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The BLM "Security" Punk Who Kicked the Good Samaritan In the Face Begs for Money on Snapchat as Police Hunt for Him

He fled -- which was easy for him, because Portland police didn't bother looking for him until 4chan ID'd him and his name was all over social media -- and police are now searching for him.

Allegedly. Who knows if they'll bother to arrest someone caught on videotape committing attempted murder.

So he's on snapchat, whining that all he did was "fight" a "racist," and begging for money.

Portland protester with long rap sheet who is on the run from cops after kicking unconscious a truck driver BEGS people on social media to give him money in case he gets jailed

Police are searching for 25-year-old Marquise Love, known by friends as 'Keese Love', for his apparent involvement in a vicious attack in Portland on Sunday

Love has allegedly been looking for money on Snapchat as he remains on the run
'[all] I did was fight him look it up on twitter,' he claims, calling his victim a 'racist'

...

The incident took place shortly before 10:30pm Sunday blocks from a Black Lives Matter demonstration

Since fleeing the scene, Love has been posting messages on Snapchat, according to The Sun.

...

'Might go to jail for murder tonight for a racist when all I did was fight him look it up on twitter put money on my books and come see me,' he allegedly sent from his account, alongside a selfie.

'On the books' is a reference to money held for inmates for the prison commissary.

Oh, he already knows the lingo. What a surprise that has totally surprised me.


The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but have so far received no response. They say they have a probable cause for his arrest.

He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license, domestic harassment and guns charges.

So many surprises. My expectations have been totally subverted. I feel like I just discovered that I'm a robot imposter of myself whose code was written by Rian Johnson.

Posted by: Ace at 03:02 PM




Comments

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1 First! I'm not 11 though....

Oh, wrong thread for that.

Posted by: Vance at August 20, 2020 03:03 PM (GdebO)

2 ESAD, punk.

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 03:03 PM (RuIsu)

3 I guess if they want a war, they'll get a war. Fun!

Posted by: sharksauce at August 20, 2020 03:03 PM (DFZnL)

4 I read the content. Newbie mistake.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 03:04 PM (HEEq1)

5 And number 2?

I highly doubt the cops are looking too hard. Why would they? The prosecutor is a friend to Antifa... this guy will be jailed, then let go in a couple of weeks after the furor dies down.

It's not like the left cares about their own attempted murders. The more the merrier!

Posted by: Vance at August 20, 2020 03:04 PM (GdebO)

6 Soooo.....in your world, kicking a dazed man on his knees with his back turned is "fighting him"? Yeah, you're a regular tough guy. I hope I get a chance to fight you.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 03:04 PM (v16oJ)

7 I hope he's found.

Not by police.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 03:04 PM (j3jZX)

8 Coward.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 03:04 PM (8B6Ng)

9 If only Keese had learned to express himself through twerking when he was 11, all of this could have been averted.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 03:05 PM (H5knJ)

10 We need to get Steve McQueen's Josh Randall on this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 03:05 PM (+y/Ru)

11 9 If only Keese had learned to express himself through twerking when he was 11, all of this could have been averted.


hopefully they'll teach him how to twerk in prison.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2020 03:05 PM (PbpT7)

12 I have a feeling he's going to ultimately get a slap on the wrist. Claiming he was 'fighting' the poor guy sitting on the street in a daze.

And the excuse of "they tried to run us down" has gotten pretty rancid.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 03:05 PM (8B6Ng)

13 This PD makes the Keystone Cops look vigilant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (Kpl3J)

14 Willowed, but apparently Hunter Biden is speaking at the DNC on the final night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (s4dNo)

15 "Punching" a Nazi is totally OK in the leftist worldview.

And "punching" can mean anything all the way up to "killing."

Most modern-day American lefttists would cheer if there were videos of BLM lining "racists" up against a brick wall and executing them

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (HEEq1)

16 I summoned the eldritch spirits of those much wiser than me from the thread below.

Or corgis called, if that's still a thing. Or am i a lurker not up with the times?

Posted by: Vance at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (GdebO)

17 He was turning his life around.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (Rvt88)

18 Hey, we tried to call. We left a message. OK?

Posted by: Portland Police Bureau at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (sWM8x)

19 An the creep is probably getting lots of money on SnapChat too-because kicking someone in the head who was apparently trying to help out a transgender person who was being attacked and who had the nerve to say George Floyd was high on drugs-is such a great and noble act.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (WkPC9)

20 As stated above, kicking a man in the head when he is down on the ground is fighting? I hate these people.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (a4EWo)

21 They can track us to within 3ft; but, they leave messages for him.
Sounds like they don't really want to arrest him.
Oh, Portland. Yeah, no.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 20, 2020 03:07 PM (gtatv)

22 Antifa's view of the future?

A boot kicking a man in the face, forever.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2020 03:07 PM (qlFIA)

23 Hopefully he will need to pay for some protection while he is in jail and then prison.

He looks like a tasty treat for Big Daddy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 20, 2020 03:07 PM (haWye)

24 He obviously has not spent his 25 years on Earth learning to write comprehensible English.


Fucker's a waste of skin, and he's part of the problem he thinks he's protesting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 03:07 PM (oVJmc)

25 Presdent Obama should do something about this !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 20, 2020 03:07 PM (qM84C)

26 What evidence is there that the guy he kicked in the head is racist? Other than the fact he is white I mean.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:07 PM (miT2W)

27 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 03:07 PM (GIeIM)

28
And "punching" can mean anything all the way up to "killing."

***

Go to any twitter/snapchat/etc thread and notice that opposing any leftwing position is grounds for death.

And those people posting death threats/wishes aren't getting banned...


Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (qlFIA)

29 Doubt he fled to Idaho ....

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (GIeIM)

30 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

31

Yep. My comment before was:

Come out coward.

But I meant the P word

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (rjE57)

32 Vigilante justice.

Period.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

33 I feel like I just discovered that I'm a robot imposter of myself whose code was written by Rian Johnson
========
OMG.

K. M. N.

I can't even.

Posted by: simplemind at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (FdGux)

34 What evidence is there that the guy he kicked in the head is racist? Other than the fact he is white I mean.


If you're not Antifa, you're a racis'.

(Remember how they all got the vapors when GWB said 'you're either with us or against us?')

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (oVJmc)

35 It's really a miracle his victim isn't dead.

4Chan identified this cretan within hours after the incident, yet Portland PD didn't bother to act on any of it, until finally discovering the true identity of the asswipe was indeed, the guy that ample proof was presented on.

Brilliant work guys!

I doubt he's anywhere near Oregon right now.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (8B6Ng)

36 What evidence is there that the guy he kicked in the head is racist?

***


He stopped a group of black people from beating up a white tranny. Obviously the man is Bull Connor.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (qlFIA)

37 But I meant the P word

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (rjE57)

Please?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (1ISKN)

38 "Surprise" is a word that now belongs to us. Capiche?

Posted by: AoSHQ Surprise Otters at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (DMUuz)

39 Wait...he was a security guard?

It's quit clowning around with me!

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (/qDkc)

40 Can they not track his fucking cell phone?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (bY+8h)

41 "The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but have so far received no response."

WTF?

Posted by: butch at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (0APJ3)

42 as i predicted a couple of weeks ago when that federal judge in portlandia ruled that protestors, observers and press could not be stopped or dealt with by police.

Check out Andy Ngo's twitter stream. every fucking BLMantifa is wearing a "Press" badge as they riot and loot.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (1+Jvs)

43 He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license, domestic harassment and guns charges.

She he is like a King George understudy?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (JFO2v)

44 It's not "fighting" when you have a mob behind you.

From the get go you have a demoralized "opponent" and if you land yours, great.
If he gets an advantage, then you know you're backed up by your mob.
You have zero chance of being seriously harmed and the other guy 100%.
Fucking evil coward.

Posted by: Zek at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (koNhm)

45 > "Punching" a Nazi is totally OK in the leftist worldview.

> And "punching" can mean anything all the way up to "killing."

Also "Nazi" means "anyone I feel like punching".

Wasn't the guy who got kicked in the head a gay guy driving around with his tranny husband or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (unn44)

46
I discovered a whole world of lefty losers begging each other for money when I went searching for Edith Macias -- remember the obnoxious Ethnic Studies major who stole the guy's MAGA hat at UC Riverside?

Covid (she claims) has killed her budding art business so she's looking for rent money via GoFundMe. When you get into her timeline, that's all it is -- one rainbow-haired transqueer artist/sjw/whatever seeking funds to start something or make ends meet. I bet more than a few of them do get a few hundred bucks a month that way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (G51Gf)

47 He has a cell phone and no one can track his whereabouts? Bull shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (hj4ry)

48
40 Can they not track his fucking cell phone?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (bY+8h)

Sure they can.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (s4dNo)

49 And gofundme is okie dokie with this I'm sure.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (pw+jk)

50 But I meant the P word

***

pusillanimous?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (qlFIA)

51 Unexpectedly !

as their body count keeps growing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (vMGcs)

52 Willowed, but apparently Hunter Biden is speaking at the DNC on the final night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM

Will he show up in the $120,000 Porsche he was spotted in yesterday, I wonder?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (j3jZX)

53 36
What evidence is there that the guy he kicked in the head is racist?

***


He stopped a group of black people from beating up a white tranny. Obviously the man is Bull Connor.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (qlFIA)

He disagreed with me.

Posted by: Keese Lurve at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (/qDkc)

54 The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but have so far received no response. They say they have a probable cause for his arrest.

=========

If they arrest him politely, will the antifa loving DA charge him then?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (UWqZJ)

55 How the heck was this guy a security guard?

Posted by: FriscoJim at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (+56GQ)

56 What evidence is there that the guy he kicked in the head is racist? Other than the fact he is white I mean.

If you're not Antifa, you're a racis'.

(Remember how they all got the vapors when GWB said 'you're either with us or against us?')
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (oVJmc)


They're using evidence they found on his FB posts as a sort of after-the-fact proof he was racist. And what was that? Simply posting the actual cause of death of Floyd. The dude seemed to be a basic Portland liberal, only difference in being he was actually interested in the truth. He supported BLM. He tried to stop a tranny from getting beat up. He was robbed and nearly killed for his trouble.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (8B6Ng)

57 They want him, and quick? Put a $1000 bounty on his head.

It worked in the old west...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (j7R0k)

58 You make it sound as if violent crime is all this fellow does.

I'd estimate 95% of his time is spent doing something other than assaulting people.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (uvIQy)

59 a recently fired security guard

He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license, domestic harassment and guns charges

Security company doesn't weed people out for this stuff?

Posted by: m at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (Go7Bx)

60 Maybe Keese will get some surprise jail anal.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (JFO2v)

61 Left him messages? Well, it certainly can't be said the PD isn't trying to catch him.What else can the do, kick in some doors? That is reserved for racist noose sightings



Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (MxEKc)

62 Blessings of liberty
Bake that cake
Take that boot to your head

Posted by: Rev David French at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (786Ro)

63 Can they not track his fucking cell phone?

***

Remember that guy that was sending bombs through the mail maybe 5 years ago?

They caught him, through his phone, within a day.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (qlFIA)

64 Think the FBI has anyone inside Portland antifa? Anybody inside Portland blm (no I do not capitalize)?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (CgKbN)

65 If I had a son, he'd kick like Keese.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (L9P9s)

66 40 Can they not track his fucking cell phone?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (bY+8h)

They can track a lot of things. Getin off their fat asses is a different story.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (1ISKN)

67 50
But I meant the P word

***

pusillanimous?


He's a travelin' man, so peripatetic.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (v16oJ)

68 22 Antifa's view of the future?

A boot kicking a man in the face, forever.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2020 03:07 PM (qlFIA)

This guy needs to be arrested for being too on the nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (A5zUN)

69
Keep generating signals, animal. Sooner or later someone'll find you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (pNxlR)

70 Can they not track his fucking cell phone?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (bY+8h)

Sure they can.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (s4dNo)


I've seen NCIS and CSI. They can track his phone and have it paralyze him and go pick him up like a suitcase.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

71 So many surprises. My expectations have been totally subverted. I feel like I just discovered that I'm a robot imposter of myself whose code was written by Rian Johnson.
++++++++++++
Nah, no worries there, boss. You haven't shat all over your own character, turned into a Mary Sue, or jumped right to the finish line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (hYcqw)

72 What evidence is there that the guy he kicked in the head is racist?

_________


He's white. QED.

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (SmXeA)

73 They will find Keese in Miami. That's where he's from.

Bets?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (j3jZX)

74
*points*
*laughs derisively*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (NWiLs)

75 But I meant the P word

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:08 PM (rjE57)

Please?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Pig?
Porn?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (gtatv)

76 > 4Chan identified this cretan within hours after the incident

Hey! We take no responsibility for this shitstain.

Posted by: Residents of the Greek Island of Crete at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (unn44)

77 48


40 Can they not track his fucking cell phone?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (bY+8h)



Sure they can.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (s4dNo)

The question is do they want to track his cell phone.

Posted by: That guy who bleach bitted hilaroids secret server and walks freely at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (/qDkc)

78 14 Willowed, but apparently Hunter Biden is speaking at the DNC on the final night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (s4dNo)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (Go7Bx)

79 Put a bounty on his head: "Wanted Dead or Alive, $10,000 Reward". One of his homies will snitch.

And, BTW, "Marquise" is the French feminine form of the title "Marquis". Whoever gave him that name is a dumfuk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (QLvxS)

80 45 > "Punching" a Nazi is totally OK in the leftist worldview.

> And "punching" can mean anything all the way up to "killing."

Also "Nazi" means "anyone I feel like punching".

Wasn't the guy who got kicked in the head a gay guy driving around with his tranny husband or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 03:09 PM (unn44)

=========

I was following some guy on Twitter who was supposed to be a Republican leaning data guy a few years ago. When Richard Spencer got punched on video, this guy went insanely happy because Spencer totally deserved it for being a Nazi.

He was kind of a tool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (UWqZJ)

81 Will he show up in the $120,000 Porsche he was spotted in yesterday, I wonder?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (j3jZX)


I doubt it. That car is SO Wednesday morning.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (8B6Ng)

82 Left him messages? Well, it certainly can't be said the PD isn't trying to catch him.What else can the do, kick in some doors? That is reserved for racist noose sightings


Did the PD send him text messages? How very civil.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (miT2W)

83 "They want him, and quick? Put a $1000 bounty on his head.






Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours:

Or an ounce of good weed.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (MxEKc)

84 Didn't he supposedly work as an "armed" security guard? How is this possible with his rap sheet?

Posted by: Tropical Lutefisk at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (/SaL2)

85 Marquise Love was part of a roaming black gang that was hunting white people to assault. The black girls were assaulting white girls to get the men to start fighting. The black men like Marquise Love were looking for any perceived slight as justification to assault white men. Love and Haner were actually standing next to each other chatting before he and his mob chose Haner as the next victim. The video of all this is out there, which is how I found out about it. It shows that Love was representative of the broader city-sanctioned lawlessness and race-based aggression and violence from the left.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (DBPIP)

86
57 They want him, and quick? Put a $1000 bounty on his head.

It worked in the old west...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (j7R0k


I'll be honest, that's a dream of mine. Walking into a post office and seeing a Red Dead Revolver Wanted Dead or Alive poster offering 10,000 bucks for some Antifa jaggoff.

A man can dream.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (s4dNo)

87 I see Mr. Love embraces the "no punctuation" regimen of social posting, which, as we were informed in recent years was less microaggressive. Except for handclap emojis.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (p7r9F)

88 The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but have so far received no response. They say they have a probable cause for his arrest.

Hello, this message is for Mr. Timothy McVeigh. This is the police calling. We'd like you to turn yourself in. If you would please return this call and let us know when you are going to do that, we'd really appreciate it.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (ZfRYq)

89
Willowed, but apparently Hunter Biden is speaking at the DNC on the final night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

========

Looks like they're trying to get out in front of something.

Or making him a prominent part of the campaign so that when he's busted (#twoweeks form now) they can scream political persecution.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (G51Gf)

90 I'm guessing that the local PD can get a warrant to track his cell phone, as long as he's in their jurisdiction. However, if he crosses state lines, it would need to be a federal case to get him tracked I'm guessing.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

91 86
57 They want him, and quick? Put a $1000 bounty on his head.

It worked in the old west...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (j7R0k


I'll be honest, that's a dream of mine. Walking into a post office and seeing a Red Dead Revolver Wanted Dead or Alive poster offering 10,000 bucks for some Antifa jaggoff.

A man can dream.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (s4dNo)

=========

Most of the time in Red Dead Redemption 2 they're bounties of like $50 and you have to bring 'em in alive.

Ugh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (UWqZJ)

92 They want him, and quick? Put a $1000 bounty on his head.

It worked in the old west...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant

According to the Western Movies I've seen those are usually "Dead or Alive"... so that'd be *outstanding*.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (gtatv)

93 Willowed, but apparently Hunter Biden is speaking at the DNC on the final night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (s4dNo)

hahahahaha
Posted by: m at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (Go7Bx)

How much coke will he be given?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (miT2W)

94 MIT just released a study stating that you have a 1 in 4700 chance of getting Covid ON AN AIRPLANE if everyone is wearing a mask.

The number goes up to 1 in 7000+ if the middle seat is empty.

There's NO REASON to shut ANYTHING down, ESPECIALLY polling places.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)


if you like

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (rjE57)

95 You know how this &$@t works right?

It's going to swing the other way, might not seem like it. It always does, always has. History is very clear on this.

There's no riding the tiger, the leftist democrats have created a monster, they built it and brought it to life, but, now they can't control it. Surprise! And now they are mortified whenever it turns on them, but because, after all, that's what monsters do, what did they expect? A mob takes on a life of its own. Oops.

And when the normal folks, the peaceable people decide they've had enough, watch out. Because the ghost of Ghengis Kahan is gonna return and say "Hey Guys, you really need to tone it back a little, M'kay?"

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (qy1p+)

96 Porn?

___

Which does NOT include women in prison "documentaries" as we learned in the last thread.

Posted by: Obligatory at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (qlFIA)

97 If your code was written by Ryan Johnson, you are a retarded robot.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (XTyi0)

98 I hate Keeses to pieces.

Posted by: Mister Jinks at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (aKsyK)

99 64
Think the FBI has anyone inside Portland antifa? Anybody inside Portland blm (no I do not capitalize)?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (CgKbN)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Cheryl Mill's Immunity Deal at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (/qDkc)

100 apparently Hunter Biden is speaking at the DNC on the final night.
======
Well they must think he has magical powers to seduce the Wymens vote.

I don't think his appeal extends beyond the cash in his wallet and his target audience is strippers, and the widowed wives of close relatives.

Posted by: bad boy bad boy!!! at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (NNrab)

101 I feel like I just discovered that I'm a robot imposter of myself whose code was written by Rian Johnson.

_________

Second-Tier Blogger 2.0 with the Flaming Clown Boner attachment

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (SmXeA)

102 But I meant the P word

***

pusillanimous?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (qlFIA)


if you like

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (rjE57)

103 Maybe they can send that elite commando ranger paratrooper airborne FBI SWAT team that so heroically brought that desperado Roger Stone to justice to go after this guy.


On second thought, I think that team only specializes in octogenarians. And Republicans, so never mind.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (7k/uO)

104 Ok....i learned to code. Now you expect me to use it too?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (pB6Gt)

105 86
57 They want him, and quick? Put a $1000 bounty on his head.

It worked in the old west...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (j7R0k


I'll be honest, that's a dream of mine. Walking into a post office and seeing a Red Dead Revolver Wanted Dead or Alive poster offering 10,000 bucks for some Antifa jaggoff.

A man can dream.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (s4dNo)

Wanted posters ought to be in a more sensible location these days. Like a bar.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (Zm+LZ)

106 72. Do I get to kick black racists?

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (ONvIw)

107 I read Keese has priors for theft, too.

Posted by: mnw at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (Cssks)

108 "He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic
assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license,
domestic harassment and guns charges."

And somehow he was able to find employment as a security guard.........

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (JUOKG)

109 If I was the victim's brother I would pose as a big donor and offer him safe haven. And by safe haven I mean no one would be able to locate Mr Love ever.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (2DOZq)

110 Punching" a Nazi is totally OK in the leftist worldview.



> And "punching" can mean anything all the way up to "killing."



Also "Nazi" means "anyone I feel like punching".



And our Democrat Betters (TM), as elected officials in ALL branches of local and state government, are OK with this line of defense.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (ZCiJZ)

111 I feel like I just discovered that I'm a robot imposter of myself whose code was written by Rian Johnson.

Posted by: Ace at 03:02 PM



He's rebooting "An Ewok Adventure"?

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (786Ro)

112 And, BTW, "Marquise" is the French feminine form of the title "Marquis". Whoever gave him that name is a dumfuk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


His "parents" weren't familiar with titles from ancient French nobility? Shocker.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (v16oJ)

113 > Didn't he supposedly work as an "armed" security guard? How is this possible with his rap sheet?


Forget it, Jake. It's Portlandtown.

Posted by: Guy What Posts Movie Quotes at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (unn44)

114 ========

Looks like they're trying to get out in front of something.

Or making him a prominent part of the campaign so that when he's busted (#twoweeks form now) they can scream political persecution.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (G51Gf


That was my thinking. See, Hunter is just a normal guy. Just Joe's boy. Mean ole Trump so and so.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (s4dNo)

115 Would you pleeeeez turn yourself in? I'll be your best friend!

Posted by: Portlandia Po Po at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (ykYG2)

116 He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license, domestic harassment and guns charges

"This is just the person we want as security!"
--Portland International Airport

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

117 The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but have so far received no response. They say they have a probable cause for his arrest.

I am going to render this unpopular opinion - Defund those Portland Police motherfuckers.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (ZfRYq)

118 114 ========

Looks like they're trying to get out in front of something.

Or making him a prominent part of the campaign so that when he's busted (#twoweeks form now) they can scream political persecution.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (G51Gf


That was my thinking. See, Hunter is just a normal guy. Just Joe's boy. Mean ole Trump so and so.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (s4dNo)

==========

His nose will start bleeding mid-speech.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (UWqZJ)

119 What emojis would the police use in a text message?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (miT2W)

120 Japanese attack Pearl Harbor, FDR issues a text: WTH Bro?

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (RuIsu)

121 Maybe they can send that elite commando ranger paratrooper airborne FBI
SWAT team that so heroically brought that desperado Roger Stone to
justice to go after this guy.


On second thought, I think that team only specializes in octogenarians. And Republicans, so never mind.



If you want to find him, ask 4 Chan. They're more motivated than the FBI and local officials.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

122 Right, you dragged a guy from his vehicle and beat him senseless, but not before you somehow got his identity and looked him up on Twitter to research if he was a racist.

Sure, retard, thanks for that fictional tale

Posted by: deadrody at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (V9901)

123 He's so stupid that he thinks the videos on Twitter exonerate him.

Quick! Let's hire him for the US Department of Justice!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (BM2fS)

124 50 But I meant the P word

***

pusillanimous?
---
You cuss better'n a twenty dollar whore.

Posted by: Taggart at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (sWM8x)

125
I'll be honest, that's a dream of mine. Walking into a post office and seeing a Red Dead Revolver Wanted Dead or Alive poster offering 10,000 bucks for some Antifa jaggoff.

A man can dream.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:12 PM (s4dNo)


Hehe.... Jaggoff - you spend anytime along the three-rivers?

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (j7R0k)

126 "He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic
assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license,
domestic harassment and guns charges."

Sounds like a perfect advocate for defund the police.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (MxEKc)

127 "He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic
assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license,
domestic harassment and guns charges."



Whitey made him do it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (oVJmc)

128 They want him, and quick? Put a $1000 bounty on his head.

It worked in the old west...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 20, 2020 03:10 PM (j7R0k

Crime watchers usually does this.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (2DOZq)

129
Wanted posters ought to be in a more sensible location these days. Like a bar.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (Zm+LZ)

Word.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (s4dNo)

130 Okay, off-topic food discovery.

I went to the Asian market yesterday to stock up on fancy ramen and while I was there, I bought a bag of frozen Korean dumplings called "small octopus dumplings."

What I was expecting: small dumplings containing octopus.
What I got: Normal-size dumplings that contain a small octopus and packed in with incredibly spicy Korean lava.
Final result: Completely and totally kick-ass. Will become a staple. Best misconception over a product that I've had in a long time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (hYcqw)

131
What evidence is there that the guy he kicked in the head is racist?
_________

He's white. QED.

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM


& he drives a pick-up truck

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (sGUxM)

132 He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license, domestic harassment and guns charges.

--

That is a healthy resume for a security guard. I guess these sort of things are not asked in interviews.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (kA3Cp)

133 Think the FBI has anyone inside Portland antifa? Anybody inside Portland blm (no I do not capitalize)?



Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (CgKbN)


Nope. All their Top Men are still busy trying to pull off a coup d'etat against Trump. Because he's Hitler or something.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (7k/uO)

134 His Antifa comrades are no doubt hiding him. Will they be charged with harboring a fugitive?


ROFL I slay myself.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (BeYX8)

135 We are going to send Corn Pop a strongly-worded letter.

Posted by: Portland Cops at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (vtcmf)

136
Hehe.... Jaggoff - you spend anytime along the three-rivers?
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (j7R0k


Maybe. Possible.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (s4dNo)

137
I doubt he's anywhere near Oregon right now.
Posted by: clutch cargo

========

Really? These homies don't function so well outside their territory, do they? I have very slim real-life knowledge of this, but the few cases I do know, the criminal "thrives" in his hood.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's sitting right in Portland in some obvious place and the cops aren't driving out there and picking him up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (G51Gf)

138 His "parents" weren't familiar with titles from ancient French nobility? Shocker.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM (v16oJ)

My guess is that's he from a single parent home-father long gone or in jail, although he might have been around to help with the name..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (WkPC9)

139 64 Think the FBI has anyone inside Portland antifa? Anybody inside Portland blm (no I do not capitalize)?
-----------------------
Its been, what, 80+ days of riots. They have everyone of the regulars ID'd and their cell phone numbers and where they go. They know their routines and other comms. Then there is the treasure trove of selfies and fan pixs taken of them. This is the most well documented riot in history by police/Intell types.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (hj4ry)

140

That Nigerian sounds Fat!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (d6DSt)

141 Wait... if you kill someone in a fight, is is not murder?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (jcBGX)

142
I am going to render this unpopular opinion - Defund those Portland Police motherfuckers.


You don't know what orders they have received from their bosses. As in "slow walk this boys, this is an unpopular issue."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 03:17 PM (ZCiJZ)

143 As stated above, kicking a man in the head when he is down on the ground is fighting? I hate these people.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (a4EWo)

It was Interpretive Dance!

Posted by: Keese the Dance Machine at August 20, 2020 03:17 PM (88+cf)

144 So Antifa now thinks it's up to you to be judge, jury and executioner.
That's good to know.
Remember that when some Antifa guy is trying to get you and you run him over with a 4x4.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 03:17 PM (OjZpE)

145 Isn't Bannon fat rich from his work in TV dealmaking? Why would he need to set up a bogus org to cream a little fat off the top?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 03:17 PM (oVJmc)

146 >>Didn't he supposedly work as an "armed" security guard? How is this possible with his rap sheet?


Easy. Just commit more Felonies.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 03:17 PM (8Cjpz)

147 The Marquis of Love.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:17 PM (miT2W)

148 Wait... if you kill someone in a fight, is is not murder?

___

Pretty sure that question is rayciss

Posted by: Keese Love at August 20, 2020 03:17 PM (qlFIA)

149 it's too fucking easy to find this mope. Draft up a SW for his Facebook or Instagram file, obtain Ip login, trace the mobile phone, review the towers...boom! Found.
So yeah, they can track him. As someone said above, "Do they want to?"
I'm guessing the PPD are playing the smart game on this and know where he is- and want to get a few more of his shithead accomplices when they scoop him up.
Not every cop on the Portland PD likes, condones or believes in this shit. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on this for the moment.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (1+Jvs)

150 The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but have so far received no response.

"Hello, Keese? Um, yeah, so this is the Portland Police Bureau. Hi! We'd like to have a sit down and talk with you, m'kay? So if you could just go ahead and turn yourself in that would be great. Thanks, bye."

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (786Ro)

151 132 He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license, domestic harassment and guns charges.

--

That is a healthy resume for a security guard. I guess these sort of things are not asked in interviews.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 03:16 PM (kA3Cp)

Firearms handling experience without shooting self or coworkers can open a lot of doors is the security business.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (1ISKN)

152
His nose will start bleeding mid-speech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (UWqZJ)


Wouldn't it be hilarious if he was arrested mid speech for failure to pay child support.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (s4dNo)

153 So the police now send you messages requesting yo surrender?

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (HwiWi)

154 I bet "Love' is familiar with prison love too.

Hope he likes it.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

155 His "parents" weren't familiar with titles from ancient French nobility? Shocker.

They're likely familiar with how that story ended, so there is that.

(Not that they read much further ahead of the book.)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (ykYG2)

156 142
I am going to render this unpopular opinion - Defund those Portland Police motherfuckers.


You don't know what orders they have received from their bosses. As in "slow walk this boys, this is an unpopular issue."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 03:17 PM (ZCiJZ)

=========

It does seem to be what the elected representatives of the people want.

I wonder if it's also what the people want.

Did I miss defund the police being a major campaign issue when these DAs were getting elected? I mean, they were soft on crime, but not exactly advocating for pretty much anarchy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (UWqZJ)

157 Didn't he supposedly work as an "armed" security guard? How is this possible with his rap sheet?

---------
Memo

While You Were Out

[x] They Threw Away Any Standards For Employment

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (qy1p+)

158 >>As stated above, kicking a man in the head when he is down on the ground is fighting?


Don't be fragilie and racist, yo. It's his culture.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (8Cjpz)

159 I watched the video, wouldn't call it a fair fight by any imagination

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (OjZpE)

160 > Wait... if you kill someone in a fight, is is not murder?

Not necessarily.

That wasn't a fight (mutual combat), though. It was an unprovoked assault.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (unn44)

161 The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired
security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but
have so far received no response. They say they have a probable cause
for his arrest.


The police are overwhelmed, what with all the manhunts for racist garage pulls.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (v16oJ)

162 If only Keese had learned to express himself through twerking when he was 11, all of this could have been averted.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls



He calls himself "Keese".

Pretty sure he got passed around by all his Mom's boyfriends when he was 11.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (BM2fS)

163 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

https://t.co/1WAlsmW4Te?amp=1

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (HJQ79)

164 What I was expecting: small dumplings containing octopus.
What I got: Normal-size dumplings that contain a small octopus and packed in with incredibly spicy Korean lava.
Final result: Completely and totally kick-ass. Will become a staple. Best misconception over a product that I've had in a long time.

Joe, got a brand name?

Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (d6DSt)

165 So Antifa now thinks it's up to you to be judge, jury and executioner.
That's good to know.
Remember that when some Antifa guy is trying to get you and you run him over with a 4x4.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 03:17 PM (OjZpE)


They have their own shirts that say Antifa baseball team and an image of a bat.

They have no intention of being human. They really should be shot on site.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Keese won't answer his phone, won't return my texts. I 'm worried sick.

Posted by: Portland Police Chief Wiggum at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (uhPTO)

167 "He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic
assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license,
domestic harassment and guns charges."
----

Whitey made him do it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (oVJmc)


50 Quatloos on the "domestic assault" charge features are fat white baby momma.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (hku12)

168 Reminds me of the local disgrace. So, month or two ago, "peaceful protest" in Provo, Utah. "Protestor" shoots a guy just trying to drive home.

Cops actually tracked him down, arrested the guy a day or two later. He bails out, and disappears, not heard from since.

No one appears to be looking for him, either. So guy who just opened fire on someone driving home from Home Depot is on the loose somewhere, with nothing from the Cops on looking for him.

Posted by: Vance at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (GdebO)

169 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

https://t.co/1WAlsmW4Te?amp=1
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (HJQ79)


Stick it in your ear and blow it out your ass.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Hunter Biden is going to mewl and whine about his dead mother and his dead brother and marvel at the strength and stamina of his dedicated and loving father.

and half of the country will cry along with him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (W2Pud)

171 He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license, domestic harassment and guns charges.

That would be Senator Marquise Love soon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (zeX4K)

172 >>So he's on snapchat, whining that all he did was "fight" a "racist," and begging for money.


It's a shame the wireless companies can't track/identify where he is (general area) based on his phone, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

173 163 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

https://t.co/1WAlsmW4Te?amp=1
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (HJQ79)

=========

"Fuck You."
-Signature Line

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (UWqZJ)

174 What evidence is there that the guy he kicked in the head is racist? Other than the fact he is white I mean.

------

Answered your own question.

Related, I got my first corporate email today that included the term "systemic racism". I have 7 fucking long more years until retirements, damn it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (5p7BC)

175
Normal-size dumplings that contain a small octopus and packed in with incredibly spicy Korean lava.
Final result: Completely and totally kick-ass. Will become a staple. Best misconception over a product that I've had in a long time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

========

I can't stand rubber-food. Is the octopus somehow not rubbery?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (G51Gf)

176 > And, BTW, "Marquise" is the French feminine form of the title "Marquis".

That will be handy for his new role in jail, I guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (unn44)

177 Final result: Completely and totally kick-ass. Will become a staple. Best misconception over a product that I've had in a long time.


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (hYcqw)


Troll.


And a food troll. That's just...low.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (xT2tT)

178 Today's Rasmussen Daily Tracking Poll has Trump at 51%.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (sWM8x)

179 The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but have so far received no response.

Portland PD: "Ollie ollie in come free!" Sheesh.

They say they have a probable cause for his arrest.

No shit. They're willing to go that far, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:20 PM (zeX4K)

180 https://bit.ly/3j2nMIq
*******
Amazon cuts ties with Philadelphia and Pittsburgh-area delivery services; hundreds of jobs affected

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 20, 2020 03:20 PM (FpCwC)

181 Isn't Bannon fat rich from his work in TV dealmaking? Why would he need to set up a bogus org to cream a little fat off the top?
=====
He doesn't and they know it.

it was a pretext investigation.

They needed a reason to be able to get a warrant for all his electronic devices and phones.

They think he is Q.

Posted by: Prove me wrong at August 20, 2020 03:20 PM (w98MU)

182 How could you eat octopus, man?

They open jars! They're practically people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:20 PM (1ISKN)

183 & he drives a pick-up truck
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM (sGUxM)

And its not a Ford.

Posted by: Menack at August 20, 2020 03:20 PM (buTO7)

184 Today's Rasmussen Daily Tracking Poll has Trump at 51%.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (sWM8x)


So, in real terms, 60%

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

185 14 Willowed, but apparently Hunter Biden is speaking at the DNC on the final night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (s4dNo)

__________

Is there nothing President Trump can't do?

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 03:20 PM (SmXeA)

186 Will Seattle offer him sanctuary?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (miT2W)

187 182 How could you eat octopus, man?

They open jars! They're practically people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:20 PM (1ISKN)

=========

Go watch the original OldBoy and find out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)

188 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

https://t.co/1WAlsmW4Te?amp=1
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (HJQ79)
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Holy you know what.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (G0vdT)

189 Hunter Biden is going to mewl and whine about his dead mother and his
dead brother and marvel at the strength and stamina of his dedicated and
loving father.

___

There are going to be a lot of hot chicks at this party....and I bet some of them have some extra coke too....

Hey baby, do you know who I am?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (qlFIA)

190 Willowed, but apparently Hunter Biden is speaking at the DNC on the final night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA




From Bill Clinton to Andrew Cuomo to Big Mike to The Emperor Shit Midas Obama to Satanic Hillary to Hunter Biden, the entire DNC Convention has been a yuge double-barreled middle finger to the United States.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (BM2fS)

191 170 Hunter Biden is going to mewl and whine about his dead mother and his dead brother and marvel at the strength and stamina of his dedicated and loving father.

and half of the country will cry along with him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (W2Pud)

I don't think so. I think this is an absolutely idiotic unforced error, to put Hunter Biden up there. How can they possibly think this will turn out well for them?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)

192 169 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

https://t.co/1WAlsmW4Te?amp=1
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (HJQ79)

Stick it in your ear and blow it out your ass.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

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They cannot hide how much gay and trans crap is built into the curriculum.

Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (bloh/)

193 Disturbing that these people think assault and battery if OK as long as you think, or call, someone a racist

Posted by: Javems at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (ofIwF)

194
Reminds me of the local disgrace. So, month or two ago, "peaceful protest" in Provo, Utah. "Protestor" shoots a guy just trying to drive home.

Cops actually tracked him down, arrested the guy a day or two later. He bails out, and disappears, not heard from since.

No one appears to be looking for him, either. So guy who just opened fire on someone driving home from Home Depot is on the loose somewhere, with nothing from the Cops on looking for him.

Posted by: Vance

==========

You are effing kidding me. I saw that video.

I hope the guy has done something since then to make it a federal crime, crossing state lines with intent to or whatever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (G51Gf)

195 If you want to find him, ask 4 Chan. They're more motivated than the FBI and local officials.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World



** sobbing quietly **

Posted by: Shia Labeouf at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (786Ro)

196 I continue to relish in his self-loathing. Must kill this dude to be part white.

Posted by: nip at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (yoqcZ)

197 May he resist arrest. Until cold.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (hyuyC)

198 182 How could you eat octopus, man?

They open jars! They're practically people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:20 PM (1ISKN)

It's not like he's eating a sea otter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (A5zUN)

199 Hey, we tried to call. We left a message. OK?

Posted by: Portland Police Bureau




No worries, guys. We know it is impossible to track cell phones.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (BM2fS)

200 Go watch the original OldBoy and find out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)

I did watch the original OldBoy. I was tricked into it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (1ISKN)

201 Alas, there appears to be a lot less "hunting" here than there should be. More like "asking nicely" for hardened criminals to turn themselves in. Go find the motherfucker already. It really ain't that hard.

Posted by: deadrody at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (V9901)

202 Joe, got a brand name?
Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (d6DSt)
++++++++++++
In no particular order:
- Not rubbery, particularly. Not sure how they pulled it off. Octopus usually is, even when fresh.
- Brand name: "Dong Won" ("Spicy small octopus dumpling")
- I shall endeavor to be either less trollish or to up my game.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)

203 "The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in"

They didn't say the magic word.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (VpIIl)

204 "He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic

assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license,

domestic harassment and guns charges."


If Biden drops out before the election I think this guy would be a good replacement and I'm sure that every motherfucking, brainwashed, tribal Democrat in the fucking country would agree with me.

We are well and truly fucked...unless we get a handle on this. And I'll keep my ideas of a solution to myself.


Because I don't want to get myself banned.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (7k/uO)

205 ** sobbing quietly **

Posted by: Shia Labeouf at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (786Ro)
___
Hey sweetie! My producer says we should wrestle again!

Posted by: Maddie Ziegler at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (qlFIA)

206 Hopefully he will need to pay for some protection while he is in jail and then prison.

Yeah, I expect the Aryan Brotherhood might want to have a word with him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (zeX4K)

207 191 170 Hunter Biden is going to mewl and whine about his dead mother and his dead brother and marvel at the strength and stamina of his dedicated and loving father.

and half of the country will cry along with him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:19 PM (W2Pud)

I don't think so. I think this is an absolutely idiotic unforced error, to put Hunter Biden up there. How can they possibly think this will turn out well for them?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)


America is a big fan of spoiled brats of rich parents. Just look at Instagram.

Never forget, this piece of shit is also banging his dead brothers wife.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (s4dNo)

208 Why would he need to set up a bogus org to cream a little fat off the top?

"Matchstick Men" was one of the hits in Ridley Scott's hit-or-miss career IMO. It features an actual good performance by Nic Coppola Cage. And a good line: "Oh, crime does pay. It just doesn't pay very well."

If you're a grifter (which you're not), you are in the Gig Economy at its worst. You cannot be sure that the next grift is going to work. So you'll be working multiple angles at once.

Anyway looks like Bannon's going to be working on his tennis game at Club Fed. Good move by DJT, noticing that he was Sloppy Steve.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (ykYG2)

209 >>Didn't he supposedly work as an "armed" security guard? How is this possible with his rap sheet?



"Ban the box"

http://bantheboxcampaign.org/

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

210 .
In a sane world he would be rushing to help the police find him before somebody else finds him.

Posted by: Mongo at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (IU8aO)

211 I went to the Asian market yesterday to stock up on fancy ramen and while I was there, I bought a bag of frozen Korean dumplings called "small octopus dumplings."

What I was expecting: small dumplings containing octopus.
What I got: Normal-size dumplings that contain a small octopus and packed in with incredibly spicy Korean lava.
Final result: Completely and totally kick-ass. Will become a staple. Best misconception over a product that I've had in a long time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:15 PM


I love browsing my Asian market and chuckling at the names on things. Unintentional hilarity.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (ejd/p)

212 ,.æ÷
cgvbnm,.//.,maZXDCFVGbhkl;'
Q2W3E4R53Q m,l

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (hyuyC)

213 It's not like he's eating a sea otter.

___

VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE


Posted by: An angry surprise anal otter at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (qlFIA)

214 Hey everybody.

Story at HotFart that in the pages of Vanity Fair, Brian Stetler is talking trash about Sean Hannity. Sounds to me like they both have turnips for brains, frankly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (L2ZTs)

215 I was watching an episode of The First 48 and the contracted security guard at a nightclub got into a gun fight outside the club. He also was a convicted felon. Who says it's hard for felons to find employment. Wasn't Floyd also a security guard before he became a bouncer?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (2DOZq)

216 "We asked Osama bin Laden to turn himself in. What more could we do?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (zeX4K)

217 I think this is an absolutely idiotic unforced error, to put Hunter Biden up there.

I think so too, but I think they're kind of in a jam. If his wife is the only person in his family willing to campaign for or stand up for him as president that looks even worse than the campaign already does.

But putting Hunter up there front and center when they've been so successful disappearing him from the news....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

218 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

https://t.co/1WAlsmW4Te?amp=1
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (HJQ79)
++++++++++++++
You see, this is what would make me go hard at them. I would not only observe online, I would take a leave of absence from work and sit in the classroom when they got back to school. I can't watch, eh? Fuck you. I'm your damn work husband now, bitch. Watch your mouth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (hYcqw)

219 >>How could you eat octopus, man?

>They open jars! They're practically people.


If they were as smart as you think, they wouldn't be half as delicious as they are.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (8Cjpz)

220 89 Willowed, but apparently Hunter Biden is speaking at the DNC on the final night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

========

Looks like they're trying to get out in front of something.

Or making him a prominent part of the campaign so that when he's busted (#twoweeks form now) they can scream political persecution.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (G51Gf)

I think you're right. But not "Or"; both of these at the same time.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (Go7Bx)

221 Too much to hope he gets arrested by Derek Chauvin?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

222 ...and who had the nerve to say George Floyd was high on drugs..."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 03:06 PM (WkPC9)

---

And bear in mind he didn't even "say" this. He just shared a post that's been shared a brazilian times on social media by people like my 87-year-old aunt and my SIL. Notwithstanding that it was true, nor that the attacker knew this. The guy was "racist" because he was a sturdy, clean-cut white male assisting another person who was being persecuted, and his like can't abide such things.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (p7r9F)

223 America is a big fan of spoiled brats of rich parents. Just look at Instagram.

---

lol

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (RU4sa)

224 He obviously has not spent his 25 years on Earth learning to write comprehensible English.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles




Punctuation is raciss, yo.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (BM2fS)

225 "The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but have so far received no response."

Grigory Aleksandrovich Potemkin-Tauricheski tips his hat to the Portland Police Bureau.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (IxDhF)

226 If you want to find him, ask 4 Chan. They're more motivated than the FBI and local officials.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World


** sobbing quietly **

Posted by: Shia Labeouf
=========
He will not divide us!!!

Well, he won't. We'll do that by acting like mental patients.

Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (oaCzS)

227 The Bannon indictment pretty much puts the lie to "it takes time to build a case" bullshit we hear from time to time.

Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (bloh/)

228 198 182 How could you eat octopus, man?

They open jars! They're practically people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:20 PM (1ISKN)

It's not like he's eating a sea otter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


hey now,
BACK OFF THE OTTERS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (W2Pud)

229 Keyboard become sentient.

What you are missing is "Clear!"

**Thump of Darwin**

Keyboard behaves again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 03:25 PM (hyuyC)

230 If they were as smart as you think, they wouldn't be half as delicious as they are.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (8Cjpz)
+++++++++++
"Intelligence is inversely proportional to deliciousness" would be a helluva survival strategy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:25 PM (hYcqw)

231 And that reminds me of that Koch Industry commercial I hate that brags that they don't require disclosure of past criminal history.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 03:25 PM (2DOZq)

232
145 Isn't Bannon fat rich from his work in TV dealmaking? Why would he need to set up a bogus org to cream a little fat off the top?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 03:17 PM (oVJmc)


Well the dirty secret about money is that when you get some of it you always want more no matter how much you have. Especially when power comes with it. About the only people that don't think that is idiots who believe if we just paid Congress a fuck ton more cash they won't make corrupt deals to make even more.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 20, 2020 03:25 PM (FiGAS)

233 The only bone in an octopus is the beak, which allows them to squeeze into incredibly small places.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:25 PM (miT2W)

234 I just turned 69 last Saturday`

I'll take that pussy on right now, today

fucking leftist cunt

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 03:25 PM (O+AcM)

235 227 The Bannon indictment pretty much puts the lie to "it takes time to build a case" bullshit we hear from time to time.
Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (bloh/)

---

Well DUH.

Indicting folks on the right is totes easier.

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 03:25 PM (RU4sa)

236 America is a big fan of spoiled brats of rich parents. Just look at Instagram.

Never forget, this piece of shit is also banging his dead brothers wife.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (s4dNo)

For the last couple of years, the MSM has been on a full court press to hide any mention of Hunter Biden and his Baby Mama from the public. That's the biggest reason it's never gone anywhere, none of the LIV's have even heard his name.

Now the DNC is gonna put the spotlight on him and publicly introduce him. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 03:25 PM (Kpl3J)

237 What evidence is there that the guy he kicked in the head is racist? Other than the fact he is white I mean.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy




The evidence is the fact that he was kicked in the head by this fucking Keese joker.

See, RULE that's been established is this:

"Whomever I think I should have the right to kill, for whatever reason, I can kill!"

That's their RULE.

And that will be the RULE for us, too.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (BM2fS)

238 it's too fucking easy to find this mope. Draft up a SW for his Facebook or Instagram file, obtain Ip login, trace the mobile phone, review the towers...boom! Found.
So yeah, they can track him. As someone said above, "Do they want to?"
I'm guessing the PPD are playing the smart game on this and know where he is- and want to get a few more of his shithead accomplices when they scoop him up.
Not every cop on the Portland PD likes, condones or believes in this shit. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on this for the moment.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (1+Jvs)


I was just looking at an old post from project veritas,

Project Veritas @Project_Veritas
·
Apr 30

Hey @realdonaldtrump
- can you believe this? We caught
@jack from @Twitter removing retweets from our video.


and that's just twitter

I say just follow the gofundme account.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (rjE57)

239 This is the real reason the Democrats came back to DC. The USPS conspiracy theory is a cover for them fucking up & leaving without a stimulus deal...

Erik Wasson
@elwasson
Moderate swing-state Democrats in the House are increasing their pressure on Speaker Nancy Pelosi to restart stalled stimulus talks

https://t.co/SjEWA0M3Z2?amp=1
Pelosi Pressured by Moderate Democrats, GOP on Stimulus Talks
Moderate swing-state Democrats in the House are increasing their pressure on Speaker Nancy Pelosi to restart stalled stimulus talks with Republicans.
bloomberg.com
10:52 AM · Aug 20, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (FBrfY)

240 America is a big fan of spoiled brats of rich parents. Just look at Instagram.

Never forget, this piece of shit is also banging his dead brothers wife.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


didn't he dump his sister in law for another chick after getting the stripper preggo?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (W2Pud)

241 Oh man. Joe Mannix fell for that Dong Won "octopus dumpling" thing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (sWM8x)

242 It seems like another unforced error. At best it makes Joe look normal.

At worst, it bring Ukraine corruption by the Biden's right back to the forefront.

They must be really concerned about Joe's current image to risk that.

Trump should launch a few Hunter/Joe/Chynah/Ukraine mortars

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (s4dNo)

243 204
"He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic


assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license,


domestic harassment and guns charges."

If Biden drops
out before the election I think this guy would be a good replacement
and I'm sure that every motherfucking, brainwashed, tribal Democrat in
the fucking country would agree with me.

We are well and truly fucked...unless we get a handle on this. And I'll keep my ideas of a solution to myself.


Because I don't want to get myself banned.


Posted by: LGoPs at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (7k/uO)



I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!

Posted by: AOC Banging a Machete on the Lectren at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (/qDkc)

244 Intelligence is inversely proportional to deliciousness" would be a helluva survival strategy.
Joe Biden would be manna from heaven.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (v16oJ)

245
his wife is the only person in his family willing to campaign for or stand up for him as president

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

======

Holy smokes I hadn't even thought of that! His sister did a vid for him, but what kind of guy's own KIDS won't stand up for him? (Other than John McCain, Rudy Giuliani... oh well!)

But a son holding back doesn't look good vs Trump with his welter of progeny showing up onstage for him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (G51Gf)

246 We are well trained in the deployment of Tactical Assault Phone Messages.

Posted by: Surprise Gerbil at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (O0ReF)

247 "The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but have so far received no response."

I will remember this like every time a Government official proclaims, "We are doing everything possible..."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (BeYX8)

248 boulder t'hobo at
======
this is not the original guy.

Someone has stolen his nick.

Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (eH2E3)

249 Welp, it looks like they'll be able to add ignoring voicemails to the list of charges!

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (MVjcR)

250 I've had octopus a few times and been underwhelmed. Once they were so rubbery it was like trying to eat a tire, the other times they just tasted like whatever sauce was on them, and had an odd texture. I think "exotic" becomes "good" in some people's minds without merit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (KZzsI)

251 "What I was expecting: small dumplings containing octopus.

What I got: Normal-size dumplings that contain a small octopus and packed in with incredibly spicy Korean lava.



Posted by: Joe Mannix"

Now I'm wondering about this small chicken dumplings I always buy.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (MxEKc)

252 Let's face it.

We are the jury.

LE is nothing, because the prosecutors work for the criminals, and the prosecutors are criminal.

Thanks, Soros.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (hyuyC)

253 Go find the motherfucker already. It really ain't that hard.

Hey, if the Portland Police go in, one of them might get injured. And you know what that means? Insurance claims that the city might not have the cash to pay. Better to let the criminals run free than risk an Insurance Claim if there is a mishap.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (ZCiJZ)

254 You see, this is what would make me go hard at them.
I would not only observe online, I would take a leave of absence from
work and sit in the classroom when they got back to school. I can't
watch, eh? Fuck you. I'm your damn work husband now, bitch. Watch your
mouth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (hYcqw)


I would record the streams for posterity. There are several software solutions for doing this. They can't object, tax dollars are paying for the whole thing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (CQ3Qb)

255 240 America is a big fan of spoiled brats of rich parents. Just look at Instagram.

Never forget, this piece of shit is also banging his dead brothers wife.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


didn't he dump his sister in law for another chick after getting the stripper preggo?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (W2Pud


*shakes magic 8-ball*

Um, highly probable.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (s4dNo)

256 239 This is the real reason the Democrats came back to DC. The USPS conspiracy theory is a cover for them fucking up & leaving without a stimulus deal...

Erik Wasson
@elwasson
Moderate swing-state Democrats in the House are increasing their pressure on Speaker Nancy Pelosi to restart stalled stimulus talks

https://t.co/SjEWA0M3Z2?amp=1
Pelosi Pressured by Moderate Democrats, GOP on Stimulus Talks
Moderate swing-state Democrats in the House are increasing their pressure on Speaker Nancy Pelosi to restart stalled stimulus talks with Republicans.
bloomberg.com
10:52 AM Aug 20, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (FBrfY)

=========

Finally, someone plays hardball back to Nancy, and she fucks it up.

She's only ever been good because she can defund anyone in her caucus who crosses her and because her opposition has always been eager to fold.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:27 PM (UWqZJ)

257 207 191 170 Hunter Biden is going to mewl and whine about his dead mother and his dead brother and marvel at the strength and stamina of his dedicated and loving father.

and half of the country will cry along with him.
_________________

Yeah, the dedicated daddy who was letting the married campaign volunteer (Jill Stevenson, later Jill Biden) he was boffing right after his wife died, babysit Hunter and Beau, at the same time Joe was giving speeches and interviews telling people how grief-stricken and hopeless he was after losing his wife.

I didn't think I could have a lower opinion of Joe Biden, but after reading about how he and Jill got together (and how they lied about it for decades), I do.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (k4dH2)

258 But I was assured by a black Dem on Fox today that only white supremacists are committing violence.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

259 Alas, there appears to be a lot less "hunting" here than there should
be. More like "asking nicely" for hardened criminals to turn themselves
in. Go find the motherfucker already. It really ain't that hard.


Funny how they didn't think to ask Roger Stone "nicely".

Posted by: LGoPs at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (7k/uO)

260 Come and meet the guy who sold out to the Ukraine and China with daddys help- and he's got the bank account to show it!.

Special seats for all those Americans who lost their job to foreign outsourcing

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (VpIIl)

261
I don't think so. I think this is an absolutely idiotic unforced error, to put Hunter Biden up there. How can they possibly think this will turn out well for them?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)


They will drive home how he's been unjustly persecuted by the evil Donald Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

262

Is that Bounty Hunters show still on?

Just hire them, and broadcast it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (rjE57)

263 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

https://t.co/1WAlsmW4Te?amp=1
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (HJQ79)


How are they going to stop it? If I got that form, I'd make a point of observing the remote classes. What are they worried I'll find out about?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (zeX4K)

264 If I had a son he would fight like Marquise Love.

Posted by: barak the majic negro at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (JFO2v)

265 what kind of guy's own KIDS won't stand up for him?

What indeed!

Posted by: Ronald Reagan Jr at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (ykYG2)

266 He won't answer the Portland Police Department's messages to turn himself in?

What an outlaw!

Posted by: GuyFromNH at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (Gs5TH)

267 Jill Biden could go to court atm

and have Joe deemed gone

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (O+AcM)

268 I say just follow the gofundme account.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (rjE57)

Rule #1 for criminal investigations: follow the money.
You're right on.

It's not if, it's when Keese is found. Hope he doesn't struggle or brandish a firearm when they do go for him....for that would be....tragic.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 20, 2020 03:29 PM (1+Jvs)

269 Tell you what though, octopus make excellent bait. Fish love it and it's tough enough to take a few hits and still be recast.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:29 PM (1ISKN)

270 pusillanimous?

Posted by: 18-1




Obviously, she meant:

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 03:29 PM (BM2fS)

271 I didn't think I could have a lower opinion of Joe Biden, but after reading about how he and Jill got together (and how they lied about it for decades), I do.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (k4dH2)

Anyone who speaks of Joe's decency needs to have something something done to him.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:29 PM (miT2W)

272

didn't he dump his sister in law for another chick after getting the stripper preggo?
=====
and there might just be cell phone video of the stripper having her way with his rear end in the champaign room while he was blasted out of his mind on crack/meth/etc.

Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:29 PM (O9JXA)

273 242 It seems like another unforced error. At best it makes Joe look normal.

At worst, it bring Ukraine corruption by the Biden's right back to the forefront.

They must be really concerned about Joe's current image to risk that.

Trump should launch a few Hunter/Joe/Chynah/Ukraine mortars
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (s4dNo)

He absolutely has to invite Hunter's stripper baby mama & the kid to the RNC now.

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2020 03:29 PM (Izzlo)

274 FUCK, FUCK, FUCK THE LEFT

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 03:30 PM (O+AcM)

275 Tell you what though, octopus make excellent bait. Fish love it and it's tough enough to take a few hits and still be recast.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:29 PM (1ISKN)
++++++++++
:: throws flag ::

It's "Tuff Enuff"

Posted by: The Fabulous Thunderbirds at August 20, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)

276 Oh C'mon Man! The courts are so old-fashioned. Anything. Anything can be done with twitter or email now. Summons? You bet. Restraining order? Done. Incarceration? Just need you to read your email and come on in.

Posted by: JAS at August 20, 2020 03:30 PM (2BZBZ)

277 Hey, we tagged the dude in a tweet with a hashtag #PleaseTurnYourselfIn. Not sure what more you expect from us.

Posted by: Portland Police at August 20, 2020 03:30 PM (I+N2M)

278 The thing that Bannon got arrested for did not exist until January 2019. I am going to guess that the SDNY did not immediately start an investigation of the activity.

So it seems like it doesn't necessarily take years and years to bring criminal indictments in SDNY

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 03:30 PM (ZfRYq)

279 262

Is that Bounty Hunters show still on?

Just hire them, and broadcast it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


PPV and I'm all over it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:30 PM (W2Pud)

280 Where is our equalizer? or whatever. We need some shadowy underground method to arrange for justice to be meted out to punks like Keese Love since the justice system we fund by high taxes is on the side of the criminals in so many places.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 20, 2020 03:30 PM (T9Hmo)

281
He absolutely has to invite Hunter's stripper baby mama & the kid to the RNC now.
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2020 03:29 PM (Izzlo)


Man, that's AtC level Machiavellian. Nice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:30 PM (s4dNo)

282 Ignoring messages is no joke! They'll put that straight into your Permanent Record!

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 03:30 PM (MVjcR)

283 Maybe the Portland police are banking on the idea that they are the party who will go easiest on Keese Love if found.

Posted by: weew at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (+m+uH)

284 I'll be honest, that's a dream of mine. Walking into a post office and seeing a Red Dead Revolver Wanted Dead or Alive poster offering 10,000 bucks for some Antifa jaggoff.

A man can dream.

Posted by: AlaBAMA




Sounds like a job for PhotoShop.

Plenty of telephone poles that could house such a poster.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (BM2fS)

285 FUCK, FUCK, FUCK THE LEFT
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 03:30 PM (O+AcM)


Thread. Winner.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

286 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

https://t.co/1WAlsmW4Te?amp=1
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (HJQ79)
++++++++++++++
You see, this is what would make me go hard at them. I would not only observe online, I would take a leave of absence from work and sit in the classroom when they got back to school. I can't watch, eh? Fuck you. I'm your damn work husband now, bitch. Watch your mouth.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:23 PM (hYcqw)

I don't care if parents observe me. I just don't want them recording me, taking random clips, and posting them on social media. I was trending on Instagram a few years ago when a former student secretly filmed me with a running commentary while I was grocery shopping. I also have been recorded reacting to a child insulting another child; my scolding was "funny" and was passed around.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (/+bwe)

287 Hillary Clinton funneled $80 million in illegal campaign donations through state Dem parties. This has been known since 2017 and a criminal referral was even made by the House. It's the greatest campaign finance law violation ever but the DoJ cares not a bit. Funny that.

Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (bloh/)

288

We have seen them brutally punch out and old woman walking with a walker down the street.

We have seen them shoot a little boy point blank in the head.

We have seen them beat the crap out of police officers.

The pregnant woman trying to get to the hospital.

The black-owned businesses.

And this.

This the Democrat Party.

Another Trump ad on the brutality and the say nothing Dems. Including Obama and all of those other pos's. They are condoning this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (rjE57)

289 Willowed, but apparently Hunter Biden is speaking at the DNC on the final night.

-

It's part of the kink, same as running an Alzheimer's patient for president.

They're doing it just because they want people to know they can.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (p/ef7)

290 266 He won't answer the Portland Police Department's messages to turn himself in?

What an outlaw!
Posted by: GuyFromNH at August 20, 2020 03:28 PM (Gs5TH)


Yeah! That's impolite, and so unlike this punk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:32 PM (zeX4K)

291
didn't he dump his sister in law for another chick after getting the stripper preggo?


yes. moral pillars of our communities, the Bidens are.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 03:32 PM (pNxlR)

292 Brand name: "Dong Won"

I did, but no more yanky my wanky!

The Donger need food!

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 20, 2020 03:32 PM (QzkSJ)

293 He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license, domestic harassment and guns charges.


And yet he looks like a mincing ponce. It just goes to show you never know with people.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 03:32 PM (yQpMk)

294 199
Hey, we tried to call. We left a message. OK?



Posted by: Portland Police Bureau









No worries, guys. We know it is impossible to track cell phones.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 03:22 PM (BM2fS)

Pick him up at his next parole hearing.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 03:32 PM (/qDkc)

295 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

Screw them.

And I wanted to use the F word

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:32 PM (rjE57)

296 We have seen them brutally punch out and old woman walking with a walker down the street.

We have seen them shoot a little boy point blank in the head.

We have seen them beat the crap out of police officers.

The pregnant woman trying to get to the hospital.

The black-owned businesses.

And this.

This the Democrat Party.

Another Trump ad on the brutality and the say nothing Dems. Including Obama and all of those other pos's. They are condoning this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (rjE57)


They're oppressed!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (zeX4K)

297 I don't care if parents observe me. I just don't want them recording me, taking random clips, and posting them on social media. I was trending on Instagram a few years ago when a former student secretly filmed me with a running commentary while I was grocery shopping. I also have been recorded reacting to a child insulting another child; my scolding was "funny" and was passed around.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (/+bwe)
+++++++++++++
Now that's an interesting nuance. Are course deliveries copyrighted? For example, I can observe (that's a given), but what are the rules around recording and distributing? What about recording for personal reuse later (like recording a college lecture)? Are there any rules developed for that yet in public schools, or is at still too early?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (hYcqw)

298 Leaked audio of Goodyear discrimination!

https://tinyurl.com/y3pjrnkr

Posted by: barak the majic negro at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (JFO2v)

299 Lone Wolf ... this head kicker is surely a lone wolf ... no affiliation with the mostly peaceful BLM. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (Cus5s)

300 Pick him up at his next parole hearing.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 03:32 PM (/qDkc)

---

Via Zoom?

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (RU4sa)

301 Another Trump ad on the brutality and the say nothing Dems. Including Obama and all of those other pos's. They are condoning this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (rjE57)

They are condoning it by not condemning it.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (7ixfo)

302 Portland Police are looking for this punk just as hard as OJ was "looking" for his ex-wife's murderer.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (gmo/4)

303 I gave my dog a piece of calamity once and she spit it out. If I'm eating it, she wants it but not calamari.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (miT2W)

304 I'll be honest, that's a dream of mine. Walking into a post office and seeing a Red Dead Revolver Wanted Dead or Alive poster offering 10,000 bucks for some Antifa jaggoff.

A man can dream.

Posted by: AlaBAMA



Sounds like a job for PhotoShop.

Plenty of telephone poles that could house such a poster.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM



This.

Especially since Trump banned the Post Office.

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (786Ro)

305 Oh man. Joe Mannix fell for that Dong Won "octopus dumpling" thing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (sWM8x)

Sounds like a Korean porn stud.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (XHwrX)

306 From the Bee:


Poll Finds Most Americans Would Rather Jump Into Volcano Of Angry Geese Than Watch Democratic Convention

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (W2Pud)

307 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes


Aroo? That seems suspicious.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (yQpMk)

308 268 I say just follow the gofundme account.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (rjE57)
_________________

Why are they even letting this criminal have an account? We all know how they don't allow money to be raised on their platform for illegal or unethical activity, so why are they allowing fund-raising for an attempted murderer on the lam?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (k4dH2)

309 Yes, there's something for everyone to love in a drug addict who gets kicked out of the service for illegal drug use and then grifts on Air Force Two with daddy to collect some sweet Ukrainian and Chinese cash.

Yeah, nothing wrong here with an unemployed, dishonorably discharged, no talent loser, who is impregnating strippers and skipping out on child support payments!

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (VpIIl)

310 We taking bets on how many minutes Basement Joe is on tonight? It is pre recorded so also how many stops and starts are noticeable.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (OjZpE)

311 >>For the last couple of years, the MSM has been on a full court press to hide any mention of Hunter Biden and his Baby Mama from the public. That's the biggest reason it's never gone anywhere, none of the LIV's have even heard his name.


Which baby momma?

He bangs a stripper and got her pregnant, then dated his dead brother's wife, and then dumped her for a South African Instagram travel blogger -- then married her (only weeks after they started dating).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (bDqIh)

312 Continued:

The Americans polled also preferred falling into a vat of acid, getting run over by a bulldozer, and being launched into the sun to watching another moment of the convention.

"Basically, it seems Americans would rather do pretty much anything than watch this thing," said the head researcher on the study. "Death by llama, getting turned into a newt, and running into an old teacher at the supermarket all ranked much higher than tuning into the Democrats' online convention this year."

According to television ratings, most Americans would rather watch an infomercial for a soap that promises to clean out that pesky gunk that builds up in your car's cupholders than watch the convention, as well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (W2Pud)

313 Within minutes of the attack, Portland Antifa Twitter was explaining that a racist had tried to run over some protestors, had received some street justice, and was being treated by Antifa "medics".

Had the videos not come out, this is precisely what the media would have reported about this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (I2/tG)

314 303 I gave my dog a piece of calamity once and she spit it out. If I'm eating it, she wants it but not calamari.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (miT2W


Jesus. Who feeds their dog calamity??

Just wrong man.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (s4dNo)

315
Why are they even letting this criminal have an account? We all know how they don't allow money to be raised on their platform for illegal or unethical activity, so why are they allowing fund-raising for an attempted murderer on the lam?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (k4dH2)

If he was conservative, they'd shut it down fast.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (ONvIw)

316 They are condoning it by not condemning it.


Their Silence is Violence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (yQpMk)

317 Turns out Brian Stetler is promoting his (most likely ghostwritten) book.

Here's an excerpt I found. Not a big fan of Hannity but this makes him sound like he can be tough.

"I ran into Hannity at a holiday party hosted by the TV-news tracking website Mediaite. We were upstairs at the Lambs Club, a stately Manhattan restaurant wrapped with red leather banquettes on 44th Street. Hannity greeted me by putting both his hands on my shoulders and exclaiming 'Humpty!' His nickname for me was Humpty Dumpty. I asked if he ever felt bad about the name-calling. 'No,' he said. He took his hands off my shoulders and moved toward the bar."

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 03:35 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Pretty sure I can straighten this out. There's no need to
treat Mr. Love as though he is some sort of criminal.

Posted by: Portland Social Worker at August 20, 2020 03:35 PM (pK7cg)

319 Jesus. Who feeds their dog calamity??

Just wrong man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (

Damn you autocorrect.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:35 PM (miT2W)

320 310 We taking bets on how many minutes Basement Joe is on tonight? It is pre recorded so also how many stops and starts are noticeable.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (OjZpE)

You'll be able to gauge how much time it took to record by the growths on his neck.

'This shirt is getting ripe.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2020 03:35 PM (A5zUN)

321 Of COURSE Hunter Biden is talking all most of the Dems know about him is that he is a great son of a great candidate and President Trump ATTACKED HIM the big bully!

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 03:35 PM (ZfRYq)

322 Silence is cocksucking in a gloryhole

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 03:35 PM (O+AcM)

323 Hunter Biden? What could you possibly be thinking?

Posted by: Billy Porter at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (sWM8x)

324
"I ran into Hannity at a holiday party hosted by the TV-news tracking website Mediaite. We were upstairs at the Lambs Club, a stately Manhattan restaurant wrapped with red leather banquettes on 44th Street. Hannity greeted me by putting both his hands on my shoulders and exclaiming 'Humpty!' His nickname for me was Humpty Dumpty. I asked if he ever felt bad about the name-calling. 'No,' he said. He took his hands off my shoulders and moved toward the bar."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 03:35 PM (L2ZTs)


Better than him grabbing both shoulders and ramming his cock up your ass, eh Brian?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

325 319 Jesus. Who feeds their dog calamity??

Just wrong man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (

Damn you autocorrect.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:35 PM (miT2W)


Whew. I was wondering.

Here boys! Come get some disaster for dinner. Plenty to go around!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (s4dNo)

326 308
268 I say just follow the gofundme account.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (rjE57)

_________________



Why are they even letting this criminal have an account? We all
know how they don't allow money to be raised on their platform for
illegal or unethical activity, so why are they allowing fund-raising for
an attempted murderer on the lam?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (k4dH2)

PDT should donate $1 to this guys go fund me and then crow about it on twatter.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (/qDkc)

327 They are condoning it by not condemning it.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:33 PM (7ixfo)


This.

You're either for it or against it. There's no middle ground.

And silence is complicity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (zeX4K)

328 "Portland Police are looking for this punk just as hard as OJ was "looking" for his ex-wife's murderer.



Posted by: Archer "

A serious search would have started with the homes of the mayor and DA.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (MxEKc)

329 >>Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes


Let me get this straight:
-- it is an invasion of privacy for a parent to observe an online class

BUT

-- it is not an invasion pf privacy for the teacher to report a kid to authorities based on what they see of the kid's home while attending class.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (bDqIh)

330 On that note education is skating on thin ice... People are dissatisfied already, refusing to open will move people away who would normally not bother. Children need education the parents can count on. public schools are the low cost low effort option. Public school popularity is becoming more selective.

If teachers unions were at all remotely intelligent they would be screaming Open the Schools. But no. They like any other union can't grasp reality.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (0OmEj)

331
*laughs some more*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

332 I gave my dog a piece of calamity once and she spit it out. If I'm eating it, she wants it but not calamari.

Its basically rubbery tubes flavored like the sauce they're in again. A lot of this stuff isn't worth eating, but I guess people get bored.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

333 On a doggier note, anyone ever deal with a recouperating dog who stealth eats?

Rusty will eat plenty now, but only when nobody is looking. Then he'll act like "it wasn't me" (he is an only dog). He's also developing some strange new preferences: peaches, orzo, yogurt. Once he is better dog food only will likely be a struggle.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (ONvIw)

334 310
We taking bets on how many minutes Basement Joe is on tonight? It is
pre recorded so also how many stops and starts are noticeable.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (OjZpE)

10 minutes. Tops. 'cause he is "Joe Biden's husband".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (N39Ws)

335 Let me get this straight:
-- it is an invasion of privacy for a parent to observe an online class

BUT

-- it is not an invasion pf privacy for the teacher to report a kid to authorities based on what they see of the kid's home while attending class.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (bDqIh)

SILENCE PEASANT!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (A5zUN)

336 >>> I'm guessing that the local PD can get a warrant to track his cell phone, as long as he's in their jurisdiction. However, if he crosses state lines, it would need to be a federal case to get him tracked I'm guessing.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

======
How would you know if he is in your jurisdiction, or whether he has crossed state lines?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs. at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (1Xx0L)

337 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

Good luck with that, heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

338 Teachers have come be lowered in my estimation.

Here in NJ, their union is powerful--Christie regularly thwarted them and they HATED hi for that--and they don't want to hear about going back to work.

Are they better than the all the people who have been working throughout this pandemic? Are they a Special Caste?

They want to be treated (and paid) like doctors and lawyers---but they want to also be a downtrodden worker who needs a Union.

Their behavior since this pandemic began--and now as it's petering out--is ATROCIOUS

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (7ixfo)

339 Better than him grabbing both shoulders and ramming his cock up your ass, eh Brian?
Posted by: Sponge


*SNORT*

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

340 313
Within minutes of the attack, Portland Antifa Twitter was explaining
that a racist had tried to run over some protestors, had received some
street justice, and was being treated by Antifa "medics".



Had the videos not come out, this is precisely what the media would have reported about this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (I2/tG)

Medics?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Dr Kermit Gosnell at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (/qDkc)

341 Jesus. Who feeds their dog calamity??

Just wrong man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:34 PM (s4dNo)


Calamity Jane would'a fucked you up, man.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

342 "All I did was fight a racist..."

Oh, so it is you in the videos? Thanks for that admission.


Posted by: PabloD at August 20, 2020 03:38 PM (saCm1)

343 If 4Chan already got you once, doesn't continued internet communications seem a bit dumb?

Posted by: Cindy Munford at August 20, 2020 03:38 PM (wugIS)

344 So Gavin Newsom has fled the Democratic Convention disaster because of wildfires in California (sureeee, that's the reason)

In other news, Axios has no shame...

"Hunter Biden is scheduled to speak at the Democratic National Convention on Thursday night, during the curtain-raiser to his father's high-profile acceptance speech as the Democratic nominee.

Why it matters: Trump and his allies have sought to exploit the controversy over Hunter Biden's paid board position at Ukrainian gas company Burisma - held while his father was the Obama administration's point man on Ukraine - to damage Joe Biden.

Trump's efforts to pressure the Ukrainian government to investigate the Bidens culminated in his impeachment and subsequent acquittal in the Senate.
Hunter will speak with his sister, Ashley Biden, to tell DNC audience members about their father.
Reality check: Hunter's role with Ukrainian energy company Burisma did raise conflict-of-interest concerns at the time. But there is no evidence that the former vice president committed "corruption" of any kind in the country while his son worked at Burisma, as Trump and his allies have claimed.

What to watch: People close to President Trump told Axios' Alayna Treene in March that Trumpworld planned to hit Biden hard with attacks over the controversy involving his son if he gained front-runner status.

Donald Trump Jr. went as far as saying he wants to debate Hunter over who has benefited more financially from their father's government service."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 20, 2020 03:38 PM (FBrfY)

345 He absolutely has to invite Hunter's stripper baby mama & the kid to the RNC now.
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2020 03:29 PM (Izzlo)

TRUMP 2020 sticker on the stroller

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2020 03:38 PM (fIHXk)

346 I'd estimate 95% of his time is spent doing something other than assaulting people.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 20, 2020 03:11 PM (uvIQy)

Nice.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 03:38 PM (ueubY)

347 ======
How would you know if he is in your jurisdiction, or whether he has crossed state lines?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs. at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (1Xx0L)


Last tower pinged by the phone, I would guess.

I'm not a lawyer, didn't play one on TV, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express, so......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

348 Hunter, Beau


these are not names associated with the north

they are names that are from the confederacy

Joe Biden is closet confederate

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 03:39 PM (O+AcM)

349 Do me baby!

Posted by: Humpty! at August 20, 2020 03:39 PM (ykYG2)

350 332
I gave my dog a piece of calamity once and she spit it out. If I'm eating it, she wants it but not calamari.



Its basically rubbery tubes flavored like the sauce they're in
again. A lot of this stuff isn't worth eating, but I guess people get
bored.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)
Ate calamari once. Had several helpings of calamity however. Neither is fit for human consumption. If it only tastes like the sauce they are in, then dip a spoon in the sauce, throw out that rubbery substance on the plate.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 03:39 PM (N39Ws)

351 Knowing how corrupt LE is, I'm not buying the Bannon BS.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 03:39 PM (L9P9s)

352 337 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

Good luck with that, heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

In a related story, Tennessee parents send out form telling school district to go f'k themselves.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:39 PM (1ISKN)

353
Poll Finds Most Americans Would Rather Jump Into Volcano Of Angry Geese
---------

I read that as 'angry cheese'. Figured it was some kind of Iranian goat cheese.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 03:39 PM (cGzEU)

354 Turns out Brian Stetler is promoting his (most likely ghostwritten) book.

Here's an excerpt I found. Not a big fan of Hannity but this makes him sound like he can be tough.

"I ran into Hannity at a holiday party hosted by the TV-news tracking website Mediaite. We were upstairs at the Lambs Club, a stately Manhattan restaurant wrapped with red leather banquettes on 44th Street. Hannity greeted me by putting both his hands on my shoulders and exclaiming 'Humpty!' His nickname for me was Humpty Dumpty. I asked if he ever felt bad about the name-calling. 'No,' he said. He took his hands off my shoulders and moved toward the bar."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 03:35 PM (L2ZTs)


lol

Why would he feel bad?

LOL, great story. It should be in Hannity's book. How does this help Humpty?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:39 PM (rjE57)

355 All I did was fight a racist..."

Oh, so it is you in the videos? Thanks for that admission.


Posted by: PabloD at August 20, 2020 03:38 PM (saCm1)

"Fight"

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 03:39 PM (ueubY)

356 I'm surprised WalMart hasn't jumped in there with a $100 million donation for Marquise to fight systemic racism (I saw the perp's head contact Marquise's foot on tape!)

Posted by: Kurtz at August 20, 2020 03:39 PM (h+6I8)

357 If teachers unions were at all remotely intelligent they would be
screaming Open the Schools. But no. They like any other union can't
grasp reality.



I used to work in live entertainment and worked as a contractor through the union. I got vested, and have a pension plan.


A few months ago, I got a letter stating that I could take money out of my pension for living expenses. In other words "use your pension money to stay afloat. If the industry ever comes back, we will need experienced workers."
Last time I checked, they were saying Broadway will come back next spring. That's more than a year without work.

/yeah, decimate your pension for the privilege of working in live entertainment.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (ZCiJZ)

358 Asshoe isn't letting FB IM in.

Posted by: torabora at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (Y274z)

359 a drug addict who gets kicked out of the service for illegal drug use

It gets better than that - Hunter pulled strings to get accepted as a Navy reservist, despite being overage, and pissed hot **at his very first meeting** as a Naval reservist.

Hunter's story was that he had been drinking at a bar near the White House, bummed a cigarette from a couple of South Africans, which was tainted, and caused him to hallucinate. Somehow, he got to Norfolk the next day, and those meanies immediately demanded a urine sample when he showed up.

End of a promising Naval career.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (I2/tG)

360 In a related story, Tennessee parents send out form telling school district to go f'k themselves.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:39 PM (1ISKN)


And start recording ALL of the sessions because this is a red flag.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (rjE57)

361 Think a big reason why in this case and others authorities are so lax about tracking down these protesters is that the Democrats/MSMs talking points about antifa and #BLM are "peaceful protest" and "not one credible case of violence linked to these organizations."

-- Antifa doesn't exist, and also, antifa is totes non-violent.
-- #BLM isn't political, it's about equality and reparations.

You can see how making an arrest and successfully prosecuting people like this Love guy really dings that narrative.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)

362 Love hurts.

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (RuIsu)

363 Just to clarify. Iove my dog too much to feed her calamity.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (miT2W)

364 I do wonder sometimes if the IC is intimidated by 4chan. That stunt they pulled with Shia Lebouffe (or however the hell it's spelled) was truly impressive. Tracking this dude down and identifying him was truly impressive. They're amateurs but have surprising levels of skill and focus and ability to execute, and they're widely distributed.

I'd be intimidated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:41 PM (hYcqw)

365 Love hurts.
Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (RuIsu)


Wow.

Thanks for THAT earworm.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

366 Hunter Biden? What could you possibly be thinking?
Posted by: Billy Porter at August 20, 2020 03:36 PM (sWM8x)

Putting it right in our face

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:41 PM (7ixfo)

367 343 If 4Chan already got you once, doesn't continued internet communications seem a bit dumb?
Posted by: Cindy Munford at August 20, 2020 03:38 PM (wugIS)


Yeah, you'd think he'd focus his energies on developing the Unified Field Theory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:41 PM (zeX4K)

368 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

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Dear school district, I make the fucking rules of my own fucking home. And while we're at it where is the rent for using my house as a classroom.


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (h1jJh)

369 Crack head Biden: Don't blame my Dad for the mistakes I've made. *eyes well up*

I love my father and he loves this Country. I'm proud to introduce the next President of the U.S. my father Joe Biden. . . .

(People will tune in just to see a potential train wreck and the DNC is offering the biggest train wreck by offering Joe. However, since people have seen that particular train crash repeatedly its getting old. So the put a tanker full of gasoline on the tracks for him to run into. )

Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (4Vhk1)

370 338
Teachers have come be lowered in my estimation.



Here in NJ, their union is powerful--Christie regularly thwarted
them and they HATED hi for that--and they don't want to hear about going
back to work.



Are they better than the all the people who have been working throughout this pandemic? Are they a Special Caste?



They want to be treated (and paid) like doctors and lawyers---but they want to also be a downtrodden worker who needs a Union.



Their behavior since this pandemic began--and now as it's petering out--is ATROCIOUS

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:37 PM (7ixfo)

If/when they do go back to work, they'll become the new "hero class". The teachers nowadays I wouldn't trust to teach my dog to sit.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (N39Ws)

371 I'm sure the bounty on Marquees Love is at least a buck and $2.80

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (OjZpE)

372 You filthy Protestants don't know how to prepare calamari. Good calamari is the sign of a good restaurant.

So go eat your Vienna wieners and like it.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (L9P9s)

373 How bad does the dog food taste if your dog won't eat it? I mean, dogs lick their own butts fro crying out loud.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (gmo/4)

374

... waiting for an update from alexthechick...

I already take 10,000 units of Vitamin D a week, a prescription.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (rjE57)

375 Shouldn't the feds be looking for this guy, with fed charges and a fed prosecutor? Its painfully obvious that the lefties in charge of the left coast wouldn't pursue this and likely would try to minimize any prosecution from it.

Bring the guy up on federal civil rights and hate crime charges. Tack on whatever else is needed to keep him outta the hands of the state/city AG/DA.

And do this across the country. Zero tolerance for this crap. Sweep and arrest.

And make sure next week, everyone hears about what the dems tolerate and encourage. Make them own this.

Posted by: Rando T Rioter at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (t3YBx)

376

I'm sure manly MIKE SCHMIDT will get right on this.

Or manly virile TED WHEELER will get right on it.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (cmt1j)

377 359
a drug addict who gets kicked out of the service for illegal drug use



It gets better than that - Hunter pulled strings to get accepted as a
Navy reservist, despite being overage, and pissed hot **at his very
first meeting** as a Naval reservist.



Hunter's story was that he had been drinking at a bar near the White
House, bummed a cigarette from a couple of South Africans, which was
tainted, and caused him to hallucinate. Somehow, he got to Norfolk the
next day, and those meanies immediately demanded a urine sample when he
showed up.



End of a promising Naval career.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (I2/tG)

Maybe he'll have his love baby there for Gampy Joe to kiss.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (/qDkc)

378 Hunter's story was that he had been drinking at a bar near the White House, bummed a cigarette from a couple of South Africans, which was tainted, and caused him to hallucinate. Somehow, he got to Norfolk the next day, and those meanies immediately demanded a urine sample when he showed up.

End of a promising Naval career.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (I2/tG)


You gotta give it to the guy.

He lives life like he's Sterling Archer.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

379 The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired
security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but
have so far received no response.





Oh please turn yourself in. mmm-kay. Thanks.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 03:43 PM (tpIU4)

380 Love hurts.
Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (RuIsu)

The Everly Brothers, Roy Orbison, Gram Parsons, Nazareth---there's not a bad version of this song.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:43 PM (7ixfo)

381
-- Antifa doesn't exist, and also, antifa is totes non-violent.
-- #BLM isn't political, it's about equality and reparations.
You can see how making an arrest and successfully prosecuting people like this Love guy really dings that narrative.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)

You're on to something. Here is something else to consider- and anyone on here feel free to correct me-

I don' think Antifa has KILLED anyone yet. Yet. They have come very close, probably put people in comas etc. but i am not aware that they have killed a person. I think they are being coached to take the violence as far as they can without killing anyone. Maiming, breaking limbs, whatever. Just don't kill em or that will start to wake people up.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 20, 2020 03:43 PM (1+Jvs)

382 Wanted posters ought to be in a more sensible location these days. Like a bar.
Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2020 03:14 PM


So, if I post from a bar, instead of my mom's basement, I'd be wanted?

How about posting from a Starbucks?

Posted by: One Name Troll at August 20, 2020 03:43 PM (DMUuz)

383 372 You filthy Protestants don't know how to prepare calamari. Good calamari is the sign of a good restaurant.

So go eat your Vienna wieners and like it.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (L9P9s)

---

Bless your heart.

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 03:43 PM (RU4sa)

384 Hunter's story was that he had been drinking at a bar near the White House, bummed a cigarette from a couple of South Africans, which was tainted, and caused him to hallucinate. Somehow, he got to Norfolk the next day, and those meanies immediately demanded a urine sample when he showed up.

End of a promising Naval career.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (I2/tG)

Or the beginning of a Warren Zevon song

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (7ixfo)

385 I don't care if parents observe me. I just don't want them recording me, taking random clips, and posting them on social media. I was trending on Instagram a few years ago when a former student secretly filmed me with a running commentary while I was grocery shopping. I also have been recorded reacting to a child insulting another child; my scolding was "funny" and was passed around.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (/+bwe)


Grocery shopping != teaching.

ALL of my freshman chemistry lectures were videotaped and available in the library. I had no problem with that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (zeX4K)

386 He lives life like he's Sterling Archer.

I think another season of Archer has been released.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (miT2W)

387 We always ate calamity when I was a kid.

Mom wasn't great in the kitchen...

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (gmo/4)

388 I'm betting Hunter will have a case of the sniffles.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

389 372 You filthy Protestants don't know how to prepare calamari. Good calamari is the sign of a good restaurant.

So go eat your Vienna wieners and like it.
-------------------
Your Pope is a fag.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (hj4ry)

390
Or the beginning of a Warren Zevon song
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (7ixfo)


We're goin' ta detox mansion.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

391 Medics?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Yeah, those genius medics who dragged someone with a neck injury across the street before "treating" him.

I'm sure they have all sorts of professional qualifications. /s

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (I2/tG)

392 I would never feed Rusty calamity, but it was the doctor who suggested beef (severe anemia) and a probiotic (he's on doxycycline) so he sort of chose yogurt. Pills are tough sell.

Trump really ought to invite the Arkansas baby mama. Maybe pro-Israel Joe Lieberman might make a guest appearance as well

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (ONvIw)

393 I don' think Antifa has KILLED anyone yet.

----------------

BLM and Antifa have killed at least 30 people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (1ISKN)

394 Teaching went down hill when it became a career. It was much better when done by young women until they got married.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (L9P9s)

395 389 Your Pope is a fag.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (hj4ry)

==========

*raises finger in objection*

*considers*

*lowers finger*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (UWqZJ)

396 Of course there is the entitlement and privilege that comes with all that. Someone breaking into your house should make you question why they felt that was their only choice, and how the system failed them.

Actual Tweet from a left-wing corporate CEO.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (BeYX8)

397 369
Crack head Biden: Don't blame my Dad for the mistakes I've made. *eyes well up*



I love my father and he loves this Country. I'm proud to introduce the next President of the U.S. my father Joe Biden. . . .



(People will tune in just to see a potential train wreck and the DNC
is offering the biggest train wreck by offering Joe. However, since
people have seen that particular train crash repeatedly its getting old.
So the put a tanker full of gasoline on the tracks for him to run
into. )

Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:42 PM (4Vhk1)
And if by some unforeseen and unfortunate circumstance Biden gets in -- Hunter's DNA will be all over the WH as if a blizzard of snow came through.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (N39Ws)

398
I say just follow the gofundme account.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:26 PM (rjE57)
_________________

Why are they even letting this criminal have an account? We all know how they don't allow money to be raised on their platform for illegal or unethical activity, so why are they allowing fund-raising for an attempted murderer on the lam?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

========

Hit the gofundme homepage. They have a "Justice + Equality fund" "to support organizations focused on bail reform, racial justice, and law enforcement reform."

I don't know where his gofundme is, or if that's how he's raising funds, but there's one on his behalf trying to raise $100k. No donations yet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (G51Gf)

399 385
I don't care if parents observe me. I just don't want them recording
me, taking random clips, and posting them on social media. I was
trending on Instagram a few years ago when a former student secretly
filmed me with a running commentary while I was grocery shopping. I also
have been recorded reacting to a child insulting another child; my
scolding was "funny" and was passed around.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 20, 2020 03:31 PM (/+bwe)



Grocery shopping != teaching.



ALL of my freshman chemistry lectures were videotaped and available in the library. I had no problem with that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (zeX4K)

I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON THE NEWS1

Posted by: I'm gonn put you on the news guy at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (/qDkc)

400 >>Your Pope is a fag.

And a communist.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

401 Yes, season 11 of my show is starting this September.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (gmo/4)

402 365 Love hurts.
Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (RuIsu)

Done properly

not love can make you spew


so fuck of lovers

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (O+AcM)

403 "Hello, Keese? Um, yeah, so this is the Portland Police Bureau. Hi! We'd like to have a sit down and talk with you, m'kay? So if you could just go ahead and turn yourself in that would be great. Thanks, bye."

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (786Ro)

__________

"Uhmmmm ... Yeahhhhhhhhhhh ... And at a minimum, I'm going to need those TPS reports -- plus we might need you to work this weekend."

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (SmXeA)

404 I don' think Antifa has KILLED anyone yet. Yet.

The mass murderer in Dayton was Antifa.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (I2/tG)

405 357 If teachers unions were at all remotely intelligent they would be screaming Open the Schools. But no. They like any other union can't grasp reality.
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The martial arts school where my daughter attends has just created a day camp with certified educators where the kids can do their online classes.

NJEA members should be concerned.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (kQFp+)

406 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)

407 398 Agreed.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (L9P9s)

408 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)

409 I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON THE NEWS1

---

lol

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (RU4sa)

410 I've had octopus a few times and been underwhelmed.


Grown up octopus can be rubbery if mishandled. Little baby octopus in a frutti di mare are amazing.

I think the cruelty makes it taste better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (q2K0j)

411 I don' think Antifa has KILLED anyone yet. Yet. They have come very close, probably put people in comas etc. but i am not aware that they have killed a person.

What about the two black guys who were murdered in Seattle?

I hope they're not trying to do a Clintonian parsing of antifa vs. BLM vs. somebody else. I figure they're pretty much of a muchness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (zeX4K)

412 406 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)
++++++++++++
I think you mean "comment not acceptable"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (hYcqw)

413 don' think Antifa has KILLED anyone yet. Yet. They have come very close, probably put people in comas etc. but i am not aware that they have killed a person. I think they are being coached to take the violence as far as they can without killing anyone. Maiming, breaking limbs, whatever. Just don't kill em or that will start to wake people up.

Just a thought.
====
who killed the retired police captain in St. Louis - ancient aliens?

Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (FYf6O)

414 357 If teachers unions were at all remotely intelligent they would be screaming Open the Schools. But no. They like any other union can't grasp reality.

They want to get paid for not working.

Simple, really. Cut off their pay, and watch them howl to reopen the schools.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (zeX4K)

415 ALL of my freshman chemistry lectures were videotaped and available in the library. I had no problem with that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I didn't mind either with my business students until they started stealing my jokes.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (axyOa)

416 The Democrats want to keep the Pandemic going for one reason only--and it's NOT for mail-in ballots as I've previously thought.

They want to keep it going before Trump can reasonably claim to declare VICTORY over it.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (7ixfo)

417 Money Plane.

Posted by: The Rumble at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (KTq2u)

418 "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats".

Is it that time yet? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (hzIBS)

419 Trump ripping Biden live at campaign event in PA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJNu5uDvVM

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (786Ro)

420 I didn't mind either with my business students until they started stealing my jokes.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (axyOa)
++++++++++++
Amy Schumer went to business school?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (hYcqw)

421 381


-- Antifa doesn't exist, and also, antifa is totes non-violent.

-- #BLM isn't political, it's about equality and reparations.

You can see how making an arrest and successfully prosecuting people like this Love guy really dings that narrative.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)



You're on to something. Here is something else to consider- and anyone on here feel free to correct me-



I don' think Antifa has KILLED anyone yet. Yet. They have come very
close, probably put people in comas etc. but i am not aware that they
have killed a person. I think they are being coached to take the
violence as far as they can without killing anyone. Maiming, breaking
limbs, whatever. Just don't kill em or that will start to wake people
up.



Just a thought.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 20, 2020 03:43 PM (1+Jvs)

Ummmmmm aren't we short one 5 year old who walked on some guys lawn? I think that line has been crossed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (/qDkc)

422 who killed the retired police captain in St. Louis - ancient aliens?
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (FYf6O)


Covid, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (zeX4K)

423 Trump will tweet something hilarious while Hunter is speaking tonight.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

424 Alyssa Milano is a Democrat because she believes in Love

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 03:48 PM (ueubY)

425 its no secret that squirrels have small brains

Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:48 PM (FYf6O)

426 I think the cruelty makes it taste better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


I just can't eat octopus. They are highly intelligent creatures and problem solvers.

Perhaps the dems should run a Kraken fro president. It would be an improvement.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 03:48 PM (W2Pud)

427 I think the cruelty makes it taste better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (q2K0j)

Yup. Sucking octopus...ripped from its mother's breast.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 03:48 PM (xT2tT)

428 Knocking Hunter's gig at Burisma now

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 03:48 PM (786Ro)

429 Grown up octopus can be rubbery if mishandled. Little baby octopus in a frutti di mare are amazing.

I think the cruelty makes it taste better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (q2K0j)

Come rid my yard of fawns.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 03:48 PM (ONvIw)

430 396
Of course there is the entitlement and privilege that comes with all
that. Someone breaking into your house should make you question why they
felt that was their only choice, and how the system failed them.



Actual Tweet from a left-wing corporate CEO.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:45 PM (BeYX
Only question that should be asked by the homeowner is: 9mm? .45acp? 12 gauge? 5.56? .500 SW Magnum?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 03:48 PM (N39Ws)

431 appreciate the info- as i said, i wasn't sure if Antifa whacked anyone, but commenters on here say they have- and that's good enough for me.

so then the next question is when the Fed acts on the domestic terrorism label they hung on antifa. If it doesn't happen under Trump, it never will and this shit will continue to spiral out of control.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (1+Jvs)

432 >>How could you eat octopus, man?



>They open jars! They're practically people.

++++++
I really need a pet octopus in my kitchen.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (T2NR8)

433 ALL of my freshman chemistry lectures were videotaped and available in the library. I had no problem with that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM


They had videotape when you were a freshman?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (DMUuz)

434 You know what would really piss the lefties off?

Besides have to get a job, off course. We just call start calling them BLMAntifa. Or AntifaBLM. Which rhymes with "problem".

Because they are all pretty much the same thing anyway, democrats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (1ISKN)

435 The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired

security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but

have so far received no response.





Oh please turn yourself in. mmm-kay. Thanks.
---
It is actually for his own good. Believe it or not, there are plenty of conservatives in Oregon particularly in the 'burb of Beaverton where he supposedly lives. After months of this bullshit, there are a lot of people ready to go scalp hunting.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (h1jJh)

436 Trump is giving Hunter a nice introduction for tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)

437
Alyssa Milano is a Democrat because she believes in Love


Perhaps I need a lawn sign that says "Hate Has a Home Here."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (ZCiJZ)

438 I didn't mind either with my business students until they started stealing my jokes.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM (axyOa)


All my jokes were spontaneous off the cuff ones. If they had stolen them, I wouldn't have cared.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (zeX4K)

439 "quid pro quo" he says it 3 times. Referring to Biden pressuring Ukraine prosecutors

also

"Joe Biden is no friend of Pennsylvania... he's your worst nightmare"

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (786Ro)

440 Isn't sending him money aiding and abetting arrest, a crime in itself? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (9TdxA)

441 As long as Joe Biden can just read his speech off of the teleprompter, I expect him to be flawless. And the msm can then drool over how smooth & articulate he is, contra senility rumors.

Posted by: mnw at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (Cssks)

442 Heh, Trump hitting Joe about sweetheart deals Hunter got from Ukraine and China.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

443 I wish all the people on the left were TP

so I could wipe my ass with them

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (O+AcM)

444 "372 You filthy Protestants don't know how to prepare calamari. Good calamari is the sign of a good restaurant."

To be fair, how can we even consider the opinion of people who eat jello molds and aren't Italian?.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 03:50 PM (VpIIl)

445 408 dammit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)


You missed my 429 Too Many Requests a couple threads ago, didn't you.

I'm betting no one got it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

446 It is actually for his own good. Believe it or not, there are plenty of conservatives in Oregon particularly in the 'burb of Beaverton where he supposedly lives. After months of this bullshit, there are a lot of people ready to go scalp hunting.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (h1jJh)


Plus proximity to Idaho, which apparently has some no-shit white supremacists in it.

Btw, why was he fired? That could be an illuminating tidbit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:50 PM (zeX4K)

447 437
Alyssa Milano is a Democrat because she believes in Love


Perhaps I need a lawn sign that says "Hate Has a Home Here."



Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (ZCiJZ)

Like the love a producer feels to an teenage aspiring actress?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 03:50 PM (1ISKN)

448 Dr. Jill Biden has become the great liberal hope. They are pushing her as a reason to vote for the senile guy and vindictive bitch ticket.

I mean, Melania was a nice bonus but I doubt her presence would have gotten me to vote for Trump if I thought he was crazy.


Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 03:50 PM (MxEKc)

449 Only question that should be asked by the homeowner is: 9mm? .45acp? 12 gauge? 5.56? .500 SW Magnum?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 03:48 PM (N39Ws)

I've come to like the .357Sig, the Underwood stuff preferably for this kind of work and CCW.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (hzIBS)

450
Perhaps I need a lawn sign that says "Hate Has a Home Here."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 03:49 PM (ZCiJZ)


Local Dallas band Slow Roosevelt had a bumper sticker that said Mean People Rule.

I wish I had some of those about now.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

451 blamtifa

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (RuIsu)

452 >>I just can't eat octopus. They are highly intelligent creatures and problem solvers.

We used to have a bunch of them that hung out on the reef by my dive shop. Clearly very smart and friendly if treated them gently.

But also tasty. It was a dilemma.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)

453 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

Ummmm.....I believe that if I have paid for a product, it is my right to examine said product.


Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (SRRAx)

454 Filthy Protestants think Calabrian peppers and Sriracha sauce are interchangeable.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (L9P9s)

455 Hello, this message is for Mr. Timothy McVeigh. This is the police calling. We'd like you to turn yourself in. If you would please return this call and let us know when you are going to do that, we'd really appreciate it.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 03:13 PM (ZfRYq)


McVeigh killed more than 100 people, though. And cops. And the families of cops. Even Portland PD would have been motivated by something like that.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (wGeit)

456 Most chicks won't eat veal.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (gmo/4)

457 Biden is going to be full of so many drugs before that speech, he's going to make Hunter look like a rank amateur.

Look for Biden to disappear for a little while as the after effects of those drugs appear.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (VpIIl)

458 I didn't mind either with my business students until they started stealing my jokes.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 03:47 PM


Is that a bad thing?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (DMUuz)

459 "They're trying to steal the election ... everybody knows that"

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (786Ro)

460 Hunter Biden is scheduled to speak at the Democratic National Convention
on Thursday night, during the curtain-raiser to his father's
high-profile acceptance speech as the Democratic nominee.

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (3aI0K)

461 I had octopus and it was quite tasty. Honestly, I think it was just a good vector for the sauce.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (A5zUN)

462 Your Pope is a fag.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 03:44 PM (hj4ry)


Um, no. My pope is Benedict XVI.

If you mean Frankie Fabulous, he's a pedo fag. I guarantee you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (2JVJo)

463 Somebody needs to do a "Where's Waldo" spoof called "Where's Hunter" in a very large crack house scene.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (FBrfY)

464 I mean, Melania was a nice bonus but I doubt her presence would have gotten me to vote for Trump if I thought he was crazy.
----------------
What if she showed you her tits?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (hj4ry)

465 The bodies of octupii are so flexible an adult kraken could slither through a key hole.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (lgiXo)

466 Dr. Jill Biden has become the great liberal hope.
=====
she's not even a real doctor.

she's got a degree in English.

Anyone else would be embarrassed to call themselves Dr.

Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (0yU8s)

467 Wouldn't it be hilarious if he was arrested mid speech for failure to pay child support.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 03:18 PM (s4dNo



Or thirty strippers with babies and their lawyers charge the stage will Hunter is speaking.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade internet villain at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (bML9A)

468 >>I don' think Antifa has KILLED anyone yet.



Pretty sure mass shooter Connor Betts was antifa.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

469 The latest from Goodyear Damage Control.

1. Hey, it wasn't us, some yokel made that slide.
2. Of course we support the police.
3. No one is allowed to reply to this tweet.

https://youtu.be/TI0fk_gCdzE

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 03:53 PM (BeYX8)

470 We used to have a bunch of them that hung out on the reef by my dive shop. Clearly very smart and friendly if treated them gently.

But also tasty. It was a dilemma.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)

Reminds of the Far Side cartoon, of the bear in the hunter's crosshairs pointing frantically at his buddy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 03:53 PM (XHwrX)

471 Turn on the record player at night!!!

Posted by: Joe "Ruprecht" Biden at August 20, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

472 Within minutes of the attack, Portland Antifa Twitter was explaining that a racist had tried to run over some protestors

They are very well coordinated. Andy Ngo attacked the "PNW Youth Liberation Front" (which was just banned from Facebook) a couple of weeks ago for obviously coordinating the riots in Portland. PNWYLF is a front for Rose City Antifa.

Within hours, just about every pro-Antifa "journalist" in Portland had Tweeted a denunciation of Ngo in near-identical language saying that PNWYLF was comprised of "children", and how dare Ngo attack kids.

Besides the near identical messages, how exactly did these "journalists" know that the members of an anyonomous group were comprised of "children"?

Does this mean that they know who is in the group?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:53 PM (I2/tG)

473 456 Most chicks won't eat veal.
Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (gmo/4)

---

Why not?

Veal is good.

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 03:53 PM (RU4sa)

474 I'm wondering if the Las Vegas shooter was Antifa.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (2BgZB)

475 457
Biden is going to be full of so many drugs before that speech, he's going to make Hunter look like a rank amateur.



Look for Biden to disappear for a little while as the after effects of those drugs appear.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (VpIIl)

Bet you a breakfast burrito that he either blinks his eyelids only twice in ten minutes or 1 bazillion time. Ain't no way he climbs out of the uncanny valley tonight.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (/qDkc)

476 Tell him to DROP DEAD

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (FLiOE)

477 There are no Italians in Portland and it shows.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (L9P9s)

478 All this talk of octopi. Whew is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Posted by: Kurc Echenwald at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (786Ro)

479 Tennessee school district sends out forms to parents barring them from observing remote classes

--

I'm surprised they didn't insist on having the kids in their bedrooms for classes with the doors locked. It would cause some embarrassment if the parents saw their kids undressing at the teacher's request.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (kA3Cp)

480 Ummmm.....I believe that if I have paid for a product, it is my right to examine said product.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (SRRAx)

There is also a point that they are trying to mandate that you cannot watch an adult interacting with your own child.

That is kind of creepy. Outraging. Who else could demand this kind of thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (A5zUN)

481 English. Talk about a doctorate with a head start!

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (RuIsu)

482 Octopii Wall Street would not have been tasty.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (lgiXo)

483 182
How could you eat octopus, man?

same way i eat everything else: knife and fork.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (sGtp+)

484 Hunter Biden is scheduled to speak at the Democratic National Convention
on Thursday night, during the curtain-raiser to his father's
high-profile acceptance speech as the Democratic nominee.
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (3aI0K)


Over / under on how many times Hunter or Gropey Joe are going to pimp out the dead Biden kid?

"Win one for the Gipper!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (2JVJo)

485 Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats".

Is it that time yet? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist



Asynchronous low intensity warfare.
Hope your friend has ammo.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 03:55 PM (axyOa)

486

I wonder if part of the delay tactic is to find out who he talks to, who sends him money, who lawyers him up, where the money comes from...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:55 PM (rjE57)

487
The Bannon indictment pretty much puts the lie to "it takes time to build a case" bullshit we hear from time to time.
Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (bloh/)

---

Well DUH.

Indicting folks on the right is totes easier.
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 03:25 PM (RU4sa)






The Right is made of Ham Sandwiches.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 03:55 PM (EGyGV)

488 466 Dr. Jill Biden has become the great liberal hope.
=====
she's not even a real doctor.

she's got a degree in English.

Anyone else would be embarrassed to call themselves Dr.
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:52 PM (0yU8s)


Even worse, IIRC: a doctorate in education.

So at least we know she can color inside the lines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:55 PM (zeX4K)

489 Why not?

Veal is good.
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 03:53 PM (RU4sa)

Harmless baby cows, I guess

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 03:55 PM (ONvIw)

490 But also tasty. It was a dilemma.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)

No dilemma. Dinner.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (fIHXk)

491 I wonder if part of the delay tactic is to find out who he talks to, who sends him money, who lawyers him up, where the money comes from...

- -

If it were a law enforcement agency that actually wanted to prosecute this guy, I'd agree. I'm not convinced Portland LE or their DA wants to though.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (2BgZB)

492 480 Ummmm.....I believe that if I have paid for a product, it is my right to examine said product.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (SRRAx)

There is also a point that they are trying to mandate that you cannot watch an adult interacting with your own child.

That is kind of creepy. Outraging. Who else could demand this kind of thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2020 03:54 PM (A5zUN)

I read the article. It says they are trying to protect the privacy of other students who might be visible on the screen. Sounds like bullshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)

493 > He absolutely has to invite Hunter's stripper baby mama & the kid to the RNC now.

Ma, ma, where's grandpa?

Posted by: perilisk at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (9p+wn)

494 I wonder if part of the delay tactic is to find out who he talks to, who sends him money, who lawyers him up, where the money comes from...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:55 PM (rjE57)


Nice thought, but I doubt it. I suspect they're just temporizing until the whole thing blows over.

"We tried!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (zeX4K)

495 I saw antifa and blm had a body count at 30 or so as well

Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (XTiHL)

496 My Dad's cool. He got me jobs and shit. I got plenty of strange too. Now excuse me while I go slam my dick in the refrigerator door for a while.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

497 472
Within minutes of the attack, Portland Antifa Twitter was explaining that a racist had tried to run over some protestors



They are very well coordinated. Andy Ngo attacked the "PNW Youth
Liberation Front" (which was just banned from Facebook) a couple of
weeks ago for obviously coordinating the riots in Portland. PNWYLF is a
front for Rose City Antifa.



Within hours, just about every pro-Antifa "journalist" in Portland
had Tweeted a denunciation of Ngo in near-identical language saying that
PNWYLF was comprised of "children", and how dare Ngo attack kids.



Besides the near identical messages, how exactly did these
"journalists" know that the members of an anyonomous group were
comprised of "children"?



Does this mean that they know who is in the group?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:53 PM (I2/tG)


At what point do these antifa cells become literal spyies and saboteurs of foreign agents?They literally operate like activated commie cells run by gorge moros

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (/qDkc)

498 468 >>I don' think Antifa has KILLED anyone yet.



I'm anticpatiting my virgin fart

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (O+AcM)

499 456
Most chicks won't eat veal.

maybe if you cut it into smaller pieces; about the size of, say, a kernel of corn, so it's easy for them to get it into their tiny little beaks.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (sGtp+)

500 as an aside . . .

I have seen a number of houses in my area that have had those "hate has no home here" signs in their yard since 2016. But none of those houses have Biden signs. I have only seen three total Biden signs so far on the west side and south side of Cleveland. I understand there are a few on the East side however.

Enthusiasms. Not so much for Biden.

Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (A2k+2)

501 500th

Posted by: iandeal at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (SENHs)

502 Most chicks won't eat veal.
Posted by: Archer


Not all.

Posted by: Bobby Veal at August 20, 2020 03:57 PM (axyOa)

503 The media will probably cream all over Hunter's speech

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:57 PM (7ixfo)

504 Trump telling Mariotti that he has the Magic Wand

Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 03:57 PM (786Ro)

505 494
I wonder if part of the delay tactic is to find out who he talks to,
who sends him money, who lawyers him up, where the money comes from...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 03:55 PM (rjE57)



Nice thought, but I doubt it. I suspect they're just temporizing until the whole thing blows over.



"We tried!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (zeX4K)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Posted by: Jiminey Comey at August 20, 2020 03:57 PM (/qDkc)

506 The Bannon indictment pretty much puts the lie to "it takes time to build a case" bullshit we hear from time to time.
Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (bloh/)


I heard it takes years, crossing ts, i dotting and two different AGs.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 03:57 PM (ONvIw)

507 503 The media will probably cream all over Hunter's speech
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:57 PM (7ixfo)

===========

He will incessantly scratch his arm throughout the entire speech and bleed from the nose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 03:57 PM (UWqZJ)

508 Trump looks better in natural light than he does during his pressers in the White House.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (7ixfo)

509 Didn't Lindsay say he was going to run a hearing on Biden family corruption?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (9TdxA)

510 Lindsay SAYS a lot of things.....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (2BgZB)

511 I think the Portland Police would rather avoid some Antifa mob protecting this scuzzbucket and a huge confrontation when they come to get him

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

512 I just watched the Millie Weaver video that she supposedly got arrested for.

Pretty intense stuff with seemingly credible sources about the swamp.

I found it at WRSA -
https://tinyurl.com/yyfffp45

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (XDHLd)

513 Hey Bubba Wallace, can we borrow your noose?

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (6MoD2)

514 470 We used to have a bunch of them that hung out on the reef by my dive shop. Clearly very smart and friendly if treated them gently.

But also tasty. It was a dilemma.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)

Reminds of the Far Side cartoon, of the bear in the hunter's crosshairs pointing frantically at his buddy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 03:53 PM (XHwrX)

Reminds me of that episode of Friends where Phoebe says turkeys are beautiful, intelligent creatures. And Joey says, "no they're not. They're ugly. And stupid. And delicious."

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (Ez6QX)

515 The Left is functionally (sometimes dysfunctionally) retarded. The assholes who keep saying not all speech is protected have created this generation of 'selectively' free speech troglodytes.

Also known as..."if you don't agree with me, you are an -ist, -phobe. And as such I am perfectly within my rights to f*ck you up."

They are caressing the narrative to change the meaning of words to achieve their tyrannical goals. And, here's where you might think me to be a racist. Let's face it...these clowns like this asshole on snapchat just aren't smart enough to understand how outlandishly wrong they are. Is that a product of their own life choices? Sure. Is that a product of mentors (or lack of mentors) promoting this nonsense? Sure. Is is, also, because this asshole is already at a disadvantage based on a lack of potential to gain knowledge and processes coherently? I think it is. That might not be a racial stigma. But, I'm starting to wonder about the statistics.

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (iXDrN)

516

If the victim was a relative, I might be tempted to lure this guy with the promise of cash. And then mete out Biblical retribution.

But I'm not, and would not condone it...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (s2VJv)

517 I read the article. It says they are trying to protect the privacy of other students who might be visible on the screen. Sounds like bullshit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)


Scene at school district: "Oh jeez, parents are going to find out what commie bullshit we've been pushing! What can we do to prevent that?"

"I got it! We can claim that watching the class would violate the privacy of other students!"

"Brilliant!"

Yeah, you know, the students who post 58 selfies of themselves on Instagram every day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (zeX4K)

518 I think the Portland Police would rather avoid some Antifa mob protecting this scuzzbucket and a huge confrontation when they come to get him
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

That's what Hellfire missiles are for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (XHwrX)

519 Fuck octopus.

Posted by: Porpoises at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (sWM8x)

520 Capital Grille Fried Calamari with the hot cherry peppers and a nice Porterhouse.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (VpIIl)

521 If the victim was a relative, I might be tempted to lure this guy with the promise of cash. And then mete out Biblical retribution.

But I'm not, and would not condone it...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (s2VJv)


I like the cut of your jib. Do you have a newsletter one might subscribe to?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

522 472 Within minutes of the attack, Portland Antifa Twitter was explaining that a racist had tried to run over some protestors

They are very well coordinated. Andy Ngo attacked the "PNW Youth Liberation Front" (which was just banned from Facebook) a couple of weeks ago for obviously coordinating the riots in Portland. PNWYLF is a front for Rose City Antifa.

Within hours, just about every pro-Antifa "journalist" in Portland had Tweeted a denunciation of Ngo in near-identical language saying that PNWYLF was comprised of "children", and how dare Ngo attack kids.

Besides the near identical messages, how exactly did these "journalists" know that the members of an anyonomous group were comprised of "children"?

Does this mean that they know who is in the group?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 03:53 PM (I2/tG)

To your point, and to mine that was willowed from above- the federal judge who ruled cops can't interfere with protestors or "journalists." The Antifa thugs are now wearing "Press" badges and rioting and destroying just like the rest of them- and won't be stopped cause they are alleged journos documenting the oppression. It's a fucking circus.
And to the numerous posts about my speculation about Antifa killing no one- I ask for your indulgence. I cannot keep up with the amounts of mobs, death, riots and everything else. It's all faded into the left as an endless Borg killing the rest of us.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (1+Jvs)

523 He would make a good SS guard in a Nazi concentration camp. I guess he was born a few decades to late.

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (f35MK)

524
Even worse, IIRC: a doctorate in education.

So at least we know she can color inside the lines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

=======

Worse still: her disserataion is essentially about an administrative function of the community college she worked at: "Student Retention at the Community College: Meeting Students' Needs."

Contrast with Dr. Lynn Cheney's dissertation: "Matthew Arnold's Possible Perfection: A Study of the Kantian Strain in Arnold's Poetry." Lynn Cheney never insisted on being called "Doctor."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (G51Gf)

525 518 I think the Portland Police would rather avoid some Antifa mob protecting this scuzzbucket and a huge confrontation when they come to get him
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

That's what Hellfire missiles are for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (XHwrX)



"Keep smiling, keep shining, knowing I will get a lock on thee,
For sure,
That's what Hellfire Missiles are for..."

- - Dionne Warcock

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv)

526 I read the article. It says they are trying to protect the privacy of other students who might be visible on the screen. Sounds like bullshit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)
+++++++++++
Dunno what video conferencing software they use, but most (I know WebEx and Zoom can do it) has a "seminar mode" or similar where the presenter can see the audience, and the audience can see the presenter, but the audience can't see each other.

This is a solved problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (hYcqw)

527 Bet he'd "Love" the 11 year old twerker, though.

Posted by: MU-REEN - sound of shit hitting the fan at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (r+ov6)

528 I am fairly certain that the residents of Portland are going to defund the city of Portland/

Posted by: JAS at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (2BZBZ)

529 But I'm not, and would not condone it...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (s2VJv)

I could condone it for you, if you want to delegate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (XHwrX)

530 Lindsay SAYS a lot of things.....
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (2BgZB)


I think he'll be saying a LOT more things now that his nightmare of Trump being reelected are looking to come true. Little creep might actually have to start pretending harder to be part of the party of opposition.

First he'll need to pick up "Being the Party of Opposition For Dummies".

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (8B6Ng)

531 Who else could demand this kind of thing?
==
besides your pediatrician, a judge, psychologist . . . coming up blank

Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 04:01 PM (ODMJa)

532 I read the article. It says they are trying to protect the privacy of other students who might be visible on the screen. Sounds like bullshit.
Posted by: Jordan61



It is bullshit. If the teacher is broadcasting from their home, there had better NOT be any students visible.

If the teacher is broadcasting from the school, why are some students at home and some at school?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 04:01 PM (Hr+ZL)

533 511 I think the Portland Police would rather avoid some Antifa mob protecting this scuzzbucket and a huge confrontation when they come to get him
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)


Yeah, it would take vast intelligence to avoid that. Such as grabbing him up late at night on a quiet street with no one around. Or telling him that someone turned in a bunch of money that they think is his, and he just needs to come to police HQ to claim it.

He's stupid that that might just work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:01 PM (zeX4K)

534 In my experience, most if not all PhDs who insist on being called "doctor" are insufferable and insecure douchebags.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 04:01 PM (2BgZB)

535 529 But I'm not, and would not condone it...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 03:59 PM (s2VJv)

I could condone it for you, if you want to delegate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (XHwrX)


"Give it to a Jew Congressman from another district."

- - Vito Corleone, on the day of his daughter's wedding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:01 PM (s2VJv)

536 CSPAM. Tried it several ways. can't get their from here.

When I click their link to the president's remarks in Pennsylvania today it rolls over to the DCCP Convention.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (In5Sq)

537
Antifa Security dude. Criminal record, multiple felonies, liar.

The face-kicker is representative of the force that is planned to replace the police. The plan is that if you deny that 2+ 2 = 5, guys like him will kick you in the face. If you're white, you'll get kicked anyway.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (fA3Ff)

538 Lindsay is up for re-election this year. He will speak nicely of Trump until it's over.

Posted by: JAS at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (2BZBZ)

539 Dr. Jill Biden has become the great liberal hope.
=====
she's not even a real doctor.

she's got a degree in English.

Anyone else would be embarrassed to call themselves Dr.
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020


*
*

English? I thought it was education.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (Ejm1K)

540 PJW:

New York City is a Shithole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVDWbQtbN7U

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (RU4sa)

541 Nice of the DA in Portlandistan to give this assmaggot a week's head start before deciding to look for him.

Posted by: mr_bill at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (Q61zr)

542 537
Antifa Security dude. Criminal record, multiple felonies, liar.

The face-kicker is representative of the force that is planned to replace the police. The plan is that if you deny that 2+ 2 = 5, guys like him will kick you in the face. If you're white, you'll get kicked anyway.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (fA3Ff)


John Demjanjuk 2; Camp Guard Boogaloo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (s2VJv)

543 If the victim was a relative, I might be tempted to lure this guy with the promise of cash. And then mete out Biblical retribution.

But I'm not, and would not condone it...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I'm not actively looking for this turd, but he'd best stay on his side of the river.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (axyOa)

544 541: Keese is probably back home in Miami

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (ONvIw)

545 Animals were put on this earth to eat and use for our benefit. Labor, skins, etc. I don't care how cute they are or how cleverly they do things, they're still here for us. That doesn't mean we should abuse them or be cruel, but it does mean that we should take advantage of them.

I just don't think octopus is any good to eat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

546 Justice is up to citizens willing to organize and impose it.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (j0NIn)

547 Nood

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (ONvIw)

548 In my Elementary school, the Principal was Miss. Nepi.

At some point thereafter, she got her PhEd and the students were instructed to call her "Doctor Nepi."

Posted by: JAS at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (2BZBZ)

549 544 541: Keese is probably back home in Miami
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (ONvIw)


Crossing interstate lines after commission of a felony. I'm no Jill Biden, but that sounds serious. Thank goodness for... the FBI...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (s2VJv)

550 Nooded Kamala fans

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (8B6Ng)

551 534 In my experience, most if not all PhDs who insist on being called "doctor" are insufferable and insecure douchebags.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 04:01 PM (2BgZB)


In my experience, most if not all PhDs who insist on being called "doctor" are insufferable and insecure douchebags.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (zeX4K)

552 There are no Italians in Portland and it shows.

Lots of Italians who used to live in Portland. They live in the burbs now. All the produce wholesalers in Portland are still Italians.

The media regularly writes articles denouncing Portland for bulldozing a black neighborhood in Portland fifty years ago to build a freeway and a hospital. The city literally provides subsidies so the descendants of the blacks who lived there can live in the area.

A little bit earlier, an Italian/Jewish neighborhood was bulldozed to provide space for a state university and an auditorium. The media never writes about that, for some reason.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (I2/tG)

553 Besides the near identical messages, how exactly did these "journalists"
know that the members of an anyonomous group were comprised of
"children"?



Does this mean that they know who is in the group?

----

When you are a member yourself, you seem to know who else is in the group

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (h1jJh)

554 The Bannon indictment pretty much puts the lie to "it takes time to build a case" bullshit we hear from time to time.
Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 03:24 PM (bloh/)

Come on man. They only had one T to cross in "Steve Bannon".

Posted by: Snack Barr at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (ueubY)

555 I just don't think octopus is any good to eat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

Fresh octopus and squid have a delicate flavor not unlike abalone, which is another mollusc. If it's not fresh, it goes off real fast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (XHwrX)

556 Such as grabbing him up late at night on a quiet street with no one around. Or telling him that someone turned in a bunch of money that they think is his, and he just needs to come to police HQ to claim it.

I would like to believe they are trying stuff like that, or just tracing where he's posting from online but I have no great confidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

557 +++++++++++
Dunno what video conferencing software they use, but most (I know WebEx and Zoom can do it) has a "seminar mode" or similar where the presenter can see the audience, and the audience can see the presenter, but the audience can't see each other.

This is a solved problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (hYcqw)
-----------------------------------


Sounds very utopian.


Posted by: Huxley at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (In5Sq)

558 When does ANTIFA start forcing their victims to wear orange jump suits?

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (j0NIn)

559 Got asked to write a review for the cookbook
from skip on August 18, 2020
Menu items from a large group who loves life and enjoys food and beverages
Was put together from a what if, that became a good go to if you need a quick idea for a person meal or for guests.

What do you think?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (OjZpE)

560 Huh?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (In5Sq)

561 Besides the near identical messages, how exactly did these "journalists"

know that the members of an anyonomous group were comprised of

"children"?





Does this mean that they know who is in the group?

----

When you are a member yourself, you seem to know who else is in the group

----

Speaking of being one of the group, did you all know that Chesa Boudin is a DA in San Francisco. His 2 natural parents (Kathy Boudin and David Gilbert) and both adoptive parents (BILL AYERS Bernadine Dohrn) are domestic terrorists.
Chesa Boudin praised Portland for making Mike Schmidt their DA


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (h1jJh)

562 > 551 ... In my experience, most if not all PhDs who insist on being called "doctor" are insufferable and insecure douchebags.

I don't call myself Dr. except in press releases. It got old after 3 months after I completed it. So I am just "Rando" to all.

PhDs are nothing special. No, wait, let me put it another way. It means you can complete a very long, arduous process without giving up.

Even when you should. Even when it negatively impacts your mental health. Which is a very common problem for graduate students.

So its either a signal of someone you want on your team, not unlike a terrier dog, to pursue things as aggressively as possible with single minded attention to reaching the goal ... regardless of the consequences to anyone ....

or ...

It can be a signal of an insufferable nitwit. NN Taleb calls these folks IYI (intelligent yet idiots). And he's right.

No one calls me Dr. I don't want them to. I am one but it doesn't matter.

Well, sometimes at work, I hear people talking about this stuff, and trying to position themselves based on where they went to school and who their advisors were. I simply pull out my PhD advisor, grand advisor and great grand advisor (the latter two are Nobel laureates while advisor was in grand advisors group). Usually that shuts them up.

But I'm still just "Rando". Because Dr doesn't define me.

Posted by: Rando T Rioter at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (t3YBx)

563 Wouldn't contributing money to him be Aiding and Abetting or Hindering Apprehension? Since Love's crime is a felony those actions are a class 3 felony in Oregon.

Posted by: Beto at August 20, 2020 04:20 PM (dzZCL)

564 Has he been signed up by the NFL yet?

Posted by: Truth-Seeker at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (5jF49)

565 Willpower, wasn't watching the comment count

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (OjZpE)

566 Willowed stupid autocucumber

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (OjZpE)

567 The Portland PD are really worthless; they should be disbanded.

Posted by: YatYas at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (xN9Un)

568 Police are "looking" for this ONE GUY, and completely ignoring the multiple people who beats the driver in addition to this attempted murder. Wall off Portland, it's a lost cause.

Posted by: Memories at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (mwcEF)

569 Willowed stupid autocucumber
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (OjZpE)

Have you fed your dog calamity?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 04:37 PM (miT2W)

570 Need a gofundme for whoever bags him (LEO excluded).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (15yMb)

571 Has anybody suggested a drone strike yet?

Or y'all up Kamala "Kum Dumpster" Harris thread?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (15yMb)

572 They are looking for him by posting to his account begging him to turn himself in? That my friends is some top notch police work.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 20, 2020 04:50 PM (BLOTa)

573 There's one thing I wanta know;

What's so funny 'bout Keese Love and understanding?

Posted by: Jerome at August 20, 2020 04:59 PM (Opcdk)

574 Who are the biggest lying losers? Hollywood Edition.


Lovey Dovey, the punky the punk ass whinging liar?
[not as talented as John Belushi in Blues Brothers w/ 1001 lies to Carrie Fisher and her WMD's as to why he jilted her at the altar.]


or perhaps the Portland constabulary?
,,, [as Peter Sellers l'Inspecteur Clouseau, would say, ''Peek A Beu'']

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 20, 2020 05:03 PM (Mce6+)

575 The Portland PD has been pushed into chasing this slug. But do you think the new Portland District Attorney really will prosecute a proud freedom fighter who was simply striking a blow against systemic racism? Yeahh--he probably won't.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 20, 2020 05:24 PM (NVDjf)

576 Looks possible that Marquise Love may be the Gavrilo Princip of Civil War 2.0 (although the attempted murder didn't go quite as the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his Princess Sophie in Sarajevo).

Mr. Love had sure better hope that the cops find him before does someone from amongst the tens of millions of enraged, heretofore law-abiding armed citizens do...

...for whom seeing repeatedly, no doubt, was well and truly the moment when it became high time "to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats".

Posted by: Alan Potkin at August 20, 2020 05:40 PM (8QIfI)

577 First beat him over the head till he falls to the ground, then kick him in the face as many times as possible.

Finally, don't kneel on the side of his neck, jump onto his larynx hard with your knees from four feet above him

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at August 20, 2020 06:02 PM (xZjSg)

578 Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup



how much booze in that Mrs W?

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 20, 2020 06:08 PM (Mce6+)

579 I'd say i hope he refuses to be arrested and instead shows up with a gun, and gets ended by police, but knowing the weaklings that now run the Portland PD, they'd probably require at least a dozen cops be killed before they can use force on this terrorist.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 20, 2020 07:24 PM (OCfDW)

580 The Portland PD has been looking for Love in all the wrong places.

Posted by: Truth-Seeker at August 20, 2020 09:29 PM (hb4+V)

581 The Portland PD has been looking for Love in all the wrong places.


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