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DEVELOPING: Texts suggest Andrew McCabe's relationship with Lisa Page was not limited to FBI business

I have a feeling that Peter Strzok's extracurriculars also weren't limited to just horseyfaced gumline Lisa Page.

Posted by: Ace at 09:01 PM




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1 Ewwwwwwwwww

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 17, 2020 08:01 PM (Pya95)

2 Three's Company.


With dudes!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (cI3Q7)

3 Do we really need to see them?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (gtatv)

4 Shocker.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (R4aZ2)

5 Top ten? first ever.

Posted by: Yep at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (lMsxO)

6 Was thinking about having a drink.

Now I'm DEFINITELY having a drink.

And a brain-bleach chaser.

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (kcmgW)

7 Sally Yates has that wet grip tho.

Posted by: 💅 at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (u4K30)

8 His nic for his sweetheart was "my widdwe gummy bearrr"

*puke*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (QzJWU)

9
Ham and Eggers In Love: A DC Story.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (mht8P)

10


Operation Crossdress Hurricane...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (s2VJv)

11 That place is sounding more and more like a dormitory.

Posted by: Tommy V at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (GCivW)

12 She was passed around ?

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)

13 Lisa seems to have been a busy little girl.

Posted by: filbert at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (NiXyF)

14 Not even a top 10

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (OjZpE)

15 Lisa was a regular dumpster huh?

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2020 08:05 PM (OjZpE)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:05 PM (arJlL)

17 You would think if you are in the intelligence business you would have to possess some if you were to work there.....just a little bit even

Posted by: DitkaCA at August 17, 2020 08:05 PM (9I82X)

18

McCabe and Mrs. Mildew...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:05 PM (s2VJv)

19 Talk about living in a bubble ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic ... at August 17, 2020 08:05 PM (LPnfS)

20 Please do not fuck a coworker on my time.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 17, 2020 08:05 PM (JFO2v)

21 Everyone in DC is fucking everyone else.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 17, 2020 08:05 PM (/aL05)

22 Haven't we known this for years? Am I getting the slimey characters in this shitty, no one would actually publish because it's so stupid novel mixed up?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (jUVms)

23 I'm a very old 29, so I would tap almost anything - even a keg - but Lisa. Page. Is. Not. Hot.

She's not even moderately bangable. She has a face like a frying pan, greasy poodle hair, and she probably hasn't groomed her cooter since Clinton was in office.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (VWp7G)

24 My money is on the man with the square jaw, Fiona Hill.

Posted by: Swizle at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (xL3/1)

25 FBI

Fornicating
Between
Indictments

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (4k/Uz)

26 hey Lisa no teefs

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (JFO2v)

27 Only question remaining is who was the middle of the sandwich?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (uEbPt)

28 13 Lisa seems to have been a busy little girl.
Posted by: filbert at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (NiXyF)



"Jeez, lady. I like the 7th Fleet but I take it out of my hoo-hoo every once in a while!"

- - Groucho Fluke

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (s2VJv)

29 Gummy head is best head!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (ykYG2)

30 She always seemed too toothy for me. But the other end, yo.

Posted by: Any Random FBI Pervert at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (s8vyI)

31 Is there anyone Lisa Page wasn't banging?

Posted by: f2000 at August 17, 2020 08:07 PM (IIUCn)

32 stable-hopping

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 08:07 PM (xPl2J)

33 Ohhhhhhh, Page and Strokzkzkzk were going at it. And now, possibly that idiot McCabe.

This made for TV series is awful and not really beleivable.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 08:07 PM (jUVms)

34 Which one was the cuck in the threesome, Strozk or McCabe?


*puke*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 17, 2020 08:07 PM (QzJWU)

35 They got pretty busy in the back of that Ford Taurus behind Hopscotch's.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 08:07 PM (40ipg)

36 You know, between this sort of thing and the surge in porn viewing when civil servants went back to work, I'm starting to wonder if these people really have my interests in mind when they show up to work.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 08:07 PM (wGeit)

37
I can't remember which Moron it was, but I could swear to G-d that one of you guys offhandedly mentioned "yeah, Lisa was fucking McCabe too" maybe like two years ago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (xkm5f)

38 Using the Philips compact Pasta maker was such a good buy, me and my 7 year old son making our own fresh Pasta for Dinner.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (dKiJG)

39 And so it begums.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (UAMe5)

40 Once you've had gums attack, you never go back

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (dOV9E)

41 34 Which one was the cuck in the threesome, Strozk or McCabe?


*puke*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 17, 2020 08:07 PM (QzJWU)


She was also married.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (wGeit)

42 That's "MSNBC Legal Analyst Lisa Page" to you!

*is handed a sheet of paper*

Oh.

Posted by: MSNBC Marketing Team at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (PiwSw)

43 31 Is there anyone Lisa Page wasn't banging?

--

Hesitantly raises hand.

Maybe it's because I changed my phone number a few years ago.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (4k/Uz)

44 Man this chick gets around.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (uEbPt)

45 I admire ambition. I was only sleeping with one guy for promotion. This lady is going places.

Posted by: future VP Sidepiece at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (IIUCn)

46 I wonder what Mrs. McCabe thinks about this.

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

47 Gives new meaning to Open Face Sandwich with Brown Gravy.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (40ipg)

48 Either we have no rules or death rules:

1. Fuck a coworker: Go to jail

2. Coworkers fair game: Fuck them all

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (JFO2v)

49 Let's see her texts with Nellie Ohr,

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (xPl2J)

50 4 Shocker.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (R4aZ2)

And a Dirty Sanchez. And worse, probably.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

51 I thought female FBI agents were supposed to look at least as good as Clarice Starling and Agent Scully. Lisa Page apparently was the hottest babe around.

Watch - in the movie, she'll be played by Scarlett Johannson.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 17, 2020 08:09 PM (HabA/)

52 Have you ever noticed that in all of this with Trump, and Hillary, it was always the same eight to ten people? Always the same people trying to sanitize one candidate, and mudding up the other one? Are you surprised that their relationships may have been a little more personal than professional?


Me neither.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 17, 2020 08:09 PM (cZjDV)

53 Everyone in DC is fucking everyone else Lisa Page.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 17, 2020 08:09 PM (ExV1e)

54 Were they running a train on her?

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2020 08:09 PM (HwiWi)

55 I wonder if she gets a carrot after she swallows?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:09 PM (VWp7G)

56 With all the banging at the FBI going on, can we cut their budget? It appears they have time on their hands and WTF have they done lately that's worth noting?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 08:09 PM (jUVms)

57 Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.... cross your legs sweetie when you sit down. And, please, wear some panties. With a crotch.

Posted by: Lisa's Mom at August 17, 2020 08:09 PM (3H9h1)

58
Come and knock on our door
(Come and knock on our door)
We've been waiting for you
(We've been waiting for you)
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
Three's company, too

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 08:09 PM (RUfHr)

59 37
I can't remember which Moron it was, but I could swear to G-d that one of you guys offhandedly mentioned "yeah, Lisa was fucking McCabe too" maybe like two years ago.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (xkm5f)


I cannot tell a lie. But I'll take credit anyway...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:09 PM (s2VJv)

60 Cleveland Steamer 3x

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (40ipg)

61 Is there anyone Lisa Page wasn't banging?
Posted by: f2000 at August 17, 2020 08:07 PM (IIUCn)


*raises hand*

Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (hku12)

62 Instead of reading How To Get Ahead In Business, clearly she got the title mixed up and read How To Give Head In Business by Kamala Harris.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (4k/Uz)

63 Hunter also did her for a few grams of blow.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (WqPYg)

64
Jodie Foster was always a funky-lookin' lesbo. Gillian Anderson was Teh Hawt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (xkm5f)

65 Sheesh. Was she the only woman that worked at the FBI? And what about her husband and kids? How did she have any time for them?

Yuck.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (/669Q)

66 Next!

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (dOV9E)

67 They all sound like very immature people, which I suppose is exactly the type who could be flattered into going along with this coup. Remember McCabe took much of his bribe and bought a very expensive Porsche? So high school

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

68 https://p2.trrsf.com/image/fget/cf/460/0/ images.terra.com/2017/01/31/sallyyatesobamagetty.jpg

Posted by: 💦 at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (u4K30)

69 She's a real Page turner.

I don't even know what that means.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (uEbPt)

70 Lisa Sandwich.


Nasty

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (WvQcX)

71 45 I admire ambition. I was only sleeping with one guy for promotion. This lady is going places.
Posted by: future VP Sidepiece



BS. I took you to those swinger parties and you were quite the enthusiastic ho.

Posted by: Former SF Mayor at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (cMxuh)

72 See? Its not just little brown girls who can have successful careers by sleeping with disgusting older men!

Posted by: Kammala Toe at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (lRrON)

73 50 4 Shocker.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (R4aZ2)

And a Dirty Sanchez. And worse, probably.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020

I'm sure a Rusty Trombone made an appearance.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (j3jZX)

74 70 Lisa Sandwich.

Nasty
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (WvQcX)


"FEH!!!"

- - Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (s2VJv)

75 She's married, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

76 They didn't have an oiled up tarp so they used Mrs. Roper's muumuu.
Larry documented the thing on camcorder.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (40ipg)

77 Lisa Does The Swamp

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

78 And all these people had, and kept, high-level security clearances.

Because there was no danger of a foreign government blackmailing them or anything...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (I2/tG)

79 You know who else got a lot of action? Commie Lillian Hellman who was *ahem* not an attractive women. Yet she slept with a zillion of her fellow Commies. One of them said, "she wasn't pretty, but she was available."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (HabA/)

80 Tucker show is so good that everyone with a liberal friend needs to to sit them down and have them watch the first 10 minutes and show them what is not being reported on the other stations.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (wiXsO)

81 Sally Yates can't dance.

Posted by: Zombie Lou Reed at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (EgshT)

82 If that Wonkette woman figures into this somehow, I'll not be surprised.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (4k/Uz)

83
A "Page turner" refers to anyone who outranked her in her office, apparently.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (xkm5f)

84 I wonder if Comey hit it. A Higher Loyalty...to my pecker!

Posted by: jmel at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (bVhJi)

85 @59
Just about everything that's coming out is old news to a lot of people

Posted by: artemis at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (AwPyG)

86 FBI orgies were the best!

Posted by: Lisa! at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (I2/tG)

87 I bet she was a shitty agent.

By looking at her you wouldn't think anyone would want to screw her. On the other hand, Strozk and McCabe are D+ also.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (jUVms)

88 It's old.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (luzVb)

89
She's married, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

I know she was at one time. I think she has at least one kid too.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (xPl2J)

90 Is there anyone Lisa Page wasn't banging?
Posted by: f2000 at August 17, 2020 08:07 PM (IIUCn)
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IS THERE ANY MAN IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER??????

Posted by: AUGUSTUS CAESAR at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (UAMe5)

91 77 Lisa Does The Swamp
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (WqPYg)


Does = Is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (s2VJv)

92 My milkshake brings all the punks to the yard!

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (qlFIA)

93 83
A "Page turner" refers to anyone who outranked her in her office, apparently.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (xkm5f)


Snort

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (WvQcX)

94 So she was just the cheap whore what got passed around by all the boys?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (V2Yro)

95 Paging Mrs. McCabe....Mrs. McCabe to the gold-plated courtesy phone please...

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (sWM8x)

96 75 She's married, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (ptqGC)


It's cute that you think that matters.

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (dOV9E)

97 Priestap and McCabe are on my bingo card for the next indictments.

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

98 Geez.. watching Tucker is flat out depressing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (dUJdY)

99 We really tried to get Lisa to stay the course. But her course was dick. FBI dick. Many, many FBI dicks... of which there are many.

Posted by: Lisa's Mom at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (3H9h1)

100 Lisa "Sloppy Seconds" Page

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (OM0BO)

101 ummm...that's "Deep State whore Lisa Page," mister.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (puu6v)

102 We have been through this.

All the straight shooters said it was a hoax.

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (ZfRYq)

103 A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

Just ask me and Kamala!

Posted by: Lisa! at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (I2/tG)

104 Fully imagine that McCabe was the bull and Peter was the Cuck in this scenario.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (WvQcX)

105 Can't wait for the Trump tweets.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (xPl2J)

106 yeah, I'm not watching Tucker tonight - enough bad news already.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (V2Yro)

107 The entire country should be watching Tucker right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

108 88 It's old.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (luzVb)

--

Like me, are you thinking Peter Strozk? McCabe and Page are new.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (jUVms)

109 While she is certainly easy on the eyes, I'm more interested in her ideas.

Half of Tucker's show prep is from AOSHQ.


ace and the Cobs should be getting a cut.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (luzVb)

110 27
Only question remaining is who was the middle of the sandwich?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (uEbPt)

__________


You rang?

Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (WqPYg)

111

"Strzok me, Strzok me!"

- - Andrew McCabe

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (s2VJv)

112 By looking at her you wouldn't think anyone would want to screw her. On the other hand, Strozk and McCabe are D+ also.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (jUVms)

In the Land of the Blind, the One Eyed Lady is Queen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (cI3Q7)

113 Oof. And here I was thinking nobody's cooch has seen more strange men then David French's wife.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (h3FHK)

114 It's not like Washington D.C. is a hot bed of morality.

Posted by: Dennis Hastert, felon wrassler at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (Z+IKu)

115 Wonder if they were having a throuple.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (wiXsO)

116 Lisa Sandwich.

If Nadler's on top. you can slide her under the door when done.

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (arJlL)

117 All the straight shooters said it was a hoax.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (ZfRYq)

------

There are straight shooters at the FBI?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (jUVms)

118 Friday nights are Party Night in the FBI building!

Posted by: Lisa! at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (I2/tG)

119
So, I'm listening to Type O Negative, and it just hit me... I think Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse might have been based on Peter Steele. I mean, Nathan was comically stupid and an Indian, where Steele wasn't, but I'm talking about the whole look and style and everything.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (xkm5f)

120 Deep Throat > Deep State

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

121 There aren't any texts about the three of us having a devil's threesome are there? Because...uh....we totally didn't do that.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (qlFIA)

122 Was Lisa Page in the WAP video?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (dKiJG)

123
Like me, are you thinking Peter Strozk? McCabe and Page are new.


Oh DAYUM.


My brain, man.

Don't drink, kids.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (luzVb)

124 >>>She's married, right?


I thought Strzok was, but not Lisa Lionfart.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (VWp7G)

125 98 Geez.. watching Tucker is flat out depressing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (dUJdY)

Yeah. I'm glad he's there, but some nights (like tonight) I can't bring myself to watch him. I get too pissed off and/or depressed. I record his show though - maybe I'll feel up to it tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (HabA/)

126 This thread is making me laugh.

Thank you.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (4k/Uz)

127 What would a hot bed of morality look like?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (cI3Q7)

128 BS. I took you to those swinger parties and you were quite the enthusiastic ho.
Posted by: Former SF Mayor at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (cMxuh)


He was much more than a SF Mayor. When I was a kid Willie Brown ran the legislature in CA. Nothing, and I mean nothing, happened without Brown getting to wet his beak. The SF mayor thing was semi-retirement.

And when newspaper articles describe him as "colorful", what they really mean is he was obviously spending way, way, way more money than he made and everyone kept their mouth shut, from other politicians to law enforcement to the press, because they were terrified of crossing him.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (wGeit)

129 Fidelity. Bravery. Integrity.

Welp, 0 out of 3 aint -- actually yeah, that's really bad.

Posted by: Kammala Toe at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (lRrON)

130 Carlos Danger and Ron Mexico were providing color commentary.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (40ipg)

131 Kim Klacik is hot as fuck!!!

Holy shit!

Posted by: Max Power at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (q177U)

132 The entire country should be watching Tucker right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
---------

I don't have cable. May I ask what he's talking about?

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (/669Q)

133 ace and the Cobs should be getting a cut.
***

Pretty sure the boys should get shirts.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (qlFIA)

134 What is Tucker talking about?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (jUVms)

135 Definitely do not fit in at Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Peachy Carnahan at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (WDqR/)

136 Cage match - Kamala v Lisa

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (xceTB)

137 The entire country should be watching Tucker right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM

He's preaching to the choir in this house. I'll catch clips tomorrow. With no ads for eczema drugs and MyPillows.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (j3jZX)

138 ewwww

so they will lose their clearances, right?

Posted by: Iris at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (6lKe4)

139 Geez.. watching Tucker is flat out depressing.
Posted by: Jewells45

It is.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (R4aZ2)

140 Ain't nobody humpin around, Ain't nobody humpin around

Posted by: Chris with that dumbfuck look on his face Wray at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (M+Lyo)

141 Is it true Lisa Page's nickname was "The FBI Probe?"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (OeBYn)

142 Lisa likes the fist. Or two.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (VWp7G)

143 Geez.. watching Tucker is flat out depressing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (dUJdY)



It's rage stroke inducing. I want to go full Pinochet on that scum

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 08:17 PM (TtsAV)

144 I, for one, will be watching Mooch in her War Wig scold and shame the nation tonight.

Actually, not a chance in hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

145 >>>Is it true Lisa Page's nickname was "The FBI Probe?"



You never needed a search warrant to get inside, though.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:17 PM (VWp7G)

146 Meh.

DC Key Club.

Membership is a requirement for the SESs.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 08:17 PM (15yMb)

147 88 It's old.
---
Whatever happened to Dave at Garfield Ridge?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 08:17 PM (sWM8x)

148


FISA = Fist Inside Strzok's Ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:17 PM (s2VJv)

149 Eeww is right!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (CjFDo)

150 This thread is making me laugh.

Thank you.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (4k/Uz)
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Hello you. I would like you subtract 1.5 from 1.5 in your nic there. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (/669Q)

151 Much like Cummala, Lisa is not opposed to sleeping her way to the top.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (WvQcX)

152 https://tinyurl.com/y42wqvvn

That's WashEx so full of ads and pop ups.

Headline:

OANN retracts broadcast including false report that Lisa Page had an affair with Andrew McCabe

That's from October of 2019.

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (ZfRYq)

153 >>If Nadler's on top. you can slide her under the door when done.


Was he a great big fat person?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (40ipg)

154 124 >>>She's married, right?

I thought Strzok was, but not Lisa Lionfart.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (VWp7G)


She was definitely married when she and Strzok were exchanging randy text messages.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (wGeit)

155 Its only gay if our balls touch. Err, for like 10 or 15 minutes, right?

Posted by: Andrew McCabe' at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (qlFIA)

156 The entire country should be watching Tucker right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
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I don't have cable. May I ask what he's talking about?
Posted by: bluebell

The ice cream shortage.....

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (arJlL)

157 Jizz really makes my gums shine!

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (0FTCx)

158 BS. I took you to those swinger parties and you were quite the enthusiastic ho.
Posted by: Former SF Mayor at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (cMxuh)

He was much more than a SF Mayor. When I was a kid Willie Brown ran the legislature in CA. Nothing, and I mean nothing, happened without Brown getting to wet his beak. The SF mayor thing was semi-retirement.

And when newspaper articles describe him as "colorful", what they really mean is he was obviously spending way, way, way more money than he made and everyone kept their mouth shut, from other politicians to law enforcement to the press, because they were terrified of crossing him.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (wGeit)

He gave the tobacco industry a deal on a napkin that substantially altered California tort law, and it stood for decades. That's how powerful he was.

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

159 Government service was supposed to be a honor, in Roman times. Used to be that way before, but now just the worst seem to be in. I spent years trying to get a government job, scored at the top for tests, but not one call.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2020 08:19 PM (0jfkF)

160 Is it true Lisa Page's nickname was "The FBI Probe?"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (OeBYn)

No. it was "FBI's Most Pounded"

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 08:19 PM (xPl2J)

161 157 Jizz really makes my gums shine!
Posted by: Lisa Page at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (0FTCx)


Pearl Drops Tooth Polish. That commercial was definitely porn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:19 PM (s2VJv)

162 FBI honeypots are low quality

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 08:19 PM (J8nVw)

163 The entire country should be watching Tucker right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
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I really do think that if more Dem voters watched it they just might rethink their vote.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2020 08:19 PM (wiXsO)

164 Do these people neither love nor respect their spouses? I just don't understand.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 17, 2020 08:19 PM (87EdW)

165 When Page gave Kamala Harris her endorsement, it was also a return of the traveling pants.

Posted by: Fringe at August 17, 2020 08:19 PM (vx54i)

166 Cage match - Kamala v Lisa
)))

I will suck her up and spit her out!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 17, 2020 08:19 PM (qlFIA)

167 64


Jodie Foster was always a funky-lookin' lesbo. Gillian Anderson was Teh Hawt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (xkm5f)

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All those side-piece bitches care about is money -- which buys you a lot of sweet pussy, even if you're a funky-lookin' lesbo.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 17, 2020 08:20 PM (WqPYg)

168 112
By looking at her you wouldn't think anyone would want to screw her. On the other hand, Strozk and McCabe are D+ also.



Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (jUVms)



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Be honest, the only standard most guys have is "I want to bang this and have my friends find out" or "I want to bang this and hope my friends don't find out"

Posted by: f2000 at August 17, 2020 08:20 PM (IIUCn)

169 155 Its only gay if our balls touch. Err, for like 10 or 15 minutes, right?
Posted by: Andrew McCabe' at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (qlFIA)


There's only a fairly thin membrane separating two salamis during a DP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:20 PM (s2VJv)

170 She was the Office Ho Ho Ho.

Posted by: Santa Claus at August 17, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi)

171 Headline:

OANN retracts broadcast including false report that Lisa Page had an affair with Andrew McCabe

That's from October of 2019.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM

So... Now they have to retract their retraction?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 08:20 PM (j3jZX)

172 From the IG report.

Q: did you and Strozk have an affair?

Page: yes. It lasted a short while. He then called me a slut.

Q: and it ended then?

Page: yes, I told him to leave my bedroom and take his eight friends with him.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 08:20 PM (4k/Uz)

173 So while McCabe's wife was accepting bribe/campaign money from the DNC and running for office as a Democrat , and McCabe was involved with exonerated the DNC's nominee for President, Hillary Clinton, McCabe was also playing "dunk the pickle" with Gummy Page, DOJ ESQ ?



That's hilarious.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:20 PM (luzVb)

174 *exonerating

I swear I can speak and write English.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:21 PM (luzVb)

175 Strozking it baby.

Go on and do it
Do it, do it 'til you're satisfied
(Whatever it is)

Do it, do it 'til you're satisfied
Go on and do it
Do it, do it 'til you're satisfied
(Whatever it is)
Do it, do it 'til you're satisfied

People know just what they'd like to do
Whatever it is you got it as long it pleases you
Make it last as long as you can
When your through it's up to you to try it again

etc....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 08:21 PM (3H9h1)

176 An entire uniparty of ham and eggers.

Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 08:21 PM (XTyi0)

177 But that stupid Palin woman, right?

The entire McCain family and all the MSM should die from shame.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

178 Ok. Put the shiv away.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (4k/Uz)

179 Lisa Page has seen more balls than an 18 hole golf course on a summer weekend.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (h3FHK)

180 Be honest, the only standard most guys have is "I want to bang this and have my friends find out" or "I want to bang this and hope my friends don't find out"
Posted by: f2000 at August 17, 2020 08:20 PM (IIUCn)

You forgot: 'I want to bang this and hope 'I' don't find out when I sober up.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (cI3Q7)

181

A Fresh Start - a limerick

On the national political stage
Perversion has become all the rage
Why only yesterday
I heard Andrew McCabe say
"It's time to turn over a new Page."

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (Fc5rx)

182 This is huge! Lisa Page has a shot at dethroning Monica Lewinski as DC's most infamous schlong jockey! They said that could never happen in my lifetime!

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (DBPIP)

183 Don't stop 'til you can't get enough.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (40ipg)

184
Lisa Page has seen more balls than an 18 hole golf course on a summer weekend.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (h3FHK)

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More dick than an airport urinal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 08:23 PM (xkm5f)

185 I did not have sex with that man....err which one are you asking about again? And I'm under oath? Oh him? Yeah I bounced him. Oh you meant that other one? Him to.


Actually, can I point to the ones in this room I haven't had sex with instead?

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 17, 2020 08:23 PM (qlFIA)

186 182- first sentence, that's what she said.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 17, 2020 08:23 PM (87EdW)

187 And all these people had, and kept, high-level security clearances.

Because there was no danger of a foreign government blackmailing them or anything...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 08:11 PM (I2/tG)


And to think that adultery used to be a red flag.
Now those in charge of cointel are all doing it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 08:23 PM (15yMb)

188 You forgot: 'I want to bang this and hope 'I' don't find out when I sober up.'



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (cI3Q7)


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Hah! .... I did a tour in Korea too.

Posted by: f2000 at August 17, 2020 08:23 PM (IIUCn)

189
I always thought Brennan and Clapper had dibs on Hoover and Tolson's used cocktail dresses...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:23 PM (s2VJv)

190 Ok. Put the shiv away.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (4k/Uz)
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That's our boy. The shiv has returned to the drawer.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (/669Q)

191 What a bunch of maroons. Seriously, the money they bribed him with via his wife's campaign wasn't enough of a hint that this guy was corrupt and had morality deficits? Crimeny.

Posted by: iandeal at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (f1aAg)

192 182 This is huge! Lisa Page has a shot at dethroning Monica Lewinski as DC's most infamous schlong jockey! They said that could never happen in my lifetime!
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (DBPIP)

I do not see that ever happening. Monica kind of stands alone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (cI3Q7)

193
BANG BANG!
THAT AWFUL SOUND
BANG BANG!
I HIT THE GROUND
BANG BANG!
THAT AWFUL SOUND
BANG BANG!
MY BABY LET ME DOWN

Posted by: Peter and the Strokes at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (sy5kK)

194 IS THERE ANY MAN IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER??????

Posted by: AUGUSTUS CAESAR at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (UAMe5)

__________


LOL. Think I first saw that in "I, Claudius" and later stolen by "The Borgias."

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

195 I don't think anyone gave the FBI the right directions on probing.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (h3FHK)

196 Jane, LOL I know. Local news giving exciting headline that Mike is giving a speech tonight. Like she has anything useful to say.

Posted by: Iris at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (6lKe4)

197 you have to be a retard to not delete your texts from time to time. I know people who have text strings that go back years and years. But why? Do you want every personal conversation recorded forever? You mine as well bug your phone calls.

One thing about this always on, always tapping at my phone generation that bothers me is they think they control the technology, and it is not the other way around.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (VQsGS)

198 So Lisa is a NeverTrump slut, then.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:25 PM (rCwaK)

199 I don't need Tucker to tell me that the BEST possible thing that could happen for this country's future would be if a nuclear weapon were detonated at the center of each of the 50 most populous cities in America tomorrow night. (we should give those who will listen 24 hours to flee, even God gave Lot a night's warning.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2020 08:25 PM (V2Yro)

200 That Lisa Page was a busy little beaver! I'm surprised she could find the time to fabricate evidence and participate in a coup. She's like the Energizer Bunny of degeneracy.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 17, 2020 08:25 PM (lRrON)

201 Just when I thought I couldn't find the incipient politician caste any more repulsive...

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 17, 2020 08:25 PM (O4K4J)

202 IS THERE ANY MAN IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER??????

Posted by: AUGUSTUS CAESAR at August 17, 2020 08:12 PM (UAMe5)

Julia got around. Kind of sad that she is remembered for it 2000 years later.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 08:26 PM (cI3Q7)

203
DC and NYC make the Jukes and Kallikaks look like the Cabots and Lodges.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 08:26 PM (mht8P)

204 This is huge! Lisa Page has a shot at dethroning Monica Lewinski as DC's most infamous schlong jockey! They said that could never happen in my lifetime!
Posted by: Brisco

Why in my day...

Posted by: Fanne Foxx, the Tidal Basin Bombshell at August 17, 2020 08:26 PM (QzkSJ)

205 Sounds like Lisa Page was following the Kamala Plan!

Posted by: Mookie at August 17, 2020 08:26 PM (3vIkC)

206 Maybe Kamala and Lisa should do a charity Blow-Off?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:26 PM (h3FHK)

207 I wonder if Hunter and Lisa....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

208 Pass the Page. Uh, no..... I got it! Turn the Page.

Posted by: Bob Seger at August 17, 2020 08:26 PM (r+ov6)

209

Quid Pro Anal

Posted by: Kalifornia Politician at August 17, 2020 08:26 PM (d6DSt)

210 you have to be a retard to not delete your texts
from time to time. I know people who have text strings that go back
years and years. But why? Do you want every personal conversation
recorded forever? You mine as well bug your phone calls.

One
thing about this always on, always tapping at my phone generation that
bothers me is they think they control the technology, and it is not the
other way around.


Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (VQsGS)

Since I just have a flip phone, T-Mobile regularly reminds me that my text message storage is almost full. I delete most everything from time to time.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:27 PM (rCwaK)

211 Just another hotdogs and hallways story.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 08:27 PM (+ya+t)

212 Fuching while getting paid.

Literally, the definition of prostitution.

And with a full array of Fed Gov benefits!



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 08:27 PM (sy5kK)

213 "A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!"
Dr Christine Blasey Ford / Kamala Harris

Posted by: Dad of Six at August 17, 2020 08:27 PM (XrTBx)

214 That Lisa Page was a busy little beaver!
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IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THAT IS THE PART OF HER BODY THAT WAS SO BUSY

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at August 17, 2020 08:27 PM (qlFIA)

215 Hey didn't Gummy get a job on CNN or msnbc as a legal analyst or something?

Lisa Page, the former FBI lawyer who worked on former special counsel Robert Mueller's Russia investigation, has joined MSNBC as a legal analyst, the network announced Friday.


yep, there it is.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:27 PM (luzVb)

216 So are we ever gonna find out what Tucker's saying without looking at UToob later?

(I love threads where multiple people say "everybody needs to watch X" and then multiple people say "so what's X talking about?")

I've been one of those asking.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 08:27 PM (OTzUX)

217 I do not see that ever happening. Monica kind of stands alone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (cI3Q7)

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Bullshit.

She stole my shtick, and she wasn't even pretty. Like with Lady Gaga and Madonna.

Posted by: Christine Keeler at August 17, 2020 08:28 PM (xkm5f)

218 I don't think anyone gave the FBI the right directions on probing.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020

Well, they learned it from the CIA, and the CIA learned it from the space aliens...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 08:28 PM (j3jZX)

219 Actually, can I point to the ones in this room I haven't had sex with instead?
Posted by: Lisa Page


Ummm

Posted by: The Entire Duke Lacrosse Team at August 17, 2020 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)

220 There's only a fairly thin membrane separating two salamis during a DP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:20 PM (s2VJv)

I think I understood about 30 percent of that. And I am ok with that.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:28 PM (VQsGS)

221 Can we ask Willie Brown to give us a breakdown of the girls' comparative skills?


Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:28 PM (qlFIA)

222 If Nadler's on top. you can slide her under the door when done.
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (arJlL)

I just threw up in my mouth, a little.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 17, 2020 08:28 PM (OX9vb)

223 IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THAT IS THE PART OF HER BODY THAT WAS SO BUSY


Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at August 17, 2020 08:27 PM (qlFIA)
{{{BEN}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (rCwaK)

224 I want to start selling Page Napkins....

Small wipes for your face. For those expected facials that come out of nowhere.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (3H9h1)

225 I don't have cable. May I ask what he's talking about?
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (/669Q)
***********
Showing BLM clips beating up civilians, wanting to kill white people and have whites turn over their homes. Showing a black man running for office and his hatred of white people.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (wiXsO)

226 mailbox gate.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (VQsGS)

227 (I love threads where multiple people say "everybody needs to watch X" and then multiple people say "so what's X talking about?")

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Then you got those who don't care.

Posted by: SMH at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (RU4sa)

228 What an incestuous pit of vipers.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (nce2I)

229 Sex, Coups, and Democrats

A series you will never see on Netflix.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (pixJg)

230 212
Fuching while getting paid.



Literally, the definition of prostitution.



And with a full array of Fed Gov benefits!









Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 08:27 PM (sy5kK)

You forgot the part about paid for by you and me.

Posted by: Mookie at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (3vIkC)

231
He was much more than a SF Mayor. When I was a kid Willie Brown ran
the legislature in CA. Nothing, and I mean nothing, happened without
Brown getting to wet his beak. The SF mayor thing was semi-retirement.



And when newspaper articles describe him as "colorful", what they
really mean is he was obviously spending way, way, way more money than
he made and everyone kept their mouth shut, from other politicians to
law enforcement to the press, because they were terrified of crossing
him.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 08:15 PM (wGeit)

__________


Well said. I'm old enough to remember Willie getting the San Francisco bus line to hire MS-13 gang-bangers as security ... and for proposing that the bums in San Fran be outfitted with portable ATM machine vests so that tourists could give the vagrant panhandlers money via debit and credit card.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg)

232 Good grief. Lisa Page has been hit more than Mike Tyson's teefus.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:30 PM (h3FHK)

233 If Nadler's on top. you can slide her under the door when done.
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (arJlL)

I just threw up in my mouth, a little.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now!

Sorry....

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:30 PM (arJlL)

234 I had an idea for Lisa Page jewelry, but it's grossing me out.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 17, 2020 08:30 PM (4k/Uz)

235 He tweets from the treetops all day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and tweeting his song
All the little twats on Twitter Street
Love to hear the Bee go tweet-tweet-tweet

Bab'lon Bee, (tweet-tweet-tweet)
Babblin' Babylon Bee (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)
Go Babylon Bee 'cause we're really gonna tweet tonight (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)

-
Shine on, you crazy bug! We're going to miss you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 08:30 PM (+y/Ru)

236 Since I just have a flip phone, T-Mobile regularly reminds me that my text message storage is almost full. I delete most everything from time to time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen


*adds Miley as "secure contact" in ancient but serviceable unsmart phone*

Posted by: Miklos, because they ARE out to get me at August 17, 2020 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)

237 I'm sensing between Kamala and Lisa Page we have a PornHub short movie in the making.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (h3FHK)

238 Coming (no pun intended) to this late.
Was a blue dress involved?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)

239 Nadler on top?

He would just roll off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (pixJg)

240 Well said. I'm old enough to remember Willie getting
the San Francisco bus line to hire MS-13 gang-bangers as security ...
and for proposing that the bums in San Fran be outfitted with portable
ATM machine vests so that tourists could give the vagrant panhandlers
money via debit and credit card.


Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg)

This can't be true. Can it?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (rCwaK)

241 Trump says that he is pardoning somebody tomorrow. Somebody "big"
If it's Hillary Clinton, I will pee myself from laughing.

Posted by: jmel at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (bVhJi)

242 have a mail in ballot. But they have to come in weeks before the election and someone has to call you to confirm. You have to say under oath that you sent in the ballot and give the ballot number and your social security number. There, problem solved, My Sharona......I mean, No Corona.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (VQsGS)

243 FISA = Fist Inside Strzok's Ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020 08:17 PM (s2VJv)

_________


LMAO

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (WqPYg)

244 Tucker doesn't come on again tonight because of the Dem convention so you'll need to watch it when it comes out on YouTube.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (wiXsO)

245 106 yeah, I'm not watching Tucker tonight - enough bad news already.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (V2Yro)

107 The entire country should be watching Tucker right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

----------------

c'mon, it's the Horde. What did you expect, anyway?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

246 (I love threads where multiple people say "everybody needs to watch X" and then multiple people say "so what's X talking about?")

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Then you got those who don't care.
Posted by: SMH

Whaddya looking at ME for ?

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (arJlL)

247 Tuca is bringing it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 08:32 PM (RUfHr)

248 Hold on. What does the FBI think "file a brief" means?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:32 PM (h3FHK)

249 Everyday I write the book with very short chapters.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 08:32 PM (uhGSf)

250 FIST = First Inside Strzok's Tonsils

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

251 you have to be a retard to not delete your texts from time to time. I know people who have text strings that go back years and years. But why? Do you want every personal conversation recorded forever? You mine as well bug your phone calls.

I hate to break this to you, but when you delete a text it's not actually deleted, particularly if you're using your employer's equipment. I think the law differs from state to state, but where I live employers are required to retain your text messages for at least three years.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 08:32 PM (wGeit)

252 McCabe and Mrs. Page.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)

253 So basically, Tucker is talking about everything I already saw from yesterday through this morning on BadBlue and CutJibNewsletter.

I do hope people who don't read all the time watch him, though.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (j3jZX)

254 Literally, the definition of prostitution.

And with a full array of Fed Gov benefits!



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 08:27 PM (sy5kK)


Dental Plan is an add on. She chose not to partake.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (15yMb)

255 Fuck all of you people.


Like literally, I want to.

Posted by: Washingtonienne at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (qlFIA)

256 241 Trump says that he is pardoning somebody tomorrow. Somebody "big"
If it's Hillary Clinton, I will pee myself from laughing.
Posted by: jmel at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (bVhJi)


Yeah, I get the feeling tomorrow is gonna be a Flaming Skull kinda day.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (8k7U7)

257
I'm sensing between Kamala and Lisa Page we have a PornHub short movie in the making.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:31 PM (h3FHK)

---------

"Left Behind: Part 53"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (xkm5f)

258 197 you have to be a retard to not delete your texts from time to time. I know people who have text strings that go back years and years. But why? Do you want every personal conversation recorded forever? You mine as well bug your phone calls.

==

I don't think deleting texts actually deletes them.everywhere they're stored?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (J8nVw)

259 *adds Miley as "secure contact" in ancient but serviceable unsmart phone*

Posted by: Miklos, because they ARE out to get me at August 17, 2020 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)

Miklos, Publius and I will never own smartphones*
*provided that these flip phones continue to work. And should it come to that, there will be NO apps. Calls only.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (rCwaK)

260 I bet when McCabe was around, Lisa could really crack the whip. Probably had time for Comey, too.

Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (Pqytn)

261 So with Lisa and McCabe, which is playing the role of Mister Ed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (pixJg)

262 You forgot the part about paid for by you and me.
Posted by: Mookie


This lay is his lay
And also his lay

This lay was paid by you and me

Posted by: Miklos, the Folk Singer at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)

263 All you need to know about Tucker is get your ass to vote Republican in November and throat punch anyone who won't. Either that or bring their corpse and vote for them too.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:34 PM (h3FHK)

264 Well said. I'm old enough to remember Willie getting
the San Francisco bus line to hire MS-13 gang-bangers as security ...
and for proposing that the bums in San Fran be outfitted with portable
ATM machine vests so that tourists could give the vagrant panhandlers
money via debit and credit card.


Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg)

what bothers me is I believe you. Bumbs take Visa Mastercard and Diners Club. OF course they dont' take Discover.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:34 PM (VQsGS)

265 Well, here's to you, Mrs. Lisa Page. The deep state loves you more than you will know. Or, maybe you do know. Kinda hard to clean all that off.

Posted by: Mookie at August 17, 2020 08:34 PM (3vIkC)

266 So with Lisa and McCabe, which is playing the role of Mister Ed?
Posted by: Anna Puma


A bit part?

Posted by: Miklos, and here we go at August 17, 2020 08:34 PM (QzkSJ)

267 252 McCabe and Mrs. Page.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)

They've got a thing going ooon

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 08:34 PM (J8nVw)

268 Lisa Page, the former FBI lawyer who worked on former special counsel Robert Mueller's Russia investigation, has joined MSNBC as a legal analyst, the network announced Friday.
---
START THE HAMMERING

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 17, 2020 08:34 PM (sWM8x)

269 So, they're Zooming the convention?

Seriously?

Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 08:35 PM (XTyi0)

270 Crack the whip?

Lisa, She Wulf of the FBI

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2020 08:35 PM (pixJg)

271
Nadler on top?

He would just roll off.

How did he get up there in the first place?

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 08:35 PM (+ya+t)

272 Well said. I'm old enough to remember Willie getting the San Francisco bus line to hire MS-13 gang-bangers as security ... and for proposing that the bums in San Fran be outfitted with portable ATM machine vests so that tourists could give the vagrant panhandlers money via debit and credit card.
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg)

.................

This has to be a joke right? Cuz I'm laughing.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 17, 2020 08:35 PM (ZkIoe)

273 I'm sensing between Kamala and Lisa Page we have a PornHub short movie in the making.

___

Ebony (sort of)
and Ivory...
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my bed

Oh lord, why don't we?

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (qlFIA)

274 Lisa Page, the former FBI lawyer who worked on former special counsel Robert Mueller's Russia investigation, has joined MSNBC as a legal analyst,

-
Shouldn't that be "illegal analyst"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (+y/Ru)

275 The whole city is a whoredom.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (H8QX8)

276 "you have to be a retard to not delete your texts

from time to time. I know people who have text strings that go back

years and years. But why? Do you want every personal conversation

recorded forever? You mine as well bug your phone calls.

One

thing about this always on, always tapping at my phone generation that

bothers me is they think they control the technology, and it is not the

other way around.




Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:24 PM (VQsGS)

Since I
just have a flip phone, T-Mobile regularly reminds me that my text
message storage is almost full. I delete most everything from time to
time.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen"

Only deletes it on your phone and marks it "hidden" or "not_visible" or whatever other field name they used. It's still in their database, and backed up somewhere as well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (Mm4NK)

277 Absolutely true, Molly.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (j3jZX)

278 How did he get up there in the first place?

Probably involved a derrick and MATH!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (pixJg)

279 I would link the AOSHQ Skankathon, but linky no worky.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (luzVb)

280 when they go "hi" we go "moo"

Moochelle

now let's get to the dick jokes about Obama.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (4a9Vv)

281 Andy and Peter sat on a wall
Andy and Peter had a great fall
All Comey's horses and all Comey's men
Also did Page over and over again

Posted by: Chris with that dumbfuck look on his face Wray at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (M+Lyo)

282 Ebony (sort of)

Hahaha.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (wGeit)

283 I'm sensing that Lisa Page must wear a lot of Velcro.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (h3FHK)

284 "Is there anyone Lisa Page wasn't banging?"

Insomniac.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (qpX6U)

285 You would think somebody would have ate their Glock by now, but, no, we can't even have that . No nice things anymore.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (C1Lsn)

286 The ice cream shortage.....

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (arJlL)

_________


Heard this morning on the Bob and Tom comedy radio show that there's a shortage of pepperoni because so many people are home now -- and overeating, ordering pizzas.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (WqPYg)

287 Nadler on top?

He would just roll off.

How did he get up there in the first place?
Posted by: dartist

Lowered by crane......

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (arJlL)

288 So what? The Aristocrats? Ha ha. No perp walks, no orange jumpsuits, no running to a US Attorney to make the best deal. Nice rumor you have there. As Phil Ochs sang many years ago, "... and I'm sure it wouldn't interest any body outside of a small circle of friends."

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (glGDV)

289 This bitch shall not get into my gig!

*I* perfected the art of debriefing older government sources in other to extract their sweet, sweet information from their soft centers in order to spit them out on the morning front pages. Lisa Page...you have made a potent enemy today!

Posted by: Ali Watkins, Super NYT Reporter! at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (usCq7)

290 If she were my wife I would have gotten her laid by much higher quality bureaucrats like Comey & Mueller!

#CuckLifeRules

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (lRrON)

291 Sundance who was going to release the Kraken last weekend Is going to release the Kraken tomorrow.

Unless it gets delayed again.

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (ZfRYq)

292
Will the MSM and DNC go to the mattress for (a good time call) Lisa?

Posted by: stumck at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (uksaT)

293 269 So, they're Zooming the convention?

Seriously?
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 08:35 PM (XTyi0)

---

Did you honestly think they'd have a normal one?

Posted by: SMH at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (RU4sa)

294
I bet when McCabe was around, Lisa could really crack the whip. Probably had time for Comey, too.
___

A bit too girly for my taste I'm afraid. Huh? Oh I meant both of them.


Posted by: James Comey at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (qlFIA)

295 All you need to know about Tucker is get your ass to
vote Republican in November and throat punch anyone who won't. Either
that or bring their corpse and vote for them too.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:34 PM (h3FHK)

I have always said don't be proud of your vote, count it as nil. Rate yourself by how many other friends you bring to the polls.

I always wondered why the NRA doesn't push people to sign up a girl friend, wife, sibling, grandpa, or buddy. Even if you pay there dues, there has to be someone willing to join for free. If everyone did this with just one person, the NRA membership would double.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (VQsGS)

296 "I'm old enough to remember Willie getting the San Francisco bus line to hire MS-13 gang-bangers as security"

maybe it was a JJ link trhis morning, I forget ... about some CA police having their own dirty gangs ... and having paid out $21M already, for police/gangster activity ... against citizens. They have their own gangs, while policing ... how awesome. (rumors of such problems in the military as well ... sheesh)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (Cus5s)

297 Honestly, who on Mueller's team didn't Page do?

Oh God, you don't think she did the old man, do you? Icky.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:38 PM (h3FHK)

298 Only deletes it on your phone and marks it "hidden"
or "not_visible" or whatever other field name they used. It's still in
their database, and backed up somewhere as well.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (Mm4NK)

That's their problem, not mine. I don't text secrets.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:38 PM (rCwaK)

299 Question for Goldberg - if Page has both McCabe AND Strozck inside of her is she a sandwich?

Posted by: Obligatory at August 17, 2020 08:38 PM (qlFIA)

300 I guess the FBI got their own private train.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2020 08:38 PM (9Om/r)

301 Jerry Nadler might be the only man in D.C. who takes his pants off over his head.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 08:38 PM (4a9Vv)

302 I released the Kracken last night, so I am good for a day or so.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:38 PM (VQsGS)

303 164
Do these people neither love nor respect their spouses? I just don't understand.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 17, 2020 08:19 PM (87EdW)

__________


I've been told that power is the most powerful aphrodisiac.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:38 PM (WqPYg)

304 Wait until BLM hijacks/hacks the DNC Zoom...

You know its going to happen

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (pixJg)

305 Turning the Page.

Was that wrong? Because if I'd known this was frowned upon...

Posted by: Regular joe at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (L9P9s)

306 225 I don't have cable. May I ask what he's talking about?
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2020 08:16 PM (/669Q)
***********
Showing BLM clips beating up civilians, wanting to kill white people and have whites turn over their homes. Showing a black man running for office and his hatred of white people.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2020 08:29 PM (wiXsO)


well, isn't that nice!

Posted by: Grandma, who thought she has seen it all at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (sy5kK)

307 All these people are scum.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (7k/uO)

308 I always hated that "Turn the Page" song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (aKsyK)

309 I released the Kracken last night, so I am good for a day or so.

___

Speaking of which does Amazon deliver ficuses overnight?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (qlFIA)

310
I would link the AOSHQ Skankathon, but linky no worky.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM


oh noes!!!

this must be rectified STAT

that was some priceless funny siht, right there

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (aUm7V)

311 Every American institution has been thoroughly corrupted. We're fucking Mexico now.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (qpX6U)

312 How in the actual fuck do you Zoom a convention?

This could be epic, my bros n hos.

Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0)

313 304 Wait until BLM hijacks/hacks the DNC Zoom...

You know its going to happen
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (pixJg)

---

Why should they have all the fun crashing the party?

Posted by: SMH at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (RU4sa)

314 That's their problem, not mine. I don't text secrets.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen


Inside the pumpkin.

Posted by: Whittaker Miklos-Chambers at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (QzkSJ)

315 Lisa Page seems to have been the resident cooz of the FBI.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (aKyD8)

316 Hey, when you are a well paid Nihilist working in DC, one action is really no different than any other, so why not bang the help?

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (w7KSn)

317 How about a pool? When does horseyface claim coercion and goes belly up for a plea deal?

Posted by: Arnold Townsend at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (PfqG+)

318 I have to admit that some photos of Lisa Page remind me of Marisa Tomei.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (2DOZq)

319 Every American institution has been thoroughly corrupted. We're fucking Mexico now.
___

Pretty sure that's the other way around.

Posted by: Some illegal on welfare at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (qlFIA)

320
Sundance who was going to release the Kraken last weekend Is going to release the Kraken tomorrow.



Unless it gets delayed again.

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (ZfRYq)
"Discretion is the better part of valor" or something. Bring it!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (rCwaK)

321 Wait until BLM hijacks/hacks the DNC Zoom...

You know its going to happen
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM

Not smart enough.

4Chan is, though...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (j3jZX)

322 maybe it was a JJ link trhis morning, I forget ... about some CA police having their own dirty gangs ... and having paid out $21M already, for police/gangster activity ... against citizens. They have their own gangs, while policing ... how awesome. (rumors of such problems in the military as well ... sheesh)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (Cus5s)


I heard this on the radio the other day. Fucking unbelievable

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (M+Lyo)

323 Nadler on top?

He would just roll off.

How did he get up there in the first place?
Posted by: dartist

Lowered by crane......
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:37 PM (arJlL)


The Reverse Basket Trick.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (15yMb)

324 Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (Fc5rx)

_________



Sweet!

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (WqPYg)

325 Trump says he's going to pardon someone "very important" tomorrow, but it's not Flynn or Snowden.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (xPl2J)

326 Right now the guys on 4chan are figuring out how to hack the DNC's Zoom. It will be epic.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:41 PM (h3FHK)

327 Breaking:

Page-Strzok-McCabe Threefers!

Page would wear the Richard Nixon mask while Strzok (Archibald Cox, Jr. mask) and McCabe (Leon Jawarski mask) would double team her.

Watergate Redux!!!

Film at Eleven!!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 08:41 PM (BM2fS)

328 Every American institution has been thoroughly corrupted. We're fucking Mexico now.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (qpX6U)


You can say that again.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 17, 2020 08:41 PM (7k/uO)

329 I have to admit that some photos of Lisa Page remind me of Marisa Tomei.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (2DOZq)


no way

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 17, 2020 08:41 PM (M+Lyo)

330 "Oh God, you don't think she did the old man, do you? Icky."

I didn't get that, could you repeat the blowjob.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 17, 2020 08:41 PM (4thlk)

331 I smell a Hallmark movie coming. Strzok, Page, and McCabe will play themselves in The Christmas Coup.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 17, 2020 08:41 PM (nce2I)

332
Question for Goldberg - if Page has both McCabe AND Strozck inside of her is she a sandwich?


Posted by: Obligatory at August 17, 2020 08:38 PM (qlFIA)

She would be a two holer, like a harley engine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2020 08:41 PM (9Om/r)

333 re 295: I'd be there are a lot of husband and wife members. Some older kids, too.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 08:41 PM (4a9Vv)

334 266
So with Lisa and McCabe, which is playing the role of Mister Ed?

Posted by: Anna Puma


AOC, of course.

Posted by: Mookie at August 17, 2020 08:41 PM (3vIkC)

335 "If everyone did this with just one person, the NRA membership would double."

Goody! More bling for LaPierre's girlfriend.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (qpX6U)

336 263 All you need to know about Tucker is get your ass to vote Republican in November and throat punch anyone who won't. Either that or bring their corpse and vote for them too.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:34 PM (h3FHK)
*********
If I had kids I'f make watching Tucker part of their allowance.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (wiXsO)

337
Seeing the Democratic delegates at home during a Zoom meeting might not be for those with weak stomachs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (mht8P)

338 Question for Goldberg - if Page has both McCabe AND Strozck inside of her is she a sandwich?

or a Hoagie?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (4a9Vv)

339 So Lisa Lisa had a thing for the emotionally unstable? When's the last time the FBI looked like a well run professional law enforcement bureau?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (y7DUB)

340 Honestly, who on Mueller's team didn't Page do?



Oh God, you don't think she did the old man, do you? Icky.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:38 PM (h3FHK)


"I did not have sexual relations with that woman".

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (2N7oZ)

341 AOC, of course.

***

You had my curiosity, now you have me attention.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (qlFIA)

342

When you turn 'em over, they all look the same.

Posted by: Peter Strzok, What the F*ck at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (yaSJ7)

343 Our favorite song is Turn The Page.

Posted by: Pete Strzok & Andy McCabe at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (lRrON)

344 I have to admit that some photos of Lisa Page remind me of Marisa Tomei.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (2DOZq)



Apparently putting down the bong is hard too. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (9Om/r)

345 On tpic
https://twitter.com/livepddave1 /status/12950026 85368721410?s=21
Remove spaces

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (rCwaK)

346 311 Every American institution has been thoroughly corrupted. We're fucking Mexico now.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (qpX6U)

Mexico is more honest about their corruption.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (H8QX8)

347 Sure would be nice if it came to light that Romney was doing Lisa. What do you think now, Utah?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (C1Lsn)

348 "Question for Goldberg - if Page has both McCabe AND Strozck inside of her is she a sandwich?

or a Hoagie?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (4a9Vv)"

A grinder, damit.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (h3FHK)

349 Dear... please stop your whoring. And stop talking to that weird peter....

Posted by: Page's Mom at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (3H9h1)

350 Zoom is a CCP owned company.
When it first came out, it was with an FBI warning.
Then the CCP Zoom people paid off the Dem pols.
Roughly concurrent with the outbreak.
Now, it's totes cool.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (w7KSn)

351 Nadler has his own Sarlacc Pit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (40ipg)

352 What?!

I'm no longer hold the title of The Biggest Tramp in the Beltway? After all those Senators and their aides whom I serviced all those years?

Posted by: The Attic Girl, Sixth Floor of the Senate at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (xxG/v)

353 So, just like the Lincoln Tunnel, it has two lanes...

EZ Pass.

Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (hdKh8)

354 They all sound like very immature people, which I suppose is exactly the type who could be flattered into going along with this coup. Remember McCabe took much of his bribe and bought a very expensive Porsche? So high school
Posted by: artemis

______________

The whole FBI sounds like a bunch of high schoolers working at a Dairy Queen.

Posted by: Blago at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (gkdnV)

355 Lisa does DC!

Posted by: Pr0n Hub at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (X8Oz/)

356
Any photos or videos?

Posted by: PornHub at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (t6XCL)

357 How did she have any time for them?

Yuck.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (/669Q)

How does anyone have time for an affair, seriously? Morals aside, the logistical aspects--along with the work it would take to remember all the lies--would be too daunting to be worth it.

Posted by: troyriser at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (pr6Sg)

358 I vaguely recall there was a scandal where some women were claiming sexual harassment in Mueller's office.


The the MSM claimed it was all a hoax and tried to get the people reporting on it arrested.


Perhaps it wasn't exactly fake news?


Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (qlFIA)

359 207
I wonder if Hunter and Lisa....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

_________

See #63 my sibling from another dribbling.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (WqPYg)

360 Right now the guys on 4chan are figuring out how to hack the DNC's Zoom.


Why bother? I predict a level of technical success that rivals the voting app at the Dem Primary.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (luzVb)

361 What are the odds Strzok slept with McCabe? Lisa was the beard and a gummy one at that.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (nce2I)

362 Is there a morality clause in federal employment contracts?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (uhGSf)

363 Question for Goldberg - if Page has both McCabe AND Strozck inside of her is she a sandwich?

or a Hoagie?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (4a9Vv)


Muffaletta.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (2N7oZ)

364 "I'm special Agent Baxter, and this is Special Agent Doorknob, er, Page."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (HmZuC)

365 Hallmark presents... Lisa Page and Peter Stxzrok in... The Skranck who Saved Christmas (now with fewer references to God and stuff like that)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv)

366 Romney has probably had his dick in more things than Ron Jeremy, that fucking slimeball.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (h3FHK)

367

338 Question for Goldberg - if Page has both McCabe AND Strozck inside of her is she a sandwich?

or a Hoagie?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (4a9Vv)

----

Code Name: Pin Cushion.

Posted by: Peter Strzok, What the F*ck at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (yaSJ7)

368 or a Hoagie?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (4a9Vv)"

A grinder, damit.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy


The salami is hidden.

Repeat

The salami is hidden.

Posted by: FBI OPSEC at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (QzkSJ)

369 Lisa Pages mom is Iranian.

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)

370 I'm not even trying to moralize here about the adultery but what about the risk of being compromised by foreign agents/powers? Are we this far gone that the FBI wouldn't care about that? And wasn't StrokeMe the head of counterintelligence, for crying out loud?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (7k/uO)

371 re 362: it's immoral to vote Republican

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv)

372 Only deletes it on your phone and marks it "hidden"

or "not_visible" or whatever other field name they used. It's still in

their database, and backed up somewhere as well.




Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 17, 2020 08:36 PM (Mm4NK)

so your provider has all your texts on record even if both parties delete them? That seems like a major invasion of privacy to me. I don't think they record are phone conversations.
I liked the scene in Goodfellas when they talked about how Paulie hated phones. He didn't like people hearing what he was told and he didn't like people hearing what he said.

I have nothing to be ashamed of other than telling an aunt she was my favorite in a drunken sentimental moment. But privacy used to mean a lot in this country. The Founders fought and died for the right of privacy. This generation wants the opposite of privacy, each and every one of them wants fame. They, we, and even our parents sold cheap rights that were purchased dearly.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (VQsGS)

373 311 Every American institution has been thoroughly corrupted. We're fucking Mexico now.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (qpX6U)



Well, Mexico has been fucking us forever

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (M+Lyo)

374 I said reminds me . Look up her images and she could be her less attractive sister.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (2DOZq)

375
Is there a morality clause in federal employment contracts?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (uhGSf)

__________

*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 08:45 PM (mht8P)

376 So Lisa Lisa had a thing for the emotionally
unstable? When's the last time the FBI looked like a well run
professional law enforcement bureau?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (y7DUB)

When did they invent the wheel?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2020 08:45 PM (9Om/r)

377 350
Zoom is a CCP owned company.


I thought Zoom was part of Autodesk, the company that owns Autocad and Plan Grid and others?

Posted by: Mookie at August 17, 2020 08:45 PM (3vIkC)

378 "...sibling from another dribbling."

---

LOL

Posted by: SMH at August 17, 2020 08:45 PM (RU4sa)

379 Wait until we find out Epstein was providing kids to FBI personnel. You know it's coming.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:45 PM (qpX6U)

380 So Lisa Page would qualify as, in CardiB slang, a WAP? (Thanks for a comment in an earlier thread for forcing me to look that up. I'm sorry I did.)

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 08:46 PM (1Xx0L)

381 Every American institution has been thoroughly corrupted. We're fucking Mexico now.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:39 PM (qpX6U)

Mexico is more honest about their corruption.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (H8QX

Pretty much our only hope of getting rid of this is if the Dems can't pull enough shenanigans to steal the election, and end up splintering into factions and blaming each other for the failure.

We might be able to pull off a "winner by default", but it's a narrow hope... and I don't see anything better.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 17, 2020 08:46 PM (O4K4J)

382 >>>Why bother? I predict a level of technical success that rivals the voting app at the Dem Primary.


Don't worry, the crack team that brought us the Obamacare website is on it!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 17, 2020 08:46 PM (HmZuC)

383 So happy my tax dollars are being well spent on such quality employees.

Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2020 08:46 PM (MVjcR)

384 I'm not even trying to moralize here about the adultery but what about the risk of being compromised by foreign agents/powers?
***

So after the OPM "hack" does it matter?


Also, they essentially work for China anyway...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:46 PM (qlFIA)

385 "Is there a morality clause in federal employment contracts? "

No, that is why Nihilism is required.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 17, 2020 08:46 PM (w7KSn)

386 Busy girl.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2020 08:46 PM (XxJt1)

387 Is there a morality clause in federal employment contracts?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (uhGSf)
__________
*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 08:45 PM (mht8P)

The "Morality Clause" says, "If you have any, you sure as hell don't have any business here!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (V2Yro)

388
Romney has probably had his dick in more things than Ron Jeremy, that fucking slimeball.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (h3FHK)

Yeah but they most likely involved a hole saw.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (9Om/r)

389 Trump is not only stealing all the mail boxes. He is also taking away all the phone booths, clearly hurting poor minorities that do not have a phone . Ask yourself, when was the last time you saw one?

Posted by: Ripley at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (sGobE)

390 "Well, Mexico has been fucking us forever"

As soon as I hit "post" on that one, I knew I should have avoided the transitivity of that verb.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (qpX6U)

391 Test

Posted by: How did that happen? at August 17, 2020 08:46 PM (uxUoN)

Pass

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (rCwaK)

392 Wait until we find out Epstein was providing kids to FBI personnel. You know it's coming.
___

He told me that boy was 18!

Posted by: John Brennan at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (qlFIA)

393 Fun Fact: When Strzok has a happy ending he makes the same faces as when he testifed before Congress.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (nce2I)

394 Ha, just read a story about a guy in England who has a bumper sticker that reads "I'm not drunk, just avoiding potholes" arrested for drunk driving. They found his left front wheel a mile away.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (8k7U7)

395 Grinder is a ghey hookup site

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

396
Why complain about stable sexual relationships?

And by "stable", I mean with horsey-faced women or men ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 08:48 PM (pNxlR)

397 Test



Posted by: How did that happen? at August 17, 2020 08:46 PM (uxUoN)

Pass


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (rCwaK)

I guess it was a fail.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:48 PM (rCwaK)

398 Romney has probably had his dick in more things than Ron Jeremy, that fucking slimeball.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (h3FHK)


That corn isn't going to cob itself.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 17, 2020 08:48 PM (2N7oZ)

399 EXTRA DEVELOPING: Additional texts now suggest Andrew McCabe's relationship with Peter Strzok was also not limited to FBI business or bowling.

Posted by: Paul Sperry at August 17, 2020 08:48 PM (lRrON)

400 Grinder is a ghey hookup site
___

Wait...really? I...um...confused it with Tindr. Yeah....oh look at Lisa Page's tits...they look real...um....hot.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 17, 2020 08:48 PM (qlFIA)

401 There's the amorality clause for the feds.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 17, 2020 08:49 PM (nce2I)

402 "Pretty much our only hope of getting rid of this is if the Dems can't pull enough shenanigans to steal the election, and end up splintering into factions and blaming each other for the failure."

The survival of America depends on the thorough defeat of the Democrat Party in 2020.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:49 PM (qpX6U)

403 So...would that make McCabe the jockey in this threesome?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:49 PM (qlFIA)

404 I said reminds me . Look up her images and she could be her less attractive sister.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 08:44 PM (2DOZq)


I honestly saw a photo of Page in which I thought she looked attractive. I think they'd put that stuff that looks like cat litter that gets put on car garage's floors to soak up oil and grease on her hair because it was kind of fluffy. Plus her mouth was closed which helped.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 17, 2020 08:49 PM (y7DUB)

405 This post is getting stinky, and it hasn't even happened yet.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:49 PM (rCwaK)

406 It's commies and hos, all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 17, 2020 08:49 PM (EgshT)

407 "Pretty much our only hope of getting rid of this is if the Dems can't
pull enough shenanigans to steal the election, and end up splintering
into factions and blaming each other for the failure."




yeah, that'd be a shame.

Posted by: Your worthless GOP at August 17, 2020 08:50 PM (luzVb)

408 In fairness, Page was having sex with consenting adults. More then you can say for most of the left's leadership.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:50 PM (qlFIA)

409
Trump is not only stealing all the mail boxes. He is also taking away all the phone booths, clearly hurting poor minorities that do not have a phone

-----------

Wish he'd take away all the toll booths.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 08:50 PM (mht8P)

410 Grinder is a ghey hookup site

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

Makes the judas priest song Grinder take on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2020 08:50 PM (9Om/r)

411 Trump is not only stealing all the mail boxes. He is also taking away all the phone booths, clearly hurting poor minorities that do not have a phone .


Ask yourself, when was the last time you saw one?
Posted by: Ripley


What? A minority without an obamapho?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2020 08:50 PM (KUNWw)

412 These people remind me of George Clooney's character where he played a perverted State Department employee in "Burn After Reading."

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 17, 2020 08:50 PM (WryvP)

413 Remember when Sen Corker conspired with the Iranians to nuke DC?
He may have been on to something...

Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 17, 2020 08:50 PM (w7KSn)

414
Today Gropin' Joe had a serious talk with the intellectual representative of the Democrat base:





Cardi B and Joe Biden Talk Presidential Election, Coronavirus, Police Brutality and More






The stupidity of that must have been off the charts

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 08:51 PM (3iBPp)

415 It's commies and hos, all the way down.
Posted by: That guy who always says...

Somebody should write a tune Commies and Hos to the tune of buttons and bows....

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:51 PM (arJlL)

416
Plus her mouth was closed which helped.


"Sweetie, you look much better with your mouth closed. You sound better, too."

... and that's when the donnybrook began, Your Honor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 08:51 PM (pNxlR)

417 Isn't Cardi B the woman that admitted to robbing and beating her johns when she was a hooker?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:51 PM (qlFIA)

418
I don't think deleting texts actually deletes them.everywhere they're stored?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (J8nVw)

________


"We, Russia, China, North Korea, etc. all have your text messages right next to Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails." -- Bob from the NSA (soon to be the Pre-Thoughtcrime Unit)

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:51 PM (WqPYg)

419
So...would that make McCabe the jockey in this threesome?


Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:49 PM (qlFIA)


The term is "Lucky Pierre".

Posted by: Andy McCabe at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (2N7oZ)

420
I always wondered why the NRA doesn't push people to sign up a girl friend, wife, sibling, grandpa, or buddy. Even if you pay there dues, there has to be someone willing to join for free. If everyone did this with just one person, the NRA membership would double.
Posted by: Quint

I bought my kids lifetime memberships, so they will always be tainted and can't work for Democrats.

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (JZkes)

421 The stupidity of that must have been off the charts


Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 08:51 PM (3iBPp)

I doubt he could understand her. Lord knows I can't.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (rCwaK)

422 How does anyone have time for an affair, seriously? Morals aside, the logistical aspects--along with the work it would take to remember all the lies--would be too daunting to be worth it.
Posted by: troyriser at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (pr6Sg)


It helps if you're banging someone at work, particularly if there's travel. One place I worked had a few extracurricular couples who would take long lunch breaks and sneak into each other's hotel rooms while at client sites.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (wGeit)

423 ... and that's when the donnybrook began, Your Honor.

___

Should have told her to calm her tits. That always works.

Posted by: Obligatory at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (qlFIA)

424 379 Wait until we find out Epstein was providing kids to FBI personnel. You know it's coming.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:45 PM (qpX6U)

Yeah... I think they're pretty much all pedos and pervs. Every senior leader in this country, for the most part. The bureaucracy, the media, most of the corporate sphere, all of the Democratic Party, and probably half of the Republicans.

How do you even fight something this large?

Same way you eat a whale. One bite at a time.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (O4K4J)

425 >>.Cardi B and Joe Biden Talk Presidential Election, Coronavirus, Police Brutality and More


Did she then drug him and steal his wallet?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (HmZuC)

426
What? A minority without an obamapho?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2020 08:50 PM (KUNWw)

-----------

I think they're surgically attached to their heads.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (mht8P)

427 Fun Fact: When Strzok has a happy ending he makes the same faces as when he testifed before Congress.

Posted by: JuJuBee





Objective Observer: "Holy Shit, this dude looks Satanic!"

Lisa Page: "Nah, that's just his Fuck Face."

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (BM2fS)

428 Ha, idiot CA gov Newsom signs "emergency" measure allowing utilities to ...... get electricity from real sources (i.e., coal, gas, nuke), I think it's a waiver from the normal, totally idiotic "renewables %" requirements that impoverish and damage this state.

Tiny, ephemeral, non-material level of satisfaction today, both online and in real life, hearing people agree with or initiate "WTF, is this a Third World country, how can there not be sufficient grid power for a hot week of weather???".

One wag has suggested this year is God's last, tongue-in-cheek "test" for CA voters - will even, literally, ruining their lives thru idiotic govt. policies move them to vote differently?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (OTzUX)

429 I was just angrily pondering on the fact my post-combat in Afghanistan Marine son was denied his right to vote for Romney because of a corrupt POC who deliberately transposed a false email address to his form (and I witnessed this).

Then I thought, "Well, at least he'll never have to feel the shame of having voted for that feckless, elitist tool."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

430 Isn't Cardi B the woman that admitted to robbing and beating her johns when she was a hooker?
Posted by: 18-1

Natural born Democrat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)

431 Isn't Cardi B the woman that admitted to robbing and beating her johns when she was a hooker?


Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:51 PM (qlFIA)


That's pretty much my job description.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 17, 2020 08:53 PM (2N7oZ)

432 Makes the judas priest song Grinder take on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division




Pretty sure everyone knew exactly what Rob Halford was singing about even in the early years.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (BM2fS)

433 If PDT pardons Obama and Hillary tomorrow, what will Ace do to the blog? Flaming skulls? Humpbot? Humpbot riding flaming skulls?

Posted by: jmel at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (bVhJi)

434 "I don't think deleting texts actually deletes them.everywhere they're stored?"

All internet protocol traffic is intercepted, decrypted if needed, and stored by the intelligence services of every advanced nation. I thought everybody knew that.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (qpX6U)

435 Antifa are better than Patriots
@EmilyGorsenski

Does anyone have high quality images of the Trump Boat rally that show boat names or registration numbers so that I can start doxing?

https://tinyurl.com/y4f4aylp

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (wiXsO)

436 Fox is going to cover the Democratic Party Convention? I would rather put my dick in the sink garbage disposal.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (h3FHK)

437
I don't think deleting texts actually deletes them.everywhere they're stored?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (J8nVw)


No, it does not. The moment you push [ Enter ],
[ Post ], or [ Send ], assume whatever pearls of wisdom tat you just shared are out there forever.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 08:55 PM (pNxlR)

438 Sanity Clause

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 08:55 PM (+ya+t)

439 Anyone remaining in California has got to be an idiot. NO EXCEPTIONS, FFS. Make it happen, whatever you gotta do. Pretend you're a Jew in 1939. Not far off.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:55 PM (rCwaK)

440 430 Isn't Cardi B the woman that admitted to robbing and beating her johns when she was a hooker?
Posted by: 18-1

Natural born Democrat.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)


That's what she says. I don't know whether she actually did it or she's just doing the feminist Down With the Patriarchy thing.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 08:55 PM (wGeit)

441 I find it amazing how the Left has been able to weaponize shame, BUT ONLY AGAINST THEIR OPPONENTS.


You will be shamed and punished for being a "racist" or a "hater" or a "bigot" for anything you say or do that disagrees with them but as for actually shameful behavior, like this FBI love tryst, nah...nothing to see here... let alone apologize for or actually be...you know...ashamed of. Nope.

What a fucked up Alice in Wonderland world we live in.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 17, 2020 08:55 PM (7k/uO)

442 How does anyone have time for an affair, seriously? Morals aside, the logistical aspects--along with the work it would take to remember all the lies--would be too daunting to be worth it.
Posted by: troyriser at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (pr6Sg)

Depends. If you work long hours or travel a lot, there's plenty of time. I had two or three potential opportunities and nobody would've been the wiser. However, I a) took my vows seriously and b) followed the age old advice of not dipping the pen in company ink.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

443 Commies and Hoes, Commies and Hoes,
I gotta have me my commies and hoes!
Nachos, Lemonheads, my dad's boat
You wont go down cuz my dick can float.....

Posted by: Huff and Doback at August 17, 2020 08:55 PM (Z+IKu)

444 Through the Vatican?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 08:56 PM (uhGSf)

445 The McCloskeys will be participating in the GOP convention.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 08:56 PM (xPl2J)

446 I'm very disappointed with the president. Everyone in Washington has had Lisa Page. It's his turn but he flat-out refuses.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 17, 2020 08:56 PM (nce2I)

447 Pretty sure everyone knew exactly what Rob Halford was singing about even in the early years.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (BM2fS)

I didn't know until I watched the movie Rockstar which was very loosely based on Halford /Judas Priest. I never listen to them growing up.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 08:56 PM (2DOZq)

448 The Dem ShitShow is about to start on FOX.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 08:57 PM (luzVb)

449 This Cardio C gal has really got it goin' on!

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 08:57 PM (EgshT)

450 Pretty sure everyone knew exactly what Rob Halford was singing about even in the early years.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (BM2fS)


Yep. Bob fucking Dylan.

Posted by: Joan Baez at August 17, 2020 08:57 PM (2N7oZ)

451 Omg, how long has it been since we saw the humpbot?

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2020 08:57 PM (R4aZ2)

452 436 Fox is going to cover the Democratic Party Convention? I would rather put my dick in the sink garbage disposal.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (h3FHK)


Trust me, you don't wanna do that.

Posted by: Guy who lost dick in garbage disposal at August 17, 2020 08:57 PM (8k7U7)

453 .Cardi B and Joe Biden Talk Presidential Election, Coronavirus, Police Brutality and More





Did she then drug him and steal his wallet?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (HmZuC)

I don't think drugs would be needed. Its like taking candy from a baby.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2020 08:57 PM (9Om/r)

454 Wait, who did who now? Never mind. Gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 17, 2020 08:57 PM (csiRd)

455 "The Best Thing I Ever Ate" is on the Food Network at 9:00.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2020 08:58 PM (ptqGC)

456 "Isn't Cardi B the woman that ..."

Has major butt injections, which automatically qualifies her to be covered by every MSM outlet daily. That's all it takes to be an "influencer" these days.

That reminds me! I'm setting up Fyre Festival Two: Return of the Suckers. Register for your spot now!

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:58 PM (qpX6U)

457 You forgot: 'I want to bang this and hope 'I' don't find out when I sober up.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 08:22 PM (cI3Q7)


That would be what you call yer Coyote date. Where you chew yer arm off to keep from waking her up.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 17, 2020 08:58 PM (GrCRm)

458 Yeah... I think they're pretty much all pedos and pervs. Every senior leader in this country, for the most part. The bureaucracy, the media, most of the corporate sphere, all of the Democratic Party, and probably half of the Republicans.

How do you even fight something this large?

Same way you eat a whale. One bite at a time.
Posted by: Cato


One round at a time.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2020 08:58 PM (KUNWw)

459 319
Every American institution has been thoroughly corrupted. We're fucking Mexico now.
___

Pretty sure that's the other way around.


Posted by: Some illegal on welfare at August 17, 2020 08:40 PM (qlFIA)

_________


*golf clap*

Well played ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:58 PM (WqPYg)

460 > 436 Fox is going to cover the Democratic Party Convention? I would rather put my dick in the sink garbage disposal.

PPV?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 08:58 PM (3H9h1)

461 No, Miley, not by a long shot of course, but an AOSHQ tradition, ignorantly presuming and lecturing about other places. For extra credit, you can join our regular who routinely wishes for nuclear attacks on cities out here.

Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 08:58 PM (OTzUX)

462 Pretty sure everyone knew exactly what Rob Halford was singing about even in the early years.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (BM2fS)


Ram It Down

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 08:58 PM (xPl2J)

463 All internet protocol traffic is intercepted, decrypted if needed, and stored by the intelligence services of every advanced nation. I thought everybody knew that.
Posted by: gp

Except Noone maintains the ancient text parsers for this place.

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2020 08:59 PM (JZkes)

464
AOC wants to inaugurate a "national progressive pen pals" network in order to save the Post Office. By writing mash notes. And then mailing them. With stamps.

https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1295423528519585801

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

465 Trump is not only stealing all the mail boxes.

Classic Trump jiu-jitsu move coming up. Keep bleating about the Post Office, Dems!

The USPS, of all entities, applied for a patent for a blockchain voting system on Feb 7th. It purports to separate identification from the vote and keep it securely. If true, Dems will start clamoring for in-person voting again, because they're pretty good at gaming that system, using their inner city judges.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2020 09:00 PM (CTJwJ)

466 You will be shamed and punished for being a "racist" or a "hater" or a "bigot" for anything you say or do that disagrees with them but as for actually shameful behavior, like this FBI love tryst, nah...nothing to see here... let alone apologize for or actually be...you know...ashamed of. Nope.

What a fucked up Alice in Wonderland world we live in.
Posted by: LGoPs at August 17, 2020 08:55 PM (7k/uO)

"What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we will no longer recognize the truth at all." -Valery Legasov

This is what the public school systems and the media have wrought. It is only because of the Internet that we have any sources of truth in our lives at all anymore.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 17, 2020 09:00 PM (O4K4J)

467 It's beginning.

Posted by: That Guy Who Always Thinks It's Beginning at August 17, 2020 09:00 PM (DMUuz)

468 So all our fart jokes are eternal?

Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 09:00 PM (XTyi0)

469 Antifa are better than Patriots
@EmilyGorsenski

Does anyone have high quality images of the Trump Boat rally that show boat names or registration numbers so that I can start doxing?

https://tinyurl.com/y4f4aylp
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (wiXsO)


What an idiot. Go to any harbor pick a random boat and you'll have 85% chance it will a Trump voter.

Only the most expensive yahts would lean demcong.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 09:00 PM (15yMb)

470 Mike Obama is going to amble up to the podium and grunt incoherently for a period of time.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 09:01 PM (luzVb)

471 That big ol' bubble butt really makes my leg hairs stand on end.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 09:01 PM (EgshT)

472 No, Miley, not by a long shot of course, but an
AOSHQ tradition, ignorantly presuming and lecturing about other places.
For extra credit, you can join our regular who routinely wishes for
nuclear attacks on cities out here.



Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 08:58 PM (OTzUX)

I've lived in Cali (SF VAlley and San Diego) and visited the Castro in SF (*gag*). It's not hard to leave.
Meanwhile, I still pray that NYC can be nuked before DeBlasio turns it into the movie.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 09:01 PM (rCwaK)

473 Isn't Cardi B the woman that admitted to robbing and beating her johns when she was a hooker?


Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2020 08:51 PM (qlFIA)


I think she would slip them a mickey and then rob them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 09:01 PM (3iBPp)

474 >>> Cardi B and Joe Biden Talk Presidential Election, Coronavirus, Police Brutality and More






The stupidity of that must have been off the charts
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 08:51 PM (3iBPp)


======

Where he said he has four children and five grandchildren. He has seven grandchildren

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 09:01 PM (1Xx0L)

475 OF ALL THE BAT THREADS ACE HAS POSTED
THIS IS THE ONE THAT GROSSES US MOSTED

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:02 PM (J8nVw)

476 1st week sec schedule is lame, but better than nothing. Uk auburn could be interesting.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 09:02 PM (uhGSf)

477 Fox is going to cover the Democratic Party Convention? I would rather put my dick in the sink garbage disposal.


Yeah, I'm switching to SEC Now. And hey, they picked up Roman Harper as a talking head. Though McElroy is seriously kissing his ass.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 09:02 PM (yQpMk)

478 I am back in Arlington. NOT watching the left so if a bomb goes off or Stalin or Lenin show up, let me know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:02 PM (OVEfo)

479 "The USPS, of all entities, applied for a patent for a blockchain voting system on Feb 7th. "

If it runs as fast as my Bitcoin wallet runs, then we should have a final vote count by 2029.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 09:02 PM (qpX6U)

480
So who's listening to Big Mike tonight? Are you taping down your junk in order to "Be Like Mike"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:02 PM (pNxlR)

481 Where he said he has four children and five grandchildren. He has seven grandchildren

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 09:01 PM (1Xx0L)

So he didn't just exclude Hunter's stripper baby. He forgot another one too.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 09:02 PM (xPl2J)

482 >>>
So he didn't just exclude Hunter's stripper baby. He forgot another one too.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 09:02 PM (xPl2J)

=====

Apparently.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 09:03 PM (1Xx0L)

483 Pretty sure everyone knew exactly what Rob Halford was singing about even in the early years.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (BM2fS)





Yeah, we all knew. He had a habit of dressing like he was going out for a night out at the blue oyster.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2020 09:03 PM (9Om/r)

484 throuple? A Page sandwich? Shit, I hope there is video.

Marriage vows ain't worth warm spit at the FBI apparently. Neither is their word.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2020 09:03 PM (Z4rgH)

485
Ha, idiot CA gov Newsom signs "emergency" measure allowing utilities to ...... get electricity from real sources (i.e., coal, gas, nuke), I think it's a waiver from the normal, totally idiotic "renewables %" requirements that impoverish and damage this state.

Quick! Build a power plant!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2020 09:03 PM (aKsyK)

486 Sean Hannity, idiot, says that the kicked-in-the-head trucker is recovering.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 09:04 PM (luzVb)

487 -... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . .-.-.-

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2020 09:04 PM (DMUuz)

488 483 Pretty sure everyone knew exactly what Rob Halford was singing about even in the early years.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (BM2fS)





Yeah, we all knew. He had a habit of dressing like he was going out for a night out at the blue oyster.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2020 09:03 PM (9Om/r)

Being the sheltered soul I was, I had no idea Halford was ghey until he publicly came out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

489 The Strzok to Page to McCabe SpitRoast didn't quite work out, as the penii could not quite reach the intended targets.

Posted by: motionview at August 17, 2020 09:04 PM (pYQR/)

490 Where he said he has four children and five grandchildren. He has seven grandchildren

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 09:01 PM (1Xx0L)

So he didn't just exclude Hunter's stripper baby. He forgot another one too.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 09:02 PM (xPl2J)

Ah we all make mistakes, as sure as I have 8 fingers 6 toes and 3 balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:04 PM (OVEfo)

491 Well, Lisa Page did graduate from the FBI Academy Magnum Cum Dumpster.

Posted by: Roy at August 17, 2020 09:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

492 What's a couple grandkids?

20 grand amirite?

Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (XTyi0)

493 Does anyone have high quality images of the Trump Boat rally that show
boat names or registration numbers so that I can start doxing?

Maybe you should start at the Sturgis biker rally first.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (+ya+t)

494 am i the only one watching this shit?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (CqHIp)

495 "Ha, idiot CA gov Newsom signs "emergency" measure allowing utilities to ...... get electricity from real sources (i.e., coal, gas, nuke), I think it's a waiver from the normal, totally idiotic "renewables %" requirements that impoverish and damage this state.

Quick! Build a power plant!"

Won't work because the electric distribution system will be shut down, to prevent wildfire lawsuits like the last one they had to pay.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (qpX6U)

496 The Devil's Three-way

Posted by: Josephistan at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (ngOkC)

497 The USPS, of all entities, applied for a patent for a blockchain voting system on Feb 7th.

-

The people who can't deliver a package to the correct address are forced to do this because a man who can't keep a Windows update from blue-screening a fully-functional PC has decided he is going to cure a cold virus.

What a great timeline.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (HYdwY)

498 Well Miley, mileage varies, and so does what people do where they live. I've found something to like everywhere I've lived or visited, but nothing remotely matching up with my interests like here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (OTzUX)

499 496 The Devil's Three-way
Posted by: Josephistan at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (ngOkC)

Spit roast

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

500 So this page gal was fucking the whole fbi? Well I am in VA, anyone have her cell number?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (OVEfo)

501 Miklos, Publius and I will never own smartphones*
*provided that these flip phones continue to work. And should it come to that, there will be NO apps. Calls only.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 08:33 PM (rCwaK)

I am with ya. The only reason I got a smart phone was I lost my flip phone and got pressured by a visiting relative. I have never upgraded the thing and plan to look into dumb phones. I recall there was an expensive Nokia out there that was a dumb phone, but gave you a decent amount of web access if needed.

I hate having an Android because I hate Google.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (VQsGS)

502
Wish he'd take away all the toll booths.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 08:50 PM (mht8P)

_________


If he confiscated all the masks he'd win in a 57-state landslide.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (WqPYg)

503
I saw Hunter's Stripper Baby open for the Sex Pistols at Wembly in '92.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (pNxlR)

504 I've lived in Cali (SF VAlley and San Diego) and visited the Castro in SF (*gag*). It's not hard to leave.
Meanwhile, I still pray that NYC can be nuked before DeBlasio turns it into the movie.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 09:01 PM (rCwaK)


It can be hard to leave when you have aging family or a career for which jobs are scarce outside NYC and San Francisco.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (wGeit)

505 494 am i the only one watching this shit?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (CqHIp)

Appears so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (OVEfo)

506 Being the sheltered soul I was, I had no idea Halford was ghey until he publicly came out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

Well, he is English so it's hard sometimes with those fellas.

Like Archie Bunker said.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (Z+IKu)

507 What's a couple grandkids?

20 grand amirite?




Same as in town.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (yQpMk)

508 Well Miley, mileage varies, and so does what people
do where they live. I've found something to like everywhere I've lived
or visited, but nothing remotely matching up with my interests like
here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (OTzUX)
Fair enough, but you're still insane to live there.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (rCwaK)

509 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine! Yes, I am a ham radio operator.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (qpX6U)

510 Did someone ask him how many or was that in his opening remarks?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (uhGSf)

511 Looks like the Dems lame fake nomination party will be shown on 50 channels. Will the Bernie bros try to disrupt and attack? Cuz that would make me watch

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

512 AOC wants to inaugurate a "national progressive pen pals" network in order to save the Post Office. By writing mash notes. And then mailing them. With stamps.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

---

Post Office: We are losing $x on every piece of mail!

Also Post Office: We'll make it up in volume!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (Rvt88)

513
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (CqHIp)


We did draw straws

Yours was the shortest

Take one for the team

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (pNxlR)

514 Pretty sure everyone knew exactly what Rob Halford was singing about even in the early years.

-

Remember when it was completely fine to not give a sh*t if someone was sexually aroused by feces?

Right about when that same demographic started screaming stuff about "behind closed doors."

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (HYdwY)

515 The Dems'disconnection with reality should really be their weakness. They want to treat mailboxes as if each individual mailbox was a polling place.

But if you can find a mailbox that is no longer there, just walk a few blocks and see if you can't find another. If you can, your vote is not being suppressed!

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (TQvMD)

516 well I thought Tucker said that FOX was covering it. I guess not.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (luzVb)

517


Hannity is playing the Cardi B and Slow Joe talk. She sounds like a retarded Charo. Which is weird that she has that accent since she was born in NYC

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (3iBPp)

518 >>> I am with ya. The only reason I got a smart phone was I lost my flip phone and got pressured by a visiting relative. I have never upgraded the thing and plan to look into dumb phones. I recall there was an expensive Nokia out there that was a dumb phone, but gave you a decent amount of web access if needed.

I hate having an Android because I hate Google.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (VQsGS)

=======

Hate google more than Apple, thus this is an iPhone. Though my current is three years old. Would love to make it to four.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (1Xx0L)

519
am i the only one watching this shit?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM


yes

please to be keeping us posted, k thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (aUm7V)

520 I am with ya. The only reason I got a smart phone
was I lost my flip phone and got pressured by a visiting relative. I
have never upgraded the thing and plan to look into dumb phones. I
recall there was an expensive Nokia out there that was a dumb phone, but
gave you a decent amount of web access if needed.

I hate having an Android because I hate Google.


Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 09:06 PM (VQsGS)

LOL - I don't even know what this means.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (rCwaK)

521 Not even my hubby the dem is watching the shitshow
thank goodness

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:08 PM (J8nVw)

522 I get no respect, I tell ya.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 17, 2020 09:08 PM (EgshT)

523 God I miss live music.

A blunt, some beers, and anything, cowboy punk, white-boy blues, rocksbilly, anything demented, and yeah, weed.

Posted by: Any Random FBI Pervert at August 17, 2020 09:08 PM (s8vyI)

524 Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM (OTzUX)
Fair enough, but you're still insane to live there.
Posted by: Miley

But the good kind of insane, amirite?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 09:08 PM (Rvt88)

525 If Ms. Page wears a mask, then count me in, too!

Posted by: Gov Jay Inslee at August 17, 2020 09:08 PM (ogCFo)

526 If everyone did this with just one person, the NRA membership would double."



Goody! More bling for LaPierre's girlfriend.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (qpX6U)
if Lapierre needs to go, then fine. But let's have that conversation after the election.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 09:08 PM (VQsGS)

527
Hannity is playing the Cardi B and Slow Joe talk. She sounds like a retarded Charo.



S/he's ugly as shit too.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 09:08 PM (luzVb)

528 Cardi B makes Kamala look like a nun.

Posted by: JEM at August 17, 2020 09:09 PM (8erNz)

529 am i the only one watching this shit?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM

yes

please to be keeping us posted, k thx
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (aUm7V)

yes, thanks. you are the best.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)

530 The intended Page-pegging-McCabe-blowing-Strzok spit roast was also a fiasco as McCabe and Strzok kept slap-fighting over who got the be peggee/blower.

Posted by: motionview at August 17, 2020 09:09 PM (pYQR/)

531 Well whaddaya know? I just got infected by something called "crepote". Anybody else?

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 09:09 PM (qpX6U)

532 But the good kind of insane, amirite?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 09:08 PM (Rvt8

I wish all Morons well. But I worry.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 09:09 PM (rCwaK)

533 Corn Pop to make special appearance tonight at the convention!

Posted by: Auspex at August 17, 2020 09:09 PM (uvUaL)

534 Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (BM2fS)

I didn't. I have no idea who Paul Halford is, what group he sang with or what he sang.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2020 09:09 PM (WkPC9)

535 428
Ha, idiot CA gov Newsom signs "emergency" measure allowing utilities to
...... get electricity from real sources (i.e., coal, gas, nuke), I
think it's a waiver from the normal, totally idiotic "renewables %"
requirements that impoverish and damage this state.



Tiny, ephemeral, non-material level of satisfaction today, both
online and in real life, hearing people agree with or initiate "WTF, is
this a Third World country, how can there not be sufficient grid power
for a hot week of weather???".



One wag has suggested this year is God's last, tongue-in-cheek
"test" for CA voters - will even, literally, ruining their lives thru
idiotic govt. policies move them to vote differently?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (OTzUX)

__________


Heard also that California wants to force people who flee the state to continue paying 10 years of CA state income taxes. [Hope it's not retroactive, but they won't get a dime from us -- even if we have to spend our fortunes in court].

Get out while the getting is good (like we did 7 years ago), CA horders and hordettes!

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 09:10 PM (WqPYg)

536 In reality hoors are not attractive people.

Hollywood is less thann truthful at times.

Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 09:10 PM (XTyi0)

537 It can be hard to leave when you have aging family or a career for which jobs are scarce outside NYC and San Francisco.
Posted by: Ace's liver

Yes. My aunt and uncle are both in their 80's. Been in the same house since 1961. No way they could move.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2020 09:10 PM (R4aZ2)

538 saw a billboard for GOA gun owners of ametica, I guess
who are they?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:10 PM (J8nVw)

539 well I thought Tucker said that FOX was covering it. I guess not.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 09:07 PM (luzVb)

Apparently it is on fox business

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:10 PM (OVEfo)

540 Never heard of Cardi B, but was she sitting in a milk-filled bathtub with Fruit Loops? Isn't that the way these things are done?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 09:10 PM (OTzUX)

541 Man, this convention shit is boring so far.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 09:11 PM (sWM8x)

542 Heard also that California wants to force people who
flee the state to continue paying 10 years of CA state income taxes.
[Hope it's not retroactive, but they won't get a dime from us -- even if
we have to spend our fortunes in court].

Get out while the getting is good (like we did 7 years ago), CA horders and hordettes!


Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 09:10 PM (WqPYg)\How would that work?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 09:11 PM (rCwaK)

543 Yes, that tooth-to-gum ratio, whoa (Nellie).

Posted by: Stout at August 17, 2020 09:11 PM (EHSFD)

544
I didn't. I have no idea who Paul Halford is, what group he sang with or what he sang.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2020 09:09 PM


Paul Halford is the guy what shoots pork chops with a snub-nosed .38 on you tube

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 09:11 PM (aUm7V)

545 If Ms. Page wears a mask, then count me in, too! Posted by: Gov Jay Inslee

Grab me a highchair and I'm right there with ya!

Posted by: Gov. DeWinemom at August 17, 2020 09:11 PM (EgshT)

546 ew...small business guy is on.....in his business....very dirty rundown kitchen.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 17, 2020 09:11 PM (CqHIp)

547 am i the only one watching this shit?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 17, 2020 09:05 PM
---
The weird thing is that I don't want to stick my face in a cage full of rats either.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2020 09:11 PM (TQvMD)

548 Cardi B drugged her "clients" then robbed them and she admitted it on video.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 17, 2020 09:12 PM (dKiJG)

549 Sittin here by the campfire listening to Ray Wylie Hubbard is OK, but live with the sweat, the pops, the wild once-in-a-lifetime solos, is what I want.

The Waterloo in Louisville, CO, is good. The Green Parrot in Key West is another.

Posted by: Any Random FBI Pervert at August 17, 2020 09:12 PM (s8vyI)

550

It's well past time to go full Pinochet on Portland

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 09:12 PM (3iBPp)

551 >>>
Paul Halford is the guy what shoots pork chops with a snub-nosed .38 on you tube
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 09:11 PM (aUm7V)

======

Are they smoked? If so, could have combined yesterday's food thread with the gun thread.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 09:12 PM (1Xx0L)

552
I'm guessing that Cardi B isn't the flip side of the Cardi A cardiac workout DVD.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:12 PM (pNxlR)

553 546

phoenixgirl deserves a bonus or something ...this is some harrowing stuff she's gotta see for us

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:13 PM (J8nVw)

554 Cardi B drugged her "clients" then robbed them and she admitted it on video.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 17, 2020 09:12 PM (dKiJG)

As long as she's not a White Supremacist it's fine.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 09:13 PM (3b/EV)

555 Infidel

A decade. I don't go to Hot Air anymore.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

556 I guess I'm going back to YewTewb.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at August 17, 2020 09:13 PM (rCwaK)

557 Cardi B drugged her "clients" then robbed them and she admitted it on video.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 17, 2020 09:12 PM (dKiJG)


The perfect representative of the Democrat Party

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 09:13 PM (3iBPp)

558
The humpbot was never all that.

Just saying.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:14 PM (pNxlR)

559 347 Sure would be nice if it came to light that Romney was doing Lisa. What do you think now, Utah?


In before the Utah J _ _ z jokes.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at August 17, 2020 09:14 PM (9X60i)

560 Heard also that California wants to force people who
flee the state to continue paying 10 years of CA state income taxes.
[Hope it's not retroactive, but they won't get a dime from us -- even if
we have to spend our fortunes in court].

Get out while the getting is good (like we did 7 years ago), CA horders and hordettes!


Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 09:10 PM (WqPYg)\How would that work?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hy
That is the plan. Over $15 million you owe a wealth tax- not in income. Crazy. Retroactive and they claim ithey will follow you fir10 years and collect in your wealth (global) every year

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 09:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

561 Sean Hannity, idiot, has great respect for Anthony Fauci.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 09:15 PM (luzVb)

562 420
I always wondered why the NRA doesn't push people to sign up a girl friend, wife, sibling, grandpa, or buddy. Even if you pay there dues, there has to be someone willing to join for free. If everyone did this with just one person, the NRA membership would double.
Posted by: Quint

I bought my kids lifetime memberships, so they will always be tainted and can't work for Democrats.
Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2020 08:52 PM (JZkes)
My wife bought me my membership, I have a good wife

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 17, 2020 09:15 PM (dKiJG)

563 Well, in a couple years there will be Linux smartphones, owing fealty neither to google nor apple ... my PinePhone Braveheart is working pretty well these days, for certain values of pretty good, anyway.
Ready for the consumer market in a year or two.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 17, 2020 09:15 PM (vMGcs)

564 Yes. My aunt and uncle are both in their 80's. Been in the same house since 1961. No way they could move.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2020 09:10 PM (R4aZ2)


In my case it's my mother. She's over 80 now and would never consider moving. And it would be a mistake anyway - older people do better in surroundings with which they're familiar.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 09:15 PM (wGeit)

565 Paul Halford is the guy what shoots pork chops with a snub-nosed .38 on you tube
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 09:11 PM (aUm7V)

======

Meant Rob Halford.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2020 09:15 PM (WkPC9)

566 Most hated Trump not because he hated or ridiculed them, but because he found them useless, as we saw from the fixations of John Brennan and James Clapper to the dazed pundits of NeverTrump to the wise men of the retired military.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y2brofzf

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 09:15 PM (/jZjK)

567 There's a pro Antifa Twitter blue check that's asking for close up pics of the pro Trump boaters so she could dox them.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at August 17, 2020 09:16 PM (X8Oz/)

568 That is the plan. Over $15 million you owe a wealth tax- not in income. Crazy. Retroactive and they claim ithey will follow you fir10 years and collect in your wealth (global) every year
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 09:14 PM (Ed8Zd_


That's a proposal in the legislature. I don't think it has any chance of passing, though.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 09:16 PM (wGeit)

569 Crap, just burned half of my brats (no, not a euphemism) as grill flared up while I topping off my drink. Dagnabit!!!

On the bright side, now they are just like how dear old dad used to make them.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 09:16 PM (1Xx0L)

570 throuple? A Page sandwich? Shit, I hope there is video.


Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2020 09:03 PM (Z4rgH)

If there's video I'm going to hope I can go back in time and stop video from ever being invented.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 09:16 PM (3b/EV)

571
I always wondered why the NRA doesn't push people to sign up a girl friend, wife, sibling, grandpa, or buddy. Even if you pay there dues, there has to be someone willing to join for free. If everyone did this with just one person, the NRA membership would double.


Doxx really obnoxious anti-gun types by signing them up with the NRA for a year. Pay in cash, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:17 PM (pNxlR)

572 Champaigne anyone?

Posted by: Steve Kroft at August 17, 2020 09:17 PM (9dzlp)

573 I always wondered why the NRA doesn't push people to sign up a girl friend, wife, sibling, grandpa, or buddy. Even if you pay there dues, there has to be someone willing to join for free. If everyone did this with just one person, the NRA membership would double.

Posted by: Quint

-

Imagine the gun component bans they could support with that level of membership.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:17 PM (9UP7H)

574 ll internet protocol traffic is intercepted,
decrypted if needed, and stored by the intelligence services of every
advanced nation. I thought everybody knew that.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (qpX6U)

Should I have made that crack about the French?

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 09:17 PM (VQsGS)

575 Crap, just burned half of my brats (no, not a euphemism) as grill flared up


Parenting is tough.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 09:17 PM (luzVb)

576 Is the Democrat National Conjob over yet?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 09:17 PM (3b/EV)

577 What are the odds Strzok slept with McCabe? Lisa was the beard and a gummy one at that.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (nce2I)

---------

Look, a Party-connected intelligence agent tied up at the hip with a private street-army would never have his homosexuality tolerated by the broader organization. Let alone engage in it with the silent acquiescence of his superiors, in the event they may want to use it to compromise him publicly at a later date.

Posted by: Ernst Roehm at August 17, 2020 09:17 PM (xkm5f)

578 Gateway Pundit is saying the man beaten in Portland isn't dead. he's unconscious and still in the hospital.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (JKNZq)

579 Duncanthrax

I knew you were going to signal that!

- .... . ... . / .- .-. . / -. --- - / - .... . / ... -.- .- -. -.- ... / -.-- --- ..- / .-- . .-. . / .-.. --- --- -.- .. -. --. / ..-. --- .-. .-.-.-

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

580 I bet Gwen Moore could do a good Carol Channing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (sWM8x)

581 439

I moved out of the Bay Area beginning of the year

Posted by: bigstarxxx at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (pvJV4)

582 ll internet protocol traffic is intercepted,

decrypted if needed, and stored by the intelligence services of every

advanced nation. I thought everybody knew that.



Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (qpX6U)


Eh the joke's on them.

Posted by: Midget Bowling Porn at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (3b/EV)

583 Everyone knows you cook the brats with a baseball bat.

Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (XTyi0)

584 Shadow Gate says the Obama phones were data collection devices.
The data / personal profile was used (multi-bot) to increase intensity and direct it in Ferguson.
etc

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (/jZjK)

585 487
-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . .-.-.-

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2020 09:04 PM (DMUuz)

----------------------------------------------

So, I know Morse code and can copy/send at around 20 WPM. What I've never been able to figure out is, does that make me really cool, or really uncool? It's a fine line sometimes, I know.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (+3rQF)

586 435 tedridinghood beat me to it.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at August 17, 2020 09:19 PM (X8Oz/)

587 Dem convention Tonight's schedule



The National Anthem performed virtually by a multicultural choir with
singers representing all 50 states, the District of Columbia, the
Cheyenne Nation and five territories




Are they going to take a knee during it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 09:19 PM (3iBPp)

588 Now when I think about the FBI this is what I visualize. https://tinyurl.com/y5yoyywg

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 17, 2020 09:20 PM (DBPIP)

589 whose National Anthem?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 09:20 PM (luzVb)

590 Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 09:16 PM (3b/EV)

Maybe she's super flexible

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 09:20 PM (IYHxL)

591 i can't...it's awful.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 17, 2020 09:20 PM (CqHIp)

592 That thing about doxing the boaters, really points out why I think we're never going to see Trump's tax returns. They will run every business Trump is interested in. It they will demand that the business disassociate themselves from Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2020 09:20 PM (TQvMD)

593 578 Gateway Pundit is saying the man beaten in Portland isn't dead. he's unconscious and still in the hospital.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (JKNZq)


Gun laws be damned. If I lived in the Portland area there's no way I would travel without a gun.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 09:20 PM (wGeit)

594 2020 the year of the dem cocksuckers.

Page is probably even with harris.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2020 09:20 PM (1+CaC)

595 Double NRA's membership then they could really buy nice suits and take cruises with Knob Krystol.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 09:20 PM (/jZjK)

596 Champaigne anyone?
Posted by: Steve Kroft at August 17, 2020 09:17 PM (9dzlp)
Yes
Our favorite is veuve clicquot

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (dKiJG)

597 The Swamp truly is a disgusting place.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (S+F2a)

598 Ya know, we can have a lot of fun with 5 Eyes Intelligence based on the crazy stuff we text.

If they believed us.

Let's all schedule meeting with Lisa Page for info drops. Insomniac, you are number 1.

Rest of the male Horde count off in alphabetical order of nic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

599 no blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (40ipg)

600
The National Anthem performed virtually by a multicultural choir with singers representing all 50 states, the District of Columbia, the Cheyenne Nation and five territories


Did they distribute the Spot the Trannies BINGO cards prior to that happening? I heard that the prizes would be fabulous!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (pNxlR)

601 I prefer real paigne.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (luzVb)

602 Gateway Pundit is saying the man beaten in Portland isn't dead. he's unconscious and still in the hospital.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (JKNZq)


How many hours before it is a coma?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (15yMb)

603
Cardi B drugged her "clients" then robbed them and she admitted it on video.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio


Could have stabbed them with her fingernails.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2020 09:22 PM (aKsyK)

604 Pennsyltucky

Really cool. Almost retro, like spaceships with big landing fins.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

605 So, I know Morse code and can copy/send at around 20 WPM. What I've never been able to figure out is, does that make me really cool, or really uncool? It's a fine line sometimes, I know.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky


That depends on which future feudal kingdom you join.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2020 09:22 PM (S+F2a)

606 Is Comey tonight?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 09:22 PM (uhGSf)

607

Althouse is leaning Biden.

She should be FORCED to watch this shit.

Posted by: Greange at August 17, 2020 09:22 PM (lQuiT)

608
More from tonight's Dim Convention:


"The Path Forward: A Conversation with Vice President Biden on Racial
Justice," feat. social justice activist Jamira Burley, Chicago Mayor
Lori E. Lightfoot, Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo, NAACP President
Derrick Johnson, and author Gwen Carr, mother of Eric Garner




It's going to be full on hate America and whitey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 09:22 PM (3iBPp)

609 Rest of the male Horde count off in alphabetical order of nic.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (u82oZ)


The first rule of the Order of Nic is that there is no Order of Nic.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 17, 2020 09:23 PM (AiZBA)

610 11 That place is sounding more and more like a dormitory.
Posted by: Tommy V at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (GCivW)

...

Or the Olympic Village.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 17, 2020 09:23 PM (yL25O)

611 Gateway Pundit is saying the man beaten in Portland isn't dead. he's unconscious and still in the hospital.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (JKNZq)
---
Yeah, Covid is no joke.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2020 09:23 PM (TQvMD)

612 The convention is pretty lame so far. Terrible, actually.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 09:23 PM (sWM8x)

613
Let's all schedule meeting with Lisa Page for info drops. Insomniac, you are number 1.

Rest of the male Horde count off in alphabetical order of nic.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (u82oZ)


Oh, fuuuuuuuuudge.

I'm reverting to the nic that I first used when I started here -- ya2daup.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:23 PM (pNxlR)

614 Crap, just burned half of my brats (no, not a euphemism) as grill flared up


Parenting is tough.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast


Spare the tongs, spoil the child.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 09:23 PM (axyOa)

615 I've had to back away a little bit lately. The lefty progtards are real close to taking that last little step with me. Reading about the one that wants to dox the people in the boat parade based on boat refistration numbers makes my blood boil.

I know where she lives. I know what her car looks like.

And.

I'm consciously not doing anything about it. I deleted the information, and ran bit cleaner on the live linux usb drive i used to look it up so i couldn't recover it, or share it to the dark web.

God help me, i really want to, though.

How long are we going to have tolerate this shite.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 09:23 PM (VcFUs)

616 i'm back to my big brother all stars live feed

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 17, 2020 09:23 PM (CqHIp)

617 >>>
Althouse is leaning Biden.

She should be FORCED to watch this shit.
Posted by: Greange at August 17, 2020 09:22 PM (lQuiT)

======

I haven't been to Insty as much lately. I hope he has stopped linking her.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 09:24 PM (1Xx0L)

618 573-Imagine the gun component bans they could support with that level of membership.

LOL. Don't get me started on the grifters at the NRA

Posted by: Truck Driver Note to self at August 17, 2020 09:24 PM (cCxiu)

619 578 Gateway Pundit is saying the man beaten in Portland isn't dead. he's unconscious and still in the hospital.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (JKNZq)


I heard he was a supporter of the anarchists, if true, I'm having difficulty mustering much sympathy.

Posted by: Guy who lost dick in garbage disposal at August 17, 2020 09:24 PM (8k7U7)

620 The convention is pretty lame so far. Terrible, actually.

--

It's building to the grand finale of Biden emerging from his basement, squinting at the sunlight.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 09:25 PM (FHUeD)

621 607

Althouse is leaning Biden.

She should be FORCED to watch this shit.
Posted by: Greange at August 17, 2020 09:22 PM (lQuiT)


Althouse always makes a big show of being "neutral", but in the end she votes Democrat. This year will be not be a departure from the norm.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 09:25 PM (wGeit)

622
Althouse is leaning Biden.

-----------

The swallows return to Capistrano.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 09:25 PM (mht8P)

623 Bif, deep breath brother. The time will come.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (1+CaC)

624 saw a billboard for GOA gun owners of ametica, I guess

who are they?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:10 PM (J8nVw)

I would call them the number two organization. There claim to fame was they don't negotiate away rights to make a deal. If the NRA is ,mainline protestant, the GOA are evangelicals.

I always stand up for state orgs because I have seen in real time what they can do when the national orgs are MIA. Everyone should join their state organization. But as political enmity rises, it gets harder to get things done on a state basis. The VCDL is a great example of a state organization that used to tower above the NRA They got things done not only on the state level, but on the national level. Yet now VA is deep blue and the Dems are not hiding their views. There was a time not long ago where VA Dems could be convinced to vote for certain pro 2a legislation.

Really it has to be the NRA now as the election is at hand. The NRA often takes a back seat on local issues that actually affect daily lives. What they are good at it using their money in major elections.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (VQsGS)

625 Who is Ann Althouse?

A once upon a timer?

Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (XTyi0)

626 Page? Fuckin piker.

Posted by: Katie Hill at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (KXpDJ)

627 What makes you think Althouse can process information and arrive at a rational conclusion? Surely, not her voting history.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (H5knJ)

628 More from tonight's Dim Convention:


"The Path Forward: A Conversation with Vice President Biden on Racial
Justice," feat. social justice activist Jamira Burley, Chicago Mayor
Lori E. Lightfoot, Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo, NAACP President
Derrick Johnson, and author Gwen Carr, mother of Eric Garner

-

"Mr. Biden, what is your hypothesis on why black men seem to have so many problems obeying the law?"

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (IBR5p)

629 The convention is pretty lame so far. Terrible, actually.

--

It's building to the grand finale of Biden emerging from his basement, squinting at the sunlight.
Posted by: Lady in Black


***

And he says "Hey Man! Is that my shadow?"

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (axyOa)

630 Heard also that California wants to force people who
flee the state to continue paying 10 years of CA state income taxes.

Ya know who else taxed people to leave?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (OVEfo)

631 Althouse always votes Dem
I think.she's a paid op

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (J8nVw)

632 I'd hit it!

*waves hand*

Posted by: torabora at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (Y274z)

633 Lisa Page snarking on twitter about this, or has she finally kept her (busy) mouth shut?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (bDqIh)

634 I wonder if the folks at MSNBC know all of Lisa Page's "talents"

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2020 09:27 PM (X5CsJ)

635 613
Let's all schedule meeting with Lisa Page for info drops. Insomniac, you are number 1.

Rest of the male Horde count off in alphabetical order of nic.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

Oh, fuuuuuuuuudge.

I'm reverting to the nic that I first used when I started here -- ya2daup.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:23 PM (pNxlR)


No. I'm saving myself for that special woman.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 09:27 PM (wGeit)

636 Out: Kama Sutra
In: Kama Lisa

Posted by: Mongerel at August 17, 2020 09:27 PM (mpOm/)

637 God help me, i really want to, though.

How long are we going to have tolerate this shite.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 09:23 PM (VcFUs)


Tweet her a pic of her car parked in her driveway. Maybe with today's paper on the back bumper. Or her little dog in a cute little gimp mask.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 09:27 PM (15yMb)

638
Antifa and BLM could burn down her house and kill Meade and Ann Althouse will still not vote for a Republican. She's about the most status anxious person alive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 09:27 PM (mht8P)

639 630 Heard also that California wants to force people who
flee the state to continue paying 10 years of CA state income taxes.

Ya know who else taxed people to leave?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (OVEfo)


Yes, that would be the US federal government.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 09:27 PM (wGeit)

640 627 What makes you think Althouse can process information and arrive at a rational conclusion? Surely, not her voting history.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (H5knJ)

True.

Still she should do her homework.

Posted by: Greange at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (lQuiT)

641 "It's building to the grand finale of Biden emerging from his basement, squinting at the sunlight.

Posted by: Lady in Black





***



And he says "Hey Man! Is that my shadow?"


Posted by: Diogene"

And 3 more months of riots!

Posted by: Ripley at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (sGobE)

642 The US Postal Service just filed this new patent: "SECURE VOTING SYSTEM"

It uses Blockchain

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (X5CsJ)

643 French crack is alot of fun!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (an7Mv)

644
It's building to the grand finale of Biden emerging from his basement, squinting at the sunlight.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 09:25 PM (FHUeD)


... then seeing his shadow, which means FOUR MORE YEARS OF TRUMP!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (pNxlR)

645 eleven, did you ever see the Ramones?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (uhGSf)

646 573-Imagine the gun component bans they could support with that level of membership.

LOL. Don't get me started on the grifters at the NRA


Posted by: Truck Driver Note to self at August 17, 2020 09:24 PM (cCxiu)

i have bashed them repeatedly here over the years. But leftist prosecutors did not spring this stuff on them this month for no reason. At best they hope the organization is distracted and will not be up for a full on battle.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (VQsGS)

647 thanks Quint

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (J8nVw)

648 Althouse always votes Dem

--

She does, despite her seemingly oh-so-thoughtful and expert analysis. Sure makes you go, hmmmmm. She means nothing to me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (FHUeD)

649 BifBewalski

The Inner, Inner Party of the Left is pre-convicted. We can carry out any punishment. Without a new trial.

It would be a religious cleansing, and an affirmation they are Domestic Enemies of the United States.

No matter how much they protest they are "progressive" and not Maoist / Stalinist / Leninist / Pol Pot fans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

650 >>Althouse always votes Dem
I think.she's a paid op


Yup. A lot of these people like Althouse who pretend to be undecided and initially repulsed by the Democrat candidate always get in line. Think they like the ego boost of people thinking they're taking it seriously and considering all the options.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (bDqIh)

651 Background: An FBI shield

Foreground: The FBI

Subtext: A Sodom and Gomorrah Production

Automobiles provided by Trabant

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (qyH+l)

652 I hope Trump's people are watching this low-energy shitfest as a negative model for the GOP convention.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (sWM8x)

653 Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (IBR5p)

"Junkies or some shit. C'mon man! You know those people turn into crows and fly away! Let's do some pushups followed by a fuck fest of look here fat. Thank you for hearing me out on running for the department of the treasury."

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (IYHxL)

654 Rest of the male Horde count off in alphabetical order of nic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

Whoa whoa whoa

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (3b/EV)

655 I wonder if Lawrence O'Donnell is hammering Lisa Page yet?

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (8k7U7)

656 And he says "Hey Man! Is that my shadow?"


Posted by: Diogene"

And 3 more months of riots!
Posted by: Ripley at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (sGobE)

ha ha
stealing that!

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (J8nVw)

657 Trump is not only stealing all the mail boxes. He is also taking away
all the phone booths, clearly hurting poor minorities that do not have a
phone .





Ask yourself, when was the last time you saw one?

Posted by: Ripley


Trump must also be driving around shooting people with COVID 19 dipped blowgun darts. People are blaming him for the deaths of family members.

Posted by: Jolo at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (y09j5)

658 Fun fact there's probably more push for charging people without masks for "attempted murder" than there is for antifa beating the shit out of that guy.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (TQvMD)

659 The US Postal Service just filed this new patent: "SECURE VOTING SYSTEM"

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (FHUeD)

660 598 Ya know, we can have a lot of fun with 5 Eyes Intelligence based on the crazy stuff we text.

If they believed us.

Let's all schedule meeting with Lisa Page for info drops. Insomniac, you are number 1.

Rest of the male Horde count off in alphabetical order of nic.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

You are number 6

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (NWiLs)

661 The us postal system is falling apart...I have resisted all electronic billing. I liked getting a paper copy, but I am going all electronic now...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (OVEfo)

662 Ben Had

♪ ♫ Good evening! ♫ ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

663 Fox cut away from Trump but they put this bullshit up. They're heading for Drudge territory.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (+ya+t)

664 In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: She's a malignant c*nt. 'Scuse me for sayin so.

Could have been Paulie from the Sopranos. I forget.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (L9P9s)

665 I'm back, now on Firefox on a Linux box. I was surfing AoSHQ with Chrome on Win 10, and got infected with crepote malware. This is the first malware infection I've ever had with Win 10.

Horde beware!!

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (qpX6U)

666 I'd laugh if PDTS pardons Flynn, who then goes on to spill the beans on the 'contractors' the NSA was using.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (GmpLD)

667 Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (TQvMD)

I see this as mostly true.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (IYHxL)

668 The US Postal Service just filed this new patent: "SECURE VOTING SYSTEM"

--

McDonald's Monopoly game pieces are more securely handled.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (FHUeD)

669 An explanation of the blockchain voting stuff here -- that I'm not informed enough to follow -- including other info in the replies.

https://twitter.com/BrianRoemmele/status/
1294347027422179329

Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (an7Mv)

670 I'm still waiting for CNNMSNBCWaPoNYT to give me every detail of Strzok's and Page's lives, especially marriage status and the details about their spouses and children, plus as many stories as they can get from former lovers, as they would if those two were Republicans.

But no, for a high-ranking FBI agent working counter-intelligence committing adultery with a DoJ lawyer assigned to advise the FBI Deputy Director, we get crickets.

Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (AMIL/)

671 heading for ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (vMGcs)

672 Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at August 17, 2020 09:16 PM (X8Oz/)

Yes. I found the Tweet and reported it, as all of you who can, should.

Won't do much good in the long run, of course, but everyone I have reported for similar Tweets has always been made to delete it.

Of course, she's Somebody, so it may not, but it's satisfying nonetheless.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (beXqm)

673 Trump is not only stealing all the mail boxes. He is also taking away
all the phone booths,

Posted by: Jolo at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (y09j5)
---
Not to mention suppressing Superman.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (TQvMD)

674 I'd laugh if PDTS pardons Flynn, who then goes on to spill the beans on the 'contractors' the NSA was using.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (GmpLD)

He says it is not Flynn or Snowden?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (OVEfo)

675 The us postal system is falling apart...I have resisted all electronic billing. I liked getting a paper copy, but I am going all electronic now...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (OVEfo)


How do you do all electronic billing without an e-mail address?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (15yMb)

676 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (u82oZ)
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Yo Salty, can you please shoot me an email at the Gun Thread address? Need to fwd something to you. Thanks

Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (MVjcR)

677 i have bashed them repeatedly here over the years. But leftist prosecutors did not spring this stuff on them this month for no reason. At best they hope the organization is distracted and will not be up for a full on battle.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM (VQsGS)

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I think they're useful for being able to point to a number of organized gun owners, but it would be nice if they had accomplished something other than gun bans in the last decade.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (IBR5p)

678
Althouse is leaning Biden.

the chair is against the wall

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (aUm7V)

679 Trump is not only stealing all the mail boxes. He is also taking away
all the phone booths, clearly hurting poor minorities that do not have a
phone .

--

No more Trump pho!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (FHUeD)

680 Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Number Six: Who are you?
Number One: The new Number One.
Number Six: Who is Number Two?
Number One: You are Number Six.
Number Six: I am not a number! I am a free man!
Number One: [laughs]

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

681 The swallows return to Capistrano.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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In this thread the swallows originate with Page.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (Rvt88)

682 - .... . ... . / .- .-. . / -. --- - / - .... . / ... -.- .- -. -.- ... / -.-- --- ..- / .-- . .-. . / .-.. --- --- -.- .. -. --. / ..-. --- .-. .-.-.-
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:18 PM (u82oZ)


.... .- .... .- .... .- .... .- / -.-.--

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)

683 Weasel

As you wish.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

684 How do you do all electronic billing without an e-mail address?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (15yMb)

Who says I do not have an email address... I actually have 4 lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (OVEfo)

685 AOC has an idea to help the post office. She believes the best way to help is to buy stamps so, she wants to set up a nationwide progressive pen pal program.

Not a joke.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 17, 2020 09:33 PM (sGotD)

686 666 I'd laugh if PDTS pardons Flynn, who then goes on to spill the beans on the 'contractors' the NSA was using.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (GmpLD)


I seriously doubt he pardon's Flynn before the election.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 09:33 PM (wGeit)

687 Horde beware!!

What is it?

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 09:33 PM (+ya+t)

688
Althouse is leaning Biden.

She should be FORCED to watch this shit.
Posted by: Greange at August 17, 2020 09:22 PM (lQuiT)

Althouse always makes a big show of being "neutral", but in the end she votes Democrat. This year will be not be a departure from the norm.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 09:25 PM (wGeit)







She's a fraud, and a humorless prig. Always has been.

I put Paglia far ahead of Althouse. Pag's effectively a socialist, but she has the advantage of being funny as shit. Unfortunately, while Pag can be vicious in her criticism of Donks, she'll throw away her vote on commie irrelevancies like Jill Stein before lowering herself to vote for a Republican, because ewwwww GOP cooties.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 09:33 PM (EGyGV)

689 runner

Deep bow.

Thank you. Tip the waitress. I'll be here all week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

690 Thanks, Ben Had, Nacly Dog. Burnt toast, if i allow even a crack in discipline... it'll be whoa nellie.

I didnt do three years of group for ptsd and anger management for nothing. i can wait.

The yaqui understood how i fight, and it ain't fair at all.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 09:34 PM (VcFUs)

691 That is the plan. Over $15 million you owe a wealth
tax- not in income. Crazy. Retroactive and they claim ithey will
follow you fir10 years and collect in your wealth (global) every year

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 09:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

________


Thanks for that clarification (wealth, not income -- which is how I thought I'd heard it on Seb Gorka's radio show today).

This too we have to thank Benedict Roberts (and his four Commie comrades on the SCOTUS): see Franchise Tax Board of California v. Hyatt (2019) for the clearly unconstitutional precedent.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 09:34 PM (WqPYg)

692 The McCloskeys are officially speaking at the RNC, you can't tell me if this is Bush or Romney that these people will be speaking at the convention.Trump shoves it in their face

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 17, 2020 09:34 PM (dKiJG)

693 Maybe PDT will pardon Obama for all crimes he committed or may have committed. Lol.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:34 PM (OVEfo)

694 Yup. A lot of these people like Althouse who pretend to be undecided and initially repulsed by the Democrat candidate always get in line. Think they like the ego boost of people thinking they're taking it seriously and considering all the options.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 09:28 PM
________________

I "moderate" or a "centrist" is just a liberal who's ashamed of other liberals.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 17, 2020 09:35 PM (DBPIP)

695 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghpTzrBuZlc
NTD claims both Pelosi and Cuomo have CCP aides.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 17, 2020 09:35 PM (AHq56)

696 Platinum members may queue to the right, all others enter through the rear.

Posted by: Lisa Page Cooter Appreciation Society at August 17, 2020 09:35 PM (xqtLa)

697 Man freed in jail's mass COVID release is charged with robbing 10-year-old boy at Union Station A 38-year-old Chicago man who was released from Cook County Jail amid concerns about COVID-19 in March





Man released from jail as COVID precaution now charged with Lincoln Park carjacking Police arrested 21-year-old Joseph Perry at 10:05 a.m. Thursday






How odd. Jabba the Pritzker said that only elderly, most at risk prisoners were released.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2020 09:35 PM (3iBPp)

698 Tell 'em Joe sent ya-get a free shot at Lisa on the house

Posted by: Lenny's Clam Bar at August 17, 2020 09:35 PM (yfRY9)

699 AOC has an idea to help the post office. She believes the best way to help is to buy stamps so, she wants to set up a nationwide progressive pen pal program.

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LOLOL

Because everybody's writing actual snail mail letters to each other these days. I'm more partial to Western Union Telegrams, or saving the horse population and resurrecting the Pony Express.

What. A. Dope.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 09:35 PM (FHUeD)

700 That asshole who kicked the pick up truck driver.

I want a name.
Just give me a name.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 09:36 PM (axyOa)

701 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 09:33 PM (EGyGV)

Paglia really votes that way? Gotta say I'm surprised. Then again I don't follow her much.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 09:36 PM (IYHxL)

702 CCP aides ? Chinese Communist Propaganda ?

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 09:36 PM (zr5Kq)

703 >>Fun fact there's probably more push for charging people without masks for "attempted murder" than there is for antifa beating the shit out of that guy.



Kinda like the UK where they arrest people who misgender a trans on twitter but let child rape gangs operate for decades?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 09:36 PM (bDqIh)

704 I'm the queen of surprise anal at FBI headquarters!

It certainly makes those staff meetings more interesting!

Posted by: Lisa! at August 17, 2020 09:37 PM (I2/tG)

705 NaCly, good evening, Dearest.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2020 09:37 PM (1+CaC)

706 Man, this shit is embarrassingly bad.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 09:37 PM (sWM8x)

707 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:37 PM (OVEfo)

708 hahahaha

Bubba Herbal Miracle Medicine is a fantastic name

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:37 PM (IBR5p)

709 702
CCP aides ? Chinese Communist Propaganda ?

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 09:36 PM (zr5Kq)

_________


Chinese Communist Party (of which the Democrat Party and half the Republican Party are subsidiaries)

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 09:37 PM (WqPYg)

710 Posted by: kam ray at August 17, 2020 09:37 PM (D9E0b)

And thus the life story of Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 09:38 PM (IYHxL)

711 AOC likes to incite teenagers

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 09:38 PM (uhGSf)

712 Weasel, my email ate the list I was sending you. Will redo in the morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2020 09:38 PM (1+CaC)

713 lace wig dicks

Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2020 09:38 PM (an7Mv)

714 Awww man. I know it was spam but the shit was hilarious to read.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 09:38 PM (IYHxL)

715 Doxx really obnoxious anti-gun types by signing them up with the NRA for a year. Pay in cash, of course.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:17 PM (pNxlR)

Mini-Mike getting a hundred copies of American Rifleman every month.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 09:38 PM (qyH+l)

716 Aww, the Bubba Herbal Miracle Medicine spam got canned immediately.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:38 PM (IBR5p)

717 I always figured the reason Insty links to Althouse is that he must be boinking her

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (J8nVw)

718 712 Weasel, my email ate the list I was sending you. Will redo in the morning.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2020 09:38 PM (1+CaC)
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No worries! Thank you!

Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (MVjcR)

719 Posted by: kam ray at August 17, 2020 09:37 PM (D9E0b)

I read that twice before I was convinced it wasn't a real comment by someone here.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (AiZBA)

720 464
AOC wants to inaugurate a "national progressive pen pals" network in order to save the Post Office. By writing mash notes. And then mailing them. With stamps.

https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1295423528519585801
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
__________________

It's funny because kids don't know how to hand write anymore.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (DBPIP)

721 Althouse is leaning Biden.



Shocked, shocked etc.

Posted by: Your Winnings, Sir at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (yQpMk)

722 That asshole who kicked the pick up truck driver.



I want a name.

Just give me a name.

https://tinyurl.com/yyg8ukfm

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (+ya+t)

723 This "convention" is like a badly produced infomercial.

REALLY hard to take after seeing footage of the guy in Portland beaten to near death.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (bDqIh)

724
Kinda like the UK where they arrest people who misgender a trans on twitter but let child rape gangs operate for decades?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 09:36 PM (bDqIh)
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Christian theology is the basis of civic rationality. It is the beginning and the end of it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (TQvMD)

725 They are all juveniles. Well, except for those who are mentally degenerating in real time, because of age and botox.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)

726 It's funny because kids don't know how to hand write anymore.

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And they certainly don't speak no good English.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (FHUeD)

727 Posted by: kam ray at August 17, 2020 09:37 PM (D9E0b)
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I thought, "Oh, bullshit. That's Joe F."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 09:40 PM (sWM8x)

728 How do you do all electronic billing without an e-mail address?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (15yMb)

Who says I do not have an email address... I actually have 4 lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (OVEfo)


I mean 'you' in general.
Every business out assumes everyone has e-mail or cell phone.

They give me the stink eye when I tell them I have neither and don't feel like paying a lot of money to make it convenient for others to contact me with either.

More than happy to give them the land line number which goes to answering machine... which I might check once a week...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 09:40 PM (15yMb)

729
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:32 PM (u82oZ)


I vaguely recall that McGooghan never interacted with Number One. It was always the new Number Two with whom he matched wits.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:40 PM (pNxlR)

730 I can already picture the Page/Strozk/McCabe defense strategy -- Your Honor, our clients were way too busy texting and fucking each other and lying to their spouses to ever have had the time to frame Trump.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2020 09:40 PM (Z4rgH)

731 Lisa Page snarking on twitter about this, or has she finally kept her (busy) mouth shut?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (bDqIh)
~~~~~

Hmmm. It seems Lisa hasn't tweeted since July 30.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 17, 2020 09:40 PM (sGotD)

732 I just had a random thought, but has it ever been considered that if Trump does happen to lose the election he spends the last two and a half months of his administration declassifying the shit out of everything?

Kinda like pulling a Rick Grenell Except YUGE!

And how badly would *that* fuck over a Biden administration?

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2020 09:40 PM (xqtLa)

733 Why do they still go by the Democrat Party?
Too cheap to change the letterhead?

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2020 09:40 PM (uQ2lA)

734 I want a name.
Just give me a name.


Marquise Lee Love

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 09:40 PM (I2/tG)

735 702 CCP aides ?
Click the link and read the text. Pixy won't let me post it.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 17, 2020 09:41 PM (AHq56)

736 Posted by: kam ray at August 17, 2020 09:37 PM (D9E0b)
You DICK BALM!!!

Posted by: jeff spicoli at August 17, 2020 09:41 PM (an7Mv)

737
Paglia really votes that way? Gotta say I'm surprised. Then again I don't follow her much.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 09:36 PM (IYHxL)






Yep. She voted Stein both times, if memory serves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 09:41 PM (EGyGV)

738 Teenage Rampage is yet another great Sweet song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 09:41 PM (uhGSf)

739
How do you do all electronic billing without an e-mail address?
Posted by: Burnt Toast

call the untility and give the auth. sometimes written, and acct. no. Dad did this and had no computer or email.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2020 09:41 PM (R4aZ2)

740 1) Why would anything Althouse says or writes be of any interest to anyone with a clue about anything? Credentialed airheads are abundant, life is short, ignoring them is wise.

2) All my life, USPS has been the butt of jokes (still remember the Carson show monologue with those) - and in that same life, I've never had a problem. Of any kind. So I've never really found the jokes funny.

3) C19 numbers continue to fall off a cliff, of course, and the situation I've talked about for a while - "policies" and "mandates" and "stages" being debated/abused/etc while the virus disappears - seems to be emerging. UNC cancelled in-person classes today. (!!) In a less ignorant, dumbed-down, and lazy country, this situation would lead to hilariously righteous blowback.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 09:41 PM (OTzUX)

741 715
Doxx really obnoxious anti-gun types by signing them up with the NRA for a year. Pay in cash, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:17 PM (pNxlR)



Mini-Mike getting a hundred copies of American Rifleman every month.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 09:38 PM (qyH+l)


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And sixty million billion brazillion fundraising calls.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 17, 2020 09:41 PM (+3rQF)

742 Can not wait for the 3 female supposed republican women to speak: witman, the female ex congress scrunt from statin island, and the female ex Gov of ohio

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:41 PM (OVEfo)

743 AOC has an idea to help the post office. She believes the best way to
help is to buy stamps so, she wants to set up a nationwide progressive
pen pal program.



--

Send AOC a SSAE and she'll send you a topless autographed photo that says lick-it-before-you-stick-it.

Posted by: Jolo at August 17, 2020 09:42 PM (y09j5)

744 I vaguely recall that McGooghan never interacted with Number One. It was always the new Number Two with whom he matched wits.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:40 PM (pNxlR)
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There's a reason for that as Fallout shows.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2020 09:42 PM (TQvMD)

745 And they certainly don't speak no good English.

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lol wut? Mine ur own bsnss, h8r.

(insert poignant emoji here)

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:42 PM (IBR5p)

746 >>> 726 It's funny because kids don't know how to hand write anymore.

--

And they certainly don't speak no good English.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (FHUeD)

=====

IKR?

- every teenager

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 17, 2020 09:42 PM (1Xx0L)

747 Maybe PDT will pardon Obama for all crimes he committed or may have committed. Lol.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:34 PM (OVEfo)


Biden.

Then FBI can interview him.
Doctor's note excuses him from testifying due to dementia.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 09:42 PM (15yMb)

748 So the FBI likes trains.
Just like Joe Biden

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 17, 2020 09:43 PM (0EC+8)

749 "Horde beware!!

What is it?"
crepote infection put up a resource monitor panel in upper right hand corner of screen. Win Defender detected it as malware. A panel appeared in lower right corner, disguised as a regular Win "restart now." When clicked, then UAC asked for root OK. No way I would OK that. So I did a shutdown from Start Menu. Came back up, still infected. Opened Win Defender, did a restart from there. Win is rebooting now, taking forever, probably fucking with my file system. Thankfully, I have Carbonite. To be continued ...
Horde Beware!!

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2020 09:43 PM (qpX6U)

750 The only good thing that could come of this is a good murder-suicide of all involved jealous parties, like we can see on a half-dozen Satellite channels every single day.

The Nation would be a MUCH better place.

Posted by: TXMarko at August 17, 2020 09:43 PM (bOb7D)

751 She's a fraud, and a humorless prig. Always has been.

I put Paglia far ahead of Althouse. Pag's effectively a socialist, but she has the advantage of being funny as shit. Unfortunately, while Pag can be vicious in her criticism of Donks, she'll throw away her vote on commie irrelevancies like Jill Stein before lowering herself to vote for a Republican, because ewwwww GOP cooties.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 09:33 PM (EGyGV)

Paglia's big problem is the '60's. It was obviously the best time of her life and she romanticizes that era. She'll bitch about PC and speech codes but it's her generation that started the college bullshit. She craps on the WASP scholars who taught her - well, they might have been an uptight and snobby bunch but at least they believed in the greatness of Western Civ.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 17, 2020 09:43 PM (HabA/)

752 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghpTzrBuZlc
NTD claims both Pelosi and Cuomo have CCP aides.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 17, 2020 09:35 PM (AHq56)


The Kung Flu?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 09:43 PM (15yMb)

753 i can't...it's awful.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 17, 2020 09:20 PM (CqHIp)


It is unseemly to be whining while you're taking one for the team.

Suck it up, buttercup.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2020 09:43 PM (Z4rgH)

754 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

That is true, until the last episode. Which was so incoherent that scholars still write nasty notes on the peer-review copies sent out to explain it all. And then asking them to change their opinion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

755 REALLY hard to take after seeing footage of the guy in Portland beaten to near death.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (bDqIh)

THAT is what 4chan should do... find a way of running that video and all the others on the DNC screens.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 17, 2020 09:43 PM (beXqm)

756 Paglia also takes dimwits like Madonna too seriously.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 17, 2020 09:44 PM (HabA/)

757 743
AOC has an idea to help the post office. She believes the best way to

help is to buy stamps so, she wants to set up a nationwide progressive

pen pal program.





--

Send AOC a SSAE and she'll send you a topless autographed photo that says lick-it-before-you-stick-it.


Posted by: Jolo at August 17, 2020 09:42 PM (y09j5)

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and a handwritten note in crayon that says "Please mail my phone back to me after you look at the picture so I can send it to the next guy thanks."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 17, 2020 09:44 PM (+3rQF)

758
Based on events of the past three months, I'll bet that Milwaukee's leaders are having huge sighs of relief that the Dims never came to town.

Burnin', lootin', and beatin' headlines in the press would be a big drag on future conventions' business.

Assuming we're ever relieved of the masks' nonsense.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:44 PM (pNxlR)

759 My strategy:

1) Pretend that I'm a "conservative", and pretend to agonize over my decision for President.

2) Drop hints that I'm leaning towards endorsing the Republican.

3) Rake in those Amazon affiliate bucks.

4) Invariably endorse the Democrat.

Hey, it's worked for the last six or seven Presidential elections!

Posted by: Ann Outhouse! at August 17, 2020 09:44 PM (I2/tG)

760 We're all in this together--but fuck white people!

Posted by: DNCC at August 17, 2020 09:45 PM (TQvMD)

761 Operation Crossdress Hurricane...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2020

F#@%%k JJ now I have a stinking brain worm picture of Petey boy wearing her panties. I don't drink, so I can't bleach that one.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 17, 2020 09:45 PM (LTE51)

762
...and a handwritten note in crayon that says "Please mail my phone back to me after you look at the picture so I can send it to the next guy thanks."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 17, 2020 09:44 PM (+3rQF)


LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:45 PM (pNxlR)

763 Assuming we're ever relieved of the masks' nonsense.

-

Didn't some moron mention earlier that the WHO has officially come out and stated that asymptomatic people aren't contagious?

Quick, extend the mask mandate!!!

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:45 PM (IBR5p)

764 Have they performed a live sex change operation on John Kasich at the DNC convention yet ?

Posted by: jsg at August 17, 2020 09:45 PM (fAcn5)

765 Lisa seems to have been a busy little girl.
Posted by: filbert at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (NiXyF)

The J.Edgar Hoover mask drove 'em wild with lust.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2020 09:46 PM (mjpZz)

766 "COVID is the symptom, not the disease. COVID is a metaphor. . ."


TFG Cuomo is really telling us racism in Charlottesville is the real disease. He killed 10,000+ people with his nursing home policy.

I can't even. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 09:46 PM (bDqIh)

767 Paglia really votes that way? Gotta say I'm surprised. Then again I don't follow her much.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 09:36 PM (IYHxL)

Yep. She voted Stein both times, if memory serves.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 09:41 PM (EGyGV)

True. A case of a great analyst that can't convince herself. Tribal loyalty >>>Reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

768
Assuming we're ever relieved of the masks' nonsense.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

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Hah! Spineless governors will let themselves get bullied by "experts" and continue to move the goalposts on returning to normal. We've had the useless TSA for almost 20 years, why not a state of emergency?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 09:47 PM (mht8P)

769 So the 7th floor is just a giant key party. I had my suspicions.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 09:47 PM (D/SYi)

770 116 Lisa Sandwich.

If Nadler's on top. you can slide her under the door when done.
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 08:14 PM (arJlL)

Kind of like Rocky when he had his fatal heart attack. Supposedly took his girlfriend half an hour to extricate herself from under him. By which time, he was gone. Or better off gone.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 09:47 PM (qyH+l)

771 661 The us postal system is falling apart...I have resisted all electronic billing. I liked getting a paper copy, but I am going all electronic now...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (OVEfo)


I do the one's that take credit cards.
A credit card offers more protection than
giving up the routing number to your account.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 09:47 PM (/jZjK)

772
Lisa seems to have been a busy little girl.
Posted by: filbert at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (NiXyF)


Who is she commentating for now? Will she announce when her "Lisa Does DC" pron video will hit the Net?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2020 09:47 PM (pNxlR)

773 Cosmic Charlie if you're still here, no I never saw The Ramones.

I appreciate the concept, tho.

Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 09:47 PM (XTyi0)

774 Pardoning Ghieselle Maxwell would be interesting.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the original trans-Wookie at August 17, 2020 09:48 PM (xxG/v)

775 Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 09:39 PM (+ya+t)


It's been arrested. Take Andy Kno's post, then go through the PPD arrest records until you find it.

Usually get a address too.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 09:48 PM (VcFUs)

776 Sasquatch, the original trans-Wookie

With a list of names in 48 sized New Roman Font.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

777 https://tinyurl.com/y4b6ux7m

they keep taking down Shadow Gate,

and they keep posting it again.

Here you go!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 09:50 PM (sy5kK)

778 True. A case of a great analyst that can't convince herself. Tribal loyalty >>>Reason.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

Christina Hoff Sommers is as bad. She's an outspoken critic of campus PC and has been so for 30 years. She thinks boys are discriminated against and shortchanged by our educational system and hates 3rd Wave feminism.

And yet - she votes Dem, because "what would my late parents say if I voted GOP. I could never do that!" So, she votes for the very party that pushes all the crap she hates.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 17, 2020 09:50 PM (HabA/)

779 771 you can also set up a bank account that's only for bill paying, isolated from your regular account
not the same protection but avoids the CC charges

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 09:51 PM (J8nVw)

780 >>Who is she commentating for now? Will she announce when her "Lisa Does DC" pron video will hit the Net?


She's now at Lawfare blog, staffed with a lot of other former deep state coup plotters. Maybe she's boning Benjamin Wittes now (is he cute? She should get a hall pass and check during homeroom. . .).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2020 09:51 PM (bDqIh)

781 Lisa?

Posted by: Steve Kroft at August 17, 2020 09:51 PM (9dzlp)

782 I do the one's that take credit cards.
A credit card offers more protection than
giving up the routing number to your account.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 09:47 PM (/jZjK)

Yes I agree but I did not mean auto billing. I mean emailing me the bill. And for my dental office not more paper checks from insurance companies, they will do direct deposit and email me the benefits explanations.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 09:51 PM (OVEfo)

783 This explains those pictures of J. Edgar in a dress

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 09:51 PM (D/SYi)

784 Posted by: DonnaV at August 17, 2020 09:50 PM (HabA/)

I can't wrap my head around the cognitive dissonance it takes to do this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 09:52 PM (IYHxL)

785 11, very cool concept.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 09:52 PM (uhGSf)

786
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 09:36 PM (axyOa)
It's been arrested. Take Andy Kno's post, then go through the PPD arrest records until you find it.



Usually get a address too.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 09:53 PM (+ya+t)

787 " In the last four years, the United States upped sanctions on Russia, crashed the world export market of natural gas and oil so dear to Moscow, beefed up NATO spending, hectored Germany about its new energy dependence on Putin,

increased U.S. military capability, reached out to frontline Eastern Europe, left an asymmetrical missile deal with Russia, obliterated Russian mercenaries in Syria, sold lethal weapons to Ukraine

even as the likes of James Clapper, John Brennan, James Comey, and an array of retired generals sermonized that Trump was a Russian asset.


Translated that means the president who contained Putin they loathed, and the Obama presidency that empowered him they idolized. "

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 09:53 PM (/jZjK)

788 Huh.....never would have guessed that CH Sommers is a Democrat given how much that party hates her.

Posted by: radar at August 17, 2020 09:54 PM (sOpXM)

789 'Member when General Hospital and The Young and the Restless were too over the top to be real?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 09:54 PM (XrCyE)

790 Yes, Wendy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 09:54 PM (uhGSf)

791 crepote update: Win 10 rebooted, came to the "pretty picture" landing screen where login should be. Mouse and keyboard dead. Replugged em to different USB ports. Still dead. I had to power-cycle PC. Back to the same situation: unusable, bricked. Shit! I don't have time to go thru this crap. Hope it didn't fuck up my Carbonite cloud.

Hope none of you guys catches this.

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2020 09:55 PM (qpX6U)

792 OK, I can't listen to any more of this boring shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 09:55 PM (sWM8x)

793 Who hasn't Lisa Page been rubbing her cooter on is probably a shorter list.

Posted by: jsg at August 17, 2020 09:55 PM (fAcn5)

794 It's been arrested. Take Andy Kno's post, then go through the PPD arrest records until you find it.



Usually get a address too.
Posted by: dartist


Arrested.

Good.

Now I wonder if that asshat DA cuts him lose?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 09:56 PM (axyOa)

795 Because everybody's writing actual snail mail letters to each other these days. I'm more partial to Western Union Telegrams, or saving the horse population and resurrecting the Pony Express.

What. A. Dope.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 09:35 PM (FHUeD)

I think WU got out of the telegram business in favor of money transfers.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 09:56 PM (qyH+l)

796 jsg

Insomniac has standards!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

797 You all watching the Democrat "convention"?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2020 09:57 PM (Zmnko)

798
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 09:48 PM (VcFUs)
Not from me. I tried to give a link to the story and not use the posters' name. I think I just did it again with your post. Didn't mean to make it look like I posted it, sorry.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 09:57 PM (+ya+t)

799 OK, I can't listen to any more of this boring shit.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 09:55 PM (sWM8x)
----
I get that a lot.

Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2020 09:57 PM (MVjcR)

800 True. A case of a great analyst that can't convince herself. Tribal loyalty >>>Reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

Being perfectly honest, the Republicans don't give many reasons to vote for them besides good hair. I mean, between the war profiteering, utter spinelessness, half-hearted pro-life stances, profligate spending, and faggy corporate shilling, I'd have a hard time switching to them too. Outside of Trump I only do it anymore because I know the Democrats are Satan's Fuck Party.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 09:57 PM (3b/EV)

801 It's me donna

We're waiting for the ONT. We creeped each other out on this thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:57 PM (u82oZ)

802
We're waiting for the ONT. We creeped each other out on this thread.

LOl.. I was hoping for a critique

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2020 09:58 PM (Zmnko)

803 Security Updates. If Snot provides security why do we buy Security Software?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 09:58 PM (/jZjK)

804 ...

I rate this absolutely true.

We need a new party, but the T.E.A. Party was murdered.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:58 PM (u82oZ)

805 You all watching the Democrat "convention"?

I would rather stick needles in my eyes. Knitting needles. Red hot. Sideways.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 09:58 PM (XrCyE)

806 You all watching the Democrat "convention"?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2020 09:57 PM (Zmnko)

Yes, but I keep muting it because Im embarrassed for them.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 09:59 PM (D/SYi)

807 791 crepote update: Win 10 rebooted, came to the "pretty picture" landing screen where login should be. Mouse and keyboard dead. Replugged em to different USB ports. Still dead. I had to power-cycle PC. Back to the same situation: unusable, bricked. Shit! I don't have time to go thru this crap. Hope it didn't fuck up my Carbonite cloud.

Hope none of you guys catches this.
Posted by: gp at August 17, 2020 09:55 PM (qpX6U)

Wear your mask! Stay safe!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 09:59 PM (NWiLs)

808 I Get Around is not just a song, it's my lifestyle!

Posted by: Gummy Bear at August 17, 2020 09:59 PM (DLzZd)

809 I hate it when people creep each other out and I'm not one of them.

Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 09:59 PM (XTyi0)

810 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:58 PM (u82oZ)

"Fuck Around and Find Out" Party?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (IYHxL)

811 It's me donna

You're not getting a pré cis from me!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

812 796 jsg

Insomniac has standards!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

It's true. I may be...parched but I'm not insane. Yet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

813 Dem Convention? Is the excitement starting to build for their candidate not to show up?

Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (MVjcR)

814 Hope none of you guys catches this.
Posted by: gp at August 17, 2020 09:55 PM (qpX6U)

Sorry dude.

Try using a linux live cdrom.. boot from that. any virii, just kill power, it cant write to the cdrom.

Run your internet through a vpn to further protect yourself.

For the bill pay, use a usb drive that you manually mount a unmount when you pay the bills. Keep it encrypted with gnupgp and force a login to use it.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (VcFUs)

815 thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off

The OPSEC Party.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

816 So, she votes for the very party that pushes all the crap she hates.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 17, 2020 09:50 PM (HabA/)

.....

That assumes she actually hates it.

If I've learned one thing recently, it's that lots of 'conservative minded' women like to play the role to the ends of fleecing conservatives out of their cash with their semi-celebrity.

Book sales, television spots, speaking tours.

Just say the right thing and conservative rubes will eat it right up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (tLkNp)

817 Hope none of you guys catches this.

Any idea how you got it? I hope you don't say Lisa Page.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 10:01 PM (+ya+t)

818 Outside of Trump I only do it anymore because I know the Democrats are Satan's Fuck Party.
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 09:57 PM (3b/EV)

you say that like it's a bad thing

Posted by: Lisa Page Fuck Buddy International at August 17, 2020 10:01 PM (J8nVw)

819 811 It's me donna

You're not getting a pré cis from me!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

We live in a post-cis society anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)

820 From what I've rad so fr it's been a screw up just like his other video stuff from his basement... Do they work for Trump?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2020 10:01 PM (Zmnko)

821 Satan's Fuck Party.
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 09:57 PM (3b/EV)

Thats what Lisa said!

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 10:02 PM (D/SYi)

822 Weasel

Sent you an email.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

823 Dem Convention? Is the excitement starting to build for their candidate not to show up?
Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (MVjcR)


Prolly prerecorded.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 10:02 PM (15yMb)

824 Translated that means the president who contained Putin they loathed, and the Obama presidency that empowered him they idolized. "
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 09:53 PM (/jZjK)
---
Which is why the Dems invented Cartoon-Villain-Putin, he doesn't want anything that a real world leaders wants. He just wants to teach the meddling kids a lesson and thwart the Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2020 10:02 PM (TQvMD)

825 sp.when is the gop convention anyway?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 10:02 PM (J8nVw)

826 Laura and Ann are not conservatives, they are in the business.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 10:03 PM (/jZjK)

827 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)


Overwatch Party

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:03 PM (IYHxL)

828 Oh Lord, my tyrant Gobner is talking.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2020 10:03 PM (ufFY8)

829 Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 09:48 PM (VcFUs)
Not from me. I tried to give a link to the story and not use the posters' name. I think I just did it again with your post. Didn't mean to make it look like I posted it, sorry.
Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 09:57 PM (+ya+t)

Hell, i prolly snagged your nic instead of the right one. sorry.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 10:03 PM (VcFUs)

830 813
Dem Convention? Is the excitement starting to build for their candidate not to show up?

mrs. chronda switched over to it. i bailed out when the mayor of dc talked about how people were peacefully protesting until trump waved a bible around for a photo op. she didn't mention that this was after the peaceful protestors set the church on fire.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 17, 2020 10:04 PM (kf5Ci)

831 Sky News reports the Democrats are running a "star studded convention".

The Chinese Global News Conglomerate is really something else.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 10:04 PM (3b/EV)

832 thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off

That's the secret Enforcer of the Constitution Party of Snipers. Classified above TS Codeword Yankee Black - Umbra.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

833 crepote update: Win 10 rebooted, came to the "pretty picture" landing screen where login should be.

Windows is a virus.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 10:05 PM (luzVb)

834 I seriously doubt he pardon's Flynn before the election.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2020 09:33 PM (wGeit)

Flynn wants vindication, so he can sue everyone involved, including his faithless first lawyers.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 10:05 PM (qyH+l)

835 Is the Democratic Party using the same background noise as MLB? So classy lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 10:05 PM (OVEfo)

836 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

I like where this is headed.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:05 PM (IYHxL)

837 >Just say the right thing and conservative rubes will eat it right up.

Yep, conservathot grifter is a real thing. Stay on that thot patrol, my dude.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (L106N)

838 Nood! But better than Lisa.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (u82oZ)

839
Try using a linux live cdrom.. boot from that. any virii, just kill power, it cant write to the cdrom.



Run your internet through a vpn to further protect yourself.



For the bill pay, use a usb drive that you manually mount a unmount
when you pay the bills. Keep it encrypted with gnupgp and force a login
to use it.




+10000

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (luzVb)

840 11, ....

https://tinyurl.com/yxeoxcak

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (uhGSf)

841 thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off

When I retire, I will write their stories. And of a slightly post-Eisenhower America, with outposts on all habitual moons and planets in the Solar System.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:08 PM (u82oZ)

842 "Fuck Around and Find Out" Party?


Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:00 PM (IYHxL)

All for it. I recently announced that as my new motto.

I've never really understood the idea of people wanting to obtain power specifically to punish those who wronged them but as I get longer in a tooth and the people around me get more brazen with my kindness, (and all just "happen" to be activist leftists), I am so there.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 10:08 PM (3b/EV)

843 But no, for a high-ranking FBI agent working counter-intelligence committing adultery with a DoJ lawyer assigned to advise the FBI Deputy Director, we get crickets.
Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2020 09:31 PM (AMIL/)

Adultery is one of the things that gets your clearance run through the shredder.

As does knowing about it, and not reporting it.

Or so say the briefing forms I've signed over the last five decades.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 10:09 PM (qyH+l)

844 I do them both. It's a POWER thang ~ Commiela

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 17, 2020 10:15 PM (Mce6+)

845 She'd drop her drawers for the Easter Bunny.

Posted by: OCBill at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (Ij9pi)

846 Serious question. If you are in counterespionage like these people wouldn't you take a lie detector test once a year and get asked whether you are screwing anyone you shouldn't be? Wouldn't you want to remove people like that as being easily extorted and turned?

When did menage a trois start trumping espionage procedures?

Posted by: Thatch at August 17, 2020 10:21 PM (qWceQ)

847 Quid Pro Blow

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 17, 2020 10:21 PM (Mce6+)

848 There was the first impeachment effort, the Beltway punditry in early 2017 calling for his removal by coup if necessary, the voting machine suits, the Clinton-Obama-Steele subversion of the Trump campaign and transition, the Hollywood assassination chic,

the effort to take out former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn, the farce of the 25th Amendment that included the bathos of high federal officials contemplating wearing wires in private conservations with the president to the psychodrama of Professor Bandy Lee testifying before Congress about Trump's mental state,

the silly Emolument Clause gambit (Trump has lost over $1 billion while in office and taking no salary), the subversion of the FISA courts, the Russian hoax, Robert Mueller's two-year long and $35 million witch hunt, the fabricated Steele dossier implanted in the bowels of the Obama government and media,

the one-phone-call impeachment circus, the revolt of the retired generals, and what has rightly lately been called "coup porn," the hysteria over Ukraine and the caricaturing of

Trump in 2020 as Typhoid Mary, Herbert Hoover, and Bull Connor as the Left weaponized the contagion, quarantine, and rioting.


[that's one sentence]

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (/jZjK)

849 Trump in 2020 as Typhoid Mary, Herbert Hoover, and Bull Connor as the Left weaponized the contagion, quarantine, and rioting.





[that's one sentence]

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (/jZjK)


Joe /Blow campaign theatrics for 2020 pays for Burn Loot Murder slaying of black children, and attempted murder of whites, any time anywhere on TV's everywhere.
{that's sentence #2}

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 17, 2020 10:44 PM (Mce6+)

850 Lisa's parents must be so proud.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 17, 2020 10:50 PM (7k/uO)

851 crepote update: Win 10 rebooted, came to the "pretty picture" landing screen where login should be. Mouse and keyboard dead. Replugged em to different USB ports. Still dead. I had to power-cycle PC. Back to the same situation: unusable, bricked. Shit! I don't have time to go thru this crap. Hope it didn't fuck up my Carbonite cloud.

Hope none of you guys catches this.
Posted by: gp at August 17, 2020 09:55 PM (qpX6U)

Boot the PC with a thumb drive loaded with Linux. Use Linux to retrieve as many files as you can from the hard drive.

Then wipe the HD, and install Linux.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2020 10:52 PM (5iYXj)

852 mb: "Strzok and McCabe were on the same Page."

That's How It's Done(tm).

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 17, 2020 11:12 PM (Ndje9)

853 They should all share a prison cell and throuple all they want.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 17, 2020 11:30 PM (SH7Tr)

854 Thank you Lord for another day.

And the cooler mornings thus far this week.

Posted by: Andy McCabe at August 18, 2020 06:11 AM (fAcn5)

855 Off sock

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2020 06:11 AM (fAcn5)

856 852 mb: "Strzok and McCabe were on the same Page."

That's How It's Done(tm).
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 17, 2020 11:12 PM (Ndje9)

LOL stolen.

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857 Joe keeps forgetting how many grandkids he has, though in his defense it's hard to keep up with Hunter's night life.

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