And That Ludicrous Leftwing Hack Was Me: Washington Post's Philip Bump Claims That Kamala Harris Didn't Really Call Joe Biden a Racist When She Called Him a Racist

"As the only black person on this stage, I would like to speak on the issue of race," Harris said prompting audience applause and a concession from the MSNBC moderators to give Harris time.
"I'm going to now direct this at Vice President Biden. I do not believe you are a racist," Harris declared before going on to call Biden exactly that.
"I also believe -- and it's personal and it was hurtful to hear you talk about the reputations of two United States senators who built their reputations and career on the segregation of race in this country. And it was not only that, but you also worked with them to oppose busing," Harris said. "There was a little girl in California who was part of the second class to integrate her public schools, and she was bused to school everyday. And that little girl was me."

Philip Bump claims that the "I'm not calling you a racist" was completely sincere -- even though she then went on to accuse him of providing aid and comfort to segregationists, and trying to bully her from attending an integrated school -- and that this is in fact such a clearly-provable fact that any claims that she called Biden a racist are objectively "false" claims.

Tater's squeeing at the fresh opportunity to call Trump a Poopy-Pants Liar:

"The very first words of the very first statement President Trump’s reelection campaign offered in response to the selection of Sen. Kamala D. Harris (D-Calif.) to be Joe Biden’s running mate were false," @PBUMP notes https://t.co/E4YAMzPMbv
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) August 11, 2020

Meanwhile, the New York Times has done its own fact-checking and they've decided that Kamala Harris is a "pragmatic moderate," though they might later have to deem her a "committed progressive" if she gets attacked by the left as a "cop" as she was attacked during the primaries:

"Pragmatic Moderate" is apparently the messaging that Democrats are going with. HA HA HA HA HA. I LOVE IT. https://t.co/FI64eS29YG
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) August 11, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 06:50 PM

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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2020 06:50 PM (H5knJ)

2 The memory hole is working overtime for the dems

Posted by: iandeal at August 11, 2020 06:51 PM (vgGyZ)

3 she was NOT THE ONLY BALCK PERSON ON THE STAGE

SHEs not BLACK

Posted by: Avi at August 11, 2020 06:51 PM (dHrq/)

4 LOLOLOL!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2020 06:52 PM (q177U)

5 pragmatically locking up pot smokers
and moderately releasing rioters

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 06:52 PM (J8nVw)

6 Bwhahahahahahaha [gasp] hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 06:52 PM (8B6Ng)

7 Shocked face.

The water is heavy, but she's my brother.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 06:52 PM (6i2m+)

8 From the last thread and others, can we auto ban Monty James ala MUNG? Dude is asshoe.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 11, 2020 06:52 PM (nFRLh)

9 That should lock up the hobbit vote.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 11, 2020 06:53 PM (kWopd)

10 Missed it by that much, you raaaaacist

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 11, 2020 06:53 PM (QG7/0)

11 Slo / Ho 2020

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 06:53 PM (J8nVw)

12 Tater is just angry that everyone is mocking him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 06:53 PM (6i2m+)

13 Panzer Shrek >>> Kamala Harris?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 06:53 PM (6hUiM)

14 OMG, the ads are going to be hilarious.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 11, 2020 06:53 PM (qZdIZ)

15 Programmed moderate or Progresso soup. I vote for soup.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (mNhhD)

16 That pic of Harris in Mollies Tweet- she doesn't even believe that shit!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (AD3JT)

17 And the cover up starts... She needed a make-over so they'll conveniently run interference for her..Trump's a liar, will be uttered every time he points out what she has actually said and done.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (Zmnko)

18 Tater is in the lead for press secretary. Let's see who can catch him!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (6i2m+)

19 She'll be a media darling before dark. Seen that coming

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (M+Lyo)

20 Willowed:

541 He's white. And he's a New York Jew. And he's a big-firm trial lawyer.

Not exactly a bro from the 'hood.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2020 06:45 PM (k4dH2)

And for some reason I don't understand, a lot of AAs do not like Jews. Bad choice all around.

This is what happens when you stupidly limit your choice by race and sex.

Next time around the VP pick will have to be a black native American disabled transexual.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 06:51 PM (9hauA)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (9hauA)

21 "I'm not calling you a racist"

That's actually worse than calling him a racist.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Kanye 2020 at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (luzVb)

22 legalinsurrection.com/slow-joe and phony kamala - first attack ad on kamala vp-pick

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (OjZpE)

23 Jo / Blo 2020

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (J8nVw)

24
Tater is just angry that everyone is mocking him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 06:53 PM (6i2m+)

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Well, that, and he can't quite reach that chicken wing he got stuck under his titty.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (1YYgA)

25 Pragmatically sucks, moderately swallows.

Posted by: Hands at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (786Ro)

26 You gotta wonder what Joe Biden was thinkiing when he had to announce Kamala? Was it "I hate you, you lying bi***", or was it more like "what's tonight, tapioca or butterscotch?"

Posted by: Hillary at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (v16oJ)

27 Need a better picture. That face could scare a bulldog off a meat wagon.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (m/Gc2)

28 The first Black woman on a major party ticket. But she's not black. She's just a little tan.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (Y0bLv)

29 The left really seems to be going with the whole "who are you going to believe? Us, or your lying eyes?" thing these days, aren't they?

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (8B6Ng)

30 Kamala Harris >>> Soup Nazi?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (6hUiM)

31 With all this gaslighting going on chandlers will go out of business.

Posted by: Decaf at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (4D+FL)

32 Welp, no bats for you bat haters.

Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (MVjcR)

33 vmom for the win and just outside the top 10!

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (nFRLh)

34 Really don't understand how Harris, former DA, can be the pick when BLM claims the justice system is RACIST and defund the policie is a central plank of the far left.

Posted by: iandeal at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (vgGyZ)

35 Dems got a big problem. All it needs is more cowbell

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (QG7/0)

36 Big supporter of Juicy Smolette, no?

Posted by: Regular joe at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (L9P9s)

37 Joey Bidet is still taking a nap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (6hUiM)

38 The Times is using an old photo of Kamala when they defend her?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (WEBkv)

39 In the same way, Joe Biden suffers from a childhood stutter that no one noticed all the while he's been yammering away for 5 decades.

Of course, they will claim we are the ones doing the gaslighting.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (9hauA)

40 Harris appeals to White liberals in general and AWFL's in particular, so Tater is fine with her. Biden had those. How she helps Biden in any discernible way is hard to see. She's a repellent and horrible human being and while a soft leftist can overlook that to some degree others will not. She even manages to turn off the Marxists and Hard Left.

Again, a very stupid choice.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (puu6v)

41 I honestly doubt Biden remembers her saying it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (AD3JT)

42 26
You gotta wonder what Joe Biden was thinkiing when he had to announce
Kamala? Was it "I hate you, you lying bi***", or was it more like
"what's tonight, tapioca or butterscotch?"

Posted by: Hillary

Errrr.....Hillary = pep. IN BIZARRO WORLD!

Posted by: Hillary at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (v16oJ)

43 I fart on this choice. This Kamala choice.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (XTyi0)

44 1%'er

That's her support in the black community.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (6i2m+)

45 I would try to hang the Juicy Smollett hoax around Kamala's neck.
Why? Because she was in on it. Juicy took his orders from her and Booker.
They needed a convenient "incident" for their anti-lynching bill.

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (w7KSn)

46 The first Black woman on a major party ticket. But she's not black. She's just a little tan.
Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (Y0bLv)

She's probably darker from the Indian side of her family than the Jamaican side. I'm also sort of over being told what "makes" a black person.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (8B6Ng)

47 I'm not calling you a racist

"You're just old and confused."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (yQpMk)

48 Kamasutra Harris is eager to present her 69 point plan to stimulate the economy.

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (J8nVw)

49 The Times is using an old photo of Kamala when they defend her?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal sta

I looked up her new face.

Yikes.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM (9hauA)

50 Kamala Hussein Harris, mmm mmm mmm.

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM (RuIsu)

51 They seem to have a messaging problem. Cameltoe's a pragmatic moderate, but Joe's going to have the most progressive administration in history.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM (sWM8x)

52 I got $50 that Biden calls her "Caramel"

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM (Izzlo)

53 41 I honestly doubt Biden remembers her saying it.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (AD3JT)

Truth

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM (6i2m+)

54 Reading comments on leftist sites the consensus is they hate her but will vote for Hitler himself if it means defeating Trump.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM (h+r2H)

55 How come all photos of her are pre-face lift? What happens when she appears live and everyone gasps?

Posted by: Decaf at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM (4D+FL)

56 I watched a little of MSNBCNN and yeah, it's all about the lies Trump is putting out there about Kamala. Because he's calling her (and Joe) radical, they're doubling down on Kamala The Cop. Gotta hand it to Trump, let the media push the Tough Prosecutor angle, to her detriment.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (mNhhD)

57 Kamala and Joe are both Donks. They each know that the other is lying and will continue to lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (+y/Ru)

58 Bye.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (4k/Uz)

59 46
The first Black woman on a major party ticket. But she's not black. She's just a little tan.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (Y0bLv)

She's probably darker from the Indian side of her family than the
Jamaican side. I'm also sort of over being told what "makes" a black
person.

Posted by: clutch cargo

Pffffffft. She's a honky.

Posted by: Dravidians at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (v16oJ)

60 So Joe needed a moderate for his Uber Prog Plan with Bernie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (6i2m+)

61 Kampala Harris sucks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (kWopd)

62 Get Joe behind closed doors and you will see a genuine LBJ class racist. I guarantee that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (o2MD2)

63 So Mrs HoD is here, riffing on vmom - Joe and the Ho, Slo and the Ho, Slo and the Blo. Comedy gold Jerry!

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (nFRLh)

64 Kalamara.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (w0XWc)

65 Kamasutra Harris is eager to present her 69 point plan to stimulate the economy.

She will lay it out in broad strokes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

66 Remember, this so-called pragmatic moderate persecuted the outfit that revealed the Planned Parenthood baby parts selling scheme and also refused to enforce a voter change to the state constitution banning gay marriage.

This bitch needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (xBxJz)

67 "I am not calling you the most awful thing possible in American society" is a tell that yes, you are just about going to do that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (cZjDV)

68 Jussie's girl
I hear that she was Jussie's girl
Where do I hoax a woman like that?

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (J8nVw)

69 I wonder if he has given her a good sniff ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (M+Lyo)

70 Willie Brown said recently that Kamala Harris would "word her behind off for Biden" - and if anybody's an expert on the working of Kamala's behind, it's Willie Brown.

Posted by: Paco at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (hOjCo)

71 Arby's sends their congratulations to Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (nu45M)

72 Commodores "The Bump" > Philip Bump

https://youtu.be/LgnuNk2-YF4

Posted by: Hands at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (786Ro)

73 Is it just me or does that last picture of Harris make her look like a black Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (2JVJo)

74 I consider Aunt Jemima a black women, Kamala, not so much. But an hour in the spay tan booth, and she will be pretty dark.

Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (cJXul)

75
She suggested the Knights of Columbus was an extremist organization.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (mht8P)

76 Also, how long until Biden stands a little to close or actually lays hands on her? He's gonna do it. They can't ever be in the same room together without a buffer.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (AD3JT)

77 Klamaxa.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:00 PM (w0XWc)

78 Remember, as Tulsi told the world, she did a lot of awful things as DA. But of course, the defund the police Dems won't make a big deal out of it, same as when #MeToo came for Biden.

But imagine this will probably depress the vote, at least a little.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:00 PM (9hauA)

79 Kalamata ? is that greek

Posted by: Joe "who am i " Biden at August 11, 2020 07:00 PM (M+Lyo)

80 Kimorpa.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:00 PM (w0XWc)

81 Kamala will be the first African-American female Vice Presidential nominee.

oh wait...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Kanye 2020 at August 11, 2020 07:00 PM (luzVb)

82 She's also a pragmatic virgin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 11, 2020 07:00 PM (+y/Ru)

83 IIRC, Kamalatoe's whole story has been proven to be bullshit. She wasn't bused and the busing happened after she was in school or some such.

Not that I am surprised that a donkey-commmie lies but it is out there.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2020 07:00 PM (pw+jk)

84 Where the fuck is Biden?

Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2020 07:00 PM (q177U)

85 76
Also, how long until Biden stands a little to close or actually lays
hands on her? He's gonna do it. They can't ever be in the same room
together without a buffer.

hmm. for some reason, i misread that as "fluffer".

Posted by: Anachronda at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (sGtp+)

86 The Biden/Harris theme song = "Who's Sniffing Who?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (6hUiM)

87 78
Remember, as Tulsi told the world, she did a lot of awful things as DA.
But of course, the defund the police Dems won't make a big deal out of
it, same as when #MeToo came for Biden.

Tulsi was the pick I feared most. Thank God they're so stupid they wouldn't give it to her.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (v16oJ)

88 Fox just showed a clip of Colbert interviewing Kamala, asking why she zapped Joe on his racist past. She replued, "It was a debate!"

She is a snake and a total Leninist. She says whatever she believes will win the moment.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (AMIL/)

89 The Times is using an old photo of Kamala when they defend her?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM

They're going with Biden greeting her at the debates, showing them together, all smiles and warm handshakes.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (mNhhD)

90 I don't think she's even black is she? Jamaican and Asian as I understand it. That won't stop the pressholes though. Remember the white Latino George Zimmerman?

Narratives are the imperatives for the lying presstitutes

Posted by: oddnot at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (Xltxe)

91 Klamato.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (kWopd)

92 Kramala

Posted by: Joe at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (M+Lyo)

93 I think conferences that do play will earn a ton of goodwill.

Its gonna be like baseball, they'll try then someone will get the Wu Flu and then they will shut down team by team until its all gone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

94 67 "I am not calling you the most awful thing possible in American society" is a tell that yes, you are just about going to do that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (cZjDV)

If America is built on systemic racism, then wouldn't being called a racist be a compliment?

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (Izzlo)

95 41 I honestly doubt Biden remembers her saying it.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM (AD3JT)

Biden is like the governor Mel Brooks portrayed in "Blazing Saddles," Lepetomane. He will sign anything put in front of him, spout any talking points put in front of him, take any position he is told to take. There's no there there. It is the damnest thing I ever have seen.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (puu6v)

96 Damn it, stop calling her black. Uncle Joe is as dark as she is!

Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (cJXul)

97 Joe doesn't know what he had for supper yesterday

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (OjZpE)

98 Kilpata.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (w0XWc)

99 Reading comments on leftist sites the consensus is they hate her but will vote for Hitler himself if it means defeating Trump.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM (h+r2H)

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Real enthusiasm.

Posted by: Decaf at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (4D+FL)

100 Krampus is scared of Kamala.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (6hUiM)

101 And that little basement was mine.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (786Ro)

102 Trump should abandon the debates with Joe and challenge Kamala to them instead, since everyone knows she's the real nominee.

And then ask why she took a job offer from someone she considers racist.

Posted by: Methos at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (kOpft)

103 Tulsi was the pick I feared most. Thank God they're so stupid they wouldn't give it to her.
Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (v16oJ)

Same here. She's young, moderately attractive, and with a back story that would play well with a lot of blue-collar dems.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (SgjGX)

104 Again, a very stupid choice.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 06:

I'm still stunned.

Posted by: Ha at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (Q3ZwH)

105 The entire 2019 Atlanta MSNBC debate is an oppo file on KH.

Well, at least now Biden has locked up the Pacific Time Zone states-- Bay Area & L.A.-based consultants be gettin' paid!!!

Posted by: Swamposphere at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (0/zKO)

106 Memory hole, glory hole, it's all the same to me.

Posted by: Kamala H., Professional Chrome Remover at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (RVcmP)

107 84 Where the fuck is Biden?
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No kidding. This has gone beyond a bizarro-world candidacy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (sWM8x)

108 Get Joe behind closed doors and you will see a genuine LBJ class racist. I guarantee that.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 06:58 PM (o2MD2)

I'm a born and bred New Englander. Some of the shit northerners say about blacks would make Bull Connor say, "Whoa! Dial it back, brah!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (2JVJo)

109 74
I consider Aunt Jemima a black women, Kamala, not so much. But an hour in the spay tan booth, and she will be pretty dark.

not certain whether typo, or whether medicinal robotics have progressed more than i thought.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (sGtp+)

110 Also, how long until Biden stands a little to close or actually lays hands on her? He's gonna do it. They can't ever be in the same room together without a buffer.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM

Personally I'd like to see Kameltoe and Hunter in the same room. They both have the morals of alley cats.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (mNhhD)

111 She will deliver the state of California!

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (w7KSn)

112 It was paste, Joe. With noodles.

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (RuIsu)

113 Kartoffel.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (w0XWc)

114 I wonder if he has given her a good sniff ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2020 06:59 PM (M+Lyo)

She's probably too black-adjacent for him to want to sniff, but he probably made her rub his leg hair.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (9hauA)

115 Tulsi did not come across as insane.

Marianne seemed nice if a bit loopy.

So naturally the Democrat Borg Machine destroyed them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (6hUiM)

116 Jar Jar Bunks will make a fine VP.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (kWopd)

117 any chance she'll resign from the Senate?

not that Gruesome wouldn't appoint someone just as bad, if not worse?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (kb/by)

118 Corn Pop asked me why i picked Krakula, I told him she smelled like victory !

that and cat food

Posted by: Joe "who am i " Biden at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (M+Lyo)

119 So I glance at twitter, and apparently there are questions being raised about the location of Kamala's birth. Anyone know anything about that?

Posted by: Methos at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (kOpft)

120 Aw that sweet little girl Karenela loved sitting on my lap and going for a dog faced pony ride. Those made the hair on my legs get stiff and hard.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (pw+jk)

121 Two horrible people who deserve each other. Enjoy losing.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Kanye 2020 at August 11, 2020 07:04 PM (luzVb)

122 Tulsi will get her chance to run with Kyrsten Sinema.

Gabbard/Sinema '69!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2020 07:04 PM (SgjGX)

123 106
Memory hole, glory hole, it's all the same to me.

Posted by: Kamala H., Professional Chrome Remover

indeed. same here.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at August 11, 2020 07:04 PM (sGtp+)

124 I saw Pragmatic Moderate open for Tragically Hip at the governor's mansion in Sacramento

Posted by: Hands at August 11, 2020 07:04 PM (786Ro)

125 Can anyone provide a link to the article Ace posted a while back that listed Biden's possible candidates? It had detailed information of why Kamala would not be eligible as POTUS because she's not a Natural Born Citizen.

Posted by: MrObvious at August 11, 2020 07:04 PM (k+h+d)

126 Joe will say she's just as smart as a white lady.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 07:04 PM (Y0bLv)

127 52
I got $50 that Biden calls her "Caramel"

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM (Izzlo)

+++++
I'm sure they've got him practicing the correct pronunciation of her name 100 times in front of a mirror. And he'll still come out with "Caramel."

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 07:04 PM (T2NR8)

128 not that Gruesome wouldn't appoint someone just as bad, if not worse?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 11, 2020 07:03 PM (kb/by)
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I was about to say "not possible" then, I thought of Becerra and realized it was possible.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 07:05 PM (WEBkv)

129 My memory hole is deep , wide and luxurious.

-Kalamata Harris

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:05 PM (w0XWc)

130 The media will give her a thorough vetting!

It's their job!

Posted by: LOL at August 11, 2020 07:05 PM (Q3ZwH)

131 Liz Warren is devastated.
She can no longer be the first Indian woman to run on a Presidential ticket.

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 07:05 PM (J8nVw)

132 Babylon Bee: Stacey Abrams graciously accepts nomination.

https://is.gd/jWPMcv

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2020 07:05 PM (OeBYn)

133 We've replace Joe's actual VP nominee with Kamala Harris.

Let's see if he notices...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Kanye 2020 at August 11, 2020 07:05 PM (luzVb)

134 Tulsi was the pick I feared most. Thank God they're so stupid they wouldn't give it to her.
Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (v16oJ)

There was no way they were going to give it to her. They hate her.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:05 PM (9hauA)

135 Kamalatoe

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 11, 2020 07:06 PM (kb/by)

136 California can still give the nation C. Bourdin, child of terrorists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 07:06 PM (6hUiM)

137 Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM

Ace's time machine, mighty time machine, better than that weather machine Iran whines about.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 11, 2020 07:06 PM (Nq9B2)

138 Oh man Remo Williams is on Amazon Prime

Posted by: MAGA at August 11, 2020 07:06 PM (eM2kT)

139 Reading comments on leftist sites the consensus is they hate her but will vote for Hitler himself if it means defeating Trump.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM (h+r2H)

Biden has the True Believers, if they vote. What Harris adds, though, is another question. It seems like absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:06 PM (puu6v)

140
Personally I'd like to see Kameltoe and Hunter in the same room. They both have the morals of alley cats.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 07:02 PM (mNhhD)
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You like seeing that sort of thing?

Call me....

Posted by: triggly puff at August 11, 2020 07:06 PM (WEBkv)

141 Babylon Bee: Stacey Abrams graciously accepts nomination.

choking over here...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Kanye 2020 at August 11, 2020 07:06 PM (luzVb)

142 And that little girl had nice-smelling hair

Posted by: Joe Biden, future ex-POTUS at August 11, 2020 07:06 PM (786Ro)

143 And for some reason I don't understand, a lot of AAs do not like Jews. Bad choice all around.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 06:51 PM (9hauA)

Three reasons come to mind for me:

1) Jews hold quite a few properties in NYC. It's little wonder racially aggrieved tenants hate them. Even and especially when Jewish people are otherwise very fair landlords.
2) The Nation of Islam looks down on the "Satanic Jew," and they have significant sway among black Americans. Pretty sure this needs no elaboration.
3) Having political and legal power well outside their representation. You can bet blacks increasingly resent the Jew's overwhelming influence in the Democratic Party, and the abrupt end to Eliot Engel's career is a sign that they begin to do something about it.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 07:06 PM (Wd/c5)

144 Toucher's Choice?

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 07:07 PM (RuIsu)

145 131
Liz Warren is devastated.

She can no longer be the first Indian woman to run on a Presidential ticket.

ba-dump-bump

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:07 PM (v16oJ)

146 I wonder who came up with build back better and how much they were paid

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 07:07 PM (TteTU)

147 I was about to say "not possible" then, I thought of Bracero and realized it was possible.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 07:05 PM (WEBkv)

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FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 11, 2020 07:07 PM (kb/by)

148 Can they issue an Amber alert for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 11, 2020 07:07 PM (kWopd)

149 132 Babylon Bee: Stacey Abrams graciously accepts nomination.

https://is.gd/jWPMcv
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2020 07:05 PM (OeBYn)

hahahahahaha.

The hell of it is Abrams would have ginned up black turnout to some degree. Harris will not.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:07 PM (puu6v)

150 As I said on a thread in the last day or so:
by contemporary demonrat "standards" Mumia is a Pragmatic Moderate ... where does that leave The Prosecutor ?

(as they said in the chow lines in Gulag:
"you want more ? the prosecutor will give you more !")

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 11, 2020 07:08 PM (CNGys)

151 If there was any chance of Biden winning ( LOL), no way they would have picked Kalamata. This is to retain the house, marginal wins, black vote motivation.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:08 PM (w0XWc)

152 She's gonna get beat like a pinata at a Mexican birthday party. Ole!

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 11, 2020 07:08 PM (U2zca)

153 Aw come on guys. I had to pick a colored woman and I really don't like the way the dark ones smell so I went with a light caramel lady that can take 4 knuckles in he No-No spot.

Win-Win

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (pw+jk)

154 Next up, MSM polling

Harris 99.9%
Pence 00.1%

Posted by: Hands at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (786Ro)

155 I thought of a line for Trump's speech at Gettysburg: "And while these brave soldiers fought and died here to Make All Men Free, Candidate Harris's family were still whipping their slaves in Jamaica!"

okay maybe it's a bit over the top, but I'd love to hear it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)

156 125

Please for the love of all things holy not this shit again.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (h+r2H)

157 They want to maximize BLM. Kalamata is it.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (w0XWc)

158 The hell of it is Abrams would have ginned up black turnout to some degree. Harris will not.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:07 PM (puu6v)

Abrams is a glorified DMV lady and a gross lardass besides, but at least she isn't Nadler sized. Harris is thinner, but much less of a campaigner. She couldn't even successfully bring down Joe Biden- how the hell is she gonna stop Trump?

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (Wd/c5)

159 Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 07:06 PM (Wd/c5)

It is hard to build a coalition around groups of people who absolutely hate one another. The Dems have held it together to a degree but it is fraying rapidly.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (puu6v)

160 Harris 99.9%
Pence 00.1%

Dammit.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (XTyi0)

161 Shouldn't Joe give her the spot AFTER she...you know?

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (9Fwwf)

162 I wonder who came up with build back better and how much they were paid
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 07:07 PM (TteTU)
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Maybe Kamala has back and that's why the Biden campaign brought her on board?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (WEBkv)

163 Harris destroyed Pence in their upcoming debate!

Posted by: MSM at August 11, 2020 07:10 PM (Q3ZwH)

164 My favorite recent Bee headline:

Biden Campaign Warns That For Debate Biden Will Need A Mask That Completely Conceals His Face And He Might Sound Different

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:10 PM (9hauA)

165 Willowed from two threads back:

Remember Harris was the Dem power broker's pick when they knew they
didn't stand a chance in Hell of beating Trump. They wanted her so they
could kneecap her political future. The power brokers can read their
internal polls, and those internals tell them they still don't have a
chance, so reward the old party dog, and get rid of the bitch at the
same time, and you have the 2020 Dem ticket.

Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2020 07:10 PM (7zUjo)

166 Win/Win for for Donks. They flush the toilet of both these idiots if they lose or finish ass raping the rest of the country if they cheat their way in. These two are figureheads, nothing more.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2020 07:10 PM (SM5ES)

167 46 The first Black woman on a major party ticket. But she's not black. She's just a little tan.
Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (Y0bLv)

She's probably darker from the Indian side of her family than the Jamaican side. I'm also sort of over being told what "makes" a black person.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Indians are caucasian.

The is established fact in the scientific community. Not even up for debate.

To be a bit more precise:

Aside from two very specific ethnic groups, the entirety of the populations of India are on the "caucasoid" side of the racial dividing line (which basically runs along the border between Bangladesh and Burma, then continues as the border between India and China, etc.). DNA markers are clearly defined between "East Asian" (formerly "Mongoloid" in the old terminology) and "caucasoid" (better known as "white people").

Those two Indian ethnic groups NOT included in this category are the Dravidians of far south India (who are basically an ethnicity unto themselves) and the Tibetan-Indians of far north Indian (who are part or entirely Asian). But all the rest are "caucasian," whatever their skin color might be ("white" is of course is a ridiculous misnomer, since many caucasian groups are fairly dark).

So on one side, Kamala Harris is "white." Don't know the specifics of the other side, but (like with Obama) it's entirely likely that her "black" side is at least somewhat mixed, since that is true for at least 70% of "diasporic Africans" (i.e. people of African descent now living in other parts of the world.)

Thus, she's over 50% white. Just like Obama was.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:10 PM (HEEq1)

168 okay maybe it's a bit over the top, but I'd love to hear it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)

Goddamn beautiful.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 07:10 PM (Wd/c5)

169 I thought of a line for Trump's speech at Gettysburg: "And while these brave soldiers fought and died here to Make All Men Free, Candidate Harris's family were still whipping their slaves in Jamaica!"

okay maybe it's a bit over the top, but I'd love to hear it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)

Love it!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:11 PM (9hauA)

170 "146 I wonder who came up with build back better and how much they were paid

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 07:07 PM (TteTU) "

oddly enough, mrs Eez & I were discussing this last week; our consensus: someones neer-do-well in-law, mid 6 figures.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 11, 2020 07:11 PM (CNGys)

171 Watching Kamala try to cover for Joe's gaffes is gonna be fun.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2020 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

172 You know who else was a pragmatic moderate????

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:11 PM (w0XWc)

173 Biden Campaign Warns That For Debate Biden Will Need A Mask That Completely Conceals His Face And He Might Sound Different
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LOL

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 11, 2020 07:11 PM (sWM8x)

174 Abrams is a glorified DMV lady and a gross lardass besides, but at least she isn't Nadler sized. Harris is thinner, but much less of a campaigner. She couldn't even successfully bring down Joe Biden- how the hell is she gonna stop Trump?
Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (Wd/c5)

Clueless. Again, outside of AWFL's, who Biden had, it is hard to see Harris brings anything to the table. I am glad I didn't bet on who Biden would pick.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:11 PM (puu6v)

175 Dumb as a rock/sucks all the cock

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 07:12 PM (aEZVI)

176 161
Shouldn't Joe give her the spot AFTER she...you know?

How do you know she hasn't?

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:12 PM (v16oJ)

177 Kamalato Barada Knuckle Too

Scooby Doo Me and you.
23 scadoo I want to put something in you.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2020 07:12 PM (pw+jk)

178 Harris was picked because she will reassure suburban AWFLs who are freaked out about BLM rioting, that Biden is a centrist moderate centrist who will protect them. Did I mention moderate centrist?

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 07:12 PM (h+r2H)

179 2) The Nation of Islam looks down on the "Satanic Jew," and they have significant sway among black Americans. Pretty sure this needs no elaboration."

I think this factor has been overlooked, because the Left has not wanted to look to closely at their "allies", but the poison from Elijah Muhammed and his follower Louis Farrakhan has been widespread and had a far more devastating impact among AA's than is recognized. And both of them have always preached slander about Jews that would have made Mohammed blush, stuff plagiarized straight out of Mein Kampf. And they've been doing this for 60 years with no pushback.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 07:13 PM (Kpl3J)

180 Kalapaka.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:13 PM (w0XWc)

181 Black? Both she and Biden look . . . kinda Orange. Is Orange no longer Bad?

Posted by: starboardhelm at August 11, 2020 07:13 PM (yy4fX)

182 How do you know she hasn't?
Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:12 PM (v16oJ)

Joe forgot it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:13 PM (puu6v)

183 Vmom is on fire tonight

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 07:13 PM (OjZpE)

184 Tom Servo: the British Empire, which Jamaica was part of, abolished slavery long before the US Civil War.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (cZjDV)

185 Thus, she's over 50% white. Just like Obama was.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:10 PM (HEEq1)

True.

Only part I would quibble with is that Obama is probably 50% black, his father being Kenyan.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (9hauA)

186 34 Really don't understand how Harris, former DA, can be the pick when BLM claims the justice system is RACIST and defund the policie is a central plank of the far left.
___________

The Dims have to tread a very fine line. They don't want to alienate the Antifa/BLM voters, so they have Slow Joe out there telling them that he's for open borders and no bail and emptying out prisons, etc.

But they know that the blue-collar white Dims, whose votes they also can't afford to lose, are turned off by those radical left positions, so they bring in "law and order" candidate Kamaltoe, with a wink and a nod, to signal to the blue collars that those radical positions of Joe's are just for show, and won't actually happen, 'cuz senile old Joe won't really be the prezzy.

That way they figure they can keep all the Dims happy. Or at least keep them in line.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (k4dH2)

187 Dems have resorted to essentially yelling 'first!' and hope someone is excited about that

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (uS2EJ)

188 Why are we only seeing older photos of Kamala? Where's the new and improved look?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (y5oH4)

189 Tom Servo: the British Empire, which Jamaica was part of, abolished slavery long before the US Civil War.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (cZjDV)

Don't ruin a great line!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (9hauA)

190 Vmom is on fire tonight
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 07:13 PM (OjZpE)
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Yep.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (WEBkv)

191 Do not question my blackness!

-Kalamata

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (w0XWc)

192 It is hard to build a coalition around groups of people who absolutely hate one another. The Dems have held it together to a degree but it is fraying rapidly.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (puu6v)

I wouldn't say they all hate each other, necessarily. Their goals are often at odds with each other, but promising a nice bit of looting against white America usually works.

However: between Weinstein and Epstein, the Jew is a relatively tiny slice of the voting population. Increasingly, their political and legal over representation stands to be a liability to the Democrat constituencies, and not an asset.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 07:15 PM (Wd/c5)

193 Why are we only seeing older photos of Kamala? Where's the new and improved look?
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (y5oH4)
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New is accurate. Improved needs scare quotes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 07:15 PM (WEBkv)

194 Of the 6 swing states, one--SC-- has a black population over 13%.

PA is at 10%.

The rest are less than 8%.

That's what she brings to the ticket as a black woman

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 11, 2020 07:15 PM (aO8Gd)

195 Why are we only seeing older photos of Kamala? Where's the new and improved look?
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost

Awkwarrrrd.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 07:15 PM (XTyi0)

196 I wonder who came up with build back better and how much they were paid

It's so stupid, but the funny part would be- assuming there was journalism- asking Joe what his campaign slogan was. There's no way he's going to remember nonsense.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2020 07:15 PM (pbStR)

197 Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Sutra
She sucks and blows
She sucks and blow wow wows

Posted by: Boy George at August 11, 2020 07:15 PM (+y/Ru)

198 I honestly doubt Biden remembers her saying it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM

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Oh he remembers it. Remember that "fake" page from a few weeks back that had harris on it with cute little quotes about not holding it against her.

All the clues were there that he was going to pick her, but I believed that he would not be that stupid but I was wrong.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 07:16 PM (JUOKG)

199 So the dems campaign strategy is to hide Joe's mind and Kamala's face? ...

Posted by: Pliney at August 11, 2020 07:16 PM (nzKWW)

200 There are going to be many magazine covers declaring Harris to be a fashion plate or something.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 07:16 PM (TteTU)

201 Sleepy Joe/Kamala-Toe '20

Has a pretty nice ring to it, don'tcha think?

Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2020 07:16 PM (4VEP+)

202 Juan Epstein?

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 07:16 PM (RuIsu)

203 The new facelift maybe didn't take, and Kamala now looks like she has Bells Palsy

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (x/sA1)

204 Stetler wouldn't know the truth of it crawled up his fat, bulbous, pasty white ass and winked at him through his mouth in the mirror.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (CKyRi)

205 All the clues were there that he was going to pick her, but I believed that he would not be that stupid but I was wrong.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 07:16 PM (JUOKG)

I doubt that Joe has much say in anything that happens in his campaign.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (aEZVI)

206 If I'm wearing a mask all the time how can I suck dick?

Posted by: Kamala Harris 2020 at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (mNhhD)

207 I like the way Karaton's hair is straight. You know like white girls.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (pw+jk)

208 The Leftie stepdaughter posted "Vote blue even if it's poo."

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (JKNZq)

209 Has Uncle Joe come out of the basement to talk-up his new running mate?

Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (MVjcR)

210 The heartwarming, cute, bat videos are a stark contrast to the homely harridan above.

Time was, one might insult a past-her-prime scoldy woman by calling her an old bat, but that's way too kind to Kamala.

Posted by: Bat Crazy at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (ZDidD)

211 "188 Why are we only seeing older photos of Kamala? Where's the new and improved look?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 11, 2020 07:14 PM (y5oH4) "

LOL !

probably in surgery right now to try for a "fix" ... she's gonna end up sadder looking than Michael Jackson.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (CNGys)

212 Pragmatic moderate = She'll sign the paper sending you to the camp because it's the law and she has to follow the law

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 11, 2020 07:18 PM (aO8Gd)

213 Phew! I was sure we'd be serving an indictment during their convention...

Posted by: AG William Barr at August 11, 2020 07:18 PM (vOGqy)

214 This is such a stupid choice one could almost believe Biden actually did make it himself.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 11, 2020 07:18 PM (rw1l7)

215 Of the 6 swing states, one--SC-- has a black population over 13%.

PA is at 10%.

The rest are less than 8%.

That's what she brings to the ticket as a black woman
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 11, 2020 07:15 PM (aO8Gd)

She wasn't picked for the black vote (unless they are intensely stupid, which is quite possible). Black folk generally don't like her.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:18 PM (9hauA)

216 Found it!

Back in 2008, I met both Joe Biden and Kamala Harris -- on the same day! Here's the link:

https://pjmedia.com/blog/zombie/2008/08/27/ live-from-dnc-its-zombietime-day-3-n18894

"The rumors are true. Political conventions are prime territory for star-chasers and celebrity hounds. In the space of just a few hours, I shook hands with the potential next vice president (Joe Biden), had lunch with my senator (Barbara Boxer) and a movie star (Danny Glover), then not long after met Dan Rather and San Francisco Attorney General Kamala Harris, and finally caught a glimpse of Hillary Clinton. And I wasn't even trying. Real fame addicts have innumerable other opportunities in Denver this week to chum around with lawmakers, legends and superstars.
...
From The Big Tent, my next destination was the "Emily's List Gala," with the most star-studded speakers' list all week: Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, and Nancy Pelosi. But as soon as I showed up, I ran into San Francisco Attorney General Kamala Harris (captured here in an unflattering moment), currently the center of a major controversy over her "humane" policy of extremely lenient sentencing for serious offenders. Despite that, she is widely considered to be a possible nominee for United States Attorney General should Obama get elected."

Kamala pic:

https://pjmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/____5700.jpg

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:18 PM (HEEq1)

217 She's probably darker from the Indian side of her family than the Jamaican side.
___________

Doubtful. Her mama boasted about being "high caste," and in India, that means lighter skinned.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2020 07:18 PM (k4dH2)

218 When Joe wakes up from his nap he will have a big surprise.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (h+r2H)

219 I wouldn't say they all hate each other, necessarily. Their goals are often at odds with each other, but promising a nice bit of looting against white America usually works.

However: between Weinstein and Epstein, the Jew is a relatively tiny slice of the voting population. Increasingly, their political and legal over representation stands to be a liability to the Democrat constituencies, and not an asset.
Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 07:15 PM (Wd/c5)

Disagree. Generalizing, of course, but blacks and Hispanics in urban areas do not get along, to put it mildly, and they both hate gays. Asians are about as hated as Jews by other elements of the coalition. And on and on. Yes, Whites have been made the Great Satan of the Cult of Woke but Two Minutes of Hate only lasts two minutes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (puu6v)

220 Joe should have picked a man, like Michael Obama.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (kWopd)

221 The Leftie stepdaughter posted "Vote blue even if it's poo."
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (JKNZq)

Inspiring.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (9hauA)

222 164 My favorite recent Bee headline:

Biden Campaign Warns That For Debate Biden Will Need A Mask That Completely Conceals His Face And He Might Sound Different
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:10 PM (9hauA)

I loved that one! And if one failed to read all the way through, you'd have missed the last paragraph of the story, which might have been the funniest part:

"Dillon also warned that it is possible that during the debate someone looking just like Joe Biden may stumble out onto the stage looking confused and wondering what's going on. She told the press that would be Moe Biden, Joe Biden's twin brother whom no one had mentioned until now, and he likes to play jokes like that. Silly old Moe."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (Kpl3J)

223 I doubt that Joe has much say in anything that happens in his campaign.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (aEZVI)

+++++
Yeah. He's pretty much down to reciting the note cards given to him and pretty much mangles all that.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (T2NR8)

224 Joe Biden's campaign slogan (it''ll need editing to fit on a bumper sticker):
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (v16oJ)

225 Juan Epstein?
Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 07:16 PM

Couldn't make it.

Posted by: Epstein's Mother at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (krv3H)

226 It is like someone said well he does have $6 million man on betamax

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (TteTU)

227 If I'm wearing a mask all the time how can I suck dick?

Posted by: Kamala Harris 2020 at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (mNhhD)

Barry O: It's very easy. First you have to...I mean.. I don't know...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (wkpDE)

228 https://youtu.be/3fdZWbIsrFk
*******
Kamala Theme Song

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (lys4j)

229 "As the only black person on this stage, I would like to speak on the issue of race,"

Yeah, that would make for a big change. It's about time someone brought up the taboo issue that never gets mentioned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (9jxbm)

230 "208 The Leftie stepdaughter posted "Vote blue even if it's poo."

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (JKNZq) "

Sadly true.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (CNGys)

231 I picked Carema because she put an awful lot of those black folks in prison.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2020 07:20 PM (pw+jk)

232 Has anyone raises that most important question- is there a tape of Kramala doing nakked stuff? There has to be.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:20 PM (w0XWc)

233 Really don't understand how Harris, former DA, can be the pick when BLM claims the justice system is RACIST and defund the policie is a central plank of the far left.
Posted by: iandeal at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (vgGyZ)

They literally mean nothing they say or do. It's all will to power.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 07:20 PM (uEbPt)

234 Disagree. Generalizing, of course, but blacks and Hispanics in urban areas do not get along, to put it mildly, and they both hate gays. Asians are about as hated as Jews by other elements of the coalition. And on and on. Yes, Whites have been made the Great Satan of the Cult of Woke but Two Minutes of Hate only lasts two minutes.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (puu6v)

You forgot one: liberal black women greatly resent liberal white women.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:20 PM (9hauA)

235 So, do VP candidates *have* to meet eligibility requirements for Prez? If not, when Joe resigns, it would go to 3rd in line for the job, right? Trying to remember who that is...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2020 07:21 PM (7Fj9P)

236 I got $50 that Biden calls her "Caramel"

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 06:57 PM

And he'll mispronounce it as "Car-mull".

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 07:21 PM (mNhhD)

237 Well, she did say that she didn't think he was a racist.

Isn't this just a rhetorical evolution of the 'Some people say'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2020 07:21 PM (cI3Q7)

238 "229 "As the only black person on this stage, I would like to speak on the issue of race,"

Yeah, that would make for a big change. It's about time someone brought up the taboo issue that never gets mentioned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (9jxbm) "

not just a lol, that got a genuine belly laugh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 11, 2020 07:21 PM (CNGys)

239 >>I wonder who came up with build back better and how much they were paid

Build Back Better is the name of a far left group in the UK that is a front for their version of the New Green Deal. Seriously.

https://www.buildbackbetteruk.org

Slow Joe plagiarizes everything. He's incapable of independent thought.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 07:21 PM (ZLI7S)

240 Let's not go down the road of claiming Harris isn't a natural born citizen. Just let her record speak for itself.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 11, 2020 07:21 PM (QG7/0)

241 Kamala pic:

https://pjmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/____5700.jpg
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:18 PM (HEEq1)

what goes in the spaces? I forgot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 07:21 PM (Kpl3J)

242 She doesn't let witnesses answer her questions. The DEMedia will learn that she won't let them ask questions.

Posted by: Eve at August 11, 2020 07:22 PM (5fXnX)

243
Really don't understand how Harris, former DA, can be the pick when BLM claims the justice system is RACIST and defund the policie is a central plank of the far left.
Posted by: iandeal at August 11, 2020 06:55 PM (vgGyZ)

I imagine that those long-time racist cocksuckers at the DNC figured that "BLM is mostly black men. Black men are all felons so they can't vote anyway. No problem with nominating Harris. QED."

Besides, it looked to me like Kameltoe was the original DNC choice for the nomination, but she crashed and burned in the primary so they went with Sniffin' Joe. Putting her in the passenger seat was a no-brainer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2020 07:22 PM (EGyGV)

244 Has Uncle Joe come out of the basement to talk-up his new running mate?
Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2020 07:17 PM (MVjcR)

Have they been introduced?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2020 07:22 PM (lgiXo)

245 And here's the Biden pic and caption:

"I was walking through downtown Denver on Monday when, completely unexpectedly, I ran into Joe Biden at the corner of Lawrence Street and 16th. I saw a crowd of people surrounding someone, and at first, even after getting a glimpse of him, I have to admit I didn't even know who he was. Partly because he was inside a barbecue shack at that moment, and partly because I've been traveling since he was first nominated and haven't had any time to read the news, so I wasn't really familiar with what he looked like.

But then he came straight toward me and I realized it was the vice presidential nominee. Before I knew it, I was shaking his hand. (Now I've shaken hands with the entire Democratic ticket - I also unexpectedly shook Obama's hand during a fundraiser appearance in San Francisco.)
An odd detail: notice the guy with the glasses hovering in the background.

He not only looked like the real Joe Biden, he looked exactly like the real Joe Biden. In fact, over the following minutes, some people in the gathering crowd couldn't tell who was who.

As Biden waded through potential voters pressing the flesh, his doppelganger tailed behind (partly obscured by the guy with the green armband in this photo.) It was only later that it dawned on me that he wasn't just another fan - he must have been Biden's body double, used as a security measure I suppose.

Joe then hopped into the Bidenmobile - an eco-friendly armored Chevy Suburban (coughcough) and was on his way."

Biden pic (among several):

https://pjmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/____4792.jpg

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:22 PM (HEEq1)

246 Black hatred of whites > Black hatred of Hispanics

Hispanic Hatred of Whites > Hispanic hatred of blacks

They both hate each other but hate whites/ Trump more and so will join forces to defeat their bigger enemy. Think of blacks and Hispanic like Churchill and Stalin. No love lost but realize they have to team up to defeat the bigger enemy.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 07:22 PM (h+r2H)

247 Calling her a pragmatic moderate right out of the gate tells you everything you need to know about how the summer of Antifa is playing in the suburbs.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 11, 2020 07:22 PM (Wm5SB)

248
You forgot one: liberal black women greatly resent liberal white women.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:20 PM (9hauA)

My bad. That one, too.

When you build a coalition around hate of Group X, it is hard to keep the hate limited.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:22 PM (puu6v)

249 Speaking of screwballs . . .

Finding Freedom
Harry and Meghan and the Making of a Modern Royal Family
By: Carolyn Durand, Omid Scobie

Janis Joplin was right. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 11, 2020 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

250 And they've been doing this for 60 years with no pushback.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 07:13 PM (Kpl3J)

Yup. Actually, I was surprised that the Jewish owners in the NBA- and they are quite over-represented, once again- did not push back harder than they did. I suspect hate for the Jew is much deeper amon professional athletes than we thought. Why, I could not guess.

Originally the New York elites had an attitude of, "I don't give a fuck what the monkeys think, just as long as they keeping voting for us." Well, now they are reaping the fruits of that harvest. Ironically, members of the NOI are more articulate and industrious than the greater mass of AAs. With whites, intelligence and comportment are usually in inverse proportion to their bigotry.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 07:22 PM (Wd/c5)

251 Slavery in Jamaica ended in 1834 with all slaves freed within four years. After the emancipation of slaves the plantations were worked by indentured Indian and Chinese laborers. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 11, 2020 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

252 Calling her a pragmatic moderate right out of the gate tells you everything you need to know about how the summer of Antifa is playing in the suburbs.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls

This is a great point.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 07:23 PM (XTyi0)

253 How much lying will the media have to do for Kamala?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2020 07:23 PM (lgiXo)

254 She's not even really black, racially or culturally. If I were black I'd be pretty pissed off at the patronizing nature of telling me "here's your black VP candidate" regarding Kamala's.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 07:23 PM (aEZVI)

255 1. Get the crazy guy elected.

2. Impeach the slut bitch.

3. Profit!!!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi - 2020 (and abit) at August 11, 2020 07:23 PM (LWu6U)

256 Plugs is going to butcher her name more than a few times.

The lies are bad now, but just wait.

This will be like riding a mindfuck merry-go-round.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2020 07:23 PM (SM5ES)

257 Meanwhile.....

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem will be the keynote speaker on Sept. 4 at the Pottawattamie County (Iowa) Republican Party's annual Lincoln-Reagan Dinner.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (xPl2J)

258 38 The Times is using an old photo of Kamala when they defend her?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 06:56 PM

Shoulda seen ABC News tonight. They had the whole video hagiography cued up complete with music and black and white photo montage of her 60s baby pics. It was predictably slick, iconographic, and sickening.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (j3jZX)

259 Kameltoe must have had good suspicion she was the pick if Mooch didn't take it for awhile.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (OjZpE)

260 138 Oh man Remo Williams is on Amazon Prime

Posted by: MAGA

That movie is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watched it with the Wifey the other night and she thought it was funny. It was supposed to become a franchise, but it flopped hard at the box office.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (wUHYj)

261 247 Calling her a pragmatic moderate right out of the gate tells you everything you need to know about how the summer of Antifa is playing in the suburbs.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 11, 2020 07:22 PM (Wm5SB)

It obviously was hurting them in polling. Hence, it disappeared from the propaganda outlets almost overnight.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (puu6v)

262 There are going to be many magazine covers declaring Harris to be a fashion plate or something.

As presidential candidates go she wasn't bad looking before the facelift. HUGE head, but not bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

263 "188 Why are we only seeing older photos of Kamala? Where's the new and improved look?
______________

Probably not ready for prime time yet.

It takes a couple of months (at least) for cosmetic surgery on the face to look right. The swelling takes a long time to go down, and it takes a while for the face to settle into the new look. She should not have had it done so close to the announcement. Having it done a year ago would have been more prudent.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (k4dH2)

264 Reposting because I think it is an interesting subtopic, since all we are allowed to talk about in the US is race-related stuff:

I'm really looking forward to Trump's nomination acceptance speech at Gettysburg.

He's going to give a complete historical lecture on the evil DemonRat Party going back to the Civil War and he'll talk about how Blacks have been kept in chains by the Dems' policies, and how 2020 has been the Dems trying to start a second Civil War because they are pissed off at how an election came out, just like the Dems did in 1860.

Heads are going to explode. A second Trump term is the best chance for minorities in America to finally have a chance at real economic and personal freedom.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (/WAUs)

265 Obama was less black than Kamala. And it mattered not one bit as far as black voters went.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (h+r2H)

266 Runner @ 7:20 - umm, that would be disturbing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 07:25 PM (cZjDV)

267 260 138 Oh man Remo Williams is on Amazon Prime

Posted by: MAGA

That movie is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watched it with the Wifey the other night and she thought it was funny. It was supposed to become a franchise, but it flopped hard at the box office.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (wUHYj)

The books were much better.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 07:25 PM (aEZVI)

268 HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!
I picked WHO as my VP?!?!?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2020 07:25 PM (pw+jk)

269 Yes, Whites have been made the Great Satan of the Cult of Woke but Two Minutes of Hate only lasts two minutes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:19 PM (puu6v)

In Rhodesia, I'm certain the majority would kill Mugabe themselves if only the white man would return with prosperity.

You may be right, regardless. I'm not close enough to the racial politics to have an opinion either way.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 07:25 PM (Wd/c5)

270 That's what she brings to the ticket as a black woman

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 11, 2020 07:15 PM (aO8Gd)

I think she brings the same thing Obama did: she's a "black" who is safe for white people to vote for, because like Obama, she's not really black. She's half-Jamaican, half-Indian (dot) with no roots in America.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 11, 2020 07:25 PM (jK8Z7)

271 The press has done their own oppo reserch on Harris, and have prewritten rebuttals for everything.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2020 07:26 PM (dNzKv)

272 Tank SMASH!!!!

Posted by: Regular joe at August 11, 2020 07:26 PM (L9P9s)

273 270

Bingo.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 07:26 PM (h+r2H)

274 Thought they outlawed Joe Kamel

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 07:26 PM (O+AcM)

275 Plugs is going to butcher her name more than a few times.

The lies are bad now, but just wait.

This will be like riding a mindfuck merry-go-round.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2020 07:23 PM

"My running mate, uh, uh, the black gal, you know, Miss Thing over there."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 07:26 PM (mNhhD)

276 Well, she did say that she didn't think he was a racist.

Isn't this just a rhetorical evolution of the 'Some people say'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2020 07:21 PM (cI3Q7)

There's an old cliche that says anyone who starts a statement with "I'm not racist, but..." is going to say some flat out racist stuff.

As in, I'm not racist, but I think there's not a lot of diversity among black voters.

Or, I'm not racist, but I just don't think white people can understand the plight of the black man.

"I'm not racist, but" is pretty much just the flip side of "I don't think you're racist, but..."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 07:26 PM (hku12)

277 This is fun. Lib sister on law's female friends are pissed about Kamala. They are angry that she's married to a Jewish guy who should have married a Jewish girl. I suspect they'll snap out of it by November, but they were annoyed AF according to my husband.

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2020 07:26 PM (ONvIw)

278 185 Thus, she's over 50% white. Just like Obama was.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:10 PM (HEEq1)

True.

Only part I would quibble with is that Obama is probably 50% black, his father being Kenyan.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

Coastal Kenyans often have partial Arab ancestry.

Those Kenyans who had been converted to Islam were generally from the coast, and spent several hundred years intermingling with (and getting raped by) Arab slave traders. Most Muslim African Kenyams had some Arab back in the family tree somewhere.

(And...Arabs are caucasians, needless to say.)

Interior Kenyans who didn't convert to Islam are less likely to have interacted with the slave-traders, and thus less like to be part Arab.

Anyway, Obama's dad was part of the wealthy coastal Muslim elite and thus very likely to have some Arab/white ancestry.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:26 PM (HEEq1)

279 "I'm not calling you a racist."

*details 7 reasons why he is a racist*

"With all due respect to you Mr. Vice President, of course."

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 07:26 PM (/WAUs)

280 The Theme of the 2020 Democrat Convention is "Unify America", and I'm proud to represent the Republican Party as a demonstration of this wholesome intent!

Say, have I mentioned my father was a uniformed postal delivery agent?

Posted by: John Kasich at August 11, 2020 07:26 PM (DMUuz)

281 You know what's awesome?

Harris cribs her "debate" points from the Twitter left.

And she's stupid enough to think they resonate outside that echo chamber.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 11, 2020 07:27 PM (aO8Gd)

282 Joe isn't a racist. He was genuinely interested in whether Kamala preferred 7/11 work to cotton picking.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 07:27 PM (an7Mv)

283
Oh, joy.

Lyft has sent me an email about how they've "teamed up" with (read: bribed) Valerie Jarrett to address COVID-19.

They'll be providing 1.5m free rides During These Uncertain Times, When We Supposedly Stay Safe for Our Frontline Healthcare Heros by Staying at Home and Never Going Anywhere.

But only for "underserved" blacks, of course.

I'm sure their drivers will just L-O-V-E those pro bono rides to/from the housing projects... I'm sure they're big tippers, that lot. And they never rob cab drivers. Ever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 07:27 PM (1YYgA)

284 Biden will something like she is articulate and uses shampoo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 07:27 PM (TteTU)

285 You forgot one: liberal black women greatly resent liberal white women.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

I wonder if that's partially motivated by the fact that most of the ubiquitous interracial couples on TV ads are black man and white woman. The ad people obviously have an agenda of advertising their wokeness (as opposed to the, you know, product), but it's got to be infuriating.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:27 PM (v16oJ)

286 Everything you say before 'but' is bullshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:27 PM (6i2m+)

287 It obviously was hurting them in polling. Hence, it disappeared from the propaganda outlets almost overnight.
====================
Trump is only down 2 points.

In Minnesota.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2020 07:27 PM (7Fj9P)

288 >>I think she brings the same thing Obama did: she's a "black" who is safe for white people to vote for, because like Obama, she's not really black. She's half-Jamaican, half-Indian (dot) with no roots in America.

Obama was at least likable to a large number of people. Harris is as likable as crotch rot.

She should enjoy today. It's her high watermark.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)

289 Kalamata is a smoker. As in cigarettes.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:28 PM (w0XWc)

290 190 Vmom is on fire tonight

==

nah
just loopy

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 07:28 PM (J8nVw)

291 Zombie, that link doesn't work

Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2020 07:28 PM (7zUjo)

292 Brian Stetler is a real fucking Einstein.

See, Brian? That was a compliment -- I called you "Einstein".

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 07:28 PM (an7Mv)

293 Stacy Abrams new bean flicker book will be all about how some floozy who gives better head stole her man and how after years of practice, she's on a warpath to get her man back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:28 PM (6i2m+)

294 262 There are going to be many magazine covers declaring Harris to be a fashion plate or something.

As presidential candidates go she wasn't bad looking before the facelift. HUGE head, but not bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

Agreed. Pretty good looking for mid-Fifties. She needed a personality lift more than a face lift.

And kudos to everyone who realized the face lift meant she would be named Veep by whoever did that for Joe.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:29 PM (puu6v)

295 I think she brings the same thing Obama did: she's a "black" who is safe for white people to vote for, because like Obama, she's not really black. She's half-Jamaican, half-Indian (dot) with no roots in America.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 11, 2020 07:25 PM (jK8Z7)

Obama, for all his flaws, had actual ability. Even without the legacy of his horrifically failed Administration, the same one. that made Trump possible, Harris doesn't have his charisma or his (minor) wit. Being a foreigner who spent her childhood in Canada is going to haunt her. Just watch.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 07:29 PM (Wd/c5)

296 'If I were black I'd be pretty pissed off at the patronizing nature of telling me "here's your black VP candidate" regarding Kamala's.'

It's hilarious how the Dems have to contort themselves. The whole party is a lie.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2020 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

297 The VP slot is the tribute racism pays to the rhetoric.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 11, 2020 07:29 PM (LWu6U)

298 241 Kamala pic:

https://pjmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/____5700.jpg
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:18 PM (HEEq1)

what goes in the spaces? I forgot.
Posted by: Tom Servo

https://pjmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/i mg_5700.jpg

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:29 PM (HEEq1)

299 Teach me how to be likable. You got one week , bitch.

-Klamata to her handlers

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:29 PM (w0XWc)

300 > Tulsi was the pick I feared most.

Yes. If they'd run a Gabbard/Yang ticket, in either order, I'd have much higher level of concern.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 07:29 PM (unn44)

301 Kamala Harris, the Reparation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:30 PM (6i2m+)

302 I just saw a pic of Kamala w/her parents on Twitter. Her dad is NOT of African dissent. He has straight hair, and appears Malaysian. Definitely not African/black.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2020 07:30 PM (7Fj9P)

303 Did they promise tank a cabinet posiition to shut her up?

Posted by: Pliney at August 11, 2020 07:30 PM (nzKWW)

304 Being a foreigner who spent her childhood in Canada is going to haunt her. Just watch.

Bet she puts maple syrup on French Toast ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 11, 2020 07:30 PM (LPnfS)

305 Say

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 07:30 PM (TteTU)

306 Everyone saying she's not black - I thought she gave blowies to Willie Brown? I think that makes her honorary; Just like Ofumbles.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 11, 2020 07:30 PM (LWu6U)

307 Agreed. Pretty good looking for mid-Fifties. She needed a personality lift more than a face lift.

The most important thing she needs to do is stop talking through her nose.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:30 PM (v16oJ)

308 They should have gone with "Pragmatically Moderate African-American FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 07:30 PM (WfkUm)

309 Shoulda seen ABC News tonight. They had the whole video hagiography
cued up complete with music and black and white photo montage of her 60s
baby pics. It was predictably slick, iconographic, and sickening.

Let the tongue baths begin.

She'll be the bestest smartest womyn of color evah in the history of evah. Destined to take the place of Moochelle O'Bama in your mythology.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (HaL55)

310
Obama was at least likable to a large number of people. Harris is as likable as crotch rot.

She should enjoy today. It's her high watermark.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Absolutely. Unless she can avoid looking like the rabid shrew she is in a debate with Pence, today was Peak Kamala.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (puu6v)

311 304 Being a foreigner who spent her childhood in Canada is going to haunt her. Just watch.

Bet she puts maple syrup on French Toast ...
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 11, 2020 07:30 PM (LPnfS

Always starting shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (6i2m+)

312 Obama was less black than Kamala. And it mattered not one bit as far as black voters went.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (h+r2H)

Obama is about 50% black. Not sure Kamala even reaches 25%. Her mom is Indian and her dad is very light skinned and mixed looking. At least Obama's dad was black. Not that it should matter anyway, but Dems are obsessed by race. Of course, they will ignore any details inconvenient to them.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (9hauA)

313 The Dems phoned in the 2020 election with the Kamala VP pick.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (hFKne)

314 Barry Soetoro wasn't culturally American no matter where his birth or what his ancestry. He was and is a foreigner.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

315 Kameltoe was the least feared pick they could have made for Crazy old Joe.
Thinking about it maybe he really did pick her.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (OjZpE)

316 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 07:27 PM

I knew it. I just knew Jarrett never went away. I bet she's still the Master of Puppets in the Dem circus, from the shadows, as she ever was.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (j3jZX)

317 Obama won his primary.

Harris was first big name to drop out.

Not a good comparison. She has no support from black voters.

She doesn't add energy to the ticket.

Posted by: Ha at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (Q3ZwH)

318 Teach me how to be likable. You got one week , bitch.

-Klamata to her handlers
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2020 07:29 PM (w0XWc)

Will her handlers be trying to humanize her?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2020 07:32 PM (lgiXo)

319 If they wanted to pick the black woman with the least likelihood of putting a dagger in the President's back, they chose poorly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:32 PM (6i2m+)

320 291 Zombie, that link doesn't work
Posted by: An Observation

Remove spaces from URL

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:32 PM (HEEq1)

321
The most important thing she needs to do is stop talking through her nose.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:30 PM (v16oJ)

________

F*ck you!

Posted by: Non-Binary Ben Shapiro at August 11, 2020 07:32 PM (WfkUm)

322 Would Teen Vogue lie??

https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/
1293299920284327937

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 07:33 PM (an7Mv)

323 Thank you, zombie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 07:33 PM (Kpl3J)

324 Do not forget that Harris was polling fourth *in California, her home state* during the primaries.

I don't think she realistically even delivers California, much less any swing state.

It's possible that there's some deep manipulation going on to destroy her career by shackling her to Biden.

Other than FDR, no failed VP candidate has ever managed to later be elected President, in the entire history of the United States.

So if (when) they lose, she is done, hon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 07:33 PM (unn44)

325 What's going to be interesting to see is if gossip sites like Crazy Days and Nights and Lipstick Alley, which have had items about Willie Brown and Harris going back over ten years or so, will scrub their stories.
Some are nasty. One is about him taking her to parties and just letting her get passed around.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 07:33 PM (AD3JT)

326 It's hilarious how the Dems have to contort themselves. The whole party is a lie.

That's socialism/communism/progressivism for you. They cannot tell the truth. It is not in them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 07:33 PM (HaL55)

327 I have a long way to go.

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at August 11, 2020 07:33 PM (EgshT)

328 In Portland, it is now ok to smash a cop in the head with a brick if you see the cop do something you disapprove of.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2020 07:33 PM (dNzKv)

329 I think she brings the same thing Obama did: she's a "black" who is safe for white people to vote for, because like Obama, she's not really black. She's half-Jamaican, half-Indian (dot) with no roots in America.
---
Yes. The Democrat party sold that to America twice.

And so we got massive race riots in 2020.

So, third time is the charm?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 11, 2020 07:33 PM (aO8Gd)

330 Why would anyone follow a link from Zombie??

Crazy people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:33 PM (6i2m+)

331 Quietly, privately, and maybe only once, he's gonna tell her to get him a coffee. Or to "touch up his shoes." Or to "give him oral relief."

That little stunt in the debates must be paid for.

Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2020 07:33 PM (xK9An)

332 JS, saw UK Green Party post. Crazy

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 07:34 PM (TteTU)

333 South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem will be the keynote speaker on Sept. 4 at the Pottawattamie County (Iowa) Republican Party's annual Lincoln-Reagan Dinner.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 07:24 PM (xPl2J)

Is Gov. Noem speaking in a prime slot at the Republican Convention? She should be. I like that lady.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 11, 2020 07:35 PM (2sCft)

334 Always starting shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM

Sez the dude honored by The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association for his tireless work getting Yoko featured on the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2020 07:35 PM (DMUuz)

335 Another quick thought - Dems just wrote off every Southern state, including Texas. A northern liberal and a Californian? Forget it. Tank Abrams would have brought in a lot of support in the south, don't forget she almost won Georgia. But a California Senator?

Nobody in the midwest will care much for her either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 07:35 PM (Kpl3J)

336 De Camptown Races? I don't believe I know that one.

Posted by: Kammy at August 11, 2020 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

337 319 If they wanted to pick the black woman with the least likelihood of putting a dagger in the President's back, they chose poorly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:32 PM (6i2m+)

___________

Hillary's Hyoid Hit Squad is on call 24/7.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 07:35 PM (WfkUm)

338 Devin Nunes sounding positive about Durham.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 07:36 PM (sGotD)

339 335
Another quick thought - Dems just wrote off every Southern state,
including Texas. A northern liberal and a Californian? Forget it.
Tank Abrams would have brought in a lot of support in the south, don't
forget she almost won Georgia. But a California Senator?

Nobody in the midwest will care much for her either.

Yeah, but she's got the Upper East Side sewn up.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:36 PM (v16oJ)

340 David Axelrod is claiming that Whitmer was Biden's first choice, but he boxed himself in with his promise for a black female.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 07:37 PM (xPl2J)

341 I just talked to a friend inside the Beltway. He said Democrats thinking is that Harris is there answer to Trump's call for law and order. They think she can offset Biden's support for the rioters and defund the police, and that Independent voters are dumb enough not to see the hypocrisy and disingenuousness.

You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 11, 2020 07:37 PM (CKyRi)

342
I think she brings the same thing Obama did: she's a "black" who is safe for white people to vote for, because like Obama, she's not really black. She's half-Jamaican, half-Indian (dot) with no roots in America.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 11, 2020 07:25 PM (jK8Z7)

From the last thread:

Yep, as I've mentioned several times lately, Dems seem to only allow light skinned blacks near the real levers of power. Compare Tim Scott to Obama, Harris, and blue eyed Spartacus. Compare Condit Rice to Susan Rice. Compare our black presidential candidates to theirs.

Wasn't it Harry Reid who said it was nice that Obama was light skinned and did not have a negro accent?

Oh, and Kamala is not nearly half black. Her dad looks like he's at least 50% white and she has slavers in her ancestry.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 06:38 PM (9hauA)

I have come to the conclusion that white leftists are really uncomfortable around black people, which is why they are erasing the sources of discomfort that are Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben's faces on products. Only white faces allowed.

Imagine thinking a black person's face on a product is racist.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:38 PM (9hauA)

343 Heh. Obama's publisher is concerned that Barry is "failing to perform." He hasn't done squat on his half of his and Mooch's $65 mil book deal.

News flash: Barry himself described himself as "Hawaii lazy" waaaaay back in '09.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

344 Another debate featuring a giant sucking sound.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 11, 2020 07:38 PM (kWopd)

345 Someone leaked footage of Comma Lala at the Plastic Surgeon!!

https://tinyurl.com/y4rtev8v

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:38 PM (6i2m+)

346 It seems obvious that she was chosen to be the President in waiting, or President in waiting not very long.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2020 07:38 PM (H8QX8)

347 David Axelrod is claiming that Whitmer was Biden's first choice, but he boxed himself in with his promise for a black female.
Posted by: Mark1971

Well that right there is just some top notch leadership skill.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 07:38 PM (XTyi0)

348 Nobody in the midwest will care much for her either.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Nobody in California actually "likes" her either. She won simply because she has a "D" after her name.

Interpersonally, she's extremely unlikeable. If this was a D&D game using the original 1976 booklet with the silver cover, when creating her character, Kamala rolled a D-20 for "Charisma" and it came up "1."

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:38 PM (HEEq1)

349 I am afraid there is going to come a day in my lifetime when this country is no longer the least fvcked up option.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 07:39 PM (BRkq2)

350 334 Always starting shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM

Sez the dude honored by The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association for his tireless work getting Yoko featured on the ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2020 07:35 PM (DMUuz

Point taken.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:39 PM (6i2m+)

351 Whither Bernie Bros?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2020 07:39 PM (DMUuz)

352 Wikileaks just dumped whole bunches of shit on Kneepads Harris. Heh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2020 07:39 PM (SM5ES)

353 I just ordered a closet full of designer masks. Racist Uncle Joe and I are gonna lock up that Wine Karen vote, yes we are.

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at August 11, 2020 07:40 PM (EgshT)

354 Pres is at the podium and he looks rather handsome tonight. The weasel has been touched up and I love the lilac tie.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 07:40 PM (gzPx4)

355 BTW, Wikileaks has 137 Kamala hits...
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/
1293299624137109505

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 07:40 PM (an7Mv)

356 How the fuck do I work?!?

Posted by: TinyURL at August 11, 2020 07:40 PM (Q0lts)

357 >>Nobody in California actually "likes" her either. She won simply because she has a "D" after her name.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:38 PM (HEEq1)

That's clearly enough, and has been for some time now.

Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2020 07:40 PM (xK9An)

358 New Pew study about the idiotic "latwinx" term:

Of Latinos:

76% have not heard of it
20% have heard of it, but do not use it
3% use it

It's white communists who come up with this crap.

Same thing with the Washington Redskins -- over 90% of actual Native Americans are NOT offended by that name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 07:41 PM (unn44)

359 Black Mouth Matters.

Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2020 07:41 PM (xK9An)

360 BTW, Wikileaks has 137 Kamala hits...
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/
1293299624137109505

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 07:40 PM

---

They will blame Trump in less than two hours for the wiki leaks dump on harris.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 07:42 PM (JUOKG)

361 Like Old Pappy Eromero used to say 'They druther climb a tree and tell a lie than tell the truth on the ground.'

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2020 07:42 PM (XhWtx)

362 Barack Obama on Kamala Harris as VP: "Joe Biden nailed this decision"

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 07:42 PM (xPl2J)

363 357 >>Nobody in California actually "likes" her either. She won simply because she has a "D" after her name.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:38 PM (HEEq1)

At one point she was mildly MILFy, but I think no more. Now she looks like a melted candle (hat tip to Owen Benjamin).

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2020 07:42 PM (H8QX8)

364 It's white communists who come up with this crap.

Same thing with the Washington Redskins -- over 90% of actual Native Americans are NOT offended by that name.

Yes, but that's how you know you're on the wokeness cutting edge. You know it's offensive before the putatively offended people do.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 07:42 PM (v16oJ)

365 > Barack Obama on Kamala Harris as VP: "Joe Biden nailed this decision"

Yeah, right into a coffin, along with the rest of his campaign.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 07:43 PM (unn44)

366 How the fuck do I work?!?
Posted by: TinyURL at August 11, 2020 07:40 PM (Q0lts)
Bite me!

Posted by: long string of margin-busting unbroken characters at August 11, 2020 07:43 PM (an7Mv)

367 Oh the lie isn't about convincing anyone, it's about allowing their followers the room to doublethink away the dissonance.

Kamala DID call him a racist. And she didn't.
She IS a moderate. She IS a radical progressive.
She IS tough on crime. She DOES want to defund the police.

In our Orwellian age she is the perfect Orwellian running mate.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 11, 2020 07:43 PM (Y6UV7)

368 For those of you who thought Trump had any momentum, today was a splash of cold water in the face.

New MU Law Poll has Biden +5 in Wisconsin.

New Emerson College polls has Biden +4 in Arizona and +9 in Pennsylvania. Trump does lead by 2 in NC.

Posted by: Gildersleeve at August 11, 2020 07:43 PM (ik0Rm)

369 362 Barack Obama on Kamala Harris as VP: "Joe Biden nailed this decision"
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 07:42 PM (xPl2J)

(With the help of a little blue pill)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:43 PM (6i2m+)

370 >"I'm going to now direct this at Vice President Biden. I do not believe you are a racist,"

'but I leave open to speculation whether or not you are'

IYKWIM, Joe

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 07:43 PM (iTXRQ)

371 356 How the fuck do I work?!?
Posted by: TinyURL

I can't use TinyURL, for two reason:

1. The site does load properly on my obsolete computer, so I'm technically unable to use it anyway; and
2. Nobody would trust a tinyurl address from me, of all people. I have to play with all my cards face up on the table, so people know I'm not rickrolling them with some perverted freakshow. Any URL I post must be visible.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 07:43 PM (HEEq1)

372 Crazy people.

I can tell you haven't clicked on her name recently.

Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2020 07:43 PM (7zUjo)

373 Is tonight the night? Breitbart says they took Ghislaine off suicide watch.

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2020 07:44 PM (ONvIw)

374 Poll Troll!!

The comma la la bump!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 07:44 PM (6i2m+)

375 Russia! Russia! Russia!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 07:44 PM (an7Mv)

376 It's white communists who come up with this crap.

Same thing with the Washington Redskins -- over 90% of actual Native Americans are NOT offended by that name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 07:41 PM (unn44)

They are the white saviours, taking up the outrage on behalf of minorities that are too benighted to recognize they should be outraged.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:44 PM (9hauA)

377 Oh, look. Another poll troll.

How novel!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 07:45 PM (unn44)

378 Pres is at the podium and he looks rather handsome tonight. The weasel has been touched up and I love the lilac tie.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 07:40 PM (gzPx4)

Nice choice. I don't like the red ties he favors.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2020 07:45 PM (2JVJo)

379 MU Law Poll

Guaranteed to be 99.9999% accurate.

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at August 11, 2020 07:45 PM (EgshT)

380 Tonight....I'm gonna have myself
A real good time

Posted by: Hillary at August 11, 2020 07:45 PM (v16oJ)

381 And I'm sure all of those fresh blankets to Maxwell's cell are just a courtesy and we shouldn't read anything into it.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 07:45 PM (an7Mv)

382 >Devin Nunes sounding positive about Durham.

I'm positive I want fries with my nothingburger

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 07:45 PM (iTXRQ)

383 Is tonight the night? Breitbart says they took Ghislaine off suicide watch.
Posted by: CN

Over/under in hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 07:45 PM (yCZVl)

384 373 Is tonight the night? Breitbart says they took Ghislaine off suicide watch.
Posted by: CN at August 11, 2020 07:44 PM (ONvIw)

I feel happy!

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell's Titanium Hyoid Bone, now 20% stronger at August 11, 2020 07:45 PM (PiwSw)

385 Did someone say pole?

Posted by: Gildersleeve's Mother at August 11, 2020 07:46 PM (Q0lts)

386 Soros family wasted no time congratulating Harris. In person apparently.

https://twitter.com/AlexanderSoros/status
/1293288630535041028

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 07:46 PM (sGotD)

387 381 If you say so

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2020 07:46 PM (ONvIw)

388 ?and I love the lilac tie.
Posted by: Jen the original

lilac? I saw silver
old eyeballs

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)

389 353
I just ordered a closet full of designer masks. Racist Uncle Joe and I are gonna lock up that Wine Karen vote, yes we are.

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at August 11, 2020 07:40 PM (EgshT)

+++++LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 07:47 PM (T2NR8)

390 Her legal team has noted some unfamiliar guards..wow

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2020 07:47 PM (ONvIw)

391 I think Harris reminds Joe of his old buddy cornhole.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 11, 2020 07:47 PM (2JFvi)

392 Nice choice. I don't like the red ties he favors.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Ted tie, blue suit = power combo.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 07:47 PM (yCZVl)

393 ace.mu.nu poll curves to the right

Posted by: Kammy at August 11, 2020 07:47 PM (Tnijr)

394 DB cataracts? B&W tv?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 07:47 PM (gzPx4)

395 Oh wow, new poll-troll.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 11, 2020 07:48 PM (CNGys)

396 Final Marquette poll of WI 2016

Clinton 46
Trump 40

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 07:48 PM (xPl2J)

397 >DB cataracts? B&W tv?
Posted by: Jen the original at

subtle shades fool my eye sometimes

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 07:48 PM (iTXRQ)

398 >>Devin Nunes sounding positive about Durham.

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)

399 Nice choice. I don't like the red ties he favors.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Ted tie, blue suit = power combo.

Red tie. F'n cut thumb.

I did a number on my thumb when I cut it.
Definite nerve damage.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 07:49 PM (yCZVl)

400 The Rodrigo Borgia Poll of Actual Human Beings Who Rodrigo Borgia Actually Knows gives Trump a 99.9999999999% probability of winning.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 07:49 PM (unn44)

401 My favorite poll troll was Lurking Lurker. Some Republican won a special election contrary to his dire predictions, and he completely melted down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 07:50 PM (1YYgA)

402 Trump campaign needs to get Frantz Kebreau, a black. former Navy man on their campaign to talk about the stolen history-and the racist history of the Democrat party, if Trump really is going to speak at Gettysburg. Some of the current politicians they mention are no longer around, but the history of the party is very interesting and the music is great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxkw4fS1K7c

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2020 07:50 PM (WkPC9)

403

Gropin' Joe: Look fat, my VP pick is just as smart as a white person is. I'm going to have her listen to the record player every night to learn new words. That's after she's done touching my leg hair

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 07:50 PM (WKFcE)

404 Trump in a landslide!

Posted by: demoncrat at August 11, 2020 07:50 PM (2JFvi)

405 Bidens weak spot is suburban women and blacks. So he picked a black woman suburbanites can live with. The rest is just a lot of noise.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 07:51 PM (h+r2H)

406 "Carmella? Like the candy? I used to love that stuff. Had to give it up after I nearly lost my dentures in one."

Posted by: Biden, Waking Up from Nap at August 11, 2020 07:51 PM (unn44)

407 Jello Brain and the Cocksucker 2020

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 11, 2020 07:51 PM (hrRsI)

408 JB / BJ 2020
[Stolen from Insty's]

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 07:52 PM (an7Mv)

409 >>Bidens weak spot is suburban women and blacks. So he picked a black woman suburbanites can live with. The rest is just a lot of noise.

Too bad he didn't pick a black woman that blacks like.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

410 They are the white saviours, taking up the outrage on behalf of minorities that are too benighted to recognize they should be outraged.
Posted by: chique l'African

Once a white supremacist, always a white supremacist. And again they don't realize how condescending their whole ideology of low expectations is.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 11, 2020 07:52 PM (LWu6U)

411 Unofficial, worth-what-you're-paying driving around Central TX today poll results:

1 car with a Hillary! 2016 AND the H w/arrow stickers.

1 pickup with large American and Trump 2020 flags just behind the cab.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2020 07:52 PM (DMUuz)

412 My favorite poll troll was Lurking Lurker. Some
Republican won a special election contrary to his dire predictions, and
he completely melted down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 07:50 PM

---

I haven't seen him since then. He was 100% absolutely certain he was correct and he harped on it every single day.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 07:53 PM (JUOKG)

413 > Bidens weak spot is suburban women and blacks.

Not true. Biden was far stronger with blacks than most of the other candidates. Including Kamaltoe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 07:53 PM (unn44)

414 zombie I try with time to post the original without the hyphens then go to tiny url and get the shorten url, I do hate hitting a tiny url no knowing where its going.

powerlineblog.com/ blm advocates looting
https://tinyurl.com/y4z3jboy

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 07:53 PM (OjZpE)

415 Ahhh yes. Polls brings me back to 2016 and all the poles having Hillary trouncing Trump. Good times.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 11, 2020 07:54 PM (Y6UV7)

416 Kamala is awesome and trustworthy. We'd have her fold the laundry and make out the grocery list without a second thought. *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at August 11, 2020 07:54 PM (EgshT)

417 409 >>Bidens weak spot is suburban women and blacks. So he picked a black woman suburbanites can live with. The rest is just a lot of noise.

Too bad he didn't pick a black woman that blacks like.
Posted by: JackStraw

My guess was that back in the Spring when he got the nod and became the presumptive candidate, they told him he had to pick a black woman. He did not make this pick. And he did not outperform the other candidates.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 11, 2020 07:54 PM (LWu6U)

418
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2020 07:54 PM (i15dV)

419 I was a victim of busing. My parents bought a house thinking we would go to a high school about a mile away. Instead, the sooper smart liberal school board decided a shitty school across town needed white kids. We had to ride the bus an hour each way going right past other schools. Despite living in the same house, my sister went to a different high-school than me and my brother.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 11, 2020 07:55 PM (bBdkZ)

420 and all the poles having Hillary trouncing Trump. Good times.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 11, 2020 07:54 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Bundlers bearing Czechs at August 11, 2020 07:55 PM (DMUuz)

421 As to the zombie signature picture: I printed a copy of it to show to a friend who does not even lurk here. He said "I've already seen it." Zombie, your maskini picture has achieved wide internet fame.

Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2020 07:55 PM (7zUjo)

422 Probably

not real but...

Willie Brown sent out a Tweet after the Biden announcement.
I quote: What's the difference between Kamala and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Oh, wait. Here's another Willie Brown Tweet:
What's the difference between a Kamala and a drug dealer? Kamala can wash her crack and resell it.

Still another Tweet from Willie Brown:
What is the difference between a washing machine and a Kamala? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 07:55 PM (an7Mv)

423 >>He did not make this pick. And he did not outperform the other candidates.

I rate these statements: True

The media has been gaslighting for Joe for months so people sometimes forget, he was frigging awful in the primaries. His debate performances were low comedy, he was a walking gaffe machine. His rallies routinely drew a massive crowd of about 12 paid union members.

It only turned when the establish had had enough of Buttguy and the other whack jobs and decided to cut their losses and end it. Joe didn't win the nomination, it was given to him when everyone but Bernie dropped out. Unexpectedly.

The idea that he is some electoral juggernaut is laughable.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

424 Kamala-toe's face gave safe harbor to millions of semen. . . . ..until she took a shower.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 11, 2020 08:01 PM (hrRsI)

425 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 07:53 PM (unn44)

But that Obama's handlers would be in charge and that they would get the VP or President-in-effect nomination was baked in. Their support presupposed these two deals.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 08:02 PM (BRkq2)

426 Good to know Kamala is cool with segregation and stuff then.

But what happened to that whole thing about, "All white people are racist"?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 11, 2020 08:07 PM (3myMJ)

427 But what happened to that whole thing about, "All white people are racist"?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 11, 2020 08:07 PM (3myMJ)
===

We will reprise that point in the NEXT post. Please refrain from having a memory that lasts longer than a minute. Thank you.

Posted by: The Media at August 11, 2020 08:10 PM (BRkq2)

428 161 Shouldn't Joe give her the spot AFTER she...you know?
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (9Fwwf)
==========

She needs to demonstrate her "oral skills" on Bite-me, DOCTOR JILL, and whomever on the staff or who has a staff as is to be determined.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 11, 2020 08:12 PM (hrRsI)

429 Does anyone else get a strong Karen vibe from Kamala? Is there a "Kamaren" meme in our future?

Posted by: IAmSnarkacus at August 11, 2020 08:28 PM (vJiXh)

430 Obama is about 50% black. Not sure Kamala even reaches 25%. Her mom is Indian and her dad is very light skinned and mixed looking. At least Obama's dad was black. Not that it should matter anyway, but Dems are obsessed by race. Of course, they will ignore any details inconvenient to them.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (9hauA)

Didn't some do 0bama's genealogy, and find that the last black was one of his great great grandmothers? All the rest were Arab.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 11, 2020 08:40 PM (Xjbjx)

431 People aren't stupid.

No moderate, pragmatic or not, is getting elected to federal office in California. If she's electable there, she's far left.

Posted by: Matthew Martin at August 11, 2020 08:43 PM (ojwvu)

432 She'll be the bestest smartest womyn of color evah in the history of evah. Destined to take the place of Moochelle O'Bama in your mythology.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 07:31 PM (HaL55)

She'll be on Vogue next week.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 11, 2020 08:48 PM (Xjbjx)

433 Who needs sports?

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at August 11, 2020 09:16 PM (GErPK)

434 Re Kamala pic, the real link is: https://pjmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/____5700.jpg

Posted by: FriscoJim at August 11, 2020 09:57 PM (+56GQ)

435 Oops, that's ____5700

Posted by: FriscoJim at August 11, 2020 09:58 PM (+56GQ)

436 I guess "___" gets replaced by ___

Posted by: FriscoJim at August 11, 2020 09:58 PM (+56GQ)

437 Ha... i m g

Posted by: FriscoJim at August 11, 2020 09:58 PM (+56GQ)

438 Stop watching bat videos. ONT is nood.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=389544

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 11, 2020 10:06 PM (VcFUs)

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