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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (8/11/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

This has nothing to do with the prosecutor, taking her out of the role of being prosecutor. This is about violent criminals on the streets of St. Louis that cases haven’t been filed on … I wouldn’t know why anyone wouldn’t want you to come in and help try and take violent criminals off the street, no matter who you are.” Gov. Mike Parson (R-MO)


Quote II

“They’re making millions of dollars a year to play a sport you’d be playing anyway if you didn’t make … they’d be playing it on the weekends. They have to respect their country. If they don’t, frankly, if the NFL didn’t open I’d be very happy. If they don’t stand for the flag and stand strongly I’d be happier if they didn’t open. Without that and with that being said, I’d love to see them open.” President Donald Trump


Quote III

“I just wanted to tell my story. I wasn’t – I don’t want to be in this position. I’m not a political person but if I can be the voice for the families that have lost loved ones and I have made one difference for one family, then it was all worthwhile.” Janice Dean


Quote IV

“I think it’s a little late now, but we certainly would invite [the NRA] to come to Texas to avoid this in the future because if they’re in New York, it opens them up to investigation by the attorney general’s office in a way that I don’t think would happen in Texas, so I would encourage them to move as soon as they can,” Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton

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Future potential Vice-President's name sake has passed on. RIP Kamala The Ugandan Headhunter.

When Kamala Harris was hunting head I don't think it was WWE style.

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I wonder if the folks at Airspace Systems Inc. grew up in East Germany?

MLB Teams Explore Using Cameras to Detect Maskless Fans at Games
A California startup is in talks with some teams to help monitor face mask use in stadiums.

The baseball season has started with eerily empty stadiums, but some teams are exploring high-tech ways to verify that people in the stands are taking health precautions, a possible step toward bringing fans back.

Several Major League Baseball teams have held talks with a California startup called Airspace Systems Inc. that develops technology to detect whether people are wearing face masks, the league and the company said. The discussions focus on implementing the systems into cameras around the stadium to identify people without face coverings, with masks dangling from their chins or otherwise worn improperly.

Your papers, please.


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Has the perfect food been invented? Deep fried beer.


For anyone who thinks beer can qualify as a meal, we have some non-scientific evidence to support your claim: it’s shaped like ravioli, it tastes like a soft pretzel, and it’s filled with warm, yeasty deliciousness.

It’s deep-fried beer.

The story behind this culinary triumph began more than 10 years ago at a bar in Texas, where Mark Zable and his wife were scanning another uninspired menu with the same few finger foods. Zable made an offhand comment about how the bar should offer fried beer, and the couple realized it wasn’t such a bad idea—especially for the state fair.


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It's official now. The Big 14 10 has delayed their 2020 season.

fter flip-flopping in the face of public opposition, the "Big Ten" on Tuesday has officially decided to postpone its football season until at least the spring semester, making the league the first of the NCAA's marquee "Big 5" conferences to implement such a plan.

It follows UConn's decision to scrap its 2020 season entirely due to issues with traveling caused by the tri-state quarantine.

Here's more from the NYT:

The decision, after weeks of announcements from smaller conferences and some individual schools that they would not play this fall, had potentially substantial implications for the rest of college sports.

The move, about five months after the virus’s threat led to the cancellation of the N.C.A.A.’s basketball tournaments, extended the greatest crisis in the history of college athletics, a multibillion-dollar industry with extraordinary cultural clout. But, by stopping short of canceling the season outright and saying that it would evaluate the possibility of playing in the spring, the league offered a lifeline for some of the nation’s most celebrated athletic brands, many of which play in the Power 5 conferences.

The Big Ten’s membership includes Michigan, Nebraska, Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin and Maryland, among other schools.

In a statement on Tuesday, the Big Ten commissioner, Kevin Warren, said it had become “abundantly clear that there was too much uncertainty regarding potential medical risks to allow our student-athletes to compete this fall."

Canceling the season entirely would have assuredly starved schools of tens of millions of dollars in football revenues that oftentimes balance budgets and underwrite lower-profile sports. Now some of that money may prove merely delayed, causing new pain on campuses but perhaps arresting a graver economic calamity for college athletics.

Rutger fans no longer have to hide in shame on Saturdays this fall.


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Unfortunately this is so true............


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Using Google Maps? You never know what you'll see, including your cheating spousal unit.

Husband discovers wife's affair after spotting her in the act on Google Maps

A husband who recognised his wife as she got cosy with another man on a bench on Google Maps later discovered she was having an affair after he confronted her over the image

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NSFW Just another day in The Big Apple.

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The Anti-Karens are becoming as obnoxious as the real Karens.

Man upset when offered free mask at Highland Park liquor store leaves $1,000 in damages

HIGHLAND PARK, Mich. (FOX 2) - The owner of Azzo Liquor Store in Highland Park says a man created a mess inside his store after he got turned away for not wearing a mask - and that customer disturbances over face coverings are becoming more and more common.

The most recent disturbance left about $1,000 in damages at the store.


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21st century problems............


Woman calls out husband over ‘shocking’ life decision: ‘I told him my honest feelings’

A woman is stirring controversy after calling out her husband’s supposedly “shocking” life decision.

The 24-year-old, writing under the username throwra_l8tr asked for help in Reddit’s r/relationship_advice forum. In her post, she shared the extremely unique reason she’s been fighting with her spouse.


The problem? Her husband, who’s 25, has apparently set up an “entire Taco Bell dining booth” in his home office. Many Reddit users found the issue pretty frivolous, but for throwra_l8tr, it’s a serious problem.

Apparently the toilet seat issue had previously been resolved.


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If you are going to post common sense items on social media expect a serious backlash. The cancel culture strikes again.

A weatherman for a National Public Radio (NPR) affiliate in Tacoma has been taken off the air for a personal blog post that shows in vivid detail the destruction two months of incessant rioting and protests have wrecked on Seattle.

The NPR affiliate took issue with Cliff Mass' comparison of the destruction in Seattle to Kristallnacht, the "Night of Broken Glass" in 1938, where rioters destroyed Jewish owned stores, buildings, and houses of worship while German authorities looked on without intervention and even encouraged the violence.

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Recently a commenter asked about on-line dating sites. This sight might be a good start for a Moron or 'Ette looking for love. Or not according to the Mother Superior of Scolds.

So Now There’s A Dating Site Just For Anti-Maskers

Dating in the time of COVID-19 has certainly gotten…strange. While some conscientious people are abstaining from dating altogether while riding the pandemic out at home, others are merely chatting on Tinder, or going on first dates via Zoom, and some are even cautiously going about a socially distant date or two.

One might assume that anti-maskers are just going about dating as normal, but that would disregard everything we’ve seen about anti-maskers during these unprecedented times. That is, we know perfectly well they aren’t satisfied doing anything short of making a big show out of their refusal to “live in fear” or “be a sheep” or whatever ludicrous thing they’re calling showing respect towards their fellow humans this week.


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It appears he took the company slogan of 'I'm lovin' it' too far.

McDonald's Corporation has sued former CEO Steve Easterbrook to recoup a $40 million severance package, saying the company found evidence on its email servers that Easterbrook was lying when he denied having sexual relationships with employees. Easterbrook initially fooled McDonald's by deleting emails from his phone, allowing him to get the generous severance payment despite being fired, the lawsuit against him said. But months after paying him the severance package, McDonald's checked its email servers and discovered that Easterbrook sent nude photographs of employees from his work email account, the lawsuit said.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 11 Aug 1950
Erik Braunn, guitarist from American rock bandIron Butterfly who had the 1968 US No.14 single 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida'. The band's seminal 1968 album In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is among the world's 40 best-selling albums, selling more than 30 million copies. He died on 25th July 2003 aged 52. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 11 Aug 1979
Led Zeppelin played their last ever UK show when they appeared at Knebworth House, England. The set list included: The Song Remains The Same, Celebration Day, Black Dog, Nobody's Fault But Mine, Over The Hills And Far Away, Misty Mountain Hop, Since I've Been Loving You, No Quarter, Hot Dog, The Rain Song, White Summer/Black Mountainside, Kashmir, Trampled Under Foot, Sick Again, Achilles' Last Stand, In The Evening, Stairway To Heaven Rock And Roll, Whole Lotta Love and Communication Breakdown. via thisdayinmusic.com

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A riding lawn mower + Florida man + alcoholic beverages = Genius Award Winner.

MARION COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man who admittedly had “maybe a little too much to drink” was caught on dash camera video riding a lawn mower on a highway, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies said they caught Paul Burke, of Fort McCoy, driving the riding lawn mower in the middle of Highway 316 on Wednesday.


Video provided by the department shows Burke slurring his words and admitting that he had been drinking, although he never quantifies exactly how much he had.


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Amin al-Zahed has a lucky horseshoe stuck up his ass he is also Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A missing port worker in Beirut has been found in the Mediterranean Sea following the explosion on Aug. 4. Injured but miraculously alive, the man survived in the water for nearly 30 hours after being thrown from the port by the force of the blast.

Amin al-Zahed was admitted to the Rafic Hariri University Hospital in Beirut after a sea rescue team found him and pulled him into their boat, Al Arabiya reported. Al-Zahed was weak and bloodied but still breathing. A photo of the rescue shows al-Zahed in blood-soaked, tattered clothing, being treated by a Lebanese soldier.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 th.

Posted by: Deranged DM at August 11, 2020 10:01 PM (NMbg+)

2 How much for the cabin?

Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2020 10:01 PM (R4aZ2)

3 Hyvää iltaa kaikille!

Posted by: Zettai at August 11, 2020 10:02 PM (i9MkD)

4 Apparently, my consonant choice was invalid.

Posted by: Deranged DM at August 11, 2020 10:02 PM (NMbg+)

5
I blame the landscape photo and the content

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 11, 2020 10:02 PM (eTZoJ)

6 Jeepers, Trump really hitting them, calling them ingrates without actually saying the word.


And because I want to do this! Party on Horde!

https://tinyurl.com/nrn2w4z

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:03 PM (F6+/X)

7 Top 10?

Posted by: CliffClavin at August 11, 2020 10:04 PM (dyCMp)

8 I blame the landscape photo and the content
and the time machine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 11, 2020 10:04 PM (eTZoJ)

9 Isolated cabin in the woods? Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? Stuff out there wants to kill you. Rent an apartment in a downtown high-rise. Stay inside. Wear a mask.
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So, the final poster in my Democrat Candidates series is now up. Nic in link. What a relief the suspense is over!
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Now to relax and luxuriate in the post content. Or comments. Or something.

Posted by: mindful webworker
It's Biden-Harris 2020!
at August 11, 2020 10:05 PM (mZLmb)

10 Ten?

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 11, 2020 10:05 PM (VcFUs)

11 I nooded.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 11, 2020 10:06 PM (VcFUs)

12 Is 2020 over yet? We have exceeded max stupid.

Posted by: iandeal at August 11, 2020 10:06 PM (vgGyZ)

13 Now for content

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 11, 2020 10:06 PM (VcFUs)

14 Wierd, it was nood then poof. Now it's back. Like distant ship smoke on the horizon, if one was comfortably nood.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2020 10:07 PM (l6b3d)

15 ONT!

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:07 PM (J8nVw)

16 Top picture. My dream home.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 11, 2020 10:08 PM (dUJdY)

17 Man upset when offered free mask at Highland Park liquor store leaves $1,000 in damages

HIGHLAND PARK, Mich. (FOX 2) - The owner of Azzo Liquor Store in
Highland Park says a man created a mess inside his store after he got
turned away for not wearing a mask - and that customer disturbances over
face coverings are becoming more and more common.

The most recent disturbance left about $1,000 in damages at the store.



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Not surprising for Highland Park, which makes Detroit (that surrounds it) look upscale.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:08 PM (F6+/X)

18 LMAO the tongue-bathing Cory "First off, I'm not gay" Booker and other Demotards gave Grope and Change for his veep pick was pure laugh material.


Pence'll clean her clock in the debate.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 10:09 PM (oZuI0)

19 Prediction - the Dems will go full 'Weekend at Bernie's' with the Biden campaign.

Posted by: Deranged DM at August 11, 2020 10:09 PM (NMbg+)

20 MH, the mask opposer story makes very little sense. Did a real person get charged?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 10:09 PM (uhGSf)

21 Bonham died in 1980, right? Was that the last set they played together in 1979?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 10:09 PM (6i2m+)

22 5 & 8

First time I have even been knowingly caught in the AoS time warp! Now I have proof it exists!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 11, 2020 10:09 PM (eTZoJ)

23 14 Wierd, it was nood then poof. Now it's back. Like distant ship smoke on the horizon, if one was comfortably nood.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2020 10:07 PM (l6b3d)

Not weird, I needed to correct something.......

But thanks for noticing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

24 Kamala's fake laugh is worse than Hillary's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2020 10:10 PM (aKsyK)

25 Born on this day: 11 Aug 1950

Erik Braunn, guitarist from American rock bandIron Butterfly who had the
1968 US No.14 single 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida'. The band's seminal 1968
album In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is among the world's 40 best-selling albums,
selling more than 30 million copies. He died on 25th July 2003 aged 52.
via thisdayinmusic.com
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I. Ron Butterfly made some awesome hymns. (Simpsons reference - go find it yourself if you are 29 and under)

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:11 PM (F6+/X)

26 Why would humanity ever need to improve on beer battered fish? That's fried beer but +fish.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2020 10:11 PM (l6b3d)

27 Hyvää iltaa kaikille!
Posted by: Zettai at August 11, 2020 10:02 PM (i9MkD)


FINNISH IT!


Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2020 10:11 PM (WyVLE)

28 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:09 PM (aA3+G)


Treating us like cats while you wield the laser pointer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 11, 2020 10:11 PM (eTZoJ)

29 OK, Beirut story. How the hell is someone PULLED from the Med, in BLOOD SOAKED CLOTHING?

Water would have washed off the blood, unless he was still bleeding. And if he was still bleeding after 30 hours? he'd be dead.

Is there a guy with a Green Helmet in the background?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2020 10:11 PM (NgKpN)

30 What I want to know is why Biden couldn't pick a black woman for the VP slot, who actually looks black? Why do white hypocrite liberals usually end up with black people who look like they're at least three fourths white? A real black woman, like Tank Abrahms, isn't good enough for Slow Joe.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

31 Nice ONT, MisHum. The knee joke is funny!

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:11 PM (Y0bLv)

32 Tulsi or Amy would have made interesting running mates, but Kamela is just a joke.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 10:12 PM (oZuI0)

33 Thanks for another wonderful ONT, Mis Hum!

Love that Love Shack at the top, and the song behind it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 11, 2020 10:12 PM (WFcrO)

34 Tank Abrams got a call to let her know she wouldn't be the veep.

Early February, I believe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 10:13 PM (6i2m+)

35 That shipyard worker is one of the luckiest SOB's I've heard of in recent times. I hope he recovers fully.


Damn! To be flung out by that blast and found over a day later!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:13 PM (F6+/X)

36 Evening everyone.

throwra_l8tr needs to grow the f*ck up.

But, failing that, she can get comfortable with being single forever with her 40 cats.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2020 10:13 PM (Rvt88)

37 The Big 14 10 has delayed their 2020 season.

Fine with me. Now we don't risk having to see some academic failures disrespecting the national anthem. I'm as fed up with athletes as I am with actors.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

38 Biden doesn't pick anything except his nose, and ass.

Harris is the cabal's pick.

Posted by: davidt at August 11, 2020 10:14 PM (l3+k2)

39 Nice content. Thank you, sir.


Off to bed, now.

See y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 11, 2020 10:14 PM (VcFUs)

40 9
Isolated cabin in the woods? Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? Stuff out there wants to kill you. Rent an apartment in a downtown high-rise. Stay inside. Wear a mask.
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All the documentaries I've seen the people in those isolated cabins wear masks also.

Goalie masks.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:14 PM (F6+/X)

41 stealing that knees meme

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (J8nVw)

42 big show out of their refusal to live in fear or be a sheep or
whatever ludicrous thing they're calling showing respect towards their
fellow humans this week.
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Amazing how quickly "my body my choice became if you don't do what I f*cking say you should be welded into your house"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (qlFIA)

43 Looking like Ilhan Omar is winning her primary.
People have lost their minds.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (wiXsO)

44 Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2020 10:11 PM (NgKpN)

Good thing for him there were no sharks in the waters as he bled out for thirty hours!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (eTZoJ)

45 Wow. What an ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

46 43 Looking like Ilhan Omar is winning her primary.
People have lost their minds.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (wiXsO

She's surrounded by her people. Who do you think they will vote for!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 10:16 PM (6i2m+)

47 Man upset when offered free mask at Highland Park liquor store leaves $1,000 in damages

People like this have problems that aren't political. It's a liquor store so, hmm. I wonder what kind of a problem he has.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

48 43 Looking like Ilhan Omar is winning her primary.
People have lost their minds.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (wiXsO)

Keith Ellison, muzzie convert's old district. There's a reason the West Bank in Minneapolis is known as Little Mogadishu

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

49 Erik Brann

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (aKsyK)

50 Looking like Ilhan Omar is winning her primary.

People have lost their minds.
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Her voters aren't crazy. They are the enemy.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (qlFIA)

51 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (kb/by)

52 Deep fried beer makes me realize that there some things I did not know I needed until now.


Or was that covered when Moe turned his bar into a family restaurant?

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (F6+/X)

53 45 Wow. What an ONT, MisHum!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)


Just a tip, stay tuned for tomorrow night's ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

54 37 The Big 14 10 has delayed their 2020 season.

Fine with me. Now we don't risk having to see some academic failures disrespecting the national anthem. I'm as fed up with athletes as I am with actors.

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You know damn well they'd force the marching bands to play the Banner kneeling.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (d6mdH)

55 Hey everybody!

At the Biden compound, this song is reportedly blasting out the windows...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIVvQdoJdGE

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

56 So the "Big" "Ten" and "Pac" "12" are shutting down?

The SEC and ACC are gonna make hay.

My alma mater (Conference USA) is also shut down for fall.

Colin Cowturd gets a lot of things wrong, but he was right when he pointed out that football players, tested multiple times each week, are far safer as athletes than your average chemistry or English major ambling around campus.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (oZuI0)

57 Looking like Ilhan Omar is winning her primary.
People have lost their minds.


It's Minnesota. They're all nuts up there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 11, 2020 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

58 47 Man upset when offered free mask at Highland Park liquor store leaves $1,000 in damages

People like this have problems that aren't political. It's a liquor store so, hmm. I wonder what kind of a problem he has.
Posted by: nerdygirl


I don't like being forced to wear a mask at the store, so my form of protest is to roll my eyes like a 12 year old brat in middle school. It makes me feel better, and I don't risk the hassle of geing arrested.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

59

Just a tip, stay tuned for tomorrow night's ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G


It's going to take me until then to get through the content in this one!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

60 Re: Cliff Maas being cancelled.
This is the second NPR weather gig he's lost.
The first, at KUOW in Seattle, was over his on air denunciations of the Seattle School Districts choice of math textbooks.
He was warned then, by the station manager. He continued and got canned. Justifiably.
This move by Pacific Lutheran University station KNKX firing him for posting his personal opinions, on his own time on his own blog is cancel culture at its worst.
He is a Lefty douche by the way, but this is bullshit.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 11, 2020 10:19 PM (d9Irc)

61 43 Looking like Ilhan Omar is winning her primary.
People have lost their minds.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (wiXsO)

--No, it's working as the Open Borders crowd exactly wants.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 10:19 PM (oZuI0)

62 I don't like being forced to wear a mask at the store, so my form of protest is to roll my eyes like a 12 year old brat in middle school. It makes me feel better, and I don't risk the hassle of geing arrested.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)


LOL

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 11, 2020 10:19 PM (AiZBA)

63 That Kim Gardner scrunt is one ugly-ass hosebag. She could make a freight train take a dirt road.

MLB can DIAF.

NOR weather guy needs to sue for wrongful dismissal.

And the article about the "anti-mask" dating site is written by some condescending pro-mask commie faggot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 10:20 PM (yEpaP)

64 Huh, Love Shack. It's no Sugar Shack.

Speaking of which, I've never figured out what "Make that girl love me when I put on some trash" means.

HA! Whattaya know. Analysis of this very line in comments on Straight Dope.
https://boards.straightdope.com/t/
sugar-shack-lyrical-analysis-put-on-some-trash/232635

Wearing beatnik clothing, some say. Kinda what I always figgered.

co-ol, daddio *snap snap*

We now return you to... anything but my rocknroll reveries.

Posted by: mindful webworker
It's Biden-Harris 2020!
at August 11, 2020 10:20 PM (mZLmb)

65 44 Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2020 10:11 PM (NgKpN)

Good thing for him there were no sharks in the waters as he bled out for thirty hours!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (eTZoJ)

Yeah, can't remember is I ever saw any sharks when I cruised those waters in the early 80's.

But I know there were some there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2020 10:20 PM (NgKpN)

66 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at August 11, 2020 10:21 PM (JFzNN)

67 of course, Omar won. So did AOC and Talib. It's all a scam by the Democratic Socialists. They've got a bunch more of their auditioners that are going to be put into place in other places throughout the Country. It's disgusting.

Posted by: DailyDish at August 11, 2020 10:21 PM (KSBDE)

68 Damn! To be flung out by that blast and found over a day later!
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo?

OR MAYBE he was goofing off work that day, drunk as a skunk, then the day after the blast had to make up a reason he wasn't home.

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:21 PM (J8nVw)

69 64 Huh, Love Shack. It's no Sugar Shack.

Speaking of which, I've never figured out what "Make that girl love me when I put on some trash" means.

HA! Whattaya know. Analysis of this very line in comments on Straight Dope.
https://boards.straightdope.com/t/
sugar-shack-lyrical-analysis-put-on-some-trash/232635

Wearing beatnik clothing, some say. Kinda what I always figgered.

co-ol, daddio *snap snap*

We now return you to... anything but my rocknroll reveries.
Posted by: mindful webworker
It's Biden-Harris 2020!
at August 11, 2020 10:20 PM (mZLmb)

Negative, you had to live those years.

Trash, Best of Bread, Side B, Volume 2.

Also almost guaranteed to get you laid.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2020 10:22 PM (NgKpN)

70 I inspired an ONT story about dating apps? Um....yay, I think?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2020 10:22 PM (Vgw1E)

71 Kamala is black much in the same way that I am a ballerina.

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 11, 2020 10:23 PM (w7KSn)

72 Big Ten is dumb as hell. All potential draft players will sit out because its better for them to save any wear and tear on their body right as the draft is coming up.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 10:23 PM (vMCab)

73 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

Indeed.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 11, 2020 10:23 PM (IYHxL)

74 43 Looking like Ilhan Omar is winning her primary.
People have lost their minds.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2020 10:15 PM (wiXsO

She's surrounded by her people. Who do you think they will vote for!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 10:16 PM (6i2m+)

The Detroit News ran a story with interviews of the people who voted for Rashida Tlaib to be the Democrat nominee for the House ( which she will win handily, as her district is 90%Dem) . Some of them admired her ability to say exactly what she is thinking , no matter how crass or vulgar, that she fights Donald Trump, and many said her office in the district was very responsive to requests from constituents. The News said she had returned almost $950,000 to her district( they didn't say for what or how). They felt her opponent, Brenda Jones, who had been on the Detroit City Council for years, had done nothing for Detroit and didn't live in their district. Tlaib also had a boatload of endorsements, including the president of the Detroit NAACP. Which is interesting, considering Tlaib is an Arab/Palestinian and Brenda Jones, was black. So much for the advancement of colored people.

So now you know why Tlaib was reelected. Her constituents are living in one of the poorest areas of Metro Detroit and Detroit itself, and she somehow is getting money to them in some form. That's more important than her being a communist Islamist.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:24 PM (PqulF)

75 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 10:20 PM (yEpaP)

It's cutting commentary like this that has me LOLing and coming back to the HQ

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 11, 2020 10:24 PM (IYHxL)

76 Doesn't every town have people who travel by riding lawn mower through town? There are several who do in our little city.
It's the lawn tractor or bicycle when you lose your license because of a DUI.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:25 PM (Y0bLv)

77 Recently a commenter asked about on-line dating sites.
___

I personally recommend Grindr. Oh, wait I mean tindr. Err...or nothing I meant nothing Mik...err...michelle.


Posted by: Barack Obama at August 11, 2020 10:25 PM (qlFIA)

78 72 Big Ten is dumb as hell. All potential draft players will sit out because its better for them to save any wear and tear on their body right as the draft is coming up.
Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 10:23 PM (vMCab)

--Trevor Lawrence has nothing to lose by not playing, but he wants to play.

If the only 1-A football we see is SEC-ACC (throw in Big 12 even), I'd be happy with that.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 10:25 PM (oZuI0)

79 Keith Ellison, muzzie convert's old district. There's a reason the West Bank in Minneapolis is known as Little Mogadishu
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)


So much for the Magic Dirt Theory.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2020 10:26 PM (Vgw1E)

80 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3zhycq3

https://tinyurl.com/y6xrz4n2

https://tinyurl.com/yyk63jkb

https://tinyurl.com/y6hxjpyc

https://tinyurl.com/y3977zhj

Posted by: kbdabear at August 11, 2020 10:26 PM (qAR6u)

81 So now you know why Tlaib was reelected. Her constituents are living in one of the poorest areas of Metro Detroit and Detroit itself, and she somehow is getting money to them in some form. That's more important than her being a communist Islamist.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:24 PM (PqulF


Welfare > American Ideal ?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 10:26 PM (6i2m+)

82 So has the Fuhrer been informed about Kamala Harris?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 10:26 PM (6hUiM)

83 What an awesome cabin in the woods!

Build a fire, pour a drink, settle in under a blanket on the couch and watch the flames.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 10:27 PM (U2p+3)

84 Re college football, hope the SEC and ACC play in the fall and make lots of money.

Posted by: IC at August 11, 2020 10:27 PM (a0IVu)

85 No Hassle Nerdy Girl sounds like a porn franchise.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 10:27 PM (uhGSf)

86 Just a tip, stay tuned for tomorrow night's ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

What do you have planned for us?

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:27 PM (Y0bLv)

87 So now you know why Tlaib was reelected. Her constituents are living in one of the poorest areas of Metro Detroit and Detroit itself, and she somehow is getting money to them in some form. That's more important than her being a communist Islamist.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:24 PM (PqulF)

--Tlaib is a shithag.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 10:27 PM (oZuI0)

88 32 Tulsi or Amy would have made interesting running mates, but Kamela is just a joke.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled


And a dirty joke at that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

89 So now you know why Tlaib was reelected. Her constituents are living in one of the poorest areas of Metro Detroit and Detroit itself, and she somehow is getting money to them in some form. That's more important than her being a communist Islamist.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:24 PM (PqulF)

that's rational voting imo

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:28 PM (J8nVw)

90 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2ny4wlt

https://tinyurl.com/y3vels87

https://tinyurl.com/y5n6vwtz

https://tinyurl.com/y59xbzlg

https://tinyurl.com/yyytlg75

Posted by: kbdabear at August 11, 2020 10:28 PM (qAR6u)

91 76
Doesn't every town have people who travel by riding lawn mower through town? There are several who do in our little city.

It's the lawn tractor or bicycle when you lose your license because of a DUI.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:25 PM (Y0bLv)


Not personally, but my dad did know a guy who had his license suspended and drove his lawn tractor to my uncle's bar.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:28 PM (F6+/X)

92 88 32 Tulsi or Amy would have made interesting running mates, but Kamela is just a joke.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled

And a dirty joke at that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

Vice President Handle Ears

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 11, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

93 Deep fried beer

On a stick

Posted by: mindful webworker
It's Biden-Harris 2020!
at August 11, 2020 10:29 PM (mZLmb)

94 off scumbag sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

95 Ic, go on.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 10:29 PM (uhGSf)

96 So now you know why Tlaib was reelected. Her
constituents are living in one of the poorest areas of Metro Detroit and
Detroit itself, and she somehow is getting money to them in some form.
That's more important than her being a communist Islamist.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:24 PM


I seem to recall something about "voting themselves money from the treasury."

Posted by: Bert G at August 11, 2020 10:29 PM (OMsf+)

97 also I think that's how Hamas typically gets voted in - by just not geung as corrupt as the status quo

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:29 PM (J8nVw)

98 100

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:29 PM (Y0bLv)

99 Dagnabbit

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:30 PM (Y0bLv)

100 At least AoC and her squad of vermin are useful. They'll devour Pelosi and Schumer eventually.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 10:30 PM (6i2m+)

101 yes

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:30 PM (Y0bLv)

102 swish

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 10:30 PM (o1Bgo)

103 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 10:30 PM (6hUiM)

104 Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:28 PM (J8nVw)

This, plus I'd gather most of her constituents don't know shes a Pinko-Islamist.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 11, 2020 10:30 PM (IYHxL)

105 >> Al Pacino Approved

I approve as well. I approve the shit out of that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 10:30 PM (rCwaK)

106 86 Just a tip, stay tuned for tomorrow night's ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

What do you have planned for us?
Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:27 PM (Y0bLv)

YOKO!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2020 10:31 PM (NgKpN)

107 83 What an awesome cabin in the woods!

Build a fire, pour a drink, settle in under a blanket on the couch and watch the flames.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 10:27 PM (U2p+3)

One of my closest friends has a log cabin on top of a mountain in Stowe, Vermont. Her grandfather built it in the 30s. I've spent many happy times there. Sadly, I can't stay there any longer, as she's a chain smoker and smokes indoors.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

108 If the Republicans win the House, will Pelosi retire? It will be the second time she lost the speakership. Has to be humiliating.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:31 PM (Y0bLv)

109 43 Looking like Ilhan Omar is winning her primary.
People have lost their minds.
Posted by: redridinghood


I have a relative who lives in a Minneapolis suburb. Omar's voting base doesn't have minds to lose.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

110 Can we stop talking about Cuomo killing thousands and bring back the story of Christy causing a traffic jam on some bridge?

priorities, people.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 11, 2020 10:31 PM (LWu6U)

111 I think it was country music star George Jones that had his DL suspended for a DUI, so his wife (another famous cw singer) took his car keys away.
So he drove his riding lawn mower over to the mini mart to buy a 12 pack.
I think he also got busted for that.

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 11, 2020 10:31 PM (w7KSn)

112 yes

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:30 PM



I was rootin' for ya...

Posted by: Zettai at August 11, 2020 10:31 PM (i9MkD)

113 Not personally, but my dad did know a guy who had his license suspended and drove his lawn tractor to my uncle's bar.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:28 PM (F6+/X)

I think in most jurisdictions, if you operate a lawn tractor on the street, it's deemed to be a motor vehicle, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 10:32 PM (yEpaP)

114 Winston,
You are correct, Cliff Mass is a lefty douche. But, he is a weather genius and I love listening to him talk about the natural history of the PNW.

Lovely ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 10:32 PM (U2p+3)

115 LOLOLOL
Talcum X

https://twitter.com/MHark/status/
1293342466897321985

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:32 PM (J8nVw)

116 84 Re college football, hope the SEC and ACC play in the fall and make lots of money.
Posted by: IC at August 11, 2020 10:27 PM (a0IVu)

--Same here.

I despise the $EC, but I'd still watch.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 10:32 PM (oZuI0)

117 YOKO!
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2020 10:31 PM (NgKpN)

He's done that to death already. Has to be somebody else.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:32 PM (Y0bLv)

118 Not personally, but my dad did know a guy who had his license suspended and drove his lawn tractor to my uncle's bar.


Posted by: Mikey NTH at August 11, 2020 10:28 PM


George Jones? https://tinyurl.com/y6o383x4

Posted by: Bert G at August 11, 2020 10:32 PM (OMsf+)

119 Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:24 PM (PqulF)

Yes, Yemeni-ville brings the votes.

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2020 10:32 PM (9UmRs)

120 Weird Al?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 10:33 PM (6i2m+)

121 More party!

https://tinyurl.com/7u8htxd

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:33 PM (F6+/X)

122 >>> Just a tip, stay tuned for tomorrow night's ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)


Well then, I'm setting out my lawn chair now and getting in line black Friday style. Now to strategize how I'll get pee breaks for the next 24hrs...

I enjoy the ONTs I know there's some work put into them as they serve as a good, mellow, not entirely political, interesting, often funny, nightcap to the day. I appreciate the balance.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2020 10:33 PM (l6b3d)

123
Around here (and I think this may have changed recently), it was mopeds for the DUI crowd. They were dubbed "liquorcycles" or "Duicycles".

There was some loophole in the law that allowed one to ride a moped without a license. They tried to close that up, but some of the good ol' boys in Columbia resisted that for years. Many of them were lawyers, and their clients needed transportation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 10:33 PM (rCwaK)

124 108 If the Republicans win the House, will Pelosi retire? It will be the second time she lost the speakership. Has to be humiliating.
Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:31 PM (Y0bLv)



Doubtful. She loves the power of being in charge of Democrats in the House. She will cling to that until enough AOC clones get into office to kick out the current cabal that runs the House Democrat leadership.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 10:33 PM (vMCab)

125 that is old school country right there. THat is why I prefer his version of Tennessee Whiskey and I don't care how many favor the other guy. One guy is telling the truth and the other is using the song to show his vocal range.

It is true Jones wasn't the first to sing it, but it is still his imo.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 10:34 PM (o1Bgo)

126 121 More party!

https://tinyurl.com/7u8htxd
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:33 PM (F6+/X)


I can't stop laughing at your nic!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

127 >>> Just a tip, stay tuned for tomorrow night's ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)


Uh oh, MisHum found my college pictures. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

128 118
Not personally, but my dad did know a guy who had his license suspended and drove his lawn tractor to my uncle's bar.




Posted by: Mikey NTH at August 11, 2020 10:28 PM

George Jones? https://tinyurl.com/y6o383x4

Posted by: Bert G at August 11, 2020 10:32 PM (OMsf+)


Nah, this was Roscommon, Michigan. A town so small don't sneeze while passing through or you might miss it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:35 PM (F6+/X)

129 Bottom pic: What? As long as the load is balanced and you have enough oomph to overcome inertia, the rest is easy rolling. Until you hit a hill, I guess....

Thx 4 the ONT, MH.

Posted by: mindful webworker
It's Biden-Harris 2020!
at August 11, 2020 10:35 PM (mZLmb)

130 Perhaps tomorrow evening will our long-denied Björk retrospective -- ???

Posted by: Zettai at August 11, 2020 10:35 PM (i9MkD)

131 Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2020 10:33 PM (l6b3d)

Thanks for the kind words.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

132 Hi Nurse!
He's had some good programs. His book on the weather of the PNW is very good.
I know one of the people who filled in for him after he lost the KUOW gig.
My friend was getting death threats for, "Taking Cliff's job".
Crazy stuff. He had worked with Cliff on his book and didn't get any attribution.
Still, this is crap.
Hope you're getting rested from the hike.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 11, 2020 10:36 PM (d9Irc)

133 ...will BE our...

Posted by: Zettai at August 11, 2020 10:36 PM (i9MkD)

134 105 >> Al Pacino Approved

I approve as well. I approve the shit out of that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 10:30 PM (rCwaK)

--And no tatts on any of 'em I could see!

kbd provides an out of the park homer once again.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 10:36 PM (oZuI0)

135 I remember, was it last year, a body language analysis that showed that Ilhan Omar was the leader of The Squad, and that Tlaib was her rival for leadership.

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:36 PM (J8nVw)

136 Bottom pic: What? As long as the load is balanced and you have enough oomph to overcome inertia, the rest is easy rolling. Until you hit a hill, I guess....

Thx 4 the ONT, MH.
Posted by: mindful webworker
It's Biden-Harris 2020!
at August 11, 2020 10:35 PM (mZLmb)


You just described driving a VW bus.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 11, 2020 10:36 PM (AiZBA)

137 The question that comes to mind after looking at that last pic is how long does a scooter battery last?

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:37 PM (Y0bLv)

138 There will be no spring football and it's maddening to hear AD's and coaches going through the motions of planning for it. There wlll be nothing different in terms of treatment and probably a vaccine by March and by then, all the top tier players will be gone to work on getting ready for the draft. The remaining players are not going to play five or six games in the spring then turn around two months later and start another two months of workouts , practice then a season.

I keep hearing that the medical advisory team for the big ten couldn't answer questions about risk.
But apparently the SEC and Big 12 docs can.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:37 PM (PqulF)

139 135 I remember, was it last year, a body language analysis that showed that Ilhan Omar was the leader of The Squad, and that Tlaib was her rival for leadership.

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:36 PM (J8nVw)


Oh goody a Halal cat fight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

140 MisHum always has excellent ONTs

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:37 PM (J8nVw)

141 Woman calls out husband over 'shocking' life decision: 'I told him my honest feelings'

She sounds like a miserable, controlling twat. I hope he kicks her to the curb and leaves her nothing but half a bean burrito.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

142 So the DNC has officially picked Kamel, eh? Harris to be Biden's running mate?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 10:38 PM (yEpaP)

143 re: Big Ten. Those are some good teams, and Maryland.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 10:38 PM (o1Bgo)

144 Small correction. Healthy people the age of college athletes face less "risk" from C19 than they do from flu. Even most un-healthy people that age face no big risk.

And of course almost the same is true for most college staff and faculty. The "risk" does not match or exceed flu risk until you get up into the 60s.

Of course it's an illiterate and innumerate country now, with mostly collapsed institutions, and what is verging on a mental illness when it comes to putting risk in context. Pathetic.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2020 10:38 PM (OTzUX)

145 129 Bottom pic: What? As long as the load is balanced and you have enough oomph to overcome inertia, the rest is easy rolling. Until you hit a hill, I guess....

--Are you referring to the original post, or kbd's pics?



Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 10:38 PM (oZuI0)

146 MisHum always has excellent ONTs
Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:37 PM (J8nVw)
* * * *

I agree!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 11, 2020 10:39 PM (WFcrO)

147 >> DUI, so his wife (another famous cw singer) took his car keys away.

Shirley Corley was her name, his second wife. He was also married to Tammy Wynette at some point.

In Hank Jr's, "All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight", George Jones makes a cameo, riding in on a lawn mower.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 10:39 PM (rCwaK)

148 Dear Mr O'Spades :

Long time listener, first time caller here. I've been enjoying the pictures and videos of bats you've been posting and hope you will post more of them.

I'll hang up now and listen for your answer,

LT,FT

Posted by: Long Time First Time at August 11, 2020 10:40 PM (bjCNA)

149 More party is funny, hadn't heard that one Sorry for partying is funny even now

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 10:40 PM (uhGSf)

150 So New Zealand got some news today about not having any cases in 100 days right? And now suddenly 4 people in a family test positive. Probably of course means that there have been others infected but they had no symptoms so didn't bother reporting.

Also I expect New Zealand to follow Japan and the Philippines in their trend lines.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 10:40 PM (vMCab)

151
Perhaps tomorrow evening will our long-denied Bjork retrospective -- ???
Posted by: Zettai at August 11, 2020 10:35 PM (i9MkD)








As long as it includes Army of Me and Emily Browning shooting giant samurai in the face with her 1911 while wearing her Sailor Moon outfit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2020 10:40 PM (EGyGV)

152 143 re: Big Ten. Those are some good teams, and Maryland.
Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 10:38 PM (o1Bgo)

Ahem

Posted by: Rutgers at August 11, 2020 10:40 PM (oZuI0)

153 Posted by: Long Time First Time at August 11, 2020 10:40 PM (bjCNA)

Da da da da, da da da da, Bat-Fan!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 10:41 PM (yEpaP)

154 I think this is it

Body language: DNC Squad Leader
https://youtu.be/0FczIzedZ38

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:41 PM (J8nVw)

155 Kbdabear...you made my week.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

156

Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2GBQqSKl8w

At 1:22, you'll see ol' George coming down the road on the lawn tractor.

Hank's party pad is out in the woods, it's a long, long way from there to Hollywood.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 10:42 PM (rCwaK)

157 Body language: DNC Squad Leader
https://youtu.be/0FczIzedZ38
Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:41 PM (J8nVw)



--LMAO, thank you commenter for introducing me to the term "Jihad Squad"

FTW

Posted by: Rutgers at August 11, 2020 10:43 PM (oZuI0)

158 Perhaps tomorrow evening will our long-denied Bjork retrospective -- ???

Posted by: Zettai at August 11, 2020 10:35 PM



Why would we care about the Texas AandM Athletic Director's time at Ole Miss?

Posted by: Bert G at August 11, 2020 10:43 PM (OMsf+)

159 Woman calls out husband over 'shocking' life decision: 'I told him my honest feelings'

She sounds like a miserable, controlling twat. I hope he kicks her to the curb and leaves her nothing but half a bean burrito.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *

I have to agree with you there. If he wants a Taco Bell booth in his office, let him have the booth. Jeez, lady.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 11, 2020 10:43 PM (WFcrO)

160 I can't stop laughing at your nic!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks - I've been running the Outrage Outlet thing since 2008, I believe. I need to change it up again to a new sales pitch.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:44 PM (F6+/X)

161 Thanks for the ONT.

Wasn't Easterbrook the one who wanted McDonald's to become a 'Progressive Burger Joint'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2020 10:44 PM (cI3Q7)

162 Wasn't Easterbrook the one who wanted McDonald's to become a 'Progressive Burger Joint'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2020 10:44 PM (cI3Q7)

No, he was the tall sergeant on Hill Street Blues.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:45 PM (Y0bLv)

163 Of all of the restaurant style booths I might want, I think I would go with a high backed pub booth or a 50s diner style booth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2020 10:46 PM (cI3Q7)

164 No, he was the tall sergeant on Hill Street Blues.
Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:45 PM (Y0bLv)

No that was Hightower in Police Academy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2020 10:46 PM (cI3Q7)

165 I had a really, really great evening. I did a rifle lesson (#2) with a very nice kid who's doing pretty well at it. A polite and clean-cut young man, headed for trade school and a career, who is becoming adept with a rifle is the worst nightmare for the Left. I'm happy to do my part.
As with ALL my rifle students, at the end of lesson 2, when it seems they're going to stick with it, I gave him a copy of Patriot Post's "Founders' Wisdom" and "Primer of American Liberty" pocket-sized paperbacks. Good gunmanship begets good citizenship and vice versa, IMHO. Between them, they contain the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, Washington's farewell address, Henry's "Liberty or Death" speech, and other selected important works. He seemed excited to read them, and asked why I gave them to him.
I explained that part of being a rifleman is being a good American, and part of being an American is being a good rifleman. The two can't ever be totally separated. I think he gets it, and I can safely say we're both looking forward to next week.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 11, 2020 10:46 PM (+3rQF)

166 > I have to agree with you there. If he wants a Taco Bell booth in his office, let him have the booth. Jeez, lady.

Agreed. I guarantee that there is not one thing of his visible in any of the other rooms the house, and now she wants to even control what should be his own personal space.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 10:46 PM (unn44)

167 Omar 57 percent of the vote. Melton-Meaux 39 percent.

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 11, 2020 10:46 PM (5TrFX)

168
Good evenin, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2020 10:47 PM (G51Gf)

169 Agreed. I guarantee that there is not one thing of his visible in any of the other rooms the house, and now she wants to even control what should be his own personal space.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 10:46 PM (unn44)

Mr. H gets to decorate the garage.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:48 PM (Y0bLv)

170 The local inebriate in the village of my birth drove his farm tractor to the bar for years, perhaps decades, for as long as I can remember, anyway... And there wasn't a blasted thing LE could do about it!

Posted by: Zettai at August 11, 2020 10:48 PM (i9MkD)

171 163 Of all of the restaurant style booths I might want, I think I would go with a high backed pub booth or a 50s diner style booth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2020 10:46 PM (cI3Q7)

same

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 10:48 PM (J8nVw)

172 re: Big Ten. Those are some good teams, and Maryland.
Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 10:38 PM (o1Bgo)

I know Ohio State's president and Nebraska's president voted against cancelling the season. I don't know who else, but I feel certain that Michigan, Michigan State, Maryland, Rutgers, and Northwestern did. Probably Penn State. Penn State and Michigan State are so terrified of lawsuits or if one player developed any serious complications from Covid due to the schools recent histories of student/child abuse. Michigan's president pissed off donors his first day in office when he told the group at his welcome reception that he felt colleges placed too much emphasis on sports. ( With Stephen Ross of the Miami Dolphins and responsible for getting Harbaugh to coach at U/M and a mega Michigan donor standing there. )Doubt the idiot even knew who he was. Northwestern has always felt that sports was a vice their brilliant engineering students should not indulge in, and Maryland has had almost a dozen players opt to sit out due to safety concerns. Rutgers, well what can you say.

I''ve read several students comments on the Ohio State fan board say they are dropping out this semester because their classes have all been rescheduled to online only. One commented that he didn't sign up and pay to go to the University of Phoenix.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:48 PM (PqulF)

173
Omar 57 percent of the vote. Melton-Meaux 39 percent.
Posted by: mercenary13

=========

Woke white liberals keeping crooked POC in office to oppress other POC.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2020 10:48 PM (G51Gf)

174
Hank, really, really, really likes girls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InpQ8ltUsEU

Also, nekkid women and beer (Kid Rock is in this one, too):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt1azfk4_Zg

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 10:49 PM (rCwaK)

175 166
> I have to agree with you there. If he wants a Taco Bell booth in his office, let him have the booth. Jeez, lady.



Agreed. I guarantee that there is not one thing of his visible in
any of the other rooms the house, and now she wants to even control what
should be his own personal space.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 10:46 PM (unn44

Yeah, that's a little more authoritarian than any healthy relationship can sustain.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:49 PM (F6+/X)

176 The US, a large country of 330M once known as a prosperous, free, and educated country, has suffered 100 deaths in people ages 0-17, as of today. Taking the next age bracket - 18-29 - which encompasses all college athletes and most students, there have been 808 deaths.

In a country of 330M.

Just a taste, a tiny taste, of how ridiculous all of this is.

Meanwhile, ages 0-24 have seen about 30K deaths overall, from all causes ex-C19.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2020 10:49 PM (OTzUX)

177 I think in most jurisdictions, if you operate a lawn tractor on the street, it's deemed to be a motor vehicle, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 10:32 PM (yEpaP)


That's why you drive on the median or the sidewalk

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 11, 2020 10:49 PM (eTZoJ)

178 The local inebriate in the village of my birth drove his farm tractor to the bar for years, perhaps decades, for as long as I can remember, anyway... And there wasn't a blasted thing LE could do about it!
Posted by: Zettai

--

My grandpa's retired draft horse took Great-Uncle to and from the tavern every night for years without direction. Billy was a hell of a horse.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2020 10:50 PM (Rvt88)

179 Too many Easterbrook worshippers in the company were doing the Kamala with him.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 11, 2020 10:50 PM (mNhhD)

180 Right after Labor Day, the MSM will start a major new campaign.

They will explain that the concept of "Election Day" is outmoded, and that we need to be thinking in terms of "Election Week" or "Election Month".

The scenario that the D's are planning for is this:

It is late Election Night. Donald Trump appears to have won a solid electoral vote victory. He's 2 points ahead in Nevada, 3 in Minnesota, 4 in Wisconsin, 5 in Michigan, and 3 in Pennsylvania. Trump makes a victory speech, but the networks pointedly refuse to call the election for Trump in any of these states.

As the days pass after Election Day, hundreds of thousands of mail-in and "harvested" votes are counted in these states. Remarkably, more than 90% of these votes are for Biden. One by one, Biden goes into the lead in these states that Trump seemed to have won.

Numerous Republican Senate and House candidates suffer the same fate, as their Election Night leads are overcome by the overwhelmingly Democratic late ballots.

The Democratic governors of the swing states certify Biden as the winner of their state, and prepare to send pro-Biden slates of electors to the Electoral College. The networks finally happily declare Biden to be the winner in mid-November.

November may be a rough month.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 10:51 PM (I2/tG)

181 Corner booths are pretty cool.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 10:51 PM (uhGSf)

182 Nice Ted Kaczynski cabin there MisHum. Do you have a manifesto I can subscribe to?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 11, 2020 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

183 A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

Posted by: Kamala! at August 11, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG)

184 165: Pennsyltucky: how do I get copies of Patriot Post's "Founders' Wisdom" and "Primer of American Liberty" pocket-sized paperbacks?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 11, 2020 10:52 PM (+ldAm)

185 I care about college football, oh, wait. No I don't, at all.

Posted by: Betty at August 11, 2020 10:52 PM (/QabR)

186 She won't eat Taco Bell.

Posted by: Charles the 1/2 at August 11, 2020 10:52 PM (UpvDB)

187
I was wrong about the reasons for the moped. It has nothing to do with licensing, it's about the definition of "motor vehicle".

Under SC law, a moped doesn't count. Thus you can't be charged with DUI on a moped. And the good ol' boys refuse to change it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 10:53 PM (rCwaK)

188 Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 10:51 PM (I2/tG)


That's the nightmare. And don't tell me it's not possible. With what I've seen in the past year, it's not just possible but probable.

But I think it ends in the SC. With Roberts once again fucking this country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 10:53 PM (6i2m+)

189 DUI, so his wife (another famous cw singer) took his car keys away.



Shirley Corley was her name, his second wife. He was also married to Tammy Wynette at some point.



In Hank Jr's, "All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight", George Jones makes a cameo, riding in on a lawn mower.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 10:39 PM (rCwaK)

that video was star studded. I knew they had a bunch, but Little Enos!

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 10:54 PM (o1Bgo)

190 Had to look twice at the top pic. I thought for a moment you'd found the secret mountain lair.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 11, 2020 10:54 PM (SchxB)

191 She won't eat Taco Bell.
Posted by: Charles

---

Bet'cha he doesn't get too many tacos either. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2020 10:54 PM (Rvt88)

192
Thanks - I've been running the Outrage Outlet thing since 2008, I believe. I need to change it up again to a new sales pitch.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 10:44 PM (F6+/X)


No! Don't change it! I love it.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

193 I think online dating should be meeting a chick online and then dating.

Not talking to a chick for three hours on Zoom.

I mean there is a reason that a good date is taking her to dinner, then a movie and then to see a band at the bar.

It's a way of spending 5 hours together where while having only an hour or so of conversation between 2 hours of silence at the movie, 30 minutes if having your mouth full at the restaurant and an hour and a half of bands drowning out the conversation.

You only have to have 1-2 hours of quality conversational material, the last 30 minutes to an hour of which you are both generally pretty buzzed where everything seems funny.

I just can't fathom two or three hours of staring at each other on a computer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2020 10:54 PM (F5Ao7)

194 Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:48 PM (PqulF)

--It was Iowa who joined Nebraska, not THE Ohio State.

Posted by: Rutgers at August 11, 2020 10:54 PM (oZuI0)

195 Howdy all. We here survived the winds, some name like derecho.

Straight line winds, 92 mph here. Not much impact at home, but a tree went down at work w/ a ton of branches.

Also lost power at 2 of our buildings. This was wild windy.

Posted by: Farmer at August 11, 2020 10:55 PM (uEauf)

196 Recently a commenter asked about on-line dating sites.

I recommend High School.

That's what I like about COVID, man. They go online, I don't have to wear pants.

Posted by: Wooderson at August 11, 2020 10:55 PM (2lndx)

197 Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 10:51 PM (I2/tG



Also, notice the increase of 'Trump won't leave office, we will have to smoke him out' narrative.

Laying the groundwork.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 10:55 PM (6i2m+)

198 122 >>> Just a tip, stay tuned for tomorrow night's ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Is it going to be like a special Oprah episode where everybody in the audience gets a free car? WooHoo!

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

199 we still don't have mail in voting in PA?

and we won't get it by this election!

you can request an absentee ballot - like every previous election - it's not easy.

anyway! PA is going to get hurt by the Big Ten decision. all those weekends at PSU - gone - big hit for State College. one more cut...Wolf and the Left are just trying to kill the state basically.

and hurt people.

that's their entire point now. damage.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 11, 2020 10:55 PM (j9HX3)

200 185 I care about college football, oh, wait. No I don't, at all.
Posted by: Betty at August 11, 2020 10:52 PM (/QabR)

--Your lack of concern is noted.

Posted by: Rutgers at August 11, 2020 10:55 PM (oZuI0)

201 George also appeared on his John Deere lawnmower at the end of Vince Gill's video for One More Last Chance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGfgIQfpbWI

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:55 PM (PqulF)

202 Where from, Betty?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 10:56 PM (uhGSf)

203 But I think it ends in the SC. With Roberts once again fucking this country.

Roberts will vote for Biden in a heartbeat. 5-4 for Biden.

The MSM will explain that this is a justified turnabout of Bush v. Gore.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

204 >> at the end of Vince Gill's video for One More Last Chance.

Thanks, I was trying to remember who did that with the line "... but she forgot about my old John Deere."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 10:57 PM (rCwaK)

205 Midwest.

Posted by: Betty at August 11, 2020 10:57 PM (/QabR)

206 Kamela Harris is Bear With Wide Chasm.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 10:57 PM (oZuI0)

207 WAIT A SECOND

WAIT JUST ONE FUCKING SECOND

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is one of the top 40 selling records worldwide? of all time?

I mean, it's got a cool groove and it's fun in a smoke-a-doob, eat-some-shrooms and turn out the lights and turn on a black light and look at the posters on the wall.

But it does not stand up to repeated listenings. The drum solo literally sounds like a drunk person falling into a drum kit.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 11, 2020 10:57 PM (oAY8z)

208 182 Nice Ted Kaczynski cabin there MisHum. Do you have a manifesto I can subscribe to?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 11, 2020 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

The ONT and Zappa Month Baby

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

209
Also, notice the increase of 'Trump won't leave office, we will have to smoke him out' narrative.

Laying the groundwork.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 10:55 PM (6i2m+)


Proclaimed solely to gin up the leftist base.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

210 I''ve read several students comments on the Ohio
State fan board say they are dropping out this semester because their
classes have all been rescheduled to online only. One commented that he
didn't sign up and pay to go to the University of Phoenix.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:48 PM (PqulF)

and he had a point. Hopefully these schools will have actually become competitive and attract students regardless of the state they grew up in and who's parent went where. I feel bad for Penn State because they are all about football. But the state they are in is really whacky these days. I am not surprised in the least that the Big 12 and SEC would be the ones that say screw it, we are playing ball.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 10:58 PM (o1Bgo)

211 Also, notice the increase of 'Trump won't leave office, we will have to smoke him out' narrative.

Laying the groundwork.


Yeah, the MSM is preparing to declare Biden the winner, no matter what the facts on the ground.

Trump isn't allowed to question the pro-Biden tidal wave of votes appearing after Election Day.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 10:58 PM (I2/tG)

212 ...I explained that part of being a rifleman is being a good American, and part of being an American is being a good rifleman. The two can't ever be totally separated. I think he gets it, and I can safely say we're both looking forward to next week.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky


Got a little dusty in here all of a sudden.

Posted by: mindful webworker
It's Biden-Harris 2020!
at August 11, 2020 10:58 PM (mZLmb)

213 Sleepy Joe Biden and Phony Kamala Harris. What a pair. And Trump has nicknamed them perfectly.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 11, 2020 10:58 PM (WFcrO)

214 184
165: Pennsyltucky: how do I get copies of Patriot Post's "Founders'
Wisdom" and "Primer of American Liberty" pocket-sized paperbacks?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 11, 2020 10:52 PM (+ldAm)


----------------------------------

I get them right from the source. I usually buy 'em in bulk, but you can get singles or small batches as well. I also stick them in Christmas cards, leave them in waiting rooms, etc.:
https://tinyurl.com/y62q3rgx

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 11, 2020 10:59 PM (+3rQF)

215 Trump isn't allowed to question the pro-Biden tidal wave of votes appearing after Election Day.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 10:58 PM (I2/tG)


Our side can do that, too, you know.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 10:59 PM (Y0bLv)

216 In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is one of the top 40 selling records worldwide? of all time?

I mean, it's got a cool groove and it's fun in a smoke-a-doob, eat-some-shrooms and turn out the lights and turn on a black light and look at the posters on the wall.

But it does not stand up to repeated listenings. The drum solo literally sounds like a drunk person falling into a drum kit.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 11, 2020 10:57 PM (oAY8z)


I listened to that a million times in my youth.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

217 Big 10 or whatever they are calling it now?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 10:59 PM (uhGSf)

218 203

There are so many critical Constitutional decisions I have yet to make, and patriots will hate every one of them!

You can thank George "Establishment" Bush for my appointment!

Posted by: SCCJ Juan Robberts at August 11, 2020 10:59 PM (eTZoJ)

219
You are correct, Cliff Mass is a lefty douche. But, he is a weather genius and I love listening to him talk about the natural history of the PNW.

Lovely ONT, MisHum.
Posted by: Nurse ratched


Hmmm, lefty and weather genius. Can I assume he is a global warming guy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2020 10:59 PM (aKsyK)

220

I see they did finally close the moped loophole. Law took effect last year, 2019. So you can be charged with DUI on a moped now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 11:00 PM (rCwaK)

221 71 163 Of all of the restaurant style booths I might want, I think I would go with a high backed pub booth or a 50s diner style booth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2020 10:46 PM (cI3Q7)

Black Angus and some of the cool steak houses have awesome booths. High, leather seats, smelling of tobacco and steak sauce.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 11:00 PM (U2p+3)

222 I think I've experienced the new Burger King slogan.

"Burger King - the gateway to vomiting."

I feel better now.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 11, 2020 11:01 PM (l9m7l)

223 213 Sleepy Joe Biden and Phony Kamala Harris. What a pair. And Trump has nicknamed them perfectly.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 11, 2020 10:58 PM (WFcrO)

--I did not know about this at the time, but apparently The Donald tweeted a couple years ago about the "three" members of the Scrunt Squad.

If he meant to cause a ruckus about which one was left out, that was Troll Level 11.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:01 PM (oZuI0)

224 Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 10:48 PM (PqulF)

--It was Iowa who joined Nebraska, not THE Ohio State.
Posted by: Rutgers at August 11, 2020 10:54 PM (oZuI0)

Gene Smith , OSU's AD and OSU new president, Kristina Johnson, have stated they were against postponement of the season. Link takes you to article in Eleven Warriors, OSU fan board. https://tinyurl.com/y6bwk7v5

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 11:01 PM (PqulF)

225 >>>Not talking to a chick for three hours on Zoom.

Chicks did pretending they are on tv.

Posted by: Bat at August 11, 2020 11:02 PM (BRkq2)

226 The Ohio State University has a new President, so I wonder if she knew how much money will be lost. Basketball season was canceled and now Football, Good luck to all the Diversity hires. They will be the first to go see Ohio University not THE Ohio University where they purged all the Diversity Hires

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 11, 2020 11:02 PM (dKiJG)

227 Bertram Cabot
Yes, yes you can.
He's not quite as insane about it as some but he declared the science settled when he came up for tenure.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 11, 2020 11:02 PM (d9Irc)

228 Proclaimed solely to gin up the leftist base.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)


The corrupt media/political complex is a formidable enemy! Even if we had someone clever enough to mount a similar counter offensive it would never get air time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 11, 2020 11:02 PM (eTZoJ)

229 Who says Pennsyltucky?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:02 PM (uhGSf)

230 Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 11, 2020 10:46 PM (+3rQF)
* * * *

Thanks for getting the young man started off in the right direction! May he pass those lessons on to many more future citizen patriots.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 11, 2020 11:03 PM (WFcrO)

231 Bizarre world where people spend hours with their phone and a mirror portraying themselves.

Posted by: Charles the 1/2 at August 11, 2020 11:04 PM (UpvDB)

232 Well, now that the Portland Soros DA has announced today that felony riot, interfering with a police officer, criminal trespass, and (usually) assaulting a police officer are no longer prosecutable crimes, I wonder if Antifa's tactics will change at the riot tonight.

I mean, we already knew that these crimes weren't going to be prosecuted, but the DA has now made it official.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 11:04 PM (I2/tG)

233 When I was 18, I worked for a few months washing dishes at Cracker Barrel. I asked the manager once why they didn't have booths.

He said they didn't want people getting comfortable.

They really built their whole model on getting you in and out as quick as possible. The waitresses would just about drop off your check at the same time your food arrived.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2020 11:04 PM (F5Ao7)

234 Who says Pennsyltucky?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:02 PM (uhGSf)

I think that came from Carville. The guy had a point though. If you ignore Philly and Pittsburgh, it is the most Southern Northern state I know of.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 11:04 PM (o1Bgo)

235 Juan Williams?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:04 PM (uhGSf)

236 Hmmm, lefty and weather genius. Can I assume he is a global warming guy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Prolly. I've gotten good at filtering out the gobbledygook.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 11:05 PM (U2p+3)

237 Nekkid women and beer. Sounds good right about now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 11:05 PM (NWiLs)

238 I am not surprised in the least that the Big 12 and SEC would be the ones that say screw it, we are playing ball.
Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 10:58 PM (o1Bgo)

--The ACC has not backed down yet, either.

They know Trevor Lawrence is the revenue generator.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:05 PM (oZuI0)

239 214 184
165: Pennsyltucky: how do I get copies of Patriot Post's "Founders'
Wisdom" and "Primer of American Liberty" pocket-sized paperbacks?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 11, 2020 10:52 PM (+ldAm)


----------------------------------

I get them right from the source. I usually buy 'em in bulk, but you can get singles or small batches as well. I also stick them in Christmas cards, leave them in waiting rooms, etc.:
https://tinyurl.com/y62q3rgx
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
--------
Very nice. They'll have a new customer shortly.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 11, 2020 11:05 PM (+ldAm)

240 A missing port worker in Beirut has been found in the Mediterranean Sea

What we really want are the children, the highly profitable children...

Posted by: The Red Cross at August 11, 2020 11:05 PM (ELgVT)

241 Gene Smith , OSU's AD and OSU new president, Kristina Johnson, have stated they were against postponement of the season. Link takes you to article in Eleven Warriors, OSU fan board. https://tinyurl.com/y6bwk7v5
Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 11:01 PM (PqulF)

--That must've changed since yesterday.

Glad to hear.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:07 PM (oZuI0)

242 233 When I was 18, I worked for a few months washing dishes at Cracker Barrel. I asked the manager once why they didn't have booths.

He said they didn't want people getting comfortable.

They really built their whole model on getting you in and out as quick as possible. The waitresses would just about drop off your check at the same time your food arrived.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2020 11:04 PM (F5Ao7)

They aren't that bad about hustling you out the door, at least not at the ones I've been at. However, their food quality has degraded significantly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 11:07 PM (NWiLs)

243 Seems condescending as crap.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:07 PM (uhGSf)

244 I have never used my mobility scooter top tow anything heavier than a cooler full of beer.

Posted by: Malty Mobile Miklos at August 11, 2020 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

245 243 Seems condescending as crap.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:07 PM (uhGSf)

I'm not THAT condescending. I mean, yeah, sometimes, but come on.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

246 243 Seems condescending as crap.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:07 PM (uhGSf)

--[pats Cosmic Charlie on head]

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:08 PM (oZuI0)

247 The waitresses would just about drop off your check at the same time your food arrived.

I've never really understood restaurants that are full, turning people away, and take forever to bring the check. I don't mind it, but I don't understand it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 11, 2020 11:08 PM (2lndx)

248 3 Hyvää iltaa kaikille!

Torilla tavataan!

Posted by: NotRillyFinnish at August 11, 2020 11:08 PM (5N2ZM)

249 When phony Kam says me too, it's to brag about the prizes.

Posted by: Bat at August 11, 2020 11:09 PM (BRkq2)

250 "The Anti-Karens are becoming as obnoxious as the real Karens."
Fuck you Karen.

Posted by: Chick Maldanado at August 11, 2020 11:09 PM (T1naX)

251 You are correct, Cliff Mass is a lefty douche. But, he is a weather genius and I love listening to him talk about the natural history of the PNW.

Cliff believes in global warming, but also wants to to submit global warming evidence to scientific rigor, which has already earned him the hatred of the Left.

He did a good job eviscerating a study a while ago that claimed that in a decade or two, hundreds of people would be dying every summer in Seattle during heat waves. For people familiar with Seattle's summer climate, this was less than credible.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 11:09 PM (I2/tG)

252 Nekkid women and beer. Sounds good right about now.
Posted by: Insomniac


Lena Dunham with a Zima

Be careful what you wish for

Posted by: mindful webworker
It's Biden-Harris 2020!
at August 11, 2020 11:09 PM (mZLmb)

253 ARC
I suspect it's going to get bad in Seattle soon as well.
No prosecutions. The Chief of Police forced out. Cutting 100 officers. Pay cuts to the entire command staff.
Some of those cuts will be from attrition but the city council wants to get rid of senior people first.

Sporty indeed.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 11, 2020 11:09 PM (d9Irc)

254 So has the Fuhrer been informed about Kamala Harris?


Could you doubt it?

https://bit.ly/2PGmSF8

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2020 11:10 PM (yQpMk)

255 252 Nekkid women and beer. Sounds good right about now.
Posted by: Insomniac

Lena Dunham with a Zima

Be careful what you wish for
Posted by: mindful webworker
It's Biden-Harris 2020!
at August 11, 2020 11:09 PM (mZLmb)

Zima is not beer. And Lena Dunham is an elephant seal masquerading as a woman. Neither of them count.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 11:10 PM (NWiLs)

256 Ilhan Omar won her primary in Minnesota's 5th District tonight with 57% of the vote, even though a challenger, Antone Melton-Meaux out spent her almost 2-1.

In 2018 she won the general election by a huge margin, like 60%.

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2020 11:10 PM (+0uDE)

257 I think that came from Carville. The guy had a point though. If you ignore Philly and Pittsburgh, it is the most Southern Northern state I know of.
Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 11:04 PM (o1Bgo)

Southern central and south eastern Ohio is the most depressing thing I've ever seen, Vinton County in particular (and it has some of the most beautiful natural geography in the state). It may be more West Virginia than West VIrginia. I'm talking about driving by trailers and saying 'there is absolutely no way humans live in there', then you see a baby running around in a diaper

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 11, 2020 11:10 PM (oAY8z)

258 Seems condescending as crap.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:07 PM (uhGSf)

why? what is wrong with Kentucky? PA is an interesting state really. I have never seen more ardent Trump supporters in any other state. I didn't go to all of them, but in Central PA they have signage that is built to last. The prob is this time the Lefty cities are ready.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 11:11 PM (o1Bgo)

259 "I think Biden will win California now."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 11, 2020 11:12 PM (2lndx)

260 I pray to God that Wolf has redpilled some blue brains here

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 11:12 PM (J8nVw)

261 258 Horrific.

A 5-year old Uiguhr boy bicycled onto the lawn of a low iq man of the sort the CCP uses as shock troops.

The CCP pet shot the 5 year old Uiguhr-and the CCP controlled media is covering it up.

Please @HawleyMO, bring light to this story!

https://t.co/JiMJRoizEJ
Posted by: Maskhole at August 11, 2020 11:11 PM (hFKne)

--Not gonna register to read it.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:13 PM (oZuI0)

262 I'm beat and have nothing to contribute. I'm gonna mosey. Goodnight.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 11:13 PM (NWiLs)

263
Hank also likes to get Buck Nekkid his own self:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZYFWzabSfY

Buck nekkid, in my birthday suit, buck nekkid and I don't give a hoot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 11, 2020 11:13 PM (rCwaK)

264
The corrupt media/political complex is a formidable enemy! Even if we had someone clever enough to mount a similar counter offensive it would never get air time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 11, 2020 11:02 PM (eTZoJ)

Yes.

We on the right have been screwed, booed and tattooed by every faction in politics.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 11, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

265 Lots of MSNBCNN shills are positively gushing over Willie Brown's leftovers, slapping ten shades of lipstick on that pig. It's like watching QVC hosts trying to push clearance junk off their shelves.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 11, 2020 11:13 PM (mNhhD)

266 Southern central and south eastern Ohio is the most
depressing thing I've ever seen, Vinton County in particular (and it has
some of the most beautiful natural geography in the state). It may be
more West Virginia than West VIrginia. I'm talking about driving by
trailers and saying 'there is absolutely no way humans live in there',
then you see a baby running around in a diaper

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 11, 2020 11:10 PM (oAY8z)

I haven't been there but I believe you. It is a shame to see such poverty. After thinking about it, I don't think that is what Carville said about PA. He said it was Philly on the East border, Pittsburgh on the West, and Alabama in the middle. He was talking the politics of the state, not poverty. I have spent a bit of time there and I can vouch for it.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 11:13 PM (o1Bgo)

267 Omar 57 percent of the vote. Melton-Meaux 39 percent.
Posted by: mercenary13


Let's see if the old Buick will start.

Posted by: Democratic Operative Miklos at August 11, 2020 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

268 I've never really understood restaurants that are full, turning people away, and take forever to bring the check. I don't mind it, but I don't understand it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 11, 2020 11:08 PM (2lndx)

......

As the meal is drawing to a close, I usually swing by, guest check at the ready, and ask if they want dessert. If not, drop the check.

Actually some of my favorite customer comments come from guests that have stuffed themselves before I ask them if the saved room for dessert.

"Oh Lord no, I couldn't eat another bite".

People are generally pretty funny.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2020 11:14 PM (F5Ao7)

269 really. Kamala the Ugandan Giant Harris is a wrestler who just happened to kill himself... Yesterday.

Posted by: Epstein at August 11, 2020 11:15 PM (BRkq2)

270 Carville meant it as a diss, probably, but it makes me happy

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 11:15 PM (J8nVw)

271 184 165: Pennsyltucky: how do I get copies of Patriot Post's "Founders' Wisdom" and "Primer of American Liberty" pocket-sized paperbacks?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM

Try patriotpost.com

Posted by: Cosda at August 11, 2020 11:15 PM (Eel/+)

272 261
I pray to God that Wolf has redpilled some blue brains here

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 11:12 PM (J8nVw)


------------------------

My most fervent prayer as well.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 11, 2020 11:15 PM (+3rQF)

273 Lots of MSNBCNN shills are positively gushing over Willie Brown's leftovers

Willie, a superb natural politician, advised Kamala not to take the VP offer.

Here's hoping he's right.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 11:15 PM (I2/tG)

274 --Not gonna register to read it.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:13 PM (oZuI0)

It got linked plenty earlier today. It's not a Uighur. It's a white child killed by a black thug drug dealer. Some people are trying to make it a race issue, but it's really a thug issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 11:15 PM (yEpaP)

275 No that was Hightower in Police Academy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Are they allowed to show Police Academy movies in this political climate. I heard that showing Kindergarten Cop was stopped because it didn't show cops as evil.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 11:15 PM (+lVUW)

276 Not sure whether to say thanks Mishum or not. I now have a Trampled Under Foot earworm playing in my head. Nice pic. Looks like my neighborhood.


Thanks Mishum. Spot on, tip top and all that stuff.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 11, 2020 11:16 PM (CSbCk)

277 Carville meant it as a diss, probably, but it makes me happy

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 11:15 PM (J8nVw)

honestly, I think he meant it to be descriptive. He is an ardent political partisan, but he is not stupid. He was one of the first of them to realize they lost in 2016

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 11:17 PM (o1Bgo)

278 Good evening everyone. Let me apologize for my little bout of self-pity last night.

I am happy tonight because it looks like the guy I voted for for State Senator, Julian Bradley, has won (although he has only 43% of the vote - there were 5 GOP candidates in the race and he has more than double the votes of his closest challenger.) Bradley was endorsed by Scott Walker and he's the most conservative candidate. And, although this shouldn't be an issue, this year it certainly is: Bradley is black. I know (and utterly detest) the Dem he'll be facing off against: a rich "woke" white techy. I'll enjoy watching the white progressive get waxed by a black conservative in November.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 11, 2020 11:17 PM (U94xN)

279 it makes me happy too.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 11:18 PM (o1Bgo)

280
Ilhan Omar won her primary in Minnesota's 5th District tonight with 57% of the vote, even though a challenger, Antone Melton-Meaux out spent her almost 2-1.

In 2018 she won the general election by a huge margin, like 60%.
Posted by: rd

=======

Why isn't Snack Barr prosecuting her?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2020 11:18 PM (G51Gf)

281 Nice Ted Kaczynski cabin there MisHum. Do you have a manifesto I can subscribe to?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 11, 2020 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

The ONT and Zappa Month Baby
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 11, 2020 10:57

LOL, I've met both of you IRL. I think you are more normal than you come across.

Tho that trip to the Ice Bar was memorable, Eris.

Posted by: Farmer at August 11, 2020 11:18 PM (uEauf)

282 Wondering if Susan Rice is sitting at home writing emails to her self?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 11, 2020 11:19 PM (CSbCk)

283 Willie Brown and James Carville are both very smart political thinkers.

Cynical AF, but smart.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:20 PM (oZuI0)

284 Omar's constituents must enjoy living in little Somalia. Screw them. They deserve to live in a shithole.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 11, 2020 11:21 PM (U94xN)

285 It's a race issue liar. FBI crime stats don't lie. You do.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 11, 2020 11:19 PM (hFKne)

Kiss my ass, Klan Kocksucker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 11:21 PM (yEpaP)

286 It got linked plenty earlier today. It's not a Uighur. It's a white child killed by a black thug drug dealer. Some people are trying to make it a race issue, but it's really a thug issue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 11:15 PM (yEpaP)

--Thanks for saving me the time, AOP!

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:22 PM (oZuI0)

287 I like Youtube's ability to speed up video speed...1.5 or 1.25 speed lets me digest more content on my daily commute while still being easily intelligible.

Until I clicked on a Ben Shaprio video reacting to Kamala being picked. Sounded like the Micro Machine man after inhaling helium.

Posted by: Grimmy at August 11, 2020 11:22 PM (6K3U5)

288 Mask hole is widespread pepe.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2020 11:22 PM (PisyI)

289 Donna&&&&&&&&'

I was worried about you. Please remember, I care. I like seeing your nic and reading what you have to say. Be kind to yourself. Your contributions are appreciated.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 11:22 PM (U2p+3)

290 Surprise! In the French revolutionary calendar, it's Otter Day. Pics here: https://bit.ly/2XOMB2n

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at August 11, 2020 11:22 PM (yfg1e)

291 I see they did finally close the moped loophole. Law took effect last
year, 2019. So you can be charged with DUI on a moped now.



*Cancels hastily made vacation plans.*

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 11, 2020 11:22 PM (SchxB)

292 Southern central and south eastern Ohio is the most
depressing thing I've ever seen, Vinton County in particular (and it has some of the most beautiful natural geography in the state). It may be more West Virginia than West VIrginia. I'm talking about driving by trailers and saying 'there is absolutely no way humans live in there', then you see a baby running around in a diaper

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

Don't limit it to Vinton. Hocking, Meigs, Jackson and Gallia counties are all places where if you spend $5 that fin makes it's way around to everyone there. Good people but poorer than dirt. There are simply not that many good jobs to be had.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2020 11:22 PM (Rvt88)

293 Jamie Lee Curtis is freaking out because she saw a mail truck on a flatbed hauler. And the driver was wearing a red hat!

Now, unlike common rubes such as ourselves, who would stupidly assume that the mail truck had broken down and was being hauled off for repair, the brilliant Ms Curtis has determined that this is the opening salvo in TRUMP'S SUPPRESSION OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS!!!!!

Yes, he is literally sending guys in MAGA hats out to STEAL ALL THE MAIL TRUCKS. In secrecy! Because no one would notice that! Fortunately, the eagle-eyed Jamie Lee is on the job!

What is it about Hollywood that makes actresses go completely batshit as soon as they reach an age where no one wants to see their tits any more?

Is it that formerly they could get attention just by taking off their shirts, and the crazy behavior is an escalating cycle of trying to restore themselves to the center of attention?

That's kind of my theory.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 11:23 PM (unn44)

294 Btw I saw that Lin Wood is planning to set up a 501(c) for conservative legal aid of some kind

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 11, 2020 11:23 PM (J8nVw)

295 Gotta say MH.
Anything that starts with the B52's is a good start.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2020 11:23 PM (axyOa)

296
Hi all.

My favorite memes / phrases of the day are

Joe / Toe 2020

Joe / Hoe 2020


Anyone who hears someone else talking about KamelToe, good or bad, and doesn't hint about oral sex is just being lazy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:24 PM (sy5kK)

297 290 Mask hole is widespread pepe.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2020 11:22 PM (PisyI)



So you're saying we should start talking about Jared Kushner and Qanon.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 11:24 PM (vMCab)

298 The US, a large country of 330M once known as a prosperous, free, and educated country, has suffered 100 deaths in people ages 0-17, as of today. Taking the next age bracket - 18-29 - which encompasses all college athletes and most students, there have been 808 deaths.

In a country of 330M.


My sister is a teachers' aide in a public school in Michigan. Her school did a parent survey on what to do for this fall. 80 something percent of the parents want their kids in school full time. They aren't getting it. The school is kindergarten and first grade. The kids will be in school 2 days a week, with the rest being remote learning.I think the schools are stuck with what the state of Michigan has mandated. The state of Michigan doesn't give a damn what the students or their parents want.

I really feel sorry for the students. They're getting screwed over for something that isn't a threat to them. Sadly, the same parents who are being treated like 8 year olds who can be trusted to make decisions for their own children, will probably continue voting for democrats who treat them like this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 11:24 PM (+lVUW)

299 Lol

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2020 11:24 PM (PisyI)

300 What creeps me out most about that automatic mask detections system is I was just yesterday think something like this would soon be developed. My mind wanted to say, no that will never happen but very tired enough I say that overthrow past few months I am wrong. And here we are with plans for a mask detection system being given discussed and implemented. National it won't be just in sports facilities.

This cornoa hysteria is getting beyond insane. It is becoming like some dystopian movie.

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2020 11:25 PM (sGobE)

301 > Joe / Toe 2020

My favorite so far is:

Sniff / Blow 2020

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 11:25 PM (unn44)

302 Anyone who hears someone else talking about KamelToe, good or bad, and doesn't hint about oral sex is just being lazy.

I was gonna make a joke about that, but then she blew the punchline.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 11, 2020 11:25 PM (SchxB)

303 How is Kamala Asian American? Bream just let Buddy Holly hack say that.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:26 PM (uhGSf)

304 296 Btw I saw that Lin Wood is planning to set up a 501(c) for conservative legal aid of some kind
Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 11, 2020 11:23 PM (J8nVw)


An aggressive conservative legal counter puncher is way overdue!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 11, 2020 11:26 PM (eTZoJ)

305 Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 11:22 PM (U2p+3)

You're very kind. Thank you!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 11, 2020 11:26 PM (U94xN)

306 305 How is Kamala Asian American? Bream just let Buddy Holly hack say that.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:26 PM (uhGSf)



One of her parents is Dot not Feather Indian.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 11:27 PM (vMCab)

307 I was gonna make a joke about that, but then she blew the punchline.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


*nods vigorously*

Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 11, 2020 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

308 298
Hi all.

My favorite memes / phrases of the day are

Joe / Toe 2020

Joe / Hoe 2020


Anyone who hears someone else talking about KamelToe, good or bad, and doesn't hint about oral sex is just being lazy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:24 PM (sy5kK)

--The bigger the O, the bigger the 'ho

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:27 PM (oZuI0)

309 One might assume that anti-maskers are just going about dating as normal, but that would disregard everything we've seen about anti-maskers during these unprecedented times. That is, we know perfectly well they aren't satisfied doing anything short of making a big show out of their refusal to "live in fear" or "be a sheep" or whatever ludicrous thing they're calling showing respect towards their fellow humans this week.



Fuck you masker sheep. EARN my respect. It isn't freely given simply because you sre breathing.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:27 PM (yCZVl)

310 Fun at the qdpsteve household:

My physical therapist wants me to do traction for my neck, but the machine she recommended is $385 at Amazon.

I told my neurosurgeon about it. His suggestion? A kit that you can hang on a door and uses water as weight. 33 bucks!

I finally got the thing set up and tried it just now. Good news: it seems to work, and I think it's making me taller. :-)

Bad news: it looks as if I have an S&M torture device getup in my room now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

311
I hope on MSNBC and etc, point out the truth about Kamala Harris, specifically that America is a place where women can rise to the top of their profession by being used as sex tools for powerful men.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:28 PM (sy5kK)

312 Oddball YouTube channel that may appeal to the unique interests of some Hordians here: Joseph Carter the Mink Man. He trained mink to hunt kind of like falcons, going out and killing prey (fish and muskrats), and then bringing the kills back on command in exchange for little meat treats.

His latest endeavor is trying to train some Australian monitor lizard to do the same. He took it to his church recently to wander the grounds and get used to being outdoors, and it unexpectedly caught something...
https://youtu.be/uRTdUJaIQKs

Posted by: Grimmy at August 11, 2020 11:28 PM (6K3U5)

313 How is Kamala Asian American? Bream just let Buddy Holly hack say that.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:26 PM (uhGSf)


One of her parents is Dot not Feather Indian.
Posted by: buzzion


Dot Indian isn't asian.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:29 PM (yCZVl)

314 Bad news: it looks as if I have an S&M torture device getup in my room now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

--NTTAWWT

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:29 PM (oZuI0)

315 logprof, I know!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

316 I haven't seen that kind of poverty in PA. But I have seen some damn conservtive areas. I have also seen some towns that look like they could have been the set of The Deer Hunter.

I went to Pottsville PA once, the town that makes Yuengling. That place seemed different. It didn't seem like the type of place that would welcome a lot of outsiders. But that was just my impression.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 11:30 PM (o1Bgo)

317 Bad news: it looks as if I have an S&M torture device getup in my room now.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Two words:

Snapchat

Posted by: Therapeutic Miklos at August 11, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

318 > He trained mink to hunt kind of like falcons, going out and killing prey (fish and muskrats), and then bringing the kills back on command in exchange for little meat treats.

Somewhere in Asia (I wanna say Thailand, but it might be elsewhere) there's a long standing tradition of training otters to catch fish. I've seen videos about it on the 'Tube before. Pretty cool.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 11:30 PM (unn44)

319 Miklos, I'll be the toast of Bangkok

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

320 Dot Indian isn't asian.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:29 PM (yCZVl)

--[Checks world atlas]

Actually, it is.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:30 PM (oZuI0)

321 Bad news: it looks as if I have an SM torture device getup in my room now.


You never know, you might accidentally find out someone in your life already is into that. Hopefully they're not a blood relative.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 11, 2020 11:30 PM (SchxB)

322 I went to Pottsville PA once, the town that makes Yuengling. That place seemed different. It didn't seem like the type of place that would welcome a lot of outsiders. But that was just my impression.
Posted by: Quint


Pottsylvania welcomes you!

Posted by: Fearless Leader at August 11, 2020 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

323 "278 Carville meant it as a diss, probably, but it makes me happy

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding"

Carvelle's quote about Alabama in the middle is spot on but a college classmate back in the seventies referred to his family's vacation cabin in the Poconos as being in Pennsyltuckey. Being from PA it kind of annoyed me then.

Posted by: Cosda at August 11, 2020 11:31 PM (Eel/+)

324 Blanco, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

325 Omar 57 percent of the vote. Melton-Meaux 39 percent.
Posted by: mercenary13


Let's see if the old Buick will start.
Posted by: Democratic Operative Miklos at

It runs, but there's a funny smell coming from the trunk.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 11, 2020 11:32 PM (CSbCk)

326 Posted by: Maskhole at August 11, 2020 11:19 PM (hFKne)

Good bye.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 11:33 PM (xT2tT)

327 Sock, it's just Jimmy Hoffa still ripening.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

328 Dot Indian isn't asian.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:29 PM (yCZVl)



--[Checks world atlas]



Actually, it is.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:30 PM (oZuI0)

yeah. Funny that Asian means different things to different people. I know today the word is probably banned. But I always found it interesting that when an American in the old America said "Asian" they meant Oriental as in Japanese, Chinese etc. But in the UK, Asian almost always means Pakistani or Indian.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 11:33 PM (o1Bgo)

329 What is it about Hollywood that makes actresses go completely batshit as soon as they reach an age where no one wants to see their tits any more?

It's true of a lot of formerly beautiful women - their whole sense of self, how they interact with others, etc. is based on their beauty. They don't react well when their beauty fades - look at Bridgette Bardot going nuts over animals.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 11:34 PM (I2/tG)

330 I'll enjoy watching the white progressive get waxed by a black conservative in November.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 11, 2020 11:17

Awesome. And a belated happy bday. Did you get the shrimp things today?

Posted by: Farmer at August 11, 2020 11:34 PM (uEauf)

331 --[Checks world atlas]

Actually, it is.
Posted by: logprof


Yep. Learn something new every day. Thanks!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:34 PM (yCZVl)

332 But I always found it interesting that when an American in the old America said "Asian" they meant Oriental as in Japanese, Chinese etc. But in the UK, Asian almost always means Pakistani or Indian.
Posted by: Quint


Rayciss!

Posted by: "Youths" at August 11, 2020 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

333 yeah. Funny that Asian means different things to different people. I know today the word is probably banned. But I always found it interesting that when an American in the old America said "Asian" they meant Oriental as in Japanese, Chinese etc. But in the UK, Asian almost always means Pakistani or Indian.
Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 11:33 PM (o1Bgo)

--Oh, it gets even more confusing.

I call the children of Bharat Asian Indian (on recommendation of a classmate in grad school from India), but while I lived in Canada I learnt that Canadians called them East Indians, which made me think at first they were from Indonesia.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:36 PM (oZuI0)

334 Maybe some beautiful famous women were always crazy, but when they're young people are too entranced by their looks to notice

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 11, 2020 11:36 PM (J8nVw)

335 I know quite a few people in the South that jokingly add the 'tucky predicate to town or county names. I promise you, they are not making fun of anyone. It is a humorous comment about a place considered "country" I guess it is all perspective really. I prefer the country by such a large measure, that I might be missing out on the diss.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 11:36 PM (o1Bgo)

336 I just can't fathom two or three hours of staring at each other on a computer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2020 10:54 PM (F5Ao7)


I'm more of a texter, photo sharer myself.



Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 11, 2020 11:37 PM (2N7oZ)

337 Did I just get a whiff of ozone?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:37 PM (yCZVl)

338 Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

Don't limit it to Vinton. Hocking, Meigs, Jackson and Gallia counties are all places where if you spend $5 that fin makes it's way around to everyone there. Good people but poorer than dirt. There are simply not that many good jobs to be had.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2020 11:22 PM (Rvt8

Agreed. But you can't help but notice the contrast of a very humble, but well-maintained trailer next to something that looks like a poster child for disease and pestilence and not recognize that you can live poor, but with dignity. I don't look at the filth and say 'gee, if only they had more gov't money'. At some point, you have to acknowledge the differences in the choices people make.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 11, 2020 11:37 PM (oAY8z)

339 Has anybody actually checked Ben Shapiro for a Helium tank?

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 11:37 PM (RuIsu)

340 Did I just get a whiff of ozone?


Small loss.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2020 11:38 PM (yQpMk)

341 326 Posted by: Maskhole at August 11, 2020 11:19 PM (hFKne)

Good bye.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 11:33 PM (xT2tT)

--Thanks be to god.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:38 PM (oZuI0)

342 I know quite a few people in the South that jokingly add the 'tucky predicate to town or county names. I promise you, they are not making fun of anyone. It is a humorous comment about a place considered "country" I guess it is all perspective really. I prefer the country by such a large measure, that I might be missing out on the diss.
Posted by: Quint


Pennsyltucky.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:38 PM (yCZVl)

343 by being used as sex tools for powerful men.

Don't deny Kamala agency - she deliberately targeted a powerful married man thirty years older than her, who was a renowned skirt-chaser in San Francisco.

She got a head start on her political career, collected hundreds of thousands of dollars serving on make-work governmental boards that Willie put her on, and dumped Willie once he was no longer useful to her.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 11:38 PM (I2/tG)

344 337 Did I just get a whiff of ozone?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:37 PM (yCZVl)


yup

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 11:38 PM (vMCab)

345

What is Kamala Harris's favorite bird?

















Heh.



The Swallow.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:38 PM (sy5kK)

346 The Swallow.


African or Indian?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2020 11:39 PM (yQpMk)

347 yup
Posted by: buzzion


Better a whiff of ozone than grape.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:39 PM (yCZVl)

348 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:38 PM (sy5kK)

--For most Democrats, it's the parrot.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:40 PM (oZuI0)

349 I only use 'Asian' in reference to food I order for carry out.

So that proves I'm no raycist

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 11, 2020 11:40 PM (oAY8z)

350 She got a head start on her political career

---

Give head to get ahead
Kamala2020

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 11, 2020 11:41 PM (J8nVw)

351 > Maybe some beautiful famous women were always crazy, but when they're young people are too entranced by their looks to notice

Maybe, but she never seemed that crazy before. This is paranoid schizophrenia level.

1) Trump is stealing mail trucks (no one would notice this?)
2) He's doing it by sending out guys in MAGA hats (wouldn't it be less obvious to have them dress in a nondescript way?)
3) He's doing it in broad daylight (wouldn't it make more sense to go to the parking lot, garage, or wherever they're kept and haul them off in the middle of the night?)

It's not even a plausible conspiracy theory.

She's getting dragged pretty hard about it on Twatter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 11:41 PM (unn44)

352 Yul Brynner was born on Sakhalin Island, next to the Sea of Japan.

So, technically, he was Asian.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:42 PM (oZuI0)

353
Did anyone ask those thousands of California black men who Kamala threw in prison for smoking pot when she was AG?



No, seriously, did anyone ask them?

Or their families and friends?

I'm sure they would open their doors to MSNBC or CNN reporters and offer their response.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:43 PM (sy5kK)

354 > The Swallow.

The Blewbird.

The Sapsucker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 11:43 PM (unn44)

355 354 perfect casting in The King and I

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 11, 2020 11:43 PM (J8nVw)

356 Quint, where are they from?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:43 PM (uhGSf)

357 She's getting dragged pretty hard about it on Twatter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 11:41 PM




I've just finished sharing that with everyone I know!

Thanks for sharing that here!

Posted by: Zettai at August 11, 2020 11:43 PM (i9MkD)

358 > Did anyone ask those thousands of California black men who Kamala threw in prison for smoking pot when she was AG?

I want to see Trump four-walled ads with the guy she kept on Death Row, who was later exonerated by the DNA evidence she tried to suppress.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 11:44 PM (unn44)

359 Yul Brynner was born on Sakhalin Island, next to the Sea of Japan.

So, technically, he was Asian.
Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:42 PM (oZuI0)

That would have been Japanese territory at the time of his birth, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 11:44 PM (OHi2P)

360 357 354 perfect casting in The King and I
Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 11, 2020 11:43 PM (J8nVw)

--Yup, you beat me to that point!

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:44 PM (oZuI0)

361
This cornoa hysteria is getting beyond insane. It is becoming like some dystopian movie.
Posted by: Ripley


And we're only in the opening credits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2020 11:45 PM (aKsyK)

362 Kamala ain`t nuttin but a nuttin ho'...Willie Brown ain`t got shit! Sawed off mutha-fucka.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 11, 2020 11:45 PM (yhf6w)

363 Biden's favorite bird
The cuckoo
Not the real one - the one in the clock
He keeps trying to catch it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 11, 2020 11:45 PM (J8nVw)

364 I want to see Trump four-walled ads with the guy she kept on Death Row, who was later exonerated by the DNA evidence she tried to suppress.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Marion B. at August 11, 2020 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

365 Posted by: Maskhole at August 11, 2020 11:41 PM (NYxws)


And as a Mossad commander, an Air Force General, and an inventor of the cure for all cancer, I will happily cover your deficit to Ace.

What a stupid f**k you are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)

366 I use it in the Heat of the Moment.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:46 PM (uhGSf)

367 Agreed. But you can't help but notice the contrast of a very humble, but well-maintained trailer next to something that looks like a poster child for disease and pestilence and not recognize that you can live poor, but with dignity.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

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True. I have never understood the mindset that allows one to throw whatever is broken or worn out into the front yard to remain forever.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2020 11:47 PM (Rvt88)

368 Cosmic, but only when you visit Asia, right? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

369 350 Donations to ace must be drying up. There goes my 200-300 bucks a year the last 5 years.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 11, 2020 11:41 PM

Thanks for reminding me to hit the tip jar. It's been far too long for one of the only places left to keep my sanity.

Posted by: Grimmy at August 11, 2020 11:47 PM (6K3U5)

370 Pretty stupid to get yourself banned for posting about the rightly outrageous murder of a 5 year old kid because you need to get your race baiting in.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 11:47 PM (vMCab)

371 That would have been Japanese territory at the time of his birth, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 11:44 PM (OHi2P)

--That would have been cool, but apparently I was mistaken and he was born in Vladivostok while Karafuto was Japanese.

*SIGH*

But he was still Asian.

"So it is written. So it shall be done."

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:47 PM (oZuI0)

372 Too corny. Good night.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:47 PM (uhGSf)

373 That Zeppelin song always makes me think of the Doobie Bros.

Posted by: irright at August 11, 2020 11:48 PM (RVcmP)

374 ..Anything that starts with the B52's is a good start.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2020 11:23 PM (axyOa)




Linebacker II has been my favorite thus far, but I must confess, their dropping of precision guided ordnance across the Mooslimed Plains has borne a far greater bomb-to-positive-result ratio.

But an Arc-Light mission still wins on Style Points. Quantitative Boominess has a Quality all it's own.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2020 11:48 PM (QzJWU)

375
I want to see Trump four-walled ads with the guy she kept on Death Row, who was later exonerated by the DNA evidence she tried to suppress.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2020 11:44 PM (unn44)


Seriously, RB, this is a fantastic ad.

You know someone from the Trump Campaign reads this site, hope they read your idea.

Because it is fantastic. Like a slasher movie.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:48 PM (sy5kK)

376 Yeah, glad to see Maskhole go.

Now lemme show y'all some great new stuff at Quo--

[MisHum switches trap door to 'open' and qdpsteve falls in]

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

377 373 That Zeppelin song always makes me think of the Doobie Bros.
Posted by: irright at August 11, 2020 11:48 PM (RVcmP)



Long Train Runnin'

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 11:49 PM (vMCab)

378 Yes, Farmer. The shrimp tacos were very good, but what made the meal was the spicy Arbol salsa that they included with the order along with a bag of tortilla chips. I've discovered my crack cocaine. I couldn't stop eating that salsa.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 11, 2020 11:49 PM (U94xN)

379 Biden's favorite bird?

The blue footed booby, of course!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 11:49 PM (U2p+3)

380 -
Long Train Runnin'

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 11:49 PM
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Yep.

Posted by: irright at August 11, 2020 11:50 PM (RVcmP)

381 Pretty stupid to get yourself banned for posting about the rightly outrageous murder of a 5 year old kid because you need to get your race baiting in.
Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 11:47 PM (vMCab)

Yeah. That was a horrific crime, and the perp, who is a poster child for the Dems' racist agenda, needs to fry. But it was a thug crime, not a race crime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020 11:50 PM (OHi2P)

382 He came from somewhere back in her long ago...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

383 "Joe / Toe 2020
Joe / Hoe 2020"

Schmoe / Blow
Schmuck / Suck
Paste / Taste
Simp / Pimp
Pulp / Gulp

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 11, 2020 11:50 PM (FI1m2)

384 The Swallow.





African or Indian?


I don't know.

Aaaaaagggghhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 11, 2020 11:51 PM (SchxB)

385  Biden's favorite bird?
The blue footed booby, of course!

I'm a titmouse man, myself.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 11, 2020 11:51 PM (FI1m2)

386 DLV,
The Bore and the Whore

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)

387 377 373 That Zeppelin song always makes me think of the Doobie Bros.
Posted by: irright at August 11, 2020 11:48 PM (RVcmP)

Long Train Runnin'
Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 11:49 PM

Y'all can run a long train on me, as long as we have some billionaires and people with juice to help set me up for the Presidential nomination in 4 years.

Posted by: Kamala "Anything to Get Promoted" Harris at August 11, 2020 11:52 PM (6K3U5)

388 Hey, did anyone know there was a song that mentioned Yul Brynner?

https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:52 PM (oZuI0)

389 How many Prof will lose there jobs with loss of the big!0 season. I don't weather to cheer or to cry

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 11, 2020 11:52 PM (dKiJG)

390 -
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He came from somewhere back in her long ago...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:50 PM
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Can we talk about something besides me and Kamala?

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 11, 2020 11:53 PM (RVcmP)

391 383 "Joe / Toe 2020
Joe / Hoe 2020"

Schmoe / Blow
Schmuck / Suck
Paste / Taste
Simp / Pimp
Pulp / Gulp
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 11, 2020 11:50 PM (FI1m2)


I used to know a guy that owned a printing company, and he made a lot of bumperstickers.

He would have made up these kind of stickers for the cost of materials.

Sadly, his business is no more.

This is some really good material.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:53 PM (sy5kK)

392 The fact that the Squad all won their primaries big proves one thing - people in blue areas are truly and completely brain-dead. They see their neighborhoods destroyed by rioters, businesses close - but they'll still vote for the assholes responsible.

Decent people who live there - get out and let them wallow in their shit.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 11, 2020 11:53 PM (U94xN)

393 The scrunt and the cu...
uh I'll let y'all fill in the rest

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

394 I hear Kamala Harris' big old nasty pussy got teeth!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 11, 2020 11:54 PM (yhf6w)

395 Dunno when Yul was born, but northern half of Sakhalin was Russian/Soviet after 1895 war, Japs occupied northern part briefly in '20s, then of course lost it all in WWII.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2020 11:55 PM (OTzUX)

396 Wouldn't McCain be considered Latin American?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 11, 2020 11:55 PM (dKiJG)

397 An Emerson College poll in Minnesota shows why the Democrats want vote-by-mail so badly:

Of voters who plan to vote by mail, 91% plan to vote for Biden, and of those who plan to vote in person, 68% plan to vote for Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 11:56 PM (I2/tG)

398 Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:56 PM (uhGSf)

399 Getting to know you...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 11, 2020 11:56 PM (vuisn)

400 Corn Pop and the Cop

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

401 389 How many Prof will lose there jobs with loss of the big!0 season. I don't weather to cheer or to cry
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 11, 2020 11:52 PM (dKiJG)

--If it means slashing Diversity Officers, so be it.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:57 PM (oZuI0)

402 The Boor and The Whore

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 11:57 PM (vMCab)

403 - --

Wouldn't McCain be considered Latin American?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 11, 2020 11:55 PM
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His real problem was that he was lackin American.

Posted by: irright at August 11, 2020 11:57 PM (RVcmP)

404 Getting to know all about youuuuuu!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 11:58 PM (U2p+3)

405 The flirt and the skirt

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

406 Don't deny Kamala agency - she deliberately targeted a powerful married man thirty years older than her, who was a renowned skirt-chaser in San Francisco.

She got a head start on her political career, collected hundreds of thousands of dollars serving on make-work governmental boards that Willie put her on, and dumped Willie once he was no longer useful to her.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2020 11:38 PM (I2/tG)
===
This.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 11:58 PM (BRkq2)

407 People are comparing Biden today to Biden in 2098 to show his decline.

But the Kamala Harris clips from the debates are mind blowing in how much decline has had since then.

Watch them.

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 11:58 PM (ZfRYq)

408 392 The fact that the Squad all won their primaries big proves one thing - people in blue areas are truly and completely brain-dead. They see their neighborhoods destroyed by rioters, businesses close - but they'll still vote for the assholes responsible.

Decent people who live there - get out and let them wallow in their shit.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 11, 2020 11:53 PM (U94xN)


Identify these areas. Specifically, those that have large groups of recent immigrants that vote against the concept of the American way and the Rule of Law.

Someday, this is where the CW2.0 went hot. First.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:58 PM (sy5kK)

409 Can we get "slattern" into a slogan somehow?

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2020 11:59 PM (vMCab)

410 I like the terms Oriental and Asian. Not sure of the overlap though.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 11, 2020 11:59 PM (IBMDj)

411
This cornoa hysteria is getting beyond insane. It is becoming like some dystopian movie.
Posted by: Ripley

========

Trump has an opening in California if he gets in here and exploits it.

Today, salon owners and workers from all over the state protested on the steps of the state capitol about their situation -- they're not allowed to operate indoors. I'm aware of two other small protests like this in teh past two weeks in the small county where I live.

White women most of them, probably also a lot of Asian nail salon owners, who were FED. UP. with being treated like kids and slammed to the ground after they'd worked their fingers off to get their salons operating with plastic barriers, mask requirements, every other chair occupied, waiting chairs never occupied, wiping down and sanitizing every hour, etc. They're not able to support their families or do the thing they love -- in some cases they're also educators.

If Trump got out here and said "Tell me what you want ME to do to get you back in business" and then did it, he'd make a dent in November.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2020 11:59 PM (G51Gf)

412 These conferences and espn are putting all their money on Biden for future promised bailouts.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 11, 2020 11:59 PM (uhGSf)

413 The Paste Eater and The Cock Teaser

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 11:59 PM (U2p+3)

414 Soviets did not have an easy time conquering the southern half, and the fighting continued a week past the emperor's radio surrender speech.

And of course the Soviets also took a few of the Kuriles for the heck of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2020 11:59 PM (OTzUX)

415 I eat my dog's poop

Posted by: Maskhole at August 12, 2020 12:00 AM (+hfeb)

416 --That would have been cool, but apparently I was mistaken and he was born in Vladivostok while Karafuto was Japanese.



Is a puzzlement.

Posted by: Miklos, King of Siam, I am at August 12, 2020 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)

417 Slattern was also a kaiju so it will probably fit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2020 12:00 AM (vuisn)

418 Well, I have this accomplishment to my name. I really wanted to get to my goal weight by my birthday - and I did! It took forever for those last 5 lbs. to drop (and after the tacos and chips and salsa, I probably gained them back!)

But - 50 lbs. lost since Christmas. And 67 from what I weighed 3 years ago.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 12, 2020 12:01 AM (U94xN)

419 Dement and Chlamyd.

Posted by: irright at August 12, 2020 12:01 AM (RVcmP)

420 Yul Brynner was born on Sakhalin Island, next to the Sea of Japan.



So, technically, he was Asian.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:42 PM (oZuI0)

I saw him on stage in The King and I. He was the King of Siam. So really, I can't refute you in any way.

Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:01 AM (o1Bgo)

421

Richard Goodstein made sure to educate Tucker on the proper pronunciation of Kamala. It's COMMA-la

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2020 12:02 AM (aKsyK)

422 But it was a thug crime, not a race crime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2020

Most crime is "thug" crime. Predator vs prey. Race crime is a box to be checked by the pols to be used to further their bs. Like equity, social justice and fair, it is rarely used in a context that gives definition to their use of it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 12:02 AM (CSbCk)

423 this guy again?

Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:02 AM (o1Bgo)

424 Somebody's angling for the blazer treatment.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:02 AM (SchxB)

425 342



Pennsyltucky.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:38 PM (yCZVl)


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You rang?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 12, 2020 12:03 AM (+3rQF)

426
Identify these areas. Specifically, those that have large groups of recent immigrants that vote against the concept of the American way and the Rule of Law.

Someday, this is where the CW2.0 went hot. First.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

=========

Someone showed me the numbers, and it ain't the immigrants that elected Ilhan. It's the woke whiteys. In fact, that Powerline guy who's all over her case says the Somalis hate her and they only vote for her becuase she has brought her warlord tactics to America and sends her lieutenants door to door to threaten them if they don't vote for her. Snack Barr is unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 12:03 AM (G51Gf)

427 you said your piece we just don't like you. Why not say it somewhere else?

Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:03 AM (o1Bgo)

428 Rex Harrison played the King of Siam in the earlier movie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2020 12:03 AM (aKsyK)

429 Blonde M., actually your point would apply to vast swathes of the country, not just CA, but I do not expect the WH to do anything like this. Nobody knows exactly what they're thinking, or why, and they'll most likely prevail anyway - but it's pretty much a disaster. And that's just the public health/economic aspects. The instant evaporation of the constitution and almost any trace of a common sense American mindset - stunning (well, I guess both have been disappearing for a while, of course, but wow the last 4 months).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2020 12:03 AM (OTzUX)

430 My roommate in college referred to the southern rural part of Indiana he was from as Indytucky.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 12, 2020 12:04 AM (UoNvf)

431 Interesting that the Tacoma weatherman got fired/taken off the air for making a Kristalnacht analogy.

I was just thinking today that George Floyd was this century's Horst Weasel. Though the analogy is a bit loose, St. George of Hoofing has definitely been used by fascists to conslolidate their power over right-thinking folk.

All that is old is new again.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 12:04 AM (1YlHz)

432 But - 50 lbs. lost since Christmas. And 67 from what I weighed 3 years ago.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V

*fist bump*

Self discipline is a tough hurdle. Keep it up.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 12:04 AM (CSbCk)

433 ..Identify these areas. Specifically, those that have large groups of recent immigrants that vote against the concept of the American way and the Rule of Law.

Someday, this is where the CW2.0 went hot. First.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 11:58 PM (sy5kK)




You may well have just called the Shot Heard 'Round the 'Hood.

Gonna have to see how the Corialis Effect and spin-drift bear against the impact, but I'm of the mind that you've fired a Hit.

And if it doesn't go per your calculation?

My back-up guess is a College Town. Doesn't matter which one. But the shit is gonna go hot in one of 'em, no matter what.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 12:05 AM (QzJWU)

434 -
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But - 50 lbs. lost since Christmas. And 67 from what I weighed 3 years ago.

Posted by: DonnaV at August 12, 2020 12:01 AM
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Damn. Nice job.

Posted by: irright at August 12, 2020 12:05 AM (RVcmP)

435 Kamala Harris. Thirsty for success.

Kamala Harris. She knows what success tastes like.

Posted by: Erebus at August 12, 2020 12:05 AM (2euLM)

436 Oh, wait, that's St. George of Hooping.

Hoofing is walking.

Hooping is shoving a bunch of fentanyl up your own ass to transport it from place to place.

My bad.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 12:05 AM (1YlHz)

437
the Kamala Harris clips from the debates are mind blowing in how much decline has had since then.

Watch them.
Posted by: blaster

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Dad, I don't want to watch the mean lady and the stupid guy!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 12:06 AM (G51Gf)

438 Omar's district is 63% white, and only 17% black.

It's not the Somalis electing her.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2020 12:06 AM (I2/tG)

439 Well, today I left the Panhard alone, and did some absolutely necessary work on the Flxible motor home. The big hailstorm had taken out all the plastic roof vents. I had already replaced one, and did two more today; one for the refrigerator vent, and one for the bathroom. The fridge vent was easy: unscrew the remains of the old cover, add a strip of wire mesh to keep mice out, and screw the new cover on.

Bathroom was a little more work. The old vent sat on the curved shoulder of the roof, and had wedges cut from plywood to "flatten the curve" of the opening so the vent would fit. The plywood had rotted and delaminated, and was not fit to use. So I made shims from some dense pink Styrofoam insulation board, and glued them around the opening, and then laid down some caulking, and set the vent in place, and ran in Tek screws with my cordless driver. Got caulking all over everything, too.

And, because the staircase was right there, I chipped some failed body filler out of a large dent on the shoulder of the roof just aft of the bathroom, and used Tek screws and a claw hammer to pull up a large part of the dent, making it less deep, though nowhere near perfect. Then I hit it with a 36 grit disc on my angle grinder, and followed up with some "kitty hair" body filler, which is both quite strong, and waterproof. I will have to rough grind the set up filler, then follow up with a smooth coat or two of regular body filler. There are numerous old repairs of this nature on the body of this vehicle. Just trying to make them look good again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 12:07 AM (tw9Yo)

440 In Louisville, they call it Kentuckiana, mishdogg.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 12:07 AM (uhGSf)

441 But - 50 lbs. lost since Christmas. And 67 from what I weighed 3 years ago.

Most impressive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:07 AM (SchxB)

442 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 12, 2020 12:01

That is an awesome accomplishment, good job.

Posted by: Farmer at August 12, 2020 12:08 AM (uEauf)

443 the Kamala Harris clips from the debates are mind blowing in how much decline has had since then.

Yeah, the interesting thing is not that Biden has cognitive issues, but how rapidly he is declining.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2020 12:08 AM (I2/tG)

444 But - 50 lbs. lost since Christmas. And 67 from what I weighed 3 years ago.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 12, 2020 12:01 AM (U94xN)
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Boom! Winning!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 12, 2020 12:08 AM (BRkq2)

445 Got caulking all over everything, too.

So it was like spending an evening with Kamala?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:08 AM (SchxB)

446 Crawl into my warren and smell the truth!

Posted by: Muskhole at August 12, 2020 12:09 AM (H5knJ)

447 But - 50 lbs. lost since Christmas. And 67 from what I weighed 3 years ago.



Posted by: DonnaV at August 12, 2020 12:01 AM
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Damn. Nice job.


Posted by: irright at August 12, 2020 12:05 AM (RVcmP)

you got me beat but my thyroid is an issue. Sure we all have our excuses but this one is real unfortunately. Down 38 from my all time high and 25 since I decided to get serious. I still have some areas to attack like weight lifting, and stronger cardio. And there is the booze. if I gave that up, I would be back in 11 B shape lol.

Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:09 AM (o1Bgo)

448 Donna good on you.

I award you another ampersand.

With oak leaf cluster.

Posted by: blaster at August 12, 2020 12:09 AM (ZfRYq)

449 388 Hey, did anyone know there was a song that mentioned Yul Brynner?

https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU
Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2020 11:52 PM (oZuI0)

without clicking, im guessing One Night in Bangkok

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 12, 2020 12:09 AM (SxBH1)

450

It really doesn't matter that the Democrats chose Kamala, because I think they truly believe their astonishing theft of votes in swing states with massive mail-in ballot corruption is "A GO!!"

And there are enough crooked judges to let the corrupted votes added to the totals.

Please tell me that I'm wrong.

Remember, I live in WA state, where ANYONE who gets a replacement driver's license gets to fill out a simple card and automatically registers to vote. Like a 50ish Guatemalan man who can't speak English, so he has their 20-something daughter translate to the DL clerk.

And in over 24 years, not a single card is verified.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 12:10 AM (sy5kK)

451 Kamala Harris, not afraid to swallow the hard truth.

Posted by: Erebus at August 12, 2020 12:10 AM (2euLM)

452 In Louisville, they call it Kentuckiana, mishdogg.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 12:07 AM (uhGSf)

the should call the hinterlands Kentuckslyvania.

Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:10 AM (o1Bgo)

453 Sloppy Joe / Sloppy Seconds 2020
Trainwreck / Trainpuller
Dumber / Hummer

Posted by: Drink Like a Major Case of OCD at August 12, 2020 12:11 AM (FI1m2)

454 Donna,
Awesome job! I keep needing to get a start on that.....

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 12, 2020 12:11 AM (U2p+3)

455 Donna, glad to hear you've overcome your funk somewhat! :-)

And agreed, salsa makes all the difference in a delicious taco. In fact I'm a bit pissed at Wahoo's lately, because they had a fantastic mango habanero salsa right up until the pandemic, and since then when I try to take food out from them, they don't have it available.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)

456 Shits given my me if college football ever reruns or not...a solid zero point zero.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:11 AM (h+r2H)

457 413 The Paste Eater and The Cock Teaser
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 11:59 PM (U2p+3)


nurse


Kamala doesn't tease, she delivers!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 12:12 AM (sy5kK)

458 456 Shits given my me if college football ever reruns or not...a solid zero point zero.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:11 AM (h+r2H)

but...but...the business' and the 'student' athletes chances at the big time!!!

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 12, 2020 12:12 AM (SxBH1)

459 So it was like spending an evening with Kamala?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:08 AM (SchxB)

Except I could wash it off with gasoline, not penicillin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 12:13 AM (tw9Yo)

460 Yeah those poor students athletes who cant spell their names will never graduate with a degree in basket weaving. The horror of it all.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:14 AM (h+r2H)

461 Kameltoe climbed the ladder to success. Hi. I'm Cess.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 12, 2020 12:14 AM (FI1m2)

462
Blonde M., actually your point would apply to vast swathes of the country, not just CA, but I do not expect the WH to do anything like this. Nobody knows exactly what they're thinking, or why, and they'll most likely prevail anyway - but it's pretty much a disaster. And that's just the public health/economic aspects. The instant evaporation of the constitution and almost any trace of a common sense American mindset - stunning (well, I guess both have been disappearing for a while, of course, but wow the last 4 months).
Posted by: rhomboid

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One of the problems is that there may not be much trump can do besides commiserate -- although that could make a difference.

as for: "The instant evaporation of the constitution and almost any trace of a common sense American mindset - stunning (well, I guess both have been disappearing for a while, of course, but wow the last 4 months)."

the irony is that some people are rediscovering it. Women on the steps today saying they want to WORK and be productive, not collect their relief checks. Trump could be all over this instead of saying that masking is patriotic and that together we'll beat this horrible, horrible fearful plague.

Parents who are fed up with online learning and homeschooling are more low-hanging fruit, if Trump would pluck it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 12:14 AM (G51Gf)

463 Kamala was down with Brown, but now she is riden with Biden.
Or
She went down on Brown and years later is sliden in behind Biden.

Posted by: Erebus at August 12, 2020 12:15 AM (2euLM)

464 Except I could wash it off with gasoline, not penicillin.

Good point, you got the easier problem.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:15 AM (SchxB)

465 Another nickname for the DNC ticket:

The Fail and the Tail

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)

466 Kamala Harris.
She knows what Brown can do for you. (barf)

Posted by: Erebus at August 12, 2020 12:17 AM (2euLM)

467 The Fail and the Tail
Posted by: qdpsteve

Nailed it.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 12, 2020 12:17 AM (FI1m2)

468 Fritz and an aspiring female VP

Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:17 AM (o1Bgo)

469 Every time I saw some story about a washed out NFLl player the story ended with him working as a grocery store clerk or truck driver or whatever. And I thought hmm thats odd, given he had a college degree and everything, lol. The concept of a student athlete is the biggest joke and fraud out there. Just fucking call it a minor league, pay the players, allow them to have endorsement deals and stop with the nonsense that they are students getting an education.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:17 AM (h+r2H)

470 I shall brandish my ampersand with oak leaf cluster with pride.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 12, 2020 12:17 AM (U94xN)

471 I took the wife to dinner inside a casino in SoCal....they have plastic barriers in between each chair at the black jack or crap tables...looks absolutely rediculous. No one is playimng, the only money they are making is from slots. Not sure how long they will make it. Sad.



Posted by: Pliney at August 12, 2020 12:17 AM (nzKWW)

472
In Louisville, they call it Kentuckiana, mishdogg.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 12:07 AM (uhGSf)


Meh - it's getting more heated. Most outside of Jefferson County would not be opposed to erecting a wall - to Make Kentucky Great Again.

Posted by: Watching at August 12, 2020 12:18 AM (ksj3z)

473 Dummy and Rummy. If she was a big drinker I would have nailed it.

Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:18 AM (o1Bgo)

474 DLV, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)

475 Nutty and Slutty 2020

Posted by: Erebus at August 12, 2020 12:19 AM (2euLM)

476 I wonder if all that Plexiglass comes from China?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 12:19 AM (tw9Yo)

477 The Fail and the Tail

*golf clap*

Bravo, sir! Excellent work!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:19 AM (SchxB)

478
If anyone is interested in my Crown Vic misfiring problem from last night, I found it. Remember it was a #7 and #5 misfire. This afternoon I got it under the shade tree (for real, too hot to pull it in the shop), and the problem became evident soon once I got the plastic air intake mess out of the way.

THe #7 coil unit was loose to the touch, not seated right. The little screw holding it wasn't tight. More on that later. I yanked the assembly out, and there was dried anti-freeze corrosion on the spring thingy all the way up the boot to the coil assembly itself. Removed the spark plug and it was quite worn. Looked in good shape otherwise, but the gap had grown. These are the original Motorcraft platinum plugs, with 92K miles on 'em.

Now, dried antifreeze you ask. This stupid thing has one of those loathsome plastic intake manifolds, which is an abomination. About 2 years ago, it started leaking. They had the dealer replace it. The old one was all plastic, IIRC, but the replacement had an aluminum fitting for the radiator hose, which is where the main problem was, I think.

Well, when they replaced the manifold, they didn't clean out the spark plug holes or coil assembly. They didn't even clean the injectors. There was still dried antifreeze crud on all of it. Looks like they just pulled it off, replaced the manifold, and just popped everything back in.

The plug was worn, and I just got a new coil and plug (well, 8, which I'll replace tomorrow or sometime), installed that, and then cranked her up.

Ran fine. I was hoping the #5 misfire was just an artifact somehow (it detects this from the acceleration profile of the crankshaft via the position sensor) of #7.

And it seemed to be. After it warmed up, I got it on a straightaway and floored it. It was sluggish still, and the misfire code tripped again.

It was #5. *And #4*. No problem with #7. I had wiggled and played with all 8 of the coils, so #4 looks like it didn't like wiggling.

It's drivable as long as you don't get down on it too much. The #5 misfire won't show up unless you get it under load. And #4 didn't show up again at all after I cleared it.

So, I'm going to replace all the plugs, and clean all the coil assemblies. I thought about trying to just clean the #7 one, but just got a new one. I don't want to buy 7 more new ones, but I have a feeling I will have to buy another one or two.

So that's what the problem was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:19 AM (rCwaK)

479 @450

You're not wrong, it's going to be a complete shit show.


It will involve litigation in most states and will take months to sort out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2020 12:20 AM (xBxJz)

480 In fact, that Powerline guy who's all over her case says the Somalis hate her and they only vote for her becuase she has brought her warlord tactics to America and sends her lieutenants door to door to threaten them if they don't vote for her. Snack Barr is unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 12:03 AM (G51Gf)


Blonde, there is steam rising out of my ears after reading this.

These tactics are 3rd world tyrant. There needs to be examples made. Really ugly examples of what happens when people deny immigrants their basic human rights.

I mean really ugly.

IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 12:20 AM (sy5kK)

481 1/2 the fun of gambling is the people around you. Take that away and you lose the whole ambiance.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:21 AM (h+r2H)

482 Posted by: Maskhole at August 12, 2020 12:00 AM (+hfeb)


Your obsession with race, instead of the Rule of Law, tells us all what you really are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 12:22 AM (sy5kK)

483 Blanco, thanks!

Pliney, yeah, I'm dying to play some live poker again but the casinos in SoCal refuse to reopen the poker rooms. I'm good at blackjack but don't know if it's all I want to play (I'm not huge on the slots) and also don't know if I want to deal with all the weird new restrictions and dividers at the table.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

484 453, I'm about to catch a case...

https://tinyurl.com/pl5npqd

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 12:23 AM (uhGSf)

485 this is stolen but I saw posted today:

"When this is tallied up, the death and loss from the Wuhan virus lockdown will exceed the cost of bombing LA and Boston flat without, you know, the benefit of bombing LA and Boston flat."

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 12:23 AM (WyVLE)

486

Note that was a dealer (and a big $$$ one) who didn't clean everything, not some jack leg shop somewhere.

And I looked well for signs the new manifold was leaking coolant, but none to be found. Just the old dried crud as far as I can tell.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:23 AM (rCwaK)

487 I was playing around with the 270 map. Here is a scenario that is possible. Trump wins Minesooota. Biden wins Michigan, Oenn and Wisconsin. Everything else stays as it was in 2016.

And the electoral college count is....269-269.

Chaos ensues.

.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:24 AM (h+r2H)

488 475 Nutty and Slutty 2020
Posted by: Erebus at August 12, 2020 12:19 AM (2euLM)

Democrats 1998: The Nuts and Sluts Defense

Democrats 2020: The Nuts and Sluts Presidential Ticket

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 12, 2020 12:24 AM (Wm5SB)

489 The bottom pic. If you never saw 'The Straight Story', take a quick look at this trailer on YouTube
https://tinyurl.com/y6tctx8s

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2020 12:24 AM (cGzEU)

490 Busted is another incredible one

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 12:25 AM (uhGSf)

491 Note that was a dealer (and a big $$$ one) who didn't clean everything, not some jack leg shop somewhere.

And I looked well for signs the new manifold was leaking coolant, but none to be found. Just the old dried crud as far as I can tell.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:23 AM (rCwaK)

Flat rate books never make provision for cleaning up a dirty or corroded car so you can work on it. Their times are all predicated on doing the job on a brand new car on the showroom floor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 12:26 AM (tw9Yo)

492 Asshoes, actually, no chaos. Contingent election is decided by the newly elected House when it's sworn in, in January. Voting as state delegations, it elects Trump, easily. Senate picks the VP - Pence.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2020 12:27 AM (OTzUX)

493 How is she your friend if you don't know if she has kids?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 12:27 AM (uhGSf)

494 without clicking, im guessing One Night in Bangkok
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 12, 2020 12:09 AM (SxBH1)

--*Someone* recalls the '80s!

Posted by: logprof at August 12, 2020 12:28 AM (oZuI0)

495 But - 50 lbs. lost since Christmas. And 67 from what I weighed 3 years ago.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 12, 2020 12:01 AM (U94xN)


Dayum!

Congratulations w/salute & air kiss on both cheeks ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 12:28 AM (LPnfS)

496 All the talk of BroFo being in trouble was bullshit only to get clicks to stories on Politico. Same with stories about AOC being in trouble and the rest of the far left. They are the future of the Dem party. AOC will be a us senator within 10 years.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:28 AM (h+r2H)

497 If Biden wins Michigan, I'll eat my earmuffs. I don't care what the polls say, Witless can't possibly be that popular. And PA? They're going to go for the Green New Deal?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 12, 2020 12:28 AM (U94xN)

498 Have we heard from cfomom?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2020 12:28 AM (830x5)

499 475 Nutty and Slutty 2020

Demented/Whore 2020

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 12:28 AM (tUOCc)

500 The Slow and the Ho
Snoozy and the Floozy

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:29 AM (L2ZTs)

501 Country in many sense may already be done for, anyway, but if Biden wins then there's not much doubt.

Especially after the amazing, revolting events of the last several months.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2020 12:29 AM (OTzUX)

502 Nothing is happening btw.

Sullivan is going to get his investigation into DOJ.

Posted by: blaster at August 12, 2020 12:29 AM (ZfRYq)

503 Gonna call it a night, 'rons and 'ettes. Good night.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 12, 2020 12:29 AM (U94xN)

504 >> The Nuts and Sluts

In Bangkok, the've got sluts with nuts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:30 AM (rCwaK)

505 I don't see MN going Trump and MI not doing so. Anything is possible but I put more stake in MI than MN.

Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:30 AM (o1Bgo)

506 Night, Donna!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 12:30 AM (tw9Yo)

507 --*Someone* recalls the '80s!

Probably kept his nose away from the powder.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:30 AM (SchxB)

508 Cuck and the Suck

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:31 AM (L2ZTs)

509 Shallow and the Swallow

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:31 AM (L2ZTs)

510 416 --That would have been cool, but apparently I was mistaken and he was born in Vladivostok while Karafuto was Japanese.



Is a puzzlement.
Posted by: Miklos, King of Siam, I am at August 12, 2020 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)

--He could've been born in the northern part of Skhalin Island, which remained Russian after the Russo-Japanese War. Karafuto was only the southern half of Sakhalin Island, and so the northern half would not be propinquitous to the Sea of Japan.



[my excuse to use the word propinquitous]

Posted by: logprof at August 12, 2020 12:31 AM (oZuI0)

511 Sadly, the same parents who are being treated like 8
year olds who can be trusted to make decisions for their own children,
will probably continue voting for democrats who treat them like this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2020 11:24 PM (+lVUW)

That's why we need more Morons to move to Michigan.
Detroit is a cesspool, but where I live is pretty nice.
Down my street one house has a "Trump 2020 No More Bullshit" flag flying, with his neighbor flying a "Trump 2020 MAGA" flag.
And a few Trump 2020 flags in the windows.
And not one Biden/Cocksucker sign in any yard.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 12, 2020 12:31 AM (ufFY8)

512 If Dems won the senate and a 269 tie youd have Kamala as Trumps VP. Man thatwould be wild. And 1000 riots every night from Nov to January pressuring house members to vote against Trump.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:31 AM (h+r2H)

513

Yul Brynner was the King of Siam, so it's only fitting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:31 AM (rCwaK)

514 I've long thought MN (and NH) were Trump pick-ups this cycle. Still do, even more so now. NV is next down on my list, and the increasingly bizarre antics by the idiot Dem gov there make me think they're very nervous about it too.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2020 12:32 AM (OTzUX)

515 In Bangkok, the've got sluts with nuts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:30 AM (rCwaK)

I hate that term "chicks with dicks". Because they aren't women, never were, never will be. They are "boys with boobies".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 12:32 AM (tw9Yo)

516 Ooops, my point is that Michigan is on a knife edge, and we need more Morons.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 12, 2020 12:32 AM (ufFY8)

517 462



Parents who are fed up with online learning and homeschooling are more low-hanging fruit, if Trump would pluck it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 12:14 AM (G51Gf)


----------
There are opportunities for others in this as well, not just Trump. I'm considering branching my business out into a new direction - homeschooling.


Here in PA, parents can either homeschool children themselves, or homeschool them with paid tutors. If you go the tutor route, the tutor must hold a state teaching certification. However, this does not apply to for want of a better term "guest lecturers." I can teach history or civics or social studies at a high school level, I'd wager better than most teachers to be honest, but have no certification. I have friends with degrees in math, geography, etc. who are also not working in their fields. The plan is a sort of "guest lecturers guild," where we could discuss various topics with groups of kids via Zoom or whatever, with exams and testing to be proctored by the parents, so that they are still the actual teacher. Nobody's going to make a living at this full time (not yet anyway) so I could basically 1099 lecturers as needed.


There are companies that provide an entire homeschool experience, but it's quite expensive. An "a la carte" option would be popular, I think. Homeschooling your kids but having trouble with the algebra yourself? We can help. Enjoyed history class but can't really explain the background of the American Revolution? We can help. Don't know Chile from chili? We can help with that, too.

I have a meeting with some homeschoolers this week to discuss this with people in the know. Does the Horde Mind think this is a feasible idea? Let me know and wish me luck.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 12, 2020 12:32 AM (+3rQF)

518 Found at FB:

Gramps and the Tramp

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:32 AM (L2ZTs)

519 What about NH? It almost went Trump in 2016.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 12, 2020 12:33 AM (U94xN)

520
they only vote for her becuase she has brought her warlord tactics to America and sends her lieutenants door to door to threaten them if they don't vote for her.

These tactics are 3rd world tyrant. There needs to be examples made. Really ugly examples of what happens when people deny immigrants their basic human rights.


Hasn't this always happened in big cities with different immigrant groups and group bosses?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2020 12:33 AM (aKsyK)

521 Country in many sense may already be done for, anyway, but if Biden wins then there's not much doubt.



Especially after the amazing, revolting events of the last several months.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2020 12:29 AM (OTzUX)

they took the school boards, that was the real key to it all. Repubs just laughed it off I guess. Even today, the here and now, most nominal Repubs will gladly send their kids to indoctrination without batting an eye.

this does not absolve the parents mind you. If you are a Repub that raises a Leftist, yeah, you have some 'splaining to do.

Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:33 AM (o1Bgo)

522

Yes, there are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:33 AM (rCwaK)

523 489
The bottom pic. If you never saw 'The Straight Story', take a quick look at this trailer on YouTube

https://tinyurl.com/y6tctx8s

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2020 12:24 AM (cGzEU)
The Straight Story is awesome.
I think it is on youtoob.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 12, 2020 12:33 AM (ufFY8)

524 PA is two states in one. Philly/Pitt vs everything else. And Philly votes at 105% turnout.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:33 AM (h+r2H)

525 I think Trump wins more EVs than in 2016

But it will take a long time to count all the mail in ballots.

So we will know the outcome probably election night but it won't be official for weeks.

Posted by: blaster at August 12, 2020 12:34 AM (ZfRYq)

526 Found at FB:

Gramps and the Tramp
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:32 AM (L2ZTs)

--LMAO

Posted by: logprof at August 12, 2020 12:34 AM (oZuI0)

527 Story in NY Post:

John McAfee apparently arrested for wearing thong instead of face mask in Norway

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:34 AM (L2ZTs)

528 the fun of gambling is the people around you. Take that away and you lose the whole ambiance.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:21

Yepper. I play blackjack and that is a big component.

Posted by: Farmer at August 12, 2020 12:34 AM (uEauf)

529 I hate that term "chicks with dicks". Because they aren't women, never were, never will be. They are "boys with boobies".

You are, of course, correct on the facts. But it doesn't rhyme.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:34 AM (SchxB)

530 473
Dummy and Rummy. If she was a big drinker I would have nailed it.


Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:18 AM (o1Bgo)


--------------------
Dummy and Cummy?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 12, 2020 12:34 AM (+3rQF)

531 LAPD will be the next TBL they test for "social" (read Marxist)
commonality to cause.

Look for a spike in "protests" this weekend....this time the valley.

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 12:34 AM (u1WYs)

532 Knife edge?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 12:35 AM (uhGSf)

533 AOP
Never heard of kitty hair filler, is there a brand name?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 12, 2020 12:35 AM (eTZoJ)

534 >They will explain that the concept of "Election Day" is outmoded, and that we need to be thinking in terms of "Election Week" or "Election Month".

I've already seen Decision Desk HQ go with this narrative weeks ago. Hmm....

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 12, 2020 12:35 AM (L106N)

535
I have a
meeting with some homeschoolers this week to discuss this with people
in the know. Does the Horde Mind think this is a feasible idea? Let me
know and wish me luck.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 12, 2020 12:32 AM (+3rQF)


I have a young acquaintance who just got her music degree and likes teaching cello and related string instruments. If you go that route ask me to ask her to consider doing online tutoring.

I told her to look into it so that when the lockup ends she can flaunt her teaching chops and not the barrista skills her co-graduates are working on

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 12:36 AM (WyVLE)

536 Yes, there are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:33 AM (rCwaK)

Plans for the night?

Posted by: 'Gina' with some funky cold medina at August 12, 2020 12:36 AM (4X5xS)

537 More like election quarter. Voting starts in early Sept in some places.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 12, 2020 12:36 AM (h+r2H)

538 Oh and as a side bar for all yous SoCalies

Geeking on the recent earthquake swarm down around the Salton Sea region.....you checked yer EQ supplies lately??

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 12:36 AM (u1WYs)

539 I have a meeting with some homeschoolers this week to discuss this with
people in the know. Does the Horde Mind think this is a feasible idea?
Let me know and wish me luck.


As long as you're careful and strict about who fills what role so the .gov has to make stuff up to shut you down, it should be feasible.

But then I'm a techie, not an MBA.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:36 AM (SchxB)

540 I have a meeting with some homeschoolers this week to discuss this with people in the know. Does the Horde Mind think this is a feasible idea? Let me know and wish me luck.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 12, 2020 12:32 AM (+3rQF)

Sounds like a good idea to me. You could call it "Homeschool Resource Associates".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 12:37 AM (tw9Yo)

541 What's "EQ"?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2020 12:37 AM (OTzUX)

542 Paint licker / Taint licker 2020
Wobbles / Gobbles
The Tard and the Guard
Feeler / Kneeler

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 12, 2020 12:37 AM (FI1m2)

543 I eat my own poop.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 12, 2020 12:38 AM (0pLPY)

544 They will explain that the concept of "Election Day"
is outmoded, and that we need to be thinking in terms of "Election
Week" or "Election Month".



I've already seen Decision Desk HQ go with this narrative weeks ago. Hmm....

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 12, 2020 12:35 AM (L106N)

it is a bloody joke really. Repubs should be fighting for an election day holiday and fighting these absurd mail in vote ideas. They are getting steamrolled but don't even know it. They will claim covid when they lost. Not good enough, fight back or give the job to someone else.

Posted by: Quint at August 12, 2020 12:38 AM (o1Bgo)

545 Apparently the banhammer was sourced from Iran or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2020 12:38 AM (OTzUX)

546 The Straight Story is awesome.
I think it is on youtoob.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
-----------

Saw it in the theater. And, it's a true story:
https://tinyurl.com/m26ko5v

Straight was a hell of a character.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2020 12:38 AM (bk3Sg)

547

We have to call it Thailand now, not Siam. Siam was an exonym, and that's Problematic and Racist.

Except for Germany, which is an exonym, but that doesn't count 'cause they're not oppressed types.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:39 AM (rCwaK)

548 You are, of course, correct on the facts. But it doesn't rhyme.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:34 AM (SchxB)

OK: Gits with Tits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 12:39 AM (tw9Yo)

549 Please observe a moment of silence as CBD drops MaskHole off at his new gig.

. . .

. . .

*distant flushing sound*

. . .

. . .

Thank you.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 12:39 AM (1YlHz)

550 @533 name brand is Tiger Hair.

Or as one body shop guy I knew called it' Corvette in a Can

Posted by: blaster at August 12, 2020 12:40 AM (ZfRYq)

551 Another from FB:

Pee Pads and Knee Pads

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:40 AM (L2ZTs)

552 541: I'm guessing EarthQuake

Posted by: Average Guy at August 12, 2020 12:40 AM (b2diN)

553 538 Oh and as a side bar for all yous SoCalies
Geeking on the recent earthquake swarm down around the Salton Sea region.....you checked yer EQ supplies lately??
Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 12:36 AM (u1WYs)

Yeah, i'm good. You thinking it's gonna trigger the San Andreas super southern section? The bit through the Ridge Route is most overdue for a monster. Take something huge at Salton Sea to unzip that much fault though.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 12:40 AM (tUOCc)

554 Straight was a hell of a character.
-----

For that matter so was Richard Farnsworth, who played Straight:
"During production, Richard Farnsworth was terminally ill with metastatic prostate cancer which had spread to his bones. The paralysis of his legs as shown in the film was, in fact real.[6] He took the role out of admiration for Alvin Straight, and astonished his co-workers with his tenacity during production."



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2020 12:41 AM (bk3Sg)

555 >> Plans for the night?

Got a ficus handy?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:41 AM (rCwaK)

556 541

EQ=EARTHQUAKE

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 12:41 AM (u1WYs)

557 I mosied. And mosied back. Still got nothing. I guess I'll mosey again. Don't know why I even bother sometimes. Later.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 12, 2020 12:41 AM (NWiLs)

558 bebe's, you're in SoCal???

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:41 AM (L2ZTs)

559 Apparently the banhammer was sourced from Iran or something.

No, dude just thinks he's clever by using a VPN with multiple exit points.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:41 AM (SchxB)

560 Ya know, if I was going to doom and gloom, I would be better at it. There is a certain hysteria you need to cultivate, half digested facts to mix together, and then a general plea for people to find it wrong.
Then you have to object at minor tweaks to justify your global fears and then recycle and redo.

Just claiming failure and betrayal is not enough.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 12:42 AM (WyVLE)

561 I dated a Tri-Delt when I lived in FL, and in high school she was in the chorus and they sang the soundtrack to Chess, and she even sang a solo in "One Night In Bangkok."

She was a really tall blonde and talked almost precisely like you'd imagine a blonde Tri-Delt to speak, but she was also a devout Catholic and untouched (as was I, at the time).

I've met some really interesting peeps, both here and IRL.

Posted by: logprof at August 12, 2020 12:42 AM (oZuI0)

562 Ah, of course, earthquake, thanks Av Guy.

Well, nope. Already have the basics, but I go with a minimalist approach. Water and sanitation are the big challenges by far, food's no biggie.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2020 12:42 AM (OTzUX)

563 OK: Gits with Tits.

*wipes away tear*

That's beautiful, man.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:42 AM (SchxB)

564 I've already seen Decision Desk HQ go with this narrative weeks ago. Hmm....

If we are talking about Federal election reform, mandate that all ballots have to be received by election authorities on Election Day to be counted.

Oregon is vote by mail - but all ballots have to be in the hands of election officials by 8 PM on Election Day. If you want to fill out your ballot on Election Day or a day or two before, there are drop-off points where you can turn in your ballot.

Oregon may have other issues, but it can count virtually all ballots Election Night - you don't have ballots coming in for days and days after the election.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2020 12:42 AM (I2/tG)

565 Whitmer is taking the VP snub well.

In the meantime, she just locked down the whole state of Michigan until the year 3000.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)

566 Got a ficus handy?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:41 AM (rCwaK)

Asshoe!

Posted by: publius's ficus at August 12, 2020 12:43 AM (tUOCc)

567 Hello, Miss bebe!!!

Sorry, still no shoes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:43 AM (SchxB)

568 ..I have a meeting with some homeschoolers this week to discuss this with people in the know. Does the Horde Mind think this is a feasible idea? Let me know and wish me luck.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 12, 2020 12:32 AM (+3rQF)



Roll with it, it's a great idea.

Be advised though. "The System" will soon sense your presence, and seek to destroy you.

Mr. Kim DuToit and his late wife Connie ventured into this territory with a dynamic, parental self-directed software program under the "Did Today" moniker.

"The System" leaned HARD on their financial backers, and that was that. Three years of hard work and website development, gone as quickly as the withdrawl of a key Capital Investor.

That software package would have revolutionized the 2004 Home Schooling Industry. Updated, it would still be highly competitive in today's market, to put it mildly.

Your premise has great promise, and is simple enough to actually work. But you're going up against Leviathan, and it is remorseless.

Put ALL of your assets into Trusts and or LLC structures, before proceeding.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

569
Oldster and the Holster

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2020 12:45 AM (830x5)

570
Oregon may have other issues, but it can count
virtually all ballots Election Night - you don't have ballots coming in
for days and days after the election.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2020 12:42 AM (I2/tG)


. . . rumors that FPO and APO mail got left to one side and was allowed to expire besides the point.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 12:45 AM (WyVLE)

571
In the meantime, she just locked down the whole state of Michigan until the year 3000.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)

What's the latest decrees from on high? Does anything she does have an expiration date or are we doing continuing resolutions?

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 12, 2020 12:46 AM (4X5xS)

572

We all ought to chip in and get Bebe some shoes. What is it, Louboutins?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:46 AM (rCwaK)

573 Hollow and Swallow 2020

Posted by: Erebus at August 12, 2020 12:46 AM (2euLM)

574 550

Thanks, sounds useful!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 12, 2020 12:46 AM (eTZoJ)

575 Be advised though. "The System" will soon sense your presence, and seek to destroy you.
--------

Ah. One of the corollaries from 'Systemantics'. 'If you push on the system, the system will push back'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2020 12:47 AM (830x5)

576 533 AOP
Never heard of kitty hair filler, is there a brand name?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 12, 2020 12:35 AM (eTZoJ)

--I think we know where you can get cat filters.

Posted by: logprof at August 12, 2020 12:47 AM (oZuI0)

577 Never heard of kitty hair filler, is there a brand name?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 12, 2020 12:35 AM (eTZoJ)

Stuff I am using is called "Mini-Fiber". It is basically gelled polyester resin with milled glass fibers in it. Sets up real hard, and is tough to sand, but is waterproof, so it makes a good backing if the metal beneath it is unsound. White filler is soft, easy to sand, and porous, and moisture can wick through it.

They make a "Maxi-Fiber", too, with long strands of glass fiber in it. Stronger, but harder to work with.

A link, real short:

www.evercoat.com/reinforced-fillers/us/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 12:48 AM (tw9Yo)

578 Senile/Penile 2020

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2020 12:48 AM (unn44)

579 I'm sure Stormfront will be tickled pink to pickup those hundreds of dollars of donations that Ace just lost from fronthole.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 12, 2020 12:48 AM (L106N)

580 567 Sorry, still no shoes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:43 AM (SchxB)

Ha! Me either. Well i got new stompy boots but those are utilitarian. I had to get a garage door, then the truck needed shocks, then i cleaned my own clock and had to go to the er. bills still coming in for that, i'm up to $1,350 as of today's mail.

so how you doing?

Posted by: publius's ficus at August 12, 2020 12:48 AM (tUOCc)

581 Shell companies are for the elite, silly

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 12:49 AM (uhGSf)

582 Actually, Pennsyltucky, why don't you try contacting a few online homeschooling programs to see if tutoring help wouldn't be appreciated, that way you can piggyback on other groups' advertising, start small and low budget, and have some help finding parents/customers.

Parents may want to home school but may be reluctant because they are not feeling competent to tutor on the side if there is a problem. The programs are probably willing but may not have the staff or resources available to meet the current expected demand.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 12:49 AM (WyVLE)

583 568



Put ALL of your assets into Trusts and or LLC structures, before proceeding.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 12:43 AM (QzJWU)


---------------------------------
Thank you, and you betcha I will. That will be prior even to Step 1. More like Step 0.5.


Years in the firearms training business have taught me to operate a business under constant threat, political uncertainty and outright siege.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 12, 2020 12:50 AM (+3rQF)

584 publius, your dirty slut of a ficus hacked my computer!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 12:50 AM (tUOCc)

585 It will involve litigation in most states and will take months to sort out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender




The president is chosen no later than January 6, 2021.

If states don't have their votes certified by that date sufficient to have their electoral votes allocated to a candidate, then those ECs don't get counted.

If neither candidate receives 270 ECs, on 1/6/21 the House votes by state delegation for president. Each state gets one vote, no matter how many representatives that state has (ie, Montana's one Republican rep counts for exactly as many votes for pres as Cali does with 53 mostly D reps).

Currently there are 26 majority R states, 23 D, and 1 tied (PA). That's not really likely to change much in the D's direction.

The Dems' election fuckery is going to make things interesting, but the more they fuck things up the more likely it is that their own states won't be able to certify their ECs by 1/6/21.

Fingers crossed and buying ammo.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 12:51 AM (1YlHz)

586 She's glazed, he's confused

Posted by: Erebus at August 12, 2020 12:51 AM (2euLM)

587 Blank/Skank 2020

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2020 12:51 AM (unn44)

588 so how you doing?

Sock fail?

I'm doing well enough. Sorry to hear about your trip to the training ground for hell known as the ER. Whatever it was, please don't do that again. We need you here.



Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:52 AM (SchxB)

589 From tonight's Portland riot - already there are reports that someone drove by and a pepper sprayed a line of demonstrators, and another Antifaoid got his car egged.

It's very sad.

Pro tip: If you are going to pepper spray a bunch of demonstrators from your moving vehicle, take off the license plates beforehand.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2020 12:52 AM (I2/tG)

590 582
Actually, Pennsyltucky, why don't you try contacting a few online
homeschooling programs to see if tutoring help wouldn't be appreciated,
that way you can piggyback on other groups' advertising, start small and
low budget, and have some help finding parents/customers.

Parents
may want to home school but may be reluctant because they are not
feeling competent to tutor on the side if there is a problem. The
programs are probably willing but may not have the staff or resources
available to meet the current expected demand.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 12:49 AM (WyVLE)


-----------------------

That's a good idea to explore, thank you. That one's going in the folder...

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 12, 2020 12:52 AM (+3rQF)

591 From the weather mapping sites, it looks like a line of thunderheads just went over Sturgis. However that might just be the bikes being picked up by satellite

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 12:53 AM (WyVLE)

592 577
Sounds useful, thanks, especially the waterproof part!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 12, 2020 12:53 AM (eTZoJ)

593 Well crap. Looks like I munged the nic link.

Somebody coulda tol' me!



So, now (hope hope) hit the link and see the poster, last in my series of guesses for the Dem team for 2020.

Spoiler...

(because of the many clever team nic names here tonight - Snoozy and the Floozy made me smile)...

the caption on the poster is
Droolcup / Kneepads 2020.

And so, goooood night. Road trip tomorrow, God willing and the crik don' rise.

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker
It's Biden-Harris 2020!
at August 12, 2020 12:53 AM (mZLmb)

594 I think it's time to snooze here. Hope all Midwesterners have recovered from the storm.
Be well and resilient.

Posted by: Farmer at August 12, 2020 12:53 AM (uEauf)

595 572 What is it, Louboutins?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:46 AM (rCwaK)


ooooohhh you said the magic word. they chased me away from the london store cause I fogged up the window. i was afraid what i would do if i went inside*

*when i had disposable income lol, before house payments

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 12:53 AM (tUOCc)

596 At Frontpage Mag, Horowitz is destroying the Harris pick.

I don't quite have a Schadenboner yet, but maybe tomorrow . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 12, 2020 12:54 AM (oZuI0)

597 >>

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 12:54 AM (tUOCc)

598
They make a "Maxi-Fiber", too, with long strands of glass fiber in it. Stronger, but harder to work with.
---------
That reminds me.

There used to be a fabric product that would be soaked in acetone, then laid/squeegeed over surfaces/seams to be patched. Cannot recall the name of the stuff. Was used on wooden boats fairly often. Ah. Found it, Celastic. Still around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2020 12:54 AM (L47aO)

599 I'm not terribly worried about masks right now. What gives me pause is, if they develop the vaccine, will we need a vaccine card to work or shop or travel? People were so easily masked and trapped in their homes, vaccine us just the next step. And who knows what is in the vaccine. (Tin foil strapped on to head)

Posted by: Megthered at August 12, 2020 12:54 AM (oKCAP)

600 I larfed: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4uagjo9

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:55 AM (SchxB)

601

Farrah (the ficus) does get jealous and paranoid sometimes, when she's not looking for pics of that handsome arborist (who wouldn't give her the time of day).

I'll have to sternly discipline her. A good close pruning, maybe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:56 AM (rCwaK)

602 600 I larfed: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4uagjo9
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:55 AM (SchxB)

--

Posted by: logprof at August 12, 2020 12:56 AM (oZuI0)

603 *when i had disposable income lol, before house payments

What is this "disposable income" you speak of?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:56 AM (SchxB)

604 Rodrigo and Blanco, excellent!

And I gotta call it a night. Thanks for the chat everyone. I feel a little better about today's news now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 12, 2020 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)

605 Pro tip: If you are going to pepper spray a bunch of demonstrators from your moving vehicle, take off the license plates beforehand.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2020 12:52 AM (I2/tG)

Or "borrow" the license plate off a Prius or Tesla with leftard bumper stickers on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 12:56 AM (tw9Yo)

606 crap that was >>

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 12:57 AM (tUOCc)

607 Louboutin was a pimp. He could never have out-designed Jimmy Choo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2020 12:58 AM (wPVhA)

608 whoa wtf. maybe (((FARMER!))) works?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 12:58 AM (tUOCc)

609 She's glazed, he's confused

Posted by: Erebus




Glazed/Confused 2020

That's hilarious.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 12:58 AM (1YlHz)

610 one of the news sites I dip into says that Kamela was a friend of Beau Biden. Is this known or is it something that was otherwise taken to the grave by Beau?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 12:59 AM (WyVLE)

611 Pro tip: If you are going to pepper spray a bunch of demonstrators from
your moving vehicle, take off the license plates beforehand.


You shouldn't be doing that at all. Not very nice. You should be sharing the wealth by putting your paid for Trump/Pence bumper stickers on their cars to cover up the ratty old bumper stickers and make their cars look prettier.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:59 AM (SchxB)

612 How many people do I have to blow around here to get my finger on the nuclear button, anyway?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 12, 2020 01:00 AM (wPVhA)

613 599 And who knows what is in the vaccine. (Tin foil strapped on to head)
Posted by: Megthered at August 12, 2020 12:54 AM (oKCAP)

well, we know they grow vaccine in aborted fetal tissue & various animal parts. then add in mercury & thimoseral (sp?). no tinfoil to that bit anyways

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:01 AM (tUOCc)

614 You shouldn't be doing that at all. Not very nice.
You should be sharing the wealth by putting your paid for Trump/Pence
bumper stickers on their cars to cover up the ratty old bumper stickers
and make their cars look prettier.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 12:59 AM (SchxB)


A number of cars in Portland have been targeted by protestors and seriously damaged. Too bad they were owned by other protesters.

When the victims contacted the police they cops said that was too bad, gave them a business card, and asked them to contact if they learned anything else.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 01:01 AM (WyVLE)

615 They're tearing it up over there:


*NSFW


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6h8uatc

*NSFW*

And on that note, Goodnight Horde.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 01:02 AM (SchxB)

616 601 A good close pruning, maybe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 12:56 AM (rCwaK)

Yeah! give her the horticultural equivalent of a bad bikini wax!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:03 AM (tUOCc)

617 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6h8uatc

*NSFW*

And on that note, Goodnight Horde.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 01:02 AM (SchxB)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 01:03 AM (tw9Yo)

618 ..*when i had disposable income lol, before house payments

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 12:53 AM (tUOCc)



D'ya know what really bites? Get the damn thing paid off, and the combination of property taxes, homeowner's insurance, FEMA flood insurance and Texas Windstorm Zone 1 insurance, all totals up to about $750 per month.

Vultures gotta eat, same as worms.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 01:03 AM (QzJWU)

619 615
They're tearing it up over there:


*NSFW


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6h8uatc

*NSFW*

And on that note, Goodnight Horde.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 12, 2020 01:02 AM (SchxB)

-------------------------------------

Late night meme crew at Dot Win is second to none. Been switching back and forth between browser tabs for hours.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 12, 2020 01:05 AM (+3rQF)

620 607 Louboutin was a pimp. He could never have out-designed Jimmy Choo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2020 12:58 AM (wPVhA)

When Choo actually designed them, maybe. After he got forced out, meh. Manolos are tasty too. Still want that pair of blue sex & the city pumps.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:06 AM (tUOCc)

621 At Frontpage Mag, Horowitz is destroying the Harris pick.

I don't quite have a Schadenboner yet, but maybe tomorrow . . .

Posted by: logprof



That was a good column and I was reminded to pick up Horowitz's new book.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 01:07 AM (1YlHz)

622
The Dems' election fuckery is going to make things interesting, but the more they fuck things up the more likely it is that their own states won't be able to certify their ECs by 1/6/21.

Fingers crossed and buying ammo.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 12:51 AM (1YlHz)


OK, this makes me feel better.
A little bit anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 01:08 AM (sy5kK)

623 Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 11:29 PM (yCZVl)

Oh yes it is, in this brave new world. I believe it started in Ol' Blimey, as a way of not having to call out all the Muslim men causing all the crime.

The Asians you're thinking of are now called East Asians.

Posted by: Edina Monsoon at August 12, 2020 01:09 AM (0YAjr)

624 Oh yeah, i hear you Jim. My property taxes doubled when i bought my scrunt sister out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:09 AM (tUOCc)

625 Be careful Horde....

Cameltoe still has the ear (and probably anatomy junctions south) of Willie Brown who is one major political OG Nor-Cal style with the Black vote.....Biden picked poison....but poison none the less for us.... gotta box her in early and soon....

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 01:10 AM (u1WYs)

626

Jeez, I looked up the price of Louboutins. $495 entry level, $695 for the entry red soles. Up to $6K high end.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:10 AM (rCwaK)

627 So I looked up the Islamic quote that Biden did that was referenced on Tucker tonight.

https://www.facebook.com/1692916694066457/
posts/3423793957645380/?sfnsn=mo&d=n&vh=e


Turns out it's far worse than thought.

Biden keeps saying "change," but the Arabic word used is literally "jihad."

In addition, right after he finished the quote, the next thing it says is, "if you cannot with your heart, darken their faces(shame them) and execute jihad with the sword upon the infidels."

Here's a source(in Arabic):

https://tinyurl.com/y24h52f3

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at August 12, 2020 01:10 AM (EzJSC)

628 OK, this makes me feel better.
A little bit anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



It's still going to be a clusterfuck, unless Trump wins 45 states as well as the popular vote.

But we still do have the advantage.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 01:11 AM (1YlHz)

629
I have a meeting with some homeschoolers this week to discuss this with people in the know. Does the Horde Mind think this is a feasible idea? Let me know and wish me luck.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

======

GO FOR IT.

Here in Blueville, parents are stretching laws as hard as they can to get their kids off their hands come fall (come now, actually).

There's a daycare loophole that lets parents drop kids off at a YMCA or park facility that runs "camps" and whatnot and groups the kids in twelves or tens. So the trick is to drop the kid off with his/her laptop and work materials, do their online learning all day by their onesie, and then the kids get to socialize and re-create together (as long as htey don't touch, pass a ball, or do anything else that could instantly kill them).

Rumors are also going around of little underground homeschooling gangs that sound very much like what you're describing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 01:11 AM (G51Gf)

630 Good summary by Sharkman.

The process does have the Dems trapped, to an extent. As long as Don picks up the votes he needs, they can't really deny him.

That there is even any non-delusional speculation about this possibility, however, says a lot about the country's condition.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2020 01:11 AM (OTzUX)

631 When Choo actually designed them, maybe. After he
got forced out, meh. Manolos are tasty too. Still want that pair of
blue sex the city pumps.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:06 AM (tUOCc)


I finally bought a car that cost more than a pair of Louboutins. I feel like an adult, now.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 01:11 AM (WyVLE)

632 Cnn just showed a picture of Biden and Kamala interacting via laptop. Biden was poking at his phone for some reason. Funny

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 01:11 AM (uhGSf)

633 Happy-ish Tuesday Evening, bebe !

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 01:12 AM (LPnfS)

634 Antifa is claiming that late at night a couple of nights ago, that an ex-Navy SEAL set off a couple of pipe bombs near them in a park where they were gathered.

They have dramatic video of someone following the guy back to his car, but the video lacks any evidence that he had anything to do with the alleged pipe bombs.

No one will talk to the cops, of course, but they think that he should be arrested anyway.

Another reason to abolish the police!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2020 01:12 AM (I2/tG)

635 Jeez, I looked up the price of Louboutins. $495 entry level, $695 for the entry red soles. Up to $6K high end.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:10 AM (rCwaK)

The black suede platform booties i love were $1,200 last time i looked.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:12 AM (tUOCc)

636 I am told by lots of people that Kamala can solve lots of our problems with her mouth.......

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 12, 2020 01:14 AM (qM84C)

637 Tuesday's Gone.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 01:14 AM (uhGSf)

638 Adriane!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:14 AM (tUOCc)

639 Jeez, I looked up the price of Louboutins. $495 entry level, $695 for the entry red soles. Up to $6K high end.

Posted by: publius


*checks wholesale price for okra per hundredweight*

Best put that Miley girl to workin'.

Posted by: Miklos "Hank" Kimball at August 12, 2020 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

640 Hey has wds been back? i saw her posts the other night when i woke in the wee hours & couldn't sleep. hope she's ok

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:16 AM (tUOCc)

641 Tuesday's Gone.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 01:14 AM (uhGSf)


with the Wind ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 01:16 AM (LPnfS)

642
Thank God Miley isn't into shoes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:16 AM (rCwaK)

643 I finally bought a car that cost more than a pair of Louboutins. I feel like an adult, now.
Posted by: Kindltot


Another $50 and you coulda bought Mama's trailer.

Posted by: Miklos "Mr." Haney at August 12, 2020 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

644

She's into okra, though. And that's all right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:17 AM (rCwaK)

645 The Wall of Moms is present at tonight's Portland riot.

Four of them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2020 01:17 AM (I2/tG)

646 Corey Booker is very stupid.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 01:18 AM (uhGSf)

647
The Dems' election fuckery is going to make things interesting, but the more they fuck things up the more likely it is that their own states won't be able to certify their ECs by 1/6/21.

Fingers crossed and buying ammo.
Posted by: Sharkman

=======

Genius. It would be beyond hilarious if this happened to California, where two major adminsitrative failures have been uncovered in the past week.

1 - public health department can't track diseases (chief officer resigned abruptly Sunday night after less than a year in office)
2 - EDD can't deliver checks

I don't see why vote counts would be any different.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 01:18 AM (G51Gf)

648 bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:14 AM (tUOCc)

Hot over here.

Late monsoon season, so watering all the plants.

If that down't work, I'll get the car washed.
: -))

S C I E N C E !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 01:18 AM (LPnfS)

649 The Wall of Moms is present at tonight's Portland riot.

Four of them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2020 01:17 AM (I2/tG)

So, about 65 feet of barrier?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 01:18 AM (tw9Yo)

650 642
Thank God Miley isn't into shoes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:16 AM (rCwaK)

It's more crave them from afar. they're not even at the bottom of the priority list anymore. dropped clean off.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:18 AM (tUOCc)

651 She's into okra, though. And that's all right.
Posted by: publius


My just now 11 second check informed me that okra prices were up 18% last year.

Posted by: Miklos, unmasked but gloved okra harvester at August 12, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

652 The Wall of Moms is present at tonight's Portland riot.

Four of them.

Posted by: The ARC of History!




More like a Little White Picket Fence of Moms, then?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 01:19 AM (1YlHz)

653 It's more crave them from afar. they're not even at the bottom of the priority list anymore. dropped clean off.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy


The heels? For that kinda money?

Posted by: Miklos, on Strike against Nike at August 12, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)

654 More like a Little White Picket Fence of Moms, then?
Posted by: Sharkman


White Peaked Fence

Posted by: Miklos, with a Southernism at August 12, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)

655 lol adriane. late monsoon? thought late august was when it started hitting. least that's when it creeps in here from arizona

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:20 AM (tUOCc)

656 What the Hell is Okra?

-- he says, having been born in Arkansas but moved to Montana at 2.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 01:21 AM (1YlHz)

657 Corey Booker is very stupid.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Liar, too.

Posted by: T-Bone at August 12, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

658 >> they're not even at the bottom of the priority list anymore. dropped clean off.

Maybe you'll get a pair some day. Shoe Santa Claus or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:22 AM (rCwaK)

659 So, about 65 feet of barrier?

Something like that.

Definitely MIDWFs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2020 01:22 AM (I2/tG)

660 If I remember rightly.

Those were Louboutin sole prints.....in Blood....outside of Nicole's Condo......

just checking if you remember

Some of Horde....WTF Nightwatch??

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 01:22 AM (u1WYs)

661 I have a meeting with some homeschoolers this week to discuss this with people in the know. Does the Horde Mind think this is a feasible idea? Let me know and wish me luck.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

======


always to ask for forgiveness instead of permission.

Your idea is great.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 01:23 AM (sy5kK)

662 >> What the Hell is Okra?

If you don't know, you don't need to know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:23 AM (rCwaK)

663 He was just vomiting words.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 01:24 AM (uhGSf)

664 653 The heels? For that kinda money?
Posted by: Miklos, on Strike against Nike at August 12, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)

the most i've ever dropped is $250 for a pair of classic black stuart weitzman pumps. i got some $400 black suede platform boots on sale a couple years ago at macy's for $70. i did quite the happy dance when i found those marked down.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:24 AM (tUOCc)

665
The black suede platform booties i love were $1,200 last time i looked.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

=======

You just made me google Louboutin black suede platform booties

I do rather wish I was that girl.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 01:25 AM (G51Gf)

666 Well, I went to look for a recipe for okra and it said: "roasted okra tends not to be as slimy or gummy as . . . "

So, maybe I'll just get some canned spinach instead.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 01:25 AM (1YlHz)

667 The anti-Karens ARE NOT as obnoxious as the Karens. They (we) just want to be left the hell alone.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 12, 2020 01:25 AM (nAiE/)

668 I have a meeting with some homeschoolers this week to discuss this with people in the know. Does the Horde Mind think this is a feasible idea? Let me know and wish me luck.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky



I don't know about your state, but SC, for example, has state approved on-line charter schools.

Parents and students can use them for full-time online schooling, or to supplement home schooling.

Posted by: Miklos, actual former teacher at August 12, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)

669 usually we've a rainstorm or two by now.

iirc, and I might not as sometimes everything just runs together...

Dry as a bone. Bad fire season.

Bleah!

Gonna plan some aloe come October and may some gaillardia ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 01:26 AM (LPnfS)

670 Shoe Santa Claus or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:22 AM

lol. i'll keep on dreaming.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:26 AM (tUOCc)

671 ..It's more crave them from afar. they're not even at the bottom of the priority list anymore. dropped clean off.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:18 AM (tUOCc)



Striking the shoes, then what might BE atop said priority list, might I/we ask?

Post wisely. The Horde Fairies can be wise and fickle both, in their appreciations.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 01:26 AM (QzJWU)

672
If I remember rightly.

Those were Louboutin sole prints.....in Blood....outside of Nicole's Condo......

just checking if you remember

Some of Horde....WTF Nightwatch??
Posted by: The Nightwatch

======

Bruno Magli.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 01:26 AM (G51Gf)

673 oj left bloody bruno maglia prints

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:27 AM (tUOCc)

674

That slime is what makes it good. Miley loved fried okra, then, to my surprise, loved it boiled, where the slime runs free. She prefers it boiled now, I think.

She made her brother eat some, and he liked it. He was turning his nose up, and she said, "Don't be a baby! Eat it!"

Okra is what makes gumbo, and soups of many sorts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:27 AM (rCwaK)

675 What is the Horde Mind?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 01:28 AM (uhGSf)

676 I'm out, folks.

God bless all of you and your loved ones.

Don't lose hope. This country is not finished yet. Despite its ills, America is still the best place on Earth and it has a mission that God set it to complete, and that work is not yet done.

Stay frosty and well.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2020 01:28 AM (1YlHz)

677 665 You just made me google Louboutin black suede platform booties

I do rather wish I was that girl.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 01:25 AM (G51Gf)

aren't they awesome?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:28 AM (tUOCc)

678 Posted by: Miklos, actual former teacher at August 12, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)


In another time and place, it would have been a helluva good time having you as a Professor.

I don't know if I would have learned anything or pass the class, but it would have been a good time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 01:29 AM (sy5kK)

679 >> I do rather wish I was that girl.

I am.

Posted by: Marlo Thomas at August 12, 2020 01:29 AM (rCwaK)

680
The Wall of Moms is present at tonight's Portland riot.

Four of them.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

==========

wtf is their objective at this point? To get the police defunded/disbanded? They're going to hammer on buildings every night until ...? what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 01:29 AM (G51Gf)

681 Okra is what makes gumbo, and soups of many sorts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion


True.

But not goulash.

No okra fusion cuisine from me.

Posted by: Miklos, third shift sous-chef at August 12, 2020 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

682 What is the Horde Mind?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 12, 2020 01:28 AM (uhGSf)


I know, right?

*fist-bump*

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 01:30 AM (WyVLE)

683 lol. i'll keep on dreaming.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:26 AM (tUOCc)

Maybe a couple of toenail clippings under the pillow?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 01:31 AM (tw9Yo)

684 666

Oh wait....(puts on gloves)

OKRA.....wet and dredged in a spicy seasoned flour then fried

is most yummy.....boiled.....tastes like hot mucous.....from someone else....during cough and flu season....NEED I GO ON????

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 01:32 AM (u1WYs)

685

The best okra for boiling is the smaller pods, when they're tender and young.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:32 AM (rCwaK)

686 662 >> What the Hell is Okra?

If you don't know, you don't need to know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:23 AM (rCwaK)


If you don't know, you don't want to know.

There are two food related things I remember:

- The first time I ever saw grits: dining hall at Vandenberg AFB for AFROTC Field Training, June 1973
- The first time i ever saw okra, cafeteria, Marshal Space Flight Center. Slimy, boiled okra.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 12, 2020 01:33 AM (qyH+l)

687
My dream is that every small WA state businessperson that went bankrupt because of the Emperor Jay Inslee's illegal and immoral decrees, gets to swing a fist from far left field, to his jaw.

Sadly, it will be a very long line for the glass jaw.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 01:33 AM (sy5kK)

688 I don't know if I would have learned anything or pass the class, but it would have been a good time.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


We would have been competing for the Hot Chicks.


With beer after, regardless of outcome.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos First Class at August 12, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

689
aren't they awesome?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

======

Salivating. Found my pair: buckle closure ankle straps.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 01:34 AM (G51Gf)

690 Post wisely. The Horde Fairies can be wise and fickle both, in their appreciations.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 01:26 AM (QzJWU)

Ha, i'm purely in the realm of the practical at this point. Redo my sprinklers. Shelves in the garage. Tiny house style shed in the backyard to safety store my backpacking gear & gardening stuff. new heater. You know, basic homeowner stuff lol.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:34 AM (tUOCc)

691 674
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:27 AM (rCwaK)

fried okra can be pretty tasty, the thought of boiled is scary.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:36 AM (tUOCc)

692 We would have been competing for the Hot Chicks.


With beer after, regardless of outcome.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos First Class at August 12, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)


*fistbump*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 01:37 AM (sy5kK)

693 new heater. You know, basic homeowner stuff lol.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:34 AM (tUOCc)

New gat, and new Roscoe, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 01:37 AM (tw9Yo)

694

Miley is warming up to grits now, too. She had never had them before, thinking they were "like oatmeal". She said her first grits were only going to be mine, not at a restaurant. I made some for her a while after she got down here.

She wasn't too enthusiastic, but noted they didn't taste like what she imagined. And then, they slowly began to grow on her. I'd get some at the Waffle House and she'd eat a few bites, or we'd be eating at my folks and we'd have some and she'd eat a little bit.

The last time, she helped herself to a full serving.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:38 AM (rCwaK)

695 Maybe a couple of toenail clippings under the pillow?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 01:31 AM (tw9Yo


Bwwaaaahhh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:38 AM (tUOCc)

696 fried okra can be pretty tasty, the thought of boiled is scary.
Posted by: bebe's boobs


Gumbo includes, effectively, boiled okra.


Gumbo is undisputably tasty.

Posted by: Miklos Boudreaux at August 12, 2020 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

697 ..Ha, i'm purely in the realm of the practical at this point. Redo my sprinklers. Shelves in the garage. Tiny house style shed in the backyard to safety store my backpacking gear & gardening stuff. new heater. You know, basic homeowner stuff lol.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:34 AM (tUOCc)



I could build the shed, fancy as you wish.

You're on your own though with Ace as to the shelves in the Garage.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

698 I fear no fusion cuisine since I invented chicken liver and cottage cheese burritos.

No, it's not a blini.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 01:39 AM (WyVLE)

699 for boiling is the smaller pods, when they're tender and young.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:32 AM (rCwaK)

We talking about baby Dolphins?

Boiling baby Dolphins seems kind of cruel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 12, 2020 01:40 AM (cI3Q7)

700 693 New gat, and new Roscoe, too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 01:37 AM (tw9Yo)

????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:40 AM (tUOCc)

701 The Wall of Moms is present at tonight's Portland riot.

Four of them.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Meanwhile, Grandma and Grandpa are doing the hard work of raising their kids.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 01:40 AM (Xsbhp)

702 my "backpacking gear" & "gardening stuff". new "heater". You know, basic homeowner stuff lol.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy


Sounds like the coroner may have met his match.

Posted by: Miklos Noire at August 12, 2020 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)

703 ????
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:40 AM (tUOCc)


heater == gun ...

i think ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 01:41 AM (LPnfS)

704 You're on your own though with Ace as to the shelves in the Garage.

Omg, everything in a pile on the floor. The exact opposite of organized!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:42 AM (tUOCc)

705 I'm getting better at sprinklers ...

Ace is getting better at shelves ...

Barn raising via Zoom is pretty useless though.
: -((

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 01:42 AM (LPnfS)

706

I think its the consistency of boiled okra, the slime that puts most people off. But it's quite good to me, and that slime just slides right down, tickling the taste buds. Miley loves it now.

Much fried okra has a lot of breading -- like little tater tots with a slice of okra inside. That's the way all the restaurants around here serve it, and they make pre-breaded frozen okra like that.

My "family recipe" is much lighter breading. Corn meal (some use buttermilk), but if the slime is right, enough corn meal will stick. My grandmothers and mother would pan fry it like that.

I got to deep-frying it like that, and got to using fish fry mix for the breading, and that's damned good. Miley has been experimenting with this, and has come up with a pretty good method. She likes slightly bigger pieces now than when we first started.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:43 AM (rCwaK)

707 I missed the "heater" reference.

I will henceforth make amends in the Gun Thread this coming Sunday.

*says three Hail Brownings and dips fingers in the Hoppes No. 9.*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 01:43 AM (QzJWU)

708 ????
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:40 AM (tUOCc)

Heater, gat. Roscoe. All slang terms for "pistol" from the "hardboiled" crime novel genre.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 01:44 AM (tw9Yo)

709 698 698 I fear no fusion cuisine since I invented chicken liver and cottage cheese burritos.

No, it's not a blini.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 01:39 AM (WyVLE)

so what you're telling us is that you're pregnant, right?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:44 AM (tUOCc)

710 Okra is ok in soups. And fried. Boiled? No. Too slimy.

Fried okra, fried yellow squash, fried potatoes, corn bread, black eyed peas, and pork chops.
Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Case at August 12, 2020 01:44 AM (tWAkG)

711

And with grits, beware any "grits" made outside of their natural habitat, down here in the Deep South. I've never had any from outside the zone, but I've heard horror stories of something called grits in these alien lands that wasn't anything like grits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:45 AM (rCwaK)

712 662 >> What the Hell is Okra?

If you don't know, you don't need to know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:23 AM (rCwaK)

So while the peasants from one side of the village were out de-kulaking the exploiters on the other side, and were returning to their homes with their trophies, they encountered the peasants from the other side of the village carrying their prizes from de-kulaking their side of the village.

Meanwhile, the Party cadres who had incited the de-kulaking slink away into the shadows.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 12, 2020 01:45 AM (qyH+l)

713 Barn raising via Zoom is pretty useless though.
: -((
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack

I have hated Zoom since I was a little kid.

https://tinyurl.com/yyhrllk5

Posted by: Miklos, the kids apparently couldn't afford shoes at August 12, 2020 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)

714 Tonights drink 3oz wild turkey and a cheapo cigar. Nice night.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 12, 2020 01:46 AM (0OmEj)

715 Bad clipboard. 712 should have started with

A number of cars in Portland have been targeted by protestors and seriously damaged. Too bad they were owned by other protesters.

Instead of slimy okra.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 12, 2020 01:47 AM (qyH+l)

716 Factory 2nd. Mystery stick.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 12, 2020 01:47 AM (0OmEj)

717 Oooooohhhh. ok. i guess it does sound like i'm ready to shoot, shovel & shut up. heh

ok i gotta crash. i have to be at work at 7 & didn't realize how late it is. nite nite kids. smoochies.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2020 01:48 AM (tUOCc)

718

One thing I can't Miley cottoned to is country ham. Just way too salty for her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:48 AM (rCwaK)

719 707

you forgot the patches til clean on your fingertips before typing again......

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 01:48 AM (u1WYs)

720

Night, bebe. May dreams of Louboutins dance like sugar plums in your head.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:48 AM (rCwaK)

721 Antifa is claiming that late at night a couple of nights ago, that an ex-Navy SEAL set off a couple of pipe bombs near them in a park where they were gathered.

They have dramatic video of someone following the guy back to his car, but the video lacks any evidence that he had anything to do with the alleged pipe bombs.

Calling bs. Navy Seal? His opsec would have been professional level. They would never have known he was there and had his intent been to inflict injury, he would have.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 01:49 AM (Xsbhp)

722 Night, bebe!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 01:49 AM (tw9Yo)

723 One thing I can't Miley cottoned to is country ham. Just way too salty for her.
Posted by: publius


You know.

Start it in some water first. Cooks out some salt, and less chewy.

Posted by: Miklos, who helped his Grandaddy with the hams at August 12, 2020 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)

724 night boobs

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 01:50 AM (u1WYs)

725 Lovely.

Apparently some animals vandalized the Ronald McDonald House in Chicago.
Good grief.

Fucking animals.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 12, 2020 01:50 AM (ufFY8)

726 ..Tonights drink 3oz wild turkey and a cheapo cigar. Nice night.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 12, 2020 01:46 AM (0OmEj)


I was actually far too done in to have sat in the rocker on the porch after dinner, and have enjoyed a cigar, tonight.

Too many hours on the ladder in 97 degree heat and 85% humidity.

I'm consoling myself here reading the ONT with about triple the dose of your present libation.

After which, I will surely succumb and crawl under the awaiting covers, forthwith.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

727 what is this "Dot Win" referred to above?

Bing was inconclusive

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 12, 2020 01:51 AM (kb/by)

728 Start it in some water first. Cooks out some salt, and less chewy.
Posted by: Miklos


Also provides the basis for Red Eye Gravy for those grits.

Posted by: Miklos, having helped his Grandaddy with the hams at August 12, 2020 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

729

I like to put "biscuit pieces" cuts of country ham in field peas, and of course turnip greens. She loves that, and that's because the salt gets diluted and helps salt the whole pot. Don't have to add as much.

Our tolerance for salt differs by an order of magnitude, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 01:52 AM (rCwaK)

730 A Seal would kill with a pipe bomb. No wounding no mistakes. Antifa goons would be dead.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 12, 2020 01:52 AM (0OmEj)

731 Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

---
close tags in the sig FTW yet again....


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 12, 2020 01:52 AM (kb/by)

732 725

Remember.........they voted for BettleJuice Lightfoot

They need to own this pain....every dayo

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 01:53 AM (u1WYs)

733
Calling bs. Navy Seal? His opsec would have been professional level. They would never have known he was there and had his intent been to inflict injury, he would have.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 01:49 AM (Xsbhp)


Agreed. And to believe anything they say at this point is just stupid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 01:53 AM (sy5kK)

734 Start it in some water first. Cooks out some salt, and less chewy.
Posted by: Miklos, who helped his Grandaddy with the hams at August 12, 2020 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)

Nah. It's meant to be sliced thinly and then laid tenderly between the slices of a home made biscuit.

Posted by: Edina Monsoon at August 12, 2020 01:53 AM (0YAjr)

735 Calling bs. Navy Seal? His opsec would have been professional level. They would never have known he was there and had his intent been to inflict injury, he would have.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 01:49 AM (Xsbhp)

Agreed. I have often thought that good way to deal with those assholes would be set off some small pipe bombs in their midst. Mostly non-lethal.

Key is to not be seen to do it. Make it look like it was a Pali-style "work accident" on the part of one of the anarchists. Any luck, after a bomb goes off, the cops roll in and beat up/arrest the lot of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 01:54 AM (tw9Yo)

736
Too many hours on the ladder in 97 degree heat and 85% humidity.


Jim, I'm sweating just reading that.

BTW, what is the brand you are enjoying this evening?

I started with a Maker's, and now enjoying a Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 01:56 AM (sy5kK)

737 I have heard the same thing said about Irish, Scots, and Southerners (quite a bit of overlap):

How can you spot one?

Salts his food before he tastes it.

Posted by: Miklos, with an extra helping of gluten at August 12, 2020 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

738 Agreed. I have often thought that good way to deal with those assholes would be set off some small pipe bombs in their midst. Mostly non-lethal.

Nibbled to death by hungry ducks ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 01:56 AM (LPnfS)

739 ..close tags in the sig FTW yet again....

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 12, 2020 01:52 AM (kb/by)



OPSEC



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 01:57 AM (QzJWU)

740 ..Jim, I'm sweating just reading that.

BTW, what is the brand you are enjoying this evening?

I started with a Maker's, and now enjoying a Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 01:56 AM (sy5kK)



'Tween 10:20 pm Central and five minutes ago, it was Tom Sims Bourbon, aged four years. Very similar taste profile to Jim Beam, but easily 2x to 3x smoother. Out the door with a handle-jug for just under $20.50.

That said though. Pre-sleep chaser. ONE sippin' shot of Russian Standard vodka, from freezer to glass.

One of the cleanest tasting sipping Vodkas ever put up for sale. Find you a bottle, and enjoy.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 02:02 AM (QzJWU)

741 Too many hours on the ladder in 97 degree heat and 85% humidity.

I'm consoling myself here reading the ONT with about triple the dose of your present libation.

After which, I will surely succumb and crawl under the awaiting covers, forthwith.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

I was on a steel staircase, like an aircraft boarding ladder, most of the afternoon, while working on the Flxible. My feet hurt like a bastard after that.

I need to build a work platform that will sit on the roof of the bus like a saddle, and use the boarding stair to access that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 02:02 AM (tw9Yo)

742 I need to build a work platform that will sit on the roof of the bus like a saddle, and use the boarding stair to access that.

lawn chair + helium filled balloons ???

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 02:04 AM (LPnfS)

743 lawn chair + helium filled balloons ???
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 02:04 AM (LPnfS)

Don't forget the BB gun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 02:07 AM (tw9Yo)

744 Seals would have taken high ground/over watch on the tall buildings first and foremost. (10 story and above)

They would then direct their ground team to interdict (waste them) and then cover the ex filtrate.

Real seals do not work solo.....they only work in teams.

and God Help Antifa and their ilk if a single Seal Team ever rolls up on their asses in Portland.

I remember a head-banger song....."Let The Bodies Hit The Floor."

Yes indeed.......

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 02:08 AM (u1WYs)

745 Don't forget the BB gun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 02:07 AM (tw9Yo)


or the Heater, the gat, or the Roscoe, ya big galoot !

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 02:10 AM (LPnfS)

746 If i had to stand on flexible anything for more than a few moments i would be in pure agony. My feet cramp just thinking about it. Hard floors and bare feet. Shoes and boots flex to much. Sand is right out so is grass. Hell carpet can be not solid enough. The thought of ladders or scaffolds scare me. Good on you guys.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 12, 2020 02:11 AM (0OmEj)

747 or the Heater, the gat, or the Roscoe, ya big galoot !
Posted by: Adriane


*glares*

Posted by: My Leetle Friend at August 12, 2020 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)

748
Oh, and with grits, get real grits, stone ground, and not any of the quick grits, or worse, instant grits. Horrible.

Real grits take 20 minutes (at least -- me, I go about 25). Then there's yellow grits, and those take about 30 minutes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2020 02:15 AM (rCwaK)

749 ..I was on a steel staircase, like an aircraft boarding ladder, most of the afternoon, while working on the Flxible. My feet hurt like a bastard after that.

I need to build a work platform that will sit on the roof of the bus like a saddle, and use the boarding stair to access that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 02:02 AM (tw9Yo)



About 100 hours over the past few weeks, on the ladders. My feet are screaming out in protest. I feel you, bro!

Cutting out all the old, failed caulking with a utility knife is HARD and DIFFICULT work.

Installing new, superior Polyurethane caulking sounds easy, until you realize it has to be "tooled" to have a good appearance under the subsequent paint.

And then, artistry intrudes.

Oh, and I've been painting, too.

Illustrative. The floor level of this house is 4ft. 9in. above ground level. There is very little to be done here which is NOT done from the rungs of one ladder, or another. My 17 ft. ladder barely reaches the fascia of the normal pitches around the house.

I had to borrow a 24 ft. ladder to reach the lower peak for trim caulk and paint.

And use the same ladder to hoist aloft the 6 ft. Wagner ladder to set on the mid-roof to reach the higher peak atop the front-view of the house.

I'm embarrassing my 20 yr younger neighbors in their early 40s, to keep up with me in local household maintenance.

It does hold their attention though, when I talk with them of Civics, Principles, Rights and THEIR obligations thereto.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 02:16 AM (QzJWU)

750 Hilarious day on the Twitter.
Go Joe

Posted by: Summer of Love at August 12, 2020 02:18 AM (FJrl0)

751
Heater, gat. Roscoe. All slang terms for "pistol" from the "hardboiled" crime novel genre.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------
Rod

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2020 02:18 AM (bk3Sg)

752 This is the kind of stair I am using. I think it was used as an aircraft boarding stair, or as a work platform for working on aircraft, but similar rigs are used in places like Home Depot. Mine lacks the bar across the back side of the top platform, which would be consistent with it being used to board aircraft.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyjt7yl2

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 02:20 AM (tw9Yo)

753
I'm embarrassing my 20 yr younger neighbors in their early 40s, to keep up with me in local household maintenance.

It does hold their attention though, when I talk with them of Civics, Principles, Rights and THEIR obligations thereto.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 02:16 AM (QzJWU)


I'll bet that's one helluva conversation.

And outworking the younger crowd, and not mentioning the hell it is for a grayhair, is always fun.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 02:21 AM (sy5kK)

754 Rod
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Ha!


Like you would know anything about it.

Posted by: Miklos Hammett at August 12, 2020 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)

755 ..Real seals do not work solo.....they only work in teams.

and God Help Antifa and their ilk if a single Seal Team ever rolls up on their asses in Portland.

I remember a head-banger song....."Let The Bodies Hit The Floor."

Yes indeed.......

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 02:08 AM (u1WYs)[/]


This is the ONLY sphere in which the Green Beret rise above.

They train a local cadre to DO all these things, while not necessarily engaging, themselves.

Otherwise, do this.

Attach ONE fully qualified Seal to work with (for example) Nurse Ratched and her friends.

The effects upon the Seattle antifatz would be gaseous, in the extreme.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 02:23 AM (QzJWU)

756
Thanks all for another great evening of conversation.

I would say you all rock, but you already know that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 02:24 AM (sy5kK)

757 Did you see the zoom-in of the official media image of Biden selecting Kammy? Biden has a script in front of him. He is also hold his phone upside down.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 12, 2020 02:24 AM (BRkq2)

758 to believe anything they say at this point is just stupid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12,

The shrillness of their outrage puts my vomit reflex on overdrive. They are literally the poster children for the daycare generation. Except for their old tired out grey haired ponytailed handlers. Those are the ones who need to be sought out and given a personal demonstration of the effectiveness of a .22 hp utilizing a homemade suppressor.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 02:24 AM (Xsbhp)

759
Attach ONE fully qualified Seal to work with (for example) Nurse Ratched and her friends.

The effects upon the Seattle antifatz would be gaseous, in the extreme.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 02:23 AM (QzJWU)


Let's just say that nurse rached won't waste ammo.

I've seen her at the range. Mostly, I'm in awe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2020 02:26 AM (sy5kK)

760 Aw hell.

I'm missing every format point.


Hasta la Nite Nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 12, 2020 02:26 AM (QzJWU)

761 Getting on for 12:30 here. Time for me to call it a night, too. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2020 02:27 AM (tw9Yo)

762 Good Night, AOP ...

Better tomorrows ...

Best days ahead ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 02:31 AM (LPnfS)

763 I would say you all rock, but you already know that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Not only rock, but Around the Clock.

Posted by: Bill "Miklos" Haley at August 12, 2020 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

764 Getting on for 12:30 here. Time for me to call it a night, too. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12

Always. I'd tell you to work hard and make a difference tomorrow but the choir has gone to bed so no preaching.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 02:32 AM (Xsbhp)

765 Then there is me climbing a massive Eucalyptus tree on my property in climber's rigging with ropes. Hoping my son can belay me good enough as I attempt to saw a beefy branch that has gone bad 50 ft. above ground. When the branch cut loose.. the recoil of the part I was sitting on did smack my package enough to let me know.....dude...what the F are you doing...

job done...though hiring pros next time around.

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 02:33 AM (u1WYs)

766 Remember.........they voted for BettleJuice Lightfoot

They need to own this pain....every dayo
Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 01:53 AM (u1WYs)


It was pointed out to me that this logic means that all those Jews in Germany in the committed suicide.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2020 02:35 AM (WyVLE)

767 And with that

I am done as well

Night Horde.

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 02:35 AM (u1WYs)

768 766

They went along not knowing what the REAL plan was until too late...

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 02:38 AM (u1WYs)

769 Always. I'd tell you to work hard and make a difference tomorrow but the choir has gone to bed so no preaching.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKKVVnKjr2g

Posted by: The Right Reverend Miklos at August 12, 2020 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)

770 OH WAIT!!!

That means voting Democrat you never really know what your voting for....you just want to feel good voting Democrat because you have friends that vote that way and you want to be friends with your friends and hang out at STARBUCKS....

Now I understand

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 02:43 AM (u1WYs)

771 job done...though hiring pros next time around.

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 02:33 AM (u1WYs)


koala bears ???

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 02:51 AM (LPnfS)

772 job done...though hiring pros next time around.

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 02:33 AM (u1WYs)

koala bears ???
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic


It was my understanding that there would be no logic.

Posted by: Miklos, who was blond as a baby at August 12, 2020 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)

773 &#%*@^#&!!!

First, Uber has for months been sending out all these infuriating virtue-signalling emails about Black Lives Matter and Covid-19 and yadda yadda, to the point where I just said, "Fuck it, I'm boycotting these assholes. Instead, I'll just take Lyft."

Yeah, there are fewer Lyft drivers and thus a longer wait, but I just couldn't tolerate Uber taking all my money and giving it to communist revolutionary groups.

BUT NOW...

Not to be outdone, Lyft has just sent out an email that says, when you strip away the euphemisms, that BLACK PEOPLE GET TO RIDE LYFT FOR FREE, while everyone else has to pay.

And to top it off, it was signed "Valerie Jarrett, Lyft Board Member and Former Senior Advisor to President Obama."

To repeat:

&#%*@^#&!!!

Now I need to boycott both Uber and Lyft -- but they essentially have a duopoly, and if you want to do rideshare in America, you pretty much are limited to Uber or Lyft (except in a few places with local companies).

So now I have no choice but to fund these unconstitutional douchebags.

The email is oozing "euphemism" and "code phrases," but the upshot is, when disentangling all the hidden verbiage, that Lyft is donating 1.5 million rides to black customers only. And when those run out, you can be sure another million or so will be donated, ad infinitum.

So now there's a caste system with ridesharing -- free for some races, but not for others, who have to pay jacked-up prices to finance the free rides.

Here's part of the email, cut-and-pasted:

"From: Lyft
Subject: Transportation access for Black communities

As we all know, access to basic needs -- food, healthcare, employment, and reliable transportation -- is essential to one's livelihood, and COVID-19 has exposed the longstanding disadvantages that underserved Black communities face in accessing these necessities. As we're thinking about the ways we can uniquely meet their needs, we know that reliable transportation is one of the biggest drivers of social and economic mobility.

As a community, we need to remove the barriers that prevent people from accessing essential necessities and opportunities. Which is why, today, I'm excited to announce that I will be chairing a new initiative called the LyftUp Access Alliance -- Lyft is joining forces with impact-driven organizations that will connect us to individuals who can benefit the most.

LyftUp Access Alliance founding members

My Brother's Keeper Alliance
The National Urban League
Black Women's Roundtable
United Negro College Fund
NAACP
US Black Chamber of Commerce
Lawyers' Committee for Civil Rights Under Law
The National Action Network

Together, we will provide access to 1.5 million rides -- helping underserved Black communities get to a network of critical resources and services -- to ensure that we all emerge stronger and more empowered on the other side.

These organizations were already providing daily services to millions of people before COVID-19, and today -- with millions of Black men and women out of work, and many more holding essential jobs -- this support is more important than ever. From COVID testing and food delivery to mental health services and job readiness, the LyftUp Access Alliance will provide access to the essential resources that underserved Black communities need.

Valerie Jarrett
Lyft Board Member and Former Senior Advisor to President Obama"

Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2020 02:55 AM (HEEq1)

774 The Right Reverend Miklos

Experienced a church like that in the real world. Travelled for work a bit in the 80's got stuck in Atlanta when the 3 day job turned into a 2 week affair. Back when the Lord and I were still in discussion about my qualifications I wandered into a church where I was definitely noticable. One of the more memorable experiences of my life. There were so many mothers and grandmothers trying to feed my skinny white behind at the potluck afterwards it was suprising that they didn't charge me extra for the flight home.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 02:56 AM (Xsbhp)

775 Valerie Jarrett
Lyft Board Member and Former Senior Advisor to President Obama"
Posted by: zombie at August

Tell them your grandmother was Jamaican.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 03:00 AM (Xsbhp)

776 Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2020 02:55 AM (HEEq1)

Zomblackie, FTW ...

Like Blackula, except more undead ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 12, 2020 03:00 AM (LPnfS)

777 Valerie Jarrett
Lyft Board Member and Former Senior Advisor to President Obama"
Posted by: zombie


So.


Racial discrimination is illegal, but part of Corporate Policy.

Got it.

Posted by: Miklos, who used to use Lyft on occasion at August 12, 2020 03:02 AM (QzkSJ)

778 Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2020 02:55 AM (HEEq1)

Buy a car? I know it sounds crazy, but there was this time before rideshares, and...

Better yet, a yuge truck with massive tires and a fuel usage measured in gallons per mile. I hear those are very racist.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2020 03:04 AM (Z4rgH)

779 If you want to ride share in my neck of the woods you grab a gas can and start walking down the road. Usually get a ride right off. Sometimes you even get your gas can filled.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 03:06 AM (Xsbhp)

780 773

So let me get this straight.

Lyft will be riding them to the designated "looting sites" going forward?

Oh Yeah......(question) will they also be transporting all of the looted stuff on the return trip? Or is there a nominal transport charge?

Is Lyft paying the sales tax for the looted stuff....(the states need their money too)

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 03:07 AM (u1WYs)

781 Maybe a couple of toenail clippings under the pillow?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's how Rooster Cogburn lost his eye....

Posted by: JT at August 12, 2020 03:11 AM (arJlL)

782 Not going to sign off, not my style. Just going to fade away, into my book

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 03:13 AM (Xsbhp)

783 ...Usually get a ride right off. Sometimes you even get your gas can filled.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 03:06 AM (Xsbhp)


Kids these days with their newfangled euphemisms.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2020 03:13 AM (Z4rgH)

784 I watched Blackula the other day. It wasn't good per se. But it was a lot better than expected.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2020 03:14 AM (H5knJ)

785 Kids these days with their newfangled euphemisms.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2020 03:13 AM (Z4rgH

The other version of "horde mind".

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 12, 2020 03:15 AM (Xsbhp)

786 So then Val is a Board Big Slit with LYFT?

Good to know.......

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 03:17 AM (u1WYs)

787 (Shakes head)

More Ammo......

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at August 12, 2020 03:20 AM (u1WYs)

788 Oh, a minor rant on the former McDs CEO and his current clawback troubles...

He is the reason I stopped all visits to McDs for 5 years or so. When he gained the helm there, he declared, per NPR

Calling it "a global turnaround," Easterbrook, who was named CEO in January - after a year in which global sales and revenue decreased - said McDonald's will become a "modern progressive burger company."

Sounds like he was progressin' into employees' panties too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2020 03:21 AM (Z4rgH)

789
zombie --

How does Lyft know you're Black? You book those rides ahead of time and agree on a price, which is sucked out of your credit card on file. When I got an Uber account I didn't report my race.

Moreover, I sometimes book rides for people other than myself. Is it the person who rides, or the person who books the ride? If the latter, some enterprising Black person ought to offer wypipo their ride-booking services for which they'll charge say 50% of what the ride would have cost.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 03:25 AM (G51Gf)

790 I need more KY Jelly!

Posted by: raimondo at August 12, 2020 03:28 AM (aVwAr)

791 Up early again

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 03:37 AM (OjZpE)

792 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 12, 2020 03:49 AM (wXvsW)

793 I'm arguing with myself about just 15 more minutes of sleep.

Rationalizing: I don't really need to eat before leaving. Or curl my hair.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 12, 2020 03:49 AM (8QCJj)

794 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 12, 2020 03:50 AM (8QCJj)

795 Been trying often to take 25 minutes naps when get home, but yet wonder if 15 more minutes in morning would help.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 03:51 AM (OjZpE)

796 I've resorted to that nap thing on the days I go to mom's after work. Gives me some much needed patience. Amazing what a 30 minute nap will do for perspective!

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 12, 2020 03:57 AM (8QCJj)

797 Not to mention helping to keep me from falling asleep on the drive home!

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 12, 2020 03:58 AM (8QCJj)

798 legalinsurrection.com/wisconsins department of natural resources requires employees to wear masks even during teleconferences

They have lost their minds., but know the power they have.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 03:59 AM (OjZpE)

799 798 legalinsurrection.com/wisconsins department of natural resources requires employees to wear masks even during teleconferences

They have lost their minds., but know the power they have.
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 03:59 AM (OjZpE)

Covid can hitch a ride on the web wave because SCIENCE!

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 12, 2020 04:00 AM (SxBH1)

800 Good Morning Morons today is Wednesday, August 12, 2020 On this day in 1992 Canada, Mexico and the United States announced completion of negotiations for the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA). The Unites States got the short end of the stick. Bill Clinton was President. Trump has "fixed" this mess.

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

801 China issues sanctions against 11 Americans, including 5 Senators. Tom Cotton spits a wad and farts in their general direction.


https://tinyurl.com/yym7sw8e

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

802 Joke of the day, but it ain't funny.


CNN's Brian Stelter claims there are no anti-Trump news outlets, but his network's coverage suggests otherwise


I watched CNN one time for ½ hour while wifey was checking us into a Hotel in Charleston. It was nothing but back to back Trump hate. No news at all.


https://tinyurl.com/y4uuhgb4

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

803 Skip, the DNR in this state has more power than the police

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 12, 2020 04:01 AM (8QCJj)

804 Greg Jarret asks what's next now that all the FBI's lies "to get Trump" have been exposed? He says it's time for the prosections to begin. It was time for that 2 years ago.


https://tinyurl.com/y3mqwag3

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

805 Did you know that you are paying taxes to fund De Comio's bunking NYC homeless bums in very expensive NYC hotels? This is something Trump needs to stop NOW.


https://tinyurl.com/y6chjz44

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

806 BREAKING

Trump advisor Larry Kudlow estimates that 7.9% of US GDP is due to Skip

Posted by: MiklosWatch at August 12, 2020 04:02 AM (QzkSJ)

807 White House officials and Democratic leaders remained at an impasse Monday over another coronavirus relief package, with aid for cash-strapped state and local governments emerging as the latest obstacle in negotiations


https://tinyurl.com/y3ooobrv

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

808 Key West cops tries to handcuff a young "special needs" boy and told him he was going to jail. He was taken to an adult jail to "scare" him. The hand cuffs were too big for him. The parents are suing the school and the cops. Too bad the taxpayers will be the only ones held accountable.


https://tinyurl.com/y68mv7lh

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)

809 You too can be the proud owner of Sylvester Stalone's stretch Cadillac limo for only $350,000.


https://tinyurl.com/y2oguolr

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)

810 Putin claims Russia has developed a coronacrap vaccine and cure and they have already given it to his daughter. I don't know if I would believe him or not.


https://tinyurl.com/y5x5k9ds

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

811 RIP Raymond G. Allen, best known for his role in the popular 1970's sitcom "Sanford and Son," at 91.


https://tinyurl.com/y2vw6z7g

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

812 Seattle Police Chief Carmen Best on Tuesday announced her resignation, saying that she was not leaving because of pay cuts to her department, but because of the "lack of respect" towards her fellow officers.


She took a $40,000 pay cut, so I would think pay had a lot to do with it.


https://tinyurl.com/yyeneyha

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

813 Biden picks Kamelto Harris as his running mate.


https://tinyurl.com/y5to6e7r

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

814 Tom Del Beccaro: Kamala Harris, Biden's VP pick, views politics as a game


He says she has no great political beliefs. All she cares about is power and the limelight.


https://tinyurl.com/yxgzq5kr

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

815 And not all of Bite-Me's supporters are happy with her pick.


https://tinyurl.com/y6ax4x4o

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

816 RIP Raymond G. Allen, best known for his role in the popular 1970's sitcom "Sanford and Son," at 91.



Is Grady still with us?

Posted by: Fish-Eyed Fool Miklos at August 12, 2020 04:05 AM (QzkSJ)

817 President Trump doubled down on his criticism of mail-in voting on Tuesday, telling Fox News' Sean Hannity in an exclusive interview that it would lead to "catastrophic corruption," and slammed the process as "a rigged election waiting to happen."


Which is why Democrats want it.


https://tinyurl.com/y3o27gtv

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

818 Joke of the day: Fox Headline Former Minnesota lieutenant governor wins GOP primary, set to face conservative Dem in key battleground race


There hasn't been a "conservative" Democrat in a very long time.


https://tinyurl.com/y6zys63z

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

819 Bubonic plague outbreak in China now. WHO says it is well managed. I guess we should be worried all over again.


https://tinyurl.com/y4o7mman

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

820 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/y5ulbc3u


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

821 Good grief.....that Andrew McCarthy tweet essentially praising Susan Rice as his VP choice over Harris, WTF? I remember that guy on Rush just a few years ago sounding intelligent and sharp on legal matters. Wow, what Trump has done to these idiots. He's another Hugh Hewitt douchebag in reality.

Posted by: Steeve at August 12, 2020 04:09 AM (nWcCc)

822 dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/supposedly kamala harris and her family
https://tinyurl.com/y68bgpb3

Might as well meet the new applicants of the WH

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 04:15 AM (OjZpE)

823 Have sausages done, don't know what else I want with them. Maybe a cheese omelette

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 04:19 AM (OjZpE)

824 Might as well meet the new applicants of the WH

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 04:15 AM (OjZpE)

Not a chance in Hell of Biden being elected.

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:20 AM (mpXpK)

825 >>Have sausages done, don't know what else I want with them. Maybe a cheese omelette
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 04:19 AM (OjZpE)

With some peppers and salsa, too. Thank you.

*living vicariously through Skip's breakfasts

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 12, 2020 04:24 AM (8QCJj)

826
legalinsurrection.com/wisconsins department of natural resources requires employees to wear masks even during teleconferences

They have lost their minds., but know the power they have.
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 03:59 AM (OjZpE)

Covid can hitch a ride on the web wave because SCIENCE!
Posted by: A dude in MI

==========

We're going through something like this where I work. Anyone who appears online at any time is encouraged to wear a mask to "model" proper behavior -- even if they're sealed in a hyperbaric chamber.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 04:27 AM (G51Gf)

827
what the heck? Stallone's Escalade is a 2019. What's the matter, are the ashtrays full?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 04:28 AM (G51Gf)

828 Heard yesterday that the only pollster to get Trump's 2016 win right and Gov Desantis's win in FL right in 2018 has said Trump"s #s are rising. That they see the main Biden supporters are Never Trumpers, and Trump supporters are very motivated. Not a lot of enthusiasm for Biden among Dems.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 12, 2020 04:29 AM (8QCJj)

829 We're going through something like this where I work. Anyone who appears online at any time is encouraged to wear a mask to "model" proper behavior -- even if they're sealed in a hyperbaric chamber.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 04:27 AM (G51Gf)


{Cue scary music}

Next on 'Kabuki Health Theater' . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2020 04:31 AM (Y8PSl)

830 I will just be having EGGOs for breakfast with Log Cabin syrup. No mess to cleanup.

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:32 AM (mpXpK)

831 Not a lot of enthusiasm for Biden among Dems.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 12, 2020 04:29 AM (8QCJj)


The only enthusiasm generated for the Slow/Blow 2020 ticket will be from the media.

Gaslighting is lying by another name.

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2020 04:34 AM (Y8PSl)

832 Oops, I take that back. I forgot I took out one of those Jimmy Dean Breakfast bowls.

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:34 AM (mpXpK)

833 Vic, if you put 2 together and eat it like a sandwich, you dont even need to clean a plate or fork after!

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 12, 2020 04:35 AM (8QCJj)

834 Bubonic plague, good grief.
Do all these people live with animals and vermin?
WTF.

I thought the Mongolians were better than that.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 12, 2020 04:39 AM (ufFY8)

835 Hair curled, toast eaten, i'm out.

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 12, 2020 04:39 AM (8QCJj)

836 834
Bubonic plague, good grief.
Do all these people live with animals and vermin?
WTF.

I thought the Mongolians were better than that.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 12, 2020 04:39 AM (ufFY

Through out history nearly every major plague has originated in China. Yes, they fertilize with human waste, eat anything, and live with animals.

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:44 AM (mpXpK)

837 Look up Chinese "wet markets" and then click on the images.

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:46 AM (mpXpK)

838 I like to bi*tch and moan about how over-regulated we are, but China is a fine example of what no food regulations among an uneducated population will bring about.

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 04:50 AM (mpXpK)

839 Vic did that once in beginning of the apocalypse, that was enough.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 04:53 AM (OjZpE)

840 I'm outta here
Have a great day everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2020 04:59 AM (OjZpE)

841 Fox got their This Day in History up

https://tinyurl.com/y3mfhezw

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 05:00 AM (mpXpK)

842 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2020 04:27 AM (G51Gf)

---
was it you that mentioned living in South Gate, sometime in the past?

i'm 29, and this is the ONT, so things sometimes get hazy...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 12, 2020 05:26 AM (kb/by)

843 0326 MDT 68F

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 05:26 AM (iTXRQ)

844 I wonder if they created a small stage in Joes basement, then put on a "Dusky Damsels for VP" show. Evening wear. Impromptu question. Then the swimsuit competition.
Tank came out in a bikini and Joe damn near dry heaved himself to death

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 05:35 AM (vd8XM)

845
g'morinin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2020 05:36 AM (X7Gam)

846 "Is Grady still with us?
Posted by: Fish-Eyed Fool Miklos at August 12, 2020 04:05 AM (QzkSJ)"


Whitman Mayo passed away in 2001. LaWanda Page (Aunt Esther) in 2002...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 12, 2020 05:37 AM (ZSK0i)

847
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2020 05:38 AM (mht8P)

848 Hello, Horde. Got up to let the dog out and now I can't get back to sleep.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2020 05:39 AM (+Jt1Y)

849 I wonder if they created a small stage in Joes basement, then put on a "Dusky Damsels for VP" show. Evening wear. Impromptu question. Then the swimsuit competition.
Tank came out in a bikini and Joe damn near dry heaved himself to death

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 05:35 AM (vd8XM)


Like that '80s Wendy's commercial? "Swimwear!"

https://tinyurl.com/zs699k9

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2020 05:42 AM (Y8PSl)

850 We took my nieces to a local theme park yesterday. Using the restroom several times over the course of the day, I observed that people's handwashing hygiene is appalling. Running your hands briefly under a cold tap doesn't count as washing your hands.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2020 05:45 AM (+Jt1Y)

851 Like that '80s Wendy's commercial? "Swimwear!"

https://tinyurl.com/zs699k9
Posted by: RickZ

HA!
I've never seen that commercial

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 05:46 AM (vd8XM)

852 Good thing that dating site didn't steal the Ace of Spades health motto "No need for a mask if you're sitting on my face"

Posted by: Rbastid at August 12, 2020 05:46 AM (r0SEX)

853 We took my nieces to a local theme park yesterday. Using the restroom several times over the course of the day, I observed that people's handwashing hygiene is appalling. Running your hands briefly under a cold tap doesn't count as washing your hands.
Posted by: Jordan61

Don't forget to only use the touchpad when ordering your food

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 05:46 AM (vd8XM)

854 HA!
I've never seen that commercial

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 05:46 AM (vd8XM)


Right around the same time as Clara Peller's 'Where's the beef?' Wendy's commercial. It's no wonder Wendy's' corporate twitter account is funny.

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2020 05:50 AM (Y8PSl)

855 >I observed that people's handwashing hygiene is appalling.


this is why I always avoid potlucks and bake sales etc at work

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 05:51 AM (iTXRQ)

856 Don't forget to only use the touchpad when ordering your food
Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 05:46 AM (vd8XM)

*snort*

These are probably the same idiots posting "Wear the damn mask" on their social media pages.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2020 05:52 AM (+Jt1Y)

857 These are probably the same idiots posting "Wear the damn mask" on their social media pages.
Posted by: Jordan61

Maybe they figured they only peed on their hands a little.
It's not like they were digging out butt custard

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 05:53 AM (vd8XM)

858 The hand washing after the toilet and before eating was taught to us at an early age.

Of course when we visited my uncles farm we would toss cow chips like frisbees, but that was not an everyday occurrence

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 05:56 AM (vd8XM)

859 Maybe they figured they only peed on their hands a little.
It's not like they were digging out butt custard
Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 05:53 AM (vd8XM)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2020 05:56 AM (+Jt1Y)

860 "I've never seen that commercial"

I remember when that commercial came out, people thought it was hilarious. And some foreign countries complained about it.

Posted by: Case at August 12, 2020 06:01 AM (tWAkG)

861 Well so much for breakfast, thanks Bruce.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 12, 2020 06:02 AM (4thlk)

862 Well so much for breakfast, thanks Bruce.
Posted by: lowandslow

Maybe I should incorporate that into a diet plan

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 06:06 AM (vd8XM)

863 Anytime you breakout the syrup, theres clranup

Posted by: Jean at August 12, 2020 06:06 AM (y1VoC)

864 Anytime you breakout the syrup, theres clranup
Posted by: Jean

That's for sure

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

865 yo whut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2020 06:20 AM (JFO2v)

866 844 I wonder if they created a small stage in Joes basement, then put on a "Dusky Damsels for VP" show. Evening wear. Impromptu question. Then the swimsuit competition.
Tank came out in a bikini and Joe damn near dry heaved himself to death
Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 05:35 AM (vd8XM)

Though the 'Thar She Blows' comment was still reserved for Kamala.

Posted by: jsg at August 12, 2020 06:24 AM (HnqK5)

867 "If you're not prepared to walk a lonely road and do the things that your conscience tells you to do, then how do you think about yourself when you look in the mirror?" Kasich asked.

If 20 to 30 millions Americans die under the new socialist democracy or in a civil war the lonely road will just be a little more lonely.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v)

868 Vitameatavegamin

The sure cure for Covid.

Posted by: Case at August 12, 2020 06:25 AM (tWAkG)

869
867 "If you're not prepared to walk a lonely road and do the things that your conscience tells you to do, then how do you think about yourself when you look in the mirror?" Kasich asked

--------

What has gotten his little flag up now?

Posted by: jsg at August 12, 2020 06:27 AM (HnqK5)

870
"If you're not prepared to walk a lonely road and do the things that your conscience tells you to do, then how do you think about yourself when you look in the mirror?" Kasich asked.

----------

Do you think there's systemic racism in this country, John? Do you think cops routinely gun down innocent black people without fear of punishment?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2020 06:28 AM (mht8P)

871 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 06:29 AM (3D/fK)

872 869
867 "If you're not prepared to walk a lonely road and do the things that your conscience tells you to do, then how do you think about yourself when you look in the mirror?" Kasich asked

--------

What has gotten his little flag up now?
Posted by: jsg at August 12, 2020 06:27 AM (HnqK5)



He's pulling his holier than thou martyr crap to justify endorsing Biden and speaking at the democrat convention.


I'm still pissed at his BS "when you get to those Pearly Gates" garbage to justify the theft of other people's money.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2020 06:31 AM (G2zl5)

873 I wish these commie states would leave. Just let them go. I wouldn't fight a war to make them stay. Just go, and take all the bitching and complaining with them. Good riddance.

Posted by: Case at August 12, 2020 06:34 AM (tWAkG)

874 So the knob gobbling woman of low ethical standards who previously said that Slow Joe is a racist is now delighted to stand by his side, and be his VP choice.


No wonder that the Left is so special.
They have more standards than the Right does.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 06:34 AM (3D/fK)

875 Local newspaper (online) is excited this morning over Harris. Local black leaders are excited that a "black" women will become President...They seem to have skipped the VP part. (and the black part)

Posted by: Colin at August 12, 2020 06:35 AM (TOwRr)

876 No wonder that the Left is so special.
They have more standards than the Right does.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Bendy is her middle name

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 06:35 AM (vd8XM)

877 What has gotten his little flag up now?
Posted by: jsg at August 12, 2020 06:27 AM (HnqK5)

He is speaking at DNC and showing his stamp collection.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2020 06:36 AM (JFO2v)

878
I wish these commie states would leave. Just let them go. I wouldn't fight a war to make them stay. Just go, and take all the bitching and complaining with them. Good riddance.
Posted by: Case at August 12, 2020 06:34 AM (tWAkG)

_________

They'll never give up trying to conquer you. If they stay or go, they still want you to have to bow to them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2020 06:39 AM (mht8P)

879 So riddle me this, Batman...

If it is in black's best interest to vote for a black candidate,

How does the Left argue that a person-of-pallor's best interest is not best served by voting for a non-black candidate?

I mean...logically, it doesn't seem to track properly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 06:39 AM (3D/fK)

880 I think the mail in voting is a little too easy. Voting should require some planning and thought. It's not like a Gurgle review of the local taco joint

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 06:40 AM (vd8XM)

881 So riddle me this, Batman...

If it is in black's best interest to vote for a black candidate,

How does the Left argue that a person-of-pallor's best interest is not best served by voting for a non-black candidate?

I mean...logically, it doesn't seem to track properly.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Ooooo...SHUT UP Boy Wonder!

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 06:41 AM (vd8XM)

882 What has gotten his little flag up now?
________________

Did somebody forget to mention that his daddy was a mailman?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2020 06:41 AM (k4dH2)

883
Hey, peeps.

Posted by: Gooshy at August 12, 2020 06:41 AM (gLUo2)

884 Gooshy..

G'morning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 06:42 AM (3D/fK)

885 And the hummingbird wars have begun again at stately VIA Manor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 06:45 AM (3D/fK)

886 the MFM media was waiting for Biden to emerge from the basement and make a statement about Harris, did it ever happen. I see nothing in the news about it. Of course I could have missed it, with all the excitement.

Posted by: Colin at August 12, 2020 06:48 AM (TOwRr)

887 73.9 degrees outside right now.
With a dew point of 73.3


It's humid out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 06:49 AM (3D/fK)

888
He's pulling his holier than thou martyr crap to justify endorsing Biden and speaking at the democrat convention.


I'm still pissed at his BS "when you get to those Pearly Gates" garbage to justify the theft of other people's money.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2020 06:31 AM (G2zl5)

It will never occur to him that maybe HIS judgement, or conscience, or whatever he wants to call it, is the problem.

Posted by: jsg at August 12, 2020 06:49 AM (HnqK5)

889 Lie #1:

Kamala claims to smoke dope in college. Listening to Snoop and Tupac. They came to be in 1992 or so. She got he law degree in 1989.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2020 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

890 886 the MFM media was waiting for Biden to emerge from the basement and make a statement about Harris, did it ever happen. I see nothing in the news about it. Of course I could have missed it, with all the excitement.
Posted by: Colin at August 12, 2020 06:48 AM (TOwRr

It happened. He said This Pick Blows and then shit himself.

Posted by: jsg at August 12, 2020 06:50 AM (HnqK5)

891 It happened. He said This Pick Blows and then shit himself.
Posted by: jsg


LOL!!

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

892 889 Lie #1:

Kamala claims to smoke dope in college. Listening to Snoop and Tupac. They came to be in 1992 or so. She got he law degree in 1989.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2020 06:49 AM (JFO2v

Proving she was ahead of her time.

Posted by: jsg at August 12, 2020 06:52 AM (HnqK5)

893 >>> Kamala claims to smoke dope in college. Listening to Snoop and Tupac. They came to be in 1992 or so. She got he law degree in 1989.

This makes her the perfect running mate to the guy who watched FDR on TV.

Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2020 06:52 AM (FgJKq)

894 After the DNC 'convention' next week, Biden will have a 91 percent chance of winning. It is next week, right...

Posted by: Colin at August 12, 2020 06:53 AM (TOwRr)

895 So is it safe to say that by her father's own words, the democratic VP contender has a family history of owning slaves in the past?


Could be problematic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 06:53 AM (3D/fK)

896 Lie #2:

Kamala re-wrote the laws on public places so that journalists could arrested and tried for trespassing. She did it to protect the PP selling of dead baby parts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2020 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

897 Hey! Kasich's dad was a mailman, alright? A mailman. When your dad is a mailman, that's saying something.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 06:56 AM (iTXRQ)

898 Lie #3

That little girl was me.

Berkeley Unified School District data shows that her elementary school had 15 black students in 1963 a year before Harris was born.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v)

899 895 So is it safe to say that by her father's own words, the democratic VP contender has a family history of owning slaves in the past?


Could be problematic.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 06:53 AM (3D/fK)


Nah, we'll handle it.

Posted by: The MSM at August 12, 2020 07:00 AM (PiwSw)

900 BLM says they will continue the looting/protests in Chicago until the police are defunded.

Has anyone asked the candidates/MLB/NBA?NFL how they feel about BLM org now?

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 07:01 AM (vd8XM)

901 I don't know if this isn't a fake but it would not surprise me if it happened.

https://tinyurl.com/y4poqgwh

Posted by: jsg at August 12, 2020 07:01 AM (HnqK5)

902 Yeah you won't recognize Kamala after her MSM makeover

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 07:02 AM (iTXRQ)

903 898 Lie #3

That little girl was me.

Berkeley Unified School District data shows that her elementary school had 15 black students in 1963 a year before Harris was born.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v)



I'm gonna guess that this is a case of being a lie because it hides the truth. So I don't know anything about the full real history of the school or buses and even her own history but I would guess that it's possible her story about being the second year being bussed to the school is true, meaning she would have been sent to another school if that wasn't the case. So she wants it to be implied that she was in the second set of black students being sent to this school ever instead of just taking the bus and there were already lots of black kids attending the school because it was their district.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2020 07:02 AM (YcdWn)

904 "She did it to protect the PP selling of dead baby parts."

Such a warm person. Sounds like she really cares.

Posted by: Case at August 12, 2020 07:04 AM (tWAkG)

905 Katshit is, and always has been, a Democrat. He just had an "R" after his name for advertising enhancement.

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 07:04 AM (mpXpK)

906 Berkeley Unified School District data shows that her elementary school had 15 black students in 1963 a year before Harris was born.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v)


Well, I was bussed to a school that was all white except for one black girl.

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

907 bused
bussed means 'kissed'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 07:06 AM (iTXRQ)

908 sorry I can't help it sometimes

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 07:06 AM (iTXRQ)

909 >>> Well, I was bussed to a school that was all white except for one black girl.

Did you ever get to sniff her hair?

Posted by: Joey B. at August 12, 2020 07:07 AM (FgJKq)

910 One of the L.A. city council members who voted to strip local cops of $150 million in funding has called local cops to his house 8 times since April, and asked for extra patrols around his home, public records show.

Policing for me, but not for thee, proles!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2020 07:07 AM (k4dH2)

911 907 bused
bussed means 'kissed'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 07:06 AM (iTXRQ)

908 sorry I can't help it sometimes
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 07:06 AM (iTXRQ)



To be fair, they both look wrong.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2020 07:08 AM (YcdWn)

912 >To be fair, they both look wrong.


English is weird

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 07:09 AM (iTXRQ)

913 So the Democratic VP contender once claimed that she believed those women who accused Joe Biden of inappropriate sexual liberties.

Yet now she has chosen to stand proudly beside him on stage as part of Team Biden.


#BelieveAllWomen

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 07:09 AM (3D/fK)

914 Someone said that Kamala couldn't take over the presidency, as she is an anchor baby. By default it would go to Pelosi. Is that true?

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)

915 910 One of the L.A. city council members who voted to strip local cops of $150 million in funding has called local cops to his house 8 times since April, and asked for extra patrols around his home, public records show.

Policing for me, but not for thee, proles!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2020 07:07 AM (k4dH2

I suspect the Slow Drive Over will become the norm for this hypocrite.

Posted by: jsg at August 12, 2020 07:10 AM (HnqK5)

916 She will appear with Biden for the first time as his running mate at an event Wednesday near his home in Wilmington, Delaware.

Posted by: Colin at August 12, 2020 07:11 AM (TOwRr)

917 So the crooked Somali fraud Ilhan Omar has won her MN primary, according to reports. That means she'll get yet another term in congress, and more opportunities to funnel her graft to her scummy new husband's firm.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2020 07:12 AM (k4dH2)

918 She was for rape before she was for rape.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 12, 2020 07:12 AM (pB6Gt)

919 914 Someone said that Kamala couldn't take over the presidency, as she is an anchor baby. By default it would go to Pelosi. Is that true?
Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)

She is a tax

Posted by: John Roberts at August 12, 2020 07:12 AM (HnqK5)

920 914 Someone said that Kamala couldn't take over the presidency, as she is an anchor baby. By default it would go to Pelosi. Is that true?
_________

No.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2020 07:13 AM (k4dH2)

921 Article II Section 1:

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President;

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 07:13 AM (iTXRQ)

922 Just go look up the new rules for Kamala

Reporting on the heritage of Black women or women of color perpetuates a misunderstanding about who is legitimately American

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

923 Those Trump 2020 signs ain't gonna steal themselves..

https://tinyurl.com/y4bh82mg

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 07:13 AM (3D/fK)

924 >>> She will appear with Biden for the first time as his running mate at an event Wednesday near his home in Wilmington, Delaware

Someone needs to photoshop her into a bathtub full of Corn Pops.

Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2020 07:14 AM (FgJKq)

925 Bussing little kids around for some social experiment or to achieve some racial quota number is and has always been a stupid idea.
You want your kid in a mostly white school, move to that district. You want your kid in a mostly black school, move to that district. The government needs to butt out. We are not rats in a lab.

Posted by: Case at August 12, 2020 07:14 AM (tWAkG)

926 914 Someone said that Kamala couldn't take over the presidency, as she is an anchor baby. By default it would go to Pelosi. Is that true?
Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)



No. Unfortunately. I don't even think she would be eligible for the vice presidency if she wasn't Elgible for the president. Now it probably should be the case that she's not eligible being an anchor baby but with how the SCOTUS and congress have defined natural born citizen she's eligible.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2020 07:14 AM (YcdWn)

927 >She will appear with Biden for the first time as his running mate at an event Wednesday near his home in Wilmington, Delaware.


his back yard
it's near his home and he'll know where he is

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 12, 2020 07:15 AM (iTXRQ)

928 @916

And wouldn't it be great if Durham chose the time of their joint press conference as the moment to announce indictments of the Coup Crew.


The split screen would be scrumulescent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2020 07:16 AM (xBxJz)

929 The problem? Her husband, who's 25, has apparently set up an "entire Taco Bell dining booth" in his home office.

--

And here I was angry about 25 years ago when Mr. Black wanted to put up a lifesize cutout of Darrell Waltrip in the den.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2020 07:16 AM (O+I8R)

930 914
Someone said that Kamala couldn't take over the presidency, as she is an
anchor baby. By default it would go to Pelosi. Is that true?

Posted by: Bruce at August 12, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)


Both of her parents were immigrants, don't know their legaility. But she was born in Oakland, CA

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2020 07:16 AM (mpXpK)

931 Nooooooooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 12, 2020 07:17 AM (OI/f2)

932 c section natural?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 12, 2020 07:18 AM (pB6Gt)

933 Good morning!

Coffee is ready and so is work.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 12, 2020 07:19 AM (437tU)

934 Harris was born in California, to two parents who were not Americans. Under the current mis-interpretation of our laws, that makes her a U.S. citizen. It shouldn't, but according to the courts, it does.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2020 07:19 AM (k4dH2)

935 Buen dia queridas.

Yesterday Mrs Franpsycho claimed she has a letter written by Kamala saying I'm awesome. I do not recall it and she has yet to produce it.

If she were to find it I suspect reading it out loud may cause a tear in the space time continuum.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2020 07:19 AM (JvZF+)

936 So the crooked Somali fraud Ilhan Omar has won her MN primary

--

Just when you allow yourself one iota of a chance that people aren't braindead true morons and no normal-functioning person would think her suitable anymore, the light goes out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2020 07:19 AM (O+I8R)

937 If you don't vote for me then you are not a bitch in heat.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 12, 2020 07:22 AM (pB6Gt)

938 @901 Looks real to me. A few more observations:

Twitter has clearly purged/lost the right. Comments for a conservative's tweets used to be about 60 R/40 L, now it's more like 10 R/90 L.

The talking point has gone out: Trump can't read (WTF) but Biden can (WTF?!).

It's not just the media gaslighting, it's the Left. "The phone isn't upside-down!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, with her two cents worth (adjust for inflation or deflation as necessary) at August 12, 2020 07:29 AM (XKZwp)

939 No. Unfortunately. I don't even think she would be eligible for the vice presidency if she wasn't Elgible for the president. Now it probably should be the case that she's not eligible being an anchor baby but with how the SCOTUS and congress have defined natural born citizen she's eligible.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2020 07:14 AM (YcdWn)


I love how key terms in the Constitution can be 'defined' as anything than what was conventional understanding at the time the words were written.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 12, 2020 07:36 AM (1g7ch)

940 Harris was born in California, to two parents who were not Americans. Under the current mis-interpretation of our laws, that makes her a U.S. citizen. It shouldn't, but according to the courts, it does.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2020 07:19 AM (k4dH2)


The 'Ark' case said very clearly that a person born to two LPRs was 'just as much a citizen as a natural born citizen' with regard to travel / re-entry to the US. It did not say the are 'Natural Born Citizens'.

Then again, Roe vs Wade says it is a Constiitutional Right to have your chloriquine whatever.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 12, 2020 07:42 AM (1g7ch)

941 923 Those Trump 2020 signs ain't gonna steal themselves..

https://tinyurl.com/y4bh82mg
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 12, 2020 07:13 AM (3D/fK)


From the link:

**Warning, the subject in the video displays what is considered by some to be an obscene hand gesture**

Did he make the "OK" sign? They blurred it out.

Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at August 12, 2020 07:46 AM (0CeRG)

942 Oh yes it is, in this brave new world. I believe it started in Ol' Blimey, as a way of not having to call out all the Muslim men causing all the crime.

The Asians you're thinking of are now called East Asians.

No, in the US Asians traditionally were more likely to be from eastern Asia and in the UK they were more likely to come from southern Asia.
No need to smear the British for dishonesty!

Posted by: jakefapper at August 12, 2020 11:51 AM (c9T9c)

943 No, in the US Asians traditionally were more likely to be from eastern Asia and in the UK they were more likely to come from southern Asia.
No need to smear the British for dishonesty!

Posted by: Ankit Blog at August 15, 2020 07:22 AM (PnjNr)

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