Tater: The Right Has Media Properties Devoted to "Tearing Down" Joe Biden, But the Left Doesn't Have Anything Like That for Trump

CNN chief medial reporter Brian Stelter beclowned himself yet again during Sunday's no-so Reliable Sources. Between raging at right-wing media and talk radio for questioning Joe Biden's mental lucidity, and claiming left-wing hacks like himself weren't dedicated to "tearing down" President Trump, Stelter was out to prove that he was willing to lie with impunity. And at one point, a guest floated the idea of weaponizing the Federal Communication Commission to target and presumably shut down right-wing talk radio.
Gaslighting his viewers from the get-go, Stelter hoped they wouldn't remember how he was among the first in the liberal media to demand the press start questioning Trump's mental health, as he railed against right-wing media for now questioning Biden's.

Here's that Mark Dice compilation of Tater repeatedly and histrionically questioning Trump's sanity.

.@brianstelter: "When you see entire media companies essentially exist to tear down Joe Biden, is there an equivalent of that on the left, tearing down Trump?"@emarvelous: "There really isn’t." pic.twitter.com/JlMkqAQeIW
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) August 9, 2020

Below, Mark Dice takes credit for launching Little Brian Stelter's career. Enjoy the part where Michael Wolffe gives him a brutal review, right into his fat pigface.

CNN’s Brian Stelter is trending for the first time. Here’s the true story of how he became the laughing stock of social media: pic.twitter.com/1lpDW7BlwB
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) August 9, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 12:54 PM

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1 Taters are not known for their self-awareness.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 12:54 PM (FtO5h)

2 1st

Posted by: Jmel at August 10, 2020 12:54 PM (4ZYW0)

3 Tater again

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 12:55 PM (ONvIw)

4 wow

Posted by: Max Power at August 10, 2020 12:55 PM (q177U)

5 Anyonw for an egg roll?

Posted by: Neil Bush at August 10, 2020 12:55 PM (oi+1u)

6 I figured that was just a ploy to get rage clicks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2020 12:56 PM (1ISKN)

7 Orange Man Bad!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 10, 2020 12:56 PM (q177U)

8 These are not people who believe that they are on track to win. These are people who are already justifying their loss.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 10, 2020 12:56 PM (SgjGX)

9 LOl- The Dice vid is awesome!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 12:56 PM (FtO5h)

10 Tater's career needs to be french fried

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 12:57 PM (ONvIw)

11 So close.

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 10, 2020 12:57 PM (RKLPC)

12 The lack of self awareness by Brian "The Weeble" Stelter would normally be shocking, but since it is XiNN, it isn't.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 12:57 PM (N39Ws)

13 This isn't delusion, it's GASLIGHTING.

They're trying to start the meme of Biden being unfairly painted as senile.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 12:57 PM (oVJmc)

14 Oceania has always been at war with

(yawn)

Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 12:57 PM (qXNVo)

15
Where is my order of raw fries?

We were promised "nood tater"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

16 CNN is Orangeman Bad Netwok

Posted by: jsg at August 10, 2020 12:58 PM (HnqK5)

17 Enjoy the part where Michael Wolffe gives him a brutal review, right into his fat pigface.

I mean no disrespect but you're a ridiculous figure. BURN!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 12:58 PM (FtO5h)

18 This makes perfect sense. I know it is hard - borderline impossible - but try to put yourself in Stelter's position. He doesn't see himself as a partisan hack carrying water for communist revolutionaries. He sees himself - and the rest of the cat house called the American press - as telling the truth. Trump is evil. They aren't partisan hacks trying to destroy Trump. They're truth-tellers up against the world. Nothing at all like the handful of talk radio outfits saying bad things about Biden.

It's delusional, but I suspect that most of them are honestly delusional. Like the shocking win Bush had in 2004. I forget which press whore it was who said something like, "I don't see how this could happen. I don't know anyone who voted for Bush." Probably true. Also indicative of the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 12:58 PM (hYcqw)

19 Stelter is just running their most successful play - accuse the opposition of what you're already doing.

Why ? Because it works on a lot of people. They can't concentrate long enough to puzzle out that the left is doing what they're accusing somebody else of doing.

That's all this is. And the beauty of the system ? Stelter's probably not even consciously doing this - it's all just reflexive for him now. He's been conditioned to this.

Posted by: Heh at August 10, 2020 12:58 PM (FZ6yD)

20 I often find myself wondering "does this guy really believe this, or is he just lying?" Stelter's either lying or he's mentally ill.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 12:58 PM (sWM8x)

21 15
Where is my order of raw fries?

We were promised "nood tater"!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

I know, but I'm out of brain bleach

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 12:59 PM (ONvIw)

22 Mr. Potato.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 12:59 PM (HaL55)

23 Taters are too starchy. Bad for your health.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 10, 2020 12:59 PM (7ZQe3)

24 Errin Haines is pissed that the MSM isn't getting more of Trump campaign dollars

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 12:59 PM (3aI0K)

25 I think the point of this is to define a position so in denial of what the right says that a discourse is impossisble. It really is less about making a point than telling liberals what their approved thoughts are. Liberals now know they must not concede rhat Trump is attacked, and believe Biden is persecuted. So they will.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (3pf6o)

26 >>> I often find myself wondering "does this guy really believe this, or is he just lying?" Stelter's either lying or he's mentally ill.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 12:58 PM (sWM8x)

Embrace the power of...AND

Posted by: Max Power at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (q177U)

27 So, I'm not saying that we should incite the guys at 4Chan to make some vague, IDK, 'thre@ts' about everyone in the MSM so they will go into hiding and STFU, but you know, I'm not not saying it.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (ZCiJZ)

28 Never forget: Stetler speculated that Trump had either severely beaten or killed Melania as an explanation for why she had done no public events for several weeks.

Beaten or killed by Trump

(She was sick and ended up having surgery).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (bDqIh)

29 I often find myself wondering "does this guy really believe this, or is
he just lying?" Stelter's either lying or he's mentally ill.

Potatoes aren't known for being very self-aware.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (HaL55)

30 Why don't they wear masks on air?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (1ISKN)

31 Might as well ask a fish if something smells fishy. It's also a reason why the Manhattan based media was utterly baffled why people wouldn't wear masks while they were mid outbreak. Manhattan isn't the center of the world for them, it's the whole thing. Sure there's vague, subhuman "people" living with dirt floors out there, but those Manhattan people are not just important, but really the only people worth considering.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (Wm5SB)

32 I hear that Jeff Zucker runs this Comedic Nonsense Network

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (3aI0K)

33 The gas is so thick anymore that the smallest spark is going to cause a conflagration.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (J70i0)

34 I laugh at Stetler's insousciance to the truth.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (5v5Zx)

35 The left is completely deranged and there is no common ground except peeing on their graves

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (tsZQ+)

36 I thought this fat, bald , prematurely old-looking potato made his bones as a "media analcyst?"

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (7ixfo)

37 I can't watch Stelter without hearing the squeak. OMG! What has Mark Dice done to my mind!!!!

Posted by: Draki at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (XTb1H)

38 if it weren't for the 24-7 anti-Trump onslaught coming from legacy media, PDT's approval would be in the 70s

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (DJFLF)

39 Could you imagine PDT agreeing to sit down with Stelter for an interview? Stelter would piss himself

Posted by: Jmel at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (4ZYW0)

40 This isn't delusion, it's GASLIGHTING.

They're trying to start the meme of Biden being unfairly painted as senile.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 12:57 PM

This. Pure battle space prep.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (ejd/p)

41 Lizzy-

And then DENIED he'd done it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (AD3JT)

42 They're trying to start the meme of Biden being unfairly painted as senile.

Oh, at some point they'll admit it. And it won't matter. Soon, it will be discrimination and 'rayciss' not to elect a senile man as president.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

43
Stelter cannot play Stelter any more.

Mark Dice owns his voice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:02 PM (pNxlR)

44 this was funny

Buck Sexton @BuckSexton

Starting to think maybe one day Stelter will show up on air for his final show, drop his voice 2 octaves and say "Got away with it as long as I could, guys. CNN finally figured it out."

Then put on a MAGA hat, hop on a Harley, and ride toward Texas.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 01:02 PM (rjE57)

45 35 The left is completely deranged and there is no common ground except peeing on their graves
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (tsZQ+)

It's wartime propaganda.

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:02 PM (ONvIw)

46 True fact: Potatoes are nature's miracle food.

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2020 01:02 PM (DJFLF)

47 Oh, he's an anal-ist all right.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:02 PM (FtO5h)

48 Stelter on CNN is like a Seinfeld episode where Constanza gets a TV news job.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at August 10, 2020 01:02 PM (l7udz)

49 Total derangement. And this is an allegedly educated man.

I dealt with him in 2009 when he was assigned to write my father's obit for the NY Times. He seemed sane, though his bias became evident in the final product. The Times knows who it is hiring.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 10, 2020 01:02 PM (H8QX8)

50 Well he does have the IQ of a potato...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 01:02 PM (PGQA2)

51 I now always hear Brian in the Mark Dice voice, even when it is Brian himself.

Posted by: rd at August 10, 2020 01:02 PM (+0uDE)

52 Yeah, what a shame that there are no media companies devoted to tearing down Trump.

Don LeMon and Rachel MadCow never do anything but sing Trump's praises on air. It's really sickening. Who can listen to that constant Trump ass-kissing all day long? And even on Fox, that Chris Wallace guy is always trying to convince people that Trump is a genius. It's so tiresome. Why are there no stations where we can go to hear Trump being viciously mocked and disparaged all day? There is a market niche that no media company is filling! Some enterprising soul could make a real killing if they would hire an on-air personality who is willing to criticize Trump, but sadly such people just don't seem to exist!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2020 01:03 PM (k4dH2)

53 18 This makes perfect sense. I know it is hard - borderline impossible - but try to put yourself in Stelter's position. He doesn't see himself as a partisan hack carrying water for communist revolutionaries. He sees himself - and the rest of the cat house called the American press - as telling the truth. Trump is evil. They aren't partisan hacks trying to destroy Trump. They're truth-tellers up against the world. Nothing at all like the handful of talk radio outfits saying bad things about Biden.

It's delusional, but I suspect that most of them are honestly delusional. Like the shocking win Bush had in 2004. I forget which press whore it was who said something like, "I don't see how this could happen. I don't know anyone who voted for Bush." Probably true. Also indicative of the problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 12:58 PM (hYcqw)

--------------

When dogs get rabies, the only solution is to put them down.

What was the question again?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 10, 2020 01:03 PM (sy5kK)

54
42 They're trying to start the meme of Biden being unfairly painted as senile

Joe has always stammered! You people are so cruel to mock him!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:03 PM (pNxlR)

55 The thing is, CNN is not a news organization. They exist to throw red meat to their dwindling audience. They don't even try to report news, they just give the people who watch what they want to hear and see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

56 If there was a fourth stooge...

Posted by: jsg at August 10, 2020 01:03 PM (HnqK5)

57 But there is anther gem buried in that pile of shit-- they admit that Trump is running a social media campaign and it's not even on their radar.

I keep saying, it's not that they don't know what they don't know-- they don't want to know what they don't know.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 10, 2020 01:04 PM (aO8Gd)

58 Brian Stelter is a little plagiarizing bitch.

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at August 10, 2020 01:04 PM (yL25O)

59 Joe has always stammered! You people are so cruel to mock him!

That one kills me. When, ever, in any speech or public appearance, in any time period or situation, has he EVER stammered? Even once?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

60 Stelter has 'tater eyes.

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2020 01:04 PM (Pqytn)

61 They're trying to start the meme of Biden being unfairly painted as senile.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 12:57 PM

Here's the problematic part - I doubt they received a memo suggesting to do it. Didn't need one.

Nope - we've got agencies and reporters all knocking themselves out trying to figure out how they can most help the cause. Goebbles would have given his left nut for a Propoganda Ministry full of self-motivated, eager to please socialists like today's media.

Posted by: Heh at August 10, 2020 01:04 PM (FZ6yD)

62 I call my man-boobs "Tater Tits!"

Posted by: Tater Stelter at August 10, 2020 01:05 PM (FtO5h)

63 Hasn't Stetler ever heard of The War on Carbs? This potato posing as an intelligent life-form bit is getting old rather quickly. Maybe he can do that thing with his mouth to David French, and get a seat on the flaccid Holier Than Thou Train.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2020 01:05 PM (VpIIl)

64 50 Well he does have the IQ of a potato...
Posted by: Anna Puma
___________

Excuse me? Are you serious?

Posted by: A Potato at August 10, 2020 01:05 PM (9vQJW)

65 Saw a meme using Brian Williams. Says "I told Blue Oyster Cult to use more cowbell".

Posted by: SFGoth at August 10, 2020 01:05 PM (KAi1n)

66
LOl- The Dice vid is awesome!

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 01:05 PM (HaL55)

67 So, I'm not saying that we should incite the guys at
4Chan to make some vague, IDK, 'thre@ts' about everyone in the MSM so
they will go into hiding and STFU, but you know, I'm not not saying it.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (ZCiJZ)
I'd said before I wish 4chan would dox the CNN types, only instead of saying tater lives here, say Hannity or Tucker lives here. That would be juicy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 10, 2020 01:05 PM (8B6Ng)

68 Stelter on CNN is like a Seinfeld episode where Constanza gets a TV news job.
Posted by: Brown Hornet

Change the title of "Reliable Sources" to "It's Not a Lie If You Believe It."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2020 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)

69 59 Joe has always stammered! You people are so cruel to mock him!

That one kills me. When, ever, in any speech or public appearance, in any time period or situation, has he EVER stammered? Even once?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzs

They're turning into "The King's Speech"

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:05 PM (ONvIw)

70 Tater! Come on man!

Posted by: Decomposing Joe at August 10, 2020 01:06 PM (gmo/4)

71 It's the Obama excuse, again and again and again.

Is Brian Stelter TRULY this stupid and oblivious, or is he a malevolent little turd who DOES know better, but simply doesn't care for the sake of the narrative?

Evil? Stupid? Some abomination-merger of the two?

YOU decide, gentle readers.

Posted by: acethepug at August 10, 2020 01:06 PM (qPKAe)

72 If you're happy and you know it

Clap your hands!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 10, 2020 01:06 PM (eFXb/)

73 Lets see Stelter interview Biden.

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (l3+k2)

74 I'd said before I wish 4chan would dox the CNN types, only instead of
saying tater lives here, say Hannity or Tucker lives here. That would be
juicy.

Oh, that's good.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (ZCiJZ)

75 There's no penalty for lying. They can say anything they want. See Covington kids.

Their only obligation is to keep feeding the hungry beast that's their base, and the base wants more than just orangemanbad to stay sated.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (+m99Z)

76
Could you imagine PDT agreeing to sit down with Stelter for an interview? Stelter would piss himself
Posted by: Jmel at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (4ZYW0)

'Tater would be sobbing, in the fetal position, and calling for his Mommy by the time it ended -- five minutes in ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (pNxlR)

77 All of those right wink media outlets like Daily Kos, Vox, CNN, Newsweek, NYT... all shilling for trump

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (o+zc9)

78 Hiss!

Posted by:  at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

79 Well he does have the IQ of a potato...
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 01:02 PM (PGQA2)
+++++++++
Come off it, Anna. I am a hard-working family man. I am good husband to wife, and always try to set the right example to my children. I don't miss work, I put a roof over my family's heads and food on the table. We go to to church on Sundays, and I've never accepted one thin dime of charity. I am no Mensa candidate, but I resent this equivalency you're drawing.

Posted by: Mr. Potatohead at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (hYcqw)

80 Another Yellow Fever victim?

Posted by: Basement Joe at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (5v5Zx)

81 They're going to need much more talented people to convince the public that Biden is intelligent.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (1ISKN)

82 My friends, what is even worse is that The Tater actually bred.
Some lowly strumpet allowed the Tater to slither into her nether regions one time.

Well, lets be honest. Twas probably her Bull.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (1+Jvs)

83 "It's Not A Lie If I Repeat It Often Enough"

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2020 01:08 PM (Pqytn)

84 Tater lives with lefties, works with lefties, parties with lefties and dines with lefties. He knows nothing else.
He is unable to consider any other line of thought.
He is a perfect example of the rest of the MSM.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 01:08 PM (axyOa)

85 Does Stetler do his shtick out of a ward for the mentally handicap? Most of America despises the media, and this fat load of bulbous shit is one main reasons why.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2020 01:08 PM (VpIIl)

86 Projection ain't just a river in Egypt...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 10, 2020 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

87 I wish i lived in the same kind of magical bubble. Life could be puppies and ice cream forevermore.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 10, 2020 01:08 PM (0OmEj)

88 Now now now, we wouldn't want to trigger this poor soul and cause him to weep uncontrollably in a fetal position on his tear-soaked, suspiciously-stained bed, would we?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2020 01:08 PM (PiwSw)

89 Every time I go see my nephroloy nurse, CNN is on in the waiting room. From the moment I walk in until I go to the room there is nothing but negativity toward Trump. I'm sure glad I decided quite some time ago to stop watching cable news. Trouble is, ABC World News Tonight has pretty much the same negativity.

Posted by: Bill R. at August 10, 2020 01:08 PM (wzzJf)

90 I laugh at Stetler's insousciance to the truth.

Mmmm, potato soup...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (HaL55)

91 52 Yeah, what a shame that there are no media companies devoted to tearing down Trump.
-----------

Some people here watch MSNBC or XiNN regularly. They respond, usually in disgust or astonishment at the stupidity, but they watch.

I can't last more than 5 minutes, and when I do flip in on, to me it is like going to the zoo and watch how the monkeys and lizards live and interact with other monkeys and lizards.

Take Tater, for instance. But I'm still trying to figure out if he is a monkey or a lizard.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (sy5kK)

92 56 If there was a fourth stooge...
---
He'd have to man up considerably to be a Stooge.

Posted by: Joe Besser at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (sWM8x)

93 What a fucking farce.

Posted by: nip at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (yoqcZ)

94 Tater salad

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (eFXb/)

95 88 Now now now, we wouldn't want to trigger this poor soul and cause him to weep uncontrollably in a fetal position on his tear-soaked, suspiciously-stained bed, would we?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2020 01:08 PM (PiwSw)

And we'd like it to be in a psych hospital!

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (ONvIw)

96 OT

I sure wish we could migrate the whole HQ main page to comments.mu.nu.

On Brave on Kindle, it takes five minutes before I can click a link, and half the time it clicks a different link, then I have to hit Back, and then wait five more minutes.

Are main and comments running on two different servers?

Because this page just works.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (j3jZX)

97 They're trying to start the meme of Biden being unfairly painted as senile

-
From the day he was born, he has been an ignorant, drooling, incontinent, whining, aphasic bitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (+y/Ru)

98 Rush going after Stelter now. Tater's having a very bad, no good, horrible day.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (7ZQe3)

99 Let's see Stelter feed Biden.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (RuIsu)

100 The only thing the right has to tear down Biden is their own videos from MSM appearances. So very devious of the right, just like them.

Posted by: Ripley at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (MxEKc)

101 I wish i lived in the same kind of magical bubble. Life could be puppies and ice cream forevermore.

#MeToo. I could just spout insane bullshit all day long and make millions doing it.

Must be nice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (HaL55)

102 I just want to know what leverage, what money, or what blackmail he used to get a job on camera. Its like putting Roseanne Barr on the catwalk to model clothes. I'm no supermodel either, but I wouldn't aspire to be a TV news anchor either

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

103
Stelter has 'tater eyes.Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2020 01:04 PM (Pqytn)

Head shaped like a thumb
Squeaks when he's tellin' lies
Another CNN bum
Stelter has those 'tater eyes.

Posted by: Zombie Kim Carnes at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (FZ6yD)

104 "He dreamed of being a TV star, but he ended up working for CNN."

Brutal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (hYcqw)

105 Let's finish up with 100 deep squats and some windsprints.

Posted by: RBG at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (5v5Zx)

106 59 Joe has always stammered! You people are so cruel to mock him!

That one kills me. When, ever, in any speech or public appearance,
in any time period or situation, has he EVER stammered? Even once?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzs

It's so sad to see the idiots on twatter reposting articles about "stuttering" when somebody puts up a post of Joe not knowing where he is and doing his free-form association shit.

Since when does stuttering make somebody forget what they were going to say? Or not be able to string a sentence together before going off on something else all together? In my 29 years, I've known a few stutterers, and at worse it takes the a while to get out a particular word. But, they always did, and they never forgot where they were going with a thought.

I'd think stutterers would take offense to being associated with a demented old fuck.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (8B6Ng)

107
Are main and comments running on two different servers?

Because this page just works.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (j3jZX)

I can't even get AOS to stop reloading on my iphone. Whatever the update that was done a bit back by Pixy causes the website to crash.

anyone else having this happen on their iphones? And i have tried Firefox- same thing as Safari. Crash and burn.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 10, 2020 01:11 PM (1+Jvs)

108 That's a great edit down of Dice's full-length Tater mockumentary, although I would've included the clip of Greg Gutfeld calling him "America's Hall Monitor". That really gets to why he's annoying.

Also, I still can't believe Tater is only 34. He looks more like 54.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 10, 2020 01:11 PM (ZGrMX)

109 99
Let's see Stelter feed Biden.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (RuIsu)

Heh, that scene from Deadwood...

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2020 01:11 PM (l3+k2)

110 They tell these lies because they think it's hilarious.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 01:11 PM (QLgXI)

111 Brian Stelter strikes me as the kind of guy who farts in public and tries to blame it on nearby children.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2020 01:11 PM (H5knJ)

112 They're trying to start the meme of Biden being unfairly painted as senile

The problem with this approach is that it takes like 30 seconds of watching his greatest hits to realize ... something is desperately wrong. Stroke, dementia, something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

113 42 They're trying to start the meme of Biden being unfairly painted as senile.

Oh, at some point they'll admit it. And it won't matter. Soon, it will be discrimination and 'rayciss' not to elect a senile man as president.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 01:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

=======

I to see a meme were Stelter is fairly painted *literally* as penile. Then he could get Uncle Joe so sniff his bald scalp until he ejaculates his brain.

Posted by: Neil Cavuto's Fat Head at August 10, 2020 01:11 PM (MkuC5)

114 I am no Mensa candidate, but I resent this equivalency you're drawing.

Posted by: Mr. Potatohead at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (hYcqw)
Spud Lives Matter!

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2020 01:12 PM (DJFLF)

115 I can't even get AOS to stop reloading on my iphone. Whatever the update that was done a bit back by Pixy causes the website to crash.

anyone else having this happen on their iphones? And i have tried Firefox- same thing as Safari. Crash and burn.

The HQ's fine on my iPhone as long as I don't spend too much time on the main page. Comments, which are a separate server with no ads, are trouble-free.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 10, 2020 01:12 PM (ZGrMX)

116 102 I just want to know what leverage, what money, or what blackmail he used to get a job on camera.
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Carb privilege.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 01:12 PM (sWM8x)

117 f there was a fourth stooge...
---
He'd have to man up considerably to be a Stooge.
Posted by: Joe Besser at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (sWM8x)

Actually Tater, LeMon and Andy Cooper are the Three SPLOOGES

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 01:12 PM (7ixfo)

118 82 My friends, what is even worse is that The Tater actually bred.
Some lowly strumpet allowed the Tater to slither into her nether regions one time.

Well, lets be honest. Twas probably her Bull.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (1+Jvs)

Tater tots? No way

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:12 PM (ONvIw)

119 Someone should take the famous Hindenburg video and #DeepFake a likeness of Stelter on it.

Caption it "Brian Stelter gaslights one too many times ..."

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2020 01:12 PM (X0jwR)

120 Yeah, Tater is white and not gay (allegedly). How he got a job on CNN is a mystery.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2020 01:12 PM (1ISKN)

121 Stop it! Seriously you guys, you're gonna make me cry.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at August 10, 2020 01:12 PM (mNhhD)

122 I just watched 2 mins of the Biden - Ryan debate.

He barely looks the same, let alone sounds the same.

He's gone, baby.

Posted by: MJ at August 10, 2020 01:12 PM (gAMkn)

123 golf clappers went over 2 decibels. Arrest them all and handcuff masks upon them too.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 10, 2020 01:13 PM (pB6Gt)

124 If there is ever a remake of Deliverance, Brian Stelter would be the perfect Bobby Trippe.

Posted by: JROD at August 10, 2020 01:13 PM (0jZnq)

125
Also, I still can't believe Tater is only 34. He looks more like 54.
Posted by: Ian S

I'll take "Stones or Pounds?" for $300, please, Alex!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:13 PM (pNxlR)

126 He's Taters O'Brian.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 10, 2020 01:13 PM (ElqsY)

127 I spudder every night on TV.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at August 10, 2020 01:13 PM (mNhhD)

128 96 OT

I sure wish we could migrate the whole HQ main page to comments.mu.nu.

On Brave on Kindle, it takes five minutes before I can click a link, and half the time it clicks a different link, then I have to hit Back, and then wait five more minutes.

Are main and comments running on two different servers?

Because this page just works.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 10, 2020 01:09 PM (j3jZX)

Ads vs no ads.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2020 01:13 PM (YcdWn)

129
Stelter has 'tater eyes.Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2020 01:04 PM (Pqytn)

---------

Gobbled up so many treats
Ate 'em all, took my chances
Went the distance, now I can't see my feet
Half a man with the hunger of five

So many times, it happens too fast
You crack a toilet for glory
Don't lose your grip on the meals gone past
You must fight just to keep them inside

It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the millionth bite
Bulkin' up to the weight of a freighter
And the fat, sweaty beta snacks again in the night
And he's watchin' us all... with the Eye of the Tater

Face to plate, it's time to eat
Hangin' moobs, stayin' hungry
He stacks the table with a pile of sweets
For any meal, he'll steal, he'll connive

It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the millionth bite
Bulkin' up to the weight of a freighter
And the fat, sweaty beta snacks again in the night
And he's watchin' us all... with the Eye of the Tater

Scale shot straight to the top
Had the gut, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Half a man with the hunger of five

It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the millionth bite
Bulkin' up to the weight of a freighter
And the fat, sweaty beta snacks again in the night
And he's watchin' us all... with the Eye of the Tater

The Eye of the Tater

Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at August 10, 2020 01:14 PM (PVQkd)

130 Beaten or killed by Trump

(She was sick and ended up having surgery).
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 01:00 PM (bDqIh)

Yeah. Sick of Trump's lies!!!

Posted by: Brian Potato at August 10, 2020 01:14 PM (QLgXI)

131 Potatos is the fruit of the earth. There's julienne, shoestring, crinkle cut, tots, steak fries, home fries, hash browns, au gratin, baked, twice baked, mashed, chips, and stetler. That's about it I guess.

Posted by: Bubba at August 10, 2020 01:14 PM (5v5Zx)

132 I just want to know what leverage, what money, or
what blackmail he used to get a job on camera. Its like putting
Roseanne Barr on the catwalk to model clothes. I'm no supermodel
either, but I wouldn't aspire to be a TV news anchor either

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

Back when he was at the University of Maryland he started a website about TV news (appropriately called TV Newser) and he got a lot of scoops. It was a must-read for anyone in the TV news business as well as anyone connected with it, including in places like NYC and DC. He eventually sold it to an organization (sorry, can't remember which). So it's pretty easy to argue he is where he is because of that website and the sources he cultivated because of it.

Posted by: Vendette at August 10, 2020 01:14 PM (p2kj9)

133 Fucking Mark Dice kills me.

He has completely owned that pudgy little potato man.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 01:14 PM (tTFE3)

134 An animatronic Magic 8 Ball would be more enlightening than this sack of triglycerides.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 10, 2020 01:14 PM (aibhY)

135 Change the title of "Reliable Sources" to "It's Not a Lie If You Believe It."

How apropotato.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 01:14 PM (HaL55)

136
Some lowly strumpet allowed the Tater to slither into her nether regions one time

Twice. He and their mother have two 'TatercTots.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:15 PM (pNxlR)

137 What reality has Tater been living in for the past five years?

Posted by: Surfperch at August 10, 2020 01:15 PM (tVQUs)

138 I just want to know what leverage, what money, or what blackmail he used to get a job on camera.

_______

I'm pretty sure it was that perty mouth of his ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2020 01:15 PM (X0jwR)

139 Tater's only 35 years old, too. Looks like he's at least 50.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 10, 2020 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

140 82 My friends, what is even worse is that The Tater actually bred.
Some lowly strumpet allowed the Tater to slither into her nether regions one time.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 10, 2020 01:07 PM (1+Jvs)

Um, ew.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2020 01:16 PM (Ez6QX)

141 The Eye of the Tater

*sniff* That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 01:16 PM (HaL55)

142 Long ago I had a boss who stuttered. One of the worst phrases for him was "purchase order." He just couldn't get that one out: "Guy, please bring me the pur-pur-pur-pur-pur-purchase order."

Kinda sucked that due to the nature of his job, he had to say it dozens of times per day. Then again, the guy was a total prick, so...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:16 PM (FtO5h)

143 I was perusing twitter (i know) the other day and saw Jonah G. was talking about chicken breasts vs thighs.
Couldn't help laughing thinking about ace's torching Goldberg for those type of gay tweets.

Posted by: harley at August 10, 2020 01:17 PM (2EU+/)

144 CNN should sell ad space on his forehead. Help the bottom line.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2020 01:17 PM (1ISKN)

145 136
Some lowly strumpet allowed the Tater to slither into her nether regions one time

Twice. He and their mother have two 'TatercTots.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:15 PM (pNxlR)

I don't know if evolutionary biology allows a micro-penis to actually impregnate a female, much less twice.

Ergo, enter The Bull.
And The Bull did Enter.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 10, 2020 01:17 PM (1+Jvs)

146
Twice. He and their mother have two 'TatercTots.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:15 PM (pNxlR)

Are therir names Julienned and Gratinee

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:17 PM (ONvIw)

147 I almost spit out my SlimFast shake when I saw these awful, awful comments.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at August 10, 2020 01:17 PM (mNhhD)

148 As a child, he used to pretend he was a journalist in his parents' basement. Now he pretends to be one on CNN.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 10, 2020 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

149
Biden's not senile

Trump has no path

Benghazi was a spontaneous YouTube protest

Hillary had no intent

The Covington Boy is a bully

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 01:17 PM (QLgXI)

150 How many Kohns make a Tater?

Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 01:17 PM (yvnmY)

151 Fucking Mark Dice kills me.

He has completely owned that pudgy little potato man.

Tater reportedly gets *really* french-fried if you mention Dice to him.

Steven Crowder's "Helter Stelter" music video is good too, but may induce nightmares. (The moon with the face of Tater.... brrrrrr).

Posted by: Ian S. at August 10, 2020 01:18 PM (ZGrMX)

152 CNN is a series of Tubers!

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 01:18 PM (tTFE3)

153 PDT says Gettysburg' or White House for acceptance speech. Gettysburg please.

Posted by: Tuna at August 10, 2020 01:18 PM (gLRfa)

154 Kinda sucked that due to the nature of his job, he
had to say it dozens of times per day. Then again, the guy was a total
prick, so...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:16 PM (FtO5h)

That's weird.

We always called them "PO's" He must have been a glutton for punishment.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 10, 2020 01:18 PM (8B6Ng)

155 What reality has Tater been living in for the past five years?
Posted by: Surfperch at August 10, 2020 01:15 PM (tVQUs)

The one where he lies constantly.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 01:18 PM (QLgXI)

156 Sports Illustrated says it's the myocarditis supposedly caused by the WooHoo that's motivating conferences to cancel football.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 01:19 PM (sWM8x)

157 147 I almost spit out my SlimFast shake when I saw these awful, awful comments.

May I poke you in the belly so I can hear you go "TEE-HEE"?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:19 PM (FtO5h)

158 Brian Stelter is CNN's House Eunuch.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at August 10, 2020 01:19 PM (fBtlL)

159
SlimFast shake

Uh, sure ... if you say so, Tater.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:19 PM (pNxlR)

160 I saw Sack of Triglycerides open for Lipitor and The Fibrates at the Hollywood Bowl in '99.

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2020 01:19 PM (X0jwR)

161 I've never seen a stutterer introduce their wife as their sister.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 01:20 PM (JKNZq)

162 I don't know if it was covered here or not (if so, I missed it), but I read over the weekend that the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals put out another order last week concerning that Aug. 11th en banc hearing in the Flynn case. The order says that the parties should be prepared to brief to the court the issue of whether Judge Sullivan should recuse himself or be disqualified by the appeals court from continuing to preside over the case.

That doesn't sound too good for Sullivan. Given what he has done in the case (e.g., calling Flynn a traitor, making himself into an interested party, etc.) it's hard to see how even a bunch of Dim judges can conclude anything other than that Sullivan is hopelessly compromised and unfit to continue as the judge.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2020 01:20 PM (k4dH2)

163 That's weird.

We always called them "PO's" He must have been a glutton for punishment.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 10, 2020 01:18 PM (8B6Ng)

As I recall, he'd just go P-P-P-P-P-O

He must have felt the long way was slightly easier.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:20 PM (FtO5h)

164 Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

165 161 I've never seen a stutterer introduce their wife as their sister.

------------------------

Or kiss his granddaughter on the mouth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2020 01:20 PM (1ISKN)

166 Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at August 10, 2020 01:14 PM (PVQkd)

Best comment I've seen here in a while.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 10, 2020 01:20 PM (tVQUs)

167 If only we could somehow get Biden to misspell "potato." Because I know by doing this one thing, the commie left-wing media will be scandalized and aghast over this failure. They will replay this massive spelling error in a continuous loop for weeks. All previous support and goodwill for Biden will abruptly end. This is their weak point and they will not tolerate "potato" being misspelled. We know this to be true.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 10, 2020 01:20 PM (T2NR8)

168 I call my man-boobs "Tater Tits!"
Posted by: Tater Stelter at August 10, 2020 01:05 PM (FtO5h)
......

What do you call the ones on your back?

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2020 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

169
Yeah, I too was frankly stunned that someone let that supine, adipose maggot-human hybrid rut on her and then whelped its offspring outside of some kind of ungodly Red Army laboratory where she was forced into it at gunpoint.

But then I read she was a local reporter in NY, and it clicked into place. Some people will do anything for status in the media world.

Absolutely anything, and this proves it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 01:21 PM (PVQkd)

170 Dice is right, tho. I wouldn't know Tater's name if it weren't for Dice's voiceovers.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 10, 2020 01:21 PM (j3jZX)

171 Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.

New potatoes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 01:21 PM (HaL55)

172 The Eye of the Tater

Well my name's Brian Stelter - CNN press whore
Just ate a bowl of mac and cheese and some brownies before
You hardly ever see Joe Biden around here
Jill only lets him out about twice a year
He'd sniff a little girls hair in the handshake line
Everybody knew he thought them young 'uns were fine
Now the right wingers wanna' elect Trump real bad
Heading to the polls with ever'thang they had
But I know a thing or two about vote rigging don't ya' know
You better not cross this tater head chode.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Earl at August 10, 2020 01:21 PM (FZ6yD)

173 142 Long ago I had a boss who stuttered. One of the worst phrases for him was "purchase order." He just couldn't get that one out: "Guy, please bring me the pur-pur-pur-pur-pur-purchase order."

Kinda sucked that due to the nature of his job, he had to say it dozens of times per day. Then again, the guy was a total prick, so...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:16 PM (FtO5h)

Funniest stuttering scene ever filmed was in "My Cousin Vinnie", the Lawyer who can't handle pressure in front of the courtroom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 01:21 PM (Kpl3J)

174 >>Sports Illustrated says it's the myocarditis supposedly caused by the WooHoo that's motivating conferences to cancel football.

Actually LOVING the fact that there will be no College Football.

Fucking ESPN is gonna go belly up before this Chinee Flu shit is done with.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 01:21 PM (tTFE3)

175 How many Kohns make a Tater?

Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 01:17 PM (yvnmY)

1:1

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 10, 2020 01:22 PM (88+cf)

176 Tater probably suffers from under boob sweat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 01:22 PM (ptqGC)

177 We need to give Tater an umbrella and a gate.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:22 PM (qYKU9)

178 153 PDT says Gettysburg' or White House for acceptance speech. Gettysburg please.

Posted by: Tuna at August 10, 2020 01:18 PM (gLRfa)

_________

"OMG -- Trump is politicizing the Civil War and desecrating the graves of the fallen. IMPEACH!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2020 01:22 PM (X0jwR)

179 >Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.

spuds

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:22 PM (iTXRQ)

180 GETTYSBURG!!!!

oh wow that would be INCREDIBLE

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 10, 2020 01:23 PM (j9HX3)

181
Sports Illustrated says it's the myocarditis supposedly caused by the WooHoo that's motivating conferences to cancel football.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 01:19 PM (sWM8x)

Look for SI to take the tranny swimsuit issue to a quarterly offering to cover revenue losses. That'll become a monthly issue within one year.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:23 PM (pNxlR)

182 20 I often find myself wondering "does this guy really believe this, or is he just lying?" Stelter's either lying or he's mentally ill.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 12:58 PM (sWM8x)

In addition to closely resembling George Costanza, Stelter also thinks like him. "It's not a lie if you believe it."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 10, 2020 01:23 PM (H3MF8)

183 >>>Tater has two kids.

Humping tends to increase your 'tater yield.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 01:23 PM (tTFE3)

184 Funniest thing I've read this whole week:

Bill McKinney used "squeal like a pig" for his website until his death.

I do know it's just Monday.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2020 01:24 PM (RuIsu)

185 It's very hard to predetermine events meaning before the facts steamroll you into a new parking lot at Taco Bell. Right in the Crip space.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 10, 2020 01:24 PM (pB6Gt)

186 >Funniest stuttering scene ever filmed was in "My Cousin Vinnie", the Lawyer who can't handle pressure in front of the courtroom.
Posted by: Tom Servo

that was funny AF

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:24 PM (iTXRQ)

187 Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.

Tater tots.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 10, 2020 01:24 PM (88+cf)

188 So it's pretty easy to argue he is where he is because of that website and the sources he cultivated because of it.

Yeah but even if that's the case, that gets you a show, maybe or a job as a reporter, not an anchor for crying out loud. News anchors have two jobs: read the news in a pleasing manner and look good.

He does neither.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

189 Don't bend over in the garden Granny, that Tater's got eyes!
#MeToo

Posted by: Bert G at August 10, 2020 01:24 PM (OMsf+)

190 164 Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

How?

Do the Taters climb into a brown bag and eventually the eyes start growing?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 10, 2020 01:24 PM (sy5kK)

191 Trouble is, ABC World News Tonight has pretty much the same negativity.
Posted by: Bill R. at August 10, 2020 01:08 PM (wzzJf)

They all do. No exceptions.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 10, 2020 01:25 PM (H8QX8)

192 Come on Muldoon, Lyin' Brian tater limerick, please?

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:25 PM (ONvIw)

193 I'm trying to imagine the woman who would find Tater hot enough to marry him.

I can't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

194 Jane!

Saw this the other day and thought of you (it's Cookie Monster):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDxgn-LS520

Posted by: Vendette at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (p2kj9)

195 Stetler is not a Devo fanboy. Just making that clear.

Posted by: Mark Mothersbaugh at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (5v5Zx)

196
Funniest stuttering scene ever filmed was in "My Cousin Vinnie", the Lawyer who can't handle pressure in front of the courtroom.
Posted by: Tom Serv

Apparently his scene in front of the jury required many takes because jury members could not stop laughing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (pNxlR)

197 179 >Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.
- - - - - -

Yeah. Ponder that.

Posted by: Tater's Mailman at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (QLgXI)

198 >>Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.

or his wife asking if Mr Tuber can come out to play
maybe she's a pudge too
like a candied yam or something

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (iTXRQ)

199 I'm trying to imagine the woman who would find Tater hot enough to marry him.

He has to be pretty wealthy at this point. For some women, all they see are dollar signs, like guys who only see boobs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

200 Waves to Vendette

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

201 Stelter took third place in a Brian Stelter Sound-Alike contest.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (kfcYC)

202 >>193
I'm trying to imagine the woman who would find Tater hot enough to marry him.
I can't. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

Melissa Click, redhaired homely former University of Missouri professor/troll. Or something like that.

Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 01:27 PM (yvnmY)

203 197 179 >Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.
- - - - - -

Yeah. Ponder that.
Posted by: Tater's Mailman at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (QLgXI)

Yeah it would be better to say that Tater's wife has two kids.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2020 01:27 PM (YcdWn)

204 Sports Illustrated says it's the myocarditis supposedly caused by the WooHoo that's motivating conferences to cancel football.

ha ha ha what utter BS

oh guess what SAME WITH THE FLU

oh guess what SAME WITH BAD COLDS

what on earth is going on with the medical profession here?!?! it boggles the mind

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 10, 2020 01:28 PM (j9HX3)

205 heh, I like the crying Stelter on Dice's youtube header

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 01:28 PM (rjE57)

206 Let me guess, Tater went to an Ivy League skool.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:28 PM (qYKU9)

207 197 179 >Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.
- - - - - -

Yeah. Ponder that.
Posted by: Tater's Mailman at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (QLgXI)

Better you than me.

Posted by: the Paolo at August 10, 2020 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

208 Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.
- - - - - -

Yeah. Ponder that.
Posted by: Tater's Mailman

Zackley. Tater's WIFE has two kids.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 01:29 PM (U3fW+)

209 197 179 >Tater has two kids.

Ponder that.
- - - - - -

Yeah. Ponder that.
Posted by: Tater's Mailman at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (QLgXI)

Yeah it would be better to say that Tater's wife has two kids.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2020 01:27 PM (YcdWn)

It's the shorts that gets her hotted up.

Posted by: UPS Driver at August 10, 2020 01:29 PM (5v5Zx)

210 Anyone know if Krogers will do alcohol and tobacco products for delivery? How does that work with age verification and all - do they check your ID when they deliver? Or just plain you can't order those items for delivery?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:29 PM (FtO5h)

211
Yeah it would be better to say that Tater's wife has two kids.
Posted by: Buzzion

She's the mother of two; he's the father of none.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:29 PM (pNxlR)

212 199 I'm trying to imagine the woman who would find Tater hot enough to marry him.

He has to be pretty wealthy at this point. For some women, all they see are dollar signs, like guys who only see boobs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

Her name is Jamie Shupak, she's kinda pretty. he must have $$$

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:29 PM (ONvIw)

213 I wanna' live
With an edible girl
I could be happy
The rest of my life
With an edible girl

A dreamer of buffets
I eat day and night
You see us together
Until I need a snack light
My edible girl

Ten maple bear claws
A cheesecake so real
My thumb head relaxes
And waits for my next meal
My edible girl

Posted by: Zombie Neil Young at August 10, 2020 01:30 PM (FZ6yD)

214 206 Let me guess, Tater went to an Ivy League skool.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:28 PM (qYKU9)

Towson

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:30 PM (ONvIw)

215
I'm trying to imagine the woman who would find Tater hot enough to marry him.
I can't. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

--------

Stelter is like the anti-Man. The contempt his wife feels for him is second only to her contempt for her face in the mirror. It must take an army of Paolos to quench that shame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 01:31 PM (PVQkd)

216
Her name is Jamie Shupak, she's kinda pretty. he must have $$$

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:29 PM

I have an idea for a song...

Posted by: Joe Jackson at August 10, 2020 01:31 PM (rgWqH)

217 He has to be pretty wealthy at this point. For some women, all they see are dollar signs, like guys who only see boobs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

_________

How dare you, sir! I also see asses ...

j/k of course

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2020 01:31 PM (X0jwR)

218 So it's pretty easy to argue he is where he is because of that website and the sources he cultivated because of it.

Yeah but even if that's the case, that gets you a show, maybe or a
job as a reporter, not an anchor for crying out loud. News anchors have
two jobs: read the news in a pleasing manner and look good.

He does neither.

I'm pretty sure that, were Mr. Potato to be removed from the "news" industry, he'd be useless. Not that he has any real utility now. He simply doesn't know how to add value to life in any substantial way. He has no real life skills that I'm aware of.

I doubt he can even change a flat tire.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 01:32 PM (HaL55)

219 211
Yeah it would be better to say that Tater's wife has two kids.
Posted by: Buzzion

She's the mother of two; he's the father of none.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

pretty sure Tater couldn't find the same hole twice

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 10, 2020 01:32 PM (FZYNt)

220 Anyone know if Krogers will do alcohol and tobacco products for delivery? How does that work with age verification and all - do they check your ID when they deliver? Or just plain you can't order those items for delivery?
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Aldi's does beer and wine sales on pickup and they verify at your vehicle via your dl. Wife had to take a class/pass a TABC class for selling/delivering.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 01:32 PM (U3fW+)

221 It's remarkable how often these degenerates don't merely spew random nonsense, but shriek the opposite of what every non-mentally ill person knows to be the case.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, not dissatisfied with his RNA the way it is at August 10, 2020 01:32 PM (BRkq2)

222 Towson? Fuck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:32 PM (qYKU9)

223 I doubt he can even change a flat tire.
Piss off. I carry a spare tire with me wherever I go.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at August 10, 2020 01:33 PM (FZ6yD)

224 Re: Tater == kohn

In Europe, they use the Imperial Tater which equals 1.2 US Taters.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2020 01:33 PM (PiwSw)

225 She's the mother of two; he's the father of none.

Momma's babies, Daddy's maybe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 01:33 PM (HaL55)

226
210 Anyone know if Krogers will do alcohol and tobacco products for delivery? How does that work with age verification and all - do they check your ID when they deliver? Or just plain you can't order those items for delivery?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:29 PM (FtO5h)

Apparently the alcohol is available for the pickup and delivery options. At least at my store. No clue on tobacco.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2020 01:33 PM (YcdWn)

227 Towson? Fuck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:32 PM (qYKU9)

Fog mirror territory

Posted by: Boswell at August 10, 2020 01:33 PM (w2LAm)

228 "It's not a lie if you believe it." George Costanza

Posted by: Venus at August 10, 2020 01:34 PM (iYXhj)

229 I take it back about the kids being named Julienned and Gratinee. He has a boy, so it's Gratinee and Chip, of course.

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:34 PM (ONvIw)

230 Gaslighting a Strawman could be dangerous.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2020 01:34 PM (7IKAb)

231 203 vs 208.

Dayum. Dead guy moves fast.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 01:34 PM (U3fW+)

232 Pretty sure myocarditis and the other problems mentioned as side-effects of C19 also occur from influenza and a few other infections. At similar rates (not high).

But what are facts and common sense in a medieval society?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 10, 2020 01:34 PM (OTzUX)

233 I have an idea for a song...
Posted by: Joe Jackson at August 10, 2020 01:31 PM (rgWqH)

Pretty women out walkin' with potatoes down my street...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:34 PM (FtO5h)

234
Without regard to intellectual heft, Sally Kohn could beat the living daylights out of Stelter in a fistfight. I'd bet on <20s from first swing to desultory, flabby tapout.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 01:34 PM (PVQkd)

235 Just think, Tater beat out countless others to get hired at that junkyard news org.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2020 01:35 PM (O+I8R)

236 Apparently the alcohol is available for the pickup and delivery options. At least at my store. No clue on tobacco.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2020 01:33 PM (YcdWn)

Thanks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:35 PM (FtO5h)

237 >Anyone know if Krogers will do alcohol and tobacco products for delivery?

search for it and see if you get results

if you can't add it to your online cart, they don't-
not even stamps, which I wanted

(I'm using a King Sooper in Denver Metro)

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:35 PM (iTXRQ)

238 232 Pretty sure myocarditis and the other problems mentioned as side-effects of C19 also occur from influenza and a few other infections. At similar rates (not high).

But what are facts and common sense in a medieval society?
Posted by: rhomboid at August 10, 2020 01:34 PM (OTzUX)

This is true, but let's not spoil the scare tactic/

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:35 PM (ONvIw)

239 She's the mother of two; he's the father of none.

Momma's babies, Daddy's maybe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

And just HOW can you be so sure it's the hers?

Posted by: Blonde Chick at August 10, 2020 01:35 PM (U3fW+)

240 I know I've never seen his show, but then again I haven't seen CNN for many years. How many people even know he exists? What could be more idiotic and ridiculous than an airhead like him discussing the other airheads of TV "news"?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 10, 2020 01:36 PM (OTzUX)

241 Tater must be fried if he believes his own bullshit

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 01:36 PM (7ixfo)

242 Her name is Jamie Shupak, she's kinda pretty. he must have $$$

I'd charitably call her "average" due to RBF. Then again, if you had to see Tater naked, you'd develop quite the facial tic.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 10, 2020 01:36 PM (ZGrMX)

243 raging at right-wing media and talk radio for questioning Joe Biden's mental lucidity

Just think how easily you could disprove that. One uninterrupted thirty-second clip of Joe answering a question should dispel any myths, right? Maybe CNN just doesn't have the resources to save video clips.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2020 01:36 PM (ELgVT)

244 Brian Stelter
Helter Skelter
The Byrds flew off with a fall out shelter

Burma shave

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 10, 2020 01:36 PM (vcOmj)

245 Stelter by any measure is a cocksucker.

Like Maher and other such ilk is unwatchable.
So AOSHQ gives me updates without the pain of listening to it.

Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2020 01:36 PM (2zfum)

246 What will Tater do after CNN? Where do go after that? Does he move to France?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:36 PM (qYKU9)

247 >But what are facts and common sense in a medieval society?

blood-letting
holes in skulls to let the bad vapors out
leeches

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:37 PM (iTXRQ)

248 the semen were angry that day my friend

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 10, 2020 01:37 PM (pB6Gt)

249 Stelter is so odd-looking that even if he went on a diet and worked out and lost 100lbs, he'd still look weird.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 01:37 PM (7ixfo)

250 Pretty sure myocarditis and the other problems mentioned as side-effects of C19 also occur from influenza and a few other infections. At similar rates (not high).

But what are facts and common sense in a medieval society?
Posted by: rhomboid

Burn the witch!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 01:37 PM (U3fW+)

251 CN, if only we had, say, some lavishly funded prestigious institutions, and leaders who are decision-makers, to help us avoid any kind of ignorant, reckless, calamitous kinds of reactions to events like epidemics.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 10, 2020 01:37 PM (OTzUX)

252 Gaslighting a Strawman could be dangerous.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2020 01:34 PM (7IKAb)

What an interesting phrase. I do believe I'm going to have to borrow it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 01:37 PM (TAXCv)

253 The funny thing to me aboutt the Bikin' Biden video? What's the one, universally agreed on activity you never forget how to do?
C'mon, man, it's like ridin' a bike!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2020 01:38 PM (7Fj9P)

254 Look we in the media know there is no media conspiracy to "Get Trump."

Death to Trump!!!

I say again it fascist right wing Trump supporters that think the media is trying to get the racist and fascist Trump with our anti-Trump lies.

DEATH TO TRUMP!!!!!!

Posted by: Brian Power Bottom Stelter at August 10, 2020 01:38 PM (pw+jk)

255 (I'm using a King Sooper in Denver Metro)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:35 PM (iTXRQ)

Teah, I'm King Soopers too. I've never ordered online, that's why I asked. I don't have an account yet and not sure if I'm going to do it. That's why I couldn't just lok it up.

But every time I go in a store anymore I feel the urge to beat people with tire irons, so I'm considering it. I'd like to be able to get beer and e-cig cartridges if I'm going to go with delivery.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:38 PM (FtO5h)

256 Stelter is so odd-looking that even if he went on a diet and worked out and lost 100lbs, he'd still look weird.

--

He's pure dork. I'd like to see what his high school classmates thought of him way back when.

Voted Most Likely to Grow Underground?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2020 01:38 PM (O+I8R)

257
What will Tater do after CNN? Where do go after that? Does he move to France?
Posted by: Puddin Head

He auditions for the role of Tattoo in the forthcoming remake of "Fantasy Island".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:38 PM (pNxlR)

258 But what are facts and common sense in a medieval society?

blood-letting
holes in skulls to let the bad vapors out
leeches
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:37 PM (iTXRQ)

We laugh, but those things must have worked SOMETIMES at least, otherwise, they wouldn't have done it for as long as they did.

Same with that long-beaked mask

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 01:39 PM (7ixfo)

259 But what are facts and common sense in a medieval society?
---
I wish they'd find out if Stacy Abrams floats.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 01:39 PM (sWM8x)

260 This is true, but let's not spoil the scare tactic/
Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:35 PM (ONvIw)

No matter, they've got plenty more lined up if that one fails. It's all they do now.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 10, 2020 01:39 PM (H8QX8)

261 Pretty sure Jeff Zucker is guiding Mini Me Tater.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:39 PM (qYKU9)

262 Tater went to a public university in MD that I never heard of called "Towson"

Wikipedia says it started as a college for teachers -- so probably for women but expended over time.

Tater's wikipedia says he was raised Methodist but he is "not religious." He married a Jewish woman and they are raising their 2 daughters Jewish -- so he's a basic atheist, beta pussy letting his wife make the decisions.

OTOH, I'm surprised he found a woman with low enough standards to marry him, but on the other, I know for a fact there are women out there who will put up with anything to not be alone.

Posted by: Venus at August 10, 2020 01:39 PM (iYXhj)

263 >>I'm pretty sure that, were Mr. Potato to be removed from the "news" industry, he'd be useless. Not that he has any real utility now. He simply doesn't know how to add value to life in any substantial way. He has no real life skills that I'm aware of.

Hate to break it to you, but Stetler has written books and one of them about Morning TV was made into an an Appletv tv show with Jennifer Anniston.

I don't get it either, but he's connected enough to get these opportunities.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 01:39 PM (bDqIh)

264 Anyone know if Krogers will do alcohol and tobacco products for delivery?

I love private enterprise, but what good is our Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms if you can't even order stuff from them?

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2020 01:39 PM (pbStR)

265 Tater is the Kaizer Soze of the Fake News Criminal Empire. What you see on CNN is just his Verbal Kint persona.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 10, 2020 01:40 PM (BRpqW)

266 R.I.P. - Pro Wrestling legend 'Kamala' Harris Dead at 70

weird

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 01:40 PM (rjE57)

267 Brian "Moobs" Stelter was the kid that was picked on by the kids we picked on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 10, 2020 01:40 PM (pw+jk)

268 Maybe CNN just doesn't have the resources to save video clips.

They believe three things.

1) President Trump is the worst evil imaginable and any price or person it takes to remove him from power is acceptable.
2) It is a matter of national security and the future of the world to conceal Biden's mental problems, like FDR's wheelchair bound status in WW2. They're being HEROES
3) Even if this wasn't true, their dwindling viewers think it is, and they have to pander to that or shut down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

269 Gaslighting a Strawman could be dangerous.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2020 01:34 PM (7IKAb)

What an interesting phrase. I do believe I'm going to have to borrow it.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 01:37 PM (TAXCv)

And then when you throw a bucket of water on him and hit the wicked witch.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 01:40 PM (7ixfo)

270 *expanded not expended.
Sorry.

Posted by: Venus at August 10, 2020 01:40 PM (iYXhj)

271 Is it me, or does Best Buy have the majority of the Market Share for Looters?

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 01:41 PM (fJvjA)

272 Someone asked earlier if we have any gov agencies that aren't corrupt Marxist garbage.

My answer is no but we do have one that would be the name of the most kickass retail store ever:

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
Est. 1895

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 01:41 PM (QLgXI)

273 >I'd like to be able to get beer and e-cig cartridges if I'm going to go with delivery.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

my advice is do the online grocery thing, and buy your cigs and hooch in person at your favorite shop- that kind of trip just takes a few minutes inside a store

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:41 PM (iTXRQ)

274
Is it me, or does Best Buy have the majority of the Market Share for Looters?
Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 01:41 PM (fJvjA)

---------

There's no better buy than "free."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 01:41 PM (PVQkd)

275 Brian "Moobs" Stelter was the kid that was picked on by the kids we picked on.

Well I never picked on anyone in school but I do think a lot of the freaky left's rage and determination is driven by being the odd one out in school that people teased and picked on. THEY WILL HAVE THEIR REVENGE

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

276 R.I.P. - Pro Wrestling legend 'Kamala' Harris Dead at 70

weird
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 01:40 PM (rjE57)

That IS weird

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 01:42 PM (7ixfo)

277
Some people will do anything for status in the media world.

Absolutely anything, and this proves it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 01:21 PM (PVQkd)

-----------

"Who did you sleep with to get your job?" should be Question 1 in any interview of a journalist, entertainer, musician or academic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2020 01:42 PM (mht8P)

278 I'm flat broke but I don't care,
I strut right by with my tail in the air...

Posted by: Brian Stelter Orchestra at August 10, 2020 01:42 PM (kC4KU)

279
Stelter is like the anti-Man.

Man or Asshoe-man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2020 01:42 PM (aKsyK)

280 261 Pretty sure Jeff Zucker is guiding Mini Me Tater.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:39 PM (qYKU9)

Could Tater be Jeff Sugar's bastard?

Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 01:42 PM (ONvIw)

281
266 R.I.P. - Pro Wrestling legend 'Kamala' Harris Dead at 70

weird
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 01:40 PM (rjE57)

And they want to blame coronavirus. A 70 year old man. On dialysis.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2020 01:42 PM (YcdWn)

282 And then when you throw a bucket of water on him and hit the wicked witch.....

"I prefer the term 'alternate morality pagan womyn'"
--Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

283 >My answer is no but we do have one that would be the name of the most kickass retail store ever:

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
Est. 1895

oh you mean like this:

https://tinyurl.com/yxdq593o

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:43 PM (iTXRQ)

284 R.I.P. - Pro Wrestling legend 'Kamala' Harris Dead at 70

weird

His namesake only wrestles with baby snakes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 10, 2020 01:43 PM (SchxB)

285 That's cruel to call him Tater. He is Pumpkin Latte.

Posted by: jhstuart at August 10, 2020 01:43 PM (79gcP)

286
Had to drive into Houston this morning. I'm not dead yet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2020 01:43 PM (mht8P)

287 I love private enterprise, but what good is our Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms if you can't even order stuff from them?
Posted by: t-bird

ATF should be a counter at the bait shop.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 01:43 PM (U3fW+)

288 Target to start labeling products produced by black companies with a "Buy Black" sticker

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2020 01:44 PM (O+AcM)

289 281
266 R.I.P. - Pro Wrestling legend 'Kamala' Harris Dead at 70

weird
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 01:40 PM (rjE57)

And they want to blame coronavirus. A 70 year old man. On dialysis.
Posted by: Buzzion

double leg amputee too

some politician stole his gimmick!

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 10, 2020 01:44 PM (FZYNt)

290 286
Had to drive into Houston this morning. I'm not dead yet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2020 01:43 PM (mht8P)

==============

Are you out of 556 yet?

Posted by: Neil Cavuto's Fat Head at August 10, 2020 01:44 PM (MkuC5)

291 FREE LOOT Has replaced Best Buy as the hood's favorite place to pick up items.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 10, 2020 01:44 PM (pw+jk)

292 276 R.I.P. - Pro Wrestling legend 'Kamala' Harris Dead at 70
--------

And that little girl was me.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 10, 2020 01:44 PM (QLgXI)

293 Well I never picked on anyone in school but I do think a lot of the freaky left's rage and determination is driven by being the odd one out in school that people teased and picked on.

--------

There may actually be something to that theory.

My town was small enough that bullying at school was impractical for even the dorkiest kids. Somebody's brother would kick your ass, or his mom would read yours the riot act at the store. Or both.

And it's so dark red it's almost black.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 01:44 PM (PVQkd)

294 Honestly, I like grocery delivery. I think about having to driver there and park, hike around a store, load the truck, drive home and haul it inside, then put it away. It doesn't seem like much to have someone just put it on my front porch. I do miss picking out my own fruit and I probably buy less than I would if I were shopping.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 01:44 PM (JKNZq)

295 BATF has bat in the name. Need I say any more???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

296 I'm rather disappointed Trump hasn't eliminated at least one federal agency. Maybe in his 2nd term.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 10, 2020 01:45 PM (H8QX8)

297 There is absolutely no need for BATF. None.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:45 PM (qYKU9)

298 >>Tater went to a public university in MD that I never heard of called "Towson"

US News & WR ranking - 197. Not exactly Ivy League, or even second tier level. Just need a 3.0 HS average and a little over a 1000 on the SAT to get in - so genius level ain't needed.

Posted by: Boswell at August 10, 2020 01:45 PM (w2LAm)

299 The Principles of Operation of the Norden Bomb Sight:
https://youtu.be/143vi97a4tY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 01:46 PM (hYcqw)

300 >> I like grocery delivery. I think about having to driver there and park, hike around a store, load the truck, drive home and haul it inside, then put it away. It doesn't seem like much to have someone just put it on my front porch.

Yeah, another person touching my food is exactly what I was looking for in a servce.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 01:46 PM (P7snP)

301 Hate to break it to you, but Stetler has written books and one of them about Morning TV was made into an an Appletv tv show with Jennifer Anniston.

I don't get it either, but he's connected enough to get these opportunities.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 01:39 PM (bDqIh)

The Left--and let's face it, the publishing and entertainment industries are Left--takes care of their own.

I would not be surprised if some major media figure might lean right--but plays Left for the lucrative pay.

I'm sure there are also libs who act "conservative" to sell books.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 01:46 PM (7ixfo)

302 I prefer showers over a BATF

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 10, 2020 01:46 PM (FZYNt)

303 I'm rather disappointed Trump hasn't eliminated at least one federal agency.

That one Elizabeth Warren created is gone. He just let it lapse for lack of funding, put someone in charge to simply shut it down. The congressional hearings were hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

304 Brian "Moobs" Stelter was the kid that was picked on by the kids we picked on.

I got picked on until I broke the guy's nose. I feel like there's a lesson here that Antifa is going to learn soon.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (ZGrMX)

305 That was weird t-bird

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (QLgXI)

306
And they want to blame coronavirus. A 70 year old man. On dialysis.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2020 01:42 PM (YcdWn)

-------------------------

I saw in GA there was a 9 year old kid that was reported to be a Covid death.

What I saw this morning was the rest of the story - the kid had a seizure and collapsed and died. And tested positive for Covid.

And yes, GA listed the death as a Covid death.

Now, I'm sad the kid suffered, but there is no need for the medical and insurance professions to lie about it.

Oh wait, there is an election coming up. So there is a reason to lie.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (sy5kK)

307 Hate to break it to you, but Stetler has written books and one of them
about Morning TV was made into an an Appletv tv show with Jennifer
Anniston.

I don't get it either, but he's connected enough to get these opportunities.

Not to fuss too much, but that's not outside of the "news" bidness. At least, it's not that far away.

I could at least make tools for doctors to use to help improve life. I rather doubt Mr. Potato could even do that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (HaL55)

308 King Soopers is literally a block away from me though. If I'm going delivery, it's all or nothing. Bad enough paying to have my stuff delivered one block, but to still have to go over there for some items, that's too much.

Also, the customer service line, where you have to go for e-cigs, is almost always a clusterf*ck of endless waiting.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (FtO5h)

309 From NBC:

Lebanese government resigns as fury over deadly explosion deepens political crisis

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (U3fW+)

310 >>Target to start labeling products produced by black companies with a "Buy Black" sticker

Gee, will they also start labeling merch from Israel so we can boycott it? /sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 01:48 PM (bDqIh)

311 Lebanese government resigns as fury over deadly explosion deepens political crisis
Posted by: rickb223

we need to blow something up here in Canada....

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 10, 2020 01:48 PM (FZYNt)

312 Unsafe Spaces, flirting with Pinochet

https://youtu.be/coEnnkoChtw

Here's a channel worth watching talking with a guest who is tempted to hoist the black flag.

Look at what we have learned as far as spreading democracy, in terms of which party was doing the heavy lifting. Now think about California, full of people who are free to move to Texas with no more trouble than any intrastate move.

The host uses a terrific phrase "unearned guilt". I think that term has legs.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 10, 2020 01:48 PM (LxTcq)

313 300 >> I like grocery delivery. I think about having to driver there and park, hike around a store, load the truck, drive home and haul it inside, then put it away. It doesn't seem like much to have someone just put it on my front porch.

Yeah, another person touching my food is exactly what I was looking for in a servce.
Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 01:46 PM (P7snP

Um do you think the stuff just magically appears on the shelves?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2020 01:48 PM (YcdWn)

314 I was amazed when i came across Fatty Stelter's age the other day.

This George the Animal Steel Jr looking motherf*cker is 34, how the hell is that possible? I'm older than this mushmouth putz and still get carded. I've seen bad genes in people, but shit what nuclear dump did his mother play in while pregnant? How much thalidomide did she guzzle before popping that monstrosity out?

Posted by: Rbastid at August 10, 2020 01:48 PM (r0SEX)

315 Saw that Tater remark yesterday and the barefaced audacity of the lie was stunning.
I don't think it's possible to be that clueless so I have to write it off to his allegiance to the Father of Lies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 01:48 PM (OWgiM)

316 Target to start labeling products produced by black companies with a "Buy Black" sticker
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2020 01:44 PM (O+AcM)

Hmmm, now do "Not China."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 01:48 PM (hku12)

317 Lots of people touch the food, before I get there. I don't see that it's any different. But going shopping is harder on me, due to the lung issues. Before I was on this med, I'd have to take a break to catch my breath. And if I needed it, one of the stores on Instacart is a store that sells to restaurants. I could get some major bulk supplies.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 01:49 PM (JKNZq)

318 Stelter + THC = Twice Baked Potato

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 10, 2020 01:49 PM (k/TB6)

319 You know, Gary, I prefer to listen to Brian Seltzer. He's absolutely effervescent.

Posted by: Gary Busey at August 10, 2020 01:49 PM (oYHnE)

320 Stelter's sighing and exasperation shtick is fucking hilarious.

What's really horrific is that weird little lamprey mouth of his with sharp little teeth. And when he tries to smile, you can see the Sociopath with very little effort.

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 10, 2020 01:49 PM (6MoD2)

321 Tater is he who has eyes but does not see.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2020 01:49 PM (an7Mv)

322 curbside pickup is free
my grocery run now takes 10 minutes, once a week

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:50 PM (iTXRQ)

323 Omg. Someone on Mark Dice's Twitter feed says Tater is on Epstein's flight log.

That's nightmare fuel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 01:50 PM (ptqGC)

324 308 King Soopers is literally a block away from me though. If I'm going delivery, it's all or nothing. Bad enough paying to have my stuff delivered one block, but to still have to go over there for some items, that's too much.

Also, the customer service line, where you have to go for e-cigs, is almost always a clusterf*ck of endless waiting.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (FtO5h)

Maybe look into Insta-cart instead?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2020 01:50 PM (YcdWn)

325
Target to start labeling products produced by black companies with a "Buy Black" sticker
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2020 01:44 PM (O+AcM)

Hmmm, now do "Not China."
Posted by: BurtTC

Already done!

-- Target stores nationwide

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

326 >>I could at least make tools for doctors to use to help improve life. I rather doubt Mr. Potato could even do that.

OK, yes, I see what you meant.
He seems a lot like Lena Dunham, who has leveraged to hilt opportunities she got simply because she is a NYCer (also because she had artsy parents).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 01:50 PM (bDqIh)

327 >>But going shopping is harder on me, due to the lung issues.

Well, now you are making me feel bad...

honestly though. I am a freak. I can't abide people touching my food. Even having a bagger freaks me out.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 01:50 PM (vuKT7)

328 There is absolutely no need for BATF. None.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:45 PM (qYKU9)

Nor is there any legal justification for intrusion into those industries, short of interstate commerce, which is only supposed to mediate disputes between the states, establish shipping and handling practices, etc.

Your 10th Amendment right to government according to the principle of subsidiarity is the most trampled on all. The Federal Government is not supposed to have its nose in every aspect of life (let alone its hands or its conger).

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 01:50 PM (TAXCv)

329 Tater is a low IQ spokesweezil on a failed MSM cable network only sheeple watch.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 10, 2020 01:51 PM (qZdIZ)

330 >>Um do you think the stuff just magically appears on the shelves?

What are you trying to say, that it doesn't?

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 01:51 PM (vuKT7)

331
Omg. Someone on Mark Dice's Twitter feed says Tater is on Epstein's flight log.

That's nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

He was the underage girl.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:51 PM (pNxlR)

332 My mother swears that the evil in someone's heart comes out in their appearance. That the lifestyle you live and the terrible things you commit comes to the surface. And I think its mostly true, particularly as the lifestyle turns you into someone who thinks F--k the police tattooed on their forehead is a fashion statement. There are always the Dorian Gray exceptions who are monsters but hide it well, but it seems to be pretty accurate.

Even if they don't beome physically monstrous, you can usually see something in the eyes or their behavior that isn't quite right. The Spirit Cookers, the kiddie diddlers, the casting couchers, all the freaks and scum in academia, politics, and entertainment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

333 flashback: Tater questions Trump's sanity for seven and a half minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR1Q4vD-Ceo

Posted by: ace at August 10, 2020 01:51 PM (PbpT7)

334 >>Here's a channel worth watching talking with a guest who is tempted to hoist the black flag.

Love Kerri and Carter!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 01:52 PM (bDqIh)

335 Howie Kurtz looked for bias in the media on that show for 20 years and never found any.
Tater catches Fox being biased every damn show.

Posted by: x at August 10, 2020 01:52 PM (nFwvY)

336 Omg. Someone on Mark Dice's Twitter feed says Tater is on Epstein's flight log.

It depends a lot on where the flights were going. If they go to pedo isle or the pedo ranch, that's something. If its just "I gotta get to New York in a hurry, can I catch a ride on your jet" its nother.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

337 Lebanese government resigns as fury over deadly explosion deepens political crisis
Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (U3fW+)

Civil War II ( at least) to start soon.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (7ixfo)

338 I used to go to a produce store that was frequented by Russian immigrants. The old women would go over every piece of fruit in the bin, one by one, until they'd picked out the best stuff to buy. I stopped worrying about how much the fruit was handled.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (JKNZq)

339 At what point do we get to judge an ideology by its prominent spokespeople?

We have Thomas Sowell
They have Brian Steltzer

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (QLgXI)

340 My mother swears that the evil in someone's heart comes out in their appearance. That the lifestyle you live and the terrible things you commit comes to the surface. And I think its mostly true, particularly as the lifestyle turns you into someone who thinks F--k the police tattooed on their forehead is a fashion statement. There are always the Dorian Gray exceptions who are monsters but hide it well, but it seems to be pretty accurate.

One of the worst lies we tell kids is that somehow appearance doesn't matter.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (SgjGX)

341 100? from the sidebar
"Prior to Donald Trump's stop at the city's Whirlpool manufacturing plant, no U.S. President had set foot in Sandusky County for more than a century. Much like Ohio's manufacturing sector, the region was sorely neglected by the political elites, who cared more about maximizing America's GDP than they did about the lives and livelihoods of millions of American workers. " [CBD]

This is also the outline of failing corporations.

Many a corporation spent too much time chasing the balance sheet by manipulating numbers instead of concentrating on what they did best.

And by doing so they Failed.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (nd/mG)

342 The "trump is crazy and probably has alzheimer's" thing is real on the left, they love to trot it out. Its weak and ineffective, but they think it scores big points

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

343 Trump says he will either accept the nomination at the White House or Gettysburg. He really is a master of this stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (ZLI7S)

344 Supporters of former first lady Michelle Obama wrote an open letter Tuesday urging presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden to pick her as his running mate. The Committee to Draft Michelle Obama for VP touted the former first lady as the "most admired woman in the world" and said she could help Biden in his campaign to push President Trump out of office and reunify the country if the Democratic ticket is successful in November.

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (3aI0K)

345 flashback: Tater questions Trump's sanity for seven and a half minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR1Q4vD-Ceo
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2020 01:51 PM (PbpT7)

LOL. That voice is perfect!

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 10, 2020 01:54 PM (AiZBA)

346 I'm sure there are also libs who act "conservative" to sell books.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 01:46 PM (7ixfo)

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Uh, yeah... virtually every word published in conservative media is by one of these. There are only a handful of authors who aren't whorish impostors. Half of 'em run this place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 01:54 PM (PVQkd)

347 288 Target to start labeling products produced by black companies with a "Buy Black" sticker
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2020 01:44 PM (O+AcM)

I wonder how they measure the blackness of a company. Is it the owner, in which case we're supposed to be subsidizing black millionaires and billionaires?

Posted by: Someguy at August 10, 2020 01:54 PM (Zm+LZ)

348 Omg. Someone on Mark Dice's Twitter feed says Tater is on Epstein's flight log.

It depends a lot on where the flights were going. If they go to pedo isle or the pedo ranch, that's something. If its just "I gotta get to New York in a hurry, can I catch a ride on your jet" its nother.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Why would Tater even know Epstein? Especially well enough to hitch a ride on the Lolita Express, regardless of WHERE it was going?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 01:55 PM (U3fW+)

349 Even if they don't beome physically monstrous, you can usually see something in the eyes or their behavior that isn't quite right. The Spirit Cookers, the kiddie diddlers, the casting couchers, all the freaks and scum in academia, politics, and entertainment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

Spiritual corruption finds ways to show itself. Trust your instincts about people, your unconscious doesn't always share information with the conscious mind, and sometimes it makes a lot more than it lets on.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 01:55 PM (TAXCv)

350 The only description appropriate for Him Mistakenly Called Tater is actually Prick-With-Ears. Mistaking him to be a starchy plant tuber is an egregious crime to all starchy plant tubers.

Plant Tubers Matter.

Posted by: Neil Cavuto's Fat Head at August 10, 2020 01:55 PM (MkuC5)

351 >honestly though. I am a freak. I can't abide people touching my food. Even having a bagger freaks me out.
Posted by: garrett

that's okay man- we all have our 'things'

one of mine is I don't like people standing behind me
and I don't like huggers
get off me! you're not my mom

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:55 PM (iTXRQ)

352 I wonder how they measure the blackness of a company. Is it the owner, in which case we're supposed to be subsidizing black millionaires and billionaires?
Posted by: Someguy

Coming Soon: Oprah butt plugs

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 10, 2020 01:55 PM (FZYNt)

353 I saw in GA there was a 9 year old kid that was reported to be a Covid death.

What I saw this morning was the rest of the story - the kid had a seizure and collapsed and died. And tested positive for Covid.

And yes, GA listed the death as a Covid death.

Now, I'm sad the kid suffered, but there is no need for the medical and insurance professions to lie about it.

Oh wait, there is an election coming up. So there is a reason to lie.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (sy5kK)

Saw a headline, China wuwu deaths could surpass WWII deaths.

Well yeah. If you characterize every death as China creepin' crud, those numbers will get there.

Also, it helps that almost everyone who is dying from it was around for WWII.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 01:55 PM (hku12)

354 There's a man who lives a life of danger
To a great big bowl of gravy he's no stranger
With every meal that he takes another pound he makes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Tater Man - Secret Tater Man
CNN gave you a desk job and they took away your shame

*guitar riff*

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Rivers at August 10, 2020 01:55 PM (tEZwJ)

355 How many products are produced by black folks?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:55 PM (Bm2ax)

356 This is also the outline of failing corporations.

Many a corporation spent too much time chasing the balance sheet by manipulating numbers instead of concentrating on what they did best.

And by doing so they Failed.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (nd/mG)
+++++++++
Nah, we just realized that making things is for suckers, and we're better off as a financial services firm masquerading as a manufacturer. Those Asians are better than we are, so we'll just slurp up the float.

Posted by: Manufacturing CEO at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (hYcqw)

357 >>>Lebanese government resigns as fury over deadly explosion deepens political crisis
Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 01:47 PM (U3fW+)

Heads of government in hurried rush to make reservations for France.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (nd/mG)

358 and Ace brings the coup de grâce with Tater's own words proving he's lost his ability to remember his own statements.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (qZdIZ)

359 It depends a lot on where the flights were going. If they go to pedo isle or the pedo ranch, that's something. If its just "I gotta get to New York in a hurry, can I catch a ride on your jet" its nother.

********

Forget all that, how insane is it to have normalized relationships with a guy that most people had to know was running a pedo circuit?

As far as I know Trump was the only one who said no thanks to that shit and booted Epstein's ass out of his clubs or hotels (forget which it was).

Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing REO Speedwagon in a Manly Manner at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (+dsLj)

360
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

---------

I guarantee you nobody ever looked at Harvey Weinstein and said "see, now there's a face you can trust."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (PVQkd)

361 343
Trump says he will either accept the nomination at the White House or Gettysburg. He really is a master of this stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (ZLI7S)

Gettysburg would be absolutely epic.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (k/TB6)

362 If being a commie organ doesn't work out, Steltzer can always be Mickey Mouse at parties.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (QLgXI)

363 BBC = Buy Black Company!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (an7Mv)

364 she could help Biden in his campaign to push President Trump out of office and reunify the country if the Democratic ticket is successful in November.
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (3aI0K)

Yes; When I think of Michelle Obama the adjectives that immediately come to mind are "admired" and "unifying".

Sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (oDRcK)

365 the region was sorely neglected by the political elites, who cared more about maximizing America's GDP than they did about the lives and livelihoods of millions of American workers. "

Yeah that's a good summary. Even Reagan didn't do real well in that category. Trump is less about macro than local, he wants AmeriCANS to do well economically, not just America as a whole. And I think in business he faced thousand of tooth-gritting frustration moments with how stupid and wrong the whole system is and is trying to fix that.

Which is great, but it does make him a bit myopic about other issues, like how corrupted the rest of the federal government is until they aim at him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

366 Garrett,

You should watch the South Korean vlogs. They wash all fruit and vegetables, usually with vinegar. I used to pick fruit, which is why it doesn't really matter to me. It's usually handled by pickers and packers long before it gets to the store.

I do sometimes miss going in because I like to see new stuff and I like to look at produce displays. I bought a supply of paper masks, in case I decide I really have to get out.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 01:57 PM (JKNZq)

367 Supporters of former first lady Michelle Obama wrote an open letter Tuesday urging presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden to pick her as his running mate.
===========================
I hope they checked with Big Mike first. I'm pretty sure he's done wearing that gaff all day and night.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2020 01:57 PM (7Fj9P)

368 honestly though. I am a freak. I can't abide people touching my food. Even having a bagger freaks me out.
Posted by: garrett

that's okay man- we all have our 'things'

one of mine is I don't like people standing behind me
and I don't like huggers
get off me! you're not my mom
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 01:55 PM (iTXRQ)

I don't like, when I'm in prison, people in the community shower eyeballing me funny when I drop the soap.

Priorities, man.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 01:57 PM (hku12)

369 How do you square cancelling Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben and then going out of you way to identify black produced products. Does any of this make sense?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2020 01:57 PM (Bm2ax)

370 Get on board the BBC train!

Posted by: Target marketing at August 10, 2020 01:58 PM (/6GbT)

371 362 If being a commie organ doesn't work out, Steltzer can always be Mickey Mouse at parties.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (QLgXI)

I think he's more of a commie organ-socket.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 01:58 PM (TAXCv)

372 It's good that Target will make it so much easier for "White Supremacists" to not accidentally support someone black.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 01:59 PM (QLgXI)

373 Spiritual corruption finds ways to show itself. Trust your instincts about people, your unconscious doesn't always share information with the conscious mind, and sometimes it makes a lot more than it lets on.

Little kids seem to have an innate ability to spot and avoid a threat to them. They can pick up what adults want to pretend isn't there or explain away. Oh he just likes kids, he's just a hugger, he's overaffectionate.

No mommy, he wants to lift my dress

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

374
Gettysburg would be absolutely epic.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (k/TB6)

Providing they keep protesters and naysayers out of earshot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

375
My tic is that I don't like people outside my family seeing me eat. And I'm not like a grotesque Stelter-type slob, slopping from my plate like an insatiable porcine beast-man at the trough, either.

It just weirds me out, that's all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 01:59 PM (PVQkd)

376 What is a black company? 100% owned. 51%? Majority minority ownership? If 4 people own a company, 3 white 1 black and each have 25% is that black owned?

Posted by: Asshoes at August 10, 2020 01:59 PM (ha6Lb)

377 >>>The Committee to Draft Michelle Obama for VP touted the former first lady as the "most admired woman in the world"

rolol Bring it

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2020 01:59 PM (nd/mG)

378 honestly though. I am a freak. I can't abide people touching my food. Even having a bagger freaks me out.
Posted by: garrett

Don't go out to dinner then. You'd lose it if you knew what the cooks do to it in the kitchen.
Watch Hell's Kitchen for a glimpse.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 01:59 PM (U3fW+)

379 Here's Stelter discussing melania's "disappearance."

cnn.it/2xFnTH9

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 01:59 PM (bDqIh)

380 Ah, now I remember who Tater reminds me of:

https://x-files.fandom.com/wiki/Flukeman

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 10, 2020 02:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

381 Just wait until they check your purchases to ensure you've got plenty of BBC or Master Card will refuse to process your charge.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2020 02:00 PM (an7Mv)

382 370
Get on board the BBC train!

Posted by: Target marketing at August 10, 2020 01:58 PM (/6GbT)

Don Cornelius hardest hit

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 10, 2020 02:00 PM (k/TB6)

383 Unless you grow and kill and prepare everything you eat yourself, other people are touching your food.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 10, 2020 02:00 PM (ha6Lb)

384 How do you square cancelling Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben and then going out of you way to identify black produced products. Does any of this make sense?

Part of the reason for the crazy inconsistency is that its not coordinated or to logic. Its everyone doing what is right in their own eyes, based on woke calculus. So you get exactly contradictory things going on with Sally Wokestress screaming that Uncle Ben's smiling, wise face is evil racist appropriation, but Jeremy Woketon thinking that highlighting "black products" promotes black people's self esteem and cultural awareness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

385 350
Plant Tubers Matter.

almost lunchtime. maybe i should head down to wienerschnitzel for some tube steak and tuber sticks.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 10, 2020 02:01 PM (sGtp+)

386
Rush is talking about the NPR weatherman that was fired from KNKX Tacoma, because he dared compare the Seattle riots to Kristallnacht in 1938, on his personal blog.

That was Cliff Mass, an exceptional U of W professor, and expert in weather for decades. Guessing he is in his 50's. Guy is an expert in earthquakes, too. The local press uses him as a go-to guy for technical explanation and information for big earth events like storms and earthquakes. He's technically brilliant, and also able to explain stuff in understandable terms for common folk like me.

Oh, and the guy is Jewish, too.

And as neutral in any broadcast as anyone you would ever listen to. A consummate professional.

They just fired him and erased his web page.

Yes, it is war. A fuching war, and it is going to get worse.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 10, 2020 02:01 PM (sy5kK)

387 ensure you've got plenty of BBC or Master Card will refuse to process your charge.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2020 02:00 PM (an7Mv)

No problems there! *Flounces*

Posted by: Shep! at August 10, 2020 02:01 PM (/6GbT)

388 380
Ah, now I remember who Tater reminds me of:

https://x-files.fandom.com/wiki/Flukeman

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 10, 2020 02:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

Or Marlow from 30 Days of Night

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 10, 2020 02:02 PM (k/TB6)

389 Someday I will travel to Montana, sneak into garrett's house and touch all his food and then slip away.

He won't know when. Like a ninja I will leave no trace I was ever there.

I'm in your house, touching your food.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)

390 376 What is a black company? 100% owned. 51%? Majority minority ownership? If 4 people own a company, 3 white 1 black and each have 25% is that black owned?
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There's a lot of defense and space related work here. Lots of companies have a black "front" man or woman to get the set-aside work on small contracts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 02:02 PM (sWM8x)

391 nood chicago organized looting

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2020 02:02 PM (an7Mv)

392 flashback: Tater questions Trump's sanity for seven and a half minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR1Q4vD-Ceo
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2020 01:51 PM (PbpT7)

I saw a thing the other day, Andi Cooper spending something like 2-3 minutes complaining about people on twitter yapping about something or other. With a straight face saying something to the effect of "can you believe people on twitter spend all this time talking about what we do here, on a news network?"

Complete lack of self-awareness or bald faced gaslighting?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 02:02 PM (hku12)

393 What is a black company? 100% owned. 51%? Majority minority ownership? If 4 people own a company, 3 white 1 black and each have 25% is that black owned?

And how black do they have to be? Straight out of Kenya skin like ebony, or 75% white and Puerto Rican kinda black? Colin Kapernick paper bag "only looks black with a fro" black or super dark black?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

394 >>The Committee to Draft Michelle Obama for VP touted the former first lady as the "most admired woman in the world"

She haaaaaated being in the WH, likened it to a prison.

She much prefers being a media personality - selling books, doing a podcast, producing movies.

It would take a lot for her to go back to DC life where she is under a critical eye instead of the Hollywood glamour and adulation.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

395 CA health director resigns. Who knows, but top-line kerfuffle du jour is a f**k-up in data collection.

I suppose not understanding basic epidemiology, public health, economics, and common sense wouldn't have been sufficient cause.

A few dozen public health officials have been fired or quit around the country - I think only CA and OH has it been the state poobah.

Firing the entire top "leadership" of the CDC and replacing them with the health directors of SD, FL, and GA might be a no-regrets move - if we can't get any of the Swedish officials to fill-in here on contract.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 10, 2020 02:02 PM (OTzUX)

396 On the day I was born - the nurses round
And they gazed in wide wonder - at the thumb head they'd found
The head nurse spoke up - said leave this one alone
She could tell right away - I was spud to the bone
Spud to the bone - spud to the bone
Sp - Sp - Sp - Sp - Spud
Sp- Sp - Sp - Sp - Spud
Sp - Sp - Sp - Sp - Spud
Spud to the bone

Posted by: Zombie George Thorogood at August 10, 2020 02:03 PM (tEZwJ)

397 >>Don't go out to dinner then. You'd lose it if you knew what the cooks do to it in the kitchen.

Generally I do not. But, I was raised in a restaurant and that shit did not fly in our kitchen. Anything even flirting with improper would have got you canned in our place.

In general, people are pretty fucking gross.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 02:03 PM (kaIL5)

398 383
Unless you grow and kill and prepare everything you eat yourself, other people are touching your food.

nonsense. everybody knows that modern food preparation, from farm to table, is done using the same sort of remote manipulators that are used for handling nuclear waste.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 10, 2020 02:03 PM (sGtp+)

399 389 Someday I will travel to Montana, sneak into garrett's house and touch all his food and then slip away.

He won't know when. Like a ninja I will leave no trace I was ever there.

I'm in your house, touching your food.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)

You're doing it wrong. You go in and touch one item. And don't tell him which.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2020 02:04 PM (YcdWn)

400 Michelle Obama, now there's somebody that sets off all of my red flags. Something about her lower face makes me think that there's a second mouth with more teeth behind the first, like the creature in Alien.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 02:04 PM (TAXCv)

401 Spiritual corruption finds ways to show itself. Trust your instincts about people, your unconscious doesn't always share information with the conscious mind, and sometimes it makes a lot more than it lets on.

Little kids seem to have an innate ability to spot and avoid a threat to them. They can pick up what adults want to pretend isn't there or explain away. Oh he just likes kids, he's just a hugger, he's overaffectionate.

No mommy, he wants to lift my dress
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Anyone see the Trolls dolls put out by Hasbro?
One button on the doll's belly for one thing and the button between the doll's legs makes it giggle.
People were livid.

300,000 people signed a petition to burn the company hq to the ground.

(I may have made up the last part about the burning)

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 02:04 PM (U3fW+)

402 The Black Company thing is overrated, really. 'Specially towards the end.

Posted by: Croaker at August 10, 2020 02:07 PM (oYHnE)

403 Yeah, when you see these articles where a *respiratory disease* somehow caused a "siezure" in a healthy kid. you gotta take them with a huge pile of salt.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 02:09 PM (FtO5h)

404 363 BBC = Buy Black Company!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2020 01:56 PM (an7Mv)

well, that is another definition

Posted by: Pronhub at August 10, 2020 02:11 PM (sy5kK)

405 >>'m in your house, touching your food.

Careful. We feed the bears out here.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 02:15 PM (lz/pF)

406 Worked at a fancy seafood restaurant.
On breaks the kitchen help would go fishing.
There was always a sink with live fish swimming.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2020 02:17 PM (nd/mG)

407 I'd think stutterers would take offense to being associated with a demented old fuck.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 10, 2020 01:10 PM (8B6Ng)

Yes.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 10, 2020 02:23 PM (srr6Q)

408 the whole media is China's green screen.

That's why it's illegal to wear green in China or Disneyland.

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