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The Morning Rant
"SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!" shrieked the Antifa thug with a 'DEFUND THE POLICE' sign and an ACAB T-shirt just before he was slammed to the pavement by the driver of the car whose progress he thought he could obstruct. I've seen a number of videos where there's pushback on Antifa/BLM from normal Americans, either by simply not stopping their vehicles or actually getting out and decking one of the loudmouth protestors. And I'm surprised (maybe I shouldn't be) how they react most of the time when this happens: They start screaming "Somebody call the police!" Isn't that kind of weird? This is a group that wants to *defund* the police. And now they want *help* from the police who wouldn't be there if they had they way. They want help from from those whom they have previously declared to be bastards, all of them. That's what ACAB means, right? It looks like the Antifa losers haven't thought through what it means to reject law and order. Because the laws and morality that they despise actually protect them. What if normal Americans did not feel restrained from going out and busting heads? What if the citizens of Portland decided that if the Portland police weren't going to do their jobs, they would do it for them? If that day ever came, it would go very badly for Antifa/BLM. In the video below, a scuffle breaks out and it looks like the Antifa losers are getting whupped on pretty good. This is called making them play by their own rules. They claim to have rejected all of the norms and values of Western Civilization. OK then, this is what life is going to be like when you do that. The violence and chaos they bring to others is now being visited on them. It's going to be all against all and only the strong will win. Soy boys with mental health and social adjustment issues will not stand a chance in such an environment. Do they actually think the world of 'Mad Max' is going to be fun?
LOl heres the antifa ass whooping footage ... i guess what started it was they attacked an oldman in wheelchair ... you'll see(fckin twitter sucks i had to re-encode each one bc fckin idk) pic.twitter.com/1ryt43EPM8
— 🏴☠️👨🦯user("/n/3/f/".adm1n=255()👨🦯🏴☠️ (@nulluser10) August 9, 2020
"I Cannot Spare This Man, He Fights"
"Peaceful protest" pic.twitter.com/lGIOKZehrF
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) August 8, 2020
Because Why Should You Have To Work For A Living?
Dumbness level = 900 millikohns."Selling your labor in a capitalist marketplace so you don’t end up on the street is horrible and unnatural, and we shouldn’t have to exist this way." –@kandistmallett https://t.co/lwIUIDBeF2
— Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) August 7, 2020
I Think I Found The High Priest of Denial:
Biden is exactly the same as he was 20 years ago. He is completely sound mentally and physically.
— CloudFactory (@Row_Boat_Cop) August 10, 2020
Biden has a few tongue-tie moments and rambling anecdotes while Trump literally sounds like a mental patient with tertiary syphilis whose frontal lobe is melting. Absurd to compare.
Spider Vs. Snake:
the spider king pic.twitter.com/eD1wu0cRRT
— Amy Czyk 👍🏼 (@AmyiCzyk) August 2, 2020
Who Dis:
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For the 'Ettes:
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Bonus Who Dis: There was quite a bit of commenting in last Friday's rant thread concerning the manifold virtues of singer/actress Julie London. Remembering that she was a 'who dis' pick back in March, and because I'm a giver, I thought it would be fun to provide you morons with a surprise retrospective of those pics. So, without further ado: Photo 1
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Friday's Who Dis: Bond girl Luciana Paluzzi teamed up with Australian actor Rod Taylor in a number of productions, including an episode of the short-lived early 1970s TV series Bearcats! and the 1967 western Chuka.
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Chicago-Style Hot Dogs:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 10, 2020 11:10 AM (9Gn4D)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at August 10, 2020 11:10 AM (ZI4/t)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:11 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: JT at August 10, 2020 11:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:12 AM (rpbg1)
Yo! 'rilla!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 11:12 AM (pNxlR)
Despressing: That hordes of commie scum are marching nearly unfettered in America.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 11:13 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Alanis at August 10, 2020 11:13 AM (h5TKJ)
Kate Segal more like it
Posted by: McCool at August 10, 2020 11:13 AM (DmxuC)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2020 11:13 AM (vjaj9)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 10, 2020 11:13 AM (ldOBo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:14 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: JT at August 10, 2020 11:14 AM (arJlL)
They're badasses when they are given space to destroy. Not so much when they get punched in the mouth.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:14 AM (ZLI7S)
The Left: Guns are bad, and citizens shouldn't have them and only professionals should have them (e.g., cops).
Also the Left: Cops are scum and we shouldn't have them.
This was an apparent contradiction until they showed their hands recently. The only armed men will be cops by another name - their street warriors (Antifa, et. al.).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 11:14 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:15 AM (PGQA2)
Soitbegins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 10, 2020 11:15 AM (UAMe5)
Posted by: CN's dog Rusty at August 10, 2020 11:15 AM (ONvIw)
Don't know the homo
Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2020 11:13 AM (vjaj9)
You mean Chrissie Hynde? Sorry, no.
See #13 for the correct answer.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:15 AM (e2RUo)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2020 11:15 AM (an7Mv)
As a resident, I'm not at all happy pAntiFa was here in the first place. They are known to return for revenge, usually involving arson.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 11:15 AM (FtO5h)
LTC Troutman, probably.
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 10, 2020 11:16 AM (RKLPC)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 10, 2020 11:16 AM (lgiXo)
:: chef's kiss ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 11:16 AM (hYcqw)
Antifa/BLM isn't going to like the way this turns out for them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2020 11:16 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Draki at August 10, 2020 11:17 AM (XTb1H)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional
Dat's ME !
Posted by: JT at August 10, 2020 11:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 11:17 AM (FtO5h)
I heard the Chicago police superintendent say. We're making arrests. They aren't being prosecuted. I'm sure Kim "Smollett" Foxx will have all of the peaceful looters out on the streets again by tonight
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2020 11:17 AM (mpeBU)
Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 11:17 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: tbodie at August 10, 2020 11:17 AM (A5B6s)
Posted by: Draki
Just yellow mustard, and "cake please"
Posted by: JT at August 10, 2020 11:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 11:18 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 11:18 AM (yvnmY)
Well written and some good actors, but a limited story line.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 11:18 AM (JUOKG)
Soitbegins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 10, 2020 11:15 AM (UAMe5)
It " began" a while back.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 11:18 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 10, 2020 11:18 AM (IX6Ss)
"Biden is exactly the sane as he was 20 years ago."
Yes, he is - he was a bloviating dumbass then and he's a bloviating dumbass now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 11:18 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:15 AM
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It's inside the museum now, doubt they will go in there.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 11:19 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 10, 2020 11:16 AM (lgiXo)
Vast tracts of land.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2020 11:19 AM (YVadX)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 10, 2020 11:19 AM (xceTB)
Instapundit has observed that the police do not exist to protect the citizenry from the criminals, the police exist to protect the criminals from the citizenry.
Posted by: Rayda at August 10, 2020 11:19 AM (Men5k)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2020 11:19 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 11:19 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at August 10, 2020 11:19 AM (ZI4/t)
Hunter Biden, "all right! I learned it from you Dad!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:19 AM (PGQA2)
When I come to power, the editorial, writing and marketing staff of Teen Vogue will be an object lesson for the others. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 11:18 AM (hYcqw)
When you come to power, you will also switch the editorial staffs of "Cat Fancy" magazine and "Cosmopolitan" so that bored suburban women learn why declawing is evil and cat ladies can learn ten positions that will drive him wild in bed.
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 11:20 AM (yvnmY)
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 11:20 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Fortcoins at August 10, 2020 11:20 AM (0jVln)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:20 AM (iTXRQ)
Matters would be settled fairly swiftly.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 11:20 AM (TAXCv)
It belongs on your yarn wall if not.
https://bit.ly/3kG1qhQ
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:20 AM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Jewells45
They adopted a family of otters and took turns having sex with them ?
Posted by: JT at August 10, 2020 11:21 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 11:21 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 11:18 AM (yvnmY)
What, exactly, is a "sport" pepper? Is that like a pepperoncini?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:21 AM (e2RUo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 11:17 AM (FtO5h)
The Karens and their beta male husbands will vote Dem in November because virtue signaling and showing how down with the cause they are is more important than anything else to those brain dead twats
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2020 11:21 AM (mpeBU)
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 11:21 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 11:22 AM (FtO5h)
They want to defund your police.
They want you unarmed and unprotected from their peaceful beatings, lootings, arson, rapes and murders.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 10, 2020 11:22 AM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Fortcoins at August 10, 2020 11:20 AM
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There was a place like that in Connecticut. Mustard only on their hot dogs, nothing else. Can't remember where it was but they made it on the Diner's, Drive In's and Dive's show.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 11:22 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2020 11:22 AM (EGyGV)
:: chef's kiss ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 11:16 AM (hYcqw)
Or, if you're going to shoot any of them, shoot all of them. No witnesses, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2020 11:22 AM (YVadX)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 11:22 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 10, 2020 11:22 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2020 11:22 AM (+y/Ru)
Somewhat. Same color, much smaller, hotter.
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 11:23 AM (yvnmY)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:23 AM (iTXRQ)
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Especially against those of us who aren't sois, and just so happened to be trained.
Crazed combat vets is a thing.
Posted by: SMH at August 10, 2020 11:23 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 11:23 AM (bCLt0)
Sport Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band is an overrated album
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2020 11:23 AM (mpeBU)
>>It belongs on your yarn wall if not.
Oh yes. Been waiting for it to be honest. I don't think he's necessarily being honest about what really went down. Bonus, Schrage is both a State Dept and longtime Republican operative. He worked on Romney's campaign in 2012.
We are moving into the ass covering and blame shifting stage of this scandal.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 11:24 AM (zr5Kq)
Sounds like victory.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:24 AM (PGQA2)
The law worked two ways in the Wild West and they seem to forget that fact. When lawlessness was met with a shrug of the shoulders the locals took it upon themselves to do the policing.
Yes the law (police) was there to protect the people from the criminals, but the law was also there to protect the criminal (judge and jury) from the vengeful populace.
Keep it up and find out what happens when the fed up people mete out the justice.
Posted by: H Badger at August 10, 2020 11:24 AM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 11:24 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (0CeRG)
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Rayda at August 10, 2020 11:19 AM (Men5k)
Yes, but that's not the entirety of it.
Legal systems and policing was instituted so that common crimes didn't spiral into family/house/clan/factional feuds. By outsourcing the application of justice to the state, which is ostensibly even-handed and neutral, victims could seek redress and see the guilty punished, without having to take matters into their own hands.
The alternative to police is lynch mobs.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (TAXCv)
that's how stuff ends up on your shirt instead of in your facehole
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (yvnmY)
2 mustard n relish
3 mustard n sauerkraut
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:23 AM (iTXRQ)
one of them is a brat. mmmmm brat...
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (zr5Kq)
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Yo! 'rilla!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 11:13 AM (pNxlR)
I submit to the AoSHQ Style Guide that this should be the new canonical "corgis called" for the Monkey thread.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is not wearing a mask now at August 10, 2020 11:26 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: McCool at August 10, 2020 11:26 AM (DmxuC)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2020 11:26 AM (O+I8R)
https://bit.ly/3gLKx2T
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2020 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)
Re: Chicago hot dogs,
Meh. When I want a salad, I'll order one.
Re: Chicago deep dish pizza
Even bigger, Meh.
Posted by: Rayda at August 10, 2020 11:26 AM (Men5k)
Beats me what the connection between them is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:11 AM (rpbg1)
They were rejected for the hosting role in the original PBS "Cosmos" series.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 11:26 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:26 AM (PGQA2)
Where's the ketchup?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (z79tQ)
GUEST: "There really isn't."
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 11:20 AM (bCLt0)
69 Hot dogs?? Grey Poupon mustard, chopped vidalia onions.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 11:23 AM (bCLt0)
69 Hot dogs?? Grey Poupon mustard, chopped vidalia onions.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 11:23 AM (bCLt0)
57 Hot dogs?? Chili on 'em.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 11:21 AM (bCLt0)
Begun, the hot dog wars have.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (e2RUo)
:: chef's kiss ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 11:16 AM (hYcqw)
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That made me laugh.
Posted by: SMH at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (RU4sa)
Biden 53
Trump 40
This election has a pretty clear parallel to 92, when the public made up it's mind it didn't want Bush for another term and the polls never budged during the Summer/Fall. And Clinton trounced him in Nov.
Posted by: FrogandToad at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (Gyv2R)
Posted by: Fortcoins at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (0jVln)
Depressingly, I was also the only person in there without one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: jhawk90 at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (zr5Kq)
They want to defund your police.
They want you unarmed and unprotected from their peaceful beatings, lootings, arson, rapes and murders.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 10, 2020 11:22 AM
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That's what they think they want. Getting what you want doesn't always work out like you think it will.
If they get the Police defunded and people start getting raped, murdered and robbed all of the time because of a lack of Cops or criminals getting get out of jail free cards, they will fight back.
You don't want people getting desperate, because when you back someone into a corner like that with nothing left to lose, they will act accordingly.
There are reasons why guns sales are through the roof and climbing.
.45ACP ammo here went from .38 cent a round in march to .62 cents a round last week. People are buying a whole lot of ammo along with those new guns.
So far this nonsense has mostly been contained in large blue Cities, if it ever starts to creep into red neighborhoods we will see stuff happening like in the video above.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 11:28 AM (JUOKG)
Because, nothing has happened so far. (twitter world stuff follows)
I am a sundance skeptic obviously, and past couple of weeks, while he was on his "mission" he started a "hey guys I know you are skeptical but I am confident something is happening!"
Then this shipwreckedcrew guy, who was DoJ prosecutor and in DoJ for 22 years is like yeah, something is happening! But not what sundance thinks.
Then the sundance crew lit out after shipwreckedcrew because he was an unbeliever! And then they hashed it out. Something is happening, just wait. Because that is always the answer. Just wait.
So, anyway, both sundance and shipwreckedcrew have cooled on the idea that something is happening.
So I come back to NOTHING IS HAPPENING.
Posted by: blaster at August 10, 2020 11:28 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2020 11:28 AM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:28 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:28 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:28 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:28 AM (PGQA2)
Once they swallow that lie, these zealots are all-in.
We've seen this work in Vietnam, Cuba, Russia, and other situations where the government was so corrupt that the communists could effectively sell the lie.
That's not true here. There is still enough good in US Free Market Capitalism and Representative Democracy that we will fight for it.
However, the existence of this many communists confirms that we have lost the war of the schools. A huge number of our kids are brainwashed. A huge number of our people are hooked on "being victims," and will buy any lie - and fight to the death for it.
We must re-engage, there. Simply kicking their asses is addressing the symptoms, but it won't cure things.
Posted by: RobM1981 at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM (gQZ7+)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with more Disturbed) at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM (N3El/)
Very under-rated in my opinion. All because of Married With Children.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM (cBvzT)
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Tell her to research Mao, who stoked major hatred by the peasants of landlords and business owners. Many were outright executed. Others beaten severely, while the least atrocities against them were to steal their property and humiliate them relentlessly on the public square.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM (O+I8R)
>>Biden 53
Trump 40
>>This election has a pretty clear parallel to 92, when the public made up it's mind it didn't want Bush for another term and the polls never budged during the Summer/Fall. And Clinton trounced him in Nov.
You would have to be an utter retard to believe this poll. Not a hopeful Democrat, a complete retard.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is not wearing a mask now at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2020
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I did not know that. I know that Katey's father was director Boris Sagal, who did a lot of TV episodes in the '50s and '60s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 11:24 AM (zr5Kq)
No, if it were, I'd have included a busty pic from her ST:TNG years.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (e2RUo)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM (ZLI7S)
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If this is a clear parallel to 92, who's the third party candidate who's going to eat into the Republican incumbent's base?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (NWiLs)
Forget hot dogs. Sausage is way better. Carmelized onions, peppers, sweet and hot mustard.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (sd8p8)
If you believe as I do and have been saying here for years the Russia hoax largely started because of events in Ukraine under the corrupt Obama/Biden administration then yes, things are indeed happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (JNTt1)
By the way, the wiener in that picture sure looks like a Polish (that is, a Polish sausage), not a hot dog.
Posted by: Brown Line at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (ifmtJ)
Or the honey badger guy.
I had no idea that a spider could murder a snake. I am going to have to make sure that alexthechick is aware of this.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (q2K0j)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (JKNZq)
Very under-rated in my opinion. All because of Married With Children.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020
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She really made that role. I'd heard that the producers were thinking making Peg Bundy a horror show to look at, but wisely realized that making her hot added to the fun and the inside joke (that Al didn't seem to realize what he had).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (rpbg1)
The alternative to police is lynch mobs.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (TAXCv)
Which is precisely why normal Americans should NOT be reflexively and unconditionally supportive of "Law Enforcement". If things go on the trajectory they are currently on, one day the police will be rounding up normies for thought crimes, and it will be completely legal.
Ask Solzhenitsyn.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (jvmXv)
Counselor Tits? "Captain I sense that alien is having lustful thoughts about me."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (PGQA2)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is not wearing a mask now at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM (PiwSw)
Noted.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (e2RUo)
Depressingly, I was also the only person in there without one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (rpbg1)
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This is me, every time I go into a store. Why are there so few that are sans mask.
Posted by: Up and In at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (zobNa)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (e2RUo)
I promptly denounced my own self. After seeing Kate Sagal in her MWC best wig.
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (zr5Kq)
Complete Socialist who has no clue how economics work (naturally). She also wants to get in on the interactions between her landlord and the bank holding the mortgage. It's. . . amazing she doesn't know how she, too, can do that by buying instead of renting.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (Kpl3J)
Of course, you would also have to include the studly hunk of man who makes her swoon...
Posted by: Zap Brannigan at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (PiwSw)
https://twitter.com/neiljetel/status/ 1292784430046748672
Nice full-body tattoos!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (an7Mv)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 11:33 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2020 11:33 AM (b0qjh)
I love the MFM headlines: A night of "unrest" follows a police shooting in Chicago. Yes the cops just opened fire on the poor thing.
What allegedly started this was an honor roll student shot at cops who returned fire and wounded him. The innocent lamb is 20 and has 4 previous arrests including burglary, child endangerment and domestic battery.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2020 11:33 AM (mpeBU)
LaFayette Coney Island to be precise.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (0CeRG)
WRONG!!!
Theodore's on the Boulevard
aka Ted's on Sheridan (well, any Ted's location)
Charcoal grilled, Sahlens hotdogs, with a loganberry to wash it down.
WNYers, amiright?!?!
Posted by: browndog at August 10, 2020 11:33 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (e2RUo)
She bares them in Death Wish II but it is a rape scene so its kinda creepy to see that now.
Posted by: blaster at August 10, 2020 11:33 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: grognard at August 10, 2020 11:33 AM (sb+Cg)
Married With Children. I've always thought she was pretty cute. Factor
in that she's 66 damn years old now, and she's phenomenal looking.
Very under-rated in my opinion. All because of Married With Children.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 11:29 AM
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She literally made millions from that show. Plus it launched Fox as a major broadcaster.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 11:33 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (JKNZq)
++++++++++
Or when she has to rent again. She can enjoy her two choices in the rental market:
- A high-end property that is expensive and where the landlord does exhaustive credit and background checks
- A shitty apartment in a slum with a slumlord landlord.
The middle tends to evaporate when you fuck around like this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 11:33 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (sd8p
That would work.
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 11:33 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (rpbg1)
I think she's a fantastic actress, can do comedy and drama equally well. Very underrated.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:34 AM (e2RUo)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (JKNZq)
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There's no perfect analogy, but I feel like 68 is going to be closer to 20 than 92 would be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:34 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Fortcoins at August 10, 2020 11:34 AM (0jVln)
Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2020 11:34 AM (gmo/4)
this house into a rental, so she will be a landlord. She has no idea
what the Left does to landlords and business owners.
Yeah, some day, she'll get a lesson that she does not like, and her mind will hopefully change when it is her money and her property.
Or not. Some people are unteachable.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 11:34 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: jhawk90 at August 10, 2020 11:34 AM (/ZYFC)
Why would anyone want to destroy a perfectly good hot dog with vegetable matter?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 10, 2020 11:35 AM (luzVb)
any sausage that includes chicken is not sausage
pork/beef okay, but only if experiencing wartime shortages
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:35 AM (iTXRQ)
producers were thinking making Peg Bundy a horror show to look at, but
wisely realized that making her hot added to the fun and the inside joke
(that Al didn't seem to realize what he had).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (rpbg1)
Man - I remember what a controversy that show was at the time. I'd never seen anything like it.
She was also really good in Sons of Anarchy.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 11:35 AM (cBvzT)
Just sayin
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:35 AM (ifmtJ)
Instead they are destroying their own cities.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:35 AM (PGQA2)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:35 AM (iTXRQ)
Some places will refuse to serve ketchup with hot dogs.
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Flo's Hot Dogs in Cape Neddick ME will throw you out if you're over twelve years old and try to order a dog with ketchup.
Posted by: sharksauce at August 10, 2020 11:36 AM (DFZnL)
Just sayin
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:35 AM (ifmtJ)
I confess to having the same thought. That they were exactly where they should be.
Posted by: grognard at August 10, 2020 11:36 AM (sb+Cg)
-The mayor
-Their Hot Dogs
-Their Pizza
Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2020 11:34 AM (gmo/4)
Just 3? Add in the city council, the south and west sides, the lakefront liberals and the White Sox
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2020 11:36 AM (mpeBU)
The Coney dog spots in fort Wayne are very similar to the motor city
variety. Skyline has opened up a few places here with the cincy style
chili. Sauce cheese and hold the onion on mine.
Posted by: Fortcoins at August 10, 2020 11:34 AM
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Topping spaghetti with chili (with or without carrots) could destroy the space time continuum and destroy the Universe.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 11:36 AM (JUOKG)
Just sayin
They are all Rachel Corrie. Excellent!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:36 AM (PGQA2)
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 11:36 AM (cBvzT)
Trump understands that you don't negotiate by giving the other side what they want in return for "yeah, we can talk about that later'
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2020 11:36 AM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Gildersleeve at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (qaTLn)
Gibberish. Go get your diaper changed, dunce.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2020 11:37 AM (z79tQ)
Remember when Beavis and Butthead were going to usher in the death of the Republic?
it was a simpler time
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:37 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 10, 2020 11:37 AM (sd8p8)
Ask Solzhenitsyn.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (z79tQ)
The police should be supported and appreciated as long as the law is just.
They should be treated warily when the law is unjust, but there is still hope of redress. They might be friend or foe, and it can be hard to tell which. Caution is the order of the day.
When the law is unjust and beyond any reasonable hope of reform, there is no moral duty to follow it, nor respect its enforcers. See the masthead for how to live under such conditions.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 11:37 AM (TAXCv)
heresy
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:35 AM (iTXRQ)
To each his or her own, but a Chicago-style has tomatoes and bright green relish along with the sport peppers, pickles, yellow mustard, onion, and celery salt.
Whether or not it tastes good to you is something else.
Posted by: grognard at August 10, 2020 11:37 AM (sb+Cg)
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And that, coming from a potential landlord. Lord, it's so mind-boggling how stupid some people are. I mean, really. How does a brain work like that? So disconnected? Jesus.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2020 11:37 AM (O+I8R)
He must be a regular commenter taking a piss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (UWqZJ)
They are more like a sammish that way. But tasty
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Fortcoins at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (0jVln)
With no police, do you believe I'm going to arrest you, try you, sentence you, and jail you for a period of time? I am not.
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (AytXr)
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face
are ya sure you're doing it right
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Up and In at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM (zobNa)
Stasi here won't let you in the door without one around here. We've stopped all shopping save for food...get fcuked Whitmer
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (gmo/4)
COBS--I'm posting a plea to limit the number of Twitter videos contained in posts. They cause the page to jump up and down for over a minute when I'm trying to load it and if I happen to hit a key while it's trying to sort things out it freezes completely.
Please, guys. You tell us not to respond to trolls. But Twitter is just one big troll and it's screwing up the blog.
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:37 AM (iTXRQ)
Whatever kids AC/DC didn't kill, Dungeons and Dragons would.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (cBvzT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:30 AM (Kpl3J)
I should've added that as a bonus pic. That would've been fun.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (e2RUo)
I'm unable to find sport peppers in MN.
sport peppers? like a nimble jalapeno that corners like it's on rails?
Posted by: Anachronda at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (sGtp+)
LaFayette Coney Island to be precise.
Posted by: Diesel Jones
Just shoot your way in and shoot your way out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Barack Obama, canine connoisseur at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (iTXRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y2k42y6d
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Fortcoins at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (0jVln)
Slick never received 50% of the popular vote, unlike GWB in 2004. Nor did his fatassed drunk ignorant "wife".
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (b0qjh)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 10, 2020 11:37 AM
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They had some good sausages at the old Comiskey park. Don't remember the brand but they were good. Some variation of Polish sausage IIRC.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (JUOKG)
And yes, it is very gratifying to see them scream for the police to come rescue them.
Since the DAs in many cities have decided to not dispense justice, I guess street justice will have to do.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (Z4rgH)
If you want a salad , order a salad.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (PGQA2)
Didn't they?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:40 AM (q2K0j)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2020 11:40 AM (PiwSw)
-The mayor
-Their Hot Dogs
-Their Pizza
You have no idea... And I had them all in the White House!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 10, 2020 11:40 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Having Marie Kondo Shorten His Alias at August 10, 2020 11:40 AM (dwojT)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 11:40 AM (bDqIh)
any sausage that includes chicken is not sausage
pork/beef okay, but only if experiencing wartime shortages
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:35 AM
BUT IS IT A SANDWICH!?!?? (waddles away, weeping)
Posted by: Jonah "Whale Tail" Goldberg at August 10, 2020 11:40 AM (wedPR)
it was a simpler time
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:37 AM (iTXRQ)
To be fair, the Republic is on its last legs now, isn't it?
Posted by: blaster at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (PGQA2)
Some places will refuse to serve ketchup with hot dogs.
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Flo's Hot Dogs in Cape Neddick ME will throw you out if you're over twelve years old and try to order a dog with ketchup.
Posted by: sharksauce at August 10, 2020 11:36 AM (DFZnL)
That's bullshit.
I'm paying money for the food. Let me eat it however I want to.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face
are ya sure you're doing it right.Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (iTXRQ)
Doesn't matter if it's all beef, kosher, whatever - just can't do it. And I've never had one that doesn't seem to contain a significant amount of grease. Can eat a good brat though. Prefer 'em with mustard and banana peppers.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (cBvzT)
The perfect hot dog involves the following:
- Ketchup
- Sweet relish
- Sweet onions
- A gentle, dry Riesling for accompaniment
- A friend with whom to enjoy the meal while your wife is getting railed by a stranger
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (bDqIh)
Please, guys. You tell us not to respond to trolls. But Twitter is just one big troll and it's screwing up the blog.
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (XxJt1)
Noted, but be advised it doesn't do that with me. Let's do a quick poll: Is anyone else having this problem with embedded Twitter causing the page to jump around?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (e2RUo)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Having Marie Kondo Shorten His Alias at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (dwojT)
Posted by: Poll smoker at August 10, 2020 11:42 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2020 11:42 AM (4a9Vv)
Noted, but be advised it doesn't do that with me. Let's do a quick poll: Is anyone else having this problem with embedded Twitter causing the page to jump around?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (e2RUo)
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Yes.
The page loads the text, places you where you were, and then loads the tweets.
Also, qaTLn is tiresome and could use a banning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:42 AM (UWqZJ)
The alternative to police is lynch mobs.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (TAXCv)
A more common alternative is the state that exists in many 3rd world Islamic countries and urban centers. Visualize a sizable urban area with no strong government, very weak to nonexistent police. A lot of small subdivided areas, groups of city blocks, is going to have some local gang, or militia, or whatever you want to call it, in control of that small local area. Now they're going to want to minimize crimes in the blocks they control, because that's where they live and you don't want to get your people seeking for someone else to take over, and they'll also have to watch out for and retaliate against neighboring gangs carrying out raids on their territory for fun and profit. "justice" won't involve courts or procedures, whoever is in charge of some small area just shoots anyone who gets crosswise with him. Simple.
Expand this over a country and you have place like Libya today, which has a couple of major groups and 50 or 60 small groups constantly fighting each other for scraps of power.
And that's how once civilized nations sink back into barbarism.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: blaster
my point was, what we USED to think were big societal problems
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Fortcoins at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (0jVln)
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Some places will refuse to serve ketchup with hot dogs.
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Flo's Hot Dogs in Cape Neddick ME will throw you out if you're over twelve years old and try to order a dog with ketchup.
Posted by: sharksauce at August 10, 2020 11:36 AM (DFZnL)
Recall the scene in Seinfeld with the soup nazi. This is Flo's except for hot dogs. Fantastic hot dogs, btw.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (/6GbT)
Same in CO. And I'm about to just start having groceries delivered too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (3aI0K)
Let's do a quick poll: Is anyone else having this problem with embedded
Twitter causing the page to jump around?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM
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Sometimes on my I pad but never on my computer.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (PGQA2)
Blowout in the high-pressure Botox line.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (PiwSw)
producers were thinking making Peg Bundy a horror show to look at, but
wisely realized that making her hot added to the fun and the inside joke
(that Al didn't seem to realize what he had).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM (rpbg1)
Man - I remember what a controversy that show was at the time. I'd never seen anything like it.
She was also really good in Sons of Anarchy.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020
*
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MWC didn't start out as a controversy, IIRC. Some proto-SJW/Karen somewhere complained to Fox. Fox wisely did not listen, and the controversy made the show an even bigger hit as people tuned in to see what the fuss was about.
"Mister, we could use a man like Al Bundy again!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (rpbg1)
Is anyone else having this problem with embedded Twitter causing the
page to jump around?
Nope - but I turn off JavaScript.
I've found that 90% of my internet problems are avoided that way.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (cBvzT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (OWgiM)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (Zmnko)
Maybe someone could just try the pail of water trick (Wizard of Oz-style)??
She definitely has an aura of "Death Becomes Her" and I don't think it would take much to reveal the work done to make her look sane and her true age.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (bDqIh)
- - - - - - - - - -
Propaganda or Wishcasting. You Make the Call
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (QLgXI)
Since the DAs in many cities have decided to not dispense justice, I guess street justice will have to do.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (Z4rgH)
And when their Pantifa buddies start to get stomped I fully expect the DAs to have the patriots arrested while the Pantifa turds get let go because they must stop "right wing violence:
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (AytXr)
in my opinion, a really good hot dog doesn't need anything on it. Once
you've put the salt and pepper, how much stuff do you need on a good
steak?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2020 11:42 AM (4a9Vv)
Salt, pepper and butter. Real butter.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (N39Ws)
(okay you needed to be here for the discussion yesterday)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)
His defense attorney's closing argument talks about how we've created a generation that is susceptible to communist indoctrination because they only have a passing knowledge of U.S. history and haven't been taught about the nature of communism.
Really scary how prescient it was.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (LZ7Gl)
https://tinyurl.com/y57me42q
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 11:40 AM (bDqIh)
That's hilarious.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:45 AM (e2RUo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
I've been doing shop online/pickup at curb since March
I may never go back inside
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:45 AM (iTXRQ)
Twitter causing the page to jump around?
Yep. Refresh is weird , comment box jumps around. Been that way for a while though and hey, I'm easy.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 10, 2020 11:45 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM
Well...the face-sized ones, naturally. This is a Known Thing.
But I concur. You should advise AtC about this. She'd want to know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:45 AM (ejd/p)
Yes on ace's posts. Not on this one. Apparently ace doesn't know how his blog works.
On the ace posts the jumping goes away once I've scrolled safely into the comments.
Win10, Chrome.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:45 AM (q2K0j)
Recall the scene in Seinfeld with the soup nazi. This is Flo's except for hot dogs. Fantastic hot dogs, btw.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (N39Ws)
A place near here has only one bottle of ketchup in the restaurant. It's one of those mini-bottles they have for airline meals and costs $100.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2020 11:45 AM (PiwSw)
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Hey Teen Vogue, they call that a fu*king job.
Stupid commie dicks.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 11:45 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (e2RUo)
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Big time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 10, 2020 11:45 AM (UAMe5)
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Her name was Terry Rakolta and I believe she wrote a letter complaining about the show where Steve and Al go bra shopping. Don't know her angle. Sexist? Never cared.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 11:46 AM (QLgXI)
That it's Fort Collins, which I'd given up on as wholly subsumed by (to? not sure of the grammar here) the left, is hopeful.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 10, 2020 11:46 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (3aI0K)
Oh noes.. where's my fainting couch. Fcuk them too. They had an ad campaign with all the big coaches (izzo,etc) telling me to mask up.
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2020 11:46 AM (/6GbT)
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Hey Teen Vogue, they call that a fu*king job.
Stupid commie dicks.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 11:45 AM (axyOa)
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Homes spring from holes in the ground fully made. The fact that capitalist oppressors have cornered the market on that is despicable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:46 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 11:46 AM (cBvzT)
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 11:47 AM (QLgXI)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (e2RUo)
No
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2020 11:47 AM (b0qjh)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 10, 2020 11:47 AM (EgshT)
Georgetown University.
I find the appearance of them as a polling unit to to be a pretty obvious sign of desperation that desired polling results aren't being seen.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 10, 2020 11:48 AM (5p7BC)
Heroin injected to the eyeball before making that analysis that this election is just like 1992.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 11:48 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 10, 2020 11:48 AM (yL25O)
Since the DAs in many cities have decided to not dispense justice, I guess street justice will have to do.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM (Z4rgH)
And when their Pantifa buddies start to get stomped I fully expect the DAs to have the patriots arrested while the Pantifa turds get let go because they must stop "right wing violence:
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (mpeBU)
Well that would indicate that the 3rd box is no longer working.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:48 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (/6GbT)
Same here, up in Canada. I suspect all those glowing statistics about job growth are camp guards hired to kick the populace around when they try to walk around without a mask.
Anyway, I can't take the risk. We had a case up here a few weeks ago, a crotchety old guy over 70 in a small country town tried to go into a grocery store without a mask, made a scene when they refused to let him in, the store called the police who tracked him to his home and then shot him. I can't risk being murdered over a mask, especially as the populace would applaud my killing. If it were for the horde, I'd lay down my life, but not for the garbage citizens of Canada.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 10, 2020 11:48 AM (IX6Ss)
Selling your labor in a capitalist marketplace so you don't end up on the street is horrible and unnatural
Did she get paid for writing this article?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 10, 2020 11:48 AM (luzVb)
Georgetown University.
I find the appearance of them as a polling unit to to be a pretty obvious sign of desperation that desired polling results aren't being seen.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 10, 2020 11:48 AM (5p7BC)
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"Believe the polls! They were super accurate in August of 2016! That means we must believe this polling firm that has...never polled a presidential election!"
-Poll troll, mental giant
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (UWqZJ)
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Actually it's 2012. And goddam if you aren't in for disappointment, losing an otherwise winnable race.
Posted by: MJ at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:31 AM
Well...the face-sized ones, naturally. This is a Known Thing.
But I concur. You should advise AtC about this. She'd want to know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
That ain't murder...its justified snakicide.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (axyOa)
The alternative to police is lynch mobs.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 11:25 AM (TAXCv)
A more common alternative is the state that exists in many 3rd world Islamic countries and urban centers. Visualize a sizable urban area with no strong government, very weak to nonexistent police. A lot of small subdivided areas, groups of city blocks, is going to have some local gang, or militia, or whatever you want to call it, in control of that small local area. Now they're going to want to minimize crimes in the blocks they control, because that's where they live and you don't want to get your people seeking for someone else to take over, and they'll also have to watch out for and retaliate against neighboring gangs carrying out raids on their territory for fun and profit. "justice" won't involve courts or procedures, whoever is in charge of some small area just shoots anyone who gets crosswise with him. Simple.
Expand this over a country and you have place like Libya today, which has a couple of major groups and 50 or 60 small groups constantly fighting each other for scraps of power.
And that's how once civilized nations sink back into barbarism.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)
Correct. This is the end game of CW2. Most of the country goes on with business as usual and is never affected by CW2, but the inner cities wind up controlled by gangs that patrol their turf against other gangs (and in some cases against people of the wrong ethnicity). The cities continue to provide services like water, power, sewage, etc., but the police reach an accommodation with the gangs where the effective first line of security is the local gang. There are occasional flareups where one gang encroaches onto another's turf. At the extreme, think Beirut, Mogadishu, Sarajevo.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (UWqZJ)
He's still mad that no one else liked the Banana Splits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (UWqZJ)
Selling your labor in a capitalist marketplace so you don't end up on the street is horrible and unnatural
Did she get paid for writing this article?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 10, 2020 11:48 AM (luzVb)
Yeah and she's pissed off about it.
She wants free money so she can vacation and do Instagram full time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:50 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:38 AM (UWqZJ)
He's still mad that no one else liked the Banana Splits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)
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That guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:50 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:42 AM (UWqZJ)
Meh. A poll troll to be sure, but we need small m morons around to practice on. Cats gotta keep the claws sharp and all that.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2020 11:50 AM (z79tQ)
"Mister, we could use a man like Al Bundy again!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (rpbg1
I never liked MWC. It was just crude and vulgar for no particular reason I could discern other than being crude and vulgar. Unlike South Park, which was crude and vulgar but there was always a point Matt & Trey were trying to make.
Although the YouTube compilation videos of Al Bundy insulting fat chicks are funny af.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:50 AM (e2RUo)
He's still mad that no one else liked the Banana Splits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)
My God, that was shitty show. My little brother watched it once. It sucked.
Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 11:50 AM (ONvIw)
Even a street is unnatural!
"Natural" is dying at the age of four from an infected cut. Much better.
Posted by: JJ Rousseau at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (mpeBU)
Well that would indicate that the 3rd box is no longer working.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:48 AM (ifmtJ)
Two words: jury trial.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Mookie at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (uS2EJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:42 AM (UWqZJ)
Meh. A poll troll to be sure, but we need small m morons around to practice on. Cats gotta keep the claws sharp and all that.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2020 11:50 AM (z79tQ)
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Poll trolls are a complete waste of time because they use only one argument ad nauseum. There's no practice to be had. It's just repetitive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: blaster at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (ZfRYq)
https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/
1292206836519563264
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (ZLI7S)
"Mister, we could use a man like Al Bundy again!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (rpbg1
I never liked MWC. It was just crude and vulgar for no particular reason I could discern other than being crude and vulgar. Unlike South Park, which was crude and vulgar but there was always a point Matt & Trey were trying to make.
Although the YouTube compilation videos of Al Bundy insulting fat chicks are funny af.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:50 AM (e2RUo)
Everybody watched MWC to check out Kelly.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Citizen at August 10, 2020 11:52 AM (dCTdm)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (ZLI7S)
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Well, she did look good in Heathers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:52 AM (UWqZJ)
LaFayette Coney Island to be precise.
Posted by: Diesel Jones
Just shoot your way in and shoot your way out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2020 11:39 AM
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We are going to need a $hitload more ammo folks.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 11:52 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
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I first read that as Joey Heatherton and thought TJM is putting his own mushrooms on the pizza again.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 11:52 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2020 11:52 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)
My God, that was shitty show. My little brother watched it once. It sucked.
Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 11:50 AM
Even as a little kid I thought that show sucked.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:42 AM (UWqZJ)
Looks like someone already wielded the banhammer.
Me, I don't like to waste the banhammer on poll trolls. They're fun to bat around. Let them waste their time here. They're not convincing anybody.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (e2RUo)
But there has to be a certain level of acceptance for the justice system to work. I used to work in a courthouse that did civil litigation, and I was always struck by the fact that half the people left the building very unhappy--you wouldn't go to trial unless you thought you'd win.
But any violence or acting out by the losers was very very rare. Because everyone understood that you had to respect the system. Now I'm not so sure people do, and that's not good
Posted by: artemis at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (AwPyG)
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Being told what your role is in society and waiting in line for what the state manages to produce and deems fit to dole out to you is way, way more natural.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (yL25O)
Target recognition
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (ZLI7S)
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Well, she did look good in Heathers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:52 AM (UWqZJ)
But not in Stranger Things.
*Shudder*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (ifmtJ)
Her name was Terry Rakolta and I believe she wrote a letter complaining about the show where Steve and Al go bra shopping. Don't know her angle. Sexist? Never cared.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 11:46 AM (QLgXI)
She is the aunt of Ronna Romney McDaniel, the current RNC head.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (pNxlR)
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Yes
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM
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To me she was pretty but not really hot. Plus she did not age well.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 11:54 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (ZLI7S)
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Well, she did look good in Heathers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:52 AM
And in that wet, clingy gown in Dracula.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:54 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)
My God, that was shitty show. My little brother watched it once. It sucked.
Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 11:50 AM
Even as a little kid I thought that show sucked.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (ejd/p)
Fun theme song, tho
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:54 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BignJames at August 10, 2020 11:54 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2020 11:55 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 11:55 AM (iTXRQ)
I finally watched that a few weeks back. Strange movie. And was Christian Slater trying to channel Jack Nicholson? I liked Winona's shower scene, though. That could've gone on longer.
Also, she is very short.
Posted by: spindrift at August 10, 2020 11:55 AM (h5TKJ)
And I got look forward to a (deserved) lecture for missing a meeting on Friday.
There were reasons, not good ones, but reasons.
Have fun, play hard, buy ammo...if you still can.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM (ifmtJ)
I love the poll troll acting like there was no Ross Perot in 92.
Posted by: TexasDan
Is Kanye the new Perot?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM (q2K0j)
of course they are, no one's watching the games. If there's no revolution than they've destroyed themselves for no reason.
Hannity and Tucker beat the NBA game when they're on head-to-head
Posted by: artemis at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
The state of WA very proudly showed off its very large warehouse of canned and nonperishable food which is, "A strategic reserve for people needing food assistance".
Gee idiots, if you hadn't shut the state down and taken a couple of million people off the payrolls and moved them to the welfare rolls maybe you wouldn't be needing to stockpile food which, keeps it from the grocery store shelves.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM (d9Irc)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 10, 2020 11:57 AM (k/TB6)
Even more I love the people who insist Perot drew from both side equally, and therefore he didn't make a difference
Posted by: artemis at August 10, 2020 11:57 AM (AwPyG)
You know how when it's cold and flu season, you KNOW it's cold and flu season because everybody's sick? Runny noses, red eyes, people dragging.
Healthiest global epidemic ever. I haven't seen or heard someone sniff, or cough, or sneeze in months.
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2020 11:57 AM (9Fwwf)
DAs to have the patriots arrested while the Pantifa turds get let go
because they must stop "right wing violence.
Yep. That is our new reality, thanks to George Soros and his deep, deep pockets. And love for American politics on the local level.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 11:57 AM (ZCiJZ)
If it saves just one life!!!
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 10, 2020 11:57 AM (EgshT)
https://binged.it/3gWi2zi
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM
Yes. That one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:57 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Morbidly Obese Jonah Goldberg at August 10, 2020 11:57 AM (jjaLl)
The USC poll in 2016 was dynamite using its large fixed sample size. It was great for tracking the general mood and seeing the trend lines as Trump began to build support.
This year, there are at least 6 colleges in the polling business, and they are all getting the same "Biden 50/Trump 40" results.
They are trash, and they are skewing the RCP average.
Just like they are intended to.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 10, 2020 11:58 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (rpbg1)
I almost paired Katey up with Liam Neeson from that some movie, but I chose Bellamy for the 'wtf' factor of the pairing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:58 AM (e2RUo)
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (3aI0K)
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My son has been told by his buddies who play baseball for a big ten school that if football is cancelled, expect all spring sports to be cancelled as well. I assume this is because spring sports are not self-supporting, and are funded by football revenues.
Posted by: Up and In at August 10, 2020 11:58 AM (zobNa)
Posted by: artemis
Bingo!
Spot on!
This!
Used to discuss this with a couple of legal profs. I said that once the general acceptance of the "system" fails, it's is game over. Neither one thought it would ever come to that (both lefties).
Pity I've lost contact with them. I'd love to say Neener Neener Boo Boo!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 11:58 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)
Not sure what battle that is, unless it's the battle for a payday.
Comey has a new book coming out - he probably got a million bucks or so for that in advance. McCabe has to make his at $10k a hit on CNN.
Posted by: blaster at August 10, 2020 11:58 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2020 11:58 AM (b0qjh)
I think you'd have a hard time convincing me that everyone didn't know they were lying from the get-go.
everyone. Hence, Trump's dilemma about how far to go.
Posted by: artemis at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (48RE5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM
Undercaffeinated and aggravated. You?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (ejd/p)
Like Joe likes to say "thats a big f'ing deal"
Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (qXHT5)
https://binged.it/3gWi2zi
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM (q2K0j)
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Monica Bellucci was in that movie too.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (yL25O)
https://binged.it/3gWi2zi
I narrate that clip: "Boobala boobala boobala boobala..."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (FtO5h)
Predator Biden has some work to do.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM
Yes. That one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:57 AM (ejd/p)
Holy moley! They're quite... bouncy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (e2RUo)
Although the YouTube compilation videos of Al Bundy insulting fat chicks are funny af.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020
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Crude and vulgar in order to stand out from pablum like The Cosby Show, which was the standard for sitcoms in 1987. In fact, I think one advertising spot actually said, "They're not The Cosbys!"
My problem with South Park is that they talk so fast that I can't understand what they are saying a lot of the time. Closed captioning is too slow as well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 12:00 PM (rpbg1)
canned and nonperishable food which is, "A strategic reserve for people
needing food assistance".
Gee idiots, if you hadn't shut the state down and taken a couple of
million people off the payrolls and moved them to the welfare rolls
maybe you wouldn't be needing to stockpile food which, keeps it from the
grocery store shelves.
Making people unemployed means they depend on the government. If they depend on the government, they vote for the party that gives them the most.
Conclusion? They must not have figured out how to rig voting quite yet.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 12:00 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Ordering My Zooey Deschanel Sammich Maker at August 10, 2020 12:00 PM (+dsLj)
281 He's still mad that no one else liked the Banana Splits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)
My God, that was shitty show. My little brother watched it once. It sucked.
Posted by: CN at August 10, 2020 11:50 AM
Even as a little kid I thought that show sucked.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (ejd/p)
Fun theme song, tho
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 11:54 AM (ifmtJ)
Indy horror movie called "The Banana Splits" Bingo, Fleegal, Snorky and Drooper. Really bad.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 10, 2020 12:00 PM (k/TB6)
Theodore's on the Boulevard
aka Ted's on Sheridan (well, any Ted's location)
Charcoal grilled, Sahlens hotdogs, with a loganberry to wash it down.
Sounds pretentious.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at August 10, 2020 12:00 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 12:00 PM (FtO5h)
The USC poll in 2016 was dynamite using its large fixed sample size.
It was great for tracking the general mood and seeing the trend lines
as Trump began to build support.
This year, there are at least 6 colleges in the polling business, and they are all getting the same "Biden 50/Trump 40" results.
They are trash, and they are skewing the RCP average.
Just like they are intended to.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 10, 2020 11:58 AM
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Haven't seen an IBD/LA Times poll yet either and they were dead on in 2016.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 12:00 PM (JUOKG)
GUEST: "There really isn't."
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (3aI0K)
That's remarkably unselfaware of Stelter, even by CNN standards.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 10, 2020 12:01 PM (ZGrMX)
Like Joe likes to say "thats a big f'ing deal"
Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (qXHT5)
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That's a recipe for disaster for Democrats.
If that 8% stay home instead of voting, then Trump gains a larger slice of a smaller pie of black support, which is pretty much a perfect storm against Democrats.
I maintain that Democrats are fucked. They've known they've been fucked for months, and all this is desperation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 12:01 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 10, 2020 12:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Up and In at August 10, 2020 11:58 AM (zobNa)
It's just like a big row of dominoes, isn't it?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (e2RUo)
Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:10 AM
Looks great, except the tomato is missing. Not a Chicago dog without tomato.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (Do5/p)
probably that's why. also they're saying they'll play in the spring but that isn't going to happen! the football guys can't play two seasons that close together (spring then next fall).
anyway this is so awful. I suspect the evil Dem governors put pressure on the college presidents of Penn State and Rutgers, places like that. Anything to hurt people. They don't care. Just scorched earth from people like Wolf.
so in the future - DI sports are going to get hit, hard. especially the non-revenue ones. should be interesting. a lot will go down to DIII or just go away altogether.
my eldest is trying to get recruited right now it's god awful. but at least has three coaches (dIII) that want to "sign" (it's not really a commit for DIII). still has DI interest but it's taking forever, kind of tired of making good schools wait just b/c they are DIII at this point!
just such a shame.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 11:41 AM (e2RUo)
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It always happens to me when we have Twitter embeds. Just a consequence of the site. I just make a not of the comment number before refreshing and then search the page for that number. It isn't a big deal for me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (hYcqw)
GUEST: "There really isn't."
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (3aI0K)
That's remarkably unselfaware of Stelter, even by CNN standards.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 10, 2020 12:01 PM
Gaslighting...all the way down.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (ejd/p)
How about the group?
Posted by: Mookie at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2020 11:55 AM (/6GbT
Minus a cut for their Nike pimp. Keep sucking that ChiCom cock, LeBron.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (b0qjh)
https://www.counter-currents.com/2020/08/sky-king/
Posted by: Maskhole at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (hFKne)
Quite a letdown.
Posted by: spindrift at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (h5TKJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yxothehb
Posted by: BignJames at August 10, 2020 11:54 AM (X/Pw5)
I noticed that. I think, for several reasons, it was quite a mistake to announce something like that so far in advance. Clearly they don't have the manpower lined up yet, or they wouldn't need to advertise for it. Second, they've just stated that it's going to be a planned political op, not some "organic" movement, and there goes their propaganda moment out the window.
I would think about the best way to oppose it, but I think it could turn out to be a giant flop.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (Kpl3J)
So the standard-issue Hollywood "if we shock the proletariat, they'll have no choice but to vote for Democrats"?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (4BMGG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
There is fear everywhere. This is being cultivated by the Deep State, and it is being cultivated to control people.
A certain type of person gets an adrenaline rush being a fear monger. It gives purpose to an otherwise stupid and useless life.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 10, 2020 12:01 PM (Dc
Did you send them on their way with a smack from your jewel-encrusted walking stick?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (e2RUo)
yes they're going scorched earth. they're punishing us.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (j9HX3)
Even more I love the people who insist Perot drew from both side equally, and therefore he didn't make a difference
Posted by: artemis at August 10, 2020 11:57 AM (AwPyG)
If you were born after 1988 at the earliest, perhaps you wouldn't remember how it actually went down. So from the oldest millenials down, it's easier to bamboozle people with such a declarative statement.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (z79tQ)
Never had a problem.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (KZzsI)
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You know how when it's cold and flu season, you KNOW it's cold and flu season because everybody's sick? Runny noses, red eyes, people dragging.
Healthiest global epidemic ever. I haven't seen or heard someone sniff, or cough, or sneeze in months.
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2020 11:57 AM (9Fwwf)
PJ Watson vid, on the difference between what is happening, and what people think is happening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA6_GuZOyAI
Skip to about 2:50 to see the discussion of the numbers.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (hku12)
They probably weighted the black support for Trump at .00000000000000000000001
Posted by: Two Weeks From Ordering My Zooey Deschanel Sammich Maker at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 11:45 AM
The deuce you say!
Posted by: FIXA Portable Drill at August 10, 2020 12:04 PM (DMUuz)
Depressingly, I was also the only person in there without one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM
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This is me, every time I go into a store. Why are there so few that are sans mask.
Posted by: Up and In at August 10, 2020 11:32 AM
Where you guys? Here in Michigan, businesses are forced by Whitmer decree to mandate mask-wearing.
I'm assuming you both are in states where mask-wearing has not been mandated.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 10, 2020 12:04 PM (Do5/p)
baseball for a big ten school that if football is cancelled, expect all
spring sports to be cancelled as well. I assume this is because spring
sports are not self-supporting, and are funded by football revenues.
Posted by: Up and In at August 10, 2020 11:58 AM (zobNa)
It's just like a big row of dominoes, isn't it?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM
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Watch for what happens with College basketball. I know for a fact that UK's Basketball season funds nearly every sports program there. Football comes in a distant second to UK Bleeds Blue basketball revenues.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 12:04 PM (JUOKG)
canned and nonperishable food which is, "A strategic reserve for people
needing food assistance".
So...the state is hoarding food?
Interesting.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (axyOa)
I know of no one. And I agree that you shouldn't include your co-worker's uncle, as an example. It has to be someone you know, you saw they were sick, and they were diagnosed with COvid.
Posted by: artemis at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (AwPyG)
Like Joe likes to say "thats a big f'ing deal"
Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (qXHT5)
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They're also showing a massive, unprecedented drop in support from the white population for Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (UWqZJ)
How about the group?
One of my sister-in-laws' uncles, who had numerous comorbidities.
That's it. And you are spot on in insisting on no 2nd and 3rd hand reports. Once you ask it as "...how many people do you *personally* know..." Karens faces go blank. They are all well-armed with BS urban-legend styled stories. My neighbor's daughter's friend's mailman...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: The Shelves at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)
Hot dog is missing tomatoes and green relish
Posted by: grognard at August 10, 2020 11:33 AM
You're right. Relish is missing too.
At least they didn't completely screw it up by putting ketchup on it.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (Do5/p)
How about the group?
Posted by: Mookie
I know one person who got sick. He's a prison guard.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (U3fW+)
https://bit.ly/31AebSc
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 12:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 12:06 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional
My rule of thumb guess is that the Ohio State football program probably grosses about $200 million a year. This and basketball do indeed pay for all the other sports there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 10, 2020 12:06 PM (vcOmj)
I don't know anyone who has died.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2020 12:06 PM (vg8iE)
Not nearly enough of them though. Normies are terrified of fighting back. Normies still have shame, and shame is the tool that the left uses to control us. They call us "racists," and then we shut right up.
Look at the videos of last nights Sack of Chicago. I see _only_ POCs doing the looting. Organized in caravans, with trucks and dollies for hauling the swag away. Ooops, I'm racist and better shut up before I get banninnated here again.
Posted by: gp at August 10, 2020 12:06 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (pNxlR)
Wow
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 12:06 PM (QLgXI)
And a certain type of person that feels like wearing a mask is "doing something". They're in the global battle against the coronavirus. It's the same stupid damn virtue signal as putting out a Hate Has No Home yard sign.
At some point - we're going to have to leave these people behind and move on with our lives, over their objections and mask bitching.
We should have never - never - agreed to wear these frigging masks.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (573j3)
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The USC poll was the LA Times poll. And you are right, it was dead on.
They had a unique methodology, which was so correct that no one dares to use it this year, it seems.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (5p7BC)
GUEST: "There really isn't."
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 11:27 AM (3aI0K)
Every time I see a Stelter quote, I can't help but read it in Mark Dice's falsetto girly voice that he uses to mock him.
Well played, Mr. Dice.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (e2RUo)
How about the group?
Posted by: Mookie at August 10, 2020
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One dead (she was over 70 and overweight to boot) and one sick but recovered (again over 70, but weight not bad). And another member of my writing group said his sister and her husband had it and recovered, but I don't know them.
Hardly the Black Death ca. 1347, is it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (rpbg1)
A disease so lethal, you have to be tested to know you even have it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (KZzsI)
There's proof right there that the polls are BS
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (Zmnko)
Stetler once floated the possibility that Trump had either beaten Melania so badly, or possibly killed her, as the reason Melania had not made public appearances for several weeks.
Beaten and/or killed.
*She was having a medical issue and had surgery shortly after the MSM had their feeding frency of speculation.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DB- just DB
No sport = no scholarship
No scholarship = no incoming
Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (U3fW+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 11:42 AM (UWqZJ)
who that ?
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (zr5Kq)
How about the seniors. This was going to be their year, finally get some playing time, maybe play in a bowl.
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (e2RUo)
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I tossed my cigar stub and a few pennies their way. I am benevolence personified!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
asking my FB "friends", many of whom are left-wing mask-wearing Karens:
How many people do you personally know that has had the Peking Pox, and
how many have died from it? Again, those you know, not second or thirds
hand. I can think of two people who claim to have had it (never tested
but got really sick) and zero dead. This includes where I work.
How about the group?
Posted by: Mookie
I know one person who got sick. He's a prison guard.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM
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I know two people who had the virus but neither of them got sick. Every death we have had in the County has been a person over 75 with other health issues.
8 deaths in a County of 10,000. we lose more people than that during a normal flu season.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (JUOKG)
But of course not usually a felony like assault and battery
I remember in the 60s when civil fighters also broke the law
Anyone else remember tgst ? They too were called commies
Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (5av6P)
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (3aI0K)
Big ripple effect coming.
What happens to scholarships?
NFL draft says whut?
No football = no football on TV = no ads = profit?
How much food, drink, and merch gets sold in a sold out UM or OSU stadium?
List is potentially endless
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM (48RE5)
At some point - we're going to have to leave these people behind and move on with our lives, over their objections and mask bitching.
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this.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM (vg8iE)
Pity I've lost contact with them. I'd love to say Neener Neener Boo Boo!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 11:58 AM (axyOa)
I'm basically repeating the Morning Rant (TM), but back since we talked about the Burning Times I pointed out that laws were there to protect the weak in society, not the strong. I am going to do fine no matter what happens. Millions and millions of people like me who are armed and know how to use weapons will be just fine. The people who aren't going to do fine are those who cannot protect themselves from the predators, and the predators if they screw with us. So long as there is a rule of law, we are OK with letting the laws protect us and our loved ones. But if the law goes away, we will resort to self-help, and it's not going to work out the way the lawbreakers think it will.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM (jK8Z7)
page to jump around?'
Nope - but I turn off JavaScript.
I've found that 90% of my internet problems are avoided that way."
Same. No JavaScript, no problem. Not surprised it *is* a problem for some though since Twitter is nearly unusable on my desktop (for jumping-around-enough-to-be-a-seizure-hazard reasons).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM (uquGJ)
Selling your labor in a capitalist marketplace so you don't end up on the street is horrible and unnatural Posted by: JJ Rousseau at August 10, 2020 11:51 AM (h5TKJ)
Zod has sold Aztecs in the capitalist marketplace to other exploiters. It wasn't so as not to end up on the street, but as a routine business practice.
Doing this is probably horrible and unnatural. If done correctly, it is also profitable.
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM (yvnmY)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (Do5/p)
I want Chicago destroyed so you weirdos will stop doing unnatural things to hotdogs. And pizza.
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM (+v+zN)
this "siege" may be that--something like Occupy Wall street to take up endless minutes in a newscast
Posted by: artemis at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM (AwPyG)
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yes they're going scorched earth. they're punishing us.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 10, 2020 12:03 PM (j9HX3)
The Antifa riots didn't play as well as they hoped. Instead of creating an outpouring of sympathy and a desire for revolution, they just made people mad.
Their internal polling is probably abysmal, and the DNC's leadership now has so little faith in their ability to win that they even wargamed a civil war scenario a week or two ago.
They're feeling like Hitler in his bunker. It's all fallen apart, their ideology can't explain why, the world is all upside down, and where the hell is Steiner?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM (TAXCv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (iTXRQ)
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Because they'll have to go to class and study?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (yL25O)
We should have never - never - agreed to wear these frigging masks.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM
Here in Maskachusetts they're doubling down on it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (ejd/p)
How many people do you personally know that has had the Peking Pox, and how many have died from it? Again, those you know, not second or thirds hand. I can think of two people who claim to have had it (never tested but got really sick) and zero dead. This includes where I work.
How about the group?
Posted by: Mookie at August 10, 2020
Three teenage brothers who are my nephews. All had mild symptoms and have recovered.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (pNxlR)
I'm assuming you both are in states where mask-wearing has not been mandated.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 10, 2020
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I am, to my eternal regret, in Lousy-ana . . . and the governor has decreed mask-wearing, and Madame Mao the parish president issued her edict on July 1.
I think, here at least, it's being honored more in the breach than in the observance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (rpbg1)
I kind of think basketball HAS to happen. plus it starts after the election so that will make a huge difference.
anyway not only do basketball/football fund all the other sports at their schools, the big programs fund THE OTHER SCHOOLS' SPORTS. that's why no one cared when MAC said no sports. who cares? they closed it up b/c they only make any money with out of conference games!
yeah this is going to be a bloodbath for collegiate sports, but then it will ALSO be a bloodbath for the colleges themselves. the big state schools will still be standing but other than that? probably nearly half of small colleges are going to close.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (j9HX3)
Very underrated actress, because she absolutely killed it in SoA.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (i9bIW)
There's proof right there that the polls are BS
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (Zmnko)
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They're extrapolating from the midterms where the suburbs went Democratic.
Of course, Democrats did a very good job of localizing those races with candidates who were saying, "We're not going to vote for impeachment, but we will find solutions on healthcare."
I don't think that kind of localized strategy is going to work again this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (fMhOl)
Just read that 40% of Harvard freshmen have deferred.
Bet that's similar tor other universities.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (bDqIh)
No scholarship = no incoming
Posted by: rickb223
well, I didn't go to college
but I have seen "Back To School" with Rodney Dangerfield...
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (iTXRQ)
And everything else at the school that can be called a sport lives on football money.
The Debate Team, too.
Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM
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I am so stealing that.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (CTJwJ)
I don't. Way too much demanding and posturing over the BLM movement from players.
The only thing that galls me is that they're still going to get a scholarship even if they don't play. The schools were nuts to guarantee those scholarships.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (573j3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 12:05 PM (UWqZJ)
Wonder what could be causing that.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (QLgXI)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DB- just DB
No sport = no scholarship
No scholarship = no incoming
Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM (U3fW+)
They may have to go to classes like normal college students.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (KZzsI)
A disease so lethal, you have to be tested to know you even have it
Posted by: Christopher
A disease SO LETHAL they have to scrape your brain to test for it, but SO LETHAL that you can spread it with a causal pass in the grocery store.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (U3fW+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 10, 2020 11:56 AM
Undercaffeinated and aggravated. You?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (ejd/p)
About the same. Ain't it grand?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
Looks great, except the tomato is missing. Not a Chicago dog without tomato.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (Do5/p)
Leave it to Chitcago to regulate hot dog embellishments.
Probably because the Illinois Democrats are making money off the sale of tomatoes.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (hku12)
Doing this is probably horrible and unnatural. If done correctly, it is also profitable.
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM (yvnmY)
So you were a Pontiac salesman? Hat's off, it'd take a real gift to sell those ugly things.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (TAXCv)
This. If you want to have any clue at all what's happening in Iran you *have* to use Twitter. Iran can't be the only place that's true for either.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (uquGJ)
When you said "over their...", I immediately pictured them being used for railroad ties.
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2020 12:11 PM (l0Lgi)
220
Big 10 cancels football season.
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM
Oh noes.. where's my fainting couch. Fcuk them too. They had an ad campaign with all the big coaches (izzo,etc) telling me to mask up.
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2020 11:46 AM
That's easy for us to say. But I bet all college-town small businesses -- restaurants, hotels, etc -- are freaking out about all that counted on annual revenue not happening this year.
Huge negative trickle-down effect that is going to happen with no in-person college and no college sports this season.
That is on top of all the revenue they have lost so far simply due to the shutdowns and the ridiculous COVID-19 restrictions in place (masks, social distancing, no inside dining, etc) the last few months.
If we thought small businesses closing and ruined this summer was bad, there's going to be another rash of them again this fall without their counted-on revenue from college sports season.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 10, 2020 12:11 PM (Do5/p)
1. My kids grandmother (my ex-MIL) - she was 89. Lots of comorbidities. In hospital with broken hip. She died early - April.
2. A guy I know about 50. He travelled tons for work. Got tested and had the antibodies. He reported a bad flu in early February.
That is it.
Posted by: blaster at August 10, 2020 12:11 PM (ZfRYq)
will ALSO be a bloodbath for the colleges themselves. the big state
schools will still be standing but other than that? probably nearly half
of small colleges are going to close.
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In the end, the Power 5 expect to still be standing - with a lot of competition gone. One hopes this bold (political) gambit fails completely.
Posted by: SH at August 10, 2020 12:11 PM (sX1BW)
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Fascinating.
I wonder how they're justifying it.
Like seriously:
Are the Obama-Trump voters not going to vote?
All the blue collar, have not voted since Reagan voters Trump motivated staying home?
Who and why?
I believe the answer is: Secret sauce of "I have to sell a poll and no one will buy one showing Trump winning. "
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 10, 2020 12:11 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: at August 10, 2020 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 10, 2020 12:11 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 10, 2020 12:11 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 12:08 PM
In the fruit cellar with Mrs. Bates.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 12:11 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020
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Yeah. The knockoff that followed, Unhappily Ever After, was never funny and only watchable because of Nikki Cox, who made Christina Applegate look like a very pretty boy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (7ixfo)
@Nate_Cohn
Unbelievably, the Battleground poll--sponsored by Georgetown University and conducted by two fairly well known partisan pollsters--is not weighted by education and comes in at ... 63 percent with a college degree. Holy cow.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)
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Fascinating.
I wonder how they're justifying it.
Like seriously:
Are the Obama-Trump voters not going to vote?
All the blue collar, have not voted since Reagan voters Trump motivated staying home?
Who and why?
I believe the answer is: Secret sauce of "I have to sell a poll and no one will buy one showing Trump winning. "
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 10, 2020 12:11 PM (aO8Gd)
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They're building their models with an assumption that the increased support for Democrats in the suburbs in the midterms is going to carry over into 2020.
I think it's a very faulty assumption.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (iTXRQ)
can you do the triple lindie?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (7ixfo)
I meant to say when there's no real cases of Covid to speak of....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (7ixfo)
Reports from Dan Patrick and Paul Finebaum are that the SEC still intends to play.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (sWM8x)
thankfully at WCU the kids ARE back on campus, that helps. hopefully they stay!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (j9HX3)
just such a shame.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 10, 2020 12:02 PM (j9HX3)
I feel great sympathy for your son, for all young people with talent who are having their dreams and plans crushed by this.
In the bigger picture for those who want to see "higher education" completely restructured; this move by them is going to be absolutely devastating to their finances. Not just the loss of revenue, but the drop off in student enrollment by those who figure "better off to live at home and study online." People forget that the Athletic programs are one of the big things that draws people in; they shut that down, they cut their own throats.
I believe they *THINK* that Biden is going to win, and he's going to sign massive bailouts for the States, and either the Feds or the States will hand them massive amounts of money to make up for the catastrophic losses they're feeling now, and which will continue. That's their Plan "A". And they don't have any Plan "B".
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)
I mean a kid whose dream was to play college football, he gets a scholarship, he's this >
that's gotta suck
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (iTXRQ)
@Nate_Cohn
Unbelievably, the Battleground poll--sponsored by Georgetown University and conducted by two fairly well known partisan pollsters--is not weighted by education and comes in at ... 63 percent with a college degree. Holy cow.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)
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"If you don't believe it, then you hate science and baby seals."
-Poll troll
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (iTXRQ)
I finally watched that a few weeks back. Strange movie. And was Christian Slater trying to channel Jack Nicholson? I liked Winona's shower scene, though. That could've gone on longer.
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Huh, I thought I knew that movie pretty well and don't remember a Winona shower scene.
Winona's mom: "Oh, yoooooouuu...."
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (O+I8R)
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The search for COVID will be stronger than the search for hate crimes.
Posted by: SH at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (sX1BW)
The piece about the food stockpile is on the KIRO website.
They seem very proud of it and want to gather more.
Gee, abut those rising food prices?
Don't know how that could've happened?
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: Furious George at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: RBG at August 10, 2020 12:14 PM (vg8iE)
College Football supports everything you can think of. Guys buy new trucks and vans just to have something respectable to drive to the games.
And everything else at the school that can be called a sport lives on football money.
The Debate Team, too.
Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (RuIsu)
And thus we see why colleges are a plantation society, with college football athletes as its slaves.
Put that in your "colonialism is everywhere" hats, BLM / Antifa.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2020 12:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020
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They're waiting to hear from Die Nadel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2020 12:14 PM (rpbg1)
All that is left is video games, really.
Posted by: blaster at August 10, 2020 12:14 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 12:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (TdMsT)
Yeah, but I'm the damned fool who actually clicked on the video.
Yeesh.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 12:14 PM (hku12)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 12:09 PM (iTXRQ)
can you do the triple lindie?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (JFO2v)
Very funny movie--but a bit dated.
Remember the scene where Burt Young as the limo driver--in order to clear out the crowds so that Dangerfield could register for class--holds up a "Bruce Springsteen" sign----and all the girls to running and screaming towards the limo?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 12:14 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 11:59 AM (ejd/p)
About the same. Ain't it grand?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM
Happy effin' Monday!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 12:14 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3
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I know a bunch. No matter, I still go maskless and without fear into the world and I will not get the vaccine.
Well, without fear of the wuflu. I'm scared shitless of some other stuff. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2020 12:15 PM (Rvt88)
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But the movie was great! And in their little idiot hearts they all think THEY
are going to be Mel Gibson! And they're finally going to get the HAWT chicks, just like in the movie. No more "incel" status for them !!!!
Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at August 10, 2020 12:15 PM (UxPZ9)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 12:13 PM (sWM8x)
I assume Finebaum will continue to cry into every available microphone about how playing is the greatest injustice in human history.
For a guy that owes his living to college football - he really, really doesn't want any college football.
Posted by: This Is My Surprised Face at August 10, 2020 12:15 PM (573j3)
Posted by: artemis at August 10, 2020 11:53 AM (AwPyG)
+++++++++
The fastest way to lose respect for "the system" is to interact with it. For me, it happened when I was 18. I had a couple of run-ins with cops due to traffic law (a speeding ticket that was legitimate, and a bunch of other crap that wasn't courtesy of my bored small-town cops). Then I had a car get stolen and then crashed almost immediately. They came out, pulled their puds for a while, filed a report, and told me there was nothing they could do.
That's been my experience. When it involves raising revenue or getting in the way, they're all over it. When it comes to investigating a crime, they don't do much. I lost any respect I may have had the day they refused to even bother investigating my car theft.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 12:15 PM (hYcqw)
Blowout in the high-pressure Botox line.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2020 11:43 AM (PiwSw)
I admit it, I laughed.
Posted by: Flyover at August 10, 2020 12:16 PM (Rbu5d)
Aw come on its a fun silly song
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 12:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 10, 2020 12:17 PM (naEeR)
I have realized that so many people think that a positive test equals death. They have been fear mongered into a little ball of quivering mass.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2020 12:17 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2020 12:18 PM (hYcqw)
Texas sees highest 7-day coronavirus positivity rate: ER doctor says 'we're not seeing signs' of surge ending
Real Numbers in Growth last 7 days:
1.34%
2.07%
1.93%
1.65%
1.51%
1.47%
1.01%
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 10, 2020 12:18 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 10, 2020 12:18 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: 2020 Election at August 10, 2020 12:18 PM (+dsLj)
I don't think it would take much to reveal the work done to make her look sane and her true age.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (bDqIh)
If we locate the portrait in the attic and destroy it...?
Posted by: Flyover at August 10, 2020 12:19 PM (Rbu5d)
My friend said, 'So you are an anarchist?'
The young thug said "Yeah, f... you and all your f...ing laws!"
My friend said in a calm, restrained voice: "At this moment the law is the only thing that keeps me from enjoying killing you with my bare hands."
The young man backed away from the massive officer with his mouth agape and was not seen again that day.
Posted by: Dennis at August 10, 2020 12:19 PM (dBNX/)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (7ixfo)
Nah. The miracle happens Nov 4th, depending on outcomes.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2020 12:20 PM (z79tQ)
Until yesterday the plan was to play only in-conference, as if there were a scientific basis to say that playing Ohio State is healthy but playing Temple would be dangerous.
As to knock on effects, yeah, six times each Fall State College becomes the second largest city in Pennsylvania. People depend on that. It gone now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 12:20 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 11:44 AM (N39Ws)
Never thought of butter. Hmmm.
I typically eat hd's with a scrape of real mayo, and a bit of dill or sweet relish. Sometimes a scrape of dijon and a bit if relish.
I have been known to eat the good stuff plain.
Posted by: Flyover at August 10, 2020 12:21 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 12:07 PM
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I am so stealing that.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (JUOKG)
LOL
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 12:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Had one like that in London, except everything was dry. The onions were dry, the mustard was barely present, and the sausage was bone dry.
How the hell the British make sausages without a bit of fat in them is beyond me. Thank God the US chose to follow German sausage traditions.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 10, 2020 12:23 PM (naEeR)
tracked him to his home and then shot him. I can't risk being murdered over a mask, especially as the populace would applaud my killing. If it were for the horde, I'd lay down my life, but not for the garbage citizens of Canada.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 10, 2020 11:48 AM (IX6Ss)
My God, have mercy.
Posted by: Flyover at August 10, 2020 12:23 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Old and busted: Bring out your dead!
New and shiny: Bring out your inconvenienced!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2020 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)
The Big 10 is going to feel stupid as soon as October comes around and there's really no Covid around.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2020 12:12 PM (7ixfo)
The media will never allow the Pox Panic to subside. And the sports media seems to be very happy this is happening. Such is the hatred of Trump.
Posted by: Mookie at August 10, 2020 12:25 PM (3vIkC)
So I was daydreaming about what our entertainment will look like in that Brave New World. When they finally start making movies again, will all street scenes feature carefully spaced extras wearing masks? Will all office comedies have people wearing masks in their cubicles? Acting with their eyebrows, since the lower half of their face is hidden?
If not, won't people become annoyed at seeing life depicted onscreen that's so much freer and happier than real life? Won't the dissonance finally become too much? Myself, I watch old movies, and I'm already noticing things that used to be staples of the movies: restaurant scenes, people dancing in nightclubs, crowded train platforms, parties - which don't exist in real life and may not ever again. Will these films eventually suppressed, so people won't be irritated by reminders of lost liberty and happiness?
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 10, 2020 12:27 PM (IX6Ss)
You mean subjects, not citizens.
My advice is simple. Get out of there while you can.
It'll only get harder as time goes on.
No job is worth it, and modern communication technology lets you keep up with family anywhere in the world, at least until the socialists erect a Great Firewall there.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 10, 2020 12:32 PM (TAXCv)
Fortunately, there is enough recorded entertainment already to keep anybody entertained for the rest of their lives. Who has seen ALL the good movies? Who has heard ALL the good music? Who has read ALL the good books? Plenty of fine old stuff left to consume. F*ck the new stuff, and f*ck sportsball.
Posted by: gp at August 10, 2020 12:33 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 12:10 PM (KZzsI)
Situations like that ate why I'm so grateful my parents are able to care for my grandparents. Grandma has dementia and Grandpa is quite feeble and there's no way they would have survived this (Grandpa even said as much to Mom). They would have been separated, alone, and terrified.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 10, 2020 12:33 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 10, 2020 12:36 PM (pB6Gt)
Were are all the sic people? I've been told this is a pandemic. Surely there are pics or videos of a packed ERs or hospital corridors, patients waiting in line to be treated... a semi full parking lot? ...anything? Something?
Posted by: Pliney at August 10, 2020 12:36 PM (eVhWu)
She's got class and also ample amounts of VavavaVOOM!
Does that Chicago style hot dog need more bullet holes to be authentic?
Posted by: Robert is aware he sounds like an asshole, but we're talking big money at August 10, 2020 12:41 PM (7q/0c)
Reports from Dan Patrick and Paul Finebaum are that the SEC still intends to play.
When the SEC pulls the plug, you know this shit has got real. All the other conferences play flag football, as far as I can tell
Posted by: How much does a Zombie Ernest Hemingway? at August 10, 2020 12:49 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 10, 2020 11:16 AM (lgiXo)
I recognized her in the first one, but the second one absolutely sealed it.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 10, 2020 01:14 PM (fpng3)
Posted by: Gridlock at August 10, 2020 01:31 PM (/7w/5)
Can we get a term for this sort of activity. Whether blocking cars, or people from walking along, it's a form of harassment. I just googled a bit and found this - stopstreetharassment dot org. Very good info on laws against blocking access, etc.
Posted by: Rick Happ at August 10, 2020 01:53 PM (N9arx)
1. Hot Dogs
2. Pizza
3. Ethics
Posted by: ruralbob at August 10, 2020 02:09 PM (PqKIk)
Posted by: FriscoJim at August 10, 2020 06:09 PM (+56GQ)
These bastards are everywhere and they're well-armed and trained. Makes me wonder who's training them and who's paying for all their sophisticated materiel?
It will take a lot more than fists to put them down--especially when we have a public that is entirely sympathetic to their goals and that keeps electing prosecutors that not only won't prosecute criminals, but instead citizens who have the temerity to defend themselves.
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