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Super-cute but weird-looking puppy loves bananas!

Posted by: Ace at 07:08 PM




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1 Ahhh, a moment of relief.

Posted by: gdgm+ at July 31, 2020 07:08 PM (ExnWy)

2 Pretty certain that's a bat, racist.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:09 PM (kzE+F)

3 That is the cutest bat I've ever seen.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at July 31, 2020 07:09 PM (B4Nkq)

4 Puppies kan haz bananaz!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 31, 2020 07:10 PM (xptlg)

5 Fruit bat!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2020 07:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

6 Also, called the others in the previous thread...

Posted by: gdgm+ at July 31, 2020 07:10 PM (ExnWy)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

8 ha!

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (DtYa1)

9 Alzo, not-puppiez can haz bananaz.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (xptlg)

10 Top ten!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (KnJdm)

11 I've never thought of Ace as a cute puppy kind of guy. But here he is.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (lgiXo)

12 Huge bat!

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (ONvIw)

13 Bat.

Spreading the disease.

https://youtu.be/R7xtYIJgPjg

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Froot bat.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (HEEq1)

15 Strange legs on that "puppy."

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (Zmnko)

16 Heh. That "puppy" can give you rabies just like the real thing.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (ZSK0i)

17 11 I've never thought of Ace as a cute puppy kind of guy. But here he is.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (lgiXo)

He's a bat guy

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (ONvIw)

18 10 Top ten!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (KnJdm)
=======

You just made it!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (xptlg)

19 That puppy scares me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (W/knt)

20 Pretty stoked. Picking up a kayak for my oldest tomorrow, so we'll all be out on the water this weekend.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (KnJdm)

21 I think he's so weird looking because he's so skinny-thus making his eyes look huge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (oDRcK)

22 15 Strange legs on that "puppy."
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (Zmnko)

Like a flying puppy

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (ONvIw)

23 Herman Cain owns Bill Clinton in debate over
"Hillary Care". _heartwarming

https://twitter.com/i/status/1288850327748386817

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (Okeht)

24 21 I think he's so weird looking because he's so skinny-thus making his eyes look huge.

And he's a bat

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (Zmnko)

25 They are breeding puppies and rats? This video is from China, isn't it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (njnF2)

26 This is why kids need pets the second they prove responsible enough to own one. ADORABLE.

Posted by: trev006 at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (A6Wna)

27 batflu!!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (TOyHQ)

28 "You'll be up and hanging in a few days" said no one ever to a puppy! Too funny

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (ONvIw)

29 Fattening him up for fried bat stew

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (Zmnko)

30 24 21 I think he's so weird looking because he's so skinny-thus making his eyes look huge.

And he's a bat

...

a little from column A, a little from column B

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

31 It is pretty amazing huge huge some species of fruit bats can get. "Flying foxes" (as they used to be called) is not an exaggeration.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (HEEq1)

32 "You'll be up and hanging in a few days" said no one ever to a puppy! Too funny
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (ONvIw)


Not true.

Posted by: Michael Vick at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (SgjGX)

33 It's no spider goat, but I guess bat dog will do in a pinch

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (YxRHs)

34 Let me try that again.

They are breeding puppies and bats? This video is from China, isn't it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (njnF2)

35 ba
na
na
na
na

bat
pup!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (TOyHQ)

36 25 They are breeding puppies and rats? This video is from China, isn't it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (njnF2)

_____________________


Sure it is...it's from Uncle Ming's Hometown Buffet in East Wuhang.

Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (65pKx)

37 27 batflu!!!!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (TOyHQ)

Gesundheit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (KnJdm)

38 Not top ten.

Had a partly satisfying day, though. Got a problem solved for a client, had a minor transaction close, and finally got something out the door I kept getting pulled away from. So that was good. I'm a lot more effective when I'm not being hounded and am allowed to just get shit done.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

39 batnana

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (TOyHQ)

40 More Epstein doc dumps:

Not only Al, but TIPPER Gore traveled on Epstein's "Lolita Express".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (unn44)

41 On a real puppy note, my kid's new Keeshond is adorable and like a cloud of fluff. Other kid's 17+ yo puppy survived his dental surgery, a little loopy from anesthesia, but I've seen much worse.

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (ONvIw)

42 That puppy looks delicious.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (EgshT)

43 Are fruit bats gay?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (xPl2J)

44 Doggehs keep my faith in the ultimate goodness of life.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (cZjDV)

45 Is there a hunting season for these things? It'd be "cute" on my wall next to other winged critters.

Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (0jZnq)

46 20 Pretty stoked. Picking up a kayak for my oldest tomorrow, so we'll all be out on the water this weekend.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (KnJdm)

Sounds awesome!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

47 Some bats are not so ugly, but those wings are always creepy.

Some bats are horrific and nightmarish looking

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (KZzsI)

48
Not true.
Posted by: Michael Vick at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (SgjGX)

I forgot about your azz, vick

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (ONvIw)

49 Just watched Nothing But Trailers . They have 4 or 5 comic book movies coming out. I guess they are going to beat that horse until it's dead.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (2DOZq)

50 5 ba
na
na
na
na

bat
pup!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM

NO!!! Now I cannot get it out of my head!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (/+bwe)

51 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

Excellent. Father in law just got an epic court case ruling in his favor, which was somewhat unexpected.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (KnJdm)

52 willowed, from the last thread:

so let's say you are an agreeable simp and you willingly go along with this horseshit. When does it end?
More importantly, HOW does it end?
Do you eventually take you own life before a crowd of woke retards as a ritual sacrifice to all those who sinned before you?
Do you give up your lot in life, acquired relationships and treasures?
Seriously, what is the end state to this shit?

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (xyImL)

53 Pretty stoked. Picking up a kayak for my oldest tomorrow, so we'll all be out on the water this weekend.
Posted by: flounder

-

(fistbump)

If he doesn't have one of those improved range of motion paddling life jackets yet they make a world of difference for being able to stay on the water longer. Essentially just flotation pads on chest and back where arms can move freely without rubbing a normal vest style life jacket.

Have fun and enjoy the memories.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (xnOcC)

54 51 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

Excellent. Father in law just got an epic court case ruling in his favor, which was somewhat unexpected.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (KnJdm)

Cool. Is he a lawyer? Or was he a party in the lawsuit?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

55 Is his name Wuhan?

Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (ofIwF)

56 I've always thought of Ace as an Ewok warrior. Those are mean little buggers.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (lgiXo)

57 chupacabra

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (DtYa1)

58 Sounds awesome!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

Road trip tomorrow morning to pick it up. Little things in life are best.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (KnJdm)

59 40 More Epstein doc dumps:

Not only Al, but TIPPER Gore traveled on Epstein's "Lolita Express".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)



Tipper made sure the music had no naughty lyrics while Al dove into a pile of naked children.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (njnF2)

60 Ah, the Quarantine Cafe.

I'll have the 6 Feeta Margarita, please.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (/669Q)

61 55 Is his name Wuhan?
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (ofIwF)

Fatten him up and into the pot, then?

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (ONvIw)

62 Bill Clinton spokesperson Angel Ureņa says Bill Clinton never visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.

"Angel" in the Miltonic sense.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (ykYG2)

63 Lil bat doesn't at all seem scared, just eager for food

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (KZzsI)

64 Is it soup, yet?

Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (X/Pw5)

65 I'm not saying that's an alien, but it did induce a semi-erect state in my penis.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (sWM8x)

66 shot please

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (DtYa1)

67 Speaking of bats, on of the comic book movies is about a guy turning into a bat. Now I've forgotten the name. Moribus or something like that .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

68
Excellent. Father in law just got an epic court case ruling in his favor, which was somewhat unexpected.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (KnJdm)



Bank Error in your favor. Collect $200.

Posted by: Monopoly at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Kudos to that woman for fostering a bat. I think most ppl love animals, but bats? That's a diehard.

Posted by: EveR at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (ZZDMQ)

70 Tipper made sure the music had no naughty lyrics while Al dove into a pile of naked children.

I love bringing that up to leftists. The no fun brigade swapped sides a while back, its lefties who are trying to ban fun now. Someone's feeling might get hurt!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

71 52
willowed, from the last thread:



so let's say you are an agreeable simp and you willingly go along with this horseshit. When does it end?

More importantly, HOW does it end?

Do you eventually take you own life before a crowd of woke retards as a ritual sacrifice to all those who sinned before you?

Do you give up your lot in life, acquired relationships and treasures?

Seriously, what is the end state to this shit?

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (xyImL

One word.....Wicker.

Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (ofIwF)

72 You give me now! I make soup.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (SWbVS)

73 Not only Al, but TIPPER Gore traveled on Epstein's "Lolita Express".

Well, you kinda always knew that the song lyric nanny thing was a cover for something.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (qc+VF)

74 had a minor transaction close

-

I love that this can mean so many things in Florida.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (dRKLu)

75 bear discovers the wheel : twitter.com/ABC/status/1289215517270581249

They'll be driving chariots through the I-25 next

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (ykYG2)

76 Cool. Is he a lawyer? Or was he a party in the lawsuit?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

Expert witness against state clusterfuckery and incompetence. Big time billing coming his way, once damages phase settled. Fallout in terms of heads rolling already underway.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (KnJdm)

77 58 Sounds awesome!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

Road trip tomorrow morning to pick it up. Little things in life are best.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (KnJdm)

Ah yes. Those are the kinds of memories I wish I could've made. Just have to find alternatives going forward.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

78 He's wearing khakis.

Posted by: My dog has no nose! at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (R3uH2)

79 > Bill Clinton spokesperson Angel Urea says Bill Clinton never visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.

As someone on Twatter said, Bill Clinton would lie about being Bill Clinton, and his sycophants would believe it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (unn44)

80 Bat thought bubble: "Just a little bit closer hooman. Little more...little more..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (HaL55)

81 52 willowed, from the last thread:

so let's say you are an agreeable simp and you willingly go along with this horseshit. When does it end?
More importantly, HOW does it end?
Do you eventually take you own life before a crowd of woke retards as a ritual sacrifice to all those who sinned before you?
Do you give up your lot in life, acquired relationships and treasures?
Seriously, what is the end state to this shit?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (xyImL)

Well it's just a rather late stage aspect of divide and rule practiced by elites. There's not really a goal and end state in mind so much as the pursuit of power. Each new generation of the ambitious will try to outdo the prior in order to acquire power and oust the former wave as insufficiently pure. This isn't about the victims, this is about the goals of those who hold and seek power.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

82 I remember watching one of those wildlife documentaries that had a scene with vampire bats feasting on sea lion pups. Creepy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (lgiXo)

83 Video is not playing for me right, but I can see the still pic.

That is a fruit bat, not a puppy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (1g7ch)

84 Fruit bats are very cute. Too bad they are virus vectors. And they refuse to wear masks.

Posted by: gp at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (qpX6U)

85 Super cute bat.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (gLRfa)

86 The bats have been very active around Casa RMBS lately. This is good. Mosquitoes are asshoe!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (rBtIz)

87 > Father in law just got an epic court case ruling in his favor, which was somewhat unexpected.

Nice!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (unn44)

88 My dog Milo is suffering from a severe case of batface, so I appreciate this thread.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (KTq2u)

89 a fur ball of heroin

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (pB6Gt)

90 Nice Insom!

Just came back from dinner - had an interesting interaction with the waitress. When I walked into the place she ask me to put on a mask and offered me one. (Local ordinance) I told her I was medically exempt. She looked at me and nicely said "Oh." and then gently took my arm and walked me to the table.

I'm only 29 FFS!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (6WCwE)

91 Expert witness against state clusterfuckery and incompetence. Big time billing coming his way, once damages phase settled. Fallout in terms of heads rolling already underway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (KnJdm)

Good for him. Any man that testifies against state clusterfuckery and incompetence is A-OK in my book.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

92 Welp, it's a bat. But it is cute.

We had a herd of buck deer in the backyard two days ago. The largest one was a 10 pointer I believe.

I keep looking out for fawns. Or as my evil husband calls them, "veal."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

93 That little bat is adorable!! Noooo, don't take my banana!!!

Posted by: Moki at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (/H+aK)

94 52 Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (xyImL)

Wow, you must really hate bats.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (dOV9E)

95 Flounder: Definitely get and wear lifejackets; water is fun but dangerous.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (cZjDV)

96 82 I remember watching one of those wildlife documentaries that had a scene with vampire bats feasting on sea lion pups. Creepy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

I think I saw that fairly recently
creepy AF

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (TOyHQ)

97 87 > Father in law just got an epic court case ruling in his favor, which was somewhat unexpected.

Nice!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)


i hope that happens to me

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (DtYa1)

98 Tip. Per. ?? I. Just. Met. 'Er.

ha. ha. ha. ha.

Posted by: zombie stephen hawking at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (an7Mv)

99 "Angel Urea"

That's a real name?

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (Tnijr)

100 83 Video is not playing for me right, but I can see the still pic.

That is a fruit bat, not a puppy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (1g7ch)

*pssst*
I think ace is fucking with us about the "puppy" thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

101 To put it another way, to the starving victims of a communist regime, the starvation is intensely personal. From the ruler to the lowly commisar, it isn't. The dying are merely stepping stones.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

102 Does anybody see my comment? Computer check...

Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (0jZnq)

103 Hi, Moki!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

104 Angel Urea sounds like some kind of weird fetish tranny stage name.

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2020 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

105 We used to get bats in our wood stove on the farm. They would hang out in the chimney at night and fall in, all ashy and sooty. I'd carefully take the little things out and dust them as best I could then put them in a tree.

They eat mosquitos and such.

My favorite rescue was an owl that got in the TV repair shop my dad worked at, hurt a wing. So he took it home and we fed him and cared for him until he could fly again. Owls are so cool

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI)

106 OMG. That poor dog.

People who put them out by the road and run off should be impaled.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 07:23 PM (2JVJo)

107 Good for him. Any man that testifies against state clusterfuckery and incompetence is A-OK in my book.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

Good part is that it truly is justice served - damages appropriately apportioned - given that what the state had done is basically bankrupted the guy, just because he was not one of them. Breach of contract.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (KnJdm)

108 Just came back from dinner - had an interesting interaction with the waitress. When I walked into the place she ask me to put on a mask and offered me one. (Local ordinance) I told her I was medically exempt. She looked at me and nicely said "Oh." and then gently took my arm and walked me to the table.

I'm only 29 FFS!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (6WCwE)

Hey, you received human touch, which is more than a lot of us can say today. Take the win!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

109 Neighbor used to walk a pot-bellied pig around the neighborhood.

Simpleton down the street washed his car nearly every day.

Cute at 10 pounds. Disgusting at 200.

Was always wearing a tie, too. Strange neighborhood.

Posted by: socalcon at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (Roy2Z)

110 I keep looking out for fawns. Or as my evil husband calls them, "veal."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM

Venison is awfully cute when it's little.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (rBtIz)

111 Some Moron in the last thread made a great point.

We have a living president who is still very involved in politics, and whose wife was the candidate four years ago, who is confirmed in a court document to have made multiple trips to an island for sicko levels of child abuse and rape.

And it's not being talked about at all.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (dRKLu)

112 Isn't that a bat?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (GbPPJ)

113 better have a shit ton of vaccinations to handle these things, I wouldn't try it

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (ONvIw)

114
Virtuoso British organist Jane Parker-Smith passed away recently at 70.

https://tinyurl.com/y5g6kbwm

The obituary in the Daily Telegraph said, "She swore like a trooper, drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney and made music like an angel." Here's a performance of the Toccata in F major by Jules Grison:

https://youtu.be/si_hyxW7-N8

She was also an avid follower of Formula One racing. Sounds like she would have made a great 'ette.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (mht8P)

115 Unlike fruit bats, our Illinois bats are very ugly up close. I had plenty in my house until I had the masonry fixed $$$. I still keep a butterfly net hanging on the bedroom wall.

Posted by: gp at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (qpX6U)

116 We got a bat come into our house through the chimney.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (lgiXo)

117 103 Hi, Moki!
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Hello Miss Jane!!! How is your ankle?

Posted by: Moki at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (/H+aK)

118 congrats to him, flounder!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (TOyHQ)

119 110 I keep looking out for fawns. Or as my evil husband calls them, "veal."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM

Venison is awfully cute when it's little.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (rBtIz)

Tender young, I recommend coming to my yard and harvesting a fawn or three

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (ONvIw)

120 Andrew Yang is speculating about having Congress replaced by citizens chosen at random (like jury duty).

He's slowly turning into William F. Buckley.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (unn44)

121 99 "Angel Urea"

That's a real name?
---
Oh, do shut up.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (sWM8x)

122 Does anybody see my comment? Computer check...

Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (0jZnq)



That's affirmative. And more importantly, it isn't disappearing quickly...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (ZSK0i)

123 112 Isn't that a bat?
Posted by: alexthechick

shhhh
it self identifies as canid

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (TOyHQ)

124 Good part is that it truly is justice served - damages appropriately apportioned - given that what the state had done is basically bankrupted the guy, just because he was not one of them. Breach of contract.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (KnJdm)

Even better.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

125 Puppies are a positive Good in the world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (cI3Q7)

126 Has anyone heard about the Marines' amphibious vehicle that sank off CA? Eight Marines are missing. Horrible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

127 120 Andrew Yang is speculating about having Congress replaced by citizens chosen at random (like jury duty).

He's slowly turning into William F. Buckley.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (unn44)


Out-the-Ying might be onto something. Except Democrats can NEVER be allowed to serve.

Ever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (s2VJv)

128 I'm Batpuppy!

Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (786Ro)

129 95 Flounder: Definitely get and wear lifejackets; water is fun but dangerous.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (cZjDV)

Thanks for the important PSA. We already have them and another kayak we have been using. And we use them. Already a few horror stories this year of no PFD drownings.

This kayak is so that we all go out together without turns or borrowing from someone else.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (KnJdm)

130 Video is not playing for me right, but I can see the still pic.

That is a fruit bat, not a puppy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (1g7ch)

*pssst*
I think ace is fucking with us about the "puppy" thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (NWiLs)


So, it's a sky puppy then.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (1g7ch)

131 99 "Angel Urea"

That's a real name?



Otherwise known as "Cotton Candy"...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (s2VJv)

132 Hi. My name is Mookie, and apparently I am a racist. I expect all people that I work with to be competent regardless of their skin color, gender, background, or title.

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (3vIkC)

133 Flying fox?

Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (786Ro)

134 > "Angel Urea"
> That's a real name?

Don't drink the yellow rain.

Posted by: perilisk at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (9p+wn)

135 Just came back from dinner - had an interesting interaction with the waitress. When I walked into the place she ask me to put on a mask and offered me one. (Local ordinance) I told her I was medically exempt. She looked at me and nicely said "Oh." and then gently took my arm and walked me to the table.

I'm only 29 FFS!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM

She probably thought you came specifically because you missed human interaction.

And were fragile. Bwahaha!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (/+bwe)

136 TIPPER Gore traveled on Epstein's "Lolita Express".

I did... not know that.

If so Tipper may be the most revolting hypocrite in American political history. Save the kids from rap music! she says while she's doing whatever with some poor girl slave. Just yecch.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (ykYG2)

137 had an interesting interaction with the waitress. When I walked into the place she ask me to put on a mask and offered me one

-

The lady who is going to bring you food that was made by dropouts and criminals in a room behind closed doors, which you will then put directly into your mouth.

And you need to wear a mask.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (dRKLu)

138 132 Hi. My name is Mookie, and apparently I am a racist. I expect all people that I work with to be competent regardless of their skin color, gender, background, or title.
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (3vIkC)

Hi Mookie!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

139 112 Isn't that a bat?
Posted by: alexthechick


Ace is a city Ewok. Don't rock the boat.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (XTyi0)

140 Even better.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah, a bit of a faith restorer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (KnJdm)

141 @122 Additional Blond Agent-I haven't been able to post a comment since the cruise ship was allowed to dock in Oakland back in March/April.

Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (0jZnq)

142 "Angel Urea"

That's a real name?



At least it's not Angel Urethrea...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (ZSK0i)

143 Andrew Yang is speculating about having Congress replaced by citizens chosen at random (like jury duty).

I like that guy, if he'd just get his head straight. He's got a couple good ideas, and a bunch of really stupid ones mixed in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

144
Angel Urea....pfffft!

Posted by: Devil Bilirubin at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (dWwl8)

145 > I did... not know that.

Friday afternoon doc dump, it looks like.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (unn44)

146 So, it's a sky puppy then.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (1g7ch)

sky puppies in flight
afternoon delight!

Posted by: Baraching Obaming Tingting at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (TOyHQ)

147 102 Does anybody see my comment? Computer check...
Posted by: JROD



Yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (njnF2)

148 60 Ah, the Quarantine Cafe.
I'll have the 6 Feeta Margarita, please.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (/669Q)
------------------------------------
So sorry!
Margarita is only 5' 4".

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (M/9m0)

149 I haven't been able to post a comment since the cruise ship was allowed to dock in Oakland back in March/April.


Comment quarantine.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (ZSK0i)

150 Illinois bats are very ugly up close.

Can't find an image of California bat... how bout you google Maxine Waters?

Posted by: socalcon at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (Roy2Z)

151 Those ain't birds, sweetheart. They are giant Vampire bats.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (DjiZK)

152 At least it's not Angel Urethrea

"Oh sure, you all laughin"
--Urethra Franklin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

153 132 Hi. My name is Mookie, and apparently I am a racist. I expect all people that I work with to be competent regardless of their skin color, gender, background, or title.
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (3vIkC)

The "non-racist" theory is that if non-whites behave professionally then they're being forced to act white by a system of racist oppression or are themselves suffering from internalized racism.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (Zm+LZ)

154 Pixy blew up my unicode for the n-tilde. Urena is the Clinton spokesweasel's name.
Still a p!ssant.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)

155 > I like that guy, if he'd just get his head straight.

If they'd nominated him and/or Tulsi Gabbard, I might actually have fears for Trump's reelection.

Fortunately, they didn't.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (unn44)

156 The lady who is going to bring you food that was made by dropouts and criminals in a room behind closed doors, which you will then put directly into your mouth.

And you need to wear a mask.
Posted by: Charles Darwin

---

I know - the inconsistency of it all is astounding. Standing right here - NOT SAFE!! One step over - SAFE!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (6WCwE)

157 If so Tipper may be the most revolting hypocrite in American political history. Save the kids from rap music! she says while she's doing whatever with some poor girl slave. Just yecch.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (ykYG2)


Prolly worked over a 14 yr old twink in training with a strap on.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (1g7ch)

158 Yes.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Yes what?

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (XTyi0)

159 my doggeh says he is starving to death where is dinner

Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (TOyHQ)

160 You have to admit, a baby bat does look suspiciously like a GSD puppy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (cI3Q7)

161 People like Gabbard and Yang will be the future of the Democratic Party (or some new party that takes its place) after it utterly implodes this fall.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (unn44)

162 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S REALLY A BAT

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (786Ro)

163 I would hang out with that puppy

Posted by: Erebus at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (2euLM)

164 Real puppies don't get tangled in your hair. Unless your hair smells like meat.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (lgiXo)

165 Moki, I'm coming along. Will find out Monday a.m. if I can ditch the wheelchair for something else. Problem is, my left knee wants to dislocate with a knee scooter. My PT guy fitted me with a new type of knee brace yesterday, but he wants me to get doc's approval.

You've been through this, and you know what a miserably long healing it is.

I hope you and yours are well. We're all living in interesting times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

166 golden angel is getting peed on in Twitter -
twitter.com/angelurena/status/1289224440715202560

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (ykYG2)

167 haven't been able to post a comment since the cruise ship was allowed to dock in Oakland back in March/April.

-

Funny how that norovirus style transmission was completely ignored once they moved everyone off the ship.

Because science.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (dRKLu)

168 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (arJlL)

169 Well, riding on Epstein's PLANE does not mean they went to his nasty sex resorts. He would allow people to borrow it and use it for flights around the country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

170 I like that guy, if he'd just get his head straight. He's got a couple good ideas, and a bunch of really stupid ones mixed in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM

I voted for him in the Democratic primaries, despite the fact that he withdrew after the ballots were printed.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (/+bwe)

171 Batpuppy for the win!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)

172 The "non-racist" theory is that if non-whites behave
professionally then they're being forced to act white by a system of
racist oppression or are themselves suffering from internalized racism.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (Zm+LZ)


So I guess a non-white, non-racist system would result in...what exact kinds of behavior at work?

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (3vIkC)

173 If your last name is williams and you name your kid William, you should get the death penalty.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (dNzKv)

174 Hi Jane!

Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (TOyHQ)

175 @147 Puddleglum-Thanks

Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (0jZnq)

176 > Well, riding on Epstein's PLANE does not mean they went to his nasty sex resorts.

We already know that Al is a pervy mofo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (unn44)

177 PSA: Don't put a nail through your finger. Hurts like the dickens.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)

178 That's a breakfast bat.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (EgshT)

179 bth:

ñ

Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (786Ro)

180 & ntilde ;
(remove spaces)

Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (786Ro)

181 Speaking of bats, I wonder whatever happened to Bat Boy from the Weekly World News?

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (3vIkC)

182 People like Gabbard and Yang will be the future of the Democratic Party (or some new party that takes its place) after it utterly implodes this fall.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (unn44)


At least we can look forward to the weekly Presidential Surf Report.





with a soft focus

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (1g7ch)

183 PSA: Don't put a nail through your finger. Hurts like the dickens.
Posted by: flounder


Your doin it rong.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (XTyi0)

184 Hi, vmom!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

185 If your last name is williams and you name your kid William, you should get the death penalty.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM


Let's not be too hasty here.

Posted by: Major Major at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (DMUuz)

186 158 Yes.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Yes what?
Posted by: eleven



https://youtu.be/_rwNe2QXwrU

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (njnF2)

187 keep looking out for fawns. Or as my evil husband calls them, "veal."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM


Cliff Clavin trivia: there is a reason why we say veal, pork , mutton and beef instead of calf, pig, sheep and cow.

When kept as farm animals the English term was used but when it went to the French royals tables the French word was used. IIRC the serfs were not allowed to eat these animals.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

188 13 Bat.

Spreading the disease.

https://youtu.be/R7xtYIJgPjg

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)


I raise.

https://youtu.be/7mRDSW9-i_E

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (DTX3h)

189 116 We got a bat come into our house through the chimney.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (lgiXo)

---------------------------------

We had a bat in our house once. I assume it came in through the chimney. It was flying back and forth in a hallway, and as it swooped down, my cat jumped about 4 feet in the air, and knocked it to the ground. Unfortunately, I wasn't quick enough to capture it. We eventually got it out a window.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (CAJOC)

190 For those of you late to the game and unable to buy a modern citizens militia rifle, 350 Legend and 450 Bushmaster scout style bolt actions and AR pattern semis are languishing on the shelves. The 350s in particular have acceptable ballistics up to 300 yards, urban clean up range, and negligible recoil. The bolt guns are being given away for little more the $400 bucks, and are legit deer guns... So easily available too... Add a decent 1-4 or 1-6 scope and spare mags and you are at least viable in neighborhood defense...

Posted by: My dog has no nose! at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (R3uH2)

191 183 PSA: Don't put a nail through your finger. Hurts like the dickens.
Posted by: flounder

Your doin it rong.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (XTyi0)


Sorry.


PSA: Put a nail through your finger. Hurts like the dickens.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (KnJdm)

192 120
Andrew Yang is speculating about having Congress replaced by citizens chosen at random (like jury duty).



He's slowly turning into William F. Buckley.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (unn44)


Jerry Spence postulated that decades ago.

Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (ofIwF)

193 I have known a CPT Murica.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (dNzKv)

194 my doggeh says he is starving to death where is dinner
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (TOyHQ)
----------

Our big guy is always hungry. He's not much more than a stomach with 4 legs and fur. He'd be round if we fed him as much as he thought he deserves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (WEBkv)

195 It appears Ellen DeGeneres isn't a nice person. Local news just went off and some Hollywood thing is on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

196 https://youtu.be/_rwNe2QXwrU
Posted by: Puddleglum


Ah yes. Ye olde one hour and twenty three minute youtube link.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (XTyi0)

197 > Andrew Yang is speculating about having Congress replaced by citizens chosen at random (like jury duty).

Eh, I've been saying that for years. To myself. If it was actually honest, they'd hardly be more wicked, venal, or stupid than the current Congress.

Posted by: perilisk at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (9p+wn)

198 152 At least it's not Angel Urethrea

"Oh sure, you all laughin"
--Urethra Franklin
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (KZzsI)


"LOL!"

- - Clitoris Leachman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 07:35 PM (s2VJv)

199 I think Yang has a future in politics, if he can get his head straight

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:35 PM (KZzsI)

200
Hey, it's Jane! Or as her legions of adoring fans call her, "The Jane".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 07:35 PM (mht8P)

201 Some people hang bat houses to reduce mosquitoes.
Purple Marten houses are an alternative.
And then there's dragon flies.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:35 PM (lgiXo)

202
Speaking of bats, I wonder whatever happened to Bat Boy from the Weekly World News?
Posted by: Mookie


Trapped in a refrigerator eating his own foot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (aKsyK)

203 171 Batpuppy for the win!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (cI3Q7)

204 Well, riding on Epstein's PLANE does not mean they went to his nasty sex resorts. He would allow people to borrow it and use it for flights around the country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

-

Yep. It's such a shame they decided on the new rules.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (xnOcC)

205 202
Speaking of bats, I wonder whatever happened to Bat Boy from the Weekly World News?
Posted by: Mookie

Trapped in a refrigerator eating his own foot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (aKsyK)


He became the NBA Commissioner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (s2VJv)

206 In the singapore zoo they have a fruit bat enclosure you can enter. The bats are hanging around the path you walk through and you have to duck to avoid touching them.

Fruit bats or fox bats. Something like that. Pretty cool.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (yL25O)

207 Hey everybody.

Again, apologies for being a couple hours late and comment threads short, but I was just looking at the video of Jordan vs. Fauci.

NOT to defend Fauci, but I think it's fair to say Jordan was pretty tough on him. He certainly didn't seem eager to make friends with the doctor. It looks as if, rightly or wrongly, Repubs are finally learning to play hardball on these committees the same way Dems do.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

208 Fun fact: Bats can transmit rabies in their saliva without biting. You can get bit and not realize it. If you wake up and find a bat in your house, you should assume you are infected and get the vaccine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (dNzKv)

209 Lol. I have adoring fans? Someone tell my husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

210 Genuine fruit bat better than Democrat fruit bat.

Also Cook County did get the alligator out of Lynnwood.

No progress on the shootings though.

Posted by: DaveA at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (FhXTo)

211 Speaking of bats, I wonder whatever happened to Bat Boy from the Weekly World News?
Posted by: Mookie
--------

Chinese got him too

Posted by: Erebus at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (2euLM)

212 196:Ah yes. Ye olde one hour and twenty three minute youtube link.
Posted by: eleven



Well, Yes!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (njnF2)

213 appears Ellen DeGeneres isn't a nice person

-

Cancel attack if I heard right. She committed the sin of not using union labor recently Iirc.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (xnOcC)

214 > I think Yang has a future in politics, if he can get his head straight

Yeah, he's got some bullshit ideas, but I don't get the sense that he either hates America or is completely batshit crazy.

Which puts him head and shoulders above most of the other young "Democrats".


The old-school corruptocrats like Plugs, Scankles, and Fauxcahontas are dying off. The new ones, other than Yang and maybe Gabbard, are full-blown communists.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:38 PM (unn44)

215 209 Lol. I have adoring fans? Someone tell my husband.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---

No one is a prophet in their own land.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:38 PM (6WCwE)

216 Our American lives are the biggest funnest experiments in the World and those fuckers won't to steal our multi glow thunder.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 07:38 PM (pB6Gt)

217 Was promised a rainy day, didn't get much so guess need to water the garden tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (6f16T)

218 204 Well, riding on Epstein's PLANE does not mean they went to his nasty sex resorts. He would allow people to borrow it and use it for flights around the country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

-

Yep. It's such a shame they decided on the new rules.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress



Exactly! They were warned. Oh well, playa.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (njnF2)

219 Austin got rain. For a while anyhoo.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (XTyi0)

220 He became the NBA Commissioner.


Heh. I just lurfed out loud.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (EgshT)

221 Yep. It's such a shame they decided on the new rules.

Well the thing is back a while, Trump rode on his plane a few times, supposedly so I mean the distinction is significant

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

222 > Speaking of bats, I wonder whatever happened to Bat Boy from the Weekly World News?

They found some old racist tweets of his. You won't be seeing him again.

Posted by: perilisk at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (9p+wn)

223 Andrew Yang is speculating about having Congress replaced by citizens chosen at random (like jury duty).


The problem is the same as having 2 year term limits. There will be a permanent set of "saffers" who run the show, the rep just votes the way he is told. To a certain degree it is like that now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (dNzKv)

224 177 PSA: Don't put a nail through your finger. Hurts like the dickens.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)

Siding nail left middle finger via skipping nail gun. Drove myself from the job site to the emergency room. Nurse asked why I came to the ER, I showed her the 3" ring shanked nail sticking out of my finger. Shortest wait time ever. ER Nurse used a local and pulled it out with a leatherman.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (DjiZK)

225 Bat guano, fun facts.

In the U.S., bat guano was harvested from caves as early as the 1780s to manufacture gunpowder.[28] During the American Civil War (1861-1865), the Union's blockade of the southern Confederate States of America meant that the Confederacy resorted to mining guano from caves to produce saltpeter. One Confederate guano kiln in New Braunfels, Texas had a daily output of 100 lb (45 kg) of saltpeter, produced from 2,500 lb (1,100 kg) of guano from two area caves.[29]

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (KnJdm)

226 he obituary in the Daily Telegraph said, "She swore like a trooper,
drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney and made music like an angel."
Here's a performance of the Toccata in F major by Jules Grison:


That was all kinds of awesome. She'd give the late Keith Emerson a run for his money on a church organ.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (HaL55)

227 Speaking of bats, I wonder whatever happened to Bat Boy from the Weekly World News?

Last story they did on him he was farming somewhere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (KZzsI)

228 215 209 Lol. I have adoring fans? Someone tell my husband.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---

No one is a prophet in their own land.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:38 PM (6WCwE)

And a prophet has no honor in his home town.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

229 Yep. It's such a shame they decided on the new rules.

Well the thing is back a while, Trump rode on his plane a few times, supposedly so I mean the distinction is significant

-

Is Trumps name in the court documents?

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (dsBAK)

230 That whole commie struggle session nonsense in the last thread has everyone on Twitter saying, "This kind of smells like the Red Guards and struggle sessions" and "Wow this reminds me of Pol Pot's regime and what they did!"

IT IS THAT!

These people sound like someone who sits in a McDonald's and says "Wow, this reminds me of McDonald's."

IT IS FUCKIN MCDONALD'S YOU IDIOTS!

Posted by: Deborah Birx at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (j3jZX)

231 Some idiot on Fox just said Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms would make a great VP for Biden.

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (ptqGC)

232 >>Well the thing is back a while, Trump rode on his plane a few times, supposedly so I mean the distinction is significant

One time. He got a ride from Florida back to NY. Epstein wasn't on the plane, the only other passenger was Epstein's brother and he's already testified to it.

The flight logs confirm it too.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)

233 Scarf lady sock off.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (j3jZX)

234 Cancel attack if I heard right. She committed the sin of not using union labor recently Iirc.

I tend to think you're right. The first #cancel comments I'd read about DeGeneres was "microaggressions" against "BIPOC". i.e., nonaggressions, against people hired [ostensibly] without regard for ethnicity.

And now, as happened with Kavanaugh, and with the SATANIC PANIC of the 1980s, the allegations are getting more and more lurid.

... but then, I thought Al and Tipper Gore weren't sex pests and perverts, so, I'm not always right here. Ellen's honour isn't my fight anyway.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (ykYG2)

235 > Well the thing is back a while, Trump rode on his plane a few times, supposedly so I mean the distinction is significant

Trump is not mentioned as having ridden on his plane in the new documents.

In fact, Trump isn't mentioned at all.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (unn44)

236 208 Fun fact: Bats can transmit rabies in their saliva without biting. You can get bit and not realize it. If you wake up and find a bat in your house, you should assume you are infected and get the vaccine.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (dNzKv)

...

Is rabies treatment still shots in your stomach and something about sheep brains?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (yL25O)

237 President Bottoms

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (dNzKv)

238 He became the NBA Commissioner.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (s2VJv)

Dude does resemble BB.

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (3vIkC)

239 I have an irrational hatred of Ellen.

There's just something about her.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (XTyi0)

240 Jane, if Biden took on Tulsi Gabbard for VP, I would get a lot more worried about him taking the WH this fall.

But thankfully, Biden isn't surrounded by smart people. He's surrounded by screaming asshole leftists.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

241 One time. He got a ride from Florida back to NY. Epstein wasn't on the plane, the only other passenger was Epstein's brother and he's already testified to it.

Yeah which means just blanket "rode on his plane" thing shouldn't be used as a total condemnation for everyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

242 Siding nail left middle finger via skipping nail gun. Drove myself from the job site to the emergency room. Nurse asked why I came to the ER, I showed her the 3" ring shanked nail sticking out of my finger. Shortest wait time ever. ER Nurse used a local and pulled it out with a leatherman.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (DjiZK)

Framing nail from a recoil 2nd shot, right through leather glove, in and out. Shook the glove off and nail was still in it.

Went to clinic next day, because I was worried about it becoming septic. No joint, ligament, or bone damage, and no foreign matter in the puncture. It was a one in a million shot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (KnJdm)

243 Is rabies treatment still shots in your stomach and something about sheep brains?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (yL25O)

5-7 shots spaced over weeks. Intramuscular.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (dNzKv)

244 No obvious injuries, except for the fact he looks batshit crazy.

Posted by: Mr. Wallace Beery at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (4PGGt)

245 219 Austin got rain. For a while anyhoo.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (XTyi0)

...

and how. Some of it was making clinking sounds against the glass.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (yL25O)

246 Shortest wait time ever. ER Nurse used a local and pulled it out with a leatherman.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

---

Then spit on the wound, wiped off the Leatherman on her pants and said "Now get outta here you knucklehead!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (6WCwE)

247 They are ramping up the "Fire Kushner" smear machine again.

Vanity Fair has has (1) an unnamed "expert" who says (2) politics "may have" played a role in Jared's task force deciding not to mandate nationwide testing. And the same expert has only second-hand info as he (3) is said to have regular contact with task force members.

Which is all spun to "Kushner wanted blue state people to die so democrats would be blamed!!!"

They've some serious hate for him-- tells me he's doing too damned good a job.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (cRMYr)

248 232 One time. He got a ride from Florida back to NY. Epstein wasn't on the plane, the only other passenger was Epstein's brother and he's already testified to it.

The flight logs confirm it too.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)


And, it wasn't the Lolita Express.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (DTX3h)

249 President Lance Bottoms.

Imagine her on the world stage. She'd be Mooch on steroids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

250 Changes announced backstage at the Ellen show:

- No more caning of employees who look directly at the star

- Staffers will no longer have to swim across a 30-yard moat filled with alligators to get to Ellen's dressing room

- Employees will now finally be paid in actual dollars, rather than hay

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)

251 Is rabies treatment still shots in your stomach and something about sheep brains?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (yL25O)

I had the treatment a few years ago. No stomach shots but still bad for someone terrified of needles. The worst was 4 shots into my fingers where the bite had occurred. Had I not driven there (and hence had to drive home) I would have insisted on some heavy duty drugs.

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (3vIkC)

252 I have an irrational hatred of Ellen.

There's just something about her.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 

It's not irrational.

Posted by: Ha at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (EiNjl)

253 243 Is rabies treatment still shots in your stomach and something about sheep brains?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (yL25O)

5-7 shots spaced over weeks. Intramuscular.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (dNzKv)

...

And really painful?

My dad scared the crap out of me over rabies shots when I was a kid.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (yL25O)

254 Some idiot on Fox just said Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms would make a great VP for Biden.

Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (ptqGC)
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Sounds like these people really think skin color will inoculate against attacks from PDT.

PDT would swat Bottoms so hard, it would be years before she could sit down properly again.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (WEBkv)

255 Die Fledermaus!

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (Su9Le)

256 I heard the rabies shot needle is about a foot long.

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 07:46 PM (MVjcR)

257 Speaking of bats, I wonder whatever happened to Bat Boy from the Weekly World News?
---
Be careful what you say. You could be talking about someone's child, you know.

Posted by: Henry Waxman at July 31, 2020 07:46 PM (sWM8x)

258 > ER Nurse used a local and pulled it out with a leatherman.

Shit, you could've had someone on the job site do that and saved a lot of money.


Like in the one Patrick O'Brian book where Dr. Maturin asks for some leave. "Sure. We'll be fine. We've got the sailmaker to sew things up and the carpenter to cut things off."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:46 PM (unn44)

259 I don't think a Mayor of a large city could ever be on a Presidential ticket

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 07:46 PM (fU1ci)

260 Imagine her on the world stage. She'd be Mooch on steroids.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

I am pretty sure Mooch was already on steroids. Made her balls shrink to the size of brazil nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:46 PM (cI3Q7)

261 237
President Bottoms

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (dNzKv)


Maybe she would select Mayor Butt-jig as her VP?

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (3vIkC)

262 Jane and blake, if Kamala, Warren or Abrams take the VP slot, it'll be over after the first (and probably only) VP debate, because they'll all refuse to treat Pence with any respect whatsoever, say he's not the "legitimate VP" because the election was "stolen," and probably call him a racist to boot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)

263 Back in my day, if you got rabies, you got a 12 inch needle inserted into the tip of your, shall we say, the last place you want a needle going in. Then they found out a normal shot will work.

Posted by: Menack at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (buTO7)

264
I have an irrational hatred of Ellen.

There's just something about her.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020

It's not irrational.
Posted by: Ha at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (EiNjl)

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She's a Medal of Freedom awardee. So shut up, peasants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (mht8P)

265 > PDT would swat Bottoms so hard, it would be years before she could sit down properly again.

Lance Bottoms still sounds like the name of a gay porn start to me.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (unn44)

266 >>Yeah which means just blanket "rode on his plane" thing shouldn't be used as a total condemnation for everyone.

Some of the stuff coming out now is already known from the case in FL. I don't remember seeing Gore's name on the flights to Pedo Island but I could be wrong.

I do remember that Trump only took that one flight and Bubba being on the manifest multiple times.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

267 Cosmic, what about Giuliani?

I personally wonder if he would have been a better choice for Trump's VP than Pence.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

268 Trump is not mentioned as having ridden on his plane in the new documents.

Right, there's zero evidence he ever went to any of Epsteins' sex bashes or ranches, etc. Which is why the distinction is important to use. The left will bring up TRUMP RODE HIS PLANE!!!! (they have to me) so its key to make sure people understand the difference.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)

269 sounds like the name of a gay porn START to me.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (unn44)

Hmmm. Combo of 'star' and 'Tart'? I like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (cI3Q7)

270 Went to clinic next day, because I was worried about it becoming septic. No joint, ligament, or bone damage, and no foreign matter in the puncture. It was a one in a million shot.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (KnJdm)
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Yeesh, you people. I merely put red hot welding wire through a glove and my thumb swelled up like a balloon. Doctor was really nice, though. Grabbed my thumb, with no warning, and squeezed really hard. The piece of glove causing the infection came out, but, I was not a happy camper.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (WEBkv)

271 Big long needle right in the navel.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (Okeht)

272 >>She's a Medal of Freedom awardee. So shut up, peasants.

Big deal. I was once Time's Man of the Year.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

273 One of Keisha's claim to fame is she had to visit her daddy in prison when she was eight.

Make that woman VP STAT!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

274 Love is Love! Stay safe.

Posted by: Lance Bottoms at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (EgshT)

275
I personally wonder if he would have been a better choice for Trump's VP than Pence.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

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President and VP can't come from the same state.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (mht8P)

276 gabbard is the only sane democrat left in that party and she has a couple of loose screws

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (DtYa1)

277 The piece of glove causing the infection came out, but, I was not a happy camper.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (WEBkv)

Yow!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (KnJdm)

278 A governor of any non swing state would be pushing it as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (fU1ci)

279 Jane and blake, if Kamala, Warren or Abrams take the VP slot, it'll be over after the first (and probably only) VP debate, because they'll all refuse to treat Pence with any respect whatsoever, say he's not the "legitimate VP" because the election was "stolen," and probably call him a racist to boot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)
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Yep, which will play well with their crazies but turn off the middle of the road voters.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (WEBkv)

280 https://youtu.be/PSR3Y-eIfwo

Omg, some MSNBC guy actually got REKT by Vernon Jones (the black Democrat politician, I think from Georgia who got a lot of grief, but also support, said he's supporting Trump).

Kevin also gives some stellar commentary. Worth a watch.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (9hauA)

281 Guiliani isn't up to being VP. I know Pence is boring but he's competent and loyal. He's done a good job on the Wuflu committee

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (JKNZq)

282 Big deal. I was once Time's Man of the Year.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

So was Hitler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (cI3Q7)

283 > President and VP can't come from the same state.

Hmm.... isn't Trump now a Florida resident?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (unn44)

284 Obama really took a giant crap on the Medal of Freedom thing, handing it out like the Queen does knighthoods now. Oh, you had a gold record? Hand me the knighting sword, Phillip.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (KZzsI)

285 Never liked Ellen. Nor Oprah. And not ary a one of them view 'women'. No sir.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)

286 Ellen gifted us with the dance video of Big Mike.

So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

287
I raise.

https://youtu.be/7mRDSW9-i_E
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (DTX3h)


Well played, sir.

Posted by: Monopoly at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

288 What was a cervio/cervia before the SJW's changed it to a cervix?

Posted by: Dr F-Ouchy at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (xgpfE)

289 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)

290 Pence has been a fine VP. He's not a guy I would support in 2024 because I don't really think he can't fight dirty. But he's a very competent guy you can give a project to and have confidence.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (xPl2J)

291
I have an irrational hatred of Ellen.



There's just something about her.


She was called a comedian for some reason. I've heard one almost-funny joke from her. Once. Wasn't that funny or I'da remembered it betterer.

She's just being propped up because lesbian.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (HaL55)

292 Big deal. I was once Time's Man of the Year.
Posted by: JackStraw
------

You know who else was once Time's Man of the Year?

Posted by: Erebus at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (2euLM)

293 Doctor was really nice, though. Grabbed my thumb, with no warning, and squeezed really hard. The piece of glove causing the infection came out, but, I was not a happy camper.
---
Yeah, I hate that "just sneak up on 'em and do it fast" shit. A doctor did that to me once and then laughed about it. Boy, did he get a lecture from me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (sWM8x)

294 > What was a cervio/cervia before the SJW's changed it to a cervix?

Cerveza.

Little-fact: Mexican "beers" like Corona were originally brewed using vaginal yeast.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (unn44)

295 A Double Negative!

Posted by: Wadsworth at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (cI3Q7)

296 285 Never liked Ellen. Nor Oprah. And not ary a one of them view 'women'. No sir.
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)

Aside from telling you how to live your life, Oprah doesn't want a fucking thing to do with you.

~Dennis Miller

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (DjiZK)

297 Big deal. I was once Time's Man of the Year.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Weren't we all. Weren't we all.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (sGotD)

298 Trump/Guilliani would be like Hitler/Goebbels catnip for the media

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (fU1ci)

299 Yeah, I hate that "just sneak up on 'em and do it fast" shit. A doctor did that to me once and then laughed about it. Boy, did he get a lecture from me.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (sWM8x)

Proctologist?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (KnJdm)

300 Ellen gifted us with the dance video of Big Mike.

That was a swingin' good time!

Posted by: Big Mike at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (EgshT)

301 Ellen had some pretty funny bits, as a comedienne, much better than what passes for one these days at least. But she plays at being a nice person and encourages terrible things and that's a persona I don't care for.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (KZzsI)

302 290 Pence has been a fine VP. He's not a guy I would support in 2024 because I don't really think he can't fight dirty. But he's a very competent guy you can give a project to and have confidence.
Posted by: Mark1971

that's what they said about bush

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (DtYa1)

303 Oprah gave us Obama.

"He is the one we have been waiting for."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

304 >>> 297 Big deal. I was once Time's Man of the Year.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Weren't we all. Weren't we all.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (sGotD)

Yeah, but were you Man of the Year on your birthday like Sefton was??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (0ReGO)

305 > She's just being propped up because lesbian.

I remember her being mildly funny as a standup comedian before the lesbian thing.

Now it's all lesbian, all the time.

You don't see straight comedians making every fucking joke about their straightness. For good reason.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (unn44)

306 Bat boy has grown up to be Rosa DeLauro.

Posted by: Bosk at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (SWbVS)

307 >>Big deal. I was once Time's Man of the Year.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

>>Weren't we all. Weren't we all.

So was Hitler.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)

308 Which is all spun to "Kushner wanted blue state people to die so democrats would be blamed!!!"

I had one of those roving census volunteers come to Stately Poppins Manor a couple of weeks ago. I said my house and anyone in it was no business of theirs.

The fellow went into the "Massachusetts could lose representation if we don't have an accurate count" spiel, to which I answered that I was happy about that, since my shithole state was a suppurating dingleberry between the asscheeks of the nation and the sooner we lost all congressional reputation, the better off America would be.

He wasn't prepared for that, I can tell you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (2JVJo)

309 230 That whole commie struggle session nonsense in the last thread has everyone on Twitter saying, "This kind of smells like the Red Guards and struggle sessions" and "Wow this reminds me of Pol Pot's regime and what they did!"

IT IS THAT!

These people sound like someone who sits in a McDonald's and says "Wow, this reminds me of McDonald's."

IT IS FUCKIN MCDONALD'S YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: Deborah Birx at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (j3jZX)

I hate fucking McDonalds!

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (Izzlo)

310 Ellen gifted us with the dance video of Big Mike.



So there's that.


You are referring to the Dance of the Swinging Sausage, are you not?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (HaL55)

311 And it's not being talked about at all.

If this doesn't reveal anything about the media, then nothing will.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 07:56 PM (Lt1JN)

312
Bat boy has grown up to be Rosa DeLauro.


Exidor LIVES!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:56 PM (HaL55)

313 I wonder where Clock Boy is? Scientist at NASA?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

314 You are referring to the Dance of the Swinging Sausage, are you not?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (HaL55)

*pages through handbill furiously*

I thought it was Sugar Plum Faeries!

Posted by: Wadsworth at July 31, 2020 07:56 PM (cI3Q7)

315 I hate fucking McDonalds!
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (Izzlo)

Try Wendys.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:56 PM (KnJdm)

316 Bets on the next corporation to say LOLGF to the communists?

So far, we've got:

Elon Musk and his various companies
Goya
Red Bull
Trader Joe's

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (unn44)

317 The odd thing about Epstein Island - Why didn't he just set up shop in Hawaii. Age of consent was 14 when he was doing this shiite.


Unless....
They no likey the asian.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (1g7ch)

318 all these nails in hands stories are giving me the heebie jeebies

Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (TOyHQ)

319 Yeah, but were you Man of the Year on your birthday like Sefton was??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (0ReGO)
~~~~~

Oh yeah? Well, I coulda been except YOU PEOPLE forgot my birthday this year. Again.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (sGotD)

320 I cannot think of a single reason why Trump would even remotely consider changing VP from Pence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (KZzsI)

321 Didn't Oprah have a food brand?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (fU1ci)

322 My dancing on Ellen was so...liberating.

Posted by: Big Mike at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (EgshT)

323 Yeah, I hate that "just sneak up on 'em and do it fast" shit.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (2JVJo)

324 Never liked Ellen. Nor Oprah. And not ary a one of them view 'women'. No sir.
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)

I mildly liked Ellen and couldn't care less about Oprah. But the The View women need to be thrown in Gitmo.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (9hauA)

325 *looks around

This is not the Hamptons. Why are we being downgraded??

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (dmWPe)

326 Our carrier won't let me copy/paste on my iPhone.

Grrrrrr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

327 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (9hauA)


Ya been gone too long.
Good to see you.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (Okeht)

328
I hate fucking McDonalds!
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (Izzlo)

Eh, its not bad after a long night of drinking. A royal with cheese and large fries generally makes the hangover hurt less. But my bowels pay the price.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (xyImL)

329 It's a Bat!

/Ackbar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (d1uFV)

330 Didn't Oprah have a food brand?

SeeFood.

Posted by: Big Mike at July 31, 2020 07:58 PM (EgshT)

331
Bill Clinton spokesperson Angel Urea says Bill Clinton never visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.

----

Angel Urea. A suitable name for someone who pretends to be serving a higher purpose while she pisses down our backs and tells us it's raining.

Piss from heaven.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 31, 2020 07:58 PM (jjL0/)

332 > Unless....
> They no likey the asian.


Maisie Hirono's family already had that market sewn up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:58 PM (unn44)

333 323 Yeah, I hate that "just sneak up on 'em and do it fast" shit.

Tell me about it.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (2JVJo)


Is that wrong?

Posted by: The Otter at July 31, 2020 07:58 PM (KnJdm)

334 Coming back from Denver. Havent found the house but have identified the area. Denver folks are the same. Super friendly.

Ran into a bunch of ex Californians. And they all vote republican because they were sick of Calizuela.

Super psyched that my family is only a few months away from escaping Calizuela before the storm.

Yes. I know denver is blue. But in the upcoming boogaloo the armed will inherit the earth.

Posted by: Loki at July 31, 2020 07:58 PM (k+zsz)

335 Yeah, weird dog, all right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (vOGqy)

336 Bill Clinton's casket will probably have a zipper.

Posted by: Guam tipper at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (FsgBK)

337 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (KZzsI)

*cough* the movie Mr. Right with Bill Pullman *cough*

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (DjiZK)

338 Clique, the View is a sewer. I can't believe that some idiots get their political commentary from them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

339 to which I answered that I was happy about that, since my shithole state was a suppurating dingleberry between the asscheeks of the nation and the sooner we lost all congressional reputation, the better off America would be.

He wasn't prepared for that, I can tell you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

pure poetry

Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (TOyHQ)

340 I had one of those roving census volunteers come to Stately Poppins Manor a couple of weeks ago. I said my house and anyone in it was no business of theirs.

The fellow went into the "Massachusetts could lose representation if we don't have an accurate count" spiel, to which I answered that I was happy about that, since my shithole state was a suppurating dingleberry between the asscheeks of the nation and the sooner we lost all congressional reputation, the better off America would be.

He wasn't prepared for that, I can tell you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Pract

So excellent, LOL.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (9hauA)

341 They no likey the asian.

Not a single girl that they've shown on his express or that has come out later is any race other than Caucasian. At least, not that I've seen. Eastern Europe is easy to plunder for desperate, hungry pretty girls hoping to be models and feed their families

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (KZzsI)

342 Yeah, I hate that "just sneak up on 'em and do it fast" shit.

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Okay, I'm with you but it's not much better when they tell you "No, I'm not kidding, this will really hurt. . . ".

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (6WCwE)

343 I mildly liked Ellen and couldn't care less about Oprah. But the The View women need to be thrown in Gitmo.
Posted by: chique l'African
--------
From 30,000 feet

Posted by: Erebus at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (2euLM)

344 336 Bill Clinton's casket will probably have a zipper.
Posted by: Guam tipper at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (FsgBK)

And a hazmat sticker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (cI3Q7)

345 > This is not the Hamptons.

Check your receipt. It says "Hampton Inn", not "Hamptons".

And it's the Hampton Inn that borders the interstate where it passes by the ghetto, not the one that's near the airport.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (unn44)

346 Bill Clinton's casket will probably have a zipper.

And a spittoon.

Posted by: Big Mike at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (EgshT)

347
Eh, its not bad after a long night of drinking. A royal with cheese and large fries generally makes the hangover hurt less. But my bowels pay the price.
Posted by: Jack Burton

Probably the mayo that comes with the fries.

Gross!

Posted by: Loki at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (k+zsz)

348 Tucker's up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

349 > Yeah, I hate that "just sneak up on 'em and do it fast" shit.


So that's a "no" on the "complimentary surprise anal" portion of the program, then?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (unn44)

350 346 Bill Clinton's casket will probably have a zipper.

And a spittoon.
Posted by: Big Mike

And a humidor.

Posted by: Loki at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (k+zsz)

351 What would be a very interesting case study about some of these local DAs who have been funded by Soros. I usually go to wikipedia to read up on their bios because wikipedia is liberal and therefore will only provide accurate, woke info about said politician.
What is interesting is how many of these Americans of "African" descent are actually half black and white.
It seems to me as if this type of person seems to scream the absolute loudest about oppression, BLM tropes and other meaningless critical race theory.
Of course, the Shit Midas hisself was half white devil and he set race relations back to Civil War days.
Any thoughts on this other than some kind of deep Freudian guilt complex?

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (xyImL)

352 309 230 That whole commie struggle session nonsense in the last thread has everyone on Twitter saying, "This kind of smells like the Red Guards and struggle sessions" and "Wow this reminds me of Pol Pot's regime and what they did!"

IT IS THAT!

These people sound like someone who sits in a McDonald's and says "Wow, this reminds me of McDonald's."

IT IS FUCKIN MCDONALD'S YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: Deborah Birx at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (j3jZX)

I hate fucking McDonalds!
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (Izzlo)

--------------------------

Oh, come now! You're just going to lob that one right across the plate like that?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (CAJOC)

353 Angel Urea. A suitable name for someone who pretends to be serving a higher purpose while she pisses down our backs and tells us it's raining.

Actually its a he, hispanic gent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (KZzsI)

354 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (4lVEh)

355 Pence is an energy foil/black hole to help out when it is too ridiculous. He is great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (fU1ci)

356 all these nails in hands stories are giving me the heebie jeebies

You should work in a machine shop like I did back when I had one of those "job" thingys. Guess who got to take care of all the injuries because he was married to a nurse at the time?

Osmosis doesn't work quite that well...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (HaL55)

357 Clique, the View is a sewer. I can't believe that some idiots get their political commentary from them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

I can't even watch short clips of the show. My brain cells start to degenerate at a rapid rate and I need my poor brain cells for my job.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:02 PM (9hauA)

358 Weren't we all. Weren't we all.
----------
So was Hitler.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

2006 - "You"

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:02 PM (sGotD)

359 320 I cannot think of a single reason why Trump would even remotely consider changing VP from Pence.


Well, Race Bannon did have that ugly custody battle with Benton Quest.

Posted by: Short Shorts at July 31, 2020 08:02 PM (O6DoG)

360 355 Pence is an energy foil/black hole to help out when it is too ridiculous. He is great.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (fU1ci)

So, you are saying he is a political ground wire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 08:02 PM (cI3Q7)

361 Eastern Europe is easy to plunder for desperate, hungry pretty girls hoping to be models and feed their families
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (KZzsI)

*checks airline prices*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

362 Well, Race Bannon did have that ugly custody battle with Benton Quest.
Posted by: Short Shorts

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Harvey Birdman - Attorney At Law - Greatest TV ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (6WCwE)

363 I once stapled my finger.

Posted by: eleven channeling Richard Dreyfuss at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (XTyi0)

364 'Yeah, I hate that "just sneak up on 'em and do it fast" shit.'

Well then it wouldn't be a surprise.

Posted by: the otter at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (Tnijr)

365 I saw the Suppurating Dingleberries open for Angel Urea at the Yellow Snow in 1983.

Posted by: Don Gnotz at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (sWM8x)

366 Didn't Oprah have a food brand?

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Eat Me (R)

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (Izzlo)

367 You should work in a machine shop like I did back when I had one of those "job" thingys. Guess who got to take care of all the injuries because he was married to a nurse at the time?

Osmosis doesn't work quite that well...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (HaL55)

HS metal shop, some guy ground out the top of his thumbnail and thumb on the pedestal grinder. He literally turned white as a sheet, and he was pretty pasty already.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 08:04 PM (KnJdm)

368 suppurating dingleberry between the asscheeks of

Hmm. Usually this reference is seen on the Food Thread referencing Brussels Sprouts and Satan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2020 08:04 PM (DMUuz)

369 318 all these nails in hands stories are giving me the heebie jeebies
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (TOyHQ)


Me too!

Posted by: Jesus at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (3vIkC)

370 checks airline prices

I'm not even kidding, in places like Ukraine they live in practically 3rd world conditions. Gorgeous girls, hoping to do something to help their lives out.

Of course they smoke like chimneys, drink like fish, will turn into a potato at 30, and bail on you for the first richer guy they see, but many of them speak some English because they get taught it in school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI)

371 The stoners ran over to the grinder and marveled at the thumb pieces on the grinder wheel.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (KnJdm)

372 Odds that Ellen beats the wife?


Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (1g7ch)

373 that's what they said about bush
Posted by: harley

And look what the bushies did to us.

Increase turd world immigration.

Invaded the world and invited the world

Didnt bother to deregulate at all. In fact increased the state.

I hate the bushies and every supporter who still loves them

Hail the god emperor.

Posted by: Loki at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (k+zsz)

374 Trump is not mentioned as having ridden on his plane in the new documents.

The point of going to the island or the ranch or whatever is so that you would never dare do what Trump is doing.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (/2aWP)

375 What would be a very interesting case study about some of these local DAs who have been funded by Soros. I usually go to wikipedia to read up on their bios because wikipedia is liberal and therefore will only provide accurate, woke info about said politician.
What is interesting is how many of these Americans of "African" descent are actually half black and white.
It seems to me as if this type of person seems to scream the absolute loudest about oppression, BLM tropes and other meaningless critical race theory.
Of course, the Shit Midas hisself was half white devil and he set race relations back to Civil War days.
Any thoughts on this other than some kind of deep Freudian guilt complex?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (xyImL)

I too have noticed that the really prominent black Democrat pols like Obama, Harris, blue-eyed Spartacus (not mere congressmen) , tend to be light skinneded. On our side we have people like Tim Scott, Carson, Cain.

Nothing wrong with being light skinneded, of course, but it is curious.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (9hauA)

376 You should work in a machine shop like I did back when I had one of those "job" thingys. Guess who got to take care of all the injuries because he was married to a nurse at the time?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM


But hot iron was more readily accessible, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (DMUuz)

377 372 Odds that Ellen beats the wife?


Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (1g7ch)

That used to be Portia de Rossi, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)

378
You know who else was once Time's Man of the Year?
Posted by: Erebus


You

https://tinyurl.com/polhv9t

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (aKsyK)

379 Oh, come now! You're just going to lob that one right across the plate like that?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (CAJOC)
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Hanging 78 mph curve ball down the heart of the plate, that one is.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (WEBkv)

380 Probably has already been talked about but James Murdoch resigned.
According to him it was differences in editorial strategy.

Then again this resignation comes the day after names are dropping on Epstein Island visitors.

Posted by: Drider at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (R/UH9)

381 Excuse me while I fulfill this exclusive 7x match offer.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (4vNgL)

382 How about jerking a feeding tube outta your stomach through your abdominal wall? I asked my doctor if he was putting me to sleep to take the tube out since it went through my abdomen into my stomach and he had put me to sleep to put it in. He said 'no, we just pull it out'. I said really? And he snatched that fcuker outta my stomach. I said 'SONOFABITCH!' He just smiled and said 'I told you I was just going to pull it out.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (XhWtx)

383 HS metal shop, some guy ground out the top of his thumbnail and thumb on the pedestal grinder. He literally turned white as a sheet, and he was pretty pasty already.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

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One of the gals leaned in too far into a drill press and fed her beautiful hair into it. Sucked her right in it did but we got it turned off before she delaminated her scalp. Had to cut her out of it.

There's at least one in every class.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (6WCwE)

384 Dershowitz implicated in Epstein case, he's on Tucker now.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (6f16T)

385 Of course they smoke like chimneys, drink like fish, will turn into a potato at 30, and bail on you for the first richer guy they see, but many of them speak some English because they get taught it in school.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI)

Are there really lots of women who deteriorate rapidly at 30? 30 is pretty young.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (9hauA)

386 Lance Bottoms still sounds like the name of a gay porn start to me.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
========

Lori Lightfoot. Sounds like a stage name.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (1vynn)

387 I watched a documentary on how sex traffickers trap girls from Eastern Europe with promises of modeling. Sometimes their parents are even in on it.

Vietnam has a thing where they do the same thing, but to their own people. Bring them over illegally, put them usually in nail parlors, that kind of thing. They get turned out, speak no English, are afraid to even try to escape because they are here illegally.

The evil that men do to girls is horrible to consider. And some women do it too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (KZzsI)

388 Bill Clinton spokesperson Angel Urea says Bill Clinton never visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.





Just like he didn't have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (MSQq1)

389 Been traveling these highways, been doing things my way. It's been making me lonesome, on'ry and mean...

Posted by: Waylon at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (3vIkC)

390 But hot iron was more readily accessible, right?

Oh yeah. Always had a blowtorch at the ready just in case.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (HaL55)

391 The thing about firearms chambered for fairly oddball rounds like 350 Legend and 450 Bushmaster is finding the cartridges. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't.

When push comes to shove anything beats nothing, but that's why you can't go wrong with boomsticks chambered in military chamberings, to wit: 5.56x45, 7.62x52, 9x19. Available if you're daring enough.

Posted by: eastofsuez at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (U2zca)

392 HEEBIE
JEEBIES

Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (TOyHQ)

393 7.62x51, damnit.

Posted by: eastofsuez at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (U2zca)

394 Attempted to cut the end of my finger off
using a table saw. Looked like hamburger.

At the emergency clinic, nurse said the first shot will be OK but the second one will hurt.

Yes, she was a truth teller.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (Okeht)

395 Eh, based on what I have heard so far about the victims' statements, I think Dershowitz is guilty. I don't want him to be, but I think he is.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (9hauA)

396 253---And really painful?
My dad scared the crap out of me over rabies shots when I was a kid.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (yL25O)
-----------------------------------------
I went through all that. In the stomach.
I was four.
It took a long time to recover. Mentally, I mean.

It's not quite so bad today.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (M/9m0)

397 Eastern Europe is easy to plunder for desperate, hungry pretty girls hoping to be models and feed their families
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (KZzsI)


One of the things I have learned while researching my novels is that the whole "innocent girls come to Hollywood and get sexually exploited" warning has been there from almost the beginning. I remember reading a column from a 1915 Motion Picture Magazine where a reporter went undercover to find work as an extra girl and was basically told (in language suitable for a 1915 audience) that she had to put out to get ahead.

Or, as Ray Charles used to say to aspiring backup singers, "If you wanna be a Raylette, you gotta let Ray!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (2JVJo)

398 Yikes. Tucker has Dershowitz on. He's going there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

399 367 You should work in a machine shop like I did back when I had one of those "job" thingys. Guess who got to take care of all the injuries because he was married to a nurse at the time?
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Yeah, I had a white scheduling job in a portable office located in the middle of a big sheet metal fabrication plant. It was the same thing. Nobody told me beforehand, but I was also the first aid guy, just because I was in an office. Sheet metal can make some nasty cuts.

Posted by: Don Gnotz at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (sWM8x)

400 381 Excuse me while I fulfill this exclusive 7x match offer.

I hear that at 11:59 tonight they are going to unplug the clock for 90 minutes and make it a 10x match.

Posted by: Guam tipper at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (FsgBK)

401 Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (XhWtx)

They did that to me with the drainage tube in my knee after old school anterior cruciate repair. You weren't as profane as I was.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (2DOZq)

402 My gunsmith milled off the end of one of his fingers. Naturally, he sent me a picture of the finger piece on the mill.

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (MVjcR)

403 Are there really lots of women who deteriorate rapidly at 30? 30 is pretty young.

I think its lifestyle. they start smoking and drinking heavily even before their teens, and eat lousy food. Eventually that hot young metabolism gives way to older and they do not turn out well.

Usually. There are some spectacular exceptions, of course (Paulina Porizkova, Milla Jovovich, etc).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (KZzsI)

404 381 Excuse me while I fulfill this exclusive 7x match offer.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (4vNgL)



'Scuse me while I whip this out!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (3vIkC)

405 What the hell is a "white scheduling job?" Hell if I know.

Posted by: Don Gnotz at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (sWM8x)

406 Didn't Ellen turn Anne Hesch straight?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (lgiXo)

407 >>> Excuse me while I fulfill thisexclusive [/]7x match offer.

Really?! That dirty little two-timer. 😡

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (sGotD)

408 hate fucking McDonalds!
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (Izzlo)

Eh, its not bad after a long night of drinking. A royal with cheese and large fries generally makes the hangover hurt less. But my bowels pay the price.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (xyImL)


It's no party for me, either, pal.

Posted by: Jack Burton's Toilet at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (2JVJo)

409 He's a bat guy

Posted by: CN........
He's the Bat Man of Gotham City

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (CjFDo)

410 Isn't it documented Bill was on around 7 flights to Epstein island?

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (6f16T)

411


Dersh took his kids and grandchildren to pedo island?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (MSQq1)

412

Yikes

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (sGotD)

413 Lori Lightfoot. Sounds like a stage name.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (1vynn)

Looks like Beetlejuice's black cousin.

Or like the sloth from that cartoon, per Jericho Green.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (9hauA)

414 Didn't Ellen turn Anne Hesch straight?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (lgiXo)
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I think that was Melissa Etheridge.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (WEBkv)

415 That's a fruit bat

McGyver, laughing out loud

Posted by: McGyver at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (0ssRW)

416 398 Yikes. Tucker has Dershowitz on. He's going there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

Tucker really has grown a set of balls. You have to respect the guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)

417 I once stapled my finger.
Posted by: eleven channeling Richard Dreyfuss at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (XTyi0)


Just dropped in, are we only talking about puncture wounds, or can we also do avulsions? I reached into a drawer once and grabbed an RJ45 crimper the wrong way (any way that doesn't involve the cable cutter blade is some value of "right"). Would've been handier (ha!) if I'd mishandled the mandoline slicer with same hand, because now I don't have feeling in the tip of either ring finger.

Anyway that's my story.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (t+qrx)

418 405 What the hell is a "white scheduling job?

==

sounds rayciss

Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (TOyHQ)

419 Dersh is guilty as fuck.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (luzVb)

420 One of the things I have learned while researching my novels is that the whole "innocent girls come to Hollywood and get sexually exploited" warning has been there from almost the beginning.

Yeah I bet back in the Globe Theater day, girls who wanted to help out with costuming (they didn't get to the stage) had to put out for Shakespeare to get the job. Its always been nasty and sordid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)

421 I give blood at least once a week at work, but always just cuts.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (6f16T)

422 Eh, its not bad after a long night of drinking. A royal with cheese
and large fries generally makes the hangover hurt less. But my bowels
pay the price.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (xyImL)
Sliders are a lot better for that..
Actually.. 3-4 White Castles the morning after are even better for a hangover.. I think it's the grease..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (CjFDo)

423 Tucker just took out a Murdoch. He's ready to take more names now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (xPl2J)

424 415 That's a fruit bat

McGyver, laughing out loud
Posted by: McGyver at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (0ssRW)

---------------------------------

Shaka, when the walls fell...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (CAJOC)

425 Ok, I see I am late, again. Carry on

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (0ssRW)

426 that's what they said about bush
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (DtYa1)


We will mark you down as hardwood then.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (ZfRYq)

427 I've known farmers who got sleeves caught in power take offs.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (lgiXo)

428 Can 2020 get any 2020ier?

Aliens on the Moon.

https://bit.ly/39OUJ7V

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (+y/Ru)

429 Sheet metal can make some nasty cuts.
Posted by: Don Gnotz
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Knew a guy who was a machinist at Lockheed. He informed me that mostly it was the sheet metal workers who lost fingers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (CTJwJ)

430 342
Yeah, I hate that "just sneak up on 'em and do it fast" shit.



---


Okay, I'm with you but it's not much better when they tell you "No, I'm not kidding, this will really hurt. . . ".





Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (6WCwE)


My favorite is "You feel a little discomfort".

Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (ofIwF)

431 382 How about jerking a feeding tube outta your stomach through your abdominal wall?


Age 12, one surgical tubing in each lung.
Doc pinches the tubing at my chest and stretches it as far as he can. Yeowzer.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (Okeht)

432 Didn't Ellen turn Anne Hesch straight?

I'm reasonably sure Anne Heche was a stunt lesbian, faked it to get notice and work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (KZzsI)

433 Yeah I bet back in the Globe Theater day, girls who wanted to help out with costuming (they didn't get to the stage) had to put out for Shakespeare to get the job. Its always been nasty and sordid
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)



You mean Edward DeVere, the Earl of Oxford?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (3vIkC)

434 recent email from Dems, supposedly from King Barky:

"We face a three-pronged crisis: A pandemic, a recession, and systemic
racism. If we don't come together to fight for change right now, the
ramifications could last for years. But if we do -- if together we elect
Democratic leaders who share our commitment to opportunity, justice,
and equality -- then we have the chance of a lifetime to change this
country for the better."

wasn't that the exact situation in 2009? And what did Obama and Biden and Pelosi and Reid do about it then?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (4a9Vv)

435 My favorite is "You feel a little discomfort".

Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (ofIwF)

dentists

Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (TOyHQ)

436 re 433: ha.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (4a9Vv)

437 Are there really lots of women who deteriorate rapidly at 30? 30 is pretty young.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (9hauA)


It's the smoking. Puts at least twenty years on you.

Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (+ljgK)

438 427 I've known farmers who got sleeves caught in power take offs.
---
Oh man. Farming is just full of all kinds of dangerous stuff.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (sWM8x)

439 I give blood at least once a week at work, but always just cuts.
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (6f16T)
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Heh.

I have special arm sleeves I wear to bed, on occasion, because my wife is tired of cleaning blood from the sheets, due my scraping my arms on a regular basis. Inhaled steroids and age tend to thin the skin.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (WEBkv)

440 Wait explain the Tucker took out Murdoch thing.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (ZfRYq)

441 How about jerking a feeding tube outta your stomach through your
abdominal wall? I asked my doctor if he was putting me to sleep to take
the tube out since it went through my abdomen into my stomach and he had
put me to sleep to put it in. He said 'no, we just pull it out'. I said
really? And he snatched that fcuker outta my stomach. I said
'SONOFABITCH!' He just smiled and said 'I told you I was just going to
pull it out.'


Had two 1/2 dia. drainage tubes in my chest after my CABG-2. Nurse who pulled them out was great, never felt a thing. She put bandaids over them and that was pretty much it. No stitches or anything, which sorta surprised me.

Chicks still dig scars, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)

442 Can 2020 get any 2020ier?



Aliens on the Moon.


I would like to volunteer for their off-world human breeding experiments.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (luzVb)

443
Just dropped in, are we only talking about
puncture wounds, or can we also do avulsions? I reached into a drawer
once and grabbed an RJ45 crimper the wrong way (any way that doesn't
involve the cable cutter blade is some value of "right"). Would've been
handier (ha!) if I'd mishandled the mandoline slicer with same hand,
because now I don't have feeling in the tip of either ring finger.



Anyway that's my story.

Posted by: hogmartin
I did the mandolin thing not too long ago.. bled like a mo fo..
I was just gonna use it until I really really needed the protector thingy.. yeah right!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (CjFDo)

444 I thought Dershowitz was innocent until I read that he is a regular at the nude beach at the Vineyard. That's just weird. And skeevy. Yuck.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (sGotD)

445 That's a fruit bat

-
Please. "Alternate Lifestyle Bat".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)

446 I'm pretty sure White Castle, Taco Bell, and Jack In The Box survive exclusively on drug and alcohol related eating. Hangover cures or munchies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (KZzsI)

447 Yikes. Tucker has Dershowitz on. He's going there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

Tucker really has grown a set of balls. You have to respect the guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)


Have to give Dershowitz a bit of props as well for having the brass to go on Tu-Ca. He'd have to know it'd be brutal. If he wanted a pass he could have gone on Hannity.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (8B6Ng)

448
Tucker just took out a Murdoch. He's ready to take more names now.


Posted by: Mark1971



Don't leave us hanging, bro!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (luzVb)

449 Dentists are pretty painless nowadays.

I cringe at the thought of before nowadays.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (XTyi0)

450 My favorite is "You feel a little discomfort".
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (ofIwF)
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Yeah, I hate it when they lie right to your face.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (WEBkv)

451 I've known farmers who got sleeves caught in power take offs.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

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They are usually known as "Lefty" or "Stumpy".

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (6WCwE)

452

Dersh is really trying to paddle hard upstream. I really didn't know him. In spite of all of the time they spent together it was like Epstein was a total stranger

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (MSQq1)

453 438 427 I've known farmers who got sleeves caught in power take offs.
---
Oh man. Farming is just full of all kinds of dangerous stuff.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (

Oddly my observation is that it's the veteran farmers who get hurt
It has something to do with being so used to something they get careless.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (lgiXo)

454
---
Oh man. Farming is just full of all kinds of dangerous stuff.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (sWM8x)
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We're the backbone of America.

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (MVjcR)

455 422 Eh, its not bad after a long night of drinking. A royal with cheese
and large fries generally makes the hangover hurt less. But my bowels
pay the price.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (xyImL)
Sliders are a lot better for that..
Actually.. 3-4 White Castles the morning after are even better for a hangover.. I think it's the grease..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry



In the UK, they had kebab stands all around the nightclubs so when they closed, everybody went and got a kebab. They were mostly ok. They'd either help you not have too bad a hangover or you'd get food poisoning and totally forget your hangover.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (njnF2)

456 It's the smoking. Puts at least twenty years on you.
Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (+ljgK)


Speaking of which, I'm done with work for the week. I think I'll step outside and smoke a cigar.

Hope you all have a lovely weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (2JVJo)

457 Dersh is guilty as fuck.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (R4aZ2)

458 Back in Ohio, we had Mullins Manufacturing, makers of Youngstown Steel Kitchens, popular in the 50s and 60s. You could always tell the seniority of a Mullins man by the number of missing fingers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (C1Lsn)

459
It's the smoking. Puts at least twenty years on you.

Posted by: Emmie
............
Smoking and tanning.. Geez Louise!
the phrase "rode hard and put away wet" comes to mind..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (CjFDo)

460 102 Does anybody see my comment? Computer check...
Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (0jZnq)

No.

Posted by: Jack O'Neall, Col, USAF, invisible in the ladies' shower. at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (rkCLP)

461 I thought Dershowitz was innocent until I read that he is a regular at the nude beach at the Vineyard.

-
That takes the appeal out of nude beaches, doesn't it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)

462 Dershowitz is kind of the Tom Cruise character in Eyes Wide Shut

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (fU1ci)

463 They are usually known as "Lefty" or "Stumpy".
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (6WCwE)
-----------

Buddy of mine, his dad got his pants caught in a PTO. As he put it, "bursted the leg open."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (WEBkv)

464 re 449: like Howard Stern, I had a dentist when I was a kid who thought you didn't need novacaine. (However it's spelled, dammit)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (4a9Vv)

465 Obama: "But if we do -- if together we elect
Democratic leaders who share our commitment to opportunity, justice,
and equality -- then we have the chance of a lifetime to change this
country for the better."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (4a9Vv)


I'm not aware of a single Democrat committed to opportunity, justice, and equality.

Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (+ljgK)

466 Dentists are pretty painless nowadays.
I cringe at the thought of before nowadays.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM


A dentist of note during the Korean War was nicknamed "The Painless Pole".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (DMUuz)

467 449 Dentists are pretty painless nowadays.

I cringe at the thought of before nowadays.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (XTyi0)

That three-foot needle. Into the gums, through the sinus cavity, behind the eyeball and right into the cerebral cortex.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

468
Oddly my observation is that it's the veteran farmers who get hurt
It has something to do with being so used to something they get careless.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (lgiXo)
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Yep. Look up an implement called a sickle bar cutter. It's used for cutting hay. Positively medieval.

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (MVjcR)

469 So, Bill visited that island. If you was married to Hillary, you'd be off to Pedro Island the first chance you got!

Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (gzuCv)

470 My gunsmith milled off the end of one of his fingers. Naturally, he sent me a picture of the finger piece on the mill.

Did he charge you extra?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (HaL55)

471 Dersh is guilty as fuck.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Literally.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (+y/Ru)

472
Her Majesty was exercising Dutch (the Beeg Boy) outside a hotel on one of those retractable leashes. Some idiot let a bunch of Cresteds run loose, Dutch bolted, the line wrapped around her little finger and took it clean off.

Unfortunately she doesn't get a 10% discount on manicures.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (mht8P)

473

Now Dersh is saying Slick Willie wasn't there. By the end of this he's going to say he's not on Tucker's show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (MSQq1)

474 https://bit.ly/3glBbun
*******
COVID-19 Poses Virtually No Health Risk to Athletes - UncoverDC

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (1Dmt5)

475 One thing about modern dentistry is that weird grapefruit tasting stuff they numb your gums with before the shots.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (XTyi0)

476 Well, till later.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (WEBkv)

477 That takes the appeal out of nude beaches, doesn't it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)

The people at nude beaches are not usually the people you want at nude beaches.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (9hauA)

478 I used to stop at a store attached to a large dairy farm to get drinks and snacks after work. One day I went in there and the owner was working behind the counter with a bandaged up stub where a hand used to be.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (xPl2J)

479 I'm thinking Dersh knows way more than he is saying.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (6f16T)

480 A dentist of note during the Korean War was nicknamed "The Painless Pole".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (DMUuz)


Bob Hope's dentist character in the movie The Paleface was named "Painless Potter."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (2JVJo)

481 I have to be careful about cuts
I always bleed like a stuck pig

Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (TOyHQ)

482 I've known farmers who got sleeves caught in power take offs.

Ever see the vid of the Russian kid getting sucked into a huge lathe (huge and therefore running at low rpm)? He's one of the lucky ones. Just tore up the skin on his back.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (KDCRD)

483 Maybe Tucker will be one of our new Founding Fathers?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (EiNjl)

484 re 461: I think anyone who has ever looked at a nudist magazine knows the people at nude beaches mostly do not look like models, they look like ordinary people.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)

485

Dersh - She's a lying, lying, lying, lying liar.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (MSQq1)

486 Anybody know anything about Chantilly, VA?

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (OQcPl)

487 What would you do if you were accused of sexual crimes you didn't do based only on the accusers statement?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (2DOZq)

488 Sheet metal is of the Devil.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (XTyi0)

489 The film Man in the Moon has a scene where the male love interest gets pulled under his tractor's plows, they don't show it exactly but its pretty horrible to consider

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (KZzsI)

490 443
Just dropped in, are we only talking about
puncture wounds, or can we also do avulsions? I reached into a drawer
once and grabbed an RJ45 crimper the wrong way (any way that doesn't
involve the cable cutter blade is some value of "right"). Would've been
handier (ha!) if I'd mishandled the mandoline slicer with same hand,
because now I don't have feeling in the tip of either ring finger.



Anyway that's my story.

Posted by: hogmartin
I did the mandolin thing not too long ago.. bled like a mo fo..
I was just gonna use it until I really really needed the protector thingy.. yeah right!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (CjFDo)

------------------------

I sliced my thumb on a sharp edge of a shop light housing (was retrofitting for LED, and was trying to remove a stubborn tombstone). Pretty sure I left a trail of blood back into the house.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (CAJOC)

491 475 One thing about modern dentistry is that weird grapefruit tasting stuff they numb your gums with before the shots.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (XTyi0)

Grapefruit flavored cocaine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

492 I've known farmers who got sleeves caught in power take offs.
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A woman who worked for my brother took great pride in farming on the side. Very unusual, nice person. She was bush hogging extremely tall grass when she hit a stump. The impact knocked her off the tractor, then the tractor and bush hog ran her over.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (sWM8x)

493 478 I used to stop at a store attached to a large dairy farm to get drinks and snacks after work. One day I went in there and the owner was working behind the counter with a bandaged up stub where a hand used to be.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (xPl2J)

Mess with the bull, get the horns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (KnJdm)

494 -------
We're the backbone of America.

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (MVjcR)


And don't look at a full moon through the pine tops.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (Okeht)

495 I did the mandolin thing not too long ago.. bled like a mo fo..
I was just gonna use it until I really really needed the protector thingy.. yeah right!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (CjFDo)


I got a pair of Kevlar gloves after that. They're pretty cheap (usually have them at restaurant supply places) and they aren't all clumsy like the handguard is.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (t+qrx)

496 Puddleglum, the Official Hangover Food Of The Horde, after years of research, appears to be Jack-In-The-Box tacos.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)

497 487 What would you do if you were accused of sexual crimes you didn't do based only on the accusers statement?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

document my alibis

Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (TOyHQ)

498 My favorite is "You feel a little discomfort".

Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (ofIwF)

------------



Yeah, I hate it when they lie right to your face.


The least they could do would be to give you a bullet to bite down on. So you'd know what was coming.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (HaL55)

499 Reminds me of Casblanca. "I'm shocked to learn there's kiddy diddling going on here!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)

500 484 re 461: I think anyone who has ever looked at a nudist magazine knows the people at nude beaches mostly do not look like models, they look like ordinary people.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)

The first topless woman I saw on a beach gave great comfort to celibates.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (lgiXo)

501 re 475: and when you are getting a root canal job, the stuff they use as a disinfectant (as I recall) tastes like lemon and bleach.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (4a9Vv)

502 re 461: I think anyone who has ever looked at a nudist magazine knows the people at nude beaches mostly do not look like models, they look like ordinary people.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)

An ex-friend was a nudist and showed me an article about how nudists were trying to recruit young people. Yeah.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (9hauA)

503
470 My gunsmith milled off the end of one of his fingers. Naturally, he sent me a picture of the finger piece on the mill.

Did he charge you extra?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (HaL55)
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No, he wasn't working on my rifle at the time. He was milling a stock and put a fingerprint in the barrel channel as a signature.

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (MVjcR)

504 They'll be driving chariots through the I-25 next
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (ykYG2)

with masks on

Posted by: Chico Escuela: Vidas Negras Cuentan at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (IL6Hc)

505 Nude beaches are like socialism. They sound great in theory.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (xPl2J)

506 Ever see the vid of the Russian kid getting sucked into a huge lathe (huge and therefore running at low rpm)? He's one of the lucky ones. Just tore up the skin on his back.
Posted by: t-bird

The luckiest sailor alive.

Sucked into an jet air intake:

https://youtu.be/XC1TCXyCqrg

Can you image the story as told to his grandkids?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (6WCwE)

507 Taco Casa

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (fU1ci)

508 Is it safe?

Posted by: Christian Szell at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (F6tBH)

509 My gunsmith milled off the end of one of his fingers. Naturally, he sent me a picture of the finger piece on the mill.

The sense of touch is so important to a machinist. I wonder if the next knuckle down acquires the same sensitivity your fingertip had?

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (Lt1JN)

510 489 The film Man in the Moon has a scene where the male love interest gets pulled under his tractor's plows, they don't show it exactly but its pretty horrible to consider
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (KZzsI)

------------------------------------

There was a made-for-TV movie a long while back called "Dark Night of the Scarecrow", I believe. Had a scene where a guy basically drowned in a grain silo. That one really freaked me out.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (CAJOC)

511 "You'll feel a little discomfort..."

And then they put a running chainsaw in your mouth...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

512 they look like ordinary people.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)

Obese and gross?

Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (EiNjl)

513 No One, I have Dark Night Of The Scarecrow on blu-ray. :-)

It's fantastic. Scary and very funny. Was made by the same people who made "Audrey Rose" in 1978.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

514 I got a pair of Kevlar gloves after that.

-
I understand that next week Dr. Fauxci will have us all wearing swim fins and snorkels.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)

515 486 Anybody know anything about Chantilly, VA?
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (OQcPl)


Yes I do.

Why do you ask?

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (ZfRYq)

516 438
427 I've known farmers who got sleeves caught in power take offs.

---

Oh man. Farming is just full of all kinds of dangerous stuff.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (sWM8x)


I work for a farmer summers as a teenager. Sometime after, he was picking up a round bale of hay with his hay forks on a tractor. The hydraulics malfunctioned and it rolled the bale over him. Too stubborn to jump off of the tractor. Broke his back. He lay there, still in the seat, until supper when his wife went and found him. He spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Hard business.

Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (ofIwF)

517 Just a little pin prick?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (fU1ci)

518 re 497: there is an episode or Law and Order SVU where a guy accused of rape is being questioned in (I think) a library and his defense is to just drop his pants and show that he lacked the means.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (4a9Vv)

519 Tucker needs a wall of scalps or skulls behind him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

520 I think anyone who has ever looked at a nudist magazine knows the people at nude beaches mostly do not look like models, they look like ordinary people.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)


*throws flag*

Ordinary people are not naked. They're ordinary. Naked people are naked. QED.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (t+qrx)

521 Donated my mandolin to the Salvation Army.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (Okeht)

522
509 My gunsmith milled off the end of one of his fingers. Naturally, he sent me a picture of the finger piece on the mill.

The sense of touch is so important to a machinist. I wonder if the next knuckle down acquires the same sensitivity your fingertip had?
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (Lt1JN)
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He was just happy it wasn't his trigger finger!

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (MVjcR)

523 The film Man in the Moon has a scene where the male love interest gets pulled under his tractor's plows, they don't show it exactly but its pretty horrible to consider
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (KZzsI)

Omg. I watched that when I was a teenager. I don't generally remember movies but I can't forget that scene. It was heartbreaking.

And I thought whichever London twin that was was sooooo handsome. I saw one of them latee on. He looked ok but hadn't aged that well.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (9hauA)

524 Then again there was a girl I saw sunning the boobs on a beach at St Maartin who was spectacular.
At least that's my memory.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (lgiXo)

525 Why do you ask?
Posted by: blaster

Might be a job there. Our salaries were cut in half starting next week. So, I've got to find something else.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (OQcPl)

526 475 One thing about modern dentistry is that weird grapefruit tasting stuff they numb your gums with before the shots.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (XTyi0)

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I don't know that it tastes like grapefruit. I just know that is probably the worst part of the visit for me.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (CAJOC)

527 Tucker going after Fauxi now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

528 515 486 Anybody know anything about Chantilly, VA?
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (OQcPl)
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Not far from here. What do you want to know?

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:26 PM (MVjcR)

529 526 475 One thing about modern dentistry is that weird grapefruit tasting stuff they numb your gums with before the shots.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (XTyi0)

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I don't know that it tastes like grapefruit. I just know that is probably the worst part of the visit for me.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (CAJOC)

The topical stuff doesn't taste very good, but it used to be a hell of a lot worse.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

530 Tucker sharpening knife for Fauci.

This is awesome.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:26 PM (luzVb)

531 Anybody know anything about Chantilly, VA?

I remember hearing something about their lace many years ago.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)

532 re 512: yeah, a lot of them. Nothing quite like seeing a pic of a really attractive woman in a thong at the beach and ten feet behind her is a guy who looks like a Russian Plutocrat who just swallowed a watermelon.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (4a9Vv)

533 I know a man who fell off his tractor and went through his hay baler. Lived.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (xVQEQ)

534 Now I'm getting 700% match emails. I'm voting for the guy in addition to being a monthly contributor but I guess that don't mean jack.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (cCxiu)

535 Tucker is a human flamethrower.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

536 Tucker = Laurence Olivier
Fauci = Dustin Hoffman

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)

537 517 Just a little pin prick?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (fU1ci)



But you might feel a little sick....

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (3vIkC)

538 Omg. I watched that when I was a teenager. I don't generally remember movies but I can't forget that scene. It was heartbreaking.

Reese Witherspoon's first film. Its pretty good for a young romance movie. Reece was really good in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)

539 Might be a job there. Our salaries were cut in half starting next week. So, I've got to find something else.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM


What's your comparison other? Where you coming from?

Chantilly is Northern Virginia cost of living is high.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (ZfRYq)

540
Jim Jordan smacked Miguelito Fauci around. Little scheming rat bastard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (MSQq1)

541 Not far from here. What do you want to know?
Posted by: Weasel

Just stuff about the area, in general. I'm thinking about applying for a job there.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (OQcPl)

542 Nudists. Yuk. While sailing in the BVI we saw a boat with a shit ton of fat germans. Most were neked, some with speedos. gag.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (R4aZ2)

543 What kind of job would be in Chantilly?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (fU1ci)

544 Heh. The puppers my kids picked out looks like an otter in the face.

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (554XU)

545 about Nude Beaches I use the Dennis MIller line about Socialism "Nude Beaches are like Socialism they sound great until you are there"

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (1Dmt5)

546 Carlson/Jordan 2024

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (luzVb)

547 543 What kind of job would be in Chantilly?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (fU1ci)

Lace manufacture

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

548 I know a guy who became crippled from a sneeze. A father of one of my friends. He was working under a car and his body was in a such a position that when he sneezed it did something to his spine or a nerve. He limped around with a twisted looking leg for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (xPl2J)

549 Interesting that ace hasn't popped up with tales of injuries suffered during construction projects around the den.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (DMUuz)

550 I'm in Metro Atlanta. Cost of living is pretty cheap here.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (OQcPl)

551 Now I'm getting 700% match emails. I'm voting for the guy in addition to being a monthly contributor but I guess that don't mean jack.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 31, 202

Got one this morning that was borderline threatening.

Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (EiNjl)

552 I visited a nude beach in Tirrenia.

It was...spectacular.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (ZfRYq)

553 Just a little pin prick?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (fU1ci)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Michael Scott at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

554 Buck Sexton sounds like a pron name.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

555
Anybody know anything about Chantilly, VA?

I remember hearing something about their lace many years ago.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)

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MBIS, MBISS Ch. Soyara's Chantilly Lace JC ROM-C

http://soyaraborzoi.com/Lacey.htm

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (mht8P)

556 What kind of job would be in Chantilly?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Engineering.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (OQcPl)

557 513 No One, I have Dark Night Of The Scarecrow on blu-ray. :-)

It's fantastic. Scary and very funny. Was made by the same people who made "Audrey Rose" in 1978.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

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I had actually forgotten it was made-for-tv, until I looked it up a couple years ago. Don't know that it would make it on prime time these days. All these years later, that scene in the silo has stuck with me.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (CAJOC)

558 Reese Witherspoon's first film. Its pretty good for a young romance movie. Reece was really good in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)

LOL, I didn't even remember she was in it. The London guy (note: not London boy) is the only memory I have of the movie.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (9hauA)

559 G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider:

Northern VA is expensive. If the money is good, consider it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (njnF2)

560 556 What kind of job would be in Chantilly?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Engineering.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (OQcPl)

Lace engineering.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

561 I know a man who fell off his tractor and went through his hay baler. Lived.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (xVQEQ)


Then there's the video of the sailor getting ingested by an EA-6. Also lived.

https://tinyurl.com/yxbxkf8q

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)

562 I don't know if they still do it but when I was young they gave you this fluoride rinse and it was the 100% absolutely worst tasting thing I have ever had in my mouth. So bad I never, ever want to go back to a dentist again in case they have that crap anywhere in the building.

Like orange juice after brushing your teeth x the smell of limburger cubed. It didn't make me physically ill, it was just a full-body wracking revulsion like every cell wanted to get away from whatever the hell that horrific stuff was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (KZzsI)

563 I visited a nude beach in Tirrenia.

It was...spectacular.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM


We hate you.

Posted by: The Boys of Fulda Gap at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

564 >>I thought Dershowitz was innocent until I read that he is a regular at the nude beach at the Vineyard. That's just weird. And skeevy. Yuck.

There goes your invitation to Jack's Island.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

565 Re: modern dentistry

A "best invention in modern life" thread would be fun.
Anesthesia would probably get my vote.

I'm sure it would be racist as hell, though.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (xVQEQ)

566 467
449 Dentists are pretty painless nowadays.



I cringe at the thought of before nowadays.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (XTyi0)



That three-foot needle. Into the gums, through the sinus cavity, behind the eyeball and right into the cerebral cortex.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (ofIwF)

567 Lace engineering.
Posted by: Insomniac

Lol no. Civil.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (OQcPl)

568 Then there's the video of the sailor getting ingested by an EA-6. Also lived.

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holy sh*t

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (xVQEQ)

569 What kind of job would be in Chantilly?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (fU1ci)



Lace manufacture

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)


Chantilly Lace had a pretty face

And a ponytail hangin' down

A wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk

Make the world go 'round

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (MSQq1)

570 Just read at another site that Jim Acosta planned to do an expose years ago on Jeffrey Epstein, but was told he "belonged to intelligence" and to leave him alone.

Could Acosta be telling the truth? (I'd bet not; he probably left Epstein alone after being told how much money he gives Dems.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

571 I have zero interest in ever going to a nude beach.

But I do have a slightly related question

Why is it women are so embarrassed for their underwear to show, but will go out in a bathing suit that's half as big?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

572 re 550: but when you get a half inch of snow the city shuts down. I have a relative (from the north east) who lives there and said people there just aren't used to deal with snow.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (4a9Vv)

573 I'm cringing to death here. Enjoy.

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

574 Tucker would win in a landslide right now.

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (554XU)

575 Yeah, I got 2 navels to show for that cancer back in 2005.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (XhWtx)

576 No One, that silo scene has stuck with me too.
At the end, all you can see is the victim's arm sticking up. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)

577 Lace engineering.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

I miss lace wigs.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (9hauA)

578
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (OQcPl)
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It's a fairly typical western suburb of DC. Residents are mostly government employees or contractors. Close to Dulles Intl Airport, Lots of tech companies out there and nearby Sterling/Herndon. Cost of living is high - typical of NoVA. Commute into DC would be 60 - 90 minutes.

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (MVjcR)

579 Civil enigeering?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (fU1ci)

580 Gramps cut half his thumb off one day being an idiot with a mower. He stuck it on the fence and went back to mowing grass. When he was finished he put it in a cup of ice and drive himself to the hospital.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (bKemY)

581 re 56: as Kyle's mother (South Park) would say, WHAT WHAT WHAT??

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (4a9Vv)

582 @g.gnome in general not a terrible place but like I said high cost of living. If you are coming from elsewhere in Virginia then you keep your awful state government. If you are coming from outside YMMV.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (ZfRYq)

583 My son wrecked on a motorcycle in his early teens. He had so much gravel in his side, I couldn't possibly get it all out. I took him to the emergency room and the nurse had him stand by the sink then she got out this really big medical scotchbrite pad with a handle on it.

"Don't pass out, I won't be able to hold you up if you do."

He laughed bravely.

She started in on his side with the pad.

His knees buckled but he didn't go down.

No way on earth would he have let me do that.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (f1ElH)

584 but when you get a half inch of snow the city shuts down. I have a relative (from the north east) who lives there and said people there just aren't used to deal with snow.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


Guilty. I've only driven in snow 6 times. Only 4 times when it was sticking.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (OQcPl)

585 re me at 581, I meant re 566...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (4a9Vv)

586 Civil enigeering?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (fU1ci)

Is that where engineers are nice to each other?

Posted by: Michael Scott at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

587 Mr. Scott is proving that women will totally mess you up. In just 34 minutes he's gone from being a great engineer to a whipped loser.

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (3vIkC)

588 Posted by: blaster

Thanks! I'll consider that.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (OQcPl)

589 >>There goes your invitation to Jack's Island.



That's Not a Bong!

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (bKemY)

590 Why is it women are so embarrassed for their underwear to show, but will go out in a bathing suit that's half as big?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

Unpopular opinion: maybe it's because I grew up in another culture and I am my weird self, but I find wearing a bikini to be like parading around in my bra and panties. Hence my always wearing a one piece (well, that and my tummy).

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (9hauA)

591 Are fruit bats gay?

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no, just FABULOUS!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (h1jJh)

592 Political Machines For Sale?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (luzVb)

593 Missing a g.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (fU1ci)

594 Spent too much time under the old drills that spun at about 10 rpm with a burr grinder on the end. I can still smell the burning enamel. You would kill for novocain. To this day I tell the dentist no slow drill.

https://tinyurl.com/y296mpjt

Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (ofIwF)

595
Anybody know anything about Chantilly, VA?


Cavalry battle near there in the Civil War, IIRC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

596 >>Gramps cut half his thumb off one day being an idiot with a mower. He stuck it on the fence and went back to mowing grass. When he was finished he put it in a cup of ice and drive himself to the hospital.

My partner in Australia swears that a couple years ago in his town there were not 1 but two people who were taken to the hospital for trying to use their lawn movers to trim bushes. Multiple fingers didn't make it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

597 you know what? I'm trying to lose weight but I think I'll make a couple of hot dogs. Catch youse later

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (4a9Vv)

598 My wife did home care nursing for a little who lost a chunk of his foot when his father ran over it with a riding mower.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (lgiXo)

599 Perscale was pushed out. The knives are being drawn for Kushner is not surprising. They want us dead. I think the solicitations are betting nasty as a way of seperating voters from Trump. The whole swamp wants us gone. I did shoot a nail in my finger, just a little 23#. Felt it pull from the bone.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (4vNgL)

600 487 What would you do if you were accused of sexual crimes you didn't do based only on the accusers statement?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (2DOZq)
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Deny.
Try to disprove.

But then, most people would do the same even if they WERE guilty.

There certainly isn't anything we have seen (so far) that would convict any of these guys in a court of law, IMO.
Still, ......... we can all form our own opinions.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (M/9m0)

601 Posted by: blaster

Thanks! I'll consider that.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (OQcPl)

Also don't forget to consider that it's Virginia.

Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:37 PM (EiNjl)

602 Could Acosta be telling the truth?

I'm gonna say "hell no" but it makes him sound all investigatey and reportery instead of a dimwitted pretty face

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:37 PM (KZzsI)

603 >>My partner in Australia swears that a couple years ago in his town there were not 1 but two people who were taken to the hospital for trying to use their lawn movers to trim bushes. Multiple fingers didn't make it.


Just thinking about the Physics of that makes my knees weak.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:37 PM (bKemY)

604 Then there's the video of the sailor getting ingested by an EA-6. Also lived.

https://tinyurl.com/yxbxkf8q
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No video but I know of an engineer at Lakehurst NAS who got flung down the runway when he stepped over the catapult cable being tested.

Amazing he survived... sans 1 leg and one hella road rash.

Posted by: BluesFish at July 31, 2020 08:38 PM (h/MXB)

605
I see ONE bat!

Qua! Qua! Qua!

Posted by: Count von Count at July 31, 2020 08:38 PM (EGyGV)

606 Also don't forget to consider that it's Virginia.
Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:37 PM (EiNjl)
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Which has many charms.

And a lousy Governor. But many charms.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:38 PM (/669Q)

607 I find wearing a bikini to be like parading around in my bra and panties.

That's kind of my thought as well. Not that I am complaining but I mean, I feel self conscious going without a shirt so :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (KZzsI)

608 What would you do if you were accused of sexual crimes you didn't do based only on the accusers statement?

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Is this before or after I paid off an accuser and was impeached for lying under oath regarding a dominant, degrading, sexual relationship involving another young girl?

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (xVQEQ)

609 There certainly isn't anything we have seen (so far) that would convict any of these guys in a court of law, IMO.
Still, ......... we can all form our own opinions.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (M/9m0)

Yeah, I don't think anything will happen to anyone. Aside from Ghislaine's impending suicide.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (9hauA)

610 There goes your invitation to Jack's Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
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Wait! I thought Jack's Island had young Nick Noltes running around. That's a horse of a different cow.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (sGotD)

611 "Have you fallen in love with your fear of COVID-19?"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (luzVb)

612 Tucker has a full plate of content tonight. He's the JJ Sefton of TV

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (7ZQe3)

613 And a lousy Governor. But many charms.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:

And a lousy legislature.

Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (EiNjl)

614 @g.gnome if you want something more than random internet thread stuff I will code an email for you.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (ZfRYq)

615 Off the wall question but has white chocolate been removed from stores.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)

616 580 Gramps cut half his thumb off one day being an idiot with a mower. He stuck it on the fence and went back to mowing grass. When he was finished he put it in a cup of ice and drive himself to the hospital.
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We're just not as tough as out forebears. My grandfather was mowing when a piece of wire hit him in the face and went through his cheek. He drove the tractor to the barn and I ran to see about him. When I got to the barn, he'd taken a swig of purple horse medicine and was squirting it out the hole in his cheek. He didn't go to the doctor.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (sWM8x)

617 And a lousy legislature.
Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (EiNjl)
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Yes, to match the lousy governor.

Hopefully we can fix both next year.
.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:41 PM (/669Q)

618 609 There certainly isn't anything we have seen (so far) that would convict any of these guys in a court of law, IMO.
Still, ......... we can all form our own opinions.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (M/9m0)

Yeah, I don't think anything will happen to anyone. Aside from Ghislaine's impending suicide.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (9hauA)

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The fact that she's still alive just means they haven't found the dead man's switch that releases all the video.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:41 PM (CAJOC)

619 Could Acosta be telling the truth?

I'm gonna say "hell no" but it makes him sound all investigatey and reportery instead of a dimwitted pretty face
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:37 PM (KZzsI)

Not sure I would call the penniless man's George Clooney a pretty face, but to each xir own.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:41 PM (9hauA)

620 590 Why is it women are so embarrassed for their underwear to show, but will go out in a bathing suit that's half as big?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

Unpopular opinion: maybe it's because I grew up in another culture and I am my weird self, but I find wearing a bikini to be like parading around in my bra and panties. Hence my always wearing a one piece (well, that and my tummy).
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (9hauA)

That pretty much is what a bikini is to be fair.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 08:41 PM (Zm+LZ)

621 I tend to be skeptical of any much later, unsubstantiated accusation of sexual misconduct, simply because its super easy to accuse and ruin a man without a shred of evidence.

But at the same time, SOMEONE was and still is abusing these girls. So there are guilty parties. And the shockingly obvious pattern of wiping out witnesses, evidence, and intimidating people is clear: people who are very powerful and connected want this to go away and they are guilty as hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

622 Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (xVQEQ)

Lucky for that blue dress.

Posted by: Michael Scott at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (2DOZq)

623
My partner in Australia swears that a couple years ago in his town there were not 1 but two people who were taken to the hospital for trying to use their lawn movers to trim bushes. Multiple fingers didn't make it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)







They make good antizombie weapons. See Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (EGyGV)

624 BOOM!

Ohio Pharmacy Board withdraws rule barring use of HCQ to treat coronavirus.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (Okeht)

625 Off the wall question but has white chocolate been removed from stores.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)


*nudges bag under couch*
*wipes mouth with sleeve*

...no.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (t+qrx)

626
Off the wall question but has white chocolate been removed from stores.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)

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Can't be removed fast enough. Parents who hate their children give them white chocolate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (mht8P)

627 My husband used to have a fabricating shop. One of the guys managed to cut off a finger so his wife grabbed an ice cream bar to wrap up with the finger to keep it cold. They drove in to the hospital where they reattached the finger. The worker wanted to eat the ice cream bar afterwards

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (JKNZq)

628 g.gnome if you want something more than random internet thread stuff I will code an email for you.
Posted by: blaster


Thanks, but it's OK. The position doesn't pay enough to put up with the cost of living and the politics. Metro Atlanta is bad enough!

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:43 PM (OQcPl)

629 Just read at another site that Jim Acosta planned to do an expose years ago on Jeffrey Epstein, but was told he "belonged to intelligence" and to leave him alone.

Could Acosta be telling the truth? (I'd bet not; he probably left Epstein alone after being told how much money he gives Dems.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)


Epstein probably was working for one or more intelligence agencies.

But I don't see where Acosta's name comes up, other than in Acosta's massive ego fantasy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 08:43 PM (hku12)

630 The worker wanted to eat the ice cream bar afterwards

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He knew it would give him the power of the conquered finger.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (xVQEQ)

631 Ace trolls his own Horde

Posted by: Kathysaysso at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (nNo7P)

632 >>Wait! I thought Jack's Island had young Nick Noltes running around. That's a horse of a different cow.

That's what you want. This is what you will get.

https://tinyurl.com/y6owoun5

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)

633 Why is it women are so embarrassed for their underwear to show, but will go out in a bathing suit that's half as big?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)


Was talking to my neighbor about this yesterday. With the lockdown, people have been out and exercising. Dudes usually wear the long shorts and a tank top or t-shirt. Sometimes they go shirtless.

Women are running in a sports bra and panties.

Don't get mad when I stare at you because you're bouncing them titties down the sidewalk in your bra and panties.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

634 My husband used to have a fabricating shop. One of the guys managed to cut off a finger so his wife grabbed an ice cream bar to wrap up with the finger to keep it cold. They drove in to the hospital where they reattached the finger. The worker wanted to eat the ice cream bar afterwards
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (JKNZq)


If it was a white chocolate ice cream bar on a nude beach in Chantilly VA, we could start tying the thread up here.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

635 79
> Bill Clinton spokesperson Angel Urea says Bill Clinton never visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.



As someone on Twatter said, Bill Clinton would lie about being Bill Clinton, and his sycophants would believe it.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (unn44)


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Seriously, is this person's name really "Angel Urea," as in, "the carbamide found in the piss of angels?"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (+3rQF)

636 626
Off the wall question but has white chocolate been removed from stores.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)

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Can't be removed fast enough. Parents who hate their children give them white chocolate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (mht8P)

Dark chocolate is terrible. White chocolate is merely inferior.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 08:45 PM (Zm+LZ)

637 That's what you want. This is what you will get.

https://tinyurl.com/y6owoun5
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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*cancels flight to Jack's Island*

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:45 PM (/669Q)

638 >> I thought Jack's Island had young Nick Noltes running around.


Sure.

If by Nick Nolte you mean Hirsute Jerry Nadler Body Doubles.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:45 PM (ApYfY)

639 Chocolate > no chocolate

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (xVQEQ)

640 There's a bar in Klondike City that challenge people to drink some kind of beverage with a severed thumb in it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (lgiXo)

641 Why is it women are so embarrassed for their underwear to show, but will go out in a bathing suit that's half as big?



They're not embarrassed.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (nRWPy)

642 Women are running in a sports bra and panties.


Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm going to believe I imagined reading and then copying and pasting this to retain any hope for the future.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (9hauA)

643 570 Just read at another site that Jim Acosta planned to do an expose years ago on Jeffrey Epstein, but was told he "belonged to intelligence" and to leave him alone.

Could Acosta be telling the truth? (I'd bet not; he probably left Epstein alone after being told how much money he gives Dems.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
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Heh.
There are more than a few Cuban exiles who believe Acosta himself "belongs to intelligence" --- but in his case, on the Cuban side.
This has a been a rumor going way back before he had national prominence, BTW.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (M/9m0)

644 I got used to girls wearing bikinis as underwear in the South - I assumed because a beach, lake, pool or swimming hole always beckoned.

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2020 08:47 PM (B7KlG)

645 Could Acosta be telling the truth? (I'd bet not; he probably left Epstein alone after being told how much money he gives Dems.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)


I trust NOTHING that comes out of Jm J Acosta's mouth. I could be standing in the rain and he would tell me it's raining and I would question it.

He's ruined ANY credibility he may've had at some point.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:47 PM (Zz0t1)

646 640 There's a bar in Klondike City that challenge people to drink some kind of beverage with a severed thumb in it.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (lgiXo)

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"What would you do at a Klondike bar?"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:47 PM (CAJOC)

647 I don't like chocolate. Except for white chocolate - I can eat it in small to modest quantities.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)

648 I've never done any serious damage to myself, thankfully. I've done a lot of cutting while cooking particularly when I'm not feeling well but nothing severe.

My toes on my right foot are kinda gnarly though, i got a foot fungus from somewhere and the nails are nasty and like a quarter inch thick Not something you hope anyone ever sees.

I remember having warts when I was in high school, no clue where they came from. So I am so embarrassed and self conscious about them, we got some of this creme you can put on them taht's basically acid that melts them away. But it also marks each one bright white

So I went to school with this crap on me and everyone noticed the warts. Nobody even knew I had them before that. Thanks, medicine, like I wasn't already the weirdo in school nobody talked to

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (KZzsI)

649 Listening to "Bela Lugosi's Dead" because, well why not? Seems to fit the mood of the times...https://bit.ly/3gicwXv

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (3vIkC)

650 Hangover food ?

Italian beef, with hot & sweet peppers, quart of milk.

Worked for me, back in the day ... and working across the street from Mr Beef on Orleans helped.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (OWgiM)

651 If her titties are bouncing, that's not a good sports bra. So she's either poorly endowed and theyre jiggling not bouncing, OR she needs a new sports bra.

But your looking? I doubt she cares. If she did she'd wear a tshirt.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (nRWPy)

652 I don't like chocolate. Except for white chocolate - I can eat it in small to modest quantities.

Like the taste of cilantro there seems to be some genetic switch for people with chocolate. They either LOVVVE IT ALMOST SEXUALLY or can take or leave it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (KZzsI)

653
I'm going to believe I imagined reading and then copying and pasting this to retain any hope for the future.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (9hauA)


They do around here, whether they can pull it off or not. Then get pissed when you break your neck watching them go by.

You don't want me looking, put on some normal clothes.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

654 Women are running in a sports bra and panties.

Posted by: Sponge -

where DO you live?

Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (TOyHQ)

655 Bill Clinton spokesperson Angel Ure?a says Bill Clinton never visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.

"Angel" in the Miltonic sense.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (ykYG2)

Is that "Urea" or "Urethra"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (Pkffp)

656 >>Is that "Urea" or "Urethra"?

It's pronounced "cervix".

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)

657 647 I don't like chocolate. Except for white chocolate - .....
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
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Exactly what we would expect of a Viking queen.
To the re-education camps you go!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:50 PM (M/9m0)

658 Listening to "Bela Lugosi's Dead" because, well why not?

Related:

https://youtu.be/ARzj2AblBWQ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:51 PM (KZzsI)

659 That's what you want. This is what you will get.

https://tinyurl.com/y6owoun5
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)


I'll be REAL good from now on, mista Kates.

Posted by: Reggie Hammond at July 31, 2020 08:51 PM (Zz0t1)

660 Like the taste of cilantro there seems to be some genetic switch for people with chocolate. They either LOVVVE IT ALMOST SEXUALLY or can take or leave it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (KZzsI)

I actually actively dislike milk and dark chocolate, with a few exceptions. For some reason, I can manage chocolate cake that isn't too chocolatey. But generally I can't stand the stuff.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (9hauA)

661 You don't want me looking, put on some normal clothes get back in the kitchen.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (KnJdm)

662 What kind of job would be in Chantilly?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

What clearances are required?

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (B7KlG)

663 >>> That's what you want. This is what you will get.


LOL Everyone I know had a crush on Nolte. It was all downhill after the DUI (probably before.) Now I get the feeling he just doesn't care anymore.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/Homeless-Nick

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (sGotD)

664 I'm like you chique. Mom always had me wear an undershirt, girly kind, and slips with dresses. Still do. Not the undershirt. That changed when I needed the Hughes invention.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (R4aZ2)

665 574 Tucker would win in a landslide right now.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (554XU)

Trump, take note.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (H8QX8)

666 647 I don't like chocolate. Except for white chocolate - I can eat it in small to modest quantities.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)


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I too prefer quantities that don't brag on themselves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (wPVhA)

667
where DO you live?
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (TOyHQ)


Suburbia, North Texas.

Posted by: Reggie Hammond at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)

668 Listening to "Bela Lugosi's Dead" because, well why not?

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The universe is so bizarre sometimes. I hadn't listened to that in years and it came up on a random shuffle today, and now they're mentioned in the HQ comments.

(Also Nitzer Ebb, who I had completely forgotten about.)

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:53 PM (xVQEQ)

669 Damn.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)

670 I don't like chocolate. Except for white chocolate - I can eat it in small to modest quantities.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)


Those words... they look like English, but put together that way it seems like it must be some strange language with which I am not familiar.

And as is known in all the lands, white chocolate, isn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 08:53 PM (hku12)

671 BOOM!

Ohio Pharmacy Board withdraws rule barring use of HCQ to treat coronavirus.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (Okeht)
*******
Because of DeWine told them too

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 08:54 PM (1Dmt5)

672
(Also Nitzer Ebb, who I had completely forgotten about.)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:53 PM (xVQEQ)


Relatively easy to do, to be honest.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)

673 About scantily-clad women: Maybe it's just me, but there's something especially alluring about beautiful women who dress modestly.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:54 PM (sWM8x)

674 Relatively easy to do, to be honest.

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Yeah, but they were fun to remember for the snapshot in time.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (xVQEQ)

675 647 I don't like chocolate. Except for white chocolate - .....
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
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Exactly what we would expect of a Viking queen.
To the re-education camps you go!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:50 PM (M/9m0)

When I turn Greenland into my dream white supremacist state (despite the dearth of actual white people - but we shall prevail! Anyway) only white chocolate shall be permitted in my kingdom. The possession of dark chocolate by unauthorized persons shall be punishable by imprisonment in my labor camps or death.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (9hauA)

676 Tucker would win in a landslide right now.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (554XU)

Trump, take note.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (H8QX
*********
It is easy to say what you are going to do, or say someone else should do. like going on a diet, quitting smoking what have ya

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (1Dmt5)

677 FRONT 242 : Headhunter

Pailhead : I Will Refuse

1000 Homo DJs : Supernaut

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (ApYfY)

678 634 My husband used to have a fabricating shop. One of the guys managed to cut off a finger so his wife grabbed an ice cream bar to wrap up with the finger to keep it cold. They drove in to the hospital where they reattached the finger. The worker wanted to eat the ice cream bar afterwards
Posted by: notsothoreau

I watched a guy stand in line patiently while 4 or 5 patients went through all the insurance paperwork bull crap until he got to the front of the line.
"Can I help you?", the nurse at the counter said, with all the vim and helpfulness of a postal clerk.
"Yeah. Can you sew this back on?" said the man in bloody clothes as he opened his thumbless hand and set a handkerchief full of ice and human thumb on the counter. As this point, she did pull her head out of whatever snit she was taking out on the patients and he was in motion with a whole crew of medics in about 40 seconds.

Posted by: Dr F-Ouchy at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (xgpfE)

679 You people and your chocolate racism. I love chocolate of all colors. Or COC, as we woke chocolateers call it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (/669Q)

680 That sailor was lucky the engine pulled his brain bucket off and got fodded out. The A6 Intruder, we had 2 squadrons of them in our CAG and 2 squadrons of F4J Phantoms. Either of those would kill you on the flight deck, as would the A1 Skyraider, WillyFudd, COD, helo, A5, or A3.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (XhWtx)

681 LOL Everyone I know had a crush on Nolte. It was all downhill after the DUI (probably before.) Now I get the feeling he just doesn't care anymore.

When he got pulled over he was filming the Hulk, playing that lunatic scientist with the messy hair. I think Nolte is pretty method so he was probably in character pretty hardcore at the time.

But like Mickey Rourke I think he's just going with how he looks as he ages and hell with it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)

682 What clearances are required?
Posted by: Jean

None. It's a civil engineering position at Wood. I'm not applying for it. I can't afford the area, even with a better salary. I think I'll stick to GA, TN, or AL. Cost of living is less.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (OQcPl)

683 About scantily-clad women: Maybe it's just me, but there's something especially alluring about beautiful women who dress modestly.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:54 PM (sWM8x)


Bad part for me is, like a good cheesecake, a sweaty woman is my downfall.

And I don't mean the binge eater meat sweats.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

684 I love this song, although I hate the message:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fCipql58x0

Ray Parker Jr always seemed awful slippery to me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)

685 1000 Homo DJs : Supernaut
*********
Al Jurgensen from the NIB BLack Sabbath Tribute CD

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (1Dmt5)

686 Anybody know anything about Chantilly, VA?

Cavalry battle near there in the Civil War, IIRC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)
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It was a vicious clash in a driving rainstorm between a couple of infantry divisions on both sides. The Feds lost two of their better divisional commanders: Phil Kearney and Isaac Stephens.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (UAMe5)

687 When I turn Greenland into my dream white supremacist state (despite the dearth of actual white people - but we shall prevail! Anyway) only white chocolate shall be permitted in my kingdom. The possession of dark chocolate by unauthorized persons shall be punishable by imprisonment in my labor camps or death.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (9hauA)


Well that makes sense, in a sense. Because Greenland, isn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)

688 Maybe it's just me, but there's something especially alluring about beautiful women who dress modestly.

If women dressed like in the 1950s forever that would be just fine for me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)

689 Hah. The ever-feckless Paul Mirengoff at Powerline is Shocked and Saddened that noted severe conservative Allahpundit is criticizing Trump for doing away with Obozo's hideous Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing shitpile.

Pull your head out of your ass, Paul. AP has been a known terminal TDS victim for years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 08:58 PM (wPVhA)

690
Ray Parker Jr always seemed awful slippery to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)


Who ya gonna call?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)

691 684 I love this song, although I hate the message:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fCipql58x0

Ray Parker Jr always seemed awful slippery to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)

-----------------------------

Ray Parker, Jr. sang something besides Ghostbusters? Huh. Learn something new every day.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (CAJOC)

692 If her titties are bouncing, that's not a good sports bra. So she's
either poorly endowed and theyre jiggling not bouncing, OR she needs a
new sports bra.



I heard "titties" and "bouncing".

I think there may have been more.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (luzVb)

693 Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (ApYfY)

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Ha. With the exception of Front 242 I rarely miss a month without listening to those, even if it's accidentally.

Looking back Pailhead was likely my favorite band/album for years. Damn if those two didn't figure it out for that one.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (xVQEQ)

694 >>LOL Everyone I know had a crush on Nolte. It was all downhill after the DUI (probably before.) Now I get the feeling he just doesn't care anymore.

That's pretty much exactly what I look like.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

695 My grandfather lost most of 2 fingers as a young kid getting them under a toboggan while riding it.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (6f16T)

696 Sponge and No One, I know!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)

697 If women dressed like in the 1950s forever that would be just fine for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)

I love 50s fashion. Very feminine and pretty.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (9hauA)

698 You people and your chocolate racism. I love chocolate of all colors. Or COC, as we woke chocolateers call it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (/669Q)


Chocolate only comes in two genders: milk chocolate and dark.

Inventing new genders of chocolate is a social construct of recent origin. I mean, the stuff is fine, as far as it goes, but it's the Bruce Jenner of chocolate. Call it whatever you want, that doesn't make it so.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (hku12)

699 > Maybe it's just me, but there's something especially alluring about beautiful women who dress modestly.

If women dressed like in the 1950s forever that would be just fine for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)


As long as rockabilly counts, I'm in. I mean, I'm in if it doesn't, I just insist that it be included.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (t+qrx)

700 Addendum: I'm pro 242 also, but they're not in my heavy rotation folders.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (xVQEQ)

701 I heard "titties" and "bouncing".

I think there may have been more.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (luzVb)

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You're just like the dog from The Far Side.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (wPVhA)

702 That's pretty much exactly what I look like.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
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Were there flip flops in that picture? I didn't notice.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (/669Q)

703 Is this before or after I paid off an accuser and was impeached for lying under oath regarding a dominant, degrading, sexual relationship involving another young girl?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (xVQEQ)

LOL

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (uEbPt)

704 I want to thank Presdent Obomo for a grate spreech at Joe Lewis's funeral yesterday. We still love you and miss you. If Joe Briden wines we be hopes to see you buy his side....................

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (qM84C)

705 From the last thread;

new to the barrel
can i come out now?
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 06:09 PM (DtYa1)


Duuuuude! Ok, you're new, but people generally forget that shit in 100 comments. You make a show of going in the barrel, comment on how nasty it is, and then sneak away as soon as you're forgotten.
btw, I hope you cleaned.

Posted by: JUdge Foghorn, Senator Leghorn at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (z79tQ)

706 Or COC, as we woke chocolateers call it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (/669Q)

*types*
*deletes*
Damn...high...hanging...pitch...
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

707 I listened to a LOT of Bauhaus last month.



But I revisit that late 80s industrial at least 2 times a year.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (ApYfY)

708 If her titties are bouncing, that's not a good sports bra. So she's either poorly endowed and theyre jiggling not bouncing, OR she needs a new sports bra.

But your looking? I doubt she cares. If she did she'd wear a tshirt.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (nRWPy)


If they're there, no bra is gonna keep them from bouncing when running.

And most of them get pissed for dudes looking at them. PERVERT!!!!! SEXIST!!!!! Blah blah blah.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)

709 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland


Y'all Greenland Peoples need to DEMAND some serious damn Global Warmening.

#climatejustice

Posted by: Miklos aspiring TV Mexican Weathergirl at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (QzkSJ)

710 garrett, is it true that Bauhaus and Love & Rockets are/were the same band?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

711 Hi Mary!

*waves windmill on a stick toy*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (wPVhA)

712 JIGGLING

there was "jiggling"...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (luzVb)

713 692 If her titties are bouncing, that's not a good sports bra. So she's
either poorly endowed and theyre jiggling not bouncing, OR she needs a
new sports bra.


I heard "titties" and "bouncing".

I think there may have been more.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (luzVb)

---------------------------

There was jiggling, too. Don't forget the jiggling!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (CAJOC)

714 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (qM84C)

Now THAT'S and accurate rendition.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)

715 Maybe it's just me, but there's something especially alluring about beautiful women who dress modestly.



or nekkid

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (z79tQ)

716 Oh for gosh sakes, Insomniac - it's pronounced See-oh-see!

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)

717 I think we missed a generally accepted third chocolate gender: Sexual.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (ja/kn)

718 675
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (9hauA)
---------------------------------------------
Keep Greenland white!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (M/9m0)

719 >>garrett, is it true that Bauhaus and Love & Rockets are/were the same band?


For the most part, yeah.

Love and Rockets was what fell out of Bauhaus when they split.

BTW - I know. I am an ass and I owe you some LPs that I have promised.
I finally got a new shipment of sleeves so I can clean those Barbara Streisand and asst'd weird shit I promised you.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (ApYfY)

720 beautiful women who dress modestly.







or nekkid



Modestly nekkid.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (luzVb)

721 716 Oh for gosh sakes, Insomniac - it's pronounced See-oh-see!

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)

--------

Of course.

How was Insom pronouncing it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)

722 "Joan Crawford" by BOC. New one to me, but pretty cool.

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (3vIkC)

723 JIGGLING

there was "jiggling"...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (luzVb)



https://youtu.be/1UybDydQpNY

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)

724 There was jiggling, too. Don't forget the jiggling!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (CAJOC)
-----
Gainaxing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (UAMe5)

725 garrett, ooo thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

726 >>Were there flip flops in that picture? I didn't notice.

There are always flip flops.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

727 How was Insom pronouncing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)
---------

Elsewise, I believe.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (/669Q)

728 They should ban sports bras.

Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (frO9V)

729 I think women that are moms are hot.

Because you know they'll do it!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (x47TP)

730 The film Man in the Moon has a scene where the male love interest gets pulled under his tractor's plows, they don't show it exactly but its pretty horrible to consider
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:20
------------------------------------
There was a made-for-TV movie a long while back called "Dark Night of the Scarecrow", I believe. Had a scene where a guy basically drowned in a grain silo. That one really freaked me out.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020

Farming is a dangerous occupation, did it for 32 yrs. Still alive and have all my digits, unlike some of my family. And the guy that did my combining had a nephew die in a grain bin accident.

Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (NUe40)

731 Y'all Greenland Peoples need to DEMAND some serious damn Global Warmening.

#climatejustice
Posted by: Miklos aspiring TV Mexican Weathergirl at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (QzkSJ)

I flew over part of Greenland last year. It was a glorious mass of white, perfect for my planned white supremacist paradise. Global warming would ruin everything!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (9hauA)

732 I want to thank Presdent Obomo for a grate spreech at Joe Lewis's funeral yesterday. We still love you and miss you. If Joe Briden wines we be hopes to see you buy his side....................
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (qM84C)


Classy!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (hku12)

733 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT


Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

And Mary, your Birkenstock that somehow ended up on our walnut tree is Blossoming! The State Health people were here again. Could you talk to them?

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)

734

or nekkid
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (z79tQ)


I've been known to hand a woman an empty package and ask them to put on what's inside.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)

735 721 716 Oh for gosh sakes, Insomniac - it's pronounced See-oh-see!

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)

--------

Of course.

How was Insom pronouncing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)

No doubt she was thinking of something lewd again. The perv.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (Zm+LZ)

736 You people and your chocolate racism. I love chocolate of all colors. Or COC, as we woke chocolateers call it.t-shirt.


Ditto.


I also have chocolate virtue

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (nRWPy)

737 Well, the Sisters of Mercy certainly nailed our current government...https://bit.ly/2XhV8L3

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:07 PM (3vIkC)

738 Ric Grennell is slapping Tapper around on Twitter. Hope Ace sees it; it'll put him in a good mood.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:07 PM (sGotD)

739 or nekkid
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM
___
LOL

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 09:07 PM (sWM8x)

740 I flew over part of Greenland last year. It was a glorious mass of white, perfect for my planned white supremacist paradise. Global warming would ruin everything!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (9hauA)

If you plant cotton it could be white again. Besides, planting cotton is a white supremacy thing to do.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (rw1l7)

741 No problem. Make sure you shoot me an email with your addy again.

I will get them out on Monday.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (a+G5Z)

742 I've been known to hand a woman an empty package and ask them to put on what's inside.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)


---------

Could I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Larry Kroger at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (wPVhA)

743 Oh for gosh sakes, Insomniac - it's pronounced See-oh-see!

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)

--------

Of course.

How was Insom pronouncing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)


Like a Chinese English language teacher discussing her favorite caffeinated soft drink.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (hku12)

744 I told alexa to put whote caulk on my shopping list.

When I got to home depot, I pulled up the list and it said,

sand paper
Spackle
Light bulbs
White cock
Blue tape

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (nRWPy)

745 735 721 716 Oh for gosh sakes, Insomniac - it's pronounced See-oh-see!

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)

--------

Of course.

How was Insom pronouncing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)

No doubt she was thinking of something lewd again. The perv.
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (Zm+LZ)

-------------------------

I'm sure Insom was just trying to make a Chamber of Commerce joke.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (CAJOC)

746 Women aren't jogging in panties and a bra, close, but its a tri-athlete outfit thats the same size as a pair of panties and sports bra. It's really popular out where I go trail running. I think its a great look. ; )

Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (0jZnq)

747 Harley,


Just whine about hpw the barrel is nasty and the deep cleaning Nurse Ratched executed has worn off.

Garrett & peebles have cum stained the place up and get out of there.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (VcFUs)

748 ---------

Could I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: Larry Kroger at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (wPVhA)


For some reason, that made this pop in my head.

https://youtu.be/BZlxvn_jWgM

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (Zz0t1)

749 You people and your chocolate racism. I love chocolate of all colors. Or COC, as we woke chocolateers call it.t-shirt.
----------
Ditto.
I also have chocolate virtue
~~~~~

As do I, having just finished a Share Size bag of M&Ms without sharing.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (sGotD)

750 >> I told alexa to put whote caulk on my shopping list.

When I got to home depot, I pulled up the list and it said,

sand paper
Spackle
Light bulbs
White cock
Blue tape



Systemically Racist

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (ApYfY)

751 Crap, every single one of us has been in there.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (VcFUs)

752 Oh for gosh sakes, Insomniac - it's pronounced See-oh-see!

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)

--------

Of course.

How was Insom pronouncing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)


Like a Chinese English language teacher discussing her favorite caffeinated soft drink.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (hku12)


Oops! Korean...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqKaM9Y9_VE

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (hku12)

753 I'm sure Insom was just trying to make a Chamber of Commerce joke.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


What kind of Chamber, and what kind of Commerce?

Posted by: Miklos, that one eyebrow raised at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

754 When I got to home depot, I pulled up the list and it said,

sand paper
Spackle
Light bulbs
White cock
Blue tape
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (nRWPy)


---------

White caulk is fine but you can get black caulk in the larger sizes.

Posted by: Isaac Hayes at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (wPVhA)

755 But I revisit that late 80s industrial at least 2 times a year.

-

Another one that fascinates me is Controlled Bleeding. I only have one album (copy of a copy and I don't even know the name), but I'm reluctant to find more stuff online and ruin my opinion of them.

Regardless, their stuff from the early to mid 80s could easily pass for something created in the last decade.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (xVQEQ)

756 And Harley...

You. Are. One. Of. Us.


One. Of. Us...

Lurke less and have fun.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (VcFUs)

757 Magic forward Jonathan Isaac explains why he didn't kneel or wear Black Lives Matter shirt during anthem


With the move, Isaac becomes the first NBA player to stand during the national anthem since the restart. During Thursday's game, every coach and player on the Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, New Orleans Pelicans and Utah Jazz took a knee



He then spoke about his faith, saying he believes the answer to getting past all the evils of our society - including racism - is "the gospel."



Isaac echoed that sentiment in an interview with Click Orlando in June. In that interview, Isaac addressed George Floyd's murder, racism in the United States and police brutality, saying he believes the "answer is Jesus." Isaac is an ordained minister





One good man in a sea of shitheads

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 09:11 PM (mMGWD)

758 As do I, having just finished a Share Size bag of M&Ms without sharing.
Posted by: IrishEi


It's people like you what cause Unrest!

Posted by: Miklos, harrumphifying at July 31, 2020 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

759 White caulk is fine but you can get black caulk in the larger sizes.
Posted by: Isaac Hayes at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (wPVhA)


It's twue!
It's twue!

Posted by: Lily von Schtupp at July 31, 2020 09:11 PM (AiZBA)

760 Speaking of 80s industrial, remember Ministry?

Basically was a full sonic assault, but with a melody and beat you could sometimes dance to. Interesting. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

761 Oh. And for gawd's sake. Ya gotta wax prolific on the goodness of the movie Promethius.

The James Madison, swears it is the bestest movie ever.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (VcFUs)

762 757 Magic forward Jonathan Isaac explains why he didn't kneel or wear Black Lives Matter shirt during anthem


With the move, Isaac becomes the first NBA player to stand during the national anthem since the restart. During Thursday's game, every coach and player on the Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, New Orleans Pelicans and Utah Jazz took a knee



He then spoke about his faith, saying he believes the answer to getting past all the evils of our society - including racism - is "the gospel."



Isaac echoed that sentiment in an interview with Click Orlando in June. In that interview, Isaac addressed George Floyd's murder, racism in the United States and police brutality, saying he believes the "answer is Jesus." Isaac is an ordained minister





One good man in a sea of shitheads

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 09:11 PM (mMGWD)

If it was good enough to save Sodom and Gomorrah it's good enough to save the NBA. One man was good enough to save S&G right?

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

763 When I got to home depot, I pulled up the list and it said,

sand paper
Spackle
Light bulbs
White cock
Blue tape
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (nRWPy)


Dick fat and white cock in the SAME DAY?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

764 sand paper
Spackle
Light bulbs
White cock
Blue tape
Posted by: dagny

---

We are non-judgmental here. Whatever makes you happy.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (6WCwE)

765 Well, fuck. Just got off phone with business partner. Time to cut bait. What a waste.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (R4aZ2)

766 Lurke less and have fun.
Posted by: BifBewalski


I have a devious but brilliant plan.

Posted by: Dr. Miguelito Lurkless at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)

767 Speaking of 80s industrial, remember Ministry?

Basically was a full sonic assault, but with a melody and beat you could sometimes dance to. Interesting. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)


I think they recently did a pro Antifa song.

Was out on them after that.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

768 nood antifa

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (Zm+LZ)

769
Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy
They're laughing just like hungry dogs in the street
Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat

Posted by: the otter at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (Tnijr)

770 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (AiZBA)

771 wow
i leave and come back and its R rated

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (bg4qY)

772 I liked Ministry a lot after their disco album and right up to the Jesus/Hot Rod stuff. To me their Land of Rape and Honey and Mind (and the live VHS) period was absolutely fantastic.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (xVQEQ)

773 Huge meeting at WH tomorrow.

Things are highly fucked up with an increasing chance of fucktosis and partly fuckuloid with a continued chance of fuckery throughout the afternoon.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (luzVb)

774 760 Speaking of 80s industrial, remember Ministry?

Basically was a full sonic assault, but with a melody and beat you could sometimes dance to. Interesting. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)



Ministry was basically wave pop until they went full industrial. They did both well. Here's their industrial best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (3vIkC)

775 GD stream tonight Is one of the 78 Egypt shows.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (fU1ci)

776 Skip this and continue regular Ace coverage over the weekend. We are in the Twilight Struggle, Ace.

Posted by: Eve at July 31, 2020 09:15 PM (L5yo0)

777 (Looks to see if "In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up" is available on the youtubes)

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:15 PM (xVQEQ)

778 Sponge, yup. Al Jourgenson is not a well-balanced individual, unfortunately (although I think even he acknowledges that).

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)

779 771 wow
i leave and come back and its R rated
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (bg4qY)

--------------------

It's always R rated or worse. You just have to learn the code...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:15 PM (CAJOC)

780 Where'd it go

it was just there

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:15 PM (t+qrx)

781 Looks like the other post got un-nooded.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

782 Well, that nood didn't last long.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (AiZBA)

783 There was a nood, but some damn reporter had the story embargoed.

Posted by: Bert G, new podisode at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (OMsf+)

784 I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: New Thread at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)

785 haha
still learning

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (bg4qY)

786 I think I left my soda in the other thread

I just opened it too

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (t+qrx)

787 And just like that, it was gone.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (6WCwE)

788 Something weird this way went.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (sWM8x)

789 Also Lard

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (xVQEQ)

790 wow...unidentified flying ace post sighting. It was there, then it was gone.

my two centz on gunz and antifa

yeah...they're not playing. They don't mind being shot...I mean they do individually in the sense that an egg being made into an omellete would have liked to have seen Montana...to raise rabbits and such...BUT if one of them dies in a glorious public relations disaster for whitey or trump or capitalism, then so be it. They don't mind martyring.

Also, when you own the ground game, with a crew of crazy people running 10 deep, who are armed with weapons and shields and mace...you can take your chances. You'll be beating up most folks one on 10. And gun owners won't be dumb enough to get caught up in that.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (rnk6i)

791 Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (ApYfY)
***********
Peter Murphy was the lead singer of Bauhaus, the other 3 members became Love & Rockets. Peter Murphy had a great song Cuts You Up

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (1Dmt5)

792 When push comes to shove anything beats nothing, but that's why you can't go wrong with boomsticks chambered in military chamberings, to wit: 5.56x45, 7.62x52, 9x19. Available if you're daring enough.
Posted by: eastofsuez at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (U2zca)

Rule .303

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (coG5i)

793 @787 Tonypete- So that was a new thread? That was weird.

Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (0jZnq)

794 The new thread has left the building.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:18 PM (wPVhA)

795 >>Peter Murphy was the lead singer of Bauhaus, the other 3 members became Love & Rockets. Peter Murphy had a great song Cuts You Up


Yeah. Murphy went solo and the Band didn't break up.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:18 PM (ApYfY)

796 Well there WAS one of these.....

https://youtu.be/85BVnQMiFFw

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)

797 Seemed kinda late for a nood, especially for a Friday night. I figured this thread would run until the ONT.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:19 PM (CAJOC)

798 510

There was a made-for-TV movie a long while back called "Dark Night
of the Scarecrow", I believe. Had a scene where a guy basically drowned
in a grain silo. That one really freaked me out.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (CAJOC)


-----------------------------------
This happens for real. Happened to a local kid when I was in school, he was a grade or two ahead of me. Every bit as horrifying as you'd think.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 31, 2020 09:19 PM (+3rQF)

799 What happened? New thread there.. now gone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 09:19 PM (dUJdY)

800 793 @787 Tonypete- So that was a new thread? That was weird.
Posted by: JROD


I've seen things man. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:19 PM (6WCwE)

801 Speaking of pantifa, I recently started watching Ryan Long's stuff on YouTube. A little too many sex jokes for my taste but he is absolutely hilarious.

The funny thing is that he makes excellent fun of wokeness while being able to pass for a pantifa member.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:19 PM (9hauA)

802 One man was good enough to save S&G right?
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (Zm+LZ)


Nope. He left with his family while fire and brimstone rained down. Wife turned into a salt lick. Sound familiar?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:20 PM (z79tQ)

803 I saw a bunch of Ministry shows back in 87-91 era. Savage stuff. Always a fun pit and a crazy night.

Saw them with Thrill Kill Kult at The Limelight.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:20 PM (ApYfY)

804 First there is a new thread
Then there is no new thread then there is

Posted by: Donovan at July 31, 2020 09:20 PM (wPVhA)

805
I've seen things man. . .
Posted by: Tonypete

======
LSD man.......
it f&&ks you up

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (bg4qY)

806 What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-goin on here?

Posted by: Maj. Miklos Kong at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

807 Puppy looks like a fruit bat

Posted by: logprof at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (oZuI0)

808 Am I to understand there is no new thread?

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (MVjcR)

809 Ministry + Thrill Kill Kult would've been a lot of fun.

Also Chemlab.

(looks for homemade FUCK ART LET'S KILL t-shirt)

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (xVQEQ)

810 Dark chocolate is terrible. White chocolate is merely inferior.

Heretic! Dark chocolate is the food of the gods on Mount Olympus.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (HaL55)

811 phake gnood?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (luzVb)

812 Also, when you own the ground game, with a crew of crazy people running 10 deep, who are armed with weapons and shields and mace...you can take your chances. You'll be beating up most folks one on 10. And gun owners won't be dumb enough to get caught up in that.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (rnk6i)

Someone of a particular bent would think that the beauty of a firearm is not having to get caught up in that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (z79tQ)

813 No goggie!

Is bat!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

814 Am I to understand there is no new thread?
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (MVjcR)

---------

Yes, we have no new thread or bananas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (wPVhA)

815 Peter Murphy was the lead singer of Bauhaus, the other 3 members became Love & Rockets. Peter Murphy had a great song Cuts You Up
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (1Dmt5)



That entire Peter Murphy album (Deep) was pretty good. Love and Rockets had some great jams too.

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (3vIkC)

816 808 Am I to understand there is no new thread?
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (MVjcR)

----------------------------

At present, the new thread sighting remains unconfirmed.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (CAJOC)

817 Am I to understand there is no new thread?
Posted by: Weasel

---

It was there and now, nope.

So - a Heisenberg Thread I guess. Or Schrodinger's Cat thread or something.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (6WCwE)

818 I've known farmers who got sleeves caught in power take offs.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (lgiXo)

Had an oilpatch co-worker who died in a PTO mishap. Last time I saw him at the rig, he said to me, "You know, Peon, I have to quit this oilfield shit, or I'm going to have a heart attack."

Hell of a way to avoid a heart attack. RIP, Lyle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (coG5i)

819 Dark chocolate is terrible. White chocolate is merely inferior.

Heretic! Dark chocolate is the food of the gods on Mount Olympus.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (HaL55)


Isn't white chocolate just lard and sugar?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (AiZBA)

820 Did...did we lose a thread?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (d1uFV)

821 Also Chemlab.

(looks for homemade FUCK ART LET'S KILL t-shirt)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (xVQEQ)


Chemlab.

https://youtu.be/aXEz9gSlQhA

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (Zz0t1)

822 >>Ministry + Thrill Kill Kult would've been a lot of fun.


At the Rock and Roll Church. It was a scene, man.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (ApYfY)

823 811 phake gnood?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (luzVb)

--------------------------

No gnood
Is good gnood
with Gary Gnood@

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (CAJOC)

824 One man was good enough to save S&G right?
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

Nope. He left with his family while fire and brimstone rained down. Wife turned into a salt lick. Sound familiar?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:20 PM (z79tQ)


I thought they just broke up and did that Central Park reunion gig in 1981.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (t+qrx)

825 I think we lost two threads.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (y5oH4)

826 "Genghis Kahn." Ace Frehley. Far and away the most talented dude from KISS.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (x8Wzq)

827 Bitch of a glitch.

Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (frO9V)

828 phake gnood?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (luzVb)


It WAS there.

Then, just like that, it was gone.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)

829 Puppy looks like a fruit bat
Posted by: logprof at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (oZuI0)

That's the joke.

Hi logprof!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (9hauA)

830 White chocolate isn't chocolate. It's cocoa butter and sugar.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

831 Maybe the new thread is only available to Platinum members.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:25 PM (CAJOC)

832 I wonder if slam dancing and such...speaking on ministry shows..is just some Gen X novelty.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:25 PM (rnk6i)

833 At present, the new thread sighting remains unconfirmed.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Urban legend. Conspiracies! There's red yarn on the corkboard and none of it intersects with a new thread!

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 09:25 PM (OQcPl)

834 Maybe the new thread is only available to Platinum members.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:25 PM (CAJOC)


Way to ruin my buzz, man.

Just when I thought I was special.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (Zz0t1)

835 White chocolate isn't chocolate. It's cocoa butter and sugar.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

To the labor camps with you!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (9hauA)

836 OK.


I for one, would like to hear more about bras and jiggling titties.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (luzVb)

837 831 Maybe the new thread is only available to Platinum members.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:25 PM (CAJOC)

"Cool Kids" only.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

838 That thread about the official Seattle race shaming was what did it. So outrageous it broke the Internet.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (y5oH4)

839 No nood. Why call a nood when there no nood?

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)

840 White chocolate isn't chocolate. It's cocoa butter and sugar.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

---------

Almond milk can't be real milk because almonds don't have nipples.

Food subterfuges. I hate them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (wPVhA)

841 One man was good enough to save S&G right?

-

And by "good man" they just meant one guy that didn't want to rape the two men stopping by the house, right?

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (HxL16)

842 831 Maybe the new thread is only available to Platinum members.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


yes
its fabulous and the best

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (bg4qY)

843 835 White chocolate isn't chocolate. It's cocoa butter and sugar.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

To the labor camps with you!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (9hauA)

What kind of labor?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

844 No nood. Why call a nood when there no nood?
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)


It was THERE!

I SWEAR!!!!

You gotta BELIEVE ME!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

845 you got to love it when your starting pitcher is 20 pitches deep in the first inning, 2 walks, and only 1 out.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (rnk6i)

846
What kind of labor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)


Barista.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

847 Bill Gates warns of #COVID19 death toll increase in the United States: 'Back up to 2000 a day by fall if we haven't cut the infections going into that' (via Yahoo)

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Okeht)

848 No nood. Why call a nood when there no nood?
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)


There was a nood, I saw it. I was there. I barely escaped with my life.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (t+qrx)

849
820 Did...did we lose a thread?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (d1uFV)

---------

It was just a random clump of words.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (mht8P)

850 What would a Terry Jacks vid have looked like?

Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (RuIsu)

851 Dumb as a bag of hammers:

Delaware Senator Chris Coons was at the groundbreaking ceremony - and says the hangar won't just enable more maintenance to be done. It will also help to protect C5A aircraft on the base -which are the biggest aircraft in the Air Force. "For twenty years, the tails of the largest aircraft in the entire inventory of the United States Air Force - the C5A - have been out in the rain, the wind, the snow, and the cold," said Sen. Coons.

They are building one maintenance hanger, not a garage for all of the aircraft. And Dover has had C5s for 45 years, not 20. And they are not C5As anymore, they are C5Ms. All of this should be pretty common knowledge for a delaware senator. Part of Bidens charm is he would have handled events like this with ease and not sounded like a box of dicks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (dNzKv)

852 I got a decent pic of the new thread.

It will be posted on the Coast-to-Coast website.

Posted by: Conspiracy Theorist Miklos at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

853 839 No nood. Why call a nood when there no nood?
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)

--------------------------

It's like a laser pointer and a herd of cats. We all run to the new thread. No new thread? We all run back here.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (CAJOC)

854 >>did we lose a thread?


If it didn't have us, is it really a Thread?

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (ApYfY)

855 too many shrooms, people..

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

856 It was THERE!

I SWEAR!!!!

You gotta BELIEVE ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

=======
sponge was trying to get a first

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (bg4qY)

857 Almond milk can't be real milk because almonds don't have nipples.

-

Ha. A few months ago Dave posted an image of an angel and God having a discussion about almond milk, soy milk, etc.

"What? I gave them like a half dozen animals to provide milk to them?"
"Yes, but they don't think that milk is good enough."
"Oh, I see. That milk's not good enough."

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (HxL16)

858 847 Bill Gates warns of #COVID19 death toll increase in the United States: 'Back up to 2000 a day by fall if we haven't cut the infections going into that' (via Yahoo)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Okeht)

----------

Just a few more weeks of holding a death grip around the neck of the economy and we'll all be fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (wPVhA)

859 841 One man was good enough to save S&G right?

-

And by "good man" they just meant one guy that didn't want to rape the two men stopping by the house, right?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (HxL16)

He did try to stop them from going into town because he knew the town would try to mob-rape them.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (Zm+LZ)

860 ace giveth and ace taketh away

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)

861 841 One man was good enough to save S&G right?

-

And by "good man" they just meant one guy that didn't want to rape the two men stopping by the house, right?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (HxL16)

Not exactly. He wouldn't send out the two men stopping by the house to be raped by the mob. But he did offer the mob his virgin daughters as an attempt to placate them. So Lot was still kind of a sack of shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

862 845 you got to love it when your starting pitcher is 20 pitches deep in the first inning, 2 walks, and only 1 out.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (rnk6i)



But if he kneeled for the anthem, it's all ok....

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (3vIkC)

863 =======
sponge was trying to get a first
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (bg4qY)


When it was there, I was actually first loser.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (Zz0t1)

864 JS, Fenway tour ending shows were supposed to be this weekend.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (fU1ci)

865 The thread just evaporated back into the quantum foam.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (AiZBA)

866 Bill Gates warns of #COVID19 death toll increase

Hit men should have a version of GoFundMe.


"GoOffMe"

I would provide a credit card.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (luzVb)

867 Sponge killed the new thread.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (dUJdY)

868 Wow. Montgomery County MD, Beltway suburb, *prohibits private schools from opening*, even if complying with CDC "guidelines".

Inexplicably, the dumpster fire that is the CDC has actually been forced to acknowledge that C19 is no risk for school-age kids (not sure they've admitted that transmission from kids is not a thing, which has also been shown), and that schools should open. Even with bogus "precautions" (bogus because, for the billionth time, the "risk" is sub-flu for students and many adults, and no more than flu for the rest of the adults).

I've been thinking the school issue might be a handy litmus test to see just how far gone the country is. Too many people too badly affected by (indefensible) school closures for it to pass like most atrocities do lately (doesn't affect me, tomorrow, the "news" didn't tell me about it, meh). The teacher's unions putting on an outlandish freak show (demanding "racial justice", climate action, benefits for illegals, and return of the Golan Heights to Syria - OK that last one I added myself) should sharpen the test even more.

Guess we'll see soon.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (OTzUX)

869
Just a few more weeks of holding a death grip around the neck of the economy and we'll all be fine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (wPVhA)

----------

Restart economy to install COVID-20.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (mht8P)

870
Emily Compagno.....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (mMGWD)

871 When it was there, I was actually first loser.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

=======
IM NOT A LOSER !!!!
DAMNIT

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (bg4qY)

872 You would think that Lockheed would have designed a weather-proof tail empennage for the C-5.

Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (RuIsu)

873 There was a nood.

It was about how reporters and liberal politicians are scum.

Also about how rioters are scum.

Also about how the guy in Texas got blown to hell where he will burn for eternity in screaming writhing agony (so basically like being around female liberal protesters) by a good guy who will be praised by the Lord in the end for defending himself and sending a lesser demon to hell and nothingness like he deserved.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (x47TP)

874 846
What kind of labor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

Barista.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

That's not that bad. Though I was hoping I'd be responsible for servicing her all-female Amazonian bodyguard corps.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)

875 Bill Gates warns of #COVID19 death toll increase in the United States: 'Back up to 2000 a day by fall if we haven't cut the infections going into that' (via Yahoo)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Okeht)


Yes, because the founder of a software company should tell me what human virus I should be afraid of.

FUCK OFF and DIE, you evil prick bastard.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (Zz0t1)

876 Ace was celebrating the counterevolution, and the thread disappeared. There are no coincidences.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (ja/kn)

877 844 No nood. Why call a nood when there no nood?
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)

It was THERE!

I SWEAR!!!!

You gotta BELIEVE ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

--------------------------

You wanna see something *really* scary?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (CAJOC)

878 There was a nood. I saw it.

No, it must have been swamp gas.

Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (frO9V)

879 you got to love it when your starting pitcher is 20 pitches deep in the first inning, 2 walks, and only 1 out.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (rnk6i)

Ugh!

Rilly?

Guess I'll just watch old classic games or something. that's some retard shit there.

Srlsy, never been one of those "boycott all the things", but this is fucking gawdam weetawd shit. I will watch them good old timey sports movies rather than subject myself to this boo-shit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (x8Wzq)

880 Bill Gates warns of #COVID19 death toll increase in the United States: 'Back up to 2000 a day by fall if we haven't cut the infections going into that' (via Yahoo)

-

hahaha

So you're saying 2000/day out of 320M+ people?

Say Bill, go back a decade and tell me how many people die every day already.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (HxL16)

881
That's not that bad. Though I was hoping I'd be responsible for servicing her all-female Amazonian bodyguard corps.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)


But you have to talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded while you poor shitty coffee.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (Zz0t1)

882 "So Lot was still kind of a sack of shit."



And this, children, concludes our Evening of Bible studies with Insomniac. Tune in next week for new and exciting interpretations of the holy text !


Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)

883 Hit men should have a version of GoFundMe.

"GoOffMe"

Posted by: deplorable unperson

---

You know that thing we was talking about? You know - the thing. Yeah. It's done.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (6WCwE)

884 Let me sneak another Sisters video in before the cafe closes for the night: https://bit.ly/3hQGlPe

Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (3vIkC)

885 A commenter shouted NOOD
As every good Moron should
It came, and it went
Ace says "get bent"
When ONT shows, all good

Posted by: Miklos, enjoying such language like English at July 31, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

886 A commenter shouted NOOD
As every good Moron should
It came, and it went
Ace says "get bent"
When ONT shows, all good
Posted by: Miklos, enjoying such language like English at July 31, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

BURMA SHAVE

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (x8Wzq)

887 Speaking of boobs......

Where's kdabear?

Isn't he due for a Friday night twatter post?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (Zz0t1)

888 So I'm not the only one who thinks Biden's VP pick might be Michelle Obama.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)

889 Bill Gates has never uttered a word that I've heard, not related to the software business, that was worth listening to. One of his allied institutes has been a clown-car random number generator with its "model". Wildly off-base in projections.

It's amazing. The basic behavior of a viral epidemic, well understood for ages, is apparently a complete mystery to Gates, the IMHE, and most of the CDC and certainly the WH task force.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2020 09:35 PM (OTzUX)

890 You gotta BELIEVE ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Amigo, I can't. You always claim to be First when you ain't. So what can I conclude from that ??


Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)

891 I'm guessing the ONT failed inspection and has to resubmit to the City.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)

892 Amigo, I can't. You always claim to be First when you ain't. So what can I conclude from that ??


Posted by: runner

That our Sponge is incurably optimistic?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (6WCwE)

893 888 So I'm not the only one who thinks Biden's VP pick might be Michelle Obama.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)

---------

I can't see it. He really needs to go with a female.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (wPVhA)

894 It was THERE!

I SWEAR!!!!

You gotta BELIEVE ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

----------------------------

You probably saw Venus.

https://youtu.be/OYYyUFb2wCQ

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (CAJOC)

895 It's amazing. The basic behavior of a viral epidemic, well understood
for ages, is apparently a complete mystery to Gates, the IMHE, and most
of the CDC and certainly the WH task force.


Yep. I can't recall any time when we've quarantined healthy people because of the flu.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (HaL55)

896 I thought white chocolate was really yogurt. What?

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 09:37 PM (XhWtx)

897 888
So I'm not the only one who thinks Biden's VP pick might be Michelle Obama.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)


-------------------------------

I've changed my mind and decided that this is possible, if for no other reason that when Prezzy Slow Joe inevitably has that "tragic heart attack" on about day 4 of his term, she would become President and allow the 0bamas to rub the Clintons' noses in that turd pie for all eternity.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 31, 2020 09:37 PM (+3rQF)

898 You probably saw Venus.

https://youtu.be/OYYyUFb2wCQ
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (CAJOC)

---------

Keep an eye on him. If he starts building a replica of Devils Tower out of mashed potatoes, call in the professionals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:38 PM (wPVhA)

899 So I'm not the only one who thinks Biden's VP pick might be Michelle Obama.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)



yes

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)

900 You probably saw Venus.

https://youtu.be/OYYyUFb2wCQ
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (CAJOC)


I was expecting that link to end up here instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4cyOidePGQ

Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:39 PM (t+qrx)

901 NOOOOD ONT

No joke this time

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (wPVhA)

902 Keep an eye on him. If he starts building a replica of Devils Tower out of mashed potatoes, call in the professionals.
Posted by: Cicero


And bring a fork (or spork, I'm not judge-y that way).

Posted by: Miklos, repasting at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

903 It was a weather balloon or a fock of birds.

Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (frO9V)

904 So I'm not the only one who thinks Biden's VP pick might be Michelle Obama.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I don't think Michelle will listen to Valeri Jarrett as well as Barky did.

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (+U5Yr)

905 You gotta BELIEVE ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!


He's crazy boys. Lock 'im up in the rubber room next door to the crazy Chappaqua bitch who thinks she's president.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)

906 No other object has been misidentified as a new thread more often than the planet Venus. Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a thread once... But it's been proven he only saw the planet Venus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (yQpMk)

907 Sponge finally gets an actual, real live, honest first and the mysteriously disappears.

The Matrix is trying to reset.

Probably best if you don't go to sleep tonight. Tomorrow you'll wake up with vague memories of some sort of plague, Donald J Trump was president, murder hornets and whatnot.

No one will believe you.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (rw1l7)

908 well biden does have himself...or his people who make him say words...in a bind.

committed to a POC gal. And the ones that are available are scary as fuck. No churchy POC's for the DNC, I guess.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (rnk6i)

909 Um, didn't Big Mike complain about the White House being a prison or something like that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:41 PM (HaL55)

910 all rigth, ONT it is

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:41 PM (zr5Kq)

911 900 You probably saw Venus.

https://youtu.be/OYYyUFb2wCQ
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (CAJOC)

I was expecting that link to end up here instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4cyOidePGQ
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:39 PM (t+qrx)

-------------------------

Weird Al included that song in one of his polkas. I can't listen to it without accordian now.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:41 PM (CAJOC)

912 I totally think it's going to be Michelle O.
Watching her "documentary." It's totally a campaign video.

Posted by: PJ at July 31, 2020 09:41 PM (qlTN9)

913 Not gonna lie: I would watch Brie Larson's youtube channel if it primarily featured TA. I might even turn the sound on for short stretches of time.

But I know she is way too woke for that, so, ahhh, no.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 31, 2020 09:42 PM (oHt/4)

914 Thought for awhile Mooch would be the worst pick for President Trump's chance.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 09:42 PM (6f16T)

915 It's baaaaacckkk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 09:42 PM (yQpMk)

916 So I'm not the only one who thinks Biden's VP pick might be Michelle Obama.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)


I do not. Mooch is way too lazy, and addicted to never having to pick up the check at a restaurant for the rest of her life.

I'm Mike Obama. Feed me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:42 PM (x8Wzq)

917 NOOD FOR REALSIE

Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:43 PM (bg4qY)

918 "GoOffMe"

I would provide a credit card.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (luzVb)


Provide a list of names, anyone can enter a name, with a donate box. When the set amount is reached a contract is issued.

_Fellini

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 09:43 PM (Okeht)

919 Yep. I can't recall any time when we've quarantined healthy people because of the flu.

#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (HaL55)

There is absolutely nothing about the handling of COVID-19 that makes scientific sense or indicates a rational approach to surviving it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 31, 2020 09:44 PM (VrS9o)

920 Reese Witherspoon's first film. Its pretty good for a young romance movie. Reece was really good in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)

Obligatory Horde question: Was she nekkid?

Posted by: Fox2! at July 31, 2020 09:46 PM (qyH+l)

921
Covid-19; Revenge of the DeepState

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 09:46 PM (Okeht)

922 Re 847: Yes, Mr. Gates and of course the reason that cases will jump to 2000 a day is because YOU WILL BRING A MILLION GALLONS OF NEW VIRUS HERE FROM CHINA...WHICH IS WHY WE ARE STILL F***ING AROUND WITH THIS CRAP IN THE FIRST PLACE. EVIL ASSWIPE!

Posted by: Al Unsure at July 31, 2020 10:23 PM (Jib4S)

923 That is no puppy!

Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 10:47 PM (0OmEj)

924 What puppy?

That there looks like a flying fox-a fruit bat.
Look at the forelimb. Though one needs a better look ,there are tell tale signs of wings visible through the wrapping cloth.

Posted by: lucifer at August 01, 2020 08:22 AM (7Slt7)

925 A dingo ate my 'nana.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at August 01, 2020 09:32 AM (yHLc/)

926 That looks like a bat.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 03, 2020 03:46 PM (IxDhF)

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