aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Quarantine Cafe
Super-cute but weird-looking puppy loves bananas!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gdgm+ at July 31, 2020 07:08 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:09 PM (kzE+F)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at July 31, 2020 07:09 PM (B4Nkq)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 31, 2020 07:10 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 31, 2020 07:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: gdgm+ at July 31, 2020 07:10 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (DtYa1)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (lgiXo)
He's a bat guy
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (KnJdm)
=======
You just made it!
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (W/knt)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (Zmnko)
Like a flying puppy
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (ONvIw)
"Hillary Care". _heartwarming
https://twitter.com/i/status/1288850327748386817
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (Okeht)
And he's a bat
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (njnF2)
Posted by: trev006 at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (A6Wna)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (Zmnko)
And he's a bat
...
a little from column A, a little from column B
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (ONvIw)
Not true.
Posted by: Michael Vick at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (YxRHs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (njnF2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:13 PM (njnF2)
_____________________
Sure it is...it's from Uncle Ming's Hometown Buffet in East Wuhang.
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (65pKx)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (KnJdm)
Had a partly satisfying day, though. Got a problem solved for a client, had a minor transaction close, and finally got something out the door I kept getting pulled away from. So that was good. I'm a lot more effective when I'm not being hounded and am allowed to just get shit done.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (unn44)
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2020 07:15 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:12 PM (KnJdm)
Sounds awesome!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (NWiLs)
Some bats are horrific and nightmarish looking
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (KZzsI)
Not true.
Posted by: Michael Vick at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM (SgjGX)
I forgot about your azz, vick
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (2DOZq)
na
na
na
na
bat
pup!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:14 PM
NO!!! Now I cannot get it out of my head!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (/+bwe)
Excellent. Father in law just got an epic court case ruling in his favor, which was somewhat unexpected.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (KnJdm)
so let's say you are an agreeable simp and you willingly go along with this horseshit. When does it end?
More importantly, HOW does it end?
Do you eventually take you own life before a crowd of woke retards as a ritual sacrifice to all those who sinned before you?
Do you give up your lot in life, acquired relationships and treasures?
Seriously, what is the end state to this shit?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: flounder
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(fistbump)
If he doesn't have one of those improved range of motion paddling life jackets yet they make a world of difference for being able to stay on the water longer. Essentially just flotation pads on chest and back where arms can move freely without rubbing a normal vest style life jacket.
Have fun and enjoy the memories.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (xnOcC)
Excellent. Father in law just got an epic court case ruling in his favor, which was somewhat unexpected.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (KnJdm)
Cool. Is he a lawyer? Or was he a party in the lawsuit?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (DtYa1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (NWiLs)
Road trip tomorrow morning to pick it up. Little things in life are best.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (KnJdm)
Not only Al, but TIPPER Gore traveled on Epstein's "Lolita Express".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)
Tipper made sure the music had no naughty lyrics while Al dove into a pile of naked children.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (njnF2)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (ofIwF)
Fatten him up and into the pot, then?
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (ONvIw)
"Angel" in the Miltonic sense.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (DtYa1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (2DOZq)
Excellent. Father in law just got an epic court case ruling in his favor, which was somewhat unexpected.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (KnJdm)
Bank Error in your favor. Collect $200.
Posted by: Monopoly at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: EveR at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (ZZDMQ)
I love bringing that up to leftists. The no fun brigade swapped sides a while back, its lefties who are trying to ban fun now. Someone's feeling might get hurt!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (KZzsI)
willowed, from the last thread:
so let's say you are an agreeable simp and you willingly go along with this horseshit. When does it end?
More importantly, HOW does it end?
Do you eventually take you own life before a crowd of woke retards as a ritual sacrifice to all those who sinned before you?
Do you give up your lot in life, acquired relationships and treasures?
Seriously, what is the end state to this shit?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (xyImL
One word.....Wicker.
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (SWbVS)
Well, you kinda always knew that the song lyric nanny thing was a cover for something.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (dRKLu)
They'll be driving chariots through the I-25 next
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
Expert witness against state clusterfuckery and incompetence. Big time billing coming his way, once damages phase settled. Fallout in terms of heads rolling already underway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:16 PM (NWiLs)
Road trip tomorrow morning to pick it up. Little things in life are best.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (KnJdm)
Ah yes. Those are the kinds of memories I wish I could've made. Just have to find alternatives going forward.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: My dog has no nose! at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (R3uH2)
As someone on Twatter said, Bill Clinton would lie about being Bill Clinton, and his sycophants would believe it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (unn44)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (HaL55)
so let's say you are an agreeable simp and you willingly go along with this horseshit. When does it end?
More importantly, HOW does it end?
Do you eventually take you own life before a crowd of woke retards as a ritual sacrifice to all those who sinned before you?
Do you give up your lot in life, acquired relationships and treasures?
Seriously, what is the end state to this shit?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:17 PM (xyImL)
Well it's just a rather late stage aspect of divide and rule practiced by elites. There's not really a goal and end state in mind so much as the pursuit of power. Each new generation of the ambitious will try to outdo the prior in order to acquire power and oust the former wave as insufficiently pure. This isn't about the victims, this is about the goals of those who hold and seek power.
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (lgiXo)
That is a fruit bat, not a puppy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: gp at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (rBtIz)
Nice!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (KTq2u)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (pB6Gt)
Just came back from dinner - had an interesting interaction with the waitress. When I walked into the place she ask me to put on a mask and offered me one. (Local ordinance) I told her I was medically exempt. She looked at me and nicely said "Oh." and then gently took my arm and walked me to the table.
I'm only 29 FFS!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (KnJdm)
Good for him. Any man that testifies against state clusterfuckery and incompetence is A-OK in my book.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)
We had a herd of buck deer in the backyard two days ago. The largest one was a 10 pointer I believe.
I keep looking out for fawns. Or as my evil husband calls them, "veal."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moki at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (/H+aK)
Wow, you must really hate bats.
Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
I think I saw that fairly recently
creepy AF
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (TOyHQ)
Nice!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)
i hope that happens to me
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (DtYa1)
Posted by: zombie stephen hawking at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (Tnijr)
That is a fruit bat, not a puppy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (1g7ch)
*pssst*
I think ace is fucking with us about the "puppy" thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2020 07:23 PM (Tnijr)
They eat mosquitos and such.
My favorite rescue was an owl that got in the TV repair shop my dad worked at, hurt a wing. So he took it home and we fed him and cared for him until he could fly again. Owls are so cool
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 07:23 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)
Good part is that it truly is justice served - damages appropriately apportioned - given that what the state had done is basically bankrupted the guy, just because he was not one of them. Breach of contract.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (KnJdm)
I'm only 29 FFS!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (6WCwE)
Hey, you received human touch, which is more than a lot of us can say today. Take the win!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)
Simpleton down the street washed his car nearly every day.
Cute at 10 pounds. Disgusting at 200.
Was always wearing a tie, too. Strange neighborhood.
Posted by: socalcon at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM
Venison is awfully cute when it's little.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (rBtIz)
We have a living president who is still very involved in politics, and whose wife was the candidate four years ago, who is confirmed in a court document to have made multiple trips to an island for sicko levels of child abuse and rape.
And it's not being talked about at all.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (dRKLu)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (ONvIw)
Virtuoso British organist Jane Parker-Smith passed away recently at 70.
https://tinyurl.com/y5g6kbwm
The obituary in the Daily Telegraph said, "She swore like a trooper, drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney and made music like an angel." Here's a performance of the Toccata in F major by Jules Grison:
https://youtu.be/si_hyxW7-N8
She was also an avid follower of Formula One racing. Sounds like she would have made a great 'ette.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: gp at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Moki at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (/H+aK)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM
Venison is awfully cute when it's little.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (rBtIz)
Tender young, I recommend coming to my yard and harvesting a fawn or three
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (ONvIw)
He's slowly turning into William F. Buckley.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Uriah Heep at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (0jZnq)
That's affirmative. And more importantly, it isn't disappearing quickly...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (KnJdm)
Even better.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (ptqGC)
He's slowly turning into William F. Buckley.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (unn44)
Out-the-Ying might be onto something. Except Democrats can NEVER be allowed to serve.
Ever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM (cZjDV)
Thanks for the important PSA. We already have them and another kayak we have been using. And we use them. Already a few horror stories this year of no PFD drownings.
This kayak is so that we all go out together without turns or borrowing from someone else.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (KnJdm)
That is a fruit bat, not a puppy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (1g7ch)
*pssst*
I think ace is fucking with us about the "puppy" thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (NWiLs)
So, it's a sky puppy then.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: perilisk at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (9p+wn)
I'm only 29 FFS!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM
She probably thought you came specifically because you missed human interaction.
And were fragile. Bwahaha!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (/+bwe)
I did... not know that.
If so Tipper may be the most revolting hypocrite in American political history. Save the kids from rap music! she says while she's doing whatever with some poor girl slave. Just yecch.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (ykYG2)
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The lady who is going to bring you food that was made by dropouts and criminals in a room behind closed doors, which you will then put directly into your mouth.
And you need to wear a mask.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (dRKLu)
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (3vIkC)
Hi Mookie!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, a bit of a faith restorer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (ZSK0i)
I like that guy, if he'd just get his head straight. He's got a couple good ideas, and a bunch of really stupid ones mixed in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Devil Bilirubin at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (1g7ch)
sky puppies in flight
afternoon delight!
Posted by: Baraching Obaming Tingting at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM (njnF2)
I'll have the 6 Feeta Margarita, please.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (/669Q)
------------------------------------
So sorry!
Margarita is only 5' 4".
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (M/9m0)
Comment quarantine.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (ZSK0i)
Can't find an image of California bat... how bout you google Maxine Waters?
Posted by: socalcon at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (3vIkC)
The "non-racist" theory is that if non-whites behave professionally then they're being forced to act white by a system of racist oppression or are themselves suffering from internalized racism.
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (Zm+LZ)
Still a p!ssant.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)
If they'd nominated him and/or Tulsi Gabbard, I might actually have fears for Trump's reelection.
Fortunately, they didn't.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (unn44)
And you need to wear a mask.
Posted by: Charles Darwin
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I know - the inconsistency of it all is astounding. Standing right here - NOT SAFE!! One step over - SAFE!!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:27 PM (ykYG2)
Prolly worked over a 14 yr old twink in training with a strap on.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (unn44)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Erebus at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (2euLM)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (lgiXo)
You've been through this, and you know what a miserably long healing it is.
I hope you and yours are well. We're all living in interesting times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (ptqGC)
twitter.com/angelurena/status/1289224440715202560
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (ykYG2)
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Funny how that norovirus style transmission was completely ignored once they moved everyone off the ship.
Because science.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (dRKLu)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:28 PM
I voted for him in the Democratic primaries, despite the fact that he withdrew after the ballots were printed.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)
professionally then they're being forced to act white by a system of
racist oppression or are themselves suffering from internalized racism.
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (Zm+LZ)
So I guess a non-white, non-racist system would result in...what exact kinds of behavior at work?
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (0jZnq)
We already know that Al is a pervy mofo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (unn44)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (786Ro)
(remove spaces)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (unn44)
At least we can look forward to the weekly Presidential Surf Report.
with a soft focus
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: flounder
Your doin it rong.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM
Let's not be too hasty here.
Posted by: Major Major at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (njnF2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:21 PM
Cliff Clavin trivia: there is a reason why we say veal, pork , mutton and beef instead of calf, pig, sheep and cow.
When kept as farm animals the English term was used but when it went to the French royals tables the French word was used. IIRC the serfs were not allowed to eat these animals.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (2DOZq)
Spreading the disease.
https://youtu.be/R7xtYIJgPjg
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)
I raise.
https://youtu.be/7mRDSW9-i_E
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:24 PM (lgiXo)
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We had a bat in our house once. I assume it came in through the chimney. It was flying back and forth in a hallway, and as it swooped down, my cat jumped about 4 feet in the air, and knocked it to the ground. Unfortunately, I wasn't quick enough to capture it. We eventually got it out a window.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: My dog has no nose! at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (R3uH2)
Posted by: flounder
Your doin it rong.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (XTyi0)
Sorry.
PSA: Put a nail through your finger. Hurts like the dickens.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (KnJdm)
Andrew Yang is speculating about having Congress replaced by citizens chosen at random (like jury duty).
He's slowly turning into William F. Buckley.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:25 PM (unn44)
Jerry Spence postulated that decades ago.
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:30 PM (TOyHQ)
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Our big guy is always hungry. He's not much more than a stomach with 4 legs and fur. He'd be round if we fed him as much as he thought he deserves.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Ah yes. Ye olde one hour and twenty three minute youtube link.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (XTyi0)
Eh, I've been saying that for years. To myself. If it was actually honest, they'd hardly be more wicked, venal, or stupid than the current Congress.
Posted by: perilisk at July 31, 2020 07:34 PM (9p+wn)
"Oh sure, you all laughin"
--Urethra Franklin
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:29 PM (KZzsI)
"LOL!"
- - Clitoris Leachman
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 07:35 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 07:35 PM (mht8P)
Purple Marten houses are an alternative.
And then there's dragon flies.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 07:35 PM (lgiXo)
Speaking of bats, I wonder whatever happened to Bat Boy from the Weekly World News?
Posted by: Mookie
Trapped in a refrigerator eating his own foot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (KZzsI)
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Yep. It's such a shame they decided on the new rules.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (xnOcC)
Speaking of bats, I wonder whatever happened to Bat Boy from the Weekly World News?
Posted by: Mookie
Trapped in a refrigerator eating his own foot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (aKsyK)
He became the NBA Commissioner.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (s2VJv)
Fruit bats or fox bats. Something like that. Pretty cool.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (yL25O)
Again, apologies for being a couple hours late and comment threads short, but I was just looking at the video of Jordan vs. Fauci.
NOT to defend Fauci, but I think it's fair to say Jordan was pretty tough on him. He certainly didn't seem eager to make friends with the doctor. It looks as if, rightly or wrongly, Repubs are finally learning to play hardball on these committees the same way Dems do.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
Also Cook County did get the alligator out of Lynnwood.
No progress on the shootings though.
Posted by: DaveA at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mookie
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Chinese got him too
Posted by: Erebus at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (2euLM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (njnF2)
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Cancel attack if I heard right. She committed the sin of not using union labor recently Iirc.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (xnOcC)
Yeah, he's got some bullshit ideas, but I don't get the sense that he either hates America or is completely batshit crazy.
Which puts him head and shoulders above most of the other young "Democrats".
The old-school corruptocrats like Plugs, Scankles, and Fauxcahontas are dying off. The new ones, other than Yang and maybe Gabbard, are full-blown communists.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:38 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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No one is a prophet in their own land.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:38 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 07:38 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:31 PM (KZzsI)
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Yep. It's such a shame they decided on the new rules.
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress
Exactly! They were warned. Oh well, playa.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (njnF2)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (EgshT)
Well the thing is back a while, Trump rode on his plane a few times, supposedly so I mean the distinction is significant
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (KZzsI)
They found some old racist tweets of his. You won't be seeing him again.
Posted by: perilisk at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (9p+wn)
The problem is the same as having 2 year term limits. There will be a permanent set of "saffers" who run the show, the rep just votes the way he is told. To a certain degree it is like that now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)
Siding nail left middle finger via skipping nail gun. Drove myself from the job site to the emergency room. Nurse asked why I came to the ER, I showed her the 3" ring shanked nail sticking out of my finger. Shortest wait time ever. ER Nurse used a local and pulled it out with a leatherman.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (DjiZK)
In the U.S., bat guano was harvested from caves as early as the 1780s to manufacture gunpowder.[28] During the American Civil War (1861-1865), the Union's blockade of the southern Confederate States of America meant that the Confederacy resorted to mining guano from caves to produce saltpeter. One Confederate guano kiln in New Braunfels, Texas had a daily output of 100 lb (45 kg) of saltpeter, produced from 2,500 lb (1,100 kg) of guano from two area caves.[29]
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (KnJdm)
drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney and made music like an angel."
Here's a performance of the Toccata in F major by Jules Grison:
That was all kinds of awesome. She'd give the late Keith Emerson a run for his money on a church organ.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (HaL55)
Last story they did on him he was farming somewhere
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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No one is a prophet in their own land.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:38 PM (6WCwE)
And a prophet has no honor in his home town.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)
Well the thing is back a while, Trump rode on his plane a few times, supposedly so I mean the distinction is significant
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Is Trumps name in the court documents?
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (dsBAK)
IT IS THAT!
These people sound like someone who sits in a McDonald's and says "Wow, this reminds me of McDonald's."
IT IS FUCKIN MCDONALD'S YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: Deborah Birx at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (j3jZX)
Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (ptqGC)
One time. He got a ride from Florida back to NY. Epstein wasn't on the plane, the only other passenger was Epstein's brother and he's already testified to it.
The flight logs confirm it too.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (j3jZX)
I tend to think you're right. The first #cancel comments I'd read about DeGeneres was "microaggressions" against "BIPOC". i.e., nonaggressions, against people hired [ostensibly] without regard for ethnicity.
And now, as happened with Kavanaugh, and with the SATANIC PANIC of the 1980s, the allegations are getting more and more lurid.
... but then, I thought Al and Tipper Gore weren't sex pests and perverts, so, I'm not always right here. Ellen's honour isn't my fight anyway.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (ykYG2)
Trump is not mentioned as having ridden on his plane in the new documents.
In fact, Trump isn't mentioned at all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:37 PM (dNzKv)
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Is rabies treatment still shots in your stomach and something about sheep brains?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 07:36 PM (s2VJv)
Dude does resemble BB.
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (XTyi0)
But thankfully, Biden isn't surrounded by smart people. He's surrounded by screaming asshole leftists.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Yeah which means just blanket "rode on his plane" thing shouldn't be used as a total condemnation for everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 07:40 PM (DjiZK)
Framing nail from a recoil 2nd shot, right through leather glove, in and out. Shook the glove off and nail was still in it.
Went to clinic next day, because I was worried about it becoming septic. No joint, ligament, or bone damage, and no foreign matter in the puncture. It was a one in a million shot.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (yL25O)
5-7 shots spaced over weeks. Intramuscular.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mr. Wallace Beery at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (4PGGt)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 07:39 PM (XTyi0)
...
and how. Some of it was making clinking sounds against the glass.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
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Then spit on the wound, wiped off the Leatherman on her pants and said "Now get outta here you knucklehead!"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (6WCwE)
Vanity Fair has has (1) an unnamed "expert" who says (2) politics "may have" played a role in Jared's task force deciding not to mandate nationwide testing. And the same expert has only second-hand info as he (3) is said to have regular contact with task force members.
Which is all spun to "Kushner wanted blue state people to die so democrats would be blamed!!!"
They've some serious hate for him-- tells me he's doing too damned good a job.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (cRMYr)
The flight logs confirm it too.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)
And, it wasn't the Lolita Express.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (ptqGC)
- No more caning of employees who look directly at the star
- Staffers will no longer have to swim across a 30-yard moat filled with alligators to get to Ellen's dressing room
- Employees will now finally be paid in actual dollars, rather than hay
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (yL25O)
I had the treatment a few years ago. No stomach shots but still bad for someone terrified of needles. The worst was 4 shots into my fingers where the bite had occurred. Had I not driven there (and hence had to drive home) I would have insisted on some heavy duty drugs.
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (3vIkC)
There's just something about her.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020
It's not irrational.
Posted by: Ha at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (EiNjl)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:42 PM (yL25O)
5-7 shots spaced over weeks. Intramuscular.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (dNzKv)
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And really painful?
My dad scared the crap out of me over rabies shots when I was a kid.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (yL25O)
Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (ptqGC)
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Sounds like these people really think skin color will inoculate against attacks from PDT.
PDT would swat Bottoms so hard, it would be years before she could sit down properly again.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (Su9Le)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 07:46 PM (MVjcR)
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Be careful what you say. You could be talking about someone's child, you know.
Posted by: Henry Waxman at July 31, 2020 07:46 PM (sWM8x)
Shit, you could've had someone on the job site do that and saved a lot of money.
Like in the one Patrick O'Brian book where Dr. Maturin asks for some leave. "Sure. We'll be fine. We've got the sailmaker to sew things up and the carpenter to cut things off."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:46 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 07:46 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (ptqGC)
I am pretty sure Mooch was already on steroids. Made her balls shrink to the size of brazil nuts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:46 PM (cI3Q7)
President Bottoms
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 07:43 PM (dNzKv)
Maybe she would select Mayor Butt-jig as her VP?
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Menack at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (buTO7)
I have an irrational hatred of Ellen.
There's just something about her.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020
It's not irrational.
Posted by: Ha at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (EiNjl)
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She's a Medal of Freedom awardee. So shut up, peasants.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (mht8P)
Lance Bottoms still sounds like the name of a gay porn start to me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (unn44)
Some of the stuff coming out now is already known from the case in FL. I don't remember seeing Gore's name on the flights to Pedo Island but I could be wrong.
I do remember that Trump only took that one flight and Bubba being on the manifest multiple times.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)
I personally wonder if he would have been a better choice for Trump's VP than Pence.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Right, there's zero evidence he ever went to any of Epsteins' sex bashes or ranches, etc. Which is why the distinction is important to use. The left will bring up TRUMP RODE HIS PLANE!!!! (they have to me) so its key to make sure people understand the difference.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (unn44)
Hmmm. Combo of 'star' and 'Tart'? I like it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:44 PM (KnJdm)
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Yeesh, you people. I merely put red hot welding wire through a glove and my thumb swelled up like a balloon. Doctor was really nice, though. Grabbed my thumb, with no warning, and squeezed really hard. The piece of glove causing the infection came out, but, I was not a happy camper.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (Okeht)
Big deal. I was once Time's Man of the Year.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Make that woman VP STAT!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lance Bottoms at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (EgshT)
I personally wonder if he would have been a better choice for Trump's VP than Pence.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)
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President and VP can't come from the same state.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (DtYa1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (WEBkv)
Yow!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)
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Yep, which will play well with their crazies but turn off the middle of the road voters.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (WEBkv)
Omg, some MSNBC guy actually got REKT by Vernon Jones (the black Democrat politician, I think from Georgia who got a lot of grief, but also support, said he's supporting Trump).
Kevin also gives some stellar commentary. Worth a watch.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 07:50 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
So was Hitler.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (ptqGC)
I raise.
https://youtu.be/7mRDSW9-i_E
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 31, 2020 07:33 PM (DTX3h)
Well played, sir.
Posted by: Monopoly at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr F-Ouchy at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (xPl2J)
I have an irrational hatred of Ellen.
There's just something about her.
She was called a comedian for some reason. I've heard one almost-funny joke from her. Once. Wasn't that funny or I'da remembered it betterer.
She's just being propped up because lesbian.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JackStraw
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You know who else was once Time's Man of the Year?
Posted by: Erebus at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (2euLM)
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Yeah, I hate that "just sneak up on 'em and do it fast" shit. A doctor did that to me once and then laughed about it. Boy, did he get a lecture from me.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (sWM8x)
Cerveza.
Little-fact: Mexican "beers" like Corona were originally brewed using vaginal yeast.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Wadsworth at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)
Aside from telling you how to live your life, Oprah doesn't want a fucking thing to do with you.
~Dennis Miller
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
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Weren't we all. Weren't we all.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 07:52 PM (sWM8x)
Proctologist?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Big Mike at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mark1971
that's what they said about bush
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (DtYa1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
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Weren't we all. Weren't we all.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 07:53 PM (sGotD)
Yeah, but were you Man of the Year on your birthday like Sefton was??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (0ReGO)
I remember her being mildly funny as a standup comedian before the lesbian thing.
Now it's all lesbian, all the time.
You don't see straight comedians making every fucking joke about their straightness. For good reason.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Bosk at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
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>>Weren't we all. Weren't we all.
So was Hitler.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)
I had one of those roving census volunteers come to Stately Poppins Manor a couple of weeks ago. I said my house and anyone in it was no business of theirs.
The fellow went into the "Massachusetts could lose representation if we don't have an accurate count" spiel, to which I answered that I was happy about that, since my shithole state was a suppurating dingleberry between the asscheeks of the nation and the sooner we lost all congressional reputation, the better off America would be.
He wasn't prepared for that, I can tell you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (2JVJo)
IT IS THAT!
These people sound like someone who sits in a McDonald's and says "Wow, this reminds me of McDonald's."
IT IS FUCKIN MCDONALD'S YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: Deborah Birx at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (j3jZX)
I hate fucking McDonalds!
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (Izzlo)
So there's that.
You are referring to the Dance of the Swinging Sausage, are you not?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (HaL55)
If this doesn't reveal anything about the media, then nothing will.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 07:56 PM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (HaL55)
*pages through handbill furiously*
I thought it was Sugar Plum Faeries!
Posted by: Wadsworth at July 31, 2020 07:56 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 07:56 PM (KnJdm)
So far, we've got:
Elon Musk and his various companies
Goya
Red Bull
Trader Joe's
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (unn44)
Unless....
They no likey the asian.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (0ReGO)
~~~~~
Oh yeah? Well, I coulda been except YOU PEOPLE forgot my birthday this year. Again.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Big Mike at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)
I mildly liked Ellen and couldn't care less about Oprah. But the The View women need to be thrown in Gitmo.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (ptqGC)
Ya been gone too long.
Good to see you.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (Okeht)
I hate fucking McDonalds!
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (Izzlo)
Eh, its not bad after a long night of drinking. A royal with cheese and large fries generally makes the hangover hurt less. But my bowels pay the price.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Big Mike at July 31, 2020 07:58 PM (EgshT)
Bill Clinton spokesperson Angel Urea says Bill Clinton never visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.
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Angel Urea. A suitable name for someone who pretends to be serving a higher purpose while she pisses down our backs and tells us it's raining.
Piss from heaven.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 31, 2020 07:58 PM (jjL0/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:58 PM (unn44)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (2JVJo)
Is that wrong?
Posted by: The Otter at July 31, 2020 07:58 PM (KnJdm)
Ran into a bunch of ex Californians. And they all vote republican because they were sick of Calizuela.
Super psyched that my family is only a few months away from escaping Calizuela before the storm.
Yes. I know denver is blue. But in the upcoming boogaloo the armed will inherit the earth.
Posted by: Loki at July 31, 2020 07:58 PM (k+zsz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Guam tipper at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (FsgBK)
*cough* the movie Mr. Right with Bill Pullman *cough*
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
He wasn't prepared for that, I can tell you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
pure poetry
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (TOyHQ)
The fellow went into the "Massachusetts could lose representation if we don't have an accurate count" spiel, to which I answered that I was happy about that, since my shithole state was a suppurating dingleberry between the asscheeks of the nation and the sooner we lost all congressional reputation, the better off America would be.
He wasn't prepared for that, I can tell you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Pract
So excellent, LOL.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (9hauA)
Not a single girl that they've shown on his express or that has come out later is any race other than Caucasian. At least, not that I've seen. Eastern Europe is easy to plunder for desperate, hungry pretty girls hoping to be models and feed their families
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (KZzsI)
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Okay, I'm with you but it's not much better when they tell you "No, I'm not kidding, this will really hurt. . . ".
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: chique l'African
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From 30,000 feet
Posted by: Erebus at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (2euLM)
Posted by: Guam tipper at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (FsgBK)
And a hazmat sticker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (cI3Q7)
Check your receipt. It says "Hampton Inn", not "Hamptons".
And it's the Hampton Inn that borders the interstate where it passes by the ghetto, not the one that's near the airport.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Big Mike at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (EgshT)
Eh, its not bad after a long night of drinking. A royal with cheese and large fries generally makes the hangover hurt less. But my bowels pay the price.
Posted by: Jack Burton
Probably the mayo that comes with the fries.
Gross!
Posted by: Loki at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (k+zsz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (ptqGC)
So that's a "no" on the "complimentary surprise anal" portion of the program, then?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (unn44)
And a spittoon.
Posted by: Big Mike
And a humidor.
Posted by: Loki at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (k+zsz)
What is interesting is how many of these Americans of "African" descent are actually half black and white.
It seems to me as if this type of person seems to scream the absolute loudest about oppression, BLM tropes and other meaningless critical race theory.
Of course, the Shit Midas hisself was half white devil and he set race relations back to Civil War days.
Any thoughts on this other than some kind of deep Freudian guilt complex?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (xyImL)
IT IS THAT!
These people sound like someone who sits in a McDonald's and says "Wow, this reminds me of McDonald's."
IT IS FUCKIN MCDONALD'S YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: Deborah Birx at July 31, 2020 07:41 PM (j3jZX)
I hate fucking McDonalds!
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (Izzlo)
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Oh, come now! You're just going to lob that one right across the plate like that?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (CAJOC)
Actually its a he, hispanic gent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (4lVEh)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (fU1ci)
You should work in a machine shop like I did back when I had one of those "job" thingys. Guess who got to take care of all the injuries because he was married to a nurse at the time?
Osmosis doesn't work quite that well...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
I can't even watch short clips of the show. My brain cells start to degenerate at a rapid rate and I need my poor brain cells for my job.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:02 PM (9hauA)
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So was Hitler.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~
2006 - "You"
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:02 PM (sGotD)
Well, Race Bannon did have that ugly custody battle with Benton Quest.
Posted by: Short Shorts at July 31, 2020 08:02 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (fU1ci)
So, you are saying he is a political ground wire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 08:02 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (KZzsI)
*checks airline prices*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Short Shorts
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Harvey Birdman - Attorney At Law - Greatest TV ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: eleven channeling Richard Dreyfuss at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (XTyi0)
Well then it wouldn't be a surprise.
Posted by: the otter at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Don Gnotz at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (Izzlo)
Osmosis doesn't work quite that well...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (HaL55)
HS metal shop, some guy ground out the top of his thumbnail and thumb on the pedestal grinder. He literally turned white as a sheet, and he was pretty pasty already.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 08:04 PM (KnJdm)
Hmm. Usually this reference is seen on the Food Thread referencing Brussels Sprouts and Satan.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2020 08:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (TOyHQ)
Me too!
Posted by: Jesus at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (3vIkC)
I'm not even kidding, in places like Ukraine they live in practically 3rd world conditions. Gorgeous girls, hoping to do something to help their lives out.
Of course they smoke like chimneys, drink like fish, will turn into a potato at 30, and bail on you for the first richer guy they see, but many of them speak some English because they get taught it in school.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: harley
And look what the bushies did to us.
Increase turd world immigration.
Invaded the world and invited the world
Didnt bother to deregulate at all. In fact increased the state.
I hate the bushies and every supporter who still loves them
Hail the god emperor.
Posted by: Loki at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (k+zsz)
The point of going to the island or the ranch or whatever is so that you would never dare do what Trump is doing.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (/2aWP)
What is interesting is how many of these Americans of "African" descent are actually half black and white.
It seems to me as if this type of person seems to scream the absolute loudest about oppression, BLM tropes and other meaningless critical race theory.
Of course, the Shit Midas hisself was half white devil and he set race relations back to Civil War days.
Any thoughts on this other than some kind of deep Freudian guilt complex?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 08:00 PM (xyImL)
I too have noticed that the really prominent black Democrat pols like Obama, Harris, blue-eyed Spartacus (not mere congressmen) , tend to be light skinneded. On our side we have people like Tim Scott, Carson, Cain.
Nothing wrong with being light skinneded, of course, but it is curious.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM
But hot iron was more readily accessible, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (1g7ch)
That used to be Portia de Rossi, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)
You know who else was once Time's Man of the Year?
Posted by: Erebus
You
https://tinyurl.com/polhv9t
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:01 PM (CAJOC)
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Hanging 78 mph curve ball down the heart of the plate, that one is.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (WEBkv)
According to him it was differences in editorial strategy.
Then again this resignation comes the day after names are dropping on Epstein Island visitors.
Posted by: Drider at July 31, 2020 08:06 PM (R/UH9)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
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One of the gals leaned in too far into a drill press and fed her beautiful hair into it. Sucked her right in it did but we got it turned off before she delaminated her scalp. Had to cut her out of it.
There's at least one in every class.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI)
Are there really lots of women who deteriorate rapidly at 30? 30 is pretty young.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Lori Lightfoot. Sounds like a stage name.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (1vynn)
Vietnam has a thing where they do the same thing, but to their own people. Bring them over illegally, put them usually in nail parlors, that kind of thing. They get turned out, speak no English, are afraid to even try to escape because they are here illegally.
The evil that men do to girls is horrible to consider. And some women do it too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (KZzsI)
Just like he didn't have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (MSQq1)
Posted by: Waylon at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (3vIkC)
Oh yeah. Always had a blowtorch at the ready just in case.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (HaL55)
When push comes to shove anything beats nothing, but that's why you can't go wrong with boomsticks chambered in military chamberings, to wit: 5.56x45, 7.62x52, 9x19. Available if you're daring enough.
Posted by: eastofsuez at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (U2zca)
JEEBIES
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: eastofsuez at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (U2zca)
using a table saw. Looked like hamburger.
At the emergency clinic, nurse said the first shot will be OK but the second one will hurt.
Yes, she was a truth teller.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (9hauA)
My dad scared the crap out of me over rabies shots when I was a kid.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 07:45 PM (yL25O)
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I went through all that. In the stomach.
I was four.
It took a long time to recover. Mentally, I mean.
It's not quite so bad today.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (KZzsI)
One of the things I have learned while researching my novels is that the whole "innocent girls come to Hollywood and get sexually exploited" warning has been there from almost the beginning. I remember reading a column from a 1915 Motion Picture Magazine where a reporter went undercover to find work as an extra girl and was basically told (in language suitable for a 1915 audience) that she had to put out to get ahead.
Or, as Ray Charles used to say to aspiring backup singers, "If you wanna be a Raylette, you gotta let Ray!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
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Yeah, I had a white scheduling job in a portable office located in the middle of a big sheet metal fabrication plant. It was the same thing. Nobody told me beforehand, but I was also the first aid guy, just because I was in an office. Sheet metal can make some nasty cuts.
Posted by: Don Gnotz at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (sWM8x)
I hear that at 11:59 tonight they are going to unplug the clock for 90 minutes and make it a 10x match.
Posted by: Guam tipper at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (FsgBK)
They did that to me with the drainage tube in my knee after old school anterior cruciate repair. You weren't as profane as I was.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (MVjcR)
I think its lifestyle. they start smoking and drinking heavily even before their teens, and eat lousy food. Eventually that hot young metabolism gives way to older and they do not turn out well.
Usually. There are some spectacular exceptions, of course (Paulina Porizkova, Milla Jovovich, etc).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 31, 2020 08:07 PM (4vNgL)
'Scuse me while I whip this out!
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Don Gnotz at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (lgiXo)
Really?! That dirty little two-timer. 😡
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 07:55 PM (Izzlo)
Eh, its not bad after a long night of drinking. A royal with cheese and large fries generally makes the hangover hurt less. But my bowels pay the price.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (xyImL)
It's no party for me, either, pal.
Posted by: Jack Burton's Toilet at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (MSQq1)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (1vynn)
Looks like Beetlejuice's black cousin.
Or like the sloth from that cartoon, per Jericho Green.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:10 PM (lgiXo)
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I think that was Melissa Etheridge.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:11 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: McGyver at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (0ssRW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Tucker really has grown a set of balls. You have to respect the guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: eleven channeling Richard Dreyfuss at July 31, 2020 08:03 PM (XTyi0)
Just dropped in, are we only talking about puncture wounds, or can we also do avulsions? I reached into a drawer once and grabbed an RJ45 crimper the wrong way (any way that doesn't involve the cable cutter blade is some value of "right"). Would've been handier (ha!) if I'd mishandled the mandoline slicer with same hand, because now I don't have feeling in the tip of either ring finger.
Anyway that's my story.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (luzVb)
Yeah I bet back in the Globe Theater day, girls who wanted to help out with costuming (they didn't get to the stage) had to put out for Shakespeare to get the job. Its always been nasty and sordid
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (6f16T)
and large fries generally makes the hangover hurt less. But my bowels
pay the price.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (xyImL)
Sliders are a lot better for that..
Actually.. 3-4 White Castles the morning after are even better for a hangover.. I think it's the grease..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (xPl2J)
McGyver, laughing out loud
Posted by: McGyver at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (0ssRW)
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Shaka, when the walls fell...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: McGyver at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (0ssRW)
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 07:54 PM (DtYa1)
We will mark you down as hardwood then.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Don Gnotz
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Knew a guy who was a machinist at Lockheed. He informed me that mostly it was the sheet metal workers who lost fingers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (CTJwJ)
Yeah, I hate that "just sneak up on 'em and do it fast" shit.
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Okay, I'm with you but it's not much better when they tell you "No, I'm not kidding, this will really hurt. . . ".
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 07:59 PM (6WCwE)
My favorite is "You feel a little discomfort".
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (ofIwF)
Age 12, one surgical tubing in each lung.
Doc pinches the tubing at my chest and stretches it as far as he can. Yeowzer.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (Okeht)
I'm reasonably sure Anne Heche was a stunt lesbian, faked it to get notice and work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)
You mean Edward DeVere, the Earl of Oxford?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (3vIkC)
"We face a three-pronged crisis: A pandemic, a recession, and systemic
racism. If we don't come together to fight for change right now, the
ramifications could last for years. But if we do -- if together we elect
Democratic leaders who share our commitment to opportunity, justice,
and equality -- then we have the chance of a lifetime to change this
country for the better."
wasn't that the exact situation in 2009? And what did Obama and Biden and Pelosi and Reid do about it then?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (ofIwF)
dentists
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (9hauA)
It's the smoking. Puts at least twenty years on you.
Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (+ljgK)
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Oh man. Farming is just full of all kinds of dangerous stuff.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (6f16T)
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Heh.
I have special arm sleeves I wear to bed, on occasion, because my wife is tired of cleaning blood from the sheets, due my scraping my arms on a regular basis. Inhaled steroids and age tend to thin the skin.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (ZfRYq)
abdominal wall? I asked my doctor if he was putting me to sleep to take
the tube out since it went through my abdomen into my stomach and he had
put me to sleep to put it in. He said 'no, we just pull it out'. I said
really? And he snatched that fcuker outta my stomach. I said
'SONOFABITCH!' He just smiled and said 'I told you I was just going to
pull it out.'
Had two 1/2 dia. drainage tubes in my chest after my CABG-2. Nurse who pulled them out was great, never felt a thing. She put bandaids over them and that was pretty much it. No stitches or anything, which sorta surprised me.
Chicks still dig scars, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)
Aliens on the Moon.
I would like to volunteer for their off-world human breeding experiments.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (luzVb)
Just dropped in, are we only talking about
puncture wounds, or can we also do avulsions? I reached into a drawer
once and grabbed an RJ45 crimper the wrong way (any way that doesn't
involve the cable cutter blade is some value of "right"). Would've been
handier (ha!) if I'd mishandled the mandoline slicer with same hand,
because now I don't have feeling in the tip of either ring finger.
Anyway that's my story.
Posted by: hogmartin
I did the mandolin thing not too long ago.. bled like a mo fo..
I was just gonna use it until I really really needed the protector thingy.. yeah right!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Tucker really has grown a set of balls. You have to respect the guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)
Have to give Dershowitz a bit of props as well for having the brass to go on Tu-Ca. He'd have to know it'd be brutal. If he wanted a pass he could have gone on Hannity.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (8B6Ng)
Tucker just took out a Murdoch. He's ready to take more names now.
Posted by: Mark1971
Don't leave us hanging, bro!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (ofIwF)
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Yeah, I hate it when they lie right to your face.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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They are usually known as "Lefty" or "Stumpy".
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (6WCwE)
Dersh is really trying to paddle hard upstream. I really didn't know him. In spite of all of the time they spent together it was like Epstein was a total stranger
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (MSQq1)
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Oh man. Farming is just full of all kinds of dangerous stuff.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (
Oddly my observation is that it's the veteran farmers who get hurt
It has something to do with being so used to something they get careless.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (lgiXo)
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Oh man. Farming is just full of all kinds of dangerous stuff.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (sWM8x)
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We're the backbone of America.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (MVjcR)
and large fries generally makes the hangover hurt less. But my bowels
pay the price.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who was born ready at July 31, 2020 07:57 PM (xyImL)
Sliders are a lot better for that..
Actually.. 3-4 White Castles the morning after are even better for a hangover.. I think it's the grease..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
In the UK, they had kebab stands all around the nightclubs so when they closed, everybody went and got a kebab. They were mostly ok. They'd either help you not have too bad a hangover or you'd get food poisoning and totally forget your hangover.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (njnF2)
Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (+ljgK)
Speaking of which, I'm done with work for the week. I think I'll step outside and smoke a cigar.
Hope you all have a lovely weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (C1Lsn)
It's the smoking. Puts at least twenty years on you.
Posted by: Emmie
............
Smoking and tanning.. Geez Louise!
the phrase "rode hard and put away wet" comes to mind..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 07:22 PM (0jZnq)
No.
Posted by: Jack O'Neall, Col, USAF, invisible in the ladies' shower. at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (rkCLP)
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That takes the appeal out of nude beaches, doesn't it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (6WCwE)
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Buddy of mine, his dad got his pants caught in a PTO. As he put it, "bursted the leg open."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (4a9Vv)
Democratic leaders who share our commitment to opportunity, justice,
and equality -- then we have the chance of a lifetime to change this
country for the better."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (4a9Vv)
I'm not aware of a single Democrat committed to opportunity, justice, and equality.
Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (+ljgK)
I cringe at the thought of before nowadays.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM
A dentist of note during the Korean War was nicknamed "The Painless Pole".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (DMUuz)
I cringe at the thought of before nowadays.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (XTyi0)
That three-foot needle. Into the gums, through the sinus cavity, behind the eyeball and right into the cerebral cortex.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
Oddly my observation is that it's the veteran farmers who get hurt
It has something to do with being so used to something they get careless.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (lgiXo)
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Yep. Look up an implement called a sickle bar cutter. It's used for cutting hay. Positively medieval.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (gzuCv)
Did he charge you extra?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Her Majesty was exercising Dutch (the Beeg Boy) outside a hotel on one of those retractable leashes. Some idiot let a bunch of Cresteds run loose, Dutch bolted, the line wrapped around her little finger and took it clean off.
Unfortunately she doesn't get a 10% discount on manicures.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (mht8P)
Now Dersh is saying Slick Willie wasn't there. By the end of this he's going to say he's not on Tucker's show
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (MSQq1)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)
The people at nude beaches are not usually the people you want at nude beaches.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (DMUuz)
Bob Hope's dentist character in the movie The Paleface was named "Painless Potter."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (2JVJo)
I always bleed like a stuck pig
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (TOyHQ)
Ever see the vid of the Russian kid getting sucked into a huge lathe (huge and therefore running at low rpm)? He's one of the lucky ones. Just tore up the skin on his back.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (KDCRD)
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (EiNjl)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (MSQq1)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (KZzsI)
Just dropped in, are we only talking about
puncture wounds, or can we also do avulsions? I reached into a drawer
once and grabbed an RJ45 crimper the wrong way (any way that doesn't
involve the cable cutter blade is some value of "right"). Would've been
handier (ha!) if I'd mishandled the mandoline slicer with same hand,
because now I don't have feeling in the tip of either ring finger.
Anyway that's my story.
Posted by: hogmartin
I did the mandolin thing not too long ago.. bled like a mo fo..
I was just gonna use it until I really really needed the protector thingy.. yeah right!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (CjFDo)
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I sliced my thumb on a sharp edge of a shop light housing (was retrofitting for LED, and was trying to remove a stubborn tombstone). Pretty sure I left a trail of blood back into the house.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (XTyi0)
Grapefruit flavored cocaine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
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A woman who worked for my brother took great pride in farming on the side. Very unusual, nice person. She was bush hogging extremely tall grass when she hit a stump. The impact knocked her off the tractor, then the tractor and bush hog ran her over.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (xPl2J)
Mess with the bull, get the horns.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (KnJdm)
We're the backbone of America.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:17 PM (MVjcR)
And don't look at a full moon through the pine tops.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (Okeht)
I was just gonna use it until I really really needed the protector thingy.. yeah right!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 08:15 PM (CjFDo)
I got a pair of Kevlar gloves after that. They're pretty cheap (usually have them at restaurant supply places) and they aren't all clumsy like the handguard is.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
document my alibis
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (ofIwF)
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Yeah, I hate it when they lie right to your face.
The least they could do would be to give you a bullet to bite down on. So you'd know what was coming.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)
The first topless woman I saw on a beach gave great comfort to celibates.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:21 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)
An ex-friend was a nudist and showed me an article about how nudists were trying to recruit young people. Yeah.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (9hauA)
470 My gunsmith milled off the end of one of his fingers. Naturally, he sent me a picture of the finger piece on the mill.
Did he charge you extra?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (HaL55)
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No, he wasn't working on my rifle at the time. He was milling a stock and put a fingerprint in the barrel channel as a signature.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:19 PM (ykYG2)
with masks on
Posted by: Chico Escuela: Vidas Negras Cuentan at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (IL6Hc)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: t-bird
The luckiest sailor alive.
Sucked into an jet air intake:
https://youtu.be/XC1TCXyCqrg
Can you image the story as told to his grandkids?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:22 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Christian Szell at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (F6tBH)
The sense of touch is so important to a machinist. I wonder if the next knuckle down acquires the same sensitivity your fingertip had?
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (KZzsI)
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There was a made-for-TV movie a long while back called "Dark Night of the Scarecrow", I believe. Had a scene where a guy basically drowned in a grain silo. That one really freaked me out.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)
Obese and gross?
Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (EiNjl)
It's fantastic. Scary and very funny. Was made by the same people who made "Audrey Rose" in 1978.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)
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I understand that next week Dr. Fauxci will have us all wearing swim fins and snorkels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (OQcPl)
Yes I do.
Why do you ask?
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (ZfRYq)
427 I've known farmers who got sleeves caught in power take offs.
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Oh man. Farming is just full of all kinds of dangerous stuff.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (sWM8x)
I work for a farmer summers as a teenager. Sometime after, he was picking up a round bale of hay with his hay forks on a tractor. The hydraulics malfunctioned and it rolled the bale over him. Too stubborn to jump off of the tractor. Broke his back. He lay there, still in the seat, until supper when his wife went and found him. He spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Hard business.
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)
*throws flag*
Ordinary people are not naked. They're ordinary. Naked people are naked. QED.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (Okeht)
509 My gunsmith milled off the end of one of his fingers. Naturally, he sent me a picture of the finger piece on the mill.
The sense of touch is so important to a machinist. I wonder if the next knuckle down acquires the same sensitivity your fingertip had?
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (Lt1JN)
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He was just happy it wasn't his trigger finger!
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (KZzsI)
Omg. I watched that when I was a teenager. I don't generally remember movies but I can't forget that scene. It was heartbreaking.
And I thought whichever London twin that was was sooooo handsome. I saw one of them latee on. He looked ok but hadn't aged that well.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (9hauA)
At least that's my memory.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: blaster
Might be a job there. Our salaries were cut in half starting next week. So, I've got to find something else.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (XTyi0)
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I don't know that it tastes like grapefruit. I just know that is probably the worst part of the visit for me.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (OQcPl)
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Not far from here. What do you want to know?
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:26 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:19 PM (XTyi0)
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I don't know that it tastes like grapefruit. I just know that is probably the worst part of the visit for me.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM (CAJOC)
The topical stuff doesn't taste very good, but it used to be a hell of a lot worse.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:26 PM (luzVb)
I remember hearing something about their lace many years ago.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
Fauci = Dustin Hoffman
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (fU1ci)
But you might feel a little sick....
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (3vIkC)
Reese Witherspoon's first film. Its pretty good for a young romance movie. Reece was really good in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:25 PM
What's your comparison other? Where you coming from?
Chantilly is Northern Virginia cost of living is high.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (MSQq1)
Posted by: Weasel
Just stuff about the area, in general. I'm thinking about applying for a job there.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (554XU)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (fU1ci)
Lace manufacture
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 31, 202
Got one this morning that was borderline threatening.
Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (EiNjl)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (fU1ci)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Michael Scott at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
Anybody know anything about Chantilly, VA?
I remember hearing something about their lace many years ago.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
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MBIS, MBISS Ch. Soyara's Chantilly Lace JC ROM-C
http://soyaraborzoi.com/Lacey.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (OQcPl)
It's fantastic. Scary and very funny. Was made by the same people who made "Audrey Rose" in 1978.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)
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I had actually forgotten it was made-for-tv, until I looked it up a couple years ago. Don't know that it would make it on prime time these days. All these years later, that scene in the silo has stuck with me.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)
LOL, I didn't even remember she was in it. The London guy (note: not London boy) is the only memory I have of the movie.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (9hauA)
Northern VA is expensive. If the money is good, consider it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (njnF2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Engineering.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM (OQcPl)
Lace engineering.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (xVQEQ)
Then there's the video of the sailor getting ingested by an EA-6. Also lived.
https://tinyurl.com/yxbxkf8q
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)
Like orange juice after brushing your teeth x the smell of limburger cubed. It didn't make me physically ill, it was just a full-body wracking revulsion like every cell wanted to get away from whatever the hell that horrific stuff was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (KZzsI)
It was...spectacular.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:29 PM
We hate you.
Posted by: The Boys of Fulda Gap at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (DMUuz)
There goes your invitation to Jack's Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
A "best invention in modern life" thread would be fun.
Anesthesia would probably get my vote.
I'm sure it would be racist as hell, though.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (xVQEQ)
449 Dentists are pretty painless nowadays.
I cringe at the thought of before nowadays.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 08:16 PM (XTyi0)
That three-foot needle. Into the gums, through the sinus cavity, behind the eyeball and right into the cerebral cortex.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (fU1ci)
Lace manufacture
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)
Chantilly Lace had a pretty face
And a ponytail hangin' down
A wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk
Make the world go 'round
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (MSQq1)
Could Acosta be telling the truth? (I'd bet not; he probably left Epstein alone after being told how much money he gives Dems.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
But I do have a slightly related question
Why is it women are so embarrassed for their underwear to show, but will go out in a bathing suit that's half as big?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (554XU)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (XhWtx)
At the end, all you can see is the victim's arm sticking up. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
I miss lace wigs.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:28 PM (OQcPl)
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It's a fairly typical western suburb of DC. Residents are mostly government employees or contractors. Close to Dulles Intl Airport, Lots of tech companies out there and nearby Sterling/Herndon. Cost of living is high - typical of NoVA. Commute into DC would be 60 - 90 minutes.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (bKemY)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (ZfRYq)
"Don't pass out, I won't be able to hold you up if you do."
He laughed bravely.
She started in on his side with the pad.
His knees buckled but he didn't go down.
No way on earth would he have let me do that.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (f1ElH)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
Guilty. I've only driven in snow 6 times. Only 4 times when it was sticking.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:33 PM (fU1ci)
Is that where engineers are nice to each other?
Posted by: Michael Scott at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (bKemY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)
Unpopular opinion: maybe it's because I grew up in another culture and I am my weird self, but I find wearing a bikini to be like parading around in my bra and panties. Hence my always wearing a one piece (well, that and my tummy).
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (fU1ci)
https://tinyurl.com/y296mpjt
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)
My partner in Australia swears that a couple years ago in his town there were not 1 but two people who were taken to the hospital for trying to use their lawn movers to trim bushes. Multiple fingers didn't make it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 08:20 PM (2DOZq)
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Deny.
Try to disprove.
But then, most people would do the same even if they WERE guilty.
There certainly isn't anything we have seen (so far) that would convict any of these guys in a court of law, IMO.
Still, ......... we can all form our own opinions.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (M/9m0)
Thanks! I'll consider that.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:34 PM (OQcPl)
Also don't forget to consider that it's Virginia.
Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:37 PM (EiNjl)
I'm gonna say "hell no" but it makes him sound all investigatey and reportery instead of a dimwitted pretty face
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:37 PM (KZzsI)
Just thinking about the Physics of that makes my knees weak.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:37 PM (bKemY)
https://tinyurl.com/yxbxkf8q
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No video but I know of an engineer at Lakehurst NAS who got flung down the runway when he stepped over the catapult cable being tested.
Amazing he survived... sans 1 leg and one hella road rash.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 31, 2020 08:38 PM (h/MXB)
Posted by: Count von Count at July 31, 2020 08:38 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:37 PM (EiNjl)
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Which has many charms.
And a lousy Governor. But many charms.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:38 PM (/669Q)
That's kind of my thought as well. Not that I am complaining but I mean, I feel self conscious going without a shirt so :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (KZzsI)
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Is this before or after I paid off an accuser and was impeached for lying under oath regarding a dominant, degrading, sexual relationship involving another young girl?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (xVQEQ)
Still, ......... we can all form our own opinions.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (M/9m0)
Yeah, I don't think anything will happen to anyone. Aside from Ghislaine's impending suicide.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
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Wait! I thought Jack's Island had young Nick Noltes running around. That's a horse of a different cow.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:
And a lousy legislature.
Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (EiNjl)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)
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We're just not as tough as out forebears. My grandfather was mowing when a piece of wire hit him in the face and went through his cheek. He drove the tractor to the barn and I ran to see about him. When I got to the barn, he'd taken a swig of purple horse medicine and was squirting it out the hole in his cheek. He didn't go to the doctor.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: LOL at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (EiNjl)
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Yes, to match the lousy governor.
Hopefully we can fix both next year.
.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:41 PM (/669Q)
Still, ......... we can all form our own opinions.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (M/9m0)
Yeah, I don't think anything will happen to anyone. Aside from Ghislaine's impending suicide.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (9hauA)
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The fact that she's still alive just means they haven't found the dead man's switch that releases all the video.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:41 PM (CAJOC)
I'm gonna say "hell no" but it makes him sound all investigatey and reportery instead of a dimwitted pretty face
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:37 PM (KZzsI)
Not sure I would call the penniless man's George Clooney a pretty face, but to each xir own.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:41 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)
Unpopular opinion: maybe it's because I grew up in another culture and I am my weird self, but I find wearing a bikini to be like parading around in my bra and panties. Hence my always wearing a one piece (well, that and my tummy).
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:35 PM (9hauA)
That pretty much is what a bikini is to be fair.
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 08:41 PM (Zm+LZ)
But at the same time, SOMEONE was and still is abusing these girls. So there are guilty parties. And the shockingly obvious pattern of wiping out witnesses, evidence, and intimidating people is clear: people who are very powerful and connected want this to go away and they are guilty as hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:41 PM (KZzsI)
Lucky for that blue dress.
Posted by: Michael Scott at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (2DOZq)
My partner in Australia swears that a couple years ago in his town there were not 1 but two people who were taken to the hospital for trying to use their lawn movers to trim bushes. Multiple fingers didn't make it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)
They make good antizombie weapons. See Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)
*nudges bag under couch*
*wipes mouth with sleeve*
...no.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (t+qrx)
Off the wall question but has white chocolate been removed from stores.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)
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Can't be removed fast enough. Parents who hate their children give them white chocolate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: blaster
Thanks, but it's OK. The position doesn't pay enough to put up with the cost of living and the politics. Metro Atlanta is bad enough!
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:43 PM (OQcPl)
Could Acosta be telling the truth? (I'd bet not; he probably left Epstein alone after being told how much money he gives Dems.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Epstein probably was working for one or more intelligence agencies.
But I don't see where Acosta's name comes up, other than in Acosta's massive ego fantasy.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 08:43 PM (hku12)
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He knew it would give him the power of the conquered finger.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: Kathysaysso at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (nNo7P)
That's what you want. This is what you will get.
https://tinyurl.com/y6owoun5
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)
Was talking to my neighbor about this yesterday. With the lockdown, people have been out and exercising. Dudes usually wear the long shorts and a tank top or t-shirt. Sometimes they go shirtless.
Women are running in a sports bra and panties.
Don't get mad when I stare at you because you're bouncing them titties down the sidewalk in your bra and panties.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (JKNZq)
If it was a white chocolate ice cream bar on a nude beach in Chantilly VA, we could start tying the thread up here.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (t+qrx)
> Bill Clinton spokesperson Angel Urea says Bill Clinton never visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.
As someone on Twatter said, Bill Clinton would lie about being Bill Clinton, and his sycophants would believe it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 07:20 PM (unn44)
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Seriously, is this person's name really "Angel Urea," as in, "the carbamide found in the piss of angels?"
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (+3rQF)
Off the wall question but has white chocolate been removed from stores.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)
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Can't be removed fast enough. Parents who hate their children give them white chocolate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (mht8P)
Dark chocolate is terrible. White chocolate is merely inferior.
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 08:45 PM (Zm+LZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y6owoun5
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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*cancels flight to Jack's Island*
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:45 PM (/669Q)
Sure.
If by Nick Nolte you mean Hirsute Jerry Nadler Body Doubles.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:45 PM (ApYfY)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (lgiXo)
They're not embarrassed.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm going to believe I imagined reading and then copying and pasting this to retain any hope for the future.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (9hauA)
Could Acosta be telling the truth? (I'd bet not; he probably left Epstein alone after being told how much money he gives Dems.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
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Heh.
There are more than a few Cuban exiles who believe Acosta himself "belongs to intelligence" --- but in his case, on the Cuban side.
This has a been a rumor going way back before he had national prominence, BTW.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2020 08:47 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
I trust NOTHING that comes out of Jm J Acosta's mouth. I could be standing in the rain and he would tell me it's raining and I would question it.
He's ruined ANY credibility he may've had at some point.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (lgiXo)
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"What would you do at a Klondike bar?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:47 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
My toes on my right foot are kinda gnarly though, i got a foot fungus from somewhere and the nails are nasty and like a quarter inch thick
Not something you hope anyone ever sees.
I remember having warts when I was in high school, no clue where they came from. So I am so embarrassed and self conscious about them, we got some of this creme you can put on them taht's basically acid that melts them away. But it also marks each one bright white
So I went to school with this crap on me and everyone noticed the warts. Nobody even knew I had them before that. Thanks, medicine, like I wasn't already the weirdo in school nobody talked to
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (3vIkC)
Italian beef, with hot & sweet peppers, quart of milk.
Worked for me, back in the day ... and working across the street from Mr Beef on Orleans helped.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (OWgiM)
But your looking? I doubt she cares. If she did she'd wear a tshirt.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (nRWPy)
Like the taste of cilantro there seems to be some genetic switch for people with chocolate. They either LOVVVE IT ALMOST SEXUALLY or can take or leave it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (KZzsI)
I'm going to believe I imagined reading and then copying and pasting this to retain any hope for the future.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:46 PM (9hauA)
They do around here, whether they can pull it off or not. Then get pissed when you break your neck watching them go by.
You don't want me looking, put on some normal clothes.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (TOyHQ)
"Angel" in the Miltonic sense.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2020 07:18 PM (ykYG2)
Is that "Urea" or "Urethra"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (Pkffp)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
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Exactly what we would expect of a Viking queen.
To the re-education camps you go!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:50 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:51 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/y6owoun5
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
I'll be REAL good from now on, mista Kates.
Posted by: Reggie Hammond at July 31, 2020 08:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (KZzsI)
I actually actively dislike milk and dark chocolate, with a few exceptions. For some reason, I can manage chocolate cake that isn't too chocolatey. But generally I can't stand the stuff.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (B7KlG)
LOL Everyone I know had a crush on Nolte. It was all downhill after the DUI (probably before.) Now I get the feeling he just doesn't care anymore.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/Homeless-Nick
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (554XU)
Trump, take note.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
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I too prefer quantities that don't brag on themselves.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (wPVhA)
where DO you live?
Posted by: vmom 2020 cancel all pronouns at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (TOyHQ)
Suburbia, North Texas.
Posted by: Reggie Hammond at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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The universe is so bizarre sometimes. I hadn't listened to that in years and it came up on a random shuffle today, and now they're mentioned in the HQ comments.
(Also Nitzer Ebb, who I had completely forgotten about.)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:53 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
Those words... they look like English, but put together that way it seems like it must be some strange language with which I am not familiar.
And as is known in all the lands, white chocolate, isn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 08:53 PM (hku12)
Ohio Pharmacy Board withdraws rule barring use of HCQ to treat coronavirus.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 08:42 PM (Okeht)
*******
Because of DeWine told them too
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 08:54 PM (1Dmt5)
(Also Nitzer Ebb, who I had completely forgotten about.)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:53 PM (xVQEQ)
Relatively easy to do, to be honest.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:54 PM (sWM8x)
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Yeah, but they were fun to remember for the snapshot in time.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
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Exactly what we would expect of a Viking queen.
To the re-education camps you go!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 08:50 PM (M/9m0)
When I turn Greenland into my dream white supremacist state (despite the dearth of actual white people - but we shall prevail! Anyway) only white chocolate shall be permitted in my kingdom. The possession of dark chocolate by unauthorized persons shall be punishable by imprisonment in my labor camps or death.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 08:32 PM (554XU)
Trump, take note.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 31, 2020 08:52 PM (H8QX
*********
It is easy to say what you are going to do, or say someone else should do. like going on a diet, quitting smoking what have ya
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (ApYfY)
Posted by: notsothoreau
I watched a guy stand in line patiently while 4 or 5 patients went through all the insurance paperwork bull crap until he got to the front of the line.
"Can I help you?", the nurse at the counter said, with all the vim and helpfulness of a postal clerk.
"Yeah. Can you sew this back on?" said the man in bloody clothes as he opened his thumbless hand and set a handkerchief full of ice and human thumb on the counter. As this point, she did pull her head out of whatever snit she was taking out on the patients and he was in motion with a whole crew of medics in about 40 seconds.
Posted by: Dr F-Ouchy at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (XhWtx)
When he got pulled over he was filming the Hulk, playing that lunatic scientist with the messy hair. I think Nolte is pretty method so he was probably in character pretty hardcore at the time.
But like Mickey Rourke I think he's just going with how he looks as he ages and hell with it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jean
None. It's a civil engineering position at Wood. I'm not applying for it. I can't afford the area, even with a better salary. I think I'll stick to GA, TN, or AL. Cost of living is less.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 08:54 PM (sWM8x)
Bad part for me is, like a good cheesecake, a sweaty woman is my downfall.
And I don't mean the binge eater meat sweats.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fCipql58x0
Ray Parker Jr always seemed awful slippery to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (1Dmt5)
Cavalry battle near there in the Civil War, IIRC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)
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It was a vicious clash in a driving rainstorm between a couple of infantry divisions on both sides. The Feds lost two of their better divisional commanders: Phil Kearney and Isaac Stephens.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (9hauA)
Well that makes sense, in a sense. Because Greenland, isn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)
If women dressed like in the 1950s forever that would be just fine for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
Pull your head out of your ass, Paul. AP has been a known terminal TDS victim for years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 08:58 PM (wPVhA)
Ray Parker Jr always seemed awful slippery to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Who ya gonna call?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fCipql58x0
Ray Parker Jr always seemed awful slippery to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)
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Ray Parker, Jr. sang something besides Ghostbusters? Huh. Learn something new every day.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (CAJOC)
either poorly endowed and theyre jiggling not bouncing, OR she needs a
new sports bra.
I heard "titties" and "bouncing".
I think there may have been more.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (luzVb)
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Ha. With the exception of Front 242 I rarely miss a month without listening to those, even if it's accidentally.
Looking back Pailhead was likely my favorite band/album for years. Damn if those two didn't figure it out for that one.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (xVQEQ)
That's pretty much exactly what I look like.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
I love 50s fashion. Very feminine and pretty.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (/669Q)
Chocolate only comes in two genders: milk chocolate and dark.
Inventing new genders of chocolate is a social construct of recent origin. I mean, the stuff is fine, as far as it goes, but it's the Bruce Jenner of chocolate. Call it whatever you want, that doesn't make it so.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (hku12)
If women dressed like in the 1950s forever that would be just fine for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
As long as rockabilly counts, I'm in. I mean, I'm in if it doesn't, I just insist that it be included.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (xVQEQ)
I think there may have been more.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (luzVb)
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You're just like the dog from The Far Side.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:00 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
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Were there flip flops in that picture? I didn't notice.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (xVQEQ)
LOL
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (qM84C)
new to the barrel
can i come out now?
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 06:09 PM (DtYa1)
Duuuuude! Ok, you're new, but people generally forget that shit in 100 comments. You make a show of going in the barrel, comment on how nasty it is, and then sneak away as soon as you're forgotten.
btw, I hope you cleaned.
Posted by: JUdge Foghorn, Senator Leghorn at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (/669Q)
*types*
*deletes*
Damn...high...hanging...pitch...
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (NWiLs)
But I revisit that late 80s industrial at least 2 times a year.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (ApYfY)
But your looking? I doubt she cares. If she did she'd wear a tshirt.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 08:49 PM (nRWPy)
If they're there, no bra is gonna keep them from bouncing when running.
And most of them get pissed for dudes looking at them. PERVERT!!!!! SEXIST!!!!! Blah blah blah.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Y'all Greenland Peoples need to DEMAND some serious damn Global Warmening.
#climatejustice
Posted by: Miklos aspiring TV Mexican Weathergirl at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (luzVb)
either poorly endowed and theyre jiggling not bouncing, OR she needs a
new sports bra.
I heard "titties" and "bouncing".
I think there may have been more.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 08:59 PM (luzVb)
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There was jiggling, too. Don't forget the jiggling!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (CAJOC)
Now THAT'S and accurate rendition.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)
or nekkid
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 08:55 PM (9hauA)
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Keep Greenland white!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (M/9m0)
For the most part, yeah.
Love and Rockets was what fell out of Bauhaus when they split.
BTW - I know. I am an ass and I owe you some LPs that I have promised.
I finally got a new shipment of sleeves so I can clean those Barbara Streisand and asst'd weird shit I promised you.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (ApYfY)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)
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Of course.
How was Insom pronouncing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (3vIkC)
there was "jiggling"...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (luzVb)
https://youtu.be/1UybDydQpNY
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:02 PM (CAJOC)
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Gainaxing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)
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Elsewise, I believe.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (frO9V)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (x47TP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:20
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There was a made-for-TV movie a long while back called "Dark Night of the Scarecrow", I believe. Had a scene where a guy basically drowned in a grain silo. That one really freaked me out.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020
Farming is a dangerous occupation, did it for 32 yrs. Still alive and have all my digits, unlike some of my family. And the guy that did my combining had a nephew die in a grain bin accident.
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (NUe40)
#climatejustice
Posted by: Miklos aspiring TV Mexican Weathergirl at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (QzkSJ)
I flew over part of Greenland last year. It was a glorious mass of white, perfect for my planned white supremacist paradise. Global warming would ruin everything!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 31, 2020 09:01 PM (qM84C)
Classy!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (hku12)
Mary is SO RIGHT!!!
And Mary, your Birkenstock that somehow ended up on our walnut tree is Blossoming! The State Health people were here again. Could you talk to them?
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)
or nekkid
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (z79tQ)
I've been known to hand a woman an empty package and ask them to put on what's inside.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)
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Of course.
How was Insom pronouncing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)
No doubt she was thinking of something lewd again. The perv.
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (Zm+LZ)
Ditto.
I also have chocolate virtue
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:07 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:07 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 09:07 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:05 PM (9hauA)
If you plant cotton it could be white again. Besides, planting cotton is a white supremacy thing to do.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (rw1l7)
I will get them out on Monday.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (a+G5Z)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)
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Could I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: Larry Kroger at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)
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Of course.
How was Insom pronouncing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)
Like a Chinese English language teacher discussing her favorite caffeinated soft drink.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (hku12)
When I got to home depot, I pulled up the list and it said,
sand paper
Spackle
Light bulbs
White cock
Blue tape
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)
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Of course.
How was Insom pronouncing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)
No doubt she was thinking of something lewd again. The perv.
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:06 PM (Zm+LZ)
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I'm sure Insom was just trying to make a Chamber of Commerce joke.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (0jZnq)
Just whine about hpw the barrel is nasty and the deep cleaning Nurse Ratched executed has worn off.
Garrett & peebles have cum stained the place up and get out of there.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (VcFUs)
Could I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: Larry Kroger at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (wPVhA)
For some reason, that made this pop in my head.
https://youtu.be/BZlxvn_jWgM
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ditto.
I also have chocolate virtue
~~~~~
As do I, having just finished a Share Size bag of M&Ms without sharing.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (sGotD)
When I got to home depot, I pulled up the list and it said,
sand paper
Spackle
Light bulbs
White cock
Blue tape
Systemically Racist
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (ApYfY)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 09:09 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)
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Of course.
How was Insom pronouncing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)
Like a Chinese English language teacher discussing her favorite caffeinated soft drink.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (hku12)
Oops! Korean...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqKaM9Y9_VE
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (hku12)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
What kind of Chamber, and what kind of Commerce?
Posted by: Miklos, that one eyebrow raised at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)
sand paper
Spackle
Light bulbs
White cock
Blue tape
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (nRWPy)
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White caulk is fine but you can get black caulk in the larger sizes.
Posted by: Isaac Hayes at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (wPVhA)
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Another one that fascinates me is Controlled Bleeding. I only have one album (copy of a copy and I don't even know the name), but I'm reluctant to find more stuff online and ruin my opinion of them.
Regardless, their stuff from the early to mid 80s could easily pass for something created in the last decade.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (VcFUs)
With the move, Isaac becomes the first NBA player to stand during the national anthem since the restart. During Thursday's game, every coach and player on the Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, New Orleans Pelicans and Utah Jazz took a knee
He then spoke about his faith, saying he believes the answer to getting past all the evils of our society - including racism - is "the gospel."
Isaac echoed that sentiment in an interview with Click Orlando in June. In that interview, Isaac addressed George Floyd's murder, racism in the United States and police brutality, saying he believes the "answer is Jesus." Isaac is an ordained minister
One good man in a sea of shitheads
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 09:11 PM (mMGWD)
Posted by: IrishEi
It's people like you what cause Unrest!
Posted by: Miklos, harrumphifying at July 31, 2020 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Isaac Hayes at July 31, 2020 09:10 PM (wPVhA)
It's twue!
It's twue!
Posted by: Lily von Schtupp at July 31, 2020 09:11 PM (AiZBA)
Basically was a full sonic assault, but with a melody and beat you could sometimes dance to. Interesting. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)
The James Madison, swears it is the bestest movie ever.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (VcFUs)
With the move, Isaac becomes the first NBA player to stand during the national anthem since the restart. During Thursday's game, every coach and player on the Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, New Orleans Pelicans and Utah Jazz took a knee
He then spoke about his faith, saying he believes the answer to getting past all the evils of our society - including racism - is "the gospel."
Isaac echoed that sentiment in an interview with Click Orlando in June. In that interview, Isaac addressed George Floyd's murder, racism in the United States and police brutality, saying he believes the "answer is Jesus." Isaac is an ordained minister
One good man in a sea of shitheads
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 09:11 PM (mMGWD)
If it was good enough to save Sodom and Gomorrah it's good enough to save the NBA. One man was good enough to save S&G right?
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (Zm+LZ)
sand paper
Spackle
Light bulbs
White cock
Blue tape
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 31, 2020 09:08 PM (nRWPy)
Dick fat and white cock in the SAME DAY?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Spackle
Light bulbs
White cock
Blue tape
Posted by: dagny
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We are non-judgmental here. Whatever makes you happy.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: Dr. Miguelito Lurkless at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Basically was a full sonic assault, but with a melody and beat you could sometimes dance to. Interesting. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)
I think they recently did a pro Antifa song.
Was out on them after that.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (Zm+LZ)
Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy
They're laughing just like hungry dogs in the street
Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat
Posted by: the otter at July 31, 2020 09:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (AiZBA)
i leave and come back and its R rated
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (bg4qY)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (xVQEQ)
Things are highly fucked up with an increasing chance of fucktosis and partly fuckuloid with a continued chance of fuckery throughout the afternoon.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (luzVb)
Basically was a full sonic assault, but with a melody and beat you could sometimes dance to. Interesting. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Ministry was basically wave pop until they went full industrial. They did both well. Here's their industrial best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Eve at July 31, 2020 09:15 PM (L5yo0)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:15 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)
i leave and come back and its R rated
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:14 PM (bg4qY)
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It's always R rated or worse. You just have to learn the code...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:15 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Bert G, new podisode at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: New Thread at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)
still learning
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (bg4qY)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:16 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (xVQEQ)
my two centz on gunz and antifa
yeah...they're not playing. They don't mind being shot...I mean they do individually in the sense that an egg being made into an omellete would have liked to have seen Montana...to raise rabbits and such...BUT if one of them dies in a glorious public relations disaster for whitey or trump or capitalism, then so be it. They don't mind martyring.
Also, when you own the ground game, with a crew of crazy people running 10 deep, who are armed with weapons and shields and mace...you can take your chances. You'll be beating up most folks one on 10. And gun owners won't be dumb enough to get caught up in that.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (rnk6i)
***********
Peter Murphy was the lead singer of Bauhaus, the other 3 members became Love & Rockets. Peter Murphy had a great song Cuts You Up
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: eastofsuez at July 31, 2020 08:08 PM (U2zca)
Rule .303
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (coG5i)
Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:18 PM (wPVhA)
Yeah. Murphy went solo and the Band didn't break up.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:18 PM (ApYfY)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:19 PM (CAJOC)
There was a made-for-TV movie a long while back called "Dark Night
of the Scarecrow", I believe. Had a scene where a guy basically drowned
in a grain silo. That one really freaked me out.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 08:23 PM (CAJOC)
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This happens for real. Happened to a local kid when I was in school, he was a grade or two ahead of me. Every bit as horrifying as you'd think.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 31, 2020 09:19 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 09:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JROD
I've seen things man. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:19 PM (6WCwE)
The funny thing is that he makes excellent fun of wokeness while being able to pass for a pantifa member.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:19 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (Zm+LZ)
Nope. He left with his family while fire and brimstone rained down. Wife turned into a salt lick. Sound familiar?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:20 PM (z79tQ)
Saw them with Thrill Kill Kult at The Limelight.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:20 PM (ApYfY)
Then there is no new thread then there is
Posted by: Donovan at July 31, 2020 09:20 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (bg4qY)
Posted by: Maj. Miklos Kong at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (MVjcR)
Also Chemlab.
(looks for homemade FUCK ART LET'S KILL t-shirt)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (xVQEQ)
Heretic! Dark chocolate is the food of the gods on Mount Olympus.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (rnk6i)
Someone of a particular bent would think that the beauty of a firearm is not having to get caught up in that.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (MVjcR)
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Yes, we have no new thread or bananas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 09:17 PM (1Dmt5)
That entire Peter Murphy album (Deep) was pretty good. Love and Rockets had some great jams too.
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (MVjcR)
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At present, the new thread sighting remains unconfirmed.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Weasel
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It was there and now, nope.
So - a Heisenberg Thread I guess. Or Schrodinger's Cat thread or something.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 08:13 PM (lgiXo)
Had an oilpatch co-worker who died in a PTO mishap. Last time I saw him at the rig, he said to me, "You know, Peon, I have to quit this oilfield shit, or I'm going to have a heart attack."
Hell of a way to avoid a heart attack. RIP, Lyle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (coG5i)
Heretic! Dark chocolate is the food of the gods on Mount Olympus.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (HaL55)
Isn't white chocolate just lard and sugar?
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (d1uFV)
(looks for homemade FUCK ART LET'S KILL t-shirt)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (xVQEQ)
Chemlab.
https://youtu.be/aXEz9gSlQhA
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (Zz0t1)
At the Rock and Roll Church. It was a scene, man.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (ApYfY)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (luzVb)
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No gnood
Is good gnood
with Gary Gnood@
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:12 PM (Zm+LZ)
Nope. He left with his family while fire and brimstone rained down. Wife turned into a salt lick. Sound familiar?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 09:20 PM (z79tQ)
I thought they just broke up and did that Central Park reunion gig in 1981.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (y5oH4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (frO9V)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:22 PM (luzVb)
It WAS there.
Then, just like that, it was gone.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: logprof at July 31, 2020 09:21 PM (oZuI0)
That's the joke.
Hi logprof!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:25 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:25 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Urban legend. Conspiracies! There's red yarn on the corkboard and none of it intersects with a new thread!
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 09:25 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:25 PM (CAJOC)
Way to ruin my buzz, man.
Just when I thought I was special.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)
To the labor camps with you!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:25 PM (CAJOC)
"Cool Kids" only.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (y5oH4)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)
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Almond milk can't be real milk because almonds don't have nipples.
Food subterfuges. I hate them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (wPVhA)
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And by "good man" they just meant one guy that didn't want to rape the two men stopping by the house, right?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (HxL16)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
yes
its fabulous and the best
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (bg4qY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)
To the labor camps with you!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (9hauA)
What kind of labor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
It was THERE!
I SWEAR!!!!
You gotta BELIEVE ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (rnk6i)
What kind of labor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)
Barista.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
There was a nood, I saw it. I was there. I barely escaped with my life.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (t+qrx)
820 Did...did we lose a thread?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 31, 2020 09:23 PM (d1uFV)
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It was just a random clump of words.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (RuIsu)
Delaware Senator Chris Coons was at the groundbreaking ceremony - and says the hangar won't just enable more maintenance to be done. It will also help to protect C5A aircraft on the base -which are the biggest aircraft in the Air Force. "For twenty years, the tails of the largest aircraft in the entire inventory of the United States Air Force - the C5A - have been out in the rain, the wind, the snow, and the cold," said Sen. Coons.
They are building one maintenance hanger, not a garage for all of the aircraft. And Dover has had C5s for 45 years, not 20. And they are not C5As anymore, they are C5Ms. All of this should be pretty common knowledge for a delaware senator. Part of Bidens charm is he would have handled events like this with ease and not sounded like a box of dicks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Conspiracy Theorist Miklos at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
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It's like a laser pointer and a herd of cats. We all run to the new thread. No new thread? We all run back here.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (ApYfY)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)
I SWEAR!!!!
You gotta BELIEVE ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
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sponge was trying to get a first
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (bg4qY)
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Ha. A few months ago Dave posted an image of an angel and God having a discussion about almond milk, soy milk, etc.
"What? I gave them like a half dozen animals to provide milk to them?"
"Yes, but they don't think that milk is good enough."
"Oh, I see. That milk's not good enough."
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (HxL16)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Okeht)
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Just a few more weeks of holding a death grip around the neck of the economy and we'll all be fine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (wPVhA)
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And by "good man" they just meant one guy that didn't want to rape the two men stopping by the house, right?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (HxL16)
He did try to stop them from going into town because he knew the town would try to mob-rape them.
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)
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And by "good man" they just meant one guy that didn't want to rape the two men stopping by the house, right?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (HxL16)
Not exactly. He wouldn't send out the two men stopping by the house to be raped by the mob. But he did offer the mob his virgin daughters as an attempt to placate them. So Lot was still kind of a sack of shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (rnk6i)
But if he kneeled for the anthem, it's all ok....
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (3vIkC)
sponge was trying to get a first
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (bg4qY)
When it was there, I was actually first loser.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 09:29 PM (AiZBA)
Hit men should have a version of GoFundMe.
"GoOffMe"
I would provide a credit card.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (dUJdY)
Inexplicably, the dumpster fire that is the CDC has actually been forced to acknowledge that C19 is no risk for school-age kids (not sure they've admitted that transmission from kids is not a thing, which has also been shown), and that schools should open. Even with bogus "precautions" (bogus because, for the billionth time, the "risk" is sub-flu for students and many adults, and no more than flu for the rest of the adults).
I've been thinking the school issue might be a handy litmus test to see just how far gone the country is. Too many people too badly affected by (indefensible) school closures for it to pass like most atrocities do lately (doesn't affect me, tomorrow, the "news" didn't tell me about it, meh). The teacher's unions putting on an outlandish freak show (demanding "racial justice", climate action, benefits for illegals, and return of the Golan Heights to Syria - OK that last one I added myself) should sharpen the test even more.
Guess we'll see soon.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (OTzUX)
Just a few more weeks of holding a death grip around the neck of the economy and we'll all be fine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:28 PM (wPVhA)
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Restart economy to install COVID-20.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (mMGWD)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
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IM NOT A LOSER !!!!
DAMNIT
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (bg4qY)
Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (RuIsu)
It was about how reporters and liberal politicians are scum.
Also about how rioters are scum.
Also about how the guy in Texas got blown to hell where he will burn for eternity in screaming writhing agony (so basically like being around female liberal protesters) by a good guy who will be praised by the Lord in the end for defending himself and sending a lesser demon to hell and nothingness like he deserved.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (x47TP)
What kind of labor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)
Barista.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
That's not that bad. Though I was hoping I'd be responsible for servicing her all-female Amazonian bodyguard corps.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Okeht)
Yes, because the founder of a software company should tell me what human virus I should be afraid of.
FUCK OFF and DIE, you evil prick bastard.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
It was THERE!
I SWEAR!!!!
You gotta BELIEVE ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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You wanna see something *really* scary?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (frO9V)
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (rnk6i)
Ugh!
Rilly?
Guess I'll just watch old classic games or something. that's some retard shit there.
Srlsy, never been one of those "boycott all the things", but this is fucking gawdam weetawd shit. I will watch them good old timey sports movies rather than subject myself to this boo-shit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (x8Wzq)
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hahaha
So you're saying 2000/day out of 320M+ people?
Say Bill, go back a decade and tell me how many people die every day already.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (HxL16)
That's not that bad. Though I was hoping I'd be responsible for servicing her all-female Amazonian bodyguard corps.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)
But you have to talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded while you poor shitty coffee.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (Zz0t1)
And this, children, concludes our Evening of Bible studies with Insomniac. Tune in next week for new and exciting interpretations of the holy text !
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)
"GoOffMe"
Posted by: deplorable unperson
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You know that thing we was talking about? You know - the thing. Yeah. It's done.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Mookie at July 31, 2020 09:32 PM (3vIkC)
As every good Moron should
It came, and it went
Ace says "get bent"
When ONT shows, all good
Posted by: Miklos, enjoying such language like English at July 31, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)
As every good Moron should
It came, and it went
Ace says "get bent"
When ONT shows, all good
Posted by: Miklos, enjoying such language like English at July 31, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)
BURMA SHAVE
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)
It's amazing. The basic behavior of a viral epidemic, well understood for ages, is apparently a complete mystery to Gates, the IMHE, and most of the CDC and certainly the WH task force.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2020 09:35 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Amigo, I can't. You always claim to be First when you ain't. So what can I conclude from that ??
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: runner
That our Sponge is incurably optimistic?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)
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I can't see it. He really needs to go with a female.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (wPVhA)
I SWEAR!!!!
You gotta BELIEVE ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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You probably saw Venus.
https://youtu.be/OYYyUFb2wCQ
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (CAJOC)
for ages, is apparently a complete mystery to Gates, the IMHE, and most
of the CDC and certainly the WH task force.
Yep. I can't recall any time when we've quarantined healthy people because of the flu.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2020 09:37 PM (XhWtx)
So I'm not the only one who thinks Biden's VP pick might be Michelle Obama.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)
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I've changed my mind and decided that this is possible, if for no other reason that when Prezzy Slow Joe inevitably has that "tragic heart attack" on about day 4 of his term, she would become President and allow the 0bamas to rub the Clintons' noses in that turd pie for all eternity.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 31, 2020 09:37 PM (+3rQF)
https://youtu.be/OYYyUFb2wCQ
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (CAJOC)
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Keep an eye on him. If he starts building a replica of Devils Tower out of mashed potatoes, call in the professionals.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:38 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)
yes
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)
https://youtu.be/OYYyUFb2wCQ
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (CAJOC)
I was expecting that link to end up here instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4cyOidePGQ
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:39 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Cicero
And bring a fork (or spork, I'm not judge-y that way).
Posted by: Miklos, repasting at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (frO9V)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I don't think Michelle will listen to Valeri Jarrett as well as Barky did.
Posted by: boomers remember stuff at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (+U5Yr)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
He's crazy boys. Lock 'im up in the rubber room next door to the crazy Chappaqua bitch who thinks she's president.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (yQpMk)
The Matrix is trying to reset.
Probably best if you don't go to sleep tonight. Tomorrow you'll wake up with vague memories of some sort of plague, Donald J Trump was president, murder hornets and whatnot.
No one will believe you.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (rw1l7)
committed to a POC gal. And the ones that are available are scary as fuck. No churchy POC's for the DNC, I guess.
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 31, 2020 09:40 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:41 PM (zr5Kq)
https://youtu.be/OYYyUFb2wCQ
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (CAJOC)
I was expecting that link to end up here instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4cyOidePGQ
Posted by: hogmartin at July 31, 2020 09:39 PM (t+qrx)
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Weird Al included that song in one of his polkas. I can't listen to it without accordian now.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 09:41 PM (CAJOC)
Watching her "documentary." It's totally a campaign video.
Posted by: PJ at July 31, 2020 09:41 PM (qlTN9)
But I know she is way too woke for that, so, ahhh, no.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 31, 2020 09:42 PM (oHt/4)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 09:42 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 09:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)
I do not. Mooch is way too lazy, and addicted to never having to pick up the check at a restaurant for the rest of her life.
I'm Mike Obama. Feed me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at July 31, 2020 09:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: harley at July 31, 2020 09:43 PM (bg4qY)
I would provide a credit card.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 09:30 PM (luzVb)
Provide a list of names, anyone can enter a name, with a donate box. When the set amount is reached a contract is issued.
_Fellini
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 09:43 PM (Okeht)
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:36 PM (HaL55)
There is absolutely nothing about the handling of COVID-19 that makes scientific sense or indicates a rational approach to surviving it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 31, 2020 09:44 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)
Obligatory Horde question: Was she nekkid?
Posted by: Fox2! at July 31, 2020 09:46 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 09:46 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Al Unsure at July 31, 2020 10:23 PM (Jib4S)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 10:47 PM (0OmEj)
That there looks like a flying fox-a fruit bat.
Look at the forelimb. Though one needs a better look ,there are tell tale signs of wings visible through the wrapping cloth.
Posted by: lucifer at August 01, 2020 08:22 AM (7Slt7)
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at August 01, 2020 09:32 AM (yHLc/)
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