Democrat AWFL Karens: AG Barr Mansplained to Us and Manspread All Over the Capitol

Nothing says "strong, empowered woman" like whining like a little girl for Daddy to come protect you literally every fucking five minutes.

These smelly bitches did nothing but attack this man yesterday and then refuse to let him respond -- but now they're out there whining petulantly that The Bad Man Laughed At Us and "Talked Over Us" While We Were Group-Defaming Him.


Posted by: Ace at 09:06 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2020 08:06 PM (Ojki1)

2 From the future

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (Ojki1)

3 Guess I'll get the corgis

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2020 08:07 PM (Ojki1)

4 centered

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (JKNZq)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (Mc0CN)

6 The most centrist blog on the Net!

Posted by: trev006 at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (A6Wna)

7 I give you equality.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (3LBaY)

8 Middle

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (rcVZ0)

9 Centered!

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 29, 2020 08:08 PM (VcFUs)

10 My balls smell of musk. May I bathe them in your eye leakage?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:09 PM (9oAtN)

11 In fairness, "Strong, Empowered women" in media are all Mary Sue who are never challenged, so reality is a bit of a disappointment for them.

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2020 08:09 PM (Ojki1)

12 coulda been a contender but I do feel centered.

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at July 29, 2020 08:09 PM (+U5Yr)

13 So, the response to their staged tantrum was bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2020 08:09 PM (cI3Q7)

14 ^
^^
^^^
^^^^

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 29, 2020 08:09 PM (VcFUs)

15 ABLE WAS I TIL I SAW ELBA

A MAN A PLAN PANAMA

RACECAR

MOM

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 29, 2020 08:09 PM (SRRAx)

16 This is better than the nasty left justification I have been getting on WZs the last couple days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (cI3Q7)

17 ERE

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (SRRAx)

18
^
^^
^^^
^^^^

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (VcFUs)

19 Nothing says "strong, empowered woman" like whining like a little girl for Daddy to come protect you literally every fucking five minutes. -- Ace

Word.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (BRkq2)

20 Having trouble finding my center.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (/Ki9y)

21 M
U
S
K
Y

B
A
L
L
S

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (9oAtN)

22 Barr is amazing; I can't believe how chill he is in the face of hours of that crap.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (dOV9E)

23 Is this justified??

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (hbjKv)

24 I apparently have the chops to be AG, because I'd have laughed in that bitch's face the whole time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2020 08:10 PM (H5knJ)

25 Nein

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 08:11 PM (hbjKv)

26 Things fall apart; the center cannot hold

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:11 PM (dOV9E)

27 CANAL

Boy, I screwed those up......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 29, 2020 08:11 PM (SRRAx)

28 Calm down !

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 08:11 PM (2DOZq)

29 Their folds smell of Elmers Glue and old cheese.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 08:12 PM (vamgx)

30 Come on Ace.

Be better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:12 PM (9oAtN)

31 w
h
y
?

Posted by: Chico Escuela: Vidas Negras Cuentan at July 29, 2020 08:12 PM (/bKlZ)

32 She looks like another one of those Nurx chicks that cannot possibly need birth control...

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 08:12 PM (3vIkC)

33 These bushes just want to be the center of attention.


Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 08:12 PM (EiNjl)

34 This is a punishment from aliens.

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (hbjKv)

35 That Dean woman is a terror.

She's literally what I see in my nightmares. And daymares because she is exactly like every woman I know.

Dear God, I need to move.

I like the centering! very design-y

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (j9HX3)

36
Where do they dredge up people like this? I always thought they were smart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (mht8P)

37 A
L
I
E
N
S

Posted by: Chico Escuela: Vidas Negras Cuentan at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (/bKlZ)

38 She literally asks him a question at the ten second mark and then says I DIDN'T ASK YOU A QUESTION SIR!!!

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (3LBaY)

39
Barr is amazing; I can't believe how chill he is in the face of hours of that crap.
Posted by: Splunge

=========

That chill concerns me. Like he'll be chillily announcing the charges just as Pennsylvania comes in for Biden.

Then he'll be interviewed in February by Sharyl Attkisson saying in his chill, regretful tone, "Justice was denied."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (G51Gf)

40 Barr is the shit.

You can tell the guy has listened to stupid bitches prattle on, all irrational, before.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 08:14 PM (/Ki9y)

41 Carrying on from the previous post, the particular alien Kirk is banging tonight is one of his hotter conquests...

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 08:14 PM (3vIkC)

42 RBG cardiac surgery

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2020 08:14 PM (j5am2)

43 And
So
It
Begins

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at July 29, 2020 08:14 PM (UAMe5)

44
Actually, take a close look. We're not only centered, we're indented.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:14 PM (G51Gf)

45 This is why people don't take women seriously.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 29, 2020 08:14 PM (+v+zN)

46 Good. They completely deserved to be laughed at with their stupid "I"m reclaiming my time" redundant screeds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 08:14 PM (oDRcK)

47 HARD to believe this witch represents me in Congress

Posted by: Mickey Mantool at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (qJOQv)

48 Dayum I missed the aliens thread

Then again, if I was an alien, I'd dodge the thread too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (Z4rgH)

49 Love it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (8B6Ng)

50 So masks weren't required yesterday because reasons?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (3LBaY)

51 27 CANAL

Boy, I screwed those up......
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 29, 2020 08:11 PM (SRRAx)

----------------------

*A* CANAL

(that is one of my favorite palindromes)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (CAJOC)

52
RBG: The Thing That Would Not Die.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (mht8P)

53 Barr grabbed them by the

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (TOyHQ)

54 Ok. You all know there is no greater advocate for boobs in this august body than I. I am even willing to say that certain artificial enhancements, if done tastefully, are nice.

This story scares the living crap out of me:

https://tinyurl.com/yxdfh59l

I mean, seriously, they are something out of a horror movie. Dolls eyes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (cI3Q7)

55 You do kinda have the sense that Trumps people are ratcheting it up. I hope its true

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (AwPyG)

56 I cunt bring myself to give a slit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (luzVb)

57 This shit is getting boring. Too predictable. Pure desperation.
Trump was here in Texas today. Great speech in Midland.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (Oe4ON)

58 There is nothing more vile on this planet than an old, shrill, Democrat beeyotch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:15 PM (9oAtN)

59 39 That chill concerns me. Like he'll be chillily announcing the charges just as Pennsylvania comes in for Biden.

Then he'll be interviewed in February by Sharyl Attkisson saying in his chill, regretful tone, "Justice was denied."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (G51Gf)


I understand that that's a take a lot of people on our side have. I don't share it. I can only rely on my own judgment, and it tells me that Barr is topnotch, and he likes to win almost as much as Trump does, but he prefers to do it in quiet style, possibly with no credit going to him.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:16 PM (dOV9E)

60 I would have thrown a water bottle at the Dean woman.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 08:16 PM (JKNZq)

61 I think fauci may be onto something. I think she needs a muzzel and goggles.

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 08:16 PM (nzKWW)

62
Angry
White
Fat &
Loud

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 08:16 PM (NWiLs)

63 @41 James T Kirk was no slouch, he always got the hottest aliens

Posted by: Mickey Mantool at July 29, 2020 08:16 PM (qJOQv)

64 I'm reclaiming my dick. Here, have a banana.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2020 08:16 PM (Z4rgH)

65 The comments are centered, but the Posted by: bylines are left-justified.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 29, 2020 08:16 PM (SRRAx)

66 What planet are they from that they think Barr talked over THEM?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 08:17 PM (oDRcK)

67
Wide as Kameltoe's ass

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 08:17 PM (6f16T)

68
RBG cardiac surgery
Posted by: CN

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"to revise a vile duct stent," but -- to dredge up my willowed post --

this RBG thing is getting to be like the cat I had to put down after spending more money and effort on it than I'm going to admit here. Tubes, biopsies, special foods, overnight stints in the ER with fluids, weekly appointments with the very-expensive vet, chemo, a regimen of meds like a heart transpalnt patient, me feeding him from my hand like once every hour. It went on for a year and I finally had to let him go. (Cried my eyes out)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:17 PM (G51Gf)

69 My neighbors voted for this

Posted by: Doc Holiday at July 29, 2020 08:17 PM (qJOQv)

70 Trump tweet:

"If Biden knew how to fix America, why didn't he tell Obama?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (sWM8x)

71 UK paper said cardiac, US papers say nonsurgical stent for pancreas

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (j5am2)

72 42 No she had the stent in her bile duct replaced. It was causing the infection she was hospitalized for a couple of weeks ago. Will be discharged in two days.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (vPfTN)

73 And some women wonder why men are avoiding marriage like a real plague

Posted by: Beartooth at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (IYZ+m)

74 As said this is my embarrasing Congress representative

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (6f16T)

75 RBG cardiac surgery

NON INVASIVE PROCEDURE!
NON INVASIVE!

/FauxSnooz

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (luzVb)

76 who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (h1jJh)

77 70 Trump tweet:

"If Biden knew how to fix America, why didn't he tell Obama?"
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (sWM8x)


SLICE LIKE A HAMMER

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:19 PM (9oAtN)

78 By now RBG's just open up zippers to perform surgery on her.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 29, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)

79 So, she shows him no policy, then asks him about the policy, says she showed it to him, he begins to answer and then says she hasn't asked him a question.

Here's one for you you brainless bitchy bimbo, GFY.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 08:19 PM (8B6Ng)

80 72 42 No she had the stent in her bile duct replaced. It was causing the infection she was hospitalized for a couple of weeks ago. Will be discharged in two days.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (vPfTN)


If it's discharged in two days, they'll just have to replace it again.

(Sorry)

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:19 PM (dOV9E)

81 You don't put an 80 year old woman under the knife unless you need to. Sounds to me like she's in a bad way.

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 08:19 PM (nzKWW)

82 One more time! Top ten minutes of the Barr hearing:

https://tinyurl.com/y42n9r4b

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 08:19 PM (oDRcK)

83 I bet a videotaped conversation between RBG and Joe Biden would be f*cking HILARIOUS.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:19 PM (3LBaY)

84 Philadelphia district?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 29, 2020 08:20 PM (fU1ci)

85 You don't put an 80 year old woman under the knife unless you need to. Sounds to me like she's in a bad way.

-

Stop being so racist. Everyone knows hospitals are perfectly safe place for elderly people right now.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:20 PM (3LBaY)

86 Centered and loving it.

Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2020 08:20 PM (gLRfa)

87 Trump tweet:

"If Biden knew how to fix America, why didn't he tell Obama?"

....


Come on.

Who really thinks there will be debates?

Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 08:20 PM (EiNjl)

88 You don't put an 80 year old woman under the knife unless you need to. Sounds to me like she's in a bad way.
Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 08:19 PM (nzKWW)


I'm guessing her mechanic is out of town.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 08:20 PM (8B6Ng)

89 Philadelphia suburbs Montgomery county

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 08:21 PM (6f16T)

90 42 RBG cardiac surgery
Posted by: CN at July 29, 2020 08:14 PM (j5am2)


Seriously? That can't be good at her age, and given her health history.

If it was anyone else, the death panels would just give her a pill and make her comfortable.

After all, she does have TERMINAL cancer.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 29, 2020 08:21 PM (SRRAx)

91 The center is the best part.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 29, 2020 08:21 PM (w6A0l)

92 Tucker nails it.


The Congressional Shit Show of pretend dumbfuckery while "questioning" their Big Tech paymasters was theater.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:21 PM (luzVb)

93 How can woman be expected to serve in combat roles if they can't take Barr exposing his nutroll and talking over them like he does?

The horror, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2020 08:21 PM (Z+IKu)

94 You don't put an 80 year old woman under the knife unless you need to. Sounds to me like she's in a bad way.

Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 08:19 PM (

87

Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 08:21 PM (EiNjl)

95 Back in the middle with you.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 08:21 PM (TdMsT)

96 Saw that clip earlier over at Insty. LOLed especially at the look on his face when he took a sip of coffee.

Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2020 08:21 PM (gLRfa)

97 At some point, some dude banged this Congress critter and came in her hair.

Then he left and never called again.

What Barr gets is residual hate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:22 PM (9oAtN)

98 You're not black enough; I am!

Dr. Stella Immanuel has enough skepticism to deal with regarding her
controversial medical theories, but in the eyes of at least one Black
Lives Matter activist, even her blackness is something to be challenged.

"You're
not black on the inside, I'm more black than you on the inside," a
masked white man yelled at Immanuel yesterday on the steps the Supreme
Court in Washington, where she was part of a group of doctors staging a
press conference to promote the use of hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) as a
coronavirus cure. The man added that Immanuel was "betraying Black Lives
Matter" and that "there were people during the time of slavery who
enabled the slavers."

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 08:22 PM (an7Mv)

99 Then he'll be interviewed in February by Sharyl Attkisson saying in his chill, regretful tone, "Justice was denied."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


If Trump loses he will be interviewed from jail. Dems don't mess around with #TwoWeeks

Posted by: Ripley at July 29, 2020 08:22 PM (sGobE)

100
Poor Widdle Maddie!

Did that big, mean, bad man waff at you?

Awwwwwww! Poor widdle gurl!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 08:22 PM (AJwk0)

101 Straight down the middle!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 08:22 PM (PiwSw)

102 Posted by: Beartooth at July 29, 2020 08:18 PM (IYZ+m)

Honestly, the Democrat men didn't behave better during the hearing, but perhaps they weren't shrieking about Barr today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 08:22 PM (oDRcK)

103 RBG may be getting a transfusion of aborted baby blood to keep her going through November.
Seriously, Ruth take a vacation, retire, play with the great grand kids, assuming there are any.
Write a book and hit the talk show circuit.
Mostly, just go away.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (d9Irc)

104 So are we centrist now?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (6WCwE)

105 The center can not hold.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (luzVb)

106 Oh I will look forward to RBG taking a dirt nap.
If it happens before the election I will have a schadenboner the size of Kansas.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (pw+jk)

107 Just got here, and what do I find?

A centered universe

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (3D/fK)

108 NOTLOB

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (an7Mv)

109 Wouldn't surprise me to see a Flaming Skull thread about RBG but I hope not quite yet.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (6f16T)

110 104 So are we centrist now?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (6WCwE)


Only if we were leftist before.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (dOV9E)

111 Elected in 2018?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 29, 2020 08:23 PM (fU1ci)

112 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with morons....

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)

113

For all of his money, you'd think Suckerberg could hire someone to tie his tie properly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 08:24 PM (JaevI)

114 The way 2020 has been going, there is no possibility that we won't have a Supreme Court nomination fight before the end of the year.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:24 PM (dOV9E)

115 GRLLL POWERRRR!!!!

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:24 PM (3LBaY)

116 Who really thinks there will be debates?
Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 08:20 PM (EiNjl)


Considering they call the jokes we've been seeing for the past 40 some-odd years debates, yeah sure. We'll see a "debate".

But considering that Biden couldn't even do a 10 second beg on Youtube without flubbing his lines, it's not going to go well. Unless google has perfected their deep fake by that point, it should be absolute comedy gold.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 08:24 PM (8B6Ng)

117
he prefers to do it in quiet style, possibly with no credit going to him.
Posted by: Splunge

========

He seems to me like a guy who's prepared to be sad and regretful. Like God watching the countdown to EVe eating the apple.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:24 PM (G51Gf)

118 Corn pop cop porn

Posted by: Centered Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 08:24 PM (+nCYc)

119 If Trump loses he will be interviewed from jail. Dems don't mess around with #TwoWeeks
Posted by: Ripley at July 29, 2020 08:22 PM (sGobE)

If he loses he should bail as soon as Biden drools in.

I mean swears in.

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 08:24 PM (BAsqb)

120 Refrain from interrupting ME

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 08:24 PM (U2p+3)

121

RBG is like the fighting robot Maxo in the Twilight Zone episode "Steel".

www.imdb.com/title/tt0734623

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2020 08:25 PM (aKsyK)

122 Hmm. Dumb bint asks Barr a question, expects a reply, then says she didn't ask him a question yet.

WTFF is going on here? She's nuts.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 08:25 PM (HaL55)

123 Centered
in
Truth

Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2020 08:25 PM (+2xjH)

124 Biden would fuck up a deep fake by walking into the shot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:25 PM (9oAtN)

125 : bylines are left-justified.
-------
Flush left.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 08:25 PM (an7Mv)

126 High time he mansprayed them, too. And wiped off on the curtains.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 08:25 PM (Boqkc)

127 117
he prefers to do it in quiet style, possibly with no credit going to him.
Posted by: Splunge
========
He seems to me like a guy who's prepared to be sad and regretful. Like God watching the countdown to EVe eating the apple.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:24 PM (G51Gf)


I'm tempted to propose a bet, but the simpler thing would be for us each to remember to tell the other "I told you so!" when we can figure out which of us is right.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2020 08:25 PM (dOV9E)

128 But considering that Biden couldn't even do a 10 second beg on Youtube without flubbing his lines,
===
Listen fat, you dog faced pony punk, I did to flub my lines.
Want to do a push up contest? Corncob cut you like an ear of paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 08:26 PM (pw+jk)

129 Jim Jeffords is relentless.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:26 PM (luzVb)

130 The best offense is right up the middle.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 08:26 PM (Boqkc)

131 What Barr gets is residual hate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:22 PM (9oAtN)


Sounds like he gets to look at the residual spunk she never washed out of her hair.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 08:26 PM (8B6Ng)

132 The way 2020 has been going, there is no possibility that we won't have a Supreme Court nomination fight before the end of the year.


Who will be the fourth Republican Senator to betray us?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

133 Trump should preemptively pardon Biden for his involvement in Ukraine.

Have a formal signing during a presser.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:26 PM (9oAtN)

134 " stuck in the middle with morons...."

No better place to be.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 29, 2020 08:27 PM (3D/fK)

135 I think RBG is 87, not 80.

Either way she looks like a mummy returned from the dead.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 08:27 PM (TdMsT)

136
"... and thus, you see, I have proven conclusively that argle-bargle did NOT commit arson -- it actually was bargle-argle! What say you to that, sir?"

** blows nose **

"I'm ** snorts ** sorry, could you repeat that?"

" Are you, are, are you LAUGHING at me, sir?"

** sputters, suppressing laughter **

"No, I thought that I was laughing with you -- that, that was a joke, right?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 08:27 PM (AJwk0)

137 Biden wins by that night is out have ammo spread around the house, every firearm loaded.
The apocalypse will be here.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2020 08:28 PM (6f16T)

138 So can you confirm that's your policy?
So your okay using pepper balls?
Shut UP I didn't ask you a question yet.


These are our betters. The ones who know more than the rest of us.
I am dumbfounded. These people are ridiculous.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 29, 2020 08:28 PM (w6A0l)

139 Everything is chemicals, you stupid c*nt.

EVERYTHING!!!!!


YOU are a fucking chemical blend shot through with electricity and stupidity!!!!

Fuck, what an absolute disgrace. Zombie Pretty Much All Our Historical Enemies are twisting in their graves, pissed off that they didn't come to power today, an age in which absolute imbeciles constitute an entire half of America.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 08:28 PM (1CsfP)

140 I don't trust Barr, but I don't trust most people, and I really don't trust Washington insiders, but I admire his ability to not give a fuck when he's in the belly of the beast.

Posted by: eastofsuez at July 29, 2020 08:28 PM (U2zca)

141 Malcolm X in the Middle
...the new crossover hit on Fox this September!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 08:28 PM (an7Mv)

142 Trump should preemptively pardon Biden for his involvement in Ukraine.

-

I don't remember which moron suggested it, but it was a fantastic idea.

Trump throws out little comments during the debates about trips Biden never took just so Joe can pick up the topic and run with it.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:28 PM (3LBaY)

143 RBG is 87, not 80.
Either way she looks like a mummy returned from the dead.


I question how far she's returned. She's dogpaddling in the middle of the Styx.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 29, 2020 08:28 PM (ykYG2)

144 I'm not a lawyer but it looks to me like a textbook case of kidnapping here, what Barr did to Ms. Squeakleftyist. More of Drumpf's secret police in action, terrorizing peaceful dolts.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 29, 2020 08:28 PM (rnk6i)

145
I think we've got this thread sighted in just fine, ace. You can return us to our normal programming now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 08:29 PM (AJwk0)

146 Thank goodness pepperballs are organic.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:29 PM (3LBaY)

147 The Dean twat whined Barr was giving her, a member of Congress, disrespect... Moments after she effectively called him Hitler.

I hope your vagina falls out Dean

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2020 08:29 PM (AFSld)

148 @133...I like that a lot. Pardon Obama too for his role in Spygate. It's be great.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 29, 2020 08:29 PM (ja/kn)

149 Introducing Ace's new Center Cut Comments.

All the best comments with all the fat trimmed!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 08:29 PM (L2ZTs)

150 I think maybe Barr was hoping to get rid of Mueller, and then stall and investigate (and classify all the incriminating stuff) until everyone forgot. But too many people know too much--especially people like Sundance at CTH.

So then he had to do start taking it seriously.

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 08:29 PM (AwPyG)

151 Jeffords says Barr and DOJ is looking at Bug Tech.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:29 PM (luzVb)

152
Dems don't mess around with #TwoWeeks
Posted by: Ripley

=======

That's exactly the fuck it. We've got to step up our game. Use the rules, don't enslave ourselves to them.

I mean really, what if Durham drops a truckload of indictments tomorrow? There's not enough time between now and November to convince anyone but ourselves that they're legit -- or even to get the word out!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:29 PM (G51Gf)

153 Did you know that Soros spelt backwards is still shit?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2020 08:30 PM (LMs+g)

154 *Big Tech

same fucking thing

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:30 PM (luzVb)

155 Cry bullies

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 08:30 PM (uEbPt)

156 There's nothing to work Jim Jordan, you do, or you do not...


Anything else is bullshit and pissing down peoples backs and saying it's rain.


Frustrating.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2020 08:30 PM (ba7DA)

157 I question how far she's returned. She's dogpaddling in the middle of the Styx.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 29, 2020 08:28 PM (ykYG2)


She gave a peso to Charon instead of a quarter.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 08:30 PM (PiwSw)

158 Center justified at last!

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 29, 2020 08:30 PM (glGDV)

159 Even better than a pardon would be if O were exposed as a fraud from Kenya, so that all his appointments and orders were null and void. Imagine the chaos.

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 08:30 PM (AwPyG)

160 I think Yeats might of been wrong about this.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 08:30 PM (l6b3d)

161 Illegal Aliens From Outer Space caused the centering.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2020 08:31 PM (r+sAi)

162 Wasn't Joe Biden in charge of our "moon shot" to cure cancer?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 08:31 PM (yQpMk)

163
A MAN, A PLAN, ANAL - PANAMA!

It does work!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 08:31 PM (AJwk0)

164 I think Barr used to date that chick and ended up dumping her for her sister?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2020 08:31 PM (h1jJh)

165 Earworm for the thread: John Fogerty's Centerfield.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2020 08:31 PM (PiwSw)

166 Where do they dredge up people like this? I always thought they were smart.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2020 08:13 PM (mht8P)


Not like everybody says, like dumb!

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 08:32 PM (t+qrx)

167 Jeebus. I've never even dream of hitting a woman (mama taught me well) -- but that is One Punchable-AssFace. Just sayin' ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

168
I hope your vagina falls out Dean
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2020 08:29 PM (AFSld)

May she be eaten by worms, starting with her vagina.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 29, 2020 08:32 PM (lgiXo)

169
Have to give RGB some credit here. She has lived long past the typical survival time given the medical death sentence she lives with.

Posted by: stumck at July 29, 2020 08:32 PM (uksaT)

170 I proudly accept the namenation of the democr ahh you ahh ahh know the umm oh what the hell the communist yardy to rum for the umm... I've talked too long.

I'd intorduct my president Kamel Harrison now she is straight up whore and oh you know for $5.....

Thank you vote Trump.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 08:32 PM (pw+jk)

171 Neither left nor right.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 29, 2020 08:32 PM (glGDV)

172 Barr was rude to us and didn't wear a mask!!! Heathen!!!

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 29, 2020 08:32 PM (EgshT)

173 @164
I think that's even more fraught with peril than the "roommate switcheroo" from Seinfeld

Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (AwPyG)

174 AWFL is such a good acronym for those Congresswomen but Shelia-Jackson Lee is a total disgrace too and she's not a POP-person of pallor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (oDRcK)

175
the simpler thing would be for us each to remember to tell the other "I told you so!" when we can figure out which of us is right.
Posted by: Splunge

=======

I've got a bunch of those lined up somewhere.

Of course, JackStraw holds the most IOUs.

But indeed, neither of us knows, and the future holds the answers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (G51Gf)

176 think Barr used to date that chick and ended up dumping her for her sister?
___

I banged 'em both. At the same time.

Posted by: Bill "Big Balls" Barr at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (qlFIA)

177 Wasn't Joe Biden in charge of our "moon shot" to cure cancer?

---
Yep...he totally delivered.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (h1jJh)

178 ANAL WAS I ERE I SAW LANA

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (an7Mv)

179 May she be eaten by worms, starting with her vagina.

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade her armpit areas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (HaL55)

180 Pelosi called Barr a "blob" today. The blob was an alien. So Barr is an alien. Impeach!!
-Maxine Waters, eventually

Posted by: jmel at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (bVhJi)

181 I did hear the D3ems are losing the center

Posted by: Ozborn at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (uS+Kl)

182 OMG! Is that, like, Congresswoman Christine Blasey Ford? Can't bear to watch. Lemme guess, uptalker?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (Boqkc)

183 >>>>May she be eaten by worms, starting with her vagina.


Also yes

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2020 08:34 PM (AFSld)

184 58 There is nothing more vile on this planet than an old, shrill, Democrat beeyotch

===
The problem witH this country?

Not enough dead Demcrats.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 29, 2020 08:34 PM (d6mdH)

185 Imagine how the world would have changed if Melvin Laird had had AG Barr's sense of humor.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 29, 2020 08:34 PM (glGDV)

186 Have to give RGB some credit here. She has lived long past the typical
survival time given the medical death sentence she lives with.
***

I believe she is currently getting all the sorts of cutting edge treatments that the FDA won't approve for another 5-10 years.


There is really no other explanation for her continued survival

/Queue SHE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 08:34 PM (qlFIA)

187 Not enough dead Demcrats.

***

In fairness most voters become Democrats when they die.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 08:35 PM (qlFIA)

188 Have to give RGB some credit here. She has lived long past the typical survival time given the medical death sentence she lives with.

Posted by: stumck at July 29, 2020 08:32 PM (uksaT)




She seems oddly loath to go on to the domain of her dark master.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 08:35 PM (yQpMk)

189 Check, there are almost 800,000 people in a Congressional district.

If you have not drug every person you know to vote, this stupidity is on us. We don't get to walk away and say how bad the Dems are.

Get your ass out there.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:35 PM (Gz0CT)

190 400 squats, just this morning.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 29, 2020 08:35 PM (EgshT)

191 Played that clip on a five minute loop earlier and laughed my ass off.

Posted by: Menack at July 29, 2020 08:35 PM (buTO7)

192 OMG! Is that, like, Congresswoman Christine Blasey Ford? Can't bear to watch. Lemme guess, uptalker?

How is she in DC? I have pocket gnurr with greater self-awareness than she has.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 08:35 PM (HaL55)

193 Pennsylvania elected her to prove they're absolutely feckless.

Posted by: setnaffa at July 29, 2020 08:35 PM (eaJqd)

194
Wasn't Joe Biden in charge of our "moon shot" to cure cancer?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 08:31 PM (yQpMk)


He was supposed to have cured it by now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 08:36 PM (AJwk0)

195 Madeline Dean is the name of someone who pees in the shower while drinking box wine and listening to Seal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:36 PM (9oAtN)

196 I remember looking at E.T. and thinking 'I bet that sumbitch smells bad.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2020 08:36 PM (XhWtx)

197 Are we still in the middle of this nonsense?

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 08:36 PM (88xKn)

198 Landslide?
Is there a superlative term for it?
Bigger landslide?
Oh, I remember!
Earthquake.
2020 will be an electoral earthquake suffered by Progressives.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 29, 2020 08:37 PM (glGDV)

199 Get the same vibe from nadler.

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2020 08:37 PM (XhWtx)

200 This is what a lead deficiency looks like.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 29, 2020 08:37 PM (d6mdH)

201 #bakethecake#wearthemask#licktheboot
#suckthedick

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:37 PM (luzVb)

202 >>>Pennsylvania elected her to prove they're absolutely feckless


Hoor is from Philly suburbs, which is mostly a-hole Philadelphians who left to ruin the city's suburbs as well. She'll be a congresstwat for life

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2020 08:37 PM (AFSld)

203
196 I remember looking at E.T. and thinking 'I bet that sumbitch smells bad.'
Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2020 08:36 PM (XhWtx


And sticky.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:37 PM (9oAtN)

204 Easy, BB. I keed, I keed. Looks similar.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 08:37 PM (Boqkc)

205
ANAL WAS I ERE I SAW LANA
Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 08:33 PM (an7Mv)


LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 08:38 PM (AJwk0)

206 Get the same vibe from nadler.
Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2020 08:37 PM (XhWtx)


Nadler is what you get when Violator from Spawn assfucks a garden gnome. Change my mind.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 08:38 PM (t+qrx)

207 Madeline Dean is the name of someone who pees in the shower while drinking box wine and listening to Seal.

That sounds soooo romantic. *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at July 29, 2020 08:39 PM (EgshT)

208 "I love your pepper balls" she said.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at July 29, 2020 08:39 PM (y5oH4)

209 Her spouse is PJ Cunnare

Even his name is pajamas

Could you imagine the epic bitching from her.
Guess which way the toilet seats are left.

Posted by: torabora at July 29, 2020 08:40 PM (bOex1)

210
The problem witH this country?

Not enough dead Demcrats.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 29, 2020 08:34 PM (d6mdH)






The thing I find hilarious is that us supposedly bloodthirsty right wingers won't have to lift a finger to get there. The commies always end up slaughtering each other in great big bleeding bunches.

The only problem with that strategy is that they tend to slaughter a bunch of us as well.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 08:40 PM (EGyGV)

211
Have to give RGB some credit here. She has lived long past the typical
survival time given the medical death sentence she lives with.
***

I believe she is currently getting all the sorts of cutting edge treatments that the FDA won't approve for another 5-10 years.

========

I think she's simply getting every treatment known to man and she's one lazy cell away from death. Her body just doens't have the energy to keep producing fluids and deliver the requisite amount of oxygen to her organs.

I never went to medical school, but I've taken care of some very elderly relatives and a cat with IBD.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 08:40 PM (G51Gf)

212 Haven't read the link -- on a tablet now -- but Insty link has Red Chinese worried about a 500,000 YO volcano "recharging".

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 08:40 PM (an7Mv)

213 SO. President Trump.

What Phase of Re-Opening are we in now?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (luzVb)

214 With a less than 25% turn out in most districts, get your ass on the phone and kick Gope in the nuts and motivate them.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (Gz0CT)

215 my chakras are centered man.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (Jx5Qs)

216 There's nothing wrong with this Dean woman that couldn't be cured by a good two-hour horsefucking.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (sWM8x)

217 Disrespectful.

Hey, honey, respect has to be earned. It's not granted as of right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (osklw)

218 there is a wonderful black patriot running against Dean - her name is Kathy Barnett

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (TOyHQ)

219 Wasn't Joe Biden in charge of our "moon shot" to cure cancer?
---
Hey Hunter, you know all that money I gave you to cure cancer? Did you spend it all on hookers and blow? or did you just waste it?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (h1jJh)

220 >>169
Have to give RGB some credit here. She has lived long past the typical survival time given the medical death sentence she lives with.
Posted by: stumck

She does it out of spite.

Posted by: Aviator at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (0FTCx)

221 "My balls taste like pepper, so, again, what's your policy on balls?" Bill Barr, probably.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (3H9h1)

222 So, their Stalinist show trial of Barr didn't go that well?

I've done a lot of expert witness testimony in administrative proceedings, and Barr is the best witness I've ever seen. He's just devastating.

If he was the expert witness on the other side in a case, I'd advise my attorney to stay a million miles away from the guy. No cross-examination, and put any criticisms of his testimony into the legal brief, where at least he wouldn't be able to make us look like fools crossing him.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 08:42 PM (I2/tG)

223 Why are all of these lowlife politicians so fucking hostile? We're all Americans, right?

Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2020 08:42 PM (PBghA)

224 Unfortunately Madeline Dean does not come up for reelection until 2021.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 08:42 PM (oDRcK)

225 There's nothing wrong with this Dean woman that couldn't be cured by a good two-hour horsefucking.

___

That's what I call a good Saturday night!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 29, 2020 08:42 PM (qlFIA)

226 209 Her spouse is PJ Cunnare

Even his name is pajamas

Could you imagine the epic bitching from her.
Guess which way the toilet seats are left.

Posted by: torabora at July 29, 2020 08:40 PM (bOex1



I imagine that she allows him to touch her boob one every three months while he masterbates feverishly.

But no eye contact.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:42 PM (9oAtN)

227 Barr should have replied to her, "Is it that time of month?"

Might as well shoot the moon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 08:42 PM (osklw)

228 Haven't read the link -- on a tablet now -- but Insty link has Red Chinese worried about a 500,000 YO volcano "recharging".
Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 08:40 PM (an7Mv)

Sounds like Nadler loading up.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 29, 2020 08:42 PM (lgiXo)

229 that chick is dying to be spanked. We all know it.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 29, 2020 08:42 PM (Jx5Qs)

230 Things the msm will not tell you

S&p500 went into the black for 2020 today.
Nasdaq is up 15% in 2020


But muhStockMarketCrash

Posted by: Asshoes at July 29, 2020 08:42 PM (dgqkd)

231 Insty link has Red Chinese worried about a 500,000 YO volcano "recharging"

This is karma for murdering millions of your own people through the years, with nary a second thought. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

Posted by: Mother Nature at July 29, 2020 08:43 PM (EgshT)

232 ADC, no Stud would take that bait. One sniff and gone.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:43 PM (Gz0CT)

233 Fenelon, how's that? Every congresscritter is up every two years, even after special elections.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

234


(. Y .)

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 08:44 PM (XTyi0)

235 Madeline Dean is concerned about her butler pantry.

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 08:44 PM (88xKn)

236 If RBG kicks the bucket there's going to be a rotunda viewing until Nov 5.

McConnell won't be able to vote on a replacement until her corpse is removed from the Capitol.

Posted by: torabora at July 29, 2020 08:44 PM (bOex1)

237 They're whining, when the chairman of the committee tried to deny a 70-year-old man a bathroom break.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 08:44 PM (I2/tG)

238 the whole time she'd be yelling "don't interrupt meeeeee!!!!"

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 29, 2020 08:44 PM (Jx5Qs)

239 Central Centered Committee will center all.

Posted by: getting the banned back together,centered at July 29, 2020 08:45 PM (DNBwk)

240 Madeline Dean is the name of someone who pees in the shower while drinking box wine and ...

... slumps to the shower floor, sobbing. Aka the "Lifetime Maneuver."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 08:45 PM (osklw)

241 A scam A plan A mask: Jay Inslee!

Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 29, 2020 08:45 PM (+nCYc)

242 We were all so proud on how they destroyed Autorney Generil Barr today in the Senate.....So proud to make him out as a liar about Trump not releasing his tax form to the State of NY..............

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 29, 2020 08:45 PM (qM84C)

243 Barr is 70? He doesn't look it. He looks younger than Madeline
Dean who is about 60.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 08:45 PM (oDRcK)

244 Her spouse is PJ Cunnare



Even his name is pajamas



Could you imagine the epic bitching from her.

Guess which way the toilet seats are left.


She's married? Her bas-been isn't doing a very good job of keeping her satisfied, is he? But then, what mortal could?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 08:45 PM (HaL55)

245 Muslim voices matter.
_Joe Biden

https://twitter.com/i/status/1288522499320213506

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 08:45 PM (lfmil)

246 I don't mean to be rude or anything, but that "bitch" from Pennsylvania is one work of art. How would you like to be married to her? Woah. Let's hope the people of her district are embarrassed enough to can her. And Barr's laugh at her ranting was great.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at July 29, 2020 08:46 PM (NLoPU)

247 Something is different.

Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2020 08:46 PM (MVjcR)

248 #231 3 Gorges dam has deflected the Earth so that volcano can recharge.

Hopefully the volcano fills in the dam.

Posted by: torabora at July 29, 2020 08:46 PM (bOex1)

249 RBG dies , she will immediately turn into dust. They will have to scoop her up in a shovel.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:46 PM (Gz0CT)

250 237 They're whining, when the chairman of the committee tried to deny a 70-year-old man a bathroom break.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 08:44 PM (I2/tG)


This. Per my GP, almost every guy over 50 has prostate problems, to varying extents.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 08:46 PM (osklw)

251 I guess proper demeanor when testifying before Congress is the Lois Lerner "how dare you" haughty nose up look, or the Norman Bates like smirk of Peter Stzrok

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2020 08:46 PM (qAR6u)

252 Did you spend it all on hookers and blow? or did you just
waste it?


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2020 08:41 PM (h1jJh)


Nothing at all wrong with hookers and blow....

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 08:47 PM (3vIkC)

253 @222...that's what's so weird about the whole spectacle yesterday. They invited Barr, and then talked all over him in an attempt to keep him from making them look like fools. The D's faux aggressiveness actually came from terror. You could see them processing, or trying to, as he was talking... "Too long, what's he saying?, is he making me look bad?" ...so they just talked over him. It was very strange. Obvious they were frightened out of their wits. Why'd they invite him?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 29, 2020 08:47 PM (ja/kn)

254 RBG dies , she will immediately turn into dust. They will have to scoop her up in a shovel.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:46 PM (Gz0CT)


Shop vac & hose off the rest.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 08:47 PM (8B6Ng)

255 Oooh just checking in and everything is so ...centered. Very zen...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2020 08:47 PM (a1Ajl)

256 231 Insty link has Red Chinese worried about a 500,000 YO volcano "recharging"

Blow the f up and relieve yellowstone by jingo.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 29, 2020 08:47 PM (DNBwk)

257 Weasel, Ola, compradre.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:47 PM (Gz0CT)

258 I got nuttin later

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 29, 2020 08:48 PM (Jx5Qs)

259 238 the whole time she'd be yelling "don't interrupt meeeeee!!!!"
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 29, 2020 08:44 PM (Jx5Qs)


Barr: "Cool your tits, honey."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 08:48 PM (osklw)

260 Funny how all the worst Americans end up in Congress. Both testifying and sitting in committee.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:48 PM (9oAtN)

261 He never said "you fucking cunt" but he was thinking it!!!

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey-Chompers at July 29, 2020 08:49 PM (qAR6u)

262 clutch cargo, Amen to that.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:49 PM (Gz0CT)

263 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 08:45 PM (HaL55)

As long as her husband shares the same politics that she does, (and I'm sure he does) they probably do fine together. After all, her husband is not a Trump voter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 08:49 PM (oDRcK)

264 >>>Funny how all the worst Americans end up in Congress. Both testifying and sitting in committee.



Who in their right mind would run for office in this day and age?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2020 08:49 PM (AFSld)

265 Welcome to my world.

Posted by: ace's shelves at July 29, 2020 08:49 PM (luzVb)

266 This is what you get suburb moms.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 29, 2020 08:50 PM (fU1ci)

267 I can understand why Nadler is such a miserable human being. I mean there has to be something rotting under his gunt and that would be irritating.
But what's the matter with the rest of the Democrats?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 29, 2020 08:50 PM (lgiXo)

268 I verbal slapped a mask Nazi, so my day is outstanding.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:50 PM (Gz0CT)

269 I don't think they got the sound bites they wanted.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 08:50 PM (lfmil)

270 Have I mentioned Kamala Harris questions that way too?

Not to elecit information, but to harangue.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2020 08:50 PM (JvZF+)

271 I don't think the Democrats walked all over Barr. I think they tried to and Barr handled them quite effectively given that they wouldn't let him speak.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 08:52 PM (oDRcK)

272 Barr laughed when I asked him about federal agents tipping Portland over.

SCIENCE DENIER!!!!!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 29, 2020 08:52 PM (qAR6u)

273 Classy.

All of the comments look like little poems.

Posted by: MJ at July 29, 2020 08:52 PM (gAMkn)

274 Not to elecit information, but to harangue.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2020 08:50 PM (JvZF+)


She likes her harangue with whipped cream and a few mandarin orange slices on the side.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 08:52 PM (lfmil)

275 Why'd they invite him?

They're going to Sixty Minutes him in political commercials - roll tape of a Democrat asking a question, and the show Barr apparently having a hard time answering it, using footage from some completely different part of the hearing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 08:53 PM (I2/tG)

276 The question I have is, just what did Kamala have to do to Biden to get the VP slot?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:53 PM (9oAtN)

277 TuCa says he'll be in Bermuda if Biden wins.

What about the rest of us?

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 29, 2020 08:53 PM (7ZQe3)

278 Oh come on. This half term Congresswoman couldn't launder Bill Barr's jockstrap. And she's talking about him "talking over her"? That's some righteous high grade LSD she's been dropping if she hallucinated that.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 29, 2020 08:53 PM (NVDjf)

279 Harris is either sucking a golf ball through a hose or pontificating, No in between.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:53 PM (Gz0CT)

280 I don't understand how men put up with these bitches.

Posted by: Mimi Mayes at July 29, 2020 08:54 PM (8i7Ho)

281
Pancreatic cancer patients really suffer. The problem is more related to disruption of food absorption, due to lack of pancreatic enzymes and bile acids. The normal pancreas produces 2 liters of fluid a day, and this breaks down proteins, carbs and fat to allow absorption, as well as producing bicarb to neutralize stomach acid. Patients have to take an enormous amount of supplements to try and maintain digestion, but they still waste away.

Posted by: stumck at July 29, 2020 08:54 PM (uksaT)

282 just what did Kamala have to do to Biden to get the VP slot?

I have my ways, you know.

Posted by: Kamala! at July 29, 2020 08:54 PM (I2/tG)

283 do tell, Ben Had, do tell

Posted by: Chico Escuela: Vidas Negras Cuentan at July 29, 2020 08:54 PM (/bKlZ)

284 Watching Bushwick on Netflix.

Get your CW2 in with Dave Bautista.

Not bad so far.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 08:55 PM (ZfRYq)

285 She posted quotes.

Quotes are not policy.

Posted by: Anchorman at July 29, 2020 08:55 PM (nk6AR)

286 You wanted to yell at me You didn't have to wait so long.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 08:55 PM (lfmil)

287 It looks like the center will actually hold.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2020 08:55 PM (Tnijr)

288 Dave Bautista is a liberal piece of shit.

Fuck him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:55 PM (9oAtN)

289 Pancreatic cancer patients really suffer. The problem is more related to disruption of food absorption, due to lack of pancreatic enzymes and bile acids. The normal pancreas produces 2 liters of fluid a day, and this breaks down proteins, carbs and fat to allow absorption, as well as producing bicarb to neutralize stomach acid. Patients have to take an enormous amount of supplements to try and maintain digestion, but they still waste away.

Posted by: stumck at July 29, 2020 08:54 PM (uksaT)

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Maintenance surgeries are pretty common in these situations for elderly non-SCOTUS women on medicare, right?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 08:56 PM (3LBaY)

290 If an IUD had a face.

Posted by: Jonahex at July 29, 2020 08:56 PM (UvQXJ)

291 270 Have I mentioned Kamala Harris questions that way too?

Not to elecit information, but to harangue.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2020 08:50 PM (JvZF+)


A tactic popularized by Roland Friesler.

It'd be fun to tax her with parallel, and watch the consternation on her face, as she probably has no idea who Roland Friesler was.

Next time do the same thing but bring up Andrei Vishinsky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 08:56 PM (cE4C5)

292 Her husband is probably a snibbling little pajama boy who likes to wear women's underwear and a tampon up his ass to say " I feel for women of the opposite sex" and to get in touch with his/it's/whatever feminine side !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at July 29, 2020 08:56 PM (qM84C)

293 Fuck the center, I'm moving further right.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (Gz0CT)

294 276>>> *Shudder* FFS man, why would you even ask such a question!? She's not called 'Heels up Harris' for nothing.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (a1Ajl)

295 -
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The question I have is, just what did Kamala have to do to Biden to get the VP slot?





Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 08:53 PM
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Let me see if I can put my finger on it.

Posted by: Joey B. at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (RVcmP)

296 >>>Dave Bautista is a liberal piece of shit.

Fuck him.


Totes magotes

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (AFSld)

297 Haven't seen Pretenders Middle of the Road rocker yet.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (fU1ci)

298 They're going to Sixty Minutes him in political commercials - roll tape of a Democrat asking a question, and the show Barr apparently having a hard time answering it, using footage from some completely different part of the hearing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 08:53 PM (I2/tG)


Hasn't everyone on Sixty Minutes died by now?

No? Pity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (cE4C5)

299 If Biden makes Kamala his VP and wins, he'll have to constantly watch his back, to the extent that his feeble brain can manage it.

Kamala will stop at nothing, if she is a heartbeat away from the presidency.

More to the point, Biden's handlers have to realize that Kamala will have them all fired, and replaced with her own people, the moment she takes power.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (I2/tG)

300 Kamala has the fastest tongue in the west. Just ask Bill Clinton.................... Just saying

Posted by: James at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (qM84C)

301 Not to get all bureaucrat (which, I admit, I am), but for policy to withstand scrutiny and inevitable legal fights, it must reference law and draw authority from law.

Quotes are not policy.

Posted by: Anchorman at July 29, 2020 08:58 PM (nk6AR)

302 It's too much of a PITA for me to see; is the homepage all centred beneath this post??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 08:58 PM (an7Mv)

303 It'd be fun to tax her with parallel, and watch the consternation on her face, as she probably has no idea who Roland Friesler was.

Sorry for the garbled comment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 08:58 PM (cE4C5)

304
Good Lord am I tired.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

305 Is Kamala a done deal. Yeah I know she's been done many times.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 29, 2020 08:59 PM (lgiXo)

306 Next time do the same thing but bring up Andrei Vishinsky.

Don't you dare compare me to Kamala Harris!

I had standards!

Posted by: Andrei Vishinsky! at July 29, 2020 08:59 PM (I2/tG)

307 We are not going back to normal. I would like to tell you that we will. I want us to.

Our last hope for returning to pre-COVID normal died when Trump said that masks were patriotic. That was the end.

No way anyone goes back to work or to school without the employer or institution incurring MASSIVE liability. They may try, but they will pull the plug.


This right here is as good as it is going to get.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 09:00 PM (luzVb)

308 Insom, This is not a bad thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:00 PM (Gz0CT)

309 Barr gets me really Centered

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 29, 2020 09:00 PM (1Dmt5)

310 296 >>>Dave Bautista is a liberal piece of shit.

Fuck him.


Totes magotes
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (AFSld)

He's does those Smirnoff commercials so he can hit on their trans spokesperson.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

311 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

Workin in the coal mine? Going downtown?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2020 09:01 PM (a1Ajl)

312 It was either Heels Up Harris or Tank Abrams.

Biden told both of them to get some work done.

Camel toe won.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 09:01 PM (9oAtN)

313 Kamala gives off a real Stasi vibe - if anyone criticizes her, you can tell that she is visualizing them in the cellars of the Lubyanka.

If I were a high-ranking Democrat, I'd be terrified - Kamala's ruthlessness won't be limited to Republicans.

Posted by: Andrei Vishinsky! at July 29, 2020 09:01 PM (I2/tG)

314 Something at Insty's about a Dem revolt against Kamala as the Veep choice. Don't know if pragmatists or Berniebot Marxists.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 09:01 PM (an7Mv)

315 Part of the new stimulus bill has liability protections for businesses.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 09:02 PM (JKNZq)

316 Dave Bautista is a liberal piece of shit.


The wrestler?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 09:02 PM (yQpMk)

317
Maintenance surgeries are pretty common in these situations for elderly non-SCOTUS women on medicare, right?

Posted by: Charles Darwin
Don't get me started on the surgery for pancreatic cancer. Called the Whipple procedure. Probably the toughest and most physically demanding surgery for a GI surgeon. Cases easily last 12 hours.

Posted by: stumck at July 29, 2020 09:02 PM (uksaT)

318 Bill Russell is the best Center of all time. No doubt.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 29, 2020 09:02 PM (ja/kn)

319 Unrelated but I need to vent. It was gratifying to see school buses running again today (school starts way too early here). But it was sickening to see a little girl - couldnt have been more than 2nd or 3rd grade - walking off the bus wearing her submission mask. If the left doesnt take over the country now, they have a whole generation of sheep coming around in the next 5-10 years.

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 09:03 PM (3vIkC)

320
293 Fuck the center, I'm moving further right.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (Gz0CT)


Fuck farther right! I'm moving to the extreme right!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:03 PM (TdMsT)

321 Just replay Tulsi Gabbards take down of Harris at the debates.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

322 More to the point, Biden's handlers have to realize that Kamala will have them all fired, and replaced with her own people, the moment she takes power.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


So, that woman, who walks Biden past the reporters like he's a blind man who can't make it to the car unaided, would be shitcanned by Kamala? Doesn't matter. Those Biden handlers can all get jobs in old folks homes. They're used to wiping up drool, changing adult diapers, and dodging the groping hands of dirty, old, senile men.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2020 09:03 PM (+lVUW)

323 316 Dave Bautista is a liberal piece of shit.


The wrestler?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 09:02 PM (yQpMk


Yessir. Same one. Turned actor now.

He's currently mocking Trump on Twitter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 09:03 PM (9oAtN)

324 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July 30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in the State of Ohio is now illegal.

I have never seen anything like this in 30 years of practice in health care.

https://heavy.com/news/2020/07/ohio-bans-hydroxychloroquine-coronavirus/

Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 09:03 PM (DN4+z)

325 An NFL Center always has his balls at risk.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:04 PM (Gz0CT)

326 Laugh in their faces some more.

This amuses me.

Posted by: jsg at July 29, 2020 09:04 PM (D4kl5)

327 324 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July 30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in the State of Ohio is now illegal.

I have never seen anything like this in 30 years of practice in health care.

https://heavy.com/news/2020/07/ohio-bans-hydroxychloroquine-coronavirus/
Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 09:03 PM (DN4+z


The same drug that's been used for Lupus treatment for years, yes.

Lawsuits should be epic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2020 09:05 PM (9oAtN)

328 This Bushwick movie is doing the one take thing. like 2017.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 09:05 PM (ZfRYq)

329 stumck

Vic went through that. He survived. But I think his wife left him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

330 Kamala is the type of black person that Biden likes, clean, articulate, and three fourths white.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2020 09:06 PM (+lVUW)

331 308 Insom, This is not a bad thing.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:00 PM (Gz0CT)

No - it simply is. Though I must say mankind was not made to stare at a computer screen for hours on end.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

332 Does the horde walk? Does it talk? Does it come comp!ete?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 29, 2020 09:06 PM (ja/kn)

333 This is one of those posts where I have to self-censor.

The House Judiciary Democrats earned every profanity I've ever said, every profanity I've ever contemplated, and every profanity I have yet to imagine.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2020 09:06 PM (HhXSr)

334 So lupus and r. arthritis sufferers are SOL and anyone going abroad into a malaria risk area?? Sounds fair.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 09:06 PM (an7Mv)

335 @299

Biden will be 78 years old on inauguration day if elected, he will more than likely not even serve out half of a first term.


The VP will be the President in all but name, if it's Kamala Harris, then what the Obama administration did to it's enemies will be akin to the Clintons removing the W's off of the keyboards before the beat it out of the White House.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2020 09:06 PM (ba7DA)

336 289 Pancreatic cancer patients really suffer. The problem is more related to disruption of food absorption, due to lack of pancreatic enzymes and bile acids. The normal pancreas produces 2 liters of fluid a day, and this breaks down proteins, carbs and fat to allow absorption, as well as producing bicarb to neutralize stomach acid. Patients have to take an enormous amount of supplements to try and maintain digestion, but they still waste away.

Posted by: stumck at July 29, 2020 08:54 PM (uksaT)


She was already skeletal. How could she possibly be alive?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 29, 2020 09:07 PM (w6A0l)

337 I get the crud and you deny me Hydroxy, you will see me sue your ass into oblivion.

Same goes for the mandatory vaccine.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:07 PM (Gz0CT)

338 @222...that's what's so weird about the whole spectacle yesterday. They invited Barr, and then talked all over him in an attempt to keep him from making them look like fools. The D's faux aggressiveness actually came from terror. You could see them processing, or trying to, as he was talking... "Too long, what's he saying?, is he making me look bad?" ...so they just talked over him. It was very strange. Obvious they were frightened out of their wits. Why'd they invite him?
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 29, 2020 08:47 PM (ja/kn)


He was being invited to an auto da fe. But he brought a fire extinguisher, forcing the Reds to scramble to try to recover the situation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 09:07 PM (cE4C5)

339 Guy at the Family Research Council (conservative, religious organization) referred to the Barr hearing as the "Barr Brawl" which I thought was rather clever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2020 09:08 PM (oDRcK)

340 The edge in choosing the VP candidate will go to Kamala on the basis of her oral exam.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 29, 2020 09:08 PM (lgiXo)

341 320
293 Fuck the center, I'm moving further right.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 08:57 PM (Gz0CT)


Fuck farther right! I'm moving to the extreme right!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:03 PM (TdMsT)

*checks watch*

Well, how long's it gonna take for you to get here?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:08 PM (NWiLs)

342 WTF with OH and HCQ? Can a state ban an FDA-approved drug?

And what's the state of actual "science" on use for treatment of C19? I'm aware of the Ford study. Has the FDA done anything on this, aside from their emergency authorization for off-label use (think that's what they did)?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 09:08 PM (OTzUX)

343 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July 30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in the State of Ohio is now illegal.

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Wow. That is amazing.

I'm guessing it's still okay to prescribe whatever off-label sh*t they want to eight year old boys whose parents have decided they're girls, though.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 09:08 PM (3LBaY)

344 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July
30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in
the State of Ohio is now illegal.


A what - 40 year old drug?

But your masks are totally medical sciency and prevent Da Coronas and shit.


Everything is political. There is no way to close Pandora's Box.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 09:09 PM (luzVb)

345 Insom, how many hours did you spend looking at law books and reviews?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:09 PM (Gz0CT)

346 I feel centered, oh so centered, oh so witty and bright!

And the little gray boxes are alive with the sound of keyboards....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 29, 2020 09:09 PM (WEBkv)

347 Workin in the coal mine? Going downtown?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2020 09:01 PM (a1Ajl)

The law factory. And no going downtown, sad to say.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:09 PM (NWiLs)

348 okay, I'm a little late to the thread.. but holy shit that was funny! What policy? Hey you bubbleheaded bleach blonde.. why don't you STFU? I think I may rewatch that a few more times.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:09 PM (dUJdY)

349 Ohio State Board of Pharmacy.

Put them on the List.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

350 Kamala Harris gives Hillarhoid a run for her money as the nastiest bitch in the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 09:10 PM (cE4C5)

351 Old and busted: My prescriptions are between me and my doctor, h8rs!!!

New hotness: BIDEN 2020!!!

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 09:10 PM (3LBaY)

352 Right

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2020 09:10 PM (Tnijr)

353 I'm guessing it's still okay to prescribe whatever off-label sh*t they want to eight year old boys whose parents have decided they're girls, though.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 09:08 PM (3LBaY)


And, just who are you to question "real" science?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 29, 2020 09:10 PM (eTZoJ)

354 340
The edge in choosing the VP candidate will go to Kamala on the basis of her oral exam.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 29, 2020 09:08 PM (lgiXo)


I doubt all the Viagra in the world can cause Old Joe to get it up....

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 09:10 PM (3vIkC)

355 I'm not saying it's regular transfusions of fresh baby blood that is the secret to RGB longevity, but yeah, it's one of them.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 09:10 PM (vamgx)

356 The OH deal only prohibits the drug being used for the Chinese lung rot. Not sure how they're justifying the nonsense. Probably a mute point since are numbers on infection and death are way down. Not sure why we're still masked up.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 29, 2020 09:10 PM (JVgnl)

357
Portland's "Wall of Moms" has fallen to Black Lives Matter.

True beans, just read it on oregonlive. The AWFL founder of WOM was trying to get the feds out of Portland, and she was taken over in a bloody coup (she was canceling and suspending people from the FB group left and right) by a Black female triumvirate.

WOM is a 501c3 with a board and an advisor committee. These fvckers are organized, they're serious, and they, like al-Qaeda, are using the tools we (civilized people) made against us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:10 PM (G51Gf)

358 327 324 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July 30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in the State of Ohio is now illegal.

Posted by: Jen the original

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I have not read the letter from those communist pieces of shit yet. My lovely wife has been taking it for years. Looks like a call is in order to her Cleveland Clinic Dr in the morning. Us moving to a state where freedom is valued cannot come soon enough.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (6WCwE)

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (Tnijr)

360 345 Insom, how many hours did you spend looking at law books and reviews?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:09 PM (Gz0CT)

I spend anywhere from 8-12 hours a day glued to my computer screen for work, usually. Sometimes I'll print stuff off to read because it hurts my eyes less.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

361 Jewells, let's just have a drink and think about Oct?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (Gz0CT)

362 If the left doesnt take over the country now, they have a whole generation of sheep coming around in the next 5-10 years.

Oh, that's a given. Very sad indeed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

363 186 Have to give RGB some credit here. She has lived long past the typical
survival time given the medical death sentence she lives with.
***

I believe she is currently getting all the sorts of cutting edge treatments that the FDA won't approve for another 5-10 years.
....
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2020 08:34 PM (qlFIA)
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And yet it was the $10 Hydroxychloroquine for her, her staff, her servants, her doctors, and her doctors' staffs that made all the difference.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (BRkq2)

364 Moot not mute. Dammit

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (JVgnl)

365 343 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July 30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in the State of Ohio is now illegal.


This is what happens when so called medical professionals have been politicized.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (+lVUW)

366 Right
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Affirmative, Captain.

Posted by: mr spock at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (an7Mv)

367 Kamala Harris gives Hillarhoid a run for her money as the nastiest bitch in the country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 09:10 PM (cE4C5)
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Hillary would win that contest by a wide margin. Lots more experience and booze. Mostly experience and booze.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (WEBkv)

368 Fucking DeWine. Ohio is a GOP controlled state and they do this horseshit! The party needs to be burned to the ground.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (y7DUB)

369 Funny, one of the better independent observers of Sweden's situation snarked that the IMHE model has now started to track with actual results in Sweden ..... because the epidemic is over, and they're now in the long very low-level asymptotic tail portion.

96K deaths predicted for Sweden, pretty close. Actual: 6K.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (OTzUX)

370 With the systemic racism in the country there is no way anyone would vote for a ticket with a black woman ( close enough) on it Right?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 09:12 PM (2DOZq)

371 Madeleine Dean is such a girl.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2020 09:12 PM (+lVUW)

372 >>>He's currently mocking Trump on Twitter.<<<

I'd send someone over there to beat his fucking ass with a folding chair.

Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2020 09:12 PM (PBghA)

373 337 I get the crud and you deny me Hydroxy, you will see me sue your ass into oblivion.
Same goes for the mandatory vaccine.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:07 PM (Gz0CT)


Ben Had, I am afeered you don't understand political science!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 29, 2020 09:12 PM (eTZoJ)

374 rhomboid

We need to be Sweden, but with plentiful HCQ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

375 "-The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July 30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in the State of Ohio is now illegal. "

They really want us broke, suffering, sick, and dead while turning our children into easy prey for The Gays, Trannies, and Pedos. And they think it's funny.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 09:13 PM (vamgx)

376 True beans, just read it on oregonlive. The AWFL founder of WOM was trying to get the feds out of Portland, and she was taken over in a bloody coup (she was canceling and suspending people from the FB group left and right) by a black female triumvirate.

So they're going for the real brain power in the leadership.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 09:13 PM (cE4C5)

377 374 rhomboid

We need to be Sweden, but with plentiful HCQ.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

And buxom blond lasses.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:13 PM (NWiLs)

378 China looting Galapagos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2EGEvxwXJw

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at July 29, 2020 09:13 PM (AHq56)

379 Ben Had

You just need a snarl, a sneer, and a whip that stings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

380
She was already skeletal. How could she possibly be alive?
Posted by: Cheriebebe

=======

Just one cell zigs instead of zags and she's gone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf)

381 96K deaths predicted for Sweden, pretty close. Actual: 6K.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (OTzUX)


IMHE spokesman: "Those damn Swedes, we forgot the lutefisk correction factor!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 29, 2020 09:14 PM (eTZoJ)

382 Hillary would win that contest by a wide margin. Lots more experience and booze. Mostly experience and booze.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 29, 2020 09:11 PM (WEBkv)


She'd certainly get the lifetime achievement award, but Harris is kind of the Bryce Harper of bitchiness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 09:14 PM (cE4C5)

383 Hrothgar, won't need a DR. I can and will self medicate and they can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (Gz0CT)

384 IMHE spokesman: "Those damn Swedes, we forgot the lutefisk correction factor!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 29, 2020 09:14 PM

Anyone who can eat that shit and live has to be one tough sumbitch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

385 I sort of love the same people hold that

pot in vending machines for everybody = good

HCQ prescription to attempt to prevent death = bad

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (3LBaY)

386 IMHE spokesman: "Those damn Swedes, we forgot the lutefisk correction factor!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 29, 2020 09:14 PM (eTZoJ)

Apparently covid is afraid of Satanic black metal and pronouncing "G" like "Y"

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (BAsqb)

387 Traitors are worse than your known enemies, which is why Republicans and the GOP are beyond worthless. Libertarians are worse. They get everything that is coming to them whenever that me be.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (vamgx)

388 He's currently mocking Trump on Twitter.

I'd send someone over there to beat his fucking ass with a folding chair.
Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2020 09:12 PM (PBghA)


Send Goldberg for a spear.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (y7DUB)

389 Where are the clinical trials that prove masks and social distancing work?

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (JKNZq)

390 96K deaths predicted for Sweden, pretty close. Actual: 6K.

But President Trump said that Sweden was paying a price, not good, very bad, not a pretty picture.

How do I rectify these conflicting representations?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (luzVb)

391 Big Dirty Laundry fan

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (fU1ci)

392 I'd send someone over there to beat his fucking ass with a folding chair.


Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2020 09:12 PM (PBghA)


Can I wear a black cowboy hat, impersonate Jim Ross and do the announcing??? "He's beating him like a government mule!!!!"

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (3vIkC)

393 I know it's common courtesy to thank veterans for their service, but, concretely and on balance, what service did Tammy Duckworth actually perform?

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (oZuI0)

394 324 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July 30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in the State of Ohio is now illegal.

I have never seen anything like this in 30 years of practice in health care.

https://heavy.com/news/2020/07/ohio-bans-hydroxychloroquine-coronavirus/
Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 09:03 PM (DN4+z)

Lupus sufferers hardest hit since HCQ is prescribed as a treatment. Maybe sufferers of Chicom19 can suddenly develop lupus.

My latest pushback to HCQ deniers is asking if we can do a study of lupus sufferers and their reaction to getting Chicom19.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (e1mEI)

395 She'd certainly get the lifetime achievement award, but Harris is kind of the Bryce Harper of bitchiness.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 09:14 PM (cE4C5)
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I'm not sure who looks worse in that comparison.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (WEBkv)

396 "Anyone who can eat that shit and live has to be one tough sumbitch."

Meh. Flavorless.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (qaR8a)

397 Lefse has more flavor.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (qaR8a)

398 Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

I had my GF, back in the day, sponsor an 18y0 Swedish farm girl. She let us meet, while watching over the meeting.

The Swedish girl was not attractive at all, and that included mentally.

Every population has a Gaussian distribution.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

399 WOM is a 501c3 with a board and an advisor committee. These fvckers are organized, they're serious, and they, like al-Qaeda, are using the tools we (civilized people) made against us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:10 PM (G51Gf)


What was that fashionable meme from a few years ago? Oh yeah, the Constitution is not a suicide pact.

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (AMIL/)

400
China looting Galapagos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2EGEvxwXJw
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan

=======

I'm starting to watch, and I want to know:

1 - why does China have to go all the way to Ecuador to get fish??

2 - what is Ecuador doing about it? You'd think they'd be breaking windows at the UN.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (G51Gf)

401 Where are the clinical trials that prove masks and social distancing work?

-

That's different, racist.

#GroceryStoreHeroes
#StrongerTogether
#SixFeetSavesLives

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (3LBaY)

402 NaCly, hugs to you. I will just continue to be me.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:17 PM (Gz0CT)

403
China looting Galapagos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2EGEvxwXJw
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan


Tortoises Attack!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2020 09:17 PM (aKsyK)

404 I'm back.

Okay, I just listened to Kate Bush's The Dreaming for the first time.

Hoo boy...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 09:17 PM (L2ZTs)

405
Ms. Dean is the bitchy elementary school teacher that you remember vividly because all she was good at doing was being bitchy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 09:17 PM (AJwk0)

406 400 comments and still centered?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at July 29, 2020 09:17 PM (AHq56)

407 407

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 09:18 PM (yQpMk)

408 I had my GF, back in the day, sponsor an 18y0 Swedish farm girl. She let us meet, while watching over the meeting.

The Swedish girl was not attractive at all, and that included mentally.

Every population has a Gaussian distribution.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (u82oZ)


Hence St. Greta of Cabbage Patch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 09:18 PM (cE4C5)

409 Room 101.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 29, 2020 09:18 PM (DY3v8)

410 Not a complaint, just an observation:

Lots of instruments on The Dreaming. But Kate Bush seems more interested in making noise with them, than music...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2020 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)

411 #GroceryStoreHeroes

#StrongerTogether

#SixFeetSavesLives


#twoweekstoflattenthecurve

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 09:18 PM (luzVb)

412 2 - what is Ecuador doing about it? You'd think they'd be breaking windows at the UN.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (G51Gf)

Ecuador: "These assholes are infringing on our territorial rights!"

UN: "Yes, but there's a problem... You see, they give us lots and lots of money and they have nuclear weapons and you don't. Sorry."

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:18 PM (BAsqb)

413 inhousepharmacy.vu

Albuterol inhalers
prednisone

And you can get quercetin and zinc through Amazon, among other places. But this is the dumbest thing I've heard. Do we want to let doctors treat this disease or not.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 09:18 PM (JKNZq)

414
Assembling now are the #SchoolTeachers(Lounge)Heroes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 09:18 PM (AJwk0)

415 From the sites I have checked, they have not banned Hydrochloriquine outright. It is a commonly used drug for Rheumatoid Arthritis and some other diseases. This whole thing is surreal though. I thought doctors were allowed to prescribe drugs they thought might help. I thought pharmacists were not doctors for a reason.

The politics of this is really disgusting. Half the population is actively hoping a certain medication will not help simply because the president mentioned it might. Strange world we live in.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2020 09:19 PM (o1Bgo)

416 Center up on this my hearties!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's wide open legs at July 29, 2020 09:19 PM (CLteG)

417 383 Hrothgar, won't need a DR. I can and will self medicate and they can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:15 PM (Gz0CT)


Ben Had, I think you are one of those people that if COVID-19 encountered you, it would go into self-quarentine for four weeks, just to be safe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (eTZoJ)

418 I'm centered, I hate the left and the quislings on the right equally.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (Gz0CT)

419 400 comments and still centered?
-------
Logically, the Ewok has pulled the plug for the night.

Posted by: mr spock at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (an7Mv)

420
And you can get quercetin and zinc through Amazon, among other places. But this is the dumbest thing I've heard. Do we want to let doctors treat this disease or not.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 09:18 PM (JKNZq)

If they treat it, it goes away, the crisis is over and the economy improves.

So...No.

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (BAsqb)

421 405
Ms. Dean is the bitchy elementary school teacher that you remember vividly because all she was good at doing was being bitchy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 09:17 PM

--Yep, both 1st and 3rd grades.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (oZuI0)

422 ♪ ♫ Ben Had! ♫ ♬

You be you. That is a blessing we all can enjoy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

423 Some Pharmacists are uppity fucks. They love to second guess doctors about medication and even refuse to fill it if they see fit.
Shut up and do your job of putting pills in orange bottles with the right labels. Not hard.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (vamgx)

424 Richmond Police chief breaks down after rioters intentionally set a home on fire with a child inside of it. The rioters then used vehicles to block firefighters from reaching the home.

Way to fucking go Virginia.

I can't leave here fast enough.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (ZfRYq)

425 304
Good Lord am I tired.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

Tired of being admired?

Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (99Nt9)

426 393 I know it's common courtesy to thank veterans for their service, but, concretely and on balance, what service did Tammy Duckworth actually perform?
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (oZuI0)

I believe she served in Iraq and lost her legs when her helicopter was shot.
She's anti 2A and not very nice.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 29, 2020 09:21 PM (w6A0l)

427
Yep, both 1st and 3rd grades.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (oZuI0)


Fifth grade for me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 09:21 PM (AJwk0)

428 Smoked many half cigarettes in teacher lounges.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 29, 2020 09:21 PM (fU1ci)

429 Yo.

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)

430 Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (ZfRYq)

Got a link?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 29, 2020 09:21 PM (IYHxL)

431 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July
30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in
the State of Ohio is now illegal.

---

Trump needs to say all schools, malls, concerts, sporting events, etc. need to be cancelled indefinitely and everyone needs to wear a mask. Everything would be opened 100% the next day and masks would be banned. Have you noticed that they decide to the exact opposite of Trump every time. If he suggested that breathing air is good for you, they would smother themselves after telling us to do the same.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2020 09:21 PM (h1jJh)

432 Way to fucking go Virginia.

I can't leave here fast enough.
Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (ZfRYq)

Jesus.

Those trucks are heavy as hell, they couldn't shove the roadblock?

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:21 PM (BAsqb)

433 >>> 406 400 comments and still centered?
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at July 29, 2020 09:17 PM (AHq56)


Yep, I was wrong.

Posted by: WB Yeats at July 29, 2020 09:22 PM (l6b3d)

434 394 324 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July 30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in the State of Ohio is now illegal.


.....

And yet the Oxys and Roxys and Hydros, Lorcets, etc flow while two generations OD and become heroin junkies in the streets of every town.

No harmful side effects to see there.

Show me where on the super science Smiley Face Emoji to Frowny Face Emoji medical chart you self identify your own level of pain.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 09:22 PM (/Ki9y)

435 Hydroxy chloroquine is so damn ineffective that France severely restricted its output from the get-go.

But yeah, there's not one doctor in all of France as smart as all the MBM doctors or Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:22 PM (oZuI0)

436 First mohitos of the season.

Mmmmm!!!

Wassup Hordemates???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2020 09:22 PM (axyOa)

437 Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said young man, pick yourself off the ground....

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 09:22 PM (3vIkC)

438 This whole post is
right
down
the
middle

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2020 09:22 PM (1g7ch)

439 What was that fashionable meme from a few years ago? Oh yeah, the Constitution is not a suicide pact.

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2020 09:16 PM (AMIL/)


Not so fast there comrade citizen!

Posted by: SCCJ Juan Robberts at July 29, 2020 09:22 PM (eTZoJ)

440 Apparently the fire thing was in June

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 09:23 PM (ZfRYq)

441 You be you. That is a blessing we all can enjoy.

A big Amen to that!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:23 PM (dUJdY)

442 Holy shit 400 comments in and we are all still centered here?

Is this a record?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 09:23 PM (+dsLj)

443 You are kidding me. Still centered. I don't like this middle ground, wishy-washy, namby-pamby, can't chose position.

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

444 Lots of Foreigners and Paper Americans are Pharmacists. Probably just a coincidence.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 29, 2020 09:23 PM (vamgx)

445
Richmond Police chief breaks down after rioters intentionally set a
home on fire with a child inside of it. The rioters then used vehicles
to block firefighters from reaching the home.



Way to fucking go Virginia.



I can't leave here fast enough.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (ZfRYq)

I was chatting with a Virginian the other day. He said it is a totally different state once you get out of NOVA. I didn't want to burst his bubble but he is wrong. You have to pick and choose increasingly small areas of the state to find conservative areas. All the cities are gone, but so are many, many small towns.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2020 09:24 PM (o1Bgo)

446 In 80+ days Insom is going to be surrounded by the Horde.

Too bad what happens at a MoMe stays at a Mome.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:24 PM (Gz0CT)

447 Holy shit 400 comments in and we are all still centered here?

Is this a record?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 09:23 PM (+dsLj)

Ok, here is what we do. You send an email to CBD.

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

448 441 You be you. That is a blessing we all can enjoy.

A big Amen to that!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:23 PM (dUJdY)


Amen!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:24 PM (TdMsT)

449 >>> 424 Richmond Police chief breaks down after rioters intentionally set a home on fire with a child inside of it. The rioters then used vehicles to block firefighters from reaching the home.

Way to fucking go Virginia.


It looks like it's from early June. Snopes has already had time to cast it aside with "unproven"

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 09:24 PM (l6b3d)

450 The 2 main reasons we don't have more sightings of aliens are

1.) Trump took away their DACA
2.) Trump ain't counting them on the census so they fly them spaceships somewhere else

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 29, 2020 09:24 PM (cCxiu)

451 446 In 80+ days Insom is going to be surrounded by the Horde.

Too bad what happens at a MoMe stays at a Mome.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:24 PM (Gz0CT)


I can't wait!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:25 PM (TdMsT)

452 If they treat it, it goes away, the crisis is over and the economy improves.

So...No.


=========

Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2020 09:25 PM (1g7ch)

453 Oops, in my last comment #435 I meant export, not output

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:25 PM (oZuI0)

454
So they're going for the real brain power in the leadership.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

=======

I know that's funny, but yes. Some AWFL starts it, and BLM takes it over and expels her. As far as I can tell, the AWFL has now founded another group. Claims to have 3k members in just a few hours. Hey, it could be true.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:25 PM (G51Gf)

455 Dr. Fauci , brilliant guy, great guy, the Best!

Masks are patriotic, Sweden is doing "terribly".
Lots of confusion for those of us who are not very good at just doing what we are told.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 09:25 PM (luzVb)

456 Why does this centering remind me of bad poetry?
Rhyming can be an indicator.
Metre can give it away.
But centering is a dead giveaway.
Burma Shave.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 29, 2020 09:25 PM (e1mEI)

457
Pelosi called Barr a "blob" today. The blob was an alien. So Barr is an alien. Impeach!!

We want our mummy back!
That curse worked too good.

Posted by: Egyptian Museum at July 29, 2020 09:25 PM (t6XCL)

458 I believe she served in Iraq and lost her legs when her helicopter was shot.
She's anti 2A and not very nice.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 29, 2020 09:21 PM (w6A0l)

--But did she actually accomplish something effective in battle, or did she just fuck up like that other D who lost three limbs (also in a helicopter accident IIRC)?

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:26 PM (oZuI0)

459
Good Lord am I tired.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

Tired of being admired?
Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 29, 2020 09:20 PM (99Nt9)

When that starts happening, I'll let you know.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

460
I know that's funny, but yes. Some AWFL starts it, and BLM takes it over and expels her. As far as I can tell, the AWFL has now founded another group. Claims to have 3k members in just a few hours. Hey, it could be true.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:25 PM (G51Gf)

Splitters!

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:26 PM (BAsqb)

461 446 In 80+ days Insom is going to be surrounded by the Horde.

Too bad what happens at a MoMe stays at a Mome.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:24 PM (Gz0CT)

Oh boy, am I in for it...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

462 378 China looting Galapagos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2EGEvxwXJw
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at July 29, 2020 09:13 PM (AHq56)
===
Just nuke them already. F!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 09:27 PM (BRkq2)

463 Ladyl, I hope you clean house, but I need you here in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:27 PM (Gz0CT)

464 >>>Can I wear a black cowboy hat, impersonate Jim Ross and do the announcing??? "He's beating him like a government mule!!!!"<<<

What ever happened to that other loudmouth grappler, The Rock? I thought he was going be president, because you know, wrassling is a prerequisite to becoming a great president, much like Kamala Harris thinks sucking cock will take you straight to the top!

Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (PBghA)

465 As the epidemic path follows its utterly predictable course, completely unaffected by any policies or restrictions, and is now on the down-slope, the lashing out by governors and mayors is becoming Hitlerian, in the sense of April '45.

More and more extreme diktats and orders and measures being adopted, all of them irrelevant to the puported "goal", but increasing suffering and costs.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (OTzUX)

466 No examination of COVID-19 Wuhan policies in Taiwan, Singapore, Sweden, and South Korea, all of which came through pretty well.

**Le Sigh**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

467 This is like when Varitek split the uprights to win the Super Bowl

Posted by: Menino at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (oZuI0)

468 Hydroxy chloroquine is so damn ineffective that France severely restricted its output from the get-go.



But yeah, there's not one doctor in all of France as smart as all the MBM doctors or Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:22 PM (oZuI0)

France also restricted Nicotine gum as they thought it might be effective. That came out a few months ago but I have not read anything about it since. I have no clue if it is effective or not, but the story seemed to just disappear.

I think the real issue is how many have been tested for anibodes and if if you had it you are likely immune. It seems to me the leaders don't want to talk about this issue. If you already had it and you ARE immune, (not saying you are), but if, it would make it harder to make everyone do what they say.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (o1Bgo)

469 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order , effective July 30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of Hydroxychloroquine in
the State of Ohio is now illegal.


So you can't get it if you have lupus?

So you can't get it if you have arthritis?

You can't get it if you are traveling to a malarial country?

This is nuts.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (I2/tG)

470 I'm confused - when a doctor writes a prescription, he doesn't put the diagnosis on the prescription.
So how can the pharmacist know why the HCQ is rx'd?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (TOyHQ)

471 Oh boy, am I in for it...

You have no idea.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

472 The Ohio State Board of Pharmacy is issuing an order
, effective July 30, that the dispensing, prescribing or selling of
Hydroxychloroquine in the State of Ohio is now illegal.



I have never seen anything like this in 30 years of practice in health care.



https://heavy.com/news/2020/07/ohio-bans-hydroxychloroquine-coronavirus/

Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 09:03 PM (DN4+z)


So people who have a prescription for it will be denied the drug? Sue the fck out of these asshoes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (PtHxC)

473
@WhiteHovse Jun 1

Richmond Police chief breaks down after rioters intentionally set a home on fire with a child inside of it.

The rioters then used vehicles to block firefighters from reaching the home.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (lfmil)

474 471 Oh boy, am I in for it...

You have no idea.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

475 Diogenes, your a month late. I been handing out mojitos for awhile.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (Gz0CT)

476
--But did she actually accomplish something effective in battle, or did she just fuck up like that other D who lost three limbs (also in a helicopter accident IIRC)?
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:26 PM (oZuI0)

I'm not throwing shade at anyone who got injured over there. Not everyone's Sergeant York. I was in a reconnaissance unit and spent most of my time sitting in a gun turret. At the time, I thought I was helping the Greater Good as well, and I almost got my ass blown off but fortunately the IED builder fucked up.

That being said, if I had been injured I hopefully wouldn't have used it as an excuse to be an asshole.

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (BAsqb)

477 Insom

Please don't whine about having a job and working hard. It's better than the alternative.

Be thankful. There are a lot of people who just lost everything.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (U2p+3)

478 Logprof, remember she the Illinois senator. A Dem stronghold. What actually happened and how it's reported are not the same thing.
She's a nasty piece of work, she has been rather nasty in interviews you'll never know the truth because you are far to lowly to understand her superior intellect.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 29, 2020 09:30 PM (w6A0l)

479 Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 09:28 PM (OTzUX)

Inside every liberal, is a nascent tyrant just waiting for a chance to make things "better"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:30 PM (eTZoJ)

480 So Snopes, in Snopes fashion says it's "unproven" because the mostly peaceful rioters didn't set fire to the house.


The house caught fire because there happened to be a large number of burning cars in the area for some unknown reason that happened to catch the house on fire. An the mostly peaceful rioters didn't block the emergency services, they were blocked by a large mass of garbage bags that suddenly appeared on the street and then suddenly caught on fire.


It wasn't the mostly peaceful rioters, it was those cars and bags.


Thanks Snopes.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (l6b3d)

481
Ok, here is what we do. You send an email to CBD.
Posted by: runner


Just make sure you don't bust the margins in your email.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

482
That being said, if I had been injured I hopefully wouldn't have used it as an excuse to be an asshole.
Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (BAsqb)

--After the Civil War it was called "waving the bloody shirt"

Posted by: Menino at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (oZuI0)

483 Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (U2p+3)

Nobody's whining. Just tired is all. And definitely glad to be employed. Just think, all it took was fake pandemic!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)

484 475 Diogenes, your a month late. I been handing out mojitos for awhile.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (Gz0CT)


Now I feel neglected!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (eTZoJ)

485 /aw fuck, Mumbles sock

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (oZuI0)

486 Jewells, He will have stories.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (Gz0CT)

487 "Oh boy, am I in for it..."

A spanking!

Posted by: Zoot at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (Tnijr)

488 484 475 Diogenes, your a month late. I been handing out mojitos for awhile.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (Gz0CT)

Now I feel neglected!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (eTZoJ)

I didn't get a mojito either, so don't feel too bad.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

489 Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!

That is inside a lot of people. Mostly reactionary types that long for the Paleolithic, with tribal hierarchies on our ur-DNA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

490 I came unglued on a bar customer today that brought up "harmful side effects" with hydroxychloroquine.

I asked him if there were harmful side effects from chemotherapy or radiation? How about birth control pills? How about blood thinners? How about blood pressure medication? How about putting little kids on Ritalin? How about every f*cking pill ever under the sun? Do you watch pill commercial on television, bro? How about boner pills, surely you know about those, right? Should we ban everything you dumbass? That's what I thought. You don't know what the f*ck you are talking about, you just like the noise that comes from your own mouth.

He just sat there aghast and the other customers didn't even look up from their drinks.

Left me a $5 tip. Strange.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (/Ki9y)

491 They make the doctor call in and they ask him. One of the CA doctors had that happen. And he had one pharmacist that wouldn't fill it.

It's over the counter in a lot of countries. We need to start smuggling it in.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)

492 Ok, here is what we do. You send an email to CBD.
Posted by: runner

Just make sure you don't bust the margins in your email.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

Be sure to Sous-vide.

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)

493 FWIW, CBD has been notified!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:33 PM (eTZoJ)

494 Naughty Zoot it here!

Perks up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

495 I DID NOT GET A MOJITO LIKE THE REST OF YOUS !!

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

496 That's how it always goes, first the admiring, then the running and the screaming..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 09:33 PM (yQpMk)

497 If he suggested that breathing air is good for you, they would smother themselves after telling us to do the same.


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2020 09:21 PM (h1jJh)

Oh if only it was that easy!!!!

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 09:33 PM (ddH3T)

498 A spanking!
Posted by: Zoot at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (Tnijr)

Hmmm...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

499 Hrothgar. what can I do to make it up to you?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (Gz0CT)

500 Left me a $5 tip. Strange.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (/Ki9y)
-------

Maybe he was grateful you opened his eyes and he paid you for the lesson.

Well done.

Posted by: bluebell at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (/669Q)

501 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (/Ki9y)

Comrade BC, I'd really like to buy you a drink!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (eTZoJ)

502 FWIW, CBD has been notified!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:33 PM (eTZoJ)


Thank you kindly. I know I we can always rely on you to be sensible and levelheaded.

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (zr5Kq)

503 Diogenes, your a month late. I been handing out mojitos for awhile.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (Gz0CT)

Now I feel neglected!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (eTZoJ)

I didn't get a mojito either, so don't feel too bad.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Well. In my defense Sumner didn't get here until this week.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (axyOa)

504 496 That's how it always goes, first the admiring, then the running and the screaming..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 09:33 PM (yQpMk)

Then the shame and recrimination. Or does recrimination come first?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs)

505 --But did she actually accomplish something effective in battle, or did she just fuck up like that other D who lost three limbs (also in a helicopter accident IIRC)?
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:26 PM (oZuI0)

She didn't fuck up. She was co pilot of a Blackhawk that got hit with an RPG. Unfortunately for her it was a direct hit under her. I think she was the only one with severe injuries.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (2DOZq)

506 I and we...lol WE THE HORDE

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (zr5Kq)

507
It wasn't the mostly peaceful rioters, it was those cars and bags.


Thanks Snopes.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (l6b3d)

"No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:35 PM (BAsqb)

508 >>>Inside every liberal, is a nascent tyrant just waiting for a chance to make things "better"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:30 PM (eTZoJ)

COVID

Dems: We need a cure.
HCQ: _ Here I am
Dems: No, not you.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 09:35 PM (lfmil)

509 I can go to Costa Rica and swallow balloons full of Hydroxychloroquine, as well as quarters, what with the coins shortage. It hasn't been this bad since PacMan.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 29, 2020 09:35 PM (DY3v8)

510 499 Hrothgar. what can I do to make it up to you?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (Gz0CT)


We can discuss that in October:-)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:35 PM (eTZoJ)

511 490
I came unglued on a bar customer today that brought up "harmful side effects" with hydroxychloroquine.



What is this "bar" you speak of? Is this a place where one can purchase adult beverages, unimpeded by tyrannical mandates???

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 09:35 PM (3vIkC)

512 Or else he was afraid you'd come over the bar and beat him up.

Posted by: bluebell at July 29, 2020 09:35 PM (/669Q)

513 Okay now Bushwick went off rails.

Because CW2 is Texas seceding, okay, but of course it's a white supremacist army.

Because of course it is.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 09:35 PM (ZfRYq)

514 Then the shame and recrimination. Or does recrimination come first?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs)
---------

I saw Shame and Recrimination open for Drunken Jello Wrestling in '99.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (WEBkv)

515 511 490
I came unglued on a bar customer today that brought up "harmful side effects" with hydroxychloroquine.



What is this "bar" you speak of? Is this a place where one can purchase adult beverages, unimpeded by tyrannical mandates???
Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 09:35 PM (3vIkC)

I have heard tell of these "bar" places...they seem almost lost to the mists of time now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

516 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (/Ki9y)

I think I love you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

517 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (/Ki9y)

Corona-Chan: Kills you with horror show pneumonia

Libs: You can't take that drug, it's DANGEROUS

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (BAsqb)

518 Then the shame and recrimination. Or does recrimination come first?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs)


Nah, it is the shame that lasts forever!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (eTZoJ)

519 You have just not been paying attention. I was offering mojitos a month ago.

Open those ports!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (Gz0CT)

520 516 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (/Ki9y)

I think I love you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

So what are you so afraid of?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

521 Holy crap, even the Mickey Mouse Sports Network is taking a breath from sucking Communist China's little rice dick to do some reporting:

https://www.outkick.com/espn-drops-bombshell-report-on-nbas-chinese-academies/


Outkick has been on it this past week!

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:37 PM (oZuI0)

522 Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 09:35 PM (3vIkC)

.....

Where I work is still free, for now.

We are even still Free Breathers with no mask mandate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 09:37 PM (/Ki9y)

523 I can't understand anyone in the military being Democrat unless they had an ulterior motive in joining the military.

Duckworth joined because it's what her father did. She may have had political ambitions though which is why most Dems join the military. Resume builder.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 09:37 PM (2DOZq)

524 Open those ports!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (Gz0CT)


Looks for USB wire brush...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:37 PM (eTZoJ)

525 I saw Shame and Recrimination open for Drunken Jello Wrestling in '99.


You would expect it to be the other way around.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 09:37 PM (yQpMk)

526 Famotidine in Pepcid seemed to work against Wuflu in some poorer communities. didn't hear if it was true but there was a run of it on Amazon.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 09:37 PM (JKNZq)

527 519 You have just not been paying attention. I was offering mojitos a month ago.

Open those ports!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (Gz0CT)

*places pitcher under USB*

Ready to go!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:38 PM (NWiLs)

528 Ben Had

What rum are you using?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

529 435
Hydroxy chloroquine is so damn ineffective that France severely restricted its output from the get-go.



But yeah, there's not one doctor in all of France as smart as all the MBM doctors or Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:22 PM (oZuI0)


The Doctors who use and recommend it are actual practicing Doctors, who see patients eye to eye and feel responsible for their welfare not a bureaucrat riding a desk for decades. Fortunately I have a practicing GP who will prescribe it to me in case I need it.

Posted by: Javems at July 29, 2020 09:38 PM (73CtD)

530 488 484 475 Diogenes, your a month late. I been handing out mojitos for awhile.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (Gz0CT)

Now I feel neglected!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (eTZoJ)

I didn't get a mojito either, so don't feel too bad.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)


I was greeted in Texas by Ben Had, who handed me the most delicious Bloody Mary I've ever tasted.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:38 PM (TdMsT)

531 Yeah, I haven't been overly impressed with Barr's overall results, but the Pimp Hand is definitely strong with this one.

In a just world, that woman's impact would be limited to making life miserable for her cats and anyone dumb enough to buy a house in her HOA.

She's the type who'd be going around with a colorimeter to make sure that the name stenciled on your mailbox was the proper shade of Medium Pale Ecru.

(Ecru is a color, right? Somehow I feel less manly for knowing that)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2020 09:38 PM (4QyVs)

532 Congresswoman Dean, your hippocampus is showing.

Seriously, she acted like HM and has no working memory.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 29, 2020 09:39 PM (DY3v8)

533 What rum are you using?
Posted by: NaCly Dog


OK, see.a here is man with a serious, on topic question

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)

534 Left me a $5 tip. Strange.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (/Ki9y)


Best rant I've read for a while.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (y7DUB)

535 I CANNOT TYPE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS !

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (zr5Kq)

536 Our ruling class is made up of some really stupid, repugnant people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs)

537 Ecru is a color, it's like an off-white.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (j9HX3)

538 Steady as she goes, Commodore.

Posted by: Miklos, heading 0 degrees true at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

539 I don't know how anyone could tolerate watching these tortured self-important stooges pretend to be bigshots against the AG yesterday for more than a few seconds. They are stomach-churning mental midgets who nobody has ever liked because they are sociopathic stab you in the back fucktards.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (ddH3T)

540 So what are you so afraid of?

I'm afraid of a love I'm not sure of.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (dUJdY)

541 530 488 484 475 Diogenes, your a month late. I been handing out mojitos for awhile.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:29 PM (Gz0CT)

Now I feel neglected!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:31 PM (eTZoJ)

I didn't get a mojito either, so don't feel too bad.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)


I was greeted in Texas by Ben Had, who handed me the most delicious Bloody Mary I've ever tasted.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:38 PM (TdMsT)

We're talking about mojitos. Try to keep up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs)

542 When I arrived at the MoMeet, I did not get a drink, but something that made me feel even better.

A hug from Ben H. She can melt a heart of stone with her life-affirming hug.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

543 AH, A MAYAN ON A YAMAHA!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 29, 2020 09:41 PM (j3jZX)

544 This is like when Varitek split the uprights to win the Super Bowl

"Laces OUT!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 09:41 PM (HaL55)

545 The Doctors who use and recommend it are actual practicing Doctors, who see patients eye to eye and feel responsible for their welfare not a bureaucrat riding a desk for decades. Fortunately I have a practicing GP who will prescribe it to me in case I need it.
Posted by: Javems at July 29, 2020 09:38 PM (73CtD)

--Hmm, maybe kinda like Trump's personal doctor???

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:41 PM (oZuI0)

546 I was greeted in Texas by Ben Had, who handed me the most delicious Bloody Mary I've ever tasted.

It was delicious wasn't it?? After that long drive..just what I needed!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)

547 544 This is like when Varitek split the uprights to win the Super Bowl

"Laces OUT!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 09:41 PM (HaL55)

Finkel is Einhorn!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

548 542 When I arrived at the MoMeet, I did not get a drink, but something that made me feel even better.

A hug from Ben H. She can melt a heart of stone with her life-affirming hug.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)


Same here!

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2020 09:42 PM (AMIL/)

549
546 I was greeted in Texas by Ben Had, who handed me the most delicious Bloody Mary I've ever tasted.

It was delicious wasn't it?? After that long drive..just what I needed!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)


It's a memory I treasure.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:42 PM (TdMsT)

550 More than 500 comments and we're still center-justified?

I think the ISO 9001 certification may get pulled this year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (wPVhA)

551 Duckworth joined because it's what her father did. She may have had political ambitions though which is why most Dems join the military. Resume builder.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 09:37 PM (2DOZq)

Maybe, maybe not. She may be a bitch now but I don't see a reason to ascribe bad faith to her joining up. Combat and getting fucked up do bad things to you. I've known a couple of dudes like that, guys who got their heads misaligned and never got over it. Why do you think the suicide rate is what it is?

And yes, I am somewhat reflexively defending her because she got jacked up-- guilty. I'm just trying to say her being a crippled bitch now doesn't mean she was a disloyal bitch back then.

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (BAsqb)

552 Just drink a lot of tonic water and take some zicam.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (2DOZq)

553 548 542 When I arrived at the MoMeet, I did not get a drink, but something that made me feel even better.

A hug from Ben H. She can melt a heart of stone with her life-affirming hug.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)


Same here!
Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2020 09:42 PM (AMIL/)


Same here! When God made Ben Had He broke the mold.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (TdMsT)

554 I think the ISO 9001 certification may get pulled this year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (wPVhA)

I got yer ISO 9001 to pull...right HERE

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

555 516
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2020 09:32 PM (/Ki9y)



I think I love you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

_________


This! No homo ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (WqPYg)

556 A hug from Ben H. She can melt a heart of stone with her life-affirming hug.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)


What is best in life?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (eTZoJ)

557 Cicero (@cicero)

Meh. It's AoSHQ. We can survive most anything. And in the days of Flame War Fridays, we did.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

558 The Pretenders:

"Middle of the Road":

https://youtu.be/-KosB3XJO_s

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:44 PM (oZuI0)

559 (Ecru is a color, right? Somehow I feel less manly for knowing that)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2020 09:38 PM (4QyVs)

I defer any color questions beyond what maroon is to the nearest female. They Understand things like that.

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:44 PM (BAsqb)

560 We're talking about mojitos. Try to keep up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs)


I can't keep up! I try and try, but I just cant!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:44 PM (TdMsT)

561 "Madeleine Cunnane Dean"

I think there's a missing "t" in that middle name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2020 09:44 PM (4QyVs)

562 Is this a world record for uncorrected formatting error?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)

563 The Bloody Mary' s are still on tap for Jewells and LadyL. 3 fingers of Balvenie for Insom and I will be hugging NaCly and Hrothgar over here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:45 PM (Gz0CT)

564 Ben Had -
Let me know if you can want another Mojito X mint plant in October. I have two - hopefully they'll survive my amateur container gardening efforts until then!

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2020 09:45 PM (AMIL/)

565 And yes, I am somewhat reflexively defending her because she got jacked up-- guilty. I'm just trying to say her being a crippled bitch now doesn't mean she was a disloyal bitch back then.
Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (BAsqb)

--I get that.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:45 PM (oZuI0)

566 What is this "bar" you speak of? Is this a place where one can purchase adult beverages, unimpeded by tyrannical mandates???

Legend has it that there were also people called "musicians" in them that played something called "live music."

Alas, all these memories are lost like tears in rain...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (HaL55)

567 Wait, Ben Had is an 'ette?

Awesome sauce ... when we all move to Texas for our last stand, I look forward to getting my hug, too. #MeToo!

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (WqPYg)

568 BC, did you ask him/her how much of his/her mind was left?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (fU1ci)

569 It's Hump Day!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (qaR8a)

570 hug from Ben H. She can melt a heart of stone with her life-affirming hug.

Yes indeed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (dUJdY)

571 Obviously, the Democrats use a media expert to devise their questions, gameplay responses and then conspire a follow-up the next day for their target audience. Too bad there isn't an opposition party to call them on it.

Posted by: EveR at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (ZZDMQ)

572 Will this work?

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Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (4QyVs)

573 552 Just drink a lot of tonic water and take some zicam.


fyi you can substitute green tea extract for the HCQ to increase the zinc absorption.

so HCQ/zinc is best, but in a pinch, green tea extract/zinc will also work

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (j9HX3)

574 552 Just drink a lot of tonic water and take some zicam.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (2DOZq)


Good dose of
Gin
never hurt tonic water

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (lfmil)

575
So, just getting here, and it appears, contrary to earlier comments, the center CAN hold.

Posted by: Painting the Corners at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (jU8C+)

576 I'm uneasy about ecru privilege.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (BRkq2)

577 563 The Bloody Mary' s are still on tap for Jewells and LadyL. 3 fingers of Balvenie for Insom and I will be hugging NaCly and Hrothgar over here.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:45 PM (Gz0CT)


This made my day!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (TdMsT)

578 Vanya

Went through a kitchen renewal / repainting with my wife.

I never knew there were so many whites, and that they all meant something.

I'm a black, blue,--> orange, red kinda guy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

579 562
Is this a world record for uncorrected formatting error?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)

___________


Ace must be lying under a 300-pound flat screen TV and mount that failed, unable to move or get to his phone, computer, or LifeAlert.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 09:47 PM (WqPYg)

580 Looking forward to it Ben!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)

581 I will be hugging NaCly and Hrothgar over here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:45 PM (Gz0CT)

My day is made!

Except I sure hope you intend to do that one at a time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:48 PM (eTZoJ)

582 Booze and hugs. I like it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)

584 Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:43 PM (BAsqb)

I don't think implied she was in anyway disloyal. In fact I said the main reason she joined was because her family served in the military since the Revoutionary War. Her life prior to joining though was a normal progression to becoming a liberal.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (2DOZq)

585 did not work...

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)

586 Bought a house, all the kitchen cabinets were BLUE.
Serious Blue.
Gallons of white paint

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (lfmil)

587 Is this a world record for uncorrected formatting error?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)
--------

Bander, you with your Open Blogger privilege, can't you do something?

Posted by: bluebell at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (/669Q)

588

Ecru is that stupid bird in the insurance commercials.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (aKsyK)

589 I never knew there were so many whites, and that they all meant something.

I was in Home Depot the other day picking out a color for the living room. There's like 50 or 60 shades of white for crying out loud! It's not even a color!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (dUJdY)

590 Gref, the mint will be welcome. I may stand to be corrected but Bitter Clinger has volunteered to be our bartender this year.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (Gz0CT)

591 571
Obviously, the Democrats use a media expert to devise their questions,
gameplay responses and then conspire a follow-up the next day for their
target audience. Too bad there isn't an opposition party to call them on
it.

Posted by: EveR at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (ZZDMQ)

__________


#TwoWeeks
#NotTheHillToDieOn
#ButMuhJudges
#PleaseContributeToOurReelectionsSuckers

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg)

592 Ace must be lying under a 300-pound flat screen TV and mount that failed, unable to move or get to his phone, computer, or LifeAlert.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 09:47 PM (WqPYg)


Or he's saying to himself, "They'll get what they pay for, and like it!"

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (AMIL/)

593 569 It's Hump Day!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 09:46 PM (qaR8a)

Spent a weekend in Hope, AK, and the humpies were running hard in Resurrection River. So, my son, the inveterate fisherman, proceeded to cast and catch said humpies. He smiled when I call him a Humpy Whumper.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 29, 2020 09:50 PM (qQnCr)

594 I can smell their unwashed cunts from here.

And I have no nose!

Posted by: Hitler's dog at July 29, 2020 09:50 PM (B240F)

595 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:47 PM (u82oZ)



"What about this one?"

"Are you CRAZY?! That's only for funerals!"

"Umm... Okay... This one?"

"That's only for funerals IN WINTER!"

"Wow... uh... all right... this...?"

"That's Ivory Bone! That's for hospital wards and mother of the bride dresses!"

"You know what? Fuck it. I'm going to get a replacement lawnmower blade. I'll meet you at the checkout."

"How come you always make me pick the colors?!"

Posted by: Vanya at July 29, 2020 09:50 PM (BAsqb)

596 Jeebus, watching Dummy Joe on DVR'd Tucker. Hello Cleveland! What a veg. Perfect for braindead dems, I guess.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 09:50 PM (qaR8a)

597
So, Madonna posted that Nigerian doctor on her Instagram feed and said this:

>>some people dont want to hear the truth. Especially the people in power who stand to make money from this long drawn out search for a vaccine Which has been proven and available for months. They would rather let fear control them and let the rich get richer and the poor and sick get sicker


So Instagram suppressed her post.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:50 PM (G51Gf)

598 ShainS

Maybe Ace is out on the town, making ladies heads turn as he roars past them on his Vespa. With the messenger bag and the leather fringes floating on the breeze. And the Crocks gleaming.

With a cute Italian named Sciencia hugging on for dear life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

599 Fredo's wife had a pretty decent rack in Godfather II

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 29, 2020 09:51 PM (ufFY8)

600 that does it ! I want a refund !

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq)

601 523
I can't understand anyone in the military being Democrat unless they had an ulterior motive in joining the military.



Duckworth joined because it's what her father did. She may have had
political ambitions though which is why most Dems join the military.
Resume builder.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 09:37 PM (2DOZq)

Lots of Democrats in the military, especially in the service support branches. Job guaranteed by the government, health care, housing, retirement, etc. If you don't have to fight, say, you're a quartermaster inventorying stockage of tents in a depot in Germany, it's very much a life of being a socialist drone. Everybody's not a trigger puller. I went to a course at about the tenth year of service which was the first level where you meet people outside your branch (in my case infantry). There were 4 people in my small group (12 captains) who had never even been in a division in about 10 years of service, not even a division support command. They had been in supply depots and maintenance depots and signal facilities and transportation commands. God love them, we need them, but the Army they were in was a lot different than the one I was in. And more diverse, shall we say, too. It's easy to imagine they were all Democrats.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2020 09:51 PM (jK8Z7)

602 I never knew there were so many whites, and that they all meant something.

-

Holy cow that's racist.


hahaha

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 09:51 PM (3LBaY)

603
582 Booze and hugs. I like it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 09:49 PM (NWiLs)


You have no idea!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

604 So Instagram suppressed her post.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:50 PM (G51Gf)
------

It feels weird to be on the same side of an issue as Madonna. We are living in bizarro world.

Posted by: bluebell at July 29, 2020 09:52 PM (/669Q)

605 Looks like the Central Scrutinizer took over this blog

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 29, 2020 09:52 PM (7ZQe3)

606 579 562
Is this a world record for uncorrected formatting error?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 202


This my friend, was no error.

Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 09:52 PM (EiNjl)

607 JAG Corps is lousy with proggys.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 29, 2020 09:52 PM (ja/kn)

608
ace is going to come back here, look at this 600+ thread of centered hell, and cry that he did this to us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:52 PM (G51Gf)

609 Holy cow that's racist.


hahaha
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 09:51 PM (3LBaY)

Wait... so what color was the cow?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 29, 2020 09:53 PM (qQnCr)

610
Maybe Ace is out on the town, making ladies heads turn as he roars past them on his Vespa. With the messenger bag and the leather fringes floating on the breeze. And the Crocks gleaming.

With a cute Italian named Sciencia hugging on for dear life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:51 PM (u82oZ)


What a great image!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:53 PM (TdMsT)

611 ace is going to come back here, look at this 600+ thread of centered hell, and cry that he did this to us.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:52 PM (G51Gf)
---------

Wrong. He will never come back to this thread. It will remain like this for all eternity.

Posted by: bluebell at July 29, 2020 09:53 PM (/669Q)

612 I was in Home Depot the other day picking out a color for the living
room. There's like 50 or 60 shades of white for crying out loud! It's
not even a color!!


Unfortunately for me I found all the paint for stately Casa Backwardio along with some drywall compound and my old drywall tools today whilst moving the stuff into the new, much smaller storage room.


Please don't tell B'Gal I found all that stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 09:53 PM (HaL55)

613 Vanya

LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:53 PM (u82oZ)

614 I dont think ace cries.

Only humans capable of building shelves do that.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 09:53 PM (+dsLj)

615 Doctors in Nevada Sue Sisolak Over Ban on Hydroxychloroquine

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 09:53 PM (lfmil)

616 " was in Home Depot the other day picking out a color for the living room. There's like 50 or 60 shades of white for crying out loud! "

Well that right there is white privilege!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2020 09:54 PM (qaR8a)

617 > Spent a weekend in Hope, AK, and the humpies were running hard in Resurrection River.

Got fresh humpies cooking as we speak, and more for tomorrow. The gift of a family friend, who also supplies us with moose and caribou during those seasons.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2020 09:54 PM (4QyVs)

618 Went through a kitchen renewal / repainting with my wife.

I never knew there were so many whites, and that they all meant something.

I'm a black, blue,--> orange, red kinda guy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

-----------

Don't get me started on cabinet handles vs knobs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2020 09:54 PM (wPVhA)

619 s this a world record for uncorrected formatting error?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 202


This my friend, was no error.
Posted by: Ha at July 29, 2020 09:52 PM (EiNjl)

I have a bad feeling about this ....

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:54 PM (zr5Kq)

620 Democrats love Central Casting

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 29, 2020 09:54 PM (fU1ci)

621
>>>So Instagram suppressed her post.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:50 PM

=====

You know it is still the year 2020 when Madonna is making sense.

Posted by: Painting the Corners at July 29, 2020 09:54 PM (jU8C+)

622 Show us on the doll where the bad AG hurt you, congresspersyn

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2020 09:54 PM (qAR6u)

623
Will this work?

[/center]
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

========

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:54 PM (G51Gf)

624 Got fresh humpies cooking as we speak, and more for tomorrow. The gift of a family friend, who also supplies us with moose and caribou during those seasons.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2020 09:54 PM (4QyVs)

Ugh, humpies. I'll feed them to the dog, but that's about it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 29, 2020 09:54 PM (qQnCr)

625 Don't get me started on cabinet handles vs knobs.

***

Why not both?

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (7ZQe3)

626 They had been in supply depots and maintenance depots and signal facilities and transportation commands. God love them, we need them, but the Army they were in was a lot different than the one I was in. And more diverse, shall we say, too. It's easy to imagine they were all Democrats.

-

I read recently that the Army is actively trying to counter that type of racial discrimination in their ranks, so I'm sure we'll see a lot more people being moved from these support and maintenance positions and into responsible front-line combat duties where they are underrepresented.

That's how this works, right?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (3LBaY)

627 >>>Let's center the Black Lives Matter movement's demands for racial justice and police accountability.<<<

We're coming full circle. Of what, I have no idea.

Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (PBghA)

628 What fucking bizarro world did I just land in where Madonna had a coherent thought?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (+dsLj)

629 too bad a good number of doctors is in it for the money, don't care abnout patients , only their paychecks and careers

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)

630 So Instagram suppressed her post.
Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:50 PM (G51Gf)


Sadly, I am not shocked that this blatant manipulation of information access is allowed to be passed over so casually by our betters.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (eTZoJ)

631
>>> 625 Don't get me started on cabinet handles vs knobs.

***

Why not both?
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (7ZQe3)

=====

What you need to do is make those puppies remote control.

Posted by: Painting the Corners at July 29, 2020 09:56 PM (jU8C+)

632 Chelsea Clinton got married in Soros's garden with reception at his mansion.

Posted by: DailyDish at July 29, 2020 09:56 PM (KSBDE)

633 Have they changed the name of Navajo White yet?

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 09:57 PM (JKNZq)

634 What fucking bizarro world did I just land in where Madonna had a coherent thought?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (+dsLj)


----------

Don't lose your shit. It won't last.

Besides, Cher is still spewing idiocies that warp spacetime.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2020 09:57 PM (wPVhA)

635 I just read at amazonpundit that a 500,000 year old extinct volcano in China just decided 2020 was the year to wake up.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 09:57 PM (+dsLj)

636 if we get to 666 we know Beelzebub is involved

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:57 PM (zr5Kq)

637
I dont think ace cries.

Only humans capable of building shelves do that.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel

========

First thing I see him tomorrow, I'm going to tell him to go look in this thread and explain himself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 09:57 PM (G51Gf)

638 The only place that is going to rival the NoVaMoMe for hugs is being in Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 09:57 PM (Gz0CT)

639 607 JAG Corps is lousy with proggys.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 29, 2020 09:52 PM (ja/kn)


That explains far too much!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (eTZoJ)

640 ( )( )
*

Posted by: Zettai at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (5bF1m)

641 I read recently that the Army is actively trying to counter that type of racial discrimination in their ranks, so I'm sure we'll see a lot more people being moved from these support and maintenance positions and into responsible front-line combat duties where they are underrepresented.

That's how this works, right?
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (3LBaY)

Every G-damned day I get another email from big Army and the nobs on down the line about how we can be better, how we can root out "unconscious bias," how we can.....

FUCK all 'em.

I'm so tired of being called a racist by a bunch of entitled, pampered asshats who've never seen the action end of a gun barrel, but are experts on how awful all their employees must be.

And there's not a damned thing I can do about it except bitch. So....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (qQnCr)

642 628 What fucking bizarro world did I just land in where Madonna had a coherent thought?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (+dsLj)

--and E$PN reporters called out the NBLMA, but their jobs shan't last.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (oZuI0)

643 "How come you always make me pick the colors?!"


This is a conversation every man has had at least once in his life.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (HaL55)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (eTZoJ)

645 Bugger
me
dead
...

Posted by: Zettai at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (5bF1m)

646 633 Have they changed the name of Navajo White yet?
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 09:57 PM (JKNZq)


I can't tell you how many rooms I had painted Navaho White back in the day.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

647 How come you always make me pick the colors?!"


This is a conversation every man has had at least once in his life.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (HaL55)



lol, does not help if one is color blind, does it

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 09:59 PM (zr5Kq)

648 Blonde Morticia

You know Ace? Have any stories you want to share?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:59 PM (u82oZ)

649 > Ugh, humpies. I'll feed them to the dog, but that's about it.

More for me. Chum, yeah, no, but pinks are fine if they're fresh and well-prepared.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2020 09:59 PM (4QyVs)

650 How come you always make me pick the colors?!

-

(fistbump)

Posted by: Democrats for the last 150 years at July 29, 2020 10:00 PM (3LBaY)

651
>>> "How come you always make me pick the colors?!"


This is a conversation every man has had at least once in his life.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (HaL55)

====

Yes, Vayna pretty much nailed it.

Posted by: Painting the Corners at July 29, 2020 10:00 PM (jU8C+)

652 test

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 10:00 PM (zr5Kq)

653 632 Chelsea Clinton got married in Soros's garden with reception at his mansion.
Posted by: DailyDish at July 29, 2020 09:56 PM (KSBDE)

No, I think it was some historic house that went bankrupt and foreclosed after her partay.
The link is I think her husband is Soros nephew.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (w6A0l)

654 Ohio Department of Health
BANS
hydroxychloroquine in treating
COVID-19

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (lfmil)

655 This is a conversation every man has had at least once in his life.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebe
=====
Conversation? Like, where ideas are exchanged back and forth in calm tones?
Might want to hit the thesaurus.
Cause paint color picking ain't a conversation.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (8AONa)

656 NOOD. Mis Hum ONT!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

657 You know Ace? Have any stories you want to share?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 09:59 PM (u82oZ)

Oh, c'mon, you know the drill. Dirty, fuzzy little leg humper spazzing out to bizarre music and yelling "Yub Yub!" at the top of his squeaky little lungs. Could use a flea dip.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (qQnCr)

658 Inline styles
Classes, ID's
Empty tags
Tags with one space
Successive spaces
Remove comments
Tag attributes
Make plain text

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq)

659 I like being able to pick all the paint colors. I have a faint suspicion that my husband is a bit color-blind.

Posted by: bluebell at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (/669Q)

660 Ladyl, Navajo white, just one more reason to love you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (Gz0CT)

661 ok, that did not work

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq)

662 need keys to the kingdom

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)

663
>>> Ohio Department of Health
BANS
hydroxychloroquine in treating
COVID-19
Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (lfmil)

=====

W
T
F
?

Posted by: Painting the Corners at July 29, 2020 10:02 PM (jU8C+)

664 lol, does not help if one is color blind, does it

That may help 'splain all those houses that are all white in so many movies and commercials.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 10:02 PM (HaL55)

665 We're getting this sucker to 666

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 29, 2020 10:02 PM (3LBaY)

666 Noood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at July 29, 2020 10:03 PM (eTZoJ)

667 607
JAG Corps is lousy with proggys.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 29, 2020 09:52 PM (ja/kn)

Yes it is. And back in the day when you didn't ask or tell, it was known to be lousy with homos.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2020 10:03 PM (jK8Z7)

668
Chelsea Clinton got married in Soros's garden with reception at his mansion.
Posted by: DailyDish


In an octopus's garden in the shade

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2020 10:03 PM (aKsyK)

669 Boom!

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 29, 2020 10:03 PM (3LBaY)

670 Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 29, 2020 10:01 PM (w6A0l)

She got married in Rhinebeck , NY iirc. I used to bartend weddings at that venue if it's the one I'm thinking of.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 10:05 PM (2DOZq)

671 641
I read recently that the Army is actively trying to counter that type of
racial discrimination in their ranks, so I'm sure we'll see a lot more
people being moved from these support and maintenance positions and into
responsible front-line combat duties where they are underrepresented.



That's how this works, right?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 09:55 PM (3LBaY)



Every G-damned day I get another email from big Army and the nobs on
down the line about how we can be better, how we can root out
"unconscious bias," how we can.....



FUCK all 'em.



I'm so tired of being called a racist by a bunch of entitled,
pampered asshats who've never seen the action end of a gun barrel, but
are experts on how awful all their employees must be.



And there's not a damned thing I can do about it except bitch. So....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (qQnCr)

Believe it or not, the ability to swim is a barrier that is not colorblind. And in many combat arms roles, it is necessary to be able to swim at least well enough not to drown crossing a river. But generally people select for the duty they want or they get out, and they do not select in a colorblind way.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2020 10:06 PM (jK8Z7)

672 This is a conversation every man has had at least once in his life.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 29, 2020 09:58 PM (HaL55)



Not those of us too smart (or too ugly) to have never been married....

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 10:07 PM (3vIkC)

673 RichardGrenell 16h
I don't care what Big Tech CEOs say...
I care what GOP politicians do.

No more talk.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 10:07 PM (lfmil)

674 Chelsea Clinton got married in Soros's garden with reception at his mansion.

Posted by: DailyDish



In an octopus's garden in the shade

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2020 10:03 PM (aKsyK)


More like a giant squid, but close enough.

Posted by: Mookie at July 29, 2020 10:08 PM (3vIkC)

675 Will Lana do anal with a Mayan on a Yamaha??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2020 10:23 PM (an7Mv)

676 Takeaway: The Dems have looked at the demographics in their internal polling and are appalled. And frightened.

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2020 11:34 PM (Pqytn)

677 clearly a case of white entwatlement

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at July 30, 2020 12:47 AM (Mce6+)

678 COVID FLU virus cures are known and products to adequately defend oneself, incl old people. Thousands/Millions die so democrats/world socialists can try and get the most out of the crisis they and China invented.

If you're infected,

Normal
0


false
false
false







MicrosoftInternetExplorer4

hydroxychloroquine, zinc, erythromician.

If you want effective protection, Quercetin and zinc.

A woman that has worked with Dr. Faust let slip the reality behind this political agenda without conscious. This flu epidemic is a fraud democrats are trying to get the most mileage they can out of it, for political gain. The democrats don't care how many die, they thirst for more political power, and the more deaths the better for them (agenda driven). Georgie, the Nazi Soros financing it most must be so proud, eh ?

Ask people in the medical field,most are clearly aware how phony this all is.


Posted by: ron n. at July 30, 2020 02:21 AM (om5HK)

679 Blonde Morticia:
WRT truckload of indictments..... Make no diff. Trump haters will deny, ignore, or insist all's fair to get orangemanbad out of office.
Be surprised if even one voter changes his mind.
Be interesting in a recreational sense to shove them into a hater's face, though.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at July 30, 2020 07:28 AM (kvDZa)

680 Barr gave that gaggle more respect than they deserve.

Posted by: aelfheld at July 30, 2020 11:19 AM (IxDhF)

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