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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Jan Asselijn
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 09:31 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 09:31 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:31 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 09:32 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2020 09:32 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:32 AM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 31, 2020 09:32 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 09:32 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 31, 2020 09:32 AM (67sg6)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:32 AM (dmWPe)
Posted by: catman at July 31, 2020 09:33 AM (4HMlb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 09:33 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2020 09:33 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 09:33 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 31, 2020 09:33 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 09:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2020 09:33 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 09:33 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 09:33 AM (u4/yY)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)
ITS DUCK DODGERS!!!!! IN THE 21st AND HALF CENTURY!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (u4/yY)
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Cornholio at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 09:35 AM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Kris at July 31, 2020 09:35 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2020 09:35 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (XxJt1)
CBD is a goose?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 09:35 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 09:35 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:35 AM (dmWPe)
Posted by: IP at July 31, 2020 09:35 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 09:35 AM (Zm+LZ)
They found out that they are only aggressive to the pooping geese if the geese come toward their nest or young.
Otherwise the swans don't care.
They are beautiful out on the water though
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 09:36 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 09:36 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Any good pronunciation of Asselijn?
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 31, 2020 09:36 AM (67sg6)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 09:35 AM (dNzKv)
No can defense.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes-san at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: IP at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (wiXsO)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Kris at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (OyyDO)
At first glance the brown foliage in the upper right makes the goose look like a paratrooper just hitting the ground.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 31, 2020 09:36 AM (67sg6)
Ass-A-Line.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (NWEal)
Look closer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Kris at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (OyyDO)
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Rome and Carthage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Kris at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (OyyDO)
47
At first glance the brown foliage in the upper right makes the goose look like a paratrooper just hitting the ground.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (8XRCm)
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Hmmmmmmmm.
OPERATION MARKET GARDEN?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2020 09:38 AM (8XRCm)
Otherwise the swans don't care.
They'll come after you too. Swans have a nasty attitude underneath that lovely exterior.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 09:38 AM (ZLI7S)
The doggy is not out of frame.
The doggy is the bottom left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:38 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2020 09:38 AM (UUc9n)
It's going to be an early, harsh winter methinks.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2020 09:39 AM (9V81o)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 31, 2020 09:39 AM (VrS9o)
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2020 09:39 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 09:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 09:39 AM (VgHIE)
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 09:39 AM (Xg9Dg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (dLLD6)
I see the Spaniel now...he's about to be Swan flogged.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 09:39 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 31, 2020 09:36 AM (67sg6)
Ass-A-Line.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 09:37 AM (/EuRN)
As in "get your asselijn".
Posted by: Kris at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2020 09:39 AM (9V81o)
I hope so. I bought a new snow blower, and I used it for about five minutes last winter.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Found it!
This is like Highlights for morons
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2020 09:39 AM (9V81o)
I hope so. I bought a new snow blower, and I used it for about five minutes last winter.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (dLLD6)
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Having shoveled my share of snow in Indiana, I would personally be grateful that I didn't have to do anything to keep my driveway clear for most of a winter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:41 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:38 AM (UWqZJ)
Is that my poodle?!
Good boi!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 09:41 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 09:42 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2020 09:39 AM (9V81o)
I hope so. I bought a new snow blower, and I used it for about five minutes last winter.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (dLLD6)
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Having shoveled my share of snow in Indiana, I would personally be grateful that I didn't have to do anything to keep my driveway clear for most of a winter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:41 AM (UWqZJ)
100 comment rule.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2020 09:42 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: IP at July 31, 2020 09:42 AM (gPZ9i)
DUCK ..........................too late.
Posted by: Saf at July 31, 2020 09:42 AM (5IHGB)
https://tinyurl.com/y6h89pzt
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 09:43 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:43 AM (UWqZJ)
Is that my poodle?!
Good boi!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 09:41 AM (TOyHQ)
Doggy is only noticeable by the teeth. Go get him doggy.
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 09:44 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:43 AM (UWqZJ)
Makes her a duck.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (dLLD6)
Well, lets put in a call to our weather machine operators and have them deposit all of the snow over your house
I probably need to get my blower serviced. The last two winters have been nothingburgers up here in Maine - at least on the coasts. In-land they've been bad but it's been just warm enough by the ocean to make the nor'easters just nasty rain storms.
Also as far as Swans being nasty - my grandparents trained a swan that was living on their creek in Maryland who was old and solitary. His name was Gus and he loved corn. We'd feed him by hand. The problem is when he'd come around for his corn, and you didn't have any, Gus would let you know about it.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2020 09:45 AM (9V81o)
Threatened how? I see no bullets whizzing by it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 09:45 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Human Nature at July 31, 2020 09:45 AM (ODbpK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 31, 2020 09:45 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 09:45 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2020 09:40 AM (wiXsO)
I assume they're still protected by the feds. It used to be if you shot one you'd be in a heap of trouble.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 09:45 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 09:45 AM (pNxlR)
Like that one time, when I landed and got off the plane to a barrage of sniper fire.
Posted by: Hillary! at July 31, 2020 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Not for nothing, I prefer the paintings selected for the annual federal waterfowl stamps.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 09:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 09:45 AM (pNxlR)
You can see bullets?
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 09:46 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 09:44 AM (ONvIw)
thought they were gator teeth at first
that's how I recognized my doggeh
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 09:46 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 31, 2020 09:46 AM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 09:47 AM (NWEal)
https://www.pubhist.com/w3848
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 09:47 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 09:35 AM
Crouching Doggeh, Threatened Swan.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 09:47 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Menack at July 31, 2020 09:47 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at July 31, 2020 09:47 AM (UUBmN)
I've been Bjorked by the committee.......sauce for the goose shit from the Canadian Goose.
Posted by: Saf at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM (fMhOl)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM (fMhOl)
It's a free for all!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM (p1A1F)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM (fMhOl)
It's a free for all!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM
Toga! Toga!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Defenestratus
I concur; i think we're gonna get clobbered !
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (cGEUA)
Toga! Toga!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM (ejd/p)
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I pity anyone who brought a guitar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (UWqZJ)
Swans will flip ya, flip ya for real.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Especially the ones named Shaft
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:38 AM (UWqZJ)
Must be That Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog....
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (ONvIw)
Have to get rabies shots?
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 09:50 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 09:50 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: camodoggeh in the corner at July 31, 2020 09:50 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (UWqZJ)
I gave my love a Mask....
Posted by: Stephen Bishop at July 31, 2020 09:50 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: An Observation at July 31, 2020 09:50 AM (zWvKd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 09:50 AM (oVJmc)
Upon embiggening, you can see the thin layers of paint, quite flat. I saw that in Robert Bateman paintings: incredible detail with thin coats of oil paint.
Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2020 09:51 AM (7EjX1)
So this is clearly a work of fiction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 09:51 AM (hYcqw)
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:51 AM (NWiLs)
Here's a landscape of his. I like the touch of color in the red coat:
https://tinyurl.com/y6h89pzt
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 09:43 AM (oDRcK)
Thanks, that is a nice landscape! It reminds me of woods around here in the Mid-Atlantic states when snowfall is gentle and somewhat wet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 09:52 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 09:52 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:49 AM (UWqZJ)
that was a bad idea
Posted by: Stephen Bishop at July 31, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)
they have the Man in the Iron Mask as mystery if the srason
I really enjoy this show, too bad s3 is the last season
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (TOyHQ)
Reminds me to hit tip jar, thanks JM!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (VrS9o)
Also, why was Tom Cruise in the front seat? I thought that was the ordinance officer's seat?
Posted by: johnd01 at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Stephen Bishop at July 31, 2020 09:50 AM (PiwSw)
...and some boneless chicken.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:31 AM (UWqZJ)
Just to the right of the Mossad sniper.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Stephen Bishop at July 31, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I saw lyft and eBay
I click on ads for ace and only ace
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 09:54 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (Kpl3J)
25 That is not a "gander". It's a "cob".
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 09:34 AM (XxJt1)
THAT'S what writes our columns here? No wonder they're so flighty!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (Jx5Qs)
President Trump noticed you ignored his text, "Fenelon"
(But it was my real name).
FenSpouse's response "Doesn't he have anything better to do than monitor your lack of replies?". And yes, spouse was joking. Sometimes ya just gotta laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
Much like politicians, except swans can also be graceful, unlike politicians!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (vd8XM)
Also, why was Tom Cruise in the front seat? I thought that was the ordinance officer's seat?
Posted by: johnd01 at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (ukNFU)
In US attack helicopters, yes. In US tandem-seat fighters, the pilot sits in the front seat.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (dmWPe)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Also, why was Tom Cruise in the front seat? I thought that was the ordinance officer's seat?
Posted by: johnd01 at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (ukNFU)
Cruise had to sit on a phone book to see out the canopy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 09:56 AM (VgHIE)
Posted by: English BoB at July 31, 2020 09:56 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (Jx5Qs)
Turkey.
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:56 AM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (Jx5Qs)
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Never had either. Goose and duck are good eating, though. Fatty and rich as hell. And geese are asshoe, and the more that get 'et, the better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 09:57 AM (hYcqw)
The Wiki page said the painting became a symbol of Dutch national resistance but it's not sure if he painted it with that in mind. It might have been a later attribution.
And thanks for yesterday's analysis. It brought out a number of matters I would have missed.
Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2020 09:57 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM
(Jx5Qs)
Turkey.
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:56 AM (dmWPe)
Spotted Owl
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 09:57 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
Much like politicians, except swans can also be graceful, unlike politicians!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (VrS9o)
So more like strippers.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:57 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)
Is it a coincidence but Tammy Duckworth could tell you about it.
Posted by: English BoB at July 31, 2020 09:57 AM (NWEal)
CNN@CNN
Individuals with a cervix are now recommended to start cervical cancers screening at 25 and continue through age 65, with HPV testing every five years as the preferred method of testing, according to a new guideline released by the American Cancer Society
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Cervixo Americans hardest hit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 09:58 AM (VgHIE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
Much like politicians, except swans can also be graceful, unlike politicians!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (VrS9o)
So more like strippers.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:57 AM (hku12)
+++++++++++
Shit like this that makes me guffaw on conference calls and choke on my coffee are one of the things that makes the HQ a truly singular place in this bizarre and hateful world of ours. Awesome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 09:58 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (Ymvme)
CNN@CNN
Individuals with a cervix are now recommended to start cervical cancers screening at 25 and continue through age 65, with HPV testing every five years as the preferred method of testing, according to a new guideline released by the American Cancer Society
Women is banned?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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How did Cruise and all those pilots dogfight with movie cameras in the cockpit blocking their view?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (p1A1F)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM
(Jx5Qs)
Turkey.
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:56 AM (dmWPe)
Spotted Owl
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 09:57 AM (X/Pw5)
I don't know what the big fuss is about, the only owls I've ever seen have all been spotted owls.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (hku12)
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (lIIT7)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Menack at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (buTO7)
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Cervixo Americans hardest hit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)
I demand to be tested. I demand it! I'll pop you one!
Posted by: Zoe Tur at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tim at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (kXgIY)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (NWEal)
Freebird!!!! - a limerick
This swan flying over the ocean
Has given me an interesting notion
If you threaten a swan
That has crapped on your lawn
You're sure to put poultry in motion!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (Fc5rx)
127 Goose? Isn't he the guy Tom Cruise killed in Top Gun?
Also, why was Tom Cruise in the front seat? I thought that was the ordinance officer's seat?
Posted by: johnd01 at July 31, 2020 09:53 AM (ukNFU)
In US attack helicopters, yes. In US tandem-seat fighters, the pilot sits in the front seat.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/){/i}
Ah, thanks. The more you know...
*rainbow star*
Posted by: johnd01 at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 09:57 AM (hYcqw)
Ive never had either. Dove was nothing like I expected. Burgundy colored meat. Not gamey at all, tender, almost like steak. Yummy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
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There are men out there who have a uterus, hater. It's all socially constructed. Get the program, your regressive bigot!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (ZLI7S)
It looks like they succeeded quite well.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (y7DUB)
hahaha
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (ZLI7S)
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I bet Bender has a cervix, just like he had the heart of a human.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (Ymvme)
I did quite enjoy Gone Girl, but really, no movie has ever been improved by Ben's "acting."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (hku12)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (p1A1F)
Carefully
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (VgHIE)
Posted by: Captain Hate
what about death by automobile?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (FZYNt)
Have to get rabies shots?
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 09:50 AM (X/Pw5)
I don't remember that, but she had a 10 day antibiotic course.
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (ONvIw)
*pickles moar watermelon rinds*
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (OQcPl)
********
For test center locations, contact your Internet Cervix Provider.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And the heart of rock n roll is the beat
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Dr. Sanjay Gupta at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (67sg6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (hYcqw)
In such cases, it is a biologically male uterus.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (NWiLs)
And the heart of rock n roll is the beat
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (vd8XM)
I want a new drug.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++++
I sometimes watch old episodes of What's My Line. The early-mid 60s is my favorite period. So very triggering. In one episode, on the panelists (I think it was Dorothy Kilgallen) asked if the person's occupation service all genders. Then she tittered and correct herself and said something like, "All genders, like there're more than two. Does your occupation serve both genders equally?"
Trigglypuff would have a stroke if she saw it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Captain Hate
Mkay.. how about threatening them?
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (dmWPe)
CNN@CNN
Individuals with a cervix are now recommended to start cervical cancers screening at 25 and continue through age 65, with HPV testing every five years as the preferred method of testing, according to a new guideline released by the American Cancer Society
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Cervixo Americans hardest hit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Sounds like discrimination to me. CNN gives it a good try to not use the term "women," but I'll bet there is already whining on Twitter. Along with demands that surgeries to make a woman-type creature now include cervix "construction."
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (Ymvme)
I did quite enjoy Gone Girl, but really, no movie has ever been improved by Ben's "acting."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (hku12)
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Ben's become a better director than he ever was an actor.
And he wasn't actually in Gone Girl. His little brother Casey was, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (UWqZJ)
"Individuals"?
Damned bigots.
I identify as a Plural American.
Why does CNN want me to die of cervical cancer?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (hku12)
His brother's Gone Baby Gone was much better.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (67sg6)
Dog is swimming, no?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jerry Studds at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (VgHIE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
Then it's made of wood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (UWqZJ)
TMJ can't believe you made a movie mistake.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (NWEal)
de viand van de staat
de raad pensionaris
holland
the enemy of the state (the dog)
the council pensionary (the swan)
holland
IT'S AN ALLEGORY, MAN!
The dog strongly resembles a Portuguese Water Dog, one of which is snoring six feet away from me right now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
As I understand it, the goal of feminism was to be "equal" to men. Now the entire concept of "women" is being eliminated.
/way to go progs!
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM
Dove is delicious. Try some duck. Really. You'll thank us.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++++++
There are men out there who have a uterus, hater. It's all socially constructed. Get the program, your regressive bigot!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (hYcqw)
Oh, I'm slow. I was not getting the gist of that conversation.
Yes, we must all be sensitive to the plight of women everywhere (except places in control by Muslims). And also humans with XX chromosomes as well.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (hku12)
Why does CNN want me to die of cervical cancer?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (/EuRN)
+++++++++++
We're a Plural American, too. We in fact represent a construct of 100,000 individuals in a hive mind.
And We demand one vote per person. Where are Our 100,000 ballots, oh great Election Commission? Why are you oppressing Us, you sons of bitches?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 31, 2020 10:01 AM (FZYNt)
Probably depends on how it happened; they're protected animals and the wildlife people can be absolutists.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
Then it's made of wood.
Posted by: Insomniac
And therefore
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (U2p+3)
195 Damn...
I confused Gone Girl and Gone Baby Gone
I am ashamed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (UWqZJ)
TJM's gone 'round the bend!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (UWqZJ)
Didn't Casey have a problem with women? I mean, them saying no to him and meaning it?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:02 AM (UWqZJ)
TMJ can't believe you made a movie mistake.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (NWEal)
==========
MOAR COFFEE!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (UWqZJ)
>>And he wasn't actually in Gone Girl. His little brother Casey was, though.
He wasn't horrible as a kid from Southie in Good Will Hunting but Casey was better in that too.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (FinAQ)
Posted by: Insomniac
And therefore
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (U2p+3)
Rock hard.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM
Dove is delicious. Try some duck. Really. You'll thank us.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (ejd/p)
I thought it was a little soapy-tasting. Oh, you mean the bird.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)
=========
I think he made a good Batman, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2020 10:06 AM (88xKn)
I confused Gone Girl and Gone Baby Gone
I am ashamed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (UWqZJ)
Brian Dennehy played the Baby in Gone Baby Gone.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 10:06 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (y7DUB)
When was the first time? And what if they die of natural causes....like say something falls on their head. Like a rock...or a big stick? Or they strangle by accident like Epstein.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:06 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:06 AM (NWEal)
Flock? Covey? Democrats?
Posted by: dantesed
A bevy
Or in flight a wedge
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 10:06 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:07 AM (KZzsI)
/way to go progs!
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (ZCiJZ)
+++++++++++
Yup. There's a reason that the TERF ("trans-exclusionary radical feminist") movement exists. And why, if you're a committed feminist, it is the only sensible choice. But they are on the outs. If you're a feminist, you *should* be a TERF because without women as a concept - which is what the trans movement asserts - there is no point to your movement. In fact, your movement lost.
The trans movement is in the process of destroying feminism. And it will probably win. And somehow, feminism's replacement is actually worse than what it is replacing...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:07 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 10:07 AM (VgHIE)
And why isn't he wearing googles?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:07 AM (ZLI7S)
>>And he wasn't actually in Gone Girl. His little brother Casey was, though.
He wasn't horrible as a kid from Southie in Good Will Hunting but Casey was better in that too.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)
He played a clueless shithead in Chasing Amy so it was excellent casting.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:08 AM (y7DUB)
Never had either. Goose and duck are good eating, though. Fatty and rich
as hell. And geese are asshoe, and the more that get 'et, the better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 09:57 AM (hYcqw)
Good smoked too.
If you hand raise geese, and are friendly and gentle to them, they can be loyal like dogs (at least, the Embrun and Toulouse. Can't speak for others) . If you leave them to themselves, they are asshoe.
Canada Geese are just savages.
(I denounce myself for racist colonialism)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 31, 2020 10:08 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
but wasn't France the one aggressing Holland at the time?
Therefore poodle!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 10:08 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: JackStraw
Are beer goggles okay?
I know how to wear those
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 10:08 AM (vd8XM)
Translate.google gives me "The Enemy of the State Councilor".
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 10:08 AM (WtXZN)
Or in flight a wedge
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 10:06 AM (vd8XM)
A lamentation of swans
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 10:08 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:07 AM (KZzsI)
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I liked it when he was playing the character at the beginning talking shit about Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:08 AM (UWqZJ)
That was a sick creepy movie that I couldn't stop watching .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:08 AM (NWEal)
Imma hafta get used to no sports. Mebbe a hobby or do the honeydo list.
Coyotes like cats. I have a cat. A coyote was trotting happily into our yard towards our orange Maine Coon, didn't see me until I stood up and grabbed the heavy fire poker.
No worries mate said the coyote, I was just checking out your neighbors bushes.
But now she knows a cat lives here. Better load the 10/22
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (z79tQ)
And why isn't he wearing googles?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:07 AM (ZLI7S)
Because he's a useless piece of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (/Quxn)
sadly the family does not
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (TOyHQ)
That was a sick creepy movie that I couldn't stop watching .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:08 AM (NWEal)
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I think he was at his best in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.
Creepy little fuck in that movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (UWqZJ)
CNN@CNN
Individuals with a cervix are now recommended to start cervical
cancers screening at 25 and continue through age 65, with HPV testing
every five years as the preferred method of testing, according to a new
guideline released by the American Cancer Society
-
Individuals? Ohh that doesn't sound very communist. Can't have individuals need everyone lumped into groups. Bad CNN. Very bad
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 10:10 AM (RNc6v)
A swimming dog is actually at great risk if it is going after swimming waterfowl, like geese and swans. If several of them turn on the dog they can drown it.
We've had to call back our foolhardy PWD several times when she's pursued multiple Canada Geese with their newborn goslings into the water.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:10 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 10:10 AM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (KZzsI)
Leda was one freaky chick, getting it on with a swan.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 10:10 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (KZzsI)
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His first big role/writing job was Good Will Hunting that Harvey Weinstein released.
I'm sure Weinstein was what made that happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:10 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: The Puritan at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (OEibW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:07 AM (hYcqw)
Does a trans-woman's hair smell the same as a real woman's hair? Either way how can I detect a trans-woman other than hair-smell? Do they feel different? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Joe B. from Delaware at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (arJlL)
Creepy little fuck in that movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (UWqZJ)
Are you sure that's the right movie?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (TOyHQ)
Creepy little fuck in that movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (UWqZJ)
Are you sure that's the right movie?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (NWEal)
=========
This time, yes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
Then it's made of wood.
Posted by: Insomniac
And therefore
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 10:05 AM (U2p+3)
A witch!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (arJlL)
But she bit it back. So they are even.
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 10:12 AM (dmWPe)
Striking discrepancy between initial COVID peak and "second wave" peak in Colorado. Similar total case numbers reported, but no corresponding increase in hospitalizations or deaths.
First peak late April
~600 new cases per day (~3000 total tests reported per day)
95-100 new hospitalizations/day
~37 deaths/day
Secondary peak mid-July
~600 new cases/day (~11,000 total tests reported per day)
25-35 new hospitalizations/day
~6 deaths per day
STOP TESTING people who aren't sick!!!!
Open businesses!
Make mask-wearing strictly voluntary!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 10:12 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 10:12 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 10:12 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Joe B. from Delaware at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (AMIL/)
Check the front-hole. That should help you make a decision....
Posted by: Trans-persons Information Clearinghouse at July 31, 2020 10:12 AM (PiwSw)
One shudders to think what he must have done to keep that going
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:13 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 10:13 AM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (KZzsI)
He snagged Jennifer Garner which should not happen in a fair and just world; except in reality she's probably a much dumber and less classy see you next Tuesday than my idealized construct is.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:13 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 10:12 AM (z79tQ)
++++++++++
Yup, 100%. No animal likes being punched in the face. But Canada Geese are protected for some reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:13 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 09:43 AM (UWqZJ)
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That's an old canard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 10:13 AM (wPVhA)
Now that Cuomo is all in the the Green New Deal, everything is but a memory.
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2020 10:09 AM (/Quxn)
He's in on the Green New Deal and sending at risk senior citizens into the abattoirs known as elderly care facilities, but mostly sending at risk senior citizens into the abattoirs known as elderly care facilities.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:13 AM (pNxlR)
Open businesses!
Make mask-wearing strictly voluntary!
Posted by: Muldoon
Once again, Muldoon demonstrates that he's a genius, and a GREAT American !
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 10:13 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 10:13 AM (XTyi0)
One shudders to think what he must have done to keep that going
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:13 AM (KZzsI)
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I would imagine that they were part of a sad little circle that shared a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:14 AM (UWqZJ)
I confused Gone Girl and Gone Baby Gone
-
Well, as long as you didn't mention Gone With the Wind it's OK.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2020 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)
A swan once bit my sister.
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 10:11 AM (arJlL)
That's what you get for carving your initials in it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 31, 2020 10:14 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Ozzy O at July 31, 2020 10:14 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2020 10:14 AM (FinAQ)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 10:14 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (wPVhA)
For our protection.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2020 10:14 AM (FinAQ)
The ultimate Napoleon complex
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (Jx5Qs)
++++++++++++
First one, then t'others.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob a
Yes.
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (dmWPe)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm suddenly reminded of a soldier in my Company who had a real phobia about birds. Bring a chicken, duck or goose near her and went ballistic. Got sick. Horrible.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 10:14 AM (sGotD)
To a slap fight?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:13 AM (y7DU
No I think Garner is probably one of the few straight laced actresses in Hollywood who was attracted to the bad boy she thought she could change. She has done a number of Christian themed movies.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (NWEal)
==
saw an article about Oenn State and Pitt reopening plans
both I think are asking students to self isolate for x days after move in
PSU plans to mass test
Pitt says that's not helpful and will only do randomized testing to establish a baseline
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 10:16 AM (TOyHQ)
She seems to have a sort of u-shaped pattern. She started out fairly conservative, as you can tell in her books. Then when she got tangled with Hollywood and super famous, she started being more and more stupid woke (Hermione was black, Dumbledore was homosexual!). Now she's moving back at least in some areas.
And geese are stupidly aggressive ahoes but supposedly swan are even worse. But while they can bruise you with their wings, they are really quite weak and vulnerable and weigh next to nothing so they are very easy to brush aside or kick around. Which is basically what it takes to make them respect you and keep their distance
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:16 AM (KZzsI)
GET IT???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (wPVhA)
Yeah....it's French for duck.....we speak 'Mericun around here.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 10:16 AM (X/Pw5)
GET IT???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (wPVhA)
Look here! His worship Emperor Pang is here!
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 10:16 AM (dmWPe)
Spread the rumor that they're the carrier of our Avian Coronavirus and they're gone.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 10:17 AM (fFtVH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (Jx5Qs)
Wild goose should be brined and tenderized with the mallet.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:17 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:17 AM (Jx5Qs)
And why isn't he wearing googles?
You heard it here first: I predict full Hazmat suits with a full face shield will be required to leave the house by November.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 10:17 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 31, 2020 10:17 AM (lgiXo)
Does duck, goose require any special preparation to be tender tasty?
Marinated? Beaten with a mallet? Swung around over your head on a full
moon night while chanting pagan words? Ya know the usual.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (Jx5Qs)
They often need larding and basting if being roasted. Ducks especially.
Wonderful meat though.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 31, 2020 10:17 AM (CPk08)
That is some downright insane shit right there. How have we let these people anywhere outside of a padded room?
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 10:17 AM (Xg9Dg)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 31, 2020 10:17 AM (lgiXo)
I knew if I waited long enough, I could make a comeback!
Posted by: Howie Mandel at July 31, 2020 10:18 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
that's going to cost you extra
Posted by: Giselle Maxwell at July 31, 2020 10:18 AM (FZYNt)
GET IT???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (wPVhA)
Yeah....it's French for duck.....we speak 'Mericun around here.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 10:16 AM (X/Pw5)
I didn't get it. NO FRENCH Cicero! Asshoe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:19 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:19 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob a
Yes.
Posted by: runner
Recommend starting with the mallet. They get real pissed if you try to marinade first.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 10:19 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
The closest thing to Fauci being challenged was at the Congressional Hearing he testified at. He does not take criticism well.
This was the hearing where he admitted to flat out lying about masks and there supposed effectiveness. He said he lied because medical professionals needed them.
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 31, 2020 10:20 AM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Captain Hate
So, ya beat it to death with a croquet mallet, then brine it ?
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 10:20 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (NWEal)
Thanks for confirming the singular event when my instincts were right. She sounds like a female Jim Caviezel.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:20 AM (y7DUB)
You don't want to talk about it
Seems to me
You just turn your pretty head and walk away
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:21 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 10:16 AM (X/Pw5)
I didn't get it. NO FRENCH Cicero! Asshoe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:19 AM (Jx5Qs)
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It's CULTURE, you dumb hick ingrates.
Sheeeshhh
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 10:21 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 09:48 AM (U2p+3)
I've been goosed, but I've never been swanned. It looks like a swan nip could be painful.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 31, 2020 10:22 AM (9IdCK)
cancers screening at 25 and continue through age 65, with HPV testing
every five years as the preferred method of testing, according to a new
guideline released by the American Cancer Society
Did CNN actually tweet that? I guess they can't just say women.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 31, 2020 10:22 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 10:20 AM (arJlL)
Try a mace. Old school.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:22 AM (Jx5Qs)
Yeah he was kind of bitchy when challenged on that in a sort of mincing way. Not as bad as Strzok but... lips were nearly pursed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:22 AM (KZzsI)
Sheeeshhh
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 10:21 AM (wPVhA)
Yogurt?
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 10:20 AM (arJlL)
Try a mace. Old school.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:22 AM (Jx5Qs)
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I'm still waiting for where the virgin comes in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 10:23 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 31, 2020 10:20 AM (AD3JT)
~~~~~
Thanks, Kt. Tuning in just in time for crazy Maxine and I see that the dems are doing all the talking and "reclaiming their time." Another waste.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 10:23 AM (sGotD)
"...whatever else it does, government absolutely must not slam the private sector. Yet top Democrats at all levels of government are looking to do just that."
Private Sector Bleeding Badly - But Democrats Are Still Looking to Milk It to Death
I keep hearing about how "poor little businesses will get fined by government if they don't comply with mask mandates".
In Georgia , businesses are NOT required to make people wear masks. But a long list of businesses including Kroger, CVS, and others have their signs out and are harassing customers about masks.
This is why I don't buy into the Citizens United "corporations are people too" bullshit.
Google and Facebook are just good American citizens?
Uh, no.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 10:23 AM (luzVb)
supposedly swan are even worse. But while they can bruise you with
their wings, they are really quite weak and vulnerable and weigh next to
nothing so they are very easy to brush aside or kick around. Which is
basically what it takes to make them respect you and keep their distance
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:16 AM (KZzsI)
The domestic geese are generally only courageous around their young. But I have seen a male goose go absolutely batshit by a nest. Go on the offense and hit them on the ground is best option as they are pretty lightweight.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 31, 2020 10:23 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM (NWEal)
Thanks for confirming the singular event when my instincts were right. She sounds like a female Jim Caviezel.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:20 AM (y7DUB)
But who also supports Planned Parenthood
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 10:23 AM (Izzlo)
Sheeeshhh
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2020 10:21 AM (wPVhA)
Well ok, it is the cultural art thread....but we see how that usually goes.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:24 AM (Jx5Qs)
For our protection.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2020 10:14 AM (FinAQ)
If Slow Joe is elected, Fauci will either get with Joe's "Open Everything Back to 2019 Normal" move, or he'll be disappeared. Joe's handlers will want the economy opened-up so they can take credit for an economic boom after TrumpHitler's recession. Under Joe, I believe mask-wearing and social distancing will suddenly become voodoo science, and Wuhan Flu deaths just another risk people need to accept, like the other strains of flu.
Posted by: Joe B. from Delaware at July 31, 2020 10:24 AM (AMIL/)
saw an article about Oenn State and Pitt reopening plans
both I think are asking students to self isolate for x days after move in
PSU plans to mass test
Pitt says that's not helpful and will only do randomized testing to establish a baseline
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 10:16 AM (TOyHQ)
Oklahoma U is only opening 1/2 the campus and any student caught outside of their residence/dorm room without a mask on is automatically suspended for the semester.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 10:25 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:25 AM (pnfZk)
look like giant roasters? And how many people would comply?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 31, 2020 10:17 AM (lgiXo)
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"Roosters,"
maybe? Not sure how well it would work against WuFlu, but it was a very effective disguise for Feathers McGraw in The Wrong
Trousers. I wouldn't put anything past that Fauci troll, at this point.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at July 31, 2020 10:25 AM (R1NI2)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:25 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 10:23 AM (Izzlo)
And then there's that...
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:25 AM (y7DUB)
Next it will be full PPE suits.
Then, we're all John Travolta.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (9wYFF)
Do you remove it to sneeze?
Remove it in the store to wipe down and discard tissues?
Throw it away?
What's the guidance, chief?
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (3Wf+z)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:15 AM
Do not overcook farm raised duck. Do not, under any circumstances, throw away all that yummy duck fat you just rendered out. Save skin, make cracklins, thereby rendering even more yummy dick fat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++++++
Dear Oklahoma University,
I regret to inform you that I will not be attending your institution, nor paying you exorbitant sums to do so. As your policies are guided by social pressure rather than reason, it has become a hostile environment and I will subordinate myself to your arbitrary whims.
Fuck off and coldest regards,
- A former student who is pleased he is no longer studying at the knee of ingrates
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (ejd/p)
I get Intel Agencies have to use certain tactics, but this shit around the globe just turned into a multi trillion dollar for profit money machine for our Ruling Class and OverLords. It all needs to be shut down and exposed.
Burn it all to the ground and build a new one.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 10:27 AM (cGEUA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:16 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 31, 2020 10:23 AM (CPk0
And now we are onto a self defense course from birds. This place is great. I suggest the Crane Kung Fu Defense.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:27 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (3Wf+z)
Decorate them.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 10:27 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 10:27 AM (3fR4G)
But they were amazing watchdogs, had eagle eyes and would spot things way before a dog would. And they were in their own way kind of affectionate despite themselves. I used to sleep outside and I'd wake up surrounded by them all sleeping close to me. When they woke up they were all bluff and pretense "I wasn't sleeping next to you I was just there by accident harrumph harrumph I'll peck your eyes out!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:27 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (ejd/p)
Fag.
Posted by: Bill S. Preston, Esq. at July 31, 2020 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Open businesses!
Make mask-wearing strictly voluntary!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 10:12 AM (Fc5rx)
It's plainly obvious, when you look at the data.
Testing is causing infection.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 10:27 AM (hku12)
First peak late April
~600 new cases per day (~3000 total tests reported per day)
95-100 new hospitalizations/day
~37 deaths/day
Secondary peak mid-July
~600 new cases/day (~11,000 total tests reported per day)
25-35 new hospitalizations/day
~6 deaths per day
STOP TESTING people who aren't sick!!!!
Open businesses!
Make mask-wearing strictly voluntary!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 10:12 AM (Fc5rx)
It may not be in limerick form, but this gets a thumbs up.
Thanks for this Muldoon!
Posted by: browndog at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: An Observation at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM (zWvKd)
I get Intel Agencies have to use certain tactics, but this shit around the globe just turned into a multi trillion dollar for profit money machine for our Ruling Class and OverLords. It all needs to be shut down and exposed.
Burn it all to the ground and build a new one.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 10:27 AM (cGEUA)
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I love the bit from the deposition about Trump.
"Why did you think that Epstein and Trump were friends?"
"Epstein said so."
"Did you ever see Trump anywhere with Epstein?"
"No."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Bill S. Preston, Esq. at July 31, 2020 10:27 AM
What did I just say at 326, Horde?
But, yeah, I'm crying laughing at my own typo.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM (ejd/p)
thereby rendering even more yummy dick fat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Whatta typo.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM (UC5ui)
Well, testing causes positive test results. Even if the vials were never opened.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM (3fR4G)
Posted by: Muad'dib
**Looks down at bowl of Cheerios **
Well. Damn!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM (axyOa)
https://tinyurl.com/y3v9yrer
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (dUJdY)
If they can keep people thinking the outside world is a swampy spittle mess of deadly disease then they can keep the hysteria going until November.
I think that ship has sailed though. People are beyond tired of this nonsense and the truth, as much as they attempt to hide it, is leaking out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (pnfZk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (ejd/p)
You don't think we're going to let that slide, do you?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (VgHIE)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)
After watching the human herd moo and strap on their masks, I am convinced that if Fauci actually said people should consider it, I bet you would have a few million idiots that would go for it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)
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Well, I guess he hates science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (UWqZJ)
A normal physician responds, "That is interesting. Tell me more about you case selection, treatment algorithms, outcomes and long-term follow-up. This may be worth looking into further."
Whereas
Dr. Fauci responds, "Heretical! Burn the witch!"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM
I think that's possibly the most epic typo I have ever typed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (dUJdY)
Yes
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (Zmnko)
I just remembered the assisted living center where my father in law
spent his final years. They had a small pond out back with swans in it,
because the residents liked to look at them out the windows. It was
also good that they had a pretty sturdy iron fence all the way around
the pond, because whenever someone walked up close to get a better look,
the male would charge that fence, hissing and beating his wings against
it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)Swans are dicks.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (CPk08)
For the second time, hunting and killing swans are illegal in the US.
Posted by: Captain Hate
Yes, unless you want the U. S. Fish and Wildlife Service crawling up your hindquarters, you'd best leave them alone.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (pNxlR)
Never before has a seasonal illness been so broadly and carefully tested. So this would be a wonderful opportunity to gather tons of data on how this stuff spreads, how some people can carry it safely or aren't bothered and why, etc.
But instead we're getting garbage data which results in garbage conclusions. And for what? So Democrats can stop investigations and regain power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (KZzsI)
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But then how are locales going to get $13k per person who doesn't even have the sniffles and sure as sh*t isn't staying home for two weeks while feeling completely fine?
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (3Wf+z)
Obama and the dozens of members of Congress who attended Rep. John Lewis funeral in Atlanta will have to abide by Washington, D.C.s mandatory 14-day quarantine order for those who travel to a "high-risk" state.
Posted by: Stephen Bishop at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (AD3JT)
thereby rendering even more yummy dick fat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Whatta typo.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM (UC5ui)
Been reading the Dahmer cookbook, eh?
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 10:31 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 10:31 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Ya gotta talk to Jizzlane, but she's booked up !
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 10:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:26 AM (ejd/p)
+++++++++
Ah, finally I feel redeemed about the accidentally antisemitic typo I once made when discussing New Jersey...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:31 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 10:31 AM (Fc5rx)
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I have a think on my skin. Can you take a look?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:31 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM
I'm literally crying laughing at that. My work here is done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:31 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Whatta typo.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM (UC5ui)
Instant classic. JackStraw's pot use is in the rear view mirror.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM (y7DUB)
Burn it all to the ground and build a new one.
Two times the FBI was alerted to the crimes Epstein and Maxwell were committing. The FBI directors were Robert Mueller and James Comey.
You think there might be a pattern here?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (ejd/p)
yeah, go ahead and stick with that story
however, we're on to you
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM (9wYFF)
attended Rep. John Lewis funeral in Atlanta will have to abide by
Washington, D.C.s mandatory 14-day quarantine order for those who travel
to a "high-risk" state.
Posted by: Stephen Bishop at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (JFO2v)
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Sure they will. Our betters and protestors apparently have an inherent immunity to the virus. Someone needs to follow these people around and take videos of them breaking quarantine.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM (R1NI2)
Take up shooting, you'll thank me later.
Posted by: An Observation at July 31, 2020 10:28 AM (zWvKd)
Uh... Okay.
But what to shoot, that's the question.
The Ruger, the Henry, Marlin, Mosin...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM (z79tQ)
I always thought Garner and Affleck were a good pair up. Neither one
can act particularly well and get by on their modestly good looks and
connections.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:19 AM (KZzsI)
When Jennifer Garner was on Alias, I would have gladly let her kick my ass. And I would have enjoyed it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (N39Ws)
Burn it all to the ground and build a new one.
Two times the FBI was alerted to the crimes Epstein and Maxwell were committing. The FBI directors were Robert Mueller and James Comey.
You think there might be a pattern here?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM (ZLI7S)
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"Hail, Hail Comey hail!"
-Showtime, with perfect timing
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (UWqZJ)
That's gonna hang around for a while.
Kind of like that Richard dude who asked if anyone else liked wearing women's underwear.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (pnfZk)
"Roosters,"
maybe? Not sure how well it would work against WuFlu, but it was a very effective disguise for Feathers McGraw in The Wrong
Trousers. I wouldn't put anything past that Fauci troll, at this point.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at July 31, 2020 10:25 AM (R1NI2)
Yes roosters. Damn you auto cucumber.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (sGotD)
I'm not sure anyone here is entirely normal.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
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Nah, bruh. That's for you guys.
- all of them, enjoying the kink of the power
Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (3Wf+z)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)
^^^
I'm sure the teachers' unions will have much to say about that. Wonder how this guy is going to like it when the unions dox him?
Posted by: Old Dude at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:34 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM
It's a damned good thing I have an office far away from other people. There's no way to explain how hard I'm laughing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:34 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 10:34 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:34 AM (pnfZk)
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Who it is not going well for our children and parents.
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 10:34 AM (sX1BW)
And a Social Media manager goes BAN THEM AND BLOCK THEIR POSTS!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:35 AM (KZzsI)
Obama says it's unhealthy to have a large group of people in a room together while talking to a large group of people in a room together. Genius!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 10:35 AM (oDRcK)
one cannot lose at 50, much less be behind by 15 points
QED
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 10:35 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (N39Ws)
I even endured that phony Rimbaldi dogshit just to watch her.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:35 AM (y7DUB)
317 But Canada Geese are protected for some reason.
Do you have to check their passport?
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:25 AM (ZfRYq)
Canada Geese, no. Canadian geese, yes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:35 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (pnfZk)
It dosen't feel like Christmas until Levin plays "walkin roun in wimmen's unnerwear".
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 10:35 AM (wuwEx)
Posted by: Saf at July 31, 2020 10:35 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:34 AM (pnfZk)
Because left wing blogs are too crazy for them?
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 10:35 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (N39Ws)
Here is something I thought I'd never write being a critic of girl power movies.
Peppermint > John Wick 2
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (NWEal)
You know you are going to hell for continuing to defame me, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (ZLI7S)
Ruined.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (pnfZk)
Because left wing blogs are too crazy for them?
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 10:35 AM (Izzlo)
And taste like shit, I'm told.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Remember the idiotic panic over the lie that Trump told people to inject bleach?
After
watching the human herd moo and strap on their masks, I am convinced
that if Fauci actually said people should consider it, I bet you would
have a few million idiots that would go for it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (luzVb)
If Fauci came out and said you should eat your own poo, there'd be a run on spoons.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (KZzsI)
There are so many real happenings being revealed to the public, and it is nothing but clown wigs, nose honks, and mask wearing dead horses all the way down.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (cGEUA)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 10:33 AM (sGotD)
Velazquez had Goya cancelled
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (85Gof)
What bit of sanity got into someone from the CDC?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (oDRcK)
You know you are going to hell for continuing to defame me, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (ZLI7S)
I just don't think you carry that kind of biblical weight.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 10:34 AM (sb+Cg)
++++++++
* SNORT *
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (hYcqw)
Ruined.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM
You're welcome.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (EgshT)
We had three geese when I was growing up, and they were nice animals,
but stupidly aggressive, just "I can take ANYONE!!!" crazy and
constantly feeling the need to prove it.
But they were amazing watchdogs, had eagle eyes and would spot
things way before a dog would. And they were in their own way kind of
affectionate despite themselves. I used to sleep outside and I'd wake
up surrounded by them all sleeping close to me. When they woke up they
were all bluff and pretense "I wasn't sleeping next to you I was just
there by accident harrumph harrumph I'll peck your eyes out!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:27 AM (KZzsI) We had a flock of Toulouse that would hang out with me. Loved those birds.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (CPk08)
Here is something I thought I'd never write being a critic of girl power movies.
Peppermint > John Wick 2
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (NWEal)
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The John Wick sequels are garbage. Obsessed with world building that makes no sense, Wick no longer has any clear motive for anything he's doing, and the movies drag horribly between their fight scenes.
Tip: If you're skipping through half of a movie that you love, you don't actually love the movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 10:38 AM (sGotD)
Right up there with Nadler, mask under his chins, lecturing all the other congressmen on how they need to wear masks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:38 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:38 AM (ZLI7S)
The John Wick sequels are garbage. Obsessed with world building that makes no sense, Wick no longer has any clear motive for anything he's doing, and the movies drag horribly between their fight scenes.
Tip: If you're skipping through half of a movie that you love, you don't actually love the movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (UWqZJ)
Better than Prometheus
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:38 AM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Richard Phatt at July 31, 2020 10:38 AM (axyOa)
I remain blessed.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:38 AM (ZLI7S)
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So, still single, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:38 AM (UWqZJ)
Can you chew gum and walk at the same time? It's not an either /or matter.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
***********
Those can proliferate. In my professional opinion, you have another think coming.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (ZLI7S)
Hey, I was pointing out you're finally in the clear...
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:34 AM (pnfZk)
Who else came out of the closet?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (Jx5Qs)
if the senate is at 50-50
Mutt goes indy and gropes with the dims ?
is there sumptin more than 100% ?
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (ZLI7S)
Hey, I was pointing out you're finally in the clear...
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (y7DUB)
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That's the defamation. He's definitely not in the clear. All is still a haze.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Captain Hate
****
There are swan hunting seasons in quite a few states including Utah, Idaho, & NC.
Do a duckduckgo search.
Posted by: Cosda at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (i/0Aa)
And the doggos.
Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 10:40 AM (sb+Cg)
Velazquez had Goya cancelled
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (JgrP5)
For which Goya is GREATLY appreciative, judging by their current profit margins, I'm betting.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)
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Well, I guess he hates science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:29 AM (UWqZJ)
Well it's scientifically proven that substantially more students are diddled by their teachers during face to face encounters than are diddled on Zoom calls.
So let's keep those classrooms closed.
For the children.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 10:40 AM (hku12)
https://tinyurl.com/y26sbs5w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 10:41 AM (oDRcK)
They're only revealed to those who believe the media lies with purpose. Only then can you go look for the answers.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 10:41 AM (8eSmR)
see him kill people who piss him off. Those movies accomplish all of
that very well.
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Commando used to do that for me. Except now you realize you are saving Alyssa Milano. But back in the 80s ... what a movie.
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
if the senate is at 50-50
Mutt goes indy and gropes with the dims ?
is there sumptin more than 100% ?
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (JgrP5)
If PDT wins, the Senate won't be 50/50. I'd say odds are better that Mitt ends up in prison. There's a reason he's so vocal.
Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 10:41 AM (sb+Cg)
357 Obama and the dozens of members of Congress who attended Rep. John Lewis funeral in Atlanta will have to abide by Washington, D.C.s mandatory 14-day quarantine order for those who travel to a "high-risk" state.
Posted by: Stephen Bishop at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (JFO2v)
Their quarantine will be supervised by Chris Cuomo and George Stephanopoulos, quarantine's rules observers extraordinare.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:41 AM (pNxlR)
Do you have to check their passport?
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:25 AM (ZfRYq)
Canada Geese, no. Canadian geese, yes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 10:42 AM (UC5ui)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 31, 2020 10:42 AM (lgiXo)
if the senate is at 50-50
Mutt goes indy and gropes with the dims ?
is there sumptin more than 100% ?
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (JgrP5)
+++++++++
Uncomfortably non-zero odds. The GOP has a very tough Senate map this year. And while Pence could vote to defeat a single defection, the best we could hope for is gridlock. But the Senate doesn't like gridlock. There's be more than just Pierre Delecto defecting.
An even split is a Dem majority.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:42 AM (hYcqw)
Ahhh, nature in the city.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 10:43 AM (wuwEx)
It's entirely plausible that every third person on the planet is a highly-paid professional assassin.
Posted by: spindrift at July 31, 2020 10:43 AM (h5TKJ)
there supposed effectiveness. He said he lied because medical
professionals needed them.
So what is Fauci lying about now? Was that statement about lying a lie? How can we trust anything he says?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 10:43 AM (ZCiJZ)
diddled by their teachers during face to face encounters than are
diddled on Zoom calls.
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Thee left has outsourced their indoctrination of the youth to the tech companies ... it is easier, quicker, cheaper, and more reliable than the previous K-12 model.
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 10:43 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:34 AM (pnfZk)
Who else came out of the closet?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (Jx5Qs)
RedMind seems to be a fan of phallic fat.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:43 AM (pnfZk)
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
Pause Commando during the scenes where the mercenaries (supposedly latin) come out with M-60s and start spraying things up. You can see they're white guys with fake "Mexican" mustaches. Hi-def reveals all
Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 10:43 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 10:41 AM (sb+Cg)
Well I'd like to see someone go to prison. Other than the Repubs they throw in on a whim. No Mittens is not a Repub.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:43 AM (Jx5Qs)
Yeah but she was cute innocent little Alyssa back then, not dimwitted drug-addled lunatic Alyssa today. Given how she was probably passed around at Hollywood Parties at age 11, I'm not at all surprised she is permanently damaged, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:44 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 31, 2020 10:44 AM (SchxB)
I'm thinking there should be Canadian goose seasons for people with golf ball launchers. (I just saw those the other day. Use blanks to fire golf balls from a tube you screw on the end of your rifle)
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 10:44 AM (fFtVH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:43 AM (pnfZk)
LMAO....Puts a new spin on getting porked.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:44 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (pnfZk)
We had ducks too, and they are like friendly puppies. Ducks are great, they are cute and fun and nice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (KZzsI)
This is not wrong.
The original JW was really good at hinting at the world building.
In the sequels they are kind of doing the Star Wars senate debate on trade council bullshit thing.
And, they wasted Halle Barry in a role that could have been played by anyone.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (ZfRYq)
It's entirely plausible that every third person on the planet is a highly-paid professional assassin.
Posted by: spindrift at July 31, 2020 10:43 AM (h5TKJ)
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I have no problem with the number of assassins in the movies. That's kind of fun. They're everywhere.
It's the way the world is supposed to work, the coins, the blood oaths, the constant explanation of rules, and then John's rather pointless quest into the desert in the third one. They're so boring for such long stretches.
The first one had a clear view of what it was: revenge porn for a murdered puppy, and it did it well. The second and third are so desperate to build some kind of cinematic universe that I just can't stand 'em.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (Jx5Qs)
Do a duckduckgo search.
Posted by: Cosda at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (i/0Aa)
doing a duckduckgo search on swans sounds very fowl!
Posted by: Stephen Bishop at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (JFO2v)
Burn it all to the ground and build a new one.
Two times the FBI was alerted to the crimes Epstein and Maxwell were committing. The FBI directors were Robert Mueller and James Comey.
You think there might be a pattern here?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:32 AM (ZLI7S)
Yes. There are many. And this goes back decades. The slippery slope of hedonism has always existed in the darkest and extreme forms, but I don't know of a time in history when it was global, out in the open, the public apathy towards it, the differing interconnected individuals all the way up through NGOs and governments and multinational corporations, and the amount of money profiting off of it all including war profiteering.
I always circle back to leaks that our government would collapse if it was all exposed at once and burned down. I believe this more and more over the last 4 years.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (cGEUA)
--Don Lemon
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:46 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2020 10:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (ZfRYq)
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She was in the movie for like twenty minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:46 AM (UWqZJ)
'like an egg fart in the wind"
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (pnfZk)
always liked that song
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2020 10:46 AM (X/Pw5)
And, they wasted Halle Barry in a role that could have been played by anyone.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (ZfRYq
Halle Berry.
Yum.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:46 AM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:47 AM (pNxlR)
latin) come out with M-60s and start spraying things up. You can see
they're white guys with fake "Mexican" mustaches. Hi-def reveals all
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It was an Austrian pretending to be a US special ops hero. A lot of cultural appropriation going around.
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 10:47 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: The Puritan at July 31, 2020 10:47 AM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:48 AM (pnfZk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:46 AM (UWqZJ)
And in all 20 of those minutes, she was fully clothed.
This is not why you cast Halle Barry.
The dogs sequence was pretty good, but again, anyone could have been cast for that.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:48 AM (ZfRYq)
Their quarantine will be supervised by Chris Cuomo and George Stephanopoulos, quarantine's rules observers extraordinare.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:41 AM (pNxlR)
Speaking of dick fat.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
-Stuff you didn't need to know
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 10:48 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:48 AM (pnfZk)
For certain values of hot.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:49 AM (ZfRYq)
-Stuff you didn't need to know
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 10:48 AM (7Fj9P)
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Oh, I did need to know.
Now I know who to send the ransom note to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:49 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:48 AM (pnfZk)
Quest for Fire? Getting a drink out of a pond?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 10:49 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Miss Swan at July 31, 2020 10:49 AM (UMXod)
And, they wasted Halle Barry in a role that could have been played by anyone.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (ZfRYq)
As are most other roles she's cast in.
I've never been impressed by her. Looks or otherwise.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:03 AM (KZzsI)
Leda was one freaky chick, getting it on with a swan.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020
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*
I don't think Leda had any choice in the matter. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 10:50 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 31, 2020 10:42 AM (lgiXo)
**********
Resign?
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 10:50 AM (1Dmt5)
It really doesn't help that they're all quite literally Chinese propaganda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (UWqZJ)
-Stuff you didn't need to know
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 10:48 AM (7Fj9P)
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Hullo, the swan's gotten out.
Posted by: Peter Ian Staker at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (KZzsI)
Peppermint > John Wick 2
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (NWEal)
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The John Wick sequels are garbage. Obsessed with world building that makes no sense, Wick no longer has any clear motive for anything he's doing, and the movies drag horribly between their fight scenes.
Tip: If you're skipping through half of a movie that you love, you don't actually love the movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (UWqZJ)
I wouldn't call them garbage. It's like when a band releases a debut album and everyone raves about how original they are, can't get enough of them.
A year or so passes, and they release a follow up, and the second album has a lot of the same hooks, same flourishes, same musical themes, and suddenly critics are saying they're tired and unoriginal.
Meanwhile, fans are going to their shows, holding up their lighters, singing along.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (hku12)
I'm thinking there should be Canadian goose seasons
If they set up shop on a golf course, in a waterfront development, or in large grassy areas of corporate parks, in what sense are they migratory waterfowl?
They aren't. Time for open hunting seasons on them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (pNxlR)
-Stuff you didn't need to know
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 10:48 AM (7Fj9P)
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Hullo, the swan's gotten out.
Posted by: Peter Ian Staker at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (UAMe5)
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PI Staker, huh? Piss Taker?
Come on!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (cGEUA)
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Yup. That is why the government will not acknowledge or attempt to rectify what it has become. Everyone, from the common black hats, to the dominant indifferent, to the tiny minority (it probably rounds comfortably to zero) of white hates, knows this. To expose it is to kill it. It is a cancerous husk, and the all know it. The black hats appreciate their power, the indifferent won't endanger their paychecks, and the white hats believe that the edifice of corruption and evil is better than a power vacuum and work to enable it's existence even if they try not to expand it.
We crossed the knee of the curve long ago, probably in the late 70s or early 80s. It's an exponential function and it will only get worse. The collapse that the white hats are warding off and that the indifferent are ignoring will come anyway, and sooner than anyone thinks. Exponents are a bitch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (hYcqw)
I'm thinking there should be Canadian goose seasons for people with golf ball launchers. (I just saw those the other day. Use blanks to fire golf balls from a tube you screw on the end of your rifle)
Posted by: t-bird
*****
One of my nephews hunts geese on our local golf course before it opens in the morning. The management lets him to keep the geese off the course. It works. After the first few days he has trouble getting a shot because the geese become wary of the area.
Posted by: Cosda at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (i/0Aa)
latin) come out with M-60s
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Lemme guess, they were firing from the hip, or from the crook of their arm, right? I was an M-60 gunner, that's a great way to get yourself, and your team killed. It's virtually impossible to do.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (7Fj9P)
Stacey Dash did her thing better.
Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 10:52 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:52 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Menack at July 31, 2020 10:52 AM (buTO7)
Do a duckduckgo search.
Posted by: Cosda at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (i/0Aa)
If you want to risk having the feds making your life miserable for shooting a trumpeter swan that you thought was an arctic swan, have at it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2020 10:52 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (KZzsI)
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You know what happens to a frog when it's struck by lightning?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:52 AM (UWqZJ)
It really doesn't help that they're all quite literally Chinese propaganda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (UWqZJ)
Really wanna torture yourself?
Go find any movie where Dolf Lundgren is the star.
His movies were BAD, baby.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
An even split is a Dem majority.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 10:42 AM (hYcqw
polls always say "it's tough on the GOP"
like in 2014, when they had Roberts down by 10, he won by 10
and they had Ernst down by a bunch too, she won going away
and the drubbing that Sessions took the other night did not go unnoticed by Murk. She's never run with Trump working tirelessly against her
she'll stay in line
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 10:52 AM (JgrP5)
I liked the first one quite a bit, the second one was really aimless and devoid of a plot with almost no combat. Never saw the third one.
You spent the entire second film hoping to see Bruce Lee and he's barely in it and treated like trash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:53 AM (KZzsI)
I've never been impressed by her. Looks or otherwise.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
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She can do an impressive run on a tactical pistol course. So there's that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 10:53 AM (UAMe5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:53 AM (pnfZk)
Go find any movie where Dolf Lundgren is the star.
His movies were BAD, baby.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
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Rocky IV and Universal Soldier are the extent of my Dolph Lundgren exposure. And I guess the Expendables movies (I think I've seen the first two).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:53 AM (UWqZJ)
-Stuff you didn't need to know
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 10:48 AM (7Fj9P)
Does anyone ever REALLY own a swan?
Where's Oliver Cromwell when you need him...
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 10:53 AM (hku12)
>>I always circle back to leaks that our government would collapse if it was all exposed at once and burned down. I believe this more and more over the last 4 years.
Indeed. One big reason these investigations haven't been wrapped up like an episode of Columbo.
The swamp has been building for decades and it's massive, international and bi-partisan. You peel back one layer and find another, and another, and another.
This is a war and those who are implicated and their supporters are doing everything in their power to keep this stuff hidden and fighting back and they have a lot of power and money.
It's not a coincidence that the same people keep popping up in seemingly unrelated issues. They are related.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 10:54 AM (ZLI7S)
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Not to be a goose Nazi, but it would actually be a "Canada" goose season. I was 45 years old before I learned they're named after some guy named Canada, not the country.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 10:54 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Rae Dawn Chong.
Yes.
Hot? Well, she was kind of cute.
They paid her in fatties.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2020 10:54 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 31, 2020 10:42 AM (lgiXo)
**********
stop poking Ann in the ass
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 10:54 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 31, 2020 10:54 AM (d1uFV)
I liked the first one quite a bit, the second one was really aimless and devoid of a plot with almost no combat. Never saw the third one.
You spent the entire second film hoping to see Bruce Lee and he's barely in it and treated like trash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:53 AM (KZzsI)
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He pops up in the third and fourth. He actually has an action scene in the fourth that's out of nowhere and has nothing to do with anything.
I did learn that the West is full of devils and should adopt all of Chinese culture to become better, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:54 AM (UWqZJ)
I couldn't stand him until I saw Expendables I and he was glorious in that, great role for him.
But I mean... he did crap like I Come In Peace, every single other role he got was just terrible, including Rocky 3. Until Expendables showed you could make him interesting and effective if written correctly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:55 AM (KZzsI)
Ben Affleck, Julia Roberts, Halle Berry...there are a lot of actors and actresses who make you wonder why they, of all the kids in America who have done a play, got chosen for even the tiniest role.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 10:55 AM (KfC1e)
His movies were BAD, baby.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
You know who made some bad movies?
Rutger Hauer.
He got a lot of acclaim for Blade Runner, then his career went away, like tears in the rain.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:55 AM (ZfRYq)
417 Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 10:36 AM (cGEUA)
Can you chew gum and walk at the same time? It's not an either /or matter.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 10:39 AM (NWEal)
I didn't say it was. You did. But for fucks sake a global pedo ring involving State actors, famous and influential people, governments, multinational corporations, and NGOs has been being exposed for the last 4 years and we documents of the cream of the crop were just unsealed. It's priorities.
Talking about masks constantly and COVID-19 constantly comes off as a way to slide the subject matter. It's a distraction tool used by interested parties. Or people here are just taking their bait.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 10:55 AM (cGEUA)
If they set up shop on a golf course, in a waterfront development, or in large grassy areas of corporate parks,
***********
Seems like this is a slippery slope argument...
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2020 10:55 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: grognard
More evidence of the white supremacist oligarchy, ruling junta of the world.
Cancel all white people!
Hey wait, that's me too!
Stop the presses!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2020 10:56 AM (vcOmj)
Rocky IV and Universal Soldier are the extent of my Dolph Lundgren exposure. And I guess the Expendables movies (I think I've seen the first two).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:53 AM (UWqZJ)
He's got a few B movies, I guess they'd be called, where he's the action hero.
I found a few torrents way back in the day. They're horrible, and that's being nice.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
He got a lot of acclaim for Blade Runner, then his career went away, like tears in the rain.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:55 AM (ZfRYq
Dude. Hobo with a Shotgun!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 10:56 AM (pnfZk)
His movies were BAD, baby.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
You know who made some bad movies?
Rutger Hauer.
He got a lot of acclaim for Blade Runner, then his career went away, like tears in the rain.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:55 AM (ZfRYq)
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European character actors seem to just simply work, and they don't seem to be that expensive. So, they're in a very wide range of stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:56 AM (UWqZJ)
Rutger Hauer.
He got a lot of acclaim for Blade Runner, then his career went away, like tears in the rain.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 10:55 AM (ZfRYq)
HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Hobo with a Shotgun was EPIC!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Like Jackie Chan's overlong and China tongue-bathing remake of Karate Kid. That was sycophantic. We don't have enough hot water, lets turn that into a positive! How clever of you to not have enough hot water for an apartment, if only America was like that!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:56 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 10:57 AM (YynYJ)
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Peak Hollywood at Peak America.
What a better time to be a kid.
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 10:57 AM (sX1BW)
Swans are dicks.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 31, 2020 10:30 AM (CPk0
Fat as well...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 10:57 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 10:54 AM (7Fj9P)
I.Did.Not.Know.That...
Posted by: Johnny Carson at July 31, 2020 10:57 AM (BgMrQ)
Like Jackie Chan's overlong and China tongue-bathing remake of Karate Kid. That was sycophantic. We don't have enough hot water, lets turn that into a positive! How clever of you to not have enough hot water for an apartment, if only America was like that!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:56 AM (KZzsI)
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The end of Ip Man 4 is kind of hilarious.
Ip Man goes back to Hong Kong from San Francisco. In San Francisco, the streets were clean and the apartments large. The first shot of Hong Kong when he comes back tilts down from the airplane flying overhead to a literal slum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:57 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020 10:57 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 31, 2020 10:58 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 10:58 AM (YynYJ)
Instant hilarity.
"Look, dick fat......"
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:59 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 31, 2020 10:59 AM (iTXRQ)
Schwarzenegger made a lot of crap, too. He did Terminator and Predator, of course, but there were also Raw Deal, Red Heat (where he plays a Russian (????????????)), Commando, which is loved for being complete cheeseball.
Then you get into the 90's and he's turning out stuff like Junior and Jingle All The Way. And Batman And Robin. Off the top of my head the only thing he made in the 90s that was actually good was True Lies (and Last Action Hero, if you like that one).
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 10:59 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020 10:57 AM (RuIsu)
He didn't ride in on MATT DAMON's coattails?
They wrote Good Will Hunting together or some such?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
It's very boring and makes no sense. It was interesting in the first movie that John Wick was an ex-assassin, because that's unusual and what made him a mistake to tangle with. In the sequel (I didn't watch 3 after the dumpster fire that is 2), everyone and their mom is a paid killer. Yawn.
Posted by: spindrift at July 31, 2020 10:59 AM (h5TKJ)
So many things going wrong with my 'puter systems this a.m.
Actually, when that happens, it makes me remember that it's a technological miracle that computers ever work at all!
My well-over-hundred-comment On-Topic comment:
Do not mess with the happy fun swan.
Whew. There. All this magnificent technology so I could chime in with that.
Posted by: mindful webworker
clik4 epidemic articles
at July 31, 2020 10:59 AM (Sr48m)
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 11:00 AM (Xg9Dg)
"Ride a White Swan", bitchez!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skjvDLpeh4c
T. Rex at it's T.Rexyist.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2020 11:00 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 11:00 AM (UAMe5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 11:00 AM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 31, 2020 10:42 AM (lgiXo)
Mitt is the proverbial mob boss, eyeing a DA who hasn't been bought, who can't be bought.
No, there's nothing he's going to like about him.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 11:00 AM (hku12)
Then you get into the 90's and he's turning out stuff like Junior and Jingle All The Way. And Batman And Robin. Off the top of my head the only thing he made in the 90s that was actually good was True Lies (and Last Action Hero, if you like that one).
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 10:59 AM (BAsqb)
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Las Action Hero was released about 10 years too early.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:00 AM (UWqZJ)
If MLB can't get it done and has to cancel the season, I sure as heck don't see how the NFL is going to able to even start.
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2020 11:00 AM (G0vdT)
Dr. Simone Gold - has been fired from her job as an Emergency Medicine Specialist in Los Angeles, CA.
Posted by: Johnny Carson at July 31, 2020 11:01 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Cosda at July 31, 2020 11:01 AM (i/0Aa)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_goose
So, I guess it must be true, then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 11:01 AM (/EuRN)
Or the chronically masturbating German swan.
That's right. Fappy Hun swan.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 11:01 AM (NWiLs)
I couldn't stand him until I saw Expendables I and he was glorious in that, great role for him.
But I mean... he did crap like I Come In Peace, every single other role he got was just terrible, including Rocky 3. Until Expendables showed you could make him interesting and effective if written correctly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:55 AM (KZzsI)
"But it is good to kill pirates!"
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 11:01 AM (Izzlo)
If MLB can't get it done and has to cancel the season, I sure as heck don't see how the NFL is going to able to even start.
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2020 11:00 AM (G0vdT)
One game season.
All 32 teams on the field at once.
Imagine something a bit like "chinese checkers"....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 11:02 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 10:45 AM (Jx5Qs)
That's the best kind of fat.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 31, 2020 11:02 AM (gtdYu)
Posted by: browndog at July 31, 2020 11:02 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (UWqZJ)
Lin Wood , who is currently suing the shit out of the defamers of Nick Sandman, has taken her case.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (luzVb)
Then you get into the 90's and he's turning out stuff like Junior and Jingle All The Way. And Batman And Robin. Off the top of my head the only thing he made in the 90s that was actually good was True Lies (and Last Action Hero, if you like that one).
Posted by: Vanya
Ahem, Kindergarten Cop - it wasn't a tummah!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (gS3OW)
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DC Cab was great.
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (sX1BW)
Not that I'm trying to stir the pot. Nope! Not me! (whistles innocently)
Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (UWqZJ)
I will break you.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:00 AM (UWqZJ)
Hugely underrated, IMO, but a lot of people don't like it. Charles Dance was great.
"In this world, Jack, the bad guys can win!"
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (BAsqb)
We talk about because 100% of us are directly effected by it. Including adding 7 trillion to our debt.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (/Kt3K)
Not that I'm trying to stir the pot. Nope! Not me! (whistles innocently)
Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (7EjX1)
CABELAS IS DEAD TO ME!!!!
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (luzVb)
We're gonna need to clone Lin Wood. There's too much potential demand for her services.
Posted by: browndog at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (BgMrQ)
If there were journalism, someone would ask, "ok, a lab in whose interest it is to report positive results has produced positive results, but is anyone actually sick? Can I see that person?"
But there is none, they are enemy troops.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (UMXod)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (cGEUA)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:00 AM (UWqZJ)
Hugely underrated, IMO, but a lot of people don't like it. Charles Dance was great.
"In this world, Jack, the bad guys can win!"
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (BAsqb)
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It is. I love it.
It also shows that deconstruction of a loved thing will always be met with resistance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:05 AM (UWqZJ)
I don't think it will. And I think MLB will shut down entirely within a few weeks.
Hockey is opening and nobody knelt either. I don't think Hockey players are afraid of the sniffles.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:05 AM (KZzsI)
Someone on Twitter was doing song parodies based on this. They're good, but I feel the Horde would be better. Here's what they had:
"Individuals with cervixes just wanna have fun"
"The individuals with nuts are back in town"
"This is an individual with balls' world, but it wouldn't mean nothing, nothing without an individual with a cervix or uterus"
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2020 11:05 AM (6XLoz)
We talk about because 100% of us are directly effected by it. Including adding 7 trillion to our debt.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:04 AM (NWEal)
Whatever bro.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:05 AM (cGEUA)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:05 AM (ZLI7S)
Pause Commando during the scenes where the mercenaries (supposedly
latin) come out with M-60s and start spraying things up. You can see
they're white guys with fake "Mexican" mustaches. Hi-def reveals all
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It was an Austrian pretending to be a US special ops hero. A lot of cultural appropriation going around.
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 10:47 AM (sX1BW)
An Austrian pretending to be an East German defector who became a US spec ops hero. Let's get it right, folks.
Commando has more cheeze than a Green Bay Velveeta factory. And it's absolutely glorious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (EGyGV)
One game season.
All 32 teams on the field at once.
Imagine something a bit like "chinese checkers"....
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Chinese fire drill.
Actually, a true battle royal with a Highlander twist would do all of us a world of good.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:05 AM (ZLI7S)
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"But the June polls!"
-Allahpundit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (KZzsI)
Watchmen syndrome. People heard 'Comic book movie' and thought 'Cool, superheroes!' and then it turned out to actually be about real world ramifications and human failure and there's a guy getting hot cooking fat thrown in his face.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (KZzsI)
MLB is asshoe!
NFL is asshoe!
And that oldie but goodie....
CHINA IS ASSHOE!
And now we return to our regularly scheduled TV broadcast...
(tv is asshoe too)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (KZzsI
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"Banned."
-SJW
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 10:37 AM (JgrP5)
For which Goya is GREATLY appreciative, judging by their current profit margins, I'm betting.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020
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I just bought some more Goya Green Pigeon peas.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (rpbg1)
I'm so old I remember when you could only get a permit to deer hunt with a crossbow if you had a doctor's note that said you had a physical impairment that prevented you from drawing back a real bow.
Posted by: Cosda at July 31, 2020 11:07 AM (i/0Aa)
The bluray of Shin Godzilla is on sale for $5.
I have not seen it yet, but I have heard good things...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:07 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 11:06 AM (BAsqb)
I know some people hate it, but I think The Boys is probably the most accurate depiction of what it would be like if superheroes were real.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 11:07 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 11:07 AM (NWiLs)
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I wish it was structured better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:08 AM (UWqZJ)
The bluray of Shin Godzilla is on sale for $5.
I have not seen it yet, but I have heard good things...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:07 AM (UWqZJ)
I've been watching the glorious '70s Toho Godzilla movies on amazon lately....
Great stuff.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 11:08 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (sX1BW)
?
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The poster referenced Rocky III - he meant Rocky IV since he was talking about Dolf Lundren.
Mr. T was in Rocky III and DC Cab ... and obviously if you have to explain a joke it didn't land. That's on me.
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 11:08 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 10:57 AM (YynYJ)
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Oh, no! How very sad. I have enjoyed her books and have some of her patterns, though they're still in the pipeline behind other projects.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at July 31, 2020 11:08 AM (R1NI2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (UWqZJ)
Natalie Portman speaks six languages. The prequels still suck.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 11:08 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: gp at July 31, 2020 11:08 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:09 AM (UMXod)
Posted by: JackStraw
Now...witness the power of this fully operational Trump-star!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2020 11:09 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 11:09 AM (ZfRYq)
The bluray of Shin Godzilla is on sale for $5.
I have not seen it yet, but I have heard good things...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:07 AM (UWqZJ)
I've been watching the glorious '70s Toho Godzilla movies on amazon lately....
Great stuff.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 11:08 AM (/EuRN)
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I don't actually like many of the Godzilla movies.
Even the original without the American additions I find to be ponderous and stilted (the attack on Tokyo is magnificent, though).
I watched King Kong vs. Godzilla recently and found it largely dull.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:09 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 11:08 AM (BAsqb)
"English with a producer's hog in your cheek" does not count as a foreign language.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (/EuRN)
She probably just knows how to say "hello" in four of them but publicists ran with it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (KZzsI)
Lin Wood , who is currently suing the shit out of the defamers of Nick Sandman, has taken her case.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020
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HA! Good news for a change.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (UWqZJ)
You know who else had friends who called him Dolph?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)
Restarting professional sports is beginning to take on the flavor of the decade-long bumbling to replace the World Trade Center after 9/11.
Too many chiefs, and too few results.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (UWqZJ)
You know who else had friends who called him Dolph?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)
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*nods sagaciously*
Marie Antoinette.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (UWqZJ)
Go find any movie where Dolf Lundgren is the star.
I couldn't stand him until I saw Expendables I and he was glorious in that, great role for him.
But I mean... he did crap like I Come In Peace, every single other role he got was just terrible, including Rocky 3. Until Expendables showed you could make him interesting and effective if written correctly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 10:55 AM (KZzsI)
"But it is good to kill pirates!"
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2020 11:01 AM (Izzlo)
*runs his own guys off the road while chasing Stallone and Li*
"Insect."
*about to fight Jet Li*
"Bring it, happy feet."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (EGyGV)
Heh . So many Rockys that the Roman numerals just mesh altogether for me. I should have made the Mr T connection though.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (NWEal)
That's "The Individuals With Penises" now, per CNN.
Also, I like the concept, but I keep hearing that it's blatantly anti-religion and anti-conservative and anti-family and not even clever about it. Just straight up MSNBC talking points.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2020 11:11 AM (6XLoz)
Discuss.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020
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Spike on Buffy would dust any Twilight vampire without breathing hard.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:11 AM (rpbg1)
That's "The Individuals With Penises" now, per CNN.
Also, I like the concept, but I keep hearing that it's blatantly anti-religion and anti-conservative and anti-family and not even clever about it. Just straight up MSNBC talking points.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2020 11:11 AM (6XLoz)
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With Seth Rogen's recent turn towards anti-Zionism, I expect the second season to be filled of hits towards Israel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:11 AM (UWqZJ)
45s
After much soul searching and reflection , I have decided to officially leave the Republican Party and in reflection of the pioneer spirit of Utah, change my party affiliation to Independent.
I do this reluctantly , but I do so with no regrets.
A political party should not be a cult centered around a single man. It is unseemly and sends a wrong message to ally and adversary alike.
To my friends in the Republican Party , I bid thee farewell with a gentle cautionary reminder that a political party is not a personality cult.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 11:12 AM (gtdYu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:03 AM (UWqZJ)
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He was Grace Jones's boyfriend for a while. Got him a small role in "A View to a Kill".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 11:12 AM (UAMe5)
Growing a new dick on your arm if you lose yours or it gets injured is great news and a huge deal. Happy for this man to get a new dick.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:12 AM (cGEUA)
Discuss.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 11:09 AM (ZfRYq)
Would that be considered to be a hate crime in the Vampire world?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:12 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 11:12 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:11 AM (rpbg1)
Wait wait wait - there's a mashup. Buffy transfers into Twilight Vampire High, too.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 11:12 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2020 11:12 AM (+ljgK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 11:07 AM (NWiLs)
I watched the first episode.
You know what's getting me down in all of this? It's not the portrayal. It's the cynicism and nihilism. There's no hope in this stuff anymore-- there's nothing to aspire to-- there's nothing to enjoy. Everyone's secretly corrupt, everything's secretly controlled by Weyland-Yutani type amoral scumbag corporations, everyone has a dark secret, nothing matters, blah blah blah. There are no true friends, everyone backstabs everyone else, innocence and idealism gets immediately crushed.
I'm not saying these things aren't real and don't happen, because they obviously do. I just don't enjoy it as escapism. If I want cruelty and exploitation and hatred and oppression and corruption I'll read the fucking news.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 11:13 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2020 11:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tom Servo
My sister's late 2nd husband was raised being called "Buddy" by his family.
His father was always known as "Big Bud".
His father and his son's real name was...Adolph. Yeah, they were a Germanic family from Wisconsin.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2020 11:13 AM (vcOmj)
Even the original without the American additions I find to be ponderous and stilted (the attack on Tokyo is magnificent, though).
I always thought Gamera was the better Toho monster series, but that may be my childhood talking.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2020 11:13 AM (6XLoz)
They could have a huge dance fight in the street, snapping their fingers menacingly
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:13 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (NWEal)
Mr. T got his start in a televised bouncer competition in Chitcago.
All the 'tough guys' were coming in and punching a speed bag as hard as they could and flexing.
Mr. T came in and just pushed the bag and gave his patented scowl at the camera.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 31, 2020 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)
The Canada goose is one of eight species of geese. Named for Canada, which is their original breeding ground, ornithologists use the name Canada goose when referring to this bird, not "Canadian goose" as popularly believed. Canada geese are monogamous. They mate for life and begin breeding when they are two years old.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Conservative Blogger at July 31, 2020 11:14 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:14 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: weew at July 31, 2020 11:14 AM (EaEMG)
Growing a new dick on your arm if you lose yours or it gets injured is great news and a huge deal. Happy for this man to get a new dick.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 11:12 AM (cGEUA)
I am always up for some new dick!
Posted by: Shep at July 31, 2020 11:14 AM (JFO2v)
It really doesn't help that they're all quite literally Chinese propaganda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (UWqZJ)
I still maintain that they are no more jingoistic than Rocky 2 3 or 4 or Chuck Norris's Invasion USA. Or Red Dawn for that matter.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (Lt1JN)
Yeah that's why I dont like stuff such as Better Call Saul, no matter how well written and clever it is. Its misery and unrelenting darkness with no hope. Shows without likable characters or hope, without anything decent or good in them are misery I don't care to participate in.
Even the Sopranos had some decent people in it, and you could root for the characters sometimes because they were not relentlessly one-note grim scumbags.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (KZzsI)
"English with a producer's hog in your cheek" does not count as a foreign language.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (/EuRN)
Ahh? Ow oo ell e!
Posted by: Daisy Ridley at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (BAsqb)
We're gonna need to clone Lin Wood. There's too much potential demand for her services.
Posted by: browndog
You are thinking of Sydney Powell, Flynn's attorney. Lin Wood is male.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (pNxlR)
No.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:14 AM (ZLI7S)
I wouldn't put it past Romney to be a closeted alcoholic --or even a junkie.
But I don't believe he's a pervert;
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (gtdYu)
45s....I bid thee farewell with a gentle cautionary reminder that a political party is not a personality cult.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 11:12 AM (gtdYu)
This is not a personality cult. It's just that Trump is standing nearly alone in his quest to represent and serve the American people. And we, the American people, appreciate it.
Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (+ljgK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (C1Lsn)
It really doesn't help that they're all quite literally Chinese propaganda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 10:51 AM (UWqZJ)
I still maintain that they are no more jingoistic than Rocky 2 3 or 4 or Chuck Norris's Invasion USA. Or Red Dawn for that matter.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 11:15 AM (yQpMk)
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Rocky IV didn't attack the people of the Soviet Union. Ip Man does attack the people of the West.
They're both in the same vein, but Ip Man is worse.
Also, I don't hate them for being propaganda. I hate them because they are terribly told with only decent action sequences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (GcEo1)
Following is a quote from the Wiki Stub describing it; I have only changed One Word, all that it would take to make it truly great.
"The Boys is set in a universe where superpowered Congressmen are recognized as heroes by the general public and owned by powerful corporation Vought International, which markets and monetizes them. Outside of their heroic personas, most are arrogant and corrupt."
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2020 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)
That's "The Individuals With Penises" now, per CNN.
Also, I like the concept, but I keep hearing that it's blatantly anti-religion and anti-conservative and anti-family and not even clever about it. Just straight up MSNBC talking points.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2020 11:11 AM (6XLoz)
Yes and no. For example, you could see part of it as anti-religion, but also as commentary on the cynical manipulation and money-grabbing and hypocrisy by false religious leaders.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 11:17 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:14 AM (ZLI7S)
Ok, thanks, JackStraw. It didn't seem to be his style.
Someone made a crack upthread that made me wonder if I had missed some news.
Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2020 11:18 AM (+ljgK)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 11:16 AM (GcEo1)
And an arm like a Howitzer!
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 11:18 AM (gtdYu)
But I don't believe he's a pervert;
Maybe. But I read the documents last night and no Romneys were mentioned.
Whole bunch of Democrats were.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 11:18 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 11:17 AM (NWiLs)
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And then you realize that the only "good Christian" character chucks off anything remotely Christian and becomes just another progressive spouting white chick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 11:18 AM (UWqZJ)
Discuss.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2020 11:09 AM
Yes.
Next subject?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: megthered at July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (399rf)
Too many chiefs, and too few results.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 11:10 AM (pNxlR)
I love these kinds of observations. I mean ones I didn't think of that are razor sharp.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (Xg9Dg)
After much soul searching and reflection , I
have decided to officially leave the Republican Party and in reflection
of the pioneer spirit of Utah, change my party affiliation to
Independent.
I do this reluctantly , but I do so with no regrets.
A political party should not be a cult centered around a single
man. It is unseemly and sends a wrong message to ally and adversary
alike.
To my friends in the Republican Party , I bid thee farewell with a
gentle cautionary reminder that a political party is not a
personality cult.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 11:12 AM (gtdYu)
From your lips to God's ear.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 31, 2020 11:26 AM (nAiE/)
Yeah, I meant Rambo 2 3 and 4.
The stereotypes are pretty explicit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 11:27 AM (yQpMk)
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