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Mentally Deranged Black Man Attacks White Women in Laundromat With Handsaw, Using It as a Slashing Weapon;
Police Try to Arrest Him, But Antifa Crowds Taunt Police and Force Them to Let Him Go

I think this is clarifying -- yes, antifa and BLM do demand that white people just allow themselves to be attacked whenever an aggrieved minority of some sort (probably including white women, who are not a minority, but insist that they are) feels like getting some Street Reparations.

And this is supported by the "mainstream" media and Democrat Party

The mentally-deranged racist woman-slasher is now supposedly in custody.

But antifa tried their best to return this Fellow Mostly Peaceful Protester to the streets:

Police said the suspect then advanced toward the officers with the handsaw.

The officers used less-lethal munition against the suspect, and he threw down the handsaw.

Police said they continued talking to him to deescalate the situation, however, "several bystanders interrupted their conversation with him by screaming and taunting the officers, only increasing his level of agitation again," according to the Portland Police Bureau.

Trump should run footage of this in ads every single minute of every single day.

Make the Democrats own their violent, bloody terrorists.

Posted by: Ace at 04:08 PM




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1 Laundromat? Like with a cloth?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 23, 2020 04:08 PM (ZI4/t)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

3 Surprisingly nice laundromat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:09 PM (xfb67)

4 This is not the hacksaw to die on!

Posted by: The GOP at July 23, 2020 04:09 PM (9zLuY)

5
one of these days, one of these nimrods is going to try to pull this siht with the "wrong" person & will get right & properly ventilated

the police can draw the chalk lines & write the report

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (NiSls)

6 She should have pulled out an inoperable handgun. I hear those work wonders. It's better than anything out there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (PFAAg)

7 Also, WTF is a Vordelmicha?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)

8 Lemon juice and seltzer water to remove blood stains. Or, wear red.

Posted by: Blind Al at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (x2VC9)

9 His mother must be so proud.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (W2Pud)

10 Gun Ammo
Rinse Repeat
Gun Ammo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (tsZQ+)

11 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (ZWYpq)

12 The movie Demolition Man was not meant to be a How-To.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (IQtvd)

13 I think the real news here is that a black man was actually spotted in Portland.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (+dsLj)

14 A hacksaw is harmless. I mean, it's not an icky GUN.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (COzlW)

15 So are they wanting a race war or what?

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (ZWYpq)

16 Why didn't the white ladies' privilege shield protect them?

Posted by: Confused SJW at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (x2VC9)

17 Portland = hell

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (L2ZTs)

18 Portland is indeed burning. I texted with a dear friend yesterday. He is progressive. He is sick of this shit, sees it for what it is and can't wait to leave the city he formerly loved.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (W2Pud)

19 Also, WTF is a Vordelmicha?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)

Kitchen countertops for Harry Potter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (NrgnM)

20 "Shane Vordelmicha Green, 58, was arrested on charges including second-degree assault, unlawful use of a weapon, attempted assault, strangulation, menacing, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless endangering and disorderly conduct."

He liked disorderly conduct.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (xfb67)

21 Purge Night Portland will be fun.

Won't be long until the Premiere

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (ifmtJ)

22 Easy Pickens for angry people . I believe the media supports this.

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (2/0qy)

23 Oh, Portland again.

Why would anyone choose to live there now?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (bDqIh)

24 12
The movie Demolition Man was not meant to be a How-To.

indeed. if it were, they would have told us how to use the three seashells.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (sGtp+)

25 I think the real news here is that a black man was actually spotted in Portland.

I assumed it wasn't Portland since a black man was in involved and got surprised further down the story.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (ZGrMX)

26 Also, WTF is a Vordelmicha?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)
------
NO
KILL
I

Posted by: The Vordelmicha at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (UAMe5)

27 Uh, yeah. You get slashy, I get shooty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (LBamn)

28 And, old drum to beat, but gun up. Especially you ladies.

Gun up, buy ammo, practice/train

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (ifmtJ)

29 5
one of these days, one of these nimrods is going to try to pull this siht with the "wrong" person & will get right & properly ventilated

the police can draw the chalk lines & write the report
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (NiSls)


With Judges, DAs and juries firmly in the grasp of the Left - in fact that are Left - the only thing left is vigilantism, death squads and star chambers.

Sad situation but they have sown this wind all by themselves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (s2VJv)

30 >>>19 Also, WTF is a Vordelmicha?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)

Kitchen countertops for Harry Potter.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

The Laminate Which Must Not Be Named.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (PbpT7)

31 Yeah I am still trying to grok - Vordelmicha

Makes naming a baby girl Latrina seem reasonable in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (IQtvd)

32 If that happened to me or other people when I was at the laundromat, he would be dead.


Carry every day 24/7.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (JUOKG)

33
Handsaw, not hacksaw, which has larger teeth.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (uhU//)

34 Bust a cap in his ass. Call City Sanitation to come pick up trash.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (d6PIl)

35 10 Gun Ammo
Rinse Repeat
Gun Ammo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (tsZQ+)

Catchy, I like it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (ifmtJ)

36 The prog cops (Antifa) protect their own against the civil cops (the police)? Yes, of course. This is why Antifa is important. To get their way, the progs need the constant threat of violence among those they are looking to enslave and control. Antifa provides the violence.

And make no mistake, this is the future if they win. Those cop-hating Antifa members will become the police as their movement consolidates power. As is apparently well underway in Portland.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (hYcqw)

37 31 Yeah I am still trying to grok - Vordelmicha

Makes naming a baby girl Latrina seem reasonable in comparison.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (IQtvd)


I rather fancy the name Turdelle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (s2VJv)

38 So he attacked two white women, who more than likely are Portlandian Hippie Karens?

I have gazed upon my field of fucks to give, and behold, it is barren.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (+dsLj)

39 He told her it was a hacksaw, but she said it was a handsaw.

So he showed her you could hack with it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (xfb67)

40 >>Purge Night Portland will be fun.



Tonight will be the 56th Purge Night in a row.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

41 10 Gun Ammo
Rinse Repeat
Gun Ammo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM

Seems to have worked out well for the Missouri couple. I think the real lesson is the same thing paranoid preppers say:

Get out of the cities
Get out of the cities
Get out of the cities

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (x2VC9)

42 23 Oh, Portland again.

Why would anyone choose to live there now?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (bDqIh)

==========

For the virtue that you can signal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

43 Black Men Attacks



Subject/verb agreement, boss. When we give that up we have no standards.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (gd9RK)

44 We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (LBamn)

45 Little old to be an aspiring rapper.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (FtO5h)

46 Shane Vordelmicha Green

-

Surely this is an html error.

It's got to be V'or Del-micha Green or something similar.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (Z8bDj)

47 Nurse. I hope you told him he should stay as this is what they wanted. As progressive socialist ideal reaches its fruition.

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (B7V6A)

48 40 >>Purge Night Portland will be fun.



Tonight will be the 56th Purge Night in a row.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

==========

Needs more dead bodies. Send in more machetes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

49 Also, WTF is a Vordelmicha?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)

Kitchen countertops for Harry Potter.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM


Damn it! You beat me to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (ejd/p)

50 40 >>Purge Night Portland will be fun.



Tonight will be the 56th Purge Night in a row.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

Nah. Just auditions/rehearsals. Not NEARLY enough dead jerks for it to be the real show.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (ifmtJ)

51 laundromats. Who is on the menu today. Avoid.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (WX+x0)

52 33
Handsaw, not hacksaw, which has larger teeth.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 04:13 PM (uhU//

Nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (LBamn)

53 The prog cops (Antifa) protect their own against the civil cops (the police)? Yes, of course. This is why Antifa is important. To get their way, the progs need the constant threat of violence among those they are looking to enslave and control. Antifa provides the violence.

And make no mistake, this is the future if they win. Those cop-hating Antifa members will become the police as their movement consolidates power. As is apparently well underway in Portland.

- -

Hindsight being what it is, we saw the beginnings of this when Antifa would block streets downtown and the police would refuse to clear them out.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (PFAAg)

54

"Fuckin stupid name!"

- - Rep. Alopecia Pressley

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (s2VJv)

55 He liked disorderly conduct.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:12 PM (xfb67)

LOL!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (FtO5h)

56 Reckon I'll keep my mouth shut.

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (MVjcR)

57 Differentiations between antifa now and the German brow shirts in the 1930s is minimal at best

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (ZWYpq)

58 So a Vor Lord?

Or they couldn't spell Slor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (IQtvd)

59 I've been seeing more and more stories like these.
Sudden unprovoked attacks on whitey.
Zombie posted one not too long ago.

Posted by: attilla the thrilla at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (w7KSn)

60 Makes naming a baby girl Latrina seem reasonable in comparison.

-

I rather fancy the name Turdelle.

-

There was no-sh*t a guy named Reprobatus arrested somewhere around Decatur, Alabama a few years ago.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (Z8bDj)

61 We live in an Amazing Country!

It floors me how it could keep up Systemic Racism, when we've never elected a racist before Trump! (Biden)

I mean, that only leaves the Deep State, right?

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (Eicbe)

62 I guess he didn't like the new washing machines.

Posted by: dantesed at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (88xKn)

63 We need common sense handsaw control.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (ufFY8)

64
What the fuck was he protesting, too much fabric softener?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (s2VJv)

65 47 Nurse. I hope you told him he should stay as this is what they wanted. As progressive socialist ideal reaches its fruition.
Posted by: willow

I did not. I offered him and his family a roof over their heads if they needed to bug out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (W2Pud)

66


KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD!!



Posted by: Portland at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

67 Damn starch in the shorts again.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (axyOa)

68 Until Portland goes full Hutu it is all just dress rehearsals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (IQtvd)

69 I texted with a dear friend yesterday. He is progressive. He is sick of this shit, sees it for what it is and can't wait to leave the city he formerly loved.

*********

And he can move to a red area and continue to vote the same way helping to turn it blue and into the shithole he formerly left?

Nope, he can stay right the fuck where he is now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (+dsLj)

70 Clown world. *honk honk*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (LBamn)

71 Put him in a holding cell full of white antifas and give him two saws

Posted by: NCKate at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (HVkna)

72 64
What the fuck was he protesting, too much fabric softener?

Those two-dollar dryers are a RIPOFF, man!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (FtO5h)

73 Hindsight being what it is, we saw the beginnings of this when Antifa would block streets downtown and the police would refuse to clear them out.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (PFAAg)
++++++++++
Of course. Everyone who has paid even casual attention to the cops standing by while Antifa and their cousins beat with bike locks and set fires in Berkeley, or to the perma-"protest" in Portland, or to their coordinated marching "black blocks" in their European homeland, or their tactics or their apparent state sponsorship will not be remotely surprised by this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (hYcqw)

74 There was no-sh*t a guy named Reprobatus arrested somewhere around Decatur, Alabama a few years ago.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (Z8bDj)


He was an ignoramus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (NrgnM)

75 Portland is shithoe!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

76 64
What the fuck was he protesting, too much fabric softener?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (s2VJv)

=========

Income inequality. That's where all the rich people do their laundry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

77 He seems nice.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

78 I call your "Shane Vordelmicha Green" and raise you one "Nylysha Starvion Belafon Aradon"*





*actual name of a female humanoid carbon-based life-form occupying space on our planet at present.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (BM2fS)

79 74 There was no-sh*t a guy named Reprobatus arrested somewhere around Decatur, Alabama a few years ago.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (Z8bDj)


He was an ignoramus.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (NrgnM)

An ignominious ignoramus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (LBamn)

80 "You done FUCKED up, A-aron!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (Eicbe)

81 69 I texted with a dear friend yesterday. He is progressive. He is sick of this shit, sees it for what it is and can't wait to leave the city he formerly loved.

*********

And he can move to a red area and continue to vote the same way helping to turn it blue and into the shithole he formerly left?

Nope, he can stay right the fuck where he is now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:17 PM (+dsLj)
==========

"Why do your elected Democrats do nothing?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

82 60
There was no-sh*t a guy named Reprobatus arrested somewhere around Decatur, Alabama a few years ago.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM (Z8bDj)


I know I have regaled you with this story before, but Momma Sefton taught English in the hood and she had a couple sets of twins over the years. First were the Anderson boys, Scrub and Scum, followed a few years later by a boy and a girl named Male and Female - pronounced Molly and Fee-Molly.

Emmes truth, my friend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (s2VJv)

83 J.j. well she must have bad hair

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (4xbfo)

84 Democrats haven't been this excited to destroy federal property since they fired on Fort Sumpter

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (aO8Gd)

85 *actual name of a female humanoid carbon-based life-form occupying space on our planet at present.
=======

Should be patterned for data storage

Posted by: V'Ger at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (vg8iE)

86 What the fuck was he protesting, too much fabric softener?

*************

Well you know fabric softeners are racist since the sheets are always white.

And you know who else had white sheets?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (+dsLj)

87 Handsaw, not hacksaw, which has larger teeth.


Hacksaw has fine teeth, it's for cutting metal.

Handsaw can be anything, coping saw, rip saw, crosscut saw, mitre saw, bow saw, with all differing sizes of teeth.

Sure, I'll argue about anything.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (gd9RK)

88 I'm just glad Palp isn't around to see this defilement of a laundromat.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (t+qrx)

89 "Vordelmicha"? The Harry Potter dude?

Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (Izzlo)

90 "Why do your elected Democrats do nothing?"

- -

If only Comrade Stalin knew about this!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (PFAAg)

91 Due to the coin shortage he was a quarter short of getting is BLM attire dried...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:18 PM (IQtvd)

92 Always carry - always.

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (gmo/4)

93 If I had a middle name like that, I too would be upset.

Posted by: Bama Bubba at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (mAxkE)

94 Know what the Texas Rangers would do in a situation like this?

Yes, your first thought was the correct one.

Posted by: RoTel at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (/wRdn)

95 Shane Vordelmicha Green


Ah, Scrabble Bag Naming wins again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

96 This is the only way this poor soul had of fighting the white privilege that is clean laundry. I'm disappointed, however, that he was not yelling that bleach is white supremacy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (H5knJ)

97 I have four good friends in Portland. I haven't called them. I am tempted, but am not sure. They're big-time lefties and I just can't work up to what I am sure is going to be a vast energy suck if I do.

But I probably should.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (hYcqw)

98 Anyone know why all the washers in laundromats say not to use pods, such as Tide Pods in them? What happens if you do? Kind of a pain to keep liquid detergent on hand just for the few times a year I trek to the laundromat to do the comforters.

Maybe Voldemicha there was trying to find out and some Karens got up in his grille.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (FtO5h)

99 Sure, I'll argue about anything.

----------------------------------

You better not.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (xfb67)

100 41 10 Gun Ammo
Rinse Repeat
Gun Ammo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM

Seems to have worked out well for the Missouri couple. I think the real lesson is the same thing paranoid preppers say:

Get out of the cities
Get out of the cities
Get out of the cities

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 23, 2020 04:14 PM (x2VC9)
--------------------------------------------

The Missouri couple didn't even shoot their weapons, and Mrs. Missouri's weapon was inoperable at the time (although the corrupt prosecutor instructed evidence techs to repair the weapon to operable status).

I'm starting to think that Chinese Lung Aids (per JJ) is NOT a lung infection, it is a brain disease, like mad cow. Chinese Mad Virus Brain Disorder or something.

Because people are going mad and it's traceable to the start of the pandemic.

Posted by: Boots at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (oGBso)

101 laundromats. Who is on the menu today. Avoid.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 23, 2020 04:15 PM (WX+x0)

When I moved to NY from Louisiana I asked someone where the nearest Washateria was located. They looked at me like I was speaking Greek. Same way I looked at the deli guy who asked me if I wanted my tuna sandwich on a hard roll.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (2DOZq)

102 ...and if a citizen had shot him they would have been arrested.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (Jx5Qs)

103 I call your "Shane Vordelmicha Green" and raise you one "Nylysha Starvion Belafon Aradon"*


Metalunans don't count.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

104 I bet it was the coin shortage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (xfb67)

105 Nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



"Look at the BONES!!!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (BM2fS)

106 Nurse. Wow.

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (4xbfo)

107 New York Times reporter Nick Kristof, who is from Oregon originally, is in Portland to report on the peaceful demonstrations.

He upbraided Richard Grenell on Twitter:

Rick, come to beautiful Portland, and you'll find that the "city in flames" narrative is nonsense. There are a couple of blocks in downtown that are in tumult each night, though, partly because the Trump administration dispatched troops to inflame the situation for its benefit.

Yeah, except that all of downtown Portland is boarded up and covered in graffiti. It's turned into a zombie hellscape of the homeless and mentally ill, because the office workers and college students aren't there anymore, and everyone else is avoiding the area.

Oh - and shootings are up 400% in "beautiful Portland". The city made the cops disband the unit that focused on the people in Portland who were likely to shoot and be shot, and this is the predictable result.

But yeah, away from the Federal courthouse, everything is just great in Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (I2/tG)

108 This is the only way this poor soul had of fighting the white privilege that is clean laundry. I'm disappointed, however, that he was not yelling that bleach is white supremacy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2020


*
*

He's lucky somebody didn't hurl some bleach into his face.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (rpbg1)

109 Handsaw, not hacksaw, which has larger teeth.


Hacksaw has fine teeth, it's for cutting metal.

Handsaw can be anything, coping saw, rip saw, crosscut saw, mitre saw, bow saw, with all differing sizes of teeth.

Sure, I'll argue about anything.
Posted by: Bandersnatch




No argument. You're correct.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (d6PIl)

110
Good God. Why wasn't her arm cut off?

Posted by: Kim Gardner at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (G51Gf)

111 Progtards need to stay put in their befouled nests instead of moving to red states and flooding them in shit too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (LBamn)

112 I think they should have let him go - right into the lily-white Antifa crowd, where he could continue attacking white women with abandon.

Let them police the crazy dude.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (SRRAx)

113 the Anderson boys, Scrub and Scum

Yikes. Goofus no longer has the biggest beef with his parents over the naming thing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (FtO5h)

114 Whitey's gonna snap soon.

Posted by: Little Boomer at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (6fu25)

115 >> What the fuck was he protesting, too much fabric softener?



The genderqueer vegan stray mutt told him to do it -- to combat climate change and police brutality!!!

Posted by: Portland at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (bDqIh)

116 Chlamydia Walker

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (Eicbe)

117 Metalunans don't count.

What about Metamucil?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (IQtvd)

118 That progressive in Portland Needs to stay the fuck there and learn how to vote against this shit

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (ZWYpq)

119 Joe Mannix, here I'll save you the time:

"I'm concerned about your town, Portland."

"STFU Nazi!! We love it here!! All Trump Nazis in our town must die!! GFY!!"

:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (L2ZTs)

120 ...force them to let him go. Taunted them and forced the police to let him go.

riiiiighht

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

121 110
Good God. Why wasn't her arm cut off?

I. Am. So. Triggered. Right. Now.

Posted by: Michelle Feelds - look at meeeee! at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (FtO5h)

122 I was wrong, it was Moulton.

Reprobatus Bibbs, arrested on drug charges. Link (paywall but you can see the name):

https://tinyurl.com/y4z7evkz

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (Z8bDj)

123 When you see the rap sheet for nutjob criminals like this, it's hard to see any justification for "sentencing reform" and the like.

He's a career criminal who hasn't faced consequences of any significance. That's a fundamental failure of government.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (sWM8x)

124 Gonorrhea Smith. Sounds like "Gloria" but prettier.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (PFAAg)

125 105 Nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



"Look at the BONES!!!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (BM2fS)

Oh Brother Maynard!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (LBamn)

126 113 the Anderson boys, Scrub and Scum

Yikes. Goofus no longer has the biggest beef with his parents over the naming thing.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (FtO5h)


I used to ponder which one I'd prefer. I think Scum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (s2VJv)

127 When I moved to NY from Louisiana I tried to get the deli to make me a muffaletta and they told me to leave.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (xfb67)

128 Yeah, except that all of downtown Portland is boarded up and covered in graffiti. It's turned into a zombie hellscape of the homeless and mentally ill, because the office workers and college students aren't there anymore, and everyone else is avoiding the area.

******************

Sure the city has only been burning for 2 months but it only REALLY became inflamed when Trump when full fascist gestapo secret police on them.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (+dsLj)

129 And the wine moms thought they were safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (+y/Ru)

130 So are they wanting a race war or what?

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 04:11 PM (ZWYpq)

can't be a race war. the perp was a black guy. he was upset and triggered by the noose he thought one of the women had.

turns out it was just a shirt twisted by the washing machine.

but black on white crime. can't be a racially motivated.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (8D42x)

131 I have family in Portland and interviewed for a job there. There's no way in hell I'd take it if offered. Too crazy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (SgjGX)

132 Looked like he hit one first before swing sawing

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (O8AVP)

133
Rick, come to beautiful Portland, and you'll find that the "city in flames" narrative is nonsense. There are a couple of blocks in downtown that are in tumult each night, though, partly because the Trump administration dispatched troops to inflame the situation for its benefit.



Gee, the media doesn't like it when its not the Narrative they want.

They're usually the ones pushing 'The World On Fire' when they get a peephole they like the view through.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

134 The irony that they believe their actions make them morally superior by protecting a mentally deranged sociopath. Can't wait to see next year's Visit Portland brochure.

Posted by: iandeal at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (ohqkV)

135 White people use a Bo saw.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (Z8bDj)

136 I've shared before here about how I used to read both Jeff Wells' and Ken Levine's Hollywood blogs.

I can't do it anymore because they're both so consumed with hatred for PDT and anyone they even suspect of supporting him. Both also went full Stalinist in their comment sections and started deleting and banning anything in their comment sections that disagreed.

So I had to give up on them. Joe, I know it's hard but if I were you I'd give up on your lefty Portland friends.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (L2ZTs)

137 Nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Doll Eyes Alex opened her mouth?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (IQtvd)

138 But we KNEELED!

Posted by: Karens, everywhere at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (FtO5h)

139 When you see the rap sheet for nutjob criminals like this, it's hard to see any justification for "sentencing reform" and the like.

There should never be sentencing reform. Sentencing reform is an effort to return to the 1970s. No thanks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (H5knJ)

140 I know that the people of portland voted majority for their mayor and city council, but that majority doesn't appear to have got the lesson. And the police are probably part of that majority too, so unless the police finally say we are sitting this weekend out for lack of support, good luck; it will just continue to be nightly riots.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (r+sAi)

141 127 When I moved to NY from Louisiana I tried to get the deli to make me a muffaletta and they told me to leave.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (xfb67)


There are delis where they would make you INTO a muffuletta.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (s2VJv)

142 Black sling blade.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (xfb67)

143 Needs more dead bodies. Send in more machetes!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield a



Ya know. That would be fun.
Helo over tonight's crowd and dump a hundred machetes and see what the crowd does.
Call it social distancing research.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (axyOa)

144 And you know who else had white sheets?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality



Racist Democrat Armed Militias, 1865 - 2014, before they switched their uniform to all black with bicycle helmets?

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (BM2fS)

145 I work in a very small town in East Texas. We had someone walk into the local laundrymat day before yesterday and shoot another man dead, just standing there folding his laundry.

This will all work out just fine, yes?

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (KUNWw)

146 Oh, swell, Stormfront dipshit is back.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (PFAAg)

147 Gun Ammo
Rinse Repeat
Gun Ammo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (tsZQ+)

And the will to use it when necessary.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with more Disturbed) at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (N3El/)

148
Because people are going mad and it's traceable to the start of the pandemic.***
I think you can trace it back at least to the Obamaville tent cities that were never reported.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (LGXGf)

149 A response to Richard Grenell on Andy Ngo's Twitter feed;

Rick, come to beautiful Portland, and you'll find that the "city in flames" narrative is nonsense. There are a couple of blocks in downtown that are in tumult each night, though, partly because the Trump administration dispatched troops to inflame the situation for its benefit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (oDRcK)

150 He had a handsaw? Ace, this guy could help with the shelves.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

151 131 I have family in Portland and interviewed for a job there. There's no way in hell I'd take it if offered. Too crazy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (SgjGX)


I was there in '93 and again in '05. I cannot believe this is the same city. And yet it is. And yet I still live in NYC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (s2VJv)

152 Shane! Come back Shane.



I need to shoot your ass.

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

153 So he came prepared . walked with determination. Did the women shrink his nightie whities

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (O8AVP)

154 Sure the city has only been burning for 2 months but it only REALLY became inflamed when Trump when full fascist gestapo secret police on them.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (+dsLj)
++++++++++
This is partially true. Portland is Antifa's capital city. They have been operating there with impunity for years. They were *furious* when people started getting arrested. Some of this is probably a reaction to being slapped down, however timidly and carefully, by the feds.

Doesn't make the shithead's assumption or position remotely correct, however. If Antifa and it's violent criminality hadn't been allowed to fester deep within Portland with outright police protection for years, it wouldn't have gotten this far.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (hYcqw)

155 Its true that most of Portland is not seeing this lunatic crap first hand, its a few dozen blocks at most. But they were burning, breaking, looting, and injuring people long before the feds were forced to get involved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

156 97
I have four good friends in Portland. I haven't called them. I am
tempted, but am not sure. They're big-time lefties and I just can't work
up to what I am sure is going to be a vast energy suck if I do.



But I probably should.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:19 PM (hYcqw)

Heidi and I met some Portlanders in the restaurant in hotel. They were at the next table and insisted on making conversation. I asked them about the drugs and homeless on the streets. They arrogantly (of course) said "we are very tolerant". and no, they didn't still live in Portland. asshoes.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (Jx5Qs)

157 White people use a Bo saw.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (Z8bDj)
---
Long now saw or cross cut?

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (Eicbe)

158 108 This is the only way this poor soul had of fighting the white privilege that is clean laundry.

*********

Wouldn't clean laundry naturally be whiter?

Like using bleach for undershirts, isn't that racist?

I find this systemic racism driving this attitude where laundry perpetually needs to be cleaned to be... problematic.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (+dsLj)

159 156 Its true that most of Portland is not seeing this lunatic crap first hand, its a few dozen blocks at most. But they were burning, breaking, looting, and injuring people long before the feds were forced to get involved.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

===

BUT TRUMP MADE IT WORSE!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

160 What's your name sweety? Femali. How you spell that . F e m a l e, it was on my birth certificate. ( true story)

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (WX+x0)

161 Yeah, Blacks aren't racists.

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (gmo/4)

162 118 That progressive in Portland Needs to stay the fuck there and learn how to vote against this shit
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (ZWYpq)

Won't happen. Progs don't understand cause and effect. That's why they bitch about the policies their elected officials put in place, flee them to go to a state without those policies, then work night and day to get the same policies in place that they originally fled. We'd all be better off just euthanizing them, like an anencephalic puppy. It's the only humane thing to do, for all parties involved.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (LBamn)

163 160 156 Its true that most of Portland is not seeing this lunatic crap first hand, its a few dozen blocks at most. But they were burning, breaking, looting, and injuring people long before the feds were forced to get involved.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

===

BUT TRUMP MADE IT WORSE!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, by beating Hilary in 2016

That's all this is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (ifmtJ)

164 Voidabitch was probably at the laundromat to steal money out of the coin-boxes

Hence the saw.

And here come a couple of Karens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (IQtvd)

165 Five or six years ago I thought I might like to live in the Portland area. I suppose it was already a lost cause by then but they hadn't outted themselves to the whole world yet. Good thing for me that the right job never came up.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (qc+VF)

166 I work in a very small town in East Texas. We had someone walk into the local laundrymat day before yesterday and shoot another man dead, just standing there folding his laundry.

-

I saw an article where a Brooklyn borough president told his residents to not call the police on people who are shooting fireworks illegally and instead to walk over and have a conversation with them.

Yep. People were shot and killed after walking over to talk to the thugs who were shooting fireworks illegally in Brooklyn.

hahaha

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (Z8bDj)

167 110
Good God. Why wasn't her arm cut off?
Posted by: Kim Gardner at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (G51Gf)
=====

"You shut your whore mouth! *Sobs*"

- Michelle Fields

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (dfRN6)

168 This is partially true. Portland is Antifa's capital city. They have been operating there with impunity for years. They were *furious* when people started getting arrested. Some of this is probably a reaction to being slapped down, however timidly and carefully, by the feds.

The were burning stuff (like that elk statue) beating bystanders, breaking windows, looting, lighting buildings and cars on fire, vandalizing etc weeks before the feds arrived. Yes, they're throwing a tantrum now and getting even more shrill, but this didn't start with federal intervention, not even close.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)

169
Stormfront boy be gone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (s2VJv)

170 163 118 That progressive in Portland Needs to stay the fuck there and learn how to vote against this shit
Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (ZWYpq)

Won't happen. Progs don't understand cause and effect. That's why they bitch about the policies their elected officials put in place, flee them to go to a state without those policies, then work night and day to get the same policies in place that they originally fled. We'd all be better off just euthanizing them, like an anencephalic puppy. It's the only humane thing to do, for all parties involved.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (LBamn)

==========

Objection:

I don't believe that they actually complain about the policies, just the results.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

171 Shane! Come back Shane.


I need to shoot your ass.



No you don't. Shane is so dead already. I've only seen the movie once, but Shane is dead.

Oh yeah, spoiler alert.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (gd9RK)

172


There are delis where they would make you INTO a muffuletta.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (s2VJv)

I spit cawfee and ROFL.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (Jx5Qs)

173 59 I've been seeing more and more stories like these.
Sudden unprovoked attacks on whitey.
Zombie posted one not too long ago.
Posted by: attilla the thrilla at July 23, 2020 04:16 PM

Was that the one from Wisconsin, where the Hispanic guy decided to ram a white guy on a motorcycle because white motorcyclists are all racist?

https://tinyurl.com/ybn6nbd9

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (x2VC9)

174 Thank you JJ!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (PFAAg)

175 Picturing Snuggle as a new Glock mascot. Say hello to my little friend.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (nFRLh)

176 Ya know. That would be fun.
Helo over tonight's crowd and dump a hundred machetes and see what the crowd does.
Call it social distancing research.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (axyOa)


Followed by cases of cheap booze.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (NrgnM)

177 Submitted for your approval: blacknamegenerator.org

Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (Izzlo)

178 There are delis where they would make you INTO a muffuletta.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (s2VJv)
++++++++
Back in I think '07, my brother and I were in NYC to look at colleges. We got in late and went out to find some dinner, preferably pizza. We saw an open pizza/Italian joint. It looked empty. As we were walking in, a very large man got up and stood behind the door with his arms crossed and slowly but firmly shook his head "no" as we approached.

We went somewhere else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (hYcqw)

179 Progs don't understand cause and effect.
=====

Cause and effect are racist.

Posted by: Smithsonian at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (vg8iE)

180 Portland deserves what it gets. Sad to say, Portland women deserve what they get from vicious, out of control men. If they don't like living that way, they should leave.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 04:27 PM (Kpl3J)

181 "The Conservative Case for Why Whites Being Allowed to Breathe Now and Take-Up Otherwise Perfectly Good Air is Racist."

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 04:27 PM (OTcWB)

182 Good God. Why wasn't her arm cut off?

I. Am. So. Triggered. Right. Now.
Posted by: Michelle Feelds - look at meeeee! at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM (FtO5h)
........

I'm kinda pissed, too. Was it a wood saw?

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at July 23, 2020 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

183 176 Ya know. That would be fun.
Helo over tonight's crowd and dump a hundred machetes and see what the crowd does.
Call it social distancing research.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (axyOa)


Followed by cases of cheap booze.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (NrgnM)

============

"Maybe we should have put a parachute on the booze..."

"Yeah, maybe..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

184 because white motorcyclists are all racist?

-

The guys that low-wave at every other oncoming motorcyclist? Those racists?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:27 PM (Z8bDj)

185 taunted officers, accusing them of racism.

-
Yeah, if he'd been a white guy, they'd've drove him home.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:27 PM (+y/Ru)

186 And the wine moms thought they were safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:22 PM (+y/Ru)
----------------------------------

Wine moms rarely venture into a Laundromat. They are secure members of bougie society and have washers & dryers in their home. Really bougie wine moms have the laundry room off the kitchen so they never have to leave the room with the chilled wine.

Downscale wine moms have to lug laundry to/from the basement. Unless Maria the illegal maid is there to do it for her.

Posted by: Boots at July 23, 2020 04:27 PM (oGBso)

187 Racist Democrat Armed Militias, 1865 - 2014, before they switched their uniform to all black with bicycle helmets?

**************

Oh stop with the bullshit.

I'm pretty sure they switch the bike helmets in 2013, not 2014.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:27 PM (+dsLj)

188 This is what happens when you try to defund the police, and it'll happen in every city and state if Biden gets into office.

That said, every one of those officers should be fired. Do the job or GTFO.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 04:27 PM (VWp7G)

189 The Serbians?

It's the Serbians, isn't it?!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (ifmtJ)

190 Portland?

The dickens, you say...

Posted by: RobM1981 at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (irwM1)

191 I miss those delis. We need to get more delis here.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (xfb67)

192 Oh Brother Maynard!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



Oblig.:

https://tinyurl.com/Holy-HG-of-Antioch

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (BM2fS)

193 I'm so old that protesters interfering with a police officer was against the law and you went to the pokey.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (pw+jk)

194 The were burning stuff (like that elk statue) beating bystanders, breaking windows, looting, lighting buildings and cars on fire, vandalizing etc weeks before the feds arrived. Yes, they're throwing a tantrum now and getting even more shrill, but this didn't start with federal intervention, not even close.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++
Of course it didn't start with federal intervention. It wouldn't surprise me if it's gotten more violent and desperate, though. That isn't an excuse for Antifa, and please don't read it as such.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (hYcqw)

195 189 The Serbians?

It's the Serbians, isn't it?!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

The Dutch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

196 178 There are delis where they would make you INTO a muffuletta.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:23 PM (s2VJv)
++++++++
Back in I think '07, my brother and I were in NYC to look at colleges. We got in late and went out to find some dinner, preferably pizza. We saw an open pizza/Italian joint. It looked empty. As we were walking in, a very large man got up and stood behind the door with his arms crossed and slowly but firmly shook his head "no" as we approached.

We went somewhere else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (hYcqw)


That might not have been a pizzeria. It might have been a social club. Think "Ravenite" or "Bergen Hunt and Fish Club.

IYKWIM

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (s2VJv)

197 He puts the Black in Black and Decker!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (oVJmc)

198 I grew up across the river from Portland in Vancouver. The best thing about Portland then was the Hockey team. The Buckaroos.
Otherwise...pppfffttt.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (axyOa)

199 180
Portland deserves what it gets. Sad to say, Portland women deserve
what they get from vicious, out of control men. If they don't like
living that way, they should leave.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 04:27 PM (Kpl3J)


______________


BREAKING on XiNN: Cory Booker calls for the decriminalization of rape, moving him to the top of Joe Biden's shortbus for VP. Upon receiving the news, Biden was seen giving two knuckles up. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (OTcWB)

200 I'm so old that protesters interfering with a police officer was against the law and you went to the pokey.

-

That was my first thought, too.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (Z8bDj)

201 I wanna see a video like this, except the victim draws a gun and shoots the guy

Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a loner, Dottie- a rebel. at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (iTXRQ)

202 Progs don't understand cause and effect.

***************

That reminds me a of a short story I read where a leftist Karen living in Austin was complaining about high taxes and how unaffordable Austin had become. Couldn't understand why.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Beta Testing A Zooey Deschanel AI in Virtual Reality at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (+dsLj)

203 That might not have been a pizzeria. It might have been a social club. Think "Ravenite" or "Bergen Hunt and Fish Club.

IYKWIM
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (s2VJv)
++++++++++
Oh yes. I am quite sure of that. Likely a "pizza joint by day, social club at night, cover business the entire time" kind of thing

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (hYcqw)

204 191 I miss those delis. We need to get more delis here.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (xfb67)


I believe baked apples, kishke and kasha varnishkes are all but extinct.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (s2VJv)

205 As we were walking in, a very large man got up and
stood behind the door with his arms crossed and slowly but firmly shook
his head "no" as we approached.



We went somewhere else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (hYcqw)

they were waiting for a goomba mobster to come in who booked the whole place

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (Jx5Qs)

206 195 189 The Serbians?

It's the Serbians, isn't it?!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (ifmtJ)

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The Dutch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

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It's the Libyans, Marty!

Posted by: Doc Brown at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (CAJOC)

207 I thought the MN AG already called for rape to be decriminalized.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (IQtvd)

208 Say, why didn't those women call for a mental health expert instead?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:30 PM (Z8bDj)

209 What's your name sweety? Femali. How you spell that . F e m a l e, it was on my birth certificate. ( true story)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 23, 2020


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So the ancient joke about kids in the 'hood named Orangello and Lemongello doesn't seem so weird now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 04:30 PM (rpbg1)

210 If he was hoping to bust into the coin boxes, he brought the wrong tool for the job

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

211 203 That might not have been a pizzeria. It might have been a social club. Think "Ravenite" or "Bergen Hunt and Fish Club.

IYKWIM
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:28 PM (s2VJv)
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Oh yes. I am quite sure of that. Likely a "pizza joint by day, social club at night, cover business the entire time" kind of thing
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (hYcqw)


Out of curiosity, what neighborhood were you in?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:30 PM (s2VJv)

212 Vordelfuckup there was turning his life around and training to be a magician. The saw was just to saw white women in half. Part of the act...

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 04:30 PM (gmo/4)

213 That reminds me a of a short story I read where a leftist Karen living in Austin was complaining about high taxes and how unaffordable Austin had become. Couldn't understand why.
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She probably also can't understand why she has a persistent itch and neverending not-so-fresh feeling.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 23, 2020 04:30 PM (vg8iE)

214 We'd all be better off just euthanizing them, like an anencephalic puppy. It's the only humane thing to do, for all parties involved.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:25 PM (LBamn)

With a tire iron.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 04:30 PM (NrgnM)

215 207 I thought the MN AG already called for rape to be decriminalized.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (IQtvd)


"As long as they don't decriminalize "rape-rape."

- - Whoppi Doo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:31 PM (s2VJv)

216 I find the term mentally deranged offensive. Can we please use leftist.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 04:31 PM (9zLuY)

217 If he was hoping to bust into the coin boxes, he brought the wrong tool for the job

Never said he was the sharpest tool in the box.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:31 PM (IQtvd)

218 You just don't understand. It's a Black Thing!!

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 04:31 PM (90T4r)

219 Out of curiosity, what neighborhood were you in?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:30 PM (s2VJv)
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I have no idea. I have been to NYC maybe three times. We were staying at the Hotel Empire (44 west 63rd), and wherever it was would have been walking distance from there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:31 PM (hYcqw)

220 Submitted for your approval: blacknamegenerator.org

Posted by: josephistan




"Toilicellemis"


Hmmmm, needs work.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 04:32 PM (BM2fS)

221
Strangely named black men wielding handsaws is no basis for a system of law enforcement!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 04:32 PM (uhU//)

222 He turnin he life around. He a gud boy. He dindo nuffins!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 04:32 PM (pw+jk)

223
Lemonjello.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:32 PM (s2VJv)

224 Or leftofascist

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 04:32 PM (9zLuY)

225 If hypothetically someone in Portland (i am thousands of miles away) wanted to do something in a way that would hit home to the residents there they could hypothetically do something like organize their own little black clad squad, with their own blacked out SUV's to get around in. And every night, when the rioting started, they could do randem mayhem, like kick down the backdoors of venues very popular with the Portland left and soak the interiors with gasoline, igniting, and slipping back into the crowd. wear the right clothes, say the right slogans, someone could do that and be invisible.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 04:33 PM (Kpl3J)

226 He will be out by tomorrow, natch.

Posted by: attilla the thrilla at July 23, 2020 04:33 PM (w7KSn)

227 Five or six years ago I thought I might like to live in the Portland area. I suppose it was already a lost cause by then but they hadn't outted themselves to the whole world yet. Good thing for me that the right job never came up.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 23, 2020


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I thought about it too, mostly because the weather would have been more to my taste than the 10-month steambath I have here. Like you, I think I was lucky.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 04:33 PM (rpbg1)

228 Shawntavius Maximus.

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 04:33 PM (90T4r)

229 112 I think they should have let him go - right into the lily-white Antifa crowd, where he could continue attacking white women with abandon.

Let them police the crazy dude.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM

Silly regressive racist Rethuglican! The obvious problem is this man is mentally ill. We didn't need violent police responding, but a mental health crisis team of social workers!

Posted by: Marxist Portlander at July 23, 2020 04:33 PM (x2VC9)

230 In related news, Tater is defending the NYT against Tucker's "lies" about their plans to doxx him -- and then he kinda doxxes Tucker himself. What a douchecanoe!

[ii]@brianstelter
This must-read by @ErikWemple, about Tucker Carlson's false accusations against the NYT, contains a statement from Times editor Dean Baquet that's worth quoting in full. . .

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Replying to @Curtis Houck

Stop with the lies. Of course I care. I denounced what happened outside his home. And that's why I didn't include anything about his Maine home in my book *that isn't already public.* That's the key. These types of concerns are widespread in the media industry.

Posted by: Portland at July 23, 2020 04:33 PM (bDqIh)

231 Shawntavius Maximus Washington, to be precise.

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 04:33 PM (90T4r)

232 I was recently informed that the mob is absolutely everywhere in eastern Pennsylvania. Maybe more to the west also, but definitely there. And in every nook, cranny, and industry.

I found that fascinating.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:33 PM (Z8bDj)

233 I remember stopping a small gas station in the Pelham area of the Bronx where I worked. a few black caddys in the lot at the station. I honked the horn a few times to get service. A big galloot in a suit sauntered over to my door and tapped on the window. I rolled it down and he leaned into my face.
"we're out of fucking gas."

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:34 PM (Jx5Qs)

234 Looking at that nut and his rapsheet all I can assume is: Ladies and gentlemen, meet your next mayor of Portland.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 23, 2020 04:34 PM (L9P9s)

235 The Portland Buckaroos? Sounds racist.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2020 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

236 Just another case of #CarpentryWhileBlack.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:34 PM (oVJmc)

237 "I'm a Crosscut Saw
Baby, drag 'cross your log"

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:34 PM (ICgjN)

238 He sawed those two girls for what they were.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 04:34 PM (Fc5rx)

239 When I moved to NY from Louisiana I tried to get the deli to make me a muffaletta and they told me to leave.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020


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They probably have Italian shops like Nawlins' Central Grocery where you can at least get the ingredients. Mention it on the Food thread this Sunday afternoon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 04:34 PM (rpbg1)

240 What's your name sweety? Femali. How you spell that . F e m a l e, it was on my birth certificate. ( true story)

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 23, 2020



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So the ancient joke about kids in the 'hood named Orangello and Lemongello doesn't seem so weird now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 04:30 PM (rpbg1)

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My personal favorite was spelled La-a.
La-a = Ladasha.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 04:35 PM (pw+jk)

241 How did the democrats ever get them to pick cotton and stay on the plantation?

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

242 Nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



"Look at the BONES!!!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (BM2fS)

Oh Brother Maynard!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 04:21 PM


Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2020 04:35 PM (ejd/p)

243 My personal favorite was spelled La-a.
La-a = Ladasha.

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HOLY CRAP

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:35 PM (Z8bDj)

244 MSNBC's Joe Scarborough Still Claims Portland Filled With 'Peaceful Protesters'

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"MOSTLY peaceful", Joe! "MOSTLY peaceful!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:35 PM (+y/Ru)

245 My favorite incident from last night was Mayor Ted Wheeler announcing that he saw nothing that justified the use of tear gas, with a fire adjacent to the courthouse visible behind him.

Also, there have been a rash of attempted arsons in Portland since the George Floyd festivities began.

An anti-cop city councilwoman announced that these fires are being set by the police. She's having a press conference today - we'll see how much she walks that back.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (I2/tG)

246 Opens Scrivener and selects Name Generator.

First name - African American
Last name - African
Sex - Both

Out of the first ten generated

Chikae Fall
Klevon Okoro
Kleavon Mensah

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (IQtvd)

247 Poor man couldn't afford a chainsaw.

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (OGUz4)

248 What the hell is a " muffaletta" ? It's like a muffin?

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (90T4r)

249 I was recently informed that the mob is absolutely everywhere in eastern Pennsylvania. Maybe more to the west also, but definitely there. And in every nook, cranny, and industry.

It would not at all surprise me if they've managed to make a comeback, given the hard left idiots in charge for decades in those areas. The structure and men were in place, and most of the low level mooks didn't get caught or were given immunity to testify. Someone would have stepped up to take over if the heat wasn't kept on them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (KZzsI)

250 233 I remember stopping a small gas station in the Pelham area of the Bronx where I worked. a few black caddys in the lot at the station. I honked the horn a few times to get service. A big galloot in a suit sauntered over to my door and tapped on the window. I rolled it down and he leaned into my face.
"we're out of fucking gas."
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:34 PM (Jx5Qs)


Not far from Arthur Avenue. Yeah, you rolled right in.

Scene from "A Bronx Tale."

"Now none of you's can leave..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (s2VJv)

251 Of. It was Portland. Of course.

I expect nothing less from there right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (GZCaY)

252 for fb ppl

some photos from daytime Portland protest zone by random private citizen

check it out before the censors get her

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3ywn7we

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (TOyHQ)

253 What the hell is a " muffaletta" ? It's like a muffin?
Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (90T4r)
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It's awesome.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffuletta

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)

254 248 What the hell is a " muffaletta" ? It's like a muffin?
Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (90T4r)


A sammich so big you have "more for later..."


Nah, I believe it's an olive salad/tapenade with deli meat on some sort of roll.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:37 PM (s2VJv)

255 Jack Straw said it best, crush them and take their stuff. You can always use an extra saw.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 23, 2020 04:37 PM (nFRLh)

256 Shawntavius Maximus.
Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 04:33 PM


But they call me Biggus Dickus.

Posted by: Shawntavius at July 23, 2020 04:37 PM (ejd/p)

257 He came, He sawed, He came again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:37 PM (oVJmc)

258
She should have pulled out an inoperable handgun. I hear those work wonders. It's better than anything out there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (PFAAg)


It certainly draws a lot of attention.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2020 04:37 PM (GZCaY)

259
We need that Bronx chick from the Twitter rant this morning to go break heads in Portland.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (s2VJv)

260 He will be graded on the kerf.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (Fc5rx)

261 179 Progs don't understand cause and effect.
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Cause and effect are racist.
Posted by: Smithsonian at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM

It's Western colonialist thinking that must be eradicated!!1!1

Posted by: Intersectionist Theorist at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (x2VC9)

262 With the ounce of optimism I have left, I'd like think that all this shit the Dems are pulling would at least wake up some of the people who have voted for them only out of habit. I don't know if they have the capacity for self-reflection though.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (tEsMf)

263 182
I'm kinda pissed, too. Was it a wood saw?

how much wood would a wood saw saw if a wood saw would saw wood?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (sGtp+)

264 109 Handsaw, not hacksaw, which has larger teeth.
Hacksaw has fine teeth, it's for cutting metal.

Handsaw can be anything, coping saw, rip saw, crosscut saw, mitre saw, bow saw, with all differing sizes of teeth.

Sure, I'll argue about anything.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

No argument. You're correct.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 04:20 PM (d6PIl)


Can I play too? Miter saw is a power saw, not a hand tool. The saw you use in a miter box is a back saw.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (ZB2Pj)

265 260 He will be graded on the kerf.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (Fc5rx)


Golf clap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (s2VJv)

266 >>La-a = Ladasha.


Ex-Wife is a nurse in Detroit. Had to suicide sit on a La-A.

Apparently, La-A was vehemently racist.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (X2aA/)

267 "Reprobatus"?

Shades of names like "Cassius" and "Brutus." Except, you know, not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (rpbg1)

268 Sidebar: Bowie. Cher. I don't feel so bad about the impending destruction of this country now.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM (H5knJ)

269
Not far from Arthur Avenue. Yeah, you rolled right in.



Scene from "A Bronx Tale."



"Now none of you's can leave..."





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (s2VJv)

yep. dad and grandparents had lived on Arthur avenue. Good times JJ.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (Jx5Qs)

270 A muffaleta is round sesame bread. It is also the name for a delicious sandwich with meats and cheese, peppers and some other things depending on your tastes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (oDRcK)

271 >>He will be graded on the kerf.


Wow.


I am fucking awestruck.

Hats off, Muldoon. You are the fucking Master.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (X2aA/)

272 What the hell is a " muffaletta" ? It's like a muffin?
Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (90T4r)
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It's awesome.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffuletta
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)

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I think an ex-girlfriend's grandmother served them once. Olives play a big role and the sandwich is left to soak in a dressing? Pretty good from what I remember if so.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (Z8bDj)

273 I was there in '93 and again in '05. I cannot believe this is the same city. And yet it is. And yet I still live in NYC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:24 PM (s2VJv)


I grew up there and have fond memories. It's heartbreaking to see it falling into such madness and disrepair.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (SgjGX)

274 My personal favorite was spelled La-a.
La-a = Ladasha.


Some 20+ years ago an aunt of mine -- whom I wouldn't have suspected of making up such a thing -- told of a student whose name was pronounced "ab-sa-dee." Spelled "Abcde."

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (qc+VF)

275 one of these days, one of these nimrods is going to try to pull this
siht with the "wrong" person will get right properly
ventilated

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Hey guys!


Posted by: Trayvon Martin at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (qlFIA)

276 Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Link at comment number 192, above.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (BM2fS)

277 I thought about it too, mostly because the weather would have been more to my taste than the 10-month steambath I have here. Like you, I think I was lucky.

There's a reason why 70% of the Portland metro lives in the suburbs. Portland is the dumping ground for the crazies.

P.S. It is July 23 at 1:30 PM in suburban Portland, and I have the heat on. It is supposed to get genuinely hot in a couple of days, however.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (I2/tG)

278 Flatville when they are asking for police to be refunded and you even hear it out of leadership's mouth. I don't think they are capable of reflection

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:40 PM (OGUz4)

279 He will be graded on the kerf.


Bravissimo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 04:40 PM (gd9RK)

280 Defunded. Stupid phone

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:40 PM (OGUz4)

281 I'm kinda pissed, too. Was it a wood saw?

how much wood would a wood saw saw if a wood saw would saw wood?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2020


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I'm glad you humans have moved on from me.

Posted by: The Woodchuck at July 23, 2020 04:40 PM (rpbg1)

282 Sidebar: Bowie. Cher. I don't feel so bad about the impending destruction of this country now.



If the 'Dancing in the Street' video didn't do it, I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:40 PM (oVJmc)

283 274
Some 20+ years ago an aunt of mine -- whom I wouldn't have suspected of making up such a thing -- told of a student whose name was pronounced "ab-sa-dee." Spelled "Abcde."
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (qc+VF)

That's up there with my mom's students Molly and Fee-Molly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:40 PM (s2VJv)

284 His sensei is Norm Abrams.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:41 PM (oVJmc)

285 from wikipedia: The signature olive salad consists of olives diced with the celery, cauliflower and carrot found in a jar of giardiniera, seasoned with oregano and garlic, covered in olive oil, and allowed to combine for at least 24 hours.

apparently some sort of chili sauce

Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2020 04:41 PM (sGtp+)

286 There's a reason why 70% of the Portland metro lives in the suburbs. Portland is the dumping ground for the crazies.

P.S. It is July 23 at 1:30 PM in suburban Portland, and I have the heat on. It is supposed to get genuinely hot in a couple of days, however.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2020 04:39 PM (I2/tG)


Dad and stepmom live in Oregon City and are planning to build their retirement house out near Bend.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 23, 2020 04:41 PM (SgjGX)

287 I went to Portland to visit some friends, most recently in maybe 2014. I liked Portland. It reminded me of the Pittsburgh of the West. Hilly, lots of water and bridges with some shipping and industry. I liked it a lot. Seemed like a decent enough place. Plus the Rose Garden is simply unreal, and the Evergreen International Aviation Museum is nearby. Portland has a lot going for it.

Too bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:41 PM (hYcqw)

288 He will be graded on the kerf.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM


Shut 'er down, folks, we have a winner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2020 04:41 PM (ejd/p)

289 Incontinentia.

Incontinentia Buttocks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wuhan Free Since Yesterday Afternoon at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (xPJvm)

290 Anna banna bo banna bonanna banna bo banna
Anna

Posted by: attilla the thrilla at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (w7KSn)

291 Can I play too? Miter saw is a power saw, not a hand tool. The saw you use in a miter box is a back saw.


Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 23, 2020 04:38 PM


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I have a miter saw that is not a power saw. Hand driven with a yellow plastic miter box.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (JUOKG)

292 https://tinyurl.com/y3rkp3gz
Mufalatta hotos. Yum.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (Jx5Qs)

293 Domestic tranquillity must be restored.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (1eJby)

294 Were the two black-clad white boys outside Antifa?

Did they send him into that laundromat in the first place, or was it his own idea?

Posted by: Gridlock at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (rBYnq)

295 207
I thought the MN AG already called for rape to be decriminalized.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:29 PM (IQtvd)

___________


Unless I missed it, I don't think he's gone that far -- yet, despite my attempted prediction. I believe he's called for women not to report sexual and/or for police not to respond if reported.

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (OTcWB)

296 P.S. It is July 23 at 1:30 PM in suburban Portland, and I have the heat on. It is supposed to get genuinely hot in a couple of days, however.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2020


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God, that sounds wonderful. Though if Portlanders are anything like Denverites 20 years ago, they don't have A/C in their homes or businesses, and wonder why people say, "Hot in here. A/C broken?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (rpbg1)

297 Bend should be about as far West as you ever go in Oregon.

Shame. The Coast is gorgeous.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (mk5Wn)

298 Bowie was ALWAYS cool. He wasn't always making good music, but that's a different thing.

The guy looking fucking good in 1975 when everyone else dressed like crap.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)

299 >>> I was there in '93 and again in '05. I cannot believe this is the same city. And yet it is. And yet I still live in NYC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



My kids love the Yankees and wanted to go to a game this season. I'm thinking that's not happening any time soon.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (VWp7G)

300 With the ounce of optimism I have left, I'd like think that all this
shit the Dems are pulling would at least wake up some of the people who
have voted for them only out of habit. I don't know if they have the
capacity for self-reflection though.***
For what it's worth, I've got a friend I've stayed in touch with who always votes D because of course she does. She recently told me she's so fed up with all this lawlessness, that she's definitely voting for Trump. I don't think she's the only one. Also, she said she'd never tell anyone who she's voting for in terms of doing a poll or survey.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 04:43 PM (LGXGf)

301 297 Bend should be about as far West as you ever go in Oregon.

Shame. The Coast is gorgeous.
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (mk5Wn)

It really is. Maybe the prettiest part of the country I've seen so far.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:43 PM (ifmtJ)

302 His sensei is Norm Abrams.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 04:41 PM


Must have missed that little talk about shop safety.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2020 04:43 PM (ejd/p)

303 291
I have a miter saw that is not a power saw. Hand driven with a yellow plastic miter box.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (JUOKG)


My dad lost two fingers on a table saw so I have a more than healthy respect for it. Actually, fear. Then again, the radial arm saw scares the shit out of me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:43 PM (s2VJv)

304 Domestic tranquillity must be restored.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (1eJby)
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This calls for tranquilizers. Maybe shooting the rioters with Thorazine and then rounding them up would work...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:43 PM (hYcqw)

305 You are thinking of a Box Cut Saw

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:43 PM (mk5Wn)

306 She probably also can't understand why she has a persistent itch and neverending not-so-fresh feeling.
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For the record, this is not from the Paulo. Even the Paulo, he has standards.

Posted by: The Paulo at July 23, 2020 04:43 PM (qlFIA)

307 Domestic tranquillity must be restored.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (1eJby)

Serenity now!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

308 Muffuletta is a round loaf that they use in New Orleans for the eponymous sandwich that is sort of a deli sandwich with "olive salad."


They are pretty good, and worth trying at least once. Well...twice, because you can't finish it the first go-round.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (dLLD6)

309 I thought the MN AG already called for rape to be decriminalized.

Well he's a nut but what he said was that the first people to respond to a rape call should be social workers because police are scary and not trained to deal with that kind of thing.

Which is false, but he's an idiot, so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

310 >>Then again, the radial arm saw scares the shit out of me.


Bandsaw is the one that will get you the worst.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (mk5Wn)

311
It really is. Maybe the prettiest part of the country I've seen so far.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 04:43 PM (ifmtJ)

agreed.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (Jx5Qs)

312 Anna. I believe he wanted rape victims to have counselors instead of cops

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (56XXt)

313 Shame. The Coast is gorgeous.
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (mk5Wn)


Stepmom's family had a cabin at Cannon Beach, 1/2 mile from the ocean. Dad was pissed when they sold it. He'd told them for years how to fix it up to make it a profitable rental but they wouldn't listen.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (SgjGX)

314 If the Three Rivers Gorge Dam does fail in a colossal Communist way, will the media cover it and abandon Portland?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (IQtvd)

315 I heard Bend is flooded With outsiders now

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (ZWYpq)

316 I thought the MN AG already called for rape to be decriminalized.
***

Remember when Trump was going to make The Handmaids Tail real and that was the worst thing ever?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (qlFIA)

317 308 Muffuletta is a round loaf that they use in New Orleans for the eponymous sandwich that is sort of a deli sandwich with "olive salad."


They are pretty good, and worth trying at least once. Well...twice, because you can't finish it the first go-round.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (dLLD6)


More for later.

Sort of like the old Jews in the Catskills who always had Falata Danish in their purse. For later danish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (s2VJv)

318 The muffuletta lives or dies on the merits of the olive relish.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (Fc5rx)

319 314 If the Three Rivers Gorge Dam does fail in a colossal Communist way, will the media cover it and abandon Portland?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (IQtvd)

All part of the same narrative:

"Look what Trump did!!!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (6FeV1)

320 What the hell is a " muffaletta" ? It's like a muffin?
Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2020


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*

Pronounced here like "Moof-a-LOT-ta." They usually hawk it as a whole muffaletta or a half, and the half is plenty of sandwich by itself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (rpbg1)

321 247
Poor man couldn't afford a chainsaw.

due to the effects of white privilege, he ekes out a meager living in a chainsaw desert.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (sGtp+)

322 -
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Shane! Come back Shane.





I need to shoot your ass.




----

No you don't. Shane is so dead already. I've only seen the movie once, but Shane is dead.



Oh yeah, spoiler alert.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM

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Yep, he got the rabies and the boy had to put him down. Sad.

Posted by: irright at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (pMGkg)

323 Muffuletta is a round loaf that they use in New Orleans for the eponymous sandwich that is sort of a deli sandwich with "olive salad."


They are pretty good, and worth trying at least once. Well...twice, because you can't finish it the first go-round.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Must be made with Leidenheimer's bread. They bake special round bread for muffs.

Posted by: Miklos, who like a good muff at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (QzkSJ)

324 My dad lost two fingers on a table saw so I have a more than healthy respect for it. Actually, fear. Then again, the radial arm saw scares the shit out of me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:43 PM (s2VJv)
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I love radial arm saws. insanely useful tools. It's the freehand circular saw that I find terrifying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (hYcqw)

325 Handsaw can be anything, coping saw, rip saw, crosscut saw, mitre saw, bow saw, with all differing sizes of teeth.

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Warsaw?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)

326 Table Saw is no joke, either.

Kickbacks can do some crazy damage to a person.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (8OY48)

327 314 If the Three Rivers Gorge Dam does fail in a colossal Communist way, will the media cover it and abandon Portland?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (IQtvd)


Trump will be blamed.

Headline contest time. GO!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (s2VJv)

328 315
I heard Bend is flooded With outsiders now

Posted by: Yo! at July 23, 2020 04:44 PM (ZWYpq)

Yup, leftie kooksville now.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (Jx5Qs)

329 More for later.

Sort of like the old Jews in the Catskills who always had Falata Danish in their purse. For later danish.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (s2VJv)

Fellata Danish?

I thought everyone was done talking about Pete Buttigieg?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (6FeV1)

330 Must be made with Leidenheimer's bread. They bake special round bread for muffs.
Posted by: Miklos, who like a good muff at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (QzkSJ)


The Paolo, he has a large loaf for your wife's muff.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (SgjGX)

331 Was that the one from Wisconsin, where the Hispanic guy decided to ram a white guy on a motorcycle because white motorcyclists are all racist?

https://tinyurl.com/ybn6nbd9
Posted by: Grimaldi at July 23, 2020 04:26 PM (x2VC9)

Actually, the guy doing the ramming and killing was white. The motorcyclist was Hispanic.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (HqeNp)

332 If the Three Rivers Gorge Dam does fail in a colossal Communist way, will the media cover it and abandon Portland?

***

Remember how China tried to claim for a while that the US invented Wuhan Flu and the media tried to run with it?

I presume that China will flat out blame Trump and the FNM will follow suite.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (qlFIA)

333 This calls for tranquilizers. Maybe shooting the rioters with Thorazine and then rounding them up would work...

Then put radio-collars on them before release back into the wilds of the Arctic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (IQtvd)

334 God, that sounds wonderful. Though if Portlanders are anything like Denverites 20 years ago, they don't have A/C in their homes or businesses, and wonder why people say, "Hot in here. A/C broken?"

in 1980, 20% of Portland houses had air conditioning. Most people just suffered for a couple of weeks a year in summer.

Now, every new house and apartment being built has A/C. That's the fault of evil capitalism, which is impoverishing us.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (I2/tG)

335 My kids love the Yankees and wanted to go to a game this season.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (VWp7G)

You raised them well!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (dLLD6)

336 324 I love radial arm saws. insanely useful tools. It's the freehand circular saw that I find terrifying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (hYcqw)


I see guys using them all the time for very accurate cross cutting. More than a chop saw. But ripping with it looks insanely lethal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (s2VJv)

337 Yeah, I'd bet a dollar the guy has a serious mental illness.

You always see the bleeding heart observation that "X% of prisoners are mentally ill" as an argument against their incarceration. But with de-institutionalization, there aren't many of the facilities we used to call "for the criminally insane."

The point is that criminals like him shouldn't remain free to victimize people. Whether prison is the perfect setting for him or not is a minor consideration compared to that.

Again, this is a fundamental failure of government. And it's not being addressed or corrected.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (sWM8x)

338 335 My kids love the Yankees and wanted to go to a game this season.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (VWp7G)

You raised them well!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (dLLD6)

==========

As monsters, sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

339 I went to Portland to visit some friends, most
recently in maybe 2014. I liked Portland. It reminded me of the
Pittsburgh of the West. Hilly, lots of water and bridges with some
shipping and industry. I liked it a lot. Seemed like a decent enough
place. Plus the Rose Garden is simply unreal, and the Evergreen
International Aviation Museum is nearby. Portland has a lot going for
it.



Too bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:41 PM (hYcqw)

I went to college in Eugene (relatives in Medford), friends in Portland (and concerts) so I was there frequently in the late 70's. Back then they were afraid of californicating oregon, as the trust fund hippies were finding it a great place to flee SF and LA.

I thought it was a super-cool city, I even considered moving there for a time. I think one of the only things that kept me away was 1) hippies and 2) rain. Mostly 2. I do thank Oregon for one thing - red pilling me at an early age. I was a total lefty, but I had one deep character flaw that kept me from staying that way. Honest curiosity. Can't question the cult's wisdom.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (8B6Ng)

340 So Keith Ellison is telling woman who have been assaulted in the most traumatizing way to keep it all on the low down.

What a scumbag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (IQtvd)

341 Last time I was in Bend was 1995.

It was like the Flagstaff of Oregon.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (oDwlz)

342 309 They will find some poor soul beaten, bound, and raped and send in the social worker. They will find the social worker beaten, bound, and raped. Then, and only then, they will rethink things and send a psychologist. They will then find....

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (C1Lsn)

343 Don't worry criminals, the Biden voting wall of moms will be there to support and protect thugs like you.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (wiXsO)

344 332 I presume that China will flat out blame Trump and the FNM will follow suite.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (qlFIA)


See me at 327.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (s2VJv)

345 Table Saw is no joke, either.

Kickbacks can do some crazy damage to a person.



So, you're really Johnny Cash and you're sore about your brother.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (gd9RK)

346 I have a miter saw that is not a power saw. Hand driven with a yellow plastic miter box.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 04:42 PM (JUOKG)


Yes, but the saw you use in that box is called a back saw because it has a rigid back (usually reinforced at the top) to help keep it straight.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (ZB2Pj)

347 Trump will be blamed.

Headline contest time. GO!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (s2VJv)
++++++++++
"Three Gorges Dam Fails Due To Increased Rainfall Caused By Climate Change
How Trump's Climate Denialism Made This Tragedy Unavoidable"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (hYcqw)

348 340 So Keith Ellison is telling woman who have been assaulted in the most traumatizing way to keep it all on the low down.

What a scumbag.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (IQtvd)

===========

"So brave."
-The white wine moms who got him elected

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

349 340 So Keith Ellison is telling woman who have been assaulted in the most traumatizing way to keep it all on the low down.

What a scumbag.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (IQtvd)


Minneapolis is close to becoming the next Rotherhithe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:48 PM (s2VJv)

350 I prefer table saws. Circular saws give me the willies

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 04:48 PM (AlDDQ)

351 Mentally Deranged Black Man Attacks White Women in Laundromat With Handsaw, Using It as a Slashing Weapon;

He was mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2020 04:48 PM (3OZYh)

352 They bake special round bread for muffs.

Posted by: Miklos, who like a good muff at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (QzkSJ)

I'm sure they do!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2020 04:48 PM (dLLD6)

353 347 Trump will be blamed.

Headline contest time. GO!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (s2VJv)
++++++++++
"Three Gorges Dam Fails Due To Increased Rainfall Caused By Climate Change
How Trump's Climate Denialism Made This Tragedy Unavoidable"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (hYcqw)

==========

"Why didn't Trump pressure China on its climate sins," some asked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

354 You always see the bleeding heart observation that "X% of prisoners are mentally ill" as an argument against their incarceration. But with de-institutionalization, there aren't many of the facilities we used to call "for the criminally insane."

Libertarian women on Twatter.

And they all are in therapy / on meds.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 23, 2020 04:49 PM (SgjGX)

355 243
My personal favorite was spelled La-a.

La-a = Ladasha.



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HOLY CRAP


third base

Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2020 04:49 PM (sGtp+)

356 I hear the Washington Huskies are next.

Too many fat kids feeling body-shamed.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2020 04:49 PM (Eicbe)

357 -
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Headline contest time. GO!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (s2VJv)

++++++++++

"Three Gorges Dam Fails Due To Increased Rainfall Caused By Climate Change

How Trump's Climate Denialism Made This Tragedy Unavoidable"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM

---------------

Dead on. Nice job.

Posted by: irright at July 23, 2020 04:49 PM (pMGkg)

358 Racist Trump Calls Three Gorges Dam "Chinese"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)

359 I see guys using them all the time for very accurate cross cutting. More than a chop saw. But ripping with it looks insanely lethal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (s2VJv)
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Gotta be careful, that's for sure. I had these high-friction pads (looked like hand sanding blocks) to push material through during a rip - keep those hands away from the blade.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:49 PM (hYcqw)

360 Part of the reason the usual suspects want to cancel college sports this Fall is so Trump cannot run effective ads during the football games every quarter of every game.

Posted by: southcentralpa at July 23, 2020 04:50 PM (I0v6f)

361 >>>You raised them well!



One of my best friends grew up in the Bronx. Was lucky enough to see a game in the old stadium. When we took the kids, their best memory besides the game was riding the subway. They were 9 and 12 at the time. Go figure.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 04:50 PM (VWp7G)

362 I hear the new Rangers stadium will have its grand opening tomorrow. With no crowd.

In my little town a sports bar had opened about 6 weeks before the shutdown. They have been able to maintain. Everybody will be non socially distanced tonight for the Astros.

Plus they have a full bar.

Posted by: DanMan at July 23, 2020 04:50 PM (RusNE)

363 347 Trump will be blamed.

Headline contest time. GO!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM (s2VJv)
++++++++++
"Three Gorges Dam Fails Due To Increased Rainfall Caused By Climate Change
How Trump's Climate Denialism Made This Tragedy Unavoidable"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (hYcqw)

"Facing ever escalating provocations from Trump, Chinese officials seek solution to impending ecological disaster."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2020 04:50 PM (6FeV1)

364
The point is that criminals like him shouldn't remain free to
victimize people. Whether prison is the perfect setting for him or not
is a minor consideration compared to that.

***
Yep.

There is a large discussion to be had here. Between crazies, people that can be rehabilitated and people that can't, we could be having an intelligent discussion about how those cases can be handled in the real world.
But right now the "reality based party" is running around claiming we should get rid of the cops because they are the biggest danger to people while the mostly peaceful terrorists are murdering people, burning buildings, and and looting....in addition to the normal "yutes" doing the same things...



Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:50 PM (qlFIA)

365 348 340 So Keith Ellison is telling woman who have been assaulted in the most traumatizing way to keep it all on the low down.

What a scumbag.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (IQtvd)

I hope everyone realizes that if you put a Serial Rapist in charge of Law Enforcement, this is EXACTLY the kind of policies that he would try to install.

To put it another way, I don't think Ellison came up with this idea by accident, or because he didn't know what he was doing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2020 04:50 PM (Kpl3J)

366 Bowie was ALWAYS cool. He wasn't always making good music, but that's a different thing.

The guy looking fucking good in 1975 when everyone else dressed like crap.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020


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*

I know. I had a hell of a time finding something to wear that wasn't made out of polyester or vinyl masquerading as leather.

Regarding Bowie, all I recall is his song "Fame" playing in '75. On my AM radio, the chorus sounded like "Babe,"and there seemed to be a lyric, "What you liked is in renewal."

He looks sharp in that Cher Show video, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (rpbg1)

367 >>>Part of the reason the usual suspects want to cancel college sports this Fall is so Trump cannot run effective ads during the football games every quarter of every game.



It will also affect other college sports. Most of the spring sports will get the shaft, because very few of them make money. Put off football, cancel baseball, lacrosse, etc.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (VWp7G)

368 "Three Gorges Dam Fails Due To Increased Rainfall Caused By Climate Change

How Trump's Climate Denialism Made This Tragedy Unavoidable"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (hYcqw)


Also his imposed tariffs forced China to use sub-par Chinese materials in the construction of the dam. Because he borrowed a time-machine from the jooz.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (8B6Ng)

369 And they all are in therapy / on meds.
***

25% of American women are on psychoactive meds.


Where is the Paulo when you need him?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (qlFIA)

370 Not wishing ill on millions of Chinese, I feel that if the 3 Gorges Dam fails, PDT should promptly send Pence over to Rite Aid and get a nice card, something to cheer them up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (C1Lsn)

371 Trump should run footage of this in ads every single minute of every single day

Even my dogs playfully biting the Kong dog toy stuck on my penis would not be the least bit surprised by such incendiary white nationalist race-baiting, but at least the Trumpists should stop pretending to be Reagan Conservatives.

All true conservatives must stand with Joe Biden and call Trump a racist and his followers Confederate Army Revanchists, not Reagan Conservatives.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (I20SH)

372 Yep.

There is a large discussion to be had here. Between crazies, people that can be rehabilitated and people that can't, we could be having an intelligent discussion about how those cases can be handled in the real world.
But right now the "reality based party" is running around claiming we should get rid of the cops because they are the biggest danger to people while the mostly peaceful terrorists are murdering people, burning buildings, and and looting....in addition to the normal "yutes" doing the same things...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:50 PM (qlFIA)

It's lucky the cops are so incompetent. That poor guy with the building tools could have gotten hurt!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2020 04:52 PM (6FeV1)

373 Hey where can I get a Crosscut hand saw bayonet for my AR15?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 04:52 PM (pw+jk)

374 370 Not wishing ill on millions of Chinese, I feel that if the 3 Gorges Dam fails, PDT should promptly send Pence over to Rite Aid and get a nice card, something to cheer them up.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (C1Lsn)

"Hang In There!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2020 04:52 PM (6FeV1)

375 309 They will find some poor soul beaten, bound, and raped and send in the social worker. They will find the social worker beaten, bound, and raped. Then, and only then, they will rethink things and send a psychologist. They will then find....
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 04:47 PM (C1Lsn)


Sounds like we should send in "journalists" instead. Start with the WH press corps.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2020 04:52 PM (3OZYh)

376 316 I thought the MN AG already called for rape to be decriminalized.
***
Remember when Trump was going to make The Handmaids Tail real and that was the worst thing ever?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:45 PM

Not quite. "The Handmaid's Tail" is the porn parody.

Posted by: Porn Connaseur at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (x2VC9)

377 Shouldn't tool discussions be on the evening & weekend threads?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (DMUuz)

378 When we took the kids, their best memory besides the game was riding the subway. They were 9 and 12 at the time. Go figure.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 04:50 PM (VWp7G)

Doing a little math (sorry), you caught New York at the perfect time.

The Stadium neighborhood used to be brutal, but since Giuliani cleaned up the city it was fine. Not elegant, but you could go to a game and leave intact, with all four wheels on your car.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (dLLD6)

379 I prefer table saws. Circular saws give me the willies

a saw for every purpose, my favorite circular saw is my oldest one because it doesn't have that damn safety thumb button.

Posted by: DanMan at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (RusNE)

380 Actually, the guy doing the ramming and killing was white. The motorcyclist was Hispanic.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (HqeN

I'm not getting the snark? Navarro ran the motorcyclist , Thiessen down.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (2DOZq)

381 I see guys using them all the time for very accurate cross cutting. More than a chop saw. But ripping with it looks insanely lethal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:46 PM (s2VJv)


Here is a link from an experienced guy showing some of the insanely stupid things people used to do with radial arm saws. Apparently is was the marketing guys encouraging this sort of behavior.

https://youtu.be/AHRwN99fGCY

On your other comment about the fingers. Last summer my brother in law lost 1 and a half fingers in a jointer. Wearing gloves on a cold morning - he knew better. I don't mind saws too much, but jointers have always bothered me, especially so now.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (ZB2Pj)

382 370 Not wishing ill on millions of Chinese, I feel that if the 3 Gorges Dam fails, PDT should promptly send Pence over to Rite Aid and get a nice card, something to cheer them up.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (C1Lsn)


A consignment of rubber ducks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (3OZYh)

383 Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (DMUuz)

Don't be a tool.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (dLLD6)

384 -
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25% of American women are on psychoactive meds.


Where is the Paulo when you need him?


Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM

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If my ultra-scientific calculations are correct, that would make it about 50% of lefty women.

Posted by: irright at July 23, 2020 04:54 PM (pMGkg)

385 >>Shouldn't tool discussions be on the evening & weekend threads?


The Paolo's Tool. It speaks for itself.

Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2020 04:54 PM (59VU7)

386 382 370 Not wishing ill on millions of Chinese, I feel that if the 3 Gorges Dam fails, PDT should promptly send Pence over to Rite Aid and get a nice card, something to cheer them up.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (C1Lsn)

A consignment of rubber ducks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (3OZYh)

"Made In Taiwan"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2020 04:54 PM (6FeV1)

387 Shouldn't tool discussions be on the evening & weekend threads?

don't be a tool

Posted by: DanMan at July 23, 2020 04:54 PM (RusNE)

388 >>>The Stadium neighborhood used to be brutal, but since Giuliani cleaned up the city it was fine. Not elegant, but you could go to a game and leave intact, with all four wheels on your car.



My nine year old was mesmerized by the guy in the Spiderman outfit playing a sax after the game. We dropped money into the hat. Totally worth it. My friend said, "Yep, New York City."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2020 04:54 PM (VWp7G)

389 25% of American women are on psychoactive meds.


_______________________

You're right, that should probably be a lot higher.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 04:54 PM (xfb67)

390 Not quite. "The Handmaid's Tail" is the porn parody.
***

A quick gulag search says you are wrong.


Speaking of which....anyone have some seed money for a great movie idea I just had?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:55 PM (qlFIA)

391 385 >>Shouldn't tool discussions be on the evening & weekend threads?


The Paolo's Tool. It speaks for itself.
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2020 04:54 PM (59VU7)

=========

Does it also sing and dance?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

392 Hey where can I get a Crosscut hand saw bayonet for my AR15?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 04:52 PM


I only saw a rip.

Posted by: Eric Swalswell at July 23, 2020 04:55 PM (DMUuz)

393 cbd beat me to it

Posted by: DanMan at July 23, 2020 04:55 PM (RusNE)

394 BLM is getting the feeling they are immune to prosecution.
The Democrat petty dictators are helping them get that idea.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 04:55 PM (6f16T)

395 Some of the shit I have seen people doing with a Circular Saw is patently insane.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:55 PM (h6CBW)

396 25% of American women are on psychoactive meds.


Where is the Paulo when you need him?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (qlFIA)


Some women, they cannot handle it when the Paolo leaves them. But leave them he must, for the Paolo is like the wind; he caresses their hair, and he lifts their skirts, and then he is gone.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 23, 2020 04:56 PM (SgjGX)

397 Asshoe white hat Horowitz in investigating use of force in Portland and DC. What a fucking hero.

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 04:56 PM (ONvIw)

398 Trump has been in office nearly four years and he has yet to advance handsaw control bill!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:56 PM (+y/Ru)

399 394 Soros's plan to buy up all the big city DA's is the big part of that.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 04:56 PM (6f16T)

400 Back in the mid-2000 time frame I remember going to lefty boards and there was a general terror that Bush and the Republicans were going to forcibly institutionalize the posters there.

Note, NOT because of their politics, but because they recognized they were crazy by traditional measures of such things.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:56 PM (qlFIA)

401 331
"Actually, the guy doing the ramming and killing was white. The motorcyclist was Hispanic."

Lol wut? Either you completely misread the article, or your "white hispanic" joke was so subtle I missed it.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 23, 2020 04:56 PM (x2VC9)

402 Fermented giardiniera like homemade sauerkraut is good stuff.

Posted by: dartist at July 23, 2020 04:57 PM (+ya+t)

403 White lives sure as fuck dont seem to matter. But we kinda knew that already.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 04:57 PM (71Vc6)

404 394 BLM is getting the feeling they are immune to prosecution.
The Democrat petty dictators are helping them get that idea.
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 04:55 PM (6f16T)


Maybe immune from prosecution, but will they be immune from retribution?

The world wonders...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:57 PM (s2VJv)

405

Miracle - a limerick

A carpenter named Liam MacGraw
Was blinder than old lady Shaw
But imagine his glee
When he chortled, "I see!"
As he picked up his hammer and saw

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 04:57 PM (Fc5rx)

406 395 Some of the shit I have seen people doing with a Circular Saw is patently insane.
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:55 PM (h6CBW)


You should see the dining room set made by my mohel...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 04:58 PM (s2VJv)

407 White lives sure as fuck dont seem to matter. But we kinda knew that already.

***

Obama's mentor Bill Ayers once said killing 10% of the population was worth it if it got us to socialism.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:58 PM (qlFIA)

408 Not wishing ill on millions of Chinese, I feel that if the 3 Gorges Dam fails, PDT should promptly send Pence over to Rite Aid and get a nice card, something to cheer them up.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (C1Lsn)

A consignment of rubber ducks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (3OZYh)

"Made In Taiwan"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Something sweet. And sour.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)

409 Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at July 23, 2020 04:58 PM (EgshT)

410 Single White women in middle or upper middle class office jobs, are the craziest people on the planet.

This is a factZ

Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 04:59 PM (71Vc6)

411 I used to watch Yankee games on the first base line 3 levels up at the previous stadium. Never came close to a foul ball to my disappointment.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 04:59 PM (2DOZq)

412 I miss the old Yankee Stadium.

Spent a Ton of my childhood in that place.

The Memory I have of walking through the 1st Base Tunnel and seeing the field for the first time is one of the most vivid of all my memories.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 04:59 PM (3Vj7f)

413 Why did Ted Wheeler require a security team of a half-dozen people to protect him from the peaceful protestors?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2020 05:00 PM (I2/tG)

414 "Not wishing ill on millions of Chinese, I feel that if the 3 Gorges Dam fails, PDT should promptly send Pence over to Rite Aid and get a nice card, something to cheer them up.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (C1Lsn)

A consignment of rubber ducks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (3OZYh)

"Made In Taiwan"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Something sweet. And sour.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 04:58 PM "

Poo -poo platter with some rare bat shit.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 23, 2020 05:00 PM (dIpnE)

415 "Asshoe white hat Horowitz in investigating use of force in Portland and DC. What a fucking hero."

So what are the chances that this is a kind of clearing the baffles type of deal to get it out of the way before the push back starts.

I mean surely Horowitz can see that the radical politicians complaining about the feds are attending these riots.
Oh excuse me.
Protests with buildings burning in the back ground.

Posted by: Drider at July 23, 2020 05:00 PM (R/UH9)

416 She should have pulled out an inoperable handgun. I hear those work wonders. It's better than anything out there.
When I was stationed stateside, before being sent to Vietnam, we had to pull guard duty on the various bases where I was stationed. We were issued one of the deadliest assault rifles ever carried by an individual soldier, anywhere at any time; the fully automatic Vietnam era M-16A1, for that guard duty. We were also given exactly 0 rounds of ammo for those weapons. Now, you didn't know that, but I did. While that was true of the bases where I was stationed, it wasn't true of all the bases stateside.

Not knowing whether our weapons were loaded, would you have charged our position?

Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2020 05:00 PM (yoSmH)

417 I went to the most recent Rangers stadium the first year it opened. My memories:
1 - Sold out on a Monday night?
2 - hotter than hell on the 3rd base side, stayed in the Fuddruckers until the 4th inning
3 - Had never seen hometown fans boo one of their own. A-Rod had signed a $125 contract and got booed every time he didn't get on base.

That was also the strike year.

Posted by: DanMan at July 23, 2020 05:00 PM (RusNE)

418 We must have some singers who are itching to get of the country, they could go to the dam and sing to the people down stream to help them feel better.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 05:00 PM (6f16T)

419 390 Not quite. "The Handmaid's Tail" is the porn parody.
***
A quick gulag search says you are wrong.

Speaking of which....anyone have some seed money for a great movie idea I just had?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:55 PM

I know...it was a joke. The original post had "tail" instead of "tale". That would be the perfect porn parody title, though, without going overboard "The Handjob Maiden's Tail"

Posted by: Porn Connaseur at July 23, 2020 05:01 PM (x2VC9)

420 Sweet jeebus. Today has been quite the crapfest, and then I see that video.

I hate these interesting times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

421 410 I used to notice that when one would reach GS9 and she didn't have to be single. Instant crazy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 05:01 PM (C1Lsn)

422 Portland has a lot going for it.

Used to, yeah. Rose Garden, OMSI, Zoo, Forestry Center, Rose Gardens, Japanese Gardens, half hour from the Pacific Ocean or the mountains in either direction, Beautiful scenery, always shows and events going on.

That's still there, but the place is dangerous, filthy, and filled with lunatics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

423 The saw safety tip that has helped me the most is "Make the complete cut mentally before you do it physically. Know where your hands will be from beginning to end."

And yes, I've cut myself by being an idiot before. Very fortunately, it wasn't serious.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 05:01 PM (sWM8x)

424 I mean surely Horowitz can see that the radical politicians complaining about the feds are attending these riots.
Oh excuse me.
Protests with buildings burning in the back ground.
Posted by: Drider at July 23, 2020 05:00 PM (R/UH9)

Right. He's such a Steiner that one.

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 05:01 PM (ONvIw)

425 If the Three Rivers Gorge Dam does fail in a colossal Communist way, will the media cover it and abandon Portland?


Dammed if they do, dammed if they don't.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

426 Guys walking at me with intent carrying a handsaw he's gets one warning while the front sight is center mass.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 23, 2020 05:02 PM (dIpnE)

427 Some of the shit I have seen people doing with a Circular Saw is patently insane.

You mean like holding it overhead with one hand while using the other hand to hang off a ladder to cut an opening in the ceiling for a light fixture? Not that I've ever done anything that stupid. Nope, not me.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 23, 2020 05:02 PM (qc+VF)

428
Whoa, Kim Gardner sock off.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:02 PM (G51Gf)

429 411 I used to watch Yankee games on the first base line 3 levels up at the previous stadium. Never came close to a foul ball to my disappointment.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 04:59 PM (2DOZq)



Friend of mine was a cameraman for WPIX-TV and did a lot of Yankee games. One time, a foul ball bounced up from the plate and hit Steve Balboni right in the crotch and he doubled over in agony. Bill White tells Tom Seaver, trying to be discreet, "Wow, right in the thigh. That's gotta hurt." Without missing a beat, Rizzuto says "Thigh, my eye! He rung his chimes! I heard it all the way up here!" They crack up but my friend on the third base camera was laughing so hard, the picture was shaking up and down and they had to cut away for like 10 minutes until he composed himself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:02 PM (s2VJv)

430 Why pick on just women?
Half the country is wack

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 05:02 PM (6vifD)

431 Note, NOT because of their politics, but because they recognized they were crazy by traditional measures of such things.

There was a huge discussion on Democratic Underground years ago, where the regular posters talked about all the psychiatric drugs that they were on.

For a lot of Leftists, politics is a form of therapy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2020 05:02 PM (I2/tG)

432 I bet this guy isn't sawwy.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 23, 2020 05:02 PM (dIpnE)

433 Not quite. "The Handmaid's Tail" is the porn parody.
***
A quick gulag search says you are wrong.

Speaking of which....anyone have some seed money for a great movie idea I just had?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2020 04:55 PM

I know...it was a joke. The original post had "tail" instead of "tale". That would be the perfect porn parody title, though, without going overboard "The Handjob Maiden's Tail"
Posted by: Porn Connaseur at July 23, 2020 05:01 PM (x2VC9)


To be fair, it's hard to parody a tv show that's basically the repressed sexual fantasy for millions of lefty women.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 23, 2020 05:03 PM (SgjGX)

434 "Why pick on just women?
Half the country is wack
Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 05:02 PM (6vifD)"

Plus boobs. That should give you at least one pass.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 23, 2020 05:04 PM (dIpnE)

435
Wouldn't it be funny if someone rolled a live hand grenade down the wall of the Three Gorge Dam?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:04 PM (s2VJv)

436 We must have some singers who are itching to get of the country, they could go to the dam and sing to the people down stream to help them feel better.
Posted by: Skip

James Taylor: You've Got a Friend
Paul Simon: Bridge Over Troubled Water

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 05:04 PM (+y/Ru)

437 Most visually stunning stadium in MLB has the worst fucking team.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 05:05 PM (NrgnM)

438 416 Regimental guard at Camp Geiger was manned by young Marines just days out of Parris Island. This was duty to suck up time until a training company formed. Young privates boot camp motivated were issued an M14 and a magazine of five rounds. Miracle there weren't any shootings.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 05:05 PM (C1Lsn)

439 435
Wouldn't it be funny if someone rolled a live hand grenade down the wall of the Three Gorge Dam?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:04 PM (s2VJv)


Only if they were Chinese.

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 05:05 PM (ONvIw)

440


But Mayor Ted, who is very straight, gets his own security detail when he walks around.

What an absolute clownshow.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 23, 2020 05:05 PM (lg/F7)

441 >>Wouldn't it be funny if someone rolled a live hand grenade down the wall of the Three Gorge Dam?


The problem with 3 Gorge is that Melamine loses its strength when you get it wet.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:05 PM (3Vj7f)

442 Cops should have said, fuck it. Let the scum pole jack through the white neighborhood and slash all of the Portland commie women voters.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 23, 2020 05:05 PM (E7vND)

443 This lowlife will be back on the streets before you can say COVID crazy!

Posted by: Fritz at July 23, 2020 05:05 PM (gONHW)

444 Garret a pal of mine was using one hanging upside down out of a attic hole he was cutting over the driveway..roof fell in in landed on his truck with saw still going!

I decided I wouldn't watch anymore

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 05:05 PM (jBaLx)

445 have a plan for every blm you meet

Posted by: x at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (nFwvY)

446 If the team won't attract fans, make the stadium do it

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (6f16T)

447 443 This lowlife will be back on the streets before you can say COVID crazy!
Posted by: Fritz at July 23, 2020 05:05 PM (gONHW)


"You've got a FIEND."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (s2VJv)

448 When you're down. And troubled. And need a helping hand.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (EgshT)

449 435 Barnes Wallis had a similar idea.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (C1Lsn)

450 Madness. Total madness. If we don't win in November this country is over.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (H8QX8)

451 >>Cops should have said, fuck it. Let the scum pole jack through the white neighborhood and slash all of the Portland commie women voters.


Shot the Attacker and anyone who tried to aid him in his Assault.


Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (3Vj7f)

452 Hesco.there ya go.

Posted by: willow at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (jBaLx)

453 This is why i don't live in a blue city.

Get out now.

Learn to shoot. Get your ccl. Buy ammo.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 23, 2020 05:07 PM (0OmEj)

454 Good news:
Two days of dry fire practice has the DAO trigger on the new CZ P-07 smoothing up nicely.

Should be a good Saturday at the range.

Anyone wants to join us, we meet at 10am at West Coast Armory. My email is on my web page

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:07 PM (ifmtJ)

455 sidebar: David Bowie needs you to understand he was never cool

"Dancing in the Streets" with Mick Jagger was even worse.

But c'mon, the guy was a genius for half a century. I can spot him a couple boofers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 05:07 PM (FtO5h)

456 Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (3Vj7f)

yep

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 05:07 PM (ONvIw)

457 450 Madness. Total madness. If we don't win in November this country is over.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (H8QX


Even if we do win, it's still over. The other side doesn't just disappear or surrender.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:07 PM (s2VJv)

458 Now that I think of it I've lived a sheltered life. I've only been to 4 baseball stadiums. Yankees, Orioles, Pirates and Astros.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:08 PM (2DOZq)

459
382 370 Not wishing ill on millions of Chinese, I feel that if the 3 Gorges Dam fails, PDT should promptly send Pence over to Rite Aid and get a nice card, something to cheer them up.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2020 04:51 PM (C1Lsn)

A consignment of rubber ducks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2020 04:53 PM (3OZYh)

"Made In Taiwan"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

=======

Holy fvck you guys, lol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:08 PM (G51Gf)

460 Wouldn't it be funny if someone rolled a live hand grenade down the wall of the Three Gorge Dam?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:04 PM

I really, really want that dam to fail. Is that wrong? Should I not want that?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 23, 2020 05:08 PM (COzlW)

461 Barnes Wallis had a similar idea.

-
Roll out the barrel!
We'll have a barrel of fun!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 05:08 PM (+y/Ru)

462 Before Sportsball went off the rails I had a dream of seeing a game in every stadium.


No more.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:09 PM (3Vj7f)

463
This is what happens when you don't have Community Mediators.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:09 PM (G51Gf)

464 Made In Taiwan"
Posted by: Warai-otoko




Lmao

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 23, 2020 05:09 PM (NbwKL)

465 >>"Dancing in the Streets" with Mick Jagger was even worse.


I'll see your bet and raise you "The Girl is Mine" w/ Sir Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:09 PM (3Vj7f)

466
Even if we do win, it's still over. The other side doesn't just disappear or surrender.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:07 PM (s2VJv)

And the DOJ doesn't function. Had they gone after Antifa at the start none of this would be happening. If they prosecuted the coup plotters, we would have less illegal behavior by other DAs. But no, 'It's not who we are". We're stupid.

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 05:09 PM (ONvIw)

467 416 She should have pulled out an inoperable handgun. I hear those work wonders. It's better than anything out there.

When I was stationed stateside, before being sent to Vietnam, we had to pull guard duty on the various bases where I was stationed. We were issued one of the deadliest assault rifles ever carried by an individual soldier, anywhere at any time; the fully automatic Vietnam era M-16A1, for that guard duty. We were also given exactly 0 rounds of ammo for those weapons. Now, you didn't know that, but I did. While that was true of the bases where I was stationed, it wasn't true of all the bases stateside.

Not knowing whether our weapons were loaded, would you have charged our position?
Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2020 05:00 PM (yoSmH)


Would I charge a uniformed soldier holding an M16 on a military base? Nope. I feel defeated. If only there wasn't some really obvious distinctions between these scenarios I could point to.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2020 05:10 PM (H5knJ)

468 Dancing in the Streets" with Mick Jagger was even worse.

But c'mon, the guy was a genius for half a century. I can spot him a couple boofers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 05:07 PM (FtO5h)



Gayest video ever.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 05:10 PM (NrgnM)

469 457 450 Madness. Total madness. If we don't win in November this country is over.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 23, 2020 05:06 PM (H8QX


Even if we do win, it's still over. The other side doesn't just disappear or surrender.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:07 PM (s2VJv)

Honestly, when Trump wins in November, shit will probably explode.

If Trump gets assassinated or if the cheating is so blatant to depose him, CW2 will start.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:10 PM (ifmtJ)

470 Even if we do win, it's still over. The other side doesn't just disappear or surrender.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:07 PM (s2VJv)

This keeps me up at night, and causes my wine bill to go up.

Posted by: spypeach at July 23, 2020 05:10 PM (Up/Jb)

471 The first woman he slashed looked like a deer in the heads.

Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

472 5
one of these days, one of these nimrods is going to try to pull this siht with the "wrong" person & will get right & properly ventilated

the police can draw the chalk lines & write the report

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2020 04:10 PM (NiSls)


And then the local Soros DA puts you away for life for your invoking the right to self defense. Do you really think the Portland jury pool is going to be sympathetic?

Posted by: Liberty at July 23, 2020 05:10 PM (mBePj)

473 468 Dancing in the Streets" with Mick Jagger was even worse.

But c'mon, the guy was a genius for half a century. I can spot him a couple boofers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 05:07 PM (FtO5h)



Gayest video ever.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2020 05:10 PM (NrgnM)

Well...they did fuck. So....yeah. Gay.

But Bowie had style. And outgrew the gay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:11 PM (ifmtJ)

474
Gayest video ever.




Absolutely.

Posted by: Billy Squier at July 23, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

475 458 Now that I think of it I've lived a sheltered life. I've only been to 4 baseball stadiums. Yankees, Orioles, Pirates and Astros.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:08 PM (2DOZq)


Nice stadiums though, did you go to Minute Maid or the Astrodome?

Posted by: WeBoned! at July 23, 2020 05:11 PM (8k7U7)

476 It used to be understood that fighting for what was right and in the cause of liberty was worth the price you had to pay. Once.

Even stupid hippies understood that they would get arrested and see prison if they protested and did the crap they did, and welcomed it as proof of their righteousness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:11 PM (KZzsI)

477 I'm here.
I have a question. I understand that people have been trying to get the Redskins to change their name since the 1970's but what was wrong with the Seattle Seahawks name? They are now the Kraken? Are Seahawks racist?Is a sexless sea monster a better name?I do not understand.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2020 05:12 PM (+mn3h)

478
The first woman he slashed looked like a deer in the heads.

Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

=======

Frankly, that'd be me, too. Last thing I'd expect folding my clothes is a madman with a saw.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:12 PM (G51Gf)

479 Gayest video ever.

"I dunno..."
--Right Said Fred and Dead Or Alive

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:12 PM (KZzsI)

480 If the dam bursts, the Beach Boys could sing Surfin' CCP.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 05:12 PM (+y/Ru)

481 We have a new AA minor league team and a brand new stadium that's extremely well done. It's going to be sitting empty and unused for another year due to the Chynah.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 05:12 PM (sWM8x)

482 474
Gayest video ever.

Absolutely.
Posted by: Billy Squier at July 23, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)


"Tell me about it."

- - Boy George

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:12 PM (s2VJv)

483 If Trump gets assassinated or if the cheating is so blatant to depose him, CW2 will start.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:10 PM (ifmtJ)


No, it won't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 23, 2020 05:13 PM (2JVJo)

484 but what was wrong with the Seattle Seahawks name? They are now the Kraken?

Kraken is the new hockey team.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:13 PM (KZzsI)

485 >>Absolutely.
Posted by: Billy Squier at July 23, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)


Right said.

Posted by: Fred at July 23, 2020 05:13 PM (h8IEq)

486 471 The first woman he slashed looked like a deer in the heads.

Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

Cops should have shot the bastard and his BLM confederates

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 05:13 PM (ONvIw)

487 So one Democrat tried to kill another Democrat in the shithole known as Portland. Yawn. Sorry but at this fuckin point I'm not sure what more you need to see before moving.

"But moving is inconvenient!" LMAO, so is dying.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 23, 2020 05:13 PM (lRrON)

488 No, it won't.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 23, 2020 05:13 PM (2JVJo)

We can't even not wear masks.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (H8QX8)

489 We've got a Kim Gardner type running for DA here.

This used to be a really nice town. We've gradually been turning into little Atlanta. I don't see anything changing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

490 Dear China,

♫ ♫
Hold your head up!

/Argent

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (Fc5rx)

491 >>Frankly, that'd be me, too. Last thing I'd expect folding my clothes is a madman with a saw.


Never do ANYTHING with you back to a point of egress.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (h8IEq)

492 No, it won't.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 23, 2020 05:13 PM (2JVJo)

You're right. There is no hill worth dying on for our stupid shiftless side

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (ONvIw)

493 Gayest video ever . . . *quietly whistles*

Posted by: Frankie Goes to Hollywood at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (H5knJ)

494 Nice stadiums though, did you go to Minute Maid or the Astrodome?
Posted by: WeBoned! at July 23, 2020 05:11 PM (8k7U7)

I get to count the Astros twice? . Both. I did a tour when I was 10 with my parents. I was an Astro buddy with SS Roger Metzger. Fast forward 10 years and I was in Astro Jail on foam in the dome night.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (2DOZq)

495 >>This used to be a really nice town. We've gradually been turning into little Atlanta. I don't see anything changing.


Your Residency?

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (h8IEq)

496 >>>>Wouldn't it be funny if someone rolled a live hand grenade down the wall of the Three Gorge Dam?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 05:04 PM

I really, really want that dam to fail. Is that wrong? Should I not want that?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 23, 2020 05:08 PM (COzlW)

I keep reminding myself that there's kids there at risk. It would be horrible and tragic, but yes kind of funny if it failed.

Posted by: Max Power at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (q177U)

497 But Bowie had style. And outgrew the gay.***
Yeah, he did. Thought he did a good job portraying Tesla, too.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 23, 2020 05:15 PM (LGXGf)

498 To wish death on so many people. Just seems wrong to me. I don't want the 3g dam to fail. I want a strong and stable US and china to mend its ways. But thousands dead. No. Not yet. War may come with china then i want us to win bigly. China is asshole. If the 3g goes i want the ccp to die as a side effect.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 23, 2020 05:15 PM (0OmEj)

499 Gayest video ever?
"Allentown" - Billy Joel.

Posted by: PabloD, cargo specialist for Aero Pinochet at July 23, 2020 05:15 PM (F1m5e)

500 Round and Round is gayest video ever. Catchy tune though.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (2DOZq)

501 Pompeo speech on OANN laying the smack down on CCP.

Posted by: BluesFish at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (mTCIP)

502 Say, when did "non-lethal munitions" suddenly morph into "less-lethal munitions?"

Posted by: MW at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (gWtVa)

503 Sorry but at this fuckin point I'm not sure what more you need to see before moving.

Not a lot of people actually live IN Portland, they work there. Tons of people are moving out, mostly because the price of rent went through the ceiling like a skyrocket. It was odd, somehow jacking up the taxes, regulations, and fees caused prices to rise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

504 Gayest video ever . . . *quietly whistles*
Posted by: Frankie Goes to Hollywood at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (H5knJ)
++++++++
Nah, bro. "Allentown" by Billy Joel is the gayest video ever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (hYcqw)

505
I really, really want that dam to fail. Is that wrong? Should I not want that?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey

========

It seems inevitable, and I somehow have this desire to get it over with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (G51Gf)

506 From the sidebar: David Bowie was still cooler than Cher.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (WEBkv)

507 499 Gayest video ever?
"Allentown" - Billy Joel.
Posted by: PabloD, cargo specialist for Aero Pinochet at July 23, 2020 05:15 PM (F1m5e)

harsh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (ifmtJ)

508 Pompeo/Noem: 2024

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (1ZeCH)

509 Relax. Don't do it.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (EgshT)

510 Commie women in the 'burbs don't want cops in Portland. Ok this is what you get. Most of the tatted up harlots on the BLM line are women.

Feds gusrd the fed building bc taxpayers have a stake there. But as far as Portland goes I hope the horror is excellerated to hurry the collaspe.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 23, 2020 05:17 PM (E7vND)

511 Your Residency?

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (h8IEq)

It has two of the better restaurants I have eaten in over the last five years....

Savannah.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2020 05:17 PM (dLLD6)

512 I don't want the dam to fail but I do not see any way it will not, some day soon. hundreds of millions of people and several nuclear power plants lie downstream of that thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

513 >>Pompeo/Noem: 2024

Jack/Noem 7 pm.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

514 In restaurants I always sit facing the entrance and locate all exits esp. kitchen. Jano does same and we discuss before we order. Esp. in Lubys cafeteria for historical reasons.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 23, 2020 05:17 PM (WX+x0)

515 David Bowie was still cooler than Cher.


I think that's the point. He was proving that he could *also* do mainstream schlock.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 05:18 PM (gd9RK)

516 502 Say, when did "non-lethal munitions" suddenly morph into "less-lethal munitions?"
Posted by: MW at July 23, 2020 05:16 PM (gWtVa)

When people got killed by rubber bullets?

Been named that way for a decade or two at this point.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:18 PM (ifmtJ)

517 If a Molotov Cocktail is covered by the First Amendment, then a saw is too!

Posted by: The BLM Lionel Hutz at July 23, 2020 05:18 PM (PiwSw)

518 Juan Williams is one of the stupidest people alive. I hope it's painful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:18 PM (ptqGC)

519 We're stupid.
Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 05:09 PM (ONvIw)

We're going to be dead if we don't stop being stupid. But at this point I'm not sure the stupidity is remediable, even given a fatal realization.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 23, 2020 05:18 PM (H8QX8)

520 Kraken is the new hockey team.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:13 PM (KZzsI)
oops....never mindTuned into the sports station on my way home today and they were talking about the Wahington;s new name which is....wait for it.... Washington and brought up The Kraken and Seattle so just assumed the were talking FB. It really is quite amusing that they cannot comeup with a name that doesn't offend someone.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2020 05:18 PM (+mn3h)

521 the Astrodome was a very cool venue, I recall going to Texas Tech or SMU vs UH games that would last over four hours and watching as the stadium would reconfigure from a football rectangle to a baseball diamond in the rush to get ready for a 1pm baseball game the next day.

Another great feature was the sidewalks on every level offered an awesome view of the game 360 degrees around the field.

It was also way better than Reliant because street level entrance landed in the middle on the fourth level of seven. At Reliant you have to walk way up to get in and if you don't have club seats its a good long walk.

Posted by: DanMan at July 23, 2020 05:18 PM (RusNE)

522 Some of the shit I have seen people doing with a Circular Saw is patently insane.
===
Ever hear of "The Polish Plane?"
A guy taught me that trick when I was building a house.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:18 PM (pw+jk)

523 I get to count the Astros twice? . Both. I did a tour when I was 10 with my parents. I was an Astro buddy with SS Roger Metzger. Fast forward 10 years and I was in Astro Jail on foam in the dome night.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:14 PM (2DOZq)


That's pretty damn cool.


Posted by: WeBoned! at July 23, 2020 05:19 PM (8k7U7)

524
Never do ANYTHING with you back to a point of egress.
Posted by: garrett

========

I am pretty wary about the door/back situation. But wow, that guy was moving fast.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2020 05:19 PM (G51Gf)

525 Jack/Noem 7 pm.

Posted by: JackStraw


Heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 05:19 PM (1ZeCH)

526 CBD, I sent you an article about an amazing venue opening here. No words to describe it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

527 Now I can't get that ear worm out of my head

You spin me right round Baby right round.

( yeah I wrote the wrong title)

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (2DOZq)

528 To wish death on so many people. Just seems wrong to me. I don't want the 3g dam to fail. I want a strong and stable US and china to mend its ways. But thousands dead. No. Not yet. War may come with china then i want us to win bigly. China is asshole. If the 3g goes i want the ccp to die as a side effect.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 23, 2020 05:15 PM (0OmEj)

--

It was literally made in China. Those aren't just jokes. The reputation exists for a reason.

Matter of time.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (Z8bDj)

529 Juan Williams is one of the stupidest people alive. I hope it's painful.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
----------

Dammit, I didn't think I had any competition!

Posted by: Ted Wheeler at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (WEBkv)

530 Mentally Deranged Black Man Attacks White Women In...

And thought to myself, what has Uncle Joe been up to in his basement today?

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (Z4rgH)

531 No words to describe it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

I saw it. Have you been yet?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (dLLD6)

532 Kids these days are so precocious!

https://bit.ly/2CGTJqp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (+y/Ru)

533 Gayest video ever?

Small Town Boy - Bronski Beat

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (gmo/4)

534 David Bowie was still cooler than Cher.



===
Yes but did any one want to throw his dirty filthy penis in Bowie like we all did with Cher in that Half Breed song on the Sonny Cher show?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (pw+jk)

535 We're going to be dead if we don't stop being stupid. But at this point I'm not sure the stupidity is remediable, even given a fatal realization.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 23, 2020 05:18 PM (H8QX

All they had to do is start prosecuting the dems, right from the start. OR they could have prosecuted the mayors aiding and abetting illegal immigration...but no, nothing was done. Sure there's some wall and some deportations, but until you take care of the domestic enemies, the problem grows. Rewarded behavior is repeated behavior.

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (ONvIw)

536 Pompeo is terrible at speech-readin', but his content is great.

He's giving a speech on China at present.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (1ZeCH)

537 I just watched the video, I wish the cops would have shot his head off.

Posted by: spypeach at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (Up/Jb)

538 Gayest band:
Mindless Self Indulgence

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:21 PM (ifmtJ)

539 Astrodome was one of those crappy ashtray stadiums built in the 60s and 70s, I'm glad they're all gone now. The Mariners new park is great (Bank One, I think?). I've only seen a few parks though, Kingdome, Bank one, and Wrigley. And a couple minor league parks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

540 534 David Bowie was still cooler than Cher.



===
Yes but did any one want to throw his dirty filthy penis in Bowie like we all did with Cher in that Half Breed song on the Sonny Cher show?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (pw+jk)

I love that you ask that question.
It gives me hope for this nation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:22 PM (ifmtJ)

541 Using explosives, Chinese officials on Sunday blew up a dam to lower the water level of the Chuhe River in Anhui province.

Posted by: fly gal at July 23, 2020 05:22 PM (8TdcF)

542 532 Kids these days are so precocious!
---
Man, that's so depressing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2020 05:22 PM (sWM8x)

543 You spin me right round Baby right round.

( yeah I wrote the wrong title)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (2DOZq)
-------------

Leo Maracchiola antidote:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd8p7gew

Posted by: Ted Wheeler at July 23, 2020 05:22 PM (WEBkv)

544 /off stupid leftwit sock

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 05:23 PM (WEBkv)

545 CBD, I haven't. Soon as I'm mobile, we're going. A group of us plan to stay in the hotel and spend the entire weekend exploring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2020 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

546 Nood.

Blonde Morticia already got first

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

547 Wi, hold my beer whilst I light this stick of dynamite.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (EgshT)

548 Using explosives, Chinese officials on Sunday blew up a dam to lower the water level of the Chuhe River in Anhui province.

*********

Breach delivery!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (Fc5rx)

549 Yes but did any one want to throw his dirty filthy penis in Bowie like we all did with Cher in that Half Breed song on the Sonny Cher show?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (pw+jk)

------------

*raises hand*

Posted by: Shep! at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (WEBkv)

550 "Trump should run footage of this in ads every single minute of every single day."

I don't think that would be a great idea. It will instantly be twisted around by the Democrats into Willie Horton 2020, and the facts will be lost in the noise.

Posted by: Eric at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (a2F+C)

551 Bowie did that hideous 'Little Drummer Boy' duet with Bing, didn't he?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

552 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

Take that back. The dome was awesome.

My idea was to turn it into an indoor ski resort.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (2DOZq)

553 >>412 I miss the old Yankee Stadium.

Not a Yankees fan (Red Sox), but I agree with you. Saw many games there and loved the experience. Least favorite game was when I wound up behind one of those god-awful columns. Split-screen viewing! I must say, though, that the new Yankee Stadium is beautiful.

Posted by: Caliban at July 23, 2020 05:25 PM (QE8X6)

554 Yes but did any one want to throw his dirty filthy penis in Bowie like we all did with Cher in that Half Breed song on the Sonny Cher show?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2020 05:20 PM (pw+jk)


Absolutely.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (Z4rgH)

555 I always loved going to Fenway. It was an easy drive to get there, easy to park, and then the walk to the park with the other fans and buying a sausage sandwich from a vendor along the way. The only bad experience was when we had first row seats right at the right field foul pole. The best seats we'd ever had for a game. Then it started to pour and all the garbage from all the upper tiers washed down around our feet. Couldn't leave fast enough.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (+mn3h)

556 I believe Bowie was the wealthiest of al the British singers including McCartney.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (2DOZq)

557 Stupid cops can't even keep the loonies on the path.

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (q9xiz)

558 f only there wasn't some really obvious distinctions between these scenarios I could point to.

People run bluffs in poker because they work. It is really hard to tell if someone really has the cards or not.

Here is another fact, no matter how intelligent you are, when adrenaline hits your bloodstream, your IQ drops to about 60 or so. That is easy to prove: I'll give you some simple algebra equations to solve, on the stool next to you will be a full grown, very hungry,fresh from the African planes, male lion.

As a trained fighter, I give people a lot more slack on making poor decisions in life or death situations, than the average arm chair quarterbacks does.

Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2020 05:26 PM (yoSmH)

559 Yes but did any one want to throw his dirty filthy penis in Bowie like we all did with Cher in that Half Breed song on the Sonny Cher show?
-----
Ahem. Sweetheart.... please

Posted by: Freddie Mercury at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (mTCIP)

560 Mr Green will be wearing that handsaw if he's anywhere near me.

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2020 05:27 PM (q9xiz)

561
I have four good friends in Portland. I haven't called them. I am
tempted, but am not sure. They're big-time lefties and I just can't work
up to what I am sure is going to be a vast energy suck if I do.



But I probably should. - posted by Joe Mannix
================================
I think you should. Make it a conference call.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (Pqytn)

562 I'm old enough to remember watching the Reds play in Crosley Field.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (Pqytn)

563 Say, when did "non-lethal munitions" suddenly morph into "less-lethal munitions?"

The first time somebody caught one in the eye?

Probably the dumbest thing I've seen was a video of a guy trying to sell his idea for a hard rubber ball thing that you were supposed to slip over the muzzle of your Glock with regular ammo to make it "less lethal." The idea being, I guess, that if that didn't work, you'd have a lethal follow up shot without having to change weapons. The first stupid part is expecting someone under attack to have the presence of mind and fine motor skill to attach the ball (putting your own hand in front of the muzzle) but the really stupid part was he expected you to warn the attacker by shouting "Less lethal! Less lethal!" as you're doing it. He demoed it several times in the video and it never got less stupid.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (qc+VF)

564 Breach delivery!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 05:24 PM (Fc5rx)
-----------------

Nice one, Muldoon! lol

Posted by: fly gal at July 23, 2020 05:30 PM (8TdcF)

565 Has pug-faced Chrissy Teigen posted bail yet? Thought she would have time between episodes of Toddlers and Tiaras.

Posted by: Kadang at July 23, 2020 05:33 PM (JWUSs)

566 I gotta tell ya, a pair of grandsons running around the house, spreading their brand of mayhem, is a welcome diversion!

3 yr old, slashing and stabbing his older brother with a light sabre and Avatar knife: "I like this game!" And just to mix universes more, he's wearing K-Pot.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 23, 2020 05:38 PM (8C7+r)

567 he attacked people with an old saw. He needs shot just for being stupid.

Posted by: DFCtomm at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (50gG9)

568 I saw Cleveland vs Oakland at Municipal Stadium in Cleveland as a kid. Vida Blue pitched for Oakland

Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 05:39 PM (gmo/4)

569 If leaks and bulging of a dam made it stronger, than it was when it was designed without them, they would build all dams with leaks and bulges. All of that stuff, is doing nothing but making that Chinese dam weaker by the second.

Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2020 05:47 PM (yoSmH)

570 528 To wish death on so many people. Just seems wrong to me. I don't want the 3g dam to fail. I want a strong and stable US and china to mend its ways. But thousands dead. No. Not yet. War may come with china then i want us to win bigly. China is asshole. If the 3g goes i want the ccp to die as a side effect.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 23, 2020 05:15 PM (0OmEj)

--

It was literally made in China. Those aren't just jokes. The reputation exists for a reason.

Matter of time.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white

the quality of construction in the ghost cities says you are right. hollywood sets are built to last longer.

Posted by: x at July 23, 2020 05:49 PM (nFwvY)

571 561
I have four good friends in Portland. I haven't called them. I am
tempted, but am not sure. They're big-time lefties and I just can't work
up to what I am sure is going to be a vast energy suck if I do.



But I probably should. - posted by Joe Mannix
================================
I think you should. Make it a conference call.
Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2020 05:29 PM (Pqytn)


And record it!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 23, 2020 05:50 PM (8C7+r)

572 he attacked people with an old saw. He needs shot just for being stupid.

That is a deadly weapon, one slash of your carotid artery and you bleed to death before anyone can stop it.

Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2020 05:53 PM (yoSmH)

573 I would suggest *NOT* using the "BLM" terminology.

Make it "Blacklives Matter" = BM. Period.

Always. Laugh and point at the BM.

Ridicule is a non-violent weapon.


Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at July 23, 2020 09:08 PM (zs7Bt)

574 Just Sayin....

Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at July 23, 2020 09:42 PM (ZvuEr)

575 There are remnants of the old Italian mob around here, but it seems that every other ethnic group has formed their own little cells. The Russians, Turks, Chinese. There was even a laughable Junior Black Mafia, who thought that Scarface was a documentary and killed each other off.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at July 24, 2020 12:36 AM (HEiLh)

576 Wow an actual report on anti-White behavior. Be careful you are getting close to a racisms and racisms are very very very bad, mmmkay?

Posted by: FPY at July 24, 2020 02:47 PM (Mp3Rk)

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