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Fire -- or Possibly an Explosion Due to a Bomb -- Demolishes Iranian Nuclear Centrifuge Site
Via John Sexton, it had previously been speculated that a fire had been engineered by some malware inserted into their centrifuge control programs. Something that would cause the things to spin out of control.
But now it looks like this was a major explosion, something that looks too big to have been caused by mere computer code. Iran suspects it was a bomb.2/2
— IranTrue (@iran_true) July 9, 2020
"The NW corner of the building is completely obliterated."
That's the possible single point of the detonation. The images confirm the use of a big explosives device which coincided with fire or has caused it.#IranTruth #Natanz #Explosion pic.twitter.com/omLxcUSnKe
The good news is that this one strike is likely to set back the Iranian nuclear program by at least a year, maybe several. Iran has frequently threatened to spin up the centrifuges if it doesn’t get its way on the nuclear deal, now it can’t build any more centrifuges for a while. The regime can still pose a threat around the world but between the recent spate of incidents like this one, the death of Gen. Soleimani and the pandemic, Iran is looking a lot more vulnerable than it was two years ago.Oh, well. Iran is still suffering further mysterious explosions:
BREAKING: Another explosion in #Iran following multiple explosions in the past weeks. Residents of western Tehran say they heard an explosion in Garmdareh and Shahre Ghods, Mehr News reports. Residents also reported an electricity outage in Shahre Ghods - some say power is back.
— Negar Mortazavi نگار مرتضوی (@NegarMortazavi) July 9, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 07:29 PM (8UEAr)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 09, 2020 07:29 PM (C1NyB)
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Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 09, 2020 07:32 PM (4zyav)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
They haven't got the touch for microwave popcorn yet.
Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 07:32 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: In Exile at July 09, 2020 07:32 PM (kzzyk)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:33 PM (tQASX)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 07:33 PM (8UEAr)
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Posted by: Da Jews at July 09, 2020 07:34 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Poster X at July 09, 2020 07:34 PM (E6WxS)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:35 PM (tQASX)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2020 07:35 PM (2DOZq)
Jooo Pigeons shit C-5 on the roof then Jooo Sharks with LASER beams on their heads swam upriver and triggered the plastique.
Then the Pigeons and Sharks got high on Kosher Kush.
Posted by: Lance Hardthruster at July 09, 2020 07:35 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 07:35 PM (8UEAr)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (tQASX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (3H9h1)
11
I can't keep up. How many splodeys have happened in Iranian nuke sites lately?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Not nearly enough.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (/9Ub5)
Posted by: f'd at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (YtgVV)
Day ends on a happy note.
Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:35 PM (tQASX)
So, French sell them all sorts of very expensive technology and then sabotage it... forcing the Farsis to go back to the Frogs for more.
C'est possible, n'est ce pas?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Random walk in with an accent at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: iandeal at July 09, 2020 07:37 PM (bLfy6)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:37 PM (tQASX)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 09, 2020 07:37 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 09, 2020 07:37 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 07:37 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2020 07:37 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 09, 2020 07:37 PM (m/Sks)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (s2VJv)
Possible, Possible.
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (tQASX)
Better late than never, I guess.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (L6ZYH)
Posted by: Bambi, Jarrett and Co at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Barky The Dog Eater at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (C1Lsn)
Such a shame.
Vote for Sloppy Joe so they can continue their nuclear program for peace.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Poster X at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (E6WxS)
Iranian Nuclear Centrifuge Site destroyed by peaceful folk music festival and high explosives. But mostly by high explosives.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 09, 2020 07:37 PM (m/Sks)
Biden was told to stand there until he behaved...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 07:38 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Pliney at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: 11B40 at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (WX+x0)
Too bad about the explosion but they should have changed from fuses to circuit breakers years ago.
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
O-ring and Co. in jail first.
Then? The sky's the limit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (L6ZYH)
Posted by: Israel at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (q177U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (axyOa)
Peruse the previous thread, then come back here.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 09, 2020 07:40 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 09, 2020 07:40 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: mc at July 09, 2020 07:40 PM (l1TIo)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 09, 2020 07:40 PM (VcFUs
Thanks
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 09, 2020 07:41 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 09, 2020 07:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 09, 2020 07:41 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
That's what I am saying. Drive around a wafer fab or industrial building anywhere in the world and in the back corner there will be big tanks of gas. Now maybe someone planted a sabotage bomb there, but maybe it was just a fire that started anywhere and only blew up when the tanks got hot.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 09, 2020 07:41 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 07:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Max Power
The very first lefty cocksucker that suggests that to a Marine is going to get his dick fed to him.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 09, 2020 07:41 PM (VcFUs)
Centrifuge technician.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (axyOa)
Job security
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 07:42 PM (uEbPt)
Yes... however the premiums are off the hook.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 09, 2020 07:42 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mossad dance squad at July 09, 2020 07:42 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (cknjq)
I slipped a toman behind fuse #3,it kept blowing
Posted by: Achmed the centrifuge scientist at July 09, 2020 07:42 PM (/6GbT)
God bless Isreal. More please.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 09, 2020 07:42 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 09, 2020 07:42 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 09, 2020 07:43 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 07:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 07:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 09, 2020 07:45 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 07:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 09, 2020 07:45 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:45 PM (tQASX)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 07:45 PM (bDqIh)
Missile. came in from the top of the picture, hit near the corner of the building.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 07:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Edward G. Robinson at July 09, 2020 07:46 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 07:46 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 09, 2020 07:46 PM (HaL55)
https://tinyurl.com/sq27q4y
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2020 07:46 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 09, 2020 07:46 PM (0OmEj)
I nominate Seattle as the location.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2020 07:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:47 PM (tQASX)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2020 07:47 PM (v0R5T)
They have the best that Russian will sell them.
What happened was they have the best Russia will sell them.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2020 07:47 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 07:47 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2020 07:48 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2020 07:36 PM (s2VJv)
*head tilts, bottom lip pouts, palms raised, shoulder shrug*
Posted by: Rendre la France grande encore! at July 09, 2020 07:48 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2020 07:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:48 PM (tQASX)
Posted by: Poster X at July 09, 2020 07:48 PM (E6WxS)
How are Obama, Kerry and pals handling the loss?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 07:45 PM (bDqIh)
Hopefully it's eating them up.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 07:48 PM (Ojki1)
US/Israel created the stuxnet virus for the PLC (industrial computers) used to control the centrifuges, and then peppered the area with USB drives waiting for someone to pick one up and walk it into the facility and infect their computers.
The virus would spread, and when it found the right PLC it would overspin the centrifuges randomly to cause them to fail without indicating the high speed so when they failed no one would know why. They would replace bearings, or motors, etc. and keep trying. These strings of centrifuges only work (from what I understand) if the whole string is working so each time they had to replace one they had to start over and so never made any progress.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 09, 2020 07:48 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 07:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 09, 2020 07:49 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 09, 2020 07:49 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: An Observation at July 09, 2020 07:50 PM (jCDa9)
Posted by: ACME Centrifuge Inc at July 09, 2020 07:50 PM (axyOa)
Death by boomba.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2020 07:47 PM (v0R5T)
__________
Needs to be set to music --
"Para bailar la boomba ...
Para bailar la boomba ..."
Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 07:50 PM (WqPYg)
Centrifuge technician.
Posted by: Diogenes
Job security
Posted by: ...
* squints real hard *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 07:50 PM (L6ZYH)
Absolutely Needs To Be Penetrated Overnight.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 09, 2020 07:50 PM (cZjDV)
I don't know. I written some real doozies.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2020 07:50 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:50 PM (85Gof)
MISSILES CANT HIT CORNERS1!!!11
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:47 PM (tQASX)
__________
MISSILES CAN'T MELT STEEL1!!!11
Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 07:51 PM (WqPYg)
112 The MSM is cumming on itself because Biden said he will institute a Buy American plan. The same MSM that only 5 minutes ago said proetctionist policies were nationalistic, racist and the worst thing since Hitler.
Because they know he doesn't mean it, but think it will fool the rubes in November.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 07:47 PM (6f16T)
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Barry's Republican enablers pocketed a lot of it.
Posted by: Drat, this is not a treaty, we can do nothing, failure theater at July 09, 2020 07:51 PM (BRkq2)
I thought they had top notch air defense. What happened?
They have the best that Russian will sell them.
What happened was they have the best Russia will sell them.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2020 07:47 PM (naEeR)
Not that it would be much difference if they had the best that the Russians can MAKE.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2020 07:51 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2020 07:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 09, 2020 07:52 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: dingbat at July 09, 2020 07:52 PM (PMMrm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:51 PM (oVJmc)
Someone is paying attention.
Posted by: Nail. head. at July 09, 2020 07:52 PM (BRkq2)
**********
Wonder how the mullahs are gonna spin this story...
Something about the Glorious Revolution, no doubt.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2020 07:52 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: eastofsuez at July 09, 2020 07:53 PM (U2zca)
The definition of a "clean room" in Iran is just one that doesn't have goat shit in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 09, 2020 07:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:53 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 07:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 09, 2020 07:53 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 09, 2020 07:49 PM (TOyHQ)
Case continued 3 weeks. Typical.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 09, 2020 07:53 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2020 07:54 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 09, 2020 07:54 PM (d9Irc)
**********
Wonder how the mullahs are gonna spin this story...
Something about the Glorious Revolution, no doubt.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2020 07:52 PM (Fc5rx)
Oh, and Death to America!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 07:54 PM (NgKpN)
Something about the Glorious Revolution, no doubt.
"We meant to do that to strike fear into the heart of the infidels!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 09, 2020 07:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 07:54 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: White House Press Secretary at July 09, 2020 07:54 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade internet villain at July 09, 2020 07:54 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:54 PM (85Gof)
In retrospect, that new lightweight centrifuge rotor made of nitrocellulose may not have been a good idea after all.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 09, 2020 07:55 PM (JdiCZ)
_________
ISWYDT Muldoon -- well done as always.
Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 07:55 PM (WqPYg)
https://carm.org/nation-of-islam
Point two.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 07:55 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2020 07:55 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 09, 2020 07:55 PM (/6GbT)
Israel knows this, and thinks that they have a free hand until the election.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 07:56 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 07:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zeera at July 09, 2020 07:56 PM (zUdXR)
Iran has no more nuclear program than it has homosexuals.
Posted by: Grand Ayatola Komonki at July 09, 2020 07:56 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 07:56 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 07:57 PM (V2Yro)
twitter.com/madeleinerivera/status/1281330786403340297
@madeleinerivera
Biden made a stop at his old home in Scranton today. He was greeted by a crowd of supporters.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 07:57 PM (L6ZYH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 07:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 09, 2020 07:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2020 07:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:58 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2020 07:58 PM (v0R5T)
Love it
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 07:59 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 07:59 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2020 08:00 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2020 07:55 PM (aO8Gd)
He's like the rest of the left...
thinks he'll be eaten last.
Posted by: golfman at July 09, 2020 08:00 PM (hOMhY)
Missile. came in from the top of the picture, hit near the corner of the building.
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Look, my internet degree in Michael Bay's doctorate course of Explosion Science may not say "Twitter" on it, but is still real to me!
I say that's also consistent with an internal explosion.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2020 08:00 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 09, 2020 08:00 PM (0OmEj)
Fun fact - Biden moved out of Scranton with his family in 1953, when he was ten.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 08:00 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 07:56 PM (oDRcK)
When Tom Cruise goes to one of Farrakhan's meetings, they make him wear red plastic devil horns on his head.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 08:01 PM (V2Yro)
De Blasio is such a pi**y person. Trump isn't there, He wants to shove this in Trump's face and HE (De Blasio) is responsible for a lot of the violence affecting Blacks in NYC because of the insane DAs letting criminals out and for handcuffing the police and stopping the anticrime unit.
Black Lives Matter? Sure they do, Bill.
And if De Blasio wanted money for NYC he shouldn't have acted like an arrogant creep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:01 PM (oDRcK)
C'est possible, n'est ce pas?
Betcha wish you'd filled out that warranty card now, don'cha?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 09, 2020 08:01 PM (qc+VF)
*********
US Military Kills al-Qaeda-Linked Terrorist in Somalia Airstrike
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 09, 2020 08:01 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: a Towelhead, soon to have no head at July 09, 2020 08:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (1Dmt5)
that is pathetic and if he had even a shred of dignity he would be embarrassed
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (iTXRQ)
OT For those folks who thought I might have been exaggerating, the Nation of Islam really does have a belief that Yacob-Biblical Jacob, an evil Black Scientist created the white race.
https://carm.org/nation-of-islam
Point two.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Here's how it happened:
https://youtu.be/9JD9it6SmB8
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (85Gof)
That's why we're all in for the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement. And if we get control of Big Satan, Little Satan is going down.
Posted by: AntiFa/BLM/BIRM at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (HhXSr)
Because they know he doesn't mean it, but think it will fool the rubes in November.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:51 PM (oVJmc)
The trick is how does Bidden do it without it being turned into a Trump commercial on how he helped fix things Obama spent 8 years destroying?
Commercial fade in: Joe Bidden "Buy American"
Obama "Those jobs aren't coming back"
Trump: Even Joe knows Obama was wrong, and he can say "Buy American, because we brought those jobs back, and we'll bring back even more in the next 4 years"
Commercial fade out.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 08:03 PM (8HOCs)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 09, 2020 08:03 PM (d9Cw3)
A: He's fallen and can't get up?
B: He didn't take a clue from the flying chick on the freeway in Seattle?
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 09, 2020 08:04 PM (d9Irc)
Biden made a stop at his old home in Scranton today. He was greeted by a crowd of supporters.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 07:57 PM (L6ZYH)
160 KT McFarland on Fox and she's pissed over Durham's delay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 07:58 PM (ptqGC)
BTB.
See above. She's a Fox News reporter.
They are not your friends but they appreciate your clicks and views.
Posted by: golfman at July 09, 2020 08:04 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2020 08:04 PM (Fc5rx)
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Israel has gone against S300 and S400 in Syria and Iran with zero losses. They seem to have those systems figured out.
Posted by: MSgt Yaniv at July 09, 2020 08:05 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 09, 2020 08:01 PM (1Dmt5)
Ilhan Omar?
Posted by: golfman at July 09, 2020 08:05 PM (hOMhY)
SO
it would appear all of this was some black guy's fault
I think we're done here
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)
A telephone pole fell on it. Made of tungsten. Dropped from, oh, 200 miles up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 08:05 PM (mht8P)
Israel this, Israel that. How do they know?? Maybe it was the French.
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 07:35 PM (tQASX)
Maybe it was the guys with invisible planes.
Posted by: Javems at July 09, 2020 08:05 PM (5uvHJ)
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 09, 2020 08:05 PM (rQ/Vt)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 08:05 PM (tQASX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:06 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Caliban at July 09, 2020 08:06 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2020 08:06 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: USNtakim
Russian S400.
You do any frequency spectrum analysis? The radar is susceptible in wierd areas. And for weird reasons.
You'd have to drug me like BA Barabus to get me in an air breather with that system (or Patriot) operating in the area. Except under certain circumstances.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 09, 2020 08:06 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Iranian Janitor at July 09, 2020 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 07:56 PM (oDRcK)
That's where the money is, and maybe they can share rides on the Mothership?
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 08:06 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 08:07 PM (8HOCs)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2020 08:07 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 07:29 PM (8UEAr)
The good news seal of approval.
Posted by: You love to see it at July 09, 2020 08:07 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2020 08:07 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 08:07 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Javems at July 09, 2020 08:05 PM (5uvHJ)
No. Twas me and my invisible boatmobile.
Posted by: Mermaid Man at July 09, 2020 08:08 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: heh at July 09, 2020 08:08 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Ze angry French at July 09, 2020 08:08 PM (JSz+1)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 09, 2020 08:03 PM (d9Cw3)
that's gonna have to be our model if Trump loses.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 08:08 PM (V2Yro)
WAKANDA!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 08:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 09, 2020 08:08 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 08:09 PM (mht8P)
192
>the Nation of Islam really does have a belief that Yacob-Biblical Jacob, an evil Black Scientist created the white race.
SO
it would appear all of this was some black guy's fault
I think we're done here
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)
Serious question, is Elijah Muhammad still driving that spaceship behind the moon waiting to come pick up those righteous followers? Because he has been in a holding pattern behind the moon for like 45 years or so...damn!
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 09, 2020 08:09 PM (rQ/Vt)
Illinois Circuit Court Judge Mike McHaney ruled on Thursday that Governor J.B. Pritzker of Illinois had no lawful authority to declare endless disasters past the initial thirty days. Ruling on a lawsuit filed by State House Rep. Darren Bailey (R-Ill.), Judge McHaney wrote, "The court declares that Defendant had no constitutional authority as Governor to restrict a citizen's movement or activities and/or forcibly close business premises in EO 32."
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 09, 2020 08:09 PM (1Dmt5)
Could this be some home grown explosions, so to speak?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 09, 2020 08:09 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:09 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 08:09 PM (f+pTH)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2020 08:10 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 08:11 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 09, 2020 08:11 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 08:11 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Arad at July 09, 2020 08:11 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 09, 2020 08:11 PM (iWCRg)
Could this be some home grown explosions, so to speak?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 09, 2020 08:09 PM (2B9A/)
Anything is possible - the regime is politically weak now, and everyone knows it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 08:11 PM (V2Yro)
Vasily, one meep.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 08:11 PM (mht8P)
But... Captain... I just...
Posted by: Vasily, dreaming of rabbits and American women at July 09, 2020 08:11 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 09, 2020 08:12 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 09, 2020 08:09 PM (1Dmt5)
Good. Any penalties for the fascist Governor and his overpaid lackeys?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 09, 2020 08:12 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 09, 2020 08:08 PM (2B9A/)
Not Poland!
Posted by: Mateusz Morawiecki at July 09, 2020 08:12 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:12 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 09, 2020 08:09 PM (rQ/Vt)
You know how it is, you mean to do something but something else comes up first, then you get distracted binging a series and the pattern repeats. One of these days.
Posted by: EM at July 09, 2020 08:13 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2020 08:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 09, 2020 07:43 PM (RKQ/v)
FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST
Posted by: S.O.D. at July 09, 2020 08:13 PM (ejsiI)
184
I bet it was SPACE FORCE!!!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (MVjcR)
Space Force for the WIN! Trump told you you would never get tired of Winning!
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 09, 2020 08:13 PM (rQ/Vt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 09, 2020 08:12 PM (C1Lsn)
*takes down '1' from the 'Days since last explosion' board*
Posted by: Iranian drone, dreaming of American Boobs at July 09, 2020 08:13 PM (2B9A/)
Nope.
Listen.....
Meep...meep....meep....meep
Is that a bomb?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:12 PM (WvQcX)
No, that sound is coming from the new ACME Nuclear Accelerator we bought last week.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:14 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 09, 2020 08:14 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 08:14 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 08:14 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:14 PM (NgKpN)
Please tell me you didn't buy that from Tel Aviv.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:14 PM (oDRcK
Pro Tip: Don't hold your breath
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (85Gof)
And it was indeed the only clean room in Iran.
Posted by: RKae at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (aE67o)
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (m3XFr)
184
I bet it was SPACE FORCE!!!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (MVjcR)
Space Force for the WIN! Trump told you you would never get tired of Winning!
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 09, 2020 08:13 PM (rQ/Vt)
Crossbow Project?
Posted by: Chris Knight.. at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (NgKpN)
- John McCain.
Too soon?
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 09, 2020 08:11 PM (iWCRg)
Sure, you Hobbits wait till I'm riding Satan's barbed cock to do it. From Hell's heart I stab at...ow, ow, my prostate!
Posted by: John McCain at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Ze angry French at July 09, 2020 08:08 PM (JSz+1)
Sheesh, are the French STILL bent over the Kfir being much improved over the Mirage?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: Barney Fife at July 09, 2020 08:16 PM (aKsyK)
I usually don't hold my breath when praying; I'd pass out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:16 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:14 PM (NgKpN)
Please tell me you didn't buy that from Tel Aviv.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (WvQcX)
No, we bought it through our American Arms dealer.
Wile E. Coyote
Posted by: Chris Knight.. at July 09, 2020 08:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: vmom 2020
---
And Governor, and Public Health director, and many county executives, mayors, etc., etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2020 08:16 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 09, 2020 08:12 PM (C1Lsn)
We got the theme song covered boss!
Posted by: Men Without Hats at July 09, 2020 08:17 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sheikh Barrack Obama at July 09, 2020 08:17 PM (H9UzW)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:17 PM (nRWPy)
The bad news: they bought their centrifuge from the roadrunner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 08:17 PM (ptqGC)
Maybe it was the guys with invisible planes.
Posted by: Javems
The Amazons?
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2020 08:07 PM (XTyi0)
I think they were of the feminine persuasion.
Posted by: Javems at July 09, 2020 08:17 PM (5uvHJ)
Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 08:17 PM (f+pTH)
THUNDER
Posted by: Harley at July 09, 2020 08:18 PM (Ssh2k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (oDRcK)
We need to get Trump to rescind the National Emergency order.
Because that is what is giving the Governors power to do stupid UnConstitutional shit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 08:19 PM (MVjcR)
250
I just looked at the satellite pic and damn!@ they blew the shit out of that over-priced motherf***er
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Space Force! Space Force! Kill em all, let GOD sort em out!
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 09, 2020 08:19 PM (rQ/Vt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:14 PM (oDRcK
Pro Tip: Don't hold your breath
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (85Gof)
We'll be fortunate if God smiles on us and we get to keep ours the way things are pointed.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 08:19 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (ejsiI)
Yup....they are still pissed about the Dassault Ouragan.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 09, 2020 08:19 PM (Z+IKu)
In our new turbo TransAm...
Posted by: Fearless Iranians From Hell at July 09, 2020 08:19 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:14 PM (oDRcK
Pro Tip: Don't hold your breath
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (85Gof)
*************
Substitute Democrat party for Iran and add freedom of speech for Conservatives and this is my daily prayer.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2020 08:19 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: DePawn Jackson at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (EgshT)
https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/
1281353463226601488
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020
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And Governor, and Public Health director, and many county executives, mayors, etc., etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2020 08:16 PM (Rvt8
________________________________________
Visited my parents recently who are up there north of their 80's. I asked them if they were aware that their Health Secretary was a mentally ill old man who like to wear dresses and make-up. The expressions were priceless. And, knowing my mom, that little bit of information was the major discussion of the entire neighborhood for the last week. The neighbors probably had no idea either.
I love stirring it up.
Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (H9UzW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (85Gof)
We'll be fortunate if God smiles on us and we get to keep ours the way things are pointed.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 08:19 PM (Ojki1)
In the Old Testament, God was known for testing the faith of his followers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 08:17 PM (f+pTH)
yes. he said it is the kind of sneaky thing hitler would do, like bombing Pearl Harbor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (85Gof)
I just watched 2 Joe Biden clips from a speech he attempted to give and there are two thing that are obvious:
1. He's attempting to sell me a reverse mortgage and then offer me a hard candy.
2. A second wave of dementia is hitting him.
Oh, and the Israelis did it.
Posted by: MJ at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: JPV at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (T6elx)
Posted by: Chris Knight.. at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (NgKpN)
Depends, is there popcorn at the site as well?
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (QBHET)
Posted by: Allie at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Not nearly enough.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH!
#twoweeks
Posted by: Mossad at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (WvQcX)
Baluchi Lives Matter?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2020 08:22 PM (ejsiI)
284 Dont know why but "Hey Man Nice Shot" by Filter popped into my head when I read ace's headline on this.
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (QBHET)
----
Great tune.
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 08:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)
I woke up in paper clothes once, but that was after primo shit and a bottle of JD
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (QBHET)
If you listen to enough Filter, you eventually realize that about 95% of their songs are about how much Richard Patrick hates God.
Posted by: Allie at July 09, 2020 08:22 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 08:22 PM (sWM8x)
I agree; I think you should consider writing to the WH and telling him that.
The latest super scientific theory is that COVID is airborne and so you can become infected across a room when people are belting out "Amazing Grace" or the Maariv prayers in synagogue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:22 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 08:23 PM (tQASX)
"So y'all just come on down to New Deal Used Centrifuges! Did ya here what I said? NEW DEAL USED CENTRIFUGES! DIDJA HEAR WHAT I SAID???"
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 09, 2020 08:23 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:23 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (QBHET)
Yeah, that's weird. I see nothing in that headline about a PA state Sen offing himself at a press conference.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2020 08:23 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:24 PM (QBHET)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 08:22 PM (sWM8x)
2 Carriers and escorts.
Heard a week or so ago it was supposed to be three, so not sure what happened there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:24 PM (NgKpN)
Great!; I also pray about the U.S. too
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:24 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2020 08:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (NgKpN)
He also shows that at times He is tired of the shit, and let's consequences happen.
I'm praying for the "test" not "future example" outcome.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 08:24 PM (Ojki1)
Iranian scientist 1: The centrifuge you put in? What was it labeled?
Iranian scientist 2: Abby something.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2020 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:22 PM (oDRcK)
I saw this earlier today, and didn't read the silly thing, but maybe I'm slow. Whoever said it was NOT airborne?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:25 PM (hku12)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:25 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 08:23 PM (tQASX)
But a State Governor cannot deny you US Constitutional Rights without getting challenged in Federal Court.
Right now the Fed Courts are siding with Govs because its a Nationally declared disaster.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:25 PM (NgKpN)
Iranian scientist 2: Abby something.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2020 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:25 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: klaftern at July 09, 2020 08:25 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (QBHET)
Yeah, that's weird. I see nothing in that headline about a PA state Sen offing himself at a press conference.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Nor a brawl between the Avalanche and Red Wings. Very weird.
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:26 PM (QBHET)
Posted by: Drink Like Mohammed Shindler at July 09, 2020 08:26 PM (Yi0TC)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Emily Compagno on Fox is reporting that Ghislaine Maxwell has copies of everything Epstein had. And the prison has her wearing paper clothes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Her paper clothes will inexplicably combust.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2020 08:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:26 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (NgKpN)
Like now? Most of his self described intermediaries are fucking up badly.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 08:26 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 09, 2020 08:27 PM (YJAfx)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Inogame at July 09, 2020 08:27 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2020 08:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
That was great. I like the skipper. "lets drop some lead on those motherfuckers" lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2020 08:27 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2020 08:27 PM (axyOa)
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Carrier groups, I think. Flying a B-52 on a 28-hour mission from Louisiana was a nice touch, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 08:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: John McCain at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM
Guess where those Brussels Sprouts that'll be dinner soon were just hours ago, John!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Allie at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (vmRc0)
Still, it's gotta be easier with an ally in the White House rather than an enemy who'll leak everything he can to Iran to undermine Israel.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Richard Head at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (rQ/Vt)
The latest super scientific theory is that COVID is airborne and so you can become infected across a room when people are belting out "Amazing Grace" or the Maariv prayers in synagogue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Amazingly, you are perfectly safe is you shout "Black Lives Matter!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I'm guessing ululating is totes cool, though.
Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (P1f+c)
. I'm waiting for Murphy to institute this. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:26 PM (nRWPy)
Attack Subs for sure, but I doubt the Boomers are that close...no reason for them to be. They tend to hide in the deep from a safe distance
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (85Gof)
- MSM
Posted by: Poster X at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (E6WxS)
Posted by: Floridachick at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (mS1SA)
Iranian scientist 2: Abby something.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2020 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:25 PM
...
That's awesome
Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:20 PM (NgKpN)
Like now? Most of his self described intermediaries are fucking up badly.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 08:26 PM (y7DUB)
You know, I'm really hating how the teevee version of Preacher is messing up the story line.
I just finished season 2, and one of the few things I got a kick out of this season was having the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury together, trying to come up with explanations for why God is missing.
I kinda think the higher you get in the hierarchy, the further you get from God.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (hku12)
No one will work and everyone will be required to watch two Monty Python films or five episodes of Flying Circus.
I'm working on more laws.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 09, 2020 08:27 PM
Are you referring to acetyl, or acetone?
Are you phenol right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:25 PM (nRWPy)
Carrier Groups have really changed over the years.
Used to be 14 ships. Now its sometimes down to 5.
Not sure what is deployed right now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:30 PM (NgKpN)
184
I bet it was SPACE FORCE!!!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 08:02 PM (MVjcR)
Space Force for the WIN! Trump told you you would never get tired of Winning!
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 09, 2020 08:13 PM (rQ/Vt)
Crossbow Project?
Posted by: Chris Knight.. at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (NgKpN)
Operation Triple Cross.
(I will be impressed if anyone gets that...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 09, 2020 08:30 PM (0ReGO)
Apparently you are because that's outside. We all are supposed to be HEPA filters for the air conditioning units, I suppose.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:30 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2020 08:30 PM (2HIdp)
It was always airborne, did you think people were licking each other? I mean other than that California congresswoman whatshername.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:30 PM (nRWPy)
Democrats now: how dare Republicans suggest we open schools in the fall?
Posted by: Poster X at July 09, 2020 08:31 PM (E6WxS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)
Weird, I came to check the cell after stepping a way for a moment and she was somehow hanging from a hemp rope.
With 6" knives in her back.
And an empty bottle of fish tank cleaner on the floor.
Maybe she was afraid of Covid-19 and was listening to Trump?
Posted by: Cell Guard Cillary Hlinton at July 09, 2020 08:31 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:31 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:26 PM (nRWPy)
Attack Subs for sure, but I doubt the Boomers are that close...no reason for them to be. They tend to hide in the deep from a safe distance
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (85Gof)
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Fuckin boomers.
Posted by: Gen X at July 09, 2020 08:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:31 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (ONvIw)
So, the State is willing to destroy a YEAR OF LIFE of our children, putting them behind for the rest of their lives.
Because of a bad case of flu. Oh, and that's a flu that children are 50x LESS likely to die from than a normal flu.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 08:32 PM (Yi0TC)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 09, 2020 08:32 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Esposito! at July 09, 2020 08:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (ONvIw)
So, the State is willing to destroy a YEAR OF LIFE of our children, putting them behind for the rest of their lives.
Because of a bad case of flu. Oh, and that's a flu that children are 50x LESS likely to die from than a normal flu.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:32 PM (NgKpN)
Um.
I think the escape from collectivist propaganda for a year might be a *good* thing, myself. ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 09, 2020 08:33 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 09, 2020 08:32 PM (cZjDV)
I don't know those 2 girls were hot..the black singer one and that blond
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:33 PM (85Gof)
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Quick question- is Paul Mirengoof over at Powerline one of the most
profoundly stupid people to ever walk the planet, or is it just him?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:31 PM (jjaLl)
He's a NeverTrumper, nuff said.
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 09, 2020 08:34 PM (rQ/Vt)
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My great grandmother went to any length to avoid saying something negative about anybody. If you asked her about someone she disliked, she'd say, "I don't love him so much."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 08:34 PM (sWM8x)
"Death/Suicide by Papercuts" according to future coroner reports.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 08:34 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 09, 2020 08:34 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (hku12)
Anyone here ever read the "Left Behind" series of books?
I liked them a lot, they are much better than that one Kirk Cameron movie would indicate.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:34 PM (jjaLl)
From now on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish!
Posted by: Esposito! at July 09, 2020 08:33 PM (I2/tG)
Makes notes...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:34 PM (WvQcX)
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Powerline has been baffling since the age of nevertrumpism to the point I un-bookmarked them and Mirengoff is why. The "good" just couldn't outweigh the trash.
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (QBHET)
Well, it's time to furlough ALL of the Employees then, isn't it?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (aOmu0)
Posted by: Esposito!
Everyone who is not yet 16 years old...
Is now....
16 years old!
Posted by: Blutarski at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (iTXRQ)
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I'd bet there are more copies out there.
Posted by: Pliney at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (nzKWW)
Not.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (nRWPy)
Sometimes we really luck out on opponents.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM
We are prepared to assist, o' honored Hall of Fame member!
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:32 PM (NgKpN)
It's their parents. 60% voted for virtual ed for the whole year and said they would NOT send their kids
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (ONvIw)
No one will work and everyone will be required to watch two Monty Python films or five episodes of Flying Circus.
I'm working on more laws.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (WvQcX)
As long as I can choose which movies.
Never have been able to enjoy The Meaning of Life.
Not sure if that is ironic or not either.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 08:36 PM (Ojki1)
He's not about getting out of bed to zoom.
I bet they try to do uniforms on zoom. They DO have uniform masks. No, seriously.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:36 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:36 PM (nRWPy)
******
Nah, I prefer conservative chick stories myself.
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:36 PM (QBHET)
nevertrumpism to the point I un-bookmarked them and Mirengoff is why.
The "good" just couldn't outweigh the trash.
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (QBHET)
Yeah, that's where I am, well said....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:36 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 09, 2020 08:36 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (nRWPy)
I think the escape from collectivist propaganda for a year might be a *good* thing, myself. ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 09, 2020 08:33 PM (0ReGO)
Concur. Close all the overpriced indoctrination day care centers.
The utes ain't learning shit anyways.
And repeal the child labor laws and put their asses to work.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (EgshT)
I don't know who said it wasn't, but Betsy McCaughey in today's NY post has an article called "Air of Menace" about indoor ventilation being the key to fighting COVID
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (oDRcK)
I'm working on more laws.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (WvQcX)
Back in College, used to get baked and Watch Flying circus, was HILARIOUS then.
Now, I try to watch it and don't get it.
Like the famous Lupin Bandit stuff. Hell, it was an inside joke back in the day.
Now? just.... weird.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (NgKpN)
It's amazing - the rest of Powerline is reasonable (if occasionally naive), and Mirengoff is a flat-out DC Swamp creature.
I've stopped clicking on his articles, in the hopes that the rest of Powerline will get the hint.
Here's Mirengoff today on Judge Sullivan's continued torturing of General Flynn:
I'll say this for Judge Emmet Sullivan, he's a persistent old cuss.
That judge is just a lovable old cuss, isn't he?
Note to Mirengoff: what Sullivan is doing isn't funny, and it isn't cute.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (I2/tG)
Well, it's time to furlough ALL of the Employees then, isn't it?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (aOmu0)
And suspend property taxes.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (nRWPy)
>Like the famous Lupin Bandit stuff. Hell, it was an inside joke back in the day.
>>Now? just.... weird.
JackStraw can help you fix that.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 08:39 PM (x2YlY)
Posted by: Oscar Skorzeny at July 09, 2020 08:39 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM
We are prepared to assist, o' honored Hall of Fame member!
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (DMUuz)
Law number two:
If you require welfare from the state, you shall be required to listen to two Yoko Ono albums in their entirety in order to pick up your check.
Yoko Appreciation shall continue until said person ceases taking welfare.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:39 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:29 PM (hku12)
Anyone here ever read the "Left Behind" series of books?
I liked them a lot, they are much better than that one Kirk Cameron movie would indicate.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:34 PM (jjaLl)
I'm vaguely familiar. Not sure I remember what the basic gist is though.
And for those of you who have not read/watched Preacher, it has obviously Christian themes, but it does not... shall we say, adhere to the traditional views on Divinity and all that.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:39 PM (hku12)
This is profoundly stupid
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (ONvIw)
Well, it's time to furlough ALL of the Employees then, isn't it?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (aOmu0)
That stands to reason.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (V2Yro)
Went to the grocery store this evening. I was the only soul not wearing a
mask. Our county begins Mandatory Maskapalooza tomorrow at 6:00PM.
We're fucked.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (EgshT)
I've been doing that for weeks- no mask- funny part is, all the Wegmans employees have been nothing but kind and helpful..... never had anyone, employee or customer, say jack shit to me......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (jjaLl)
Read one for the unbiblical comedy.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name
Decades ago I started reading them but I think I ran out of gas after about the 5th one or so.
I enjoyed them, while not really thinking they stuck too close to the Bible.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (x2YlY)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 08:34 PM (HhXSr)
We also have "Covid-19" on the repor...er, no we don't already have a report typed and sitting on the desk waiting to fill out just what day and time the suicide occurs. That's foolish talk.
*whimper* I don't want to be Arkanacided
Posted by: Coroner's office at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Pliney at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (nzKWW)
As Riggs said when she got invited to move from destroyers to the big boys - "Awesome!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (cZjDV)
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Why? It's not like it's his money.
Coulda bought everyone a Blm t shirt and a bottle of ripple.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:41 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:32
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No, silly. It's because all the teachers have underlying health conditions and are going to die.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 09, 2020 08:41 PM (U/sKK)
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Our schools are essentially closing for another YEAR
Well, it's time to furlough ALL of the Employees then, isn't it?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 08:35 PM (aOmu0)
And suspend property taxes.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (y7DUB)
Just think of all the money states will save on teachers pay. Don't need to pay em ifn they ain't workin!
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 09, 2020 08:41 PM (rQ/Vt)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 08:39 PM (x2YlY)
Jack is busy making a bid on The Mets
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:41 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 08:42 PM (sWM8x)
I enjoyed them, while not really thinking they stuck too close to the Bible.
There should be GREAT tribulation before the rapture. Not just, boom, youre gone.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 08:42 PM (nRWPy)
If you require welfare from the state, you shall be required to listen to two Yoko Ono albums in their entirety in order to pick up your check.
Yoko Appreciation shall continue until said person ceases taking welfare.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:39 PM (WvQcX)
Sorry, but Yoko falls under the Cruel and Unusually horribly bad Punishment clause of the Constitution.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Floridachick
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Agreed. Few sounds get the juices flowing like twin f-18s on afterburners right overhead. I live about 4 blocks from a small city airfield with a small AF presence. They could shatter one of sliding doors and I'd ove it.
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:42 PM (QBHET)
Try Mark Goodwin's books, starting with "Days of Elijah"
https://tinyurl.com/y9nempv4
Posted by: Bert G at July 09, 2020 08:42 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: JT at July 09, 2020 08:42 PM (arJlL)
And for those of you who have not read/watched Preacher, it has
obviously Christian themes, but it does not... shall we say, adhere to
the traditional views on Divinity and all that.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:39 PM (hku12)
It's a 12-book series that literally takes you from the Rapture to Jesus returning to defeat the Anti-Christ...... the authors are clergymen, so the prose leaves something to be desired, especially in the first couple of books.... but the story overshadows the weak writing......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:42 PM (jjaLl)
Rioting in NYC=AOK
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 08:43 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Captain Hate
Fkn amen to that. My kids' school system in Coonman's Virginia sent out a survey, and I actually filled it out. I wanted 100% in person, no masks, etc. Results came back either 100% online, or 2 days / week in person, so 60% online. I want 60% off my goddam taxes then.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 08:43 PM (Yi0TC)
Electricity reportedly cut in suburbs west of Tehran following mysterious explosion.
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/283312
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:43 PM (85Gof)
I always thought that the proper book cover for that title series of books would be a down-shot into a public commode desperately needing janitorial intervention.
"Left Behind"
"Based on Dispensational Scatology"
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 08:43 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:32
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No, silly. It's because all the teachers have underlying health conditions and are going to die.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 09, 2020 08:41 PM (U/sKK)
Well, Evil me says OK, it'll save a lot of pension money.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:43 PM (NgKpN)
The sound of freedom. I love them.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 09, 2020 08:43 PM (mS1SA)
'Splodey Days are here again!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 08:43 PM (pNxlR)
I don't know who said it wasn't, but Betsy McCaughey in today's NY post has an article called "Air of Menace" about indoor ventilation being the key to fighting COVID
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (oDRcK)
Honestly, I think they're just trolling now. Not even pretending any of this is based on epidemiology.
Masks on, masks off. Indoors/outdoors, these symptoms/those symptoms... every day it's a new contradiction on yesterday's news.
I think most people have caught on, but now it's about dividing us. Your grammy hears that nice man on the news say she should pay attention to itchy knees, and consarnit if her knee ain't itchin' today.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:44 PM (hku12)
Thought that was kinda funny. The way it led up to the redistribution of lupins to make sure he wasn't stealing from the poor to give to the rich.
I don't see how the show could be funny without being sober. Yeah, men in drag could be superficially funny, I guess; but it's what they did that was the funny bit.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 08:44 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: BurtTC
The God of a religion that started in a stable in Bethlehem, and not a palace in Rome.
Funny how that works, huh?
Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2020 08:45 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 08:43 PM (Yi0TC)
And who counted the votes?
Posted by: J. Stalin, Board of Edumucation at July 09, 2020 08:45 PM (NgKpN)
Well, John Bunyan was a clergyman and he didn't too badly in a novel, and it's not a novel but George Herbert's prose is sublime.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:45 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)
Iranian media reported an explosion in western Tehran in the early hours of Friday morning.
Iran's official IRIB news agency reported the blast, citing online reports of residents hearing the sound of the explosion in the city.
Some areas of Tehran experienced power outages after the blast, the report said.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 08:45 PM (I2/tG)
of course now nobody is doing any comedy at all, just political blah blah blah that loyal party members are supposed to pretend to "laugh" at.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 08:45 PM (V2Yro)
No, silly. It's because all the teachers have underlying health conditions and are going to die.
Then fire them all and relocate them to senior care facilities. Phil Murphy knows how to treat 'em right there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 08:46 PM (pNxlR)
Maybe the orthodox will object and a some on the High Holidays, but apart form that Jews are not regular attendees. This will put a cramp in the bar mitzvah season, but apart from that, no worries as long as the administration gets paid. And Jews pay a yearly fee, no collection plate.
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:46 PM (ONvIw)
"Based on Dispensational Scatology"
Posted by: at July 09, 2020 08:43 PM (C+evo)
Wow..... thanks for letting me know where you are coming from. I'm sure you are the smartest person in the basement you are in.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:46 PM (jjaLl)
Yes; It's about dividing us and it's hard to keep up with the latest developments and know what is true and what is not. It's not "settled science".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 09, 2020 08:46 PM (TOyHQ)
Yep and it's all fear-based. Nothing brings people to their knees more quickly than good old-fashioned fear.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 09, 2020 08:47 PM (EgshT)
What's the bid on forcing him to take them up to now?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 08:47 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Floridachick at July 09, 2020 08:47 PM (mS1SA)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 08:47 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 08:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 09, 2020 08:48 PM (w7KSn)
mask. Our county begins Mandatory Maskapalooza tomorrow at 6:00PM.
We're fucked.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 09, 2020 08:38 PM (EgshT)
Am communicating with a friend from college and she mentions she has mask that are comfortable, but when it get hot and humid even those are hard to wear and she understands why people don't want to wear them.
I deleted a reply about me only wearing them when forced or when going to a medical appointment (which is also forced really).
Not a battle that is worth having with her. But it tells me there is no point in driving 2 hours to meet up and talk either.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 08:48 PM (Ojki1)
How long til explodey incidents in Iran get blamed on Trump as some sort of 'wag the dog' scenario?
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (sWM8x)
Yep - new boom, early Friday morning in Teheran. (It's 5:18 AM there right now.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (I2/tG)
I saw the Obama Rants open for the Dementia's in 2019 at the Cow Palace!
Posted by: Richard Head at July 09, 2020 08:28 PM (rQ/Vt)
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So they stop by the house sometimes?!
Posted by: Hilliary at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 08:47 PM (buTO7)
?? War with who?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 08:46 PM (pNxlR)
I'm increasingly convinced that this wuflu shit is sinister. Why did the state push retired doctors and nurses to go back into work, while they were eliminating younger staff's jobs. I even got loud cell phone emergency alerts to do this in NJ. Seems they had to know older people were most affected. Turdballs
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (ONvIw)
It's a 12-book series that literally takes you from the Rapture to Jesus returning to defeat the Anti-Christ...... the authors are clergymen, so the prose leaves something to be desired, especially in the first couple of books.... but the story overshadows the weak writing......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:42 PM (jjaLl)
Really, that's more of a commitment to a fiction series than I'd be willing to make at this stage in my life. No matter how good it is, I just get tired of stories that go on and on.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 08:45 PM (V2Yro)
True. But give me Monty and the Carol Burnett Show and I'm good for this go round.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (WvQcX)
about dividing us.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:44 PM (hku12)
Once they told everyone to get outside and riot for two weeks that was the end of it for normal people. Trump shifted his tone after that because he could see it.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 08:50 PM (M7Sjc)
I did know what about paying for a "pew" but I was thinking of my son's doctor who is an Orthodox Jew and they have 300 members in their synagogue. He has not been for four months so as to save a place for a younger person which I think is a nice attitude. I think he's in his early 70's. He always calls me Reverend-which I didn't ask him to-but I think is a sign of respect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:50 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 09, 2020 08:41 PM (U/sKK)
...When?
Posted by: The Waco Kid at July 09, 2020 08:50 PM (Ojki1)
Blame the Iranians. Any country that can mistake an airliner taking off from its international airport for an incoming air strike is capable of a lot of stupidity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 08:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 09, 2020 08:50 PM (cZjDV)
That's not true. We're funny! We've got the clown noses and everything!
Posted by: The Daily Show at July 09, 2020 08:51 PM (HhXSr)
badly in a novel, and it's not a novel but George Herbert's prose is
sublime.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:45 PM (oDRcK)
Not clear on what you are saying here, Fen, I was just saying that the first few books of Left Behind had some horrible dialog and phrasing- but since the story was the important thing, I didn't really mind- in fact, I even chuckled at a few things some of the protagonists said......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:51 PM (jjaLl)
How long til explodey incidents in Iran get blamed on Trump as some sort of 'wag the dog' scenario?
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Wait till you find out the Dems paid Iran to do this in order to create a WTD scenario.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:51 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:50 PM (oDRcK)
Does he carry your groceries home? Now that is Respect
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:51 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Rmoney, King Maker at July 09, 2020 08:51 PM (Y274z)
What they shuffle the days around like three card monte and hope it fools the 'rona virus?
I used to laugh at the Cargo Cult people of the Pacific Islands during WWII.
In view of the insanity of today, those savages were sages in comparison.
At least they considered their bamboo aircraft and control tower to be the analog of duck decoys.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 08:51 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 08:51 PM (y7DUB)
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LOL it's like they are begging someone to do something.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 08:52 PM (M7Sjc)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:44 PM (hku12)
Not in NJ. People want schools shut and another year fucked over. Something else in happening and it ain't this coronavirus.
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:52 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 08:43
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No complaints here.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 09, 2020 08:52 PM (U/sKK)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 08:47 PM (buTO7)
?? War with who?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (85Gof)
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Israel and the US. Unless Israel admits to the bombings, who else would do it? So they declare "war", and screw up Gulf traffic for a year.
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 08:52 PM (buTO7)
Yes; It's about dividing us and it's hard to keep up with the latest developments and know what is true and what is not. It's not "settled science".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK)
I started this whole journey thinking I had a pretty good knowledge base on how viruses work, and then I started getting spooked by the idea that this thing was manufactured. In which case, predictable trends might not apply.
And then it all unfolded predictably. Really, exactly how a viral outbreak should go, given the conditions involved, the lockdowns, the misinformation...
This thing is not a mystery. It does what viruses do.
And at this point I've given up on trying to convince anyone who believes in the boogeyman they've been trying to sell us.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:53 PM (hku12)
No; I don't know where he lives. It might be a bit of a hike.
We have nice conversations; He tells me about some of his kids who live in Israel.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:53 PM (oDRcK)
series than I'd be willing to make at this stage in my life. No matter
how good it is, I just get tired of stories that go on and on.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (hku12)
I totally get that- my thing was I had to find out the end, as the authors saw it, so I was stuck looking in used bookstores to complete the series...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:53 PM (jjaLl)
Don't care, won't wear them. I'm still going to swim nude in front of the broads on my protective detail.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2020 08:53 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 08:53 PM (M7Sjc)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 08:52 PM (buTO7)
Short War
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:53 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (jjaLl)
Thank goodness for Wegmans and Harris Teeter in my area! Neither has said a word to me.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 08:54 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo
*gestures like The Godfather, whilst petting a white cat*
"Whattaya gonna do . . . ?"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 08:54 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:50 PM (oDRcK)
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I've worked two different jobs where Jews volunteered to work Christian holidays so the rest of us could take off. I've always thought that was one of the most generous things I've ever seen.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 08:54 PM (sWM8x)
Time for 4chan to "discover" a crude map made by Epstein and kept squirreled away by Ghislane that shows where all of this blackmail evidence is stashed.
Then set up cameras and what-not to see who shows up.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 08:54 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:15 PM (oDRcK)
GOOD news!
Posted by: Flyover at July 09, 2020 08:54 PM (Rbu5d)
388 It occurred to me that a bunch of Obama's Billions just went Bye Bye.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 08:40 PM (V2Yro)
Probably the wooden pallets on which they were delivered, too.
Trump should appoint Ben Rhodes Minister Plenipotentiary to Iran, toss his whiny ass on a military plane and then have him bail out (with a chute, of course), over Tehran.
"Go home to your brudders!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 08:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 08:54 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:55 PM (oDRcK)
Joey Robinette, you misspelled reporters. Pour soul.
Posted by: Infidel at July 09, 2020 08:55 PM (Tt+tJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:44 PM (hku12)
Not in NJ. People want schools shut and another year fucked over. Something else in happening and it ain't this coronavirus.
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:52 PM (ONvIw)
Honestly, I can't and won't speak for the blue states.
When I say "people have caught on" I mean sane people. Those who keep electing Democrats, in big cities and in blue states in general, I don't count them among the sane.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:55 PM (hku12)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 09, 2020 08:56 PM (cknjq)
Call ups, movements, etc. besides the regular situation.
Be good to see Iran get flushed down the shitter once and for all.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 09, 2020 08:56 PM (Z+IKu)
May the Islamic Republic be blessed with many more examples!
Posted by: Mullah Miklos, freelance Mahdi at July 09, 2020 08:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 08:56 PM (JKNZq)
Call ups, movements, etc. besides the regular situation.
Be good to see Iran get flushed down the shitter once and for all.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 09, 2020 08:56 PM (Z+IKu)
No unusual movements at this moment
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:56 PM (85Gof)
Thank goodness for Wegmans and Harris Teeter in my area! Neither has said a word to me.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 08:54 PM (eTZoJ)
WORD!!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:56 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: BurtTC
I think it's the difference between "airborne while stuck to a particle of water or snot or something" and "airborne all by its lonesome".
Masks may help with the former.
Masks will do fcku-all for the latter.
We need to find a way to keep people indoors until... let's say November 4th.
Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2020 08:57 PM (P1f+c)
series than I'd be willing to make at this stage in my life. No matter
how good it is, I just get tired of stories that go on and on.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (hku12)
I totally get that- my thing was I had to find out the end, as the authors saw it, so I was stuck looking in used bookstores to complete the series...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 08:53 PM (jjaLl)
Heh, I'm just getting too cantankerous to give authors, or more frequently, teevee show producers, my attention all the way to the end UNLESS they've really earned it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)
I was responding to your comment that the prose was bad because the authors are clergymen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:57 PM (oDRcK)
I did not get my new Ruger today
it has been 28 hrs since I initiated the background check
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:57 PM (iTXRQ)
I did know what about paying for a "pew" but I was thinking of my son's doctor who is an Orthodox Jew and they have 300 members in their synagogue. He has not been for four months so as to save a place for a younger person which I think is a nice attitude. I think he's in his early 70's. He always calls me Reverend-which I didn't ask him to-but I think is a sign of respect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:50 PM (oDRcK)
Yep, we pay "dues". Few people are regulars, High Holidays are packed, many people drop out after their kids finish their party year. I'm not sure if my former congregation will survive, I hope they don't. We went to services at Princeton U last year. Conservative, which were ok. This year we'll watch some cheap online service and save the money.
This wuflu is ridiculous
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:57 PM (ONvIw)
All I can say is I hope they bought the warranty.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 09, 2020 08:57 PM (JioHo)
Blame the Iranians. Any country that can mistake an airliner taking off from its international airport for an incoming air strike is capable of a lot of stupidity.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
How about the Vincennes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2020 08:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: J. Stalin
Shit, Uncle Joe. My county's full of yer fellow travellers. Don't need funny counting given who was casting the votes!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 08:58 PM (Yi0TC)
Israel will continue its yearly setting back of Iran's nuclear program with sneaky splodey stuff.
Diplomacy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:58 PM (WvQcX)
Expecting retaliation from the Iranians.
'Rona is a serious problem in the IDF at the moment.
They canceled a major exercise next month for "budgetary reasons".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 08:58 PM (I2/tG)
Not in NJ. People want schools shut and another year fucked over. Something else in happening and it ain't this coronavirus.Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 08:52 PM (ONvIw
I think it depends on the school district.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:58 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 08:58 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:56 PM (85Gof)
Thanks NG!
God Bless Israel and her IDF and let's hope the mullahs days are numbered.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (Z+IKu)
225 Bomb, bomb, bomb. Bomb Iran.
- John McCain.
Too soon?
Posted by: Darth Randall
The full story:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb_Iran
""Bomb Iran" (or "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran") is the name of several parodies of the Regents' 1961 song "Barbara Ann", originally written by Fred Fassert and popularized in a "party" cover version by the Beach Boys in 1965. The most popular of the parodies was recorded by Vince Vance & The Valiants in 1980. "Bomb Iran" gained a resurgence in notoriety in 2007 during John McCain's 2008 presidential campaign.
Origins
In reaction to the Iran hostage crisis which began in November 1979, the first publicly known version of this parody was recorded by a group called "The Baritone Dwarfs" and aired on the radio in Boston in December 1979.[1][2]
A second version, with different lyrics, aired on KIXS-FM (now KGSR) in Killeen, Texas (which broadcasts to the military institution Fort Hood) for a single weekend in January 1980.[1] At least five more "Bomb Iran" songs were written and copyrighted in 1980.[3][4][5] The lyrics have the line Tell the Ayatollah..."Gonna put you in a box!, which refers to ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini.[6][7]
In addition to these parodies, another version of "Bomb Iran" was written by radio personalities Dana Michaels and Tom Rivers. This version of the song was produced by Rivers and performed by Michaels (guitar and vocals), Ernie Norris (guitar and vocals), John Rode (guitar and vocals), Mark Lewis (vocals), and Tony Blake (vocals), who called themselves the "Not Current in This Time Zone Singers".[8] It was first aired on KFQD Radio (where Rivers was program director) in Anchorage, Alaska on April 25, 1980,[9] immediately after an attempt to rescue the American hostages in Tehran failed. Rivers later wrote in Billboard Magazine, "...the phones lit up like a Christmas tree. We logged more than 20,000 calls in three days...and they were 97 percent positive."[10] Because of the song's popularity in Australia and New Zealand, EMI Records called Rivers to discuss a possible recording contract and tour.[8]
Another version of "Bomb Iran" was recorded in 1980 by a group called "J.C. & the B-1 Bombers".[11]
Vince Vance & The Valiants
The most popular version of "Bomb Iran" was recorded by Vince Vance & The Valiants in 1980.[12] The single was popular and frequently requested on the radio, but never charted because it lacked distribution and the rights to the music were not properly acquired."
And here's the original 45 rpm version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVWpcKmz1t0
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (5PZrP)
You live near Princeton? A good conservative friend moved there a year ago. Retired Dentist from NY. Moved there to be closer to his kids who work at Exon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:57 PM (iTXRQ
I bet the four people at the FBI doing the checks are a tad swamped.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (M7Sjc)
There is no real opposition party and all the newspapers are in the pocket of the Dems and the Dems are in the pocket of the Teacher's Union
There are conservatives here and sane people but we have virtually NO say.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 09:00 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 08:47 PM (buTO7)
?? War with who?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:49 PM (85Gof)
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Israel and the US. Unless Israel admits to the bombings, who else would do it? So they declare "war", and screw up Gulf traffic for a year.
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 08:52 PM (buTO7)
It's Iran. If the Ayatollah wants to go to war, they just go to war. They don't have to gin up public support. And it isn't like launching a surprise war against Israel will cause much of a fuss in the UN either.
Posted by: The Waco Kid at July 09, 2020 09:00 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 09, 2020 07:42 PM (GbPPJ)
I dimly remember seeing an old movie from the '30's, a comedy. Don't remember if it was the Stooges, or Laurel and Hardy, or the Marx Brothers. There was a gang of safecrackers sneaking into a building, and one was carrying a bottle of nitroglycerin which dribbled on the ground. And following behind was a duck, which lapped up the nitro. And then laid an egg, which rolled off the counter and exploded.
It was a hella funny scene, and if I could find it, I'd keep a link to post on days like today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 09:00 PM (+XzCS)
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse
Don't phucking tease me like that. Are you gonna swallow or just give me the hand d job?
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 09, 2020 09:00 PM (VcFUs)
When I say "people have caught on" I mean sane people. Those who keep electing Democrats, in big cities and in blue states in general, I don't count them among the sane.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:55 PM (hku12)
NJ is not sane. But this isn't "wine moms", these are about 60% Chinese and Indian. Normally they are aggressively pro schooling. This hysteria is unbelievable. I used to dream of a haldol mist, wish I had it now. People are not thinking clearly
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 09:00 PM (ONvIw)
They canceled a major exercise next month for "budgetary reasons".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 08:58 PM (I2/tG)
Yup that also.
For what it is worth it is running pretty heavy at our Boot Camp Sites here in America also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 09:00 PM (85Gof)
his whiny ass on a military plane and then have him bail out (with a
chute, of course), over Tehran."
Can I supply the chute? Perfectly functional. It will be like the opening skiing scene of "The Spy Who Loved Me" but instead of the Union Jack, he will float gently down into Tehran under the flag of Israel.
Posted by: FlimFlammed at July 09, 2020 09:01 PM (ZTDnL)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 09, 2020 09:01 PM (/6GbT)
All the f**king time.
Why it's almost as if the Jews G-d is MORE powerful than the Iranian's G-d.
Almost. *tee-hee*
(P.S. Ayatollah K. that's OUR god too. The Christian's I mean)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 09, 2020 09:01 PM (ZUlgm)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:01 PM (5PZrP)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:57 PM (oDRcK)
I got it, I was just saying that these two particular guys were kind of amateurish in the first couple of books, I was not making a sweeping statement on the writing proficiency of members of the clergy..... sort of surprised you took it that way.......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 09:02 PM (jjaLl)
Wasn't the usual proxy for the Pentagram planning something was the massively large orders of delivered pizza?
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:02 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Drink Like John Lee Hooker at July 09, 2020 09:02 PM (Yi0TC)
Popping in to the previous thread, I see there is such a thing as "Convert White Supremacy".
Is that where supremacists come around in pairs making house calls to in order to chat with you about the Gospel according to Casper the Friendly Ghost?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 09:02 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: at July 09, 2020 09:02 PM (C+evo)
LOL. I never heard that but maybe
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 09:03 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 09:03 PM (oDRcK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVWpcKmz1t0
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (HEEq1)
Yet another reason I love this place!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:03 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Joe "Miklos" Biden at July 09, 2020 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 09:04 PM (MVjcR)
It gets worse.
Lets say that you are a welfare brood mare that has five school aged children in your Section 8 housing unit.
Each and every one of them will need their very own computer and broadband internet service in order for them to do their schoolwork.
Expect profit margins to go up for all of the Chinese computer manufacturers as they fill those orders in the next few months.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:04 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2020 09:04 PM (46KNC)
Remember a few months ago when Iran's Supreme Leader said that Israel was allied with djinn (elves)?
They left that bit off the official transcript of his speech.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 09:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Post Oppressive Logical Supremacy Miklos at July 09, 2020 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)
Yep. It's incredibly blue and highly immigrant populated. Between schools (if you go to the public schools and exhaust the curriculum you qualify to attend Princeton U classes in that/those subjects free your senior year) and location it attracts a "diverse" population. I think some people like the train service to NYC as the "night life" and entertainment suck if you're not into University concerts or the IAS stuff.
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 09:05 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (5PZrP)
When they're done there they should hit the commies here
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 09, 2020 09:05 PM (AbSDA)
509 It's not the teachers we can get rid of. We can dump all those computers, laptops and tablets they insist kids need for school.
Excise, with extreme prejudice, all the superfluous administrative overhead -- and by this I mean, "position eliminated, buh-bye!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 09:05 PM (pNxlR)
You have a C30J circling at 9000 feet all over "Avon Park Air Force Range", but they're from Pensacola, so I bet they're just practicing.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 09:05 PM (B2mhs)
Posted by: OCBill at July 09, 2020 09:05 PM (Ij9pi)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)
Oh come on, Newton, Einstein, and Heisenberg could never have down their work without computers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:05 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2020 09:05 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 08:53 PM (hku12)
Here in Ohio we've got a typical GOPe Governor trying to score points with the enemedia. I've even contacted the state party to register my disgust. In two years his new "friends" won't vote for him and neither will I.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 09:05 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 09, 2020 09:06 PM (MPZz2)
Bomb, bomb, Iran
Posted by: Braenyard
First, I like to try Betty Sue of the Great Satan.
Posted by: Supreme Leader at July 09, 2020 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:07 PM (5PZrP)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 09, 2020 07:39 PM (cknjq)
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So outrageous it's going to take beagles a few days to wrap their heads around it.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2020 09:07 PM (46KNC)
They left that bit off the official transcript of his speech.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 09:04 PM (I2/tG)
I always equated djinns with orcs, not elves!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:07 PM (eTZoJ)
We're so crazy, we make a parachute out of a screen door. But we ran out of FlexSeal. Oops.
Posted by: Drink Like Phil Swift at July 09, 2020 09:07 PM (Yi0TC)
Half the country is theirs to rape and pillage and be fully exempt from state prosecutors(police soon to follow).
Posted by: Drider at July 09, 2020 09:07 PM (R/UH9)
Just had to share this with everyone. This is a preview of most of Ruben Navarette's upcoming column. Ruben's the same guy who got in trouble for praising Rush last year.
Trump's Fourth of July speech was divine, not divisive
By RUBEN NAVARRETTE JR.
(c) 2020, The Washington Post
SAN DIEGO - This being an election year, and with the media determined to send President Donald Trump into retirement, we shouldn't expect to hear anyone give Trump credit for anything. All they have to offer is blame -- and criticism.
Even as a Trump critic myself -- and an original Never Trumper who has despised the real estate mogul since June 2015, when he declared his White House bid and revved up the crowd by essentially calling my Mexican grandfather a criminal, rapist, and drug dealer -- I get sick of it.
No president gets everything wrong, or everything right. Whether we're talking about CNN on the left or Fox News on the right, the media is always trying to hypnotize the public. Why not just report events?
Trump haters are stuck on the narrative that failed Democrats in the 2016 election, i.e. Trump is a bad person.
Why, even going to Mt. Rushmore to praise America on the Fourth of July, we are told, is a diabolical attempt by an evil president to stoke divisions and start a 'culture war.'
If there is a war, the first shot was fired decades ago. In the words of Billy Joel, Trump didn't start the fire.
I don't think the left has thought out this line of attack. It takes as least two parties to go to war. If Trump supports America, then can we assume that his opponents are against America? Is that really where anti-Trump liberals want to make their stand?
The 2020 election should be about a whole host of things - from reviving the economy to battling the coronavirus to curbing police violence. Instead, the election could boil down to how we all feel about America.
I'll play along. I don't care for Trump, but I love America. And I liked his speech.
'We declare that the United States of America is the most just and exceptional nation ever to exist on Earth,' Trump told cheering supporters.
Now that the activist fringe has succeeded in pulling Biden to the left and away from the moderate center, whenever the Democratic candidate talks about America, his robotic cadence sounds like this: 'We won't just rebuild this nation. We'll transform it.'
You know who's been transformed? Joe Biden. To think that this is the same guy who, in 2008, Barack Obama put on the ticket because the Delaware senator had built his whole brand around being the "working-class whisperer." While Democrats abandoned their common man roots and became the party of coastal elites, Biden remained connected to blue-collar folks who wear hard hats and carry lunch buckets.
This year, Trump's campaign message is obviously: 'America the Beautiful.' Biden's message seems to be: 'America the Broken.'
That's a stark choice. Which message do you suppose will resonate with more Americans?
Yeah, me too. I was afraid of that. Most Americans think the country is like a house that could use a touch up, a little paint, maybe some minor repairs. But America does not need to be torn down to the studs and rebuilt with safe spaces, 'woke' culture, and police-free CHOP zones.
Our country is not perfect. But nor is she, as many on the left claim, rotten to her core. The left wants to give America a stern scolding. It's going to wind up giving Trump something he doesn't deserve: four more years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
I think we have reached peak judicial incompetence!
At least that is my hope, because if we haven't, I really am afraid of what happens next!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:09 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Captain Hate
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Don't forget Dr. Amy. She wore a lab coat during every one of her news conferences so she must be oh so very shmart. DeWhine, I pray, is toast.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2020 09:09 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Weasel
Oblig.:
https://tinyurl.com/WZ---MHtH
Bonus Track:
https://tinyurl.com/RZ---Living-Dead-Girl
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 09:09 PM (BM2fS)
I wonder what the student-to-employee ratio is now?
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 09:10 PM (2nFxy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 08:58 PM (oDRcK)
Maybe. But the restrictions are onerous. The local districts are not considering more than half day every other week. Masks, daily temp scans, gallons of sanitizer, no gym, no meals, no activities.
However, most people don't want any school time, all virtual. And the all virtual will be accommodated, the people who want regular school can piss off
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 09:10 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: klaftern at July 09, 2020 09:10 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 09:10 PM (JKNZq)
Can't wait to hear what Salcedo has to say about this.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:11 PM (5PZrP)
I think the interim solution would be a Magic 8 Ball.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:12 PM (C+evo)
44 years on the winning side in the cities and capitals and media and colleges, Joe. Great slogan.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 09:12 PM (UMXod)
Yes; I've read that about some districts. I think it's very unfair to people who think schools should be opened.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 09:12 PM (oDRcK)
I think we have reached peak judicial incompetence!
At least that is my hope, because if we haven't, I really am afraid of what happens next!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:09 PM (eTZoJ)
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It's time to rethink the supreme court.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2020 09:13 PM (46KNC)
Ruben is quite liberal on some topics (such as DACA), but he's the last MSM voice I can stand to listen to, because he is so willing to call out the left for all its BS.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 09:14 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 09:12 PM (oDRcK)
The NJ re-opening regs are a mess. I don't think the schools mind having 60% go all virtual. Can you imagine rows of little ones separated by plexiglass?
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 09:14 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2020 09:09 PM (Rvt8
That bugeyed goof was totally rolled by that lying trim.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 09, 2020 09:14 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Neil Gorsuch, Cocksucker at July 09, 2020 09:14 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 09:15 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2020 09:15 PM (95j/9)
But? He's gotten in tons of trouble with lefty readers because he almost always points out, whatever PDT's been doing wrong with and about illegals, Obama either began or invented.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)
it has been 28 hrs since I initiated the background check
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 08:57 PM (iTXRQ
I bet the four people at the FBI doing the checks are a tad swamped.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (WvQcX)
You really think they're running double shifts?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2020 09:16 PM (EGyGV)
Home schooling is superior in every way to the current situation offered by the government.
I wonder, of the people who want the schools open, do they see these places as kennels rather than a place to educate their offspring.
Would it be possible to consolidate some schools and have those who want the at-home experience stay cowering in their homes, and let those who like the prison-like atmosphere of government schools return there, and let the free-range children (home schoolers) show the world how its done?
makes more and more sense now why the marxists are doing away with college entrance based on merit and SAT scores and replacing it with Critical Theory rankings.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:17 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:17 PM (5PZrP)
533 Weasel, Thanks for letting me talk your ear off last night.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:07 PM (5PZrP)
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Always a pleasure! Oh, burned the DVDs today. Will mail tomorrow.
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 09:17 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 09:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2020 09:17 PM (XhWtx)
He's been watching ace's html lectures. "If it looks good, just hit 'Post' and go grab a soda. What's the worst that could happen?"
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 09:18 PM (/2aWP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 09:19 PM (oVJmc)
Nah, stuff them in those transparent eggs like in the Matrix and pipe their food and excrement.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:19 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 09:19 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2020 09:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 09:20 PM (JKNZq)
Saturday there's a Trump boat parade on the lake. We'll see how that mask order go over.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 09, 2020 09:20 PM (U/sKK)
Posted by: t-bird
Not very nice but I loled.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2020 09:21 PM (XTyi0)
******
Nah, I prefer conservative chick stories myself.
Posted by: Clint at July 09, 2020 08:36 PM (QBHET)
Stacy Abrams has Left Behind. In fact, she has a metric fuckton of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 09:21 PM (G14Xb)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 09, 2020 09:21 PM (U/sKK)
Hannity can't get a word in edge wise on Mark Levin. Levin just called the Dems crazy bastards. Trump is on now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 09, 2020 09:21 PM (AbSDA)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 09:22 PM (o1fzk)
I have talked to him a bunch. Brian and Hal have cookbooks so I get my emails read on the air.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:22 PM (5PZrP)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 09:22 PM (Yi0TC)
I assume you're speaking of homeschooling as "Classic" homeschooling as opposed to teachers from public school teaching online. I agree with you. However, some parents cannot stay home with their kids and Their younger kids won't cooperate if they've been used to teachers in school.
It's kind of mess for people to make other arrangements when school is supposed to begin in September
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 09:22 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 09:02 PM (jjaLl)
I was mostly pulling your leg.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 09:03 PM (oDRcK)
Well, then I was mostly over-reacting to what you said!!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 09:23 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 08:59 PM (WvQcX)
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You can't process background checks, whitewash Hillary's crimes and plot to depose the President in a regular shift. There are only so many hours in a day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 09:23 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 09:22 PM (o1fzk)
Roll that scotus is on we may not have homes to school them in.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2020 09:23 PM (46KNC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 09:21 PM (G14Xb)
That is gross and I denounce myself for laughing!!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 09:24 PM (jjaLl)
hahaha
Just kidding. As has been pointed out, schools in NC with no kids in the seats and no rooms to heat, cool, or clean got 1/3 billion EXTRA
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 09, 2020 09:26 PM (C1ewN)
So you think the sub-retarded class of "teachers" who couldn't care less about their students and have no skills, no discipline authority nor respect at all from the parents, students or own administration are going to do a superior job than a parent?
Many people I know knew how to read before entering grade school. Certainly if Mom or Dad can balance a checkbook, they can teach a third grader how to compute.
And the Home schooling community has an enormous inventory of professional grade learning material, and co-ops have plenty of skilled parents who can easily teach HS level of STEM coursework.
No one is an island in the home-schooling world.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:26 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2020 09:26 PM (XhWtx)
Anyway, NC schools got 1/3rd billion EXTRA dollars for the COVID panic after they had closed down for the year.
Go ahead and square that circle.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 09, 2020 09:26 PM (C1ewN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 09:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Just a hunch: those "craters" don't look very well defined like they would if it was an impact-fused munition. Looks more like an air burst at just the right height to splatter the building flat. There are four countries whose armed forces that could do that:
1. Nobody
2. Nobody
3. Israel
4. 'Murica
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 09, 2020 09:27 PM (7Ezdo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)
LOL. Still a one, though. Bonus: wipe off on the lab coat instead of the curtains.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 09:28 PM (Yi0TC)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:22 PM (5PZrP)
Ben Had just checked, I can get WBAP 820 on the iHeart app. What time is this show?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:28 PM (eTZoJ)
How many divisions does Judas Roberts have?
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:28 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: JoeF.
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You're right - it is a huge undertaking. Our next door neighbors have four little girls, all under 8 yrs old. One of them is two. Mom is homeschooling them and you couldn't ask for more well-balanced, hard-working, bright little kids. Smart and inquisitive as hell and just a joy to be around.
But make no mistake, the mother works her ass off to get it done.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2020 09:28 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:28 PM (5PZrP)
Probably a case of not reading instructions during assembly.
Posted by: YIKES! at July 09, 2020 09:29 PM (t6XCL)
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Mr. Levin, it is never appropriate to be uncivil! How can we capture the moderates if we're uncivil?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2020 09:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 09:22 PM (Yi0TC)
The missing operative word there is "yet"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:30 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: "the penguin avatar" at July 09, 2020 09:26 PM (C+evo)
Wow, way to go. You make what I thought was a retarded comment in the last post (still think I'm right :lol
, and then you say this, which I 100% agree with....... so guess I have to re-evaluate.......Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 09:30 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 09:22 PM (o1fzk)
My parents are fairly clueless people about a lot of things but one thing they did right was teaching me how to read and insisting that I do read. I was well prepared for kindergarten when it came time.
So when I hear teachers bellyaching about how important their jobs are: nah.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2020 09:30 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Iranian Nuclear Program at July 09, 2020 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2020 09:30 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 09:21 PM (G14Xb)
My favorite "too good to check" recent story was that the Biden team dropped Abrams from consideration because they found her "repellent."
Posted by: Splunge at July 09, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: InCali at July 09, 2020 09:31 PM (9AFWN)
My, my, my.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2020 09:31 PM (Rvt88)
That is my experience in dealing with Home Schooled.
In a job interview, I can tell within a few minutes if the candidate has been home-schooled.
So many of them are switched on and socially intelligent.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:31 PM (C+evo)
As I heard it, Abrams wanted to swim with "Cobra".
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:32 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:32 PM (5PZrP)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2020 09:33 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Reuben Naivete at July 09, 2020 09:33 PM (aKsyK)
That is my experience in dealing with Home Schooled.
In a job interview, I can tell within a few minutes if the candidate has been home-schooled.
So many of them are switched on and socially intelligent.
A great many are. I was an outlier.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 09:33 PM (NWiLs)
My, my, my.
Posted by: Tonypete
Equal protection of the laws?
You guys.
Posted by: 14th Amendment Miklos at July 09, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)
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Even the germs give us shysters a wide berth.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 09:33 PM (wPVhA)
Looks like they jettisoned the Fourteenth Amendment too.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:33 PM (C+evo)
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Even the germs give us shysters a wide berth.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 09:33 PM (wPVhA)
Professional courtesy. Like sharks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs)
So many of them are switched on and socially intelligent.
Posted by: penguin icon
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So you are saying they show up on time? (15 min early)
LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2020 09:34 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: JT at July 09, 2020 09:34 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 09:35 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:32 PM (5PZrP)
They have to take the oath about what happens at a MoMee stays at a Momee, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:35 PM (eTZoJ)
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If she ever wanted to haul ass, she would need to take about 4 loads.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2020 09:35 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:36 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:36 PM (5PZrP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 09:37 PM (L2ZTs)
You pay the skool your brats go to and leave me and my wallet out of it.
$19.99 a month outta cover it. Cheaper than prison.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 09, 2020 09:37 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 09:33 PM (NWiLs)
Sometimes, you have to cultivate your natural skill set!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:37 PM (eTZoJ)
Well, duh. You never heard about Trump's visit to the TxMoMe did you?
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:37 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2020 09:38 PM (MVjcR)
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Plus, they could never afford to feed her. She eats a side of elephant a day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2020 09:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: X at July 09, 2020 09:37 PM (C+evo)
SO, that's who the masked man was?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:38 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 09:38 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:35 PM (eTZoJ)
Not just that one, probably the whole litany of oaths. And do the song, with the hand motions and everything.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 09, 2020 09:38 PM (t+qrx)
Our Governor did the same but said you didn't have to do it outside if you can be socially distant. When I'm walking down the canal with my spouse and it's it 6:00 in the morning I am sure as heck not going to be wearing a mask.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 09:38 PM (oDRcK)
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That goes with the second law of Morons..."pics or it didn't happen"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2020 09:39 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2020 09:38 PM (+y/Ru)
I betting it is the left side!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:39 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: JT at July 09, 2020 09:39 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2020 09:39 PM (5PZrP)
They had to take out the line about "cutting the black wire".
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2020 09:40 PM (UMXod)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 09, 2020 09:38 PM (t+qrx)
And the Ghanaian funeral coffin march!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:40 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 09:33 PM (NWiLs)
Sometimes, you have to cultivate your natural skill set!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:37 PM (eTZoJ)
I suppose. I do grow tired of it sometimes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Floridachick at July 09, 2020 09:40 PM (mS1SA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 09:41 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:40 PM (eTZoJ)
And when they get to the otter verse, they have to do the otter voice. Convincingly.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 09, 2020 09:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 09:43 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Hey!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 09:38 PM (BM2fS)
See? Case in point.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 09:43 PM (ONvIw)
That could get hilarious. Or creepy.
Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 09:44 PM (O7WkB)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2020 09:44 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)
I thought I recognized the voice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:44 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 09:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 09:45 PM (oDRcK)
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That would be, "OMG! WWJD?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2020 09:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Fen, you don't have to understand, you just have to comply!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:45 PM (eTZoJ)
That could get hilarious. Or creepy.
Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 09:44 PM (O7WkB)
Look, Fat, watch me turn wine into water!
*urinates on the ficus*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2020 09:46 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Floridachick at July 09, 2020 09:40 PM (mS1SA)
Awesome idea. You would be able to hear the howling from the dark side of the moon.
Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 09:46 PM (O7WkB)
https://tinyurl.com/ycw2cpev
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2020 09:47 PM (Rvt88)
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That would be, "OMG! WWJD?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2020 09:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Totes!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
Well, f*ck. Just got to the lake and daughter just said Ky Gov.
Beshears just signed order everyone must wear mask in the state...
outdoors. LOL.
Saturday there's a Trump boat parade on the lake. We'll see how that mask order go over.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 09, 2020 09:20 PM (U/sKK)
olddog, what lake in MO? (don't think I've ever asked a dog a question before)
Posted by: DooDad at July 09, 2020 09:47 PM (SnLSx)
When he arrived around 11:30 a.m., two or three men shouted "douchebag de Blasio" at Hizzoner as he crossed the street.
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 09:47 PM (X5CsJ)
USA Today-owned fish rap has a head line--with a straight face--"Trump May Deny Funds to Schools that Refuse to Reopen."
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 09:48 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 09:47 PM (X5CsJ)
Did the men survive the arrest?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 09:49 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Now you understand that this is a Dystopian version of Simon Says.
You can't control an innocent man, you must make him a criminal first.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:51 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 09:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Tie iron or Louisville Slugger
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2020 09:52 PM (q3Swj)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 09:47 PM (X5CsJ)
That's the nicest thing you can call that assclown
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 09, 2020 09:52 PM (/LLUz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2020 09:52 PM (q3Swj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 09:53 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2020 09:52 PM (q3Swj)
don't want them dead, just punished into submission to my will
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Especially if they just painted over the potholes.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:53 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2020 09:54 PM (+y/Ru)
That would be one hell of an aerobic workout.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 09:55 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2020 09:56 PM (3IBvB)
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60s drama series about an alcoholic lawyer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2020 09:54 PM (+y/Ru)
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It was a good show until they added Cousin Oliver to sing a song at the end of each episode.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 09:56 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2020 09:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 09:57 PM (Yi0TC)
*Unilaterally declares the block in fron to Gracie Mansion as "The MAGA National Monument", has MAGA spelled out in gold bricks, puts the most 101st in charge of guarding it, and it's shoot to kill orders*
Trump
Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 09, 2020 09:58 PM (AiJty)
If they not open, why do they need the funds?
Oh wait...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 09, 2020 10:00 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at July 09, 2020 10:02 PM (pvqpT)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 10:06 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2020 10:08 PM (Yi0TC)
I think they are on Gen 3 now
Posted by: Unit 29155 at July 10, 2020 07:19 AM (OLIkx)
am in fact impressed to read all at one place.
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