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A Concise List of Things That Are Racist
By noted twitter intellectual Titania McGrath.
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020
(part 2)
Mahatma Gandhi
Cartoon characters
Milk
Roads pic.twitter.com/2sGThU7Qio
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020
(part 4)
Skincare products
Nurses
Butter
Applause pic.twitter.com/tm1CBHaPcf
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020
(part 6)
Soap
Toothpaste
White people speaking
White people not speaking pic.twitter.com/LxuNO0fdTe
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020
(part
Biological sex
Asking how are you?
The Oscars
Knitting pic.twitter.com/J2IRGrOFRL
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020
(part 10)
The countryside
The suffragette movement
The medal for the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George
Fish pic.twitter.com/QpddYFd6iF
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020
(part 12)
Classical music
Horse racing
Trying not to be racist
Being nice pic.twitter.com/phrvAEsjW1
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020
(part 14)
The Lake District
Wives
Fawlty Towers
Reaction GIFs pic.twitter.com/aXy47cHYqt
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020
(part 16)
Science
Western philosophy
Libraries
Dogs pic.twitter.com/Ln54CbYYbT
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020
(part 1
Wine
Shoes
Having sex with black people
Not having sex with black people pic.twitter.com/4bUbUjlGX3
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 6)
Soap
Toothpaste
White people speaking
White people not speaking
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 09, 2020 02:31 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 09, 2020 02:31 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 02:31 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 09, 2020 02:32 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
Other things that are racist:
TheJamesMadison as first.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 02:32 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 09, 2020 02:32 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (uJfLv)
Posted by: tbodie at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (nlavE)
government control over every aspect of life. The result is a third
world shit hole. Lousy health care, high rates of poverty, obesity,
alcoholism, sexual abuse, illiteracy, drug abuse and crime.
Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (NWiLs)
This I'll bow out of this one, wait for a less twatter heavy post to come.
Maybe I'll do some work for a change.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (hku12)
Can I say that without being racist?
Posted by: tbodie at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (nlavE)
The word "that" is racist. This is known.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (gtdYu)
In their episode "Roots," the staff of Grace Brothers discover that Young Mr Grace's ancestors were black and the episode ends with a full-blackface minstrel number.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (2JVJo)
Sad.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker
Stomped on my next entry for things that are racist:
Days Ending in Y.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (uJfLv)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Reginald Denny at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (E22WK)
Also, anyone else notice that while a lot of these are from trash websites, a fair few are from once-legitimate outfits like Scientific freaking American?
And yet, they still bemoan the loss of institutional trust, and wonder how it happened.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (hYcqw)
In their episode "Roots," the staff of Grace Brothers discover that Young Mr Grace's ancestors were black and the episode ends with a full-blackface minstrel number.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (2JVJo)
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Hitchcock's movie Young and Innocent (his last British picture) ends with the main couple finding the real killer who's playing in a band that's all in blackface.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)
More importantly... does racism cause Global Warming?
Or does Global Warming cause racism?
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (s33b/)
Posted by: No one at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (t1zan)
Posted by: tbodie at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (nlavE)
Also... "defending yourself when being robbed/assaulted/raped by a POC." That's racist too.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
Other things that are racist:
TheJamesMadison as first.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 02:32 PM (AiZBA)
He races to be First.
ergo, Racist.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (QFqpA)
https://tinyurl.com/y9yh78pt
Their parents must be so proud.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Simplemind at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (E22WK)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (uJfLv)
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: Charles Kuecker at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (cF129)
Posted by: No one at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (t1zan)
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Apparently, so is telling someone to wash their funky ass and brush their teefs.
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (RU4sa)
1. Non-white people
2. The End
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (s33b/)
And when racism means everything it means nothing.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (O4K4J)
White people not speaking
Yep.
I also like to point out:
Whites moving out is racist, because White Flight.
Whites moving in is racist, because Gentrification.
Whites staying in their neighborhoods is racist, because Homogeneity.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (Pqytn)
I'm done.
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (RU4sa)
++++++++++++
This attitude is just a culmination of your white cis-gendered privilege and your unconscious desire to force your standards of sanitation oppressed communities of color. Your soap-based colonialism underscores your tendencies toward oppressing anyone who doesn't share your narrowly-defined world of privilege and entitlement. Be better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)
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That's the thing, though. It's written jokingly, but it's not.
Posted by: No one at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (t1zan)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (ZQ4sC)
Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (JgrP5)
And when racism means everything it means nothing.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (O4K4J)
Noting that everything is Racist.
Is Racist.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (NgKpN)
I had a boxer that was just downright racist. Don't know why, but that dog just didn't like blacks.
Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (1Dmt5)
1. Non-white people
2. The End
- - -
"Nope."
-- Candace Owens, Ben Carson, Clarence Thomas, Terry Crews
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (sjdRT)
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Go to YouTube and watch the READ A BOOK music video.
Posted by: No one at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (t1zan)
Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (ElqsY)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)
I remember when TIME asked women if they were "Mom enough" to breastfeed their sons even when they were well beyond the age when it was appropriate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: No one
GOLF CLAP and recommended!
Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (d6DSt)
He did find a woman who looks like the Twitter avatar, and she went out on tour and was hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTbXjksvsbI
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed a
OMG. I just had to look didn't I?
Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (oiNtH)
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That's the thing, though. It's written jokingly, but it's not.
Posted by: No one at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (t1zan)
Humor is based on two qualities.
Truth, and Cruelty.
For it to be funny, it has to have some semblance to the truth. And there is always the butt of a joke, even if its yourself.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (NgKpN)
I guess there have been past episodes of hysterical over reaction to nonsense. I remember panic over razor blades in apples when I was a child.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (5p7BC)
Not so fast, the list clearly said Mary Poppins is racist.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (ZGrMX)
1. Non-white people
2. The End
- - -
"Nope."
-- Candace Owens, Ben Carson, Clarence Thomas, Terry Crews
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++++
Fine.
1. Non-white people who don't disagree with us.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)
I guess there have been past episodes of hysterical over reaction to nonsense. I remember panic over razor blades in apples when I was a child.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (5p7BC
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I'd rather spend time at Camelot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (d6DSt)
-- Candace Owens, Ben Carson, Clarence Thomas, Terry Crews
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)
Damn you!
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (s33b/)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Menack
Cardboard box. Bar code.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (QFqpA)
ANd you will die alone.
Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (WX+x0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJlbkCcKnHw
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 02:42 PM (BM2fS)
Watching Prometheus is racist.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (QFqpA)
White Alien Privilege Everywhere.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 09, 2020 02:42 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (ZGrMX)
Must have been that blackface routine with the chimney sweeps.
Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:42 PM (mrrpT)
They came here for a reason - their own countries are shit holes. Upon arrival, they were never taught or cared to learn the reason why the US was not a shithole, so they strive to make the US a shithole like their old home, but with better weather and plumbing. Or, they know the reasons why the US is better than their shithole and that is why they are acting like assclowns.
We need a new national policy on immigration: Electrified Moose aiming a 50 cal at your skull out front shoulda told ya: we are CLOSED.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 09, 2020 02:42 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: Nonapod at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (CLP9I)
I love that the corporate response to all of this stuff is to completely eliminate representations of minorities, and the left is apparently OK with it.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)
Hmmmmmm????????
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (f2oVT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (JKNZq)
Now, that's racist, because you're asking a black person to teach you. Instead it's up to you to go teach yourself. Of course, it's all one big Kafkatrap, because as you can see from Titania's list, everything is racist.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (YYlyE)
And when racism means everything it means nothing.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (O4K4J)
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Wisest line in any movie might be what Brad Bird wrote in The Incredibles - "When everyone is super, then no one will be"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (QFqpA)
Do they still make those generic products that were just white boxes with black lettering? Although that would probably be racist, too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (j0qnN)
Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: StefanH at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (LDja2)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)
Generic packaging is racist as the Black ink is subservient to the White label.
Nope, can't reverse it. Then the Black label is dependent on the White ink...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:44 PM (d6DSt)
He did find a woman who looks like the Twitter avatar, and she went out on tour and was hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTbXjksvsbI
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (BM2fS)
Ooh and comes with sexy accent
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:44 PM (s33b/)
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 02:44 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2020 02:45 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 02:45 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: StefanH at July 09, 2020 02:45 PM (LDja2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 02:45 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2020 02:45 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (eTZoJ)
"Slaving away" still has the connotations of hard work for little benefit that it always did. The phrase Mr Coe used, workin' like a n*****, doesn't hold the same stereotype it used to. The new sterotype would mean almost the opposite of hard labor.
Posted by: Downcast at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (Wb4VT)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (pxPu3)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (pxPu3)
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Ironic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)
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hahahahahaha
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (yyjgA)
Posted by: StefanH at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (LDja2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (j0qnN)
Titiana is a made up person by a guy who's making mock of all this stupidity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (oDRcK)
I don't mean products for the occasional sunspot. I mean products for dark skinned women to lighten their skin.
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 09, 2020 02:42 PM (67sg6)
I would happily settle for limiting it to people who want to assimilate and become Americans.
For instance, we could take all of the Hong Kong protesters and we'd probably be better off for it.
Just stop bringing in people that hate America and want to turn it into Istanistan, The Glorious People's Most Serene Democratic Republic of Woke, or Mexico del Norte.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (O4K4J)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (BeYX8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (S7Pes)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (s33b/)
Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (pxPu3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (r+sAi)
mentally effed up. Like the people that wrote them need to be banished
to a Siberia-like area and never be heard from again, while having
whatever useless college degrees they earned yanked from them. They
should be locked up in those wooden head lock things and have rotten
garbage thrown at their faces until they beg for forgiveness from the
human race.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)
You misspelled "shot with the ammo inventory of a B-17, lit on fire, dropped from 20,000 feet, then pissed on, and left to rot in the sun".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (buTO7)
Fixing sh*it is racist, Kanye.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (PiwSw)
Well, she's right about dogs...
I had a boxer that was just downright racist. Don't know why, but that dog just didn't like blacks.
Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (mrrpT)
I had a Newfoundland (black) dog who was the same way.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (N39Ws)
We didn't care. Black or white, we beat the shit out of any dog that attacked us.
Posted by: DanMan at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (XTiHL)
I'm a little iffy on Yugoslavians.
But no one else.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (pxPu3)
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And Todd.
Fucking Todd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
The only thing that could have made that any more Canadian would have been if the hockey stick girl pulled a protestors sweater over their head and then pummeled them.
Style points off the hockey stick girl for not performing a two-handed slash to the chops.
Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (gmo/4)
The 'crats have nothing so they have to steal Trumps message, pretty low. But anything for power, l guess. And it could work in some swing states.
Posted by: Case at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (aDSHr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (c/0cj)
Fucking Todd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
But not Todd from Paul W.S. Anderson's "Soldier". He was awesome. As was Connie Nielsen.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (PiwSw)
Well said Joe, except SMH is differently colored. And very attractive I might add.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (0jyyp)
Well, they don't see colors.
I am assuming seeing negatives would be a bit confusing to their walnut sized brains.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (4Ya3G)
Next come the struggle sessions. You have to admit your every breath and act is racist and you have to fully commit to whatever program they set for you to constantly and actively prove your commitment to whatever humiliations they want you to do.
Some of you will say, "Good, bring it." Sometimes I think like that. But honestly, I'm fairly convinced this Civil War is going to make the first one look downright genial.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (+CAgs)
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (AD3JT)
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Fade cream.
Ambi is an example.
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (RU4sa)
If everything is racist, then nothing is racist.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (BeYX
_____________
Exactly. And if every Republican presidential candidate is literally Hitler, turn all the evil he did -- and its victims' lives -- is diminished and trivialised.
Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (S7Pes)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (3aI0K)
Michigan medical professionals will need to undergo implicit bias
training in order to be licensed by the state, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and
state leaders announced Thursday.
https://tinyurl.com/y9d3mbqc
Posted by: fly at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (2M/TV)
The 'crats have nothing so they have to steal Trumps message, pretty low. But anything for power, l guess. And it could work in some swing states.
Posted by: Case at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (aDSHr)
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Like when he did the press conference for his "shadow coronavirus task force" when he discussed everything the Great Biden would have done to combat the virus, and it was everything that Trump already did, except no one talked about him cribbing his strategy from the real McCoy?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (7Ezdo)
He had two bites at that apple. I really don't think that even he plans on prosecuting.
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: StefanH at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (LDja2)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (4Ya3G)
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (0jyyp)
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I knew she was an 'ette. I stand by it. This is how these people think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (AD3JT)
Worked for Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (gFsc7)
Well, she's right about dogs...
I had a boxer that was just downright racist. Don't know why, but that dog just didn't like blacks.
Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (mrrpT)
I had a Newfoundland (black) dog who was the same way.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (N39Ws)
I had a German shepherd that would go absolute berserk every time he saw a black person. Terrifying the black person.
Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (gmo/4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTbXjksvsbI Posted by Sharkman
===========================
Watched it. LOL
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (Pqytn)
Shoes!
Us Natives, we had moccasins, and... uh...
Let's just ignore that and pretend that shoes are an implement of Western colonial authority, a symbol of Queen and Country, so we can get BLM to start the "free the feet" movement.
Then we throw Legos when they're marching.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (O4K4J)
Well said Joe, except SMH is differently colored. And very attractive I might add.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (0jyyp)
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I wasn't about to nitpick...
And thanks for the compliment.
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (RU4sa)
My First Little Book of Intersectional Activism.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (BM2fS)
(part 6)
SoapToothpasteWhite people speakingWhite people not speaking
It's a (Kafka) trap!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (buTO7)
I keep wondering... this would accomplish what exactly? That you don't have it but still have to follow CDC protocol du jour? Or that you do have it and... you still have to follow CDC protocol? Or that you don't have it as of 2:45 PM Wednesday but may still get it at 3:00 PM Wednesday yet be declared virus free until the next round of testing... and, again, still have to follow CDC protocols?
I mean I simply don't get the point of all this prophylactic testing unless we're all just getting volunteered into history's greatest data collection operation involuntarily while getting pushed around as pawns in a cynical political operation.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 02:56 PM (HhXSr)
Well, she's right about dogs...
I had a boxer that was just downright racist. Don't know why, but that dog just didn't like blacks.
Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (mrrpT)
I had a Newfoundland (black) dog who was the same way.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (N39Ws)
I had a German shepherd that would go absolute berserk every time he saw a black person. Terrifying the black person.
Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (gmo/4)
I read somewhere that the dog sees someone of a different color than their owner as being part of a different pack, and will think of them as a threat.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 02:56 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 09, 2020 02:56 PM (WkcqF)
If everything is racist then we have to burn everything down.
I think that the prog/left/soros plan.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: bonhomme
yes. I'm mad as hell and I fully intend to make every single Dem I can identify suffer for dragging down my country if this shit actually happens. and I do mean in very explicit movie of the week painful as I can make it show-man-ship suffering.
Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (VcFUs)
I've never had any problem with Albanians.
Except those Albanian midgets. That's why I'm an atheist.
If there was a God, there wouldn't be any Albanian midgets.
Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (d6DSt)
The 'crats have nothing so they have to steal Trumps message, pretty low. But anything for power, l guess. And it could work in some swing states.
Posted by: Case at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (aDSHr)
+++++++++
Wait til Trump starts campaigning in earnest
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (gtdYu)
LOL.
I think as long as you don't go to any National Parks it's not quite as racist. So just hike around your neighborhood. However, If you have no POC in your neighborhood then that's racist and you are responsible for that lack of diversity.
Oh, yes, don't wear hiking clothes because some POC couldn't afford nice hiking clothes and that makes you racist AND classist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (hYcqw)
. White people not speaking
. White people existing
Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (S7Pes)"
That's the end game.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (puu6v)
I don't mean products for the occasional sunspot. I mean products for dark skinned women to lighten their skin.
Posted by: Ktgreat
So. Anal bleaching is right out?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (c/0cj)
And wearing a jock strap is cultural appropriation, comin' and goin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (gFsc7)
I saw a TV show years ago where they showed pet dogs in South Africa. White people's dogs hated black people and vice versa. One dog would lurk behind a fence and wait for people of the opposite color to walk by so he could jump out at them. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (2+j2N)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (oDRcK)
+++++++++
Wait. Am I allowed to go hiking in "diverse" areas, or am I intruding on their spaces and acting as a colonist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (hYcqw)
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (oVJmc)
It should be equally devastating. Maybe they're saving it?
Posted by: artemis at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (AwPyG)
Sure thing, dunces.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (VpIIl)
First Peoples never wore underwear... HAYNES IS RACIST!
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (d6DSt)
I had a consulting gig at Haynes once. Everybody was sitting around a conference table wearing suits and ties, and on the walls were posters of underwear models. Very strange.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (4Ya3G)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (d6DSt)
And "Fruit of the Loom" is homophobic!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (gFsc7)
I love that the corporate response to all of this stuff is to completely eliminate representations of minorities, and the left is apparently OK with it.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)
Yep, I've noticed that too.
Posted by: Liberty at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (Icu+E)
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (d6DSt)
Tighty whities are racist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (NWiLs)
How could it be when so many people are against re-opening?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (YYlyE)
This one will start door to door right off the bat. And they'll decide when.
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:01 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (4Ya3G)
And don't forget the sunscreen!
Posted by: Josh Brolin at July 09, 2020 03:01 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2020 03:01 PM (prhBS)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 03:01 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2020 03:02 PM (H9UzW)
Posted by: bonhomme
yup, they took prisoners in CW1.
Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 03:02 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 03:02 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 03:02 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: StefanH at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (LDja2)
Well I guess the SCOTUS rulings today are a nothing burger, after seeing some screeching headlines that PDT now has to release his tax returns. Otherwise, I was assuming Ace would have up a flaming skull.
HotFar says these are temporary setbacks but long-term wins for the Trump admin and that even if the usual suspects do eventually get their grimy paws on the returns, it won't be until well after November.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bonhomme
I don't think the combatants in the first Civil War hated each other. Hate is the baseline for what's brewing now.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: jim at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (ynpvh)
*turns it up*
White Horse - Laid Back 1983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwATF5dnfq4
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (1ISKN)
I don't understand it, either, for all the reasons you stated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (j0qnN)
I did finally figure out why I am so angry over the Government closing everything down for the Covids.
This will be a wasted year of my life. I can't travel, can't date, can't go see friends, can't go out to eat, or drink.
I don't have that many good years left, and they are wasting one of them, for something that I didn't do. For something that is a non threat.
And I will never be able to get this year back.
But worse? My Mom is 91. This could very well be her LAST year, and she can't even go to church.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2020 03:01 PM (prhBS)
Oh, you better believe that's racist.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (Izzlo)
Okay. That's their right. It does a raise a question for me, though. Actually, two:
1) What about publicly-traded companies, all of which (in all probability) have black shareholders?
2) Am I, as a white person, allowed to or expected to also do business with black-owned enterprises during the "Black Out?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (jxv7F)
I think you're on to something there, Joe. You can't hike in diverse area. You can teach a class for some folks in Seattle if they allow you to, and as long as you beat yourself up thoroughly beforehand for your completely internalized racism.
And for goodness sake if you run into a white friend of yours who did not avoid their racism simply by marrying a
woman of color please tell the white father to stop bouncing their baby on their knee. Someone could be offended!!!!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Robert Ives at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (3BKt+)
I think you're getting the hang of this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: artemis at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: jim at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (ynpvh)
Whose duh Master!
Posted by: Sho Nuff at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Robert Ives at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (3BKt+)
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We know.
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ian S.
Same thing the white man has done for four hundred years.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (oVJmc)
long-term wins for the Trump admin and that even if the usual suspects
do eventually get their grimy paws on the returns, it won't be until
well after November.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (L2ZTs)
They already have his returns.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (s33b/)
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (Izzlo)
If we hit the point of having another one... and it looks increasingly likely every day... it's going to look more like one of those Eastern European fuckfests.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (O4K4J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (oVJmc)
I don't think the combatants in the first Civil War hated each other. Hate is the baseline for what's brewing now.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (Izzlo)
Agreed, that's why I'm picturing something more akin to the India/Pakistan partition and everything that came with that. The silver lining being that we would be much better armed than 1940s India.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (LZ7Gl)
And thanks for the compliment.
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (RU4sa)
I picked the nits for you (that's prolly racist too). Hope it wasn't too creepy. I'm mostly a lurker so you don't know me.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (0jyyp)
Posted by: harley at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (2EU+/)
Prolly already covered here, AP is now planting the story that the feds are SOOOOO concerned Jizzlaine might kill herself, they're removing bedsheets and taking other steps to keep her safe and comfy.
Uh huh.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (EfZg4)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (O4K4J)
And not the good Vivid Video kind either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (Pqytn)
Me: "I wish."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (oVJmc)
Seriously. If that was the case, then call me Marcel Marceau.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (s33b/)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (0jyyp)
Lurking is racist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ian S.
Same thing the white man has done for four hundred years.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (QFqpA)
Sorry, but we decree you do not have the authority to take that Indian Maiden from her Land of Lakes.
Posted by: US Supreme Court at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: G Max at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (s33b/)
Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (cILWK)
I am absolutely livid that I've given my country the best physical years of my life defending the Constitution, resulting in disabilities out the ass and up the ying-yang that are quite painful 24/7/365 and these cvcksuckers are doing their level best to destroy it.
I gauran-dam-tee that i'll take no prisoners. I'll probably leave casualties in my wake to force them to remove tow more to care for the casualty. I am that fvcking pissed off.
Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
I'm thinking she'll "suicide" between 0645 and 0715 on Sunday morning.
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:09 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 09, 2020 03:09 PM (NVYyb)
How To Tell If Something Is Racist:
Does it exist? Yes -------> It's racist.
No --------> It will be, once it does.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 03:09 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:09 PM (s33b/)
Shoes!
Us Natives, we had moccasins, and... uh...
Let's just ignore that and pretend that shoes are an implement of Western colonial authority, a symbol of Queen and Country, so we can get BLM to start the "free the feet" movement.
Then we throw Legos when they're marching.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est
Jacks are much worse on bare feet. It's why Jackboots were invented. True dat.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 09, 2020 03:09 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (Pqytn)
Or, in other words, they are finally testing lots of people under 50.
The ones who were not sick enough to go to the Hospital, but are now getting tested if they have a cold.
Posted by: US Supreme Court at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (NgKpN)
If they want you not dead, you will be not dead.
If she becomes dead, then they wanted her dead.
Simple as that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (pxPu3)
Posted by: Romeo13
Netflix and chill and smash are totally acceptable per Fauci.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (k4dH2)
Prolly already covered here, AP is now planting the story that the feds are SOOOOO concerned Jizzlaine might kill herself, they're removing bedsheets and taking other steps to keep her safe and comfy.
Uh huh.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
Suicide would be too obvious. Shes gonna come down with a bad case of covid.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (LZ7Gl)
So. Anal bleaching is right out?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM
Hey now! Let's not go overboard here!
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (3duqG)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: The Left at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (s33b/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (NWiLs)
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Yeah, well, so's not lurking.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Idiocracy at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (k4dH2)
Are you kidding?
Yes.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (O4K4J)
Yes.
It's not as cut and dried as "North" and "South."
And few have any particular affinity for their STATE
So there will be Red people in Blue states fucking up shit in their state and vice versa
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (MxEKc)
Kanye West just publicly called out Planned Parenthood for its racist
roots.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Oh man, please let this be true.
Kanye will be sharing a cell with Jizz-Max pretty soon.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (s33b/)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (s33b/)
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The race hustlers and gender hustlers are in a battle for victim supremacy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Idiocracy at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (buTO7)
Most of these cretins never knew history.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: turambar at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (4a9Vv)
This just in Depeche Mode's Enjoy the Silence has been declared a hate crime
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (v/F5U)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 03:02 PM (JKNZq)
Knitting? It's enough that plus sized black women are the usual models for knitting patterns, isn't it?
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Robert Ives at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (3BKt+)
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We know.
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (RU4sa)
Not everyone does. It's probably not a bad idea to post reminders here, because not everyone is reading all the comments, nor do they follow twatter.
I wasn't sure myself, but then everyone started saying it early in the thread.
And no, I'm not sure Ace was sure himself when he posted this.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (hku12)
Posted by: vivi at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Romeo13
Yeah, I started the year off determined to meet someone. I got professional head shots done, joined a bunch of dating apps, and then the China flu hit. Of course I'd pick the year to get serious about dating as the year when every bar & restaurant gets shut down & every attraction is closed, and no one can leave their homes.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: CN
I know!
We could call it Young Men's Christian Association!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (clsJu)
I guess I have to get rid of my Mr. Potato Head now too. If they did Katy Perry's shoes, this must be next.
But you'll have to pry my Magic 8 Ball out of my cold, dead hands !
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (R2gO3)
Bosnia-Herzegovina but on a much bigger scale. Starting out neighborhood to neighborhood then coalescing into urban versus rural. My worry about this is not trivial.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: 1917 at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Idiocracy at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (buTO7)
+++++++++++
Those who forget history are doomed to be shoved into gulags by those who didn't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: 1917 at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (oVJmc)
Showing up on time.
Showing up at all.
Showing up sober.
Showing up prepared.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Idiocracy at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (buTO7)
probably leave casualties in my wake to force them to remove tow more to
care for the casualty. I am that fvcking pissed off.
Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (VcFUs)
Fuck it, plant them all.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (9Om/r)
We could call it Young Men's Christian Association!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (QFqpA)
LOL. Or Boy Scouts just for boys and straight men leaders.
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JoeF"
The left has managed to come out in favor of keeping kids out of school and being being home schooled.
Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (vWGUH)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (s33b/)
Posted by: G Max at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (s33b/)
You're not fooling anyone.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (hku12)
Fried chicken, watermelon and malt liquor are racist and must be banned immediately!
Unless of course, it for medicinal purposes.
Medical Fried Chicken!
Posted by: Cartman, NAACP Spokeskid at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (Wm5SB)
Having marbles is racist.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (oVJmc)
But you should wear masks while knocking boots because there's on other possible means of transmission
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (r+sAi)
I realize that Oklahoma has now been fucked up far more than I thought. Basically Eastern Oklahoma isn't Oklahoma anymore, but nobody knows what it is. Which probably means it's going to turn into a private fiefdom ruled by a handful of Judges who do whatever the hell they feel like doing. (or are well paid to do)
Democracy in Eastern Oklahoma? Wiped out with nothing more than a few pieces of paper.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 03:16 PM (O+I8R)
EVERYTHING IS RACIST WHEN YOU'VE GOT NOTHIN ELSE!
EVERYTHING IS RACIIIISSST!
EVERYTHING IS RACIST WHEN YOU'RE ON THE LEEEFFFT!
Posted by: pookysgirl, watching Lego Movie for the fifth time this week at July 09, 2020 03:16 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (s33b/)
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Hah, next time I start getting a lecture from a leftist, I'll accuse them of "leftspaining" and how demeaning the whole experience was.
Should be good for a laugh or two.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:16 PM (WEBkv)
Unless of course, it for medicinal purposes.
Medical Fried Chicken!
Posted by: Cartman
Medicinal Colt 45
Medicinal Thunderbird
Medicinal 2 Buck Chuck
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)
I actually wish I had a way to GET the damn Covids.
I'm healthy. I'd take the very small chance of it being serious if I could get over it and get some life back.
But just think of the Dating Ad you could do.
Hey Ladies, just to let you know, I'm safe. I've already had the Covid 19 Virus, so am open to dating.
I'd be the new Paulo.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (JKNZq)
Uh huh.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
Suicide would be too obvious. Shes gonna come down with a bad case of covid.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (LZ7Gl)
You gotta admit though, that would be luxurious. If everyone knows they want her dead, and nobody believes lightning could POSSIBLY strike twice, where a high profile prisoner manages to pull off a suicide, right under their noses...
And they'd get away with it too... well, you almost have to admire that level of chutzpah.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)
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What about the NYC public health department's recommendation that people use glory holes? Is that still acceptable, or has it been superseded?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (S7Pes)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (LZ7Gl)
The only possible unquestionable cause of death is death with Covid and obviously since no coroner could safely examine the corpse, her body was immediately cremated for the safety of the entire medical community !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (Wm5SB)
If we were headed upriver, at least we could stop. I feel more like we're a few hundred yards from the top of Niagra Falls, and picking up speed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)
White people listening to "white music"
White people listening to music.
White people.
Poop.
Posted by: Charles Mingus at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (MxEKc)
Inventing the airplane.
Harnessing Steam.
Inventing the internal combustion engine
Discovering electricity.
Harnessing electricity.
Inventing radio.
Inventing television.
Inventing computers.
Inventing the phone.
Inventing cell phones.
Inventing smart phones.
Inventing the internet.
Mucho racism.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (Pqytn)
*sings*
White People talking
And White People silent
Eating up popcorn and sniffing on violets
Brown paper packages bound by White String
These are a few of the Racistest Things!
- "The Racistest Things" from "The Sound of Stupid" coming soon to your Town!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (dLPcm)
the world was always this stupid. we've just been importing the stupidest parts more of late.
Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (nFwvY)
I wasn't sure myself, but then everyone started saying it early in the thread.
Yes, Titania is a parody, but that doesn't matter for the purposes of this post. The screenshots in Titania's posts are not parody, they're real screenshots.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: 1917
If by new you mean 'total fucking rip-off,' yes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (L6ZYH)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (r+sAi)
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Pie charts are named after Pie, and since Pie Charts are the construct of the white male patriarchy, then, yes, pie is racist.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (WEBkv)
Democracy in Eastern Oklahoma? Wiped out with nothing more than a few pieces of paper.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)
I'm waiting until one of the Tribes remember that little thing called State Taxes.
If the State never had jurisdiction, they never had the right to tax that area, at all. 113 years of Taxes?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)
I actually wish I had a way to GET the damn Covids.
I'm healthy. I'd take the very small chance of it being serious if I could get over it and get some life back.
But just think of the Dating Ad you could do.
Hey Ladies, just to let you know, I'm safe. I've already had the Covid 19 Virus, so am open to dating.
I'd be the new Paulo.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (NgKpN)
When this all began I told a buddy of mine, who's a manager at Lowe's that he's got it made - he's an essential employee, he has access to as much toilet paper as he wants and has plenty of guns. "You'll be a one man boy band, dude!" Sure enough, he met someone not too long ago.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: United States Chair Force at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (yfUzb)
I don't agree that a) we can agree or b) pie is never racist, Racist.
Posted by: AntiFa/BLM/BIRM at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (HhXSr)
Inventing the airplane.
Harnessing Steam.
Inventing the internal combustion engine
Discovering electricity.
Harnessing electricity.
Inventing radio.
Inventing television.
Inventing computers.
Inventing the phone.
Inventing cell phones.
Inventing smart phones.
Inventing the internet.
Mucho racism.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
With a few tweeks that could be set to the music of "My Favorite Things"
Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (WX+x0)
I say wheat so as to not be racist.
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (MxEKc)
It is known that black women are all, universally beautiful. With their big azzes and wide noses and kinky hair.
All men should prefer them. If black men don't, it's because YOU perpetually propagate the myth that white wimminz is more beautiful.
You rayciss you.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (hku12)
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)
Good News: There's getting to be a lot of desperately lonely women out there.
Bad News: A lot of them are dying their hair pink and dancing on the Freeway at night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Having a thread about things that are racist is kinda racist.
By the way, I agree with everything on that racist lady's list.
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (rQ/Vt)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (Wm5SB)
And the price we are going to pay the boatman for this river cruise is going to be incalculable!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: James at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (hku12)
Ace is always sure except on shelving
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: NAACP at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (d6DSt)
Make things so fucking crazy that no one notices that you're trying to steal their government from under their noses.
Also Saul Alinsky: when you've got that sweet, sweet Marxist Utopia installed, kill all the weird and annoying fuckers who helped you get there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (dUJdY)
I have about 25 wasted years already. I still have some sand in the hourglass left but I'm really fucking pissed at having to waste yet another year of my life.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (NWiLs)
If you're retired, childless, and live in a mostly conservative enclave, sure.
Otherwise, this is far from the end.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (nFwvY)
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Maybe, but I suspect they've always been here. They just didn't have committed platforms in all media to be the only voice before.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (fz0iQ)
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I feel for you, Jewells. Here in SC, I'm "allowed" by my betters to go outdoors without a mask. And we can dine in restaurants and do most other things. But I am very disheartened to see the sheep that surround me out in public. I'm in a conservative state, in likely the most conservative area of this conservative state. Yet, last weekend, nearly 80-90% were masked and muzzled up. I just walk around in disbelief, not believing they're actually that terrified after all this time.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: henry at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (NWiLs)
Dammit! I knew I was gonna get it somehow.Then again, I'm as white as white can be. Unless I spend anytime in the sun. Then I'm as red as skin can get. Shit! That's racist too. I denounce myself.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (0jyyp)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (dUJdY)
I was driving down the freeway when the chain of logic hit.
I was behind a Woman driving really slow, in the Fast lane, and it pissed me off. Now, I'm retired, my time is my own, and I couldn't figure off WHY I was so pissed.
Then it hit me, she was wasting MY time, without MY consent, and that was the root of my anger.
Then got to my destination, and had to get put a mask on.
That's when the logic chain completed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (fz0iQ)
I was behind a Woman driving really slow, in the Fast lane, and it pissed me off. Now, I'm retired, my time is my own, and I couldn't figure off WHY I was so pissed.
Then it hit me, she was wasting MY time, without MY consent, and that was the root of my anger.
Then got to my destination, and had to get put a mask on.
That's when the logic chain completed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (NgKpN)
Don't think and drive.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
Substitute "Racist."
I draw house plans and in a discussion plan about the software we use, just this morning, a Texas guy says the board of realtors in wherever decrees no more master bedrooms.
All the real estate listings are to say something else. All plans for houses must say something else.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)
I remember when TIME asked women if they were "Mom enough" to breastfeed their sons even when they were well beyond the age when it was appropriate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (2JVJo)
There was a great scene in Grownups where Chris Rock (IIRC) is asking the mother of a suckling toddler how old the child was.
She said 'oh, 48 months'.
He did the mental math, and was horrified.
Hilarious.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (Ojki1)
Rayciss stereotype about lazy.
Rayciss to not try.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:25 PM (hku12)
If everything you do, say, think, feel, or fail to do, say, or think is declared absolutely racist without any possibility of escape, then there's no reason to even try to change or even pay a bit of attention to the declarations of racism. Its meaningless.
"you're racist!"
That's nice *pats head* run along now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (NWiLs)
Dammit! I knew I was gonna get it somehow.Then again, I'm as white as white can be. Unless I spend anytime in the sun. Then I'm as red as skin can get. Shit! That's racist too. I denounce myself.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (0jyyp)
Lurking is a form of Self Segregation, and thus Racist.
But, pointing out that lurking is Racist, is a micro aggression, and is also Racist.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 09, 2020 03:26 PM (LAwW8)
That means Obama is a 50% racist because his mother was white ???? His
name should be removed from everything in the United States !!!!!!!
Posted by: James at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (qM84C)
It was Obama's White Privilege that got him the Presidency.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2020 03:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (fz0iQ)
Of course he did - see the sidebar. Sullivan waited until there was less than 1 day left before it became final, and then made his request. Now a firiend on the circuit will give him a stay, and the circuit will probably take a couple of months to make a decision.
this is why I did NOT want to do any high-fives over this ending, I could see this coming.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Hold the cilantro.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:27 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Chocolate Cake at July 09, 2020 03:27 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 09, 2020 03:27 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: SHEP! at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: mrp
A responsible MSM would have been doing this since January, since the numbers have held steady since then. But only if a person could read and do 4th grade math, which most of the MSM cannot. The numbers have been posted on the CDC website since January, and they have never shown that this is a "pandemic" if calculated properly.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)
No this is also good news. Saves you from finding out they were hiding their insanity til after the marriage where they are now entitled to half or more of your stuff + alimony.
This works for men and women, though fewer men seem to go for dying their hair pink as an obvious warning sign, but at least they often lead in the first 10 minutes that they are a male feminist to verbally send up a signal flare.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (Ojki1)
It's not a new tactic.
But I do like the new twist that not doing something and doing something are equally racist.
I read all this and have to laugh because I just spend an hour on yet another conference call where our leadership team virtue signaled themselves silly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (6f16T)
Make things so fucking crazy that no one notices that you're trying to steal their government from under their noses.
Also Saul Alinsky: when you've got that sweet, sweet Marxist Utopia
installed, kill all the weird and annoying fuckers who helped you get
there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (WvQcX)
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You know who else did that?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)
Red state here too.. Missouri. Thankfully we are not required to wear one outside just everywhere else. So stupid to require you to go in to a restaurant with a mask on but can remove it while eating and drinking. What sense does that even make??
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 09, 2020 03:27 PM (JgrP5)
but it's not about Biden, that's the key. The left knows better that we do that Biden is gone within a few weeks of inauguration. This is about Deep State vs the People.
right now, the Deep State is winning on all fronts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (Pqytn)
One of the big shell games being played by the MSM is the focus on the
Wuhan Flu case rate. The Wuhan Flu death rate is plummeting, so it is
rarely mentioned. In fact, the death rate is so low, the CDC is publicly
stating that it may downgrade the COVID-19 status from "pandemic" to
"epidemic" and that even the "epidemic" status is borderline - because
those terms are based on a disease's death rate. What a responsible MSM
would do under current circumstances is to compare the Wuhan Flu case
rate to the annual case rate of the common flu.
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (Pqytn)
This statement, while 100% true, strikes me as kinda racist.
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (rQ/Vt)
Work was making it mandatory for any new or returning person to work to go through a class on covid before they returned. It was run by HR- and they would only do it at one time per week. This caused a lot of problems because the work has a very high amount of turnover. They kept this up for around 6 weeks.
They finally gave up and allowed the individual supervisors to give the presentation to new employees at any time- which they should have done from the beginning.
Pretty typical for HR depts in my experience: something is of dire importance, a matter of life and death, then when it got to be too much work for them (or they get bored with it) not a big deal any more.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (6f16T)
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My first Vizsla was stone cold racist. If white people came to the house dressed in black she would attack. If black people came over not dressed in black she would bring them her ball.
Stone. Cold. Racist. Doggie.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
It's so uncommon they don't even have to pass a law against it.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)
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No, they are not winning on all fronts.
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (Pqytn)
Bad News: A lot of them are dying their hair pink and dancing on the Freeway at night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Soooo, we need to go to protests to meet Womenz?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)
I also wondered if it would be considered racist if an attractive white woman in her 20s was wearing a tee shirt that said "White Excellence".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 03:31 PM (oDRcK)
"you're racist!"
That's nice *pats head* run along now.
Yeah, until they destroy your professional life for "racism" and or start up the struggle sessions.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (6f16T)
It's anything different than what they are used to. There is a little of them picking up on the emotions or attitudes of their owner (depends on the breed) but they are kind of bred to consider different=potential threat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (ElqsY)
I also wondered if it would be considered racist if an attractive
white woman in her 20s was wearing a tee shirt that said "White
Excellence".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 03:31 PM (oDRcK)
So....she was a One?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 09, 2020 03:33 PM (ufFY8)
Stone. Cold. Racist. Doggie.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (pw+jk)
You could make a mint breeding that dog right now.
The sad part is, it's a joke, but it's also true.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:33 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (6f16T)
My mothers dog barks at black people on tv.... true fact. The dog spent its first couple of years in Brazil, don't know if that's relevant, but of all the dogs she's had, this one is the weirdest....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (Pqytn)
Okay, not all, just on Michael Flynn, and Barr, and Durham's non-prosecutions, and Ukraine is forgotten forever, and on Covid, and Oklahoma just got wrecked, and the Constitution is getting trashed, and Judges now rule our world, but other than those things they're not winning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (dUJdY)
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So you don't spew your filthy 'Rona germs on your trip from the hostess stand to the table.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (hYcqw)
Not shooting children
Proper pronunciation
Sitting up when you drive
Wearing clothes that fit
Posted by: MaDuece at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (NgKpN)
LOL - the reason men have been going to "Feminist" marches since they began!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (UAOfD)
One of the big shell games being played by the MSM is the focus on the
Wuhan Flu case rate. The Wuhan Flu death rate is plummeting, so it is
rarely mentioned. In fact, the death rate is so low, the CDC is publicly
stating that it may downgrade the COVID-19 status from "pandemic" to
"epidemic" and that even the "epidemic" status is borderline - because
those terms are based on a disease's death rate. What a responsible MSM
would do under current circumstances is to compare the Wuhan Flu case
rate to the annual case rate of the common flu.
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (Pqytn)
I've already heard, through Bloomberg News this morning, that it is now thought that 10% of the US population has been exposed to the WuFlu. They announce this as very scary news, because Bloomberg.
Anyone who bothers to to the math, however, would realize that if 33 million people have been exposed to WuFlu, and 130,000 have died from it, you get a lethality rate of less than 0.5%. Not 5%, but an order of magnitude less.
This is about as serious as regular Flu for most people.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (6xA3t)
Durham's non-prosecutions, and Ukraine is forgotten forever, and on
Covid, and Oklahoma just got wrecked, and the Constitution is getting
trashed, and Judges now rule our world, but other than those things
they're not winning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)
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Think of it as the Dem's Tet Offensive, with the difference being that we KNOW it is all or nothing for the Dems. They are going down, hard.
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Khun Tyrone at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (ZHv1b)
Fuck this misbegotten mess up on side, down the other and everything in the middle.
I have no doubt that we will prevail in the end, as we have in all the other issues we have faced, because we are Americans.
This does not take away from the sheer idiocy displayed thus far.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Khun Tyrone at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (ZHv1b)
Pointing out that listing things that are racist is racist is racist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (dUJdY)
Colin Kaepernick too!!!!!
Posted by: Lars Pilsen at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (+Vkwv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (c/0cj)
...
Pointing out that listing things that are racist is racist is racist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (6FeV1)
It's racist all the way down!
Posted by: Khun Tyrone at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (ZHv1b)
Durham's non-prosecutions, and Ukraine is forgotten forever, and on
Covid, and Oklahoma just got wrecked, and the Constitution is getting
trashed, and Judges now rule our world, but other than those things
they're not winning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)
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Oh come on now. I got a letter from my local commisar of food redistribution telling me that chocolate rations have gone UP from 30 grams to 22 grams.
WINNING!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (pw+jk)
government control over every aspect of life.
*********
The whole Indian reservation idea is so 19th century it's embarrassing. It's an utter cluster fck of a joke. Get in an auto accident for example in Indian Country and watch hilarity ensue. By hilarity I mean insanity.....youre at the mercy of a weird sovereign you've suddenly invaded that for some reason still reaches back to you in "your" country but is entirely separate and distinct and which has legal ramifications IF that reservation/state has adopted PL-280 which may or may not help your case but likely doesn't depending on the mood of the reservation judge that day or the political clout of the Indian that may or may not have caused the accident or the proximity to the casino.
Posted by: Gar at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (r+xc7)
If this is true, the only proper response is for them to say "no." But what do they do if he simply refuses to comply?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Flynn and Sidney Powell need to go on a speaking tour and Flynn needs to spill all the beans. Dare Sullivan to lock him up while waiting for the case to be dismissed. Get the word out on what was being covered up by Obama and what Flynn's plans were in the Trump admin.
Time to grow a pair and start speaking up.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (BM2fS)
Rumor is, 5.56 NATO was created with this intended effect.
The more you know ...
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Posted by: Mike Ditka at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (2M/TV)
Guess I will just be myself.
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