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A Concise List of Things That Are Racist

By noted twitter intellectual Titania McGrath.






Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

2 My favorite:

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 6)

Soap
Toothpaste
White people speaking
White people not speaking

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

3 I'm sure it's a work in progress.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 09, 2020 02:31 PM (3H9h1)

4 that is a Parody account if I remember, because it was suspended by Twatter

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 09, 2020 02:31 PM (1Dmt5)

5 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure Titania is a parody account.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 02:31 PM (hku12)

6 My list is better. A full list of things that are not racist:

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 09, 2020 02:32 PM (icI8A)

7 first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

Other things that are racist:

TheJamesMadison as first.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 02:32 PM (AiZBA)

8 Titania is parody, yeah - I think ace is aware of that because it's a pretty well known account. But the stories 'she' is collating are NOT parody - that's the point.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 09, 2020 02:32 PM (icI8A)

9 And the final entry: YOU.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (uJfLv)

10 Damn.

Can I say that without being racist?

Posted by: tbodie at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (nlavE)

11 Socialism in action? Take a look at any indian reservation. Total
government control over every aspect of life. The result is a third
world shit hole. Lousy health care, high rates of poverty, obesity,
alcoholism, sexual abuse, illiteracy, drug abuse and crime.

Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (gmo/4)

12 McGrath chose not to include "Thursday", an obviously racist day-name,

Sad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (NVYyb)

13 Lists are racist.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (3H9h1)

14 How the fuckity fuck is toothpaste and soap racist?

I'm done.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (RU4sa)

15 Heh.

Also:

Math
Being on time
Reading to your kids

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

16 Athlete's foot is racist.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

17 And with such a twatter heavy post, the loading is going to be a trainwreck.

This I'll bow out of this one, wait for a less twatter heavy post to come.

Maybe I'll do some work for a change.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (hku12)

18 Damn.

Can I say that without being racist?
Posted by: tbodie at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (nlavE)

The word "that" is racist. This is known.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (AiZBA)

19 I think, therefore I am racist.

Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

20 What does "TITIANA" mean in Latin?

Is it a place, like Indiana? Can we visit?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 02:34 PM (gtdYu)

21 Add the Britcom Are You Being Served? to the list.

In their episode "Roots," the staff of Grace Brothers discover that Young Mr Grace's ancestors were black and the episode ends with a full-blackface minstrel number.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (2JVJo)

22 McGrath chose not to include "Thursday", an obviously racist day-name,

Sad.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker

Stomped on my next entry for things that are racist:

Days Ending in Y.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (uJfLv)

23 We better stop talking up Trump here.

David Plouffe might get mad at us

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (gtdYu)

24 I exist. Therefore I am racist.


Good to know.

Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

25 Cultural revolutions suck. No question.

But we aren't even at the piles of bodies stage.

Posted by: Reginald Denny at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (E22WK)

26 Well done, Titania. This was a wonderful roundup. It's like the manifestation of the "well, it sounds stupid when you say it all once like that."

Also, anyone else notice that while a lot of these are from trash websites, a fair few are from once-legitimate outfits like Scientific freaking American?

And yet, they still bemoan the loss of institutional trust, and wonder how it happened.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (hYcqw)

27 21 Add the Britcom Are You Being Served? to the list.

In their episode "Roots," the staff of Grace Brothers discover that Young Mr Grace's ancestors were black and the episode ends with a full-blackface minstrel number.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (2JVJo)

=========

Hitchcock's movie Young and Innocent (his last British picture) ends with the main couple finding the real killer who's playing in a band that's all in blackface.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

28 Remember when TIME (or Newsweek) had a cover saying: Your Baby is Racist!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)

29 What's longer? The list of things that are racist or the list of things that cause Global Warming?

More importantly... does racism cause Global Warming?

Or does Global Warming cause racism?

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (s33b/)

30 We joke, but some university was linked the other day and they were putting on a training in which they said expecting people to come to work and do their job was racist.

Posted by: No one at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (t1zan)

31 When real life is competing (successfully) with The Babylon Bee you know we are fast approaching the fabled "Interesting Times".

Posted by: tbodie at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (nlavE)

32 Why is "calling the police when being robbed/assaulted/raped by a POC" not on the list? I'm pretty sure that's racist now.


Also... "defending yourself when being robbed/assaulted/raped by a POC." That's racist too.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (ZCiJZ)

33 I think everybody knows its a parody.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (r+sAi)

34 7 first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

Other things that are racist:

TheJamesMadison as first.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2020 02:32 PM (AiZBA)

He races to be First.

ergo, Racist.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (NgKpN)

35 TL;DR


Talcum X is white supremacy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (QFqpA)

36 Scroll through that twitter account and you find this (SFW)
https://tinyurl.com/y9yh78pt

Their parents must be so proud.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (N39Ws)

37 Off sock of infinite sadness

Posted by: Simplemind at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (E22WK)

38 Paying Your Bills
Showing Up On Time
Marriage

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 09, 2020 02:36 PM (uJfLv)

39 it is great that someone is keeping track of this term that has no meaning.

Posted by: guest myspace user at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (rnk6i)

40 Using the term "racism" is racist - as is the term "racist" - so I guess I are one.

Posted by: Charles Kuecker at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (cF129)

41 30 We joke, but some university was linked the other day and they were putting on a training in which they said expecting people to come to work and do their job was racist.
Posted by: No one at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (t1zan)

---

Apparently, so is telling someone to wash their funky ass and brush their teefs.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (RU4sa)

42 Course we could always just do the list of things that *aren't* racist:

1. Non-white people
2. The End

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (s33b/)

43 I guess it's official, everything is racist now.

And when racism means everything it means nothing.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (O4K4J)

44 White people speaking
White people not speaking

Yep.

I also like to point out:
Whites moving out is racist, because White Flight.
Whites moving in is racist, because Gentrification.
Whites staying in their neighborhoods is racist, because Homogeneity.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (YYlyE)

45 See, look at what happens when cloistered, coddled narcissistic nitwits completely lose their minds over stupid sh*t. Titania McGrath - hero.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (Pqytn)

46 How the fuckity fuck is toothpaste and soap racist?

I'm done.
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:33 PM (RU4sa)
++++++++++++
This attitude is just a culmination of your white cis-gendered privilege and your unconscious desire to force your standards of sanitation oppressed communities of color. Your soap-based colonialism underscores your tendencies toward oppressing anyone who doesn't share your narrowly-defined world of privilege and entitlement. Be better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)

47 think everybody knows its a parody.

-

That's the thing, though. It's written jokingly, but it's not.

Posted by: No one at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (t1zan)

48

At this point everything is racist including the word racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (ZQ4sC)

49 He's a lumberjack and he's OK. Just a racist each and every day.

Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

50 Antiques are sooooo racist

Posted by: REDACTED at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (JgrP5)

51 43 I guess it's official, everything is racist now.

And when racism means everything it means nothing.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (O4K4J)

Noting that everything is Racist.

Is Racist.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (NgKpN)

52 Well, she's right about dogs...

I had a boxer that was just downright racist. Don't know why, but that dog just didn't like blacks.

Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (mrrpT)

53 Watching Prometheus is racist.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (QFqpA)

54 Titania herself is a joke, but everything cited is real.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (ZGrMX)

55 *stares at Joe*

You're good.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (RU4sa)

56 939 $ For a Fucking Dryer??? does it do Windows

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (1Dmt5)

57 >>Course we could always just do the list of things that *aren't* racist:

1. Non-white people
2. The End
- - -



"Nope."

-- Candace Owens, Ben Carson, Clarence Thomas, Terry Crews

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

58 ......THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (sjdRT)

59 How the fuckity fuck is toothpaste and soap racist?


-

Go to YouTube and watch the READ A BOOK music video.

Posted by: No one at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (t1zan)

60

Zionism equals Racism!

Fantastic! Now I can hate myself!

Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (d6DSt)

61 If everything is racist then we have to burn everything down.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (ElqsY)

62 Remember when TIME (or Newsweek) had a cover saying: Your Baby is Racist!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)

I remember when TIME asked women if they were "Mom enough" to breastfeed their sons even when they were well beyond the age when it was appropriate.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (2JVJo)

63 Tampons are racist.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (QFqpA)

64 My God, she has a lot to say

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (ONvIw)

65 Go to YouTube and watch the READ A BOOK music video.
Posted by: No one

GOLF CLAP and recommended!

Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (d6DSt)

66 Titania McGrath is actually a guy named Andrew Doyle.

He did find a woman who looks like the Twitter avatar, and she went out on tour and was hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTbXjksvsbI



Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (BM2fS)

67 Land-o-lakes deleted the Indian lady but kept the land. The only answer is to not label anything. You just have to hope something good is in the box.

Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (buTO7)

68 Their parents must be so proud.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed a

OMG. I just had to look didn't I?

Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (oiNtH)

69 47 think everybody knows its a parody.

-

That's the thing, though. It's written jokingly, but it's not.
Posted by: No one at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (t1zan)

Humor is based on two qualities.

Truth, and Cruelty.

For it to be funny, it has to have some semblance to the truth. And there is always the butt of a joke, even if its yourself.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (NgKpN)

70 This truly a very silly time to be alive.

I guess there have been past episodes of hysterical over reaction to nonsense. I remember panic over razor blades in apples when I was a child.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (5p7BC)

71 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (2JVJo)

Not so fast, the list clearly said Mary Poppins is racist.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (ZGrMX)

72 Course we could always just do the list of things that *aren't* racist:
1. Non-white people
2. The End
- - -
"Nope."
-- Candace Owens, Ben Carson, Clarence Thomas, Terry Crews
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++++
Fine.
1. Non-white people who don't disagree with us.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)

73 70 This truly a very silly time to be alive.

I guess there have been past episodes of hysterical over reaction to nonsense. I remember panic over razor blades in apples when I was a child.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (5p7BC

=========

I'd rather spend time at Camelot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

74 I'm reading this shit while blasting EW&F.

Too funny.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (RU4sa)

75
Chicken is racist

White meat

Dark meat

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (EGyGV)

76

I want the Redskins to change their name to the Flayed Men.

The mascot will be awesome!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (d6DSt)

77 "Nope."



-- Candace Owens, Ben Carson, Clarence Thomas, Terry Crews

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

Damn you!

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (s33b/)

78 So has "racism" jumped the shark yet, or is Fonzi still on the approach?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (HhXSr)

79 Land-o-lakes deleted the Indian lady but kept the land. The only answer is to not label anything. You just have to hope something good is in the box.
Posted by: Menack


Cardboard box. Bar code.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (QFqpA)

80 Tit tania McGrath I did not see your name on the list as the biggest racick item. Abort yourself.

ANd you will die alone.

Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (WX+x0)

81 Here's Titania's creator, Andrew Doyle, on Dave Rubin's show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJlbkCcKnHw

Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 02:42 PM (BM2fS)

82 >53
Watching Prometheus is racist.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (QFqpA)


White Alien Privilege Everywhere.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 09, 2020 02:42 PM (sjdRT)

83 Not so fast, the list clearly said Mary Poppins is racist.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (ZGrMX)


Must have been that blackface routine with the chimney sweeps.

Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:42 PM (mrrpT)

84 Notice how all these assholes claiming racism and threatening to tear down our entire way of life have accents and names from shithole countries (Bro-f0, the Seattle council woman threatening Bezos, most of the authors if these columns alleging racism)?

They came here for a reason - their own countries are shit holes. Upon arrival, they were never taught or cared to learn the reason why the US was not a shithole, so they strive to make the US a shithole like their old home, but with better weather and plumbing. Or, they know the reasons why the US is better than their shithole and that is why they are acting like assclowns.

We need a new national policy on immigration: Electrified Moose aiming a 50 cal at your skull out front shoulda told ya: we are CLOSED.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 09, 2020 02:42 PM (67sg6)

85 I believe we have yet to reach peak absurdity. It can and will get weirder and more incomprehensible the closer we get to election night. The insanity levels will be cranked all the way up so reality will no longer be coherent.

Posted by: Nonapod at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (CLP9I)

86 Land-o-lakes deleted the Indian lady but kept the land.

I love that the corporate response to all of this stuff is to completely eliminate representations of minorities, and the left is apparently OK with it.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)

87 Do the internet service provider, advertisers and donors to Ace of Spades HQ know that Ace associates with the well-known white supremacist, Russian troll and Confederate Re-enactor Titania McGrath?

Hmmmmmm????????

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (f2oVT)

88 Not Racist:


Anyone/thing who isn't white.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (oVJmc)

89 Add hockey sticks to the list...
https://twitter.com/freshdaily/status/
1280536511759474690

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (TZi47)

90 Knitting? The article headline shows the problem. "Fiber Artists of Color Say blah blah blah". We're knitters. Most of us aren't interested in "fiber artists". We want well written patterns for basic things to knit and we'll buy from anyone that can create that.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (JKNZq)

91 White people who wish to bow to the anti-racism brigade were told for a while to go ask a black person how not to be racist.

Now, that's racist, because you're asking a black person to teach you. Instead it's up to you to go teach yourself. Of course, it's all one big Kafkatrap, because as you can see from Titania's list, everything is racist.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (YYlyE)

92 I guess it's official, everything is racist now.

And when racism means everything it means nothing.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 02:37 PM (O4K4J)

--------------

Wisest line in any movie might be what Brad Bird wrote in The Incredibles - "When everyone is super, then no one will be"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (5p7BC)

93 Cardboard box. Bar code.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (QFqpA)

Do they still make those generic products that were just white boxes with black lettering? Although that would probably be racist, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (j0qnN)

94 Left off show tunes.

Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (WX+x0)

95 LMAO. Perfect illustration of why many wypipo aren't even going to bother trying not to be racist. Why should we when our mere existence is racist?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (rWZ8Y)

96 ClothingEating with utensilsNumber systems that go higher than 3

Posted by: StefanH at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (LDja2)

97 Those headlines are f*cking ridiculous. Seriously mentally effed up. Like the people that wrote them need to be banished to a Siberia-like area and never be heard from again, while having whatever useless college degrees they earned yanked from them. They should be locked up in those wooden head lock things and have rotten garbage thrown at their faces until they beg for forgiveness from the human race.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)

98

Generic packaging is racist as the Black ink is subservient to the White label.

Nope, can't reverse it. Then the Black label is dependent on the White ink...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:44 PM (d6DSt)

99
He did find a woman who looks like the Twitter avatar, and she went out on tour and was hilarious:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTbXjksvsbI







Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 02:40 PM (BM2fS)

Ooh and comes with sexy accent

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:44 PM (s33b/)

100 Lists are also racist

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 02:44 PM (Izzlo)

101 Reality is racist. There, all done.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2020 02:45 PM (PiwSw)

102 It's Salem all the way down and the teenage girls are wearing BLM t-shirts.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 02:45 PM (HhXSr)

103 Dang it.

Clothes

Eating with utensils

Number systems greater that count higher than 3

Posted by: StefanH at July 09, 2020 02:45 PM (LDja2)

104 Glad to see Titiana McGrath is back again. She probably doesn't need to make an exhaustive list: Just put "being white" means that you're racist, and leave it at that. That's pretty much what the Seattle course for racism says.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 02:45 PM (oDRcK)

105 You know.... pointing out things that are racist is racist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2020 02:45 PM (dNzKv)

106 Seems as logical and rational as everything else these days!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (eTZoJ)

107 After Charlie Daniels died, I was wandering about YouTube listening to old country. I came across David Allen Coke's "If that ain't country..." it had some objectionable words but one phrase seemed off.
"Slaving away" still has the connotations of hard work for little benefit that it always did. The phrase Mr Coe used, workin' like a n*****, doesn't hold the same stereotype it used to. The new sterotype would mean almost the opposite of hard labor.

Posted by: Downcast at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (Wb4VT)

108 I grew up in the Bronx in the 70's, the '77 blackout was quite illuminating.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (pxPu3)

109 That every single thing is sources is both hilarious and awful.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (GbPPJ)

110 108 I grew up in the Bronx in the 70's, the '77 blackout was quite illuminating.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (pxPu3)

=========

Ironic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

111 The only difference between "Titania's" stand-up show and a TED Talk or a college lecture hall is that people are laughing at the obvious absurdity. I had never seen anything of the act before, but as near as I can tell, if no one laughed it would be *very* serious and important.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (hYcqw)

112 I guess it's all my fault. sorry. not really. fuck you.

Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (nFwvY)

113 I love that the corporate response to all of this stuff is to completely eliminate representations of minorities, and the left is apparently OK with it.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)

-

hahahahahaha

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (yyjgA)

114 Monogamy

Living in houses

Not raping people


Posted by: StefanH at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (LDja2)

115 On another note, there is a rumor floating around at my workplace that we are all going to have to get COVID tests. Even though we've all been here the whole time and nobody is sick. Fuck my life, seriously.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (j0qnN)

116 Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 02:41 PM (WX+x0)

Titiana is a made up person by a guy who's making mock of all this stupidity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (oDRcK)

117 L'Orιal plans to not use the word " whitening"? Do they plan on no longer producing skin bleaching products, which they have for years?

I don't mean products for the occasional sunspot. I mean products for dark skinned women to lighten their skin.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (AD3JT)

118 Not going to comment on this thread anymore. Every time I post a comment, it resets to the top of the page, then I have to wait for all of the twatters to load before I can jump to the bottom again. The site really needs a "jump to the bottom" link at the very top.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (dNzKv)

119 I think black men could humanize themselves by making public declarations that they are not well-hung and not incredible lovers. Otherwise they are failing to challenge stereotypes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (oVJmc)

120 Racism is inclusive. It covers everything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (oDRcK)

121 We need a new national policy on immigration: Electrified Moose aiming a 50 cal at your skull out front shoulda told ya: we are CLOSED.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 09, 2020 02:42 PM (67sg6)

I would happily settle for limiting it to people who want to assimilate and become Americans.

For instance, we could take all of the Hong Kong protesters and we'd probably be better off for it.

Just stop bringing in people that hate America and want to turn it into Istanistan, The Glorious People's Most Serene Democratic Republic of Woke, or Mexico del Norte.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (O4K4J)

122 President-elect Kayne West said - "Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING."

Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (buTO7)

123 This is like the French Revolution's mania over "reason." Everything had to change because "reason." The days of the week, the months in the year, religion, everything had to be sacrificed on the altar of "reason" - and no one was ever reasonable enough to keep their heads for long

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (Izzlo)

124 If everything is racist, then nothing is racist.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (BeYX8)

125 Shit, I may reopen my Twitter account just to follow this lady! Spot. On.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (dUJdY)

126 . White people speaking


. White people not speaking


. White people existing

Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (S7Pes)

127 Asking "how are you?"
---------------------------


Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (s33b/)

128 Yeah but the left will adopt the ideas in toto. Insanity and madness and mass hysteria. Shotguns are good to go. Not amused anymore.

Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (WX+x0)

129 I don't hate any people except Albanians.


I'm a little iffy on Yugoslavians.


But no one else.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (pxPu3)

130 Do you have an "end" button on your computer, Cat? maybe you're on a phone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (r+sAi)

131 Those headlines are f*cking ridiculous. Seriously
mentally effed up. Like the people that wrote them need to be banished
to a Siberia-like area and never be heard from again, while having
whatever useless college degrees they earned yanked from them. They
should be locked up in those wooden head lock things and have rotten
garbage thrown at their faces until they beg for forgiveness from the
human race.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)


You misspelled "shot with the ammo inventory of a B-17, lit on fire, dropped from 20,000 feet, then pissed on, and left to rot in the sun".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (9Om/r)

132 If I wear black trousers, is that equivalent to blackface? Am I problematic when I dress for work?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (hYcqw)

133 122 President-elect Kayne West said - "Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING."
Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 02:48 PM (buTO7)


Fixing sh*it is racist, Kanye.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

134 52
Well, she's right about dogs...



I had a boxer that was just downright racist. Don't know why, but that dog just didn't like blacks.





Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (mrrpT)

I had a Newfoundland (black) dog who was the same way.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (N39Ws)

135 I was a meter reader when I was a kid. I can attest that dogs can be racists. Some dogs in white neighborhoods went berserk when a black meter reader jumped over the fence and some dogs in black neighborhoods did the same to whites.

We didn't care. Black or white, we beat the shit out of any dog that attacked us.

Posted by: DanMan at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (XTiHL)

136 129 I don't hate any people except Albanians.


I'm a little iffy on Yugoslavians.


But no one else.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (pxPu3)

===========

And Todd.

Fucking Todd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

137 Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (TZi47)


The only thing that could have made that any more Canadian would have been if the hockey stick girl pulled a protestors sweater over their head and then pummeled them.

Style points off the hockey stick girl for not performing a two-handed slash to the chops.


Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

138 So Biden is going to run an American First campaign without calling it that of course. But stealing Trumps message. And Sanders is not pleased. However Sanders will still support Biden.
The 'crats have nothing so they have to steal Trumps message, pretty low. But anything for power, l guess. And it could work in some swing states.

Posted by: Case at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (aDSHr)

139 HAHAHAHAHHAHA:
https://tinyurl.com/yal8qyxu

(Link to a Titania tweet)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (hYcqw)

140 20
What does "TITIANA" mean in Latin?

Titans

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (3aI0K)

141 wearing clothes is racist. real africans dont wear clothes

Posted by: angsterdamn at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (c/0cj)

142 And Todd.

Fucking Todd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)


But not Todd from Paul W.S. Anderson's "Soldier". He was awesome. As was Connie Nielsen.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (PiwSw)

143 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)

Well said Joe, except SMH is differently colored. And very attractive I might add.

Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (0jyyp)

144 >>I had a boxer that was just downright racist. Don't know why, but that dog just didn't like blacks.


Well, they don't see colors.

I am assuming seeing negatives would be a bit confusing to their walnut sized brains.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (4Ya3G)

145 To everyone making the joke that "everything is racist, so now we can move on", I need you to understand something serious. They are not ready to LET you move on.

Next come the struggle sessions. You have to admit your every breath and act is racist and you have to fully commit to whatever program they set for you to constantly and actively prove your commitment to whatever humiliations they want you to do.

Some of you will say, "Good, bring it." Sometimes I think like that. But honestly, I'm fairly convinced this Civil War is going to make the first one look downright genial.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (YYlyE)

146 I think having his father-in-law become a second mother-in-law drove Kanye insane.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (oVJmc)

147 Shorter list-- things that are not racist:
1)

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (+CAgs)

148 I don't mean products for the occasional sunspot. I mean products for dark skinned women to lighten their skin.
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (AD3JT)

---

Fade cream.

Ambi is an example.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (RU4sa)

149 124
If everything is racist, then nothing is racist.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (BeYX


_____________



Exactly. And if every Republican presidential candidate is literally Hitler, turn all the evil he did -- and its victims' lives -- is diminished and trivialised.

Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (S7Pes)

150 Methinks Titiana complains too much .. is racist

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (3aI0K)

151 Gretchen being all Whitmerey:

Michigan medical professionals will need to undergo implicit bias
training in order to be licensed by the state, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and
state leaders announced Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/y9d3mbqc

Posted by: fly at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (2M/TV)

152 So Biden is going to run an American First campaign without calling it that of course. But stealing Trumps message. And Sanders is not pleased. However Sanders will still support Biden.
The 'crats have nothing so they have to steal Trumps message, pretty low. But anything for power, l guess. And it could work in some swing states.
Posted by: Case at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (aDSHr)
+++++++++
Like when he did the press conference for his "shadow coronavirus task force" when he discussed everything the Great Biden would have done to combat the virus, and it was everything that Trump already did, except no one talked about him cribbing his strategy from the real McCoy?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (hYcqw)

153 willowed: 495 Trump should simply say that to delay until after election is to put our republic at risk due to the nature of the allegations, and amounts to gross negligence, and ignores the best interests of the American people. And you better hope I don't get re-elected, because if I am, I am going to appoint a ball-breaker AG, and all hell is gonna break out!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 09, 2020 02:46 PM (7Ezdo)

He had two bites at that apple. I really don't think that even he plans on prosecuting.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (ONvIw)

154 Looks similar to the list of the things the Army calls racist:

https://tinyurl.com/y7ng3fhf

Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (oh+79)

155 Agrarian societies

The wheel

Animal husbandry

Posted by: StefanH at July 09, 2020 02:53 PM (LDja2)

156 >>I don't hate any people except Albanians.


Europe's Mexico.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (4Ya3G)

157 Well said Joe, except SMH is differently colored. And very attractive I might add.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (0jyyp)
++++++++++++
I knew she was an 'ette. I stand by it. This is how these people think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (hYcqw)

158 Watched some of the press briefing. If there was any doubt today's SCOTUS decision was good for Trump, it's now removed. Only a couple questions on decisions that were so weak Kaleigh swatted them back at the reporters nicely. Reporters stayed focused on the "Rona"

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (G0vdT)

159 I don't mean products for the occasional sunspot. I mean products for dark skinned women to lighten their skin.
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2020 02:47 PM (AD3JT)

Worked for Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (gFsc7)

160 52

Well, she's right about dogs...





I had a boxer that was just downright racist. Don't know why, but that dog just didn't like blacks.









Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (mrrpT)

I had a Newfoundland (black) dog who was the same way.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (N39Ws)


I had a German shepherd that would go absolute berserk every time he saw a black person. Terrifying the black person.


Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (gmo/4)

161 He did find a woman who looks like the Twitter avatar, and she went out on tour and was hilarious:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTbXjksvsbI Posted by Sharkman
===========================
Watched it. LOL

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (Pqytn)

162 You know what's racist?

Shoes!

Us Natives, we had moccasins, and... uh...

Let's just ignore that and pretend that shoes are an implement of Western colonial authority, a symbol of Queen and Country, so we can get BLM to start the "free the feet" movement.

Then we throw Legos when they're marching.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (O4K4J)

163 143 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)

Well said Joe, except SMH is differently colored. And very attractive I might add.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (0jyyp)

---

I wasn't about to nitpick...

And thanks for the compliment.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (RU4sa)

164 There is also a book by Andrew Doyle (writing as Titania McGrath), called Woke: A Guide to Social Justice,and there is a second book, for kids, coming out in October called:

My First Little Book of Intersectional Activism.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (BM2fS)

165 THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 6)

SoapToothpasteWhite people speakingWhite people not speaking

It's a (Kafka) trap!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (SchxB)

166 Joe Biden likes poor kids just as much as the white kids.

Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (buTO7)

167 Jordan61: "On another note, there is a rumor floating around at my workplace that we are all going to have to get COVID tests..."

I keep wondering... this would accomplish what exactly? That you don't have it but still have to follow CDC protocol du jour? Or that you do have it and... you still have to follow CDC protocol? Or that you don't have it as of 2:45 PM Wednesday but may still get it at 3:00 PM Wednesday yet be declared virus free until the next round of testing... and, again, still have to follow CDC protocols?

I mean I simply don't get the point of all this prophylactic testing unless we're all just getting volunteered into history's greatest data collection operation involuntarily while getting pushed around as pawns in a cynical political operation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 02:56 PM (HhXSr)

168 160 52

Well, she's right about dogs...





I had a boxer that was just downright racist. Don't know why, but that dog just didn't like blacks.









Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:38 PM (mrrpT)

I had a Newfoundland (black) dog who was the same way.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2020 02:50 PM (N39Ws)


I had a German shepherd that would go absolute berserk every time he saw a black person. Terrifying the black person.


Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2020 02:54 PM (gmo/4)

I read somewhere that the dog sees someone of a different color than their owner as being part of a different pack, and will think of them as a threat.

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 02:56 PM (Izzlo)

169 The world could use a special asylum reserved for anyone who's ever been published in The Guardian.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

170 Lego is racist as sh*t.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 09, 2020 02:56 PM (WkcqF)

171
If everything is racist then we have to burn everything down.

I think that the prog/left/soros plan.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (ZCiJZ)

172 Some of you will say, "Good, bring it." Sometimes I think like that. But honestly, I'm fairly convinced this Civil War is going to make the first one look downright genial.

Posted by: bonhomme
yes. I'm mad as hell and I fully intend to make every single Dem I can identify suffer for dragging down my country if this shit actually happens. and I do mean in very explicit movie of the week painful as I can make it show-man-ship suffering.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (VcFUs)

173 136 129 I don't hate any people except Albanians.


I've never had any problem with Albanians.

Except those Albanian midgets. That's why I'm an atheist.

If there was a God, there wouldn't be any Albanian midgets.

Posted by: jwest at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (mrrpT)

174

First Peoples never wore underwear... HAYNES IS RACIST!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (d6DSt)

175 So Biden is going to run an American First campaign without calling it that of course. But stealing Trumps message. And Sanders is not pleased. However Sanders will still support Biden.
The 'crats have nothing so they have to steal Trumps message, pretty low. But anything for power, l guess. And it could work in some swing states.
Posted by: Case at July 09, 2020 02:51 PM (aDSHr)
+++++++++

Wait til Trump starts campaigning in earnest

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (gtdYu)

176 "The Unbearable Whiteness of Hiking and How To Solve It"

LOL.

I think as long as you don't go to any National Parks it's not quite as racist. So just hike around your neighborhood. However, If you have no POC in your neighborhood then that's racist and you are responsible for that lack of diversity.

Oh, yes, don't wear hiking clothes because some POC couldn't afford nice hiking clothes and that makes you racist AND classist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (oDRcK)

177 Them: "YOUR SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"


Me: "I wish."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (oVJmc)

178 Can we make Science Fiction problematic? How do all those actors who arrogate to themselves the role of "space heroes" portray their intergalactic adventures, having no lived experience along those lines?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (hYcqw)

179 "126 . White people speaking


. White people not speaking


. White people existing
Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 02:49 PM (S7Pes)"

That's the end game.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (puu6v)

180 L'Oreal plans to not use the word " whitening"? Do they plan on no longer producing skin bleaching products, which they have for years?

I don't mean products for the occasional sunspot. I mean products for dark skinned women to lighten their skin.
Posted by: Ktgreat


So. Anal bleaching is right out?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (QFqpA)

181 141 wearing clothes is racist. real africans dont wear clothes
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (c/0cj)

And wearing a jock strap is cultural appropriation, comin' and goin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (gFsc7)

182 52
I saw a TV show years ago where they showed pet dogs in South Africa. White people's dogs hated black people and vice versa. One dog would lurk behind a fence and wait for people of the opposite color to walk by so he could jump out at them. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (2+j2N)

183 I think as long as you don't go to any National Parks it's not quite as racist. So just hike around your neighborhood. However, If you have no POC in your neighborhood then that's racist and you are responsible for that lack of diversity. ...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (oDRcK)
+++++++++
Wait. Am I allowed to go hiking in "diverse" areas, or am I intruding on their spaces and acting as a colonist?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (hYcqw)

184 I don't hate any people except Albanians.



There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (oVJmc)

185 along these lines, I'm kinda wondering why we don't see a compilation of all the things were were told by the experts when covid broke out, and include all the shameless changes in course by those self-same experts.
It should be equally devastating. Maybe they're saving it?

Posted by: artemis at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (AwPyG)

186 Piece of garbage WSJ states that Trump embracing school reopening is an "election pitch".

Sure thing, dunces.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (VpIIl)

187 174

First Peoples never wore underwear... HAYNES IS RACIST!
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (d6DSt)


I had a consulting gig at Haynes once. Everybody was sitting around a conference table wearing suits and ties, and on the walls were posters of underwear models. Very strange.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (PiwSw)

188 >>So. Anal bleaching is right out?


I think you are only supposed to bleach the outside.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (4Ya3G)

189 Observing race is racist.
Ignoring race is racist.
Not being racist is racist.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

190 It's a Parody or sarcasm. Great list with footnotes.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (kfcYC)

191 First Peoples never wore underwear... HAYNES IS RACIST!
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (d6DSt)

And "Fruit of the Loom" is homophobic!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (gFsc7)

192 86 Land-o-lakes deleted the Indian lady but kept the land.

I love that the corporate response to all of this stuff is to completely eliminate representations of minorities, and the left is apparently OK with it.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2020 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)

Yep, I've noticed that too.

Posted by: Liberty at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (Icu+E)

193 Life cereal is hella racist and dismissive of Black Life cereal (if any).

Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (buTO7)

194 First Peoples never wore underwear... HAYNES IS RACIST!
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (d6DSt)

Tighty whities are racist.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

195 Piece of garbage WSJ states that Trump embracing school reopening is an "election pitch".


How could it be when so many people are against re-opening?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (gtdYu)

196 Some of you will say, "Good, bring it." Sometimes I think like that. But honestly, I'm fairly convinced this Civil War is going to make the first one look downright genial.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 02:52 PM (YYlyE)

This one will start door to door right off the bat. And they'll decide when.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:01 PM (ONvIw)

197 I think you are only supposed to bleach the outside.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (4Ya3G)


And don't forget the sunscreen!

Posted by: Josh Brolin at July 09, 2020 03:01 PM (PiwSw)

198 I think I am going to move to the jungle.

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2020 03:01 PM (prhBS)

199 My skid marks are racey, not racist.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2020 03:01 PM (sWM8x)

200 The Big Shut Up is coming.

Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2020 03:02 PM (H9UzW)

201 172 Some of you will say, "Good, bring it." Sometimes I think like that. But honestly, I'm fairly convinced this Civil War is going to make the first one look downright genial.

Posted by: bonhomme

yup, they took prisoners in CW1.

Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 03:02 PM (nFwvY)

202 1)
Posted by: RoyalOil

This is sexist! It's a long pointy dick in a smooth hollow space!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 09, 2020 03:02 PM (d6DSt)

203 I think the solution is just to force black people to hike, take up knitting, and these other activities they aren't represented in.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 03:02 PM (JKNZq)

204 Metal smithing
Irrigation
Crop rotation

Posted by: StefanH at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (LDja2)

205 Hey everybody.

Well I guess the SCOTUS rulings today are a nothing burger, after seeing some screeching headlines that PDT now has to release his tax returns. Otherwise, I was assuming Ace would have up a flaming skull.

HotFar says these are temporary setbacks but long-term wins for the Trump admin and that even if the usual suspects do eventually get their grimy paws on the returns, it won't be until well after November.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (L2ZTs)

206 Some of you will say, "Good, bring it." Sometimes I think like that. But honestly, I'm fairly convinced this Civil War is going to make the first one look downright genial.

Posted by: bonhomme

I don't think the combatants in the first Civil War hated each other. Hate is the baseline for what's brewing now.

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (Izzlo)

207 LOL. That about covers it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (A5zUN)

208 I guess one can no longer be the master of their destiny. One can no longer master a subject (Master's degree? RACIST!). Forget about being a ship's Master.

Posted by: jim at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

209 This is...awkward...

*turns it up*

White Horse - Laid Back 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwATF5dnfq4

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (RU4sa)

210 But wearing blackface while standing next to a guy in KKK costume, or vice versa because, hell, you wore both apparently, is totally forgivable as long as you kill babies. Of predominantly minorities, of course.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (1ISKN)

211 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 02:56 PM (HhXSr)

I don't understand it, either, for all the reasons you stated.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (j0qnN)

212 Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 09, 2020 02:57 PM (VcFUs)

I did finally figure out why I am so angry over the Government closing everything down for the Covids.

This will be a wasted year of my life. I can't travel, can't date, can't go see friends, can't go out to eat, or drink.

I don't have that many good years left, and they are wasting one of them, for something that I didn't do. For something that is a non threat.

And I will never be able to get this year back.

But worse? My Mom is 91. This could very well be her LAST year, and she can't even go to church.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (NgKpN)

213 198 I think I am going to move to the jungle.
Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2020 03:01 PM (prhBS)

Oh, you better believe that's racist.

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (Izzlo)

214 I have a legitimate question about the "Black Out" notion. This is a movement for black people to shop *only* at black-owned stores and do business *only* with black-owned enterprises, to remove their capital from the white supremacist economy.

Okay. That's their right. It does a raise a question for me, though. Actually, two:
1) What about publicly-traded companies, all of which (in all probability) have black shareholders?
2) Am I, as a white person, allowed to or expected to also do business with black-owned enterprises during the "Black Out?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)

215 And here I was thinking everything was racist. Turns out only about 93 percent of everything Is racist. Don*t I feel like a moron.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at July 09, 2020 03:04 PM (jxv7F)

216 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM (hYcqw)



I think you're on to something there, Joe. You can't hike in diverse area. You can teach a class for some folks in Seattle if they allow you to, and as long as you beat yourself up thoroughly beforehand for your completely internalized racism.

And for goodness sake if you run into a white friend of yours who did not avoid their racism simply by marrying a
woman of color please tell the white father to stop bouncing their baby on their knee. Someone could be offended!!!!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (oDRcK)

217 PLEASE remember Titania is a parody.

Posted by: Robert Ives at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (3BKt+)

218 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

I think you're getting the hang of this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (eTZoJ)

219 I think one big takeaway from the tax return ruling: you can't sue congress for malicious prosecution, but you can sue the NYSD. and trump would have no qualms

Posted by: artemis at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (AwPyG)

220 208 I guess one can no longer be the master of their destiny. One can no longer master a subject (Master's degree? RACIST!). Forget about being a ship's Master.
Posted by: jim at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

Whose duh Master!

Posted by: Sho Nuff at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (NgKpN)

221 The Rule of Law: Except for Portland, Seattle, Chicago, NYC, St. Louis, Detroit, DC, Houston, etc., etc.,

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (Pqytn)

222 217 PLEASE remember Titania is a parody.
Posted by: Robert Ives at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (3BKt+)

---

We know.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (RU4sa)

223 Land-o-lakes deleted the Indian lady but kept the land.


Posted by: Ian S.



Same thing the white man has done for four hundred years.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (QFqpA)

224 Anyway, like I was sayin', racism is the fruit of the critical theorists. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, racism-kabobs, racism creole, racism gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple racism, lemon racism, coconut racism, pepper racism, racism soup, racism stew, racism salad, racism and potatoes, racism burger, racism sandwich. That - that's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

225 Here he comes,
Here comes Speed Racist,
He's a demon on wheels...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (oVJmc)

226 HotFar says these are temporary setbacks but
long-term wins for the Trump admin and that even if the usual suspects
do eventually get their grimy paws on the returns, it won't be until
well after November.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (L2ZTs)

They already have his returns.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (s33b/)

227 I don't think the combatants in the first Civil War hated each other. Hate is the baseline for what's brewing now.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (Izzlo)

If we hit the point of having another one... and it looks increasingly likely every day... it's going to look more like one of those Eastern European fuckfests.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (O4K4J)

228 VERY VERY RACIST: Not resisting arrest.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (oVJmc)

229
I don't think the combatants in the first Civil War hated each other. Hate is the baseline for what's brewing now.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:03 PM (Izzlo)

Agreed, that's why I'm picturing something more akin to the India/Pakistan partition and everything that came with that. The silver lining being that we would be much better armed than 1940s India.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (LZ7Gl)

230 I wasn't about to nitpick...

And thanks for the compliment.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 02:55 PM (RU4sa)

I picked the nits for you (that's prolly racist too). Hope it wasn't too creepy. I'm mostly a lurker so you don't know me.

Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (0jyyp)

231 I think you're getting the hang of this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

definitely racist

Posted by: harley at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (2EU+/)

232 OT:

Prolly already covered here, AP is now planting the story that the feds are SOOOOO concerned Jizzlaine might kill herself, they're removing bedsheets and taking other steps to keep her safe and comfy.

Uh huh.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)

233 Based on what my Grandfather called them, Brazil Nuts are racist. Also, I'm racist because of what my Grandfather called Brazil Nuts.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (EfZg4)

234 If we hit the point of having another one... and it looks increasingly likely every day... it's going to look more like one of those Eastern European fuckfests.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (O4K4J)

And not the good Vivid Video kind either.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

235 If blacks get segregated clubs, businesses, schools...why shouldn't everyone/anyone else? I think white Christian men should start clubs and schools and deny entrance to women and minorities. Fair is fair.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (ONvIw)

236 In NC, the Wuhan Flu case rate is slowly increasing and the death rate is plummeting. 70% of the infected are under 50 years old

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (Pqytn)

237 Them: "YOUR SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"





Me: "I wish."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 02:58 PM (oVJmc)

Seriously. If that was the case, then call me Marcel Marceau.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (s33b/)

238 https://youtu.be/I_7yrwYAYw0

10 Quick Examples of Black Privilege by Blue Collar Logic

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (JKNZq)

239 I picked the nits for you (that's prolly racist too). Hope it wasn't too creepy. I'm mostly a lurker so you don't know me.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (0jyyp)

Lurking is racist.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

240 223 Land-o-lakes deleted the Indian lady but kept the land.


Posted by: Ian S.



Same thing the white man has done for four hundred years.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (QFqpA)

Sorry, but we decree you do not have the authority to take that Indian Maiden from her Land of Lakes.

Posted by: US Supreme Court at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (NgKpN)

241 But I'm not suicidal!!!

Posted by: G Max at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (s33b/)

242 Horse racist. I think the first jockey to win the Kentucky Derby was black.

Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (cILWK)

243 Posted by: Romeo13

I am absolutely livid that I've given my country the best physical years of my life defending the Constitution, resulting in disabilities out the ass and up the ying-yang that are quite painful 24/7/365 and these cvcksuckers are doing their level best to destroy it.
I gauran-dam-tee that i'll take no prisoners. I'll probably leave casualties in my wake to force them to remove tow more to care for the casualty. I am that fvcking pissed off.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (VcFUs)

244 Uh huh.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)

I'm thinking she'll "suicide" between 0645 and 0715 on Sunday morning.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:09 PM (ONvIw)

245 Buckle up. Joy Reid is taking over the old Chris Matthews daily time slot at MSDNC.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 09, 2020 03:09 PM (NVYyb)

246 Somebody posted a very simple flow chart on Twitter the other day:

How To Tell If Something Is Racist:

Does it exist? Yes -------> It's racist.
No --------> It will be, once it does.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 03:09 PM (BM2fS)

247 Everything is racist but the term "black out" is fine.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Left.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:09 PM (s33b/)

248 162 You know what's racist?

Shoes!

Us Natives, we had moccasins, and... uh...

Let's just ignore that and pretend that shoes are an implement of Western colonial authority, a symbol of Queen and Country, so we can get BLM to start the "free the feet" movement.

Then we throw Legos when they're marching.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est

Jacks are much worse on bare feet. It's why Jackboots were invented. True dat.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 09, 2020 03:09 PM (kfcYC)

249 236 In NC, the Wuhan Flu case rate is slowly increasing and the death rate is plummeting. 70% of the infected are under 50 years old
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (Pqytn)

Or, in other words, they are finally testing lots of people under 50.

The ones who were not sick enough to go to the Hospital, but are now getting tested if they have a cold.

Posted by: US Supreme Court at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (NgKpN)

250 @232

If they want you not dead, you will be not dead.


If she becomes dead, then they wanted her dead.


Simple as that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (pxPu3)

251 This will be a wasted year of my life. I can't travel, can't date, can't go see friends, can't go out to eat, or drink.

Posted by: Romeo13


Netflix and chill and smash are totally acceptable per Fauci.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (QFqpA)

252 Can 2020 get any stupider?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (k4dH2)

253
Prolly already covered here, AP is now planting the story that the feds are SOOOOO concerned Jizzlaine might kill herself, they're removing bedsheets and taking other steps to keep her safe and comfy.

Uh huh.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)

Suicide would be too obvious. Shes gonna come down with a bad case of covid.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (LZ7Gl)

254 180
So. Anal bleaching is right out?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 02:59 PM

Hey now! Let's not go overboard here!

Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (3duqG)

255 Them: "YOUR SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"

Me: "Shhhhhh, this head shot isn't going to aim itself."

Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (BM2fS)

256 Make "Plessy v Ferguson" Great Again!

Posted by: The Left at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

257 I also read at FB, courtesy of Ruben Navarette, that Kanye West just publicly called out Planned Parenthood for its racist roots.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (L2ZTs)

258 I was leftured last year by a crazy racists ***t at work that "not being 100% aware of race at all times is actually the most racist thing".

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (s33b/)

259 Lurking is racist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (NWiLs)
------------

Yeah, well, so's not lurking.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (WEBkv)

260 Did anyone say Mayonnaise? Mayonnaise is as racist as it gets. So is White Sugar. Of course if you call anyone Brown Sugar, that's racist too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (Kpl3J)

261 Those who forget history are doomed to forget it.

Posted by: Idiocracy at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (buTO7)

262 252 Can 2020 get any stupider?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (k4dH2)

Are you kidding?

Yes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (puu6v)

263 If we hit the point of having another one... and it looks increasingly likely every day... it's going to look more like one of those Eastern European fuckfests.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 09, 2020 03:06 PM (O4K4J)

Yes.

It's not as cut and dried as "North" and "South."
And few have any particular affinity for their STATE

So there will be Red people in Blue states fucking up shit in their state and vice versa

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (gtdYu)

264 "Them: "YOUR SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!""

And their violence is a peacful protest.


Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (MxEKc)

265 I also read at FB, courtesy of Ruben Navarette, that
Kanye West just publicly called out Planned Parenthood for its racist
roots.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (L2ZTs)

Oh man, please let this be true.

Kanye will be sharing a cell with Jizz-Max pretty soon.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (s33b/)

266 I was leftured last year by a crazy racists ***t at work that "not being 100% aware of race at all times is actually the most racist thing".
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (s33b/)
-----------

The race hustlers and gender hustlers are in a battle for victim supremacy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (WEBkv)

267 261 Those who forget history are doomed to forget it.
Posted by: Idiocracy at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (buTO7)

Most of these cretins never knew history.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (puu6v)

268 Damn mermaid flaunting her fishy parts. Racist!

Posted by: turambar at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Gylu/)

269 is it racist to not know how to pronounce "Latinx"?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (4a9Vv)

270 Them: "YOUR SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"





This just in Depeche Mode's Enjoy the Silence has been declared a hate crime



Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (v/F5U)

271 203 I think the solution is just to force black people to hike, take up knitting, and these other activities they aren't represented in.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 03:02 PM (JKNZq)

Knitting? It's enough that plus sized black women are the usual models for knitting patterns, isn't it?

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (ONvIw)

272 PLEASE remember Titania is a parody.
Posted by: Robert Ives at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (3BKt+)

---

We know.
Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2020 03:05 PM (RU4sa)


Not everyone does. It's probably not a bad idea to post reminders here, because not everyone is reading all the comments, nor do they follow twatter.

I wasn't sure myself, but then everyone started saying it early in the thread.

And no, I'm not sure Ace was sure himself when he posted this.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (hku12)

273 What a deeply stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: vivi at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (11H2y)

274 This will be a wasted year of my life. I can't travel, can't date, can't go see friends, can't go out to eat, or drink.

Posted by: Romeo13

Yeah, I started the year off determined to meet someone. I got professional head shots done, joined a bunch of dating apps, and then the China flu hit. Of course I'd pick the year to get serious about dating as the year when every bar & restaurant gets shut down & every attraction is closed, and no one can leave their homes.

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)

275 If blacks get segregated clubs, businesses, schools...why shouldn't everyone/anyone else? I think white Christian men should start clubs and schools and deny entrance to women and minorities. Fair is fair.
Posted by: CN


I know!
We could call it Young Men's Christian Association!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (QFqpA)

276 That's quite a list of racist things. I'm impressed.

Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (clsJu)

277 All these racist things...



I guess I have to get rid of my Mr. Potato Head now too. If they did Katy Perry's shoes, this must be next.

But you'll have to pry my Magic 8 Ball out of my cold, dead hands !

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (R2gO3)

278 Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est: "If we hit the point of having another one... and it looks increasingly likely every day... it's going to look more like one of those Eastern European fuckfests."

Bosnia-Herzegovina but on a much bigger scale. Starting out neighborhood to neighborhood then coalescing into urban versus rural. My worry about this is not trivial.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (HhXSr)

279 Can 2020 get any stupider?


Hold My Beer.

Posted by: 1917 at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (oVJmc)

280 Netflix and chill and smash are totally acceptable per Fauci.


And strangers with glory holes

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (nRWPy)

281 Now that I know that everything I do and am -- or not do and am not -- is racist, and that everything in the world is racist, I have been freed to just ignore that and live my life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

282

So, everything is.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (lg/F7)

283 Those who forget history are doomed to forget it.
Posted by: Idiocracy at July 09, 2020 03:11 PM (buTO7)
+++++++++++
Those who forget history are doomed to be shoved into gulags by those who didn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:13 PM (hYcqw)

284 I thought Tatianna McGrath was the new Geoffrey Elfwick.

Posted by: 1917 at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (oVJmc)

285 Things that are racist:
Showing up on time.
Showing up at all.
Showing up sober.
Showing up prepared.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (pw+jk)

286 Why come you got no mask?

Posted by: Idiocracy at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (buTO7)

287 I gauran-dam-tee that i'll take no prisoners. I'll
probably leave casualties in my wake to force them to remove tow more to
care for the casualty. I am that fvcking pissed off.


Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (VcFUs)

Fuck it, plant them all.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (9Om/r)

288 I know!
We could call it Young Men's Christian Association!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (QFqpA)

LOL. Or Boy Scouts just for boys and straight men leaders.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (ONvIw)

289 "How could it be when so many people are against re-opening?



Posted by: JoeF"


The left has managed to come out in favor of keeping kids out of school and being being home schooled.

Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (MxEKc)

290 Living is racist.


Dying is racist.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (vWGUH)

291 If everything is racist nothing is. Half of our country has lost it's marbles.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (0OmEj)

292 Is "lefturing" good? Does it scan? Can we make it a thing? Every day a new lefture from the Left? As if we're all stooopid.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (s33b/)

293 But I'm not suicidal!!!
Posted by: G Max at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (s33b/)


You're not fooling anyone.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (hku12)

294

Fried chicken, watermelon and malt liquor are racist and must be banned immediately!

Unless of course, it for medicinal purposes.

Medical Fried Chicken!

Posted by: Cartman, NAACP Spokeskid at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (d6DSt)

295 Y'ever get the feeling we are cruising up the river toward The Heart of Marxness? The Horror

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (Wm5SB)

296 If everything is racist nothing is. Half of our country has lost it's marbles.


Having marbles is racist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (oVJmc)

297 Netflix and chill and smash are totally acceptable per Fauci

But you should wear masks while knocking boots because there's on other possible means of transmission

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

298 Walking in LA is racist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (r+sAi)

299 Good rundown by Whig on the Oklahoma Tribal ruling by Gorsuch last thread.

I realize that Oklahoma has now been fucked up far more than I thought. Basically Eastern Oklahoma isn't Oklahoma anymore, but nobody knows what it is. Which probably means it's going to turn into a private fiefdom ruled by a handful of Judges who do whatever the hell they feel like doing. (or are well paid to do)

Democracy in Eastern Oklahoma? Wiped out with nothing more than a few pieces of paper.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)

300 What a deeply stupid time to be alive.

--

Simply unbelievable, isn't it?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 03:16 PM (O+I8R)

301 EVERYTHING IS RACIIIISSST!
EVERYTHING IS RACIST WHEN YOU'VE GOT NOTHIN ELSE!

EVERYTHING IS RACIIIISSST!
EVERYTHING IS RACIST WHEN YOU'RE ON THE LEEEFFFT!

Posted by: pookysgirl, watching Lego Movie for the fifth time this week at July 09, 2020 03:16 PM (XKZwp)

302 Is "lefturing" good? Does it scan? Can we make it a thing? Every day a new lefture from the Left? As if we're all stooopid.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 03:14 PM (s33b/)
-----------

Hah, next time I start getting a lecture from a leftist, I'll accuse them of "leftspaining" and how demeaning the whole experience was.

Should be good for a laugh or two.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:16 PM (WEBkv)

303 Fried chicken, watermelon and malt liquor are racist and must be banned immediately!

Unless of course, it for medicinal purposes.

Medical Fried Chicken!
Posted by: Cartman



Medicinal Colt 45
Medicinal Thunderbird
Medicinal 2 Buck Chuck

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (QFqpA)

304 Yeah, I started the year off determined to meet someone. I got professional head shots done, joined a bunch of dating apps, and then the China flu hit. Of course I'd pick the year to get serious about dating as the year when every bar & restaurant gets shut down & every attraction is closed, and no one can leave their homes.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)

I actually wish I had a way to GET the damn Covids.

I'm healthy. I'd take the very small chance of it being serious if I could get over it and get some life back.

But just think of the Dating Ad you could do.

Hey Ladies, just to let you know, I'm safe. I've already had the Covid 19 Virus, so am open to dating.

I'd be the new Paulo.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (NgKpN)

305 Dumbest knitting ad I've seen was a shoot for an Icelandic knitting designer. Yes, they had to ship a black woman up there so they could use her as a model. That's mostly how they seem black women in the knitting industry.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (JKNZq)

306 Prolly already covered here, AP is now planting the story that the feds are SOOOOO concerned Jizzlaine might kill herself, they're removing bedsheets and taking other steps to keep her safe and comfy.

Uh huh.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)

Suicide would be too obvious. Shes gonna come down with a bad case of covid.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (LZ7Gl)


You gotta admit though, that would be luxurious. If everyone knows they want her dead, and nobody believes lightning could POSSIBLY strike twice, where a high profile prisoner manages to pull off a suicide, right under their noses...

And they'd get away with it too... well, you almost have to admire that level of chutzpah.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (hku12)

307 But you should wear masks while knocking boots because there's on other possible means of transmission
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++++
What about the NYC public health department's recommendation that people use glory holes? Is that still acceptable, or has it been superseded?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (hYcqw)

308 Aren't jazz hands cultural appropriation?

Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (S7Pes)

309 Suicide would be too obvious. Shes gonna come down with a bad case of covid.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 09, 2020 03:10 PM (LZ7Gl)

The only possible unquestionable cause of death is death with Covid and obviously since no coroner could safely examine the corpse, her body was immediately cremated for the safety of the entire medical community !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (eTZoJ)

310 I think we can all agree that Pie is never racist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (r+sAi)

311 295 Y'ever get the feeling we are cruising up the river toward The Heart of Marxness? The Horror
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (Wm5SB)

If we were headed upriver, at least we could stop. I feel more like we're a few hundred yards from the top of Niagra Falls, and picking up speed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)

312 White people listening to "black music"
White people listening to "white music"

White people listening to music.

White people.

Poop.

Posted by: Charles Mingus at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (LilNs)

313 Is black men wanting hot white women racist?

Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (MxEKc)

314 Things that are racist:
Inventing the airplane.
Harnessing Steam.
Inventing the internal combustion engine
Discovering electricity.
Harnessing electricity.
Inventing radio.
Inventing television.

Inventing computers.
Inventing the phone.

Inventing cell phones.
Inventing smart phones.
Inventing the internet.
Mucho racism.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (pw+jk)

315 One of the big shell games being played by the MSM is the focus on the Wuhan Flu case rate. The Wuhan Flu death rate is plummeting, so it is rarely mentioned. In fact, the death rate is so low, the CDC is publicly stating that it may downgrade the COVID-19 status from "pandemic" to "epidemic" and that even the "epidemic" status is borderline - because those terms are based on a disease's death rate. What a responsible MSM would do under current circumstances is to compare the Wuhan Flu case rate to the annual case rate of the common flu.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (Pqytn)

316
*sings*

White People talking
And White People silent
Eating up popcorn and sniffing on violets
Brown paper packages bound by White String
These are a few of the Racistest Things!

- "The Racistest Things" from "The Sound of Stupid" coming soon to your Town!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (dLPcm)

317 300 What a deeply stupid time to be alive.



the world was always this stupid. we've just been importing the stupidest parts more of late.

Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (nFwvY)

318 Not everyone does. It's probably not a bad idea to post reminders here, because not everyone is reading all the comments, nor do they follow twatter.

I wasn't sure myself, but then everyone started saying it early in the thread.

Yes, Titania is a parody, but that doesn't matter for the purposes of this post. The screenshots in Titania's posts are not parody, they're real screenshots.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (YYlyE)

319 I thought Tatianna McGrath was the new Geoffrey Elfwick.
Posted by: 1917

If by new you mean 'total fucking rip-off,' yes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (L6ZYH)

320 Didn't read all the list but it should have been longer than Long Cat

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (6f16T)

321 Romeo 13.. you nailed it. I'm not really 29 and this is indeed a wasted year. Can't vacation anywhere, can't shop without a fucking mask, can't go out to eat, see a movie or go swimming. And the really maddening part is seeing the fucking sheep on FB. Yeah my first year of retirement has sucked. Bigly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (dUJdY)

322 Can we just get to the fighting part, please?

Little tired of this nonsense over here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (WvQcX)

323 I think we can all agree that Pie is never racist.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (r+sAi)
------------

Pie charts are named after Pie, and since Pie Charts are the construct of the white male patriarchy, then, yes, pie is racist.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (WEBkv)

324 I realize that Oklahoma has now been fucked up far more than I thought. Basically Eastern Oklahoma isn't Oklahoma anymore, but nobody knows what it is. Which probably means it's going to turn into a private fiefdom ruled by a handful of Judges who do whatever the hell they feel like doing. (or are well paid to do)

Democracy in Eastern Oklahoma? Wiped out with nothing more than a few pieces of paper.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)

I'm waiting until one of the Tribes remember that little thing called State Taxes.

If the State never had jurisdiction, they never had the right to tax that area, at all. 113 years of Taxes?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (NgKpN)

325 304 Yeah, I started the year off determined to meet someone. I got professional head shots done, joined a bunch of dating apps, and then the China flu hit. Of course I'd pick the year to get serious about dating as the year when every bar & restaurant gets shut down & every attraction is closed, and no one can leave their homes.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)

I actually wish I had a way to GET the damn Covids.

I'm healthy. I'd take the very small chance of it being serious if I could get over it and get some life back.

But just think of the Dating Ad you could do.

Hey Ladies, just to let you know, I'm safe. I've already had the Covid 19 Virus, so am open to dating.

I'd be the new Paulo.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:17 PM (NgKpN)

When this all began I told a buddy of mine, who's a manager at Lowe's that he's got it made - he's an essential employee, he has access to as much toilet paper as he wants and has plenty of guns. "You'll be a one man boy band, dude!" Sure enough, he met someone not too long ago.

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (Izzlo)

326 Watching F1 instead of NOOSECAR.

Posted by: United States Chair Force at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (yfUzb)

327 Guy Mohawk: "I think we can all agree that Pie is never racist."

I don't agree that a) we can agree or b) pie is never racist, Racist.

Posted by: AntiFa/BLM/BIRM at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (HhXSr)

328 Things that are racist:
Inventing the airplane.
Harnessing Steam.
Inventing the internal combustion engine
Discovering electricity.
Harnessing electricity.
Inventing radio.
Inventing television.

Inventing computers.
Inventing the phone.

Inventing cell phones.
Inventing smart phones.
Inventing the internet.
Mucho racism.




Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable



With a few tweeks that could be set to the music of "My Favorite Things"

Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (MxEKc)

329 Black judicial robes gotta go.

Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (WX+x0)

330 I don't care if anyone thinks I'm racist. And don't care if anyone is racist. But the only thing that bothers me is if a black waitress asks if I want toast on white or wheat.

I say wheat so as to not be racist.

Posted by: Menack at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (buTO7)

331 Is black men wanting hot white women racist?
Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (MxEKc)


It is known that black women are all, universally beautiful. With their big azzes and wide noses and kinky hair.

All men should prefer them. If black men don't, it's because YOU perpetually propagate the myth that white wimminz is more beautiful.

You rayciss you.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (hku12)

332 Yeah, I started the year off determined to meet someone. I got professional head shots done, joined a bunch of dating apps, and then the China flu hit. Of course I'd pick the year to get serious about dating as the year when every bar & restaurant gets shut down & every attraction is closed, and no one can leave their homes.
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)

Good News: There's getting to be a lot of desperately lonely women out there.

Bad News: A lot of them are dying their hair pink and dancing on the Freeway at night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)

333
Having a thread about things that are racist is kinda racist.

By the way, I agree with everything on that racist lady's list.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (rQ/Vt)

334 Y'ever get the feeling we are cruising up the river toward The Heart of Marxness? The Horror
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 09, 2020 03:15 PM (Wm5SB)

And the price we are going to pay the boatman for this river cruise is going to be incalculable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (eTZoJ)

335 >>>Kanye called out PP.

Ok, that explains TMZ claiming he's in the middle of a bipolar episode.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (AD3JT)

336 That means Obama is a 50% racist because his mother was white ???? His name should be removed from everything in the United States !!!!!!!

Posted by: James at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (qM84C)

337 And no, I'm not sure Ace was sure himself when he posted this.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:12 PM (hku12)

Ace is always sure except on shelving

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (P4Pk9)

338

Pie is Racist! All crust is white!

Posted by: NAACP at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (d6DSt)

339 Saul Alinsky:

Make things so fucking crazy that no one notices that you're trying to steal their government from under their noses.


Also Saul Alinsky: when you've got that sweet, sweet Marxist Utopia installed, kill all the weird and annoying fuckers who helped you get there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (WvQcX)

340 321 Romeo 13.. you nailed it. I'm not really 29 and this is indeed a wasted year. Can't vacation anywhere, can't shop without a fucking mask, can't go out to eat, see a movie or go swimming. And the really maddening part is seeing the fucking sheep on FB. Yeah my first year of retirement has sucked. Bigly.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (dUJdY)

I have about 25 wasted years already. I still have some sand in the hourglass left but I'm really fucking pissed at having to waste yet another year of my life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (NWiLs)

341 Now that I know that everything I do and am -- or not do and am not -- is racist, and that everything in the world is racist, I have been freed to just ignore that and live my life.

If you're retired, childless, and live in a mostly conservative enclave, sure.

Otherwise, this is far from the end.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (YYlyE)

342 the world was always this stupid. we've just been importing the stupidest parts more of late.
Posted by: x at July 09, 2020 03:19 PM (nFwvY)
++++++++++++++
Maybe, but I suspect they've always been here. They just didn't have committed platforms in all media to be the only voice before.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)

343 So, Sullivan is asking for an en blanc hearing?

Posted by: Barrel it up at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (fz0iQ)

344 Can't vacation anywhere, can't shop without a fucking mask, can't go out to eat, see a movie or go swimming. And the really maddening part is seeing the fucking sheep on FB.

--

I feel for you, Jewells. Here in SC, I'm "allowed" by my betters to go outdoors without a mask. And we can dine in restaurants and do most other things. But I am very disheartened to see the sheep that surround me out in public. I'm in a conservative state, in likely the most conservative area of this conservative state. Yet, last weekend, nearly 80-90% were masked and muzzled up. I just walk around in disbelief, not believing they're actually that terrified after all this time.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (O+I8R)

345 So it's racist all the way down?

Why bother trying to do anything about it then?

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (Ojki1)

346 Sullivan is racist. As are en banc hearings

Posted by: henry at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (J3Rfi)

347 Lurking is racist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

Dammit! I knew I was gonna get it somehow.Then again, I'm as white as white can be. Unless I spend anytime in the sun. Then I'm as red as skin can get. Shit! That's racist too. I denounce myself.

Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (0jyyp)

348 321 Romeo 13.. you nailed it. I'm not really 29 and this is indeed a wasted year. Can't vacation anywhere, can't shop without a fucking mask, can't go out to eat, see a movie or go swimming. And the really maddening part is seeing the fucking sheep on FB. Yeah my first year of retirement has sucked. Bigly.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:20 PM (dUJdY)

I was driving down the freeway when the chain of logic hit.

I was behind a Woman driving really slow, in the Fast lane, and it pissed me off. Now, I'm retired, my time is my own, and I couldn't figure off WHY I was so pissed.

Then it hit me, she was wasting MY time, without MY consent, and that was the root of my anger.

Then got to my destination, and had to get put a mask on.

That's when the logic chain completed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (NgKpN)

349 Eh, blanc/banc

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Barrel it up at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (fz0iQ)

350 I was driving down the freeway when the chain of logic hit.

I was behind a Woman driving really slow, in the Fast lane, and it pissed me off. Now, I'm retired, my time is my own, and I couldn't figure off WHY I was so pissed.

Then it hit me, she was wasting MY time, without MY consent, and that was the root of my anger.

Then got to my destination, and had to get put a mask on.

That's when the logic chain completed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (NgKpN)

Don't think and drive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

351 I keep hearing the song from The Lego Movie, "Everything is Awesome."

Substitute "Racist."

I draw house plans and in a discussion plan about the software we use, just this morning, a Texas guy says the board of realtors in wherever decrees no more master bedrooms.

All the real estate listings are to say something else. All plans for houses must say something else.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (4ZE6o)

352 I have made a huge mistake of looking at houses where I'd like to live. I can even afford it. Too bad I have a lease for a while yet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw)

353 62 Remember when TIME (or Newsweek) had a cover saying: Your Baby is Racist!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)

I remember when TIME asked women if they were "Mom enough" to breastfeed their sons even when they were well beyond the age when it was appropriate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2020 02:39 PM (2JVJo)

There was a great scene in Grownups where Chris Rock (IIRC) is asking the mother of a suckling toddler how old the child was.

She said 'oh, 48 months'.

He did the mental math, and was horrified.

Hilarious.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (6xA3t)

354 Why bother trying to do anything about it then?
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (Ojki1)


Rayciss stereotype about lazy.

Rayciss to not try.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:25 PM (hku12)

355 Otherwise, this is far from the end.

If everything you do, say, think, feel, or fail to do, say, or think is declared absolutely racist without any possibility of escape, then there's no reason to even try to change or even pay a bit of attention to the declarations of racism. Its meaningless.

"you're racist!"
That's nice *pats head* run along now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

356 347 Lurking is racist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

Dammit! I knew I was gonna get it somehow.Then again, I'm as white as white can be. Unless I spend anytime in the sun. Then I'm as red as skin can get. Shit! That's racist too. I denounce myself.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 09, 2020 03:23 PM (0jyyp)

Lurking is a form of Self Segregation, and thus Racist.

But, pointing out that lurking is Racist, is a micro aggression, and is also Racist.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:25 PM (NgKpN)

357 That list of things that are racist is somewhere twixt hilarious and terrify.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 09, 2020 03:26 PM (LAwW8)

358 336
That means Obama is a 50% racist because his mother was white ???? His
name should be removed from everything in the United States !!!!!!!

Posted by: James at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (qM84C)

It was Obama's White Privilege that got him the Presidency.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2020 03:26 PM (ufFY8)

359 343 So, Sullivan is asking for an en blanc hearing?
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (fz0iQ)

Of course he did - see the sidebar. Sullivan waited until there was less than 1 day left before it became final, and then made his request. Now a firiend on the circuit will give him a stay, and the circuit will probably take a couple of months to make a decision.

this is why I did NOT want to do any high-fives over this ending, I could see this coming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)

360 Good grief, I'm on the desktop, and this silly post is STILL jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean with chipotle farts.

Hold the cilantro.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2020 03:27 PM (hku12)

361 310 I think we can all agree that Pie is never racist.
Ahem.

Posted by: Chocolate Cake at July 09, 2020 03:27 PM (VcFUs)

362 There's no way in hell Trump is losing to this dolt

Posted by: REDACTED at July 09, 2020 03:27 PM (JgrP5)

363 Did someone mention jizz hands?!?

Posted by: SHEP! at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (jjaLl)

364 off racist cake sock

Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (VcFUs)

365 What a responsible MSM would do under current circumstances is to compare the Wuhan Flu case rate to the annual case rate of the common flu.

Posted by: mrp


A responsible MSM would have been doing this since January, since the numbers have held steady since then. But only if a person could read and do 4th grade math, which most of the MSM cannot. The numbers have been posted on the CDC website since January, and they have never shown that this is a "pandemic" if calculated properly.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (BM2fS)

366 Bad News: A lot of them are dying their hair pink and dancing on the Freeway at night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)

No this is also good news. Saves you from finding out they were hiding their insanity til after the marriage where they are now entitled to half or more of your stuff + alimony.

This works for men and women, though fewer men seem to go for dying their hair pink as an obvious warning sign, but at least they often lead in the first 10 minutes that they are a male feminist to verbally send up a signal flare.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (Ojki1)

367 I remember when the tranny crowd told us that to dismiss trannies from our sexual preference pool was transphobic.

It's not a new tactic.

But I do like the new twist that not doing something and doing something are equally racist.

I read all this and have to laugh because I just spend an hour on yet another conference call where our leadership team virtue signaled themselves silly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (WvQcX)

368 0f course a dog could be made racist, but doubt it comes natural

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (6f16T)

369 Saul Alinsky:



Make things so fucking crazy that no one notices that you're trying to steal their government from under their noses.





Also Saul Alinsky: when you've got that sweet, sweet Marxist Utopia
installed, kill all the weird and annoying fuckers who helped you get
there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2020 03:22 PM (WvQcX)

===
You know who else did that?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)

370 Here in SC, I'm "allowed" by my betters to go outdoors without a mask.

Red state here too.. Missouri. Thankfully we are not required to wear one outside just everywhere else. So stupid to require you to go in to a restaurant with a mask on but can remove it while eating and drinking. What sense does that even make??

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (dUJdY)

371 362 There's no way in hell Trump is losing to this dolt
Posted by: REDACTED at July 09, 2020 03:27 PM (JgrP5)

but it's not about Biden, that's the key. The left knows better that we do that Biden is gone within a few weeks of inauguration. This is about Deep State vs the People.

right now, the Deep State is winning on all fronts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)

372 Yeah. It looks like Emmet Sullivan has asked the entire Circuit Court to reconsider its June 24th order to dismiss the Flynn case. IOW I don't like your previous order. Think again and come back with the right answer.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (Pqytn)

373 315
One of the big shell games being played by the MSM is the focus on the
Wuhan Flu case rate. The Wuhan Flu death rate is plummeting, so it is
rarely mentioned. In fact, the death rate is so low, the CDC is publicly
stating that it may downgrade the COVID-19 status from "pandemic" to
"epidemic" and that even the "epidemic" status is borderline - because
those terms are based on a disease's death rate. What a responsible MSM
would do under current circumstances is to compare the Wuhan Flu case
rate to the annual case rate of the common flu.


Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (Pqytn)

This statement, while 100% true, strikes me as kinda racist.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (rQ/Vt)

374 Another fun thing:

Work was making it mandatory for any new or returning person to work to go through a class on covid before they returned. It was run by HR- and they would only do it at one time per week. This caused a lot of problems because the work has a very high amount of turnover. They kept this up for around 6 weeks.

They finally gave up and allowed the individual supervisors to give the presentation to new employees at any time- which they should have done from the beginning.

Pretty typical for HR depts in my experience: something is of dire importance, a matter of life and death, then when it got to be too much work for them (or they get bored with it) not a big deal any more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (A5zUN)

375 0f course a dog could be made racist, but doubt it comes natural

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (6f16T)

===
My first Vizsla was stone cold racist. If white people came to the house dressed in black she would attack. If black people came over not dressed in black she would bring them her ball.

Stone. Cold. Racist. Doggie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (pw+jk)

376 Don't think and drive.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

It's so uncommon they don't even have to pass a law against it.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (Ojki1)

377 right now, the Deep State is winning on all fronts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)

===================
No, they are not winning on all fronts.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (Pqytn)

378 Good News: There's getting to be a lot of desperately lonely women out there.

Bad News: A lot of them are dying their hair pink and dancing on the Freeway at night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)

Soooo, we need to go to protests to meet Womenz?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (NgKpN)

379 More on Sullivan - IF the Circuit, after thinking about it for a couple months, decides to rehear the case en banc, they will probably set the re-hearing for next year some time, which will give President Biden (or maybe President Susan Rice by that time) plenty of opportunity to re-initiate the prosecution and moot the case.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)

380 I was in a store where an attractive Black woman in her late 20's perhaps was wearing a black tee shirt with white lettering that that said "Black Excellence". I was wondering what it referred to, but I knew enough not to ask. I was uncertain if it referred to her looks or intelligence or character traits or all of that.

I also wondered if it would be considered racist if an attractive white woman in her 20s was wearing a tee shirt that said "White Excellence".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 03:31 PM (oDRcK)

381 If everything you do, say, think, feel, or fail to do, say, or think is declared absolutely racist without any possibility of escape, then there's no reason to even try to change or even pay a bit of attention to the declarations of racism. Its meaningless.

"you're racist!"
That's nice *pats head* run along now.

Yeah, until they destroy your professional life for "racism" and or start up the struggle sessions.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (YYlyE)

382 368 0f course a dog could be made racist, but doubt it comes natural
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (6f16T)

It's anything different than what they are used to. There is a little of them picking up on the emotions or attitudes of their owner (depends on the breed) but they are kind of bred to consider different=potential threat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (A5zUN)

383 Babylon Bee: Grandpa Simpson will now be voiced by Joe Biden

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 09, 2020 03:32 PM (ElqsY)

384 I was uncertain if it referred to her looks or intelligence or character traits or all of that.



I also wondered if it would be considered racist if an attractive
white woman in her 20s was wearing a tee shirt that said "White
Excellence".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2020 03:31 PM (oDRcK)

So....she was a One?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 09, 2020 03:33 PM (ufFY8)

385 My first Vizsla was stone cold racist. If white people came to the house dressed in black she would attack. If black people came over not dressed in black she would bring them her ball.

Stone. Cold. Racist. Doggie.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (pw+jk)

You could make a mint breeding that dog right now.

The sad part is, it's a joke, but it's also true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:33 PM (A5zUN)

386 0f course a dog could be made racist, but doubt it comes natural

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:28 PM (6f16T)


My mothers dog barks at black people on tv.... true fact. The dog spent its first couple of years in Brazil, don't know if that's relevant, but of all the dogs she's had, this one is the weirdest....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (jjaLl)

387 No, they are not winning on all fronts.
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (Pqytn)

Okay, not all, just on Michael Flynn, and Barr, and Durham's non-prosecutions, and Ukraine is forgotten forever, and on Covid, and Oklahoma just got wrecked, and the Constitution is getting trashed, and Judges now rule our world, but other than those things they're not winning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)

388 Red state here too.. Missouri. Thankfully we are not required to wear one outside just everywhere else. So stupid to require you to go in to a restaurant with a mask on but can remove it while eating and drinking. What sense does that even make??
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:29 PM (dUJdY)
+++++++++++
So you don't spew your filthy 'Rona germs on your trip from the hostess stand to the table.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (hYcqw)

389 Things that are racist:

Not shooting children
Proper pronunciation
Sitting up when you drive
Wearing clothes that fit

Posted by: MaDuece at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (0dmP2)

390 She was created by Dr. Andrew Doyle on Twitter as a parody.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (wiXsO)

391 Nood. Blasphemous Idiot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (A5zUN)

392 Soooo, we need to go to protests to meet Womenz?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:30 PM (NgKpN)

LOL - the reason men have been going to "Feminist" marches since they began!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (Kpl3J)

393 If I am out and about, say in a store or even a parking lot, black men will say something like, "Hey, how you doin'?" or the like. White men, usually not. Sometimes a "Hi" or a nod. This is pretty consistent.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 09, 2020 03:35 PM (UAOfD)

394 315
One of the big shell games being played by the MSM is the focus on the
Wuhan Flu case rate. The Wuhan Flu death rate is plummeting, so it is
rarely mentioned. In fact, the death rate is so low, the CDC is publicly
stating that it may downgrade the COVID-19 status from "pandemic" to
"epidemic" and that even the "epidemic" status is borderline - because
those terms are based on a disease's death rate. What a responsible MSM
would do under current circumstances is to compare the Wuhan Flu case
rate to the annual case rate of the common flu.


Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:18 PM (Pqytn)

I've already heard, through Bloomberg News this morning, that it is now thought that 10% of the US population has been exposed to the WuFlu. They announce this as very scary news, because Bloomberg.

Anyone who bothers to to the math, however, would realize that if 33 million people have been exposed to WuFlu, and 130,000 have died from it, you get a lethality rate of less than 0.5%. Not 5%, but an order of magnitude less.

This is about as serious as regular Flu for most people.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (6xA3t)

395 Okay, not all, just on Michael Flynn, and Barr, and
Durham's non-prosecutions, and Ukraine is forgotten forever, and on
Covid, and Oklahoma just got wrecked, and the Constitution is getting
trashed, and Judges now rule our world, but other than those things
they're not winning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)

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Think of it as the Dem's Tet Offensive, with the difference being that we KNOW it is all or nothing for the Dems. They are going down, hard.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2020 03:36 PM (Pqytn)

396 It has probably already been said but, listing things that are racist, duh, is racist.

Posted by: Khun Tyrone at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (ZHv1b)

397
Fuck this misbegotten mess up on side, down the other and everything in the middle.

I have no doubt that we will prevail in the end, as we have in all the other issues we have faced, because we are Americans.

This does not take away from the sheer idiocy displayed thus far.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 09, 2020 03:38 PM (KATBx)

398 396 It has probably already been said but, listing things that are racist, duh, is racist.
Posted by: Khun Tyrone at July 09, 2020 03:37 PM (ZHv1b)

Pointing out that listing things that are racist is racist is racist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (6FeV1)

399 And another thing since I'm venting. I have NO friends to even hang with even if none of the Covid shit was happening. I have one best friend and she's raising a grandchild so we never do anything together anymore. I do everything alone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (dUJdY)

400 336 That means Obama is a 50% racist because his mother was white ???? His name should be removed from everything in the United States !!!!!!!

Colin Kaepernick too!!!!!

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (+Vkwv)

401 Nood Lemons.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2020 03:40 PM (6FeV1)

402 hot cheetos are NOT racist

Posted by: angsterdamn at July 09, 2020 03:41 PM (c/0cj)

403 398
...
Pointing out that listing things that are racist is racist is racist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2020 03:39 PM (6FeV1)

It's racist all the way down!

Posted by: Khun Tyrone at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (ZHv1b)

404 Okay, not all, just on Michael Flynn, and Barr, and

Durham's non-prosecutions, and Ukraine is forgotten forever, and on

Covid, and Oklahoma just got wrecked, and the Constitution is getting

trashed, and Judges now rule our world, but other than those things

they're not winning.



Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)

===
Oh come on now. I got a letter from my local commisar of food redistribution telling me that chocolate rations have gone UP from 30 grams to 22 grams.
WINNING!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2020 03:42 PM (pw+jk)

405 Take a look at any indian reservation. Total
government control over every aspect of life.


*********

The whole Indian reservation idea is so 19th century it's embarrassing. It's an utter cluster fck of a joke. Get in an auto accident for example in Indian Country and watch hilarity ensue. By hilarity I mean insanity.....youre at the mercy of a weird sovereign you've suddenly invaded that for some reason still reaches back to you in "your" country but is entirely separate and distinct and which has legal ramifications IF that reservation/state has adopted PL-280 which may or may not help your case but likely doesn't depending on the mood of the reservation judge that day or the political clout of the Indian that may or may not have caused the accident or the proximity to the casino.

Posted by: Gar at July 09, 2020 03:46 PM (r+xc7)

406 It looks like Emmet Sullivan has asked the entire Circuit Court to reconsider its June 24th order to dismiss the Flynn case.

If this is true, the only proper response is for them to say "no." But what do they do if he simply refuses to comply?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 09, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

407 More on Sullivan - IF the Circuit, after thinking about it for a couple months, decides to rehear the case en banc, they will probably set the re-hearing for next year some time, which will give President Biden (or maybe President Susan Rice by that time) plenty of opportunity to re-initiate the prosecution and moot the case.

Posted by: Tom Servo



Flynn and Sidney Powell need to go on a speaking tour and Flynn needs to spill all the beans. Dare Sullivan to lock him up while waiting for the case to be dismissed. Get the word out on what was being covered up by Obama and what Flynn's plans were in the Trump admin.

Time to grow a pair and start speaking up.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2020 03:51 PM (BM2fS)

408 "I'll probably leave casualties in my wake to force them to remove tow more to care for the casualty."

Rumor is, 5.56 NATO was created with this intended effect.

The more you know ...

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 09, 2020 03:53 PM (uJfLv)

409 JFC . . . just when I thought the list should end . . . it JUST KEPT GOING!

Posted by: Shinjinrui at July 09, 2020 03:54 PM (Gb130)

410 Seriously, all that crap is doing nothing help race relations or peoples' opinions about Blacks and POCs.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at July 09, 2020 03:55 PM (Gb130)

411 Have you read my book, Mopey Dick?

Posted by: Mike Ditka at July 09, 2020 04:01 PM (2M/TV)

412 Since everything is racist, everyone is racist. So, why try to reform since any reform attempted automatically transmografies into further racism?
Guess I will just be myself.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 09, 2020 04:10 PM (e1mEI)

413 Test.

Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 08:50 PM (D5bgA)

414 A Concise List of Things That Are RacistEVERYTHING.

Posted by: harleycowboy at July 10, 2020 06:31 PM (+9AX9)

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