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Open Thread
Sorry, I'm sick as a dog again.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 06, 2020 01:10 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:10 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 06, 2020 01:11 PM (e4q7H)
Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 06, 2020 01:11 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 06, 2020 01:11 PM (tpKHK)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 06, 2020 01:11 PM (Uhh74)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:11 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Jmel at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM (yRdWJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM (eKTVr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:11 PM (gd9RK)
ace is throwing up on the carpet !!
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM (IB1Pj)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (cBG7x)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Natasha at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (hbrUW)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:11 PM (gd9RK)
I think it means you keep barfing and then you keep eating what you barfed up.
and that's just sick.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)
https://youtu.be/iD8OT2D_LHQ
Sick as a Dog from Rocks, their best album.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (RIKJa)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM (2DOZq)
Let him outside so he can eat some grass. I hear that can help.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (OksFS)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: USA at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (T1tA1)
May I recommend one extra large shot of Dr. Jack Daniel's Magic Elixir, Cough Suppressant and Mood Elevator every 30 minutes until symptoms subside.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Does Obamacare cover leechmongers?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Stores are out of leeches and toilet paper.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (2DOZq)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (OksFS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM (k/TB6)
Dagnabit, QID.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (Z4rgH)
Ace, you didn't have the fish, did you? When offered fish or chicken, always get the chicken!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2020 01:13 PM (PiwSw)
Slide me a piece of the porter, drink side run the java.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Jmel at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (yRdWJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (Eicbe)
RPosted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (kA3Cp)
My favorite of his was "Uneasy Rider".
I think I'm gonna reroute my trip
I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped
If I went to L.A., via Omaha.......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: McCool at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (sZaoP)
A rising pool of leftist sewage presents itself. I watch as it expands and moves closer. It's a mile away now. I can't imagine it reaching my door, but it will.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (e4q7H)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM (xfb67)
*sneak attack* *rolls 3d6* 8 damage!
Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (Zm+LZ)
Diet matters. And sometimes being thin is not healthy.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (Zm+LZ)
radiation from the flux capacitor.
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth
Is that like infamous ?
MORE than famous ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: tlc3 at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (/X0hR)
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (gAMkn)
Portland, twelve hours ago.
"Nobody will talk to me but per this one badge, they're US Marshals"
https://tinyurl.com/y7lc8l8j
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (DJFLF)
Diet matters. And sometimes being thin is not healthy.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (hku12)
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Remember the story of the vegan who decided to prove that vegans are as strong as anyone so she climbed a mountain and died on the ascent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (LvTSG)
Boy did THAT vanish from the news quickly!
Motorist turned out to be black.
...Immigrant black.
...Who could afford a Jaguar.
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (bkUtD)
He was a patriot and a Trump supporter.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM (xfb67)
*sneak attack* *rolls 3d6* 8 damage!
Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (Zm+LZ)
Somehow I'd still roll a 1...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (+NdM9)
Diet matters. And sometimes being thin is not healthy.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:16 PM (hku12)
B-12 deficiency most likely.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 01:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:18 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2020 01:18 PM (H3MF8)
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Are her teeth dropping out yet?
That seems to be commonplace.
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 01:18 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: tlc3 at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (/X0hR)
Nah, his symptoms are more like bubonic plague.
That or leprosy.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:18 PM (hku12)
Michael Seiden@SeidenWSBTV
Jul 5, 2020
BREAKING: One hour after Atlanta mayor, police chief address shooting death of 8-year-old Secoriea Turner, officers are back in the neighborhood , where they're responding to a triple deadly shooting. One person is dead and two others injured.
https://bit.ly/2VOXYGA
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Boy, it's almost as if appeasing the terrorists is encouraging them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (OCRKH)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (gmo/4)
I saw Ad Astra this weekend and liked it.
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (gAMk
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Yeah, I liked it too.
There's always 2001 and its sequel 2010.
Outland is essentially High Noon in space, and it's really good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:12 PM
Did you not read the new guidelines posted on the Morning Rant thread?
Posted by: AoSHQ Parks & Recreation Department at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (+0uDE)
>>Boy did THAT vanish from the news quickly!
>>Motorist turned out to be black.
>>...Immigrant black.
>>...Who could afford a Jaguar.
White lives don't matter when they are run down by a Somali immigrant.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (CLteG)
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Remember the story of the vegan who decided to prove that vegans are as strong as anyone so she climbed a mountain and died on the ascent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (LvTSG)
No, what happened?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (hku12)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (bkUtD)
*downgrades all future medical advice from Wyatt*
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:18 PM (xfb67)
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Vegetarian, but his doctor secretly injected him with fermented pig gut.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Methos at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (kOpft)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 06, 2020 01:15 PM (CLteG)
That, uh, would seem to require a certain level of sickness, yes.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (H3MF8)
Shouldn't have let that brazilian kitteh cook gator for breakfast.
Just bit him out of the river does not count as washed.
Posted by: DaveA at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (FhXTo)
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Remember the story of the vegan who decided to prove that vegans are as strong as anyone so she climbed a mountain and died on the ascent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (LvTSG)
No, what happened?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (hku12)
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She survived.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (eKTVr)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (pB6Gt)
https://bit.ly/3f6Gayj
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)
It's almost as if they are being used as "human shields."
Almost.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2020 01:21 PM (gtdYu)
Or was it clothespins on the sock and really tight nipples? I mean, either one is probably fine.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:21 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:21 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM
You know what's coming ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2020 01:21 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Well, technically, he's Ethiopian, so close enough I suppose.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:21 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (LvTSG)
No, what happened?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (hku12)
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She survived.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (LvTSG)
By eating Yak ?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: BignJames at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (X/Pw5)
Is it the level of pretensions, because I'm not detecting a difference?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:21 PM (Z4rgH)
Slim difference
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (k/TB6)
>>Boy did THAT vanish from the news quickly!
>>Motorist turned out to be black.
>>...Immigrant black.
>>...Who could afford a Jaguar.
White lives don't matter when they are run down by a Somali immigrant.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)
i wonder if her and St. Pancake are debating which is better, Mrs. Butterworth or Aunt Jemima...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dog at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Dog at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (xfb67)
vegetarian + no dairy
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:23 PM (k/TB6)
Michael Seiden@SeidenWSBTV
Jul 5, 2020
BREAKING: One hour after Atlanta mayor, police chief address shooting death of 8-year-old Secoriea Turner, officers are back in the neighborhood , where they're responding to a triple deadly shooting. One person is dead and two others injured.
https://bit.ly/2VOXYGA
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Boy, it's almost as if appeasing the terrorists is encouraging them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)
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I wonder if it isn't the Community cleaning up a bit?
But if I shot an 8 year old? I would be on a bus to parts unknown.
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 01:23 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)
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Black Schedules Matter!
Posted by: BLM at July 06, 2020 01:23 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 01:23 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Well, technically, he's Ethiopian, so close enough I suppose.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:21 PM (Z4rgH)
I saw that clip and it looked at first like he hit them by accident.
It was sickening to watch either way--even if they were idiots.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2020 01:23 PM (gtdYu)
Is it the level of pretensions, because I'm not detecting a difference?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (xfb67)
Vegan - no animal product at all
Vegetarian- no meat
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 01:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:23 PM (bkUtD)
reporters are idiots.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Are they completely unfamiliar with the term "hat trick"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 06, 2020 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM
Sage words of wisdom. Newsletter?
Posted by: Fredo The Elder at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (DMUuz)
Sniff some bad butt?
Posted by: BignJames at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (X/Pw5)
i think the hobo was left out a little long...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (L6ZYH)
Is it the level of pretensions, because I'm not detecting a difference?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (xfb67)
Vegan - no animal product at all
Vegetarian- no meat
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 01:23 PM (2DOZq)
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Eat cheese and eggs? Vegetrarian.
Super powers? Vegan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (LvTSG)
>>Boy did THAT vanish from the news quickly!
>>Motorist turned out to be black.
- - -
My favorite part: Car hit peaceful protesters who were dancing on I-5 at, like, 2:00am!
They all deserved to be run over for simply being TOO STUPID. There's is nothing remotely peaceful or protest-y about what they were doing.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cat at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: (The answer is "Ace's Shelves") at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (FOGOI)
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.
Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:17 PM (LvTSG)
No, what happened?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (hku12)
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She survived.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:20 PM (LvTSG)
But what about the mountain?? Is the mountain alright???
No but seriously, I knew a guy when we were kids, he'd say he had a joke, and would say:
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants, because he might make a hole in one?"
The other person would say "I don't know, why?"
We would laugh ourselves sick. I don't know why, but even now it cracks me up.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (hku12)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
Forbidden Planet
Solaris (the Tarkovsky version)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (nRWPy)
That made me happy to hear it. I mean, he's a radio guy. But with the world seemingly going to shit, the thought that shit, Rush has cancer isn't compounding it.
Feel better, ace.
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:21 PM (Z4rgH)
Slim difference
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (k/TB6)
Ethiopians are usually Christian, Somalis aren't.
Big difference.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (wrRs+)
What a bint.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Well, technically, he's Ethiopian, so close enough I suppose.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:21 PM (Z4rgH)
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I Keeeel You!
Posted by: Mohammad of the Eritrean Liberation Front at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
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Lib millennials never learned not to play in traffic.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (Eicbe)
I'm not particularly unhappy that the one killed was a white dingbat.
Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
Forbidden Planet
Solaris (the Tarkovsky version)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (P
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Soderberg's Solaris is not great, but it's good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: JAS at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (xfb67)
vegan are strictly plant based food
vegetarian will eat dairy
Both enjoy anal as a form of punishment
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: thomas hobbes at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (hMlTh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (KZzsI)
What a bint.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)
She can go hang out with Ron Regan Jr, if he not busy hosting dog shows.....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (pB6Gt)
It was sickening to watch either way--even if they were idiots.
I'm sure it was an accident. I also think the cop who killed George Floyd didn't mean to kill him but he did and we got riots, looting and burning cities.
The new rules are that there are no accidents. Throw his ass in jail until he's dead and then deport his body.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:27 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:27 PM (DJFLF)
Quite literally every malady is cancer. Lost limb? Cancer. Headache? Cancer. Runny nose? Cancer.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:27 PM (bkUtD)
Durnit, ace, take care of yourself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 01:27 PM (G51Gf)
Ace is sick because he stopped wearing an onion on his belt.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Not an onion, a leek.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2020 01:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Nah, Ace isn't a sailor, and even if he was I don't think you could get him to eat seamen.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:27 PM (hku12)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (iTXRQ)
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Ace had The Consumption.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 01:27 PM (Eicbe)
They all deserved to be run over for simply being TOO STUPID.
There's is nothing remotely peaceful or protest-y about what they were
doing.
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Pretty much this.
Cars on any sort of highway traveling at normal highway speeds are a mortal threat to pedestrians, through no fault of the driver (which is why they don't have sidewalks, typically). If your "protest" involves standing on a highway, you are tempting Darwin.
Posted by: Methos at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (kOpft)
Yes or no?
Discuss
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
I liked Outland but was terribly bored by High Noon.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosau
You are a white patriarch.
/s
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (u/msz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2020 01:27 PM (pNxlR)
160 My m
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He was always taking a leek.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (wrRs+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah but Diaz Love says from her hospital bed that if they think this will stop them, they are wrong. So very wrong.
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (DJFLF)
Sorry to hear you're under the weather, boss. We all feel it when you're sick.
Posted by: creeper at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (nRWPy)
Vegans are even more sickly and obnoxious than vegetarians
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: DrC at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (mleV+)
Posted by: Mary Wilbur (lurker) at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (artIV)
20 dead and 72 shot per HeyJackAss.
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (+0uDE)
Vegetarians eat dairy, vegans won't touch anything animal-related.
If you really want to get twisty with a vegan, ask their stand on honey. Hard core vegans say honey is verboten because it exploits animal labor.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:29 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:29 PM (830x5)
Get your affairs in order, ace.
Seriously, that's how the loons are acting all over the internet.
Never mind that asymptomatic cases were ALWAYS THERE we just were not finding them and/or that the death rates continue to go down and/or that 99.9% of people who get it recover from it.
People really are stupid.
Posted by: Venus at July 06, 2020 01:29 PM (iYXhj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Drink plenty of water, then take a leek.
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 01:29 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 01:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: iwuzhere at July 06, 2020 01:29 PM (UDWwk)
Its pacing is a bit slow, because of the 'real time' conceit but the last few minutes really make up for the slow buildup.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 06, 2020 01:29 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2020 01:22 PM (H3MF
That was always my issue with these whackadoos. If you are going to be a vegetarian, or vegan, or whatever stupid idiotic foodie issue you have, then eat a damned rutabaga and be proud of it, rather than trying to make meat out of a soy bean. Otherwise, you are just a virtue signalling wannabe.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Ace
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Odd. My dog just told me he was sick as an Ace this morning.
Get well Ace!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (axyOa)
Quite literally every malady is cancer. Lost limb? Cancer. Headache? Cancer. Runny nose? Cancer.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:27 PM (bkUtD)
then use the navy wonder drug, motrin.
it fixes everything.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (TNHVJ)
The leftists always believe the drivers will respect their authoritah. Handled a few, too. The ones who walk in front of the train are the worst.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: DrC at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (mleV+)
The State Police had actually closed off the highway to accomodate the protesters. The guy who hit them, Dawit Kelete from Ethiopia, actually had to go out of his way to get access to them.
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (ptqGC)
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Eating?
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (RU4sa)
Ace got da coof?
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (9V81o)
They would be perfect for the highway dancing girl.
First, the music.....then that stare they do before the event.....then the dumbasses out in the highway.....then boom!
Then they dance.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (L6ZYH)
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (eKTVr)
Posted by: creeper
We DO ?
Oh, yeah.
Coughs up a loogie.
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (arJlL)
Its pacing is a bit slow, because of the 'real time' conceit but the last few minutes really make up for the slow buildup.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:29 PM (KZzsI)
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High Noon's good, but it's one of those films that's held up because of its place in history more than anything else. It's got mythic qualities to Hollywood because it's supposed to stand as an indictment against McCarthyism, though it's hard to actually read that specific message from the film itself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
The new rules are that there are no accidents. Throw his ass in jail until he's dead and then deport his body.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Yup, Minneapolis police procedure allows that a leg/knee to the back of the neck is an effective means of controlling unruly perps.
Provided one is authorized to use said procedure.
Which I'm guessing he was.
So if we had a court system that actually interpreted the law, I think it's highly unlikely a murder conviction could be gotten.
But we're not that country anymore, so...
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (hku12)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (ZLI7S)
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Like it matters.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (okGHj)
I am so awesome
(omg I meant that as a joke)
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (TRFQS)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)
They all deserved to be run over for simply being TOO STUPID. There's is nothing remotely peaceful or protest-y about what they were doing.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
One interesting little factoid I picked up on that is it was the 19th consecutive day the protestors had closed down that stretch of interstate. And that the state police helped by blocking the on ramps.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (Z4rgH)
Cases WAY up but deaths per infection down?
Virulence? Mutations? Vaccine?
The genie is out of the bottle, so everyone has to get it eventually. Or a vaccine/other form of antibody stimulant? Right?
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (roPuI)
You can have a conversation with a vegetarian for 60 solid seconds and not know you are talking to a vegetarian.
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (2DOZq)
Well digger finally got here. Jackwagon jackass jackoff he is.
Last I checked, he was 140'ish feet and going smooth, no serious rock or anything.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: DrC
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"We had the right-of-way!"
Many pedestrians (even the non-aggressive normal people) believe that conveys to them the right to step into the path of oncoming vehicular traffic. Bad choice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (830x5)
Near my home theres a Jewish deli that makes a mean matzoh ball soup. It can bring the dead back to life. Almost.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (zan2/)
Posted by: Venn Diagram at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Venus at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (iYXhj)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (qZdIZ)
Buh-bye, Historic District.
Oh, and Juliet Gordon Low's birthplace needs to be destroyed because her father was a confederate officer. No more Girl Scouts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (ptqGC)
Doubt.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (LxTcq)
Yes or no?
Discuss
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (nRWPy)
Nope, which is why the Lefty Judges voted for it.
The order says the State gets to decide how Electoral Votes are cast, and can use the force of law to enforce it.
Therefore, this order does NOT stop a State from ordering its Electors to vote for the National Vote winner, and in fact, would stop electors from not following that new State law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BluesFish at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (xu5iA)
let's see, for your own good, we will take America Hate out of the schools, and put back American Civics, Western History ... and math, 2+2=4 again. And communism is the most murderous least free system possible ... that must be taught, for the child's own good.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bosk at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (SWbVS)
Last I checked, he was 140'ish feet and going smooth, no serious rock or anything.
Posted by: publius
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Without reading upthread, a well?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (830x5)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (bkUtD)
I worked intermodal for awhile, and saw a train vs. semi collision.
Guess who won?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
I took it as a message to our European "allies."
As if we have any.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (O9H6c)
Ace is many things but I don't think he's Bill Clinton's pimp.
Anyway, $50 says the little furball makes it to Thursday.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (gd9RK)
it fixes everything.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (+NdM9)
Below the knee, mole skin. Above the knee, motrin
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (bkUtD)
I worked intermodal for awhile, and saw a train vs. semi collision.
Guess who won?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (dLLD6)
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The local trash pickup company?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)
Somewhere between half and 3/4 infected the virus is gonna lose steam as it can't find targets to infect.
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (Y6UV7)
Maybe someone guard's transfer is about to be approved?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (DJFLF)
Hmmm, that's almost the same thing Rachel Corrie said after she was run over.
She said, and I quote: "______________________"
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (hku12)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (JFO2v)
Here is what really happened:
Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan declared a Summer of Love.
The Evil White Supremacists hired a Black Ethiopian hitman to specifically target those two women dressed in dark clothes in the middle of a crowd on a Limited Access, No Pedestrians Allowed Interstate Freeway I5 with his WHITE car because their names were SUMMER Taylor and Diaz LOVE. Those evil White Supremacists wanted to kill the Summer of Love.
This tragedy has nothing to do with the Liberal Mayor of Seattle and Liberal Governor of Washington state allowing protesters to wander wherever they want and do whatever they want night after night in Seattle. Anyone that wants to fault the protesters or their allies and sympathizers in government are obviously murdering fascist White Supremacists.
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: 40 miles north at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (o2vOl)
Buh-bye, Historic District.
Oh, and Juliet Gordon Low's birthplace needs to be destroyed because her father was a confederate officer. No more Girl Scouts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Predictable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (hku12)
___________
Justice has gotten much easier now:
White or conservative? Guilty!
Otherwise? Not guilty.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (TRFQS)
Guess who won?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (dLLD6)
Physics?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (PiwSw)
Nice legacy pal. When I get to hell your ass is mine
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Oregon Trail at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Double Ulta-Vegans Unite!! at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Methos at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (kOpft)
and the worst part is that the Seattle Police had told them "go ahead, it's okay, we won't do anything about it."
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (hku12)
That was flat-out beautiful...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (bkUtD)
Now do bulldozers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (O9H6c)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Come on, it FEELS like she should be, so can't we just say she is?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:36 PM (hku12)
The people who organized a "protest" at 2 AM knew that someone was going to be hit by a car. They wanted a Charlottesville event.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2020 01:36 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 01:36 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Which wasn't true. They cleaned up the mess afterward.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 01:36 PM (O9H6c)
No it doesn't. I posted the link ten times. Look it up yourself.
And the whole neckhold choke stuff has a lot of caveats about make sure you don't kill the guy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:36 PM (gd9RK)
Not the semi. When a person gets hit, it takes pieces and parts of the person down the tracks for a good mile. It's awful.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:36 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (ZLI7S)
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Like it matters.
Posted by: SMH
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Hillary delivers!
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (FPI+c)
Simple, there is a WHOLE lot more testing going on.
At first they only tested those who were really sick.
Now, if you got a sniffle, you can get the test.
Thus, they are now catching more asymptomatic folks.
But those cases were there all along.
Other question, do they now count those who test positive for the antibodies? Because Health Dept. came out and said as much as half of those positive tests, are wrong. You have the antibodies for another Corona virus, the common cold.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (k/TB6)
2, 4, isobutylphenol proprionic acid IIRC
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:28 PM (DJFLF)
Motor vehicles could say the same thing about her.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (t+qrx)
https://tinyurl.com/y8fqeqbs
One commenter notes: "If they'd managed to get that driver out of the cab, who thinks this wouldn't have been Reginald Denny 2.0?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (AiVaH)
They have gotten away with so much in the past month -- rewarded handsomely, even - -that they have grown arrogant and entitled. "Look at us, blocking I5 for 18th night in a row (or whatever) doing our cutely protest games nyah, nyah, nyah, you can't stop us!" Reality's a beyotch, kiddos. You can't stop a few tons of speeding steel with your righteous anger, delusional moral superiority, and precious pronouns.
Ugh, I am cranky today.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (bDqIh)
I agree, its held in much higher esteem than it deserves partly due to the themes, and partly due to the innovative time use. Its a kind of average western all things considered
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
Cases WAY up but deaths per infection down?
Virulence? Mutations? Vaccine?
The genie is out of the bottle, so everyone has to get it eventually. Or a vaccine/other form of antibody stimulant? Right?
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (roPuI)
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According to my sister in law (a nurse practitioner at a local hospital) the cases that have been coming in lately to the hospital are much, much milder than the ones previously when this first began.
That isn't scientific proof that the virus is getting weaker, but it is anecdotal/from her observation.
This would match what doctors are seeing in Italy, though -- last month there was an article in the NY Post where an Italian doctor said that the virus had gotten so much weaker there that it was "basically non-existent" in Italy now. MSM here condemned that of course.
BTW, my sister in law also said everyone she knows at her hospital who works with COVID patients has been taking hydroxycloriquine as a prophylactic all this time, despite the MSM hysteria. Just FYI.
Posted by: Venus at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (iYXhj)
The people who organized a "protest" at 2 AM knew that someone was going to be hit by a car. They wanted a Charlottesville event.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2020 01:36 PM (LxTcq)
And they got one. Just imagine their dismay to find out the driver was Ethiopian, not a Trump supporter.
Can't catch a break!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (O9H6c)
Perhaps instead of fasting you should concentrate on eating a healthy diet. Drink water, juice and tea. Eat good, homemade, real food.
Get your furry ass out here and I'll take care of you, for crying out loud.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 01:37 PM (gEKlz)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)
https://medium.com/@ghostofkarlmarx1848/a-blm-manifesto-abd123fd3fc0
Posted by: Ghost of Karl Marx at July 06, 2020 01:38 PM (HTBxW)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 06, 2020 01:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 06, 2020 01:38 PM (Jj+59)
Hmmm. When we first moved up here to Maryland we noticed the "Historic District" scam where every small town that was "kinda sure someone important slept here" could declare a historic district to get some state funds or tax breaks I guess.
How is that going to work if there is no history? I wonder if they will feel the pain. "We are revoking your status because Francis Scott Key was a blah blah blah"
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 01:38 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Your link-posting efforts are insufficient.
You will post the link again. Do it now.
Posted by: Zod at July 06, 2020 01:38 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:39 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Idiot gurl on the phone asked me my name about five times. Then, she said this:
"Sorry, my sh*t's all screwed up."
Followed by zero apology. Classy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 01:39 PM (ptqGC)
The lurkette I told you about who's fighting the racist machine at a private art college is fighting back.
https://tinyurl.com/yby9ejzo
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 01:39 PM (G51Gf)
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Is the reporter hot?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:39 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)
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I got the sense that most of the men in that specific town were more northern merchantmen than former soldiers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
Selection bias would account for that.
In the early stages people who self-reported to hospital were likely to be REALLY sick.
Now, after all the publicity, anybody with a cough is more likely to self-report.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (O9H6c)
She said, and I quote: "______________________"
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (hku12)
That was flat-out beautiful...
an ___ is worth a thousand words.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)
Followed by zero apology. Classy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 01:39 PM (ptqGC)
She choked on her Brawndo.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn
Be sure and visit the Boll Weevil Monument in downtown Enterprise while you are there.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (FTlwv)
how in the FUCK is this so important
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)
I thought that was debunked? The noose was a freaking garage door pull!
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)
All those men were racists. A lot of movies are going to have to be unfilmed.
Posted by: Zod at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (XzT/D)
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So the highway patrol blocked the on ramps but never properly closed the freeway ... cones and lights, warnings...etc. Like any other closure. Thats what I was thinking because there were cars clicking the road... with no lights or warnings ... nothing. In the dead of night .... no wonder they got ran over. Sounds like the cops blew it big time. By letting them play in the freeway and not properly alerting any driver.
Posted by: Pliney at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (nzKWW)
https://tinyurl.com/y8fqeqbs
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Ummm... "Gentlemanly Pursuits"?
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 01:33 PM (NgKpN)
I am concerned about this, too. I don't know what loop-de-loops are going on under the covers on the decision, but it sounds like you could read it to say that states can tell electors to vote any old way the states want - and that would be including having them cast for the NPV winner.
Somewhere in the memory banks I recall that there is a provision in the Constitution that says that if you assign electoral college votes by a popular vote in the state, you have to abide by that vote
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Cases WAY up but deaths per infection down?
Every coronavirus, even ones that are seen as the common cold, are COVID. Get hit by a car and die, and you test positive for COVID? That's a COVID death. Plus... the tests are oftentimes wrong. So... if you get four negatives and one positive (which could be wrong) that's a COVID case. Right now, everything is COVID.
/basically, wholesale cheating by hospital to get COVID $$$ from Uncle Sugar
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (ZCiJZ)
Yep, for the new house. Well, that and to supply some water I always wanted in a few other places.
Got to get back out there and see if they're still going and haven't fucked something up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (rCwaK)
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WH staff should put a case of Midol on her chair for the next presser.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (xu5iA)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (pB6Gt)
I will not declare for any house. The Fens will stay in our holds with our wolves.
I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (TNHVJ)
"Bristols" is Cockney rhyming slang for boobs, on account of "Bristol Cities" = "titties".
(themoreyouknow.gif)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (LxTcq)
I worked intermodal for awhile, and saw a train vs. semi collision.
Guess who won?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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There was a Monon crossing down the way from where I lived for a while. Guy tried to beat a train, lost. The guy survived (low speed), but the car was dragged down the tracks a good ways.
I hustled down there to see what was going on, and got there as a LEO was walking back from the loco to the crossing, where another LEO was filling out a report.
The report guy glanced up at the returning officer and said, "Damage to locomotive?" The other guy replied "Negligible".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (830x5)
(omg I meant that as a joke)
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 01:31 PM (TNHVJ)
Oh, Fen, you're such a card!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Almost everyone who made movies about the Old West never lived in the West (LA doesn't count).
It wasn't about the frontier residents, it was really about THEM, the feckless fuckers that made the movie. They were moral cowards. Some of them even knew it.
Louis L'Amour knew his shit, on the other hand.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 06, 2020 01:41 PM (l4C/z)
A lot were recent immigrants from other nations and easterners who decided to try to make their way in the frontier as well. Might have just been one of the few towns without real dangerous or experienced types. Or those who just have had enough trouble in their lives and want no more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Left at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (iO0Y8)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (wrRs+)
Posted by: Romeo13
This is where science needs to get it's shit together.
I have been repeatedly told here and other places, that coronavirus is NOT of the the common cold family, nor is it of the flu family.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (TdMsT)
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No it doesn't. I posted the link ten times. Look it up yourself.
And the whole neckhold choke stuff has a lot of caveats about make sure you don't kill the guy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:36 PM (gd9RK)
I don't know what link you posted, but yes. It does.
Now, maybe not the way he used it, but that's an interpretation issue. One for the courts.
Not to be decided on an internet webzine comment section.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (gmo/4)
un fucken believable
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)
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And stay away from the light!
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (Eicbe)
A lot were recent immigrants from other nations and easterners who decided to try to make their way in the frontier as well. Might have just been one of the few towns without real dangerous or experienced types. Or those who just have had enough trouble in their lives and want no more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)
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If I remember correctly, there's talk about how hard life had been a few years before and all the men had gone soft, which is one reason why they refused to fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2020 01:43 PM (COzlW)
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Hold it, is this Jill Biden?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:43 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 06, 2020 01:43 PM (TdMsT)
What a bint.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)
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I didn't know that Fred Trump married into the Kennedy Clan?
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 01:43 PM (+0uDE)
Damage to the foamer's reputation during the weekly basement railfan slide-show presentation? Significant.
Posted by: Zod at July 06, 2020 01:43 PM (XzT/D)
In the early stages people who self-reported to hospital were likely to be REALLY sick.
Now, after all the publicity, anybody with a cough is more likely to self-report.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (O9H6c)
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No, let me clarify -- I meant people who are actually getting admitted -- they are sick enough to be admitted to the hospital, but they are recovering more quickly/dying less frequently than the cases they had in the hospital before.
Posted by: Venus at July 06, 2020 01:43 PM (iYXhj)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)
I thought you weren't supposed to get him wet or feed him after midnight.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 01:43 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Somewhere in the memory banks I recall that there is a provision in the Constitution that says that if you assign electoral college votes by a popular vote in the state, you have to abide by that vote
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (ZfRYq)
NPV wasn't involved in this decision and, frankly, I don't see how anyone find otherwise than this decision. The Constitution says the states sets the rules. It doesn't say what those rules should be. The only argument is between Kagan saying it's an Article II power and Thomas saying no, it's under the 10th Amendment.
NPV is a whole other thing.
Now I have to go read the robocall decision because no one appears to have any idea what the hell the court held.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 01:44 PM (GbPPJ)
Sorry, wrong link, that's an architectural website.
Here's the YouTube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGwQNxqjS0I
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 06, 2020 01:44 PM (AiVaH)
Posted by: YEET at July 06, 2020 01:44 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2020 01:44 PM (LxTcq)
Easy enough to find, because I've looked it up so often that my browser anticipates me. However...
It's been overtaken by events. The twelve points on the use of choke holds and duty of care have been replaced by this:
"5-311 PROHIBITION ON NECK RESTRAINTS AND CHOKE HOLDS (10/16/02) (08/17/07) (10/01/10) (04/16/12) (06/09/20)
(D)
Neck Restraints and choke holds are prohibited. Instructors are prohibited from teaching the use of neck restraints or choke holds."
The dates are the dates the guideline has been updated. The old guidelines exist on cut n pastes that I did here a month or two ago. When did this all start?
I think it was somewhere in the third year of the Wuhans.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:44 PM (gd9RK)
https://tinyurl.com/yby9ejzo
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 01:39 PM (G51Gf)
That's excellent. The private art school that is my alma mater is going down the shitter, real fast due to all their accommodating behavior. I hear from the inside they will not survive past February. This is a school that was iconic and a groundbreaker in the effort to educate women as design and art professionals.
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:44 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: azalea city at July 06, 2020 01:45 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:34 PM (hku12)
That was flat-out beautiful...
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an ___ is worth a thousand words.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (sGtp+)
Let's not get all syrupy about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:45 PM (hku12)
So much for the mob being satisfied with Confederates.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 06, 2020 01:45 PM (LZ7Gl)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:45 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
That's no way to go through life, kid.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 01:45 PM (L6ZYH)
Yeah, its not impossible, but it was a bit contrived to make a point which only the screenwriter really understood. If he hadn't TOLD everyone that he was writing a McCarthy era screed, who would possibly have guessed it from the content?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
I've got the same gripe about Sergio Leone - every village in any of his movies is populated with people who resemble the mexican peasants in "The Magnificent Seven." (okay if it's a Mexican village it makes sense)
At least when Kurosawa had villages full of cowering peasants, he had historical justification for showing them that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 06, 2020 01:44 PM (AiVaH)
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I would have kept on going.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 01:45 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 01:46 PM (OCRKH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 01:46 PM (eKTVr)
Blacks murdering black children makes blacks look bad, and blacks vote democrat. Nooscar makes white men who vote republican look bad.
/see how it works?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 06, 2020 01:46 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 01:46 PM (ptqGC)
"Oh yes, I had the lasagna."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 01:14 PM
Ace never gets sick as a dog at home...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2020 01:46 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Venus at July 06, 2020 01:43 PM (iYXhj)
Ah. OK. Fair enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 01:46 PM (O9H6c)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 06, 2020 01:45 PM (LZ7Gl)
I'm upset they took down the Cesar Rodney statue, although glad it wasn't done by the mob. That was a great sculpture and a nice addition to public space. I don't know much about the guy, I just liked it as an artwork.
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (DJFLF)
Yeah, its not impossible, but it was a bit contrived to make a point which only the screenwriter really understood. If he hadn't TOLD everyone that he was writing a McCarthy era screed, who would possibly have guessed it from the content?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
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I imagine that there will always be those little exceptions to the general rule on historical stuff. It's safer just to assume that this little town was one of those rare exceptions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (v0R5T)
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The cocksuckers are doing what they do best - reinforcement of their gaslighting.
Of course these things aren't news, but they have to be constantly mentioned to reinforce the idea "Republican President = Racism/Racial Strife" and doubly so for OrangeManBad.
The continual drumbeat day in and day out is supposed to make the average person think of racism when they think "Trump" or "Republican."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (vg8iE)
I've already drenched 2 t-shirts.
How's the tennis going?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (wrRs+)
Louis L'Amour knew his shit, on the other hand.
Posted by: Mark Andrew
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After the war, my G-grandfather (23rd Michigan Infantry) moved out to Oklahoma while it was still a Territory.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (GBHAb)
Near my home theres a Jewish deli that makes a mean matzoh ball soup. It can bring the dead back to life. Almost.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (zan2/)
So, if you're just mostly dead....
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 01:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 06, 2020 01:48 PM (p0pYQ)
But every time he gets behind that whee he'll see that body going over the car and remember the sound and that night when someone died at his hands. Unless he's a complete psychopath, that will haunt him to his dying day. I know someone who hit someone with a car and its godawful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)
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Well when you think of all the people who were killed or damaged by a garage door pull in the shape of a noose, one 8-year-old hardly measures up.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 01:48 PM (Eicbe)
A toy box/bench from 1983, for the short-lived Saturday morning cartoon show 'Ewoks.'
Just the thing for Ace's breakfast nook, to remind him of early days on the forest moon of Endor.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 01:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 01:48 PM (yQpMk)
https://tinyurl.com/yby9ejzo
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Excellent letter, so sorry she lost her job over this nonsense.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 01:48 PM (bDqIh)
It's first half is a complete mess trying to capture every major event from his youth up to through the Revolution, but the second half is better as it gains some focus around the assumption of state debts and his feuds with Jefferson and Burr.
George III and Jefferson were easily the best parts of it, though. George III was hilarious as his pompous self watching his subjects not respond to his acts of love to suppress them, and Jefferson walks with such wonderful swagger that it's just fun to watch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:49 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020
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We'll need to ask you these 5 questions first...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:49 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 01:49 PM (DljYC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGwQNxqjS0I
I wonder how long YouTube will allow that video to remain up.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (AiVaH)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (iTXRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y5o9tedr
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (Wm5SB)
oh this is the new line of attack/talking point. They have to get back the AAs that were leaning Trump before the george floyd killing.
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 01:46 PM (OCRKH)
*prepares the leeches and trepanation tools*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (DJFLF)
****
That one was in my hometown and it cuts me deep. Apparently there's a petition going around to rename Rodney Square "Aubrey Plaza Plaza." That would be a fitting testament to the seriousness of our age.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (LZ7Gl)
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (u/msz)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Venus at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (iYXhj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (DMUuz)
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So.... how do YOU know Alex The Chick ???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 01:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Come on, it FEELS like she should be, so can't we just say she is?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:36 PM (hku12)
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I follow a lot of conspiracy sites on Instagram because it's fun.
Plus, they are usually right.
However, some sites like to over sensationalize iffy things and it's not necessary. The truth is creepy enough.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (oDRcK)
Savages! Only heroic purging has been scientifically proven to restore balance to the bodily humours.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (GbPPJ)
It puts the leech into the trepanned skull-hole.
Or it gets the hose again.
Posted by: Zod at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (jvt6t)
At the thrift store this morning:
A toy box/bench from 1983, for the short-lived Saturday morning cartoon show 'Ewoks.'
Just the thing for Ace's breakfast nook, to remind him of early days on the forest moon of Endor.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 01:48 PM (oVJmc)
He needs to hire Teek as his assistant. Things would get done quickly.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (GBHAb)
His battle flag is still at the Capitol.
https://tinyurl.com/y9bh7h5u
Posted by: hogmartin at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 01:51 PM (okGHj)
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It aint about "damage".
Its about them bending "us" to their will.
Simple
As
That
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Some people have all the luck...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (+NdM9)
Now she cares. Now she's had enough.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (1/o7O)
I think it was somewhere in the third year of the Wuhans.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:44 PM (gd9RK)
Now do one that wasn't updated as of 06/09/20.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 06, 2020 01:53 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: An Observation at July 06, 2020 01:49 PM
Even more important is knowing whether those awful assault weapons have the thingies that go up, or the chainsaw bayonet attachments!
Posted by: D. Fineswine's Staff Assault Weapons Subject Matter Expert at July 06, 2020 01:53 PM (DMUuz)
also it seems to be a very pressing issue what Trump thinks the name of the Cleveland MLB team should be
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (iTXRQ)
Ah yes, my cowardly team not telling people look you idiots we are named in honor of having the first Native American to play in the MLB. Suck it.
So help me, if Cleveland goes back to its original name, I'm giving up.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 01:53 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Harsh mistress.
Posted by: Zod at July 06, 2020 01:53 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Same here.
What makes this worse is that it was caused by the damned 'pedestrians', but this guy has to carry the life-long burden.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 01:53 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Ace at 01:10 PM
........
I think you're supposed to take your Truvada daily.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 01:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:49 PM (LvTSG)
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So did my wife and I.
I was surprise how much it impressed me.
But then again, it could be the reason that people are now talking about "Cancelling Hamilton" (yes, the play).
They were actually making people sit through a rough sketch of the Jefferson-Hamilton conflict in a play.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 01:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 01:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Menack at July 06, 2020 01:54 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 06, 2020 01:54 PM (CjFDo)
Now she cares. Now she's had enough.
The focus groups have spoken.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 01:54 PM (O9H6c)
Anywho, I think I had Duckworth in the VP stakes for a long time now. She sounds like she has had extensive voice training. The most interesting thing about her current Chicago newsworthiness is that Willie Wilson has declared that he is running for Senate against Dick Durbin.
If Duckworth gets the tiara, Wilson could easily be appointed to her seat.
ps - Wilson has also had some voice training because his ads sound coherent. He always confused me because I could never understand a word he said.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 06, 2020 01:54 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 01:54 PM (Eicbe)
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I definitely sided with Jefferson, and I have for years. There were other ways for Hamilton to start a credit system for the nation other than helping New York pay off its own debts with Virginia money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 01:55 PM (ja/kn)
will make you right as rain.. right as rain..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 06, 2020 01:54 PM (CjFDo)
Well now you're messing with a son of a bitch...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 06, 2020 01:55 PM (l4C/z)
This is (carbs, inhales, exhales) acceptable.
Posted by: Zod at July 06, 2020 01:55 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 01:55 PM (O9H6c)
This is (carbs, inhales, exhales) acceptable.
Posted by: Zod at July 06, 2020 01:55 PM (XzT/D)
Bee suggested the Washington Lizard People for to accurately reflect who lives there.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (DJFLF)
Cleveland Spiders, easy.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 06, 2020 01:55 PM (ja/kn)
Cleveland Steamers - We're Number Two!!!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (iTXRQ)
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The fat, ugly, service-injury milking c*nt says she's open to taking down statues of Washington. Fuck her. I'm sure people are eagerly anticipating voting for that.
I'm always reminded of my favorite scene from Red Dragon when I think of this fugly little bitch on casters.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (vg8iE)
That's excellent. The private art school that is my alma mater is going down the shitter, real fast due to all their accommodating behavior. I hear from the inside they will not survive past February. This is a school that was iconic and a groundbreaker in the effort to educate women as design and art professionals.
Posted by: kallisto
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Holy SHYT. They are really, literally killing themselves.
I thought LCAD's fears were exaggerated, but.... maybe there's hope.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (GbPPJ)
Slow your roll, pleb.
Posted by: Zod at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (pw+jk)
Now she cares. Now she's had enough.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 01:52 PM (1/o7O)
What makes you think she cares about the kid? She cares that her new friends did something embarrassing that she has to deal with now, that's all.
And I still haven't seen any sign that she's going to do anything except yak yak yak a bit about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Yessss ... lizard people ... those bastards
*shifty-eyestalks*
Posted by: Crab People at July 06, 2020 01:57 PM (yQpMk)
20 dead and 72 shot per HeyJackAss.
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So gross numbers are down but their aim has improved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 06, 2020 01:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jack Nicholson at July 06, 2020 01:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 01:57 PM (eKTVr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (pw+jk)
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Burr was a piece of shit. His private army to conquer Mexico was the dumbest decision by a former VP ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 01:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: fly at July 06, 2020 01:58 PM (2M/TV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 06, 2020 01:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Atlanta Mayor didn't give a rats ass about stopping the thugs until a child was killed.
Now she cares. Now she's had enough.
>>The focus groups have spoken.
The only thing she really cares about in the matter are the short-term political consequences.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 06, 2020 01:59 PM (AiVaH)
Cleveland Steamers - We're Number Two!!!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (k/TB6)
ROFL!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 01:59 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 06, 2020 01:59 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Fletch at July 06, 2020 01:59 PM (IH26T)
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That rule only applies to whites.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 06, 2020 01:59 PM (vg8iE)
That's my point, Einstein. The prior ones aren't there. I did post them often and read them thoroughly and they all kinds of did not permit what Chauvin did.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 01:59 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: fly at July 06, 2020 01:59 PM (2M/TV)
(Because a host that survives will spread more copies than a host that dies)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 06, 2020 02:00 PM (OCRKH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)
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But they didn't do what they screamed against. They only cast PoC actors as white characters.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 02:00 PM (Eicbe)
You also have to add a fistful of saltines.
Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2020 02:00 PM (8erNz)
343 Ladyl, I'm hanging around waiting for the humidity to drop a bit.
I've already drenched 2 t-shirts.
How's the tennis going?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2020 01:47 PM (wrRs+)
I showed up for tennis this morning, but no one else did!
So I practiced serving for an hour.
It's way to hot here to play anyway.
How are the horsies?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 06, 2020 02:00 PM (TdMsT)
419 Anyone who makes me Campbell's tomato soup with water instead of milk spends a night in the box.
Posted by: fly at July 06, 2020 01:58 PM (2M/TV)
Lucky. Growing up all we had was water. Drank it from an empty soup can.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 02:00 PM (1/o7O)
Posted by: fly at July 06, 2020 02:00 PM (2M/TV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGwQNxqjS0I
I wonder how long YouTube will allow that video to remain up.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 06, 2020 01:50 PM (AiVaH)
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They did get him out of the cab.
The mob did begin beating him to death.
Fortunately about a half dozen men intervened and saved him from being killed. The police got there about three minutes later, after macing everyone on a freeway entrance ramp, and anyone within twenty feet of the driver.
I saw an interview with one of the protesters that saved the driver. He was a nice young working man protesting the death of George Floyd on Sunday May 31. He was also a Black Man.
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 02:00 PM (+0uDE)
They were actually making people sit through a rough sketch of the Jefferson-Hamilton conflict in a play.
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So. . . a really, really long episode of Epic Rap Battles?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 02:01 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: azalea city at July 06, 2020 02:01 PM (WX+x0)
But the rule is "the actor must be what they portray": as in only homosexuals can play homosexuals, only women can play women, only handicapped people can play handicapped people etc. Except Hamilton is the best thing ever, better than Cats
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 06, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JAS at July 06, 2020 02:01 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2020 02:02 PM (eKTVr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2020 02:02 PM (DMUuz)
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So. . . a really, really long episode of Epic Rap Battles?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 02:01 PM (bDqIh)
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Actually, that's the form it took in the play.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 02:02 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: fly at July 06, 2020 02:03 PM (2M/TV)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 02:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cliff Claven at July 06, 2020 02:04 PM (2BZBZ)
They were actually making people sit through a rough sketch of the Jefferson-Hamilton conflict in a play.
- - -
So. . . a really, really long episode of Epic Rap Battles?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 02:01 PM (bDqIh)
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That's exactly what Dolley called it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 02:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 02:04 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2020 02:02 PM (DMUuz)
You learn quickly there are words you just shouldn't look up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2020 02:04 PM (1/o7O)
Ritz crackers FTW!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 02:04 PM (bDqIh)
Okay, BLM asshats, please show me the damage done to you personally by a
statue. Then show me the damage done to you personally by a confederate
flag. Now show me why your envy of those who have a decent work ethic
and make good choices conflates with "institutional racism." Go ahead.
I'll wait. And wait.
There is no evidence of anything real, this is about 'feelings' and 'Narrative.' It's emotional prompting to motivate the minions.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 02:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 01:56 PM (GbPPJ)
Laugha whilea you canna monkey-boy!
Posted by: Doctor Lizardo at July 06, 2020 02:05 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Fritz at July 06, 2020 02:05 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 02:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JAS at July 06, 2020 02:06 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 02:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Dad of Six at July 06, 2020 02:07 PM (XrTBx)
Posted by: JAS at July 06, 2020 02:07 PM (2BZBZ)
Anyone with real insight on COVID?
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 06, 2020 01:32 PM (roPuI)
The Chinese, but they aren't talking
Posted by: jim at July 06, 2020 02:07 PM (ynpvh)
This is (carbs, inhales, exhales) acceptable.
Posted by: Zod at July 06, 2020 01:55 PM (XzT/D)
Washington Bwando.
Deh have electrolytes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 02:07 PM (NgKpN)
I have come around to the idea of keeping the name, but changing the mascot to a red potato.
Maybe because there are a lot of Tater Stelter-like creatures in DC. And also because FU, people demanding a name change.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2020 02:07 PM (bDqIh)
https://tinyurl.com/yathwtya
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 02:08 PM (oVJmc)
I thought they were a front for laundering foreign donations to the Dems. Oh, wait, same thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 06, 2020 02:08 PM (SchxB)
I saw an interview with one of the protesters that saved the driver. He was a nice young working man protesting the death of George Floyd on Sunday May 31. He was also a Black Man.
I am not sure if this is the interview I saw:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HGt7sLR6wAQ
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 02:08 PM (+0uDE)
Willie Wilson that played for the Royals? That dude was fast.
Posted by: clutch at July 06, 2020 02:08 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: fly at July 06, 2020 02:08 PM (2M/TV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 06, 2020 02:09 PM (3H9h1)
His battle flag is still at the Capitol.
https://tinyurl.com/y9bh7h5u
Posted by: hogmartin
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Thank you. I think you linked to that the last time I mentioned him. I believe that I mentioned that he is buried here: https://tinyurl.com/yagkcdj6
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2020 02:09 PM (bk3Sg)
459 402 The Washington Redskins will be renamed the Washington Crystal Blue Persuasion.
This is (carbs, inhales, exhales) acceptable.
Posted by: Zod at July 06, 2020 01:55 PM (XzT/D)
Washington Bwando.
Deh have electrolytes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 02:07 PM (NgKpN)
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Washington Lobbyists to honor their hometown stadium crowd.
Their logo could be a cash stuffed envelope.
Their motto: Cash, Coke and Cooze make the World Go Round.
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2020 02:11 PM (+0uDE)
**** Charlie Daniels
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 06, 2020 02:14 PM (1Dmt5)
If you have a problem with the above statement, go to a mirror and see the source of your problem. If you think racism with the above statement, it is you that is the racist, not I.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 06, 2020 02:32 PM (JNTt1)
May I suggest: *The Washington Melanin Variations* ?
Posted by: stumck at July 06, 2020 02:40 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Isolden at July 06, 2020 02:41 PM (dB99g)
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nuh uh. weapons expert marie harf sez its all about the high velocity clips and the bullety things.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 06, 2020 02:44 PM (xu5iA)
Posted by: setnaffa at July 06, 2020 08:57 PM (c4NCi)
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