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And oversleeping.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: spypeach at July 04, 2020 07:21 AM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:21 AM (3D/fK)
Happy Independence Day!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 04, 2020 07:21 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 04, 2020 07:21 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 04, 2020 07:22 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 04, 2020 07:22 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 04, 2020 07:22 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: pawn at July 04, 2020 07:22 AM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2020 07:23 AM (Z+IKu)
Goes to WZ.
https://tinyurl.com/y9tuaf2y
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 04, 2020 07:24 AM (JVgnl)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 04, 2020 07:24 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 04, 2020 07:24 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: LASue at July 04, 2020 07:25 AM (Ed8Zd)
Happy 4th of July. We are still the greatest nation on the face of the earth. Warts and all!
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 04, 2020 07:25 AM (JVgnl)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 07:25 AM (6f16T)
https://tinyurl.com/y7m6y43l
Posted by: spypeach at July 04, 2020 07:25 AM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: SFGoth
I read that as "nod"
And I dozed off
Posted by: Bruce at July 04, 2020 07:26 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: FIIGMO at July 04, 2020 07:27 AM (Qf08A)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 04, 2020 07:27 AM (m/Sks)
TOM CRUISES BIRTHDAY and JJ's TOO.
Lets celebrate with Parades,Pie and FIREWORKS? NO ,,OK back to sleep.........................
Posted by: saf at July 04, 2020 07:27 AM (5IHGB)
The clock said you overslept.
Your mind thought you woke up at exactly the right time.
It's all in the perspective.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 04, 2020 07:28 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 04, 2020 07:28 AM (eMtQa)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2020 07:28 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 04, 2020 07:28 AM (lwiT4)
https://tinyurl.com/y7m6y43l
Posted by: spypeach
Oh geez. Dusty in here this morning
Posted by: Bruce at July 04, 2020 07:29 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Yankee doobie doo! at July 04, 2020 07:29 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2020 07:30 AM (TsX0v)
4 gallons of blackberries and a big beef tenderloin are begging attention so its off to have cooking fun. Then its time to put the beer on ice and wait till dark to paint the sky red with freedom rockets!
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 04, 2020 07:31 AM (qZdIZ)
Wow. Grew up fast. Thank God for the US.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 04, 2020 07:31 AM (E7vND)
Gonna buy me a shotgun and kill all the redcoats I see.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 04, 2020 07:32 AM (lwiT4)
Good morning, Hordians.
The Glorious Fourth. God bless America! May her enemies all be confounded.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 07:33 AM (mht8P)
Trump's speech was good last night.
Had to watch it on replay cuz family stuff.
Watched it right before I went to sleep and had sweet dreams of America being Great Again!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2020 07:34 AM (ysqzb)
Happy Independence Day. God bless and preserve our country. We need Him now more than ever.
Posted by: bluebell at July 04, 2020 07:34 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:34 AM (3D/fK)
Heard the word on the (leftist) street is that Prez Trump's speech was 'dark and divisive'. Unlike Chaz, which was so very bright and unifying, I guess?
BTW: is it rayciss of the NYTs to use 'dark' like that? To link 'dark' with 'divisive'?
Check your privilege, Leftists!
Posted by: lizabth at July 04, 2020 07:35 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: JT at July 04, 2020 07:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: azalea city at July 04, 2020 07:36 AM (WX+x0)
Today is the day when we celebrate the independence of our great nation and our natural rights by creeping mask-clad outside with the permission of our rulers and their guard of brilliant experts to do the few things we're permitted to do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 07:36 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2020 07:36 AM (TsX0v)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at July 04, 2020 07:36 AM (AgR7f)
Should we take a knee for the 'Black National Anthem'?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:34 AM (3D/fK)
Any athlete who did that would be banned before the game started
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 04, 2020 07:36 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
Kirachi, the only Liberty Port where the crew wanted to get back underway and cut the port visit off early.
Kept fouling our generator condensers with plastic bags and trash, and losing vacuum.
I think we dropped the load at least once per day, just tied to the pier.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:37 AM (3D/fK)
No Progda news network reported anything about that antifa Andrew Jackson DC statue attacker, Jason Carter, getting arrested. He's affiliated with antifa.
Just the coverage of statues being torn down by mobs, over and over again.
Not one of ABCBSNBCNNMSNBC.
Not a mention at all.
Busted on federal charges, I expect he will be made an example of by Barr.
Not a mention.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 04, 2020 07:37 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 04, 2020 07:32 AM (lwiT4)
C I L L my landlord
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2020 07:37 AM (JFO2v)
Happy Fourth.
Posted by: FrodoB-
Trying again at July 04, 2020 07:37 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2020 07:37 AM (M7/zw)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Yankee doobie doo! at July 04, 2020 07:38 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:38 AM (3D/fK)
Hadrian, you were within a few miles of me yesterday. I would have bought you lunch.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2020 07:36 AM (TsX0v)
That is extremely (and characteristically) kind, but Her Majesty and I were meeting someone at the Buc-ee's in Ennis and transporting three near-feral dogs we wanted to get home as soon as possible.
We did swing into Cooper Farms in Fairfield and got ourselves some peach shakes. Were they good! It's best that place is far away from Schloss Hadrian, otherwise we'd be gorging on peach turnovers, peach pie and peach fudge.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 07:38 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 07:39 AM (hHxp2)
I am looking forward to listening to all the speeches after I get back from work.
Posted by: lizabth at July 04, 2020 07:39 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 04, 2020 07:40 AM (KAi1n)
Almost all the food is ready for the BBQ later. Couple sides left to do.
Hot and humid all.damn.day. Ugh.
Posted by: Tami at July 04, 2020 07:40 AM (cF8AT)
Moar sprinkler repair and some wood working today.
Finished the major repair three days ago, got most of it reburied yesterday and will complete that job today. When I pressure tested the system another valve decided to go inop and stays on whether or not I want it to.
Dug that one up yesterday and tried to swap out the guts instead of cutting and splicing the plumbing. No luck, the screw heads are all stripped out.
Oh well.
Happy 4th again.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 04, 2020 07:40 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2020 07:40 AM (ksRmn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Do the white power salute.
Kinda like the black power salute of the Olympics, but the middle finger is extended to show we are one
Posted by: Bruce at July 04, 2020 07:41 AM (vd8XM)
No matter. Feeling pretty ambivalent about the 4th anyway.
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 04, 2020 07:41 AM (d6PIl)
"Now go out and be independent."
Governors said we gotta stay in our rooms.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
While wearing your mask and a HAZMAT suit. Safety, people.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2020 07:41 AM (MVR7y)
Posted by: azalea city at July 04, 2020 07:41 AM (WX+x0)
Trick question, right?
High School don't teach any of that stuff anymore.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:41 AM (3D/fK)
*steps outside*
...still under 80°.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 04, 2020 07:41 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 07:42 AM (6f16T)
The Secretary of the Interior, and President Trump. Thanks to Trump's
speechwriter Steven Miller, If you didn't hear the speeches last night
you can hear them on C-Span. God bless America!. Lord have Mercy!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2020 07:37 AM (M7/zw)
Fox made a right mess of it. Whenever you are trying to watch a speech like that, a convention, dedication, or some other presentation, you are almost always better off going with Cspan. You can go between the two channels and it will be striking. Half the time Fox will be at commercial and the other half some blow hard will say he is "monitoring" the event.
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 07:42 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 07:42 AM (mht8P)
grammie!!!
And happy Independence Day to you so.
We hold these truths to be self-evident
That all men are Created equal
And endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights
....
And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
That some people can read those lines and then try to tell you that the Founders were a bunch of deists tells you all you need to know about some people.
Gig reply at 1020, previous, NaCly.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2020 07:42 AM (Jd44p)
I don't understand how their can be a "Black National Anthem" Do people
no longer know what national, nationhood, and nationality mean?
Posted by: Quint
No. Globalists have forbidden those words.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2020 07:42 AM (MVR7y)
Followed up tomorrow by a hamburgers, hot dogs, and brats extravaganza!!!
Life is good, people!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2020 07:43 AM (ysqzb)
His detractors will never like anything he says. Too bad.
It came through loud and clear how much Trump loves this country. Thank God he is our president. And may God Bless him and guide him to continue on the right path.
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 04, 2020 07:43 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 04, 2020 07:40 AM (KAi1n)
brah!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, recreating this scene 700 miles north at July 04, 2020 07:43 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2020 07:43 AM (TsX0v)
Posted by: fly at July 04, 2020 07:43 AM (2M/TV)
Would have been nice if that info was noted on their website. Oh well, I'll be heading back out in about 10 minutes.
Oh, and it also seems they've raised their prices.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 04, 2020 07:44 AM (CAJOC)
for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 07:44 AM (85Gof)
The foreign policy of the Democratic Party: all enemies of America must be celebrated, sympathized with and apologized for.
The domestic policy of the Democratic Party: all those citizens who love this country must be exposed, shamed, banned, fined and imprisoned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 07:45 AM (mht8P)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/384851/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:45 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: lizabth at July 04, 2020 07:45 AM (L3Rsz)
*wave to Ben Had and Salty*
Unfortunately, many of the marinas have canceled their fireworks this year at the lake. Not sure if that's ordered by the KY gov or not?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 04, 2020 07:46 AM (A0P9j)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 07:42 AM (6f16T)
Ha! Yeah, I'll sleep when I'm dead....
Don't get to oversleep much anymore
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 04, 2020 07:46 AM (Z/jzm)
no commentary, they just point the cameras at the events and watch
Posted by: DB- just DB. Yankee doobie doo! at July 04, 2020 07:47 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2020 07:47 AM (ksRmn)
To Be Young Gifted & Black use to be the black national anthem. Or so I was told by an angry black mob who yanked me & my gf to our feet by our collars.
Posted by: MHK at July 04, 2020 07:48 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: lizabth
Our local Jewel grocery opened back to 24 hours about 3 weeks ago
Posted by: Bruce at July 04, 2020 07:48 AM (vd8XM)
Notice the order of precedence; life, then fortune and then most importantly, sacred honor. A lot of folks today have no idea of the magnitude of that statement.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 04, 2020 07:49 AM (m/Sks)
Posted by: olddog in mo
Fireworks cause the Kovid.
Also all the people that show up are Koviding all over the place.
Now if you want to tear down a statue or two. No problems
Posted by: Bruce at July 04, 2020 07:50 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2020 07:50 AM (Jd44p)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 04, 2020 07:49 AM (m/Sks)
Yup. It means everything to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 07:51 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:51 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: lizabth
Our local Jewel grocery opened back to 24 hours about 3 weeks ago
Posted by: Bruce at July 04, 2020 07:48 AM (vd8XM)
--------------------------
Our local Cub went back to 24 hours as well. The Dunkin Donuts late start today is just for the 4th. They've had regular hours otherwise. I guess everyone was celebrating Independence Day yesterday.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 04, 2020 07:51 AM (CAJOC)
His detractors will never like anything he says. Too bad.
It came through loud and clear how much Trump loves this country.
Thank God he is our president. And may God Bless him and guide him to
continue on the right path.
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 04, 2020 07:43 AM (Z/jzm)
I hope a lot of people saw him on the net. As far as i could tell, the only place that showed the speeches and fireworks in full was Cspan. For some reason I doubt tons of Millenials Gen Y'ers or whatever they are called are watching C-Span.
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 07:51 AM (hHxp2)
Spent 40+ years getting up and going to work. Now that I am retired, oversleeping is getting out of bed at 6:30...
Posted by: FrodoB-
Trying again at July 04, 2020 07:51 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:52 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 07:52 AM (hHxp2)
spypeach, that Lee Greenwood song drives me to tears. Every. Single. Time.
Posted by: creeper at July 04, 2020 07:52 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: lizabth at July 04, 2020 07:45 AM (L3Rsz)
I had to run to Walmart last night to pick up one thing. As I walked in at 8:20 they were announcing "The store will be closing in 10 mins....". I was shocked. I knew they were doing shorter hours (our Walmart is a 24 hour one) but...8:30? On a Friday night? The day before the 4th? Da fuq?
Posted by: Tami at July 04, 2020 07:53 AM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/y722kce7
Recap with link to full text and Leftist media reaction
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 07:53 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2020 07:43 AM (TsX0v)
You are so digital. How 'bout I give you a scotch?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 04, 2020 07:54 AM (r9RQq)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 04, 2020 07:54 AM (cknjq)
And the usual written handwringing ensued.
https://tinyurl.com/y7lmd6ut
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:54 AM (3D/fK)
It's hard to get the full effect if you don't.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 07:55 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2020 07:56 AM (TsX0v)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 04, 2020 07:56 AM (nFRLh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2020 07:56 AM (JFO2v)
normal', I guess. I asked the Walmart manager when they might be going
back to longer open hours. Not until never, he implied. Bah.
Posted by: lizabth at July 04, 2020 07:45 AM (L3Rsz)
I had to run to Walmart last night to pick up one thing. As I
walked in at 8:20 they were announcing "The store will be closing in 10
mins....". I was shocked. I knew they were doing shorter hours (our
Walmart is a 24 hour one) but...8:30? On a Friday night? The day
before the 4th? Da fuq?
Posted by: Tami at July 04, 2020 07:53 AM (cF8AT)
it is certainly screwed up. And what is the point really? I think 7/11's are open 'til 11. Again, what is the point at this point? How does being closed half the time fix anything?
I think this is about control and testing what you can pull off.
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 07:56 AM (hHxp2)
=====
It's been around a while.
Same kind of feelz as Kwanza & Christmas. YT has a thing so we gotsa have our separate Black thang.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 04, 2020 07:56 AM (d6mdH)
I don't understand how their can be a "Black National Anthem" Do people
no longer know what national, nationhood, and nationality mean?
Posted by: Quint
No. Globalists have forbidden those words.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2020 07:42 AM (MVR7y)
I remember watching the original Star Trek TOS episode with the Yangs and the Cooms, Cloud William telling Kirk, "FREEDOM? THAT IS A HOLY WORD, YOU WILL NOT SPEAK IT!"
I was about 11 or 12, and thinking, "well, I live in America and we will never have to bother with that nonsense. We have free speech and can say anything."
Oh, how naive I was.
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."
- Ronald Reagan
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 04, 2020 07:57 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2020 07:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 07:58 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: creeper at July 04, 2020 07:52 AM (XxJt1)
Me too, every time.
Posted by: spypeach at July 04, 2020 07:59 AM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: fly at July 04, 2020 07:59 AM (2M/TV)
I think this is about control and testing what you can pull off.
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 07:56 AM (hHxp2)
Supposedly, it's to allow them time to 'clean' the store properly. But I thought I had read or heard that the 24 hour stores would be closing @ 11pm. I never imagined it was 8:30!
Posted by: Tami at July 04, 2020 07:59 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 07:59 AM (oVJmc)
Do I get a prize calling hoax first?
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 07:59 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 04, 2020 08:00 AM (nFRLh)
PDT needs to disband this group of rapey rapist!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2020 08:00 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 04, 2020 07:40 AM (KAi1n)
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2020 08:00 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:00 AM (85Gof)
Akron?
Findlay?
Toledo?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2020 07:58 AM (JFO2v)
the the, "You don't live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinatti!" Indians?
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 08:00 AM (hHxp2)
Maybe the Redskins could adopt that marketing idea as well.
Save the name-change announcement for their next Sooper Bowel win.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 08:01 AM (3D/fK)
Happy Independence Day. Thanks to all
those who have served and fought for our country and freedoms.
Hopefully one day we'll get them both back
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:01 AM (NLgA+)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2020 08:01 AM (JFO2v)
99 Johns Hopkins has discovered a noose.
And the usual written handwringing ensued.
-------
Squirrel?!!??
Posted by: Progda press, dumber than a dog at July 04, 2020 08:01 AM (sy5kK)
Outgoing music for him to leave the stage
Keep on Rockin in the Free World
Prolly not a good choice.
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 04, 2020 08:02 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 04, 2020 08:02 AM (0IMgo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2020 08:03 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
Ding ding ding.
Capitalism sez they have to buy team gear with the new logo and name.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 04, 2020 08:03 AM (VcFUs)
antifa Andrew Jackson DC statue attacker, Jason Carter, getting
arrested. He's affiliated with antifa.
Just the coverage of statues being torn down by mobs, over and over again.
Not one of ABCBSNBCNNMSNBC.
Not a mention at all.
Busted on federal charges, I expect he will be made an example of by Barr.
Not a mention.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 04, 2020 07:37 AM (sy5kK)
Well they had more important stories to run like fake nooses and trying to destroy the McCloskeys in St. Louis for defending themselves and their home
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:03 AM (NLgA+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:04 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 04, 2020 07:56 AM (nFRLh)
One of the upsides, if there are actually upsides, is the grocery carts in the stores I shop in are clean as a whistle.
I have never seen carts so clean.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 04, 2020 08:04 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 04, 2020 08:05 AM (oWAzz)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 04, 2020 08:05 AM (eKTVr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:05 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 08:06 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:06 AM (oVJmc)
But it rained last night. (You may thank me...I finally watered yesterday.) So everything's now wet and they can fire at will tonight.
Posted by: creeper at July 04, 2020 08:06 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:05 AM (oVJmc)
I don't see " My Country Right or Wrong" on the list?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:07 AM (85Gof)
You can watch the the tape. It will be well worth your time. It was wonderful.
Posted by: Tuna at July 04, 2020 08:07 AM (gLRfa)
And the usual written handwringing ensued.
And no pics.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:04 AM (oVJmc)
I'm sure they were too traumatized to take pictures. But this time it will be a real noose unlike the 99.99999999% of the times it's a hoax
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:07 AM (NLgA+)
Outgoing music for him to leave the stage
Keep on Rockin in the Free World
Prolly not a good choice.
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 04, 2020 08:02 AM (cknjq)
--------------
Oh, that was planned all the way.
"Here, Mr Young, is your standard royalty.
Now go eff off.
And yes, we will be using it again."
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 04, 2020 08:08 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2020 08:03 AM (O+I8R)
It's worth your time to find it. Trump's twitter feed has a link
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 04, 2020 08:08 AM (Z/jzm)
Damn if he wasn't right.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2020 08:09 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 08:09 AM (6f16T)
National Anthem" Do people no longer know what national, nationhood, and
nationality mean?
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 07:39 AM (hHxp2)
It won't stop with that. They'll then say the American flag is racist and they have to fly a BLM flag and it will go on from there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:09 AM (NLgA+)
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 08:10 AM (hHxp2)
And better than half the employees are wearing the mask under their noses.
County still hasn't had another death since the third one, back in April.
Yet we saw a friend from B'More post on facebook that sh was cancelling her trip to Charleston ue to apparently the bigly massive number of Wu-flu deaths taking place around here.
Oddly enough, the comments back to her from friends and followers was pretty much a slap in the face to her.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 08:10 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: f'd at July 04, 2020 08:10 AM (GECNu)
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 08:11 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:11 AM (85Gof)
And the usual written handwringing ensued.
And no pics.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:04 AM (oVJmc)
If only someone had one of those little electronic thingies to make calls and that have a little camera in them.
If only.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 04, 2020 08:11 AM (sy5kK)
https://youtu.be/to2KasivROc (h/t Slapweasel)
Count your Blessings, and make it a wonderful Independence Day, all!
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 04, 2020 08:11 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 08:12 AM (6f16T)
Probably a pull down handle for a window shade.
They discovered it 'on a construction site,' so think about all the possibilities that entails.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:12 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:13 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2020 08:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 08:13 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:14 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2020 08:14 AM (V2Yro)
If no pictures shown, almost always a hoax.
If Pictures shown, better than a 75% chance that it's a deliberate attempt to 'Start the conversation'.
I wonder if there are actual available stats to show the percentage of Noose and Squirrel sightings that are either an outright lie, a misidentified innocent object, or a hoax, planted to stir shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 08:14 AM (3D/fK)
All those cranes are rigged for hanging!
Posted by: f'd at July 04, 2020 08:15 AM (GECNu)
At last report he was somewhere in the area of Old Monroe MO, NW of STL. The MO Dept of Conservation is tracking him so that he can get safely to his presumed destination -- the Mark Twain National Forest, where there is an established black bear population and presumably a nice girl bear he can settle down with.
One reason he's gotten the attention he has is because he's a nice distraction from all the crap going on in the world, and he gives people something to root for.
Posted by: Secret Square at July 04, 2020 08:15 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 08:15 AM (3D/fK)
Don't forget honoring nuts. OSU Buckeyes
Posted by: Tuna at July 04, 2020 08:16 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:12 AM (oVJmc)
Extension cord wound up... calling it now
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 04, 2020 08:16 AM (/6GbT)
Well they had more important stories to run like fake nooses and trying to destroy the McCloskeys in St. Louis for defending themselves and their home
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:03 AM (NLgA+)
Saw the McCloskeys finally found a security company that would protect them, after being turned down by 11 of them the day before. And they were at work on the property last night.
I bet the McCloskeys fell asleep last night for the first time in days.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 04, 2020 08:16 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:06 AM (oVJmc)
OUT: Chief Wahoo
IN: Chief Abu
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 04, 2020 08:16 AM (1g7ch)
--
Yeah...hey black people! You don't need those $multi-millions. Don't be a slave to the white man's sport that pays you obscene amounts of money!
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2020 08:18 AM (O+I8R)
I'm sure they were too traumatized to take pictures. But this time it will be a real noose unlike the 99.99999999% of the times it's a hoax
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:07 AM (NLgA+)
Construction site? It's gonna end up being an electrical cord that was looped up for storage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2020 08:18 AM (V2Yro)
James Allen, who draws the Mark Trail newspaper comic strip, has been cancelled over a Tweet concerning AOC and the size of the dicks she may or may not have sucked.
Here's the Tweet:
https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks/status/
1271870197880819712
Allen has confirmed that he is leaving the strip.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 08:19 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: An Observation at July 04, 2020 08:21 AM (QTiMi)
Protesters
marched along the busy public boulevard called Kingshighway, which
intersects with Portland Place, a private street that is the site of the
Renaissance palazzo-style home of Mark McCloskey, 61, and his
63-year-old wife, Patricia.
Inside the gate, more than a dozen men in plain clothes walked the
grounds and peered out from a second-floor balcony of the couple's home.
One protester briefly straddled an iron gate as if he was going to jump
over, but did not.
AP lies through its teeth saying the first time the "peaceful protesters" were there they walked through the gate. Yes after they broke it down
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:22 AM (NLgA+)
And, as a courtesy, try to be intoxicated.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 04, 2020 08:22 AM (3H9h1)
I'll bet I know why so many turned it down - around here most "security companies" are either guys who just want to set up camera systems, nothing else, or ex-deputies who will do drive by's a couple times a night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2020 08:22 AM (V2Yro)
I'll start:
Washington Thieves&Pedos
Washington MegaLiars
Washington Shitweasels
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 04, 2020 08:23 AM (d6mdH)
--------------
when did governors pass a law without the legislature first writing it and voting for it by both houses?
put another way, when did a governor become able to make law, contrary to the state constitution?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 04, 2020 08:24 AM (sy5kK)
AP - Trump pushes racial division, flouts virus rules at Rushmore
At the foot of Mount Rushmore on the eve of Independence Day,
President Donald Trump made a direct appeal to disaffected white voters
four months before Election Day, accusing protesters who have pushed for
racial justice of engaging in a "merciless campaign to wipe out our
history."
The president dug further into American divisions
Friday, offering a discordant tone to an electorate battered by a
pandemic and wounded by racial injustice following the high-profile
killings of Black people. He zeroed in on the desecration by some
protesters of monuments and statues across the country that honor those
who have benefited from slavery, including some past presidents.
There is no difference between AP or Reuters and HuffPo or Vox. It's the same leftist shit
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:24 AM (NLgA+)
https://tinyurl.com/yc65fkeo
Give it a shot. You'll like it.
Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2020 08:24 AM (XTyi0)
https://tinyurl.com/yadcznc8
Posted by: Tami at July 04, 2020 08:24 AM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/ybugy6ma
Posted by: fly at July 04, 2020 08:24 AM (2M/TV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 08:25 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 08:25 AM (p19R3)
https://tinyurl.com/yadcznc8
Posted by: Tami at July 04, 2020 08:24 AM (cF8AT)
I think Lincoln needs to scoot over.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2020 08:25 AM (PiwSw)
Ow.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 04, 2020 08:26 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: azalea city at July 04, 2020 08:27 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 08:10 AM (hHxp2)
Yup.....as a paid clown Neil Young will be used to entertain where and when President Trump pleases.
If he complains, President Trump should just tell him to shut his pie hole and play music you clown!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2020 08:27 AM (Z+IKu)
put another way, when did a governor become able to make law, contrary to the state constitution?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 04, 2020 08:24 AM (sy5kK)
To really kick off the Kung Flu Freakout they had to declare martial law by some other name. And it didn't even take the military to overthrow the government. I think that makes it worse.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 04, 2020 08:27 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: David Carradine at July 04, 2020 08:28 AM (nxikH)
Posted by: azalea city at July 04, 2020 08:27 AM (WX+x0)
The McCloskey's need to move.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 08:29 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: An Observation at July 04, 2020 08:29 AM (QTiMi)
Posted by: morigu at July 04, 2020 08:29 AM (Eu98u)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 08:29 AM (FtO5h)
No, the McCloskey's should have wild loud parties, play loud music all day long, walk around outside scratching their butts, and make their so called neighbors move
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:30 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 04, 2020 08:30 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:24 AM (NLgA+)
You can tell it's AP because they capitalized Black.
That, no kidding, is now their official style guide practice.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 04, 2020 08:31 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 04, 2020 08:31 AM (NWiLs)
The McCloskeys extended family members , cousins, raised $$ for private
security. Neighbors took a knee telling BLM we aren't with them.
Posted by: azalea city at July 04, 2020 08:27 AM (WX+x0)
I saw pictures of the shitty neighbors with the BLM signs. The idiots don't realize the mob will tear them to pieces too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:31 AM (NLgA+)
Happy fourth of July, Colonials.
Let Old Glory fly.
We don't hold grudges.... usually.
To be fair, you haven't made such a bad fist of it so far....until this year anyway.
https://tinyurl.com/ydg8s5wq
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at July 04, 2020 08:31 AM (u24VC)
Posted by: fly at July 04, 2020 08:31 AM (2M/TV)
Yoko Ono albums, top volume 24-7 on enormous speakers!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 08:32 AM (FtO5h)
Heh! That's gonna leave a mark. The revolution always eats its own.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 04, 2020 08:33 AM (m/Sks)
197 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:30 AM (85Gof)
Yoko Ono albums, top volume 24-7 on enormous speakers!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 08:32 AM (FtO5h)
Punctuated by KC and the Sunshine Band....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2020 08:33 AM (PiwSw)
Happy fourth of July, Colonials.
Let Old Glory fly.
We don't hold grudges.... usually.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at July 04, 2020 08:31 AM (u24VC)
Thank you, Sir Ian. No hard feelings, right? Except for that 1812 dust-up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 08:34 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 08:32 AM (FtO5h)
Oh G-D the Humanity!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:34 AM (85Gof)
Then do one for 'BLM fist.'
But BLM isn't a communist org.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:34 AM (oVJmc)
Our founders, esp. the Puritans, brought over the best of the British system of Government. And we made it better, specifically for self-reliant, hard-headed Americans.
Hope you are having a quality British ale, not the rotgut mass-market swill we have.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2020 08:35 AM (u82oZ)
play loud music all day long, walk around outside scratching their
butts, and make their so called neighbors move
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:30 AM (85Gof)
Shoot their guns in the air and say they are celebrating Juneteenth
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:35 AM (NLgA+)
Just need a live Dean Martin album and some outdoor speakers. Boat optional:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd6Zg3UYHg0
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 08:35 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Colin at July 04, 2020 08:35 AM (1BIQV)
Posted by: azalea city at July 04, 2020 08:35 AM (WX+x0)
https://tinyurl.com/yx88lkso
Back to your regularly scheduled noooooooses
Posted by: MikeM at July 04, 2020 08:36 AM (rMPrQ)
There aren't going to be any debates. That's what the "second wave of COVID" is designed to prevent.
Posted by: creeper at July 04, 2020 08:37 AM (XxJt1)
Warner Brothers actually made a TV series sequel to Blazing Saddles called Black Bart in order to get Mel Brooks to produce sequels. Thank goodness it died in the can.
https://youtu.be/PmpFypaGkKE
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 08:37 AM (p19R3)
I pray for tanks squishing people in the Dakotas today. Tanks flying American Flags!
Be safe
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 04, 2020 08:37 AM (guqPg)
Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2020 07:47 AM (ksRmn)
Yep.
The irritating thing is the complete lack of courage and agency among the losers of Antifa/BLM.
Once upon a time, if you felt that the nation you lived in didn't allow you to live your life the way you wished, welp, you packed up and left.
That's how the pilgrims wound up here in America. More recently Jews migrated out of Germany ahead of the Nazi takeover cuz that gov't certainly wasn't working for them.
If you feel that you can't get an even break living in a free society originally set up by white people cuz you're Black, buddy, there's a whole continent full of governments run by and established by Black People exclusively just waiting for you.
If you feel that you can't get an even break cuz your Asian in the glorious multi-racial melting pot of the US of A, why pally, there's a whole continent full of governments run by Asians...exclusively!
If you feel that you as a white person hate living in a country that values individual freedoms, liberty, and the free market of both goods and ideas, gosh chum, take a look around, not only is there a whole continent stuffed to the gills with white socialist and communist a-holes, there's a whole glorious world full of socialist/commie a-holes of every shape and size and color running governments. Give North Korea a try, lame ass.
In other words, if you don't feel that you can thrive in America's wonderful multi-racial, multi-faith, multi-color society dedicated to liberty, individual rights, freedom of ideas and speech, free markets, and the pursuit of happiness,
don't try to destroy America's Past or American Society or America itself,
Take your ass to environs you find more to your liking, and show us all how you can thrive once you've liberated yourself from a free society.
Show us that it's America that's to blame for your failure, and not that you're a lazy, lame racist sociopathic marxist dumbass who can't build but can only destroy.
No one's keeping you here. That border works in both directions.
Give it a try. Show us what you got.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2020 08:37 AM (ysqzb)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 04, 2020 08:38 AM (KAi1n)
Went out to check on the noobs. Dad is wary of us while the two sons (whom we named Rocket and Blaze) are a little more accepting. They came up to me for ear noogies, which they thoroughly enjoyed.
It will take time and patience. They're pretty damaged mentally. Yet with a little unobtrusive affection, they can come around. Their condition isn't fixed for all time. Something that may occur to certain segments of the human population in this country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 08:38 AM (mht8P)
I was interrogated by MiL for the first time 30 years ago today!
And the first time in 30 years (except for grad skool) we have not all spent 4th of July at cousin's pool in Los Altos. Sadz.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2020 08:40 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:40 AM (85Gof)
Warner Brothers actually made a TV series sequel to Blazing Saddles called Black Bart
Not a series, just a pilot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:40 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 08:41 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Colin at July 04, 2020 08:41 AM (1BIQV)
Posted by: skywch at July 04, 2020 08:43 AM (Y/Ps0)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at July 04, 2020 08:43 AM (377Zs)
Posted by: Colin at July 04, 2020 08:41 AM (1BIQV)
Because Orange Man Bad!
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 04, 2020 08:43 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: No at July 04, 2020 08:43 AM (Evxss)
Posted by: skywch at July 04, 2020 08:43 AM (Y/Ps0)
Very well put. You should comment more
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:43 AM (85Gof)
Americans Excited To Celebrate Their Liberty While Confined To Their Homes By The Government
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: i can haz purge now? at July 04, 2020 08:44 AM (DTX3h)
Blackhawk
Apache
Tomahawk
The 'Huey' is actually called the Iroquois
Kiowa, that's a little helicopter
I'm sure there are many more
gotta rename them now?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Yankee doobie doo! at July 04, 2020 08:44 AM (iTXRQ)
Best wishes to you too sir.
I hope you guys remember where you came from and toss that woke political shit into the dumpster of history to restore yourselves to the nation you were when we kicked your ass. ;-)
Cheers.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 04, 2020 08:45 AM (m/Sks)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:34 AM (oVJmc)
BLM?
Brothers Love Marxism?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 04, 2020 08:45 AM (1g7ch)
Good food and constitutional rights being the two biggest. Looking back, one of my biggest regrets was never owning a gun, or going to a shooting range and trying it out.
Good healthcare is another, for the same price, I get somewhat shitty care, good for run of the mill things, (broken legs, appendicitis, even cancer they can mostly sort you out without ruining the bank). If its anything else, they don't want to know and aren't curious.
Anyways, enjoy what you have, its truly a great country filled with mostly patriotic and freedom loving morons like yourselves.
Happy 4th July!
Posted by: Political McGuffin at July 04, 2020 08:45 AM (HPHHZ)
My favorite Mel Brooks foray into television was "When Things Were Rotten", his first take on the Robin Hood tales. Only lasted one season, and almost no one remembers it.Misty Rowe played Maid Marion. The Doc form the Love Boat as Alan A-Dale, and Dick Van Patton was Friar Tuck and Dick "Dick" Gautier as Robin himself. Oh, and a young Ron Rifkin played Prince John.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 08:45 AM (FtO5h)
how you can thrive once you've liberated yourself from a free society.
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but they can't, the thing is just political rhetoric from people who have been poorly educated and even mentally mistreated.
The average American with a degree could no more just take off for France, Italy, or Argentina than he could move to the the North Pole.
These people have no clue what they are talking about. They way overvalue their worth to other nations. Unless they are a highly trained nurse, good luck as an American just up and moving to some foreign locale.
I do hope they try though. We should pay Mexico to let them in for a year or so and then kick them out.
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 08:46 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: creeper at July 04, 2020 08:46 AM (XxJt1)
https://www.citizenfreepress.com/breaking/
star-spangled-steel-played-with-guns/
Posted by: xa4 nasal radiator at July 04, 2020 08:46 AM (xkudx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:46 AM (oVJmc)
A comment from that AP story of President Trump "pushes racial division" story
CNN described Mount Rushmore as a "monument of two slave owners" on "land wrestled away from Native Americans" ahead of President Donald
Trump's visit there on Friday.
But in 2008, CNN marveled at the
landmark when then-Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) visited Rushmore on the
campaign trail in South Dakota.
In 2008, CNN anchor Ron Marciano
said: "Barack Obama is campaigning in South Dakota. That state's primary
is Tuesday. Obama arrived there late last night and got a good look
around Mt. Rushmore - it's quite a sight if you haven't seen it."
Fellow
anchor Betty Nguyen added: "Barack Obama is in South Dakota today. He
arrived there last night. Take a look at this. He got a good glimpse of
the majestic Mount Rushmore. Well, South Dakota and Montana have closed
out the primary season on Tuesday."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:47 AM (NLgA+)
We are heading to Nebraska tomorrow - to experience some real freedom!
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at July 04, 2020 08:47 AM (xU7mE)
My favorite Mel Brooks foray into television was "When Things Were Rotten", his first take on the Robin Hood tales.
I've got an old VHS release of several episodes of that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:47 AM (oVJmc)
Blackhawk
Apache
Tomahawk
The 'Huey' is actually called the Iroquois
Kiowa, that's a little helicopter
I'm sure there are many more
gotta rename them now?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Yankee doobie doo! at July 04, 2020 08:44 AM (iTXRQ)
Probably, if I am reading the smoke signals correctly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:47 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 04, 2020 08:48 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Colin at July 04, 2020 08:48 AM (1BIQV)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2020 08:48 AM (TsX0v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 08:47 AM (oVJmc)
I picked up the complete series (well, one season!) on DVD, to add to my Mel Brooks collection.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 08:48 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2020 08:37 AM (ysqzb)
Its all pretext. This is all about who will control the political power, and in turn control the wealth here. They know they will never have this much easy access to wealth anywhere else on the planet.
They ain't going nowhere - and neither are we. The fight happens here. They got started early. We're stuck with a pretty limp wristed team.
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 04, 2020 08:49 AM (d6PIl)
Blackhawk
Apache
Tomahawk
The 'Huey' is actually called the Iroquois
Kiowa, that's a little helicopter
I'm sure there are many more
gotta rename them now?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Yankee doobie doo! at July 04, 2020 08:44 AM (iTXRQ)
if the nation has turned into pussies, then yes.We were talking annoying modern terms the other day. But the most poisonous term we have is "you can't do that today". Well, sure, you can't do anything today as long as no one stands up for themselves.
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 08:49 AM (hHxp2)
Just leaving for an out of town tennis and pool party. I feel like a kid again!
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 04, 2020 08:50 AM (TdMsT)
You have no idea the torment the Boston Celtics and Fighting Irish names are for me and my fellow micks. Leprechauns as symbols of the Irish. Will no one stop this bigoted display?!?!?!? *sobs into my Guinness*
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:50 AM (NLgA+)
Happy 4th July!
Posted by: Political McGuffin at July 04, 2020 08:45 AM (HPHHZ)
It's nice to hear from overseas Morons. To love one's country is not to disparage others.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 08:50 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Sanitized For Your Syncopation at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (ECbqu)
You have no idea the torment the Boston Celtics and Fighting Irish names are for me and my fellow micks. Leprechauns as symbols of the Irish. Will no one stop this bigoted display?!?!?!? *sobs into my Guinness*
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:50 AM (NLgA+)
Shouldn't you be looking for something?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Colin at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (1BIQV)
Name one unifying thing about BLM
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (Efi2P)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (OCRKH)
see our holidays just another day in England. I did get the 4th off,
but just slept in, nothing else.
Posted by: Colin at July 04, 2020 08:48 AM (1BIQV)
well, you have to give them that one. It is not like they should be dancing and singing about it. I spent a few Thanksgivings over there. A few places will at least offer a Turkey dinner but with no other fanfare. One year my thanksgiving was a pint and a turkey and stuffing flavored bag of chips. The cool part was the bartender gave them to me when he heard I was American.
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (hHxp2)
Do some reading and understand WHY the equipment was named for indians. It was out of respect for their ferocity and capabilities.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 04, 2020 08:52 AM (m/Sks)
Leprechauns as symbols of the Irish. Will no one stop this bigoted display?!?!?!? *sobs into my Guinness*
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:50 AM (NLgA+)
They sell their children for drink. "Here's little Fergus, now give me another drop."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 08:52 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 08:52 AM (6f16T)
Go out there and celebrate with alcohol, tobacco, and firearms in a manner that would make our founders proud!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 04, 2020 08:52 AM (Tdjxx)
Baldwin's Christian army was defeated by Saladin on this day, thus allowing the Muslims to eventually conquer Jerusalem and igniting the Third Crusade.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 08:52 AM (p19R3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the bunker at July 04, 2020 08:52 AM (tPjmG)
I was interrogated by MiL for the first time 30 years ago today!
And the first time in 30 years (except for grad skool) we have not all spent 4th of July at cousin's pool in Los Altos. Sadz.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2020 08:40 AM (EZebt)
Los Altos Country Club. Fastest greens I have ever played. Ice cold Arnold Palmers on the 10th tee too.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at July 04, 2020 08:52 AM (377Zs)
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 04, 2020 08:53 AM (0IMgo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (1/o7O)
Jamesons?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:53 AM (NLgA+)
The Washington K-Streeters. They lose every game but still insist on how talented they are. Amazingly, people buy into it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 08:53 AM (mht8P)
The Washington Dickweeds.
Too sexist?
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
The
There now they're all multiculti and such.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2020 08:53 AM (ysqzb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Patty O at July 04, 2020 08:53 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2020 08:54 AM (ysqzb)
2. President Trump's speech last night was awesome.
3. President Trump is awesome: "You try to tear down our monuments and we'll build MORE!"
4. The left hated his speech and lied about it.
5. The left hates everything he does or says and then lies about it. It's as if they are hardwired to hate.
6. I don't care what the left thinks. I elected Trump to lead this great country and I'll do it again on November 3rd. The left can go pound salt.
7. God bless our President. God bless our country and God bless all of the Horde. You are FINE Americans!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 04, 2020 08:54 AM (8/7u2)
David Marcus-NY Post:
https://tinyurl.com/ya35qxh3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2020 08:54 AM (M7/zw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (1/o7O)
Ay, they'll never get me lucky charms!
Posted by: Patty O Brian at July 04, 2020 08:54 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 08:55 AM (hHxp2)
Name one unifying thing about BLM
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (Efi2P) "
That's the whole idea.
Feature, not bug.
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 04, 2020 08:55 AM (0IMgo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:55 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 04, 2020 08:55 AM (hKLpI)
Yes, I know. You're being crotchety again!
Posted by: DB- just DB. Yankee doobie doo! at July 04, 2020 08:55 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 04, 2020 08:51 AM (1/o7O)
Jamesons?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2020 08:53 AM (NLgA
LOL
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 04, 2020 08:55 AM (1/o7O)
Can't believe the US Military picked all those wimpy names for combat helicopters.
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 08:52 AM (6f16T)
The H-82 Debutante
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2020 08:56 AM (mht8P)
They do understand it.
It's kinda their long term game plan to destroy the country.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 08:56 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 04, 2020 08:56 AM (1/o7O)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I still have hope, a lot of their plans backfire. But as we have talked about before, a lot of their actions are a bit win-win for them. They piss me off about the anthem and kneeling with football. If I watch, their propaganda is shoved down my throat. If I give up on the NFL They ruin that history of Lombardi, Shula, Tarkenton, Namath, Brady, etc. They destroy heroes of the past, and focus society on their heroes like Greta T, Chaz(?)...pathetic. Also destroying tailgating, cheerleading, college and HS and pop warner teams. You can hate football past and present, it is just an example. They will do it with your favorite hobby or focus.
Posted by: MikeM at July 04, 2020 08:56 AM (rMPrQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 04, 2020 08:57 AM (rpbg1)
At last report he was somewhere in the area of Old Monroe MO, NW of STL. The MO Dept of Conservation is tracking him so that he can get safely to his presumed destination -- the Mark Twain National Forest, where there is an established black bear population and presumably a nice girl bear he can settle down with.
One reason he's gotten the attention he has is because he's a nice distraction from all the crap going on in the world, and he gives people something to root for.
Posted by: Secret Square
We had one wandering around Arlington, VA a few weeks ago. Looking for love and pizza scraps.
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 08:57 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Yankee doobie doo! at July 04, 2020 08:55 AM (iTXRQ)
*Snort*
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 04, 2020 08:58 AM (m/Sks)
John Candy is in the tank being strangled by this other guy. John throws flour on the guy to get him to release his hands. Then out of nowhere John is covered in soot. So guy in white face starts cackling, jerks his thumb to the rear, and says, "get in the back!" So John starts freaking because he is covered in soot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 08:59 AM (p19R3)
https://tinyurl.com/commie-go-boom
Yeah, that didn't end well for them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 04, 2020 08:59 AM (hKLpI)
Blackhawk
Apache
Tomahawk
The 'Huey' is actually called the Iroquois
Kiowa, that's a little helicopter
I'm sure there are many more
gotta rename them now?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Yankee doobie doo! at July 04, 2020 08:44 AM (iTXRQ)
Comanche and Cheyenne
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 08:59 AM (B7KlG)
I believe that all military equipment and vehicles should be named after Smurfs.
F'rinstance,
The Blackhawk would now be the Brainy Smurf.
The Tomahawk is now the Jokey Smurf.
and so on.
Only in this way can we heal the immense pain caused to Indians by Americans considering them brave, fierce, and competent.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2020 09:00 AM (ysqzb)
And that's not a violent tactic, I see both of those things praised constantly by our media.
Posted by: Quiet at July 04, 2020 09:01 AM (P0MsZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 09:02 AM (p19R3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 09:02 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 04, 2020 09:02 AM (m/Sks)
Notice that the Scandis aren't offended by the Minnesota Vikings, and the Micks aren't offended by the Boston Celtics.
I suspect there are probably plenty of people in Commiechusetts who are offended by the New England Patriots, though, so there's that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 04, 2020 09:02 AM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 04, 2020 09:03 AM (+y/Ru)
https://tinyurl.com/commie-go-boom
Yeah, that didn't end well for them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 04, 2020 08:59 AM (hKLpI)
Nice!
More please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2020 09:03 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 09:03 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 09:03 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 09:04 AM (p19R3)
https://bit.ly/2BCfKpO
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 04, 2020 09:03 AM (+y/Ru)
Lean left? Shit they fall off the fucking left wing cliff LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 09:04 AM (85Gof)
I hope there were injuries.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Yes, reading the twitter comments, the injuries were serious.
Posted by: MikeM at July 04, 2020 09:05 AM (rMPrQ)
Goes to WZ.
-
No Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 04, 2020 09:05 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2020 09:05 AM (3D/fK)
Did you watch the video?
Life-threatening. The driver hit them at normal highway speed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 04, 2020 09:05 AM (hKLpI)
It is good.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 04, 2020 09:05 AM (OpX8y)
Watch for The New Adventures of Marcus Trail as he turns the racist Lost Forest into a BLM Occupation Zone! It'll be a Summer of Love!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 04, 2020 09:05 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 04, 2020 09:06 AM (kjHMd)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 09:06 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Patty O Brian at July 04, 2020 09:06 AM (V2Yro)
Just scared to trust any of these 'up and coming, bright next gen Conservatives'.
Been stabbed in the back by quite a few of them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 04, 2020 09:07 AM (1/o7O)
Posted by: AnnaS at July 04, 2020 09:07 AM (l4l/z)
Posted by: Anna Puma
She could change her name to Big Bertha.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 04, 2020 09:07 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2020 09:07 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 09:08 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Quiet at July 04, 2020 09:08 AM (P0MsZ)
Goes to WZ.
-
No Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.
Posted by: Anonosaurus
Free Tibet
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 09:08 AM (4JZoC)
https://tinyurl.com/commie-go-boom
Yeah, that didn't end well for them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 04, 2020 08:59 AM (hKLpI)
Nice that they set it on loop.
It really enhances the sound of meatsacks hitting the bumper and windsheild.
Hope the driver is OK. That could have been a been really bad if he hit two deer.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 04, 2020 09:08 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 09:08 AM (6f16T)
Point taken. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 09:09 AM (85Gof)
Apparently fine. Questioned and released by the police.
Of course, he's now been doxxed by Antifa.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 04, 2020 09:09 AM (hKLpI)
I hope there were injuries.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Yes, reading the twitter comments, the injuries were serious.
Posted by: MikeM
If someone dies, all of the rioters should be charged with 2nd degree murder.
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 09:10 AM (4JZoC)
Goes to WZ.
-
No Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.
Posted by: Anonosaurus
Free Tibet
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 09:08 AM (4JZoC)
"enough kids getting killed and robbed over Nike shoes!"
Posted by: Quint at July 04, 2020 09:10 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 08:09 AM (6f16T)
Well, in all likely hood we'll say the matter is closed, release no name but state that the person isn't a racist and said they were "Just trying to raise awareness."
No, we won't disclose their race.
Yes, we did have to spend lots of overtime hours investigating this, and yes the whole department was here, but in fairness would you rather be on the streets of Baltimore or crowded into a few buildings at John Hopkins?
It's probably best not to think that those in this environment will overreact, swoon and then mumble "It could of been true" and "it raised my awareness" when we find the "culprit" was an activist in residency.
Also best not to think about how these reactionary students will be graduating and then be making life and death decisions on you and your loved ones.
Posted by: Baltimore cops at July 04, 2020 09:10 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 09:10 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 09:11 AM (4JZoC)
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 09:10 AM (4JZoC
I like it. RICO.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 04, 2020 09:11 AM (1/o7O)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2020 09:11 AM (ysqzb)
https://youtu.be/o40fwZgSFPI
And how did you Humans get to the top of the food chain again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 09:11 AM (p19R3)
Comes in sizes from .25 ACP to .50 BMG?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 04, 2020 08:55 AM (hKLpI)
you know about the cup size?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2020 09:11 AM (JFO2v)
Approved NBA jersey statements. As expected, they, uh, lean left.
https://bit.ly/2BCfKpO
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Well, it's what the ChiComs approved. Gotta make the Paymaster Maoists happy!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2020 09:12 AM (MVR7y)
Apparently fine. Questioned and released by the police.
you're kidding! I was sure the driver would be charged. You sure?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Yankee doobie doo! at July 04, 2020 09:12 AM (iTXRQ)
Apparently fine. Questioned and released by the police.
Of course, he's now been doxxed by Antifa.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Of course, is he a lefty
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 09:12 AM (4JZoC)
+40 points in Death Race.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 09:12 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 09:10 AM (4JZoC)
Wonder if the Feds have laws against conspiring to interfere with interstate trade since they black an Interstate.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 04, 2020 09:13 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2020 09:13 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2020 09:13 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 04, 2020 09:14 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 09:10 AM (4JZoC
I like it. RICO.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Not even RICO, use RICO to go after whoever paid for the van rental, coordinated event, managed chat rooms, etc.
Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2020 09:14 AM (4JZoC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 09:14 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 09:14 AM (p19R3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 04, 2020 08:59 AM (hKLpI)
'I believe I can fly'
Shamelessly stolen tweet.
Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2020 09:14 AM (ksRmn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 09:15 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Black bears across the land hoping to get laid at July 04, 2020 09:15 AM (Fc5rx)
https://tinyurl.com/commie-go-boom
-
There's a time for camouflage and a time to avoid camouflage.
Turn turn turn.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 04, 2020 09:15 AM (+y/Ru)
https://youtu.be/nVhNCTH8pDs
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 09:16 AM (p19R3)
Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2020 09:16 AM (ksRmn)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2020 09:17 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 08:55 AM (85Gof)
~~~~~
I have a hard time watching FOX anymore (except for a couple of shows.)
Is it just me, or has even Steve Doocey gotten squishy lately?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 04, 2020 09:18 AM (sGotD)
"Now students, calculate what Mu coefficient would be required with his mass and speed so the driver can avoid running over these idiots?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 09:18 AM (p19R3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2020 09:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 04, 2020 09:19 AM (oVJmc)
***********
Assume a shmear 25 meters long...
Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2020 09:20 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2020 09:20 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 04, 2020 09:18 AM (sGotD)
Yeah I have gotten that vibe also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 09:21 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: AnnaS at July 04, 2020 09:22 AM (l4l/z)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2020 09:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2020 09:23 AM (p19R3)
Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2020 09:24 AM (ksRmn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2020 09:22 AM (u82oZ)
Thank you. And your Family also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2020 09:25 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 04, 2020 09:18 AM (sGotD)
Does he remind you of someone that has ever faced real personal danger, even once, in his entire life ?
This is why BLM and ANTIFA do what they do. Its why the brownshirts did what they did. Because on people like Doocey - it works.
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 04, 2020 09:25 AM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2020 09:03 AM (6f16T) \
Remember the mnemonic:
2 S's, 2 D's, 3 emotions
Sleepy Sneezy, Doc Dopey, Happy Grumpy Bashful
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2020 09:29 AM (PiwSw)
Funny, I don't see "I (insert heart emoji) China" on the NBA approved list.
Goes to WZ.
https://tinyurl.com/y9tuaf2y
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 04, 2020 07:24 AM
Funny, I don't see any of the following:
--- "Don't Do Drugs"
--- "Don't Join Gangs"
--- "Stay in School"
--- "Marry Your Child's Mother"
--- "Be a Father"
--- "Stop Black-on-Black Violence"
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 04, 2020 09:30 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2020 09:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 04, 2020 09:25 AM (d6PIl)
~~~~~
I think his son working in DC has something to do with it also.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 04, 2020 09:37 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 04, 2020 09:37 AM (sGotD)
I guess to them the non-strawman shitbags fomenting violnce and destroying our history are not divisive. "Why are you resisting me killing you? That's divisive!"
Posted by: butch at July 04, 2020 10:49 AM (hXu8T)
Handy-wipe, one layer, string tie. Anyone objects, point to mask. "Face covering. Nose and mouth are covered. That's all the executive order describes."
Further comments? "This one lets me breathe, and wipe sweat. Go away, Karen."
Note: I am not, by nature, confrontational. But this has my dander up.
Posted by: empire 1 at July 04, 2020 01:20 PM (4spo9)
a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now broken and she has 83 views.
I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!
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