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Posted by: Ace at 08:08 PM




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1 furst and last

Posted by: azalea city at July 03, 2020 03:03 PM (WX+x0)

2 "How can I lose to this idiot!" - Nimzovich

Posted by: ArthurK at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (yLxSe)

3 Stomp. With authority.

Posted by: Bete at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (Ojki1)

4 Glad to see Twitter is wasting time and money.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (J70i0)

5 Damn.

Ace just stomped your sh*t MisHum.

I'm thinking that dental plan is gone, yo'.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (YA914)

6 1
Dummy value


Posted by: Morey Weiner at July 03, 2020 03:03 PM (Tnijr)

Posted by: Morey Weiner at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (XfhKA)

7 honky...........corpse

Posted by: azalea city at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (WX+x0)

8 I can see why they'd be sensitive about the phrase "sanity check."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (zrukV)

9 One of my nephews needs desperately to move to Venezuela, where he can celebrate July 4th the way he thinks it should be celebrated.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 03, 2020 03:05 PM (tPjmG)

10 1984 is actually happening. No doubt ANTIFA would be fans of the rat cage head gear.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:05 PM (2DOZq)

11 Now watch me make #1 disappear.

Posted by: Morey Weiner at July 03, 2020 03:05 PM (XfhKA)

12 Don't worry mh we still love you even with stomp marks all over.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020 03:05 PM (EZebt)

13 First?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (oJN+m)

14 No content at all! Cool!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (rpbg1)

15 Whoa

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (El6T/)

16 Gendered language aka grammar.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (EZebt)

17 Primus?

Posted by: kbdabear at July 03, 2020 03:07 PM (qAR6u)

18 Say what?

Posted by: FIIGMO at July 03, 2020 03:07 PM (Qf08A)

19 Ha! More fun with blogging!

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 03:07 PM (El6T/)

20 WTF

Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2020 03:07 PM (KNsKs)

21 All alone, am I, ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (zrukV)

22

Whitelist and sanity check my bunghole!

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 03, 2020 03:16 PM (d6DSt)

23 So, they tow the vans away yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:09 PM (Zmnko)

24 "Person Hours" reminds me of "Peoplekind".

Posted by: Surfperch at July 03, 2020 08:10 PM (tVQUs)

25 I actually thought this was a Babylon Bee list.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:10 PM (+dsLj)

26 What IS the value of a dummy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

27 I wonder if this was a scheduled post. Hard to imagine a real live Ace not including the great, if slow, ongoing drama.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:11 PM (dOV9E)

28 Look at the caboose on that hippie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:11 PM (85Gof)

29 Twitter Engineering - LOLGF

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 03, 2020 08:11 PM (nFRLh)

30 So, they tow the vans away yet?
Posted by: It's me donna
I am really hoping for the bulldozer option.

Posted by: MikeM at July 03, 2020 08:12 PM (9rSRX)

31 is this the new riot thread?

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:12 PM (iTXRQ)

32 Newspeak doubleplusgoodthink.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:12 PM (5bg3W)

33 Hey it's the long lost thread where I got first now watch it disappear.

Posted by: f'd at July 03, 2020 08:12 PM (eKz7L)

34 28 What IS the value of a dummy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 08:10 PM (aKsyK)


$20, same as in town

Posted by: josephistan at July 03, 2020 08:12 PM (Izzlo)

35 Let's not disband the protestors
Let's round up the protestors
and chain them in the dungeon.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:12 PM (FjSXz)

36 *Minnesota accent*
Harf for Christ - the ding dong wreckers are movin' in

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 03, 2020 08:12 PM (E1b7r)

37 Jesus there is an even bigger cow in a black moo moo with and ACLU Observer sign in it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:13 PM (85Gof)

38 Inclusive language.



Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 08:13 PM (ycxIH)

39 Every time I get pissed and wonder why my computer or phone always fucking crashes I look at this tweet and start to understand why.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:13 PM (+dsLj)

40 Who else spent the day counting rounds, cleaning guns and loading mags? The new 4th of July folks.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 03, 2020 08:13 PM (nFRLh)

41 Dump those suckers over the side.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:13 PM (FjSXz)

42 I can't really disapprove of that chick who wore short-shorts to a protest. I'd like to, but...

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:13 PM (dOV9E)

43 Now I want to see Mt. Rushmore. About 10-12 hour drive for me.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

44 43 Dump those suckers over the side.

probably stolen or rented

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:14 PM (Zmnko)

45 ACLU upset with Trump for wanting to protect property.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK)

46 The new names are already asking for trouble. "Allowlist" shows privilege and "Denylist" is going to trigger some fools because that's just too negative. And on and on...

Posted by: AF at July 03, 2020 08:14 PM (RsPQq)

47 So is this the demonstration beat-down thread now?

Oh, and BTW, I was 1st or 2nd on this thread when it first appeared, hours ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:14 PM (El6T/)

48 46 Now I want to see Mt. Rushmore. About 10-12 hour drive for me.

It's worth it... See it while you can

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:14 PM (Zmnko)

49 If I leave at 6 am could be there by dinner time.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

50 OK the RSBN guy keeps calling the tow trucks "wreckers" ? Is that an North West thing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:14 PM (85Gof)

51 Who else spent the day counting rounds, cleaning guns and loading mags? The new 4th of July folks.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness



4th of July, 5th of July, 6th of July....

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (ycxIH)

52 can somebody harpoon that fat bottomed faux indian

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)

53 Isn't denylist an exclusive sounding term?

And being the term that replaces blacklist too, isn't that racist?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (+dsLj)

54 As best as I can figure, the only two national figures standing up for the average American are Donald Trump and Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (H8QX8)

55 If this kid on RSB says fucking "peaceful protest" again I am going to snatch his soi boi ass through the TV.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (5bg3W)

56 I can't really disapprove of that chick who wore short-shorts to a protest. I'd like to, but...
Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:13 PM (dOV9E)

Yes I saw that. Nice view

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (85Gof)

57 53 OK the RSBN guy keeps calling the tow trucks "wreckers" ? Is that an North West thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:14 PM (85Gof)


No. There's some famous tow place in Seattle whose sign is a giant toe.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (dOV9E)

58 They've got an after the removal plan B

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (FjSXz)

59 48 ACLU upset with Trump for wanting to protect property.



ACLU: Block political rally, good. Stand outside abortion clinic, OMG ELEVENTY!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

60 OK the RSBN guy keeps calling the tow trucks "wreckers" ? Is that an North West thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Flyover country.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (ycxIH)

61 Wifey and I went for 5 hour bike ride in the SW Wis. Started off at a stop light with a guy going by in a VW microbus full of bumper stickers, looking exactly as you would expect him to look. I knew it was going to be a good day. Keep on, keepin' on, dude!

Posted by: 'Round the Horn at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (o9apC)

62 Also twitter Engineering: The list of non-inclusive words is a secret, and updated constantly, and then applied to speech that is years old. Because We CAN.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (bDqIh)

63
OK the RSBN guy keeps calling the tow trucks "wreckers" ? Is that an North West thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Midwest too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (aKsyK)

64 Twitter -> Minitrue

Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (OCRKH)

65 If that flatbed had a GoFundMe, I'd contribute.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (dOV9E)

66 No. There's some famous tow place in Seattle whose sign is a giant toe.
Posted by: Splunge


One company here's name is Toe Jam.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (ycxIH)

67 Enough time to watch Prometheus.

Posted by: azalea city at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (WX+x0)

68 >>>Jesus there is an even bigger cow in a black moo moo with and ACLU Observer sign in it?


Excuse me, she is Vogue's new cover thing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (AFSld)

69 WTF pussy announcer? It's good that the protestors are 'allowing' the vehicles to be removed?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (2DOZq)

70 Guess we'll see, but I think this could be affecting the event.

Giddy up, boys.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (El6T/)

71 Just got back from 6 days boating, fishing and partying at Shaver Lake. No face masks or cable news allowed.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (v0R5T)

72 Learn to Woke

Posted by: Twitter Scrum Master Social Worker at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (786Ro)

73 Use a beer cannon -- more festive.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

74 The Left is going to go after the towing company, mark my words.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

75 I'm hearing that wavery Indian chanting in the background

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

76 One sheriff with the less-than-lethal shotgun (I presume).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (El6T/)

77 50 OK the RSBN guy keeps calling the tow trucks "wreckers" ? Is that an North West thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:14 PM (85Gof)


South, too.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (PiwSw)

78 So, twitter has the clout to re-define all the computer science terms?

Posted by: JAS at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (2BZBZ)

79 Now did you see that?? I was first and it disappeared!

Posted by: f'd at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (eKz7L)

80 They aren't going to tow them
they don't do that anymore
no jin poles.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (FjSXz)

81 70 Guess we'll see, but I think this could be affecting the event.


I saw a picture of the inside and it was pretty full... And I doubt Trump would be taking the road... I expect a helicopter

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (Zmnko)

82 >>> OK the RSBN guy keeps calling the tow trucks "wreckers" ? Is that an North West thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Midwest too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 08:15 P

Definitely a Midwest thing. What else would you call them?

Posted by: 'Round the Horn at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (o9apC)

83 Just call me "null"

Posted by: null at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (eKz7L)

84 Haven't seen an Indian yet

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (FjSXz)

85 This reporter is an idiot.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (PiwSw)

86 OK the RSBN guy keeps calling the tow trucks "wreckers" ? Is that an North West thing?

Not in my day

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (786Ro)

87 Definitely a Midwest thing. What else would you call them?

**************

Tow trucks.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (+dsLj)

88 Whoa there, sounded like Wadi Rum when Lawrence's force of Howeitat was setting off for Aqaba. Come on folks, no cultural appropriation.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (El6T/)

89 Some of the PDT supporters oughta loose a little weight also...just saying, we need their vote in 4 months

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (85Gof)

90 these are the whitest NA I've ever seen

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (E1b7r)

91 I watched a repo man pick up a truck from my neighbor's once, when he had gotten behind on payments. I was standing in my front yard talking to another guy, when all of a sudden this truck with gear on it flies out, pulls in front of the target, from hydraulic controls inside his cab, an iron "t" comes out the back, lifts up the front of the truck, hooks in, and he's gone.

I think there was a total of 20 seconds from the time he pulled up til the time he took off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (V2Yro)

92 Jesus there is an even bigger cow in a black moo moo with and ACLU Observer sign in it?



This isn't the Korean War and they ain't the UN.
What they ARE is targets.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (ycxIH)

93 Where's Sandmann when you need him !!!!

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

94 Is that the same guy that harassed the teen boys in D.C.?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

95 wrecker
tow truck

interchangeable terms

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (iTXRQ)

96 Bean bags and rubber bullets being brought out.

AIM FOR THE NUTS

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (5bg3W)

97 >>> Just got back from 6 days boating, fishing and partying at Shaver Lake. No face masks or cable news allowed.
Posted by: wth at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (v0R5T)

Sounds like heaven.

Posted by: 'Round the Horn at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (o9apC)

98 have I mentioned lately that Keith Olbermann is a twat?

Posted by: mallfly the Hoboken Peach at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (4a9Vv)

99 85 This reporter is an idiot.


That almost always is the case.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

100 Tow trucks.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (+dsLj)

I now a Master Chief called Tow Truck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (85Gof)

101 90 these are the whitest NA I've ever seen
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (E1b7r)


Have you even met me?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (dOV9E)

102 Are there even actual tow trucks anymore? All I ever see now are the flatbed haulers.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (xPl2J)

103 Haven't seen an Indian yet


Isn't that Master Sargent Freon?

Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (yQpMk)

104

Is that Pfc. Frigidaire banging the drum?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (AV3G5)

105 Shoulda sent repro drivers. They'd have those vans loaded and gone in about sixty seconds.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (qc+VF)

106 Where is the 3-toothed Refrigerator Warrior drummer?

Posted by: fly gal at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (6CtMt)

107
Is that the same guy that harassed the teen boys in D.C.?

Nah, way too many teeth.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (5bg3W)

108 Announcer says when the protestors came to work? I wonder how much they make per hour.
It will be over by morning, I hope.

Posted by: Colin at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (B+Lak)

109 I think there was a total of 20 seconds from the time he pulled up til the time he took off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (V2Yro)


Harry Dean Stanton and Emilo Estevez were a great team.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (PiwSw)

110 I still think that a bulldozer would have been much more efficient and flexible crowd control tool!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (eTZoJ)

111 inclusive value:

twat hours.

Posted by: mallfly the Hoboken Peach at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (4a9Vv)

112
Just call me "null"
Posted by: null


You'll be called "nothing" and like it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (aKsyK)

113 Re*po* that is.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (qc+VF)

114 MORE SAGE!

Posted by: Will Ferrell at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (sWM8x)

115 95 wrecker
tow truck

interchangeable terms
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (iTXRQ)


I thought it depended on the condition of your vehicle.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E)

116 This is so disappointing, I was really hoping someone's skull would be cracked open by now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (+dsLj)

117 Good G-D the side view of that ACLU cow is as bigger or bigger than the rear shot?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (85Gof)

118 They need that black chick,
she's got a brain and humor too

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (FjSXz)

119 >>> have I mentioned lately that Keith Olbermann is a twat?



Evergreen post

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (AFSld)

120 Would guess the vans are rented, so Soros will have to pay damages if the renter can be found.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (6f16T)

121 Saw Mount Rushmore years ago. It wasn't as big as I thought it was going to be. Worth seeing though. The Black Hills are beautiful. Near by Badlands NP is magical at sunset. Just lovely.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (Ikfsj)

122 So what is to stop the turds from doing the same thing again as soon as the traffic starts to move?

Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

123 [i9] This reporter is an idiot.
That almost always is the case.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

Thought that was a requirement?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (eTZoJ)

124 ACLU person-thingy in a MuMu. Appropriate

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (E1b7r)

125 I now a Master Chief called Tow Truck

*************

I once saw Master Chief open for Two Truck Jam at Red Rocks back in '92.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (+dsLj)

126 I can't watch this anymore - this is the slowest, stupidest thing ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (V2Yro)

127 Sounds like heaven.
Posted by: 'Round the Horn at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (o9apC)
........

It was beautiful.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (v0R5T)

128 I like how all those white Antifa types are putting the Native Americans on the front lines. It's only fair. Those soy-nurtured bones break really easily.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (dOV9E)

129 Well I bought some Grey Sole today and my wife cooked it. Not bad not bad at all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (85Gof)

130 Mr. Eagle Feathers is animated.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

131 OK, some Seattle PD getting it done at another protest:

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/
1279055041194651648

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (bDqIh)

132 Dude's holding those feathers like Freddy Krueger hands

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (786Ro)

133 Where is Nathan the refrigerator sailor ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (M+Lyo)

134 The Colorado police officers who took disturbing photos at the memorial
site where Elijah McClain was placed in a police chokehold and later
died have all been terminated from the Aurora Police Department, interim
police chief Vanessa Wilson announced Friday.

"We're ashamed, we're sickened and we're angry," Wilson said in a news conference of the now-former officers behavior.
"While
the allegations of this internal affairs case are not criminal, it is a
crime against humanity and decency," she said, calling their actions
"reprehensible."

They took a picture.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (AV3G5)

135 Deploy smallpox blankets!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (5bg3W)

136 Looks like this guy has eagle feathers, a Federal crime!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (eTZoJ)

137 I think those are turkey feathers.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

138 Smurf guns at the ready, that will really move them.
Still can't believe the authorities were so unprepared for this, makes no sense.

Posted by: Colin at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (B+Lak)

139 Mentioning McCain like it's supposed to mean something.

Effin' lol

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

140 >>> Are there even actual tow trucks anymore? All I ever see now are the flatbed haulers.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 03, 2020 08:19 PM (xPl2J)


You're not wrong. The last three "tows" I've had have been flat beds. I asked the last guy about it. Something about the prevalence of AWD vehicles.

Posted by: 'Round the Horn at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (o9apC)

141 >interchangeable terms

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:18 PM (iTXRQ)



I thought it depended on the condition of your vehicle.

Posted by: Splunge


I drove an M816 in the service
we just called it 'the wrecker'

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (iTXRQ)

142 135 Deploy smallpox blankets!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (5bg3W)
---
I laughed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

143 You know what I find so disturbing?

These idiots will flout the law, break the law, disobey the law

...but still wear their masks like good little sheep.

RESISTANCE

How does it work again?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:23 PM (+dsLj)

144 interim
police chief Vanessa Wilson



I think I see your problem.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:23 PM (5bg3W)

145 Mr Eaglefeather is brown man not redskin

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:23 PM (FjSXz)

146 I ain't nothin. I'm something. I am null.

Posted by: null at July 03, 2020 08:23 PM (eKz7L)

147 okay Speaks With Megaphone addresses the crowd

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:23 PM (iTXRQ)

148 Look at this hippie threatening the Police with feathers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:23 PM (85Gof)

149 Shut up and get off the road.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 08:23 PM (hku12)

150
OK, some Seattle PD getting it done at another protest:



https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/

1279055041194651648

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (bDqIh)


That's how this scum at Mt. Rushmore should have been handled.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:23 PM (AV3G5)

151 These aren't recommendations, bishes.

Posted by: Twitter at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (KgzRF)

152 I wish SMH was there driving a "wrecker"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (eTZoJ)

153 forget it he's rolling

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (iTXRQ)

154 Nothing says "down with the struggle" like khaki shorts, Birkenstocks, and a pink polo.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (t+qrx)

155 what's Chief Knockahoma with the Pterodactyl Feathers doing

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (1Dmt5)

156 >>> Saw Mount Rushmore years ago. It wasn't as big as I thought it was going to be. Worth seeing though. The Black Hills are beautiful. Near by Badlands NP is magical at sunset. Just lovely.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 03, 2020 08:20 PM (Ikfsj)

Parents took us kids when I was 7. Would love to take the bike up there sometime.

Posted by: 'Round the Horn at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (o9apC)

157 Posted by: null at July 03, 2020 08:17 PM (eKz7L)


EOF

Posted by: jakee308 at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (drFO9)

158 OH NO
DRUMS

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (iTXRQ)

159 I would think there is a difference between a tow truck (when your engine just goes dead) and a wrecker (where a car is totally bashed up and gets pulled up onto the back of one of those tilted flatbeds)
but both terms are offensive. They should be called "Gender Neutral Assistance Trucks"
GNATs for short. Or Bidens.

Posted by: mallfly the Hoboken Peach at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (4a9Vv)

160 146 I ain't nothin. I'm something. I am null.
Posted by: null at July 03, 2020 08:23 PM (eKz7L)


I'm quoting your post, because it's not the worst shtick anyone ever came up with, but I'm wondering if it will fail due to a NullPointerException.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (dOV9E)

161 MicroSoft ==> AverageErection

Posted by: ShainS at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

162 This guy with the bullhorn is a semi-interesting nutcase, all over the map. And he supports the 2A!!

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:24 PM (El6T/)

163 STFU STFD AND GO SMOKE A PEACE PIPE DIPSHIT

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (+dsLj)

164 How cute - the white woke women are now chanting the "Indian songs" they were just taught

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (E1b7r)

165 Pow wow how, pow wow how

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (M+Lyo)

166 Nice war whoop there, dude!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (Fc5rx)

167 he also better hope those are Bald Eagle Feathers, That is a Felony

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (1Dmt5)

168 The Colorado police officers who took disturbing photos at the memorial
site where Elijah McClain was placed in a police chokehold and later
died have all been terminated from the Aurora Police Department, interim
police chief Vanessa Wilson announced Friday.

"We're ashamed, we're sickened and we're angry," Wilson said in a news conference of the now-former officers behavior.
"While
the allegations of this internal affairs case are not criminal, it is a
crime against humanity and decency," she said, calling their actions
"reprehensible."

They took a picture.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (AV3G5)

Who? What? Oh f&*$ it, who cares. It's all an opp.

Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

169 gah, not the drums again!

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (TaleM)

170 The Thugs are a dirty people whose god does not hear their prayers.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

171 Shut this asshoe up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (85Gof)

172 I drove an M816 in the service
we just called it 'the wrecker'

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:22 PM (iTXRQ)


Where are the gin poles?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (FjSXz)

173 And we still haven't deployed the heat ray crowd control device.

Also I really like the majesty of the drum solo, reminds me of Handel's one note oratorio!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (eTZoJ)

174 Better keep away from a Run-Around Sioux!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (Fc5rx)

175 164 How cute - the white woke women are now chanting the "Indian songs" they were just

They had 8 years with obama... Why is it sacred now?.. I know... orangemanbad

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (Zmnko)

176 I think once the vans are removed, the cops will start the arrests

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (iTXRQ)

177 Palestinian kaffiyeh. mkay. keep talking, dude.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

178 by the way, I keep getting almost hysterical emails from the Dems because the Repubs in Michigan have launched a recall effort against Gov Half Whitmer.

Posted by: mallfly the Hoboken Peach at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (4a9Vv)

179 Pow wow how, pow wow how

Ooga chaka ooga ooga

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (5bg3W)

180 Sounds like they watched the same teevee shows I did when I was a kid.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (hku12)

181 That fat one is still looking for her green shawl. Someone tell her to turn around, they are holding it up right behind her.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (LWu6U)

182 158 OH NO
DRUMS
Posted by: DB- just DB



But were they in a circle? Make sure they don't get in a circle. That draws in more hippies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (Ikfsj)

183 My husband works with a lady called Comes in the Night. I am not f*cking kidding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (uc1j5)

184 174 Better keep away from a Run-Around Sioux!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (Fc5rx)


You must get sick of hearing this, but that was genius.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (dOV9E)

185 Not every protestor should be wearing short shorts.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (Fc5rx)

186 OK, some Seattle PD getting it done at another protest:

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/
1279055041194651648
Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (bDqIh)

I don't know why, but your links never seem to work for me. But I try!

Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

187 Jeebuz. Don't worry about a safe hookup. Drag the shit to the side of the road and push it over. Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (gd9RK)

188 Okay something exciting should happen now since I lost my link copy and don't feel like searching the threads to copy it again.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (2DOZq)

189

I really think the No Action Brigade here is trying to bore the hippie scum to death

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (AV3G5)

190 I didn't catch which flavor of kaffiyeh it was. But Pali ones are most popular.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (El6T/)

191 Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2020 08:21 PM (bDqIh)

********************

Thanks for that link, i needed to see somebody asskicking a bunch of pussy faced hippies. These south dakotan lemons in comparison is like watching a kansas city royals game.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (+dsLj)

192 Joe Biden proudly presents Handel's "The Mess"

Coming to a mailbox near you

Posted by: mallfly the Hoboken Peach at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (4a9Vv)

193 Twitter:

Conservative - Satan

Heterosexuals - Abnormals


LOLGF Twatter

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (Jx5Qs)

194 Goo goo g'joob

Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

195 My husband works with a lady called Comes in the Night. I am not f*cking kidding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020

I worked with someone with the last name Comeslast.

Posted by: Ha at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (KgzRF)

196 Inclusive!!! *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (EgshT)

197 They should just drag/push the vans off the road, and then leave them. Let the owners figure out what to do about them.

Unless they're stolen, of course, in which case dust 'em for fingerprints, and hopefully pop a few clowns for grand theft auto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (NRcRX)

198 whoever the police chief is out there, he is incompetent.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

199 "Functional programming" is Ableist. Down the memory hole it goes.

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (786Ro)

200 They had 8 years with obama... Why is it sacred now?.. I know... orangemanbad
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (Zmnko)


And almost 4 years with Trump. But suddenly it's a pressing injustice that sprang up yesterday.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

201 So a Moron (donna?) sez the crowd is largely inside already, for the event.

RSBN kids keep saying the "ticket-holders" have yet to enter, via the blocked road.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (El6T/)

202

Do the cops and National Guard know that the President of the United States is attending an event here? Stop standing around and do your jobs.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (AV3G5)

203 Come for the road blockade. Stay to see the 'ACLU Observer' get pepper sprayed.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy in Hunt of Red Octobrr at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (ufJfM)

204 Is that asshole Nathan Phillips there, or is he out on an emergency refrigerator repair?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (NRcRX)

205 Well going to guess anyone not in the venue isn't going to get there at all. DJT is going to get screwed in the media with a half full rally again.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (6f16T)

206 Way to fight that thin blue line meme, lefties.

Have lots of chaos and the Police standing in a line protecting the citizens.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (LWu6U)

207 "I'm wondering if it will fail due to a NullPointerException."

My thoughts exactly but Minx 0.7 Alpha powered thru.

Posted by: null at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (eKz7L)

208 whoever the police chief is out there, he is incompetent.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

He ought to be out of job

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (AV3G5)

209 199 "Functional programming" is Ableist. Down the memory hole it goes.

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (786Ro)


Have the Lambdas stopped screaming yet?

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM (dOV9E)

210 Do the cops and National Guard know that the President of the United States is attending an event here? Stop standing around and do your jobs.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (AV3G5)


Do you really think that they aren't coordinating with the Secret Service and the people in charge of the rally?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM (SgjGX)

211 I haven't seen a single papier mache head at this protest. That one lady in the muumuu looks like a piñata, so I guess that's close.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Fc5rx)

212 201 So a Moron (donna?) sez the crowd is largely inside already, for the event.

About 2/3 full

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Zmnko)

213 187 Jeebuz. Don't worry about a safe hookup. Drag the shit to the side of the road and push it over. Rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (gd9RK)


No one seems to understand the new rules.
A bulldozer is a flexible tactical weapon.
A wrecker is a commercial tool!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM (eTZoJ)

214 Come for the road blockade. Stay to see the 'ACLU Observer' get pepper sprayed.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy in Hunt of Red Octobrr at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (ufJfM)

Ain't enough pepper spray in SD to cover her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM (85Gof)

215 ACLU upset with Trump for wanting to protect property.



ACLU: Block political rally, good. Stand outside abortion clinic, OMG ELEVENTY!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 08:15 PM (oVJmc)


Theory, the clothing company from whom I've bought much from over the years, sent an email today that they're going to donate 10% of all sales to the ACLU in honor of Independence Day.

I unsubscribed and will never buy from them again.

Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

216 The are running for the hills !

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

217 They

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

218 HERE WE GO

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:30 PM (5bg3W)

219 183 My husband works with a lady called Comes in the Night. I am not f*cking kidding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (uc1j5)

I'll she Comes In The Night by herself. Well...with her 20 cats.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:30 PM (Jx5Qs)

220 195 My husband works with a lady called Comes in the Night. I am not f*cking kidding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020

I worked with someone with the last name Comeslast.
Posted by: Ha at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (KgzRF)


I feel your pain.

Posted by: Lilli von Schtupp at July 03, 2020 08:30 PM (PiwSw)

221 Are the guys in fatigues NG or just the county riot squad ? The shields say police. Does the NG have to borrow equipment?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:30 PM (2DOZq)

222 The are running for the hills !

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM



Yas!

Posted by: Iron Maiden at July 03, 2020 08:30 PM (KgzRF)

223 211 I haven't seen a single papier mache head at this protest. That one lady in the muumuu looks like a pińata, so I guess that's close.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Fc5rx)


Jumping through a flaming hoop would be nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 08:30 PM (NRcRX)

224 200 They had 8 years with obama... Why is it sacred now?.. I know... orangemanbad
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:25 PM (Zmnko)

And almost 4 years with Trump. But suddenly it's a pressing injustice that sprang up yesterday.
Posted by: hogmartin



To be fair, this has been a 'thing' for decades. Only now have the Puppet Masters who have figured out a way to use it for maximum effect.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 03, 2020 08:30 PM (Ikfsj)

225 Regy-nald?

Ohh kay.

Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 08:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

226 They should just drag/push the vans off the road, and then leave them. Let the owners figure out what to do about them.
Unless they're stolen, of course, in which case dust 'em for fingerprints, and hopefully pop a few clowns for grand theft auto.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (NRcRX)


Do both!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 08:30 PM (eTZoJ)

227 So a Moron (donna?) sez the crowd is largely inside already, for the event.

RSBN kids keep saying the "ticket-holders" have yet to enter, via the blocked road.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:28 PM (El6T/)


As opposed corporate media, who are probably calling this a genocide personally perpetrated by Don Trump.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (hku12)

228 God Bless America.

Posted by: Golfman at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (Dhbgn)

229 Was that a Trump! supporter that got wrapped up just now?

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (VcFUs)

230 "Stack" is hierarchical.
"Cascading style sheets" => "sheets" is a triggering word

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)

231 re the guys in fatigues NG or just the county riot squad ?

NG.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (NRcRX)

232 I hope these idiots lose ALL of their subscribers. What a bunch of schmucks.

Posted by: RobertM at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (lEqw+)

233 Marine MAGA tough guy apparently now getting the flexicuffs.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (El6T/)

234 The alternative to 'dummy value' should have been '@TwitterEng'.

Posted by: aelfheld at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (Zy9Yy)

235 Is something happening? I knew something would happen.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (2DOZq)

236 I don't know why, but your links never seem to work for me. But I try!
Posted by: LASue

You need to delete the return character in the url. Not sure on your system, but it might be a %20

you can see where it is by what shouldn't be there.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (LWu6U)

237 someone ought to ask these morons with the Stolen Land signs & who did the Injuns steal it from ?? because unless they spun up out of the North American dirt they stole from someone else

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (1Dmt5)

238 185
Not every protestor should be wearing short shorts.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (Fc5rx)

________


They should all be wearing masks if not bags over their heads.

Posted by: ShainS at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (WqPYg)

239 Falls down on face

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 03, 2020 08:31 PM (M+Lyo)

240 'Hello, Mr. Soros? This is Peggy at you insurance company. We have an accident report from th South Dakota High Patrol. It seems 4 vans registered to you have fallen off the rollback recovery vehicles and gone over a steep incline. I'm afraid they were a total loss. What's that? Did you just say "fcuk it?" Well allrighty then. Have a nice day.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2020 08:32 PM (XhWtx)

241 Hmm, witness sez woman walked up and assaulted MAGA Marine.

(narrator: not a % move)

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/)

242 Trunp supporter got assaulted by some bitch. How many more cops do they need ?

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)

243 AF1....

Posted by: Pliney at July 03, 2020 08:32 PM (nzKWW)

244 Are you kidding?

Trash the shit out of the vans and auction them off to the indians.

Those are some prized front lawn sculptures there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2020 08:32 PM (U2p+3)

245 They arrested our Marine?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:32 PM (85Gof)

246 216 The are running for the hills !
Posted by: runner



https://youtu.be/86URGgqONvA

And with this quiet and mellow song, its off to bed with me. Gotta get up at 0300. Have a nice evening!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 03, 2020 08:32 PM (Ikfsj)

247 Two Scoops should say that he's at Rushmore to get photos taken for the chiseling thats going to begin right after the election.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:32 PM (Jx5Qs)

248 Not every protestor should be wearing short shorts. 

Posted by: Muldoon at July 03, 2020 08:26 PM (Fc5rx) 

Are you looking at them upside down?


Maybe it's a mask.

Posted by: LOL at July 03, 2020 08:33 PM (KgzRF)

249 Woman ripped the Trump sign from the MAGA guys hands, threw water in his face pushed him.

She is in custody. So is he.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:33 PM (5bg3W)

250 I wonder if Trump's nominee for head of Bureau of Indian Affairs is still languishing in the Senate, like most of them?

Maybe nurse ratched could be a back-up candidate.

I think the meetings would be lit.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:34 PM (El6T/)

251 Ever since they invented "dirt", people have been stealing it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 08:34 PM (eTZoJ)

252 How long does it take to tow away damned vans?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)

253 Fauci is now hyping another super-virus. I guess we're saddled with this preening, panic-mongering little weasel for the rest of Trump's presidency.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 03, 2020 08:34 PM (H8QX8)

254 Two on the tow wreckers now.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 08:34 PM (VcFUs)

255 https://youtu.be/86URGgqONvA



hah !

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)

256 To be fair, this has been a 'thing' for decades. Only now have the Puppet Masters who have figured out a way to use it for maximum effect.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 03, 2020 08:30 PM (Ikfsj)


This is the absolute wrong time. If anyone has a legitimate grievance, they can just put it on hold for the foreseeable future until the cranky juveniles are put down for naptime.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

257 253 Fauci is now hyping another super-virus. I guess we're saddled with this preening, panic-mongering little weasel for the rest of Trump's presidency.

Trump should say"You're fired!"

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (Zmnko)

258 And thus with these new rules, Twitter has shown that we have blended what is remaining of America into Idiocracy and 1984.

Marxist inbred retards calling the shots.

China should no problem taking over here in a mere 3-4 years.

We're fucking doomed.

Posted by: Ballz und Sheft at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (xyImL)

259 I don't know how this is happening. The police have had roads blocked.

Posted by: Cheribebe at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (d2sU9)

260 I guess there are only two tow trucks in the county.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (yQpMk)

261 What a bunch of shit.

Eyewitnesses say the guy did nothing.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (5bg3W)

262 Fauci has exactly as much power as the guy in the Oval Office decides he has.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (El6T/)

263
whoever the police chief is out there, he is incompetent.
Posted by: runner


Perhaps he is following orders to the letter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (aKsyK)

264 250 I wonder if Trump's nominee for head of Bureau of Indian Affairs is still languishing in the Senate, like most of them?

Maybe nurse ratched could be a back-up candidate.

I think the meetings would be lit.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:34 PM (El6T/)
---
I still want it to be Bobby Jindal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

265 195 My husband works with a lady called Comes in the Night. I am not f*cking kidding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020

I worked with someone with the last name Comeslast.
Posted by: Ha at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (KgzRF)

Her last name used to be Rides at the Door? Kicks at the Door? Something like that, but then she got married.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (uc1j5)

266 I still want it to be Bobby Jindal.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (Dc2NZ)


Seconded.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 08:36 PM (t+qrx)

267 Just got back from 6 days boating, fishing and partying at Shaver Lake. No face masks or cable news allowed.
Posted by: wth at July 03, 2020 08:16 PM (v0R5T)

Nice. I've always wanted to go there.

Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2020 08:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

268 I still want it to be Bobby Jindal.



Heh.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

269
China should no problem taking over here in a mere 3-4 years.

They already have.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 08:36 PM (aKsyK)

270 Interesting that there is no mention of this protest at Rushmore on Fox News or Drudge.

Posted by: Ballz und Sheft at July 03, 2020 08:36 PM (xyImL)

271 Still trying to catch up on the protest. This President has been the only politician to talk about unsolved murders of Indian women. Just fed up with this idea that minorities have rights but the rest of us don't.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2020 08:36 PM (YynYJ)

272 RSBN bailed out on the protestors. Any body else got the feed?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:37 PM (5bg3W)

273 264 250 I wonder if Trump's nominee for head of Bureau of Indian Affairs is still languishing in the Senate, like most of them?

Maybe nurse ratched could be a back-up candidate.

I think the meetings would be lit.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:34 PM (El6T/)
---
I still want it to be Bobby Jindal.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

So glad I did not have a drink in my mouth when I read that. I think some neighbors might have heard me, though.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:37 PM (dOV9E)

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:37 PM (dOV9E)

275 253 Fauci is now hyping another super-virus. I guess we're saddled with this preening, panic-mongering little weasel for the rest of Trump's presidency.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 03, 2020 08:34 PM (H8QX

Is he developing a $5,000 medication for this one too?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 08:37 PM (uc1j5)

276 I still want it to be Bobby Jindal.

********

Isn't he Irish?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:37 PM (+dsLj)

Posted by: null at July 03, 2020 08:37 PM (eKz7L)

278 My husband works with a lady called Comes in the Night. I am not f*cking kidding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020

I worked with someone with the last name Comeslast.
Posted by: Ha at July 03, 2020 08:27 PM (KgzRF)

Her last name used to be Rides at the Door? Kicks at the Door? Something like that, but then she got married.
Posted by: Jordan61


Ridden Like the Wind?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 08:37 PM (ycxIH)

279 The leader of the protest is Calls Mom For Bail.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

280 I'll be back for the unveiling of the Giant Trump Head on Rushmore.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 08:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

281 My husband works with a lady called Comes in the Night. I am not f*cking kidding.

*****

What's her number?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:38 PM (+dsLj)

282 Eris, lol

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:38 PM (El6T/)

283 Interesting that there is no mention of this protest at Rushmore on Fox News or Drudge.
Posted by: Ballz und Sheft at July 03, 2020 08:36 PM (xyImL)

What is this drudge you talk about

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:38 PM (85Gof)

284 We're fucking doomed.
Posted by: Ballz und Sheft at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (xyImL)

Oh, good. It's the "fucking dooooooomed" guy: making another appearance. Yay! Such a great start to the 4th of July.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2020 08:39 PM (M7/zw)

285 RSBN's current shot of Mt Rushmore looks like the rock is giving us the finger

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 08:39 PM (786Ro)

286 well i'm gonna go have a drink and start the grill.
You cool cats and kittens have a good 4th.

Posted by: Ballz und Sheft at July 03, 2020 08:39 PM (xyImL)

287 What is this drudge you talk about Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:38 PM (85Gof)

****************

Gay site that once posted a pic of a blue dress and gone downhill ever since.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:39 PM (+dsLj)

288 Getting tired, not sure I can stay up for the rally

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 08:39 PM (6f16T)

289 I'll be back for the unveiling of the Giant Trump Head on Rushmore.


Orange granite!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 03, 2020 08:39 PM (gd9RK)

290 283 What is this drudge you talk about
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:38 PM (85Gof)


I think it's one of Bill Kristol's sites. I heard he plans to turn it into mostly cruise ads.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (dOV9E)

291 With cops like these, who needs hippies?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (5bg3W)

292 I learned 15 years ago not to tell someone to comment out some code by say "dike it out".

The phrase comes from hardware, where one would snip a component from the circuit board with diagonal side cutters, aka 'dikes'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (DMUuz)

293 253 Fauci is now hyping another super-virus. I guess we're saddled with this preening, panic-mongering little weasel for the rest of Trump's presidency.
---------------------------------

And there will be, but not because of the reason he's peddling.

We've been locked up and kept apart for months and for more months from now, not mingling and exchanging 150 strains of regular bacteria and viruses, building up our immunity. When we do get the opportunity to freely associate, our weakened defenses will be slammed.

Posted by: fly gal at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (6CtMt)

294 Comes In The Night was married to Comes At Noon.


It didn't work out.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (XTyi0)

295 So basically this event now will be the only one of any size or note for the 4th.

A disgrace - because of the public health illiteracy and incompetence it confirms.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (El6T/)

296 Howdy fappers. What's going on? Been out all day getting another car.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (HaL55)

297 Oh, good. It's the "fucking dooooooomed" guy: making another appearance. Yay! Such a great start to the 4th of July.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2020 08:39 PM (M7/zw)

Aw, hi Fen...come on forget them, give a cannibal a hug. You'll feel better.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (Jx5Qs)

298 You win this time, Splunge. But we'll meet again.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (786Ro)

299 is that the marching music from Monty Python?

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (iTXRQ)

300 With murders up nearly 80% in Chicago last month, Lori Lightfoot blames guns
When asked about the rise in violence, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, a
Democrat, said it was a "complicated" question and suggested that gun
control is the answer.



Yeah, if only there was some control in Chicago it would stop all of the shooting

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:41 PM (AV3G5)

301 Sadly, my conclusion from all this is that WASTF!

And I wasted an hour when I could have been working outside!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 08:41 PM (eTZoJ)

302 Chelsea "Little Beast" Clinton said three years ago today that because of global warming we had only three years. So it's been nice to know you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:41 PM (+y/Ru)

303 Buncha fags

Posted by: Fink Stinger at July 03, 2020 08:41 PM (eltdf)

304 298 You win this time, Splunge. But we'll meet again.
Posted by: The Barrel at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (786Ro)


I...suspect so. May that time be long from now, well into Trump's second term.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)

305 So does Trump leave the event by taking off in the small plane from the airstrip up above the heads?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:41 PM (El6T/)

306 Howdy fappers. What's going on? Been out all day getting another car.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4



I know where you could get a white van at a cut-rate price. Needs new tires.

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (786Ro)

307 With cops like these, who needs hippies?



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (5bg3W)


They are the Republican Party of cops

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (AV3G5)

308 281 My husband works with a lady called Comes in the Night. I am not f*cking kidding.
------------------------

There is a family of petty criminals in Seattle with the last name Everybodytalksabout.

Posted by: fly gal at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (6CtMt)

309 There shall be no more mention of Drudge at on this blog!


Well...unless you want to.

I'm not the boss of you!

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (XTyi0)

310 296 Howdy fappers. What's going on? Been out all day getting another car.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM (HaL55)

Oooh, fun!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (uc1j5)

311 I know where you could get a white van at a cut-rate price. Needs new tires.


Meh, already had one of those. Liked it, great for gigs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (HaL55)

312 U.S. Department of Labor Announces the Availability of $4.1 Million in Funds to Support Women's Participation In Apprenticeships and Nontraditional Occupations

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (FjSXz)

313 Language control is thought control.

Cocksucking motherfuckers, Twitter can eat shit and die.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (d1uFV)

314
Well...unless you want to.

I'm not the boss of you!
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (XTyi0)

Shut up and put on your mask...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (Zmnko)

315 Such a great start to the 4th of July.

-
Yeah, usually they just simulate the sounds of battle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (+y/Ru)

316 So does Trump leave the event by taking off in the small plane from the airstrip up above the heads?
Posted by: rhomboid


If real life was awesome.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 08:42 PM (XTyi0)

317 >So does Trump leave the event by taking off in the small plane from the airstrip up above the heads?

Posted by: rhomboid

NO

George Washington opens his giant mouth and Trump flies out of there

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (iTXRQ)

318 So does Trump leave the event by taking off in the small plane from the airstrip up above the heads?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:41 PM (El6T/)


They just said AF1 just landed.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (hku12)

319 There shall be no more mention of Drudge at on this blog!

************

You know, there used to be a time when the mighty assets of Christina Hendricks was mentioned in every other sentence in every moron thread.

The quality of this blog has really gone down over the years.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (+dsLj)

320 I missed the clearing out of the protesters
did they use flatbeds or tow trucks?

Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (OCRKH)

321 Oooh, fun!

Don't keep me in suspense. What's happening? Sounds like another protest being live streamed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (HaL55)

322 Think anyone signed up for the event under the name Roger Thornhill?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (El6T/)

323 Why arrest the MAGA guy? He did nothing.

They police sure make it hard to support them.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (2DOZq)

324 We have been coming home from the emergency vet and got zoomed by about a dozen Rapid City cops and Staties going toward Rushmore. The road into Keystone and Rushmore is blocked. We have been off the internet for the afternoon and got worried that something had actually happened. Hope they kick some protestor ass.

Posted by: megthered at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (yoe9p)

325 Chelsea "Little Beast" Clinton said three years ago today that because of global warming we had only three years. So it's been nice to know you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:41 PM (+y/Ru)


Well shoot. Now I'll never know what happened with those protesters.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 03, 2020 08:44 PM (OQcPl)

326 319 There shall be no more mention of Drudge at on this blog!

************

You know, there used to be a time when the mighty assets of Christina Hendricks was mentioned in every other sentence in every moron thread.

The quality of this blog has really gone down over the years.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (+dsLj)

Well...so has she.

We've moved on to Kate Upton, Brennah Black and other hotties KBdaBear provides.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 03, 2020 08:44 PM (d1uFV)

327 Think anyone signed up for the event under the name Roger Thornhill?





George Kaplan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

328 Release the Warthogs!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:44 PM (+y/Ru)

329 Howdy fappers. What's going on? Been out all day getting another car.

*****

What did you do with the owner?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:44 PM (+dsLj)

330 Hey the protestors are committing crimes and agitating for a fight!


Okay, lets arrest a tax-paying American who paid for a ticket to be here!!!

YEAH!!

Maybe defunding the police has more merit than I thought.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:45 PM (5bg3W)

331 Don't keep me in suspense. What's happening? Sounds like another protest being live streamed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (HaL55)

There's a protest at Mt. Rushmore but RSBN cut away from it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 08:45 PM (uc1j5)

332 George Washington opens his giant mouth and Trump flies out of there
Posted by: DB- just DB



lol

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 08:45 PM (786Ro)

333 >
I missed the clearing out of the protesters

did they use flatbeds or tow trucks?

tilt-bodies
you can winch the disable vehicle onto the flatbed, then haul it away

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:45 PM (iTXRQ)

334 Chelsea "Little Beast" Clinton said three years ago today that because of global warming we had only three years. So it's been nice to know you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:41 PM (+y/Ru)


All that high priced edumacation squandered on The Omen.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 03, 2020 08:45 PM (y7DUB)

335 another 300 Pound Injun Woman, Really being Oppressed aren't they

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 08:45 PM (1Dmt5)

336 320>> Flatbeds to remove the vans. Wonder if they looked to see who rented them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 03, 2020 08:45 PM (3H9h1)

337 No, Peebles, Thornhill!! I don't know who this George Kaplan fellow is, but it's not me!

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:45 PM (El6T/)

338 We've moved on to Kate Upton, Brennah Black and other hotties KBdaBear provides.

*****

Which underscores my point, all the names above have pointy elbows.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (+dsLj)

339 I sent an email to the White House asking President Trump to fire Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (F6tBH)

340 What did you do with the owner?

Let's just say this new Accord has a big trunk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (HaL55)

341 Leave me out of this.

Posted by: George Kaplan at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (WQedE)

342 Why arrest the MAGA guy? He did nothing.

-

He was asking for it, that's why. See also: She shouldn't have been wearing such a short skirt.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (jYrdS)

343 U.S. Department of Labor Announces the Availability of $4.1 Million in
Funds to Support Women's Participation In Apprenticeships and
Nontraditional Occupations




hooray...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (5bg3W)

344 https://youtu.be/cQRrlkkFhbM
********
PANTIFA'S own video team

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (1Dmt5)

345 There's a protest at Mt. Rushmore but RSBN cut away from it.


Their mom makes them be home before dark.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

346 Huh. Time to short Twitter stock. Dumbfucks.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (dKLLR)

347 324 Sadly only a very few, and the protest line as we left them is probably still in place stopping the traffic.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (6f16T)

348 Aw, hi Fen...come on forget them, give a cannibal a hug. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:40 PM


It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at July 03, 2020 08:47 PM (DMUuz)

349 Damn! Fen dropped an F-bomb?!?!

I know. It was a quote. That's how it always starts.

Heh.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 03, 2020 08:47 PM (8C7+r)

350 320 I missed the clearing out of the protesters
did they use flatbeds or tow trucks?
Posted by: vmom


Shit. Here we go again.


Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 08:47 PM (VcFUs)

351 Have the police and the protestors smoked the peace pipe yet, looked like they wanted to. No hard feelings guys, they say to each other.

Posted by: Colin at July 03, 2020 08:47 PM (B+Lak)

352 We have been coming home from the emergency vet and got zoomed by about a dozen Rapid City cops and Staties going toward Rushmore. The road into Keystone and Rushmore is blocked. We have been off the internet for the afternoon and got worried that something had actually happened. Hope they kick some protestor ass.
Posted by: megthered at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (yoe9p)

Me too. Is your pup/kitty okay?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 08:47 PM (uc1j5)

353 There's a protest at Mt. Rushmore but RSBN cut away from it.


Let me guess: PDT is there, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 08:47 PM (HaL55)

354 339 I sent an email to the White House asking President Trump to fire Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (F6tBH)

I asked for the alligator pit but fire him first is good.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:47 PM (Jx5Qs)

355 Wreckers, or tow trucks. Which one is a tilt body flatbed?

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 08:47 PM (VcFUs)

356 Uh oh. The emcee at the event is making me feel unsafe.

Talking positively about slave-holders.

Washington, some other guy.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)

357 Hope they kick some protestor ass.
Posted by: megthered at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (yoe9p)

They metaphorically used nerf bats.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (2DOZq)

358 U.S. Department of Labor Announces the Availability of $4.1 Million in
Funds to Support Women's Participation In Apprenticeships and
Nontraditional Occupations



Authentic Bureaucrat Gibberish.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)

359 Hope they kick some protestor ass.

Yeah, about that.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (5bg3W)

360 The ace of spades is what color? And the background color of the ace of spades card is....? The background color is much larger, indicating domination and control, master and slave. We've got SO much work ahead of us. Please congratulate and celebrate my woke.

Posted by: Garth at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (SwXeF)

361 Flatbeds to remove the vans. Wonder if they looked to see who rented them.

-

That's additional work, friend.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (jYrdS)

362 Why arrest the MAGA guy? He did nothing.

They police sure make it hard to support them.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (2DOZq)


Who said he was arrested?

Eyewitness said he was tackled, because in the initial moments they couldn't tell who was the aggressor.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (hku12)

363 I missed the clearing out of the protesters
did they use flatbeds or tow trucks?

****

Wreckers.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (+dsLj)

364 Why arrest the MAGA guy? He did nothing.



They police sure make it hard to support them.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (2DOZq)


Don't they though. All the shit they've taken from the MFM, mobs and leftist politicians and they are arresting us.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (AV3G5)

365 Wow...they're showing Mt. Rushmore.


It really is awesome.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (XTyi0)

366 I asked for the alligator pit but fire him first is good.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:47 PM (Jx5Qs)

Out of a cannon, into the gator pit. We all win.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (OQcPl)

367 "Inclusive language"? Here you go: FUCK ALL Y'ALL!

Posted by: eastofsuez at July 03, 2020 08:49 PM (U2zca)

368 I dont wanna live
In this world anymore
I dont wanna live
In this wor worl world...

Posted by: Regular joe at July 03, 2020 08:49 PM (L9P9s)

369 Black List Matters?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 08:49 PM (dKLLR)

370 Id like to see the cancel culture turn on USC and its use of Trojan as their mascot & team name...
https://tinyurl.com/y9x3jozn

Posted by: socalcon at July 03, 2020 08:49 PM (Cbkmf)

371 The "protest" at Mt, Rushmore is pretty much over. Vans towed, Antifa pushed off the road, fat Indian (feather, not dot) still roaming around.

I figure when the PDT motorcade rolls in things will get "sporty" again. Hope to see some autocannon action.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 03, 2020 08:49 PM (3H9h1)

372 U.S. Department of Labor Announces the Availability of $4.1 Million in
Funds to Support Women's Participation In Apprenticeships and
Nontraditional Occupations

-

You know. Digging ditches, laying shingles, welding pipelines through Louisiana, stuff like that.

hahahaha

No, just kidding. Equality doesn't mean that.

Posted by: The Invisible Man - The polls are battlespace prep to cushion the mail in vote fraud at July 03, 2020 08:49 PM (jYrdS)

373 fat chick blocking the view

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (iTXRQ)

374 Hope they kick some protestor ass.

Posted by: megthered at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (yoe9p)

That's not who we are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (eTZoJ)

375 335 another 300 Pound Injun Woman, Really being Oppressed aren't they

Fry bread has a lot of carbs

Posted by: RJD at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (ucNdt)

376 What's going on in SD? I've been away for a few hours.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (dUJdY)

377 Posted by: refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast

**********

Holy shit I'm stealing this.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

378 The "Washington Redskins" should be re-named the "Swamptown Serpents". Go 'Serps!

Posted by: fenderbender at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (r72iY)

379 It's a tow truck if the vehicle needs to go to a mechanic. It's a wrecker if the vehicle needs to go to the scrap yard.

Posted by: parker at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (m+BqX)

380 https://youtu.be/cQRrlkkFhbM
********
PANTIFA'S own video team
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (1Dmt5)


Looks like half a dozen assholes shuffling around in the middle of the street. Just arrest their dumb asses for obstructing traffic.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (1g7ch)

381 https://youtu.be/cQRrlkkFhbM

********

PANTIFA'S own video team

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (1Dmt5)


Those cops are great at standing around doing nothing. I guess the people who want to attend the event are SOL.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (AV3G5)

382 I have a great "protestor" control idea. Giant armored vehicles with spinning blades on the front, like a reel mower. Slice, dice and julienne.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:51 PM (NWiLs)

383 >I figure when the PDT motorcade rolls in things will get "sporty" again. Hope to see some autocannon action.

Presnit will chopper in, avoiding the protests

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 08:51 PM (iTXRQ)

384 Out of a cannon, into the gator pit. We all win.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM (OQcPl)

Actually i would like to write the WH with just that suggestion, maybe someone would get a laugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:51 PM (Jx5Qs)

385 It's particularly silly that the term "grandfathering in" is too unsafe.

Grandfathers are scary now?

How about "motherboard" and "daughterboard"?

Don't answer I know.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (XTyi0)

386 Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 08:47 PM (uc1j5)

We think she will be fine. She was bitten by something, probably spider, but the vet was concerned because the wound is so big and deep. She's on 2 different antibiotics and some topical antibiotics. The vet also told us about a mutation of rattlesnakes that are being born without rattles. The South Dakota DNR is telling everyone to kill them on sight. We got back to the rv and I had a drink.

Posted by: megthered at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (yoe9p)

387 >>> I missed the clearing out of the protesters
did they use flatbeds or tow trucks?
Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 08:43 PM (OCRKH)


Come on, get with the program. It's wreckers.

Posted by: Headin' for Home at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (YSVMp)

388 How long does it take to tow away damned vans?

This nation's enemies are watching this Keystone Kops episode, the complete and total lack of leadership a/o organizational abilities and how out of shape everyone on scene is.

We could have chosen any Moron here to have organized and activated the restoration of order there in a tenth of the time.

Would also have had entertainment too.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (C+evo)

389 Maybe the protesty assholes oughtta go dynamite Crazy Horse instead of Mt. Rushmore. They need some help if they're gonna get finished by the 22nd century.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (dKLLR)

390 What's going on in SD? I've been away for a few hours.
Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (dUJdY)

They made against the law to make Black Hills Gold jewelry.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

391 We've moved on to Kate Upton, Brennah Black and other hotties KBdaBear provides.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 03, 2020 08:44 PM


The beancounters amongst us prefer Spanish Financial reporters, I'm told.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (DMUuz)

392 A friend of mine asks, if the Native Americans set up an autonomous zone, would it be a Tomahawk CHOP?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)

393 382 I have a great "protestor" control idea. Giant armored vehicles with spinning blades on the front, like a reel mower. Slice, dice and julienne.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:51 PM (NWiLs)

What Chariots with those blades on the wheels aren't good enough for you?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:53 PM (Jx5Qs)

394 The beancounters amongst us prefer Spanish Financial reporters, I'm told.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (DMUuz)

I believe that's contadores de los frijoles.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

395 344 https://youtu.be/cQRrlkkFhbM
********
PANTIFA'S own video team
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (1Dmt5)


Thanks for the feed. Is that what this was all really about? Making Trump's audience smaller? Pathetic, if true. What they need now is a New York concert promoter. Those guys can move an audience into the venue fast, no matter what.

Posted by: Splunge at July 03, 2020 08:53 PM (dOV9E)

396 So serial port gender changers are right out?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 08:53 PM (dKLLR)

397 >>> The beancounters amongst us prefer Spanish Financial reporters, I'm told.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (DMUuz)

Hubba hubba!

Posted by: Headin' for Home at July 03, 2020 08:53 PM (YSVMp)

398 White House Live will carry the Rushmore event starting at 10:10 EDST

Posted by: Panhandler at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (S/rwf)

399 382 I have a great "protestor" control idea. Giant armored vehicles with spinning blades on the front, like a reel mower. Slice, dice and julienne.


How about a combine ? Harvest the soy. You can clear a swath 2 lanes wide

Posted by: RJD at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (ucNdt)

400 Those cops are great at standing around doing nothing. I guess the people who want to attend the event are SOL.

Meal Team 6 and their MRAP would have cleared that mess up quickly.

Posted by: 🐧 at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (C+evo)

401 So serial port gender changers are right out?


They will now be xhes and xhers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (oVJmc)

402 393 382 I have a great "protestor" control idea. Giant armored vehicles with spinning blades on the front, like a reel mower. Slice, dice and julienne.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:51 PM (NWiLs)

What Chariots with those blades on the wheels aren't good enough for you?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:53 PM (Jx5Qs)

Clearly not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (NWiLs)

403 While we're on this, those radio shack terms you always saw:

"male to female connectors"

Is that rape now?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (+dsLj)

404


www.megacartoons.net/rushmore-rumble

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

405 Fuck Twitter

*mic drop*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (wPVhA)

406 Harkening back across the pond, is silly cunts not ok?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 08:55 PM (dKLLR)

407 >>> A friend of mine asks, if the Native Americans set up an autonomous zone, would it be a Tomahawk CHOP?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Headin' for Home at July 03, 2020 08:55 PM (YSVMp)

408 Wreckers.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:48 PM
(+dsLj)


Has anyone made the obligatory "saboteur and kulak" joke yet?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2020 08:55 PM (WyVLE)

409 What's going on in SD? I've been away for a few hours.
Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (dUJdY)


Not much. President has arrived, bands are playing, fireworks and speeches in a bit.

Oh, and there were some protesters, but they're mostly taken care of. Some people around here seem to have wanted some blood, and are disappointed they didn't get it.

The cops acted professionally.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 08:55 PM (hku12)

410 391 We've moved on to Kate Upton, Brennah Black and other hotties KBdaBear provides.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 03, 2020 08:44 PM

The beancounters amongst us prefer Spanish Financial reporters, I'm told.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (DMUuz)

She's Quality, that's for sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 03, 2020 08:55 PM (d1uFV)

411 I could see fatherfucker as an acceptable vulgarity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)

412 401 So serial port gender changers are right out?

In our office we call them Ginger changers

Posted by: RJD at July 03, 2020 08:56 PM (ucNdt)

413 What's going on in SD? I've been away for a few hours.
Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (dUJdY)


Not much. President has arrived, bands are playing, fireworks and speeches in a bit.

Oh, and there were some protesters, but they're mostly taken care of. Some people around here seem to have wanted some blood, and are disappointed they didn't get it.

The cops acted professionally.
Posted by: BurtTC


Agreed.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (XTyi0)

414 The kid gloves in which they handled these anti American disrupters gives these losers more confidence to keep doing this crap.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (2DOZq)

415 "*mic drop*"

*picks up mic*
*sharpens end into barb*
*lights on fire*
*stuffs up Twitter's azz*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (dKLLR)

416 I just read online that Boeing, while no one was looking, pulled the plug on the 747.

I will be taking some time to mourn as it is a legend of aviation.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (ejsiI)

417 Clearly not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (NWiLs)

Fine, just let me go in with my chariot team first with our wheel blades, whips, spears and maces.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (Jx5Qs)

418 "Inclusive language"? Here you go: FUCK ALL Y'ALL!

Posted by: eastofsuez



See #38.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (ycxIH)

419 I believe that's contadores de los frijoles.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)


"Contadores en LLAMAS!"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (WyVLE)

420 Asshole -> Twitter Executive

E.g. "Every New Yorker cartoon is improved by replacing the caption with 'Christ, what a Twitter Executive'."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (6FeV1)

421 411 I could see fatherfucker as an acceptable vulgarity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)

Shut your fucking face, unclefucker.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

422 Some people around here seem to have wanted some blood, and are disappointed they didn't get it.


You say that like there is something wrong with that? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:58 PM (85Gof)

423 I have a great "protestor" control idea. Giant armored vehicles with spinning blades on the front, like a reel mower. Slice, dice and julienne.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:51 PM (NWiLs)

What Chariots with those blades on the wheels aren't good enough for you?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:53 PM (Jx5Qs)

Clearly not.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (NWiLs)


Minesweepers. Big armored vehicles with extended arms of flailing chains out front.

I would imagine they'd make short work of bone and sinew.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 08:58 PM (hku12)

424 MAGA guy may not be arrested. May be needs to make a statement so can press charges ?

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)

425 415 "*mic drop*"

*picks up mic*
*sharpens end into barb*
*lights on fire*
*stuffs up Twitter's azz*
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (dKLLR)

*sideways*

Posted by: Style Guide at July 03, 2020 08:58 PM (6FeV1)

426 Missed a few minutes.

Right side has an exclusive on the coolest story of the day and right when the vans are towed and we're waiting to see if the crowd will disperse they say fuck it?

Really?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 03, 2020 08:58 PM (gd9RK)

427 Been over to neighbor's having a Wild Turkey 101 and admiring his newest ducks. No masks. GOD Bless America!

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (XhWtx)

428 I could see fatherfucker as an acceptable vulgarity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)


"asswipe covid-spreader"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (WyVLE)

429 417 Clearly not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:54 PM (NWiLs)

Fine, just let me go in with my chariot team first with our wheel blades, whips, spears and maces.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (Jx5Qs)

That's right. You prefer your human flesh in chunks, not pureed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

430 While we're on this, those radio shack terms you always saw:

"male to female connectors"

Is that rape now?
Posted by: Two Weeks


Put Tab A into Slot B.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (ycxIH)

431 Just catching up, here. Did the protesters manage to keep the attendees from getting there in time? I imagine that's the actually point of this lame-o gambit with the vans - eat up enough time to give the organizers' media palz the shots they want of an empty rally area for their narrative.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (oJN+m)

432 Some people around here seem to have wanted some blood, and are disappointed they didn't get it.

The cops acted professionally.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 08:55 PM (hku12)


This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (Jx5Qs)

433 MAGA guy may not be arrested. May be needs to make a statement so can press charges ?
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)

He was lead away in handcuffs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)

434 A Henry Ford Health System study shows the controversial anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine helps lower the death rate of COVID-19 patients, the Detroit-based health system said Thursday.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (FjSXz)

435 Looking at Rushmore, there's plenty of room to the right of Washington for Donny Two Scoops.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (nnf6G)

436 Tomahawk CHOP

***********

You know I once asked an Indian girl to be my girlfriend, but she said she had reservations.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (+dsLj)

437 Meal Team 6 >>> Kneel Team 6

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (dKLLR)

438 416 I just read online that Boeing, while no one was looking, pulled the plug on the 747.

I will be taking some time to mourn as it is a legend of aviation.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (ejsiI)

---------

First the A380, now this. It is truly the end of the era of mega-liners.

Both were great technological achievements. I'll be okay though.

*sniff*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (wPVhA)

439 Some people around here seem to have wanted some blood, and are disappointed they didn't get it.

The cops acted professionally.



They could draw blood professionally.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 09:00 PM (oVJmc)

440 431 Just catching up, here. Did the protesters manage to keep the attendees from getting there in time? I imagine that's the actually point of this lame-o gambit with the vans - eat up enough time to give the organizers' media palz the shots they want of an empty rally area for their narrative.

A lot of them I guess.. It' looked about 2/3's full

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 09:00 PM (Zmnko)

441 I think this is what Insomniac has in mind.

https://youtu.be/qqY39bCPeVM

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 03, 2020 09:00 PM (w7KSn)

442 411 I could see fatherfucker as an acceptable vulgarity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)

I've seen people here use "nicklefucker."

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 09:00 PM (uc1j5)

443 Some people around here seem to have wanted some blood, and are disappointed they didn't get it.

------------
You say that like there is something wrong with that? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:58 PM (85Gof)


I am increasingly of the belief that every time a violent confrontation does NOT happen between cops and protesters, the protesters lose.

Strategically, it seems the best move.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 09:00 PM (hku12)

444 That's right. You prefer your human flesh in chunks, not pureed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

Stop, you're getting me excited.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:00 PM (Jx5Qs)

445 Thanks BurtTC.. I will be watching it later.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 09:00 PM (dUJdY)

446 "Looking at Rushmore, there's plenty of room to the right of Washington for Donny Two Scoops."

But can it support the weight of that much gold?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 09:01 PM (dKLLR)

447 435 Looking at Rushmore, there's plenty of room to the right of Washington for Donny Two Scoops.
Posted by: Blutarski at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (nnf6G)

Heh, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 09:01 PM (uc1j5)

448 The cops acted professionally.

If by professionally you mean stood around with their thumbs up their asses until they had the opportunity to arrest a Trump supporter after he was assaulted by a shit smeared Commie then I agree.



Totally professional.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:01 PM (5bg3W)

449 Some people around here seem to have wanted some blood, and are disappointed they didn't get it.

********

Was that wrong.... should I not have wanted that...

Posted by: George Costanza at July 03, 2020 09:01 PM (+dsLj)

450 "Right side has an exclusive on the coolest story of the day and right when the vans are towed and we're waiting to see if the crowd will disperse they say fuck it? "

Instead we get a live stream of Mt Rushmore. I bet traffic is not moving yet.

Posted by: null at July 03, 2020 09:01 PM (eKz7L)

451 Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 08:55 PM (hku12)


This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (Jx5Qs)


Violence for violence's sake is one thing.

Food is another.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 09:01 PM (hku12)

452 I've seen people here use "nicklefucker."

Brotherfucker is strictly off limits.

Posted by: Drink Like the Mogadishu Madam at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM (dKLLR)

453 The vet also told us about a mutation of rattlesnakes that are being born without rattles. The South Dakota DNR is telling everyone to kill them on sight. We got back to the rv and I had a drink.
Posted by: megthered at July 03, 2020 08:52 PM (yoe9p)

There is also a type that has rattles but does not rattle.

I'm always looking for the bastards as this place is full of 'em.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM (ejsiI)

454 A lot of them I guess.. It' looked about 2/3's full
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 09:00 PM (Zmnko)


there is a story on one of the networks that one of the whitehouse/campaign changes was due to poor attendance at OK: that the semi-filled stadium was due to mismanagement.

the news, they turn on a dime.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM (WyVLE)

455 He was lead away in handcuffs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)


Clearly I was wrong and cops there suck.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM (zr5Kq)

456 Stop, you're getting me excited.

LMAO!!

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM (dUJdY)

457 It's not just Twitter, that same list of terms is spreading all around open source software just like the "code of conduct" did 2 years ago or so.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM (6XLoz)

458 Live brass bands through laptop speakers are the best!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM (hku12)

459 That is so retarded.

Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM (mO5H2)

460 Violence for violence's sake is one thing.

Food is another.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 09:01 PM (hku12)

Lol. Violence is not the only answer...but it is an answer.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:03 PM (Jx5Qs)

461 Brotherfucker is strictly off limits.


Seems to quite a popular category on the hub

Posted by: RJD at July 03, 2020 09:03 PM (ucNdt)

462 Orwell would be amazed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 09:03 PM (cGzEU)

463 Seems to quite a popular category on the hub
Posted by: RJD at July 03, 2020 09:03 PM (ucNdt)

Ew.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 09:03 PM (uc1j5)

464 America 2020: You are under arrest for being assaulted by a commie.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 03, 2020 09:04 PM (EgshT)

465 The vet also told us about a mutation of rattlesnakes that are being
born without rattles. The South Dakota DNR is telling everyone to kill
them on sight. We got back to the rv and I had a drink.


First Murder Hornets, now Rattlers with Stealth Tech.


2020 is fucking nuts.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:04 PM (5bg3W)

466 ARRESTS BEING MADE

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 09:04 PM (iTXRQ)

467 LMAO!!

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM (dUJdY)


Hi Jewells! Xoxo. How's the clay thing going? Ive been wanting to get back into it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:04 PM (Jx5Qs)

468 Meh, they are walking up arresting the street blockers one by one now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 03, 2020 09:04 PM (1g7ch)

469 "shit smeared Commie"

*fistbump*, deplorable.

Oh, and #fuckthemask

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 09:05 PM (dKLLR)

470
I saw a video about some wealthy crook from Canada who fled to England with his money and his teenage daughter, and then stole another guy's identity and murdered him and then sired a couple kids off of her.

Weird shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 09:05 PM (oJN+m)

471 As a proud dummy, I object to the elimination of the term "dummy value".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 03, 2020 09:05 PM (H3MF8)

472 434 A Henry Ford Health System study shows the controversial anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine helps lower the death rate of COVID-19 patients, the Detroit-based health system said Thursday.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 08:59 PM (FjSXz)

You MUST BE HEALTHY to use the "health system." If you are sick, they will send you to a hospital because, again, YOU MUST BE HEALTHY to use the Henry Ford Health System.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 03, 2020 09:05 PM (ejsiI)

473 Trump should say"You're fired!"
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2020 08:35 PM (Zmnko)


No. That'll give the Reds ammo for a bunch of agitprop. (C'mon: have we learned nothing from CHOP?) They'd be screaming that Trump fired the voice of science!!! and is endangering us all!!!! That'd put every single person with the sniffles front and center as Trump's fault.

Just ignore him, and don't have him speak. Let him wither on the vine, until he resigns.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 09:05 PM (NRcRX)

474 So, 'Sanity Check' is no longer allowed. I think I see where this went wrong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 09:05 PM (cGzEU)

475 468 Meh, they are walking up arresting the street blockers one by one now.


Direct to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2020 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

476 Hi Jewells! Xoxo. How's the clay thing going? Ive been wanting to get back into it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:04 PM (Jx5Qs)

You already ate him. And Jordan and Bryce and Brett...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

477 Arrests? I want public executions. Or a lot of quiet disappearings.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 09:06 PM (dKLLR)

478 457 It's not just Twitter, that same list of terms is spreading all around open source software just like the "code of conduct" did 2 years ago or so.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM (6XLoz)

Even FreeBSD caved.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 03, 2020 09:06 PM (QKXS0)

479 hot babe on RSBN alert, hot babe on RSBN alert

BATTLE STATIONS

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:06 PM (+dsLj)

480 The cops acted professionally.

If by
professionally you mean stood around with their thumbs up their asses
until they had the opportunity to arrest a Trump supporter after he was
assaulted by a shit smeared Commie then I agree.



Totally professional.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:01 PM (5bg3W)


Agreed.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 09:06 PM (AV3G5)

481 A plain old bulldozer works.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at July 03, 2020 09:06 PM (jK8Z7)

482 Excuse my ignorance. What is RSBN ?

Posted by: RJD at July 03, 2020 09:07 PM (ucNdt)

483 Looks like the police have re-taken the road

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 09:07 PM (iTXRQ)

484 413
What's going on in SD? I've been away for a few hours.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (dUJdY)





Not much. President has arrived, bands are playing, fireworks and speeches in a bit.



Oh, and there were some protesters, but they're mostly taken care
of. Some people around here seem to have wanted some blood, and are
disappointed they didn't get it.



The cops acted professionally.

Posted by: BurtTC



Agreed.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 08:57 PM (XTyi0)

The protestors want someone to give them a Kent State and a lot of people around here want to give it to them, no matter how idiotic that would be.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 03, 2020 09:07 PM (BpGTm)

485 I just read online that Boeing, while no one was looking, pulled the plug on the 747.

Boeing has no orders past 2020. Costs eleventy million dollars to keep the line running. Waste of money. And money is one thing Boeing does NOT have right now... see 737 MAX.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 03, 2020 09:08 PM (3H9h1)

486 public executions quiet or disappearings.

******

How about quiet public executions?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:08 PM (+dsLj)

487 If by professionally you mean stood around with their thumbs up their asses until they had the opportunity to arrest a Trump supporter after he was assaulted by a shit smeared Commie then I agree.

Did they arrest that guy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 09:08 PM (NRcRX)

488 If by professionally you mean stood around with their thumbs up their asses until they had the opportunity to arrest a Trump supporter after he was assaulted by a shit smeared Commie then I agree.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:01 PM (5bg3W)


I don't see any more vans on the road. And the adversary's optics are for shit, nothing gained for them. Just a lot of arrests on their side.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 09:08 PM (t+qrx)

489 The protestors want someone to give them a Kent State and a lot of people around here want to give it to them, no matter how idiotic that would be.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Yeah I don't get it.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 09:08 PM (XTyi0)

490 Totally professional.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:01 PM (5bg3W)


Agreed.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 09:06 PM (AV3G5)


Arresting people now. Without bashing anyone's heads in.

So yeah, professionally.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 09:08 PM (hku12)

491 Just ignore him, and don't have him speak. Let him wither on the vine, until he resigns.


Put him in charge of the new National ChiCom Wu-flu Stool Sample Testing Agency.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:08 PM (HaL55)

492 XIN: "President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore, where he'll be standing in front of a monument of two slave owners and on land wrestled away from Native Americans."

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 09:08 PM (FjSXz)

493 Brotherfucker is strictly off limits.
Posted by: Drink Like the Mogadishu Madam at July 03, 2020 09:02 PM


Say what??

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at July 03, 2020 09:09 PM (DMUuz)

494
*fistbump*, deplorable.



Oh, and #fuckthemask



Posted by: Drink Like Vikings



*fistbump*#fuckthemask

Check out this cutie. Told du jr. this one is second wife material.
https://tinyurl.com/y76p2mv3

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:09 PM (5bg3W)

495 482 Excuse my ignorance. What is RSBN ?
Posted by: RJD at July 03, 2020 09:07 PM (ucNdt)


Right Side Broadcasting Network.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 09:09 PM (NRcRX)

496 The vet also told us about a mutation of rattlesnakes that are being born without rattles. The South Dakota DNR is telling everyone to kill them on sight. We got back to the rv and I had a drink.
Posted by: megthered
--------

Pfft. Those western rattlers are piss-ant snakes, nothing to be afraid of.

Posted by: Eastern Diamondback at July 03, 2020 09:09 PM (bPH26)

497 Boeing has no orders past 2020. Costs eleventy million dollars to keep the line running. Waste of money. And money is one thing Boeing does NOT have right now... see 737 MAX.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 03, 2020 09:08 PM (3H9h1)

Just before WuFlu hit they were testing the 777X. I'm guessing that was scrapped.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 09:09 PM (uc1j5)

498 I see there is a discussion going on about snakes.

I think I'll quietly back out of the room and go to my safe place.

With my coloring book.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (TdMsT)

499 Oh, RSBN batteries died, that's why they cut coverage.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (gd9RK)

500 https://youtu.be/cQRrlkkFhbM
********
PANTIFA'S own video team
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 08:46 PM (1Dmt5)
~~~~~

Still going live. Most of the stragglers have been arrested and are being loaded into a van now.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (sGotD)

501 Marine 1 has landed.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (hku12)

502 Pfft. Those western rattlers are piss-ant snakes, nothing to be afraid of.
Posted by: Eastern Diamondback at July 03, 2020 09:09 PM (bPH26)


Sure, mate.

Posted by: Australian Venomous Pigeon at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx)

503 Put him in charge of the new National ChiCom Wu-flu Stool Sample Testing Agency.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:08 PM (HaL55)


No. Don't do anything to him. No splashes, nothing newsworthy. Just ... gradually easing him into the background.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (NRcRX)

504 You already ate him. And Jordan and Bryce and Brett...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

Thats not a big meal. I had guests. And Bryce was kinda stringy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:11 PM (Jx5Qs)

505 "President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore, where he'll be standing in front of a monument of two slave owners and on land wrestled away from Native Americans."
Posted by: Braenyard
----------

Indian wrestled?

Do they want it back? Are they indian-givers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 09:11 PM (bPH26)

506 498 I see there is a discussion going on about snakes.

I think I'll quietly back out of the room and go to my safe place.

With my coloring book.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (TdMsT)

Wait! You forgot your 

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

507 I see there is a discussion going on about snakes.

I think I'll quietly back out of the room and go to my safe place.

With my coloring book.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM

No step on snek!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2020 09:11 PM (Tdjxx)

508 Oh, RSBN batteries died, that's why they cut coverage.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (gd9RK)


I think it's cute! Tremendously amateurish.

Death to corporate media. Support the amateurs!!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)

509 President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore, where he'll be standing in front of a monument of two slave owners and on land wrestled away from Native Americans

*****

I once saw Cuntyface CNN open for Stolen Lands at the Garden back in '87.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:12 PM (+dsLj)

510 Ok. I might want one of those NPC OrangeManBad copper coins.

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 09:12 PM (786Ro)

511 502
Pfft. Those western rattlers are piss-ant snakes, nothing to be afraid of.

Posted by: Eastern Diamondback at July 03, 2020 09:09 PM (bPH26)



Sure, mate.

Posted by: Australian Venomous Pigeon at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx)

Wimps.

Posted by: Lower Tasmanian Carnivorous Pansy Bird at July 03, 2020 09:12 PM (BpGTm)

512 President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore, where he'll be standing in front of a monument of two slave owners


Apple Foxconn has a factory on Mt Rushmore?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:12 PM (5bg3W)

513 DUMMY VALUES MATTER

Posted by: Miklos, standing up for Lamont Sanford at July 03, 2020 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

514 We were carrying our kayaks to put in on the Mayaka river Fl. And Heidi steps on a black snake. She stayed composed, considering.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:13 PM (Jx5Qs)

515 With my coloring book.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (TdMsT)


Is that an adult coloring book?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 09:13 PM (eTZoJ)

516 The Mike Pence commemorative coin has been engineered to self-destruct if left alone in the same case as a female commemorative coin.

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 09:13 PM (786Ro)

517 Looks like Trump arrived in an Osprey. Like a badass.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (nnf6G)

518 That RSBN girl is acceptably plump.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (XTyi0)

519 Pfft. Those western rattlers are piss-ant snakes, nothing to be afraid of.
Posted by: Eastern Diamondback at July 03, 2020 09:09 PM


Pfffft. We're the only rattlesnakes with hemo- and neurotoxins in our venom.

Posted by: Canebreak Rattlers at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (DMUuz)

520 Cannibal Bob..I'm going to work on some stuff this weekend. I've been reorganizing my work area and spending time at the dog shelter so time got away from me.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

521 I blew past dummy and went straight to retard.

Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (MVjcR)

522 515 With my coloring book.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (TdMsT)

Is that an adult coloring book?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 09:13 PM (eTZoJ)

Let's just say she'll be using the pink crayon. A lot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

523 Oh, RSBN batteries died, that's why they cut coverage.

Those 9 volts don't grow on trees you know.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:15 PM (5bg3W)

524 Wimps.

Posted by: Lower Tasmanian Carnivorous Pansy Bird at July 03, 2020 09:12 PM (BpGTm)

The word "pansy" was actually dubbed out of an old sitcom I was watching...and so it begins.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:15 PM (Jx5Qs)

525 521 I blew past dummy and went straight to retard.
Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (MVjcR)

Never go full retard.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

526 President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore, where he'll be standing in front of a monument of two slave owners

-
Let's sell Manhattan back to the Indians for $24.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2020 09:15 PM (+y/Ru)

527 Pfffft. We're the only rattlesnakes with hemo- and neurotoxins in our venom.
Posted by: Canebreak Rattlers at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (DMUuz)


The tingle means it's working!™

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 09:15 PM (t+qrx)

528 Looks like Trump arrived in an Osprey. Like a badass.

************************

I was told by reliable sources the helicopter has the flight code name: "Bad Motherfucker"

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:15 PM (+dsLj)

529 Let's just say she'll be using the pink crayon. A lot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

That sounds racist.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 09:15 PM (uc1j5)

530 Ladyl.. I just messaged you.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (dUJdY)

531 Fox10 Phoenix on YouTube carries all the President's events, with no annoying talking heads. Marine One is landing now.

Posted by: Toni at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (RdRuc)

532 511 502
Pfft. Those western rattlers are piss-ant snakes, nothing to be afraid of.

Posted by: Eastern Diamondback at July 03, 2020 09:09 PM (bPH26)



Sure, mate.

Posted by: Australian Venomous Pigeon at July 03, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx)

Wimps.
Posted by: Lower Tasmanian Carnivorous Pansy Bird
---------

Heh.

Posted by: Canadian Barbed Member Otter at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (cGzEU)

533 529 Let's just say she'll be using the pink crayon. A lot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

That sounds racist.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 09:15 PM (uc1j5)

They're all pink on the inside.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

534 Trumps call sign has to be "One Bad Stud"

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (nFRLh)

535 I read an explanation of the grandfather thing recently but it was so stupid my brain forgot it in self-defense. Something about former slaves' grandfathers or some shit.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (rWZ8Y)

536 Oh, RSBN batteries died, that's why they cut coverage.
Those 9 volts don't grow on trees you know.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:15 PM (5bg3W)


Nothing says ready for prime time more than not having spare batteries!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (eTZoJ)

537 Just before WuFlu hit they were testing the 777X. I'm guessing that was scrapped.
Posted by: Jordan61


This reminds me of the hanger in the USSR where they abandoned their shuttle clone after the cold war.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (VcFUs)

538 I can't believe Twitter is discontinuing the use of the word "Dummy". This is an affront to my people!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (svtiG)

539 And now that all of the hyperventilating has been finished...

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (BpGTm)

540 That RSBN girl is acceptably plump.

**********************

If I choose suicide by boob smothery, she's on the list.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:17 PM (+dsLj)

541
Man I bet the crew got out there earlier in the day to do some quick hits about people coming him, get some establishing shots for preliminary coverage, etc. And then it turned into an actual story and they forgot to have more batteries brought in. Gotta be kicking themselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 09:17 PM (oJN+m)

542 Dame Olivia Mary de Havilland, British actress turned 104 June1, almost an Independence Girl.

Her daddy was an aeroplane.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 09:17 PM (FjSXz)

543 Of course, seeing Trump makes us realize how soy Abbott is. Thanks Donald.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 03, 2020 09:17 PM (nFRLh)

544 520 Cannibal Bob..I'm going to work on some stuff this weekend. I've been reorganizing my work area and spending time at the dog shelter so time got away from me.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

I remember you saying you need to organize. My clay is pretty hard now so even with softener I may need to seat collecting all over. Ugh. id have a tough time working in an animal shelter. Bless you babe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:17 PM (Jx5Qs)

545 Marine One is there? They can slap a "Pinochet Air" sign on the side and offer rides to pantifa.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 03, 2020 09:17 PM (6XLoz)

546 That RSBN girl is acceptably plump.

She's from Opelika Alabama - (OH pell LACK uh) which means she can probably create a hearty homecooked Southern meal for a family of 9 from a can of beanie weenies , 3 strips of bacon and a stale Saltine.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:18 PM (5bg3W)

547 Nothing says ready for prime time more than not having spare batteries!


As Burt said up there it is actually kind of cute. They were at least there. I haven't seen any mention on MSMs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 03, 2020 09:18 PM (gd9RK)

548 What's going on in SD? I've been away for a few hours.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 08:50 PM (dUJdY)

Besides the President coming in, I found out there are rattle snakes that don't have rattles. I have to throw up now.

Posted by: megthered at July 03, 2020 09:18 PM (yoe9p)

549 Dame Olivia Mary de Havilland, British actress turned 104 June1, almost an Independence Girl.

Damn, that's incredible. I think she was only 19 when she made GWTW.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 09:19 PM (dUJdY)

550 She's from Opelika Alabama - (OH pell LACK uh) which means she can probably create a hearty homecooked Southern meal for a family of 9 from a can of beanie weenies , 3 strips of bacon and a stale Saltine.

*******


I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:19 PM (+dsLj)

551 There will be hecklers and other disruptors.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 03, 2020 09:19 PM (KgzRF)

552 Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 03, 2020 09:07 PM (BpGTm)

Get off your high horse . You are part of the problem in my opinion. Kicking the can down the road is not the answer. And who cares if it's a confrontation they want. The alternative is just to allow them to continue to do this unabated and with minimal consequences. What's another statue or two or erasing our history . Go along to get along.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

553 538 I can't believe Twitter is discontinuing the use of the word "Dummy". This is an affront to my people!
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (svtiG)

And like the OK sign, and Hawaiin shirts, its seems that White Supremacists at one well know Conservative site, have hijacked the term Moron.

That term is now also banninated.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2020 09:20 PM (NgKpN)

554 "They are dropping off people now."

From the helicopter? Cool!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 09:20 PM (NRcRX)

555 I can't believe Twitter is discontinuing the use of the word "Dummy". This is an affront to my people!
Posted by: Blanco Basura
-------

I am personally insulted.

Posted by: Charlie McCarthy at July 03, 2020 09:21 PM (L47aO)

556 Ok, so that wasn't Marine 1. It's taking off now, and should be there in... did they say about 30 minutes?

So yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 09:21 PM (hku12)

557 My guess is Trump's call sign is The Boss.

Posted by: davidt at July 03, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)

558 Fox10 Phoenix on YouTube carries all the President's events, with no annoying talking heads. Marine One is landing now.

That's what I'm watching on EweTewb. They're rocking some Journey on audio.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:21 PM (HaL55)

559 LOL. RSBN guy: "sorry for our disheveled appearance." RSBN girl: "speak for yourself."

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 09:21 PM (uc1j5)

560 Never go full retard.
Posted by: Insomniac

100 comment rule

Posted by: Miklosian Centre of Retardian Ecellence at July 03, 2020 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

561 Ugh. id have a tough time working in an animal shelter. Bless you babe.

It's a sanctuary for old dogs. Yeah it's tough but these poor fur babies are ones no one wants anymore. They have free reign of the house and gets tons of TLC. I love it. There is one that has stolen my heart. Her name is Little Lady and she's 14.. a terrier mix. Blind in one eye and has dementia. I just love on her as much as I can.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

562 Nothing says ready for prime time more than not having spare batteries!

In fairness, they probably did not anticipate covering the shitheads with the vans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2020 09:22 PM (NRcRX)

563 Show time

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2020 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

564 534 Trumps call sign has to be "One Bad Stud"
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 03, 2020 09:16 PM (nFRLh)

Moved in my neighborhood?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2020 09:22 PM (NgKpN)

565 My guess is Trump's call sign is The Boss.

****

No joke, Trump's actual call sign is MOGUL

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:22 PM (+dsLj)

566 Aaaand now it's coming in.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 09:22 PM (hku12)

567 563 Show time
Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2020 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

----------

Cue the munchkins.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 03, 2020 09:22 PM (wPVhA)

568 534 Trumps call sign has to be "One Bad Stud"
======

"Brass"

Posted by: Pliney at July 03, 2020 09:22 PM (nzKWW)

569 As Burt said up there it is actually kind of cute. They were at least there. I haven't seen any mention on MSMs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 03, 2020 09:18 PM (gd9RK)


I admit, that might have been a bit harsh, but seriously, why shouldn't a news organization at a Trump event expect the unexpected! Not like they haven't had a few clues!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 09:23 PM (eTZoJ)

570 Hmmm...may have colored a bit outside the lines...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

571
Her daddy was an aeroplane.
Posted by: Braenyard
--------

Just don't mention the Comet...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 09:24 PM (L47aO)

572 Not to fuss too much, but it's pronounced "Oh-pel-LIKE-ah."

I'm the designated Alabamian in these here parts.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:24 PM (HaL55)

573 Munchkins?

Thousand Millimeter Reich?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2020 09:24 PM (Qusbe)

574 Fox10 Phoenix on YouTube carries all the President's events, with no annoying talking heads. Marine One is landing now.

That's what I'm watching on EweTewb. They're rocking some Journey on audio.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:21 PM (HaL55)


Got a link, I found the nominal Fox10 site but not the Trump event coverage

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 09:25 PM (eTZoJ)

575 Looking at that list, I guess renaming the Redskins to anything having to do with raccoons if off the table.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 03, 2020 09:25 PM (FTlwv)

576
Y'know, every time that I have visited Twitter, I have always sensed that their edifice was built on oppressive and insensitive code.

And now we learn that it was!

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 03, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)

577 Not to fuss too much, but it's pronounced "Oh-pel-LIKE-ah."



I'm the designated Alabamian in these here parts.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy



Yeah, but you know that THESE people *wink wink* don't pronounce "Like" the way that WE do.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:25 PM (5bg3W)

578 Bless you for doing that, Jewells !

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 03, 2020 09:25 PM (0IMgo)

579 Entourage.... they are coming.

Yet the folks at RSBN cannot differentiate between a MH-60 Blackhawk and a SH-3 (VH-3D) Sea King. The SH-3 is "Marine One." The President's ride. Not yet visible. Or more likely, even launched.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 03, 2020 09:26 PM (3H9h1)

580 I think "sanity check" is one you should really keep, Twitter eng.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2020 09:26 PM (f1Vqw)

581 PDT is gonna stick it up the Lefties ass tonight.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:26 PM (Jx5Qs)

582 did something happen to the sound ? talking abt RSB

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)

583 Looks like this guy has eagle feathers, a Federal crime!
Wife has them too. She's over 50% Cherokee and is allowed by law to have them. However, she doesn't get casino money or free land so that part sucks.

Posted by: JayHawkfan63 at July 03, 2020 09:27 PM (CQtVS)

584 Tanya Tay Posobiec
@realTanyaTay
27m
But the road is still blocked. We probably aren't going to be able to get in now. We flew all the way here for this with a 2 year-old and now we can't get in

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 09:27 PM (786Ro)

585 Try this link Hrothgar...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf78ypVI7KU

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:28 PM (HaL55)

586 Marine One was doing a flyby of the four Presidents. He's back on the ground now.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at July 03, 2020 09:29 PM (jK8Z7)

587 I think "sanity check" is one you should really keep, Twitter eng.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
--------

Oh, the irony.

Twitter long ago lost any capacity for self-examination. But then, it is populated by SJW's, so that is to be expected.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 09:29 PM (cGzEU)

588 Too bad you geniuses at @latimes didn't recognize this when you were celebrating the slobbering unmasked mobs looting and howling in our streets. This pandemic took a turn for the worst because of riots you and your Democrat bosses endorsed. #Shame

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/
status/1279130929881989120?s=20

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 09:29 PM (FjSXz)

589 White House live stream site...

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: davidt at July 03, 2020 09:29 PM (l3+k2)

590 She has a nice voice

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:29 PM (VcFUs)

591 Off, sock!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 03, 2020 09:29 PM (jK8Z7)

592
Tanya Tay Posobiec

@realTanyaTay
But the road is still blocked. We probably aren't going to be able to
get in now. We flew all the way here for this with a 2 year-old and now
we can't get in




"Professional"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:30 PM (5bg3W)

593 PDT is gonna stick it up the Lefties ass tonight.

******************

And twist!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:30 PM (+dsLj)

594 whats this about Twitter banning a word?

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 09:30 PM (iTXRQ)

595 I have about a big toe worth of Indian (WooWoo) according to the famIly genealogy. Don't make me war dance on your asses!

Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2020 09:30 PM (MVjcR)

596 Try fox 10 Phoenix on youtube.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:30 PM (VcFUs)

597 585
Thanks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 09:30 PM (eTZoJ)

598 She has a nice voice


And a great set of...um...lungs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:31 PM (HaL55)

599 Bless you for doing that, Jewells !

aww.. it's nothing really. Tugs at my heart but knowing these pups are spending their last days surrounded by love makes me happy. Any spare change ya'll can send a few bucks their way. Shep's Place in Independence, MO. They can always use the money believe me.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

600 Yet the folks at RSBN cannot differentiate between a MH-60 Blackhawk

Objection!

Posted by: Self-Appointed Twitter Monitor at July 03, 2020 09:31 PM (SwCv8)

601 Opelika Alabama. Where you get on the interstate and go through L.A. (Lower Alabama).

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2020 09:32 PM (XhWtx)

602 Her two mile run ought to be interesting.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:32 PM (VcFUs)

603 But the road is still blocked. We probably aren't going to be able to
get in now. We flew all the way here for this with a 2 year-old and now
we can't get in

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As I noted above - that was probably the point of this. Waste time until nobody can make it. Media doesn't cover the disruption, but instead runs the "nobody comes to Drumpf's event" story.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 09:32 PM (oJN+m)

604 Marine One is landing.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 03, 2020 09:32 PM (jK8Z7)

605 And a great set of...um...lungs.

******************

Did she? I was too busy looking at her booblies.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:32 PM (+dsLj)

606 Personally, I'm really looking forward to the November elections. I think it'll be a decisive

I want the people of The United States of America to look at these Two Sides - there are no others - and Make A Fucking Decision.

On the one side is a great nation with a just a relatively few 244 years under her belt, but with a magnificent list of accomplishments along with her share of mistakes. On the other is The New Socialist States of Something-Non-Racist-And-Gender-Neutral-Term-To-Be-Invented-Later will Start At Zero and all traces of the history of the former state eventually wiped away.

In our not-too-distant future is either a country with a Mount Rushmore as we've always known it, or a different country that will NOT have a Mount Rushmore, and will no longer even be worthy of it.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 03, 2020 09:33 PM (+v+zN)

607 Commissar Hrothgar-here you go: https://youtu.be/Uf78ypVI7KU

Posted by: Toni at July 03, 2020 09:33 PM (RdRuc)

608 As I noted above - that was probably the point of this. Waste time until nobody can make it. Media doesn't cover the disruption, but instead runs the "nobody comes to Drumpf's event" story.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 09:32 PM (oJN+m)


Yep. Tulsa deja vu, and they will gladly continue as long as they can get away with it.

Posted by: AF at July 03, 2020 09:34 PM (RsPQq)

609 Marine One looks like it's hauling some ass over the treetops.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)

610 Twitter can't wait to go total 1984

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 09:34 PM (6f16T)

611 But the road is still blocked. We probably aren't going to be able to get in now. We flew all the way here for this with a 2 year-old and now we can't get in
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As I noted above - that was probably the point of this. Waste time until nobody can make it. Media doesn't cover the disruption, but instead runs the "nobody comes to Drumpf's event" story.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 09:32 PM (oJN+m)


What the hell is this? Didn't they clear the road?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 09:34 PM (t+qrx)

612 Osprey. President Trump may just be the first President to fly in one of those. Yeah he's a badass, and a brave badass.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2020 09:34 PM (XhWtx)

613 Did she? I was too busy looking at her booblies.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:32 PM (+dsLj)


A bikini picture exists.

Posted by: AF at July 03, 2020 09:34 PM (RsPQq)

614 Space Force !

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)

615 The one word I have never had in my limited vocabulary is "Twitter".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 03, 2020 09:35 PM (Z+IKu)

616 Is Marine 1 equipped with, um, ordinance?

Posted by: davidt at July 03, 2020 09:35 PM (l3+k2)

617 Nice Space Force song.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:35 PM (HaL55)

618 Yep. Tulsa deja vu, and they will gladly continue as long as they can get away with it.

*******

Well on the upside a lot of asses were warmed by fat sweaty thumbs today.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:35 PM (+dsLj)

619 Posted by: Toni at July 03, 2020 09:33 PM (RdRuc)

Thanks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 09:35 PM (eTZoJ)

620 Yep. Tulsa deja vu, and they will gladly continue as long as they can get away with it.

Posted by: AF at July 03, 2020 09:34 PM (RsPQq)

Yeah this. Ok, I'm the idiot that's wants blood. Drag them out by their hair.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:35 PM (Jx5Qs)

621 The "no one likes Trump" tactic worked wonders in 2016.

The Night of The Long Nights.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 09:35 PM (XTyi0)

622 Links. And it better not be trigglypuff.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:36 PM (VcFUs)

623 Folkish language. No way for that to go wrong.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at July 03, 2020 09:36 PM (lXZ2r)

624 A bikini picture exists.

****

Off to duckduckgo, brb

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (+dsLj)

625 What the hell is this? Didn't they clear the road?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 03, 2020 09:34 PM (t+qrx)


To be fair, they dotted all the "t"s and crossed all the "i"s before they acted, because that's who we are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (eTZoJ)

626 A bikini picture exists.

You are not a great American.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (qc+VF)

627 So if my code initializes variables to 0xdeadbeef or 0xbabe, is that still ok?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (0xe3j)

628 Shoot the motherfuckers

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (P4Pk9)

629 616 Is Marine 1 equipped with, um, ordinance?
Posted by: davidt


Do a search on the presidential helicopter request for proposal back in the W days.

I worked the proposal, and I cant say.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (VcFUs)

630 Lot of fireworks going on in my 'hood and it's caused my aged Boston Terrier who really is a badass, to lay on my lap like a cat. He really hates this time of year. Poor guy.

Posted by: JayHawkfan63 at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (CQtVS)

631 Bah, proofreading is your friend. I think it'll be a decisive victory one way or the other, the results of which will make it the most profound in our lifetimes, if not since Lincoln's election.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (+v+zN)

632 Who else spent the day counting rounds, cleaning guns and loading mags? The new 4th of July folks.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 03, 2020 08:13 PM (nFRLh)
--------------

"On the first day of July, my true love gave to me:
A box of 45 ACP"

"On the second day of July, my true love gave to me: 2 Kimber 45's and a box of 45 ACP...."

On the third day of July, my true love gave to me:
3 Glock 9 millimetres, 2 Kimber 45's and a box of 45 ACP"

On the Fourth day of July, my true love gave to me:
4 BAR's a shooting, 3 Glock nine millimetres, 2 Kimber 45's and a box of 45 ACP"

On the fifth day of July, my true love gave to me: 5 Colt Gold Cups..4 BAR's a shooting, 3 Glock nine millimetres, 2 Kimber 45's and a box of 45 ACP.."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (WEBkv)

633 How many people died because mainstream media panned Hydroxychloroquine?
President Trump was right. Even CNN and other Trump-hating mainstream media outlets had to admit this morning that...

_Richard Grenell

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (FjSXz)

634 Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (FjSXz)

I hope Grenell has top notch security!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 03, 2020 09:39 PM (eTZoJ)

635 How many people died because mainstream media panned Hydroxychloroquine?
President Trump was right. Even CNN and other Trump-hating mainstream media outlets had to admit this morning that...

_Richard Grenell
Posted by: Braenyard


Yup. They almost certainly killed people with not a fuck to give.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 09:39 PM (XTyi0)

636 Liz Willis of RSBN from a beauty pageant, not sure when:
https://i.redd.it/u8j2pwh1grw31.png

Posted by: AF at July 03, 2020 09:40 PM (RsPQq)

637 A bikini picture exists.

You are not a great American.

*************

I though, am a classy and luxurious American

https://i.redd.it/4sjjanf3hk051.jpg

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:40 PM (+dsLj)

638 If Twitter changes all those words, then they won't have to actually change anything that really matters. They can still be sexist racist elitist assholes, but with their new vocabulary they'll be fully woke sexist racist elitist assholes.

Posted by: Roy at July 03, 2020 09:40 PM (Ti+Tv)

639 okay the Fox 10 Phoenix audio switched to Niel Young "Cowgirl In The Sand"

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 09:41 PM (iTXRQ)

640 Interim music at Trump rally is Neil Young's Cowgirl in the Sand. Galactic Trollmaster Trump is trolling large.

Posted by: fly gal at July 03, 2020 09:41 PM (6CtMt)

641 We're all in a 1980's post-apocalypse movie now.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2020 09:41 PM (l9m7l)

642 "President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore, where he'll be standing in
front of a monument of two slave owners and on land wrestled away from
Native Americans."
---------------------------

The sentence sounds better in the original Chinese.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 09:41 PM (cL0lI)

643 Richard Grenell

**************

This is why I love Grenell. He's as straight as an arrow.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:41 PM (+dsLj)

644 Is this Crosby Stills and Nash song? On Fox?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:41 PM (Jx5Qs)

645 Love this song.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:41 PM (Jx5Qs)

646 On the fifth day of July, my true love gave to me: 5 Colt Gold Cups..4 BAR's a shooting, 3 Glock nine millimetres, 2 Kimber 45's and a box of 45 ACP.."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 03, 2020 09:37 PM (WEBkv)

Pure poetry.

I may have a shot at a Beretta BM-59. Gonna check it out next week.

7.62 x 51mm NATO.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 03, 2020 09:42 PM (Z+IKu)

647 She's cute. This is fun- they are the least polished news I've ever seen.

Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2020 09:42 PM (8DRUP)

648 The bikini pics of Liz are debauched and appreciated.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 09:42 PM (XTyi0)

649 DB-just DB HA!! *high five*

Posted by: fly gal at July 03, 2020 09:42 PM (6CtMt)

650
President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore, where he'll be standing in
front of a monument of two slave owners and on land wrestled away from
Native Americans.

-------

Who said that? Lemme guess... the Biden Campaign?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 09:42 PM (oJN+m)

651 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
37m
They've arrested all the protesters. There were about 10 of them remaining. Everyone else left. Can't believe these dudes held the place up for 3 hours.

Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
32m
The roads are still blocked because arrests take time and the national guard has yet to clear out. Don't expect most Trump supporters who planned a trip for the event to even make it in time.

Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 09:42 PM (786Ro)

652 How many people died because mainstream media panned Hydroxychloroquine?

-

Like we always point out, if it saves one election, it's worth it. Life. Sorry, life. If it saves one life.

- Democrats

Posted by: The Invisible Man at July 03, 2020 09:42 PM (cb9MW)

653 The bikini pics of Liz are debauched and appreciated.

*************

But I have not yet begun to lick my monitor!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:43 PM (+dsLj)

654 In fairness, they probably did not anticipate covering the shitheads with the vans.
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They didn't anticipate it at all. They were driving to another location and the commies blocked the road right in front of them.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 03, 2020 09:43 PM (sWM8x)

655 I've been 29 for quite awhile, but even my cynical ass is shocked at how close to full idiocracy we've achieved in such a short time.

Posted by: JayHawkfan63 at July 03, 2020 09:43 PM (CQtVS)

656 Who needs ordnance when you can have 'stray' fireworks?

Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2020 09:43 PM (8DRUP)

657 President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore, where he'll be standing in
front of a monument of two slave owners and on land wrestled away from
Native Americans.

-

In fairness, those guys couldn't even figure out how wheels worked. They weren't going to do much with that mountain.

Posted by: The Invisible Man at July 03, 2020 09:43 PM (cb9MW)

658
The roads are still blocked because arrests take time and the national guard has yet to clear out. Don't expect most Trump supporters who planned a trip for the event to even make it in time.
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 09:42 PM (786Ro)

-----

Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 09:44 PM (oJN+m)

659 I have 100 bucks worth of fireworks to piss away tonight and tomorrow. It's actually not that much. A small box of little shit, a 12 round mortar box and a 30 round "finale."

Oh, and I also pissed away 59 bucks on a bottle of Bourbon to enjoy while I piss away the other 100 bucks.

Fuck Capitalism. /s

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 03, 2020 09:44 PM (3H9h1)

660 This is why I love Grenell. He's as straight as an arrow.

I love Grenell, but ISWYDT.

Posted by: JayHawkfan63 at July 03, 2020 09:44 PM (CQtVS)

661 I think "sanity check" is one you should really keep, Twitter eng.
Posted by: Miley


The President of the Czech Republic said that "Black Lives Matter" is racist, all lives matter.

That's a sanity Czech.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking knedly at July 03, 2020 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

662 This is why I love Grenell. He's as straight as an arrow.

I love Grenell, but ISWYDT.

******

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:46 PM (+dsLj)

663 If I understood correctly, the road block is only about a mile from the amphitheater, so maybe some people will still have time to get there. I hope so.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 03, 2020 09:46 PM (sWM8x)

664 RUBY IN THE DUST...awesome song.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 09:46 PM (Jx5Qs)

665 If I understood correctly, the road block is only about a mile from the amphitheater, so maybe some people will still have time to get there. I hope so.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 03, 2020 09:46 PM (sWM8x)

I do to. Maybe the sherif can transported them.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)

666 Is this Crosby Stills and Nash song? On Fox?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Neil Young. Yeah, what's that about?

No John Philip Sousa to play?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 03, 2020 09:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

667 *do too

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)

668 This is why I love Grenell. He's as straight as an arrow.



Mein Fuhrer ... Grenell ..

Posted by: Grump928© tugs collar at July 03, 2020 09:47 PM (yQpMk)

669 Links. And it better not be trigglypuff.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:36 PM


In nic. No Trig, promise!

Posted by: Glitter at July 03, 2020 09:47 PM (DMUuz)

670 The roads are still blocked because arrests take time and the national
guard has yet to clear out. Don't expect most Trump supporters who
planned a trip for the event to even make it in time.


-----



Mission Accomplished.



"Professionally"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:47 PM (5bg3W)

671 BLM now protesting outside the McCloskeys' house (the couple that pulled their weapons on the rioters several days ago while trying to protect their home). Law enforcement, predictably, aint doing shit about it.

Posted by: cnation at July 03, 2020 09:47 PM (DML7G)

672 The roads are still blocked because arrests take time and the national guard has yet to clear out. Don't expect most Trump supporters who planned a trip for the event to even make it in time.
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 09:42 PM (786Ro)

That's some bullshit right there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 09:47 PM (uc1j5)

673 Special Guest on AF 1

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 09:47 PM (1Dmt5)

674 Gonna need a fresh thread for the rally, so as not to kill the hamsters.

Posted by: davidt at July 03, 2020 09:48 PM (l3+k2)

675 I have 100 bucks worth of fireworks to piss away tonight and tomorrow. It's actually not that much. A small box of little shit, a 12 round mortar box and a 30 round "finale."

-

We went to a store in SC where they had a suitcase sized item that said something like "two minute show" for $40 or 3 for $100. We didn't get it but I thought that was a great idea.

Posted by: The Invisible Man at July 03, 2020 09:48 PM (cb9MW)

676 no fireworks round here...sad..BLM decided to stay quiet....

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 09:48 PM (zr5Kq)

677 RSBN must be a shoestring operation- they can't even afford a light box for this live setup

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 09:48 PM (iTXRQ)

678 That's some bullshit right there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 09:47 PM (uc1j5)
********
They are NOT blocked & most of the people are in

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 03, 2020 09:48 PM (1Dmt5)

679 BLM now protesting outside the McCloskeys' house (the couple that pulled their weapons on the rioters several days ago while trying to protect their home). Law enforcement, predictably, aint doing shit about it.
Posted by: cnation

One of the things we all have to learn going forward....we will be pretty much on our own.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 03, 2020 09:49 PM (ZCiJZ)

680 We all know these "protestors" are being funded by the Biden Campaign, right?

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 09:49 PM (cL0lI)

681 The President of the Czech Republic said that "Black Lives Matter" is racist, all lives matter.


---------

Nice Sudetenland you got there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at July 03, 2020 09:49 PM (wPVhA)

682 669 Links. And it better not be trigglypuff.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:36 PM

In nic. No Trig, promise!
Posted by: Glitter


I deserved that.

Zombie, you need a sock change.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:49 PM (VcFUs)

683 Stupid rednecks firing off Balck Cats and saving M 60s and M80s for the Grand Finale. Plus shooting guns.


I love my people.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 09:49 PM (5bg3W)

684 The roads are still blocked because arrests take time and the national guard has yet to clear out. Don't expect most Trump supporters who planned a trip for the event to even make it in time.
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 09:42 PM (786Ro)

-----

Mission Accomplished.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


.^^^

This time.
Perhaps.
Bring that shit to my town.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2020 09:50 PM (axyOa)

685 677 RSBN must be a shoestring operation- they can't even afford a light box for this live setup
---
Definitely a shoestring operation. They have a few offices in Opelika, and that's it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 03, 2020 09:50 PM (sWM8x)

686 In fairness, those guys couldn't even figure out how wheels worked. They weren't going to do much with that mountain.
Posted by: The Invisible Man at July 03, 2020 09:43 PM (cb9MW)


By classic terms they were savages in that region.
Other north american native cultures were barbarians like the german tribes in about 1AD.
Some may have been civilized, however different. But getting hit with twenty world diseases but giving few back to the newcomers kind of makes things go downhill.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 03, 2020 09:50 PM (1g7ch)

687 First!

Posted by: AOC's areolas at July 03, 2020 09:50 PM (uwNeo)

688 One of the things we all have to learn going forward....we will be pretty much on our own.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 03, 2020 09:49 PM (ZCiJZ)
-------------

What's really worrisome is that it doesn't take that much of an arm to throw a molotov cocktail from the street onto a house.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 03, 2020 09:50 PM (WEBkv)

689 Definitely a shoestring operation. They have a few offices in Opelika, and that's it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 03, 2020 09:50 PM (sWM8x)

Good for them, though. It's always nice to see young conservatives.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 09:51 PM (uc1j5)

690 Posted by: AOC's areolas at July 03, 2020 09:50 PM (uwNeo)



I'm suddenly hungry for silver dollar pancakes.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 09:51 PM (yQpMk)

691 >>>BLM now protesting outside the McCloskeys' house...

The Cause needs martyrs.

Posted by: davidt at July 03, 2020 09:52 PM (l3+k2)

692 well RSBN newsgirl is cute but she seems to have put on juuust a few pounds since her bikini pic

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 09:52 PM (iTXRQ)

693 Funeral for a Friend music.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:53 PM (HaL55)

694 What's really worrisome is that it doesn't take that much of an arm to throw a molotov cocktail from the street onto a house.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

---

If you are trained up for sporting clays, I would see this as an opportunity for a bit more practice.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2020 09:53 PM (Rvt88)

695 Some may have been civilized, however different. But getting hit with twenty world diseases but giving few back to the newcomers kind of makes things go downhill.
Posted by: Burnt Toast

My understanding is the New World gave Europe Syphilis. So there's that.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 03, 2020 09:54 PM (nnf6G)

696 Posted by: AOC's areolas at July 03, 2020 09:50 PM (uwNeo)



I'm suddenly hungry for silver dollar pancakes.
Posted by: Grump928


^^^

Quick! Turn on the AC.
Now imagine pancakes with blueberries.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2020 09:54 PM (axyOa)

697
If you are trained up for sporting clays, I would see this as an opportunity for a bit more practice.
Posted by: Tonypete

Adds a risque element to that last shot...

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:54 PM (VcFUs)

698 well RSBN newsgirl is cute but she seems to have put on juuust a few pounds since her bikini pic

***************

A few extra pounds is what we call love smothery boom boom.

A few hundred, well that's something different.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:55 PM (+dsLj)

699 Yeah, so Joe Biden would like to introduce himself : "Biden appeared to suffer another mental malfunction on Friday when he referred to himself as "Joe Biden's husband. "Joe Biden: "I'm Joe Biden's Husband, Joe Biden".

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)

700 Where is Humungus when you need him!?

Posted by: Max at July 03, 2020 09:55 PM (2Q2wi)

701 Speaking of offensive terminology in IT, we'll have to dispense with "domain," because patriarchal ownership.

Posted by: fly gal at July 03, 2020 09:55 PM (6CtMt)

702 What a gawdawful selection of music.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at July 03, 2020 09:55 PM (UFgOG)

703 And I'm Rickey Henderson's husband, Rickey Henderson.

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at July 03, 2020 09:56 PM (cL0lI)

704 My understanding is the New World gave Europe Syphilis. So there's that.


Gonorrhea, though that's noting to clap about.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 09:56 PM (yQpMk)

705 My understanding is the New World gave Europe Syphilis. So there's that.

*****

I thought that was Madonna?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:56 PM (+dsLj)

706 pretty sure I hate this music

throw some rockabilly in there

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 09:56 PM (iTXRQ)

707 This staying up late is exhausting.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 09:56 PM (zr5Kq)

708 I thought that was Madonna?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 09:56 PM (+dsLj)
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She was the middle-man, so to speak.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 03, 2020 09:56 PM (WEBkv)

709 You have to admit those cameo outfits the sheriff guys "or what evcr they were" were pretty cool. Probably hardly ever used, South Dakota is usually pretty quiet. Some of the sheriff guys looked kind of discussed with who ever was giving the orders.

Posted by: Colin at July 03, 2020 09:56 PM (B+Lak)

710
This time.
Perhaps.
Bring that shit to my town.
---
And the cops will arrest you.
The DA will throw the book at you.
Your family will lose their jobs and face death threats

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 03, 2020 09:57 PM (Efi2P)

711 Gonorrhea, though that's noting to clap about.


Golf clap.


Makes your balls roll.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 09:57 PM (VcFUs)

712 Lenin had syphilis.

The commie disease.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 03, 2020 09:57 PM (Z+IKu)

713 It occurs to me that putting together private security companies will be a BOOMING business soon. If I was in a Hell's Angel or other outlaw biker gang I'd put it out there that we could show up in force REAL FAST for the right price.

Got an "Antifa" problem? I'd love to see how tough they are when a few dozen Mongols come roaring up.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 03, 2020 09:58 PM (+v+zN)

714 'What did you do in the war, daddy?'

'Played the tuba. 503rd Tuba Brigade- "The Fighting Tubas" ''

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 03, 2020 09:58 PM (iTXRQ)

715 My understanding is the New World gave Europe Syphilis. So there's that.


Gonorrhea, though that's noting to clap about.
Posted by: Grump928


***

Dang.
Could you imagine a Horde short arm inspection ?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2020 09:58 PM (axyOa)

716 In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at July 03, 2020 09:58 PM (CBrao)

717 The new band is a lot tighter than the previous one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:58 PM (HaL55)

718 My understanding is the New World gave Europe Syphilis. So there's that.

Don't forget, they also introduced tobacco.

Posted by: JayHawkfan63 at July 03, 2020 09:58 PM (CQtVS)

719 Opelika is a slum of auburn - all you need to know.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 03, 2020 09:59 PM (nFRLh)

720 Air Force band. Figures.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 03, 2020 09:59 PM (HaL55)

721 No it Syphilis went the other way. It was called the "French" disease in England.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 03, 2020 10:00 PM (+v+zN)

722 Independence Day Menu at OP Eromero. Cheeseburgers with every damn thing, hot dogs with mustard and relish, potato salad with Hellman's as GOD intended, Bush's (talking dog) baked beans, blueberry pie, and alcohol. Of course. We will read the Declaration, Constitution, Bill of Rights, and Amendments. And pray.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2020 10:00 PM (XhWtx)

723 ONT!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying a 4th of July Party With My Zooey Deschanel Blowup Doll, Which is Tomorrow at July 03, 2020 10:00 PM (+dsLj)

724 Capone had syphillis - pure capitalist

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 03, 2020 10:00 PM (nFRLh)

725 BLM now protesting outside the McCloskeys' house (the couple that pulled their weapons on the rioters several days ago while trying to protect their home).

-

The folks who could've legally shot the hell out of dozens of black people but didn't?

Yes, protest their decision. Way to go, dumbasses.

Posted by: The Invisible Man at July 03, 2020 10:00 PM (gfSW7)

726 Secret service taking positions around the AF band. Should be soon now

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 03, 2020 10:01 PM (VcFUs)

727 And the cops will arrest you.
The DA will throw the book at you.
Your family will lose their jobs and face death threats
Posted by: RoyalOil

***

A: assuming they're (Police) not on my side
B: Assuming they find the bodies
C: Assuming I lose.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2020 10:02 PM (axyOa)

728 Don't forget, they also introduced tobacco.
Posted by: JayHawkfan63 at July 03, 2020 09:58 PM (CQtVS)

Sugar. Rotted teeth faster and increased the deebeetees.

The trifecta.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 03, 2020 10:02 PM (Z+IKu)

729 Looks as if some members of the AF band might have actually played with John Philip Sousa.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at July 03, 2020 10:02 PM (UFgOG)

730 Beautiful maskless faces.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 10:02 PM (5bg3W)

731 Well...I don't know my STD's.

Who came out ahead in the Gono/Syph exchange program?

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 10:02 PM (XTyi0)

732 Crowds cheer as wreckers carry antifa vans through town

https://twitter.com/alexsalvinews/status
/1279216806796816384?s=20

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 10:06 PM (FjSXz)

733 The jets flying over Mt. Rushmore as the Trumps stood on stage with the National Anthem playing made me proud.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 03, 2020 10:17 PM (9IdCK)

734 >>>Looking at that list, I guess renaming the Redskins to anything having to do with raccoons if off the table.<<<

Tobacco Warriors! Suck My Filtered Butt!

Posted by: Fritz at July 03, 2020 10:18 PM (95j/9)

735 Crowds cheer as wreckers carry antifa vans through town

https://twitter.com/alexsalvinews/status
/1279216806796816384?s=20
Posted by: Braenyard
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I love a parade!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2020 10:18 PM (GBHAb)

736 Hubby and I had our pic taken at Mt. Rushmore when we went to visit his son in ND in 2016. Glad to have that pic. SD is my state of origin, and interestingly Cristi Noem resides at my family's home place which we vacated in 1978.

Posted by: kalneva at July 04, 2020 01:21 AM (qU1DE)

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