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Pre-4th of July Open Thread
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Daybreak at July 03, 2020 02:54 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 02:55 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 02:55 PM (1QQfO)
Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 02:56 PM (OCRKH)
We were across the pasture. Fireworks were so loud, they scared the in-laws dog and she threw up on the stairs. I felt so bad.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 02:57 PM (1QQfO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 02:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
https://mobile.twitter.com/LennyDykstra/
status/1279033082683838464
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 03, 2020 02:57 PM (xJ7lF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (85Gof)
2 gangs throwing fireworks at each other
Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (OCRKH)
Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 03, 2020 02:59 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: huerfano at July 03, 2020 02:59 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 03, 2020 02:59 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 03, 2020 02:59 PM (97lnL)
Posted by: Daybreak at July 03, 2020 02:59 PM (BRkq2)
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Battle flutes shoot curare-tipped darts.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 03:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2020 03:00 PM (O+I8R)
Pee pew pewing later this afternoon!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 02:55 PM (1QQfO)
I think maybe I will take my boys out this weekend for pew, pew after the Independence Day clean-up.
Posted by: Rachel Genteal at July 03, 2020 03:00 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2020 03:00 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:00 PM (KnJdm)
If you haven't already seen the brilliant fireworks display by Antifa, check out Andy Ngo's Twitter feed. There's a great clip of a guy being a little too close when there's an "Earth-shattering kaboom!"
Happy Independence Day Weekend (he said, from his office, which is closed but he's still working...).
Posted by: PabloD, cargo specialist for Aero Pinochet at July 03, 2020 03:00 PM (F1m5e)
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 03:00 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 03, 2020 02:59 PM (97lnL)
It's a pernicious document.
I can pretty well judge agreement/disagreement on politics by that thing.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 03, 2020 03:00 PM (xJ7lF)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 03, 2020 02:59 PM (Z+IKu)
I was just thinking about that.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Bosk at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (SWbVS)
Going to fire it up today. Have the meats marinating in the fridge... is there such a thing as marinating too long?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (hku12)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: JT at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (xJ7lF)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (O+I8R)
We're gonna sit here for an hour.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (Gd0fk)
Fourth of July was canceled because we'll all die of Flu Manchu but Juneteenth and BLM marches are a-okay
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (p7g1j)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 03, 2020 02:59 PM (97lnL)
One can look at it also as: I have spoken to MY Manager in Heaven, and so, fuck you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (786Ro)
Moar art, less salty incest.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (hku12)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Bought a new grill last weekend, and really enjoyed getting out and about, interacting with the townfolk.
Going to fire it up today. Have the meats marinating in the fridge... is there such a thing as marinating too long?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (hku12)
After curing and smoking bacon, the only thing I have seen is cut off the green parts and go.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: bluebell
I niver knew you were the cauliflower queen !
Posted by: JT at July 03, 2020 03:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: runner
I always miss the good threads !
Posted by: JT at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 03, 2020 02:59 PM (97lnL)
Nah, more like a very thorough (and perhaps a bit too harsh) Yelp review, that ended with "so we're gonna open our own restaurant, ya dickwads."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:05 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 03:05 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 03:05 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: JT at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (arJlL)
Your invite got lost.
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (EgshT)
This must be the version they send to people who are clergy or they've identified as Christian. It's not that I would mind meeting Mike Pence and I'm glad they'll pay for my flight and room and provide for a guest; I just don't want to have to give $35.00 dollars to do it.
I am glad, though, Mike Pence is prayerful person. The more prayers for the Administration the better.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (M7/zw)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (hku12)
https://www.seriouseats.com/2017/
06/3-steak-marinades-for-grilling.html
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (xJ7lF)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (Gd0fk)
And you left your Aristophanes at home. [shakes head]
Posted by: Daybreak at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: Morey Weiner at July 03, 2020 03:07 PM (XfhKA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:07 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:01 PM (hku12)
After curing and smoking bacon, the only thing I have seen is cut off the green parts and go.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (KnJdm)
It's been like two and a half days, I sure hope there aren't any green parts.
Well covered with foil.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2020 03:06 PM (TZi47)
Leaving?...who are you kidding ?
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:08 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM
(Gd0fk)
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Time to light some fireworks! It'll give a festive air to the traffic jam
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 03:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Of, FTR, I was "first" on that one.
But probably about 78 people were first, too.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 03:08 PM (El6T/)
Like 38 Special
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (786Ro)
Peak Allman Brothers and Butthole Surfers had two drummers.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 03, 2020 03:08 PM (xJ7lF)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020 03:08 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2020 03:08 PM (Ypqc1)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 03, 2020 03:08 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 03:08 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (gLRfa)
Well covered with foil.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
Bacon/ham cure time is on the order of ten days.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
We're gonna sit here for an hour.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (Gd0fk)
Kentucky is a maze of back roads, but you should be able to find a detour- if you can get to an exit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (EgshT)
Linda and I took a little drive down the river this morning and climbed up to the top of the levee (on foot; they don't want you driving on the levee). God, it was hot, and there really isn't much to see: river, sky, green stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (rpbg1)
So much of America has become a parody of itself, that I see little hope.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (El6T/)
Once upon a time the audition for US Army band drummer was the sgt. would hand you the drum sticks and if you knew how to hold them, you were in.
It's much tougher now.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (w7KSn)
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For what it is worth, most women in the Military, have NO desire what so ever to serve in a front line infantry combat unit.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2020 02:44 PM (85Gof)
They should be superior for breaching operations being smaller and less likely to be hit.
PVT Hawn!
Take this satchel charge, run through that machine gun fire, and
throw it into the pillbox!
Don't forget to pull the fricken charger chord you ditz!
Oh well...
PVT Grande!
Take this satchel charge...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (Ypqc1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (r+sAi)
Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy forced to take $1 million salary reduction after wearing OAN t-shirt while fishing with family.
You'll be made to bend that knee.
https://tinyurl.com/y97b5ga6
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 03, 2020 03:11 PM (YA914)
https://youtu.be/U1mlCPMYtPk
Fuck yeah.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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I just noticed that the hajis are literal towelheads.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2020 03:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 03:11 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2020 02:55 PM (1QQfO)
Going to see a friend later today. He's a former Marine.
I am going to wear my new Anatomy of a Pew shirt, I think.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Like 38 Special
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 03:04 PM (786Ro)
Peak Allman Brothers and Butthole Surfers had two drummers.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 03, 2020 03:08 PM (xJ7lF)
The Grateful Dead had two drummers in case one OD'd on stage
Posted by: kbdabear at July 03, 2020 03:11 PM (qAR6u)
Grandpa: Fuck off, sonny, I DO WHAT I WANT!
Bandage guy: War piccolo is the best piccolo!
Posted by: pookysgirl, artwork interpreter at July 03, 2020 03:12 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 03, 2020 03:12 PM (EgshT)
Well covered with foil.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
Bacon/ham cure time is on the order of ten days.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (KnJdm)
Well this is cowbeaf, so... main reason it's been in the fridge this long is because that's when I had time to get it done. Would have preferred to fire up the grill yesterday, but didn't get the prelim done in time.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:12 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2020 03:12 PM (L6ZYH)
Guys I have never donated to Trump, or any of the worthless GOP since I was a dumbass in kollij. Even then I did it discreetly. I have also never attended a Trump rally (though I'd like to).
I don't sign up for memberships to any websites besides for e-commerce, and certainly not for the faggy Conservative Media Ecosystem™ ones.
Yet somehow, Brad Parscale got me nailed down. Not an email either. His people and the GOP's hit me right on my cell phone by text message two or three times a day. Super annoying.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 03:12 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 03, 2020 03:12 PM (Z4rgH)
All you right wingers celebrating White Supremacy Day.
We should be more open, like China is as there government says they don't have dissidents, slavery, or anything like that.
Posted by: The NBA at July 03, 2020 03:12 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 03, 2020 02:59 PM
Badass musical instrument MOS spectrum:
Battle Bagpiper > Battle Drummer > Battle Flutist > Battle Kazooer > Battle Glockenspieler
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: InCali at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (XTyi0)
You'll be made to bend that knee.
https://tinyurl.com/y97b5ga6
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 03, 2020 03:11 PM (YA914)
What a disappointment.
I thought he was a man, at 40. I guess age added too much soy to his system.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (El6T/)
He found the guy again the next year. We still had some when I left for college.
For aerial blasts, we'd light them and smack them in the air with a tennis racquet.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (Gd0fk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2020
*
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I wish I lived in such a climate. On the other hand, the forecast is for occasionally heavy rain this afternoon, and the air outside is not *stifling*. Looks dark out of my window, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (rpbg1)
Me: Fuck You.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (r+sAi)
The same asshole who a few months ago said masks do more harm than good, since people are constantly touching them.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Nothing else to do. Not that I don;t like being here, just it would be nice if there was something,anything else to fill the long hours of a holiday weekend, alone, in the rain.
God, that sounds pathetic. I am okay. Really.Just put in a couple hours in my garden so I can now actually see the flowers.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 03, 2020 03:14 PM (+mn3h)
The big allure of college over NFL used to be who played for who. That's gone.
All of it can't die soon enough. Life will go on without a steady supply of strong safeties.
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 03, 2020 03:14 PM (d6PIl)
Posted by: BurtTC
Yes, especially if there's any acid in the marinade. It's death on poultry.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2020 03:14 PM (L6ZYH)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 03, 2020 03:14 PM (lgiXo)
The dear Mrs. spent 10 years in the Army including going to Desert Storm. She is the first to tell you that women have no place in combat arms units.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (alrWI)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Concerning last thread: my prediction is if Biden wins, about a week later a 'study' will come out proving HCQ and zinc effective and so we can drop all the virus restrictions. Bank on it.
Posted by: InCali at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (9AFWN)
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Yeah that's the implicit promise behind the "Second Wave" threats and the current unpleasantness... "Vote the right way, and this ends. The lockdowns end, the riots end. You know how to fix this."
It's psychological terrorism, plain and simple.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (TZi47)
"Star Spangled Banner"
youtube.com/watch?v=DHLlwiLebkc
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2020 03:12 PM (L6ZYH)p
The I Just Look illegal shirt is high fucking comedy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
What a disappointment.
I thought he was a man, at 40. I guess age added too much soy to his system.
My biggest disappointments this week were Jeannine Pirro and Mike Pence.
I expected more out of Jeannine. Pence ?
I was just waiting for his sanctimony to crack anyway.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (hZ9oQ)
No they don't ! They help keep the beat. For advance or retreat.
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (zr5Kq)
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Once upon a time the audition for US Army band drummer was the sgt. would hand you the drum sticks and if you knew how to hold them, you were in.
It's much tougher now.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (w7KSn)
He kinda looks like Biden.
No offense to any, but whenever I've seen those army band folk, they all seem to be E6 and above.
I mean, gosh, I'm sure you worked your way up and all, but... you're not really army. Not really.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)
Both still very much alive and still playing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 03:16 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2020 03:16 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 03, 2020 03:11 PM (YA914)
Hey but at least he apologized!!!!
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 03:16 PM (cL0lI)
Or were, back when there was such a thing as cultural activities.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 03, 2020 03:16 PM (w7KSn)
But nobody would get the joke.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:17 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 03, 2020 03:09 PM (qAR6u)
I wouldn't dare infect people at that. Or BLM protests.
Posted by: I'm Covid-19, and I'm down wit' da struggle at July 03, 2020 03:17 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 03, 2020 03:17 PM (d6DSt)
Speaking of bacon, I baked some for my breakfast today. 400 F. for 15
minutes is still either a little long or a little too hot; I'll fine
tune it. Still, you know, bacon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (rpbg1)
Depends on your elevation, as things don't start to crisp up until water has boiled off to a certain degree. Perhaps your oven temp is inaccurate. For me, 20 minutes for thick, and 15-17 for thin at 400F is the typical recipe.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:17 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2020 03:17 PM (M7/zw)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:17 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
I have GOT to get my husband one of those.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 03:17 PM (uc1j5)
Our square mile subdivision is having "an old fashioned neighborhood parade" organized by some moms whose kids were bummed about all the parade cancelations. Dad is going to zip tie a couple of american flags to the tractor and participate and I've seen a couple of teams driving around so it should be fun.
All my riding buddies are camping out at various trailheads but I thought I might travel next weekend (event canceled now) so I swapped to be 'on call' for work this weekend. Plus today we picked up hay from dad's old hunting buddy friend that puts up some hay for property tax relief. Its great hay for our minis as it is not very high calorie hay. I'm trying not to feel whiney about missing out on the camping plus riding fun. I did spend a couple of weekends riding and camping mid June so I'm hardly completely deprived.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 03, 2020 03:18 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2020 03:18 PM (PiwSw)
By "I think" I mean I saw them in '80 and I think I remember two drummers, but I'm 29 so...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 03, 2020 03:18 PM (gd9RK)
But thankfully we will never find that out. The race is over.
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 03:18 PM (cL0lI)
Do they have a newsletter?
Posted by: Sandra Flook
Maybe, ask Marky, Sharon, or Charice
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 03:18 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:02 PM (zr5Kq)?
art thread set the theme of the day
Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 03:18 PM (OCRKH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2020 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)
I suspect I will spend today watching guys on You Tube camping in the woods and cooking things. Very relaxing.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2020 03:16 PM (YynYJ)
Check out MegaWoodswalker's vids. RIP, good sir.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:18 PM (KnJdm)
Twit thread gone...
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 03, 2020 03:17 PM (d6DSt)
Hi Dr. Nick!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2020 03:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 03, 2020
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When I was at my mechanic's shop on Wednesday, I was pleased to see he had OANN playing on the small TV in the office/waiting room. The lady talking head was actually listing pointed questions that a mainstream reporter did NOT ask some politician.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:19 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM
* squints *
Yer one o' them 9mm/crossbow/Ginger/beans in chili/Crocs fellers, ain't 'cha?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2020 03:19 PM (DMUuz)
Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy forced to take $1 million salary reduction after wearing OAN t-shirt while fishing with family.
You'll be made to bend that knee.
https://tinyurl.com/y97b5ga6
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 03, 2020 03:11 PM (YA914)
"The changes were offered up by Mike Gundy, and I commend him for that. It was his idea to take a million-dollar pay cut," Oklahoma State Athletic Director Mike Holder said on Friday. "I think it really demonstrates his commitment to being a better coach.
A better coach by groveling for wearing a t-shirt. I hope this shit school gets a visit from SMOD
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 03:19 PM (p7g1j)
You can depend on SC for fireworks or "fireworkers'' as my son called them when he was little.
Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2020 03:19 PM (gLRfa)
The dear Mrs. spent 10 years in the Army including going to Desert Storm. She is the first to tell you that women have no place in combat arms units.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (alrWI)
Fellers who have done field training with teh ladies (which I never did, being infantry) will tell you the gals become MUCH easier to find in the bush (pun intended) after a few days.
Why?
The smell.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:19 PM (hku12)
I was just waiting for his sanctimony to crack anyway.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (hZ9oQ)
I still have the knife marks in my back.
Posted by: Indiana Religious Freedom Bill at July 03, 2020 03:20 PM (Ojki1)
Something on the main page of this site is causing Safari to reload repeatedly, until it gives up and says there's a problem. Quickly going to "comments" prevents this.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 03, 2020 03:20 PM (t5m5e)
minutes is still either a little long or a little too hot; I'll fine
tune it. Still, you know, bacon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:10 PM (rpbg1)
Depends on your elevation, as things don't start to crisp up until water has boiled off to a certain degree. Perhaps your oven temp is inaccurate. For me, 20 minutes for thick, and 15-17 for thin at 400F is the typical recipe.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020
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Flounder, I have no elevation; I am in Da Swamp. Yes, the oven temp may be off. I'll try 400 for 13 minutes next. I did flip the strips over halfway through; did that help, or hurt?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:21 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 03:21 PM (hNICT)
Fortunately, I don't get text messages because I don't put down my phone number.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2020 03:21 PM (M7/zw)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 03, 2020 03:22 PM (+mn3h)
I have GOT to get my husband one of those.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 03:17 PM (uc1j5)
I told my wife we HAD to get one for her Filipino cousin.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 03, 2020 03:22 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 03, 2020 03:22 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: BurtTC
Yes, especially if there's any acid in the marinade. It's death on poultry.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2020 03:14 PM (L6ZYH)
I'm generally not a fan of bird on the grill. I just don't think it adds anything to the experience. More trouble than it's worth.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:22 PM (hku12)
Fortunately, I don't get text messages because I don't put down my phone number.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2020 03:21 PM (M7/zw)
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Nor have I. I never signed up for this or anything else. They just somehow figured out I'm a Trump supporter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 03:22 PM (oJN+m)
He does doesn't he? We are blessed to have him.
Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2020 03:23 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 03, 2020 03:22 PM (r+sAi)
What's the other 5% for? The basket-weaving classes he teaches?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:23 PM (hku12)
LOL! That's awesome!
Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 03:23 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2020 03:23 PM (YynYJ)
A. Mrs. Pence
B. Snoop Dogg
C. Donald Trump
D. The Hamburglar
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 03:23 PM (cL0lI)
Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy forced to take $1 million salary reduction after wearing OAN t-shirt while fishing with family.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 03, 2020 03:11 PM (YA914)
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No, no, no! Not "forced." He volunteered --- to show how penitent he really is, to prove his sincerity!
Because, even in this pathetically UNfree country, we still have a bit of allowance given to itchy trial lawyers.
For now at least.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 03, 2020 03:24 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 03, 2020 03:24 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 03, 2020 03:24 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: JT at July 03, 2020 03:24 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 03, 2020 03:24 PM (d6DSt)
Look, I understand - people have fetishes, people are weak, they eat grits and like broccoli. Listen to Zappa. I get it. But I draw the line at bagpipes. Draw.the line.
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Neither have I and I get emails addressed to JackStraw.
That's a little disturbing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2020 03:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2020 03:25 PM (YynYJ)
The drummer with the white hair looks like he's not sure how he got there.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 03, 2020 03:24 PM (lgiXo)
Can't be Biden; he'd be over with the Brits.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 03, 2020 03:25 PM (pNxlR)
Gretna, near me, is waiting to see "how people behave" this holiday weekend. This wording, combined with the face that the mayor is female, tells me they will hop to comply with the parish order as soon as they can.
Crap.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:25 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: InCali at July 03, 2020 03:25 PM (9AFWN)
Burn Loot Murder Marxists riot for weeks and get Columbus Day changed to Juneteenth, their very own fake holiday which is celebrated openly across America.
#whoswinning
Way past 0drunk:30. Today is vodka.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 03, 2020 03:25 PM (hZ9oQ)
I get calls from the NRCC committee frequently when I'm on here. They must mine websites. Actually, I laugh because I switched my landline to an encouragement line so whenever anyone calls they get some Christian encouragement message. It has cut down on telemarketers., but that wasn't the reason I did it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2020 03:26 PM (M7/zw)
LOL! That's awesome!
Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 03:23 PM (dUJdY)
I received a set of 4 Trump 2020 / Fuck your feelings! highball glasses from a friend a few weeks ago.
I was very proud.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
169 I've been getting emails from Nancy Pelosi. It's on my gmail account so I figure they are responsible for it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2020 03:25 PM (YynYJ)
Still saving the world from corona virus, is she? She's a regular Jonas Salk!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 03, 2020 03:26 PM (pNxlR)
If only someone could have predicted this.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 03:27 PM (hNICT)
Neither have I and I get emails addressed to JackStraw.
That's a little disturbing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2020 03:25 PM (ZLI7S)
ACE SOLD US OUT!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:27 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, shit. The first website I went to said they are selling them to support DACA.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 03:27 PM (uc1j5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
It can help if your oven has un-even heat. I have to move strips from the ends of the pan to the middle and the middle pieces to the ends to get an even crisp.
Also, if they're burning without rendering the fat, it's because 400 is too high for the cut. Lower and longer will be a more even cook... usually.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2020 03:27 PM (L6ZYH)
True dat. But, I did meet her in my last unit. So, married my Army buddy. Don't ask, don't tell.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 03, 2020 03:28 PM (alrWI)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 03, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:28 PM (2DOZq)
No fireworks this year. All right, a warehouse fire insread.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 03, 2020 03:28 PM (t5m5e)
I am the contrarian on this film. It was better than a sharp stick in the eye, and the "one take" format was interesting, but I wouldn't watch it again.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 03:28 PM (hNICT)
2 gangs throwing fireworks at each other
Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (OCRKH)
Ha! Fireworks (Chinese), or Molotov Cocktails (Russian). The choices of the Left and Gangs.
Posted by: Flyover at July 03, 2020 03:28 PM (Rbu5d)
Well, shit. The first website I went to said they are selling them to support DACA.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2020 03:27 PM (uc1j5)
Disappointing.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2020 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: InCali at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (9AFWN)
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Yeah that's the implicit promise behind the "Second Wave" threats and the current unpleasantness... "Vote the right way, and this ends. The lockdowns end, the riots end. You know how to fix this."
It's psychological terrorism, plain and simple.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 03:15 PM (oJN+m)
Terrorism works.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 03, 2020 03:29 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2020
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Then maybe 375 for 15-16 minutes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:29 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 03, 2020 03:29 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2020 03:17 PM (M7/zw)
Super, you're going to do it, right?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 03:29 PM (FjSXz)
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I thought it was outstanding.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 03, 2020 03:29 PM (sWM8x)
https://tinyurl.com/yccldpcy
Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2020 03:29 PM (TZi47)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:27 PM (rpbg1)
Yes, a very good movie, you will enjoy it. And I'm pretty selective.
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 03:30 PM (cL0lI)
Happy Birthday this day to my son and his daughter (our granddaughter)!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 03, 2020 03:30 PM (pNxlR)
Yes, the oven temp may be off. I'll try 400 for 13 minutes next. I
did flip the strips over halfway through; did that help, or hurt?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:21 PM (rpbg1)
Never needed to except really thick pieces. I dump the entire contents, including all the added water, of the package onto the pan, because it contains any excess salt and sugar. If you are not, I would expect less time to cook. If you are flipping, I would expect more time, because you have cooled it down mid-cook.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at July 03, 2020 03:31 PM (dUJdY)
The chance of me actually being picked to meet Mike Pence are abut 5 million to one, but it probably would be fun if it happened. I could ask him about his church or if he goes to church while in DC..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2020 03:31 PM (M7/zw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 03:31 PM (NWiLs)
True dat. But, I did meet her in my last unit. So, married my Army buddy. Don't ask, don't tell.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 03, 2020 03:28 PM (alrWI)
Ha! You're a better man than I. I don't think I could do it.
Honey, I love you, but... I know what you REALLY smell like.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2020 03:32 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 03, 2020 03:28 PM (hNICT)
Can't argue taste. I liked it quite a bit.
Posted by: Political Mad Libs at July 03, 2020 03:32 PM (d6PIl)
Me too. Sports are extremely optional, and there is no reason to put up with being insulted and hated. I guess my entertainment now will be the news reports of their decline. Woke = Broke.
Posted by: Chris M at July 03, 2020 03:32 PM (6XZdO)
He does doesn't he? We are blessed to have him.
Posted by: Tuna
AMEN !
Posted by: JT at July 03, 2020 03:24 PM (arJlL)
I think that is the basic difference between a progressive and a conservative. It seems that progressives always look for the worst case scenario and the most malign motives in people. No matter how positive things seem to be going, they can alwasy find the dark side. There is never any good news.
Conservatives, on the other hand, look for the best in people and try and find the way to make things better. Cheer positive outcomes and have hope that tomorrow will be better. That human nature at its core is decent.That is why I love Trump. No matter how they go at him, he just keeps going, doing his job and trying to make things better.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 03, 2020 03:32 PM (+mn3h)
Fireworks can be purchased by crossing a state line. If you are in Illinois, cross into Indiana. If you are in Indiana, cross into Illinois.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 03, 2020 03:32 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 03:33 PM (hiy9D)
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 03:33 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (A5zUN)
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But he's doing it with gusto!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 03, 2020 03:33 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 03:33 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 03, 2020 02:58 PM (A5zUN)
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But he's doing it with gusto!
Posted by: No One of Consequence
The guy on the ground is like "Yayyyy we won....little help over here..."
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 03:34 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Archer at July 03, 2020 03:34 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:27 PM (rpbg1)
Yes, a very good movie, you will enjoy it. And I'm pretty selective.
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020
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Rare it is now that I enjoy a modern movie. The last flick I remember really liking in a theatre was the first Jurassic World with Chris Pratt ("Who's the alpha [raptor]?" "You're lookin' at him, kid") and Bryce Dallas Howard.
Before that it was the remake of Cactus Flower, Just Go With It. Of course almost any movie with Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston competing in a hula contest would be worth seeing once.
So many flicks today seem to have forgotten color. Everything is grayish, "grimy," as Ace put it, and dimly lit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:35 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 03, 2020 03:32 PM (+mn3h)
And you are from MA. I am always amazed at how in spite of surroundings and family even, there are sane people in such blue places. Were you always conservative minded ?
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Archer at July 03, 2020 03:34 PM (gmo/4)
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And we thank him for his service!
(Assuming he fought on our side...)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 03, 2020 03:36 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:36 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 03, 2020 03:36 PM (w7KSn)
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3 data points for your consideration:
1) The statistical analysis list serve that excommunicated someone-- not for bad analysis-- because the results made Democrats look bad
2) Social media blocks conservative content before anyone can see it-- including the left
3) NYT recently had an oped; the polls were wrong because Hillary was unpopular, but Biden won the nomination because he is popular (not that all dems dropped out before super Tuesday, which has never happened in a contested primary)
They don't know what they don't know and they don't want to know what they don't know ....
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 03, 2020 03:36 PM (eC8IF)
She's good lass though. She does call a field bath by proper name and when agitated, uses fuck like a comma. She understood that the military's mission is to kill people and break things and takes rough men to do it.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 03, 2020 03:37 PM (alrWI)
And on this matter of the Black National Anthem at NFL games, and soon to be everywhere- watch for the first guy to kneel get mobbed and killed because rayciss. Everyone will be made to STAND.
On a side note, when i was a a high schooler back in '94 we had some early version of woke SJWs proclaim that we needed to sing that as well. So the administration did, because, woke! Most of us as kids had no idea what in the hell it meant or what it was about and didn't care.
Posted by: Ballz und Sheft at July 03, 2020 03:37 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: Archer at July 03, 2020 03:37 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2020 03:38 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2020 03:39 PM (n/x6m)
Battle Bagpiper > Battle Drummer > Battle Flutist > Battle Kazooer > Battle Glockenspieler
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2020 03:13 PM (DMUuz)
It's a piccolo, and they're really difficult to play, especially wounded and marching.
Piccolo instead of flute, b/c piccolo's extremely high pitch can be heard over musket fire.
Posted by: Flyover at July 03, 2020 03:39 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2020 03:39 PM (axyOa)
https://tinyurl.com/ycezj62p
I think someone metioned wanting to see this this morning
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 03:39 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2020 03:38 PM (axyOa)
In pretty sure my shits all retarded.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 03:40 PM (hiy9D)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 03:33 PM (hiy9D)
You are getting her huge tracts of land?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:40 PM (KnJdm)
The 4th of July is when Americans celebrate our independence and remember the core tenets of our republic:
- Dedication to the truths that that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. - That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed;
- Forming a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity;
- Re-dedicating ourselves to the proposition that ALL men are created equal;
- Continuing to work on being the one place on earth where people will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I sincerely hope that nobody thinks we have achieved all of this. Indeed, it probably isn't humanly possible to fully achieve all of this. That is why we must remember and re-dedicate ourselves to what we as one nation, united, strive to achieve, what we all strive to be. It is the vision of us at our best.
It is the reason why so many other people around the world look to us with hope. This weekend, we should contemplate these words, from one hundred and fifty eight years ago:
"Fellow-citizens, we cannot escape history. We of this Congress and this administration, will be remembered in spite of ourselves. No personal significance, or insignificance, can spare one or another of us. The fiery trial through which we pass, will light us down, in honor or dishonor, to the latest generation. We say we are for the Union. The world will not forget that we say this. We know how to save the Union. The world knows we do know how to save it. We - even we here - hold the power, and bear the responsibility. In giving freedom to the slave, we assure freedom to the free - honorable alike in what we give, and what we preserve. We shall nobly save, or meanly lose, the last best hope of earth."
July 4th, Independence Day, is the day we do - or at least we SHOULD - remember all of this, re-dedicate ourselves to the never-ending work of striving towards all of this, celebrate what we have achieved, contemplate what we have left to do.
Then go off, eat BBQ (if you want to), drink beer (if you want to), and shoot off fireworks (if you want to).
Be well, stay safe, stay free, Morons and 'Ettes!
Posted by: filbert at July 03, 2020 03:40 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: DaveA at July 03, 2020 03:41 PM (FhXTo)
You know. The one with the black man.
Posted by: The Invisible Man at July 03, 2020 03:41 PM (jYrdS)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:41 PM (2DOZq)
"Star Spangled Banner"
youtube.com/watch?v=DHLlwiLebkc
Posted by: weft cut-loop
that's amazing
Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 03:41 PM (OCRKH)
Fuck them
Don't ask me how I know all this.
I'll get fired.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 03, 2020 03:41 PM (gtdYu)
On a side note, when i was a a high schooler back in '94 we had some early version of woke SJWs proclaim that we needed to sing that as well. So the administration did, because, woke! Most of us as kids had no idea what in the hell it meant or what it was about and didn't care.
Posted by: Ballz und Sheft at July 03, 2020 03:37 PM (xyImL)
I was in training in '11 when our subgroup was asked to lead the entire assembly in singing the state song of Pennsylvania. We had the words; none of us knew the music. So we passed it back to our leaders by saying, "And now the staff will lead us in singing the PA state song."
They didn't know it, either, FTW!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 03, 2020 03:41 PM (pNxlR)
I saw there's a Trump 2020 car too. So how will the pathetic NASCAR management react? I assume they will be banned from racing.
Posted by: Chris M at July 03, 2020 03:41 PM (6XZdO)
You are getting her huge tracts of land?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:40 PM (KnJdm)
Enough to shoot on...how much is that?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 03:42 PM (hiy9D)
You are getting her huge tracts of land?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:40 PM (KnJdm)
Enough to shoot on...how much is that?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 03:42 PM (hiy9D)
I guess we're not doing phrasing anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 03, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 03, 2020 03:43 PM (+mn3h)
In pretty sure my shits all retarded.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 03:40 PM (hiy9D)
Unscannable!
Posted by: Doctor from Idiocracy at July 03, 2020 03:43 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 03:43 PM (OCRKH)
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 03:43 PM (XTyi0)
Haven't heard how they are feeling other then the loss of taste/smell. They're young and he's healthy. Don't know about her. Have never met her. Waiting for an update.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2020 03:44 PM (JVgnl)
231 We will invade New Jersey across a frozen river on Christmas Eve to kill you in your sleep.
Posted by: DaveA at July 03, 2020 03:41 PM (FhXTo)
Christmas Day.
Washington's plan relied on the Hessians being stupefied by their Christmas Day revelries. The Battle of Trenton occurred on December 26, 1776.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 03, 2020 03:44 PM (pNxlR)
Submission Macht Frei
Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2020 03:39 PM (n/x6m)
Slavery is Freedom.
Pure 1984 newspeak
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: The Invisible Man at July 03, 2020 03:44 PM (jYrdS)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 03, 2020 03:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:41 PM (2DOZq)
Whole body is a weapon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 03:45 PM (E3jXy)
I'm becoming more and more convinced that perhaps the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2020 03:38 PM (axyOa)
This made me laugh.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 03, 2020 03:45 PM (+mn3h)
You are getting her huge tracts of land?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:40 PM (KnJdm)
Enough to shoot on...how much is that?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2020 03:42 PM (hiy9D)
More than two furlongs.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:45 PM (KnJdm)
That's interesting. Lefties are bullies.
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: klaftern at July 03, 2020 03:46 PM (RuIsu)
OTOH, though I miss her very much, our Sheltie mix dog is no longer around to be scared witless by every single Black Cat. I won't have to sit up with her until three in the morning.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at July 03, 2020 03:46 PM (P0lHU)
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 03:33 PM (XTyi0)
Course of Empire had two drummers.
https://youtu.be/lZVPYSSLJhY
I might've been at that show.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 03, 2020 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
You can depend on SC for fireworks or "fireworkers'' as my son called them when he was little.
Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2020 03:19 PM (gLRfa)
The South of the Border best seller!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 03, 2020 03:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 03:33 PM (XTyi0)
Is that code for boy toys?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:48 PM (2DOZq)
READ THIS, how Covid-19 is really spread.
i should repost this, be nice sidebar maybe
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 03:48 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 03:49 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: vmom 2020 waving Stars & Stripes at July 03, 2020 03:49 PM (OCRKH)
Barry Manilow had two drummers.
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 03:33 PM (XTyi0)
Is that code for boy toys?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:48 PM (2DOZq)
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It was in case one died on stage from a cheese overdose.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2020 03:49 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: Chris M at July 03, 2020 03:51 PM (6XZdO)
Washington Crossing the Delaware is an 1851 oil-on-canvas painting by the German-American artist Emanuel Leutze.
I knew it was Emanuel something or another, so I looked it up.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 03, 2020 03:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 03, 2020 03:52 PM (M/9m0)
the SLPD told them to pound sand and no private security firm will take the job.
these poor people need some help. and I guess they don't know any bikers.... :-(
Posted by: Just Got Here at July 03, 2020 03:52 PM (+AmeN)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2020 03:46 PM (zr5Kq)
They also have no sense of humor. Everything is deadly serious. If a joke has any un pc element, better not tell it in front of a progressive.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 03, 2020 03:52 PM (+mn3h)
Don't know what I'll do with the old ones. The OEM carpet floor mats I'll probably keep to sell with the car someday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:53 PM (rpbg1)
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Thank goodness we switched to those environmentally friendly air dryer blowers that will throw bathroom germs and fecal matter everywhere.
Wash your hands often, citizens!
Posted by: The Invisible Man at July 03, 2020 03:53 PM (jYrdS)
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 03:54 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at July 03, 2020
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Unless a firework were to go off right at the door, I doubt my cats would be disturbed in the least. They assume their manservant (me) will handle all such disruptions.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:54 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 03:55 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Just Got Here at July 03, 2020 03:52 PM (+AmeN)
Nice hash.
Do they not have neighbors?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:55 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Max Power at July 03, 2020 03:55 PM (ncCap)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Feuerwerker
Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2020 03:56 PM (TZi47)
262 "Barry Manilow had two drummers."
I don't remember them even using drums.
Posted by: Chris M at July 03, 2020 03:51 PM (6XZdO)
"Mandy" was a rocker.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2020 03:56 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 03:57 PM (KnJdm)
They also have no sense of humor. Everything is deadly serious. If a joke has any un pc element, better not tell it in front of a progressive.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 03, 2020 03:52 PM (+mn3h)
Three Karens walk into a bar....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2020 03:58 PM (PiwSw)
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It was part of a series. There's another of Washington at the Battle of Monmouth, and also a really beautiful one that doesn't seem to get much showing of Braddock's Defeat on the Monongahela in the French and Indian War. (Washington was his Aid-de-Camp.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 03, 2020 03:58 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 03:59 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2020 04:00 PM (XTyi0)
So this will be made out of a Handy-Wipe, a piece of string, and maybe a hair-band for elastic. Like a bandanna, but much thinner.
Posted by: empire 1 at July 03, 2020 04:01 PM (t7s93)
willing to help the McCloskey couple when the mob comes back to burn
down their house this weekend?
the SLPD told them to pound sand and no private security firm will take the job.
these poor people need some help. and I guess they don't know any bikers.... :-(
Posted by: Just Got Here at July 03, 2020 03:52 PM (+AmeN)
Declare their house a national monument and have Trump send in the troops.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2020 04:01 PM (E3jXy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 04:02 PM (rpbg1)
I remember seeing stuff about this back in Mar. Then it went away.
Also the diarhhea thing.
I gotta take wipes with me to the store. Tell 'em I'm gonna wipe my face.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 03, 2020 04:02 PM (drFO9)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 03, 2020 04:02 PM (icI8A)
READ THIS, how Covid-19 is really spread.
i should repost this, be nice sidebar maybe
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2020 03:48 PM (6f16T)
Old news.
no rimming or tossed salads
Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 04:02 PM (FjSXz)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at July 03, 2020 04:02 PM (yYR6N)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2020 03:58 PM (PiwSw)
First Karen: What do you mean walk? Are you suggesting that we are fat?
Second Karen: And do you think we don't have husband or boyfriends who would go with us?
Third Karen: And what is with suggesting that we don't have anything better to do than drink?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 04:03 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 03, 2020 04:04 PM (+mn3h)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 04:04 PM (FjSXz)
233 It's a fife.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2020 03:41 PM (2DOZq)
Yes, you are right.
I am corrected.
Posted by: Flyover at July 03, 2020 04:04 PM (Rbu5d)
these folks obviously were liberals before all this ... I imagine they are leaning to the right, when they are not in a cold panic.
Posted by: Just Got Here at July 03, 2020 04:05 PM (+AmeN)
One of the more infamous players in baseball history, Jose Canseco had fielding woes that went way beyond when he misplayed a foul ball in 1993 that bounced off his head for a home run.
I laughed as I just read this. Whatever happened to our Jose, poet laureate?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 03, 2020 04:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2020 04:06 PM (FjSXz)
these folks obviously were liberals before all this ... I imagine they are leaning to the right, when they are not in a cold panic.
Posted by: Just Got Here at July 03, 2020 04:05 PM (+AmeN)
If they are true liberals, they will bend the knee and come out with a saccarhin heavy apology, make a donatin, and promise to love Big Brother.
Posted by: Ballz und Sheft at July 03, 2020 04:06 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2020 03:35 PM (rpbg1)
It's nihilism from the people who promised us "hope" but only seem to ever deliver misery.
The thing I am really hating now about modern movies is they (in general) they don't show off beauty anymore. Especially female beauty. I mean even if a movie sucked they used to at least give you something to appreciate. Not anymore.
Far from being glamorized, the women now seem to all be uglied up on purpose. Girl power? For all anyone wants to say about Tarantino, he knows how to shoot a lady. It's all a bit much with the armpit hair and the feet of course but see his treatment of hippie Margaret Qualley in OUATIH. The rear shot of her leaning in to Brad Pitt's automobile is pure cinematic feminine unafraid *chef kiss*.
It's amazing how, after sleazing in our face for years, the creepy commies suddenly want to get all prudish and unisex.
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 04:06 PM (cL0lI)
Posted by: civil truth at July 03, 2020 04:07 PM (ymrPC)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2020 03:58 PM (PiwSw)
One turns to the others and says "I *told* you this was a bar". Then they turn around and leave.
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2020 04:08 PM (cL0lI)
Fuckin Orwell was a sage, man.
And communists, marxists and fascists don't change.
BTW- for the good of the Horde-
there is a video on Youtube (it hasn't been suppressed yet) called "The American System of Government." It contrasts the differences between demoracy, a republic, anarchy, monarchy and oligarchy. It is very well done.
I made my young son watch it to remind him that we don't live in a democracy.
Definitely check it out.
Posted by: Ballz und Sheft at July 03, 2020 04:09 PM (xyImL)
She worked for the US Army in a mess hall staff during the Korean war and got her green card and immigration status that way.
She and her family lost everything a number of times, and she never lacked in energy or bustle to get things done. She had a quiet voice, and a calm demeanor, but never was not doing something. Her house and yards were always beautiful. Pictures of her as a young woman have her as an elegant, and lovely woman.
She raised three kids, who are successful, has grandkids, went to church regularly at the Korean church, and her daughter moved down to live with her after her husband died a couple of years ago.
She passed in her sleep today.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2020 04:15 PM (WyVLE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5CpE9iKdkQ
Posted by: fly gal at July 03, 2020 04:17 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2020 04:15 PM (WyVLE)
RIP. Sorry for your loss.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2020 04:25 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Hands at July 03, 2020 04:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: fly gal at July 03, 2020 04:34 PM (6CtMt)
Ha! Idiot colonials! Its a Saturday tomorrow so we're off anyway - that's if we're allowed back to work and not on furlough.
And, around here at least, the pubs are open again!!
Do I'll have a pint on your behalf and toast George Washington - mistaken and hasty as he might have been - because in some places over there, you soon might not be allowed to .
Just think if George W and his lads had a bit more sense you'd all be Canadian now. (Joke)
Happy 4th of July!!!
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at July 03, 2020 04:38 PM (RKmOI)
George Washington Carver Crossing the Delaware, by Robert Colescott
https://tinyurl.com/yazjol8s
How's that for cultural appropriation?
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at July 03, 2020 05:28 PM (EMi53)
You know who calls it The Fourth of July? The British.
Day-before-month is how they designate dates in Europe. We broke away from their traditions on so many other things (for example, we drink coffee because the British drink tea); why do we let them dictate what we call such an important day? And it's the only day of the year we use the European model for. We don't refer to Pearl Harbor Day as The Seventh of December, for example.
July 4th is Independence Day.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 03, 2020 06:15 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: raimondo at July 03, 2020 06:22 PM (S2AJl)
Anthony Johnson (no relation to Sammy) came to Virginia as an indentured servant from Africa, earned his freedom, and then got an indentured servant of his own (John Casor, another African). Johnson later sued for the "right" to keep Casor as a permanent slave, making the multicultural argument that that's how they do things in Africa, and we just needed to respect his people's traditions.
The British Crown Court ruled in Johnson's favor, and John Casor became the first true slave in the American Colonies in the year 1654.
If not for that lawsuit, indentured servitude would've remained the norm.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 03, 2020 06:35 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 03, 2020 07:09 PM (FLiOE)
Might explain why your suicide rate is so high.
If I lived in your toilet/country I'd end it all too.
Posted by: jorge washington at July 05, 2020 07:41 PM (iEwPk)
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