Patterson, NJ City Council Members Charged In Fraudulent Voting Scheme, In Which <i>Twenty Percent</i> of All Ballots Cast Were Fake

Patterson, NJ City Council Members Charged In Fraudulent Voting Scheme, In Which Twenty Percent of All Ballots Cast Were Fake

There is no such thing as voting fraud. And certainly not mail-in voting fraud, which is what happened here.

New Jersey Attorney General Gurbir Grewal filed voter fraud charges Thursday against two Paterson city officials who allegedly engaged in a mail-in ballot scheme in connection to a special election in May.
Grewal levelled the charges against Paterson City Councilman Michael Jackson, Councilman-Elect Alex Mendez, and two other men after the Postal Inspection Service warned Grewal’s office that hundreds of mail-in ballots were found in a Paterson mailbox, InsiderNJ reported Thursday.
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Only 13,557 of the 16,747 vote-by-mail ballots in Paterson were counted, a local NBC affiliate in New York reported in May. More than 800 ballots in Paterson were invalidated for appearing in mailboxes tethered together. One mailbox reportedly had hundreds of ballots tied together.
The board of elections disqualified another 2,300 ballots after concluding that the signatures did not match voting records.

The ballots had been stolen from their intended recipients, and filled out by party hacks.

One Paterson woman named Romana Javier, after NBC showed her a list of people who allegedly voted on her block, told the channel that she never received a ballot and did not vote. "We did not receive vote-by-mail ballots and thus we did not vote," she said. "This is corruption. This is fraud."

Below, a sheriff in Texas alleges that a US Postal worker deliberately threw his campaign mailers in the garbage.

And he says he's got the video showing the crime in progress.

A US Postal worker was just caught on video throwing a stack of my campaign mailers in a dumpster. Some patriots nearby heard a noise when she tossed them in & went to investigate. They found a stack of them and called me. No wonder people are skeptical of mail in voting. pic.twitter.com/I28SBydg2N
— Sheriff Troy Nehls (@SheriffTNehls) June 26, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 01:05 PM

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1 Vote fraud is a myth, I tell you.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 29, 2020 01:06 PM (YYpqf)

2

But I was told that I have a greater chance of being struck by lightning than there is of fraudulent voting happening!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2020 01:07 PM (aKsyK)

3 This is how Trump will cheat to win.

VOTER ID NOW!

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 29, 2020 01:07 PM (WzgyJ)

4 Voter fraud? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM (+dsLj)

5 The Conservative Case for Giving the Democrats a 20% Head Start in All Elections

Posted by: French Davidian at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM (FtO5h)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

7 Michael Jackson is vote walking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM (aKsyK)

8 I have it on very good authority that voter fraud is not a problem and anyone who claims otherwise is an inveterate, vote-suppressing racist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM (hYcqw)

9 this is unppossible...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM (8D42x)

10 Willowed, because, of course.

Fauci running his mouth again.

Doubts effectiveness of vaccine in US due to anti-vaxxers.

How about the fact it may cause more har than good because it's rushed and untested?

Unlikely to reach herd immunity if too many refuse vaccine

That's not how this herd immunity is going to work.

Bottom of Bing's homepage on the news banner.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM (rvtDF)

11 Let's not get upset about a little voter fraud, after all, no system is perfect!

/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (eTZoJ)

12 Interesting that people are actually getting prosecuting for vote fraud in the months leading up to a presidential eleciton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

13 They just did it wrong.

They got caught.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (8B6Ng)

14 C'mon man, it's PATERSON, one "T", founded by Alexander Hamilton and my hometown!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (CqE5x)

15 There is no vote fraud when democrats are involved. Now, write this 500 times, or Fascistbook will ban you.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (kA3Cp)

16 Top 20%!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (DMUuz)

17 How could anyone trust USPS w/anything important?

Posted by: BignJames at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (X/Pw5)

18 This is how Trump will cheat to win.

VOTER ID NOW!
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Seconded!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (rvtDF)

19 One thing about 2016 is that the Dems were so overconfident that they didn't cheat nearly as much as they could have. That will probably change this year.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (LZ7Gl)

20 Purple thumbs.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (+MpRO)

21 One indication the Dems are still uncertain about November is their all-out attempts to make voter fraud easier.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (puu6v)

22 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (LvTSG)
*********
Nah Bill Barr is in the tank with the Deep State

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (biktv)

23 Makes you wonder why are the left so keen on voter fraud even in districts where it should be super safe blue?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (+dsLj)

24 One of these days these communists are going to push the wrong button too hard.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (gmxXe)

25 so, there's now multiple instances of mail in fraud happening.

time to outlaw democrats?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (8D42x)

26 One thing about 2016 is that the Dems were so overconfident that they didn't cheat nearly as much as they could have. That will probably change this year.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (LZ7Gl)
++++++++++++
Yup. They took their eye off the ball. The fraud machine was not running at top capacity or in all locales. That will not be true this time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (hYcqw)

27 I remember a Cracked post about a decade ago that was purported to prove that vote fraud never happened. The logic was the the penalties were too high and the benefits too small to be in proportion for a logical person to pursue it.

That was the best the person writing had to offer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

28 And we got license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns
Checks to politicians from real estate firms
Money, bills and cancelled checks
Pretty funny pictures of your kids

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (vuisn)

29 "Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (LZ7Gl)"

The all-out push for voting by mail indicates they are not so sanguine about '20.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (puu6v)

30 If you can dodge a wrench,

You can go vote.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (3D/fK)

31 22 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (LvTSG)
*********
Nah Bill Barr is in the tank with the Deep State
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (biktv)

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To be fair, this New Jersey thing seems to be a state level affair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

32 How could anyone trust USPS w/anything important?
Posted by: BignJames

They can't deliver two pair of underwear from Duluth Trading when UPS gives it to my Post Office.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (rvtDF)

33 I recently worked in a building in NYC where the BOE was housed, they had a separate secured loading dock, where they would drop off voting machines, ballots and other assorted voting related paraphernalia.

It always looked like shady shit was happening on that side of the building.

Probably is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (NJNke)

34 Hey, if a Cob or the boss is around, the Lefties are doing their usual thing of putting hateful racist bullshit at the end of the willowed thread.

The last post needs a final-comment cleanup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (hYcqw)

35 Fauci running his mouth again.

********

Can somebody smother this little man fuckbag with an N95 mask already?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (+dsLj)

36 23 Makes you wonder why are the left so keen on voter fraud even in districts where it should be super safe blue?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (+dsLj)

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Like in Philly?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

37 I read it here, wish I could take credit, and 100% believe it -

- everything we're seeing, covid, blm, whatever happens next, is geared to justify mail in voting to rig 2020 totals.

The man was right. Who counts the votes is all that matters.

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (2E/Tt)

38 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

39 18 This is how Trump will cheat to win.

VOTER ID NOW!
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Seconded!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (rvtDF)

Right
Voter ID is the only way to stop Trump from cheating.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (gmxXe)

40 26 One thing about 2016 is that the Dems were so overconfident that they didn't cheat nearly as much as they could have. That will probably change this year.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (LZ7Gl)
++++++++++++
Yup. They took their eye off the ball. The fraud machine was not running at top capacity or in all locales. That will not be true this time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (hYcqw)

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I don't believe this for a second, especially when considering the stuff that was coming out of Michigan based on the Jill Stein recount.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

41 That's Jersey for ya

Posted by: CN at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (ONvIw)

42 I remember a Cracked post about a decade ago that was purported to prove that vote fraud never happened. The logic was the the penalties were too high and the benefits too small to be in proportion for a logical person to pursue it.

That was the best the person writing had to offer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

i always love the "it's not a problem / doesn't happen" then you show them some and it's "well, it's just one person, not enough to matter" etc...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (8D42x)

43 "To be fair, this New Jersey thing seems to be a state level affair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (LvTSG)"

There is no apparent federal jurisdiction.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (puu6v)

44 But that won't happen in the general election in November, you guys.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Your Vote should be stapled to you Tax Remittance.

Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (vYLD7)

46 Willowed

I agree that twitter skews things, but I honestly don't think there are as many decent, honorable, civic-minded adults now as there were in the late '70's.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2020 01:06 PM (CqE5x)

You might be right, I can't argue otherwise. We'll get a better read in November assuming the polls are open and none of this mail voting shit happens.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (y7DUB)

47 This weekend, the USA-Today owned fishwrap of a local paper had a long column where the mayor of Paterson, Andre Sayegh was all upset that this news would HELP Trump.
He said, and I quote, " I don't want my city mentioned in a TWEET by TRUMP!"

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (CqE5x)

48 I say that Biden's the one. My vote is not for Trump. EEE-HEE!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (FtO5h)

49 ne thing about 2016 is that the Dems were so overconfident that they didn't cheat nearly as much as they could have. That will probably change this year.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (LZ7Gl)
++++++++++++
Yup. They took their eye off the ball. The fraud machine was not running at top capacity or in all locales. That will not be true this time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (hYcqw)
*******
Yes they did Phillthy had precincts getting 100% voting. only reason Trump won Pa. is because a bunch of people who never voted before came out to vote in droves

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (biktv)

50 Now I understand why I never get a response to any of my many many letters to Zooey Deschanel.

THOSE FUCKING USPS LEFTIST POSTAL WORKERS

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (+dsLj)

51 And WA state conveniently just required you to annotate your party preference on the outside of your "secret" mail-in ballot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (KnJdm)

52 That's not how this herd immunity is going to work.
Bottom of Bing's homepage on the news banner.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM (rvtDF)

If only the kulaks would trust their betters, we would not be having this sort of division in our country!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (eTZoJ)

53 43 "To be fair, this New Jersey thing seems to be a state level affair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (LvTSG)"

There is no apparent federal jurisdiction.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (puu6v)

===========

The judge who got arrested in Philly a couple of months ago for ballot box stuffing was because of federal charges.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

54 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (arJlL)

55 This is how Trump will cheat to win.
VOTER ID NOW!
Posted by: Moron Robbie
_________________________________
Seconded!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (rvtDF)

If only we could convince the left of this. We'd have voter ID laws nearly as strict as buying a smart phone.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (8B6Ng)

56 #LocalNewsStory

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (l4C/z)

57 clean up 53

Posted by: CN at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (ONvIw)

58 Ace is using his time machine again. He gets around.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (K1XP9)

59 Yes they did Phillthy had precincts getting 100% voting. only reason Trump won Pa. is because a bunch of people who never voted before came out to vote in droves
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (biktv)
+++++++++++++
I didn't say there was none. They also came hard in Wayne County, MI and Miami-Dade. But they didn't ramp up fraud everywhere at all costs because they thought Hill-dog was safe. They won't make the mistake again. It's going to be full-tilt and damn near universal this year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (hYcqw)

60 8 I have it on very good authority that voter fraud is not a problem and anyone who claims otherwise is an inveterate, vote-suppressing racist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM (hYcqw)

That would be me.

Yours in inveterate, vote-suppressing racism,

Jay

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (YqDXo)

61 If you have mail in ballots, do not advertise your political leaning in any way your mailman can observe

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (9HLIJ)

62 This is how Trump will cheat to win.
VOTER ID NOW!
Posted by: Moron Robbie
_________________________________
Seconded!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (rvtDF)

If only we could convince the left of this. We'd have voter ID laws nearly as strict as buying a smart phone.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Buying a gun legally.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (rvtDF)

63 If Grewal filed these charges it must have been unbelievably obvious and out in the open. He is a party hack and would bury it if he could.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (dLLD6)

64 58 clean up 53
Posted by: CN at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (ONvIw)

=========

When it gets cleaned up, people are going to wonder what your problem with me is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

65 More than 800 ballots in Paterson were invalidated for appearing in mailboxes tethered together.

I hope all the voting fraudsters are as smart as Michael Jackson and Tito.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (guGkK)

66 Excuse me, Ace; but there's only one t in Paterson.

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (arJlL)

67 Shocka!!

Most states - particularly Democrat run states - do not regularly clear their voter rolls as required. And when they do, such as in Georgia in 2018, the Left, such as partisan hack Stacey Abrams, scream about imaginary/dead/moved away/felon voters being "disenfranchised."

Now, consider that they will be using those crappy voter rolls to send mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (bDqIh)

68 Doubts effectiveness of vaccine in US due to anti-vaxxers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM (rvtDF)

I know that a common argument among magic arguments is that it doesn't work without a certain amount of belief. Maybe the modern vaccine schedule is similar!

Posted by: trev006 at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (1YCda)

69 And WA state conveniently just required you to annotate your party preference on the outside of your "secret" mail-in ballot.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (KnJdm)

To be fair, comrade, all votes are equal, but some votes are more equal than others!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (eTZoJ)

70 No mail in ballots.

If you don't care enough to show up, in person, with your driver's license, you don't deserve to have your vote counted.

I MIGHT be persuadable for those too sick or crippled to make it in, but that's where I start from.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (l4C/z)

71 This troll is too obvious.

You gotta' be more subtle, man. This ain't stormfront.

Is there a process to formally request a better troll ?

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (2E/Tt)

72 27 I remember a Cracked post about a decade ago that was purported to prove that vote fraud never happened. The logic was the the penalties were too high and the benefits too small to be in proportion for a logical person to pursue it.

That was the best the person writing had to offer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

By that logic passing bad checks doesn't exist.

Wonder if any of the Cracked checks bounced at the end.

Posted by: Bete at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (Ojki1)

73 Makes you wonder why are the left so keen on voter fraud even in districts where it should be super safe blue?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM

For practice. Remember when Jill Stein filed for a recount in Michigan primaries? Court ruled it would cost taxpayers too much when the recounted ballots did show Hillary with a clear lead. However, it also uncovered the fact that Hillary's votes were doubled in Wayne County, due to human error. Yeah, I always count by twos....

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (/+bwe)

74 If you have mail in ballots, do not advertise your political leaning in any way your mailman can observe

********

Well shit. I get a lot of letters from the Trump campaign. Like, a LOT.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (+dsLj)

75 Clean up on 53.

Posted by: MJ at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (gAMkn)

76 58
clean up 53

Posted by: CN at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (ONvIw)

Seconded.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (KnJdm)

77 cleanup isle 53

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (8D42x)

78 They can't deliver two pair of underwear from Duluth Trading when UPS gives it to my Post Office.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (rvtDF)

Been waiting on a book for 2 months....who knows where it's at?

Posted by: BignJames at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (X/Pw5)

79 51 And WA state conveniently just required you to annotate your party preference on the outside of your "secret" mail-in ballot.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (KnJdm)

Say what?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (NgKpN)

80 Posted by: Being black should be a crime at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (M/BNp)

Is Stormfront closed today?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (guGkK)

81 It doesn't matter who votes.

It matters who counts the votes.

See also, WA state.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (l4C/z)

82 19 One thing about 2016 is that the Dems were so overconfident that they didn't cheat nearly as much as they could have. That will probably change this year.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (LZ7Gl)

Truth! Don't put anything past them this time. They know they can't win otherwise!

Posted by: Doof at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (mZUr4)

83 Clean up on current #53.

Obvious plant is obvious.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM (J+mig)

84 So now Fauci is going on about wanting herd immunity? Remember when people were shouted down for discussing herd immunity? Those were fun times.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM (Izzlo)

85 45 Your Vote should be stapled to you Tax Remittance.
Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2020 01:12 PM (vYLD7)

Beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM (YqDXo)

86 It doesn't matter who votes.

It matters who counts the votes.

See also, WA state.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (l4C/z)
++++++++++++++
As my grandfather used to say (seriously), "I'd rather know the judge than know the law."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM (hYcqw)

87 69
And WA state conveniently just required you to annotate your party preference on the outside of your "secret" mail-in ballot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (KnJdm)

To be fair, comrade, all votes are equal, but some votes are more equal than others!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (eTZoJ)

Da!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM (KnJdm)

88 The logic was the the penalties were too high and the benefits too small to be in proportion for a logical person to pursue it.

That was the best the person writing had to offer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

I wonder how that person explained Murder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM (Kpl3J)

89 No law will put an end to this fraud

Only when Democrats lose because of greater fraud, will it end

A million ballots in Oregon, all for Trump, will end this

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM (aO8Gd)

90 C'mon man, it's PATERSON, one "T", founded by Alexander Hamilton and my hometown!
Posted by: JoeF.

The black guy, right ?

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (arJlL)

91 'Obvious plant is obvious.'

Obviously

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (3D/fK)

92 How could anyone trust USPS w/anything important?

Hmmmmm...wouldn't every single document be a federal felony? A few hundred years in prison without parole sounds fair.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (YYpqf)

93 And WA state conveniently just required you to annotate your party preference on the outside of your "secret" mail-in ballot.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (KnJdm)

***

Those assholes in Olympia are probably developing the target list for their rent-a-mobs.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (axyOa)

94 Sara Carter reports Sydney Powell's Twitter account now restricted

Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (3aI0K)

95 White House presser coming up

Oh and we are not at 100 yet but this bullshit about the russians paying our enemies to kill us...Yeah? So? That is a surprise? Ya mean like we payed Al Quadia kill the Russians when they were in that shit hole?

Are these people that fruckin stupid?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (tsZQ+)

96 I would have guessed that was my mail carrier until they said it was a woman. I have the worst mailman in the city. My mail has been delivered to at least 10 different houses around me and I'm constantly having to deliver my neighbor's mail that I receive.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (2DOZq)

97 Damnit, I missed the John Roberts bashing thread. I was going to post a link to one of Ace's classic posts from way back in the Blogger Jurassic Era, 2004, "Mr. Paul Anka on Gay Marriage":

https://tinyurl.com/The-Guys-Get-Shirts

A little levity on an otherwise shitty day.

PS: Today, I am going to file a bar complaint against the Florida attorney who doxxed the St. Louis couple who defended their property and lives with scary guns over the weekend.

Fuck You, War! Indeed.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (9Vlr0)

98 86 It doesn't matter who votes.

It matters who counts the votes.

See also, WA state.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (l4C/z)
++++++++++++++
As my grandfather used to say (seriously), "I'd rather know the judge than know the law."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM (hYcqw)

*touches nose*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (l4C/z)

99 Our local Fox station had a segment Saturday morning with a professor from Northern Illinois. He said evidence and studies show the mail in voting is safer than regular voting. I yelled FU and changed the channel.

Posted by: two finger joe at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (Vdukr)

100 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:14 PM (hYcqw)
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No it won't because Trump & Ratcliffe are in charge , That is why the DemonTARDS are pushing hard for Mail in voting

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (biktv)

101 I mean, honestly, it all starts with the nic. You can't troll for shit with a dead giveaway like that.

Don't they talk about any of this at troll orientation ?

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (2E/Tt)

102 Paterson is only the third largest city in one state and a City Council election in which everyone running is a DEMOCRAT--and they still couldn't be HONEST.

Now imagine FIFTY STATES doing mail-in ballots,

Whoever wins, it will be tied up in the courts--which come to think of it, is probably the GOAL

Are you ready for your close-up, CJ Roberts??

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (CqE5x)

103 They can't deliver two pair of underwear from Duluth Trading when UPS gives it to my Post Office.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM (rvtDF)

Been waiting on a book for 2 months....who knows where it's at?
Posted by: BignJames

3 pair total. Came separately in two packages. Both packages show delivered.

Nope. How about delivering like Amazon?

Put it on my front porch and take a picture.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (rvtDF)

104 No we can totally trust mail voting, I've been told that for decades in Oregon. Totally trustworthy, absolutely protected and secure. Sure, no Republican has won the governor's office since we went all-mail voting. Sure, the Democrats have controlled both houses of the legislature since that point, often with a supermajority. But its totally trustworthy. Nobody would EVER defraud elections.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

105 Willowed, but now +100, so whatever.
Since everything basically sucks, here's a slutty music video for y'all in case it lightens your day:

https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (hYcqw)

106 @84

Viruses tend to attenuate as they spread which is why herd immunity is good which is why, counter intuitively, you want young healthy people to get sick.

This entire op was a fraud and anti-science at every level of analysis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (NJNke)

107 No mail in ballots.

If you don't care enough to show up, in person, with your driver's license, you don't deserve to have your vote counted.

I MIGHT be persuadable for those too sick or crippled to make it in, but that's where I start from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM

Michigan has excuse-less absentee ballots. Stupid Dems sent me and everyone else the form, unsolicited.

The irony is that I will need an absentee ballot for August's local election and will probably need to explain....

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (/+bwe)

108 He said evidence and studies show the mail in voting is safer than regular voting. I yelled FU and changed the channel.

How can you argue with "studies." Do you even SCIENCE, bruh?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (guGkK)

109 Sara Carter reports Sydney Powell's Twitter account now restricted
Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (3aI0K)
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Sydney is on Parler

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (biktv)

110 72 27 I remember a Cracked post about a decade ago that was purported to prove that vote fraud never happened. The logic was the the penalties were too high and the benefits too small to be in proportion for a logical person to pursue it.

That was the best the person writing had to offer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

By that logic passing bad checks doesn't exist.

Wonder if any of the Cracked checks bounced at the end.
Posted by: Bete at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (Ojki1)

And no there would be no armed robberies of liquor stores that net $200 and a five year stint in the jug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (YqDXo)

111 88 The logic was the the penalties were too high and the benefits too small to be in proportion for a logical person to pursue it.

That was the best the person writing had to offer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

I wonder how that person explained Murder.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

Rupert Cadell: After all, murder is - or should be - an art. Not one of the 'seven lively', perhaps, but an art nevertheless. And, as such, the privilege of committing it should be reserved for those few who are really superior individuals.

Brandon: And the victims: inferior beings whose lives are unimportant anyway.

Rupert Cadell: Obviously. Now, mind you, I don't hold with the extremists who feel that there should be open season for murder all year round. No, personally, I would prefer to have..."Cut a Throat Week"... or, uh, "Strangulation Day"...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

112 Is there a process to formally request a better troll ?

*******************

For once I'd like trolls here to be like the one on Twitter bouncing her juggy jugs at us as proof CHOAD is like all love and shit.

Like each troll comment would have a tinyURL link to a bouncy juggy GIF.

What did I do in a past life that even something like this is too much to ask for?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (+dsLj)

113 Oregon went over the cliff to full on marxism once vote by mail was instituted

Posted by: harley at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (2EU+/)

114 If we're going to get troll requests, can we request trolls who are cute, show skin and look like the girls in that Alex Gaudino video?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (l4C/z)

115 I wonder if Biden is competent enough to not talk about his cheating operation.

I bet he spills the beans at some event.

Posted by: MJ at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (gAMkn)

116 What do you guys have against TJM?

Too much Prometheus?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

117 No it won't because Trump & Ratcliffe are in charge , That is why the DemonTARDS are pushing hard for Mail in voting
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (biktv)
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Voting is a state affair. The feds have very little input. But they want a deck that cannot be challenged. I suspect they'll get their mail-in voting in a lot of states. Ballot harvesting will probably be included in 2/3 of the new mail-in states.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (hYcqw)

118 I am going to skip my noted concern comment on this issue to avoid taking a concern ( X ) noted demerit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (r+sAi)

119 Remember when we used to talk about defunding the Postal Service?

How they laughed and laughed. It would be anarchy, they said. All sorts of other companies delivering mail? Chaos on the streets!

Depending on which carrier we have, it's not uncommon for me and my neighbors to have to deliver packages to each other, ones that were put in the wrong boxes, or left on the wrong doorstep.

Always the USPS. Never any of the other carriers.

Oh well, at least I get to meet some of the neighbors.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (hku12)

120 None dare call it yet another "Conspiracy Fact."

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (MCVQd)

121 This is how Trump will cheat to win.

VOTER ID NOW!

Posted by: Moron Robbie
......
Exemption for people of color!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (CjFDo)

122 27 I remember a Cracked post about a decade ago that was purported to prove that vote fraud never happened. The logic was the the penalties were too high and the benefits too small to be in proportion for a logical person to pursue it.

That was the best the person writing had to offer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

A logical person, of even average intelligence.

Therein lies the problem. Convicts on average check in in the low 80s in IQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

123 Posted by: Jake from State Farm at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM (Izzlo)

So, isn't the achievement of herd immunity actually slowed by the wearing of masks (assuming of course that masks are effective)?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 29, 2020 01:20 PM (eTZoJ)

124 Paterson is only the third largest city in one state and a City Council election in which everyone running is a DEMOCRAT--and they still couldn't be HONEST.

Kinda gives ua an idea of just how corrupt the system is and the level of infighting for the positions. Big $ involved.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2020 01:20 PM (axyOa)

125 116 What do you guys have against TJM?

Too much Prometheus?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

I KNEW IT!

*sobs heavily*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

126 Sara Carter reports Sydney Powell's Twitter account now restricted

Are they actually explaining why or is this purely "she's getting too close to proving Obama committed a crime"?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2020 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)

127 This entire op was a fraud and anti-science at every level of analysis.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (NJNke)
+++++++++++
It became a fraud after the second week (third, if we're being extremely generous), when it became clear that the reason for the tremendous response - preservation of ICU space - was not going to be a problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:20 PM (hYcqw)

128 Pointing out Democrat vote fraud is partisan. Partisanship is not nice. Didn't your mother tell you to be nice? How could you treat your mother that way? It's unAmerican. I will have nothing to do with anyone who would insult their mother.

Posted by: Concerned Long-Time Cuckservative at June 29, 2020 01:20 PM (K1XP9)

129 47 This weekend, the USA-Today owned fishwrap of a local paper had a long column where the mayor of Paterson, Andre Sayegh was all upset that this news would HELP Trump.
He said, and I quote, " I don't want my city mentioned in a TWEET by TRUMP!"

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (CqE5x)

Wait!
Trump's tweets are ineffective, uninfluential, and are not seen by many of the voting public.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:20 PM (gmxXe)

130 >>Makes you wonder why are the left so keen on voter fraud even in districts where it should be super safe blue?

Several reasons I can think of, such as:

-- Statewide races, such as Senate
-- To goose the national vote numbers in order to push for national popular vote
-- Vote fraud easier to hide in "blue" districts and states

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 01:20 PM (bDqIh)

131 122 27 I remember a Cracked post about a decade ago that was purported to prove that vote fraud never happened. The logic was the the penalties were too high and the benefits too small to be in proportion for a logical person to pursue it.

That was the best the person writing had to offer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

A logical person, of even average intelligence.

Therein lies the problem. Convicts on average check in in the low 80s in IQ.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

===========

A very logical person could come to the conclusion that those in power won't punish him for his actions because he's on the same side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

132 >>>That's not how this herd immunity is going to work.

Getting a vaccine is like any other decision Fauci. Risk vs reward. For a young 20 something the risk is in the brand new no usage history vaccine not the virus. For an old 65 immunocompromised with multiple risk factors the vaccine is the lower risk deal.

A doctor cares for the patient, not the "herd". You are a bad doctor for recommending otherwise to either.

You don't *need* herd immunity if you have a viable vaccine. You let people make their own choices.

But that's what really bothers you isn't it Fauci? That someone somewhere might make their own decision for their own benefit concerning their own health.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 29, 2020 01:21 PM (Y6UV7)

133 I MIGHT be persuadable for those too sick or crippled to make it in, but that's where I start from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM

No, fuck em.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2020 01:21 PM (LxTcq)

134
I love how Democrats expect people on the right to believe that the election system, which is administered by the government, all of whom are Democrats, has miraculously remained uncorrupted where every other part of the government is openly criminal.

That somehow, in defiance of all common sense, the Democrat Party somehow missed this, of all parts of the government? That they just overlooked one of the key things that can help them win, when they were aggressively corrupting every single other institution they touch?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2020 01:21 PM (oJN+m)

135 Voting is a state affair. The feds have very little input. But they want a deck that cannot be challenged. I suspect they'll get their mail-in voting in a lot of states. Ballot harvesting will probably be included in 2/3 of the new mail-in states.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (hYcqw)

Withhold Federal funding from the states that do not meet minimum standards, including voter ID and outlawing ballot harvesting and mail-in voting (except for those overseas).

It's the way the Feds pushed the 55 mph speed limit in the Carter era, and it worked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (YqDXo)

136 @95

Paid them with what money?

Russia's GDP is less than NY states.

Russia is a non-entity.

All it serves is a convenient boogey man that Deep State and limp dick GOP MIC jock sniffers trot out to distract.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (NJNke)

137 I am 100% sure that my Oregon mail in ballot gets delivered straight to a dumpster in Salem

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (h1jJh)

138 NJ is already gearing up to steal the election for Biden:

Our statewide primary will be in early July and every eligible voter was sent a mail-in ballot because covid.

Polling places will be reduced in number and voters are SUPPOSED to be sent cards telling them where there 'new' polling place will be. ( cards have not arrived yet and the primary is July 7th.)

IF a voter wants to actually vote in person, they will be given a paper, PROVISIONAL ballot.

So automatically someone's once valid vote now becomes 'provisional.'

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (8/7u2)

139 119 I use a PO box and get stuff not even close to my box number. The station does have a slot for "misthrown mail".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (C1Lsn)

140 115 I wonder if Biden is competent enough to not talk about his cheating operation.

I bet he spills the beans at some event.
Posted by: MJ at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (gAMkn)

You think I'm that stupid, you lying horse-faced pony folder? It's not like I ever bragged about extorting Ukraine to drop the investimigation of my idiot kid!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (Izzlo)

141 I wonder if Biden is competent enough to not talk about his cheating operation.

I bet he spills the beans at some event.
Posted by: MJ at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (gAMkn)

The one thing I got wrong in 2020... yes, the ONLY thing I've been wrong about, is thinking Joe would have dropped the N word on mike somewhere.

Granted, they haven't LET him near enough mikes for it to happen, but still.

Prediction: ( ) Got it right, (X) Got it wrong

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (hku12)

142 Democrats know there is mail-in fraud. Just like they know Trump didn't conspire with Russia to rig the election. Just like they know Trump didn't tear gas peaceful protesters in Lafayette Park. Just like they know all the awful violent cities are Democrat run. Just like they know that "cages" were built during the Obama administration to keep children in to temporarily protect them. Just like they know "hate speech" is just a form of social control. Just like they know 99% of the media is Communist. And on and on and on.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (Rg59Y)

143 It doesn't matter who votes.

It matters who counts the votes.

See also, WA state.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo

***

Ever notice how Christine Gregoire (who never had a ballot she could find) has disappeared from the public eye? Wonder what beach she has retired to? It damned sure isn't Ocean Shores.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (axyOa)

144 "The judge who got arrested in Philly a couple of months ago for ballot box stuffing was because of federal charges."

Mail, maybe? Violation of civil rights?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (puu6v)

145 White powder, white powder oh wait that's not right. White posuer, white posuer. Nope, oh well. That's not funny.

Posted by: azalea city at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (WX+x0)

146 Viruses tend to attenuate as they spread which is why herd immunity is good which is why, counter intuitively, you want young healthy people to get sick

******************

This could be a blessing in disguise for Trump then since the leftist YOOOTs said fuck all to the lockdown. The spike now could signal the end of the pandemic as the virus burns out and loses its efficacy.

Here's hoping anyway.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (+dsLj)

147 Oregon went over the cliff to full on marxism once vote by mail was instituted <<<<<<
Colorado started losing every statewide race. I guarantee you in-person voter ID voting would have a significant different make up of elected officials here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (r+sAi)

148 A very logical person could come to the conclusion that those in power won't punish him for his actions because he's on the same side.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

Sadly, that is true now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

149 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:19 PM (hYcqw)
*******
Not when it's a Presidential election. why do you think the huge push for mail voting is on ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (biktv)

150 Obama paid Iran billions in cash used to fund terrorists to kill Americans. That's a fact.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (2DOZq)

151 No, fuck em.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2020 01:21 PM (LxTcq)

Be careful what you ask for.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (gmxXe)

152 The Conservative Case for Letting All World Citizens Vote in U.S. Elections and Why Their Votes Should Count More Than Yours.

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (MCVQd)

153
Our local Fox station had a segment Saturday morning with a professor from Northern Illinois. He said evidence and studies show the mail in voting is safer than regular voting. I yelled FU and changed the channel.
Posted by: two finger joe

Evidence and studies show that trans women are real women!

Posted by: Doctor Nick at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (aKsyK)

154 Russia is a non-entity.

All it serves is a convenient boogey man that Deep State and limp dick GOP MIC jock sniffers trot out to distract.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (NJNke)

A regional power that is only a threat to Europe because Europe has almost completely disarmed itself.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 29, 2020 01:24 PM (J+mig)

155 "The one thing I got wrong in 2020... yes, the ONLY thing I've been wrong about, is thinking Joe would have dropped the N word on mike somewhere.

Granted, they haven't LET him near enough mikes for it to happen, but still.

Prediction: ( ) Got it right, (X) Got it wrong
Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (hku12)"

I didn't believe he would be nominated. Apparently he will be.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 01:24 PM (puu6v)

156 Paterson City Councilman Michael Jackson
****

eeeeeehhhh heeeeeeee.....Shamon uh

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:24 PM (h1jJh)

157 The new moby seems to have something less than a high school education.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2020 01:24 PM (guGkK)

158 Remember when we used to talk about defunding the Postal Service?

How they laughed and laughed. It would be anarchy, they said. All sorts of other companies delivering mail? Chaos on the streets!

Posted by: BurtTC

I know people here bang on Amazon, but I needed two parts for a riding mower on Sunday. Looked up Sears Parts Direct. Earliest day the could begin to ship was July 7th. If I ordered the second part, it was July 16th.

Grass continues to grow. Couldn't wait until July 16th.

Got the first part from Amazon today.
Second part is due tomorrow.

Amazon got it here this morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:24 PM (rvtDF)

159 They can't deliver two pair of underwear from Duluth Trading when UPS gives it to my Post Office.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:11 PM

But our new facemasks are fabulous!

Posted by: Your local heirs of John Kasich's father at June 29, 2020 01:24 PM (DMUuz)

160 Multiply this intended chaos by 1,000 and you can see how we will have the BEST POST-ELECTION DAY EVER this November 4.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (bvp+i)

161 White House presser coming up

Oh and we are not at 100 yet but this bullshit about the russians paying our enemies to kill us...Yeah? So? That is a surprise? Ya mean like we payed Al Quadia kill the Russians when they were in that shit hole?

Are these people that fruckin stupid?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (tsZQ+)

yes. yes they are.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (8D42x)

162 Ever notice how Christine Gregoire (who never had a ballot she could find) has disappeared from the public eye? Wonder what beach she has retired to? It damned sure isn't Ocean Shores.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (axyOa)

Christine "Landslide" Gregoire? The one who won by ca. 100 votes (IIRC), when more votes were cast in King county than there were registered voters? That Christine Gregoire?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (YqDXo)

163 eeeeeehhhh heeeeeeee.....Shamon uh
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:24 PM (h1jJh)

The chair is not my son.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (FtO5h)

164 "155 Russia is a non-entity.

All it serves is a convenient boogey man that Deep State and limp dick GOP MIC jock sniffers trot out to distract.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (NJNke)

A regional power that is only a threat to Europe because Europe has almost completely disarmed itself."

Russia also diverts attention from China. God knows the public doesn't need to focus on its influence.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (puu6v)

165 101 I mean, honestly, it all starts with the nic. You can't troll for shit with a dead giveaway like that.

Don't they talk about any of this at troll orientation ?
Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (2E/Tt)

Is there a bonus for getting banned from Soros?

Also, how do you get your $.25 for a post that no longer exists?

Posted by: Bete at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (Ojki1)

166 The whole point of mail-in voting *this* cycle is to institute it in as many deep blue areas as possible to keep Trump from winning the popular vote. Which he otherwise would do easily.

Also to practice for doing the real deal to elect President Cortez (or someone similar) in 2024.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (Rg59Y)

167 138 NJ is already gearing up to steal the election for Biden:

Practice, practice, practice

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (gmxXe)

168 A regional power that is only a threat to Europe because Europe has almost completely disarmed itself.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 29, 2020 01:24 PM (J+mig)

Yeah...but I still want to see all of their T80s and T90s get chopped up by our A10s.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (dLLD6)

169 161 Multiply this intended chaos by 1,000 and you can see how we will have the BEST POST-ELECTION DAY EVER this November 4.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (bvp+i)

Your lips to God's ear.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

170 I mean, I can't believe people haven't figured out that after being cooped up for months with their families--and largely cut off from school and college friends--and with bars now open in most states--it's NO FUCKING SURPRISE that teenagers and young adults are now INFECTING each other.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2020 01:26 PM (CqE5x)

171 but 80% were ok

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (JFO2v)

172 NJ is already gearing up to steal the election for Biden:

Practice, practice, practice
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:25 PM (gmxXe

New Jersey is Biden country anyway

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (CqE5x)

173 They can't deliver two pair of underwear from Duluth Trading when UPS gives it to my Post Office.

***************

My favorite thing is how an item I order takes one day for the UPS to go cross country and handoff to the USPS and then another 10 days for the USPS to deliver it even though it's just down the street from me.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (+dsLj)

174 Nothing will be done. If charges are made the judge will give them a slap on the wrist. They'll rationalize that, yes, vote fraud is against the law, but Orangmanbad.

Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (Fs5vw)

175 The one thing I got wrong in 2020... yes, the ONLY thing I've been wrong about, is thinking Joe would have dropped the N word on mike somewhere.

Granted, they haven't LET him near enough mikes for it to happen, but still.

Prediction: ( ) Got it right, (X) Got it wrong
----------------------------
You know he's been recorded doing just that? It was a long time ago and he was quoting someone else but it was in the Senate and he said the word a few times.

If Trump did that, it would be wall to wall regardless of context.

My guess is that Trump is waiting to blast that out at the right time.

www.c-span.org/video/?c4854577/user-clip-1985-hearing-joe-biden-word

Posted by: MJ at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (gAMkn)

176 It's scary because not every Democrat hack is as stoooopid as those people in Paterson.

Posted by: IronDave at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (k3crU)

177 Withhold Federal funding from the states that do not meet minimum standards, including voter ID and outlawing ballot harvesting and mail-in voting (except for those overseas).

It's the way the Feds pushed the 55 mph speed limit in the Carter era, and it worked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

It would work with a 1970's court, not a 2020 court.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (rvtDF)

178 Massive crowds came out for Pride Day in Chicago this weekend, I'm sure we won't see a spike in corona cases because they were violating protection standards to pursue a worthy cause, which kills the virus apparently.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (IsWuk)

179 Posted by: Zion Don at June 29, 2020 01:26 PM (mb6ke)

Can some admin block and erase this POS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (tsZQ+)

180 Saw 60 Minutes ran a story on just this issue last night - all completely in favor of mail in voting of course. Why, did you guys know that Pres. Trump himself votes with a mail-in ballot!! I didn't actually watch the show though because it's 60 Minutes.

Posted by: I Have Questions at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (+v+zN)

181 A regional power that is only a threat to Europe because Europe has almost completely disarmed itself.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 29, 2020 01:24 PM (J+mig)

Their defense departments consist of one office with a hot line to Washington.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (YqDXo)

182
I KNEW IT!

*sobs heavily*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

And I'm laughing about it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Christine "Landslide" Gregoire? The one who won by ca. 100 votes (IIRC), when more votes were cast in King county than there were registered voters? That Christine Gregoire?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Yup...that's the one.
Where they kept finding more ballots every time the GOP candidate (Rossi) pulled ahead.

Interesting, the third recount had to be underwritten with a million dollar (IIRC) bond. GOP wouldn't do it so the Dems got the local Tribes to cover it. They did...the Dems (Gregoire) won, and the casinos have not had a tax levied on them ever since.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (axyOa)

184 (mb6ke)

Can we get this hash blocked, please?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (Izzlo)

185 @165

Russia's GDP is 1.65 trillion, China's 17 trillion but according to the Deep State and GOPe dipshits, Russia spending $4k dollars on facebook adds tipped the election?

Dangerous clowns.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (NJNke)

186 I have never mailed in my Oregon ballot, always dropped it off at elections office on election day.
I still think it gets thrown out

Posted by: harley at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (2EU+/)

187 Houston had a big rally for G.Floyd
Houston has a big spike in Covid

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (gmxXe)

188 I keep telling people:

I did not get my ballot for the primary in 2016. I asked for a replacement and didn't get that either. Then they contacted me from work and said my pay stubs were being returned. I found out that the mail carrier decided that I did not get to receive mail at my property. This was the same mail carrier that continued to deliver mail for people that hadn't lived there in years, even though we'd returned the mail time and again. I was the only person getting Hillsdale material.

I talked to the supervisor who told me it was perfectly okay for a carrier to decide if someone shouldn't receive mail at a location. They did say something as I haven't had it happen again. But if you let the Post Office control the ballot delivery, they control the election.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (JKNZq)

189 looks to me like the Dems are already preparing to claim that Trump stole the election when he wins again. The Floyd riots were good practice for the day after the election.

Posted by: mallfly The Peach of Hoboken at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (4a9Vv)

190 You know who I'd like to see try their hand at trolling ?

Cake girl.

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (2E/Tt)

191 Teenagers and Young adults are now "INFUCK-ting" each other at an alarming rate...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (CqE5x)

192 A regional power that is only a threat to Europe because Europe has almost completely disarmed itself.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 29, 2020 01:24 PM (J+mig)

Their defense departments consist of one office with a hot line to Washington.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM

---

The Texas National Guard could conquer the entirety of Europe in less than two weeks.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (JUOKG)

193 WA state required voters to mark the outside of their ballot envelope with their claimed party affiliation. If not so marked, the ballot was unopened and discarded.
This was for the primaries where I dutifully marked D and voted for Bernie.
Also, to avoid any, "Lost ballots", I take mine to the drop box outside the county building.
I still have no idea if it'll be counted but short of standing over the counters with a club there's no guarantee. If they do this for the general election I'd think a lawsuit would be in order but the state supreme court is all D all the time so, useless.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (d9Irc)

194 84

So now Fauci is going on about wanting herd immunity? Remember when people were shouted down for discussing herd immunity? Those were fun times.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM

Were we not also told a while back that they wouldn't be able to conduct a good test of the vaccine, because there are not enough people who have the virus?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (Do5/p)

195 What was that movie about that politician that pretty much got the funding to fund the talis to fight the soviets?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (r+sAi)

196 "180 Massive crowds came out for Pride Day in Chicago this weekend, I'm sure we won't see a spike in corona cases because they were violating protection standards to pursue a worthy cause, which kills the virus apparently."

It's not just the worthiness of the cause. The part affiliation of the person exposed either prevents or causes the virus.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (puu6v)

197 79
51 And WA state conveniently just required you to annotate your party preference on the outside of your "secret" mail-in ballot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:13 PM (KnJdm)

Say what?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2020 01:15 PM (NgKpN)

You had to annotate on the outside of the secret ballot envelope, whether you were voting Republican or Democrat in the last election.
I know of at least one other person who did not vote, because they did not want to end up on a list of targets for the wokester mobs. You can bet it was intended that way and as a way to facilitate trashing/losing ballots.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (KnJdm)

198 173 but 80% were ok
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (JFO2v)

A mostly legitimate election process is like a mostly peaceful protest.

Posted by: Someguy at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (Zm+LZ)

199 The one thing I got wrong in 2020... yes, the ONLY thing I've been wrong about
Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM

What about that other thing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (DMUuz)

200 An isolated incident.... involving a fraction of the total ballots.... perps were caught (lessons learned)... can't be used to debunk mail in voting as a whole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (dNzKv)

201 192 You know who I'd like to see try their hand at trolling ?

Cake girl.
Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (2E/Tt)

===========

"I was going to say something mean, but I made a cake instead."
-squeezes tits together

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

202 Massive crowds came out for Pride Day in Chicago this weekend, I'm sure we won't see a spike in corona cases because they were violating protection standards to pursue a worthy cause, which kills the virus apparently.

*********

Well Fauci assured me that anal and other weird kinky whacka shacka does not spread COVID. And he would personally know too.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (+dsLj)

203 A nightclub in Houston called Spire basically said FU to Abbott, Hidalgo and Turner and packed them in this weekend.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (2DOZq)

204 Roberts (and now Gorsuch) revealing their true nature is like when you are opening up presents on Christmas and you see a box that is the size and shape of one of the things you have begged and pleaded for all year.

And as you open it, you begin to see that it's not what you wanted. Worse it's something you DO NOT want. Ever.

And then you turn to the giver and begin to see that they always hated you and sought to hurt you in every way they could even though it seemed they didn't.

This is Roberts and Bush.

The Bush family has done almost as much damage as the left has over 50 years. Because it was done stealthily and as covert as possible. And we are only NOW finding out how bad the bastards screwed us.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (jnzLe)

205 I still think it gets thrown out

Posted by: harley at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (2EU+/)

I turned mine in and the attitude was so casual like GAS.

Not at all like when you actually go and vote.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (gmxXe)

206 Is that the same place that the one candidate was screaming about voter suppression because he's black when the other candidate is also black or is that a different place?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (GbPPJ)

207 looks to me like the Dems are already preparing to claim that Trump stole the election when he wins again. The Floyd riots were good practice for the day after the election.
Posted by: mallfly The Peach of Hoboken at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (4a9Vv)

Yup.
The confusion over the vote counts and the ensuing chaos is THE POINT. If they can't beat him, sully his victory.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (CqE5x)

208 187 Houston had a big rally for G.Floyd
Houston has a big spike in Covid
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (gmxXe)

Mysterious ways, mysterious ways...

Posted by: CN at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (ONvIw)

209 Remember Project ORCA? Gave us so much confidence for 2012? Heard about every day how it was smashing records and going to change the election world, and turn Obama and Co upside down.

Bill Barr is Project ORCA.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (Rg59Y)

210 I am assuming the politicians charged are Democrats cause party is not emphasized.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (nAiE/)

211 Massive crowds came out for Pride Day in Chicago this weekend, I'm sure we won't see a spike in corona cases because they were violating protection standards to pursue a worthy cause, which kills the virus apparently.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (IsWuk)
++++++++++++
Nah, it's just that if we do, it doesn't matter because homophobia is a bigger public health problem - just like racism. You can march for those, no problem, risks are worth the benefits.

Don't you DARE march in support of rolling back states of emergency, lockdowns, etc., though. Then you want grandma to die.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (hYcqw)

212 195 What was that movie about that politician that pretty much got the funding to fund the talis to fight the soviets?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (r+sAi)

============

Charlie Wilson's War.

Charlie Wilson single-handedly won the Cold War, you know. I think Reagan is mentioned once in the entire movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

213 Postal workers will and have absolutely tossed ballots from conservative areas. Youd have to be a grade A imbecile to think otherwise. And when cucks whine about no proof, well shit how can you ever prove that? You cant of course. And it only takes a few ballots. If 20 mail workers chuck 100 ballots each that is enough to swing an election in a tight state race.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (m1H25)

214 51 And WA state conveniently just required you to annotate your party preference on the outside of your "secret" mail-in ballot.

How can that possibly be legal?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (FtO5h)

215 My wife cheats on me with her proctologist.
Posted by: Zion Don at June 29, 2020 01:26 PM (mb6ke)

It's not immoral if it's only anal.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 29, 2020 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

216 The Texas National Guard could conquer the entirety of Europe in less than two weeks.

Downside - then Texas would be the proud owners of Europe. Hell, Europe doesn't even want Europe.

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:31 PM (2E/Tt)

217 One thing about 2016 is that the Dems were so overconfident that they
didn't cheat nearly as much as they could have. That will probably
change this year.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 29, 2020 01:09 PM (LZ7Gl)

Wait... Hillary didn't cheat as much as she could have???

LMFAOROTF
Yes she did but it wasn't enough to beat Trump, who steamrolled her.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:31 PM (Rg59Y)

218 Houston had a big rally for G.Floyd
Houston has a big spike in Covid
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (gmxXe)

Mysterious ways, mysterious ways...
Posted by: CN at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (ONvIw)

I will blame bars and river tubing.

Posted by: Governor Abbott at June 29, 2020 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

219 Rupert Cadell: After all, murder is - or should be - an art. Not one of the 'seven lively', perhaps, but an art nevertheless. And, as such, the privilege of committing it should be reserved for those few who are really superior individuals.

Brandon: And the victims: inferior beings whose lives are unimportant anyway.

Rupert Cadell: Obviously. Now, mind you, I don't hold with the extremists who feel that there should be open season for murder all year round. No, personally, I would prefer to have..."Cut a Throat Week"... or, uh, "Strangulation Day"...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

Heh, I recognize the conversation. If I recall, that's the one where the entire movie was made with one continuous take, quite an accomplishment.

The great irony is that "sophisticates" who've thought like that don't appear to realize that there *have* been societies like this; pre-Imperial Rome, or Renaissance Italy. (the Italians have always been a murderous bunch) And in those societies, the elites found that it wasn't worth putting a lot of effort into killing peons, rather they focused on killing each other off as quickly as they could. That's where the profit was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:32 PM (Kpl3J)

220 looks to me like the Dems are already preparing to claim that Trump stole the election when he wins again.<<<<<<<
I think that began the day after he won last time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2020 01:32 PM (r+sAi)

221 I am assuming the politicians charged are Democrats cause party is not emphasized.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM

You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2020 01:32 PM (DMUuz)

222 Posted by: Zion Don at June 29, 2020 01:31 PM (gu5Mr)

You DICK!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 29, 2020 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

223 214
51 And WA state conveniently just required you to annotate your party preference on the outside of your "secret" mail-in ballot.

How can that possibly be legal?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (FtO5h)

Democrat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:32 PM (KnJdm)

224 Sydney is on Parler

Can't do Parler. No one gets my phone number.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 29, 2020 01:32 PM (YYpqf)

225 Massive crowds came out for Pride Day in Chicago this weekend, I'm sure we won't see a spike in corona cases because they were violating protection standards to pursue a worthy cause, which kills the virus apparently.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 29, 2020 01:27 PM (IsWuk)

heh heh

Posted by: AIDS at June 29, 2020 01:33 PM (CqE5x)

226 Houston had a big rally for G.Floyd
Houston has a big spike in Covid
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (gmxXe)

The spike was more about increased testing.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 29, 2020 01:33 PM (2DOZq)

227 now dont feel sad
1 out of 5 aint bad

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 01:33 PM (JFO2v)

228 220 The great irony is that "sophisticates" who've thought like that don't appear to realize that there *have* been societies like this; pre-Imperial Rome, or Renaissance Italy. (the Italians have always been a murderous bunch) And in those societies, the elites found that it wasn't worth putting a lot of effort into killing peons, rather they focused on killing each other off as quickly as they could. That's where the profit was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:32 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

I think the point of the movie is a rebuke of Nietzsche's ubermensch idea. Who is the superior? Who is the inferior? Who decides?

And when Jimmy Stewart realizes that someone actually applied his thinking to reality, he's horrified.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

229 All those reporters are cunts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2020 01:33 PM (tsZQ+)

230 Makes you wonder why are the left so keen on voter fraud even in districts where it should be super safe blue?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (+dsLj)

Comrade, despite our best efforts, the hoarders and wreckers occasionally succeed in leading certain portions of the population astray. To ensure these persons cannot have a deleterious effect on the Democratic Process, we insert a buffer pad of votes to offset them.

Posted by: Vanya at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (BAsqb)

231 You had to annotate on the outside of the secret
ballot envelope, whether you were voting Republican or Democrat in the
last election.
I know of at least one other person who did not vote,
because they did not want to end up on a list of targets for the
wokester mobs. You can bet it was intended that way and as a way to
facilitate trashing/losing ballots.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (KnJdm)

That seems highly illegal. Did the Republican party take the state to court over this?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (nAiE/)

232 Massive crowds came out for Pride Day in Chicago this weekend, I'm sure we won't see a spike in corona cases

Not to mention AIDS.

The Padres hosted a Pride Night at Petco Park for people watch the game and "network."

I told a buddy who had season tickets, "Whatever you do, don't drink any beer. You DON'T want to go to the men's room that night. Trust me."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

233
190 You know who I'd like to see try their hand at trolling ?

Cake girl.

You want Cake Girl.

You'd settle for Cake.

You'll get Cake Farts Girl.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (H5knJ)

234 Cake Girl.

************************

Cake Girl would turn me into Che Guevara.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (+dsLj)

235 224 Sydney is on Parler

Can't do Parler. No one gets my phone number.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 29, 2020 01:32 PM (YYpqf)

You should have a burner phone anyway, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (l4C/z)

236 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2020 01:21 PM (oJN+m)

This is solid.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (Rg59Y)

237 Can't do Parler. No one gets my phone number.

Cake girl could get my digits pretty easy.

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (2E/Tt)

238 187 Houston had a big rally for G.Floyd
Houston has a big spike in Covid
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (gmxXe)

Yesterday
Harris 29,163

Day before rally
Harris 11,770

tripled in less than a month

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (JFO2v)

239 196
84

So now Fauci is going on about wanting herd immunity? Remember when
people were shouted down for discussing herd immunity? Those were fun
times.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at June 29, 2020 01:16 PM

Were we not also told a while back that they wouldn't be able to
conduct a good test of the vaccine, because there are not enough people
who have the virus?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (Do5/p)

Fauxi has no plan.... Can someone ask him to see the big book with the pandemic plan outline in it? You know how airline pilots a have a big book of checklists to follow in emergencies and crap like that. And that book is a diagram of nearly all quite predictable emergency situations...... WRITTEN IN ADVANCE OF THE EMERGENCY!

WHERE'S THE PLAN FAUXI. SHOW US THE PLAN!
25.M projected dead and 2 weeks to flatten the curve. Missed it by that much.
Fauxi is Munchhausening the economy

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (0yBk9)

240 Houston had a big rally for G.Floyd
Houston has a big spike in Covid
Posted by: Braenyard

Had someone say that the rally for Floyd didn't cause a spike in covid, in my Facebook timeline just two posts after FoxNews Houston put out the story about the rally attended by 60,000 people and they are testing positive.

Oops.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (rvtDF)

241 Parler isn't going to last for a number of reasons, the biggest being that it's a closed system, i.e. you have to be a member to see others' posts.

Twitter wouldn't be a household name if that were the case. Hell, I've never joined Twitter even for a day and I read Tweets all the time. Think of that in assessing Parler.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (FtO5h)

242 Voting fraud should be a Capital Offense.

Leftists hector us normies that it is practically nonexistent, so they shouldn't have any objection.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (Z3TUG)

243 Worthy of death penalty.

Posted by: Goatweed at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (iR3Gu)

244 "WA state required voters to mark the outside of their ballot envelope with their claimed party affiliation"

LOL like THAT is not going to be abused.

Posted by: Fen at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (TNHVJ)

245 ... is like when you are opening up presents on Christmas and you see a box that is the size and shape of one of the things you have begged and pleaded for all year.

And as you open it, you begin to see that it's not what you wanted. Worse it's something you DO NOT want. Ever.

And then you turn to the giver and begin to see that they always hated you and sought to hurt you in every way they could even though it seemed they didn't."

That's not true, I didn't hate my sister when we were kids. I just thought it was funny.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)

246 Thanks TJM. There were a few liberties taken in that movie for artistic license. And by artistic license I meant political sandpaper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (r+sAi)

247 You had to annotate on the outside of the secret
ballot envelope, whether you were voting Republican or Democrat in the last election.

Easy to beat. Put down "Democrat." Then your vote will be counted, AND you won't be targeted by the Red mobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

248 10

Unlikely to reach herd immunity if too many refuse vaccine

That's not how this herd immunity is going to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:08 PM

106

Viruses tend to attenuate as they spread which is why herd immunity is good which is why, counter intuitively, you want young healthy people to get sick.

This entire op was a fraud and anti-science at every level of analysis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2020 01:18 PM

Yeah, am I missing something? What does a vaccine have to do with reaching herd immunity?

I thought, like Thomas Bender notes, that herd immunity is about contracting the virus and developing an immunity to it.

Is Fauci suggesting to reach herd immunity by purposely giving the vaccine -- which is the virus -- to people in order to reach herd immunity, instead of the "natural" way (people contracting it from other people)?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (Do5/p)

249 Can't do Parler. No one gets my phone number

LOL, that's a good one

Posted by: NSA, North Korea, Putin at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (tsZQ+)

250 And WA state conveniently just required you to annotate your party preference on the outside of your "secret" mail-in ballot.

How can that possibly be legal?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (FtO5h)

What could possibly be the "rational" reason for requiring that?

Posted by: LASue at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

251 Reddit bans r/The_Donald and r/ChapoTrapHouse as part of a major expansion of its rules
https://t.co/CxO5wjWHvE?amp=1

Reddit will ban r/The_Donald, r/ChapoTrapHouse, and about 2,000 other communities today after updating its content policy to more explicitly ban hate speech. The policy update comes three weeks after Black Lives Matter protests led several popular Reddit forums to go dark temporarily in protest of what they called the company's lax policies around hosting and promoting racist content. It marks a major reversal for a company whose commitment to free expression has historically been so strong that it once allowed users to distribute stolen nude photos freely on the site.

"I have to admit that I've struggled with balancing my values as an American, and around free speech and free expression, with my values and the company's values around common human decency," Reddit CEO Steve Huffman said in a call with reporters.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (FBrfY)

252 Yeah, it's too bad, but the USPS is not a neutral party. When I worked at Focus on the Family there were all kinds of issues with mailings. If I recall correctly, Focus had to hire lawyers and produce video evidence to force the USPS to deliver their mailings.

Posted by: Emmie at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (clsJu)

253 Yup.

Reddit just completely banned The_Donald.

I'm sure all those people are now going to quietly disappear and probably vote for Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

254 The one thing I got wrong in 2020... yes, the ONLY thing I've been wrong about, is thinking Joe would have dropped the N word on mike somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (hku12)

He did back in the 90s, but he was quoting someone else.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2020 01:36 PM (tVQUs)

255 254 The one thing I got wrong in 2020... yes, the ONLY thing I've been wrong about, is thinking Joe would have dropped the N word on mike somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (hku12)

He did back in the 90s, but he was quoting someone else.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2020 01:36 PM (tVQUs)

==========

That could make a good ad to run in Harlem without using Trump's name once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

256 Maybe I am wrong, maybe the reporters are not cunts, just so fuckin stupid, it is amazing they can breath

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2020 01:37 PM (tsZQ+)

257 My wife cheats on me with her proctologist.
Posted by: Zion Don

---

Ummmm. . . . How would she know? I mean, does he say, the exam is over, want to get it on now?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2020 01:37 PM (Rvt88)

258 Downside - then Texas would be the proud owners of Europe. Hell, Europe doesn't even want Europe.
Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:31 PM

Nah. There's no good BBQ, even less chili, much less good chili, and their salsa makes New York City's taste good.

Western Europe is, as they say, all hat and no cattle.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2020 01:37 PM (DMUuz)

259 Houston had a big rally for G.Floyd
Houston has a big spike in Covid

Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

260 Can't do Parler. No one gets my phone number.

Cake girl could get my digits pretty easy.
Posted by: Children of the Banned

She could get my digits easily. Just not my phone number.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:37 PM (rvtDF)

261 My theory on John Roberts is that he despises Trump and his votes are entirely aimed at sticking it to Trump and his supporters. He's a petty, vindictive and weak-minded little shit.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:37 PM (H8QX8)

262 Can't do Parler. No one gets my phone number.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 29, 2020 01:32 PM (YYpqf)

If the terms of service that someone linked yesterday is accurate, nobody should have anything to do with them. Pay their legal fees if they get sued over your post?

1. "Free Speech" platform
2. Get right wingers to sign up with this shit hidden in the TOS
3. Sue the fuck outta Parler, naming said right wingers' posts
4. Bankrupt right wingers

Posted by: Vanya at June 29, 2020 01:37 PM (BAsqb)

263
I still have no idea if it'll be counted but short of standing over the counters with a club there's no guarantee. If they do this for the general election I'd think a lawsuit would be in order but the state supreme court is all D all the time so, useless.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (d9Irc)

Perhaps you should do that. Take your ballot directly to the counters and watch them count it. Tell your repub friends to do it too. It might be one way to fight against this.

Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at June 29, 2020 01:38 PM (Fs5vw)

264 I think the point of the movie is a rebuke of Nietzsche's ubermensch idea. Who is the superior? Who is the inferior? Who decides?

And when Jimmy Stewart realizes that someone actually applied his thinking to reality, he's horrified.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

yes, and inspired by the infamous Leopold and Loeb murder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)

265 254 The one thing I got wrong in 2020... yes, the ONLY thing I've been wrong about, is thinking Joe would have dropped the N word on mike somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (hku12)

He did back in the 90s, but he was quoting someone else.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2020 01:36 PM (tVQUs)

Geez, you do one spoken word gangsta rap...

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2020 01:38 PM (Izzlo)

266 The one thing I got wrong in 2020... yes, the ONLY thing I've been wrong about
Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM

What about that other thing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (DMUuz)

Sssshhhh! I paid you good money not to bring that up!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:38 PM (hku12)

267 Parler is shit apparently:

https://tinyurl.com/yd2zfunr

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:38 PM (+dsLj)

268 BAMN shows up again.

I guess every election campaign needs to send out a few mailers to known people/addresses, to verify that they are being delivered.

I'm sure this is not the first time that has happened either. Campaigners have been stealing and trashing each other's signs since forever, but this is federal felony level shit.

The thing is the Dems know there is massive cheating, so they constantly try to gaslight us about it. Or just make it legal, like ballot 'harvesting' in CA.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2020 01:38 PM (Z4rgH)

269 Don't they talk about any of this at troll orientation ?
Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:17 PM (2E/Tt)

They don't teach Minx 0.7 alpha at troll school anymore, just like many programmers and coders don't know BASIC.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 29, 2020 01:39 PM (a/dOO)

270 You want Cake girl to blow out your candle

Posted by: AIDS at June 29, 2020 01:39 PM (CqE5x)

271 "I have to admit that I've struggled with balancing my values as an American, and around free speech and free expression, with my values and the company's values around common human decency," Reddit CEO Steve Huffman said in a call with reporters.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life

Welcome to becoming a publisher and all the federal laws that come with it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:39 PM (rvtDF)

272 New Jersey is Biden country anyway
Posted by: JoeF.

Well, it looks bad and smells funny.

BIDEN COUNTRY!

(cue the theme to The Magnificent Seven, played by a band using kazooos!)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 01:39 PM (vcOmj)

273 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

Who is the Master and who is the Slave.

It's been a question for millenia.

If the Master is almost helpless without the slave then the Slave is the Master.

And if the Slave cannot manage to exist without the Master then they're not really a slave then.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 29, 2020 01:39 PM (jnzLe)

274 Houston had a big rally for G.Floyd

Houston has a big spike in Covid

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:28 PM (gmxXe)

Mysterious ways, mysterious ways...

Posted by: CN at June 29, 2020 01:30 PM (ONvIw)

I will blame bars and river tubing.

Posted by: Governor Abbott at June 29, 2020 01:31 PM

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LOL, some river tubing places in Texas are still up and running they just aren't "charging" you for the experience. They let you use their stuff for free and still pick you up and drop you off but they are not charging you for the experience.

There are donation boxes up though to tide them through these tough.times.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 29, 2020 01:39 PM (JUOKG)

275 Parler isn't going to last for a number of reasons, the biggest being that it's a closed system, i.e. you have to be a member to see others' posts.

Yup. The first rule of social network sites is that non-members have to be able to read the stuff. You can make it moderately unpleasant like Facebook and Reddit, but you can't lock it down entirely.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2020 01:40 PM (6XLoz)

276 271 "I have to admit that I've struggled with balancing my values as an American, and around free speech and free expression, with my values and the company's values around common human decency," Reddit CEO Steve Huffman said in a call with reporters.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life

Welcome to becoming a publisher and all the federal laws that come with it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:39 PM (rvtDF)

==========

If I were Trump, I'd be funding lawsuits against every major social media company for posts that have death threats against him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

277 Massive crowds came out for Pride Day in Chicago this weekend, I'm sure we won't see a spike in corona cases

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Ha. No, not corona cases.

Posted by: The Invisible Man at June 29, 2020 01:40 PM (v/PUE)

278 Welcome to becoming a publisher and all the federal laws that come with it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:39 PM (rvtDF)

"...here is your tube of Astroglide. You will need it."

Posted by: Vanya at June 29, 2020 01:40 PM (BAsqb)

279 wow, what stupid reporter just asked if the president was happy that the north won the civil war?

Kaylee said it was an absurd question.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2020 01:40 PM (8D42x)

280 Reddit just completely banned The_Donald.

==============

But every crackpot theory on Russian collusion or whatever still has a home there, right?

And twitter will soon ban PDJT, no doubt, even while leaving up Iranian mullahs and the Taliban etc.

When does the shooting start, again? I forgot to enter the date on my calendar.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Proud Democrat at June 29, 2020 01:40 PM (NVYyb)

281 The Bush family has done almost as much damage as the left has over 50
years. Because it was done stealthily and as covert as possible. And we
are only NOW finding out how bad the bastards screwed us.
***

I actually believe it was done stupidly and naively, not intentionally.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:40 PM (h1jJh)

282 Yup.

Reddit just completely banned The_Donald.

I'm sure all those people are now going to quietly disappear and probably vote for Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

In truth, Reddit killed off The Donald last year when they hid it. It hasn't been the same.

Posted by: AIDS at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (CqE5x)

283 Goldbrick sock removal

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (NVYyb)

284 Trump should have some low-level aide leak that he's resigning, then announce a press conference to make an important announcement. They'll all breathlessly rush to cover, then Trump announces that he's declaring BLM a domestic terrorist organization.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (H8QX8)

285 Can't do Parler. No one gets my phone number

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BUAHAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (Fs5vw)

286 Off AIDS sock

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (CqE5x)

287 284 Trump should have some low-level aide leak that he's resigning, then announce a press conference to make an important announcement. They'll all breathlessly rush to cover, then Trump announces that he's declaring BLM a domestic terrorist organization.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (H8QX

Oh that would be amazing.

Posted by: The Joker at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (Izzlo)

288 143 It doesn't matter who votes.

It matters who counts the votes.

See also, WA state.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo

***

Ever notice how Christine Gregoire (who never had a ballot she could find) has disappeared from the public eye? Wonder what beach she has retired to? It damned sure isn't Ocean Shores.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2020 01:23 PM (axyOa)

You got me curious.

She took some make work jobs, sinecure gigs mostly, and a stint at Harvard 'teaching'.

No public activity in the past 4 years I could find

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (l4C/z)

289 Yup.

Reddit just completely banned The_Donald.

I'm sure all those people are now going to quietly disappear and probably vote for Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

And ChapoTrapHouse. Isn't Chapo WILDLY Leftist?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (GbPPJ)

290 This here is my limit on social media, but whatever happen to Gab as an alternative?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (r+sAi)

291 230 Makes you wonder why are the left so keen on voter fraud even in districts where it should be super safe blue?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM (+dsLj)

Comrade, despite our best efforts, the hoarders and wreckers occasionally succeed in leading certain portions of the population astray. To ensure these persons cannot have a deleterious effect on the Democratic Process, we insert a buffer pad of votes to offset them.
Posted by: Vanya at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (BAsqb)

Vote conservative in desire to take care of your life, liberty, and family your are selfish and cruel.

Vote progressive to take money and liberty from other and your are considered noble and good.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 01:42 PM (JFO2v)

292 Yeah, it's too bad, but the USPS is not a neutral party. When I worked at Focus on the Family there were all kinds of issues with mailings. If I recall correctly, Focus had to hire lawyers and produce video evidence to force the USPS to deliver their mailings.
Posted by: Emmie at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (clsJu)

I can't stress enough for those of you who haven't signed up for USPS' "Informed Delivery," do it! You go now!

The distribution center sends you notice of what's coming, and so the letter carrier can't pretend it didn't come, or just put it in someone else's mailbox.

Accountability, baby.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:42 PM (hku12)

293 By the end of the summer Trump will be banned from every social media site.

They're building an argument of acclamation in which they hope to overwhelm the culture with Trump's toxic illegitimacy.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:43 PM (H8QX8)

294 Unpossible.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 29, 2020 01:43 PM (NWiLs)

295 The one thing I got wrong in 2020... yes, the ONLY thing I've been wrong about, is thinking Joe would have dropped the N word on mike somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (hku12)

He did back in the 90s, but he was quoting someone else.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2020 01:36 PM (tVQUs)

I've been led to believe there is no statue of lamentations on such things.

Release the kracken!

Eh, I mean, audio.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:43 PM (hku12)

296 The Bush family has done almost as much damage as the left has over 50 years.

I was fully prepared to vote against Ws second term. Then the DNC nominated John Freakin Kerry.

Ah, what the Hell - I voted for dickhead Romney as well. At least I didn't vote for Maverick.

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:43 PM (2E/Tt)

297 Trump should have some low-level aide leak that he's resigning, then announce a press conference to make an important announcement. They'll all breathlessly rush to cover, then Trump announces that he's declaring BLM a domestic terrorist organization.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (H8QX

I like it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:44 PM (YqDXo)

298 If Biden's "poor kids are just as smart as white kids" and "you ain't black" comments aren't enough for black democrats to think twice about voting for him, I don't think him singing along to a racist song will.

Posted by: LASue at June 29, 2020 01:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

299 To liberals who cry that voter ID is racist and disenfranchises the poor I ask:

If you played the state lottery and won you would need to show identification documents along with your lottery ticket to claim your winnings. Let's say you have no birth certificate, Driver's License or state ID, etc.

Is there any doubt in anyone's mind that this individual would move heaven, hell, and earth to get those ID documents to claim their winnings? Voting, not so much.

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2020 01:44 PM (oiNtH)

300 Yeah, am I missing something? What does a vaccine have to do with reaching herd immunity?

I thought, like Thomas Bender notes, that herd immunity is about contracting the virus and developing an immunity to it.

Is Fauci suggesting to reach herd immunity by purposely giving the vaccine -- which is the virus -- to people in order to reach herd immunity, instead of the "natural" way (people contracting it from other people)?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

For a lot of typical viruses, for which we have have vaccines for many years (polio is one, smallpox is another), by having a very large part of the population (some call this....the herd) innoculated, allowed the silly to refuse a vaccine, because they thought they were protected by the mythic "herd immunity".

You can get their via a vaccine or via natural immunity, but we will get there one way or another.

And just for the record, the question about the Covid 19 vaccine is something my wife and I bring up in various conversations. We have found very few that are willing to take the Covid 19 vaccine, if it ever arrives.

And it will be like Microsoft Windows software; you will constantly have to have updates.

Guffaw.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 01:44 PM (vcOmj)

301 241

Parler isn't going to last for a number of reasons, the biggest being that it's a closed system, i.e. you have to be a member to see others' posts.

Twitter wouldn't be a household name if that were the case. Hell, I've never joined Twitter even for a day and I read Tweets all the time. Think of that in assessing Parler.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM

The irony is that is how Facebook started out. As an exclusive site only for those with a Harvard e-mail address. And you could only get on the site if someone sent you an invitation.

Obviously that has not been the case for years now.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 29, 2020 01:44 PM (Do5/p)

302 "The distribution center sends you notice of what's coming, and so the letter carrier can't pretend it didn't come, or just put it in someone else's mailbox. "

I've been using informed delivery for over a year.

I still get images of shit that show up three days later.

Images of stuff with someone else's address on it.

Yeh, stupid folk do stupid shit.

Regardless of the technology.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:45 PM (3D/fK)

303 "It marks a major reversal for a company whose commitment to free
expression has historically been so strong that it once allowed users to
distribute stolen nude photos freely on the site."
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Or maybe just like the old porn argument from the Left, it was never about "free expression", just the freedom to engage in whatever debauchery they wanted. Maybe. Jury's still out.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:45 PM (Rg59Y)

304 Yeah, it's too bad, but the USPS is not a neutral
party. When I worked at Focus on the Family there were all kinds of
issues with mailings. If I recall correctly, Focus had to hire lawyers
and produce video evidence to force the USPS to deliver their mailings.

Posted by: Emmie at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (clsJu)

I can't stress enough for those of you who haven't signed up for USPS' "Informed Delivery," do it! You go now!

The distribution center sends you notice of what's coming, and so
the letter carrier can't pretend it didn't come, or just put it in
someone else's mailbox.

Accountability, baby.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:42 PM

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I tried that, but my mail still winds up all over town somehow.

The only thing that is absolutely 100% dead nuts accurate with the post office is my amazon prime packages. I bet amazon dings them for $$$ if they screw those up.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 29, 2020 01:45 PM (JUOKG)

305 At my old college 20+ years ago, a dorm resident registered other residents to vote (CA) without them knowing and because he had access to their mailboxes he intercepted filled out and returned forged ballots.

His Dad was a big shot in the local Republican business circles.

I can't the court record nowadays.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2020 01:45 PM (Y274z)

306 290 This here is my limit on social media, but whatever happen to Gab as an alternative?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2020 01:41 PM (r+sAi)

my impression was that a bunch of Stormfront types took over all the threads and started to dominate it.

I got a Parler account and have tried to look at it, but I also find their UI very cumbersome and difficult to use.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

307 I still have no idea if it'll be counted but short of standing over the counters with a club there's no guarantee. If they do this for the general election I'd think a lawsuit would be in order but the state supreme court is all D all the time so, useless.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 29, 2020 01:29 PM (d9Irc)
++++++++++
I like the way my broke-ass, backward CO county used to do this. You marked your ballot with a felt-tip pen. You took it to the counter. They fed it into the machine to scan. The vote was registered and acknowledged then and there, and the ballot fell out of the bottom of the machine into a box that would be locked for transit to the county.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:46 PM (hYcqw)

308 That seems highly illegal. Did the Republican party take the state to court over this?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2020 01:34 PM (nAiE/)

It was for the primary election, and it is said that this will not be required in the general. WA has closed primaries, and the stated intent is to ensure that voter identity is to remain separate from party preference, even though, in the past, putting the preference behind the secrecy envelope sufficed for such purposes. I voted Bernie in the primary, as a no risk option.

And, no, don't expect WA GOP to stand up for anything, really. The party is full of Trump-couch-fainters.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 01:46 PM (KnJdm)

309 I can't stress enough for those of you who haven't signed up for USPS' "Informed Delivery," do it! You go now!

The distribution center sends you notice of what's coming, and so the letter carrier can't pretend it didn't come, or just put it in someone else's mailbox.

Accountability, baby.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:42 PM (hku12)

I guess that assumes no corruption at the distribution center or before the mail gets there.

Posted by: LASue at June 29, 2020 01:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

310 The guy who is running Parler will become as bad as Zuckerberg.

He's whining and bloviating about getting liberals signed up.

He also makes too much an effort to claim he doesn't care. Obviously he does and he's a liberal.

Any time someone says they don't like either party? They're a liberal Democrat.

Cuz Independent conservatives will say they're not libertarian or GOP. They don't even consider being Democrat and don't expect anyone else to think so.

Plus they didn't ever plan to succeed as they never had any plans for any sort of rush to join up even tho that was a possibility.

No or poor planning tells me they're not up to the job and will fail.

That they can't seem to reconcile that I signed up but lost my pword and send me a new one is enough to put me off.

You can get free code to plug in to a website to take care of that. It's a trivial exercise in html. Yet they've failed to get that done.

I didn't know about the club attitude or the phone number deal.

Gab isn't much better.

I want to see Twitter and Google finally taken to the woodshed and told they don't get to rule the world.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 29, 2020 01:46 PM (jnzLe)

311 My theory on John Roberts is that he despises Trump
and his votes are entirely aimed at sticking it to Trump and his
supporters. He's a petty, vindictive and weak-minded little shit.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:37 PM (H8QX

That doesn't explain his ObamaCare vote. You know what does? He's a liberal scumbag.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:46 PM (Rg59Y)

312 Isn't the structure / intellectual property for MySpace still available to purchase ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 29, 2020 01:46 PM (2DOZq)

313 O/T"

Reddit bans r/The_Donald and r/ChapoTrapHouse as part of a major expansion of its rules

More than 2,000 communities are being removed on Monday for violating Reddit's new content policies

- The Verge

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 01:46 PM (bDqIh)

314 This just in from the NYT:

Two more people have been shot, one fatally, in the fourth shooting in 10 days within the boundaries of the free-protest zone set up near downtown Seattle amid a national wave of protests over police violence.

The latest shooting, at about 3 a.m. on Monday, has accelerated tensions over what happens next in the protest area, known as the Capitol Hill Organized Protest zone, or CHOP.

One victim arrived at Harborview Medical Center 3:30 a.m. from the CHOP area, transported there by Seattle Fire Department medics, and died in the hospital. Another victim, a teenager, was taken to the hospital in a private vehicle and remained in critical condition in intensive care, said a spokeswoman for Harborview. Neither victim has been identified, but both are black, the authorities said.

The violence, with a total of six people shot in an area of the city known in the past as a party corner of Seattle, noted for its bars, restaurants and colorful student-infused street life, has raised new questions over what happens next.

Colorful student-infused street life? Did Beirut have colorful student-infused street life too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

315 Whew. The excess deaths from lockdown are gonna be significant.

https://www.medrxiv.org/content

/10.1101/2020.06.26.20098434v1

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 29, 2020 01:47 PM (CuZ1D)

316 Who is the Master and who is the Slave.
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Are we still talking about Cake Girl? Best to leave the answer ambiguous.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:47 PM (Rg59Y)

317 311
That doesn't explain his ObamaCare vote. You know what does? He's a liberal scumbag.
Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:46 PM (Rg59Y)

==========

Apparently, he changed his vote last second from removing the ACA completely to his tortured logic to save it.

If that's true, it's not because he believed in the ACA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

318 The one thing I got wrong in 2020... yes, the ONLY thing I've been wrong
about, is thinking Joe would have dropped the N word on mike somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:22 PM (hku12)

He did back in the 90s, but he was quoting someone else.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2020 01:36 PM (tVQUs)

I've been led to believe there is no statue of lamentations on such things.

Release the kracken!

Eh, I mean, audio.

***

Patience my friend...Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:48 PM (h1jJh)

319 That doesn't explain his ObamaCare vote. You know what does? He's a liberal scumbag.
Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:46 PM (Rg59Y)

Roberts is Earl Warren 2.0.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

320 When ends justify all means which is what the left has formerly asserted since my childhood.

Of course they will cheat. That's a means to their end isn't it. Make no mistake the *only* reason they haven't gone pol pot is because they think they'd lose, and therefore violence isn't a means to their desired end.

Over and over agin they've proven if they feel violence is productive progress toward their ends, they will use it in any measure they deem beneficial.

Of course they will cheat. It's not as if they believe in Truth or something like that.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 29, 2020 01:48 PM (Y6UV7)

321 A little story from harris county in 2010 cycle.

Vasquez (voter registrar) said all the applications were gathered by paid deputies with the group Houston Votes.Of the 25,000 applications the group filed in the months of June, July, and August 2010, only 7,193 were actually for new legal voters.

So 1 out of 4 was for a real valid voter. My guess this is true for every voter reg process.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 01:48 PM (JFO2v)

322 This here is my limit on social media, but whatever happen to Gab as an alternative?

I gave it a serious try, but it got really Stormfronty in a hurry. I'd post "Good morning!" and 5 people would reply about JJ Sefton putting the blood of Gentiles in his matzoh. Made Twitter look sane.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2020 01:48 PM (6XLoz)

323 Release the kracken!

Eh, I mean, audio.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:43 PM (hku12)

I don't have TV. Has Trump been cutting clips from this and airing them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDHSt-CKtc

Posted by: Vanya at June 29, 2020 01:48 PM (BAsqb)

324 Reddit bans r/The_Donald and r/ChapoTrapHouse as part of a major expansion of its rules
they finally did it? they already drove out all the mods and replaced them with "reddit approved" mods to try to kill the donald. I guess they're finally willing to take the hit to their traffic and ad revenue by making official their long-unwritten rule: "no non-leftist discussion allowed"

Posted by: brak at June 29, 2020 01:49 PM (cG+eD)

325 297: He's declaring the dems a terrorist org? It's about time.

Posted by: CN at June 29, 2020 01:49 PM (ONvIw)

326 A CBS Study says blm riots did not lead to any new WuFlu cases. So there you go. Eating at a restaurant spreads the disease. Groups of 1000 rioters does not. Case closed.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 29, 2020 01:49 PM (m1H25)

327 If any problem with the election goes before the Supreme Court we know what Robert's will do....

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2020 01:49 PM (KNsKs)

328 I actually believe it was done stupidly and naively, not intentionally.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:40 PM (h1jJh)

Ask yourself who the Bushes are speaking out against now, and who they are silent about. You'll change your mind.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:49 PM (Rg59Y)

329 300

For a lot of typical viruses, for which we have have vaccines for many years (polio is one, smallpox is another), by having a very large part of the population (some call this.... the herd) innoculated, allowed the silly to refuse a vaccine, because they thought they were protected by the mythic "herd immunity".

You can get their via a vaccine or via natural immunity, but we will get there one way or another.

And just for the record, the question about the Covid 19 vaccine is something my wife and I bring up in various conversations. We have found very few that are willing to take the Covid 19 vaccine, if it ever arrives.

And it will be like Microsoft Windows software; you will constantly have to have updates.

Guffaw.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 01:44 PM

Last time I got a vaccine was back in 1990 when I was required to do so in order to attend high school.

Since then, I have had to go to the hospital for illness two times. Once in 1995 after my first year of college and was told I had mono. And once about 5 years ago when I had sinusitis that I thought was taking too long to run its course and made the mistake of going to the local clinic and they gave me stuff that just made things worse.

Other than that, I've been bedridden sick maybe once or twice in 30 years. And that was mostly because of migraine headaches.

So yeah, I do not intend to have anyone purposely inject virus into me when I have been living perfectly fine without that crap for 30 years now.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 29, 2020 01:49 PM (Do5/p)

330 Parler isn't going to last for a number of reasons, the biggest being that it's a closed system, i.e. you have to be a member to see others' posts.
----------------------------
Yup. The first rule of social network sites is that non-members have to be able to read the stuff. You can make it moderately unpleasant like Facebook and Reddit, but you can't lock it down entirely.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2020 01:40 PM (6XLoz)

I love the noosepapers and other sites that don't like ad blocker.

They're like, "whatcha got there? Looks like you have ad blocker turned on."

I'm like "Yup."

They're like, "well can ya turn it off?"

I'm like, "Nope."

They're like, "well then, we ain't lettin' you read our totally spectacular content."

I'm like, "F you, this is the line I draw, and you just ain't that special that I need you as much as you think I do for my information. Bye now."

End of imaginary discussion.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:49 PM (hku12)

331 Hey mon, I'm not feelin' de love of Halie Selassie in your words.

Posted by: Iron Lion Zion at June 29, 2020 01:49 PM (74j79)

332 Whew. The excess deaths from lockdown are gonna be significant.

***

Technically, those are Covid related deaths too.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:49 PM (h1jJh)

333 I actually believe it was done stupidly and naively, not intentionally.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:40 PM (h1jJh)

You do know that Daddy Bush was once Director of the CIA?

He was also the one to coin the phrase The New World Order?

Probably spoke too soon or out of turn.

Believe me, They knew exactly what they were doing. Don't buy the ignorant twit act.

That was just a role they had to play.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 29, 2020 01:50 PM (jnzLe)

334 I like the way my broke-ass, backward CO county used to do this. You marked your ballot with a felt-tip pen. You took it to the counter. They fed it into the machine to scan. The vote was registered and acknowledged then and there, and the ballot fell out of the bottom of the machine into a box that would be locked for transit to the county.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:46 PM (hYcqw)

add a machine to punch so it could not be run again and it would be even better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 01:50 PM (JFO2v)

335
New Jersey.
Fuggedaboudit.

Posted by: Zod at June 29, 2020 01:50 PM (yvnmY)

336 It is better to be a the front of a pack of dreadful cheaters than at the back saying 'How dreadful!'.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 29, 2020 01:50 PM (kwJM2)

337 I gave it a serious try, but it got really Stormfronty in a hurry. I'd post "Good morning!" and 5 people would reply about JJ Sefton putting the blood of Gentiles in his matzoh. Made Twitter look sane.

Yeah. I mean there are good people there but Gab is a nasty rough place. I stopped going back after a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2020 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

338 I gave it a serious try, but it got really Stormfronty in a hurry. I'd post "Good morning!" and 5 people would reply about JJ Sefton putting the blood of Gentiles in his matzoh. Made Twitter look sane.
Posted by: Ian S.

Oh, so it's like the comment section at Zero Hedge?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 01:50 PM (vcOmj)

339 They're building an argument of acclamation in which they hope to overwhelm the culture with Trump's toxic illegitimacy.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:43 PM (H8QX

Also known as Campaign 2016. They won't dare campaign on issues because he will rail them. Guess who wins again.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:51 PM (Rg59Y)

340 And just for the record, the question about the Covid 19 vaccine is something my wife and I bring up in various conversations. We have found very few that are willing to take the Covid 19 vaccine, if it ever arrives.

And it will be like Microsoft Windows software; you will constantly have to have updates.

Guffaw.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 01:44 PM (vcOmj)

Once there is a vaccine, the new metric for re-opening will be 100% of the population has to take it. Which of course won't happen, so they get to continue the lockdown & rule by fiat.

Posted by: The Joker at June 29, 2020 01:51 PM (Izzlo)

341
I got a Parler account and have tried to look at it, but I also find their UI very cumbersome and difficult to use.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

I bet Twatter was similar in the beginning. As they start to compile millions in revenue, they'll improve.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 29, 2020 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

342 In 2016, they stopped the Jill Stein recount in MI because of MASSIVE voter fraud in Wayne county. I heard this from someone who was part of the recount efforts for Trump. The fraud was on the part of the Dem poll workers.

What did the MI R governor do? He held "training" so everyone knew that when there were 132 votes for Trump, you should not write 132 votes for Hillary.

/if no one prosecutes voter fraud, there is no voter fraud

Posted by: Dr at June 29, 2020 01:51 PM (ZCiJZ)

343 ... One victim arrived at Harborview Medical Center 3:30 a.m. from the CHOP area, transported there by Seattle Fire Department medics, and died in the hospital. ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)
+++++++++++++
Why are King Raz's subjects receiving city services?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:52 PM (hYcqw)

344 #300
There are no existant widely administered human RNA virus vaccines AFAIK.

A coronavirus vaccine would be a first.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2020 01:52 PM (Y274z)

345 I was having more fun talking about cake girl.

I'm a big fan.

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 01:52 PM (2E/Tt)

346 I love the noosepapers and other sites that don't like ad blocker.

Same. If I can't read something with the ad blocker on, I just close the tab.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2020 01:52 PM (6XLoz)

347 >>Parler isn't going to last for a number of reasons, the biggest being that it's a closed system, i.e. you have to be a member to see others' posts.

I've seen scattered reports that they are working the ban-hammer hard?

Would be surprised if the *don't* star getting pressure to police Trump's and others speech, and when they don't the get deplatformed by all associated service providers, advertisers, payment processors, etc.. Let's also not pretend that the Fortune 500 alliance to make facebook inhibit "hate speech" wasn't effective. Could Parler survive without advertisers, VISA/Mastercard for payments, etc.?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 01:52 PM (bDqIh)

348 That they can't seem to reconcile that I signed up but lost my pword and send me a new one is enough to put me off.

Posted by: jakee308

Why didn't you write it down?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2020 01:52 PM (L6ZYH)

349 I've said many times that the world the left wants is like the one in the movie Soylent Green. The people even wear surgical masks.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2020 01:53 PM (KNsKs)

350 As they start to compile millions in revenue, they'll improve.

"Oh we'll make sure that never happens"
--Online banking services, rival social media

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

351 Oh, so it's like the comment section at Zero Hedge?

Yes.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2020 01:53 PM (6XLoz)

352 Technically, those are Covid related deaths too.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:49 PM (h1jJh)

*head explodes*

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 29, 2020 01:53 PM (CuZ1D)

353 45 ftw

Posted by: scrunity matters at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (BRkq2)

354 A CBS Study says blm riots did not lead to any new WuFlu cases.

*******

Awesome, so there should be no issue with Trump rallies then!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (+dsLj)

355 #343 So coronavirus is killing CHAZ/CHOP residents?

How did it get in? They had armed guards and a wall. WTF rover.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (Y274z)

356 343 ... One victim arrived at Harborview Medical Center 3:30 a.m. from the CHOP area, transported there by Seattle Fire Department medics, and died in the hospital. ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)
+++++++++++++
Why are King Raz's subjects receiving city services?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:52 PM (hYcqw)

And where is BLM?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (YqDXo)

357 I bet I just auto-banned myself. I posted this on the Morning Rant.

535 I'm sorta back. I'll post an update about losing my buddy Splotchy McFatCat this evening.
I couldn't resist this Basic training story based on the thread and the butthurt from Mrs. "yourNameIsWhatTheFuck_I_SayItIS"
In basic, way back when the PRC-77 was new Army Inventory, there was a kid from Puerto Rico going through with us. Dude had like five names and he was learning English the hard way at the same time. so he'd rattle off anibalguytearodrigues at a morse code rate of maybe 200 words per minute. Drill Sgt was "what the PHUCK did you just say?" and then the fun would begin. Hell it was fun for us too even if we were doing dude's pushups while he stuttered and cluster phucked up the spoken language.
End of about 45 minutes of low crawling, cannon cockers, sugar cookies, and dying cockroaches later, dude's new name was "Ralph". Private "Ralph" was even introducing himself ten years later as "Ralph" with his rank in front of it. Still funny as all get out.
~~Ace, thank you for the thread that made me smile again this week with a happy memory.~~

537 correction - ~~Ace~~ OM, thank you for the thread that made me smile again this week with a happy memory.
Ace - thank you for the blog that keeps me sane.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (td8Ta)

358 Social media banning "both sides" in prep for DOJ cases.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (CuZ1D)

359 If I can't read something with the ad blocker on, I just close the tab.

Same here. There's nothing on the internet that I can't easily do without.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

360 >>What did the MI R governor do? He held "training" so everyone knew that when there were 132 votes for Trump, you should not write 132 votes for Hillary.

Wasn't it the case that for a handful of precincts, it was more like: Don't certify that there are 132 votes for Hillary when the box contains 15 ballots total?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

361 Parler isn't going to last for a number of reasons, the biggest being that it's a closed system, i.e. you have to be a member to see others' posts.

-

Ha. I wouldn't be suprised if Google and Facebook created it especially for us.

Posted by: The Invisible Man at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (gWn52)

362 And it will be like Microsoft Windows software; you will constantly have to have updates.

Guffaw.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 01:44 PM (vcOmj)

The blue scream of death will have a new meaning!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (eTZoJ)

363 How long shall we work within the system?

How many times must we grit our teeth and bear it?

The time is drawing near when I can no longer comply with any government regulation when the very basis of it is flawed.

All men are not equal, those that are in charge do not operate within the confines of the law. We are supposed to be a nation of laws and not Kings and Queens.

But I personally have reached the point where I don't believe in the rule of law anymore because it is unevenly and disproportionately applied at the whimsy of our rulers.

So what am I left with? At this point I can only act in my own best interest and under the guidelines for justice and righteousness as laid out by Scripture because man is inherently unjust and perverse.

I'm just deluding myself to think otherwise.

It's akin to John Bobbitt thinking he can still reconcile his marriage. We're just gonna wind up mutilated again, screaming in frustration for justice with our severed penis in a McDonald's cup full of ice hoping it can be reattached again, figuratively speaking.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2020 01:55 PM (RNmlC)

364 He was also the one to coin the phrase The New World Order?"

pssst.... pull a dollar bill out of your pocket.

look at that logo underneath the pyramid on the back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:55 PM (Kpl3J)

365 Apparently, he changed his vote last second from removing the ACA completely to his tortured logic to save it.

If that's true, it's not because he believed in the ACA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
It may just mean he does what his masters tell him. Perhaps "they" thought they would really stick it to "us" and give the whole thing super credibility by having Roberts be the dissenter instead of Kennedy. And so "they" changed it at the last minute and their liberal lapdog went along with it.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:55 PM (Rg59Y)

366 All of the news outlets and even one man blogs have a problem; They are trying to use a pay model similar to a magazine subscription or a daily newspaper.

Few will want to or have the need to pay those prices.

A newspaper runs about 50cents for a daily that is full of all sorts of articles and news and sometimes ads. (not so much these days which is why they're dying)

People would pay that because they received a lot in return for their money.

Most prices I see are ridiculous on their face. There is no way you are receiving any sort of return worth that money.

And eventually they fail because people realize it and stop paying.

There needs to be some why to pay using a micropayment system that will work almost without pause.

Until the ability to cause a impulse buy by a reader is available, no one will pay long term subscriptions. Not in the quantities needed to pay for the enterprise.

Until the Internet gets it's shit together that's the way it will stay.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 29, 2020 01:55 PM (jnzLe)

367 If Covid was truly easily transmissible and deadly the left would WANT Trump to hold rallies. The bigger the better...

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2020 01:55 PM (KNsKs)

368 One victim arrived at Harborview Medical Center 3:30 a.m. from the CHOP
area, transported there by Seattle Fire Department medics, and died in
the hospital. ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

+++++++++++++

Why are King Raz's subjects receiving city services?

***
Yeah? What kind of shitty Utopia doesn't have hospitals and free healthcare

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:55 PM (h1jJh)

369 "Protesters" have set up a mini-guillotine in front of Jeff Bezos' house.

I hate the guy as much as any of you, but how is this any different than burning a cross in someone's front yard?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8oprkqu

Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (YYlyE)

370 Colorful, student infused?
It's one of the gayest parts of town. Lib/commie to the core. MY guess is it's gangbangers drug skirmishes over turf. Mayor Jenny's promise to shut it down Sunday and remove the barriers never materialized.
Now, led by the commie city council member Kshama Sawant the mobs are marching in her neighborhood. I suspect that the police will be there to protect her and her property in force.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (d9Irc)

371 I've seen scattered reports that they are working the ban-hammer hard?

they kind of have to moderate they were just SLAMMED by idiot trolls over the weekend. they banned fairly.

there are two levels of "authenticity" I personally am not super comfortable with the red badge BUT they promise to not keep the info once verified I think

I mean here Ace has my email addy right? the actual one lol

if Parler isn't smart about getting rid of the mobys they will be Gab very very soon. so far they're doing well

I myself flagged a whole lot of trolls and I feel great about it. I know a paid liberal plant when I see one

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (j9HX3)

372 >>> There are no existant widely administered human RNA virus vaccines AFAIK.

>>>A coronavirus vaccine would be a first.

Polio and Measles disagree.

BTW rabies is also an RNA virus vaccine. Works well enough in humans when administered.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (Y6UV7)

373 Wasn't it the case that for a handful of precincts, it was more like: Don't certify that there are 132 votes for Hillary when the box contains 15 ballots total?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

I heard of one box that was tagged with either 250 or 300 and actually had 50 in it.

I will say one thing for Gab-- I was on it when all that shit was going down in Nov-Dec 2016 and a LOT of info was being disseminated on there.

Posted by: Vanya at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (BAsqb)

374 Caveman Lawyer > Robot Lawyer

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (dNzKv)

375 "Protesters" have set up a mini-guillotine in front of Jeff Bezos' house.

I hate the guy as much as any of you, but how is this any different than burning a cross in someone's front yard?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8oprkqu
Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (YYlyE)
++++++++++++++
It isn't. IT starts to make sense when you understand that Antifa is the new KKK.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (hYcqw)

376 Colorful student-infused street life? Did Beirut have colorful student-infused street life too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

No, but we really did! University of Sarajevo

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (gmo/4)

377 So yeah, I do not intend to have anyone purposely inject virus into me when I have been living perfectly fine without that crap for 30 years now.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

I'm old enough to remember when the Polio vaccines were considered a miracle, because there had been Polio epidemics that showed up periodically. Polio killed and crippled children, and adults too.
I can remember lining up in kindergarten to take the oral vaccine. EVERYBODY DID!

When I was a child, I was bitten by an unknown dog. They never found the dog, and I had to take the rabies vaccine. That could kill you too, for various reasons. But rabies would kill you if you actually got it.

The so-called Covid 19 vaccine may be based on RNA - type technology, not on either a weakened virus or a killed virus phage (typical of the Polio vaccine).

Bill Gates (not a scientist) alleges that the RNA vaccines are the "wave of the future". No one knows what they really do. One of Gates' vaccine campaigns in India killed a fair number of people vaccinated. Gates is persona non grata in India.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (vcOmj)

378 Reddit just did a major purge of right wing subredits. They took out the anti-Biden left ones as well to be "even handed."

The election censorship is in force, and Conservative Inc. will defend it because "muh private corporations"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (LZ7Gl)

379 To whoever mentioned protest not causing virus spike, did they leave out the fact you are not allowed to ask about protest participation in most cities?

Posted by: CN at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (ONvIw)

380 Why are King Raz's subjects receiving city services?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:52 PM (hYcqw)

And where is BLM?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (YqDXo)

Compared to police shootings, notice how EVERY relevant fact is being carefully edited out of that story?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (Kpl3J)

381 Tim Poole reports that he received a mail in ballot for someone who doesn't even live at his house.

Posted by: Schuler at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (x+oi4)

382 Ace - thank you for the blog that keeps me sane.
Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (td8Ta)

Thanks for being here, Bif

My condolences to you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (l4C/z)

383 "The distribution center sends you notice of what's coming, and so the letter carrier can't pretend it didn't come, or just put it in someone else's mailbox. "
-------------------------------------
I've been using informed delivery for over a year.

I still get images of shit that show up three days later.

Images of stuff with someone else's address on it.

Yeh, stupid folk do stupid shit.

Regardless of the technology.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 01:45 PM (3D/fK)

Yeah, no question it is far from perfect, but it's better than having no accountability.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (hku12)

384 "Protesters" have set up a mini-guillotine in front of Jeff Bezos' house.

I hate the guy as much as any of you, but how is this any different than burning a cross in someone's front yard?

----
Betcha they got that guillotine off of Amazon

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (h1jJh)

385 Social media banning "both sides" in prep for DOJ cases.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (CuZ1D)

Bingo bango bongo.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (Rg59Y)

386
I hate the guy as much as any of you, but how is this any different than burning a cross in someone's front yard?

Guillotine targeting WHITE MAN= good

Cross targeting BLACK MAN= bad

/understand now?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at June 29, 2020 01:58 PM (ZCiJZ)

387 244
"WA state required voters to mark the outside of their ballot envelope with their claimed party affiliation"

LOL like THAT is not going to be abused.

Posted by: Fen at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (TNHVJ)

One way or the other the left will do away with the "secret" ballot. cause......robble robble fascism or something robble robble.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 29, 2020 01:58 PM (0yBk9)

388 I can't stress enough for those of you who haven't signed up for USPS' "Informed Delivery," do it! You go now!

Accountability, baby.

Posted by: BurtTC

I've had my phone number for over 20 years. They can't verify my identity.

Fucking accountability my ass.

DIAF USPS.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:58 PM (rvtDF)

389 I can't stress enough for those of you who haven't signed up for USPS' "Informed Delivery," do it! You go now!

The distribution center sends you notice of what's coming, and so the letter carrier can't pretend it didn't come, or just put it in someone else's mailbox.

Accountability, baby.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:42 PM (hku12)

This is very useful info, and needs wider distribution. I didn't, until your comment, know about this option.

Here's a link to USPS signup page :

https://tinyurl.com/y3blc66e

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2020 01:58 PM (Z4rgH)

390 That item in the sidebar about TN sure is great. The same people that destroy businesses over pornographic gay wedding cakes also threaten to burn down businesses for catering to groups they don't like.

The cognitive dissonance is just astounding.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:58 PM (hYcqw)

391 I take mine to the drop box as well. BUT, the last time we did that, there was someone taking ballots out. There was nothing that indicated she was an elections official. And she was taking ballots out about five minutes before eight.

And I hate the idea that you need to put your party affliation on the ballot. that's ridiculous.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 29, 2020 01:58 PM (JKNZq)

392 C'mon, Ace, give it up. VOTER. FRAUD. DOESN'T. EXIST.
How about they tie all government entitlements to an ID you have to show when you pick up the cheque from your local government office, and then you can use that to vote also?

Posted by: TheHoser at June 29, 2020 01:58 PM (IDjUx)

393 Damn.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 29, 2020 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

394 Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (YYlyE)

I know I shouldn't laugh at this. I'm not laughing, I swear. It's horrible. What happened to the rule of law and all that stuff. I'm not giggling, I promise. Totally straight face here.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 01:59 PM (Rg59Y)

395 Voting on election day unless you're military overseas.

Purple thumbprints.

Posted by: The Invisible Man at June 29, 2020 01:59 PM (gWn52)

396 Apparently, he changed his vote last second from removing the ACA completely to his tortured logic to save it.

There's no way of knowing for sure, but from what I understand he was of two minds, trying to decide. Staffers wrote up two decisions on it and he looked them over and chose poorly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

397 390 That item in the sidebar about TN sure is great. The same people that destroy businesses over pornographic gay wedding cakes also threaten to burn down businesses for catering to groups they don't like.

The cognitive dissonance is just astounding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 01:58 PM (hYcqw)

They just hate who they hate. Nothing contradictory about it(except for their excuses).

Posted by: Someguy at June 29, 2020 01:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

398 374 Caveman Lawyer > Robot Lawyer
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (dNzKv)

Hyperchicken lawyer> Caveman Lawyer

Posted by: The Joker at June 29, 2020 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

399 Had someone say that the rally for Floyd didn't cause a spike in covid, in my Facebook timeline just two posts after FoxNews Houston put out the story about the rally attended by 60,000 people and they are testing positive.

Oops.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 01:35 PM (rvtDF)

Know why so many in Houston turned out for the rally?

They misunderstood.
They thought it was George Foreman.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 01:59 PM (gmxXe)

400 Release the kracken!

Eh, I mean, audio.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:43 PM (hku12)

I don't have TV. Has Trump been cutting clips from this and airing them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDHSt-CKtc

Posted by: Vanya at June 29, 2020 01:48 PM (BAsqb)

Interesting. He's mostly right, of course.

The thing is though, you can't both be honest and cultivate black votes. One or the other. Choose.

If they're dumb enough to blame Republicans for questioning Lyndon Johnson's phony civil rights legislation, but completely forgive SloJoe for harsher sentencing, well...

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)

401
No, these leftists shouldn't be putting a guillotine in Bezos' yard. It's a terroristic threat.

But it is different than a cross-burning, in one sense.

When the Klan would burn crosses on the lawns of uppity blacks, they didn't have it coming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2020 02:00 PM (oJN+m)

402 >>"Protesters" have set up a mini-guillotine in front of Jeff Bezos' house.

I hate the guy as much as any of you, but how is this any different than burning a cross in someone's front yard?
- - - -

Hey, his newspaper has been all-in for defending antifa and blm. The pictures I've seen indicate it's a "mostly peaceful" protest, so who are we to judge, amirite?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

403 I hate the guy as much as any of you, but how is this any different than burning a cross in someone's front yard?

Its not. And since he has no shits to give about me - I have none to give about him.

Play fair time is over. I can be the better man. I can also be the way, way worse man.

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 02:00 PM (2E/Tt)

404 "Protesters" have set up a mini-guillotine in front of Jeff Bezos' house.

----

There is an easier way to protest Bezos... Stop buying all of your shit from Amazon you idiots... Connections? How do they work???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 02:00 PM (h1jJh)

405 374 Caveman Lawyer > Robot Lawyer

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (dNzKv)

Hyperchicken lawyer> Caveman Lawyer

Posted by: The Joker at June 29, 2020 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

Super Chicken > Hyper Chicken > Caveman Lawyer

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2020 02:00 PM (gmo/4)

406 so what are we going to do when they blatantly steal the election with fake ballots?

Posted by: concerned citizen at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (GJNDp)

407 Local elections matter.

-Congress

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (zr5Kq)

408 My problem with the Supreme Court decision is that it makes no sense. There's zero constitutional support for it. There's zero medical support for it. There's zero logic support for it. There's zero women's protection support for it. The only possible reason you would come to any such conclusion is that you simply wanted to keep abortion as unrestricted as possible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

409 So that St Louis couple that pointed guns at the mob donated $4000 to Democrats. LOLGF

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (m1H25)

410 360 >>What did the MI R governor do? He held "training" so everyone knew that when there were 132 votes for Trump, you should not write 132 votes for Hillary.

Wasn't it the case that for a handful of precincts, it was more like: Don't certify that there are 132 votes for Hillary when the box contains 15 ballots total?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

When green candidate got a recount the were precincts with 300% over votes

Voting machines in more than one-third of all Detroit precincts registered more votes than they should have during last months presidential election, according to Wayne County records

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (JFO2v)

411 "401
No, these leftists shouldn't be putting a guillotine in Bezos' yard. It's a terroristic threat.

But it is different than a cross-burning, in one sense.

When the Klan would burn crosses on the lawns of uppity blacks, they didn't have it coming."

Beautiful.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (puu6v)

412 Hey, his newspaper has been all-in for defending antifa and blm. The pictures I've seen indicate it's a "mostly peaceful" protest, so who are we to judge, amirite?
Posted by: Lizzy

peaceful protesters.

LOL

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (FZYNt)

413 Roberts changed his vote you will remember after Obama publicly insulted him.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (KNsKs)

414 Play fair time is over. I can be the better man. I can also be the way, way worse man.
Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 02:00 PM (2E/Tt)
+++++++++++++
No. Play unfair time is over.

It is entirely unfair to respond differently. If you get punched, you don't ask for an apology. You punch back. Someone builds a guillotine on your lawn? You don't silently take it down when they leave. You rip it apart and then erect scarlet letters on their lawn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)

415 so what are we going to do when they blatantly steal the election with fake ballots?

Posted by: concerned citizen at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (GJNDp)

Shoot all the concerned citizens...

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (gmo/4)

416 Colorful student-infused street life?

Bacteria colonies are colorful.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (+MpRO)

417 "There's nothing on the internet that I can't easily do without."

well......there is this place.

It keeps me sane.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (3D/fK)

418 Nothing to see here. Move along.
We're guaranteed free and fair elections by the Constitution, right?
Well, NO! NOT IF THE DEMOCRATS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

BLM JIM CROW!
We don't want to suppress minority turnout after all.

Posted by: Kurtz at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (h+6I8)

419 389 I can't stress enough for those of you who haven't signed up for USPS' "Informed Delivery," do it! You go now!

The distribution center sends you notice of what's coming, and so the letter carrier can't pretend it didn't come, or just put it in someone else's mailbox.

Accountability, baby.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:42 PM (hku12)

This is very useful info, and needs wider distribution. I didn't, until your comment, know about this option.

Here's a link to USPS signup page :

https://tinyurl.com/y3blc66e
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2020 01:58 PM (Z4rgH)

I'd been waiting for over a week to get a package from ebay. USPS said they tried to deliver twice but yada yada yada. The day I signed up for informed delivery, they delivered my package. YMMV.

Posted by: The Joker at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (Izzlo)

420 Spider Chicken > Super Chicken > Hyper Chicken > Caveman Lawyer

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (zr5Kq)

421 409 So that St Louis couple that pointed guns at the mob donated $4000 to Democrats. LOLGF
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

not a mob

peaceful protesters

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (FZYNt)

422 Bill Gates (not a scientist) alleges that the RNA vaccines are the "wave of the future". No one knows what they really do. One of Gates' vaccine campaigns in India killed a fair number of people vaccinated. Gates is persona non grata in India.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

Killed a fair number.
Crippled more.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (rvtDF)

423 Abortion is the most important sacrament of the church of Sata....I mean the left

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (KNsKs)

424 Gates is persona non grata in India.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (vcOmj)

We should learn from the subcontinent.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (y7DUB)

425
The election censorship is in force, and Conservative Inc. will defend it because "muh private corporations"
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (LZ7Gl)

-------

I pretty well predicted the timeline for how this would unfold last spring. Everything's been really close so far. I got that one right.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (oJN+m)

426 So Texas was doubling every 30 days

Harris Dallas and Travis counties TRIPLED in less than 28 days after protests.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (JFO2v)

427 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 01:55 PM (Kpl3J)

I know what you mean but his was a reference to the World at large.

The symbolism on the bill is from FreeMasonry and refers to a new secular order.

Not a New WORLD Order.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (jnzLe)

428 Boris the Spider > Spider Chicken > Super Chicken > Hyper Chicken > Caveman Lawyer

Posted by: Adriane the Anaconda Critic ... at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (LPnfS)

429 Troy Nehls is in a primary run against Kathaleen Walls. She ran against Dan Crenshaw (north Houston) and is now going against Nehls (SW Houston/Ft Bend County).

She only runs negative ads. She has zero speaking skills but she has scads of cash. Very doubtful she can win because her voice alone drives people away.

Posted by: DanMan at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (XTiHL)

430 No, but we really did! University of Sarajevo
Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (gmo/4)

Parties in Gavrilo Princip Hall were epic!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (YqDXo)

431 Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 29, 2020 01:56 PM (j9HX3)

Hey Orchid - you are here!

I saved this for you, from finding it the other night. I either remember you being called a troll/moby when you first got here, or you recounted the story of it several years ago and I remember that.

Either way, you weren't the only one in this thread with your head screwed on super tight, but it's a fascinating thread and you have some *really* good stuff in here:

Trump: If I Can't Have the Presidency I'll Make Sure Obama Wins

That's an ace headline, not a direct quote. April 12, 2011.

https://tinyurl.com/y8z6q6dj

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (Rg59Y)

432 #blm is also protesting DC lunch spots.
Your rules, DC/Lefties. Enjoy them.

https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/

1276344743820234758

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (bDqIh)

433 Play fair time is over. I can be the better man. I can also be the way, way worse man.
Posted by: Children of the Banned

"HATE HAS NO HOME HERE!"

But the guy outback in the garage has guns, and is in a foul mood today.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (vcOmj)

434 ThenMSM is in full protests did nothing to increase cases, it is all due to the economy reopening mode today.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 29, 2020 02:04 PM (m1H25)

435 Super Chicken

https://youtu.be/FKss2pBYQ6Y

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 29, 2020 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

436 We eliminate the USPS when voting. We drop them off about 7:30 election night. Still doesn't hamper who counts the ballots but reduces their time to cheat.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 29, 2020 02:04 PM (A5uIJ)

437 he only runs negative ads. She has zero speaking skills but she has scads of cash. Very doubtful she can win because her voice alone drives people away.
Posted by: DanMan at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (XTiHL)

Her spelling is not so good, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 29, 2020 02:04 PM (YqDXo)

438 429
crenshaw is a gun-grabbing neocon. fuck him

Posted by: concerned citizen at June 29, 2020 02:04 PM (GJNDp)

439 There's no way of knowing for sure, but from what I understand he was of two minds, trying to decide. Staffers wrote up two decisions on it and he looked them over and chose poorly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

I've heard this as well. But he's not RBG. I really doubt he doesn't write his own opinions. He may have had two drafts in front of him, but he wrote them or was completely in charge of the content.

I do think he waited until the last moment. We'll never know about the horse trading that went on. Maybe another justice backed out and he had to cover. Or maybe he was promised something else at the end...

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 29, 2020 02:04 PM (CuZ1D)

440 09 So that St Louis couple that pointed guns at the mob donated $4000 to Democrats. LOLGF

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

Yeah, a couple of liberal, ambulance chasing injury lawyers. Karma, she is, how you say, a bitch.

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2020 02:05 PM (gmo/4)

441 I'd been waiting for over a week to get a package from ebay. USPS said they tried to deliver twice but yada yada yada. The day I signed up for informed delivery, they delivered my package. YMMV.
Posted by: The Joker

Just tried to sign up. They couldn't verify my identity thru my cell phone number.

The number I've had for over 20 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 02:05 PM (rvtDF)

442 Twitch also just banned PDJT. Because, they said, they don't like him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 29, 2020 02:05 PM (NVYyb)

443 I do not believe the infec. rates and # of deaths due to Peking pox. No reason to believe Texas science or the feds.

Posted by: azalea city at June 29, 2020 02:05 PM (WX+x0)

444
Harris Dallas and Travis counties TRIPLED in less than 28 days after protests.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (JFO2v)

But I'm told it was bars and river tubing........

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 29, 2020 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

445 >>Bill Gates (not a scientist) alleges that the RNA vaccines are the "wave of the future". No one knows what they really do. One of Gates' vaccine campaigns in India killed a fair number of people vaccinated. Gates is persona non grata in India.
P

His polio vaccine.
He tested a meningitis(IIRC) vaccine in Kenya that - get this - sterilized the young women it was given to.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 02:05 PM (bDqIh)

446 432
#blm is also protesting DC lunch spots.

Your rules, DC/Lefties. Enjoy them.

https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/

1276344743820234758

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (bDqIh)
this is how you win the hearts and minds of the undecideds

Posted by: kallisto at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (DJFLF)

447 404
"Protesters" have set up a mini-guillotine in front of Jeff Bezos' house.

----

There
is an easier way to protest Bezos... Stop buying all of your shit from
Amazon you idiots... Connections? How do they work???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 02:00 PM (h1jJh)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE BEZOS WAS DOXING ANTI-ANTIFA CUSTOMER'S OF HIS AND NOW ANTIFA SETS UP A GUILLOTINE IN HIS FRONT YARD AND THERE IS NO ONE THERE WHO CARES ABOUT HIM AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THERE IS A CAUTIONARY POEM ABOUT HIM AND THIS.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (0yBk9)

448 Obvious dry run for Nov.

Watch happens, or doesn't happen, to the perps

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (oAY8z)

449 As Instapundit said last week we were all racist this week we are back to we are all going to die. Next week it will be something else maybe.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (KNsKs)

450 Harris Dallas and Travis counties TRIPLED in less than 28 days after protests.

I'm a couple of counties from Houston and our little town's council will hold a vote tonight to enforce mask wearing. I will bet any that vote for it will be swept from office the next election.

Posted by: DanMan at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (XTiHL)

451 389 I can't stress enough for those of you who haven't signed up for USPS' "Informed Delivery," do it! You go now!

The distribution center sends you notice of what's coming, and so the letter carrier can't pretend it didn't come, or just put it in someone else's mailbox.

Accountability, baby.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 01:42 PM (hku12)

This is very useful info, and needs wider distribution. I didn't, until your comment, know about this option.

Here's a link to USPS signup page :

https://tinyurl.com/y3blc66e
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2020 01:58 PM (Z4rgH)

nice, thanks. We'll see how it works

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (l4C/z)

452 445 Whoopsie

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (KNsKs)

453 In the Leftist religious cult, "racism" is the ultimate sin.

I refuse to worship their gods, or respect the tenets of their death cult.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (+MpRO)

454 So that St Louis couple that pointed guns at the mob donated $4000 to Democrats. LOLGF
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 29, 2020 02:01 PM (m1H25)

Hah!

I saw the photo and cringed. Idiots who don't know how to carry weapons openly without breaking the law.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2020 02:07 PM (hku12)

455 I used to live out in the boonies and had a long driveway like 700 or 800 fret. FedEx and UPS would drive up to the house and deliver packages. Isla would leave them at the mailbox on the street. When I complained I was told due to safety reasons carriers cannot come to the house. Safety reason my ass. More like lazy union reasons.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 29, 2020 02:07 PM (m1H25)

456 So that St Louis couple that pointed guns at the mob donated $4000 to Democrats. LOLGF

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

Yeah, a couple of liberal, ambulance chasing injury lawyers. Karma, she is, how you say, a bitch.
Posted by: Archer

Pissed my off to no end. Story said "semi-auto rifle with extended magazine".

No, you fucking idiots. 30 round magazines are STANDARD.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 02:07 PM (rvtDF)

457 408 Funny, precedent matters little when the Left wants to 'fundamentally transform' the nation.

Posted by: socalcon at June 29, 2020 02:07 PM (Roy2Z)

458 So that St Louis couple that pointed guns at the mob donated $4000 to Democrats. LOLGF

***

The expression you are looking for is "chickens coming home to roost"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 02:07 PM (h1jJh)

459 #blm is also protesting DC lunch spots.

Your rules, DC/Lefties. Enjoy them.
...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++++++++
I remember when flash mobs at least did a dance number or something goofy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2020 02:07 PM (hYcqw)

460 27 I remember a Cracked post about a decade ago that was purported to prove that vote fraud never happened. The logic was the the penalties were too high and the benefits too small to be in proportion for a logical person to pursue it.

That was the best the person writing had to offer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 29, 2020 01:10 PM

That's why nobody molests children. The risk and penalties are too awful. Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 29, 2020 02:07 PM (lW69B)

461 @Joe Mannix, Antifa isn't the KKK, it's the Jacobin Club.

Posted by: sunny-dee at June 29, 2020 02:07 PM (Z2HD7)

462
this is how you win the hearts and minds of the undecideds
Posted by: kallisto at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (DJFLF)

--------

Nobody in DC is undecided. 92% Dem. The rest are probably going to vote McMullin or some shit. Even if Democrat-funded mobs impale their children before their very eyes while screaming "THIS IS FOR JOE BIDEN," those votes go to the Democrats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2020 02:08 PM (oJN+m)

463 422
Bill Gates (not a scientist) alleges that the RNA vaccines are the "wave
of the future". No one knows what they really do. One of Gates' vaccine
campaigns in India killed a fair number of people vaccinated. Gates is
persona non grata in India.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative

Killed a fair number.

Crippled more.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (rvtDF)

But have you seen my solar oven....

Posted by: Brill Grates at June 29, 2020 02:08 PM (0yBk9)

464 And tht house in St Louis...holy fuck talk about gawdy. Obviously the mob had no right to be there. But Jezuz that house is obscene.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 29, 2020 02:08 PM (m1H25)

465 hi three dots!

hope you are hanging in there

I sometimes get a little ...enthusiastic about this lol

I was really excited about Trump running. I used to be a late owl on Twitter way way back (and on Free Republic! which is how I got into blogging, let's say) and DJT was often on really late, and honestly I don't think he was having staff do his DMs at 3am but maybe. I think I actually DM'ed with him!

anyway I was really pro Trump here and having been a liberal in my youth (and still many believe that's what I am IRL) I knew he could fight this fight.

ace was really really anti which is fine. I probably just got a little overly snarky

the only part that still burns me is I always really liked Sean Bannion my fellow Catholic and he went after me HARD. he still won't talk to me. it's sad. I'm really hard to offend tho I actually think it's impossible! I might be quiet for a little while but then I basically forget completely

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 29, 2020 02:08 PM (j9HX3)

466 462
this is how you win the hearts and minds of the undecideds
Posted by: kallisto at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (DJFLF)

--------

Nobody in DC is undecided. 92% Dem. The rest are probably going to vote McMullin or some shit. Even if Democrat-funded mobs impale their children before their very eyes while screaming "THIS IS FOR JOE BIDEN," those votes go to the Democrats.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2020 02:08 PM (oJN+m)

Though I understand the modern preference of the Democrat voter is to prostitute their children out as drag queens.

Posted by: Someguy at June 29, 2020 02:08 PM (Zm+LZ)

467 So that St Louis couple that pointed guns at the mob donated $4000 to Democrats. LOLGF
---
have either of those 2 ever shot those guns before?...Jesus...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 02:09 PM (h1jJh)

468 The USPS thing....

Hey USPS, your app says I should have received this letter today, there is a picture of it and everything. Where is it?

USPS: I dunno. Wait a few days, if it doesn't show up, go to your local post office and file a lost mail form

Few days later: *fills out lost mail form

USPS: .............................

At least I know when they have lost my mail.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2020 02:09 PM (dNzKv)

469 Harris Dallas and Travis counties TRIPLED in less than 28 days after protests.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2020 02:03 PM (JFO2v)

But I'm told it was bars and river tubing........
Posted by: Sponge

You can thank Abbott the Boneless.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 02:09 PM (rvtDF)

470 I really doubt he doesn't write his own opinions.

This varies judge-to-judge. It's not at all uncommon for appellate judges to lean heavily on their staff in terms of writing.

I have no idea what Roberts's practice is. I've never heard anything one way or another.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 29, 2020 02:09 PM (H5knJ)

471 No black men ever shoot other people, and especially not children, because the penalties are too awful

Posted by: The Invisible Man at June 29, 2020 02:09 PM (gWn52)

472 445
>>Bill Gates (not a scientist) alleges that the RNA vaccines are
the "wave of the future". No one knows what they really do. One of
Gates' vaccine campaigns in India killed a fair number of people
vaccinated. Gates is persona non grata in India.

P

His polio vaccine.

He tested a meningitis(IIRC) vaccine in Kenya that - get this - sterilized the young women it was given to.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 02:05 PM (bDqIh)

He sounds like a living embodiment of a Bond villain.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 02:09 PM (KnJdm)

473 #24 "One of these days these communists are going to push the wrong button too hard."

How true. How true.

Posted by: Ms. Apple at June 29, 2020 02:09 PM (+fjIe)

474 Great news, everybody! Netflix is airing a Kaepernick series.

Colin Kaepernick's "Life" To Become Netflix Series

https://bit.ly/3eJNPTd

Possible title: How To Hate Whitey In Ten Easy Steps.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 29, 2020 02:09 PM (+y/Ru)

475 I hate the guy as much as any of you, but how is this any different than burning a cross in someone's front yard?

Nooses: hate crime
Guillotine: harmless fun

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2020 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

476 I saw the photo and cringed. Idiots who don't know how to carry weapons openly without breaking the law.

Not even worried about the law. Find some cover and concealment if you really think its go time. Play to win.

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 02:10 PM (2E/Tt)

477 467 So that St Louis couple that pointed guns at the mob donated $4000 to Democrats. LOLGF
---
have either of those 2 ever shot those guns before?...Jesus...
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

the next time those 2 fire live rounds will be the first

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 29, 2020 02:10 PM (FZYNt)

478 447:
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (0yBk9)

BLM must have already burned through the $10 million tribute Bezos paid.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 02:10 PM (puu6v)

479 Awesome, so there should be no issue with Trump rallies then!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Voting Under The Name of Zooey Deschanel's Husband at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (+dsLj)

No, wait for it: the riots are fine because people are moving around. The Trump rallies are bad because people sitting stationary and not social distancing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 29, 2020 02:10 PM (H8QX8)

480 And tht house in St Louis...holy fuck talk about gawdy. Obviously the mob had no right to be there. But Jezuz that house is obscene.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

There's a whole gated community there that every house is like that. Cookie cutter.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 02:10 PM (rvtDF)

481 I honestly wouldn't care if Bezos turned on a phone jammer, sent in his protection detail to beat on the terrorists who set up the guillotine, confiscated their phones, photographed the terrorists, then dumped the lot of them deep in the desert with one bottle of water to fight over.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2020 02:10 PM (YYlyE)

482 "Hate crime"

Fuck this nonsense phrase in particular.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 29, 2020 02:10 PM (+MpRO)

483 In the Leftist religious cult, "racism" is the ultimate sin.

I refuse to worship their gods, or respect the tenets of their death cult.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 29, 2020 02:06 PM (+MpRO)

I thought the ultimate sin was disagreeing with them but maybe that's still a secret.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 02:11 PM (Rg59Y)

484 Its gonna happen some day, the govt will selectively choose via vaccines who gets to breed. It is population control.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2020 02:11 PM (r+sAi)

485 I saw the photo and cringed. Idiots who don't know how to carry weapons openly without breaking the law.

Not even worried about the law. Find some cover and concealment if you really think its go time. Play to win.
Posted by: Children of the Banned

At least have Overwatch.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 02:11 PM (rvtDF)

486 His polio vaccine.

He tested a meningitis(IIRC) vaccine in Kenya that - get this - sterilized the young women it was given to.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2020 02:05 PM (bDqIh)

-Excellent.

Der Wesse Engel

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2020 02:11 PM (gmo/4)

487 481 I honestly wouldn't care if Bezos turned on a phone jammer, sent in his protection detail to beat on the terrorists who set up the guillotine, confiscated their phones, photographed the terrorists, then dumped the lot of them deep in the desert with one bottle of water to fight over.
Posted by: bonhomme

release the hounds

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 29, 2020 02:11 PM (FZYNt)

488 But Jezuz that house is obscene.***
So are ambulance-chasing lawyers.

Posted by: Old Dude at June 29, 2020 02:12 PM (LGXGf)

489 Its gonna happen some day, the govt will selectively choose via vaccines who gets to breed. It is population control.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Can I get a refund on my vasectomy then?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 02:12 PM (rvtDF)

490 You can thank Abbott the Boneless.

lol rick that's kind of mean but I lol'ed

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 29, 2020 02:12 PM (j9HX3)

491 377

I'm old enough to remember when the Polio vaccines were considered a miracle, because there had been Polio epidemics that showed up periodically. Polio killed and crippled children, and adults too.
I can remember lining up in kindergarten to take the oral vaccine. EVERYBODY DID!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM

Yep, I remember my mom taking my brothers and me when we were kids to some clinic. For some reason, I remember it like being in a large gym or something where we all waited in folding chairs and then they had little areas with drapes where you went to get a number of different shots from a nurse.

This was back in the mid-80s. I think that was to be allowed to the grammar school I went to. And then I had to go through the same again before getting into high school in 1990.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 29, 2020 02:12 PM (Do5/p)

492 Apparently India has banned a host of Chinese software, including Tik Tok. A Reddit post claims that an analysis of the program revealed that its little more than a video app skinned over an extensive data collection and transfer program. It collects everything it can off your computer and sends it to China. Zoom is evidently the same thing.

Odd how they both suddenly showed up not long before this whole "crisis" thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2020 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

493 Bill Gates (not a scientist) alleges that the RNA vaccines are the "wave
of the future". No one knows what they really do. One of Gates' vaccine
campaigns in India killed a fair number of people vaccinated. Gates is
persona non grata in India.

P

His polio vaccine.

He tested a meningitis(IIRC) vaccine in Kenya that - get this - sterilized the young women it was given to.

---

So it worked?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 29, 2020 02:13 PM (h1jJh)

494 Bill Gates talks about vaccines as a means of population control.

Yeah, I'm not taking any vaccine he makes. Ever.

Posted by: sunny-dee at June 29, 2020 02:13 PM (Z2HD7)

495 >>480
And tht house in St Louis...holy fuck talk about gawdy. Obviously the
mob had no right to be there. But Jezuz that house is obscene.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

And the guy doing the shag in his Dockers and driving shoes. If he was serious, he'd have been posted in an upstairs window playing the TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK song.

Posted by: Zod at June 29, 2020 02:14 PM (qXNVo)

496 481 I honestly wouldn't care if Bezos turned on a phone jammer, sent in his protection detail to beat on the terrorists who set up the guillotine, confiscated their phones, photographed the terrorists, then dumped the lot of them deep in the desert with one bottle of water to fight over.

Me neither. But I wouldn't mind if they drug him out of his house and guillotined him and his entire family, including pets, either. Corporations ain't on my side, and I'm not defending any of their rights from here on out. They are on their own.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 29, 2020 02:14 PM (H5knJ)

497 481 I honestly wouldn't care if Bezos turned on a phone jammer, sent in
his protection detail to beat on the terrorists who set up the
guillotine, confiscated their phones, photographed the terrorists, then
dumped the lot of them deep in the desert with one bottle of water to
fight over.

Posted by: bonhomme

===================

Filed under "good ideas"

Posted by: His Wealthiness, Lord Jeff Bezos at June 29, 2020 02:14 PM (NVYyb)

498 494 Bill Gates talks about vaccines as a means of population control.

Yeah, I'm not taking any vaccine he makes. Ever.
Posted by: sunny-dee

My vaccines were full metal jacketed

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe S at June 29, 2020 02:14 PM (FZYNt)

499 He tested a meningitis(IIRC) vaccine in Kenya that - get this - sterilized the young women it was given to./i]

"Genius!"
--Margaret Sanger

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

500 Noood

Posted by: The Joker at June 29, 2020 02:14 PM (Izzlo)

501
I thought the ultimate sin was disagreeing with them but maybe that's still a secret.

Maybe like "Thou Shalt Not Have Different Thoughts Than Mine" is Commandment 1. "Thou Shalt Not Express Those Thoughts In Public" is Commandment 2.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 29, 2020 02:14 PM (+MpRO)

502 Bill Gates talks about vaccines as a means of population control.

The supervillain of my lifetime couldn't be something cool like Blofeld. Oh no - Hell no. It had to be Billy Friggin' Gates.

Posted by: Children of the Banned at June 29, 2020 02:15 PM (2E/Tt)

503 I have no idea what Roberts's practice is. I've never heard anything one way or another.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 29, 2020 02:09 PM (H5knJ)

Alito, Thomas, Scalia (when there) and Roberts all have individual voices to me.

And Roberts is very smart and not at all lazy. And very careful and risk averse.

Guaranteed he farms out research but thinking and style are uniform to my ears.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 29, 2020 02:15 PM (CuZ1D)

504 BLM must have already burned through the $10 million tribute Bezos paid.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2020 02:10 PM (puu6v)

Protection money. It is a protection racket and a domestic terror organization. Time to bring down the organizers and financiers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 29, 2020 02:15 PM (KnJdm)

505

25,488.15 +472.60 (+1.89%)
As of 2:14PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 29, 2020 02:15 PM (kwJM2)

506 You can thank Abbott the Boneless.

lol rick that's kind of mean but I lol'ed
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege

Yeah. Has nothing to do with being in a wheelchair.
Has everything to do with him losing his spine.

He went wobbly during the shutdown.

How TF do you close the outdoors? (State parks)

He has been worse since the reopening.

He's dismal on Constitutional Carry.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 02:15 PM (rvtDF)

507 Can I get a refund on my vasectomy then? <<<<<<<
We're sorry but we don't pay for repairations.

Posted by: Teh Govt at June 29, 2020 02:15 PM (r+sAi)

508 Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at June 29, 2020 02:08 PM (j9HX3)

That's cool that you DM'd with him. I also like how you stood your ground in here. I remember not knowing what to think about you back then. You'd put yourself in league with "curious" ffs.

I try not to judge moby's too quickly because it's too easy to take a dissenting opinion and assume it's trolling. I generally love dissenting opinions. Just not when they're obviously stupid crap.

I'm doing okay, thanks for asking. It's difficult watching my wife go through this.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2020 02:15 PM (Rg59Y)

509 480 And tht house in St Louis...holy fuck talk about gawdy. Obviously the mob had no right to be there. But Jezuz that house is obscene.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member
There's a whole gated community there that every house is like that. Cookie cutter.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2020 02:10 PM (rvtDF)

As soon as I saw that picture of them, I thought "well there' s a couple of flaming libs who are only mad that this is happening in THEIR neighborhoods, and not in the hoods where it's supposed to happen."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2020 02:15 PM (Kpl3J)

510 The Harris County spike in cases was also present one day after the funeral. It's not about reopening or protests. It's about more testing.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 29, 2020 02:16 PM (Q4pU/)

511 And the guy doing the shag in his Dockers and
driving shoes. If he was serious, he'd have been posted in an upstairs
window playing the TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK song.

Posted by: Zod at June 29, 2020 02:14 PM (qXNVo)

First thing I thought off was man, the wall of his house would stop a lot of return fire. What 'cha doing out in the open Willis?

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2020 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

512 The USPS thing....

Hey USPS, your app says I should have received this letter today, there is a picture of it and everything. Where is it?

USPS: I dunno. Wait a few days, if it doesn't show up, go to your local post office and file a lost mail form

Few days later: *fills out lost mail form

USPS: .............................

At least I know when they have lost my mail.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2020 02:09 PM

---

Had a cooler I ordered sent through USPS. Got the tracking updates and got a text saying a delivery attempt was made but my driveway was blocked.

My driveway was not blocked and never has been blocked. In fact I have two driveways and neither were blocked.

Waited a day and still nothing from my updates. Went to the Post Office the next morning and inquired about my package. She came back and said it was a team lift package because it weighed over 30 pounds and the driver that does packages was by himself like he always is and he couldn't deliver it.

I pitched a fit and said where is my package, she said it's in the bay. So I pull around with my pickup and backed up to the dock. They open the door and my 63 year old broken a$$ short of breath arthritic body proceeds to pick the package up and put it in my truck.

Oh it had red "heavy" package stickers all over it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 29, 2020 02:16 PM (JUOKG)

513 Twitch, owned by Amazon, bans PDJT and says he promotes hate speech. BLM sets up a guillotine outside Lord Bezos actual house and calls for his blood. Not banned.

How do you like your irony, rare and juicy like this or dryer, more refined?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 29, 2020 02:17 PM (NVYyb)

514 I honestly wouldn't care if Bezos turned on a phone jammer, sent in his protection detail to beat on the terrorists who set up the guillotine, confiscated their phones, photographed the terrorists, then dumped the lot of them deep in the desert with one bottle of water to fight over.
Posted by: bonhomme

He kills them or they kill him, it's a win/win for us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 29, 2020 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

515 424 Gates is persona non grata in India.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 29, 2020 01:57 PM (vcOmj)

We should learn from the subcontinent.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 29, 2020 02:02 PM (y7DUB)

They have low % morbitity
They pass out HCQ like candy

.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 02:18 PM (gmxXe)

516 How do you like your irony, rare and juicy like this or dryer, more refined?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 29, 2020 02:17 PM (NVYyb)

If it's not well done it's raw.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2020 02:20 PM (gmxXe)

517 Nobody in DC is undecided. 92% Dem. The rest are probably going to vote McMullin or some shit. Even if Democrat-funded mobs impale their children before their very eyes while screaming "THIS IS FOR JOE BIDEN," those votes go to the Democrats.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2020 02:08 PM (oJN+m)

There's another term for "undecided" and it's "too dumb to vote".

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 29, 2020 02:21 PM (y7DUB)

518 Nood.

Posted by: PabloD at June 29, 2020 02:23 PM (saCm1)

519
Parler isn't going to last for a number of reasons, the biggest being that it's a closed system, i.e. you have to be a member to see others' posts.

-

Ha. I wouldn't be suprised if Google and Facebook created it especially for us.
Posted by: The Invisible Man at June 29, 2020 01:54 PM (gWn52)

Hundred Flowers?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2020 02:27 PM (EGyGV)

520 The only problem with putting guillotine in front of bezo's house is not sticking his fucking head in it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2020 02:30 PM (9Om/r)

521 Shouldn't the ballots have been recycled rather than thrown in the trash? Be green people! This is not who we are during these difficult times together.

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2020 02:37 PM (MVjcR)

522 410 Wayne County also admitted that there were precincts in which none of the poll workers showed up for or even held mandatory pre Election Day training. On Election Day workers admitted to running ballots through machines repeatedly because they did not know how to tell if they had registered. They also did not record ballots by serial number into logs as required. That was one of the reasons Steins recount was stopped. There was no way to know if a ballot had been counted or counted fifteen times.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 29, 2020 02:38 PM (Etvia)

523 If these two are convicted it will be run through the DNC Spin Cycle to come out "two cases of voter fraud" as opposed to thousands of fraudulent ballots.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 29, 2020 02:58 PM (lcQJG)

524 What they say is that there is no evidence of voting fraud....mostly because the progressive bureaucracy refuses to investigate. If you don't investigate then you don't uncover much evidence which is all the cover you need to claim that there is no need to investigate.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 29, 2020 03:33 PM (50gG9)

525 What do the Democrats' internal polling show them to make them desperate enough to cheat in NJ?

Posted by: Rik at June 29, 2020 03:48 PM (HXkZ0)

526 blacks and browns being corrupt POS. And of course conservatives will scream about demonrats instead of pointing the race of the perps. You're almost as allergic to the truth as the left.

Posted by: mGrant at June 29, 2020 04:08 PM (r5iyh)

527 Wait. Only twenty percent?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 29, 2020 04:44 PM (xptlg)

528 And this is also one of the arguments for the electoral college.

If you have voter fraud in one state, it can change that state, but overall the impact could be minimal, but if all the votes are tallied together it can be much easier to sway an election that's close by stealing a few hundred thousand votes in random cities that no one is keeping an eye on.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 29, 2020 06:48 PM (2fKZ6)

529 troll post = 526

Posted by: youre a plant at June 29, 2020 09:45 PM (BRkq2)

530 Local news story nothing to see here move along...

Posted by: G. Morris, Pervert at July 10, 2020 10:05 AM (KXl1h)

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