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Overnight Open Thread (07/08/2020)
[Buck Throckmorton]

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*****

MOCKING TED TALKS

TED Talks are a mystery to me - a bunch of vapid words that sound deep but say nothing, while somehow making the attendees feel as if they have achieved some higher plane of consciousness. The “Thought Leader” in this video does an outstanding job of mocking every TED Talk you’ve ever been forced to watch.

*****

MELUNGEONS

Who are the Melungeons of Appalachia?

Perhaps an ancient lost tribe of Mediterranean immigrants? Maybe Portuguese? The likely answer is that they simply possess an all-American combination of Black, White, and American Indian ancestry. I like the way that the word Melungeon, like Cajun, has gone from having once been a slur, to now being a name that you’re proud to call yourself if you have that heritage.

Any Melungeons among the horde?

A major phenomenon in the Melungeon lore of the 1990s and early 2000s was a revival of interest in the possible Portuguese lineage of the group, spurred in large part by college administrator Brent Kennedy’s 1994 book The Melungeons: The Resurrection of a Proud People. In this work, Kennedy gleans from his own family’s history a theory that the Melungeons originated as Islamic Moors from Iberia, Turkey, and North Africa, refugees from Spanish and English activities on the Atlantic coast in the 1500s. Masking themselves as Christian Portuguese to avoid possible ethnic cleansing, he asserts, the men made their way inland, intermarried to a limited degree with Native Americans, and created the people called Melungeons. Research into this theory is centered at the University of Virginia branch campus at Wise, and the Muslim-Portuguese account can be found at several Web sites devoted to Melungeons.

*****

MOTIVATION

Every corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.

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*****

A COMPOSITE OF EVERY NEVER-TRUMP REPUBLICAN THAT YOU KNOW

Do you have some old chums who were once actively Republicans but are now vocal anti-Trumpers? I have a few, and I’ve noticed there a lot of similarly overlapping traits with them. The composite NeverTrumper from my social circle looks like this:
- Social media profile picture is the “Deep Thinker” look. May have chin resting on back of hands. (aka “The Tom Friedman”
- Frequently references The Economist in social media posts.
- Pretends to be a big fan of English Premier League soccer. Arsenal is overwhelmingly the favorite team these folks pretend to cheer for.
- Has taken to using the word “whilst” instead of “while”.
- Back in college he was the politically-active, bow-tied, blazer-wearing “Young Republican” who wanted to debate the campus leftists rather than mock them like the rest of us did.
- And of course, he advocates voting straight Democrat to teach Republicans a lesson and “save conservatism.”

What else?

*****

A DYING CUB FAN’S LAST REQUEST

Baseball should be playing right now.

This funny baseball song kind of rips my heart out whenever I hear it. Knowing he was dying of cancer, Steve Goodman wrote this song in tribute to his favorite team and his favorite sport. He was only 36 years old when he died in 1984. We all know several of his songs (City of New Orleans, You Never Even Called Me By My Name) but this is my favorite. Some funny yet poignant lyrics:

Make six bullpen pitchers carry my coffin
And six groundskeepers clear my path
Have the umpires bark me out at every base
In all their holy wrath

It's a beautiful day for a funeral
Hey, Ernie, let's play two
Somebody go get Jack Brick-house to come back
And conduct just one more interview

Have the Cubbies run right out into the middle of the field
Have Keith Moreland drop a routine fly
Give everybody two bags of peanuts and a frosty malt
And I'll be ready to die

Build a big fire on home plate out of your Louisville Slugger baseball bats
And toss my coffin in
Let my ashes blow in a beautiful snow
From the prevailing thirty-mile-an-hour southwest wind

And when my last remains go flying over the left field wall
We'll bid the bleacher bums adieu
I will come to my final resting place
Out on Waveland Avenue

*****

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME

Don’t question my patriotism, but replacing Take Me Out To The Ballgame with God Bless America during the 7th Inning Stretch is an abomination of baseball. Actually, when we sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame we’re actually only singing the chorus. The lyrics are about a “baseball mad” girl named Katie Casey who knew all the players and umps, and for her weekend date she instructs her beau to “take me out to the ballgame.” Here is the original 1908 recording with some nice vintage baseball photos.

*****

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Long before the Peloton girl received her infamous Peloton machine as a gift, her grandfather bought her grandmother an exercise belt as a gift.

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*****

BUCK THOUGHTS

“Journaling” is an end-of-day habit for self-absorbed people who’ve spent the entire day talking about themselves, and with no one left to talk to, they sit down and start writing about themselves.

*****

THE NOTORIOUS RBG - EUGENECIST

Ruth Bader Ginsburg has a rather, ahem, “early-20th Century view” on the purpose of abortions.

Ginsburg was responding to a question about access to abortion and a 1980 Supreme Court decision that upheld the Hyde Amendment, which bars Medicaid for funding abortion:
QUESTION: “Are you talking about the distances women have to travel because in parts of the country, abortion is essentially unavailable, because there are so few doctors and clinics that do the procedure? And also, the lack of Medicaid for abortions for poor women?”
JUSTICE GINSBURG: “Yes, the ruling about that surprised me. [Harris v. McRae—in 1980 the court upheld the Hyde Amendment, which forbids the use of Medicaid for abortions.] Frankly I had thought that at the time Roe was decided, there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we don't want to have too many of.”

*****

THROCKMORTON’S FIRST LAW OF LIVE MUSIC: IF THERE’S AN UPRIGHT BASS IN THE BAND, IT’S PROBABLY GOING TO BE GOOD

Peter Rowan has the most ethereal voice in bluegrass, which he beautifully mixes with southwestern and border themes. Throw in Tony Rice, who may be the best guitar picker in bluegrass, and it’s a show. If none of that interests you, the gals playing bass and mandolin will impress you non-bluegrass fans.

*****

Tonight’s Overnight Thread has been brought to you by Guns & Shrimp.

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Thanks again to the horde for letting me play host. As always, please feel free to offer any helpful feedback, insults, or tips at @BuckThrockmort on Twitter.

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Comments

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1 Nope, no comment...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (HuH1F)

2 Shawarma

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (Ojki1)

3 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (JFzNN)

4 Present

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (zr5Kq)

5 derp

Posted by: Vlad Lenin , nee Ulanov--call me Ziggy at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (8KSPd)

6 Oh, it's Buck. I can probably rag on him.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 08, 2020 10:29 PM (HuH1F)

7 THUCK MOCKBRORTON!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 08, 2020 10:29 PM (sOMf2)

8
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (DUIap)

9 I never heard of Melungeons. Any of you heard of Melungeons??

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (zr5Kq)

10 I was at Mt. Everest. One of my bucket list accomplishments.

17,300 feet above sea level, baby!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (wPVhA)

11 Yowza!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (eTZoJ)

12 Omg the shrimp have guns

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (TOyHQ)

13 Missed it by that...no... actually i missed it by a lot.

Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:31 PM (fz0iQ)

14 If only I had an internet connection that didn't have string in the path, I coulda been a contenda!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 08, 2020 10:31 PM (eTZoJ)

15 When my uncle passed, a former MLB pitcher and then pitching scout for 50 years, we played Take Me Out to The Ballgame at his service.

It was very cool.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2020 10:31 PM (Rvt88)

16 bizee bizee bizee

What's up , Buck?

Posted by: Twiggy at July 08, 2020 10:31 PM (3SIUH)

17 I don't believe in bucket lists.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:31 PM (zr5Kq)

18 Buck Throckmorton stole my childhood.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at July 08, 2020 10:31 PM (EgshT)

19
In re: first photo

Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"?

Because they couldn't fit "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" on the license plate?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 10:31 PM (pNxlR)

20 Did those butt jiggling machines actually do anything other than get women off like washing machines?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:32 PM (WvQcX)

21 Can't help it. Every time I see a reference to a Ted speech, I picture Keanu Reeves.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 08, 2020 10:32 PM (k5hmb)

22 What city is the top pic?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 10:32 PM (TOyHQ)

23 9 I never heard of Melungeons. Any of you heard of Melungeons??
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (zr5Kq)

Nope

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:32 PM (uc1j5)

24 NTTAWWBL.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:32 PM (zr5Kq)

25 Note-


RBG also called the Roe v. Wade decision "a legal abomination"-not because she disagreed with the results, but because of the weak legal reasoning, which she thought could be overturned

Posted by: Miklos XXXL at July 08, 2020 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

26 18 Buck Throckmorton stole my childhood.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at July 08, 2020 10:31 PM (EgshT)


For shame! Shame on you, sir.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:32 PM (WvQcX)

27 What city is the top pic?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 10:32 PM (TOyHQ)


I was wondering too. Some oil refinery type a place ?

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (zr5Kq)

28 I saw Guns N Shrimp open for Blind Melon at the Astrodome in 1988

Posted by: PabloD, cargo specialist for Aero Pinochet at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (+Bh55)

29 Guns and shrimp are two of the best things in life.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (oZuI0)

30 BT, ever seen Bob Weir's Wolf Brothers? Don Was on standup whole show.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (ransv)

31 /fuckin' Hitlery sock

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (oZuI0)

32 don't believe in bucket lists.
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:31 PM (zr5Kq

My bucket has holes in it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (k5hmb)

33 Any of you heard of Melungeons??
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (zr5Kq)

Melungeons go great with grilled salmon and capers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)

34 The TedTalk was good.

I plan to use this.

Posted by: Miklos "Throck" Buckmorton at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)

35 I was on the phone with Expedia for a damn hour and a half rebooking mine & Nurse's flights for the NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (uc1j5)

36 never heard of Melungeons. Any of you heard of Melungeons??


Yep. Silly theory.


And UVA-Wise is like Yale community college

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (nRWPy)

37 I did a TED Talk. It was kind of cool.

Posted by: iandeal at July 08, 2020 10:34 PM (bLfy6)

38 was on the phone with Expedia for a damn hour and a half rebooking mine & Nurse's flights for the NoVaMoMe.



End of Aug right?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:34 PM (nRWPy)

39 yo

Posted by: ALH at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (kuNgM)

40 Oh man, The Ted Talk guy is awesome.


Thanks Buck. Comedy gold.

Is this the time for Ted Talks to go the fuck away?

I think so.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (XTyi0)

41 Mark Steyn did a good write-up of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

https://www.steynonline.com/8564/take-me-out-to-the-ball-game

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (oZuI0)

42 The profile of never Trumpers? Add to it, they have wives who are liberals. Remember the term "hen pecked"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

43 Jimbo on the upright for the Rev!!!

the Reverend Horton Heat. I've seen good and EXCELLENT shows by them, and even the ones that didn't quite hold together, Jimbo was incredible

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (j9HX3)

44 There's a hole in my bucket, dear 'Liza, dear 'Liza.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (x8Wzq)

45 I was on the phone with Expedia for a damn hour and a half rebooking mine & Nurse's flights for the NoVaMoMe.

Damn, wish I could go!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (dUJdY)

46 Southern Maryland has its Wesorts, though the name is falling out of favor now.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 08, 2020 10:36 PM (FTlwv)

47 Add to it, they have wives who are liberals. Remember the term "hen pecked"?


Who they share with the gutter cleaner guy.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:36 PM (nRWPy)

48 I did a TED Talk. It was kind of cool.
Posted by: iandeal

One or two problems left unsolved.



Posted by: The World with arms akimbo and tapping foot at July 08, 2020 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

49 Picking not pushing up daisies

Life is awful heavy, but it's odd:
Every day I end up thanking God.
For all life's pain and sorrow,
I will still say thanks tomorrow,
If I'm still on the topside of the sod.

'evening, folx

Posted by: mindful webworker
Amendment IV: Secure
at July 08, 2020 10:36 PM (cGpV0)

50 I was on the phone with Expedia for a damn hour and a half rebooking mine & Nurse's flights for the NoVaMoMe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (uc1j5)


As in, flights are all booked up then, or they're just lousy to deal with?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 10:36 PM (t+qrx)

51 prismatic twilight is my favorite twilight

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 10:37 PM (iTXRQ)

52 Any Melungeons among the horde?

---

*raises hand*

Posted by: Zombie Kobe at July 08, 2020 10:37 PM (RU4sa)

53 Melungeons go great with grilled salmon and capers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)

Can it go as a spread ? On a sandwich ?

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:37 PM (zr5Kq)

54 10 I was at Mt. Everest. One of my bucket list accomplishments.

17,300 feet above sea level, baby!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (wPVhA)

Hmmm. I haven't done a single thing on my bucket list.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

55 Is this the time for Ted Talks to go the fuck away?

I think so.
Posted by: eleven


Unless they bring back Ted Knight.

Posted by: well...Miklos is WAITING at July 08, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

56 oops

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 10:37 PM (RU4sa)

57 Thanks Buck,

A nice ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

58 Omg the shrimp have guns
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 10:


The Munchkins? Good. Bought time somebody took care of them fascist flying monkeys.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (k5hmb)

59 As in, flights are all booked up then, or they're just lousy to deal with?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 10:36 PM (t+qrx)

Not booked up, but very few to choose from.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (uc1j5)

60 There's a melungeon in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (EgshT)

61 THE NOTORIOUS RBG - EUGENECIST

Ruth Bader Ginsburg has a rather, ahem, "early-20th Century view" on the purpose of abortions.[/i-

Not surprising. She probably has a dashboard statue of Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

62 I've never watched a Ted Talk, ever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (pK7cg)

63
What else?






Lifetime membership card to Dunkin' Donuts

Never wears a complete business suit. Khakis are common, but mom jeans are the usual. And they NEVER wear appropriate shoes with a suit coat (Doc Martens, stinky 20 yr old boat shoes, running shoes)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (EGyGV)

64
Every corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.


And now all the guys among them have permanent stiffies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (pNxlR)

65 Dr. Kelly Victory lays some facts down.


https://tinyurl.com/y82bvy92


Fuck you Karen. Shove your mask up your ass.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 10:39 PM (3SIUH)

66 A Melungeon is a kind of fish.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2020 10:39 PM (AiZBA)

67 The Munchkins? Good. Bought time somebody took care of them fascist flying monkeys.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.


They were only following Orders.

Posted by: The Good Miklos of the West at July 08, 2020 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

68 End of Aug right?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:34 PM (nRWPy)

Yep!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:39 PM (uc1j5)

69 I've never watched a Ted Talk, ever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer



Well then you missed it.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:39 PM (XTyi0)

70 Willowed:

IIRC, all of the actual Hawaiian Judge rulings were reversed
by the Supreme Court on 9-0 verdicts. When you can't even get the
Notorious RBG to go along with you, your legal ruling was really
specious. A 9-0 Supreme Court ruling is basically a Judicial Pimp
Slapping, with a side of "What the fuk you doing?"

Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (3KVGS)

71 I've never watched a Ted Talk, ever.



I think Trump is about to ban it. China espionage concerns.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (zr5Kq)

72 62 I've never watched a Ted Talk, ever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (pK7cg


Not surprised. Ted is a pretty uncommon name these days.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (WvQcX)

73 There's probably a Ted Talk about how useless Ted Talks are.

Posted by: Menack at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (buTO7)

74 There's melungeon in the dungeon

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

75 62 I've never watched a Ted Talk, ever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (pK7cg)

Me neither.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (uc1j5)

76 I made a game of guessing who the two dissenting SCOTUS opinions were.
My guesses: Sotomoyer, Kagen
Actually: Sotomoyer, Ginsburg

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (LxTcq)

77 A Melungeon is a kind of fish.
Posted by: DR.WTF


I'm guessing mahi-mahi.

Posted by: They call him Miklos, Faster than Lightning at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

78 Is this the time for Ted Talks to go the fuck away?

I think so.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (XTyi0)

Whoa, whoa, a man's gotta eat!

Posted by: De Gasse Dyson at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (oZuI0)

79 66 A Melungeon is a kind of fish.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2020 10:39 PM (AiZBA)


Sounds like a bunch of carp to me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (WvQcX)

80 My Ruger SR1911 came in today. Did the background check; probably get my gun tomorrow, Friday latest. Bought 3 Wilson Combat magazines for it; 2 mags come with the gun. Now to go online and buy ammo. Very slim pickings locally.

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 10:41 PM (iTXRQ)

81
A Melungeon is a kind of fish.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2020 10:39 PM (AiZBA)





I thought it was some variety of weasel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 10:41 PM (EGyGV)

82 Not booked up, but very few to choose from.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM (uc1j5)


Noted, thank you.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 10:41 PM (t+qrx)

83 squee

Posted by: The Melungeon Otters at July 08, 2020 10:42 PM (EgshT)

84 We have a good friend and neighbor named Ted. Asked him if it was short for Theodore and he said, "Nope." He was christened 'Ted'. We call him Ted Short-For-Nothing.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 10:42 PM (Fc5rx)

85 Thank You and Goodnight!

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 08, 2020 10:43 PM (7ZQe3)

86 How many people died from the Saharan Dust Geddon?

I've lost count.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:43 PM (XTyi0)

87 Melungeons go great with grilled salmon and capers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)

Can it go as a spread ? On a sandwich ?
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:37 PM (zr5Kq)

Yes. Best with locally sourced artisanal crusty bread.

But, not sourdough, surprisingly. Something less robust.

I should become a chef. Or better yet, a pretentious fag from Ohio what adopts a fake name, over-pronounces said fake name, drives a kick-ass Camaro around the country, and stuffs really tasty food in his maw for yuge bags of money.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)

88 Sneedville, TN. That's where the Melungeons live. Primarily known for moonshining and feuding, from what I've read. Sneedville is where we wanted to relocate.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 10:43 PM (YynYJ)

89 Now to go online and buy ammo. Very slim pickings locally.
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 10:41 PM (iTXRQ)


ammoseek.com. Searches across many online vendors for the parameters you choose (caliber, weight, type of bullet, manufacturer... &c).

Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 10:44 PM (t+qrx)

90 Funny how this works. On a thread yesterday, someone brought up Fiona Apple, so I looked her up on Wikipedia to find out her age.
Anyway, the article mentioned that her father was from Tennessee and had a "Melungeon" background.

And lo and below, I come across the word for the second time in my life

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 10:44 PM (o1fzk)

91 Sneedville, TN. That's where the Melungeons live. Primarily known for moonshining and feuding, from what I've read. Sneedville is where we wanted to relocate.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 10:43 PM (YynYJ)


The upper crust relocate to Snoodville.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2020 10:44 PM (AiZBA)

92 There's melungeon in the dungeon
Posted by: Insomniac


Wuhan Bats in the Belfry

Pangolins in th' gloamin'

Posted by: Robbie "Miklos" Burns-Fauci-Brix at July 08, 2020 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

93 Granny on moms side was from Wise. My cousin has evidence one of those Mulligans married into our family.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 08, 2020 10:44 PM (n/szn)

94 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (2B9A/)

95 How many people died from the Saharan Dust Geddon?

I've lost count.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:43 PM (XTyi0)

---------

Six. Plus two dozen camels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (wPVhA)

96 Hog I will look at that

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (iTXRQ)

97

Thanks for the Steve Goodman video. Goodman's song Go Cubs Go is played after every Cubs home win. It's a bit more upbeat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (Gs3UF)

98 We call him Ted Short-For-Nothing.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 10:42 PM (Fc5rx)

Worked with a guy named Tim. His birth name was Timmy.

of course we pronounced it "TIMMAH!!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)

99 TED hose are the compression calf-high stockings they give you to use if you are immobilized following surgery to help prevent blood clots. TED stands for thromboembolic disease.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (Fc5rx)

100 Someone here at AoS says he has an hour-long powerpoint about how useless and awful powerpoints are.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (LxTcq)

101 Anyway, the article mentioned that her father was from Tennessee and had a "Melungeon" background.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 10:44 PM (o1fzk)


I always thought there was something Melungeon about her.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

102
And lo and below, I come across the word for the second time in my life
Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 10:44 PM (o1fzk)


Ace has a time machine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (WvQcX)

103
27 What city is the top pic?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 10:32 PM (TOyHQ)

I was wondering too. Some oil refinery type a place?
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:33 PM (zr5Kq)


It is some type of chemical or petrochemical plant. Those towers are distillation columns.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (pNxlR)

104 Fiona Apple was cute for spooky girl.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (XTyi0)

105 Peter Rowan has the most ethereal voice in bluegrass

I know nothing about bluegrass, but that was great.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:46 PM (WLHrn)

106 And I do one page in my journal every night and have for years. Usually add the high and low temperature. It's interesting to sometimes look back and see how unimportant those things you were worried about turn out to be.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 10:46 PM (YynYJ)

107 I had one of my employees mention the Sahara Dust Storm thing a week or so ago- first time I had ever heard of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 08, 2020 10:46 PM (2B9A/)

108 Excellent music vid Mr. Buck. Especially enjoyed the bass player. Beats Zappa any day. Hear that Mishum? I know you're lurking.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 08, 2020 10:46 PM (k5hmb)

109 There's a hole in my bucket, dear 'Liza, dear 'Liza.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
-----

Could be worse, could be in daddy's arm

Posted by: John Prine at July 08, 2020 10:46 PM (GBHAb)

110 Could Steve Mnuchin be a Melungeon?

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 08, 2020 10:46 PM (X5Owj)

111 Great, now I'm trying to remember a YA story I read years ago that had Melungeons in it. A girl traveling in the South gets hit on the head (maybe from a car crash?) and stumbles into a trailer home, but she can't understand a word they say. I remember one resident said "Port-he-gee" a lot to try to explain what language he was speaking. I can't remember the ending very clearly-I think she got frightened of them and ran off, possibly to starve in the wilderness.

Is there a novel/short story plot database somewhere? I've tried searching for book plots before using generic search engines with little to no success.

Posted by: pookysgirl has read a lot of books at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM (XKZwp)

112 Hog I will look at that
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (iTXRQ)


Do it. I just got 500rd of 5.56 M855 delivered from a place I had never heard of and never would have thought to check. They had it in stock, and now it's in my living room. One of my cats is sleeping on the box.

So, seal of approval right there.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM (t+qrx)

113
Fiona Apple and Kip Winger


"You're Sexing Me"


https://tinyurl.com/yagt4duq

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM (3SIUH)

114 Someone here at AoS says he has an hour-long powerpoint about how useless and awful powerpoints are.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (LxTcq)

--------

Powerpoints are the killer app when it comes to juries.

Because, juries.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM (wPVhA)

115 The Wailin' Jennys now have to cover "Old Santa Fe" if they haven't already.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM (oZuI0)

116 104 Fiona Apple was cute for spooky girl.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (XTyi0)

Love is kinda crazy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM (2B9A/)

117 I've never watched a Ted Talk, ever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:38 PM


This is the only good TED Talk that was ever done:


https://youtu.be/IRVdiHu1VCc

Posted by: Bert G at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM (OMsf+)

118 It is some type of chemical or petrochemical plant. Those towers are distillation columns.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (pNxlR)


I got this ! Corpus Christi ?

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:48 PM (zr5Kq)

119 62 I've never watched a Ted Talk, ever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I'd never heard of a Ted Talk. Sounds boring.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2020 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

120 First dammit! Now to read the content.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2020 10:48 PM (Z4rgH)

121 The only authentic TED TALK must by definition, feature a stuffed, talking, foul-mothed incorrigible, hard drinking party animal of a plush-toy bear.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2020 10:48 PM (QzJWU)

122 TED hose are the compression calf-high stockings they give you to use if you are immobilized following surgery to help prevent blood clots. TED stands for thromboembolic disease.
Posted by: Muldoon


Dr. Jill says is CDC mask compliant.

Not like I need to word talk

Posted by: Joey "Goldenhair" Biden at July 08, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

123 I should become a chef. Or better yet, a pretentious fag from Ohio what adopts a fake name, over-pronounces said fake name, drives a kick-ass Camaro around the country, and stuffs really tasty food in his maw for yuge bags of money.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)

LOL!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:48 PM (uc1j5)

124 Wow Buck, the Steve Goodman song was terrific, especially for facing death. And I never liked bluegrass until I heard the one you gave us.

Posted by: clutch at July 08, 2020 10:48 PM (9UmRs)

125 114 Someone here at AoS says he has an hour-long powerpoint about how useless and awful powerpoints are.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (LxTcq)

Please post!

Powerpoints are the killer app when it comes to juries.
Because, juries.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM (wPVhA)

lol

Posted by: Daybreak at July 08, 2020 10:48 PM (BRkq2)

126 Runner & Vmom: I'm sorry but I don't know what city that refinery is in. I just searched for "Refinery At Sunset" in public domain photos and found it. I like images of natural beauty combined with capitalistic enterprise.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 08, 2020 10:49 PM (d9Cw3)

127 I heard about the melungeons back around the early 2000s. A girl I worked with told a bunch of us about it. She said she was one. Something about a ridge line that they had in the back of the skull. One of the strange things things she stated about it was that Abe Lincoln was a melungeon also. Forgot all about this till tonight.

Posted by: morigu at July 08, 2020 10:49 PM (Eu98u)

128
Caught myself imagining I was that bass being fondled with by the cutie gal as she whispers in my ear "I'm going to do wonderful things to you....and you are ...going to give me your credit card." I smile and nod slowly. :-)

Posted by: Sapwolf at July 08, 2020 10:49 PM (nuv3n)

129 I don't believe Melungeons were originally Muslims. That's PC bullshit.
They are just a mix of flotsam and jetsom hillbillies, black and Indian.

It's like the so-called "Ramapough Mountain Indians" on the NJ/NYS border. They are not a real tribe.

Just a brew of Dutch settlers, English convicts, freed slaves, escaped slaves, indentured servants and maybe a few Indians.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 10:49 PM (o1fzk)

130 The only authentic TED TALK must by definition, feature a stuffed, talking, foul-mothed incorrigible, hard drinking party animal of a plush-toy bear.


Jim

So.

Available?

Posted by: Teddy "Miklos" Roosevelt at July 08, 2020 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

131 Brock,

Thanks much for the baseball vids. Not only do I share a sir name with one of them, but it brings a smile to my face in the wake of my HS school baseball season getting shut down right in the middle (And getting to coach son number two for the first time) due to a pos covid. Greatly appreciated!

Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:50 PM (fz0iQ)

132 Norm McDonald / Adam Carolla analyzing Kenny Rogers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNhmwmNsPc

If anyone wants to laugh

Posted by: Menack at July 08, 2020 10:50 PM (buTO7)

133 The TED Talks done by James Veitch I found amusing.

Posted by: TXNick77 at July 08, 2020 10:50 PM (38Nd0)

134 A Melungeon is a kind of fish.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2020 10:39 PM (AiZBA)





Sounds like a bunch of carp to me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (WvQcX)


I thought it was from a long Carl Spackler story.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 10:50 PM (q1Pj5)

135 We bought a new table and chairs, it was delivered this morning before CBD posted the art thread.

The table in the painting is exactly like the one we bought and the room it is in has brick walls.

That blew my mind.

Posted by: four seasons at July 08, 2020 10:50 PM (PisyI)

136
79 66 A Melungeon is a kind of fish.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2020 10:39 PM (AiZBA)


Quite right. There's a huge fiberglass replica of one in Hayward, WI, which you can walk into and come out in its mouth some unknown number of feet above the ground. 'Tis said that if you get your picture taken in it, you'll never be short of brewskis when you're out on the water -- summer or winter!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 10:50 PM (pNxlR)

137 Sir name? Did you score a KBE?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 10:51 PM (wPVhA)

138 I am suddenly deeply fascinated with Melungeons.

gonna do some reading.

G'night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)

139 Nope, not the night to watch that Steve Goodman video. I'll bookmark it for another time.

Anybody think the bass player in the other video is dating the camera guy? She seemed to always know when to move to stay in the shot.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 08, 2020 10:51 PM (qc+VF)

140 I did a Ted talk when I was part of a roast of Whoopie Goldberg.

Hang on, I think I hear a mob of adoring fans who brought some torches for light so I can entertain them again.

Posted by: Ted Danson at July 08, 2020 10:51 PM (Ojki1)

141 This is the only good TED Talk that was ever done:
https://youtu.be/IRVdiHu1VCc
Posted by: Bert G at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM (OMsf+)


I thought for sure it was going to be this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I

Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 10:51 PM (t+qrx)

142 And why were we considering Sneedville (besides a very nice log cabin we loved). The ad mentioned unrestricted land use. So my husband called the building inspector/code enforcement guy in Hancock county and asked him. He said "Son, it's your land and you can do what you want on your land. It's always been that way in Hancock county and it will always be that way". They are too poor to have a lot of bureaucrats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 10:51 PM (YynYJ)

143 10 I was at Mt. Everest. One of my bucket list accomplishments.

17,300 feet above sea level, baby!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (wPVhA)

Vinicunca (Rainbow Mt.) in Peru is only 17,060. changes head. I could'a' been a contender.

Posted by: Daybreak at July 08, 2020 10:52 PM (BRkq2)

144 >>> Sir name? Did you score a KBE?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 10:51 PM (wPVhA)

Crap. Only took two Double ipa's to screw that up. I'm slipping.

Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:53 PM (fz0iQ)

145 Black Lives Matter Protests Grace Baptist Church

Hodge Twins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6YcaynF0c

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 10:53 PM (RU4sa)

146 74
There's melungeon in the dungeon

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

------------
My favorite Tull song.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 08, 2020 10:54 PM (+3rQF)

147 Maybe asked and answered already. What does the "Ted" in Ted Talk stand for?

Posted by: cfo mom at July 08, 2020 10:55 PM (RfzVr)

148 Does a Melungeon family typically have an odd number of total chromosomes?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 10:55 PM (Fc5rx)

149 Steve Goodman-->Lincoln Park Pirates.....great song

Posted by: jeff at July 08, 2020 10:55 PM (eeyFM)

150 Fiona Apple and Kip Winger


"You're Sexing Me"


https://tinyurl.com/yagt4duq
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM

Oh no. -Winger- eh.

Posted by: Beavis at July 08, 2020 10:55 PM (Ojki1)

151 That first pic is almost certainly a refinery, but I'm thinking Houston, not Jersey

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 08, 2020 10:55 PM (z79tQ)

152 I dug out an old big band CD and listened to it on the way to work.

The odd thing is, they are the exact same ones you hear a million times when you think of big band. It is odd when you think about the fact that an entire musical genre is distilled down to around 15 songs. A couple decades worth of music history.

Like hearing 'Music of the 70s'. 12 songs and 5 of them are Stairway to Heaven. Although, considering other music of the 70s (the various troubadour groups) this might not be the worst thing.

Did put me in a good mood though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 08, 2020 10:56 PM (2B9A/)

153 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yag5s65q

https://tinyurl.com/y6wcd42r

https://tinyurl.com/y7rzzzhn

https://tinyurl.com/ycaas63r

https://tinyurl.com/y7bppkcs

Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2020 10:56 PM (qAR6u)

154 Loved the Steve Goodman song! RIP, Steve.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 10:56 PM (KhWyI)

155 You could not walk into Wynn if you had a fever.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 08, 2020 10:57 PM (ransv)

156 Is Vegas open ? (looks at calendar)

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:57 PM (zr5Kq)

157 Ginsburg. Hag. Scrunt.
Racist.

I'm so shock. ed.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 10:57 PM (3SIUH)

158 Maybe asked and answered already. What does the "Ted" in Ted Talk stand for?
Posted by: cfo mom

---

Totally Extraneous Drivel

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Rvt88)

159 That Ted Talk was too spot on to be funny
But it's brilliant

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (TOyHQ)

160 Steve Goodman's untimely passing was one of the most devastating musical passings for me..
Having grown up in Chicago, and as aspiring musicians, we saw him at the Earl of Old Town along with Jim Post and others..
His Lincoln Park Pirates is quintessentially Chicago..
https://youtu.be/dF3q7o8Yjrg
But City of New Orleans was always my favorite..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (CjFDo)

161 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/ybquo4o9

https://tinyurl.com/y9lgg4eg

https://tinyurl.com/y85a4x9s

https://tinyurl.com/y6w2m5dg

https://tinyurl.com/y8s9a9lb

Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (qAR6u)

162 Another classic from Peter Rowan:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=DhjuKNOLSNM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (KhWyI)

163 Yes, they are in their phase 3.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (ransv)

164 Thirst!

back after dinner...


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Lcq0D)

165 Fiona Apple and Kip Winger


"You're Sexing Me"


https://tinyurl.com/yagt4duq
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 10:47 PM (3SIUH)

That's not Fiona Apple.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (uc1j5)

166 If I had some secret that gave me a big edge over the rest of the human race, why would I gather a bunch of people together and share the secret with them?

Posted by: JB1000 at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (7gKX3)

167 Shrimp, guns?

Colorado road trip circa 1974, store:

"Better Beef and Bible".

Posted by: banned with 3.2 practice beer at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (wJVVA)

168 I would not get into a dead pool of RBG vs. George Soros.

They're both undead.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:59 PM (oZuI0)

169 158 Maybe asked and answered already. What does the "Ted" in Ted Talk stand for?
Posted by: cfo mom

---

Totally Extraneous Drivel
Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Rvt8

Heh. There are good ones in there but a lot of them are crap.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 10:59 PM (NWiLs)

170 Somebody needs to publicly ask Justice Ginsburg: when you said:
"particularly growth in populations that we don't want to have too many
of" just exactly who she was talking about. Perhaps Justice Thomas ought
to ask her about that.

Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 10:59 PM (3KVGS)

171 There's an inbred group of mountain people of uncertain ancestry in Pennsyltucky near my AO known as the "South Towanda Pooles", q.v.... Their meeting house is The Wayside Inn known locally as the 'Bucket O' Blood'... I've been there...

Local lore has it the South Towanda Pooles are the descendants of labourers sent to build a safe haven for King Louis XVI and Marie-Antoinette in wilds of Pennsyltucky, but we all know how that turned out...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 08, 2020 10:59 PM (sOMf2)

172 Do you have some old chums who were once actively Republicans but are now vocal anti Trumpers? I have a few, and I've noticed there a lot of similarly overlapping traits with them. The composite NeverTrumper from my social circle looks like this...

What else?

They're under 5 foot 5
Their sisters have huge racks
They crush and pwn lefties with facts and logic
They protest to keep Milo and others out of the university speech circuit

Posted by: Sven Bhapiro at July 08, 2020 10:59 PM (6K3U5)

173 Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2020 10:58 PM (qAR6u)


I love Wednesdays. Thanks!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 11:00 PM (q1Pj5)

174 Billy Joel wrote the perfect song describing BLAntifas in the 70s

Prelude/Angry Young Man (with lyrics)

https://tinyurl.com/pbvdl8f

Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2020 11:00 PM (qAR6u)

175

118 It is some type of chemical or petrochemical plant. Those towers are distillation columns.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 10:45 PM (pNxlR)

I got this ! Corpus Christi ?
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:48 PM (zr5Kq)


A reverse image search says it's an "oil refinery at sunset, petrochemical plant - factory at Bangkok, Thailand"

https://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-photos-oil-refinery-sunset___27465748

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 11:00 PM (pNxlR)

176 We have a good friend and neighbor named Ted. Asked him if it was short for Theodore and he said, "Nope." He was christened 'Ted'. We call him Ted Short-For-Nothing.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 10:42 PM (Fc5rx)

My father was known as Ted for his whole life. His given name was Stanley. Miss you, Dad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 11:00 PM (KhWyI)

177 Fiona Apple - Gorgeous honeydripping voice, angry crazy bitch

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (dPZ2a)

178 >>> Prelude/Angry Young Man (with lyrics)

https://tinyurl.com/pbvdl8f
Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2020 11:00 PM (qAR6u)


I thought that was Styx? ;-)

Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (fz0iQ)

179 Not a Merlungian myself but my ex wife, #2, for discretions sake, had family there and shared an odd physical trait in that the little finger on both hands was straight at the base but made a 30 degree curve inward by the last knuckle.
Her dad, brother and sister shared that as well.
I was told that it was fairly common in the part of East Tennessee where the family originated.
They were the first, 1983, where I heard of Merlungeons and they were kind of proud of it.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (d9Irc)

180 That's not Fiona Apple.

Posted by: Jordan61


You're absolutely right.

Damn you, Duck duck go.



Damn you to hell.




(sweet 80s video though, neh?)

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (3SIUH)

181 Melungeons: Typified by women of a certain bearing.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (gmxXe)

182
My father was known as Ted for his whole life. His given name was Stanley.

*******

Is there a story behind how he came to be called Ted?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (Fc5rx)

183 Couldn't they just do a 23 me DNA test of Melungeons and definitively know who they are descended from?
I mean.. it's eff'n 2020, not 1950..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (CjFDo)

184 What else?

They're under 5 foot 5
Their sisters have huge racks
They crush and pwn lefties with facts and logic
They protest to keep Milo and others out of the university speech circuit


And sing "1-877-kars4kids".

Posted by: banned testosterone, not an italian desert at July 08, 2020 11:03 PM (wJVVA)

185 Somebody needs to publicly ask Justice Ginsburg: when you said:

"particularly growth in populations that we don't want to have too many

of" just exactly who she was talking about. Perhaps Justice Thomas ought

to ask her about that.

Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 10:59 PM (3KVGS)

Won't convert any lefties away from her since they all agree.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 11:03 PM (dPZ2a)

186 (sweet 80s video though, neh?)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (3SIUH)

Kip Winger was SUCH a hottie back then. *sigh*

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:03 PM (uc1j5)

187 A reverse image search says it's an "oil refinery at sunset, petrochemical plant - factory at Bangkok, Thailand"

https://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-photos-oil-refinery-sunset___27465748
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 11:00 PM


I was way way off.


Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 11:03 PM (zr5Kq)

188 I have the kind of job historians research and write books about, and we are going to have an extremely interesting next ten years or so, so I recently started a journal as a primary source for any future books. Or just as something interesting for my kids to read when I'm old. Also might be useful professionally. You'd be surprised how often someone trots out conversations from years, even decades, ago to support arguments we're having today. (We're all lifers for the most part. I've been here 17 years, and I'm still a relative newcomer.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 08, 2020 11:03 PM (rWZ8Y)

189 Maybe asked and answered already. What does the "Ted" in Ted Talk stand for?


Technology Education Design

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 08, 2020 11:04 PM (gd9RK)

190 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I LIKE TO STRADDLE ROUGH HEWN CEDAR FENCE RAILS NAKED THEN SLIDE BACK AND FORTH.

Posted by: DAVID FRENCHLEESBIGLER at July 08, 2020 11:04 PM (CLteG)

191 Both my grandfathers went by versions of their last name.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 08, 2020 11:04 PM (ransv)

192 I have the kind of job historians research and write books about,


==

are you a pirate ?

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 11:04 PM (zr5Kq)

193 >>> I have the kind of job historians research and write books about,


==

are you a pirate ?
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 11:04 PM (zr5Kq)


Because all good stories have pirates.

Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 11:05 PM (fz0iQ)

194 That Ted Talk mockery was spot on. I fvcking hate Ted Talks. Good concept but too full of gaseous narcissists.

Posted by: fly gal at July 08, 2020 11:05 PM (6CtMt)

195 ..Available?

Posted by: Teddy "Miklos" Roosevelt at July 08, 2020 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)



Clearly, you've mistaken me for someone else. Actually, I am completely unberable.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2020 11:05 PM (QzJWU)

196 The Ted talk mirrors Jay Inslee and his King county base. Attending a protest/meeting in upper NE Washington on Saturday. One of the ideas being thrown around is declaring our own autonomous zone. US citizens without a state.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 08, 2020 11:05 PM (k5hmb)

197 I'm probably Merlungeon.
Which sucks. Because now I have to identify with a specific group of people that I detest rather than just detesting people in general.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 11:06 PM (3SIUH)

198 ...the little finger on both hands was straight at the base but made a 30 degree curve inward by the last knuckle.

*********

There IS a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q74.0
Bilateral clinodactyly


Image search at your own discretion.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 11:06 PM (Fc5rx)

199 While I love to hate on smarmy leftist TED talks as much as the next guy, there are some genuinely good ones, too.

This one with Mike Rowe, of course, is great
https://youtu.be/IRVdiHu1VCc

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 08, 2020 11:06 PM (6K3U5)

200 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I LIKE TO STRADDLE ROUGH HEWN CEDAR FENCE RAILS NAKED THEN SLIDE BACK AND FORTH.
Posted by: DAVID FRENCHLEESBIGLER at July 08, 2020 11:04 PM (CLteG)


THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN GET WOOD DOWN THERE!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERWHATEVER at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (z79tQ)

201 179 Not a Merlungian myself but my ex wife, #2, for discretions sake, had family there and shared an odd physical trait in that the little finger on both hands was straight at the base but made a 30 degree curve inward by the last knuckle.

Arthritis done made me a melungeon!
That and the melungeons I hack up coughing,
real lung oysters.

Posted by: banned lung butter at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (wJVVA)

202 Thank you tonypete. That is perfect.

The place I retired from had us undergo yearly "sexual harassment training". ( I never understood why they wanted to train us for sexual harassment. Most of my coworkers were pretty good at it without any training.)

Same video for 5 years in a row. We all knew the script and would parrot along as if we were watching "Rocky Horror". The best vignette was the older lady giving the young gay guy a hard time.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (RfzVr)

203 Until the Cubbies tragically won the Series recently, my son pointed out that they hadn't won since before sliced bread. And before Chevrolet. Damned shamed they ruined it all.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (HuH1F)

204 Black Lives Matter Protests Grace Baptist Church

Hodge Twins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6YcaynF0c
Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 10:53 PM (RU4sa)

Holy crap I love those guys! No homo.

Well...

No. Wait. No homo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)

205 187 A reverse image search says it's an "oil refinery at sunset, petrochemical plant - factory at Bangkok, Thailand"


That what I thought. Those tubes are part of their cracker system iirc.

Refineries look romantic at night.
In the daytime, not so much.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (gmxXe)

206 What are these TED things. When I was last gainfully employed we had to log into TEDS to take any government mandated training for bank employees. The training was really for bank tellers and others that worked with customers. I worked in IT. The government is stupid and I guess assumed the branch employees were doing IT, mailroom, cafeteria, programming, etc. in their spare time. How it worked for every level I was at, ask your boss what project can be delayed to complete training, eventually they distributed the answers to the test to everyone and I'd tak about 10 minutes.

The only not Trump now I know lives in Cuyahoga County, he's freaked about covid, wears mask. My experience with covid is completely different than urban dwellers. I'm hopeful by November He'll vote Trump, or third party again.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

207 My grandfather was christened Rocco. He went by Bob.

But he was born in 1908 and being American was the goal.

Today, it would be the opposite.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (o1fzk)

208 Y'all do see that that TED Talk parody emanated from Canada?

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (oZuI0)

209 Mrs. Peel,
Since I have an old journal from the 40s, I'd recommend that you "introduce" the people you mention. Otherwise, readers just guess at why you mentioned them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (YynYJ)

210 Srsly, though, the Hodge Twins are fucking on target.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 11:08 PM (x8Wzq)

211 Thanks for the Peter Rowan video. And you are right, Tim Rice is damn good with that clean, precise playing.

For Bluegrass, check out videos on Youtube for the Petersons. They are a family group with mandolin, banjo, guitar and upright bass played by Mom. Think of the Cowsills but with talent. I really like their version of "Southern Nights" from Glen Campbell.

Posted by: JTB at July 08, 2020 11:09 PM (7EjX1)

212 Melungeons: Typified by women of a certain bearing.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (gmxXe)


Hottentots: I like steatopygia and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 11:10 PM (q1Pj5)

213 That TED Talk was like this and like that.

Posted by: Dr. Dre at July 08, 2020 11:10 PM (oZuI0)

214 Refineries look romantic at night.
In the daytime, not so much.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (gmxXe)

They smell pretty gross, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:10 PM (uc1j5)

215 I can't really explain more without making it too obvious (op sec, you know). Suffice to say, our work has been in the public eye recently and will be again quite soon. And yes, there are people who specialize in our history.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 08, 2020 11:11 PM (rWZ8Y)

216 Melungeons: Typified by women of a certain bearing.


**********

Now that's just mien!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 11:11 PM (Fc5rx)

217 Is there a story behind how he came to be called Ted?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (Fc5rx)

Began when he was a child, is all I know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 11:11 PM (KhWyI)

218 There's an inbred group of mountain people of uncertain ancestry

* chews thoughtfully on pipe*

* squints at Zettai Roshia*

My kin were mountain people.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 08, 2020 11:11 PM (k5hmb)

219 Won't convert any lefties away from her since they all agree.

We live in the age of Cancel Culture. Say something raaaaaaaaaacist out you go, their rules, not mine. Cancel Culture crocodile is eating leftists too.

Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 11:12 PM (3KVGS)

220 Don Lemon needs a Kenny Rogers song.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2020 11:12 PM (LxTcq)

221 Hottentots: I like steatopygia and I cannot lie.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Trademark Violation!

Posted by: the Kardashians at July 08, 2020 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

222 199 While I love to hate on smarmy leftist TED talks as much as the next guy, there are some genuinely good ones, too.

Dont have the addy, but dr irene pepperberg talking about her colleague Alex (Avian Learning Experiment) is touching.
"The most important person in my life for 30 years was gone".

A wonderful african grey parrot.

Posted by: banned saw her speak at July 08, 2020 11:12 PM (wJVVA)

223 I miss baseball so much.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 08, 2020 11:12 PM (oWAzz)

224 Kbdabear

Angry young man was my floor exercise musicas a college gymnast.

All American

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2020 11:12 PM (U2p+3)

225 My kin were mountain people.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


Kithing cousins?

Posted by: Miklos McCoy-Hatfield at July 08, 2020 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

226 Hard to imagine if PDT said what RBG did.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 08, 2020 11:14 PM (ransv)

227 223 I miss baseball so much.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 08, 2020 11:12 PM (oWAzz)

While we're having an abbreviated season of 60 games, unless everybody wusses out and cancels, they cancelled the minor league season. Makes me sad

Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2020 11:14 PM (qAR6u)

228 42 The profile of never Trumpers? Add to it, they have wives who are liberals. Remember the term "hen pecked"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

Liberal wives of Never Trumpers very liberal with...

Posted by: The Paolo at July 08, 2020 11:14 PM (BRkq2)

229 Melungeons: Typified by women of a certain bearing.


They have balls.

Posted by: Miklos from SKF at July 08, 2020 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

230 There's an inbred group of mountain people of uncertain ancestry

Pygmys?

Posted by: banned sez ungowa at July 08, 2020 11:15 PM (wJVVA)

231 Little bit of this

Little bit of that

Posted by: Michelle Branch at July 08, 2020 11:15 PM (oZuI0)

232 ..Refineries look romantic at night.
In the daytime, not so much.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 11:07 PM (gmxXe)

They smell pretty gross, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:10 PM (uc1j5)




Highly paid petro-chemical employees are fond of saying that the refineries "Smell Like Money".

And they're right.

That money flows through and funds entire communities, and not just the plant-workers.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2020 11:15 PM (QzJWU)

233 The Cubs, followed by the Astros, don't say God didn't give you any warning that the end times have arrived. You couldn't ask for a clearer sign of the Apocalypse than that.

Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 11:16 PM (3KVGS)

234 Kithing cousins?
Posted by: Miklos McCoy-Hatfield

Probably. Family. What's a fella gonna do?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 08, 2020 11:16 PM (k5hmb)

235 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q74.0
Bilateral clinodactyly



Hammer fingertoes, we used to call it.

Posted by: Miklos from Bug Tussle at July 08, 2020 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

236 always good w a standup bass?
Lydia Loveless.
I would love her her more but I just dont know how.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v6WgO2I4io

Posted by: red at July 08, 2020 11:17 PM (zakMt)

237 frequently references The Economist in social media posts.

This is known as a tell.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2020 11:17 PM (Z4rgH)

238 While we're having an abbreviated season of 60 games, unless everybody wusses out and cancels, they cancelled the minor league season. Makes me sad
Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2020 11:14 PM (qAR6u)

--Yeah, that sucks.

No majors where I live, but a great AAA team.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:17 PM (oZuI0)

239 Melungeons: Typified by women of a certain bearing

Gorilla women of the third reich.

Posted by: banned robt williams comix at July 08, 2020 11:17 PM (wJVVA)

240 My kin were mountain people.

Posted by: Sock Monkey


They ever be shootin' at some food when up from the ground come a bubblin crude? Oil that is. Black Gold. Texas Tea.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 11:17 PM (q1Pj5)

241 Muldoon.
I never even thought of looking up the code.
Hilarious.
I did discover to my chagrin that she was batshit nuts and I was really happy to escape.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 08, 2020 11:17 PM (d9Irc)

242 Our training this year featured a cartoon whose premise was (in two panels): "if a hot guy flirts with you, it's fine - if an ugly or fat guy flirts with you that's sexual harassment".

The cartoon is meant to be derisive of the entire concept and yet it was presented in earnest, and as a warning to the men.

Not me of course.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 11:17 PM (dPZ2a)

243 Hammer fingertoes, we used to call it.

*******

That's actually pretty descriptive.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 11:18 PM (Fc5rx)

244
Highly paid petro-chemical employees are fond of saying that the refineries "Smell Like Money".

And they're right.

That money flows through and funds entire communities, and not just the plant-workers.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2020 11:15 PM (QzJWU)


I heard the same phrase at the DuPont Fibers' plants where I worked.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 11:18 PM (pNxlR)

245 Probably. Family. What's a fella gonna do?
Posted by: Sock Monkey


Run faster than her brother?

Posted by: Miklosian RedNeckianisms LLP at July 08, 2020 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

246 233 The Cubs, followed by the Astros, don't say God didn't give you any warning that the end times have arrived. You couldn't ask for a clearer sign of the Apocalypse than that.
Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 11:16 PM (3KVGS)

We were first

Posted by: Boston Red Sox at July 08, 2020 11:18 PM (oZuI0)

247 Is this Cancel Culture that came up with Black People Can't Be Racist?

Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 11:18 PM (aDSHr)

248 Jordan61,
You are a rock star. Thank you so much for getting our flights straightened out and dealing wjth the idiots.

I owe you a hotel room, upgrades and a bottle of whatever you want.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2020 11:18 PM (U2p+3)

249 I thought I was alone in my disdain for Ted talks. The world just hit equilibrium ........ but then dropped right back out again. Oh well, that was great while it lasted.

Posted by: Jam Sandwich at July 08, 2020 11:19 PM (FASvy)

250 Technology Education Design Really Bander? What an overblown name. Nothing but buzz words and touchy feelly. So glad I only briefly worked corporate. Pretending to care and pay attention

Was much more at home in my blue collar world where you could tell an idiot that they were a f**n' idiot and nobody got the vapors.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 08, 2020 11:19 PM (RfzVr)

251 242 - aka Twilight. Edward lets himself into Bella's room at night and watches her sleep. OMG

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 08, 2020 11:19 PM (rWZ8Y)

252 Boy, am I hungry for some bread right about now! Of course, an eco-feminist is using xer own reci-pee, using public wymen pee, to make a unique type of bread.

https://tinyurl.com/y8ps46g9

Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2020 11:19 PM (usCq7)

253 Hottentots: I like steatopygia and I cannot lie


Ok, I'm going to do a German tongue twister. I'm not going to go out and find the html thing for Umlauts (two dots over the letter) conversion, so just know that ae = a Umlaut.

Wast bist du wenn du den Chef der Hottentotten umbringst? (What are you if you kill the chief of the Hottentots?)

Attentat is assassination. Tat means deed. The doer of a deed is a Taeter.

Another word for chief is potentate, Potentat is a cognate.

So, was bist du wenn du den Chef der Hottentotten umbringst?

Ein Hottentottenpotentatenattentatentaeter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 08, 2020 11:20 PM (gd9RK)

254 It's sad that they cancelled minor league baseball. those guys are itching to get a shot at the majors. It's not fair to them. and minor league baseball is a blast. You go to a minor league game and you see small town America at its' best.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 08, 2020 11:20 PM (oWAzz)

255 Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2020 11:15 PM (QzJWU)

True, but you know, not very romantic is all I'm saying. Husband & I used to walk the dogs by the marina at NAS Corpus Christi. Beautiful view, but smelly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:20 PM (uc1j5)

256 Fifty Shades is even worse. If I had made the movie, I would have shot/choreographed the scene where Anna tries to break up with Christian over email and then he shows up at her apartment and forces himself upon her until she "takes back" the breakup as a rape scene. Because it was. She didn't even let him in - her roommate did.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 08, 2020 11:21 PM (rWZ8Y)

257 Now that's just mien!


Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 11:11 PM (Fc5rx)

That's also a tribe in Laos....I went to a few Mien parties in the Oakland hills. I was the tallest person by about a foot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2020 11:21 PM (dLLD6)

258 So, was bist du wenn du den Chef der Hottentotten umbringst?



Ein Hottentottenpotentatenattentatentaeter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 08, 2020 11:20 PM (gd9RK)


Haha! Easy for you to say.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 11:22 PM (q1Pj5)

259 Great music Thanks.

Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 11:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

260 Ein Hottentottenpotentatenattentatentaeter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 08, 2020 11:20 PM (gd9RK)

That had 'em rolling in the aisles down at the Eisenbahknotenpunkt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 11:22 PM (KhWyI)

261 Bander

Not nice.
I cant think now

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2020 11:22 PM (U2p+3)

262 252 Boy, am I hungry for some bread right about now! Of course, an eco-feminist is using xer own reci-pee, using public wymen pee, to make a unique type of bread.

https://tinyurl.com/y8ps46g9
Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2020 11:19 PM (usCq7)

What. The. F*CK?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:22 PM (uc1j5)

263 Our training this year featured a cartoon whose premise was (in two panels): "if a hot guy flirts with you, it's fine - if an ugly or fat guy flirts with you that's sexual harassment".

The cartoon is meant to be derisive of the entire concept and yet it was presented in earnest, and as a warning to the men.

Not me of course.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 11:17 PM (dPZ2a)

That's funny.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 08, 2020 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc)

264 Ein Hottentottenpotentatenattentatentaeter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Ummm


More Hot Pockets

Posted by: von Taterstelter at July 08, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

265 das ist ein Zungenbrecher !

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 11:22 PM (zr5Kq)

266 I was told there would be no umlauts in this thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:22 PM (wPVhA)

267 Technology Education Design Really Bander?


I just answered a question. Why are you blaming me?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 08, 2020 11:23 PM (gd9RK)

268 I was told there would be no umlauts in this thread.



Funkiiler

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 11:23 PM (zr5Kq)

269 Technology Education Design Really Bander? What an overblown name. Nothing but buzz words and touchy feelly. So glad I only briefly worked corporate. Pretending to care and pay attention

Was much more at home in my blue collar world where you could tell an idiot that they were a f**n' idiot and nobody got the vapors.
Posted by: cfo mom


Well, STEM was taken.

By the way, did STEM officially get un-personed? I thought I saw some posts about how it is suddenly racist, and now must be sacrificed on the altar of wokeness.

Posted by: AF at July 08, 2020 11:23 PM (RsPQq)

270 Run faster than her brother?
Posted by: Miklosian RedNeckianisms LLP

Nah! I always carry.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 08, 2020 11:23 PM (k5hmb)

271 I owe you a hotel room, upgrades and a bottle of whatever you want.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2020 11:18 PM (U2p+3)

Whoo! If Expedia cancels on us again I'm gonna have to go down there and hurt somebody.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:23 PM (uc1j5)

272 Breaking - Ghislaine has just given a name: Rolo Tomasi

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 11:23 PM (dPZ2a)

273 Good night all! Play nice.

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 11:24 PM (Fc5rx)

274 Good night, Muldoon.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 11:25 PM (zr5Kq)

275 I am trying my best to move to rural america. I have a place to stay until I get situated and I can move into my own place. I should have been doing this a year ago. I want to be here - in a red county. I've had it with city craziness. If, God forbid, trump loses, I'll be safer here than in Milwaukee county.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 08, 2020 11:25 PM (oWAzz)

276 ..True, but you know, not very romantic is all I'm saying. Husband & I used to walk the dogs by the marina at NAS Corpus Christi. Beautiful view, but smelly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:20 PM (uc1j5)



Sure, go ahead. Blame the smell on the dogs. Uh-huh. I see how it's going, here.


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2020 11:25 PM (QzJWU)

277 Ivy League cancelled all fall sports.

An administrator can never get in trouble for not allowing something.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 11:25 PM (KfC1e)

278 That had 'em rolling in the aisles down at the Eisenbahknotenpunkt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Ja!

Posted by: Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän Miklös at July 08, 2020 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

279 Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.

(when flies fly behind flies, flies fly near flies. Or something like that)

OK, I'm going to bed. Good night...

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 08, 2020 11:25 PM (rWZ8Y)

280 It's it!

What is it?

Posted by: Faith No More at July 08, 2020 11:26 PM (oZuI0)

281 Ümläüts...

Posted by: Zëttäï Röshïä-nö Äsëttö at July 08, 2020 11:27 PM (sOMf2)

282 Plenty of times I would choose shrimp over guns because I already have guns, but no shrimp.

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 08, 2020 11:28 PM (w7KSn)

283 That turned out rather well...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 08, 2020 11:28 PM (sOMf2)

284 I am trying my best to move to rural america. I have a place to stay until I get situated and I can move into my own place. I should have been doing this a year ago. I want to be here - in a red county. I've had it with city craziness. If, God forbid, trump loses, I'll be safer here than in Milwaukee county.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 08, 2020 11:25 PM (oWAzz)

I went rural in 1998, and love it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 11:28 PM (KhWyI)

285 Technology Education Design Really Bander?


I just answered a question. Why are you blaming me?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


I think it was a suggestion for you to give a TEDR BanderTalk.

Posted by: Miklosian Venue Management Rt. at July 08, 2020 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

286 Ümläüts...
Posted by: Zëttäï Röshïä-nö Äsëttö at July 08, 2020 11:27 PM (sOMf2)

---------

Showboat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:28 PM (wPVhA)

287 THROCKMORTON'S FIRST LAW OF LIVE MUSIC: IF THERE'S AN UPRIGHT BASS IN THE BAND, IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE GOOD

Ton Reve by Zaz

Posted by: Downcast at July 08, 2020 11:28 PM (xgpfE)

288 Fün wïth ümläts

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 11:29 PM (zr5Kq)

289 282 Plenty of times I would choose shrimp over guns because I already have guns, but no shrimp.
Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 08, 2020 11:28 PM (w7KSn)

-------

Just imagine shrimps with guns. No good would come of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:29 PM (wPVhA)

290 Ümläüts...
Posted by: Zëttäï Röshïä-nö Äsëttö


Let me guess.

Heavy Metal Band?

Posted by: Mikleuse et les Apostrophes at July 08, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

291 Just imagine shrimps with guns. No good would come of it.


Sez you!

Posted by: James Cagney at July 08, 2020 11:30 PM (gd9RK)

292 Or something like that

They fly after, as in to follow or chase, in this case.

Nice. Five Fliegens.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 11:30 PM (z36Kd)

293 277, acc and pac 12 next.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 08, 2020 11:30 PM (ransv)

294
280 It's it!


That used to be the name for some type of ice cream sandwich sold in the Bay Area in the late 70s / early 80s.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 11:30 PM (pNxlR)

295 Just imagine shrimps with guns. No good would come of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:29 PM (wPVhA)

Pistols at Prawn?

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM (dPZ2a)

296 Ivy League canceled all fall sports.

What kind of sports do they do?
The kind where everybody is a winner?

Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM (aDSHr)

297
Just imagine shrimps with guns. No good would come of it.


Munchkins armed with Tommy guns vs the Wicked Witch of the West's Flying Monkeys

Game it out -- who wins?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM (pNxlR)

298 I left my cheat sheet with codes for umlauts, music notes and such at work, dammit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM (uc1j5)

299 Seafood and guns are two of my favorite things.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM (NWiLs)

300 254 It's sad that they cancelled minor league baseball. those guys are itching to get a shot at the majors. It's not fair to them. and minor league baseball is a blast. You go to a minor league game and you see small town America at its' best.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 08, 2020 11:20 PM (oWAzz)

--Yes, yes.

Minor leagues also have some of the best names in sports.

Wichita Wingnuts, Atlanta Crackers (alas, defunct IIRC), El Paso Chihuahuas, Toledo Mudhens . . .

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (oZuI0)

301 Ein Hottentottenpotentatenattentatentaeter.

Ha! That's a good one.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (JioHo)

302 Ümläüts...
Posted by: Zëttäï Röshïä-nö Äsëttö


Good luck with registering that website domain.

Posted by: El ösö at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

303 Pistols at Prawn?


Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM (dPZ2a)

Ok, it was either that one or:

150 million Americans are krilled by guns each year.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (dPZ2a)

304 298 I left my cheat sheet with codes for umlauts, music notes and such at work, dammit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM (uc1j5)

Don't forget the fermatas!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (NWiLs)

305 It's it!

That used to be the name for some type of ice cream sandwich sold in the Bay Area in the late 70s / early 80s.


Still is. Still excellent.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 11:34 PM (JioHo)

306 Don't forget the fermatas!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (NWiLs)

I want to know how you do that camel.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:34 PM (uc1j5)

307 298 I left my cheat sheet with codes for umlauts, music notes and such at work, dammit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM (uc1j5)

-----------

You disappoint, dear.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:35 PM (wPVhA)

308 That used to be the name for some type of ice cream sandwich sold in the Bay Area in the late 70s / early 80s.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 11:30 PM (pNxlR)

Vancouver, B.C. used to have a local burger chain, well, 2 locations, called "This Is It" that used a huge neon question mark as their sign. Food was really good, and they had car hop service, too. They had a burger made with a big smoked sausage nicked with knife cuts all down one side, and formed into a ring to fit in a burger bun. It was good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 11:35 PM (KhWyI)

309 Munchkins armed with Tommy guns vs the Wicked Witch of the West's Flying Monkeys

Game it out -- who wins?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM



Imma have to go with the Flying Monkeys, because Munchkins with guns and friendly fire and such...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 08, 2020 11:36 PM (sOMf2)

310 150 million Americans are krilled by guns each year.

----------

Oh, here we go.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:36 PM (wPVhA)

311 Every time I see Buck Throckmorton I think of the Florida Guv Throckmorton that I saw a portrait of in the old Florida capital in Tallahassee last spring...

Once I looked at the portrait I thought no way there's an actual dude named Throckmorton... and a former Guv. C'mon man, you just can't make that shit up.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 08, 2020 11:36 PM (+ldAm)

312 I left my cheat sheet with codes for umlauts, music notes and such at work, dammit.

The search term you want is "html entities". There's millions of them.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 11:36 PM (JioHo)

313 Seafood and guns are two of my favorite things.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM (NWiLs)


Sounds like you'd enjoy some Skeet Surfin'!
https://tinyurl.com/p8d3gkl





















Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 08, 2020 11:36 PM (2N7oZ)

314 Skrimp Shack FTW:

https://theskrimpshack.com/menu/

Their whiting is yummy, and their hush puppies are off the hook!

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:37 PM (oZuI0)

315 272 Breaking - Ghislaine has just given a name: Rolo Tomasi
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 11:23 PM (dPZ2a)

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: KEYSER SOZE at July 08, 2020 11:37 PM (CLteG)

316 You disappoint, dear.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:35 PM (wPVhA)

Story of my life...

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:37 PM (uc1j5)

317 What the heck? All I did was paste tiny url link.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 08, 2020 11:37 PM (2N7oZ)

318 306 Don't forget the fermatas!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (NWiLs)

I want to know how you do that camel.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:34 PM (uc1j5)

Well...I don't usually talk about this sort of thing publicly, but there is a stepladder involved...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:38 PM (NWiLs)

319 cent;

pound;

yen;

euro;

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2020 11:38 PM (dLLD6)

320 The way to blow up the left is to tweet the Ginsberg quote as coming from a Reich Wing Justice, and drum up massive Twitter outrage - we got him now! Let loose the Cancel Culture Crocodile. Claim it came from Kavanaugh. Only when they reach peak outrage - say oops it was Justice Ginsberg who said that - my bad.

Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 11:39 PM (3KVGS)

321 Fermata, singular
Fermati, plural

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 08, 2020 11:39 PM (w7KSn)

322 319 cent;

pound;

yen;

euro;
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2020 11:38 PM (dLLD6)

Money makes the world go round

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:39 PM (NWiLs)

323 Munchkins armed with Tommy guns vs the Wicked Witch of the West's Flying Monkeys

Game it out -- who wins?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 11:32 PM (pNxlR)

I dunno, but it would make for must-see television. Imagine the spectacle: Munchkins, wearing pin-stripe suits and fedoras, smoking stogies, sweeping flying monkeys out of the sky with bursts of full-auto .45 fire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 11:39 PM (KhWyI)

324 I've been rural most of my life. Moved to the flatlands to be with my second husband. Really need to get to hill country.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 11:39 PM (YynYJ)

325 I want to know how you do that camel.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:34 PM (uc1j5)

Well...I don't usually talk about this sort of thing publicly, but there is a stepladder involved...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:38 PM



No wellies?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 08, 2020 11:39 PM (sOMf2)

326 Well...I don't usually talk about this sort of thing publicly, but there is a stepladder involved...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:38 PM (NWiLs)


-----------

There's an opportunity for a hump joke here that has gone completely ignored.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:39 PM (wPVhA)

327 Skrimp Shack FTW:

https://theskrimpshack.com/menu/



"Our food may contain shellfish products"

Also, do not use hair dryer or microwave in the shower!

Posted by: Liability Averse Miklos at July 08, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

328 Just cancel sports for a year or two.

That should clear people's minds. I think it would be for the best.

It might give a new perspective on cancellation of the things.

You want to cancel shit? Let's cancel what you like.

Let all the oxes be gored.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 11:40 PM (XTyi0)

329 I thought melangeon was a term that old Italians from Taylor St used to refer to blacks. Derived from the Italian word for eggplant.

And why the Keith Moreland bashing in the song. He came to my Lityle League banquet and was a super cool guy. Played football at Texas too

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 08, 2020 11:41 PM (NiTgA)

330 I want to know how you do that camel.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:34 PM (uc1j5)

Well...I don't usually talk about this sort of thing publicly, but there is a stepladder involved...

Posted by: Insomniac


Actually, there is an old French Army joke about that....

Posted by: Sergeant Mikleuse at July 08, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

331 Sugarland Skeeters.

Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 11:41 PM (3KVGS)

332 I'm 1024th Melungeon and I eat crawdads with clarified butter and hot sauce. I'm also scheduled to climb Everest next spring.

Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2020 11:41 PM (95j/9)

333 good for you, AOP. I went on a boat tour the other day with a local guy who pointed out that his grandfather was the lighthouse keeper of "Death's door" the very choppy water that marks the division between Green Bay and Lake Michigan. It's always rough because the currents collide and yet the old man was able to row between the island lighthouse and the mainland every night, even in the winter. the tour guide said, "I grew up here. I hated it when I was a teen. I moved to Milwaukee, then Chicago, then Giaitherburg, than Italy. Now I'm back home and I never want to live anywhere else."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 08, 2020 11:42 PM (oWAzz)

334 I would like to move away from people.

But I don't want to move too far away from food markets and restaurants.

And medical facilities.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 11:42 PM (XTyi0)

335 Ghislaine is also going to incriminate Kobayashi and Redfoot. Not the hot dog guy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 08, 2020 11:42 PM (NiTgA)

336 Actually, there is an old French Army joke about that....
Posted by: Sergeant Mikleuse at July 08, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

"Actually, sir, we usually ride it to the town brothel."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:42 PM (NWiLs)

337 You want to cancel shit? Let's cancel what you like.

Let all the oxes be gored.
Posted by: eleven


Let's not be too hasty....

Posted by: Disny owned $7-a-month ESPN at July 08, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

338 Actually, there is an old French Army joke about that....
Posted by: Sergeant Mikleuse at July 08, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

---------

I guess I'll reserve my joke about ships of the desert.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:43 PM (wPVhA)

339 320 The way to blow up the left is to tweet the Ginsberg quote as coming from a Reich Wing Justice, and drum up massive Twitter outrage - we got him now! Let loose the Cancel Culture Crocodile. Claim it came from Kavanaugh. Only when they reach peak outrage - say oops it was Justice Ginsberg who said that - my bad.
Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 11:39 PM (3KVGS)

--Oh yeah, that is epic troll-fu.

Like quoting Adolf Hitler about gun control.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:43 PM (oZuI0)

340 272 Breaking - Ghislaine has just given a name: Rolo Tomasi
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 11:23 PM (dPZ2a)

Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: KEYSER SOZE at July 08, 2020 11:37 PM (CLteG)

This Rollo Tomasi?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8sw4fzq

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 11:43 PM (KhWyI)

341 Ivy League cancelled all fall sports.

An administrator can never get in trouble for not allowing something.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 11:25 PM (KfC1e)


No one will miss them.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 08, 2020 11:43 PM (Rz2Nc)

342 "Actually, sir, we usually ride it to the town brothel."
Posted by: Insomniac


Precisement!

Posted by: Mikleuse, Coup Fourree! at July 08, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

343 Ghislaine will not have killed herself

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:43 PM (NWiLs)

344 Just cancel sports for a year or two.



That should clear people's minds. I think it would be for the best.



It might give a new perspective on cancellation of the things.



You want to cancel shit? Let's cancel what you like.



Let all the oxes be gored.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 11:40 PM (XTyi0)


The NFL kneeling was bad enough, but the Jew hate is unacceptable. I've been a fan since I was 10, but I'm done.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 08, 2020 11:44 PM (2N7oZ)

345 Ümlaut

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:45 PM (bcc8t)

346 "Our food may contain shellfish products"

Also, do not use hair dryer or microwave in the shower!
Posted by: Liability Averse Miklos at July 08, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

--LMAO I cracked up when I read that.

Stay away from the fried oysters, which may contain shellfish products.

"Light fuse and get away" FTW.

And now I think I need to grab some Skrimp Shack tomorrow. I can get 10 hush puppies for 2 bones plus tax!

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:45 PM (oZuI0)

347 Ha! And now I'm going to bed because my internet is being a jerk.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:46 PM (bcc8t)

348 Ümlaut
Posted by: Jordan61


The word "umlaut" does not have an umlaut.

Not fair.

Posted by: Miklos, threatening to introduce Hungarian double umlauts at July 08, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

349 The word "umlaut" does not have an umlaut.

--------

It did before the Nazis killed it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:47 PM (wPVhA)

350 "Hungarian double umlauts??


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 08, 2020 11:48 PM (sOMf2)

351 Bj[umlaut]o[umlaut/]rk.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 11:48 PM (XTyi0)

352 Old NFL: You make the call!

New NFL: *click off*

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 11:48 PM (q1Pj5)

353 350 "Hungarian double umlauts??



Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 08, 2020 11:48 PM (sOMf2)

High difficulty level. Gives you extra points at the judges' table.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:49 PM (NWiLs)

354 The word "umlaut" does not have an umlaut.

Not fair.
Posted by: Miklos, threatening to introduce Hungarian double umlauts at July 08, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

--Why is there no monosyllabic word that is a synonym of monosyllabic?

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:49 PM (oZuI0)

355 115-120 degrees in AZ next week. Anybody wanna' come hang out? Nurse, anyone? Buhler? Buhler?

Posted by: DBCooper at July 08, 2020 11:49 PM (y1Mvi)

356 Bj[umlaut]o[umlaut/]rk.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 11:48 PM



Now, let's not give the inimitable Mishum any ideas...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 08, 2020 11:50 PM (sOMf2)

357 Phoenix is the Anvil of the Devil.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 11:50 PM (XTyi0)

358 354 The word "umlaut" does not have an umlaut.

Not fair.
Posted by: Miklos, threatening to introduce Hungarian double umlauts at July 08, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

--Why is there no monosyllabic word that is a synonym of monosyllabic?
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:49 PM (oZuI0)

*grunts*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:50 PM (NWiLs)

359 Hungarian double umlauts??

What knockers!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 11:50 PM (q1Pj5)

360 eleven, where I am is perfect. away from people, yet I still have neighbors and am close enough (well, OK, its at least a 20 minute drive)from supermarkets and healthcare. It's near an expressway, and yet I would have to get used to the idea of stocking up on groceries. I am used to living in a city where if I needed an onion, I could walk to the Whole Foods 5 minutes away and get it. there is nothing in the immediate vicinity.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 08, 2020 11:50 PM (oWAzz)

361
You see a petrochemical plant. I see good engineering and chemistry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 11:50 PM (mht8P)

362 115-120 degrees in AZ next week. Anybody wanna' come hang out? Nurse, anyone? Buhler? Buhler?

Now you get why I headed to the hills?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 08, 2020 11:51 PM (SchxB)

363 Just a brew of Dutch settlers, English convicts, freed slaves, escaped slaves, indentured servants and maybe a few Indians.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 10:49 PM (o1fzk)

Any Melungeons here?

Yep. Me, the quadracial hordeling who usually says "Native American" for short, convenience, and to troll the leftoids. Neither Melungeon nor "Everythingbutasian" is on the official forms, after all.

What's the most likely origin, in my opinion? Scottish & Irish indentures who struck out upon completing their contracts and moved further into the interior to escape the plantation economy and its lack of opportunity for basically everyone but the large plantation owners.

As usual, it was men who did most of the colonizing, and a shortage of women meant that the settlers were considerably less picky than race-obsessed folks elsewhere. If you barter for a native wife, or marry a runaway slave, who's even going to notice after a few generations?

Turns out, the law did, once civilization caught up. But that's a story I'll leave up to the historians.

What's my 4th race? I'm part Spanish on another side of the family.

This makes me, at once, Caucasian, Native American, Hispanic, and African - and probably in that order. Can't say for sure, Tennessee courthouses had a bad habit of burning down, and a lot of family records were lost that way.

Do I owe myself reparations? This woke-ass shit's as confusing as it is stupid.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 08, 2020 11:52 PM (O4K4J)

364 eleven, where I am is perfect. away from people, yet I still have neighbors and am close enough (well, OK, its at least a 20 minute drive)from supermarkets and healthcare. It's near an expressway, and yet I would have to get used to the idea of stocking up on groceries. I am used to living in a city where if I needed an onion, I could walk to the Whole Foods 5 minutes away and get it. there is nothing in the immediate vicinity.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V


Mrs Donna, are you seducing me?

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 11:52 PM (XTyi0)

365
Hello everyone! Had an insane day at work and I couldn't check in ONCE! I hate missing threads and days of poasts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 08, 2020 11:53 PM (G51Gf)

366 Phoenix is the Anvil of the Devil.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 11:50 PM (XTyi0)


And Chandler is the hammer.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 08, 2020 11:53 PM (2N7oZ)

367 "Hungarian double umlauts??


"Sör" is Hungarian for beer.

The other double umlaut words, like Leon, just get larger.

Posted by: Miklös at July 08, 2020 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

368 Teaser:

Speaking of, there is a fun passage in my novel that includes a whole paragraph of monosyllabic words, with the exception of the very word "monosyllabic."

Yeah, I will be showing off some worthsmithing.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:53 PM (oZuI0)

369 I always thought the topic of racial isolates was interesting.

Melungeons, Jackson Whites, Brass Ankles.

Then you get into the even weirder genetic isolates like the Blue Fugates of Kentucky.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 08, 2020 11:53 PM (vuisn)

370 362- Blanco
But its a Dry Heat...
You drink scotch on the patio with cigars and next thing you know about midnight, its a balmy 110

Posted by: DBCooper at July 08, 2020 11:54 PM (y1Mvi)

371 Donna. I was just funning.



Don't run away.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 11:55 PM (XTyi0)

372 eleven, ha! It's the sight out of my front window up here in rural Wisconsin that has seduced me. I don't want to leave.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 08, 2020 11:55 PM (oWAzz)

373 got severely Karened today...entered an area that had masks required(so do a lot of grocery stores but don't enforce it) This dude saw me and freaked the F out - I had a bandana with me and said I could put it on - NOPE, not good enough - OUT!...sorry you live your life like that dude - meanwhile 20 feet away..his community pool is full of people

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 08, 2020 11:56 PM (SxBH1)

374 Hello everyone! Had an insane day at work and I couldn't check in ONCE! I hate missing threads and days of poasts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Don't worry, not much changes on new year's day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2020 11:56 PM (L6ZYH)

375 I saw the Blue Fugates open for Siouxie and the Banshees at the Universal Amphitheater in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 11:56 PM (wPVhA)

376 337 You want to cancel shit? Let's cancel what you like.

Let all the oxes be gored.
Posted by: eleven


Let's not be too hasty....
Posted by: Disny owned $7-a-month ESPN at July 08, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

--Seriously, sports fans, Outkick.com has been killing it since Day 1.

Clay Travis has boasted that even without sports, the site will still go strong, and I agree.

If you want sports commentary without the stale libtard claptrap from the likes of the Mickey Mouse Sports Network, you'll like Outkick.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:56 PM (oZuI0)

377 Went to Mount Everest in 1978. Did not climb it.

Posted by: French Jeton at July 08, 2020 11:57 PM (85zsD)

378 HA!


Even the old reliable Charset does not convert double umlauts!

It is actually two (2) long accents over a vowel.

Posted by: Miklosian Mistaken Orthography (chapter 7) at July 08, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

379
365-Blond Morticia
Are you stuck in the heat or in better climes?

Posted by: DBCooper at July 08, 2020 11:57 PM (y1Mvi)

380 But its a Dry Heat...

You drink scotch on the patio with cigars and next thing you know about midnight, its a balmy 110


Dry heave is more like it. Where I was in Chandler was about a mile or two from the dairies (most of which are now gone). Night air had a fragrance that I still haven't completely gotten out of some of the furniture.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 08, 2020 11:57 PM (SchxB)

381 Thanks logprof. I'll check it out.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 11:57 PM (XTyi0)

382 379
365-Blond Morticia
Are you stuck in the heat or in better climes?
Posted by: DBCooper at July 08, 2020 11:57 PM (y1Mvi)

First read that as "are you stuck in heat"

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 11:57 PM (NWiLs)

383 test

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 11:57 PM (rCwaK)

384 Is there a story behind how he came to be called Ted?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (Fc5rx)


My grandfather's generation, all the men-folk used nicknames, which was part of being part of a large family, and partially because they were mostly named William, Robert and Andrew, except for Uncle Ted who was named after Theodore Roosevelt, being born in 1901 while Great-Grandfather was out of town on business.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 11:58 PM (WyVLE)

385 Ugh, wordsmithing.

Way to faceplant, logprof.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:58 PM (oZuI0)

386 >>>Tonight's Overnight Thread has been brought to you by Guns and Shrimp.
Like
shooting shrimp in a barrel - you don't do it for the sport, you do it
because the gun is there. And so is the barrel of shrimp.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 11:58 PM (rCwaK)

387 This Rollo Tomasi?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 11:43 PM (KhWyI)

Character in "L.A. Confidential."


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2020 11:58 PM (dLLD6)

388 test
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen


Sorry, the Manager just clocked out.

Posted by: Miklos, who just works here at July 08, 2020 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

389 test
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen

Graded on a curve or pass/fail?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius order of terroristic monks at July 08, 2020 11:59 PM (k5hmb)

390 First read that as "are you stuck in heat"

And the 'rons that don't pay close attention are now making travel plans.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 08, 2020 11:59 PM (SchxB)

391 Whoever coined the NFL the No Fun League years ago has been proven right more and more. It just down right sucks now.

Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 11:59 PM (aDSHr)

392 I wonder if the public interest in inbred mountain people has anything to do with the film 'Deliverance'...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 08, 2020 11:59 PM (sOMf2)

393 I dug out an old big band CD and listened to it on the way to work.

The odd thing is, they are the exact same ones you hear a million times when you think of big band. It is odd when you think about the fact that an entire musical genre is distilled down to around 15 songs. A couple decades worth of music history.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 08, 2020 10:56 PM

Glen Miller's In the Mood and Moonlight Serenade would be 2 of the 15

Ragtime has been distilled down to the soundtrack of The Sting.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 08, 2020 11:59 PM (d/5jB)

394 I had an ampersand fail, Miklos.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 11:59 PM (rCwaK)

395 Cato: Cool history lesson. And your witty prose kept me chuckling. Now go and make your privileged self pay some reparations to your oppressed self.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 09, 2020 12:00 AM (d9Cw3)

396 Graded on a curve or pass/fail?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...recently accepted postulant of the tertiarius
order of terroristic monks at July 08, 2020 11:59 PM (k5hmb)

It's always pass/fail here on the ONT.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 09, 2020 12:00 AM (rCwaK)

397 Your description of NeverTrumpers reminds me of the profile of almost-but-not-quite out of the closet ghej who goes awkwardly overboard in trying to prove how much of a man's man he is.

Everyone's just like, dude...everyone else knows.

(...but then when they actually do come out, they do it in the most obnoxious, in-your-face, set-the-gay-rights-movement-back-fifty-years kind of way)

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at July 09, 2020 12:00 AM (q6jjE)

398 392 I wonder if the public interest in inbred mountain people has anything to do with the film 'Deliverance'...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 08, 2020 11:59 PM (sOMf2)

Drop them britches.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:00 AM (NWiLs)

399 "are you stuck in heat"

Is there a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 09, 2020 12:00 AM (EgshT)

400 I went to Mass on Sunday up here in rural Wisconsin and wore a mask. I did it out of courtesy. I think that many of the parishioners are elderly and very afraid of the wuhan flu. I did it to set their minds at ease. I haven't worn one in stores.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 09, 2020 12:00 AM (oWAzz)

401 Plate 'O Shrimp.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 09, 2020 12:01 AM (vuisn)

402 I saw the Blue Fugates open for Siouxie and the Banshees at the Universal Amphitheater in '88.
Posted by: Cicero


I think Blue Fugu only had the one show.

Posted by: Miklosian Vague Recollections at July 09, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

403 Dry heave is more like it. Where I was in Chandler
was about a mile or two from the dairies (most of which are now gone).
Night air had a fragrance that I still haven't completely gotten out of
some of the furniture.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 08, 2020 11:57 PM (SchxB)


So you'd agree it's the hammer of Satan?

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 09, 2020 12:01 AM (2N7oZ)

404 380-Blanco-
Ahh yes, the dairies. Those folks held out for years and reaped millions for their efforts.
Highest temp i ever saw at my house on Camelback Mtn was 128 back in the 90's.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:01 AM (y1Mvi)

405 Sőr...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 09, 2020 12:02 AM (sOMf2)

406 Plate 'O Shrimp.
Posted by: Dr. Varno


It's in the trunk.

Don't look in there.

Posted by: A Miklos Man is always intense at July 09, 2020 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

407 115-120 degrees in AZ next week. Anybody wanna' come hang out? Nurse, anyone? Buhler? Buhler?
Posted by: DBCooper
----
But it's a dry heat...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at July 09, 2020 12:02 AM (UUBmN)

408 Why is there no monosyllabic word that is a synonym of monosyllabic?
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:49 PM (oZuI0)

Why are there no synonyms for irony?

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 12:02 AM (uEbPt)

409 ^ Ha! "Double umlaut"!! ^

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 09, 2020 12:03 AM (sOMf2)

410 Double dumbass on you.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 09, 2020 12:04 AM (vuisn)

411 I think the inbreds run the big cities now.

Posted by: Case at July 09, 2020 12:04 AM (aDSHr)

412 It's always pass/fail here on the ONT.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 09, 2020 12:00 AM (rCwaK)

Especially when someone makes a pass, and fails.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 12:04 AM (uEbPt)

413
Especially when someone makes a pass, and fails.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 12:04 AM (uEbPt)

Never understood that figure of speech - to "make a pass" at someone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:04 AM (NWiLs)

414 So you'd agree it's the hammer of Satan?

If his hammer is composed of cow shit, yes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:04 AM (SchxB)

415 Sőr...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto


*palinka for the Master*

Posted by: Tiszteséges Miklos at July 09, 2020 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

416 ^ Ha! "Double umlaut"!! ^

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 09, 2020 12:03 AM (sOMf2)

Show-off.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 09, 2020 12:05 AM (rCwaK)

417 I think Blue Fugu only had the one show.
Posted by: Miklosian Vague Recollections at July 09, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

--I saw Toccata and Blue Fugu in D Minor performed at Christ and St. Luke's in Norfolk.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:06 AM (oZuI0)

418 416 ^ Ha! "Double umlaut"!! ^

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 09, 2020 12:03 AM (sOMf2)

Show-off.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 09, 2020 12:05 AM (rCwaK)

Still only gets a 2.5 from the East German judge.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:06 AM (NWiLs)

419 Why are there no synonyms for irony?


Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 12:02 AM (uEbPt)


Woah, is that ironic?

Posted by: Alanis Morissette at July 09, 2020 12:06 AM (2N7oZ)

420 this is what I fear: that elderly trump voters will stay at home or even vote for Biden because "wuhan flu killing zillions and I might die." That fear seems very real to me. I see it everywhere. It is diabolical, but the Left figured out the American Achilles heel - which is Health. and Safety. we must be safe - even if it means surrendering our liberty.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 09, 2020 12:06 AM (oWAzz)

421 Highest temp i ever saw at my house on Camelback Mtn was 128 back in the 90's.

You got me beat. Highest I ever saw was 124 crossing the Salt river on I-10.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:06 AM (SchxB)

422 eleven, where I am is perfect. away from people, yet I still have neighbors and am close enough (well, OK, its at least a 20 minute drive)from supermarkets and healthcare. It's near an expressway, and yet I would have to get used to the idea of stocking up on groceries. I am used to living in a city where if I needed an onion, I could walk to the Whole Foods 5 minutes away and get it. there is nothing in the immediate vicinity.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 08, 2020 11:50 PM (oWAzz)

Sounds lovely. I use an app called paprika to plan all our meals. Creates the grocery list, so no forgetting something. Also, there will probably a fresh vegetable/fruit stand closer than the grocery store you can pick that onion up at. It'll be an adjustment, it will be well worth it!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 09, 2020 12:07 AM (Rz2Nc)

423 ampersand octothorpe 337...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 09, 2020 12:07 AM (sOMf2)

424 ő

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:07 AM (NWiLs)

425 Highest temp i ever saw at my house on Camelback Mtn was 128 back in the 90's.
Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:01 AM (y1Mvi)

It would have gotten to 140, but I burned my fingers, and dropped the Bic lighter.

Posted by: Michael (Hockey Stick) Mann at July 09, 2020 12:07 AM (KhWyI)

426 Why are there no synonyms for irony?




Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 12:02 AM (uEbPt)

Woah, is that ironic?
Posted by: Alanis Morissette


No, pretty sure it's standard English.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:08 AM (SchxB)

427 Hey, it worked!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:08 AM (NWiLs)

428 I grew up in Phoenix, Phoenix in the summer is great! You just gotta hang out in the swimming pool all day. Used to be able to sneak into the resorts, they probably made that tougher now. I remember one, might have been the Princess, that had this big rock island in the middle of the pool, and there was this bar hidden in the middle of the island, in a grotto, and you could only get to it by swimming into it. I loved that setup.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 09, 2020 12:08 AM (V2Yro)

429 DB cooper


Get in touch with cannibal bob.
Yall get together, give us a date and jordan and i will be on a plane.

Promise.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 12:08 AM (U2p+3)

430 Don't worry they'll soon replace God Bless America with "Back Dat Ass Up"

Posted by: Rbastid at July 09, 2020 12:08 AM (r0SEX)

431 Why are there no synonyms for irony?
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 12:02 AM (uEbPt)

--Sarcasm is actually verbal irony, but not a straight-up synonym for irony in general.

There's no synonym for thesaurus, either.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:09 AM (oZuI0)

432 If anyone asks me where is your mask I'm going to say "up the ass of the last person who asked that question. "

Posted by: four seasons at July 09, 2020 12:09 AM (PisyI)

433 413- Insom
It was WWII slang fot picking up a girl.
re: A fighter pilot making a firing pass on an adversary.
also, see: I was shot down in flames...

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:09 AM (y1Mvi)

434 President Bolsinaro announced to the Brazilian press that he had tested positive for Wuhan, and then took off his mask during the press conference, and the reporters scuttled away from him like cockroaches.

There is a man who will never wear a mask again.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2020 12:09 AM (WyVLE)

435 Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 08, 2020 11:57 PM (SchxB)

Higley and Riggs area?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 09, 2020 12:10 AM (DjiZK)

436 President Bolsinaro announced to the Brazilian press that he had tested
positive for Wuhan, and then took off his mask during the press
conference, and the reporters scuttled away from him like cockroaches
they are.

There is a man who will never wear a mask again.


FIFY

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:10 AM (SchxB)

437 Show-off.

ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥM

Posted by: 🐧 at July 09, 2020 12:11 AM (C+evo)

438 ampersand octothorpe 337...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto


"Ampersand Octothorpe" sounds more like a character in a novel or James Bond movie than a Band.

Fight me.

Posted by: Miklosian "Acquired" IPR (Nevis) Ltd. at July 09, 2020 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)

439 I've found a Magyarite word that uses both umlauts: "jövő"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 09, 2020 12:11 AM (sOMf2)

440 Higley and Riggs area?
Pecos and McQueen, over by the Jr High.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:11 AM (SchxB)

441 this is what I fear: that elderly trump voters will
stay at home or even vote for Biden because "wuhan flu killing zillions
and I might die." That fear seems very real to me. I see it
everywhere. It is diabolical, but the Left figured out the American
Achilles heel - which is Health. and Safety. we must be safe - even if
it means surrendering our liberty.

Posted by: Donna
This is why I won't wear a mask to make anyone feel good. It's kinder to give them the truth - in the end when all the numbers are in, it's a bad flu, and a large proportion of the elderly who died were packed into boxcars/nursing homes deliberately by Democrat governors.

If elderly Trump voters are gonna stay home (or vote for Biden WHY?) then there's nothing that can be done about it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 09, 2020 12:12 AM (rCwaK)

442 - And of course, he advocates voting straight Democrat to teach Republicans a lesson and "save conservatism."



What else?



___________





He got teased or his ass kicked by the High-T kids in high school.

Posted by: ShainS at July 09, 2020 12:12 AM (WqPYg)

443 433 413- Insom
It was WWII slang fot picking up a girl.
re: A fighter pilot making a firing pass on an adversary.
also, see: I was shot down in flames...
Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:09 AM (y1Mvi)

Ah. Makes sense now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:12 AM (NWiLs)

444 Never understood that figure of speech - to "make a pass" at someone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:04 AM (NWiLs)

Think of it like a drive by (not shooting). When you drive past something you get closer and closer to it but then continue past and get naturally further away again.

Getting close enough to check the temperature but then continuing past so as not to be totally creepy.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 12:12 AM (dPZ2a)

445 means "future"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 09, 2020 12:12 AM (sOMf2)

446 --Sarcasm is actually verbal irony, but not a straight-up synonym for irony in general.

There's no synonym for thesaurus, either.
Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:09 AM (oZuI0)

A quibble: irony is something that is observed, and found funny by reason contrariness.

Sarcasm is verbally-contrived irony, and may well contain more than grain of truth

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 12:12 AM (KhWyI)

447 the USAF is practicing doing aerial refueling in multiple passes over my neighborhood. I hope they get it right or they will run out of fuel eventually

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2020 12:13 AM (WyVLE)

448 That's how I always thought of it anyway.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 12:13 AM (dPZ2a)

449 429- Nurse
Will do. just when its cooler. I have a nice shooting range and beautiful desert out the back door for ATV rides. Quilters Irish Death and AOP are nearby. Lets do it!

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:13 AM (y1Mvi)

450 ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥM



Bendithia'ch calon

Posted by: Miklos ap Miklos at July 09, 2020 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

451 Highest temp i ever saw at my house on Camelback Mtn was 128 back in the 90's.

You got me beat. Highest I ever saw was 124 crossing the Salt river on I-10.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:06 AM (SchxB)


Wimps. At my house it's 350 just to bake a cake ...

Posted by: Adriane the Meme Mixing Critic ... at July 09, 2020 12:13 AM (LPnfS)

452 DB cooper


Get in touch with cannibal bob.
Yall get together, give us a date and jordan and i will be on a plane.

Promise.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 12:08 AM (U2p+3)

Awesome. Let me know you drink of choice.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 09, 2020 12:14 AM (DjiZK)

453 A quibble: irony is something that is observed, and found funny by reason contrariness.

Sarcasm is verbally-contrived irony, and may well contain more than grain of truth
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Let him who is not an oxymoron cast the first snark.

Posted by: The Book of Miklos at July 09, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

454 Wimps. At my house it's 350 just to bake a cake ...

You could try closing the oven door. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:15 AM (SchxB)

455
I grew up in Phoenix, Phoenix in the summer is great! You just gotta
hang out in the swimming pool all day. Used to be able to sneak into
the resorts, they probably made that tougher now. I remember one,
might have been the Princess, that had this big rock island in the
middle of the pool, and there was this bar hidden in the middle of the
island, in a grotto, and you could only get to it by swimming into it.
I loved that setup.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 09, 2020 12:08 AM (V2Yro)


I grew up in Casa Grande. We didn't have shit.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 09, 2020 12:15 AM (2N7oZ)

456 My grand father was a professional baseball player more than 100 years ago. For the Boston Braves organization, he played short stop for Whittinsville with hall of fame player Meranville at second base. I still have the engagement jewelry, bought in Athol MA; that he gave my my grand mother. (I'll let the spelling stand)

Posted by: SF jeff at July 09, 2020 12:15 AM (kJqpv)

457 425 Highest temp i ever saw at my house on Camelback Mtn was 128 back in the 90's.
Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:01 AM (y1Mvi)

I always wondered where you were on Camelback. in the early 70's I had a paper route and I used to stop off and get a icee at the little Circle K with a gravel parking lot on 44th and Camelback. I think now the big multistory Circle K HQ is on the site. A little bit down on the north side there's this big office complex, there used to be a grubby little motel that rented by the week, we had to stay in in for a while in 1968 when our new house hit construction delays. My mom hated it, but I loved it because I would go out early in the morning and find about 50 different weird types of beetles and other bugs floating in the pool.

some grubby red dot Indian owned it, never took care of it, it was falling down, and then my dad later found out that the office people paid him 3 or 4 million for his junked out wreck of a motel. ah, memories.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 09, 2020 12:15 AM (V2Yro)

458 449 429- Nurse
Will do. just when its cooler. I have a nice shooting range and beautiful desert out the back door for ATV rides. Quilters Irish Death and AOP are nearby. Lets do it!
Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:13 AM (y1Mvi)


I'll have to bring the 40 foot Rv out of storage.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 09, 2020 12:16 AM (DjiZK)

459 I grew up in Casa Grande. We didn't have shit.

I've seen Casa Grande. He ain't lyin'.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:16 AM (SchxB)

460 means "future"...


I'm Dr. Jill Biden and I endorse this statement.

Posted by: Joe and Jill PAC at July 09, 2020 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

461 off layabout sock

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 12:17 AM (V2Yro)

462 Hmmmm. How very interesting.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:17 AM (NWiLs)

463 459 I grew up in Casa Grande. We didn't have shit.

I've seen Casa Grande. He ain't lyin'.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:16 AM (SchxB)

Once the Papago let the big house run down, it's never been the same.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 12:17 AM (V2Yro)

464
365-Blond Morticia
Are you stuck in the heat or in better climes?
Posted by: DBCooper

======

DB, better climes. The Central Coast of California.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2020 12:18 AM (G51Gf)

465 You could try closing the oven door. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:15 AM (SchxB)


Your oven has a door ???

Luxury!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Meme Mixing Critic ... at July 09, 2020 12:18 AM (LPnfS)

466 I grew up in Casa Grande. We didn't have shit.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 09, 2020 12:15 AM (2N7oZ)

There is a liquor store there called Pinal Liquors.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 09, 2020 12:18 AM (DjiZK)

467 You just need a summer home here, where we get highs in the 70s. They thought we might get an 80 degree day on Saturday but keep changing the forecast. I don't know how my stepson stands it on the coast.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 09, 2020 12:18 AM (YynYJ)

468 Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 09, 2020 12:15 AM (V2Yro)

You want some unstickum for that sock?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 12:18 AM (KhWyI)

469 Gonna catch up on the X22 Report. TTYL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 09, 2020 12:18 AM (rCwaK)

470 465 You could try closing the oven door. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 09, 2020 12:15 AM (SchxB)

Your oven has a door ???

Luxury!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Meme Mixing Critic ... at July 09, 2020 12:18 AM (LPnfS)

We used to dream of having an oven.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:19 AM (NWiLs)

471 Hmmmm. How very interesting.
Posted by: Insomniac


Get with the simultaneous pogo stick and Hula Hoop action.

CHOP CHOP

Posted by: Miklos, for your own good at July 09, 2020 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

472 Ive enjoyed watching the "History buffs" vids on You tube. the guy (a brit) really does try to be fair. He rates movies according to historical accuracy. gives high marks to "Gettysburg" and "band of brothers" and "good fellas." Low marks to "the patriot" and "braveheart." I've read enough history to find I agree. Mel Gibson really has a hatred of brits which colors any movie he does involving them. the brits certainly committed atrocities during the revolution. they did not burn a church filled with Americans. Gibson took a Nazi tactic and applied it to 18th century brits. didn't happen.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 09, 2020 12:20 AM (oWAzz)

473 Sarcasm is verbally-contrived irony, and may well contain more than grain of truth
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

--Puzzactly.

Sarcasm is a subset of irony, and not co-extensive.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:20 AM (oZuI0)

474 471 Hmmmm. How very interesting.
Posted by: Insomniac


Get with the simultaneous pogo stick and Hula Hoop action.

CHOP CHOP
Posted by: Miklos, for your own good at July 09, 2020 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

Wouldn't that be more like BOING BOING?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:20 AM (NWiLs)

475 There is a liquor store there called Pinal Liquors.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


The Pineal Gland shop next door is kinda expensive.

Posted by: Miklos, most excellent expert for healings at July 09, 2020 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

476 Once the Papago let the big house run down, it's never been the same.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 12:17 AM (V2Yro)

My theory is that the Casa Grande Ruin was a prototype Indian Casino that went broke because there were no palefaces to fleece.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 12:21 AM (KhWyI)

477 468 Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 09, 2020 12:15 AM (V2Yro)

You want some unstickum for that sock?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 12:18 AM (KhWyI)

LOL! He's gone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 12:21 AM (V2Yro)

478 Once the Papago let the big house run down, it's never been the same.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 12:17 AM (V2Yro)


When I was a kid you could go inside the ruins and take shards of pottery home with you. That was a long time ago.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 09, 2020 12:22 AM (2N7oZ)

479 My theory is that the Casa Grande Ruin was a prototype Indian Casino that went broke because there were no palefaces to fleece.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 12:21 AM (KhWyI)


I-10 hadn't come through yet

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 09, 2020 12:22 AM (DjiZK)

480 Wouldn't that be more like BOING BOING?
Posted by: Insomniac

Depends if you use the blade attachment.

Posted by: Miklos "Ron" Popeil at July 09, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

481 457-
Arcadia and Camelback up on the mtn
The area you refer is now going to be the Phoenix Suns training facility. Several acres there at 44th and Camelback.
My house is a famous property built by the founder of the Desert Botannical Garden in PHX.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:23 AM (y1Mvi)

482 My theory is that the Casa Grande Ruin was a prototype Indian Casino that went broke because there were no palefaces to fleece.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And turns out sheep don't gamble that much.

Posted by: Respected Tribal Elder Miklos at July 09, 2020 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

483 480 Wouldn't that be more like BOING BOING?
Posted by: Insomniac

Depends if you use the blade attachment.
Posted by: Miklos "Ron" Popeil at July 09, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

The RonCo PogoShiv

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:23 AM (NWiLs)

484 We used to dream of having an oven.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:19 AM (NWiLs)


You had dreams? We had to wish upon a star!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 09, 2020 12:24 AM (Rz2Nc)

485 One of the little joys of the ONTs are the late-removed sockpuppets.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:24 AM (oZuI0)

486 One of the little joys of the ONTs are the late-removed sockpuppets.
Posted by: logprof


*Grouch Marx eyebrow*

Posted by: Not Miklos at July 09, 2020 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

487 464- Blonde Morticia
Lucky! good to be away from here for now.
You need to come visit when Nurse and Jordan come.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:27 AM (y1Mvi)

488 The RonCo PogoShiv
Posted by: Insomniac


Have your people call our people.

Posted by: GinsuGlobalCorp at July 09, 2020 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)

489 When I was a kid you could go inside the ruins and take shards of pottery home with you. That was a long time ago.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 09, 2020 12:22 AM (2N7oZ)

yeah, a lot of people did that. We had a 4 wheel drive land cruiser, and my dad would get maps (they were circulated among 4 wheeler fans) that showed smaller Anasazi sites that had been located up various canyons, that the Interior Dep't had never gotten around to even looking at, much less protecting. (this was on Nat'l Forest land which makes up a huge percentage of Arizona territory)

He would drive us out on day trips to try and find some of these - they weren't huge, but you could tell they had probably been the communal apartments of 5 or 6 families that worked that canyon. What you had to do was first get a feel for the layout of the walls, and then find the midden, or garbage dump which would be a raised area a few yards away. Once you found that, you could dig and in less than an hour you could fill a couple baskets full of really nicely colored pottery shards, and whatever else they threw away while they were there.

yeah that's all illegal now. it was probably illegal then, but nobody cared.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 12:29 AM (V2Yro)

490 Da Jooz made me do it!

Posted by: DeSean Jackson at July 09, 2020 12:29 AM (oZuI0)

491 Tony Rice's picking was great, but he has the stage presence of a very talented corpse.

Still liked the song. Very pretty.

Posted by: Sobek at July 09, 2020 12:29 AM (x7rgB)

492 Blonde M., central coast, or more southern NorCal?

There are no official definitions, but I'd say there are some widely used informal ones. Of course they vary between people.

SoCal - border up to Santa Barbara (well, the town, so southern SB County, anyway).

Central coast - Buellton to ..... hmmm. San Miguel? Yeah, that's barely an afterthough along the 101, with a mission in ruins, but after that ..... pretty empty all the way until - what? Anyway, off the coast. On the coast, is Cambria sort of the border, or up to Big Sur - or San Simeon? I think the northern border of Central Coast is kind of vague.

NorCal - once you've established its southern border, then everything up to the OR border.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 12:31 AM (El6T/)

493 Seriously, you Az morons give us a time and a place, and two crazy ettes will be there.

Get it together. It really isnt all that complicated.

DO IT

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 12:32 AM (U2p+3)

494 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 12:29 AM (V2Yro)


George Johnson, a shady developer who built Johnson Ranch in Queen Creek got caught bulldozing a few settlements. Then got pinched trying to bribe the feds investigating.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 09, 2020 12:33 AM (DjiZK)

495 There is a liquor store there called Pinal Liquors.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 09, 2020 12:18 AM (DjiZK)



Haven't been back in years, but my old man was airborne in Korea and had a tattoo. Anyway, he does into this liquor store when I was a kid and comes out and gets in the car. A guys comes up to the car and says, I saw your tattoo, how about giving me a couple bucks since I'm also a veteran. My dad doesn't say anything but puts the car in reverse and hits the guy with the fender of the car as he pulls out of the parking lot.
I think that's a lesson for us all.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 09, 2020 12:33 AM (2N7oZ)

496 I just farted.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2020 12:33 AM (oZuI0)

497 493- Nurse
Will do
Love your style..always have

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:34 AM (y1Mvi)

498 NorCal - once you've established its southern border, then everything up to the OR border.
Posted by: rhomboid


Be sure to seize the broadcasting stations and telephone exchanges.

Posted by: Coup d'Etat- A Practical Handbook by Edward Luttwak at July 09, 2020 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

499 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 12:32 AM (U2p+3)

Yes ma'am.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 09, 2020 12:35 AM (DjiZK)

500 Highest mercury I've seen was about 120, in a lovely Middle East location (and it was a dry heat). 115 once in the Borrego desert area of eastern SD County.

Neither were "hottest" - how miserable it was, as opposed to temperature.

Hanoi, in June, and Massawa (Red Sea, coast of Eritrea), in September. The latter was almost comical, you couldn't believe you were outside, in nature, and not in some industrial facility. Humidity. In Hanoi the miserable heat/humidity made visiting Ho's tomb very nice - only cool/dry place I was for 3 or 4 days. And everyone in the procession agreed - the white-gloved guards had to keep shooing people along, was pretty clear everyone wanted to hang for a bit, and not because they gave a dong about Uncle Ho.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 12:35 AM (El6T/)

501 Seriously, you Az morons give us a time and a place, and two crazy ettes will be there.



Get it together. It really isnt all that complicated.



DO IT


Soon as I move out the hot chicks start showing up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 09, 2020 12:36 AM (SchxB)

502 Nurse-
Weasel has my burner email. Hit him.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:36 AM (y1Mvi)

503 I'm out. Y'all have a good night. Well, most of you, anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 09, 2020 12:36 AM (NWiLs)

504 Next up for discussion: The double entendre

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2020 12:37 AM (830x5)

505 Miklos, I'm more interested in the vineyards and stands of coast redwood.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 12:37 AM (El6T/)

506 and not because they gave a dong about Uncle Ho.
Posted by: rhomboid


HA!

Posted by: Doi-Moi-klos at July 09, 2020 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)

507 504 Next up for discussion: The double entendre
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2020 12:37 AM (830x5)


--Did you really have to bring that up?

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:38 AM (oZuI0)

508 Arcadia and Camelback up on the mtn
The area you refer is now going to be the Phoenix Suns training facility. Several acres there at 44th and Camelback.
My house is a famous property built by the founder of the Desert Botannical Garden in PHX.
Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:23 AM (y1Mvi)

your house must be incredible, no wonder you've won awards. My brother told me about the Suns facility going in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 12:38 AM (V2Yro)

509 Next up for discussion: The double entendre

Saw one of those in an "adult" movie once. The two ladies acted like they enjoyed using it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 09, 2020 12:39 AM (SchxB)

510 Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 12:35 AM (El6T/)

Was out on Quackenbush in 29 stumps in 94, air temp was 131. We tied the world record high. It was set somewhere in Lybia. RSO forgot to black flag us. Had a corpsman die that day, he fell asleep next to a hummer and never woke up.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 09, 2020 12:39 AM (DjiZK)

511 Is there any way we can see that the Suns' location is laced with various toxic chemicals and radiation, DB?

I mean, NBA.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 12:40 AM (El6T/)

512 Next up for discussion: The double entendre
Posted by: Mike Hammer

An earnest discussion.

Posted by: Oscar "Miklos" Wilde at July 09, 2020 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

513 And a guy who grew up down the street once played for the Suns.

At the Friday night half-court games in the driveway at their house, he had to stay X feet away from the hoop, when were teenagers. Forget the distance. Just to make the game interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 12:41 AM (El6T/)

514 Saw one of those in an "adult" movie once. The two ladies acted like they enjoyed using it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 09, 2020 12:39 AM (SchxB)

---------

This is disgusting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 12:43 AM (wPVhA)

515 --Sarcasm is actually verbal irony....
Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:09 AM (oZuI0)

The ancient and original meaning of irony (Socratic irony, e.g.) is quite different. It is only ironic IF the other person doesn't recognize that one is ironizing. It's gracious.

Sarcasm is almost the opposite, since it aims low enough that the meanest capacities are expected to "get" it. Vulgar sarcasm flatters itself by means of the term "irony."

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 12:43 AM (BRkq2)

516 508- Tom
It's a cool place. Built like a resort. Specimens from all over the world. Has its own file in the Smithsonian.
It's in an Architectural Digest Coffee table book of 36 famous gardens of the World.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:43 AM (y1Mvi)

517 Too long ago

Too long apart

She couldn't get away from

The captain of her heart

Posted by: Double at July 09, 2020 12:43 AM (oZuI0)

518 Vulgar sarcasm flatters itself by means of the term "irony."
Posted by: hmmm


Like, srsly?

*rolls eyes*

Posted by: Female teenage Miklos at July 09, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

519 In Hanoi the miserable heat/humidity made visiting Ho's tomb very nice - only cool/dry place I was for 3 or 4 days. And everyone in the procession agreed - the white-gloved guards had to keep shooing people along,

---------

When I was in Hanoi, Ho was out for refurbishing. Apparently, this was a specialty performed best by Russians. He wasn't due back for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 12:45 AM (wPVhA)

520 At the Friday night half-court games in the
driveway at their house, he had to stay X feet away from the hoop, when
were teenagers. Forget the distance. Just to make the game
interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 12:41 AM (El6T/)


Good friend of mine was a lineman for the University of Colorado, and was an amazing basketball player, he would kill us playing horse.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 09, 2020 12:46 AM (2N7oZ)

521 Finally cooled down to 99. Time to hit the rack. Night all, and thanks for the ONT Buck.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 09, 2020 12:46 AM (DjiZK)

522 Sarcasm is almost the opposite, since it aims low enough that the meanest capacities are expected to "get" it. Vulgar sarcasm flatters itself by means of the term "irony."
Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 12:43 AM (BRkq2)

--Gee, thanks for that!



Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:47 AM (oZuI0)

523 Night, QID

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 12:48 AM (KhWyI)

524 Who's vulgar?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 12:49 AM (wPVhA)

525 The late Thomas Wolfe expounded on the various levels of sarcasm in I Am Charlotte Simmons, when the eponymous character first meets her college roommate. It was actually more hilarious than the sarcasm itself.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:49 AM (oZuI0)

526 If things weren't crazy, I'd love to be out there and hit you up on seeing it! Sounds like my dream house. Ah, but the covid bullshit is getting so crazy there too, now - just last week my mother, who's 83 and lives in Scottsdale, said she couldn't take the covid bullshit out there anymore, so she and a friend (same age) loaded up her car and drove to Wisconsin, where she's gonna stay with friends up there til the end of the summer, at least. I told that I was proud of her for doing it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2020 12:50 AM (V2Yro)

527 When I was in Hanoi, Ho was out for refurbishing. Apparently, this was a specialty performed best by Russians. He wasn't due back for a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Cicero


I thought Mr. Miyagi was the wax on, wax off guy.

Posted by: Miklosian Undertakings Kft. at July 09, 2020 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

528 Did you really have to bring that up?

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:38 AM (oZuI0)

I don't get it.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 12:51 AM (s33b/)

529 Like, srsly?
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: Female teenage Miklos at July 09, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

It's like so ironic that you like use like an example. *hangs mouth open and swivels head*

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 12:51 AM (BRkq2)

530 There is no synonym for sphincter.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2020 12:52 AM (XTyi0)

531 524 Who's vulgar?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 12:49 AM (wPVhA)

Said Cicero never.

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 12:52 AM (BRkq2)

532 DBCooper,
I will contact weasel tomorrow
If you dont hear, mark andrew edwards will share my email witn you

Lets start networking. Its late. But we have to start somewhere.

And we have moar ammo.
And spend moar time training.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2020 12:53 AM (U2p+3)

533 528 Did you really have to bring that up?

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:38 AM (oZuI0)

I don't get it.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 12:51 AM (s33b/)

Are you having a laugh?

Posted by: Ray Stokes at July 09, 2020 12:53 AM (oZuI0)

534
Who's vulgar?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 12:49 AM (wPVhA)


Sorry, that's how I was raised.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 09, 2020 12:54 AM (2N7oZ)

535 530 There is no synonym for sphincter.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2020 12:52 AM (XTyi0)

--Not precisely, but there is anus.

Posted by: Ray Stokes at July 09, 2020 12:55 AM (oZuI0)

536 Who's vulgar?
Posted by: Cicero
---------

Slavs, I think. Miklos might know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2020 12:55 AM (pK7cg)

537 It's like so ironic that you like use like an example. *hangs mouth open and swivels head*
Posted by: hmmm

That is like so awesome!

Posted by: A O C (D-imwit) at July 09, 2020 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

538 There is no synonym for sphincter.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2020 12:52 AM (XTyi0)


Isn't that ironic?

Posted by: Alanis Morissette at July 09, 2020 12:55 AM (2N7oZ)

539 /friggin' sock

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:55 AM (oZuI0)

540 532- Nurse
Yes!
I also must mention that the Chairman Emeritus, Jim Sunk New Dawn May be in attendance for the AZ festivities.
His Shooting skills are renowned from the TX MOME and would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 12:56 AM (y1Mvi)

541 Who's vulgar?
Posted by: Cicero
---------

Slavs, I think. Miklos might know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Just the Boatmen.

There's like a song and stuff.

*actually there was a band called the Vulgar Boatmen*

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure at July 09, 2020 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)

542 Kurt Schlicter: Nothing wrong with making fun of liberals.
Michael Malice: It's easy.
Kurt Schlicter: It's like tripping a cripple.

https://youtu.be/J16yZtAAI6o

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 09, 2020 12:59 AM (LxTcq)

543 526- Tom
It's a fun place to see. 60's Frozen in time.
It's eligible for the Historic Places Register but it ruins the potential value if I do it.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 01:00 AM (y1Mvi)

544 Goodnight, Horde.

Gotta "work" tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 09, 2020 01:00 AM (SchxB)

545 Heh

New New Orleans mask rule-

Must wear mask unless eating or drinking.

Laissez faire a boire, mes amis

Posted by: Mikleuse, chequer des facts par ecellance at July 09, 2020 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

546 Minor leagues also have some of the best names in sports.

Wichita Wingnuts, Atlanta Crackers (alas, defunct IIRC), El Paso Chihuahuas, Toledo Mudhens . . .
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (oZuI0)

Boudreaux D. Nutria was a great mascot.

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 01:04 AM (BRkq2)

547 Gotta "work" tomorrow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Gotta work "tomorrow"

Do it rite

Posted by: Miklos de la mañana at July 09, 2020 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

548 Back in the early days of the Miller Lite beer commercials, they featured one with Rosie Grier, Les Josephson and another player I cannot recall.

Mr. Josephson was then a tenant at the high-end Buena Park, CA apartment complex that my folks managed for a couple years, while my Dad was on Shore Duty as a Navy Recruiter at the downtown L.A. station *and* the Watts station.

During the Riots. But I digress.

I got to see my Dad play "catch" with Mr. Josephson in the alley behind the enclosed, private parking garages which were part of this complex.

"Catch". First time I got a sense of the smoke that'd come off the ball when thrown in a lazer-straight line by an NFL Pro arm.

I think Dad caught about 10% of 'em. And he was a fit, hard, USN E-5 stud who grew up with hard farm life, and wasn't afraid of pain.

Tangent. Once, my Dad & Mom (year before they divorced) had to attend a Dress Mess USN Ball of some kind or another in downtown Los Angeles. No sitter was available, and I was down with a miserable cold. 4th grade, I was.

Mr. Josephson came over for the evening as my babysitter.

How many of you have been served Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup by an NFL All-Pro running back?

*brush with greatness*

Oh, and I did get to meet Rosie Grier, the Fearsome Foursome, and about 1/3 of the Los Angeles Rams (1967), after an arsonist had torched about 11 of those private garage stalls.

They all came over to help Les Josephson and my Dad serve the 100s of firemen and police a hot breakfast of pancakes, eggs and bacon, after struggling to contain that fire to *just* the garages. Had it spread to the adjoining apartment building, it would've been horrible x10.

Good thing the Recreation Room at this complex featured a "double kitchen". Two stoves, two ovens, two fridges. They rocked that place like an IHOP on steroids.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

549 I had the first half of this talk in mind when I was watching that Ted Talk satire:

https://youtu.be/l_F9jxsfGCw

Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at July 09, 2020 01:10 AM (SjA2l)

550 How many of you have been served Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup by an NFL All-Pro running back?



Hmmm


A multiple Grammy Award winner cooked me dinner on several occasions.

Nobody threw anything at me, just slung drinks across the bar.

Posted by: Miklos, ormerly of The City that Care Forgot at July 09, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

551
Be sure to seize the broadcasting stations and telephone exchanges.
Posted by: Coup d'Etat- A Practical Handbook by Edward Luttwak


ECOMCON

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2020 01:10 AM (aKsyK)

552 548-
Jim, The missing one was Conrad Dobler. The 'Meanest player in the NFL'

I 'Met' him in a bar in Winter Park, CO trying to pick up his Girlfriend. We became good friends and snowmobiled all over Central CO in the 80's We were up by Grand Lake at 3 AM in the middle of nowhere one night. It was -20 and he was riding his snowmobile in a T-shirt. Neat fellow.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 01:10 AM (y1Mvi)

553 Oddly, "journaling" has been recommended to me as part of a strategy for dealing with my depression and/or shit memory, part as a mental diagnostic and part just so I don't forget something important. Problem being I'd effectively have to do it at nearly all times to capture enough to track my train and mode of thought. Still not sure what to think of it.

Posted by: Brother Tim at July 09, 2020 01:13 AM (iKMuO)

554 Be sure to seize the broadcasting stations and telephone exchanges.
Posted by: Coup d'Etat- A Practical Handbook by Edward Luttwak

ECOMCON
Posted by: Bertram Cabot


Might need an update.


And more helicopters (although the Argentines, not Pinochet, used Short fixed wing aircraft).

Posted by: Miklos Luttwak at July 09, 2020 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

555 And more helicopters (although the Argentines, not Pinochet, used Short fixed wing aircraft).

Posted by: Miklos Luttwak at July 09, 2020 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

You could make some pretty nifty water skis out of concrete...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 01:17 AM (KhWyI)

556 ..I 'Met' him in a bar in Winter Park, CO trying to pick up his Girlfriend. We became good friends and snowmobiled all over Central CO in the 80's We were up by Grand Lake at 3 AM in the middle of nowhere one night. It was -20 and he was riding his snowmobile in a T-shirt. Neat fellow.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 01:10 AM (y1Mvi)



Toughness wise, ANY of the late '60s NFL teams would shit all over the best of today's best of the league. It was a different world, then.

TALENT wise, alas, it's no comparison. Today's players have developed into physical uber-beasts the like which the world has never seen on such a mass-produced scale.

When a J.J. Watt has a vertical leap that an NBA player would envy, and 275 lb. linebackers have Bolt-like 40 yard sprint times.. and here's the thing.

In Watt's first two seasons in the league, he was exceptional. No one had seen his like, before.

Less than ten years later, other players have set his standards as their goal, and are raising the level of the game to that as "what is expected".

The pity of all this?

Who gives a fuck about the NFL anymore, NOW?

They squandered a once glorious legacy, because of a lie.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 01:21 AM (QzJWU)

557 546 Minor leagues also have some of the best names in sports.

Wichita Wingnuts, Atlanta Crackers (alas, defunct IIRC), El Paso Chihuahuas, Toledo Mudhens . . .
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (oZuI0)

Boudreaux D. Nutria was a great mascot.
Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 01:04 AM (BRkq2)

--Yeesh, how could I forget the New Orleans Baby Cakes?

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 01:25 AM (oZuI0)

558 556- Jim
Yep, Conrad was a white guy that wore a size 56 jacket. He'd try to bite your fingers off if they were in his face mask and tried to poke their eyes out in a dogpile. Gotta' do what you gotta' do.
He put some serious hurt on people. Just glad he didnt kill me for hitting on his girlfriend.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 01:27 AM (y1Mvi)

559 525 The late Thomas Wolfe expounded on the various levels of sarcasm in I Am Charlotte Simmons, when the eponymous character first meets her college roommate. It was actually more hilarious than the sarcasm itself.
Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 12:49 AM (oZuI0)

I'll take a look at it.

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 01:28 AM (BRkq2)

560 There is no synonym for sphincter.
Posted by: eleven


anus, culo, cula, aho, .... there's like languages, compadre.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 01:30 AM (L6ZYH)

561 You could make some pretty nifty water skis out of concrete...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Aerocrete

There are bubbles involved...

Posted by: Miklosian Materials Engineering S.r.o.o. at July 09, 2020 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

562 ..Yep, Conrad was a white guy that wore a size 56 jacket. He'd try to bite your fingers off if they were in his face mask and tried to poke their eyes out in a dogpile. Gotta' do what you gotta' do.
He put some serious hurt on people. Just glad he didnt kill me for hitting on his girlfriend.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 01:27 AM (y1Mvi)



What team did he play for? I ought to know, but have never been a sports trivia driven soul.

Favorite teams wise though, I think for me, the Gold Standard was the Kenny Stabler era Oakland Raiders. Especially the Lyle Alzado (too few) years.

Basically, a Biker Gang that had their rumbles on the gridiron.

"Just Win, Baby". A pre-Trumpian motto, if ever one was.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

563 Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2020 01:32 AM (KhWyI)

564 Tonight's Overnight Thread has been brought to you by Guns & Shrimp.
---
It's little people, bigot.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2020 01:33 AM (3QHml)

565 I saw the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band open for The Melungeons way back in '76 at an impromptu outdoor concert in Laramie, WY.
I remember walking across Grand Avenue to get a six-pack at the Little Brown Jug liquor store. The liquor store is not there anymore, and a giant statue of Chief Washakie of the Eastern Shoshoni tribe now stands within a few feet of where that concert took place. Hmmm. So how long before BLM tears down that statue as well?

Posted by: CyberCipher at July 09, 2020 01:33 AM (++/pX)

566 --Yeesh, how could I forget the New Orleans Baby Cakes?
Posted by: logprof


FUN FACT

The New Orleans birth rate peaks nine (9) months after Mardi Gras.

Not sure why.

Posted by: Statistically Valid Miklos at July 09, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

567 You should go look at the TED talk parody on YouTube, there's a comment thread that parodies a typical thread on YT:

"Pedantic comment about how he's wrong. Link to website with no real
basis of information to make myself feel smarter than I really am.
Challenging public opinion on this video because I want to be different."
"Re-describing your comment about how he's wrong in a derogatory manner;
flashing an unearned self satisfied derisive smile believing I've made a
point."
"Comment on your sexuality and point out how first the comment was right."
etc.

Posted by: Furaibou at July 09, 2020 01:37 AM (TwA+r)

568 FUN FACT

The New Orleans birth rate peaks nine (9) months after Mardi Gras.

Not sure why.

Posted by: Statistically Valid Miklos at July 09, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)


Alcohol. It's always 'alcohol involved' with such things.

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 01:38 AM (Y8PSl)

569 Alcohol. It's always 'alcohol involved' with such things.
Posted by: RickZ

New Orleans is a notoriously "dry" town.

Not sure alcohol is even legal there.

Posted by: Miklos like duh at July 09, 2020 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

570 Ok so here's one for you:

Even the undisputably great YouTube videos get 1.0 - 1.5% downvoted. I'm not talking political stuff. I'm talking like Woman Saves Puppies From Fire, Penicillin Discovered Millions Saved, Four-Year-Old Recreates Sistine Chapel Ceiling On Head of Pin... that kind of thing.

So riddle me this. Is 1.0 -1.5% just the percentage of people who might find something objectionable in something no matter what it is because people naturally don't have the same tastes/spirit in everything.... or is it the *same* 1.0 - 1.5% of jackasses that are just awful human beings, who enjoy pissing in everyone else's corn flakes because they are soulless miserable subhuman garbage?


Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 01:40 AM (s33b/)

571 Still pondering Ace's Stormfront post today? What kind of help do you need Ace? Are your advertisers being driven away? Do you need donations? Ace Of Spades HQ is my first stop in the morning and I check in several times a day. I cannot thank Ace, crew and all here enough for all you do. W.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at July 09, 2020 01:42 AM (m1iJ7)

572 570 Ok so here's one for you: ....
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 01:40 AM (s33b/)

Imma hav'ta downvote you on this.

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 01:42 AM (BRkq2)

573 Nevermind - I just divided 100 by 1.5 (the usual percentage I see on these videos) and got my answer.

:O

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 01:43 AM (s33b/)

574 Imma hav'ta downvote you on this.

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 01:42 AM (BRkq2)

I respect your decision. Asshole.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 01:44 AM (s33b/)

575 So riddle me this. Is 1.0 -1.5% just the percentage of people who might find something objectionable in something no matter what it is because people naturally don't have the same tastes/spirit in everything.... or is it the *same* 1.0 - 1.5% of jackasses that are just awful human beings, who enjoy pissing in everyone else's corn flakes because they are soulless miserable subhuman garbage?

Posted by: ...


Could be spam bots that are owned by other YT accounts hoping to DQ lesser vids.

All are not only possible but probable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2020 01:44 AM (L6ZYH)

576 I respect your decision. Asshole.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 01:44 AM (s33b/)

Hol' up! Question begging. It could be that people naturally don't have the same tastes/spirit in everything.

I've got a 50% shot here!

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 01:47 AM (BRkq2)

577 I've got a 50% shot here!

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 01:47 AM (BRkq2)

I'm overly sensitive.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 01:48 AM (s33b/)

578 I saw Der Hottentottenpotentatenattentatentaeter do a solo set opener for Zamfir at Cat's Cradle in Chapel Hill back in '78.
He killed 'em. Never got the big break from K-Tel like Zamfir, though, so his career sorta petered out.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 09, 2020 01:48 AM (YqED9)

579 New Orleans is a notoriously "dry" town.

Not sure alcohol is even legal there.

Posted by: Miklos like duh at July 09, 2020 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)


A dry town. Yep, a dry town with liquor-by-the-drink drive-throughs. Or maybe those establishments were cancelled, too.

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 01:49 AM (Y8PSl)

580 573 Nevermind - I just divided 100 by 1.5 (the usual percentage I see on these videos) and got my answer.

:O
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 01:43 AM (s33b/)

I think you won.

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 01:53 AM (BRkq2)

581 or is it the *same* 1.0 - 1.5% of jackasses that are just awful human beings, who enjoy pissing in everyone else's corn flakes because they are soulless miserable subhuman garbage?

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 01:40 AM (s33b/)


The Krassenstein Brothers branched out into franchise agreements.

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 01:54 AM (Y8PSl)

582 So riddle me this. Is 1.0 -1.5% just the percentage of people who might find something objectionable in something no matter what it is because people naturally don't have the same tastes/spirit in everything.... or is it the *same* 1.0 - 1.5% of jackasses that are just awful human beings, who enjoy pissing in everyone else's corn flakes because they are soulless miserable subhuman garbage?


Posted by: ...


Ahem

I have become a reader of reviews on places like TripAdvisor. People take the time to write about their travel/vacation experiences.

It is clear that about 10% of people who may have some legitimate gripe, are happy anyway and will not let minor things ruin their vacations.

About 10% of people will complain. About something. About nothing. About everything. Always.

It's what they do.

Posted by: Miklosian Analysis, SA de CV at July 09, 2020 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)

583
We had quite the experience with the well drilling "crew" today. I've got a good well. Well over 20GPM, maybe pushing 50. (Won't know until it's measured accurately, and whether they'll do it, I don't know). I'll be putting in a 2HP 20GPMish pump.

Anyway, this bunch is a bunch of jackass, jackleg, jackwagon jackoffs (all the jacks and more), and that's being charitable. Rude, crude, and lewd. Real peaches. Outstanding citizens. Ignoramuses.

Late this afternoon, as they were winding down and taking the rig down, they had a blow up, a falling out. The young flunky did something that pissed off the boss jackwagon, and that started a bellowing cussing session that could be heard for a mile.

The head jackwagon threw the flunky off the site, and told him to "git his damn phone and call somebody, 'cause you ain't riding in my truck".

At one point I head, "I ain't yo' daddy boy, I'm a man!". Exactly what that meant, I'm not sure. But it was entertaining.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2020 01:56 AM (rCwaK)

584
So Naya Riviera drowned. Not a good way to go.

Posted by: MHK at July 09, 2020 01:57 AM (iQIUe)

585 A dry town. Yep, a dry town with liquor-by-the-drink drive-throughs. Or maybe those establishments were cancelled, too.
Posted by: RickZ


The fun part is that you don't have to wear a mask if eating or drinking.

So just go about your business with a go cup and/or partially eaten Lucky Dog.

Posted by: Miklos, who lived at the corner of Gen Cambronne St. and says MERDE! at July 09, 2020 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)

586 I saw Der Hottentottenpotentatenattentatentaeter do a solo set opener for Zamfir at Cat's Cradle in Chapel Hill back in '78.
-------

*!*

Great Heavens!

Who running the place at the time? Was Mike Cross still around? Larry Reynolds?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2020 01:58 AM (WD9ZA)

587 One of my favorite Onion headlines was:

"Binge Drinking, Overeating, And Casual Sex Are Good For You, According To An Article In The New Orleans Journal Of Medicine".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2020 01:58 AM (I2/tG)

588 So Naya Riviera drowned. Not a good way to go.
Posted by: MHK


Why didn't Natalie Wood have a shower on the boat?

Posted by: Miklos, with jokes from the 80s at July 09, 2020 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

589

I inspected their drilling rig today after they left. Big ass diesel driving the whole thing, looked like a Cummins. It was driving a hydraulic pump on one end -- YUGE, that drove the drill and worked the hydraulic rams.

On the other end was a little air compressor. 1200 CFM. Scroll type, I believe. Big boy.

It was a nice rig, and what it did to deserve being operated by that bunch of sorries, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2020 02:02 AM (rCwaK)

590 Who running the place at the time? Was Mike Cross still around? Larry Reynolds?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Mitch Easter and the dBs? Or just the sound system?

Posted by: Alt Miklos at July 09, 2020 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

591 About 10% of people will complain. About something. About nothing. About everything. Always.

It's what they do.

Posted by: Miklosian Analysis, SA de CV at July 09, 2020 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)


I was reading user reviews of coffee makers. I wanted one without all the bells and whistles, that is, on or off, no timer, no clock. Some people who bought that no frills product wrote reviews complaining about a lack of a shut-off timer (it's easy to forget to turn it off/the coffee burned/etc.). Well, the product never claimed it had a shut-off timer, idjits.

Too often people who complain all the time about everything are merely complaining about themselves and how they 'chose poorly'.

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 02:04 AM (Y8PSl)

592 It was a nice rig, and what it did to deserve being operated by that bunch of sorries, I don't know.
Posted by: publius


A friend of mine in Hungary drilled wells.

After his water polo playing days were over.

Ran the drill by hooking it up to the engine of his Wartburg.

Posted by: Miklos recalling Csongrad at July 09, 2020 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)

593 I like the Albuquerque Isotopes nickname.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2020 02:06 AM (ufFY8)

594 ..It was a nice rig, and what it did to deserve being operated by that bunch of sorries, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2020 02:02 AM (rCwaK)




They're on par with the glorious crews of the foundational House Raising industries. A more vile band of travelling gypsies can be hardly imagined.

Until, that is, you encounter the House Movers, and the Mobile Home Haulers.

You. Have. Been. Warned.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 02:06 AM (QzJWU)

595 The Las Vegas 51s is good, too.
I have a 51 cap.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2020 02:06 AM (ufFY8)

596 Miklos in recent years during trips we'd peruse TripAdvisor and other online review sites for hotels/restaurants we were using/had used, just for the cheap humor of reading the reviews by the negative idiots.

"Great price. Room was new and immaculate. Amazing view of the ocean. Breakfast bar was very good.

But when we arrived, the desk clerk seemed distracted and did not give us full attention.

Never staying there again!"


Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 02:06 AM (El6T/)

597 When my wife had a business - mostly online in the beforefore times - I remember being really surprised at how *few* complaints we got. Granted it was crafty and high quality so the transactions were generally in small amounts and people were satisfied because it was a good product.

But even so you would naturally think you would run into a lot of jackasses.

It might just be the kind of person she attracted but it was startlingly few who were troublemakers. At her craft table it was different. We weren't the type to just sit back, we would engage people. And you could spot the shits a mile off. They would pick up your stuff and inspect it like they were an archaeologist. The only ones that would do that. Never buyers.

Then almost inevitably they would ask some leading question toward their pet issue, so they could get your answer and hope to level some little tirade at you. So weird. You wonder why they even bother.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:08 AM (s33b/)

598 582 It is clear that about 10% of people who may have some legitimate gripe, are happy anyway and will not let minor things ruin their vacations.

About 10% of people will complain. About something. About nothing. About everything. Always.

It's what they do.
Posted by: Miklosian Analysis, SA de CV at July 09, 2020 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)

===================

I try to live in that first group as much as possible. Took me a long time to get there! I learned that it's a choice. A small percentage of life is what happens to you - and a very large percentage is how you respond to it.

Posted by: Doof at July 09, 2020 02:08 AM (mZUr4)

599 Until, that is, you encounter the House Movers, and the Mobile Home Haulers.

You. Have. Been. Warned.



Jim


The only good type of mobile home can only by towed by another boat.

Posted by: Miklos, Swell Guy at July 09, 2020 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)

600 The Twatter must be feeling some heat.
I was perusing some items that are Relevant To My Interests, and at teh bottom of kbdabear's thread there is a nasty blue banner with the Login/Signup buttons that will NOT go away.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 09, 2020 02:13 AM (ufFY8)

601 You wonder why they even bother.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:08 AM (s33b/)

I'm betting: They have no life.

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 02:16 AM (BRkq2)

602 The Twatter must be feeling some heat.
I was perusing some items that are Relevant To My Interests, and at teh bottom of kbdabear's thread there is a nasty blue banner with the Login/Signup buttons that will NOT go away.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


Why join Twatter?

Why buy the cow when kbdabear gives away the milk for free?

Posted by: Miklosian Downhome Logic at July 09, 2020 02:17 AM (QzkSJ)

603

One of that crew worried me. He was eyeballing everything on the property. He's a stealer, I'm sure.

Miley called the head jackass a "cocksucking yahoo", and said he looked like a wife beater. I agree. He was the kind of bellowing sot who'd get a belly full of beerand take everything out on his wife or any woman he could find.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2020 02:17 AM (rCwaK)

604 I try to live in that first group as much as
possible. Took me a long time to get there! I learned that it's a
choice. A small percentage of life is what happens to you - and a very
large percentage is how you respond to it.

Posted by: Doof at July 09, 2020 02:08 AM (mZUr4)

A few years ago I can still remember being on vacation and this checkout lady at the supermarket apologizing to me profusely for something she did - some mistake, I legit don't remember what it was - and I told her "Don't worry about it, life's too short". The relief on her face was palpable. It was like I was speaking a foreign language, like I'd taken an anvil off her chest.

I'm not bragging about this, it's how I've always been with people, it is not anything to me - I'm just saying I remember being so taken by her reaction and feeling especially sorry for her for the amount of sheer assholery she must deal with on a minute to minute basis there.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:17 AM (s33b/)

605 ..The only good type of mobile home can only by towed by another boat.

Posted by: Miklos, Swell Guy at July 09, 2020 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)



Concur.

A proper mobile home is emplaced only as temporary abode while one's Furher Bunker is dug in and the concrete poured atop fitted rebar, as is proper.

On a serious note. I'm shopping for acreage. Could be twenty acres, could be forty. Depends on where it is an how motivated the seller.

I'll hope to gain it with an existing, good condition abode, ready and waiting.

But if I have to build, it's going to feature multiple hardened cover points, and a great many discrete firing ports.

Plus a central, elevated and concealed 1,000 gal water tank, and similarly situated generator and at least 500 gal of diesel fuel to feed said generator.

A Turtle Shell of a house.

Yeah, nothing purely defensive can ever truly stand or endure.

But it can exact a terrible cost in terms of time and losses though.

I'll settle for that.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 02:19 AM (QzJWU)

606 He was the kind of bellowing sot who'd get a belly full of beerand take everything out on his wife or any woman he could find.
Posted by: publius

Did they speak English? In any recognizably American way?

Did they have an actual Business Entity that could be checked for PPP fraud?

Posted by: this is how Miklos thinks at July 09, 2020 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

607 I'm betting: They have no life.

Posted by: hmmm at July 09, 2020 02:16 AM (BRkq2)

Yeah I think that's a big part of it. To think you go all the way to some craft fair just to sneer at every table? I mean I'm sure sneering is their default but I don't even think they're proving anything to themselves, they're just empty vessels. Nasty woman.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2020 02:21 AM (s33b/)

608 >> Did they speak English? In any recognizably American way?

Think Tobacco Road types. A neighbor of mine called this type "sorries". I was explaining to Miley the totem pole of class, you might say, down here. These types are at the bottom. Not worth the lead...

He actually used Corona virus as an excuse for why he took so long to get his sorry ass out there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2020 02:26 AM (rCwaK)

609 Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 02:19 AM (QzJWU)

Ditto, but looking at Nevada, just South of Reno.

I'm 61, the youngest of 4. Three of us are single and trying to figure out where we will land.

That's the consensus so far.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:27 AM (NgKpN)

610 Yeah I think that's a big part of it. To think you go all the way to some craft fair just to sneer at every table? I mean I'm sure sneering is their default but I don't even think they're proving anything to themselves, they're just empty vessels. Nasty woman.
Posted by: ...


I have been in both the antique and classic cars bidnisses.

The biggest know-it-all wannabees who take up your time are the least likely to buy.

With the exception of the Hamburg Germans. If they pay for a '59 Caddy, they want friggin' authentic. Serious money, freakin' Murica loving Deutschers.

I call that fair.

Posted by: MiklsImpex at July 09, 2020 02:27 AM (QzkSJ)

611 Why didn't Natalie Wood have a shower on the boat?

Posted by: Miklos, with jokes from the 80s at July 09, 2020 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)


She preferred to wash up on shore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2020 02:28 AM (9Om/r)

612 > bought her grandmother an exercise belt as a gift.

Remember the episode of Mad Men when Peggy discovered the unexpected side benefit of the vibrating exercise pants?

Posted by: Anthony Quinn at July 09, 2020 02:29 AM (unn44)

613 She preferred to wash up on shore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


*Ed McMahon voice*


You are correct, Sir!

Posted by: Miklos McMahon, either guffawing or chortling at July 09, 2020 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

614 There is a version of "Ballgame" called "Whip it out at the ballgame". Not family-friendly.


Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2020 02:32 AM (KAi1n)

615 A Turtle Shell of a house.



Yeah, nothing purely defensive can ever truly stand or endure.



But it can exact a terrible cost in terms of time and losses though.



I'll settle for that.



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 02:19 AM (QzJWU)

---so, what you are saying is that we should both be shopping for Hill Country land together, right?


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2020 02:32 AM (Lcq0D)

616 Romeo, between Reno and Carson City, or further south? Nice areas.

One of the founders of the 80%-lower AR business that got persecuted by the ATF a few years back used to come and test uppers he'd built for customers at the range. Last time he came, probably last year, he was talking about moving to Minden, I think it was.

He was a local native, was spitting mad about leaving the beach and the weather, but was at the end of his rope with the idiotic hostile attitude of most guvamint entities in CA.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 02:32 AM (El6T/)

617 Why didn't Natalie Wood have a shower on the boat?

Posted by: Miklos, with jokes from the 80s at July 09, 2020 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
----

She preferred to wash up on shore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2020 02:28 AM (9Om/r)


Name a wood that doesn't float.
.
.
.
.
.
Natalie.

(I like where this thread is going!)

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 02:34 AM (Y8PSl)

618 He actually used Corona virus as an excuse for why he took so long to get his sorry ass out there.
Posted by: publius


I thought maybe you had Actual Gypsies again.

I had to go to Magistrate's Court a few months ago to deal with a rip-off roofer.

Old Mama don't always listen to me about Bidnis.

Posted by: Miklos, Attorney-in-Fact at July 09, 2020 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)

619 Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 02:32 AM (El6T/)

Minden.

I'm a skier so being able to bounce into south lake is a draw.

Add in the Mountains, not far from the lake, and some mountain biking.... it may be doable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:35 AM (NgKpN)

620 (I like where this thread is going!)
Posted by: RickZ

Kill my own wife?

I never Wood.

Posted by: Robert "Miklos" Wagner at July 09, 2020 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)

621 ..Ditto, but looking at Nevada, just South of Reno.

I'm 61, the youngest of 4. Three of us are single and trying to figure out where we will land.

That's the consensus so far.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:27 AM (NgKpN)



Odds are, I'll be doing this dead-solo. Fifteen years of relationship down the drain, but KILL ME NOW, before I'll move into a Del Webb format kind of community. Just how it is.

If I find the right piece of land, the same geography that allows for a 1000 yd. rifle range will also allow for a 3,000 ft. (plus 200 ft. over-run on either end) grass runway.

I do not intend for my later years to be boring years. (and I'd have zero probs right now with a flight physical, so go figure)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 02:37 AM (QzJWU)

622 > just for the cheap humor of reading the reviews by the negative idiots.

There's a low-star review of a local bird sanctuary that reads something like "Boring. It would be okay if you liked birds, I guess."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 09, 2020 02:37 AM (unn44)

623 Minden.



Good times.

Posted by: Field Marshal Ferdinand of Brunswick at July 09, 2020 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)

624 Ditto, but looking at Nevada, just South of Reno.



I'm 61, the youngest of 4. Three of us are single and trying to figure out where we will land.



That's the consensus so far.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:27 AM (NgKpN)

---
got water there?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2020 02:40 AM (Lcq0D)

625 Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 02:37 AM (QzJWU)

Luckily we are all fairly well off financially.

But we also realize that going forward, we will want a support system not too far away.

We are actually contemplating a family compound.

Multiple small houses or condos on some property, that we all chip in to buy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:40 AM (NgKpN)

626 KILL ME NOW, before I'll move into a Del Webb format kind of community.


Yep.

You seem like more of a Jack Webb kinda guy.

Posted by: My name is Miklos. Joe Miklos. at July 09, 2020 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)

627 >> I thought maybe you had Actual Gypsies again.

No, thank God -- these are natives. I mean, your typical beer swilling dirt track racing redneck is high class sophisticate compared to this bunch. I'm sure you've seen their like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2020 02:40 AM (rCwaK)

628 That's the consensus so far.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:27 AM (NgKpN)

---
got water there?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2020 02:40 AM (Lcq0D)

Kinda high Desert, but smack up against the Sierras.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:42 AM (NgKpN)

629 A family compound sounds nice.

But minefields, t-walls, and guard towers, or it's a no-go.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 02:42 AM (El6T/)

630 ..I had to go to Magistrate's Court a few months ago to deal with a rip-off roofer.

Old Mama don't always listen to me about Bidnis.

Posted by: Miklos, Attorney-in-Fact at July 09, 2020 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)



Roofers. I sold it for years.

Go with either Certain-Teed "Select Shingle Master" certified. Unique in the industry, as it's not a purchased certification, but rather, an actually "pass the test" kind of certification.

GAF offers a similar Master certification, but it's as much purchased as it is certified by testing.

Oh, hell. It's just purchased.

But GAF shingles don't necessarily suck. And their Master program at least gets you GOOD installers.

Don't EVEN ask me about Owens Corning products or programs. I don't want to get banned from Ace for badspeak.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 02:43 AM (QzJWU)

631 Evening Horde,

Let me think about this first...

Posted by: The Nightwatch at July 09, 2020 02:43 AM (u1WYs)

632 That whole part of central/western NV is nice.

Last time we came back from Reno we drove through NV most of the way, instead of directly back 395. Was amazed at how nice so much of it was - and empty.

Forget the exact route, could easily look it up, but the "hook" was to pass through Hawthorne to check out the ordnance museum.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 02:45 AM (El6T/)

633 Kill my own wife?

I never Wood.

Posted by: Robert "Miklos" Wagner at July 09, 2020 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)


Robert Wagner is a classic example of Hollywood rehabilitation (getting a second career) without punishment. I'm not sure which came first: The reverse mortgage commercials or the rehabilitation.

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 02:45 AM (Y8PSl)

634 We are actually contemplating a family compound.


I believe "Family Compound™" is copyright The Kennedy Family™*


*Rape and Prima noctis rights sold separately

Posted by: Old Joe "Miklos" Kennedy at July 09, 2020 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)

635 ..
You seem like more of a Jack Webb kinda guy.

Posted by: My name is Miklos. Joe Miklos. at July 09, 2020 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)



The facts, ma'am, and just the facts, are that I'd rather live on acreage under my sole control, or an ocean going sailboat, than in any "lifestyle" retirement community, of any kind, anywhere.

Book 'em, Danno.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 02:46 AM (QzJWU)

636 629 A family compound sounds nice.

But minefields, t-walls, and guard towers, or it's a no-go.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 02:42 AM (El6T/)

Actually kinda funny. My older Brother is a BIG time Liberal, right up until it affects him personally.

Owns more guns than I do. Lives on a 5 Acre place near San Diego, and has a 12 foot wall around his property.

Open to realizing his own hypocracy. Hell, his best friend we've known since we were kids just retired after working in a gun store for many years.

So, we'll see. I DO need to get the fuck out of California though.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:47 AM (NgKpN)

637 Don't EVEN ask me about Owens Corning products or programs. I don't want to get banned from Ace for badspeak.



Jim


But I just bought 57 acres of Owens-Corning solar panels!

Nice guys, I can pay for it over the next 157 years.

Posted by: Eco-Friendly Miklos at July 09, 2020 02:48 AM (QzkSJ)

638 Robert Wagner is a classic example of Hollywood rehabilitation (getting a second career) without punishment.


So.

Homo.

Figures.

Posted by: The Miklos Guide to Homes of the Stars at July 09, 2020 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)

639 We are actually contemplating a family compound.

Multiple small houses or condos on some property, that we all chip in to buy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:40 AM (NgKpN)


It must be nice to have family of which one would want to actually live within such close proximity. Have no idea what that is like. I don't even want to be buried in the same graveyard with my 'family'.

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 02:50 AM (Y8PSl)

640 I've driven between Reno and Vegas a couple of times. It's fascinating landscape, especially when that big lake appears outta nowhere. Notice the topography of eastern Nevada? Lots of northwest-southeast running mountain ranges with gaps in between. Wonder what kind of minerals and such can be mined out there?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2020 02:51 AM (KAi1n)

641 I like that Fredricksburg Hill Country land. If i had to move thats where i would go. I have tons of land in KS but if TX, That's where i go.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 02:51 AM (y1Mvi)

642 Who running the place at the time? Was Mike Cross still around? Larry Reynolds?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2020 01:58 AM (WD9ZA)


Well, it was the '70's - an age of experimenttion, not all of it well-advised.

IRL, I seldom went to Cat's Cradle when I lived in town, when it was still on Rosemary St. Three, may four times.


Went over for two or three shows with my boys when they were all teens, at their recommendation. (We're all music fans, and they kept me informed about new stuff.) All a lot of fun, but I never hung out there or knew the ownership.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 09, 2020 02:52 AM (YqED9)

643 >> So.

Homo.

Figures.

---
I read some gossip piece about that a while back -- Daily Mail, I think. Some book where it was claimed Natalie Wood caught him with a pool boy or something like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2020 02:53 AM (rCwaK)

644 We used to dream of having an oven

===
When we wanted to bake we'd have to gather the family and glare at the pan for 60 minutes.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 09, 2020 02:53 AM (d6mdH)

645 ..Robert Wagner is a classic example of Hollywood rehabilitation (getting a second career) without punishment. I'm not sure which came first: The reverse mortgage commercials or the rehabilitation.

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 02:45 AM (Y8PSl)



Wagner is a strange case, I think, of being so entirely better than Good Looking, that not only the pubic, but the COPS, were sent entirely off the trail by his thin excuse of a tale.

People just couldn't even BEGIN to believe that HE would have done such a thing!

Pity was, my money was on Natalie Wood, for whom I would've killed a hundred Wagners , to defend.

And that last was lost, with her loss, as she was gone and no one remained to fight for her, then.

My voice it it's teens, would've been but a peep in the thunder of the days.

She was badly done by, and the details now matter little.

They will all meet their Judge.

I'm OK with that.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 02:53 AM (QzJWU)

646 O K

Thought about it. Too many things burning up my cerebellum to add anything coherent so better not to say anything.

Night Horde.

Posted by: The Nightwatch at July 09, 2020 02:54 AM (u1WYs)

647 Well midnight on an ONT, so as open a thread as there can be I suppose.

A brief side-current to a thread earlier today reminded me to go check, and it's true - all the new military decorations in the USSR during WWII (that had historical names attached) were for pre-Revolutionary Russian military greats. Kutuzov, Suvorov, Nevsky - even one named after a Cossack leader.

There was a reason for that, of course. While terror still lurked behind every possible turn, and ideological claptrap was still barked at the soldiers when there was time, all the real motivation was based on the most basic sort of nationalism: survival. When things still looked might sporty in 1942, several of the new decorations were created. National military heritage, not Bolshevik blather, was the call.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 02:54 AM (El6T/)

648 639 We are actually contemplating a family compound.

Multiple small houses or condos on some property, that we all chip in to buy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:40 AM (NgKpN)

It must be nice to have family of which one would want to actually live within such close proximity. Have no idea what that is like. I don't even want to be buried in the same graveyard with my 'family'.
Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 02:50 AM (Y8PSl)

I am blessed in that regard. 3 out of 4 of us have a clue.

3 out of 4 of us are stable, but divorced.

But then, we take family seriously. I've taken care of my now 91 year old Mom for 11 years now. Only reason I came back to California.

Plus, when we do get together? Lets just say the family knows how to Pahtay!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:54 AM (NgKpN)

649 A family compound sounds nice.



But minefields, t-walls, and guard towers, or it's a no-go.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2020 02:42 AM (El6T/)



With moats, and hot oil pots, and murder holes, and arrow slits, and....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2020 02:56 AM (9Om/r)

650 I read some gossip piece about that a while back -- Daily Mail, I think. Some book where it was claimed Natalie Wood caught him with a pool boy or something like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2020 02:53 AM (rCwaK)


Forget it, Jake, it's Hollywood.

But seriously, you'd have to be a homo in good kneeling (or on all fours) to choose a pool boy over Natalie Wood.

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 02:57 AM (Y8PSl)

651 When things still looked might sporty in 1942, several of the new decorations were created. National military heritage, not Bolshevik blather, was the call.

Posted by: rhomboid


Fun that the same guy was called upon to write, then repeatedly re-write the lyrics to the Soviet (now Russian) anthem.


"It's the past that always changes"

Posted by: Ignorant but Highly Woke Young Miklos at July 09, 2020 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)

652 With moats, and hot oil pots, and murder holes, and arrow slits, and....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2020 02:56 AM (9Om/r

my plan is to have enough land to put up a condo, THEN start to build my castle on the South 40.

Its my retirement project.

Knew a guy in Central Calif who built a 2 story stone Keep on his land, who held private Medieval parties.

That's my goal. To host the best sword fighters in the world, in a place that ALSO works for their families (thus, the idea of being near Tahoe).

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 02:59 AM (NgKpN)

653 With moats, and hot oil pots, and murder holes, and arrow slits, and....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Sally Port

Need a Sally Port

Posted by: Miklos, Lord Lieutenant of Castle Miklos at July 09, 2020 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)

654 ..I like that Fredricksburg Hill Country land. If i had to move thats where i would go. I have tons of land in KS but if TX, That's where i go.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 09, 2020 02:51 AM (y1Mvi)



Your goal is 17 miles away from Heaven. But I'll tell where, in person. Not on the 'net.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 03:01 AM (QzJWU)

655 653 With moats, and hot oil pots, and murder holes, and arrow slits, and....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Sally Port

Need a Sally Port
Posted by: Miklos, Lord Lieutenant of Castle Miklos at July 09, 2020 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)

Sally's in Port?

Says the retired sailor.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:01 AM (NgKpN)

656 Sally Port

Need a Sally Port

Posted by: Miklos, Lord Lieutenant of Castle Miklos at July 09, 2020 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)


With a drawbridge over a moat full of eels. No wait, . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 03:02 AM (Y8PSl)

657
I looked it up, it's a bio of Natalie Wood by a Suzanne Finstad. She claims that Natalie came home and caught Wagner in bed with their butler, and that was actually the cause of their divorce.

Apparently Wagner kept this "butler" in his employ well before the marriage, and in a 2 room apartment. Said Natalie overdosed on sleeping pills that night she caught him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2020 03:02 AM (rCwaK)

658 656 Sally Port

Need a Sally Port

Posted by: Miklos, Lord Lieutenant of Castle Miklos at July 09, 2020 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)

With a drawbridge over a moat full of eels. No wait, . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 03:02 AM (Y8PSl)

Shrieking Eels?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:02 AM (NgKpN)

659
Knew a guy in Central Calif who built a 2 story stone Keep on his land, who held private Medieval parties.

That's my goal. To host the best sword fighters in the world, in a place that ALSO works for their families (thus, the idea of being near Tahoe).
Posted by: Romeo13


A guy built this outside New Orleans.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7j2udxp

Posted by: Miklos, oh Lawd at July 09, 2020 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)

660 Romeo13.

You're going to want to check this out:

https://tinyurl.com/y77vhsgm


Safe video. "Texas Bucket List" TV series.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2020 03:06 AM (QzJWU)

661 With a drawbridge over a moat full of eels. No wait, . . . .
Posted by: RickZ


Well, we put it out that it's full of electric eels with frickin' lasers.

But it's really just crawfish.

With big, nasty teeth.

Posted by: Miklos, Demesne HOA Manager at July 09, 2020 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)

662 Posted by: Miklos, oh Lawd at July 09, 2020 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)

Nice! Dave's was more realistic. Stone built keep. Great built in Feast Hall, fantastic built in bar.

Plus about 10 other buildings people helped him build over the years. Everything from a smithy, to a HUGE Tree fort people could sleep in.

We had a falling out a few years ago, but now he has a full on Jousting arena on his land.

His 'Revels' were.... interesting. They kicked everyone under 18 out at dusk, because things got, interesting (one of the reasons I bowed out, impossible to keep score in a semi swinger scene).

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2020 03:08 AM (NgKpN)

663
See Coral Castle in Florida. Built single-handedly by the mysterious Edward Leedskalnin.

This is fodder for much woo -- an Art Bell and Coast to Coast favorite. He had discovered the secrets of the ancients, like the pyramid builders. Stuff like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2020 03:10 AM (rCwaK)

664 Grandpa on my dads side was Melungeon. At some point during the late 70's we got together with some of the Indian relatives but I was too young to really understand the history. For the most part the mix was not considered a heritage to be proud of among my dad and his siblings. Dad and his brothers and sister would be in their late 80's early 90's if they were alive today.

Posted by: Volkoff Industries at July 09, 2020 03:13 AM (DB16e)

665 See Coral Castle in Florida. Built single-handedly by the mysterious Edward Leedskalnin.

This is fodder for much woo -- an Art Bell and Coast to Coast favorite. He had discovered the secrets of the ancients, like the pyramid builders. Stuff like that.
Posted by: publius

watch this-

*lifts 8 ton block with one hand*

Also for healings and spells for all Modalities of Love and Vitality

Posted by: Rev. Prof. DR. Miklos, remaining blessed at July 09, 2020 03:13 AM (QzkSJ)

666 Well, we put it out that it's full of electric eels with frickin' lasers.

But it's really just crawfish.

With big, nasty teeth.

Posted by: Miklos, Demesne HOA Manager at July 09, 2020 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)


Do that and you'll never get them Cajuns out of there. Hell, they'll have a party every friggin' night and twice a day on the weekend.

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 03:17 AM (Y8PSl)

667 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2020 03:21 AM (3tCjQ)

668
Do that and you'll never get them Cajuns out of there. Hell, they'll have a party every friggin' night and twice a day on the weekend.
Posted by: RickZ

I see no problem here.

Posted by: Miklos with both accordion and fiddle at July 09, 2020 03:21 AM (QzkSJ)

669 I see no problem here.

Posted by: Miklos with both accordion and fiddle at July 09, 2020 03:21 AM (QzkSJ)


Zydeco music gets old. (Just like any one genre of music played on a drunken loop gets old.)

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 03:30 AM (Y8PSl)

670 Zydeco music gets old. (Just like any one genre of music played on a drunken loop gets old.)
Posted by: RickZ


Not a problem.

They take lengthy, sometimes weeks-long breaks to fish, hunt, cook, buy moar likker, replace worn out components of their trucks and/or musical instruments, and show up in court. Plus that girl over in Eunice or Ville Platte.


Self-regulating, in a way.

Posted by: Unconcerned Miklos at July 09, 2020 03:37 AM (QzkSJ)

671 if the zydeco gets old, we'll switch to cajun!

#problemsolved.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2020 03:41 AM (Lcq0D)

672 and if they're still pissy about zydeco, give'm cornbread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edc8IYXRMD0

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2020 03:43 AM (Lcq0D)

673 if the zydeco gets old, we'll switch to cajun!

#problemsolved.
Posted by: redc1c4


We have both kinds-Country AND Western!

Posted by: Miklos-Bob's Country Bunker at July 09, 2020 03:44 AM (QzkSJ)

674 and if they're still pissy about zydeco, give'm cornbread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edc8IYXRMD0
Posted by: redc1c4


I have one of Beau Jaques' accordions.

He had 14 at the time, and his wife said they were taking up too much space.

So he regretfully sold me one.

Posted by: C'est Miklos at July 09, 2020 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)

675
So he regretfully sold me one.

Posted by: C'est Miklos at July 09, 2020 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)

---
seriously?

i was going to finally be able to see him as a zydeco fest here in SoCal, until the FIng CA ARNG changed our AT schedule for that year, and my sorry ass was off at Hungry Lizard, instead of home at Ft Living Room.


and then he died...

Fing Army.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2020 03:50 AM (Lcq0D)

676 It's after 3:30 Eastern on the thread, so the diehards are about.

I'm working on creating a mix for my son about space. He's a ridiculously smart boy who geeks out about space. He's 8 and ticks off the satellites of the planets rat-a-tat-tat. Here's what I have on the play list so far (yeah, I am biased towards '80s/'90s indie rock, but f off):

"Walking on the Moon" (The Police)

"Under the Milky Way" (The Church)

"Spaceman" (Belly)

"Souvlaki Space Station" (Slowdive)

"International Colouring Contest"/"The Stars Our Destination" (Stereolab)

"Space Escapade" (Heartworms)

I also intend to add some symphonic/classical stuff (Gustav Holt, of course), but any suggestions for more pop stuff? It has to be for an eight year-old littl'un. No dark/adult stuff ("Souvlaki Space Station" actually has very dark lyrics, but if I could not make them out at 21, I'm not worried about the boy.)

Bring it!

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 03:53 AM (oZuI0)

677 seriously?


Oui, Monsieur.


I bought all kinds of stuff-washboards, you name it-

Much of it ended up with my ole friends, these guys-

https://tinyurl.com/y8ajhojv


(the washboard in this video was purchased from Jumpin' Johnny Sansone at some club in the French Quarter)

Posted by: C'est Miklos, s'il vous plait, ou non at July 09, 2020 03:57 AM (QzkSJ)

678 I don't get zydeco

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 03:57 AM (6f16T)

679 And no coffee experiments today

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 04:02 AM (6f16T)

680 And no coffee experiments today
Posted by: Skip


Coffee with chicory.

Cafe du Monde or Community Coffee from Red Stick.

Posted by: Miklos enjoys it his own self at July 09, 2020 04:04 AM (QzkSJ)

681 BTW, I'm wobbly on the school re-opening thing.

I may be an outlier, but I would have done just fine in grade school with no physical classes and just pulling my own books to learn.

But "socialization!!!"

Yeah, whatever. What most people call "socialization" I call bullying and teen pregnancy.

Yay.

I actually envy the HS students sitting out the classroom today.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 04:06 AM (oZuI0)

682 "Under the Milky Way" (The Church)


logprof, I'd save that one until he starts asking about Girls.

Posted by: The Ancient Miklos of Days at July 09, 2020 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)

683 logprof, I'd save that one until he starts asking about Girls.
Posted by: The Ancient Miklos of Days at July 09, 2020 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)

--Heh, by the time I'm done making the mix he probably already will be.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 04:08 AM (oZuI0)

684 Outside of pop there's Space Truckin by Deep Purple. Lyrics are harmless enough.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2020 04:09 AM (H5knJ)

685
Bring it!
Posted by: logprof


Sigue Sigue Sputnik?

Posted by: Kindly Uncle Miklos at July 09, 2020 04:09 AM (QzkSJ)

686
Good Morning Morons running late. Got involved with a project trying to install new flood lights on the from porch. And of course nothing ever works right in these projects. Today is Thursday, July 9, 2020. On this day in 1850 President Zachary Taylor died after eating large quantities of raw fruit and iced milk; he was succeeded in office by Vice President Millard Fillmore.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:14 AM (mpXpK)

687 Ex NYC Police commisioner says De Comio has destroyed the NYC Police Department and NYC.


https://tinyurl.com/ycy5ds5w

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:14 AM (mpXpK)

688 Sigue Sigue Sputnik?
Posted by: Kindly Uncle Miklos at July 09, 2020 04:09 AM (QzkSJ)

--It's sad that I actually recall that '80s disaster.

Nix.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 04:14 AM (oZuI0)

689 We missed a chance last week. Roberts was hospitalized due to a fall.



https://tinyurl.com/yaxwrym4

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:14 AM (mpXpK)

690 Here we go again, WHO backs China's handling of their Bubonic Plague outbreak.


https://tinyurl.com/yb2urcnn

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:15 AM (mpXpK)

691 Pompeo calls Susan Rice a serial liar.


https://tinyurl.com/y73pmdce

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:15 AM (mpXpK)

692
Trump wins again from SCOTUS.



https://tinyurl.com/ybcjlobu

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:15 AM (mpXpK)

693 Bite Me says police funding should be redirected to the prison system. He should be redirected to under the outhouse.


https://tinyurl.com/mkbp75g

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:16 AM (mpXpK)

694 Congress is working on a new $1T spending package. Some Republicans are balking at all this extra spending which I don't think is necessary right now. I would rather Trump kill some more useless regulations than spend more money we don't have.



https://tinyurl.com/yad6eqz9

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:16 AM (mpXpK)

695 DIABLO Collins is being her normal shitty self. Can't Republicans in ME find someone to run against her?



https://tinyurl.com/y7v263wf

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:16 AM (mpXpK)

696 If you are a white male police officer in Seattle you should leave now if it isn't already too late.


https://tinyurl.com/y7vzadxh

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:17 AM (mpXpK)

697 Saw somewhere NY is pondering making police pay for their own liability, it said knowing the lawsuits are coming.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 04:17 AM (6f16T)

698 Beto O'Rourke blames GOP death cult mentality for rise in US violence. Amazing since the violence is all occurring in solid blue cities completely under the control of Democrats for the last 50 years.


https://tinyurl.com/y8nfw3vg

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:17 AM (mpXpK)

699 The proposed 2020 Democrat platform will grant asylum to anybody and everybody who wants to come to the US. They would essentially dismantle the US borders.


https://tinyurl.com/yddwk6dv

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:18 AM (mpXpK)

700 --It's sad that I actually recall that '80s disaster.

Nix.
Posted by: logprof

To the Moon, Alice!

Posted by: Cross-generationally aware Miklos at July 09, 2020 04:18 AM (QzkSJ)

701 DC passed an 'emergency police reform' bill that among a whole laundry list of hamstrings to the cops also gives voting rights to people in jail.


https://tinyurl.com/ybadjpzx

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:18 AM (mpXpK)

702 The people running the Dakota pipeline are refusing to obey that stupid judge's ruling to shutdown and drain the pipeline. The say the judge's ruling is illegal and they will take it to a higher court which they say will rule in their favor.


https://tinyurl.com/y8p6ndwl

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:18 AM (mpXpK)

703 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/y7rtdq4m


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:19 AM (mpXpK)

704 Something more towards pop might be Galaxies by Laura Veirs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2020 04:24 AM (H5knJ)

705 702 The people running the Dakota pipeline are refusing to obey that stupid judge's ruling to shutdown and drain the pipeline. The say the judge's ruling is illegal and they will take it to a higher court which they say will rule in their favor.


https://tinyurl.com/y8p6ndwl
Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:18 AM (mpXpK)

--That's pretty much what leftoids do with rulings with which they disagree.

Fuck 'em. Sauce for the gander.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 04:25 AM (oZuI0)

706
"Bring it!

Posted by: logprof"

Space Oddity David Bowie

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 04:27 AM (pyQkH)

707 Our training this year featured a cartoon whose premise was (in two panels): "if a hot guy flirts with you, it's fine - if an ugly or fat guy flirts with you that's sexual harassment".
Posted by: ...

Yes, I think you would enjoy of your cartoon on SNL with Tom Brady.
https://tinyurl.com/y7s2e3nj
Different topic: I am only 1/3 of the way through the thread and we have one person who climbed Mt Everest, one who gave a Ted Talk, and a gymnast all american. I am impressed. Ummm...unless there is some joke going on, of which I am unaware.

Posted by: MikeM at July 09, 2020 04:28 AM (vBsCH)

708 Oh, how did I leave off "East of the Sun, and West of the Moon" and "Fly Me to the Moon"?

Jeez.

https://youtu.be/jkk2mMq2x8E

https://youtu.be/xdzkMDacvUY

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 04:30 AM (oZuI0)

709 Someone here hiked Mt Everest?
Sometimes have read the entire ONT but not on a work day.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 04:32 AM (6f16T)

710 Space Oddity David Bowie
Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 04:27 AM (pyQkH)

--Oh, pretty good one, even for an 8yo.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 04:32 AM (oZuI0)

711 Logprof:

Space Station #5 - Montrose

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2020 04:36 AM (3tCjQ)

712 "Bring it!

Posted by: logprof"


"Music of the Spheres"

Posted by: Miklos "Gustav Holst at July 09, 2020 04:38 AM (QzkSJ)

713
"Bite Me says police funding should be redirected to the prison system"

Yeah Vic,, the bonehead is spouting all the communist talking points

like Illhen hoemar's POC's got it so bad here but they still flock here...

and today he also plagiarized burnee's stuff as his own... he's just a hologram
spewing sorass's messages..

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 04:39 AM (pyQkH)

714 Sometimes have read the entire ONT but not on a work day.
Posted by: Skip


Not a Work day.

It's Julyteenth!

Posted by: Srsly Woke Miklos at July 09, 2020 04:42 AM (QzkSJ)

715 711 Logprof:

Space Station #5 - Montrose
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2020 04:36 AM (3tCjQ)

--Never heard that song before.

I'm on the edge as to whether it'll make the babeh a druggie, but then who am I to judge with my other offerings?

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 04:43 AM (oZuI0)

716 713

"Bite Me says police funding should be redirected to the prison system"

Yeah Vic,, the bonehead is spouting all the communist talking points

like Illhen hoemar's POC's got it so bad here but they still flock here...

and today he also plagiarized burnee's stuff as his own... he's just a hologram
spewing sorass's messages..



Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 04:39 AM (pyQkH)

It's a good thing he has zero chance of winning. I sill think the DNC will remove him from the ticket at their convention.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:44 AM (mpXpK)

717 Bring it!

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 03:53 AM (oZuI0)

---
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars...on vinyl.

or youtube, if you insist....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC4tXccccr0

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2020 04:44 AM (Lcq0D)

718 The prison system could use some reform though. Replace all the federal prisons with Devil's Island.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:45 AM (mpXpK)

719 "Music of the Spheres"
Posted by: Miklos "Gustav Holst at July 09, 2020 04:38 AM (QzkSJ)

--Beat ya to it in #676.

Stay awake!

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 04:46 AM (oZuI0)

720 , breakfast done, back to the project.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:50 AM (mpXpK)

721

"The prison system could use some reform though. Replace all the federal prisons with Devil's Island.


Posted by: Vic"

And No Revolving door's, weld them Fers shut...

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 04:56 AM (pyQkH)

722 720 , breakfast done, back to the project.
Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 04:50 AM (mpXpK)

--Vic, I pray you were not leaving an 's' at the end of that comment.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 04:59 AM (oZuI0)

723 pjmedia./madison ave business sues cuomo de blasio for riots estimate 100m in damages

Funny thing is no doubt the lawyers in the lawsuit voted for that.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 05:01 AM (6f16T)

724 LMAO, I run a search using the phrase "tammy duckworth is ugly" and all the results tell me how what Tucker said about her is "ugly"

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 05:02 AM (oZuI0)

725 .

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 05:08 AM (iTXRQ)

726 --Beat ya to it in #676.

Stay awake!
Posted by: logprof


"Woke" and "awake" are like totally different!


Also, I have whisky older than your son.

The interpretation or significance of which I leave as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: Srsly Woke Miklos, pre-caffeination at July 09, 2020 05:10 AM (QzkSJ)

727 Posted by: Srsly Woke Miklos, pre-caffeination at July 09, 2020 05:10 AM (QzkSJ)

--Get woke, go broke!

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 05:12 AM (oZuI0)

728 I wouldn't call Tammy ugly at least on the outside.

Tempting but didn't, click bait on what the Hot for Teacher wonan looks like today.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 05:13 AM (6f16T)

729 The NYPD should seize the tv and radio stations, get a couple old T28s and bomb Gracie Mansion and raise the NYPD flag over city hall. If DeCommieo wants to run things third world, show him how it's done sometimes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 09, 2020 05:13 AM (C1Lsn)

730 Is there a Melugeon dating app?

Posted by: rob at July 09, 2020 05:14 AM (zFnj1)

731 Get woke, go broke!
Posted by: logprof


Slowly at first...then all at once

Posted by: Papa Miklos Hemingway at July 09, 2020 05:16 AM (QzkSJ)

732 Washington Redskins are planning to dump American Indian imagery altogether

They say they are still burgundy and gold 'for now'

per Adam Schefter

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 09, 2020 05:17 AM (iTXRQ)

733 Heard years ago there were over a million apps

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 05:17 AM (6f16T)

734
"724
LMAO, I run a search using the phrase "tammy duckworth is ugly"Posted by: logprof"

run one for Ilhan Omar and you'll find one frighteningly ugly one
of her without her towel and pound of makeup ,,, dat's ugly outside
to go with her ugly insides..

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 05:18 AM (pyQkH)

735 I'm out
Stay cool and have a great day everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 05:21 AM (6f16T)

736 728 I wouldn't call Tammy ugly at least on the outside.


Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2020 05:13 AM (6f16T)

--I thought you had a penis.

She ugly.

She ain't got no alibi.

https://youtu.be/P0e6CpfVCg8

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 05:23 AM (oZuI0)

737 Well it's up and running. The wiring though is held together with duct tape and spit. All those tiny little screws go well with hand and fingers that are eat up with chemo induced neuropathy. I kept dropping screws and of course they rolled off the porch into the yard which immediately ate them.
.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 05:23 AM (mpXpK)

738 Yo.

Posted by: gp at July 09, 2020 05:25 AM (YI2QB)

739
'Sup, peeps!

Posted by: Gooshy at July 09, 2020 05:25 AM (oTUev)

740

Here's the one "ugly" homar one:
https://tinyurl.com/y7ea8bxe

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 05:27 AM (pyQkH)

741 Here's the one "ugly" homar one:
https://tinyurl.com/y7ea8bxe

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 05:27 AM (pyQkH)

--Uncle Fester, remember him?

I never knew that you had a twin!

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 05:29 AM (oZuI0)

742
"--Uncle Fester, remember him?"

Striking resemblance Logprof,,, maybe the father of the brother that

did her mother???

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 05:33 AM (pyQkH)

743 Funny. Because to folks like Margaret Sanger, RBG is in an undesirable race.

Posted by: JAS at July 09, 2020 05:33 AM (2BZBZ)

744 Striking resemblance Logprof,,, maybe the father of the brother that

did her mother???
Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 05:33 AM (pyQkH)

--That brotherfucker ain't got no alibi, neither.

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2020 05:35 AM (oZuI0)

745
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 09, 2020 05:40 AM (wIygy)

746

"--That brotherfucker ain't got no alibi, neither.

Posted by: logprof"

But like all good commies had her lie setup,,, she was saving

him from the gay roof top trip as the family thought he was turning...
so they had to get him out of England quick...what a humanitarian...puke

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 05:41 AM (pyQkH)

747

"All those tiny little screws go well with hand and fingers"

Vic you should invest in a magnetic tip screw driver or tip...
sounds like it would save you a lot of aggravation..

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 05:45 AM (pyQkH)

748 Thank you Lord for another day.

Morning, horde

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 05:50 AM (4Lxer)

749 Good morning!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 09, 2020 05:52 AM (m/Sks)

750 TED talk is true. Fake is the new real.

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 05:53 AM (4Lxer)

751 Texas, guns, and shrimp go together like a good dog, a pretty girl, and a picnic basket.

Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2020 05:55 AM (XhWtx)

752 Space Station # 5 (Montrose)

Astronomy (Blue Oyster Cult)

Why not the whole album on this one? Jefferson Starship (Blows Against The Empire).

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2020 05:59 AM (Y8PSl)

753 Well, on the good news front the Chicago Blackhawks have declined to change their name. Now if we could just have a hockey season....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 09, 2020 06:02 AM (m/Sks)

754 Who gets disappeared today, Winston?

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 06:02 AM (4Lxer)

755 "When things still looked mighty sporty" - Rhomboid, this is one of funniest things I've ever read on line.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2020 06:05 AM (KAi1n)

756 What is the music game? I am the biggest Blue Oyster Cult fan here.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2020 06:09 AM (KAi1n)

757 Black privilege - Yes or No?

Good article at AT.

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 06:09 AM (4Lxer)

758 756 What is the music game? I am the biggest Blue Oyster Cult fan here.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2020 06:09 AM (KAi1n)

Take Me Away

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 06:11 AM (4Lxer)

759 Good Morning.
I found out yesterday to be careful for what you wish. At the start of the Kovid Krud I had wished we could get rid of the "we're all in this toegether" TV commercials and go back to the normal class action lawsuits, dish soap, tampon, and erectile dysfunction commercials.
Watching an episode of RiffTrax on Pluto TV and a commercial comes on for tampons starring Amy Schumer.
She plays her usual wide eyed, brain dead character and evidently at age 39 (I looked it up) did not know about tampons or that there are different sizes for different "times". I guess regular TV ain't paying the bills no more.

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 06:12 AM (vd8XM)

760 I guess regular TV ain't paying the bills no more.
Posted by: Bruce


LOL....what an image. This makes me extra powerful glad I am not hooked up to real TV.

Posted by: lizabth at July 09, 2020 06:15 AM (L3Rsz)

761 She plays her usual wide eyed, brain dead character and evidently at age 39 (I looked it up) did not know about tampons or that there are different sizes for different "times". I guess regular TV ain't paying the bills no more.
Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 06:12 AM (vd8XM)

Just be glad Chuck Schumer wasn't in the commercial to remind you that tampons aren't only for women.

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 06:15 AM (4Lxer)

762 Just be glad Chuck Schumer wasn't in the commercial to remind you that tampons aren't only for women.
Posted by: jsg


I shouldn't laugh so hard so early in the morning. Stop..have mercy!

Posted by: lizabth at July 09, 2020 06:16 AM (L3Rsz)

763 Whoever thinks Amy Schumer is good for any brand besides the morning after pill needs to be drawn and quartered.

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 06:16 AM (4Lxer)

764 747 Vic you should invest in a magnetic tip screw driver or tip...
sounds like it would save you a lot of aggravation..


Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 05:45 AM (pyQkH)

I've had those before and didn't have much luck with them. I currently use a power drill with screwdriver attachments but you still have to start the screw in the hole first. And where I usually drop the screw if in handling it to get in in the hole. I drop every thing randomly too, not just tiny screws. neuropathy sux.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2020 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

765
". I guess regular TV ain't paying the bills no more.



Posted by: Bruce"

Neither is feminine hygiene,, it's a whole new ball game...

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 06:20 AM (pyQkH)

766 Texas GOp convention cancelled by Houston one week before event. Whatever.

Posted by: azalea city at July 09, 2020 06:24 AM (WX+x0)

767 Whoa. Cooler day today. 87 will be the high.

Rejoice.

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 06:24 AM (4Lxer)

768 LOL....what an image. This makes me extra powerful glad I am not hooked up to real TV.
Posted by: lizabth

This is Pluto TV. It's an app for a Roku or whatever. They have "live" channels and some on demand stuff too. They do show commercials during the programs but I usually just mute them.

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

769 Bring it!
Posted by: logprof
Dark side of the Moon, by that Pink fella, might be a good album/song

Posted by: MikeM at July 09, 2020 06:29 AM (vBsCH)

770 Biden is co-opting Bernie's economic plan. Why at this late date is he still pandering to the farthest leftist reaches of the electorate instead of moderating to the center?

I miss the old days where a Democrat victory wasn't an existential threat, when Democrats didn't hate America and most or at least a lot of Americans.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 09, 2020 06:30 AM (nnf6G)

771
Good morning, Hordians.

Another fine Trump day! Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 06:30 AM (mht8P)

772 I was all set to mow the lawn yesterday, and my lawn guy show up and puts down an application to kill the lawn grubs. Says it would be best to either wait for the rain today, fingers crossed, or I'll need to water it in.

So at least I didn't have to turn into a pool of sweat mowing it yesterday

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 06:30 AM (vd8XM)

773 g'mornin' folks, in &out, want to get some stuff done outside while it's still cool.

Posted by: magat_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 09, 2020 06:33 AM (0IMgo)

774
"
Biden is co-opting Bernie's economic plan.Posted by: Blutarski"

Just ol plagiarizing Joe he don't have a brain to think up stuff so just
says opposite or steal's someone else's lines... not like it's a new thing..

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 06:34 AM (pyQkH)

775 According to the news this am, the city of Seattle is now in a deep state of grief for an idiot who dances on the interstate, and got hit by a car. The newest hero for the lefts hall of fame.

Posted by: Colin at July 09, 2020 06:37 AM (ySdKX)

776 According to the news this am, the city of Seattle is now in a deep state of grief for an idiot who dances on the interstate, and got hit by a car. The newest hero for the lefts hall of fame.
Posted by: Colin

Black driver, white victim....White Lives Matter!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

777
Dutchess to the vet for her weekly bandage change and mowing the yard and pens today. Better to do it now when it's 97 degrees than waiting for the weekend when it will be 101.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 06:39 AM (mht8P)

778 Watching an episode of RiffTrax on Pluto TV and a commercial comes on for tampons starring Amy Schumer.
She plays her usual wide eyed, brain dead character and evidently at age 39 (I looked it up) did not know about tampons or that there are different sizes for different "times". I guess regular TV ain't paying the bills no more.
Posted by: Bruce

Soooo, Christmas, Easter and New Year's tampons ?

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2020 06:40 AM (arJlL)

779 mmmm, right after i reestablish old nic ...


"775 According to the news this am, the city of Seattle is now in a deep state of grief for an idiot who dances on the interstate, and got hit by a car. The newest hero for the lefts hall of fame.

Posted by: Colin at July 09, 2020 06:37 AM (ySdKX) "



Or so they would have us believe, probably a brazen lie like everything else.

Poster child for "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 09, 2020 06:40 AM (0IMgo)

780
"idiot who dances on the interstate, and got hit by a car.Posted by: Colin"

I'd be all in on a new Patriot Sport ,, legalized Auto protester bowling...

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 06:41 AM (pyQkH)

781 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 06:45 AM (3D/fK)

782 775 The newest hero for the lefts hall of fame.
Posted by: Colin at July 09, 2020 06:37 AM (ySdKX)

A half-pink haired, half-bald white genderless thing that protested for BLM.

Perfect

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 06:46 AM (4Lxer)

783 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2020 06:49 AM (arJlL)

784 Soooo, Christmas, Easter and New Year's tampons ?
Posted by: JT

I saw Heavy Flow open for Leaky Labia at the Forum in 1996.

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2020 06:49 AM (4Lxer)

785 So I was listening to the follow up callers on radio after the CDC news brief about opening up schools.

Some folk just need to go ahead and dig a hole in the ground, climb in and pull the dirt back into it after themselves.

It's the only way they will truly be safe from everything that frightens them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 06:50 AM (3D/fK)

786 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 09, 2020 06:51 AM (eMtQa)

787 Some folk just need to go ahead and dig a hole in the ground, climb in and pull the dirt back into it after themselves.

It's the only way they will truly be safe from everything that frightens them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Soooo, dirt protects you from the Kovid!! Get your dirt masks at the ready..and deploy!

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

788
The rescues we're fostering are doing fine. Musya is the oldest at 10 and a half but she's a little firecracker. Beast at 8 and a half is the most fragile so he's getting special attention.

Doppel is a 3 year old and the worst off mentally but he's starting to come around, looks happy to see me when I come in and lets me scratch his neck. Blaze and Rocket, his yearling sons, are the best off physically and now come up to the gate for attention.

They're all good dogs who just need to get accustomed to good treatment and our routines.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2020 06:52 AM (mht8P)

789 VIC

Internalized Racial Superiority
defined by

perfectionism
individualism
imposition
arrogance
paternalismsilence
comfort
objectivity

Many of these very traits are required and reinforced in some job settings. Program Management is one. Sales engineering is another. Both of these require you to have both arrogance (that you understand the project better than most) and the objectivity to assemble the right products and teams.

Perfectionism and individualism tend to go together and are most useful when flying multi-million aircraft loaded with paying passengers or a load of bombs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v)

790 9 children under the age of 18 have been shot dead in Chicago since June 20

https://bit.ly/2DgKDAv

Where are all the companies making statements about these senseless, horrific deaths like they made about "George Floyd, Breonna Taylor and Ahmaud Arbery", who were in every statement of support made for "Black Lives Matter"? What happened to "say their names", etc.?

Funny how no one has said a damn thing about these Black lives ended senselessly and way too soon.

"Black Lives Matter" rings hollow when these Black lives are ignored.

These articles should be sent to every single company and sports league and "celebrity" and athlete who made statements in support of "Black Lives Matter" and ask them why they have made none about these children.

Just like the #MeToo movement was exposed for hypocrisy when they refused to condemn Joe Biden, it is far past time to expose "Black Lives Matter" for their refusal to care about any Black lives other than those they use for political purposes.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 09, 2020 06:57 AM (Do5/p)

791 The idea that tje death of one spurs retribution against many is pure Nazi. Kristallnacht was such an event.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 06:59 AM (ONvIw)

792 Just like the #MeToo movement was exposed for hypocrisy when they refused to condemn Joe Biden, it is far past time to expose "Black Lives Matter" for their refusal to care about any Black lives other than those they use for political purposes.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Welll, if you give us some more money we just might be able to work them into our itinerary. Maybe a ribbon to wear. That you have to but, from us.

...Black Olives Matter...

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

793 That you have to but, from us.

That you have to Buy, from us

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 07:01 AM (vd8XM)

794 BlackLiveMatter has always been a scam organization, built upon lies and a desire to destroy the traditional black nuclear family.

One can certainly feel sadness for the unnecessary loss of any life, including black lives, while at the same time rejecting the tenants of BlackLivesMatter.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:02 AM (3D/fK)

795 The B52s had some space theme albums
Bouncing off satellites
Cosmic Thing
Wild Planet
Some great songs on those albums...classics. One with planet in the name: 53 miles west of Venus

Posted by: MikeM at July 09, 2020 07:02 AM (vBsCH)

796 Pure White Lady A suing original Black Lady A saying they own the name!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

797 Bloomberg News: Trump's Tulsa rally likely caused the latest spike in COVID-19 cases.


Of course I'd expect Bloomberg to report it that way. Any proof, of course not.

Posted by: Colin at July 09, 2020 07:04 AM (ySdKX)

798
""Black Lives Matter" rings hollow"

They need a more appropriate name Clyde,,,

like Black hoodies killed resisting Arrest by Crackers

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 07:04 AM (pyQkH)

799 "Bloomberg News: Trump's Tulsa rally likely caused the latest spike in COVID-19 cases. "


I thought that the Tulsa rally was poorly attended.

Must have been a super infectious strain.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:08 AM (3D/fK)

800 Morning all

Any Jew who votes democratically might as well just walk into the ovens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:08 AM (tsZQ+)

801 "Bloomberg News: Trump's Tulsa rally likely caused the latest spike in COVID-19 cases. "


I thought that the Tulsa rally was poorly attended.

Must have been a super infectious strain.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:08 AM (3D/fK)

Yup, the balls on the left...they can't have it both ways

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:08 AM (tsZQ+)

802 Still no luck on finding the shooter in that New York drive-by that was captured on video, in broad daylight?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:09 AM (3D/fK)

803 Still no luck on finding the shooter in that New York drive-by that was captured on video, in broad daylight?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:09 AM (3D/fK)

Well to be honest I am not really looking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:10 AM (tsZQ+)

804 Any Jew who votes democratically might as well just walk into the ovens
Posted by: Nevergiveup
It is a real head scratcher.

Posted by: MikeM at July 09, 2020 07:10 AM (vBsCH)

805 Well to be honest I am not really looking
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Don't worry, I'm on it.

...OJ...

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 07:11 AM (vd8XM)

806 That advertisement for those womens' exercise belts makes me think of Disney World's Carousel of Progress. The teen girl in the turn of the century pod is using one. Those things always made me laugh. What good does it do to giggle your hiney around on a belted machine? If only that worked.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 07:11 AM (O+I8R)

807 "Yup, the balls on the left...they can't have it both ways"

Sure they can.

After all, this is the political party that believes you can be born with a penis, and still be female.


Because.....science.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:11 AM (3D/fK)

808 Still no luck on finding the shooter in that New York drive-by that was captured on video, in broad daylight?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:09 AM (3D/fK)


They were all wearing masks!

Posted by: Colin at July 09, 2020 07:11 AM (ySdKX)

809 >>804 Any Jew who votes democratically might as well just walk into the ovens Posted by: Nevergiveup

Night in the box.

Posted by: Zod at July 09, 2020 07:11 AM (XzT/D)

810 "Well to be honest I am not really looking"


Same here..

Posted by: NYPD at July 09, 2020 07:12 AM (3D/fK)

811 Had great expectation that the heat would kill it.
This is truly a piece of work. My secret worry is that, containing RNA, it's a time bomb and will recreate into a new and different virus.

A metamorphosis.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2020 07:14 AM (m+yM6)

812 Bloomberg News: Trump's Tulsa rally likely caused the latest spike in COVID-19 cases.

--

Any "news" by Bloomberg that the BLM/pantifa riots in blue city after blue city caused any spike in WuFlu? No? Huh, that's really weird!

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 07:14 AM (O+I8R)

813 Via Dana Loesch:

Former presidential candidate at_BetoORourke says that the rise in gun violence in America's cities is the fault of the "death cult mentality" of Republicans.

That's rich. A Democrat --- the party of abortion and euthanasia and cities full of murder and death --- is talking about a "death cult mentality".

He is either an absolute idiot or this is a huge bit of projection.

https://bit.ly/3ek7MPC

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 09, 2020 07:14 AM (Do5/p)

814
CNBC signed Sheppie Smith?

Wouldn't ride the plummeting MSNBC elevator all the way to the bottom, Sheppie?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 07:15 AM (pNxlR)

815 "Had great expectation that the heat would kill it.
This is truly a piece of work. My secret worry is that, containing RNA, it's a time bomb and will recreate into a new and different virus.

A metamorphosis."

We still talking about the Democratic Party?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:15 AM (3D/fK)

816 Fucking Breitbart is headlining an AP article:

"President Donald Trump is accelerating his use of racially divisive rhetoric and he's seizing on America's racial tensions as a reelection weapon"

What the hell is wrong with them?

Posted by: f'd at July 09, 2020 07:15 AM (F5mKH)

817
"President Donald Trump is accelerating his use of racially divisive rhetoric and he's seizing on America's racial tensions as a reelection weapon"


Orangemanbad, we are only speaking Truth to the Power!!!

....Black Limabeans Matter...

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 07:17 AM (vd8XM)

818 Logprof, check out Moon Mission by Jason Harrod and one by No More King's, I think it's called Tracy's Name. Both are pretty cool.

Posted by: Newb at July 09, 2020 07:17 AM (gLj8z)

819
806 That advertisement for those womens' exercise belts makes me think of Disney World's Carousel of Progress. The teen girl in the turn of the century pod is using one. Those things always made me laugh. What good does it do to giggle your hiney around on a belted machine? If only that worked.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Those machines were an unfortunate detour on the long road to invent the Shake Weight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 07:18 AM (pNxlR)

820
"What the hell is wrong with them?

Posted by: f'd "

Maybe soro's owns them??? or Chicoms

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 07:19 AM (pyQkH)

821 So Vindmann is retiring. What about his twin brother?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:19 AM (3D/fK)

822 Fucking Breitbart is headlining an AP article:

"President Donald Trump is accelerating his use of racially divisive rhetoric and he's seizing on America's racial tensions as a reelection weapon"

What the hell is wrong with them?
Posted by: f'd at July 09, 2020 07:15 AM (F5mKH)

yeah sometimes they confuse me also. But sometimes I think they run outrageuos headlines to point out the absurdity of the msm?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:19 AM (tsZQ+)

823 They ran this with no rebuttal?

"Though Trump has long aired racially divisive language and grievances, his willingness to do so from behind the presidential seal and on his Twitter account has reached a breakneck pace."

Now Breitbart please tell us what Rob Reiner and Alyssa Milano think about this.

Sorry Andrew. I wish there was a way your name could be removed from this pile of shit.

Posted by: f'd at July 09, 2020 07:20 AM (F5mKH)

824 Amazon sells:
Vibration Plate Exercise Machine - Whole Body Workout Vibration Fitness Platform w/Loop Bands..

That will work for sure at 200 dollars

Posted by: Colin at July 09, 2020 07:21 AM (ySdKX)

825

"....Black Limabeans Matter...

Posted by: Bruce"

Another ol time favorite,,,, Black Leeches Matter...

Posted by: beanervt at July 09, 2020 07:21 AM (pyQkH)

826 Another ol time favorite,,,, Black Leeches Matter...
Posted by: beanervt

Perfect!

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 07:22 AM (vd8XM)

827 >>BlackLiveMatter has always been a scam organization, built upon lies and a desire to destroy the traditional black nuclear family.

BLM is the spiritual descendant of the 60s/70s radical communist/anarchist groups like the Weather Underground. The chief fundraiser for BLM is Susan Rosenberg, a former violent radical from that period who was pardoned from prison by Bill Clinton on his last day in office along with other radicals from FLAN and other terrorists.

They don't give a shit about black lives. They care about overthrowing the government and installing communism.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 07:22 AM (ZLI7S)

828
802 Still no luck on finding the shooter in that New York drive-by that was captured on video, in broad daylight?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:09 AM (3D/fK)


There's talk of the searchers teaming up with OJ Simpson in order to be able to get his tips about conducting extended perp searches on golf courses. Yeah, they're getting serious, now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 07:23 AM (pNxlR)

829 Amazon sells:
Vibration Plate Exercise Machine - Whole Body Workout Vibration Fitness Platform w/Loop Bands..

That will work for sure at 200 dollars

Posted by: Colin

Combine them with the pills that Rodney and Holly Peete hawk on TV. You'll be skinny as a rail in no time

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM)

830 816

Fucking Breitbart is headlining an AP article:

"President Donald Trump is accelerating his use of racially divisive rhetoric and he's seizing on America's racial tensions as a reelection weapon"

What the hell is wrong with them?

Posted by: f'd at July 09, 2020 07:15 AM

So I went to Breitbart to find this article --- didn't see it --- and came across this:

Barr: There 'Is a Widespread Phenomenon' of African Americans Being Treated with 'Extra Suspicion' by Police

https://bit.ly/3gIf8hq

Well, duh. When the majority of crime in this country is committed by Black Americans, when Black entertainment culture is all about celebrating violence and murder and hating and killing police, you're going to start treating them with 'extra suspicion'.

How do you solve that? Fix the problem in the Black community of them committing most of the crime in the country.

Maybe Barr should go spend a week of ride-alongs with police in inner cities to open his eyes to the reality of the situation.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 09, 2020 07:25 AM (Do5/p)

831
TED stands for Tedious Expository Dullards.

Fans of those talks are the same crowd that rocks to "Doctor" Neal DeGasbag Tyson Chicken Tenders' pathetic bleatings concerning "SCIENCE!"

You have been warned.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 07:26 AM (pNxlR)

832 800 Morning all

Any Jew who votes democratically might as well just walk into the ovens
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:08 AM (tsZQ+)

Instead of worrying about the attacks on Los Angeles synagogues and the violence of the left, most Jews support BLM and the dems. I don't think it's a "eat us last" thing either, I left my former synagogue because of it's wokeness and the frequency of the "white supremacy" sermons. These people think they are a part of a big solution and that they will "repair the world" through socialism.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2020 07:28 AM (ONvIw)

833 'So I went to Breitbart to find this article --- didn't see it



The BB AP article:

https://tinyurl.com/yd3xl5xmq

Posted by: f'd at July 09, 2020 07:28 AM (F5mKH)

834 How do you solve that? Fix the problem in the Black community of them committing most of the crime in the country.

Maybe Barr should go spend a week of ride-alongs with police in inner cities to open his eyes to the reality of the situation.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

I don't think most people realize that the cops that work these areas know what to look for and who is about to start some shit.

They thought Will Smith shooting the little white girl in Men in Black was a hoot.
That's the kind of crap cops look for.

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 07:29 AM (vd8XM)

835 So I heard a caller yesterday explaining that the people who believe in science vote democrat, and don't want schools to open yet.

And that people who don't believe in science vote for Trump. and want schools open, so that all our old people will die.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:30 AM (3D/fK)

836 Interesting. I would not have guessed Michael Rapaport as a voice of reason.

Actor Michael Rapaport called out virtue signaling social media users who posted black squares to their accounts on "Blackout Tuesday" last month to show support for the Black Lives Matters movement in the wake of the death of George Floyd, but are now silent about the six black children that were violently killed across the country over the Independence Day weekend.

Breitbart: https://bit.ly/3iMAEDu

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 09, 2020 07:30 AM (Do5/p)

837
821 So Vindmann is retiring. What about his twin brother?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:19 AM (3D/fK)


Dunno. But an upcoming announcement about Ukrainian Pastry Carts opening a franchising scheme under the auspices of those two would not be much of a surprise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 07:31 AM (pNxlR)

838 That dick duckworth is still putttin a hold on all Promotions

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 09, 2020 07:32 AM (tsZQ+)

839 There's no money to be made in addressing black crime, only in blaming it on someone else.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:32 AM (oVJmc)

840 About 20 years ago, our niece and her boyfriend and his buddy were pulled over in Chicago for driving while white.
Why?? she ask me after spending a night in jail...You idiot, you guys are looking for drugs (don't lie to me, that's the only reason to be in that area) and the cops knew what you were up to.

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 07:32 AM (vd8XM)

841 Are they going to put up a statue of Summer in Portland?

Posted by: f'd at July 09, 2020 07:33 AM (F5mKH)

842
Michael Rapaport as a voice of reason.


He's not. He merely was in a brief lacuna of lucidity in the midst of that maelstrom of madness that constitutes his mind.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 07:33 AM (pNxlR)

843 "That dick duckworth is still putttin a hold on all Promotions"

She doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:33 AM (3D/fK)

844 There's no money to be made in addressing black crime, only in blaming it on someone else.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

I like that take on it.

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2020 07:34 AM (vd8XM)

845 Are they going to put up a statue of Summer in Portland?


They should suspend it upside down, fifteen feet in the air.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:34 AM (oVJmc)

846
841 Are they going to put up a statue of Summer in Portland?
Posted by: f'd at July 09, 2020 07:33 AM (F5mKH)


Will it portray her in mid flight? 'Cause that'd be hilarious.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 07:35 AM (pNxlR)

847 They need a Hayes Commission on the music and music video world.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2020 07:35 AM (m+yM6)

848 835

So I heard a caller yesterday explaining that the people who believe in science vote democrat, and don't want schools to open yet.

And that people who don't believe in science vote for Trump. and want schools open, so that all our old people will die.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:30 AM

I read yesterday that, per Dr. Atlas, the infection fatality rate for COVID-19 for people under 70 years old is 0.04 percent. Equal to or less than seasonal flu.

So, by the science and rationale of the Left, I guess we stay home and cancel school and sports during flu season every year as well? That is OCT-MAR, so I guess either all sports leagues and school years occur from APR-SEPT or we just never have school or sports again.

Because, science.

FoxNews: https://fxn.ws/2Zcpsbl

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 09, 2020 07:35 AM (Do5/p)

849 Interesting. I would not have guessed Michael Rapaport as a voice of reason.

Actor Michael Rapaport called out virtue signaling social media users who posted black squares to their accounts on "Blackout Tuesday" last month to show support for the Black Lives Matters movement in the wake of the death of George Floyd, but are now silent about the six black children that were violently killed across the country over the Independence Day weekend.

Breitbart: https://bit.ly/3iMAEDu
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 09, 2020


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He's one of those actors who look and sound "real" -- in everyday life you'd never peg them as actors, but when you want a "real" character, you get one of them.

Ron Leibman is another. He'd never play Hamlet -- but if you want somebody you'd never catch "acting," Leibman is the man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2020 07:37 AM (rpbg1)

850
So I heard a caller yesterday explaining that the people who believe in science vote democrat, and don't want schools to open yet.

And that people who don't believe in science vote for Trump. and want schools open, so that all our old people will die.



'Believe in science' rather than 'understand science' indicates this person is a blind follower.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:37 AM (oVJmc)

851 Excusez-moist. Ron Leibman died a few years ago, so you can't call on him now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2020 07:37 AM (rpbg1)

852 So I heard a caller yesterday explaining that the people who believe in science vote democrat, and don't want schools to open yet.

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Laughably, and predictably, they've really glommed onto the "believe in science" superiority argument. To be applied selectively of course. Y chromosomes, X chromosomes...how do they work again?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 07:38 AM (O+I8R)

853 >>There's no money to be made in addressing black crime, only in blaming it on someone else.

Ever since The Great Society Democrats message to black has been "Stick with us and we will take care of you".

They aren't about to admit that all of their efforts have created a living hell for blacks so they pretend it's not an issue and slime anyone who tries to point out there is a real and growing problem in the black community.

The breakdown of the black family and the black community can be laid at the feet of the Democrat party.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2020 07:38 AM (ZLI7S)

854 Here we go again. A hospital in Houston claims it is running out of ventilators for all of the new covid cases.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2020 07:38 AM (JUOKG)

855 All Problems Fixed

New York City will start painting Black Lives Matter on Fifth Avenue directly in front of Trump Tower today.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

856
believe in science


It's "believe in Scientism" and its representative here on Earth, the venerable doctor Neil deGasbag Tyson Chicken Tenders.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 07:39 AM (pNxlR)

857 Biden and Sanders released their DNC platform recommendations: "The plan bans for-profit private charter schools, opposes private school vouchers and any policies that would take taxpayer-funded resources away from the public school system."

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

858 New York City will start painting Black Lives Matter on Fifth Avenue directly in front of Trump Tower today.

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That's the exact kind of childish stunt I've come to expect from the left. Wow, that will really show him! Show him what, I don't know...but it will show him!

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020 07:40 AM (O+I8R)

859 All Problems Fixed

New York City will start painting Black Lives Matter on Fifth Avenue directly in front of Trump Tower today.




Because Trump's Fault.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

860 Short interview with Dr. Atlas

http://tinyurl.com/yc9z7uum
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yc9z7uum

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2020 07:44 AM (m+yM6)

861 854 Here we go again. A hospital in Houston claims it is running out of ventilators for all of the new covid cases.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2020 07:38 AM (JUOKG)

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Is there only one hospital in Houston?

Posted by: MAGA at July 09, 2020 07:44 AM (k6iZy)

862 "New York City will start painting Black Lives Matter on Fifth Avenue directly in front of Trump Tower today. "

Can't argue with that logic.

Nope.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:44 AM (3D/fK)

863 Here we go again. A hospital in Houston claims it is running out of ventilators for all of the new covid cases.


Interesting they make a claim in the press rather than just try to acquire them from other places.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:46 AM (oVJmc)

864 "All Problems Fixed



New York City will start painting Black Lives Matter on Fifth Avenue directly in front of Trump Tower today."


The painting crew better have security or they will probbaly be mugged. Unless they are BLM members of course , in which case they mug the bystanders.

Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2020 07:46 AM (MxEKc)

865 I've been to Live Oak .

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 09, 2020 07:46 AM (Jj+59)

866 Here we go again. A hospital in Houston claims it is running out of ventilators for all of the new covid cases.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2020 07:38 AM (JUOKG)



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Is there only one hospital in Houston?


Posted by: MAGA at July 09, 2020 07:44 AM

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That is what the TV news report wants you to think.


They are desperately trying to keep this charade up as long as they can.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2020 07:46 AM (JUOKG)

867 Texas still has almost 13,00 beds, and over 5,200 ventilators available for use. As of yesterday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:48 AM (3D/fK)

868
Carousel of Progress


Carousel? Surely you jest!

PROGRESS is a powerful steam locomotive packed full of Marxist ideology and thundering down a track to which you are tied, hater!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2020 07:49 AM (pNxlR)

869 Texas still has almost 13,00 beds, and over 5,200 ventilators available for use. As of yesterday.



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:48 AM

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And per capita we have one of the lowest death rates form the virus in the Country.

But everyone here needs to PANIC apparently.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2020 07:50 AM (JUOKG)

870 Le NOOD.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:51 AM (3D/fK)

871 That advertisement for those womens' exercise belts makes me think of Disney World's Carousel of Progress. The teen girl in the turn of the century pod is using one. Those things always made me laugh. What good does it do to giggle your hiney around on a belted machine? If only that worked.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2020


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In the days before half or more Americans had morphed into Wide Loads, I'd guess, the belt at least brought some blood flow to those regions, and made the user feel better and imagine that she was doing *something* for her health. Now it would take two hours of jiggling to get through the fat on some of our fellow 'Muricans.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2020 07:54 AM (rpbg1)

872 LOL. They are already setting up conditions for biden to debate Trump. They are leading with biden will not debate Trump unless he releases his tax returns.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2020 07:54 AM (JUOKG)

873 "New York City will start painting Black Lives Matter on Fifth Avenue directly in front of Trump Tower today. "

Can't argue with that logic.

Nope.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 09, 2020 07:44 AM (3D/fK)


There are probably some Federal DOT funds that can be pulled from New York state due to non standard pavement markings and/or diverting funds to political causes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 09, 2020 07:55 AM (1g7ch)

874 859

All Problems Fixed

New York City will start painting Black Lives Matter on Fifth Avenue directly in front of Trump Tower today.

Because Trump's Fault.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2020 07:43 AM

Under Trump Administration:

--- Record high Black and "people of color" employment
--- Prison reform

Yeah, I can see how the Marxists of "Black Lives Matter" and their ignorant supporters consider those bad things that can be fixed with... paint and murals.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 09, 2020 08:33 AM (Do5/p)

875 866

Here we go again. A hospital in Houston claims it is running out of ventilators for all of the new covid cases.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2020 07:38 AM

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Is there only one hospital in Houston?

Posted by: MAGA at July 09, 2020 07:44 AM

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That is what the TV news report wants you to think.

They are desperately trying to keep this charade up as long as they can.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2020 07:46 AM

I thought it was established a while ago that ventilators were not good for COVID-19 patients, since this is not a respiratory disease? And that ventilators just make things worse?

So why are hospitals still using ventilators on COVID-19 patients?

Trying to jack up the death rate?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 09, 2020 08:38 AM (Do5/p)

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