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"Mayor Jenny" of Seattle: The New Bandit Kindom In the Heart of Our City is Like a "Block Party"
Police: "Robberies and Rapes" Are Taking Place in the Bandit Kingdom and We Can't Stop Them

As eattle becomes the nation's biggest, and only, center for the creation of FUCKING WARLORDS, "Major Jenny" says everything's great, and it's all like "a block party."

It's 68 all over again. But mostly the part of 68 that featured people being kicked to death by Hell's Angels.

Antifa Propaganda Officer Fredo "Milkybottom" Cuomo is similarly thrilled:

As Mayor Jenny literally praises terrorists for their idealism and industry, Seattle's police chief notes that "robberies and rapes" (of course, leftist men are present) are occurring in the Free Utopia of CHAZ and the police can't stop them, as they're not allowed in to this new, free-raping country.

Mayor Jenny says a lot of things.

Antifa is mostly white. Many of them are men, or "men." Does she mean antifa?

No, of course she doesn't.

As many of suggested: Then go live amongst your people, Mayor Jenny.

But don't bring your security detail -- cops are not allowed.

Police Chief Carmen Bass now discloses that although her men fought to protect the 13th precinct from barbarians, she was ordered to abandoned it by... someone higher up the chain of command.

Who? Who knows. Could be anyone. Any one of many different single persons named Mayor Jenny.

But then -- don't trust her. She's a White Supremacist.

\

And you're not going to believe this, but smelly, stinky, borderline-retarded, unmedicated schizophrenic anarchist hippie dregs are finding it hard to live with each other.


The breakaway nation of CHAZ... has its own breakaway province that wants to declare independence from CHAZ.

"Fucking splitters!," commented a representative from the Judea People's Front.

Below is Tucker Carlson's opening monologue from last night, which is worth a watch.

He praises CHAZ.

Well, what he praises the CHAZzers for is... amusing.

I don't want to tell you the points he's making, because it's better watched then read. But if you don't want to watch, I'll sum up briefly after the video.

So, if you don't want to watch/can't watch, here's a summary of his coverage:

He praises CHAZ for its strong sense of nationalism and "CHAZ First" policies, including:

1, erecting a border wall,

2, creating specific checkpoints by which would-be immigrants must pass, if at all,

and 3, appointing a vigilante version of ICE to literally demand to see would-be immigrants' papers and violently ejecting those that the Grand Duchy of CHAZ finds objectionable.

He also praises them for having created a country the old fashioned way, by seizing land belonging to others, attacking those others, and planting a flag. "Just like the conquistadors," he enthuses.

Posted by: Ace at 01:03 PM




Comments

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1 She's just Jenny from the seven blocks.

Posted by: csmats at June 12, 2020 01:03 PM (X5VFN)

2 Isn't a "Jenny" is a female jackass?

Posted by: Nonapod at June 12, 2020 01:03 PM (CLP9I)

3 Trump cannot send in feds while the mayor is pretending it's all good
I've been trolling her to go to Wokeanda herself to prove it...

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 01:05 PM (WwTwF)

4 I can't wait to visit Seattle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

5 Good lord, that smug expression on her face in the top still. I want to smack it off.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 01:05 PM (Ez6QX)

6 'The Nation' says "property is violence" so it's OK to destroy it.

"Property is itself a violent thing. It is created through a combination of state-sponsored expropriation and exploitation and it is defended by various forms of state-sanctioned violence."

https://t.co/ZJZwQVpP6V?amp=1

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 12, 2020 01:05 PM (N30JC)

7 >>>4 I can't wait to visit Seattle.

Better hurry.

Posted by: The Grim Inevitablity of Social Devolution and Civilizational Death at June 12, 2020 01:06 PM (PbpT7)

8
Mayor Jenny Durkan

@MayorJenny
I want to acknowledge that much of the violence and destruction, both here in Seattle and across the country, has been instigated and perpetuated by white men.

284K
7:59 PM - May 31, 2020

===========

She's not the smartest of people, is she?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

9 Um, I meant that Seattle would inevitably die, not The James Madison.

My phrasing was weak.

Posted by: The Grim Inevitablity of Decay and Death at June 12, 2020 01:06 PM (PbpT7)

10 I thought block parties were outlawed by the CDC.


And isn't the rest of Washington shut down by Inslee?

What about the "super-spreaders" ?

Sick of all of this shit. Colonel Kurtz had it right.

Posted by: Soros' Open Borders Society : 501(c)(4) at June 12, 2020 01:06 PM (1vWDB)

11 Godalmighty, that fucking Jenny pig. I wish her a painful death. Sorry not sorry

Posted by: JEM at June 12, 2020 01:07 PM (8erNz)

12 Are there any more blocks up for the new "Autonomous Zone" treatment ?

Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at June 12, 2020 01:07 PM (oTIO6)

13 An autonomous zone within an autonomous zone. I find that oddly amusing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 01:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

14 /sock

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 01:07 PM (1vWDB)

15 Splitters!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 12, 2020 01:07 PM (L106N)

16 Good lord, that smug expression on her face in the top still. I want to smack it off.


She looks stoned...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 12, 2020 01:07 PM (ZSK0i)

17 Rape? Dial 911. Oh, wait...

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

18 Shit, I got to instigate and perpetuate. This being white is way too much work.

Posted by: Shep! at June 12, 2020 01:08 PM (1ISKN)

19 And isn't the rest of Washington shut down by Inslee?

Posted by: Soros' Open Borders Society : 501(c)(4) at June 12, 2020 01:06 PM (1vWDB)

Yes. And I had to start wearing a mask at work this week.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 01:08 PM (Ez6QX)

20 I'm pretty sure they lie about everything. Well wait, not everything... oh hang on yes, definitely everything.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:08 PM (iUIKZ)

21 I remember getting into a Twitter argument (my only, by the way) with some dumbass in San Francisco before the 2016 election.

He went on to say that cities were allowed to not follow federal law (in reference to sanctuary cities) and the analogy to the Confederacy was wrong.

I laughed so hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

22 Conquistador?

Queue: Procol Harem

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y88jaa88

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 01:08 PM (WEBkv)

23 An autonomous zone within an autonomous zone. I find that oddly amusing.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 01:07 PM (Uu+Jp)


Nature abhors an autonomous zone.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 01:08 PM (t+qrx)

24 Half the country is too stupid to see the rich irony in all of this.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 01:08 PM (8B6Ng)

25 The world has gone mad.

Posted by: Caliban at June 12, 2020 01:08 PM (QE8X6)

26 It's a block party for all the people that don't get invited to parties.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (1ISKN)

27 I thought Chaz was a botched tranny.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

28 My people are looking for a nose hospitable environment, so we'd be interested in one of those Autonomous Zones

Posted by: Yasser Arafat at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (oTIO6)

29 The Seattle tv station that produced the "Seattle is Dying" documentary didn't know the half of it.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (m/Gc2)

30 The Pacific Northwest will be a nice place to visit after Seattle burns to the ground.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (kA3Cp)

31 Apparently A Clockwork Orange was a DIY manual. Who would have known?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (/uaBM)

32 Does anyone need any more evidence that this is an "Op" being carried out by Mayor Jenny herself, and her political allies?

SHE is the one who ordered the Police to leave Precinct 3.
SHE is the one who invited them to occupy City Hall.
SHE is the one who made sure Water and other utilities are still on, even if no one is paying the bills.
SHE is the one who is going to guarantee that as much food as they want will be sent him.

This is her team, this is her op. She IS Antifa.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)

33 I think Tucker reached crossroads this week. And hopefully he struck a good deal for his future employment.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (1vWDB)

34
NY Slimes - The entire area was now a homeland for racial justice - and, depending on the protester one talked to, perhaps something more.


What
has emerged is an experiment in life without the police - part street
festival, part commune. Hundreds have gathered to hear speeches, poetry
and music. On Tuesday night, dozens of people sat in the middle of an
intersection to watch "13th," the Ava DuVernay film about the criminal
justice system's effect on African Americans. On Wednesday, children
made chalk drawings in the street.






It's utopia comrades. Utopia

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:10 PM (RGKcF)

35 Most-popular name of CHAZ-conceived babies: CHAZ

Second place: J'amail Linoleum Velveeta.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:10 PM (XzT/D)

36 31 Apparently A Clockwork Orange was a DIY manual. Who would have known?
Posted by: Ruthless at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (/uaBM)

========

To be fair, they've only seen the picture of Alex and his Droogies in the milk bar without actually seeing the movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

37 But Jenny's soooooo woke.

That's what you need to run a city effectively.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

38 watching tye police chief vudeo - so White Mayor Karen forced Black Female police chief to abandon her post.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 01:10 PM (WwTwF)

39 Seattlol.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 01:10 PM (Qf83p)

40 Durkan is showing Fredo her bukake-face.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:10 PM (XzT/D)

41 They are on social media constantly begging for necessities like cigarettes. One person apparently tried to create their own autonomous zone within Soymalia and was suppressed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

42 32 Does anyone need any more evidence that this is an "Op" being carried out by Mayor Jenny herself, and her political allies?

SHE is the one who ordered the Police to leave Precinct 3.
SHE is the one who invited them to occupy City Hall.
SHE is the one who made sure Water and other utilities are still on, even if no one is paying the bills.
SHE is the one who is going to guarantee that as much food as they want will be sent him.

This is her team, this is her op. She IS Antifa.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

You could say that this is an op by the people of Seattle since they won't punish her by removing her from office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

43 Hey, the mayor has already announced that this is just like the Summer of Love, so they CHAZites are free to stay until the rains start again in October.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 12, 2020 01:11 PM (I2/tG)

44 We apologize for the people who have set up the new autonomous zone inside the autonomous zone. Those responsible have been sacked.

Posted by: A Moose Once Bit My Sister at June 12, 2020 01:11 PM (iUIKZ)

45 Mayor Jenny.


Isn't that just ever so twee.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 01:11 PM (Qf83p)

46

What

has emerged is an experiment in life without the police - part street

festival, part commune. Hundreds have gathered to hear speeches, poetry

and music. On Tuesday night, dozens of people sat in the middle of an

intersection to watch "13th," the Ava DuVernay film about the criminal

justice system's effect on African Americans. On Wednesday, children

made chalk drawings in the street.



It's a daycare center.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 01:11 PM (oVJmc)

47 I saw an alternative name for "CHAZ" that I liked, "Soymalia". So that's what I'm calling it now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 12, 2020 01:11 PM (SchxB)

48 I told you three days ago this was going to turn into a music/performing arts summer festival.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2020 01:11 PM (W2Pud)

49


Alex DeLarge: Sounds like a good place for my droogs and I to engage in some ultra violence and watch the old red vino flow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:11 PM (RGKcF)

50 D-Day was just a day at the beach with some rock climbing thrown in!

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (nFRLh)

51 Move that we now refer to 'CHAZ' as 'Derkastan'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (ifmtJ)

52 If you're going to Seattle
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

53 I assume that every registered sex offender in Washington is headed for CHAZ. This would be just like Occupy, where several people arrested for sexual assault were registered sex offenders.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (I2/tG)

54 I told you three days ago this was going to turn into a music/performing arts summer festival.

Posted by: nurse ratched

--

Woodstock, plus rapes and beatings.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (kA3Cp)

55 49


Alex DeLarge: Sounds like a good place for my droogs and I to engage in some ultra violence and watch the old red vino flow
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:11 PM (RGKcF)

=========

Make sure to bring Ludwig Von.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

56 CHAZ already has separatists trying to secede? That's too funny. And also must be a record, since it has only existed for a couple of days.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (k4dH2)

57
Does anyone need any more evidence that this is an "Op" being carried out by Mayor Jenny herself, and her political allies?





This is nothing more than we hate you OrangeManBad

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (RGKcF)

58 SHE is the one who is going to guarantee that as much food as they want will be sent him.
........

Go long on soy products.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

59 Chazerbaijan had a literal dumpster fire and the SFD went and put it out. My question is, why?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (FtO5h)

60 I read one poster saying that some armed people should create a DMZ around CHAZ. How many minutes before the donkey mayor and donkey governor order in the police and NG to stop that?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (pw+jk)

61 This is her team, this is her op. She IS Antifa.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)

I really hope Mayor Jenny faces charges for this

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (WwTwF)

62 Someone should airdrop leaflets with the "Tree of Liberty" quote on it.


Get the Chazzian Civil War kicked off in a hurry.


#boogaloo2

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (1vWDB)

63 The Mayor is an imbecile. The Chief seems to be normal American.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (o2MD2)

64 Fortunately, this will not end well for the insurrectionists methinks. The vast majority of Americans are disgusted by this crap. No real problems where I live, but I have started actively carrying, just to be prepared as an old Life Boy Scout.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (/uaBM)

65 You know what happened at the end of the '67 Summer of Love?

Richard Nixon won the Republican nomination defeating among others George Romney and then went on to crush Hubert Humphrey.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)

66 I was wondering - and I guess it's somewhat answered here - can you just walk away?
It's looking like freaking East Berlin is going up. Luckily they don't have the skills or resources to erect machine gun towers or walls with concertina wire lining the tops. At least not until the supply trucks from Amazon and Whole Foods start showing up.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (8B6Ng)

67 >>>47 I saw an alternative name for "CHAZ" that I liked, "Soymalia". So that's what I'm calling it now.

Just Some Guy calls it "Wokanda."

Well, I think he calls the entire Woke Nation Wokanda.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (PbpT7)

68 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (ifmtJ)

Udopia.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (yrptw)

69 Go long on soy products.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

Way ahead of your partner.

Posted by: Shep! at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (iUIKZ)

70 Since when is Seattle the only one? Portland still has its Antifa controlled no-go zone, with the support of its treasonous mayor and police chief. I've been waiting for federal intervention to happen there since they railroaded the Proud Boys for defending themselves there.

Posted by: jdgalt at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (3SFo/)

71 What's the over/under of CHAZ having a pig's head on a stick by tomorrow?

I'd like some of that action.

Posted by: Venus at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (iYXhj)

72 play stupid Games, Win stupid Prizes

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 01:14 PM (HyRbI)

73 I see pics where CHAZ had to call 911 to get Fire Department out.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:14 PM (JFO2v)

74 Jenny, I got your number! No wait, that's a different jenny.

Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 01:14 PM (eAZVt)

75 This is one way to stop unwanted gentrification

Posted by: Yasser Arafat at June 12, 2020 01:14 PM (oTIO6)

76 Chazbury Park

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:14 PM (FtO5h)

77 60 I read one poster saying that some armed people should create a DMZ around CHAZ. How many minutes before the donkey mayor and donkey governor order in the police and NG to stop that?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (pw+jk)

Zero point five.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 01:14 PM (Ez6QX)

78 Most-popular name of CHAZ-conceived babies: CHAZ

Second place: J'amail Linoleum Velveeta.



Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 12, 2020 01:14 PM (ZSK0i)

79 I rate this as AWESOME: Miami PD kicking some butts.
https://tinyurl.com/y7hpgvt3

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 01:14 PM (r+sAi)

80

What Chazastan needs are woke suburban wine moms. I suggest sending all of them there to show how down with the cause they are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:15 PM (RGKcF)

81 Something seems really weird, almost sacrilegious, about seeing Washington's face on the flag right next to the mayor while she lies and fails as an American leader.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 12, 2020 01:15 PM (tOHeO)

82 We should totally let women rule the world.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 01:15 PM (qAw8+)

83 Ace, I just want you to know I'm still working on my cross-stitch of your "rent their mouths for $20 a load" screed to frame and hang over my fireplace. The little path that leads up to the happy little cottage will be the tough part.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 12, 2020 01:15 PM (ZMwFa)

84 I would watch the videos, but I cannot afford the blood loss that would shoot from my eyes

Posted by: Regular joe at June 12, 2020 01:15 PM (qYOp2)

85 I was wondering - and I guess it's somewhat answered here - can you just walk away?

Posted by: clutch cargo

--

If we can wall it off, cut off food and water, and ensure nobody inside can escape.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2020 01:15 PM (kA3Cp)

86 Curiously, one of the reasons why the mayor is being a wimp is that both the mayors of Seattle and Portland are facing significant pressure to resign (a couple of Seattle city council members have already demanded the mayor's resignation).

Their sin is sending the cops in with tear gas, rather than letting their cities be Minneapolisized.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (I2/tG)

87 "The Peoples Republic of Soymolia".
Fukkin A.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (o2MD2)

88 Chazerbaijan had a literal dumpster fire and the SFD went and put it out. My question is, why?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (FtO5h)
.........

I know. The Chazians were just trying to cook dinner.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

89 "Summer of love."

Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (wiXsO)

90 59 Chazerbaijan had a literal dumpster fire and the SFD went and put it out. My question is, why?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (FtO5h)

hello 911 what is your problem

we have a fire

where

In CHAZ

open up a pack of weenies and straighten out a coat-hanger PS LOLGF

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (JFO2v)

91 8
Mayor Jenny Durkan

@MayorJenny
I want to acknowledge that much of the violence and destruction, both here in Seattle and across the country, has been instigated and perpetuated by white men.

284K
7:59 PM - May 31, 2020

===========

She's not the smartest of people, is she?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

No but she woke AF!

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

92 53 I assume that every registered sex offender in Washington is headed for CHAZ.
___________

I'm curious to know what standards they're using in determining who gets admitted to their little commie utopia.

Do they have to have some kind of Antifa or BLM creds, or is just bringing a copy of your rap sheet good enough?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (k4dH2)

93 Well, since Chaz is a Nation, we need to send an Ambassador to it.

I suggest that great statesperson, Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

94 >>What Chazastan needs are woke suburban wine moms. I suggest sending all of them there to show how down with the cause they are
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:15 PM (RGKcF)

Airborne Karentroopers.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (XzT/D)

95 Anyone ever use Venmo? Thoughts?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

96 We must, at all costs, prevent CHAZ from obtaining nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (/uaBM)

97 "The Peoples Republic of Soymolia".

Fukkin A.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (o2MD2)


That's hsyterical

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (RGKcF)

98 The directors of the firm hired to continue the original autonomous zone after the people who created the new autonomous zone had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

Posted by: Ralph the Wonder Llama at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (iUIKZ)

99 Alex DeLarge: Sounds like a good place for my droogs and I to engage in some ultra violence and watch the old red vino flow
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:11 PM (RGKcF)

Vidi well lad

Posted by: Abiss at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (Y8DtA)

100 Some town council guy in PA said some wrongthink about how he, "was tired of listening to a guy dressed like a woman."

Amidst, the apologies and virtue signaling quotes, the article states, "Dr. Lavine is a transgender person."

Well, no f'ing shit! You could of fool me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (1ISKN)

101 I understand that the federal government will be prorating grants to remove funding of the area now known as CHAZ

Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (oTIO6)

102 Mayor Jenny Durkan



@MayorJenny

I want to acknowledge that much of the violence and destruction,
both here in Seattle and across the country, has been instigated and
perpetuated by white men.




So she's blaming Antifa?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (RGKcF)

103 64 Fortunately, this will not end well for the insurrectionists methinks. The vast majority of Americans are disgusted by this crap. No real problems where I live, but I have started actively carrying, just to be prepared as an old Life Boy Scout.
Posted by: Ruthless

the VAST MAJORITY OF AMERICANS

the vast majority of Seattlites don't give a shit and support this bs.

I have tried to make a difference.
I had not one person agree with my point of view.

I am out of fucks to give. If they come for me, I will go out in a blaze of booms. Otherwise, I earn my paycheck, see what few friends I have left and enjoy the beach. It isn't heaven, but it isn't hell.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (W2Pud)

104 88 Chazerbaijan had a literal dumpster fire and the SFD went and put it out. My question is, why?
_________________

They probably did it to keep it from spreading outside CHAZ.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2020 01:18 PM (k4dH2)

105 95 Anyone ever use Venmo? Thoughts?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

I've used it several times. No problems.

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 01:18 PM (cF8AT)

106 Hmmm, need a ruling from the Horde.

Can we get it entered into the Stylebook book that the 'Hands up, don't shoot' gesture shall henceforth be named

Chaz Hands?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2020 01:18 PM (NgKpN)

107 There a rapes going on there?
Since there are mostly leftist men there, does that mean most of the men are getting raped?
/s


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2020 01:18 PM (ufFY8)

108 I am out of fucks to give. If they come for me, I will go out in a blaze of booms. Otherwise, I earn my paycheck, see what few friends I have left and enjoy the beach. It isn't heaven, but it isn't hell.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (W2Pud)

yonder lies my barren field of fucks!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:18 PM (JFO2v)

109 Anyone ever use Venmo? Thoughts?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (ExV1e)


I have used neither.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 01:18 PM (t+qrx)

110 Chad is just very happy that it no longer has the gayest country name.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (FtO5h)

111 The CHAZ area must not have generated much sales tax revenue for Seattle, back in the year 1 BC (Before CHAZ). And I bet there are not many voters with pull in the local Dem Machine in the block party zone.

Similar areas in all other Blue Cities need to take note, if they don't like block parties with no expiration date. Unfortunately, there isn't anything they can do, except abandon homes, apartments, and businesses.

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (AMIL/)

112 Putting aside Trump, have any of the GOP humps even freaking mentioned the secession of CHAZ? All I've seen is them do is join with the Left to further castrate law enforcement.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (puu6v)

113 I rate this as AWESOME: Miami PD kicking some butts.
https://tinyurl.com/y7hpgvt3
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 01:14 PM (r+sAi)
........

SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

114
Move that we now refer to 'CHAZ' as 'Derkastan'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (ifmtJ)





Dorkistan

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (EGyGV)

115 It's utopia comrades. Utopia


That's how it always goes, first the oohing and aahing, then the running and the screaming.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (OOdcU)

116 We must, at all costs, prevent CHAZ from obtaining nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (/uaBM)

Early satellite reports indicate that are spinning centrifuges with fissile material, but Mayor Jenny assures us they're just flavoring some vape juice.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (iUIKZ)

117 Richard Nixon won the Republican nomination defeating among others George Romney and then went on to crush Hubert Humphrey.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)

George Wallace earned a pretty big assist. He even got 46 electoral votes! Nixon won with only 43% of the total vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (Kpl3J)

118 Does anyone know when the "Number 6" dance starts?

Asking for some friends

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2020 01:20 PM (vd8XM)

119 101 I understand that the federal government will be prorating grants to remove funding of the area now known as CHAZ
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (oTIO6)

As they are no longer part of the US, and as insurrection IS cause for loss of Citizenship,

We need to go over the voter rolls really carefully.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2020 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

120 "the year 1 BC (Before CHAZ)"

Otherwise known as -1, since this is Year Zero.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2020 01:20 PM (puu6v)

121 >CHAZ already has separatists trying to secede?


Soon CHAZ will engulfed in civil war. It will start when one group fires on the other with water bottles and empty spray paint cans.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 01:20 PM (iTXRQ)

122 The police chief should put on her big girl panties, forget about her pension, and take back the streets.


Also, Mayor Jenny should GF'd.

Posted by: Archer at June 12, 2020 01:20 PM (gmo/4)

123 >>113 I rate this as AWESOME: Miami PD kicking some butts. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 01:14 PM (r+sAi)

The average speed of that female cop's hips is 28 mph.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:20 PM (XzT/D)

124 Conquistador your fixie stands in need of company
And like some angel's haloed brow
You reek of patchouli



Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 01:20 PM (qAw8+)

125
Miami cops don't put up with this shit.
watch video-
https://tinyurl.com/yde6b8zq

Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2020 01:20 PM (wiXsO)

126 86 Curiously, one of the reasons why the mayor is being a wimp is that both the mayors of Seattle and Portland are facing significant pressure to resign (a couple of Seattle city council members have already demanded the mayor's resignation).

Their sin is sending the cops in with tear gas, rather than letting their cities be Minneapolisized.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (I2/tG)

One of them is Sawant, I'm sure. She's toxic and has done nothing but create chaos in City Hall.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 12, 2020 01:21 PM (ijEPD)

127 Nuclear weapons? Have you seen their hysterically inept attempt at gardening? These are backwards children we're talking about here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:21 PM (FtO5h)

128 Jenny.....I'm supposed to be the not smart one.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at June 12, 2020 01:21 PM (Geoni)

129 Tucker is great we need more people in media like him. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at June 12, 2020 01:21 PM (Rp8qW)

130 Hey, do you think if pressed, the CHAZzers would call the citizens they seized the land from, wait for it, "savages"?

Those Trumpers and cops are all a bunch of subhuman savages, they don't deserve the land that they worked for!

Then, politely, tell them to erect a statue of a Medieval era CHAZzer. Someone who also took what he wanted from savages despite local laws.

Just don't tell them it's a statue of Christopher Columbus.


I know *I'm* over describing the racism of colonists, I just want to see them have a press conference where they use the word savages. For my own personal amusement.

"The native peoples of Seattle simply don't know how to civilize themselves. They use primitive forms of social arrangement that can be greatly improved upon by stinky hippies."


Speaking of the People's Front of Judea, the best part of that movie is where they keep adding to the list of the things the Romans did that were good that they plan on keeping.

"Aside from roads, aqueducts, sanitation, good food, clean water, the Romans are all RUBBISH!"

Posted by: Rorschach at June 12, 2020 01:21 PM (gqvXZ)

131 >>SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME

Skateboards happen to be one of antifas favorite weapons for just this reason.

Plus they are great for cracking skulls, plate glass windows, car windshields, etc.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ZLI7S)

132 A breakaway auto-zone?

The Garden Patch Putch.

Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2020 01:22 PM (M6Yu0)

133 Wow. Gaslighting straight up. And for at least just a moment there, she lost Pastyass Cuomo.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

134 The War of One Block Over Aggression

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:22 PM (FtO5h)

135 Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?


Posted by: Tommy Tutone, stuck in CHAZ at June 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ufFY8)

136 Fortunately, this will not end well for the insurrectionists methinks. The vast majority of Americans are disgusted by this crap. No real problems where I live, but I have started actively carrying, just to be prepared as an old Life Boy Scout.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 12, 2020 01:13 PM (/uaBM)

Yep. No normal person looks at this and says, "Oh! How exciting!!"

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 01:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

137 Do they have to have some kind of Antifa or BLM creds, or is just bringing a copy of your rap sheet good enough?

One of the main organizers of the 2016 post-election riots in Portland was a registered sex offender, who had had sex with both an underaged boy and underaged girl. He used the demonstrations as an excuse to interact with minors, in violation of his probation.

Unfortunately for him, he was on probation in a suburban county, which actually revoked his probation and sent him to prison. Portland's county never would have done that, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 12, 2020 01:22 PM (I2/tG)

138 The average speed of that female cop's hips is 28 mph.


Laden or unladen?

Posted by: Grump928© at June 12, 2020 01:23 PM (OOdcU)

139 Early satellite reports indicate that are spinning centrifuges with fissile material, but Mayor Jenny assures us they're just flavoring some vape juice.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (iUIKZ)

Well, in fairness - probably true. They're decent chemists and biologists - enough to mix up the meth, and grow the weed, but PHYSICS? Nah dawg. Not a chance. No need for it in their universe.

Posted by: Abiss at June 12, 2020 01:23 PM (Y8DtA)

140 They are doing more damage to themselves than anyone else could hope to.

Trump sending the military?
"Boogaloo" militias to the rescue?

Oh Hell no. Enjoy all of the consequences of your lil' anarchist experiment, Razistanis and mayor Jenny.
OWN it!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

141 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (1ISKN)

"was tired of listening to a guy dressed like a woman."
--

Having seen that obvious wattle-faced dude in a wig and a dress, it occurs to me that maybe this is where the preference cascade starts: If you're going to pull that shit, at least make it look like you're trying.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 12, 2020 01:23 PM (ZMwFa)

142

Jenny, Jenny

Who can I turn to?

Posted by: Single family homeowners owning property in America and waking up in the Nation of CHAZ at June 12, 2020 01:23 PM (sy5kK)

143 Putting aside Trump, have any of the GOP humps even
freaking mentioned the secession of CHAZ? All I've seen is them do is
join with the Left to further castrate law enforcement.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (puu6v)
If you want to depress yourself go look up the C-Span tweet group which includes all Senators' tweets. I've been copying over random tweets from Republicans. Tweets celebrating corn, our state's wonderful National Guard, and a shiny new Parks bill that will "beautify and preserve" our parks. No cost given but you can guess.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:24 PM (iUIKZ)

144 Does the set of all possible sets contain a set of itself?

Posted by: Max Power at June 12, 2020 01:24 PM (QCc6B)

145 I'd like to see how the mayor and governor of NYC/NY would react if the Hassidic Jews of Williamsburg (Brooklyn) decided to set up their own autonomous zone, you know, so they can have prayer services outdoors without the cops telling them to break it up.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 01:24 PM (4a9Vv)

146 Read my new article, "The Conservative Case for Foreign Aid to CHAZ."

Oh and pass the buffet.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 12, 2020 01:24 PM (pw+jk)

147 You don't want to fuck with Miami cops and you *really* don't want to fuck with Hialeah cops.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 12, 2020 01:24 PM (m/Gc2)

148 Las Vegans.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:24 PM (XzT/D)

149 Well, in fairness - probably true. They're decent
chemists and biologists - enough to mix up the meth, and grow the weed,
but PHYSICS? Nah dawg. Not a chance. No need for it in their
universe.

Posted by: Abiss at June 12, 2020 01:23 PM (Y8DtA)

They have outside help from the people that just tried to nuclearize Iran.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:25 PM (iUIKZ)

150 Six months from now, after the National Guard has cleared out the insurrection area in Seattle, the perpetual children will be demanding that the city pay for therapy for all the self-induced trauma they've suffered.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still an American at June 12, 2020 01:25 PM (XKZwp)

151 Mutt Rombley would like to formally recognize the noble nation of CHAZ, express his solidarity with CHAZ and, because his God commanded him to, Mutt would like to run for President of CHAZ.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:25 PM (FtO5h)

152 Jennys are the new Karens.

Posted by: Gaff at June 12, 2020 01:25 PM (jPS2y)

153 Having seen that obvious wattle-faced dude in a wig and a dress, it occurs to me that maybe this is where the preference cascade starts: If you're going to pull that shit, at least make it look like you're trying.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 12, 2020 01:23 PM (ZMwFa)

That dude is seriously unattractive. I think that might be the best he can do.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 01:25 PM (Ez6QX)

154 2 Isn't a "Jenny" is a female jackass?
Posted by: Nonapod at June 12, 2020 01:03 PM (CLP9I)


Well, an elitist-communist. Pretty close.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 01:25 PM (sy5kK)

155 Her thoughts on the hearing today:

@McAdooGordon 54m

Okay, back to business here. Thoughts & observations first, in no particular order, and then I'll make my prediction....

https://tinyurl.com/ycw7t3dw

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 01:25 PM (cF8AT)

156 It looks like it smells in the chaz.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (r+sAi)

157 Has Biden's brain issued a formal declaration of secession from Joe.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

158 This morning NBC news called the area a Festive area.

I guess with rides, cotton candy, ice cream or something.
Have they opened an office in the new city/nation, I'm sure CNN is looking for space.

Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (30CAi)

159 Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2020 01:18 PM (cF8AT)

Thanks

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (ExV1e)

160 Let's tell Bill Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, and Max Boot that CHAZ might possibly have WMD.

They'll be advocating invasion by afternoon cocktails.

Posted by: MJ at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (gAMkn)

161 CHAZ is well within walking distance of my High School (O'Dea, class of '8.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (ijEPD)

162 Durkin, durkin, durkin. It sounds like a synonym for a very low IQ person.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

163 147 You don't want to fuck with Miami cops and you *really* don't want to fuck with Hialeah cops.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 12, 2020 01:24 PM (m/Gc2)

I rate this statement as "true."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (NWiLs)

164 "145 I'd like to see how the mayor and governor of NYC/NY would react if the Hassidic Jews of Williamsburg (Brooklyn) decided to set up their own autonomous zone, you know, so they can have prayer services outdoors without the cops telling them to break it up."

Think Waco and Masada fused.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (puu6v)

165 '88

I forget about the bbcode here sometimes.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (ijEPD)

166 116 We must, at all costs, prevent CHAZ from obtaining nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 12, 2020 01:17 PM (/uaBM)

Early satellite reports indicate that are spinning centrifuges with fissile material, but Mayor Jenny assures us they're just flavoring some vape juice.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM

These clowns wouldn't know how to launch a nuke, but they ARE dumb enough to accidentally set it off in the middle of Chaz, which is a net gain for the US and liberty around the world. Worst case, they crack it open and the Soytizens die of radiation poisoning.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 12, 2020 01:27 PM (tOHeO)

167 CHAZ is well within walking distance of my High School (O'Dea, class of '8.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (ijEP

Oooh. Fancy.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 01:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

168 "Nuclear weapons? Have you seen their hysterically inept attempt at gardening? These are backwards children we're talking about here."

They'll tape a smoke detector to some fireworks.

Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 01:27 PM (eAZVt)

169 The average speed of chaz is 28 mph.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:27 PM (XzT/D)

170 >>You don't want to fuck with Miami cops and you *really* don't want to fuck with Hialeah cops.

Parkland seems to be a soft target.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 01:27 PM (ZLI7S)

171 Skateboards happen to be one of antifas favorite weapons for just this reason.

Plus they are great for cracking skulls, plate glass windows, car windshields, etc.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ZLI7S)
........

I'll do a super ollie toe flip frontside 180 on your head, dude.

Posted by: Charlie Chaz at June 12, 2020 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

172 Yeah, but just wait until China recognizes CHAZ.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2020 01:27 PM (NgKpN)

173 "I want to acknowledge that most of the violence and destruction here and across the country has been instigated and perpetuated by white men."


Notice how she chooses the word "acknowledge," not that she asserts or claims. This implies that it is already a known fact and she is simply "acknowledging" it. An old leftist ploy perfected by Noam Chomsky.

Aside from that, and aside from this being a vile lie, how is this not a totally racist statement?

The democrats have lost all veneer of not only civic good faith but sanity. They are monsters.

The tragedy is that, aside from Tucker Carlson, we have NO ONE keeping account of such gross, disgusting and defamatory words and behaviors and hurling back in their faces.





Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 12, 2020 01:27 PM (H8QX8)

174 This is one case where Trump should let the fire burn and let the Dumbocraps own it a hundred percent. He should not send in troops unless begged, on their knees, by the leaders of these failed cities. As long as the clown show continues, it's all good for Trump. Let is all burn if necessary. The "citizens" of Seattle and Portland voted for this, let them enjoy the fruits of their choices.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 12, 2020 01:28 PM (/uaBM)

175 So I spent a great deal of time working in Seattle. My career has me interacting with the US Attorney's Office. One of the first things Durkan did as the USA for the Western District of WA was to stop the prosecution of marijuana crimes and grow operations. Now, personally, i don't give a shit about weed and my stance on drugs has morphed since i started my particular career field 16 years ago. People want to poison themselves with drano, fine.
But Durkan was not hard core USA; the very few conservative AUSAs in the office were demoralized.
Seattle has been circling the toilet bowl for years. The capstone was the Federal consent decree imposed on the Seattle PD by the Obama Admin. This sealed the fate of any proactive policing. Couple that with a city attorney who went out of his way to castigate cops and refuse to prosecute property crimes, well, the prize is places like the CHAZ.
I should add that Capital Hill is a den of sin and urchins.

Posted by: secret squirrel, author of Three LTs of Joint Base Lear MacBeth, available on Amazon at June 12, 2020 01:28 PM (xyImL)

176 "160 Let's tell Bill Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, and Max Boot that CHAZ might possibly have WMD.

They'll be advocating invasion by afternoon cocktails."

After the bombings, all of them will encourage mass migration from CHAZ into the United States.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2020 01:28 PM (puu6v)

177 That was a fun little segment from Tucker.

Will these CHAZzers retain dual citizenship so they get to vote in November?

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 01:28 PM (n/x6m)

178 Oooh. Fancy.
Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 01:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

It is to weep. I despair for my hometown. It used to be so...boring and normal.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 12, 2020 01:28 PM (ijEPD)

179 Has CHAZ set up any concentration camps yet

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 01:28 PM (iTXRQ)

180 158 This morning NBC news called the area a Festive area.

I guess with rides, cotton candy, ice cream or something.
Have they opened an office in the new city/nation, I'm sure CNN is looking for space.
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (30CAi)

I am getting a Fletchers corny dog and a beer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:28 PM (JFO2v)

181 The mayor looks like the tough, derisive type of leader that really just has a tea party every afternoon for the ladies of a certain level in society.

Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM (30CAi)

182 180 158 This morning NBC news called the area a Festive area.

I guess with rides, cotton candy, ice cream or something.
Have they opened an office in the new city/nation, I'm sure CNN is looking for space.
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (30CAi)

I am getting a Fletchers corny dog and a beer!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:28 PM (JFO2v)

Oooo, is there funnel cake? It's not truly festive without funnel cake.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM (NWiLs)

183 Note to all American citizens: Do not let Seattle happen in your town! Vote Republican.

Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM (eAZVt)

184 Send in Mitt!
And don't let him out after later on.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM (88+cf)

185 As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

Posted by: Eeyore at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM (ZbwAu)

186 Yeah, Jenny got thrown under the bus by her newly appointed police chief yesterday.

It was a thing of beauty to watch it live on local TV.

That police chief never thought her boss could be so incompetent and anti-police, and it showed in her face.

And last night on Tucker, the police union leader said morale was at an all-time low.

Yeah, Jenny, you little commie you. Abandon your city. Let thugs burn it down. That Trump, he is a bad man.

You'll show him!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM (sy5kK)

187 Serious question: Is CHAZ surrounded by law enforcement?

The place should be sealed off, and EVERYONE inside eventually thrown into the clink and sorted.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM (ufFY8)

188 160 Let's tell Bill Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, and Max Boot that CHAZ might possibly have WMD.

Here's what we do: we go in and bomb the snot out of CHAZ, and then they'll welcome us with open arms, overthrow their leaders and usher in Western-style Democracy!

WELL ONE OF THESE DAYS ITS GOING TO WORK!!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, and Max Boot at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM (FtO5h)

189 I rate this as AWESOME: Miami PD kicking some butts.
https://tinyurl.com/y7hpgvt3


Seconded. That black cop that subdues a couple of soy boys and then motions like "who's next?" at the crowd is awesome.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (6XLoz)

190 Steyn is going on about how the former Lady Antebellum has appropriated the name of Lady A, a black woman blues singer who is now pissed at the privilege of the former by not even contacting her. So now they will have to get a new name and apologize some more before they are entirely canceled. LOL!

You can't make this stuff up.


Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (MxEKc)

191 I lived in Seattle for a couple years around 2000. The clueless hippy government has just gotten worse it looks like. I suppose today's elected officials were the ones in the wto riots back then.

Tired of this sh*t yet residents of Seattle?

Posted by: JebPilled at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (QUqEV)

192 183 Note to all American citizens: Do not let Seattle happen in your town! Vote Republican.
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM (eAZVt)


Considering the nature of the Republican Party, that guarantees nothing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (s2VJv)

193 After the bombings, all of them will encourage mass migration from CHAZ into the United States.
-------------------
Let's settle the CHAZ refugees in Minneapolis.

Posted by: MJ at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (gAMkn)

194 Someone laced the fentanyl with heroin!

Posted by: Gravy Beatdown at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (M6Yu0)

195 179
Has CHAZ set up any concentration camps yet


It fell over.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

196 Tofu dogs are not a sandwich.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

197 What a bunch of freaks, I love Tucker.

Posted by: Summer of Love at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (FJrl0)

198 Has anyone made the "Durkin Durkin Durkin Mohammed Jihad" joke yet?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (6XLoz)

199 You know the interesting thing about Washington State? You can actually do a citizen's arrest for misdemeanors. Most states only allow that on felonies. But, technically, anyone could waltz right into Camp Retard and dismantle it, while arresting all involved...because the very act is a violation of the law.


Just saying

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (dZdC6)

200 Serious question: Is CHAZ surrounded by law enforcement?

Not surrounded surrounded, but LE has outposts on the perimeter. One of them is the "Regime-Occupied Safeway" (snort!)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (FtO5h)

201 They have outside help from the people that just tried to nuclearize Iran.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:25 PM (iUIKZ)

Betting those guys won't take weed, or those wicked sweet penny boards and hacky sacks they've been cranking of the skate shop as payment though...

Posted by: Abiss at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (Y8DtA)

202 194 Someone laced the fentanyl with heroin!
Posted by: Gravy Beatdown at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (M6Yu0)

One of five trademark phrases on this antifa pull-string talking doll...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

203 So when are the CHAZites going to demand that the name of the State of Washington be changed?

And Chief Seattle was a slaveowner.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (I2/tG)

204 Oh Hell no. Enjoy all of the consequences of your lil' anarchist experiment, Razistanis and mayor Jenny.

OWN it!



Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

====================================
I think President Trump needs to step up to a mic and start laying out the formal constitutional definitions of sedition and insurrection and his duties as President of the United States. Establish the facts. Force Inslee and Durkan to react. The time for tweets are over.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (Pqytn)

205 I just want to say that I am in no way affiliated with this Jenny.

Posted by: Naked Jenny Agutter in Logan's Run at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (Geoni)

206 Harris Faulkner has prove herself an idiot

Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (JgrP5)

207 170: "Parkland seems to be a soft target."

Parkland is Broward, not Dade, and the policing is...different.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (puu6v)

208 "The mayor looks like the tough, derisive type of leader that really just has a tea party every afternoon for the ladies of a certain level in society."

She really can't believe she has to deal with all this crap. But live by The Left, die by The Left. It's Karmic!

Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (eAZVt)

209 -
-

Soon CHAZ will engulfed in civil war. It will
start when one group fires on the other with water bottles and empty
spray paint cans.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 01:20 PM
-
-
----

Now we are engaged in a gay civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, soy conceived and soy dedicated, can long endure.

Posted by: Razmataz Lincoln at June 12, 2020 01:32 PM (RVcmP)

210 If the CHAZ is populated by the same mopes that infest the streets of seattle, shitting and shooting up everywhere, it will morph into The Jungle in a week's time.
THat was a lawless hobo encampment filled with crazies, druggies and criminals. SPD and the city had to clean it up several times.
The last time i was in downtown seattle i had to weave around urine puddles, piles of human shit, watch out for needles, and bypass the tents along the streets.
I have tried explaining to MRs. Squirrel that this shit has consistently occured under democrat leadership- Seattle not being the only city brought to the brink by a foolish electorate or corrupt democrat politicians. But she chalks my claims up to slanted news.
I try, like Sisyphus rolling the bolder up the hill, to keep educating her, hoping she'll see it one day.

Posted by: secret squirrel, author of Three LTs of Joint Base Lear MacBeth, available on Amazon at June 12, 2020 01:32 PM (xyImL)

211 Steyn is going on about how the former Lady
Antebellum has appropriated the name of Lady A, a black woman blues
singer who is now pissed at the privilege of the former by not even
contacting her. So now they will have to get a new name and apologize
some more before they are entirely canceled. LOL!

You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (MxEKc)
That is too awesome for words.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:32 PM (iUIKZ)

212 Forrest Gump's Jenny > Mayor Jenny

And I despised Forrest Gump's Jenny

Posted by: Chuck C at June 12, 2020 01:32 PM (Il+s2)

213 Lady Pantismellum

Done.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:32 PM (FtO5h)

214 "Considering the nature of the Republican Party, that guarantees nothing."

I know, but we gotta start somewhere. Probably a lot of newly shocked urbanites out there!

Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (eAZVt)

215
Does anyone know when the "Number 6" dance starts?



Asking for some friends

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2020 01:20 PM (vd8XM)


When Patrick McGoohan shows up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (Jil6h)

216 177 That was a fun little segment from Tucker.

Will these CHAZzers retain dual citizenship so they get to vote in November?
Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 01:28 PM (n/x6m)

Insurrection strips you of citizenship.

Robert E. Lee did not get his citizenship back until 1975.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (NgKpN)

217 And most of Mayor McScheisse's followers are calling for her reeducation for not having disbanded the real violent white racist men's Police Department.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (TZi47)

218 >>The place should be sealed off, and EVERYONE inside eventually thrown into the clink and sorted.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM (ufFY

The place should be sealed off, and EVERYONE inside given a knife and no more food.

(Zod tinkers with drone camera)

This will be interesting in about 8 days...

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (XzT/D)

219 I think President Trump needs to step up to a mic
and start laying out the formal constitutional definitions of sedition
and insurrection and his duties as President of the United States.
Establish the facts. Force Inslee and Durkan to react. The time for
tweets are over.Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2020 01:31 PM (Pqytn)


Yes.


Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (H8QX8)

220 Razorfist gives one of his usual good rants about this, with added comments about this being an obvious Kent State-designed trap for Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y9esnodh


Posted by: Thrawn at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (LviRI)

221 CHAZ - next stop, human sacrifice.

Gaia must be appeased!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (rLvi3)

222 Use of Excessive Force In The Apprehension of The Blues Brothers Antifa...Has Been Approved.

Posted by: Bored Radio Dispatcher. at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

223 I read that the shakedown of businesses in the Auto Zone has begun. Probably used book stores, candle shops, vape stores, and a coffee house with some broken down sofas. The gang will probably start charging by the hour to use the rape tent. "For the last time in there, times up".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (C1Lsn)

224 "Mayor Jenny."

Are communist wymyn too delicate to be called by their family name?

I noticed this in the recent primary election campaign signs: "Judge Mary," "Susie for Congress," "Re-elect Cathy for Council."

All dems, of course.
Doesn't matter i don't know their last names, of course, b/c I wasn't voting in that primary.

But seriously, grow up, girls.

Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (Rbu5d)

225 This morning NBC news called the area a Festive area.

I guess with rides, cotton candy, ice cream or something.
Have they opened an office in the new city/nation, I'm sure CNN is looking for space.
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 01:26 PM (30CAi)

I am getting a Fletchers corny dog and a beer!

Posted by: rhennigantx



I wonder if they are selling Dicken's Cider?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (axyOa)

226 So, they're guarding the Chaz borders with Barack Obama Seal Team 6 Action Figures?

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

227 Note to all American citizens: Do not let Seattle happen in your town! Vote Republican.

Check for the MAGA label.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 01:34 PM (oBAbT)

228 Lady Parabellum > Lady A

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 01:34 PM (ifmtJ)

229 >This morning NBC news called the area a Festive area.


Yeah they have everything
bearded trannys
a guy who guesses your college major
photo booth with Mao look-a-like

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 01:34 PM (iTXRQ)

230 Defund the police is the precursor to eliminated weapons

Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 01:34 PM (JgrP5)

231 Curtiss JN-4 > Mayor Jenny

Posted by: josephistan at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Izzlo)

232 "You can't make this stuff up."

Virtue signalling gone wrong...

Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (eAZVt)

233 Washington's elections are entirely mail-in.

Are there any post offices in this area? Is postal service suspended? What are the implications for ballots from this precinct in federal elections?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (t+qrx)

234 5 Good lord, that smug expression on her face in the top still. I want to smack it off.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 01:05 PM (Ez6QX)

King Raz's thugs will do it for you.
AND they won't get into trouble like you or I would.

Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Rbu5d)

235
Better yet, she's from Seattle

https://www.ladyababyblues.com/

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (EGyGV)

236 I hope Trump lets this thing play out for a while. Let it fail spectacularly with Mayor Jenny owning it.

Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (MVjcR)

237 Serious question: Is CHAZ surrounded by law enforcement?

The place should be sealed off, and EVERYONE inside eventually thrown into the clink and sorted.


Newsletter?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (SchxB)

238 At least the mayor of Seattle isn't quite as scary looking as the mayor of Chicago. Much more like the motherly type, not the a scare crow out in the field.

Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (30CAi)

239 So now they will just be "Lady" but it turns out that is also offensive because it assumes gender. Back to the drawing board! Maybe try just the letter "L"?

And when that's deemed offensive you can just crawl up your own ass and disappear!!!

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (iUIKZ)

240 The only equitable thing for the white women citizens of CHAZ is to sexually submit to the black male citizens of CHAZ.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (pw+jk)

241 Cut off federal law enforcement funding to cities and states which refuse to enforce the law.

That not only includes cops, but district attorneys offices and courts that refuse to prosecute

Marxists hate capitalism, but they truly love money

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (qAR6u)

242 It's Festivus but with more body odor.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

243
I rate this as AWESOME: Miami PD kicking some butts.

https://tinyurl.com/y7hpgvt3



Seconded. That black cop that subdues a couple of soy boys and then motions like "who's next?" at the crowd is awesome.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2020 01:30 PM (6XLoz)


That was great. Needed more commies getting their asses kicked

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:36 PM (Jil6h)

244 How about Lady Bend A Knee? Sounds catchy .

Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 01:36 PM (MxEKc)

245 54 I told you three days ago this was going to turn into a music/performing arts summer festival.

Posted by: nurse ratched

--

Woodstock, plus rapes and beatings.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (kA3Cp)


All love is hereby declared FREE!

Posted by: Raz Simone, CHAZ leader and first warlord at June 12, 2020 01:36 PM (sy5kK)

246 I believe we're on the cusp of an East Chaz and/or a South Chaz, somewhere. Austin and Madison seem like the next-lowest-hanging fruits, but maybe I should think smaller -- Hanover, NH, maybe, or Colorado Springs. Whitebread college town with no Sicilian presence would be most ripe ... so Providence is out.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 12, 2020 01:36 PM (ZMwFa)

247 I have been doing this thing called work, so I missed the DOOM thread below about the Sullivan hearing.

I want to say I am disappoint, but if the court allows this mockery of a sham to continue, well, I predicted it.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2020 01:36 PM (ZfRYq)

248 Lady Gapingrectum

Buncha cuckqeans.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:37 PM (FtO5h)

249 The place should be sealed off, and EVERYONE inside given a knife and no more food.

(Zod tinkers with drone camera)

This will be interesting in about 8 days...
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:33 PM (XzT/D)

Airdrop Brazen Bulls and matchlite!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:37 PM (JFO2v)

250 CHAZ will run much the same course as Occupy Wall Street.

if the press were to just ignore them entirely, it would fizzle out by the end of the month.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2020 01:37 PM (W2Pud)

251 239 So now they will just be "Lady" but it turns out that is also offensive because it assumes gender. Back to the drawing board! Maybe try just the letter "L"?

And when that's deemed offensive you can just crawl up your own ass and disappear!!!
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (iUIKZ)

Nah, it can be done.

Posted by: Artist formerly known as Prince at June 12, 2020 01:37 PM (NgKpN)

252 Is Basil Fawlty running for mayor yet?

Posted by: klaftern at June 12, 2020 01:37 PM (RuIsu)

253 236 I hope Trump lets this thing play out for a while. Let it fail spectacularly with Mayor Jenny owning it.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (MVjcR)

Ditto. Let the place go full on nightmare fuel in there - where in the morning, the bodies are lying in the street with people stepping over them. Like, warsaw ghetto levels of death. And let that goofy bitch and the governor own that shit.

Posted by: Abiss at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (Y8DtA)

254 The estate of Jerry Lewis has warned them to not try to use "Laaaaaaaaady".

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (oVJmc)

255 Serious question: Is CHAZ surrounded by law enforcement?

The place should be sealed off, and EVERYONE inside eventually thrown into the clink and sorted.


I cannot imagine that it is.

The Mayor supports the occupation.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (ZfRYq)

256 252 Is Basil Fawlty running for mayor yet?
Posted by: klaftern at June 12, 2020 01:37 PM (RuIsu)



"Que?"

- - Manuel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (s2VJv)

257 I would guess that Mayor Jenny has never seen a block party in Chicago

A true block party would have more shootings

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (qAR6u)

258 To remind everyone, if it hasn't been noted before. Mayor Durkin is a former US Attorney.
Under, the Reign of Error.
No surprise she's down with this.
The Seattle media, print and TV are either in on it or have been cowed into not reporting anything but rainbows and unicorns from the area.
I have a friend, whose son is SPD. I get info once in a while from that source and the Horde is far better informed than anywhere else.
Ace, thank you again. I hit the tip jar yesterday and encourage everyone else who can, to do likewise.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (d9Irc)

259 246 I don't think Austin will be high on the list. State government will promptly send in DPS and a Ranger or two.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (C1Lsn)

260 Being mayor is all fun and games and graft
Until the SHTF

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (vd8XM)

261 32
... This is her team, this is her op. She IS Antifa.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)


Yep.

Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (Rbu5d)

262 Trump can just point to Seattle and tell people that Democrats will let their cities burn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (oVJmc)

263 150 Six months from now, after the National Guard has cleared out the insurrection area in Seattle, the perpetual children will be demanding that the city pay for therapy for all the self-induced trauma they've suffered.
Posted by: pookysgirl, still an American at June 12, 2020 01:25 PM (XKZwp)

There is NO NEED for any National Guard activity at all; a good way to understand how this is all under the control of the Mayor is to understand how easily it could be shut down.

To shut it down:
Cut all electrical service
Cut all water
Cut all cell tower activity within 1 mile of the zone, and any hard phone lines inside.

I would say cut all food shipments, but there's no point since that's slow. The top 3 would have everyone out of there within 48 hours, nonviolently.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)

264 Civil Rights attny @TheLeoTerrell challenges #BlackLivesMatter and Black Activists: "What has Al Sharpton done for you? What has he done for America?"

Thoughts?
********
WTFF has happened to Looney Leo Terrell

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (HyRbI)

265 is "more like a block party atmosphere" than an "armed takeover."


Rape is like karaoke y'all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (2OVCl)

266 After watching TuCa's video, I can say that he's elevated snark to a new level that I did not know could be attained.


*sniff* That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (HaL55)

267 Here is an idea, let Seattle mayor move into that area for a week. No security guards. Just let het pitch tent and enjoy the pateyh.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (SjcEJ)

268 246 I don't think Austin will be high on the list. State government will promptly send in DPS and a Ranger or two.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (C1Lsn)


Whoa. 2 Rangers? No need for overkill!

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (ZfRYq)

269 It's been what, almost 10 years since the last Occupy wall St protests. I wonder what happened to most of those drip-wads?

Posted by: Shiny Millie at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (BuWdk)

270 Sorry, I'm too busy watching the hysteria at my place of work. one of the companies in the building had five positive Wuflu tests, the last on 5/31. People younger than me and at less risk are flipping out, demanding anyone coming in the building wear a mask. And they want to run out and get tested. I am keeping my mouth shut and ignoring it. No point in sending an email to contradict them. The boss did say that taking any masks or supplies home would be considered stealing.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (JKNZq)

271 The members of the group formerly known as Lady A-word will also all change their first names to "Karen."

"We'll be like The Donnas," said one of the now indistinguishable Karens, but Karens, and with country accents."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:40 PM (FtO5h)

272 256 252 Is Basil Fawlty running for mayor yet?
Posted by: klaftern at June 12, 2020 01:37 PM (RuIsu)



"Que?"

- - Manuel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (s2VJv)

I was listening to Nigel Farage on youtube this morning, and just as an aside, the radio host interviewing him said that Fawlty Towers is now #canceled. WTF?!

Posted by: josephistan at June 12, 2020 01:40 PM (Izzlo)

273 Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (d9Irc)

winston, as i noted above, i have experience dealing with her office when she was the USA. She was not a proactive USA by any means.

Posted by: secret squirrel, author of Three LTs of Joint Base Lear MacBeth, available on Amazon at June 12, 2020 01:40 PM (xyImL)

274 Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 12, 2020 01:36 PM (ZMwFa)

Boulder maybe, won't be Colorado Springs.

Its too close to both the Air Force Academy, Fort Carson, and Petersen Air Force base.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2020 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

275 This whole self quarantine crap has gotten really old. The site of the loser population of Chaz is/are wearing masks but not social distancing (like the governor of Michigan) shows how rediculous everything is! The inmates are actually running the asylum, and I'm weary of it all.

Posted by: Chillin the most at June 12, 2020 01:40 PM (lonOK)

276 I want to watch Seattle deal with this; it's their tax base and their residents. They made this problem, they can fix it. Same for Portland.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 12, 2020 01:40 PM (NVYyb)

277 Shine a bright light in their faces and then shoot them in the forehead.

I don't know I saw it a movie once.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2020 01:40 PM (j3npP)

278 Trump can just point to Seattle and tell people that Democrats will let their cities burn.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (oVJmc)

===
And that is what they have in store for the entire country.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 01:40 PM (pw+jk)

279 When the cloud of rhetoric has passed, when the roar of the crowd fades away, when the stadium lights go out, and those Styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lot, what exactly is our opponent's plan? What does he actually seek to accomplish?

-Some Old Stupid White Chick

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (iUIKZ)

280 Trump could put trade sanctions on Chaz, for the food part.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (FtO5h)

281 112 Putting aside Trump, have any of the GOP humps even freaking mentioned the secession of CHAZ? All I've seen is them do is join with the Left to further castrate law enforcement.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2020 01:19 PM (puu6v)



We do this because that is our job.

The Washington Generals have taught us well.



Posted by: GOPe, LLC, a division of UniParty at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (sy5kK)

282 Woodstock, plus rapes and beatings.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (kA3Cp)


Is there saltwater there? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Rapey Dolphins at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (6XLoz)

283

Autonomous zone within the autonomous zone.



Hmmm, beginning to sound very Russian!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (2OVCl)

284 So, Lesley McAdoo Gordon thinks they're likely to allow the General Flynn circus to play out for a couple more months, at least.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (Kpl3J)

285 Don't forget The Evergreen State College isn't all that far away. In a couple of months they can all move over their and work on their "intersectionality" degree, preparing for nation building.

Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (30CAi)

286 ... This is her team, this is her op. She IS Antifa.


I couldn't help but notice the glaring absence of any men in any of this. And I'm not referring to soibois with negative T-levels.

I mean men who'd say, "This is illegal bullshit and it will end right now." And then end it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (HaL55)

287 Is Basil Fawlty running for mayor yet?

Posted by: klaftern at June 12, 2020 01:37 PM (RuIsu)


Someone mentioned yesterday that Fawlty Towers fell afoul of the mob and got removed for a word used in the episode The Germans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (Jil6h)

288 283

Autonomous zone within the autonomous zone.



Hmmm, beginning to sound very Russian!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (2OVCl)

Next we will hear about the Kulaks not farming hard enough!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (JFO2v)

289 Trump could put trade sanctions on Chaz, for the food part.
Posted by: Guy Smiley



They seceded from the US. One critical point:

They forgot they land locked themselves.

Nothing in. Nothing out.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (eii2u)

290 "66
I was wondering - and I guess it's somewhat answered here - can you just walk away?
It's looking like freaking East Berlin is going up."

--
I like this Cold War comparison: a small super-Commie island surrounded by a much larger sorta-Commie state. I'm sure Portland will start drone-airlifting weed and Soylent in a CHAZ Airlift.
What's the Fulda Gap equivalent between Washington and Oregon?

Posted by: sharksauce at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (DFZnL)

291 Pushing CHAZ into the sea would cause more pollution than if all the world's oil tankers broke up on the rocks.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

292 Wall it off.

Fill with concrete.

Chisel out new statues for the ones their brethren tore down/destroyed/defaced.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (gOVhs)

293 Soymalia.
Chazerbijan.
Durkistan.

Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (Rbu5d)

294 269 It's been what, almost 10 years since the last Occupy wall St protests. I wonder what happened to most of those drip-wads?
Posted by: Shiny Millie at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (BuWdk)


I was JUST thinking this morning about the story of that upper middle class mom who abandoned her family and went to live at occupy? I'm pretty sure we ripped her to shreds here... anyone know what happened to her?

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (xU7mE)

295 287 Is Basil Fawlty running for mayor yet?

Posted by: klaftern at June 12, 2020 01:37 PM (RuIsu)


Someone mentioned yesterday that Fawlty Towers fell afoul of the mob and got removed for a word used in the episode The Germans
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (Jil6h)

=========

John Cleese, noted leftist, is getting real sick of the modern Left if you haven't noticed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

296 To shut it down:
Cut all electrical service
Cut all water
Cut all cell tower activity within 1 mile of the zone, and any hard phone lines inside.

I would say cut all food shipments, but there's no point since that's slow. The top 3 would have everyone out of there within 48 hours, nonviolently.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)

First, surround it with a wall of troops, and then identify everyone leaving.

Charge with insurrection or other crimes where appropriate.

Nationalize the troops first, so they will be seen by Military tribunals.

Flights to GITMO standing by.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (NgKpN)

297 "Sorry, I'm too busy watching the hysteria at my
place of work. one of the companies in the building had five positive
Wuflu tests, the last on 5/31. People younger than me and at less risk
are flipping out, demanding anyone coming in the building wear a mask.



Posted by: notsothoreau"

Ask them if you have their stuff after they go to the great CHAZ in the sky.

Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (MxEKc)

298 >>Ditto. Let the place go full on nightmare fuel in there - where in the morning, the bodies are lying in the street Posted by: Abiss at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (Y8DtA)

Insurrection, Chapter 3:

"You could smell it," he said, hand resting on the butt of his sidearm. "Death. Vomit. Despair. Rectums. It was...I don't know." He rubbed his other hand over a smoke-smudged forehead. "I saw one kid just standing there, grinning, a rictus of death. Had a messenger bag over one shoulder, and a vacuum-cleaner hose hanging from his ass. Just...grinning. That's when I said fuck it, un-assed the place, and called in the Stukas..."

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (XzT/D)

299 Wait, so Seattle has a black woman police chief?

Huh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (EzQzf)

300 LOLGF Seattle.

Posted by: Guzalot at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (Rz36l)

301 I honestly don't care if those stinky hippies live in their own filth for weeks. I feel sorry for the condo owners who are displaced but I bet 90 percent of them are on board with the cause.


I think Trump should leave it in Inslee's lap.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

302 josephistan, I believe it was just the one episode (never watched the series myself) that had "racial" humor. The one with "Don't mention the war".

You know, humor as it existed in a previously sane, free, self-respecting western open society.

Not the pathetic racist authoritarian orwellian s***hole the UK has become, and much of the US is becoming.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (El6T/)

303 Autonomous zone within the autonomous zone.

Hmmm, beginning to sound very Russian!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (2OVCl)

The Free State of Jones County!

(a little part of Mississippi that seceded from Mississippi in 1864)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:44 PM (Kpl3J)

304

Remember when Occupy raped a mentally retarded girl?

I wonder how many have been raped and who? Boy or girl, both?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:44 PM (2OVCl)

305
I want to acknowledge that much of the violence and destruction, both here in Seattle and across the country, has been instigated and perpetuated by white men.

Honkie Autonomous Zone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 01:44 PM (aKsyK)

306 https://bit.ly/2MTFWOU
********
Hmmm: Fired State Dept IG subject of massive leak probe? Update: House Dems refuse to hear rebuttal from State?
*******
Just a Heads Up Hot Gas

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 01:44 PM (HyRbI)

307 Nothing in. Nothing out.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (eii2u)

7.62×51mm NATO IN
Bodies OUT

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:44 PM (JFO2v)

308 Insurrection, Chapter 3:

"You could smell it," he said, hand resting on the butt of his sidearm. "Death. Vomit. Despair. Rectums. It was...I don't know." He rubbed his other hand over a smoke-smudged forehead. "I saw one kid just standing there, grinning, a rictus of death. Had a messenger bag over one shoulder, and a vacuum-cleaner hose hanging from his ass. Just...grinning. That's when I said fuck it, un-assed the place, and called in the Stukas..."
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (XzT/D)

*Subscribed*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 01:44 PM (ifmtJ)

309
I would say cut all food shipments, but there's no point since that's slow. The top 3 would have everyone out of there within 48 hours, nonviolently.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)






Of course, that'll just spread the contagion to the rest of the city. But it's Seattle, so the infection is already in place.

If you really want to clean the place out, drop off pallets of soap. I give it an hour. They'll be vacating the AO like vampires running from a crucifix.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2020 01:44 PM (EGyGV)

310 283

Autonomous zone within the autonomous zone.



Hmmm, beginning to sound very Russian!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (2OVCl)

Very French Revolution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (NgKpN)

311 Jeeezzzzzz. I just watched the SPD police chief's video that Ace posted. I'd like to see the President conduct a press conference presenting Durkan's video above followed by the SPD chief's video. Then the follow up.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (Pqytn)

312 Where da white women at?
-Autozone

Posted by: Archer at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (gmo/4)

313 >>305 much of the violence and destruction... has been instigated and perpetuated by white men.

#winning

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (XzT/D)

314 293 Soymalia.
Chazerbijan.
Durkistan.

Wokanda
Udopia.

Posted by: Flyover at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (Rbu5d)

315 anyone know what happened to her?
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (xU7mE)

heroine, probably.

Posted by: Abiss at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (Y8DtA)

316 183 Note to all American citizens: Do not let Seattle happen in your town! Vote Republican Buy more guns and ammo.
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 01:29 PM

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Resigned Realist at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (Of/Uk)

317 299 Wait, so Seattle has a black woman police chief?

Huh.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (EzQzf)

she plays both cards!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (JFO2v)

318 282 Woodstock, plus rapes and beatings.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2020 01:12 PM (kA3Cp)


have you ever heard hip hop ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (JgrP5)

319 John Cleese, noted leftist, is getting real sick of the modern Left if you haven't noticed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (LvTSG)


Poor John. You reap what you sow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (Jil6h)

320 It'll be fine. They have a 20' x 30' garden area.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (2ygtH)

321 Wall it off.

Fill with concrete.

Chisel out new statues for the ones their brethren tore down/destroyed/defaced.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (gOVhs)



Put a big cage around it with a sign "Don't feed the animals"

Then point and laugh.

Charge a fee.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (2OVCl)

322 Sorry I have been super busy with work just wanted to do a quick driveby post to say

Tucker was really on point last night, I enjoyed his entire show! The nurse he had on was amazing.

Czar Wolf deigned to "open" a few more counties to "green" today but not several who HAVE met his insane guidelines, probably because he was just mad at someone who lives in those counties.

and it's a beautiful day and I'm actually going out to eat in a restaurant tonite

the state of PA and the city of Philadelphia will not miss me; nor I them.

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (j9HX3)

323 I'd throw in bales and bales of marijuana as foreign aid. Because it would be funny to see a stoned nation attempt to defend itself from gangs.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (dYmWY)

324 Just offer them a new location. 27 acres, with a creek running through it, and a nice stockade fence to keep out troublemakers. Just like Andersonville.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (C1Lsn)

325 Is Mayor Jenny going to send in the police to forcibly remove white men from CHAZ?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

326 want to acknowledge that much of the violence and destruction, both here in Seattle and across the country, has been instigated and perpetuated by white men.

-

I guarantee this is the plan.

White supremacists this, white supremacists that, and LIVs see white antifa burning black businesses.

Ta-dah

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (EzQzf)

327 The Seattle People's Front wants nothing to do with the People's Front of Seattle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (6FeV1)

328 304

Remember when Occupy raped a mentally retarded girl?

I wonder how many have been raped and who? Boy or girl, both?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

I'm so sorry to hear Rachael Maddow got raped

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (FZYNt)

329 You could smell rectums?

Posted by: LOL at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (55lwO)

330 --->Mutt would like to run for President of CHAZ.
No he wouldn't. The SPAZoids would eventually find out that Mitt's father, as governor, called in the Michigan National Guard to squash the '67 riots in Detroit.
Sins of the Father and all that.

Posted by: fly at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (2M/TV)

331 secret squirrel

I got here late to this party so skipped the first 250 comments. I'd be well behind if I tried to catch up that much.
I've been off and on the site the last few days, life...sigh...
Infidel Librarian is in or near the CHAZ/SPAZ are. Has anyone heard from her?
Nurse. I saw you made it in and out safely. Be careful.
I'm hoping they don't expand their territory to South Lake Union. I'm taking a friend there for chemo the next nine weeks and I worry a lot.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (d9Irc)

332 320 It'll be fine. They have a 20' x 30' garden area.

And they carefully set those plastic pots on the inch of topsoil they threw on the ground, so I'm sure the harvest will be bountiful.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (FtO5h)

333 Well, Mayor Gurkin is sure in a pickle.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (e1mEI)

334 >>7.62x51mm NATO IN
Bodies OUT Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:44 PM (JFO2v)

Bath-salt gorilla cavalry IN
Bath-salt gorilla cavalry OUT

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (XzT/D)

335 So, Lesley McAdoo Gordon thinks they're likely to allow the General Flynn circus to play out for a couple more months, at least.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (Kpl3J)

Yep. Since Flynn is unlikely to get a win right now, Ideally the order would require the hearing to go forward on the 16th and for Sullivan to rule by July 26 or some set date.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

336 Block parties are tight!

Posted by: Volkoff Industries at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (DB16e)

337 Leslie McAdoo Gordon
@McAdooGordon
What I think they will probably do is deny the mandamus, but write an opinion that says they of course expect Sullivan to follow Fokker, which they will save gives him a right to review the DOJ's motion, but they won't say how or to what extent his inquiry can go.
******
No ! That is not what she posted

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (HyRbI)

338 So let me get this straight:

America is a fundamentally racist society where the deck is stacked against black people, but also America is the only country on earth where an aspiring black kid from Seattle can realize the american dream and become a warlord.

Posted by: DJ3way at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (bhPL1)

339 Jenny From the Black Bloc

Posted by: aquaviva at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (gtKRu)

340 OT, but does anyone have a promo code for Mypillow?

My brother has been using a towel for a pillow because my shithead cunt of a SIL can't be bothered to locate one to replace a pillow that shed so much my brother has brown snot. He mentioned it to her, no response.

She is the president of the Rosary society and watches Mass every Sunday though. God forgive me but I wonder if His justice would be served if the bitch got carjacked and killed.

Meanwhile he's getting two Mypillows from me.

Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (11H2y)

341 Oh, Project Veritas posted a new video on Antifa's "combat" training - wanted to wait until it went over 100 and then I got distracted.

Appy-polly-woggies if posted above...

https://youtu.be/EApdmgSolpY


Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (8B6Ng)

342 >>Hmmm: Fired State Dept IG subject of massive leak probe?

Massive in that Linick was only one of the targets.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (ZLI7S)

343 Events in CHAZ are degenerating so fast that Raz the Warlord is already sitting in a darkened room smoking cigarettes and talking like Col. Kurtz.

Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (M6Yu0)

344 Maybe it's wrong of me to say this...

but that police chief is kinda good looking...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (6FeV1)

345 Since everything is free, bus homeless bums over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (EzQzf)

346 Insurrection, Chapter 3:

"You could smell it," he said, hand resting on the butt of his sidearm. "Death. Vomit. Despair. Rectums. It was...I don't know." He rubbed his other hand over a smoke-smudged forehead. "I saw one kid just standing there, grinning, a rictus of death. Had a messenger bag over one shoulder, and a vacuum-cleaner hose hanging from his ass. Just...grinning. That's when I said fuck it, un-assed the place, and called in the Stukas..."
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:43 PM (XzT/D)


bunk.

Posted by: Abiss at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (Y8DtA)

347 The tragedy is that, aside from Tucker Carlson, we have NO ONE keeping account of such gross, disgusting and defamatory words and behaviors and hurling back in their faces.





Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 12, 2020 01:27 PM (H8QX

Laura Ingraham is doing yeoman's work, too.

Unlike Hannity, she can shut up after asking a guest a question. And she has knowledgeable guests.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (sy5kK)

348 New Mexico has a 14 day quarantine order for any out of state arrivals. If that idiot governer keeps this stupid thing going I may have to delay my trip.. AGAIN.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (dUJdY)

349 I always loved Fawlty Towers - surprisingly, there's only 12 episodes. John Cleese said he wrote every episode based on things that had actually happened to him in small English hotels, and after he wrote #12 he said "ok, I'm out of ideas, bye!"

everyone else, including the BBC, wanted to do more, but John Cleese in real life is just as big a dick as Basil Fawlty was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (Kpl3J)

350
John Cleese, noted leftist, is getting real sick of the modern Left if you haven't noticed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower


As if he and his pals had no part in establishing it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (aKsyK)

351 344 Maybe it's wrong of me to say this...

but that police chief is kinda good looking...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (6FeV1)

The heart wants what it wants

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (ifmtJ)

352 241 Cut off federal law enforcement funding to cities and states which refuse to enforce the law.

That not only includes cops, but district attorneys offices and courts that refuse to prosecute

Marxists hate capitalism, but they truly love money

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 01:35 PM (qAR6u)


Yup. The CHAZ commander can make a whole lot of money for himself if he has half of a brain. He should contact Amazon and MicroSoft andtell them their HQs are the next autonomous zones. Tell Mayor Jenny, too. All three may pay him off to desist. There is a chance Mayor Jenny will have to arrest him and close-down CHAZ to keep Bezos and Gates on her side, but I'd say the potential payoff is worth the risk.

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (AMIL/)

353 330 --->Mutt would like to run for President of CHAZ.
No he wouldn't. The SPAZoids would eventually find out that Mitt's father, as governor, called in the Michigan National Guard to squash the '67 riots in Detroit.
Sins of the Father and all that.

My good man, while I understand your reticence, let me assure you that if my opposition to OrangeManBad isn't enough to persuade you, I shall prove my good intentions by bringing the Olympics to CHAZ!

Posted by: Mutt Rombley at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (FtO5h)

354 When the cloud of rhetoric has passed, when the roar
of the crowd fades away, when the stadium lights go out, and those
Styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lot, what exactly
is our opponent's plan? What does he actually seek to accomplish?

-Some Old Stupid White Chick


Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 01:41 PM (iUIKZ)

=====================================
She's tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Pqytn)

355 I wonder how many have been raped and who? Boy or girl, both?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


"Chaz'er" - "Oops! Sorry! Didn't know you were a dude"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 01:49 PM (eii2u)

356 How many days until this "Raz" character gets splayed open and put on a pike for display by one of the latin cartels?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2020 01:49 PM (6FeV1)

357 John Cleese, noted leftist, is getting real sick of the modern Left if you haven't noticed.

Hmm. Got what you wanted, Johnny? How's that working out for you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 01:49 PM (HaL55)

358 And they carefully set those plastic pots on the
inch of topsoil they threw on the ground, so I'm sure the harvest will
be bountiful.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (FtO5h)


Mini Mike: All they need to do now is add water and they should have crops in no time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Jil6h)

359 307 Nothing in. Nothing out.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 01:42 PM (eii2u)

7.62x51mm NATO IN
Bodies OUT
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:44 PM

Leave the bodies! Perhaps we can, like, compost them for the gardens or some. Not Victory gardens, or Vichy gardens...help me out here!

Posted by: Optimistic Wokandian at June 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Of/Uk)

360 Has anybody in the "media" asked about the demographics of any of these humanoids? Do any have actual jobs? Pay taxes? And by jobs I don't mean perma-student.

I'd seriously think even a semi-rational leftist might just start to wonder (bad orange man aside) at the value of their virtue signalling.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 01:49 PM (8B6Ng)

361 They may be landlocked, but don't forget they planted a vegetable garden,
Now they are just waiting for tomato's to start popping up out of the ground, nice and ripe, red tomatoes.

Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 01:49 PM (30CAi)

362 Never go full Durkan.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

363 but that police chief is kinda good looking...


she's cute I agree...she also says a lot with her expressions...I think expressive faces are neat

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 12, 2020 01:49 PM (j9HX3)

364 272 256 252 Is Basil Fawlty running for mayor yet?
Posted by: klaftern at June 12, 2020 01:37 PM (RuIsu)



"Que?"

- - Manuel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (s2VJv)

I was listening to Nigel Farage on youtube this morning, and just as an aside, the radio host interviewing him said that Fawlty Towers is now #canceled. WTF?!
Posted by: josephistan at June 12, 2020 01:40 PM (Izzlo)


If they do that then Monty Python's Flying Circus is going straight onto the bonfire.

Considering that Gilliam and Cleese for sure are big time lefties, it is both schadenbonery and tragic to see their reactions.

They spent decades tearing down western values while always avoiding (whispers) Islam. Whirlwind status [x] Reaped.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 01:50 PM (s2VJv)

365 Let antifa keep the entire city. They voted for this. Fuck given zero point zero.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 12, 2020 01:50 PM (Hykxx)

366 343 Events in CHAZ are degenerating so fast that Raz the Warlord is already sitting in a darkened room smoking cigarettes and talking like Col. Kurtz.
Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2020 01:47 PM (M6Yu0)

Is General Buck Naked staging a coup against Raz yet?

Posted by: josephistan at June 12, 2020 01:50 PM (Izzlo)

367 Leslie McAdoo Gordon @McAdooGordon
2m
That decision lets Sullivan hold the hearing on July 16th & make a ruling on the motion. If he grants the motion for leave to dismiss, that's the end of the case. If he denies it, Flynn will file another mandamus petition & the chances that one gets granted are close to 100% imo.
**********
I know some here are addicted to shitting their Underroos ! But THERE

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 01:50 PM (HyRbI)

368 This will not end well. What are your thoughts on what Trump may do about this? It might be wise to do nothing and let them eat their own. Let this loathsome Mayor bear the weight of her decisions.

Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2020 01:50 PM (oiNtH)

369


This is literally Idiocracy the movie, an insult the Extremely Smart Liberal uses to describe Trump etc.

LOL

Leave it to the progs.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 12, 2020 01:50 PM (lg/F7)

370 I recommend the good people of CHAZ grow Maize

My people thrived on it

Posted by: Liz Warren at June 12, 2020 01:50 PM (FZYNt)

371 The sheddig pillow-brown snot correlation is going to haunt me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:50 PM (FtO5h)

372 In that picture of the mayor on TV, poor George W. is laying on his back crying.

Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (30CAi)

373 349 I always loved Fawlty Towers - surprisingly, there's only 12 episodes. John Cleese said he wrote every episode based on things that had actually happened to him in small English hotels, and after he wrote #12 he said "ok, I'm out of ideas, bye!"

everyone else, including the BBC, wanted to do more, but John Cleese in real life is just as big a dick as Basil Fawlty was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (Kpl3J)

When he beat the car with a tree he ripped out of the ground I think I peed some!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (JFO2v)

374 BTW, the UK online rights owner to Fawlty Towers has banned the German "don't mention the war" episode.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (TZi47)

375 193 After the bombings, all of them will encourage mass migration from CHAZ into the United States.
-------------------
Let's settle the CHAZ refugees in Minneapolis.
_______________

Trump should add CHAZ to the list of countries from whom refugees are not accepted in the U.S., due to inability to vet them properly.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (k4dH2)

376 want to acknowledge that much of the violence and destruction, both here in Seattle and across the country, has been instigated and perpetuated by white men.

-

I guarantee this is the plan.

White supremacists this, white supremacists that, and LIVs see white antifa burning black businesses.

Ta-dah
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (EzQzf)


Funny, all I see are white women

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (2OVCl)

377 370 I recommend the good people of CHAZ grow Maize

My people thrived on it
Posted by: Liz Warren at June 12, 2020 01:50 PM (FZYNt)


Ancient Chinese secret...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (s2VJv)

378 CHAZ has information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (gOVhs)

379 Maybe it's wrong of me to say this...

but that police chief is kinda good looking...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (6FeV1)
She's very pretty. I like her lashes. And she must be very smart and tough. What a shithole to work in right now.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

380 Laura Ingraham is doing yeoman's work, too.

Unlike Hannity, she can shut up after asking a guest a question. And she has knowledgeable guests.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (sy5kK)


I agree. She has good connections and has some really good guests on her show a lot.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (2OVCl)

381 Since everything is free, bus homeless bums over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie


They did, the homeless stole all their food resulting in the fastest food shortage in the history of the world.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (2ygtH)

382 But Durkan was not hard core USA; the very few conservative AUSAs in the office were demoralized.
Seattle has been circling the toilet bowl for years. The capstone was the Federal consent decree imposed on the Seattle PD by the Obama Admin. This sealed the fate of any proactive policing. Couple that with a city attorney who went out of his way to castigate cops and refuse to prosecute property crimes, well, the prize is places like the CHAZ.
I should add that Capital Hill is a den of sin and urchins.
Posted by: secret squirrel, author of Three LTs of Joint Base Lear MacBeth, available on Amazon at June 12, 2020 01:28 PM (xyImL)


What he said.

Secret squirrel nailed it.

I mean, center of the bulls-eye.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (sy5kK)

383 Consistency and Self-Awareness are not strong suits of the current denizens of The Inbred DipShit Kingdom.

They will learn, however. Once they've been raped and/or beaten half to death by Lord Humongous/Raz/[Insert Generic Overlord Name Here], yes, they will learn.

*raises fist*

"RETARD STRENGTH TRUMPS HATE!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (M2rKR)

384 Trump should just troll hard and tweet something like,

"Mayor Jenny has updated me on the condition of her city and that the current occupation of downtown Seattle is simply a large block party. If that is the case, then all is well in Seattle! Enjoy the festivities!"

Posted by: Biergood at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (FQWHA)

385 Pray for me! I just watched this with my kids over my shoulder. My 16 yr old thinks I'm the stupidest alive and the protests are all peaceful. BTW we are a real homeschooling family kids'' whole life. So the kids will get this shit from every device they have access to. And there is no way to get around it. And of course I fought to homeschool them to avoid the indoctrination. Arg.

I'm feeling very defeated right now. Yesterday some people mentioned kids rejecting their parents and not getting to see the grandkids. I'm in freak out mode with my teens.

Posted by: Sassy at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (tUGnI)

386
Put a big cage around it with a sign "Don't feed the animals"



Then point and laugh.



Charge a fee.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:45 PM (2OVCl)

Capitol Hill Animal Zoo

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (ufFY8)

387
Rape Tent Team Assemble!

Form of ... a Rape Tent!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (pNxlR)

388 Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Trump should do nothing about this except project an image of calm reason.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (1ISKN)

389 258 ...I get info once in a while from that source and the Horde is far better informed than anywhere else.
Ace, thank you again. I hit the tip jar yesterday and encourage everyone else who can, to do likewise.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 01:38 PM (d9Irc)

I just hit the tip jar.

I get my news from Ace, Insty, Althouse and Blind Gossip (The Other Ace). Far better than watching the MSM.

I follow Bloomberg and NPR to get my heart rate up. It's kind of like cardio for me.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (6xA3t)

390 374 BTW, the UK online rights owner to Fawlty Towers has banned the German "don't mention the war" episode.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (TZi47)

Screw them, I have the DVDs.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (Ez6QX)

391 I recommend the good people of CHAZ grow Maize

My people thrived on it
Posted by: Liz Warren at June 12, 2020 01:50 PM (FZYNt)


Pizza dough flour ain't gonna happen without the crops of wheat!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (2OVCl)

392 I was wondering how the Lefty truck farm was doing?

Maybe we should call it a Western Flyer farm?

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 12, 2020 01:53 PM (o2MD2)

393 So,

The Raz, in CHAZ, takes Seattle from the spaz?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2020 01:53 PM (NgKpN)

394 NBC excitedly says John Bolton hates OrangeManBad and thinks the impeachment effort was "too narrowly focused" on Ukraine, where Trump did nothing other than expose Biden's corrupt practices.


Competent impeachment managers, Bolton says, would focus on the entirety of Trump's foreign policy because, and this will shock you!, he was very concerned about getting re-elected and thought voters would judge him poorly if he didn't live up to his campaign promises.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 12, 2020 01:53 PM (NVYyb)

395 My Pillow Promo Code: wor

I just checked it.

Gets you the 2 for $60 promo going on on their website right now.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 01:53 PM (8B6Ng)

396 380 Laura Ingraham is doing yeoman's work, too.

Unlike Hannity, she can shut up after asking a guest a question. And she has knowledgeable guests.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (sy5kK)

I agree. She has good connections and has some really good guests on her show a lot.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 01:51 PM (2OVCl)

But is she dominating the dojo? I don't think so! HI-YA!

Posted by: Sean hannity at June 12, 2020 01:54 PM (Izzlo)

397 Riot. Loot. Burn. Occupy. Rape.(repeat)


Leftists are such one trick ponies.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 01:54 PM (1vWDB)

398 WE ARE ALL CHAZ NOW!

Posted by: Newsweak at June 12, 2020 01:54 PM (88+cf)

399 388 Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Trump should do nothing about this except project an image of calm reason.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (1ISKN)


Cut off their internet, cell phone, water and electricity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 01:54 PM (s2VJv)

400 386
Put a big cage around it with a sign "Don't feed the animals"
---
Thats what I thought. Surround it with Constantine wire three deep. One exit, where a judge may or may not set bail.

Posted by: Menack at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (buTO7)

401 Soy! Fields of soy is what we need! Fields of soy the size of...say, how big of a farm do we need anyway? About the size of an above-ground swimming pool should be more than enough, right? Besides, that happens to be the exact amount of top soil we looted from the garden store. All right, dump that shit over there somewhere and we'll smoke a bong while the soy grows. Or germinates, or whatever it does.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (FtO5h)

402 371-it's an ancient pillow and it sheds even through the pillowcase. It's a really disturbing image that makes me really hate my SIL for the way she neglects a thoroughly decent man who happens to disagree with her politically.
But then she was a cunt waaaay before this; I think the political stuff, egged on by her daughter (aka her apprentice) pushes her into full bore mental illness.

Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (11H2y)

403 Has any Seattle moron heard what Dan Satterburg has to say about this? I'd be curious- he was a year behind me in high school. I always thought he was a stoner, so I was surprised that he did so well.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

404 397 Riot. Loot. Burn. Occupy. Rape.(repeat)


Leftists are such one trick ponies.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 01:54 PM (1vWDB)

you only said rape once

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (JFO2v)

405 Where are the local kids with Water Balloon Launchers and Potato Guns?

You want food?


OK.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (SNgVX)

406 >>I'm in freak out mode with my teens.
Posted by: Sassy at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (tUGnI)

Crate training. Teens actually feel secure when they have a "den." The enclosure needs to be large enough that they can sleep, but not so large that they feel comfortable going to the bathroom in it.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (XzT/D)

407 Tucker's tone was perfect.

I forget what Alinsky rule # it is, but laughing at them is great when what they want most is to be taken seriously, if not anger the normies.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (bDqIh)

408
Mayor Durka-Durka ... what a dope.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 01:56 PM (pNxlR)

409 That decision lets Sullivan hold the hearing on July 16th & make a ruling on the motion.


Seemingly at his leisure though.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 12, 2020 01:56 PM (OOdcU)

410 So when the economy of Chaz collapses will they declare war on the United States ala The Mouse That Roared?

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at June 12, 2020 01:56 PM (+Vkwv)

411 Unlike Hannity, she can shut up after asking a guest a question. And she has knowledgeable guests.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (sy5kK)

Well, did she ever wash dishes?
Does she have an FBI pin??? Kung Fu much?

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 12, 2020 01:56 PM (88+cf)

412 Cut off their internet, cell phone, water and electricity.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 01:54 PM (s2VJv)

Hide the soy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2020 01:56 PM (JFO2v)

413 >>402 371-it's an ancient pillow and it sheds even through the pillowcase. It's a really disturbing image that makes me really hate my SIL for the way she neglects a thoroughly decent man who happens to disagree with her politically.
Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (11H2y)

You will purchase a neti pot for your brother.

Do this now.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:56 PM (XzT/D)

414 Laura Ingraham is doing yeoman's work, too.

It's nice to be appreciated, but Mrs. Yeoman and I have barely been scraping by during the lockdowns, and I kind of need all the work I can get right now, thanks.

Posted by: Yeoman at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (FtO5h)

415 Unlike Hannity, she can shut up after asking a guest a question. And she has knowledgeable guests.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 01:48 PM (sy5kK)


Does he still do that?

I haven't watched for years, that's one of the things that drove me away. What's the use of giving them rope to hang themselves if you're going to keep yabbering so they can creep away? Clown.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (8B6Ng)

416
rate training. Teens actually feel secure when they have a "den." The enclosure needs to be large enough that they can sleep, but not so large that they feel comfortable going to the bathroom in it.
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (XzT/D)


Rub their noses in their "accidents", too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (pNxlR)

417 I'm feeling very defeated right now. Yesterday some people mentioned kids rejecting their parents and not getting to see the grandkids. I'm in freak out mode with my teens.
Posted by: Sassy

Deep breaths. Teens are very difficult at times and I am glad to be past that stage with them. Things have a way of working out so don't despair. Take some time for yourself when you can and pray.

Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

418 Lillian Hellman join a Nazi affiliated group when she was living in Bonn

even though she is Jewish

left when she became aware of the antisemitism

that's the educated left

Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (JgrP5)

419 >>I'm in freak out mode with my teens.


If they are old enough to argue with you, they are old enough to work.

Start charging them for Goods and Services and give them Jobs they can do for 'Store Credit'.

Start with the really shitty jobs.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (SNgVX)

420 The mayor gave them porta-potties. She is characterizing this as a street fair - the city is now liable for all damages and lawsuits deriving from criminal acts.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (nFRLh)

421 I can't help but notice something about Mayor Jenny and Police Chief Carmen.<br>
Of course, it's wrong to notice things. But I wonder ...<br>
How that Nineteenth Amendment working out for everyone?<br>
It seems like the terrorists and criminals like it quite a bit.

Posted by: Noticing a pattern at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Pnd/Z)

422 Mayor Durka-Durka ... what a dope.
100 quatloos says she gets re-elected.

Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (CbG28)

423 395 thank you very much. Going online now.
bless you. Please pray for Vinnie.

Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2020 01:58 PM (11H2y)

424 402 371-it's an ancient pillow and it sheds even through the pillowcase. It's a really disturbing image that makes me really hate my SIL for the way she neglects a thoroughly decent man who happens to disagree with her politically.
But then she was a cunt waaaay before this; I think the political stuff, egged on by her daughter (aka her apprentice) pushes her into full bore mental illness.
Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (11H2y)

Does she have the pocketbook locked down so he can't get one himself? Not trying to be snarky, I'm just wondering.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 01:58 PM (Ez6QX)

425 ALERT!

National Bourbon Day is Sunday, apparently.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 12, 2020 01:58 PM (ifmtJ)

426 I'm feeling very defeated right now. Yesterday some people mentioned kids rejecting their parents and not getting to see the grandkids. I'm in freak out mode with my teens.


ugh I'm sorry sassy!

I don't know how we managed but we have two teens who are both really contrary and critical and argumentative lol. I think it may be genetic. sure they disagree with me and my (still NT!) husband, but they do the same with their peers and teachers lol

we aren't Jewish but we have a lot of Jewish friends and we tried to have the kind of open discussions/debates at the dinner table and things like that. we really encouraged them to always question things and it seems to have worked out (altho they are both massive pains in the butt to argue with!)

I think it was really mostly genetics tho.

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 12, 2020 01:58 PM (j9HX3)

427
Well, did she ever wash dishes?
Does she have an FBI pin??? Kung Fu much?
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 12, 2020 01:56 PM (88+cf)


HAS SHE HUNG DRYWALL?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 01:58 PM (pNxlR)

428 Now one of the guys at work is demanding we shut down the other company, with the five cases of Wuflu. He has no idea what they have done to prevent the spread of it, but it's time to dump a bunch of folks onto unemployment to make him feel safer.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 12, 2020 01:58 PM (JKNZq)

429 This morning NBC news called the area a Festive area.

Predicatively, like the sun rising in the morning, you know this will come back and bite all the MSN in the ass once the reports of rape and violence starting coming out of Derka-CHAZ-stan's residents.

Occupy wasn't able to keep a lid on it and the MSM had to eat all their happy reports.

Been saying this should be called Fyre Festival: Seattle.

Posted by: astronaut achmed at June 12, 2020 01:58 PM (E1b7r)

430 Put a big cage around it with a sign "Don't feed the animals"

Don't tap on the windows.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

431 "Mayor Jenny" of Seattle: The New Bandit Kindom In the Heart of Our City is Like a "Block Party"
Police: "Robberies and Rapes" Are Taking Place in the Bandit Kingdom and We Can't Stop Them

I stand by my over/under betting line of the first homicide by Sunday am.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

432 422 Mayor Durka-Durka ... what a dope.
100 quatloos says she gets re-elected.
Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (CbG2


Nope. Sucker bet.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (o2MD2)

433 >>I'm in freak out mode with my teens. Posted by: Sassy

It's perfectly normal for your teens to smell each others' butts. It's their way of learning about each other. In fact, teens can assess the health of their friends in this way.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (XzT/D)

434
The mayor gave them porta-potties. She is characterizing this as a
street fair - the city is now liable for all damages and lawsuits
deriving from criminal acts.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 12, 2020 01:57 PM (nFRLh)

================================
While her police chief encourages citizens (aka "taxpayers") to report crimes commited inside "CHAZ".

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (Pqytn)

435 Gov. Cuomo just issued CoronaSex Guidelines which is totally not the creepiest thing since naked lawnmowing with Chris. The Milkybottom Boys should focus on their forte: Granny-killing.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (Ndje9)

436 Trump should do nothing about this except project an image of calm reason.

Maybe he could tweet about all the federal laws that are being broken in SPAZ with the local government's approval. Or have someone like, oh, I don't know, the Attorney General do it.

Just keep hammering how illegal all this insurrection is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (HaL55)

437 >>Trump should do nothing about this except project an image of calm reason.


I like that he's told Jenny and Inslee to clean it up or else. They predictably brushed it off and made it about Trump.

Now they 100% own whatever happens in CHAZ.

He is toying with them. They will wait for Trump to intervene, hoping to get the military response they can capitalize on. Meanwhile, things are getting ugly faster than thought possible. They will have blood on their hands soon if they don't stop this now.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (bDqIh)

438 Toss the bodies in Elliot Bay and feed the crabs.

Posted by: azalea city at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (WX+x0)

439 Come to CHAZ - free-range chicks!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

440 432
I wasn't clear. I mean yeah, its a sucker bet to bet against her reelection.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 12, 2020 02:00 PM (o2MD2)

441 Shout out to the Miami cops, getting things DONE!

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2020 02:00 PM (Eicbe)

442 Crate training. Teens actually feel secure when they have a "den." The enclosure needs to be large enough that they can sleep, but not so large that they feel comfortable going to the bathroom in it.
Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (XzT/D)


Totes agree. Although it's getting kind of late for the kennel, it can still probably be done. I'd also agree on size. I found locking the kids in the basement or garage usually led to far more messes than I'd like to admit. They usually don't get the "going in one spot" until they're 5 or 6. Floor drains and a spigot in the garage was a good investment. Just hose them and everything off and you're good for another week.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:00 PM (8B6Ng)

443 They will have blood on their hands soon if they don't stop this now.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (bDqIh)

Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

444 407 Tucker's tone was perfect.

I forget what Alinsky rule # it is, but laughing at them is great when what they want most is to be taken seriously, if not anger the normies.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 01:55 PM (bDqIh)


But do everything to utterly destroy them via law enforcement and at this stage DHS, FBI and maybe the DoD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:00 PM (s2VJv)

445 Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Trump should do nothing about this except project an image of calm reason.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 12, 2020 01:52 PM (1ISKN)



If you haven't seen this... Mystery video...


Are ANTIFA leaders being scooped by FEDs now?
https://tinyurl.com/y7onbwfg

One can dream.
I hope it is is real.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:00 PM (2OVCl)

446 437 >>Trump should do nothing about this except project an image of calm reason.


I like that he's told Jenny and Inslee to clean it up or else. They predictably brushed it off and made it about Trump.

Now they 100% own whatever happens in CHAZ.

He is toying with them. They will wait for Trump to intervene, hoping to get the military response they can capitalize on. Meanwhile, things are getting ugly faster than thought possible. They will have blood on their hands soon if they don't stop this now.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (bDqIh)

=========

I very much look forward to the news stories calling the black warlord a white nationalist without ever showing his picture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

447 436 Trump should do nothing about this except project an image of calm reason.

Maybe he could tweet about all the federal laws that are being broken in SPAZ with the local government's approval. Or have someone like, oh, I don't know, the Attorney General do it.

Just keep hammering how illegal all this insurrection is.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (HaL55)

*seethes*

Posted by: Larry O'Donnel at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (6FeV1)

448 I stand by my over/under betting line of the first homicide by Sunday am.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


State of Washington has no homicides, only death by Covid...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (2ygtH)

449 They'll be as successful at farming as Oliver Wendell Douglas.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (aKsyK)

450 I'm hoping they don't expand their territory to South Lake Union. I'm taking a friend there for chemo the next nine weeks and I worry a lot.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 01:46 PM (d9Irc)

There is a 50/50 chance that even Braindead Gurkin would find disrupting a cancer treatment facility is out of bounds.

SCCA? Been there this week and no problem getting in and out. Not so quiet that it is too quiet.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (e1mEI)

451
Lillian Hellman join a Nazi affiliated group when she was living in Bonn


Signed over the family mayonnaise fortune to them, too, in exchange for free advertising at their rallies in Nuremberg.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (pNxlR)

452 I could see Mayor Jenny lying on a cot at Seattle tactical, smoking stale cascade kush, her wife beater t-shiry drenched in flop sweat. The room spinning.....

Seattle..... stuck in f'n Seattle...

Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (M6Yu0)

453 Predicatively, like the sun rising in the morning,
you know this will come back and bite all the MSN in the ass once the
reports of rape and violence starting coming out of Derka-CHAZ-stan's
residents.



Occupy wasn't able to keep a lid on it and the MSM had to eat all their happy reports.



Been saying this should be called Fyre Festival: Seattle.





Posted by: astronaut achmed at June 12, 2020 01:58 PM (E1b7r)

It will not bite anyone in the ass. It never does.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (nAiE/)

454 439 Come to CHAZ - free-range chicks!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 02:00 PM (YqDXo)


Hole Foods Market...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (s2VJv)

455 Screw them, I have the DVDs.
------
.... for now.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (TZi47)

456 CHAZ dream-catcher: A two-by-four and a box of condoms.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (XzT/D)

457 The lawsuits against the city I imagine will be tremendous. Could you even imagine being a property owner there?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (r+sAi)

458 Trump should do nothing about this except project an image of calm reason.

Maybe he could tweet about all the federal laws that are being broken in SPAZ with the local government's approval. Or have someone like, oh, I don't know, the Attorney General do it.

Just keep hammering how illegal all this insurrection is.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Start withholding federal money.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (eii2u)

459 I'm in freak out mode with my teens. Posted by: Sassy


You can provide their email addresses of a very nice Marine recruiter.

Posted by: Archer at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (gmo/4)

460 Nooooooooooooooooooooooood! Miami PD

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (ExV1e)

461 If they really want people to join, they should add free snatch to the free food and dope hook. Make Boobs girl their public face.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (o2MD2)

462 451
Lillian Hellman join a Nazi affiliated group when she was living in Bonn

Signed over the family mayonnaise fortune to them, too, in exchange for free advertising at their rallies in Nuremberg.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (pNxlR)


She fled to Argentina and changed her name to Lillian Bestfoods.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (s2VJv)

463 262 Trump can just point to Seattle and tell people that Democrats will let their cities burn.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 01:39 PM (oVJmc)

I believe this is the current plan. The longer Trump can not get involved, Seattle remains on the front page as a reminder of what two generations of Democrat rule get you.

Never stop the opposition from stepping all over their own dick.


And living 20 minutes south of Seattle, I say let it happen.

They voted for Jenny, let them enjoy their Jenny.

Good and hard.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (sy5kK)

464 Remember when Jane Byrne decided to live in Cabrini-Green?

She lasted a week with full security and metal plates welded into place to protect the apartment (gangs used the unit later as a fort because bullets couldn't penetrate the plates).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2020 02:03 PM (j3npP)

465 But do everything to utterly destroy them via law enforcement and at this stage DHS, FBI and maybe the DoD.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2020 02:00 PM (s2VJv)


see my link in 445

Not sure if you linked this in the AM report, I only got halfway through...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2020 02:03 PM (2OVCl)

466 >>I'm in freak out mode with my teens.


Threaten to join their Social Media Groups.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2020 02:03 PM (SNgVX)

467 NOOD Florida man cops.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:03 PM (8B6Ng)

468 Aaaand this is why I left WA in 96 for AZ. WTactualF!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 12, 2020 02:03 PM (k/TB6)

469 I don't know why you guys want to end the show. I don't find the SPAZ at all threatening. I find it amusing.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 12, 2020 02:03 PM (OOdcU)

470 They will have blood on their hands soon if they don't stop this now.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (bDqIh)



================
Maybe, but I doubt it. I think it unwinds naturally when people leave to go home, get a shower and some sleep. It's gotta be exhausting being street people, holding demonstrations and trying to catch a few winks with rap playing all night long.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (NVYyb)

471 he was very concerned about getting re-elected and
thought voters would judge him poorly if he didn't live up to his
campaign promises.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 12, 2020 01:53 PM (NVYyb)

Elected Republicans are APPALLED at the boorishness of it all

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (iUIKZ)

472
The mayor gave them porta-potties.

Is her number on the wall? 867-5309

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (aKsyK)

473 Washington used slaves. I demand Inslee change the state name to Chazatopia.

Posted by: azalea city at June 12, 2020 02:04 PM (WX+x0)

474 449 They'll be as successful at farming as Oliver Wendell Douglas.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 02:01 PM (aKsyK)

But instead of Zsa-Zsa Gabor, they'll have some tubby-assed freak show with neck tats, jankety home-brew pink hair shaved in sporadic spots, and a pit-stained t-shirt three sizes too small, spraying halitosis and invective about Teh Patreearchy into their ears.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (6FeV1)

475 >>There is a 50/50 chance that even Braindead Gurkin would find disrupting a cancer treatment facility is out of bounds.


I think blue state mayors made it clear that they don;t care about their normal citizens' health and well-being.

In fact, they seem to be governing in ways that increase to body count in order to destroy Trump (e.g. sending infected in nursing homes, not stopping rioters on the first night, etc.).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (bDqIh)

476 I live an hour south.
Let. It. Burn.

All of it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (jWe5r)

477 LCD, secret squirrel
I agree. This part of Seattle has long been overwhelmingly woke and full of soy.
I want this to play out without federal intervention. I don't want it to spread but if internal enemies are insufficient or, the food does in fact run out, they will expand aggressively.
What happens after that is up for grabs.
The city prosecutor, like the state AG are both looking for the next step up in the food chain. They will not enforce laws against any of their comrades in power hunger.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (d9Irc)

478
Totes agree. Although it's getting kind of late for the kennel, it can still probably be done. I'd also agree on size. I found locking the kids in the basement or garage usually led to far more messes than I'd like to admit. They usually don't get the "going in one spot" until they're 5 or 6. Floor drains and a spigot in the garage was a good investment. Just hose them and everything off and you're good for another week.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 02:00 PM


What's the consensus about providing each one with a kittle house in the back yard and and having each one leashed on a rope run? Fresh food and water provided once a day, of course!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:05 PM (pNxlR)

479 I like that he's told Jenny and Inslee to clean it up or else. They predictably brushed it off and made it about Trump.



Now they 100% own whatever happens in CHAZ.



He is toying with them. They will wait for Trump to intervene,
hoping to get the military response they can capitalize on. Meanwhile,
things are getting ugly faster than thought possible. They will have
blood on their hands soon if they don't stop this now.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2020 01:59 PM (bDqIh)

=============================
No. The time for "toying" with those two yo-yos is over. President Trump now has videos from Durkan, Inslee, and the SPD chief that demonstrate, with authority, the seriousness of the matter. All the nation's public sees NOW is what the MSM shows them, which is the DNC Kool-Aid. That's why teenagers now think "CHAZ" is fucking cool. It's time for the President to lay off twitter and to start laying out the law.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (Pqytn)

480 I have found that no amount of psychiatric help will suffice here. Please let me go

Posted by: Niles Crane at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (cS/vU)

481 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network:

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (HyRbI)

482
When is the Seattle Underground Autonomous Kollective scheduled to launch?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (pNxlR)

483 Airborne Karentroopers.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 01:16 PM (XzT/D)

69th Airborne The Screamin Karens

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 12, 2020 02:07 PM (k/TB6)

484
ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network:


Behold! My Fields of Fooks to Give! They are barren ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (pNxlR)

485 Will be setting up an AZ around my home for the 4th of July. Fuck Illinois

Posted by: Niles Crane at June 12, 2020 02:08 PM (cS/vU)

486 Trump should just let this stew. Shows the dem mayor's and governor's incompetence and the idiocy of the whole movement.

Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (ofIwF)

487 That was me and I hate my iPhone

Posted by: Big fat Meanie at June 12, 2020 02:09 PM (cS/vU)

488 BTW, the Chief's name is Carmen Best ... not Bass.

And she only became Chief because she didn't make the round of the final three to be interviewed, another person was actually hired and then the brats insisted Best be hired instead.

It's on her just as much as it is Durkan and the city council.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 12, 2020 02:11 PM (jWe5r)

489 Just curious, but has Jefferson Davis been charged with assault after caving that dude's head in a couple of nights ago?

Posted by: WeBoned! at June 12, 2020 02:12 PM (8k7U7)

490 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 02:02 PM (sy5kK)

Edmonds? I grew up there.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (ijEPD)

491 481 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low this week as WokeCenter programming has destroyed the network:
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 12, 2020 02:06 PM (HyRbI)

The combination of woke programming and the lack of live sports happening has to be a disaster for ESPN.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 12, 2020 02:14 PM (LZ7Gl)

492 WDv2 is treating his new fabulous and luxurious bed as a Forbidden Zone.

Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2020 02:16 PM (MVjcR)

493 Most-popular name of CHAZ-conceived babies: CHAZ

Second place: J'amail Linoleum Velveeta.

Posted by: Zod



It's funny because it's true

Posted by: Sharkman at June 12, 2020 02:17 PM (M2rKR)

494 "That's why teenagers now think "CHAZ" is fucking cool. It's time for the President to lay off twitter and to start laying out the law."

And then those teens will come around to Trump? I think saving the Democrats from themselves would be a terrible move. For now, the media can pretend everything in their new commune is just fine. But they can't stop Trump from showing clear evidence to counter them. I'm guessing there will be plenty of horrifying imagery from Seattle, that he can use.

Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (eAZVt)

495 Due to the failure of the education system, the only way young people learn today is by experiencing the consequences of their actions.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (lRrON)

496 424- My pillows are on the way to him.
SIL got control of the checkbook after she got the kid (a toddler then) to call daddy crying that they were going to starve if he didn't.

I absolutely hate her fucking guts, down to the molecular level.

Vin won't give her a divorce because that's what she wants: All his money without dealing with him, except when she needs something.

One of my happiest moments dealing with her was when the executor of my mom's estate distributed the last payout. She got her hands on the previous two. This time I set up a joint account with my address for him. He deposited the check there on the QT, so there was no trace of the dough at home. We had a terrific lunch to celebrate.

Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2020 02:34 PM (11H2y)

497 And then those teens will come around to Trump? I
think saving the Democrats from themselves would be a terrible move. For
now, the media can pretend everything in their new commune is just
fine. But they can't stop Trump from showing clear evidence to counter
them. I'm guessing there will be plenty of horrifying imagery from
Seattle, that he can use.



Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 02:18 PM (eAZVt)

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Did I say anything about using force at this time? No, I didn't. What the President should do is demonstrate that he is taking the matter seriously by holding press conferences that state the constitutional seriousness of these violent acts occuring NATIONWIDE. It's not just Portland or Seattle.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2020 02:36 PM (Pqytn)

498 Seattle Times reporting that local businesses in Seattle and surrounding suburbs are hiring private security. This creates 2 tiers of law enforcement, and less transparency and accountability.

Posted by: runningrn at June 12, 2020 02:47 PM (EZJ/Z)

499 so now we have enclaves and exclaves of CHAZ?

by the way, the enclave / exclave Wikipedia entry is fascinating. let's just say it gets complicated

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 12, 2020 02:48 PM (RKQ/v)

500 This is what someone says when they know they have zero control over a situation but want to seem as if they do. Her only option is to blather on about how it's totally ok and not an issue.

Posted by: Neil at June 12, 2020 03:27 PM (SG7Va)

501 "the Grand Duchy of CHAZ"
I love you, Ace.

Posted by: Rusty at June 12, 2020 03:45 PM (dPoUG)

502
"Grand Duchy of CHAZ "

Dude. It's the Democratic People's Republic of Chazistan.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 12, 2020 04:07 PM (ZTZBG)

503 Here is the list of supplies CHAZ needs:

https://tinyurl.com/y9wutucz

Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2020 04:08 PM (wiXsO)

504 They elected this moron and their stuck with her way too bad Seattle you made the big big mistake now your paying the price for your stupidty

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 12, 2020 04:19 PM (FLiOE)

505 Since these people are abandoning the USA I'm hoping we've cut off all their unemployment benefits.

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Posted by: mona lisa at June 13, 2020 01:26 AM (AsFF3)

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