aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
"My Girlfriend Identifies as a Cat"
A little change of pace.
You might wonder why this guy would be with her. Well, at 1:25, he shows you: He dresses up, too.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RoyalOil at June 02, 2020 03:06 PM (aO8Gd)
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Tongue bath...I would have that the answer obvious.
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Posted by: Someguy at June 02, 2020 03:11 PM (zR1US)
It's Pride month, right? LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY!
TMobile, Kraft, Subaru, Whole Foods, Google, Ford Motor Company, SC Johnson, and the NFL fully endorse your alternative lifestyle choices!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2020 03:11 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 02, 2020 03:10 PM (kfcYC)
I've just changed my rule about crazy ladies.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:11 PM (5Uh8B)
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Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2020 03:10 PM (cGJ7O)
...
It's the brain parasites I object to.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: grognard at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (dYmWY)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 02, 2020 03:10 PM (kfcYC)
"Whenever possible, but don't give them your real name or home address?"
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Tweety at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (2cfUo)
I can read almost any tweet I want without an account (the tweeter can restrict visibility, but few do). I don't want to sign up and log in to view. The one huge benefit to Twitter is that I can read something worth seeing or point and laugh without signing up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (yL25O)
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Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (hKHHg)
Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (DUPgJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (66jgF)
Posted by: klaftern at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mark1971
That is the question.
That I do not want to know the answer to.
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (Qf83p)
A little change of pace.
You might wonder why this guy would be with her.
Pussy is pussy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (4RRDi)
I was not aware that cats did the catholic schoolgirl thing.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (yL25O)
Cat-holic?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (KnJdm)
What did you think of Annihilation?
And because we're less than 100, this guy is totally weird but I kind of admire the fact that he's getting some young strange. He looks to be about 29 and she's what, 25?
Posted by: MJ at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: grognard at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (sb+Cg)
My girlfriend sleeps above the sheets.
FOUR FEET above the sheets.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 02, 2020 03:11 PM (ZTZBG)
==========
"Where she at?"
-The keymaster
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (2P4E/)
So fine, give her some credit for working with what she's got.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (hku12)
Posted by: grognard at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (5Uh8B)
My girlfriend sleeps above the sheets.
FOUR FEET above the sheets.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 02, 2020 03:11 PM (ZTZBG)
...
I, at 29 years of age, get this reference.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Leon Spinks at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Brother Tim at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2020 03:12 PM (DUPgJ)
They do count!
Up to 9 anyway.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Vanya at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (9OEnu)
Posted by: Mark1971
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Probably tracks it all over the house like my cat does.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (rCCa4)
What did you think of Annihilation?
Posted by: MJ at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (gAMkn)
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I loved it.
It's the sort of heady, steady scifi that I gravitate towards. It's also really rare.
Keep in mind, it's a slow going affair, but I watch Tarkovsky movies for fun so I have no problem with that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (AFSld)
The ratio of sane army colonels to insane army colonels is somewhere well below one to one.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (hku12)
My girlfriend sleeps above the sheets.
FOUR FEET above the sheets.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 02, 2020 03:11 PM (ZTZBG)
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"Where she at?"
-The keymaster
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
...
We should get these two together.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (KnJdm)
Goddamit, now I know the next hit Japanese anime.
Posted by: trev006 at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (o4gON)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Selina Kyle at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (5Uh8B)
It is called Fursonas - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5259184/
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (hKHHg)
We should invade.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
We have enough dysfunctional shit without adding Canada's to the pile.
Posted by: Brother Tim at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (za/qu)
Kurt Schlichter? Same arrangement.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (AFSld)
***************
My idiot company put up a HAPPY PRIDE MONTH on LinkedIn, which I quickly deleted.
If anyone asks, the answer will be obvious since 70% of our customer base is MAGA. Stupid fucks.
The first rule of marketing is that you do not make a fucking political statement guaranteed to alienate half your BUYING audience. Our sales are 50% down too, which is mostly due to chinavirus but now I see full retard has been a factor too.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (qjogl)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: sbardo at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (PRkyh)
My poor wife.
I've actually had to tell her that yes, that's a real thing, and no, do not look it up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (WEBkv)
Kitty, Kitty - De Staat
https://youtu.be/MWM9DC-31Xo
It's kind of an anthem for the times, anyway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: klaftern at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (AFSld)
A little change of pace.
You might wonder why this guy would be with her.
Pussy is pussy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (4RRDi)
Col., dude, we said you needed to get some strange, but not THAT strange!
Posted by: His Old Command Master SGT. at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (
"I want you inside me."
"You know, it sounds like you've got at least two people in there already..."
Posted by: Vanya at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (9OEnu)
****
The fact that we can't even tell anymore should say something.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: grognard at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (dNzKv)
So, question that must be asked. We already know this person is mentally
ill. Are we really sure that this guy's "girlfriend" is actually even a
woman?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (2P4E/)
Now that you mention it, how does she get her tail to point up in the air?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (4RRDi)
It's the sort of heady, steady scifi that I gravitate towards. It's also really rare.
Keep in mind, it's a slow going affair, but I watch Tarkovsky movies for fun so I have no problem with that.
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I watched it a few days ago and had the same reaction. Loved it, but then again, I lurve me some heady sci fi shit coupled with incredible visuals.
Posted by: MJ at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (gAMkn)
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Because he's not familiar with the hot-crazy matrix?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (z4SrG)
Posted by: Dill Ford at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (jbLIZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (5Uh8B)
Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (DUPgJ)
Dilbert Guy: the government should post names of antifa just like they post names of pedophiles so we can warned about these dangerous people in our areas.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (66jgF)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (l+j8B)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (COzlW)
The neck is the most vulnerable part of the body. I learned this from Sean Hannity.
Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (DUPgJ)
LOL
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (5Uh8B)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (z0bxT)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (WdocV)
It's the sort of heady, steady scifi that I gravitate towards. It's also really rare.
Keep in mind, it's a slow going affair, but I watch Tarkovsky movies for fun so I have no problem with that.
------------------------
I watched it a few days ago and had the same reaction. Loved it, but then again, I lurve me some heady sci fi shit coupled with incredible visuals.
Posted by: MJ at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (gAMkn)
========
Alex Garland is a great new voice. He did that new FX series Devs which I hear is really good.
I'd rather him make movies, though, because I prefer movies.
He was probably the real director of Dredd, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
"You know, it sounds like you've got at least two people in there already..."
Posted by: Vanya at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM
There is no Dana...only Zuul.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (ejd/p)
Lori Dykefoot says she will not let Trump send military into Chicago to stop the "protesting". She will take him to court to stop any intervention of the great job she's doing allowing the rioters to destroy the city
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (za/qu)
Posted by: Buckcherry at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (qjogl)
Posted by: garrett
"Looks like a mountain lion shit in here!"
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (4RRDi)
It's Pride month, right? LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY!
TMobile, Kraft, Subaru, Whole Foods, Google, Ford Motor Company, SC Johnson, and the NFL fully endorse your alternative lifestyle choices!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2020 03:11 PM (bDqIh)
Ugh. Isn't there anyone or anyplace that is on our side?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 02, 2020 03:10 PM (fdMvo)
Meow. Now, if I was Dr. Strange, I'd have sex, hit climax, then roll time back 15 seconds and climax again
and again, and again, and....
*help, I'm stuck in a climax loop!*
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (6NIsq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (l+j8B)
Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (DUPgJ)
We agree!
Posted by: The Bulwark at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (5Uh8B)
Posted by: klaftern at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:17 PM (66jgF)
Easier: look at the district-by-district voting map. 10% of the blue zone population are Antifa or Antifa-adjacent. If you live in one, GTFO.
Posted by: grognard at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (sb+Cg)
***
She's half his age and ok-ish looking? More then enough reason for most men to put up with a pretty high level of crazy.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (j2Mrt)
Posted by: Sean Connery at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (l+j8B)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (xfb67)
but she fucks so good, i'm on top of it
Posted by: Buckcherry at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (2cfUo)
Great. Now that song's going to be stuck in my head all afternoon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (Ez6QX)
Oh, and Army Colonel???
The ratio of sane army colonels to insane army colonels is somewhere well below one to one.
I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
Posted by: Col. Walter E. Kurtz at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (T6t7i)
He can take you down in seconds.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (cGJ7O)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (KnJdm)
hahahaha!
(Yesterday from manofmany, I got one w/subject: How to take the perfect dick pic.)
life is like a box of chocolates ...
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (4wSyT)
A can of 9 Lives is about .67 cents.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (4RRDi)
And if you're feeling frisky, a new catnip mouse
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (m45I2)
If trans people can condemn cross dressers, and Differently Abled people condemn those who get surgery to fix their problems, the cat dressing lady is not safe.
WuFlu didn't work, so SMOD is our salvation again.
Posted by: Jon at June 02, 2020 03:19 PM (H4mKV)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 02, 2020 03:20 PM (PRkyh)
Posted by: Obligatory at June 02, 2020 03:20 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 02, 2020 03:20 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 02, 2020 03:20 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:20 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Sugartits, if Trump decides to send in the military, you can't stop him. You CAN be arrested and tried via a military tribunal.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:20 PM (4RRDi)
https://youtu.be/mi5GFuvCIp4
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2020 03:20 PM (hKHHg)
Posted by: 40 miles north at June 02, 2020 03:20 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (1vIuC)
When you scratch her right on that special spot right at the end of her tailbone, does she arch her back and hike dat ass up for you?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (AFSld)
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Kurt Schlichter? Same arrangement.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:15 PM (AFSld)
He was the only one I thought of who I would put on the other side of the ledger.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (m45I2)
I can drop you with one chop to the neck.
Posted by: S Hannity 34th degree black belt and lethal weapon at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (ejd/p)
A can of 9 Lives is about .67 cents.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM (4RRDi)
That, and a laser pointer, and you pretty much own her.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:21 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: grognard at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: grognard at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (sb+Cg)
+++++++++++
10%? *Way* too high. If you're at 1% Antifa concentration, then it's bad shit. Remember, they're violent revolutionaries. It doesn't take that many.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (AFSld)
___
Outside the neighbor's window on a night with a full moon.
Posted by: Obligatory at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (+eVzC)
Officer! Officer! This guy looted my joke!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (X2Olq)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (hKHHg)
Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (a74KK)
Posted by: klaftern at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (AFSld)
Pretty sure.
Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (ZfRYq)
You musta missed the memo. There are no more rules.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (4wSyT)
Posted by: Cat girl's boyfriend at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (j2Mrt)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (66jgF)
Just like Trump's Russian hoors!
Posted by: Adam Schiff at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: PennaLady at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)
I'm also counting the adjacent people who aren't on the street, but give support and turn a blind eye, like that douchebag who let 100 of them into his house in DC. That's easily 10%.
Posted by: grognard at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: someasshole at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (g8UuS)
183 Then there is Nuku Nuku Natsume nyah!
https://youtu.be/Lh9dwpELGLQ?t=14
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (hKHHg)
Japanese: What a bunch of posers!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
I prefer this story of dressing up better. It's funnier:
https://tinyurl.com/y8q7skpe
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (+eVzC)
lol, that's great.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (KnJdm)
A can of 9 Lives is about .67 cents.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:16 PM
She's probably a Fancy Feast kinda girl.
Posted by: Bert G at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (OMsf+)
@BillFOXLA
BREAKING: @FOXLA has learned that LAPD arrested 31 y/o Gregory Wong in DTLA this AM while dressed as/impersonating National Guard. He was armed to the teeth and was booked on assault weapons charges. LAPD says federal charges may come next. Sources confirm this photo.
https://tinyurl.com/yahju37a
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (cF8AT)
The Army attracts a lot of people who don't fit into "normal" society. The structure, discipline, community, etc. can be attractive because it makes it easier to fit in.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: klaftern at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (RuIsu)
- Never throw shit at an armed man.
- Never stand next to someone who is throwing shit at an armed man.
Posted by: McCool at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Kyle at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (eAdlW)
*fistbump*
Horde Hive Mind.
Embrace it along with the Power of And.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Doesn't she know that Trump has the nukes?
Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (ZfRYq)
Tongue bath...I would have that the answer obvious.
--
Bonus: no velcro tongue.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (ZMwFa)
Posted by: filbert at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelPantifa at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Obligatory at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
You might wonder why this guy would be with her.
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I'm going with "a couple decades his junior, completely insane, and likely willing to do butt stuff. Kitty-cat butt stuff, no less."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (h6CJG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (qjogl)
"normal" society. The structure, discipline, community, etc. can be
attractive because it makes it easier to fit in.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM
And a lot of them end up in MI, and then the IC.
Posted by: Bert G at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (A2eXZ)
@BillFOXLA
BREAKING: @FOXLA has learned that LAPD arrested 31 y/o Gregory Wong in DTLA this AM while dressed as/impersonating National Guard. He was armed to the teeth and was booked on assault weapons charges. LAPD says federal charges may come next. Sources confirm this photo.
https://tinyurl.com/yahju37a
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (cF8AT
Sum ting Wong with this guy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
And what a lovely singing voice you must have.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (9J5BH)
First "shelves" now this?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (jUVms)
Cats love shelves.
It may be a cry for help.
Posted by: filbert at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: grognard at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (sb+Cg)
+++++++++++++
I stand by 1%. Maybe 2% on extended membership as described.
And those 1% Antifa "blue zones?" Martial law. Insurrection act and martial law. Once they're in a penal colony, it can be lifted.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: klaftern at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (FZYNt)
If it goes to the bathroom under the sink, it's probably a cat."
--P. J. O'Rourke
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (4o2K3)
There is one YUGE benefit to Twitter of Parler, and I hope Parler changes its stance (Gab has the same problem, I think): I have to register to view.
I can read almost any tweet I want without an account (the tweeter can restrict visibility, but few do). I don't want to sign up and log in to view. The one huge benefit to Twitter is that I can read something worth seeing or point and laugh without signing up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
No shit!!! This is my dealbreaker with Parler and Gab. I will not sign up. Fuck you. You want a platform, you allow people to view it from space.
I want to like and use Parler. Or Gab. But I will not register just to surf your (presumably) shitty website.
Posted by: imp at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (SFOr6)
Fuck them.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (jUVms)
___
I'm not saying its full of cat girl videos. But I'm not saying it isn't either.
Posted by: Obligatory at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (WdocV)
When life becomes a sitcom, keep on laughing.
When life becomes a bad action flick, get to the choppah!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (OQhSu)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (XHrkn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (xfb67)
Judging by their non-response, I'm assuming the higher court found "judge" sullivan's rationale acceptable.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (66jgF)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (5Uh8B)
Rub some catnip on it and use it as a scratching post.
Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (95j/9)
She could eat an apple through a chain-link fence.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelPantifa at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (HaL55)
Fuck them.
Posted by: Seems Legit
Insurance has them covered.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (4RRDi)
https://tinyurl.com/y8q7skpe
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2020 03:22 PM (+eVzC)
++++++++++
Funny. I'd like to buy that guy a beer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (C+We0)
Me-Ow!
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: Bert G at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (OMsf+)
As former MI officer I'd be offended if it wasn't completely true. I used to joke that half the MI soldiers were undiagnosed aspies.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (66jgF)
Or they haven't quite stopped laughing yet.
Posted by: filbert at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (hKHHg)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (MxEKc)
Oh lovely....
@BillFOXLA
BREAKING: @FOXLA has learned that LAPD arrested 31 y/o Gregory Wong
in DTLA this AM while dressed as/impersonating National Guard. He was
armed to the teeth and was booked on assault weapons charges. LAPD says
federal charges may come next. Sources confirm this photo.
https://tinyurl.com/yahju37a
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (cF8AT)
Authorities reported that had he had his brother with him, it still would have been a crime.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2020 03:24 PM (UW2ZS)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (5AYft)
Judging by their non-response, I'm assuming the higher court found "judge" sullivan's rationale acceptable.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (66jgF)
They will make a formal response, then you'll know.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)
***************
Are there conservative hot babes on Parler? If yes, then sign me up Scotty.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Catgirl's boyfriend at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (66jgF)
Don't forget. Anything you loot is subject to federal taxes. Failure to report could affect your student loans and will be on your permanent record.
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (3aI0K)
@BillFOXLA
BREAKING: @FOXLA has learned that LAPD arrested 31 y/o Gregory Wong in DTLA this AM while dressed as/impersonating National Guard. He was armed to the teeth and was booked on assault weapons charges. LAPD says federal charges may come next. Sources confirm this photo.
https://tinyurl.com/yahju37a
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (cF8AT)
Antifa or......
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (66jgF)
They will make a formal response, then you'll know.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM
- -
I hope their response is simple:
"WTF? Really?!"
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (m45I2)
She's 25 or 30 years younger than him and doesn't seem to understand boundaries.
... questions?
Posted by: f2000 at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (IIUCn)
Posted by: Allie at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (vmRc0)
I think you are supposed to use a Q Tip and some Warm Water.
I think they call it the 'Jonah Goldberg'.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (qjogl)
Posted by: Catgirl's boyfriend at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (WdocV)
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Could be worse.
Posted by: Johnny Depp at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (66jgF)
They will make a formal response, then you'll know.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM
- -
I hope their response is simple:
"WTF? Really?!"
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (C+We0)
==========
LOLGF.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (KnJdm)
Sum Ting was busy that day.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (SgjGX)
https://tinyurl.com/y8q7skpe
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yes, that's a good one.
Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (XHrkn)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM (SgjGX)
The other half have their diagnosis then.
Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (ZfRYq)
I'm sure Trump is terrified.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (e284m)
BREAKING: @FOXLA has learned that LAPD arrested 31 y/o Gregory Wong in DTLA this AM while dressed as/impersonating National Guard. He was armed to the teeth and was booked on assault weapons charges. LAPD says federal charges may come next. Sources confirm this photo.
https://tinyurl.com/yahju37a
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM
Mall ninja?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2020 03:29 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelPantifa at June 02, 2020 03:29 PM (HaL55)
Holy shit, what does Ace's search history really look like?
___
I'm not saying its full of cat girl videos. But I'm not saying it isn't either.
Posted by: Obligatory at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (WdocV)
Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Ace's Browser at June 02, 2020 03:29 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at June 02, 2020 03:29 PM (JlaBw)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2020 03:27 PM (m45I2)
------------
Trying not to bust out laughing and have the wife in her wondering why I'm amused.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 02, 2020 03:29 PM (WEBkv)
Lori Dykefoot says she will not let Trump send military into Chicago
to stop the "protesting". She will take him to court to stop any
intervention
***
I believe that is called Insurrection.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:29 PM (WdocV)
She purrs... then scratches your junk.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:29 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (DUPgJ)
wasn't completely true. I used to joke that half the MI soldiers were
undiagnosed aspies.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:26 PM
Former 97B, 98J, and 35H, lol (thanks NG MI units!).
Posted by: Bert G at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (OMsf+)
Sounds a lot like Donna Godchaux circa 1976.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (LvgPb)
If Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, mayor Dykefoot can't do shit. The governor would have more standing and he would fail to stop it, much less a mayor.
The way I read it, POTUS can federalize "the militia", and I think all LEO could count as that as well. Don't know if that's ever been tested or not.
If so, Trump could federalize every damn "man under arms" in the state, yanking them out of control of the state and local pols.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (0iRrz)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (iiT9X)
___
She sounds like a cat in heat. No literally.
Posted by: Cat girl's boy friend at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (WdocV)
Lori Dykefoot says she will not let Trump send military into Chicago
to stop the "protesting". She will take him to court to stop any
intervention
***
I believe that is called Insurrection.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:29 PM (WdocV)
=========
I remember another Democratic officeholder objecting to a Republican president using federal troops to ensure civil rights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (j2Mrt)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (+dsLj)
https://tinyurl.com/yahju37a
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (cF8AT)
*********
He said you have the WONG guy ! I will leave myself out now
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (bfIgB)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (e284m)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: f2000 at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (IIUCn)
Sanctuary cities for terrorists, now.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (66jgF)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (FLiOE)
From UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie, the neko-girl gun
https://youtu.be/q4Dw42ODFJ8
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (hKHHg)
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Nah, they have these shiny new riots to lie about.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (lg/F7)
I'm just saying.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (DUPgJ)
+++++++++++
Low camera angle, directional lighting, sepia tone color treatment?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (hYcqw)
Ok, what does she shove up her butt?
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (lg/F7)
I know Ron Jeremy could lick his own johnson. Can she lick her own box like a cat can?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2020 03:32 PM (DUPgJ)
Posted by: filbert at June 02, 2020 03:32 PM (NiXyF)
I bet Ace found this Googling "pelt licker"
Posted by: fixerupper at June 02, 2020 03:32 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (WdocV)
---------------
Uh, no thanks, we had enough of the "Presidential Selfie" crap you liked to show us plebes.
Oh, and that one of you shooting a shotgun? Really lame.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 02, 2020 03:32 PM (WEBkv)
I use a microscope. It really brings out the texture.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:32 PM (AFSld)
Ace's Browser History is mostly Tanlines and Busty Lez Pron.
And his Pinterest Account.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (LvgPb)
I hope that's not a problem, is it?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 02, 2020 03:32 PM (e284m)
https://tinyurl.com/uov2o8v
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:32 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at June 02, 2020 03:32 PM (+ldAm)
Heaven forbid Ace would have legal problems where they seize the hard
drive. It might be a blessing in disguise. Special Agent to US Attorney
" Upon review of the suspect's hard drive and computer history, we're
recommending no charges be brought. This guy is too nuts for prison and
way too nuts for the nut house".
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (C1Lsn)
DNC would rush to crown him Biden's replacement.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: imp at June 02, 2020 03:25 PM (SFOr6)
I don't care enough to use Gab, but I will say that Twitter permits you to browse without logging in be abuse they track you anyways. They have to, because they sell that data. Afaik, Gab does not.
Posted by: trev006 at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (o4gON)
Hopefully with a full compliment of napalm.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (Izzlo)
I shudder to think of the noise she must make during secks.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelPantifa at June 02, 2020 03:29 PM (HaL55)
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Not as bad as the noises when she wants it... or the stains she leaves on the walls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (h6CJG)
Yeah, but then 3/4 of your troops would be #Resistance.
Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (n/x6m)
People are so sick in this era that I can't process it. Every time I wonder whether people can be more depraved, something like this comes along.
Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (FMgad)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (5Uh8B)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (hYcqw)
--------------
Really?
I bow to your obvious, shall we say, expertise?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (WEBkv)
The Where's Waldo costume was LOL funny. She is a lucky woman to have such a gifted husband.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (qFB9S)
Posted by: aelfheld at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (IxDhF)
I was told it's self hating whites and evil coloreds.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (5Uh8B)
I'm guessing she's a different breed of cat entirely.
Posted by: filbert at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (O+I8R)
********
In a fit of irony I'm playing Watch Dogs now which is set in Chicago. I can shoot up half of downtown with AK-47s and IEDs, but the only time the police tend to show up is when I do things like stop a mugging. Then they go fucknuts hunting me down.
I guess the game developers were going for accuracy?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at June 02, 2020 03:35 PM (JlaBw)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:35 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 02, 2020 03:35 PM (C1Lsn)
The way I read it, POTUS can federalize "the militia", and I think all LEO could count as that as well. Don't know if that's ever been tested or not.
If so, Trump could federalize every damn "man under arms" in the state, yanking them out of control of the state and local pols.
Posted by: publius
That's what Ike did in 1957. Arkansas Gov Faubus called up the Arkansas National Guard and blocked the Little Rock Nine from attending school.
Ike then nationalized the Arkansas National Guard and checkmated Gov Faubus.
Then, to ad insult to injury, he sent in the 101st Airborne Division.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:35 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (O+I8R)
+++++++++
There is no way to navigate it. Some companies (mine among them) have taken a different approach: no official tweets, period. No comments about anything. If you have an affiliated account, stop using it for a while.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:35 PM (hYcqw)
*********
He said you have the WONG guy ! I will leave myself out now
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (bfIgB)
Wong shows up at secret meeting place, pushes doorbell.
Guy answers: You wang?
Wong: No, I wong, guy.
Guy: If you wong guy, why you still here?
Wong: Third base!!
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 03:35 PM (hku12)
Lori Dykefoot says she will not let Trump send military into Chicago
to stop the "protesting". She will take him to court to stop any
intervention of the great job she's doing allowing the rioters to
destroy the city
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2020 03:18 PM (za/qu)
They're so funny when they don't realize they're powerless.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - A Scold for All Seasons - The Karen Chronicles Volume II now available at The Outrage Ou at June 02, 2020 03:35 PM (RgoC/)
******
I got that as well, I told them to go fuck Biden's barbed dildo, but the email bounced back.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:36 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Johnny Depp at June 02, 2020 03:28 PM (WEBkv)
I doff my cap to you for a superb callback.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:36 PM (5Uh8B)
***
Because liberals do this sort of sh*t once they get in the door and dare you to do anything about it.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:36 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at June 02, 2020 03:36 PM (hpbeA)
I had my Gab page hacked and my image replaced with that of an NPC. Wrote to the dude that runs the place about it since I followed him, never got a reply.
Deleted it last week.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelPantifa at June 02, 2020 03:36 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (O+I8R)
I got it too, then added to the other 100+ emails I have unsubscribed from today. I'm done with Etsy.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (4wSyT)
This begs the question: Will he fund her getting surgery for more
nipples? Does he play with a laser pointer and cat nip with her?
People
are so sick in this era that I can't process it. Every time I wonder
whether people can be more depraved, something like this comes along.
Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at June 02, 2020 03:33 PM (FMgad)
Eh, after hearing about candlewax and other shit I won't even mention there's not a lot that surprises me. I mean, the whole Pedo that's way more obviously worse than what these two are doing.
I wouldn't be willing to take these two out back of the barn, drop them and roll them into a ditch like I would a child raping pedo.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (SgjGX)
When I was a company commander I had a no-kidding actual devil worshipper. He was from New York City and both his parents were classical musicians. He just didn't quite fit in. Although he was a marginally acceptable soldier, I did put a bar to reenlistment on him, not because he was devil worshipper necessarily, but because he was very casual, shall we say, about following simple orders and really couldn't be trusted with anything very responsible, because he would go off on his own and do what he wanted to do. I had other soldiers over the years who posed as devil worhippers (Black Sabbath, etc.) for attention, but this guy was a legitimate follower of Beelzebub.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (jK8Z7)
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Nah, they have these shiny new riots to lie about.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 02, 2020 03:31 PM (WEBkv)
Woot!
I wish Ford hadn't sent that stupid email about supporting BLM, protests. I really wanted to buy some stock and support them.
Posted by: LASue at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (DUPgJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (O+I8R)
+++++++++
There is no way to navigate it. Some companies (mine among them) have taken a different approach: no official tweets, period. No comments about anything. If you have an affiliated account, stop using it for a while.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:35 PM (hYcqw)
even the friggin Discovery Channel is in on the BLM nonsense
Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (Izzlo)
arms" in the state, yanking them out of control of the state and local
pols.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (rCwaK)
The people are the militia anyway.
So, yeah.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (hKHHg)
***********
Thankfully most of my coworkers seem to understand this, with the exception of one WOKE idiot or two, always a woman or soyboy (but I repeat myself) that needs to have some common sense bitchslapped into them.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: YatYas at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (xN9Un)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:38 PM (5Uh8B)
I only know that Japan is a place.
The rest of this means nothing to me.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:38 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:29 PM (WdocV)
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I remember another Democratic officeholder objecting to a Republican president using federal troops to ensure civil rights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
Gov. Wallace?
Posted by: LASue at June 02, 2020 03:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Cook County Board President Toni Preckwinkle, Governor JB Pritzker, Cardinal Blase Cupich, Jahmal Cole of My Block, My Hood, My City, North Lawndale community activist Princess Shaw and other faith-based and community leaders called for peaceful protests and a commitment to addressing systemic racism Tuesday.
Good thing they are focusing on the important things
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2020 03:38 PM (za/qu)
Posted by: Dr. Strange at June 02, 2020 03:38 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: lorien1973 at June 02, 2020 03:39 PM (SpKeo)
But she shags like a minx
Posted by: Austin Powers was here at June 02, 2020 03:39 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
******
I got that as well, I told them to go fuck Biden's barbed dildo, but the email bounced back.
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As did I. I replied and got the bounce back, then went onto the site to contact someone and there was no option for a customer to email their support for general issues....only order tracking, etc.
To hell with them.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 02, 2020 03:39 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:39 PM (WdocV)
@BillFOXLA
BREAKING: @FOXLA has learned that LAPD arrested 31 y/o Gregory Wong in DTLA this AM while dressed as/impersonating National Guard. He was armed to the teeth and was booked on assault weapons charges. LAPD says federal charges may come next. Sources confirm this photo.
https://tinyurl.com/yahju37a
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2020 03:23 PM (cF8AT)
Antifa or......
Posted by: BurtTC
Or a Member of PantyFa dressing up like a "Right Winger" to deflect eyeballs from PantyFa.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 02, 2020 03:39 PM (BM2fS)
I just noticed cat-grrl up there, her costume tail is that of a wolf or a raccoon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2020 03:40 PM (hKHHg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++++
I reckon "she's cute and a couple of decades younger than me" factors into it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)
LOL! She's sided with the people who want to burn her city down.
Enjoy it, all of it.
Hope they torch her neighborhood.
All it took to defeat the Democrats was to make them own their positions -- ALINSKY #4 FTW!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (O+I8R)
Yep. Just unsubscribed from Sirius XM. Had been a subscriber since 2008 before Sirius bought XM. Was driving back from donating a car-full of things to Disabled American Veterans site and the radio began a lecture about black oppression, immediately followed by a minute of silence on all channels. Bye.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 02, 2020 03:40 PM (dmYb7)
Maybe they can talk to whoever is in charge.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2020 03:40 PM (5iFlS)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 02, 2020 03:37 PM (jK8Z7)
Honestly, the weirdest was the soldier who had worked for Disney before he joined the Army. His barracks room was always neat and disciplined, but full of Disney merch and the like. Had a couple rows of candy jars on his table, colorful bean bag chairs, a huge DVD collection. Just... creepy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:40 PM (SgjGX)
There is no way to navigate it. Some companies (mine among them) have taken a different approach: no official tweets, period. No comments about anything. If you have an affiliated account, stop using it for a while.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:35 PM (hYcqw)
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There is.
Carry on as though it weren't happening. I have noted, with appreciation and intent to patronize them, the companies that just want to sell me a product and have made no note of COVID, for instance.
I don't even like their food much, but I'll buy a solidarity sandwich from Jimmy John's for just trying to sell me a sandwich. "I'll take the #3 - and please hold the Compassion in These Troubling Times for Those Sandwich Lovers Who Are All #AtHomeTogether Staying Safe for Our Front Line Healthcare Warriors."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2020 03:40 PM (h6CJG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2020 03:41 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: alex at June 02, 2020 03:41 PM (gocy4)
Do they know their way around a Butter-Churn?
Asking for a Polish friend...
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:41 PM (LvgPb)
*********
I was going to explore using Etsy as a sales channel for our brand, fuck that shit now.
I'm thinking of building a marketplace to compete with them instead using our well known brand to drive sales. Whatever small part I can play to give people options and stop bankrolling this bullshit.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:41 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (WdocV)
CCP?
IIRC a while back there were sightings of CCP police cars here in America And Australia) - Chinese people impersonating CCP cops in order to harass Chinese-American people
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (bDqIh)
Antifa or......
Posted by: BurtTC
Or a Member of PantyFa dressing up like a "Right Winger" to deflect eyeballs from PantyFa.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 02, 2020 03:39 PM (BM2fS)
I do NOT rule out the possibility there are some "new right" folks itching to get out there and mix it up.
There are lots of these guys, many of them own weapons, and know how to use them.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (hku12)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2020 03:41 PM (H5knJ)
The family story is that one of my great uncles was a DS at Dix, bought an Oldsmobile which had been flattened in a rollover, jacked the roof back up so he could drive it, and rearranged the letters so they spelled "DOOM". Was told to keep it off post.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (SgjGX)
Not: Diablo Cat Girl
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (V8zw+)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (C+We0)
Those mob bands with like 45 members who rotate in and out from the ranks, just cute stuff making bleh pop with lots of dancing and good looking members.
The theme cafes like Maid and Catgirl cafes, where the girls dress up in cute costumes to serve you overpriced food.
It seems like there's money-making opportunities being missed here.
I had other soldiers over the years who posed as devil worhippers (Black Sabbath, etc.) for attention, but this guy was a legitimate follower of Beelzebub.
So like most of the Democratic Party leadership then
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2020 03:41 PM (H5knJ)
Every Unit should have a good Satanist.
After all, Jesus is good, he's not going to be out to get you, but that other guy...
Posted by: Private, Falkenburg's Legion at June 02, 2020 03:43 PM (NgKpN)
If you are coming to [white affluent suburb] to protest, let us know, we will bring you plenty water and snacks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 02, 2020 03:43 PM (dNzKv)
Meh, she's a dog.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelPantifa at June 02, 2020 03:43 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at June 02, 2020 03:43 PM (JtRzJ)
She's his Chinese handler.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (oVJmc)
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Nope.
Dianne Feinstein is one of three girls. She only has a daughter. No brother or sons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2020 03:44 PM (h6CJG)
Posted by: Chemist 45 at June 02, 2020 03:44 PM (ep5hL)
I prefer anti denigrate free speech... rather than Larping satirical Nazi bants are bad so I'll stick with the saturated market of anti white and anti Western Civilization pro Marxism mediums. Because those aren't free speech at all and censor information. Information is what I seek and I don't care where it comes from as long as it leads me to making sound decisions and the truth.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 02, 2020 03:44 PM (qFB9S)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)
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I think the D's keep forgetting that PDT isn't afraid to stick that stuff where the sun doesn't shine and break it off.
It just doesn't seem to compute that he's not the ordinary GOPe they're used to dealing with.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 02, 2020 03:44 PM (WEBkv)
And that I know of at least one sheriff close by who has done the same ?
Posted by: Things Best Not Said at June 02, 2020 03:41 PM (mMMjw)
I've long been a proponent of militia training as part of high school. Have the local sheriff run it, teaching the basics of marksmanship, first aid, personal and vehicle searches, checkpoints and security, and the basics of large-scale searches, plus anything else relevant to local law enforcement where extra bodies may be needed.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:44 PM (SgjGX)
I remember a Western where some Marshall had to deputize some help -- he was and old grizzled cuss. He said, "Well, I cain't 'zactly remember the words, but y'all better raise you right hands and say 'I do'."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2020 03:45 PM (rCwaK)
**************
The greatest travesty of our WOKE age is men's willingness to abandon all sense of dignity and standards for scrapes of poontang.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:45 PM (+dsLj)
It seems like there's money-making opportunities being missed here.
***
That's about the the same market as Hooters or The Tilted Kilt though. Usually they get hounded out of localities due to feminist outrage.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:45 PM (WdocV)
https://tinyurl.com/ou65gvz (youtube)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (WdocV)
+++++++++
No way Eurovision lets that same thing in today. Zero percent chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:45 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)
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I think the D's keep forgetting that PDT isn't afraid to stick that stuff where the sun doesn't shine and break it off.
It just doesn't seem to compute that he's not the ordinary GOPe they're used to dealing with.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 02, 2020 03:44 PM (WEBkv)
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It's like learning Napoleonic era tactics and then entering a battlefield with automatic firearms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
If you are coming to [white affluent suburb] to protest, let us know, we will bring you plenty water and snacks.
Wait until they go deliver the snacks, then put a brick through their window. For Great Justice.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2020 03:45 PM (oVJmc)
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CCP?
IIRC a while back there were sightings of CCP police cars here in America And Australia) - Chinese people impersonating CCP cops in order to harass Chinese-American people
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2020 03:42 PM (bDqIh)
Yes, there are some of these Chinese "society" type groups that roam around college campuses, mostly. Making sure the Chinese nationals stay in line. They have and do operate with impunity, in many cases. I think the universities pretty much tolerate, if not fully accept them.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (85Gof)
Depending on time frame, however, it's a reasonable assertion that a greater % of Americans actually buy the nonsense than Soviet citizens did. Even before the late 80s, I mean. And Russians and Ukrainians, not just those troublesome ethnics who always rejected a lot of what came out of Moscow.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: troyriser at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (pr6Sg)
I've got plenty of flavor-aid.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (SgjGX)
___
Also, let me know if I can kiss your boots. And other parts.
Posted by: Some White suburban Christian missionary at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:45 PM (+dsLj)
++++++++++++
It's always been true.
The difference is that today it gets on TV. People used to largely keep their degeneracy a private affair.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (hYcqw)
************
Wasn't this the plot to Rambo?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (+dsLj)
@Doc_0
I'm old enough to remember the Obama administration cranking out reports that said military veterans were likely to become right-wing fanatics and cripple the nation with insurrectionist violence.
Posted by: filbert at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:35 PM (hYcqw)
I thought Alex Gorsky's letter to Johnson and Johnson was exactly right. Basically, it was, you are valued members of the team, we will all do a better job of listening to each other, we will support health care in underserved communities, everyone is important, and that's it. Setting the right tone from the top.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (jK8Z7)
LOL! She's sided with the people who want to burn her city down.
Enjoy it, all of it.
Hope they torch her neighborhood.
I expect that her house is very well protected.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 02, 2020 03:47 PM (zL/eJ)
Thats it - decided to cut ties with social media and useless virtue signaling gestures.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 02, 2020 03:47 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)
They're acting. It's "performance art".
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:47 PM (5Uh8B)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2020 03:45 PM (rCwaK)
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El Dorado, I believe.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 02, 2020 03:48 PM (4o2K3)
Breitbart.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:48 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:45 PM (+dsLj)
++++++++++++
It's always been true.
The difference is that today it gets on TV. People used to largely keep their degeneracy a private affair.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (hYcqw)
I believe about a third of the Old Testament is about this very phenomenon.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 02, 2020 03:48 PM (jK8Z7)
****************
So glad i cut off all social media. It drove me half insane with the pandemic virtue signaling and karening, i can just imagine the shit now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:48 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:48 PM (5Uh8B)
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 02, 2020 03:47 PM (9V81o)
Always a good thing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2020 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)
--
Dear G*d, do we need marketplaces to compete on a whole range of things. The near 100% entirety of social media platforms are run by hard leftists. The two biggest 'sell your crap' platforms (eBay and Etsy) are run by hard leftists. With almost zero competition. ZERO. They quite literally own nearly everything our eyeballs see online.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:49 PM (O+I8R)
De
Fuque
Did
I
Just
See
.
.
.
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 02, 2020 03:47 PM (zL/eJ)
I only made it :28.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
If you are coming to [white affluent suburb] to protest, let us know, we will bring you plenty water and snacks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 02, 2020 03:43 PM (dNzKv)
What about bricks?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2020 03:49 PM (za/qu)
I believe about a third of the Old Testament is about this very phenomenon.
___
Hey Adam guess what I'll let you do if you just eat this apple first....just a little bite....
Posted by: Eve at June 02, 2020 03:49 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2020 03:49 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 02, 2020 03:49 PM (dfRN6)
FOUR FEET above the sheets.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 02, 2020 03:11 PM (ZTZBG)
...
I, at 29 years of age, get this reference.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (yL25O)
Me too.
It's the first movie I remember seeing in a theater.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 02, 2020 03:44 PM (qFB9S)
Have you tried the radio signals in your fillings
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (5Uh8B)
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:47 PM (5Uh8B)
Sorta like pron actors, I suppose. You can say you're "doing it for the camera" or for the money, but in another sense, if you are prostituting yourself, you ain't acting. It's who you are.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (hku12)
That was how the Boy Scouts started.
They were ARMED at first, until a shooting incident.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (NgKpN)
FOUR FEET above the sheets.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 02, 2020 03:11 PM (ZTZBG)
CLOSE!
covers......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
--
How. Very. Meaningful. Boy, that sure changes things for the better...your black square.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (O+I8R)
Not a bad idea. Not bad at all.
I'm completely against any notion of conscription. But maybe a requirement to serve in the State Militia ? I'd probably serve in a State Militia answering only to the Governor.
Posted by: Things Best Not Said at June 02, 2020 03:47 PM (mMMjw)
If you are a man between 17 and 45, with a few exceptions (clergy, etc.), you are in the militia as a matter of law and you belong to your governor, unless conscripted by the President.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (jK8Z7)
When they need it to be, it is.
Otherwise, no, it's noble oppressed people acting out the rage of being oppressed by the racist system.
The Narrative is conveniently flexible, you see.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (m/Gc2)
The music industry purposely shut the hell up today (blacked out their web pages and instagrams) to protest.
A large majority of Americans cheered this on.
But not for the reasons they think.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: lorien1973 at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (SpKeo)
Posted by: Menack at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (buTO7)
It's the first movie I remember seeing in a theater.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (t+qrx)
I, too, saw it first in the theater as a yoot.
The old ladies in front of us stared us down when we laughed hysterically at the "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick" line.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Your state can be reverted to effectively territory status, losing its senators, representatives and ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES. You just keep tugging on that tiger's tail, precious.
Posted by: An Observation at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (iRp9Y)
covers......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Thank you, Sponge. I didn't want to be that guy. (Or girl, in my case).
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (Ez6QX)
*************
Glad to see there's some demand for this. Initially our marketplace was conceived as a managed solution for businesses that barely know how to work a rotary phone much less the internet or Amazon, since this represents a lot of our clientele, but there's a lot of logistics involved to pull it off right. i'm hopeful though!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Things Best Not Said at June 02, 2020 03:47 PM (mMMjw)
I'd make it a requirement that every man 18-65 be required to maintain a rifle in 5.56, 210 rounds of ammunition and six magazines, and a first aid kit. Once every three years you report for two days of "militia certification". Hit a 12" target at 100 yards 25/30 times, walk a mile, and take a first aid refresher plus any other required training. Concienscous objectors could instead meet their requirements by maintaining a larger aid bag and going through more in depth training.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (SgjGX)
This girl and her master are not new, from 2008 I wrote of another such couple. In England.
https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2008/01/does-she-use-litter-box.html
Took awhile for my data retrieval to kick in to remind me of this story.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (hKHHg)
Cat girl is cute. Cute enough anyway.
But it would be exhausting putting up with her shit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (H5knJ)
And there is the problem - she's cute but not *that* cute.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - A Scold for All Seasons - The Karen Chronicles Volume II now available at The Outrage Ou at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (RgoC/)
I only know that Japan is a place.
The rest of this means nothing to me.
A Neko is an android cat girl. One is named Anna Puma. Are you new here?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (gd9RK)
my neck of the woods - decent enough guy - has discretely inquired as
to whom would be willing to be deputized in an emergency ?
And that I know of at least one sheriff close by who has done the same ?
Posted by: Things Best Not Said at June 02, 2020 03:41 PM (mMMjw)
I thought about today without solicitation of offering up my contact info for contingencies. In all reality, we are insulated to the extreme from the nonsense, and it would be suicide for them to come here. Nonetheless, there is no time like the present for creating a community of like-minded individuals.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (m/Gc2)
Is that still a thing? I thought they died when the Quarterback Facebook thing went away.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Politics at it's best
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (85Gof)
I always liked the Roseanne Cash song My baby thinks he's a train
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at June 02, 2020 03:53 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: lorien1973 at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (SpKeo)
Wait. Fucking lorien. Really?
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:53 PM (5Uh8B)
Enjoy it, all of it.
Hope they torch her neighborhood.
I expect that her house is very well protected.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2020 03:46 PM (+eVzC)
According to Second City Cop she has 75 cops guarding her home while she watches the rest of the city burn.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2020 03:53 PM (za/qu)
Thank you, Sponge. I didn't want to be that guy. (Or girl, in my case).
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (Ez6QX)
I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)
FOUR FEET above the sheets.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 02, 2020 03:11 PM (ZTZBG)
...
I, at 29 years of age, get this reference.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 02, 2020 03:13 PM (yL25O)
Me too.
It's the first movie I remember seeing in a theater.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (t+qrx)
Damn, makin me feel old.
First movie I remember in a Theatre?
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, 1966.
There were movies before that, but I don't remember them.
Wait, Mary Poppins, 1964. Gromins Chinese Theatre. Would have made me 5.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2020 03:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Things Best Not Said
Move to Texas.
We have a State Guard that only answers to the Governor. On top of the National Guard.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2020 03:53 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (+b1ew)
Funny how coordinated all this shit is, isn't it?
Almost like we are being played.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 02, 2020 03:53 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 02, 2020 03:54 PM (dNzKv)
Anna Puma : Into Anime and such (whatever all that entails), knows VWs and Planes like few others, may or may not be a dude?
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:54 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (O+I8R)
Yeah I'm sure that the mob is checking instagram feeds to make sure you posted a black square before they torch your house and rape your wife.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 02, 2020 03:54 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2020 03:55 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at June 02, 2020 03:55 PM (+0hNN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2020 03:55 PM (xfb67)
Something bad will happen. Biden will laugh at the wrong time, or insult someone, or who knows what. He sucks.
Posted by: Chris M at June 02, 2020 03:55 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2020 03:55 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (+b1ew)
Funny how coordinated all this shit is, isn't it?
Almost like we are being played.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 02, 2020 03:53 PM (ufFY
The Social Influencers and Music Industry: we shall deny you our essence in protest!
Us: oh noes. Anything but thaaaaat. Lolgfy
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 02, 2020 03:54 PM (dNzKv)
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And Jesus did lift flat screen TVs from the Temple when he cast out the money changers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2020 03:53 PM (NgKpN)
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Me, too, but we went to one of the big theaters in North Hollywood or Van Nuys.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (4o2K3)
Enjoy it, all of it.
Hope they torch her neighborhood.
I expect that her house is very well protected.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
According to SecondCityCop, she has 75 Chicago cops around her house.
Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (O+I8R)
--------------
Looters approach house.
Homeowner: "Wait, I'm with you! See, let me show you my virtue signal!"
Looter: "Hmm, Iphone 10x, I see."
Homeowner: "Wut?"
Looter: "You're the man! Down with the man!"
Clubs homeowner over head.
Looter: "That's what you get for your privilege!"
Notices guy isn't moving, takes Iphone.
Looter: "And, because you're the man, I'll just relieve you of some of your privilege!"
Looter saunters off, looking for next virtue signal victim.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (m/Gc2)
Is that still a thing? I thought they died when the Quarterback Facebook thing went away.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
And in the midst of cities (where MLB teams play) burning to the ground, MLB announces yesterday its proposal for a 114 game schedule, regular season to end Oct. 31.
Right before the election.
Are they this tone deaf? Really?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (hku12)
I only know that Japan is a place.
The rest of this means nothing to me.
A Neko is an android cat girl. One is named Anna Puma. Are you new here?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM
Road trip?
Posted by: Jean at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (ry879)
Posted by: Chris M at June 02, 2020 03:55 PM (eAZVt)
Time to pop the popcorn, Corn Pop!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2020 03:51 PM (m/Gc2)
That should have happened 3 years ago
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (za/qu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: El Jefe at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (IYHxL)
Mexican gangs in Chicago and LA started shooting at each other last night. In Denver and Atlanta the Mexican Flag was flown during the "protests".
Then you have the Koreans who will fuck up anybody.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (qFB9S)
Posted by: Chris M at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (eAZVt)
Un-freaking-believable!
When asked if he will bring in the National Guard, de Blasio answered with a defiant and condescending tone "NO!"
He added that the National Guard "aren't trained for the situation" and it would be "dangerous" (as if the riots we saw in NYC weren't).
https://tinyurl.com/y8xoevc7
And on that note...Imma go drowned myself in the pool....
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (cF8AT)
Thats it - decided to cut ties with social media and useless virtue signaling gestures.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 02, 2020 03:47 PM (9V81o)
Always a good thing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2020 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)
Only way to win that game is to not play.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (KnJdm)
Looks pretty.
I look forward to watching it for the first time in years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
But it would be exhausting putting up with her shit.
I bet she sheds something fierce, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelPantifa at June 02, 2020 03:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Chemist 45 at June 02, 2020 03:44 PM
not in cat years
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2020 03:57 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 02, 2020 03:57 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (O98j8)
Dude, they want to run postseason games three weeks in to NOVEMBER?? With the rainouts and snow outs the world series could run into Christmas. What the hell is wrong with these chuckleheads?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (ufFY8)
>>Any laser-pointer jokes yet?
None that haven't been made 3x, I am sure.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 03:50 PM (LvgPb)
Challenge accepted. Hand her a dildo with a laser sight and stand back.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (KnJdm)
How. Very. Meaningful. Boy, that sure changes things for the better...your black square.
I bet they feel like they deserve the Congressional Medal of Honor - for courage in the face of the attacking enemy straw-men.
Posted by: An Observation at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (iRp9Y)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: El Jefe at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (Ae67h)
With a spray bottle.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (ufFY
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Chemist 45 at June 02, 2020 03:44 PM
If he goes out and hangs with the boys for a night, does she separate his clothes out from the laundry and piss on them like my wife's cat used to do to my clothes?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (DBPIP)
Well and the cute won't last but the crazy only will deepen
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
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As did I. I replied and got the bounce back, then went onto the site to contact someone and there was no option for a customer to email their support for general issues....only order tracking, etc.
Etsy Leadership email addresses:
Josh Silverman CEO: jsilverman@etsy.com
Rachel Glaser CFO: rglaser@etsy.com
Mike Fisher CTO: mfisher@etsy.com
Ryan Scott CMO: rscott@etsy.com
Kruti Patel Goyal CPO: kpatelgoyal@etsy.com
Jill Simeone General Counsel and Secretary: jsimeone@etsy.com
Raina Moskowitz SVP: rmoskowitz@etsy.com
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2020 03:59 PM (UW2ZS)
https://tinyurl.com/y8xoevc7
And on that note...Imma go drowned myself in the pool....
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (cF8AT)
Shit, what do you mean no riot training.
Hell, we had Riot Training for Ships Self Defense Forces in the Navy.
Can't believe the Guard wouldn't.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2020 03:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 02, 2020 03:59 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2020 03:59 PM (Qf83p)
The new Tropical Storm is a tranny. 1st it was Amanda and now its Christobal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2020 03:55 PM (xfb67)
Of course, that's the next thing! Hurricanes! We will have a series of massive hurricanes that will wipe out Florida, or Georgia or one of those other states that end in -ia! And the MSM will shout that the magic sky fairy is angry with us so will you please not vote for Trump!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - A Scold for All Seasons - The Karen Chronicles Volume II now available at The Outrage Ou at June 02, 2020 03:59 PM (RgoC/)
in to NOVEMBER?? With the rainouts and snow outs the world series could
run into Christmas. What the hell is wrong with these chuckleheads?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
The Mets support mail-in voting, that's why they're going to mail in their season.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2020 03:59 PM (5Uh8B)
Un-freaking-believable!
When asked if he will bring in the National Guard, de Blasio answered with a defiant and condescending tone "NO!"
He added that the National Guard "aren't trained for the situation" and it would be "dangerous" (as if the riots we saw in NYC weren't).
https://tinyurl.com/y8xoevc7
And on that note...Imma go drowned myself in the pool....
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++++
Is that up to DeBlasio? Could Cuomo (hahahahaha) do it and tell DeBlasio to get bent?
Also, pay attention NYers: your mayor hates you and wants your property destroyed or for your to die depending on the vagaries of the moment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:59 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (FZYNt)
Thinking same thing. Can it get any more twisted?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 02, 2020 04:00 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2020 04:00 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (DBPIP)
He's the dude that was crying when the preview came out for that one Star Wars movie, wasn't he.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Augustine at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
And if the Governor is Gov. Donkey Chompers????
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (ZxG8D)
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2020 04:00 PM (O98j
============
"Vote Joe Biden!"
-Burns down building
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (LvTSG)
Also, pay attention NYers: your mayor hates you and wants your property destroyed or for your to die depending on the vagaries of the moment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2020 03:59 PM (hYcqw)
Yet you still can't go to church.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
I've had worse dates though.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (l6b3d)
(No I don'the speak German)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (bMMCK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (WEBkv)
The journos cries of "I am a journalist, I am on your side," as they are hit with projectiles and watch their place of employment get wrecked were precious.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (ZxG8D)
Then you are her bitch, I guess.
Vote wisely.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (ufFY8)
Breitbart.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:48 PM (+b1ew)
I wonder how many lefties in these cities that are being destroyed on the outside are saying OrangeManBad but on the inside are saying, "What is Trump waiting for? Send in the troops!!!"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (za/qu)
Love this guy. No pet play, though.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (Dhht7)
So, the political left wing attorney ben crump has invited biden to floyds funeral.
Politics at it's best
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM
They just want to see his blond leg hairs in the pool.
Posted by: Bert G at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
Well, since we can never gather in large groups ever again, they CAN'T be.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (m/Gc2)
I only know that Japan is a place.
The rest of this means nothing to me.
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A Neko is an android cat girl. One is named Anna Puma. Are you new here?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2020 03:52 PM
Road trip?
Posted by: Jean at June 02, 2020 03:56 PM (ry879)
Whenever I see the word "Japan" on the internet, I think "weird sex kink," and back away slowly.
No offense to the normies from Japan, but that's my experience.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (hku12)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (za/qu)
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"Trump is a fascist dictator that we must destroy! Also, only the government should have guns and why isn't the government run by Trump coming to save me?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 02, 2020 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:49 PM (O+I8R)
Yeah, funny how that worked out, eh? The RIGHT is all the pro-business folks but seemingly allllllll the big businessess are run by hard-Leftists. So, The Left runs: ALL public and most private education from preK through post graduate degrees. They also run 99% of our Arts & Entertainment, 90% of our "Press" and ALL of our Big Tech companies. The Right runs...small businesses I guess. Some churches, although those are running more and more leftist too. Catholic church decided on a hard communist as a pope so that's gone. We got Talk Radio I guess. For a little while longer.
This is fine. Everything is fine.
Posted by: I Have Questions at June 02, 2020 04:03 PM (+v+zN)
*************
I heard Sodom was where tofu dogs were invented, so yes.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Protecting Zooey Deschanel From Rioters Once She Rescinds Her Restraining Order on Me at June 02, 2020 04:03 PM (+dsLj)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xaq2kt
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
the pandemic. The sport could have had nearly undivided attention
while the NBA and NHL dithered.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (m/Gc2)
They could have played in the Spring Training parks in Arizona. Empty seats but still played
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2020 04:04 PM (za/qu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
Look at all the time freed up, money saved from not buying tickets, merchandise .... don't miss any of it... adios
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 02, 2020 04:04 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2020 04:02 PM (m/Gc2)
The NHL actually has a plan they're finalizing to start their playoffs.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
I am the same way.
The only thing I know about them as a culture is that they believe their pubic hair is there ancestors or some shit.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 04:05 PM (LvgPb)
Exactly. They could have been America's sport, the only game in town, giving cooped-up people something to cheer about and be distracted by. Instead they crapped all over their own heads and now are in some kind of strike-threatening argument with the player's union.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
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Dude, they want to run postseason games three weeks in to NOVEMBER?? With the rainouts and snow outs the world series could run into Christmas. What the hell is wrong with these chuckleheads?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
I didn't read the full proposal, but I'm guessing they're planning to play all post-season games somewhere like Arizona.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 04:05 PM (hku12)
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 04:05 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2020 04:06 PM (KnJdm)
Can't believe the Guard wouldn't.
I have two in-laws in the Nat Guard. They both have had riot training.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2020 04:06 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2020 04:06 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Sponge
They going to do a round robin tournament type thing?
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2020 04:07 PM (Qf83p)
https://mobile.twitter.com/BaronStrucker/status/ 1267853007808540673
1 : Protests and looting by Africans now hits Spain.
We told you these people are being brought here as weapons against us. This is only going to get worse.
Thanks to
@westlan36402465
&
@CensuratNews
for videos in this thread
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 02, 2020 04:07 PM (qFB9S)
They going to do a round robin tournament type thing?
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2020 04:07 PM (Qf83p)
The top 4 seeds in each conference will play round robin for overall seeding.
The remaining 12 teams will play best of 5 series until the Stanley Cup finals, which will be 7 games, I believe.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 02, 2020 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
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I am the same way.
The only thing I know about them as a culture is that they believe their pubic hair is there ancestors or some shit.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2020 04:05 PM (LvgPb)
I feel bad for the young fella who gets his first chance to see a woman in all her "glory," and instead of being a pixillated thing, it's all that goo and clam flesh and everything. Must scare the heck out of him.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2020 04:08 PM (hku12)
Posted by: butch at June 02, 2020 04:08 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 02, 2020 03:14 PM (xPl2J)
I am dyin here
Posted by: kactus at June 02, 2020 04:10 PM (ofkK1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2020 04:01 PM (ZxG8D)
Then you chose poorly.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 02, 2020 04:10 PM (jK8Z7)
********
The Guy who loves to hear himself talk
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 02, 2020 04:11 PM (bfIgB)
Breitbart.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2020 03:48 PM (+b1ew)
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Meh.
Americans can't maintain support for a war against foreigners. Given military action against US citizens, I bet the country splits down the middle in approximately thirty seconds, and turns into a broad majority against it in approximately thirty minutes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2020 04:11 PM (h6CJG)
i could tell some tales but then i would beclown myself...
Posted by: Krusty at June 02, 2020 04:12 PM (RnPhr)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 02, 2020 03:34 PM (O+I8R)
Ravelry. A while back. Best knitting pattern website for years, but they had to get political about Trump.
They literally CANNOT leave anything alone.
Posted by: Sal at June 02, 2020 04:17 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: DFCtomm at June 02, 2020 05:11 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at June 02, 2020 05:54 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at June 02, 2020 05:59 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2020 06:23 PM (uTEdS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 02, 2020 06:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: MantuaBill at June 02, 2020 06:55 PM (tr21G)
Posted by: the other rob at June 02, 2020 10:55 PM (RrEQv)
He wants a vest with tits on it.
Posted by: Dr. Lecter at June 03, 2020 09:57 AM (Eq8c4)
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