Michigan Judge Rebukes Transexual Governor "Gretchen" Whitmer and "Her" Fascist AG, Telling Them the Barber Has the Right to Remain Open

Update: You don't say, Genius?

Stay-at-home orders intended to curb the spread of the coronavirus could end up causing “irreparable damage” if imposed for too long, White House health advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci told CNBC on Friday.

“I don’t want people to think that any of us feel that staying locked down for a prolonged period of time is the way to go,” Fauci said during an interview with CNBC’s Meg Tirrell on “Halftime Report.”

He said the U.S. had to institute severe measures because Covid-19 cases were exploding then. “But now is the time, depending upon where you are and what your situation is, to begin to seriously look at reopening the economy, reopening the country to try to get back to some degree of normal.”

Are you fucking kidding me right now.


...


The judge refused to grant the AG's motion to force the closure of the barber shop, which means he's free to continue trimming hair.

Michigan Chief Medical Executive Dr. Joneigh Khaldun had argued in an affidavit that Manke's shop was a threat to public health, but Stewart said not enough evidence was shown to prove that.

"The attorney general has not presented any studies underlying the doctor's conclusion,” Stewart wrote in his opinion. "The attorney general has not shown any nexus between the cutting of hair and an increased risk of transmission. The attorney general's filings rest more on general facts about COVID-19 than specific practices or conditions at Manke's business."

...

Nessel [the fascist AG] personally attacked Manke last week, questioning his motives for wanting to open his barbershop.

"Mr. Manke, he's not a hero to me," Nessel said. "He's not a patriot. A patriot is a person that fights all enemies, foreign and domestic, and does everything possible to protect his fellow countrymen and countrywomen. And, to me, Mr. Manke is doing just the opposite of that, and he's being selfish in his behavior in that what he's doing is allowing the virus to spread."

...

"The government is not my mother," the barber said to hundreds of anti-lockdown protesters in front of the Michigan state Capitol in Lansing last week. "Never has been. I've been in business longer than they've been alive."

Clips of those statements at the link.

Freedom is on the bloom in Ohio as well -- there, a judge has blocked the fascist Republican DeWine's Nazi health minister from shutting down all gyms, even as she claims "absolute authority" to do so based on a 1908 edict scribbled down during a panic over tuberculosis.


In a scathing nine-page decision, Lake County Common Pleas Judge Eugene A. Lucci excoriated Acton and her health department for exceeding their authority, saying the director "has no statutory authority to close all businesses, including the plaintiffs' gyms." Acton, the judge said, "has acted in an impermissibly arbitrary, and oppressive manner and without any procedural safeguards."

Judge Lucci went on to say that fundamental liberties--the right to own and use property and earn a living--are at stake in this case. Acton has "criminalized lawful businesses, imposing strict liability for violations, including severe criminal, civil, and equitable penalties," the judge opined, noting that "some of the plaintiffs' businesses will not survive the lockdown of two or more months."

...

Members of the Ohio legislature have been up in arms in recent weeks, calling for Acton to be stripped of her unchecked power--and rightly so, as Ohioans continue to suffer under the weight of the lockdown orders, which have devastated families, business owners, and the state's economy. Ohio has nearly a million jobs in the last two months.

A measure currently under consideration in the Ohio Senate (and already passed by the House) would limit Acton’s shutdown orders to 14 days and require her to consult a joint legislative commission if she wishes to extend such an order.

Ohio Governor DeWine, heady with power, has vowed to veto the bill if it lands on his desk.

Judge Lucci seemed to disagree, saying that if he failed to issue an injunction, "There would be a diminishment of public morale, and a feeling that one unelected individual could exercise such unfettered power to force everyone to obey impermissibly oppressive, vague, arbitrary and unreasonable rules that the director devised and revised, and modified and reversed, whenever and as she pleases, without any legislative guidance."


"The public would be left with feelings that their government is not accountable to them," Lucci warned.

Oh, would they?

What a crazy feeling. Only crazy people would feel such crazy feelings.

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1 Coifs!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 04:50 PM (guGkK)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 04:51 PM (UWqZJ)

3
Kayleigh vid no work!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 04:52 PM (pNxlR)

4 Called "new thread" in the last one (about "Tenet").

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 22, 2020 04:53 PM (ExnWy)

5 This haircut business is a slippery slope. Sure, first its just haircuts, but next people will be insisting that they have the right to get their nails done and take their clothes to the cleaners.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 04:53 PM (guGkK)

6 Keep it Sacred, Keep it Safe.

Posted by: Gandalf at May 22, 2020 04:53 PM (1fIyP)

7 Not first - Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Al Shabbah at May 22, 2020 04:53 PM (VCQE+)

8 My hair, my choice

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 04:54 PM (NI4rU)

9 Whitmer is into sadism count on it.

Posted by: azalea city at May 22, 2020 04:54 PM (WX+x0)

10 Hey! Top 10!

Posted by: Al Shabbah at May 22, 2020 04:54 PM (VCQE+)

11 This post appears to be entirely free of palindromes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 04:54 PM (guGkK)

12 Call them out on this shit, it's 100% true.

I honestly believe the #1 thing that unifies the donor class on the Left is hatred of Christianity.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2020 04:54 PM (Ihsvk)

13 Judge Lucci went on to say that fundamental liberties--the right to own and use property and earn a living--are at stake in this case.
++++++++++++
Correct.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 04:54 PM (hYcqw)

14 Finally, I can get my pubes frosted in Livonia.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 04:54 PM (1fIyP)

15 So Kayleigh says the President supports opening churches safely and the reporters are like die the President want churches to open unsafely?

Turds.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2020 04:55 PM (ZfRYq)

16 >>This post appears to be entirely free of palindromes.


Also, 'Snizz'.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 04:55 PM (1fIyP)

17
"Is it safe?"

(Translated from the original soiboi)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 04:55 PM (pNxlR)

18 In a scathing nine-page decision, Lake County Common Pleas Judge Eugene A. Lucci excoriated Acton and her health department
====

I used to work with his ex-wife. She had some GOOD stories.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2020 04:55 PM (iydjf)

19 Cut her locks!

Cut her locks!



Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 04:55 PM (Qf83p)

20 Does not die.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2020 04:55 PM (ZfRYq)

21 Everybody should have ten 'Ettes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 04:55 PM (D06jk)

22 Judge Lucci > Susan Lucci

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2020 04:55 PM (aDI6+)

23
"He's not a patriot. A patriot is a person that fights all enemies, foreign and domestic, and does everything possible to protect his fellow countrymen and countrywomen."

Did I not tell you 2 weeks ago the Left would say it was "unpatriotic" to defy or question the fascist lockdown?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 04:55 PM (j4t07)

24
The Reichstag Fire, the Kirov Assassination. They served their purpose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 04:56 PM (mht8P)

25 Judge Reinhold > Judge Lucci > Susan Lucci

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 04:56 PM (guGkK)

26 Trump is a warrior. God bless him for waking the sleeping giant

Posted by: Jmel at May 22, 2020 04:56 PM (OeWgo)

27 Gretchen Whitmer is actually Caitlin Jenner.

You can't unsee it now, can you?

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2020 04:56 PM (ZfRYq)

28 How does this poor woman stand to listen to these idjits day after day?

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 04:56 PM (XxJt1)

29 My hair is freshly cut, but, alas, she had no bathtub gin.

Listening to a hair stylist emote on Whitmer's rulings . . . let's just say the stylist communicated her thoughts clearly

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 22, 2020 04:56 PM (edO1m)

30 Leftist really do think they are saving the world and/or making the it a better place no matter what they are doing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (1ISKN)

31
Autocucumber on my computer wants to change "soiboi" to "sonobi".

There is evil in the world and it is real.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (pNxlR)

32 >>Did I not tell you 2 weeks ago


This is the problem with being a Soothsayer.

Other than fucking the monkeys, there is very little you can do to impress us.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (1fIyP)

33 Everybody should have ten 'Ettes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Moving to Utah?

Posted by: Miklos, hearing sounds of SisterWifEttes at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (QzkSJ)

34 What a wonderful day.

Posted by: Summer of Love at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (I/xvr)

35 This is an outrage! The Ohio wine Karens adore me and will not stand for this!

Posted by: Dr. Amy at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (EgshT)

36 Re: Blago

Call them out on this shit, it's 100% true.

I honestly believe the #1 thing that unifies the donor class on the Left is hatred of Christianity.

75% of Dem funding and 50% of Republican funding comes from Jewish donors.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Flubber at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (PQnIX)

37 Is it safe?

Posted by: Gandalf at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (H5knJ)

38 Is. IT. SAFE?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (iTXRQ)

39 36 75% of Dem funding and 50% of Republican funding comes from Jewish donors.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Flubber at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (PQnIX)

========

wut...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (UWqZJ)

40 The question is which governor is going to be the first to decide it would be best to get to the front of the parade.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (0QYMt)

41 Are we still all in this together?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (guGkK)

42 I think Kayleigh should start out with announcing strong support of the 2d Amendment and just shoot the first reporter who asks a stupid question. Saying it's for the children.

And then say next question.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (ZfRYq)

43 you know this is all practice for the next outbreak of influenza. If the Dems have the White House and both Houses of Congress, forget it, even the Supreme Court and all the judges in the country won't be able to stop them.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (4a9Vv)

44 But is it safe, Mommy Government? Is it SAFE???

Posted by: brak at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (cG+eD)

45 All right, you win. Just make sure you're out of the barbershop between 2am and 4am tonight, ok?

Posted by: Gov. Whitmer at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (1554F)

46 The fascist governors may be privately thanking Trump for saving their asses. I suspect they've begun to realize they've been playing with fire.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (sWM8x)

47 Stay safe.

Posted by: Dr. Amy at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (EgshT)

48 Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Flubber at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (PQnIX)



So Hitler had it exactly right then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (guGkK)

49 Are we still all in this together?
Posted by: Cicero


HOT TUB!!!

Posted by: James "Miklos" Brown at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (QzkSJ)

50 I may have to drive 6 hours to Idaho to get a freaking haircut.

Or 3 hours to Oregon. But I hate portland with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (d7Ww2)

51
Herr Flubber might be onto something.

Wait until he finds out that Miss. Church was struck by ...



(Dramatic Pause)


Jewish Lightning!






Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (1fIyP)

52
re: the fake reporters' fake concerns about churches

"'When it's safe' means never."
--Dennis Prager

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (j4t07)

53 37 Is it safe?
Posted by: Gandalf at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (H5knJ)

38 Is. IT. SAFE?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (iTXRQ)

-------

Wasn't that the question Dental Expert Max von Sydow kept asking Dustin Hoffman?

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (+0uDE)

54 Toss your mask onto the bonfire of freedom and if the left insist maybe a few whitmers , to encourage the others.

Posted by: azalea city at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (WX+x0)

55 Good luck to DeWine getting any of his new friends to vote for him in two and a half years. I'm sure the Ohio GOP is clueless on what the base thinks of this.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (y7DUB)

56
41 Are we still all in this together?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (guGkK)


Not if you rubes keep insisting that you want to go worship in your houses of worship!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (pNxlR)

57 Can you catch the virus getting a Brazilan wax?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (NI4rU)

58 Is it safe?
Posted by: Gandalf


Is what safe?

Is. IT. SAFE?
Posted by: DB- just DB



IS WHAT SAFE????

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (Qf83p)

59 Can't wait for the defiant churches to conduct services this weekend.

And mosques don't do Sunday morning things, except that Ramadan ends tomorrow evening, Saturday. I hope to see defiant mosques go rogue, also, in Michigan particularly.

And let's have some TV coverage of it.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 22, 2020 05:00 PM (+fPHo)

60 I think Kayleigh should start out with announcing strong support of the
2d Amendment and just shoot the first reporter who asks a stupid
question. Saying it's for the children.


I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: brak at May 22, 2020 05:00 PM (cG+eD)

61 Between this judge and the one in Ohio giving DeWine a bloody nose over gym closures I'd say I'm kind of impressed. Have any judges in Hawaii weighed in on these issues yet?

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 05:00 PM (gLRfa)

62 Guess the Mich AG should have spent more time preparing for court than doing TV interviews about Trump being unwelcome for not wearing a mask all the time.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 22, 2020 05:00 PM (hKi6n)

63

But next week the Left and Fake News are going to be fake-outraged over the president extending the immigration ban. You watch. And they'll sue! Oh, the irony.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:00 PM (j4t07)

64 Yes yes.


It's safe. It's very safe!!

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 05:00 PM (Qf83p)

65 Shave and a hair cut

2 bits.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 05:01 PM (g/u4p)

66 Courts protecting citizens civil rights. When did that start happening?

Posted by: Puddi Head at May 22, 2020 05:01 PM (QZCjk)

67
OMG! Whitmer is the spawn of two attorneys. The devil only knows what a fell brew can result from that genetic atrocity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 05:01 PM (mht8P)

68 They didn't tell me I would have to unwrap and assemble the new refrig before I loaded the few things that hadn't spoiled. Thank dog for a handy diagram of where all the shelves and drawers went. Tips on installing them would've been helpful. Wiggle left, raise rear, depress tab, do-si-do.

The water filter works. Still waiting for it to get cold enough to make ice.

Happily, one of the still cold things in the cooler was a beer. Cheers!

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 05:01 PM (XxJt1)

69 Yay!!!

Haircut tomorrow!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2020 05:01 PM (CDVfT)

70 WH press is a bunch of whiny, b#tchy partisans.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2020 05:01 PM (bDqIh)

71 Courts protecting citizens civil rights. When did that start happening?
Posted by: Puddi Head at May 22, 2020 05:01 PM (QZCjk)


It's just a test program. Don't get used to it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 05:01 PM (guGkK)

72 Out of the entire Press Corps I wonder how many go to church except maybe for baptisms and marriages-the one reporter who said they did?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2020 05:02 PM (+eVzC)

73

What's that song that goes you can dance if you want to but you're no friend of mine?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:02 PM (j4t07)

74 Going out to dinner tonite. We will see how that plays out. The first person to tell me to wear a mask (suggested here In the great State of insanity otherwise known as Ohio) gets punched.

Posted by: Rosasharn at May 22, 2020 05:02 PM (PzBTm)

75 Nothing seems to knock Kayleigh off-balance.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 05:02 PM (1554F)

76 ''I think Kayleigh should start out with announcing strong support of the
2d Amendment and just shoot the first reporter who asks a stupid
question. Saying it's for the children. ''

She should assign her ''homework'' and come back the next ready for a pop quiz. It would be fun to watch her ask all the questions.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 05:02 PM (gLRfa)

77 And yet again some Dem out there saying do what we want or you are guilty of treason.

After all, that's what the opposite of fighting enemies foreign and domestic is.

Down here in NC, Governor Cooper took note of the public attitude and decided yeah not gonna appeal that Federal court ruling that churches can reopen. It would have gone poorly for him had he not.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 05:02 PM (GbPPJ)

78 A patriot is a person that fights all enemies, foreign and domestic,

Who would be an example of a domestic enemy, per this guy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (tW3KO)

79 It's safe. It's very safe!!
Posted by: eleven


Bigly, beautifully safe. The safest. Safe like you'd never believe.

Posted by: Miklos adopting a style at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (QzkSJ)

80 What's that song that goes you can dance if you want to but you're no friend of mine?

I don't know, I'm without my thinking hat.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (1554F)

81 "Mr. Manke, he's not a hero to me," Nessel said. "He's not a patriot. A patriot is a person that fights all enemies, foreign and domestic, and does everything possible to protect his fellow countrymen and countrywomen. And, to me, Mr. Manke is doing just the opposite of that, and he's being selfish in his behavior in that what he's doing is allowing the virus to spread."
----------------

The Michigan AG is unclear on the concept of "domestic enemies" I see.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (WEBkv)

82
"You Can Dance If You Want To" -- Men At Work

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (pNxlR)

83 The Safety dance, which of course has midgets in the video

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (NI4rU)

84 Safety Dance.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (xfb67)

85 In under a hundred, getting better

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (ZCEU2)

86 Wasn't that the question Dental Expert Max von Sydow kept asking Dustin Hoffman?

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (+0uDE)

No, that was dental expert Laurence Olivier.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (qAR6u)

87 38 Is. IT. SAFE?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (iTXRQ)

Spin up dental drill

Posted by: Fox 2! at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (H8Bf9)

88 Shave and a hair cut

2 bits.



Come in.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 05:04 PM (Qf83p)

89 You Can Dance If You Want To" -- Men At Work
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (pNxlR)



Only if they're at work without hats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 05:04 PM (guGkK)

90
"You Can Dance If You Want To" -- Men At Work

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


No, the other one.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:04 PM (j4t07)

91 No, it is not safe! Didn't you see the first one we blew up?!

Posted by: [D] Governors at May 22, 2020 05:04 PM (1554F)

92 ''Going out to dinner tonite. We will see how that plays out. The first person to tell me to wear a mask (suggested here In the great State of insanity otherwise known as Ohio) gets punched''

Trying it tomorrow night. Got reservations but had to download the restaurant app to process payment so no money changes hands. We'll see how it goes.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 05:04 PM (gLRfa)

93 Effeminate Soyboy: "But is it saaaaaaaaaaaaafe......???"

Kayleigh the Destroyer of all limp wrists: "If these guidelines are followed then yes it is safe..."

Effeminate Soyboy: "But but but.. is it sssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe?"

*facepalm*

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 22, 2020 05:04 PM (9V81o)

94
Oh wait, you're right. I think.

How does Safety Dance go, again?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:04 PM (j4t07)

95 Kayleigh needs to get some supercut vids ready for Monday's presser.

Beating them up with the nursing home thing is a good starting point. There's gobs of good tape on that, from New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and even Ohio.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 22, 2020 05:04 PM (+fPHo)

96 SAFE EUROPEAN HOME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_6UTZb-_vI

Posted by: THE CLASH at May 22, 2020 05:05 PM (BHQQq)

97 Kayleigh is a doll

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 05:05 PM (ZCEU2)

98 I think there was some wicked keytar in that song.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 05:05 PM (xfb67)

99 Safety Dance.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (xfb67)

The band was Men Without Hats. Annoying, they were.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 05:05 PM (D06jk)

100
I'm senile.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:05 PM (j4t07)

101 55 Good luck to DeWine getting any of his new friends to vote for him in two and a half years. I'm sure the Ohio GOP is clueless on what the base thinks of this.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (y7DUB)

---

I was doing it for your own good!

Daddy beats you because he loves you!

Posted by: Daddy Dearest at May 22, 2020 05:05 PM (+0uDE)

102 75% of Dem funding and 50% of Republican funding comes from Jewish donors.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Flubber at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (PQnIX)



The RNC serves its Pastrami Sandwiches on white bread with Grape Nehi.

I'm calling this Fake News.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2020 05:05 PM (CDVfT)

103 We all just want to be safe. You must trust that your betters will keep you safe.

Posted by: Dr. Amy at May 22, 2020 05:05 PM (EgshT)

104 I caught the last of Trumps presser and listened to McEnany stomp a mudhole in the collective ass of thee press. It was nothing short of righteous. If even half of the Republicans had balls like her, we'd be wiping the floor with the MSM.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2020 05:06 PM (NZbXf)

105 I'm senile.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:05 PM (j4t07)

That ain't just a river in Peegypt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 05:06 PM (D06jk)

106 ''Good luck to DeWine getting any of his new friends to vote for him in two and a half years. I'm sure the Ohio GOP is clueless on what the base thinks of this. ''

Really dislike the man but he was the lesser of 2 evils.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 05:06 PM (gLRfa)

107 Reporter: "Kayleigh, I object to that. I go to church. I'm dying to go back to church. The question that we're asking... is it it safe?"


Moloch protects his followers, silly.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:06 PM (pp7ze)

108 Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Flubber at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (PQnIX)

Nah...I'm just a dumb kike...please explain what you mean.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 05:06 PM (dLLD6)

109 How does Safety Dance go, again?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Oh, I thought you were joking at not knowing!

"S..A..F..E..T..Y, Safety...DANCE!" beep-beep-boop-bop, then it starts.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 05:07 PM (1554F)

110 >> I caught the last of Trumps presser and listened to McEnany stomp a mudhole in the collective ass of thee press. It was nothing short of righteous. If even half of the Republicans had balls like her...


you'd bleach your anus, wear a Messenger Bag and go shopping for European Modular Shelving?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:07 PM (BHQQq)

111 Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Flubber at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (PQnIX)

Nah...I'm just a dumb kike...please explain what you mean.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 05:06 PM (dLLD6)



See? The Hebes, they're everywhere!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 05:08 PM (guGkK)

112 I look at Kayleigh and think she's attractive, but, the fake eyelashes that are so long she's one eye spasm from liftoff has to away.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:08 PM (WEBkv)

113 MAKE OF IT WHAT YOU WILL !!

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 05:09 PM (zr5Kq)

114
"S..A..F..E..T..Y, Safety...DANCE!" beep-beep-boop-bop, then it starts.

Posted by: t-bird


Oh, right.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:09 PM (j4t07)

115 Shouldn't we all watch Walking on Sunshine bout now? It's damn near scientific.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 05:09 PM (NI4rU)

116 you'd bleach your anus, wear a Messenger Bag and go shopping for European Modular Shelving?


uncanny.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 05:09 PM (Qf83p)

117 '' I look at Kayleigh and think she's attractive, but, the fake eyelashes that are so long she's one eye spasm from liftoff has to away.''

I don't know where she was raised but she has a southern belle air about her.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 05:10 PM (gLRfa)

118 Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (qAR6u)

Thanks. He did play a wonderfully sinister villain.

He had more verve than the actual villains like Comey and Brennan have.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 05:10 PM (+0uDE)

119 I did NAZI that one coming to be honest.

Posted by: Gov Whitmer at May 22, 2020 05:10 PM (WdocV)

120 "Mr. Manke, he's not a hero to me," Nessel said. "He's not a patriot. A
patriot is a person that fights all enemies, foreign and domestic, and
does everything possible to protect his fellow countrymen and
countrywomen.



He is fighting the enemy and Nessel the commie bitch is it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 05:10 PM (MaO9K)

121 She refuses to answer the questions asked. I'd object to that if it wasn't completely clear that the press have no real interest in anything but embarrassing the administration. You wanna play that game, fine, expect to get reamed. When you're actually interested in informing people, we can talk.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 05:10 PM (T6t7i)

122 Wasn't that the question Dental Expert Max von Sydow kept asking Dustin Hoffman?
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (+0uDE)

Laurence Olivier dear boy, Sir Laurence...

Posted by: browndog at May 22, 2020 05:10 PM (gD6Ka)

123 OMG OMG is it safe ???

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (zr5Kq)

124 Ace, I love it tha you are calling these people what they are. Fascists, and Nazis. Not too strong terms for them. Might I add Gestapo, and Stasi, for their enforcers??

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (bCLt0)

125 Nah...I'm just a dumb kike...please explain what you mean.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Thanks, man.

We needed the rain.

Posted by: Miklos, what a mensch at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (QzkSJ)

126 Really dislike the man but he was the lesser of 2 evils.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 05:06 PM (gLRfa)


They've pulled that shit for the last time with me. Portman got re-elected with no help from me. My vote has to be earned which is completely lost on those numbnuts and they only learn it the hard way.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (y7DUB)

127 Men in Hats, Safety Dance

You can race if you want to
But if you don't dance
Then you're no friend of mine

Posted by: Fox 2! at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (H8Bf9)

128 Any license that barber has will be revoked for some reason.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (dNzKv)

129 I see on twatter that the Karens are mad at Kayleigh.

Apparently she doesn't get that we are all in this together. Oh and they also hope she and religious people all get Wuhan flu and die. Because, remember, we are all in this together.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (WdocV)

130
Tim Pool just posted a vid on Democrats rigging elections and a judge pleading guilty.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (j4t07)

131 I look at Kayleigh and think she's attractive, but, the fake eyelashes that are so long she's one eye spasm from liftoff has to away.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:08 PM (WEBkv)


I think it is deliberately 'slightly' overdone.
Baiting the progtards to say something.

Posted by: Karen's Husband at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (1g7ch)

132 you'd bleach your anus, wear a Messenger Bag and go shopping for European Modular Shelving?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:07 PM (BHQQq)

No. But I'd buy her a drink and ask to shake her hand.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (NZbXf)

133 I don't know where she was raised but she has a southern belle air about her.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 05:10 PM (gLRfa)

She would look good behind the wheel of a '57 Chevy Bel Air, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (D06jk)

134 hey Soothie

You can dance if you want to

You can leave your friends behind

Because your friends don't dance

And if they don't dance well they're

No friends of mine..

Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (j9HX3)

135 Nah...I'm just a dumb kike...please explain what you mean.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

So does that make me the smart Kike?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (85Gof)

136 "And, to me, Mr. Manke is doing just the opposite of that, and he's being
selfish in his behavior in that what he's doing is allowing the virus
to spread."

Well, it's not like he's infecting his customers and sending them to live in nursing homes is it to stroke his ego.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 22, 2020 05:12 PM (hKi6n)

137 111
Make of that what you will.



Posted by: Flubber at May 22, 2020 04:57 PM (PQnIX)



Nah...I'm just a dumb kike...please explain what you mean.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 05:06 PM (dLLD6)





See? The Hebes, they're everywhere!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 05:08 PM (guGkK)

*throws flag*
the accepted slur is hymie. gees. everyone knows that Cic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 05:12 PM (XEfKE)

138 Really dislike the man but he was the lesser of 2 evils.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 05:06 PM (gLRfa)

-----

You sound like me every time I am in the voting booth.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 05:12 PM (+0uDE)

139 Hey everybody. Ace was onto the Whitmer/Barber story before I was, obviously. :-)

Everyone: what was Kayleigh's response to that reporter? I can't watch the video because I'll get too angry. (I will say, IMHO that reporter objected to her statement in a mature fashion.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:12 PM (L2ZTs)

140 42 I think Kayleigh should start out with announcing strong support of the 2d Amendment and just shoot the first reporter who asks a stupid question. Saying it's for the children.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2020 04:58 PM (ZfRYq)

While wearing Daisy Dukes and a flannel shirt tied up in a halter

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2020 05:12 PM (qAR6u)

141 She would look good behind the wheel of a '57 Chevy Bel Air, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Or the back seat.

Posted by: Miklos, because obviously at May 22, 2020 05:12 PM (QzkSJ)

142 Y'know, that's the scary thing about freedom - you have to make decisions for yourself and be willing to live (or die) with the consequences.

Most of the time, everything turns out fine.

When it doesn't, most of the time we are still here to learn from our bad experience and act accordingly going forward.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (SRRAx)

143
115 Shouldn't we all watch Walking on Sunshine bout now? It's damn near scientific.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 05:09 PM (NI4rU)


No, it's "Wild Wild Life", by Talking Heads, that's scientific: Things fall apart, it's scientific

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (pNxlR)

144 *eyes CBD...backs up a step*

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (XxJt1)

145
Yeah, the safety dance.
But why is it a "safety" dance??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (j4t07)

146 I'm eating out tonight as well. Our local "high class" Mexican eatery is open.


MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL!!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (pp7ze)

147 Reporter: "...The question that we're asking... is it it safe?"

You pussy, how is it any different than what you're doing right now in the Press Room?

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (DMQdU)

148 Any license that barber has will be revoked for some reason.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (dNzKv)


Poor sanitation - they found a hair on the floor.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (1g7ch)

149 Wait...there's kikes in here???

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (Qf83p)

150 Hasn't Fauci suggested that we needed to be shut down for up to a year? Now that asshole is saying "Oh if we're shut down for too long it could be bad" Fuck him. Fire his ass.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (Z7lwY)

151 135 Nah...I'm just a dumb kike...please explain what you mean.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

So does that make me the smart Kike?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (85Gof)

I thought that was JJ?

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (+0uDE)

152 >>While wearing Daisy Dukes and a flannel shirt tied up in a halter


I'll be right back...

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (BHQQq)

153 But is it safe! Safe!
Everything needs to be SAFE! SAFE!!!!!!!!!

Well, at least as long as Trump is President - when Obama the golden was President, it was naturally safe, even during the height of the SARs "epidemic".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 05:14 PM (e284m)

154 Sooth: the singers of Men Without Hats wear wearing condoms when they recorded it... :-P

(Hey, 1983, AIDS.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:14 PM (L2ZTs)

155 Nah...I'm just a dumb kike...please explain what you mean.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

So does that make me the smart Kike?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (85Gof)

I thought that was JJ?
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (+0uDE)

So what am I? Chopped Liver

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:14 PM (85Gof)

156 It's a Safety Dance.

Because it's safe to dance.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2020 05:14 PM (ZfRYq)

157 "Nessel [the fascist dyke AG] personally attacked Manke last week, questioning his motives for wanting to open his barbershop."

There, FIFY.

Posted by: Dad of Six at May 22, 2020 05:14 PM (LKJk6)

158 >> I'm eating out tonight as well. Our local "high class" Mexican eatery is open.


I prefer the lower class Mexican.

Posted by: Arnold Swartzenegger at May 22, 2020 05:14 PM (BHQQq)

159 From the same collection of halfwit assholes that demanded to know on a Friday morning if "everyone" could be tested for Covid by Sunday.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 05:14 PM (e284m)

160 Wait...there's kikes in here???
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (Qf83p)



Shhhh. We need the financing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 05:15 PM (guGkK)

161 The RNC serves its Pastrami Sandwiches on white bread with Grape Nehi.
---
With mayo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 05:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

162
129 I see on twatter that the Karens are mad at Kayleigh.


She doesn't "understand prayer": You don't have to be in a house of worship in order to pray!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (pNxlR)

163 It's a Safety Dance.

Because it's safe to dance.
Posted by: blaster


Six feet from the maypole.

Posted by: Miklos, who recalls the video at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (QzkSJ)

164 >>The RNC serves its Pastrami Sandwiches on white bread with Grape Nehi.


And Deviled Eggs.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (BHQQq)

165 And the goalposts keep shifting. We have to stay shut down*, because...

March: flatten the curve, don't overwhelm the system
April: prevent "second wave" of wuflu
May: is it safe?




* except Walmart, Home Depot, The Pot Dispensary, Planned Parenthood, and mosques

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (786Ro)

166 Ah pastrami.
Again I beg the Horde, if/when you're (stuck) in SoCal, make the drive to a Togo's Sandwiches shop and try their pastrami. It is de-lish, and one of the things the state hasn't managed to make messed up yet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (L2ZTs)

167 155 Nah...I'm just a dumb kike...please explain what you mean.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

So does that make me the smart Kike?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:11 PM (85Gof)

I thought that was JJ?
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (+0uDE)

So what am I? Chopped Liver
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:14 PM (85Gof)

As a Baptisty Protestant, think I will just observe.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (bCLt0)

168 The backlash, while late in coming, is finally here.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (o2MD2)

169 Shhhh. We need the financing.



I laughed out loud.

MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (pp7ze)

170 Hey CBD can you turn down the dial on the rain? I have a long weekend and need to stain my deck.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (ZfRYq)

171 ''Really dislike the man but he was the lesser of 2 evils.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 05:06 PM (gLRfa)

-----

You sound like me every time I am in the voting booth.''

In Ohio it's a reality.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (gLRfa)

172 Fauci or someone in his family is probably starting to feel the lockdown financially.

Posted by: Pliney at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (nzKWW)

173
It's sounding like the Horde is one of the Lost Tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (mht8P)

174 150 Hasn't Fauci suggested that we needed to be shut down for up to a year? Now that asshole is saying "Oh if we're shut down for too long it could be bad" Fuck him. Fire his ass.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (Z7lwY)

At this point Fauci, the CDC, and all the other sciencey "experts" are playing Simon Says with us

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (qAR6u)

175 Off to get a haircut - YAY
Have to wear a mask - BOO

BUT IS IT SAFE?????

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at May 22, 2020 05:17 PM (bAe71)

176 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at May 22, 2020 05:17 PM (pp7ze)

177
The fake reporters today were asking if it was safe, but first they were shout-asking if the president was planning to go to church this weekend.

They wanted to get an answer, affirmative or negative, from the president so they could create a fake news story about it for this weekend.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:17 PM (j4t07)

178 The whole world is finally a fan of Laurence Olivier!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:17 PM (L2ZTs)

179 >>It's sounding like the Horde is one of the Lost Tribes of Israel.


We are well represented.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:17 PM (BHQQq)

180 Believe Mr. Manke's permit already burned by the stasi.

Posted by: azalea city at May 22, 2020 05:17 PM (WX+x0)

181 The RNC serves its Pastrami Sandwiches on white bread with Grape Nehi.





MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL !

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 05:17 PM (zr5Kq)

182 Hey CBD can you turn down the dial on the rain? I have a long weekend and need to stain my deck.
Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2020 05:16 PM (ZfRYq)

Eating at Chipotle's should take care of that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 05:17 PM (D06jk)

183 We can't leave our houses until Trump conquers death.

And really, its been two months, we should impeach him for not getting this done already.

Posted by: Twatter at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (WdocV)

184 Garrett: well some of us *have* been wandering around in the desert lost for over 40 years...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (L2ZTs)

185 And where were these safety obsessed assholes when NJ and New York were ordering recovering elderly Covid patients BACK to their assisted living homes?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (e284m)

186 It's sounding like the Horde is one of the Lost Tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

We know which side our bagel is buttered on.

Posted by: Miklos' Deli at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (QzkSJ)

187 It's sounding like the Horde is one of the Lost Tribes of Israel.

___

Hmm, you may be on to something....

Posted by: Admiral Adama at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (WdocV)

188
175 Off to get a haircut - YAY
Have to wear a mask - BOO

BUT IS IT SAFE?????
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at May 22, 2020 05:17 PM (bAe71)


BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAAAAAFFFFFFFFES?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (pNxlR)

189
Any good polls, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (j4t07)

190 I'm eating out tonight, too. Because there is nothing to eat in the house. Tomorrow comes the three hundred dollar grocery bill to restock.

AOP, just your mention of a '57 Bel Air left me misty-eyed.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (XxJt1)

191 >>Garrett: well some of us *have* been wandering around in the desert lost for over 40 years...


I'm telling you, I dropped that nickel right around here.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (BHQQq)

192 The whole world is finally a fan of Laurence Olivier!



Olivier ? Sound Jewish. MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL !

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 05:19 PM (zr5Kq)

193 99
Safety Dance.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 05:03 PM (xfb67)



The band was Men Without Hats. Annoying, they were.


well, at least they weren't men without masks.

Posted by: Karen at May 22, 2020 05:19 PM (kf5Ci)

194 Going to get your haircut - too dangerous

Letting in central American gang bangers and Islamist "refugees" - the right thing to do.

Posted by: Do I have that right? at May 22, 2020 05:19 PM (WdocV)

195
185 And where were these safety obsessed assholes when NJ and New York were ordering recovering elderly Covid patients BACK to their assisted living homes?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (e284m)


Or when their overlords commanded us to hug Asian people at random?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:19 PM (pNxlR)

196 Fauci or someone in his family is probably starting to feel the lockdown financially.

Government self-service for fifty years including the last 36 as Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases? Not a chance he's suffering.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 05:19 PM (ELgVT)

197 191 >>Garrett: well some of us *have* been wandering around in the desert lost for over 40 years...


I'm telling you, I dropped that nickel right around here.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (BHQQq)


???????????

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:20 PM (bCLt0)

198 >>She doesn't "understand prayer": You don't have to be in a house of worship in order to pray!



And these Karen's apparently don't understand what church is. It is not getting together for a prayer and then dispersing, FFS.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2020 05:20 PM (bDqIh)

199 I cannot over-sell the importance of this reasoning from Judge Stewart:

"The attorney general has not presented any studies underlying the doctor's conclusion," Stewart wrote in his opinion. "The attorney general has not shown any nexus between the cutting of hair and an increased risk of transmission. The attorney general's filings rest more on general facts about COVID-19 than specific practices or conditions at Manke's business."


Substitute anything for "cutting of hair" above, and it applies. Opening a church for Sunday services, operating a bar, anything.

There are no hard and fast facts today about bug transmission. Hell, yesterday the CDC revised it's ESTIMATE of the period a Wuhan bug can survive on a surface. Emphasis on estimate.

Everywhere there are still restrictions, lawyers should be working pro-bono bombarding courts with challenges to restrictions using Judge Stewart's ruling.

Posted by: Gref at May 22, 2020 05:20 PM (AMIL/)

200
I'm eating out tonight, too
___

Hey Huma, I just remembered there is one more thing I need you to do before you can head out for the weekend.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 22, 2020 05:20 PM (WdocV)

201 Or when their overlords commanded us to hug Asian people at random?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:19 PM (pNxlR)

Well I kinda like those little asian girls...yellow fever?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:20 PM (85Gof)

202 She does have a she male look

Posted by: Avi at May 22, 2020 05:20 PM (4ALen)

203 >>???????????


Punchlines. Gotta know your punchlines.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:20 PM (BHQQq)

204
The Democrat Dilemma:
If people can go to church, people can work.
If people can work, they can go vote.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:21 PM (j4t07)

205 Or when their overlords commanded us to hug Asian people at random?

___

The best part of hugging is the hair smelling.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 05:21 PM (WdocV)

206 The new 11 most-feared words:

I'm from the government and I'm here to keep you safe

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2020 05:21 PM (786Ro)

207 Gov Halfwhit was a man?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 05:21 PM (JFO2v)

208 >>>Fauci or someone in his family is probably starting to feel the lockdown financially.


He's just providing cover for the Dem fascists who are losing control of the situation and making new R voters every day they extend this bullshit. Now they can reopen by quoting him without having to lose face or acknowledge they went too far.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM (HmZuC)

209 @qdpsteve

Try the pastrami at Katella Deli. You will not be disappointed. On a side note, my son used to manage the Togo's by Bellflower and Spring.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM (ToJpl)

210 A few stories from the Illinois Policy website:




Illinois lost 762,200 jobs from mid-March through mid-April, the largest monthly jobs loss in state history, new data shows.





Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker has done more to restrict everyday life in Illinois than any other leader in the nation, according to a survey of COVID-19 control measures by Wallet Hub.




Particularly concerning is that the state is scheduled to grant $261 in pay raises to state workers on July 1 - including an across-the-board pay hike of 2.1% as well as automatic "step" increases for an additional year of service. Meanwhile, more than 1 million Illinoisans are out of work entirely, with many still waiting for unemployment benefits.






Congrats Illinois. You are the worst run and most corrupt state in the union. And even better, the fck wits will keep voting this in office.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM (MaO9K)

211 Nessel is an angry lesbian and the least positive person ever seen in Lansing, but this is a girl power government that seems obsessed with treating all Michigan citizens as enemies.

The DNR screwed the pooch with the Edenville Dam issue as well, and the media is ignoring the lake level lawsuits that are a part of it.

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM (Xo3T0)

212 >>Gov Halfwhit was a man?


Tonight on Tucker

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM (BHQQq)

213 Tennessee Jed, I know that Togo's. Nice place!
And yes, Katelli Deli is also pretty good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM (L2ZTs)

214 It straps the mask across it's chin,

Or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: Buffalo Gretchen at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM (2KNZv)

215 And in other do as I say, not as I do news, Illinois Governor JB "Fats" Pritzer gets busted sending
Illinois contractors into Wisconsin to work on his horse farm.


Of course, the rest of us should put our lives on hold.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM (yAc5z)

216 50 I may have to drive 6 hours to Idaho to get a freaking haircut.

Or 3 hours to Oregon. But I hate portland with the heat of a thousand suns.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 04:59 PM (d7Ww2)


I thought Oregon was closed, too.

Idaho is about 6 hours from Seattle.

Hippie malcontent it is, then.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM (sy5kK)

217
207 Gov Halfwhit was a man?
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 05:21 PM (JFO2v)

Yes, she is Bibb, the Michelin Man. Her in the blue dress video is proof enough.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM (pNxlR)

218
I sneer at your "Is it safe?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:23 PM (pNxlR)

219 Stay-at-home orders intended to curb the spread of the coronavirus could
end up causing irreparable damage if imposed for too long, White
House health advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci told CNBC on Friday.




That little bastard ought to be hung on prime time TV

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 05:23 PM (MaO9K)

220 The Scold of Karens running Michigan are making a good case of why women shouldn't be in charge.
And perhaps that we should just go ahead and repeal the 19th Amendment already.

Posted by: Venus at May 22, 2020 05:23 PM (iYXhj)

221 >I see on twatter that the Karens are mad at Kayleigh.

She doesn't "understand prayer": You don't have to be in a house of worship in order to pray!


1A- Free Exercise Clause

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 05:23 PM (iTXRQ)

222 Would you people stop making Gretchen mad?

Posted by: Marc Mallory sporting a shiner at May 22, 2020 05:24 PM (WdocV)

223 Try the pastrami at Katella Deli.

Best in the City?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:24 PM (85Gof)

224 Is it safe to have all those smarmy "journalists" in one room?

I think not.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2020 05:24 PM (Z+IKu)

225 >>> I'm eating out tonight, too
___

Hey Huma, I just remembered there is one more thing I need you to do before you can head out for the weekend.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 22, 2020 05:20 PM (WdocV)


Welp, there goes my appetite.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 05:24 PM (BHYVd)

226 Well, time to drive into town, and pick up the dog's pills at the vet's office.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 05:24 PM (D06jk)

227
Gov Halfwhit was a man?

well, there are no known photographs of her pregnant

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (e5/9H)

228 Try the pastrami at Katella Deli.

Best in the City?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:24 PM (85Gof)



Just don't let your guest go in the restroom alone.

Posted by: Virgil Sollozo at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (guGkK)

229 Men Without Hats - Living in China:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU4oHdJmpvc


What would Chairman Mao say
If he knew what his people think of him today
Revolution is out of hand
The Gang of Four, trying to make it as a western band

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

230 Seems there's a rise in pushback.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (g/u4p)

231
So what would happen if Whitler said, "No Michigan or Michigan State games in 2020. Too dangerous"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (mht8P)

232 Fauci got the the dead fish in the box Trump sent him.

He's a wop from Brooklyn--he got the message

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (CqE5x)

233
Stay-at-home orders intended to curb the spread of the coronavirus could

end up causing irreparable damage if imposed for too long, White

House health advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci told CNBC on Friday.
___

And that folks is how you cover ALL the bases.

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (WdocV)

234 On Fauci's recent pivot on the lock-downs.....Can we just fast forward to the part where we start beating our elitist overlords with bats...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (h1jJh)

235 "The public would be left with feelings that their government is not accountable to them," Lucci warned.

Ya think???
After years of DC and most State Capitals (and aided by their media masters) gleefully burning away their credibility and good will with the people?
A good piece of advice to the govies...remember who you work for.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (axyOa)

236
Oh, and "Hunting season is hereby cancelled."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (mht8P)

237 I said yesterday that the commentariat does not understand the concept of " the Body of Christ" and its importance to our Christian faith.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (bCLt0)

238 "Mr. Manke, he's not a hero to me," Nessel said. "He's not a patriot. A patriot is a person that fights all enemies, foreign and domestic, and does everything possible to protect his fellow countrymen and countrywomen. And, to me, Mr. Manke is doing just the opposite of that, and he's being selfish in his behavior in that what he's doing is allowing the virus to spread."


Okay, Karen, now do the behavior of Lansing, Michigan gay swinger glory hole clubs.

Is their behavior allowing the virus to spread too?

If not, please put us some knowledge of how cutting hair allows the virus to spread, but swinger sex with strangers does not.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (Do5/p)

239 WHAT ABOUT MY SEEEFTEE KAYLEIGH

"Ok, Karen."

Posted by: Buffalo Gretchen at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (2KNZv)

240
See Ace's Update

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (j4t07)

241 Ha! This is going to be a fun race.

https://tinyurl.com/y9vrzgk7

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (ZLI7S)

242 You do notice that there are no reports of the uptick of suicides by the media don't you? Probably classifed as covid deaths anyway

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (NI4rU)

243 Weekend Kim Jong Un Mystery,

https://tinyurl.com/y8ovx6o3

Kim is a Vain Man, but his personal emblem are disappearing from TV shows featuring him

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (+0uDE)

244 /off me gretch the wretch

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (2KNZv)

245 On Fauci's recent pivot on the lock-downs.....Can we
just fast forward to the part where we start beating our elitist
overlords with bats...


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (h1jJh)


I was just about to say I'd like to see them all hanging heel first from lamp posts and bridges. But, I'd also like in on the fun so...

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (8B6Ng)

246 Just read that Biden walked back his stopped remark about, "you can't be [insert this color] if you vote for Trump." He said, "I shouldn't have been such a wise guy."

Call me crazy, I wonder if this wasn't scripted. Biden's team saying it, then walking it back, would be a great way to show that Biden is "thoughtful," compared to (their warped impression of) PDT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (L2ZTs)

247 The mayor of Baltimore is urging President Donald Trump to rethink his visit to the city on Memorial Day, arguing that the visit would contradict stay-at-home orders he's issued for residents and drain public safety resources.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (iTXRQ)

248 I was born and raised in Iowa. Though my mother married a doctor who was a non-observant Jew, I knew nothing of Jews until I struck out for the big city...Chicago. But I was too nervous to tackle Chicago proper so I took a job and rented an apartment in Skokie.

For those of you who don't know, Skokie is referred to by Chicagoans as "Little Israel". I was taken aback the first time I heard that and mentioned it to a co-worker. She replied, "I'm Jewish". You could have knocked me, etc. The lesson was clear...Jews are just like me. Thank you, Roz.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 05:27 PM (XxJt1)

249 When a man becomes preeminent, he is expected to have enthusiasms ...

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at May 22, 2020 05:27 PM (pp7ze)

250 somebody once said a gaffe is when you accidently say what you're really thinking

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 05:27 PM (iTXRQ)

251 I've been to Katella Deli, once.

The place is exceptionally well stocked. There's even a gun taped to the back of the men's toilet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:27 PM (L2ZTs)

252 The mayor of Baltimore is urging President Donald Trump to rethink his visit to the city on Memorial Day, arguing that the visit would contradict stay-at-home orders he's issued for residents and drain public safety resources.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (iTXRQ)

LOLGF

Posted by: Two Scoops at May 22, 2020 05:28 PM (aDI6+)

253 Am I the only one who thinks this Lockdown is on the verge of collapsing?

The final nail in the coffin is going to be when too many people descend on the beaches. The cops are not going to enforce anything and it will end up like Woodstock--massive traffic jams and everyone gets in free,,,,

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:28 PM (CqE5x)

254 Punchlines. Gotta know your punchlines.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:20 PM (BHQQq)
-----------

Wait, I thought this was the copper wire and penny joke.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:28 PM (WEBkv)

255 Scranton Pony Soldier Strategies / MSNBC Poll

Biden -
Black: 100%
Ain't Black: 0%

Trump -
Black: 0%
Ain't Black: 100%

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2020 05:28 PM (786Ro)

256 One thing I have REALLY been avoiding this whole pandemic is public restrooms.

I don't know what will eventually take me out, but it will NOT be CV19 from a dang toilet seat!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

257 Leftist's rules are always for you, not for them.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (ZCEU2)

258 Call me crazy, I wonder if this wasn't scripted. Biden's team saying it, then walking it back, would be a great way to show that Biden is "thoughtful," compared to (their warped impression of) PDT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (L2ZTs)



Biden's team doesn't think in that many dimensions and Biden doesn't have the mental chops to pull it off anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (guGkK)

259 Update: You don't say, Genius?


Are you fucking kidding me right now.



Fucking Fauci , man.



He's circumnavigated the globe 20 times with those goalposts.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (2KNZv)

260 Cicero, true. Joe likes to wander off-script too much.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (L2ZTs)

261 Biden's team doesn't think in that many dimensions and Biden doesn't have the mental chops to pull it off anyway.


Yep. It's just frantic damage control.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (pp7ze)

262 250 somebody once said a gaffe is when you accidently say what you're really thinking

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 05:27 PM (iTXRQ)

"But Mr Biden, what about your GAAAAAAFFFESSS?"

Filed under "Things you'll never hear a reporter ask a Democrat"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (qAR6u)

263 256 One thing I have REALLY been avoiding this whole pandemic is public restrooms.

I don't know what will eventually take me out, but it will NOT be CV19 from a dang toilet seat!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)


So, where do you pee on your road trip???

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (bCLt0)

264 192 The whole world is finally a fan of Laurence Olivier!



Olivier ? Sound Jewish. MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL !
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 05:19 PM (zr5Kq)

Worse - it sounds...French!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (0QYMt)

265 >>>The mayor of Baltimore is urging President Donald Trump to rethink his visit to the city on Memorial Day.


A recent study has revealed only 10% of rats in Baltimore are wearing masks regularly.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (HmZuC)

266 Ace's update,

Dr. Fauci NOW says staying closed for too long could cause irreparable damage and people have thoughts.

------!

You all told me we must follow science and the ecience is settled.

Let me know when masks are once again unsafe please.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (+0uDE)

267 PDT, please keep sticking your thumb in every Dem's eye.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (g/u4p)

268 So, as sanity creeps back into the New Reality *spit*, do these poor bastards, who have lost EVERYTHING, have recourse to sue the m*+#erF^@king shit out of these bureaucracies? Or more to the point, these bureaucrats?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (7Fj9P)

269 These so-called reporters just don't seem to understand the answers that Kayleigh gives them. Or they don't want to understand it.

They want to trick her into saying, flat out, "It's safe to go to church," and then if one single person in the entire country gets sick at a church, BAM!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (rpbg1)

270 tubal: I do what real men do.
I hold it dammit! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (L2ZTs)

271
He's circumnavigated the globe 20 times with those goalposts.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (2KNZv)


How about he tries to complete his next circuit with them shoved up his ass?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (pNxlR)

272 Leftist's rules are always for you, not for them.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (ZCEU2)



Lori Lightfoot's haircut: What chu talkin' 'bout Willis?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (MaO9K)

273 149
Wait...there's kikes in here???

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 05:13 PM (Qf83p)

NO IRISH!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (XEfKE)

274 Democratic members of the House of Representatives lead by Oversight and Reform Committee Chairwoman Carolyn Maloney, D-N.Y., submitted a letter to President Donald Trump Friday, requesting he explain why he has chosen to gift ventilators to Russia, despite the urgent need for them in the U.S.


???
What urgent need?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (85Gof)

275 >Am I the only one who thinks this Lockdown is on the verge of collapsing?


Nope- the cracks are showing

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (iTXRQ)

276 >>So, where do you pee on your road trip???


Stillsuit

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (BHQQq)

277
Dr. Fauci NOW says staying closed for too long could cause irreparable damage and people have thoughts.

"Too long" was a month ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (mht8P)

278 I think Trump has figured out a way to get the MFM inside a house of worship.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (7Fj9P)

279 232 Fauci got the the dead fish in the box Trump sent him.

He's a wop from Brooklyn--he got the message
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:25 PM (CqE5x)

Us jooz know how to send a warning too

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (JFO2v)

280 NO IRISH!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (XEfKE)
-------------

I would think you'd like the Irish, being as they come pre-marinated.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (WEBkv)

281 Lockdowns are definitely collapsing. And some judges seem to 'get it' that governors can't hold back the tide forever and expect there never to be pushback.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

282 270 tubal: I do what real men do.
I hold it dammit! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (L2ZTs)


You'll blow out your epididymis kid!!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:32 PM (bCLt0)

283 >>Are you fucking kidding me right now.


This guy is getting paid for this shit.

Chauncey the Doctor

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:32 PM (BHQQq)

284 The mayor of Baltimore is urging President Donald Trump to rethink his visit to the city on Memorial Day, arguing that the visit would contradict stay-at-home orders he's issued for residents and drain public safety resources.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (iTXRQ)

Hey, Bernard, Obama is coming to town ! got any resources ??

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 05:32 PM (zr5Kq)

285 Let me know when masks are once again unsafe please.
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (+0uDE)

That's coming VERY soon.

They'll tell us it's unsafe and the suddenly all the masks will drop.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:32 PM (CqE5x)

286
Just keep the Lithuanians out and everything will be fine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 05:32 PM (mht8P)

287 I'm a guy. The world is my urinal.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:32 PM (pp7ze)

288 somebody once said a gaffe is when you accidentally say what you're really thinking

*****

I believe they call that a Freudian slip

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 05:32 PM (h1jJh)

289 271
He's circumnavigated the globe 20 times with those goalposts.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (2KNZv)

How about he tries to complete his next circuit with them shoved up his ass?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (pNxlR)

fuck goalpost they are changing the pitch, the sport, and the rules.

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (JFO2v)

290 Stillsuit

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (BHQQq)

someone said you were killed by ace or something. i forget.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (XEfKE)

291 They want to trick her into saying, flat out, "It's safe to go to church," and then if one single person in the entire country gets sick at a church, BAM!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (rpbg1)



Suggested Kayleigh response:

"Fewer people will die from going to church than died in the rest homes that got Cuomo's human smallpox blankets."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (guGkK)

292 270 tubal: I do what real men do.
I hold it dammit! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (L2ZTs)
---
Don't do it, kid!

Posted by: Tycho Brahe at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

293
How about he tries to complete his next circuit with them shoved up his ass?


I think with a Mig welder you could fold them small enough...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (2KNZv)

294 Wasn't that the question Dental Expert Max von Sydow kept asking Dustin Hoffman?
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020


*
*

Max von Sydow would have been a good choice to play the Nazi dentist, but it was Laurence Olivier, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (rpbg1)

295 @Nevergiveup

I like the pastrami at Katella Deli better than Cantor's or Junior's Deli which are the most famous in SoCal.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (ToJpl)

296 287 I'm a guy. The world is my urinal.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:32 PM (pp7ze)

spit before you piss of the side of a boat

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (JFO2v)

297
274 Democratic members of the House of Representatives lead by Oversight and Reform Committee Chairwoman Carolyn Maloney, D-N.Y., submitted a letter to President Donald Trump Friday, requesting he explain why he has chosen to gift ventilators to Russia, despite the urgent need for them in the U.S.

???
What urgent need?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (85Gof)


That, and no more, ought to be PDJT's response.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (pNxlR)

298 256
One thing I have REALLY been avoiding this whole pandemic is public restrooms.



I don't know what will eventually take me out, but it will NOT be CV19 from a dang toilet seat!!!


oddly enough, someone in my facebook feed posted a picture from a park in which the restrooms had been closed to protect the public from covid-19. however, since people still need to respond to nature's call, port-a-potties had been set up next to the closed restrooms.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (kf5Ci)

299 I got better.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (BHQQq)

300 Avoiding Road trip stops: One cup of coffee before hitting the road, take care of business before leaving, make sure the road trip isn't more than 15 minutes in duration and I'm good to go!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (WEBkv)

301 I don't know what will eventually take me out, but it will NOT be CV19 from a dang toilet seat!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

The AIDS'll get you if the COVID doesn't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 05:34 PM (NWiLs)

302 Democratic members of the House of Representatives lead by Oversight and Reform Committee Chairwoman Carolyn Maloney, D-N.Y., submitted a letter to President Donald Trump Friday, requesting he explain why he has chosen to gift ventilators to Russia, despite the urgent need for them in the U.S.


???
What urgent need?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (85Gof)

It just allows them to squeeze the very last bit of toothpaste out of the Trump/Russia tube....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:34 PM (CqE5x)

303 blake, yup.

On my casino road trips in the past I've been known to not eat or drink anything for at least 12 hours pre-trip.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:34 PM (L2ZTs)

304 On Road Trips, I miss those old wide mouth Gatorade Bottles.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:34 PM (BHQQq)

305 27 Gretchen Whitmer is actually Caitlin Jenner.

You can't unsee it now, can you?



THE BALLS ON THAT GUY!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

306 I would think you'd like the Irish, being as they come pre-marinated.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:31 PM (WEBkv)

Only if they're marinated Jameson. No Bushmill proddy shyte. But do we have to let them on the blog?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 05:35 PM (XEfKE)

307 301 I don't know what will eventually take me out, but it will NOT be CV19 from a dang toilet seat!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

The AIDS'll get you if the COVID doesn't.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 05:34 PM (NWiLs)

are teenage girl still doing the toilet seat pregnancy thing??

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:35 PM (JFO2v)

308 These so-called reporters just don't seem to understand the answers that Kayleigh gives them. Or they don't want to understand it.

They want to trick her into saying, flat out, "It's safe to go to church," and then if one single person in the entire country gets sick at a church, BAM!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:30 PM (rpbg1)


"Safe? Safer than what? Put your question in context... Safer than going to your favorite bath house? Probably. Safer than going to church in Pakistan? Probably."

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 05:35 PM (1g7ch)

309 Nurse,

Go to Portland. Stop and see me on your way back up north. I'm not that far off I-5

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 05:35 PM (Lqy/e)

310 Its almost like all those judges Trump appointed had an impact.

Makes me wonder if that impact may have made state judges think twice about being mewling fuckheads knowing trumpian judges would be looking at their shit decisions on appeal.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 22, 2020 05:35 PM (+dsLj)

311 oddly enough, someone in my facebook feed posted a picture from a park in which the restrooms had been closed to protect the public from covid-19. however, since people still need to respond to nature's call, port-a-potties had been set up next to the closed restrooms.

-

People were just sh*tting right beside the restroom building at a park in rural NC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 22, 2020 05:35 PM (aden2)

312 258 Call me crazy, I wonder if this wasn't scripted. Biden's team saying it, then walking it back, would be a great way to show that Biden is "thoughtful," compared to (their warped impression of) PDT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:26 PM (L2ZTs)


Biden's team doesn't think in that many dimensions and Biden doesn't have the mental chops to pull it off anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 05:29 PM (guGkK)

----------

Biden doesn't even remember saying it by now.

He would be lucky to remember the day of the week, month and year, and what he had for lunch.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 05:36 PM (+0uDE)

313 OT A little good COVID-19 news: Princeton is not accepting any new graduate students in Sociology until 2022. So there are going to be fewer Ivy-trained sociologists going forward.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 22, 2020 05:36 PM (0V/8D)

314 304 On Road Trips, I miss those old wide mouth Gatorade Bottles.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:34 PM (BHQQq)

now we are braggin about girth again!!

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:36 PM (JFO2v)

315 I may have to drive 6 hours to Idaho to get a freaking haircut.

Or 3 hours to Oregon. But I hate portland with the heat of a thousand suns.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020


*
*

To which I reply . . .

"ROAD TRIP!"

Seriously, if I were out of work, or working from home (which I presume you're not), and I lived near Idaho, I'd love to make an overnight road trip out of a run to the barber.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:36 PM (rpbg1)

316 On Road Trips, I miss those old wide mouth Gatorade Bottles.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:34 PM (BHQQq)
-------------

Really?

Wow, and the mouth of those things are huge!

Maybe hold the bottle a bit closer?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:36 PM (WEBkv)

317 Insom, especially if I visit the 80s-themed nightclub that's not too far from me.

(They actually get some good acts to perform there. The actual band, A Flock Of Seagulls, does at least one show there every year.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:36 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Trump visits Baltimore. Points, laughs.

Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 05:36 PM (RuIsu)

319 Wasn't that the question Dental Expert Max von Sydow kept asking Dustin Hoffman?
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020

*
*

Max von Sydow would have been a good choice to play the Nazi dentist, but it was Laurence Olivier, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



Brian Dennehy

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2020 05:37 PM (786Ro)

320 I blame our crumbling infrastructure, Blake.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 05:37 PM (BHQQq)

321
Former Vice President Joe Biden apologized for remarks he made Friday
morning insinuating that a black radio host "ain't black" if he had
questions about voting for him.


"I shouldn't have been such a wise
guy," said Biden on a Friday afternoon call with black business owners.
"I shouldn't have been so cavalier ... No one should have to vote for
any party based on their race, their religion, their background."





Really? Democrats have been telling different groups they had to vote Democrat just because of the race, religion and background. Now it's not supposed to be that way?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 05:37 PM (MaO9K)

322 315

To which I reply . . .

"ROAD TRIP!"

Seriously, if I were out of work, or working from home (which I presume you're not), and I lived near Idaho, I'd love to make an overnight road trip out of a run to the barber.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:36 PM (rpbg1)

Don't forget yer Gatorade bottle!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:37 PM (bCLt0)

323 Did anyone ever figure out how the virus takes 14 days present itself but places that reopened saw a spike in COVID19 cases in the first couple days?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (aden2)

324 Seriously, if I were out of work, or working from home (which I presume you're not), and I lived near Idaho, I'd love to make an overnight road trip out of a run to the barber.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:36 PM (rpbg1)

My barber has a sign please wear mask not a single fucking mask in sight

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (JFO2v)

325 In fairness, the Gatorade bottle is handy for road trips. It always turns out to be dual-use... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (L2ZTs)

326 311 oddly enough, someone in my facebook feed posted a picture from a park in which the restrooms had been closed to protect the public from covid-19. however, since people still need to respond to nature's call, port-a-potties had been set up next to the closed restrooms.

-

People were just sh*tting right beside the restroom building at a park in rural NC.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 22, 2020 05:35 PM (aden2)


Our doltish overlords do not understand safe and hygienic practices at all, do they?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (pNxlR)

327 Got a haircut yesterday. Had to try a new place, as my barber for the last quarter of a century retired during the chicom-crud shutdown. Had to make an appointment, which threw me, as I had never done that to get my damn haircut, as I have always just walked in, sat down, and read fishing magazines until it was my turn.

Anyway, it went well. No masks, and we agreed that this is all horseshit, and that President Trump is the man. Oh, my new barber gives a good haircut, too. Winning!

Posted by: eastofsuez at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (U2zca)

328 242 You do notice that there are no reports of the uptick of suicides by the media don't you? Probably classifed as covid deaths anyway

Just found out 10 minutes ago that a friend of my daughter committed suicide. His parents' business was bankrupted by the lockdown, he could not do the stand-up comedy that he was loved for.

This hurts really hard.

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (Xo3T0)

329 "I shouldn't have been so cavalier ... No one should have to vote for
any party based on their race, their religion, their background."



No matter how unclean and inarticulate they are.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (2KNZv)

330 Some dude on Twitter: "Since when was Michigan taken over by crazy white bitches?"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (7Fj9P)

331 Did anyone ever figure out how the virus takes 14
days present itself but places that reopened saw a spike in COVID19
cases in the first couple days?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (aden2)


Science!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (MaO9K)

332 323 Did anyone ever figure out how the virus takes 14 days present itself but places that reopened saw a spike in COVID19 cases in the first couple days?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (aden2)


I think "" just making shit up" explains it pretty well.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (bCLt0)

333 We know which side our bagel is buttered on.
Posted by: Miklos' Deli at May 22, 2020 05:18 PM (QzkSJ)

===

Butter on a Bagel > Carrots in Chili

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (EZebt)

334 They just make up the science as they go along don't they?

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

335 We'll allow Amy Acton to leave with as much tyranny as she can swallow.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (icI8A)

336 "Did anyone ever figure out how the virus takes 14 days present itself but places that reopened saw a spike in COVID19 cases in the first couple days?"

The evidence fakers were overanxious.

Posted by: Chris M at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (eAZVt)

337 Did anyone ever figure out how the virus takes 14 days present itself but places that reopened saw a spike in COVID19 cases in the first couple days?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (aden2)



More testing.

More confirmed cases.

Nothing to do with COVID's prodromal period.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (CDVfT)

338 323 Did anyone ever figure out how the virus takes 14 days present itself but places that reopened saw a spike in COVID19 cases in the first couple days?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (aden2)

YES

So the antibody test came out and the CDC asked the state to report everything. So the number you set are true active and post disease antibody as a single number.

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:40 PM (JFO2v)

339 Why do I always see strange high-ascii characters instead of quotes and apostrophes on this site?

Posted by: Paul B at May 22, 2020 05:40 PM (HIZtG)

340 No one should have to vote for
any party based on their race, their religion, their background."

Except the VP has to have a vagina?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 05:40 PM (85Gof)

341
323 Did anyone ever figure out how the virus takes 14 days present itself but places that reopened saw a spike in COVID19 cases in the first couple days?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (aden2)


It's the same reason that "the worst economy in fifty years" instantly righted itself within the first month after Bill Clinton was inaugurated. That is to say, innumeracy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:40 PM (pNxlR)

342 Headline at Patterico...
"Covid-19 In The Future: Three Scenarios"

1 - we all die
2 - we all follow state diktats and die
3 - we all take Gates' "vaccine" and still die

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:40 PM (L2ZTs)

343 334 They just make up the science as they go along don't they?
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

Globull Warmeringer

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:40 PM (JFO2v)

344 Just found out 10 minutes ago that a friend of my daughter committed suicide. His parents' business was bankrupted by the lockdown, he could not do the stand-up comedy that he was loved for.

This hurts really hard.
Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (Xo3T0)

Holy fuck. I am so sorry. Prayers for all of you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

345 ASCII no questions and we'll tell u no lies.

Posted by: Pliney at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (nzKWW)

346 Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it.

Posted by: Babe at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (Z+IKu)

347 Yup, and ghey sex clubs are essential. Do they even know how ridiculous this sounds? Doesn't say much about the respect for their constituents.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (vGJY7)

348
Why do I always see strange high-ascii characters instead of quotes and apostrophes on this site?
Posted by: Paul B at May 22, 2020 05:40 PM (HIZtG)


Quiet, you!

Question not the privileges of our host and his cow orkers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (pNxlR)

349 "287 I'm a guy. The world is my urinal.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:32 PM (pp7ze)"



Words I have lived by for many years.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (cqteU)

350 ASCII no questions and we'll tell u no lies.
Posted by: Pliney at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (nzKWW)
-------------

I'll Put a Hex on You

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (WEBkv)

351
Molly McCann @molmccann
2h
Ohio, Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Texas, Utah, and West Virginia have just filed an amicus brief in support of @GenFlynn's Petition for Writ of Mandamus.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (63iNO)

352 339 Why do I always see strange high-ascii characters instead of quotes and apostrophes on this site?
Posted by: Paul B at May 22, 2020 05:40 PM (HIZtG)

guinea pigs that power the server only know limited ASCII characters.

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (JFO2v)

353 Oh, and "Hunting season is hereby cancelled."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


That's like saying 'and the beer sucks' at a hockey game in Canadian Bacon'. Shit just got real.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 22, 2020 05:42 PM (VcFUs)

354 345 ASCII no questions and we'll tell u no lies.
Posted by: Pliney at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (nzKWW)

ha!

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:42 PM (JFO2v)

355 They just make up the science as they go along don't they?
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

If an expert can't be flexible, how can he be a real expert!
Like politicians evolve while in office!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 05:42 PM (6wiwL)

356 They just make up the science as they go along don't they?

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)



How dare you!!!

Signed,


Global cooling make that warming, overpopulation, hole in the ozone, acid rain, disappearing rain forests

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 05:43 PM (MaO9K)

357 350 ASCII no questions and we'll tell u no lies.
Posted by: Pliney at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (nzKWW)
-------------

I'll Put a Hex on You
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (WEBkv)

It is a binary decision to decide if you post here!

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:43 PM (JFO2v)

358 Just saw a public email from my mayor here in Lakewood. He's asking LA County to please hurry up with lifting business restrictions.

Tomorrow's local headline: "Lakewood chosen by county supervisors to host new toxic sewage dump" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:43 PM (L2ZTs)

359 Just found out 10 minutes ago that a friend of my daughter committed suicide. His parents' business was bankrupted by the lockdown, he could not do the stand-up comedy that he was loved for.

This hurts really hard.
Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (Xo3T0)
******
But he gave his life to help the DemTARDS believe they have a chance against Trump with Finger anger
*********
Thoughts & Prayers up

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 05:43 PM (63iNO)

360 I like the pastrami at Katella Deli better than Cantor's or Junior's Deli which are the most famous in SoCal.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 22, 2020 05:33 PM (ToJpl)

===

Rude Waitresses at Cantor's > Rude Waitresses at Junior's

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2020 05:43 PM (EZebt)

361 347 Yup, and ghey sex clubs are essential. Do they even know how ridiculous this sounds? Doesn't say much about the respect for their constituents.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (vGJY7)

Dicks cannot suck themselves!

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:43 PM (JFO2v)

362 Went to get beer. So a guy driving a Model T. He was wearing a mask. Saw another guy riding a Vespa. He had no mask and no messenger bag.


Make of it what you will.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 05:44 PM (0QYMt)

363 It's the line from that movie about Tom Nichols, Too Fat To Run A Marathon Man.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at May 22, 2020 05:44 PM (icI8A)

364 ASCII no questions and we'll tell u no lies.
Posted by: Pliney at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (nzKWW)
-------------

I'll Put a Hex on You
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (WEBkv)

It is a binary decision to decide if you post here!

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel



Ya'll a bunch of squares.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 05:44 PM (axyOa)

365
They just make up the science as they go along don't they?
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)


Scientific reasons are like anal beads -- there's always another one you can pull out of your ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:44 PM (pNxlR)

366 Tennessee Jed, really?? Wow! Must be good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:44 PM (L2ZTs)

367 The crisis is definitely about over in Texas - I went to Sherwin Williams today to buy some paint, and nobody, not even the employees, were bothering with any stupid masks. They still had marks on the floor so you didn't stand together so close in line, but that's really an afterthought now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 05:44 PM (trdmm)

368 On Road Trips, I miss those old wide mouth Gatorade Bottles.
Posted by: garrett


Mickey's Big Mouth

Posted by: Miklos, unsuggestively at May 22, 2020 05:45 PM (QzkSJ)

369
Molly McCann @molmccann
2h
Ohio, Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Texas, Utah, and West Virginia have just filed an amicus brief in support of @GenFlynn's Petition for Writ of Mandamus.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM


huh...didn't see michigan on that list

I guess dana nessel has more important things to do

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2020 05:45 PM (e5/9H)

370 Safety Dance?

We prefer the Neutron Dance.

Posted by: Pointer Sisters at May 22, 2020 05:45 PM (rpbg1)

371 fuck off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 05:45 PM (JFO2v)

372 Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (Xo3T0)

Doesn't seem like enough, but prayers are up from here

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 05:45 PM (6wiwL)

373 Pointer Sisters, that's Automatic!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:45 PM (L2ZTs)

374 > Yup, and ghey sex clubs are essential.

Sex is church for Dems. Damn Nicolaitans.

Posted by: perilisk at May 22, 2020 05:45 PM (9p+wn)

375 @199

As said often, this entire op is free of logic, reason or science.


It's a scam at every level of analysis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2020 05:45 PM (T+XCu)

376 Do I have to get a Methodist Haircut or a Brazilian ,maybe a Tonsure ???

We live in hairy times...can't the CDC (Canadian Dome Corp) produce a booklet?

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 05:46 PM (5IHGB)

377 We prefer the neutron bomb.

It's safe and clean and it gets the job done.

Posted by: Dead Kennedys at May 22, 2020 05:46 PM (icI8A)

378 ASCII no questions and we'll tell u no lies.
Posted by: Pliney at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (nzKWW)

ha!

Posted by: Ramen Emanuel at May 22, 2020 05:42 PM (JFO2v)

You put Ascii in bong...no use here....

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2020 05:46 PM (32YRo)

379
I guess dana nessel has more important things to do
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2020 05:45 PM (e5/9H)


She's making her "Meanie #orangemanbad Go Home!" signs in advance of his next visit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:46 PM (pNxlR)

380 Yup, and ghey sex clubs are essential. Do they even
know how ridiculous this sounds? Doesn't say much about the respect for
their constituents.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 22, 2020 05:41 PM (vGJY7)


Barry O: They are VERY essential. Can't live without them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 05:46 PM (MaO9K)

381 Just found out 10 minutes ago that a friend of my daughter committed suicide. His parents' business was bankrupted by the lockdown, he could not do the stand-up comedy that he was loved for.

This hurts really hard.
Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM (Xo3T0)
---------------

Prayers offered.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:46 PM (WEBkv)

382 Test

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 22, 2020 05:46 PM (vGJY7)

383 On Road Trips, I miss those old wide mouth Gatorade Bottles.
Posted by: garrett


Mickey's Big Mouth

Posted by: Miklos, unsuggestively



Back in the day, Mickey's tasted really good. Is that still the deal or was I just a naïve young'un?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (axyOa)

384 377 We prefer the neutron bomb.

It's safe and clean and it gets the job done.
Posted by: Dead Kennedys at May 22, 2020 05:46 PM (icI8A)

you dropped the bomb on me baby

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (JFO2v)

385 Went into a boating goods store today. Sign on door said " limit 2 customers at a time". Must have been a dozen people in there buying stuff. Money talks. Bullshit walks. Yeah, this crap is ending.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (bCLt0)

386 Scientific reasons are like anal beads -- there's always another one you can pull out of your ass.


That is oddly profound.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (pp7ze)

387 To a Michigander like you a hero is some type of weird sandwich.

Posted by: Oddball at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (aKsyK)

388


That fat cunt Whitmer's AG is a mean-faced little dyke. Nasty piece of work.

In fact, Whiter, I call her whiter because her family is whiter than the most whitest family you could imagine, is a nasty piece of progressive work.

Her entire story is all bullshit, fake accent, fake face, fake caring, fake stories about rape...GTFO with rape you turd, I mean, come the fuck on. A fraud.

Michigan progs use blacks as a tool. Whiter is "down with the struggle" even though being ultra-privileged. That idiot Joe told them today how they are used. He's lost his filter, if he ever had one

Are they running Stupid Joe to prove they can run a beat up sack of turnips and steal the election, or are they just challenging their moron followers with fealty to the king? Joe is WAY worse than Billy Jeff Clinton LOL.




Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (lg/F7)

389 We'll allow Amy Acton to leave with as much tyranny as she can swallow.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at May 22, 2020


*
*

Amy Adams >>> Amy Acton

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (rpbg1)

390 Broseidon! Good to see you back, sir! Somebody was asking about you earlier this week.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (rpbg1)

391 Is Whitmer really trans or is this just ace ?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (AHq56)

392 The highest Karen in the Land is extending Michigan's stay-at-home order to June 12th.

https://tinyurl.com/yajzjfey

Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (usCq7)

393 386
Scientific reasons are like anal beads -- there's always another one you can pull out of your ass.





That is oddly profound.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (pp7ze)

that really deeped me out man.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (XEfKE)

394 I knew Nute before he Bombed .

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (5IHGB)

395 5 yard penalty on rhennigantx for not socking The Gap Band.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (icI8A)

396 I may have to drive 6 hours to Idaho to get a freaking haircut.



Or 3 hours to Oregon. But I hate portland with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020

****

Easy, when you get to Oregon, don't stop in Portland, continue 20 more minutes to Wilsonville. Judging by the 2 distances you laid out, I'm guessing you are in the Seattle area...so...When you are headed south on I5, take the Longview exit and cross over into Oregon and get your hair cut in Ranier or Scappoose. Not only do they have better people there, it is an hour closer.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (h1jJh)

397 Transexual Governor "Gretchen" Whitmer

why do you think shes my favorite governor
love them square jaws and dicks!

Posted by: Barrie Obama at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (kSq2k)

398
386 Scientific reasons are like anal beads -- there's always another one you can pull out of your ass.


That is oddly profound.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (pp7ze)


I ought to have said, "... an infinite string of anal beads ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (pNxlR)

399 Rev Miller, yup.
Whitmer and her lickspittles can all fuck right off.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (L2ZTs)

400 Back in the day, Mickey's tasted really good. Is that still the deal or was I just a nave young'un?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (axyOa)

mickeys killed your taste buds

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (JFO2v)

401 Scientific reasons are like anal beads -- there's always another one you can pull out of your ass.


That is oddly profound.

Posted by: Grump928(c)


**thinks hard of any public place I could drop this little bit of wisdom without Mrs D kicking my ass**

**fails**

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (axyOa)

402 Seriously, doesn't Gov. Whitmer remind you of Diana from the V miniseries? Do an image search.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (UYvk0)

403 Broseidon! Good to see you back, sir! Somebody was asking about you earlier this week.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (rpbg1)

So, Broseidon...unemployed like the rest of us, eh?

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (32YRo)

404 Whitmer can't actually be trans because we'd have had 1,000 puff pieces when she got elected about how historic and wonderful it was.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (icI8A)

405
Just saw that Tiffany Trump has graduated Georgetown Law School.

Congrats, Tif.

or is it Tiff?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (sy5kK)

406 397 Transexual Governor "Gretchen" Whitmer

why do you think shes my favorite governor
love them square jaws and dicks!
Posted by: Barrie Obama at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (kSq2k)


and toned man arms!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (JFO2v)

407 Is Whitmer really trans or is this just ace ?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (AHq56)

Ace isn't trans

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (CqE5x)

408 I've read the one state where citizens just can't seem to catch a break is Oregon. The courts just keep rubber stamping the governor there. "She's always right!! She's always right!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)

409 Summer will put an end to masks.. faintin' karens bouncing their heads off the walmart floor gotta hurt.

Posted by: azalea city at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (WX+x0)

410 @391 Wiki says no but picture is ugly ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (AHq56)

411 342 Headline at Patterico...
"Covid-19 In The Future: Three Scenarios"

1 - we all die
2 - we all follow state diktats and die
3 - we all take Gates' "vaccine" and still die
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:40 PM (L2ZTs)

And amazingly, he left out the 4th scenario, the most likely one:

4 - Patterico and his guest bloggers are fucking idiots who scream "THE SKY IS FALLING" while running frantically and circles, and meanwhile Covid goes away and just becomes another thing like SARS, something that kills someone every now and then but mostly is not a big deal anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (trdmm)

412 You know who Gretchen's makeup artist is, don't you?
Earl Scheib!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)

413 407 Is Whitmer really trans or is this just ace ?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (AHq56)

Ace isn't trans
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (CqE5x)

No, he identifies as an Ewok.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (bCLt0)

414
Or 3 hours to Oregon. But I hate portland with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: nurse ratched


Shame!!!
And you a Corvallis hottie!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (axyOa)

415
Yup, and ghey sex clubs are essential. Do they even
know how ridiculous this sounds? Doesn't say much about the respect for
their constituents.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter


They know who their constituents are.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (aKsyK)

416
So, Broseidon...unemployed like the rest of us, eh?

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (32YRo)

We're all in this together.

Posted by: Ellen Degenerate at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (XEfKE)

417 Boswell: Working from home. I had a cold last week, so I'm on a mandatory 2 week quarantine. But I'm totally staying just as productive. *pours another rum and diet coke*

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (icI8A)

418 Tom, yup.
Really disappointed with Patterico lately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)

419
Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (usCq7)


Thrawn!!! Long time no see!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (pNxlR)

420 391 Is Whitmer really trans or is this just ace ?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (AHq56

She has the She Male look down , with that high forehead and square jaw.

Posted by: Barrie Obama at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (kSq2k)

421 I ought to have said, "... an infinite string of anal beads ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (pNxlR)

if you had about 30 feet you could do that

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (JFO2v)

422 My primary care doctor is in Scappose. It's a nice town

For those looking for new stuff to watch, a blog ai follow mentioned Sidestep Adventures on You Tube. He finds abandoned graveyards in Georgia. It's interesting stuff.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (Lqy/e)

423 It's anal beads all the way down.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (Qf83p)

424 27 Gretchen Whitmer is actually Caitlin Jenner.

You can't unsee it now, can you?
Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2020 04:56 PM (ZfRYq)
--------------------------------
No, I don't see it.
Caitlyn Jenner looks more natural.
Really!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (M/9m0)

425 407 Ace isn't trans

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (CqE5x)

No. He's an ewok ... but how do we know he's not a *trans* ewok.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (AHq56)

426 Whitmer's Craggy Adam's Apple.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (bCLt0)

427 That Nessel is a real piece of work. I guarantee she was one of those that was posting photos of a chimp when referring to George W. Bush. Today she posted some photoshop nonsense of Trump...just to make her point (like a twelve year old).

She's hardcore unhinged liberal.

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (0QVqB)

428 I believe I've told enough anecdotes that people generally understand I work at a small business that is a clusterfuck. I'm basically Wally from Dilbert - they'd fire me if they could, but I possess information no one else does.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (icI8A)

429 Is Whitmer really trans or is this just ace ?



Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020 05:48 PM (AHq56)



Ace isn't trans

*****

I love this place. I imagined you saying that with a total straight face.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (h1jJh)

430 You know who Gretchen's makeup artist is, don't you?
Earl Scheib!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)

Peter North

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (CqE5x)

431 I ought to have said, "... an infinite string of anal beads ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)



Is string theory still a thing?

Posted by: Zombie Albert Einstein at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (786Ro)

432 425
407 Ace isn't trans



Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (CqE5x)

No. He's an ewok ... but how do we know he's not a *trans* ewok.


Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (AHq56)

thats a swagger not a swish!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (XEfKE)

433 Can some Dem politician please explain the science behind keeping the Subway/Metro/Light Rail open?
#IDidn'tThinkSo

Posted by: Guam Tipper at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (FsgBK)

434 What's all this talk about the Safety Dunce?

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (hKi6n)

435 Recall petition for Whitmer almost up to 350k.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (2KNZv)

436 The DNR screwed the pooch with the Edenville Dam issue as well, and the media is ignoring the lake level lawsuits that are a part of it.
Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2020 05:22 PM

Do Nothing Right

Posted by: clutch at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (PYnuI)

437 Notsothoreau, wow.

I admit, I believe 99% of the graveyards throughout history have all been abandoned. Otherwise the earth would be covered with them.

A well-maintained graveyard is just one that hasn't been abandoned yet. Sooner or later something always comes along to take away the "perpetual care funds."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (L2ZTs)

438 Ewoks reproduce by "budding".

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (Qf83p)

439 Seriously, doesn't Gov. Whitmer remind you of Diana from the V miniseries? Do an image search.


While it is true that Whitmer can unhinge her jaw and swallow a guinea pig whole, so can Amy Schumer, so it's not probative.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (pp7ze)

440 Fauci....is a comedian.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (CqE5x)

441 "You know who Gretchen's makeup artist is, don't you?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)"

Michael J Fox?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at May 22, 2020 05:53 PM (icI8A)

442 431 I ought to have said, "... an infinite string of anal beads ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Is string theory still a thing?
Posted by: Zombie Albert Einstein at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (786Ro)


No, but String Cheese is hanging in there.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 05:53 PM (bCLt0)

443 CNN Update Headline: Dr. Anthony Fauci begins attempt to rescue and salvage the economies of America and the rest of the world that Trump destroyed. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2020 05:53 PM (qQsMz)

444 430 You know who Gretchen's makeup artist is, don't you?
Earl Scheib!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)

Peter North
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (CqE5x)

Jesus the sheetrock man

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 05:53 PM (JFO2v)

445 No. He's an ewok ... but how do we know he's not a *trans* ewok.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020


*
*

It doesn't matter. Nobody can tell a male ewok from a female one. Not even another ewok. Which leads to social confusion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:53 PM (rpbg1)

446 Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2020 05:38 PM

I knew when this started months ago that was going to happen within within a few weeks. They never took into account what this shutdown was going to cost in lives and businesses.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 05:54 PM (ZCEU2)

447 >>>And amazingly, he left out the 4th scenario, the most likely one:

You missed the 5th scenario - that all these NT lawyers lose their jobs because of their shitty analysis, then become sterno drinking serial killers of hobos while sleeping in ditches outside of town...yeah, I think scenario is pretty likely.

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2020 05:54 PM (32YRo)

448 Nood.

Nooooood!


Noooooooood!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 05:54 PM (WEBkv)

449 440 Fauci....is a comedian.

A Prof. Irwin Corey wannabe

Posted by: Guam Tipper at May 22, 2020 05:54 PM (FsgBK)

450 New thread -- legal issues re: Sullivan / Flynn case.

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 22, 2020 05:54 PM (ExnWy)

451 441 "You know who Gretchen's makeup artist is, don't you?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)"



Dutch Boy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 05:54 PM (oVJmc)

452

Gretchen Witmer reminds me a lot of that Rachel Dolenz woman, the white woman in Spokane that swore up and down she was black and ran the local NAACP chapter.

Both are living in a fantasy world and want to control anyone not bending at the knee to them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

453 >Recall petition for Whitmer almost up to 350k.


can anybody sign it? we must all do our part

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 05:55 PM (iTXRQ)

454 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (pNxlR)

Hi there! I've been lurking about, here and there. Hope all is well with you and yours.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2020 05:55 PM (usCq7)

455 So saying things are "opening" does not mean they are open as they were before the closings in March. Things are "open", but with a "new normal". Just received this e-mail update from Universal Orlando Theme Parks:

We're excited to announce that our gates are about to reopen. Universal Studios Florida, Universal's Islands of Adventure and Universal's Volcano Bay will welcome guests beginning June 5th.

This carefully managed reopening comes with stringent new health, safety and hygiene procedures in place. So, as we enjoy our parks and hotels together again, everyone will need to follow CDC guidelines and the recommendations of health officials, and Universal Orlando's policies.

--- Everyone is required to wear a face-covering during their visit.
--- Temperature checks will be required upon arrival, and guests with a temperature of 100.4 degrees or greater will not be admitted.
--- Practice social distancing and keep at least 6 feet (2 meters) between your travel party and others.
--- Wash your hands with soap and water often for at least 20 seconds.

Yes, there are more rules to follow now --- but to play together, we also need to work together for the safety and health of all our guests and team members.

Note that any public location where people are present provides an inherent risk of exposure to COVID-19 and we cannot guarantee that you will not be exposed during your visit.


Yeah, good luck enforcing the "stringent" new normal policies.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 22, 2020 05:55 PM (Do5/p)

456 408 I've read the one state where citizens just can't seem to catch a break is Oregon. The courts just keep rubber stamping the governor there. "She's always right!! She's always right!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)

Yep, that's why a lot of us have been saying for a long time that Controlling the Courts is more important than controlling any other branch of Government. Once you control the Courts, all you gotta do is get your guy in place and they can do anything they want.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 05:55 PM (trdmm)

457 No. He's an ewok ... but how do we know he's not a *trans* ewok.


Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020 05:51 PM (AHq56)


Could there ever be an Ewok Furry, only called Baldies?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 05:56 PM (0QYMt)

458 It doesn't matter. Nobody can tell a male ewok from a female one. Not even another ewok. Which leads to social confusion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:53 PM (rpbg1)

Aren't Ewoks unisex - like worms and such shit? Like, don't they just split apart in some sort of gross mitosis and create more Ewoks...I might be mixing up a few things there, but I think I am close.

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2020 05:56 PM (32YRo)

459 445
No. He's an ewok ... but how do we know he's not a *trans* ewok.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 22, 2020



*

*



It doesn't matter. Nobody can tell a male ewok from a female one. Not even another ewok. Which leads to social confusion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:53 PM (rpbg1)

they have to be taken to a vet to be 'sexed' but no one has been brave enough to do it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 05:56 PM (XEfKE)

460 Back in the day, Mickey's tasted really good. Is that still the deal or was I just a naive young'un?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 05:47 PM (axyOa)
-----
The last time I had Mickey's was in the '80s, and it tasted kinda like you were drinking out of an ashtray, then.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 05:57 PM (4o2K3)

461 438 Ewoks reproduce by "budding".
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 05:52 PM (Qf83p)

like a gremlin??

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 05:57 PM (JFO2v)

462 I saw Neutron Bomb with Atom Ant at the Bikini Atoll Klub.


try the veal.

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 05:58 PM (5IHGB)

463 It doesn't matter. Nobody can tell a male ewok from a female one. Not even another ewok. Which leads to social confusion.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 05:53 PM (rpbg1)

the one roasting a droid is the male

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 05:58 PM (JFO2v)

464 In fact, Whiter, I call her whiter because her family is whiter than the most whitest family you could imagine, is a nasty piece of progressive work.

Her entire story is all bullshit, fake accent, fake face, fake caring, fake stories about rape...GTFO with rape you turd, I mean, come the fuck on. A fraud.
+++++++++++++

Man, it really pisses off a brother like me when people appropriate other peoples' races!

Posted by: Shaun King at May 22, 2020 05:58 PM (k4dH2)

465


NOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:59 PM (Lc/Nw)

466 from Twitter:

"I just read a heart wrenching post from a woman in Midland Michigan, they are begging governor Whitmer to open up hotels so people can have decent rooms, showers and food while their homes are underwater in ruin. Guess what her answer is NOPE! She said the shelters are just fine."

Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 22, 2020 05:59 PM (j9HX3)

467 414


Or 3 hours to Oregon. But I hate portland with the heat of a thousand suns.



Posted by: nurse ratched



Shame!!!
And you a Corvallis hottie!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 05:50 PM (axyOa)

Nurse is a Beaver? I really don't know what to say.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 22, 2020 05:59 PM (hKi6n)

468 Wait till they getta load of the 11 am temps on all those fat heifers mooing in from the furthest parking lot, a 30 minute forced march with full packs, pushing strollers full of fat 3 year olds.
Wolverineenz!!!1!!11

Posted by: Tim Pool's a-a-a-a-a-look, now seriously,Pool at May 22, 2020 06:00 PM (Jj+59)

469 Garrett: well some of us *have* been wandering around in the desert lost for over 40 years...

How hard is it to navigate in a desert? Sun rises in the east, sets in the west. You want to go east across Sinai, then north ... and that took 40 years??

Next time have the guys do the navigating.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2020 06:03 PM (tW3KO)

470 73
What's that song that goes you can dance if you want to but you're no friend of mine?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 05:02 PM (j4t07)

The Safety Dance by Men In Hats

https://tinyurl.com/chgge8m

Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at May 22, 2020 06:13 PM (WG2XP)

471 Every time you ask someone where's their mask, a Karen gets her wings.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 22, 2020 06:17 PM (VNmG1)

472 Gretchen Whitmer is a guy???

Posted by: donald kotowski at May 22, 2020 06:54 PM (OYrYt)

473 Fauci is fundamentally irresponsible. He treats every issue as if he were conducting a college seminar and is on all sides of the issue from one day to the next. He never ever gives a balanced, judicious statement on any topic. He is forever chasing mirages: mitigation, testing, contact tracing, shutdowns, quarantines, vaccines. When every recommended course of action is taken to its logical reductio ad absurdum, he shrugs his shoulders and says "well, I didn't mean that." This might be fine in a tenured professor. But this man wields influence and power. It is past time that he retire.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at May 23, 2020 09:07 AM (hrHLc)

474 Ah, yes. Twitter!

https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1265457578215124995

Posted by: Techie at May 27, 2020 06:21 AM (TnwAJ)

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