Felonious Fingers Biden: If You're Black But Can't Decide Between Me and Trump, Then You're Not Black

Blacks need to get in line and do what their White Liberal Savoirs tell them to do.

Update: Bablyon Bee: Biden: "If you don't let me sniff your hair, you ain't a woman"

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for him without question, or at least let him sniff their hair.


"Look, the thing, you know what it is," Biden said. "The womenfolk know what's at stake in this election. It's hairy simple. Just let me vote on you, or you vote for me, the vote, b-b-b-blond applesauce baloney. Simple choice. If you don't let me smell your hair, you ain't a woman!" Biden then sat back in his chair with a smile, having "totally nailed" another interview.

Posted by: Ace at 01:03 PM




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1 Not willowed, fIRST!

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2020 01:03 PM (786Ro)

2 Joe "First-Knuckle" Biden

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

3 Top 5!

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2020 01:04 PM (88+cf)

4 Wasting away again in Torricelliville.

Posted by: Mr. D at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (1sNHT)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (UWqZJ)

6 Sad thing, it won't make a damn bit of difference. He'll still probably pull a good majority of their vote because that's just the way they've voted their whole life.

Posted by: stourma at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (cgMvz)

7 "Please, don't vote for me."
-Joe Biden, at least four times now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (UWqZJ)

8 Joe fucked it up again. If you're Black and can decide that Joe is a fucking drooling retard so you're gonna vote Trump than you decided, and you are still Black.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (o2MD2)

9 I am deeply amused by all the people acting stunned that Biden said this.

I mean, this has been pretty much official Dem policy for decades. People have been saying this for years and years and years.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)

10 Look, Black...

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (Xu/X1)

11 "Please, don't vote for me."

-Joe Biden, at least four times now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (UWqZJ)

Ok.
I'm not black anyway.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (88+cf)

12 ....and Talcum X was offended...

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (X/Pw5)

13 9 I am deeply amused by all the people acting stunned that Biden said this.

I mean, this has been pretty much official Dem policy for decades. People have been saying this for years and years and years.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)

============

He said the quiet part loud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)

14 *Oprah pointing to audience*
you aint black
and you aint black
and you
and you
and you

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (JFO2v)

15 I assume this was a 'get back on the plantation' type remark by Biden.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (+b1ew)

16
Hey hey heyIt's Faaaaat Albert!

Posted by: Fat Albert at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (Tnijr)

17 I dunno guys... these polls have me super *concerned* that Biden will win.

Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (LDja2)

18 I'd say I'm surprised..."

Heh. Tim Scott is strong with the snark.

Posted by: Subterranean lizard people at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (T6t7i)

19 Biden's just saying that they've programmed black people to vote for Biden. This if you have a problem voting for Biden, you're not programmed, which shows your not really black.

That's all.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (Eicbe)

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (T6t7i)

21
They're calling this a "gaffe." This isn't a gaffe. It's blatant bigotry.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (j4t07)

22 Monolithic. Subservient. Do what they tell you to do.

If you do not want to vote conservative, fair enough. But why in the fuck would you vote for these assholes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (ZCD4H)

23
He said the quiet part loud.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)


That's my point, this hasn't been quiet for many decades now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (GbPPJ)

24 I want to see everyone on the left defending a rich white guy telling blacks who they are.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (Hcsoi)

25 Whoo-ooh black Biden, bambalam.

Did you hear? Obama is 50/50 on supporting Biden now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (KZzsI)

26 Interesting, media cannot be played,

and I normally have no problem seeing Twitter stuff.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

27 17 I dunno guys... these polls have me super *concerned* that Biden will win.
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (LDja2)

==========

The same ones that said, 7 months out from the 2016 election, that Hillary was going to beat Trump by an average of 5-6 points?

Those polls?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (UWqZJ)

28 I'm waiting for Joe to break out in tears and say he just wants to go home.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

29
If You're Black But Can't Decide Between Me and Trump, Then You're Not Black

I hear black politicians and commentators say the same thing every day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (aKsyK)

30 Black Biden had a child
(bambalam)
the damn thing gone wild
(bambalam)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

31 Corn Pop said it's okay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (oVJmc)

32 Has anyone told Chique she's not black yet? She's going to be sad when she finds out.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (T6t7i)

33 Are black people dying from Covid at a higher percentage than other races?

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

34 24 I want to see everyone on the left defending a rich white guy telling blacks who they are.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (Hcsoi)

========

I think they's outright skipping the defense and just saying that Trump is worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (UWqZJ)

35
Wait, Biden used the word "ain't?" Did he speak in a "jive" tone, too?

Yeah, this ain't no gaffe. Biden is a racist piece of shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (j4t07)

36 Between this and his chains comment, well...this fucker is a closet racist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (+b1ew)

37 If Joe had a pull ring on his back and you pulled it to make him repeat pre-recorded talking points, he would sound more intelligent.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (o2MD2)

38
old and busted: What Color Is Your Parachute?
new hotness: Listen Fat, You Ain't Black!

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (786Ro)

39 Biden Has Cure For Being Black: VOTE TRUMP!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)

40 Hey all you black people -- you are Uncle Toms! You are race traitors!

Posted by: some white guy at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (N9G0H)

41 A gaffe is someone accidentally posting the wrong tab link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (ZCD4H)

42 Hey! Hunter and I were out catting around last night. Did my first blow. Smoked a little crack too. It was awesome and now I understand why all the black people like it. Vote for me.

Posted by: The Creepy Side Of Sunset Joe at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (NVYyb)

43 155 years later the Democrats still believe that they own blacks.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Time For Nagging - The Karen Chronicles now available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (nohVu)

44 21
They're calling this a "gaffe." This isn't a gaffe. It's blatant bigotry.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (j4t07)

You know they keep redefining words.

New Definition?

Gaffe: When a Democrat Politician actually tells you the truth about what they think.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

45 Would you believe, "Ah ain't no ways tarred?"

Posted by: Joe Biden, Agent 86 at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (sWM8x)

46 Let's name some other things that black people can't decide on.
RapWatermelonFried chicken
Uh, that's about it I think.

Posted by: Fat Albert at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (Tnijr)

47 Corn pop is rolling in his grave.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (2DOZq)

48 We really shouldn't judge Joe until Talcum X weighs in.

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (786Ro)

49 Has anyone told Chique she's not black yet? She's going to be sad when she finds out.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (T6t7i


I imagine it's going to come as quite the shock.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (+b1ew)

50 I am deeply amused by all the people acting stunned that Biden said this.

I mean, this has been pretty much official Dem policy for decades. People have been saying this for years and years and years.
Posted by: alexthechick


So yer sayin' he said the quiet part loud.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (vQNA/)

51 If Joe had a pull ring on his back and you pulled it to make him repeat pre-recorded talking points, he would sound more intelligent.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

--

I actually expected that by now.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (Hcsoi)

52 I guess this is what they mean when they say "Race is a social construct."

Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (KklUr)

53 Biden is right. if you're black, and can't decide between Trump, who has given blacks the best employment they've ever had in America, and Biden, who has no respect for blacks as individuals, then you're not really black
You're just a Democrat slave

Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (uhgWY)

54 Can't wait for Biden to get the football. Of course they could hand him an actual football and he wouldn't notice the difference.

Posted by: iandeal at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (vgGyZ)

55 "Blackness" is a skin condition that causes the right hand to pull any lever next to the word "Democrat." if your right hand doesn't do this, then you don't have the condition.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (N9G0H)

56 The "ain't" may be a more unforgivable piece of patronizing, racist jackassery than the presumption he knows what's good for black people.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (lcQJG)

57
Corn Pop is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (j4t07)

58 Gaffe: When a Democrat Politician actually tells you the truth about what they think.

I think they call it a Kinsleyan slip (after Michael Kinsley, who seems to have largely disappeared) when a Dem politician accidentally tells the truth.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (T6t7i)

59 A gaffe is someone accidentally posting the wrong tab link.



Always check your tinyurl link. Always.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (vRd8t)

60 If you vote for me you be playin Black Jack. If you for Trump you be playin 21...

Posted by: DooDad at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (SnLSx)

61 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)


"The answer is "Joe Biden's latest statement"?"
"What is "Shit you aren't supposed to say out loud", Alex?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Time For Nagging - The Karen Chronicles now available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (nohVu)

62 Biden is a bully and a thug.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (zr5Kq)

63
WHITESPLAINING!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (nw6Hr)

64 um Joe Biden is a racist that is NOT new!

every damn Delaware Demtard I've ever met has been horribly racist btw

apparently if you like racism, the Democrat party is for you!

hmm that's also not new?

Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (j9HX3)

65 Then what are they, Joe? I love to hear his stammering answer to that simple question.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (F6tBH)

66
So what Fingers is saying is that Democrats Own Black People.

Funny how the same ideas keep percolating to the top...

Plus ca change, and all that shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (EGyGV)

67 So yer sayin' he said the quiet part loud.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (vQNA/)


Yes. Only question is it because he is senile or because they don't care who knows anymore.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (Obdic)

68
Can't wait for Biden to get the football. Of course they could hand him an actual football and he wouldn't notice the difference.
Posted by: iandeal


Sports Illustrated football phone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (aKsyK)

69 If Joe had a pull ring on his back and you pulled it to make him repeat pre-recorded talking points, he would sound more intelligent.
Posted by: Xipe Totec




Here's your problem. Someone switch this Biden doll to Racist.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (vRd8t)

70 Those polls?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (UWqZJ)


Yes exactly. I really hope the Democrats believe their own propaganda and go all-in on this douche bag.

Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (LDja2)

71 Biden

It's as if he will do anything possible to get out from under being nominee.

If he's still the guy come July 1, look for him to murder someone...probably a family member.

Posted by: Obviously at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (yshFD)

72 I think Uncle Joe has a form of Tourettes.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (lcQJG)

73 It was a joke you people!

Posted by: The DNC at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (Tnijr)

74 Joe's Campaign manager:

Joe. Dude come on. I can only do so much.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (+b1ew)

75 The only thing black voters like more than being taken for granted is when we publicly acknowledge we take them for granted.

Posted by: Dem Consultant at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (UR9yg)

76 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

77 71 Biden

It's as if he will do anything possible to get out from under being nominee.

If he's still the guy come July 1, look for him to murder someone...probably a family member.
Posted by: Obviously at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (yshFD)

===========

Jill.

It'll be Jill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (UWqZJ)

78 I am deeply amused by all the people acting stunned that Biden said this.



I mean, this has been pretty much official Dem policy for decades.
People have been saying this for years and years and years.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)

Shhhhhh. Haven't you ever heard of making hay? Gotta get the low-fo's when they are paying attention once every four years. *We* may know this stuff but the low-fo's sure as hell don't.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (t+mAj)

79 I ain't no ways black.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (Eicbe)

80 73
It was a joke you people!


Posted by: The DNC


I'm surprised they haven't already labelled it a distraction.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (T6t7i)

81 There is also a clip out today of Joe Biden promising to defeat Joe Biden. It is hilarious.

Posted by: Thatch at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (qWceQ)

82 No two ways about it.

Racist. As. Fuck.

In other words:

"Hey, boy. You best not leave this Democrat plantation."

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Is it still a conspiracy theory if it's likely?

Biden barely gets the nomination, picks a nice white woman as VP. Then the Bidens die in a car crash 7 days before the election.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (UYvk0)

84 Then what are they, Joe? I love to hear his stammering answer to that simple question.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (F6tBH)

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Awww cmon man ... why are you reading Trumps talking points. I didnt say anything about black people at all... during that.... umm.... ya know.... that thing.

Posted by: Joe E Biden at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (nw6Hr)

85 Always check your tinyurl link. Always.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (vRd8t)

I always do. Have to make sure not to cross the sfw and nsfw streams.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (ZCD4H)

86 If You're Black But Can't Decide Between Me and Trump, Then You're Not Black

Then what are they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (dBq3T)

87 You can be sure the media will put lots of elected Democrats on the defensive by asking them impossibly framed lose-lose questions regarding defending this statement.

Right? That's what's happening?

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (t+mAj)

88 From previous thread:

The "Colors of the World" line will feature 24 new crayon colors, which are designed to represent more than 40 different skin tones.

Mmmm, 40 flavors!

Posted by: Joe "One Drop" Biden at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (786Ro)

89 According to the DNC:
Trump is allegedly a rich old demented white man that has had multiple wives, scummy children, shady business deals overseas, is influenced by foreign powers to sell out America, engaged in abuse of power in office, is racist and a rapist.

So they want you to vote for Biden who actually is a rich old demented white man that has had multiple wives, scummy children, shady business deals overseas, is influenced by foreign powers to sell out America, engaged in abuse of power in office, is racist and a rapist.

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (N5dam)

90 John James needs to jump on this...

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (0QVqB)

91 Listen man, I've got my shinebox and I'm ready to bring back the minstrels, C'mon man!

Posted by: Bootblack Biden at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (95j/9)

92 I ain't ain't no ways 'tarded

Posted by: Biden at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (l6b3d)

93 Next he'll tell us he shoved a bottle of hot sauce up his ass. Or something.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (sWM8x)

94 Did you hear the one about Bidet's earpiece coming out during CNBC interview and him asking to turn up the volume ?

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (zr5Kq)

95 As I was sayin' to my bitch when knockin back a fawty th'other day....

Posted by: Uncle Joe's Cabin at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (lcQJG)

96 I dunno guys... these polls have me super *concerned* that Biden will win.
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (LDja2)

==========

The same ones that said, 7 months out from the 2016 election, that Hillary was going to beat Trump by an average of 5-6 points?

Those polls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakato



Biden tried to address that in this interview. He "explained" that this year is very different than 2016 when Trump really didn't have any opposition.

Seriously.

Not only is he completely wrong, his"answer" doesn't explain WHY all the polls falsely predicted that Hillary would win.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

97 I'd like to see Candace Owen interview Creepy Joe. But if she asked the pathetic addle pated pervert a hard question the white media would accuse her of being racist.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

98 Tim Scott's tweet was excellent. But he's not technically "black" so it doesn't count.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (O+I8R)

99 Joe Biden's got bigger problems than Donald Trump, like Joe Biden.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)

100 The dial on the middle letter of the Biden Doomsday Clock just turned.

It went from

RAPIST
to
click
RACIST

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (N9G0H)

101 90
John James needs to jump on this...

Posted by: Orson


He's sharp. I have no doubt the ads are being cut now.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (T6t7i)

102 What Joe meant was you might be black, but you aint BLACK black.

Did I do that correctly, Whoopee??

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (mZUr4)

103 Jill.

It'll be Jill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (UWqZJ)


Joe and Jill went up a hill
To get a nomination
Joe fell down, and broke his crown
And Jill got to Milwaukee later.

Maybe I should leave these to Muldoon and get back to writing proposals.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (Obdic)

104 Biden may get trapped into trying to Mooshheelll to be his running mate.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

105 lol. Joe's always been a shit talking asshole who acts like a loudmouth broad who knows she won't get punched in the mouth because of her privilege.

Posted by: x at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (nFwvY)

106 If You're Black But Can't Decide Between Me and Trump, Then You're Not Black

Then what are they?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (dBq3T)


Uncle Toms.

Race traitors.

Failures at "keepin it reeel."

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Of course it's pathetic and repugnant, but touches on a degraded reality.

Gee Sen. Scott - are you saying that Dems *cannot* simply rely on a robotic/tribal black vote, regardless of the harm they wreak on all Americans? No, I didn't think you were, because it's true.

How is Biden's spectacular awfulness here any different than the explicit or implicit message and theme of what black political figures say, or the destructive mindset that afflicts so many?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (El6T/)

108 Biden has all of the vacancy of Chance the Gardener with none of the Bon Mot's

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (T+XCu)

109 Why do Democrats insist on using bad English when they try to speak to black people?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

110 At this point I can guarantee there will be no Presidential debates allowed.

Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (LDja2)

111 I mean, this has been pretty much official Dem policy for decades. People have been saying this for years and years and years.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)

In public, 90's era Bill Clinton would have been a lot smoother about it. Then again, he would have never go on an independent black channel. Only controlled media like BET for him.

Joe Biden, meanwhile, has no chance of hanging in a crowd like that. Trump might, despite the racial hostility fomented against him, simply because he has so much experience with such people- and many blacks admire his lack of SWPL pretension. You'll never convince me that Chappelle didn't vote Trump, and I'm increasingly confident Chris Rock did too.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (49Hsx)

112 It was a joke you people!
Posted by: The DNC at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (Tnijr)


That is exactly how it's being spun.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (GbPPJ)

113
Only one of the following statements can be true:

- This came from Biden, and it's a gaffe
- This came from the DNC, and they know their constituency
- This came from the DNC, and it's a desperate mistake in the vein of "Deplorables"

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (t+mAj)

114 (JOE voice)
"These fingers are registered weapons in 57 states" (/JOE voice)

Posted by: Shooter McLovin at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (HVMmF)

115 Joe is exactly the kind of asshole who would say: Do You KNOW WHO I AM?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (ZCD4H)

116 Joe Biden's got bigger problems than Donald Trump, like Joe Biden.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)
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Joe's pretty confident he can beat Joe Biden.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (Eicbe)

117 @109
Why does Obama always drop his "g"s and say "folks" when talking to white people?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (lcQJG)

118 He's just repeating the Black Caucus position. It's like saying the N word. They can do it. You can't.

Clarence Thomas is not black according to the BC.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (2DOZq)

119 Oh, and kudos to OM for featuring the very beautiful Loretta Young today. She's always been a stunner, imo.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (O+I8R)

120 Babylon Bee

Biden: 'If You Don't Let Me Sniff Your Hair, You Ain't A Woman'

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7m6fnsr

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

121 The good thing about covid19 is that it sucked up the media time. Biden who?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (UYvk0)

122 So voting for Trump makes your skin turn white? Huh. thats a new one. Does it work on brown people?

does anything happen to a ginger? I'm thinking there's a first place HS science project in this.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (XEfKE)

123 Look, man, black people were just bred that way.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (CLteG)

124 Well now....

You gotta ask yourself....did he go 3 knuckles or only 2.

To tell ya the truth, in all this excitement in my pants, I forget myself.

You've got to ask one question. You do feel raped? Well do ya, puss?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

125 You'll never convince me that Chappelle didn't vote Trump, and I'm increasingly confident Chris Rock did too.
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (49Hsx)

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Chappelle ?? Probably.


Chris Rock??? No way.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (nw6Hr)

126
Once you set foot on the Biden Plantation, you best set your mind to votin'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOlovBGD5LU

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (j4t07)

127

Is it just me or is the Bar-Kays' "Soul Finger" now an ear-worm?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (s2VJv)

128 Why do Democrats insist on using bad English when they try to speak to black people?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Because black people can't get pictures IDs.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (Eicbe)

129 Three knuckles is fisting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (ZCD4H)

130 It was a joke you people!

Just like all the other racist crap he has spewed in the past.

"Obama is clean and articulate, not like those other black people!"

"7-11's are full of wogs!"

"Rich people and black people have the same problems!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (KZzsI)

131 110
At this point I can guarantee there will be no Presidential debates allowed.


I see this assertion frequently, but I don't see how the Dems can claim that. Just have the debates via video, with the candidates in different studios, without an audience. It would probably improve them, and we have the technology. Hell, do them by Zoom.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (T6t7i)

132 Look, man, black people were just bred that way.



Jimmy the Greek nods.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (vRd8t)

133 at least he didn't say 'darkies'...that would have been bad.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (XEfKE)

134 Here's your problem. Someone switch this Biden doll to Racist.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (vRd8t)

I'm Biden the Clown and I love you

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (t+mAj)

135 Does this mean if you are white and you don't vote for Biden, then you aren't really white?

And if you aren't really white, then what are you?

Black? But then if you don't vote for Biden...

I don't understand how this works.

Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (WE806)

136 Joe's always been a shit talking asshole who acts like a loudmouth broad who knows she won't get punched in the mouth because of her privilege.

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Biden thinks he's orders of magnitude way cooler and way smarter than he actually is. He's a pompous clown. He's always been a pompous clown.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (O+I8R)

137 And I just got a odd feeling of shame as I typed this in the car with my parents on the way to a funeral.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (ZCD4H)

138 John James needs to jump on this...

Posted by: Orson

He's sharp. I have no doubt the ads are being cut now.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (T6t7i)

Oooh, Yes, Those should be great.

Clarence Thomas - son of sharecropper, grandson of slaves, family spoke Gullah. Super whitey.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

139 You don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction

Posted by: Barry McGuire at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (DIosY)

140 Intsy: Church That Defied Coronavirus Restrictions Is Burned to Ground

Now that The Karens have turned to church-burning, how much longer are we going to stand for this shit???

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (+7yf7)

141 I'm so sick of Biden's paste eating smile. It's on his face permanently, I'm sure his PR people instructed him to smile all the time. Its a creepy old man smile.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (1ISKN)

142


"Blackface off. Clown nose on."


- - The DNC


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)

143 Chris Rock??? No way.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (nw6Hr)

Maybe David Spade convinced him to do so. (assuming Spade voted for Trump)

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (2DOZq)

144 110 At this point I can guarantee there will be no Presidential debates allowed.
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (LDja2

This.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (UYvk0)

145 133 at least he didn't say 'darkies'...that would have been bad.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (XEfKE)

There is a part in the UK version of The Office that always cracks me up. Gareth is talking about how un-PC his father is, and that he says "darkies" instead of "coloreds."

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (Ez6QX)

146 131 110
At this point I can guarantee there will be no Presidential debates allowed.

I see this assertion frequently, but I don't see how the Dems can claim that. Just have the debates via video, with the candidates in different studios, without an audience. It would probably improve them, and we have the technology. Hell, do them by Zoom.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (T6t7i)

===========

They can make a series of wild demands like Trump is not allowed to speak out of turn or he gets gagged physically, and when the Trump campaign refuses, they can walk away saying that the Trump campaign is being unreasonable and its their fault.

The media will parrot this line, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (UWqZJ)

147 Why do Democrats insist on using bad English when they try to speak to black people?

Posted by: Northernlurker

I'll answer this question when I see you smile

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (mZUr4)

148

So, is it twue wut de say about you people?

Posted by: Madeline Biden at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (d6DSt)

149 139 You don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction
Posted by: Barry McGuire at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (DIosY)


I read "McGuire" as "Obama."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)

150 141 I'm so sick of Biden's paste eating smile. It's on his face permanently, I'm sure his PR people instructed him to smile all the time. Its a creepy old man smile.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Botox side-effect.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (N9G0H)

151 Chris Rock??? No way.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (nw6Hr)

You'd think, but hear me out. SNL absolutely redeemed themselves with the election night sketch, and Chris Rock was laughing way too hard for someone invested in Hillary. Maybe he just didn't vote: but there's something up there.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (49Hsx)

152 At this point I can guarantee there will be no Presidential debates allowed.

Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM



This.

I think it might be more satisfying to hold debates with Trump alone on stage, debating the "moderators".

Posted by: Joe at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (786Ro)

153 /off sock

Posted by: Joe at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (786Ro)

154
I see this assertion frequently, but I don't see
how the Dems can claim that. Just have the debates via video, with the
candidates in different studios, without an audience. It would probably
improve them, and we have the technology. Hell, do them by Zoom.


Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (T6t7i)

How would it improve them? Having them both sitting on a stupid camera would only help Joe. Plus he will have a teleprompter. So they'll probably do exactly that. Trump will *only* accept a live debate on a stage, crowd or no crowd.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (t+mAj)

155
We've all seen The King And I, yes?

Anyway, the "Uncle Tom" pejorative is rampant today on the internet.

Biden just pretty much called black people "Uncle Toms." In fact, that's EXACTLY what he inferred.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (j4t07)

156 116 Joe Biden's got bigger problems than Donald Trump, like Joe Biden.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)
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Joe's pretty confident he can beat Joe Biden.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (Eicbe)



It will be an epic ass-kicking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

157 Votin' for the Democrats here, boss.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (T6t7i)

158 There is a part in the UK version of The Office that
always cracks me up. Gareth is talking about how un-PC his father is,
and that he says "darkies" instead of "coloreds."

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (Ez6QX)

lol. perfect.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (XEfKE)

159 Does this mean if you are white and you don't vote for Biden, then you aren't really white?

And if you aren't really white, then what are you?

Black? But then if you don't vote for Biden...

I don't understand how this works.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (WE806)

I wish someone would ask him this. His head would explode.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

160 I bet Dr. Ben Carson would like to study Joe's Brain. Keep it in a baby food jar.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (C1Lsn)

161 Frankly, I feel sorry for Joey Fingers. He's so far gone that he might not even have a chance at repenting of his sin and being saved from what we all deserve in eternal hellfire.

Posted by: setnaffa at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (c4NCi)

162 Does this mean if you are white and you don't vote for Biden, then you aren't really white?

And if you aren't really white, then what are you?

Black? But then if you don't vote for Biden...

I don't understand how this works.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (WE806)

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Spock should have used this argument to confuse Nomad about the Creator.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (nw6Hr)

163 I'm about to self-tan. I guess that's racist or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

164 I tried blinking in Morse code, but everyone thought I was having a stroke. I deliberately flubbed in all the debates, and the media covered for me. I told Tara to tell her story, and the Dem still accept me.

My handlers hurt me in private and force me to dance like a monkey in the hopes that they'll have power if I'm elected!!!! Please help!

Posted by: Joe Biden briefly escaping his captors at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (UR9yg)

165 "They gone put you all BACK in chains!"
- Gropey Joe

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (w7KSn)

166 Hit me with some old Negro wisdom, Uncle Joe

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (iTXRQ)

167 Maybe David Spade convinced him to do so. (assuming Spade voted for Trump)

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

RACISS -- You HAD to choose THAT last name, huh??

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (mZUr4)

168 Intsy: Church That Defied Coronavirus Restrictions Is Burned to Ground

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Thank goodness the hate crime laws won't apply to this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (ADuZP)

169 I don't understand how this works.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (WE806)
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Easy, vote for me because I'm exclusively inclusive in my exclusion!

Posted by: Brain dead Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (WEBkv)

170 Does this mean if you are white and you don't vote for Biden, then you aren't really white?

If you're white and you vote Biden you're really black. Shaun King hopes so, anyway.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (+7yf7)

171 "The Conservative Case For Putting Uppity Blacks In Their Proper Place"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (2KNZv)

172 I am not going to condemn Joe Biden for inadvertently saying what has been on the minds of many Democrats since, oh, I don't know, the LBJ administration.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (Ium52)

173 157 Votin' for the Democrats here, boss.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (T6t7i)


Rochester Anderson and Scroono from the Bowery Boys just shake their heads.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (s2VJv)

174 "Just have the debates via video, "

I don't think that will fly. Biden and Trump and the moderators can all be seated more than 6 feet from each other. There is no legit reason to debate by video, and after the 1st such debate everyone would be commenting on the coaching and hidden teleprompter in Biden's room.

Joe is getting so slow that he would probably sad "hang on I cant hear you" and then touch his earpiece.

Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (WE806)

175 Chris Rock??? No way.

He was very contemptuous of Obama and attacked him for being a fake black man but by the election in 2008 was all in for him and has been really vocal about hating Republicans and white people.

I don't know if that's just pose, he has said before that he has to act a certain way for his audience, but he sure does it convincingly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (KZzsI)

176 I hope Joe donates his brain to science when he goes. They'll be able to store it in a thimble.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

177 Corn Pop Nods

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (yCJpD)

178 Biden campaign slogan

Take the Plunge With Me!

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (Y274z)

179 Does this mean if you are white and you don't vote for Biden, then you aren't really white?

And if you aren't really white, then what are you?

Black? But then if you don't vote for Biden...

I don't understand how this works.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (WE806)


There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza dear Liza
There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza a hole...

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (vd8XM)

180 And this is not going over well in the Black community according to a whole bunch people saying how ticked off this shit makes them.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (yQxbm)

181 I'm waiting for Joe to call Kamala or Tank "Negress."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

182 "No debate" is a guaranteed loser for the challenger. The Left may have successfully dispensed with many traditions, but debates aren't so highly watched because the media are there.

Trump is already going to win bigly, but "refusing" to debate him would be the earliest of ends.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (t+mAj)

183 Church That Defied Coronavirus Restrictions Is Burned to Ground

This is not good. This is how the shooting starts. The single most terrifying headline from this whole months long shitshow. So far.

Anyone reading that and not seeing the parallels better wake up. They're going Full Stalin.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (+7yf7)

184 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (j4t07)

Again he's not allowed to call people Uncle Tom's.

Thems the rules.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (2DOZq)

185 Biden Has Cure For Being Black: VOTE TRUMP!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)
........

Now do gays, Joe.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

186 I'm white but I bought a black dildo .

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (9PtLS)

187 Since 70% of the people in the US who self-identify as "black" are actually part white, the ones who voted for Trump are merely letting their white genes take control for a while.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (N9G0H)

188 We've all seen The King And I, yes?

Anyway, the "Uncle Tom" pejorative is rampant today on the internet.

Biden just pretty much called black people "Uncle Toms." In fact, that's EXACTLY what he inferred.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (j4t07)

The inference is even stranger to me.

He is implying that Race is defined by your support for a specific candidate.

so now, I guess there is the Democrat Race, Republican Race, and some mutants known as Independents?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (NgKpN)

189

I've seen shit that'll turn you naggers White!

Posted by: Ghostbuster Biden at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (d6DSt)

190 This post is misleading as fuck and extremely unfair to Vice President Biden.

This kind of thing has no place on the internet.

I'm going to have this entire thread pulled.

Posted by: Susan Wojcicki at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (oGK48)

191 Ddin't Hillary call women who didn't vote for her traitors to womanhood or something?

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

192 >>I'm waiting for Joe to call Kamala or Tank "Negress."


I'm waiting for him to call them Black Holes.

Posted by: Don LeMon at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (yCJpD)

193 Fox News has Biden up by 50 pts.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (Y274z)

194 Creepy Joe Biden can't win. Only a woman can do the job!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, bringing the 2020 hot sauce at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (NVYyb)

195 186 I'm white but I bought a black dildo .
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (9PtLS)


He's also an antisemite. Oh wait, wrong Dildo. Never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)

196 Joe Biden-- BEING BLACK IS A CHOICE

Posted by: Tomorrow's Headline at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (oVJmc)

197
Thank goodness the hate crime laws won't apply to this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (ADuZP)

It was a fire of love. Hate has no home in this arson.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (t+mAj)

198 Corn Pop is Joe's campaign manager.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

199 Black person:

"Yassuh, Missuh Biden. We's gonna votes for you, jus like you tells us to. Uh-huh..."

Seriously, what an insult he just threw out at black people. I just can't fathom how they probably won't even realize it.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (O+I8R)

200 This post is misleading as fuck and extremely unfair to Vice President Biden.

This kind of thing has no place on the internet.

I'm going to have this entire thread pulled.

Posted by: Susan Wojcicki at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (oGK4




You'll need to speak to my manager.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (vRd8t)

201 "I think it might be more satisfying to hold debates with Trump alone on stage, debating the "moderators".

Trump should insist on only debating Biden's VP selection, since that will be the President if the Biden ticket wins.

Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (WE806)

202 the cucked left: oh...that's just Joe

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (Y274z)

203 *ponders Biden's lifelong love of spouting fighting words and the fact that those aren't his real teeth. hmm.

Posted by: x at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (nFwvY)

204 182 "No debate" is a guaranteed loser for the challenger. The Left may have successfully dispensed with many traditions, but debates aren't so highly watched because the media are there.

Trump is already going to win bigly, but "refusing" to debate him would be the earliest of ends.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (t+mAj)

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I would see it as an admission that they're going to lose, and I think a lot of people, especially on the left, would see it the same way.

That's going to affect how many people will give money in general and donate their time to campaigns and the DNC.

There will be a debate. The ruse has to continue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (UWqZJ)

205 Joe's always been a shit talking asshole who acts like a loudmouth broad
who knows she won't get punched in the mouth because of her privilege.


Agreed - a lot of Joe's gaffes is because he buried his boorish, racist, grifting muzzle in the public trough for 40 years.

He has indeed been insulated by privilege, and part of his "dementia" is Joey Dipshit coming into contact with the real world outside of his reality-based community.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (2KNZv)

206
I'm waiting for Joe to call Kamala or Tank "Negress."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

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A simple "you people" are over reacting to what I said" should suffice.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (nw6Hr)

207 John James has already posted a twitter response on Biden. I am on a phone and cannot post it.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (H7FDq)

208 73

It was a joke you people!




Posted by: The DNC

Then could you point out the funny part, please?

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (XxJt1)

209 Note left at the scene said in part "Bet you stay home now."

Authorities think it *might* have been arson.

(spit)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (+7yf7)

210 I'm surprised they haven't already labelled it a distraction.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

They have to give us time to finish pouncing.

Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (vI+F1)

211 I reject any suggestion that what Creepy Joe said was a gaffe. It wasn't a gaffe, it reflects something he deeply believes.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

212 When does his statement for Hispanics come out?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (NI4rU)

213 If I'd had a third son, he'd have looked like Barack Obama. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe B. at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (AMIL/)

214 The left's response on this has been kind of scattered and hesitant, like they realize this is awful and ghastly and are stunned right now. They'll rally though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

215 If you're disabled and you vote for Trump, then you can stand up!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (786Ro)

216 If you can't decide if you're for the virus or against the virus, you ain't Chinese.

Posted by: Joe Sundown at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (Eicbe)

217 I can't wait to get rid of Trump so we can change the tone.

This sort of "gaffe" should be disqualifying, but since 90% of blacks vote Democrat, I'm not sure how much impact it will have on voters.

But it really does show you how far gone Biden's mental state is that he said something like this.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (Ihsvk)

218 It would probably

improve them, and we have the technology. Hell, do them by Zoom.




Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (T6t7i)

How would it improve them?

I wasn't implying it would help Trump to have them done remotely. I get very tired of barking seals during the current debates and would love to have that part eliminated.

Give the moderators a set amount of time to ask their question, and then have their microphone cut so they can't pull a Candy Crowley. After that, let the candidates, and only the candidates, speak.
Trump can handle himself.


Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (T6t7i)

219 He is implying that Race is defined by your support for a specific candidate.



so now, I guess there is the Democrat Race, Republican Race, and some mutants known as Independents?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (NgKpN)

Try not to intellectualize it. You have to look at everything they say and do through an emotional lens (it helps to be around 10 years old). The emotion is shame. The statement is intended to make weak-minded people feel like a loser if they don't go with "the crowd".

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (t+mAj)

220 Old and busted: "I don't care if Joe Biden boiled a baby and ate it, I'd still vote for him."

New hotness: "I don't care if Joe Biden boiled a baby and ate it while wearing a KKK hood and burning a cross, I'd still vote for him."

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (N9G0H)

221 Seriously, what an insult he just threw out at black people. I just can't fathom how they probably won't even realize it.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (O+I8R)
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Plenty of people have already said they don't care if Biden assaulted Tara Reade, they will vote for him any way.

Same rule applies with this.

A lot of people really buy into the "Joe just being Joe" lie.

Heck, I did, way back when.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (WEBkv)

222 He's also an antisemite. Oh wait, wrong Dildo. Never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)

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Wait.... CBD is black too ????

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (nw6Hr)

223 Joe needs a tent where after people pay money to the ticket seller they go in and Joe sniffs and fingers them.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (Y274z)

224 Note left at the scene said in part "Bet you stay home now."

I've read people online claiming this but have not yet seen any proof or official word it was there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

225 I've got binders full of negresses.

--- Joey Fingers

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

226
He's just repeating the Black Caucus position. It's like saying the N word. They can do it. You can't.

Clarence Thomas is not black according to the BC.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (2DOZq)

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Didn't they refuse to allow JC Watts membership in the Congressional Black Caucus?

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (+0uDE)

227 Ace

I admire your savior faire.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (Cssks)

228 who is taking bets on whether uncle joe says the n word on a live mic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (d7Ww2)

229 G-d forgive me, but I have murder in my heart for the church-burners.

Do a Mosque next you fvcking cowards.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (+7yf7)

230 Hey, the Democrats were used to owning blacks themselves.

Then that got taken away from them.

So now they just insist they own the use of the word.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (e284m)

231 30 Christopher R Taylor
LOL

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (gJ9O0)

232 Listen Dark!

I'm blacker than anyone you've ever met.

I marched on Georgia with Selma and that guy who owns the Cleaners...you know. The guy with the mustache and Lenny Kravitz as his butler.

You know the guy. His Mother was that lady.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (yCJpD)

233 If you're disabled and you vote for Trump, then you can stand up!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (786Ro)
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You already used that one at a campaign rally, Joe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (WEBkv)

234 95 186 I'm white but I bought a black dildo .
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (9PtLS)


He's also an antisemite. Oh wait, wrong Dildo. Never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I like the way you lay out history, like butter on a Slip n Slide.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (9PtLS)

235 It's just because black people love Ol' Joe! If you don't love Ol' Joe, you must not be black! Is that so hard for you people to understand?

Posted by: Joe BIden at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

236 227 Ace

I admire your savior faire.
Posted by: mnw

savior faire is EVERYWHERE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (d7Ww2)

237 Well, according to folks like Shaun King and Rachel Dolezal and a lot of Black folks said that was okay.

They even made Rachel head of the local NAACP.

Neither of them got any significant push back from the Black Community.

So apparently, Skin Color dictates Attitudes. And Attitudes dictate Skin Color.

Thing is who decides which applies to who?

Are White People forever racist?


Are Black people forever basketball players?

Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (yQxbm)

238 Cmon man! He extended voting rights 25 years! Whatever the hell that means.

Posted by: Menack at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (buTO7)

239 Plenty of people have already said they don't care if Biden assaulted Tara Reade, they will vote for him any way.

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I see that on the webs and I hang "Oh...#youtoo" on their comments.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (nw6Hr)

240 De Camptown racists? I don't believe I know that one.

Posted by: Kid Charlamagne at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (Tnijr)

241 It's "they gonna put y'all back in chains!" 2.0.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

242 I marched on Georgia too!

Posted by: Billy Sherman at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (e284m)

243 183
House of Representatives gutted by fire. Pelosi blames Trump.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (Ium52)

244 "This is not good. This is how the shooting starts."

Nah. Sorry, but conservatives are pussies. It's why the Left keeps shaking them down for lunch money and shoving them inside lockers - they know there will be no consequences.

You've head the old joke: two conservatives are being led into the death camps, one says to the other "now don't make a fuss, we might get in trouble!"

Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (WE806)

245 Funny how you're not "authentic" unless you do exactly as the Democratic Party commands. It doesn't just apply to blacks either.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (O+I8R)

246 Wait, Democrat Joe Biden - the one who was one of the last politicians openly and vocally advocating segregation in the late 1970s - said he knows what's best for all black people?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (ADuZP)

247 Seriously, what are the odds that at some point Joe says 'colored' or (n-word) ?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (iTXRQ)

248 Note left at the scene said in part "Bet you stay home now."

Authorities think it *might* have been arson.

(spit)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (+7yf7)

People are so screwed up these days I'll wait 48 hours since I can't rule out that it was a fake arson. I'd look at the financial books.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (2DOZq)

249

Zionism equals Racism?

Great! Now I can hate myself!

Posted by: Sammy Davis at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (d6DSt)

250 Plenty of people have already said they don't care if Biden assaulted Tara Reade, they will vote for him any way.

A few others included rape and murder in their public Biden Twitter pledges.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (2KNZv)

251 savior faire is EVERYWHERE!
Posted by: nurse ratched

You're soaking in it

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (vd8XM)

252 If he had not gone into politics Joe would be a back up consigliere for a minor league Mafia family.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

253 I wanted to see how the Host reacted. It looked like he was jumping out of his chair after Joey Fingers said it. I would like to know if he has decided whether he is Black or not.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (haWye)

254 Rmoney....there's a mutant politician for ya.

Burning Man should register them at the Department of Mutant Politicians. Make them dress up in weird outlandish clothes such as suits and ties.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (Y274z)

255 Mississippi Church Suing Over Coronavirus Restrictions Destroyed by a Suspected Arson Fire

https://bit.ly/3bSnHDp

All I can say is expect more of this.

(HOLLY SPRINGS, Miss.) - A church in Mississippi was destroyed by a suspected arson fire, about a month after its pastor filed a lawsuit challenging the city of Holly Springs on gathering restrictions amid the coronavirus outbreak.

First Pentecostal Church in Holly Springs, Mississippi, burned down Wednesday morning, news outlets reported. When investigators from the Marshall County Sheriff's Office got to the scene, they found graffiti in the church parking lot that read: "Bet you stay home now you hypokrites."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2020 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

You'll need to speak to my manager.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (vRd8t)

256 They'll put you in chains! Which reminds me of the time I chased a black with a six foot chain...

Posted by: Menack at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (buTO7)

257 Interesting.

Seems we do NOT have an extradition treaty with Ukraine, which is why so many financial shenanigans may have been going on there.

Trump should sign one, because I have the feeling Ukraine will be indicting Biden for interfering in their politics.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (NgKpN)

258 PDT has p presser coming up about re-opening churches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (ptqGC)

259 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUfbdSnSNno


klondike cat character!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (d7Ww2)

260
Google-bot reads our 'ments.

Guess what movie Youtube just recommended to me when I refreshed the page? King of the Zombies (1941), starring Mantan Moreland, a black actor who often plays a nervous irreverent butler.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (j4t07)

261 Uncle Joe was born a poor black child

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (iTXRQ)

262 When will Biden start shrieking that this is just another distraction by the Trump campaign to hide their record of doing nothing about the pandemic?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (H7FDq)

263 "Why do negresses have pussies and assholes so close together? So you can pick them up like a six-pack -- of malt liquor! But seriously, colored folks -- vote for me! Otherwise, you ain't no real darkie."

Posted by: Joe Biden, speaking from the heart, from me to you at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (N9G0H)

264
Where's the FBI on that church burning? Barr?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (j4t07)

265 At least we now know that Creepy Joe still thinks Republicans want to put black people back in chains.

Posted by: mercenary13 at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (Ig7fT)

266 It's Bad Touch Biden or nothing.

Seriously. Just stick with it. It'll grow on you. Like a fungus or a yeast infection.

Bad Touch Biden 2020

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (vQNA/)

267 Give the moderators a set amount of time to ask their question, and then have their microphone cut so they can't pull a Candy Crowley. After that, let the candidates, and only the candidates, speak.
Trump can handle himself.


Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (T6t7i)

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Allow the moderators two followup questions, and the opposing candidate one followup question.

Allow the candidates four questions for the other candidate at the beginning of the debate.

I can see Trump asking Joe, "What day is it today, Joe".

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (+0uDE)

268 I mean, I'm already mostly considered "not black", except by the few "IQ realists" out there.

Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (vmRc0)

269 I would see it as an admission that they're going to lose, and I think a lot of people, especially on the left, would see it the same way.

That's going to affect how many people will give money in general and donate their time to campaigns and the DNC.

There will be a debate. The ruse has to continue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (UWqZJ)

I disagree - I don't think they can dare allow one to happen, no matter how much it hurts them not to do it. They know even better than we do that Biden cannot make it through even 5 minutes of normal conversation without his dementia breaking through. Even if they held the debate by video, with the candidates in different locations, Biden's likely to stand up on camera and show everyone that he forgot to put pants on that day when he starts wandering around the set.

They *have* to hide him and run him as the stealth candidate. I agree, that would be admitting how bad off he is, but they don't have any other viable choice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (trdmm)

270
Biden and the Hole-in-Head Coalition will prevail!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (lKn9z)

271 PDT has p presser coming up about re-opening churches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (ptqGC)

He is a ballerina. I honestly don't know how he does it. He has an uncanny sense of political winds, mass sentiment, the truth, and most of all he knows how to deliver a lose-lose proposition to his opponents like nobody I've ever seen.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (t+mAj)

272
Can't wait for Corky McPastereater to talk to an hispanic, asian, indian (dot or feather) who disagrees with him.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (t6XCL)

273 They *have* to hide him and run him as the stealth candidate. I agree, that would be admitting how bad off he is, but they don't have any other viable choice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (trdmm)

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HEY!!! BERNIE!!!!!

TOO BAD YOU YOU FUCKING *QUIT* AINT IT!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (nw6Hr)

274

Joey Biden could rape and murder Big Mike Obama in Times Square!

Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (d6DSt)

275 If Mattel wanted to truly cash in, they should come out with a Biden doll. Pull the string on its back and stupid shit would come out of his mouth, one sentence at a time. It could be hilarious.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (O+I8R)

276 269 I disagree - I don't think they can dare allow one to happen, no matter how much it hurts them not to do it. They know even better than we do that Biden cannot make it through even 5 minutes of normal conversation without his dementia breaking through. Even if they held the debate by video, with the candidates in different locations, Biden's likely to stand up on camera and show everyone that he forgot to put pants on that day when he starts wandering around the set.

They *have* to hide him and run him as the stealth candidate. I agree, that would be admitting how bad off he is, but they don't have any other viable choice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (trdmm)

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He made it through the last debate with Sanders fine. I think they'll latch onto that for hope on the first debate.

Of course, Biden wasn't really challenged, so it'll be a completely different ballgame with Trump.

But yeah, I cannot imagine them just up and saying, "No debate because Trump is a meanie."

I mean, even Hillary did the debate with Trump. Is Biden less of a man than Hillary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (UWqZJ)

277 Do you feel Black enough?


Well do ya punk?

Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (yQxbm)

278 So let me get this straight, Joe is Steve Martin who is The Jerk?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (9PtLS)

279 I disagree - I don't think they can dare allow one to happen, no matter
how much it hurts them not to do it. They know even better than we do
that Biden cannot make it through even 5 minutes of normal conversation
without his dementia breaking through.


That might actually be the plan. They'll let Biden publicly burst into flame, and then "sadly" conclude that he must be replaced.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (T6t7i)

280 He is a ballerina. I honestly don't know how he does it. He has an uncanny sense of political winds, mass sentiment, the truth, and most of all he knows how to deliver a lose-lose proposition to his opponents like nobody I've ever seen.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (t+mAj)

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..... while making the very stupid among them chase the laser point all over the room.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (nw6Hr)

281 240
De Camptown racists? I don't believe I know that one.


Posted by: Kid Charlamagne at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (Tnijr)
Camptown racists sing dis song
Bid-en, Bid-en
Real blackfolks betta sing along
Bid-en all dee day
Votin through dee mail
Votin when you dead
Bet my last vote on dee blue
and dee country voted red

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (e284m)

282 But what if you 'identify' as black?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (oVJmc)

283 275 If Mattel wanted to truly cash in, they should come out with a Biden doll. Pull the string on its back and stupid shit would come out of his mouth, one sentence at a time. It could be hilarious.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (O+I8R)

Biden 8 Ball?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

284 260
Google-bot reads our 'ments.

Guess what movie Youtube just recommended to me when I refreshed the page? King of the Zombies (1941), starring Mantan Moreland, a black actor who often plays a nervous irreverent butler.
Posted by: Soothsayer


My autobiography!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (N9G0H)

285 273 They *have* to hide him and run him as the stealth candidate. I agree, that would be admitting how bad off he is, but they don't have any other viable choice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (trdmm)

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HEY!!! BERNIE!!!!!

TOO BAD YOU YOU FUCKING *QUIT* AINT IT!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (nw6Hr)

===========

His campaign is technically only suspended. He could start it up again if he wanted to.

He doesn't want to, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (UWqZJ)

286 54 Can't wait for Biden to get the football. Of course they could hand him an actual football and he wouldn't notice the difference.
Posted by: iandeal at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (vgGyZ)

Given his hair sniffing, finger banging proclivities, I can only assume he would try to fuck it. Then we could all see the metaphor literally.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (Wm5SB)

287 Is Biden less of a man than Hillary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (UWqZJ)

Is this a trick question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (nRk/c)

288 249

Zionism equals Racism?

Great! Now I can hate myself!
Posted by: Sammy Davis at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (d6DSt)


"Manischewitz Concord Rape. Go fetch me a glass, boy!"

- - Joey Sex-Knuckles

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:37 PM (s2VJv)

289 Nah. Sorry, but conservatives are pussies.

This bag of dicks. It's for you.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:37 PM (+7yf7)

290
They'll let Biden publicly burst into flame, and then "sadly" conclude that he must be replaced.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (T6t7i)

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Wait... wut.... me??

No. Well.... Im flattered. Let me think about it.

...
...

Oh... what the heck YOLO!!! IM IN!!!

Posted by: Hillary!! at May 22, 2020 01:37 PM (nw6Hr)

291 They *have* to hide him and run him as the stealth
candidate. I agree, that would be admitting how bad off he is, but
they don't have any other viable choice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (trdmm)

They made Hillary pretty non-lizardlike and healthy-looking for three straight debates. Being hidden away, they have all kind of specialized drug cocktails and rest protocols they can test until then.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (t+mAj)

292 Bidet's first presidential run was in ....1987.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (zr5Kq)

293 That might actually be the plan. They'll let Biden publicly burst into flame, and then "sadly" conclude that he must be replaced.


They will Joffrey him at the debate.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (vRd8t)

294 292 Bidet's first presidential run was in ....1987.
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (zr5Kq)

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I was 2 years old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (UWqZJ)

295 284 260
Google-bot reads our 'ments.

Guess what movie Youtube just recommended to me when I refreshed the page? King of the Zombies (1941), starring Mantan Moreland, a black actor who often plays a nervous irreverent butler.
Posted by: Soothsayer

My autobiography!
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (N9G0H)


Mantan. Racist or a precursor of Robert Mandan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (s2VJv)

296 My favorite cereal is buckwheat.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

297 What Biden is saying , unintentionally, is being "Black" black is about attitude, not skin color.

I have to agree with this assessment.

Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (MxEKc)

298 268 I mean, I'm already mostly considered "not black", except by the few "IQ realists" out there.
Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (vmRc0)

aw come on! You post a remark like that, it's like giving Roger Rabbit the "Shave and a Haircut" knock to so many of us here. So many opportunities in that short sentence! That's really well crafted, I gotta say. But I'm glad you're posting again, and I ain't gonna riff on your remarks at all. Nosiree, welcome back!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (trdmm)

299 O/T: Soros says the Red China Flu could threaten the survival of the EU.

Sounds like Satan's little helper has taken a huge short position in a lot of European stocks and currencies.

Posted by: Furious George at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (9vQJW)

300 I was 2 years old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (UWqZJ)


So you did not vote ?

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (zr5Kq)

301 If Mattel wanted to truly cash in, they should come out with a Biden doll. Pull the string on its back and stupid shit would come out of his mouth, one sentence at a time. It could be hilarious.

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Someone could make a lot of money if they had the connections and ability to get it to market. The Future President doll or something like that, that is just some vaguely Biden-looking gray haired white guy in a suit.

Have it read off a bunch of random autofill word salads when you press a button. Always start with gun, health care, race, etc., and then the follow up nonsense.

$20 a fat and they'd probably sell like hot dogs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (ADuZP)

302 Yeah each candidate's team should write up the questions for the other candidate, and the moderator should have the power only to read the questions and control time (note when someone is going over, etc). No more of this "we make up the questions" crap and no more snide comments.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

303
He doesn't want to, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (UWqZJ)

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I know.

But I LOVE calling Bernie a quitter on my Bernbots friends Facebook pages when they bitch about Trump.

TOO BAD BERNIE QUIT, NO ???

Posted by: Hillary!! at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (nw6Hr)

304 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (j4t07)


Ugh.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (XxJt1)

305 297 What Biden is saying , unintentionally, is being "Black" black is about attitude, not skin color.

I have to agree with this assessment.
Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (MxEKc)


No, about politics. Hence authenticity. Hence, it's all a complete Democrat dodge. As we all know. Or should know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (s2VJv)

306 I like black kids rubbing my leg hairs. Who doesn't?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (b4jST)

307 In their debates, every time Biden spouts how he'll fix this or that...or latch onto his latest canard of changing America into a whole, new vision, all Trump has to do is ask Joe just how many decades he's spent in office.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (O+I8R)

308 Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (e284m)


BRAVO!

I could sense there was a good parody there but my mind was just not into it.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (yQxbm)

309 Corn Pop's back looking to use that chain as a Ben Wa accoutrement on Joey Balls No More.

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (5IHGB)

310 296 My favorite cereal is buckwheat.
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (v0R5T)


"Pfft."

- - Farina

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (s2VJv)

311 Mantan. Racist or a precursor of Robert Mandan?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (s2VJv)

His grandfather Mandingo was always ashamed of him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (trdmm)

312
That might actually be the plan. They'll let Biden publicly burst into flame, and then "sadly" conclude that he must be replaced.


They will Joffrey him at the debate.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (vRd8t)







They're gonna marry me off to Natalie Dormer?

I'm in!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (EGyGV)

313 I'm not afraid of the darkies.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

314 Biden will now comes out as a gender fluid man of color.

Posted by: William Eaton at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (cfkTP)

315 I was 2 years old

I was 29, for real. Haven't aged at all of course

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (NI4rU)

316 Can you imagine the constant, epic trolling Trump would execute if Biden ducked the debates? Trump would start tweeting about how he won all three of the debates against Hillary, and that's why Joe is scared. Lol

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (UR9yg)

317 I was 2 years old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (UWqZJ)

----

Year I got married.

Fuck.


Dude... just dont my kill grass standing there..... mmmkay.

Posted by: Hillary!! at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (nw6Hr)

318 Being locked in his basement has prevented Joe from challenging anyone to fisticuffs.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

319 First they came for the churches, but I didn't want to believe it, so I pretended it didn't happen....

Y'all know how the rest of it goes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (+7yf7)

320 312
They're gonna marry me off to Natalie Dormer?

I'm in!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (EGyGV)

========

There won't be enough time for consummation, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (UWqZJ)

321 If you vote for Trump, you probably don't want to rub my hairy legs!

Posted by: Joe 30330 at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (C8Nsg)

322
SOCK


Damn.... WTF is WRONG with me.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (nw6Hr)

323 Just think of the idiots that still support this facade of a thing less than a man.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (9PtLS)

324 276 He made it through the last debate with Sanders fine. I think they'll latch onto that for hope on the first debate.

Of course, Biden wasn't really challenged, so it'll be a completely different ballgame with Trump.

But yeah, I cannot imagine them just up and saying, "No debate because Trump is a meanie."

I mean, even Hillary did the debate with Trump. Is Biden less of a man than Hillary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (UWqZJ)

I absolutely see them trying to play the "Trump is so Criminal and Evil that we refuse to allow him the legitimacy and dignity that comes with a debate" card.

I even expect them to send out a pre-recorded message from Gropey Joe listing off the name of every woman who has ever accused PDT of anything.

It delights their base, and it keeps Biden off of the stage and out of the public eye.

Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (vmRc0)

325 But I LOVE calling Bernie a quitter on my Bernbots friends Facebook pages when they bitch about Trump.

TOO BAD BERNIE QUIT, NO ???
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Bernie reminds me of Joe Leiberman. Both came very close to doing something brave and wisely ran away from their convictions.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (b4jST)

326 https://bit.ly/2AUhs5h
******
The Biden Bombshell - The Dan Bongino Show® - YouTube

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (33UXe)

327 Remember when April the gaffe was pregnant and everybody was watching with bated breath for her to deliver but she got shy uterus syndrome?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (Fc5rx)

328 316 Can you imagine the constant, epic trolling Trump would execute if Biden ducked the debates? Trump would start tweeting about how he won all three of the debates against Hillary, and that's why Joe is scared. Lol
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (UR9yg)

==========

Even the center left media would be shaking their heads in disbelief at the narrative Biden just handed Trump by skipping debates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (UWqZJ)

329 302
Yeah each candidate's team should write up the questions for the other
candidate, and the moderator should have the power only to read the
questions and control time


That would be excellent. Mollie, Kim, and a few others could write our questions.

It would make no difference whatsoever to the Dem's questions, since they'd be identical to the questions asked by the media, and Trump's had 3+ years of practice for the gotchas.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (T6t7i)

330 317 I was 2 years old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (UWqZJ)

----

Year I got married.

Fuck.


Dude... just dont my kill grass standing there..... mmmkay.
Posted by: Hillary!! at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (nw6Hr)

=========

And now I have kids!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (UWqZJ)

331 299 O/T: Soros says the Red China Flu could threaten the survival of the EU.

Sounds like Satan's little helper has taken a huge short position in a lot of European stocks and currencies.
Posted by: Furious George at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (9vQJW)

Well in this I'd say Soros is right, but only because a Big Wet Fart on the Champs Elysee could threaten the survival of the EU.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (trdmm)

332 That was Dukakis v Bush

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (zr5Kq)

333 315 I was 2 years old

I was 29, for real. Haven't aged at all of course
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (NI4rU)

I was 28, really seems like more than a year!

/sarc

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (NgKpN)

334 And if you don't vote for Biden, you're not a Jew!


And that trim the schmeckel thing, but seriously, vote Biden!

Posted by: Joe "The Shocka" Biden at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (oVJmc)

335 Oh, gaffe! I thought we were talking about giraffes.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (Fc5rx)

336 I am not racist, I told the Mexicans to mow around the lawn jockey!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 22, 2020 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

337
Mantan. Racist or a precursor of Robert Mandan?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (s2VJv)


Chester Tate.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:43 PM (j4t07)

338 Oh, gaffe! I thought we were talking about giraffes.

Sure, gaffes, the tall things with spots, long neck, have those knob things on their heads

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

339 We should use this.

If I was Trump: "You know what? If he wants to kick you out of the identity politics club they've tried to imprison you with, let him. We'll just have to offer you an upgrade. We just have one group for the whole lot of us, though: American. Let's take this chance to drop the hyphens, stop holding ourselves apart, and embrace the familiar motto: E Pluribus Unum, and ensure that opportunity and the blessings of liberty are found everywhere in abundance."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 22, 2020 01:43 PM (J+mig)

340 Can you imagine the constant, epic trolling Trump
would execute if Biden ducked the debates? Trump would start tweeting
about how he won all three of the debates against Hillary, and that's
why Joe is scared. Lol

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (UR9yg)

All Trump will have to say is Joe won't debate because "he can't". End of election.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (t+mAj)

341 Great googah moogah it would be hilarious to see Uncle Joe go all Tourette's in a live debate

maybe call Trump a MFer or something

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (iTXRQ)

342 New talking point pace the AP: "Trump lashes out at scientists who disagree with him".

All scientists are as pure as the driven snow, you see, and it's "scary" that Trump is, in his raging, adopting a Queeg posture against sanity and reason and making cruel accusations.

(as circulated by an individual I know elsewhere, who on politics is One Stupid Motherfucker)

Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (CGB5H)

343 'You view black people as trained chimpanzees!' Candace Owens comes out SWINGING over 'you ain't black', absolutely LEVELS Biden

https://tinyurl.com/yden2em8

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (wiXsO)

344 Grammar Cop says: "savoir" is a French word, but savior or saviour would have worked well in that sentence. Ha!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (xptlg)

345 Can you imagine the constant, epic trolling Trump would execute if Biden ducked the debates? Trump would start tweeting about how he won all three of the debates against Hillary, and that's why Joe is scared. Lol

--

Trump's fundraising emails already call him Hiden Biden.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (O+I8R)

346 Can you imagine being a potential VP candidate and deciding to hitch your political future to this assured train wreck?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (H7FDq)

347 A possible clarification statement from Joe:

"What I meant to say was, if you don't vote for me, you are a no good dog-faced pony soldier racist, no matter if you're black, white, or spotted like a hyena."

Posted by: Gref at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (AMIL/)

348 346 Can you imagine being a potential VP candidate and deciding to hitch your political future to this assured train wreck?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (H7FDq)

==========

"I gots no place else to go!"
-Stacey Abrams

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (UWqZJ)

349 'You view black people as trained chimpanzees!' Candace Owens comes out SWINGING over 'you ain't black', absolutely LEVELS Biden

https://tinyurl.com/yden2em8
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (wiXsO)

----

Gawd I love that woman.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (nw6Hr)

350 White Democrats have lots of expertise in deciding who is black and who is not!

Joe Crow classifications include:

"passing", mulattos, mulatresse, quadroons, quarterons, octoroons, melungeons, sacatras, griffes, metifs, meameloucs, sangmeles, mangos.

And Corn Pop.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (Ndje9)

351
The left's response on this has been kind of scattered and hesitant, like they realize this is awful and ghastly and are stunned right now. They'll rally though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


They're coordinating a response.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (aKsyK)

352 Watching Grenell slap Swalwell around on twitter made my day.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)

353 If Joe had a pull ring on his back and you pulled it to make him repeat
pre-recorded talking points, he would sound more intelligent.

Posted by: Xipe Totec


*****

[pulls ring]....."There's a snake in my boots"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (h1jJh)

354 If Trump asking the Russians to find Hillary's emails wasn't a joke, this is Biden's admission that he's a Grand Kleagle.

Posted by: Joe at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (oVJmc)

355 They stuck him on BO's ticket because of his supposed foreign policy expertise (foreign policy committee as a Senator). What has he done for black community ? Smeared Clarence Thomas during supreme court confirmation hearings?

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (zr5Kq)

356 Joe will from now on be appearing in Captain Pike's chair.

One beep for no, two beeps for yes.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (Eicbe)

357 Is it Joey Two Fingers or Joey Three Fingers?

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (Y274z)

358 "I gots no place else to go!"
-Stacey Abrams
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (UWqZJ)
.........

*neighborhood dogs start barking*

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

359 331 299 O/T: Soros says the Red China Flu could threaten the survival of the EU.
---------------------
I suspect Italy and Greece are the next two to leave. Being a German welcome mat for Angela's 'Syrians' doesn't wear well while being indebt to Germany. Best to leave, institute your own currency and inflate your way out of German bondage. Those Germans aren't going to summer on the Baltic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (b4jST)

360 Out of context, this is bad.

In context, it's even worse.

1) He cuts the black guy off and the guy asks for more time
2) Biden then makes a big show of looking at his watch and repeats he has to go
3) the guy says Biden needs to come to visit
4) Biden takes that as an implication "to get my support"

And that's where he drops the "if you don't support me, you're not black"

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (aO8Gd)

361
Gawd I love that woman.



No homo.

Seriously. NO HOMO.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (oVJmc)

362 20 years from now they'll be telling us that Racist Biden was actually a Republican.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (CQ3Qb)

363 356 Joe will from now on be appearing in Captain Pike's chair.

One beep for no, two beeps for yes.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (Eicbe)

==========

Three beeps for hair sniffing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (UWqZJ)

364
All jokes aren't funny you people
-After all, look at me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (LilNs)

365 Is it Joey Two Fingers or Joey Three Fingers?


Depends on the chick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (oVJmc)

366
I see this Val Demings imbecile from the Shampeachment trials is now being vetted by Joey Chitlins.

That Tank Abrams, Demings, Mikvah Waters and all the rest are silent about this shows how duplicitous they are and that racial politics is the greatest scam on earth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (s2VJv)

367 Can't wait for Biden to get the football. Of course they could hand him an actual football and he wouldn't notice the difference.
Posted by: iandeal at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (vgGyZ)

Given his hair sniffing, finger banging proclivities, I can only assume he would try to fuck it. Then we could all see the metaphor literally.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls


***

Fornicatin' Phalanges say "Put me in coach! Gimme da ball!"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (axyOa)

368
[pulls ring]....."I love lamp"

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)

369 357 Is it Joey Two Fingers or Joey Three Fingers?
Posted by: torabora



Two in the pink, 1 in the stink.


Biden/Token Black 2020

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (MNz1C)

370 365 Is it Joey Two Fingers or Joey Three Fingers?


Depends on the chick.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (oVJmc)



"You using the whole fist, Joe? 'Moon River...' "

- - Fletch Abrams

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (s2VJv)

371 357 Is it Joey Two Fingers or Joey Three Fingers?
Posted by: torabora
___________

Fist?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (9vQJW)

372 If Joe had a pull ring on his back and you pulled it to make him repeat
pre-recorded talking points, he would sound more intelligent.

Posted by: Xipe Totec
........

"...that's number one, number two, I'm out of time."

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (v0R5T)

373 362 20 years from now they'll be telling us that Racist Biden was actually a Republican.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (CQ3Qb)

===========

Well, Barron, Emperor of the Western Hemisphere, will have declared any mention of the Democratic Party to be treason and sedition all in one, so there will be no other way to classify people from the past.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (UWqZJ)

374 363
356 Joe will from now on be appearing in Captain Pike's chair.



One beep for no, two beeps for yes.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (Eicbe)



==========



Three beeps for hair sniffing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (UWqZJ)
hey! That chair is gonna have to be modified to allow the black chillin to rub his leg hair.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (e284m)

375 Yeah, the context was way worse.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (nRWPy)

376 They're coordinating a response.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (aKsyK)
---
They wanted to make it racism, but then they realized they've got to do some more thinking to make it racism.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (Eicbe)

377 https://bit.ly/36uLrwo
*******
Interview With General Flynn's Lawyer Sidney Powell - The Dan Bongino Show® - YouTube

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (33UXe)

378 My son just lost his job. fuck me, this just gets better and better.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (dUJdY)

379

The Octoroon, a play by Dion Boucicault, is pretty good!

Posted by: J. Inslee, Anal Receptive ATM Enthusiast at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (d6DSt)

380 328 Even the center left media would be shaking their heads in disbelief at the narrative Biden just handed Trump by skipping debates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (UWqZJ)

I don't know.

I see them going into full "Deranged Twitter" mode and repeating the "DRUMPF RAPED TWENTY WOMEN!" BS over and over again as a way of defending Gropey Joe.

Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (vmRc0)

381 Biden done pissed of Candace Owens. Does she do MMA?

Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 01:49 PM (RuIsu)

382 379 The Octoroon, a play by Dion Boucicault, is pretty good!
Posted by: J. Inslee, Anal Receptive ATM Enthusiast at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (d6DSt)


Octoroons are 8-sided cookies from Keebler...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:49 PM (s2VJv)

383 Trump up

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:49 PM (zr5Kq)

384 380 328 Even the center left media would be shaking their heads in disbelief at the narrative Biden just handed Trump by skipping debates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (UWqZJ)

I don't know.

I see them going into full "Deranged Twitter" mode and repeating the "DRUMPF RAPED TWENTY WOMEN!" BS over and over again as a way of defending Gropey Joe.
Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (vmRc0)

==========

"And he was going to rape Joe, too!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:49 PM (UWqZJ)

385 Those Ad Council sidebar ads for Coronvirus dot gov look like something right off a Soviet Union propaganda poster. They are not even trying to hide it.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (Tnijr)

386 Biden is a walking DSM.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (XxJt1)

387 Houses of worship, y'all !

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (zr5Kq)

388 What has brain damaged Jen Rubin said in defense of Joe?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

389 "Hell! I was blacker than Obama."

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (cfkTP)

390 this stupidity of Biden's is not the tip of the iceberg

it's a snowflake on the tip

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (UUUON)

391
y son just lost his job. fuck me, this just gets better and better.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (dUJdY)

-----

Sorry Jewells.

What does he do.??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (nw6Hr)

392 Identifying houses of worship essential.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (zr5Kq)

393 Joey Bidet, adding new meaning to sticky fingers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (NzqW0)

394 OMG did you guys already cover Steven Pinker, HARVARD professor, with his INCREDIBLY hot take on opening up from lockdown?!?!

(twitchy link in sig)

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (j9HX3)

395
If the campaign had kept Biden in a basement, but with communication links whatsoever, they'd actually be better off today.

Maybe issue communiques, and if necessary, a John Gill setup where a fat microphone conceals Biden's mouth while someone else does the talking.

These satanic dickheads keep telling everyone not to believe their own eyes. Biden isn't a nasty demented blowhard. Socialism works. The Democratic Party is motivated by altruism. 2 + 2 = 5.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (lKn9z)

396 Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)
********
It was funny ! but It was like a BIG football player in HS slapping around a bookworm geek

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (33UXe)

397 Wow. Trump just said he is going to override the governors and make them open the churches.

Well, this will give something for the MSM to freak out about.

Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2020 01:51 PM (MxEKc)

398 Joey Bidet, adding new meaning to sticky fingers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (NzqW0)

It's my favorite album.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 22, 2020 01:51 PM (v0R5T)

399 There's a line to be his VP because they figure the Dems will steal the vote and Biden will kick the bucket or resign in 2021.

Profit!

Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:51 PM (yQxbm)

400 I much prefer this sidebar ad:

https://tinyurl.com/yb7xb5p5

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (Tnijr)

401 Kayleigh is up now & so am I

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (33UXe)

402 Bidet's first presidential run was in ....1987.
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM


He was retarded then.


New press secretary up.

Love her.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (nRWPy)

403 What would happen if I took the Jen Rubin AI algorithm, plugged it into the Biden domain and introduced the voting black demographic?

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (95j/9)

404 "Hey all you black people -- you are Uncle Toms! You are race traitors!"

Tom stayed faithful to his Democrat Masters, till one of them killed him. (OK, he encouraged a couple slaves to escape ... but Tom kept "voting" Democrat)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (Cus5s)

405 The worst part is that Biden should have never been a Presidential candidate in the 1st place and he'll still be one after this blows over.

I just don't know what else to do anymore. Half the people in this country can't really be this stupid, can they?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (xfb67)

406 Threatens to override the governors if they dare to go against.

Now Birx and Miss Kayleigh.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (zr5Kq)

407 IF THERE are live debates this fall...

I believe Trump has that thing in him where he occasionally likes to go for the jugular-
like when he told Hillary 'you'd be in jail'
I think in a debate with Uncle Joe, Trump would poke him repeatedly with rhetorical sticks and eventually get the old coot to go all Mt St Helen's

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)

408 If the campaign had kept Biden in a basement, but with communication links whatsoever, they'd actually be better off today.

You know who else stayed in the basement and communicated with the outside world?

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (T6t7i)

409 I don't believe in Harvard.

Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (RuIsu)

410 As I pointed out earlier, Biden lost to Jesse Jackson in both 1984 and 1988

You know, when the south was still solid Dem?

There's some neat little nuggets of pure delight Biden has never had to answer for, I guarentee it.

And you know the best part?
Obama.
"I'm not racist, I have black friends!"

What ever you say, cracker

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (aO8Gd)

411 394 OMG did you guys already cover Steven Pinker, HARVARD professor, with his INCREDIBLY hot take on opening up from lockdown?!?!

(twitchy link in sig)

WHAT AN ASSHOLE
Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (j9HX3)


And yet, abortion is totes kosher. Unreal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)

412 Biden is all about the jokes.

He is one.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (Eicbe)

413 Fixerupper he worked for PAE a contractor USCIS (immigration)

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (dUJdY)

414 I was hoping 2020 would be a change of pace.

Turns out the last 20 years was just the preliminary.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (yQxbm)

415

Soon, from the Bulwark:


"How Joe Biden Telling a Black Man He's Not Black is Just What America Needs to Hear"

Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (LDja2)

416
*jiggles red laser pointer around the briefing room*


That oughtta do it.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (nw6Hr)

417 403 What would happen if I took the Jen Rubin AI algorithm, plugged it into the Biden domain and introduced the voting black demographic?
Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (95j/9)



You'd get "Cabin In the Sky."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (s2VJv)

418 My dream is that Pelosi, Schiff, and Nadler are voted out of office this November.

Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound Esq. Registered Restaurant Patron at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (9X60i)

419 This is devastating. He'll lose his insurance, his income..everything.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (dUJdY)

420 Half the people in this country can't really be this stupid, can they?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (xfb67)

I would say 25% are definitely that stupid, and the other 25% are just so damned ignorant and poorly educated that they don't have the knowledge or tools to see reality.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (dLLD6)

421 I disagree about Pinker, but I'm very disappointed that he tweeted what he did. As someone in the comments said, "you're better than this". He usually is.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (T6t7i)

422 > Half the people in this country can't really be this stupid, can they?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


see Obama, two-term president

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (iTXRQ)

423 At this point, Harvard is a joke and has lost all credibility.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (axyOa)

424 341 Great googah moogah it would be hilarious to see Uncle Joe go all Tourette's in a live debate

maybe call Trump a MFer or something
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (iTXRQ)

----

If they are side by side, I fully expect Joe to try to punch out PDT in the last half hour.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (+0uDE)

425 When your political party aborts so many future voters, where you gonna find new ones?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (NI4rU)

426 409 I don't believe in Harvard.
Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (RuIsu)

exactly

dis is y I din't go der

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (UUUON)

427 "You using the whole fist, Joe? 'Moon River...' "

- - Fletch Abrams

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Funny -- this thread reminded me of Fletch Lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1z5PejkIyY

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (mZUr4)

428 418 My dream is that Pelosi, Schiff, and Nadler are voted out of office this November.
Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound Esq. Registered Restaurant Patron at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (9X60i)


Sadly, that is highly unlikely in the extreme.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (s2VJv)

429 Bidet's first presidential run was in ....1987.
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM
---
And these days, plagiarism wouldn't even enter into it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (Eicbe)

430 I would say 25% are definitely that stupid, and the other 25% are just so damned ignorant and poorly educated that they don't have the knowledge or tools to see reality.



so...2/3 ?

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (zr5Kq)

431 Rationality does not abound in half of the Afro Vote as the Dems have dumbed down their inner city free stuff voters into a Community Organised cadre of sheep directed by fellow colored but evil asshoes..these are whom Biden Pines for like
his cow towing the their Jr Generals Sharpton,Abrams, and Available to be BOUGHT black Minstrels .............in the OPEN TOO! WTF.

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (5IHGB)

432 This is devastating. He'll lose his insurance, his income..everything.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (dUJdY)

-----

Sorry Hon.

I know it sounds trite... but Ive been there. THings usually happen for a reason.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (nw6Hr)

433 405 The worst part is that Biden should have never been a Presidential candidate in the 1st place and he'll still be one after this blows over.

I just don't know what else to do anymore. Half the people in this country can't really be this stupid, can they?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (xfb67)

Considering that they go with the philosophy of "I can't win unless you are completely wiped out", yes, yes they can.

Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (vmRc0)

434 If Romney gave up the presidential race after the first debate in 2012 because of information the Obama administration dug up from illegally spying on him, would he have been a better candidate against Obama in 2008 than John McCain?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

435 Kayleigh using graphs and charts to talk over the head of the jornolists, which is a pretty low bar. She should use stick figures and finger paintings.

Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (MxEKc)

436 WHAT AN ASSHOLE

Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (j9HX3)

Just ignorant. These people got stunted at age 12, I'm sure of it.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (t+mAj)

437 425 When your political party aborts so many future voters, where you gonna find new ones?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (NI4rU)



Sound of 20 million people on the other side of the Rio Grande, and 30 million already here shouting, "hey cabron! right here!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (s2VJv)

438 I'm a soul man.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (vtcmf)

439 428 418 My dream is that Pelosi, Schiff, and Nadler are voted out of office this November.
Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound Esq. Registered Restaurant Patron at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (9X60i)


Sadly, that is highly unlikely in the extreme.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (s2VJv)

===========

I think it's a greater than 0% chance that Swalwell will lose, not that he's listed there or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (UWqZJ)

440 388 What has brain damaged Jen Rubin said in defense of Joe?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


I'm hoping she goes full Jive Lady from Airplane!

"Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit."

Posted by: wooga at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (VPAqP)

441 Watch out guys, this is the perfect time for them to unleash John Kerry. Just sayin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (b4jST)

442 All I want for Christmas is a 5 Watt LASER pointer.

Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (RuIsu)

443 But Trump doesn't listen to scientists

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (t+mAj)

444 The only way to fix this is to make Joe Biden a black man, like Bill Clinton. I'm sure one of the priests of identity politics can sanctify his conversion.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 22, 2020 01:58 PM (Lsba+)

445 And if you can't pay Hunter your not Ukranian.

Posted by: More stuff Joe Biden says at May 22, 2020 01:58 PM (yAc5z)

446 If the lockdown goes on much longer, it's going to kill more people than the disease has.

Diversion of resources from African anti-Malarial efforts may kill 300,000 on its own.

The longer the economy is shuttered, and the more resources are plowed into coronavirus prevention, the more we're going to see mortality from poverty/unemployment related causes (suicide, overdose, violent crime) as well as other diseases.

The lockdown is not a neutral choice, it also kills, and its proponents have no right to pretend moral high ground.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 22, 2020 01:58 PM (J+mig)

447 Biden should be required to begen every interview with: "This is NOT a Babylon Bee article"

Posted by: 29Victor at May 22, 2020 01:59 PM (BJKQV)

448 So does Biden now HAVE TO appoint Stacy Abrams as his VP?

It almost has to be a black woman VP. Either her or Kamala?

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2020 01:59 PM (Ihsvk)

449

Thank God that nagger Obama ain't a fag!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 22, 2020 01:59 PM (d6DSt)

450 434 If Romney gave up the presidential race after the first debate in 2012 because of information the Obama administration dug up from illegally spying on him, would he have been a better candidate against Obama in 2008 than John McCain?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

you just broke rule # 6

never use the word "better" when referring to McStain or MUTT

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 01:59 PM (UUUON)

451 I've been lurking on Dem Underground waiting for the inevitable "We need to talk about Joe..." post.

Will let you know.

Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (WE806)

452 Great googah moogah it would be hilarious to see Uncle Joe go all Tourette's in a live debate

maybe call Trump a MFer or something
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (iTXRQ)

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If they are side by side, I fully expect Joe to try to punch out PDT in the last half hour.
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (+0uDE)

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"Whatever Joe. At least my kids WORK for me. Your kid grafts off of the Ukranians"

..... THAT oughtta do the trick.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (nw6Hr)

453 If Romney gave up the presidential race after the
first debate in 2012 because of information the Obama administration dug
up from illegally spying on him, would he have been a better candidate
against Obama in 2008 than John McCain?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

I think he's been owned for a long time so no. I never understood why he saved his best speech in 2008 for the one he made the day he dropped out. I had been supporting him. It was patriotic and full of energy. I couldn't make heads or tails of that, when for the rest of his campaign, he seemed to mostly just mail it in.

Realizing years later he had just been "playing a part" squared that circle.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (t+mAj)

454 Joe Biden is just another Jogger in the Neighborhood.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (b4jST)

455 and might I say that that pic of Abrams in today's Gorilla Pundit column was... words fail me. Ghastly?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (4a9Vv)

456 They're coordinating a response.

"Mistakes were made. Now let's get back to talking about the real issues..."

Posted by: brak at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (cG+eD)

457 Biden barely gets the nomination, picks a nice white woman as VP. Then the Bidens die in a car crash 7 days before the election.--
Wouldn't he have to stay alive until after he is sworn in?

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (dQF3z)

458 I believe the hospitals are starting to do normal intake. They have to they're going broke.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 02:01 PM (yQxbm)

459 Biden names Angela Davis as running mate. Prognosis negative.

Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 02:01 PM (RuIsu)

460
Shame on black Democrats who speak to people like this.

Double shame on the white ones... how condescending. Can you imagine a white Dem speaking like this to an Indian (feather) or a Jew or a Polynesian or whatever? No. Way.

Triple shame on Democrat black voters who take this shit lying down. If I were inclined to vote for a decrepit, corrupt shambling corpse just because he had a "D" glued to his exposed skull, and he said this about Jews, I'd be disabused of that notion in an instant.

If Joe Biden says this to you, and you vote for Joe Biden, then you're a bitch. There. I said it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2020 02:01 PM (h6CJG)

461 What Biden meant in context was, "I don't have to go to your shitty little neighborhood and kiss your ass--I already own your vote."

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 02:01 PM (aO8Gd)

462 "...then you ain't black."

That is just so effed up in so many ways. Joe should start wearing a 'fro wig.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (v0R5T)

463 Democrats: if you're destitute, you need to support us because we are your only hope and if you are not destitute, we will make you destitute.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (h1jJh)

464 Trump is not even that religious (as far as I know) and he still values religious liberty more than the GOPe.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (xfb67)

465 Slap me six, bro.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (vtcmf)

466 I disagree about Pinker, but I'm very disappointed
that he tweeted what he did. As someone in the comments said, "you're
better than this". He usually is.


Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (T6t7i)

I was a huge fan of his back in the 90's because he is a genius in his field. I am fascinated by linguistics and cognitive science.
But under Bush Pinker decided his best place was out of his lane, and he could be like that dummy Chomsky.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (t+mAj)

467 Joe Biden dementias his way into having Stacey Abrams as his running mate. She's the only one that meets his new criteria.
1. A woman
2. Black
3. Dumb enough to want to be on the ticket with Joe Biden

Posted by: Johan at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (bHjwR)

468 If you want to seen as a jogger, vote Biden

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (UUUON)

469 PDT just told the governors to "Let my people go...to church".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (2KNZv)

470 I've been lurking on Dem Underground waiting for the inevitable "We need to talk about Joe..." post.

Will let you know.
Posted by: Fen

Yikes! Prayers up for you, Fen. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious!

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 02:03 PM (mZUr4)

471 462
"...then you ain't black."



That is just so effed up in so many ways. Joe should start wearing a 'fro wig.

Posted by: wth


I generally find that it isn't really necessary.

Posted by: Shaun King at May 22, 2020 02:03 PM (T6t7i)

472 Biden needs to pick a vice presidential candidate with a gigantic 60s afro. That way he could maintain social distancing while sniffing her hair.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 02:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

473 I don't believe in Harvard.


It's a fake Hollywood college like Faber and Villanova.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (pp7ze)

474 Look, if they work hard, negroes can do just as good as white people.
My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Mars Joe at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (88+cf)

475 Just heard on the radio that PDT has declared religious services essential.

THANK YOU GOD!

(I don't attend. But YES! anyway. Hope my prayers helped.)

And should be good news for Grammie, for a change.

Posted by: Empire1 at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (L+CKA)

476 Half the people in this country can't really be this stupid, can they?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (xfb67)

I would say 25% are definitely that stupid, and the other 25% are just so damned ignorant and poorly educated that they don't have the knowledge or tools to see reality.

--

I have to resist assigning an evil nature to most of these people. I admit it's hard. A smaller percentage is, but CBD is right in that they are stupid, or a combo of ignorant and poorly-educated. They're brainwashed by an unethical "press" who does not report truth, they're brainwashed by an education system that does not teach truth. How some of us escape those clutches at all is amazing in and of itself.

As for Biden, he'll get 1/2 the voting population to support him. Are they that stupid? I refer us all back to 2012. It haunts me to this day.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (O+I8R)

477 472 Biden needs to pick a vice presidential candidate with a gigantic 60s afro. That way he could maintain social distancing while sniffing her hair.
-----------------------
Hell, I'd vote for Samuel L. Jackson just to watch him shoot hippies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (b4jST)

478 I've got rhythm.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (vtcmf)

479 Biden's line will play better and get more head nods in female white suburbia than in the black community.

Posted by: corn and beans at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (tkNkP)

480 PDT just told the governors to "Let my people go...to church".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (2KNZv)

Only Pres Trump would do that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (6wiwL)

481 "It almost has to be a black woman VP. Either her or Kamala?"

Can't be Kamala. Black people don't like her.

1) She pretended to be ghetto when she grew up at some private school in Canada. Poser.

2) She jailed blacks for Weed possession and then joked about smoking weed herself (to appear more authentic).

3) And the black women I know REALLY hate homewreckers. They have no respect for women who get promoted because of the oral skills.

BTW, you know how white women get all smug when they say white men have no rhythm? The reverse is even more true - if you haven't slept with a black woman, you are missing out on one of the finer things in life. Brings a whole new level of sensual.

Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (WE806)

482 Trump was short and sweet and to the point. Churches will open THIS weekend. He took no questions. Pissing off the media.
I love it.
I guess the Constitution is non negotionable.
Good for him, and us.

Posted by: Case at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (bFzPX)

483 I'm sure it's already been discussed, but they've been telling guys like Thomas Sowell and Clarence Thomas for years that they're not really black.

Guys like Douglas Murray and Dave Rubin aren't really gay.

Women like Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin aren't really women.

Identity politics means Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are blacker than those guys, Beto O'Rourke is gay (and more mexican) than those other guys, and Chuck Schumer and Ralph Northam are more women than those gals are.

And we call the trannies crazy.....

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (hku12)

484 476 Half the people in this country can't really be this stupid, can they?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (xfb67)
---------------
Sniffy, go to any shopping center and look around.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (b4jST)

485 "Felonious Fingers Biden: If You're Black But Can't Decide Between Me and Trump, Then You're Not Black"

Well, I best be getting back onto that thar plantation, then. Freedom was nice while it lasted.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2020 02:06 PM (iuFgi)

486 This would be cultural appropriation, no?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (Hcsoi)

487 Darrell Harris, are you a guy or a girl?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (b4jST)

488 Stay away from the shady side of the Bell Curve.

Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (RuIsu)

489 Are they that stupid? I refer us all back to 2012. It haunts me to this day.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (O+I8R)
It killed me for years, Lady, until I could no longer ignore the fact that America had the *right* instinct about the incumbent dogeater vs that malignant disingenous shitstain Romney. No way he should have displaced anyone. Obama was a crappy known quantity. But Mitt couldn't be trusted. America was right.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (t+mAj)

490 Trump just declared houses of worship essential to the economy. If you're black and go to a church, you're not really black.


Biden/Dementia 2020

Posted by: Joey Clamps at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (MNz1C)

491 Trump was short and sweet and to the point. Churches will open THIS weekend. He took no questions. Pissing off the media.
I love it.
I guess the Constitution is non negotionable.
Good for him, and us.
Posted by: Case at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (bFzPX)


We're heading for another Ft. Sumter, only this time it'll be in a church. Or a barbershop.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (hku12)

492 well Biden was infamous for showing his Wang Chung to the lady staffers......was it MANDINGO WORTHY...if so that'l get him the Rainbow Coalition.

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (5IHGB)

493 Just heard on the radio that PDT has declared religious services essential.

THANK YOU GOD!



He also said that the governors could call him with questions but that "they will not win on that phone call".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (2KNZv)

494 489 Are they that stupid? I refer us all back to 2012. It haunts me to this day.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (O+I8R)
It killed me for years, Lady, until I could no longer ignore the fact that America had the *right* instinct about the incumbent dogeater vs that malignant disingenous shitstain Romney. No way he should have displaced anyone. Obama was a crappy known quantity. But Mitt couldn't be trusted. America was right.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (t+mAj)

==========

At the time, I imagined the Romney would be a competent technocrat, and little more. I saw that as a step up from Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 02:08 PM (UWqZJ)

495 "Yikes! Prayers up for you, Fen. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious!"

I'm afraid one of you is going to have to put me down before it's all over. All I ask is that you make it quick. Maybe get Scarlett Johansson to give me a mercy lap dance too...

Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 02:08 PM (WE806)

496


Kamala don't swallow, and her down there makes my fingers turn poky-dot!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (d6DSt)

497 This is devastating. He'll lose his insurance, his income..everything.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (dUJdY)
********
This is happening to so many people that I know and it's only going to get worse. I will add your son to my daily prayers..
Also, make sure you add him to the prayer list.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (wiXsO)

498
Biden

What a F***stick.

All he can do is promote division and hate.

We don't need to pay government employees to do that, there are plenty in the press that already do that for free.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (sy5kK)

499 Darrell Harris, are you a guy or a girl?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (b4jST)


What's this OR business???

Posted by: The World, in 2020 at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (hku12)

500 What's more racist is Biden using the ungrammatical "ain't" specifically to address blacks.

Posted by: createss at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (hCqcJ)

501 I'm waiting to see the response of the left. It will range from 'church goers are evil, and need to be shut down by jackbooted thugs' to 'I hope these Christians all get sick and die.'

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (Hcsoi)

502 My younger daughter stepped on a mouse by mistake in the recycling room of her condo. She took it to a vet. She said she felt stupid but I told her she has good heart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (nRk/c)

503 Zombie LBJ is very proud of Felonious Fingers.

LBJ:

"These negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for us since they've got something now that they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've got to give them a little something, just enough
to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference. For if we don't move at all, then their allies will line up against us and there will be no way of stopping them, we'll lose the filibuster and there'll be no way of putting a brake on all sorts of wild legislation. It'll be Reconstruction all over again."

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (oiNtH)

504 This guy rips Biden a new one:

https://twitter.com/montaga/status/1263813942020726784

Posted by: Augustine at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (Alp4m)

505 I predict that Army of Karens - Contact Tracers will be summoned to "monitor" churches for compliance.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (2KNZv)

506 499 Darrell Harris, are you a guy or a girl?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (b4jST)


What's this OR business???
---------------------
Cereally, I worked with a Darrell Harris chick who was awful. I'm just checking.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (b4jST)

507 Dem Underground currently down, I wonder if its a coincidence? They really control the messaging over there. If a rash of loyalists all started posting Sky Is Falling threads after Biden's antics this morning, they would currently be culling all the posts.

Doubt it, but that's how it would go down. Seen it before.

Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (WE806)

508 ...then you ain't black."

That is just so effed up in so many ways. Joe should start wearing a 'fro wig.
Posted by: wth at May 2


Add it to the list, along with "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids."

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

509 Noodity

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (/tG8l)

510 Nevergiveup - Awwww it sounds like she has a very good heart.

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

511 21 I disagree about Pinker, but I'm very disappointed that he tweeted what he did. As someone in the comments said, "you're better than this". He usually is.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (T6t7i)


Pinker is one of the clowns who's been pushing the "kids don't need to be taught English, their language already is sufficient to their needs."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (dBq3T)

512 Joe Biden is a racist trending on Twitter now. How soon until that disappears?

Posted by: Augustine at May 22, 2020 02:11 PM (Alp4m)

513 Birx' expertise has run its course. They need to involve new people, have fresh eyes and brains look into at the data, testing data.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 02:11 PM (zr5Kq)

514 507 Dem Underground currently down, I wonder if its a coincidence? They really control the messaging over there. If a rash of loyalists all started posting Sky Is Falling threads after Biden's antics this morning, they would currently be culling all the posts.

Doubt it, but that's how it would go down. Seen it before.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (WE806)

==========

Their Twitter account hasn't said anything about Biden for a while, it looks like.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 02:11 PM (UWqZJ)

515 Fen you would be better off and SAFER with a lap dance from Colin Jost. He GRINS and bears it?

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 02:11 PM (5IHGB)

516 "Yikes! Prayers up for you, Fen. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious!"

I'm afraid one of you is going to have to put me down before it's all over. All I ask is that you make it quick. Maybe get Scarlett Johansson to give me a mercy lap dance too...

--

We'll give you one of those head-to-toe Silkwood scrubdowns when you get back.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (O+I8R)

517 "Felonious Fingers Biden: If You're Black But Can't Decide Between Me and Trump, Then You're Not Black"

Well, I best be getting back onto that thar plantation, then. Freedom was nice while it lasted.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2020 02:06 PM (iuFgi)


Also, when the NAACP endorses a candidate, which Biden says they've been doing for all his elections, you should just shut up and do what the NACCP tells you.

Joe believes NAACP decides for all black people, who they should vote for.

I wonder how he got that idea.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (hku12)

518 There are most likely days where Biden's campaign staff starts downing stiff shots of hard liquor earlier than others. This would be one of those days.

Posted by: Monty James at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (Zqz9o)

519


This reminds me if the Herlihy Boy skit with Sandler and Farley.

LET JOE SNIFF HER HAIR!!! IS IT ASKING TO MUCH TO LET HIM SNIFF HER HAIR?

LET JOE FEEL HER CHEST!!! HER DOCTOR DOES IT! LET JOE FEEL HER CHEST!!!

LET JOE MOLEST YOUR DAUGHTER!! YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT RIGHT? THEN LET HIM MOLEST HER FOR GODS SAKE!!! CANT YOU SEE HOW SAD HE IS IF HE CANT MOLEST YOUR GIRLS?? LET JOE MOLEST YOUR DAUGHTER!


Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (gIYPV)

520 Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (O+I8R)

Remember the Law of Large Numbers says most measurable data follows a bell curve. Think of someone that you think of as average, then tell yourself that roughly half the population is NOT as smart as that person, and they vote!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (6wiwL)

521 someone needs to post the Judge Smail's (with Biden's head) scene in the locker room from Caddyshack.
"Strip off that wax."
"Colored boy, eh..."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (k/TB6)

522 Joey two fingers don't molest the black girls, racist pedophile.

Posted by: azalea city at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (WX+x0)

523 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM

She tried to save a mouse she stepped on? That's a good egg. Raised well, clearly.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 22, 2020 02:13 PM (Lsba+)

524 If they are side by side, I fully expect Joe to try to punch out PDT in the last half hour.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (+0uDE)


That's exactly how I see something like that going down. First, he'll start getting flustered. Then, when Trump is calling him on every little thing, he'll start getting confused. When he's confused, he won't be able to verbalize anything. When he can't talk back, he'll get angry. At that point, he'll lash out physically.


Pretty typical behavior for dementia patients.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 02:13 PM (8B6Ng)

525 I'm waiting to see the response of the left. It will range from 'church goers are evil, and need to be shut down by jackbooted thugs' to 'I hope these Christians all get sick and die.'
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

_____________

But NYC subways remaining open without any slowdown is somewhere in the Constitution.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2020 02:13 PM (Ihsvk)

526 White People!

The Jew... is using the Black... as muscle against you!

Posted by: Head Nazi or Joe Biden? at May 22, 2020 02:15 PM (ZSK0i)

527 I'd just like to remind everyone that the "blexit" is a fiction. Blacks still vote over 90% Dem. Those are literal fake dictator votes but they're real.

Posted by: Corona-kun at May 22, 2020 02:15 PM (A+VfD)

528 Nood

Posted by: Monty James at May 22, 2020 02:17 PM (Zqz9o)

529 Joe taking out the whip. Back on the plantation!
You people can't think for yourselves! The Democrat Party thinks for you!

Posted by: Case at May 22, 2020 02:18 PM (bFzPX)

530 I'm a guy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2020 02:38 PM (iuFgi)

531 We need someone to create a Biden campaign poster with the slogan, "Vote Biden or you ain't Black"

Posted by: Justasheep at May 22, 2020 02:44 PM (L9Eia)

532 Vote for the Democrat is a vote for the very party that sold,kept and abused Slaves and founded the KKK

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 22, 2020 04:28 PM (FLiOE)

533 If You're White But Can't Decide Between Biden and Trump, Then You're Not White. does it work that way as well? stoopid...

Posted by: slithery dee at May 22, 2020 05:00 PM (pnfZk)

534 Damn... talk about pissing people off. I wonder what his best bud , the JEF, thinks about this?
Is the Klan still active in DE? Maybe there's an opening for a new Kleagle with the local chapter?

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at May 22, 2020 06:02 PM (0zQ7X)

535 Biden is a screwball

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 22, 2020 06:52 PM (FLiOE)

536 Can someone do one of those bad lip reading videos on old Joe or would that make him make more sense?

Posted by: Matt256 at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (1ZapY)

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