Mika Brzezinsky, Karenwaffe Kommander, Demands to Speak to Trump's Manager

High Mistress of Joe Biden's core voter group, Queen of the Suburban Empathy Moms.



Mika had a Klatch of Karens supporting her, but others disagreed:


Via Morning Rising and Tim Pool.

Posted by: Ace at 03:52 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

2 I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!!

OK Karen

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Jr. has spirit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

3 Lol at Trump Jr.

Posted by: Bosk at May 21, 2020 03:52 PM (gQzBS)

4 Trump's tweets are winning.

Posted by: Fortcoins at May 21, 2020 03:52 PM (1vIuC)

5 Empathy Ilsa of the SS.

Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2020 03:52 PM (N9G0H)

6 REEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: brak at May 21, 2020 03:53 PM (cG+eD)

7 Can mouth fucking that bitch really be all that pleasurable?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (NI4rU)

8
Uppengruperfuhrer Karen of the Karenwaffe

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (nw6Hr)

9 WTF with preventing the blue check snowflakes from getting ratioed now?

Posted by: Fortcoins at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (1vIuC)

10

Why the long face? Did Tigger hold you down, and... Mr. Mistoffelees rape you?

Posted by: Chris Robbin at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (Re9MM)

11 You mean THIS Mika, who had a yuge crush on Trump?

https://tinyurl.com/yd29ejsb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (ptqGC)

12 Thin skin?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (pw+jk)

13 Oooh!!!!!!! Guess somebody hasn't heard about that pesky First Amendment, huh?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (SRRAx)

14 So, she is trying to get Trump kicked off Twitter?

Not too smart, is she? Streisand Effect?

'She did not exactly invent gunpowder.' (I have heard this was a phrase before: *they're* no Einstein.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (A5zUN)

15 Mika Brezinsky, Karenwaffe Kommander, Demands to Speak to Trump's Manager


Right now?

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (QLPEO)

16 Trump is President of the United States.

She appears on a crap show that nobody watches.

Trump is also literally the only person who's keeping that shite platform afloat. If he hadn't decided to use Twatter, it'd be gone by now, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (mNq/0)

17 Is that quote by Mika about how their job is to control how people think real?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (hYcqw)

18
Trump Jr nailed it.... perfectly.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (nw6Hr)

19 Mika likes it in the squeaka.

Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Tnijr)

20 Trump is over the target.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (KXkkH)

21 They never pause to think what the downstream outcome would be from their idiot thoughts, do they?

YOU'D BE GIVING HIM EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS, DUMBASS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Boy/L)

22 She has the classic Karen hair do.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

23 Is that quote by Mika about how their job is to control how people think real?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (hYcqw)

----

Ayup.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (nw6Hr)

24 Does anyone else know what a woman's head bouncing off the edge of a desk sounds like?

-Joe Scarborough

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (j3npP)

25 >>> Can mouth fucking that bitch really be all that pleasurable?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (NI4rU)


No idea, but if it keeps her from talking.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (BHYVd)

26 Thin skin?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++++++
Notice how the "Trump is thin-skinned" narrative has almost vanished?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (hYcqw)

27 *cvnt* cough *cvnt*


Excuse me. I cvnted.

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (Y8DtA)

28 Sidebar thing is accurate, but incomplete. The Germans had radar at this point too but it sucked. The British had much, much better Radar, which allowed them to spot planes a great deal further off, and their device was top secret. Hence the carrots thing. The Brits were really good at this kind of thing, people still think Hitler had only one ball. Nobody but his tailor really knew but it was great propaganda.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

29 > 'She did not exactly invent gunpowder.'

Another old one:

'In no danger of receiving a surprise phone call from the King of Sweden.'

(this was back before the Nobel Prizes became a joke... that's how old it is).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (mNq/0)

30 Just take down Twitter. Close it out. Set up a new social media platform for the President.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (JKNZq)

31 Paging Dr. Spank
Dr. Spank to the front

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (eF1II)

32 Trump should order the FCC to revoke every TV and radio license in the nation, then revert the Internat back to the control of ARPANET and end all non-military data transmission , to utterly silence the entire media. Retweet if you agree.

Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (N9G0H)

33 Lol at Trump Jr.
Posted by: Bosk



Magny basty.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (QLPEO)

34 1 'ette > 10,000 Mikas

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (DMUuz)

35 23 Is that quote by Mika about how their job is to control how people think real?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (hYcqw)

----

Ayup.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 03:55 PM (nw6Hr)

You have to admit, Trump does have a superpower to make people rip their masks off.

He should use this power recklessly and indiscriminately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 03:57 PM (A5zUN)

36 My takeaway from all this is that Mika's new nose needs more work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 21, 2020 03:57 PM (x8Wzq)

37 I guess that dead intern story is really bugging her.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 21, 2020 03:57 PM (Hcsoi)

38
Mistoffelees

--------

Is that Mistocles brother??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 03:57 PM (nw6Hr)

39 I think we should reach out to the commie bitches boss and demand they fire her for being a journalist who is using her platform to stifle someone's 1st Amendment Right to free speech.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 21, 2020 03:57 PM (e284m)

40 And so.
It begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at May 21, 2020 03:57 PM (4o2K3)

41 It was a really... odd time reading her tweets. I didn't respond because I felt the less coverage it got and the less encouragement she got the better. Sometimes its best just to to not poke the loonies.

But its funny to look back on and see how crazy they are getting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

42 Mental exercise: Hannity does this to Obama.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (Boy/L)

43 Polish Karens are the worst Karens.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (xPl2J)

44 Mika went full "REEEEEE Karen."

Never go full "REEEEEE Karen" for all the world to see.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (WEBkv)

45 *cough*

https://tinyurl.com/yd29ejsb

*cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

46
Ace certainly got the spelling this title's post correct.

That's the way they spelled Kommander in all the WWII movies, too.

The real black and white ones, not those fake color movies.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (sy5kK)

47 Willowed:

I would but I hate the Beatles.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 21, 2020 03:47 PM (GbPPJ)
++++++++++++++
So did Allan Sherman
https://youtu.be/Jj-2Tcuzy0I

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (hYcqw)

48 40 And so.
It begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at May 21, 2020 03:57 PM (4o2K3)

I love this guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (A5zUN)

49 No one would know or care if Trump was kicked off Twitter. President Obama getting kicked off, on the other hand, would crash the platform since he has WAY more followers.

Posted by: No at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (/ACWN)

50 Mika and Scarbourgh are one creepy couple. I hope they don't have kids.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (xfb67)

51 You mean THIS Mika, who had a yuge crush on Trump?

https://tinyurl.com/yd29ejsb
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++
Wow. You could almost hear her getting wet when talking to Trump.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2020 03:59 PM (hYcqw)

52 50 Mika and Scarbourgh are one creepy couple. I hope they don't have kids.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (xfb67)



Check their crawlspace for missing interns...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2020 03:59 PM (s2VJv)

53 Twitter is not going to mess with President Trump on there for several reasons. The main ones are:

1) He makes them a lot of money
2) They do not want the Eye of Sauron pointed at them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

54 OK, Karen.

Heh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2020 03:59 PM (ejd/p)

55 > Why the long face? Did Tigger hold you down, and... Mr. Mistoffelees rape you?

I think they call it "yiffing" when furries are involved.

I'm not sure how I know that, and I really kinda wish I didn't. Nonetheless, I share the pain.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 03:59 PM (mNq/0)

56 people still think Hitler had only one ball.

Stalin had two, but very small.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 03:59 PM (DMUuz)

57 27 *cvnt* cough *cvnt*
Excuse me. I cvnted.
Posted by: Abiss

You got CvntVid!

Posted by: Chris Robbin at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Re9MM)

58 You have to admit, Trump does have a superpower to make people rip their masks off.



He should use this power recklessly and indiscriminately.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 03:57 PM (A5zUN)

===
I think his targeted tweets are the best use of our strategic tweet supply. It is the secondary and tertiary explosions that do the most damage and no fingerprints.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (pw+jk)

59 Trump is over the target.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin


They're squirming. Like a toad.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (QLPEO)

60 Rock on, Mika!

Posted by: Morning Joe at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (786Ro)

61 Laying down a marker: Jack will cave.

Posted by: FBI Delenda Est at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (+v+zN)

62 The only thing Mika needs to worry about is what hole Joe Scarhead will be sticking something in next.

Airlock coming up!

Fuck her and her murdering old man.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Z+IKu)

63 Mika is being naughty.
Does she deserve a time out,

or a spanking?

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (vd8XM)

64 Da khorosho, Mika Brezinskova!

Vuy Pravii!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (pnfZk)

65 Mika and Scarbourgh are one creepy couple. I hope they don't have kids.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (xfb67)

I do not think there is a danger there. Mika's valley is dark and lifeless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (A5zUN)

66 it's amazing to me that these people from family's with a short history of being American are constantly calling for censorship.

Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (nFwvY)

67 They must turn off Twitter to have a chance. Our use of twitter via memes is the Pennsylvania Rifle of this revolution.

Fortunately, the Emergency Broadcasting System has been expanded. Thanks, Barack!

Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (1vynn)

68 Mika and Scarbourgh are like that weird couple that asks you if you want to swing with them, and you don't even need to think about it before you say no.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (xfb67)

69 1 'ette > 10,000 Mikas

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 03:56 PM (DMUuz)


I saw 10,000 Mikas open for 10,000 Maniacs in '92

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (UeoC9)

70 If she doesn't play nice, Murderin' Joe might get Murderous.

Posted by: Allie at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (vmRc0)

71
Twitter needs Trump for revenue. Same as the media.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (s2VJv)

72 https://tinyurl.com/yd29ejsb

*cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
-----------

Was that Joe Mika was speaking at later in the clip? Because I think Joe's eyes were looking at Mika's assets and not her eyes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (WEBkv)

73 Laying down a marker: Jack will cave.
Posted by: FBI Delenda Est at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (+v+zN)
++++++++++++++
That might (not will, but might) be consequential.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (hYcqw)

74 59 Trump is over the target.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin

They're squirming. Like a toad.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (QLPEO)

==========

They are not acting like they are confident that Biden will easily sweep Trump away and walk into the White House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

75 I would but I hate the Beatles.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 21, 2020 03:47 PM (GbPPJ)

So did Allan Sherman
https://youtu.be/Jj-2Tcuzy0I
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

So did the Meatmen

https://youtu.be/_7MMoCE0X2s

(recorded after John Lennon died, NSFW lyrics)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

76
I saw Mika open for Meco at Roseland in '78.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM (s2VJv)

77 Why the long face? Did Tigger hold you down, and... Mr. Mistoffelees rape you?


Well go on, keep going...

** fap fap fap fap fap fap fap **

Posted by: Beto ! at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (786Ro)

78 I presume if Twitter bans Trump that Gab or some other platform not controlled by the left would suddenly get a massive inflow of traffic.

Dorsey is smart, if evil, here. Let Trump and conservative leaders be free, mostly, on twitter while aggressively censoring people who aren't rich and powerful.


Mika is dumb....getting what she wants would only hurt lefty control of the flow of information.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (WdocV)

79 There's a Karen on the road
Her brain is squirmin' like a toad

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Taking the Afternoon Off at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (x8Wzq)

80 I think they call it "yiffing" when furries are involved.

I'm not sure how I know that, and I really kinda wish I didn't. Nonetheless, I share the pain.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 03:59 PM (mNq/0)

I only know because I caught an episode of classic CSI- so it must be true. Considering it is horrifying, it probably is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (A5zUN)

81 49 No one would know or care if Trump was kicked off Twitter. President Obama getting kicked off, on the other hand, would crash the platform since he has WAY more followers.
Posted by: No


To you, Trump is just "Trump," despite currently being president -- while Obama is "President Obama," despite no longer being president.

Leftists are like the bodies in the pods in The Matrix, their minds forever drifting in some made-up fantasy world constructed to keep them happy.

Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (N9G0H)

82 I mean, have they not seen the polls?

Biden is guaranteed to win!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

83 They're squirming. Like a toad.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (QLPEO)
------
Tell me about it.

Posted by: Brain of a killer on the road at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (4o2K3)

84 She is creepy as fvck.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (JUOKG)

85 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

That's hilarious!

Nothing so vicious as a woman who was spurned?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (NgKpN)

86 Heh. Mika has an inflated view of her influence and importance. Maybe she gives good head.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (o2MD2)

87 Mika had a Klatch of Karens supporting her, but others disagreed:




Ace, it's a Scold of Karens, I believe.

And it's a Murder of Crows. If you refer to crows in a future post, that is.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (sy5kK)

88 Can't wait for Dummy Juan Williams on The Five today.


*starts laughing out loud again*


MY President!!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (pnfZk)

89 do toads really squirm?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

90 You got CvntVid!
Posted by: Chris Robbin at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Re9MM)


My fault. Mika is a known super spreader, and I looked....

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (Y8DtA)

91 Mika and Scarbourgh are like that weird couple that asks you if you want to swing with them, and you don't even need to think about it before you say no.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:01 PM


Let's not be TOO a hasty, here.

Posted by: Katie H. at May 21, 2020 04:03 PM (DMUuz)

92 > Mika and Scarbourgh are one creepy couple. I hope they don't have kids.

She's 53, so no danger of that without major medical intervention.

She has two from her previous marriage. He has four, two from each of his previous marriages.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 04:03 PM (mNq/0)

93 Not long before Mika's skull is cracked across Joe's desk. @Jack can stall.

Posted by: Valiant at May 21, 2020 04:03 PM (3MiF8)

94 What makes this hilarious is that Twitter as a whole matters as much as my comments here do.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2020 04:03 PM (Boy/L)

95 90 You got CvntVid!
Posted by: Chris Robbin at May 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Re9MM)


My fault. Mika is a known super spreader, and I looked....
Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2020 04:02 PM (Y8DtA)


Was going to ask, virus or legs, but when she spreads the latter, the former gets thrown in for free like an Earl Scheib special.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (s2VJv)

96 I guess Trump is threatening her murderous husband.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (l4C/z)

97 Herman's Hermits > Beatles.

Oh yes, I did.

Posted by: Allie at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (vmRc0)

98
Which brings up the very important question: exactly how many Karens does it take to make up a full Scold?


It has to be at least 3, talking down to us all at the same time, so nobody can understand them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (sy5kK)

99 Big Tech is doubling down on Censorship.

We need a Federal Law saying if you want to do business in the US, you need to abide by the Bill of Rights.

If the Founders thought our rights were important enough to protect from a Federal Government, why are they not important enough to protect from a BUSINESS?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (NgKpN)

100 "I saw 10,000 Mikas open for 10,000 Maniacs in '92"

Myriapalooza!

Posted by: Chris M at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (eAZVt)

101

Pretty sure Tigger, Eeyore and Pooh gave Mika an Airtight...

Posted by: Chris Robbin at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (Re9MM)

102 94 What makes this hilarious is that Twitter as a whole matters as much as my comments here do.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2020 04:03 PM (Boy/L)

==========

So...you're saying that we sway nations?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

103 And, to be clear, she's not a journalist. She's a hack fraud whore, so her calling for censorship is no conflict of interest.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (l4C/z)

104 Apparently Mika still menstruates. I'm surprised.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

105 Mika to Joe, " Did you kill her?"
No honey why would I do that? You know I love you. I swear it's a lie. That f'ing Trump trying to stir up trouble. Trust me I would never kill you.

Posted by: azalea city at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (WX+x0)

106 The vast majority of voters are not on Twitter
The vast majority of voters don't even know what is said on Twitter
Every media person spends hours every day on Twitter

They have no idea what they are missing

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (aO8Gd)

107 Nothing so vicious as a woman who was spurned?
Posted by: Romeo13

Or spurred.
Even if they have a safe word

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (vd8XM)

108 100 "I saw 10,000 Mikas open for 10,000 Maniacs in '92"

Myriapalooza!
Posted by: Chris M at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (eAZVt)

My Jealousy!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (l4C/z)

109 97 Herman's Hermits > Beatles.

Oh yes, I did.
Posted by: Allie at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (vmRc0)

And darn you to heck for 'I'm into something good' playing in my head right now.

Darn you!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (A5zUN)

110 106 The vast majority of voters are not on Twitter
The vast majority of voters don't even know what is said on Twitter
Every media person spends hours every day on Twitter

They have no idea what they are missing
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (aO8Gd)

==========

Twitter is a bubble that leans heavily to the left.

It is known.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

111 Jesus, Mika looks terrible and chubby.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 21, 2020 04:06 PM (p0Y1J)

112 Stones > Beatles

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

113 Rowwwrrr!! Angry Mika is milfy Mika!

Age has not withered nor time dimmed the ability of that magic little blue pill to do its work.

Joe, I'm sure you have things to do, now be a good boy and run along now.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2020 04:06 PM (lExK6)

114 108 100 "I saw 10,000 Mikas open for 10,000 Maniacs in '92"

Myriapalooza!
Posted by: Chris M at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (eAZVt)

My Jealousy!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (l4C/z)

=========

My Sharona was there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:06 PM (LvTSG)

115 So...you're saying that we sway nations?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

Well, we definitely do not influence movie opinion.

j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:06 PM (A5zUN)

116 these two are pretty weird. They are wound up tight as a tick when their show starts in the morning. Must be a lot of coffee and tequila to get them that mad so early

Posted by: DanMan at May 21, 2020 04:06 PM (XTiHL)

117 I'm an engineer not an attorney but if twatter did that, I would think they would be labeled publishers faster than you can say "You're fucked Jack" and sued into oblivion.

But that is just a wild ass guess.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 21, 2020 04:06 PM (pw+jk)

118 IIRC, a court ruled that Trump could not ban *anyone* from seeing his twitter account.

So how does it work if Twitter makes it so people can't see his twitter account?

Posted by: Synova at May 21, 2020 04:06 PM (BD/yx)

119 At least Mika's face stopped bleeding.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (pnfZk)

120 I do not think Jack Dorsey has the guts to ban the Donald.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (svbBD)

121 Mika seems to have her panties in a bunch.

I hate it when that happens. atomic wedgie.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (d7Ww2)

122 Herman's Hermits > Beatles.

Oh yes, I did.
Posted by: Allie at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (vmRc0)

And darn you to heck for 'I'm into something good' playing in my head right now.

Darn you!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (A5zUN)

With Frank Drebbin frolicking in the surf.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Actually Sort of Wroking at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (x8Wzq)

123 Don't squat with your spurs on.

Posted by: Texas cowboy wisdom at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (DMUuz)

124 107 Nothing so vicious as a woman who was spurned?
Posted by: Romeo13

Or spurred.
Even if they have a safe word

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (vd8XM)

Never have figured out how a safe word works, with a Ball gag.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (NgKpN)

125 I guess that dead intern story is really bugging her.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 21, 2020 03:57 PM (Hcso
------------------------------------------

Bingo.

Posted by: fly gal at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (6CtMt)

126 11
You mean THIS Mika, who had a yuge crush on Trump?

https://tinyurl.com/yd29ejsb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 03:54 PM (ptqGC)


Yes but Trump didn't invite her to the party. Totally justified.

Posted by: Wine Mom at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (BBfLI)

127 The Who > Kinks > Stones > Beatles

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (xPl2J)

128 Mika to Joe, " Did you kill her?"
No honey why would I do that? You know I love you. I swear it's a lie. That f'ing Trump trying to stir up trouble. Trust me I would never kill you.
Posted by: azalea city at May 21, 2020 04:05 PM (WX+x0)
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You know that thing where someone you know will say to you, out of the blue, "I would never hurt you"? That's a tell that they've just been thinking about hurting you.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (4o2K3)

129 do toads really squirm?

Is the Pope a sandwich?

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (QLPEO)

130 Doesn't sound like they think they're winning.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (uEbPt)

131 I like The Beatles, but I wonder what will become of their legacy when the Boomers are gone.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (sX1BW)

132 Jesus, Mika looks terrible and chubby.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 21, 2020 04:06 PM (p0Y1J)

What do you want me to do about it?

I can't save everyone, you know.

Go bother Mohammed.

Posted by: Jesus at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (cMznW)

133 That Imus tape of Scarborough laughing about having sex with and killing his intern has Meeka and Murderin' Joe mighty worried.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (+7yf7)

134 Time after time, it is our allegedly free press that proves itself to be the biggest censors of other peoples' speech.


Already mentioned that Mika and Joe have been oh so seriously discussing how literally crazy, mentally unbalance, you guyz is on their tv show?

Maybe Trump should file a complaint with the FCC?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

135 I never had even the slightest desire to sign up for Twitter. When I first heard about it, I thought, "A place where you can read whatever pops into every idiots head? That sounds like torture."

And I'm against torture. Especially of me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (xfb67)

136 Was going to ask, virus or legs, but when she spreads the latter, the former gets thrown in for free like an Earl Scheib special.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2020 04:04 PM (s2VJv)

It's all over the dark web.

And I'm not even talking about the internet...

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (Y8DtA)

137 Never have figured out how a safe word works, with a Ball gag.
Posted by: Romeo13

MMmfff

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (vd8XM)

138 129 do toads really squirm?

Is the Pope a sandwich?
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (QLPEO)

==========

No, no, no.

The pope is a Christmas movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (LvTSG)

139 And if Trump wasn't using his Twitter account, they'd be screaming about that, too.

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (jWe5r)

140
Nickelback > Beatles

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (nw6Hr)

141 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

142 COVID hermits > Herman's Hermits > Beatles

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

143 Don't squat with your spurs on.

Slavs never wear spurs

I like The Beatles, but I wonder what will become of their legacy when the Boomers are gone.

I think they will be more realistically examined as a fine band with some great material, but often overrated in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

144 I keep hoping he'll announce he's quitting that website because its scripted by retards and used by retards, and that he'll be using his own blog instead. Then, I would actually see his posts.

Posted by: blinded by the douche at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (BWODm)

145 At this point, I don't know what to expect any more. Part of me can see Twitter shutting off PDT despite taking a revenue hit. $$$ vs Orangemanbad

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (786Ro)

146 Willie Geist has always had a look of somebody being held hostage.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (p0Y1J)

147 Twitter abuse !

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (zr5Kq)

148 Pot, meet kettle.

Shutting down the POTUS would be a really bad idea for any social media platform.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (0QYMt)

149 And I'm against torture. Especially of me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (xfb67)

I think everyone is against that kind of torture.

Except masochists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (A5zUN)

150 Jesus, I need to win the lottery.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (QLPEO)

151 "His brain is squirming like a toad." One of those wince-worthy lines that damn near befouls an entire song.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (+7yf7)

152 And if Trump wasn't using his Twitter account, they'd be screaming about that, too.


He's all retarded like that great American Hero John McCain who's only fault was he wasn't computer savvy.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (vd8XM)

153 Nickelback > Beatles

Posted by: fixerupper



I think we've jumped the shark here

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (786Ro)

154 88 Can't wait for Dummy Juan Williams on The Five today.


*starts laughing out loud again*


MY President!!
------------

So, last night I finally watched the fantastic PBS show about Clarence Thomas.

They actually did an excellent job.

Please do yourself a favor and watch it. I think it may be on line for a few weeks over at PBS.

I only thought I had great respect for the man. I was wrong, it is now much, much higher. I teared up a couple of times. What a true patriot.


One thing: during the lying Anita Hill slander, they highlighed a particularly rancid and detestable article that came out in the WaPo, smearing Thomas at the height of the Senate hearings.

The author?

Why, Juan Williams, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (sy5kK)

155 Never have figured out how a safe word works, with a Ball gag.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM


MrrrrmmMMMMMFfffffffff!

Posted by: The Gimp at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (DMUuz)

156 No, no, no.

The pope is a Christmas movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
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I thought the Pope was a big jam doughnut with cream on the top.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (4o2K3)

157 Journalists should NOT be calling for censorship.



Pro tip Ted: They ain't journalists.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (qBbz7)

158

IT's TRUE! I read it in the spiderwebs that fill my Vajayjay!

And Anus!

Posted by: Mika Z at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (Re9MM)

159 If you could lick a toad and "trip", wouldn't they be selling them all over the place?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (NI4rU)

160 LOL, ban him, you still won't win.

Posted by: Menack at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (buTO7)

161 My safe word is 'Don't stop.'

Posted by: O'Barky MuhCracky at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (Y8DtA)

162 Mika's father is one of the main reasons we're in the crap we're in today. He helped China become who they are today.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (2DOZq)

163 Obviously, Trump has touched a nerve with Mika. My guess is because Mika is now hearing from other people and now has some doubts that maybe her husband really did do something bad. Rather than confront her husband and TV partner, she is confronting the person making the accusation. This is fairly common.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (sX1BW)

164 131 I like The Beatles, but I wonder what will become of their legacy when the Boomers are gone.


Posted by: SH at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (sX1BW)

Every generation will have its own pop boy-band, but only the boomers will pretend they invented music.

Posted by: blinded by the douche at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (BWODm)

165 Beach Boys >>>>> Beatles

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (A5zUN)

166 >>Jesus, Mika looks terrible and chubby.


Stress eating?

She has an eating disorder - maybe bulimia? - that she's written about.

Years ago she was freaking out over her teen daughter ordering a pizzaI, can you believe that?! Oh, so disgusting!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

167 Poll mentioned this point on Twitter, and it's a good one. Ban Trump, then he goes somewhere like Parler and the media has to go there to follow him. It destroys Twitter and puts an alternate social media platform in the spotlight.

With the exceptions of media types, I have no idea why any conservative is on Twitter.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (AFSld)

168 I wish Scarborough would hurry up and kill this bitch.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (uJwgo)

169 Why do I get the feeling these little weasels will be celebrating all their next president's sick Twitter burnz while he flouts the law, shits on the Constitution, packs the SC and destroys muh norms.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (uEbPt)

170 BTW, I wouldn't count on Dorsey NOT suspending Trump's account from twitter. Temporarily. He is a type of bitch that would do something like that.

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (zr5Kq)

171 The Who > Kinks > Stones > Beatles


You can argue about the order (spoiler: it's Stones first) but that's the correct family tree.

Everything started to go wrong with Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (gd9RK)

172 Nickelback > Beatles

Posted by: fixerupper


I think we've jumped the shark here
Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (786Ro)

------

Hyperbole bruh.

I HATE Nickelback.

I simply dont care for the Beatles.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (nw6Hr)

173 156 I thought the Pope was a big jam doughnut with cream on the top.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (4o2K3)

I thought the Pope was a Floor Wax.

Posted by: Allie at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (vmRc0)

174 Nickelback > Beatles
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (nw6Hr)

------------

Colplay>Nickelback>Beatles

Now this is proper shark jumping.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (WEBkv)

175 "His brain is squirming like a toad." One of those wince-worthy lines that damn near befouls an entire song.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (+7yf7)
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I needed a rhyme for "road", okay? And I was pretty f-in' high.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (4o2K3)

176 I was told that Retweets DO NOT MEAN agreement.

Maybe I'm wrong. I don't twatter.

Or maybe she's a dope.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (xptlg)

177 Everything started to go wrong with Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (gd9RK)

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Oh Poooh.

Now you went and tiggered me.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (nw6Hr)

178 > We need a Federal Law saying if you want to do business in the US, you need to abide by the Bill of Rights.


We could easily fix this by going back to the sane rules we had for over a century and a half.

1) You can be a "publisher", in which case you have full control over (and full responsibility for) for what you publish. For example, a newspaper.

2) You can be a "common carrier", in which case you have no control over, and no responsibility for, the information that is carried. For example, the telephone company.

Note that the privileges and responsibilities are commensurate.

A newspaper could refuse to print anything, but if they printed libel, they could be sued.

The phone company was required to provide service to anyone with the money, and had no control over what was said. For instance, if someone planned a crime over the phone, the phone company was not responsible.

Twatter, et al, want full control and no responsibility, which is a recipe for abuse (likewise no control and full responsibility).

If we went back to the sane model of publishers and common carriers, the Twatters and Facebooks would probably opt to be common carriers (i.e., no censorship). If they opted to be publishers, and control what was being said, the lawsuits from the millions of copyright violations that take place on their platforms every single day would soon bankrupt them.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (mNq/0)

179 >>Never have figured out how a safe word works, with a Ball gag.


Don't vorry, dahlink, you couldn't pronounce it anyway.

Posted by: VANDERSEXXX at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (bDqIh)

180 Everything started to go wrong with Led Zeppelin.

----------------------------

Um, what?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (xfb67)

181 155 Never have figured out how a safe word works, with a Ball gag.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM

MrrrrmmMMMMMFfffffffff!
Posted by: The Gimp at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM (DMUuz)

This is actually a good logistical question. I am assuming they can 'tap out' with some sort of gesture or 'throw a flag' on the play.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (A5zUN)

182
Is Mika bleeding out of her face... out of her wherever?

And does she still have that creepy ass shrine to Bob Mueller in her living room.

@MSNBC when will you start caring about womens' health?! Mika is mentally ill. Mika needs to be committed, and then have her organs harvested to help other women.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (h6CJG)

183 The Kinks were tremendously underrated, and its sad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

184 Posted by: Wyatt Earp

I'm on twitter to post conservative articles and such. Oh, and to insult the Left.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (uJwgo)

185 Watched the video.

Mika, you ignorant slut.

Joe just MAY BE a murder. There wasn't an adequate investigation done and EVERYONE knows it.

Also, NOT most "believe he's botched this thing" you generalizing cuuntbag.

GOSH it's hard not to hate these people.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Wait.

There's something about Joe Scorborough and a dead intern?

Or is it something else?

Posted by: Synova at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (BD/yx)

187 Beach Boys >>>>> Beatles
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM


This.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (DMUuz)

188 "'His brain is squirming like a toad.' One of those wince-worthy lines that damn near befouls an entire song."

Yup. One for me is "And even if you do, keep kissing my hind." in that REO Speedwagon song. I can hear it coming, and I reflexively reach to change the station.

Posted by: Chris M at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (eAZVt)

189 Seb Gorka just said Judge Sullivan has 10 days to make up his mind what he is going to do by a higher 3 judge court.

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (ZCEU2)

190 164
131 I like The Beatles, but I wonder what will become of their legacy when the Boomers are gone.





Posted by: SH at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (sX1BW)



Every generation will have its own pop boy-band, but only the boomers will pretend they invented music.

Posted by: blinded by the douche at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (BWODm)


That and sex.

Posted by: 29+29+29 at May 21, 2020 04:13 PM (BBfLI)

191 I wish Scarborough would hurry up and kill this bitch.
Posted by: Dr Spank


You know he wants to.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (QLPEO)

192 "His brain is squirming like a toad." One of those wince-worthy lines that damn near befouls an entire song.

I like it, its a great line even if toads don't squirm. It gives an awful, disturbing image, a concept of foul and disgusting corruption.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

193 Awesome video, Jane D' Oh!

Posted by: fly gal at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (6CtMt)

194 Nice "deceptively edited" chyron, MSNBC.

Posted by: pookysgirl, eye-roller extraordinaire at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (XKZwp)

195 I am Spartacus Trump's manager!

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (FASvy)

196 117 I'm an engineer not an attorney but if twatter did that, I would think they would be labeled publishers faster than you can say "You're fucked Jack" and sued into oblivion.

But that is just a wild ass guess.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 21, 2020 04:06 PM (pw+jk

The investors run that company-Jack isn't going to do anything.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (KXkkH)

197
Colplay>Nickelback>Beatles

Now this is proper shark jumping.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (WEBkv)


What is "a trifecta of overrated shit?"

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

198 49 No one would know or care if Trump was kicked off Twitter. President Obama getting kicked off, on the other hand, would crash the platform since he has WAY more followers.
Posted by: No at May 21, 2020 03:58 PM (/ACWN)

LOL I'm glad you're back, that's good.

Posted by: Cindy McCain at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Kpl3J)

199 Never have figured out how a safe word works, with a Ball gag.
Posted by: Romeo13

MMmfff
Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (vd8XM)
.......

MMilff

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

200 I want Twitter to lose it's status as a platform, become a publisher, and be barred from ever banning anyone for anything.

Twitter would then go the way of Gab: it would continue to exist but few people would care because it's so unpleasant and filled with racist trolls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

201 183
The Kinks were tremendously underrated, and its sad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


No they weren't. They were about as listenable as Steely Dan.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (T6t7i)

202

Joe is always giving me these supplements, says they will help me... but they smell funny, like, I dunno, heavy metals or something...

Posted by: Mika Z at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Re9MM)

203 There's something about Joe Scorborough and a dead intern?

-----

When he was a shitweasel congress critter. One of his interns died in his office, on his desk. Hit her head.

He left soon after.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:15 PM (nw6Hr)

204 Mika honey, if Trump is committing libel, use your legal recourse and SUE him. Of course, that would invite counter suits that you might not win, but that's the proper way to do it in this country.

Posted by: jim at May 21, 2020 04:15 PM (DF+pC)

205 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 04:12 PM (mNq/0)

Truthfully these companies are in a bad place.

EU and China both want to be able to censor OUR content.

And are passing LAWS to do so.

We are not passing laws to protect free speech however, so their is no countervailing business reason NOT to censor us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:15 PM (NgKpN)

206 If you could lick a toad and "trip", wouldn't they be selling them all over the place?


Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 21, 2020 04:10 PM

---

Yep, just like those "stories" about feeding alka seltzer to sea gulls and watching them explode.


If that were true there would be thousands of videos on youttube but there isn't a single one.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 21, 2020 04:15 PM (JUOKG)

207 >>At this point, I don't know what to expect any more. Part of me can see Twitter shutting off PDT despite taking a revenue hit. $$$ vs Orangemanbad


Think it was last weekend where Trump tweeted video of a Michelle Malkin speech where she decries tech censorship, and they removed the video.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2020 04:15 PM (bDqIh)

208 >>>I'm on twitter to post conservative articles and such. Oh, and to insult the Left.


I just don't get the media conservatives arguing, "If we leave then they win." They already won. Cons are getting banned all the time. It's like Washington throwing all his Revolutionary troops to defend NYC. Who gives a fuck? Let the Brits have that shithole.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 04:15 PM (AFSld)

209
One thing: during the lying Anita Hill slander, they highlighed a particularly rancid and detestable article that came out in the WaPo, smearing Thomas at the height of the Senate hearings.

The author?

Why, Juan Williams, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Juan is a worshiper of Thurgood Marshall. Thomas took the "Marshall seat" which was to go only to a leftist black.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2020 04:15 PM (aKsyK)

210 Why are we arguing about old bands when there is far more shit music being produced today?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:15 PM (xfb67)

211 204
Mika honey, if Trump is committing libel, use your legal recourse and
SUE him. Of course, that would invite counter suits that you might not
win, but that's the proper way to do it in this country.


Posted by: jim at May 21, 2020 04:15 PM (DF+pC)

Also go ahead and sue Twitter while you're at it.

Posted by: jim at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (DF+pC)

212 No point in responding to Mika's tweets. Her fans aren't bright enough to understand that she wants to stomp all over free speech.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (+lVUW)

213 Why the long face? Did Tigger hold you down, and... Mr. Mistoffelees rape you?

You fool. I would only have kept her for a little while. And I would have sent her back... more worthy.

Posted by: Mr. Mistoffelees at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (ObSq3)

214 Appeals court in Flynn case orders judge to explain his actions : https://tinyurl.com/ybap4ta7

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (uJwgo)

215 The Beatles made Sgt Peppers in reaction to Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys, because it was so beyond what anyone was doing at the time.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (NI4rU)

216 When he was a shitweasel congress critter. One of his interns died in his office, on his desk. Hit her head.



He left soon after.

Posted by: fixerupper


It was okay, though, because he sent himself an e-mail saying to do everything by the book.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (T6t7i)

217 After Mika speaks to Trump, she could throw her panties against the wall and they would stick.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (p0Y1J)

218 Lyrics that damage my enjoyment of a song, the most prominent one has to be from Rocket Man

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them
If you did"

That and

"in this world in which we're living"

from Live and Let Die

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

219
Eh, I got my cred. I once got arrested for trying to bodily remove Chad Kroger from a concert stage. Because Nickelback is that lame.

But they're still better than saccharine hippie pop. Had I been around the sixties I might have actually managed to hurl John Lennon from a riser. It was a simpler time.

*sigh*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (h6CJG)

220 There are groups I don't hate, but I'm past burnt out on the oversaturation and needless hype:

Fab Four
Stones
The Who
Zepplin
The Doors
Pink Floyd

I could go on, but you get the idea.

Posted by: Fortcoins at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (1vIuC)

221 A misery of Karens.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (lcQJG)

222 195 I am Spartacus Trump's manager!
Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (FASvy)

This just made me think of something.

Trump is the loose cannon police detective and we are the gruff, whiskey drinking, chain smoking Police Chief who defends him to the hilt- because he gets results!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (A5zUN)

223 I'm starting to get the feeling that the Left really never wanted the "fairness" in the Fairness Doctrine.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (uEbPt)

224 Homewrecker Mika and Morning Schmoe can't sleep at night knowing they helped elect PDT.

Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (hOMhY)

225 214 Appeals court in Flynn case orders judge to explain his actions : https://tinyurl.com/ybap4ta7
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (uJwgo)

==========

"Orange Man Bad and Flynn made me look like dummy!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

226 Mika, if it smells like bitter almonds it's Vitamin Awesome.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (QLPEO)

227 Why are we arguing about old bands when there is far more shit music being produced today?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:15 PM (xfb67)

----

I look at "most played on Amazon Music" and go WHO *ARE* THESE PEOPLE???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (nw6Hr)

228 209. A real analysis would ponder why the left has not appointed other leftist black, a segment of the legal field that is plentiful. There is nothing that would limit them to just appointing one "black." Of course, the answer would make Juan's head hurt.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (svbBD)

229 >>>Why are we arguing about old bands when there is far more shit music being produced today?


Lookin' at you, Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (AFSld)

230 138 129 do toads really squirm?

Is the Pope a sandwich?
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 04:07 PM (QLPEO)

==========

No, no, no.

The pope is a Christmas movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:08 PM (LvTSG)

139 And if Trump

The Christmas Sandwich: A Johnny Coldcuts Holiday Special

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (0QYMt)

231 They were about as listenable as Steely Dan.

I agree completely. Oh you're saying that as if it were a criticism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

232 Clock is ticking Judge Sullivan, time to shit or get off the pot.

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2020 04:18 PM (ZCEU2)

233 Those tweets are a visual representation of the second order effects of the lockdown. Isolation is not good for the mental health of those afflicted with liberalism.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at May 21, 2020 04:18 PM (kzyjy)

234 I want Twitter to lose it's status as a platform, become a publisher, and be barred from ever banning anyone for anything.

Twitter would then go the way of Gab: it would continue to exist but few people would care because it's so unpleasant and filled with racist trolls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:14 PM (LvTSG)


Twatter is a hybrid of both, a platform an a publisher. I didn't know that was doable, but they're doing it and no one is stopping them, so it will NEVER happen.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

235 I could go on, but you get the idea.
Posted by: Fortcoins at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (1vIuC)

I agree on the oversaturation. I OD'd on Zepplin in high school. I OD'd on the Doors without even having to actively listen to them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:18 PM (A5zUN)

236 I look at "most played on Amazon Music" and go WHO *ARE* THESE PEOPLE???

Unknown person with another person you don't know, featuring someone else who you've never heard of

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

237 Beach Boys >>>>> Beatles

I recall my older brothers arguing who made better music, Beach Boys or Stones. American vs British. Now I have all their albums.

Sometime in the 70s I took my then girlfriend to Village Inn Pizza to see Doug Sahms. He autographed a 'Rain, Rain, Rain' 45 pressed by the Bacon Fat label.

Posted by: DanMan at May 21, 2020 04:18 PM (XTiHL)

238 I look at "most played on Amazon Music" and go WHO *ARE* THESE PEOPLE???

_________________________

Spotify suggested Billie Eilish to me!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:18 PM (xfb67)

239 I REALLY want Twitter to kick Trump off of their platform.


oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 04:18 PM (pnfZk)

240 Appeals court in Flynn case orders judge to explain his actions : https://tinyurl.com/ybap4ta7
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (uJwgo)

==========



Flaming Skull ???

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (zr5Kq)

241 Why are we arguing about old bands


The Stones are still great and relevant. New song about the Wuhans:

https://youtu.be/LNNPNweSbp8

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (gd9RK)

242 There's a bathroom on the right.

Posted by: John Fogarty at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (4o2K3)

243 >>>Twatter is a hybrid of both, a platform an a publisher. I didn't know that was doable, but they're doing it and no one is stopping them, so it will NEVER happen.


But Miss Lindsey said he'll have hearings!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (AFSld)

244 I like The Beatles, but I wonder what will become of their legacy when the Boomers are gone.

I think they will be more realistically examined as a fine band with some great material, but often overrated in the past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

The problem with the Beatles is the cult of personality that got built around them and that's because critics and tastemakers have zero understanding of music.

They're far from my favorite band but they influenced damn near every musician that came after. Same reason Hendrix Hendrix always lands on top of every list of best guitarist. Soooo many bands from the 70s and on cite the Beatles.

Posted by: Jesus at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (cMznW)

245 I agree that, like Journey, Led Zeppelin and the Eagles get better the less you hear them. They really are damned good but... way over played to the point of nausea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

246 I'm not on the Twatterz and don't read it until someone here links to something interesting. What, exactly, is this ditz complaining about? What has Trump said that has offended her Karen sensibilities and would qualify as violating Twatterz's rules?

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (O+I8R)

247 Watching the video that Jane D'oh posted, I'm going to go ahead and throw out there that Mika has been banged by The Donald.

THAT'S right I SAID IT.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

248 240

Flaming Skull ???
Posted by: runner at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (zr5Kq)

=========

Nah.

The appeals court removing Sullivan or giving him firm instructions to accept the dismissal would be skull worthy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

249 Mika?

Pffft.

When you're ready for a real thought leader, leave her with the rest, and come to the best.

Posted by: Joy Behar at May 21, 2020 04:20 PM (DMUuz)

250

Had not seen Married With Children since it went off the air.

Saw 3 episodes last night.

Jebus, still SO funny, even when sober! Really has held up. If you have a sense of humor anyway. I'm sure the SJWankers hate it.

May have to consider a boxed set for the bunker.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Re9MM)

251 gah. s/o

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Y8DtA)

252 Why are we arguing about old bands when there is far more shit music being produced today?

Of course. The crap bands of today haven't had time to be forgotten for all the dreck they produce. The only bands of yesterday we remember are the good ones. Well, that and Steely Dan.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2020 04:20 PM (T6t7i)

253 Just getting this in the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 04:20 PM (ADuZP)

254
I may be a technical boomer.... but Killswitch Engage, Tool, Avenged Sevenfold, Fozzy, Disturbed etc all have a place on my playlists.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:21 PM (nw6Hr)

255 Fuck that miserable bitch

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:21 PM (saFIS)

256 Watching the video that Jane D'oh posted, I'm going to go ahead and throw out there that Mika has been banged by The Donald.



THAT'S right I SAID IT.
----------

I think its more likely that her best friend was.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2020 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

257 Scuse me while I kiss this guy...

Posted by: Fortcoins at May 21, 2020 04:21 PM (1vIuC)

258
Sticks > Stones > Bones > Names


Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2020 04:21 PM (z0XD8)

259 245 I agree that, like Journey, Led Zeppelin and the Eagles get better the less you hear them. They really are damned good but... way over played to the point of nausea.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

Agree on everything but the Eagles. I start looking for the .45 when I hear the Eagles.

It's them or me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:21 PM (A5zUN)

260 I agree that, like Journey, Led Zeppelin and the Eagles get better the less you hear them. They really are damned good but... way over played to the point of nausea.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)


Had their full catalog been out there for play, you'd likely think differently, but since they only play the same fucking 4 songs over and over and over and over, I get your point.

Gee radio stations, can I hear Welcome to the Jungle AGAIN!!!????

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

261 A group of Karens is not called a klatch.

It's "a pester of Karens."

Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2020 04:21 PM (SAGMw)

262 Trump should tweet that she needs another facelift -- because that last one was clearly botched. Perhaps hire Michael Avenatti to sue the last doctor on her behalf.

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (FASvy)

263 Love the song but: "I've never been a sinner. I never sinned." OK then.

And New Order's "Age of Consent": "You're not the kind to try and tell me, about the birds and bees." A line so rancid they never sang it live.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (+7yf7)

264 Sponge - China is asshoe!

She should be grateful. Didn't one of his wives issue a press release saying "Best sex ever?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (u82oZ)

265 Musically, Tool is great. Just don't read the lyrics.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (xfb67)

266 I think its more likely that her best friend was.


Posted by: SH


Joe Scarborough? I didn't think Trump swung that way, but ok.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (T6t7i)

267 Watching the video that Jane D'oh posted, I'm going to go ahead and throw out there that Mika has been banged by The Donald.

THAT'S right I SAID IT.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM


Just how did you finger that out?

Posted by: Joe Biden, Esq. at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (DMUuz)

268 I got Married With Children on DVD for Christmas. I think it's funnier now considering how subversive and politically incorrect it is by contemporary standards.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (xPl2J)

269 231 They were about as listenable as Steely Dan.

I agree completely. Oh you're saying that as if it were a criticism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

Paranoia will destroy ya!

Posted by: Cindy McCain at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (Kpl3J)

270 Maybe it's just their early stuff, but I find the Beatles simple to the point of boredom. I listen to 'Can't Buy Me Love', and I start noticing how repetitious the notes and chords are.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (ObSq3)

271 She must really be afraid he'll be re-elected. Wants to shut down one of his speaking platforms.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (+lVUW)

272 Gee Mika, if only China were in control of twitter.

And, a Bureau of Karens?
Maybe a Cadence of Karens? For the phonetic value.

Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2020 04:23 PM (G7bj9)

273 Mika's mouth is big and long.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 21, 2020 04:23 PM (9PtLS)

274 Love the song but: "I've never been a sinner. I never sinned." OK then.

--

NEITHER GOD NOR MAN'S GOT NUTHIN' ON ME NOW!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 04:23 PM (ADuZP)

275 Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Re9MM)

Wife and I love that show

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:23 PM (saFIS)

276 People have very strong opinions about which band of communists produces the best tunes.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 21, 2020 04:23 PM (svbBD)

277 I got Married With Children on DVD for Christmas. I think it's funnier now considering how subversive and politically incorrect it is by contemporary standards.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (xPl2J)

Dead To Me with Christina Applegate is good. Surprise appearance in season 2 by Katie Sagal.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2020 04:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

278 It might go something like the Obama song:

Mmm
Mmm
Mmm

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 04:23 PM (uEbPt)

279 What's that? Hawaiian noises?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2020 04:23 PM (aKsyK)

280 I was in a distant land, then I heard someone typing about the Beatles, and here I am.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:24 PM (lwiT4)

281

A radio station in one AO I work in is known as the "All Elton" station. It's an actual drinking game to flip to the station and take a shot if The John is On...

The program director minces and lisps.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 21, 2020 04:24 PM (Re9MM)

282 A group of Karens is not called a klatch.

It's "a pester of Karens."

Posted by: RKae


A privilege of Karens.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2020 04:24 PM (qBbz7)

283
gree on everything but the Eagles. I start looking for the .45 when I hear the Eagles.

It's them or me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:21 PM (A5zUN)

-----

Ok.... chill out Desperado.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:24 PM (nw6Hr)

284 268 I got Married With Children on DVD for Christmas. I think it's funnier now considering how subversive and politically incorrect it is by contemporary standards.
Posted by: Mark1971


I watch SCTV on youtube. I can't believe what they got away with.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2020 04:24 PM (+lVUW)

285 And I'll make the same joke again. It's a Krazy Koven of Karen's. The new KKK and no FBI informants needed. They'll all tell on themselves.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:24 PM (saFIS)

286 Afternoon all

Busy day..saw more than a few patients, more emergencies tomorrow
Saw my Accountant
Did some shopping at a small bakery that had other stuff also near my accountant

What virus? Life is ok.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:24 PM (85Gof)

287 Mika actually has the classic Karen haircut too

Posted by: keena at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (RiTnx)

288 I was in a distant land, then I heard someone typing about the Beatles, and here I am.

hmmm...catchy.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (QLPEO)

289 Nah.

The appeals court removing Sullivan or giving him firm instructions to accept the dismissal would be skull worthy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

This was a good first step - they had the option of dismissing the filing without comment. And Judge Sullivan is gonna have to do some pretty fancy tap dancing to explain what he's done here, I imagine he's going to have Weissman writing all weekend to try and come up with an explanation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (Kpl3J)

290 Been listening to Ozzey's Boneyard on Sirius Radio lately.

Lots of stuff I have never heard before.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (NgKpN)

291 I'm going to tweet to Mika : If you ever feel like you're in danger, please contact the police. We worry about you.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (uJwgo)

292 Appeals court in Flynn case orders judge to explain his actions : https://tinyurl.com/ybap4ta7
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (uJwgo)


This will be interesting, at least they cited a case and didn't just throw it out.

Your move Sullivan you asshoe

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (M+Lyo)

293 Agree on everything but the Eagles. I start looking for the .45 when I hear the Eagles.

It's them or me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:21 PM (A5zUN)


A Peaceful, Easy Feeling

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

294 I was in a distant land, then I heard someone typing about the Beatles, and here I am.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:24 PM


Sadly, the Cubs still have zero wins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (DMUuz)

295 You know who sang Fooled Around and Fell in Love? The guy who was the singer of Starship, thats who.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (NI4rU)

296 I have a friend, another conservative dentist, who's sister in florida got into the elevator at her condo...seems she did not have a mask on and 2 karens in the elevator reported her and she is being fined. Anywhere from 200 to 1000 dollars. LOL.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (85Gof)

297 276 People have very strong opinions about which band of communists produces the best tunes.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 21, 2020 04:23 PM (svbBD)

Marty Robbins would like a word with you:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2274zj

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (A5zUN)

298 I'm weird about Ozzy, I loved Black Sabbath, but pretty much nothing he did after.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (xfb67)

299 Doesn't Mika have access to a battalion of NBC lawyers ?

So actually she doesn't want action against PDT , she just wants to posture and whine.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (pnfZk)

300
I watch SCTV on youtube. I can't believe what they got away with.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2020 04:24 PM (+lVUW)

Even on SNL - imagine them running something like the Ambiguously Gay Duo today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)

301 Music, movies and beauty.

Subjects that elicit brotherhood , consensus and harmony.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (2DOZq)

302 Nah.

The appeals court removing Sullivan or giving him firm instructions to accept the dismissal would be skull worthy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (LvTSG)


yes; post from the link suggest something else.

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (zr5Kq)

303 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (Kpl3J)

I think them ordering the Judge to dismiss will really help with Flynn's coming Wrongful Prosecution and Denial of Civil Rights lawsuits.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (NgKpN)

304 289 Nah.

The appeals court removing Sullivan or giving him firm instructions to accept the dismissal would be skull worthy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

This was a good first step - they had the option of dismissing the filing without comment. And Judge Sullivan is gonna have to do some pretty fancy tap dancing to explain what he's done here, I imagine he's going to have Weissman writing all weekend to try and come up with an explanation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

Almost like the writ of mandamus might have some merit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

305 Sadly, the Cubs still have zero wins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (DMUuz)



They're still tied for first place though.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (lwiT4)

306 I got Married With Children on DVD for Christmas. I think it's funnier now considering how subversive and politically incorrect it is by contemporary standards.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (xPl2J)

And yet I grew up thinking standards and codes all got relaxed over time.

Extraordinary how the Left has managed to actually make things more restrictive.

Seems cursing and sexing in front of the kids was the end goal. But the truth had to go.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (uEbPt)

307 So the mandamus in the Flynn case will be heard by a 3 judge panel.

2 Reagan and 1 Trump appointees.

Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (SJDa9)

308 Ok.... chill out Desperado.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:24 PM (nw6Hr)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT IS ANOTHER ONE OF THE OVERPLAYED ASSHAT SONGS!

Posted by: BEN ROTHELISBURGER at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (A5zUN)

309
A Peaceful, Easy Feeling
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

That one's up there with James Taylor for music that will actively wither you genitals.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (h6CJG)

310 Musically, Tool is great. Just don't read the lyrics.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (xfb67)

-----

As a self described old fuck.... I really got into Avenged Sevenfold. I think that band could have been popular in the 80s.

Plus... they about as conservative as a Rock Band can get.

I was really bummed when the Rev died.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (nw6Hr)

311 Gun Thread?

Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (+c1jw)

312 My Pimp: SiriusXM just rolled a ton of all-one-band channels, including an all-AC/DC channel.

Aetius: Bob Dylan actually came out as an Eagles fan on his recently 18-minute single song about the JFK assassination, "Murder Most Foul."

Mark1971 and nerdygirl, I wanna get that DVD box set of Married With Children. It's incredibly well priced, less than $50 I believe for every episode.

I used to look down on MWC, then I got to read Lysistrata by Aristophanes in college, and OMG... it played almost exactly like a classic MWC episode.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (L2ZTs)

313 307 So the mandamus in the Flynn case will be heard by a 3 judge panel.

2 Reagan and 1 Trump appointees.

Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (SJDa9)

==========

Where are they when it comes to couthness?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

314 I have a friend, another conservative dentist, who's sister in florida got into the elevator at her condo...seems she did not have a mask on and 2 karens in the elevator reported her and she is being fined. Anywhere from 200 to 1000 dollars. LOL.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (85Gof)


WOW ! can they do that ? they can't issue fines willy nilly.

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (zr5Kq)

315 I have a friend, another conservative dentist, who's sister in florida got into the elevator at her condo...seems she did not have a mask on and 2 karens in the elevator reported her and she is being fined. Anywhere from 200 to 1000 dollars. LOL.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (85Gof)

--

ADA, bitches.

I can't wear one, and you can't ask me why.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (ADuZP)

316 40
One of the best commenters here!

Posted by: Jmel at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (OeWgo)

317 grammie winger

One of the three shrines to Jordy Nelson will soon be no more. Nelson's Landing, the only restaurant in the northern part of the County, and run by Jordy's parents, will not reopen.

Very sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (u82oZ)

318 I look at "most played on Amazon Music" and go WHO *ARE* THESE PEOPLE???
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:17 PM (nw6Hr)

I TRY to listen to some of the new stuff and can't figure out why they get airplay-it is clearly awful.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (KXkkH)

319 You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (DMUuz)

320 We all knew this, Mika, but you're not the brightest bulb in the box are yo?u because you just revealed what we also know, that mainstream urinalists and media spokespeople don't report the facts. They report what the want us to know-they want to control what we think.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (+eVzC)

321 Appeals court in Flynn case orders judge to explain his actions : https://tinyurl.com/ybap4ta7
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2020 04:16 PM (uJwgo)
++++++++++
An federal appeals court Thursday accepted Michael Flynn's request to have the district judge overseeing his case removed and has ordered that judge to explain why he has gone to such great lengths to avoid the Justice Department's request to dismiss the case.

A special three-judge panel has been appointed to review the matter. A June 1 deadline has been set to respond to the request. The Justice Department has reportedly also been invited to weigh in on the matter.


So what does this mean as far as Flynn goes? Is it going to a new judge now to rubber-stamp this, or is it waiting for June 1 for Sullivan to offer up a mealy-mouthed rationalization?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (hYcqw)

322
The Stones are still great and relevant. New song about the Wuhans:

https://youtu.be/LNNPNweSbp8
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:19 PM (gd9RK)


That shit's FUNNY right there.

The Stones have sounded EXACTLY the same since Tattoo You.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

323 Yud: take it easy!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (L2ZTs)

324 Still watching my six.

Posted by: Meeka at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (EgshT)

325 276: That's easy. The Clash.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (MVR7y)

326 301 Music, movies and beauty.

Subjects that elicit brotherhood , consensus and harmony.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (2DOZq)

OK, I'll bite.

Stones or Beatles?

Star Wars vs. Star Trek?

Ginger or Mary Anne?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (NgKpN)

327 >>>It's incredibly well priced, less than $50 I believe for every episode.



only $25

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (xPl2J)

328 Even on SNL - imagine them running something like the Ambiguously Gay Duo today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)
------
How about In Living Color's "Men on Film"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (4o2K3)

329 Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (nw6Hr)

Still waiting for a conservative rapper.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (saFIS)

330 Sponge, not exactly.
On their most recent album Blue & Lonesome, the Stoned did a great job of sounding very bluesy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)

331 253
Just getting this in the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 04:20 PM (ADuZP)

____________


Take a page out of the Obama administration's job numbers -- make it "lives saved or created" an add in all births since then.

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (FASvy)

332 328. That was a fantastic sketch.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (svbBD)

333
PRESIDENT TUMP!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (EGyGV)

334 As a self described old fuck.... I really got into Avenged Sevenfold. I think that band could have been popular in the 80s.

I read that as Avenged Seinfeld. That would be something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)

335 Mark1971, I'm sold!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)

336 Anywhere from 200 to 1000 dollars. LOL.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (85Gof)

We are not going to arrest you, we are just going to annoy the fuck out of you until you rise up in a tidal wave and drown us all in a sea of blood! Then we win!
-Your Betters

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (A5zUN)

337 Does no one remember the creepy Obama song all the kids sang?

Barack Hussein Obama
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm

He tries so hard to save the Earth
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (uEbPt)

338 Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (4o2K3)

Hated it!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (saFIS)

339 So what does this mean as far as Flynn goes? Is it going to a new judge now to rubber-stamp this, or is it waiting for June 1 for Sullivan to offer up a mealy-mouthed rationalization?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (hYcqw)

Looks like they gave the Judge 10 days to give his side of the story.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

340 Good thing I got rid of that sexy intern outfit that Joe likes so much.

Posted by: Meeka at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (EgshT)

341 Did Trump mention Joe killing interns?

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (4hmZU)

342 "It is chicken, it is eggs, it is right between your legs."

Put down the bong, Peter Gabriel. we sit through 2 entire albums of your drug-trip concept album and THIS is the payoff? And "It's only knock and knowal but I like it?" WTF was that shit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (+7yf7)

343 Where are they when it comes to couthness?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:

That's all that matters.

And certainly all I'm watching for.

/

Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (SJDa9)

344 One of the three shrines to Jordy Nelson will soon
be no more. Nelson's Landing, the only restaurant in the northern part
of the County, and run by Jordy's parents, will not reopen.



Very sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (u82oZ)



Oh no - that IS sad! Is it because of they went under during the current unpleasantness, or did they just retire?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (lwiT4)

345 Last rapper I liked was Biggie Smalls. It's been dead to me ever since.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (xfb67)

346
She should be grateful. Didn't one of his wives issue a press release saying "Best sex ever?"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 04:22 PM (u82oZ)


That headline is actually in that video.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

347 Gun Thread?
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM


The upcoming new 4473 allows 'non-.binary' as a 3rd gender choice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (DMUuz)

348 OK, I'll bite.

Stones or Beatles?

Star Wars vs. Star Trek?

Ginger or Mary Anne?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (NgKpN)
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1. Beatles
2. Star Trek
3. Mary Ann
4. Don't judge me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (4o2K3)

349 Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM (nw6Hr)

Still waiting for a conservative rapper.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (saFIS)

-----

Not a Kanye fan ????

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:31 PM (nw6Hr)

350 305 Sadly, the Cubs still have zero wins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (DMUuz)



They're still tied for first place though.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (lwiT4)


Go Mariners!

Tied for first, and May is nearly over!

They haven't been this good for many years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2020 04:31 PM (sy5kK)

351 The thing is, I think homosexual men thought Men on Film was hilarious, so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

352 How about In Living Color's "Men on Film"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:28 PM (4o2K3)

I give it two snaps up with a twist!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2020 04:31 PM (+7yf7)

353 I assume she's complaining because Trump implied the woman who died in her husbands office, the woman who was a physically fit distance runner, who died of blunt force trauma, that it might not have been due to a heart condition?

That's what she's calling libel?

Fine, Mika, let's have an investigation on the young woman's death. What she was doing there, who else was there, how the heart attack was diagnosed, what sorts of symptoms she was having before she collapsed and banged her head on something... in your husband's office.

Let's look into it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2020 04:31 PM (hku12)

354 I used to look down on MWC, then I got to read Lysistrata by Aristophanes in college, and OMG... it played almost exactly like a classic MWC episode.
Posted by: qdpsteve

That had not occurred to me but you are right. Actually there are several Old Classics that fit the mold, plus Shakespeare and some Chinese poems...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 21, 2020 04:31 PM (Re9MM)

355 Democracy dies in darkness when journalists smother it with a blackout curtain.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at May 21, 2020 04:31 PM (Cbv9I)

356 I'm pretty sure they do field test stuff through the media mouthpieces to gauge reaction.

A few months back Maddow said "they" should do something absolutely outlandish and I think the next day or two or two it happened.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (uEbPt)

357 On their most recent album Blue & Lonesome, the Stoned did a great job of sounding very bluesy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)


I'll take your word for it since I haven't listened to them in 25 years, but that song video he posted sounded like that Tattoo You crap in the first 15 seconds, so I clicked the X......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Stones or Beatles?

Star Wars vs. Star Trek?

Ginger or Mary Anne?

1. Stones
2. UFO
3. Dorothy Hammill

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (Boy/L)

359 Last rapper I liked was Biggie Smalls. It's been dead to me ever since.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (xfb67

You don't like Lil Dicky?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (2DOZq)

360 Never been a fan of Mick Jagger's faggotry.

Posted by: Chris M at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (eAZVt)

361 Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:31 PM (nw6Hr)

I dig him alot. Dont think he's necessarily conservative.

Speaking on In Living Color- The adventures of Handyman.

Jesus that was hilarious and would not fly today.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (saFIS)

362 Still waiting for a conservative rapper.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (saFIS)

_________


Isn't Mark Wahlberg AKA Marky-Mark conservative?

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (FASvy)

363 Often I find its best not to really read the lyrics of pop and rock songs you like because they almost always let you down. What you had in your mind is usually better than the reality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

364 305
Sadly, the Cubs still have zero wins.



Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:25 PM (DMUuz)



They're still tied for first place though.


Posted by: grammie winger


The Pirates are 12 games back in last place.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (MVR7y)

365
The upcoming new 4473 allows 'non-.binary' as a 3rd gender choice.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (DMUuz)

-----

Please tell me you are jesting.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (nw6Hr)

366 Looks like they gave the Judge 10 days to give his side of the story.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

Is there a legit side to his story?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (85Gof)

367 362 Still waiting for a conservative rapper.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (saFIS)

_________


Isn't Mark Wahlberg AKA Marky-Mark conservative?
Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (FASvy)

==========

He's a good Boston Catholic.

So, probably rabidly pro-abortion and lifelong Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

368 355 Democracy dies in darkness when journalists smother it with a blackout curtain.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at May 21, 2020 04:31 PM (Cbv9I)

or like a Supreme Court Judge with a Pillow?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (NgKpN)

369 Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (2DOZq)

He's corny.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (saFIS)

370 Back to on topic: Mika has a large responsibility in electing Trump.

I was a big Morning Joe fan back then. Trump called in three times a week and they put him on the air. Other campaigns complained that they gave Trump too much air time and MJ would say here's our phone number. If you want your candidate on the air have him or her call in.

Trump provided content. None of the Dems or Reps called in because they were afraid of the gaffes. So Trump got heard three or four times a week.

They thought it was just airwave fodder and there was no chance that Trump would win. They hate themselves for enabling it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (gd9RK)

371

Mika, that's not what I heard you screening while dad was fucking your brains out!

Posted by: Don Trump jr. at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (Re9MM)

372 I have a friend, another conservative dentist, who's sister in florida got into the elevator at her condo...seems she did not have a mask on and 2 karens in the elevator reported her and she is being fined. Anywhere from 200 to 1000 dollars. LOL.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (85Gof)

--

ADA, bitches.

I can't wear one, and you can't ask me why.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



From our very own hogmartin:

I am exempt from any ordinance requiring face mask usage in public.
Wearing a face mask poses mental or physical risk to me.

Under the ADA, I sm not required to disclose any medical condition to you.

From Hog Martin

https://stoatnet.org/maskcard.jpg

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (qBbz7)

373 You don't like Lil Dicky?

Only if I'm desperate.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (EgshT)

374
I was born in a welfare state
Ruled by bureaucracy
Controlled by civil servants
And people dressed in grey
Got no privacy, got no liberty
Cos the twentieth century people
Took it all away from me.

R. Davies

Posted by: Glenn John at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (LilNs)

375 I have a thing for coconut bras.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

376 Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (FASvy)

Lmao even if he is he doesn't qualify as a rapper

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (saFIS)

377 347 Gun Thread?
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM

The upcoming new 4473 allows 'non-.binary' as a 3rd gender choice.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (DMUuz)
--------
I heard about that. Nice to see additional disqualifying questions,

Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (+c1jw)

378 366 Looks like they gave the Judge 10 days to give his side of the story.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

Is there a legit side to his story?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (85Gof)

MESSENGER!!!!!

/waves a white flag

Don't shoot!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (NgKpN)

379 I kinda like *some* Kanye West, I have to admit. "Power" and "Stronger" are both seriously great jams. Especially the part in the former where he tells the cast of SNL to kiss his asshole.

"Jesus Walks" is a freakin masterpiece.

And his 808s and Heartbreak album has no swearing and is pretty groovy. Plus "Jesus is King" has some great jams.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (+7yf7)

380 Still waiting for a conservative rapper.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (saFIS)

Kid Rock started off as a semi rapper.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (2DOZq)

381 grammie winger

They went under due to the shutdown. But they are also saying they will spend more time with family. The employees, and the local town of 400, hardest hit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (u82oZ)

382 Speaking on In Living Color- The adventures of Handyman.

Jesus that was hilarious and would not fly today.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (saFIS)
------
Homey D. Clown probably wouldn't, either.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (4o2K3)

383 337 Does no one remember the creepy Obama song all the kids sang?

Barack Hussein Obama
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm

He tries so hard to save the Earth
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (uEbPt)


Do you know how many thousands of dollars of alcohol it cost me to forget that?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (sy5kK)

384 Isn't Mark Wahlberg AKA Marky-Mark conservative?
Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (FASvy)

----

I think Marky is whatever the hell he thinks his customers want.

THAT dude is a fucking thug.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (nw6Hr)

385 mainstream urinalists

lmao!! I'm so stealing that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (dUJdY)

386 The Pirates are 12 games back in last place.


Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (MVR7y)



So, an above-average season then.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (lwiT4)

387 3. Mary Ann
4. Don't judge me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (4o2K3)


Not judging, but Ginger goes home before you wake up. Mary Ann wants to cuddle and spend the day together. Just saying...

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (Y8DtA)

388 Trump should move to Gab. Fuck twitter. His presence only legitimizes them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (5iaho)

389 382 Speaking on In Living Color- The adventures of Handyman.

Jesus that was hilarious and would not fly today.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (saFIS)
------
Homey D. Clown probably wouldn't, either.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (4o2K3)

=========

He doesn't mess around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (LvTSG)

390 Stick Fingers was my favorite album.

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

391 I love that Mika actually sits at the anchor desk with her arms crossed sometimes.

So very Karen. You know that foot is tapping under the desk too.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (AD3JT)

392 Can mouth fucking that bitch really be all that pleasurable?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Have empathy for poor Mika. Her complete inability to achieve orgasm has deep rooted origins which her crack team of therapists have been striving to identify through an exhaustive examination of the tea leaves.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 21, 2020 04:35 PM (bhZHn)

393 Romeo13, what do you want to bet Sullivan ignores the order.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:35 PM (L2ZTs)

394  I have a friend, another conservative dentist, who's sister in florida got into the elevator at her condo...seems she did not have a mask on and 2 karens in the elevator reported her and she is being fined. Anywhere from 200 to 1000 dollars. LOL. 

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (85Gof) 


What evidence do they have?

Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:35 PM (SJDa9)

395 They went under due to the shutdown. But they are
also saying they will spend more time with family. The employees, and
the local town of 400, hardest hit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (u82oZ)



Ahh geez - that's a shame.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:35 PM (lwiT4)

396 OK, I'll bite.

Stones or Beatles?

Star Wars vs. Star Trek?

Ginger or Mary Anne?
Posted by: Romeo13

---

Stones: a stupid rock band that played stupid stuff. Couldn't manage an interesting song to save their lives. Boring. Asinine.

Wars vs. Trek: I like spending time with Kirk, Spock & Bones. Characters I wanted to be when I was a kid. And the new reboot makes them even more likable and admirable. Star Wars? All the characters suck. They're all written poorly and acted drearily. I hate them all. I want them all to die.

Ginger or Maryanne? Ginger. ...Although Maryanne could cook. OK, that's a tough one.

Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2020 04:35 PM (SAGMw)

397 Still waiting for a conservative rapper.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:29 PM (saFIS)

Kid Rock started off as a semi rapper.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (2DOZq)

-------

THen he got TRUCKED!!!!


BWAHAHAHAHA BAHWIT DA BAH HAHAAHAHA!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (nw6Hr)

398 Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM (+7yf7)

He's a musical genius.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (saFIS)

399 360
Never been a fan of Mick Jagger's faggotry.



Posted by: Chris M at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (eAZVt)

________


I wasn't when I was young, but he's grown on me. And one of Tina Turner's books that I read, she says he has a wicked sense of humor. That seems to apply to most of those old Brits.

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (FASvy)

400 Not Citizen Trumps' first tweet about Joe's fainting intern...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/
935874566701842434

So now that Matt Lauer is gone when will the Fake News practitioners at NBC be terminating the contract of Phil Griffin? And will they terminate low ratings Joe Scarborough based on the "unsolved mystery" that took place in Florida years ago? Investigate!
9:14 AM . Nov 29, 2017

Posted by: a.a. - ace anonymous at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (TQ/zJ)

401 366 Looks like they gave the Judge 10 days to give his side of the story.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

Is there a legit side to his story?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (85Gof)

He's got to base his explanation on Law and Precedent, and in this case Law and Precedent are both against him. It's going to be interesting to see what he comes up with. "I AM THE LAW!!!" isn't going to fly with the other Judges.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)

402 377 347 Gun Thread?
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 04:27 PM

The upcoming new 4473 allows 'non-.binary' as a 3rd gender choice.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (DMUuz)
--------
I heard about that. Nice to see additional disqualifying questions,
Posted by: Weasel

mental health trick question

Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (nFwvY)

403 I thought 50 Cent was conservative, or at least libertarian-minded. He seems to have retired from recording however.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (L2ZTs)

404 Please tell me you are jesting.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM


Nope. FFLs will start using the new one 01 November.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (DMUuz)

405 393 Romeo13, what do you want to bet Sullivan ignores the order.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:35 PM (L2ZTs)

No bet, can't predict him.

He may double down and order a hearing before the deadline.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (NgKpN)

406 Mary Ann wants to cuddle and spend the day together. Just saying...
Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (Y8DtA)
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Given that's what I like, winnah!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:37 PM (4o2K3)

407 Last rap act I liked was Beastie Boys on Ill Communication.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

408 I have a friend, another conservative dentist, who's sister in florida got into the elevator at her condo...seems she did not have a mask on and 2 karens in the elevator reported her and she is being fined. Anywhere from 200 to 1000 dollars. LOL.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (85Gof)


What evidence do they have?
Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:35 PM (SJDa9)

There is a camera in the elevator

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:37 PM (85Gof)

409 Romeo13, true, the guy is out of control. He needs to be replaced.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:37 PM (L2ZTs)

410 Stones: a stupid rock band that played stupid stuff. Couldn't manage an interesting song to save their lives. Boring. Asinine.


We can never be friends.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (gd9RK)

411 #400 Sock puppet off; and Diamond and Silk commented on Citizen Trump's tweet too...
https://twitter.com/DiamondandSilk/status/
935887135990861824

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (TQ/zJ)

412 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (LvTSG)

Keenan Ivory Wayans was a comedy genius. Seriously he was hilarious and his family had a knack for comedy too.

Damon wasn't Keenan but was very good.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (saFIS)

413 Not a fan of rap but I do like a few Childish Gambino songs.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (2DOZq)

414 He's got to base his explanation on Law and Precedent, and in this case Law and Precedent are both against him. It's going to be interesting to see what he comes up with. "I AM THE LAW!!!" isn't going to fly with the other Judges.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)

In his order he said he could do it under 'the inherent power of the Court'.

I found that terminology enlightening as to his mindset.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (NgKpN)

415 Anyone think Sullivan will dismiss the case rather than respond?

Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (SJDa9)

416 Back to on topic: Mika has a large responsibility in electing Trump.



I was a big Morning Joe fan back then. Trump called in three times a
week and they put him on the air. Other campaigns complained that they
gave Trump too much air time and MJ would say here's our phone number.
If you want your candidate on the air have him or her call in.



Trump provided content. None of the Dems or Reps called in because
they were afraid of the gaffes. So Trump got heard three or four times a
week.



They thought it was just airwave fodder and there was no chance that Trump would win. They hate themselves for enabling it.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:33 PM

---


It was all a big joke with them when it started. Trump was thier buddy from his NYC days. They "knew" with 100% certainty that Trump had absolutely zero chance of winning the primary.


When that actually happened, they "knew" that he had no chance against hillary and they were hoping for an on air meltdown from Trump that they never got.

What they never dreamed of was Trump winning and they still can't get over that.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (JUOKG)

417 404 Please tell me you are jesting.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM

Nope. FFLs will start using the new one 01 November.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (DMUuz)

Well. It IS a way to check for mental instability...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (A5zUN)

418 410 Stones: a stupid rock band that played stupid stuff. Couldn't manage an interesting song to save their lives. Boring. Asinine.


We can never be friends.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (gd9RK)

=========

No satisfaction here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

419 415. Yes.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (svbBD)

420 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (dUJdY)

I would like to take credit for it, but the urinalist term came from somebody else first.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (+eVzC)

421 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

Racist!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (saFIS)

422 Not judging, but Ginger goes home before you wake up. Mary Ann wants to cuddle and spend the day together.

Yeah but she makes you breakfast in bed and serves it wearing only an apron

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

423 366 Looks like they gave the Judge 10 days to give his side of the story.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

Is there a legit side to his story?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:32 PM (85Gof)

He's got to base his explanation on Law and Precedent, and in this case Law and Precedent are both against him. It's going to be interesting to see what he comes up with. "I AM THE LAW!!!" isn't going to fly with the other Judges.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)


Patterico is gonna cry like a lil bitch, that guy has lost it

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (M+Lyo)

424 Ginger is a Hollywood actress. In a year, she'll be throwing things across the room at you and calling a divorce lawyer.

Maryanne is the marrying type.

Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (SAGMw)

425 Damon wasn't Keenan but was very good.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (saFIS)

I like Damon's work more. I loved My Wife and Kids.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (2DOZq)

426 LOL -- didn't see the word faggotry (skimmed it as music) before replying -- so no, his faggotry hasn't grown on me.

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (FASvy)

427 415 Anyone think Sullivan will dismiss the case rather than respond?
Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (SJDa9)

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I didn't think he'd turn a routine motion into a circus to begin with.

So, I'm going to assume that he's going to fight this one out until after they pull the case from him.

I can imagine the appeals court moving the case to another judge and Sullivan writing orders on the case anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

428 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (L2ZTs)

That's been a rumor for years.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (saFIS)

429 The first couple of season of the Wayans show were hilarious.

I met 2 of them in a bar in Vancouver a long time ago.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (xfb67)

430 Stones or Beatles?

The Who, but Stones over Beatles. Beatles never did a country song.

Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (nFwvY)

431 Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2020 04:35 PM (SAGMw)

Wow, agree on all of that. Trek at it's best tried to be actual Sci-Fi; Star Wars never tried to be anything other than Space Opera. Their entire universe is ridiculous.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (Kpl3J)

432 There's a childish gambino in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (EgshT)

433 Racist!

Well before that I liked Mixalot a ton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (KZzsI)

434 Not a fan of rap but I do like a few Childish Gambino songs.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (2DOZq)


My daughter is pretty smallish and always has been. Once, to get her attention, I had her listed to "Size Ain't Shit" by The Ghetto Boyz.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

435 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:34 PM (LvTSG)

Keenan Ivory Wayans was a comedy genius. Seriously he was hilarious and his family had a knack for comedy too.

Damon wasn't Keenan but was very good.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (saFIS)

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I cant believe they hired Jim Fucking Carey.

I HAAAAAATE that dude.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (nw6Hr)

436 >>Had no idea there was so much disdain for the Stones.


Well, they're no Kinks.


And since Mick Taylor left, they have kinda sucked.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (NX/n7)

437 There is a camera in the elevator

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 

I'd ask to review it to make sure it's date stamped.

Is there proof she was formally made aware of the requirement?

Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (SJDa9)

438 418 410 Stones: a stupid rock band that played stupid stuff. Couldn't manage an interesting song to save their lives. Boring. Asinine.


We can never be friends.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (gd9RK)

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No satisfaction here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

Might as well paint it black.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (l4C/z)

439 There's a childish gambino in my pants.
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (EgshT)


If you could only see it.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

440 Ok, Beshear has managed to piss me off even more.

Was watching Pitch Meetings and before the episode played a commercial came on:

'Join Beshear and force Washington to fund Kentucky's reopening.'

YOU ARE THE FUCKING ASSHAT WHO SHUT US DOWN YOU INCOMPETENT TWAT WAFFLE!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (A5zUN)

441 430 The first couple of season of the Wayans show were hilarious.

I met 2 of them in a bar in Vancouver a long time ago.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (xfb67)

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Great story, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

442 I have a friend, another conservative dentist, who's sister in florida got into the elevator at her condo...seems she did not have a mask on and 2 karens in the elevator reported her and she is being fined. Anywhere from 200 to 1000 dollars. LOL.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:26 PM (85Gof)


What evidence do they have?
Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:35 PM (SJDa9)

There is a camera in the elevator
Posted by: Nevergiveup


What law did she break? What's the statute number?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (qBbz7)

443 423
Not judging, but Ginger goes home before you wake up. Mary Ann wants to cuddle and spend the day together.



Yeah but she makes you breakfast in bed and serves it wearing only an apron

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Are we talking full length tied around the neck, or French maid? Be specific.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (T6t7i)

444 > "Obviously, Trump has touched a nerve with Mika. My guess is because Mika
is now hearing from other people and now has some doubts that maybe her
husband really did do something bad. Rather than confront her husband
and TV partner, she is confronting the person making the accusation.
This is fairly common.--Posted by: SH


^ ^ This.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (z7PmS)

445 436
I cant believe they hired Jim Fucking Carey.

I HAAAAAATE that dude.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (nw6Hr)

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I'm sorry, but Fire Marshall Bill was fantastic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

446 Hatari, agreed about Patterico. It's sad. I had so much respect for him.

IMHO Sullivan's in too deep mentally and won't dismiss unless and until he's absolutely forced to. In fact a higher court will probably have to force it out of Sullivan's hands.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (L2ZTs)

447 Given that's what I like, winnah!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:37 PM (4o2K3)

I tried it once with girlfriend. She was like 'WTF? Get away from me ya fag.' That's when I knew she was 'the one.' 26 years together this August.

Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (Y8DtA)

448 Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (2DOZq)

He had more staying power for sure. I was disappointed when I heard that the reboot for ILC was scuttled.

But Keenan was good to stop it. They wouldn't let him make it his way.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (saFIS)

449
Tone Loc

NEVER gets enough love.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (nw6Hr)

450 There is a camera in the elevator

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I thought it was illegal to put cameras in bathrooms?!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (ADuZP)

451

NOT Butch MB Checkmark

.@twitter need to know why trump RBG is not banned resigning?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (Saar8)

452 The fisrt Digital Underground and the first 2 Tribe albums are worth owning.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (NX/n7)

453 428 415 Anyone think Sullivan will dismiss the case rather than respond?
Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (SJDa9)

The thought crossed my mind. Although I think I agree with theJamesMadison, Eric Holder has ordered Sullivan to fight this one to the bitter end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (Kpl3J)

454 Jim Carrey is a lunatic and annoying now but damn he was hilarious on In Living Color. So was Jamie Foxx, for that matter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)

455 I don't know why Mika is so upset. She's in no danger whatsoever: she's neither young nor an intern.

Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (OMsf+)

456 Great story, man.

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Hey, it was in the 90's and I drank a lot back then!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (xfb67)

457 439 418 410 Stones: a stupid rock band that played stupid stuff. Couldn't manage an interesting song to save their lives. Boring. Asinine.


We can never be friends.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (gd9RK)

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No satisfaction here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

Might as well paint it black.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (l4C/z)

Might as well have sympathy for the devil...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (A5zUN)

458 Wow, agree on all of that. Trek at it's best tried to be actual Sci-Fi; Star Wars never tried to be anything other than Space Opera. Their entire universe is ridiculous.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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I hate the whole khaki karate robe thing.

And didn't Luke just live on a bad ripoff of Dune?

Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (SAGMw)

459 Beatles never did a country song.
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (nFwvY)
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"Act Naturally" is kind of countryish.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (4o2K3)

460 Stones: a stupid rock band that played stupid stuff. Couldn't manage an interesting song to save their lives. Boring. Asinine.


We can never be friends.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (gd9RK)

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No satisfaction here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (LvTSG)



For the record, I'm still dead.

You can't blame that "Tattoo You" shite on me.

Posted by: Brian Jones at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (z0XD8)

461 Beatles never did a country song.


Shit.


(Seriously, though, you could make a double album of Stones' country songs)

Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (gd9RK)

462 Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (nw6Hr)

He was funny as hell to me. Ace Ventura and his various characters on that show were great. Vera the Bodybuilder.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (saFIS)

463 Beatles never did a country song.

Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (nFwvY)


That's not true. I heard one yesterday and the title has gone clean out of my head but I swear it could have been Buck Owens hanging with them. Darn what is that name?? Also, "Two of Us" has a country feel to it, I think. Ringo put out many songs that have a country vibe.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (lwiT4)

464 I met 2 of them in a bar in Vancouver a long time ago.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (xfb67)

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Great story, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (LvTSG)


LMMFAO!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

465 Are we talking full length tied around the neck, or French maid? Be specific.

Oh she's a modest country girl, its full length.

Digital Underground was great, that was a good short era for hip hop and funk. Several really good bands around at that time but it didn't last.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

466 444 423
Not judging, but Ginger goes home before you wake up. Mary Ann wants to cuddle and spend the day together.



Yeah but she makes you breakfast in bed and serves it wearing only an apron

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Are we talking full length tied around the neck, or French maid? Be specific.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (T6t7i)


Remember, federalism gives us the ability to experiment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (sy5kK)

467 I HAAAAAATE that dude.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (nw6Hr)

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I'm sorry, but Fire Marshall Bill was fantastic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

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Its an irrational hate... I know.

But I still HAAAAAAAAAATE Jim Carey.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (nw6Hr)

468 Christopher, agreed about Jim Carrey. He's one of these Hollywood leftists who just won't shut up.

I believe even dumbshit Jason Biggs got the hint after only several years of having to be hit daily in the head with a sledge hammer.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:43 PM (L2ZTs)

469 What law did she break? What's the statute number?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (qBbz

She is in FL in a Blue County.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2020 04:43 PM (85Gof)

470 Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Bushwick Bill approved

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:43 PM (saFIS)

471 Keep in mind the one thing judges do NOT like is being reversed.


Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:43 PM (SJDa9)

472 Beatles did one country song. Ringo sang it so no wonder nobody remembers it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2020 04:43 PM (+7yf7)

473 "Act Naturally" is kind of countryish.

Originally was, Buck Owens most famously sang it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:43 PM (KZzsI)

474 Mr President, this will go on your permanent record!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2020 04:44 PM (MxEKc)

475 Rocky Raccoon is kinda country.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 04:44 PM (xfb67)

476 By the way Mika was acting in that video, Trump could have very easily grabbed her pussy.

She would have let him.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2020 04:44 PM (CqE5x)

477 I tried it once with girlfriend. She was like 'WTF? Get away from me ya fag.' That's when I knew she was 'the one.' 26 years together this August.
Posted by: Abiss at May 21, 2020 04:41 PM (Y8DtA)
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Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:44 PM (4o2K3)

478 Act Naturally is a Buck Owens song I believe.
And Rocky Racoon is kinda/sorta a western song. (Yes there is a difference between country and western music; ask Marty Robbins or Michael Martin Murphey.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)

479 That one's up there with James Taylor for music that will actively wither you genitals.

no kidding

Posted by: Dan Fogelberg at May 21, 2020 04:44 PM (XTiHL)

480 Beatles never did a country song.
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (nFwvY)
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"Act Naturally" is kind of countryish.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire

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Um... "Rocky Raccoon"?

Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2020 04:44 PM (SAGMw)

481 And since Mick Taylor left, they have kinda sucked.


There is no question that the Mick Taylor albums were the best albums. But the Mick Taylor years corresponded to the Keith On Heroin years.

And it's an interesting discussion that includes Miles and Jimi and Kurt, can heroin help you be brilliant for a few years?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 04:44 PM (gd9RK)

482 CRT and sniffy beat me to it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (L2ZTs)

483

Today all the Fly Girls would be untucked trannies...

Posted by: Don Trump jr. at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (Re9MM)

484 would ginger ever make you a sammich?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (d7Ww2)

485 My guess is because Mika is now hearing from other people and now has some doubts that maybe her husband really did do something bad. Rather than confront her husband and TV partner, she is confronting the person making the accusation. This is fairly common.
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2020 04:11 PM (sX1BW)

I can't believe she never heard the story before. Both of them are media people and she's just now finding out about it? No way. She knew, but didn't care. She's mad at Trump for publicizing it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (HabA/)

486 (Yes there is a difference between country and western music; ask Marty Robbins or Michael Martin Murphey.)
Posted by: qdpsteve

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Or the folks at Bob's Country Bunker.

Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (SAGMw)

487 Speaking of Jamie Foxx...


Did anyone else like Collateral ?


Not sure what it was I like about it and Tom Cruise is a complete sociopathic devil-worshipper but I still got into that flick.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (pnfZk)

488 PDT up
No mask. FU Half Whitmer

Posted by: Jmel at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (OeWgo)

489 OK, never did a good country song

Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (nFwvY)

490 The RuTles > BeaTles

Posted by: stumck at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (uksaT)

491 Trump should move to Gab.


Gab is ...problematic to say the least

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (zr5Kq)

492 480 Beatles never did a country song.
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (nFwvY)
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"Act Naturally" is kind of countryish.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire

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Um... "Rocky Raccoon"?

Posted by: RKae

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (d7Ww2)

493 Rocky Raccoon is a pussified version of a Marty Robbins Gunfighter Ballad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (A5zUN)

494
Yellow Submarine is kinda red neck ish.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (nw6Hr)

495 With Ginger, it's all about the pie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (l4C/z)

496 Posted by: Don Trump jr. at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (Re9MM)

Nah. Keenan and Homey dont play dat.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (saFIS)

497 RKae, was reading about Michael Martin Murphey the other day. He's never declared himself publicly but sure sounds like a conservative.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (L2ZTs)

498 Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (lwiT4)

"Rocky Raccoon" has a country feel, although it always struck me as more of a parody of a country song.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (HabA/)

499 The thing is, the Stones deliberately sang a bunch of actual country songs, in a country style, that they wrote. The Beatles did a couple songs that if you squint and listen real hard kinda are country. But they're still in Beatles pop style.

I mean, "When I'm 64" is a 40s/50s old standard type song, but its still Beatles pop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

500 Ringo put out many songs that have a country vibe.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (lwiT4)



That was Ringo cute quirk when they were the Fab Four.

He was supposed to be a big country and western music fans.

You people always leave out the "and Western" part.

Bastards!!!!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (z0XD8)

501 OK, never did a good country song
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (nFwvY)

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Well... shit.


Neither did Luke Byant

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (nw6Hr)

502 Yellow Submarine allowed the Beatles to explore two genres in one, children's music and seafaring songs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (L2ZTs)

503 Are we talking full length tied around the neck, or French maid? Be specific.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM


You gonna go all King Arthur 'European or African?' on us?

IT DOESN'T MATTER, JABRONI !

Posted by: The Rock at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (DMUuz)

504 why would ANYONE marry someone with such a textbook example of RBF?

Posted by: Ken Mcilwaine at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (QHDGU)

505 Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (pnfZk)

Love that flick except the ending. A trained professional assassin loses to a cab driver in a shoot out.

K.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (saFIS)

506 495 With Ginger, it's all about the pie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at May 21, 2020 04:46 PM (l4C/z)

Are we talking about the very busty version of Ginger I have seen in some research material?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (A5zUN)

507 would ginger ever make you a sammich?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (d7Ww2)
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Doesn't seem likely.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (4o2K3)

508 Today all the Fly Girls would be untucked trannies...
Posted by: Don Trump jr. at May 21, 2020 04:45 PM (Re9MM)

Ironic that the most successful person from ILC was a Flygirl.? I guess though some may argue Carey was.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (2DOZq)

509 "libel"...LOL.

If you could sue for libel against public figures Trump would already have a good case for the periodic TRUMP'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE THE WHITEHOUSE LAWFULLY panic.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (Eicbe)

510 NOO FLAMIG SKULL !

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (zr5Kq)

511 405 393 Romeo13, what do you want to bet Sullivan ignores the order.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:35 PM (L2ZTs)
No bet, can't predict him.
He may double down and order a hearing before the deadline.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 04:36 PM (NgKpN)

The Federal Court System if very rigid and hierarchical. No one can just "ignore" an order from above, that'd be one of the few grounds for immediate "retirement". (If he ignored an order from above, everyone else could ignore his orders to show up in his courtroom)

Likewise, a fast hearing does him no good. The reason he set the next hearing off until July is that Sullivan's whole game now is to try and drag this out until after November, when he hopes a President Biden will reinstate the Prosecution.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (Kpl3J)

512 https://tinyurl.com/ycwr7pcd

"What Happened in Staunton" on Tuesday? Were the Election Results a One-Off, a "Canary in the Coalmine," or What? from BlueVirginia

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One more datum that the American people are sick to death of the lockdown and aren't really blaming Republicans for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

513 NOOD y'all

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2020 04:47 PM (zr5Kq)

514 would ginger ever make you a sammich?

I had one do so, without me asking, spontaneously, so yeah. It wasn't much of a sandwich but free food will never get a complaint from me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

515 Donna, what's incredible to me is all the different voices/styles Paul McCartney could do back in the day. I get the feeling he could have been an impressionist if music didn't work out for him.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 04:48 PM (L2ZTs)

516 Are we talking full length tied around the neck, or French maid? Be specific.

Posted by: pep at May 21, 2020 04:40 PM (T6t7i)

Full-length of course. And nothing else.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2020 04:48 PM (dLLD6)

517 Beatles never did a country song.

Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (nFwvY)


That's not true. I heard one yesterday and the title has gone clean out of my head but I swear it could have been Buck Owens hanging with them. Darn what is that name?? Also, "Two of Us" has a country feel to it, I think. Ringo put out many songs that have a country vibe.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2020 04:42 PM (lwiT4)


Rocky Raccoon.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2020 04:48 PM (hku12)

518

I adored Lauren Holley, then, she let Jim Carrey touch her... UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN!!!!!

Posted by: Don Trump jr. at May 21, 2020 04:49 PM (Re9MM)

519 Keenan Ivory Wayans was a comedy genius. Seriously he was hilarious and his family had a knack for comedy too.



Damon wasn't Keenan but was very good.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:38 PM (saFIS)



Back in the late 80's I'd take all my employees out after a big job as a reward. Our book keeper had gotten a deal at the local comedy club in Mountain View, so the gang went on down Saturday night. One comedian absolutely killed, there's no way in hell he could do any of it today. That's right, it was Keenan. He did a bit called "Black Man" a super hero. Nobody was safe.


After we left the club on the way home on El Camino Real (like 2am and nobody on road) a little car pulls along side, and Keenan is screaming out the window, lost! We directed him to the 101. Something like 2 years later, everybody was watching ILC, and damned if that guy wasn't on TV now!

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 21, 2020 04:49 PM (8B6Ng)

520 Flaming skull & pudding cup is up!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2020 04:49 PM (qBbz7)

521 The 1967-1972 Stones were the greatest rock band ever.

No question and no argument.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 21, 2020 04:49 PM (HabA/)

522 Love that flick except the ending. A trained professional assassin loses to a cab driver in a shoot out.



K.

Ha , yeah that was dumb.

Should have had him slip up and get hit by a truck maybe.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 04:50 PM (pnfZk)

523 Paint it Black cover. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y79zyomf
Earth Crisis -metal/harcore/straightedge
The only way the song is good.

Posted by: Volkoff Industries at May 21, 2020 04:50 PM (DB16e)

524 513 NOOD y'all
Posted by: runner


I hope it's about rock bands singing country songs

Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:50 PM (nFwvY)

525 NOOD PUDDING CUP SKULL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2020 04:50 PM (hYcqw)

526 I think you only need two Karens for a scold, IF there is a white cat sitting across the table from them.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 21, 2020 04:50 PM (FuMqU)

527 Awesome story clutch cargo.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:51 PM (MrE9D)

528 480 Beatles never did a country song.
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (nFwvY)
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"Act Naturally" is kind of countryish.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire

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Um... "Rocky Raccoon"?

Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2020 04:44 PM (SAGMw)



"Don't Pass Me By"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTKEiQHHsuk

and a couple of others in their early stuff if I'm remembering correctly.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2020 04:51 PM (z0XD8)

529 OK, I'll bite ...


504
why would ANYONE marry someone with such a textbook example of RBF?


WTF is 'RBF' and why should I care? He married it, its his problem and from the looks of it, well deserved.

Posted by: Gmac at May 21, 2020 04:51 PM (qZdIZ)

530 NGU if she has the means or an atty friend, I'd sue.

Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2020 04:51 PM (SJDa9)

531 nood sullivan order

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2020 04:52 PM (TQ/zJ)

532 Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 04:50 PM (pnfZk)

Anything other than Jamie's character ending Cruise.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 21, 2020 04:52 PM (MrE9D)

533 Loathsome fascist toads gotta croak.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 21, 2020 04:53 PM (T09ml)

534 The Beatles "Run For You Life' is almost a country song

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2020 04:53 PM (CqE5x)

535 Beatles never did a country song.
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 04:39 PM (nFwvY)
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"Act Naturally" is kind of countryish.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire


*
*

Hell, "Act Naturally" sounds exactly like Buck Owens!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2020 05:00 PM (rpbg1)

536 Silence Trump on Twitter. See how long THAT lasts.

Twitter is a Progressive cesspool echo chamber anyway. I walked away.

Posted by: joseph dagostino at May 21, 2020 05:00 PM (3w9Fm)

537 Machine, RBF is resting bitch face. It means she always looks like a Karen.

Posted by: sunny-dee at May 21, 2020 05:10 PM (Z2HD7)

538 She's the KAREN Bitchtits model K3 Serial number 0001


JOE InternKiller model R2 Serial number 00025 is temporarily compatible and sold separately.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 05:35 PM (/fsFg)

539 Karen is Mika's ground state.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 05:36 PM (/fsFg)

540 LYRICS TO LIVE BY.

LONELY IS THE NIGHT. WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE.

I think that says it all.

Oh, and...."I'm going to give you every inch of my love"

Posted by: SUG at May 21, 2020 08:46 PM (dMrJJ)

541 Wow. She sure has *aged*, hasn't she. How long before Joe dumps her?

Posted by: FretlessT at May 21, 2020 09:47 PM (uDTP4)

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