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LOL: Neil Ferguson, The "Scientist" Whose Crap Models Panicked the World, Forced to Resign From Government Job After Breaking His Own Social-Distancing Rules to Have Sex With His Side-Piece

Seems to be some kind of a Fredo Cuomo situation here.

The scientist whose advice prompted Boris Johnson to lock down Britain resigned from his Government advisory position on Tuesday night as The Telegraph can reveal he broke social distancing rules to meet his married lover.

Professor Neil Ferguson allowed the woman to visit him at home during the lockdown while lecturing the public on the need for strict social distancing in order to reduce the spread of coronavirus. The woman lives with her husband and their children in another house.

The epidemiologist leads the team at Imperial College London that produced the computer-modelled research that led to the national lockdown, which claimed that more than 500,000 Britons would die without the measures.

Prof Ferguson has frequently appeared in the media to support the lockdown and praised the "very intensive social distancing" measures.

...


On at least two occasions, Antonia Staats, 38, travelled across London from her home in the south of the capital to spend time with the Government scientist, nicknamed Professor Lockdown.

The 51-year-old had only just finished a two-week spell self-isolating after testing positive for coronavirus.

Very Fredo-like behavior!

The woman he was having sex with is, get this, a left-wing agitator, who continued meeting her coronavirus-positive lover despite suspecting that her husband had symptoms of coronavirus.

It may sound cruel to give your husband coronavirus just because you're thirsty for The D.

But then again, her husband is reportedly a Cuck.


...

Ms Staats, a left-wing campaigner, made a second visit on April 8 despite telling friends she suspected that her husband, an academic in his 30s, had symptoms of coronavirus.

She and her husband live together with their two children in a £1.9 million home, but are understood to be in an open marriage. She has told friends about her relationship with Prof Ferguson, but does not believe their actions to be hypocritical because she considers the households to be one.

Perfect.

Jordan Schaechtel reports that she "works for a notorious Soros-funded organization known for its anti-Semitism, hard-left politics, climate change fanaticism, and campaigns to unseat President Trump."

Meanwhile, Washington Post Doyenee of Ditz and astrologist ghost-whisperer Sally Quinn says she based the erotic hero of a 1991 novel on... Dr. Anthony Fauci.

In 1991, Sally Quinn--doyenne of the Washington intelligentsia, who was then on a streak of popular novels--published "Happy Endings," which climbed the bestseller list. Across 500-plus pages, Quinn unspools the juicy romance of a widowed First Lady who falls head over heels for a dashing and cutting NIH scientist (who, by the way, has recently discovered a therapy for AIDS) while a white-hot and secretive love affair takes wind. Bellinis are spilled, love is made, hearts are broken and mended--all for the singular and mysterious scientist, who goes by the name of Michael Lanzer.


By the way, I wrote "doyenne" before I clicked on the article itself. Everyone always calls this ditsy socialite oxygen-thief a "doyenne."

After meeting him at dinner, Quinn more or less fell in love with Fauci. "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.

Posted by: Ace at 02:55 PM




Comments

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1 What a jerk.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 05, 2020 02:55 PM (Ez6QX)

2 Whole lotta sex what shouldn't be going on, going on.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 05, 2020 02:55 PM (ExV1e)

3 Top ten.

Posted by: PennaLady at May 05, 2020 02:56 PM (8HBLI)

4 Just posted this on previous thread...

Neil Ferguson's lover's name?

Ms. Staat. You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Tami at May 05, 2020 02:57 PM (cF8AT)

5 meep meep motherfuckers


good job jordan,

we're going CAMPING!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2020 02:57 PM (d7Ww2)

6 Poon > quarantine.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 05, 2020 02:57 PM (88+cf)

7 good job jordan,

we're going CAMPING!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2020 02:57 PM (d7Ww2)

WHOO!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 05, 2020 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)

8 I like the Chrysler Imperial This one, not so much.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2020 02:57 PM (3RtbT)

9 she based the erotic hero of a 1991 novel on... Dr. Anthony Fauci.

-

No joke:

1991 was when Fauci had held already his current government job for seven years or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (IwDj9)

10 My ladies. Adam and Eve has a wide and varied selection of all kinds of accouterments that will take care of those pesky desires.

In less interesting news, yeah, I'm still gonna bank my married lover is way up there on the list of one set of rules for thee another for me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (GbPPJ)

11 Her mask had a hole in it.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (88+cf)

12 It's jerks all the way down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (aKsyK)

13 Willowed but a pertinent point:
This focus on liability for open businesses is a non-starter. A plaintiff would
have to prove they caught the virus at the place, and that's impossible.
They would also have to show monetary damages suffered.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (AwPyG)

14 She identified as not having Coronavirus.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (4dMoq)

15 >>>11 Her mask had a hole in it.


Right in the butt.

Posted by: A Nefarious Otter at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (PbpT7)

16 Rules for thee....

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (/6GbT)

17 How come when Aids was running wild social distancing was not enforced?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (3RtbT)

18 Isn't a 1.9 million pound home in a third floor apartment with a leaking toilet?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

19 That's like making Woody Allen the "hero" of an Erotic Novel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (trdmm)

20
I like the Chrysler Imperial This one, not so much.
Posted by: Puddin Head


I used to have a Duncan Imperial.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (aKsyK)

21 karma

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (UWqZJ)

22 Is it wrong that I found this all highly amusing?

Posted by: lizabth at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (L3Rsz)

23 Well if he believed his own crappy model he probably figured f it we*re all gonna die anyway.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (wHJ0y)

24 And stay six feet away was a lie too

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (aVe3O)

25 These are all bad people.

No other way to characterize it.

left-wing beliefs almost inevitably go hand-in-hand with moral corruption. I see it time and time again.

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (N9G0H)

26 Hooking up is sacred! If he can tolerate the risk--what business is it of yours?

Posted by: Tony Fauci at May 05, 2020 03:00 PM (Eicbe)

27 Looks at the picture....

Hell yeah I'd hit that....without a mask.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 05, 2020 03:00 PM (WdocV)

28 "but are understood to be in an open marriage."

Huh?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 05, 2020 03:00 PM (JUOKG)

29 This is the shitheel Hoover Institute decided to give a platform to, so he could tell us the best way forward was to give Google and Facebook control over our health information, since they already are tracking us everywhere we go.

Come on, Hoover. Be better.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:00 PM (hku12)

30 20
I like the Chrysler Imperial This one, not so much.
Posted by: Puddin Head

I used to have a Duncan Imperial.
-----------------
Sweet. Could make it walk the dog?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2020 03:00 PM (3RtbT)

31 LOL: Neil Ferguson, The "Scientist" Whose Crap Models Panicked the World, Forced to Resign From Government Job After Breaking His Own Social-Distancing Rules to Have Sex With His Side-Piece




Um.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (9hauA)

32 >>The woman he was having sex with is, get this, a left-wing agitator, who continued meeting her coronavirus-positive lover despite suspecting that her husband had symptoms of coronavirus.


CONTACT TRACING'S A B#TCH, HUH?!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (bDqIh)

33 I've got a murder hornet up my butt and covid in my eye
I'm just twenty-two and I don't mind dyin'
Who do you love?

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

34 She is also 6'2 and around 260 if anyone guessed that one.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (gVtZb)

35 13 Willowed but a pertinent point: This focus on liability for open businesses is a non-starter. A plaintiff would have to prove they caught the virus at the place, and that's impossible. They would also have to show monetary damages suffered.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (AwPyG)

But I do see a risk from employee suits, on the basis that their employer negligently required them to be exposed to those who may carry the virus. If a single one of your employees get sick, that could be a million dollar verdict.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (trdmm)

36 Washington intelligentsia


I live in the DC Metro area. This is a very VERY low bar.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (exWob)

37 17 How come when Aids was running wild social distancing was not enforced?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (3RtbT)

Because we had to hug them all so they wouldn't feel bad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 05, 2020 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

38 You cannot make this stuff up. The fiasco should be canceled immediately.
All in this together indeed.

Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at May 05, 2020 03:02 PM (Tnijr)

39 She likes it in all three masks.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:02 PM (4dMoq)

40 I identify as being in everyone's household...until I am caught.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 05, 2020 03:02 PM (Eicbe)

41 "but are understood to be in an open marriage."

Huh?


She gets to screw whomever she likes and he gets a disease which kills 147% of all the people who hear about it.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 05, 2020 03:02 PM (ExV1e)

42 13 Willowed but a pertinent point:
This focus on liability for open businesses is a non-starter. A plaintiff would
have to prove they caught the virus at the place, and that's impossible.
They would also have to show monetary damages suffered.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (AwPyG)

Put a sign on the door.

This is NOT necessarily a Covid free zone, Enter at your own risk.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2020 03:02 PM (NgKpN)

43 You're not allowed to bang presidential widows in the U.S.??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (TQ/zJ)

44 "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.


If he exudes anything else, have it tested.

Posted by: antisocially distant Miklos at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (QzkSJ)

45 A thread full of Happy Endings!

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (y7DUB)

46 "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.
I don't care if he was sick!

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (jXzWd)

47 "Sweetie, it's okay that you were wrong. You were only off by 97% or so. That probably happened to Einstein and Newton all the time. You'll get more funding and get within 95% next time, I'm sure of it. Now bend back over."

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (IwDj9)

48 meeting her coronavirus-positive lover despite suspecting that her husband had symptoms of coronavirus.

***

What's a little virus sharing between friends, right California?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (WdocV)

49 And stay six feet away was a lie too

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (aVe3O)

Maybe they had a plexiglass shield between them. Gives new meaning to the term "safe sex."

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (LKuDF)

50 Say, aren't these the same people who are ALL In on having us use an app that buzzes when we get within 6ft and also records every last possible near encounter with another human being????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (bDqIh)

51 Poontine!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (TQ/zJ)

52 Antonia is aho

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (/6GbT)

53 "Neil Ferguson's lover's name?


Ms. Staat. You can't make this shit up.
"


We are living an Ayn Rand novel.

Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (Tnijr)

54 After meeting him at dinner, Quinn more or less fell in love with Fauci. "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.


Had one of those on my cheek.
After expressing applied medication.


Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (3G9tm)

55 Children and open marriages should never mix.

Posted by: pookysgirl, judging all the things at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (XKZwp)

56 Rules for thee, but not for me!!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (At/8G)

57 Is her husband aware of their open marriage situation?

Also, seems like the Love Doc is the side piece, not the other way around.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:04 PM (9hauA)

58 After meeting him at dinner, Quinn more or less fell in love with Fauci. "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.

__________


Undoubtedly, mostly from his asshoe.

Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 05, 2020 03:04 PM (WktGK)

59 And stay six feet away was a lie too
I meant 6 inches or more!!

Posted by: niel ferguson at May 05, 2020 03:04 PM (TQ/zJ)

60 Those people up there are f*ckin' lunatics.

Posted by: mrp at May 05, 2020 03:04 PM (Pqytn)

61 So this shit is a big fucking joke? K.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 05, 2020 03:04 PM (bHZqN)

62 How come when Aids was running wild social distancing was not enforced?

___

Because it is hard to have anonymous bathhouse sex when you can't have a gathering of more then 10 people?

Posted by: Obligatory at May 05, 2020 03:04 PM (WdocV)

63 A Trump-hater is involved. Huh, what are the odds?

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at May 05, 2020 03:04 PM (zUdXR)

64 My son is sweet on a girl who he's grown up with. They have had relations but 'he said' they agreed on an open relationship. So he screwed a neighbor girl who gave him a hickey. Now the girl he is sweet on isn't talking to him. I asked him 'did you really believe her when she agreed to an open relationship?'

He's a slow learner.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2020 03:05 PM (3RtbT)

65 "Hey -- let's put the fate of the nation in the hands of some random left-wing scuzzball!"

Chapter 3 in "The Big Book of Terrible Ideas."

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 03:05 PM (N9G0H)

66 meeting her coronavirus-positive lover despite suspecting that her husband had symptoms of coronavirus.

-

It's almost like the people running the operation know the virus isn't that dangerous.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:05 PM (IwDj9)

67 A pencil necked geek and a commie red lipped blond. What could go wrong?

Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at May 05, 2020 03:05 PM (Tnijr)

68 L'Staat, c'est moi.

Posted by: Andrea Staat at May 05, 2020 03:05 PM (WdocV)

69 How come when Aids was running wild social distancing was not enforced?
Posted by: Puddin Head


Because everyone lied about what 6 inches was!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:05 PM (At/8G)

70 Is her husband aware of their open marriage situation?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:04 PM (9hauA)

He is now.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 05, 2020 03:05 PM (LKuDF)

71 @35
How do you prove it? It's impossible. If I'm positive, and I meet you, and you've met no one else for 2 weeks and catch it, a court's not going to let it go forward.
It"s the same reason people can't speculate that they caught cancer from household products. If a court allows it, a big red flag that the court is corrupt.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:05 PM (AwPyG)

72 Those poor kids. "Mommy has two viral cucks."

Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 05, 2020 03:06 PM (WktGK)

73 That's one out of shape Amazonian built chick too. Full on bootydo going on I'm guessing.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 05, 2020 03:06 PM (bHZqN)

74 Willowed but a pertinent point: This focus on
liability for open businesses is a non-starter. A plaintiff would have
to prove they caught the virus at the place, and that's impossible. They
would also have to show monetary damages suffered.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (AwPyG)



But I do see a risk from employee suits, on the basis that their
employer negligently required them to be exposed to those who may carry
the virus. If a single one of your employees get sick, that could be a
million dollar verdict.


Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM

---

We just had this exact same conversation not an hour ago on reopening our bar.


We literally can't get the PPE we need to ensure employee safety, so we have no idea what we are going to do.


And whatever happens our insurance will not cover us because "act of God" stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 05, 2020 03:06 PM (JUOKG)

75 So Smoldering Epidemiologist is the new Naughty Librarian?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2020 03:06 PM (Fc5rx)

76 Washington intelligentsia




I live in the DC Metro area. This is a very VERY low bar.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (exWob)

---
i'm thinking it's more like a shadow on the sidewalk...


Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at May 05, 2020 03:06 PM (dlZr1)

77 19 That's like making Woody Allen the "hero" of an Erotic Novel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2020 02:59 PM (trdmm)

One of the mystery's of life. What kind of woman would voluntarily knock boots with Woody Allen?

Posted by: Abiss at May 05, 2020 03:06 PM (Y8DtA)

78 By the by, I downloaded the list of snitches in St. Louis. I wanted to see if I knew anybody on the list. Thankfully I didn't see any names that were familiar. I did notice the names were about 70/30 female to male, with the men I did sort of check, mostly were reporting their own employers, saying they didn't like the conditions under which they were working, whereas a high percentage of the women appeared to be going around looking for businesses showing signs of being open.

Lots of hair and nail and tanning salons being reported.

I noticed a few names which popped up several times, and it wasn't like they were reporting one or two businesses over and over. No, some of these Karens appeared to be relishing the role of neighborhood stasi agent.

Hopefully someone will do a thorough review of the list. Sadly there were a few on there who had statements like "I don't want my boss to know I'm reporting them, but I think this is unsafe."

Well they know now.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)

79 28 "but are understood to be in an open marriage."

Huh?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



It means she can bang as many dudes and gals she wants and the Cuck can wash the dishes and clean the house.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (exWob)

80 "Mr Ferguson is called "Neils Bore" in the bedroom by Mrs Staats, according to her husband."

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (nxvaK)

81
Engineers still SOL.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (mht8P)

82 >>. . . but does not believe their actions to be hypocritical because she considers the households to be one.


This is on par with those infected NYC residents who were told to stay home who interpreted that as "stay in one of your many homes," then fled to their vacation homes in the Hamptons, Martha' Vineyard, etc., huh?

Just because your home and your lover's home are emotionally joined doesn't make them the same place, babe.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (bDqIh)

83 We're living in someone's shitty script. I mean that literally.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (4dMoq)

84 As a man who used to once in a while tag a fattie in college when drunk let me explain some things. Having your fat bitch drive over your house is a mark of not caring about her. It used to be a thing just to see how far you can make them drive. The farther the better. If you can make them drive 2 hours, pick up condoms and beer on the way over that is a freaking sweet win. This dude had freaking corona and still could make this psychotic slam pig commute over his house? That is one epic tale of win if you ask me. If he was in my frat in college I would organize a hat trick party for him.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (gVtZb)

85 It may sound cruel to give your husband coronavirus just because you're thirsty for The D.
........

beats a voodoo doll.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

86 1. How can a "left-wing campaigner" and an "academic" both in their 30s afford to live in a 1.9 million pound house (nearly $2.5 million) in London?

2. Why on earth do lefty women think Anthony Fauci is a sex symbol? Have they never seen a real man?

Posted by: bluebell at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (/669Q)

87 We are currently in a world-wide demonstration of the bad side of putting exspurts in charge.

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (Eicbe)

88 I don't get it. What is so charismatic about Fauci?. The fact that he was a fan of Hillary or that he wants to keep us locked down for an indefinite length of time?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (bW1Yb)

89 OH, and the guy who was in charge of getting immunizations ready that Trump fired?

He has filed a whistleblower complaint, because he didn't like what he bosses were doing, was adamant about it, and was then not invited to meetings.

Which 'exacerbated prior problems' with staff, which led to his firing.

So now, if you are a dick to your boss, you are a whistleblower!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (NgKpN)

90 Willowed but a pertinent point: This focus on liability for open businesses is a non-starter. A plaintiff would have to prove they caught the virus at the place, and that's impossible. They would also have to show monetary damages suffered.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (AwPyG)
================
But I do see a risk from employee suits, on the basis that their employer negligently required them to be exposed to those who may carry the virus. If a single one of your employees get sick, that could be a million dollar verdict.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (trdmm)
==================
Most small businesses would find the expense of having to hire an attorney to handle a lawsuit quite a burden. There needs to be some exemption put in place to protect the innocent.

Posted by: PennaLady at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (8HBLI)

91 Discovered this morning that my GAF meter is broken. Checked on the manufacturer's website about repairs. I was informed that, due to the Covid 19 panicdema, I should expect a 16 to 20 week wait time. Tossed it in the junk drawer.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..safety off at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (PFJ+U)

92 Is doyenne a fancy Washington DC term for whore? Like Senator means thieving liar.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (bML9A)

93 Bitches be crazy.

Posted by: Archer at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (gmo/4)

94 #64 Do you have the girls' phone numbers??

Posted by: joey biden at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (TQ/zJ)

95 I think I'll save a link to this post, to be used as a schadenboner killer.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (Z4rgH)

96 I don't... are liberal women like a different SPECIES or something?!!

how would you POSSIBLY find that little weasel attractive in ANY WAY

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (j9HX3)

97 It's almost like the people running the operation know the virus isn't that dangerous.
***

What percentage of people would not go on a blind date during flu season.....basically 0% right?

Same thing here.


Last time I ran the numbers Wuhan Flu is 1 to 1.7* the season flu mortality rate so....it should be treated the same as the yearly flu....

Season Flu is .1%, Wuhan flu numbers based on CA/NY antibody testing is between .1%-.17%

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (WdocV)

98 But I do see a risk from employee suits, on the basis that their employer negligently required them to be exposed to those who may carry the virus. If a single one of your employees get sick, that could be a million dollar verdict.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (trdmm)

I just saw today that Kroger employees have been getting an extra $2 an hour "hazard pay."

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)

99 68
L'Staat, c'est moi.

Posted by: Andrea Staat


Apres moi, le exude.

Posted by: A. Fauci at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (T6t7i)

100 24 And stay six feet away was a lie too
________________

Yep, all of this is bullshit. There isn't any "science" (as in, published scientific articles about experiments to prove it works, peer-reviewed studies, etc.) that support any of this "social distancing" or lock-down crapola.

These so-called "experts" just pulled this stuff out of their asses. And demanded that the rest of us go along with it, because . . . science!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (k4dH2)

101 4
Just posted this on previous thread...



Neil Ferguson's lover's name?



Ms. Staat. You can't make this shit up.





Posted by: Tami at May 05, 2020 02:57 PM (cF8AT)

_________


"Ms. Steak > Ms. Staat" -- Barack Obama, on his wife

Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (WktGK)

102 She said on the Mohs Scale, Mr. Ferguson is a 1. But there may have been some experimental bias.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (4dMoq)

103 53 "Neil Ferguson's lover's name?


Ms. Staat. You can't make this shit up.
"


We are living an Ayn Rand novel.

Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted



Yep. Also a Huxley and Orwell too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (exWob)

104 We're living in someone's shitty script. I mean that literally.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (4dMoq)
---
Pandemic 2020: The Canceled Series

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (Eicbe)

105 By the by, I downloaded the list of snitches in St. Louis. I wanted to see if I knew anybody on the list. Thankfully I didn't see any names that were familiar.

I did notice the names were about 70/30 female to male




70/30 Karen v Hector.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (At/8G)

106 Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (gVtZb)

I mean she clearly has low self esteem. Not sure how much he's big dick daddy here as opposed to an opportunist.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (bHZqN)

107 71 Roundup and Baby Powder say hello

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (xceTB)

108 Fauci and Sally Quinn? My god. Nuke DC.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (ja/kn)

109 One of the mystery's of life. What kind of woman would voluntarily knock boots with Woody Allen?
------------------
Ahh, the Ronan Farrow conundrum.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (3RtbT)

110 @35Sorry Tom, I forgot to add that a big verdict for an illness just doesn't happen. There are no punitive damages (no one was acting maliciously) and like I said, a plaintiff has to prove out-of pocket damages. Flu medicine, or missed work?
But the biggest hurdle is causation. Impossible to prove.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (AwPyG)

111 I sort of like the idea of creating a hero that is wrong about everything he's been responsible for in a high-level government job where he keeps failing up, eventually funding research into bioweapons but sending the money to lax-standards China because he knew it would be frowned upon in places that might prevent it from infecting the entire world.

It really is like a Woody Allen movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (IwDj9)

112 These so-called "experts" just pulled this stuff out of their asses.
And demanded that the rest of us go along with it, because . . .
science!


They're pulling stuff out of their asses. 6' is a minimum.

Posted by: pep at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (T6t7i)

113 Can I be Ms Staats assistant cuck-husband??

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (sjdRT)

114 Leftist ladies/wine moms/chardonnay grandmas (h/t Styx 666) seem to be really thirsty and gold-diggery/groupie-y, always pining for some famous and/or powerful person that appears on the scene (Cuomo and *present day Fauci). And/or devouring novels about being a "consenting" sex slave to some billionaire.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (9hauA)

115 And the whore looks like you would think she does.

Posted by: Archer at May 05, 2020 03:09 PM (gmo/4)

116 The only question is:

Do people with bad or absent moral structures adopt left-wing views as a way to justify their misbehaviour and hypocrisy?

...or...

Do people with left-wing views generally also have bad or absent moral structures because the same character flaws inevitably manifest in both types of evil?

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (N9G0H)

117 87 We are currently in a world-wide demonstration of the bad side of putting exspurts in charge.
Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (Eicbe)

We are also seeing what happens to America when we choose perceived safety over Freedom.

According to current logic, in order to save a few thousand lives, we must all stay in our homes and destroy our economy.

Note, traffic deaths are down, thus we should keep these rules in place, forever.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (NgKpN)

118 WTF is wrong with these people?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (KnJdm)

119 And stay six feet away was a lie too
________________

Yep, all of this is bullshit. There isn't any "science" (as in, published scientific articles about experiments to prove it works, peer-reviewed studies, etc.) that support any of this "social distancing" or lock-down crapola.

These so-called "experts" just pulled this stuff out of their asses. And demanded that the rest of us go along with it, because . . . science!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (k4dH2)
---
They wanted more than 3 feet, so they put in a buffer. It's six feet because it's also ~ 2 meters. If you listen to Europeans converse, they'll talk about 2 meters.

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (Eicbe)

120 If this was fiction no one would believe it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (wuzbx)

121 Sally Quinn also used to put hexes on people she didn't like and then brag when something went wrong in the persons life. She once noted a persons having gotten cancer after having one of her little spells put on them.

This from her own autobiography.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (AD3JT)

122 "Neil Ferguson's lover's name?


Ms. Staat. You can't make this shit up.
"


We are living an Ayn Rand novel.

Posted by: freaked and completely disgusted at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (Tnijr)


Is that the name of a Rand character? I don't read Ayn Rand.

Someone needs to post a picture of her so I can see if she looks like what I expect her to look like.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)

123 Sexy epidemiologist's modeling predicts he has an 8-1/2 inch erect penis. The actual data came up significantly short of that. Someone must have bent the curve downward.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (Fc5rx)

124

Expect more of this if these totalitarian governors continue to impose their nazi rules on us:

If golf is so unsafe, why do 47 states think it's safe?" Cullen said. "I mean, if golf is that unsafe, then Governor Baker should come out and tell these other states that they're wrong, and he should tell Massachusetts citizens that they cannot cross that border."

"I've put my faith in him and our patience is done," Cullen said of Baker. "At this point, unfortunately, if we don't open in a few weeks, we're done."

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (qqhPL)

125 Discovered this morning that my GAF meter is broken. Checked on the manufacturer's website about repairs. I was informed that, due to the Covid 19 panicdema, I should expect a 16 to 20 week wait time. Tossed it in the junk drawer.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


You can't spell pandemic without panicked dems.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (At/8G)

126 2. Why on earth do lefty women think Anthony Fauci is a sex symbol? Have they never seen a real man?

***

Most lefty women seem to want a man that will tell them what to do. Look at the number of wine moms that are having sweaty thoughts about Governors Cuomo, Baker, and even Whitmer....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (WdocV)

127 Susan says the Doomsday Doc is a great lay and she completely understands Antonia Staats driving across town to gather up some rolling stone 'Rona output.

Posted by: Captain Bill Kristol, SS Cuck! at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (NVYyb)

128
Chocolate ice cream, pizza and ribeyes have been found to be 100% effective in preventing infection from the coronavirus. This is a study I have conducted. Science, bitchzz!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (mht8P)

129 Maybe Fauci wears size 14 shoes - charisma baby!

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (xceTB)

130 >>>What kind of woman would voluntarily knock boots with Woody Allen?

a daughterish one

Posted by: A Nefarious Otter at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (PbpT7)

131 According to current logic, in order to save a few thousand lives, we must all stay in our homes and destroy our economy.

Note, traffic deaths are down, thus we should keep these rules in place, forever.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (NgKpN)
---
While the government crams Covid-19 patients into nursing homes for EQUALITY! (And likely covert-euthanizing)

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (Eicbe)

132 She is also 6'2 and around 260 if anyone guessed that one.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (gVtZb)
---
Almost Belgian health minister material.

Posted by: Menack at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (buTO7)

133 You're not allowed to bang presidential widows in the U.S.??


Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:03 PM (TQ/zJ)

---
name a current one you'd be interested in.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (dlZr1)

134 It is a lot like global warming. If you preach about it, you don't have to be held accountable for your own sins.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (Hcsoi)

135 These so-called "experts" just pulled this stuff out of their asses. And demanded that the rest of us go along with it, because . . . science!
---------------------
Medical science is mostly heuristic, which means 'rule of thumb.' No one is supposed to know where they thumb has been before the remedy is offered.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2020 03:11 PM (3RtbT)

136 371 I had to buy a car part yesterday and the store had signs on the door saying a mask was required. I decided that I would enter as I was and deal with the consequences. I was pleasantly surprised to see that non one in the store,including the cashiers, were wearing masks. No one even mentioned it.

Civil disobedience might be the key to breaking the tyranny.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2020 03:00 PM (IDhUW)

Reposted because relevant here.

If rules don't apply to the "elites" , they don't apply to me.

Civil disobedience.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (IDhUW)

137 Andy Lack? Neil Ferguson?

The defenestration of progs.

Posted by: JEM at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (8erNz)

138 Posted by: Ktgreat at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (AD3JT)

Satan definitely stoking that fire for her.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (bHZqN)

139 Someone needs to post a picture of her so I can see if she looks like what I expect her to look like.

***


Thin, blonde, somewhat pretty, not well endowed - think Gwyneth Paltrow.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (WdocV)

140 f golf is so unsafe, why do 47 states think it's safe?" Cullen said. "I mean, if golf is that unsafe, then Governor Baker should come out and tell these other states that they're wrong, and he should tell Massachusetts citizens that they cannot cross that border."

"I've put my faith in him and our patience is done," Cullen said of Baker. "At this point, unfortunately, if we don't open in a few weeks, we're done."
Posted by: Soothsayer



If golf is so unsafe, why was Barky Obola caught out golfing?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (At/8G)

141 "Always leave six inches between the tip of your dick and her cervix."

"Well, for us, that's not a problem, because her vagina's all stretched out and my dick is really small."

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (N9G0H)

142 Someone needs to post a picture of her so I can see if she looks like what I expect her to look like.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)


Nope, she's just a blond tart. I was expecting dark hair, stern eyebrows, permanent scowl.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (hku12)

143 11
Her mask had a hole in it.


Posted by: Roland THTG at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (88+cf)

__________


This gives new meaning to the term "front hole."

Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (WktGK)

144 It's like everything else, the elite's policy prescriptions are for the proles, not themselves.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (H5knJ)

145 I see that many businesses in the California Bay Area (the right-wing TrumpThugliKKKan capital of the nation, as we all know) are telling BlewSome to blow them, and opening back up in defiance of his Imperial Whims.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (mNq/0)

146
Substitute "golf" with any other type of business or function or activity.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (qqhPL)

147 Maybe she thought vitamin D cured the covid

Posted by: Priapism at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (2cfUo)

148 Yes, Anthony has seduced the whole damn nation.

Posted by: Caliban at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (QE8X6)

149
"Burning witches prevents the spread of miasmas." - 14th century scientist

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2020 03:13 PM (mht8P)

150 @107
Note that neither of those "dangerous, cancer-causing" products has been banned by the FDA.

I used to work on cases where a plaintiff's attorney finds someone who's died of a rare cancer, and then files suit against every household product you can imagine, hoping to "shakedown" a settlement.You'd need an medical expert who will (lie) testify that there is causation, but it will get thrown out because the judge doesn't have to believe the expert.Courts have been tamping down on the abuses lately

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:13 PM (AwPyG)

151
"A Fredo situation here"--a Fredo the elder or Fredo the Lesser?

Posted by: irongrampa at May 05, 2020 03:13 PM (KATBx)

152 Maybe she thought vitamin D cured the covid
____

I have a new pickup line on Match.com. Thanks!

Posted by: Obligatory at May 05, 2020 03:13 PM (WdocV)

153 Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (WdocV)

She's not thin. Shes not obese either but thin ain't the word.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 05, 2020 03:13 PM (bHZqN)

154 2. Why on earth do lefty women think Anthony Fauci is a sex symbol? Have they never seen a real man?
________________

They're lefties, so no, probably not. They hang around with men (so to speak) who think like them. Soy boy douche-bags with greasy man-buns and onesie p.j.'s

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 05, 2020 03:13 PM (k4dH2)

155 > She is also 6'2 and around 260 if anyone guessed that one.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 05, 2020 03:01 PM (gVtZb)


That is Hawt!! I like the women who openly cheat on me to be like Vikings.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 05, 2020 03:13 PM (sjdRT)

156 Someone needs to post a picture of her so I can see if she looks like what I expect her to look like.

***


Thin, blonde, somewhat pretty, not well endowed - think Gwyneth Paltrow.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (WdocV)


Yeah, that's a good match. Sadly, I was expecting more like Natasha, from Boris and Natasha of Bullwinkle fame.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:14 PM (hku12)

157 > I had to buy a car part yesterday and the store had signs on the door saying a mask was required

Likely the notice was required by whichever communist thug is running your region at the moment.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2020 03:14 PM (mNq/0)

158 86:2. Why on earth do lefty women think Anthony Fauci is a sex symbol? Have they never seen a real man?


No

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 05, 2020 03:14 PM (exWob)

159 Why on earth do lefty women think Anthony Fauci is a sex symbol? Have they never seen a real man?
---
Jordan Petersen said that 80% of females compete for 20% of males.

Of course, they settle but the males that appear to be masterful will make them wet their panties again.

I think its the illusion of his being masterful that's got the Dem fems in estrus.

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:14 PM (Eicbe)

160 WTF is wrong with these people?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (KnJdm)
........

Apparently, all kinds of weird shit.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2020 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

161 Am I the only one noticing all these people are interconnected?

Posted by: Inogame at May 05, 2020 03:14 PM (+2xjH)

162
One of the mystery's of life. What kind of woman would voluntarily knock boots with Woody Allen?
Posted by: Abiss at May 05, 2020 03:06 PM (Y8DtA)



Not too big a mystery.

Dude's very rich and powerful in the Hollywood sense(or was)

ie. he can get you into his movies.

Plenty of hawt actresses around willing to buy into that bargain.


Hell, look at Harvey Weinstein. Looks like a Rumpelstiltskin who likes to jack-off on house plants.

How'd he ever get any action?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2020 03:14 PM (CDVfT)

163 Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (gVtZb)

Don't quite understand about what your story
about what you did in college have to do with this situation with the academic and his married girlfriend. She doesn't look particularly fat. She, does, however looks like she has bad taste in lipstick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2020 03:15 PM (bW1Yb)

164 Diseased side-pieces for me, but not for thee.


Somehow, I am OK with this.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 05, 2020 03:15 PM (KnJdm)

165 Why on earth do lefty women think Anthony Fauci is a sex symbol?
..........

They have a thing for garden gnomes.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2020 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

166 The only question is:

Do people with bad or absent moral structures adopt left-wing views as a way to justify their misbehaviour and hypocrisy?

...or...

Do people with left-wing views generally also have bad or absent moral structures because the same character flaws inevitably manifest in both types of evil?
Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (N9G0H)

https://mobile.twitter.com/HashtagGriswold/status/
1257682060287905794

It's like you also saw this (remove space).

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:15 PM (9hauA)

167 Posted by: Inogame at May 05, 2020 03:14 PM (+2xjH)

Feature not a bug.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 05, 2020 03:15 PM (bHZqN)

168 WTF is wrong with these people?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

For a detailed explanation, please refer to the DSM-5 manual.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..safety off at May 05, 2020 03:15 PM (PFJ+U)

169 It's like everything else, the elite's policy prescriptions are for the proles, not themselves.
***

A lot of outlets targeted at wealthy leftists have been complaining of late that the proles are running everything - golf, wine, travel, etc.


Corona panic is EXACTLY what the doctor ordered for them. Lower the number of companies so the costs skyrocket and suddenly you are back to no more working class people bumping elbows with you in Rome or the local country club....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:15 PM (WdocV)

170 "Burning witches prevents the spread of miasmas." - 14th century scientist
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh




"Burning witches prevents the spread of miasmas."

2020 Bumpersticker finalist.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:15 PM (At/8G)

171 "Doyenne" is how Carla pronounced Diane's name on "Cheers".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 05, 2020 03:15 PM (dfRN6)

172 Note, traffic deaths are down, thus we should keep these rules in place, forever.


--

Nope. Traffic deaths are up. Significantly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:16 PM (IwDj9)

173
People are starting to realize that the only places that need quarantine are 10-15 cities in the entire USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:16 PM (qqhPL)

174 I think its the illusion of his being masterful that's got the Dem fems in estrus.


yeah ...in this case tho??!

maybe it's a side effect of birth control pills or something?

the dude looks like a gremlin

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 05, 2020 03:16 PM (j9HX3)

175 They have a thing for garden gnomes.

Leave us out of this, boss.

Posted by: robert reich at May 05, 2020 03:16 PM (H5knJ)

176 Why on earth do lefty women think Anthony Fauci is a sex symbol? Have they never seen a real man?
---
Jordan Petersen said that 80% of females compete for 20% of males.

Of course, they settle but the males that appear to be masterful will make them wet their panties again.

I think its the illusion of his being masterful that's got the Dem fems in estrus.
Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:14 PM (Eicbe)



Heck, he shut down an entire country and ruined an economy with his words.

That's power, baby.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2020 03:17 PM (CDVfT)

177 Niall Ferguson> Neil Ferguson

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:17 PM (CqE5x)

178 eek

second woman in

https://images.app.goo.gl/8qyvwTuV2AkYajpn8

Posted by: A Nefarious Otter at May 05, 2020 03:17 PM (PbpT7)

179
Do people with bad or absent moral structures adopt left-wing views as a way to justify their misbehaviour and hypocrisy?



...or...



Do people with left-wing views generally also have bad or absent
moral structures because the same character flaws inevitably manifest in
both types of evil?

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (N9G0H)

It's hard to say because there's a lot of brainwashing involved. So you're looking at the people at the top of the lefty power structure - and the answer for them is probably mostly B.

The brainwashing techniques purposely employ the existing conscience of decent people to corrupt them, so I just don't count those in these conversations. I'd hazard about 50% of all lefties are victims of brainwashing and cult techniques. Which is why they lash out so ridiculously as soon as they are shown any hint of the truth.

Many grow out of it or find their way out, but are then replaced by a neverending stream of younger brainwashed people and future cult leaders.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:17 PM (4dMoq)

180 Back in the 90s, Harvey Fierstein produced a Broadway show called Safe Sex. I believe it closed opening night. I guess Unsafe Sex was always more popular, as it remains today.

Posted by: Mona Charen at May 05, 2020 03:17 PM (gnl1m)

181
Another sanctimonious sock o' shit gets his comeuppance ... hahahahaha!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 05, 2020 03:17 PM (5ZRXN)

182 152 Maybe she thought vitamin D cured the covid
____

I have a new pickup line on Match.com. Thanks!


You can also let them it can be administered orally or as a suppository.

Posted by: Priapism at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (2cfUo)

183 Do people with left-wing views generally also have bad or absent moral structures because the same character flaws inevitably manifest in both types of evil?
Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (N9G0H)


I think it's either/or/and. It's the by product of living at the absolute center of your own universe. 'Right' is what you say it is, and there is no god large enough to refute it to your mind. Eventually, anything, does in fact, go.

Posted by: Abiss at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (Y8DtA)

184 So it is a "Do as I say, not as I do" with regard to the China Flue lockdown as evidenced by the Cuomos, and the cuck mentioned above.
It is also a DAISNAID with climate change as the biggest names preaching we must act now are the ones with access to private planes, yachts, huge mansions and think nothing flying coast to coast to get food.Yeah, lets hear more "wisdom" and dictates from these 'tards.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (N39Ws)

185 Nope. Traffic deaths are up. Significantly.


people are driving like IDIOTS out there!!!!

and every night I can hear (I won't say the road but it's famous for local drag racing and took the life of a minor celeb) very loud drag races - every night, not just every once in a while anymore

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (j9HX3)

186 her fashion sense is Modern Learning Disabled


https://www.flickr.com/photos/350org/7393800958

Posted by: A Nefarious Otter at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (PbpT7)

187 Truth, you are a strange cat.

Posted by: Fiction at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (V8zw+)

188 second woman in

https://images.app.goo.gl/8qyvwTuV2AkYajpn8


And that was 8 years ago ...

Posted by: spindrift at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (IvOed)

189 Fauci exudes alright.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (Y7v+0)

190 I think the "Dr Fauci is sexy" thing is something they do as part of their weird laughing-at-the-rubes gaslighting.

Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful) coos about how "sexy" Bernie is.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (AwPyG)

191
People are starting to realize that the only places that need quarantine are 10-15 cities in the entire USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:16 PM (qqhPL)


Surround one of those cities with a fence. Grill steaks and hamburgers upwind five feet on the safe side.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (mht8P)

192 eek

second woman in

https://images.app.goo.gl/8qyvwTuV2AkYajpn8
Posted by: A Nefarious Otter at May 05, 2020 03:17 PM (PbpT7)


quite the gunt

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (M+Lyo)

193
Incidentally, the golf course owner quoted above just lost a grandma to the chinese flu.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:19 PM (qqhPL)

194 185 Nope. Traffic deaths are up. Significantly.


people are driving like IDIOTS out there!!!!

and every night I can hear (I won't say the road but it's famous for local drag racing and took the life of a minor celeb) very loud drag races - every night, not just every once in a while anymore
------------------------
LA?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2020 03:19 PM (3RtbT)

195 name a current one you'd be interested in.
The novel says "Fauci" had to keep his affair with the President's widow a secret. Why would anyone be upset that a senior civil servant who just helped cure AIDS (or whatever) had begun 'dating' the presidential widow?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:19 PM (TQ/zJ)

196 Anyone reading and believing these lies and half-truths has a 60% chance of getting the Corona virus. That's science, people.

Posted by: Neil Ferguson at May 05, 2020 03:19 PM (nxvaK)

197 156:Thin, blonde, somewhat pretty, not well endowed - think Gwyneth Paltrow.


Blandly pretty. She has potential. Pretty eyes. Crazy, but pretty. Too bad about the insane levels of depravity.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 05, 2020 03:20 PM (exWob)

198 She has a slight resemblance to a doughy Judy Greer.

Posted by: pep at May 05, 2020 03:20 PM (T6t7i)

199 191
People are starting to realize that the only places that need quarantine are 10-15 cities in the entire USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:16 PM (qqhPL)

Surround one of those cities with a fence. Grill steaks and hamburgers upwind five feet on the safe side.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (mht8P)

============

*applies eyepatch*

Needs to be a wall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

200 t" does not believe their actions to be hypocritical because she considers the households to be one."

One big happy family, eh? So do the kids miss their uncle Neil? I guess the last time they saw him was Christmas dinner.

Does anybody check resumes anymore? This Ferguson guy is a physicist, not an epidemiologist, and has a record of being spectacularly wrong in his adopted field of "expertise", epidemiology.

Posted by: timactual at May 05, 2020 03:20 PM (pPXFf)

201 The sex life an old and probably ugly english broad and guy and I am suppose to be intrigued?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2020 03:21 PM (85Gof)

202 Leftism seems the antithesis of humility.
You see a lot of narcissists among the leftist power elite.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:21 PM (AwPyG)

203 Isn't "Estrus" a character from Hee-Haw??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:21 PM (TQ/zJ)

204 Wow. Fauci porn. I can't even...can't I?

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:21 PM (Eicbe)

205 200 t" does not believe their actions to be hypocritical because she considers the households to be one."

One big happy family, eh? So do the kids miss their uncle Neil? I guess the last time they saw him was Christmas dinner.

Does anybody check resumes anymore? This Ferguson guy is a physicist, not an epidemiologist, and has a record of being spectacularly wrong in his adopted field of "expertise", epidemiology.
Posted by: timactual at May 05, 2020 03:20 PM (pPXFf)

The 2 degrees celsius warming catastrophe metric was from an economist.

Posted by: Someguy at May 05, 2020 03:21 PM (Zm+LZ)

206 65
"Hey -- let's put the fate of the nation in the hands of some random left-wing scuzzball!"



Chapter 3 in "The Big Book of Terrible Ideas."

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 03:05 PM (N9G0H)

__________


Is this about Ferguson or Fauci? Yes, I know, embrace the power of *and* ...

Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 05, 2020 03:21 PM (WktGK)

207 200 Does anybody check resumes anymore? This Ferguson guy is a physicist, not an epidemiologist, and has a record of being spectacularly wrong in his adopted field of "expertise", epidemiology.
Posted by: timactual at May 05, 2020 03:20 PM (pPXFf)

========

His accent was enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:22 PM (UWqZJ)

208 190
I think the "Dr Fauci is sexy" thing is something they do as part of their weird laughing-at-the-rubes gaslighting.


They do it because it's counterintuitive, and because he's a very smart guy. Both of these attributes make the speaker very deep and perceptive, or at least they think it makes them sound that way, which is what they're all about.

Posted by: pep at May 05, 2020 03:22 PM (T6t7i)

209 Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful) coos about how "sexy" Bernie is.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (AwPyG)

She needs to get herself checked for a brain tumor.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:22 PM (9hauA)

210 Does anybody check resumes anymore? This Ferguson guy is a physicist, not an epidemiologist, and has a record of being spectacularly wrong in his adopted field of "expertise", epidemiology.
Posted by: timactual at May 05, 2020 03:20 PM (pPXFf)

*******

But he MEANS well...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2020 03:22 PM (flINI)

211 People are starting to realize that the only places that need quarantine are 10-15 cities in the entire USA.
***

As long as the NYC subways are open we know no one in power thinks this is a particularly serious disease. That is where the infections are coming from....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:22 PM (WdocV)

212 204 Wow. Fauci porn. I can't even...can't I?

Honey, I blew the economy

Posted by: Priapism at May 05, 2020 03:22 PM (2cfUo)

213 She is also 6'2 and around 260


*********

That's about 18.57 stone and 17 hands.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (Fc5rx)

214
OT:

Well it's been two brain surgeries over two-and-a-half weeks, but Lady YD is on the way home with my baby. Glad this is over.

Gotta get back to the grind now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (5jaxN)

215 190 I think the "Dr Fauci is sexy" thing is something they do as part of their weird laughing-at-the-rubes gaslighting.

Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful) coos about how "sexy" Bernie is.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (AwPyG)


Alternatively, it's a way to reward the behavior they deem good. Dude does his part to hurt Trump's election chance? "OMG, so hot."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (hA/7S)

216 I don't know, but I think she is lying about basing it on Fauci because he is in the news.

Coincidentally I wrote the Emperor's Mistress based on Melania in 1989.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

217 Reminder: Everything is a bell curve. And that means the "experts" are, themselves, a bell curve. For large numbers that means a whole lot of people are complete assholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (Boy/L)

218 Leftism seems the antithesis of humility.
You see a lot of narcissists among the leftist power elite.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:21 PM (AwPyG)
---
Leftism, in my current theory, IS essentially the attribution of good qualities (however judged) to yourself.

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (Eicbe)

219 Too bad about the insane levels of depravity.

___

Wait....that's a bad thing in a side piece?

Posted by: Obligatory at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (WdocV)

220 That's about 18.57 stone and 17 hands.

Posted by: Muldoon


I'm sorry, but you're going to have to translate that into cubits/light year.

Posted by: pep at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (T6t7i)

221 163 Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 05, 2020 03:07 PM (gVtZb)

Don't quite understand about what your story
about what you did in college have to do with this situation with the academic and his married girlfriend. She doesn't look particularly fat. She, does, however looks like she has bad taste in lipstick."

Well this guy got this giant tub of lard to drive over his house, knowing he had corona. That is some legendary shit. Even knowing he had corona she drove over his house, probably bringing beer and condoms, and spread her legs for him. Id give that dude a round of applause.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (gVtZb)

222 Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful) coos about how "sexy" Bernie is.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (AwPyG)
........

Wut? Man, I should send her a picture of my fine self. I'll need to cut my hair with the hedge clippers first.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

223 And once again the sanctimonious bullshit pushed by our elites turns out to be a smoke screen for their degenerate behavior. Remember this every time one of these fucking scum tries to assert some kind of phony moral authority over you.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (0Uf+z)

224 FFS. We need better experts. This is stupid.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (H6oke)

225 That's about 18.57 stone and 17 hands.
Posted by: Muldoon


She's all hands, baby!

Posted by: Neil Ferguson at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (nxvaK)

226 217 Reminder: Everything is a bell curve. And that means the "experts" are, themselves, a bell curve. For large numbers that means a whole lot of people are complete assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (Boy/L)

========

There are a lot of other distributions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (UWqZJ)

227 Isn't "Estrus" a character from Hee-Haw??
Posted by: andycanuck


Aunt Estrus? I believe so.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (At/8G)

228 Ack! Large puppeh just launched herself into my lap and onto my work computer.

God know what I may have just emailed and to whom!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (dfRN6)

229 >178
eek



second woman in



https://images.app.goo.gl/8qyvwTuV2AkYajpn8

Posted by: A Nefarious Otter at May 05, 2020 03:17 PM (PbpT7)


She just looks like she wants Floki to make her a special new boat to go raid the Saxons in North Umbria.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (sjdRT)

230 157 > I had to buy a car part yesterday and the store had signs on the door saying a mask was required

Likely the notice was required by whichever communist thug is running your region at the moment.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2020 03:14 PM (mNq/0)

I think certai store chains are requiring it.

I was happy to see that everyone was ignoring it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (IDhUW)

231 You see a lot of narcissists among the leftist power elite.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:21 PM (AwPyG)

******

Not Probable


Posted by: Preznit Urkel Narcissus X at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (flINI)

232
Well it's been two brain surgeries over two-and-a-half weeks, but Lady YD is on the way home with my baby. Glad this is over.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


It's nice to hear good news for a change.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:25 PM (qqhPL)

233 Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful) coos about how "sexy" Bernie is.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (AwPyG)



I don't care how hot she is. Every time I schtup her I'll have Buddy Ebsen's face in my mind...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:25 PM (s2VJv)

234 There are a lot of other distributions.

Everything is a bell curve.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 05, 2020 03:25 PM (Boy/L)

235 It was consensual short distancing, premature exuding, premature gushing.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 05, 2020 03:25 PM (9PtLS)

236 Who are people asking to see a picture of-Sally Quinn or Antonia Staats?. If you click on the link Ace provided you will see a picture of Neil Ferguson and Antonia Staats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2020 03:25 PM (bW1Yb)

237 A local "artist" here painted a mural of Fauci.

Called him "our Churchill."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 05, 2020 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

238 The 2 degrees celsius warming catastrophe metric was from an economist.

--

The "we've only got 11 years left to stop global warming!!!" that the Democrats keep citing but not attributing?

NYT article. From 1989.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:25 PM (IwDj9)

239

I think everyone who has lost their job because of the hysteria created by Ferguson's model should have 5 minutes alone with him to "thank" him personally for their unemployment

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (imkrr)

240 I think the "Dr Fauci is sexy" thing is something they do as part of their weird laughing-at-the-rubes gaslighting.

***

There is also an element of women in general, and lefty women in specifics, really not being honest about what is "sexy" to them.

See how many lefty women go on about how a househusband that does all the chores and takes care of the kids is sexy....and then notice that the ones with the option to chose are married to bankers, corporate executives, etc....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (WdocV)

241 You see a lot of narcissists among the leftist power elite.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:21 PM (AwPyG)


Read my link from this morning from David Horowitz on Malig-Nancy's Leftist power tripping.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (s2VJv)

242 I'm sorry, but you're going to have to translate that into cubits/light year.
Posted by: pep at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (T6t7i)


Furlong-Firkin-Fortnight, please.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (PiwSw)

243 tons of 'strong women' who admitted they moistened up at the thought of the Creepy Porn Lawyer

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (RKQ/v)

244 If I'm being honest, Covid is the least dangerous virus I'm filling her with.

Posted by: Neil "Nailer" Ferguson at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)

245 That's about 18.57 stone and 17 hands.
Posted by: Muldoon


She's all hands, baby!
Posted by: Neil Ferguson



Alligators can grow 16 feet or more.
But most only have 4.
-AOC

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (At/8G)

246 As long as the NYC subways are open we know no one in power thinks this is a particularly serious disease. That is where the infections are coming from....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:22 PM (WdocV)

Didn't Cuomo or someone just announce the other day that they would *start* sterilizing subway cars every night?

O_O

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (9hauA)

247 HEY!!! they are our "Betters" they can do what they want. They are soooo much smarter

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (Lrula)

248 Congrats YD, continued prayers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (r+sAi)

249 13 Willowed but a pertinent point:
This focus on liability for open businesses is a non-starter. A plaintiff would
have to prove they caught the virus at the place, and that's impossible.
They would also have to show monetary damages suffered.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 02:58 PM (AwPyG)
--------------

The cost of defense is enough to bankrupt most small businesses. Heck, it's enough to bankrupt most medium sized businesses.

it's easy to say, "Impossible to prove" but, it still costs thousands to tens of thousands to defend against such a lawsuit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 03:26 PM (WEBkv)

250 Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (gVtZb)

The blonde woman in the picture linked above looks like a tub of lard?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (bW1Yb)

251
Reminder: Everything is a bell curve. And that means the "experts" are, themselves, a bell curve. For large numbers that means a whole lot of people are complete assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (Boy/L)


More like a power law curve, with "common sense" as the X axis.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (mht8P)

252 Oh, I totally believe lib women get their panties wet for Fauci. Ever been in a room with Henry Kissinger? I have, and you can believe women slobber all over the guy. You can put Tom Brady, Donald Trump, and Godfather II era Robert De Niro in a room, all the ladies will be looking to Hank. I've never met anyone who denied seeing it.

The SSH would probably justify this as personal magnetism mattering even more than power or status, others would say they blend together. I say "chicks dig psychopaths." And I'm right.

Posted by: trev006 at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (B0H1y)

253 It"s the same reason people can't speculate that they caught cancer from household products. If a court allows it, a big red flag that the court is corrupt.
=====

Well, shit. Now you tell us...

Posted by: Round-Up and Baby Powder at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (0CfO9)

254 Well this guy got this giant tub of lard to drive over his house, knowing he had corona. That is some legendary shit.

It would be legendary if she was Margot Robbie.

It is sad all around since she is Antonia Staats.

He probably offered her a roll of Charmin or something.

Posted by: spindrift at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (IvOed)

255 Everything is a bell curve.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


I think not.

Posted by: Delta function at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (T6t7i)

256 Called him "our Churchill."

Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (Boy/L)

257 This would be like predicting future weather devastation for all coasts on earth but buying up beachfront property anyway.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (4dMoq)

258 Well it's been two brain surgeries over two-and-a-half weeks, but Lady YD is on the way home with my baby. Glad this is over.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

That is good news; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (bW1Yb)

259 You see a lot of narcissists among the leftist power elite.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:21 PM (AwPyG)


Read my link from this morning from David Horowitz on Malig-Nancy's Leftist power tripping.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Nanzi won't allow Congress to do mail in voting because it's not secure...

But mail in voting for president is.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (At/8G)

260 116 The only question is:

Do people with bad or absent moral structures adopt left-wing views as a way to justify their misbehaviour and hypocrisy?

...or...

Do people with left-wing views generally also have bad or absent moral structures because the same character flaws inevitably manifest in both types of evil?

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (N9G0H)

Yes.

Posted by: Tami at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (cF8AT)

261 The only question is:

Do people with bad or absent moral structures adopt left-wing views as a way to justify their misbehaviour and hypocrisy?

...or...

Do people with left-wing views generally also have bad or absent moral structures because the same character flaws inevitably manifest in both types of evil?
Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 03:10 PM (N9G0H)
=======
Isn't "embrace the power of and" still a rule in the HQ style book? I know phrasing has been declared suspended or revoked. Whoever has the stlye book needs to weigh in.

Posted by: PennaLady at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (8HBLI)

262 253 It"s the same reason people can't speculate that they caught cancer from household products. If a court allows it, a big red flag that the court is corrupt.
=====

Well, shit. Now you tell us...
Posted by: Round-Up and Baby Powder at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (0CfO9)


I saw Roundup and Baby Powder open for Peaches and Herb at the Apollo Theater in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (s2VJv)

263 222 Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful)

Last time I visited her Twitter she had some HOT workout pics up. Amazingly fit, Jed is.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (+7yf7)

264 Charisma. It doesn't mean what she thinks it means.

Posted by: shibumi, on covid house arrest at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCiJZ)

265 Fauci is Gollum all growed up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (aKsyK)

266 214
OT:

Well it's been two brain surgeries over two-and-a-half weeks, but Lady YD is on the way home with my baby. Glad this is over.

Gotta get back to the grind now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (5jaxN)

Glad to hear your baby is coming home. Your posts about your family make me smile. It is apparent that you are enjoying your family.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (IDhUW)

267 Nanzi won't allow Congress to do mail in voting because it's not secure...

More secure now that John Brennan isn't running the CIA.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (Boy/L)

268 Isn't "Estrus" a character from Hee-Haw??
Posted by: andycanuck


Aunt Estrus? I believe so.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:24 PM (At/8G)

******

Aunt Estrus was on Sanford and Son

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (flINI)

269 If James Bond were alive he would have killed this man. Britain needs James Bond.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2020 03:29 PM (3RtbT)

270 190 I think the "Dr Fauci is sexy" thing is something they do as part of their weird laughing-at-the-rubes gaslighting.



Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful) coos about how "sexy" Bernie is.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (AwPyG)





Alternatively, it's a way to reward the behavior they deem good.
Dude does his part to hurt Trump's election chance? "OMG, so hot."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 05, 2020 03:23 PM (hA/7S)

It's amazing how utterly excellent both of these theories are.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:29 PM (4dMoq)

271 That's about 18.57 stone and 17 hands.
I'll be in my stall.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:29 PM (TQ/zJ)

272 Is Sally Quinn the hot blonde who wears hot pants and carries a baseball bat?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2020 03:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

273
Please notice how the senseless spike in projected deaths from the unreliable liars just happens to occur hours after the new Fake News Narrative of how badly the US is doing while the chinese shits are fairing so well.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:29 PM (qqhPL)

274 It can't be said enough:

WTF is wrong with these people???

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (q6jjE)

275 I think the "Dr Fauci is sexy" thing is something they do as part of their weird laughing-at-the-rubes gaslighting.

Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful) coos about how "sexy" Bernie is.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (AwPyG)

Bernie is Gross and Fauci is ok looking but he's certainly no Netanyahu or Trump - they both have that certain something Fauci lacks.

Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

276 Didn't Cuomo or someone just announce the other day that they would *start* sterilizing subway cars every night?

***

So...that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.


The problem isn't the virus sneaking onto the trains at night. It is being face to face with other people for an hour long subway ride together.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (WdocV)

277 269 If James Bond were alive he would have killed this man. Britain needs James Bond.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2020 03:29 PM (3RtbT)


They want James Bond.
They'd settle for Jame Gumb.
They'll get Jane Blonde.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (s2VJv)

278 Ever been in a room with Henry Kissinger

how TALL is he? he is also distinguished, has a deep voice, and is very intelligent

Fauci is hyper little freaky spaz midget

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (j9HX3)

279 Women are "attracted" by what they think other women find attractive. In public, anyway.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (ja/kn)

280 How, as a woman, could you pass up that hunk of a man?

Posted by: TheHoser at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (IDjUx)

281 What's more, the virus could mutate - a recent study conducted by Chinese scientists suggests that it has once already - meaning the same people infected once before could be infected again with a new strain, ultimately causing a second wave of illness.

.. and a third, fourth & so on & so on

IT'S GONNA KILL US ALL ! !

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (3aI0K)

282 Bernie is Gross and Fauci is ok looking but he's certainly no Netanyahu or Trump - they both have that certain something Fauci lacks.
Posted by: LASue


Billions $?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (At/8G)

283
That revised graph is hilarious. It's just like all the fake global warming graphs.

All they do is move the Spike in the chart as time goes by and proves their previous projections false!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (qqhPL)

284 So...that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.


The problem isn't the virus sneaking onto the trains at night. It is being face to face with other people for an hour long subway ride together.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (WdocV)

*snicker*

And they think WE"RE the rubes!

Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

285 Isn't Fauci like 5'1"?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (qnowH)

286 272 Is Sally Quinn the hot blonde who wears hot pants and carries a baseball bat?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2020 03:29 PM (Uu+Jp)



"She's mighty, mighty..."

- - Manfred Mann channeling the Commodores

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (s2VJv)

287 >> A local "artist" here painted a mural of Fauci.

Called him "our Churchill."


Gah, these people thirst so hard for new gods to worship.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (bDqIh)

288 The novel says "Fauci" had to keep his affair with the President's widow a secret. Why would anyone be upset that a senior civil servant who just helped cure AIDS (or whatever) had begun 'dating' the presidential widow?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:19 PM (TQ/zJ)


Ryan, our friendly neighborhood "Pitch Meeting" guy, will often have his producer ask the screenwriter about some obvious plot device, that in real life would be pointless. He'll say "why didn't he just..."

Whatever it is.

So here, the question is, why didn't they just announce their relationship?

In the pitch meetings the answer is "so the movie can happen." Here, the answer is, so the book can happen. They kept the affair a secret, because otherwise, no book.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (hku12)

289 I hope Neil Ferguson's dick falls off. Even better, someone lights him on fire, feet first and shoots him with adrenaline darts until we are sure he's dead. I want to hear the screams and crying.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (4TEzd)

290 But mail in voting for president is.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (At/8G)
---
Where it's none of her fucking business.

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (Eicbe)

291 think the "Dr Fauci is sexy" thing is something they do as part of their weird laughing-at-the-rubes gaslighting.

Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful) coos about how "sexy" Bernie is.
=====

These hoes should start looking elsewhere because I doubt either of these codgers have gotten it up in decades.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (fG523)

292 Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful) coos about how "sexy" Bernie is.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:18 PM (AwPyG)

She has become quite annoying lately.

Posted by: Tami at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (cF8AT)

293 285 Isn't Fauci like 5'1"?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (qnowH)


"Litle twerp!"

- - Robert B. Reichhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - uh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (s2VJv)

294 Based on the picture in the article ace linked 'Rona thot isn't bad looking. She's improved since this, assuming it is her:

https://images.app.goo.gl/8qyvwTuV2AkYajpn8

(Linked by someone above)

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (9hauA)

295 I saw Hyper Little Freaky Spaz Midget open for Murder Hag back in the 70's.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (4dMoq)

296 Isn't Fauci like 5'1"?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (qnowH)


Something wrong with that?

Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

297 Women are "attracted" by what they think other women find attractive. In public, anyway.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (ja/kn)

This.

Also, for any younger man out there, don't listen to what women tell; WATCH what they do.
I learned this too late.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (CqE5x)

298 So here, the question is, why didn't they just announce their relationship?

In the pitch meetings the answer is "so the movie can happen." Here, the answer is, so the book can happen. They kept the affair a secret, because otherwise, no book.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (hku12)
---
I'm going to ask you to get *all the way* off my back about that announcement thing.

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (Eicbe)

299 they both have that certain something Fauci lacks.



It's the Alpha.


I could bully Fauci. The Donald, Pompeo, even Pence not so much.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (qnowH)

300 283 That revised graph is hilarious. It's just like all the fake global warming graphs.

All they do is move the Spike in the chart as time goes by and proves their previous projections false!
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (qqhPL)


Everything is a five year plan...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (s2VJv)

301 Belabors the world with 'We're all gonna die unless you listen to me!"- check
Had to self-quarantine self - check
Had a little something-something on the side visit - check
She's in an 'open marriage'\Slut-on-demand arrangement - check
Visited 'several times' - Oooo-la-la! - check
Had to walk away from his gig, for 'reasons' - Checkmate!


Peons and proles should mind your own #*($% biz... Man can't live by just food and seclusion alone...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (zL/eJ)

302 He probably offered her a roll of Charmin or something.
Posted by: spindrift at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (IvOed)


Pfff. Average guys could've turned that w/ half a bagel and a cold green bean...

Posted by: Abiss at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (Y8DtA)

303 @253
Again, allow me to point out that Round-up and baby powder are for sale, and not banned by the FDA.
The horde should be a more skeptical group

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (AwPyG)

304 I tried to tell you about the subway. But would you listen?

Posted by: john rocker at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (H5knJ)

305 92 Is doyenne a fancy Washington DC term for whore? Like Senator means thieving liar.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 05, 2020 03:08 PM (bML9A)

You can call yourself a "doyenne" if you charge more than 20 bucks for a blowjob.

Posted by: Roy at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (Ti+Tv)

306 That's the best pic of her possible. She's got a beer gut in other photos I've seen.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (2DOZq)

307 300
Everything is a five year plan...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (s2VJv)

========

2 + 2 = 5

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (UWqZJ)

308
Elon Musk and singer Grimes announced the birth of their first child together on Tuesday, telling fans their son's name is X Æ A-12.





Pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (imkrr)

309

Wait, isn't today some sort of stupid fake mexican holiday?

Isn't today the mexican version of St Patrick's day?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (qqhPL)

310 Women are "attracted" by what they think other women find attractive. In public, anyway.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (ja/kn)

---
Which is probably how it ends up being 80% of the women after 20% of the men. It doesn't have to be a fixed thing.

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (Eicbe)

311 Women are "attracted" by what they think other women find attractive. In public, anyway.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (ja/kn)

That's why MOST guys will never get more "come on" looks from attractive women than when they are OUT with attractive women.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (CqE5x)

312 This would be like predicting future weather devastation for all coasts on earth but buying up beachfront property anyway.
Like Obama, David Suzuki and Tim Flannery. [DuckDuckGo the last two if you don't know of them.]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (TQ/zJ)

313 307 300
Everything is a five year plan...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (s2VJv)

========

2 + 2 = 5
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (UWqZJ)


"Wait, I know this!"

- - Toothy McBigTits

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (s2VJv)

314 Please notice how the senseless spike in projected deaths from the unreliable liars just happens to occur hours after the new Fake News Narrative of how badly the US is doing while the chinese shits are fairing so well.

If anyone ever starts analyzing how many of these fatalities are really covid, they'll be deprecating everything by 35%.

Of course, it will be in no one's interest to produce those numbers, so that's a forty-eight-point comic sans IF.

Posted by: JEM at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (8erNz)

315 >I learned this too late.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (CqE5x)


But just think about how much time this has allowed you to perfect your fake Romney tweets.


You're welcome.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (sjdRT)

316 This jerk (The academic) should get his backside sued off for the hits which England took economically.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (bW1Yb)

317
And wasn't Hiden' Biden supposed to pick his vp today?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (qqhPL)

318 285 Isn't Fauci like 5'1"?

I'm taller on my back

Posted by: Horse Cock Fauci at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (2cfUo)

319 Fauci is a fucking warthog. How do you make a romance novel about a warthog? Quinn is asshoe!

Posted by: CN at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (ONvIw)

320 Women are "attracted" by what they think other women find attractive. In public, anyway.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (ja/kn)


Not all women.

In college there was this one guy half my dorm was swooning over. I'd ask them why they liked a guy prettier than them who they could beat arm wrestling.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (qnowH)

321
After meeting him at dinner, Quinn more or less fell in love with Fauci. "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.


Everyone else said he was "exuding pus"; he said it was "mayonnaise".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (5ZRXN)

322 Everything is a bell curve.


***********

You can graph monkeys on a bell curve, but there's a long tail.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (Fc5rx)

323 257 This would be like predicting future weather devastation for all coasts on earth but buying up beachfront property anyway.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:27 PM (4dMoq)

Lake levels are extremely high, severe erosion on lakeshores, houses falling in. The foolish man builds his house upon the sand-dune

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (/6GbT)

324 Based on the picture in the article ace linked 'Rona thot isn't bad looking. She's improved since this, assuming it is her:

https://images.app.goo.gl/8qyvwTuV2AkYajpn8

(Linked by someone above)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (9hauA)

The hottest thing about her is her ability to keep the defensive end off me for 2.5 seconds...

Posted by: Abiss at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (Y8DtA)

325 304 I tried to tell you about the subway. But would you listen?
Posted by: john rocker at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (H5knJ)


John Rocker was not essentially wrong. The way he said what he said was, to be charitable, in-artful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (s2VJv)

326 We have a flu vaccine. 30K Americans still die every year from the season flu.


Hoping we are going to solve this....before it comes back in the fall!!!!....with some new vaccine is bullshit.


They kicked the Ebola vaccine research into high gear in....2014? They have something that is supposedly 70% effective as of December. And this is one of the fastest vaccine development cycles ever.


So let's shelve the economy for 5 or 6 years....right?


Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (WdocV)

327 Which is probably how it ends up being 80% of the women after 20% of the men. It doesn't have to be a fixed thing.
Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (Eicbe)

Yes, but 60% of those women after the 20% top guys won't get one.
And it's not just "looks." I've seen some alphas married to not so attractive women, or shrews.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (CqE5x)

328 That's why MOST guys will never get more "come on" looks from attractive women than when they are OUT with attractive women.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (CqE5x)
-----------------

Wedding rings work too.

I've been hit on a couple of times in front of my wife.

Shocked me, it did.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (WEBkv)

329 That's why MOST guys will never get more "come on" looks from attractive women than when they are OUT with attractive women.

Posted by: JoeF.


I used to think this was a myth until I experienced it firsthand.

Posted by: pep at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (T6t7i)

330 After Sally Q dubs Fauci sexy...for whatever reason, probably because in some way shape or form she's being paid to say so...an avalanche of other striving, climbing, insecure women in DC primarily...but NYC and CA too (internet intelligentsia wannabes too, I should add)...will swoon over Fauci. It's either amusing or pathetic, depending on one's mood.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (ja/kn)

331 Congratulations kids! Your moms a dumb whore and your somewhat likely dad is a loser. You'll get to enjoy being reminded of this over and over again for the rest of your miserable life.

Posted by: Your birthday gift from The Parents! at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (l6b3d)

332 I tried to tell you about the subway. But would you listen?
Posted by: john rocker at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (H5knJ)

*******

Heh

Posted by: Bernard Goetz at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (flINI)

333 >>Also, for any younger man out there, don't listen to what women tell; WATCH what they do.


Yup!

HOT: Book character billionaire Christian Grey whipping his young, attractive sex slave.

NOT: Real life billionaire Donald Trump *saying* that young, attractive women will let rich, powerful men sexually grab them.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (bDqIh)

334 And wasn't Hiden' Biden supposed to pick his vp today?

*******

Don't know about that but he did name Alexander Graham Bell to be his social media czar.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2020 03:36 PM (Fc5rx)

335
Everything is a five year plan...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Startiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing now!

wait...

startiiiiiiiiiiiiiing now!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:36 PM (qqhPL)

336
Everything is a bell curve.





***********



You can graph monkeys on a bell curve, but there's a long tail.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (Fc5rx)

Except those motorcycle riding, toddler stealing, satan squirrelly monkeys.

Posted by: Archer at May 05, 2020 03:36 PM (gmo/4)

337 She's all hands, baby!
Posted by: Neil Ferguson
.......

That and saggy boobs, FUPA, and men's sweat pants. Did she put on latex gloves for you?

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2020 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

338 316 This jerk (The academic) should get his backside sued off for the hits which England took economically.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (bW1Yb)


Dig a little deeper and I bet he is up to his eyeballs in Chi-Com money. That is unless his records haven't been scrubbed by now with the Hillary sham-wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:36 PM (s2VJv)

339 285 Isn't Fauci like 5'1"?
Posted by: dagny


He's in a barbershop quartet with Danny DeVito, Robert Reich and Peter Dinklage.

In the group, Fauci's stage name is "Shorty."

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2020 03:36 PM (N9G0H)

340
John Rocker was not essentially wrong. The way he said what he said was, to be charitable, in-artful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (s2VJv)
---------------

Yeah, telling the blunt truth never endears one to people.

I recall that interview and I was surprised at the reaction, because, as you say, he wasn't wrong.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 03:37 PM (WEBkv)

341 "The problem isn't the virus sneaking onto the trains at night. It is
being face to face with other people for an hour long subway ride
together."
And even that's not the problem for most of us. If you knew how many hostile virus infections your immune system fights off every day you'd be very surprised.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:37 PM (AwPyG)

342 It's England. They were planning a dinner date of bangers and mish.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at May 05, 2020 03:37 PM (Vy7tf)

343
In college there was this one guy half my dorm was swooning over. I'd ask them why they liked a guy prettier than them who they could beat arm wrestling.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (qnowH)


Well, he was "prettier" than them, so at least he was good-looking.

But he probably had another "attribute."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:37 PM (CqE5x)

344 Women are "attracted" by what they think other women find attractive. In public, anyway.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (ja/kn)


And the competition. It's why The Bachelor works and the Bachelorette really doesn't.

Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2020 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

345
Washington intelligentsia


I'll take "Oxymorons" for $600, Alex.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 05, 2020 03:37 PM (5ZRXN)

346 Jedediah Bila on The Five (who is young and beautiful) coos about how "sexy" Bernie is.

Posted by: artemis at May 05




who is young and beautiful / or 40 something and okish looking

Posted by: not so at May 05, 2020 03:37 PM (HALdu)

347 (who, by the way, has recently discovered a therapy for AIDS)


and we all remember the AIDS quarantine in the 1980's

Posted by: x at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (nFwvY)

348 Ferguson should have been fired for his previous outrageous models that have caused Britain and other countries more harm than the disease he was modeling. Why the Trump administration gave this gut any credibility is beyond me.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (2DOZq)

349 Didn't Cuomo or someone just announce the other day that they would *start* sterilizing subway cars every night?

***

So...that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.


The problem isn't the virus sneaking onto the trains at night. It is being face to face with other people for an hour long subway ride together.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:30 PM (WdocV)

But the virus can live on surfaces for up to a few days. And there's the thing about general cleanliness.

But you're right. New Yorkers are still packing themselves into trains (and honestly I can't blame them - they have to get around), yet people are freaking out about people going to the beach in FL and CA.

SMH

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (9hauA)

350 I probably don't like this guy, and I get the karma bonus, but "breaking social distancing rules"-->resignation from a job?

Posted by: m at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (IIoSq)

351 The Left gets very angry when the Right insists everything (including science) is about politics and unseating Trump, and then we always find out that "closed minded" view is almost always dead on accurate.

I'm sure though the climate change experts aren't engaging in any of this though and the fact their models tell us we all need to adopt socialism or die is just a quinky dink.

Posted by: Raven at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (6RfEx)

352 In college there was this one guy half my dorm was swooning over. I'd ask them why they liked a guy prettier than them who they could beat arm wrestling.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May




jude law was in your dorm?

Posted by: not so at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (HALdu)

353 John Rocker was not essentially wrong. The way he said what he said was, to be charitable, in-artful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (s2VJv)

I believe at the time he said those remarks he was dating a "woman of color."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (CqE5x)

354 350 I probably don't like this guy, and I get the karma bonus, but "breaking social distancing rules"-->resignation from a job?
Posted by: m at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (IIoSq)

He's the social distancing commisar.

Posted by: Someguy at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (Zm+LZ)

355
Saw her pic in the ace link.

Pretty sure she does butt stuff. It's something in the eyes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (EGyGV)

356 So here, the question is, why didn't they just announce their relationship?

In the pitch meetings the answer is "so the movie can happen." Here, the answer is, so the book can happen. They kept the affair a secret, because otherwise, no book.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:31 PM (hku12)
---
I'm going to ask you to get *all the way* off my back about that announcement thing.
Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2020 03:32 PM (Eicbe)


Ok, let me get off of that thing!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:39 PM (hku12)

357 "This would be like predicting future weather devastation for all coasts on earth but buying up beachfront property anyway."

not "anyway" ... predict a virus, cause a financial crisis, then go in and buy on the cheap. It is rumored China figured they could scoop up companies on the cheap, as gov pandemic mandates drove businesses toward bankruptcy.


Tactical warfare ...

Posted by: illiniwek at May 05, 2020 03:39 PM (Cus5s)

358 Sally ah say Sally , what's the use of your high IQ unless you think once in a while.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 05, 2020 03:39 PM (3nvHv)

359 In college there was this one guy half my dorm was swooning over. I'd ask them why they liked a guy prettier than them who they could beat arm wrestling.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (qnowH)


I thought females outgrew this phase by the late teens.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (9hauA)

360 Mandatory bee keeper uniforms in the businesses till the murder wasps leave?

Posted by: Menack at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (buTO7)

361 340
John Rocker was not essentially wrong. The way he said what he said was, to be charitable, in-artful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (s2VJv)
---------------

Yeah, telling the blunt truth never endears one to people.

I recall that interview and I was surprised at the reaction, because, as you say, he wasn't wrong.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 03:37 PM (WEBkv)


He sounded as if he was casting aspersions on peoples' heritage, which was what I found objectionable, whether he meant to or not. Where he was dead to rights was the fact that most of the immigrant community on the #7 train have no desire to assimilate and embrace America and American ideals as past immigrant groups - mine included - have.

And he's lack of erudition made him easy pickings for the media to tear apart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (s2VJv)

362 I tried to tell you about the subway. But would you listen?
Posted by: john rocker at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (H5knJ)
---
I told you 'bout the swans, that they live in the park

Posted by: Eric Clapton at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (Eicbe)

363 >>Didn't Cuomo or someone just announce the other day that they would *start* sterilizing subway cars every night?


Yes, and also something about how homeless are sleeping in them at night, I think? Geez.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)

364 Johnson Rocker is right

Posted by: x at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (nFwvY)

365 But he probably had another "attribute."
Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:37 PM (CqE5x)
--------------

Yeah, shopping buddy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (WEBkv)

366 I heard mention that there are no aircraft carriers active in the Western Pacific, as the USS Ronald Reagan is being serviced in Japan while the USS Theodore Roosevelt is in Guam recovering from COVID-19.

This explains why the captain was relieved when he made the status public.

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (3aI0K)

367 360 Mandatory bee keeper uniforms in the businesses till the murder wasps leave?
Posted by: Menack at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (buTO7)

==========

*sitting at desk in full bee keeper gear*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (UWqZJ)

368
"Is that the name of a Rand character? I don't read Ayn Rand."


Well not exactly. But it could be.

Posted by: Wesley Mouch at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (Tnijr)

369 After meeting him at dinner, Quinn more or less fell in love with Fauci. "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.

These people are fucking idiots.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (w+Ped)

370 It seems pretty clear to me
Power MoneyConfidenceHeight
In
that order. By the way this is basic biology really - if you are going
to spend a year preggers and then have to raise a kid don't you want
someone as a mate who can make sure you won't starve or get killed by a
sabertooth tiger in that time?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (WdocV)

371 369 After meeting him at dinner, Quinn more or less fell in love with Fauci. "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.

These people are fucking idiots.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (w+Ped)

=========

It probably helps to have personal lives that are completely devoid of meaning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (UWqZJ)

372 @JosephJFlynn1

"What a beautiful Black Sky"
@GenFlynn

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

373 Elon Musk and singer Grimes announced the birth of their first child together on Tuesday, telling fans their son's name is X A-12.





Pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 05, 2020 03:33 PM (imkrr)


Your symbol didn't quite translate into the AoSHQ square...

Whatever the kid's name is, Grimes might be the genius in that relationship, so the little bugger might just take over the world someday.

And speaking of inexplicable sexiness, she might be the sexiest plain looking chick around these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)

374 *sitting at desk in full bee keeper gear*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (UWqZJ)

They're stingers are long enough to puncture it. Need it made in kevlar.

Posted by: Abiss at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (Y8DtA)

375 John Rocker was not essentially wrong. The way he said what he said was, to be charitable, in-artful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (s2VJv)

He was not wrong about Asian drivers. I used to handle auto claims for a Japanese insurance company who only wrote personal auto policies for their expatriates working in the USA.

You wouldn't believe some of the claims.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (2DOZq)

376 If anyone ever starts analyzing how many of these fatalities are really covid, they'll be deprecating everything by 35%.

--

I'm betting actual COVID+pneumonia (you know, a respiratory illness) deaths are under 10K in the U.S.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (IwDj9)

377 Reposted from below where I posted it in the wrong place. The picture of the "Fossil Fuels woman" looks like it's from years ago. No way that woman is the picture is 38. I would assume that the picture which Ace linked is the most current one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (bW1Yb)

378 372 @JosephJFlynn1

"What a beautiful Black Sky"
@GenFlynn
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

Translation please.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (UWqZJ)

379 That's why MOST guys will never get more "come on" looks from attractive women than when they are OUT with attractive women.

Posted by: JoeF.

I used to think this was a myth until I experienced it firsthand.
Posted by: pep at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (T6t7i)

Oh man. I took a very attractive friend to a local strip club once. She was a hit, and for the next few months, the strippers were buying ME drinks.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (CqE5x)

380
John Rocker/Bernie Getz 2020

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (qqhPL)

381 374 *sitting at desk in full bee keeper gear*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (UWqZJ)

They're stingers are long enough to puncture it. Need it made in kevlar.
Posted by: Abiss at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (Y8DtA)

==========

The experts told me this was necessary!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (UWqZJ)

382 Pretty sure she does butt stuff. It's something in the eyes.
Is she unblinking at the camera??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (TQ/zJ)

383 If our so-called "Betters" were exterminated en-masse in a microsecond I swear the world would suddenly become perfectly peaceful and the Horn of Plenty would overflow forever and ever.

Amen.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (wPrvZ)

384 COVID Mary's happy endings ... a double ewww...

Posted by: Dennis Moore at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (AHq56)

385 If Sally Quinn had as many sticking outta her as shes had stuck in her, she'd look like a rainbow porcupine.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (3nvHv)

386 354 350 I probably don't like this guy, and I get the karma bonus, but "breaking social distancing rules"-->resignation from a job?
Posted by: m at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (IIoSq)

He's the social distancing commisar.
Posted by: Someguy at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (Zm+LZ)

Oh, the irony.

Posted by: m at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (IIoSq)

387 380
John Rocker/Bernie Getz 2020
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (qqhPL)


"Pfft."

- - Paul Kersey/Snake Pliskin '24

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (s2VJv)

388 Posted by: Wesley Mouch at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (Tnijr)
369 After meeting him at dinner, Quinn more or less fell in love with Fauci. "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.

These people are fucking idiots.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (w+Ped)

She must have been shitfaced drunk!

Posted by: CN at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (ONvIw)

389 All together now:
"What an *asshole!*"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (hYcqw)

390 382 Pretty sure she does butt stuff. It's something in the eyes.
Is she unblinking at the camera??
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (TQ/zJ)

She has that KY satisfaction smile....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (zL/eJ)

391 >>I probably don't like this guy, and I get the karma bonus, but "breaking social distancing rules"-->resignation from a job?


He had the virus AND he was demanding everyone else stay at home -- when entertaining his visiting lover.

Might have wiggled out of it if he hadn't already been wildly, unforgivably wrong with his predictions about millions dying from the Wuhan flu.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

392 New Yorkers are still packing themselves into trains (and honestly I can't blame them - they have to get around
***

I disagree. If you think the country should be on lockdown well....you first.


If you want to stop people in MI from buying seeds or people in FL going to the beach, stop bellying up to your neighbors on the subway. First. THEN you can start talking about what other people should do.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (WdocV)

393 After meeting him at dinner, Quinn more or less fell in love with Fauci. "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.

- - -

No...her Wisdom score is low, and she has a crap Will save.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (vJCwr)

394
371 369 After meeting him at dinner, Quinn more or less fell in love with Fauci. "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.

These people are fucking idiots.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (w+Ped)


Do not forget that this stupid bint claims she casts "spells", too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (5ZRXN)

395 Is she unblinking at the camera??
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (TQ/zJ)

you might even say...gaping...

Posted by: Abiss at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (Y8DtA)

396 >>> 350 I probably don't like this guy, and I get the karma bonus, but "breaking social distancing rules"-->resignation from a job?
Posted by: m at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM

Well, I think the result came from the fact it was really hypocritical. He was telling the peasants not to do one thing while doing exactly that thing.

It would be like the crazy unbelievable world in which the head of the FBI was saying not to commit crimes of extortion, blackmail, etc.. while doing the same.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (l6b3d)

397 359 In college there was this one guy half my dorm was swooning over. I'd ask them why they liked a guy prettier than them who they could beat arm wrestling.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 05, 2020 03:34 PM (qnowH)


I thought females outgrew this phase by the late teens.
______________

Most of them do, sadly. Really sucked for me and my career!

Posted by: Zombie David Cassidy at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (k4dH2)

398 @mittromney 45s

I am disappointed and ashamed at my countrymen for focusing on a private story about a renowned British scientist and his married friend - while thousands die at the hand of an out of control president and his minions. I am sensing a creeping fascist tone from my friends on the Right, believing they need to dictate what goes on in whose bedroom and with how many. This circus atmosphere will not distract myself and my Senate colleagues like Kamala Harris from our #1 duty of reigning in a tyrant.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (4dMoq)

399 He was not wrong about Asian drivers. I used to handle auto claims for a Japanese insurance company who only wrote personal auto policies for their expatriates working in the USA.

You wouldn't believe some of the claims.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (2DOZq)

ALL and EVERY stereotype--good as well as bad--has a very real basis in reality. It's not ironclad, and no one wants to admit it, but it's the truth.
And the longer you live, the more you see it played out.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (CqE5x)

400 >>Translation please.

Storm coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2020 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

401 Dontcha know...the rules are only for the hoi polloi.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 05, 2020 03:45 PM (5/YBP)

402 Pretty sure she does butt stuff. It's something in the eyes.

___

As a wise man once said it is better to receive then to give. Or something like that.



Posted by: Barack Obama at May 05, 2020 03:45 PM (WdocV)

403 @mittromney 45s

I am disappointed and ashamed at my countrymen for focusing on a private story about a renowned British scientist and his married friend - while thousands die at the hand of an out of control president and his minions. I am sensing a creeping fascist tone from my friends on the Right, believing they need to dictate what goes on in whose bedroom and with how many. This circus atmosphere will not distract myself and my Senate colleagues like Kamala Harris from our #1 duty of reigning in a tyrant.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (4dMoq)

practice, practice, practice.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:45 PM (CqE5x)

404 How tall is Fauci, 4'8" ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (M+Lyo)

405
Wedding rings work too.

I've been hit on a couple of times in front of my wife.

Shocked me, it did.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 03:35 PM (WEBkv)







Old buddy of mine used to slip on a pawn shop wedding band whenever he went out bar hopping. Pudgy guy with a pug face, fun personality.

Dood was hip-deep in 20-something poon EVERY night. Damnedest thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (EGyGV)

406 President Obama frequently performs quality control on the ventilation hole in my mask.

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (BRpqW)

407 I disagree. If you think the country should be on lockdown well....you first.


If you want to stop people in MI from buying seeds or people in FL going to the beach, stop bellying up to your neighbors on the subway. First. THEN you can start talking about what other people should do.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020



how do these two things have anything to do with each other.

even if nyers had thoughts about what somebody in MI should do it has nothing to do with what MI does?

MI is doing what it is doing because of MI, not because of anything in NY?

Posted by: not so at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (HALdu)

408 Ferguson just recovered from the covid and is probably immune.
Staat's husband has the covid, and she needs to socially distance from him.
She might already be infected, too, but that's neither here nor there.
In a weird way, the tryst was the most sensible thing to do.

Posted by: FatChance at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (ipIky)

409 He had the virus AND he was demanding everyone else stay at home -- when entertaining his visiting lover.

Might have wiggled out of it if he hadn't already been wildly, unforgivably wrong with his predictions about millions dying from the Wuhan flu.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM (bDqIh)


And I'm going to say this again, because it's important... Ferguson was on a Hoover Institute webcast weeks ago, talking about how we are going to need to turn over our health information tracking system to the likes of Google and Facebook.

For the children. Or whatever.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (hku12)

410 Yes, and also something about how homeless are sleeping in them at night, I think? Geez.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)

I saw something, today I think, about dead bodies being found in them as well.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (9hauA)

411 400 >>Translation please.

Storm coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2020 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

Like with a cloth?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)

412 I probably don't like this guy, and I get the karma bonus, but "breaking social distancing rules"-->resignation from a job?
Posted by: m at May 05, 2020 03:38 PM (IIoSq)
------------
Well, I think the result came from the fact it was really hypocritical. He was telling the peasants not to do one thing while doing exactly that thing.

It would be like the crazy unbelievable world in which the head of the FBI was saying not to commit crimes of extortion, blackmail, etc.. while doing the same.

---------------------
Nothing to lose your head over....

Posted by: Marie Antoinette at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (WEBkv)

413 148
Yes, Anthony has seduced the whole damn nation.

Posted by: Caliban at May 05, 2020 03:12 PM (QE8X6)

____________


Tragically, apparently, at least the one who counts most.

Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 05, 2020 03:47 PM (WktGK)

414 403 practice, practice, practice.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:45 PM (CqE5x)

========

Who's going to Carnegie Hall?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:47 PM (UWqZJ)

415 ALL and EVERY stereotype--good as well as bad--has a very real basis in reality. It's not ironclad, and no one wants to admit it, but it's the truth.
And the longer you live, the more you see it played out.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (CqE5x)

-

Yep. We hate it unless it's at a white guy's expense, but that protective mechanism evolved that way and has a spot in everyone's brain for a reason.

Aww, cute little snakes. Cute little wasps. Every one is a loving, caring creature until I know it personally.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:47 PM (IwDj9)

416 Could a murder hornet be trained to sting Adam Schiff in the eye?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2020 03:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

417 Well shit. A client just informed us he wont be getting paid by the owner of a project that has decided not to build so we wont be getting paid for work we have already done, at least not without a fight and it isn't worth it because everybody is going broke anyway,. So now we not only have almost no new work we aren't getting paid for past work already done. This is ominous, to say the least.


Thanks experts, Dems, MSM, Karens et al.... You have brought to the brink of catastrophe.

Posted by: Ripley at May 05, 2020 03:47 PM (MxEKc)

418
Is she unblinking at the camera??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2020 03:42 PM (TQ/zJ)


Dead eyes. Doll eyes.


Posted by: Archer at May 05, 2020 03:48 PM (gmo/4)

419 She begged me to do her in the butt. One look at that, nope, hard pass.

Entire continents have been in that thing...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolim at May 05, 2020 03:48 PM (M9xVn)

420 Single women hitting on married men is truly hilarious. Deep down, the reason they find him attractive is that he has committed himself to one women. This one's capable of commitment, and can provide! Now all I have to do is get him away from that bitch.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:48 PM (ja/kn)

421 @SidneyPowell1

The Spotlight Shines on Flynn Prosecutor Brandon Van Grack (Spoiler - He's Not Looking Good)

https://tinyurl.com/yalv2p52

Right on ('target' emoji) and great read of still only part of the #prosecutors wrongdoing.

Posted by: Tami at May 05, 2020 03:48 PM (cF8AT)

422 I told you 'bout the swans, that they live in the park
Posted by: Eric Clapton at May 05, 2020 03:40 PM (Eicbe)

===

Now he's married

Posted by: Mabel at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (EZebt)

423 MI is doing what it is doing because of MI, not because of anything in NY?
***

Right now NY (and most of the urban NorthEast) are arguing for a strict lockdown for the whole country until "no new cases! duh....like science people!" And yet....they have the subways open.


If I showed you my FarceBook you'd see how all my tolerant leftie acquaintances are wishing Kung Flu death on people in MI and FL that don't want to be locked down.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (WdocV)

424 I want murder hornets with frickin' laser beams on their heads.

Posted by: Archer at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (gmo/4)

425 It's England. Stefan Halper introduced them while at a dinner in Cambridge.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (3nvHv)

426 Aww, cute little snakes. Cute little wasps. Every one is a loving, caring creature until I know it personally.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:47 PM (IwDj9)

Fucking otters.

Posted by: Someguy at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (Zm+LZ)

427 399 ALL and EVERY stereotype--good as well as bad--has a very real basis in reality. It's not ironclad, and no one wants to admit it, but it's the truth.
And the longer you live, the more you see it played out.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (CqE5x)


Like Jews controlling the weather and making matzo with the blood of Christian and Muslim children?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (s2VJv)

428 Ferguson just recovered from the covid and is probably immune.
Staat's husband has the covid, and she needs to socially distance from him.
She might already be infected, too, but that's neither here nor there.
In a weird way, the tryst was the most sensible thing to do.
Posted by: FatChance at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (ipIky)

One of my best friends knows someone who just got the Rona a second time. It's really sad because she also has a debilitating genetic disease that has ravaged her body.

Also learned that the brother of someone I went to college with died from the virus a couple of weeks ago. Mid forties.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (9hauA)

429 Could a murder hornet be trained to sting Adam Schiff in the eye?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2020 03:47 PM (Uu+Jp)


Sigh. ... Give us a fucking minute okay? We've got a lot on our plate at the moment...(but, yes. obviously.)

Posted by: DARPA at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (Y8DtA)

430 Hey I called this a scam two months ago and that the lock downs and economic shut downs were massive overreactions brought about by Deep State operatives like Fauchi, Birx, et al.


Also this illustrates to a great degree what utter garbage our IC is.


What do we get for 100 billion exactly?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (xQklc)

431 Old buddy of mine used to slip on a pawn shop wedding band whenever he went out bar hopping. Pudgy guy with a pug face, fun personality.

Dood was hip-deep in 20-something poon EVERY night. Damnedest thing I've ever seen.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (EGyGV)
__________________

Buddy kept telling the German girls that I had a 'mule tendency' when we went bar hopping being stationed outside of Mainz.
German girls took 'stubborn-ness' to be 'hung like one'. Never figured that out...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (zL/eJ)

432 Do not forget that this stupid bint claims she casts "spells", too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (5ZRXN)

I had *completely* forgotten this, and thank you very much for reminding me.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (w+Ped)

433 In a weird way, the tryst was the most sensible thing to do.
Posted by: FatChance

the friction kills the virus

Posted by: x at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (nFwvY)

434 If she's tied to Soros there's no doubt he's a hard leftist, as well.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (oVJmc)

435 As noted doyenne and sage of Detroit, Ted Nugent once said, "Wang Dang what a Sweet Poontang".

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (2sCft)

436
Your symbol didn't quite translate into the AoSHQ square...



Whatever the kid's name is, Grimes might be the genius in that
relationship, so the little bugger might just take over the world
someday.



And speaking of inexplicable sexiness, she might be the sexiest plain looking chick around these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)



It was the Roman AE combined. So the kid's name is X AE A-12

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (imkrr)

437 I don't understand why so many people assume murder hornets are going to be a problem in their schools and neighborhoods.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (IwDj9)

438
Leftism is liberating. Being a leftard makes virtues of the seven deadly sins.

Posted by: fktheleft at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (I54dk)

439 50 years ago we used to stack Communist bodies like they were cord wood, now they're locking us in our homes and encouraging our neighbors to rat us out for not doing whatever the fuck they tell us to do.

Posted by: An Observation at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (o/upK)

440 424 I want murder hornets with frickin' laser beams on their heads.
Posted by: Archer at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (gmo/4)


"We're kind of backed up right now."

- - Mossad Q Branch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (s2VJv)

441 If I showed you my FarceBook you'd see how all my tolerant leftie acquaintances are wishing Kung Flu death on people in MI and FL that don't want to be locked down.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (WdocV)

Sadly true--but they couch it in such a way as to sound like they are "concerned" for your health.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (CqE5x)

442 Single women hitting on married men is truly hilarious. Deep down, the reason they find him attractive is that he has committed himself to one women. This one's capable of commitment, and can provide! Now all I have to do is get him away from that bitch.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:48 PM (ja/kn)
----------------

"I can't believe he left me for another woman!"

"Umm, didn't he leave his wife to be with you?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (WEBkv)

443 437 I don't understand why so many people assume murder hornets are going to be a problem in their schools and neighborhoods.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (IwDj9)

==========

I mean, the Satanic cults will scare away the hornets with all their sacrifices of children from daycares, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (UWqZJ)

444 403 practice, practice, practice.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:45 PM (CqE5x)

Translation: Leave it to the master

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (4dMoq)

445 Do not forget that this stupid bint claims she casts "spells", too.

-

All while making fun of people who believe in a bearded sky king.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 05, 2020 03:51 PM (IwDj9)

446 So who's Fauci banging these days?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 05, 2020 03:51 PM (seg9l)

447
New Yorkers are still packing themselves into trains (and honestly I can't blame them - they have to get around
***

I disagree. If you think the country should be on lockdown well....you first.


If you want to stop people in MI from buying seeds or people in FL going to the beach, stop bellying up to your neighbors on the subway. First. THEN you can start talking about what other people should do.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:43 PM

----

Too True! I agree.

Governor Cuomo the Lesser is in charge of the MTA and the subways. They stupidly cut back on the number of trains running, forcing more people into fewer trains.

They finally -WTAF!!!- starting cleaning the trains at night. Finally. They should have been cleaning the trains twice a day, once after the morning rush hour and once after the evening rush hour.

Posted by: rd at May 05, 2020 03:51 PM (+0uDE)

448 Translation please.

Storm coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2020 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

Like with a cloth?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)

Heh.

I'd say its' more a whirlwind.

Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2020 03:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

449 Buddy kept telling the German girls that I had a 'mule tendency' when we went bar hopping being stationed outside of Mainz.
German girls took 'stubborn-ness' to be 'hung like one'. Never figured that out...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (zL/eJ)

Did they?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:52 PM (CqE5x)

450 Fauci is Gollum all growed up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2020 03:28 PM (aKsyK)
-------------
**SNORT**

Posted by: PennaLady at May 05, 2020 03:52 PM (8HBLI)

451 408
Ferguson just recovered from the covid and is probably immune.

Staat's husband has the covid, and she needs to socially distance from him.

She might already be infected, too, but that's neither here nor there.

In a weird way, the tryst was the most sensible thing to do.

Posted by: FatChance at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (ipIky)

________


I've been assured by fear-mongering media and experts (BIRM) that people who've had it can reacquire it and that it mutates.

Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 05, 2020 03:52 PM (WktGK)

452 That's why older multiple divorced guys are more attractive to women than older never been married guys.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 05, 2020 03:52 PM (2DOZq)

453 444 403 practice, practice, practice.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:45 PM (CqE5x)

Translation: Leave it to the master
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (4dMoq)

You're just trying to bait us.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 05, 2020 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

454 Like Jews controlling the weather and making matzo with the blood of Christian and Muslim children?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (s2VJv)
--------------

Didn't CBD cover the Christian and Muslim children thing in a food thread?

I know the weather machine topic came up during a morning thread.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 03:52 PM (WEBkv)

455 @428
I think this may be a second-hand witness because you can't get the same disease twice. (Your immune system, for the win!)
that's why the propagandists have moved on to a "mutant strain" coming back. Once you have the antibodies, you're not getting the disease. It's the reason vaccinations work.

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:52 PM (AwPyG)

456 All while making fun of people who believe in a bearded sky king.
____


When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.

Posted by: Chesterton at May 05, 2020 03:53 PM (WdocV)

457
446 So who's Fauci banging these days?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 05, 2020 03:51 PM (seg9l)

----

He is busy fucking over the President and the People of the United States.

Posted by: rd at May 05, 2020 03:53 PM (+0uDE)

458 Brought down, not by his junky model, but by a sex scandal. I'll take it.

More of this, please. Destroy them by any means necessary.

To avoid the populace having go all helicoptery on these putzes.

Posted by: Hands at May 05, 2020 03:53 PM (786Ro)

459 Single women hitting on married men is truly hilarious. Deep down, the reason they find him attractive is that he has committed himself to one women. This one's capable of commitment, and can provide! Now all I have to do is get him away from that bitch.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:48 PM (ja/kn)

I'm single and look for a wedding ring. When I see one, I stay far far away. Far far. Don't want to start something "innocent" and end up being a home wrecker.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:53 PM (9hauA)

460 399 ALL and EVERY stereotype--good as well as bad--has a very real basis in reality. It's not ironclad, and no one wants to admit it, but it's the truth.
And the longer you live, the more you see it played out.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (CqE5x)


Like Jews controlling the weather and making matzo with the blood of Christian and Muslim children?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (s2VJv)

C'mon man, that's WAY more than a "stereotype."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:53 PM (CqE5x)

461 How tall is Fauci, 4'8" ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (M+Lyo)
---
Lets just say, he has a long kickstand.

Posted by: Menack at May 05, 2020 03:53 PM (buTO7)

462 >>And I'm going to say this again, because it's important... Ferguson was on a Hoover Institute webcast weeks ago, talking about how we are going to need to turn over our health information tracking system to the likes of Google and Facebook.


OH, he's part of that, too?
I was just joking with #32 but seriously, LOLGF good and hard, prof. Ferguson!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

463 Hoft has something up about those big hornets being an asian delicacy, so they were probably brought in to make a shitty new food source

Posted by: CN at May 05, 2020 03:54 PM (ONvIw)

464 Whatever the kid's name is, Grimes might be the genius in that
relationship, so the little bugger might just take over the world
someday.



And speaking of inexplicable sexiness, she might be the sexiest plain looking chick around these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)



It was the Roman AE combined. So the kid's name is X AE A-12
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 05, 2020 03:50 PM (imkrr)


Well... I suppose we have some time, but we're going to need to know how to pronounce that, presumably BEFORE he takes over as supreme ruler of the universe.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:54 PM (hku12)

465
By definition (mine, anyway) a stereotype has to be true, otherwise it's a lie, not a "stereotype."

For instance: all chinese have straight black hair.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:54 PM (qqhPL)

466 Had to just lock my work station and walk away as the docs next to me started talking about the second wave.

And how America is so stupid.

The doc is from China.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 05, 2020 03:54 PM (QUFSV)

467 449 Buddy kept telling the German girls that I had a 'mule tendency' when we went bar hopping being stationed outside of Mainz.
German girls took 'stubborn-ness' to be 'hung like one'. Never figured that out...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (zL/eJ)

Did they?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:52 PM (CqE5x)


Shockingly, yeah... I'm a bit below an Average Joe, but those Achtung Babies were, um, love-starved it seems...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 05, 2020 03:54 PM (zL/eJ)

468 The Ferguson at Stanford is not the Ferguson from UK. It's a Neil v Niall thing.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 05, 2020 03:54 PM (3nvHv)

469 Nurse!

*hugs*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 05, 2020 03:54 PM (NWiLs)

470 One of my best friends knows someone who just got the Rona a second
time. It's really sad because she also has a debilitating genetic
disease that has ravaged her body.

***

How do they know neither of those bouts, especially the second one, isn't actual season flu?


One of the real takeaways of all this is people don't really get how dangerous seasonal flu is...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:55 PM (WdocV)

471 427 399 ALL and EVERY stereotype--good as well as bad--has a very real basis in reality. It's not ironclad, and no one wants to admit it, but it's the truth.
And the longer you live, the more you see it played out.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (CqE5x)


Like Jews controlling the weather and making matzo with the blood of Christian and Muslim children?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 03:49 PM (s2VJv)

50% accuracy ain't half bad. But yeah, malicious rumors or propaganda become stereotypes with no basis in fact.

Posted by: Someguy at May 05, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

472 You're just trying to bait us.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 05, 2020 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

Actually I was just watching a redhead named Juliette Goglia sing and forgot what we're even talking about.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:55 PM (4dMoq)

473 Single women hitting on married men is truly hilarious. Deep down, the reason they find him attractive is that he has committed himself to one women. This one's capable of commitment, and can provide! Now all I have to do is get him away from that bitch.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 03:48 PM (ja/kn)

All it means is he's vetted by another woman and thus probably not a total loser.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 03:55 PM (CqE5x)

474 And I'm going to say this again, because it's important... Ferguson was on a Hoover Institute webcast weeks ago, talking about how we are going to need to turn over our health information tracking system to the likes of Google and Facebook.
--------------------------------------

OH, he's part of that, too?
I was just joking with #32 but seriously, LOLGF good and hard, prof. Ferguson!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)


Yup, the thing that bugged me was Hoover giving him a platform. I turned it off after he said that, so maybe they challenged him on it, but I doubt it.

One of those "polite" video podcasters.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2020 03:55 PM (hku12)

475 So who's Fauci banging these days?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 05, 2020 03:51 PM (seg9l)
........

Probably one of the 7 Little Johnstons.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

476 Don't want to start something "innocent" and end up being a home wrecker.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:53 PM (9hauA)

Ah - see that's where you went wrong. Start something totally, completely hot and filthy and see how that goes. You'll thank me later.

Posted by: Abiss at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (Y8DtA)

477
The irish are drunks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (qqhPL)

478 Fauci is sexy the same way Michelle Obama is prettier than Melania ... only in the eyes of the leftist that hates truth and American Liberty. They adore anything that might hurt US ... corruption is almost an endearing quality for them, as long as it hurts Americanism (which they are trained to despise)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (Cus5s)

479 Pretty sure she does butt stuff. It's something in the eyes.

***********


They're in the back of her head?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (Fc5rx)

480 466 Had to just lock my work station and walk away as the docs next to me started talking about the second wave.

And how America is so stupid.
The doc is from China.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 05, 2020 03:54 PM (QUFSV)


Full points awarded for not going full woodpecker on them. I fear however that it is only a matter of time until somebody does.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (yrlF4)

481 Is that "two doctors" you tube presentation still banned?I met someone who completely changed their mind after seeing it. (Went from "we're all gonna die" to "this is a hoax")

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (AwPyG)

482 446
So who's Fauci banging these days?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 05, 2020 03:51 PM (seg9l)

_________


There's a reason that Birx always wears a scarf -- and they don't call him "Anthony Hickey" for nothing.

Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (WktGK)

483 Shockingly, yeah... I'm a bit below an Average Joe, but those Achtung Babies were, um, love-starved it seems...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 05, 2020 03:54 PM (zL/eJ)

retired sailor here.

Its all about being the exotic.

Women here in the US go for Euros with accents, I found it was the same deal with Americans in Europe.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (NgKpN)

484 My cheat sheet of code names linked to Comey, Strozk, Page, McCabe, Obama, Rice, etc.:

Crossfire Hurricane - spying on Trump Campaign, generally while pretending to be investigating fake Russian Collusion rumors.

Crossfire Typhoon - Papadapolous.

Crossfire Razor - General Flynn

Crossfire Wind - Who is this? Carter Page? Halper? Svetlana?

Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

485 Hoya Insom!
Happy birthday!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (QUFSV)

486 White men can't jump

Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (AwPyG)

487 Shockingly, yeah... I'm a bit below an Average Joe, but those Achtung Babies were, um, love-starved it seems...

***

When the average German man looks like Sprockets....well...

https://tinyurl.com/ybnw7vl3

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (WdocV)

488 455 @428
I think this may be a second-hand witness because you can't get the same disease twice. (Your immune system, for the win!)
that's why the propagandists have moved on to a "mutant strain" coming back. Once you have the antibodies, you're not getting the disease. It's the reason vaccinations work.
Posted by: artemis at May 05, 2020 03:52 PM (AwPyG)

You can definitely get the same disease twice. Happens with many of them.

My friend is quite close to this person. The poor lady has been having a really difficult time with her health and other stuff. I've even contributed to a fund to help her.

I've read of other reports of people getting it twice. Which really sucks.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (9hauA)

489 Old buddy of mine used to slip on a pawn shop wedding band whenever he went out bar hopping. Pudgy guy with a pug face, fun personality.

Dood was hip-deep in 20-something poon EVERY night. Damnedest thing I've ever seen.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (EGyGV)

Really guys, you can't figure this out? It's called money. Older men usually have financial stability and a fragile ego. Spending on the younger babe makes them feel large and in charge. And younger babe rides around in new cars, goes out to restaurants, and concerts, etc.

Women know this from the time they are 8 years old and mom tells them not to tell daddy about the secret credit card she's buying them that special outfit, or a new saddle for the pony or whatever. That secret credit card always gets paid , so older men must always have money.

Go spend some time in South Florida. Watch the parade of old dudes on Sunday morning walking into the fancy hotel with the 30 something blond and a couple of very well dressed toddlers with him. She is not his daughter. She's his wife and those are his kids, and her insurance policy that she will NEVER be left out of the will.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (fpTcW)

490 The WI Supreme Court heard oral arguments today for 2 hours on the WI Legislature's lawsuit to have the second stay at home that put us out to May 26 declared illegal. The session was live streamed on Zoom. I tried to watch but it was hard to grasp who was speaking to who plus the audio was very inconsistent. I will say this: there was a lot of yelling. The Court has indicated a quick decision is forthcoming. Conservatives dominate 5-2 on the court. The court is meeting privately now - closed session started at 1330 CDT.


The conservatives kept asking the WI AG (who was arguing for our Governor "Teachers' Union Tony" Evers) some version of the same question: what happens tomorrow if we toss your order today? You can guess the answer. "People Will Die if this Order is Tossed."

The leaders of the legislature met with the Governor yesterday to explore the possibility of some sort of deal. One example is treating the northern and NW parts of the state differently than the bits down by IL. There is little to no 'Rona to be found there. Maybe keeping the lock down in place where the virus actually is: Milwaukee and Madison. The governor said no. My order stands.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2020 03:58 PM (sjdRT)

491
How tall is Fauci, 4'8" ?


Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2020 03:46 PM (M+Lyo)




Miguelito Loveless: I call him shorty

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 05, 2020 03:59 PM (imkrr)

492


Checked out a pic of her.

Looks a little mentally ill tbh, not surprising.

Probably shouldn't wear tight clothing. Could probably name her Antonia Stitts.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 05, 2020 04:00 PM (lg/F7)

493 50% accuracy ain't half bad. But yeah, malicious rumors or propaganda become stereotypes with no basis in fact.
Posted by: Someguy at May 05, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

I'm sorry, but the Blood libel is not a stereotype. It's much deeper than "Asians are terrible drivers"" or "Italians like to eat pasta" and the "Irish drink too much."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 04:00 PM (CqE5x)

494 A commenter over on Insty pointed out more conspiracy bait on this story. Imperial College gets a ton of money from Bill and Melinda Gates. Because literally everything dumb or evil or both is either Gates or Soros or both at this point.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2020 04:00 PM (ZGrMX)

495 All it means is he's vetted by another woman and thus probably not a total loser.


CORRECT

it's "social proof," and many ladies really desperately need to see social proof before they will believe their own eyes, "hearts," whatever

personally I enjoy tagging along as a "wing person" giving social proof to guys. benefits me b/c I get to have an adult conversation and benefits them b/c they definitely get more female attention/hookups

and divorced guys NEED the help. I don't see them having any special luck post-event but then again I don't know many guys my age who haven't been married either

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 05, 2020 04:00 PM (j9HX3)

496 "Go spend some time in South Florida. Watch the parade of old dudes on Sunday morning walking into the fancy hotel with the 30 something blond and a couple of very well dressed toddlers with him."

Just saw a bunch of that at the Edition in Miami over Christmas. Like 6-7 couples that were 70+ yr old dudes and 30 yr old smoke show chicks. I asked the bartender if it was the new accessory in Miami. He said no. It's never gone out of style.

Posted by: Abiss at May 05, 2020 04:00 PM (Y8DtA)

497

If you didn't know who she was and I showed you a pic of lori lightfoot and told you she's a crack whore, would you believe me?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 04:00 PM (qqhPL)

498 How do they know neither of those bouts, especially the second one, isn't actual season flu?


One of the real takeaways of all this is people don't really get how dangerous seasonal flu is...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 03:55 PM (WdocV)

Testing, I presume. She was admitted to the hospital both times. Frankly, it's amazing she survived the first bout. She's really sick normally. In fact, I think she is waiting for an organ transplant.

She has a lot of people praying for her.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 04:01 PM (9hauA)

499 494 A commenter over on Insty pointed out more conspiracy bait on this story. Imperial College gets a ton of money from Bill and Melinda Gates. Because literally everything dumb or evil or both is either Gates or Soros or both at this point.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2020 04:00 PM (ZGrMX)

=========

That lady from Tiger King is connected to Soros?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 04:01 PM (UWqZJ)

500 Posted by: Jen the original at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (fpTcW)
---------------

Way back when, I noticed older guys dating younger gals and wondered how they did it.


I got older, and in a position to do the same, and wondered why?

Mostly because I'd like to be able to chat about something more than her latest taste in makeup or how dreamy Brangilina are.

But, I also know I'm an outlier.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 04:01 PM (WEBkv)

501 The Ferguson at Stanford is not the Ferguson from UK. It's a Neil v Niall thing.

I had just figured that out a moment ago ... sigh.

Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at May 05, 2020 04:01 PM (LxTcq)

502 The WI Supreme Court heard oral arguments today for 2 hours on the WI
Legislature's lawsuit to have the second stay at home that put us out to
May 26 declared illegal. The session was live streamed on Zoom. I tried
to watch but it was hard to grasp who was speaking to who plus the
audio was very inconsistent. I will say this: there was a lot of
yelling. The Court has indicated a quick decision is forthcoming.
Conservatives dominate 5-2 on the court. The court is meeting privately
now - closed session started at 1330 CDT.



oh oh now I can't sit still

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2020 04:02 PM (lwiT4)

503 If I were the Professor from England I'd watch my back. The crappy models and the resulting hysteria will have ruined more than one person's livelihood.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2020 04:02 PM (bW1Yb)

504 This one's capable of commitment, and can provide! Now all I have to do is get him away from that bitch.

A former co-worker of mine said he never got so many women throwing themselves at him as after he got married and started wearing a ring.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2020 04:02 PM (ZGrMX)

505 @Reuters

New York to work with Gates Foundation to 'reimagine' schools: governor https://reut.rs/2W4vYQ0


Oh I bet!

Posted by: Tami at May 05, 2020 04:02 PM (cF8AT)

506 So Gwyneth Paltrow's character in Contagion is based on real-life events.

Snerk.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 05, 2020 04:02 PM (7s3Gx)

507 The conservatives kept asking the WI AG (who was arguing for our Governor "Teachers' Union Tony" Evers) some version of the same question: what happens tomorrow if we toss your order today? You can guess the answer. "People Will Die if this Order is Tossed."

The leaders of the legislature met with the Governor yesterday to explore the possibility of some sort of deal. One example is treating the northern and NW parts of the state differently than the bits down by IL. There is little to no 'Rona to be found there. Maybe keeping the lock down in place where the virus actually is: Milwaukee and Madison. The governor said no. My order stands.
Posted by: Muad'dib


There's not enough liberal business owners feeling bankruptcy yet.

When they do, the legislature will have enough votes to squash the governor's ruling and override the subsequent veto.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 04:02 PM (At/8G)

508 And you know what triggered my scam meter was the models said 2.5 million people would die from the virus.


2.5 million people is roughly the number of people who die in a given year in the US for all causes.


To neat a number, too precise for a novel virus we supposedly knew nothing about.


Pure hogswallop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2020 04:02 PM (xQklc)

509 I got older, and in a position to do the same, and wondered why?

Mostly because I'd like to be able to chat about something more than her latest taste in makeup or how dreamy Brangilina are.

But, I also know I'm an outlier.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 04:01 PM (WEBkv)

"Chat"

You're not thinking with the same head as most guys.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (hA/7S)

510 I wonder if all of us asymptomatic carriers of WuFlu have gotten infected a second time? We may even get it a third, a fourth, a fifth time. How would anyone know?

To keep getting infected by a virus that doesn't harm you. That's harsh, man.

/s

Posted by: Hands at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (786Ro)

511 One example is treating the northern and NW parts
of the state differently than the bits down by IL. There is little to no
'Rona to be found there. Maybe keeping the lock down in place where the
virus actually is: Milwaukee and Madison. The governor said no. My
order stands.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2020 03:58 PM (sjdRT)



I'm saying bad words in my head.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (lwiT4)

512 The irish are drunks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (qqhPL)

Yeah, but some of us can sing too!

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (88+cf)

513 493 50% accuracy ain't half bad. But yeah, malicious rumors or propaganda become stereotypes with no basis in fact.
Posted by: Someguy at May 05, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

I'm sorry, but the Blood libel is not a stereotype. It's much deeper than "Asians are terrible drivers"" or "Italians like to eat pasta" and the "Irish drink too much."
Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 04:00 PM (CqE5x)

Well depth aside, consider those stereotypes about Republicans. Which are in many cases directly contrary to facts. For example regarding personal charity.

Posted by: Someguy at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (Zm+LZ)

514 That lady from Tiger King is connected to Soros?

I haven't seen Tiger King yet, but I'm willing to bet Creepy Forensic Dentist from "Innocence Files" has a connection somehow.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (ZGrMX)

515 511

I'm saying bad words in my head.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (lwiT4)

=========

Jesus knows.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (UWqZJ)

516 396 It would be like the crazy unbelievable world in which the head of the FBI was saying not to commit crimes of extortion, blackmail, etc.. while doing the same.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (l6b3d)

heh

Posted by: m at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (IIoSq)

517 The conservatives kept asking the WI AG (who was arguing for our
Governor "Teachers' Union Tony" Evers) some version of the same
question: what happens tomorrow if we toss your order today? You can
guess the answer. "People Will Die if this Order is Tossed."
---
Was anyone concerned about the obvious unconstitutionality of the order?

Posted by: Methos at May 05, 2020 04:04 PM (kOpft)

518 Way back when, I noticed older guys dating younger gals and wondered how they did it.


I got older, and in a position to do the same, and wondered why?

Mostly because I'd like to be able to chat about something more than her latest taste in makeup or how dreamy Brangilina are.

But, I also know I'm an outlier.
Posted by: blake


If you're chatting, you're not screwing = you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 04:04 PM (At/8G)

519 Found some nice thin breathable fabric at Joanne Fabrics today. Murder wasp suit, here I come!

Posted by: Menack at May 05, 2020 04:04 PM (buTO7)

520 When they do, the legislature will have enough votes to squash the governor's ruling and override the subsequent veto.





Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 04:02 PM (At/8G)



I've lost track of the numbers but I know our Legislature is R. How R I'm not sure.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2020 04:04 PM (lwiT4)

521 And you know what triggered my scam meter was the models said 2.5 million people would die from the virus.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

This is what made me say "Whoah" as well.
If it were really that high--and the authorities knew it--they would have imposed a lot more than mere "mitigation."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 04:04 PM (CqE5x)

522 One example is treating the northern and NW parts

of the state differently than the bits down by IL. There is little to no

'Rona to be found there. Maybe keeping the lock down in place where the

virus actually is: Milwaukee and Madison. The governor said no. My

order stands.




Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2020 03:58 PM (sjdRT)


I was 'up nort' last weekend, and that county had 1 (one) case.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 05, 2020 04:04 PM (88+cf)

523 The irish are drunks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2020 03:56 PM (qqhPL)

Yeah, but some of us can sing too!
Posted by: Roland THTG


We can?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (At/8G)

524 I would pay to watch a Fauci vs Reich cage match.

midget wrestling


Posted by: Archer at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (gmo/4)

525 398 @mittromney 45s

reigning in a tyrant.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2020 03:44 PM (4dMoq)

Rombly wouldn't misspell "reining."

Posted by: m at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (IIoSq)

526 "Chat"

You're not thinking with the same head as most guys.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (hA/7S)
------------

Probably because the other head cost me a lot of money in child support and alimony.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (WEBkv)

527 515 511

I'm saying bad words in my head.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (lwiT4)

=========

Jesus knows.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (UWqZJ)

I say to you he(or she) who has cussed in his heart is a cusser.

Posted by: Someguy at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (Zm+LZ)

528 > Was anyone concerned about the obvious unconstitutionality of the order?


Posted by: Methos at May 05, 2020 04:04 PM (kOpft)+

Yes, several Justices openly said they didn't think the state government had the authority to order the things it has.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (sjdRT)

529 @Reuters

New York to work with Gates Foundation to 'reimagine' schools: governor



Imagine there's no MacBooks.
It's easy if you try.
Imagine there's no iPhones.
Above us, only Skype.

Posted by: Hands at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (786Ro)

530 I guess its funny. I mean if you are going to cause a depression, its nice that we can all laugh at you afterword.

Is burning people in effigy allowed? We should bring it back.

Posted by: SH at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (sX1BW)

531 Women know this from the time they are 8 years old and mom tells them not to tell daddy about the secret credit card she's buying them that special outfit, or a new saddle for the pony or whatever. That secret credit card always gets paid , so older men must always have money.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (fpTcW)

My childhood must have been different, LOL.

But yeah, by the time we are grown we know that any man can get himself a hot young babe as long as he is rich, famous, and/or powerful.

Hence the very accurate grab 'em comment.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (9hauA)

532 Jesus knows.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (UWqZJ)



I know. And I can't stop saying them. It's awful.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (lwiT4)

533 @Techno_Fog

Just now - the FBI has issued a statement on the new Flynn documents:

"the FBI previously produced those materials to the Inspector General and U.S. Attorney Durham."

No information on TIMING of production.

HT
@gregg_re
Fox News article on Van Grack:


So much for that conspiracy theory.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)

534 Go spend some time in South Florida. Watch the parade of old dudes on Sunday morning walking into the fancy hotel with the 30 something blond and a couple of very well dressed toddlers with him. She is not his daughter. She's his wife and those are his kids, and her insurance policy that she will NEVER be left out of the will.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (fpTcW)

You have no idea how right you are. A young man of middling means in Florida has no relationship prospects above the level of gutter trash looking to have their fourth child support check from as many fathers.

It got to the point where I gave up trying. It's been so long since I've been on a date that I don't even know how anymore.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 05, 2020 04:06 PM (J+mig)

535 Found some nice thin breathable fabric at Joanne Fabrics today. Murder wasp suit, here I come!

Posted by: Menack at May 05, 2020 04:04 PM (buTO7)

Nah.You need Kevlar and sappi plates.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 05, 2020 04:06 PM (88+cf)

536 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at May 05, 2020 04:06 PM (9vQJW)

537 Gates was big behind that Common Core bullshit, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 05, 2020 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

538 Yes, several Justices openly said they didn't think the state government had the authority to order the things it has.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (sjdRT)



Okay here come the pray words.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2020 04:06 PM (lwiT4)

539 The conservatives kept asking the WI AG (who was arguing for our
Governor "Teachers' Union Tony" Evers) some version of the same
question: what happens tomorrow if we toss your order today? You can
guess the answer. "People Will Die if this Order is Tossed."
---
Was anyone concerned about the obvious unconstitutionality of the order?
Posted by: Methos at May 05, 2020 04:04 PM (kOpft)

Have these people ever met Reality? People are going to die no matter what.

Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2020 04:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

540 Well depth aside, consider those stereotypes about Republicans. Which are in many cases directly contrary to facts. For example regarding personal charity.
Posted by: Someguy at May 05, 2020 04:03 PM (Zm+LZ)

I agree with you there.

But the issue is demogouged by the Democrats and every instance of a Republican asking asking "where is the money going to come from?" reinforces the charge.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 05, 2020 04:07 PM (CqE5x)

541 Mostly because I'd like to be able to chat about something more than her latest taste in makeup or how dreamy Brangilina are.

***

I don't think those same women stop talking about that kind of stuff as they get older....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 04:07 PM (WdocV)

542 When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

Posted by: Tuco at May 05, 2020 04:07 PM (Tnijr)

543 I know. And I can't stop saying them. It's awful.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (lwiT4)
--------------

Well, grammie, not a stone I care to cast.

If sin didn't exist, there would have been no reason for Christ to die on the cross.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 05, 2020 04:07 PM (WEBkv)

544 >I was 'up nort' last weekend, and that county had 1 (one) case.


Posted by: Roland THTG at May 05, 2020 04:04 PM (88+cf)


Yes, some counties even have 0. My county of 70,000 souls has 25 cases of which 20 are recovered. No hospitalizations and no deaths.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2020 04:07 PM (sjdRT)

545 Really y'all. Nood. Never been first, not going to break my streak.

Posted by: Furious George at May 05, 2020 04:07 PM (9vQJW)

546 Nood stormtrooper

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 05, 2020 04:08 PM (/6GbT)

547 484 My cheat sheet of code names linked to Comey, Strozk, Page, McCabe, Obama, Rice, etc.:

Crossfire Hurricane - spying on Trump Campaign, generally while pretending to be investigating fake Russian Collusion rumors.

Crossfire Typhoon - Papadapolous.

Crossfire Razor - General Flynn

Crossfire Wind - Who is this? Carter Page? Halper? Svetlana?
Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

We really need to track these NAMES back to the source.

That will tell us who started this whole shit show.

Now, a Crossfire Hurricane was Marine Slang from the Nam era, for the prop wash from a CH-46 Helicopter (twin Rotors).

Made publicly famous in a Rolling Stones song.

So, look for either a Marine, or Stones fan.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2020 04:08 PM (NgKpN)

548 Yes, some counties even have 0. My county of 70,000
souls has 25 cases of which 20 are recovered. No hospitalizations and no
deaths.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2020 04:07 PM (sjdRT)



Will you keep me posted if you hear anything? A hint? A sigh?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2020 04:09 PM (lwiT4)

549 So if the purpose of Coronavirus-19 was not to discredit completely the political/bureaucrat/corporate parasite classes, what would have been done differently?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 05, 2020 04:09 PM (m1VAJ)

550 Well depth aside, consider those stereotypes about Republicans. Which
are in many cases directly contrary to facts. For example regarding
personal charity.

***

Well....if we use Republican and not conservative here I can see it.


We've got all sorts of Republicans arguing publicly we should import people *specifically* to reduce wages for the working class so they can pay them less.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 04:09 PM (WdocV)

551
Joe F.: I'm only busting your horns, which is ironic considering us Heebs have the appendages. Seriously, I do agree with you but it is a slippery slope. Can I say "slope?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2020 04:09 PM (s2VJv)

552 The older man/younger woman thing happens not only because "they guy is thinking with his little head" but also because if you are a 50+ guy and you want kids you can't marry a 50+ woman.



Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2020 04:10 PM (WdocV)

553 4 I would pay to watch a Fauci vs Reich cage match.

midget wrestling


Posted by: Archer at May 05, 2020 04:05 PM (gmo/4)
**********
Would Be a "Short Match"

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 05, 2020 04:11 PM (Lrula)

554 a wise man once wrestled mightily with the difficulties of May/December romance. "We got nothing in common, we can't dance together, we can't talk at all" he moaned. The solution? Cuervo Gold, and the fine Columbian.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 05, 2020 04:13 PM (ja/kn)

555 This will be willowed, but does anybody know if the English are having lockdown protests similiar to the ones in various U.S. States?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2020 04:13 PM (bW1Yb)

556 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
4:30pm EDT (about 15 minutes from now)
President Trump Delivers Remarks at Honeywell International Inc. Mask Production Facility
Phoenix, AZ

Posted by: m at May 05, 2020 04:13 PM (IIoSq)

557 485 Hoya Insom!
Happy birthday!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 05, 2020 03:57 PM (QUFSV)

Thanks!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 05, 2020 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

558 >>The older man/younger woman thing happens not only because "they guy is thinking with his little head" but also because if you are a 50+ guy and you want kids you can't marry a 50+ woman.


As an older man I can positively say that it is the little head acting with full cooperation from the other.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2020 04:22 PM (00u1M)

559 So Fauci is getting some Dr. Brix?

Posted by: torabora at May 05, 2020 04:29 PM (fE0NM)

560 Come on - Katie Hill has to be involved in this somehow. . . .

Posted by: Vladtheimp at May 05, 2020 06:39 PM (6Vatu)

561 Nic change.

Posted by: ShainS -- #TiredOfLosing at May 07, 2020 08:59 AM (8Pmuj)

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