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Get em Joe
Posted by: ghost of kari at May 01, 2020 09:37 PM (8IQhD) 2
Haha oh yikes not like THAT!?
Posted by: ghost of kari at May 01, 2020 09:38 PM (8IQhD) 3
Go figure...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 01, 2020 09:39 PM (HUa8Y) 4
coulda been a contender
Posted by: boomers remember stuff at May 01, 2020 09:40 PM (+U5Yr) 5
Nice
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 01, 2020 09:40 PM (VcFUs) 6
Rookie mistake...
Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 01, 2020 09:40 PM (HuH1F) 7
Whoa! Surprise top ten?
Posted by: CA Token at May 01, 2020 09:40 PM (+8LG8) 8
Whoever is in charge of tracking stuff like this down is doing a really good job.
Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2020 09:40 PM (dOV9E) 9
I did see the nooooooood, so where all the horde corgies?
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 01, 2020 09:40 PM (VcFUs) 10
Law and Order is still around?
Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2020 09:40 PM (kOpft) 11
Smell my finger.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 09:41 PM (LeHP0) 12
Thanks, andycanuck, our most underappreciated 'mentor at AoS. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 09:41 PM (VjAHi) 13
What was the expression? You can't... You can't...
You can't make this stuff up? Was that it? Posted by: 80's music fan at May 01, 2020 09:41 PM (glGDV) 14
Does PDT know about this?? Please say PDT knows about this
Posted by: jmel at May 01, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo) Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 01, 2020 09:41 PM (HUa8Y) 16
Joe, we really knew ya!
Posted by: eastofsuez at May 01, 2020 09:41 PM (U2zca) 17
Well, that didn't age well.
Posted by: butch at May 01, 2020 09:41 PM (hXu8T) 18
What a fucking asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (A5zUN) 19
My fingers smell like diesel fuel. I was actually fingering a hole. The hole for the fuel shut off valve on my 3910 tractor. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (rCwaK) 20
Let's talk about rape bay-bee
Let's talk about you and me Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (wiXsO) 22
No wait. This Law and Order meme is catching up with Hitler's Bunker. You almost had me.
Posted by: 80's music fan at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (glGDV) 23
I love bonus Ace. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (VjAHi) Posted by: Biden Rules of Acquisition at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (mNq/0) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (CjFDo) 26
25 Rule 17: It's not "rape rape" if your arm only goes in up to the elbow.
Posted by: Biden Rules of Acquisition at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (mNq/0) Past the elbow and it's puppetry. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) 27
What a fucking asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (A5zUN) YES This. That's what I was trying to think of, but I couldn't put the words together. What a fucking asshole. Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2020 09:43 PM (t+qrx) 28
The "No Malarkey" tour travels on!
Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2020 09:43 PM (K22Va) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 09:44 PM (VjAHi) 30
Top 30?
Posted by: Bring back the Bird Flu at May 01, 2020 09:44 PM (v9J1p) 31
I would have remembered more than a knuckle.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 09:44 PM (LeHP0) 32
Fuck
Posted by: Bring back the Bird Flu at May 01, 2020 09:44 PM (v9J1p) 33
This is hysterical!!
But as some have mentioned, it would be best to keep him in the running past the convention. Not finishing before the convention when they can still replace him. Then we can "finish him!" Posted by: sassy at May 01, 2020 09:44 PM (tUGnI) 34
The greatest abuse of power would be finding my penis. It's been missing for years. I assume it's somewhere in all this stuff, but I can no longer be sure. Anyway, it's safe.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at May 01, 2020 09:44 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (VjAHi) Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (nvc6v) 37
I'm here to tell ya, there were hand babies everywhere.
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (EgshT) 38
Whatever happened to the Biden Poll Trolls?
Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (dOV9E) 39
This is such a strange timeline I'm in.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (LxTcq) 41
I thought she liked me
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (LeHP0) 42
I.....I.....what did I just watch?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (ptqGC) 43
41 This is such a strange timeline I'm in.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ) Try an alternate one. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (K22Va) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (VjAHi) 46
My fingers smelled like kippersnacks yesterday. And mustard. And crackers.
Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (XhWtx) 47
You have to flex your wrists at a 90 degree angle! There is no way its possible.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (r+sAi) 48
This is too funny!
Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (wiXsO) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (ptqGC) 50
> The greatest abuse of power would be finding my penis.
When you think about it, Nadler probably doesn't even need a vagina. Assuming he does get an erection, it's already going to be embedded in folds of damp flesh. He could probably get off just by putting his hands on his stomach and making the fat jiggle. Posted by: Biden Rules of Acquisition at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (mNq/0) 51
Go ahead, say it. I dare you.
Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (XhWtx) 52
49 My fingers smelled like kippersnacks yesterday. And mustard. And crackers.
Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (XhWtx) Your interns have strange hygiene habits. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs) 53
I may switch from Tito's to bleach.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:47 PM (ptqGC) 54
Hey, he was coherent then...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 01, 2020 09:47 PM (UUBmN) 55
This is such a strange timeline I'm in.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ) Try an alternate one. Good concept for a TV show. But Hollywood would just screw it up. Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at May 01, 2020 09:47 PM (SchxB) 56
What a stupid time to be alive....into infinity.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:48 PM (ptqGC) 57
I want to hear more about Jane D'oh's husband's friend's wife, she of the huge tracts of land.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2020 09:48 PM (q1Pj5) 58
He was still a dope in 2016, but he was a dope with a functioning brain. You can see him reading and comprehending whole sentences at a time. Setting the politics aside, it's really sad how quickly he's deteriorated.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at May 01, 2020 09:48 PM (sGnvY) 59
Hey everybody.
Other listings on that IMDB page: - JACKASS (200 "Let's Visit Epstein's Island" Joe Biden - OW MY BALLS (2012) "Slamming Car Doors" Joe Biden Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs) 60
I want to hear more about Jane D'oh's husband's friend's wife, she of the huge tracts of land.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2020 09:48 PM (q1Pj5) Yeah, her long-running gag about hoisting her titties at cops has run its course. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:49 PM (ptqGC) 61
Beer and this are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 09:49 PM (Y2CFz) 62
Yesterday was anything you can put on a cracker day here at the Eromero Camp CPO Mess.
Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2020 09:49 PM (XhWtx) 63
49 Actual quote from Biden to Tara:
"Hey, man. I thought you liked me." Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (ptqGC) Tara Reade is either telling the truth, or she's a genius for composing the perfect "what Biden would say in a rape situation" line. Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2020 09:49 PM (dOV9E) 64
Holy C**P! New Trump Campaign Ad to go viral in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg) 65
Joe Biden stars in "THE ROTATING WRIST"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 09:49 PM (r+sAi) 66
57 I want to hear more about Jane D'oh's husband's friend's wife, she of the huge tracts of land.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2020 09:48 PM (q1Pj5) I could stand to hear more. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 09:50 PM (A5zUN) 67
60 I want to hear more about Jane D'oh's husband's friend's wife, she of the huge tracts of land.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2020 09:48 PM (q1Pj5) Yeah, her long-running gag about hoisting her titties at cops has run its course. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:49 PM (ptqGC) By now they think she's trying to reach for a gun under seat when she does that. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 09:50 PM (NWiLs) 68
If they're not careful, Joe might actually admit he did it on live TV.
Posted by: jsg at May 01, 2020 09:50 PM (LeHP0) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:51 PM (ptqGC) 70
I'm watching a documentary on Galaxy Quest. It's fun. Only drawback is the presence of Wil Wheaton.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2020 09:51 PM (Dc2NZ) 71
Joe Biden's new campaign slogan:
This Video Has Been Removed Due to a Copyright Complaint From Comcast Universal Inc. Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 09:51 PM (Y2CFz) 72
"It's physics. Come on, man!"
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 01, 2020 09:51 PM (377Zs) 73
How does that bit go about the blonde always having to take breathalyzer tests when stopped? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2020 09:51 PM (rCwaK) 74
Ma'am, come out with your nips up.
Posted by: The Wu Police at May 01, 2020 09:51 PM (EgshT) Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 09:52 PM (A5zUN) 76
So the picked Biden, because like Trump, he did a couple of cameos?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 09:52 PM (1g7ch) Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 01, 2020 09:53 PM (puu6v) Posted by: Kukla and Ollie at May 01, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ) 79
I'm watching a documentary on Galaxy Quest. It's fun. Only drawback is the presence of Wil Wheaton.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2020 09:51 PM (Dc2NZ) Parodies have their own documentaries now? How deep does this rabbit hole go? Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2020 09:53 PM (t+qrx) 80
Was the Nexium woman on this show? Or was that a different show?
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 09:53 PM (Y2CFz) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:53 PM (ptqGC) 82
New allegation: Biden reportedly told a 14-year-old girl, who he knew was 14, that she had nice tits for a 14 year old.
Posted by: Biden Rules of Acquisition at May 01, 2020 09:53 PM (mNq/0) 83
We need a lawyer.
That Fran was EVIL Posted by: Kukla and Ollie at May 01, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ) Fran Drescher? That voice was... a sticking point. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 09:54 PM (A5zUN) 84
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I.....I.....what did I just watch? Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:45 PM (ptqGC) _________ "#Deep Fake video cobbled together by Russian and Ukranian bots, QAnon bots, and Macedonian Content Server Farm bots! Conspiracy theory all the way down! Nothing to see here!" -- Rachel Maddow, Queen of the Conspiracy Theory Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 09:54 PM (WqPYg) 85
>>>
Yeah, her long-running gag about hoisting her titties at cops has run its course. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2020 09:49 PM (ptqGC) By now they think she's trying to reach for a gun under seat when she does that. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Gravity waits for no (Wo)man. Posted by: Turn Two at May 01, 2020 09:54 PM (xvPar) 86
If they're not careful, Joe might actually admit he did it on live TV.
Posted by: jsg at May 01, 2020 09:50 PM (LeHP0) He's just as likely to admit to robbing Fort Knox - no one really knows what is going to spew forth from Mr. Brain Salad Spinner. Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2020 09:54 PM (32YRo) 87
80 Was the Nexium woman on this show? Or was that a different show?
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 09:53 PM (Y2CFz) That was the Smallville gal, wasn't it? Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 09:54 PM (A5zUN) 88
Look, tits.... Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2020 09:54 PM (rCwaK) 89
Look, tits....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2020 09:54 PM (rCwaK) Where tits? Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2020 09:55 PM (q1Pj5) 90
That was the Smallville gal, wasn't it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 09:54 PM (A5zUN) Ah thank you. Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 09:55 PM (Y2CFz) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2020 09:55 PM (rCwaK) 92
The new Jerry Lewis biopic stars Wil Wheaton.
Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 09:55 PM (RuIsu) Posted by: Eye-Gor at May 01, 2020 09:56 PM (LeHP0) 94
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Soon to come from Anna Navarro Fake Tapper: "Finger rape is not rape.." Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (CjFDo) _________ "Give that woman a cigar!" -- Hillary Clinton's alleged husband Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 09:56 PM (WqPYg) 95
Tara Reade has one of those vaginas that opens up backwards, man. No effing way did I do the thing that was.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 09:56 PM (COzlW) 96
Watched the clip. What is it they say, "Once you can fake sincerity you've got it made in politics!"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 09:56 PM (Fc5rx) 97
So does the pressure get turned up all week with hopes Joey Fingers drops out next Friday? I hope not but that appears to be the game plan.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 01, 2020 09:56 PM (puu6v) 98
Old McDonald had some thots, eee eye eee eye oh. Here some tits, there some tits, every where a tit tit. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (rCwaK) 99
The new Jerry Lewis biopic stars Wil Wheaton.
Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 09:55 PM (RuIsu) The guy who got fired from the landscaping crew because he Weren't Weedin"? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (LZcDP) 100
Irony is a vicious, cunning bitch, isn't she?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (SchxB) 102
He said rape four times.
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (Y2CFz) 103
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The new Jerry Lewis biopic stars Wil Wheaton. Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 09:55 PM (RuIsu) _________ Please tell me there are multiple scenes of characters like Dean Martin yelling "Shut up, Jerry!" Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (WqPYg) Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (a4xU3) 105
SVU was a pretty cringeworthy show in general.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (H5knJ) 106
All dementia aside, Biden was a perennial 4th-rate Presidential candidate who was elevated to the VP slot by the perfect exemplar of the principle "A performers hire B performers, B performers hire C performers, C performers hire D performers." His position as the front-runner is merely a sign of how far the Democrat party has fallen.
Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (dOV9E) 107
89 Look, tits....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 01, 2020 09:54 PM (rCwaK) Where tits? Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2020 09:55 PM (q1Pj5) There tits! https://tinyurl.com/yabcl76t Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 09:58 PM (A5zUN) 108
This whole Biden thing is entering infomercial territory: But wait, there's more!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 109
100 Irony is a vicious, cunning bitch, isn't she?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (oVJmc) Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 09:58 PM (A5zUN) 110
The new Jerry Lewis biopic stars Wil Wheaton.
Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 09:55 PM (RuIsu) The guy who got fired from the landscaping crew because he Weren't Weedin"? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (LZcDP) Wil Wheaton was once sentenced to death for wrecking some landscaping. My word as a Biden. Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2020 09:59 PM (t+qrx) 111
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He said rape four times. Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (Y2CFz) _________ "See, that's not rape-rape-rape-rape-rape. I rest my case." -- Whoopi Cushion Goldberg Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 09:59 PM (WqPYg) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 09:59 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 09:59 PM (r+sAi) 114
Maybe I'm reading too much into this but I almost feel that Lieutenant Olivia Benson isn't buying it.
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 09:59 PM (Y2CFz) 115
Too bad Chappaquiddick Ted wasn't available.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2020 10:00 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 10:00 PM (LeHP0) 117
Kippers? Did someone say kippers? Best are Polar brand, made by the krauts. Smokey and tasty, better than the crap they make in cannuckistan, just saying.
Posted by: eastofsuez at May 01, 2020 10:00 PM (U2zca) 118
Tonight on TV, that classic war movie 'Tara! Tara! Tara!' it's a 3-hour epic retelling of the assault on Ms. Reade's home islands. Starring Joe Biden, Ernest Borgnine, Efrem Zimbalist Jr. and Gabby Hayes.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 01, 2020 10:00 PM (COzlW) 119
> The greatest abuse of power would be finding my penis.
My favorite part of the whole mess: they're apparently tone-deaf enough that they hired Chris "Waitress Sandwich" Dodd to work on the campaign. My crazy theory that the Dems are pulling a McCain/Romney and intending to lose is gaining credence every day. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 10:00 PM (mNq/0) 120
I have a hard time believing this is real.
I *HOPE* it is real. I want to believe. But ... seems fishy. Like Joe Biden's... Posted by: El Jefe at May 01, 2020 10:00 PM (Ae67h) Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2020 10:00 PM (K22Va) Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2020 10:02 PM (q1Pj5) 123
> Wil Wheaton was once sentenced to death for wrecking some landscaping. My word as a Biden.
Planted wheat, he did. I don't care if it's in his name. That was corn land. Corn Pop and I were on the same page about that one, so we took him out behind the bleachers and beat the hell out of him. Posted by: America's Favorite Creepy Uncle, Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 10:02 PM (mNq/0) 124
I am so thankful that Joe is the nominee right now because my husband is quite repulsed by Trump (obnoxious, 3 wives, etc), but the last 2 Dem candidates he hates more. So God is making the choice completely clear.
OT, I'm on my computer right now. 90% of the time I'm on my iPad and can't post. What do I need to do to fix that? So, generally im a lurker, but I love you all so much. You keep me sane all day. Posted by: sassy at May 01, 2020 10:02 PM (tUGnI) 125
What'd he say? He says the Japanese are near!
Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 10:02 PM (RuIsu) 126
I wonder if Joe Biden has syphilis....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2020 10:02 PM (Z+IKu) 127
Rumors of Kim's body double making an appearance. It looked like Dennis Rodman to me.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 10:02 PM (Fc5rx) 128
#BelieveCertainWomen
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 10:03 PM (oVJmc) 129
OT, I'm on my computer right now. 90% of the time
I'm on my iPad and can't post. What do I need to do to fix that? So, generally im a lurker, but I love you all so much. You keep me sane all day. Posted by: sassy at May 01, 2020 10:02 PM (tUGnI) Try copying and pasting from Word. Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 10:03 PM (Y2CFz) 130
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SVU was a pretty cringeworthy show in general. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 01, 2020 09:57 PM (H5knJ) ________ They were #Woke before being #Woke was cool. We watch The Blacklist and had to recently skip an episode after the opening where they're going to blame a young woman being murdered by a thief on the gun manufacturer. THAT was truly Cringeworthy. We've stopped watching an number of recently #Woke shows like NCIS-New Orleans, Criminal Minds, the original Law and Order, and several others I can't recall right now. We skipped Picard and the second season of The Punisher after seeing horrible reviews about their embracing of #Woke. Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 10:04 PM (WqPYg) 131
Rumors of Kim's body double making an appearance. It looked like Dennis Rodman to me.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 10:02 PM (Fc5rx) Jerry Nadler has been conspicuously absent, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2020 10:04 PM (LZcDP) 132
There tits!
https://tinyurl.com/yabcl76t Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 09:58 PM (A5zUN) Indeed! An interesting study of wave motion and fluid dynamics. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2020 10:04 PM (q1Pj5) 133
I'm proud of my service with the Special Victims Unit. But I and my leg hairs really flashed the gold when I ran the 200 meters in the Special Olympics.
Posted by: Racer Joey at May 01, 2020 10:04 PM (OSRys) 134
21 Willowed
Anderson Cooper announces birth of his son via surrogate: https://tinyurl.com/y9k75atg Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2020 09:42 PM (wiXsO) He had to use a surrogate. His boyfriend has "incompetent cervix." Yes, that's a real medical term. Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2020 10:05 PM (dOV9E) 135
> OT, I'm on my computer right now. 90% of the time I'm on my iPad and can't post. What do I need to do to fix that?
The blog doesn't understand curly quotes and other such newfangled characters. Go to Settings/General/Keyboard and turn off "Smart Punctuation". Posted by: America's Favorite Creepy Uncle, Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 10:05 PM (mNq/0) 136
OT, I'm on my computer right now. 90% of the time I'm on my iPad and can't post. What do I need to do to fix that? So, generally im a lurker, but I love you all so much. You keep me sane all day.
Posted by: sassy at May 01, 2020 10:02 PM (tUGnI) Red "500 Internal Server Error"? Turn off "smart punctuation", under "keyboards" in the settings. Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2020 10:05 PM (t+qrx) 137
He had to use a surrogate. His boyfriend has "incompetent cervix."
Yes, that's a real medical term. Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2020 10:05 PM (dOV9E) aka sphincter Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2020 10:06 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 10:06 PM (OzQGF) 139
Does Uncle Joe have the Syph? I don't think he needs it, but it is kind of hard to rule it out. From a safe distance. Etc.
Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 10:06 PM (RuIsu) 140
She shouldn't have put her vajayjay in the way of my fingers.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 10:07 PM (LeHP0) 141
129 Try copying and pasting from Word.
Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 10:03 PM (Y2CFz) Yeah, great idea. I loved my barrel stay for that one. It's deceptive. It looks fine, then you post, then you're in the land of sticky floors and strange smells of decomposition. Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2020 10:07 PM (dOV9E) 142
Rumors of Kim's body double making an appearance. It looked like Dennis Rodman to me.
Rodman looks nothing like Kim Kardashian. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 10:08 PM (oVJmc) 143
Thank you all, will do
Posted by: sassy at May 01, 2020 10:08 PM (tUGnI) 144
I don't have the clap.
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 10:09 PM (EgshT) 145
"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 01, 2020 10:09 PM (377Zs) 146
Speaking from experience, no doubt.
Posted by: Luke Jackson at May 01, 2020 10:10 PM (PhLl4) 147
Ace,
I have a project I've been working on and need you to help make it happen. If and when done properly, it would play as a weekly podcast on any number of conservative channels to include Rush's radio show. I will leave the monetization to you and others. If we can put this thing together, I assure you that it will be a huge hit. I'm reluctant to disclose more details on this forum. Ace, you are the one person that I have seen that could actually get it, and help make it happen. May the road rise with you, J Scott Posted by: Milton Bostock at May 01, 2020 10:12 PM (ufk17) 148
Matthew Moy as Kim Jong-un.
Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 10:15 PM (RuIsu) 149
ONT is nood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 10:16 PM (A5zUN) 150
Ace, I have a project I've been working on and need you to help make it happen. If and when done properly, it would play as a weekly podcast on any number of conservative channels to include Rush's radio show. I will leave the monetization to you and others. If we can put this thing together, I assure you that it will be a huge hit. I'm reluctant to disclose more details on this forum. Ace, you are the one person that I have seen that could actually get it, and help make it happen. May the road rise with you, J Scott Posted by: Milton Bostock Tell us more, commenter we've never seen before. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 10:23 PM (VjAHi) 151
The $1200 per eligible taxpayer alone is going to cost the Treasury a fortune. I'd guess it needs a lot of cash on hand for that alone.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 01, 2020 10:50 PM (H5knJ) 152
One must have a heart of stone to read of little Joe punching his ticket to Eternal Damnation without laughing.
Apologies to A. Wilde Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 01, 2020 11:17 PM (DjrvG) 153
The first thing Jerry Nadler sees when he unzips is his xiphoid process.
Posted by: rctmnrlyklldm at May 01, 2020 11:55 PM (fCkwS) 154
Did I need another reason not watch to Law and Order SVU? I have always disliked that show.
And did I need another reason not to live in NYC? Posted by: SF jeff at May 02, 2020 02:12 PM (kJqpv) 155
He must be the "other" Joe Biden. You know the one Joe Biden wants you to vote for.
Posted by: notsofast at May 02, 2020 08:57 PM (Qks3J) 156
LOL, Law & Order: Progressive Narrative Unit. My wife watches that stupid show. She hates is because 9/10 i can tell her who did it in the first 0:05 just by filtering the characters through the intersectional studies hierarchy
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