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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2020 09:01 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2020 09:01 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2020 09:01 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: squeakywheel at May 02, 2020 09:01 AM (iTtzV)
Posted by: MIKE GUENTER at May 02, 2020 09:01 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2020 09:02 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:02 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:02 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2020 09:02 AM (2OaFr)
Posted by: Some not so wasted Folgers Crystals at May 02, 2020 09:03 AM (/LQkF)
did someone piss of Mis Hum?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (6XLoz)
333 Anyone read the original book bu Anonymous, the fictional account of the Clinton campaign? True Colors?
Washington and Washington media LOVED that book, because they knew it was written by a reporter, and it was about their "charming rogue."
So anyway, key plot point (SPOILERS) the main rival of our hero is taken out by oppo that he had a love child - the classic drop out or we release the dirt thing. The rival drops out and clears the path.
I guess these were the "True Colors" of the hero, that they were really dirty. But again, the press adored the book.
Fast forward to yesterday's headline that Hillary is "waiting for the call" in this Tara Reade mess.
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2020 09:01 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (qhoDj)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (dQF3z)
Asked this in the EMT:
345 Would a love child cause a politician to drop out these days?
I think we're all accustomed to the fact politicians are huge sleazeballs now.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:03 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (OzQGF)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (G546f)
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2020 09:05 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 02, 2020 09:05 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:05 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2020 09:06 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2020 09:06 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Colin at May 02, 2020 09:06 AM (ZG6FY)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2020 09:06 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 02, 2020 09:06 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (yZAsm)
I doubt it. All people care about now is if they have the right letter after their name, and use all the right buzzwords.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2020 09:06 AM (OzQGF)
All aircraft running, doing finals now.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2020 09:07 AM (zRJXx)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 02, 2020 09:07 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2020 09:07 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (G546f)
It was probably me. I've taken to confessing my sins lately.
Don't hate me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2020 09:08 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 02, 2020 09:08 AM (Dj4QR)
In other news, it's sunny and windy in NNH. Great day to be alive.
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:08 AM (mW4V2)
It was probably me. I've taken to confessing my sins lately.
Don't hate me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2020 09:08 AM (Z4rgH)
Do any of your sins involve busty twins?
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:09 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 02, 2020 09:09 AM (IkjQX)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2020 09:10 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 02, 2020 09:10 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 02, 2020 09:11 AM (Dj4QR)
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:11 AM (mW4V2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2020 08:58 AM (85Gof)
Congratulations. My dry cleaner just got his PPP money too. Call the Maserati dealer and see what he's got left on the lot.
Posted by: jwest at May 02, 2020 09:11 AM (mrrpT)
Mis Hum hates us.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2020 09:06 AM (Z4rgH)
I dont hate you. Not one bit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2020 09:11 AM (aA3+G)
https://tinyurl.com/creepyjoe-supercut
Twatter link.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 02, 2020 09:12 AM (mNq/0)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/369891/
Well, him and Lemmy.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:13 AM (yZAsm)
I think we're all accustomed to the fact politicians are huge sleazeballs now.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:03 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:04 AM (yZAsm)
The Clintons broke EVERYTHING.
Memba when Joe Biden was pushing that the BoP was holding a political prisoner because he had sold dope to Dan Quayle? (That prisoner is internet/AoS famous and we may not type his name.)
Yeah. Memba when Bill Clinton famously smoked but didn't inhale? Everybody knew that was a lie, but, hey, charming rogue. The drug use prohibition had fallen.
Then there was TFG. He wrote in one of his biographies (well, someone wrote it) about his massive marijuana use in HS, and cocaine and crack usage in college.
I mean, people did not blink an eye. You tell people that Obama was a crackhead and they say that's a lie.
They say the same thing when you say it about Hunter Biden, too.
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2020 09:13 AM (ZfRYq)
In other news, it's sunny and windy in NNH. Great day to be alive.
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:08 AM (mW4V2)
Pull your big boy pants up and be a Moron
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2020 09:13 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:09 AM (yZAsm)
There's always hope.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2020 09:13 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Montani Semper Liberi at May 02, 2020 09:13 AM (3H9h1)
That didn't even take out Grover Cleveland, back in the 19th Century.
"Ma, ma, where's my Pa?"
"Gone to the White House. Ha, ha, ha!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 02, 2020 09:14 AM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2020 09:14 AM (zRJXx)
You are toughening us all up. Like the Dread Pirate Ace and iocane powder.
You got me toe tapping to Yoko, so it does work.
I can look at that picture, and it bounces off with no effect.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 02, 2020 09:14 AM (u82oZ)
Make headlines!
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:15 AM (mW4V2)
Wooooooo!!!
Forget coffee! Everybody stoned yet!!!!
Wooooooooooo!!!!
Staycation Lives! Thanks, Guv Newsome!
Posted by: The Libertarian Party at May 02, 2020 09:15 AM (z0XD8)
Blues should be airborne within the next minute.
If you see 'em...enjoy 'em.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2020 09:15 AM (zRJXx)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:16 AM (uQ/sE)
> Posted by: Robert
That reminded me of this:
There once was a woman named Lackey
Who foolishly screwed an Iraqi.
The result of her sins
Was three sets of twins.
One white, one brown, and one khaki.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 02, 2020 09:16 AM (mNq/0)
Blues should be airborne within the next minute.
If you see 'em...enjoy 'em.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2020 09:15 AM (zRJXx)
What are they going to do for the next 2 hours? Flyover doesn't begin til 1130.
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2020 09:17 AM (ZfRYq)
There's a reason why most of the blue state tyrants classified liquor stores and marijuana "dispensaries" as "essential".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 02, 2020 09:17 AM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2020 09:18 AM (2OaFr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2020 09:11 AM (aA3+G)
It was a bit of hyperbole, to be sure.
But then I think back on a month of Zappa...
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2020 09:18 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Donny Brook at May 02, 2020 09:18 AM (819Go)
There once was a woman named Lackey
Who foolishly screwed an Iraqi.
The result of her sins
Was three sets of twins.
One white, one brown, and one khaki.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 02, 2020 09:16 AM (mNq/0)
I love the arts.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:18 AM (yZAsm)
Of course, he couldn't deliver.
New York wants it's money back, but this is a civil litigation situation. Contract law.
The Israeli will probably negotiate a settlement for about $50 million to be returned right now, instead of New York suing and spending 4 or 5 years trying to recover money that will probably all be spent by then.
This is how our government works.
Posted by: jwest at May 02, 2020 09:19 AM (mrrpT)
So Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, and First Blood all took place at Christmas.
Weird.
Posted by Ace
CHRISTMAS
The Deadliest Holiday of All!!!!
First, there was Freddy VS Jason....
Then, Alkien VS Predator....
Now-
Christmas VS COVID-19!!!!
Coming to a theater soon!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2020 09:19 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2020 09:11 AM (aA3+G)
It was a bit of hyperbole, to be sure.
But then I think back on a month of Zappa...
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2020 09:18 AM (Z4rgH)
If MisHum hates you TWO bits, the statement is still true....
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2020 09:19 AM (ZfRYq)
Expensive, high-tech, and keeps the coffee at my set temperature of 135 F a long time. No more having the last quarter cup go tepid because I was not attentive.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 02, 2020 09:19 AM (+fPHo)
There are plenty of people who think Billy Jeff's only indiscretion was with Monica, and that one was all good because they were consenting adults.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2020 09:20 AM (OzQGF)
If you see 'em...enjoy 'em.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2020 09:15 AM (zRJXx)
The T-Birds are down Charleston way? Damn. Haven't seen them since they flew the F-4's when I was in Germany.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:20 AM (uQ/sE)
Glad to hear that, Debby DS!
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 02, 2020 09:20 AM (Z/jzm)
I Am a Moron.
Ok, I feel better now. Thx, MisHum.
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:21 AM (mW4V2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 02, 2020 09:21 AM (ftlS5)
Judge rules against gals soccor team
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y93h296z
Posted by: MNN at May 02, 2020 09:22 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 02, 2020 09:21 AM (ftlS5)
Loan shark collecting?
Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2020 09:22 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:20 AM (uQ/sE)
Ballmer and Washington today.
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2020 09:22 AM (ZfRYq)
Make headlines!
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:15 AM (mW4V2)
They would be arrested for breaking/entering, since the venue would be closed. I guess everyone could just hang out in the parking lot.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 02, 2020 09:24 AM (t+qrx)
Make headlines!
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:15 AM (mW4V2)
They would be arrested for breaking/entering, since the venue would be closed. I guess everyone could just hang out in the parking lot.
Posted by: hogmartin
I thought it was gonna be at Bluebell's house !
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2020 09:26 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 02, 2020 09:26 AM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:27 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: Iris at May 02, 2020 09:27 AM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:28 AM (NWiLs)
Don't go changing your nic tho!
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2020 09:29 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Ricky Roma at May 02, 2020 09:29 AM (2Ia/C)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 02, 2020 09:29 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:28 AM (NWiLs)
Don't go changing your nic tho!
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2020 09:29 AM (ZfRYq)
Certainly not. That would cause unwarranted confusion.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:29 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:30 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2020 09:30 AM (+y/Ru)
Would a love child cause a politician to drop out these days?
In 1884, Grover Cleveland weathered the admission that he paid child support to Maria Crofts Halpin, who claimed that Cleveland fathered her illegitimate son.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2020 09:30 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:31 AM (uQ/sE)
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Well, you ARE on the Ace of Spades blog.
And don't forget the joker.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 02, 2020 09:31 AM (j4zcI)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:30 AM (uQ/sE)
yes
Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:32 AM (NWiLs)
What's the range?
May need something appropriate if the tree rat is obnoxious enough.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 02, 2020 09:32 AM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:30 AM (uQ/sE)
Not at all. Those fuckers must PAY!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:32 AM (NWiLs)
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Not if you want to turn it into a scavenger feeder.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 02, 2020 09:33 AM (j4zcI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:32 AM (NWiLs)
I normally wake up around 5:45ish every morning. These days, I open one eye, see the time and go back to sleep. Next thing I know, I'm waking half way through the art thread.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:35 AM (uQ/sE)
I've done my coffee for the day. Going out to the park across from my office to walk a mile or two, then I'll copy my Fed taxes and mail them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 02, 2020 09:36 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:28 AM (NWiLs)
*Cracks whip*
Back to work!
Posted by: Slave driver what likes cracking whips at May 02, 2020 09:36 AM (yZAsm)
According to .45 aficionados it would take 4 or 5 shots to bring the squirrel down.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 09:36 AM (2DOZq)
Now to clean up the coffee I just spit out.. thanks MH, you bastard.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 02, 2020 09:36 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2020 09:37 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:28 AM (NWiLs)
*Cracks whip*
Back to work!
Posted by: Slave driver what likes cracking whips at May 02, 2020 09:36 AM (yZAsm)
Do that again and I'll feed you that whip.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:37 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2020 09:38 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:37 AM (NWiLs)
I *like* this new Som!
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2020 09:38 AM (ZfRYq)
Make headlines!
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:15 AM (mW4V2)
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Sure, sure. Have you already got the GoBailMe up and running?
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2020 09:38 AM (/669Q)
Big Mike wins on hoopla and euphoria alone.
Donny Two Scoops was just too slow in draining the swamp, he used a spoon when he shoulda used TNT.
Now his whole family will go to jail, and the rest of us who voted Trump just get interned at FEMA camps, such is the magnanimity of our Democrat Overlords. Bonus, we get the new Bill Gates vaccine and microchip because Dems fucking love science!!
Posted by: ThatGuyKindaHasAPoint at May 02, 2020 09:38 AM (KrmLv)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:38 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:38 AM (uQ/sE)
.338 Lapua
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:39 AM (NWiLs)
According to .45 aficionados it would take 4 or 5 shots to bring the squirrel down.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 09:36 AM (2DOZq)
Well placed shots...w/+p jhp
Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2020 09:39 AM (X/Pw5)
Sure, sure. Have you already got the GoBailMe up and running?
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2020 09:38 AM (/669Q)
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We can use the same one from last time you were in County!
Posted by: Weasel at May 02, 2020 09:40 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: dingbat at May 02, 2020 09:40 AM (KylN9)
Sure, sure. Have you already got the GoBailMe up and running?
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2020 09:38 AM (/669Q)
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We can use the same one from last time you were in County!
Posted by: Weasel at May 02, 2020 09:40 AM (MVjcR)
Bluebell's a shot caller anyway. Lockup will be no big deal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Weasel at May 02, 2020 09:40 AM (MVjcR)
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Yes but for over 100 Morons, we're gonna need a bigger bail fund.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2020 09:41 AM (/669Q)
That must be one of the photo editor's standard props.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 02, 2020 09:41 AM (EMi53)
If you're looking for something to stream-
"Uploaded" on Amazon is very good.
The story takes place in the near future when your consciousness can be uploaded to company run "heavens" as you die.
The main character has an "impossible" accident which may have been a murder attempt and may have been uploaded prematurely.
The tone is a slightly dystopian light romantic comedy involving the uploaded guy, his corporate concierge "angel" and his old girlfriend.
You won't laugh out loud very often, but you'll be consistently amused.
Sharply drawn characters, nice plotting, good directing. Good script (SJWnonsense occasionally raises its head, but mostly in a way that you laugh at it - which is surprising.)
The delightful and sophisticated Mrs naturalfake and I started it not knowing what to expect and enjoyed it so much we wound up watching the series all the way through in one shot.
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2020 09:41 AM (z0XD8)
Sure, sure. Have you already got the GoBailMe up and running?
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2020 09:38 AM (/669Q)
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We can use the same one from last time you were in County!
Posted by: Weasel at May 02, 2020 09:40 AM (MVjcR)
Bluebell's a shot caller anyway. Lockup will be no big deal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:41 AM (NWiLs)
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No kidding. She runs the entire cartel from the inside.
Posted by: Weasel at May 02, 2020 09:42 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:43 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 09:43 AM (XxJt1)
"Every person who, under color of any statute, ordinance, regulation,
custom, or usage, of any State or Territory or the District of Columbia,
subjects, or causes to be subjected, any citizen of the United States
or other person within the jurisdiction thereof to the deprivation of
any rights, privileges, or immunities secured by the Constitution and
laws, shall be liable to the party injured in an action at law, suit in
equity, or other proper proceeding for redress..."
The law mentioned above is 18 US Code 242:
"Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or
custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory,
Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights,
privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or
laws of the United States..."
Government officials - other than judges, who have partial immunity - have no immunity to 42 US Code 1983 proceedings.
Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (XLcDO)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 09:43 AM (XxJt1)
Grover.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Weasel at May 02, 2020 09:42 AM (MVjcR)
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Right. My next project is getting them to change the uniforms from horizontal stripes to the more slimming vertical ones, and not black and white because we don't want to look like referees. And those orange jumpsuits are right out. Orange doesn't look good on most people.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (/669Q)
She is way too lazy for that.
She's got her luxury home on the ocean, and her bazillions of dollars in graft, and all her hip-hop and media "friends".
Why the fuck would she take a job that involves getting up early in the morning?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (mNq/0)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (zr5Kq)
Not entirely rhetorical questions.
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:45 AM (mW4V2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (mNq/0)
That's why I've never run.
Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2020 09:45 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 09:43 AM (Xx
Everyone here is a love child,
Everyone except me,
My parents freakin' hated each other.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:46 AM (yZAsm)
Why the fuck would she take a job that involves getting up early in the morning?
If I remember correctly, Barack was usually not up until the crack of 10:30 unless there were some foreigners to drone.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2020 09:46 AM (6XLoz)
(You are so much fun to tease when you're a working stiff.)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 09:47 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 09:43 AM (XxJt1)
Grover.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (NWiLs)
Boy, Sesame Street sure has changed a lot.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 02, 2020 09:47 AM (VqNuf)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2020 09:47 AM (/669Q)
"Every person who, under color of any statute, ordinance, regulation,
custom, or usage, of any State or Territory or the District of Columbia,
subjects, or causes to be subjected, any citizen of the United States
or other person within the jurisdiction thereof to the deprivation of
any rights, privileges, or immunities secured by the Constitution and
laws, shall be liable to the party injured in an action at law, suit in
equity, or other proper proceeding for redress..."
The law mentioned above is 18 US Code 242:
"Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or
custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory,
Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights,
privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or
laws of the United States..."
Government officials - other than judges, who have partial immunity - have no immunity to 42 US Code 1983 proceedings.
Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (XLcDO)
Laws are above my pay grade.
Posted by: Phil Murphy at May 02, 2020 09:47 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 02, 2020 09:48 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 09:43 AM (XxJt1)
Grover.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (NWiLs)
Boy, Sesame Street sure has changed a lot.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 02, 2020 09:47 AM (VqNuf)
He and Prairie Dawn got all crazy on apple juice and graham crackers one night and hooked up. He insists it isn't his, and calls her a Cookie Monster-banging slut.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:49 AM (NWiLs)
David Axelrod@davidaxelrod
Before @JoeBiden was selected VP by @BarackObama, vetters for the campaign scoured every aspect of his record, career and life. Tara Reade or complaints of sexual harassment or assault never came up. I know. I was there.
Here are my recollections
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2020 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)
Definitely not Moochelle.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2020 09:44 AM (6XLoz)
Hmmmm.
I forget whether it's Sushi or Malaria, but only one of those girls looks like she sprang from
Oblabla's Defrosted Spooge-filled Turkey Baster.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2020 09:50 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 09:36 AM (2DOZq)
.....
I use a full auto AK-16 with the high power bullets.
When you unload a banana clip of 300 bullets per second, those squirrels don't stand a chance.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 02, 2020 09:50 AM (6SvfK)
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:50 AM (mW4V2)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:51 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 02, 2020 09:48 AM (PUmDY)
Hmmm...there is your entre into the DJ business. Maybe you can start one.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:51 AM (uQ/sE)
Wear a Fuck the Police tee shirt and go without a mask?
Weird, innit, how we went from Police are Good, to Fuck the Police, in just few short weeks.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 02, 2020 09:52 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2020 09:52 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2020 09:52 AM (q1Pj5)
That sounds like a stripper name.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:51 AM (yZAsm)
Does a show w/Peachy Keen.
Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2020 09:53 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 02, 2020 09:53 AM (6SvfK)
Posted by: freaked at May 02, 2020 09:54 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:50 AM (mW4V2)
International waters.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 02, 2020 09:54 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:54 AM (uQ/sE)
The did he or didn't he Biden controversy is over.
David Axelrod@davidaxelrod
Before @JoeBiden was selected VP by @BarackObama, vetters for the
campaign scoured every aspect of his record, career and life. Tara Reade
or complaints of sexual harassment or assault never came up. I know. I
was there.
Here are my recollections
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
#BelieveAllWomen #HerToo!
Sorry Dave, those are the rules. We did warn you all but you didn't listen.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 02, 2020 09:54 AM (MVR7y)
Not entirely rhetorical questions.
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:45 AM (mW4V2)
********
No. The lawsuits should be epic when all of this panicdemic shit is over.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 02, 2020 09:55 AM (flINI)
I'm pretty sure Mooch has a penis, so never?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2020 09:55 AM (6XLoz)
Posted by: China at May 02, 2020 09:55 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 02, 2020 09:53 AM (6SvfK)
To infinity and beyond!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2020 09:56 AM (q1Pj5)
It says, Go Ahead, Call the Cops.
Is this the one to go with when going mask-free in public?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 02, 2020 09:56 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:50 AM (mW4V2)
International waters.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 02, 2020 09:54 AM (t+qrx)
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^^this!
Posted by: Weasel at May 02, 2020 09:56 AM (MVjcR)
You may or may not know that FZ produced and played on "An Evening With Wild Man Fischer", an collection of some of the demented jewels that came out of a truly crazy person named Larry Fischer.
This first one is catchy little dance tune. I dig the FZ guitar tone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBlqB8dhgZM
The second is circular glimpse of what it's like to be insane stalker. The first time I heard this song I couldn't stop laughing.
Again with the awesome FZ guitar noises. So dark.
The Circle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7HjjFFgJHg
Posted by: freaked at May 02, 2020 09:56 AM (Tnijr)
I wonder what exactly the charges would be for an unauthorized
non-social-distanced group meeting?Can the governor point to a law that
allows him to restrict free association? And a legislated punishment?
Not entirely rhetorical questions.
The proper charge would be a felony violation of 18 U.S. Code 242. The people being charged would be the government officials who ordered the arrests, and the armed police officers who carried it out.
Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2020 09:57 AM (XLcDO)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 02, 2020 09:52 AM (+fPHo)
Who's "we"? I've been raising this alarm for years and took huge amounts of shit for it. It's tough being ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 02, 2020 09:57 AM (PUmDY)
Not entirely rhetorical questions.
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 09:45 AM (mW4V2)
it's covered by the "RESPECK MAH ATOR-I-TAY!!" statute.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2020 09:57 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 02, 2020 09:57 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:58 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 02, 2020 09:52 AM (+fPHo)
Who's "we"? I've been raising this alarm for years and took huge amounts of shit for it. It's tough being ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
Same here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2020 09:58 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 02, 2020 09:53 AM (6SvfK)
"Moochelle" and "Slump-Buster" do not belong in the same sentence, ever.
Celibacy is a better option.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2020 09:58 AM (Z+IKu)
So, caught one mouse under the sink in the kitchen. Carefully went with tongs to grab the trap and dispose and ....it moved. Freaked, dropped it in the trash, closed up the bag and put in the garage. Have not had the nerve to check the one under the jacuzzi yet. Maybe give it another day?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 09:58 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:54 AM (uQ/sE)
Lace on his drawers? Sugar in his tank?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:58 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2020 09:57 AM (V2Yro)
*******
Part of the Good and Plenty Clause I believe
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 02, 2020 09:59 AM (flINI)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 09:59 AM (XxJt1)
So, caught one mouse under the sink in the kitchen. Carefully went with tongs to grab the trap and dispose and ....it moved. Freaked, dropped it in the trash, closed up the bag and put in the garage. Have not had the nerve to check the one under the jacuzzi yet. Maybe give it another day?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 09:58 AM (QzF6i)
You have a jacuzzi? I'll be right over.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:59 AM (NWiLs)
I'll just say that t-shirts won't change the minds of totalitarian governors or their shock troops.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 02, 2020 10:00 AM (6SvfK)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 02, 2020 10:00 AM (WEBkv)
People might be complaining about bearded Mooch, but at least Mis Hum didn't post this.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9btoa94
Posted by: China at May 02, 2020 10:01 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 09:58 AM (NWiLs)
Light in the loafers...raises his pinky finger when drinking malt beverages.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 10:01 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: Rapey Joe at May 02, 2020 10:01 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 10:02 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Climatedenier at May 02, 2020 10:02 AM (ySwn0)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 10:02 AM (QzF6i)
I move quick. Have to stay on you toes to catch me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 10:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic
The Police were ahead of their time.
Don't stand so. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2020 10:03 AM (+y/Ru)
I thought it was donkey-faced butt soldiers or something like that, Rapey Joe?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 02, 2020 10:04 AM (vGJY7)
Inspiring!
____
linked in nic:
On my Other People's Videos blog:
What's Wrong With Michelle Obama?
I have a bunch of videos that I've had partially drafted, some for many months. This one has been in draft for quite a while. I considered it about the bottom of the barrel, possibly not even to be published, but then I ran into a picture on Ace of Spades that motivated me to go ahead and post this today.
Cleaning Out the Video Backlog #7 -- 9 (or so) to go.
features
• Jesse Lee Peterson on M Obama's unladylikeness. (3:15)
• That clip of BH Obama calling her "Michael." (0:24)
• M. Obama adjusting her "package" (includes Joan Rivers fatal last joke) (2:24)
• and the pic from this post.
Linked in nic, at your own risk.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own risk
at May 02, 2020 10:05 AM (oBghv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 02, 2020 10:05 AM (MVR7y)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2020 10:05 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:05 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:05 AM (zr5Kq)
Great. Now we can call them MaskHoles.
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 10:06 AM (mW4V2)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 10:06 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Climatedenier at May 02, 2020 10:02 AM (ySwn0)
I believe someone is itching for some time in the bowels of the barrel. And clean up while you're down there.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 10:06 AM (uQ/sE)
Debby, thank you for the update, continued good thoughts to you.
So, gov slippery inslee has extended the illegal "stay at home" for wa state. It's for the good of the people, ya know. And for his inflated ego, can't ignore the governor, he's in the group of top men, in his mind anyway.
https://tinyurl.com/yb8qqlr9
Posted by: Grog at May 02, 2020 10:06 AM (weXmt)
Posted by: Grammar Nazi at May 02, 2020 10:06 AM (yZAsm)
In 1884, Grover Cleveland weathered the admission that he paid child support to Maria Crofts Halpin, who claimed that Cleveland fathered her illegitimate son.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
That dealt with the rumors he was gay.
Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2020 10:07 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Old Dude at May 02, 2020 10:08 AM (LGXGf)
Off to the camps with you.
Posted by: Grammar Nazi at May 02, 2020 10:06 AM (yZAsm)
band is singular. STFU.
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 02, 2020 10:09 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Yoda at May 02, 2020 10:10 AM (/47jr)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:10 AM (zr5Kq)
Well, most days, now.
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 10:10 AM (mW4V2)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:11 AM (zr5Kq)
.....
I feel bad for folks that can't attend service by government dictate.
It makes me wonder about the many churches here have closed of their own accord.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 02, 2020 10:11 AM (6SvfK)
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 10:11 AM (mW4V2)
Posted by: rld77 with coffee at May 02, 2020 10:12 AM (+sZnm)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:12 AM (zr5Kq)
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Any person who is in a public sector union is not to be trusted, at best. The outright f^*king enemy all things being equal. This includes public school teachers and admin.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 02, 2020 10:12 AM (7Fj9P)
My parish sent out an e-mail on the resumption of public Mass. Size of congregation limited to 50-100. Reservations suggested. Masks recommended. Spacing at Communion.
Much as I want to return, I think it's best to wait until the Archdiocese lifts its restrictions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2020 10:13 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2020 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 10:11 AM (mW4V2)
ON YOUR KNEES! ON YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW!
*Detonates a flash grenade*
Posted by: SWAT at May 02, 2020 10:13 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:14 AM (zr5Kq)
I've been on the receiving end of a string of very happy occurrences the past month. Makes me wonder when the trap door is going to spring.
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 10:14 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 10:14 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 10:14 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 02, 2020 10:14 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2020 10:13 AM (mht8P)
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Go. Don't let man's restrictions keep you from receiving the Eucharist longer than you have to.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2020 10:14 AM (/669Q)
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Doctor Demento commented that Wild Man Fischer created music that may have represented the earliest music made by Man.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:14 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Old Dude at May 02, 2020 10:15 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 10:14 AM (QzF6i)
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Well, all the states are bite-sized in that neck of the woods, you could just walk there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:16 AM (4o2K3)
The question of course is How many men have been President?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 10:16 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Grammar Nazi
With their barbed metaphor fences and watchtowers like similes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2020 10:17 AM (+y/Ru)
It's a smartphone, but with some more tech. And as in the great film "Brazil," the tech is lagging in some areas.
Everyone has a credit score. Everyone has a "sex quotient." You aim your apparat's "nozzle" at someone, and you get both in the readout.
Your apparat knows everything about you, your movements, contacts, and dialogs, so when the cops grab you they grab your apparat and download all the goodies.
It's what Whitmer, Newsome, and others want right now.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 02, 2020 10:17 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 10:16 AM (2DOZq)
6,472!
Posted by: SWAT at May 02, 2020 10:18 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:16 AM (4o2K3)
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In Texas they call those "counties."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 02, 2020 10:18 AM (XVuno)
-
Which way are we considering James Buchanan?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2020 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)
All you need is a hook.
Posted by: freaked at May 02, 2020 10:19 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 10:19 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: freaked at May 02, 2020 10:19 AM (Tnijr)
*looks at hand*
Son of a bitch.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 02, 2020 10:20 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)
I really wonder if the result of this is that anyone over 60 will be relegated to some secondary role for our own "protection".
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
RENEW RENEW
Posted by: Logan's Run at May 02, 2020 10:21 AM (MVR7y)
Is Grammie Winger here this morning? I have to thank her for a comment she left sometime yesterday - to the effect that the Archdiocese of Milwaukee is planning on opening churches again (effective May 31, and all the usual caveats about social distancing, etc.) I shot over to their website and saw that it was so ... so thank you, Grammie, I probably wouldn't have seen it otherwise.
And our local range is OPEN AGAIN! Brown Line and I are going tomorrow - after a little in-home practice with dummy rounds. I haven't picked the Mossberg up since Christmas; time to make up for that.
Posted by: Annalucia at May 02, 2020 10:21 AM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 10:19 AM (QzF6i)
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They can try...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:21 AM (4o2K3)
The question of course is How many men have been President?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 10:16 AM (2DOZq)
Use of the word "men" excludes the Idiot God.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2020 10:21 AM (mht8P)
Roofers will always find hail damage for you. The adjuster will asked you when it occurred . Of course your policy only covers occurrences that fall within you policy period so old hail damage may be a problem . Have an answer if possible. The other thing an adjuster may do is dispute it's hail damage as opposed to general wear and tear. Have your roofer there if possible.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 10:21 AM (2DOZq)
I think we're all accustomed to the fact politicians are huge sleazeballs now.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 09:03 AM (yZAsm)
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I'm sure it's been noted above, but John Edwards? Running mate of John Kerry?
The love child was later, but that, along with the financial shenanigans of paying off the baby momma, and dumping his dying wife for said baby momma, seems to have ended any further political career of his.
Posted by: Boots at May 02, 2020 10:22 AM (oGBso)
Here's an oddball streaming choice on Netflix -
"Beastars"
The story takes place in a world of anthropomorphized animals at the equivalent of a Japanese prep school.
So, once you get over that conceptual hump and if you can buy into it. The story does a lot with it's characters. One nice thing is that the world-building and characters are consistent. So, it's all been well-thought out and plotted.
The main dividing line is between carnivores and herbivores. Everyone tries to get along, but that requires that the carnivores deny their nature...or does it?
The story begins with a murder at the school of one of the herbivores by a carnivore. No one knows who did it, and because "these things happen" it soon gets ignored. However, that casts a pall over the rest of the story.
The main character is a wolf, who0 tries to be "good" but who is also discovering his carnivorous nature.
At one point, he loses control and tries to eat a girl rabbit. He refrains at the last moment, and runs away.
Later, in the story he finds himself attracted to her. Is it simply his carnivorous desires or love?
To the writer's credit, they don't go the Romeo and Juliet route. Rather, they present this incipient romance in a way that's consistent with their world and the dangers within it.
The story really goes some interesting places as the wolf and his friends start to learn that the world of the school is kind of an oasis from the complications and underlying violence and compromises of adult society.
Of course, the story reflects in its own way of the human condition, but only as part of the story.
Very well-written. Sharply drawn characters. Interesting plotting that deepens the world instead of flattening it out.
I just flipped this one on late at night cuz I was bored and couldn't go to sleep yet.
And within a couple of episodes I was hooked.
If this sounds like it might be your kind of thing, it probably will be.
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2020 10:22 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 10:19 AM (QzF6i)
I sure as hell hope not or I won't be able to go back to work. I still have a few months before early retirement, which I might consider anyway even though I'd be taking a financial hit.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 10:22 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)
We didn't provide you a free education so you could start thinking for yourself, plebe!
Posted by: The State at May 02, 2020 10:22 AM (yZAsm)
Much as I want to return, I think it's best to wait until the Archdiocese lifts its restrictions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I read that as "spanking at communion"
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2020 10:22 AM (arJlL)
I covered it up and went to bed, and woke up this morning to realized that I had not turned it off, and I had two cups of steamed wheat-flour gruel
So this morning I am trying to make gruel bread.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2020 10:23 AM (WyVLE)
That sounds like a stripper name.
Well, since Sesame Street moved from PBS to HBO or wherever, who do you think pays for that? Toddlers or toddlers' dads?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 02, 2020 10:23 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)
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Would wrapping one's cell phone in a couple layers of aluminum foil work as a DIY faraday cage? Asking for a friend....
Posted by: Boots at May 02, 2020 10:24 AM (oGBso)
Under the Constitution only or are we throwing the Articles of Confederation in there as well?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at May 02, 2020 10:24 AM (SchxB)
Yeah the 'Rona screwed up my early semi retirement plans too.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 10:24 AM (2DOZq)
movement, how far they venture out. I did not give them permission to
track my movement. Isn't it like unlawful search ?
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)
It is only illegal when you do it on your ex-GF with the restraining order.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2020 10:24 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)
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I have never been more glad that I do not own a smart phone.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:24 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 02, 2020 10:25 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Old Dude at May 02, 2020 10:25 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:25 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 10:25 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:24 AM (4o2K3)
how do you live ?!?!
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:25 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2020 10:22 AM (arJlL)
By naughty neophyte nuns? Hmm...second look at Catholicism?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Boots at May 02, 2020 10:24 AM (oGBso)
when you find out, let me know.....
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:26 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Boots at May 02, 2020 10:24 AM (oGBso)
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Sure, you can wrap your phone in tin foil but if you don't wrap your head also they're still going to be scanning your brain waves.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 02, 2020 10:27 AM (XVuno)
I have no idea when this damage occurred. I don't spend a lot of time on the roof. Probably during the tornado of December 2018.
Roofer will be here when the adjustor arrives. Maybe they'll deny the claim. I'm due for some bad news.
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 10:27 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2020 10:22 AM (arJlL)
This could work.
*Snaps fingers*
Done!
Posted by: Pope Frankie at May 02, 2020 10:27 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:25 AM (zr5Kq)
I bet you still look over a fire pit in the yard...grin...
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 10:28 AM (uQ/sE)
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Well, Pixar did several films set in a world of sentient cars, so anthropomorphic animals isn't too much of a stretch.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:28 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 10:28 AM (uQ/sE)
Only if I have to.
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Old Dude at May 02, 2020 10:29 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2020 10:29 AM (XLcDO)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:25 AM (zr5Kq)
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...
...like a human being? I dunno.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:30 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:25 AM (zr5Kq)
Nah.
Still, they're all big helps if you have to work and want a nice hot dinner of a certain type when you get home.
Stews fer instance.
Course, if you're over 29 and work is behind you,
Sail on, sailor.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2020 10:30 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
https://nunshavetitstoo.tumblr.com/post/176447691529#notes
Posted by: Pope Frankie at May 02, 2020 10:31 AM (yZAsm)
Any of your neighbors have their roofs replaced in in past year ? It's good that your roofer will be there . He can talk the talk for you. Insurance companies , contrary to popular belief , do try to give their policyholders the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 10:31 AM (2DOZq)
Still, they're all big helps if you have to work and want a nice hot dinner of a certain type when you get home.
Stews fer instance.
Course, if you're over 29 and work is behind you,
Sail on, sailor.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2020 10:30 AM (z0XD
No, just don't like quality, flavor that come out. Got rid of microwave and was never replaced.
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:32 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 10:32 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 10:33 AM (XxJt1)
Morning roonz and roonettez! It's going to be a beautiful day here at the Refuge so I'm pulling the top off of the Jeep. I've also ordered the summer top for it, so when it comes in the soft top is coming all the way out and it will become a 2 seater.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 02, 2020 10:33 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:33 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:34 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:34 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2020 10:29 AM (XLcDO)
Why should they care ? Who would enforce it ? Rules without real consequences are really just suggestions.
Posted by: Socks All Damn Day at May 02, 2020 10:34 AM (C7UJR)
Of course, he couldn't deliver.
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without due dilligence = well directed kickbacks
THAT'S how our governments work.
This is how our government works.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at May 02, 2020 10:34 AM (d6mdH)
Am I the only one that read that as...Nuns shave tits too?
Ok, I denounce myself.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 10:35 AM (uQ/sE)
Ok, I did my part-- i took fresh picked coffee in in and sold it this morning. We are an hour behind you folks up North.
Posted by: rld77 with coffee at May 02, 2020 10:12 AM (+sZnm)
Do you have any resources on growing guavas?
Spanish or English
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2020 10:35 AM (WyVLE)
Yeah, work. Someone has to pay for all this free shit the goobermint is giving out like Christmas candy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 02, 2020 10:36 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2020 10:29 AM (XLcDO)
Houston mayor does not
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 02, 2020 10:36 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 02, 2020 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
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Come for the naughty nuns, stay for the eternal salvation and bingo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 02, 2020 10:36 AM (XVuno)
resupplied now and rolling like a juggernaut
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 02, 2020 10:37 AM (iTXRQ)
And in a bit I will do my part and buy it.
You are doing God's work there rld.Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 02, 2020 10:37 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 10:37 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at May 02, 2020 10:37 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 02, 2020 10:36 AM (P4Pk9)
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Or the Portland City Council. I see campaign signs for "Red" Ted Wheeler around, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:38 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Nature, Creating Better Idiots Since Time Began at May 02, 2020 10:39 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 10:37 AM (XxJt1)
Hold my beer.
Posted by: Robert, no sock needed for this comment at May 02, 2020 10:39 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 02, 2020 10:39 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 02, 2020 10:39 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 10:39 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 10:39 AM (yZAsm)
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Huh, Democratium existed that far back... fancy that.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at May 02, 2020 10:40 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:40 AM (zr5Kq)
I thought I was having a stroke.
Posted by: TheHoser at May 02, 2020 10:41 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 10:32 AM (QzF6i)
This ^^^
I may be 29+
I may be being treated for cancer
But I'm the captain of my own ship
I'm doing what I want, as soon as there are places open to do it.
I'll be back to the gym, the bars, the barber, the arenas
Posted by: browndog at May 02, 2020 10:42 AM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 10:42 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 10:42 AM (XxJt1)
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Huh, Democratium existed that far back... fancy that.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at May 02, 2020 10:40 AM (d6mdH)
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"Ma, Ma, where's my Pa?
Gone to the White House, ha ha ha!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:42 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Ganja Man at May 02, 2020 10:43 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 02, 2020 10:44 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 10:44 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2020 10:44 AM (mW4V2)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 10:42 AM (XxJt1)
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The unlimited supply of hashes, like the unlimited supply of ampersands, comes only with the Platinum AosHQ membership.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:45 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 02, 2020 10:45 AM (T09ml)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:45 AM (zr5Kq)
Still a lot of the "You want to kill Grandma!!!" hand wringing going on there though.
Here's what I don't get. We have what is reported to be an effective treatment, right? So are the cases of recoveries increasing? Why aren't they reporting those numbers? All I am seeing is confirmed cases and deaths, no recoveries.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 02, 2020 10:46 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 02, 2020 10:46 AM (N8G3E)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2020 10:46 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 02, 2020 10:48 AM (ZXnzo)
"Anyone see Bill Maher and Bret Stephens calling for the separation of New York stats and the reopening of the country?"
Still a lot of the "You want to kill Grandma!!!" hand wringing going on there though.
Here's
what I don't get. We have what is reported to be an effective
treatment, right? So are the cases of recoveries increasing? Why aren't
they reporting those numbers? All I am seeing is confirmed cases and
deaths, no recoveries.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
Because nobody is recovering. THE DRUMPH VIRUS WILL KILL US ALL!!! There is no hope.
Also, hope is racist.
Posted by: MSNBC at May 02, 2020 10:48 AM (MVR7y)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 02, 2020 10:46 AM (ZXnzo)
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I wodered the same thing last week. My guess is that a lot of the confirmed cases go back home and recover, so the authorities don't have an actual "confirmation" that they recovered.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:49 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 02, 2020 10:49 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 02, 2020 10:49 AM (PUmDY)
The Trump Regime's DOJ will absolutely not prosecute any government official no matter what crime or series of crimes they perform.
A government official could "accidentally" drop a nuke on a city and Trump's regime would do absolutely nothing.
Lindsey Graham might hint at an investigation, but that is about it for consequences.
Posted by: 🐧 at May 02, 2020 10:50 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 02, 2020 10:44 AM (iTXRQ)
Yep, the good ol' days. Couldn't find any Weed, but Hash seemed to rain from the sky.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 10:50 AM (uQ/sE)
I wish our current home had a gas stove.
Long ago and far away, when I was a student, I learned the absolute quickest way to make a great fresh filling meal at night before studies was with-
a wok.
Chop up some meat or fish, chop up some veggies, heat up the wok till it was screaming hot, pour in a bit of peanut oil, throw in the meat-fry, fry, fry,- throw in the veggies-stir stir stir- throw in some soy sauce or hot sauce or both, maybe a nice splash of sherry- stir stir stir- or put on the top for a quick steaming-
BAM! Dinner is served. Nice, healthy and tasty in about ten minutes or so.
Electric woks just don't seem to get hot enough.
Next house...a gas stove for sure or perhaps a gas grill with a wok attachment when my wood pellet grill goes belly up.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2020 10:50 AM (z0XD8)
https://tinyurl.com/y8s8vfeo
Posted by: MikeM at May 02, 2020 10:50 AM (0gTgi)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 10:51 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at May 02, 2020 10:52 AM (d6mdH)
Nine or less if gathered in the name of Jesus.
(illustrated at niclink)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion (v2)
at May 02, 2020 10:52 AM (oBghv)
Nine or less if gathered in the name of Jesus.
(illustrated at niclink)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion (v2)
at May 02, 2020 10:52 AM (oBghv)
Seven.
Father.
Son.
Holy Ghost.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 10:53 AM (yZAsm)
Nine or less if gathered in the name of Jesus.
(illustrated at niclink)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion (v2)
at May 02, 2020 10:52 AM (oBghv)
yeah
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:53 AM (zr5Kq)
The recovery numbers are too high to stoke fear would be my guess.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at May 02, 2020 10:54 AM (SchxB)
Marijuana is the plant material derived from the cannabis plant while hashish comes from the compressed resin (commonly incorrectly thought to be manufactured from the pollen) of the flowers of the cannabis plant. Both marijuana and hashish can vary in type, potency, and quality.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 10:56 AM (uQ/sE)
We are looking more like a police state every year and we are doing it to ourselves.
Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2020 10:56 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2020 10:56 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Robert
potency- it comes from the resin of pot plants rather than just the flowers- THC in higher concentration
very nice buzz
but that was a long time ago
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 02, 2020 10:57 AM (iTXRQ)
Electric woks just don't seem to get hot enough.
-
It's not a wok, but I cook in our big electric skillet a couple of times a week doing similar things. I rarely crank it above the 400 degree mark unless it's right at the start, and then I usually adjust it down to 350 or so to control smoking up the house.
I started using it because it was easier to clean one big pan when cooking for the family, and then I discovered that I liked using it.
My current favorite is cooking sausage, onion, and peppers, and then adding water and uncooked rice. Cover and let the rice cook, and eat twenty minutes later.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 02, 2020 10:59 AM (L+kF6)
Posted by: MikeM at May 02, 2020 11:00 AM (0gTgi)
Posted by: Sunsetting Joey B. at May 02, 2020 11:00 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Boswell at May 02, 2020 11:00 AM (32YRo)
-
Cell phone tracking and freedom masks, punishable by fines and or imprisonment, for our own good.
If we don't do it then the terrorists win.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 02, 2020 11:00 AM (L+kF6)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:01 AM (ZCEU2)
I wondered the same thing last week. My guess is that a lot of the confirmed cases go back home and recover, so the authorities don't have an actual "confirmation" that they recovered.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 10:49 AM
They should start using the same assumptions for "recovered" cases as they do for "COVID-19 cases" and "COVID-19 deaths" .
I think the "definition" of "recovered COVID-19 case" requires 2 weeks without symptoms after recovered in the hospital and sent home?
So, like you said, no one is tracking those who go home. Do any of them report back in 2 weeks that they are "fully recovered"?
We need to stop with that nonsense and start doing the same "assumption" game. If someone recovers in the hospital and is sent home, you assume they are recovered and count them as recovered. You don't wait to hear from them in 2 weeks, since that could never happen.
If they can assume a COVID-19 death without testing, they can assume a COVID-19 recovery without confirmation as well.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 02, 2020 11:02 AM (Do5/p)
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You mean after I fed my tallywacker into a sausage grinder?
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at May 02, 2020 11:02 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2020 10:56 AM (MxEKc)
In six months, we'll be right back to insisting on getting them more body armor and MRAPs - the standing around slack-jawed and dumbfounded when they aim all their toys at us instead of the criminals.
We keep building the police state, and thinking we'll control it with rules. Wrong answer.
Posted by: Socks All Damn Day at May 02, 2020 11:02 AM (C7UJR)
Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2020 11:02 AM (XLcDO)
I love this place.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2020 11:03 AM (yZAsm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 02, 2020 10:59 AM (L+kF6)
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I"ll be making something very similar for dinner with friends this coming Monday.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 11:03 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 11:03 AM (uQ/sE)
• Jesse Lee Peterson on M Obama's unladylikeness. (3:15)
• That clip of BH Obama calling her "Michael." (0:24)
• M. Obama adjusting her "package" (includes Joan Rivers fatal last joke) (2:24)
• and the pic from this post.
Linked in nic, at your own risk.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own risk
at May 02, 2020 10:05 AM (oBghv)
What a compilation.
Jesse Lee Peterson is a jewel.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2020 11:03 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 11:03 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 02, 2020 11:05 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Snake with a mousetrap around it's head at May 02, 2020 11:06 AM (yZAsm)
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That was Buchanan... and look he was a D. Not that one could make any generalizations from that.
Nope, not at all.
Nosiree Bob.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at May 02, 2020 11:06 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 11:03 AM (uQ/sE)
Hash, a childhood memory just recalled. My grandmother made the most delicious hash.
She would not share her recipe.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2020 11:06 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:06 AM (ZCEU2)
and the plate would have a stamp on the back like a line of elephants or camels or something-
But That Was A Long Time Ago (TM)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 02, 2020 11:08 AM (iTXRQ)
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That was Buchanan... and look he was a D. Not that one could make any generalizations from that.
Nope, not at all.
Nosiree Bob.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at May 02, 2020 11:06 AM (d6mdH)
Didn't Jackson refer to him as Miss Nancy?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2020 11:08 AM (ePWRo)
*******
Buffett's Berkshire posts nearly $50 billion loss as coronavirus causes pain - Reuters
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 02, 2020 11:08 AM (1SlH+)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 11:03 AM (QzF6i)
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The Mouse Police Never Sleeps
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3V_8FByoT4g
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 11:08 AM (4o2K3)
My thought all along watching pretty much only fatalities for the last month and half is if they can keep the deaths padded up it keeps many in fear of it. As of 5am NY +298, NJ +310, and Pa which has moved up past California and Conn. at +47 from that time yesterday.
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:01 AM
Yep.
Meanwhile, there is no comparison to normal deaths during this same period.
I researched this yesterday for Michigan (population 9.987 million)
2018 Deaths: 98,985
2018 Deaths per month:
--- All Deaths: 8,249
--- Major Cardiovascular Diseases: 2,713
--- Heart Disease: 2,112
--- Malignant Neoplasms: 1,752
--- SARS-CoV-2 / COVID-19: 1,263
That 1,263 number is based on the assumption of dividing the total number of deaths in Michigan --- 3,789 --- by 3 months (FEB-MAR-APR).
I guess people could look at that list and still freak out.
But the flip side is that we do not take away people's rights in order to protect the 2,713 people per month who die of cardiovascular diseases. And yet, we have less death from this virus AND we've destroyed the economy AND ushered in a "new normal" of "social distancing" and mandatory mask-wearing everywhere.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 02, 2020 11:08 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 02, 2020 11:08 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 02, 2020 11:08 AM (1SlH+)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 11:03 AM (QzF6i)
Move to a motel for a few days?
Had something we couldn't find die in the attic. In summer. In Texas.
Had the keys to a young friend's house, who was on
vacation. Spent every day there, cleaning in gratitude, 'til the smell dissipated.
Posted by: Sal at May 02, 2020 11:09 AM (bo8pf)
Has anyone else caught the Scoldy McScoldersons protesting the "jingoistic extravagance" of the flyovers of the Thunderbirds and the Blue Angels?
Some people just have to find fault with everything, I guess.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2020 11:09 AM (pNxlR)
Possible the mouse was dead and something else dragged them both away
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:10 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 02, 2020 11:10 AM (N8G3E)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2020 11:10 AM (ePWRo)
*******
Pennsylvania Doctor: Coronavirus May Be Less Deadly than Feared
*******
Ya Don't Say ??
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 02, 2020 11:11 AM (1SlH+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 02, 2020 11:12 AM (PUmDY)
People might be complaining about bearded Mooch, but at least Mis Hum didn't post this.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9btoa94
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Mother of Ghod! Why would you do that?!
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at May 02, 2020 11:12 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2020 11:12 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2020 11:10 AM (ePWRo)
Braenyard can you tell me where to find the info on the mask ordnance being throw out of court?
TIA
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 02, 2020 11:13 AM (P4Pk9)
sometimes a couple of us would pitch in and buy a plate of hash- about the size of an index card, maybe a quarter inch thick-
and the plate would have a stamp on the back like a line of elephants or camels or something-
But That Was A Long Time Ago (TM)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 02, 2020 11:08 AM (iTXRQ)
I once brought a chunk of hash that fit perfectly in the change purse of my wallet back from Amsterdam. A little tense going through customs.But That Was A Long Time Ago.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 11:13 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2020 11:13 AM (ePWRo)
Son.
Holy Ghost.
Posted by: Robert
Well, now, Jesus said He and the Father were One, and I'm supposing the Spirit is in on that, too. So, are they three, or are they just one?
Theology AND math. The AoS blog police gonna get me.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion (v2)
at May 02, 2020 11:13 AM (oBghv)
TIA
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 02, 2020 11:13 AM (P4Pk9)
looking
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2020 11:14 AM (ePWRo)
Pa was in 12th, moved up to 9th, jumped past California on the day Icaught them padding the numbers, went back to 9th on the subtraction but now is 6th. Apr 28-30 Pa added almost 600 when daily average is about 50 per day. The statistics just don't seem right.
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:16 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:16 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:16 AM (ZCEU2)
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Math will do that to you.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 02, 2020 11:17 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2020 11:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:10 AM (ZCEU2)
Yikes. I hope not. There is only a small space around the water pipes that allows the mouse to get under there. I'm actually hoping he got away and the trap is just caught on something.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 11:19 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: clutch at May 02, 2020 11:19 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Big Mike Obarky at May 02, 2020 11:19 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Kathy at May 02, 2020 11:20 AM (qv3wo)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:20 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 02, 2020 11:20 AM (N8G3E)
Now get this: THE DNC
Are they fuckin kidding? LOL assholes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2020 11:20 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: browndog at May 02, 2020 11:20 AM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2020 11:21 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 09:43 AM (uQ/sE)
They make 9 mm snake shot, which would be safe at 300 yards, but I don't know if it would be effective against a squirrel at 10 yards.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2020 11:22 AM (LZcDP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2020 11:22 AM (85Gof)
Excellent morning here, Brookies were feeding briskly and 4 provided a satisfying breakfast, split and broiled and eaten salt, pepper and lemon butter.
Fine way to begin the weekend.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 02, 2020 11:23 AM (KATBx)
I just hate this. It is so gross. I am not a clean freak by any stretch of the imagination but mouse droppings are just disgusting.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 11:24 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 11:19 AM (QzF6i)
Sometimes they will chew a leg off if caught in a trap. When we lived in an old farm house, we caught a rat that did that, then got under the floor boards and died with no way to get to it. I forget what we did to get rid of the smell. Maybe it was my ex wife's cooking.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 02, 2020 11:24 AM (uQ/sE)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2020 11:26 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Fritz at May 02, 2020 11:28 AM (95j/9)
I don't care about all the funny money being 'printed' and thrown around. At the end of the day money is just a gauge of value of your day's work vs the goods you want to acquire. But this current situation of letting big brother pick who gets to work and what goods get to be sold cannot be allowed to continue.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 02, 2020 11:28 AM (K78+l)
However, this is the response from the governor:
...Gov. Abbott said fines are prohibited under his order.
"We strongly recommend that everyone wear a mask," Gov. Abbott said. "However, it's not a mandate.
And we'll make clear that no jurisdiction can impose any type of penalty or fine for anyone not wearing a mask.
Everyone should be encouraged, but by my executive order, it supersedes local orders with regard to any type of fine or penalty for anyone not wearing a mask."
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2020 11:28 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Emmie at May 02, 2020 11:29 AM (ouBhA)
1.) They have real grocery stores.
2.) Those stores sell actual COLD beer, and kickass paella mix.
3.) Good Moroccan hash is dirt cheap, and it's everywhere.
Cold beers, paella and hash. Good memories.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2020 11:30 AM (5jaxN)
Posted by: Emmie at May 02, 2020 11:33 AM (ouBhA)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 02, 2020 11:33 AM (K78+l)
Posted by: Kathy at May 02, 2020 11:35 AM (qv3wo)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 02, 2020 11:36 AM (e6jkj)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 11:37 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 02, 2020 11:03 AM (QzF6i)
Hire a cat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2020 11:45 AM (LZcDP)
Posted by: stv at May 02, 2020 11:49 AM (5Kony)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 02, 2020 11:51 AM (P4Pk9)
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Posted by: FlimFlammed at May 02, 2020 01:14 PM (ZTDnL)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at May 02, 2020 02:24 PM (qM84C)
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother
The youngest one in curls
It's the story of a man named Joey
Who was busy with fingers of his own
Left with four brain cells living all together
Yet they were all alone
Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That the girls would be served up for the Party
That's the way we all became the Biden Brunch ...
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George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)