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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Gender Transitioning Governor Karl "Gretchen" Whitmer Awards Contract To Trace Infected Citizens To Democrat Activist GroupXhe has now withdrawn xer scheme to let a Democrat/leftwing group collect the phone numbers and emails of tens of thousands of people with the blessing of, and the authority, of the state behind it. But how did this happen? Is xhe having mental confusion due to the exogenous hormones xhe's taking?Michigan Democratic governor Gretchen Whitmer has handed over control of the state’s new contact-tracing operation to one of her own campaign vendors and one of the left’s biggest technology firms. The move has sparked concern that she is using the coronavirus to strengthen the Democratic Party’s data operation, potentially at the expense of public health. The Whitmer administration announced Monday that it had awarded a contract for contact tracing in the state to Every Action VAN, an arm of the Democratic data behemoth NGP VAN. The liberal firm works with all of the major Democratic campaign committees and hundreds of labor unions across the country, according to its website, and will "help organize remote phone banking and track information and contacts" for Michigan, a state press release said. The group is run by Stuart Trevelyan, a longtime Democratic campaign operative who worked in the Clinton White House and is currently assisting presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden’s campaign with voter outreach and fundraising, according to Federal Election Commission reports. Whitmer's own gubernatorial campaign paid NGP VAN nearly $5,000 in 2019, according to state campaign finance records. .So, once again, in the midst of a pandemic, xhe decided to employ a company she uses for political purposes to collect the data from tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of people, supposedly just to do contact tracing on coronavirus cases. And what happens to that massive database she's using taxpayer money to compile? And putting the state's authority behind demands for that information? Now Governor Caitlyn claims xhe doesn't know who awarded the contract to this company. Stunning and brave!
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I told everyone we already have social credit scores.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 23, 2020 02:49 PM (GbPPJ) 2
Trump is obviously on Whitler's side now!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2020 02:49 PM (TQ/zJ) 3
Ugly on the inside and outside.
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 23, 2020 02:50 PM (haWye) Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 23, 2020 02:50 PM (GbPPJ) 5
Why I simply have no idea how all this taxpayer money got shunted to politically connected lefties.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 23, 2020 02:51 PM (ExV1e) 6
That's Bruce Jenner, prove me wrong....
Posted by: Orange Man Bad Inc. at April 23, 2020 02:51 PM (1kJfL) 7
The drone will measure your temperature and report back to HQ.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2020 02:51 PM (aKsyK) 8
Is the trans thing a joke or real?
Posted by: Someguy at April 23, 2020 02:52 PM (Zm+LZ) 9
She's transitioning into the Silver Surfer, who, by the way *is* also a harbinger of Doom.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 02:52 PM (Eicbe) 10
Twitchy has Mrs. Fredos' Wuhan Flu Combat Regime. It includes adding bleach to her bath water.
That's one of the least batshit crazy things..... Posted by: Ktgreat at April 23, 2020 02:53 PM (AD3JT) 11
Wait. Is Whitmer really a trannie?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters. at April 23, 2020 02:53 PM (hDFaE) 12
Alternate post title: Gender Transitioning Governor Steven "Gretchen" Whitmer Awards Contract To Trace Infected Citizens To Democrat Activist Group, Wins Iowa Caucus Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 02:53 PM (9AGUW) 13
Never let a crisis go to waste; however if you are incompetent that crisis might just waste *you*.
Does anyone really think that Governor Whitmer is competent in the art of governing? Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2020 02:53 PM (0QYMt) 14
SOME PIG
Posted by: Charlotte's Dark Web at April 23, 2020 02:53 PM (chkoV) 15
She has lied about every single aspect of the virus and of the shutdown..
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 23, 2020 02:53 PM (PHxng) 16
I mean (s)he really looks like a tranny
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (j9HX3) 17
>>Twitchy has Mrs. Fredos' Wuhan Flu Combat Regime. It includes adding bleach to her bath water.
Her poor snooch. Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (bKmSR) 18
not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (LvTSG) 19
Why is xer forehead so shiny? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (f1Vqw) 20
There is not a single low to which they will not stoop. If it even is a stoop.
But then again selling baby parts isn't enough for them; to really get their jollies they additionally need to force Christians to subsidize the baby part rings. So, duh? Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (uEbPt) 21
Hey everybody, again.
Ace, I read yesterday that Hitler oops I mean Whitmer was forced to rescind the contract to DNC cronies. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Guzalot at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (Rz36l) 23
Police state was coming sooner or later with our Leftists
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (ZCEU2) 24
The NFL Players Coalition is charging that coronavirus testing is not available in minority communities and announced it's planning to expand its social justice outreach to address disproportionate rates of African Americans suffering and dying from COVID-19. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (aKsyK) 25
They never picture her other 6 heads and 10 horns.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 02:55 PM (ZotRQ) Posted by: Ktgreat at April 23, 2020 02:55 PM (AD3JT) 27
Twitchy has Mrs. Fredos' Wuhan Flu Combat Regime. It includes adding bleach to her bath water. ----- SCIENCE !!!!! Ya'all. Holy fuck there are imbeciles among us. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 02:55 PM (nw6Hr) 28
Michigan Democratic governor Gretchen Whitmer has handed over control of the state's new contact-tracing operation to one of her own campaign vendors and one of the left's biggest technology firms. The move has sparked concern that she is using the coronavirus to strengthen the Democratic Party's data operation, potentially at the expense of public health.
Two YUGE problems with this: 1) People like me who assumed that such things as widespread testing, contact tracing, etc. will be used to build illegal centralized data operations are being proven right. Watch participation plummity/ 2) I do not know for sure, but doesn't MI have a law against the use of public funds for political gain or campaigning? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 02:55 PM (hYcqw) 29
Why is xer forehead so shiny?
FAA mandate. Keep low-flying aircraft from hitting Kong by accident. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 02:55 PM (H5knJ) 30
Well duh. That's the whole reason to become a politician.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at April 23, 2020 02:55 PM (IwDj9) Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 02:56 PM (bKmSR) 32
it never stops
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2020 02:56 PM (8fB/R) 33
We can haz pic of Gov. Kristi Noem?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 23, 2020 02:56 PM (dfRN6) 34
Is the trans thing a joke or real?
Posted by: Someguy at April 23, 2020 02:52 PM A joke. Probably based on the image of her square jaw and the fact that she poured herself into a too-small dress for her inauguration. I want to give a shout of respect to Representative Shane Hernandez of Port Huron for bringing this matter to the attention of EVERYBODY. He also pointed out that she was appropriating money without input from House Appropriations Committee and House Fiscal Governing Committee, both of which he chairs. Those lawsuits against Her Majesty are going to be LIT. Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 23, 2020 02:56 PM (/+bwe) 35
Willowed on how Trump gets out of being painted into a corner;
Trump slammed Georgia because I think if it doesn't "work out" he can stick to the WH plans. If it does he can use Georgia as a blueprint and update his reopen plan. Personally I'd like him to just say "yeah we're opening up tomorrow. Governor's do your thing." Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 23, 2020 02:56 PM (aQkf9) 36
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The NFL Players Coalition is charging that coronavirus testing is not available in minority communities and announced it's planning to expand its social justice outreach to address disproportionate rates of African Americans suffering and dying from COVID-19. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (aKsyK) ---------- The NFL Players Coalition needs to spend a week in southside Chicago handing out free virus tests. Posted by: cornbred at April 23, 2020 02:56 PM (A751K) 37
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at April 23, 2020 02:56 PM (D05G/) 38
I keep saying: If this is as bad as they claim, why have they had to lie so dammed much?
No, I'm not talking "fog of war" early reports were wrong-- I'm talking, flat-out, clear lies repeated over and over. Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 23, 2020 02:56 PM (vPKfA) 39
I think the best thing we could do right now is to open the states that want to open. If people can't do work in NY, services in ND can fill that role.
It could eventually lead to the weakening of NY's power. Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (Eicbe) 40
Twitchy has Mrs. Fredos' Wuhan Flu Combat Regime. It includes adding bleach to her bath water.
===== Well, you can tell that's someone who's never done any housework in their life. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (aoZ7s) Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (j9HX3) 42
I am well skilled in the arts of war and military tactics.
Posted by: Gretchen Witmer at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (chkoV) 43
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (Zz0t1) 44
They never have to pay a price for this so why would they stop?
Posted by: Pliney at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (nzKWW) 45
in related news
Amazon Scooped Up Data From Its Own Sellers to Launch Competing Products Amazon.com employees have used data about independent sellers on the company's platform to develop competing products, a practice at odds with the company's stated policies. The online retailing giant has long asserted, including to Congress, that when it makes and sells its own products, it doesn't use information it collects from the site's individual third-party sellers--data those sellers view as proprietary. Yet interviews with more than 20 former employees of Amazon's private-label business and documents reviewed by The Wall Street Journal reveal that employees did just that. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (8fB/R) 46
The contract went into effect on April 1 and 2000 or so people were being trained to collect the data. The instant the news went public, she deleted the contract and blamed Health and Human Services for awarding it.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (PHxng) Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: jwest at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (mrrpT) Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) 51
Would appreciate prayers for S. GA, folks. Two very large tornadoes have been traveling toward I-95. Our area is getting severe t-storms now.
We've been dealing with this type of weather for over three weeks now. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 02:58 PM (ptqGC) 52
"Michelle" Whitmer
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 02:58 PM (uEbPt) Posted by: oldraceral at April 23, 2020 02:58 PM (l/jsU) 54
Yep. Prog "solution" to WuFlu is "testing, testing, testing." But that implies some large numbers of both testers AND contact tracers. Whitmer shows us that it's likely to be short hop from hiring cronies as contact tracers to figuring out a way/need to "professionalize" them by making them all government employees (aka, public union members and a Dem voting block). If you like the TSA, you're going love the Guild of Federal Unionized Contact Tracers (GOFUCT).
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 23, 2020 02:58 PM (dYe5S) 55
I saw that she had blamed this on the state HHS. Because you know how democrats are with responsibility.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 23, 2020 02:58 PM (Sg/64) Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) 57
And what happens to that massive database she's using taxpayer money to compile? And putting the state's authority behind demands for that information?
Imagine what you don't know. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2020 02:59 PM (8fB/R) Posted by: Roy at April 23, 2020 02:59 PM (Ti+Tv) 59
31 >>Why is xer forehead so shiny
You know how tough it is to find baby blood during the shutdown? Posted by: necormancing gretchen at April 23, 2020 02:59 PM (Vy7tf) 60
I'm glad I'm not in Pennsylvania. Their top health department person is a certified insane gender dysmorphic person that expects us to share his delusions of him being a female. At least Karen Carpenter didn't expect stewardesses to give her a seatbelt extender because she was so fat from her anorexia.
Posted by: Minuteman at April 23, 2020 02:59 PM (HXWZ9) 61
Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Do not worry. comrade. Your data is in safe hands. Oh, by the way: Those who violated the social distancing laws go into the cattle cars on the right, comrade. Corpses go into the cattle cars on the left. Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 02:59 PM (N9G0H) 62
Is she really transitioning, or is she just unattractive? And dangerous?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 02:59 PM (lwiT4) 63
Whitmer Claims She Doesn't Know Who Sent Taxpayer Contracts To Democrat Organizations, Trump Hater
The Biden Zombie Defense Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2020 02:59 PM (8fB/R) 64
The NFL Players Coalition is charging that coronavirus testing is not available in minority communities and announced it's planning to expand its social justice outreach to address disproportionate rates of African Americans suffering and dying from COVID-19.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (aKsyK) ------- Yep, have at it hoss. Oh wait, they just want to jawbone about it. Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2020 02:59 PM (G0vdT) 65
Is the NFLPA saying NYC is not testing minorities?? Because from where I sit, all the chinese flu hotbeds are big blue cities, filled with minorities, and run by Democrats. So if minorities aren't getting tested, look to Democrats such as Kaiser Wilhelm. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 02:59 PM (9AGUW) 66
Careful, you'll put your eyes out with those things...
(((and he starts to run from the raptors))) Posted by: Guy who announces Lord and Lady Douchebag at April 23, 2020 03:00 PM (gD6Ka) 67
2) I do not know for sure, but doesn't MI have a law against the use of public funds for political gain or campaigning?
--- Mistakes were made Oppsie Some low-level staffer accidentally hit "forward" No controlling legal authority No reasonable prosector No criminal intent Laws? Yeah, Dems say, "LOLGF" Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 23, 2020 03:00 PM (vPKfA) Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 23, 2020 03:00 PM (cqteU) 69
It's only illegal if they get caught.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:00 PM (vs2ae) 70
She looks like Mickey Rourke in Sin City.
Posted by: Regular joe at April 23, 2020 03:00 PM (6/uwW) 71
Would appreciate prayers for S. GA, folks. Two very
large tornadoes have been traveling toward I-95. Our area is getting severe t-storms now. We've been dealing with this type of weather for over three weeks now. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 02:58 PM (ptqGC) You got 'em Jane. This is becoming a habit, weather-wise, down by you. Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:01 PM (lwiT4) 72
I hate to burden the MI GOPe who happen to control both state houses.
But could you fucking file an ethics complaint and open up investigations? Gee thanks. Posted by: Ha at April 23, 2020 03:01 PM (sQq+E) 73
Karen Witchmer
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2020 03:01 PM (SAK2A) 74
Story at HogAss that Hitler oops I mean Whitmer is also about to announce rollbacks on her draconian lockdown restrictions.
Repubs at the grasss roots level are getting better at fighting back, and doing so in a really tough manner. In the past Dems could afford to just ignore Repubs, but it seems to me like most of the time they can't anymore. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:01 PM (L2ZTs) 75
Blacks are around 50% of Kung Fu Grippe deaths iirc. They were 100% in St Louis a couple of weeks ago.
It's okay, though, because democrats view them as non-essential. Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 23, 2020 03:01 PM (41rs/) 76
>> Is she really transitioning, or is she just unattractive?
It's just a joke. The modern version of telling a woman, she looks and dresses like a drag queen. And Mae West admitted she got her famous walk from a drag queen. It's that line of humor. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 23, 2020 03:02 PM (f1Vqw) 77
Related: Mad Max Waters and others demonstrate proper mask technique.
https://bit.ly/2XVQX93 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM (+y/Ru) ----- As a resotration contractor that handles lead, asbestos, biohazard and human remains clean up.... Im certified in proper PPE storage, use, handling, containment and decontamination/disposal.... .... I would be fined and probably arrested on the spot if I or my employs used and handled their PPE like that. But... the virtues dont signal themselves. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:02 PM (nw6Hr) 78
70 She looks like Mickey Rourke in Sin City.
Posted by: Regular joe at April 23, 2020 03:00 PM (6/uwW) Ahahahaha!! Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:02 PM (90T4r) Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 03:02 PM (HmJb5) 80
So in other words, Michigan's governor "owns this" too.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:02 PM (hku12) 81
The blonde lady on the left in the video actually has the Karen Hairdo.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2020 03:02 PM (SAK2A) 82
Dumb, corrupt, with the sensibilities of a Soviet Siberian oblast party chief - all that I get about Whitmer. But what's the tranny stuff??
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2020 03:02 PM (El6T/) 83
Now Governor Caitlyn claims xhe doesn't know who awarded the contract to this company.
It was probably some low level IRS employees in Cincinnati. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (Z4rgH) 84
She is looking like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard.
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (90T4r) 85
Repubs at the grasss roots level are getting better
at fighting back, and doing so in a really tough manner. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:01 PM (L2ZTs) I wish they could find one or two in Illinois. They just extended prison time through May. Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (lwiT4) 86
I'd complain but she'll just add more time in lockdown.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (Dc2NZ) 87
Has anyone watched Fake News this week? All their fake reporters in the field are wearing masks. Outisde, near no one, just to show us how it's still dangerous out there and the tiny chinese germs are floating in the air. But what's funny, the fake newswer in the stuffy studios with lots of people near them are not wearing masks. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (9AGUW) 88
She looks like the bad chick from that mini-series V. There is a recent interview with Andi of CNN, the most cushioned interview Ive ever seen, she nodded along with his statements, and smiled, and was so happy, she was just happy to be there, and nodding, and with that goddamned fake Midwestern accent. But her dopey Michigan progs all defend her. DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DIE!!! She is such a fraud, comes from huge wealth, and had everything handed to her. Someone said her Dad, CEO of Blue Cross, had a hand in Michigan's no-fault insurance and driving up cost. Wouldn't surprise me, and wouldn't surprise me she's shoving cash in her pockets now. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (lg/F7) 89
She is not a tranny, just loves the Botox and does not know how to properly apply makeup. 3000 state employees were laid off for 2 weeks yesterday but she feels their pain because she took a pay cut. What was unsaid was that her pay cut is 10% and her staff 5%.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (PHxng) 90
You will be made to Karen.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (Eicbe) 91
When's the next election? Michigan needs a Whitmerectomy.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (uEbPt) Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (9hauA) 93
grammie, yup. Still a lot of work to do in Illinois, California, New York...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:04 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Roland THTG at April 23, 2020 03:04 PM (88+cf) 95
>>>78 70 She looks like Mickey Rourke in Sin City.
Posted by: Regular joe at April 23, 2020 03:00 PM (6/uwW) Ahahahaha!! Posted by: tubal haha for those asking if this is a joke: I don't know how to answer this. I mean, it looks like a tranny to me. Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 03:04 PM (PbpT7) 96
85 Repubs at the grasss roots level are getting better
at fighting back, and doing so in a really tough manner. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:01 PM (L2ZTs) I wish they could find one or two in Illinois. They just extended prison time through May. Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (lwiT4) Saw that. We are packing out of here next week, for a month. Screw my shitty state. Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:04 PM (90T4r) 97
75 Blacks are around 50% of Kung Fu Grippe deaths iirc. They were 100% in St Louis a couple of weeks ago.
It's okay, though, because democrats view them as non-essential. Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 23, 2020 03:01 PM (41rs/) So, if I'm not over 75, Black, or in New York, I'm pretty dang sure the crap won't kill me? And people wonder why I don't bother with a mask. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 03:04 PM (NgKpN) 98
15 She has lied about every single aspect of the virus and of the shutdown..
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 23, 2020 02:53 PM (PHxng) The 3 amigas are Soros bought. I still say she is the shiny object while Benson sets up stealing the election. Posted by: clutch at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM (9UmRs) 99
She looks like the bad chick from that mini-series V.
===== Yeah, she wishes she did. I don't think 25 gallons of liquid foundation is gonna cut it, though. She could give Tammy Faye a run for her money Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM (qhCHQ) 100
Well, this will be a data mining goldmine.
You get to see who everyone interacts with without having to ask google to share their data. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM (ZkXld) 101
Im old enough to remember when trannies had three to five gears and a clutch. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM (nw6Hr) 102
Letting Democrats illegally boost their campaigns with taxpayer funds is not the hill to die on.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM (uEbPt) 103
Tone Loc yet to weigh in.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM (vs2ae) Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM (cl7bp) 105
Osama bin Laden planned to assassinate President Barack Obama to unsteady the United States by putting 'totally unprepared' Joe Biden in charge.
Declassified documents seized from Bin Laden's Pakistan compound as he was killed in May 2011 reveal his plans to throw the U.S. 'into a crisis' by killing Obama while he traveled in a plane with U.S. military commander David Petraeus. The 45-page document, which were first reported by The Washington Post in 2012, is now available in full along with hundreds of others from the raid. Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM (TQ/zJ) 106
No way that bitch looks like Morena Baccarin.
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:06 PM (90T4r) 107
Im old enough to remember when trannies had three to five gears and a clutch.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM (nw6Hr) --- Check. Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 23, 2020 03:06 PM (Eicbe) 108
But could you fucking file an ethics complaint and open up investigations? ---- Not the hill to die on Not who we are We'll be accused of sexism We need to let the law enforcement investigations finish We sent a letter, a very strongly worded letter Won't you send $10, $20 or even $100 dollars today to help us fight?! We only control 1/3 of the government I'm going to piss myself I'm so excited by their excuses to do nothing Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 23, 2020 03:06 PM (vPKfA) 109
The AG Dana Nessel is the truly evil smart one, Soros bought, yes
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 23, 2020 03:06 PM (PHxng) 110
willowed from the other thread, from Orson:
482 I have some news for Gov. Wolf of Pennsylvania. My business(s) re-open on Monday. I've already sent a listing of the precautions installed to the local police department should any busybody school marm decide to snitch on me. The response from the local Chief supported what I was doing. My attorneys have been briefed, and my precautions exceed the effectiveness of the State's application. Should representatives of the State attempt to make a big deal out of it...I will assure everyone here that they don't know the meaning of BIG DEAL. I welcome their nonsense, because it won't end well for them. I just want to commend you and I don't want you to dox yourself, but if I personally see ANY open business I can patronize, I will and I am very proud of you, Orson! this is AWESOME! good luck! oh and Gretchen is taking a bunch of HGH also I think you inject that as well, not in your face tho it seems to make people sort of glow a lot, I don't know why. it IS kind of a weird hormone so she's def doing botox, the retinol in a big way, HGH, and probably some testosterone supps she's not really a tranny, but she IS a freak, due to her own "supplements" Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 03:06 PM (j9HX3) 111
62 Is she really transitioning, or is she just unattractive? And dangerous?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 02:59 PM No. She's considered a MILF by some, actually. Despite her meteor-crater of a belly-button (ask how I and far too many of my fellow citizens know this!). She's not just dangerous. She's a micromanager who has a poor grasp of legality vs civility. It will not shock you that she was a prosecutor. Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (/+bwe) 112
Osama bin Laden planned to assassinate President Barack Obama to unsteady the United States by putting 'totally unprepared' Joe Biden in charge.
===== I mean, when you're a Democrat and you've lost Al Qaeda, well... Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (qhCHQ) 113
Gender Transitioning Governor Karl "Gretchen" Whitmer Awards Contract To Trace Infected Citizens To Democrat Activist Group
___________ IOW, a Chinese Communist Party front group. Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (9DzlB) 114
Saw that. We are packing out of here next week, for a month. Screw my shitty state.
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:04 PM (90T4r) Be careful crossing state lines! That's verboten now! Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (lwiT4) 115
And wasn't Brit Hume rather well known to be a nevertrumper for a while there, in 2016? Seems to me he transitioned rather quickly, somewhere in there. Didn't stick to the nevertrump narrative after he saw the handwriting on the wall.
I do think there are plenty of so-called conservatives who are wolves in sheep's clothing, trying to third way themselves into not having to directly bash Trump, while being in a position to survive if Trump is destroyed. Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12) Posted by: clutch at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (9UmRs) 117
Dallas woman who's about to lose her house and her business is opening her Salon down town to try and save her possessions.
Good for her. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Zz0t1) 118
I'm not a fan of my Governor (Asa Hutchenson) but he beats the hell outta what Mish- hee- gin has.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (o2MD2) 119
She could give Tammy Faye a run for her money Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM (qhCHQ) ----- ISWYDT Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (nw6Hr) 120
LOLA....
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (gmo/4) 121
RoyalOil, the RNC's true purpose is for fundraising, not solving problems.
A solved problem is one you can't fundraise on anymore. :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (L2ZTs) 122
Something in the news that torque me off is that a senior living facility in Athens TN has four people with Wohan Flu, and they got it from one of the residents that they knew had it and they had her isolated there in the facility.
Why would you have somebody isolate in a common facility that houses people with a higher suseptibility? Meanwhile the rest of the population goes around acting as if the disease can magically jump through car windows and contaminate the entire ocean. Are people this retarded? Posted by: Minuteman at April 23, 2020 03:08 PM (HXWZ9) 123
Be careful crossing state lines! That's verboten now!
Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (lwiT4) --- It's going to end like Steve McQueen in the Great Escape. Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:08 PM (Eicbe) Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 23, 2020 03:08 PM (NPuOS) 125
Talked to a buddy in Pennsylvania yesterday. Said he's not able to get booze because State Stores are closed and most other places aren't able to sell it.
They're even monitoring the border to Maryland because they're still open and selling booze. This is fucking ridiculous. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:08 PM (Zz0t1) 126
Seems to me he transitioned rather quickly, somewhere in there.
---- Wait. Britt Hume is now Brittany Hume ???? When did THAT happen. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:09 PM (nw6Hr) 127
I've got hot Kristi Noem as our governor. Eat your heart out, bumkins!
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:09 PM (gmo/4) 128
I've seen a number of pictures of her in which she was very pretty. I guess those were older photos.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 23, 2020 03:09 PM (9hauA) 129
Occurred to me that this whole shutdown thing is an extension of Obama's comments on who actually owns a business. (You didn't build that).
Since they don't consider a business something you built, they don't care about shutting down something you didn't make. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:09 PM (vs2ae) 130
Hadn't Whitmer already transitioned to Elena Ceausescu?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2020 03:09 PM (puu6v) 131
@APDillon_ 4 minutes ago
.@NC_Governor just announced he is extending the stay at home order to MAY 8. Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 03:09 PM (cF8AT) 132
Must be great to be a Democrat. You don't even need to pretend to be honest.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 23, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp) 133
It's going to end like Steve McQueen in the Great Escape.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:08 PM (Eicbe) ----- Jumping motorcycles over barbed wire is VERBOTTEN!! Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:09 PM (nw6Hr) 134
Archer, Kristi looks like Jennifer Aniston with dark hair.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:09 PM (L2ZTs) 135
North Kansas City mayor says fuck you to Mayor Lucas and plans on reopening May 3. Lucas's office being flooded with calls. Supposedly re-examining the May 15 date.
Posted by: jewells45 at April 23, 2020 03:10 PM (BLT3V) 136
New Stones song dropped today, I like it....
https://tinyurl.com/ycnssnvc Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 23, 2020 03:08 PM (NPuOS) Sounds like every other Stones song since Tattoo You. My opinion, of course. It's all yours, sir. I'm out. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:10 PM (Zz0t1) 137
>>> 88 She looks like the bad chick from that mini-series V.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM The original one - Jane Badler? Same hair color. The end. No. The new one? With Firefly's own space whore? No no no! Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2020 03:10 PM (l6b3d) 138
"Dallas woman who's about to lose her house and her business is opening her Salon down town to try and save her possessions." When I bring up people losing their businesses, and the following on, their lives, people don't wan tto say much about that. Then to see that huge-headed Whiter smiling and blaming the federal government for not opening up. Boy, that's some horseshit. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 23, 2020 03:10 PM (lg/F7) 139
Talked to a buddy in Pennsylvania yesterday. Said he's not able to get booze because State Stores are closed and most other places aren't able to sell it.
They're even monitoring the border to Maryland because they're still open and selling booze. This is fucking ridiculous been like this since mid march! so fun you can't go to another state they check IDs and won't serve us. because according to Wolf we are not allowed to buy alcohol Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 03:10 PM (j9HX3) 140
Don't look now but Democrat/MSM approved Rhemdisavir (sp?) COVID-19 treatment flopped in first trial.
Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2020 03:10 PM (G0vdT) 141
I don't get the trannie vibe here, more like a cable access creature feature hostess.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2020 03:10 PM (Dc2NZ) 142
121 RoyalOil, the RNC's true purpose is for fundraising, not solving problems.
A solved problem is one you can't fundraise on anymore. :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (L2ZTs) Yup, for proof, just see Obama care. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 03:11 PM (NgKpN) 143
I told everyone we already have social credit scores.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 23, 2020 02:49 PM I have no doubt that a review of the Horde's scores goes something like this: https://youtu.be/UKMuVFz3MOQ Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 23, 2020 03:11 PM (fIDYQ) 144
Yeah, about that prosecutor bit. That was a 6 month interim gimme because of massive corruption in both the county prosecutors and sheriffs offices. She used it to juice her governor bonafides when she ran. All a put up job by the Dems
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 23, 2020 03:11 PM (PHxng) 145
She's not just dangerous. She's a micromanager who
has a poor grasp of legality vs civility. It will not shock you that she was a prosecutor. Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 23, 2020 03:07 PM (/+bwe) ___________ "Here, hold my Mish." -- Kamala Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2020 03:11 PM (9DzlB) 146
haha
for those asking if this is a joke: I don't know how to answer this. I mean, it looks like a tranny to me. Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 03:04 PM (PbpT7) Have you seen Bill Gates' wife? If she doesn't look like a dude in a dress, then I'm J. Edgar Hoover. He looks like a lesbian, and (s)he looks like a tranny. Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:11 PM (hku12) 147
New Stones song dropped today, I like it....
"Honky Tonk Virus" "Mask Me Up" "17th Nervous Quarantine Deadline Extension" Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (L2ZTs) 148
The idea that you'd weaken or destabilize the US by removing Obama and replacing with Biden is of course absurd beyond description. As if it could be any worse than Obama and his band of nobodies, interns, and Beltway sub-mediocrities. But Osama never did have much of a feel for American politix or policy, well, beyond pretty well understanding the weakness and cluelessness of a large % of the country.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (El6T/) 149
Actually, she still looks attractive to me.
Unfortunately/fortunately, attractiveness doesn't correlate with goodness. Also, the way she is emphasizing the "this is super terrible" and "I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you!" words strikes me a bit like tge lady doth protest too much. Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (9hauA) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (ozC/k) 151
Michigan Governor LOLA. L-O-L-A, Lola.
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (gmo/4) 152
Now this bitch owns the unemployment in MI
Posted by: CN at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (ONvIw) 153
North Kansas City mayor says fuck you to Mayor Lucas and plans on reopening May 3. Lucas's office being flooded with calls. Supposedly re-examining the May 15 date.
Posted by: jewells45 at April 23, 2020 03:10 PM (BLT3V) ----- I sent him a letter since he's determining what businesses are and arent essential.... what steps has he taken to determine which city employees are and arent essential and when he plans to put those non essential city employees on the unemployment rolls. I have yet to receive a reply. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (nw6Hr) 154
131 @APDillon_ 4 minutes ago
.@NC_Governor just announced he is extending the stay at home order to MAY 8. Posted by: Tami Hey, at least that's a date. All we got from Inslee was, "yeah, you know that May 4 date? We're not gonna be able to do that. We'll look at the data in the next few days and get back to you." Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:13 PM (Ez6QX) 155
Talked to a buddy in Pennsylvania yesterday. Said he's not able to
get booze because State Stores are closed and most other places aren't able to sell it. Do ya'll like coors beer? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Bandit at April 23, 2020 03:13 PM (88+cf) 156
147 New Stones song dropped today, I like it....
"Honky Tonk Virus" "Mask Me Up" "17th Nervous Quarantine Deadline Extension" Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (L2ZTs) ------ "You can't always get the mask you want" Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2020 03:14 PM (G0vdT) 157
The sheer number of lawsuits to come out of this will be staggering. And no state will have standing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:14 PM (vs2ae) 158
"I Can't Get No Hydrochloroquine"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:14 PM (L2ZTs) 159
Still a lot of work to do in Illinois, California, New York...
--- I'm not sure any of us (those) are getting open again short of the military removal of our governors. Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2020 03:14 PM (kOpft) 160
What Whitmer is a tranny? For real?
Oh and the reason she can't answer questions like that is because it wasn't in the cram material and she's not capable of thinking on her feet or about anything she hasn't studied. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (j3npP) Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (gmo/4) 162
Hadn't Whitmer already transitioned to Elena Ceausescu?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2020 03:09 PM I think Whitmer's in the middle of filming a stunning and brave remake of the Travolta flick 'Face Off' with Bruce Jenner. Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (fIDYQ) 163
Seriously, what the fuck is this "tracing" scheme? I think it's a massive and highly intrusive data-collection scheme of Big Brother and the Chinese Holding Company. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (s2VJv) 164
New Stones song dropped today, I like it....
"Honky Tonk Virus" "Mask Me Up" "17th Nervous Quarantine Deadline Extension" Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (L2ZTs) ------ "You can't always get the mask you want" Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2020 03:14 PM (G0vdT) ----- Gimme Stelter Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (nw6Hr) 165
(Stay away from your) Neighbors
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (NPuOS) 166
Wild Horses..couldn't drag me away from my ventilator.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (vs2ae) 167
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I told everyone we already have social credit scores. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 23, 2020 02:49 PM (GbPPJ) ___________ "Everybody who reads this blog is on our list." -- You will be made to welcome your Death Panel overlords Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (9DzlB) Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (gmo/4) 169
MI Gov: It wasn't me.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 23, 2020 03:03 PM (9hauA) ++++++++++ It might not have been. Ultimately the buck stops with her, but let's assume for a moment that this is true. Which is worse? That she is gleefully corrupt or that her *system* and her lieutenants are gleefully corrupt and she doesn't (or can't) stop it? Because I think having a system who's default mode is "be corrupt AF" is actually worse. And that is the system we have. We have it federally and we have it at the state level, too - and probably most of the local governments for good measure. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (hYcqw) 170
Seriously, what the fuck is this "tracing" scheme? I think it's a massive and highly intrusive data-collection scheme of Big Brother and the Chinese Holding Company.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (s2VJv) Inslee brought it up the other day, too. Supposedly workplaces are going to have to do it until we have a vaccine. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (Ez6QX) 171
161 New Stones song dropped today, I like it....
Gimme Shelter; in Place Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (gmo/4) Dis-Satisfaction Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv) 172
I Can't Get No Hydrochloroquine.
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (N9G0H) 173
Good for you fixerupper. You won't get a reply either. But the more pressure is put on him, the sooner this ends.
Posted by: jewells45 at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (BLT3V) Posted by: CNN at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (Eicbe) 175
.@NC_Governor just announced he is extending the stay at home order to MAY 8.
Posted by: Tami Does that cover Gov. Coonman's from out of state visits to his Manteo beach house? https://tinyurl.com/yav2j5rv REPORT: Virginia Governor Northam Violating Stay-at-Home Orders With Travel to North Carolina Vacation Home Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (qAR6u) 176
Yeast Infection of Burden Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:17 PM (nw6Hr) 177
170 Seriously, what the fuck is this "tracing" scheme? I think it's a massive and highly intrusive data-collection scheme of Big Brother and the Chinese Holding Company.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (s2VJv) Inslee brought it up the other day, too. Supposedly workplaces are going to have to do it until we have a vaccine. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (Ez6QX) Little Big Gulp is slated to be in charge here in NY. I smell a gigantic Commie/Google rat. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:17 PM (s2VJv) Posted by: Moaning Joe (totally not bonkers) at April 23, 2020 03:17 PM (pMGkg) Posted by: azalea city at April 23, 2020 03:17 PM (WX+x0) 180
2000 Light Years From A Vaccine
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:17 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:17 PM (gmo/4) 182
Wild Horses... and Bats, Pangolins, Lemurs, Stoats, Voles... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (s2VJv) 183
Whitmer's the kind of governor that makes me ashamed to call myself a governor.
Posted by: Tank Abrams at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (sWM8x) 184
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2020 03:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
wHitler is a dead ringer for Caitlyn Jenner. Posted by: clutch at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (9UmRs) 185
The data referenced in the "gating" process for phased re-opening need to be public and accessible. I assumed they would be.
Any governor going counter to those, i.e. delaying re-opening when criteria were being met, would be politically eaten alive, and quickly. At least in most places. Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (El6T/) 186
New Stones song dropped today, I like it....
"Honky Tonk Virus" "Mask Me Up" "17th Nervous Quarantine Deadline Extension" Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (L2ZTs) Let's Not Spend the Night Together Social Distancing Man Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (3bFb9) Posted by: Stones Song at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (Eicbe) 188
Stones you are old. Go away. Nobody cares.
Silly old men. Posted by: azalea city at April 23, 2020 03:17 PM (WX+x0) ----- Yeah... we should all listen to Tool now. *blech* Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (nw6Hr) Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (G0vdT) 190
These are real Q and A responses by 'ol G-Retchin' by a legal blog before she became gubner --
Who is on your guest list for the ideal dinner party? Ruth Bader Ginsburg, President Obama, Jon Stewart, Shonda Rhimes Pol Pot wasn't available, I guess. What is something most people don't know about you? I am terribly klutzy. My father nicknamed me "Gravity Gretchen" when I knocked out my front teeth at church camp, right after the braces he paid for to correct the gap in those teeth were removed. That's the worst chapter in a lengthy book of klutziness. The Peter Principle in all its glory. Now she's knocking out an entire state. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (Z4rgH) 191
Re Mask Maxine Waters
I've said it many times, but I'll say it again. She wouldn't be allowed to run a cash register at an Everything's One Dollar store, and she's making laws for men with guns to enforce on the rest of us. Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (41rs/) 192
Jumpin TP Stash
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (vs2ae) 193
I've seen the virus and it looks of a rock of crack......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1) 194
Let It Bleed, Behind a Mask. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:19 PM (s2VJv) 195
Looks like the Bucs are going for a big, young Offensive Tackle to protect the Statue of Immobility Brady. This will be fun.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 23, 2020 03:19 PM (r8zyk) 196
As far as I know, no one is being stopped from leaving Illinois. I think what could conceivably happen is when you re-enter, there might be a two week self quarantine scolding occur.
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:19 PM (90T4r) Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2020 03:19 PM (SAK2A) 198
Paint it Zinc.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:19 PM (Eicbe) 199
The Biden and the Flies.
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 03:19 PM (N9G0H) Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 23, 2020 03:19 PM (41rs/) 201
A hunk a hunk a burning lung.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 23, 2020 03:20 PM (r8zyk) 202
Seriously, what the fuck is this "tracing" scheme? I think it's a massive and highly intrusive data-collection scheme of Big Brother and the Chinese Holding Company.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (s2VJv) +++++++++++++++ I think that is exactly what it will be. The concept is to opt-in to fine location data collection that is aggregated for the explicit and limited purpose of COVID contact tracing.* Under such a scheme, if you test positive, you send the result to them (or they get it by default for public health reasons). They then bring up your locations for the past {however many} days and see who was around you. They then contact the people who were around you to get tested and impose quarantine if positive. Keep moving out until you find everyone or close to everyone so that testing and quarantine can be targeted instead of scattershot. * Of course, this is bullshit. That data will be used for *everything* regardless of the law. This will become - in the instant of its creation - a panopticon that even our current police state tyrants (who themselves would make Stalin or Hitler green with envy over the data and power they have) could only dream of. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:20 PM (hYcqw) 203
Fauci....fauuucccciii.
When will those Curves disappear? Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:20 PM (vs2ae) 204
Inslee brought it up the other day, too. Supposedly workplaces are going to have to do it until we have a vaccine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (Ez6QX) I'll send them a picture of my fully erect cock and they can trace the veins on it. Fuck these clowns. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2020 03:20 PM (j3npP) 205
Don't look now but Democrat/MSM approved Rhemdisavir (sp?) COVID-19 treatment flopped in first trial.
Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2020 03:10 PM (G0vdT) The MSM dunces were acting like they were the most genius-level scientists, doctors and statisticians, when they are in actuality much dumber than average. The mechanism by which HCQ exerts its antiviral activity is well understood (one of the people in my company who is working on covid-19 explained it during a meeting), yet somehow we are to believe Trump's opinion on the drug automatically renders it ineffective. And it irks me to no end when people pretend Trump was practically prescribing HCQ to patents (and suspected hubby killers). All he did was say it was an option that could work and if it did, it would be a game changer. He was just being optimistic, as the president should. Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 23, 2020 03:20 PM (9hauA) 206
Wow, NRO is all-in with the COVID-19 fear porn. Are they really such pussies, or is this just TDS?
On the other hand, the comments are overwhelmingly against them. Posted by: Caliban at April 23, 2020 03:20 PM (QE8X6) Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2020 03:20 PM (3bFb9) 208
Meanwhile, it looks like SanFran Nan isn't going to let this crisis go to waste and is planning to insert a nationwide "vote by mail" provision into the next KungFlu pork bill.
How that would possibly work when it's states that run elections is a mystery, but hey I'm sure Random Obama-appointed Hawaiian Judge #3 will find it to be perfectly constitutional. Posted by: DocJ at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (DU2N9) 209
New Stones song dropped today, I like it....
"Honky Tonk Virus" "Mask Me Up" "17th Nervous Quarantine Deadline Extension" Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 03:12 PM (L2ZTs) ------ "You can't always get the mask you want" Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2020 03:14 PM (G0vdT) ----- Gimme Stelter Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:15 PM (nw6Hr) Seems it doesn't matter where you are, everybody's going to need a ventilator. Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (hku12) 210
Signs of the times; bought 1000 rounds , 9mm and video surveillance system installed tomorrow. Sigh.
Posted by: azalea city at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (WX+x0) 211
Gimme Shelter in Place
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (Eicbe) 212
Honky Tonk Nurses
Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2020 03:18 PM (G0vdT) ++++++++++++ What is a Honky Tonk Nurse? A half-drunk woman at the bar who takes you home for a good night - and makes you breakfast in the morning to help you over your hangover? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (qAR6u) 214
I'll send them a picture of my fully erect cock and they can trace the veins on it.
----- Unfortunately.... that visual is gonna stick for a while. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (nw6Hr) 215
Gimme Shelter in Place
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (Eicbe) ++++++++++++++ Winner. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:22 PM (vs2ae) 217
204 Inslee brought it up the other day, too. Supposedly workplaces are going to have to do it until we have a vaccine.
----------------------- So no one in Washington wants to file suit for loss of Civil Rights? Posted by: Puddin Head at April 23, 2020 03:22 PM (r8zyk) 218
Well, at least there's Ginger Thursday to smile about
https://tinyurl.com/ycy6aeg2 Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (qAR6u) woof....... Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:22 PM (Zz0t1) 219
Well, at least there's Ginger Thursday to smile about
https://tinyurl.com/ycy6aeg2 Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (qAR6u) +++++++++ My weekly holiday. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw) 220
TDS and wuflu fear are two sides of the same coin.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 23, 2020 03:22 PM (0OmEj) 221
Birx of Burden Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:22 PM (nw6Hr) 222
Did ya hear about the Midnight Ambulance
The one you never seen befo-- Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:22 PM (Eicbe) 223
Get Off of My Ventilator.
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 03:22 PM (N9G0H) 224
I'll send them a picture of my fully erect cock and they can trace the veins on it.
===== Don't forget to cc: me on that, 'k? Posted by: Shep! at April 23, 2020 03:23 PM (vg8iE) 225
Just getting here, hope our leader is feeling better today, did he give an update on his health?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 23, 2020 03:23 PM (a4EWo) 226
Who is on your guest list for the ideal dinner party? Ruth Bader Ginsburg, President Obama, Jon Stewart, Shonda Rhimes
What a bore. I'd have the missus cook up a big pot of chili, lay in a couple cases of cheap beer and a bottle of good whiskey, and have Joe Bob Briggs over to view and talk about his favorite horror movies. He could bring that mailgirl of his too. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 03:23 PM (H5knJ) Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2020 03:23 PM (3bFb9) 228
19th Coronavirus Breakdown.
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 03:23 PM (N9G0H) 229
Yeah, about that prosecutor bit. That was a 6 month interim gimme because of massive corruption in both the county prosecutors and sheriffs offices. She used it to juice her governor bonafides when she ran. All a put up job by the Dems
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 23, 2020 03:11 PM I know. She isn't worth much compared to, say, Kym Worthy, who actually had the guts to stand up to Kwame and his lackeys. In fact, I wonder if that is why Worthy was never tapped for public office. She'd be a better AG than the misandrist we have. Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 23, 2020 03:23 PM (/+bwe) 230
Inslee brought it up the other day, too. Supposedly workplaces are going to have to do it until we have a vaccine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (Ez6QX) We're still waiting for a HIV/AIDS vaccine. And a common cold (coronavirus) vaccine. IOW, there may never be a vaccine. Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (cF8AT) 231
Well, at least there's Ginger Thursday to smile about
https://tinyurl.com/ycy6aeg2 Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (qAR6u) +++++++++++++++ What's the Scottish version of a famous Stones lyric? "Hey! McCloud! Get offa my ewe!" Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw) 232
Get Off of My Cloud Server... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (s2VJv) 233
Take another little piece of my lung now baby
Take another little piece and just throw it away! Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (Fc5rx) 234
Seriously, what the fuck is this "tracing" scheme? I think it's a massive and highly intrusive data-collection scheme of Big Brother and the Chinese Holding Company.
- Ah, good. I was wondering what the PATRIOT Act level legislation would be. This fits the bill. It's for our own good and everything, too. If we don't do it then the terrorists win. Virus. Whatever. Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (41rs/) 235
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Why is xer forehead so shiny? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (f1Vqw) __________ That's more than a forehead -- that's a fivehead. It's a MAN, baby! Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (9DzlB) 236
Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Social Distancing in the Shadow?
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (N9G0H) 237
Vice getting hammered in the comments.
@vicenews Racist plaques depicting Winnie the Pooh holding a bat with chopsticks have begun to pop up around Atlanta, and police have no leads as to who is responsible. https://tinyurl.com/ybdg2x6d Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (wiXsO) 238
That's one of the least batshit crazy things.....
Posted by: Ktgreat You mean that Fredo motherf*cker has horded enough bleach for his wife to bathe in it? Posted by: BifBewalski at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (VcFUs) 239
Well, at least there's Ginger Thursday to smile about https://tinyurl.com/ycy6aeg2 Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 03:21 PM (qAR6u) Wow! Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (3bFb9) 240
1973 album- Bat Head Soup
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (ozC/k) 241
Why did Michigan elect this woman?
Was her opponent a bigger asshole? Posted by: Case at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (R4yL4) 242
Why is xer forehead so shiny?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (f1Vqw) She's from Meta Luna? Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (gmo/4) 243
I have a feeling Whitmer will keep you all Michiganders under some form of quarantine long after it is lifted everywhere else.
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (zr5Kq) 244
@vicenews
Racist plaques depicting Winnie the Pooh holding a bat with chopsticks have begun to pop up around Atlanta, and police have no leads as to who is responsible. https://tinyurl.com/ybdg2x6d Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (wiXsO) BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1) 245
Daddy You're a Fool to Try (Hydroxychloroquine)
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (Eicbe) 246
240 1973 album- Bat Head Soup
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (ozC/k) Nice. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (s2VJv) 247
Everytime you guys talk about bat heads.... I get Avenged Sevenfold earworms. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (nw6Hr) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (s2VJv) 249
Street Coughin' Man.
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (N9G0H) 250
Who is on your guest list for the ideal dinner party? Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Dinner party, not marathon workout session! Posted by: spindrift at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (pi370) 251
IOW, there may never be a vaccine.
Posted by: Tami Yep, and like I said in JJ's morning report thread, even if they come up with one I ain't getting it. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (/F3DK) 252
Angie-ogram... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (s2VJv) 253
Does that cover Gov. Coonman's from out of state visits to his Manteo beach house?
https://tinyurl.com/yav2j5rv REPORT: Virginia Governor Northam Violating Stay-at-Home Orders With Travel to North Carolina Vacation Home Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (qAR6u) He's important. And it's important for him to get needed leisure and rest and refreshment in luxurious surroundings. His constituents, on the other hand barely exist and deserve to be locked up at home until he feels like releasing them. Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (9hauA) 254
At least after 2020 election is done with. To make sure Trump does not take MI.
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (zr5Kq) 255
Why did Michigan elect this woman?
Was her opponent a bigger asshole? Posted by: Case at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (R4yL4) --- We wanted continuity of asshole. Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (Eicbe) 256
You Must Always Do As I Say.
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (N9G0H) 257
251 IOW, there may never be a vaccine.
Posted by: Tami Yep, and like I said in JJ's morning report thread, even if they come up with one I ain't getting it. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (/F3DK) Democrats and bureaucrats first. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (s2VJv) 258
I've about had it with this "We could have prevented this if we'd had TESTING!!"
Until you know what it is you're testing, you won't have testing. It's not like you can whip it up in 2 hours just because you saw it on a tv show or a movie Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (qAR6u) Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (nw6Hr) Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (3bFb9) 261
Who is on your guest list for the ideal dinner party? Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Dinner party, not marathon workout session! ======= Bitch could stand to lose a few! Posted by: RBG at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (vg8iE) 262
Wild Horseshoe
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (Eicbe) 263
IOW, there may never be a vaccine.
Posted by: Tami Yep, and like I said in JJ's morning report thread, even if they come up with one I ain't getting it. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (/F3DK) Seconded. I'll take my chances. (Note, saying this as someone who almost got wiped-out by pneumonia from the Swine Flu in '09) Posted by: DocJ at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (DU2N9) 264
Ah we all take care of our friends. The key is to control the levers of power.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (nRk/c) 265
@RepVernonJones
Yesterday, I announced my intentions to resign from my office. But shortly thereafter, the outpour of support I received was too great for me to ignore. I will not allow the Democrats to bully me into submission. I will not let them win. I will NOT resign. #MAGA https://tinyurl.com/y7nohmhf Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (cF8AT) 266
206 Wow, NRO is all-in with the COVID-19 fear porn. Are they really such pussies, or is this just TDS?
On the other hand, the comments are overwhelmingly against them. Posted by: Caliban at April 23, 2020 03:20 PM (QE8X6) And 2 weeks from now they will be all onboard the 'we must impeach Trump because he took away our civil rights' train. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (NgKpN) 267
Dem 2020 platform.
1. Claim incompetence. 2. Blame others. 3. Accuse people of seizing and pouncing. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (KnJdm) 268
Wuhan! Daddy you're a fool to try.
Wuhan! Daddy you're a fool to try. Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (Eicbe) 269
1977- Shutdown on Main Street
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (ozC/k) 270
Sympathy For The Incontinent
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (Z4rgH) 271
Ah we all take care of our friends. The key is to control the levers of power.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (nRk/c) And don't be THAT fuckin obvious about it Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 03:27 PM (nRk/c) 272
The Sticky Fingers Album now has picture of Joe Dementia
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:28 PM (gmo/4) 273
"206 Wow, NRO is all-in with the COVID-19 fear porn. Are they really such pussies, or is this just TDS?
On the other hand, the comments are overwhelmingly against them." Not going to click on that shithole, but most likely the NRO is taking its routine default position of talking shit that allows staffers to live without shame or discomfort among their D.C. and Manhattan left-wing neighbors. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2020 03:28 PM (puu6v) 274
"Contact tracing" is the new "bending the curve"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 03:28 PM (Fc5rx) 275
How is Vice still in business? How are any of them??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:28 PM (vs2ae) 276
Yep, and like I said in JJ's morning report thread, even if they come up with one I ain't getting it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (/F3DK) Yeah, no way in hell! Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 03:28 PM (cF8AT) 277
If Trump weren't such a germophobe he might have stood up to the Branch Covidians demanding we destroy the economy over a flu bug.
Sorry, but this was all so unnecessary. And we will pay for it for years, no matter how loudly the economy roars. Posted by: creeper at April 23, 2020 03:28 PM (XxJt1) 278
Stuart Trevelyan, a longtime Democratic campaign operative who worked in the Clinton White House and is currently assisting presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden's campaign with voter outreach and fundraising,
.......... What an asshole, trying to take advantage of retards. Posted by: wth at April 23, 2020 03:28 PM (v0R5T) 279
Bat Soup
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:28 PM (Eicbe) 280
Bathead Soup.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:29 PM (Eicbe) 281
Joe Biden seems to have a good feel for the women voters of this country.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 03:29 PM (Fc5rx) 282
@RepVernonJones
I don't watch the (fake)news anymore. What the heck did Rep Jones do that caused him to announce he was resigning? Posted by: DocJ at April 23, 2020 03:29 PM (DU2N9) 283
How is Vice still in business? How are any of them??
I assume that big donors must prop them up as propaganda mills. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 03:29 PM (H5knJ) 284
Yep, and like I said in JJ's morning report thread, even if they come up with one I ain't getting it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (/F3DK) ----- We have all kinds of vaccines for shit that still kills alot of people. Your move Karen. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:29 PM (nw6Hr) 285
258 I've about had it with this "We could have prevented this if we'd had TESTING!!"
Until you know what it is you're testing, you won't have testing. It's not like you can whip it up in 2 hours just because you saw it on a tv show or a movie Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 03:26 PM (qAR6u) That is not it at all. Think more along the lines of the novel 1984. "We've never needed ventilators, we've always needed more testing". They have been running this play over and over and it is driving me nuts because it seems to be working. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 23, 2020 03:29 PM (p3qw+) 286
Biden vows to "get to the bottom" of women's voting issues.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (Fc5rx) 287
282 @RepVernonJones
I don't watch the (fake)news anymore. What the heck did Rep Jones do that caused him to announce he was resigning? Posted by: DocJ at April 23, 2020 03:29 PM (DU2N9) It's what was done to him by his erstwhile party comrades. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (s2VJv) 288
Wow!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (3bFb9) +++++++++++ That about sums it up. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw) 289
4 HA!
*prance prance prance* Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. gotta admit, that's kinda cute. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (d7Ww2) 290
@RepVernonJones
Yesterday, I announced my intentions to resign from my office. But shortly thereafter, the outpour of support I received was too great for me to ignore. I will not allow the Democrats to bully me into submission. I will not let them win. I will NOT resign. #MAGA https://tinyurl.com/y7nohmhf Posted by: Tami Good for you. Now, arm your guards and yourself. The left is psychotic. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1) 291
Biden announces probe into women's issues.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (Fc5rx) 292
I don't watch the (fake)news anymore. What the heck did Rep Jones do that caused him to announce he was resigning?
Posted by: DocJ at April 23, 2020 03:29 PM (DU2N9) --- No lie. Endorsed Trump. Saying that Trump had done a lot for African Americans. Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (Eicbe) 293
286 Biden vows to "get to the bottom" of women's voting issues.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (Fc5rx) He's got his finger on the pulse and sniffing out all possible angles... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (s2VJv) 294
243 I have a feeling Whitmer will keep you all Michiganders under some form of quarantine long after it is lifted everywhere else.
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (zr5Kq) ======== "Hold my beer..." - Ralph Coonman Northam Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (dfRN6) Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (u6xw0) 296
I don't watch the (fake)news anymore. What the heck did Rep Jones do that caused him to announce he was resigning?
======== Hounded and maligned by Dems for daring to leave the plantation. Much like the other Dem lawmaker who praised Trump for bringing HCQ to the front. I'm hoping (and thinking) the black vote will be good for Trump this year. Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (vg8iE) 297
170 Inslee brought it up the other day, too. Supposedly workplaces are going to have to do it until we have a vaccine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 03:16 PM (Ez6QX) If 2003 SARS never had a vaccine, why is everyone so insistent there's going to be one for the 2020 version? Posted by: Allie at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (vmRc0) 298
gotta admit, that's kinda cute. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (d7Ww2) I remember those days...... Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1) 299
Biden wants to get a feel for women's issues.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:31 PM (vs2ae) Posted by: DocJ at April 23, 2020 03:31 PM (DU2N9) 301
"Hey! McCloud! Get offa my ewe!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw) ----- I'll give it a 90%. The Scots pronounce "ewe" as "yowe". Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 23, 2020 03:31 PM (4o2K3) 302
Biden will probe women's issues and penetrate the walls of silence... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (s2VJv) 303
If 2003 SARS never had a vaccine, why is everyone so insistent there's going to be one for the 2020 version?
Posted by: Allie at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (vmRc0) ++++++++++++ I suspect it is a combination of ignorance, wishcasting, and pursuing the line regardless of feasibility because it will elongate their time of control. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (hYcqw) 304
"So no one in Washington wants to file suit for loss of Civil Rights?"
No thank you. I already have a 25k attorney bill for fighting DNR. You have no idea what idiots the judges are here. Posted by: notsothoreau at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (JKNZq) 305
A big jump in corona flu cases in Illinois the past days. So lets extend the shutdown another 30 days because it's working?
Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (vd8XM) 306
Agree with the no flu shot, I never take it 'cept when I jobbed in the hospital, mandatory. Wife always takes it, me never. Won't take wuhoo stuff.
No longer wear masks but do use gloves on public doors and gas pump handles and always have for years. I reclaim my life. I won't live in fear on my knees. Posted by: azalea city at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (WX+x0) 307
295 ya really think she has a penis??
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (u6xw0) Mr. Whitmer. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (s2VJv) 308
244 @vicenews
Racist plaques depicting Winnie the Pooh holding a bat with chopsticks have begun to pop up around Atlanta, and police have no leads as to who is responsible. https://tinyurl.com/ybdg2x6d Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (wiXsO) BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1) Clearly Racist. Everyone knows BEARS had nothing to do with this! Right Yogi? Posted by: BooBoo Bear at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (NgKpN) 309
Biden wants to get a feel for women's
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:31 PM (vs2ae) I just felt like it. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (Zz0t1) 310
We all know that any time something happens an official can't remember doing, it was done by the interns in Cincinnati.
Lois Lerner, 101. Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 23, 2020 03:33 PM (e284m) 311
Why did Michigan elect this woman?
Was her opponent a bigger asshole? Posted by: Case at ril 23, 2020 03:24 PM No, Bill Schutte was/is a decent guy. It's just that as AG he didn't prosecute Gov. Snyder for the Flint Water Crisis (caused by Flint city officials, but whatevs). I'm totally biased in Schutte's favor, though. He was my representative, and I'd met him on a couple of occasions. Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 23, 2020 03:33 PM (/+bwe) 312
If 2003 SARS never had a vaccine, why is everyone so insistent there's going to be one for the 2020 version?
======= What burns my ass more is that you have "healthcare professionals" out there with vaccine bullshit when they, of all people, should know that one may not even be possible. Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:33 PM (vg8iE) 313
"We could have prevented this if we'd had TESTING!!"
----- This one always puzzles me. We force people into a common place to take a test on a disease that they may or may not have, exposing the ones that dont to the ones that do. And this is going to save lives how?? Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:33 PM (nw6Hr) 314
305 A big jump in corona flu cases in Illinois the past days. So lets extend the shutdown another 30 days because it's working?
Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (vd8XM) It corresponds with an equal drop in all other diseases combined. What a co-inky-dink. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:33 PM (s2VJv) 315
ya really think she has a penis??
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (u6xw0) They called her "ballsack" in high school gym class. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1) 316
305 A big jump in corona flu cases in Illinois the past days. So lets extend the shutdown another 30 days because it's working?
Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (vd8XM) You trust those numbers?? Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:33 PM (90T4r) 317
This seems fitting (picture found on Twitter):
https://tinyurl.com/y8t2nxxv Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:33 PM (hYcqw) 318
Why isn't she wearing a mask? She must want the weak to die!
Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2020 03:34 PM (MxEKc) 319
If 2003 SARS never had a vaccine, why is everyone so insistent there's going to be one for the 2020 version?
----- There are currently exactly ZERO vaccines for ANY virus belonging to the Corona family of viruses. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:34 PM (nw6Hr) 320
Why won't they pull this exact same shit for the regular flu, since it's also killing at high numbers?
And why not automobile accidents? Or smoking? Diabetes? They've got zero standing for this reversal of rights. Lawyers will have a field day with this. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:34 PM (vs2ae) 321
"We could have prevented this if we'd had TESTING!!"
We could have prevented this if we'd had testes. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 03:34 PM (H5knJ) 322
314 305 A big jump in corona flu cases in Illinois the past days. So lets extend the shutdown another 30 days because it's working?
Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (vd8XM) It corresponds with an equal drop in all other diseases combined. What a co-inky-dink. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:33 PM (s2VJv) It is Illinois. All we do here is lie, lie, lie. The state government is one party, and a criminal enterprise. Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:35 PM (90T4r) 323
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your Percy, or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock But don't take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock Posted by: Gov. Whitmer at April 23, 2020 03:35 PM (pMGkg) 324
277
If Trump weren't such a germophobe he might have stood up to the Branch Covidians demanding we destroy the economy over a flu bug. I have read this many times. Yet I've seen Trump shaking a hundred or more hands at different events, long prior to the corona crap. Has he been so driven to avoid germs all his life that he is basing his decisions on it? Posted by: old chick at April 23, 2020 03:35 PM (sOete) 325
303 If 2003 SARS never had a vaccine, why is everyone so insistent there's going to be one for the 2020 version?
Posted by: Allie at April 23, 2020 03:30 PM (vmRc0) ++++++++++++ I suspect it is a combination of ignorance, wishcasting, and pursuing the line regardless of feasibility because it will elongate their time of control. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (hYcqw) Yeah, asked this question a couple of weeks ago. If this is a Rhino Virus, and the Cold is a Rhinovirus, how come there has never been a vaccine for the common cold? Was immediately hit with word salad. Posted by: BooBoo Bear at April 23, 2020 03:35 PM (NgKpN) 326
There are currently exactly ZERO vaccines for ANY virus belonging to the Corona family of viruses. So we must stay locked up forever Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2020 03:35 PM (5bxa0) 327
A big jump in corona flu cases in Illinois the past days. So lets extend the shutdown another 30 days because it's working?
Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (vd8XM) He just got together with idiot Evers in Wisconsin, and played twinsies. Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:35 PM (lwiT4) 328
@vicenews
Racist plaques depicting Winnie the Pooh holding a bat with chopsticks have begun to pop up around Atlanta, and police have no leads as to who is responsible. https://tinyurl.com/ybdg2x6d Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (wiXsO) BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1) Clearly Racist. Everyone knows BEARS had nothing to do with this! Right Yogi? Posted by: BooBoo Bear at April 23, 2020 03:32 PM (NgKpN) ------ They clearly don't know that, in China, Xi is satirized as looking like Winnie the Pooh. He...doesn't like that. *understatement* Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 23, 2020 03:36 PM (4o2K3) 329
A big jump in corona flu cases in Illinois the past days. So lets extend the shutdown another 30 days because it's working?
Posted by: Bruce Yeah, yesterday the big doofus rightly said that the numbers went up because testing increased bigly. After the presser, I guess a big ol' lightbulb went off over his head..."That's how I can keep the proles at home another month!" Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:36 PM (L3Rsz) 330
323 now thatsa poetry.
Posted by: azalea city at April 23, 2020 03:36 PM (WX+x0) 331
321 "We could have prevented this if we'd had TESTING!!"
We could have prevented this if we'd had testes. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 03:34 PM (H5knJ) How can you have a test for a virus that does not exist in that form yet? I think its a modern miracle that we have testing at all this soon. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 03:36 PM (NgKpN) 332
They really want to start something.
We fought a World War during the Spanish Flu. Just saying it can be done. Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 23, 2020 03:37 PM (2DOZq) 333
There are currently exactly ZERO vaccines for ANY virus belonging to the Corona family of viruses.
So we must stay locked up forever Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2020 03:35 PM (5bxa0) ----- FINALLY!!!! Im starting to get thru to people!! ~ Karen Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:37 PM (nw6Hr) 334
@RepVernonJones
Yesterday, I announced my intentions to resign from my office. But shortly thereafter, the outpour of support I received was too great for me to ignore. I will not allow the Democrats to bully me into submission. I will not let them win. I will NOT resign. #MAGA https://tinyurl.com/y7nohmhf Posted by: Tami ++++++++++++++ He needs to change his party affiliation stat. He just called out his own party as "The Democrats" and vowed to "not let them win." He needs to go independent and start building a war chest or he is *over* in the primary. No way the party stands for that. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:37 PM (hYcqw) 335
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away.
Gateway Pundit: https://tinyurl.com/y9lq9or9 I use to live in this town. Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 03:37 PM (cF8AT) 336
I am SO very angry. My business probably won't survive this. Six weeks, maybe. 11, don't see how.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:38 PM (L3Rsz) 337
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Yeah, yesterday the big doofus rightly said that the numbers went up because testing increased bigly. After the presser, I guess a big ol' lightbulb went off over his head..."That's how I can keep the proles at home another month!" Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:36 PM (L3Rsz) Hi lizabth. Illinois is a criminal enterprise. It is like the mob. Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:38 PM (90T4r) 338
So the Cucks are now channeling the spirits of the Founding Father and telling us they'd be okay with the lockdowns? Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 03:38 PM (9AGUW) 339
If you had a Clutch Cargo chin like mine, you'd be bitter too.
Posted by: Karen Whitmer at April 23, 2020 03:38 PM (EgshT) 340
It's all over now
Posted by: Brian Jones at April 23, 2020 03:39 PM (LilNs) 341
NC Governor just extended the shutdown to May 8 because "we just need more time."
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 23, 2020 03:39 PM (9X60i) 342
Hi lizabth. Illinois is a criminal enterprise. It is like the mob.
Posted by: tubal It is indeed, Tubal. And lots of us are being drowned with the cement boots on. Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:39 PM (L3Rsz) 343
Biden couldn't "get to the bottom" of a box of corn flakes.
He's a bonafide imbecile. A drooling, booger eating, hair sniffing, paste eating, digging used chewing gum out of his own asshole, imbecile. Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 23, 2020 03:39 PM (o2MD2) 344
Start Me Up (The Economy Song)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:39 PM (hku12) 345
He needs to change his party affiliation stat. He just called out his own party as "The Democrats" and vowed to "not let them win." He needs to go independent and start building a war chest or he is *over* in the primary. No way the party stands for that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:37 PM (hYcqw) ----- Vernon, come to the Dark Side. We have cookies! And occasionally wear pants! Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 23, 2020 03:39 PM (4o2K3) 346
just fyi Richard Levine our wonderful tranny health person in PA just owned up to having to rescind nearly 300 supposed "new deaths" here
because the county health dept people were all like WTF?!?! Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 03:39 PM (j9HX3) 347
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away.
Gateway Pundit: https://tinyurl.com/y9lq9or9 I use to live in this town. Posted by: Tami Can they see the jerking motion I am making with my hand to my crotch? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (nRk/c) 348
I am SO very angry. My business probably won't survive this. Six weeks, maybe. 11, don't see how.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:38 PM (L3Rsz) {{lizabeth}} - I know. It's like things are completely at the mercy of some Democrat sitting on his fat you-know-what. The feeling of powerlessness can be overwhelming. Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (lwiT4) 349
IOW, there may never be a vaccine.
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (cF8AT) Funny how words change. What we called booster shots, today are called vaccinations. A vaccination immunized one; such as a small pox vaccination or a polio vaccination. Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (zk16/) Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (95j/9) 351
Fuck Face Cooper. Time to start shopping in South Carolina.
Posted by: NCKate at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (XfMJE) Posted by: Xi at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (LilNs) 353
NC Governor just extended the shutdown to May 8 because "we just need more time."
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 23, 2020 03:39 PM (9X60i) ---- The only curve these assholes are trying to bend is Trumps electibility curve. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (nw6Hr) 354
Yeah, asked this question a couple of weeks ago.
If this is a Rhino Virus, and the Cold is a Rhinovirus, how come there has never been a vaccine for the common cold? Was immediately hit with word salad. Posted by: BooBoo Bear at April 23, 2020 03:35 PM (NgKpN) +++++++++++++++ It's not a rhinovirus. It's a coronavirus. Per my understanding, most "colds" are rhinovirus, and some "colds" are other kinds of coronavirus. A problem with viruses in general is that the mutate quickly. They are only RNA, which does no error correction like DNA does. RNA is pretty fragile, and transcription errors when they reproduce can easily lead to mutations. I don't know if coronaviruses are more or less mutation-prone than typical "cold" rhinoviruses, but the target moves so fast that vaccination is sort of a fool's errand for them. If coronoavirus is like that, then vaccination is basically null. Again, based on my incomplete non-expert understanding. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw) 355
It's just that as AG he didn't prosecute Gov. Snyder for the Flint Water Crisis
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 23, 2020 03:33 PM (/+bwe) --- Around the time I met a guy in Atlanta who had moved from Flint. He was very black and said that there ain't no way that it wasn't the "crooks in city hall". He was in Atlanta because he had to move out of Flint, having gotten sick of the city. But this is what we do in Michigan. We want people to prosecutor prior governors for making executive decisions because it's popular among the political opposition to blame him for a calamity (of Flint's own choosing). I talked to a guy in the Emergency Manager's office. He said that the (Democrat) EM strongly suggested that Flint NOT try to save money by cutting off water from Detroit (who had recently raised their prices), until the new lines were fully in. So, I was kind of ready for Donald-Trump-is-a-criminal-because-we-say-so theater of the impeachment. Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (Eicbe) 356
Jonah and Jay Nordlinger really think we're stupid. John Adams was a farmer. And they suffered through diseases. They didn't hide in their houses and just stop working. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (9AGUW) 357
Dems' favorite republic flavor is banana.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:41 PM (Eicbe) 358
Funny how words change. What we called booster shots, today are called vaccinations.
A vaccination immunized one; such as a small pox vaccination or a polio vaccination. Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (zk16/) This. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:41 PM (Zz0t1) 359
Gretchen needs to be intubated. Maybe that would shut her up.
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2020 03:41 PM (v0R5T) 360
good job - you made me check (it's ALL too plausible)
Posted by: clbrto at April 23, 2020 03:41 PM (sozUc) 361
@DailyCaller
Speaker Nancy Pelosi wipes her nose with her finger and then touches the podium with it that is being used by all the other members of Congress Video: https://tinyurl.com/y772mgng Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 03:41 PM (cF8AT) 362
It is almost like they want a civil uprising.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:41 PM (vs2ae) 363
Our federal govt is a criminal enterprise.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2020 03:41 PM (ozC/k) 364
The feeling of powerlessness can be overwhelming.
It really, truly is grammie. I don't know what to do with that feeling. Just fermenting in it can't be good. I guess I really AM going to have to find a 'new normal', damn them. Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:41 PM (L3Rsz) 365
Has Pope David Cuck French told us Jesus wants us to be locked in our homes, yet? Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (9AGUW) 366
It is almost like they want a civil uprising.
But, but the polls say 80% want to stay in quarantine! Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (5bxa0) 367
Speaker Nancy Pelosi wipes her nose with her finger and then touches the podium with it that is being used by all the other members of Congress
===== An old whore like her probably has shit that'll make your dick fall off. Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (vg8iE) 368
There are currently exactly ZERO vaccines for ANY virus belonging to the Corona family of viruses.
So we must stay locked up forever. We have to become Morlocks. It's the only way. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (H5knJ) 369
NC Governor just extended the shutdown to May 8 because "we just need more time."
And come May 7th, they'll need more time all over again. Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (lwiT4) 370
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Jonah and Jay Nordlinger really think we're stupid. John Adams was a farmer. And they suffered through diseases. They didn't hide in their houses and just stop working. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (9AGUW) =========== The colonies revolted against the most powerful empire in the world because they taxed the colonists' tea without their permission. What do you think they'd say about being forced to stay in their homes against their wishes? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (LvTSG) 371
Under DNC thumb.
Posted by: Chillin the most at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (lonOK) 372
The only curve these assholes are trying to bend is Trumps electibility curve.
Posted by: fixerupper I think this is true. It's unbelievable that they think the tactic will really work. They ARE delusional. Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:43 PM (L3Rsz) 373
Speaker Nancy Pelosi wipes her nose with her finger and then touches the podium with it that is being used by all the other members of Congress
Video: https://tinyurl.com/y772mgng Posted by: Tami I keep waiting for her to break into "you're my knight in shining Armour" every time she speaks. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:43 PM (Zz0t1) 374
Honest question. It just hit me.
Hospitals shut down almost all services except for ICU's and ER's in anticipation of a flood of Covid patients. One reason to furlough almost all the nurses was because they weren't specifically trained to deal with Covid and ICU's. Here's the question: WHERE WERE THE NURSES HOING TO COME FROM TO TREAT COVID SHOULD THE FLOOD OF ILL PATIENTS MATERIALIZED? Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:43 PM (rGtm/) 375
It is almost like they want a civil uprising.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:41 PM (vs2ae) ---- Excuse to impose martial law. Suspend haebeus corpus. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:43 PM (nw6Hr) 376
Under DNC thumb.
Posted by: Chillin the most at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (lonOK) Rolling Stones right? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 03:43 PM (nRk/c) 377
Speaking of awful Democrat governors, has it been mentioned yet that Gavin Newsom signed a $1 Billion contract with Chinese automaker BVD to make masks???
Why a Chinese company, Gavin? What kickback did you get for funneling taxpayer money to a Chinese business that does not specialize in PPE while CA businesses are dying -- because of China's virus? Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh) 378
AlaBAMA
We need a deck of cards, with pictures. And silly prizes. If everyone that is concerned about America picked one person, and only one, we would be ahead. We need a SF homeless guy to hug them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 03:44 PM (u82oZ) 379
And come May 7th, they'll need more time all over again. Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (lwiT4) Heard it earlier today. Cuomo is going to keep extending it 2 weeks because people can handle 2 weeks better than August, which is what he REALLY wants to do. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 23, 2020 03:44 PM (Zz0t1) 380
@vicenews
Racist plaques depicting Winnie the Pooh holding a bat with chopsticks have begun to pop up around Atlanta, and police have no leads as to who is responsible. Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2020 03:24 PM (wiXsO) Nice to know that some people think that the police should be devoting resources away from people out without masks to soothing hurt feelings Vice still has no clue as to why their business is coughing up blood Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 03:44 PM (qAR6u) 381
My business probably won't survive this.
I feel for ya. Ours is just barely sentient at this point. A few more weeks of this and it's "adios amigos". It's getting really, really hard to find some justification for this debacle. Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 23, 2020 03:44 PM (EgshT) 382
Is she really transitioning, or is she just unattractive?
......... I think she'd look pretty good hooked up to a ventilator. Posted by: wth at April 23, 2020 03:45 PM (v0R5T) 383
I am SO very angry. My business probably won't survive this. Six weeks, maybe. 11, don't see how.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:38 PM (L3Rsz) No, you're just wrong about this. The Horde's very own economic experts (also medical and epidemiological experts - just ask 'em!) assured us all in the prior thread that all is well. This is not an economic disaster. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 03:45 PM (H5knJ) 384
Pssst people screaming for a vaccine.
You know your small pox and polio vaccines have all worn off, right? Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:45 PM (gmo/4) 385
"But, but the polls say 80% want to stay in quarantine!
Posted by: It's me donna" Hate to say it but I think that is more or less correct from what I see anecdotally. Around 50-60% are completely panicked and another 20% semi-panicked. Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2020 03:45 PM (MxEKc) 386
IMO, the will be a virus surge in September, for political reasons. This would greatly aid the move to mail in voting. Mail in voting could defeat the President, and I think the Left will pull out all the stops to make it happen.
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (90T4r) 387
>>> How can you have a test for a virus that does not exist in that form yet?
I think its a modern miracle that we have testing at all this soon. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 03:36 PM There was a video posted here from some hospital respiratory technician or something like that. He indicated that for 'Rona it isn't a test really, for the virus. He said it's a test for some RNA sequences that are found to be common in patients with the virus. And it is susceptible to false positives from things that would randomly screw with those sequences like cancer and other things. Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (l6b3d) 388
You know your small pox and polio vaccines have all worn off, right?
====== I thought that most people were no longer given those as they were unnecessary because the diseases had been eradicated? Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (vg8iE) 389
We've succeeded in normalizing panic over every new flu virus that comes down the pike. This is what you have to look forward to every time only it will get worse with every bug.
Posted by: creeper at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (XxJt1) 390
>> NC Governor just extended the shutdown to May 8 because "we just need more time."
Who is this man who is so wise in the ways of Science? Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (38E1m) 391
You know your small pox and polio vaccines have all worn off, right?
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:45 PM (gmo/4) ----- You also know we dont vaccinate kids for those any longer either. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (nw6Hr) 392
Honest question. It just hit me.
Hospitals shut down almost all services except for ICU's and ER's in anticipation of a flood of Covid patients. One reason to furlough almost all the nurses was because they weren't specifically trained to deal with Covid and ICU's. Here's the question: WHERE WERE THE NURSES HOING TO COME FROM TO TREAT COVID SHOULD THE FLOOD OF ILL PATIENTS MATERIALIZED? Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:43 PM (rGtm/) People were going to be forced. Do this or get fired. National emergency and all that gives all sorts of people powers they didn't dream were possible. You're not a nurse? Well you can be trained to empty bed pans. Here's a 30 minute training video. Good luck. Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:47 PM (hku12) 393
384 Pssst people screaming for a vaccine.
You know your small pox and polio vaccines have all worn off, right? Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:45 PM (gmo/4) Even the Premium Vaccines that cost more?? Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:47 PM (90T4r) 394
Pssst people screaming for a vaccine.
You know your small pox and polio vaccines have all worn off, right? Posted by: Archer What's funny? The ones screaming loudest for a vaccine are anti-vaccers. Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:47 PM (rGtm/) 395
Ours is just barely sentient at this point. A few
more weeks of this and it's "adios amigos". It's getting really, really hard to find some justification for this debacle. Posted by: Notorious BFD I am sorry...it's so difficult to watch a thing you've created slowly die. My biz was going gangbusters before this, right from the first of the year. Then to slam into this brick wall at full speed. Multiply my misery and yours times millions, and the payback is going to be fierce. At the polls I mean. Mostly. Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:47 PM (L3Rsz) 396
Vote by mail. Yeah, right. The logic being if a governor can close down likker stores by decree, a governor can do the same for polling places. Because voting can be so icky for a dictator.
Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2020 03:47 PM (Pqytn) 397
My business probably won't survive this.
I feel for ya. Ours is just barely sentient at this point. A few more weeks of this and it's "adios amigos". It's getting really, really hard to find some justification for this debacle. Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 23, 2020 03:44 PM (EgshT) I had a good day. A few emergencies and stuff. Gets thru another few weeks. NO thanks to BOA Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 03:47 PM (nRk/c) 398
I don't know if coronaviruses are more or less mutation-prone than typical "cold" rhinoviruses, but the target moves so fast that vaccination is sort of a fool's errand for them. If coronoavirus is like that, then vaccination is basically null.
Again, based on my incomplete non-expert understanding. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw) Read yesterday that there are 10 mutations. No citation. Didn't read the article on someone's assumption on the new mutations. Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 03:47 PM (zk16/) 399
Any FBI negotiator will tell you that the worse thing you can do in a volatile situation is take away people's options for survival.
Governments are literally putting people in a no win situation and expecting people to just be okay with it. That's a recipe for disaster. When you lose everything slowly and have zero recourse along with no one listening. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM (vs2ae) 400
367 Speaker Nancy Pelosi wipes her nose with her finger and then touches the podium with it that is being used by all the other members of Congress
===== An old whore like her probably has shit that'll make your dick fall off. Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (vg8iE) Her girdle is Love Canal. No, not that one, the other one. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM (s2VJv) 401
386 IMO, the will be a virus surge in September, for political reasons. This would greatly aid the move to mail in voting. Mail in voting could defeat the President, and I think the Left will pull out all the stops to make it happen.
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (90T4r) --------------------------------- Yup. All they will need is the swing states to go for it. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM (M/9m0) 402
Richard Levine our wonderful tranny health person in PA...
********* Dr. Levine once placed third in a Benjamin Franklin look-alike contest. Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM (Fc5rx) 403
Vaccine is just another Fake Movable Goalpost. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM (9AGUW) 404
I thought that most people were no longer given those as they were unnecessary because the diseases had been eradicated?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (vg8iE) ----- Live smallpox is still kept in two research labs. One in Atlanta Georgia. The other somewhere in Russia. Have a restful sleep tonight. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM (nw6Hr) 405
The feeling of powerlessness can be overwhelming.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (lwiT4) ________ This is a big issue for me. When I get angry I want to act on it -- but am pretty much helpless in this situation. I've been saying The Serenity Prayer frequently these days and nights. Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (YnLiG) 406
People were going to be forced. Do this or get fired.
National emergency and all that gives all sorts of people powers they didn't dream were possible. You're not a nurse? Well you can be trained to empty bed pans. Here's a 30 minute training video. Good luck. Posted by: BurtTC Then why furlough an ob/gyn nurse? Why not have inservice training for icu-covid patients? Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (rGtm/) 407
We have to become Morlocks. It's the only way.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (H5knJ) +++++++++++++++++ What always annoyed me about The Time Machine once I reread it as an adolescent and realized it was Socialist propaganda is how backwards it all is. The world of a subjugated underclass holding up the world of a beautiful elite that does whatever it wants is a dichotomy that does indeed exist. It just doesn't exist where they say it does in free/market societies. It exists bigly in socialist societies. Their "cure" for the vision is the system that makes such a vision *mandatory.* Many don't get it and ignorant fools. Some do get it and are grossly evil. This puts me in the tough situation of having to assume they're *all* grossly evil, because to be wrong is fatal. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (hYcqw) 408
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic
drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away. LMFAO! Did they buy it from the Iranians? Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (fIDYQ) 409
Dr. Levine once placed third in a Benjamin Franklin look-alike contest.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM (Fc5rx) Ben Franklin once entered a Ben Franklin lookalike contest. He came in fourth. Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12) 410
Live smallpox is still kept in two research labs.
One in Atlanta Georgia. The other somewhere in Russia. Have a restful sleep tonight. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM (nw6Hr) ======= Also in our undocumented friends from South of the Border! Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (vg8iE) Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (38E1m) 412
This is not an economic disaster.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls Well, it certainly 'feels' like a disaster and 'looks' like a disaster to me. But what do I know? Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (L3Rsz) 413
The feeling of powerlessness can be overwhelming.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 03:40 PM (lwiT4) It's demoralizing. If it felt like were really fighting back it would be different. This could be an actual opportunity, as in opportunity-in-crisis, for us to take on the Left. Why not? But we're just getting smeared. And no, Trump's Punch and Judy show with the media does not compensate. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (H8QX8) 414
IMO, the will be a virus surge in September, for political reasons. This would greatly aid the move to mail in voting. Mail in voting could defeat the President, and I think the Left will pull out all the stops to make it happen.
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (90T4r) --------------------------------- Yup. All they will need is the swing states to go for it. Posted by: Margarita DeVille Yeah. And if you can go grocery shopping, you can go vote. Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:50 PM (rGtm/) 415
IMO, the will be a virus surge in September, for political reasons. This would greatly aid the move to mail in voting. Mail in voting could defeat the President, and I think the Left will pull out all the stops to make it happen.
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (90T4r) This is why DeWine lost me forever by moving back the March primary and making it mail in. In essence he is calling voting a non essential activity. Another GOP sellout. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2020 03:50 PM (y7DUB) 416
eople were going to be forced. Do this or get fired.
National emergency and all that gives all sorts of people powers they didn't dream were possible. You're not a nurse? Well you can be trained to empty bed pans. Here's a 30 minute training video. Good luck. Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:47 PM (hku12) ========================== Yeah, I've heard that from senior staff nurses. Nurses who haven't worked in an ICU or an ER since school are being transferred to emergency services with little remedial training. Not popular! Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2020 03:50 PM (Pqytn) 417
@MikeTobinFox 43 seconds ago
Illinois Gov JB Pritzker just extended the lockdown till the end of May Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 03:50 PM (cF8AT) 418
My biz was going gangbusters before this, right from the first of the year. Then to slam into this brick wall at full speed.
Yep, had all of the work we could handle and then some. We were even talking of expansion. The thing that surprised and disappointed me the most was the panic. Many of our clients just went into infantile thumb-sucking mode and haven't emerged. Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 23, 2020 03:50 PM (EgshT) 419
You know your small pox and polio vaccines have all worn off, right?
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 03:45 PM (gmo/4) ++++++++++++ Mine haven't, but only because they have been recently renewed (well, polio was - I didn't get to smallpox). I had to reup a lot of shots in preparation for a trip to South Asia that got canceled because of the 'Rona. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 23, 2020 03:51 PM (hYcqw) 420
European death rates (total deaths / total population) applied to the US population:
Spain 155,570 US deaths Italy 140,519 US deaths UK 92,552 US deaths US 47,272 US deaths Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 23, 2020 03:51 PM (9X60i) 421
One caution:
Corona viruses cause cold. Mutations in the surface proteins happen frequently. We know a lot about corona viruses. Vaccines have been tried before. They rarely work. Even with the incredible efforts being done all over Science(TM) efforts, I would not expect vaccines to work. Maybe we can adapt and get better, but that is 18 months away. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 03:51 PM (u82oZ) 422
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic
drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away. LMFAO! Did they buy it from the Iranians? Posted by: Bert G, Carry a Hot Hands on you. "Jim! Look at that guy! He has a 168 degree fever!" Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:51 PM (rGtm/) 423
There are currently exactly ZERO vaccines for ANY virus belonging to the Corona family of viruses.
So we must stay locked up forever. We have to become Morlocks. It's the only way. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 03:42 PM (H5knJ) *********** Yeah, remind those people that want to stay inside until we get a vaccine that we still don't have a vaccine for AIDS. Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2020 03:51 PM (wiXsO) 424
I think the Left will pull out all the stops to make it happen.
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (90T4r) Fait accompli. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 03:51 PM (H8QX8) 425
>>Heard it earlier today.
Cuomo is going to keep extending it 2 weeks because people can handle 2 weeks better than August, which is what he REALLY wants to do. - - - - Just talked to my sister and in a call with her MA town's leaders they read a statement from the school superintendent that said they are considering online classes for fall 2020 -- and then all hell broke loose as people instantly realized this means they've already decided supper camps/programs will be cancelled. They cannot keep stringing us along. This is America, not China. People on both extremes (Karens vs. #ResistShutdown) are already getting antsy. Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (bDqIh) 426
South of the Border- Roman candles and small pox- buy 1, get 2 free!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (ozC/k) 427
People were going to be forced. Do this or get fired.
National emergency and all that gives all sorts of people powers they didn't dream were possible. You're not a nurse? Well you can be trained to empty bed pans. Here's a 30 minute training video. Good luck. Posted by: BurtTC Then why furlough an ob/gyn nurse? Why not have inservice training for icu-covid patients? Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (rGtm/) You mean now or when there was supposed to be this massive wave of patients? I think when they thought they were going to get the patients, they WERE going to send people onto the front lines, with minimal training. But now, yeah, there are all sorts of videos out there of nurses doing Fortnight dances and other such nonsense, because they don't have any work to do. Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (hku12) 428
417 @MikeTobinFox 43 seconds ago
Illinois Gov JB Pritzker just extended the lockdown till the end of May Posted by: Tami I am bugging outta here next week. Screw this shitty state. Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (90T4r) 429
>>>
Live smallpox is still kept in two research labs. One in Atlanta Georgia. The other somewhere in Russia. Have a restful sleep tonight. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM (nw6Hr) The 9/11 and the ricen / black plague scare I asked my doc for a smallpox vaccination. He was like nooooo you don't want to do that. Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (zk16/) 430
Live smallpox is still kept in two research labs.
One in Atlanta Georgia. The other somewhere in Russia. Have a restful sleep tonight. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM Fortunately, there's a large segment of the American population that is both conservative and innoculated for smallpox. Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (fIDYQ) 431
We were even talking of expansion. The thing that
surprised and disappointed me the most was the panic. Many of our clients just went into infantile thumb-sucking mode and haven't emerged. Posted by: Notorious BFD That initial panic hasn't subsided, has it. Now it's being so masterfully manipulated. Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (L3Rsz) 432
"IMO, the will be a virus surge in September, for political reasons. This
would greatly aid the move to mail in voting. Mail in voting could defeat the President, and I think the Left will pull out all the stops to make it happen. Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:46 PM (90T4r) I don't think they will try a nationwide shutdown again. More likely smaller , localized ones where there is a regional surge in cases. Which will, oddly coincide with planned Trump rallies. Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2020 03:53 PM (MxEKc) 433
Yeah, remind those people that want to stay inside until we get a vaccine that we still don't have a vaccine for AIDS.
You're looking at it all the wrong way, comrade. AIDS is a blessing of liberty. Covid-19 is the worstest thing that has ever happened. Ever. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 03:53 PM (H5knJ) 434
403
Vaccine is just another Fake Movable Goalpost. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 03:48 PM (9AGUW) ___________ Fauci's goalpost a few weeks ago of keeping the economy locked down until there were no new deaths AND infections can't be moved back any further -- they're in a make-believe universe right over the unicorns. Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2020 03:53 PM (bwiNG) 435
I am bugging outta here next week. Screw this shitty state.
Posted by: tubal Lucky! I wish I could. If it weren't for hubs I would. Right quick. Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:54 PM (L3Rsz) 436
Live smallpox is still kept in two research labs.
One in Atlanta Georgia. The other somewhere in Russia. *** Honestly "Not in China" makes me feel a lot better. Russia has corruption and incompetence but not at the level China does. Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 03:54 PM (WdocV) 437
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic
drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away. LMFAO! Did they buy it from the Iranians? Posted by: Bert G, Carry a Hot Hands on you. "Jim! Look at that guy! He has a 168 degree fever!" Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:51 PM (rGtm/) ========================== Could have fun with an electronic predator caller ... Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2020 03:54 PM (Pqytn) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 03:55 PM (u82oZ) 439
One caution:
Corona viruses cause cold. Mutations in the surface proteins happen frequently. We know a lot about corona viruses. Vaccines have been tried before. They rarely work. Even with the incredible efforts being done all over Science(TM) efforts, I would not expect vaccines to work. Maybe we can adapt and get better, but that is 18 months away. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 03:51 PM (u82oZ) This virus is not supposed to be very mutatable... if there is such a word. It's fairly simple, and if it did mutate, the assumption is it would become quite tame or possibly even stop being infectious to humans. Of course, that's assuming it was a natural mutation in the first place. If this WAS created in the Wuwu lab, then all bets are off. Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:55 PM (hku12) 440
And I suppose all our churches in our state will go along with Pritz. I gotta see if there's one over the river in Iowa I can attend. That would help some.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:55 PM (L3Rsz) 441
You mean now or when there was supposed to be this massive wave of patients? I think when they thought they were going to get the patients, they WERE going to send people onto the front lines, with minimal training.
But now, yeah, there are all sorts of videos out there of nurses doing Fortnight dances and other such nonsense, because they don't have any work to do. Posted by: BurtTC When it was supposed to be a surge. When that passed, they should have opened the hospitals back up to care for really sick people. Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:55 PM (rGtm/) 442
You would have thought Karl would have kept the same initials and went with Karen.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2020 03:55 PM (r+sAi) 443
It is almost like they want a civil uprising.
But, but the polls say 80% want to stay in quarantine! --- If Civil War 2.0 is fought between the people willing to leave their homes on one side, and the cower in place crowd on the other, I'm guessing the side with maneuverability is going to win. Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2020 03:55 PM (kOpft) 444
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic
drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away. LMFAO! Did they buy it from the Iranians? Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 23, 2020 03:49 PM (fIDYQ) I could hit that from 300 feet. Posted by: Roland THTG at April 23, 2020 03:55 PM (88+cf) 445
Fortunately, there's a large segment of the American population that is both conservative and innoculated for smallpox.
Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (fIDYQ) Ha! When I was a skinny wee laddie ma would take me to the community clinic for annual booster shots. I had to watch. I knew the needle was going to come out the other side of my arm. Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 03:55 PM (zk16/) 446
Yeah, remind those people that want to stay inside until we get a vaccine that we still don't have a vaccine for AIDS.
*** And we never did close the bath houses due to AIDS, let alone lock people down did we? Also, knowingly giving someone AIDS is legal in CA now, I believe giving someone Corona is currently being handled as terrorism right? Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 03:56 PM (WdocV) 447
They were able to fast track a vaccine for H1N1 in 2009. There are pictures online of Obama getting the vaccine in the fall of the same year that the virus came out. I wonder why they can't do the same for coronavirus.
Posted by: sillyme at April 23, 2020 03:56 PM (RPGAd) 448
Oh, our lil' favorite fascist here in the mitten, gretchen jenner.
Looks like she's dressed to go pick up her high score trophy at awards night down at the Spare Time bowling Center. Pig. Scum. Trash. Posted by: Boxx Culvert, sufferin in the land of Cruella Whitmer at April 23, 2020 03:56 PM (wmfhQ) 449
435 I am bugging outta here next week. Screw this shitty state.
Posted by: tubal Lucky! I wish I could. If it weren't for hubs I would. Right quick. Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:54 PM (L3Rsz) Cannot express how much I empathize with you, lizabth. What I do is portable, meaning not nailed down to a location. I have another place in a different, not insane state. I will go there. Oh, and I have put the Illinois hovel up for sale. Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (90T4r) 450
That initial panic hasn't subsided, has it. Now it's being so masterfully manipulated.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (L3Rsz) Even a Senator lost a brother, oh noes, there is no hope for me!! Posted by: panicky karens all over at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (ONvIw) 451
South of the Border- Roman candles and small pox- buy 1, get 2 free!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (ozC/k) ======================= The good ol' days, when all I worried about was getting TB. Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (Pqytn) 452
BurtTC
it really is too soon to tell if this corona virus mutates less than normal. But I hope you are correct. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (u82oZ) 453
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic
drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away. Next up: Pre-crime drones. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC) 454
Drone shooting could be fun
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (ZCEU2) 455
Mandatory facemasks May 1st, Illinois.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (L3Rsz) 456
Russia has corruption and incompetence but not at the level China does.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 03:54 PM (WdocV) Also they are not suicidal. Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (zk16/) 457
I agree with the person in the last post content. Trump certainly wasn't the cause of this virus, but he certainly was one of the main cogs in the collapsing economy. He hasn't impressed me through any of this.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (Fs5vw) 458
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away.
LMFAO! Did they buy it from the Iranians? Posted by: Bert G, Carry a Hot Hands on you. "Jim! Look at that guy! He has a 168 degree fever!" Posted by: rickb223 ========================== Could have fun with an electronic predator caller ... Posted by: mrp Call it in and blast it from it's blind side with a 12 gauge. Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (rGtm/) 459
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic
drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away. *** The 4th Amendment is still in the Constitution right? Just checking. Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (WdocV) 460
For those that hadn't heard about it, this is what I was referencing with regard to the ChiComCrud-detecting drone being bought from the Iranians:
https://tinyurl.com/y7awnmvw Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 23, 2020 03:58 PM (fIDYQ) 461
Carry a Hot Hands on you. "Jim! Look at that guy! He has a 168 degree fever!" Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:51 PM (rGtm/) ________ I wonder if they'll be able to detect the shotgun pellets coming from my general direction before losing the connection permanently? Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2020 03:58 PM (bwiNG) 462
Lizzy, Newsom did buy a billion worth of masks from a Chinese company that also makes electric cars. This suggests a financial connection between them and old Gavin. He refuses to tell the legislature the details.
And I have a question: How do authorities classify regular flu deaths? Like they do with covid, or does it have to be the main cause of death? Posted by: PJ at April 23, 2020 03:58 PM (qlTN9) 463
"She has lied about every single aspect of the virus and of the shutdown.."
I rate the above statement "Oh hayls yes". Additionally, she has done nothing to "fix the deeyam roods!" Posted by: Boxx Culvert, sufferin in the land of Cruella Whitmer at April 23, 2020 03:58 PM (wmfhQ) 464
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic
drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away. This is beyond stupid. Has anyone called bullsh*t on it. Fools. Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2020 03:58 PM (axyOa) 465
Next up: Pre-crime drones.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC) ------ Not worse than the pre-drone crimes. Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 23, 2020 03:58 PM (4o2K3) 466
Pa is stuck with this mandatory mask crap but I absolutely refuse outside.
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 03:58 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 03:58 PM (u82oZ) 468
437
Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away. LMFAO! Did they buy it from the Iranians? Posted by: Bert G, Being sick is a crime now? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2020 03:58 PM (9cFfZ) 469
They cannot keep stringing us along. This is America, not China. People on both extremes (Karens vs. #ResistShutdown) are already getting antsy.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 03:52 PM (bDqIh) In about 2 weeks, the exact same media who is cheering the shutdown, will be out to get Trump for shutting down the economy. Bet on it. Because they've only got about 2 more weeks until the actual data sets contradict the Gaslighting that has been going on. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 03:59 PM (NgKpN) 470
You mean now or when there was supposed to be this massive wave of patients? I think when they thought they were going to get the patients, they WERE going to send people onto the front lines, with minimal training.
But now, yeah, there are all sorts of videos out there of nurses doing Fortnight dances and other such nonsense, because they don't have any work to do. Posted by: BurtTC When it was supposed to be a surge. When that passed, they should have opened the hospitals back up to care for really sick people. Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:55 PM (rGtm/) Hospital administrators are like REMF colonels and generals. They really don't have a clue what's happening on the ground, where the battles are happening, so they make policy based on models. And if the models tell them "hey, you know what, there still COULD be a surge, cuz youneverknow," then they're going to continue operating that way. Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:59 PM (hku12) 471
Yeah, remind those people that want to stay inside until we get a vaccine that we still don't have a vaccine for AIDS.
*** And we never did close the bath houses due to AIDS, let alone lock people down did we? Also, knowingly giving someone AIDS is legal in CA now, I believe giving someone Corona is currently being handled as terrorism right? Posted by: 18-1 We didn't shut the country down for the 1918 Flu. Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:59 PM (rGtm/) 472
464 Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic
drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away. This is beyond stupid. Has anyone called bullsh*t on it. Fools. Posted by: Diogenes I bet I could shoot it down. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2020 03:59 PM (d7Ww2) 473
@MikeTobinFox 43 seconds ago Illinois Gov JB Pritzker just extended the lockdown till the end of May Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 03:50 PM (cF8AT) That fat fuck is really trying to kill what's left of the state Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2020 04:00 PM (eDMvU) Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2020 04:00 PM (eDMvU) 475
WTF DID WE JUST READ: Chris Cuomo's wife shared their health routine to fight COVID-19 and it is 'seriously insane' twitchy example Ben Domenech @bdomenech "Both days, I added 1/ 2 cup of Clorox to my bathwater to combat the radiation and metals in my system and oxygenate it." another Bridget Read @bridgetgillard Replying to @bridgetgillard "Monday, April 6 FEVER 99 with an afternoon spike to 101.5 and evening spike aggravated by full moon Should not be raising children. Nutjobs. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2020 04:00 PM (8fB/R) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 04:01 PM (u82oZ) 477
455 Mandatory facemasks May 1st, Illinois.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (L3Rsz) Ahahaha. May 1. Pulled that date out of his ass, he did. Bastard is just trolling us now. Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 04:01 PM (90T4r) 478
Governor Whitmer's complexion looks like that of a Madame Tussauds wax dummy.
Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2020 04:01 PM (3aI0K) 479
cont
Ben Domenech @bdomenech Replying to @bdomenech "I used a "body charger," which energy specialist Randy Oppitz suggested I borrow from a friend. It sent electrical frequencies through my body to oxygenate my blood and stimulate the healthy production of blood cells to fortify my immune system. It also rebalanced my energy..." Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2020 04:02 PM (8fB/R) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 04:02 PM (u82oZ) 481
Mandatory facemasks May 1st, Illinois.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 03:57 PM (L3Rsz) For real? Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 04:02 PM (lwiT4) 482
Of course, that's assuming it was a natural mutation in the first place. If this WAS created in the Wuwu lab, then all bets are off.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:55 PM (hku12) I thought I read it was a rapidly mutating Type B virus, but this could just be hype to explain the "not transmissible" lie...oops it mutated, dang Posted by: CN at April 23, 2020 04:02 PM (ONvIw) 483
Illinois Gov JB Pritzker just extended the lockdown till the end of May
Posted by: Tami --- I knew it. Fat bastard. Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 04:02 PM (RU4sa) 484
Hospital administrators are like REMF colonels and
generals. They really don't have a clue what's happening on the ground, where the battles are happening, so they make policy based on models. And if the models tell them "hey, you know what, there still COULD be a surge, cuz youneverknow," then they're going to continue operating that way. Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2020 03:59 PM (hku12) =============================== Because the guiding principal is that you never lose your pension/401K because you over-prepared. But if you get swamped and you're an embarrassment to your employers, you're in deep sh*t. Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2020 04:02 PM (Pqytn) 485
>>>Because they've only got about 2 more weeks until the actual data sets contradict the Gaslighting that has been going on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 03:59 PM (NgKpN) Which coincides with the date Trump wants it open and iirc phase II. Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 04:02 PM (zk16/) 486
Illinois Gov JB Pritzker just extended the lockdown till the end of May
Posted by: Tami -- There aren't enough jail cells. When the majority of people refuse to cooperate, how would the minority arrest them? Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (Hcsoi) 487
Be nice to know if those drones are forward looking only.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (zk16/) 488
1/2c Clorox is for Bad Poison Ivy/oak
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (YMr4O) 489
Oh, and have a board-certified psychiatrist come to your house for whatever the f*** this is:
On Tuesday and Wednesday, when my sinus congestion was painful, I enlisted Dr. Roxanna Namavar from Pretty Healthy NYC, who also does vitamin drips at home in the Hamptons. She shows up in her full hazmat outfit and 3M mask. I got magnesium, NAC (a precursor to glutathione, said to be very helpful against COVID-19), vitamin C with lysine, proline, and B complex, folic acid, zinc, selenium, glutathione and caffeine (to combat the headache). Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (8fB/R) 490
Colorado Guv asked people not to go crazy when we are released from house arrest on Sunday. Heh. I think it is going to be like Band on the Run. Rain exploding with a mighty crash as we fall into the sun... I went to the grocery store today sans mask and gloves, I will let you know in #twoweeks if I have china bat soup lung aids kung flu. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (r+sAi) 491
"Both days, I added 1/ 2 cup of Clorox to my bathwater to combat the radiation and metals in my system and oxygenate it."
------ Yeah.... because sitting in a tub of water rusts all the iron out of your hemoglobin too you stupid stupid bint. And my gawd these people have the gall to scold the rest of us about following science. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (nw6Hr) 492
"The NFL Players Coalition is charging that coronavirus testing is not available in minority communities and announced it's planning to expand its social justice outreach to address disproportionate rates of African Americans suffering and dying from COVID-19.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2020 02:54 PM (aKsyK)" What exquisite timing...the NFL draft is tonight, and people starved for ANY sort of sports activity will be tuning in - to listen to the above. Yeah, quite the strategery, boneheads. Your shit is the epitome of non-essential, so why not hammer that home to everyone when you have the entirety of the US sports stage to yourselves? Posted by: Boxx Culvert, sufferin in the land of Cruella Whitmer at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (wmfhQ) 493
Whitmer looks like she has the same botox artiste as Ellen Berkin
Posted by: CN at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (ONvIw) 494
That fat fuck is really trying to kill what's left of the state
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2020 04:00 PM (eDMvU) It has no where else to go but dead. Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (lwiT4) 495
Okay, so Pritz is letting non-essential stores open for curbside pick-up of phone and online ornders. Opening some state parks. Masks must be worn in stores and when social distancing is not doable (six feet). Modified order runs until May 30.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (L3Rsz) 496
483 Illinois Gov JB Pritzker just extended the lockdown till the end of May
Posted by: Tami --- I knew it. Fat bastard. Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 04:02 PM (RU4sa) Piece of shit is just toying with us. All because of Shitcago, and his lackeys up there. Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (90T4r) 497
Ben Domenech @bdomenech
Replying to @bdomenech "I used a "body charger," which energy specialist Randy Oppitz suggested I borrow from a friend. It sent electrical frequencies through my body to oxygenate my blood and stimulate the healthy production of blood cells to fortify my immune system. It also rebalanced my energy..." Posted by: artisanal 'ette So does suntanning your taint. Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 04:04 PM (rGtm/) 498
Nood
Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 04:04 PM (vd8XM) 499
Small Pox exists in labs and supposedly all weaponized versions were destroyed. If you can believe that. Yep it will never escape or be stolen, you bet.
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 04:04 PM (gmo/4) 500
I wonder if they'll be able to detect the shotgun pellets coming from my general direction before losing the connection permanently?
Posted by: ShainS ---- There will two or three more in the squadron, using audio-location software to ID your location...and hi-def cameras, so that facial recognition software can determine who you are. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2020 04:04 PM (bk3Sg) 501
May open up more as the weeks go by, blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 04:04 PM (L3Rsz) 502
Every day this week, Chris and I both ate an Ayurveda lunch from chef Corey de Rosa at Tapovana in Bridgehampton; his menu treats food as medicine. Aside from improving digestion, Tapovana's dishes are also nourishing and cleansing. They focus on having balanced proportions of essential healing micro (vitamins and minerals) and macro (proteins, carbs and fats) nutrients. I had also ordered lots of comfort Italian cuisine to go from Aquolina; that way, I could freeze it and have it on hand for the kids to simply heat up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2020 04:04 PM (8fB/R) 503
BTW there are protests scheduled in Illinois for May 1
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2020 04:00 PM (eDMvU) Where? Posted by: I would leave if I could at April 23, 2020 04:04 PM (/LQkF) 504
"It could eventually lead to the weakening of NY's power.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 02:57 PM" You talk about your happy accideeuntz... Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross, next to the happy lil' tree at April 23, 2020 04:05 PM (wmfhQ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 04:05 PM (u82oZ) 506
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2020 04:00 PM (8fB/R)
most don't know it, but Pool Chlorine? Same stuff as in bleach, just a higher concentration. So I guess I should go jump in the pool to fight Covid? Which of course, why they closed all the public pools, along with the parks. /shakes head. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 04:05 PM (NgKpN) 507
Golf, animal grooming allowed. Plant and garden centers opened.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 04:05 PM (L3Rsz) 508
>> Police in the Connecticut city of Westport are testing a "pandemic drone" that will be able to tell if someone coughs, sneezes, or has a fever from 200 feet away.
Pretty sure cities are getting these drones from CHY-NA -- saw something about this on the news, though they didn't mention Westport specifically. WTF? Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 04:05 PM (bDqIh) 509
It sent electrical frequencies through my body to oxygenate my blood and stimulate the healthy production of blood cells to fortify my immune system.
----- Every thing you said in that sentence is wrong. Fuck. Now *I* sound like Luke Skywalker. Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 04:05 PM (nw6Hr) 510
May open up more as the weeks go by, blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 04:04 PM (L3Rsz) I'll have to read the order and see if there is anything in there about churches. Bet not. Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 04:05 PM (lwiT4) 511
Protests in Chicago (Thompson Center) and Springfield
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 04:06 PM (L3Rsz) Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 04:06 PM (9AGUW) 513
This is beyond stupid.
Has anyone called bullsh*t on it. Fools. Posted by: Diogenes I bet I could shoot it down. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2020 03:59 PM (d7Ww2) This is in my county. The town had a big issue with the 'super spreader' party which took place a few weeks back, and they are definitely at Defcon One level paranoia regarding all things COVID. Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 23, 2020 04:06 PM (iuFgi) 514
Everyone knows the answer to these tyrants. Refuse to cooperate.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 23, 2020 04:06 PM (Hcsoi) 515
Nothing about churches. The limit on ten stands. SO far, anyway.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 04:06 PM (L3Rsz) 516
385 "But, but the polls say 80% want to stay in quarantine!
Posted by: It's me donna" Hate to say it but I think that is more or less correct from what I see anecdotally. Around 50-60% are completely panicked and another 20% semi-panicked. Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2020 03:45 PM (MxEKc) If it could be accomplished minus a generation-long global economic depression then I'd be cool with continuing full-time telework indefinitely. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 23, 2020 04:06 PM (DTX3h) 517
We didn't shut the country down for the 1918 Flu.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 03:59 PM (rGtm/) ============================= Ehhhhhhh ... from what I read, there was a fair amount of high-handedness by state and local officials during the 1918-19 flu epidemic. But that was before we had the CDC and the WHO in place to counter a wide-spread nasty virus with a lethality level far below that of the '18 bug. The 'experts' are working for us! Really! Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2020 04:07 PM (Pqytn) 518
Okay, my bro couldn't live stream because not a 1000 followers, yet, but here is link to watch some clips of operation gridlock in Topeka today. https://tinyurl.com/y8ehhe5z Probably willowed Gotta do P.O., gas station, groceries and windshield time. Later Posted by: teej at April 23, 2020 04:07 PM (L8JfA) 519
Nothing about churches. The limit on ten stands. SO far, anyway.
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 04:06 PM (L3Rsz) Thanks lizabeth. Maybe we can do 4 back to back services. LOL Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 04:08 PM (lwiT4) 520
*waves at teej*
Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 04:08 PM (lwiT4) 521
If it's true, due to restaurant and school closings a lot of meat, eggs and milk are getting shitcanned. The wait to grow new animals will empty the shelves. Can't hardly wait.
Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 04:09 PM (K22Va) 522
"I went to the grocery store today sans mask and gloves, I will let you know in #twoweeks if I have china bat soup lung aids kung flu.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (r+sAi) " Mrs and I have been doing that for weeks now ... in rural WI. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 23, 2020 04:12 PM (cqteU) 523
522 "I went to the grocery store today sans mask and gloves, I will let you know in #twoweeks if I have china bat soup lung aids kung flu.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2020 04:03 PM (r+sAi) " Mrs and I have been doing that for weeks now ... in rural WI. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 23, 2020 04:12 PM (cqteU) No mask, no gloves, still shopping. So far, no dying of the Wuhan either. Fuck fear. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 23, 2020 04:13 PM (ifmtJ) 524
Not throwing away food around here - growing season starting up normally as far as I can tell.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 23, 2020 04:13 PM (cqteU) 525
"She could give Tammy Faye a run for her money
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 03:05 PM" Are you somehow implying that my Governor should be henceforth be called "Tranny Faye", sir? If so, well, I oughta..I oughta... Commend you for a job well done. Posted by: Boxx Culvert, holdin' my data close at April 23, 2020 04:14 PM (wmfhQ) Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 23, 2020 04:15 PM (cqteU) 527
What does willowed mean?
Posted by: PJ at April 23, 2020 04:16 PM (qlTN9) 528
PJ
You post after a Nood is announced (New post). Few people see you comment. Named after a commenter famous for that. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 04:20 PM (u82oZ) 529
The Democrats and their friends in low places very very low places
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 23, 2020 04:34 PM (FLiOE) 530
Does anyone really think that Governor Whitmer is competent in the art of governing
===== Governing..... perhaps competent Ruling..... bang up job Leading...... abject failure Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at April 23, 2020 04:35 PM (d6mdH) 531
The NFL Players Coalition is charging that coronavirus testing is not available in minority communities and announced it's planning to expand its social justice outreach to address disproportionate rates of African Americans suffering and dying from COVID-19
===== If it's so fucking important how about taking ~10% out of your hookers-n-blow spending and help fix it yourselves. Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at April 23, 2020 04:39 PM (d6mdH) 532
ooops posted in wrong spot - new, freshly dead democrat voters identification. Zombies can mail in votes too.
Posted by: piratepatch at April 23, 2020 04:55 PM (taXNc) 533
You make jokes. I live here.
Agriculture is the state's biggest revenue source, and boating is right up there. She is fucking with both, bigly, and it has nothing to do with a virus. Posted by: Grand Rapids at April 23, 2020 04:58 PM (Xo3T0) 534
Did anyone else.google to see if she really was a tranny?
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