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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Heidi at April 22, 2020 07:27 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Roscoe at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (A8isT)
Prayers up for recovery!
Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (ybC9u)
This is Rev - my real name is Steve. I'm grammie winger's other half. The generosity of the people here is absolutely beyond belief. I usually am never at a loss for words, but today I am totally speechless. I will never be able to thank you enough for so wonderfully helping us during this challenging time. Grammie says you guys are like family. I have seen that times ten today. Please know I will keep you all in my prayers of thanksgiving -
Rev
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Heidi at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Roscoe at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (A8isT)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2020 07:28 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (ybC9u)
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 07:29 PM (WWe1O)
Best of luck bud.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (NGm/n)
Posted by: fluffy at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (NGm/n)
Posted by: Dad of Six at April 22, 2020 07:30 PM (FI5IC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (dNzKv)
Actually, we can't get the 'chute to function through the canyons, so we're going to use an inert 250lb bomb casing.
If you see something shiny on your window, get to the other side of the room and have some mixers ready.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Wait! What? Grammie's GFM was established today??? Man, Teh Horde came through fast!
Posted by: creeper
Every time grammie raised the goal, the Horde smoked it and didn't look back.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (rGtm/)
Azar must be the designated punching big du jour. WSJ has big article targeting him.
Disgusting presstitutes.
Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (ybC9u)
Just being a loose ends is not a great way to stay healthy (or at least maintain a healthy outlook.)
I am actually surprised we have not seen more stories about depression.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:32 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: freaked, I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough at April 22, 2020 07:32 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 07:32 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: fluffy at April 22, 2020 07:32 PM (NGm/n)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 07:32 PM (arJlL)
All you have to do to get at the liquor is to use any standard drill to unscrew the bolts.
Oh shit...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2020 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 07:32 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: MSNBC at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (jol/7)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (arJlL)
Thanks LASue for re-posting that. Rev really is overwhelmed, as am I.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: fluffy at April 22, 2020 07:32 PM (NGm/n)
I am kind of bummed about the loss of the eye patch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: ALH at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: raimondo at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (KWrdG)
Rev
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Thanks Rev; I need all the help I can get. Do something nice for Grammie; we love her too.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq)
RIP Jack
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (LqByZ)
Back to lurking....
Posted by: UDM at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (v9EIf)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (u0qNR)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (87EdW)
He's allowed to do that. New information, new decision.
Just like the questioner's parents probably thought he was heterosexual, but later realized that they had to change their minds.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (jol/7)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (OzQGF)
???
Who are these fuckin people...so she was in her undies in front of her kid? What kind of families did these people grow up in? Prutitans?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)
What's this about GoFundMe? I haven't been in the comments today.
Posted by: fluffy at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (NGm/n)
THIS is America!
https://tinyurl.com/ya293d6z
Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (ybC9u)
The IRS still has no date for when my payment will arrive. I guess that vaccum-tube driven Univac assigned to process said payments is a little overwhelmed.
Top. Men.
Posted by: DocJ at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (DU2N9)
So grammie set up a GFM at our urging to allow us to help them through this. And, as usual, the horde came through in tremendous fashion!
Link is in my nic.
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (cF8AT)
Rest. Drink fluids. Eat - soups are amazing. Hot tea always seems to help me, too.
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Gylu/)
little. You CANNOT skimp on tapering. Go through the entire dose as
prescribed. Thank you and I hope you get well soon.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 07:32 PM (uEbPt)
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This. Do it.
Also, watch your ass.
Seriously, keep aware of your ass. Last time I got big dose steroids I got a hemorrhoid the size of my thumb and needed surgery.
So watch your ass.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (A5zUN)
For my next trick, I might try a peg leg.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (jol/7)
I heard LABCORP has a new home test you can order, but get this: Die to STATE regs it can not be used in NJ NY MD and I think VA...LOL, the States it is really needed in
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (jol/7)
Rev Steve,
Grammie is a keeper, not like the rest of us habitual drunks, chronic losers, ne'er-do-wells and impecunious idlers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Emmie at April 22, 2020 07:37 PM (ouBhA)
Why TF are people getting their cats tested?
Posted by: Jordan61
Because they can.
It must be nice to have $$ and connections.
But, that said, I find the story to be: Fake.
Maybe I'm wrong, but...
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 07:37 PM (LqByZ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2020 07:37 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 22, 2020 07:37 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Pliney at April 22, 2020 07:37 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: creeper at April 22, 2020 07:37 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (mht8P)
Those are the qualities I most admire.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (lwiT4)
If it involves sticking a swab up my nose until it hits my spine, I'm out.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (yQpMk)
Apparently, when Fredo Cuomo broke quarantine to go fucking around threatening random bicyclists, he brought home the China Lung AIDS and gave it to his kid. Just announced today.
I don't want to hear one more fucking word from the Cuomos. Go crawl under a moldy, damp rock, assholes.
The exception is the kid. Prayers up for recovery and getting away from his douchebag dad.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (HIAkX)
Did either of you file for unemployment yet?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (u0qNR)
Posted by: DocJ at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:31 PM (dNzKv
I was wondering the same thing.
Get well soon, Ace.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (JDC5I)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Bronchoscope at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (d6DSt)
Hey, I am none of those things! Okay, maybe the last one...
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (OzQGF)
Told you things would work out, grammie.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 07:34 PM (COzlW)
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This would be additional shiny stuff.
The guy flying the sortie is a total pro. I'm told he dropped a JDAM from 30,000 feet and called the shot on the rear window of a sedan, which he hit.
I'm pretty confident he'll get that hooch lodged right onto one of Ace's shelves.
All Ace will have to do is unscrew those bolts with his drill...shit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Pine Barrens at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: Brian "T" Stetler at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (Yhl4a)
And his motive for misleading the American public was ...??
The questioner needs a good beating.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (HcsK1)
Jessie James Decker has clapped back at social media followers who took issue after the country singer posted a sexy underwear shot with her 4-year-old son in the background.
???
Who are these fuckin people...so she was in her undies in front of her kid? What kind of families did these people grow up in? Prutitans?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Not a real good Mom thing to do.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (LqByZ)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (lwiT4)
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With or without the parrot?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Brian "T" Stetler at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (DMUuz)
More like a "fatwa."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (LqByZ)
Oh please the kid is 4 years old.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (90T4r)
Common for bronchitis in my neck of the woods (brought on by severe allergies in my case).
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (3kYBV)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (87EdW)
Seriously, a guy just asked the Surgeon General of the United States of America if he had intentionally misled the American public.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (Yhl4a)
"No, I don't work for CNN."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (EGyGV)
Got to watch your eating.
Posted by: FloridaMan -- Convinced this has been overreaction at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (ZEfGI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Karen's Daughter at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (90T4r)
Common for bronchitis in my neck of the woods (brought on by severe allergies in my case).
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (3kYBV)
Huh. Okay then.
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jordan61
Exactly! the gummint can eff right off if they think they can make me turn in my cats for execution. I shall exercise my second amendment right somewhat vigorously if they try to force me to.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (OzQGF)
Pink hair. 300lbs. Tats. Gummi Bears. Farsighted. Halitosis. Small apartment. 17 cats. A TV set. Pizza boxes. Twitter account. Panda Express. 17 cats. Ben Jerry's.
Seventeen. Cats.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: wth at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (v0R5T)
So grammie set up a GFM at our urging to allow us to help them through this. And, as usual, the horde came through in tremendous fashion!
Link is in my nic.
Posted by: Tami
I dropped her $25 wish I could do more.
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (jol/7)
She seemed familiar, even though I did not recognize either of the movies the article touted. She played the mom of Helen Hunt's character in As Good as It Gets.
Long career going back to the 50s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (u0qNR)
I'm a slacker with no job, and clergy is usually not eligible for unemployment, but yesterday lizabeth pointed me to a new program that might cover those not traditionally covered. The thing is, the church still considers him employed. He's still on the job, it's just that the money has dried up.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Yeah, Eric Schmidt is the AG. Get in line first. I have no idea how we collect, but it's a nice first step.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (7Fj9P)
???
Who are these fuckin people...so she was in her undies in front of her kid? What kind of families did these people grow up in? Prutitans?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Not a real good Mom thing to do.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (LqByZ)
This cannot be determined without pics.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (u0qNR)
LMAO!
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (nvc6v)
Common for strep throat too when it has progressed to something more than just a sore throat.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (LqByZ)
Posted by: Ripley at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (sGobE)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (o38N1)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (u0qNR
Pics in the NY Post
And who the fuck was that obesely overweight ugly reporter?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (85Gof)
we agreed that the underlying modality to that factoid is likely the suppression of the immune system by the steroids.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (YtJs4)
I really, really stupidly had "a moment" and decided to take a deep breath of son's cammo after his returning from Afghanistan.
The very next day I had a raging fever, lost my voice for nearly two weeks, was sick as death. The Z-Pack saved me.
Several years later, I still don't have my normal voice, and can't sing (I sang in a band when I was younger).
Hang in there. Please hydrate, eat chicken soup, saltine crackers, and rest.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: wth at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (v0R5T)
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"Well, sure I can kill all the golfers, but I may get in a lot of trouble for it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 07:40 PM (LqByZ)
This cannot be determined without pics.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (u0qNR)
Simple Gulag image search will do. Nothing special, really. Trashy, but nothing over the top.
Posted by: DocJ at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 07:39 PM (/669Q)
You did indeed bluebell. You were a light in my darkness.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (f6Y9e)
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: wth at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (v0R5T)
NY/NJ would have the second most in the world. Ahead of Spain and Italy.
They would come in just shy of Italy's 25,000 deaths. With the rest of the US tied with Spain at 21,000.
Covid is not so much a US problem, it is a NY/NJ problem. It is not that they have a few more deaths than the rest of the country, they have 12 times the death rate. Any investigation needs to start there. Either there has been a massive failure of the medical community, government, or someone is lying about the number of deaths.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (jol/7)
That's perfectly fine jsg!
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (BA9Nh)
heh
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:45 PM (Yhl4a)
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Yeah, Eric Schmidt is the AG. Get in line first. I have no idea how we collect, but it's a nice first step.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (7Fj9P)
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I imagine it would be taken from Chinese assets in America as dictated by a federal court, if it should win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 07:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (lwiT4)
Nosy question:
Who is "the church?" The Lutheran Church he's part of, or a few local buddies who are elders?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:45 PM (u0qNR)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (786Ro)
Laughing out loud.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:45 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:42 PM (u0qNR)
Kind of a splash dance thing. I'll see if I can find a link to the image alone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:45 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:45 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (dNzKv)
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Or...stay with me on this one...New Yorkers are a bunch of racists who do whatever Trump tells them to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (LvTSG)
I think they're turning Japanese, I really think so
Posted by: fluffy has the Vapors at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (NGm/n)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)
Democrats are well-known fiscal hawks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (BA9Nh)
Blessings to all. I just donated to grammie, and was reminded to do my monthly donation to Ace. I missed a couple of months, sorry Ace. You're worth every penny I can manage, though.
Posted by: April at April 22, 2020 07:47 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 07:47 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (85Gof)
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Yeah, these are the same people who went into hysterics over a government shutdown during the budget battle.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:47 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)
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"Since the main driver of the national debt is entitlements, are you, little reporter man, advocating that I start cutting Medicare to old people in order to actually balance the budget? Cause that's what it would actually take."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 07:47 PM (LvTSG)
TY for posting the background. I just thought dear Ms. Winger needed a helping hand bc that's the way it is right now. That is shameful of those ppl!
Please take care, GW and Rev Steve, and keep your GFM up so we can add more in the future, too!
Posted by: EveR at April 22, 2020 07:47 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (nz4Ij)
Poorly designed.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:47 PM (Yhl4a)
We’ve got Gov Cuomo on video putting it best on their behalf:
“Nothing comes before the risk of somebody else’s life. And that’s where we are. “ Tell your adult brat that, fuckface.
Let’s go on:
“You will be paid, you will be paid.”
From what fucking profit out there in the Capitalistic gold mine you were used to robbing from?
I heard him say “Yeah but the illness might be my death, not your death.”
Always weaponizing scripture, they are.
My favorite is the brother’s keeper line.
They seem to forget that God never commanded us to be “our brother’s keeper”. That lesson comes from a book that they scoff! Not something they believe in. This same book includes the story of Creation. 2020 people are so vain that they don’t realize that creation as explained then matches with cosmology today.
At any rate, back to the Cain and Abel story.
Fucker murdered his brother. What he said when he was caught? “Am I my brother’s keeper?” That is the reaction of a murderer trying to lie about it. Not a fucking commandment.
So, one of the most quoted biblical line quoted by Democrats is that of a murderer’s pathetic defense.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 22, 2020 07:47 PM (KpUZP)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: x at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:46 PM (85Gof)
I'm sure someone told these J-school types that World War II was revenue-neutral.
Posted by: DocJ at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
She can crack some nuts with those thighs.
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (WWe1O)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:44 PM (lwiT4)
Wut about me? *sad face* and Tami?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (ptqGC)
I've been on prednisone a long time (this time), but fortunately, it doesn't have any bad side effects for me. It does shut down your adrenal glands, so you have no energy. And it really is critical to taper down the way they tell you to! I've been on it so long, I'd doing 1mg less every three weeks. Doctor told me to just hang out at a dose longer if I needed to. I'll be on 1mg starting Saturday, then three more weeks and I'll finally be done.
It does help a lot with inflammation. You might want to pick up an oximeter, so you can see what your O2 levels are like. Get well soon!
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (jol/7)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 07:43 PM (786Ro)
Mr President why are you ignoring Dogs, they are Man's best friend, do you secretly eat them like Obama?
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:45 PM (u0qNR)
The Lutheran Church Missouri Synod at large is urging its churches to apply for the PPP to cover payroll during church closings. Our elders decided not to do that, as they felt it was a foot in the door to government influencing the churches. I see their point. I don't agree with it, but I get it.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (Yhl4a)
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (85Gof)
They really are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (BA9Nh)
Sadly, Jack was run over in the parking lot of his local Target store and any rumors that the van that hit him had the News 4 logo on the side are simply that, rumors!
Posted by: Bill at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (rc8qA)
The only Gov. with balls.
Brian, when you chose Kelly Loeffler, you chose poorly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: broomfield_bathroom_wino at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (B+t5k)
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I hope grammie leaves it up for a while. I know there are people who would like to help who are not here every day. They would not like to miss out on their chance.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (Fvr6E)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (JCrfD)
did you get a second test?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (G546f)
Posted by: April at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Bill at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (rc8qA)
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Sounds like a story correction to me.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (ptqGC)
Come over here, Jane. The whole bunch of us can have a smooch-a-thon {{{Jane}}}
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (dNzKv)
Sadly, Jack was run over in the parking lot of his local Target store and any rumors that the van that hit him had the News 4 logo on the side are simply that, rumors!
Posted by: Bill at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (rc8qA)
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For, who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: KIM JONG UN at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (D80T6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lymond at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (Jvjtu)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (90T4r)
He said yesterday he had been tested and it was negative. That was what led to the 1300 comment speculation thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (A5zUN)
Can a Catholic Be a Socialist?
By: Trent Horn, Catherine R. Pakaluk
Well, he can if the Pope grants an indulgence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 22, 2020 07:47 PM (KpUZP) "
Oddly apt of them to use it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 22, 2020 07:51 PM (cqteU)
The only Gov. with balls.
Brian, when you chose Kelly Loeffler, you chose poorly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (ptqGC)
Might be time for someone to set that aside, for the time being at least.
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:51 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (Fvr6E)
Incentive spirometry is tight!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:51 PM (dNzKv)
Sadly, Jack was run over in the parking lot of his local Target store and any rumors that the van that hit him had the News 4 logo on the side are simply that, rumors!
Posted by: Bill at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (rc8qA)
Covid-19 claims another victim.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 07:51 PM (BA9Nh)
My brother has always watched all the car restoration reality shows and I'm starting to get hooked. Especially on the smokeshow Limey chick on one of the shows, who has a habit of wearing t-shirts with "Suck Squeeze Bang Blow" printed on it.
No, it's not what you think. 4-stroke engine function.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2020 07:51 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (lwiT4)
Ah yes, I see.
My church here decided to do the same, not apply. However, this place probably has more people in one row than in your entire congregation, so they aren't exactly hurting.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 07:51 PM (u0qNR)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (dNzKv)
there are people who would like to help who are not here every day. They
would not like to miss out on their chance.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (/669Q)
I was going to take it down tomorrow morning, but someone here suggested I leave it up thru Friday since that's payday for some. Seriously though - I am totally blown away by the response, and if someone would like to donate to Ace instead, that would be perfect.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:48 PM (ptqGC)
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You guys, of course! I think you must have been the ones who encouraged her to start it. I was just teasing because I told her to have faith and not worry, that things will work out, and then I trotted off to do whatever and only found out a few hours ago that there was a fund going!
So thank you for encouraging her!
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (lwiT4)
There's still a guestroom and private bath waiting on you and the Rev (or just you for our girls weekend). I won't get you tipsy on wine or anything.
Promise!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: x at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:49 PM (90T4r)
He said yesterday he had been tested and it was negative. That was what led to the 1300 comment speculation thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (A5zUN)
Aha!!! THAT was the deal!! So the yaws and scrapie stuff was just joshin' the Ewok. Sure it made him feel better.
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (90T4r)
By: Trent Horn, Catherine R. Pakaluk
Well, he can if the Pope grants an indulgence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 07:50 PM (+y/Ru)
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Dorothy Day thought so.
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (Dhht7)
Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (A5zUN)
Promise!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
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Jello shots?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: grammie winger
Not trying to argue, trying to understand. I too see their point about a foot in the door and government influencing.
But if that's the case, why did they let the government block the doorway with their ass & shut them down?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (lwiT4)
I'm not going to tolerate this unwarranted attack on alcohol.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 07:54 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 07:54 PM (UUBmN)
The husband of my Wife's cousin Corona'd himself the other day.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:54 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 07:54 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (rGtm/)
Exactly! Exactly this! The government can close our doors. That right there is government interference.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:54 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 07:54 PM (A5zUN)
Amazing.
I can't wait for our Pravda on the coast fish wrap tomorrow to celebrate the attacks, and let our male Tank Abrams Mayor blather some more.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:55 PM (ptqGC)
The husband of my Wife's cousin Corona'd himself the other day.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:54 PM (dNzKv)
Oh no. That's such a tragedy.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:56 PM (lwiT4)
We
live in highly integrated social networks, we work and live in highly
conditioned spaces that are optimized for spreading virus.
Nothing stops the spread of a virus, NOTHING.
Viral
outbreaks burn themselves out or we gain enough herd immunity so that
our bodies can deal with it without our immune responses killing us.
Or we develop a vaccine, for which we have developed a handful.
If
masks worked then Asian countries would have the lowest instances of
flu and virus outbreaks because on a per capita basis, nobody has a
better PPE common acceptance and use than Asians.
But Asian countries do not have lower instances of flu and viral outbreaks.
This is all one gigantic scam brought to us by the Deep State and "The Men and Women of Science!"
Posted by: Eddie Fiola at April 22, 2020 07:56 PM (bmpU/)
Not sure if you are reading the comments ace, but my Pastor had the flu and was a month recovering from it back in January/February.
Don't get discouraged.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 22, 2020 07:56 PM (ZotRQ)
Posted by: Menack at April 22, 2020 07:56 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:56 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 07:56 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:56 PM (lwiT4)
I never like to hear of someone hanging themselves, but the guy was a pos, so I am not torn up about it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:57 PM (dNzKv)
I am working from home now - our company has basically evacuated our offices. Not bad so far but I do wish things were working as they should. Very frustrating at times. My brain hurts. It's a new job, too so I cannot complain about actually having a job. I know many who do not.
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 07:57 PM (Gylu/)
*******
Liberals Judges will kill that because of ADA & Conservative Judges will kill that for Constitution/Bill Of Rights & probably ADA too
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 22, 2020 07:57 PM (RBno5)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (lwiT4)
If I may suggest, leave it up till the end of the month. Many stop by once in a while, or on weekends only. It's already the 22nd...
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:57 PM (zr5Kq)
on you and the Rev (or just you for our girls weekend). I won't get you
tipsy on wine or anything.
Promise!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Well, as long as we don't get tipsy......
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:57 PM (lwiT4)
I don't believe in Nth Dimensional Chess. Something is not right here.
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 07:58 PM (C1H3H)
It is scaring me and breaking my heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 07:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)
breaks my heart. I remember President Trump talking about this often,
how the longer we stay shut down the more this will happen, and I hated
thinking of it but I know he was right.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 07:56 PM (/669Q)
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Fully agree, bluebell
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 07:59 PM (Pqytn)
If you are feeling short of breath, lay on your stomach (prone).
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 07:59 PM (dNzKv)
Have you requested an injection called a ' sinus cocktail'.? Don't know exactly what's in it and it won't cure you But it WILL give you some much needed relief.
You can do one of these ' sinus cocktail' injections every 3 months.
Try it. You will like it.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 22, 2020 07:59 PM (xXx5y)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (lwiT4)
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Grammie, I hope you leave it up during the weekend. There are some people that only can get here for the weekend threads and they won't want to be left out.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 08:00 PM (/669Q)
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Their HQ is right down the road from me. Wanna me go throw some rocks through their windows?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 08:00 PM (7Fj9P)
month. Many stop by once in a while, or on weekends only. It's already
the 22nd...
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 07:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Rev and I do not want to seem greedy. Maybe I could leave it up over the weekend. That would be okay I guess. I'll ask Rev. But Ace needs some love too.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:00 PM (lwiT4)
For deplorables you are good folk.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2020 08:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 07:36 PM (mht8P)
"Those are the qualities I most admire."
-Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:38 PM (lwiT4)
Wellllll... then you're g'na love...
*slips-off railing and tumbles down stairs*
...I'm okay.
*holds-up thumb with other fingers*
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 22, 2020 08:00 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 08:00 PM (aKsyK)
Go back and pose in front of your stacked stone fireplace in NJ and tell us again that you're in this with us.
I will never forget you and the rest of the media lecturing us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 22, 2020 08:01 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 08:00 PM (7Fj9P)
Their head is actually a very nice man, and has been pushing the PPP. so I can't blame him for this. He's trying very hard to keep the little churches afloat. Now, I could give you the address of our head elder.....
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:01 PM (lwiT4)
You guys, of course! I think you must have been the ones who encouraged her to start it. I was just teasing because I told her to have faith and not worry, that things will work out, and then I trotted off to do whatever and only found out a few hours ago that there was a fund going!
So thank you for encouraging her!
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (/669Q)
You started a great thing, Bluebell!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 08:01 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:02 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 08:02 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:02 PM (lwiT4)
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Their HQ is right down the road from me. Wanna me go throw some rocks through their windows?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 08:00 PM (7Fj9P)
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Not a good idea. The buildings are surrounded by catapults loaded with leftover green bean casseroles.
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 08:02 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2020 07:41 PM (90T4r)
My doctor prescribed antibiotics and steroids for me 2 times.
Once I was in HI, and got a mofo double ear infection snorkling (I think it was the dolphin jizz). I thought I'd die on the plane as we were descending, my ears couldn't pop. I was borderline deaf for several weeks.
Second time I had walking pneumonia. I had to do the regimen twice. I forgot the explanation for the steroids, but it's common with heavy doses of antibiotics. I'll see if my pharmacist friend answers, he'll know.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 22, 2020 08:02 PM (8B6Ng)
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Magnificent bastard!!
Posted by: Menack at April 22, 2020 08:02 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (Ckg4U)
Exactly! Exactly this! The government can close our doors. That right there is government interference.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:54 PM (lwiT4)
Following generally applicable health codes, building codes, etc. does not have quite the implications that taking public money does. IIRC, Hillsdale College doesn't take government funding, but it does follow fire codes, and so on.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (zr5Kq)
You can always share what you don't need with ace. It's a win-win.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (UUBmN)
Why haven't we delved into the Wuhan Doctors Turning Black story, yet?
Watermelon men?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
A plot by the ChiComs to create better basketball players to win the Gold at the Olympics??
Just askin' questions, man.....
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (f6Y9e)
Grammie, I am so glad I checked in this afternoon or I wouldn't have seen your GFM.
As a fellow Wisconsinite, I pray our governor will do the right thing and get this state open quickly!
Also, thanks to the Rev for his prayers.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (N4ZRs)
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 07:56 PM (/669Q)
There was a reporter who went all shrill, arrogant and scoldy when Trump talked about the potential for suicide. What was wrong with her?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (Uu+Jp)
I'm late to the party and have no idea what's going on, but where's the link to send a little money?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:02 PM (lwiT4)
At the rate your GFM is going, you're gonna have enough left over for season tickets to Cubs games.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 08:04 PM (u0qNR)
I look out my window to see a fresh layer of global warming on the ground as large white flakes of snow fall to the ground.
On the 50th anniversary of Earth Day.
Well played, God. Well played.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 22, 2020 08:04 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (lwiT4)
.......
He answered, Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'
Your ol' man is a man of God.
I reckon God would have us look out for each other.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 22, 2020 08:04 PM (ZotRQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 08:01 PM (TdMsT)
She did, and others as well. I think there were some conversations going on outside my hearing, then Ben Had contacted me as to how to set this up. She and others went above and beyond. I'm humbled at the heart of you people.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:04 PM (lwiT4)
What exactly are these symptoms?
Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2020 07:53 PM (N9G0H)p
Hair growing on the palms.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 08:04 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, Swedish Climate Worrier at April 22, 2020 08:04 PM (DMUuz)
-Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:02 PM (lwiT4)
I called everyone I know and there was nothing I could do. I don't have that kind of pull any longer. /goofy
I'll just be very happy when it returns.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 22, 2020 08:05 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:05 PM (lwiT4)
Dr. Bright had hired attorneys Debra Katz and Lisa Banks to represent him. They were the attorneys for Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, the key accuser against Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.
Yeah so not political ha? FUCKIN BULLSHIT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 08:05 PM (85Gof)
Twitter: Where the heck is Biden? Why isn't he doing more?... Polls today from FL, MI, and PA have Biden up 4, 8, and 8. All larger leads than his longer term average in each state.
Posted by: Poopy at April 22, 2020 08:05 PM (q5VX5)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:00 PM (lwiT4)
I got enough love for both of youse.
And, I'm still working, so it's all good.
Posted by: April at April 22, 2020 08:05 PM (OX9vb)
I look out my window to see a fresh layer of global warming on the ground as large white flakes of snow fall to the ground.
On the 50th anniversary of Earth Day.
Well played, God. Well played.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Heh! My Mom text'd that she has snow on the ground and she's in W. PA. Globull Warmering is a stone cold bitch.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 22, 2020 08:06 PM (f6Y9e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)
I find it very cathartic to be lectured to by people on the Soros/media payroll that will never worry about if their paycheck will clear?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 08:06 PM (BiNEL)
Simple hysterics. The old cures are the best cures.
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 08:06 PM (C1H3H)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:06 PM (lwiT4)
once in a while, or on weekends only. It's already the 22nd...
Also, random people search for favorite things to donate to like your Missions, Faith and Church.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 08:07 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:07 PM (nvc6v)
-
libs TRIGGERED!
Posted by: Menack at April 22, 2020 08:07 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 08:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:00 PM (lwiT4)
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Of course you two should do what you feel is best, but I will just add that no one is forced to find the GoFundMe, and further no one is forced to contribute if they do somehow stumble on it.
Also remember that you are loved, and people like to show their love in the ways they can. Since we can't come cook dinner for you, we welcome the opportunity to do what it is we CAN do, if we are in a position to do it.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (/669Q)
I've been hit or miss on threads because of my writing - what did I miss about grammie and the Rev (which sounds like a 70s TV detective show)?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (2JVJo)
293 You started a great thing, Bluebell!
Posted by: Ladyl
She always was a troublemaker !
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 08:07 PM (arJlL)
She sure is!
Now we need to rally for Ace.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (TdMsT)
Not to say anything until election day.
No speeches. No appearances. No pictures.
NOTHING.
And let the constant MSM attacks continue on Trump.
Because if he makes any appearances at all, people will suddenly remember what an idiot he actually is.
Posted by: Beaky Buzzard at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (6FcWQ)
-Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)
In 1995, there were only 144 games after a strike. I'm betting if they get 120 this season, that would be nice.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 22, 2020 08:09 PM (7ZQe3)
Also, thanks to the Rev for his prayers.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (N4ZRs)
You betcha. I saw where the state legislature was suing Evers over the May 26th deadline. I wonder if that will go anywhere?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 22, 2020 08:09 PM (f6Y9e)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
____________
She has her job.
And can't even conceive of the despair of others who have been forced out of theirs, with no hint of when or if they'll have a job again.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2020 08:09 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 08:09 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 08:10 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:10 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2020 08:10 PM (XhWtx)
https://tinyurl.com/yd3nravz
Yeah, I know, KISS can afford to pay their roadies. But the shirt will be a great thing to have.
Posted by: April at April 22, 2020 08:10 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 08:10 PM (eYLmo)
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (Ckg4U)
I don't care how many games there are as long as the Cubs win the World Series. Remember 2016 when the impossible happened within a week of each other. Cubs win the World Series. Trump wins the election. We need that again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 08:11 PM (6FcWQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 08:11 PM (COzlW)
but I will just add that no one is forced to find the GoFundMe, and
further no one is forced to contribute if they do somehow stumble on it.
Also remember that you are loved, and people like to show their love
in the ways they can. Since we can't come cook dinner for you, we
welcome the opportunity to do what it is we CAN do, if we are in a
position to do it.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (/669Q)
You know what bluebell. We haven't been able to go to church for many weeks. The outpouring of grace - right here - feels like church to me. God bless you for helping me to keep my focus on Him yesterday.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:11 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (lwiT4)
Embrace the power of AND! Take care Grammie and Rev.
Posted by: Heidi at April 22, 2020 08:11 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 22, 2020 08:10 PM (dNzKv
I had those with zpac for bronchitis in February. That was the first time I ever looked forward to taking prednisone.
Posted by: Catherine at April 22, 2020 08:11 PM (rSY7i)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 08:12 PM (eYLmo)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 08:12 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 08:10 PM (eYLmo)
Yes. And now you know.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2020 08:03 PM (Uu+Jp)
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I can think of two things: no compassion, and only wanting to make the president look bad.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 08:12 PM (/669Q)
Returned from Krogers today, again refused to wear a mask or gloves, simply sanitized my hands before going in and out.
I noticed about 90% now were wearing masks, and it made me think ya know, one way to screen for a hot date is to watch who ISN'T wearing a mask and saying fuck you to that noise. You know they're a keeper!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:12 PM (+dsLj)
My husband had it Dec/Jan. Ended up with pneumonia. 2 rounds of z-pal plus steroids. I have never seen him so sick. I have my suspicions about the 'rona being here way before they said it was.
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 08:12 PM (gLRfa)
No way that's getting dragged across a finish line.
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 08:12 PM (6Ajz2)
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 08:12 PM (Gylu/)
https://tinyurl.com/ydb62evg
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 08:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2020 08:13 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 08:10 PM (eYLmo)
Yes. And now you know.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:12 PM (lwiT4)
Would make a cool band name...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 08:13 PM (eYLmo)
Posted by: Frankns at April 22, 2020 08:13 PM (MEbkQ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (2JVJo)
They're swingers now.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 22, 2020 08:13 PM (u0qNR)
Posted by: DocJ at April 22, 2020 08:13 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:09 PM (lwiT4)
I sure hope it does.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (N4ZRs)
Hope y’all understood what I’m saying.
The Brother’s Keeper bullshit? Let a story about a jealous murderer tell people to cough up everything they have in the name of compassion, the imaginary compassion of a man who murdered his brother.
Fuck it.
How about this one, party of Catholic Abortionists with no regard for the Bill of Rights?
John 15:13 KJV
Greater love has no one like this...
Or this one?
Isaiah6:8
Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send...
Fuck these selfish cowards.
They’re the type that did everything they could to fly out of Wuhan when the shit hit the fan there. Concealing symptoms and all that fuckin shit.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (KpUZP)
2020 was a weird leap year.
February lasted 29 days.
March lasted 300 days.
April lasted 5 years.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
I like the analogy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (bW1Yb)
Nvmd. I found the link, hit the jar.
FFR, for people who can't read things in order, like me:
https://tinyurl.com/ybn23sxq
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 08:12 PM (Gylu/)
No. Just amphibious.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (eYLmo)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:11 PM (lwiT4)
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As you do for us every day.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (UUBmN)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybjycqwo
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at April 22, 2020 08:15 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 08:14 PM (UUBmN)
Would it be selfish to tell grammie we'd love to see her and the Rev there in the fall?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (Gylu/)
Please leave it up a bit longer. You and the Rev know what you need. If there's more than you need, I'm sure you know of others that could use a hand. We trust your judgment to spread any excess around
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: bluebell
That's why I suggested grammie to keep it up until Friday - payday. And yes, will be showing some love to Ace too. I and my wife have been blessed to both stay working thru this.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (rGtm/)
God bless you and the Rev.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (2JVJo)
*backs out of room, slowly*
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (Gylu/)
And your hair is perfect.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 08:17 PM (eYLmo)
About a mile from home , naked in a stranger's hot tub, loudly singing Camptown Races ad scrubbing his old man balls with a long handled pool brush?
Just a guess...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 08:17 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 08:17 PM (Y274z)
yeah that fish will NOT fit in the Bass-O-Matic!
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 08:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Frankns at April 22, 2020 08:17 PM (MEbkQ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 22, 2020 08:18 PM (7bcfy)
I despise that faggot and all his followers. Good thing I'm not on the twats.
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:18 PM (nvc6v)
About a mile from home , naked in a stranger's hot tub, loudly singing Camptown Races ad scrubbing his old man balls with a long handled pool brush?
Just a guess...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 08:17 PM (n4scg)
haha. Good guess that has me needing some brain bleach.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 08:18 PM (LIhNq)
This verse has sustained me through some terrible things, Grammie.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 08:18 PM (TdMsT)
Fox switch to Martha but was the presser over when they went to her show?
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 08:18 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Menack at April 22, 2020 08:18 PM (buTO7)
I can see why the Rev scooped you off the market. But I was really looking forward to seeing the parrot. I had Jane's All the Worlds Parrots at the ready.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2020 08:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 08:17 PM (eYLmo)
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His wife must be a barber then. No one else could have perfect hair at this time.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 08:18 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2020 08:19 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2020 08:19 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 08:19 PM (Gylu/)
I've been busy.. actually working today!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2020 08:19 PM (CjFDo)
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https://tinyurl.com/ybn23sxq
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 08:20 PM (Ibl1K)
THE SECOND WAVE IS COMING, THE SECOND WAVE IS COMING!!!!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:20 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:21 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 08:17 PM (eYLmo)
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His wife must be a barber then. No one else could have perfect hair at this time.
Posted by: bluebell
...........
I seriously considered buying a Flowbee yesterday.. Their production plant is shut down!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2020 08:21 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 08:21 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 08:21 PM (HcsK1)
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Journalism is a helluva drug.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tami
Is he using the nail gun on the cats ?
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 08:22 PM (arJlL)
THE SECOND WAVE IS COMING, THE SECOND WAVE IS COMING!!!!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30
They already cried wolf one too many times. No one is believing their bs.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 08:22 PM (rGtm/)
Please leave it up a bit longer. You and the Rev know what you need.
If there's more than you need, I'm sure you know of others that could
use a hand. We trust your judgment to spread any excess around
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (JKNZq)
You're very sweet, notsothoreau. Rev said he thought it would be okay to leave it up over the weekend. I'm at a loss for words.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:22 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: bluebell at Ap
My hair is so bad. I may have a line on my hairdresser doing my hair at my house. I feel so bad ass breaking the law.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 22, 2020 08:22 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2020 08:22 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 08:22 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 08:22 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (2JVJo)
Thank you, Mary Poppins. That means a lot.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:23 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 22, 2020 08:09 PM (f6Y9e)
Look at the polling data.
It was solid.
They polled 1265 registered democrats.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 22, 2020 08:23 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Menack at April 22, 2020 08:23 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2020 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)
But I will finish it tomorrow. And then? I will only have about 2 chapters to go and the book
Will
Be
DONE!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:24 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 08:24 PM (IYHxL)
**************
Women tend to get a bit worked up and vexed when they're surrounded by limpy dicked soyboys that can't satisfy them. Thank God my wife's boyfriend solved that problem!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 22, 2020 08:24 PM (+dsLj)
prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Jeremiah 29:10 ...
This verse has sustained me through some terrible things, Grammie.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 08:18 PM (TdMsT)
That one of the ones I cling to as well, Ladyl.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:24 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 08:24 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Turambar at April 22, 2020 08:25 PM (Gylu/)
Hope the Z-pack works, Ace.
Posted by: Locarno at April 22, 2020 08:25 PM (3WLXg)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2020 08:22 PM (myjNJ)
My hair is long, but I wouldn't attempt that. You are brave, or the kid let is.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 22, 2020 08:25 PM (7bcfy)
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Old and busted: amphibian
New hotness: biphibians
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 08:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Will
Be
DONE!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:24 PM (2JVJo)
I will be first in line to read it, MP
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2020 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:26 PM (lwiT4)
Alex Jones hardest hit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 08:26 PM (IYHxL)
The IRS still has no date for when my payment will arrive. I guess that vaccum-tube driven Univac assigned to process said payments is a little overwhelmed.
Top. Men.
Posted by: DocJ at April 22, 2020 07:35 PM (DU2N9)
I feel your pain, DocJ - I'm in the same boat (including having the pound of flesh harvested by IRS with no problem).
JustDave in GR
Posted by: JustDave in GR at April 22, 2020 08:26 PM (KBiU/)
Yeah, the second Civil War would have started almost on the anniversary of the first.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 08:27 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:27 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:25 PM (lwiT4)
Thanks, grammie. This will be the first draft. Once I whip it into shape, I'm going to ask for some beta readers who might be interested to read it and give me some feedback. I just need to keep this energy going for a little longer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 08:27 PM (JCrfD)
No way that's getting dragged across a finish line.
__________________
Yeah, I'm having a hard time seeing how they are going to hide the fact that he's senile, even from the LIV's. Slow Joe was never that bright, but his natural dimness, combined with his obviously advancing cognitive decline, is painful to watch. He is often incoherent. How is he supposed to debate Trump? He won't be able to memorize the lines his flunkies will feed him during the debate prep, and he's not quick enough to ad lib effectively during the debate. He's just going to end up looking confused and pathetic. Are the Dims just hoping that people will vote for him out of pity?
Then there's the fact that Biden has been making excuses for China -- calling Trump an over-reacting raaaaacist for imposing the Chinese travel ban (which every disease "expert" agrees was helpful in slowing the rate of infection here), criticizing Trump's tariff negotiations with China, and having his creepy meth-head son Hunter making bank from various Chinese companies that were blatantly trying to buy influence with the U.S. government via Hunter's crooked daddy. Biden is China-compromised in so many ways, and with China being the cause of the U.S.' current woes, that is not a good place to be. And Trump's team will be making plenty of commercials reminding people of all of Biden's sleazy China suck-ups.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2020 08:27 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: CaliGirl
I was terrified. I was sure I would screw it up so bad, but she just stood there giggling while I said oh my, oh lort!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2020 08:28 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:28 PM (lwiT4)
Just the ones who voted for Tank.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 08:28 PM (ExV1e)
What's the plot?
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 08:28 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 08:16 PM (JKNZq)
Sorry, I was off making dinner, but I agree with this 1000%!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 08:29 PM (OzQGF)
ace, if you feel as bad as you say you do, I'd get tested again for Airborne Chink AIDS and treat it like I had it. Inhalers are a miracle drug for bronchitis. Just my 2 cents YMMV.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 22, 2020 08:30 PM (3kYBV)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 08:31 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 08:31 PM (n4scg)
Must just be a coincidence.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 08:31 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:31 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 08:32 PM (md3fh)
I broke quarantine and visited Mom to cut her hair for her on Sunday. I was going to do it a couple of lweeks ago, but she got nervous (my sister-in-law is an infectious disease specialist, so the peer pressure is great).
She was so happy to have company. I'm not sure I did a great job, but she was delighted.
Posted by: April at April 22, 2020 08:32 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Toni at April 22, 2020 08:32 PM (RdRuc)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:32 PM (nvc6v)
Plus the police union said they wouldn't enforce it.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 08:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: darles chickens at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (F7Xdn)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:32 PM (nvc6v)
off on
I am on my second glass, so I'm readying you perfectly. haha!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:34 PM (nvc6v)
You people. Again. Damn.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 08:31 PM (JCrfD)
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Same here.
That's amazing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 08:34 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 08:34 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2020 08:34 PM (dOV9E)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y84lmb2p
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2020 08:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: darles chickens at April 22, 2020 08:34 PM (F7Xdn)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 08:34 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2020 08:35 PM (KNsKs)
"Not His Brain.
His Heart."
....... What the shit?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (+dsLj)
Seriously? They went there? A link would make my day.
Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2020 08:35 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 08:35 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: banned concepts inc at April 22, 2020 08:35 PM (EZjEZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 08:28 PM (IYHxL)
Very basically: Hollywood, 1917. Theda Bara, silent star, is working on her epic, Cleopatra, when, during a PR event, a dead body falls out of a mummy case. Soon after that, a movie magazine reporter trying to discover who the dead woman is is also found dead, and Bara is accused of her murder.
She must solve the murder, clear her name and get her movie back.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:35 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: April at
My mother is going crazy, she and her friends met in the park and just sat a few feet away from each other. She was happy to see another person.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 22, 2020 08:36 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: darles chickens at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (F7Xdn)
Absolutely. Ace - be well. I'm going to binge watch Colombo for a while. Thank you from the bottom of my heart to all of you. Blessings upon you. Even if you live in Rhode Island. Goodnight.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 08:36 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 08:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 08:35 PM (cF8AT)
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I appreciate the opportunity to help.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 08:36 PM (WEBkv)
That's right--we're making up for it in volume!
Posted by: April at April 22, 2020 08:36 PM (OX9vb)
How is he supposed to debate Trump? He won't be able to memorize the lines his flunkies will feed him during the debate prep, and he's not quick enough to ad lib effectively during the debate. He's just going to end up looking confused and pathetic.
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This is true.
Another problem for him is that he's an aggressive debater. He's built a reputation as a "fighter" for his constituents. He knows he can use his designated Party redshirts as punching bags during primary debates, and he's used to deploying his "tough-guy Joe" act on GOP rivals without any pushback.
But nobody perceives Joe as tough anymore. He's frail. And even if he were in his doltish prime, he wouldn't be able to sell that bullshit in a debate with Trump. He's not Paul Ryan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 08:36 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (+dsLj)
Not exactly a winning campaign message, is it.
I'm not saying they won't try their darndest to cheat etc, but they know Trump has this. They've known for a while. The trolls were out in much greater force in 2016. I think they believed they had it. Dude who shows up here every day to quote polls is basically the waterboy.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 08:36 PM (b+qEC)
"Not His Brain.
His Heart."
....... What the shit?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (+dsLj)
FFS. What's next? "Courage?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:37 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 08:38 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 08:38 PM (b+qEC)
"Not His Brain.
His Heart."
....... What the shit?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (+dsLj)
Is he off to see the Wizard?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 08:38 PM (6FcWQ)
What's up with Grammy?
Somebody just give me the post #, please.
Really crappy internet, and hot spotting off the phone.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2020 08:38 PM (wUNZZ)
"Not His Brain.
His Heart."
....... What the shit?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (+dsLj)
FFS. What's next? "Courage?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
His little dog too!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 08:38 PM (rGtm/)
*****************
https://tinyurl.com/y79w9orh
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:38 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (+dsLj)
FFS. What's next? "Courage?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:37 PM (2JVJo)
...
What's the frequency Kenneth!?!
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 08:38 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 08:39 PM (jol/7)
Then his rotten soul can parachute into hell after he loses.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2020 08:39 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:34 PM (nvc6v)
Lightweight. Fingerd like dying cats. Eyed lokr cginfer chineensn . Wui tl yo atrhs. Ods jufkj muj.
Posted by: banned funeral macher pisher at April 22, 2020 08:40 PM (EZjEZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:37 PM (2JVJo)
***********************
Don't you dare take my shit.
Posted by: The Cowardly Lion at April 22, 2020 08:40 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 08:36 PM (Ibl1K)
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Now there is someone who betrayed the people.
2 years to push through multiple funding bills for government, instead of the omnibus crap and he did nothing.
We could have been on better fiscal footing for this corona crap and Ryan sold us out.
I despise that man more than I despise Pelosi.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 08:40 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Then his rotten soul can parachute into hell after he loses.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
I don't think they get parachutes.......
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 08:40 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 08:41 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2020 08:41 PM (wUNZZ)
She is also sick of this Wuhan flu shit.
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 08:41 PM (nvc6v)
2 years to push through multiple funding bills for government, instead of the omnibus crap and he did nothing.
We could have been on better fiscal footing for this corona crap and Ryan sold us out.
I despise that man more than I despise Pelosi.
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This was the very thing that made me renounce my Republican Party membership.
Way before #NT made it a "thing."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 08:41 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 22, 2020 08:42 PM (nNo7P)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 08:42 PM (JCrfD)
MP4, that sounds really good! I'm definitely in when you're done with it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 08:42 PM (OzQGF)
Help me Rhonda.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 22, 2020 08:42 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: where's the banned beef? at April 22, 2020 08:43 PM (EZjEZ)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 08:43 PM (md3fh)
Somebody just give me the post #, please.
Really crappy internet, and hot spotting off the phone.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2020 08:38 PM (wUNZZ)
A gofundme for grammie and the Rev
https://tinyurl.com/ybn23sxq
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 22, 2020 08:43 PM (N4ZRs)
You people. Again. Damn.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 08:31 PM (JCrfD)
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Same here.
That's amazing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 08:34 PM (WEBkv)
Holy cow! That is WONDERFUL!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 08:43 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 08:43 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:43 PM (+dsLj)
"I'm sure that smile he had in that picture is even brighter right now," she said.
Yeah, seeing your f'd-up report of his death!
Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined webworks
at April 22, 2020 08:44 PM (+X43N)
Posted by: Cannibal Slob at April 22, 2020 08:44 PM (7ZMbn)
Help me Rhonda.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 22, 2020 08:42 PM (9X60i)
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My favorite corona mask look? Full lumberjack beard with mask over beard.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 08:44 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 08:44 PM (COzlW)
Help me Rhonda.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN
Help me, help help me Rhonda
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 08:44 PM (rGtm/)
"Not His Brain.
His Heart."
....... What the shit?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (China is Asshoe) at April 22, 2020 08:33 PM (+dsLj)"
O yes, that'll work out well ...
Slow Joe has the heart of a dead vole.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 22, 2020 08:44 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2020 08:45 PM (cF8AT)
This is the part where people start keeping apes as pets. And we know how that works out.
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 08:45 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 08:42 PM (OzQGF)
It'll be a while.
Last summer, I was on vacation and was trying to figure out how to get the book to work (I've been struggling with it for more years than I care to say), when the tagline "Theda Bara, you're under arrest for murder" came into my head, and from that point on I have been writing the second half of the book. When I finish, I have to take the first half and adjust it to match the new stuff, stripping out all the side roads and dead ends.
But it will be done. I hope. And thanks to all of you for letting me vent.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:45 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 08:31 PM (n4scg)
Speaking of, I got an email today about some emergency grant money for students to use for housing & food, etc.
I graduated a year and a half ago.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 08:46 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 22, 2020 08:46 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 08:46 PM (n4scg)
"Not His Brain.
His Heart."
____________________
LOL. That's funny: Our candidate is clearly senile, but vote for him anyway.
Yeah, the guy known to his senate colleagues for years as "Greasy Joe," the guy who spent decades lying that his wife was killed by a drunk driver, the guy who plagiarized other candidates' speeches, the guy whose son (and brother) have done nothing for years but sell access to Joe and take huge pay-offs from foreign companies for their influence with Joe, the senator who was known to be bought and paid for by the Delaware banks that he routinely pushed through favorable laws for (laws that hurt consumers but were great for banks and credit card companies) -- yeah, that's the guy with the great heart that you should trust, voters.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2020 08:46 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Tami
I use a web browser app called Dolphin. Have for over ten years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 08:46 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2020 08:47 PM (dOV9E)
If it were republicans I would say that 1 dollar amount is just above the fee to process the donation. But its Dems and they are known to dumber than rocks. Does anyone know what dollar figure is break even for a donation to the Dumbocrats.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 22, 2020 08:47 PM (cCxiu)
https://tinyurl.com/y7g7os83
Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 22, 2020 08:48 PM (fIDYQ)
Posted by: jdw at April 22, 2020 08:48 PM (Ep3u+)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 08:48 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 22, 2020 08:48 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 08:45 PM (786Ro)
Yes. If a chimp with covid-19 rips your face off, you were killed by coronavirus.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 22, 2020 08:49 PM (8B6Ng)
them don't cover their nose. ??? I don't know. My personal favorite was
the guy who walks up to the counter, then removes his mask to talk to
the clerk. Then there was the guy in the parking lot who pulls in
wearing a mask, then takes it off to go inside the store.
I see that happening in grocery stores. They are wearing a mask and when they talk to someone they pull the mask down. Maybe can't get Flu Manchu when you are talking
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 08:49 PM (6FcWQ)
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 08:49 PM (gLRfa)
You lose face.
Posted by: Xi Jinping at April 22, 2020 08:49 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 22, 2020 08:47 PM (cCxiu)
$60,000,000.00
Posted by: Hillary at April 22, 2020 08:49 PM (jol/7)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 08:50 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 22, 2020 08:48 PM (7ZQe3)
Pretty sure Tucker saw the writing on the wall a while back. He'll just keep pushing, but not too hard for as long as he can.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 22, 2020 08:50 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Hands at April 22, 2020 08:45 PM (786Ro)
Chuck Heston: Don't get me started
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 08:50 PM (6FcWQ)
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Daaaamn these masks are so soft and cuddly compared to those hard ass shells we had to use before!
Posted by: Hermit Crabs at April 22, 2020 08:50 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 22, 2020 08:47 PM (cCxiu)
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Mail them a check for two cents and see if they are dumb enough to process it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 08:50 PM (WEBkv)
The New Scarlet Letters - Made in China
https://www.virtualmirage.org/the-scarlet-letters/
Posted by: rd at April 22, 2020 08:51 PM (+0uDE)
Well, your qualifications seem to be in order. Wait, what's this? $1 to the Democrat Party? In 2020?
Bye.
Posted by: St Peter at April 22, 2020 08:51 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 08:52 PM (COzlW)
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The best one I see is someone driving around, alone, in their own car with a mask on. WTF? Do you wear one in your own house?
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 22, 2020 08:52 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 22, 2020 08:52 PM (cCxiu)
That would be a great song selection for the ONT. Also, it's not Zappa.
Posted by: Tuna
Uh-oh.
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 08:52 PM (arJlL)
Mrs VIA got mad when I told her the circumstances.
And Grammy and we go back to her Mamma Winger days.
(Yeh....get off my yard)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2020 08:53 PM (wUNZZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 08:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 08:52 PM (COzlW)
Actually, no. As she herself said, "A nice Jewish girl from Cincinnati."
Real name - Theodosia Goodman.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:54 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Hands
Joe Exotic FTW!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 08:54 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 08:54 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 22, 2020 08:47 PM (cCxiu)
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Wait several more years and we'll finally - finally - break even. We'll be able to outraise the Republicans for the first time in many years. Because once the Party and State are inevitably merged, all of GNP will belong to us.
Well... except for the part that belongs to the Army, and the part that belongs to the intelligence organs and their media arms.
But you get the picture.
Posted by: The DNC at April 22, 2020 08:54 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2020 08:54 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 08:54 PM (gLRfa)
*****
We don't want his ass here either.
Posted by: Beezelbub, Not Trying to Keep Hell a More Respectable Establishment at April 22, 2020 08:54 PM (+dsLj)
He and Malkin would be unstoppable.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 22, 2020 08:55 PM (Oll4K)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 08:56 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 08:54 PM (md3fh)
**************
I've been going maskless as well. It's my version of throwing the tea into the harbor. Not quite as brave but I gotta start somewhere.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Wearing an N95 Mask at April 22, 2020 08:56 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
I still love her but man she's angry these days about being semi-blacklisted.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 08:57 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 22, 2020 08:59 PM (Oll4K)
that person can be understood. The mask muffles the voice.
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Not at all. I find you can be understood quite clearly if you only ennunciate thoroughly and shout just a little.
Posted by: Bane at April 22, 2020 08:59 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: jmel at April 22, 2020 08:59 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: eastofsuez at April 22, 2020 09:00 PM (U2zca)
(Yeh....get off my yard)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2020 08:53 PM (wUNZZ)''
I chipped in too. By any chance did you migrate from that ..cough, cough...site run by the bicycle rider who shall remain nameless? I remembered Grammie from there when I first started lurking here.
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 09:00 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 22, 2020 09:01 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: dantesed at April 22, 2020 09:01 PM (88xKn)
You all are the greatest people on earth.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:01 PM (TsX0v)
Here's a good overview of the kung flu debacle for the last three months.
https://tinyurl.com/ybtgfvup
Posted by: Grog at April 22, 2020 09:01 PM (weXmt)
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2020 07:52 PM (Dhht7)
that's horrible.
prayers up for you, olddog in mo.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 09:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:01 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Dingbat at April 22, 2020 09:02 PM (BB9Pz)
Absolutely.
Many of us washed up on these hallowed shores.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2020 09:03 PM (wUNZZ)
Yeah, my husband goes maskless and he goes to the store almost every day. No pushback from anyone yet.
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 09:04 PM (gLRfa)
So tragic. Reach out to those who are struggling right now. The media is driving up the panic trying to get people struggling mentally and emotionally to kill themselves. Murder by proxy.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 09:04 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 09:05 PM (K22Va)
It will float up on a beach one day.
Maybe on a pineapple from under the sea.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 09:05 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at April 22, 2020 09:05 PM (BsCoj)
Along those lines, IIRC I was the one that suggested Mama Winger change her name to Grammy winner as she was always talking about her grandkids. I wonder if Grammy remembers that, or maybe I'm crazy.
It's great to see the success of her GoFundMe. There's awesome people posting here, but we all knew that before. This response rocks.
Posted by: Farmer at April 22, 2020 09:05 PM (D5sHh)
cough...site run by the bicycle rider who shall remain nameless? I
remembered Grammie from there when I first started lurking here.
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 09:00 PM (gLRfa)
cough cough? The plague!!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 09:05 PM (6FcWQ)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:05 PM (md3fh)
The concentration of stupid is frightening.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 09:05 PM (fKRmr)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 09:06 PM (nvc6v)
Brazoria County added 37 new cases today. However, 30 of them are in state prisons here in beautiful Rosharon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 09:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: eva3071 at April 22, 2020 09:06 PM (BLD3p)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:07 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Baldy at April 22, 2020 09:07 PM (OLCH5)
I have a good friend in NY/NJ area. Her niece had the virus and rec'd a false negative test. Meanwhile her husband tested positive as did her toddler--and both showed no symptoms. Just anecdotal but perhaps the test you rec'd was not accurate. Will keep praying for you!
Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 09:07 PM (ybC9u)
It will float up on a beach one day.
Maybe on a pineapple from under the sea.
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Now, that's funny. Bravo.
Posted by: Dingbat at April 22, 2020 09:07 PM (BB9Pz)
Signaling virtue takes real effort. And psychotic focus. And obsession.
And invisible friends.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 09:08 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:09 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:09 PM (TsX0v)
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 09:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 22, 2020 09:10 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 09:10 PM (jol/7)
452 He's not Paul Ryan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 08:36 PM (Ibl1K)
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Now there is someone who betrayed the people.
2 years to push through multiple funding bills for government, instead of the omnibus crap and he did nothing.
We could have been on better fiscal footing for this corona crap and Ryan sold us out.
I despise that man more than I despise Pelosi.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 08:40 PM (WEBkv) Make that a double. RYan is THE reason we have Pelosi.
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at April 22, 2020 09:10 PM (xXx5y)
The situation is truly desperate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 09:11 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 09:11 PM (cF8AT)
Grammie, it's simple.
We love you and the Rev.
You make our day by accepting our donations.
Thanks for being you!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 09:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:11 PM (md3fh)
This is turning into one long, never-ending Halloween.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 09:11 PM (LqByZ)
Because mocking is the best.
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 09:10 PM (jol/7) "
Oh, that is just too good !
With strings going around the side mirrors !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 22, 2020 09:12 PM (cqteU)
'' I would sooner wear a yellow star than a mask. If a store demands a
mask, I will go somewhere else. There is a term for my attitude, and the
acronym is LOLGF. I suspect there are a few who share my feelings.''
Yeah, my husband goes maskless and he goes to the store almost every day. No pushback from anyone yet.
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2020 09:04 PM (gLRfa)
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i only wear a mask at the one or two shops here inside Lost Angels boundaries where i regularly shop anyway. i've shifted most of my shopping outside of the city limits.
not because i GAF, but because i don't need the people i see several times a week year round, and who have been very good to me over the years, and more so now, selling me "stashed" goods like TP on occasion, to get hung out to dry by some government asshole because i don't have a mask on.
everywhere else, i just tell people that, as i am US Army retired, i have a life time exemption from doing stupid shit because some moron said i should.
the looks that gets me are priceless.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 22, 2020 09:12 PM (YtJs4)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 09:06 PM (nvc6v)
My local grocery store is kind of expensive but I'm going there for the duration because they're the only ones around that haven't gone batshit crazy. I actually mentioned to one of the employees how nice and normal it was in there, and he said, "that's what we're trying for."
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 09:12 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at April 22, 2020 09:10 PM (xXx5y)
I said those exact words to my husband yesterday. Truly a useless POS.
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 09:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 09:12 PM (bPH26)
Call me when it does.
And call me if you see Corn Pop in one of your fever dreams.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2020 09:12 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Mike at April 22, 2020 09:12 PM (MOTel)
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 09:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 09:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:05 PM (md3fh)
I actually don't remember how I got here. It might have been a link from Insty, or perhaps from the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, where I was a regular for a while.
This is my home.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 09:13 PM (2JVJo)
grammie if this keeps up you'll be able to buy a new house! LOL!
I say keep it going until it dies. Good for you grammie!
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 09:14 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:14 PM (md3fh)
Has it occurred to Anyone that these prisoners are getting the chinese virus from someone on the OUTSIDE?
In other words, the prisoners are safe. The Problem are the employees.
So, the solution is NOT to release the prisoners because that solves nothing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 09:14 PM (LqByZ)
Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2020 09:15 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2020 09:15 PM (TQ/zJ)
Went shopping at Kroger today. No cleaning supplies or rice (of all things) but there was tons of off-brand TP and there was even paper towels. Either the panic buying is subsiding or the supply chain is adapting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2020 09:15 PM (XL/Lc)
Posted by: Ex-ex at April 22, 2020 09:15 PM (RU4sa)
If I wrote a song about them, what should I call it?
Posted by: Ted Nugent, Detroit, Michigan at April 22, 2020 09:16 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 09:16 PM (fKRmr)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:17 PM (md3fh)
I'm sure you're right, one of my cousin's kids has it and he's a prison guard.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 09:17 PM (OzQGF)
If I wrote a song about them, what should I call it?
Posted by: Ted Nugent, Detroit, Michigan at April 22, 2020 09:16 PM (gAXBD)
Coughy Cats?
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 09:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2020 09:17 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Dingbat at April 22, 2020 09:18 PM (BB9Pz)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:05 PM (md3fh)
I actually don't remember how I got here. It might have been a link from Insty, or perhaps from the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, where I was a regular for a while.
This is my home.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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I recall specifically. I was browsing Twitchy, and came upon a tweet (or comment about a post, possibly a link) that Malkin mentioned. Having read it, I said to myself, "This Ace fellow seems to have his head screwed on right."
Followed the link, and, for better or worse, here I've been ever since.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 09:18 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: Johnny Cash at April 22, 2020 09:18 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Emmie at April 22, 2020 09:18 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:18 PM (TsX0v)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:17 PM (md3fh)
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Probably go on a Taco Bell bender...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 22, 2020 09:18 PM (CAJOC)
I dont know why I found this so funny. But I did, thank you. You meant negative test though. But we all knew that.
Ace, I hope you feel better in the morning, then on your way back to 100%.
Posted by: MikeM at April 22, 2020 09:19 PM (br5au)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 09:19 PM (6FcWQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 08:08 PM (TdMsT)
Ace is the glue that holds this charade of a blog together. Think of life without AoSHQ and hit the tip jar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 09:20 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ruthless
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Use it to sop up all of the bleach that they bought.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 09:20 PM (cGzEU)
I do wear a mask when going into stores, because it makes sense to me, and I'm comfortable with it, after some Asia travels, where it is much more normal (you wear one when you're sick, out of courtesy, or if you're doing a job like cleaning subway stations, with lots of people going past).
Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2020 09:20 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Tentotwo at April 22, 2020 09:20 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 22, 2020 09:20 PM (cqteU)
TP we have, as BJ's only sells in jumbo sizes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2020 09:20 PM (wUNZZ)
I'm thinking the mouse population in the garage will be living in luxury for a long time.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 09:21 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: April at April 22, 2020 09:21 PM (OX9vb)
This is no time for them to be without their shepherd.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:21 PM (TsX0v)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Emmie
They just keep germs off your hands as long as you remove them correctly. You can still spread contaminates everywhere once they are on the gloves.
Posted by: Aviator at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (0FTCx)
So, the solution is NOT to release the prisoners because that solves nothing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 09:14 PM (LqByZ)
Logic has no home here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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The panic curve is bending.
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (Xt7n2)
https://tinyurl.com/ybn66mj6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: April at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2020 09:23 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 22, 2020 09:24 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 09:24 PM (WZ5i4)
Grammie it's a joy and a win for all of us to be able to make a difference for someone, and even better someone we care about.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 09:24 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 09:25 PM (jol/7)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:25 PM (TsX0v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Why ?
What are ya doin' ?
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 09:25 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Dingbat at April 22, 2020 09:25 PM (BB9Pz)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:26 PM (md3fh)
Also if you don't want to do gfm.......Ben Had has an alternative
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 22, 2020 09:26 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:27 PM (TsX0v)
That reminds me, I wonder if Bradley Manning has stopped pretending he's a little girl now that his plan to subvert justice has succeeded.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 09:27 PM (LqByZ)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:27 PM (md3fh)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/AoJjX2aVp4Tu/
Posted by: Ex-ex at April 22, 2020 09:27 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 09:27 PM (DvmYZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 09:28 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2020 09:25 PM (jol/7)
It was a graveyard smash
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 09:28 PM (6FcWQ)
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 09:28 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2020 09:29 PM (XhWtx)
I lurked for a lot of years and this is my third nic.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 22, 2020 09:29 PM (JY8Ei)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:29 PM (Xt7n2)
You are an idiot that has something resting on your control key. Yes that was me, and no I won't tell you what it was.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 09:29 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Rough as hell, I can tell you. I'm red all over.
Posted by: The Bishop at April 22, 2020 09:30 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:27 PM (TsX0v)
You and me both girlfriend!
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at April 22, 2020 09:30 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Aviator at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (0FTCx)
That makes sense. So if I don't wear gloves I'm not increasing anyone's risk outside my own household.
Posted by: Emmie at April 22, 2020 09:30 PM (ouBhA)
I like Goodman's idea and dislike that Andi dissed her. At the same time, I'm a believer in following what the ACTUAL science says. If *actual* science says her plan is 90% safe or so, I say go for it.
This is the problem... even science has been hijacked. I don't want to hear from spinners who demand we quarantine forever. I want to see and hear the actual science and figure things out for myself.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 09:29 PM (b+qEC)
Imma guess Cocktail or creature
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:31 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:31 PM (Xt7n2)
Okay it was a plate.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 09:31 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:32 PM (TsX0v)
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I have a good friend like this. He will not even go outside without a mask.
Our county pop. is 260,000, we've had a total of 46 cases. 3 deaths. The only death on which I have info was an 80 year old vet, with other problems.
I'm not even going to calculate the percentages. As an engineer, I can say that the numbers are so small as to be ignorable noise. But, this guy is just certain that he can 'Get it from the air.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 09:33 PM (ysC0S)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:33 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: Iris at April 22, 2020 09:33 PM (6lKe4)
Sounds like it's routine, not diagnostic, so that's good.
And I would expect any virus that ran into you would self quarantine for 14 days just to be safe!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 09:33 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: setnaffa at April 22, 2020 09:33 PM (c4NCi)
Posted by: Emmie
That's correct.
Posted by: Aviator at April 22, 2020 09:34 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (Xt7n2)
This.
Want to be able to tell the worried child that I'm doing All The Things. We're going through a stressful family time - another child just diagnosed with cancer- and it's a small price to pay to keep things calm.
But yeah- maskless in spirit.
Posted by: Sal at April 22, 2020 09:34 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:34 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: The Bishop
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I had a sock stick to my hand this morning, like velcro.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 09:34 PM (ysC0S)
We are getting a $4 refund and I am going to make them mail me the check so I can frame it.
If I don't frame it, I can pay for a drink and fries add-on at Burger King.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2020 09:34 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2020 08:37 PM (2JVJo)
Dr Jill got the diploma.
GUESS WHO IS GETTING THE FARM HOUSE!!!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 09:35 PM (WyVLE)
...
But, this guy is just certain that he can 'Get it from the air.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 09:33 PM (ysC0S)
Yeah, that's not rational. I don't know how to deal with that kind of belief.
Sorry, man.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2020 09:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jordan61
lol. Good on them!
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 09:35 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2020 09:35 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 09:36 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:36 PM (TsX0v)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:36 PM (md3fh)
I got busy prepping some baked ziti in the kitchen and then sat down to read a book after popping in here for a moment.
Finally, when I hit a break in my book, my senses took over and I began to hear the tv show in the background and it was this incessant bunch of women nattering and complaining. It is some show where people get married right off and then I guess bitch about how bad it is.
How the hell can people listen to women bitching about what their husbands did wrong for entertainment?
Shouldn't you turn on the television to tune out your wife complaining?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 22, 2020 09:37 PM (ZotRQ)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:37 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 09:37 PM (LqByZ)
Price? $7 for an 8-oz bottle.
Pass!
Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2020 09:38 PM (whOIk)
Posted by: Ruthless at April
If it's black, fight back
If it's brown, lie down,
If it's white, good night
If it's gummy, ??
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 09:38 PM (WWe1O)
Posted by: Cheriebebe
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Cockatiels are creatures too!
Oh, wait...'Cocktail'. Never mind.
Posted by: PETA SJW at April 22, 2020 09:38 PM (hnA3K)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 09:38 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:38 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Cloaking Device Back On at April 22, 2020 09:39 PM (4PGGt)
Posted by: PETA SJW at April 22, 2020 09:39 PM (hnA3K)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 09:39 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: THE HAG at April 22, 2020 09:39 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Menack at April 22, 2020 09:40 PM (buTO7)
I put it in the back seat of my car today, buckled it in and put a Mariners cap on him.
Heh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 09:40 PM (JDC5I)
Posted by: Emmie
That's correct.
Posted by: Aviator
I should qualify that somewhat. If you have germs on your hands and you put gloves on it might prevent you transferring germs to something you touch which then could be transferred to another. That isn't the primary reason for wearing gloves though.
Posted by: Aviator at April 22, 2020 09:40 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (WyVLE)
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I have a Treasury check for $0.60
Posted by: PETA SJW at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (hnA3K)
Oh, wait...'Cocktail'. Never mind.
Posted by: PETA SJW at April 22, 2020 09:38 PM (hnA3K)
I have a cockatiel. He's a jerk.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (OzQGF)
Monday morning I was sleeping, and my sister had been up all night cleaning the house.
Anyway, I heard The View come on. OMG. My blood pressure starts going up.
I yelled at my sister, "would you please change the channel or turn that off?" Of course she's obstinate. "Why?" I just said "I can't stand listening to those cows." She mouthed off, I didn't hear exactly what she said.
Then I asked her to at least turn it down, at which time... she turned it off. I thanked her and she said you're welcome.
Life is just too short anymore...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (hnA3K)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (dUJdY)
I put it in the back seat of my car today, buckled it in and put a Mariners cap on him.
Heh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 09:40 PM (JDC5I)
Because baseball is dead?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 09:40 PM (JDC5I)
I've got one of those too! I keep mine inside my meat.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2020 09:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (dUJdY)
Boobs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 09:42 PM (b+qEC)
If it's brown, lie down,
If it's white, good night
If it's gummy, ??
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 09:38 PM (WWe1O)
If it's gummy, then bite!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 09:42 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (dUJdY)
Boobs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah. Biden and Kerry.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 09:43 PM (b+qEC)
Non-emergency surgeries starting back in Cali. The idiot brigade can't criticize Newsom without damaging him for '24.
Here we go.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 09:43 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 09:43 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 09:43 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:37 PM (Xt7n2)
Thank you! I should mention that they are all adults: another reason we stick to the rules, b/c we're old. But it is hard not being in the same city anymore, near enough to help.
Posted by: Sal at April 22, 2020 09:43 PM (bo8pf)
There has to be a hell of a tax write off for that pack of losers.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 09:43 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: Aviator at April 22, 2020 09:22 PM (0FTCx)
The trick is not contaminating yourself when you put that back on every day until they wear out.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 22, 2020 09:44 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)
Anyway, I heard The View come on. OMG. My blood pressure starts going up.
.....
That's just uncalled for.
Imagine having a romantic dream and Joy Behar enters into your subconscious in the midst of it.
That'd make a man wake up, go Into the bathroom, and ram a toothbrush up your nostril until you pierced your brain.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 22, 2020 09:44 PM (ZotRQ)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:41 PM (md3fh)
Whiskey can do magic. And get well soon, sir.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) , Masks are Useless at April 22, 2020 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 09:44 PM (JDC5I)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 09:44 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 09:45 PM (K22Va)
There has to be a hell of a tax write off for that pack of losers.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 09:43 PM (Eb+fP)
Hubs is a Dodgers fan; he just showed me a pic of a Dodgers face mask that said they had been recalled due to a choking hazard. I laughed my ass off. He didn't think it was funny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 09:45 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2020 09:45 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 09:45 PM (JKNZq)
This is my gun...
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 09:45 PM (K22Va)
It's got cream filling
So does this one
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 09:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:46 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 09:46 PM (JDC5I)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at April 22, 2020 09:46 PM (2oYEN)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 09:46 PM (Eb+fP)
Wear that funky mask, white boy....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 09:46 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 09:46 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:47 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:47 PM (TsX0v)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)
Why did I even bother to ask.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 09:47 PM (dUJdY)
Dash of honey
Jack Daniel's
Makes a good hot toddy and will break up most any congestion.
Been using that for years as a cure.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 09:48 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 22, 2020 09:48 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
There has to be a hell of a tax write off for that pack of losers.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 09:43 PM (Eb+fP)
Hubs is a Dodgers fan; he just showed me a pic of a Dodgers face mask that said they had been recalled due to a choking hazard. I laughed my ass off. He didn't think it was funny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 09:45 PM (OzQGF)
The Mariners still have a long way to go, before they can be considered to be "chokers".
Someday, someday.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 09:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 09:48 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:48 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 09:49 PM (LqByZ)
Have we ever had a best Hangover remedy thread?
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https://www.maangchi.com/recipe/ppyeo-haejangguk
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 09:49 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:49 PM (TsX0v)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
CA has 2 football teams??
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 09:50 PM (LqByZ)
Hmm, I have a little jar of ginger. Think I will try it. I have tried
baking soda, apple cider vinegar, Pepto, and laying off of spicy foods.
This has been going on for at least a week or two.
Get drunk and lay under the covers and sweat it out! Cold shower for a fever.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 09:50 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 09:50 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 09:50 PM (LqByZ)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:50 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E)
Birds are jerks. Here's a cockatoo being particularly jerky and knocking shit over:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpGMrt1mTbU
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E)
Baby seal fur.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (JCrfD)
Dude asked some questions, checked my temperature, listened to my lungs, and then agreed with me that I had an issue. I'm going in to the surgery tomorrow morning at 0930 for a heart catheter. Doc's words - "if it's just plaque, we'll give you an angioplasty on the spot or maybe a stint in the adjacent artery if that one's clogged up now. If we find the blockage occurring at the juncture of the two arteries, we'll have you in for bypass surgery on either Friday or Monday".
Fuck. Me. Dude spouts out bypass surgery like he's asking me if I want fries or chips with my sammich.
Anyway, I'll know what up tomorrow. I'll let youse lot know when I wake up from the good drugs.
Posted by: BifBewalkski at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:52 PM (TsX0v)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 09:53 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: BifBewalkski at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (VcFUs)
Good luck.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 09:53 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: ALH at April 22, 2020 07:33 PM (Lhcx9)
This is what I gave my kid yesterday for sinus issues.
Posted by: CN at April 22, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 09:53 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:52 PM (TsX0v)
Heh. Nope. The work thing is really cutting into my commenting time!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 09:54 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:54 PM (md3fh)
Good luck. Three friends of mine are recovering fine right now from theirs. Apparently it's just no big deal anymore. ?!?! If you say so, Doc!
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2020 09:54 PM (8eSmR)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 09:54 PM (TsX0v)
$10 billion a year in revenues for the league, and 30% of that comes from ticket sales alone, so figuring dead average ticket prices and attendance in California, then you're looking at $1.2 billion tickets alone, plus concessions, parking, nearby bar revenues, etc.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 09:54 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 09:55 PM (Xt7n2)
Oh goodness. Please keep us posted and prayers sent.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 09:55 PM (dUJdY)
Which is why we should be like Cuba. Or something.
You're going to be fine--better, even. Hell, with three stents I am practically bionic now. Total time in the OR for the two procedures? Maybe an hour.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 09:55 PM (JCrfD)
Sounds like an unflappable pro, you're in good hands.
Plus, I'm betting we will all pray you through it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 22, 2020 09:55 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:47 PM (md3fh)
GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 22, 2020 09:55 PM (VqNuf)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 09:56 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 09:56 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2020 09:57 PM (3fR4G)
The A's are always in the playoffs. Somehow.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 09:57 PM (JCrfD)
Dennis Miller: The difference between Nancy Pelosi and her freezer is that when she opens her trap, the light doesn't come on.
To Hannity: Is there a gas station between me and the end of this question, 'cause I'm running on fumes now?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 09:57 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E)
Baby seal fur.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Snail Darter oil, as a dietary supplement.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 09:57 PM (ysC0S)
Oh, well. It'll be there in a few weeks when I get back on my feet.
Posted by: BifBewalkski at April 22, 2020 09:57 PM (VcFUs)
I was awake during my heart cath and when they placed my stent. I did officially have a heart attack.they made me stay for 3 days. Worst part is when they pull the catheter out and they have to apply manual pressure for 30 mins. Because of all the blood thinners. Good luck tomorrow!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 22, 2020 09:57 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: BifBewalkski at April 22, 2020 09:57 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2020 09:57 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 09:57 PM (f1Vqw)
That was great. Plus when he said she talks so much you have to hood her like a falcon so you can get some sleep.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 09:58 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
That's giving SD a lot of credit, isn't it?
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (WWe1O)
Five.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (JCrfD)
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Angels
Dodgers
Giants
Athletics
ummm oh, yeah
Padres.
Yeah, 4 is right.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (WEBkv)
I put it in the back seat of my car today, buckled it in and put a Mariners cap on him.
Heh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 09:40 PM (JDC5I)
I don't think that qualifies you for the HOV lane
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Aviator at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (0FTCx)
I wish you luck friend. Hope you get stents. I got 3 twice and my stay was more for the hole they fished them though to heal than anything else. Painless and I went in while I was having a heart attack. Plus I got to watch it on tv.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Sal at April 22, 2020 10:00 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: BifBewalkski at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (VcFUs)
Oh gosh Bif! Prayers up and I like the sound of your doc. Lol!
Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 10:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Brian at April 22, 2020 10:00 PM (tFiTQ)
Posted by: It Almost Appliesto an ONT at April 22, 2020 10:00 PM (zcvbQ)
I'll pull through, you all have gotten me through my back surgery and my first stint.
Posted by: BifBewalkski at April 22, 2020 10:00 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 09:53 PM (JKNZq)
Grandma used to recommend schnapps for intestinal spasms
Posted by: CN at April 22, 2020 10:01 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 10:01 PM (V2Yro)
I put it in the back seat of my car today, buckled it in and put a Mariners cap on him.
Heh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 09:40 PM (JDC5I)
I don't think that qualifies you for the HOV lane
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (WyVLE)
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Motorcycle escort for the internment. Ah, the Seattle Mariners, alas and farewell!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 10:02 PM (WEBkv)
I put it in the back seat of my car today, buckled it in and put a Mariners cap on him.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 09:40 PM (JDC5I)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 22, 2020 10:02 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: BifBewalkski at April 22, 2020 10:03 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 10:03 PM (arJlL)
placed my stent. I did officially have a heart attack.they made me stay
for 3 days. Posted by: lin-duh at April 22, 2020 09:57 PM
Same thing for me. They actually had me laying where I could watch the monitor as they put the stents in. It was freaky. Then the cardiologist says, "It wasn't that bad, you'd have lived if even if you didn't come in."
Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 22, 2020 10:04 PM (fIDYQ)
1) the beauty and majesty of nature
2) the power and accomplishments of man
3) man in disharmony with Nature
The sequence of the demolition of the Cabrinia Green housing projects is absolutely brilliant! Take it as a metaphor for Governement overreach and liberal hubris.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 10:04 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 22, 2020 10:04 PM (fIDYQ)
Anyway, I'll know what up tomorrow. I'll let youse lot know when I wake up from the good drugs.
Posted by: BifBewalkski
Afterwards, you get fries
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2020 10:06 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 08:31 PM (n4scg)
Speaking of, I got an email today about some emergency grant money for students to use for housing & food, etc.
I graduated a year and a half ago.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 08:46 PM (OzQGF)
They expelled the students months ago. It is too late for them, that money will be stolen.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 22, 2020 10:07 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Emmie at April 22, 2020 10:15 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Emmie at April 22, 2020 10:15 PM (ouBhA)
The empathy card is in their hand and they play it often. Doesn't mean they have any.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2020 10:27 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:36 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: The Buz at April 22, 2020 10:46 PM (1PQRV)
Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E)
Baby seal fur.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Interesting bit of trivia here. It takes 56 baby seals to make a queen sized comforter. They sold them in the haji mart on bagram. There is nothing like snuggling into 56 dead baby seals while a blizzard rattles the windows.
Posted by: Fra Filippo at April 22, 2020 10:59 PM (7MUvN)
Posted by: GCM at April 22, 2020 11:11 PM (M7/Ci)
Posted by: The Buz at April 22, 2020 11:53 PM (1PQRV)
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