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Backup Presidential Candidate Andrew Cuomo: If You're Out of Money Because You're Locked Out of Your Nonessential Job, Just Take an "Essential" Job
LearnToCodeRed, Axeman says.
Yeah, I guess I might as well just go ahead and take that EMT qualification test. Should only take me an hour or so of cramming, I figure. And then, snap, I'll be on a "bus" saying "start a drip of lactated Ringers, stat!" by the end of the week.A reporter asked Gov. Cuomo what he’d say to New Yorkers who want to go back to work because they’re running out of money, to which he replied, “economic hardship doesn’t equal death”
— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 22, 2020
“You want to go to work? Go take a job as an essential worker” he added https://t.co/BgwoOZsQRy pic.twitter.com/WxGQxtg49p
New York state just issued a drastic new guideline urging emergency services workers not to bother trying to revive anyone without a pulse when they get to a scene, amid an overload of coronavirus patients. While paramedics were previously told to spend up to 20 minutes trying to revive people found in cardiac arrest, the change is "necessary during the COVID-19 response to protect the health and safety of EMS providers by limiting their exposure, conserve resources, and ensure optimal use of equipment to save the greatest number of lives,"’ according to a state Health Department memo issued last week. First responders were outraged over the move. "They're not giving people a second chance to live anymore," Oren Barzilay, head of the city union whose members include uniformed EMTs and paramedics, fumed of state officials. "Our job is to bring patients back to life. This guideline takes that away from us," he said.Let's check out Andrew Cuomo's latest display of hypercompetentce -- he's been sending sick old people back to their nursing homes to infect other elderly, at-risk people. And he wasn't even aware he was doing that.
New York’s health commissioner on Monday defended a directive that requires nursing homes to readmit residents who've tested positive for the coronavirus -- as Gov. Andrew Cuomo revealed he didn't know the policy was in place. Cuomo was asked about the state’s policy on admitting or readmitting to nursing homes people who'd tested positive for COVID-19. "That’s a good question, I don't know," the governor said. Cuomo's startling admission came days after the state revealed last week that at least 3,316 people in nursing homes and adult care facilities had died of coronavirus at their residences or in hospitals across the state. That tally -- which officials have said is likely an undercount -- included at least 2,056 deaths in New York City. Updated statistics released Monday afternoon increased the death toll to 3,448 as of Sunday, with 2,105 in the Big Apple. Health Commissioner Howard Zucker, to whom Cuomo referred the question, said that under the state’s policy, "if you are positive [for coronavirus], you should be admitted back to a nursing home." "The necessary precautions will be taken to protect the other residents there," he said during Cuomo’s daily coronavirus briefing in Albany. Zucker was asked to explain how the policy could be justified, given how state officials have repeatedly said how quickly the virus can spread and how vulnerable nursing home residents are to COVID-19.Wow. Andrew Cuomo sure is beating this coronavirus -- with Science.
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Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 03:51 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 22, 2020 03:52 PM (UUBmN)
Democrats will continue to overstep, they can't help themselves.
Posted by: Blago at April 22, 2020 03:52 PM (sjTfF)
I was watching some doctors and other medical staff yelling the other day, saying, please... WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO TRAIN PEOPLE OFF THE STREET!
no doubt
what a dumbsht
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 22, 2020 03:52 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 22, 2020 03:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
services workers not to bother trying to revive anyone without a pulse
when they get to a scene, amid an overload of coronavirus patients.
What about putting them on the cart? Where do they stand on that?
Posted by: pep at April 22, 2020 03:52 PM (T6t7i)
Condescension isn't even the word for Cuomo's attitude. It's just outright sneering disdain that people would have the temerity to want to work in a job that person picks.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 03:52 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: California to New York at April 22, 2020 03:52 PM (sQq+E)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:53 PM (ptqGC)
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Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 03:54 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 03:54 PM (HIAkX)
Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2020 03:54 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 03:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 03:54 PM (akpIq)
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Posted by: El Kabong at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 03:52 PM (GbPPJ)
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I listened to Rush Limbaugh talk about this today. He called Cuomo's presser the "I'm governor and you're not" press conference.
It's hard to believe anyone can be that tone-deaf, but Cuomo here is our proof.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (/669Q)
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I support this 100%
If you're a a non-essential government worker and not required to be at work right now, your position is now part time and without benefits.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (DzzLM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:53 PM (ptqGC)
At least in a Godfather flick, everyone is running a risk of getting randomly whacked.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (qe5CM)
not in so many words but that was the gist
HOW DOES HE AVOID ANY BLAME?!? COME ON! he's a MORON!
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: politic uber alles at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (0hOKG)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (akpIq)
Posted by: Andrew Cuomoinette at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (b+qEC)
They can't spread the WuFlu if they're dead.
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Posted by: El Kabong at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (datdl)
is it possible all the "decent" dem candidates are sandbagging so as to not be associated with biden, because they know he's going down in flames?
or are they really just that oblivious...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (miJU3)
Old Native persons, if not thrown in the river/ocean, were often relegated to collecting dried buffalo turds to earn their keep.
New Yorkers should be put to work picking up shit in the subway tunnels.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolin at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (d6DSt)
Question: is "governor" an essential job?
Doesn't seem so to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (BA9Nh)
Everyone should apply to run for Governor.
They'd ALL likely be better than this ignorant fuck.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 03:54 PM (b+qEC)
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Trump said things that were common sense 20 years ago but no one prominent in politics would say anymore.
Like, "borders are good."
Really, Trump would have been a milquetoast Republican in 1992 in terms of policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: WOPR at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (FahzX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (akpIq)
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: jb at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (T2wkl)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: politic uber alles at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (0hOKG)
HOW DOES HE AVOID ANY BLAME?!? COME ON! he's a MORON!
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (j9HX3)
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He's a DEMOCRAT!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (wiXsO)
I took him at his word and left.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (gmo/4)
is it possible all the "decent" dem candidates are sandbagging so as to not be associated with biden, because they know he's going down in flames?
or are they really just that oblivious...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (8D42x)
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I might posit that politicians who rise to power in single party machines are simply not very good at politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (miJU3)
See if you can find ONE EMT that will NOT try to resuscitate a patient in front of their loved ones and instead say "SORRY! Rules say I can't."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
And my husband wonders why I refuse to join in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2020 03:58 PM (oiNtH)
I though he had it all under control and things were just peachy?
Do you think upstate NY are going to agree to any DNR Order?
Posted by: rd at April 22, 2020 03:58 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (miJU3)
I honestly don't know how many people would walk away from someone they could possibly save, just because Cuomo said so.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 03:58 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (gmo/4)
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"But you can't see Broadway."
-Sneering New Yorker, dying
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
how did this horrible person get elected governor
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 03:58 PM (iTXRQ)
In the Left corner, the defending champ, weighing in at a svelte 390 pounds, let's give a big hand to KDW!
And a fork lift.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2020 03:58 PM (Z4rgH)
is it possible all the "decent" dem candidates are sandbagging so as to not be associated with biden, because they know he's going down in flames?
or are they really just that oblivious...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2020 03:56 PM (8D42x)
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I might posit that politicians who rise to power in single party machines are simply not very good at politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
Never having to answer a single difficult question from an ass kissing press makes for weak candidates.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 22, 2020 03:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (Eicbe)
Lock this state down for good. The lunatics are running the asylum.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (8fB/R)
Is that about right?
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (kOpft)
And my husband wonders why I refuse to join in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
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"Does that mean that the rest of the country is doing worse than New York since Cuomo isn't in charge of the rest of the country?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (o2MD2)
Are "non-essential" businesses supposed to stay shut down and we continue social distancing until everyone is vaccinated? Has anyone run the numbers on how many trillions such a plan like that wipes out?
We were always told this was just so hospitals weren't flooded at once, now the goal posts have moved to where it's about life vs your 401k?
Posted by: Blago at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (sjTfF)
at least it's possible your legislature will stop her
in PA we're effed
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (j9HX3)
"rising from his basement like a buff, cable news Lazarus... "
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (HIAkX)
Pretty sure people who want to go to work consider that shit essential. That's why they do it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (H5knJ)
As it is, Trump Team will make a damn good ad out of it.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
Never having to answer a single difficult question from an ass kissing press makes for weak candidates.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 22, 2020 03:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
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But remember, Gavin Newsome is going to be a FORCE in 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
Old ladies in NY like my mother and her friends think he's so "masculine and handsome and such a great leader. He never rants or acts like a crazy person like OrangeManBad."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (SAK2A)
-Sneering New Yorker, dying
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
And you can't get mediocre Thai food at 3:00 a.m.!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (PHxng)
We got that yesterday from Inslee. I was livid. He actually said workplaces will not go back to normal until we have a vaccine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 03:52 PM (GbPPJ)
Just look at what his brother did. He was out and about without a mask after declaring to THE WORLD that he was Corona positive.
Then he had the NERVE to have his "coming out of the basement" party on his show 2 weeks later, as if he ever quarantined himself AT ALL.
FUCK that family. With a MACE.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
While his brother is fake coming out of quarantine.
For Thee but Not for Me
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 22, 2020 04:00 PM (8fB/R)
well I knew at the start that was gonna be bullcrap mostly b/c when Trump was saying "15 days to slow the spread" Wolf was saying "STAY IN YOUR HOMES FOREVER AND NEVER LEAVE" like a psycho.
so OF COURSE the goalposts are moved and we can't leave solitary confinement until there are zero cases / zero deaths. which will be all of never.
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:00 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 22, 2020 04:00 PM (dfRN6)
Gage Desoto got all the glory, but Dixie McCall was SMOKIN'
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 22, 2020 04:00 PM (OUPvl)
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (b+qEC)
Fantasyland
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (Xt7n2)
Trump: WTF? Harvard has $40 billion in the bank! They don't need it
Harvard: We are only using the stimulus to help our students pay for classes they aren't taking because we are closed
Everyone: ...?
Harvard: We didn't want your stupid stimulus money anyway.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (akpIq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (IwDj9)
When you listen to Cuomo and his Coastal fellow travelers you think please dear God do not let our Heartland gene pool ever be polluted by these buffoons.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (A2Qsq)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (IM40R)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (OUPvl)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (8fB/R)
Andy Cuomo he takes a stand
He will lead this country
to the promised land
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (XnG/+)
Some people can't get out for work or family reasons though, archer. We got lucky. In my case it was because the company I work for had just gone full work from home.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (jUVms)
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Also cartoonishly corrupt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
Just hold up signs like "Cuomo wants grandma to die!" Or "Cuomo doesn't want to breathing." Or "Cuomo says your nonessential." Then don't argue. Simply hold up another sign. "Cuomo is bad at Kung Flu fighting." Two outrages in one.
Posted by: WOPR at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (FahzX)
I was cracking up at Tucker's description of brother Fredo's miraculous recovery last night...
"rising from his basement like a buff, cable news Lazarus... "
When the TuCa is good, he's really, really good. I lol'd over that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
"rising from his basement like a buff, cable news Lazarus... "
Tucker was really AMAZING last night
wow he went OFF on AOC
whew it was really something!
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: James at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 22, 2020 04:00 PM (dfRN6)
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Exactly. Do they have any self awareness at all? They are actually dumb people.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (mrrpT)
And my husband wonders why I refuse to join in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
Can they name one specific thing he's done that Trump didn't give him prior? Whether that be guidance OR hardware?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (sGfPf)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (akpIq)
"Oh, Piss Boy!"
"yes sir"
"Hold that bucket still!"
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (mrrpT)
Well I'll be. The King DOES look like the piss boy.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 22, 2020 04:03 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: DanMan at April 22, 2020 04:03 PM (XTiHL)
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Our science was literally 98% wrong and it turned out nowhere near as many people died as we predicted even when our predictions accounted for social distancing and shutting everything down.
We're awesome!
Yay Scientism!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:03 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Latex Face Mask at April 22, 2020 04:03 PM (CQlcI)
So, I can bull$hit on that idea.
And, what a dick Cuomo is.
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 22, 2020 04:03 PM (haWye)
I see your Cuomo and raise my Whitmer. Bitch is saying some kind of stay at home orders for long time to come New Normal
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM
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Polk County Wisconsin Sheriff said Fuck Governor Tony Evers, and said that if businesses want to reopen, he will not arrest or harass if they try to take precautions.
Sounds like the County is on board, latest is that the County Health Department has to review the precautions and approve them.
One question, will the Wisconsin State Police try to overrule the Sheriff?
Posted by: rd at April 22, 2020 04:03 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: dantesed at April 22, 2020 04:03 PM (88xKn)
And my husband wonders why I refuse to join in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
just fill your frame with a picture of Trump.
I would use my Trump bobblehead, which I love. I take pictures of him everywhere like the traveling gnome. So do others in my family who have one.
It's hilarious.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 22, 2020 04:03 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:03 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 04:04 PM (R57n+)
Only for emergency personal. Only for those that serve the state. Only those the states considers "essential".
And now we have it. If you want to eat, serve the state.
Be-Neato Cuomo! "Nothing outside the State!"
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:04 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:04 PM (bDqIh)
very little difference for us in PA actually ... the ordering system for the few state stores offering curbside pickup doesn't work
and there are speakeasies popping up everywhere!
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:04 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 22, 2020 04:04 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 22, 2020 04:01 PM (8fB/R)
I am in EXCEPTIONAL company.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 04:04 PM (akpIq)
Ack! I just touched my nose after typing! Unclean! Unclean!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2020 04:04 PM (e1mEI)
I guarantee you that old girl will have a written order to resuscitate...or else.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (ptqGC)
.@staceyabrams says she would have "concerns" if @JoeBiden didn't choose a woman of color as a VP on @TheView:
"Women of color, particularly black women are the strongest part of the Democratic Party, the most loyal...we need a ticket that reflects the diversity of America."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Rona Barrett at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
I would certainly hope that to be the case. But I would like to hear the union leaders say, "No way, Cuomo, you Nazi cocksucker."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
The Midget is Bloomberg.
Posted by: rd at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
If I had Bloomberg's money, I would certainly have a few piss boys so that I didn't have to walk all the way to a bathroom just to piss.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (mrrpT)
This is the first time I have ever watched a clip of this guy. And now I never hated a person more. Go get bent Nipsy, and DIAF!
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (WWe1O)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (akpIq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 22, 2020 04:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
The State wants to decide who lives, huh?
Cuomo probably figures this saves NY in the long run since these people would be a "burden" on healthcare resources he'd pledged to extend to illegal immigrants in January, before the SHTF,
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:06 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (akpIq)
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Sure the fuck hope not!
Posted by: J. Smollet at April 22, 2020 04:06 PM (Eicbe)
OK, I'm beginning to wonder if consanguinity may be a factor in the Cuomos' problems.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 04:06 PM (Ibl1K)
Patient" What'd he say?
EMT: He said, "You're gonna die!"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 04:06 PM (Fc5rx)
Just chuck then in with China, Iran, Russia and all Disneylands.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 04:06 PM (DcsjI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 22, 2020 04:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Their blindly listening to oracles who use tools that they don't understand.
You know, science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:06 PM (LvTSG)
"And that's why we're working closely with the nursing home leadership and the individuals who are working in the nursing homes to protect those individuals who are coming back who have COVID-19 and went back to the nursing homes and where they came from," he said.
Dr Howard Zucker, M.D., J.D. is exactly why you don't put your trust in "experts". By all accounts he should be a pretty competent guy, right? George Washington University School of Medicine graduate at 22. Georgetown Law adjunct Professor. Board certified in six specialties.
And yet someone asks him why they're sending elderly Covid-19 positive patients into nursing homes, he answers with platitudinal bullshit.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:07 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (akpIq)
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They want to have sex with your thoughts and prayers!
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:07 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2020 04:07 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (jUVms)
They wouldn't need 100% media protection if they were smart.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:07 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (Hcsoi)
I really don't understand how this could possibly be legal. That's withholding care. Plus paramedics can't make that decision, only medical control (when they call the hospital) can.
This would be a huge legal shitstorm for the city, state and hospital.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 22, 2020 04:07 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2020 04:07 PM (YtJs4)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 22, 2020 04:07 PM (vPKfA)
Yes, the Second Wave will get us all if we go outside. They even had a graph made up by the models from the 30 year old U of M public health grad
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (PHxng)
I've got a gay dry cleaner who really knows how to do shirts.
I really miss having nice shirts to wear.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (T8A+w)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 22, 2020 04:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Their blindly listening to oracles who use tools that they don't understand.
You know, science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:06 PM (LvTSG)
I wonder if the interpretation of sheep entrails is an essential job?
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (oVJmc)
So he sends away a hospital ship but institutes a non resuscitation order? WTF?
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Good federal money in CV deaths.
Nipsey Hu$$le.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (Ibl1K)
Anything else, anything at all, is something that peons do because they can't get a government job. Maaaaaybe doctors and lawyers are exempt. Maybe. But everything else? You are losers.
People are just saying the quiet part out loud now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (GbPPJ)
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I'm assuming going through their pockets for loose change is still okay, though, right?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (PHxng)
We got that yesterday from Inslee. I was livid. He actually said workplaces will not go back to normal until we have a vaccine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:00 PM
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Not going to be a vaccine, that's a red herring.
While we have eliminated small pox which was/is a virus with a vaccine, this thing is closer to the common cold and humanity has been working on that vaccine for over 50 years and still isn't close to one.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (IwDj9)
the death toll higher in NY, so the country's statistics look worse, and
they can make trump look bad.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 03:54 PM (akpIq)
We've been wondering how there could be so many more dead in NY.
It's deliberate.
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (kOpft)
All of this "how dare they!" (which I agree with) but how about shutting them out instead of hoping they do the right thing?
Posted by: Blago at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (sjTfF)
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Nassim. Nicholas. Taleb.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (Eicbe)
Cuomo said America has NEVER been great.
Cuomo said Conservatives are NOT WELCOME in New York.
Cuomo said those against abortion should LEAVE New York.
Governor Cuomo is an evil piece of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)
"And that's why we're working closely with the nursing home leadership and the individuals who are working in the nursing homes to protect those individuals who are coming back who have COVID-19 and went back to the nursing homes and where they came from," he said.
Dr Howard Zucker, M.D., J.D. is exactly why you don't put your trust in "experts". By all accounts he should be a pretty competent guy, right? George Washington University School of Medicine graduate at 22. Georgetown Law adjunct Professor. Board certified in six specialties.
And yet someone asks him why they're sending elderly Covid-19 positive patients into nursing homes, he answers with platitudinal bullshit.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:07 PM (YYlyE)
If my Mom leaves her place she cannot come back for 14 days.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (akpIq)
LOL
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (b+qEC)
the few state stores offering curbside pickup doesn't work
Have you tried Amazon Fresh? The driver takes a pic of your license and drops it off.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (K22Va)
But if they're in the hospital where their family is not allowed in. . .?
I don't know about NY, but over in the UK the NHS workers are very comfortable doing this (those sick babies whose parents they prevented from feeding, or even taking them home), probably from years of experience putting down burdensome patients.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (bDqIh)
That's funny, I've been seeing some YT ads, which take Trump's words WAY out of context, saying how he's unfit...
They don't say who would be fit.
I saw Joe on a GOP vid yesterday, his face is all red and splotchy and open sores on his forehead, like he's sunburned.
Very strange.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (lg/F7)
Democrats will continue to overstep, they can't help themselves.
Posted by: Blago
I truly doubt that. They are just as obnoxiously stupid as the Big Wop in Albany is.
Fuck that guy, in particular. New York gets what they voted for and what they deserve.
Good and hard.
Just got finished watching a short video where random New Yorkers interviewed wanted the virus to go and kill more people if it meant Trump was not re-elected.
They're all assholes and deserve each other.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (DcsjI)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (Hcsoi)
"Suicide Squad" was funny when it was a man-hating movie huh hollywood?
Envisage random old ok boomers with pre existing conditions and pre existing arms taking it to reps of the state. Bcuz their hill to die on has been chosen for them.
Posted by: gonna get banned again at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (3hleI)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 22, 2020 04:10 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (GbPPJ)
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And of course part of that money gets kicked back to the DNC.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:10 PM (Eicbe)
Go to the Daily Mail and see Melania digging with a shovel in those spike heels. They are ragging on them for not socially distancing nor wearing masks.
They planted a tree for Earth Day or something.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8246331
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 04:10 PM (f1Vqw)
Didja see that the Tank is helping Brain Damage Biden pick a running mate?
.@staceyabrams says she would have "concerns" if @JoeBiden didn't choose a woman of color as a VP on @TheView:
"Women of color, particularly black women are the strongest part of
the Democratic Party, the most loyal...we need a ticket that reflects
the diversity of America."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Translation: Pick me, or I will complain like I have been complaining about how I was cheated out of being the rightful governor of Georgia.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2020 04:10 PM (sGfPf)
I saw Joe on a GOP vid yesterday, his face is all red and splotchy and open sores on his forehead, like he's sunburned.
Very strange.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (lg/F7)
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He's already being scorched by the flames that await him... soon.
Posted by: "Horn Pop," aka Lucifer at April 22, 2020 04:10 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (sGfPf)
They know they can say and do whatever they want and still be re-elected. Handily.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)
I said sure but they have NO contact phone number, email, or nothing. And he said oh? LOL
I am not going to hold my breath for my money
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (85Gof)
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Apparently we're developing a cold vaccine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (Ozpxd)
wait - for booze?!?!
I had not heard we were allowed to do that here
ordering alchohol for home delivery has some extra restrictions for us - some of which may have been relaxed I think. but I've not heard anyone using Amazon Fresh for spirits. we can order from an in-state distillery for delivery to the house (I think) but not many distilleries even offer that and the taxes are very very high
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (EV+4+)
Old and Busted: Nursing homes are unsafe havens of COVID-19
The New Hotness: Nursing homes are safer quarantine locations than our best hospitals.
Posted by: Roy at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (6Maah)
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Speaking of cartoonish, Harvard Magazine makes fun of homeschoolers and misspells "arithmetic".
https://bit.ly/3eLlFra
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (6Maah)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: MJ at April 22, 2020 04:12 PM (gAMkn)
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So.
Awkward.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:12 PM (IwDj9)
Both the fed and the state gov'ts are to blame for this economic destruction.
Granted, they believed people in trusted positions who produced BS models, but -
they're to blame for the economic destruction and displacement.
The Fed and all state gov'ts need to take a massive haircut.
Get back to basics - schools, safe streets, sanitation, etc that people need and toss away all, that is, every single one, of their libtard desires and cut their budgets to the bone.
That means firing gov't employees..and no Cuomo and other assorted fuckheads - that doesn't mean cutting police or firemen or sanitation workers or teachers - yo0u know, the gov't that people want.
For instance, in Texas, we have godawful property taxes, those need to be cut between 30 to 50 % permanently.
For most middle and working class people that would represent a real saving and money directly in their pockets.
Then cut, 99% of the bureaucrats out of the school system to pay for it.
It's fun.. It's easy. And no gov't emp[loyees should not be exempt from the pain that everyone else is going through.
F-that.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2020 04:12 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (EV+4+)
Yeah they are
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:12 PM (85Gof)
Now I need to change my underwear before it drips on the floor.......
Posted by: James at April 22, 2020 04:12 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Jos. Biden Campaign Ad at April 22, 2020 04:12 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:12 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: setnaffa at April 22, 2020 04:13 PM (c4NCi)
Get out. Get out whenever you can and don't look back.
You can't save it. Giuliani tried, and for a while it looked like he had succeeded. But like a dog returning to its vomit, they won't change. Years go by, people grow old and die and new people come along. But the attitude remains the same.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:13 PM (vcOmj)
the death toll higher in NY, so the country's statistics look worse, and
they can make trump look bad.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2020 03:54 PM (akpIq)
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Which is why I don't trust any of this shit.
Every new condition is a new occasion to change your gaslight.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:13 PM (Eicbe)
Still. Weak arms.
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 04:13 PM (6Maah)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 04:08 PM (Fc5rx)
Anything else would take a miracle.
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 04:13 PM (WWe1O)
@SoldierMa2 - 2h
this is the best statement ever. I hear people complaining all the time that they have no money and they are sick of being stuck in the house. when there are so many service jobs open right now. makes me sick how lazy and entitled people feel. just get a freaking job.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (6Maah)
800 million sperm and those two were the fastest.
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:13 PM (BAsqb)
Another translation: I know my already slim chances of being picked are beginning to slip away, and I'm convinced that you can't win without me, so I'm gonna begin laying the groundwork now to explain why you lost by picking a white woman as your running mate.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 04:13 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 04:13 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (prxvk)
JFC the incompetence in New York is going to kill us all, but our betters in the NY media and twittersphere are losing their marbles over Florida beaches.
Posted by: the other coyote at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (EcohT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (85Gof)
Go for the EIDL. I'm sure there will be a another round of funding.
It's one page with no documentation. Nothing to lose.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (mrrpT)
At which time there will supposedly begin a phased reopening of things.
What will actually happen (I believe), is everyone will deem themselves 'free to go' and the gates will be flung open.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Bet they're all on HCQ - it's being tested as a way to prevent getting the Wu-flu.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (bDqIh)
Cuomo's latest is right up there in the political brilliance firmament with Nancy Pelosi's "Let Them Eat Ice Cream" classic. And she's had 30 more years to age her brain. Impressive.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (oR6mA)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (dYe5S)
Get out. Get out whenever you can and don't look back.
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We've got Snake Plissken's neckbomb ready.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (Eicbe)
Oh, hell yeah. Also, I'd bet a large percentage are sporting respiratory disease as well. The Subways are not exactly a healthy environment.
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (6Maah)
Posted by: Sooner at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (Fs5vw)
And at that point they fake the numbers, show it all skyrocketing, and blame it on him. Then what...?
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: garrett
They're as stupid and obnoxious as the Old Man.
A chip off the old turd.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (vcOmj)
https://tinyurl.com/y8lktuwh
That's an article in the Seattle Times about the letter, with a link to the letter itself (posted on Facebook).
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (/669Q)
When do you think the Left's push to admit into the USA the chinese-flu "Refugees" from all the worst place in the World will commence?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (FpULv)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (ZbwAu)
It's one page with no documentation. Nothing to lose.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (mrrpT)
Yes it is. My accountant put an application in for me and I got a confirmation # also.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (85Gof)
It's basically the same companies. Every time a new round is announced, they pull the same binders out of storage, rent some chairs, tables and a vacant warehouse.
Put up some signs for the welfare bums.
The bums get their "training for new job" excuse to stay in welfare.
The company gets big checks for training manuals, supplies, equipment and teachers--none of which they actually spend on those.
Nothing changes except some guy now has enough to live off of until the next program.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (vPKfA)
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Black lives matter something something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (oiNtH)
dear lord I hope they're not trying to do that his skin is already tissue paper thin!
there's no there there!
ew he's gonna end up looking like the Flayed Man soon
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Xi Jianping at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (AHq56)
Are "non-essential" businesses supposed to stay shut down and we continue social distancing until everyone is vaccinated? Has anyone run the numbers on how many trillions such a plan like that wipes out?
We were always told this was just so hospitals weren't flooded at once, now the goal posts have moved to where it's about life vs your 401k?
Posted by: Blago at April 22, 2020 03:59 PM (sjTfF)
*****
Well, I'm not a doctor or a scientist, but here is my two cents...
Absolutely, flattening the curve is just supposed to slow things down, so hospitals aren't overwhelmed.
It appears that that is happening/has happened.
So, now we have to start loosening the restrictions. Not all at once, but they do have to start loosening.
For what it is worth (not much, probably), I wonder if the country could open up almost completely IF...all people going out in public had to wear a mask. (Yes, that doesn't work for restaurants...so maybe when the waiter comes, the patrons at the table mask up, and then unmask to eat)
Would that work? Don't know. Would that be accepted by the people? Don't know. Should each state modify this to best serve their needs? Probably.
I don't think it is possible to do the shelter in place until a vaccine is developed. That will be months, if ever.
Posted by: El Jefe at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (6Maah)
All the Cuomo men look like Arnold in Total Recall at that point where he was ejected from the alien machine before the oxygen was made.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (JFO2v),
Sister rescued both parents from their assisted living facility after she quarantined for 3 weeks. When they go back they are on room lockdown for a month. I do not look forward to explaining this to them.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (e1mEI)
And my husband wonders why I refuse to join in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
Can they name one specific thing he's done that Trump didn't give him prior? Whether that be guidance OR hardware?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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Jane,
Here's some ammunition your husband can use the next time they think Cuomo's doing a good job.
From November 2019
New York State faces $6.1 billion budget hole next year:
Re: Cuomo
"He kind of owns this crisis because it's not driven by the economy, it's driven by the shortcomings of his own management of the Medicaid program in particular."
https://tinyurl.com/r9ff8jp
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (wiXsO)
[Trump campaign managers writing furiously]
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:16 PM (BA9Nh)
America. and New York.. the less his chances of being the replacement
and the farther away he gets form ever beating Trump.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (pw+jk)
There is not going to be a "replacement" unless Biden turns into an actual cauliflower instead of just a talking one. He is a sacrificial lamb and a great failsafe on the very off chance everything goes their way.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:16 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 04:16 PM (6Maah)
Yes. I'm in IL but I don't see why they wouldn't. Delivery is free with Amazon Prime. They charge a small amount of tax and include a tip for the driver, which is way worth it for me. Can't hurt to try. Alcohol is big business during this thing.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 04:16 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (0OmEj)
Well...to be fair. Then how're they gonna have essential programs like -
Gender-Insane, Dysfunctional Nutbags Read to Children Hour at the libraries?
Answer me that!
Huh.
Thought so!!!11111!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2020 04:16 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:16 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:17 PM (EV+4+)
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A cold vaccine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:17 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at April 22, 2020 04:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sooner at April 22, 2020 04:05 PM (Fs5vw)
And at that point they fake the numbers, show it all skyrocketing, and blame it on him. Then what...?
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (b+qEC)
We do what we should've done from the start and quarantine New York.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:17 PM (Zm+LZ)
So far as I can tell, they claim to be the party of science because of two things.
1. Their voters are less likely to be Christian, so they don't believe in Creationism (as much).
2. They totes believe in man made
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:17 PM (YYlyE)
this is the best statement ever. I hear people complaining all the time that they have no money and they are sick of being stuck in the house. when there are so many service jobs open right now. makes me sick how lazy and entitled people feel. just get a freaking job.
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W-o-w
So a person who has decades of experience in their profession who has, say, lost their business or their decent job because their employer's business, is "lazy" for wanting to get back to their jobs/profession instead of sucking it up and getting a job fulfilling online orders at Amazon or Walmart???
We are not serfs. We are not Chinese non-citizens that can be forced into slave labor.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (vcOmj)
No, they're not. If you read the NY Post you would see people who in live in NY castigating Cuomo. You would also hear it from the talk radio people who operate out of NY.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 04:17 PM (bW1Yb)
@startledpanda
He's completely right. Ppl getting to pay their bills is not worth the inevitable spike in deaths, overwhelming of the hospital system and re shutting down of the economy so they can't pay MORE bills
Want to work? should have gotten an essential job.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 04:17 PM (ptqGC)
no sorry we are NOT allowed to purchase alchohol across state lines - we can't order like that. we can only order (and this is only now b/c we got special allowances due to COVID) from places INSIDE pennsylvania
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (j9HX3)
And my husband wonders why I refuse to join in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
Incompetent?
Their statement can be taken two ways.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:11 PM (EV+4+)
Yeah they are
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH BEING FAT.
Posted by: Gillette at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (sQq+E)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (85Gof)
I would call the SBA at 1-800-659-2955, spend the two hours on hold and let the barely english speaking employee verify that your loan is in process.
Just to be sure.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (IXAMX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (bW1Yb)
NY also has the highest per capita "free" healthcare system in the country. Anyone want to guess why?
Clown Cuomo is a three term governor. The absolute unpreparedness for this virus falls squarely in his lap.
But hey, Clown Cuomo likes killing residents. Provided they are defenseless and in the womb. Remember, Cuomo and his party celebrated those deaths...
Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (VpIIl)
Wolf responded, "Then pay your employees more." I mean, WTF?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (JFO2v),
Sister rescued both parents from their assisted living facility after she quarantined for 3 weeks. When they go back they are on room lockdown for a month. I do not look forward to explaining this to them.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (e1mEI)
I put my Mom right next door. I can walk there. But the Chinese are ASSHOE!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (JFO2v)
They should starve, instead. Some people you know? So selfish.
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (6Maah)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
I dunno, but I recall an instance in CA where a guy was drowning in the Pacific (on purpose I think), and the cops/firefighters wouldn't go into the ocean to save him -
"We gotta wait for Search and Rescue."
And watched him drown. And the USSC has ruled that cops have no obligation to protect you at all.
EMTs, I imagine, run an elevated risk of catching Chinese Lung Rot from any random near corpse they encounter. CPR is a real close encounter.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
He probably doesn't actually wonder.
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 22, 2020 04:20 PM (t41rd)
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Ice Cream Nancy, heh heh. I'm so using that
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 22, 2020 04:20 PM (7ZQe3)
Franklin County did something similar yesterday. Good for them, I hope it spreads here to Spokane.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:20 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2020 04:20 PM (prxvk)
........
Like surfing for porn and crapping the hallways at the EPA?
Posted by: wth at April 22, 2020 04:20 PM (v0R5T)
And my husband wonders why I refuse to join in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
He probably doesn't actually wonder.
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (BAsqb)
Nope.
Before he joined them Sunday afternoon, I advised him "Don't take any crap from them."Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC)
""Andrew Cuomo is doing the kind of job the Orange Man is incapable of doing!" "
Subways are a great way to spread disease. Hoe many people have died that work for the subway?
Tom Wolf is a jagoff. Check out his Secrtary of health.
Tranny.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (IXAMX)
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An act of desperation from an establishment desperate for anything to go right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (LvTSG)
Yes, but any decent human being should at least try. FFS what is wrong with people?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (AFSld)
- - -
Ugh, good point.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (bDqIh)
why does IRS take money from widows and orphans? Cause they can!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (vcOmj)
No, they're not. If you read the NY Post you would see people who in live in NY castigating Cuomo. You would also hear it from the talk radio people who operate out of NY.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 04:17 PM (bW1Yb)
Thank you. We get that in California, and there are LOTS of people who reject the Great Liberal Infestation, but are helpless to stop it.
Even voting tallies don't really accurately reflect the situation. Some conservatives don't even bother to vote because they know their vote won't make the slightest bit of difference.
I've had the same thought myself, but only go to vote because I'm ornery enough to do so anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (BA9Nh)
War with China. It's looking more and more like things are heading in that direction.
4th Turning, Black Swans.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (f1Vqw)
Depends on how far out he was. First rule of rescuing is, "Make sure you're not just going to become another casualty." There have been many, many instances where a guy goes down... and a guy goes in to rescue him... and he goes down... and another guy goes in...
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (BAsqb)
"We gotta wait for Search and Rescue."
And watched him drown. And the USSC has ruled that cops have no obligation to protect you at all.
EMTs, I imagine, run an elevated risk of catching Chinese Lung Rot from any random near corpse they encounter. CPR is a real close encounter.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (Z4rgH)
I guess I didn't anticipate them being liberal fucktards that would actually be willing to let people die, especially if they're wearing a Trump shirt.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
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The little red and white life preserver still hanging on its hook behind them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (IwDj9)
that they have no money and they are sick of being stuck in the house.
when there are so many service jobs open right now. makes me sick how
lazy and entitled people feel. just get a freaking job.
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They're trying to do the "right wing" thing. See? This is their revenge for you always blaming welfare recipients for their condition in life. They're telling you reichwingers if you don't like all your jobs being taken away then just "get a job". Get it...? No? Because it doesn't make any fucking sense?
The other flavor of the month is now "the lockdown is just the government controlling your body the way you reichwingeres always want them to control women's bodies with abortion".
They don't think beyond the end of their nose and don't expect anyone else to, either. It's all platitudes to motivate their hateful little faggot brownshirt sheep.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (b+qEC)
Wolf responded, "Then pay your employees more." I mean, WTF?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (AFSld)
In economics this is known as a reservation wage(which welfare typically increases). There some's minimum amount of payment necessary to get people to work. Obviously this value will be higher than freebies + no work.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (Zm+LZ)
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Like surfing for porn and crapping the hallways at the EPA?
Posted by: wth at April 22, 2020 04:20 PM (v0R5T)
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Better than putting small farms out of business because that puddle of water over there suddenly counts as a waterway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
Something like $3,000 per month. No income restrictions, nothing. Just send the checks out. And not just once. Every month until the quarantine is lifted.
Will a few billionaires and multimillionaires get checks they don't need? Sure. So what? We can try to claw that back in a year or two. But right now? Send the checks out.
People can pay their rent, their mortgage, ease some of the terrrible economic pain that they are suffering.
Heck, make it a $5,000 check. Go big.
Just send the checks out. ASAP.
But...that didn't happen.
So it goes.
Posted by: El Jefe at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (Ae67h)
I know he thinks he's being cute.
It's tragic that would be any man's goal in life.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (bDqIh)
After saying what have you got to lose I assume he is on some type of dose though Honey Badgers are immune. I think.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (EV+4+)
-- Mitch McConnell
Does The Turtle know what fulsome means?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (V2Yro)
Order one of these from Amazon.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9qpaphd
Then go on YouTube and learn the distilling arts.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (YYlyE)
Cool.
You don't see tweets like that, every day.
President Trump notified us he has ordered the US Navy to engage Iranian pests on the seas.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (FpULv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: wth at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (v0R5T)
The success of this practice in China indicates that the Party has successfully undermined any moral compunctions of trained doctors in China.
The comparison now is to the present Corona Virus spreading around the globe. Some real professionals are still looking for answers and the truth.
A lot of corrupted professionals are either mouthing the Chinese propaganda line, or taking the other tack that the government has not DONE ENOUGH, and that's the reason for the spread (not plain ignorance, which explains almost everything).
But the bottom line is that China has exported more than a lot of cheap Chinese stuff. They have now exported their corrupted moral system.
Lizzy talked about the National Health service in the UK, which stops reviving after a while, the Liverpool pathway, etc.
They've adopted the same moral vacuum.
Coming soon to the former American Republic. We're being conditioned to accept it now.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (vcOmj)
Just to be sure.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (mrrpT)
Sigh...I actually have a full time yob with the Navy.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (zqs/f)
I LIVE IN NEW YORK.
Please stop calling me insulting names because I reside in UPSTATE NY--it is an entirely different world up here, and the Cuomos are universally hated.
If you wish to address DOWNSTATE in a vituperative fashion I will gladly join.
But kindly cease tarring me with the brush you use to deservedly smear NYC and it's denizens with.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 22, 2020 04:20 PM (t41rd)
How about something more descriptive...
"Street Lamp Post Ornaments"
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (WdocV)
One of the common fallacies of leftists is the fungibility of labor.
That a retail salesperson can just go be a nurse or a doctor. That a
Wall Street commodities trader can just go be a longshoreman or a truck
driver or a infrastructure construction worker. Or the nanny Bloomberg
instant classic, that any dumb schmuck can put a seed in a hole and be a
farmer.
I forget who posted it, so I will have to credit an unnamed moron, unlike joke-stealing, joke-stealer, Scott Adams.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (V2Yro)
And it wasn't even your(or my) fault! Gotta be at least somewhat comforting.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 04:16 PM (6Maah)
A very fair one. Tax people in life, and then tax their heirs yet again on the same money that the deceased already paid taxes on earlier.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (BA9Nh)
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That's pretty much completely in line with the nation.
Even with 45K deaths we're at 0.0%
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (IwDj9)
Fuhrer Wolf opened the state-run liquor stores, but independently-owned bars and restaurants? Nah brah.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (AFSld)
can't order like that. we can only order (and this is only now b/c we
got special allowances due to COVID) from places INSIDE pennsylvania
I'm not explaining very well. They shop locally and deliver with Fresh. Something else to try is instacart.com Set up an account with them and the person who shops for you, delivers it. I do both and I'm very satisfied with the service.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (zqs/f)
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Nu-uh. Government creates all wealth. Why else do they print money?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: La2la at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (wfrSv)
New York State faces $6.1 billion budget hole next year:
Re: Cuomo
"He kind of owns this crisis because it's not driven by the economy, it's driven by the shortcomings of his own management of the Medicaid program in particular."
https://tinyurl.com/r9ff8jp
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (wiXsO)
I heard this morning that Cuomo said that next year's budget for the state will be based SOLELY on the federal money received from Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
More than once, actually.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (85Gof)
2 domestic cats test positive for the coronavirus in NY.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: La2la at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (wfrSv)
If it's a thread from today, no.
ATC's victory tits thread? You're gone.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Colorado is moving into the Safer at Home phase, which is estimated to begin April 27. While we are at this level, Coloradans will no longer be ordered to stay home, but are still strongly encouraged to do so. Vulnerable populations and seniors must continue staying home except when absolutely necessary.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2020 04:18 PM (VpIIl)
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Celebrated is a bit of an understatement. He outright said that if you don't side with that, you don't belong in his state (also totes cool with progs say that!)
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (Eicbe)
Stock news: Victoria's Secret is headed to zero.
The Fed is gonna have to bail 'em out. Crotchless panties on the balance sheet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (f1Vqw)
Because now these people can finally have jobs.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (8B6Ng)
"We gotta wait for Search and Rescue."
And watched him drown. And the USSC has ruled that cops have no obligation to protect you at all.
EMTs, I imagine, run an elevated risk of catching Chinese Lung Rot from any random near corpse they encounter. CPR is a real close encounter.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2020 04:19 PM (Z4rgH)
I guess I didn't anticipate them being liberal fucktards that would actually be willing to let people die, especially if they're wearing a Trump shirt.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
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You have to be in shape and know what you're doing to get in water and save someone, esp. water that is deeper than a pool and low visibility.
But if I recall that situation, they weren't very concerned, like I would help if I could but I'm actually physically not up to it.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (yL25O)
More than once, actually.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (YYlyE)
So, can I now sue every police department in the US that has the words "To Protect and Server" on the side of their car as false advertising?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Oops. Made my first comment on an old thread. Do I go to the barrel?
Posted by: La2la at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (wfrSv)
If it's a thread from today, no.
ATC's victory tits thread? You're gone.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Testitify!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (85Gof)
Nothing wrong with that. If you've got a business on the side with a business checking account and a tax number, you're entitled to it.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (zqs/f)
Turns out the existence of money makes economics terribly confusing to many people. They forget that goods must exist to be consumed.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (Zm+LZ)
2 domestic cats test positive for the coronavirus in NY.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (wiXsO)
yeah you misread that...it was 2 pussies contracted coronavirus...take that for what it is worth
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 04:17 PM (bW1Yb)
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Indeed. There's ~9 blue counties which hold the rest of the state hostage.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (R57n+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (BA9Nh)
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My brother and his family are the same. Those 4 conservative votes you see from LA County? That's them.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM
Nah, bro. Just tell her she's overreacting. If that doesn't work, tell her to calm down.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (DMUuz)
irongrampa would never confuse a true New York resident with one from NYC metro!!!
beautiful part of the country
now I'm in a pickle where I am is startlingly close to Philly. which is not quite as bad as NYC but close enough to NYC too that we are tainted. and it's a lovely area which I (and Andrew Wyeth) am very attached to
but after this we are planning to move. we've stayed here far too long, obviously
you are safer where you are, despite being in New York State, than we are here in SE PA. we are just too close to NYC metro
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (j9HX3)
The success of this practice in China indicates that the Party has successfully undermined any moral compunctions of trained doctors in China.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (vcOmj)
This right here is why people need to read horrible people's memoirs, guys like Rudolf Hoess. The process of gradually surrendering one's moral authority to a larger entity in return for your obedience is one that is not well observed or believed in First World countries, I think.
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (mrrpT)
Yes I know, but I don't have the time or patience to hang on the phone with them all day.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: La2la at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (wfrSv)
If it's a thread from today, no.
ATC's victory tits thread? You're gone.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
...
If someone volunteers for the barrel, we say YES.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (vcOmj)
No, they're not. If you read the NY Post you would see people who in live in NY castigating Cuomo. You would also hear it from the talk radio people who operate out of NY.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Until it comes time for his re-election and he gets re-elected.
He's a three time electee. He's doing something that they like.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 22, 2020 04:27 PM (5p7BC)
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See Chesterton, G. K.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:27 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Well I hope he likes surprises. Actually scratch that, I hope he view surprises as being like otters.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:27 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (AFSld)
Believe it or not, this incident was covered by The Young Turks, back in 2011 :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjqJaEpucDY
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2020 04:27 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 04:27 PM (7jTtI)
This is what happens with Workers Comp many times since it's not taxable. That minor back strain turns into a 8 year vacation. California is even worse because they will pay the alleged injured employee out of another government agency ( EDD) in the event their comp claim is being disputed. It a no lose situation for the scammer.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:27 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: J. Random Moron
telling her to "Make a sammich" of "First you will blow me" are also appropriate responses
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 22, 2020 04:28 PM (FZYNt)
Science leads to things like merit, achievement, accomplishment, racial differences, gender differences, and other sorts of unassailable (and sometimes unpredictable) *facts* which are NOT subjective... truths like math which are not subject to manipulation, and therefore not politically valuable.
So the plan is, get this, to wear science's skin and demand respect, and once they inevitably kill the host, it's a double win because they fucking*hate* science.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:28 PM (b+qEC)
CONGRATS to Colorado!
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:28 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2020 04:28 PM (prxvk)
Posted by: J. Random Moron
telling her to "Make a sammich" of "First you will blow me" are also appropriate responses
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 22, 2020 04:28 PM (FZYNt)
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I like to lead with, "Your sister's hotter."
It helps that she doesn't have a sister.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Only a misunderstanding-- You thought it referred to YOU. It doesn't; it refers to the State.
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:28 PM (BAsqb)
But kindly cease tarring me with the brush you use to deservedly smear NYC and it's denizens with.
Posted by: irongrampa
It's not a joke. Get out. Really. You may have lived there all your life, and feel fine. It's your home.
They're going to come for you. Don't wait around. The fact that you are a gun owner also means you're marked.
If you get sick and end up in a hospital, that makes it easy to off you, and make it look like you died of "natural causes". Ditto for your wife.
I am not kidding.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:29 PM (vcOmj)
Speaking of dickheads, Hugh Hewitt is on Gorkas show and refuses to call out his beloved institutions.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 04:29 PM (tPWAS)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (KnJdm)
This.
So RBG could be a nose guard in the NFL, and Hank Johnson could be a theoretical physicist (once he learns to spell that)?
I've encountered a close kin to the fungibility of labor argument, viz., that progress on a research project is a linear function of how many people work on it.
"We need to go faster! Put more scientists on it!" Said by a business nitwit as if speaking of carpenters or something. If a woman can have a baby in nine months, then nine women can have a baby in one month. Woot!
The rate-limiting step in the project was not manpower, but generating the requisite ideas. Having more people = having more meetings = less time for generating ideas.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:29 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 22, 2020 04:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (bW1Yb)
I've commented on this before, as a former NY'er with family still there.
De Blasio does not have a serious challenger for mayor right now, even - especially - in the GOP. If this guy wanted to be mayor for another two terms, there's nothing that will stop him. You would think that the NYC media would be somewhat critical, but they aren't. You would think that the local WYNC public radio station, that has devoted reportorial resources to investigating Trump's financial misdeeds going back 30 years can at least spare some intern to look into what De Blasio's wife is doing, but no.
As long as the candidate is for abortion and redistribution of wealth from the rich to...someone else, a change is not happening anytime soon.
Cuomo has had several members of his inner circle get indicted, if not already convicted of fraud, and they are still focused on what Christie may or may not have done regarding Bridgegate.
NYC is a lost cause.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (iuFgi)
But if I recall that situation, they weren't very concerned, like I would help if I could but I'm actually physically not up to it.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (yL25O)
In the ocean, yes. I would be really hard pressed to attempt to save someone in the ocean. I would likely try, regardless.
But the ocean DOES scare the crap out of me.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
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Gosh, imagine that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (IwDj9)
Back pain is best because it's utterly impossible to disprove without surveillance and catching the person behaving as if they're not in pain.
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Health Commissioner Howard Zucker, to whom Cuomo referred the question, said that under the state's policy, "if you are positive [for coronavirus], you should be admitted back to a nursing home."
"The necessary precautions will be taken to protect the other residents there," he said during Cuomo's daily coronavirus briefing in Albany.
****
DRAKE REACTION MEME
Nooooo. . . . . | "Quarantine the sick by themselves."
Yes. That! . . . . | "Quarantine the sick with everyone else."
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (zqs/f)
But kindly cease tarring me with the brush you use to deservedly smear NYC and it's denizens with.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (KATBx)
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I spent a lot of summers in Speculator.
Nobody ever said vituperative.
Also I'm like 18/46ths of the way to being an ADK 46'er, but that's likely where I'll remain.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (r+sAi)
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Nothing shows the press' double-standard quite like the difference between their reactions to deaths under Cuomo and Trump. We have one fucking metro area responsible for > 35% of deaths.
Heckuva job, Be-Neato!
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2020 04:23 PM (KATBx)"
Yeah, this ^
Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2020 04:31 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: TexasDan
nobody needs a ADK46
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2020 04:31 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 04:31 PM (fKRmr)
Cuomo has had several members of his inner circle get indicted, if not already convicted of fraud, and they are still focused on what Christie may or may not have done regarding Bridgegate.
NYC is a lost cause.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
This. Exactly this. And living in "upstate" New York may only buy you a little more time.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
I'm not a lawyer, but I don't think so.
One reason is they are *generally* tasked with maintaining order and the public peace. SCOTUS came up with the BS rationalization that police aren't specifically charged with protecting YOU, just "the public". So I guess as long as they generally offer some public service, they're covered, according to SCOTUS.
The phrase on the car doesn't say they're going to serve and protect individuals, so they're complying with the standard set by SCOTUS.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Unkaren at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (vGJY7)
The Fed is gonna have to bail 'em out. Crotchless panties on the balance sheet.
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They bottomed out?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (Fc5rx)
The most ironic thing that exists in when liberals run the Treasury department or try and establish economic policy. It's how you end up with $30 minimum wage and wonder why employers are not hiring.
So when Cuomo says "get an essential job" the training, preparation, and experience required never enter into the thinking process...because that's now how they classify vocation.
Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (qlES7)
Might just bring some home.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (mrrpT)
Science leads to things like merit, achievement, accomplishment, racial differences, gender differences, and other sorts of unassailable (and sometimes unpredictable) *facts* which are NOT subjective... truths like math which are not subject to manipulation, and therefore not politically valuable.
So the plan is, get this, to wear science's skin and demand respect, and once they inevitably kill the host, it's a double win because they fucking*hate* science.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:28 PM (b+qEC)
THIS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (7jTtI)
He's maestro
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (I285X)
__________________
He's been a whiny f*ck-up from the start of this thing, which he had his state ill-prepared for, due to stupid past decisions.
But on the plus side, he's said and done enough mind-numbingly stupid shit that the Trump people should be able to make some really great ads out of, if it should come to that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (k4dH2)
I'll lay it out for you:
From now until election day, all we'll hear is Death Death Death Trump Trump Trump Unemployment Death Ruined Economy Trump Death.
I guarantee if the Democrats steal the election, ALL of the above will go away the day after the election.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (FpULv)
https://tinyurl.com/y8lktuwh
That's an article in the Seattle Times about the letter, with a link to the letter itself (posted on Facebook).
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (/669Q)
Stand-up dude. He defeated the incumbent who was all into the Soros nobody should be locked up, counselling should be the priority, and violators should only be arrested and booked for felonies. Present sheriff (street officer) said you would be transported and booked so they would be off the streets and citizens protected.
Sheriff is now a target. The county executive hired the ex-sheriff to run an oversight commission looking at law enforcement operations. Guess the executives party.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (e1mEI)
Cuomo has had several members of his inner circle get indicted, if not already convicted of fraud, and they are still focused on what Christie may or may not have done regarding Bridgegate.
NYC is a lost cause.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
This. Exactly this. And living in "upstate" New York may only buy you a little more time.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 22, 2020 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
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de Blasio won with 18% of the electorate of NYC voting.
Transient population of NYC or not, that's a pathetically small number. I have sympathy for residents of the city who voted against de Blassio, and I feel little but bemusement at the rest especially those who didn't vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Awww.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)
2 domestic cats test positive for the coronavirus in NY.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (wiXsO)
........
I hope we can rely on them to wear masks and stay 6 feet apart.
Meow.
Posted by: wth at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit About New Fuckhole Any More at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (kX3ms)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Awww.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)
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Also...he just had the largest fart. Probably poop. Should I investigate or get his mother?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
Yes, but any decent human being should at least try. FFS what is wrong with people?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (AFSld)
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I remember that story Wyatt. Not to bust your chops, but the cops basically said "I am going to make sure I go home alive at the end of my shift." At that guys expense.
In fact, I believe that they also prevented civilian good Samaritans from going to to try their own rescue attempt.
They didn't just refuse to get involved. They made sure others couldn't either.
Posted by: El Jefe at April 22, 2020 04:34 PM (Ae67h)
Maybe I'm getting my docs confused but OoTS was Hollywood and child diddling.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 04:34 PM (tPWAS)
BULLSHIT
They act like they are Americans in American style houses...they are all indians or pakastians in shitastan. What BULLSHIT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:34 PM (85Gof)
Premature comment by me.
Humanities:
"This is my truth."
"Very good, very creative."
Grade: A
Science: "This is MY solution."
"It's wrong."
Grade: F
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:34 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (e1mEI)
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I don't even have to guess.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 04:34 PM (/669Q)
Interstate wine delivery supposedly requires photo ID and signature on delivery, but most UPS and FedEx drivers have been waiving signatures on all but the most expensive deliveries in the last year to two. I think they're under much more timed route pressure. Waiting for signatures on all deliveries really, really slows things down. Anyways, it depends on your state laws too. Most places only deliver to state where there are tax reciprocation agreements.
Local delivery services like Instacart, Amazon, Drizly, etc., all are required by their employee phone apps to take pictures of IDs. In most cases, they have to process the barcode on the back to ensure the ID is legally valid too. They can manually enter ID number and fake the expiration date, but that really depends on the age and scruff of your delivery person.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 04:34 PM (+oVP5)
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That's pretty much completely in line with the nation.
Even with 45K deaths we're at 0.0%
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 22, 2020 04:24 PM (IwDj9)
Again these are under the age of 65 employed people in one line of work. That doesn't track anywhere in the USA.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:35 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
I mean...do you want to get laid in the near future?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:35 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 04:35 PM (fKRmr)
No presser today?
Posted by: MHK at April 22, 2020 04:35 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: CN at April 22, 2020 04:35 PM (ONvIw)
I'm not a lawyer, but I don't think so.
One reason is they are *generally* tasked with maintaining order and the public peace. SCOTUS came up with the BS rationalization that police aren't specifically charged with protecting YOU, just "the public". So I guess as long as they generally offer some public service, they're covered, according to SCOTUS.
The phrase on the car doesn't say they're going to serve and protect individuals, so they're complying with the standard set by SCOTUS.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (YYlyE)
it's called "Aspirational Language". It's not what they *will* do, it's just what they kinda sorta would like to do, if it was convenient, and if it doesn't interfere with their donut time.
The answer to any lawsuit along those lines is simple "Hey, you Fucked Up - You Trusted Us!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 04:36 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Awww.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)
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Also...he just had the largest fart. Probably poop. Should I investigate or get his mother?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
Get the mother. They love taking care of babies.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:36 PM (Zm+LZ)
They don't think beyond the end of their nose and don't expect anyone else to, either. It's all platitudes to motivate their hateful little faggot brownshirt sheep.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:22 PM (b+qEC)
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Except I didn't spread my legs.
It's all slogans. They have turned their brains into slogan processors.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:36 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:36 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:34 PM (85Gof)
I saw that one this morning while I was getting ready for work. Total BS.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:36 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: CN at April 22, 2020 04:36 PM (ONvIw)
which is estimated to begin April 27.
Posted by: DB"
Georgia is moving form the " All In This Together" phase to the "We Hope You Die From Getting That Haircut " phase starting Friday
Posted by: Ripley at April 22, 2020 04:36 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (Fc5rx)
They're going to go tits-up/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (miJU3)
They really are trying to juice the death tolls, by any means necessary.
Posted by: trev006 at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (lDgS/)
Aspirational language being is a close cousin of motivational posters.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (+oVP5)
Everything the experts are doing - here and in Sweden - is based on guesses and hunches modeled on, I presume, how other covid viruses have run their courses in the past. Much of what the pols are doing are simply excuses to exercise arbitrary power.
We won't know for a while if Sweden's approach was correct or not. We know right now that the orders of many of these idiot governors are unconstitutional and excessive.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
MOM!!!!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (7jTtI)
The Fed is gonna have to bail 'em out. Crotchless panties on the balance sheet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (f1Vqw)
.........
They should start making sexy masks. Then they would be "essential".
Posted by: wth at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (7jTtI)
His last name.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: MHK at April 22, 2020 04:35 PM (iQIUe)
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David Brooks hardest hit.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (Eicbe)
mind-numbingly stupid shit that the Trump people should be able to make
some really great ads out of, if it should come to that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2020 04:32 PM (k4dH2)
What do you mean if? It's probably 3/4th done.
The Left has been riding Cuomo's little tail of supposed "competence" and "contrast".
Trump doesn't wait for someone to be elevated - or inserted in an election - to throw sand in their eye. He'll do it now and beg the Left to take their chances with him should it come to that. The ad drops by tomorrow evening at the latest.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:38 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: CN at April 22, 2020 04:38 PM (ONvIw)
How do they force their sailors on board?
Oh, now i remember. They will kill you whole fucking family and your pet Gila Monster.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 04:38 PM (DcsjI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 04:38 PM (FpULv)
There's also the Netherlands with its Groningen Protocol and assisted suicide for kid 12 and over.
Between the Chinese acting as if they own the bodies of their citizens (subjects?) and the Left's culture of death (w/abortion and assisted suicide) we are headed for dark times if they saturate our American culture. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:38 PM (bDqIh)
Everything the experts are doing - here and in Sweden - is based on guesses and hunches modeled on, I presume, how other covid viruses have run their courses in the past. Much of what the pols are doing are simply excuses to exercise arbitrary power.
We won't know for a while if Sweden's approach was correct or not. We know right now that the orders of many of these idiot governors are unconstitutional and excessive.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (HabA/)
Other covid viruses are around as nobody-gives-a-shit mild strains.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:38 PM (Zm+LZ)
Do the ol' "hand him to his mother while commenting, 'Whoo, that was a juicy toot! Welp, I have to get on that conference call!'" maneuver.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:38 PM (YYlyE)
He's a three time electee. He's doing something that they like.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 04:26 PM (7jTtI)
His last name.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (EV+4+)
If there ever is a national divorce, I sure hope NYC and immediate surrounding counties cleave off from the rest of NY. Upstate NY (Albany north) would be so much better off.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2020 04:39 PM (N39Ws)
In some places the hospitals are so empty yhat nurses are being furloughed. Some of them have taken temp jobs in NY & NOLA.
Posted by: MHK at April 22, 2020 04:39 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 04:39 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 22, 2020 04:39 PM (0OmEj)
The problem is becoming pretty ubiquitous.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2020 04:39 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: MHK at April 22, 2020 04:35 PM (iQIUe)
It was tweeted earlier today it would be at 5 PM Eastern as always.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 22, 2020 04:39 PM (87EdW)
The Fed is gonna have to bail 'em out. Crotchless panties on the balance sheet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 04:25 PM (f1Vqw)
I am not for fedzilla picking winners and losers, but I would have a hard time arguing against a federal mandate that all panties be lacy and/or crotchless.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 04:39 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: CN at April 22, 2020 04:39 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: bonhomme
FIFY
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 22, 2020 04:40 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2020 04:21 PM (AFSld)
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I remember that story Wyatt. Not to bust your chops, but the cops basically said "I am going to make sure I go home alive at the end of my shift." At that guys expense.
In fact, I believe that they also prevented civilian good Samaritans from going to to try their own rescue attempt.
They didn't just refuse to get involved. They made sure others couldn't either.
Posted by: El Jefe at April 22, 2020 04:34 PM (Ae67h)
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There is no shortage of examples of double drownings.
I really don't remember all the details of this particular example but in point of fact we shouldn't all just rush into the water to save someone. It's dicey as crap.
We had a cop that got swept away and drowned here in Austin last year or so trying to help someone who drove into a flooded road. The idiot in the car lived.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 04:40 PM (yL25O)
Do the ol' "hand him to his mother while commenting, 'Whoo, that was a juicy toot! Welp, I have to get on that conference call!'" maneuver.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:38 PM (YYlyE)
If he wants to be stealthy he should just call her over to talk about how cute the baby is, and when she's busy making cooing noises at it, slip out of the room.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:40 PM (Zm+LZ)
So now it is Obama, Kerry, Gore, and Greta trying once again to get in on the action.
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2020 04:40 PM (oiNtH)
required by their employee phone apps to take pictures of IDs. In most
cases, they have to process the barcode on the back to ensure the ID is
legally valid too. They can manually enter ID number and fake the
expiration date, but that really depends on the age and scruff of your
delivery person.
What he said!
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 04:40 PM (K22Va)
that's GREAT news Farmer Bob! Thank you for sharing it!
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:40 PM (j9HX3)
He recovered fully, is back and completely active again, and thanks her regularly and graciously for saving his life, which he is enjoying.
And trained EMTs are supposed to walk away from someone in peril like that as per Gov Cuomo?
Seriously? I can't even process this.
And it seems like most NYC residents think he is terrific.
That is even sadder.
Posted by: RM at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (U3LtS)
Well, this took longer than I thought. Sweet little Greta has come out to bleat about treating climate change and COVID as one.
So now it is Obama, Kerry, Gore, and Greta trying once again to get in on the action.
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2020 04:40 PM (oiNtH)
Covid has jumped the shark. It is back to reruns.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"
Wake his mother up from a quick nap she is trying to sneak in while not taking care of the baby. That's what I always did. Women love it.
Posted by: Ripley at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at
Hell yeah!
Posted by: Hillary at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (sQq+E)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (PHxng)
We got that yesterday from Inslee. I was livid. He actually said workplaces will not go back to normal until we have a vaccine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
A vaccine for what, dumbass governors?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (6hhGV)
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2020 04:40 PM (oiNtH)
No, they want to change the subject because things are going to open up whether they like it or not.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (b+qEC)
Our Commander In Chief gave the order to engage and destroy Iranian aggressors.
KEEP IN MIND the Congress, in January, passed a bullshit Resolution limited the president's authority to do these things.
So the president is not only testing the Iranians, but he's also testing the friends of the Iranians in the US Congress.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (FpULv)
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2020 04:40 PM (oiNtH)
I move that we sell Greta to Zod. All in favor?
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
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I remember those days. After the first six months of hard work, those little guys start getting a personality and reacting to you and finally gets fun.
Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (G0vdT)
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and they operate under the general rule of 'acceptable civilian loss' protection.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (R57n+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
You didn't take our advice did you.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Vanya
he's probably going to want a sweetener
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (FZYNt)
We have achieved peak stupidity. I think she's going to blow!
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
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I remember those days. After the first six months of hard work, those little guys start getting a personality and reacting to you and finally gets fun.
Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (G0vdT)
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The six year old is much less adorable than his little brother.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
We won't know for a while if Sweden's approach was correct or not. We know right now that the orders of many of these idiot governors are unconstitutional and excessive.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (HabA/)
Actually, we do know. Remember the fear was that the disease would progress exponentially, and the Health Care system would be overloaded. That has not happened in Sweden, and in fact new cases appear to be leveling off.
As long as the Health System was not overloaded, then it was absolutely the best policy to get as many people exposed as quickly as possible, thus bringing about herd immunity quickly.
Sweden has won it's bet. It's clear now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 04:43 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
You didn't take our advice did you.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (Zm+LZ)
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His mother was off unpacking things. I kind of had no choice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
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Time to liveblog the diaper change.
As long as it didn't blow out the top of the diaper all up his back, you're fine.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2020 04:43 PM (KATBx)
Also, Remember: when obama was ruining our Economy and putting millions out of work and causing the price of gas to increase, he told people to buy more efficient cars instead of driving their big suvs.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (FpULv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
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Time to liveblog the diaper change.
As long as it didn't blow out the top of the diaper all up his back, you're fine.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)
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Um....about that...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: CN at April 22, 2020 04:35 PM (ONvIw)
Yep.
"First do no harm."
"You're kidding, right?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (BA9Nh)
Wouldn't work on my wife, she'd notice the smell right away. That's why I would acknowledge the smell, but pull the "I thought that was just a toot, I'd investigate but I have to do something for work" headfake.
In actuality I'm just kidding. I changed a whole boatload of poopy diapers. I'd just change the kid.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (YYlyE)
Sad.
Even sadder, apprarently he's over 60% approval with Republicans. Must be a special breed.
Posted by: RM at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (U3LtS)
https://tinyurl.com/ycpsk6yy
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 22, 2020 04:09 PM (lg/F7)
Open sores are common with dementia patients
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
Our nearly six year old today: I am tired of life bossing me around. I just want to golf and I can't because of the virus.
Me: I blame the democrats.
Him: Democrats are mean.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
A vaccine for what, dumbass governors?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (6hhGV)
Dear Mr. Inslee,
Very few people are willing to sit still and starve to death. If you make it impossible for them to feed themselves within the law, they will do so outside of it and nothing you do will stop them because they don't want to starve.
Yours,
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM
Has Zod offended you in some way recently?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 22, 2020 04:38 PM (DcsjI)
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They will kill your pet Gila Monster and then make you watch them eat it.
Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM
Has Zod offended you in some way recently?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (ejd/p)
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This is going to be like buying oil futures, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
Approved: "I had a job but you made me lose my job. What should I do?" --> "Get a medical degree."
Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
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cherish the day. you have yet to experience teenagers.
I'll take the shitty diaper years ftw.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (R57n+)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (7Fj9P)
In all the schools and Colleges they shut down?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (14Apn)
Posted by: Vanya
he's probably going to want a sweetener
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (FZYNt)
Aye! Throw in some cash, if need be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:46 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:46 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Oh, dear lord was it poop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
You didn't take our advice did you.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM (Zm+LZ)
........
Bet he doesn't listen to our health tips, either.
Posted by: wth at April 22, 2020 04:46 PM (v0R5T)
The stupid continues to burn with that one. Let me retort with what the business owner will say: You've been replaced. Bye.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 04:46 PM (r+sAi)
https://tinyurl.com/ycpsk6yy
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (wiXsO)
*Sigh*
Okay, we sell Greta to Zod with AOC thrown in free. All in favor?
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:46 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 04:46 PM (FpULv)
@ 324
I live in the Lake George/Saratoga region, NGU.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2020 04:43 PM (KATBx)
I grew up 20 miles east of Saratoga, NY. Still have family there.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2020 04:46 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 04:46 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:42 PM
Has Zod offended you in some way recently?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (ejd/p)
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This is going to be like buying oil futures, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
Selling oil futures. You pay him to take it. I think.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (+oVP5)
In all the schools and Colleges they shut down?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (NgKpN)
We need to mobilize the 101st Sociologists to fight this war! With the 82nd Gender Studies division in reserve!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (BA9Nh)
463
@ 324
I live in the Lake George/Saratoga region, NGU.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2020 04:43 PM (KATBx)
I grew up 20 miles east of Saratoga, NY. Still have family there.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2020 04:46 PM (N39Ws)
Was in the area mumbledy years ago. Nice area.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (KnJdm)
Teething? Teething dumps are the worst.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (tPWAS)
Urban living promotes collectivism. Rural living promotes individualism.
It's all about population density.
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (C1H3H)
Obligatory: Just wait until they hit their teens!! Cute is not the word that will spring to mind. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (bDqIh)
24 million out of work - no problem, give him them 1,000 bucks will only cost 24 trillion. We can afford that.
Posted by: Jerome R Lamb at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (HrUeK)
I saw Joe on a GOP vid yesterday, his face is all red and splotchy and open sores on his forehead, like he's sunburned.
I've noticed other politicians with sunburned faces. I wonder if they're blasting them with UVs.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (K22Va)
This clip also makes great campaign fodder for Trump. As we saw from that ad with Pelosi eating ice cream, Trump isn't afraid to use the Dems own words against them like the oh so classy Bushes and Romney are.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2020 04:4
Yoo hoo!
Posted by: US MINT at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (sQq+E)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (FpULv)
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That's where mail-in voting comes in, Comrade.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (uEbPt)
https://tinyurl.com/ycpsk6yy
Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (wiXsO)
Okay I have to retract my opinion that as dumb as AOC is, she has a higher IQ than Obama. I was wrong.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (EV+4+)
In our house, the agreement was she got up in the middle of the night (mostly) and I did the poopy diapers. If she was really dragging or I just happened to be only lightly sleeping I got up in the night too.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (tPWAS)
That, plus what is going to be the impact of this forced trial of online education?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (BA9Nh)
I learned that on TV.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (Ecqh2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2020 04:49 PM (fKRmr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 04:49 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 04:39 PM (bW1Yb)
I just looked into this, and it seems as though De Blasio can't run for a third consecutive term after all. He can, however, run again for mayor after a four-year break.
Let's see if he tries to pull a Putin/Medvedev maneuver.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 04:49 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 04:49 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2020 04:45 PM (ejd/p)
No, I just think it'd be funny.
"How dare you!"
"Zod dares. You will finish reading this earth science textbook. Do it now."
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:49 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"
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I was pretty good about changing my daughters' diapers but drew the line at potty-training. Told my wife if I did that it would only sow the seeds of later daddy issues.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 22, 2020 04:49 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 04:50 PM (iTXRQ)
or the real answer for the coal miners, to Hillary's "learn to code"
"Learn to Kill Commie Tyrants" -- in the end, history shows strength, not submission, is the defense of liberty that works against tyranny of the elitists and mafias.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2020 04:50 PM (Cus5s)
Apparently it's not been confirmed that the Steele dossier was included in the FISA warrant at Obama's direct request.
Things gonna get squiffy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
So ... like ... staying out of work does.
Ladies and Gentlemen, that is gravity-defying stupidity.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:50 PM (Eicbe)
Sad.
Even sadder, apprarently he's over 60% approval with Republicans. Must be a special breed.
Posted by: RM at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (U3LtS)
I'll buy Murphy has high approval numbers among Democrats, but not Republicans. In addition to being a natural fascist, he's personally very unlikeable.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2020 04:50 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 04:50 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 04:51 PM (Boy/L)
druggie overdoses= NARCAN!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)
Can't you do compressions only and slap an AED on?
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:51 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 04:51 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (BA9Nh)
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I can tell you what my son's friends are saying. If their schools don't open back up in the fall, unless they get a big reduction in tuition they are either going to take the semester off or take classes from the local community college instead.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 04:51 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2020 04:51 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:50 PM (Eicbe)
Now about those gravity-defying (for now) breasts of AOC.....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2020 04:51 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Fredo at April 22, 2020 04:51 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (FpULv)
It's a tumah.
Posted by: Ahnold at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (v0R5T)
It's one page with no documentation. Nothing to lose.
Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2020 04:14 PM (mrrpT)
Yes it is. My accountant put an application in for me and I got a confirmation # also.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2020 04:15 PM (85Gof)
Mine showed up in my business account yesterday. $4k, 1 for each employee. Helps for a week, anyway.
Posted by: free tibet at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (DMQdU)
Is that "it's now been confirmed. . .?"
because if so -- HOLY SH#T
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2020 04:51 PM (QzF6i)
No doubt. Especially if you have a really brilliant, incisive point to make.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (87EdW)
Is that "it's now been confirmed. . .?"
because if so -- HOLY SH#T
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (bDqIh)
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Damn. Yes. Now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (LvTSG)
Don't forget to strap them down first. Whole lot of those trash bags will wake up swinging because you just ruined their high.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:53 PM (YYlyE)
It's all about population density.
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (C1H3H)
Does it promote it, or select for it?
For example, if you're a criminal, a druggie, or a fruit, living in a small town must be difficult, since the community will quickly realize that. So such people naturally gravitate toward cities, where people in the community will not realize who/what they're dealing with nearly so readily.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:53 PM (BA9Nh)
because if so -- HOLY SH#T
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (bDqIh)
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Yawn.
You wingnuts. LOL.
Posted by: Progs at April 22, 2020 04:53 PM (Eicbe)
Is that "it's now been confirmed. . .?"
because if so -- HOLY SH#T
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (bDqIh)
Jack? JackStraw? Come out and explain this....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2020 04:53 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Vanya at April 22, 2020 04:53 PM (BAsqb)
Unless he does a Bloomberg and buys off people (to run under another Party) he can't run again, but he doesn't have the money of Bloomberg to do that and at this point he's just detested by almost everyone
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2020 04:53 PM (bW1Yb)
_________________
You really want a country where people like Nancy Pelosi, Amy Schumer, Rosie O'Donnell, etc., are prancing around in crotchless panties?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2020 04:53 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
Really insightful observation. I always wondered what would happen if Obama ever stepped outside the protective bubble. Imagine his reaction if a member of the press asked a question other than variants of 'How does it feel to be so amazing?' and 'May I blow you?'
Posted by: troyriser at April 22, 2020 04:53 PM (E2EAq)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RM at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (U3LtS)
I find these polls correspond with the percentage of people still getting paid.
All these people are "LOCKDOWN STAY AT HOME OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" up to the minute they get that email announcing impending layoffs
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 04:54 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 22, 2020 04:54 PM (sQq+E)
Why was Obama involved?
And who will ask him this -- other than Trump, because he's been needling Obama on his "wiretapping" Trump Tower since March 2017. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:54 PM (bDqIh)
It's all about population density.
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 04:47 PM (C1H3H)
Does it promote it, or select for it?
Very good question. No idea. Maybe a little of A and a little of B.
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 04:54 PM (C1H3H)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 22, 2020 04:54 PM (kX3ms)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Vanya
yes, but the article specifically says:
New York state just issued a drastic new guideline urging emergency services workers not to bother trying to revive anyone without a pulse when they get to a scene, amid an overload of coronavirus patients.
I read that as no compressions, no AED
FYI, mouth to mouth is no longer part of CPR. compressions only.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:48 PM (BA9Nh)
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I can tell you what my son's friends are saying. If their schools don't open back up in the fall, unless they get a big reduction in tuition they are either going to take the semester off or take classes from the local community college instead.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 04:51 PM (/669Q)
I imagine that that is going to be a widespread reaction, and that (for a while, at least) raising tuition is going to be a fraught exercise.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Axe at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (Eicbe)
*****
I hear you. A long time ago, I used to be an EMT and lifeguard.
Now, this story is about 10 years old, and my memory isn't perfect. But at the time, I was sickened by their actions.
As I remember, this guy was standing in chest high water. Standing. Now, I get a cop wearing 30 pounds of iron and gear isn't going to want to try to to swim to rescue some possibly uncooperative swimmer.
I get it. But me? I'm just wearing my civillian clothes. Minimal risk. I can walk out their and do a rescue. But they wouldn't have let me. And this guy was just standing in the water. Not treading water. Just standing.
He went unconscious due to hypothermia, and then drowned.
This wasn't fast. It wasn't some grizzled sergeant with lots of experience pulling back some rookie from rushing in and getting himself killed in some raging river or on thin lake ice.
This was cold and calculated.
Yeah, you gotta make sure the scene is safe. But this was really...it wasn't good.
Posted by: El Jefe at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 22, 2020 04:44 PM (87EdW)
yeah, long long ago I had a lifesaving certificate. You gotta be in good shape and know what you're doing if you're going to try and save someone from drowning, or you just make things worse. And I would always be scared of ocean if I didn't know the area - riptides can kill even very good swimmers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)
A billion is a thousand million. A trillion is a thousand billion. Both big numbers most people, esp. people with Sen./Rep. before their names, can't understand.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (7Fj9P)
One time I was dealing with a diaper blowout. I was being careful because I was trying to minimize getting poop on things that weren't already covered. While I was busy doing that, my kid went for round two and projectile pooped on me and the wall.
Good times.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (YYlyE)
Why was Obama involved?
And who will ask him this -- other than Trump, because he's been needling Obama on his "wiretapping" Trump Tower since March 2017. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:54 PM (bDqIh)
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Bipartisan Senate committee confirmed it. Saw the story at Red State.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (LvTSG)
Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mayor for Life Andrew Cuomo at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2020 04:56 PM (r+sAi)
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
2m
I will be having a White House Press Conference today at 5:45 P.M. Thank you!
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2020 04:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Being they're still getting paid, they have little understanding that even though it's not THEIR employer shutting down, small businesses aren't an island unto themselves. These things domino and the one that knocks down THEIR jobs hasn't reached them yet.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 04:56 PM (qAR6u)
536 >>Apparently it's now been confirmed that the Steele dossier
was included in the FISA warrant at Obama's direct request.
Is that "it's now been confirmed. . .?"
because if so -- HOLY SH#T
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (bDqIh)
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Damn. Yes. Now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:52 PM (LvTSG)
From the Washington Examiner
https://tinyurl.com/yccf2naj
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2020 04:56 PM (N39Ws)
And who will ask him this -- other than Trump, because he's been needling Obama on his "wiretapping" Trump Tower since March 2017. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:54 PM (bDqIh)
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Because this is not something Valerie could do by herself.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 04:56 PM (Eicbe)
And "Essential" ... what qualities in life are essential? Besides TP and a daily bowl of porridge? Is the elite class doing without their pool boy and maid service?
Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2020 04:56 PM (Cus5s)
Interesting. Sad they're already anticipating this might happen.
This + (hopefully) a reduction in foreign students may just kill a lot of colleges.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: The Plain Truth at April 22, 2020 04:54 PM (C1H3H)
That's my guess, too.
Btw, love your hash: C1H3H = CH4 - methane!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:57 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2020 04:57 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 22, 2020 04:57 PM (xceTB)
https://tinyurl.com/yctz84sq
And they mocked Sarah Palin for pointing out that socialized medicine like Obamacare would lead to Death Panels.
Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2020 04:57 PM (o9UFo)
Protip is to bring a floatation aid because otherwise the rescuer is the only thing for the victim to grab.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 22, 2020 04:57 PM (0OmEj)
This wasn't fast. It wasn't some grizzled sergeant with lots of experience pulling back some rookie from rushing in and getting himself killed in some raging river or on thin lake ice.
This was cold and calculated.
Yeah, you gotta make sure the scene is safe. But this was really...it wasn't good.
Posted by: El Jefe at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (Ae67h)
Well in that situation, unless you had a long lasso to toss around the guy and reel him in, how was the rescuer supposed to save him, if he didn't want to be saved? I wouldn't want to get into a fistfight with a loony in chest high water.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 04:58 PM (V2Yro)
One time I was dealing with a diaper blowout. I was being careful because I was trying to minimize getting poop on things that weren't already covered. While I was busy doing that, my kid went for round two and projectile pooped on me and the wall.
Good times.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (YYlyE)
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We called those "core-breach poopies".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 22, 2020 04:58 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 04:58 PM (F/kAx)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:59 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)
Bring out yer dead!
Posted by: Gheyvin Gruesome, auntie at April 22, 2020 04:59 PM (6ThyK)
Bipartisan Senate committee confirmed it. Saw the story at Red State.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (LvTSG)
WeaselZippers has a story up on it as well.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 22, 2020 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:56 PM (bDqIh)
Let's face it, a lot of colleges need to go the way of the passenger pigeon.
A modest proposal: universities can take foreign students, but Feds tax the difference between overseas tuition and domestic tuition.
So ... how badly do you want "diversity?" How badly do you want this particular student, and the great ability he manifests? Serious question. Admitting brilliant foreign students is great. Admitting One Hung Low to score that overseas tuition is bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 04:59 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Chillin the most at April 22, 2020 04:59 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2020 04:59 PM (XhWtx)
Apparently it's not been confirmed that the Steele dossier was included in the FISA warrant at Obama's direct request.
So, Russki stooge tampers with our elections.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:56 PM (bDqIh)
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His friends say they are getting word from their professors that they may not be open in the fall. Nothing official from the schools yet.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 05:00 PM (/669Q)
NY is the PROBLEM stop sukin up to this idiot Trump or you may join his pied piper Parade with DeBlassion aka Willem Assenpfeffer Commandant.
Posted by: saf at April 22, 2020 05:00 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 22, 2020 04:28 PM (j9HX3)
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MUST continue staying home?
So "seniors" are to be treated like babies?
They can't decide for themselves?
They need Big Nanny to tell them what to do.
LOLGF.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 22, 2020 05:00 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 04:54 PM (bDqIh)
I love the way Trump dunks on the failings of the "previous Administration" in every press conference.
Doesn't call out Obama by name, but ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2020 05:00 PM (BA9Nh)
heh.
Anyone who has been following this for the years it's taken to get to this revelation has assumed it was the case all along.
But this is huge. This is the sitting POTUS being actively involved in the investigation of the other party's candidate for POTUS - his potential successor - using CIA assets, the FBI and a secretive court system that was only intended to be used for cases on an impending national threat from foreign agents. UNREAL. Or was the thought of this happening prior to 2016.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 05:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 22, 2020 04:30 PM
Pics or it didn't happen!
What? I didn't make the HQ rules!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 22, 2020 05:01 PM (/+bwe)
what would happen if Obama ever stepped outside the protective bubble.
Imagine his reaction if a member of the press asked a question other
than variants of 'How does it feel to be so amazing?' and 'May I blow
you?'
Posted by: troyriser at April 22, 2020 04:53 PM (E2EAq)That's easy. It goes like this:
Actual Reporter: Actual question.?
Obama: Strawman, deflect, and grandiose meaningless phrase.
Obama Media Fellateur: The Actual Reporter is a conspiracy theorist and racist who must grovel, starve and die for the Sake of the Good. Repeat x 300
It's easy to be smooth when you have one hundred thousand clamoring asswipes wanting to kill for you.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 22, 2020 05:01 PM (Ecqh2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 04:55 PM (V2Yro)
An Army buddy of mine--a great swimmer--had a riptide story. Said he barely got out of it. If memory serves, the key is to swim laterally, parallel to the beach, and keep trying to go inland, backing up, going on, and trying again until you make it. Not an easy thing to do if you're not a strong swimmer.
Posted by: troyriser at April 22, 2020 05:01 PM (E2EAq)
Damn I despise him.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 05:02 PM (EV+4+)
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A cold vaccine.
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Well, at least we're not waiting for a stupidity vaccine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2020 05:02 PM (+y/Ru)
These people don't want people to be happy. How can you even think of putting people into power who only want to keep you miserable so that you'll give them more power?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 05:02 PM (oVJmc)
Upstate ( Lake George area) needs to start ramping up for tourist season like yesterday. Our economy is based on tourism, so curtailing any part of it hurts badly.
This year's winter sport season was kinda meh, though the well run businesses did okay enough to remain open.
If we remain closed past May 1st, the marginals and a lot of new starts are going under.
I do not like to contemplate an extended shutdown.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2020 05:03 PM (KATBx)
You swim further out and then laterally.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 05:03 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2020 05:00 PM (bDqIh)
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I wonder how soon they are going to insist we forget about all this "Independent DOJ" stuff the tried to push on us!
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2020 05:03 PM (Eicbe)
That shouldn't surprise anybody. They don't give them a first chance.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 22, 2020 05:04 PM (H8QX8)
It's hard to believe anyone can be that tone-deaf, but Cuomo here is our proof.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (/669Q)
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I give you: Nancy "Antoinette" Pelosi & Andrew "Louis XVI" Cuomo
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 22, 2020 05:04 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 22, 2020 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
I do not like to contemplate an extended shutdown.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2020 05:03 PM
Same here in Michigan. The nearby town has been working hard to become an entertainment district, starting with hometowners moving home and turning derelict buildings into theatres and shops. Someone took a gamble and opened a new hotel/restaurant right on the main strip.
They were already hit once when the ferry to/from Canada was wiped out and can't reopen. They need to get up and running again.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 22, 2020 05:06 PM (/+bwe)
services workers not to bother trying to revive anyone without a pulse
when they get to a scene, amid an overload of coronavirus patients. "
WHAT????
HOLY COW.......................................
I, myself, as an MD have revived pulseless people, who'd had (as example) an MI (heart attack)
and who went into a fatal arrhythmia such as ventricular fibrillation.
In many, the MI was survivable, only the electrically irritable heart tissue at the
time of MI led to the fatal arrhythmia...and that tissue healed.
In one case, a man had about 15 episodes like that IN ONE NIGHT, was shocked each time and lived to tell about it after the irritable area was surgically removed.
Damn it, any of us adults could have such an event.
They're going to let saveable people die?
That might qualify as murder.
Posted by: Real MD at April 22, 2020 05:06 PM (TnwAJ)
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2020 03:55 PM (/669Q)
They're feeling supernaturally confident right now. They have absolutely zero fear of Trump or us.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 22, 2020 05:08 PM (H8QX8)
Why didn't you just do it?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 04:59 PM (EV+4+)
******
Apologies for not being clear. I wasn't at the scene. I meant that they would have forbidden me, just as they did others who were there.
This wasn't in the ocean. It was in a bay.
The guy stood in the water for an hour until he passed out and drowned.
They watched.
Now, this was a grown man. They would have made an exception if it was a child, right?
No, they wouldn't. A reporter asked that exact question. The answer was that the policy didn't allow them to do that, because of "liability."
Cops, firemen and EMT's do God's work. They risk their lives for others.
But this wasn't a case of that.
Posted by: El Jefe at April 22, 2020 05:09 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2020 05:09 PM (lhfjm)
Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at April 22, 2020 05:09 PM (hbrUW)
Everything the experts are doing - here and in Sweden - is based on guesses and hunches modeled on, I presume, how other covid viruses have run their courses in the past. Much of what the pols are doing are simply excuses to exercise arbitrary power.
We won't know for a while if Sweden's approach was correct or not. We know right now that the orders of many of these idiot governors are unconstitutional and excessive.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 04:37 PM (HabA/)
Any they haven't destroyed their economy finding out.
Posted by: free tibet at April 22, 2020 05:15 PM (u/mHG)
Posted by: Bob at April 22, 2020 05:17 PM (kI2il)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 22, 2020 05:08 PM
Well, here in Michigan, the Whitmer Wonderland, our governor got her ass handed to her yesterday after she picked a technology company known for helping Dems and progressive nonprofits to handle tracking the Xin Flu cases. And she's getting sued for unilaterally appropriating funds, suspending statutes enacted by the legislature, and basically overreaching her "emergency powers."
I think the worm is turning on her. It's just a shame that she's not up for election.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 22, 2020 05:17 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 04:58 PM (V2Yro)
I wouldn't either. It is an understandable concern. And yes, fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
But they just stood there on the beach for an hour and waited until he died.
They didn't war game it among themselves, and consider all sorts of options.
They didn't consider getting rope from a store, or making a human chain, or even just approaching him to a safe distance to try to talk to him, to ascertain his mental condition.
They just did nothing. Stayed on the shore and watched.
Posted by: El Jefe at April 22, 2020 05:19 PM (Ae67h)
I am beginning to think our elites ain't so smart.
Posted by: butch at April 22, 2020 05:20 PM (hXu8T)
Cuomo's Naso -Labial folds would keep dikes in work for a week.
Posted by: saf at April 22, 2020 05:52 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: RobertM at April 22, 2020 06:06 PM (lEqw+)
Posted by: aelfheld at April 22, 2020 06:08 PM (IxDhF)
Watching a party go full retard is certainly something.
Posted by: DJ3way at April 22, 2020 06:11 PM (bhPL1)
And these dipshits run things.
I'd like to blame just the dipshits for their incompetence and, equally, their hostility towards those they consider inferior, but they aren't getting to these positions on their own. A lot of support dipshits keep voting them into power.
I keep noticing a lot more irreconcilable differences in authority these days, more so than I had hoped. I'm also sensing a growing disturbance in the force.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 22, 2020 06:16 PM (6eEQ+)
Bobblehead idea is brilliant
My daughter got one in her Inauguration goodie bag; she worked on Hill & got to go because of all the defecting black caucus morons
Sadly she's not a Trump fan--my children are stupid that way
Posted by: maybe CA isn't so bad at April 22, 2020 06:21 PM (l9Soe)
Posted by: Menack at April 22, 2020 06:27 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: nip at April 22, 2020 07:08 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: Thomas J Reilly at April 22, 2020 07:24 PM (6wOsm)
lost my job for the company just went belly up....But Im saving
lives...My mortgage company just called and told me yesterday that im
lapsing and to prepare to move from the home for my mortgage is not
being paid....But Im saving lives....I will be checking food banks to
see if I can get a bag of food but I cant use my car cause I have no
fuel money...But Im saving lives...There is a shelter open but its full
and I might have to pitch a tent somewhere safe at night or live in my
car with my children...But Im saving lives...CDC just called and warned
me about my children yesterday because I wont be able to feed them and
cloth them soon .....But Im saving lives...My family is in the same
spot I am ....But we are saving lives.... Im afraid if I have a heart
attack they wont resuscitate me because in New York the new rule is to
let them die...But Im saving lives..
Now you tell me Americans when
this will end?.......It wont..Not until they take out our beloved
president who is actually trying to save lives but everything he says
they reject and will take this fake virus epidemic yes epidemic...for
its no where near the totals of a true pandemic...Could it be the UN is
involved in taking down a president who doesnt play by their rules?
Could it be Feinstein of California who was clearly sleeping with China
like so many of the liberals like Joe Biden and friends in congress be
apart of this fake pandemic that only kills compromised health issues in
the elderly...Are we ready to sacrifice all the hard work we did for so
many years to have it all taken away at the end to JUST SAVE LIVES..Why
do I have to throw my life away to save lives? Why are judges making
laws and not the legislature like our constitution says..TO SAVE LIVES?
ARE WE GOING TO THROW AWAY ALL OUR FREEDOM TO SAVE LIVES? WTFU AMERICA
THE WOLF IS IN THE HEN HOUSE!!! Has anyone ever heard of the word
immunity before? This is how you fight a Virus.
Posted by: Gwen at April 22, 2020 08:47 PM (KSza+)
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