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Media Currently Freaking Out That Trump Will Impose Temporary Suspension of Immigration
Remember -- it's right and Constitutional that American citizens should be locked into their homes like prisoners (while actually prisoners are set loose to roam the streets and murder), but foreign immigrants must not be inconvenienced one little bit while Americans are on lockdown.
See, American citizens must shelter in place, but foreigners can roam the place as they will. They have carte blanche. This makes sense to the leftwing media panic vampires and their neoliberal NeverTrump Renfields.Trump administration officials on Tuesday morning scrambled to finalize an executive order after President Donald Trump said in a late-night tweet he would temporarily suspend immigration to the United States as the nation battles the health and economic effects of the coronavirus pandemic. "In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States!" he tweeted. Officials were still working to draft the executive order, according to an administration official, but hope to have it completed in the next few days for Trump to sign. While the language is still being finalized, the order is expected to temporarily halt the issuance of new green cards and work visas -- steps that had already effectively already been in place amid the coronavirus pandemic. A second administration official told CNN the executive order will be a "temporary 120 days or so" halt on "some" work visas to mitigate some of the unemployment concerns related to the pandemic. Other aspects of the order remain unclear inside the administration, including what legal authorities the President will rely upon in the order and what other elements of immigration -- including family immigration and potential exemptions -- might be included.By the way, pay no attention to the fact that New York City, America's little petri dish for the plague, has the highest levels of illegal immigrant residents, the highest level of legal immigrant residents (who certainly travel abroad more than natural born citizens), and the highest level of foreign travelers coming to and moving through New York City. Just ignore all that. Just shut up, stop asking questions or pointing out facts, and Clap For Your Heroic Civil Servants and Media Truth-Tellers.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: TheHoser at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (+erct)
Posted by: Steven G. Johnson at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (aMtHI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (+erct)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (bvp+i)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (pweBr)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (fGCR9)
Get AMERICANS working again.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Demedia at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (Eicbe)
LOL so... Sean Penn is claiming he's going to patrol
the streets with a shotgun to enforce quarantine "like he did after
Katrina."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Is this for real?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (PUbDc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (+erct)
That's what I love about the guy.
Posted by: jwest at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (NgKpN)
May all these jerks get unknown untreatable Third World diseases from all this imported humanity
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (boerB)
Does it have another raise for congress in it? Or money for specific pet colleges? The Kennedy Center getting another handout?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (KZzsI)
Media Currently Freaking Out That Trump Will Impose Temporary Suspension of Immigration
Fuck this "temporary" shit -- make it permanent.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Pliney at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (+erct)
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (Eicbe)
And also we need immigrants to travel here from all over the world.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)
Yup... just like when he closed the US off to china and the left bitched about it. Now he is putting an exclamation on on it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (PUbDc)
Posted by: jmel at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (OeWgo)
LOL so... Sean Penn is claiming he's going to patrol
the streets with a shotgun to enforce quarantine "like he did after Katrina."
Publicly release your intended patrol route, Sean ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (BRpqW)
Can't wait for the Babylon Bee headline.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (pweBr)
The Karens will call the cops on you if you drive to the local park...but drive up from Tijuana and work on Karen's landscaping? NO PROBLEM!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (/wCkN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (uZuKb)
Fake Republican for the Fake News jen rubin was quick to call the president, yep, you guessed it, a racist.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (PUbDc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (UdYkW)
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Day 1: "Trump must shut down the states with no statutory authority that allows him to do it!"
Day 33: "Trump's using his wide authority on immigration to limit immigration?! What?!?!?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
Come on, if it saves just one life right?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (pweBr)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: Phil Murphy and Andrew Cuomo at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (+erct)
the streets with a shotgun to enforce quarantine "like he did after Katrina."
Didn't also say that anybody who criticized Hugo Chavez should be executed?
Please tell me he has been diagnosed with a mental illness.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
Rather than a "nuts to butts" ticker tape parade for health care workers, how about a parade for all the real heroes of this "crisis"?
I speak, of course, of the Karens.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (svbBD)
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The constitution is very clear in that it doesn't actually apply to those living in America, but only those who wish to come here against the wishes of those who do live here.
It's science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Phil Murphy and Andrew Cuomo at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (boerB)
in the "public charge" category, which is grounds for deportation.
***
The INS should raid the CA welfare dept and take copies of their databases.
You know, if you do this just ONCE the illegals will never let the left sign them up for any freebies like this again....
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (WdocV)
Uhh... H1Bs are still a go, though, right? Pretty please?
Posted by: concerned Chamber of Commerce cucks at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (DTX3h)
e Blasio's social distancing tip line flooded with penis photos, Hitler memesPosted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (/jZjK)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (boerB)
This is about the legal process of immigration. "Jobs Americans won't do" is about border-jumpers.
Again, he has no more control over that today than he did yesterday. Otherwise, Trump should declare an end to murder.
We've tolerated murder far too long. Time to end it.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Joey "Penetratus Digitalus" Biden at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (OGKAM)
But I do want to state for the record that I am open to the policy of unchecked immigration for Eastern European women between the ages of 18 and 45.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Ept+j)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Pqcjt)
Posted by: Nanzi Pelousi and her merry band of socialists at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCEU2)
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"Listen, as long as we can vote in their names in November, we don't give a shit what they do."
-The Democratic Party
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (LvTSG)
So what do Leftists want illegals and legal immigrants do if everyone should be sheltered?
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Do their yardwork? Trevor and Caitlin are too busy doing volunteer work over the internet to do it you know.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (PUbDc)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (bvp+i)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (oVJmc)
But it's not. It's racist!!11!
Our press is sooooo predictable, it's boring.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (z79tQ)
Just like how they all wanted Bush to announce he was watching muslim males extra carefully leading up to 9/11 because he had a "warning". They would have absolutely believed Bush thought something like 9/11 was gonna happen and gone along with it happily. Totally.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (pweBr)
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (ptqGC)
___
Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to make sure.
Posted by: Some Colonial Marine, who for the record was right at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (VhoGE)
Supposedly he donated all his guns to a sculptor who melted them down and made this
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y77wv4vd
Which I'm pretty sure I could make with ten minutes and a welder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
====See, they7 had to "scramble" under Trump. Under preezy Shit Midas they would have methodically and deliberately done the EO.
Orange Man always bad.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Ept+j)
Single women.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (/jZjK)
https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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Play clips of Democrats talking about how racist and violent America is in South American countries nonstop?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Commiecrat at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (EgshT)
* This is premature - I am making an assumption.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (uZuKb)
Corona... Queens.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (PUbDc)
Will our "betters" be out and about, or safer at home?
Questions a hunter will have to answer.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (k2nzL)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (6qpCe)
Single women.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (/jZjK)
....
I dunno.
I'd take two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (Ept+j)
Supposedly he donated all his guns to a sculptor who melted them down and made this
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y77wv4vd
Which I'm pretty sure I could make with ten minutes and a welder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
So the shotgun escaped?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (PUbDc)
If it is and I see him, I'll fear for my life......and act accordingly.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Or maybe the president got word that the Court was ruling against him on DACA and he's wisely getting ahead of it and making another move before it looks like he's reacting to DACA?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (PUbDc)
A temporary halt. For 25 years or so. That suits me fine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (s2VJv)
Trump is baiting them to bring up ...
H.R.2214 -- 116th Congress (2019-2020)
NO BAN Act
Sponsor: Rep. Chu, Judy [D-CA-27] (Introduced 04/10/2019) Cosponsors: (219)
Committees: House - Judiciary; Foreign Affairs; Homeland Security; Intelligence (Permanent)
Committee Reports: H. Rept. 116-413
Latest Action: House - 03/05/2020 Placed on the Union Calendar, Calendar No. 333.
This bill imposes limitations on the President's authority to suspend
or restrict aliens from entering the United States and terminates
certain presidential actions implementing such restrictions.
The first university to announce it was closing was Stanford, on March 6th.
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (3aI0K)
Hahaha - Anthony Weiner's Administration would have provided those for you.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (VhoGE)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (pw+jk)
Every word they use is a carefully considered lie.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (pweBr)
Yeah me neither.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Wk9Tm)
Posted by: SH at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: azalea city at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: CN at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: KIM JONG UN at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Ept+j)
Single women.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (/jZjK)
And end chain migration, unless her Sister is Hawt too.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (PUbDc)
The ban is also meant to force the Dems who want to stay on lockdown into a corner.
How can they oppose Trump on this and yet keep the citizens under house arrest? Forget the media; the people will see this and the Dems will have to cave.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (VhoGE)
Sun shines on a dog's ass, once in a while.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
LOL so... Sean Penn is claiming he's going to patrol
the streets with a shotgun to enforce quarantine "like he did after
Katrina."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Is this for real?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (PUbDc) "
Oh, please come to Wisconsin to do that.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (cqteU)
Sometimes you just need a Pinochet to clean out the system. How do you say free helicopter rides in Noo Yucker?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (WdocV)
Well he did marry Madonna.
I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (Boy/L)
And thank you for saving hundreds of thousands of lives.
Posted by: SH at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (sX1BW)
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Millions.
Original death estimate was 2.5 million.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (LvTSG)
Very high likelihood.
But they both smoke like chimneys and can drink a Samoan under the table.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (Y274z)
A nice appetizer, but the more reasonable course is to make that "ten years or so".
American citizens have been hostage to this "everyone matters but Americans" philosophy for decades.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (WdocV)
He's really worked very hard, followed all the rules, and had multiple set backs, so it would really be a bummer if this is another issue for him.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (Boy/L)
Barry and Michelle!
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (pweBr)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)
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Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to make sure.
Posted by: Some Colonial Marine, who for the record was right at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (WdocV)
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So, you're saying "Fail Safe" had a happy ending?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (WdocV)
Excellent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (WdocV)
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We're gonna have to wait a few more months to get the created number.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (LvTSG)
Media Currently Freaking Out That Trump Will Impose Temporary Suspension of Immigration
Fuck this "temporary" shit -- make it permanent.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (pNxlR) "
Temporary, just like the income tax.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (cqteU)
"NJ is punching above it's weight class in this fight." "We will leave no soldiers on the battlefield."
"Please God no more deaths."
"We have lost nnn more precious souls today."
"We are Jersey Strong."
it's one floundermouth quote after another. This man is an f'n idiot.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (ogC9I)
It's really for their own protection.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (Ept+j)
No, this is what they are actually saying. Every damn day they find a way to dig the hole deeper.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Y274z)
https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/trump-to-announce-big-deregulation-moves-to-speed-economic-recovery/
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (SgjGX)
I try not to quibble with the boss. But the Renfield simile is inapt.
Renfield died trying to save Harker after the one shred of dignity and self-awareness he had left spoke to him.
The cucks have no fignity or self-respect, and will never turn on their vampiric masters who throw them scraps in return for their pitiable service. Not ever. Renfield was twice the man David French is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Ibl1K)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Wk9Tm)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (lcQJG)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (pweBr)
Posted by: Gabe_G at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (H/2uM)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (ogC9I)
Yes, Yes he is
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (ptqGC)
"NJ is punching above it's weight class in this fight." "We will leave no soldiers on the battlefield."
"Please God no more deaths."
"We have lost nnn more precious souls today."
"We are Jersey Strong."
it's one floundermouth quote after another. This man is an f'n idiot.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (ogC9I)
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"punching about their weight"
That was a dumb little thing Obama always said. Makes me roll my eyes now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
We must be cautious. Where is your mask?
Posted by: The Fauci/Brix Consortium at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (EgshT)
It's really for their own protection.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (Ept+j)
Your logic and facts have NO PLACE in this discussion.
NO PLACE!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
A temporary halt. For 25 years or so. That suits me fine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (s2VJv)
We've allowed over 1 million LEGAL immigrants per year for decades.
The Government admits to at least 15 million illegals, and I'd wager its double that.
So, about 60 MILLION foreign born out of a population of 325 million.
So, close to 20% of the country, was not born here. Are not Native Citizens.
No country can integrate that many foreign born, which is why we see them self segregating.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:39 PM (o2MD2)
The created part we'll have to wait on until the baby boom later this year and early next year
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
It's really for their own protection.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (Ept+j)
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Also have you heard how racist it is here?
And that 1/3 of all college women get raped at college?
And that kids are in constant fear of getting shot at school?
And that police walk around, wantonly murdering black people?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Downcast at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (0/NWT)
"NJ is punching above it's weight class in this fight." "We will leave no soldiers on the battlefield."
"Please God no more deaths."
"We have lost nnn more precious souls today."
"We are Jersey Strong."
Does he think babies have precious souls?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Trump just added another chip to his bargaining stack, to use as leverage against the Dems when the time is right.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (iuFgi)
This will work out well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (A5zUN)
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IIRC Sean Penn blew a hole in his boat with his expertiness usage of his shotgun in NOLA. I doubt he has gotten more experty with the weapon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (pw+jk)
LOLGF
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Wk9Tm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (pweBr)
And the Captain Hindsights.
Whatever would we do without them?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Ept+j)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)
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Game of Thrones has petered out, so no more Khaleesis.
I'm betting a lot of Natashas because of Black Widow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
my grand parents and my wife's grand parents never returned home for a visit
wonder how many times people from the far east and mid east return home ?
3-4 times a year, maybe
and don't even get me started on the Canucks
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (3aI0K)
Or...
maybe the president is, for giggles, trying to smoke out Corporeal Presence, too.
You have to ask: Why isn't the D nominee for president out there today on TV discussing this immigration issue??
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (PUbDc)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)
Let's see if they can get their grift to work on a mark other than the USA.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Y274z)
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Can I just say: ew.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (pweBr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Ept+j)
I think they'll be known as the Quaranteens.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (d6DSt)
Kwarantina
Corona
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (FLiOE)
Big news - Fredo Cuomo is alive! He's alive!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (pNxlR)
Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)
Ma, ma my Sharona.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
Veras gonna make a comeback.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (NgKpN)
They are locked down too
They are more concerned about going hungry than the Wuhan
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Y274z)
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Can I just say: ew.
well it is all in the family... *barf*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (boerB)
They are locked down too
They are more concerned about going hungry than the Wuhan
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (uZuKb)
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Because they are racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:44 PM (LvTSG)
So no one in the media seems to be calling out Mayor Lazyass on his idea to have a mass gathering in NYC.
But hey, those MUH RUBES in Michigan, they are just so stupid and dumb!
Good grief.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 21, 2020 03:44 PM (lg/F7)
UNITED NATIONS -- The head of the U.N. food agency warned Tuesday that,
as the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on
the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of
biblical proportions" within a few months if immediate action isn't
taken by the Chinese in the form of a large check.
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)
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Not that I am against starving the third world, I am. But the UN's track record would indicate that the third world is going to get real fat and soon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:44 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (pw+jk)
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Did he really? Sounds like a real-life Bugs Bunny cartoon.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 03:44 PM (4o2K3)
128 UNITED NATIONS -- The head of the U.N. food agency warned Tuesday that, as the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of biblical proportions" within a few months if immediate action isn't taken by the Chinese in the form of a large check.
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)
Go wave you tin cup in front of Xi, rump swabs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (UwB9m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (boerB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (pNxlR)
Puttin on the Ritz!
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo, Dancing with the SARS at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)
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Him and his camera crew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
We got gas there a few days ago. All gassed up and nowhere to go.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (o2MD2)
Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)
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Karen.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Marc at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (Mblpn)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (o2MD2)
Pizza has come to Zimbabwe...
- - Stevie Wonder
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (pweBr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
We got gas there a few days ago. All gassed up and nowhere to go.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (lwiT4)
Yeah, I'm currently getting about 2 weeks to the gallon.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (NgKpN)
This sounds completely plausible to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (Ept+j)
Does the work really suck that bad that Americans won't do it?
I have no idea - I imagine it's hard, freezing work
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (T8A+w)
The created part we'll have to wait on until the baby boom later this year and early next year
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If there is a baby boom and Trump uses that phrasing, it will be the most epic troll of all time.
Posted by: SH at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (JKNZq)
- - Stevie Wonder
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (s2VJv)
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But due to foolish economic and social policy, the pizza harvest failed...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (Ept+j)
"Hmm..."
- - Manfred Mann
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:44 PM (pw+jk)
Nah, this is just like the UN predicting that third-world children are in danger of being prostituted to UN peacekeepers.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (pw+jk)
He forgot to put the cork in prior to launch:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/ 2005/09/sean-penn-bales-on-rescue-attempt/
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Second Comment Today at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (zcvbQ)
There were butts, but no offerings, and the first time the Africans butchered a live goat in the tiny coffee kitchen, the old Lutheran ladies felt it was time to find a new place to worship.
Posted by: Downcast at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (0/NWT)
Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)
Not Karen, that's for sure
Posted by: Mrs. Albrecht Durer at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (O6DoG)
the streets with a shotgun to enforce quarantine "like he did after
Katrina."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Is this for real?
Posted by: Soothsayer
Hey Sean. Come patrol my street. I dare you.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (Ept+j)
I thought your name is Clinger? So what about Max?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (s2VJv)
My mother worked at an Armour packing plant in the 50s. Back in the 70s, I used to try to get on at Foster Farms. never had any luck. Smithfield pays 12-16 an hour, per the article. It's not fun work, factory jobs seldom are. but I found it fascinating the women at foster farms had their hair done nicely, for the most part.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (Ept+j)
When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, we're all gonna jump for joy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Can I really go zero -to- oh shit in five seconds?
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (VcFUs)
No such thing. It's more like they'd rather pay below minimum wage with no benefits so they can donate the profits to the DNC.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (ZGrMX)
_______________
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
Jane Fonda and Ted Turner (and Jane Fonda and Roger Vadim, and Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (o2MD2)"
Zimbabwe II - This Time We'll Get It Right !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: azalea city at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (5tS25)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (boerB)
as the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on
the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of
biblical proportions
What exactly is biblical proportions?
Is that like a cubit?
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (vd8XM)
expertiness usage of his shotgun in NOLA. I doubt he has gotten more
experty with the weapon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (pw+jk)
He forgot to put the cork in prior to launch:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/ 2005/09/sean-penn-bales-on-rescue-attempt/
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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OK but I like my theory better and you know how the media lies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (pw+jk)
Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)
There are already reports of children being named Corona and Covid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Is Sean related to Epi?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 03:51 PM (8xelJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:51 PM (Ept+j)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2020 03:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at April 21, 2020 03:51 PM (OGKAM)
Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)
====
Karen.
Posted by: Jukin
Ka'Rona Vyress.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (pw+jk)
Won't argue.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Here's a nice rememberberry:
April 2003: Anti-gun anit-war political activist Sean Penn's car was stolen. Penn reports to police that he also left two guns in the car.
Penn's car was stolen in Berkeley and when the vehicle was recovered, the two guns were missing. The local cops were kind enough to remind Penn that, though his pieces had been pinched, his license was specifically for the two weapons, so he could not legally arm himself with a substitute sidearm.
and...
While the car did not appear to be damaged, police said, it was missing two guns that Penn told police had been left inside -- a loaded 9mm Glock handgun inside the car and an unloaded .38-caliber Smith & Wesson revolver in the trunk.
It must be nice to be an unaccountable hollywood celery.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (iXSBz)
the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of
biblical proportions
Yet they're dumping milk and ditching produce.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (boerB)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (JKNZq)
Corona?
__________________
In the 'hood: Kwaran' tene
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (k4dH2)
Ka'Rona Vyress.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (7jTtI)
K'waranteen and K'ronavyriss
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
The truth is America needs no immigrants and hasn't for quite some time. "Skilled" worker visas is just as much of a con job and scam on American citizens as the illegal aliens flooding our shores.
As far as unskilled labor, with the Late Unpleasantness there is no way to justify any of it.
At the end of the day Americans in overwhelming majorities want a moratorium on all immigration, and have for decades. 1986 Congress was supposed to have fixed all this. They want the illegals deported.
Apart from whether any of this is "xenophobic" or "racist" or "isolationist" or "provincial" is immaterial. This is what Americans elected their officials to do.
If they don't want to enforce the laws, if they don't want to abide by the constitution or represent their constituents then they need to find another line of work. Don't give me this "These are not our values" or "This isn't who we are".
Bullshit. The question isn't "who we are"; it's who do we want to be and Americans don't want to be a third world shithole just because a bunch of globalist cocksuckers have made it their personal hobby to destroy the US.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (/NSUP)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Sounds like a Klingon name...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (boerB)
"Pfft."
- - T. Pringles
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (s2VJv)
Sounds like Insom needs to ask his employers what the hell is going on!
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (NgKpN)
And if you use Discover you get 5% back on gas, Uber, Lyft and Wholesale club purchases from April-June. Oh well, at least I'm not spending any money.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (/6mAD)
Corona?
__________________
In the 'hood: Kwaran' tene
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (k4dH2)
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Sit down and shut up, A-A-ron.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
How many people have been hurt by Sean Penn's missing guns because he's an irresponsible hypocrite?
You think we'll ever know?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (iXSBz)
Bill Gates & Bill Gates.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (7jTtI)
Lots of pork though, a bit more expensive than usual
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (T8A+w)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)
Had a great aunt named Clara.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (k4dH2)
La-Kwaran' tene
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (9hauA)
Sounds like Insom needs to ask his employers what the hell is going on!
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)
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It's Neil Gaiman's world, we're just living in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (zr5Kq)
the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of
biblical proportions
Yet they're dumping milk and ditching produce.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (lwiT4)
Hell, since we're resetting things anywho.
Second look at Ethanol in Gas?
Seeing as how oil prices have cratered?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (vd8XM)
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Riiiight. What's a cubit?
Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (4o2K3)
Sounds like Insom needs to ask his employers what the hell is going on!
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)
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It's Neil Gaiman's world, we're just living in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM
Dom
Tsifardey'ah
Dever
Penem
Maches B'chores
Chinese Lung Gleet
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (s2VJv)
Of course, subtraction by addition. That blow on the head really cleared it up for me!
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Eicbe)
the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of
biblical proportions
Yet they're dumping milk and ditching produce.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (lwiT4)
Funny how shutdowns work. A friend living in CA has been telling me about how the stores are now constantly out of meat and produce.
Posted by: Someguy at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)
Had a great aunt named Clara.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)
Did she smell of naphtha?
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (o2MD2)
Uber, Lyft and Wholesale club purchases from April-June. Oh well, at
least I'm not spending any money.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (/6mAD)
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I'm waiting for $0 per barrel to translate to cheaper gas in Kalifornia. I will be waiting a very, very long time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (4o2K3)
20 bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (4o2K3)
++++++++++++
About two and half hands.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (hYcqw)
K'waranteen and K'ronavyriss
What are 'Names on resumes that go straight into the trash'?
Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
Love that bit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)
Is Sean related to Epi?
____________
Unlikely. Epi pens are useful. Sean Penns, not so much.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (k4dH2)
Did she smell of naphtha?
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (90T4r)
Died young. Before I was born. Momma loved her dearly, so I was told.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (o2MD2)
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It depends on where you start measuring... or so I have been told.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (T8A+w)
Posted by: Priapism at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (2cfUo)
Uber, Lyft and Wholesale club purchases from April-June. Oh well, at
least I'm not spending any money.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (/6mAD)
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I'm waiting for $0 per barrel to translate to cheaper gas in Kalifornia. I will be waiting a very, very long time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (pw+jk)
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I'm sure thee California legislature will quickly find ways to selflessly take more money from you through increased gas taxes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Pig Penn.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Katy Tur at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (sWM8x)
Leo Penn was a director. He directed at least one Kojak, that I know of.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (iXSBz)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)
My late mother's first name.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (hOMhY)
You need a light jacket for the temperature and you can't be squeamish. You make the same few cuts over and over since you're working as a cog in a disassembly line. Pay is low, and there's not many ways to stand out, except in bad ways. No prior skills needed.
So low pay, unskilled, dirty, physical work. It is good for people with limited options, but the companies won't spend a cent they don't have to on labor or on cattle.
Posted by: Downcast at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (0/NWT)
_______________
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
Jane Fonda and Ted Turner (and Jane Fonda and Roger Vadim, and Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (k4dH2)
Barack and Michelle Obama
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (lwiT4)
Sad, but unconnected.
The supply chain in this country is now broken, and the stuff that used to go to wholesale for restaurants has nowhere to go.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
Love that bit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)
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Did you say something, Jo-R-din?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (TqxwF)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Someguy
But, but, but they said we could stay shut down until 2022.
Bwahahahahahahaha!!
F'n idiots.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (hYcqw)
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Same as in town.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)
My wife has a cousin named Clara.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Someguy at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)
My local McDonalds doesn't have 1/4 Lbers. Only Regular patties.
So Big macs only currently.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (NgKpN)
You see, the MSM/DNC is saying that the CCP Lung Flu is the worst thing ever, and we can never go back to normal and/or stop quarantining.
However, these people love the future and current illegal voters more than life itself.
In a canny move, Trump has told them either quarantine forever and never see another immigrant, or give up the quarantine, admit it's all a sham and get your illegals back.
Choose one: covid or illegals. Brilliant.
Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is a bioweapon at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
Smart restaurants are taking it, repackaging it, and selling it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (hOMhY)
Yeah, they can't sell it direct to the public and businesses cannot retool in a week to start making other products.
Trump should get the Ag department to dump a lot of those stupid "you can't sell from the farm" regulations and that would help a lot. Some states are fast-passing bills to allow it locally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
I liked Eddie Murphy's Bill Cosby doing stand-up impression better.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (T8A+w)
Choose one: covid or illegals. Brilliant.
Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is a bioweapon at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (ZCiJZ)
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"We'll take the illegals. Covid is no longer a threat."
-The Left
"Yeah...but they could be a threat again. Decreased immigration!"
-Trump
"How did he do that?"
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)
My wife has a cousin named Clara.
Posted by: Sponge
Aunt Bea had a friend named Clara.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
No I didn't, Mr. Mad-EE-sone.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Yes, assuming they are still open for business.
And a lot of them aren't.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)
My wife has a cousin named Clara.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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Robert Schumann had a wife named Clara.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (4o2K3)
Dick length.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy
So that's why the Ark was a dingy.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Zombie Richard Pryor at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (wfBKC)
_______________
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
Jane Fonda and Ted Turner (and Jane Fonda and Roger Vadim, and Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (k4dH2)
Barack and Michelle Obama
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (M+Lyo)
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Ladies and gentlemen we have a winnah!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)
My Mom's, since passed, first name was Clara. Her middle name was Hildegard.
Posted by: Archer at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Someguy at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)
One worker at a fruit processing plant kicked the bucket and the whole system shuts down for two weeks.
Same thing happened with meat.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (TqxwF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
No I didn't, Mr. Mad-EE-sone.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
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Good. Cause I taught in the inner city, and I will not take an churlish behavior from the likes of you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (LvTSG)
won 1st prize at the fair every year.
Posted by: Andy Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (boerB)
Chelsea and Bradley Manning
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (Eicbe)
No genuine authentic Refugees should be admitted, except by being offset by illegal aliens.
"Sorry World. 30 Million illegal aliens flooding our shores over the years has precluded taking in anybody.
And please - send these goddamned bleeding heart assholes the motherfucking BILL. Directly. If all this virtue signaling and "charity" using other people's money were coming out of THEIR pocket, there would be a 30 foot wall, and iPhones would come with ICE on speed-dial.
Leftist wanker types are the cheapest bastards on the planet, now that's a fact.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (/NSUP)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (CqE5x)
FWIW I also had a cousin Delbert.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (geGrP)
The supply chain in this country is now broken, and the stuff that used to go to wholesale for restaurants has nowhere to go.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (z79tQ)
Local chicken processor is selling institutional packaged product to the public.
Two hour wait in line.
The food isn't the problem. The producers are struggling with the packaging.
My restaurant buddy doing takeout says there is a surplus of food on their side.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (hOMhY)
I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.
_______________
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
Jane Fonda and Ted Turner (and Jane Fonda and Roger Vadim, and Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (k4dH2)
Barack and Michelle Obama
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (M+Lyo)
===
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winnah!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (pw+jk)
The Duck and Duckess of Cambridge
Posted by: Archer at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (gmo/4)
Not that I'm at all a fan of people sending photographs of their penis in the normal course of things, but in this case, it's funny, because that's the kind of response this d**k move of Comrade De Blasio deserves.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (Eicbe)
Hell, we'll riff on Anything.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: azalea city at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Hannibal Lector at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (u6xw0)
Grandma had a friend named Clara. She and the old girls used to come over and play cards with grandma.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (iXSBz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: vmom 2020
One bison rancher who raises bison for restaurants has pivoted to selling direct to the public.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (boerB)
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One of my pards served aboard the Hancock.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (boerB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (gLvCH)
Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Archer at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (gmo/4)
I think that's mostly just her.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)
It's even worse than that. Yesterday one of the "journalists" (/spit) got onto Trump because he let American citizens and legal residents return from China to the U.S.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: x at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (nFwvY)
Chelsea and Bradley Manning
____________
LOL.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (k4dH2)
Choose one: covid or illegals. Brilliant.
- - - -
The Left has been allowed to have mutually exclusive demands for decades (e.g., save the spotted owl but also, build moar bird-killing windmills), and it is is so very nice that we finally have someone who demands they settle these impossible demands such as immigration vs. shelter in place.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (boerB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)
I didn't give a rat's rectum about either one, frankly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (YqDXo)
Same thing happened with meat.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (TqxwF)
Get y'all some pork while you can.
The biggest meat processing plant in the world is going to be shut down.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (/jZjK)
I'm still broken up about jeff goldblum
just such a multitalented actor and musician
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
isn't fucking randoms skanks a pre-requisite to being a NBA player?
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM
Reminds me of copying your butt on the copy machine back in the day or faxing it to a friend as a joke.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (gLvCH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (8xelJ)
My restaurant buddy doing takeout says there is a surplus of food on their side.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (hOMhY)
Funny how capricious decisions on what is essential or not has second and third order effects.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (z79tQ)
I'm still broken up about jeff goldblum
just such a multitalented actor and musician
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (j9HX3)
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That Geena Davis was able to get away with it still sticks in my craw.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (LvTSG)
Harry is not narcissistic, just a manipulated dumbass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (Boy/L)
Well, he is an Oaf. And inbred royalty.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (90T4r)
So the die has largely been cast.
We are well on our way to being an Hispano-Asian country.
Hopefully our new overlords won't sanction wet-markets, bull fighting and child brides.
Something tells me that the NT's of tomorrow will be writing articles like, "Three cheers for child brides," "The conservative Case for Wet Markets," "Bullfighting: If it was good enough for Hemingway it's good enough for The USA"
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (AIJBP)
Just like beating the crap out of them for being in the NFL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (rePbs)
Sean Penn and Madonna!
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (j9HX3)
"He was turning into a FLY!!!!"
--Geena's silicone-injected face
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (gLvCH)
But leave mosques and bathhouses open. Fight Islamophobia and homophobia!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (wfBKC)
I'm sorry but this is still my favorite: "La-a."
That is "Ladasha" for you privileged MFers.
looks more like "lahyphena"
Posted by: Anachronda at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (boerB)
Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (7ZMbn)
The biggest meat processing plant in the world is going to be shut down.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM
They just shut a huge pork plant in southern Minnesota. Sounds like half the plant got it after being tested. I suspect many are illegals so I don't know what or how they are going to track these people.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (gLvCH)
Perfect!
Also: ATTAAAAACK WAAAAAATCH!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYKRokgX00
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (d6DSt)
45s
A time of national crisis is when leaders should unify the nation, not divide us by pitting citizens against newcomers. So it was with dismay when I heard of the president's plan to ban immigrants from our once-welcoming shores. It is unseemly and sends the wrong message to the world, a message that says "no longer welcome."
That is why I will be joining colleagues from both sides of the aisle and from both chambers of congress in working against this short-sighted, mean-spirited measure.
Stay tuned.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (85Gof)
just such a multitalented actor and musician
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (j9HX3)
Now who's going to play the goofy "scientist" in every movie that has such a character?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (UdYkW)
And Griner and Tinder hookups!!
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (YqDXo)
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*raises hand*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)
*clap
many claps.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (/jZjK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (GKlaO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (wfBKC)
A few felony convictions is a necessity for the NFL.
An IQ ~ room temperature is a prerequisite for both.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (YqDXo)
+++++++++
Spooky. Spooky how well you channel the asshole.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (uZuKb)
It's like you are in his head.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (UdYkW)
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Seconded!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (90T4r)
+++++++++++
In loco Prentiss?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (YqDXo)
Is this really still the case DJG? you have a link or something? want to pass it along.
Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (sWM8x)
Same thing happened with meat.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (TqxwF)
Get y'all some pork while you can.
The biggest meat processing plant in the world is going to be shut down.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (hOMhY)
While you've noticed this, also notice that the government hasn't mandated these plants shut down. These shut downs were baked in when the pandemic hit. By shutting down other things, people (vainly, perhaps) hoped to avoid these kind of voluntary shutdowns.
The government is unlikely to mandate that they stay open, but we may reach a point where martial law, in the sense of soldiers running these plants, might come into play.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
And Griner and Tinder hookups!!
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (bDqIh)
"Pack 'em into the mosques! Just don't tell them that the carpet they're sniffing is laden with the virus."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Well, that was humor; I imagine this is some sort on uncivil resistance.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (WI7YS)
https://tinyurl.com/ybnkmhwx
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omitted from that article is that the Chicoms purchased Smithfield in a deal approved by the Obama admin.
They recently had a number of chicoms execs visiting the plant.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (ogC9I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)
Just looked up Jeff Goldblum. No news that I could see.
Posted by: qdpsteve
But it is J.J's birthday!
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (FZYNt)
Just looked up Jeff Goldblum. No news that I could see.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Huh. Now try L'il Kim.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (90T4r)
The UniParty is real - and it is fantastic.
And it looks like Holcomb (R-IN) wants in. Extends bullshit statewide grounding to May 1.
Posted by: I Need a Haircut at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (90T4r)
Because her real name was Paula Ragusa.
Another crazy Eye-talian.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (CqE5x)
What is it that Geena Davis got away with?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (/jZjK)
1984 and Brave New World were not blue prints for a better tomorrow, Hannity!
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (AIJBP)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (j9HX3)
What is it that Geena Davis got away with?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (L2ZTs)
==========
Shooting Jeff Goldblum in the face with a shotgun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (7ZMbn)
In fairness, I don't know. But I'm covering all bets that it is.
Can you imagine the uproar if any politician DID force them to close?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/ydb7d278
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
That Geena Davis was able to get away with it still sticks in my craw.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (LvTSG)
OK, what did she get away with? And what happened to Jeff Goldblum? (Still reading up the comments, obviously...)
Posted by: Iris at April 21, 2020 04:13 PM (lSFe/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
I liked it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:13 PM (GKlaO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)
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He was pretty good in the short-lived SF comedy series "Quark".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:13 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
I regularly shoot girls in the face
Posted by: Peter North at April 21, 2020 04:13 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
============
The Long Kiss Goodnight?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)
*clap
many claps.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (hOMhY)
I think that was Traffic's best album overall, but Low Spark their best song.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (CqE5x)
1984 and Brave New World were not blue prints for a better tomorrow, Hannity!
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (AIJBP)
What a dipshit.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (90T4r)
1984 and Brave New World were not blue prints for a better tomorrow, Hannity!
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (AIJBP)
Because taking your temperature is a two-way-tv
Oh wait. we got two-way-tv, because people BOUGHT THEM VOLUNTARILY AND INSTALLED THEM IN THEIR HOMES WITHOUT ANY GOVERNMENT PROMPTING
but oh my gawd, they'll take your temperature.
What a joke, man.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Lloyd at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (kf5Ci)
Can you imagine the uproar if any politician DID force them to close?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (YqDXo)
Yep. I'm with you.
Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (7ZMbn)
I like 'em short.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM
School taxes have to go somewhere, schools have been closed a month and not opening until next school year, maybe.
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The Long Kiss Goodnight
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (myjNJ)
Op-Ed: The Climate Is Trying To Transition And We Need To Support Him/Her/It
https://tinyurl.com/y72ml4x5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (90T4r)
What's with the "Lil" shit, anyway? I had to use Video Blocker blow away a dozen "Lil this-that-or-the-other" videos on Youtube.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (YqDXo)
I like 'em short.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)
So, Linda Hunt??
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (90T4r)
Hannity's version of freedom always seems to be the freedom of everyone to willing subordinate themselves to the right actors of the state - to do so makes one a great American.
I guess to not do so makes one a wrecker.
Posted by: I Need a Haircut at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (/BTP8)
It's never been syndicated, I believe, but was supposedly the template for a lot of more modern sitcoms including Mad About You.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (L2ZTs)
count me in
Posted by: Lloyd at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (kf5Ci)
Hey man, this will not stand!
Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)
I like 'em short.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)
So, Linda Hunt??
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (90T4r)
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She is a very handsome man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
45s
A time of national crisis is when leaders should unify the nation, not divide us by pitting citizens against newcomers. So it was with dismay when I heard of the president's plan to ban immigrants from our once-welcoming shores. It is unseemly and sends the wrong message to the world, a message that says "no longer welcome."
That is why I will be joining colleagues from both sides of the aisle and from both chambers of congress in working against this short-sighted, mean-spirited measure.
Stay tuned.
Posted by: JoeF.
your grandpa moved to Mexico to bang sister wives
Posted by: x at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (nFwvY)
*takes off sunglasses*
"Murder"
Posted by: Horatio Caine
yyyyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Roger Daltrey at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (7ZMbn)
I like 'em short.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)
I have a lady friend who stands 6'2". There is something to be said for a woman who can wrap her legs around you twice. I'm guessing.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM
LAUSD is. Of course, LAUSD has never been besmirched by teaching and learning stuff.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (XzT/D)
So, Linda Hunt??
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (90T4r)
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She is a very handsome man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
Heh.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (90T4r)
412 Hannity pimping temperature taking turnstiles to single out potential COVID infected people.
1984 and Brave New World were not blue prints for a better tomorrow, Hannity!
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (AIJBP)
What a dipshit.
Go all-in Sean -- permalube rectal temperature probes with satellite link up!
Gawd, you can be such a dolt far too often.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (pNxlR)
She turned him into a fly...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Huge improvement.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (YqDXo)
I will be having a White House Press Conference today at 5:30 P.M. Thank you!
Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (cF8AT)
420 Oh yeah Geena Davis was scorching hot. Messed up in the head, but
nice to look at. Her spy/action movie was quite good, just didn't get
much success.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
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The Long Kiss Goodnight?
earth girls are easy
Posted by: Anachronda at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (j9HX3)
Shut d'dough (d'dough), keep out d'devil (devil).
Shut d'dough, keep d'devil in the night.
Shut d'dough (d'dough), keep out d'devil (devil).
Light d'candle everythin's alright.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM
LAUSD is. Of course, LAUSD has never been besmirched by teaching and learning stuff.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (YqDXo)
At this rate, they might turn out a generation that's halfway decent. Crossing fingers they keep not 'teaching' these kids what they were teaching them.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (IB++I)
I like 'em short.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)
So, Linda Hunt??
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (90T4r)
Salma Hayek, Natalie Portman, Winona Ryder, Beverly D'Angelo......
Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (CqE5x)
So, Linda Hunt??
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (90T4r)
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She is a very handsome man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
Heh.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (90T4r)
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She did win her Oscar for playing a male character in The Year of Living Dangerously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (wfBKC)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)
Not all that recently. The youngest is 3.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Ez6QX)
earth girls are easy
Posted by: Anachronda at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (kf5Ci)
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Beetle Juice
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (4o2K3)
The supply chain in this country is now broken, and the stuff that used to go to wholesale for restaurants has nowhere to go.
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I know at least one restaurant wholesaler chain - Restaurant Depot - is now open to the public.
Posted by: junior at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (QwJHG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (pw+jk)
Went to the grocery store today for the first time in four weeks. (I stocked-up and filled the freezer in the week before the real panic-buying began.)
At 9:15 AM there was no line to get into my local HEB, as there was four weeks ago. Number of shoppers was a bit less than I recall for 9 AM on a pre-corona weekday. Everything I wanted was in stock. Toilet paper, paper towels, and bottled water were available, at about 1/3 of full-shelf stocks. About 3/4 of the employees and shoppers wore masks (I don't, so far).
Encouraging.
Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (AMIL/)
"My people in Savannah trust only oneself and not that governor. He want to kill people that what going to happen when this country hit that second wave and then he want to know what to do with the sick people of georgia."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)
376 Mitt Romney
Oh, Mitt, what is mixed in with your hair pomade that causes you to ooze such sincerity?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (pNxlR)
I will be having a White House Press Conference today at 5:30 P.M. Thank you!
Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (cF8AT)
Trump Time, 6:14
Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (L2ZTs)
It's never been syndicated, I believe, but was supposedly the template for a lot of more modern sitcoms including Mad About You.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020
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At the time it was billed as the replacement for or successor to The Dick Van Dyke Show. Kenneth Mars, who later would play the ex-Nazi admirer of the Fuhrer and playwright of Springtime for Hitler in The Producers, was a regular in the cast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (rpbg1)
She and Tilda Swinton tie for genderless actors.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (GKlaO)
She did win her Oscar for playing a male character in The Year of Living Dangerously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)
Actually liked that movie. The theme music was great, IMO.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)
After Fox smacked his pee-pee for the Seth Rich accusations.
Short.
Leash.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (gAXBD)
++++++++++
What about the pretty dame from "So I Married an Ax Murderer?" She's 5' 4". Too tall?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)
Not all that recently. The youngest is 3.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Ez6QX)
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My God, she was in labor a long time!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (4o2K3)
One of main beef's with Antonin Scalia is that he never saw an expansion of policing or governmental power that he would ever object to as long as it was done in the name of safety and security.
Hannity belongs to this strain of "conservatism."
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (AIJBP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (pw+jk)
She's not into dudes. I think Mike is her brother.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:16
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Full retard? Is this a trick question? He's been semi-retarded for last several years.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (rpbg1)
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"It wasn't Naaaaasis, it was NAZIs!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (LvTSG)
The supply chain in this country is now broken, and the stuff that used to go to wholesale for restaurants has nowhere to go.
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I have scored my toilet paper at the local ACE hardware and it is commercial. Not consumer.
Also my local Mexican Market is stocked to the gills with meat and produce. Canned goods and eggs not so much.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (l4C/z)
She did win her Oscar for playing a male character in The Year of Living Dangerously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)
Actually liked that movie. The theme music was great, IMO.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)
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Peter Weir, yo.
He should make more movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)
Not all that recently. The youngest is 3.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Ez6QX)
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My God, she was in labor a long time!
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The Fly 2
Posted by: SH at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (sX1BW)
Chelsea and Bradley Manning
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (uEbPt)
Wut? No love for St. Greta of Cabbage Patch?
Or did the virus get her? She hasn't said a peep in weeks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)
"My people in Savannah trust only oneself and not that governor. He want to kill people that what going to happen when this country hit that second wave and then he want to know what to do with the sick people of georgia."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)
If you want to catch the second wave, you'd best grab your surfboard, go to the beach, and paddle away from shore until you find it. Go!
GO NOW!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (pNxlR)
Been years since that happened to me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)
Unless the GA GOV is forcing businesses to open against their will - I can't see the problem.
Stay closed as long as you like. Stay home forever if you can afford it.
Posted by: I Need a Haircut at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)
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Last wife tall. This one short. I like em all.
Posted by: dingbat at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (KylN9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)
I thought that that was this year.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA uckfay ancercay at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Dhht7)
'Semi' quite awhile...I mean temp. taking turnstiles? Full retard.
Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (7ZMbn)
Richard Benjamin always made my hand curl into a fist. One of those
"reverse leading men" that hot new directors were doing in the 70s.
Enough with strong, handsome, capable men, lets have dweebish losers!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)
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He was pretty good in the short-lived SF comedy series "Quark".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020
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And as the comic hero battling Dracula in Love at First Bite.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (rpbg1)
Or did the virus get her? She hasn't said a peep in weeks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)
She is so yesterday. Ya woun't hear from her no more
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (rpbg1)
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Speaking of Kenneth Mars, I caught "What's Up, Doc?" the other evening. A very funny movie in spite of BAWBWA! Streisand.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: skywch at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (Y/Ps0)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (GKlaO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)
I thought that that was this year.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)
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"I lived through Jakarta 1965, but that was nothing compared to this."
-Guy Hamilton, shaking uncontrollably
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (LvTSG)
"second wave" has made it into the rote preaching of the lockdowners and Karens now. Golly, who knew there were so many seasoned virologists residing in this country?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (7tBAK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)
Old and busted: Future stolen by selfish adults.
New hotness: Breath stolen by impassive, relentless virus.
Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)
I know this is going to seem cruel, but black people didn't even begin to notice Coronavirus until it was pointed out a couple weeks ago that they comprise almost half the deaths. Then all of a sudden it's, Trump is killing black people.
Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (85Gof)
Gaia be praised!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (90T4r)
Because her real name was Paula Ragusa.
Another crazy Eye-talian.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020
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Her sister Ann, also an actress once upon a time, actually did get in trouble with the law, I believe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (rpbg1)
12 celebrities you never knew were abducted and murdered by Andie MacDowell
https://www.theonion.com/10-celebrities-you-never-
knew-were-abducted-and-murdere-1842799174
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (CqE5x)
Imagine their surprise on taking a closer look at all the dead people in the hood and finding half of them didn't have bullet holes in them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM
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So, Linda Hunt??
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM
Gidget the Midget?
Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (fIDYQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)
He talks funny.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: I Need a Haircut at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (/BTP
This. Right from the beginning. Do it for anything that scares you. Just don't break MY balls.
Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (7ZMbn)
Some surfers tried to jump the fences put up and go out on the 3' waves (not exactly Surfin' Safari up here) and got arrested for... trespassing. On public beaches.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (GKlaO)
Posted by: skywch at April 21, 2020
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I'm pretty sure Darrin (the first one) and Samantha were first in a double bed in 1964. Rob and Laura Petrie a couple of years before had twin beds, but Darrin and that hot blonde witch were clearly gettin' it on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)
Old and busted: Future stolen by selfish adults.
New hotness: Breath stolen by impassive, relentless virus.
Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (XzT/D)
Maybe she's just finally entered puberty and is staying home ... confused.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (AIJBP)
++++++++++++++
I am trying to think of when I have *ever* touched a turnstile. I am not germophobe, but I usually try to avoid it. I have always used my hips or shoulder to to turn them (depending on whether they are half-height or full-height).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (hYcqw)
12 celebrities you never knew were abducted and murdered by Andie MacDowell
https://www.theonion.com/10-celebrities-you-never-
knew-were-abducted-and-murdere-1842799174
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Will do!!
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (90T4r)
She is a very handsome man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
Heh.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (90T4r)
Only in Hollywood would the woman who f***s men back to life be a lesbian.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 04:26 PM (/jZjK)
That was the only role I didn't hate him in. He's been in a lot of good stuff, I just can't stand nebbishy loser "heroes" who go to therapy a lot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (xceTB)
Anyone who wants to remain locked down, go ahead and do it. You'll get no argument from me. Live it up!
Your right to remain locked down extends only to when you insist that I must remain locked down, too, because you are such a limpid, docile, and low-functioning servant of your statist overlords.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020
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I never watched that much, so I never saw him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Disturbing. Arousing.
Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (XzT/D)
Some surfers tried to jump the fences put up and go out on the 3' waves (not exactly Surfin' Safari up here) and got arrested for... trespassing. On public beaches.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)
Which just goes to illustrate how little relevance things like precedent or existing law will ultimately matter. When the cattle cars, did it matter if all the ts were crossed or if a hawaiian judge had already ruled on the matter? The position of relative strength from moment to moment is all that keeps the wolves at bay.
Posted by: Someguy at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (Zm+LZ)
Tyson Foods Inc. said its beef and pork subsidiary, Tyson Fresh Meats, will resume limited operations at its pork plant in Columbus Junction, Iowa, on Tuesday after being idle for two weeks due to the COVID-19 concerns.
Posted by: Third Comment Today at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (zcvbQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)
President Trump's acting intel chief flouts top Democrat's demand for answers about watchdog firing cnn.it/2wTLggy
*******
Richard Grenell @RichardGrenell
25m
Not true. I answered him.
He said we should act like we are a hedge fund and a troubled asset - I said no, we should act like the Executive Branch and the Legislative Branch....because that is what we are. #facts
******
Man for a Gay man he doesn't take any shit
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (5tS25)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)
Here in SoCal they've got the cops AND the Coast Guard keeping people off the beach.
Except for the illegal aliens, whom they are presumably welcoming and signing up for welfare benefits.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020
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I never watched that much, so I never saw him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (rpbg1)
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Malcolm is great. I don't think there's a bad episode.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
Do you have a moment, brother, to look at all my charts and graphs and accept the spirit of Covid into your heart ?
Posted by: I Need a Haircut at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (/BTP8)
I thought he was cute when I was in high school. I always loved his impish grin.
Saw Purple Rain in the theater when it came out. Had to sneak in as it was rated R and I was still 16.
An, to be young again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (d7Ww2)
De Blasio Announces System For Reporting Social Distancing Violations: Knowledgeable Actors Reporting Edict Noncompliance (KAREN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
He's an actor. Res ipsa loquitur...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
There's a....speck...on your glasses. And your right socks seems a shade darker than your left....
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (PiwSw)
Linda Hunt founded Hunt's Ketchup.
she's also the subject of that new biographical smart phone app, "hunt, a killer".
Posted by: Anachronda at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (kf5Ci)
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What about the pretty dame from "So I Married an Ax Murderer?" She's 5' 4". Too tall?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020
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Nancy Travis? She's currently playing Tim Allen's wife on Last Man Standing on Fox.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (rpbg1)
Her DNA will be wickered into the Kyrsten Sinema DNA to create a matrix of superior genetic material.
More to follow.
Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (XzT/D)
The AG is delighted and proud of her fellow legal enforcers. (Remember, this AG is the one who was screaming about whiteys wanting to golf when oppressed black people were dying of covid 19) .
Neighborhood Karens snitched on the company.
https://tinyurl.com/y73ypdgs
Posted by: Jen the original at April 21, 2020 04:30 PM (NtTM/)
I get that were the original theories and models of this accurate, you want people to avoid crowds, but closing down national parks and beaches??? Golf courses??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)
Because her real name was Paula Ragusa.
Of Ragu Sauce family fame.
Don't believe me? Look it up!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:31 PM (pNxlR)
"San Francisco transportation officials are planning to temporarily close off a number of streets to car traffic in the coming weeks in an effort to open up more space for pedestrians to practice social distancing during the coronavirus pandemic.
The San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency said Tuesday that starting this week, up to three streets could be closed off to through traffic for multiple blocks so people may walk or bike safely in the streets while maintaining at least 6 feet of distance from others.
The agency’s “Slow Streets” program plans to add several streets each week, using signs and traffic cones to reroute cars. Erica Kato, a spokeswoman for the SFMTA, said “local access,” like allowing drivers to get to their homes, would still be allowed.
https://tinyurl.com/yagenz57
Why, it's almost as if they wanted to do this all along.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:31 PM (YqDXo)
Gracias!
Posted by: Bob at the MSA at April 21, 2020 04:31 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)
A lone surfer here in SoCal was recently popped. Maybe he was giving the virus to the sea lions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 21, 2020 04:32 PM (pJWtt)
I get that were the original theories and models of this accurate, you want people to avoid crowds, but closing down national parks and beaches??? Golf courses??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)
Hey man, you guys vote for this government. I don't vote and can't be held responsible for how stupid it is. Sorry about that!
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 04:32 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 04:33 PM (H8QX8)
WTF did this commie bitch get the authority to order anything besides a pizza?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:33 PM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/yagenz57
Why, it's almost as if they wanted to do this all along.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:31 PM (YqDXo)
So it'll become Berkeley, which pioneered the art of dropping street blocking barriers hither and yon.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:33 PM (pNxlR)
Police are agents of the state, not agents of the people, the y will do what the state tells them to do.
The Military are agents of the Federal Government under the CIC, they will do what they are ordered to do.
If these respective authorities tell their agents to put people on cattle cars, they will put people on cattle cars.
This fact is why the founders put the 2nd amendment in the Constitution and which is why it under constant assault and attenuation.
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:33 PM (AIJBP)
Also have you heard how racist it is here?
And that 1/3 of all college women get raped at college?
And that kids are in constant fear of getting shot at school?
And that police walk around, wantonly murdering black people?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:39 PM (LvTSG)
Only one third? And actually only a risk and not actually dragged from class by a gang and butchered with machetes like my cousin?
Where is the caravan!
Posted by: Salvadoran and Guatemalan peasants at April 21, 2020 04:34 PM (bMMCK)
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (uZuKb)
Just got a text from a friend in Alberta. As of today, 481 cases of WuFlu amongst workers at the Cargill meat packing plant in High River, Alberta. Many of whom are recent immigrants from shitholes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 04:34 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
Absolutely do not see anti-islamic, Into the Night, or watch Michelle Pfeifer pull that jewel out of her hoo haa.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 04:35 PM (/jZjK)
Posted by: artemis at April 21, 2020 04:38 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:33 PM (pNxlR)
Yep. They started that when we were both still there.
Berkeley, leading the way! To present-day Venezuela.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:42 PM (YqDXo)
Why are we letting ANYBODY into this country when we can't even go outside?
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2020 04:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ejochs at April 21, 2020 04:43 PM (lSFMQ)
Why are we letting ANYBODY into this country when we can't even go outside?
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2020 04:42 PM (v0R5T)
They are just using the outside that Americans don't!
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 04:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)
I recall this story, in detail. Even the bailing out of the boat with a red solo-cup in one hand, while unsafely holding a shotgun, with the other.
Reason he was bailing out the boat?
He had never heard of, nor knew what a "bail-plug", or "drain-plug" was, on a small boat.
I don't know who owned the boat, or who backed it down to the water.
But Penn had NO CLUE as to the plug, and the boat started shipping water, just as fast as you please.
What else Penn didn't know?
If that happens to you at the ramp, just fire up the engine and haul ass across the water for a few minutes.
The negative pressure outside the transom will pull all of the water out of the boat in a minute or two.
No "red solo cup" needed.
Then, just reach over and poke the plug into place, and cam the handle down to the "locked" position.
Typical leftie, trying to show all of us "lesser" how it's done.
And all while we get to sit back, watch, and laugh.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2020 04:52 PM (QzJWU)
F***ing Karens. I hope they are prepared to refund me for the months they were closed as well as two kids canceled soccer season.
Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2020 05:00 PM (MxEKc)
You need a light jacket for the temperature and you can't be squeamish. You make the same few cuts over and over since you're working as a cog in a disassembly line. Pay is low, and there's not many ways to stand out, except in bad ways. No prior skills needed.
So low pay, unskilled, dirty, physical work. It is good for people with limited options, but the companies won't spend a cent they don't have to on labor or on cattle.
Posted by: Downcast at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (0/NWT)
Also a hotbed for repetitive strain injuries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 05:01 PM (miJU3)
I like the guy but seriously, we didn't vote for his daughter. Build the fucking wall.
Posted by: DJ3way at April 21, 2020 05:02 PM (bhPL1)
"Here's Savannah's fat ass Mayor going on CNN to call Gov. Kemp "reckless."
https://tinyurl.com/ydb7d278
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
Pure BS and unwillingness to mention at the actual data. Daily deaths and cases are declining for two weeks now and there is no shorta ge of ICU bedst. Yet he, and many other Karens are screeching the totals are increasing so we must cower in place! Duh, the totals will continue to increase for years to come. Is that their plan for SIP?
Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2020 05:05 PM (MxEKc)
Might be a rumor.
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2020 07:15 PM (Y274z)
'the facts are fixed around the policy'.
Posted by: MikeN at April 21, 2020 09:53 PM (9zfUE)
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