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Quarantine Cafe
Happy Good Friday evening, everyone!
First Team All Social Distancing @kfcradio pic.twitter.com/fhvgxFE48c
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 10, 2020
Day 29 of no sports pic.twitter.com/caHTJOWdfk
— KFC Radio (@KFCradio) April 10, 2020
Cat vs dog 😅 pic.twitter.com/WNZBBTjTyQ
— Buitengebieden (@BuitengebiedenB) April 9, 2020
Reminder - if you are enjoying the Trump videos (thank you) give the #TrumpPandemic playlist views on YouTube and subscribe (the views pay, but you don't have to). Features "guest stars" Adam Sandler, Mike Pence, JB Smoove and Andrew Cuomo #NewEasterhttps://t.co/pfWAcDUViI
— J-L Cauvin (@JLCauvin) April 7, 2020
Donald Trump announces in a follow up to his big #TrumpEaster announcement that due to #FakeNews and the #COVID19 #coronavirus he is now in talks with faith leaders to move Easter. Andrew Cuomo offers a rebuttal. #NewEaster pic.twitter.com/OSo8V0qT8J
— J-L Cauvin (@JLCauvin) April 6, 2020
Comedian @JLCauvin's Trump impersonation is eerily good, and he's got some fresh thoughts about CNN and Dr. Fauci: pic.twitter.com/SD7oijLYzY
— Digg (@digg) April 9, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2020 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2020 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 10, 2020 07:10 PM (66UcN)
duly meeped.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:10 PM (i6/OP)
wash your damn hands
keep them off your face
stay home if you're dead
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2020 07:10 PM (d7Ww2)
Step aside.
Make way for Florida WOMAN:
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/04/10/ florida-woman-accused-porn- filled-easter-eggs-mailboxes/
Florida Woman Accused Of Leaving Porn Filled Easter Eggs In People's Mailboxes
"MIAMI (CBSMiami/CNN) -- A Palm Coast woman was arrested after she reportedly put plastic eggs filled with pornographic images in mailboxes.
Flagler County Sheriff Rick Staly said his deputies arrested Abril Cestoni, 42, moments after she placed unwanted pornographic materials in a mailbox. The sheriff said evidence was also recovered from her vehicle.
"I am authorized to do research" she could be heard telling deputies on body cam video.
"You're authorized to distribute pornographic material?" a deputy asked.
"I am authorized to do research. My organization is research," she replied.
At various times Cestoni claimed to be a church but she also ranted against churches, claiming the explicitly sexual pictures in plastic easter eggs were her way of calling out church leaders...."
Ooooo-kayyyy.
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 07:11 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at April 10, 2020 07:11 PM (Psuwu)
Posted by: pep at April 10, 2020 07:11 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: jsg at April 10, 2020 07:11 PM (Ra+dY)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 07:11 PM (MQ0v4)
That last thread was getting disturbing.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 07:12 PM (axyOa)
That last thread was getting disturbing.
Posted by: Diogenes
I know -- right? Backwards ejaculation is REAL, people!
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 07:13 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Ruth Bader-Meinhof at April 10, 2020 07:13 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 07:13 PM (BiNEL)
I'm lmao at the Trump impersonator.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:14 PM (i6/OP)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 10, 2020 07:14 PM (Uu+Jp)
Last actual dinner in a restaurant seems like a year ago: Our 34th wedding anniversary on the Ides of March.
Want our lives back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 07:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Drebbin at April 10, 2020 07:14 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 07:15 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: zombie IVLIVS CAESAR at April 10, 2020 07:15 PM (TQ/zJ)
Loathe that little Hillary-worshiping troll.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 07:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 07:11 PM
That's what I told him.
Posted by: Fezzik at April 10, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)
Lisa Mei Crowley @LisaMei62
42m
11. Yes! @ChuckGrassley expects DECLAS "in the coming days".
*******
More Nothing is Happening
Late last thread
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 10, 2020 07:15 PM (8O55L)
It was my zit comment wasn't it? I KNEW it!! I shoulda kept that to myself!
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 10, 2020 07:15 PM (dUJdY)
The Grandpa in the Noodle Hat.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 10, 2020 07:15 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 10, 2020 07:16 PM (myjNJ)
WTF?
I know my raaaahhhhts.
I'm no lickspittle slavey to The State.
I'll do what I damn please.
Posted by: The dead, at home at April 10, 2020 07:16 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (ptqGC)
What the bloody hell are we gonna do when everything settles down and there is no quarantine cafe? What. Will. We. Do. Then?
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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Durham cafe?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (i6/OP)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Drebbin at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (87EdW)
--
She was arrested on hate crime charges because it was straight porn.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (aKsyK)
It was my zit comment wasn't it? I KNEW it!! I shoulda kept that to myself!
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 10, 2020 07:15 PM (dUJdY
At least you have a front zit.
He had a back zit.
**shudders**
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (l2bVb)
Given that it's Good Friday, I'm thinking of watching The Passion Of The Christ tonight. I have not yet seen it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 10, 2020 07:16 PM
More Ghanian funeral memes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (rBtIz)
I told her what she needed was one of Doctor Diogenes' famous injections.
Yeah.
I'm writing this from the garage
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (Y4EXg)
Uhm the virus horse has already bolted.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2020 07:18 PM (IfQeh)
"Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."
That's all you need to know.
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 07:18 PM (N9G0H)
https://web.archive.org/web/20200327130146/https://www.jacksonville.com/news/ 20200325/jacksonville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 10, 2020 07:18 PM (YKF0I)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Drebbin at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (87EdW)
You're one to talk.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:18 PM (6ofTb)
'Fess up.
I'm picturing several regulars who I imagine looking like that.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2020 07:18 PM (El6T/)
********
Well Jesus rose in 3 days, There is hope for you yet !
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 10, 2020 07:19 PM (8O55L)
Ace, why do you link that piece of shit?
That Assho doing the impression of President Trump hates the president.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2020 07:19 PM (dvxfv)
I guess it was a challenge to her.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2020 07:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
1. Made coffee, read the Morning Report
2. Tried calling social security. A bust. Again.
3. Showered
4. Made jewelry
5. Read the art thread
6. Ventured out to the store.
7. Talked to husband then told him to leave me the hell alone.
8. Made a cocktail
9. Discovered I have a zit
10. Decided to hang around here again.
My life...completely sucks right now.. except for you guys.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 10, 2020 07:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:19 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Lena at April 10, 2020 07:19 PM (DMUuz)
I lost all my meeps in a tragic canoe accident.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2020 07:19 PM (EGyGV)
Given that it's Good Friday, I'm thinking of watching The Passion Of The Christ tonight. I have not yet seen it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (L2ZTs
Go for it!
Bring tissues.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2020 07:19 PM (l2bVb)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Drebbin at April 10, 2020 07:19 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)
At least its just a knock off graphic novel with lousy art one shot rather than an attempt at a full series.
See, that's what Marvel should do. If some lunatic stinking of patchoulli staggers into the door and proposes another reasty turd of a book, they should say "great, do a graphic novel!" Then if it actually sells and people like it, they can go "ok this is a new release" rather than barfing their latest insanity on the world as a full comic book series.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:20 PM (KZzsI)
No rebar. Neck strain. Unable to get through doors.
This guy rocks in solving problems. Well, except as a babe magnet. Cue the Ghanaian Funeral Corps for that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 07:20 PM (u82oZ)
Twitter loves that "comedian" because he's their embodiment of Fake News.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2020 07:20 PM (dvxfv)
What the bloody hell are we gonna do when everything settles down and there is no quarantine cafe? What. Will. We. Do. Then?
Posted by: Madamemayhem
=========
Durham cafe?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
The Ghanaian Funeral Meme Café. A little wordy though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 10, 2020 07:20 PM (3kwD9)
Posted by: Bosk at April 10, 2020 07:20 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 10, 2020 07:20 PM (YKF0I)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:21 PM (JKNZq)
Except it's not.
Because they've got substantial cross-border movement with China - some of it even legal! - so nah, brah, you've got the bug.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2020 07:21 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: JT at April 10, 2020 07:21 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 10, 2020 07:19 PM (dUJdY)
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Jewells, my day was almost exactly the same, minus the zit and the husband, and I think it was a pretty good day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2020 07:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2020 07:22 PM (IfQeh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 07:22 PM (u82oZ)
this video is the clearest I've seen on how to make a simple pleated mask from a 12x10 inch piece of fabric
https://youtu.be/cygyN4CAoaU
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 10, 2020 07:22 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 07:22 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JT at April 10, 2020 07:22 PM (arJlL)
Yeah, I still remember that Roger Ebert said it was the most violent movie he'd ever seen. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)
'Fess up.
I'm picturing several regulars who I imagine looking like that.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2020 07:18 PM
Busted.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Mitt Romney at April 10, 2020 07:23 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2020 07:23 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2020 07:23 PM (El6T/)
Its like a child with mental disorders is in charge, throwing tantrums constantly that everyone bows and scrapes to obey no matter how crazed or bizarre it is.
"Paper bags are killing striped-ass baboons in the rain forest! Stop using them!!!"
"yes, your majesty, we'll use these plastic ones"
(next day)
"Plastic bags are killing dolphins! Stop using them!!!!"
"yes, your eminence, we have replaced them with reusable, yet still plastic, bags"
(next day)
"Reusable bags are killing grandma! Stop using them!!!"
"By all means, highness we shall uh, go back to plastic bags??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 07:23 PM (ZCEU2)
Should have done this before the snark.
Is your replacement getting better?
You can sit on a dime and not tough the ground, short-timer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 07:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 07:23 PM (ZbJTj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2020 07:23 PM (l2bVb)
They have the most impressive burn pile we have ever seen!
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (K22Va)
World Health Organization defends North Korea's claim of ZERO Covid-19 cases.
Well, of course. Chairman Xi said " spread it to the Western nations only" right?
Those were your instructions , correct sir?
...
What do you mean , "shut the fuck up"?
Posted by: tedros adhanom ghebreyesus at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: A lotta nerve at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: The Democrats at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (Yw1JK)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (G546f)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jewells45
I will repeat-
When we all have to wear ankle monitor bracelets, I want a really cute one from Jewells.
Posted by: Miklos, under the willow tree at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)
When did we get to the place where comedians aren't funny, just snarky and really political? Its like nobody even understands what a sense of humor is anymore.
They say humor comes from pain (part of why so many of the past greats were Jewish, supposedly) maybe the snowflake culture has removed so much pain nobody can even be funny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (6ofTb)
I recall the seasonal patterns differently from my yute.
Yellow Brick Road up to the crosses?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2020 07:25 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2020 07:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Just the punchline at April 10, 2020 07:25 PM (El6T/)
Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis got masked and gloved.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 07:25 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Ben Had
And nary a thought for the poor pigeons.
Posted by: Miklos, under the weeping willow tree at April 10, 2020 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)
He's hilarious but why are we seeing him in mirror image? Or is that another iOS weirdness like flipping the pics on the food thread?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 10, 2020 07:25 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 07:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (6ofTb)
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And now we know the real reason you leave the house every day.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 10, 2020 07:26 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 07:26 PM (ZbJTj)
Posted by: Colin at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (h7MuR)
I don't have blackout curtains but have found I really prefer to watch movies in a darkened room, so am waiting for the sun to go down before I start, probably about 2 hours.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)
https://stoatnet.org/f_u_bolt.jpg
Top left, what the others look like (5mm). Bottom left, what that thing looked like (corroded and reamed out more than 8mm). I tried screw extractors, pounding a flathead screwdriver into it, cutting a notch with a Dremel and using a cold chisel for leverage, a blob of JB Weld and a sacrificial 8mm hex key... basically everything but a torch (because the cover's plastic). Finally drilled the head with a 5/16 bit until it popped off the bolt and removed the others. Now there's 1/2" of bolt sticking out that I can get some leverage on. But first, soup.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: goodluckduck at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (V8zw+)
I told her what she needed was one of Doctor Diogenes' famous injections.
Yeah.
I'm writing this from the garage
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 07:17 PM (axyOa)
hahahaha
Posted by: m at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (Y3R0d)
I remember when we were kids, emptying the egg shells with a straw and then carefully, under Mom's watchful eye, refilling them with porn.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (dUJdY)
I'm pretty sure pigeons are the second course after we run outta bats.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (+oVP5)
The Trump impersonator does a good job, but I don't think he particularly likes Trump. His video impersonation on Obama with Trump was more positive towards Obama, and I don't think Trump really pronounces the word as inDUSTtries, does he?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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He might be doing a representation of lefties' ideas of Trump, the way we were in the last thread.
Where do I apply for my License to Kill?
An AR-15's too big for me, I'll take an AR-14.
etc.
Maybe, I don't know.
A lot of comedy is essentially vicious.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (i6/OP)
Humor should be free for all and MANDATORY!
Posted by: Miklos Ocasio-Bernie-Warren at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Which reminds me, whatever became of St. Greta of Cabbage Patch?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 07:28 PM (A68IW)
Posted by: klaftern at April 10, 2020 07:28 PM (RuIsu)
When a "comedian" is pushing the hashtag trumppandemic, maybe he isn't doing comedy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2020 07:29 PM (dvxfv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 10, 2020 07:29 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)
"Amendment I
"Congress shall make no law . . . abridging . . . the right of the people peaceably to assemble. . . ."
That's all you need to know.
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 07:18 PM (N9G0H)
How are you tying this into the current situation?
Posted by: m at April 10, 2020 07:29 PM (Y3R0d)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (G546f)
They can let Nurse to the front of the line. The cops writing tickets can suck it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:29 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2020 07:29 PM (IfQeh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (dvxfv)
Home booze delivery is fine, now all I have to do is show my drivers
license through the door and its mine. Now I'm getting sloshed like
never before, and I didn't even have to drive anywhere.
Amen to that. Booming business if they don't get greedy. I may not leave the house until next spring.
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:25 PM (KZzsI)
I've heard the northern border is surprisingly porous (mostly policed by the ChiComs) but I have no way of knowing that at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (EgshT)
Like ace convincing you morons that I'm a drug addict.
Hilarious.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Sounds like a keeper
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LOCAL AUTHORITIES at April 10, 2020 07:31 PM (Ho9U+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:24 PM (6ofTb)
I fail to see the downside of that!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 10, 2020 07:31 PM (LIhNq)
I'm doing the job Northernlurker won't do.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 07:31 PM (MQ0v4)
Dizziness wasn't listed for CCP Flu until a month ago and we just saw this type of skin condition added to list today. My wife was tested for covid last week because a co-worker tested positive. Wife and other coworkers all tested negative (results took 3 days).
As a pharmacist my wife knows she's come into contact with at least a half dozen people who've likely had it since mid March. Thankfully no one else in the family has had anything worse than typical cold symptons.
She also says that plaquenil (hydroxychloroquine) is currently well stocked. (She had multiple Doctors trying to hoard it after it's effectiveness was first announced)
Really thankfull that news is all trending in positive direction & hopefully things start back to normal soon.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at April 10, 2020 07:31 PM (x8Q/V)
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Just have one or two.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (LIhNq)
Lots of idiots out there would buy it.
But what to name it....Noodle Guard? Virus Blocker?
He would sell millions.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (Z+IKu)
Home booze delivery has been around for a while via an app called Drizly. Saved a party or two that I've attended.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (i6/OP)
Have I mentioned that I'm related to him? He's a dick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (6ofTb)
Hilarious.
Posted by: JackStraw
It's called an ALIBI
Posted by: Miklos, for the record at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Yeah who knows, really? My guess is that its super hard to get OUT of North Korea and why the hell would anyone want to get in?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (KZzsI)
Like ace convincing you morons that I'm a drug addict.
Hilarious.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh come on. It's just weed. It's not like you're doing hard drugs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 07:28 PM (A68IW)
After her (or really, her handlers') tweet /obvious ploy for attention from a while back that she may have the virus after traveling around Europe was roundly mocked, she's laying low these days.
Posted by: Vendette at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM
Yep, it was days ago when I first saw one of his videos. I got about 20-30 seconds in before it was obvious he hates Trump and me. Also pretentious and boring. Don't care to give him any more views.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 10, 2020 07:33 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 10, 2020 07:33 PM (EVJ0V)
Wife and other coworkers all tested negative (results took 3 days).
by: InspiredHistoryMike
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Interesting. Can't wait until they test for antibodies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:33 PM (i6/OP)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Since Christ is the Lamb of God, you will have unintentionally just watched Silence of the Lamb.
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 07:33 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:29 PM (6ofTb)
Whatever do you mean? Every citizen encounter they have could cost them their lives! Why do you hate law enforcement? Why do you hate AMERICA?!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)
Plus shortness of breath and congestion with a weird little dry cough?
Had it in late February. Crashed on couch for 5 days. Felt better.
Then came back and kicked my ass again a week later.
Fuck you, Rona.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 07:34 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Did they want $24 in beads for that one too?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2020 07:34 PM (Y4EXg)
Did our census today. I put down "American" for origin; the missus put down "Lithuanian" (she's second generation).
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 10, 2020 07:35 PM (pNxlR)
Don't tell the Karens, but Drizly delivers fairly decent white wine in one-sixth (5 gallon) kegs.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 07:35 PM (+oVP5)
State shuts down business, then doesn't have enough people available to deal with everyone trying to file for unemployment caused by the shutdown they mandated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2020 07:35 PM (mht8P)
Hilarious.
Posted by: JackStraw
It's called an ALIBI
Posted by: Miklos, for the record at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (QzkSJ
Drug users are so transparent. They think the Devil's lettuce makes them smart but it doesn't.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2020 07:35 PM (l2bVb)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Drebbin at April 10, 2020 07:35 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (KZzsI)
I'd thought I recalled something about an economic partnership zone between them and the PRC, but that's got to be straining the definition of the term beyond the breaking point.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:35 PM (t+qrx)
Yep, it was days ago when I first saw one of his videos. I got about 20-30 seconds in before it was obvious he hates Trump and me. Also pretentious and boring. Don't care to give him any more views.
Posted by: banana Dream
^^^
This Banana Gets It.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2020 07:35 PM (dvxfv)
.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 10, 2020 07:35 PM (myjNJ)
I did get to talk to the Schwans guy today. They are going great guns.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:36 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Bosk at April 10, 2020 07:36 PM (9m9TT)
Or maybe it was just some seasonal thing, who knows? In any case, neither me or my other brother got sick from it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:36 PM (KZzsI)
Jordan, really? I'd ask you to tell Jimmy off for me but I'm sure he doesn't want to hear it. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Hilarious.
Posted by: JackStraw
Mellow out, man.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 10, 2020 07:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2020 07:37 PM (EgshT)
You know that guy is testing how many he has to tie to a beach chair to get himself high
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2020 07:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2020 07:37 PM (IfQeh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:37 PM (KZzsI)
Dog did look bored. Or maybe somebody "accidentally" dropped some hash oil in the food dish to calm the aeronaut.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 10, 2020 07:37 PM (e1mEI)
ace convincing you morons that I'm a drug addict.
Hilarious.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I have *such* a response typed and deleted. You have to be just exactly high enough to appreciate it and I can't really know.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:37 PM (i6/OP)
I think it's pretty much the same as Stephen King, no one can tell either SK or Marty when enough is enough anymore. They're both too popular and powerful to too many people.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:27 PM (t+qrx)
Did you try zapping the bolt with WD-40, then hitting the bolt laterally (i.e., perpendicular to the axis) a couple times (to break up any corrosion, and hopefully allow the WD-40 to penetrate a bit), waiting a while, then wrapping a rubber band around a suitably-sized hex male bit driver attached to an impact driver?
If that doesn't work, a small thermonuclear device is in order.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 07:38 PM (A68IW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2020 07:37 PM (IfQeh)
She's a neko grrl
In a neko wooorld
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:38 PM (NWiLs)
Georgia is awesome. No lockdown. Stupid fucking mask posers everywhere with their little GLARE faces. But otherwise cool.
Walk right into the hardware and the liquor stores, shopping like a mfkr, no probs.
Big smiles and love from the proprietors. Now if NY and LA would just wake the fuck up we could get this party re-started.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 07:38 PM (MQ0v4)
Poor Dutchess is back and gets to be a house dog for a couple of weeks. She's a merry little girl. And a major slob.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2020 07:38 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2020 07:38 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Just have one or two.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (LIhNq)
At a time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 07:39 PM (A68IW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
It's a tough one to watch, but very glad I did. Saw it 1st time in theater. Never have I been in a movie where no one walked out, or talked.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 10, 2020 07:39 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2020 07:39 PM (IfQeh)
Middle of week four here and there's some lingering symptoms that are kinda starting to piss me off. Center of the chest pain makes me wonder if I'm one of the lucky few who got a side of minor heart damage with my 'rona.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 07:39 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (MQ0v4)
its super hard to get OUT of North Korea and why the hell would anyone want to get in?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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The Chinese vacay there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (i6/OP)
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Just have one or two.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (LIhNq)
At a time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 07:39 PM (A68IW)
An hour
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (l2bVb)
Its plastic, its fantastic
In a Barbie World
Posted by: Anna Puma
Barbie, we are just getting started!
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (N9G0H)
I don't really know him. Last time I saw him was when I was a kid. My mom talks to his dad and his aunts & uncles though.
Anyway, one of my cousins on my dad's side of the family had an occasion to meet him, and mentioned that they had family in common. JK totally freaked out and told him he was making shit up just he could talk to him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 07:39 PM (+oVP5)
It could be costochondritis or other inflammation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:41 PM (NWiLs)
Hilarious.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~
We already knew. We found your stash.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2020 07:41 PM (sGotD)
In a Barbie World
Posted by: Anna Puma
Are you saying Barbie has implants ?
Posted by: JT at April 10, 2020 07:41 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 10, 2020 07:42 PM (87EdW)
I've also been reading lately, it's coming out how nasty Ellen DeGeneres is to her staff. Supposedly she's just as bad as Rosie O'Donnell was.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Sil takes blood for LifeSource and chases blood drives all over the place. Last week they found the virus in blood they took. Every day after work she changes in the garage and then comes in for a shower and all the clothes into the wash. They're really worried she'll bring it home.
Posted by: dartist
==========
I've heard that people who handle whole blood (especially at donation stations for instance) are at risk of getting diseases from it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:42 PM (i6/OP)
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2020 07:41 PM (sGotD)
So how much of it is left?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (JKNZq)
Guns kill people and must be banned except when Alec Baldwin needs one and then the gun store owner is an idiot and just trying to prevent these good citizens from Whoreywood protecting their ill gotten wealth...........
Posted by: James at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (qM84C)
192 Does anyone know what day of the week it is?
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (l2bVb)
She'd like to test for anti bodies whenever that test is available.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (x8Q/V)
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 10, 2020 07:44 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: James at April 10, 2020 07:44 PM (qM84C)
I've started reading a book about the Dyatlov incident. Was it just hypothermia an avalanche, a bear attack, a secret Soviet military experiment?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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I think we shall never know.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:44 PM (i6/OP)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-xPd4QHxO3/
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2020 07:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Just the punchline at April 10, 2020 07:45 PM (El6T/)
192 Does anyone know what day of the week it is?
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Who?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:45 PM (i6/OP)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (JKNZq
Wasn't the explanation that the hypothermia caused psychosis. Like feeling hot when your freezing so you take off your clothes? Likewise, probably thought demons were attacking, hence the BFT.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2020 07:45 PM (l2bVb)
Posted by: torabora at April 10, 2020 07:45 PM (QbsLk)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (JKNZq)
People do very strange things when they get hypothermic.
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
I'd also been reading stories since late November about some bad flu going around where people weren't getting better, and other stories even before that where the CDC was saying how they'd fucked up this year's flu shot by targeting the wrong strain.
Posted by: Al Crapton at April 10, 2020 07:45 PM (Yw1JK)
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 07:45 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 10, 2020 07:45 PM (LIhNq)
192 Does anyone know what day of the week it is?
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
========
Who?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:45 PM (i6/OP
Sometimes. I prefer Yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2020 07:46 PM (l2bVb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)
~~~~~
Sssshhhhh!
Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2020 07:46 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 10, 2020 07:46 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 10, 2020 07:46 PM (3kwD9)
Well duh! This damned start drinking in the morning crap.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 07:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 10, 2020 07:45 PM (LIhNq)
You go gurl!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2020 07:46 PM (l2bVb)
If that doesn't work, a small thermonuclear device is in order.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 07:38 PM (A68IW)
Not WD-40 but I did try 3-in-1 or liquid wrench or whatever ~penetrating lubricant~ I may have in the garage. And a 20oz hammer.
I figured once the screw extractor bit wasn't pulling it that there's not much to be done. Not that I didn't try a bunch of other stuff anyway. I'll go at the rest of the bolt with pliers tomorrow, now that I've got leverage. It wouldn't have been so hard if it weren't sunk into the cover like that.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2020 07:37 PM (IfQeh)
Not Necco, I hope.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 10, 2020 07:47 PM (e1mEI)
If it persists go get a blood test. Don't wait.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh yeah, she is apparently one of the worst.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2020 07:47 PM (bDqIh)
-- C. S. Lewis
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: fly gal at April 10, 2020 07:47 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 10, 2020 07:48 PM (LIhNq)
Even nurseries. New lettuce starts are loving all the rain. And got the tomato seedlings in their pots.
Posted by: Just the punchline at April 10, 2020 07:48 PM (El6T/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXHsWBKKNbI
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Levin is doing the 'Rona stats evisceration that someone in the press should have done. And has a competent epidemiologist discussing epidemic dynamics
Comparing the cooked CV stats to the routine data sets complied from CMS for years. This is why you NEVER trust the peasants with the raw data, they might draw independent conclusions!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 06:58 PM (BiNEL)
Worth listening to...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 07:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:48 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 10, 2020 07:48 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Owls.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
The big box places are temporarily prohibited from selling those.
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Nuclear Discount Wholesalers at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Yeah I strongly suspect that its been around a lot longer than we've been told. NBA stars went to China for special games in what, October? And half the league came down with it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:43 PM (JKNZq)
Could be a cannibal type cult living in the wilds of Russia. Read in one book how Stalin's secret police didn't find a group of weirdos living out in the wild in Siberia until the early 50's who believed that all governments were run by the Devil hisself.
They were collected up and sent off to the Gulag.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (NWiLs)
stations for instance) are at risk of getting diseases from it.
I tried to get her to quit unless she feels a need to help the country. They wouldn't let them wear masks so as not to scare donors. I think LifeSource sees dollar signs.
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (SfYbS)
I get mine at Johnny's Nuke Shack, he's got the low-yield stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah I keep swinging between being really angry and really depressed. Not healthy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Owls.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (t+qrx)
The owls are not what they seem.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: W Ishiwa Satoken at April 10, 2020 07:50 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 10, 2020 07:50 PM (af5xa)
Sleepless,
That cs lewis quote is one of my favs.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (nw6Hr)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
comment about C.S. Lewis having a said soemthing about Karen's but Pixy
don't like copy/paste. Stupid first world problems. Anyway, the Karen's
sound like Tyrants who will persecute you for your own good, driven by
there conscious.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 10, 2020 07:46 PM (3kwD9)
Seriously, just mentioning you need to go to the grocery store will get hysterical "No one should go anywhere for any reason!" responses. Walking on the sidewalk or hiking/biking trails improperly are also popular topics.
Posted by: Vendette at April 10, 2020 07:50 PM (nRNOc)
Oh geez, what howling trend?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2020 07:50 PM (bDqIh)
stations for instance) are at risk of getting diseases from it.
I tried to get her to quit unless she feels a need to help the country. They wouldn't let them wear masks so as not to scare donors. I think LifeSource sees dollar signs.
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (K22Va)
Should get the 1% instead.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 10, 2020 07:51 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:51 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Just the punchline at April 10, 2020 07:48 PM (El6T/)
Nurseries and garden supply stores - even garden supply areas of stores that are open anway - are no-no zones according to the diktat handed down yesterday from Gretch "the raging fuckwhistle" Whitmer.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:51 PM (t+qrx)
They were collected up and sent off to the Gulag.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (Z+IKu)
Speaking of, where the f&ck is Cannibal Bob!?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:51 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 07:38 PM (A68IW)
Makes me hot.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (dOV9E)
♫. Come on Barbie. Let's go Party! ♬
You should have seen the middle school girls faces when they were singing that Aqua song. I started singing the refrain, and they could not believe I knew the words.
Aqua and Toy Box. My guilty pleasures.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Vendette at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (nRNOc)
-- C. S. Lewis
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Thanks. It would not copy and paste for me. Kept giving me an error. I edited it a bit. Hope you don't mind.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (3kwD9)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (Cf2+z)
241 231 I've started reading a book about the Dyatlov incident. Was it just hypothermia an avalanche, a bear attack, a secret Soviet military experiment?
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Owls.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (t+qrx)
The owls are not what they seem.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
Oddly enough that makes sense.
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (af5xa)
You're not fooling anyone you know.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (af5xa)
Plus it looks like my usual yearly big check for a business annual fell through so I'm gonna be even poorer than usual.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
Nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Colin at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (h7MuR)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM (6ofTb)
Tell him he was much more likable in his Man Show days, talking about things like how underwear should be brown, and introducing girls jumping on trampolines.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (dOV9E)
Plus shortness of breath and congestion with a weird little dry cough?
Had it in late February. Crashed on couch for 5 days. Felt better.
Then came back and kicked my ass again a week later.
Fuck you, Rona.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 07:34 PM (MQ0v4)
That (slight dizziness) was a another symptom I had when I had my January-February "flu". Not bad enough to send me to the ER, but I was not well for about two weeks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: hogmartin
WTF hogmartin!!!
You been chatting with my wife???!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 07:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 07:54 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Splunge at April 10, 2020 07:54 PM (dOV9E)
-- C. S. Lewis
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Thanks. It would not copy and paste for me. Kept giving me an error. I edited it a bit. Hope you don't mind.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (3kwD9)
My copy-paste Fu is strong. I wouldn't mind so much if you hadn't made improper use of the apostrophes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
Could be a cannibal type cult living in the wilds of Russia. Read in one book how Stalin's secret police didn't find a group of weirdos living out in the wild in Siberia until the early 50's who believed that all governments were run by the Devil hisself.
They were collected up and sent off to the Gulag.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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Which pretty much proved their point.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:54 PM (i6/OP)
No flu.....yet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
You are brave. I have been craving some chinese, but can't bring myself to order it.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 10, 2020 07:54 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 07:54 PM (ZLI7S)
You been chatting with my wife???!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 07:54 PM (axyOa)
?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:55 PM (t+qrx)
weirdos living out in the wild in Siberia until the early 50's who
believed that all governments were run by the Devil hisself."
You could be forgiven for believing that in Russia at the time.
Posted by: goodluckduck at April 10, 2020 07:55 PM (V8zw+)
No flu.....yet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
You are brave. I have been craving some chinese, but can't bring myself to order it.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 10, 2020 07:54 PM (LIhNq)
Lung Pow chicken
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 07:53 PM (BiNEL)
Do you think you had the 'rona?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 10, 2020 07:55 PM (LIhNq)
>>Jane D'oh, the Nextdoor Karens in my neighborhood want to do the howling thing out of their back doors that is trending.
Crap. Is that the thing where you're supposed to stand outside at 7:00 pm and yell at the sky or something? To show you care about coronavirus?
Haven't heard that on my street. I'd be tempted to stand outside and yell, "STFU!!! Karens!!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 07:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
Remember that ABCs Nightline started as a 15-minute nightly update about the Iranian hostage situation, starring Ted Koppel.
I vote that the Quarantine Cafe become a nightly goodnight post from Ace before the ONT, even after Kung Flu finally ends.
Posted by: jayhawkone at April 10, 2020 07:55 PM (ZD+J8)
Posted by: fly gal at April 10, 2020 07:55 PM (8TdcF)
I figured once the screw extractor bit wasn't pulling it that there's not much to be done. Not that I didn't try a bunch of other stuff anyway. I'll go at the rest of the bolt with pliers tomorrow, now that I've got leverage. It wouldn't have been so hard if it weren't sunk into the cover like that.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:47 PM (t+qrx)
Did you smack the bolt with the hammer laterally? That sometimes helps get lubricant in.
The rubber band around the tool thing really helps. The hex bit in your photo might benefit from having a rubber band wrapped around it. It really helps to gain purchase on stuff like this and minimizes the chance of rounding the fitting or the tool.
And impact drivers are worth their weight in gold dust, most especially for loosening things that are sunk, and hard to get at.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 07:56 PM (A68IW)
The Trump impersonator has his speaking cadence down but read his twatter feed. He's a lefty douche
I admit it: I am unfairly biased against Trump!
Everything I've learned, observed experienced in life tells me he is a terrible president a worse human being.
Serious point - Trump is making up stories about voter fraud and claiming that mail in ballots are "corrupt."
He is doing more long lasting damage to this country than any terrorist could dream of.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2020 07:56 PM (6bQvJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:56 PM (JKNZq)
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*takes notes*
Posted by: fly gal at April 10, 2020 07:56 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 07:56 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 07:57 PM (ZCEU2)
At least the dog isn't dumb enough to unspool an entire roll of toilet paper for giggles like most cats would.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 07:57 PM (+oVP5)
Ok, to the content.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 10, 2020 07:57 PM (9hauA)
Plus shortness of breath and congestion with a weird little dry cough?
Had it in late February. Crashed on couch for 5 days. Felt better.
Then came back and kicked my ass again a week later.
Fuck you, Rona.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 07:34 PM (MQ0v4)
That was my expreience- Feb. 17-22 (so weird I wrote it in my calendar) but for me the dry cough was the worst and no relapse, but the exhaustion in the last few days was overwhelming. A trip to the grocery store took it out of me so bad I was almost in tears when I got home. But... all great now!
Posted by: LASue at April 10, 2020 07:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Yeah I keep swinging between being really angry and really depressed. Not healthy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:49 PM (6ofTb)
I'm not quite 'really angry' and 'really depressed', but close. I absolutely hate going to the store. Looking at people with bewildered expressions. And not being able to celebrate Easter with the entire family, really sucks.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 10, 2020 07:57 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2020 07:32 PM
Very pre-Drizly, but yeah. This.
Posted by: The Marriage at Cana at April 10, 2020 07:57 PM (DMUuz)
You know damned well what I'm talking about.
But hey. That's ok. It's a bourbon night so at least she'll leave me alone.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 07:58 PM (axyOa)
At least the dog isn't dumb enough to unspool an entire roll of toilet paper for giggles like most cats would.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 07:57 PM (+oVP5)
Cats do that deliberately to fuck with you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 07:58 PM (JKNZq)
My favorite science fiction novel is A Scent of New Mown, which is about a Soviet science experiment gone awry.
I like the word awry.
Posted by: Northernlurker just another guy at April 10, 2020 07:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:51 PM
I like your nickname for her. The AG is a plain, old POS.
On the way north today, I-75 was hopping. It looked like a regular holiday through Saginaw-Flint.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 10, 2020 07:58 PM (yKPAy)
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2020 07:58 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: fly gal at April 10, 2020 07:55 PM (8TdcF)
Good lord. If my neighbors start doing that I'm going to go live in my car in the woods.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 07:58 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: m at April 10, 2020 07:58 PM (Y3R0d)
And impact drivers are worth their weight in gold dust, most especially for loosening things that are sunk, and hard to get at.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 07:56 PM (A68IW)
Not a rubber band, but I did put a blob of JB Weld epoxy on a sacrificial 8mm hex key with a 3/8" socket on the other end, left it overnight, then went at it with the impact wrench. It just sheared the JB Weld off after a while.
So I still have an undamaged 8mm hex key for a ratchet or drill, so I got that goin' for me.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
weirdos living out in the wild in Siberia until the early 50's who
believed that all governments were run by the Devil hisself."
[Mat 4:8-10 NASB] 8 Again, the devil took Him to a very high mountain and showed Him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory; 9 and he said to Him, "All these things I will give You, if You fall down and worship me." 10 Then Jesus said to him, "Go, Satan! For it is written, 'YOU SHALL WORSHIP THE LORD YOUR GOD, AND SERVE HIM ONLY.'"
Satan is a liar though.
Posted by: goodluckduck at April 10, 2020 07:59 PM (V8zw+)
Posted by: Miklos, singing wontonamera at April 10, 2020 07:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Go outside. Take precautions.
If we do it en masse, they cannot stop us.
This has now become overtly political. 2 Democratic governors extended the quarantine to May 15 with NO DATA. No probabilistic outcomes. The rest of the Dem dominoes will fall.
Don't be sheep. Your Revolutionary ancestors weren't.
Posted by: jeff carter at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (D7SC9)
Posted by: jayhawkone at April 10, 2020 07:55 PM (ZD+J
I would be happy to be "quarantined" with y'all anytime.
Posted by: LASue at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (Ed8Zd)
Marital Bliss and Love, A book
Chapter 1. Positions
Chapter 2. Language of Lust
Chapter 3. Imma gonna bang u
Chapter 4. Divorce American Style
Chapter 5. Period Care for Boyfriends
Chapter 6. Im OK, I got the 401k
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (fUKvD)
CS
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (JFO2v)
Managed to clean the house yesterday and today, and then hit the Crackhead Kroger to buy vitamin supplements. The throngs of idiots in Kroger pissed me off, bumping up against me, yukking it up, and traveling in herds.
And these are the people who are supposed to be more susceptible to the 'Rona because racism.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (ptqGC)
Initially researchers thought that AIDS must have first appeared in 1978 or '79, based on epidemiological studies, in particular the behavior of "Patient Zero," Gaetan Dugas.
For decades, all research was based on this assumption.
Then, many many years later, someone tested a tissue sample from a corpse found in Africa in 1958, and somehow saved for scientific research.
The tissue contained the HIV virus.
So, now we know that AIDS started as far back as 1958, and maybe even earlier. It just didn't spread to the Western world until the late '70s.
I'd be willing to bet that eventually we will learn that the Wuhan Flu had been floating around southern China for YEARS, before slightly mutating and spiralling out of control.
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (Cf2+z)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Classic Pixy problem, if on iPhone turn OFF smart punctuation, and scan text for curly apostrophes or quote marks or the dreaded long dash and make substitutions, e.g., ', ", -.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 08:01 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: goodluckduck at April 10, 2020 07:59 PM (V8zw+)
Wait, what? We have a deal!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Rested And Ready at April 10, 2020 08:01 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Where?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 08:01 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 10, 2020 08:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2020 08:01 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 07:50 PM
You saying they otter be?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2020 08:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Now do mosques.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)
Damn. That thing IS really stuck. JB Weld is pretty tough stuff.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (A68IW)
Nurseries open, my neighbors are all relaxed and making the most of things, and our governor is a buddy of Trump's.
Just sayin'.
I mean before that "divorce" thing makes it a visa question.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Miss Issippi
You're doing it wrong.
When we ed-evac-ed our nukes at the end of the cold war back to the states, all 18 of us, including our commander, purchased a bottle at the class 6 store. We mixed it all together in a 30 gallon spare warhead canister and added fruit juice and ice. The mess sergeant pulled out the rib eye steaks had saved up for and we had a three day bender. Best fucking hangover I've ever earned. Reported for warrant officer school two weeks later. Gawd, what memories.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (VcFUs)
Seconded!
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (JKNZq)
Marital Bliss and Love, A book
Chapter 1. Positions
Chapter 2. Language of Lust
Chapter 3. Imma gonna bang u
Chapter 4. Divorce American Style
Chapter 5. Period Care for Boyfriends
Chapter 6. Im OK, I got the 401k
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (JFO2v)
Annex A. Butt zits and How To Avoid Them
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCEU2)
We're getting very close to the day that someone's going to be shot dead to protect their health.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (N9G0H)
And and in the course, jumping species barrier from ... something, to humans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 08:04 PM (A68IW)
That's so stupid. That's something toddlers would do.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2020 08:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (axyOa)
Windex is Not Just for Herpes Anymore
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2020 08:04 PM (JFO2v)
True story.
Absolutely no relation to current events.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Report from Jerusalem on the dramatic arrival of the alleged Messiah of Nazare at April 10, 2020 08:04 PM (/DNWp)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2020 08:04 PM (vpnTD)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 10, 2020 08:04 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 10, 2020
that is not a good thing
Posted by: not so at April 10, 2020 08:04 PM (HALdu)
The Dem mayor sent the police to hand a ticket to every single car in the parking lot fining them $500.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2020 08:05 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCEU2)
I saw that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2020 08:06 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
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Had to destroy the village to save it.
Posted by: Boots at April 10, 2020 08:06 PM (oGBso)
The tissue contained the HIV virus.
So, now we know that AIDS started as far back as 1958, and maybe even earlier. It just didn't spread to the Western world until the late '70s.
I'd be willing to bet that eventually we will learn that the Wuhan Flu had been floating around southern China for YEARS, before slightly mutating and spiralling out of control.
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM
This.
**reads again**
Yeah, pretty much this.
Posted by: Hands at April 10, 2020 08:06 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (A68IW)
It really is. Over the last week (I've been going out to the garage to use it as a stress relief after work), I've taken to anthropomorphizing it and projecting my frustration with it on whoever tried to use an imperial key on it, stripped off the chrome on the inside of the head, and let it corrode over however many years. Because what other half-assed things did they do that I haven't found yet?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:06 PM (JKNZq)
That's so stupid. That's something toddlers would do.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2020 08:04 PM (bDqIh)
It is like diversity. I let people unqualified in my school and we are better than you.
China
we pick smartest lolfu
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2020 08:06 PM (JFO2v)
That's friggin' awesome!!!
I remember my first inventory at the NATO Site in Germany. Then the friggin' certification inspections.
Ugh.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 08:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 10, 2020 08:07 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
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As long as the cops get to go home safe at night, that's all that matters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Common Tater
When Gates/Fauci get their way, the roads will only get salt-substitute because Science.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 08:07 PM (SfYbS)
Just sayin'.
I mean before that "divorce" thing makes it a visa question.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (El6T/)
Yeah, I don't see any freaking out here in north county either. Everybody around us seems cool. We say hello, and ask how others are getting on, but that's about it for the virus stuff.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 10, 2020 08:07 PM (A68IW)
if the cd is really dead, it won't show up in device manager either. There should be a section in device manager for CDs. If it's a driver issue or something like that, you'll see it.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:08 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: hogmartin
Cop:
**blam blam!**
Mayor said NO CHURCH.
Dr. Birx:
Cause of death? Covid 19.
Posted by: Hands at April 10, 2020 08:08 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Craigslist personals at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (SfYbS)
Not sure you can get any, but try putting some dry ice on the bolt. It can take a while, but chilling it will cause it to contract, and that might give you the advantage you need.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 07:11 PM
That's what I told him.
Posted by: Fezzik at April 10, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)
But they are terribly comfortable, I think everyone will be wearing them soon.
Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts, Prophet! at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (C1Lsn)
And yes, Nextdoor was brought up. The security head can tick off the names of every Karen on the app. He said one of them calls his poor team Every Single Day to report people riding two to a golf cart, and teenagers holding hands. Today's top Karen freak out was a small alligator in one of the dozens of lagoons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
He raised his hands upward in a threatening manner! I was in fear for my life!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2020 08:10 PM (JFO2v)
For any of the horde that are feeling particularly down right now, I think this article might help a bit.
https://tinyurl.com/shchjcl
Posted by: LASue at April 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 10, 2020 08:10 PM (VcFUs)
Maybe it's just pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 08:10 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 10, 2020 08:07 PM (dNzKv)
Well, my C drive is my boot drive, Solid state.
My D drive is a big ole fashioned Hard drive.
Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts, Prophet! at April 10, 2020 08:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: notsothoreau
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Agreed. I'm seeing a few signs of that here. A few more days of warm temps. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2020 08:10 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Eicbe)
"Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,
or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of
speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."
That's all you need to know.
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2020 07:18 PM (N9G0H)
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That ahh the thing umm you know what I mean ahhh is like ahhhh over a hundred years old. So does not apply.
Nice work Z.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2020 08:11 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2020 08:10 PM (r+sAi)
I own all my beer outright.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:11 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Small alligators come from big alligators. Sounds like the beginning of a solution to your Karen problem.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 10, 2020 08:11 PM (GhGb5)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 10, 2020 08:11 PM (Cf2+z)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020
coca cola
Posted by: not so at April 10, 2020 08:12 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
When I was in Nuc school in Orlando, we had a pet gaitor who lived out behind the base.
Used to go out, drink beer, and throw him chicken.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 10, 2020 08:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 08:12 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (DMUuz)
Tell it to think about Helen Thomas naked.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
Phooey on it. I'll run the CD over to my neighbors' tomorrow and email the files to myself.
Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2020 08:12 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 08:12 PM (K22Va)
She's a sweetheart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2020 08:14 PM (PfDZP)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 10, 2020 08:12 PM (NgKpN)
A Amphib, Nukes, And food...I think I saw that movie and it did not work out so good for tokyo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2020 08:14 PM (85Gof)
My issue overall is everything is so one sided that "comedians" just become ridiculous.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 10, 2020 08:14 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Colin at April 10, 2020 08:14 PM (h7MuR)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM (JKNZq)
Based on nothing and unless something major changes, I give the general populace another 5 days of this before they collectively do a modified Joel Goodson and just say, Fuck it.
Posted by: LASue at April 10, 2020 08:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
And when Facebook contacts you to set this up, it's from someone called Persephone. It think it's a sock.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:14 PM (JKNZq)
I guess alligators are something new on the SE coast.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2020 08:14 PM (PfDZP)
To a certain demographic not from here, they are.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
Which system? I was in Nike Hercules. 22nd flaraketenbattlion.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 10, 2020 08:10 PM (VcFUs)
***
8 inch.
Herzo Base.
I was the S-2 and NRAS Guy.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 08:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2020 08:15 PM (XxJt1)
Next AoSHQ Book suggestion
Marital Bliss and Love, A book
Chapter 1. Positions
Chapter 2. Language of Lust
Chapter 3. Imma gonna bang u
Chapter 4. Divorce American Style
Chapter 5. Period Care for Boyfriends
Chapter 6. Im OK, I got the 401k
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2020 08:00 PM (JFO2v)
Annex A. Butt zits and How To Avoid Them
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 08:02 PM (axyOa)
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Seriously, you guys are too upbeat.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 10, 2020 08:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 10, 2020 08:16 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 10, 2020 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Loathe that little Hillary-worshiping troll.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 07:15 PM (ptqGC)
I have come to the unhappy conclusion that Trump isn't going to do a damned thing to that bastard.
And that when Barr says "we're going to get to the bottom" of the coup, he means "about 10 years after Trump is out of office."
I hope they both get Kung Flu and die.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:16 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2020 08:09 PM
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Tell it to think about Helen Thomas naked.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2020 08:12 PM
Alternatively, me, if it needs to heat up.
Posted by: Joy Behar at April 10, 2020 08:16 PM (DMUuz)
Fauci is an affront to God. Fauci is strangling my people and my country and the whole earth, but not forever. I tell you, the day Fauci falls, there will be a shout of freedom such as the world has never heard before. May God grant me vengeance.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 10, 2020 08:17 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:17 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: not so at April 10, 2020 08:17 PM (HALdu)
The Dem mayor sent the police to hand a ticket to every single car in the parking lot fining them $500.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
How does this make *any* sense???
So many inner tyrants dying to break out finally have their day.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 10, 2020 08:18 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2020 08:15 PM (XxJt1)
How much to bite the head off a chicken?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:18 PM (t+qrx)
And people like Buck Sexton right now just don't care.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2020 08:18 PM (PfDZP)
https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-history-of-deadly-catastrophes
I remember well the 200 million who died when Trump was inagurated
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 08:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2020 08:20 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 08:20 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2020 08:18 PM (PfDZP)
I am doen to streaming services only. It helps.
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2020 08:21 PM (90T4r)
Yes! Also noticed how many of them look better when not styled by the network.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2020 08:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 08:20 PM (SfYbS)
Of course I understand. Doesn't mean I'm not sending you to hell, though.
Posted by: The Lord at April 10, 2020 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
I see Nancy Piglosi is telling PDT "Don't even think about opening the economy back up."
Previously on Senile Grandma:
"Don't even think about restricting flights from China!"
"Don't even think about giving hydroquoquonine to sick people!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 10, 2020 08:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2020 08:22 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 10, 2020 08:18 PM (9hauA)
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Revenue.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 10, 2020 08:22 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 10, 2020 08:22 PM (oVJmc)
I'm surprised more of them haven't spent a few hundred dollars on a halfway decent DSLR camera they can hook up to their laptops rather than using cheap built-in webcams.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 08:23 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: The Lord
Tough but fair.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 08:23 PM (SfYbS)
There were some really bad hair days early on.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)
8 inch.
Herzo Base.
I was the S-2 and NRAS Guy.
Posted by: Diogenes
The king of battle! When arty was large and in charge. Geebus I miss those days.
I was in emas/sanras when I wasn't running dailies and repairs.. day on-stay on. Went from e1 to w01 in 7 and a half years in that mos.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 10, 2020 08:23 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2020 08:24 PM (90T4r)
And Suzanna Hamilton has a bush like the darkest Amazon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:24 PM (2JVJo)
Fauci nods and smiles.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:24 PM (MQ0v4)
>> Anyone else intrigued by the backgrounds of talking heads broadcasting from their homes?
I thought I read somewhere that they are some kind of camera program or green screen thing? Dana Perino had trouble behind her the other day.
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 08:24 PM (K22Va)
I had an ex-girlfriend that raved about Rocky Mountain oysters.
Yes, I was very careful.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 08:25 PM (u82oZ)
Gutfeld's hair is starting to look like Conan O'Brien's.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2020 08:25 PM (bDqIh)
And Suzanna Hamilton has a bush like the darkest Amazon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:24 PM (2JVJo)
Excellent movie. Not as bleak as the book though, which is a dark night of the soul experience.
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2020 08:25 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: notsothoreau
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That had to be hard for you. 'Persephone' is probably a reference to the Greek Goddess of the Underworld.
iirc, she represents the rebirth in the spring of vegetation and thus, the circle of life, death, and rebirth.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2020 08:26 PM (Y4EXg)
Except for one of the managers who responded to my "how are you " with a "worried". Seems she grants this disease a Biblical meaning, like we are being warned like Nineveh to repent and turn back to God. This is a sort of last chance to clean up our act. This store is open everyday except Thanksgiving and Christmas. This year it will close for Easter, so I guess the idea is not hers alone.
Anyway, it was an unusual experience
Posted by: CN at April 10, 2020 08:26 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Smoking body on her though.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 08:26 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
Absolutely. Would be a nice case for the DoJ, too, if Barr wasn't so busy licking Laura Ingraham's shiny, shiny boots of leather.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:27 PM (2JVJo)
and the police department for violating their civil rights under color
of state authority.
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Hey, man, we're free because we compromise with the people who give us order. Stop rocking the boat.
Posted by: Methos (doesn't believe this at all) at April 10, 2020 08:27 PM (kOpft)
https://stoatnet.org/tfest.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin
He just left it hanging?
Posted by: Miklos, not tackling that one at April 10, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)
The throngs of idiots in Kroger pissed me off, bumping up against me, yukking it up, and traveling in herds.
And these are the people who are supposed to be more susceptible to the 'Rona because racism.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It's racism when you give them a dirty look after they bump into you. I read it on Twitter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2020 08:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2020 08:25 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:28 PM (2JVJo)
Licking is murder. MURDER!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:28 PM (MQ0v4)
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When version 2 detects women with penises, I'm buying.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 08:28 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2020 08:25 PM (90T4r)
I actually have fond memories of the book, since it was one of the first I ever read after I learned how to read.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:28 PM (2JVJo)
But then who pays the settlement?
Posted by: the taxpayers at April 10, 2020 08:29 PM (Tnijr)
Goldfinger
Posted by: Bruce at April 10, 2020 08:29 PM (vd8XM)
Some of these recent legal boundaries are gonna have to be litigated and legislated for next time around.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 08:30 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
That was my plan this year, and was doing okay until this crap hit. Luckily, some one here (can't remember who) used their powers of the Horde to grant a dispensation. Not sure how kosher (yeah, I know) that is with my priest, but it felt official enough for me.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 10, 2020 08:30 PM (66UcN)
I actually have fond memories of the book, since it was one of the first I ever read after I learned how to read.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:28 PM (2JVJo)
Hmm. Merely Robinson Crusoe, for me.
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2020 08:30 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: getting the banned to DO IT TO HER!! at April 10, 2020 08:30 PM (vFQMm)
and the police department for violating their civil rights under color
of state authority."
But then who pays the settlement?
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I mean, do you even watch the news?
Posted by: Federal Reserve Printing Presses at April 10, 2020 08:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at April 10, 2020 08:31 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:31 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: the taxpayers at April 10, 2020 08:31 PM (Tnijr)
And these are the people who are supposed to be more susceptible to the 'Rona because racism.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It's racism when you give them a dirty look after they bump into you. I read it on Twitter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2020 08:27 PM (aKsyK)
Systemic institutionalized racism prevents racial minorities (and apparently stupid teenagers of all races) from observing social distancing. It's a conspiracy.
Sargon of Akkad had a video where 2 women "of color" and Van Jones were on to discuss Rona racie. Van Jones basically told people to take the right precautions and take care of themselves. No shifting of responsibility. It was refreshing.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 10, 2020 08:31 PM (9hauA)
Full disclosure: MST version.
Oh. And de ja vu right now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 10, 2020 08:31 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2020 08:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 08:32 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:28 PM (2JVJo)
Hmm. Merely Robinson Crusoe, for me.
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2020 08:30 PM (90T4r)
There was a bookcase in Grandfather Poppins' house that had books my aunt was required to read in college - hence, 1984 - as well as other books that other members of the family put in there. Such as Venus in Furs.
This explains my screwed-up personality.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:33 PM (2JVJo)
Fauci nods and smiles.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:24 PM (MQ0v4)
Amazon is already shipping ChiCom approved Apple compatible shock collars for government mandated use by those infected with the Wuhan Red Death
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 08:33 PM (BiNEL)
Anything happen today?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2020 08:32 PM (TdMsT)
Ladyl!!! Good evening. Fare thee well??
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2020 08:33 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
That was my plan this year, and was doing okay until this crap hit. Luckily, some one here (can't remember who) used their powers of the Horde to grant a dispensation. Not sure how kosher (yeah, I know) that is with my priest, but it felt official enough for me.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 10, 2020 08:30 PM (66UcN)
Me too. I was prepped and ready. But, shit. Look at where we are now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 10, 2020 08:33 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 10, 2020 08:30 PM (66UcN)
Just explain you were using it as hand sanitizer.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 10, 2020 08:33 PM (GhGb5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2020 08:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:34 PM (t+qrx)
Don't tell the Karens, but Drizly delivers fairly decent white wine in one-sixth (5 gallon) kegs.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 10, 2020 07:35 PM (+oVP5)
Maybe if you can get the Karens soused enough, they won't be coherent enough to do any Karen-ing....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 10, 2020 08:34 PM (OuZMr)
Anything happen today?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2020 08:32 PM (TdMsT)
**hand kiss**
Not really.
Tried to write and didn't. Basically sulked on the couch all day watching movies.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:34 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Some take the Bull by the horns.
Others...
Posted by: garrett at April 10, 2020 08:34 PM (05YS1)
Traditionally Lent ends when the evening Mass of the Lord's Supper on
Holy Thursday begins, my family always went thru to Good Friday sundown,
but many go to Easter.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2020 08:33 PM (r+sAi)
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My wife insists that I wait until Easter Sunday.
She also says tomorrow is an obligatory fasting day.
I pointed to the *parish calendar* which shows no such thing, but she says it must be wrong.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 10, 2020 08:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Persephone? She was raped. Rape-raped:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Rape_of_Persephone
Romans turned her into Proserpina, and it was Pluto what defiled her, not Hades. Famous sculpture:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
The_Rape_of_Proserpina
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 08:36 PM (f1Vqw)
===
3 tsp of dried beaten, whipped, ground fauci
Top with about 3 or 4 glugs whiskey
Mix well and sip
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:36 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:36 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at April 10, 2020 08:31 PM (KSBDE)
It's the best news out there by far. I can't count the number of times I've seen someone like Tapper talking on Twitter like he wasn't even aware of what was said in those very informative press conferences.
I even enjoy the press questions part. It shows clearly how empty-headed the press types are (and, for the men, how low-T they are), and I just love watching Trump outmaneuver them. His effortless dismantling of Acosta today gave me happy vibes for hours.
Posted by: Splunge at April 10, 2020 08:36 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 08:37 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: bradc at April 10, 2020 08:37 PM (qMKZd)
And, mail in ballots provide an incredibly easy way to corrupt the integrity of the voting process.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 10, 2020 08:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 10, 2020 08:37 PM (66UcN)
That's the version I have seen, its really good. Depressing and disturbing as it ought to be, but very well done. William Hurt was a very good actor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 08:38 PM (KZzsI)
Ah yep.
Posted by: JackStraw
Ask about zits.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 10, 2020 08:37 PM (66UcN)
You know what clears those right up? Weed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:38 PM (NWiLs)
Apropos of nothing may I just reiterate
Judas Iscariot did kill himself.
Judas was asshoe
Posted by: mindful webworker
Report from Jerusalem on the dramatic arrival of the alleged Messiah of Nazare at April 10, 2020 08:38 PM (/DNWp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 10, 2020 08:18 PM (9hauA)
They will not give up that power easily!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 08:39 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:38 PM (NWiLs)
Zits.
Stoner titties.
You decide.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 10, 2020 08:39 PM (x8Wzq)
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I watched a few vids on raising goats.
Why, yes, I am bored. How did you know?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2020 08:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Same difference. Romans were fine with stealing other people's religions. As long as you didn't claim exclusivity, they liked new cults
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 08:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2020 08:39 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Rex B at April 10, 2020 08:40 PM (CKJCj)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 10, 2020 08:18 PM (9hauA)
They will not give up that power easily!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 08:39 PM (BiNEL)
Nope. No they won't.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:40 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
Reminds me of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic where they all decided they'd been taking too many drugs and went cold turkey.
Panel by panel, the art grew steadily more realistic, and the house grew more and more filthy, the guys uglier and mangier. The final panel was them going back to taking drugs to escape how sordid and awful their lives were.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)
What happens if you give up Lent for Lent? <<<<<<
You're Jewish.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)
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Doesn't that make you Protestant?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 10, 2020 08:41 PM (cfSRQ)
My wife insists that I wait until Easter Sunday. <<<<<<
Rookie move that usually works on kids.
You should just yell at the top of your voice, "but what about the Holy Triduum!!!"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2020 08:41 PM (r+sAi)
Jesus as a man had 7.7% bad HR decisions.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
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It was ordained that one of the was going to betray him, so...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 10, 2020 08:42 PM (4o2K3)
377 I see Nancy Piglosi is telling PDT "Don't even think about opening the economy back up."
He won't. We will. And with double-barreled "fuck yous" to you and your fellow control freaks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 10, 2020 08:42 PM (pNxlR)
I had one on the car on a cold night, Broke the head off, I finally drilled it as centered as I could and retapped for a smaller bolt but used a higher strength allen head bolt. Lasted the life of the car.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 08:42 PM (rwyDf)
Posted by: notsothoreau
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Yes it is.
I couldn't bear to do it either. It was out there for a long time before I erased it all. Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2020 08:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 08:43 PM (K22Va)
Panel by panel, the art grew steadily more realistic, and the house grew more and more filthy, the guys uglier and mangier. The final panel was them going back to taking drugs to escape how sordid and awful their lives were.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)
Maybe I should start smoking weed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)
You should know that I have a prayer wheel devoted just to you.
IDK if it is helping. But you seem to be steaming ahead with only minor issues. You have had sagas in just a short while. And you move forward. Admirable.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:44 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at April 10, 2020 08:44 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Damn Anti-maskites.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 08:44 PM (XVuno)
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather
had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to
visit her 95 year-old grandmother and
comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on
Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people
nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh
no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells
would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if
the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,
make a doctor's appointment.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (rwyDf)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2020 08:32 PM (TdMsT)
In local news, I finally extracted a bolt that had been frustrating me, and AltonJackson saw a sign for testicles.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
I would never go back.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:44 PM (JKNZq)
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Beware of the one named Cassandra.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (4o2K3)
I had one on the car on a cold night, Broke the head off, I finally drilled it as centered as I could and retapped for a smaller bolt but used a higher strength allen head bolt. Lasted the life of the car.
Posted by: Lord Percy
Agreed. And I wondered about suggesting the retapping route. But then thought he might not want to do that to his Harley.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (66UcN)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 08:46 PM (rwyDf)
Thank you. I appreciate that. it's really hard and I had to take a break after dealing with Facebook. At least no one is expecting me to deal with much right now and I should be able to move forward when it gets to that point. At least I can do the job on autopilot
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:46 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 10, 2020 08:46 PM (cfSRQ)
I had one on the car on a cold night, Broke the head off, I finally drilled it as centered as I could and retapped for a smaller bolt but used a higher strength allen head bolt. Lasted the life of the car.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 08:42 PM (rwyDf)
Now that's impressive.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 10, 2020 08:47 PM (66UcN)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (4o2K3)
Do NOT telnet to Pandora.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 10, 2020 08:47 PM (ufFY8)
I would never go back.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (MQ0v4)
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I wouldn't except I'm addicted to beef.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 08:47 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:47 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 10, 2020 08:48 PM (2DOZq)
make a doctor's appointment.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (rwyDf)
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VA cancelled all my Dr appointments.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2020 08:48 PM (RU4sa)
That reminds me of a joke -
A man's wife dies. At the funeral, he is wailing and crying, carrying on something awful.
A friend takes him aside and says, "Look, I know how awful today must be for you. But someday, maybe in a year or two, you'll find another nice girl and get married again."
"A year or two?" the man screams. "What am I gonna do tonight?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:48 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 08:46 PM (rwyDf)
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I named my hard drives after fictional spaceships.
The current laptop is "Nemesis".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 10, 2020 08:48 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: notsothoreau
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Beware of the one named Cassandra.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire
It's calculations are flawless, but no one believes the results.
Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2020 08:48 PM (P1f+c)
make a doctor's appointment.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (rwyDf)
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VA cancelled all my Dr appointments.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2020 08:48 PM (RU4sa)
That's depressing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 08:49 PM (XVuno)
My gas mask in the garage somewhere, clean it up and put it in my truck. I wouldn't wear it unless denied entrance.
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 10, 2020 08:47 PM (ufFY
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"Hey, lady, what's in the box?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 10, 2020 08:49 PM (4o2K3)
Jesus as a man had 7.7% bad HR decisions.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
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I reflect everyday, but then I'm not a vampire...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 10, 2020 08:49 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2020 08:50 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:50 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 10, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
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I was supposed to have my meds adjusted.
Not gonna happen anytime soon.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2020 08:50 PM (RU4sa)
My buddy owns a boat service shop and they do a bunch of service on outboards, outboards that live in the Atlantic. His guys have become masters of removing engine bolts welded into place by knuckleheads who decide servicing their motor is optional until it breaks.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 08:49 PM (XVuno)
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Priam was seventy jillion years old at the time. I don't think he was doing much fighting. Especially after fathering fifty sons.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 10, 2020 08:51 PM (4o2K3)
Just to recap, Season 1 started with the trip down the escalator and ended on Election Night. Season 2 started with the inauguration and ended with the Kavanaugh confirmation as the season finale. Season 3 began with the midterm elections and ended with the impeachment not guilty verdict. I was wondering what he would do for Season 4, but it's pretty obvious that it started with the Kung Flu and it will end in another Election Night triumph. I can't wait for Season 5 already.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 10, 2020 08:51 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2020 08:51 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2020 08:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 08:46 PM (rwyDf)
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I named my hard drives after fictional spaceships.
The current laptop is "Nemesis".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 10, 2020 08:48 PM (4o2K3)
Mine have Hawaiian names right now. After you've done enough Greek/Roman mythology names, you start running into namespace conflicts.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:51 PM (t+qrx)
My gas mask in the garage somewhere, clean it up and put it in my truck. I wouldn't wear it unless denied entrance.
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:49 PM (ZCEU2)
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Found mine. Obsolete pattern, but so what.
Planning on taking it out around town tomorrow. Gotta get dem groceries.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 10, 2020 08:51 PM (cfSRQ)
They might have done you a favor. I'm not going anywhere near mine.
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 08:51 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:52 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 10, 2020 08:49 PM (CAJOC)
I've been watching The Munsters on COZI TV every night. Lily and Grandpa are vampires - how can they go out in broad daylight?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:52 PM (2JVJo)
Jesus as a man had 7.7% bad HR decisions.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
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It was ordained that one of the was going to betray him, so...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 10, 2020 08:42 PM (4o2K3)
-----------------------------------
So, Judas was the original Karen.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 10, 2020 08:52 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2020 08:52 PM (gqzkO)
Posted by: Axeman
Well worth the $150K in student loans.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 08:52 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 10, 2020 08:51 PM (4o2K3)
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"Fathering"? Pffft.
That's the fun part.
Posted by: Hecuba at April 10, 2020 08:53 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:52 PM (MQ0v4)
That's not how rights work.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:54 PM (JKNZq)
"Hey, lady, what's in the box?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire
Spoken in a Jerry Lewis voice.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2020 08:54 PM (aKsyK)
He was told that " his rights were suspended".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:52 PM (MQ0v4)
It would be nice if there were some sort of federal department tasked with protecting constitutional rights and who would be all over that town's PD.
It could even be called something like "The Department of Justice."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 08:54 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:53 PM (t+qrx)
Tell that to Gretchen.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 10, 2020 08:55 PM (ufFY8)
I receive 100% comp from the VA for PTSD, major depressive disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, and tinnitus.
The VA is my sole medical provider, unfortunately.
It's not my health team that is the issue, they've been great.
It's the admin that messes it up for everybody.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2020 08:55 PM (RU4sa)
Mandatory masks were a thing back during the 1918 Spanish Flu. San Francisco was the first to mandate them, then other CA cities followed, and then my many other states.
The collective memory of all this is long gone.
Tobacco companies even made face masks with little flaps to allow one to smoke while wearing a mask.
You would be arrested without a mask, and jailed and/or fined.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 08:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2020 08:50 PM (XhWtx)
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That's one hearty guffaw from me.
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 08:56 PM (Eicbe)
https://tinyurl.com/uxjftbm
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:56 PM (ZCEU2)
This is the VA story writ large. The medical team is hired on merit, and there is turnover if you make too many mistakes. The result is a good medical team.
Admin, not so much. It is everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 08:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 10, 2020 08:51 PM
Going to Whole Foods and/or Trader Joe's?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2020 08:57 PM (DMUuz)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
The_Rape_of_Proserpina
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 08:36 PM (f1Vqw)
That sculpture is amazing. I'd love to see it in person.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 08:57 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Their Vampires Are Different.
Seems that the weakness to sunlight is the first thing to go when you need to change a storybook vampire.
Also, sunscreen.
Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2020 08:58 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2020 08:58 PM (EGyGV)
Leonard Cohen's "Tower of Song" just came on the XM.
I can't stand that dead bastard. Where's the channel changer....
More beer.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2020 08:58 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 08:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Their Vampires Are Different.
Seems that the weakness to sunlight is the first thing to go when you need to change a storybook vampire.
Also, sunscreen.
Posted by: mikeski at April
Daywalkers.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 10, 2020 08:59 PM (66UcN)
Schumer: No! Don't
Capt Reynolds: Let's see what a man like you is willing to kill for
(forces open crate, revealing a giant floppy purple dildo attached to a hedge trimmer)
Capt Reynolds: Huh
Posted by: Splunge at April 10, 2020 08:59 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 08:59 PM (rwyDf)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Judas: Do you know how much that ointment could've raised for poor people?
Yeah, Karen.
Although I prefer Gladys Kravitz.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Report from Jerusalem on the dramatic arrival of the alleged Messiah of Nazare at April 10, 2020 08:59 PM (/DNWp)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 10, 2020 08:59 PM (ufFY8)
Ain't that the truth. VA is all I have too. Too bad you can't do something over the phone?
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 09:00 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 10, 2020 09:01 PM (ufFY8)
CBD featured that sculpture, The Rape of Proserpina, in one of his art threads. He had a high res series of photos linked, IIRC. Pretty amazing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 09:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 09:00 PM (K22Va)
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Tried that.
Been waiting three weeks now for that.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2020 09:01 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)
And to be honest certain people should have been wearing masks long ago
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2020 09:01 PM (85Gof)
Wonder if he's got wifi?
Posted by: Agent Double Oh Thirteen - almost twice as good as James Bond at April 10, 2020 09:01 PM (9X60i)
You would be arrested without a mask, and jailed and/or fined.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 08:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Ah, this is the technology we need. Not only does smoking protect you from the bug, but masks do as well. Why not both?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 10, 2020 09:01 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
That's the mathematical argument.
Lent is 40 days.
Sundays aren't part of Lent, so 6 days a week.
6 weeks, Monday thru Saturday, is 36 days.
Ash Wednesday through that Saturday makes the other 4.
So Lent ends on Saturday night.
Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2020 09:02 PM (P1f+c)
I'm okay with the mask thing, for a short time, in exchange for opening up the country again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)
Me too. But I think they are going to start requiring masks and STILL keep us locked down.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 09:02 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)
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Me too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:02 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Their Vampires Are Different.
Seems that the weakness to sunlight is the first thing to go when you need to change a storybook vampire.
Also, sunscreen.
Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2020 08:58 PM (P1f+c)
SPF 50000
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 10, 2020 09:02 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 10, 2020 09:02 PM (0C4ts)
539 He was told that " his rights were suspended".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 08:52 PM (MQ0v4)
That's not how rights work.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 08:53 PM (t+qrx)
Where is there a conservative group that would take his case to the courts?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 10, 2020 09:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)
The mask thing won't be a short time, and it won't be complete without contact tracing or red zones or something of this sort. Anyway, you are just taking this hard, it's an opportunity to wear cool headgear and you can't help but be salty about it
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 10, 2020 09:03 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Half a mask is better than none.
Also, I resemble that remark.
Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2020 09:03 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 10, 2020 09:03 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:03 PM (ZbJTj)
Posted by: notsothoreau
I have tried 3 times to delete my Dads cell phone number from my phone. I just can't do it yet. For some reason I just can't delete that number from my contact list.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 10, 2020 09:03 PM (myjNJ)
I haven't seen anything recent. Yes, he had rented out a whole resort hotel in the Alps for himself. He brought along 20 concubines, his maid servants, and his all-girl praetorian guard. That dude is livin' the life.
Interestingly, his left his 4 wives back at home. Take the concubines, leave the wives.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 10, 2020 09:04 PM (0C4ts)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:04 PM (ZCEU2)
make a doctor's appointment.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (rwyDf)
Meh...
A man goes to the club, thinking he's going to get in some practice putts, but after he arrives he's approached by a threesome in need of a fourth. So he agrees to join them.
As the men reach the fourth hole, with the oldest member of the party about to tee off, the sound of church bells are heard through a clearing in the trees. Off in the distance a short way, a church, with the bells playing a slow dirge, a hearse arrives, with a long procession of cars behind it.
The man at the tee doffs his cap, holds it to his heart, and keeps it there until the funeral party all enters the church.
He then proceeds with his shot.
The game continues, and an hour or so later the men are approaching the 13th tee. The winding course has brought them around, and the same church seen through the clearing is visible, and again, the church bells ring out their slow, sad melody.
It just so happens the same older chap is about to tee off, and again, as the party begins to exist the church, he takes off his cap, holding it to his heart, and remains fixed in that position until the last vehicle in the procession has driven off.
The fourth, a man who has never met any of these men before, is so taken by this gesture of respect, he turns to the other two men, standing off the to the side with him and says, "Gentlemen, that is the kindest, most respectful thing I have ever seen. For him to demonstrate such grace, why, it's truly a magnificent thing."
To which one of the other gents replies, "well after all, he was married to her for 40 years."
Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2020 09:04 PM (hku12)
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2020 09:05 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 10, 2020 09:03 PM (pNxlR)
ACLJ probably would do it.
Posted by: Vendette at April 10, 2020 09:05 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)
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The cannoli. Leave it, or take it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:05 PM (XVuno)
I refuse to bargain with these totalitarian fucks for my Creator-endowed rights.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 09:06 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 10, 2020 09:03 PM (pNxlR)
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As this is a matter of civil liberties, the ACLU should be in this.
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 09:06 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 09:06 PM (rwyDf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)
Spitting, swallowing, YMMV.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 10, 2020 09:06 PM (ufFY8)
The Krauts gave the King of Siam "special permission". He wanted to bring another 100 or so "people" over (all girls, who knows), but the Krauts denied that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:07 PM (f1Vqw)
I'm concerned about that, and about the other things people brought up, like special zones and this jackass idea:
Kentucky will record license plates of those who show up to any mass gatherings, such as church services, and will provide that info to local health departments, who will in turn order those individuals to be quarantined for 14 days, Gov. Andy Beshear says
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:07 PM (KZzsI)
Been waiting three weeks now for that.
Well, that's bullshit. I get meds within a week over the phone. Do you get the VA newsletter emails? There's a bunch of links that may help.
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 09:07 PM (K22Va)
Interestingly, his left his 4 wives back at home. Take the concubines, leave the wives.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
I think I'd like to be a king. Where do I send my resume?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 09:07 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 09:06 PM (Eicbe)
Oh, did they switch back to defending civil liberties? I hadn't heard.
Posted by: Splunge at April 10, 2020 09:07 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 09:07 PM (MQ0v4)
Check the Michigan DNR website if you think I'm joking.
Posted by: Grand Rapids at April 10, 2020 09:07 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 09:06 PM (Eicbe)
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You're kidding, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:08 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Lost a younger sister to C last fall. No plans to delete her number. Maybe that's some sort of denial, but still not doing it.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 10, 2020 09:08 PM (66UcN)
Yeah I get that, but I'm okay with going along with their idea for a while, for the sake of public health and safety. A short time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: notsothoreau
I have tried 3 times to delete my Dads cell phone number from my phone. I just can't do it yet. For some reason I just can't delete that number from my contact list.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 10, 2020 09:03 PM (myjNJ)
I tired doing that with my sister.
But even though I've changed numbers 3 times, she keeps calling me.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2020 09:08 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 09:08 PM (rwyDf)
Posted by: Agent Double Oh Thirteen - almost twice as good as James Bond at April 10, 2020 09:08 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: notsothoreau
I have tried 3 times to delete my Dads cell phone number from my phone. I just can't do it yet. For some reason I just can't delete that number from my contact list.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 10, 2020 09:03 PM (myjNJ)
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I still have emails from my Dad. They were only ever forwards of joke emails he had been sent, but I keep them anyway.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 10, 2020 09:09 PM (CAJOC)
I forwarded myself a couple of old emails from my husband's account. Sounds dumb but it was nice to see his name pop up on the list. He had yahoo email, so no reason to get rid of it anytime soon. I need to archive everything off it first. I have to remind myself not to respond to messages from his boat group when I'm checking email on his phone. it's happened a couple of times.Sorry that you are having to deal with your dad's death.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:09 PM (JKNZq)
Its like living in the 18th century and having to wait for the product to be shipped across the ocean. #fourweeks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:10 PM (KZzsI)
Funny. On the Tucker Greenville, MS church fining government thuggery, the ACLU claimed that they would be "monitoring" the situation.
Tucker rolled his eyes and said " yeah, the ACLU will be right there for you".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 09:10 PM (MQ0v4)
Trying to get through to my team, not so easy.
Govt at it's finest.
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2020 09:10 PM (RU4sa)
The King of Siam's given name is Maha Vajiralongkorn. So Vagina Long Corn! That is, he rams his long corn cob in lots of vaginas, I assume. He royal name is Rama X. King Rama X.
Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of testicular fitness. Well, he's on German soil, but who can resist One Night in Bangkok lyrics.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:10 PM (f1Vqw)
The more likely case in my view is that they just cry uncle on the economic thing, undo the lockdown, and we get wave 2, this time without it being limited to NYC etc.
There's no way it lasts past June 1 - lots of stuff in the market simply can't adapt.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 10, 2020 09:11 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 09:08 PM (rwyDf)
Who puts a church near a river?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2020 09:11 PM (hku12)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)
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The cannoli. Leave it, or take it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:05 PM (XVuno)
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I imagine he's playing "hide the cannoli".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 10, 2020 09:11 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:08 PM (XVuno)
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People had always told me that the ACLU defends everybody's civil liberties, mine too. What do I have against civil liberties?
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 09:11 PM (Eicbe)
Interestingly, his left his 4 wives back at home. Take the concubines, leave the wives.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)
It's a lot easier to make the concubines leave when you're ready for a change. No lawyers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2020 09:12 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:07 PM (KZzsI)
If people do not start shooting over that, then this country is fucking finished.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 09:12 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
I had this exact same thought earlier today.
The religion of piss is going to get cw2 kicked right the fuck off.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (ZbJTj)
I have been able to record a greeting off another phone, well enough to save it. My husband still had the phone from his second wife and I was able to record the greeting off it for him and her kids. If you want to save something like that, do it as soon as possible.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: beau at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (1dH2d)
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 09:11 PM (Eicbe)
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Did you know that the Southern Poverty Law Center alleviates poverty in the South?
I keel myself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
A 67-year-old King needs 20 concubines?
I'm'a go get a hat and put it on, just so I can doff it to him.
Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 09:14 PM (rwyDf)
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Its like living in the 18th century and having to wait for the product to be shipped across the ocean. #fourweeks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:10 PM (KZzsI)
I got my coffee today. Ordered it earlier this week.
I'm not saying it's an essential product, but another week or so I might be killing my neighbors.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2020 09:14 PM (hku12)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:14 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2020 09:14 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (473zT)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:54 PM (JKNZq)
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Cabritos are muy popular where I live. Barbequed and served with rice and beans and warm tortillas.
Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (BPAy7)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 09:14 PM (rwyDf)
Didn't it scare the fish?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (6ofTb)
A date set to tell everyone to get off your asses and back to work.
Wash your hands, wash your ass, use masks, spray lysol all over yourself, but time to get back to work.
Enough of this tomfoolery already.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (ZbJTj)
Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of testicular fitness.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
A 67-year-old King needs 20 concubines?
I'm'a go get a hat and put it on, just so I can doff it to him.
Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (P1f+c)
Viagra's a hell of a drug....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (EGyGV)
As, this is a reminder to you dog walkers to clean up after your pooch.
And it was Karens that of course dropped the dimes.
So Ms Property Manager (she's like the middle school principal from hell) says if she calls you out on it and you don't comply, well, she will call the police.
I'll bet she'll institute contact tracing now that it's a new thing. The dog shit DNA data base is so twentieth century.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Congratulations, Skip, you're the next contestant on "somewhere, someone is getting off to that right now", the internet quiz show with no winners, only survivors.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 09:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: El Gobernador Heb Booosch at April 10, 2020 09:16 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:16 PM (JKNZq)
Getting refills isn't an issue (via My Health VA).
Trying to get through to my team, not so easy.
Govt at it's finest.
That's no shit. Good luck to you. I think this thing will start easing up soon. If it doesn't you still have here to bang around in until things start getting better.
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 09:16 PM (K22Va)
We need a date. April 15th, May 1st, something.
A date set to tell everyone to get off your asses and back to work.
Wash your hands, wash your ass, use masks, spray lysol all over yourself, but time to get back to work.
Enough of this tomfoolery already.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (Z+IKu)
Yes! I was just thinking this today. If we had a date set then I think it would be a little more tolerable.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 09:17 PM (6ofTb)
Sorry, Eromero.
Salute, Monkeyboy.
May your Paradise be filled with catnip and many athletic rodents.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 09:17 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (ZbJTj)
That sounds really nice, Ben Had.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2020 09:17 PM (TdMsT)
https://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/RU4418lg.jpg
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)
Its like living in the 18th century and having to wait for the product to be shipped across the ocean. #fourweeks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:10 PM (KZzsI)
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Guessing it's a VGA monitor and the 'puter only has HDMI?
Did you look at Newegg or Microcenter. They might be able to get it to you faster.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 10, 2020 09:17 PM (CAJOC)
I had talent, I'd love to make a X-rated version of "King Tut" for the King of Siam, a homage to his "social distancing" in the Alps.
Hung like a horse...King Rama..... He's my favorite horndog, dah-dah.....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:18 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 09:18 PM (t+qrx)
I had talent, I'd love to make a X-rated version of "King Tut" for the King of Siam, a homage to his "social distancing" in the Alps.
Hung like a horse...King Rama..... He's my favorite horndog, dah-dah.....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:18 PM (f1Vqw
King Tit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 10, 2020 09:18 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 09:06 PM (Eicbe)
The American Communist Leftist Union? Those guys?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2020 09:18 PM (79Bfi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:18 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:18 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:18 PM (ZCEU2)
Yes! I was just thinking this today. If we had a date set then I think it would be a little more tolerable.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 09:17 PM (6ofTb)
I agree.
This situation has given me a better understanding of eternity.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2020 09:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Congratulations, Skip, you're the next contestant on "somewhere, someone is getting off to that right now", the internet quiz show with no winners, only survivors.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 09:16 PM (t+qrx)
Damn, I didn't know we were playing. I was gonna mention my cat up on the windowsill, farting.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2020 09:19 PM (hku12)
And I'm patient.
Posted by: Axeman at April 10, 2020 09:19 PM (Eicbe)
Sounds like the Michigan Health Dept could have a lot of fun with half-whitmer.
Yes, Governor, it is ok for people to ride bicycles; but, they have to remove the seat.
I'll sign that immediately.
Posted by: Agent Double Oh Thirteen - almost twice as good as James Bond at April 10, 2020 09:19 PM (9X60i)
A date set to tell everyone to get off your asses and back to work.
Wash your hands, wash your ass, use masks, spray lysol all over yourself, but time to get back to work.
Enough of this tomfoolery already.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (Z+IKu)
Yes! I was just thinking this today. If we had a date set then I think it would be a little more tolerable.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 09:17 PM (6ofTb)
Sure, April 15.
Then on April 13, Scankles calls Fauci, who comes out with another death prediction and stampedes Trump into "another two weeks."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 09:20 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:20 PM (ZbJTj)
Well there was a day when that was how they did things. Years ago.
Guessing it's a VGA monitor and the 'puter only has HDMI?
Something like that, but more subtle, there's a tiny difference between plugs (one has four little pins around a metal tab, and the other does not).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2020 09:15 PM (Z+IKu)
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Joe Biden has promised No Malarkey. He may be your candidate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:21 PM (XVuno)
arriving next week. How long do you think folks will sit around the
house with a check to spend (assuming it doesn't all have to go to pay
bills)?
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:18 PM (JKNZq)
The amount I should get is the amount I owe on my Federal taxes so it's a wash
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2020 09:21 PM (79Bfi)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 10, 2020 08:45 PM (4o2K3)
Yeah, whatever. Whine whine whine.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2020 09:21 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:22 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:22 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (ZbJTj)
This is the most Ben Had thing I've read all day.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 09:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCEU2)
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How do I get changed to a flying monkey?
Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 10, 2020 09:23 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 10, 2020 09:24 PM (EgshT)
I managed to get thru another week without doing anything epicly stupid, like
voting for a Democrat.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 10, 2020 09:24 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Agent Double Oh Thirteen - almost twice as good as James Bond at April 10, 2020 09:24 PM (9X60i)
Here's some video and pics of the King of Siam and various ceremonies for the babes.
His other wives have to attend when he marries a new one, or "annoints" more "royal consorts".
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9645059/
thai-king-mistress-royal-consort/
One of those, his 4th wife, was one of his bodyguards. There's a picture of her in her Praetorian Guard outfit.
If anyone wonders why Thailiand is like the sex vacation capital of the world, and also varous pervy pastimes like ladyboys and shit, well, it's long tradition.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:25 PM (f1Vqw)
service. I don't know if anyone is even there. I feel so bad for
pastors during this, preaching to an empty church.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:23 PM (KZzsI)
Hi Christopher. It's tough.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:25 PM (lwiT4)
So Comeu, possibly knowingly, was working as a Russian asset? LOL!
Didn't people here figure that out a couple of years ago?
Posted by: 29Victor at April 10, 2020 09:25 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:23 PM (KZzsI)
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666. This is ominous.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:25 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 10, 2020 09:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:25 PM (JKNZq)
I love baby goats. I am Facebook friends with the woman that wound up
with my goats. She has a pretty amazing herd of them. She likes to send
short videos of them bouncing around in the house.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 08:54 PM (JKNZq)
Baby goats are a natural repository for anti-gravity. We just can't harvest it yet.
sproing! sproing! sproing-sproing!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 10, 2020 09:26 PM (Bw46C)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:23 PM (KZzsI)
Post #666...
Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2020 09:26 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2020 09:13 PM (XhWtx)
Sorry for the E family loss.
I had that happen to one of the ferals this winter, have no idea how old, but he'd been here for breakfast like clockwork for over a decade. Still look for him...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 09:26 PM (BiNEL)
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I didn't know until this day that it was Neoptolemus all along.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 10, 2020 09:26 PM (j4zcI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)
That'll be a DMS-59. It needs a splitter to drive two displays. The one with the tab and the four pins is a DVI.
I actually have, no shit, a small stockpile of DMS-59 to dual DVI splitters, of which you can have one gratis. Where are you?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 09:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2020 09:27 PM (RU4sa)
thai-king-mistress-royal-consort/
Kings should not be in public wearing crop-tops and low-slung jeans that let your beer gut spill over the belt buckle.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 09:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:27 PM (lwiT4)
"Merica."
Nice....
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at April 10, 2020 09:27 PM (3H9h1)
If anyone gets in my way, it'll be game in.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 09:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 10, 2020 09:27 PM (zqs/f)
I hope tithes aren't down too badly
I actually have, no shit, a small stockpile of DMS-59 to dual DVI splitters, of which you can have one gratis.
Already paid for the cable, I can wait a little while but thanks for the offer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 09:22 PM (t+qrx)
This is the ultimate Ben Had response, well done hogmartin!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 09:28 PM (BiNEL)
Something like that, but more subtle, there's a tiny difference between plugs (one has four little pins around a metal tab, and the other does not).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)
Ah. DVI. I seem to recall having a similar issue with my son's computer. Thought I had a cable for it, but it was the wrong DVI type.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 10, 2020 09:29 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:29 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:21 PM (XVuno)
Horse feathers! This monkey business may be someone's idea of the cat's pajamas, but I have had it with this China Flu falderal!
Plus Joe Biden is asshoe.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2020 09:29 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:28 PM (KZzsI)
We'll know tomorrow if enough was mailed in to pay us.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:30 PM (lwiT4)
I'm okay with the mask thing, for a short time, in exchange for opening up the country again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)
I'm OK with it if we make the vagrants wear them too. But, you know, compliance is first forced on the compliant.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2020 09:30 PM (WyVLE)
https://tinyurl.com/rbao6lr
Absolutely NO viruses were injured during the course of this civil rights violation.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 09:31 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Oh
I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Isn't this America!
Posted by: King Vajayjayhunter XII at April 10, 2020 09:31 PM (SfYbS)
Have you seen this?
https://www.churchrelief.org
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)
No! I have not! Until now. Thanks!!
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:31 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 10, 2020 09:27 PM (zqs/f)
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I'm going all Viking. No haircut, no shaving. Unfortunately, there's almost no one in my office to appreciate it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:31 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:32 PM (ZCEU2)
It's good to be the king. From that pic, I think we can assume that if weren't a king, he wouldn't have even 1 girl, much less the hundreds he seems to get.
His mama said he was "a bit of a womanizer".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 10, 2020 09:32 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)
Maybe change the name to "Behind the Mask" when we are released.
Everyone, have a wonderful night.
May your sleep be undisturbed, except by royal concubines. Or studly security guys with a barbed wire tattoo around a bicep. As you wish.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2020 09:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:33 PM (ZbJTj)
Posted by: Serious Cat
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Ava Gardner - Beauty Salon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnZxkIcHYmG/
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2020 09:33 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:31 PM (XVuno)
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You know the rules.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2020 09:33 PM (/669Q)
God brought me 6 crappie 10-12" and an 18" largemouth today.
The bass won't eat as good as the crappie,,, but it'll eat.
Thanks Big Guy
As a tye in to the Herridge story below you might get a smile from today's drops at qmap.pub
What kind of boats was it that Washington and his men crossed the Delaware in?
Posted by: teej at April 10, 2020 09:33 PM (vU4+z)
Or dozens.
One of the Karens on Nextdoor was bleating in a multi-paragraph screed that masks must be changed every two (2) hours. She Is Not Happy with the fastidiousness of her fellow comrades.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2020 09:34 PM (dWqpY)
Police State Chaos: Man Dragged Off Philly Bus for Not Wearing Mask
https://tinyurl.com/rbao6lr
Posted by: SMH at April 10, 2020 09:27 PM (RU4sa)
Didn't take much for the Barney Fifes to show their true colors. The chickenshits look the other way at real crime but they can and will pull this shit on people.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2020 09:34 PM (79Bfi)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:34 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2020 09:34 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 09:17 PM (6ofTb)
Why bother with a date, it will just change. We're on our second one here (jumped from 4/15 to 5/15 today) and I have no reason to expect it won't then change to 6/15 in another month. I've been trying to avoid making the Mary Poppin's suggestion all evening, but damn I'm close to hurting somebody or something.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 10, 2020 09:34 PM (GhGb5)
Posted by: Agent Double Oh Thirteen - almost twice as good as James Bond at April 10, 2020 09:24 PM (9X60i)
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Early on, Trump was optimistic that Easter was a good date to aim for, I've been waiting all week to hear that as of this coming Monday things would ease up. :-(
Our town was hard hit by the financial meltdown that brought us Barky in 2008. However this virus got out of Chyna and into the world, the Left is going full speed ahead to use the Kung Flu as their last chance to destroy the economy and get rid of Trump and us deplorables once and for all.
The fact that Fauci has been revealed to be such a Hilary fanboi only deeps my suspicions.
Posted by: Boots at April 10, 2020 09:34 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020
Damn.
Got my first kiss at those fireworks.
Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2020 09:35 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:32 PM (ZCEU2)
I keep saying, the lockdown won't be over until the Deep State decides it has fatally wounded Trump. They'll lie about death rates, they will arrest people who gather, they will ramp up the propaganda against any life-saving drug.
This state of emergency quarantine will continue until it has damaged Trump beyond hope of re-election.
Hear me now, believe me later.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 09:35 PM (2JVJo)
How dare you go fishing! Did you put masks on those fish?
Posted by: NextDoor Scolds at April 10, 2020 09:35 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2020 09:33 PM (/669Q)
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Trust me. It's better if you just imagine the awesomeness.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:36 PM (XVuno)
Not sure how I would deal with such an encounter. Probably less than dignified. Fortunately I seem to live in a more reasonable town, so this might not happen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 10, 2020 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:36 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)
We will have an Easter service on video, but I kind of don't want to identify his particular church and location. That sounds silly, even to me.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:36 PM (lwiT4)
The fact that Fauci has been revealed to be such a Hilary fanboi only deeps my suspicions.
Posted by: Boots at April 10, 2020 09:34 PM (oGBso)
I don't trust Miguelito Fauci at all. He's shown himself to speak out of both sides of his mouth
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2020 09:37 PM (79Bfi)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2020 09:37 PM (TdMsT)
Conservative State Rep. Reggie Bagala of Louisiana, died on Thursday after his fight against COVID-19 he was 54 yrs. old and assumed office January 2020.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2020 09:37 PM (wiXsO)
Plus, Fuck Them. Set off Fireworks.
I don't believe these assholes have a clue how pissed off people are getting with this shit. Again, it is a fatal error, a classic from way back, to confuse forbearance with weakness.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2020 09:37 PM (dWqpY)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 10, 2020 09:39 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:36 PM (XVuno)
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So, Fran Tarkenton?
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2020 09:39 PM (/669Q)
We will have an Easter service on video, but I kind of don't want to identify his particular church and location. That sounds silly, even to me.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:36 PM (lwiT4)
No problem, Grammie.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 10, 2020 09:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:40 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:41 PM (ZbJTj)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 10, 2020 09:42 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2020 09:42 PM (miJU3)
Hi bluebell. I watched Good Friday service from McLean Bible Church tonight. I think you said that's up by you?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:42 PM (lwiT4)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2020 09:42 PM (IVWkx)
Posted by: teej at April 10, 2020 09:42 PM (vU4+z)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2020 09:37 PM (dWqpY)
The fact is they don't have a clue. My wife and her friends, even my kids, think I'm a kook and we all should be happily giving up our civil liberties. Just this evening I was told we should be thankful our state government was doing such a bang up job looking out for our welfare the way they are.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 10, 2020 09:43 PM (GhGb5)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:43 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at April 10, 2020 09:43 PM (rwyDf)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:42 PM (lwiT4)
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Hi grammie! It sure is. Big big church. I know a few people that go there - very nice people.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2020 09:44 PM (/669Q)
I may compromise and watch Risen. Which is also a very good film, but less jarring. Joseph Fiennes and Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) had very good performances. Not to mention the fella who was Jesus (Cliff Curtis from New Zealand).
If you ain't seen it, do so.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 10, 2020 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Boots at April 10, 2020 09:34 PM (oGBso)
That email means nothing. What he said in that email was just standard buttering up his bosses to further his career (remember Clinton was presumed to be next in line ofter Obama). Fauci is a bureaucrat who's managed to hang around four separate Administrations.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 10, 2020 09:44 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 09:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:43 PM (ZCEU2)
That's all I need. MUMR stalking me at church
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:44 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 10, 2020 09:39 PM (UUBmN)
******
I am tough as some of my posts show. but I saw it 10 years ago or so & it still makes me cry
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 10, 2020 09:44 PM (Bw46C)
Posted by: Obi Wan Kimosabe at April 10, 2020 09:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2020 09:44 PM (/669Q)
It was a very nice service. Readings and prayers from different members' homes.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:45 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 10, 2020 09:43 PM (GhGb5)
And therein lies the problem. For every one of us who is pissed off, there are a dozen ready to order the police to shoot you for not wearing a mask.
This shutdown will end when the powers behind it want it to end and not a day sooner, no matter what Trump does.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 09:46 PM (2JVJo)
I will lick it and throw it back at them.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 09:46 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:42 PM (lwiT4)
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Hi grammie! It sure is. Big big church. I know a few people that go there - very nice people.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2020 09:44 PM (/669Q)
Way back when McLean Bible Church was just in one location (in McLean, of all places), the Washington Post did an article listing the Top 10 "Meet Markets" in the DC area. #1 was a nightclub that has long since closed. McLean Bible was #2.
Posted by: Vendette at April 10, 2020 09:47 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:36 PM (lwiT4)
Come on grammie, you sound like a Christian in Communist China worried about the authorities...
Oh wait
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 09:47 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2020 09:47 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:47 PM (ZbJTj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 09:47 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:48 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:48 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: teej at April 10, 2020 09:48 PM (vU4+z)
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2020 09:48 PM (XhWtx)
https://www.facebook.com/sunnyslopechurch/videos/833753333802841/?sk=h_chr
If anyone wants a Good Friday service
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2020 09:49 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Vendette at April 10, 2020 09:47 PM (nRNOc)
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Ha! I don't remember that article. Everyone I know that goes there was already married and had children before they started attending.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2020 09:49 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: teej at April 10, 2020 09:48 PM (vU4+z)
'would be so much nicer if I could hear you play in person. Are you able to do any kind of performances at all? Open air maybe? Maybe no?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:49 PM (lwiT4)
"Don't worry, Daddy's not going to get arrested. I've done nothing wrong. Don't worry about it,' and then they arrest me."
But handcuff him and stuff him in the back of a police car they did, while the officers radioed in to their supervisor to find out what to do with the man they decided wasn't "socially distancing" properly.
Mooney asked for an apology for being arrested while playing with his kid. The Brighton Police Department issued a lengthy apology on Tuesday:
Fuck the apology. Sue the shit out of the cops and the city right out of existence
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2020 09:49 PM (79Bfi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 10, 2020 09:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:50 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:50 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2020 09:46 PM (2JVJo)
*********
I've been telling my kids since the whole shutdown stuff started rolling out that our forefathers would have been shooting by now. They look at me like I am crazy.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 10, 2020 09:50 PM (flINI)
hey, hogmartin
what started as a quick run to Little Ceasars for a pizza morphed into bombing around on the dirt roads in Washtenaw, Jackson, Lenawee, and parts of Monroe counties, ending up at the Chic-Fil-A in Sylvania, Ohio
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2020 09:50 PM (IVWkx)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2020 09:49 PM (sGotD)
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The European strain is the one that brings in the coconuts by grabbing them by the husk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2020 09:51 PM (XVuno)
I've talked to more people in my town in the last couple weeks than the last 5 years combined. Everybody is out and about walking around, whole families, couples, people walking their dogs.
Everyone keeps their distance but everyone is very chatty. Kind of nice.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2020 09:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2020 09:49 PM (sGotD)
******
No there is only 1 Italy has a ton of Chinese there now
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 10, 2020 09:51 PM (y/qx/)
I took a break to noodle around Wikipedia and learned that:
"The film was the highest grossing non-English-language film of all time until 2017, when it was surpassed by Wolf Warrior 2."
WW2 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Chinese rah-rah trash.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2020 09:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:51 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:51 PM (JKNZq)
Glad you liked that.
And let me wish you, the Rev, and your church members a Blessed Easter.
I treasure your quote:
"The pews are empty, but so is the Grave!"
I thought that had great power for believers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 09:52 PM (BiNEL)
Well, that's the first I've heard that there are different strains of
the virus--the European strain hitting the east coast, and the Chinese
strain in California and Washington.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2020 09:49 PM (sGotD)
I saw that at the Daily Mail a day or two ago, but I didn't know if it was bullshit or what. Because, Daily Mail.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 09:52 PM (6ofTb)
know that goes there was already married and had children before they
started attending.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2020 09:49 PM (/669Q)
That article was probably from 15 years or so ago now.
Posted by: Vendette at April 10, 2020 09:52 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:47 PM (ZbJTj)
But watching the Passion is profoundly difficult for me. Still, given where we are now, it may prove to be the kick in the butt I need.
Born and raised Catholic, but I have not been a good Christian. I struggle with it.
Something about these days makes me wonder what's next.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 10, 2020 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:53 PM (ZCEU2)
https://www.facebook.com/sunnyslopechurch/videos/833753333802841/?sk=h_chr
If anyone wants a Good Friday service
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:48 PM (KZzsI)
Lovely, Christopher. I'm sorry you can't be with your church family tonight.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:53 PM (lwiT4)
The last movie I've watched with mom so far is The General by Buster Keaton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2020 09:50 PM (IVWkx)
So, we have an experienced blockade runner. Could be handy.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 09:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2020 09:49 PM (sGotD)
******
No there is only 1 Italy has a ton of Chinese there now
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 10, 2020 09:51 PM (y/qx/)
Disagree, there was a post here I think about that variant, but it was a post by experts, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 09:54 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 09:54 PM (MQ0v4)
I thought that had great power for believers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 09:52 PM (BiNEL)
Great power indeed.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 09:54 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2020 09:55 PM (IVWkx)
Posted by: davidt at April 10, 2020 09:56 PM (l3+k2)
Moses
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2020 09:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2020 09:57 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:57 PM (ZbJTj)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:57 PM (JKNZq)
yeah, slipped in to Ohio under the cover of darkness on the dirt roads
popped purple smoke & rolled it under a Buick in the Kroger parking lot to create a diversionary escape
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2020 09:59 PM (IVWkx)
Posted by: Boots at April 10, 2020 09:59 PM (oGBso)
Why in the FUCK does the whole country have to stop congregating because a bunch of assholes in NY are sick?
Because you'll get sick and spread it around to innocent people? Why the fuck can't you sit still another week or 2 until we see where this thing is going?
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 09:59 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 10, 2020 09:52 PM (6ofTb)
~~~~~
Dr. Saphire was on Hannity's show (Bill Hemmer) and she was talking about the slight differences in the strains.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2020 09:59 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:47 PM (ZbJTj)
But watching the Passion is profoundly difficult for me. Still, given where we are now, it may prove to be the kick in the butt I need.
Born and raised Catholic, but I have not been a good Christian. I struggle with it.
Something about these days makes me wonder what's next.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 10, 2020 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)
So there was a re-release that has 5 minutes cut of the most graphic violence. It's unrated. And apparently is available on the 2-Disc Definitive Edition as well as the original release.
Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2020 09:59 PM (Z7lwY)
******
No watch it, Is it tough to watch YES But it is good to be reminded what he did for us
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 10, 2020 10:00 PM (y/qx/)
We were supposed tk play the inagural Ben Holladay festival in Weston Mo the 18th but I doubt that will come off.
Hopefully the winery gig the 25th will slide in safe.
Not playing is killing me. We haven't even been practicing with Gary and me being overprotective of Steve. He's the big brother. I'm the middle child at 65.
Posted by: teej at April 10, 2020 10:00 PM (vU4+z)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2020 09:57 PM (JKNZq)
I'll probably watch Easter service from Parkside Church in Cleveland. I love their Scottish minister, Alistair Begg.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 10:00 PM (lwiT4)
Flu, rhinoviruses and all the coronas have these "spikes" that look like little mushrooms all over them, the heads have the particular proteins that allow the cells to attach to and breach cell walls. They are coded to particular receptors on the cell walls.
They are also the most immunologically identifiable part of the virus, and what the body sees.
They also mutate quickly each year, so what happens is that the shot for one year really doesn't work for another, and it is different for each strain.
One of the approaches for a universal vaccine is to have the body ID the stem of each spike, which does not change.
as a note, the spike mutations are an adaption to the immune system's response, so they are supposed to change. It is a form of camouflage
Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2020 10:02 PM (WyVLE)
Right. In "The Passion", Gibson realistically depicts what the Romans actually did to their prisoners. The point was to make the locals very, very afraid of of the Romans: and it worked.
Posted by: Brown Line at April 10, 2020 10:02 PM (S6ArX)
practicing with Gary and me being overprotective of Steve. He's the big
brother. I'm the middle child at 65.
Posted by: teej at April 10, 2020 10:00 PM (vU4+z)
You don't look a day over 29
Posted by: grammie winger at April 10, 2020 10:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:57 PM (ZbJTj)
Yes. I think my indifference (?) toward church was the rote nature of it. My son belongs to a church that is small, intimate, and free-wheeling, so to speak. Got a lot more out the services that me and the missus attended there than I ever did in The Church.
but I do not dismiss the Catholic church. My folks are devout, and the sense of community in one's parish can be very strong, in a positive way. Heck, even my Boy Scout troop met in the basement of our parish.
I miss the community.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 10, 2020 10:03 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Nobody at April 10, 2020 10:04 PM (Lq42F)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 09:57 PM (ZbJTj)
BH, there is not a doubt in my mind that you are going to be OK when that time comes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2020 10:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: teej at April 10, 2020 10:05 PM (vU4+z)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2020 07:47 PM (t+qrx)
Do you own a MIG welder, or know somebody who does? Take a piece of scrap metal, say 1/8" by 1/2" band iron, drill a hole in the end, and lay it over the stump of the bolt, and weld the stump to the scrap. Let it cool, and use the scrap as a wrench to work it to and fro. If the weld breaks, try again. This technique will even work if the stump breaks off a little below the surface. Repeated heat/cold cycles is the magic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2020 10:09 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: dartist at April 10, 2020 09:59 PM (K22Va)
You know what? There are other viruses out there. And I am half certain I already had the Wuhan Boogie. I never get colds that go into my lungs, and yet, lung cold a month ago.
So, what now? How will we handle the next Death Cold? Not well, based on how we are handling this one. the next Doom Virus will only click the ratchet even more.
Fuck. This. Fuck it all. I am damn close to coughing on people for the fun of it*
*disclaimer - won't actually do that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 10, 2020 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2020 10:11 PM (ZbJTj)
Posted by: Nobody at April 10, 2020 10:24 PM (Lq42F)
For those who can't bring themselves to 'delete contact' of deceased loved ones....
Me too!
Dad passed last summer and I still cannot delete his phone & email. Every time I go to do it, I just stop. Read. Cry. Abandon the task as if it were a betrayal.
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2020 10:29 PM (whOIk)
Every 2 weeks it gets harder to agree to this insistence
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2020 10:37 PM (KZzsI)
innocent people? Why the fuck can't you sit still another week or 2
until we see where this thing is going?
Posted by: dartist
Because FUCK YOU KAREN, that's why.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 10, 2020 10:40 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Mongo Pawn in Game of Life at April 10, 2020 10:42 PM (cJx1N)
Posted by: Mongo Pawn in Game of Life at April 10, 2020 10:49 PM (cJx1N)
Fuck you autocorrect.
Posted by: Mongo Pawn in Game of Life at April 10, 2020 10:50 PM (cJx1N)
Fuck. This. Fuck it all. I am damn close to coughing on people for the fun of it*
*disclaimer - won't actually do that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 10, 2020 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)
It's been over 50 years since the last big respiratory disease. In another 50 years medicine and technology will make mitigating and treatment much easier than it is today.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 10, 2020 11:07 PM (zqs/f)
he can also cure all type of disease like:
HIV/AID .... cancer disease......e.t.c
Posted by: jessica carol at April 11, 2020 09:12 PM (JZQZL)
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