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Despite seemingly the entire world taking turns at attacking Ruby Gobert for his reckless mocking of the coronavirus, not all athletes have learned to be careful during quarantine. According to TMZ, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott hosted a 30-person birthday party for a close friend, and the event was also attended by his teammate, running back Ezekiel Elliott. The party reportedly garnered a police complaint, though Prosper PD — where Prescott’s home is located — told TMZ that they were not able to verify a party in progress. Photos obtained by TMZ seem to show a catered party in full swing, though the website is relying on sources to estimate the 30 person number. There was also apparently a smaller dinner later in the night, which would seemingly not violate the guidelines set by Texas Governor Greg Abbott, which state that there should be no gatherings over 10 people. Once again. Jesus Christ is in trouble with the Romans. 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Ho hum
Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:25 PM (HuH1F) 2
Me
Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:25 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: mindful webworker 4
Another first.
Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:25 PM (HuH1F) 5
That's si in a row.
Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:26 PM (HuH1F) 6
Six. Two consecutive hat-tricks.
Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:26 PM (HuH1F) 7
Impressive. Most impressive.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 12, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs) 8
You're going to have to up your games, Morons.
Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:27 PM (HuH1F) 9
I am second to who?
Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:27 PM (Lhcx9) 10
Or I have to get off this couch.
Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:27 PM (HuH1F) 11
8 You're going to have to up your games, Morons.
Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:27 PM (HuH1F) Related to Charles the Simple? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G) 12
Happy Easter everyone
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 12, 2020 10:27 PM (CqHIp) 13
Now off to see if there's moar Zappa up above.
Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:27 PM (HuH1F) 14
thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 12, 2020 10:28 PM (5ua3Z) 15
Happy Easter! He is Risen!
Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:28 PM (Lhcx9) 16
I see MisHum is playing the Jesus card.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 10:28 PM (XVuno) 17
Good night horde
Dont have to get up for any reason tomorrow but will anyway. Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2020 10:28 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:30 PM (HuH1F) 19
16 I see MisHum is playing the Jesus card.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 10:28 PM (XVuno) Hmm I wonder why. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G) 20
You know the weapons that people are buying today could end up being used in households, schools, churches, bars, and on our streets in the future. So we all have to look out for each other. Alyssa Milano
This is what you get when a has been actress is too old to spend her time doing soft core porn. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 12, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT) 22
Great Grandma got her groove on sometime in the last century.
Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:31 PM (Lhcx9) 23
Sermon on our livestream Easter service said--Jesus dealt with the morass of sin to bring light to the world. Amen! Oh death where is thy sting, O grave where is thy victory!!
Easter is the best! Posted by: groovygirl at April 12, 2020 10:32 PM (ybC9u) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:33 PM (aA3+G) 25
Do I get my nic back now? I be good...
Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:33 PM (HuH1F) 26
Sorry, folks, for my last post. It just sometimes seems too much, and there's nothing but the abyss.
I should know, better, that you folks are here, and you're (pardon the swearing) damned awesome. You folks are, in all seriousness, the best people on this planet. And probably the other planets as well. Perhaps the universe entire! Sorry, again. There are many days, many times, when the world just wears me down. Grabs my face and slams it into the concrete. I should remember the community here. Because here is where I belong. Also, I will try to be less obnoxious and keep stupid moments to myself. (As long as the free software permits it.) As I said before, I love you all, and you are all awesome. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2020 10:33 PM (l9m7l) 27
We attended in person today. There weren't many of us there, but more than last week.
We are all ready to get back to some semblance of normal. Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:33 PM (Lhcx9) Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2020 10:34 PM (ufFY8) 29
Hmm I wonder why.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G) I know why. But it's going to take more than a few nice pictures of Jesus to wash away the stain of all that Frank Zappa from the ONT. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 10:34 PM (XVuno) 30
re the Mafia Quote #5 -- There are already reports of the mafia 'stepping up' and providing food and whatnot to various Italian communities, earning favor, praise, and new footholds.
Italy's leadership is muchly asshoe. Two out 3 of the last admins there have been Communist Party hacks. So, if your choice is the commies or the thugs, well... Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 10:34 PM (Z4rgH) 31
Two of the tech industry's biggest players are working together to fight the coronavirus, announcing a new set of tools that could come to a majority of smartphones around the world.
I was looking at Faraday bags on Amazon that block your phone from communicating with anything. I'm close to buying one. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 12, 2020 10:34 PM (I2/tG) 32
I get my groceries tomorrow. I'm somebody now!
Happy Easter everybody Jesus, good to see you back Weasel, nice video on the gun thread . I once had a S&W model 10-5 snubbie that I sold, to my lasting regret. Posted by: DB- just DB. Let my people go! at April 12, 2020 10:35 PM (iTXRQ) 33
About the only time I go to church is Easter when I go see my mom. I missed it last year due to health reasons, and again this year due to health reasons, but not the same reasons.
I've prayed a lot over the last couple of weeks. Probably should make it a habit. Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at April 12, 2020 10:35 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: Beijing Biden! at April 12, 2020 10:35 PM (I2/tG) 35
28 That drunk chick managed to save a hell of a lot of beer in that glass.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2020 10:34 PM (ufFY She didn't really look drunk until she tried to do stuff. So my new motto is: don't do stuff. Posted by: Splunge at April 12, 2020 10:36 PM (dOV9E) 36
The new technology, outlined in white papers published by Apple and Google on Friday, relies on Bluetooth wireless radio technology to help phones communicate with one another, ultimately warning users about people they've come in contact with who are infected with the coronavirus.
Remember the good old days when Apple did a commercial where Big Brother watching you was NOT considered a good thing? Posted by: nerdygirl at April 12, 2020 10:36 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 12, 2020 10:36 PM (/UQ/R) 38
Just like a sewing machine, a woman won't trade her husband in for a new model if you keep her in stitches.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2020 10:36 PM (m45I2) 39
You'll never catch me, copper!
Posted by: Jesus at April 12, 2020 10:36 PM (l3+k2) 40
Great news from South Korea. Today they reported only 25 new cases of COVID, the lowest reported since the big outbreak. And it's 19 cases when you exclude 6 that were caught from airport screening.
Posted by: Serious Cat, disappointed Arby's customer at April 12, 2020 10:36 PM (zqs/f) 41
great ONT!
Posted by: Hillary Arkancide Clinton at April 12, 2020 10:36 PM (G546f) 42
I should remember the community here. Because here is where I belong. Also, I will try to be less obnoxious and keep stupid moments to myself. (As long as the free software permits it.) As I said before, I love you all, and you are all awesome. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2020 10:33 PM (l9m7l) You are loved here, Beckoning Chasm. Please hold on to that. Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT) 43
29 Hmm I wonder why.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G) I know why. But it's going to take more than a few nice pictures of Jesus to wash away the stain of all that Frank Zappa from the ONT. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 10:34 PM (XVuno) ***SNORT*** Be of good cheer Cicero your month is almost up........... Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G) 44
{{{WDS!!!}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT) 45
Hey everybody.
Happy victorious Easter to you all. :-) I just have to share... I watched Martin Scorsese's movie Silence last night. Call me crazy, and I'm not sure if 'apology' is the right word for it, but for anyone who believes Scorsese is anti-Christian or anti-Catholic because of his film The Last Temptation Of Christ, watch this movie. (If you don't want to spend any money for it, borrow the DVD from the library.) It's about as pro-Catholic/pro-Christian as any movie I can think of that I've ever seen. It also seems to take at least a few rather nasty swipes at "spiritualism" and the belief that all religions are about equal. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs) 46
So, if your choice is the commies or the thugs, well...
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 10:34 PM (Z4rgH) Thugs are more honorable. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2020 10:39 PM (ufFY8) 47
Time to cut her off? Oh Hell no. She's about a beer or two away from dancing topless on the table.
Or she might just be naturally clumsy. The only way to tell for sure is give her two more beers. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 10:39 PM (Z4rgH) 48
38 Just like a sewing machine, a woman won't trade her husband in for a new model if you keep her in stitches.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2020 10:36 PM (m45I2) My sewing machine has a stripped gear and needs to go to the shop. It's 43 years old and is way better than the junk made today, so I will get it fixed. Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:39 PM (Lhcx9) 49
A guy with a knife allowed a guy with a CHAINSAW to get the drop on him?
Idiot. Deserves to go to jail on that premise alone. Heck, deserves involuntary sterilization. (yes, racist/classist...whatever. Sue me, fine. but tie that fucker's tubes.) Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 10:39 PM (ako5T) 50
According to a press release sent out by the Houghton County Sheriff's office, the male suspect pulled a knife on a person inside the home.
The victim defended himself with a chainsaw. The take away here is that Yoopers just happen to have a chainsaw handy inside the house. You go, Yoopers. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 12, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: freqked at April 12, 2020 10:40 PM (Tnijr) 52
I'm in purgatory. I don't even BELIEVE in purgatory. I'm a Reformed Baptist!
Posted by: at April 12, 2020 10:40 PM (HuH1F) Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2020 10:40 PM (DMUuz) 54
Great photo up top, Mis Hum, and loved the Mystery Click.
Yeah, the beer drinking chick has reached her limit... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 12, 2020 10:40 PM (WFcrO) 55
That's smart of the homeowner to keep his chainsaw in the house and not in the garage.
Posted by: Hillary Arkancide Clinton at April 12, 2020 10:40 PM (G546f) 56
Help! Let me out!
Posted by: charles the simple at April 12, 2020 10:41 PM (HuH1F) 57
Secundus Noctus is better than third!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2020 10:40 PM (DMUuz) Thanx, D! I still don't know who was on first. Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:41 PM (Lhcx9) 58
That's better.
Posted by: charles the simple at April 12, 2020 10:41 PM (HuH1F) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:41 PM (aA3+G) 60
I guess Jesus was lucky he didn't live in Michigan.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2020 10:41 PM (axyOa) 61
Mis Hum, I love the top picture. It brings back Catholic School memories of holy cards. I used to shuffle through my brightly colored holy cards during Mass because, frankly, the Latin Mass was boring.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 12, 2020 10:41 PM (+lVUW) 62
damn, the next lineup mishum has set up for us must be a beauty. a month of bluegrass shit. maybe cowboy rap.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2020 10:42 PM (KP5rU) 63
Genius Award:
Figures that a Detroit area idiot was involved in that UP incident. No wonder the Yoopers call us 'trolls'.... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2020 10:42 PM (ufFY8) 64
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Great photo up top, Mis Hum, and loved the Mystery Click. Yeah, the beer drinking chick has reached her limit... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 12, 2020 10:40 PM (WFcrO)She's my kinda girl. Just getting started. Hey, he said, grab your things I've come to take you home........... Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 10:42 PM (ako5T) 65
chavez, it'll be Bob Marley.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs) 66
damn, the next lineup mishum has set up for us must be a beauty. a month of bluegrass shit. maybe cowboy rap.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2020 10:42 PM (KP5rU) Disco! Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:42 PM (Lhcx9) 67
JERUSALEM - Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire's clear "stay in tomb" order. https://tinyurl.com/v3cda7z Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2020 10:43 PM (aKsyK) 68
21 Beautiful rendition of "Jesus Christ is Risen today."
With the descant, too. It made me teary. Posted by: Ladyl I always liked Easter songs more than Christmas carols. That song is an excellent example of why. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 12, 2020 10:43 PM (+lVUW) 69
Beckoning Chasm, it's good to see you inching back from the edge.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 10:43 PM (XxJt1) 70
55 ok that sock was unintentional, but in retrospect, hilarious
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (G546f) 71
62 damn, the next lineup mishum has set up for us must be a beauty. a month of bluegrass shit. maybe cowboy rap.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2020 10:42 PM (KP5rU) I havent thought that far ahead, I'm living the dream at the moment Or commonly known as another fucking day in paradise Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (aA3+G) 72
The take away here is that Yoopers just happen to have a chainsaw handy inside the house. You go, Yoopers.
If Detroit suffers, then you will suffer as well, Yoopers. Posted by: SS-Standartenfuhrer Whitmer! at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (I2/tG) 73
So will pork rise to the price of Wagyu beef tomorrow because of Kung Flu?
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (7ZQe3) Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (G546f) 75
Grandma once noted about her hometown graveyard,
"More people conceived there than are buried." Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (1g7ch) 76
Weird, that beer bottle tipped over like it was pushed by an invisible force. A dark, sinister force, emanating from the region of the young lady's boobs.
This merits further study. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (XVuno) 77
Get a few Mai Tais in great grandma and I bet she has a ton of stories to tell -- many with a 'not safe for great grandkids' warning.
Posted by: RickZ at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (Y8PSl) 78
Thank you, LadyL
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (l9m7l) 79
steve, my guess is dylan.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU) 80
I had enough faith in MisHum to believe, for once, that it was safe to click on the link of the top pix.
Thanks MisHum. One of my favorite hymns. Posted by: cfo mom at April 12, 2020 10:45 PM (RfzVr) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs) 82
I know why. But it's going to take more than a few nice pictures of Jesus to wash away the stain of all that Frank Zappa from the ONT.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 10:34 PM Be of good cheer! Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Associationists at April 12, 2020 10:45 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 10:45 PM (vs2ae) 84
ABBA
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (G546f) I'll see your ABBA and raise you Barry Manilow. Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:45 PM (Lhcx9) 85
chavez, I've been listening to Dylan albums lately.
His lyrics are impenetrable and kind of pretentious, yes, but the melodies are almost always incredible. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs) 86
80 I had enough faith in MisHum to believe, for once, that it was safe to click on the link of the top pix.
Thanks MisHum. One of my favorite hymns. Posted by: cfo mom at April 12, 2020 10:45 PM (RfzVr) You're welcome cfo mom. One of my favorites as well. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:46 PM (aA3+G) 87
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So will pork rise to the price of Wagyu beef tomorrow because of Kung Flu? Posted by: Pete Seria at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (7ZQe3) Currently, the Chinese are importing NA pork.....so suck it, Li Peng,. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 10:46 PM (ako5T) 88
84 ABBA
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (G546f) I'll see your ABBA and raise you Barry Manilow. Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:45 PM (Lhcx9) I'll call with a Cheeseburger in Paradise! Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 10:47 PM (vs2ae) 89
I'll see your ABBA and raise you Barry Manilow.
Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:45 PM (Lhcx9) He does write the songs, after all Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 10:48 PM (G546f) 90
Okay, as mentioned before--too many beers. So good night, all, thank you for your indulgence, and thank you LadyL.
See you tomorrow--if tomorrow ever comes. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2020 10:49 PM (l9m7l) 91
Heaven on earth with an onion slice!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs) 92
Would you pass the peeeze, puhleeeze.
Posted by: Bob Dylan at the Dinner Table at April 12, 2020 10:49 PM (l3+k2) 93
Someone is going to need a new cell phone.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 10:49 PM (XxJt1) 94
Um - lotta content thar.
___ I'm so glad you posted that 'thought' by Alyssa Milano. I was just asking myself, all day, WWAMThink? ___ 'Time to cut her off?' was mesmerizing. ___ 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?' Department "An enzyme to break down plastic bottles" that combined with a virus in the laboratory, escaped to the general environment, and began dissolving everything plastic in the world. ___ ...The victim defended himself with a chainsaw. The suspects then fled from the scene.... Hahaha. I'll bet they did. Subtle humor in reportage. ...No one was injured in the incident.... Aw, not even a little bit of perp bloodshed? Did the home invaders at least crap themselves? ___ And not on either current Roster of Ridicule. Yay.
Posted by: mindful webworker 95
Not sure what the next month will bring music-wise to the ONT, but I do know that this Mis Hum guy sure knows his music. Whoever the featured artist turns out to be, the music will be good. Or, at least, interesting.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 12, 2020 10:49 PM (WFcrO) 96
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 10:48 PM (G546f) What the fuck did I ever do to you?Ono, Zappa......but FUCXKING MANILOW? Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 10:49 PM (ako5T) 97
shes small enough not to break the table.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:41 PM (aA3+G) Surely, otherwise I wouldn't have suggested the experiment. Conjecture -- Girl may dance, topless, on tabletop if given 1-2 more beers. Purpose -- To see her hooters. Method -- Buy girl two more beers. Variables -- Check for large angry boyfriends first. Equipment Needed -- Wallet, waitress, video camera. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 10:51 PM (Z4rgH) Posted by: Bert G at April 12, 2020 10:51 PM (OMsf+) 99
According to a press release sent out by the Houghton County Sheriff's office, the male suspect pulled a knife on a person inside the home.
The victim defended himself with a chainsaw. The take away here is that Yoopers just happen to have a chainsaw handy inside the house. You go, Yoopers. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 12, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW) He pulled the chainsaw because he just wanted to scare the intruder being all 'scary movie'. If he wanted him dead it would have been the double bit Michigan axe. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 10:52 PM (1g7ch) 100
I wouldn't mind if Mis Hum featured this guy once in a while:
https://tinyurl.com/ht9xa33 Posted by: Panhandler at April 12, 2020 10:53 PM (S/rwf) 101
Surely, otherwise I wouldn't have suggested the experiment.
Conjecture -- Girl may dance, topless, on tabletop if given 1-2 more beers. Purpose -- To see her hooters. Method -- Buy girl two more beers. Variables -- Check for large angry boyfriends first. Equipment Needed -- Wallet, waitress, video camera. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 10:51 PM (Z4rgH) Dude, I agree with checking for the BF (G_d yes,..are you crazy?...) but hell, get up and dance with her. watch your wallet, that's all. In for a penny.... Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 10:53 PM (ako5T) 102
Power user tip.
If u disable java script, FZ gets relegated to the digital dust bin. Didn't do that on purpose, had a misbehaving site this afternoon and forgot the switch was flipped. Posted by: BifBewalski at April 12, 2020 10:53 PM (VcFUs) 103
You're going to have to up your games, Morons. Posted by: at .............. You have no name, so no record recorded.. Come back when you get a name.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2020 10:53 PM (CjFDo) 104
damn, the next lineup mishum has set up for us must be a beauty. a month of bluegrass shit. maybe cowboy rap.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2020 10:42 PM (KP5rU) Disco! Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:42 PM (Lhcx9) --- The Yoko Marathon Posted by: redc1c4 at April 12, 2020 10:54 PM (5ua3Z) 105
95 Not sure what the next month will bring music-wise to the ONT, but I do know that this Mis Hum guy sure knows his music. Whoever the featured artist turns out to be, the music will be good. Or, at least, interesting.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 12, 2020 10:49 PM (WFcrO) You're too kind. Thank you. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:54 PM (aA3+G) 106
Titties and beer!
Posted by: Audobon Society at April 12, 2020 10:55 PM (uxL/Q) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:55 PM (aA3+G) 108
Nice choice behind the top picture, MisHum!
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2020 10:56 PM (N4ZRs) 109
That "grandma said" story reminds me of those "my five year old said" stories but with a twist.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2020 10:56 PM (uEbPt) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (mht8P) Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (G546f) 112
Frank got his due on the ONT. If you cretins don't get it by now you never will.
I'd be fine with a month of Marley or even SQ. Carry on MisHum! Posted by: freqked at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (Tnijr) 113
107 Posted by: Panhandler at April 12, 2020 10:53 PM (S/rwf)
Knopfler = good shit Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:55 PM (aA3+G) Brothers in Arms! Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (vs2ae) 114
You're too kind. Thank you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:54 PM (aA3+G) Well, that rules our Barry fucking Manilow. No, don't. Just don't. I have 1.5 bottles of reasonably good Gewurtzrtraminer in me, but I keep my promises. Just dion't. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (ako5T) 115
You have no name, so no record recorded.. Come back when you get a name..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2020 10:53 PM (CjFDo) Yeah. What he said. Posted by: ... at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (uEbPt) 116
I bet you'd do the same if they was you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: ArthurK at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (tq2zh) 118
Great Granny for the win.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (+ldAm) 119
107 Posted by: Panhandler at April 12, 2020 10:53 PM (S/rwf)
Telegraph Road. Sublime version of it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno) 120
But the hash is still up. Those of you who care about these things will do the research.
Posted by: charles the simple at April 12, 2020 10:58 PM (HuH1F) 121
114 You're too kind. Thank you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:54 PM (aA3+G) Well, that rules our Barry fucking Manilow. No, don't. Just don't. I have 1.5 bottles of reasonably good Gewurtzrtraminer in me, but I keep my promises. Just dion't. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (ako5T) Just don't? Oh the urge....... Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G) 122
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107 Posted by: Panhandler at April 12, 2020 10:53 PM (S/rwf) Telegraph Road. Sublime version of it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno) 6th album I ever bought. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 10:59 PM (ako5T) Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 11:00 PM (1g7ch) 124
Knopfler = good shit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:55 PM (aA3+G) Brothers in Arms! U do this and I promise to check for java script= ENABLED prior to the ONT Posted by: BifBewalski at April 12, 2020 11:01 PM (VcFUs) 125
To summarize the rabbit hole I've gone down reading the last 24 hrs. I'm now of the opinion there's a preponderance of evidence that this WuFlu is not natural, and is the product of Chicom GOF research at the Wuhan lab that was accidentally released. The only evidence that it is natural depends on the Chicoms not being liars, not being Asshoe. Fun facts I have learned: 1) NIH gave the Wuhan lab a $3.7M grant to fuck around and experiment with bat coronavirus. The lead Chicom on that is known as "Bat Woman". 2) US govt/NIH/Deep State shenanigans. For about two decades the NIH has been funding what is dubbed "GOF" research. GOF = "Gain of Function". What is this shit, you may ask? This is where scientists *deliberately* tinker with viruses to make the more infectious and virulent and/or then enhance their ability to infect humans. WTF, you might ask, who in their right minds would do this. They claim this GOF research gives them valuable knowledge about how viruses mutate and evolve to infect humans, and that is is needed for making treatments and vaccines. The risk is a big duh. What if it escapes. Second it is inherently a major dual-use concern. Well the scientists doing it may have the best of intentions, they are creating blueprints for those that have evil intentions to do some serious shit. 3) The most egregious example of GOF was done by some team at the University of NC led by a Dr. Branic. He manged to soup up an H5N1 avian virus and made it infectious to humans. It has been described as a super Franken-flu. A real life Capt. Trips that if released could make the Spanish Flu look mild. Because of that, and other bio-safety incidents, the US govt during the Obama years, instituted a pause on GOF research for an evaluation. GOF was reinstated in 2017. 4) Guess who was working under Dr. Branic in that infamous 2012 project? Chicom Batwoman and another big Chicom Wuhan lab scientist. American tax money and brainpower taught the Chicoms how to GOF viruses. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:02 PM (f1Vqw) 126
Dauci... or whatever the name of the Hillary suck-up is.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 11:03 PM (1g7ch) 127
Old and busted: walking into a bank wearing a face mask.
New and busted: walking into a bank without wearing a face mask. Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2020 11:03 PM (vh+pk) Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:03 PM (A5zUN) 129
127 Old and busted: walking into a bank wearing a face mask.
New and busted: walking into a bank without wearing a face mask. Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2020 11:03 PM (vh+pk Interesting conundrum. Waking into a bank with a mask on gets the cops called on you and the security draws their pew-pews. Waking into a bank without one accomplishes the same. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:04 PM (vs2ae) 130
Mannilow? Is it really that serious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:04 PM (A5zUN) Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT) 132
The Babylon Bee are savages and use sarcasm like an axe
Bernie Sanders Drops Out As Campaign Goals Of Locking Everyone Up, Destroying Economy Already Achieved https://preview.tinyurl.com/wrrrnf7 Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2020 11:04 PM (WyVLE) 133
New and busted: walking into a bank without wearing a face mask.
You can still walk into a bank? In my neck of the woods, only the bank drive-up window is open. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 12, 2020 11:05 PM (I2/tG) 134
You've probably heard and read these experts poo-pooing the idea that WuFlu was some sort of lab created thing. Many of these experts are up to their eyeballs in this GOF research and funding. And Bill Gates' foundation funds a lot of this GOF shit, too. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:06 PM (f1Vqw) Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 12, 2020 11:06 PM (T6t7i) Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:06 PM (G546f) 137
130 Mannilow? Is it really that serious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:04 PM (A5zUN) It sounds that way.......... Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 11:06 PM (aA3+G) 138
I've been wondering why Bill Gates can't shut his piehole lately.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:07 PM (vs2ae) 139
I wouldn't mind if Mis Hum featured this guy once in a while:
https://tinyurl.com/ht9xa33 Nice. But whoever titled that video is unclear on the concept of "solo." Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 12, 2020 11:08 PM (qc+VF) 140
actually the banks are closed
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:09 PM (G546f) 141
AASI, shut up. That's how we got Yoko and Zappa.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:10 PM (XxJt1) 142
141 AASI, shut up. That's how we got Yoko and Zappa.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:10 PM (XxJt1) It may be too late......... Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 11:11 PM (aA3+G) 143
137 130 Mannilow? Is it really that serious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:04 PM (A5zUN) It sounds that way.......... Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 11:06 PM (aA3+G) You could probably turn this into a protection racket if you wanted to go all mafia up in here. Open the register and pay up or the ONT gets Manilow'd. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:11 PM (vs2ae) 144
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Not sure what the next month will bring music-wise to the ONT, but I do know that this Mis Hum guy sure knows his music. Whoever the featured artist turns out to be, the music will be good. Or, at least, interesting. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 12, 2020 10:49 PM Brown noser. You angling for a Platinum membership? Posted by: cfo mom at April 12, 2020 11:12 PM (RfzVr) 145
Kamala's Harris' little sister is demanding that hydroxychloroquine not be used for treating the CCP virus.
She has lupus, you see, she will simply not be able to get hydroxychloroquine to treat her lupus if hydroxychloroquine is used to treat CCP virus. Because sisters of US Senators frequently have problems getting the prescription drugs that they need. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 12, 2020 11:12 PM (I2/tG) 146
Brown noser. You angling for a Platinum membership?
Posted by: cfo mom at April 12, 2020 11:12 PM (RfzVr) * * * * No, but that's a great idea! Thanks! And I wouldn't mind the ampersand utility and Troll-B-Gone either!! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 12, 2020 11:14 PM (WFcrO) Posted by: Horny Willie Brown at April 12, 2020 11:14 PM (aA3+G) 148
How does that even make sense? If the supply of HCQ is being used (hence, demand goes up) the suppliers can... make more! Holy Crap, how does THAT work?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:14 PM (A5zUN) 149
Allman Brothers. And more Zappa.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 12, 2020 11:15 PM (gSgAd) 150
>>> [756 comments] 'Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo' [106.13 posts/day]
I am sure it has been said already, but Insom re-joins the world of the gainfully employed, not with a whimper, but with a bang. Good on ya. And Congrats. Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 12, 2020 11:16 PM (66UcN) 151
Kamala's Harris' little sister is demanding that hydroxychloroquine not be used for treating the CCP virus.
She has lupus, you see, she will simply not be able to get hydroxychloroquine to treat her lupus if hydroxychloroquine is used to treat CCP virus. Huh. Maybe economic illiteracy is an inherited trait. I'll need a large government grant to study this more. Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 12, 2020 11:16 PM (qc+VF) 152
How does that even make sense? If the supply of HCQ is being used (hence, demand goes up) the suppliers can... make more! Holy Crap, how does THAT work?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:14 PM (A5zUN) * * * * Depends on where it is made. Think Chi-nah. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 12, 2020 11:16 PM (WFcrO) 153
prolly get a month of archies. same song, over and over, and over. then, we all commit suicde, ala jim jones without the knock off kool aid.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2020 11:16 PM (KP5rU) 154
BREAKING
Dr. Fauci updates model "Our revised model indicates a range, in the next week, of between 14 and four million troll deaths on the ONT" Posted by: Miklos, guardedly pessimistic at April 12, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ) 155
I know this isn't the movie thread. Took me most of two weeks after BenHad spoke about War Horse to watch it.
Most excellent movie. The star, 'Joey', is clearly a very loved pet. That horse is smarter than most teenagers. Portions of the movie made me want to dust and de-pollen the place. The way the horse played and interacted with people reminded me of the snowflake appaloosa I had as a kid. She would play hide-n-seek with us. Sneakiest damned horse I ever knew too. She would actively stalk me in the big assed forested 60+acre pasture we kept her in too. I figure it was just another game for her. She would catch my dumb 15yo self in a creek crossing and blow hard. Skeered me multiple times. Could see her face, ears all forward, a little hop in her gait. Pleased as punch for making me crap myself. Mis. Hum. If I can find an olde photo, I'll send it to you for the pet thread. Can you import Deguerotype format? Posted by: BifBewalski at April 12, 2020 11:16 PM (VcFUs) 156
Riverside avenue
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 12, 2020 11:17 PM (66UcN) 157
4 million trolls would be a busy night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:17 PM (A5zUN) 158
AlaBAMA
Thanks. Your hint about buying off Mis Hum reminded me to hit the tip jar. I'd forgotten. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 12, 2020 11:17 PM (Eb+fP) Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 12, 2020 11:17 PM (66UcN) 160
153 prolly get a month of archies. same song, over and over, and over. then, we all commit suicde, ala jim jones without the knock off kool aid.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2020 11:16 PM (KP5rU) I wouldn't go that far chavez. Really i wouldn't. Posted by: Horny Willie Brown at April 12, 2020 11:18 PM (aA3+G) 161
For the record, I suggested ABBA, not Manilow
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:18 PM (G546f) 162
Last Monday night, I decided I needed to get a mask, since we had just been advised to start wearing one when going out. I went to Amazon and checked their stock. My biggest concern was, when will it arrive?.
The best offer I could find looked pretty nice, but would arrive Thursday the 16th. Most other options looked to be arriving in May or even June. I thought, well, I guess I'll just have to go for that one. It was $20, which seemed a bit overpriced, but that's the sort of market we're in right now. I rigged together a shitty mask from a shirt sleeve and a shoelace to hold me over until my proper mask arrived. I opened up my mailbox today, and there was my mask! It arrived yesterday, five days earlier than expected. I tried it on, and it seems comfortable and well-made. I'm really happy with that purchase! And now I'll be able to go to the supermarket without feeling guilty. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 12, 2020 11:18 PM (H3MF8) 163
the knock off kool aid.
Posted by: chavez the hugo It wasn't even Kool-Aid. It was that cheap Flavor-Ade. Posted by: Miklos, sad but true at April 12, 2020 11:19 PM (QzkSJ) 164
off willie brown sock
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 11:19 PM (aA3+G) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs) 166
In all the years I've been here I never realized there was a link under MisHum's top pix until now. What perfect timing. The choir was beautiful.
It will be good to see the end of the day. Being a soft core atheist is difficult on Christmas and Easter. You don't fit anywhere when your heart says "yes" but your head says "no". Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:19 PM (XxJt1) 167
publius: ...The most egregious example of GOF was done by some team at the University of NC led by a Dr. Branic...
Well, there's asking for trouble immediately: Never let Brainiac into your laboratory. Guess who was working under Dr. Branic...? Chicom Batwoman... Wow-- a Brainiac-Batwoman team-up. That's unexpected.
Posted by: mindful webworker 168
Mis. Hum. If I can find an olde photo, I'll send it to you for the pet thread. Can you import Deguerotype format?
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 12, 2020 11:16 PM (VcFUs) No. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 11:21 PM (aA3+G) 169
Wow-- a Brainiac-Batwoman team-up. That's unexpected.
Posted by: mindful webworker Jerusalem Report at April 12, 2020 11:20 PM (/DNWp) Narf! Posted by: Pinky on Unemployment at April 12, 2020 11:21 PM (G546f) 170
I tried it on, and it seems comfortable and well-made. I'm really happy with that purchase! And now I'll be able to go to the supermarket without feeling guilty.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler This mask stuff is gonna kill the moustache wax industry. Posted by: Miklos, ready for his closeup and bailout at April 12, 2020 11:21 PM (QzkSJ) 171
Sorry, folks, for my last post. It just sometimes seems too much, and there's nothing but the abyss.
I fell asleep and must have missed it, so no sweat there. I will admit to minor disappointment the other night when you said "Phillipe is five" and I thought, "Hot damn, Achewood is back!' But no, the last cartoon was Christmas, 2016. Sigh. Time for a retrospective "It's a F*ck you Friday!" http://www.achewood.com /index.php?date=12242015 Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 12, 2020 11:21 PM (7s3Gx) 172
@145 Kamala's Harris' little sister is demanding that hydroxychloroquine not be used for treating the CCP virus.
She has lupus, you see, she will simply not be able to get hydroxychloroquine to treat her lupus if hydroxychloroquine is used to treat CCP virus. ----------------------- Well, she convinced me! After all, treating the suffering caused by an auto-immune affliction clearly outweighs curing an illness that's been known to kill in less than a week! Posted by: junior at April 12, 2020 11:22 PM (/sKj3) 173
PW.....you doing ok?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 12, 2020 11:22 PM (/UQ/R) 174
166 In all the years I've been here I never realized there was a link under MisHum's top pix until now. What perfect timing. The choir was beautiful.
It will be good to see the end of the day. Being a soft core atheist is difficult on Christmas and Easter. You don't fit anywhere when your heart says "yes" but your head says "no". Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:19 PM (XxJt1) Some of us would like to help you with the "head" Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G) 175
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2020 11:22 PM (2N7oZ) Posted by: 11B40 at April 12, 2020 11:23 PM (evgyj) 177
AASI, shut up. That's how we got Yoko and Zappa.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:10 PM (XxJt1) Meh. If Mis Hum wants to subject himself to big nosed Manilow, I already know how to Not Click. Now, about Yoko related newz for a sec, it appears that their son, Sean, has defended Trump's actions so far. Via Breitbart -- Rock musician Sean Lennon, the son of John Lennon and Yoko Ono, is slamming the news media for its coverage of the coronavirus pandemic, saying that they are spreading Chinese Communist propaganda and engaging in double standards. Seems he's a bit of a Trump fan. Parental rebellion? ROCK musician? Let's go to the 'tubes : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYKC28H-x0 Well, they are using the phrase 'rock musician' very loosely. But he does resemble Dad quite a bit. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:23 PM (Z4rgH) 178
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For the record, I suggested ABBA, not Manilow Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:18 PM (G546f) You dancing queen. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2020 11:24 PM (ufFY8) 179
Hi, Westy! I am doing well, thanks! I'm still employed, working from home for the time being.
How are you doing? Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 12, 2020 11:25 PM (H3MF8) 180
I am sure it has been said already, but Insom re-joins the world of the gainfully employed, not with a whimper, but with a bang. Good on ya. And Congrats.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two A Hearty Hi-Ho! A step toward solving America's lawyer shortage! Posted by: Miklos in re and pro se at April 12, 2020 11:25 PM (QzkSJ) 181
This GOF pause was instituted after some safety incidents. CDC unintentionally exposed some personnel to "viable anthrax" and they found samples of smallpox, dengue fever, and spotted fever just "lying around in a store room". They restarted in Jan of 2017. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:25 PM (f1Vqw) 182
Disco!
Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2020 10:42 PM (Lhcx9) ABBA Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 10:44 PM (G546f) As long as he includes the videos of the babes, that's cool. Posted by: tbodie at April 12, 2020 11:25 PM (jhgxs) 183
178 161
For the record, I suggested ABBA, not Manilow Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:18 PM (G546f) You dancing queen. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2020 11:24 PM (ufFY --------- Fernando always makes me cry. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:26 PM (XVuno) 184
This mask stuff is gonna kill the moustache wax industry.
Posted by: Miklos, ready for his closeup and bailout at April 12, 2020 11:21 PM (QzkSJ) We're gonna need a bailout. And a couple of wipes. Posted by: Moustache Ride Industry at April 12, 2020 11:27 PM (2N7oZ) 185
they found samples of smallpox, dengue fever, and spotted fever just "lying around in a store room".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:25 PM (f1Vqw) Oops. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:27 PM (A5zUN) 186
Open the register and pay up or the ONT gets Manilow'd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:11 PM (vs2ae) Like you have any room to talk. Weren't you responsible for another musical selection tragedy? Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:27 PM (Z4rgH) 187
This GOF pause was instituted after some safety incidents. CDC unintentionally exposed some personnel to "viable anthrax" and they found samples of smallpox, dengue fever, and spotted fever just "lying around in a store room".
--------- They must burn through a lot of janitors. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:28 PM (XVuno) 188
creeper: In all the years I've been here I never realized there was a link under MisHum's top pix until now. What perfect timing. The choir was beautiful....
Creeper, then you don't know what you've been missing! Especially during the past month or so. I've known for a long time, but frequently forget to check until/unless someone in the comments remarks on it. Milady and I sending you virtual hugs for Easter, with a small virtual basket of those little chocolate eggs wrapped in foil that's so hard to peel off.
Posted by: mindful webworker 189
Yeah, we should hinge public health policy decisions on how they affect... Kamala Harris' little sister.
Actually, I should turn off the snark... we SHOULD do it that way. We should weigh ALL decisions in such a manner as to cause maximum harm to the family members of politicians. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2020 11:28 PM (hDNne) 190
Fernando always makes me cry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:26 PM (XVuno) Dry those tears with a rousing chorus of 'Waterloo'! Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:28 PM (A5zUN) 191
Of Durham and Barr actually indict people, it will be an end to the longest foreplay ever.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:28 PM (vs2ae) 192
175 Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2020 11:22 PM (2N7oZ) I can't stop laughing. Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT) 193
She has lupus, you see, she will simply not be able to get hydroxychloroquine to treat her lupus if hydroxychloroquine is used to treat CCP virus.
What makes it even funnier is that hydroxychloroquine was approved as an anti-malarial drug by the FDA. Using hydroxychloroquine to treat lupus is "off-label", just like using hydroxychloroquine to treat CCP virus is "off-label". Some off-label uses of hydroxychloroquine are morally superior to other off-label uses of hydroxychloroquine, apparently. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 12, 2020 11:29 PM (I2/tG) 194
Fernando always makes me cry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:26 PM (XVuno) They were shining there for you and me! For liberty! Fernando! Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs) 195
"20 You know the weapons that people are buying today could end up being used in households, schools, churches, bars, and on our streets in the future. So we all have to look out for each other. Alyssa Milano
This is what you get when a has been actress is too old to spend her time doing soft core porn." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey! There's always hard core Granny Porn. A friend told me standards there are low.....real low! Posted by: Old Codger at April 12, 2020 11:29 PM (FUph8) 196
Well, I recommended Zevon, but MisHum has it in for me...
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 12, 2020 11:30 PM (HuH1F) 197
Evening.
Presumably, when he starts his new gig, Insom will find himself far too busy to take part in our reindeer games and be top commenter. He will have to maintain a productive shhhhed-you-uhl doing things like...uh...like...collating? Whatever the hell it is he does. Good luck, Mr. Insom N. Iac! And a heartfelt adieu! We wish you the best for whatever the future holds. Like maybe a leggy brunette with perky B-cups. Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2020 11:30 PM (DZRVc) 198
Happy Easter everyone!
Kung Flu appears to be coming to an end in Missouri. Fewer than 100 new cases yesterday, and one new death. Not that it'll make the idiots in Jeff City end the lockdown any sooner. Idiots. Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2020 11:30 PM (Vgw1E) 199
Thanks, MisHum. I suspect I'm a lost cause.
I joined the Lutheran church in my twenties but bailed when the minister told me my cat couldn't go to Heaven. You see the mind set? I figure if I at least live like a Christian I might get in even if I was wrong. Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:30 PM (XxJt1) 200
Like you have any room to talk. Weren't you responsible for another musical selection tragedy?
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:27 PM (Z4rgH) ''Twas an honest mistake. Besides, I don't think one night in bangcock with Ono is equal to a month of Zappa. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:31 PM (vs2ae) 201
Just don't?
Oh the urge....... Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G) Fucker. The lion of Judah has a memory that goes back millennia. We might forgive but we don't forget, ever. I mean, this isn't about you. It's about your children,. or your grandchildren. Or your great great grandchildren. Or their clones....In 3000 years we will be waiting for your in cyberspace., thinking "The Third Temple....And he played BARRY MANILOW...." Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 11:32 PM (ako5T) 202
Some of us would like to help you with the "head"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Um... * shakes head * Never mind. Happy Easter. And yes.
Posted by: mindful webworker 203
I joined the Lutheran church in my twenties but bailed when the minister told me my cat couldn't go to Heaven. You see the mind set?
-------- Pssst. We allow cats. Posted by: The Unitarian Universalists at April 12, 2020 11:32 PM (XVuno) 204
After a month of Zappa might I recommend following thru with something short and sweet?
Like a week of Pantera? Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2020 11:32 PM (DZRVc) 205
199 Thanks, MisHum. I suspect I'm a lost cause.
I joined the Lutheran church in my twenties but bailed when the minister told me my cat couldn't go to Heaven. You see the mind set? I figure if I at least live like a Christian I might get in even if I was wrong. Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:30 PM (XxJt1) As long as you're breathing your not a lost cause. Our pastor (lutheran) has an idea heaven will have animals. He's big into rescue and loves his critters. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 11:32 PM (aA3+G) 206
ABBA stole my childhood
Posted by: Greta Scoldberg at April 12, 2020 11:32 PM (QzkSJ) 207
I could handle a week of ABBA. Don't worry, Cicero. I'll bring the tissues. Half for you.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:33 PM (XxJt1) 208
A rare moment of clarity by Bill Maher?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2020 11:33 PM (cg4r6) 209
I could live with a month of Abba.
I admit it, I love 'em. My man card was taken out and blown up a long time ago anyway. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs) 210
"20 You know the weapons that people are buying today could end up being used in households, schools, churches, bars, and on our streets in the future. So we all have to look out for each other. Alyssa Milano
This is what you get when a has been actress is too old to spend her time doing soft core porn." You do know that, in an interview, she admitted that hers is a "2 gun household". Fucking hypocritical bitch. I hope she has to resort to Tijuana donkey and dwarf shows. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:34 PM (Z4rgH) 211
They must burn through a lot of janitors.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:28 PM (XVuno) Still "Scout's Guide to the Apocalypse", I'm tellin' you all... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 12, 2020 11:34 PM (7s3Gx) 212
Pssst. We allow cats. Posted by: The Unitarian Universalists at April 12, 2020 11:32 PM (XVuno) You also allow atheists and polytheists. Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2020 11:34 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: The Unitarian Universalists! at April 12, 2020 11:34 PM (I2/tG) 214
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 11:32 PM (ako5T)
Don't Taunt ONT Musical Interlude Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 11:34 PM (aA3+G) 215
Worst thing about this Covid hoax (the Panic, not that bad cold virus) is the re-awakening of the "Great American Scold! You know, the idiots whose attitude resembles to a tee, that asshole high school assistant principal who was always demanding to see your hall pass?
Good gawd! They are everywhere! Posted by: Old Codger at April 12, 2020 11:34 PM (FUph8) 216
GnuBreed, Alyssa probably still has raw burn marks from the super scorch Rose McGowan gave her last week.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs) 217
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prolly get a month of archies. same song, over and over, and over. then, we all commit suicde, ala jim jones without the knock off kool aid. Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2020 11:16 PM (KP5rU) Hell, she is les Archies Posted by: JP Sartre at April 12, 2020 11:35 PM (ako5T) Posted by: Miklos, categorically condemning at April 12, 2020 11:35 PM (QzkSJ) 219
>>> Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2020 11:32 PM (ako5T)
Don't Taunt ONT Musical Interlude Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at With great power comes great responsibility! Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 12, 2020 11:36 PM (66UcN) 220
And what's really unfortunate, too many of them became COPS!
Posted by: Old Codger at April 12, 2020 11:36 PM (FUph8) 221
You do know that, in an interview, she admitted that hers is a "2 gun household". Fucking hypocritical bitch. I hope she has to resort to Tijuana donkey and dwarf shows.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:34 PM (Z4rgH) ------ No thanks, pal. Like feeding a tic-tac to a whale, my dude. No fun. Sad! Posted by: Tijuana Donkey at April 12, 2020 11:36 PM (hDNne) Posted by: The Donkey and the Dwarf! at April 12, 2020 11:36 PM (I2/tG) 223
I'm not sure where I'm going. I'll know when I get there. But it's probably a good thing the cats like it warm.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:36 PM (XxJt1) 224
I don't know anywhere near enough about this to be able to make judgments of credibility on my own, but I've read claims that the WuFlu coronavirus shows many sings of being "GOF'd". What they do is use animals to sequentially transmit a virus back and forth in a controlled manner that speeds up mutation rates. This speeds up the natural process. Hell, it is natural, just optimized, I guess you would say. They then investigate these mutations as select any strains that have promise. Promise being defined as being more lethal and/or infectious. And then, they'll run any virus mutation that show human infection potential through cultured human cells (kidney cells are a big one, brain cells too and others). By doing this right, they can mutate and select a virus to infect humans. This is how the good Dr. Branic created his own Capt. Trips. Ferrets and tree shrews are used a lot for the mutation speed up chain because of some properties they have that are good for the process. One of the claims I've read is that Wuflu is very infectious to both ferrets and tree shrews, and it is claimed this is proof that it was GOF'd. ANd remember the CHicom Batwoman at the Wuhan lab learned at Branic's knee how to do this. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:37 PM (f1Vqw) 225
You also allow atheists and polytheists.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2020 11:34 PM (TdMsT) -------- Why does paganism always get such a bad rap? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:37 PM (XVuno) 226
Isaiah 65 speaks of God cresting a new earth (in perfection).
That earth will include animals. Who's to say it won't include your pets? Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:37 PM (vs2ae) 227
Greetings:
I grew up in the Bronx of the '50s and '60s. One of the bits of folk wisdom I picked up concerned Philly and a vacation contest. First Prize was an all expense paid week in Philly. Second Prize was two all expense paid weeks in Philly. P.S. When I was deported to the San Francisco Bay area, the locals didn't seem to get this joke. Even after I explained the math. Posted by: 11B40 at April 12, 2020 11:38 PM (evgyj) 228
I wouldn't go that far chavez. Really i wouldn't. Posted by: Horny Willie Brown at April 12, 2020 11:18 PM (aA3+G) =--- i double dog dare ya... wimp. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 12, 2020 11:38 PM (5ua3Z) 229
After a month of Zappa might I recommend following thru with something short and sweet?
Like a week of Pantera? Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2020 11:32 PM (DZRVc) You want a week of Bread? Posted by: tbodie at April 12, 2020 11:39 PM (jhgxs) 230
Oh, I see how it's going...It's gonna be Barry Manilow and it's all some Jew's fault, eh?
I DEFY YOU!! Posted by: Alcoholis Shut In Asshole at April 12, 2020 11:39 PM (ako5T) 231
With great power comes great responsibility!
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 12, 2020 11:36 PM (66UcN) Fuck that shit! Posted by: Malig-Nancy Pelosi at April 12, 2020 11:39 PM (Y8PSl) 232
Jeffrey Tucker ... tried to listen, but cut him off when he said ..."if you aren't libertarian after this, you aren't paying attention, markets worked brilliantly ... "
I guess he is unaware of the trillions of QE and the $2T from congress of funny money being thrown into the fire to manipulate markets back up ... he thinks that is the essence of "libertarianism"? The biggest government intervention in history ... he is blind to it and says all others are not paying attention ... what a maroon. Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2020 11:39 PM (Cus5s) 233
Why does paganism always get such a bad rap?
Posted by: Cicero No, you can't have the goat leggings back. Posted by: Miklos, quite the hoofer in his day at April 12, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ) 234
Why does paganism always get such a bad rap?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:37 PM (XVuno) People Against Goodness And Normalcy Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:39 PM (A5zUN) 235
I hope she has to resort to Tijuana donkey and dwarf shows.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:34 PM (Z4rgH) Is there money in either of those? Posted by: Alyssa M. at April 12, 2020 11:39 PM (2N7oZ) 236
Maybe Wiccan....?
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:39 PM (XxJt1) 237
How did the Jews enter into this?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:40 PM (A5zUN) 238
They must burn through a lot of janitors.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:28 PM (XVuno) Like drummers through Spinal Tap. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2020 11:40 PM (ufFY8) 239
This GOF pause was instituted after some safety incidents. CDC unintentionally exposed some personnel to "viable anthrax" and they found samples of smallpox, dengue fever, and spotted fever just "lying around in a store room".
They restarted in Jan of 2017. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:25 PM (f1Vqw) Obama Admin left little bombs everywhere. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 11:40 PM (1g7ch) 240
Is Manilow Jewish?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:40 PM (A5zUN) 241
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i double dog dare ya... wimp. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 12, 2020 11:38 PM (5ua3Z) You have my email addy you can forward me a month of links. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 12, 2020 11:41 PM (aA3+G) 242
I'm not sure where I'm going. I'll know when I get there. But it's probably a good thing the cats like it warm.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:36 PM (XxJt1) Some Like It Hot PS I loled at your comment. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:41 PM (Z4rgH) 243
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Isaiah 65 speaks of God cresting a new earth (in perfection). That earth will include animals. Who's to say it won't include your pets? Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:37 PM (vs2ae) It won't include Barry fuckin Manilow. Isaiah 65 notwithstanding. G-d is infinite but has imposed on Himself certain f'n limits...... Posted by: Alcoholis Shut In Asshole at April 12, 2020 11:42 PM (ako5T) 244
So what I think happened was Chicom Batwoman, with NIH funding, went and collected a bunch of horseshoe bats and found some interesting coronavirus. She then started playing GOF games at that Wuhan lab. You can say that Batwoman is entirely a product of American money and expertise. We taught her and funded her. There was a little oopsie there, and she managed to infect some personnel who went out and spread it to the local population. Chicoms cover it up. Batwoman, by the way, has been disappeared. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:42 PM (f1Vqw) 245
publius, that wouldn't surprise me. This virus has stood out from the beginning. It was obviously different from the common strains. What you posted would explain that.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:42 PM (XxJt1) Posted by: University of Special Californians at April 12, 2020 11:42 PM (QzkSJ) 247
A month of Abba:
- Waterloo - King Kong Song - I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do - Mamma Mia - SOS - Money Money Money - Fernando - Dancing Queen - The Name Of The Game - Knowing Me Knowing You - Take A Chance - I Have A Dream - Chiquitita - Elaine - The Winner Takes It All - Super Trouper - On And On And On - Lay All Your Love On Me - One Of Us - Head Over Heels - Two For The Price Of One - Soldiers - The Visitors - I Let The Music Speak - When All Is Said And Done - The Way Old Friends Do - Under Attack - The Day Before You Came - Slipping Through My Fingers - Like An Angel Passing Through My Room Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:42 PM (L2ZTs) 248
Hello,
Prepping for Monday. Think I'll wear Pj's into the office (heell, I'm the only one there)....maybe my son's replica X-Wing fighter pilot helmet for the morning ZOOM meeting..just to spice things up. If this goes on much longer, oiled and shirtless for a future 9 AM.....sure to gross out the ette's (my bod is way past 40) taking one for the team fer sure..... Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2020 11:42 PM (kFkpX) 249
Why does paganism always get such a bad rap?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:37 PM (XVuno) Tell me about it. Apparently, there's some new "four hour" thing. Wimps. Posted by: Priapus at April 12, 2020 11:42 PM (2N7oZ) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs) 251
No way, man! How about us?
Posted by: The Donkey and the Dwarf! at April 12, 2020 11:36 PM (I2/tG) Something something suffering for your art something. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:43 PM (Z4rgH) 252
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Is Manilow Jewish? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:40 PM (A5zUN) Honestly, how much shame must we endure? Posted by: Alcoholis Shut In Asshole at April 12, 2020 11:44 PM (ako5T) 253
250 A month of Bread:
... never mind. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs) --------- That Diary song always cracks me up. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:44 PM (XVuno) 254
You know cats. Even if they're "not allowed" in Heaven, they come and go as they please anyway.
They go hunting in Hell too, when they get the urge. Posted by: Pinky on Unemployment at April 12, 2020 11:44 PM (G546f) 255
Cicero, don't forget If.
Stereo Review used to call it Wimp Rock. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs) 256
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A month of Abba: Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)Now you're just baiting him. Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:45 PM (XxJt1) Posted by: The Donkey and the Dwarf! at April 12, 2020 11:45 PM (I2/tG) 258
It would also explain the panic freak out. If this true, then some deep state types in the bowels of NIH know it. Imagine you are such an asshole. What would you do if you realize some Franken virus the creation of which you were indirectly responsible for had escaped. You'd freak out and try to stop it at all costs to cover your own ass. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:45 PM (f1Vqw) 259
Honestly, how much shame must we endure?
Posted by: Alcoholis Shut In Asshole at April 12, 2020 11:44 PM (ako5T) ------- I'm still trying to convince people that Billy Joel isn't really one of us... Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2020 11:46 PM (hDNne) 260
creeper: ...bailed when the minister told me my cat couldn't go to Heaven...
You sure had the wrong minister. The old joke (one of my favorites) goes (short form)... Parishoner: Do pets get into Heaven? Minister: No, there is no scriptural basis for that. Parishoner: Well, if Fluffy won't be in heaven, then I don't want to go. Minister: Well, then of course our pets are in Heaven! ___ I've frequently been told by the finest Christians that I are not one. I don't argue. I figure I trust Mister Christ to decide. I am more head than heart - I was kind of like Thomas - needed to be shown. Always said it had to do with growing up in close proximity to the Show-Me state.
Posted by: mindful webworker 261
A month of Cat Stevens.....pre conversion of course.....
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2020 11:46 PM (kFkpX) 262
I'm starting to feel like the hysterical lady from Airplane. Except the whole world is the airplane.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2020 11:46 PM (OzQGF) 263
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)
That post was oddly specific and disturbing.... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2020 11:47 PM (ufFY8) 264
Brainiac has Kandor all bottled up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2020 11:47 PM (aKsyK) 265
P.S. When I was deported to the San Francisco Bay area, the locals didn't seem to get this joke. Even after I explained the math.
Posted by: 11B40 at April 12, 2020 11:38 PM (evgyj) In many ways California is ahead of the rest of the nation, including math. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 11:47 PM (1g7ch) Posted by: The Suffering Tribe! at April 12, 2020 11:47 PM (I2/tG) 267
Does Cat Stevens get into heaven?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:47 PM (XVuno) 268
second look @ The Grass Roots?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 12, 2020 11:47 PM (5ua3Z) 269
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You know cats...they come and go as they please anyway. Posted by: Pinky on Unemployment at April 12, 2020 11:44 PM (G546f) I never thought of it that way. It's been my experience that even God couldn't get a cat to do something it didn't want to. Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:47 PM (XxJt1) 270
>>> A month of Abba:
- Waterloo - King Kong Song - I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do - Mamma Mia - SOS - Money Money Money - Fernando - Dancing Queen - The Name Of The Game - Knowing Me Knowing You - Take A Chance - I Have A Dream - Chiquitita - Elaine - The Winner Takes It All - Super Trouper - On And On And On - Lay All Your Love On Me - One Of Us - Head Over Heels - Two For The Price Of One - Soldiers - The Visitors - I Let The Music Speak - When All Is Said And Done - The Way Old Friends Do - Under Attack - The Day Before You Came - Slipping Through My Fingers - Like An Angel Passing Through My Room Posted by: qdpsteve And if you run out, you can use the sound track from Mamma Mia 1 & 2 (don*t judge, I have wife and daughter). Nothing better, I*m sure, than hearing ABBA songs being song by Pierce Brosnan and Meryl Streep. FTW! Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 12, 2020 11:48 PM (66UcN) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs) 272
Song=sung
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 12, 2020 11:48 PM (66UcN) 273
6-4-3, hmmmm
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs) 274
What would you do if you realize some Franken virus the creation of which you were indirectly responsible for had escaped. You'd freak out and try to stop it at all costs to cover your own ass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:45 PM (f1Vqw) I hope he/she got covid Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (G546f) 275
I think this is the reverse Briar Rabbit play. Bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for them!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (A5zUN) 276
This GOF pause was instituted after some safety incidents. CDC unintentionally exposed some personnel to "viable anthrax" and they found samples of smallpox, dengue fever, and spotted fever just "lying around in a store room". They restarted in Jan of 2017. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:25 PM (f1Vqw) Oh, I was just skimming a bunch of stuff on smallpox last night. A few years ago they found some samples from the 50s in an FDA lab at an NIH facility. Imagine the shitstorm if one of those vials broke! "Fun times ahead!" Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (DZRVc) 277
Publius - Some twisty winds down your way?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (cg4r6) 278
A month of Zappa: A quirky education into a quirky performer.
A month of Abba: Candy fluff but due credit for a country that used to make interesting Saabs A month of Manilow: Death would be kinder. Posted by: Splunge at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (dOV9E) 279
A month of Tiny Ti......naw most you horde not even born.....so you would not appreciate the pain......
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (kFkpX) 280
Morning Has Broken, that is.
Not the other title. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs) 281
mindful, Cato said the other day that he had been "shown". I wish he'd said how.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (XxJt1) 282
I hope he/she got covid
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (G546f) Well, in publius' scenario, she got a bullet behind the ear. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (A5zUN) 283
279 A month of Tiny Ti......naw most you horde not even born.....so you would not appreciate the pain......
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (kFkpX Tip toe around that one, NW. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:50 PM (vs2ae) 284
271 Pre-1976 Cat Stevens is excellent.
I could listen to Morning Is Breaking forever. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs) Listen to it more, and you might discover the actual title. I agree he was great before...the unpleasantness. Posted by: Splunge at April 12, 2020 11:50 PM (dOV9E) 285
262 I'm starting to feel like the hysterical lady from Airplane. Except the whole world is the airplane.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2020 11:46 PM (OzQGF) I promise not to join the slap line Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:50 PM (G546f) 286
Song=sung Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 12, 2020 11:48 PM (66UcN) ---- Blue. Hot August Night Posted by: redc1c4 at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (5ua3Z) 287
You have to respect Manilow for how Lola ended up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (XVuno) Posted by: Sam Sung at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (QzkSJ) 289
Splunge, you mean Praise And Thanksgiving?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs) 290
279 A month of Tiny Ti......naw most you horde not even born.....so you would not appreciate the pain......
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (kFkpX) We would all come to understand it though. The awfulness of TT transcends mere handmaidens such as Mannilow. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (A5zUN) 291
A month of Tiny Ti......naw most you horde not even born.....so you would not appreciate the pain......
Posted by: Nightwatch --- You don't know the half of it. -- Miss Vicki Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (Y4EXg) 292
publius, that wouldn't surprise me. This virus has stood out from the beginning. It was obviously different from the common strains. What you posted would explain that.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:42 PM (XxJt1) The earliest reports were that it was obviously engineered with bits of other virus (virii ?) spliced in. Hence the 'lung aids' tag that some use. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (1g7ch) 293
song=sung=blue
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (XxJt1) 294
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2020 11:46 PM (OzQGF)
Did your base change their procedures/times for commissary/BX stuff? Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (Z4rgH) 295
I was tree people
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (kFkpX) 296
Weird Al should have done a mash-up of Kinks' Lola and Manilow's Copacabana years ago.
Who knew she was trans? ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2020 11:52 PM (DZRVc) 298
>>> A month of Tiny Ti......naw most you horde not even born.....so you would not appreciate the pain......
Posted by: Nightwatch Ask an Iowan. Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 12, 2020 11:52 PM (66UcN) 299
Well, in publius' scenario, she got a bullet behind the ear.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (A5zUN) I think Batwoman is dead I meant the NIH asshoes who funded it,with our money Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:52 PM (G546f) 300
Well, in publius' scenario, she got a bullet behind the ear.
Posted by: Aetius451AD With an auto-debit of 9 cents to her family's bank account? Posted by: Miklos kniows how they do things over there at April 12, 2020 11:52 PM (QzkSJ) 301
289 Splunge, you mean Praise And Thanksgiving?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs) What? No. Did I get the title wrong too? All I know is that the song says "Morning has Broken," not "Morning is Breaking." Correcting people is a tough gig, but maybe a good way to learn things. Posted by: Splunge at April 12, 2020 11:52 PM (dOV9E) 302
Splunge, I know. My autocucumber went nuts. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs) 303
Drunkenly correcting my nic here, you assholes.
jeevers I had to retype this 6 times. Awright. look, the Gewurtz is good stuff you parasites, 2017 Amuka Or Haganuz sweeter than my usual preference in wine, but for Pesach or Yom Tov perfectly reasonable (actually not at all bad for a semi sweet: for a sweet the Bartenura Moscato is an very very plus good deal) and Barry f'n Manilow can go Mandy himself with a chainsaw. Posted by: Alcoholic Shut In Asshole at April 12, 2020 11:53 PM (ako5T) 304
every garden grows one
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:53 PM (G546f) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs) 306
Did your base change their procedures/times for commissary/BX stuff?
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:51 PM (Z4rgH) The exchange hasn't changed anything (except for having markers on the floor so people stand 6' apart), but the commissary was requiring masks. Hubs was REALLY not down with that so we went to Albertsons. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2020 11:54 PM (OzQGF) 307
The chinese service pistol is the QSZ-92 which comes in 9mm Parabellum and 5.8 x 21.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:54 PM (A5zUN) 308
<shatner> ... can't ... resist ... </shatner>
I remember seeing John Waters' Polytheists in Polyester as a double feature with Men in Tights, at one of the area's last drive-ins. I don't remember much about it.
Posted by: mindful webworker Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 12, 2020 11:54 PM (66UcN) 310
You have to respect Manilow for how Lola ended up.
Posted by: Cicero ------ I'll give him points for publicly pointing out that he didn't write 'I Write the Songs'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2020 11:55 PM (cg4r6) 311
A month of Cat Stevens.....pre conversion of course.....
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2020 11:46 PM (kFkpX) Morning Has Broken (And I'm All Out Of Crazy Glue) Posted by: Yusuf Islam at April 12, 2020 11:55 PM (Y8PSl) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:55 PM (L2ZTs) 313
Morning Has Broken was written as a Christian song. And no month of Cat Stevens unless not only pre-conversion, but even toying with it. Catch Bull at Four is probably too far.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 12, 2020 11:56 PM (HuH1F) 314
Gewurztraminer is a great grape, but a really tricky one. Trimbach's Cuvée des Seigneurs de Ribeaupierre is by far the best, to my taste, but it wants some age on it to shine best.
Posted by: Splunge at April 12, 2020 11:56 PM (dOV9E) 315
Charles, I always thought Catch Bull At Four sounded like a quickie TV program promo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs) 316
I never wanted to be a star
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:57 PM (G546f) 317
Tiny Tim died onstage just as he was starting his set.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:57 PM (vs2ae) 318
Whatever happens, no one will ever punish the overnight crowd with Blue Oyster Cult. Especially the really shit. That would suck. Really badly.
/gotta try Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 11:58 PM (1g7ch) 319
Yeah, I'm on the edge of a tornado warning box here right now. And it's Dr. Baric, not Branic. That name sequentially mutated bouncing around in my brain. His team created a real life Capt. Trips. I've read virologists describing it as "really bad" in various terms, the most pathogenic virus ever created. Airborne, too. And it still exists in a lab somewhere. And considering Chicom open infiltration, you can be sure the Chicoms have it, too. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:58 PM (f1Vqw) 320
While I have become more of a Beach Boys fan as I have gotten older... I do not see how they could have made that 'good.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:58 PM (A5zUN) 321
I hope he/she got covid
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 12, 2020 11:49 PM (G546f) It's getting harder and harder to not wish that. However, we have this story out of India, where the muzzies are causing a large outbreak there (via Jihad Watch) : New Delhi: A youth from Madhya Pradesh named Samir Khan is seen mocking coronavirus masks in his TikTok videos, now tests positive for coronavirus. Yes it's also a case of tragic irony. Ever since the Coronavirus had hit the world there is thousands of videos were posted on TikTok where many Muslim users had made various claims like the Coronavirus is the NRC of Allah, that if one prays to Allah regularly then the virus can't attack them etc. Sameer also posted a similar kind of video on Tik Tok, where he mocked use if masks and said that his god will save him not this piece of cloth. But now he has posted a video, wearing a mask on his face and cap on head, lying in a hospital bed, telling that times are bad for him... Didn't India invent the concept of karma? Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2020 11:58 PM (Z4rgH) 322
Burnt Toast, and please never T-Rex!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs) 323
My neighbor is WFH so we're not walking at 0600. That means I can stay up late and hang out where I belong with the screwballs on the ONT. Sometimes it seems like the daywalkers speak a different language. And they want you to wear pants.
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:00 AM (XxJt1) 324
317 Tiny Tim died onstage just as he was starting his set.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:57 PM (vs2ae) -------- Tint Tim didn't record enough songs to wreck an entire month of ONTs. You need someone with a hefty catalog. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2020 12:00 AM (XVuno) 325
You also allow atheists and polytheists.
Posted by: Ladyl And polytheists in polyester Posted by: Miklos, categorically condemning at April 12, 2020 11:35 PM (QzkSJ) And polystyrene polyandrists with polydactyl cats . . . . And these are a few of my favorite things . . . Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2020 12:00 AM (WyVLE) Posted by: Süddeutschergewürztraminertraubenproduzenten und Verarbeiterverband at April 13, 2020 12:00 AM (QzkSJ) 327
The chinese service pistol is the QSZ-92 which comes in 9mm Parabellum and 5.8 x 21.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2020 11:54 PM (A5zUN) They went with the 5.8. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 13, 2020 12:00 AM (1g7ch) 328
I can't really make fun of the beer dropping girl, because that's the kind of thing that happens to me whenever anybody takes me some place nice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 13, 2020 12:00 AM (V2Yro) 329
318 Whatever happens, no one will ever punish the overnight crowd with Blue Oyster Cult. Especially the really shit. That would suck. Really badly.
/gotta try Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 11:58 PM (1g7ch) I never saw them, but I guess I turned down a weird chance to do so. I was waiting in line for The Bottom Line in New York, a club I'd failed to get into for Dire Straits US debut, but succeeded for Dixie Dregs, which was awesome (and I think it was Dickie Betts sitting two tables over), and the bouncer was going down the line, telling us we could buy tickets to Soft White Underbelly, which he claimed was Blue Oyster Cult playing incognito. I still have no idea whether that was true, but you don't forget a name like Soft White Underbelly. Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2020 12:01 AM (dOV9E) 330
Tint Tim didn't record enough songs to wreck an entire month of ONTs. You need someone with a hefty catalog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2020 12:00 AM (XVuno Like Brittany Spears or Madonna. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2020 12:01 AM (vs2ae) 331
"Morning is Breaking?"
No, It's Daybreak! If you wanna believe. Now let it shine, shine, shine! All around the world. Posted by: Barry Mannilow at April 13, 2020 12:01 AM (73w1C) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:02 AM (aKsyK) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 13, 2020 12:02 AM (aA3+G) Posted by: Tiffany at April 13, 2020 12:02 AM (66UcN) 335
I know I'm not the only one thinking this...
Nothing makes sense with the response to the COVID nonsense. It's all such a terrible perfect storm for renewed tyranny.. What the Democrats are pushing through.. the seemingly coordinated lies from the WHO China, even our own CDC. All of this occurs just as China is about to be crippled and brought to its knees economically. Right as we the United States was emerging finally as a respected super power again. They threw everything they had at Trump and it all failed. I firmly believe, ESPECIALLY due to this bullshit Dr Fauci and his what appears to be a perfectly calculated situation he out us in. His stated we had NOTHING to fear! He encouraged to go on living normally! He encouraged us to continue to gather... None of this makes sense at ALL. First no masks now the police haul people away for not having a fucking mask! What the hell is going on?? Where is my country?! Posted by: Getcha Pull at April 13, 2020 12:02 AM (aR6C/) 336
Morning is Breaking?"
No, It's Daybreak! If you wanna believe. Now let it shine, shine, shine! All around the world. Posted by: Barry Mannilow at April 13, 2020 12:01 AM (73w1C) --------- You sure he's one of ours? Posted by: Elder No. 2 at April 13, 2020 12:03 AM (XVuno) 337
>>> song=sung=blue
Posted by: creeper Weeping like a willow? Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two Sleeping on my pillow? Neil Diamond has a month's worth.... Just sayin! Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 12:03 AM (N4ZRs) 338
Why does paganism always get such a bad rap? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:37 PM (XVuno) Not everyone is fond of Italian poly-carbonate bodied sportscars Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2020 12:03 AM (WyVLE) 339
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Gewurztraminer is a great grape, but a really tricky one. Trimbach's Cuvee des Seigneurs de Ribeaupierre is by far the best, to my taste, but it wants some age on it to shine best. Posted by: Splunge at April 12, 2020 11:56 PM (dOV9E} I'll look for it. Gewurtz. ages well (like SB) but not too far. You have to pick the vintage it as it is ripe. Best is to cultivate a good buyer. I know that sounds like a snob thing, but if you are in a reasonable sized town it's worth finding out which buyer knows their wine and simply asking them. You won't go wrong most of the time. These guys are usually pros and unlike your humble addict self, know what they are about. Posted by: Alcoholic Shut In Asshole at April 13, 2020 12:04 AM (ako5T) Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2020 12:04 AM (WyVLE) 341
Why does paganism always get such a bad rap?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2020 11:37 PM (XVuno) Not everyone is fond of Italian poly-carbonate bodied sportscars Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2020 12:03 AM (WyVLE) Nice. Zonda! Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2020 12:04 AM (A5zUN) 342
>>> >>> song=sung=blue
Posted by: creeper Weeping like a willow? Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two Sleeping on my pillow? Neil Diamond has a month's worth.... Just sayin! Posted by: My life is insanity We could do worse, no? Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 13, 2020 12:05 AM (66UcN) 343
Or what's the newer one? Hyuera?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2020 12:05 AM (A5zUN) 344
Whatever happens, no one will ever punish the overnight crowd with Blue Oyster Cult. Especially the really shit. That would suck. Really badly.
/gotta try Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 11:58 PM (1g7ch) Yeah, I don't think I could bear an entire month of BOC. No way. Their catalog is too small, for one thing. He couldn't possibly be that cruel. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 12:05 AM (Z4rgH) 345
Even after a month of Zappa, I don't know Mis Hum's taste. I can guess that he'd love a theme of underappreciated artists (which would rule out Abba, the ultimate overappreciated artists), but what would he consider underappreciated? I only know what I would consider underappreciated artists, and number one would be Willie Dixon, who I saw every chance I could get.
Really pissed me off when his obit said that "he was not known as a live performer." Oh, really, scribbler? And where were you at those shows? His booming bass voice, and great sense of blues drama and timing, was a treat for those of us who actually got out to see him perform. Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2020 12:05 AM (dOV9E) 346
Tiny Tim didn't record enough songs to wreck an entire month of ONTs. You need someone with a hefty catalog
Lobotomy! Lobotomy! Lobotomy! Posted by: The Ramones! at April 13, 2020 12:06 AM (I2/tG) 347
I would think that Diamond would not have quite the impact MisHum would be looking for.
No one ever mention Backstreet Boys or N-Sync. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2020 12:06 AM (A5zUN) 348
never gonna fall in love again
I don't wanna start with someone new 'cuz I couldn't bear to see it end just like me and you no I never wanna feel the pain of remembering how it used to be never gonna fall in love again just like you and me... Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2020 12:06 AM (L2ZTs) Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 12:06 AM (N4ZRs) 350
Yeah, I don't think I could bear an entire month of BOC. No way. Their catalog is too small, for one thing.
He couldn't possibly be that cruel. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 12:05 AM (Z4rgH) --------- Agreed. We must all stand together and face down this vile challenge! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2020 12:07 AM (XVuno) Posted by: 98 Degrees at April 13, 2020 12:07 AM (66UcN) 352
Pinky on Unemployment (haha):
You know cats. Even if they're "not allowed" in Heaven, they come and go as they please anyway... Cat at the pearly gates - cat owners will relate https://bit.ly/whycatshave9lives Although I really like the cartoon (not searching for it) of two Pearly Gates, one with the people all standing in line to be judged by St Peter, and the other gate wide open with all pets happily rushing in unobstructed.
Posted by: mindful webworker 353
here comes the rain
again Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 13, 2020 12:08 AM (G546f) Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 13, 2020 12:08 AM (G546f) Posted by: SMH at April 13, 2020 12:08 AM (RU4sa) 356
It's only a matter of time before someone tosses out the N-band.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2020 12:08 AM (XVuno) 357
Well, tornado warning box has moved away from me here, moving more the east, and the system is weakening. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2020 12:08 AM (f1Vqw) 358
So to be truly sadistic, it must be horrible and also the artist must have a big catalog?
That does narrow it down as horrible artists don't usually sell much. Well, except KISS. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2020 12:09 AM (vs2ae) 359
Did you know that the Beach Boys' "Surfin' Safari" is supposedly composed with a beat that is exactly the same timing as a human orgasm?
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:09 AM (XxJt1) 360
Night vmom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2020 12:09 AM (A5zUN) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs) 362
That does narrow it down as horrible artists don't usually sell much. Well, except KISS. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2020 12:09 AM (vs2ae) *Slap* Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2020 12:10 AM (DZRVc) 363
Neil Diamond has a month's worth....
Just sayin! Posted by: My life is insanity ------ We could do worse, no? Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 13, 2020 12:05 AM (66UcN) Oh, a lot worse. 'Suicide is fundamental' worse. Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2020 12:10 AM (Y8PSl) 364
Did you know that the Beach Boys' "Surfin' Safari" is supposedly composed with a beat that is exactly the same timing as a human orgasm?
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:09 AM (XxJt1) -------- I thought that was Bolero. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2020 12:10 AM (XVuno) 365
>>> here comes the rain
again Posted by: vmom 2020 See, Mis Hum? That's what I am talking about! Posted by: The Eurythmics at April 13, 2020 12:10 AM (66UcN) 366
A month of Babs Streisand..all from her private outdoor concert pavilion in Malibu....must wear headsets.......
ouchy.... Posted by: Nightwatch at April 13, 2020 12:11 AM (kFkpX) 367
Burnt Toast, this may have been before you started hanging out here, but... Ace did a podcast for a little while, and he once had Buck Dharma, the frontman of Blue Oyster Cult, as a guest.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 13, 2020 12:11 AM (H3MF8) 368
creeper, and if you play Stairway To Heaven backwards... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2020 12:11 AM (L2ZTs) 369
4/12 Covid stats are just posted
2020-04-09 459,989(+8.0%) 16,466(+13%) 2020-04-10 493,567(+7.2%) 18,544(+12%) 2020-04-11 525,436(+6.5%) 20,454(+10%) 2020-04-12 553,493(+5.3%) 21,936(+7.3%) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 12:11 AM (cg4r6) 370
Okay, I got it.
I know where we can compromise! Thirty days of Kanye West. *MWAH* Goodnight everyone! Posted by: Robert sees himself out at April 13, 2020 12:11 AM (DZRVc) 371
..We could do worse, no?
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two Certainly. And I dare not mention her name, 'cause she's exactly the Form of our Destructor which would be loosed upon us all. *shudder* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2020 12:11 AM (QzJWU) 372
You watch, MisHum. Everyboy went to YT to play "Surfin' Safari".
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:12 AM (XxJt1) 373
The left knew this virus was just enough to cause panic and shut our country down.
Conveniently however they continue to broadcast and push for more tyranny on virtually ALL media. They knew Trump had no choice after the panic they set in motion. This virus is not an accident and it was absolutely known it would come. The economy was the ONLY thing that could have been used to take down trump. Trouble for them was they had to find a way to destroy it. The constant calls for staying indoors and locking down while every hour that passes by there is less of a chance our economy will survive. They dont care. They are the ones willing to economically MURDER us in order to maintain power. This is abundantly clear. Posted by: Getcha Pull at April 13, 2020 12:12 AM (aR6C/) 374
The pain of the disco era was worth it, because it produced the most remarkable kitch artifact ever, the video of Gloria Estafan's Dr. Beat. Savor every moment, not omitting Gloria's attempt to dance on a stretcher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAEil3_D03k Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2020 12:13 AM (dOV9E) 375
Neil Diamond OR the Ramones OR Pink Floyd or Regina Spektor or ZZ Top OR Steve Earle are harbingers of the Apocalypse! Only an insanely annoying jerk would torture us! so!! I swear it so!!!
Posted by: Alcoholic Shut In Asshole at April 13, 2020 12:13 AM (ako5T) 376
I thought that was Bolero.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2020 12:10 AM (XVuno) My first introduction to Bolero was 10. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 12:13 AM (Z4rgH) 377
Night Robert.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2020 12:13 AM (A5zUN) 378
So who makes y'all click on the videos?
Posted by: SMH at April 13, 2020 12:14 AM (RU4sa) 379
MH,
Thanks for that last item. Funny as hell. I can't picture either of my grandmothers saying that. But I can easily imagine them thinking it. Posted by: JTB at April 13, 2020 12:14 AM (7EjX1) 380
I really thought the Form of the Destructor was Nickleback.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2020 12:16 AM (vs2ae) 381
Tiny Tim didn't record enough songs to wreck an entire month of ONTs. You need someone with a hefty catalog.
Posted by: Cicero Yeah, yeah, yeah! Posted by: The Beatles at April 13, 2020 12:16 AM (/DNWp) 382
Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics
https://tinyurl.com/s939hsw https://tinyurl.com/vmodj5c https://tinyurl.com/qsageu2 https://tinyurl.com/sbl25o3 https://tinyurl.com/u8p6vag Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 12:16 AM (qAR6u) 383
"I thought that was 'Bolero'"
Nah. The Bolero is too slow. But the increased volume is certainly appropriate. Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:17 AM (XxJt1) 384
Thirty days of Kanye West. *MWAH* Goodnight everyone! Posted by: Robert sees himself out at April 13, 2020 12:11 AM (DZRVc) Oh, you wanna be an asshole? I'll see your Kanye and raise you an Air Supply. Welcome to the big leagues. Posted by: Alcoholic Shut In Asshole at April 13, 2020 12:17 AM (ako5T) Posted by: Starland Vocal Band at April 13, 2020 12:17 AM (QzkSJ) 386
No Beatles. Nuh uh. No way. Not happening. Please?
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:18 AM (XxJt1) 387
More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics
https://tinyurl.com/reejc9v https://tinyurl.com/s57ojfs https://tinyurl.com/sdu7agm https://tinyurl.com/tvsv6na https://tinyurl.com/yx5sqyr6 Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 12:18 AM (qAR6u) 388
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Whatever happens, no one will ever punish the overnight crowd with Blue Oyster Cult. Especially the really shit. That would suck. Really badly. /gotta try Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2020 11:58 PM (1g7ch) BOC FTW, biotches! She's As Beautiful As A Foot Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 12:19 AM (ufFY8) 389
KBDaBear, I'm sure Sean Hannity would agree with me when I say, you are a great American!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 13, 2020 12:19 AM (H3MF8) 390
I'm getting sick of celebrity "stay at home" PSA's filmed from inside their mansions. They don't stay at home any more than they obey gun laws, drug laws, traffic laws, and sexual assault laws.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 12:19 AM (qAR6u) 391
I propose Gain of Function experiments on Kbdabear's babes. That's the type of GOF I can get behind. Literally. They may be needed in the mineshafts. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2020 12:20 AM (f1Vqw) 392
Time for bed. Maybe this coming week will be better. I think I'm due one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2020 10:57 PM (mht8P) Prayers up for a better next *several* weeks, Hadrian. Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 12:20 AM (uEbPt) 393
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No Beatles. Nuh uh. No way. Not happening. Please? Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:18 AM (XxJt1) How much it worth to you, buttboy? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian (subseq1) at April 13, 2020 12:21 AM (ako5T) 394
What the hell is up with the zappa marathon? Not that I mind, I have a huge zappa background, because a friend of mine had damn near every album he ever made. They took up 2 milk crates. We listened to that shit almost every night with copious amounts of weed. His family was old money, can trace his roots back to one of the declaration of independence signers, so his basement was basically a music listener's man cave. Still, zappa definitely isn't for everyone, its a serious acquired taste.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 12:21 AM (9Om/r) 395
With great power comes a big ground wire.
Posted by: klaftern at April 13, 2020 12:21 AM (RuIsu) 396
Do not sock the COBs!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2020 12:21 AM (vs2ae) 397
The pain of the disco era was worth it, because it produced the most remarkable kitch artifact ever, the video of Gloria Estafan's Dr. Beat. Savor every moment, not omitting Gloria's attempt to dance on a stretcher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAEil3_D03k Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2020 12:13 AM (dOV9E) That was... cruel. How dare you!?!! I therefore sentence you to Rhythm Of The Night by Debarge : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAQSZhazYk8 *if you turn gay, don't blame me* Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 12:22 AM (Z4rgH) 398
How much it worth to you, buttboy?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian (subseq1) at April 13, 2020 12:21 AM (ako5T) Two six-packs of Corona (beer, not virus), an eight-roll package of Charmin and five pounds of rice? Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:22 AM (XxJt1) 399
I'm getting sick of celebrity "stay at home" PSA's
filmed from inside their mansions. They don't stay at home any more than they obey gun laws, drug laws, traffic laws, and sexual assault laws. Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 12:19 AM (qAR6u) Not to mention they have "people" to do everything for them so they can lounge by their fucking pool all day. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 12:23 AM (9Om/r) 400
the bouncer was going down the line, telling us we
could buy tickets to Soft White Underbelly, which he claimed was Blue Oyster Cult playing incognito. I still have no idea whether that was true, but you don't forget a name like Soft White Underbelly. Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2020 12:01 AM (dOV9E) --- yup! that was them.... i saw them once, with UFO as the opening act. likely the best concert i ever remember going to. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 12:23 AM (5ua3Z) 401
Fauci talking about a "graduated re-start of the country in Mid-May at the earliest...
Time for Trump to send him back to his office to stamp some forms and keep him away from the decision making. Fauci has been wrong so often that if he was a bookie he'd be in the trunk of a car in an airport's long term parking lot by now Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 12:23 AM (qAR6u) 402
TBF I sub Socked MH.
Posted by: Tarski at April 13, 2020 12:23 AM (ako5T) 403
Cancel that offer.
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:25 AM (XxJt1) 404
after the last 3 years, this song hits home more and more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ Posted by: Tom Servo at April 13, 2020 12:25 AM (V2Yro) 405
>>> Fauci talking about a "graduated re-start of the country in Mid-May at the earliest...
Posted by: kbdabear Sure, because that is who I voted for. GFY, Fauci! Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 13, 2020 12:25 AM (66UcN) 406
Neil Diamond OR the Ramones OR Pink Floyd or Regina
Spektor or ZZ Top OR Steve Earle are harbingers of the Apocalypse! Only an insanely annoying jerk would torture us! so!! I swear it so!!! Posted by: Alcoholic Shut In Asshole at April 13, 2020 12:13 AM (ako5T) Shonen Knife. Actually, Shonen Knife makes me smile, every time. Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2020 12:25 AM (WyVLE) 407
313 Morning Has Broken was written as a Christian song......
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 12, 2020 11:56 PM (HuH1F) ----------------------------- And Cat Stevens did not write it. I think it was the only hit he had that he didn't write though. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2020 12:25 AM (M/9m0) Posted by: Tarski at April 13, 2020 12:26 AM (ako5T) Posted by: Nightwatch at April 13, 2020 12:26 AM (kFkpX) 410
Fauci talking about a "graduated re-start of the country in Mid-May at the earliest...
Time for Trump to send him back to his office to stamp some forms and keep him away from the decision making. Fauci has been wrong so often that if he was a bookie he'd be in the trunk of a car in an airport's long term parking lot by now Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 12:23 AM (qAR6u) Office? Trump needs to stick his silly ass in an iron maiden and drop it off in a sink hole. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 12:27 AM (9Om/r) 411
Morning has Broken, written as hymn in 1931, by Eleanor Farjeon, in England.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 13, 2020 12:28 AM (V2Yro) 412
Fauci can STFU. He's half the reason we're in this mess. How on earth is Trump gong to get us out of it?
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:28 AM (XxJt1) 413
Fauci has been wrong so often that if he was a bookie he'd be in the trunk of a car in an airport's long term parking lot by now
Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 12:23 AM (qAR6u) Heh. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 12:28 AM (Z4rgH) 414
Gotta admit, a month of Shonen Knife would be seriously fun.
Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2020 12:28 AM (dOV9E) 415
We're O.D.'d on Life Itself
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:28 AM (aKsyK) 416
Shonen Knife.
Actually, Shonen Knife makes me smile, every time. Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2020 12:25 AM (WyVLE) geez, I forgot about them. My older one is a fan. Posted by: TarskiAlcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 13, 2020 12:28 AM (ako5T) Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2020 12:29 AM (WyVLE) 418
Fauci can STFU. He's half the reason we're in this mess. How on earth is Trump gong to get us out of it?
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:28 AM (XxJt1) By sending these experts packing and declare the US open for business. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 12:29 AM (9Om/r) 419
Old Codger #215 Worst thing about this Covid... Panic... is the re-awakening of the "Great American Scold!... Good gawd! They are everywhere!
I like to think of it as exposing all the little petty tyrants, from governors down to neighbors. Just as Trump era has shown media and Democrats BIRM as what they really are. Take names. Remember on Election Day. Ballots. And bullets.
Posted by: mindful webworker 420
I love early Diamond, but Hot August Night was the end.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 13, 2020 12:30 AM (HuH1F) Posted by: Nightwatch at April 13, 2020 12:30 AM (kFkpX) 422
397 That was... cruel. How dare you!?!!
I therefore sentence you to Rhythm Of The Night by Debarge : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAQSZhazYk8 *if you turn gay, don't blame me* Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 12:22 AM (Z4rgH) It's a pretty good song, really. I still just like chicks, though. I liked how there was a token woman here and there to break through the Jeri Curl gay factor. Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2020 12:31 AM (dOV9E) 423
OK, once the kids are in bed and I've showered and shaved, this born again Bible thumping Jesus freak is going to celebrate Easter by reading "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward" by H.P. Lovecraft.
Posted by: Jim S. at April 13, 2020 12:31 AM (ynUnH) Posted by: For so is Miklos inclined at April 13, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ) 425
397 The pain of the disco era was worth it, because it produced the most remarkable kitch artifact ever, the video of Gloria Estafan's Dr. Beat. Savor every moment, not omitting Gloria's attempt to dance on a stretcher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAEil3_D03k Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2020 12:13 AM (dOV9E) a fantastic comment on that video page says: "no matter what kind of drugs you use, you'll never be as high as the pepole in this video" Posted by: Tom Servo at April 13, 2020 12:31 AM (V2Yro) 426
Kindltot, I used to love Shonen Knife. But then I discovered Supersnazz, and, well, apparently I only have room in my heart for one J-punk girl group.
Here's a little taste of Supersnazz's oeuvre (whatever the hell oeuvre means)... https://youtu.be/GTIV6h7HY2k Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 13, 2020 12:32 AM (H3MF8) 427
Bill Cunningham was on the radio interviewing his buddy Mike DeWine, governor of Ohio. He was talking about hoping about thinking about maybe gradually opening things up a little tiny bit around May 15. Maybe. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:33 AM (aKsyK) 428
Creeper Threefer
___ Creeper: mindful, Cato said the other day that he had been "shown". I wish he'd said how. I could talk about my experience. How many years do you have? [heh] What would being 'shown' mean to you? ___ Creeper: You watch, MisHum. Everyboy went to YT to play "Surfin' Safari". Well I, for one, didn't. Yet. Search page is up.... ___ Creeper: No Beatles. Nuh uh. No way. Not happening. Please? Holy Cow, Creeper! You just cemented it.
Posted by: mindful webworker 429
I think Texas is gonna start opening up earlier than any of those other pansy ass states.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 13, 2020 12:35 AM (V2Yro) 430
Well..... not biting?
Allow me to throw DOWN.....with a month of ....Rick James. Yo....super freak. Posted by: Nightwatch at April 13, 2020 12:35 AM (kFkpX) 431
Supersnazz is the snizz
Posted by: because someone had to be the first at April 13, 2020 12:36 AM (QzkSJ) 432
Deep Purple has a substantial catalog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:36 AM (aKsyK) 433
181 publius 11:25 PM (f1Vqw) This GOF pause was instituted after some safety incidents. CDC unintentionally exposed some personnel to "viable anthrax" and they found samples of smallpox, dengue fever, and spotted fever just "lying around in a store room". They restarted in Jan of 2017. You mean ... pre-OrangeManBad?!!? Heresy. But, yeah, the idea that there was some {legitimate?} research going on concerning horseshoe bats and their viruses ... ... and a few people in Wuhan (and maybe elsewhere) knew just how potent these viruses were ... ...and then a couple of workers at the lab took the leftovers to the wet market, as 'delicacies', to get a few coins ... ... and then "those who knew" found out ... ... and now EVERY GOVERNMENT ON THE PLANET is in Empty-Your-Colon-grade fear, because they believe the report ... yeah, I buy this explanation. And, it's all pre-Trump. Posted by: Red Green at April 13, 2020 12:37 AM (FlRtG) 434
Freeze warning tonight. I hauled the lemon and lime trees in. The rest of 'em can take their chances.
It's looking like a lot of you are going to get clobbered by the weather. Sending thoughts your way. Stay warm, dry and healthy. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum. You outdid yourself with this one. Cats have the bed warmed up. The one that isn't in it is giving me the stink eye. Later all. creep out Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:38 AM (XxJt1) 435
>>> I think Texas is gonna start opening up earlier than any of those other pansy ass states.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April Oh, I hope so. Iowa has held strong, but I think our gov doesn't have balls (to be fair, she's a chick) to lead the nation on ending the lockdown (i would like to be proven wrong). But I think she would be hot on the tail of another red state who opens up first. Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 13, 2020 12:39 AM (66UcN) 436
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 12:11 AM (cg4r6)
---| these numbers are bullshit, they aren't testing everyone, but the ARE listing every death as a ChiCom Crud fatality. it's all bullshit. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 12:39 AM (5ua3Z) 437
355 Where is my country?!
--- It's gone and it ain't ever coming back. Posted by: SMH at April 13, 2020 12:08 AM (RU4sa) ---------------------------------------- No, it isn't coming back. On Good Friday our POS governor (Coonman Northam) signed a "Women's Health" bill into law that allows abortion for any reason even up to when the baby is crowning. The 24 hour wait, as well as the requirement to show the woman an ultrasound, have been abolished, thus eliminating truly informed consent. The abortionist is no longer required to be an MD and state regulations as to safety and hygiene in the 'clinics' have been rescinded. (Beauty salons should be so lucky!) On Good Friday. Eh. It's what the people want. Let it burn. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2020 12:40 AM (M/9m0) 438
I re-watched "Marathon Man" (Hoffman/Olivier) with my kids tonight. I first saw it when it was in movie theaters.
I didn't like it nearly as much as I remembered! That happens, I notice. I thought on second viewing that it was too complex & had really clunky expository scenes-- "Let me explain what really happened your brother, kid!..." Posted by: mnw at April 13, 2020 12:41 AM (Cssks) 439
On Easter Sunday, Pope Francis sent a letter to leaders of social movements promoting "structural changes" to the "economy of exclusion and inequality." Among other things, he encouraged these activists to use the coronavirus crisis as an opportunity to spur radical change and launch a "humanistic and ecological conversion." He also endorsed the idea of a universal basic income (UBI), championed by former Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:41 AM (aKsyK) 440
Night creeper.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2020 12:42 AM (A5zUN) 441
We're O.D.'d on Life Itself
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:28 AM (aKsyK) --- on the hot rails to hell, where we can visit with the harvester of eyes. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 12:43 AM (5ua3Z) 442
438 I re-watched "Marathon Man" (Hoffman/Olivier) with my kids tonight. I first saw it when it was in movie theaters.
I didn't like it nearly as much as I remembered! That happens, I notice. I thought on second viewing that it was too complex & had really clunky expository scenes-- "Let me explain what really happened your brother, kid!..." Posted by: mnw at April 13, 2020 12:41 AM (Cssks) Never saw the movie, but the book's good. The sequel, Brothers is possibly even better in some ways, but is seriously weird, and the ending is not...uplifting. Goldman had some kinks in his brain, I would guess. Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2020 12:44 AM (dOV9E) 443
On Easter Sunday, Pope Francis sent a letter to
leaders of social movements promoting "structural changes" to the "economy of exclusion and inequality." Among other things, he encouraged these activists to use the coronavirus crisis as an opportunity to spur radical change and launch a "humanistic and ecological conversion." He also endorsed the idea of a universal basic income (UBI), championed by former Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:41 AM (aKsyK) I swear, the day they chisel his ring will be right up their with hitler blowing his brains out. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 12:46 AM (9Om/r) 444
Splunge
I read the book also, & liked it very much. I also read Goldman's autobiography, "Life in the Screen Trade." Very gifted fellow. Posted by: mnw at April 13, 2020 12:47 AM (Cssks) 445
But they will pin this all on Trump out of obvious convenience (or pre-planned strategy) since all their other assaults on him were dismal fails in spite of the 5th column Media pushing the lie.
Which would make this...ATTEMPT # 4 ....in the series...election how far off? And you gotta know #5 will be right before November. ya all ready to rage .....yet? Are you not so F**king done with this yet? I for sure am. Posted by: Nightwatch at April 13, 2020 12:49 AM (kFkpX) Posted by: Nightwatch at April 13, 2020 12:51 AM (kFkpX) 447
439
On Easter Sunday, Pope Francis sent a letter to leaders of social movements promoting "structural changes" to the "economy of exclusion and inequality......." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:41 AM (aKsyK) --------------------------------- Well, we already know he's just one more thoroughly secular politician, but on Easter Sunday? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2020 12:52 AM (M/9m0) 448
on the hot rails to hell, where we can visit with the harvester of eyes.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 12:43 AM (5ua3Z) Dammit, you beat me to it. The real world is bizarre enough for me. https://youtu.be/Wh6LEWd04Uw Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 12:54 AM (ufFY8) 449
Belated good-night to creeper. 'Bout time I faded, too.
The end of another Easter. It was good for us, considering. In-town son, and daughter and SonInLaw2B came by and we had Milady's blueberry pie and ice cream for Easter supper. It was enough. Remote-conferenced (used to be called phone calls) with Out-of-town son and DaughterInLaw, with 2½yo grandson, he who hasn't been ready to talk yet, last we knew, screaming Happy Easter! Until the cat scratched him and he went traumatic. It was almost like being there. 1yo granddaughter was not vocal. Also called Mom, still hunkering down in her fort in the city, insisting no one come around lest she give us the virus, or something. Canny or crazy? At almost-100, what does it matter? She sounded good. We'll see her again soon and have Belated Easter. We do a lot of belated holidays depending on health, weather, and ... well, that's about it.
Posted by: mindful webworker 450
Yes indeed,
who is fed up enough? who is pissed off enough? who is sitting in their "lockdown" thinking "I am done with this shit." So what then? What is the plan you have? Pray it be a good plan. Think about that......and plan. night all Posted by: Nightwatch at April 13, 2020 12:56 AM (kFkpX) 451
The Easter Bunny is the Patriarchy, man! He seeks to control women's reproductive choices by scattering their sacred eggs for children to find them. Children!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 13, 2020 12:56 AM (H3MF8) 452
Hold it- Goldman wrote Princess Bride. There were no kinks in THAT brain...
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 13, 2020 12:56 AM (HuH1F) 453
446
Who should then, start this fire? Posted by: Nightwatch at April 13, 2020 12:51 AM (kFkpX) --------------------------------------- I think it has already started. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2020 12:57 AM (M/9m0) 454
It was always started, since the world was farted.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 13, 2020 12:59 AM (H3MF8) 455
I have faith in our President. He got my respect by the only way respect ever comes--by EARNING it. Not to mention his track record of accomplishments to date given the handicaps he's endured isn't too shabby. I've said frequently that this country has the knack of having the right person for the right time in a particular situation, this looks to be another. We'll come out of this because we are Americans, and so is our leader. Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2020 12:59 AM (KATBx) 456
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 13, 2020 01:04 AM (H3MF8) 457
Dammit, you beat me to it.
The real world is bizarre enough for me. https://youtu.be/Wh6LEWd04Uw Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 12:54 AM (ufFY --- Seven Screaming Dizzbusters to the Rescue! Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 01:06 AM (5ua3Z) 458
Hey. I'm always late to the party but somehow got a comment in the top spot! Is it my good looks? My preternaturally witty repartee?
Oh hell no. Pure dumb luck. With that maybe I'll convince my wife to keep me around. Just a little longer Posted by: Pete Bog at April 13, 2020 01:06 AM (Jzz++) 459
too many chuckles to mention in tonight's ONT music suggestions. And splunge, I object to the putdown of disco...my favorite dance music even if the lyrics and production values are....wanting.
the folks here--the horde--would collectively make a perfect mash-up DJ. the U.S. economy can't stay as Rip Van Winkle forever. Wondering if perhaps Trump will be using Gov. Abbott's announcement for "staged" reopening as a beta test for how to do it. Steve Hilton had a group of Stanford folks on tonight with a sensible plan based on targeted testing in lots of communities to ascertain how widespread the Crud-flu is. Made sense. No contact tracing, no "immunity certificate" armbands or tech boondoggles to wrest more $$ from us for their garbage "apps". Posted by: groovygirl at April 13, 2020 01:11 AM (ybC9u) 460
Seven Screaming Dizzbusters to the Rescue!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 01:06 AM (5ua3Z) It's so lonely in the State of Maine! Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 01:11 AM (ufFY8) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 01:13 AM (ufFY8) 462
the bouncer was going down the line, telling us we
could buy tickets to Soft White Underbelly, which he claimed was Blue Oyster Cult playing incognito. I still have no idea whether that was true, but you don't forget a name like Soft White Underbelly. Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2020 12:01 AM (dOV9E) ********* That doesn't make any sense Posted by: Tony Clifton at April 13, 2020 01:15 AM (flINI) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 01:16 AM (ufFY8) 464
Sigh. An underwhelming Easter. Too many have been lately but...this time I couldn't change it if I wanted to.
Going to pick up some prescriptions tomorrow...maybe some candy. It's pathetic and just gets me thinking of better days, so I probably shouldn't, but I'm starting to get tired of same-old same-old day in and day out.
Posted by: Brother 465
464 Sigh. An underwhelming Easter. Too many have been lately but...this time I couldn't change it if I wanted to.
Going to pick up some prescriptions tomorrow...maybe some candy. It's pathetic and just gets me thinking of better days, so I probably shouldn't, but I'm starting to get tired of same-old same-old day in and day out. Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at April 13, 2020 01:17 AM (CUU+W) Hey, feel lucky, it was not only an underwhelming Easter for me. It was my fucking underwhelming birthday. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 13, 2020 01:18 AM (NgKpN) 466
qdp, and Cicero, was looking over the LA County announcement yesterday extending SIP directive, fairly puzzled.
IMHE shows *tomorrow* as peak resource use day, but LA County is adding ICU capacity for .... later? They don't get into the weeds/open the kimono on details behind their announcements, so no assumptions to dispute. Just seems off a bit, given known trends and main projections. I think the Seattle field hospital's been dismantled, and other expedient facilities are/are about to be taken down elsewhere. But LA's adding capacity? SD County new cases under 50/day (yesterday). A few more days like this and there will be a discernible peak having been passed (and, thankfully, at very low numbers). Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2020 01:21 AM (El6T/) 467
I have faith in our President. He got my respect by the only way respect ever comes--by EARNING it.
Not to mention his track record of accomplishments to date given the handicaps he's endured isn't too shabby. I've said frequently that this country has the knack of having the right person for the right time in a particular situation, this looks to be another. We'll come out of this because we are Americans, and so is our leader. Posted by: irongrampa Right-on Right-on Right-on, irongrampa. Esp earned respect. Knack of finding the right man at the right time - God willing, may it always be so. Happy Easter, irongrampa. Thanks for your contributions here.
Posted by: mindful webworker 468
Hey, feel lucky, it was not only an underwhelming Easter for me.
It was my fucking underwhelming birthday. Posted by: Romeo13 I feel ya, buddy, that's the only kind I get anymore. But at least we get to see them, which is something.
Posted by: Brother Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2020 01:23 AM (KATBx) 470
468 Hey, feel lucky, it was not only an underwhelming Easter for me.
It was my fucking underwhelming birthday. Posted by: Romeo13 I feel ya, buddy, that's the only kind I get anymore. But at least we get to see them, which is something. Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at April 13, 2020 01:23 AM (CUU+W) Last year, as I sat at the top of GunBarrel (black diamond ski run at Heavenly Valley in Tahoe) I made it a goal to ski a black diamond run on my birthday, as long as I was able. Still able. Resorts were closed. I mean, come on universe? I whole PLAGUE to stop my goal from completion??? (sarc) Posted by: Romeo13 at April 13, 2020 01:25 AM (NgKpN) 471
Birthdays have become a gift to celebrate with others. Once I turned 29 they are all the same. Or I forgot how they were different. Or I just forgot.
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 13, 2020 01:27 AM (Jzz++) 472
Romeo13, happy birthday anyway. :-)
Rhomboid, yeah the LA County Supes are getting weird IMHO. I personally will be very angry if this SIP order gets extended again even one day past May 15. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2020 01:29 AM (L2ZTs) 473
Bill Cunningham was on the radio interviewing his buddy Mike DeWine, governor of Ohio. He was talking about hoping about thinking about maybe gradually opening things up a little tiny bit around May 15. Maybe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:33 AM (aKsyK) "8 weeks to to stop the spread... maybe, could be longer." Posted by: Serious Cat, disappointed Arby's customer at April 13, 2020 01:31 AM (zqs/f) 474
I mean, come on universe? I whole PLAGUE to stop my goal from completion??? (sarc) Posted by: Romeo13 at April 13, 2020 01:25 AM (NgKpN) Romeo, I've skied gun barrel. The universe did you a favor, in fact I think stopping you from skiing that run was the purpose of this virus. Or maybe not. Happy Birthday you spry young Romeo! Posted by: Pete Bog at April 13, 2020 01:31 AM (Jzz++) 475
Tonight, instead of watching a movie, I listened to The Beach Boys' Smile Sessions, which contains an approximation of what Brian thinks Smile most likely would have sounded like, if it had actually been completed in 1967.
Pretty interesting. Glad Brian is still around. Still, the fact that thanks to drugs his mind was pretty much gone from 1965 to 1995... such a sad waste. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2020 01:31 AM (L2ZTs) 476
Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight. Again, I hope everyone had a good Easter.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2020 01:34 AM (L2ZTs) 477
On Easter Sunday, Pope Francis sent a letter to leaders of social movements promoting "structural changes" to the "economy of exclusion and inequality." Among other things, he encouraged these activists to use the coronavirus crisis as an opportunity to spur radical change and launch a "humanistic and ecological conversion." He also endorsed the idea of a universal basic income (UBI), championed by former Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:41 AM (aKsyK) Pope Frankie would be cheered at the DNC convention, unlike Pope Benedict XVI who would be booed off the stage. Tells you all you need to know about Pope Frankie as well as the Dems. Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2020 01:35 AM (Y8PSl) 478
That doesn't make any sense Posted by: Tony Clifton at April 13, 2020 01:15 AM (flINI) --- it does if you are a fan. They're OK the last days of May, but I'll be breathing dry air I'm leaving soon, the others are already there. You wouldn't be interested in coming along, instead of staying here? It's said the West is nice this time of year, that's what they say. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 01:36 AM (5ua3Z) 479
405 >>> Fauci talking about a "graduated re-start of the country in Mid-May at the earliest...
Posted by: kbdabear How the fuck is he and all the other officials in Federal and state government still managing to ge their hair neatly trimmed through all this "stop the spread"? It seems like a trivial thing, but it's infuriating seeing that they obviously have access to hair cutters when regular people are in SERIOUS need of a trim. I start my first day of work tomorrow but am admittedly embarrassed how long and big my hair has gotten. It looks silly! Posted by: Serious Cat, disappointed Arby's customer at April 13, 2020 01:38 AM (zqs/f) Posted by: Pete Bog at April 13, 2020 01:39 AM (Jzz++) 481
Hey, feel lucky, it was not only an underwhelming Easter for me.
It was my fucking underwhelming birthday. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 13, 2020 01:18 AM (NgKpN) --- even worse! you aren't a Taurus. /condolences Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 01:39 AM (5ua3Z) 482
Romeo13.
Mine was eight days ago. Under fucking whelming, indeed. EXCEPT FOR the salutations of Teh Horde! Pro-tip? Next year, announce on the "day before" when the ONT puts you past midnight. And then on one of the morning/day threads. And again on your day's actual ONT. It's marketing 101. Number of Impressions is the major metric here. Do it right and you might even get a present. One of the 'ettes offered to email me a B.J., but I declined. Ain't no way I'm gonna wreck my junk with trying to shove it into that tiny USB port! /snrk Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2020 01:39 AM (QzJWU) 483
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2020 01:39 AM (QzJWU)
--- where are you in the conversion of your B-day gift a year or two back? Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 01:41 AM (5ua3Z) 484
Presuming you get people to stop littering....what is the problem with plastic? Seriously? When you are done with it take it to a landfill where it will sit with everything else (which also won't degrade in a landfill despite its nominal ability to do so outside of a landfill).
Also, stop sending sh*t to China to recycle. If it isn't worth doing, and it isn't because you are shipping it to China, they are going to throw it in the ocean you f*cking idiots. Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2020 01:41 AM (WdocV) 485
>>> I start my first day of work tomorrow but am admittedly embarrassed how long and big my hair has gotten. It looks silly!
Posted by: Serious Cat MWGA: Make Wahl's Great Again. Glad to know there is one advantage to being a Mr. Clean look-a-like. Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 13, 2020 01:43 AM (66UcN) 486
So they've launched the super scary Kung Flu Grippe fever and they've not got a way to say "oops, never mind" even though it is not the promised Angel of Death.
How do you say "I'm sorry but China is Asshoe" and my apologies to the world! Posted by: Pete Bog at April 13, 2020 01:44 AM (Jzz++) 487
i don't celebrate my infliction day: i had plans on my 30th, and, instead almost died in a Huey coming back from 29 Stumps holding a trash bag full of urine samples.
for the big 50, herself, knowing full well i hate surprises, planned a surprise party for me. it did not go well, to the point where we really haven't entertained since then. so yeah, F "celebrating" that day. it's when the pain started. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 01:44 AM (5ua3Z) 488
Tis time.
If I may, I'd like to suggest a prayer for the man in the Oval Office or perhaps an e-mail, letter, a phone call-- thanking him and letting him know we have his back--I'm positive he would appreciate it. Meanwhile remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. Our heritage requires it. Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well. Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2020 01:46 AM (KATBx) Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 01:51 AM (uEbPt) 490
6-4-3 Turn Two, happens that I'm expecting a Wahl trimmer any day now. Actually had another brand for many (20?) years, thing just conked out a few months ago, of course. Hadn't bothered to replace it yet. Have only ever used one for small touch-ups, not hair cutting. Will be interesting to see how I do. But I generally get it cut very short now (more comfortable), and there's less of it (ahemm), so I can probably do OK. Won't look like a prisoner at the Kolyma gulag, anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2020 01:51 AM (El6T/) 491
For giggles, and deep insight into the soul of America, have browsed around a few sites to check on gunz/ammo panic.
Seems like still plenty of ammo, just not as much selection as usual. But every standard load I looked for was available from a known source. Pretty surprised to find some components a bit lacking. A few popular powders, still available, but barely. Primers a bit better - not much selection, but still out there. Puzzled by the reloading component side here. Ammo/gun side, ahh, OK, whatever, and I don't mind more gun ownership or a boost to the industry. Even if the current situation is precisely the opposite of civil disorder. But powder? Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2020 01:56 AM (El6T/) 492
How the fuck is he and all the other officials in
Federal and state government still managing to ge their hair neatly trimmed through all this "stop the spread"? It seems like a trivial thing, but it's infuriating seeing that they obviously have access to hair cutters when regular people are in SERIOUS need of a trim. I start my first day of work tomorrow but am admittedly embarrassed how long and big my hair has gotten. It looks silly! Posted by: Serious Cat, disappointed Arby's customer at April 13, 2020 01:38 AM (zqs/f) Yeah the wife's hair is getting long. I always liked it longer, but she keeps it just below the shoulder length, so its kind of cool seeing it longer like it used to be. Mine is way longer, so it growing is business as usual for me. I DO get monthly slight trims to keep it even, so the sucky part for me is that another month of this shit and I'll be fishing it out my coffee cup. The very front stretched out goes right below my chin. Thats definitely in coffee cup territory. My guess is I'll gradually burn it away when the wind blows it in front of my cigarette. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 01:58 AM (9Om/r) 493
..where are you in the conversion of your B-day gift a year or two back?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 01:41 AM (5ua3Z) Barrel: have Stock: have Timney Trigger: have GUNSMITH: Finding one who doesn't want to charge Bespoke H&H prices, pending. Oh, and I've GOT the 7x57 Redding Dies, too. One thing I've found. "Sporterizing" .mil-surp rifles was an everyday thing in the '50s n' 60s. Common in the '70s, and still active in the '80s. Since then, it's become rare. Try to find today, gunsmith with the tools and heat-sink paste who can re-forge a bolt handle to clear a scope. Or who can drill and tap receiver rings for standard scope mounts. They're damn few, is what I'm telling you, here. Damn few. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2020 02:00 AM (QzJWU) 494
Berserker, the answer: 1970s-style running headband. Or one of those Japanese numbers, with the blood red hinomaru in front and the chicken scratchings along the side, tied around your head.
You could add a sword to your belt to complete the look. Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2020 02:01 AM (El6T/) 495
it does if you are a fan.
They're OK the last days of May, but I'll be breathing dry air I'm leaving soon, the others are already there. You wouldn't be interested in coming along, instead of staying here? It's said the West is nice this time of year, that's what they say. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 01:36 AM (5ua3Z) A rock through a window doesn't come with a kiss.Rhyme and reason never argue with a fist. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 02:06 AM (ufFY8) 496
Berserker, the answer: 1970s-style running headband. Or one of those Japanese numbers, with the blood red hinomaru in front and the chicken scratchings along the side, tied around your head. You could add a sword to your belt to complete the look. Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2020 02:01 AM (El6T/) Great, so I get to be an anime character. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 02:13 AM (9Om/r) 497
A rock through a window doesn't come with a kiss.Rhyme and reason never argue with a fist.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 02:06 AM (ufFY --- and i ONT because i love the night... Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 02:15 AM (5ua3Z) 498
Try to find today, gunsmith with the tools and heat-sink paste who can re-forge a bolt handle to clear a scope.
Or who can drill and tap receiver rings for standard scope mounts. They're damn few, is what I'm telling you, here. Damn few. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2020 02:00 AM (QzJWU) They're out there, but you'll be able to drive a Kenworth out your ass by the time you pay for it. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 02:16 AM (9Om/r) 499
..Great, so I get to be an anime character. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 02:13 AM (9Om/r) ** They're out there, but you'll be able to drive a Kenworth out your ass by the time you pay for it. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 02:16 AM (9Om/r) Ima gonna take the Kalishnikitty image, and replace the AK with some kind of 'lectric gee tar image, and call it: Berserker Kitty. You're gonna be famous, dude. Just not like you'd hoped. /snrk and /lol Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX /hasta la nite nite, horde! Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2020 02:21 AM (QzJWU) 500
Wandered away, came back to say gnite.
I would be remiss in my commenter sorcerous duties if I did not leave you with this bit of history I stumbled across by yootoob searching "time psychedelicize"... Chambers Brothers - Time Has Come Today (Live extended version) ~15m From a 1969 German tv ("Swing In") broadcast of a live concert at the Fillmore East, NY. Full of cheesy b&w light show, layered video special effects (pre-200 Motels Zappa!), yoko-ono-ish stoned screaming, and lots of cowbell - otherwise, it kinda stands up pretty good as acid rock. https://youtu.be/CsBwBct0_5U Zzzz--__... z... hicckup... zzzz...___
Posted by: mindful webworker 501
Presuming you get people to stop littering....what is the problem with plastic? Seriously? When you are done with it take it to a landfill where it will sit with everything else (which also won't degrade in a landfill despite its nominal ability to do so outside of a landfill).
Also, stop sending sh*t to China to recycle. If it isn't worth doing, and it isn't because you are shipping it to China, they are going to throw it in the ocean you f*cking idiots. Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2020 01:41 AM (WdocV) We went from paper to plastic to save the trees. Now we're going from plastic to paper/reusable (disease vector) bags to save the planet. Only in lefty world does that make any fucking sense. Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2020 02:22 AM (Y8PSl) 502
I think the plastic bag bans are over in most places for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 02:29 AM (uEbPt) 503
Romeo, I've skied gun barrel. The universe did you a favor, in fact I think stopping you from skiing that run was the purpose of this virus.
Or maybe not. Happy Birthday you spry young Romeo! Posted by: Pete Bog at April 13, 2020 01:31 AM (Jzz++) LOL, I first skied GunBarrel at 18... 43 Years ago. I used to average about 30 days a year on the slopes. Lived in Colorado for 15 years. Season passes are the bomb. So iconic runs, like GunBarrel, or Dragonsback at Mammoth, or the Bowls at Vail, or backside of Keystone, bottom of Bear Mountain, or the left Ridge at A-Basin? Those were my hangouts for many years. Now? I'm a half day skier because of the knees, but that half day is still pretty fun! /smile Posted by: Romeo13 at April 13, 2020 02:31 AM (NgKpN) 504
We went from paper to plastic to save the trees.
Now we're going from plastic to paper/reusable (disease vector) bags to save the planet. Only in lefty world does that make any fucking sense. Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2020 02:22 AM (Y8PSl) --- and pulp mills don't use "old forest" to make bags, cardboard, chipboard, napkins, TP or paper towels. we *GROW* forests of such trees, as crops, that have been designed to be perfect for such use. see Weasel Acres, for instance. the Luddites are willfully ignorant. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 02:32 AM (5ua3Z) 505
it does if you are a fan.
They're OK the last days of May, but I'll be breathing dry air I'm leaving soon, the others are already there. You wouldn't be interested in coming along, instead of staying here? It's said the West is nice this time of year, that's what they say. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 01:36 AM (5ua3Z) One of my favorite rock ballads, even if it is about a drug deal gone bad : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyLMgIR69G4 It's right up there with ELP's Lucky Man, a much nobler endeavor : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89g1P_J40JA Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 02:45 AM (Z4rgH) 506
I think the plastic bag bans are over in most places for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 02:29 AM (uEbPt) Last I read, NY State's plastic bag ban has only been delayed until a July 1 implementation (from March 1 originally), not rescinded in its entirety. One big reason for that, I think, is that NY State was going to charge a nickel a bag (with a small number of exceptions like a bag for raw meat from a grocery, take out, e.g.), with two cents going to the state and three cents going to the locality (or it could be vice-a-versa, but who cares?, it's still a nickel a bag either way). I don't think NY State wants to give up yet another money grubbing opportunity. Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2020 02:49 AM (Y8PSl) 507
and i ONT because i love the night...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 02:15 AM (5ua3Z) Fourth time around is the last time around. There's nothing else to say. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 02:52 AM (ufFY8) 508
Last I read, NY State's plastic bag ban has only been delayed until a July 1 implementation (from March 1 originally), not rescinded in its entirety. One big reason for that, I think, is that NY State was going to charge a nickel a bag (with a small number of exceptions like a bag for raw meat from a grocery, take out, e.g.), with two cents going to the state and three cents going to the locality (or it could be vice-a-versa, but who cares?, it's still a nickel a bag either way). I don't think NY State wants to give up yet another money grubbing opportunity.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2020 02:49 AM (Y8PSl) Cocksuckers, one and all. I suppose they are calling it a 'deposit', with no returns. Well, I have some 'return' suggestions. Why Yes, it DOES involve rectal matters. *repeats vow to NEVER visit the State of NY again* **I'd rather tour an active leper colony** ***At least there is a cure for leprosy*** Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 02:59 AM (Z4rgH) 509
Fourth time around is the last time around.
There's nothing else to say. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 02:52 AM (ufFY --- The entry to lost vestibule Opens on the bay An instant shape of mercury Lost and then retained An instant is an eyelash Caught on the tide Imaginos! Below this bay And then besides... Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 03:03 AM (5ua3Z) 510
Who among us hasn't done something similar to that beer drinking-spilling chick? I raise my hand, and if truth be known, I would have to raise my hand again and again. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 13, 2020 03:11 AM (sy5kK) 511
*repeats vow to NEVER visit the State of NY again*
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 02:59 AM (Z4rgH) Hell, if we are hit with another 9/11-type of terror event, I don't want the Fed government to pay us any money -- for anything. If we need body bags, let the bankrupt (thanks to union pensions) state pay for them. NYS and NYC should be made to stand on their own two left feet. It's also funny how Governor Fredo the Elder has been touted by lefties as a 'moderate' replacement for ol' Sundowner Joe at the DNC Convention because even rabid lefties know ol' Gropin' Joe ain't got a snowball's chance in hell of beating OrangeManBad. The 'conservatives need to get the hell out of New York because we don't need your kind here' moderate Governor Fredo the Elder. I'm quite certain that quote will go down the memory hole if Governor Fredo the Elder is switched in as the 'moderate' (because he has a chance to beat OrangeManBad) Dem presidential nominee. Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2020 03:14 AM (Y8PSl) 512
138 I've been wondering why Bill Gates can't shut his piehole lately.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2020 11:07 PM (vs2ae) Because the national shutdown is Bill Gates lab experiment. And remember, Bill is a dues-paying member of the Democrat Party. Just sayin'. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 13, 2020 03:15 AM (sy5kK) 513
Chambers Brothers - Time Has Come Today (Live extended version) ~15m
From a 1969 German tv ("Swing In") broadcast of a live concert at the Fillmore East, NY. Full of cheesy bw light show, layered video special effects (pre-200 Motels Zappa!), yoko-ono-ish stoned screaming, and lots of cowbell - otherwise, it kinda stands up pretty good as acid rock. https://youtu.be/CsBwBct0_5U Nice - thanks Posted by: Vertov at April 13, 2020 03:33 AM (2GyrM) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2020 03:39 AM (f1Vqw) 515
Yikes! Be safe publius
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 03:40 AM (N4ZRs) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 03:45 AM (5ua3Z) 517
It's not close to me here yet. Two tornadoes. One in Clemson, one in Northern Greenville County. Another hour and all of should be blown through and over. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2020 03:49 AM (f1Vqw) 518
Earlier Vendette said it was scary-bad in Mississippi (i think). Has she checked in since?
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 03:50 AM (N4ZRs) 519
She's so fine... there's no tellin' where the money went.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 03:56 AM (Z4rgH) 520
We have had rain all night, it sounds more like sleet or ice, now.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 03:58 AM (N4ZRs) 521
The system that spawned the tornado in Clemson has now moved into Greenville. Downton is under a tornado warning. It's fairly calm down here, some wind, some rain, some lightning and thunder. Looking up to the NE, I can see the mess over Greenville. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2020 04:05 AM (f1Vqw) 522
Good Morning Morons today is Monday, April 13, 2020. On this day in 1976 the United States Treasury Department reintroduced the two-dollar bill as a Federal Reserve Note on Thomas Jefferson's 233rd birthday as part of the United States Bicentennial celebration. It did not last long because merchants did not like it because the cash registers did not have a slot for them. Technically they are still issued but not many of them are out there.
Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 04:12 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 04:13 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 04:13 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 04:13 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 04:14 AM (mpXpK) 527
Barr is taking action against local gov officials who single out religious services to enforce 'stay at home'.
https://tinyurl.com/wqgljzq Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 04:14 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 04:15 AM (mpXpK) 529
Trump slams Piss Wallace at Fox News. Sorry Trump, Piss Wallace has always been a dick.
https://tinyurl.com/ukastbu Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 04:15 AM (mpXpK) 530
Commie Pope uses the koronakrap to push the so-called Universal Basic Wage, a favorite of commies all over the world.
https://tinyurl.com/skc2vq7 Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 04:15 AM (mpXpK) 531
RAMIREZ (yesterday's from Go comics, the Ramirez web site is down today.
https://tinyurl.com/vstws73 And that's it for today. Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 04:16 AM (mpXpK) 532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-MdiUm1_Y
Kashmir -- 2007 live Two best comments from the top: This can cure coronavirus. This is my neighbor's favorite song whether he likes it or not. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 04:21 AM (Z4rgH) Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 04:25 AM (N4ZRs) 534
When i listen to Zeppelin, my neighbor does too?
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 04:25 AM (N4ZRs)z --- so it is written, so shall it be! Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2020 04:29 AM (5ua3Z) 535
My old sterio is in my outbuilding, I could make the neighborhood listen to Led Zeppelin whenever I want.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 04:31 AM (ZCEU2) 536
Since our across the street neighbor died, we don't have much loud music here. He played the guitar, his son the drums. They were pretty good.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 04:34 AM (N4ZRs) 537
Not figuring it out yet but deaths in NJ have gone done now 3 days in a row, NY finally I think had a lower count than day before but need to add them up to see if the whole country has a lower count than day before 2 days in a row.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 04:35 AM (ZCEU2) 538
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Not figuring it out yet but deaths in NJ have gone done now 3 days in a row, NY finally I think had a lower count than day before but need to add them up to see if the whole country has a lower count than day before 2 days in a row. Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 04:35 AM (ZCEU2) Michigan is doing something similar. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2020 04:37 AM (ufFY8) 539
I know my hearing loss is due to loud music, engines, firearms so responsibly do not listen to music at ear splitting level anymore.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 04:38 AM (ZCEU2) 540
WHADDYA SAY SKIP?
I know I've list some level of hearing, but it's not too bad yet. Forgot to say, neighbor played Zeppelin- he could sing well, too. Kind of miss it Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 04:41 AM (N4ZRs) 541
Pennsylvania dropped back to previous weeks numbers. We had in 1 day 109 then 78 whereas usulally every day was in the 20s
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 04:43 AM (ZCEU2) 542
Watched a video on YT taken by a guy on a bike of the strip in Vegas. Unreal, maybe a dozen people on the sidewalk the whole length of the strip.Shinny new casino/hotel standing tall on the northern end of the strip, millions to build it, opens early 2021. Hopefully.
Posted by: colin at April 13, 2020 04:45 AM (bYEBA) Posted by: JT at April 13, 2020 04:46 AM (arJlL) Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 04:49 AM (N4ZRs) 545
CNN starting the push that President Trump should have banned Chinese sooner. They all screamed racism when he did do it.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 04:52 AM (ZCEU2) 546
When i listen to Zeppelin, my neighbor does too?
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 04:25 AM (N4ZRs) With a large enough amp, the world is your oyster. I'm from the generation where both my parents AND my kids said Turn that shit down. The kids phrased it slightly nicer, as they still liked eating, and wanted that to continue. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 04:52 AM (Z4rgH) 547
I'm sleeping less these days than when I am working. I haved no reason to be up, but still am often waking up in the 4am hour anyway.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 04:55 AM (ZCEU2) Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 04:56 AM (Z4rgH) Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 04:58 AM (Z4rgH) 550
GnuBreed, my kids did the same if I cranked it in the car. Weird. I KNOW they are my kids...
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 04:58 AM (N4ZRs) 551
Skip, I'm sleeping less and still working. Gotta be underlying stress of all this
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 05:00 AM (N4ZRs) Posted by: JT at April 13, 2020 05:04 AM (arJlL) 553
Raining here. Supposed to be warmer than yesterday
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 05:05 AM (ZCEU2) 554
In my household, we had NO days.
If you've had kids, you know the incessant requests. Can I haz a cookie? Can I get a candy bar at the checkout line? Can I haz popcorn? Can we watch Barney? And so on, to infinity and back. So, sometimes "we" had NO days. Whatever they wanted, the answer was NO. This, of course, led to interesting conversations. One asked for something, and the answer was NO. Next question -- Is this a NO day? Best answer -- Maaaaaybe. Leave 'em guessin' usually. Then there were the amateur 'reverse psychology' questions. Can I not have a cookie? Yup, you guessed it. Lotsa fun. The kids got a kick out of it too. The kids spent all day trying to outsmart the NO days. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 05:10 AM (Z4rgH) 555
americanthinker.com/brits deem wuhan virus lab origin credible
https://tinyurl.com/s4ws6tv Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 05:14 AM (ZCEU2) 556
Funny, GnuBreed.
I so miss the days when my 3 were younger. Used to shake things up, too. Dessert 1st today! Or a scoop of ice cream on their cereal instead of milk. Funny pictures drawn on the inside of their lunch bags. I guess they still turned out OK despite their silly mom Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 05:15 AM (N4ZRs) 557
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 13, 2020 05:16 AM (Dhht7) 558
Time to head out.
Praying on the way for our president to make the right decisions. Make it a good day, all Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 05:18 AM (N4ZRs) 559
Have a blessed day, MLiI.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 13, 2020 05:22 AM (Dhht7) Posted by: JT at April 13, 2020 05:27 AM (arJlL) 561
Good morning, Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2020 05:30 AM (NGm/n) 562
Funny, GnuBreed.
I so miss the days when my 3 were younger. Used to shake things up, too. Dessert 1st today! Or a scoop of ice cream on their cereal instead of milk. Funny pictures drawn on the inside of their lunch bags. I guess they still turned out OK despite their silly mom Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 05:15 AM (N4ZRs) The wife would occasionally declare "I'm not Mom" days. Mom isn't home today. "Mom, she hit me." Mom isn't here today. Go away. Mom will be home 'soon'. Moms all celebrate their kids' first word, usually 'Mom'. Not too long after, they begin to regret it. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 05:31 AM (Z4rgH) 563
Good morning.
Reading about above about the vegan protest and the guy with the box of KFC, the articles writes; "protesting the meat industry by showing videos of animals being slaughtered in the middle of the sidewalk." I guess I'd be a little upset too if they were slaughtering animals in the middle of a sidewalk. Was it a wet market? Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 05:33 AM (vd8XM) 564
Sean Spicier tweets;
"I like how they've gone from "a border wall is too restricting" to berating anyone for wanting to go to work Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 05:37 AM (vd8XM) 565
"I like how they've gone from "a border wall is too restricting" to berating anyone for wanting to go to work
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 05:37 AM (vd8XM) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. " Ralph Waldo Emerson Ralph was a transcendentalist philosopher, and a dumbass. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 05:44 AM (Z4rgH) 566
I think they deem you "unscience" if you want to go back to work.
Posted by: Case at April 13, 2020 05:45 AM (tWAkG) 567
Ralph is the prayer uttered by an overimbiber, as he/she addresses the porcelain throne.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2020 05:48 AM (Z4rgH) 568
That Grannies definitely gotta squeezbox and played it all night long,her preference were foot long weiners. Time for my Zinc bath..here granny scratch my itch. Posted by: saf at April 13, 2020 05:50 AM (5IHGB) 569
I predict this is the week Pres. Trump starts overruling the CDC and their guidelines and starts opening up things.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 13, 2020 05:52 AM (4thlk) 570
Tired but hungry
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 05:53 AM (ZCEU2) 571
Despite the lockdown, quite a few Chicagoans had the ability to do some murderin' this past week
23 shot and killed 56 shot and wounded. Probably classified as Woohoo flu deaths now Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 06:03 AM (vd8XM) 572
Earlier Vendette said it was scary-bad in Mississippi (i think). Has she checked in since?
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 13, 2020 03:50 AM (N4ZRs) Hello! I actually live in VA; the Louisiana and Mississippi weather posts were sourced from up-to-the-second stuff being posted on a website filled with weather geeks, including professional weather people. When some of them are going "Oh, @*#!" it's serious. Thanks for thinking of me, though! Posted by: Vendette at April 13, 2020 06:03 AM (nRNOc) 573
Impeach President Fauci!
Posted by: George Kaplan at April 13, 2020 06:05 AM (MX4n0) 574
Pouring rain here, might as well get up, can always take a nap later.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 06:08 AM (ZCEU2) 575
South Range in Houghton County for the chainsaw repulse of a home invasion, eh? That hoser from downstate (Warren) was lucky he wasn't delimbed and run through a wood chipper. Do not mess with Yoopers! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2020 06:13 AM (pNxlR) 576
Thank you Lord for another day.
Looks wet and miserable but it is a day above the ground regardless. And Shop Vacs. Shop Vacs are handy. Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2020 06:14 AM (2orW4) 577
Raining heavily here in Delaware. Maybe Ol' Puddin' Head will get flooded in his basement. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2020 06:14 AM (pNxlR) 578
569 I predict this is the week Pres. Trump starts overruling the CDC and their guidelines and starts opening up things.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 13, 2020 05:52 AM (4thlk) I sure hope so. It hasn't affected my life much, actually, but not working and having to stay home would really work on my nerves. Some people like it, but I would not be one of them. Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2020 06:21 AM (2orW4) 579
There have been 2 dollar bills for a lot longer than that. I remember by friend stealing one from a stack of them his dad had. This was 1969.
Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2020 06:25 AM (2BZBZ) 580
2 dollar bills were popular at the race track (horses).
Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2020 06:29 AM (2BZBZ) 581
The Babylon Bee story is a classic. Right, we've crucified him and put him in a tomb, but he broke the rules, so now we're going to quarantine him. WTF???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 13, 2020 06:30 AM (rpbg1) 582
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There have been 2 dollar bills for a lot longer than that. I remember by friend stealing one from a stack of them his dad had. This was 1969. Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2020 06:25 AM (2BZBZ) Well it did say "reissued". They had quit printing them. Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 06:32 AM (mpXpK) 583
DAMNIT!!! No quoting Blue Oyster Cult songs unless I'm notified so I can participate.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 13, 2020 06:37 AM (KAi1n) 584
Remember legionaires disease? Whom do I sue for social justice? Legionaires are people too.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 13, 2020 06:39 AM (KAi1n) 585
21,697 deaths, 1,834 more, more than day before
NY 9,385, 758 more last day. NJ 1,487, only 187 so is 3rd day with lower deaths Pa 507, has moved from 12th this whole time to 10th. 109 in a day couple days ago was a big jump. Only 13 more in last day Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 06:40 AM (ZCEU2) 586
I find it interesting that for once our "betters" are concerned about the masses as individuals and insisting that we self-isolate to insure that we don't develop any viral herd immunity amongst the "deplorables"!
Herd immunity would really cut into the rationale for mandated vaccinations, citizen ID cards, and BigPharma profits from vaccine sales. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 13, 2020 06:40 AM (BiNEL) 587
A lot of really bad storms here yesterday evening. Had two tornado warnings about three hours apart. The road I use to get to the highway flooded out. I have lived here twenty years and that road has never flooded. What a mess.
Posted by: Case at April 13, 2020 06:41 AM (tWAkG) 588
T storm hitting me here right now.
Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2020 06:44 AM (2BZBZ) 589
NY & NJ still have %54 of the total deaths in the country.
Heard a account in Philadelphia's Legionares disease how the usual drug to treat it killed the first patients until some unconventional drug was tried found to work extremely well though though not officially sanctioned. Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 06:46 AM (ZCEU2) 590
578 "Some people like it, but I would not be one of them."
One thing this showed me is how quickly and easily people will give up their freedom and obey their masters. In the beginning you could understand it because of our limited knowledge of how it spreads but after three weeks of failed models you would think people would have had enough. Posted by: lowandslow at April 13, 2020 06:47 AM (4thlk) 591
Over here, channel 6 radar map shows a break for me.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 06:47 AM (ZCEU2) 592
My cousin in York County used a crossbow to defend himself . At least that's what the police report said.
Posted by: Ass Chum at April 13, 2020 06:48 AM (q1SZO) 593
https://6abc.com/weather/doppler/stormtracker-6---west-view/
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 06:48 AM (ZCEU2) 594
Action News!!! That nice Jim O'Brien boy!!!! Is he still doing the weather?
Posted by: Ass Chum at April 13, 2020 06:49 AM (q1SZO) 595
585 Pa 507, has moved from 12th this whole time to 10th. 109 in a day couple days ago was a big jump. Only 13 more in last day
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 06:40 AM (ZCEU2) Did they die from C19 or with it? It's like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. The world may never know. Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2020 06:49 AM (2orW4) 596
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One thing this showed me is how quickly and easily people will give up their freedom and obey their masters. In the beginning you could understand it because of our limited knowledge of how it spreads but after three weeks of failed models you would think people would have had enough. Posted by: lowandslow at April 13, 2020 06:47 AM (4thlk) Yeah, this. Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2020 06:50 AM (2orW4) 597
In the beginning you could understand it because of our limited knowledge of how it spreads but after three weeks of failed models you would think people would have had enough.
Posted by: lowandslow This. What I wondered from the beginning was, what numbers are we looking at to see if what is being done is actually doing any good. Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 06:52 AM (vd8XM) 598
Didn't Pence tell his team to stop going on cnn because they stopped showing the daily briefing?
If so, why was fauci on there spouting lies about Trump yesterday? Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2020 06:53 AM (JUOKG) 599
Hey there! Posted by: Gooshy at April 13, 2020 06:53 AM (8G8b8) 600
"Rainy Days and Mondays . . ."
The promised rain, 80% then 50%, never really materialized. Last night I went out to my car about dusk, and saw rain beading on it, but the ground seemed dry. (Well, as dry as it ever gets in this steambath.) Here's hoping those of you with strong weather don't lose power or worse. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 13, 2020 06:54 AM (rpbg1) 601
Massive thunder-boomer going here now. My lights are flickering on and off.
Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2020 06:54 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 06:56 AM (ZCEU2) 603
Crowder points out that, per the CDC, deaths from flu and pneumonia have plummeted to near zero this year! Well, that's good news, eh? Posted by: Gooshy at April 13, 2020 06:56 AM (8G8b8) 604
After 3 weeks at home, everyone is heading into the factory. Lots of union guys calling the local news last night bitching about "we don't have enough PPE", "we don't have training on this", "I don't trust the non-union janitors to clean properly", "the store room won't issue me a crate of face masks","management won't tell us how to protect ourselves at work"
It's amazing how the normal complaints fit every situation including this one. Posted by: Downcast at April 13, 2020 06:57 AM (xgpfE) 605
"598 Didn't Pence tell his team to stop going on cnn because they stopped showing the daily briefing?"
Because Pence is a hopelessly oblivious un-warrior who's never said "boo" to the media and, as far as I can tell in his four years of in the administration, about the last guy I would pick to head this task force. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 13, 2020 06:58 AM (H8QX8) 606
Trimming the hair: I've been running my old Hair-Wiz, with the last of the new blades (bought on eBay in '05 but never used). It thins out some of the undergrowth, but my hair is still longer than I like.
I have a beard trimmer, so that's okay. And plenty of double-edge old-school razor blades for my 6 safety razors, plenty of soap and cream, etc. If I were low on soap or cream, good ol' Barbasol cream in a can works just fine. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 13, 2020 06:59 AM (rpbg1) 607
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4th whats that like aluminium or tin maybe antimony or lithium or maybe one of the heavy metal like lead or osmium I will wear this metal with honor and pride. I will never ever pawn it off for a downtown blowjob (unless I get desperate) nor will I shake and dangle it to taunt others but wear it as a badge of courage so that other might see that their efforts are not vain. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:01 AM (JFO2v) 608
607 4 [532 comments] 'rhennigantx'
4th whats that like aluminium or tin maybe antimony or lithium or maybe one of the heavy metal like lead or osmium Chinese Pot Metal Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2020 07:05 AM (2orW4) 609
604 After 3 weeks at home, everyone is heading into the factory. Lots of union guys calling the local news last night bitching about "we don't have enough PPE", "we don't have training on this", "I don't trust the non-union janitors to clean properly", "the store room won't issue me a crate of face masks","management won't tell us how to protect ourselves at work"
It's amazing how the normal complaints fit every situation including this one. Posted by: Downcast at April 13, 2020 06:57 AM (xgpfE) PPE is 100% your responsibility. I have a go bag with my boots, vest, hard hat, mask, etc from living on Navy bases doing work. Prolly a roll of shit paper, condoms, and babywipes in there too. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:05 AM (JFO2v) 610
Chinese Pot Metal
Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2020 07:05 AM (2orW4) I noticed where it touches my skin I have a greenish scaly patch. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v) 611
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Crowder points out that, per the CDC, deaths from flu and pneumonia have plummeted to near zero this year! Well, that's good news, eh? Posted by: Gooshy at April 13, 2020 06:56 AM (8G8b Yep Flu A and B were 105 and 75 last week. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:08 AM (JFO2v) 612
600 "Rainy Days and Mondays . . ."
People make fun of the Carpenters. But Karen could throw down. I wonder if she would have lived would she have become more of a rocker. Superstar is haunting. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v) 613
I noticed where it touches my skin I have a greenish scaly patch.
Posted by: rhennigantx That means it's working! Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM) 614
So, last week was supposed to be the worst thing ever to happen to us, eh? Personally, I've been through worse. In fact, this one time at band camp.... Posted by: Gooshy at April 13, 2020 07:10 AM (8G8b8) 615
Happy Dyngus Day Horde. Have a beer and Polish sausage. Hardest hit are the politicians since Dyngus Day had become a big campaigning day for the pols. No mass gatherings in the Polish areas of MI, IL or IN today due to the WuFlu. Hubby and I will celebrate it with a beer or two. No true Polish sausage or pierogis here since the WuFlu canceled our trip to my home town to buy the essentials.
And to those east of me, stay safe. The storms that rolled through during the night were awful. Pray for those in TX, LA, MS and AL that were hit hard last night. Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 13, 2020 07:11 AM (iPBiQ) 616
Antimony is metal that you send to your ex once a month......
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2020 07:14 AM (arJlL) 617
The drug (HCq) thing is total bullshit. I was in med field in 80s. They were throwing everything against what would be AIDs. They were giving doses of gentamycin that would kill a horse.
My wife was management at outpatient therapy clinics across DFW. She had to dress nice back then. Prolly ruined a piece fo clothing every month with bleach. We survived. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v) 618
616 Antimony is metal that you send to your ex once a month......
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2020 07:14 AM (arJlL) HA! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:16 AM (JFO2v) 619
Got up, started moving around, went to the bathroom. Looked in the mirror and I have achieved the Boris Johnson look. If my Governor doesn't allow the barbers to open, he goes from hero to zero.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 13, 2020 07:18 AM (C1Lsn) 620
616 Antimony is metal that you send to your ex once a month......
............... Well it IS used as an (old) Flame Retardant. Posted by: Molly k. at April 13, 2020 07:19 AM (pufNE) 621
6 shot at California party that violated stay-at-home order, drew hundreds
theme was tacos and 9s Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v) 622
619 Got up, started moving around, went to the bathroom. Looked in the mirror and I have achieved the Boris Johnson look. If my Governor doesn't allow the barbers to open, he goes from hero to zero.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 13, 2020 07:18 AM (C1Lsn) going for the Lost look myself Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:20 AM (JFO2v) 623
621 If any of the lead infected die, it will be chalked up to Covid19.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 13, 2020 07:21 AM (C1Lsn) 624
Well it IS used as an (old) Flame Retardant.
Posted by: Molly k. Lol 1 Hiya Molly ! How was your Easter ? Posted by: JT at April 13, 2020 07:25 AM (arJlL) 625
If any of the lead infected die, it will be chalked up to Covid19.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 13, 2020 07:21 AM --- Yep because the Fed is reimbursing hospitals 110% of the Medicare hospitalization rates for any uninsured death related to the virus. The number of deaths being coded as COVID19 are being intentionally inflated. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2020 07:26 AM (JUOKG) Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2020 07:26 AM (2orW4) Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 13, 2020 07:28 AM (nRk/c) 628
Morning back at ya JT. It was a quiet one, made fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Something different! We had a blizzard as well so that spiced it up a bit. So happy it's Monday and I can go back to work. Hope your's was wonderful.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 13, 2020 07:28 AM (pufNE) 629
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The number of deaths being coded as COVID19 are being intentionally inflated. " on the orders of the CDC. G'mornin' everyone ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 13, 2020 07:29 AM (cqteU) 630
Mornin' shut-ins!
It's 7:29 on Radio Free America; this is Uncle Sam, with music, and the truth until dawn. Right now I've got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the lockdown zones: "the chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall", "john has a long mustache, john has a long mustache". And for all of you out there, on, or behind the lines, this is your song. (Plays "The Battle Hymn of the Republic") Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:30 AM (KxVoZ) 631
625 I'm thinking a lot of hospitals are making bank on this crisis. Lot's of commercials asking for donations to hospitals that charge $20 for a Tylenol and can afford $250K no show jobs on their boards of directors.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 13, 2020 07:30 AM (C1Lsn) 632
Morning Captain !
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2020 07:31 AM (arJlL) 633
Anybody seeing all the videos of bored staff in the empty hospitals dancing and making cutesy videos?
(spit) Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:31 AM (KxVoZ) 634
I am so over this surreal existence we're in. I don't know what horrifies me more. That the economy is absolutely being destroyed, that President Trump's reelection hangs in the balance as idiots coast to coast think he has some kind of magic superpowers to make all this go away, or that my fellow Americans are totally fine with living under totalitarian rule and tattling on their neighbors.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 13, 2020 07:31 AM (O+I8R) 635
626 Kyle Larson dropped the n bomb while i-racing yesterday.
Non-personed. Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2020 07:26 AM (2orW4) nutz Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:32 AM (JFO2v) 636
This bullshit is getting tiresome.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 13, 2020 07:28 AM (nRk/c) That it is. We should have focused on the at-risk people from the very beginning and not worried about everyone else. I wonder whether delaying herd immunity was a bad idea? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2020 07:32 AM (dLLD6) 637
Morning all This bullshit is getting tiresome Posted by: Nevergiveup Cap'n, it's just another Fine Navy Day! (TM) Posted by: Gooshy at April 13, 2020 07:32 AM (8G8b8) 638
Smithfield Foods, the worlds biggest pork processor, said on Sunday it will shut a U.S. plant indefinitely due to a rash of coronavirus
Ah FYI Smithfield Foods, the worlds largest pork producer, was acquired by a Chinese firm in 2013 for nearly $5 billion Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 13, 2020 07:34 AM (nRk/c) 639
morning yall. Everyone come thru the stormsok?
Posted by: freqked at April 13, 2020 07:35 AM (Tnijr) 640
Smithfield Foods, the worlds largest pork producer, was acquired by a Chinese firm in 2013 for nearly $5 billion
-- Don't they make ham and bacon? Hmm, I think we buy Smithfield routinely. Gonna rethink that. That's for sure. Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 13, 2020 07:35 AM (O+I8R) 641
The grocery store we go to started on way aisles.
That'll be interesting. I'm curious if it's allowed to pass someone in the aisle? Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 07:35 AM (vd8XM) 642
@ 634. ".....or that my fellow Americans are totally fine with living under totalitarian rule and tattling on their neighbors."
Some people love living with a HOA. Posted by: Case at April 13, 2020 07:36 AM (tWAkG) 643
Never in the history of history has any country quarantined the healthy.
And then, every country does it at once. Something's rotten in the state of Everywhere. Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:36 AM (KxVoZ) 644
" ...
I wonder whether delaying herd immunity was a bad idea? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2020 07:32 AM (dLLD6)" Not sure I can think of any way that it wasn't - except from the POV of Our Self-Appointed Betters; they get to run this whole thing again next year, piled higher and deeper. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 13, 2020 07:37 AM (cqteU) 645
634 I am so over this surreal existence we're in. I don't know what horrifies me more. That the economy is absolutely being destroyed, that President Trump's reelection hangs in the balance as idiots coast to coast think he has some kind of magic superpowers to make all this go away, or that my fellow Americans are totally fine with living under totalitarian rule and tattling on their neighbors.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 13, 2020 07:31 AM (O+I8R) Lady We are a nation of pussies. Look a the half black we elected ruler twice. He bowed and scraped like he had a bit part in a 30s movie. Look at the little boys in college with less testosterone than average HS cheerleader. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:37 AM (JFO2v) 646
641 The grocery store we go to started on way aisles.
That'll be interesting. I'm curious if it's allowed to pass someone in the aisle? Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 07:35 AM (vd8XM) the old bump and run for the last jar of chunky PB. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v) 647
The grocery store we go to started on way aisles. That'll be interesting. -------------- Clockwise or counterclockwise? Posted by: Gooshy at April 13, 2020 07:39 AM (8G8b8) 648
Good morning.
Lost power last night. May be a while before it's back. Power outage during a quarantine is interesting. Can't exavtly go to a restaurant and eat there...or hang out at the library or mall. Posted by: Mama AJ at April 13, 2020 07:39 AM (Jcvz2) 649
Got up, started moving around, went to the bathroom. Looked in the
mirror and I have achieved the Boris Johnson look. If my Governor doesn't allow the barbers to open, he goes from hero to zero. Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 13, 2020 07:18 AM (C1Lsn) ========= In my state we have an underground barbering network of barbers making secret housecalls. It's a beautiful thing. Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 13, 2020 07:39 AM (NVYyb) 650
Morning, Horde!
Got 7-8 inches of snow yesterday. Luckily, roads and sidewalks (for the most part) were too warm for it to stick. Did have to shovel off the deck. At least it wasn't as bad as the April blizzards we've gotten the past couple of years. Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 13, 2020 07:39 AM (CAJOC) 651
643 Never in the history of history has any country quarantined the healthy.
And then, every country does it at once. Something's rotten in the state of Everywhere. Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:36 AM (KxVoZ) You for that guy in Germany and that guy in USA that put healthy people in camps in the 30s and 40s. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 07:40 AM (vd8XM) 653
Hmm local news says still just one death from the virus in our county of 155k. That was 2 weeks ago. Last week was supposed to be our worst week ever but all we lost was a 17 year old aspiring rapper that fell in with the wrong crowd.
Posted by: freqked at April 13, 2020 07:40 AM (Tnijr) 654
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It would also explain the panic freak out. If this true, then some deep state types in the bowels of NIH know it. Imagine you are such an asshole. What would you do if you realize some Franken virus the creation of which you were indirectly responsible for had escaped. You'd freak out and try to stop it at all costs to cover your own ass. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:45 PM But then that would mean that the Deep State did not bother to tell Nancy Pelosi and Bill de Blasio. Who were out there in early February telling their people that there was "misinformation" out there about the virus and that everything was fine. And that people should gather as usual for parades and Chinese New Year. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 13, 2020 07:40 AM (Do5/p) 655
mornin' y'all
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 13, 2020 07:40 AM (XEC2p) 656
649 Got up, started moving around, went to the bathroom. Looked in the
mirror and I have achieved the Boris Johnson look. If my Governor doesn't allow the barbers to open, he goes from hero to zero. Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 13, 2020 07:18 AM (C1Lsn) ========= In my state we have an underground barbering network of barbers making secret housecalls. It's a beautiful thing. Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 13, 2020 07:39 AM (NVYyb) In 20 years people will be reading Frank the Barbers Diary. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:41 AM (JFO2v) 657
The grocery store we go to started on way aisles.
That'll be interesting. -------------- Clockwise or counterclockwise? Posted by: Gooshy Considering some of the people that shop there... yes Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 07:41 AM (vd8XM) 658
One way aisles?
So you can't turn around and have to wait on people in front of you read labels? Posted by: Case at April 13, 2020 07:41 AM (tWAkG) 659
rumors of his isolation seem to be false
Wikileaks founder Assange fathered two children in Ecuadorian Embassy, lawyer and partner says Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:42 AM (JFO2v) 660
But then that would mean that the Deep State did not bother to tell Nancy Pelosi and Bill de Blasio. Who were out there in early February telling their people that there was "misinformation" out there about the virus and that everything was fine. And that people should gather as usual for parades and Chinese New Year.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton Nanzis info was on the last page of the SOTU address. Marked SECRET She thought it was a deodorant sample Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 07:43 AM (vd8XM) 661
>>> And that people should gather as usual for parades and Chinese New Year.
It's the year of the rat. Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2020 07:43 AM (NGm/n) 662
So you can't turn around and have to wait on people in front of you read labels?
Posted by: Case I'm assuming. Unless you have on a proper facemask? Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 07:44 AM (vd8XM) 663
Good morning fellow mouth breathers and slackers!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2020 07:45 AM (C+yOi) 664
Good morning fellow mouth breathers and slackers!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2020 07:45 AM (C+yOi) Don't forget Deplorables Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 13, 2020 07:47 AM (nRk/c) 665
Wish I had access to an underground network of barbers.
This tonsorial disaster has got to go. I look like a hobo. Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:47 AM (KxVoZ) 666
Wish I had access to an underground network of barbers.
This tonsorial disaster has got to go. I look like a hobo. Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:47 AM (KxVoZ) yeah me to. Longest my hair has been in 13 years. Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 13, 2020 07:48 AM (nRk/c) 667
I was in a gas station convienence store this AM and one guy got yelled at for not having a mask.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 13, 2020 07:49 AM (nRk/c) 668
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You'd freak out and try to stop it at all costs to cover your own ass. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2020 11:45 PM But then that would mean that the Deep State did not bother to tell Nancy Pelosi and Bill de Blasio. Who were out there in early February telling their people that there was "misinformation" out there about the virus and that everything was fine. And that people should gather as usual for parades and Chinese New Year. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 13, 2020 07:40 AM Also, I thought I read somewhere over the weekend that the NIH or someone in USA government (Fauci?) had recommended *against* a travel ban. But President Trump's people recommended *for* it and President Trump agreed with his people and enacted it at the end of January. If you are scrambling to stop it and cover your ass, wouldn't you recommend a travel ban? I am still convinced this is a Deep State black op and they wanted the virus to spread. It was a win-win for them. Either... --- Trump freaks out and believes the recommendations by Fauci and Birx to crash the economy based on the jacked models or... --- Trump does *not* go with their recommendations, the media hypes every COVID-19 infection case and death as they are doing now and then scream about Trump not going by the recommendations of Fauci and Birx and laying the blame on him for every death Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 13, 2020 07:49 AM (Do5/p) 669
Trump himself is promoting this mask stuff. Last night he was saying "Gear up - mask up" or something on social media.
He's the Karen in Chief. Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:50 AM (KxVoZ) 670
660 But then that would mean that the Deep State did not bother to tell Nancy Pelosi and Bill de Blasio. Who were out there in early February telling their people that there was "misinformation" out there about the virus and that everything was fine. And that people should gather as usual for parades and Chinese New Year.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton Nanzis info was on the last page of the SOTU address. Marked SECRET She thought it was a deodorant sample Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 07:43 AM (vd8XM) Never Forget those fuckers were doing Peach Mint when PDT was trying to see what China was doing to us. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:52 AM (JFO2v) 671
Wikileaks founder Assange fathered two children in Ecuadorian Embassy, lawyer and partner says
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:42 AM He had many years of this isolation. He made good use of it. Posted by: clutch at April 13, 2020 07:52 AM (9UmRs) 672
Yesterday, I put on pants and a tie and walked over to look at my old church. Empty lot. Doors locked.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 13, 2020 07:52 AM (NVYyb) 673
I was hoping my barber at the PX was doing underground barbering. She left her number on the shop door, but no answer. The girls working in the store think she went to her daughter's down in the Ouachita until this blows over. She could have been making some good money, and this area is pretty much Karen free.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 13, 2020 07:52 AM (C1Lsn) 674
Wikileaks founder Assange fathered two children in Ecuadorian Embassy, lawyer and partner says
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:42 AM Word was also that he infrequently showered and stunk..must be a classy broad that bent over for him Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 13, 2020 07:53 AM (nRk/c) 675
@668.
Well they are always blaming him for something anyway. This is why I don't pay attention to them. The everything bad is Trump's fault bullshit. And the fact they are liars. Posted by: Case at April 13, 2020 07:54 AM (tWAkG) 676
Going to put a sign up in my building's laundry room:
"Will pay 25.00 for haircut. If you can do a men's clipper and fade cut, Text Guy at xxx-xxxx. Will provide the hand sanitizer." Everybody uses the laundry room, especially these days. More than half the tenants are out of work. Somebody has to know how to cut hair and need the bucks. Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:54 AM (KxVoZ) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 13, 2020 07:54 AM (BiNEL) 678
"Wikileaks founder Assange fathered two children in Ecuadorian Embassy"
Cassandra Fairbanks must be devastated, she wanted to be his main groupie lay. Posted by: lowandslow at April 13, 2020 07:54 AM (4thlk) 679
631 625 I'm thinking a lot of hospitals are making bank on this crisis. Lot's of commercials asking for donations to hospitals that charge $20 for a Tylenol and can afford $250K no show jobs on their boards of directors.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 13, 2020 07:30 AM (C1Lsn) ---------------------------------------- One issue I don't see getting a lot of attention is that we've essentially put any non-covid healthcare, particularly elective surgeries, on hold for over a month now (this affects my son, particularly, so it's a big deal to me). I think most people hear "elective surgery" and think it's a procedure you can choose to have or not. But from what I've read (and any medical professionals are free to correct me), it just means the surgery doesn't have to be done "right now". As long as the docs can take the time to schedule it, vs rushing you into the OR, it's considered elective. There was no crush on the hospital system here when my son's surgery was originally scheduled, and had they done it, he'd have been a month into recovery. Now, his rescheduled surgery has been cancelled again. I need to check with my health insurance and/or the hospital to see if there is anyone to whom I can appeal this decision. Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 13, 2020 07:55 AM (CAJOC) 680
With luck, one of the young cuties in the building will respond. But with my luck I'll probably get the gay dude upstairs.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:55 AM (KxVoZ) 681
Trump himself is promoting this mask stuff. Last night he was saying "Gear up - mask up" or something on social media.
He's the Karen in Chief. Posted by: Guy Smiley So other than the home made ones, that some people frown on because.. or the blue hospital one use ones that keep you from spreading crap, but, are not available except thru Amazon for delivery sometime in May but please note they are MADE IN CHINA, what's a deplorable to do? Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 07:56 AM (vd8XM) 682
676 Going to put a sign up in my building's laundry room:
"Will pay 25.00 for haircut. If you can do a men's clipper and fade cut, Text Guy at xxx-xxxx. Will provide the hand sanitizer." Everybody uses the laundry room, especially these days. More than half the tenants are out of work. Somebody has to know how to cut hair and need the bucks. Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:54 AM (KxVoZ) Same as downtown 25 bucks Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:56 AM (JFO2v) 683
Dr. Anthony Fauci said he is hopeful that U.S. citizens will be able to
head to the polls in November as they would in any other past election, but with the uncertainty of how the Wuhan coronavirus could "rebound," the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases said he couldn't "guarantee it." (via Townhall) This guy is some piece of work. I'll call it for you dipshit: There will be an election in November and all of us will get to vote. Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 13, 2020 07:57 AM (NVYyb) 684
There was no crush on the hospital system here when my son's surgery was originally scheduled, and had they done it, he'd have been a month into recovery. Now, his rescheduled surgery has been cancelled again. I need to check with my health insurance and/or the hospital to see if there is anyone to whom I can appeal this decision.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 13, 2020 07:55 AM (CAJOC) Same here. I really would like to see again. Left eye is basically blind. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2020 07:58 AM (JFO2v) 685
With luck, one of the young cuties in the building will respond. But with my luck I'll probably get the gay dude upstairs.
Posted by: Guy Smiley Better then having him behind you Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 07:58 AM (vd8XM) 686
681 As to masks, what's a deplorable to do? Clown makeup.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 13, 2020 07:58 AM (C1Lsn) 687
676 Going to put a sign up in my building's laundry room:
"Will pay 25.00 for haircut. If you can do a men's clipper and fade cut, Text Guy at xxx-xxxx. Will provide the hand sanitizer." Everybody uses the laundry room, especially these days. More than half the tenants are out of work. Somebody has to know how to cut hair and need the bucks. Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 07:54 AM (KxVoZ) ---------------------------------- Any Karens in your building that will report you for violating social distancing? Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 13, 2020 07:58 AM (CAJOC) 688
571 Despite the lockdown, quite a few Chicagoans had the ability to do some murderin' this past week
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Well they are always blaming him for something anyway. This is why I don't pay attention to them. The everything bad is Trump's fault bullshit. And the fact they are liars. Posted by: Case at April 13, 2020 07:54 AM (tWAkG) " Exactly correct, same here. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 13, 2020 08:03 AM (cqteU) 692
686 681 As to masks, what's a deplorable to do? Clown makeup.
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I think that the lefties are enjoying regular citizens suspicious of other Americans. No hand shaking, keeping far apart, looking at them wondering if they are carriers.
Hopefully we can stop this incredibly stupid and unnecessary stay at home bullshit, but I think the distancing will last a long time. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 13, 2020 08:19 AM (jUVms) 701
The video of the chick spilling the beer is bullshit. look at the angle of the glass when she drops it, and then how much beer is left when she rights the glass.
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