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Please tell me they only cook what they shoot themselves. ----- Touche!
![]() The vanvera was a strange accessory worn primarily by female aristocrats that allowed them to discreetly pass gas during social events. The origins and history of the vanvera are shrouded in mystery; some sources claim it can be traced back to ancient Egypt, while others that it was inspired by Roman creativity, but there is no real evidence that this gas-muffling invention has its roots in ancient history. What everyone seems to agree on is that the vanvera was used by the aristocracy of that era, primarily women who could easily conceal it under their large, elaborate dresses. The vanvera on display at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague consists of a leather pouch that connects to the wearer’s behind, muffling farts and containing the foul-smelling gases during social events. It can then be emptied in private by squeezing the pouch.Guys would totally use this differently. "Dude, you shoulda smelled this one I ripped last night. Oh wait, I got it here in my vanvera - check it out!" {pooooofffff} ![]() Posted with borrowed consent from the Ace Media Empire. Consent will be returned when the last comment is posted. Comments or questions? Suggestions for content? Thanksgiving recipes? Vintage copies of Compute! magazine to donate? Do the email thing at doof2112 at proton dot me. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Enter into His gates with thanksgiving, And into His courts with praise. Be thankful to Him, and bless His name. For the Lord is good; His mercy is everlasting, And His truth endures to all generations. Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing means anything at November 25, 2025 09:58 PM (LaTF/) 2
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 25, 2025 10:00 PM (lUFok) 3
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:00 PM (cYBz/) 4
Today I made cranberry sauce and the cornbread for dressing. Tomorrow is pie.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (ys6FW) 5
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (zZu0s) 6
Lost footage of Donald Trump’s 2004 SNl Sketch titled “Donald Trump’s House of Wings.”
This sketch is missing from SNL DVDs and streams. ----- The left always has been childish is so many ways. Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/) 7
Don't pick her up Forrest!
Posted by: Jenny at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (41CYW) 8
I'm sure the girl had no problem getting a ride outta somebody.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (uQesX) 9
11th!
Posted by: mot at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (fIPNY) 10
I'm sure the girl had no problem getting a ride outta somebody.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (uQesX) Gas, grass, or that other thing! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (QMAsf) 11
Guys would totally use this differently. "Dude, you shoulda smelled this one I ripped last night. Oh wait, I got it here in my vanvera - check it out!" {pooooofffff}
You've completely ignored the potential for demonstrating impressive conflagrations. Posted by: Archimedes at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (Riz8t) 12
On that sequential blinker, if you put on the hazards and the blinker at the same time you'll have both sides going out from the center.
Was on a road trip with about 30 Mercury Cougars one time and they all did that going down the road. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (lUFok) 13
So basically a muffler, for a human. Or if you're ballistic minded, a suppressor.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (3uBP9) 14
The great thing about being Grandpa with NO culinary skills is all I am required to bring is an appetite.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (TfUTr) 15
Hey everybody. Hey Doof. Hey ONT!
Motorist in North Carolina tells 911: ‘I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield’ That darn cat! Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (xqw19) 16
I'd be ok if those boys cooked food they also obtained from trapping or fishing.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (S/Y4j) 17
Sorry I'm late, I had to Polish the silverware for the big meal.
It will henceforth be known as silverwareski. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (FVLcK) 18
Today I made cranberry sauce and the cornbread for dressing. Tomorrow is pie.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Mixed my bread dough today - I'll bake tomorrow. AND! *trumpet flourish* I finally found a local hog farm that sells leaf lard. I can now die a happy man. Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (cYBz/) 19
That fort video brings back memories. Out at the fort until mom called us for lunch then back at the fort until dark.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (31p00) 20
Good evening morons e grazie Disco
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (9ipOP) 21
BSMary, I took care of pies today. Went to the local supermarket and bought two! And a cake! You could do that, too.
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 25, 2025 10:05 PM (47diA) 22
Love the fort. Thanks for the ONT, Disco.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:05 PM (41CYW) 23
I'm sure the girl had no problem getting a ride outta somebody.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (uQesX) Gas, grass, or that other thing! Posted by: Doof Guys! She's a hippie! Crazy, dirty, and enough stds to scare off hunter biden. Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:06 PM (TfUTr) 24
Eric Metaxas@ericmetaxas . 2h
@GenFlynn joins me to talk about the deep state, Pam Bondi, Sidney Powell, the seditious six, and why he believes Trump must move at the speed of war to bring real justice and fix our elections. ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00) Intro (0:43) General Michael Flynn Joins (1:13) Pam Bondi And Justice Delay (3:33) Deep State And Wrong People (10:31) Seditious Six (17:44) Obama, Russiagate, and Trump Duty (24:25) Election Integrity And Speed Of War https://tinyurl.com/26yhb3uy Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 10:06 PM (P9xGM) 25
Thanksgiving this year is going to be low-key. Kiddo is in Japan, so it's just me, hubs, and Mom.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 10:06 PM (r+pQK) 26
Am I first? No way!
Posted by: Nerd Herd at November 25, 2025 10:07 PM (NZPfR) 27
About that fort. Didn't every kid build a fort in the woods at the edge of town?
Posted by: clarence at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (GE9Fw) 28
The great thing about being Grandpa with NO culinary skills is all I am required to bring is an appetite.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (TfUTr) I'd say something witty but I'm not talking to you. You know what you did! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (QMAsf) 29
We are on the road...visiting MIL(who is in AL), so will bring her to our hotel room for Thanksgiving...will do a turkey breast in the crockpot (have a huge refrig, a dishwasher and a microwave - but no stovetop or oven), and reheat sides that I prepped at home and will assemble and cook tomorrow at another family member's stove and oven...it's like the ultimate science project!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (cCn4/) 30
Meow
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (w3u3d) 31
I had an atari game, Journey Escape, where you play a band member trying to race to the scarab/space ship while dodging crazy fans and photographers. Songs from the album in 8bit form play the whole time.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:09 PM (3uBP9) 32
Ace, from an earlier thread:
"They claimed disco was dead, too. But it still lives on in garrett's heart." He literally has a CoB nicknamed Disco, yet it's Garrett's heart that gets down with the groove. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:09 PM (FVLcK) 33
About that fort. Didn't every kid build a fort in the woods at the edge of town?
Posted by: clarence Edge of town? Geez, that's 30 miles away! Posted by: Some poor kid in LA at November 25, 2025 10:09 PM (TfUTr) 34
14 The great thing about being Grandpa with NO culinary skills is all I am required to bring is an appetite.
Posted by: Some Rat -------- Whoa whoa, I heard about a hotplate and a can opener. Stand tall, chef. Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (41CYW) 35
3 Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:00 PM (cYBz/) Good evening to you, Tonypete. Thank you for the warm greetings. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (FVLcK) 36
With that rig and that area, I would always suggest starting in the middle and spiraling outward, finishing off by running the edges.
Then, of course you can lower the height of the blades, and carve a big H in the middle so helicopters might land! Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (rbvCR) 37
"They claimed disco was dead, too. But it still lives on in garrett's heart."
He literally has a CoB nicknamed Disco, yet it's Garrett's heart that gets down with the groove. Posted by: tankdemon Saw that, almost filed a formal complaint. Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (TfUTr) 38
Anyone who has owned a Mercury Cougar or an old Tbird has had to fool with that turn signal system. It can mess up your brake lights too
Fortunately there is a plug in sold state replacement nowadays. Posted by: I M Simpleton at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (KPAbF) 39
Remember when SNL was funny? About a quarter century before that clip.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (3nLb4) 40
Sorry I'm late, I had to Polish the silverware for the big meal.
It will henceforth be known as silverwareski. Posted by: tankdemon ********** Silverware!!! Darn, I knew I'd forget something...do you deliver Tankdemon? Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:11 PM (cCn4/) 41
Gas, grass, or that other thing!
Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (QMAsf) Comic book? Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:11 PM (uQesX) 42
Boulder to Birmingham is one of my favorite songs of ever and always.
Posted by: huerfano at November 25, 2025 10:11 PM (98kQX) 43
...consists of a leather pouch that connects to the wearer’s behind...containing the foul-smelling gases during social events. It can then be emptied in private by squeezing the pouch.
*** So kind of like the Ghost Trap that the Ghostbusters used to capture ghosts and empty them into the containment facility later? Posted by: TRex - keymaster dino at November 25, 2025 10:12 PM (cCn4/) 44
The lawn mowing incident would have been funnier if the mower had been an old Sears push mower and she had to pull the starter cord twenty times.
Posted by: clarence at November 25, 2025 10:12 PM (GE9Fw) 45
Whoa whoa, I heard about a hotplate and a can opener. Stand tall, chef.
Posted by: scampydog Sigh, no one wants canned chili at Thanksgiving....or shredded wheat. Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr) 46
We are on the road...visiting MIL(who is in AL), so will bring her to our hotel room for Thanksgiving...will do a turkey breast in the crockpot (have a huge refrig, a dishwasher and a microwave - but no stovetop or oven), and reheat sides that I prepped at home and will assemble and cook tomorrow at another family member's stove and oven...it's like the ultimate science project!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (cCn4/) Sounds awesome! Elder son of mine and I did something similar a few years ago. First Thanksgiving without the lovely late Mrs. Doof. Younger son was overseas doing his gap year thing. The 2 of us traveled to Lexington for several days. Did some stops on the Bourbon Trail. Went to the UK vs Louisville game. We made Thanksgiving dinner before we left MD and heated it up in the hotel. Watched hockey and college football and basketball, played cards, and drank bourbon. Was a fantastic time! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:13 PM (QMAsf) 47
If those young men who built the fort live in California, I certainly hope they had the proper permits and inspections prior to beginning construction’
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (ZTJjv) Posted by: The Eagle at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (uQesX) 49
Ace, from an earlier thread:
"They claimed disco was dead, too. But it still lives on in garrett's heart." He literally has a CoB nicknamed Disco, yet it's Garrett's heart that gets down with the groove. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:09 PM (FVLcK) That's cute that you think Ace actually knows who I am. Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (QMAsf) 50
I knew a guy with a Datsun station wagon. A warning message, for the lights or keys or something was on a little record that was played by a system needle, then set up again. Something like this:
youtu.be/6hJBko3-oV4 Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (3uBP9) 51
>>Remember when SNL was funny? About a quarter century before that clip.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM I remember when everyone thought it was funny because they were high. Looking back, it wasn't really. Posted by: huerfano at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (98kQX) 52
You know, I stripped apart a '67 Cougar back in the late '70's. I don't recall a motor-driven cam stepper like that. I seem to remember a module with a bunch of relays.
There is something about that wiring in the image that doesn't look like typical FoMoCo wiring practice. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (npFr7) 53
29 We are on the road...visiting MIL(who is in AL), so will bring her to our hotel room for Thanksgiving...will do a turkey breast in the crockpot (have a huge refrig, a dishwasher and a microwave - but no stovetop or oven), and reheat sides that I prepped at home and will assemble and cook tomorrow at another family member's stove and oven...it's like the ultimate science project!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (cCn4/) ------------ This is how great memories are made. Enjoy! Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:17 PM (41CYW) 54
I knew a guy with a Datsun station wagon. A warning message, for the lights or keys or something was on a little record that was played by a system needle, then set up again.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (3uBP9) Eddie Murphy did a bit about that. Was on his first album. https://youtu.be/kMxdFwCU1OE Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:17 PM (QMAsf) 55
That's cute that you think Ace actually knows who I am.
Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (QMAsf) Well, he lets you have keys to the place. He has to know you. Maybe he just can't quit Garrett? Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:18 PM (uQesX) 56
This is how great memories are made. Enjoy!
Posted by: scampydog ******** We are considering introducing MIL to the concept of a Golden Birthday celebration! Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:18 PM (cCn4/) 57
I had a 67 Mercury Cruiser with tail lights like that . Had y do wish I still had it .
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at November 25, 2025 10:18 PM (8cPKb) 58
Was talking to my son, and he told me his turkey recipe: honey, chili powder, sugar, pancake mix, caramel, cinnamon, pine nuts, etc. then you cook it at 250 for 8 hours.
I told him he forgot the liquid smoke. "Oh yeah, liquid smoke is awesome." Not sure I want him cooking dinner for us. Posted by: Michael Bluth at November 25, 2025 10:19 PM (0aYVJ) 59
Guys! She's a hippie! Crazy, dirty, and enough stds to scare off hunter biden.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:06 PM (TfUTr) Must be an Aussie hippie. She's hitching on the wrong side of the road. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:19 PM (npFr7) 60
When's the last time you saw someone hitching a ride?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 10:20 PM (pkeXY) 61
Must be an Aussie hippie. She's hitching on the wrong side of the road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:19 PM (npFr7) (Jump to top of page) Nah, she'd be upside down. Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:20 PM (uQesX) 62
Dumb ol' sock. You go squish now!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at November 25, 2025 10:21 PM (0aYVJ) 63
Morning Tech Report: What do dancing vamps in their undergarments have to do with the question what is love? And what does any of that have to do with Tech Reporting?
Overnight Thread answers, Love is like a rock mindful opines, love is just a Game of Thieves https://youtu.be/7vQIceKPvHo?t=646 Posted by: mindful webworker - a long time ago when the hair was long and the fingers worked at November 25, 2025 10:22 PM (LaTF/) 64
We are considering introducing MIL to the concept of a Golden Birthday celebration!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba ----------- *Turns hat around. Retracts olive branch* Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:22 PM (41CYW) 65
Silverware!!! Darn, I knew I'd forget something...do you deliver Tankdemon?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:11 PM (cCn4/) Do I look like an OB-GYN? Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:22 PM (FVLcK) 66
61/ So she's in an UK country or Ireland? Other side of the road but not upside down?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:22 PM (cCn4/) 67
With that rig and that area, I would always suggest starting in the middle and spiraling outward, finishing off by running the edges.
Then, of course you can lower the height of the blades, and carve a big H in the middle so helicopters might land! Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (rbvCR) I usually mow the perimeter first, and spiral in towards the center. Break the yard up into random quadrangles, mow each one in turn, or mow the facing sides of two quadrangles, until the quadrangles become narrower than the gap between, and then do each one in turn. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (npFr7) 68
Must be an Aussie hippie. She's hitching on the wrong side of the road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Or the front is hideous. Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (TfUTr) 69
When's the last time you saw someone hitching a ride?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. I explained hitchhiking to my granddaughter once. She looked at me like I had three heads. "You'd just stand on the side of the road, stick your thumb out and someone would stop and pick you up!!?" Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (cYBz/) 70
Tomorrow is pie.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary ---- Here too. I did make the crust today. Tomorrow will make apple, pumpkin, and a lemon tart. Also dressing and corn pudding. Posted by: lin-duh at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (VCgbV) 71
Well, he lets you have keys to the place. He has to know you. Maybe he just can't quit Garrett?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:18 PM (uQesX) I only have the valet key. I can't open the trunk or glove compartment. In M.C. parlance, I'm still a COB "prospect" - not a "full patch". Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (QMAsf) 72
>>> There is something about that wiring in the image that doesn't look like typical FoMoCo wiring practice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (npFr7) Every image and video on the internet has something close to a 60% chance of being flipped left/right from the original. I don't know why that is but I'm confident in the statistic. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (3uBP9) 73
27 About that fort. Didn't every kid build a fort in the woods at the edge of town?
Not us. We played in the dump instead. Posted by: The Neon Madman at November 25, 2025 10:24 PM (yNfcm) 74
Silverware!!! Darn, I knew I'd forget something...do you deliver Tankdemon?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:11 PM (cCn4/) Do I look like an OB-GYN? Posted by: tankdemon ************ Silverware Tankdemon...nothing else, just silverware... Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:24 PM (cCn4/) 75
And along comes Doof....
Slow walkin' sweet talkin' Doof... Yeah...that's pretty bad...never mind🤪 Good to see ya darlin and a fine ONT it is 🎶🎶🎶 Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 25, 2025 10:25 PM (3pxDZ) Posted by: KT at November 25, 2025 10:26 PM (7vIsy) 77
That's cute that you think Ace actually knows who I am.
Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (QMAsf) Ace can't quit Gabe and the Meatball. What makes you think he knows what's going on past 2018? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2025 10:27 PM (n9ltV) 78
We are considering introducing MIL to the concept of a Golden Birthday celebration!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba ----------- *Turns hat around. Retracts olive branch* Posted by: scampydog ***** Now, now...it's Thanksgiving week...we won't even mention your name, and I guarantee you she will look at me like she has no idea what I am talking about, lol.... Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:27 PM (cCn4/) 79
And along comes Doof....
Slow walkin' sweet talkin' Doof... Yeah...that's pretty bad...never mind🤪 Good to see ya darlin and a fine ONT it is 🎶🎶🎶 Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 25, 2025 10:25 PM (3pxDZ) A for effort! Good to see you too - thanks for always having kind words for me! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:27 PM (QMAsf) 80
51 >>Remember when SNL was funny? About a quarter century before that clip.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM I remember when everyone thought it was funny because they were high. Looking back, it wasn't really. Posted by: huerfano at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (98kQX) It was live and there wasn't much counter culture targeted programming in 1975. And they poked fun at everybody. Posted by: Joemarine at November 25, 2025 10:27 PM (y171U) 81
I only hitchhiked once. It was when I worked in Yellowstone, and was transferring from Canyon Village to Lake Hotel after Canyon closed for the season. I was five miles down the road, heading to the Hayden valley where all the buffalo hang out. Finally I got a ride. Turns out it was a line cook who was also heading to Lake Hotel.
I never hitched again. And now that I think about it, why did my luggage get delivered but I didn't? The hell? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at November 25, 2025 10:28 PM (0aYVJ) 82
"Please tell me they only cook what they shoot themselves."
Shoot? No, they just need a rabbit stick ... throw it and knock the rabbit out (or kill it outright). I've actually tried that briefly, and came close a few times. Just a solid ~1' x 2" solid stick ... thrown hard at a rabbit, it would stop them. Or maybe that is some Indian trick, idk where I learned it. Maybe in my brief "Tracker School". Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2025 10:28 PM (vbXSk) 83
"You'd just stand on the side of the road, stick your thumb out and someone would stop and pick you up!!?"
--------- And chances were, you *wouldn't* be harmed. Those were the days... Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 10:29 PM (rdVOm) 84
The pic on top - the redhead hitchhiking - takes me back to my yoot.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 10:29 PM (s0JqF) 85
Every image and video on the internet has something close to a 60% chance of being flipped left/right from the original. I don't know why that is but I'm confident in the statistic.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (3uBP9) I was thinking wire color and terminals just don't look "Ford" to me. I'm wondering if that motor stepper was some sort of aftermarket gadget built to replace an unreliable OEM solid-state module? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:29 PM (npFr7) 86
That's cute that you think Ace actually knows who I am.
Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (QMAsf) ----- Well, he lets you have keys to the place. He has to know you. Maybe he just can't quit Garrett? Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:18 PM (uQesX) Brokeback Blog. Wait, I post here. Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2025 10:30 PM (gKDq2) 87
>>> When's the last time you saw someone hitching a ride?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 10:20 PM (pkeXY) In the early 90s. I was driving to work late night, stopping at an intersection, and this chick suddenly comes up and asks for a ride home. My back seat was full of camping gear from the weekend that I hadn't cleared out. She asked what that stuff was in a quiet, "are you an axe murderer voice". Oh, that's just camping stuff, so where am I taking you, I got 10min to get to work. She told me and I dropped her off at a house then sped to work. I think about her occasionally. I hope she makes better decisions. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:30 PM (3uBP9) 88
I come from a law enforcement family and there was one absolute rule: no hitchhiking. No putting out your thumb and no stopping to pick up someone. They went to extremes to emphasize this rule, and it's probably the only rule I never considered breaking...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:31 PM (cCn4/) 89
Silverware Tankdemon...nothing else, just silverware...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:24 PM (cCn4/) Grandpa made sure everything got split evenly in the will, so each of us grandkids only got enough silver for one place setting, so I really don't have any to spare. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:31 PM (FVLcK) 90
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at November 25, 2025 10:32 PM (6KcYW) Posted by: Ron Popeil at November 25, 2025 10:32 PM (JkO4W) 92
I think about her occasionally. I hope she makes better decisions.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:30 PM (3uBP9) Dude...how was her rack? Sometimes I despair for you Morons! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2025 10:33 PM (n9ltV) 93
About that fort. Didn't every kid build a fort in the woods at the edge of town?
Posted by: clarence ------- And, really shakey treehouses. I'm amzed that none of never plunged to an early demise. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2025 10:33 PM (XeU6L) 94
Hitched from college in Wisconsin to Chicago. Twice. Survived.
Hitched to Iowa to visit an ex-girlfriend. Bad idea, but not because of the hitching. https://youtu.be/NdYWuo9OFAw G'nite for now, y'all. Things to do for Thursday. Posted by: mindful webworker - it was a different age at November 25, 2025 10:33 PM (LaTF/) 95
88 I come from a law enforcement family and there was one absolute rule: no hitchhiking. No putting out your thumb and no stopping to pick up someone. They went to extremes to emphasize this rule, and it's probably the only rule I never considered breaking...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:31 PM (cCn4/) The hitchhiker is most likely to die rather than the driver by a ratio of 3 to 1. Posted by: Cow Demon at November 25, 2025 10:34 PM (6KcYW) 96
"...The vanvera on display at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague..."
Ok. I understand the need for a fart catcher in Victorian England. What I don't understand is how it ended up in a Sex Machines Museum. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:35 PM (0CU3H) 97
Ok. I understand the need for a fart catcher in Victorian England. What I don't understand is how it ended up in a Sex Machines Museum.
Posted by: Darrell Harris The kink exhibited in the Universe is unlimited. Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:36 PM (cYBz/) 98
>>> Dude...how was her rack?
Sometimes I despair for you Morons! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2025 10:33 PM (n9ltV) I don't remember much, and I was dog tired. That was my second job on top of college courses which I wasn't doing great at. Little sleep. No money. Sometimes no where to live. I was basically running on autopilot those days. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:37 PM (3uBP9) 99
Before I had a car I hitchhiked with a surfboard to the beach almost every day.
Had a few real skeevy rides where I had to insist being let out at the next corner. Lots of creeps out there, even in the early 70s. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2025 10:37 PM (JkO4W) 100
Good choice on the Donnie Iris, Doof.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:37 PM (41CYW) 101
I'm out...tomorrow is massive assemble and bake day...good night all....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:37 PM (cCn4/) 102
Fortunately there is a plug in sold state replacement nowadays.
Posted by: I M Simpleton ------- Not so sure about that. The Made in China solid state flasher that replaced the 15 year old thermal flasher in my S-10 did not last one year. I actually packed it up and mailed it to The AutoZone customer service people. Never heard anything from them. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2025 10:38 PM (XeU6L) 103
Hitchiker- Thanks for picking me up, though I'm surprised you stopped. For all you know, I could be a serial killer.
Driver- I don't think that's very likely. The odds against two serial killer riding in the same car are astronomical. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:39 PM (FVLcK) 104
Guys would totally use this differently. "Dude, you shoulda smelled this one I ripped last night. Oh wait, I got it here in my vanvera - check it out!" {pooooofffff}
You've completely ignored the potential for demonstrating impressive conflagrations. Posted by: Archimedes at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (Riz8t) Ok, next Texas MOME guys, everyone bring your vanvera! Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (nbLIj) 105
>>> Ok. I understand the need for a fart catcher in Victorian England. What I don't understand is how it ended up in a Sex Machines Museum.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:35 PM (0CU3H) I guess because she had to keep it shoved up her wazoo. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (3uBP9) 106
95 The hitchhiker is most likely to die rather than the driver by a ratio of 3 to 1.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 25, 2025 10:34 PM (6KcYW) Twilight Zone episode..."I believe you're going...my way?" Posted by: Joemarine at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (y171U) 107
There is a third option. The Bald Eagle thought it would be cool to drop the cat on the car. Just like every damn bird in my neighborhood sits on tree limbs silently smirking and trading side-eyes as I wash and wax my car.
And, yeah...fart catcher. Sure, why not. BUT, I'm more interested in the fact that there is an actual Sex Machines Museum in Prague. Posted by: Orson at November 25, 2025 10:41 PM (dIske) 108
Hitched from college in Wisconsin to Chicago. Twice. Survived.
Hitched to Iowa to visit an ex-girlfriend. Bad idea, but not because of the hitching. https://youtu.be/NdYWuo9OFAw G'nite for now, y'all. Things to do for Thursday. Posted by: mindful webworker - it was a different age at November 25, 2025 10:33 PM (LaTF/) I thought you were going to post this one youtu.be/QAxEJ67MIH4 Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:41 PM (rbvCR) 109
Doof, re Donald's House Of Wings:
There's actually a hot dog place in Chicago that's well know, called The Wieners Circle. Their 'specialty' is that their servers are really rude and insulting. Strange thing to be proud of. But at least the hot dogs are really good. Anyway, I was reading about them last week. They obviously *hate* Trump and are always putting nasty jokes about him on their outside sign, but aren't above making money off him. They have a specialty, Trump Footlong Hot Dogs. (They're each three inches long.) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:42 PM (xqw19) 110
104 Guys would totally use this differently. "Dude, you shoulda smelled this one I ripped last night. Oh wait, I got it here in my vanvera - check it out!" {pooooofffff}
You've completely ignored the potential for demonstrating impressive conflagrations. Posted by: Archimedes at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (Riz8t) Ok, next Texas MOME guys, everyone bring your vanvera! Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (nbLIj) Vanvera > Vuvuzela Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:42 PM (0CU3H) 111
The pic on top - the redhead hitchhiking - takes me back to my yoot.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 10:29 PM (s0JqF) I don't know why but I never pictured a commenter named Eeyore as a winsome redhead lass. More like a 29 year old. Disclaimer - The term "youth" is generally considered a gender-neutral term for a young person. While it can refer to both males and females, the traditional feminine counterparts are "damsel" or "maiden," which are now considered archaic. In modern usage, "youth" is the most common and appropriate term to refer to any young person, regardless of gender. Deep Gyan an internet genius Posted by: Pete Bog at November 25, 2025 10:42 PM (CF1xw) 112
The kink exhibited in the Universe is unlimited.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:36 PM (cYBz/) "I am not kink shaming, I am Kink asking why?" Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:43 PM (rbvCR) 113
The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM
The science project sounds great! Don't forget plates, utensils, a sharp knife and olives with can opener if they're in a can. Posted by: KT at November 25, 2025 10:43 PM (7vIsy) 114
I guess because she had to keep it shoved up her wazoo.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (3uBP9) I'm wondering how they managed to effect a good seal. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:43 PM (npFr7) 115
I knew a guy with a Datsun station wagon. A warning message, for the lights or keys or something was on a little record that was played by a system needle, then set up again. ----------
I had one of those in an 1985 810. It could be defeated by an ON/OFF switch in the console. When Car & Driver did a review of the car, they had a photo of the switch witha caption, 'There's a nagging lady that lives under thhis switch'. I wa so interested in the mechanism that I bought one off of Ebay. Still have it. Obviously, the tone arm indexes across to the proper message. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2025 10:44 PM (XeU6L) 116
Vanvera > Vuvuzela
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:42 PM (0CU3H) The two could be combined... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:44 PM (npFr7) 117
Jesus, a fart bag. Fucking primitives.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2025 10:45 PM (snZF9) 118
Hello folks, happy Thanksgiving eve eve.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 25, 2025 10:45 PM (CHHv1) 119
Ok, next Texas MOME guys, everyone bring your vanvera!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (nbLIj) You guys have fun. I'm out. Too much methane for open flames. Posted by: Pete Bog at November 25, 2025 10:45 PM (CF1xw) 120
107 There is a third option. The Bald Eagle thought it would be cool to drop the cat on the car. Just like every damn bird in my neighborhood sits on tree limbs silently smirking and trading side-eyes as I wash and wax my car.
And, yeah...fart catcher. Sure, why not. BUT, I'm more interested in the fact that there is an actual Sex Machines Museum in Prague. Posted by: Orson at November 25, 2025 10:41 PM (dIske) A few years ago, we were in NYC to have lunch with a friend of my wife's at the Ritz Carlton in the Flatiron District. Afterwards, my son and I stepped out to check out the neighborhood while my wife stayed behind to catch up. Going down 5th Avenue, we passed the Museum of Sex on our way to the Museum of Mathematics just around the corner on the same block. As Cindy Adams would say in the NY Post, "Only in New York, kids. Only in New York." Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:45 PM (0CU3H) 121
TV and pron would have American men believe women's, uh, 'down there' chamber is as roomy as a VW Bus.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:46 PM (xqw19) 122
And like a picture she was layin there
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 25, 2025 10:46 PM (gbOdA) 123
Good choice on the Donnie Iris, Doof.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:37 PM (41CYW) Glad you appreciate it! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:46 PM (QMAsf) 124
I had one of those in an 1985 810. It could be defeated by an ON/OFF switch in the console. When Car & Driver did a review of the car, they had a photo of the switch witha caption, 'There's a nagging lady that lives under thhis switch'. I wa so interested in the mechanism that I bought one off of Ebay. Still have it. Obviously, the tone arm indexes across to the proper message.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2025 10:44 PM (XeU6L) A Chatty Cathy doll, with a motor-driven skeleton hand to pull the string...now that would be cool. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:46 PM (npFr7) 125
>>> The two could be combined...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:44 PM (npFr7) Like bagpipes, of a sort. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:47 PM (3uBP9) 126
113/Thanks KT...have plates, utensils, sharp knife, tablecloth, napkins, decorations, as well as a turkey breast, stuffing, corn pudding, sweet potato casserole, and zinfadel cranberry relish - and apple pie ala mode. But no olives. Please don't tell TRex, he will be most disappointed.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:47 PM (cCn4/) 127
Darrell:
wait 'til you see the Museum of Sex Gift Shop... Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (xqw19) 128
What, so the toot smell stays in a porous leather bag? Sure it does.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (OoFl2) 129
Doof, I'm going down to the big southern county of Oklahoma to visit number two son and family. I think I may be the nefarious guest!
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (47diA) 130
SNL had 3 peaks, each a little bit lower. First of course was the original cast - Akroyd, Belushi, Bill Murray, Jane Curtain, Chevy Chase - Buck Henry was one of the writers and they could make you laugh til you had tears in your eyes every week. That wave faded out, it went flat .
But in ‘84 it built to a second peak with Jon Lovitz, Phil Hartman, Victoria Principal, Dana Carvey and others - a few more wonderful seasons til it faded again. And the final high was the David Spade - Chris Farley - Norm McDonald era. After that, which was in the 90’s, it was never worth watching again. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (ngbZu) 131
Thanksgiving dinner will be simple this year: I will join hubby at the nursing home. Probably will bring some cheese & crackers and onion dip.
I'll stay until he 'sundowns' and then go home & make that sloppy ol' bacon cheeseburger I've been craving! Lovely holiday. 🤔 Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (rdVOm) 132
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Evening, folken. It's been a strange day.
I remember the sequential blinker lights on the mid-'60s Thunderbirds. Though I'd forgotten that the Cougar, Mercury's answer to the T-Bird, had them too. Didn't some other car companies offer them a little later? Earlier this year we saw a Cougar, well-restored, outside a coffee shop/bakery in a suburban town near us. I knew what it was immediately, though I hadn't seen one since the late '90s in Denver. Black, with a red interior, it was amazing in its proportions and styling. The hood and trunk each seemed twice as long as a mid-size car today, and the vehicle was low to the ground -- though it hadn't been lowered as far as I know. The owner said it was the first year, the 1967. Not the XR-7 model, the "sporty" one with the toggle switches on the dash like the Jaguar E-Type of those days. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 25, 2025 10:49 PM (wzUl9) 135
And like a picture she was layin there
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 25, 2025 10:46 PM (gbOdA) It's a shame I won't be passin' through again Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:49 PM (QMAsf) 136
Tom Servo: agreed re SNL's two peaks.
But it was Victoria Jackson, not Victoria Principal (who was on Dallas). Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:49 PM (xqw19) 137
Like bagpipes, of a sort.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:47 PM (3uBP9) "eat your fill of beans and Melbourne cabbage tonight, Lassie. We be playin' Scotland The Brave tomorrow." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:50 PM (npFr7) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 10:50 PM (L/fGl) 139
137 Like bagpipes, of a sort.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:47 PM (3uBP9) "eat your fill of beans and Melbourne cabbage tonight, Lassie. We be playin' Scotland The Brave tomorrow." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:50 PM (npFr7) "Now, let's eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow we die." Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:51 PM (0CU3H) 140
But it was Victoria Jackson, not Victoria Principal (who was on Dallas).
But what about their racks? Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 25, 2025 10:51 PM (47diA) 141
What, so the toot smell stays in a porous leather bag? Sure it does.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (OoFl2) Hey there! Was REALLY hoping our resident fashion reporter would have some input. OK, I didn't word that correctly. Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:52 PM (QMAsf) 142
LRob, they were interchangeable IIRC
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:52 PM (xqw19) 143
If anyone is close, there is room at our table for Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 10:52 PM (OoFl2) 144
130 SNL had 3 peaks, each a little bit lower. First of course was the original cast - Akroyd, Belushi, Bill Murray, Jane Curtain, Chevy Chase - Buck Henry was one of the writers and they could make you laugh til you had tears in your eyes every week. That wave faded out, it went flat .
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (ngbZu) Murray wasn't part of the "original" cast-- he was a writer season one and came on in season two after Chevy Chase left to make movies. (Foul Play, not exactly a comedy classic.) They got into a fight when Chase returned as a guess host. But I concede that Murray is considered part of original glory days. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:53 PM (FVLcK) 145
SNL had 3 peaks, each a little bit lower. First of course was the original cast - Akroyd, Belushi, Bill Murray, Jane Curtain, Chevy Chase - Buck Henry was one of the writers and they could make you laugh til you had tears in your eyes every week. That wave faded out, it went flat .
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (ngbZu) I don't think Bill Murray was in the original cast. I think he joined the second season. I remember him on the show doing a riff about 'being the new guy'. Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2025 10:53 PM (gKDq2) 146
The owner said it was the first year, the 1967. Not the XR-7 model, the "sporty" one with the toggle switches on the dash like the Jaguar E-Type of those days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 25, 2025 10:49 PM (wzUl9) Cougar was initially a gussied-up Mustang on the Mustang platform. At some point in the mid '70's, it became a clone of the Thunderbird on the Thunderbird platform. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:54 PM (npFr7) 147
137 Like bagpipes, of a sort.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:47 PM (3uBP9) "eat your fill of beans and Melbourne cabbage tonight, Lassie. We be playin' Scotland The Brave tomorrow." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:50 PM (npFr7) golf clap! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:54 PM (QMAsf) 148
141 What, so the toot smell stays in a porous leather bag? Sure it does.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (OoFl2) Hey there! Was REALLY hoping our resident fashion reporter would have some input. OK, I didn't word that correctly. Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:52 Can you just imagine trying to pretend you didn’t hear Lady McGillicutty honk like a goose during the Walz because she trusted this thing? Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 10:54 PM (OoFl2) 149
Tomorrow I have to work out, wash and gas up the car, and hit Walmart and another local chain grocery for just my usual supplies. We're going to a suburban restaurant on Thurs.. No need for things like large frozen barnyard birds.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 25, 2025 10:54 PM (wzUl9) 150
Probably didn't take a genius to look at the vanvera and think: "Wouldn't it be hilarious if I put a full one on someone's seat and they sat on it?"
Few people know that the original Whoopie Cushions were using live ammo. Posted by: MartynWW at November 25, 2025 10:55 PM (+1tao) 151
Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2025 10:49 PM (gKDq2)
King Harv is going to put you on a list. And not on a good list like Santa Claus. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:55 PM (FVLcK) 152
Evening all!
I hope everyone expecting snow this weekend stays warm. We have a cold front coming in tonight with strong winds. Yeck! Posted by: Joyenz at November 25, 2025 10:55 PM (2F0/Y) The Beastmaster Cafe![]() R to L: A Siberian tiger, a scratching post, lunch ![]()
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The people on that Beastmaster poster look nothing like the real actors. And where are the ferrets?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:22 PM (vZ7A2) Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:22 PM (mP0Kj) 3
That’s a big pussy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2025 07:23 PM (u73oe) 4
Evening all
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2025 07:25 PM (QtIaX) 5
Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer. Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (BihGC) 6
Where are the ferrets?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (kd1a0) Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (QtIaX) 8
Yes chickens are strange animals and we love them
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:27 PM (+qU29) 9
discussion of crab migration is making me itch
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (rbvCR) 10
Never seen Beastmaster, but if it's from Don Coscarelli, I'm in!
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (r+xel) Posted by: The Echo at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (Wnv9h) 12
Jive-ass inflatable penguins are gonna wreck Christmas.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F) 13
Status of the mephitic bouquet left by 3 troops of penguins happy-footing through the Café recently: Pungent.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (0sNs1) 14
My big tom is telling me it is time to feed him. He is like a black panther, but he only weighs 20 lbs
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (rbvCR) 15
"Now THAT'S a big scratching post!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (cjvQp) 16
Good evening, horde!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (zYpTz) 17
Evening, Horde...How goes it?
Laundry is laundered, grades are graded, groceries are grocered, work is worked. Nothing to do for the next few days except watch DVDs, play video games, read books, and eat too much food. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (IBQGV) 18
Never seen Beastmaster, but if it's from Don Coscarelli, I'm in!
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (r+xel) ===== It's primo 80s camp. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (Q9UqY) 19
"Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+) 20
Pretty sure Beastmaster and similar movies were an attempt to cash in on Conan the Barbarian's cult-popularity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (IBQGV) 21
Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer.
Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (BihGC) ===== Marc Singer and his sister Lori (Footloose) have the most beautiful eyes. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:33 PM (Q9UqY) 22
TJM, you still around?
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 07:33 PM (77rzZ) 23
6 Where are the ferrets?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (kd1a0) Didn’t they sweep your apartment for bugs last week ? Posted by: George Smiley at November 25, 2025 07:34 PM (TTAGa) 24
Went to town to get the mail. Thermometer in truck reads zero. "Oh, it warmed up? Oh, wait...(sees tiny "F")
But it shot all the way up to 3 on my return home. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:34 PM (npFr7) 25
Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+) Missed a Westley Crusher sock opportunity Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (0714D) 26
Mmmmm, Tanya Roberts
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (5yDGQ) 27
Hey, Perfessor! Hey, Dash!
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1) 29
Chickens have small gyroscopes embedded in their heads, leaving little room for brains.
Posted by: Chicken Facts at November 25, 2025 07:36 PM (vFG9F) 30
Olivia Nuzzi just took a flea and tick bath.
Looking forward to her 1,000-word essay on the subject. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (mADJX) 31
I am positive I never saw a episode of You can see what I hear
Ever. Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (+qU29) 32
If a Wesley Crusher could crush Wesleys, how many Wesleys could a Wesley Crusher crush?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (npFr7) 33
Still watching AppleTV's Invasion. It is so bad that I guess I am hatewatching it at super speed. Apparently only Japanese Super Lesbian can save mankind. The greatest minds of the human race are no match for her "love".
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:38 PM (jc0TO) 34
12 Jive-ass inflatable penguins are gonna wreck Christmas. - Penguin Facts
They're actually real. And they're watching you. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:39 PM (mADJX) 35
I don’t have the mental stamina to read the rest of the comments, but there was a stand-up comic who had the joke that HBO stood for “Hey, Beastmaster”s on!”
Posted by: Hipster Ninja at November 25, 2025 07:39 PM (WeQvm) 36
Damn.... Ferrets were named Odo and Kodo weren't they?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:39 PM (mP0Kj) 37
>>>I don’t have the mental stamina to read the rest of the comments, but there was a stand-up comic who had the joke that HBO stood for “Hey, Beastmaster”s on!”
Lol. It's funny because it's true. Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 07:40 PM (1wjle) 38
"But it shot all the way up to 3 on my return home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon" I hope this ice age talk is just that. I don't know if I could endure cold like that for months anymore. It was 83 here today. Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (vFG9F) 39
33 Still watching AppleTV's Invasion. It is so bad that I guess I am hatewatching it at super speed. Apparently only Japanese Super Lesbian can save mankind. The greatest minds of the human race are no match for her "love".
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:38 PM (jc0TO) Japanese remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (mP0Kj) 40
>>36 Damn.... Ferrets were named Odo and Kodo weren't they?
that rings a bell but I couldn't swear to it. but yeah, that sounds right. Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (1wjle) 41
While I was out running errands today, I drove past Costco, hoping to dash in and get a pumpkin pie. Nope, parking lot was full, with cars cruising around looking for an empty stall.
Guess I'll have to make do with the emergency backup pumpkin pie I got at Walmart. It is a sad looking critter, perhaps made in China. I wonder how much lead and melamine is in it. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (4mmkh) 42
Missed a Westley Crusher sock opportunity
Posted by: Beartooth ---------- If Wil Wheaton had been cast as the boy in Beastmaster, we all would have been cheering for him to be sacrificed. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (5yDGQ) 43
"Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+) IIRC the one in Beastmaster was dyed Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (rbvCR) 44
>>> This astronomy is making me horny.
Because it's a Mons? yes but also because it looks like big round boob with a nipple. Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (1wjle) 45
The giant lizard is not cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (A0sqA) 46
Penguins have been targeted by Sphenicidaphobes for the most preposterous and mentally twisted of reasons. Perhaps the most bizarre trigger of anti-Penguin sentiment is an untreated form of Asperger's syndrome manifesting itself in the constant repetition of the word “mephitic”.
In any event, these people are increasingly resorting to truly outrageous propaganda. For example: https://tinyurl.com/5d7ztbj2 Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (mADJX) 47
Beastmaster wasn't just on HBO...I remember seeing it crop up on other channels like WGN, TNT, or TBS (at least one of those) quite frequently.
I never bothered to watch it all the way through, though. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:43 PM (IBQGV) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:44 PM (zZu0s) 49
Yes chickens are strange animals and we love them
Posted by: Skip Especially with fajita seasoning. Which I'm cooking right now. Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2025 07:44 PM (QtIaX) 50
Kodo and Podo. One valiantly gave his life taking down one of those gimp monsters.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:45 PM (zZu0s) 51
Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer.
Posted by: Soothsayer Can't unsee it, now. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 07:45 PM (nhCoE) 52
The giant lizard is not cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (A0sqA) Immediately after the clip ends, a little old lady starts whacking it with a broom, hollering, "You been here four hours! You go now!" Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2025 07:46 PM (4mmkh) Posted by: Lt. Worf at November 25, 2025 07:46 PM (A0sqA) 54
The ferrets were good at sneaking and getting stuff like jail cell keys. Other than that they just stink up the place.
Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:46 PM (vFG9F) 55
I know I'm not supposed to be up in here.
You know I'm not supposed to be up in here. Both of these are your problem. Posted by: The Giant Lizard at November 25, 2025 07:48 PM (A0sqA) 56
You can't housetrain a ferret.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:48 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:49 PM (zZu0s) 58
You can't housetrain a toby928(c).
Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM (9fYs9) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM (L/fGl) 60
You can't housetrain a ferret.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:48 PM (jc0TO) ===== My sister had one that used a litterbox. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM (EzbKu) 61
You know, "Breastmaster" would be a great brand name for a line of bras for full-figured gals.
"It lifts, and agitates!" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (npFr7) 62
You can't housetrain a toby928(c).
Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM Harsh but fair. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (jc0TO) 63
Ah, Wesley Crusher. The fellow who thinks I really believe pineapples grow on palm trees. Well, just to set the record straight, old boy, I raise pineapple plants as a hobby, so I know they don't grow on palm trees. What my fictional characters believe is another matter.
Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (mADJX) 64
Ferrets were named Odo and Kodo weren't they?"
"All pilgrims have a love of life. Especially their own..." Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (XuXeR) 65
WTBS loved them some Beastmaster.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (LjSYW) 66
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (TbUYH) 67
My sister had one that used a litterbox.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM How did she train it? The half dozen that I have known just didn't give a damn. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (jc0TO) 68
"Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat IIRC the one in Beastmaster was dyed Posted by: Kindltot That's what happened to the schmuck who had to color it. Posted by: and he's bleeding applying the dye of the tiger at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (nhCoE) 69
AOP I laffed
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (A0sqA) 70
we quoting Jim Croce now ?
Posted by: alpine_beer at November 25, 2025 07:53 PM (EH7ZV) Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 07:54 PM (XuXeR) 72
Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer.
Posted by: Soothsayer Can't unsee it, now. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 07:45 PM Neither can I. 🤣 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:54 PM (Wnv9h) 73
Better turn this off
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:54 PM (+qU29) 74
I think the ferrets had more screen presence than Singer.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0714D) 75
we quoting Jim Croce now ?
Posted by: alpine_beer at November 25, 2025 07:53 PM (EH7ZV) Now I have time in a bottle playing. *sigh* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (zZu0s) 76
Whenever you read the word "penguin", don't forget the '8 P's' we were taught as children:
Penguins push profuse pustulant pernicious polymorphicaly-perverse pestilence. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1) 77
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM But you could hang in a buffalo stance. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (Wnv9h) 78
Ah, Wesley Crusher. The fellow who thinks I really believe pineapples grow on palm trees. Well, just to set the record straight, old boy, I raise pineapple plants as a hobby, so I know they don't grow on palm trees. What my fictional characters believe is another matter.
Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (mADJX) ==== Pineapples grow on pine trees, of course. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (A0sqA) 79
Buffalo girls?
Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (XuXeR) 80
How did she train it? The half dozen that I have known just didn't give a damn.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (jc0TO)litter box. ===== I'm not sure. They were these corner kinds, and she (the ferret) would back up into it, use it, then resume stealing things and hiding them under the bed. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (BJ3RU) 81
I think the ferrets had more screen presence than Singer.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0714D) He was a thing for a little bit there. V and this. And this, as ace said, was ALWAYS on. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (LjSYW) 83
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM Are you referring to bison or buffalo? Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (OsWVp) 84
Baby ferrets called kits?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (zZu0s) 85
>>>A bird, maybe an owl, camouflages itself as a log. I'm just glad it didn't reveal itself to be a spider.
Don't think that's an owl. You've had these on the Cafe before. Some kind of Big Mouth something or other. Some other not an owl kind of bird. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (syz1S) 86
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM Roger Miller. Novelty song from the 60s. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (4mmkh) 87
Shut up, Wesley.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (Wnv9h) 88
Motherfuckers always gotta try to ice skate up hill.
Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 07:58 PM (zZu0s) 89
A bird, maybe an owl, camouflages itself as a log.
------------- "Pardon me, do you have any Great Potoo?" Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:58 PM (cjvQp) 90
Try not to sing out of key?
Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:01 PM (XuXeR) 91
Lion brothers fight over the bed.
------------ OUT: "But first, you will blow me." IN: "But first, you will sit on my face." Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 08:02 PM (cjvQp) 92
Try not to sing out of key?
Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:01 PM (XuXeR) Never seems to be enough time, To do the things I wanna do Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 08:02 PM (zZu0s) 93
48 Re Best parts of Beastmastrr
I see no mention of naked Tanya Roberts. Gay! Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:44 PM (zZu0s) The skinny-dipping scene. Posted by: davidt at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (Q+gd/) 94
Beastmaster definitely had a leopard. (Or a panther, though commenters have told me these are the same animal.) That one's right on the poster.
------------- That black panther doesn't skip biceps day at the gym. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (cjvQp) 95
>>>IIRC the one in Beastmaster was dyed
i always thought that, but later I saw a black panther in the zoo and it also had black spots "under" its black fur. Like, even the black leopards have black spots. Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (1wjle) 96
32 If a Wesley Crusher could crush Wesleys, how many Wesleys could a Wesley Crusher crush?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (npFr7) All of 'em. You'll run out of Wesleys in no time. Except for that guy that once shot a man for snorin' too loud. He scares me. Posted by: The Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (pIfcn) 97
but i guess the beastmaster cat was a tiger, spraypainted black to look like a panther?
Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (1wjle) 98
Try not to sing out of key?
Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:01 PM (XuXeR) Never seems to be enough time, To do the things I wanna do Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 08:02 PM (zZu0s) Obligatory: https://youtu.be/XF8ZgguyQ3Y Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (Wnv9h) 99
>>>Don't think that's an owl. You've had these on the Cafe before. Some kind of Big Mouth something or other. Some other not an owl kind of bird.
oh yeah maybe a frogmouth Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (1wjle) 100
Hey everybody. Hey ace.
Olivia Nuzzi just took a flea and tick bath. But did it take care of her STDs? Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (xqw19) 101
The skinny-dipping scene.
Posted by: davidt at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (Q+gd/) Mmmm-hmmm. And iirc in that scene she is not bleached blonde but had a dirty blonde to brown hair look. Pretty hot. Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (zZu0s) 102
>> Because it's a Mons?
Olympus Mons. Mars is also home to the biggest canyon in the solar system, Valles Marineris, which makes the Grand Canyon look like a little scratch. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (w6EFb) 103
Don't think that's an owl. You've had these on the Cafe before. Some kind of Big Mouth something or other. Some other not an owl kind of bird.
oh yeah maybe a frogmouth Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (1wjle) Yeah, yeah, like that Tim Walz fella. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (0aYVJ) 104
The NYT might be the worst newspaper in the US, at this point. It's down to garbage tier clickbait.
"Acclaimed Writer of Indigenous Stories Says He Is Not Cherokee Thomas King said he felt “ripped in half” on learning he had no Indigenous ancestry. The Canadian author has dedicated his career to writing about Indigenous people." https://is.gd/5H0Uc4 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (BI5O2) 105
Speaking of camouflaged spiders, outside our bedroom window there was a leaf sort of caught up on a spider web. The fetching Mrs Beartooth watched as the spider ran out, grabbed the leave and brought it back next to the window, secured it with more webbing then crawled behind it. So, it built a camouflaged shelter that protects it from the elements and gets heat via the window.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 08:06 PM (0714D) 106
/off sock
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:06 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 08:07 PM (Ffc+8) 108
So, it built a camouflaged shelter that protects it from the elements and gets heat via the window.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 08:06 PM And it watches you in your bedroom. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (A0sqA) 110
Valles Marineris with the continental US outline imposed for scale: https://is.gd/gGD3kc That's a big gulley. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (xqw19) 112
The ferrets are Kodo and Podo. Odo was the shapeshifter security officer on Deep Space 9.
Posted by: Serious geekery at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:09 PM (zZu0s) 114
And it watches you in your bedroom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM The Observation Lounge does get crowded sometimes. Posted by: Bob from NSA at November 25, 2025 08:09 PM (0sNs1) 115
109 Otters, cool. Penguins, cool. Kittens, cool. Lizards, not cool. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (A0sqA) Actually, lizards are cold blooded, the others are warm blooded. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (Ffc+8) 116
Thomas King said he felt “ripped in half” on learning he had no Indigenous ancestry. The Canadian author has dedicated his career to writing about Indigenous people."
https://is.gd/5H0Uc4 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (BI5O2) Well, he's got the "making shit up" part down to a science. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (npFr7) 117
Thomas King said he felt “ripped in half” on learning he had no Indigenous ancestry. The Canadian author has dedicated his career to writing about Indigenous people."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (BI5O2) What a pussy. Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (9fYs9) 118
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM Roger Miller. Novelty song from the 60s. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy Well, it's no Chug-a-Lug Chug-a-Lug. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (L/fGl) 119
NYT is about ]-[ this close to publishing a BuzzFeed listicle about the top 17 NTC hotspots where you're likeliest to get caught by a cop dressed as a gay whore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:11 PM (BI5O2) 120
I prefer the Pentax Mons and Nikon Mons myself :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM Pffft! The Hasselblad Mons is the one to own. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:11 PM (Wnv9h) 121
RMBS, yes but it costs $10,000
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:12 PM (xqw19) 122
Blade vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Discuss. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone Buffy wins the long game. Since another Slayer was "promoted" every time Buffy died (and was resuscitated or resurrected), she'd eventually outnumber him by enough to out-badass even Wesley Snipes. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 08:13 PM (nhCoE) 123
Blade vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Discuss. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:09 PM Kristy Swanson >>>>>>> Wesley Snipes. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Wnv9h) 124
OUT: "But first, you will blow me."
IN: "But first, you will sit on my face." Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November And tell me that you love me? Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 08:15 PM (mT+6a) 125
I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Not sure that's something that needs to be remedied in my lifetime. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 08:16 PM (Ffc+8) 126
Disagree. Blade is minimal flash. Kind of like the John Wick of vampire killers. Just shooting motherfuckers in the head. Done. I'd say Buffy would be thinking up a quip, get decapitated and Wesley snipes would be cleaning his sword inside a minute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:16 PM (zZu0s) 127
In my 29 years I have sung exactly two karaoke songs: "Dust in the Wind" and" King of the Road."
I would like to do "Sweating Bullets," but that's not in the cues of most karaoke machines. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:16 PM (0aYVJ) 128
Kristy Swanson >>>>>>> Wesley Snipes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Wnv9h) Hmmm. Interesting argument. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:17 PM (zZu0s) 129
RMBS, yes but it costs $10,000
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:12 PM The RMBS Dad's hobby was photography. Goddaughter The Younger's grandfather was a professional photographer. He had a Hasselblad that somehow got out of kilter. Told the dad if he could fix it, it was his. Surprising absolutely no one, the dad fixed it. One of these days I'll have to look up it's value. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:17 PM (Wnv9h) 130
I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Not sure that's something that needs to be remedied in my lifetime. Posted by: AlaBAMA The movie was camp. The TV series got good, mostly after the first season. Which was a half-season-long mid-season replacement for something else that must have sucked. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 08:17 PM (nhCoE) 131
That damn Vance!
Joy Reid pushes the deranged conspiracy theory that JD Vance is going to leave his wife for Erika Kirk: “Rubbin on his head? Babyyyy… you in leatha pants?… Wouldn’t it be the most perfect MAGA fairy-tail if he finally sees the light that he needs a White Queen instead of this brown Hindu?” Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:18 PM (L/fGl) 132
Back in the early days of cable I must have watched Beastmaster a dozen or three times.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:19 PM (estQK) 133
RMBS, understood.
I got my technology and photography interest from my dad as well, although he was always happy with whatever was on sale. Crazy me, of course, is in love with the out-of-reach stuff. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:19 PM (xqw19) Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 08:20 PM (mT+6a) 135
you can keep the dime
Posted by: alpine_beer at November 25, 2025 08:21 PM (EH7ZV) 136
Believe it or do not believe it, I eat average 30 eggs a week. I have NEVER in my life seen a "double yolk." What are the odds? Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:22 PM (BihGC) 137
The demand for racism always outstrip the supply.
Although a few of the stories lately make you examine that. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:23 PM (zZu0s) 138
Pug: is "Everything Is You" by the Stylistics easy to find to do karaoke with?
I like to think I can make myself sound a bit like Russell Thompkins Jr. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:23 PM (xqw19) 139
RMBS, understood.
I got my technology and photography interest from my dad as well, although he was always happy with whatever was on sale. Crazy me, of course, is in love with the out-of-reach stuff. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:19 PM I still have an old wood, brass and leather Kodak and tripod the dad had as a kid. Glass slide type. Along with a couple of photographs he took with it of his little sister. It's a great piece. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:23 PM (Wnv9h) 140
76 Whenever you read the word "penguin", don't forget the '8 P's' we were taught as children:
Penguins push profuse pustulant pernicious polymorphicaly-perverse pestilence. - Duncanthrax Hmm. Pernicious Alliterative Commenting Online. A sad case of end-stage Spheniscidaphobia. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (mADJX) 141
I get Family Sized Tea Bags that are duds on occasion.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (estQK) 142
I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
------- I saw the movie in the theater, long before the television show came out. Once upon a time there was a decent movie in the theater pretty much every week. Posted by: Crusader at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (TN0g+) 143
I get Family Sized Tea Bags that are duds on occasion.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (estQK) How do you fit a whole family on your chin? Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM (9fYs9) 144
RMBS, all that sounds like really nice stuff. Is the Kodak a Brownie?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM (xqw19) 145
After admitting President Trump hasn't issued any illegal orders, Elissa Slotkin bizarrely brings up the Nuremberg trials and "A Few Good Men" to try and justify Democrats' insurrectionist video.
- And don't forget Jurassic Park! Sumbitch could be cloning Tyrannosaurs and Raptors! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:26 PM (L/fGl) 146
I get Family Sized Tea Bags that are duds on occasion.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (estQK) How do you fit a whole family on your chin? Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM (9fYs9) There's a sperm volume joke in here somewhere. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:27 PM (zZu0s) 147
Bird is a frogmouth -related to whipoorwill. Sometimes called nightjars.
Posted by: Glenn at November 25, 2025 08:27 PM (vneJl) Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:28 PM (XuXeR) 149
Anon, next thing you know Trump will be shrinking DC representatives.
"Honey I Shrunk The Congress!" Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:28 PM (xqw19) 150
And don't forget Jurassic Park! Sumbitch could be cloning Tyrannosaurs and Raptors!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:26 PM (L/fGl) *nods* So worried about whether they could, they did not stop to think if they should. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:28 PM (zZu0s) 151
Kelly should absolutely be censured in the Senate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:29 PM (xqw19) 152
I saw the movie in the theater, long before the television show came out. Once upon a time there was a decent movie in the theater pretty much every week.
Posted by: Crusader at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (TN0g+) Before they had kids, my brother and his wife would spend an entire Saturday watching a movie, getting tickets for another; and they had a great time seeing mostly pretty decent flicks. Some duds, of course, but that's part of the fun. Sometimes they would see three of four. But the 80s was kind of a golden age. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (0aYVJ) 153
Kelly should absolutely be censured in the Senate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:29 PM (xqw19) You misspelled keelhauled. Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (9fYs9) 154
RMBS, all that sounds like really nice stuff. Is the Kodak a Brownie?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM I think so. That rings a bell. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (Wnv9h) 155
Compared to Hammond and his Jurassic flea circus, Elon Musk wanting to create cat-girls is positively benign.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (BqVGy) 156
ferret, how about drawn and quartered? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (xqw19) 157
Kelly should be left under the keel as Nimitz does a speed run.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:31 PM (BqVGy) 158
RMBS, it is probably worth a pretty penny then.
Especially if it still works. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:31 PM (xqw19) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 08:32 PM (Ffc+8) 160
Do the Nimitz Carriers have to be retired at some point?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:32 PM (estQK) 161
RMBS, it is probably worth a pretty penny then.
Especially if it still works. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:31 PM As far as I know it does work. I think I have a couple of glass plates as well. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:33 PM (Wnv9h) 162
Nimitz should have gone into deactivation this year, but the Ford class is having issues.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:33 PM (BqVGy) 163
RMBS, your retirement is assured then :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:34 PM (xqw19) 164
but the Ford class is having issues.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:33 PM (BqVGy) Weren't they trying some new sort of catapult? That worked as well as the rail gun thing? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:34 PM (zZu0s) 165
AFAIK, Brownies were all roll-film cameras, and were inexpensive. Kodak made a whole line of other cameras, both roll and sheet film, that used a bellows to focus. "Ektagraphic" is one such model.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:35 PM (npFr7) 166
The Fords are rolling out too slowly.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:35 PM (estQK) 167
I shudder to think of what would have happened to any Repub congresscreature who mentioned during Obama's term that soldiers didn't have to follow illegal orders.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (xqw19) 168
Believe it or do not believe it, I eat average 30 eggs a week. I have NEVER in my life seen a "double yolk." What are the odds? Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You I never saw any until I started buying Jumbo eggs. Now I see one every couple of dozen or so. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (pkeXY) 169
RMBS, your retirement is assured then :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:34 PM 😄 He had an extensive collection of antique cameras. I'll have to find someone who can value them one of these days. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (Wnv9h) 170
AFAIK, Brownies were all roll-film cameras, and were inexpensive. Kodak made a whole line of other cameras, both roll and sheet film, that used a bellows to focus. "Ektagraphic" is one such model.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:35 PM This one is older than roll film. I'll have to see if I can find anything about it online. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:38 PM (Wnv9h) 171
Hey Steve!
I didn't get to post an answer on the radish question until the very end of the food thread, but looking at your website link, it looks like pickled daikon radish. A classic accompanyment at most fine Korean restaurants. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 25, 2025 08:39 PM (/HDaX) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 08:39 PM (pkeXY) 173
Trebuchet ftw.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (estQK) 174
Additional Blond Agent: thanks for the info!
I can't believe that radish side would be hard to make at home. Like I said, I think the brine is just water, sugar and a bit of salt. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (xqw19) 175
Chicago’s Marxist Mayor Brandon Johnson Says Imprisoning Violenct Criminals is ‘Racist, Immoral and Unholy’
I agree. Held in protective custody until trial because they should be treated as outlaws and subject to whatever the good citizenry chooses to do with them. Unless the request protective custody and dand a trial. If convicted they get the ol' eye for an eye (or whatever) and left as their victim was. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 25, 2025 08:41 PM (rGPrJ) 176
A bird, maybe an owl, camouflages itself as a log.
For a bit of irony, back when I was a teenager, I had a friend who was a bit of nature girl. She had a pet bluejay and one day, while she was walking, it was sitting on her shoulder. Suddenly it took off and flew right at her house, nailing something that looked like a vine or twig hanging from the siding. Turns out it was a praying mantis that failed camoflage school. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 25, 2025 08:42 PM (/HDaX) 177
My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade, it was old even then, but I took pictures of Yellowstone with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:42 PM (ngbZu) 178
Beastmaster, hmmm? Death Stalker, yes. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 08:43 PM (P9xGM) 179
If convicted they get the ol' eye for an eye (or whatever) and left as their victim was. ---- Too early to call dibs on the air hose? Posted by: clarence at November 25, 2025 08:43 PM (GE9Fw) 180
131 That damn Vance!
Joy Reid pushes the deranged conspiracy theory that JD Vance is going to leave his wife for Erika Kirk: “Rubbin on his head? Babyyyy… you in leatha pants?… Wouldn’t it be the most perfect MAGA fairy-tail if he finally sees the light that he needs a White Queen instead of this brown Hindu?” Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ......................................................... Amazing. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 25, 2025 08:43 PM (sAmhv) 181
I can't believe that radish side would be hard to make at home. Like I said, I think the brine is just water, sugar and a bit of salt.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (xqw19) Nah, the real trick, according to my asian wife, is finding a decent quality daikon radish (hint: don't buy the really big ones) at the market. Once you got that part down, the pickling is straightforward. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 25, 2025 08:44 PM (/HDaX) 182
He had an extensive collection of antique cameras. I'll have to find someone who can value them one of these days.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (Wnv9h) If you want to carry on, and add to the collection, I have a few not-very-valuable cameras I would be happy to give you. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:44 PM (npFr7) Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at November 25, 2025 08:45 PM (Q+gd/) 184
Before they had kids, my brother and his wife would spend an entire Saturday watching a movie, getting tickets for another; and they had a great time seeing mostly pretty decent flicks. Some duds, of course, but that's part of the fun. Sometimes they would see three of four. But the 80s was kind of a golden age.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (0aYVJ) Buy tickets for another? In the 70’s when mall theaters came out with 8 screens and such, my friends and I would go at about 10 or 11 in the morning and then we’d spend all day hopping from screen to screen watching everything they had on one ticket. Eh, they made it up on all the popcorn and cokes we bought. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (ngbZu) 185
You only got to watch the SFW version if you were watching Beastmaster during daylight hours. They cut the part that went beyond "Beastmaster" level and went to "Hubba Hubba" levels - Tanya Roberts coming out of the pond topless.
Posted by: GWB at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (RMPzC) 186
Additional, again thanks. :-)
If you've never tried bb.q chicken, give 'em an order. Willing to guarantee you'll love their wings. Expensive, but at least they make sure the chicken is MEATY. I also love to dip everything in their honey garlic sauce. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (xqw19) 187
MTG resigns and a volcano erupts in Ethiopia. No way is this a coincidence.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (zqeQL) 188
It was on HBO for a decade.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:47 PM (estQK) 189
After an egg sale I eat 42 eggs per week.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:48 PM (estQK) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 08:48 PM (P9xGM) 191
I never saw any until I started buying Jumbo eggs. Now I see one every couple of dozen or so. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Must be nice. Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:50 PM (QhCdW) 192
I fondly remember the Breastmaster movie, and those two bouncy ferrets.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 08:50 PM (3uBP9) 193
I have not seen Blade, but I do know that Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy is superior to Kristy Swanson Buffy.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 25, 2025 08:51 PM (I+b0k) 194
173 Trebuchet ftw.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (estQK) https://tinyurl.com/486e6nxa Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 25, 2025 08:51 PM (pIfcn) 195
Buy tickets for another? In the 70’s when mall theaters came out with 8 screens and such, my friends and I would go at about 10 or 11 in the morning and then we’d spend all day hopping from screen to screen watching everything they had on one ticket. Eh, they made it up on all the popcorn and cokes we bought.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (ngbZu) You would have to meet my brother and his wife. Upright Christians. They don't even jaywalk. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:52 PM (0aYVJ) 196
177 My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade, it was old even then, but I took pictures of Yellowstone with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:42 PM (ngbZu) It took me a minute, but I finally realized you were not being patronized by your mom and dad with a tasty chocolate concoction. Posted by: moki at November 25, 2025 08:53 PM (wLjpr) 197
Title RefuckingVoked! Gay fag pervert pretending to be a girl "won" Worlds Strongest Woman title at some powerlifting event. Reeeeeeeeeeeee.... VOKED. Why? Because the backlash was too much for organizers to ignore. Because Trump's victory made it okay to vociferously oppose this evil, and not be cowered into silent acceptance. Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:54 PM (QhCdW) 198
Soothsayer, good news.
Also wanted to add if it's okay: FYI everyone, you all know the Babylon Bee right? There's a similar online website at IG about living in Orange County, California. As you may or may not know, the general rule in OC is: the further south you go, the higher the net worth per person/household. Anyway, the site is called the OC Tuna Melt, and they just ran a headline: Newport Beach Bristol Farms Supermarket now offering 22.99% APR financing for Thanksgiving dinner Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:55 PM (xqw19) 199
I think that birds a frogmouth. (Australian)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:56 PM (ngbZu) 200
What we're looking for here for is, I think - and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear - is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven feet long, and of the genus felis horribilis - what we doctors, in fact, call a 'tiger'.
Posted by: Dr. Livingstone at November 25, 2025 08:56 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: TBS at November 25, 2025 08:57 PM (LjSYW) 202
I think the big cat was painted black for the movie. It looked that way at least.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (3uBP9) 203
Don't call it the OC.
Posted by: Michael Bluth at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (0aYVJ) 204
Why?
Because the backlash was too much for organizers to ignore. Because Trump's victory made it okay to vociferously oppose this evil, and not be cowered into silent acceptance. Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear ---------- Amazing what a real leader can inspire. Patton pissed Ike off. But he liked it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (P9xGM) 205
My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade, it was old even then, but I took pictures of Yellowstone with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo It took me a minute, but I finally realized you were not being patronized by your mom and dad with a tasty chocolate concoction. Posted by: moki Or a girl scout. 3rd grade is a bit early for dating, but an "old" Brownie would be the same age. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (nhCoE) 206
I have not seen Blade, but I do know that Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy is superior to Kristy Swanson Buffy.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara Naked jello wrestling will solve this. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2025 08:59 PM (LjSYW) 207
>>> MTG resigns and a volcano erupts in Ethiopia. No way is this a coincidence.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (zqeQL) I think I read about that in Ace's movie review earlier today. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:00 PM (3uBP9) 208
196 177 My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade,
--- Weren't yall a little young for that kind of thing? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:00 PM (P9xGM) 209
Poor Tanya Roberts died in 2021 of sepsis. I wonder if the general degradation of medical care quality as result of the Great Sniffle Panic was a contributing factor?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:00 PM (npFr7) 210
Question: Could the Beastmaster control Manimal?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2025 09:01 PM (wVcYX) 211
My greatest veg-out at a movie theatre was in ‘74 - I looked it up - and the studio had this “Go Ape!” Promotion where you could go to the mall theatre on a Saturday and watch all 5 Planet of the Apes movies in a row - 10 grueling hours! Of course I did it.
By the time you got to the last one it was obvious that they were hardly even trying. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 09:02 PM (ngbZu) 212
what we doctors, in fact, call a 'tiger'.
Posted by: Dr. Livingstone at November 25, 2025 08:56 PM A tiger?! In Africa?! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 09:03 PM (Wnv9h) 213
Question: Could the Beastmaster control Manimal?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2025 09:01 PM *laughs* - ManBearPig Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 09:03 PM (Wnv9h) 214
The best parts of Beastmaster are actually just "all of Beastmaster," thank you very much. Posted by: Ace Does garret know you're watching beastmaster pr0n? Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:05 PM (QVmho) 215
Beastmaster was awesome. Miss Roberts and her nekkid boobies were inspiring. I teared up when the one ferret died.
Posted by: Ah, the 80s at November 25, 2025 09:06 PM (KmN9e) 216
Tom Servo:
In 1987 my local mallplex (only four theaters) had a double-feature, Stand By Me paired with Jumpin' Jack Flash (Whoopi Goldberg's Bond spoof). Odd coupling, but I was dying to see Stand By Me, and was only slightly curious about JJF. I left loving JJF and thinking Stand By Me was just meh. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:06 PM (xqw19) 217
Hello, friends! Rainy night here,
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:07 PM (Wmg4n) 218
209 Poor Tanya Roberts died in 2021 of sepsis. I wonder if the general degradation of medical care quality as result of the Great Sniffle Panic was a contributing factor?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon --- Even if one believed most of the crap any sane person would know that they (those hospitalized) were dropping like flies. (I'm talking about that period) Just don't go to the hospital. Pick another option. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:07 PM (P9xGM) 219
Kristy Swanson is pretty darned MAGA. I didn't know she was in the movie Flowers In the Attic. I also didn't know they made a Flowers In the Attic movie. I've only heard about those books from girls I knew in high school. It was so popular. It sounded really messed up. Chicks man...
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:08 PM (3uBP9) 220
I don't remember a ferret dying.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 09:08 PM (estQK) 221
Engaging the Beastmaster Gear should be reserved for only the most epic occasions... like getting to see Tanya Roberts emerge topless from a pond. - She was soooo very fine. Posted by: Bach In Black at November 25, 2025 09:08 PM (KY9hS) 222
Hello, friends! Rainy night here,
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:07 PM First time in a month, it seems. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:10 PM (jc0TO) 223
I must've never seen all of Beastmaster, because young teenaged me would DEFINITELY remember seeing a topless Tanya Roberts.
Posted by: PabloD at November 25, 2025 09:10 PM (lC2t1) 224
Yeah Jumping Jack Flash was about the last time Whoopi wasn’t repulsive.
Another world. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 09:12 PM (ngbZu) 225
I read the novel before seeing Planet of the Apes and the ending was different but I was still freaked out
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 09:14 PM (A0sqA) 226
Tom, yup.
The last time Whoopi was patriotic too. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:14 PM (xqw19) 227
>>> I must've never seen all of Beastmaster, because young teenaged me would DEFINITELY remember seeing a topless Tanya Roberts.
Posted by: PabloD at November 25, 2025 09:10 PM (lC2t1) The edited tv versions always cut it out. But the one on the Home Beastmaster Office channel kept it in. And I think it was on HBO at least once a week or more. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:14 PM (3uBP9) 228
I don't remember a ferret dying. Posted by: Boss Moss Tubi is streaming it. I just started it to rewatch once again. The three witches around the caldron are sporting a serious lap dance vibe if you take away the makeup. A ferret most definitely dies. It's nearly as bad as the ending of Old Yeller. Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:15 PM (QVmho) 229
The gimp mosters were scary. I think this film was teaching valuable lessons.
Rip Torn was eating the ass out of that role and loving every minute of it. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:16 PM (zZu0s) 230
197 Because the backlash was too much for organizers to ignore. Because Trump's victory made it okay to vociferously oppose this evil, and not be cowered into silent acceptance.
Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:54 PM (QhCdW) Very true. During Biden we had to shut up and take it. Posted by: Joemarine at November 25, 2025 09:17 PM (y171U) 231
A ferret most definitely dies. It's nearly as bad as the ending of Old Yeller.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:15 PM (QVmho) Ferret Fawcett-Majors died, too, which was also sad. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:17 PM (npFr7) 232
Rip Torn was eating the ass out of that role and loving every minute of it. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone I had forgotten he was in it until i just saw the opening scene. 100% tore that role up. What an actor. Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:18 PM (QVmho) 233
Is Beastmaster 1999 any good?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 09:18 PM (estQK) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:19 PM (P9xGM) 235
A ferret most definitely dies. It's nearly as bad as the ending of Old Yeller.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:15 PM (QVmho) This. One of the himp monsters is about to kill the kid or something and the feret attacks him. Chewing his neck. The gimp monster fails about and falls in the sacrificial fire, sadly taking the valiant feret with it. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:20 PM (zZu0s) 236
The... hawk(?) Bat monster things were pretty scary as a kid too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:22 PM (zZu0s) 237
My younger brother had Beastmaster memorized. He watched it probably around a thousand times. I was sick of it after seeing it once. Except for the TR titty scene. That part got worn out on the VHS tape.
Posted by: Reforger at November 25, 2025 09:23 PM (03GBw) 238
"If you've never tried bb.q chicken, give 'em an order. Willing to guarantee you'll love their wings. Expensive, but at least they make sure the chicken is MEATY. I also love to dip everything in their honey garlic sauce.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (xqw19)" If they have location near me, I'll have to give them a go. Thanks for the recommendation! Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 25, 2025 09:23 PM (/HDaX) 239
211 My greatest veg-out at a movie theatre was in ‘74 - I looked it up - and the studio had this “Go Ape!” Promotion where you could go to the mall theatre on a Saturday and watch all 5 Planet of the Apes movies in a row - 10 grueling hours! Of course I did it.
By the time you got to the last one it was obvious that they were hardly even trying. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 09:02 PM (ngbZu) There was a big drop off in quality after the first 3. Roddy McDowall had the good sense to quit after those. Posted by: Joemarine at November 25, 2025 09:23 PM (y171U) 240
Tanya Roberts and Rebecca DeMorney basically ushered me through puberty.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:23 PM (Ffc+8) 241
Ferret Fawcett-Majors died, too, which was also sad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:17 PM (npFr7) ISWYDT Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:24 PM (xqw19) 242
Additional Blonde Agent, my fave at bb.q chicken is their spicy original wings. KFC could only dream of making wings that good. And as mentioned, I get a side of honey garlic sauce with them as well.
Easy to find locations, just go to their website and enter your zip code. They've really expanded the last couple years. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:25 PM (xqw19) 243
My greatest veg-out at a movie theatre was in ‘74 - I looked it up - and the studio had this “Go Ape!” Promotion where you could go to the mall theatre on a Saturday and watch all 5 Planet of the Apes movies in a row - 10 grueling hours! Of course I did it. By the time you got to the last one it was obvious that they were hardly even trying. Posted by: Tom Servo ----- There was a big drop off in quality after the first 3. Roddy McDowall had the good sense to quit after those. Posted by: Joemarine I do this with The Hobbit, and Lord Of The Rings director's cut dvd sets once a yaer. Thankfully, the quality never drops. It's a long as fuck 18 hours, but well worth it. Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:25 PM (QVmho) 244
Whoa, there are 3 Beastmaster films.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:26 PM (qmNGt) 245
222 Hello, friends! Rainy night here,
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:07 PM First time in a month, it seems. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25 Going to be a little chilly, too! Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:26 PM (Wmg4n) 246
245 222 Hello, friends! Rainy night here,
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:07 PM First time in a month, it seems. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25 Going to be a little chilly, too! Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:26 PM (Wmg4n) Almost like winter is approaching! Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:27 PM (Ffc+8) 247
Almost like winter is approaching!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:27 PM *blink*blink* Posted by: Ned Stark's Head at November 25, 2025 09:28 PM (qmNGt) 248
[Mad Max] Waters: This is an important press conference that is being held to let you know what we're all doing: resisting this lowdown dirty no good filthy president
- Apparently doesn't know Biden is no longer president. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 09:28 PM (L/fGl) 249
What does it say about me that I want to murder every character in this Invasion series and yet I am still watching it?
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:30 PM (qmNGt) 250
247 Almost like winter is approaching!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:27 PM *blink*blink* Posted by: Ned Stark's Head at November 25, 2025 09:28 PM (qmNGt) You've lost weight! How are things? Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:30 PM (Ffc+8) 251
@Rightanglenews . Sep 2
BREAKING - Maduro is now begging President Trump not to take military action against Venezuela, insisting both nations can instead work together to end drug trafficking. -- We spent a lot of money on fuel, personnel, food and equipment getting down there. It's time for Venezuela to surrender or else. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:31 PM (P9xGM) 252
All of the Beastmaster movies lost money.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (estQK) 253
Yeah Jumping Jack Flash was about the last time Whoopi wasn’t repulsive.
Another world. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 09:12 PM "Oh, look! A tropical fish and its mate!" Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (Wnv9h) 254
Kristy Swanson is pretty darned MAGA. I didn't know she was in the movie Flowers In the Attic. I also didn't know they made a Flowers In the Attic movie. I've only heard about those books from girls I knew in high school. It was so popular. It sounded really messed up. Chicks man...
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:08 PM (3uBP9) ===== They effed up the movie, big time. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (r+pQK) 255
Let's take Venezuela. We need our own Gitmo outside of Cuba.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (Ffc+8) 256
All of the Beastmaster movies lost money.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (estQK) I can't imagine the first lost money in the long run. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (zZu0s) 257
RMBS, LOL
Quite a few funny moments in that film. I also love when she has to meet a contact at... the NYC Docks. "I may as well pin a note to my ass saying 'Victim here! Victim here!'" ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (xqw19) 258
Let's take Venezuela. We need our own Gitmo outside of Cuba.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM Filibuster! Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (qmNGt) 259
Let's take Venezuela. We need our own Gitmo outside of Cuba.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (Ffc+ Oil again. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:34 PM (zZu0s) 260
Toys In The Attic >>> Flowers In The Attic
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2025 09:34 PM (wVcYX) 261
maduro: there is no drug trafficking from shithole venezuela also maduro: let's work together to stop the drugs from shithole vuvuzuela Fuuuuuuuuuuuck You, maduro. Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 09:35 PM (DEpfd) 262
>>> All of the Beastmaster movies lost money.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (estQK) Maybe the real treasure were the friends they made along the way. Posted by: deep thoughts by banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:35 PM (3uBP9) 263
Good evening. First snow of the season. Yard has a covering.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 09:36 PM (41CYW) 264
Eric Metaxas@ericmetaxas . 2h
@GenFlynn joins me to talk about the deep state, Pam Bondi, Sidney Powell, the seditious six, and why he believes Trump must move at the speed of war to bring real justice and fix our elections. ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00) Intro (0:43) General Michael Flynn Joins (1:13) Pam Bondi And Justice Delay (3:33) Deep State And Wrong People (10:31) Seditious Six (17:44) Obama, Russiagate, and Trump Duty (24:25) Election Integrity And Speed Of War https://tinyurl.com/26yhb3uy Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:36 PM (P9xGM) Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:36 PM (qmNGt) 266
>>> They effed up the movie, big time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (r+pQK) Based on the little I know about the movie, could they even do all that in the 80s? Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:37 PM (3uBP9) 267
toby:
you can always depend on the kindness of strangers! Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:37 PM (xqw19) 268
Filibuster!
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (qmNGt) You could have socked this as William Walker, you know. Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 09:38 PM (rbvCR) 269
247 Almost like winter is approaching!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:27 PM Yes, but I like our version of winter. Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:38 PM (Wmg4n) 270
toby:
you can always depend on the kindness of strangers! Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:37 PM The greatest TV musical since Gilligan did Hamlet. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:38 PM (qmNGt) 271
POOL SHARKS
"Where the buyer is our chum" Posted by: Simpsons Signs as remembered by qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:39 PM (xqw19) 272
It looks like the Lifetime network is making a modern version of the books too. Probably the network for it. I've never heard of a man reading the books.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:39 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing means anything at November 25, 2025 09:40 PM (LaTF/) 274
Rebecca DeMorney is still a good looking lady at 66.
Posted by: Z, no not him. A different Z at November 25, 2025 09:41 PM (89Sog) 275
Toby, almost.
You're forgetting the sequel to Apocalypse Now, a musical called Apocalypse Wow! Jay Sherman (played by Jon Lovitz) reviewed it on his animated show, The Critic. Brando sang: Here I am, I'm Colonel Kurtz Fat and bald like old Fred Mertz! Let me do a hula dance To shake the egg rolls from my pants... Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:41 PM (xqw19) 276
Good evening. First snow of the season. Yard has a covering.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 09:36 PM (41CYW) The first snow is a magic snow. BOLO for a magician's hat, corncob pipe, etc. Posted by: Rankin Bass at November 25, 2025 09:41 PM (wVcYX) 277
>>> Rebecca DeMorney is still a good looking lady at 66.
Posted by: Z, no not him. A different Z at November 25, 2025 09:41 PM (89Sog) There was also a gal with really amazing eyes in the same era, similar kind of movies. I forget her name. But not her eyes. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:44 PM (3uBP9) 278
They're saying possibility of Sydney Powell replacing Bondi.
Earlier today I read about her being replaced but dismissed it as gossip. Now, General Flynn is talking about it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:44 PM (P9xGM) 279
They're saying possibility of Sydney Powell replacing Bondi.
Earlier today I read about her being replaced but dismissed it as gossip. Now, General Flynn is talking about it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:44 PM (P9xGM) Nekkid jello wrestling to determine which has the larger qualifications? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:47 PM (npFr7) 280
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:44 PM (3uBP9)
You're not talking about creepy eyes, right? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:48 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:48 PM (npFr7) 282
RMBS, LOL
Quite a few funny moments in that film. I also love when she has to meet a contact at... the NYC Docks. "I may as well pin a note to my ass saying 'Victim here! Victim here!'" ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM I enjoy that movie way too much. "Mick, Mick...speak English!" Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 09:49 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:49 PM (qmNGt) 284
Ah, Meg Foster. With the eyes.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:50 PM (3uBP9) 285
Sydney Sweeney for Secretary of Awesomeness.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:50 PM (xqw19) 286
RMBS, again, LOL. Wish Mick could have done a cameo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:51 PM (xqw19) 287
I was fortunate enough to have been married to a lovely lady for 40 years who looked like Rebecca DeMornay and was mistaken for her sometimes in public. She remained lovely for decades, but passed away in 2020.
Posted by: She Was Awesome In Every Way at November 25, 2025 09:52 PM (zmYmM) 288
Don't know how much influence Flynn has with Trump but he's articulating exactly what many of us feel about DoJ.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:53 PM (P9xGM) 289
>>> I was fortunate enough to have been married to a lovely lady for 40 years who looked like Rebecca DeMornay and was mistaken for her sometimes in public. She remained lovely for decades, but passed away in 2020.
Posted by: She Was Awesome In Every Way at November 25, 2025 09:52 PM (zmYmM) I'm so sorry. May her memory be a blessing. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:53 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 09:56 PM (rbvCR) 291
Based on the little I know about the movie, could they even do all that in the 80s?
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:37 PM (3uBP9) ===== Probably not, but they didn't have to mess up the ending so badly. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 09:56 PM (r+pQK) 292
Doesn't Flynn want to burn down DOJ with everyone locked inside?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:56 PM (xqw19) 293
Posted by: She Was Awesome In Every Way at November 25, 2025 09:52 PM (zmYmM)
May her memory remain a blessing. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:56 PM (zZu0s) 294
That lizard should have learned to ask for help for items on the top shelf by now.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 09:57 PM (FVLcK) 295
we are doomed! Doomed I say!
youtu.be/ZOVe2jDETIo Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 09:56 PM (rbvCR) Kind of fits today's mode on the blog. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:57 PM (zZu0s) 296
Gen Flynn has been proven to be a bit trusting in the past.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 09:59 PM (rbvCR) 297
278. Isn’t she a convicted felon? Or did Trump pardon her? There’s no way she could get confirmed.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 25, 2025 09:59 PM (63x2o) 298
The overnight has begun.
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=417473 Posted by: mindful webworker - teacups down, beer mugs up at November 25, 2025 09:59 PM (LaTF/) 299
278 They're saying possibility of Sydney Powell replacing Bondi.
Earlier today I read about her being replaced but dismissed it as gossip. Now, General Flynn is talking about it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:44 PM (P9xGM) Gen Flynn is a great guy but has oddball ideas. Posted by: Joemarine at November 25, 2025 09:59 PM (y171U) 300
Kindltot: whatcha wanna bet the package inside the robot was fragile. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (xqw19) 301
ONT
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (xqw19) 302
Kindltot: whatcha wanna bet the package inside the robot was fragile. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (xqw19) No different handling that UPS, I am sure Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:02 PM (rbvCR) 303
Or fedex
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:02 PM (rbvCR) 304
I get tawny frogmouths in my yard. Nice birds. They eat all the cockroaches, mice and young rats.
Posted by: Bruce of Newcastle at November 25, 2025 10:17 PM (ecysd) Trump Turns Turkey Pardoning Ceremony Into Roast of Joe Biden's Autopen PardonsThese pardons weren't signed by autopen. They'll hold up in court.
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Hilarious stuff
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:23 PM (UdiE9) 2
How can you not love this guy?
Lol Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2025 06:23 PM (Hkcdp) 3
“The governor is a big, fat slob.”
Really, it needs to be said. The man is repulsive, doesn’t matter how rich he and his family are. Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2025 06:25 PM (Hkcdp) 4
When he called Pritzker a big fat slob I laughed
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 25, 2025 06:25 PM (VE6XX) 5
I think I saw someone note (in response to this) that Trump is funnier than most professional comedians now. Whether that is primarily a complement to Trump or an insult to most "comedians" I'll leave to others.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:26 PM (UdiE9) 6
Maybe he'll offer one to Mandani in NYC so he can pluck it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 25, 2025 06:26 PM (abIsI) 7
Chuck and Nancy, ha ha ha!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2025 06:26 PM (Hkcdp) 8
4 When he called Pritzker a big fat slob I laughed
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 25, 2025 06:25 PM (VE6XX) Off sock/ Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2025 06:26 PM (VE6XX) 9
The man has wit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (xcxpd) 10
Pardoning is well and good for the kiddies, but I prefer a more realist view of the world.
I would like to see him hatchet the two birds and stick them in a funnel to drain the blood, and then have the chef cook them up. We have to put these vanities on the bonfire. We are losing our civilization. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (kIamG) 11
This guy knows his Alinsky rules for radicals.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (Hkcdp) 12
Oh its the White Turkey that gets pardoned!!
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (8avO+) 13
Yeah, bu, bu, but Trump didn't cut $2trillion out of the budget!!! -- Maj. Healy, Bulg, BurtTC and a bunch of other whiners from Nigeria, probably.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (wBaIH) 14
11 This guy knows his Alinsky rules for radicals.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (Hkcdp) He's hitting two of them for sure and he cracks me up. Posted by: CaliGirl at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (fGmWu) 15
10 I presume you are (mostly) trolling, but the tender-hearted "Charlotte's Web" approach to animals was a cultural marker that led us to our current suicidal empathy, so yeah, video taping the slaughter of farm animals for food would probably be good for society provided the animals are slaughtered in the normal manner and not by some deranged maniac.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (UdiE9) 16
Scratch what I said above.
I would love to see J. D. cook them in a fryer out on the Rose Garden patio. While drinking a beer and telling the kids to stand back. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (kIamG) 17
Fox News has video of the recent Tara Reid incident. Sigh. I just know I could fix her.
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:32 PM (4kcNT) Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:32 PM (krQz2) 19
He's not getting my Wild Turkey - Nancy Pelosi slurring her words
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 25, 2025 06:33 PM (bfwj/) 20
Huffington Post description of this: Trump crudely attacks IL Governor." Oh, dear. Politicians never make rude remarks and Pritzker had never said a rude word about anyone/ sarc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 06:33 PM (7RYym) 21
I would love to see J. D. cook them in a fryer out on the Rose Garden patio. While drinking a beer and telling the kids to stand back.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (kIamG) Wife beater and flip flops required. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 06:33 PM (zZu0s) 22
These pardons weren't signed by autopen. They'll hold up in court.
--- Not so fast! They were signed by a non-Democrat! Posted by: DC Judges at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (krQz2) 23
Oh its the White Turkey that gets pardoned!!
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (8avO+) lol Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (dK+Kv) 24
15 10 I presume you are (mostly) trolling,
Posted by: The Lower Depths I'm not actually. I phrase it ambiguously but in reality I am terrified that "this thing of ours" is in for a very hard time if we do not wake up. Not about how we kill farm animals, but about how we protect ourselves from muslim conquest. What we will have to do will make slaughtering a brace of turkey seem trivial. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (kIamG) 25
Pardon them. Hell no. Dinner with all the fixins.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (sDNVV) 26
One of my neighbors has about 6 turkeys that run around the neighborhood. Haven't seen them recently.
Posted by: wth at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (v0R5T) 27
I presume you are (mostly) trolling, but the tender-hearted "Charlotte's Web" approach to animals was a cultural marker that led us to our current suicidal empathy, so yeah, video taping the slaughter of farm animals for food would probably be good for society provided the animals are slaughtered in the normal manner and not by some deranged maniac.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (UdiE9) I prefer the Beatrix Potter "cruel world" view. Disobey your mama and steal carrots -- near death sentence and have to run home naked (Peter Rabbit). -- Be wild and break things while Mom is out for a bit (Tom Kitten) -- giant rats come out of the walls and try and bake you into a pie Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (8avO+) 28
So Trump Did NOT call Pritzker a "big fat slob?"
"Some speechwriter wrote something about his weight. I don't talk about people being fat. I refuse to say he's a fat slob. I'd like to lose a few pounds too, by the way--and I'm not going to lose it on Thanksgiving." Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2025 06:35 PM (vbXSk) 29
Huffington Post description of this: Trump crudely attacks IL Governor." Oh, dear. Politicians never make rude remarks and Pritzker had never said a rude word about anyone/ sarc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 06:33 PM (7RYym) --- Really, we were having such a civil conversation before, in between them calling us fascists and racists, that is. But all of a sudden Trump has to start calling names! Posted by: DC Judges at November 25, 2025 06:35 PM (krQz2) Posted by: MkY at November 25, 2025 06:36 PM (q6tQZ) 31
'm not actually. I phrase it ambiguously but in reality I am terrified that "this thing of ours" is in for a very hard time if we do not wake up. Not about how we kill farm animals, but about how we protect ourselves from muslim conquest.
What we will have to do will make slaughtering a brace of turkey seem trivial. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (kIamG) It is less the Muslims, bad as they are as their enablers. The state supports every step they take. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:36 PM (8avO+) Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:36 PM (4kcNT) 33
Turning to Gobble and Waddle--described by Trump as "two of the fattest, happiest turkeys we've ever had here"--the president joked that when he first saw their photos, he almost went with "Chuck and Nancy." "But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them," he added. "I would never pardon those two people."
++++ lol Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (0lawO) 34
OT: I had not been paying attention I guess for the past almost year. I did not realize Naughty Dog were trying to launch a new franchise- this time with a woke girl boss taking on *reads notes* Religion!
Neil Druckman really is a useless sack of shit. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (3ek7K) 36
When he called Pritzker a big fat slob I laughed
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 25, 2025 06:25 PM (VE6XX) Trump didn't call him that. It was his comedian speech writer. 😀 Posted by: the way I see it Dangerfield at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (KDPiq) 37
Pardon them. Hell no. Dinner with all the fixins.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (sDNVV) --- Like some other Turkey didn't already get the axe for the WH TG meal! I'm not saying kill them, if you already got the turkeys you need procured. The TG Pardon is just stupid, and kind of acts like the WH is not going to eat turkey this year. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2) 38
Huffington Post description of this: Trump crudely attacks IL Governor." Oh, dear. Politicians never make rude remarks and Pritzker had never said a rude word about anyone/ sarc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 06:33 PM (7RYym) --- Really, we were having such a civil conversation before, in between them calling us fascists and racists, that is. But all of a sudden Trump has to start calling names! Posted by: DC Judges at November 25, 2025 06:35 PM (krQz2) What kind of reporting is that? Pritzker IS fat, report the facts man Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (8avO+) 39
Is there some park where the pardoned turkeys go until they expire?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (0lawO) 40
24 It's not a matter of "we", it's a matter of the old letting the young do what needs to be done with only a little advice/oversight. If we weren't the first society with so damn many old people and so few young people, the problem would have been taken care of by local "Sons of Liberty" gangs a long time ago.
I'd go further and say that old(er) men yapping is the biggest weakness of the right in the US. RINOs are merely a symptom. If they did not exist, what would the old men have the complain about. I think a huge percent of the 13 Colonies were under the age of 20 in 1760. That was very helpful. Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (UdiE9) 41
The TG Pardon is just stupid, and kind of acts like the WH is not going to eat turkey this year.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2) The WH turkey under Trump is a bad, evil, but very flavorsome Turkey that is paying for his crimes. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+) 42
Chinese takeout tonight. Tomorrow we have a lot of cooking to do.
Taking it easy tonight. Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (3ek7K) ++++ Tomorrow is cooking everything I can do in advance, finishing the cleaning, moving furniture and setting up. Tomorrow will be pizza night. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (0lawO) 43
Is there some park where the pardoned turkeys go until they expire?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (0lawO) --- They go off to live on a farm with other turkeys. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (KDPiq) 45
Via GP:
A DOJ employee was arrested and booked on terrorism and evidence tampering charges for doxxing a federal agent during a raid in Brownsville, Texas. Karen Olvera De Leon, an employee with the US Attorney’s Office in Brownsville, appeared on a live stream of a federal raid on June 9. A male joined the livestream and issued a death threat against one of the federal agents conducting a raid. Another viewer of the livestream, later identified as Karen Olvera De Leon, doxxed the federal agent and provided his identity to the man issuing the death threat. Posted by: Crusader at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (TN0g+) 46
The TG Pardon is just stupid, and kind of acts like the WH is not going to eat turkey this year.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2) ++++ Meh. It's a very silly and, in my opinion, endearing American tradition. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (0lawO) 47
It's not a matter of "we", it's a matter of the old letting the young do what needs to be done with only a little advice/oversight. If we weren't the first society with so damn many old people and so few young people, the problem would have been taken care of by local "Sons of Liberty" gangs a long time ago.
I'd go further and say that old(er) men yapping is the biggest weakness of the right in the US. RINOs are merely a symptom. If they did not exist, what would the old men have the complain about. I think a huge percent of the 13 Colonies were under the age of 20 in 1760. That was very helpful. Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (UdiE9) It's not old vs young. I'm old and voted for Reagan. And plenty of the young want to get on the liberal gravy train. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:40 PM (8avO+) 48
What does the Moron Horde think about Presidential pardons in general? (Completely taking away the Biden and Trump political angle.)
I am a very strong supporter of "Do the crime, do the time." I have seen very few pardons by ANY Presidents for people that I thought actually deserved a pardon. *** *** I agree that the J6 people were overcharged and became political prisoners to some degree. Disregard that aspect, what is the reason for pardoning actual criminals? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:41 PM (HlyYF) 49
44 LOL. Apparently one old man is offended. Good.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:41 PM (UdiE9) 50
I’m all for promoting a more realist view of life but hacking off a turkey’s head on live TV in front of the kids is probably not the best way to go about it
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (HYKHz) 51
I bought a bag of the small yellow potatoes. Do you roast them in the oven?I. I'm thinking butter, garlic and seasonings. Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (3ek7K) 52
Pardoning turkeys is fake and gay.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (ZeH0U) 54
fourseasons, au gratin.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (sDNVV) Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (vFG9F) 56
I’m all for promoting a more realist view of life but hacking off a turkey’s head on live TV in front of the kids is probably not the best way to go about it
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (HYKHz) Yeah, that's real retarded, sir. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (dK+Kv) 57
OT: I had not been paying attention I guess for the past almost year. I did not realize Naughty Dog were trying to launch a new franchise- this time with a woke girl boss taking on *reads notes* Religion!
Neil Druckman really is a useless sack of shit. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (zZu0s) Never try and stop your enemy when they are making a mistake. Another gob of Venture Capital gone and jobs lost in bad companies who do not know how to serve their customers. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (a4flb) 59
Should have gone with Chuck and Nanzi, then had them for Thursday dinner
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (+qU29) 60
I’m all for promoting a more realist view of life but hacking off a turkey’s head on live TV in front of the kids is probably not the best way to go about it
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (HYKHz) --- You don't have to "condemn" them, for that matter, either. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (krQz2) 61
Pardoning turkeys is fake and gay.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2) Should the White House drop the WH Halloween celebration and Easter Egg hunt too. Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (KDPiq) 62
I have seen very few pardons by ANY Presidents for people that I thought actually deserved a pardon. ***
*** I agree that the J6 people were overcharged and became political prisoners to some degree. Disregard that aspect, what is the reason for pardoning actual criminals? Posted by: Pillage Idiot ----------------- There are a few people who Trump pardoned that the Left is screaming over. They claim that they are "supporters" and being pardoned because of that. In reality, they were prosecuted because the were Trump supporters, and it is good and proper for Trump to undo the unfair and biased prosecutions, especially since the courts, juries, judges, and even defense conspired against them. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (kIamG) Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (3ek7K) 64
Is there some park where the pardoned turkeys go until they expire?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (0lawO) ---- Butterball Ranch. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (IBQGV) 65
If you are hacking the turkey's head off you are doing it wrong.
Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (vFG9F) 66
What's this I hear about some of You People saying "hearth" all wrong? How do you say hearth? a) herth b) harth Choose wisely. Posted by: Campbell's Soup at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (BihGC) 67
CIA Deep State Bush Senior was the one who started this tradition and now it all makes sense
Some claimed Truman started it but he in fact ate his bird Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (HYKHz) 68
I’m all for promoting a more realist view of life but hacking off a turkey’s head on live TV in front of the kids is probably not the best way to go about it
How about biting the head off of it? Posted by: Zombie Ozzie Osbourne at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (a4flb) 69
I bought a bag of the small yellow potatoes. Do you roast them in the oven?I. I'm thinking butter, garlic and seasonings.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (3ek7K) you can, you can also boil them in brine. I have chopped them up into thick slices or quarters and cooked them in bacon grease for 20 minutes on low, and then cooked an egg on them on low for another 10 minutes or so, and then of course you can put gravy on top if you wish. Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (rbvCR) 70
They have to show that they can demonstrate compassion without turning all of society into violent chaos.
But they can't -- and the new breed doesn't even try. Their attitude is You deserve it, Colonialist Oppressors. So all of the illegals will have to go. If there's no protection for the citizens, there is certainly no protection for the fucking illegals. Kick them out. Kick them all out. ===== No, you must suffer for your compassion. Its part of the kink. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (znt4/) 71
I bought a bag of the small yellow potatoes. Do you roast them in the oven?I. I'm thinking butter, garlic and seasonings.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (3ek7K) think you can boil them in a pot too. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+) 72
What does the Moron Horde think about Presidential pardons in general?
------- I'm ok with it. Even overlooking the Biden and Trump angle, there are some convictions that for one reason or another should be at least open to a different outcome. Posted by: Crusader at November 25, 2025 06:45 PM (TN0g+) 73
The two birds should have been named Mark and Kelly.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2025 06:45 PM (5yDGQ) 74
47 You're not following. Who do you think energetically deals with problems (like a horde of unwanted invaders moving in to your area?)? Beliefs don't matter. Hell, young guys mostly just want some direction and something to do. Young women want actual men. Instead the guys play video games and the women fantasize over farm animals and serial killers. Voting isn't what I'm talking about. Bob can have his local invaders removed in a fortnight. Our problem is that if anyone did anything locally we'd all be on here bitching about how things were done.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:45 PM (UdiE9) 75
fourseasons, thin sliced with cream and cheese.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2025 06:45 PM (sDNVV) 76
What's this I hear about some of You People saying "hearth" all wrong?
How do you say hearth? a) herth b) harth Choose wisely. Posted by: Campbell's Soup at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (BihGC) halfway between. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:45 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Adriane the Amused by the Little Things Critic . . . at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (3ZUWJ) 78
If you are hacking the turkey's head off you are doing it wrong.
I'm sure that there are Cultural Enrichers around who could demonstrate the art of hacking something's head off. Posted by: CAIR Community Outreach at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (a4flb) 79
Pardoning turkeys is fake and gay.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2) Should the White House drop the WH Halloween celebration and Easter Egg hunt too. Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (KDPiq) --- I don't think either of those amounts to a fabricated situation like a turkey pardon. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (krQz2) 80
Another gob of Venture Capital gone and jobs lost in bad companies who do not know how to serve their customers.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (8avO+) Granted. And at least it is not an OG, beloved IP. So in that sense it should be celebrated. You go, Neil! Show em all! Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (zZu0s) 81
JFK was the first president to "pardon" a turkey but old man Bush made it official
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (bfwj/) 82
5 I think I saw someone note (in response to this) that Trump is funnier than most professional comedians now. Whether that is primarily a complement to Trump or an insult to most "comedians" I'll leave to others.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:26 PM (UdiE9) The basis of all comedy, is cruelty. It can be talking about your Husband 'Fang' (Phyliss Diller), or yourself (Rodney Dangerfield), or slapstick like the Stooges (themselves)... or making fun of the Government or Society.... but there is always 'the butt' of the joke. Comedians are afraid to be cruel now... or someone will complain and they will get cancelled. Trump is not afraid to be cruel. Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (mP0Kj) 83
Pardoning turkeys is fake and gay.
------- Trump should have a turkey drop instead, and televise it! Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (TN0g+) 84
What's this I hear about some of You People saying "hearth" all wrong?
How do you say hearth? a) herth b) harth Choose wisely. Posted by: Campbell's Soup Fireplace… Posted by: Adriane the Amused by the Little Things Critic . . . at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (3ZUWJ) Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (3ek7K) 86
>>They go off to live on a farm with other turkeys.
The pardon was for being a turkey until today. Tomorrow the clock starts ticking again. Posted by: JackStraw at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (viF8m) 87
"think you can boil them in a pot too"
If any of you have an induction heater, you've probably already tried doing taters long ago, so I need not suggest it. Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (4kcNT) 88
I think petting zoo has gotten pardon turkeys in past years
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (+qU29) 89
think you can boil them in a pot too.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+) Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (dK+Kv) 90
What does the Moron Horde think about Presidential pardons in general?
They should have dragged out the Auto Pen and had a White House drone push a button. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (a4flb) 91
First Pardoning: The first recorded instance of a turkey being spared was by President Abraham Lincoln, who reportedly pardoned a turkey at his son’s request during the Civil War.
-------------------- According to Web search, Lincoln was first to pardon one because his son Tad asked to. Given the average boy's attitudes I question this. Most of the facts in this seems to be squishy. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+) 92
Small yellow potatoes ? Cut them in quarters and fry them with onions
Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2025 06:49 PM (VE6XX) 93
JFK was the first president to "pardon" a turkey but old man Bush made it official
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (bfwj/) --- And it was kind of quaint for a while. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:49 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:49 PM (a4flb) 95
We have flocks of wild turkeys in my urban environment. They jaywalk a lot, but I don't know how many may have been pardoned.
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:50 PM (4kcNT) Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 25, 2025 06:50 PM (zqeQL) 97
I don't think either of those amounts to a fabricated situation like a turkey pardon.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (krQz2) Rabbits don't even lay eggs! Its all A LIE!!! Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:50 PM (8avO+) 98
51 I bought a bag of the small yellow potatoes. Do you roast them in the oven?I. I'm thinking butter, garlic and seasonings.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM I am NOT a good cook, and generally do only simple things. My version on those little potatoes: bake them until almost done, then smush a crater in the middle with the back of a spoon, add a pat of butter with some grated cheese, crumbled bacon (and some sour cream for the people that like it). Bake for five more minutes and serve. I can eat about five of them like that if I have been working at the farm. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (HlyYF) 99
What's this I hear about some of You People saying "hearth" all wrong?
How do you say hearth? --- Like heart with a th instead of a t. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2) 100
"He hath eaten me out of house and home. He hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. But I will have some of it out again, or I will ride thee o’ nights like the mare." -- Henry IV, Part 2 Posted by: Campbell's Soup at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (BihGC) 101
Do the turkeys have to wear ankle monitors?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (pkeXY) 102
WTFF?? Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 06:52 PM (BihGC) 103
According to Web search, Lincoln was first to pardon one because his son Tad asked to. Given the average boy's attitudes I question this.
Most of the facts in this seems to be squishy. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+) Lincoln was a very effective politician, and may well have felt the mood about the war, as well as have been tired of killing as well. Might have been trying to foreshadow any plan of pardons for the South that he was considering. Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:52 PM (rbvCR) 104
I missed the last thread.
He was charged with aggravated identity theft Identity Theft: I'm you. Aggravated Identity Theft: I'm you, motherf--ker! Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 06:52 PM (nhCoE) 105
84 What's this I hear about some of You People saying "hearth" all wrong?
How do you say hearth? a) herth b) harth Choose wisely. Posted by: Campbell's Soup Fireplace… Posted by: Adriane the Amused by the Little Things Critic . . . at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (3ZUWJ) /Sings and Dances I hearth it through the grapevine.... Posted by: California Raisin at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (mP0Kj) 106
I am NOT a good cook, and generally do only simple things.
My version on those little potatoes: bake them until almost done, then smush a crater in the middle with the back of a spoon, add a pat of butter with some grated cheese, crumbled bacon (and some sour cream for the people that like it). Bake for five more minutes and serve. I can eat about five of them like that if I have been working at the farm. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (HlyYF) Seems like they would roll over on you. To you cut them in half or something? Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (8avO+) 107
Do the turkeys have to wear ankle monitors?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (pkeXY) Don't be silly, only Bolsinaro needs to wear an ankle monitor Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (rbvCR) 108
“Should the White House drop the WH Halloween celebration and Easter Egg hunt too?”
I think someone as classy as Trump should put out the 12' LowesDepot skeleton for Halloween and decorate the WH lawn with inflatable penguins and Santa for Excessmass. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (a4flb) 109
104 Ha!
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (4kcNT) 110
JFK was the first president to "pardon" a turkey but old man Bush made it official
Posted by: Smell the Glove ------------- I rest my case. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (kIamG) 111
Bag of potatoes, 5 smashed garlic cloves, evoo, and malden salt flakes at 400 degrees 40 minutes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 06:54 PM (znt4/) 112
My long held theory that the naturally funnier (where there is actual daylight) candidate wins every modern - post-1960ish -general election holds for every single one except 2020, mysteriously enough. It predicted Trump beating Hillary, Biden AND Kamala. Go through them, it just works.
Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 06:54 PM (E0p3T) 113
Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (dK+Kv) That or cassava. Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:54 PM (rbvCR) 114
Lincoln was a very effective politician, and may well have felt the mood about the war, as well as have been tired of killing as well. Might have been trying to foreshadow any plan of pardons for the South that he was considering.
He didn't make an effective use of social media though. That may have hurt him. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb) 115
112 Rodney Dangerfield should have run.
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (4kcNT) 116
He didn't make an effective use of social media though. That may have hurt him.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb) True, but he used telegraphic style in his speeches Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (rbvCR) 117
PI, That sounds yummy. Wishing safe travels for all of you who are traveling. Youngest son flew in today, no delays. He said the drive over here from SLC was not bad today. Tomorrow probably gonna be crazy. Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (3ek7K) 118
Rodney Dangerfield should have run.
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (4kcNT) --- But he couldn't get no respect. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (krQz2) 119
He didn't make an effective use of social media though. That may have hurt him.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb He did kick ass with the televised state of the union address though. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (HW6XE) 120
114 Lincoln was a very effective politician, and may well have felt the mood about the war, as well as have been tired of killing as well. Might have been trying to foreshadow any plan of pardons for the South that he was considering.
He didn't make an effective use of social media though. That may have hurt him. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb) Come on, the video of him killin Vampires? LIT! Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (mP0Kj) 121
Wasn't Tad Lincoln a tad 'special?'
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (4kcNT) 122
I use gold potatoes for almost everything.
The little baby potatoes bother me - every now and then you get one that tastes like pocket change. It's like potato fuck your mouth roulette. I don't need that in my life. Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (E0p3T) 123
My version on those little potatoes: bake them until almost done, then smush a crater in the middle with the back of a spoon, add a pat of butter with some grated cheese, crumbled bacon (and some sour cream for the people that like it). Bake for five more minutes and serve.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM Seems like they would roll over on you. To you cut them in half or something? Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM I probably overcook them a bit. Of course, once I smush the first one I notice that the others then lie VERY still! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (HlyYF) 124
At the end of the ceremony, the turkey rancher triumphantly tore up the pardon. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (RfDQK) 125
For gold potatoes, I do them one of two ways.
You can do them as a normal baked potato. Take a sheet of aluminum foil and grease it (oil works, butter is better). Wrap the potato in the greased foil and bake it for a while. Around an hour at 350 should do it, but keep an eye on it Unwrap 'em, cut 'em in half, go to town with whatever you like on a baked potato. The other way is sort of roasted, which is my preference. Cut them in half long-ways and array them on a baking sheet. Put salt and pepper on them in quantities that match your preference. Put a generous - if it looks like too much, it's probably enough - amount of butter on each potato half. Use Irish butter if you have it. Bake for about an hour or so at 350. You can convert it to broil for a minute or two at the end to brown them if desired. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (0lawO) 126
I think someone as classy as Trump should put out the 12' LowesDepot skeleton for Halloween and decorate the WH lawn with inflatable penguins and Santa for Excessmass.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (a4flb) How are you going to make gold leaf stick to an inflatable penguin? Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+) 127
112 Did Carter come across as funny in 1976? He was a tiresome prig by 1979, but I don't know enough about Ford to say who was funnier in the 1976 election. Ford accidentally tripping doesn't count, or Biden would be the funniest presidential candidate in US history.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:57 PM (UdiE9) 128
Lincoln made Thanksgiving a formal national holiday.
Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:57 PM (KDPiq) 129
Of course, once I smush the first one I notice that the others then lie VERY still!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (HlyYF) --- They get the message... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 06:57 PM (IBQGV) 130
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:52 PM (rbvCR
Not trying to start the whole "war between the states", "war of Northern Aggression " Civil War stuff again, but it was Lincoln who established the Thanksgiving holiday in the middle of the war. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 06:57 PM (looXz) 131
I use ghee in my roasted potato mix. Always have it around for Indian cooking.
Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (E0p3T) 132
What do jive turkeys cook for Thanksgiving?
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (4kcNT) 133
39 Is there some park where the pardoned turkeys go until they expire?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (0lawO) Turkeyville, down in Florida. Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (LHPAg) 134
There's a large festering Nuzzi on my Anaconda.
Posted by: KEIFF OLBERMANN at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (IByKi) 135
Reagan was funny.
Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (KDPiq) 136
Did Carter come across as funny in 1976? He was a tiresome prig by 1979, but I don't know enough about Ford to say who was funnier in the 1976 election.
If you think pratfalls are funny, then Ford was your guy. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (a4flb) 137
Oh, for method 2 in 125, they need to be face-up. And you need to score the potato, too, in both directions (down and across).
I suck at directions. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (0lawO) 138
124
At the end of the ceremony, the turkey rancher triumphantly tore up the pardon. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (RfDQK) Turkey for dinnah! Fed Pardons don't affect State charges... Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (mP0Kj) 139
People! Meat is murder! Murder! Tofu feeds millions and millions of Orientals along with bugs, grass and tree bark and it's time everyone get on board with the future of food! Yeah! Oh Yeah! Racists!
Posted by: Chase Boutwell Jr., 38 year old Monster Child at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (R/m4+) 140
Should the White House drop the WH Halloween celebration and Easter Egg hunt too. Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (KDPiq) --- I don't think either of those amounts to a fabricated situation like a turkey pardon. Posted by: Axeman ============= What, you think the Easter Bunny has hidden a bunch of eggs on the White House grounds? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) 141
Off sock
Posted by: the way I see it at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (KDPiq) 142
112 My long held theory that the naturally funnier (where there is actual daylight) candidate wins every modern - post-1960ish -general election holds for every single one except 2020, mysteriously enough. It predicted Trump beating Hillary, Biden AND Kamala. Go through them, it just works.
Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 06:54 PM Obama isn't funny at all, so that doesn't work. Oh wait, McCain and Romney actually have negative humor scores, so your theory still holds up! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (HlyYF) 143
Oh wait, McCain and Romney actually have negative humor scores, so your theory still holds up!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (HlyYF) ++++ Nixon might be the only charisma sink who ever won the presidency. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (0lawO) 144
Potatoes are amazing. Virtually infinite ways to prepare them. We could spend all night coming up with recipes, no two the same.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (IBQGV) 145
What, you think the Easter Bunny has hidden a bunch of eggs on the White House grounds?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) Yes. Why? Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (E0p3T) 146
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. By the time Christmas Day arrives I think a lot of people are worn out. Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (3ek7K) 147
How are you going to make gold leaf stick to an inflatable penguin?
Posted by: Oldcat That's not what I'm pondering, Pinky. Posted by: The Brain at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (nhCoE) 148
114 Lincoln was a very effective politician, and may well have felt the mood about the war, as well as have been tired of killing as well. Might have been trying to foreshadow any plan of pardons for the South that he was considering.
He didn't make an effective use of social media though. That may have hurt him. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM "87% of all internet quotes are fabricated." -- Abraham Lincoln Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (HlyYF) 149
Obama isn't funny at all, so that doesn't work.
Oh wait, McCain and Romney actually have negative humor scores, so your theory still holds up! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (HlyYF) I deleted my little voxplainer on that one - you are correct Obama isn't funny, but both of those idiot opponents were DOA sticks in the mud. Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 07:01 PM (E0p3T) 150
139 People! Meat is murder! Murder!
Posted by: Chase Boutwell Jr., 38 year old Monster Child at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (R/m4+) Yes, delicious, mouth watering.... murder.... Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:01 PM (mP0Kj) 151
143 Oh wait, McCain and Romney actually have negative humor scores, so your theory still holds up!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (HlyYF) ++++ Nixon might be the only charisma sink who ever won the presidency. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (0lawO) ________ John Adams? Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 07:01 PM (s0JqF) 152
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. By the time Christmas Day arrives I think a lot of people are worn out.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (3ek7K) You are supposed to STOP with the turkeys between those dates. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:01 PM (8avO+) 153
Nixon might be the only charisma sink who ever won the presidency.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (0lawO) ________ John Adams? Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 07:01 PM (s0JqF) Nixon appeared on the comedy show "Laugh In" Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:02 PM (8avO+) 154
lol
Cracker Barrell CEO went on Glen Beck’s show to grovel for the rubes to come back to her shitty restaurants. She no longer had the thick rimmed black glasses either. Guess her PR team told her to de-AWFLize herself. How that bitch wasn’t fired is a mystery. She has to have photos of board members with live boys or dead girls. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 25, 2025 07:02 PM (HW6XE) 155
145 What, you think the Easter Bunny has hidden a bunch of eggs on the White House grounds?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) Yes. Why? Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (E0p3T) _______ Thinks Biden is still there. Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 07:02 PM (s0JqF) 156
Nixon might be the only charisma sink who ever won the presidency.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (0lawO) Come on... he was a funny guy... even did a bit on Rowan and Martin's Laugh In. Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (mP0Kj) 157
Nixon might be the only charisma sink who ever won the presidency.
----- Yeah, but I think he appeared on "Laugh In". Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (TN0g+) 158
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. By the time Christmas Day arrives I think a lot of people are worn out.
Posted by: fourseasons You are supposed to STOP with the turkeys between those dates. Posted by: Oldcat But what if you have four weeks worth of leftovers, Brain? Posted by: Pinky at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (nhCoE) 159
What, you think the Easter Bunny has hidden a bunch of eggs on the White House grounds?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) --- So does the president write an XO to hire the Easter Bunny to hide eggs on the lawn? That would be close to an equivalent. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (krQz2) Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (vFG9F) 161
What, you think the Easter Bunny has hidden a bunch of eggs on the White House grounds?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) Yes. Why? Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (E0p3T) _______ Thinks Biden is still there. Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 07:02 PM (s0JqF) --- You might not want the surprises Joe hid around the grounds. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (krQz2) 162
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. By the time Christmas Day arrives I think a lot of people are worn out.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (3ek7K) Same here. Love TG, but all the build up to Christmas for a month after is too fucking much. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 25, 2025 07:04 PM (HW6XE) 163
You know who else is very funny. Of course intelligent witty humor . Ted Cruz.
His spontaneous acting out a Princess Bride scene on the Adam Carolla podcast was moron worthy. Posted by: the way I see it at November 25, 2025 07:04 PM (KDPiq) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:04 PM (Wnv9h) 165
"Nixon appeared on the comedy show "Laugh In"
Posted by: Oldcat" He asked the nation to sock it to him. Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (vFG9F) 166
You don't want any of the "chocolate eggs" left over from the Biden administration.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (krQz2) 167
Cook a potato with a defibrillator in only six seconds:
youtube.com/watch?v=egOda1dKNKU Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (4kcNT) 168
Thanksgiving and Jewish Thanksgiving (Passover) are my favorite holidays, and they're conveniently right around six months apart!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (0lawO) Posted by: zombie Richard Nixon at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (nhCoE) 170
Nixon was on Laugh-In to be unfunny.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (A0sqA) 171
Fenelon, he also said in a speech and letters that one way to get rid of an enemy was to make him your friend. I think on that comment often.
I recently read a story of Sherman's troops, where one unit was resting on the front lawn of a plantation house during a march, while the women of the plantation were watching them carefully from the porch, and one of the men noticed the ground where he was laying had been disturbed. With a whoop to his buddies that he had found treasure buried to keep it from the Union soldiers, they started digging and unearthed a reeking box that turned out to have the decayed body of a spaniel in it. One of the ladies on the porch commented archly, "Poor Curly isn't destined to find peace in this world or the next, that's the third time he's been dug up today." Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (rbvCR) 172
Come here turkey
I still want to stab someone Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (gDlxJ) 173
Potatoes are amazing. Virtually infinite ways to prepare them. We could spend all night coming up with recipes, no two the same.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (IBQGV) I sometimes bake one and put about 5 different condiments on them in sections. (I have a bad habit of buying odd condiment bottles and never using them) Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+) 174
Nixon was on Laugh-In to be unfunny.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (A0sqA) --- And DC socked it to him. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2) 175
The basis of all comedy, is cruelty. It can be talking about your Husband 'Fang' (Phyliss Diller), or yourself (Rodney Dangerfield), or slapstick like the Stooges (themselves)... or making fun of the Government or Society.... but there is always 'the butt' of the joke. Comedians are afraid to be cruel now... or someone will complain and they will get cancelled. Trump is not afraid to be cruel. Posted by: Romeo13 ============== Just to turn you on to someone who's funny right now, have you seen Andy Huggins on YouTube (or elsewhere)? He's this very old guy who makes jokes about his age. "As for social media, you can find me on the bulletin board at Kroger's, and MyChart." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 07:06 PM (RfDQK) 176
162 Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. By the time Christmas Day arrives I think a lot of people are worn out.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (3ek7K) Same here. Love TG, but all the build up to Christmas for a month after is too fucking much. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald Scrooges! Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:06 PM (W2Pud) 177
"Nixon appeared on the comedy show "Laugh In"
Posted by: Oldcat" He asked the nation to sock it to him. Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (vFG9F) He won his next election over McGovern. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:07 PM (8avO+) 178
So does the president write an XO to hire the Easter Bunny to hide eggs on the lawn?
That would be close to an equivalent. I think Trump should make a fusion of the plastic eggs and Pardons by stashing Pardon Coupons in each egg, then letting your typical Babylon DC riff raff compete to find them. would look like the wilder scenes from the movie "300". Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 07:07 PM (a4flb) 179
Scrooges!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:06 PM *proffers bag* Humbug? Ebeneezer Blackadder Posted by: Ebeneezer Blackadder at November 25, 2025 07:09 PM (Wnv9h) 180
nurse, Youngest son had a. 5 am flight out of Seatac this morning. He said it was no problem at the airport today. Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:09 PM (3ek7K) 181
You are supposed to STOP with the turkeys between those dates.
Posted by: Oldcat But what if you have four weeks worth of leftovers, Brain? Posted by: Pinky at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (nhCoE) Sounds like a planning issue., Pinky. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:09 PM (8avO+) 182
Gemini AI is just daring us to try this: "It is not possible or safe to cook a potato in a microwave horn antenna. A horn antenna is a scientific or engineering component designed to direct microwaves for measurement or communication purposes, not for food preparation."
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 07:09 PM (4kcNT) 183
Sometimes I type things yall would be happy that I also deleted.
Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:10 PM (vFG9F) 184
Cut/paste fail.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:10 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:10 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:11 PM (vFG9F) 187
I wouldn't pardon any of them either, turkeys yes, scumbag politicians, hell no.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 25, 2025 07:11 PM (qZdIZ) 188
Sometimes I type things yall would be happy that I also deleted.
Posted by: fd Poppycock. That's half the charm of this place. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 07:11 PM (nhCoE) 189
This bikini brunette loves both Thanksgiving *and* Christmas, and thinks the presidential turkey pardon is a bit of silly fun:
http://tiny.cc/n7mv001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:13 PM (0lawO) Posted by: Zombie Ed Muskie, closeted homosexual and communist yankee at November 25, 2025 07:13 PM (R/m4+) 191
One of the ladies on the porch commented archly, "Poor Curly isn't destined to find peace in this world or the next, that's the third time he's been dug up today."
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (rbvCR) I always liked that when Union troops were restricted to using the top rail of the common split rail fences for firewood on marches, the troops quickly reasoned that if they didn't like the owner that the other rails were now "top rails" and used them too. And patriotic southern Chickens and Pigs sometimes assaulted the poor troops. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (8avO+) 192
Joe she looks nice
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (+qU29) 193
190+ comments on a thread featuring turkeys, and only one instance of "jive"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:15 PM (A0sqA) 195
Woodrow Wilson was a first class charisma sink
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 25, 2025 07:15 PM (bfwj/) 196
Woodrow Wilson was a first class charisma sink
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 25, 2025 07:15 PM (bfwj/) Especially after the stroke. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:15 PM (8avO+) 197
How that bitch wasn’t fired is a mystery. She has to have photos of board members with live boys or dead girls.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 25, 2025 07:02 PM (HW6XE) Or the pardoned turkeys Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:15 PM (0714D) 198
190+ comments on a thread featuring turkeys, and only one instance of "jive"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM Fine. "It ain't cool to be no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving." - Big Black Guy "Yeah." - Even Bigger Black Guy Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:16 PM (Wnv9h) 199
190+ comments on a thread featuring turkeys, and only one instance of "jive"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (0sNs1) well two now...or three? Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:17 PM (8avO+) 200
I always liked that when Union troops were restricted to using the top rail of the common split rail fences for firewood on marches, the troops quickly reasoned that if they didn't like the owner that the other rails were now "top rails" and used them too. And patriotic southern Chickens and Pigs sometimes assaulted the poor troops.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (8avO On the other hand, Stonewall fined some of his 'Foot Cavalry' for stealing fence rails in MD and PA. Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2025 07:17 PM (LHPAg) 201
34 OT: I had not been paying attention I guess for the past almost year. I did not realize Naughty Dog were trying to launch a new franchise- this time with a woke girl boss taking on *reads notes* Religion!
Neil Druckman really is a useless sack of shit. I find it difficult to believe but i think people might hate the Bald Chick in that new stupid game even more than AbbyZilla. I think because the actor playing the Bald Chick is also an annoying a**hole. Posted by: Nelly at November 25, 2025 07:17 PM (Yjkx/) 202
190+ comments on a thread featuring turkeys, and only one instance of "jive"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (0sNs1) +++ There is now! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:19 PM (0lawO) 203
157 Yeah, but I think he appeared on "Laugh In". - Mr. Carlson
I remember seeing that. Was completely caught off guard. Nixon said "Sock it to me?" I thought it was sort of funny, although the intonation - emphasis on "me" - was weird. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:20 PM (mADJX) 204
On the other hand, Stonewall fined some of his 'Foot Cavalry' for stealing fence rails in MD and PA.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2025 07:17 PM (LHPAg) In the GBurg campaign they had organized teams going about grabbing horses, cattle, and free blacks and carrying them South. Stonewall was dead by then though. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:20 PM (8avO+) 205
There's nothing jive about turkey that is tender and juicy, carved well, and served warm.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:20 PM (A0sqA) 206
I think because the actor playing the Bald Chick is also an annoying a**hole.
Posted by: Nelly at November 25, 2025 07:17 PM (Yjkx/) She certainly has a Lunchables face. Posted by: Ike Turner at November 25, 2025 07:21 PM (zZu0s) 207
Fine.
"It ain't cool to be no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving." - Big Black Guy "Yeah." - Even Bigger Black Guy Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:16 PM (Wnv9h) ------------ "Quite stealing my schtick, brothers!" -- Ace's Alter-Ego, Lamont The Big Dummy Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:21 PM (cjvQp) 208
End of year Commenter Reviews and Appraisals are approaching fast, and that ain't no jive. You're running out of time to impress Ace and the CoBs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:21 PM (0sNs1) 209
Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:22 PM (zZu0s) 210
NOOD cafe
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:23 PM (vZ7A2) 211
End of year Commenter Reviews and Appraisals are approaching fast, and that ain't no jive. You're running out of time to impress Ace and the CoBs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:21 PM Wait, whut?! I haven't even entered my annual commenter goals yet! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:23 PM (Wnv9h) 212
I always liked that when Union troops were restricted to using the top rail of the common split rail fences for firewood on marches, the troops quickly reasoned that if they didn't like the owner that the other rails were now "top rails" and used them too. And patriotic southern Chickens and Pigs sometimes assaulted the poor troops.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (8avO+) in the Oregon territory the troops were not well supplied and had a bad habit of shooting the odd "slow bear" which was what they called a free range pig. Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:25 PM (rbvCR) 213
I remember seeing that. Was completely caught off guard. Nixon said "Sock it to me?" I thought it was sort of funny, although the intonation - emphasis on "me" - was weird.
Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:20 PM (mADJX) ------------ Are we sure it wasn't Rich Little? He had a short-lived variety show back in the mid-70s, didn't he? I remember one skit where he's playing Robin to somebody playing Batman, and he said something like: "Holy Exposure, Batman -- I've got a rip in my leotard!" Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:25 PM (cjvQp) 214
End of year Commenter Reviews and Appraisals are approaching fast, and that ain't no jive. You're running out of time to impress Ace and the CoBs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:21 PM Wait, whut?! I haven't even entered my annual commenter goals yet! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:23 PM (Wnv9h) ------------- My performance review by Ace and The COBs last year was a single line: "Strives for mediocrity, and comes up short ..." Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:27 PM (cjvQp) 215
John Adams? - Eeyore
Are you kiddin'? John Adams, not funny? I hear he was the life of the party. Used to wear his powdered wig under his chin and pretend to be Santa Claus, and squeeze the ladies' bums, shouting, "Oh ho! There's a ripe one!" Thomas Jefferson was the guy who sat in the corner drinking lemonade and doing crossword puzzles (in ink, of course). Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:28 PM (mADJX) 216
Are we sure it wasn't Rich Little? - ShainS
No, definitely Nixon. You can look it up on YouTube. Btw, David Frye did a hilarious Nixon. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (mADJX) 217
208 End of year Commenter Reviews and Appraisals are approaching fast, and that ain't no jive. You're running out of time to impress Ace and the CoBs. - Duncanthrax
Meh. I'm just interested in the Cost-of-Living increase. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:33 PM (mADJX) Amazing: The New York Times Profiles an Illegal Alien Who Stole an American Man's Identity and Caused Him 20 Years of Legal Nightmares.
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