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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - April 7, 2026 [Doof]
From Monica
How much do you spend to look your best? Probably not as much as this lady! Ivy League alum turned PR boss explains why she spends [$12K] per year on hair, nails, Botox
An Ivy League graduate and the owner of a PR firm revealed why she spends $12,000 (over ₹11 lakh) a year on beauty treatments and clothes, especially after moving from New York to Utah. In a conversation with Business Insider, she revealed that she undergoes the pricey procedures to keep up with beauty standards. “Utah has a slower pace, less diversity, and a more conservative culture, but one of the biggest challenges is the pressure to maintain a youthful, fresh appearance. Even though NYC is very focused on appearance, it's not as bad as Utah,” Hilary Reiter Azzaretti told the outlet, adding that she felt Utah was very “beauty-centric and that a lot of people here cared about longevity, wellness, and appearance.” *** She explained, “Half the pressure is self-induced. Outsiders might perceive younger PR people as more on top of trends, especially with social media. That's not always true, since PR is a relationship-driven business, but because it feels that way, trying to hide your age soothes your ego,” adding, “The other half comes from what you see on the job. There are a lot of influencers in Utah, so I'm inundated with images of beautiful people every day. It feels inevitable that you'll place greater emphasis on your appearance based on what you're seeing.”I used the link above because the one I wanted to use requires registration.
Your call if you want to do so.
----- This lady takes a different approach. Dutch Politician Expelled from Her Party for Editing Her Publicity Photo Too Much
A Dutch city councillor has been kicked out of her political party after editing her publicity photo so heavily that she became unrecognisable. Looking at her publicity photo, you’d be tempted to think that Patricia Reichman is the youngest-looking 59-year-old woman in the world. We’ve featured our share of “ladies of eternal youth” on Oddity Central over the years, but Reichman definitely takes the cake. Only, in reality, she looks very different; some would say she is a totally different person. *** The Dutch councilwoman faced a lot of criticism after photos of her next to the one she obviously edited went viral online, but she continued claiming that she genuinely looks a lot younger than 59. “When I’m out and about with my son, people often assume I’m his girlfriend,” she said. “I hear it all the time, that I look remarkably young for my age.”So you're telling me there are fake photos of people online? As Ace sometimes says, I shan't believe it. I shannot. ----- Happy Anniversary to The Bad News Bears!
The Bad News Bears turns 50 today.
— The Sting (@TheStingisBack) April 7, 2026
This movie zigged where most kid-sports films zag: cynical, un-Disneyfied, a gritty 1970s antidote to the usual underdog uplift. And Walter Matthau never once feels like he’s “acting with kids.” pic.twitter.com/lE8wmga6VY
When a Southern client trash-talks Western hunting to his Wyoming antelope guide, all hell breaks loose The story, “The Sheriff’s Pronghorn,” originally ran in the April 1953 issue of Outdoor Life.Long story, but a really good one. Check it out! ----- OK, maybe AI isn't asshoe. At least for the first 22 seconds!
“There’s one reason, mister,” the Georgia sheriff said stoutly, “why I don’t like your Wyoming country.” Max Wilde bristled like a stallion in a brush corral. “And what’s that?” he barked. “Everything’s too easy. You get on a horse, ride for a day, camp, walk out to the edge of a grassy park, and bang! You’ve got an elk. Or you sit for a couple of afternoons over a rotten carcass of some kind until a grizzly walks out of the shadows. You put your sights on his neck and squeeze off the trigger. Blooie! He folds. These buck deer tiptoe right up to you and chew the buttons off your coat. Antelope? I’d just as soon shoot a yearling calf in the feed lot.” I glanced at Max. His mouth was twisted into an ominous angle. “It ain’t as exciting as a quail hunt clown in Georgia, is it?” he asked mildly. “Not by a damsite!” Sheriff Henry Mosely said flatly. *** The sheriff finished his stirrup adjustments and we followed Max at a fast walk through the sage and along the rim of a canyon. At the head of the mesa, where it broke abruptly into a ragged, rocky point, we flushed a herd of six antelope. They ran for a startled moment, then stopped to look back. Five were does, with nervous legs and huge ears alerted toward us. The sixth was a buck with sweeping horns that branched above his eyes and curved back on slender tips. Max studied them for a moment through his glasses. *** The sheriff was an old hand now. He boiled out of the saddle, pulling his gun as he went. He seated his shell in the chamber and swung on the running buck. He held his fire so long that I got a little panicky, thinking he had frozen at the controls. I was so tight that I jumped when the rifle barked. The flying buck went end over end, sprawled in the sage, made a feeble attempt to rise and went down again, shot behind the heart. For a moment the sheriff looked as though he did not believe it himself, then he whooped and threw his hat into the air. Mine went with it. Max just grinned.
One of my all-time favorite shows. pic.twitter.com/MhxwSYygbQ
— Mr. Star Spangled MAGA (@4thOfJuly365) April 7, 2026
from this day in music.com 1985: American bassist and songwriter Ben McKee from the pop-rock band Imagine Dragons
1952: American musician Bruce Gary who was best known as the drummer for The Knack.
1949: American rock, R&B and soul guitarist, singer, songwriter John Oates
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(Jump to bottom of comments)I asked it why are adult baptisms on the rise and it responded: Adult baptisms are rising in U.S. Catholicism due to a growing spiritual hunger among young adults seeking truth, meaning, and beauty in a secular age.
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Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 10:03 PM (S/Y4j)
You youngsters wouldn't understand.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
They showed the before/after to Grok, and Grok laughed and said "who the f--k do you think you're kidding?"
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)
April 20. Thank you!!
Hey Wolfus! We hardly ever interact! I just wanted to encourage you to not give up on your dream of moving and owning your own home. You can do it. We are rooting for you.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026 09:57 PM
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026 10:03 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (RUHxY)
That said, she looks pretty Karen-y.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)
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Apparently a huge waste of money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 10:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2026 10:07 PM (0Htd1)
Little did we know that meant, Shut It Down.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 10:07 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Rex B at April 07, 2026 10:01 PM (DqQS/)
Mackerel sky, too. Storm, a-comin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 10:07 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:07 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 10:05 PM (GD0B3)
Yup. Sucks, Biggly.
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 10:08 PM (Q+gd/)
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Apparently a huge waste of money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (AkEZC)
$1K a month is a lot on beauty treatments.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 10:08 PM (y171U)
A LinkedIn 5 ...
Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (3sXRv)
Whatever she's doing to improve her looks isn't working.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 10:08 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 10:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Always found it interesting that Pebbles' crush was on a boy named 'Bam-bam'.
No suggestive meaning there. Nope.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 10:09 PM (cYBz/)
That's also how we saw Logan's Run.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)
April 20. Thank you!!
Hey Wolfus! We hardly ever interact! I just wanted to encourage you to not give up on your dream of moving and owning your own home. You can do it. We are rooting for you.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026
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TT, that will give him enough time to take care of errands before he starts!
Yes, I don't usually get to chime in on the cafes or the ONT; I post on the Tech Thread when I first get up, sometimes on the Morning Report, and often on the Art Thread. Thanks for your good thoughts. There are properties on Realtor in my price range, and more turn up (and some drop off as they're bought) every day, so I hope that when I start actually looking in person around 4/20, there will be something I love.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)
128 113 Well, I have good news to report. The interview for MrTea went really well today and they offered him the job.
Praising God, who is not good because of what He does, but because of who He is. AND He does good things.
Thanks for all the kind words and prayers and thoughts.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026 09:52 PM (nz1sK)
Wonderful to hear.
I hope the new job goes so well that you both decide losing the old job was the best thing that ever happened.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 10:09 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: a.moron at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (X5Jzz)
Couldn't have said it better.
Between her and Mary-Anne, my preferences were set for a lifetime.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (TLp3A)
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Apparently a huge waste of money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (AkEZC)
The photo chosen the business insider article was kind.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (ExV1e)
No suggestive meaning there. Nope.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026
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Well, he was the boy next door. That was convenient, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (wzUl9)
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Man, she's hot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (JkO4W)
Ivy League alum turned PR boss explains why she spends [$12K] per year on hair, nails, Botox
It is not working.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 10:11 PM (ndZc7)
Indian counting lesson: a "lakh" is 100,000. Or, as they write it, 1,00,000. So $12000 is 1.1 million rupees.
Next up is a "crore," 10,000,000. Or 1,00,00,000.
I think this is partly why their programmers aren't as good. Their numbering system is crazypants.
Posted by: the more you know! at April 07, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)
This ONT made me laugh oh so out loud!
Batty and Wilma...I expect there was much Moron drooling...
Nicely done sir!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2026 10:12 PM (qox2u)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 10:12 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026
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Unlike The Revolution, will it be televised?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:12 PM (wzUl9)
Buddy of mine got divorced and shortly after the smoke cleared and the papers were filed he showed up to the weekly ride on a 10K bike.
When I asked him where he got the money on the heels of a divorce, he told me he was spending 2-3x that a year on his bill to the local Pharmacy and Beauty Supply.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:12 PM (TLp3A)
A LinkedIn 5 ...
Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (3sXRv)
Whatever she's doing to improve her looks isn't working.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 10:08 PM (S/Y4j)
She looks like she spends her days chewing bark off of trees.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 10:12 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 10:12 PM (gKWVE)
Ivy League alum turned PR boss explains why she spends [$12K] per year on hair, nails, Botox
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She probably also whines about her student debt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 10:12 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 10:13 PM (JkO4W)
Actually, they were being too polite. You look a hard 60.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)
A LinkedIn 5 ...
Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side
Whatever she's doing to improve her looks isn't working.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
You should see her "before" pictures.
Posted by: drunk dude with one arm chewed off at April 07, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)
Where are my manners again?
Thank you for ONT Doof!
Be back later to read all.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 10:13 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 10:13 PM (y171U)
Wilma or Betty > Ginger or Maryann
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 07, 2026 10:13 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 10:13 PM (ndZc7)
Brick of Soap. Bottle of Shampoo. 4 Pack of Toilet Paper.
One Razor.
I'm good for 2 months, easy.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:14 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Cicero
Rock solid
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 07, 2026 10:14 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 10:13 PM (JkO4W)
And she married a working stiff shorter than she was.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:15 PM (ExV1e)
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you remember who played Betty in the Flintstones movie, right?
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 10:15 PM (ZxPkt)
She was the Original Trad-Waifu.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:15 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 07, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 07, 2026 10:13 PM (KAi1n)
Saw a meme on the H2. A photo of Lovey Howell: dude said, "when I was a kid I thought she was like 88 years old. Now I see that she was a viable third option."
And I agree.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (TLp3A)
Couldn't have said it better.
Between her and Mary-Anne, my preferences were set for a lifetime.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (TLp3A)
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Don't forget Bobbie Jo
https://tinyurl.com/c6kxjzfa
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (NYInA)
It thought so. The GOP is fake. Nothing there.
Posted by: GigantorX at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (d5syB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (wzUl9)
I am betting the Professor had a LOT of Coconut Oil laying around for just such an occasion.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:17 PM (TLp3A)
This ONT made me laugh oh so out loud!
Batty and Wilma...I expect there was much Moron drooling...
Nicely done sir!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2026 10:12 PM (qox2u)
Howdy COMM! Glad you enjoyed tonight's ONT!
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
https://tinyurl.com/c6kxjzfa
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 07, 2026
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My favorite of that trio as well!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)
https://is.gd/60fvHm
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 10:13 PM (ndZc7)
Me with a redhead (male) co-worker: https://tinyurl.com/4xrsb22n
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:17 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Perry the Platapus at April 07, 2026 10:17 PM (+0Wk3)
In our defense...we were 7.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (TLp3A)
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True. In three years Honey West made me forget all about Betty Rubble's cartoon yabbos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 10:18 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2026 10:19 PM (sn5xH)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Oh Please!! Jessica Rabbit.
She wasn't bad, they just drew her bad!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 10:19 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)
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I am betting the Professor had a LOT of Coconut Oil laying around for just such an occasion.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026
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My mother once commented that Natalie Schafer was really a very pretty woman. She, my mom I mean, didn't say that about many TV or movie actresses. She mentioned Julie Newmar as being beautiful, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:19 PM (wzUl9)
DDG says that's Jenni The Genie, from a single episode of "The New Fred And Barney Show" in 1979.
I guess she made an impression on whoever made the AI video.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)
Definitely.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 07, 2026 10:20 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
This ONT made me laugh oh so out loud!
Batty and Wilma...I expect there was much Moron drooling...
Nicely done sir!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I did not see any difference.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 10:21 PM (/lPRQ)
Betty and Wilma both appear underage in the AI world. I would’ve liked to see a more serious attempt at emulating the live versions of the characters.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 10:22 PM (EXyHK)
She wasn't bad, they just drew her bad!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 10:19 PM (cYBz/)
Eh, drawings of women just don't do anything for me.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 07, 2026 10:22 PM (1Ff7Z)
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$1000 a month for hair, nails, Botox, and clothes isn't that much.
Mani/pedi easily $200
Haircut $100+ easily plus products another $100
Botox easily another $100-$200
Makeup is expensive
And you can easily spend $1000 a month just on clothes, shoes, not to mention a single purse could easily top that.
I see it all the time. I personally don't spend close to that but I know lots who do.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 07, 2026 10:23 PM (VCgbV)
And I agree.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)
"Hubba hubba"
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 10:23 PM (y171U)
Had no idea.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 10:23 PM (RUHxY)
I thought Ford was doing a good job considering what the country was going through. Carter seemed too inexperienced and kinda weak. So my first vote was a loss. But as time went on my thought was I voted for the better guy. My next vote for President was Reagan. And the next vote was for Reagan. I have never voted for a Democrat for President.
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 10:24 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2026 10:24 PM (sn5xH)
And the first half was ok - he pointed out it was capitalism. And then he even got into Deng Xiao Ping and how his experiments with capitalism made China the power it is today.
Oh, did I mention Mr Harris is one of those voxplainer guys?
Yes so the second half covers why capitalism is bad. Did you know not everyone's wealth increased at the same rate? And have you heard of GLOBAL WARMING?!? Why its going to kill us all! We have only 12 years left to save the planet!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 10:24 PM (sKqQm)
There were three Billie Jo's, two Bobbie Jo's, but just one Betty Jo.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 10:25 PM (w6EFb)
https://is.gd/60fvHm
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
I don't like the shirt, but the porn star mustache is nice. But the real hotness is the gun rights advocacy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
Who recalls the other prime-time cartoon series that followed in its wake? The Alvin Show with the Chipmunks on CBS, The Bugs Bunny Cartoon Hour on ABC ("Overture -- dim the lights; this is it, we'll hit the heights . . ."), and Top Cat -- I think that was an NBC show.
Plus Jonny Quest, four years later, an entirely new kind of animated show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:25 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 10:22 PM (EXyHK)
Live version of Wilma would be Audrey Meadows.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 10:25 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 10:27 PM (EXyHK)
*shrugs*
It doesn't matter much. I can't fault anyone. I voted for Bush, McCain, and Romney.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:27 PM (BI5O2)
I thought Ford was doing a good job considering what the country was going through. Carter seemed too inexperienced and kinda weak. So my first vote was a loss. But as time went on my thought was I voted for the better guy. My next vote for President was Reagan. And the next vote was for Reagan. I have never voted for a Democrat for President.
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 10:24 PM (pvf3X)
I was too young to vote for Reagan the first time, but I voted for him the second time. Never voted for a democrat ever. My soul is cleansed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 10:27 PM (snZF9)
One Razor.
I'm good for 2 months, easy.
Posted by: garrett
Geez, Garrett, are you doing that Sheryl Crow 4 squares of tp thing?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2026 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Damn straight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2026
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Agreed . . . but Mom also thought Carol Wayne, she of the skits on The Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson, was "so big in front she looks deformed." I guess you had to be a guy to appreciate her fully.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
But it's important to have a good one if you are planning to build a dam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 10:28 PM (utfVc)
Needs to practice not looking insane in front of cameras would help as well.
I'm so perfect I'm going to bed early tonight.
On the Rich Girl song...my husband initially thought I was a wealthy girl with a father having a yuge ranch. Because when running short of $ I'd call him and ask him to sell "one of my cows." I had two out of his herd of 200+. I also did not know they only had one calf per year to sell. My father, on the other end of the phone, would simply send money vs explaining it to me. A 200 acre farm is not land baron style ranching, more of a hobby farm.
He did not marry me for my money, nor did I marry him for his. We were po' white folk starting out. And glad of it.
I never asked my parents for a dime after I graduated college or we married. Which explains why my father was so thrilled to marry me off. Surprised I did not come with a dowry! Here! Take her!!!Thanks!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 10:28 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9)
I'm surprised she drowned looking like that. Probably murdered, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 07, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)
I have no idea who Meadows is but I just looked her up and I can absolutely see it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 10:29 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 10:29 PM (dIske)
“When I’m out and about with my son, people often assume I’m his girlfriend,” she said. “I hear it all the time, that I look remarkably young for my age.”
Maybe you should take your hand out of the back of his pants.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 10:29 PM (zthKh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 10:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026
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Ah, that deadpan look she used to give Ralph that said, "I know what you're thinking, and you'd better not think it!"
Who played the live action characters in the movie some years ago? I know John Goodman was Fred, and Rosie O'Donnell was Betty (ugh!), but I can't think who played Barney and Wilma.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:30 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 10:31 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
I expect they both got married right out of stone-age high school, and they were both the mothers of a single toddler. That'd put them in their early 20s?
So the cartoon versions were just drawn too old.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)
I have no idea who Meadows is but I just looked her up and I can absolutely see it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 10:29 PM (EXyHK)
Well, considering the Flintstones were the Honeymooners....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 07, 2026 10:31 PM (1Ff7Z)
2.5 hours and I just came by to see if the ceasefire is still going. That could be a hobby every half hour for the next two weeks.
Everyone have a good night.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 10:31 PM (Sco7b)
Pretty sure Louis Gossett Jr played Barney.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:31 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
Wife likes Commissioner Reagan era Selleck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 10:32 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Damn straight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2026 10:24 PM (sn5xH)
Julie Newmar played the female robot (who passed as a human) in the 1964 TV show "My Living Doll". She was quite a doll.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 10:32 PM (y171U)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 07, 2026 10:32 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2026 10:32 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)
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Just a touch up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 10:33 PM (RUHxY)
Famously played Alice Kramden on The Honeymooners. The Flinstones were pretty much a knock-off of the Honeymooners. Jackie Gleason got mad and wanted to sue Hanna-Barberra over it.
His lawyers talked him out. They said, Jackie, you probably won't win, but you might, and if you do, do you want to be remembered as the guy who took Fred Flintstone off the air?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 10:33 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:33 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 10:34 PM (ZxPkt)
There used to be a place at Cornell on the dam that called itself Best Restaurant by a Dam Site. Or something like that. I can find no evidence of it’s existence right now.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 10:35 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:35 PM (2GVsD)
https://tinyurl.com/4ztxhzcb
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 10:34 PM (ZxPkt)
They may as well have cast a tranny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 10:36 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 10:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
A LinkedIn 5 ...
Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (3sXRv)
She looks terrifying.
Posted by: LinkedIn is populated by psychos at April 07, 2026 10:36 PM (TbWk/)
Broke my voting cherry on Reagan 1. Absentee voted for him a 2nd time in Germany while on active duty. Voted republican ever since, until the tea party got fucked. Then i voted for whomever was running against the non tea party rape victim.
I'll vote for trump endorsements as long as they have a history of supporting and voting for and social media posts supporting his leadership. If they don't have that history, i don't vote for them.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 07, 2026 10:37 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: GWB at April 07, 2026 10:37 PM (wm3Sw)
Speaking of Alice, this just in from Artemis:
https://is.gd/9xULln
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 10:30 PM (w6EFb)
"To the Moon, Alice!...To the Moon!"
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 10:37 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026
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Was that the weird movie with a title like "So Long and Thanks for Everything, [Some Name]?" John Leguizamo was in it, and I think Wesley Snipes? I could be way off on the last one.
"Junie Woo"? Something like that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:37 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026
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Nobody had mini-mammoths as vacuum cleaners either, but the whole thing was a delight to watch.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:39 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:39 PM (BI5O2)
How did they handle sports cars in Flintstones? I can’t remember. But they must have had them. Did you need to be an athlete to own one?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 10:39 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
All those "B.C." comics with a stone wheel unicycle, it turned out, misled me.
Although it might be fun to have a "Hagar the Horrible" prequel with the Yamnaya charioteers taking the whole of Europe and Central Asia (and India) to the number six dance.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 10:40 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:40 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:41 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 10:42 PM (S/Y4j)
Geez, Garrett, are you doing that Sheryl Crow 4 squares of tp thing?
Posted by: nerdygirl
Sam's club wholesale tp pallet load. A four pack is only good for a week given the Bewalski genes. *shudders* the only other option uses the mooslum left hand, and I'm left handed so that ain't happening.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 07, 2026 10:42 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026
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That was it. Was Julie actually in the movie, or was that just the title?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:42 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Perry the Platapus at April 07, 2026 10:42 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:43 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of
Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:37 PM (wzUl9)
I looked it up:
"Oblivion." So bad they made a sequel. "Oblivion II." 1994 and 96.
I ain't never seen "To Wong Foo...etc" Do not want to.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 10:43 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:43 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026
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Dash Riprock must have had one. And I can't imagine Ann-Margrock running around in something less glamorous than she was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:43 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Nobody had mini-mammoths as vacuum cleaners either, but the whole thing was a delight to watch.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I was good with it, until the camera. Woodpeckers exist, but there's no such bird as a stonepecker.
Posted by: mikeski lobs one at April 07, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:44 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:45 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming
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Also, https://www.zillow.com/ - you can set your desired location and parameters.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 10:45 PM (RUHxY)
I guess it's good Rosie is a raging dyke. It's comforting to know that no fellow male has to live with the trauma of plowing that particular furrow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
*perks up*
I'll take that bet.
- Ted Danson
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 07, 2026 10:45 PM (QVmho)
I was good with it, until the camera. Woodpeckers exist, but there's no such bird as a stonepecker.
Posted by: mikeski lobs
I think The Paolo would say that there is one indeed, but it is not a bird.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 10:46 PM (Q98jS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026
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I've used that too on occasion. I think it won't let me set as many parameters as Realtor will, or Realtor displays more data about the property.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)
BNB- everyone knows Chico's Bail Bonds was the Bears sponsor. Who sponsored their rival Yankees?
Flintstones- what was the Drive in theater movie playing in the opening scene?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:47 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 07, 2026 10:47 PM (gHSfI)
I was good with it, until the camera. Woodpeckers exist, but there's no such bird as a stonepecker.
Posted by: mikeski lobs one
Last one for tonight, goodnight everyone.
^^^^that up there^^^^ is how you tell the male Morons you never had a Farrah Fawcett poster in your bedroom.....
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 07, 2026 10:48 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I was good with it, until the camera. Woodpeckers exist, but there's no such bird as a stonepecker.
Posted by: mikeski lobs one at April 07, 2026
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Cartoon logic, man. That's the fun part.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:48 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:48 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:48 PM (TLp3A)
Flintstones- what was the Drive in theater movie playing in the opening scene?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026
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I'd guess it would have been a "rock or stone" wordplay on the title of a recent and famous movie, like Ben-Hur?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:50 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
Then there is the theory that the Flintstones was actually set in the future, in some sort of post-Apocalyptic era where American culture was still dimly remembered. Note the Flintstones Christmas episode.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 07, 2026 10:50 PM (Ue4m3)
For those who didn't see it. Artemis got an Earthrise shot. Don Pettit posted it first, in this orientation:
https://is.gd/YOBLDg
And then NASA posted it officially, but rotated 90 degrees to match Bill Anders orientation as he saw it back during Apollo 8:
https://is.gd/aJlFCA
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 10:50 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026
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Unlike The Revolution, will it be televised?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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I've seen better WWII gun camera footage.
I want long, detailed, technicolor footage of approach, engagement and results. This 10 second negative to pixilation ain't cutting it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 10:51 PM (RUHxY)
I loved the AI transformations of Betty and Wilma. Somebody should do Samantha and Jeannie, and Ginger and Mary Ann!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:52 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:52 PM (V4IXI)
I think that Rosie has reached her breaking point where she is afraid constantly that PDJT will jump out at her from in hiding and yell, "A-boogity-boogity-boogity!" and she will expire from coronary arrest.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 10:53 PM (Q98jS)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:54 PM (V4IXI)
mindful webworker
If you're still here: The other night you posted a link to an old blues singer. Please post it again.
Posted by: Braenyard
Had to scroll back aways. Maybe this one I linked to on the 15th? (A little jazzy/swing for blues.)
'Taint What You Do (It's The Way That You Do It) - Jimmie Lunceford and His Orchestra (1939)
https://youtu.be/UDTWVVlLGas
Posted by: mindful webworker - wasn't Ella... at April 07, 2026 10:55 PM (Qlfju)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:55 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:52 PM (V4IXI)
Did you make the "patter-patter-patter" sound when the car started moving?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 07, 2026 10:55 PM (Ue4m3)
That opening picture looks like it was shot at one of the Great Lakes dunes' sites -- either Au Sable Dunes in the Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore on Lake Superior or Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore on Lake Michigan.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 10:56 PM (Q98jS)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 10:56 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:44 PM (V4IXI)
Something fat and slow moving, possibly jurassic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 10:57 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:57 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Wally at April 07, 2026 10:57 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 10:57 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 07, 2026 10:58 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 10:50 PM (w6EFb)
Publius, stars are visible in the background of the Artemis solar eclipse shot. Is it rare to see stars in photos from spacecrafts?
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 10:58 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I don't care.
https://youtu.be/yN3lUM-r6bk
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 10:59 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: RandomDave at April 07, 2026 11:00 PM (aJQbY)
I voted for Clinton in 92.
Never voted for another democrat for president afterwards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 11:00 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
So, in the Flintstones-Jetsons crossover, it was the Jetsons who were from the past?
Whoa. --Neo
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 11:01 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:01 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Did you make the "patter-patter-patter" sound when the car started moving?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
If I was in a vehicle with only part of a floor, I'd be afraid to drum on the dashboard.
It might finish falling apart, cartoon-style, and we'd all just be sitting on the pavement, driver still holding the steering wheel.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)
Flintstones or Jetsons?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:01 PM (V4IXI)
Jetsons, they had AC.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 11:04 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:04 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 11:04 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 11:05 PM (ZxPkt)
You ought to see the photo touchups of senator Patti Murray.
Ugh.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 11:05 PM (2WIwB)
When you don't have direct sunlight in the frame, you can get easily get them. Cameras and the human eye are two different things. You can find some astronauts talking about this. In those photos, it's relativity dark enough to allow stars and planets.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:04 PM (V4IXI)
It almost seemed like it, didn't it?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 11:05 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 11:05 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:04 PM (V4IXI)
Yes. And the Jetsons were a take off on them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:05 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Azjaeger at April 07, 2026 11:06 PM (3/XaG)
The Flintstones are not my ancestors. They are the barbaric descendants of a people who could no longer keep their anger in check, and eventually destroyed my past. This is not the past. This is my future.
Posted by: George Enoch Jetson at April 07, 2026 11:06 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 11:07 PM (A5RD0)
In an interview, South Carolina's shining example of intellectual heft, Rep. James Clyburn, stated that the "MAGA folks want to return things to antebellum times".
Interviewer: "You mean slavery?
JCly: "No, that's forbidden by the Constitution. Jim Crow? They absolutely want to go back to that."
Jim Crow was postbellum, you dunce.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:07 PM (Q98jS)
Posted by: George Enoch Jetson at April 07, 2026 11:06 PM (EXyHK)
Sounds familiar. Source?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:08 PM (bss/y)
I voted for Clinton in 92.
Never voted for another democrat for president afterwards.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Whoa!
Is that a backwards way of saying you have voted Democrat for every office except President since 1992?
just kidding...
My vote was for Reagan in 84.
Generally kept an open mind for every office until Obama... ended up voting (R) in every election. Never voted FOR someone until Palin (hoping douche McCain would expire ASAP), and Trump.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 11:08 PM (/lPRQ)
Fractured Fairy Tales was a go.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 11:08 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Wally at April 07, 2026 11:08 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:07 PM (Q98jS)
You're missing the point, racist.
It's that you're racist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:09 PM (bss/y)
A couple of my favorite of those eclipse shots. First:
https://is.gd/BseoBB
Download it to get the full resolution. See that big bright dot just above the spacecraft to the upper left? That's Venus. Follow a line diagonally through the Moon to the lower right. That's roughly the ecliptic. The two brighter dots along the line in the lower right corner are Saturn, and then Mars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 11:09 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:09 PM (Q98jS)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 11:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:10 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:12 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 11:12 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:10 PM (BI5O2)
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He got his picture taken holding a hammer once a year and people think he spent his post-presidential life building houses for hobos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 11:12 PM (JkO4W)
And the second image is this:
https://is.gd/XLuwTW
That's looking more to the right from the first picture. You can see Mercury to the far lower right, all line along the ecliptic with Saturn and Mars. Yep, Saturn and Mars are closer to the Sun (angle wise, of course) than Mercury right now.
Neptune is in there too, between Saturn and Mars, but's far too dim at those camera settings to show up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 11:13 PM (w6EFb)
hubba hubba
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 11:12 PM (ZxPkt
Judy wasn't legal yet.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:13 PM (V4IXI)
In an interview, South Carolina's shining example of intellectual heft, Rep. James Clyburn, stated that the "MAGA folks want to return things to antebellum times".
Interviewer: "You mean slavery?
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My PT was black as the ace of spades, from Georgia, here because her husband is stationed here. Has her shit together, looking forward to the day she can move back to Georgia and buy an antebellum homestead. - > because they are beautiful.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 11:14 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 11:14 PM (A5RD0)
I saw a video with that liberal screech owl from down south whose face resembles Skeletor. I swear, there are whole slabs of goop that one day will slide off her face lime an glacier calving icebergs.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:14 PM (Q98jS)
Jim Crow was postbellum, you dunce.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:07 PM (Q98jS)
Should have been, "So, you're telling me you don't know what the words you use mean?"
Posted by: GWB at April 07, 2026 11:14 PM (wm3Sw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 11:14 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 11:14 PM (gKWVE)
I voted for Clinton in 92.
Never voted for another democrat for president afterwards.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Whoa!
Is that a backwards way of saying you have voted Democrat for every office except President since 1992?
just kidding...
My vote was for Reagan in 84.
Generally kept an open mind for every office until Obama... ended up voting (R) in every election. Never voted FOR someone until Palin (hoping douche McCain would expire ASAP), and Trump.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 11:08 PM (/lPRQ)
Like nurse, my first vote was for Reagan in '84. As a NYC'er in my yout, I ended up voting for both Ed Koch and David Dinkins (over Giuliani). I thought that it was about time for a black man to become mayor of NYC, and Dinkins was Manhattan Borough President, so I thought he would know how to run the city. Boy was I wrong.
Never voted for a Dem after that. Good thing too, because I could see a grifter like Obama from a mile away at that point.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 07, 2026 11:15 PM (eZ1xg)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:12 PM (V4IXI)
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Well, the gay ones, sure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 11:15 PM (JkO4W)
During winter huge herds congregate near a place called Soldier Meadows - lots of thermal vents and hot springs. There's an old cottage there that's open for use (and well kept) including a wood fired cooking stove.
"The Soldier Meadows Conservation Project is a unique public-private partnership in the high plateau country east of the Calico Mountains and north of the Black Rock Desert in Nevada."
Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2026 11:16 PM (kwa+0)
I have a better idea. How about we all decry that anyone who is as big a FAT-ASS as Pritzger shouldn't be lecturing the rest of us on health-related issues.
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 11:16 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 11:17 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:17 PM (bss/y)
The two brighter dots along the line in the lower right corner are Saturn, and then Mars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
And Uranus is immediately behind you. Amirite?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:17 PM (Q98jS)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
They should've made a live-action Jetsons, instead. Then casting Rosie O'Donnell would have worked. Same name, same figure, same sex appeal.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 11:08 PM (/lPRQ)
Voted for John Anderson in 1980 (hides head in shame).
Voted R for President ever since.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 11:18 PM (y171U)
*sigh*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:17 PM (bss/y)
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And let me tell you, Bob Dole sure appreciated your vote.
Posted by: Bob Dole at April 07, 2026 11:18 PM (JkO4W)
Land of the Lost. The smart sleestak said this on realizing that the dumb sleestak were his descendants, not his ancestors.
Posted by: George Enoch Jetson at April 07, 2026 11:19 PM (EXyHK)
Tasty vittles them Speedgoats are.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 11:19 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 11:15 PM (JkO4W)
You must have been an HR Pufnstuf fan.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:19 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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It was a fucked up time. The country, emotionally, had not settled from the Democrat attack on Nixon, Ford was not dynamic (a company man, a senator), and the Democrats were demonstrating over Nuclear energy. It was a big deal. Companies wanted to build Nuke plants all over America.
And the carnival barker, as you rightly put it, sold the snake oil.
_Mixing the Metaphor
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 11:20 PM (RUHxY)
Heh. Askcshually, Uranus would be along that line to the upper left out of frame above Venus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)
I think the reason they are so able to fool so many people is that most people are clean living and run in a similar crowd.
They always set off all my alarm bells because I ran in a bad crowd with a lot of crooks as a teenager/young man, so they're very familiar to me. I know the stink of criminals.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:21 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Map Of The Stars Homes at April 07, 2026 11:22 PM (oftw2)
Gerald Ford had been only a Representative.
You must have been an HR Pufnstuf fan.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Pufnstuf?! Were they referring to weeeeed?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:23 PM (Q98jS)
Tough shit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 11:23 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:10 PM (BI5O2)
You probably had to live it to really understand. If you think about an asshole, an asshole must itself also have an asshole, and that asshole would be carter. He was weaker than a 50 use teabag. How did he fool people? Americans are fucking stupid. Never underestimate the limp dick retards among us. He came off like a frigging evangelist, if I remember right, but I was young. Mr peanut farmer dressed in his stupid sweaters. Never ever underestimate America's tendency to buy into a lie if it's packaged right.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 11:23 PM (snZF9)
Halfway tempted to extend my NYC tour 1 more day - too many things to see, and not enough time to see it all 🗽⛴️🚌🛵
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 11:23 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Map Of The Stars Homes at April 07, 2026 11:22 PM (oftw2)
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*ahem*
Posted by: Carey Granite at April 07, 2026 11:23 PM (JkO4W)
I made her stir fried noodles and she wants me to take her out to the buffet next weekend so she can eat all you can eat crab
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 11:23 PM (rbvCR)
Couldn't have said it better.
Between her and Mary-Anne, my preferences were set for a lifetime.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (TLp3A)
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Don't forget Bobbie Jo
https://tinyurl.com/c6kxjzfa
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (NYInA)
Working my way through the comments - did anybody mention Della Street (Barbara Hale)?
Or 'One Day at a Time' Valerie Bertinelli - the quintessential 'little sister'?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 11:25 PM (QGaXH)
And the carnival barker, as you rightly put it, sold the snake oil.
_Mixing the Metaphor
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 11:20 PM (RUHxY)
Yup, pretty much this. America spread it's ass cheeks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 11:26 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 11:26 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 11:26 PM (XMwZJ)
Mr peanut farmer dressed in his stupid sweaters. Never ever underestimate America's tendency to buy into a lie if it's packaged right.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
The numpty obsessed over the schedule for who got to use the WH tennis court(s), fergawdsake!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:26 PM (Q98jS)
Posted by: Map Of The Stars Homes at April 07, 2026 11:22 PM (oftw2)
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*ahem*
Posted by: Carey Granite at April 07, 2026 11:23 PM (JkO4W)
Step aside, loser!
Posted by: Joe Rockhead at April 07, 2026 11:27 PM (eZ1xg)
They just elected a liberal to replace a retiring conservative SC justice. The left now have a 5-2 advantage. Don't expect any conservative legislation to stand.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:28 PM (V4IXI)
I thought Ford was doing a good job considering what the country was going through. Carter seemed too inexperienced and kinda weak. So my first vote was a loss. But as time went on my thought was I voted for the better guy. My next vote for President was Reagan. And the next vote was for Reagan. I have never voted for a Democrat for President.
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 10:24 PM (pvf3X)
I was three weeks too young to NOT vote for Carter.
I, too, have never voted for a Democrat.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 11:28 PM (QGaXH)
*sigh*
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Its really amazing how well organized the UNIPARTY was for so long. IF the "Republicans" had been busy working for us, a candidate like Dole would have finished 5th.
The "Republican" party in our lifetime has largely been a party of grifters who used the "(R)" symbol as a trademark to fund-raise. Almost none of them had any convictions that couldn't be bought.
We still suffer from those GRIFTERS. That's why NOTHING really gets done in the house or senate. Those GRIFTERS need to be run out, and prosecuted for the sell-outs they've always been.
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 11:29 PM (Cjcf6)
I'm surprised the Communists didn't just pull the trigger and invade the next day, with that cornpone Stewart Smalley running things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:29 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 11:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 11:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Yeah. The farthest thing from the Chevy Chase caricature.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 07, 2026 11:31 PM (eZ1xg)
I made her stir fried noodles and she wants me to take her out to the buffet next weekend so she can eat all you can eat crab
Posted by: Kindltot
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Your a good man fixing her up some noodles.
Take her out to eat. She earned it putting up
with you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 11:31 PM (RUHxY)
I thought he was an All-American too. I might have dreamt that.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 11:32 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Don Black
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If he had only been that man in the White House.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 11:32 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 11:34 PM (8ty7h)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at April 07, 2026 11:35 PM (wwlYu)
- University of Michigan Hall of Honor
At Michigan, Ford was a substitute center behind All-American Charles Bernard on Michigan's national championship squads of 1932 and 1933.
In 1934, his senior season, Ford started at center for all of Michigan's games and was named team MVP. Ford graduated with a B.A. in 1935
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 11:35 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 11:35 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026
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Was that the weird movie with a title like "So Long and Thanks for Everything, [Some Name]?" John Leguizamo was in it, and I think Wesley Snipes? I could be way off on the last one.
"Junie Woo"? Something like that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:37 PM (wzUl9)
If not already answered upthread:
to Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (I believe)
Three drag queens stranded in a backwards rural town. one had an infatuation with Julie Newmar, I think.
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
I'm surprised the Communists didn't just pull the trigger and invade the next day, with that cornpone Stewart Smalley running things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:29 PM (BI5O2)
That dude was a gutless... dickless... turd. He was soooo far over his head it wasn't funny. He wouldn't recognize what balls were if they were fired into his face from a naval cannon. That miserable bastard did more damage to this planet than can be calculated. 1000's and 1000's died just from that fuckfacefuck not dying in his sleep before he could have become president. Every person killed by Iran and their proxies are on his fucking head. Trump right now 47 years later is cleaning up what that asshole let happen. As much as Trump is transformative to the good, that bastard carter was transformative to the bad. We won't even talk about the economy he destroyed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 11:36 PM (snZF9)
They named an entire class of aircraft carriers after him, so there's that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 11:37 PM (8ty7h)
John Leguizamo was in it, and I think Wesley Snipes? I could be way off on the last one.
And Patrick Swayze
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:37 PM (Q98jS)
Biden wandered off in the woods, took headers down the stairs, tripped on cables and ate dirt, crapped his pants at the Vatican, crapped his pants on Marine One (and bragged about it!), got kidnapped by the Easter Bunny, repeatedly wandered off of stages with his arms up like Cornholio, and we were all assured he was a sharp-as-a-tack badass who could still play football if he wasn't so busy being our fearless leader.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:38 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Valerie Bertinelli was the Mouseketeer my 10 year old wang wanted to bang.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Eddie Van Halen got there first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 11:40 PM (8ty7h)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Ok thats funny shit lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 11:40 PM (snZF9)
When they build the U.S.S. Joseph R. Biden, Jr., rather than any sort of installed sound system, every swabbie will have their own personal phonograph.
To listen to books 'n' stuff!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:41 PM (Q98jS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:43 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 11:44 PM (ZxPkt)
https://youtu.be/QttVlxa0IRI
Aside from a couple of "what do you think? Leave a comment" interruptions, it was pretty thorough and up-to-date with everything I know at least, from Segundo Pia's groundbreaking photography to the 3-D computer analysis, the "debunking" based on a piece of the repairs not the original cloth, to the pollen and blood and scourgemarks validations.
One bit I hadn't known. Scientists determined that the image method was able to be duplicated, on a very small scale. To create the image on the Shroud, though, would take "a simultaneous energy pulse of 34 trillion watts lasting less than a billionth of a second." Whoa!
The meaning of Jesus' raising, physical body or what, is of course a long running debate with theological implications. The method by which the Shroud image could be formed likewise.
Dang, Pixy, can't you give us a LITTLE more comment length? continued...
Posted by: mindful webworker - mysteries of history 1 of 2 at April 07, 2026 11:44 PM (Qlfju)
However, after Mary and Peter and John had seen the burial cloths lying there undisturbed, the captain of the temple guards was sent to the tomb, "to remove the grave cloths. The captain wrapped them all up in the linen sheet and threw them over a near-by cliff."
If the Shroud is authentic, SOMEone found the bundle at the bottom of the cliff.
The UB has nothing to say about that. Heh.
Posted by: mindful webworker - mysteries of history 2 of 2 at April 07, 2026 11:45 PM (Qlfju)
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We should. But we should HAMMER how badly the *monsters* that pretended to be the Joe Biden administration desired to KILL this great nation.
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 11:46 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:10 PM (BI5O2)
Ignore Ford, he was the answer to Nixon. Nuklr Engineer, Sunday School teaching peanut farmer, governor of a mostly rural state. Wholesome down-to-earth Christian honesty was his brand.
Fake fakery all the way down. Now second worst president only because Biden was such a dumpster fire.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 11:47 PM (QGaXH)
Launching missiles like drunk lunatics. Warnings now in Saudi Arabia for incoming attack. No one is left out of the party tonight.
10am news with Sec Hegseth and Raisin' Cain.
Trump:CNN is a fraud, reporting 10pts from Nigeria
Somehow Iraq is now involved with burning buildings. Yemen also launching towards Israel, the Houthi (who I always think have lisps) failed but they are involved.
Iran is hiding tanks, etc in children's amusement parks. They are coming out of hiding apparently with this "cease fire."
Maybe Trump is letting the ME finish them off?
Tousi is mocking Cucker with a meme and of Carlson in a turban with a goat bleating next to him. I liked this a lot!
My prayers for Israel and all under attack from these inbred barbarians.
Israel is now hitting Tehran and Iran, major air attack tonight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 11:48 PM (WONhk)
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oh please let this NEVER happen
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 11:44 PM (ZxPkt)
It won't be for the US Navy. It will be a replacement for the New Zealand research vessel that that lesbian Navy captain ran aground.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 11:48 PM (S/Y4j)
I for one, look forward to their upcoming summer blockbuster, "Dance Pop Thunder Coven."
Trigglypuff, Gorlock, and Lena Dunham star as the body-positive lesbian witches of the wildly popular girl group GUNTR/X. When they aren't literally filling stadiums, they're using the Dark Arts to foil the dastardly plans of their arch-nemesis, the Duke of Orange.
Don't miss a moment of the action as GUNTR/X shatters the patriarchy - and the stage.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:49 PM (BI5O2)
Couldn't have said it better.
Between her and Mary-Anne, my preferences were set for a lifetime.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (TLp3A)
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Don't forget Bobbie Jo
https://tinyurl.com/c6kxjzfa
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (NYInA)
Working my way through the comments - did anybody mention Della Street (Barbara Hale)?
Or 'One Day at a Time' Valerie Bertinelli - the quintessential 'little sister'?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 11:25 PM (QGaXH)
NO ONE has mentioned Daisy Duke, yet?
SMH
Posted by: GWB at April 07, 2026 11:49 PM (wm3Sw)
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Shouldn't the goat be on top of Tuq'r Warlson?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 11:50 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 11:50 PM (ZxPkt)
We're in a state of uncertainty, suspicion, puzzlement, etc. Did any other president ever throw so many mysteries and opacities as Trump? I'm genuinely curious. I can't imagine getting through World War II with Trump at the helm -- sending truthsocials and announcing deals, victories, threats to end civilization, etc. to Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin. "I don't think so, Winston -- I lended you my fountain pen and never got it back. Besides, you despise golf. I don't trust anyone who doesnt play golf!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 11:51 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 11:51 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 11:52 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 11:52 PM (Cqx++)
Israel is now hitting Tehran and Iran, major air attack tonight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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I really REALLY want some smoldering ruins in the morning.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 11:52 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 11:53 PM (I/0M6)
Time to gas all the trolls. Phosgene would be nice. Record their dying screeches, and sell them for ringtones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 11:53 PM (utfVc)
I use soap and water and a $23 face cream. A jar lasts three months. I frequently get compliments on my complexion. I tell them, "I owe it all to clean living and a pure heart."
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 07, 2026 11:53 PM (tM5h4)
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A once-over with Barkeepers Friend twice a month and I'm good to go.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 11:55 PM (JkO4W)
Gerald Ford had been only a Representative.
You must have been an HR Pufnstuf fan.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Pufnstuf?! Were they referring to weeeeed?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 11:23 PM (Q98jS)
And if I remember correctly was mostly a seat-warming back bencher who took one too many hits on the football fieldd before there were helmets....distinguished himself during his term on office by hitting his head on things and almost getting shot, twice!
This was about the same time someone got a lucky shot in on George ("segregation today, segregation tomorrah, segregation fore-evah") Wallace putting him in a wheel chair the rest of his life.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 11:55 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: mindful webworker - mysteries of history 1 of 2 at April 07, 2026 11:44 PM (Qlfju)
Stupid trolls are why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 07, 2026 11:56 PM (eZ1xg)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 11:52 PM (n7rxJ)
I approve of this message with ululating uvula.
Quietly, so not to arouse or alarm my husband.
I want this DONE. Hide the babies, children, Christians and Jews and let it be done.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 11:57 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:57 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 11:59 PM (gKWVE)
Lawyers do something similar, particularly female ones. I wouldn't be surprised to learn they edit or modify them in all sorts of ways too now, but it's long been common to find them using photos from a decade or more earlier in their professional bios. I've seen photos 25 years old still in use.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 11:59 PM (I/0M6)
Lean into your features, ladies. You'd be surprised how attractive that can be.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 07, 2026 11:59 PM (CHHv1)
I made her stir fried noodles and she wants me to take her out to the buffet next weekend so she can eat all you can eat crab
Posted by: Kindltot
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Your a good man fixing her up some noodles.
Take her out to eat. She earned it putting up
with you.
Posted by: Braenyard
Actually,
I was at their wedding. And their First Anniversary party. And I adore them both. They compliment each other quite well.
Please hug your sweetheart for me, Kindletot.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 12:00 AM (A5RD0)
I see the super original troll above. Oooh.
I'm thinking President Trump said to Sec Hegseth, let's let our boys get some rest and see what these nutcases do with a cease fire.
We see! Says Israel and the rest of the ME.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 12:00 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2026 12:00 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Fake fakery all the way down. Now second worst president only because Biden was such a dumpster fire.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
A little credit, here? I really tried hard to be worse than Carter.
Posted by: B. H. O. at April 08, 2026 12:01 AM (VHUov)
Lean into your features, ladies. You'd be surprised how attractive that can be.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 07, 2026 11:59 PM (CHHv1)
This earns you a hair flip from a natural 'ette. Ok, mascara if I leave the house. And I'm getting highlights on Thursday.
In my prime I was natural, so there's that. And I refuse to look old. So there!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 12:03 AM (WONhk)
The last time I encountered a large group of pronghorn, they were feeling frisky and decided to race me down the highway at about 50-55 miles per hour. I kept my distance because I understand their disposition.
But I wondered about the tourists driving behind me. Once I passed by the herd, I no longer saw the tourists in my mirror. Chances are they hit one doing 75 mph and totaled their vehicle.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 12:03 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2026 12:04 AM (BI5O2)
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We should. But we should HAMMER how badly the *monsters* that pretended to be the Joe Biden administration desired to KILL this great nation.
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 11:46 PM (Cjcf6)
Oh absolutely. Carter was a weak dipshit who couldn't tell his asshole from a hole in the ground, but the biden monsters are pure fucking evil and should have been hunted with flamethrowers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2026 12:06 AM (snZF9)
I am bleary-eyed from allergies, and I originally read this as "ululating vulva." I was alarmed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 08, 2026 12:06 AM (I/0M6)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 11:50 PM (S/Y4j)
The goat does not look impressed with Cucker. Calmly bleating and chewing cud as he rails and whines for eeslam.
I would like to send both Cucker and Candace Popeye over to sooth Iran and see how that goes. Ambassadors of Insanity.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 12:07 AM (WONhk)
Israel, with Gaza, avoided the tremendous danger of ceasefires with opponents who extermination is the minimum serious objective - that you can't start the party up again. Bibi did, several times. This of course only applies to western countries, and especially the US in its current unserious incarnation.
With Trump I'm not very concerned about it. I am assuming his comical statements about offing the first string of Iranian "leadership" constituting "regime change" are pure chin music, aimed at a mysterious audience.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2026 12:07 AM (U/Byj)
British Intel
@TheBritishIntel
7h
CHILE SIDES WITH ARGENTINA ON THE FALKLANDS
Chile has officially declared its support for Argentina’s claim over the Falkland Islands.
This came in a joint statement after a meeting between the two countries’ leaders.
The Falklands are British territory - defended with British blood in 1982.
Now more countries are openly testing us because they sense weakness in London.
Britain must make it crystal clear:
The Falklands are ours and will remain ours forever.
Apr 7, 2026 · 8:17 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 12:07 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 08, 2026 12:06 AM (I/0M6)
I insert this now and then for alarm and in my teaching of anatomy to Morons.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 12:08 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 12:08 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2026 11:55 PM
Only if you douse yourself in perfume afterwards to mask the smell of the Barkkeper's Friend. That shit's nasty but it does clean a kitchen sink like nothing else.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 08, 2026 12:09 AM (tM5h4)
Apr 7, 2026 · 8:17 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 12:07 AM (rbvCR)
Good Luck with that....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 08, 2026 12:09 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 11:52 PM (n7rxJ)
I want to see what the Precambrian era looked like.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2026 12:10 AM (snZF9)
The Falklands are British territory - defended with British blood in 1982.
Now more countries are openly testing us because they sense weakness in London.
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Good. Let the fucking commonwealth get picked to the bone like a dead gazelle on the African veldt.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2026 12:10 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2026 12:12 AM (+HNx/)
I succeed 5 out of 7 nights. Which is a heck of a lot better than six months ago with horrible insomnia. Last night was not great, so tonight will be.
G'night, Morons and 'ettes, and may we have a wonderful tomorrow.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 12:13 AM (WONhk)
Chile and Argentina linking up like that is pretty amazing. For those unfamiliar, as in many parts of the world, those two similar countries with not much in the way of real disputes have been pointlessly mutually hostile forever. Beagle Channel dispute - I lost track of whether it was already settled.
But not impressed with Mr Chainsaw, if he's pushing this. Pointless distraction when the herculean task of rescuing Argentina from its decades of torpor has barely begun.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2026 12:14 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2026 12:16 AM (U/Byj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIjf5ETDHyU
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2026 12:17 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Sounds like the 43rd listed side effect of the latest SSRI pill.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2026 12:19 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Kindltot
Fukin Brits cannot even get drinking water.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2026 12:20 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 08, 2026 12:23 AM (I/0M6)
I use soap and water and a $23 face cream. A jar lasts three months. I frequently get compliments on my complexion. I tell them, "I owe it all to clean living and a pure heart."
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 07, 2026 11:53 PM (tM5h4)
I finally found a cream that I like - it is the only one I have ever run across that has pink undertones rather than yellow ones. It's the only "makeup" I use.
I figure I'm not the poor sap that has to look at my face, so I really don't care what everyone else sees 😂😂😂
Before I started treatment for cancer, I used to look about 10 years younger than my age. Can't claim that any more - I definitely look my age now - but I am still alive...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 08, 2026 12:24 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: JQ at April 08, 2026 12:28 AM (rdVOm)
Apr 7, 2026 · 8:17 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot
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They are such a silly people. They don't have a functioning carrier, they don't have a functioning sea going vessel. They can't do anything. Ask Trump?
I want to hear that answer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 12:28 AM (RUHxY)
I want to hear that answer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 12:28 AM (RUHxY)
It used to be axiomatic, that if you wanted to maintain control of far-flung colonies across the sea, that you had to maintain a Navy capable of defending those colonies. And an Air Force capable of doing the same, and capable of landing troops to bolster the garrison.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 12:33 AM (utfVc)
The movies with Julie Newmar and George Takei are
Oblivion and Oblivion 2
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Saw Oblivion at a Chicago Comicon. Screenplay by Peter David, who hosted the showing. It was… tolerable.
Posted by: mindful webworker - mysteries of history 2 of 2 at April 08, 2026 12:34 AM (Qlfju)
Off: https://shorturl.at/OPdjv
On: (two pics) https://shorturl.at/ZhWsI
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2026 12:35 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: rhomboid
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There is organized opposition to him this is a good focus point to diminish them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 12:38 AM (RUHxY)
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It'll be propelled from behind by the USNS Harvey Milk.
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 12:39 AM (TbhYO)
I have crawled close enough to Antelope to touch them.
Never been able to get that close to a Whitetail Buck.
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 12:40 AM (TLp3A)
I want to know how they straightened that hair -- that was some miracle. I might have use in the aerspace sector.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 08, 2026 12:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2026 12:40 AM (UA2di)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIjf5ETDHyU
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2026 12:17 AM (snZF9)
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All that's missing is The Chainsaw Attachment!
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 12:41 AM (TbhYO)
I kind of want Trump to claim it and then gift it to Argentina.
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 12:46 AM (TLp3A)
The Falkland Islands. In 1981*.
Where they found themselves in the middle of the first western conventional shooting war since WWII. Hilarious. But rarely is the idiocy of the NPR-listening cohort so quickly and dramatically "rewarded" by reality.
* think it was 1981, not long after Reagan was sworn in
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2026 12:48 AM (U/Byj)
Never been able to get that close to a Whitetail Buck.
Posted by: garrett
>We have a herd of whitetail roaming around here that are fearless now that the dogs are gone. As long as they don't see you, they just mosey around. Vehicles don't spook them too much, they just get out of the way.
It makes easy to fill your tag. Some nice bucks.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 12:56 AM (Fbc0I)
I've had bucks just about run me over, coming to a set of antlers, pre-rut.
But to sneak on? Not our deer. They don't let you get that close.
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 12:59 AM (TLp3A)
I say the US should seize them and start pumping oil. Use the proceeds to fund building the new UN compound on the Falklands.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 08, 2026 01:00 AM (Ue4m3)
* think it was 1981, not long after Reagan was sworn in
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2026 12:48 AM (U/Byj)
Milei should offer the people of the Falklands a deal: become a protectorate of Argentina, since Britain has fallen to the muslim hordes, and can no longer protect the Falklanders. Argentina will preserve inshore fishing rights for the Falklanders; offshore will be Argentina's exclusive zone, where Falklanders may also fish. No muslims permitted to settle in Falklands, and English will continue as the official language there, but have Spanish taught as a second language.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:02 AM (utfVc)
I reading up on photography, after getting on that tangent reading some discussion about Apollo vs Artemis. Artemis is all digital. Apollo was all film. Don't know much about it, other than film has its pluses and minuses and digital the same.
The cameras they're using on Artemis are Nikons, about 10 year old models (tried and well-tested -- you do NOT take something new fangled into space without extensive testing). They can do things with those cameras that would be impossible with Apollo film.
Yet, as far as resolution goes, the Apollo film has it beat. I swear, the Apollo color photos do just sort of look better somehow, and was reading the arguments back and forth about this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 08, 2026 01:03 AM (w6EFb)
I say the US should seize them and start pumping oil. Use the proceeds to fund building the new UN compound on the Falklands.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 08, 2026 01:00 AM (Ue4m3)
I like this idea better than my first thought. The UK gives up the Falklands, but Argentina has to support Harry, Meghan, and their brood.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2026 01:05 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 08, 2026 01:08 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 08, 2026 01:12 AM (qpyNK)
One caveat is the Artemis images aren't all full resolution, they were transmitted through space, and there was compression and all that. And that is something Apollo couldn't do at all.
We won't get the full resolution until they get back to earth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 08, 2026 01:12 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at April 08, 2026 12:28 AM (rdVOm)
Yeah I wonder how much that would sell for once he finalizes the design. He makes a shit ton of different custom swiss army knives. I was on his site looking at stuff. He does some nice stuff. I like swiss army knives. I have a pile of them, nothing crazy, maybe a dozen. Mrs B went to switzerland a few times for her job and brought me back a different one every time she went, so I have some from there. She keeps one in her purse that she got from there. This dude does some amazing things with them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2026 01:14 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 08, 2026 01:08 AM (KAi1n)
That totally blew ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2026 01:15 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 11:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Yeah. The farthest thing from the Chevy Chase caricature.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Chevy Chase would wind up rehabbing at the Betty Ford Clinic (I'm guessing he was a coke head). It's where he would meet (by that point) the former President. They got along fine. Chevy was a world class asshole but Gerald Ford was a class act.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2026 01:17 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: publius
Been a couple years... had a 35mm film snap shooter. And a then top o the line digital. Took pics of house. Printed 4x6. Scanned at 2400 dpi.
Could zoom at film and see individual nails.
Digital - not so much.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2026 01:20 AM (/lPRQ)
But to sneak on? Not our deer. They don't let you get that close.
Posted by: garrett
>We have so many magpies they will rat you out, rat out the deer and elk, and every other kind of critter within eyesight. It can be an advantage.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 01:22 AM (Fbc0I)
It makes easy to fill your tag. Some nice bucks.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 12:56 AM (Fbc0I)
The ones around here are retarded. They're so used to people now they lay on their lawns and look at you like you're no big deal. Around my father's house they walk up to you like you got food. I saw one across the street from him laying on the woman's lawn by the curb, she comes home and goes to pull into her driveway and the deer gets up and moves a little as if to say yeah she's old, don't want to get run over here. As soon as she parked the car the deer goes an lays back down and just watches her get out of the car. We had 15 of them wandering around the grounds of the shop I work out of. They don't run they hang around looking at you like you're entertainment.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2026 01:23 AM (snZF9)
I for one, look forward to their upcoming summer blockbuster, "Dance Pop Thunder Coven."
Trigglypuff, Gorlock, and Lena Dunham star as the body-positive lesbian witches of the wildly popular girl group GUNTR/X. When they aren't literally filling stadiums, they're using the Dark Arts to foil the dastardly plans of their arch-nemesis, the Duke of Orange.
Don't miss a moment of the action as GUNTR/X shatters the patriarchy - and the stage.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
LoL!! Don't give them any ideas, dammit!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2026 01:23 AM (sAmhv)
Those special Hassleblads they used on Apollo were 70mm film, BTW.
The equivalent resolution would be hundreds of MP, pretty much.
Now, something like they did with that night side of earth, illuminated in moonlight with Artemis was something that would've been impossible with the Apollo cameras. The tricks they can do with the digital are something else.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 08, 2026 01:24 AM (w6EFb)
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3h
BREAKING: Iran includes "acceptance of enrichment" in the Farsi version of its ceasefire plan, something missing from English versions.
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So apparently what Trump is bragging about getting them to agree to is not what they seem to think that they've agreed to.
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2026 01:24 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: snakeplizzken at April 08, 2026 01:30 AM (G0Od/)
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2026 01:24 AM (vSvIl)
Or maybe they were not bargaining in good faith, and DJT expected that, and now he can say, "We promised them a cease-fire, if they acted in good faith, but the rat bastards lied and cheated, so now we have renewed justification to bomb them back into the Stone Age."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:33 AM (utfVc)
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3h
BREAKING: Iran includes "acceptance of enrichment" in the Farsi version of its ceasefire plan, something missing from English versions.
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So apparently what Trump is bragging about getting them to agree to is not what they seem to think that they've agreed to.
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2026 01:24 AM (vSvIl)
Trump needs to turn that place into a superfund site. They carry on like they got a leg to stand on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2026 01:33 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:38 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
>Pull back. Reset the war powers resolution. There's no grace period. 90 days motherfuckers. Congress has their thumbs up their asses.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 01:40 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:33 AM (utfVc)
I really hope thats what he's doing. Sometimes I wonder if he gets off more on making deals and gets blinded by it. There is no reason in the planet of hell that any deal needs to be made with those murdering knuckle draggers, just erase them from the fucking planet. I would hope he just wants 2 weeks to get us resupplied and our planes and equipment serviced and then get back to kicking their dicks in the dirt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2026 01:41 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 01:40 AM (Fbc0I)
Thats a good point.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2026 01:42 AM (snZF9)
Sodomy and the lash, optional.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 08, 2026 01:12 AM (qpyNK)
Hey, are you still here? I heard you were having some challenges. Need anything? DH is driving into Anchorage tomorrow. Just let me know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2026 01:48 AM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Reforger at April 08, 2026 01:55 AM (ZhdAT)
...of the wildly popular girl group GUNTR/X. When they aren't literally filling stadiums, they're using the Dark Arts to foil the dastardly plans of their arch-nemesis, the Duke of Orange.
...
Don't miss a moment of the action as GUNTR/X shatters the patriarchy - and the stage.
And as as proud sponsors of the IceKingJOE Presidential librar, you can see "The Eternal Video Loop" of JOE's disapproval: Gunter, NO!
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'member him? me neither.
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AND SHE WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING
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Simon was Saner.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 08, 2026 02:21 AM (WhfXV)
There is absolutely a certain class of LDS women who take this very, very seriously. I can also see where a person in PR especially in certain fields, would feel the pressure to do all that.
Thank God I never have. I've lived here 15 years. One trip to the hair salon, 2, possibly 3, mani/pedis. I need to find somewhere to get my legs and such waxed, though; getting hard for me to hold a razor.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 08, 2026 02:27 AM (Vvh2V)
Matched only by the wisdom based on knowledge and experience
Couched in a camaraderie rarely found in humanity
Tempered by sharp snark and punishing humor
Let's see AI ever match that.
(Or are we all AI??) 😏
https://youtu.be/Lrz2S81HXsM
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - where are we at April 08, 2026 02:52 AM (Qlfju)
Iran launched missiles at 5 different countries 2 hours AFTER the cease fire started.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2026 02:56 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 03:03 AM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2026 03:22 AM (Ia/+0)
Missiles launched from Iran were seen over Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, and the West Bank and intercepted by Israeli defence systems in the early hours of Wednesday, April 8.
The attacks came just hours after US President Donald Trump announced a two‑week ceasefire agreement with Iran, aimed at easing tensions following weeks of escalation triggered by US‑Israeli strikes on Iranian targets
Video: by Reuters therefore certified as true by MSM.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 03:26 AM (RUHxY)
Iranian drone attack in Bahrain injures two, hours after truce announcement
_TimesOfIsrael
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 03:33 AM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2026 03:36 AM (Ia/+0)
U.S. President Donald J. Trump calls Wednesday a “big day for World Peace!”, following tonight’s announced two-week ceasefire agreement with Iran.
Trump states that the United States will assist with the buildup of ships in the Strait of Hormuz and that reconstruction can begin in Iran.
The President adds that, “We'll be loading up with supplies of all kinds, and just ‘hangin' around’ in order to make sure that everything goes well. I feel confident that it will. Just like we are experiencing in the U.S., this could be the Golden Age of the Middle East!!!”
Apr 8, 2026 · 4:32 AM UTC
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 03:49 AM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 03:50 AM (RUHxY)
Posted by: raimondo at April 08, 2026 04:05 AM (Fljt+)
Deadline Cafe
Hickman Natural Bridge, Capital Reef National Park
This cat cannot abide your buffoonery. Punch the Monkey getting frisky with his girlfriend. Takeoff. Pandas, the athletes of the bamboo jungle. Elephant and baby. The day after Easter.
Penguin bubble party.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/O78pWZoGWr
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 7, 2026
The cat feels included.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/mPy0KtiulE
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 7, 2026
Little baby.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/Hr9Lnzg8Xr
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 6, 2026
He accepted his fate.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/OBcvZEyQ8P
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 6, 2026
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Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (cYBz/)
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy are home after three weeks on the road. Lots of laundry, both dog and people, to do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (tgvbd)
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (u73oe)
So he better be careful. The Secretary of War just may call him back to active duty and put in charge of Nome Alaska.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Ha ha ha ha ha... 😂
That's funny....
Posted by: Mark Kelly at April 07, 2026 07:37 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 07:37 PM (35jYC)
.......maybe.
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Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (3ek7K)
109 I actually got a whole meat arsenal. First was the KitchenAid tenderizer, and I also got one of those cast iron smash burger squishers.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (3uBP9)
I had this one tenderizer I really loved for grilling or baking cuts of meat, with razor-sharp blades stood up in a row on a spring-loaded brace. You grab the handle, and the blades are not exposed; you push it into the meat, and the brace compresses while the blades continue on to pierce. Wham wham wham wham! Then marinate, and it soaks in deeply.
The problem was, with the plastic case and fiddly bits, unfixable breakage was inevitable. It was a very disposable tool, and the more such I outlast, the more I would rather get durable ones. So I never replaced it.
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (Sy6m/)
"Democratic voters have realized that their party is filled with weak, feckless "leaders" and they are done with it."
Posted by: Welcome to the Uniparty, pal at April 07, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)
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Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 07, 2026 07:44 PM (Q/FnY)
The devil is 6 and G-d is 7, so 6-7 is a reflection on the triumph of good over evil and the duality of man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 07:44 PM (XV/Pl)
Pork chops cooked with country gravy, mashed taters and steamed broccoli for dinner.
It's smelling good.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:44 PM (3ek7K)
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Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:45 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 07:45 PM (3uBP9)
I hate that you can't trust anything posted on the net.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (3uBP9)
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A bunch of the obscure stuff is B side tracks never released as a single. I was too broke to afford records or much in the way of cassettes, so my audio experience dates from the CD era plus whatever was on the radio. Since I lived in a college town, I got to hear more variety than most.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)
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I keep telling my cats that I will not abide any silliness in my household.
They've disobeyed my command every day for 13 years and counting....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:47 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM
There are exceptions, Monsieur.
Posted by: The French Model at April 07, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)
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Sorry, I had beans with lunch.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Jocularity. ace is known for his constant masturbation and occassional joke.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:47 PM (aTgV0)
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I saw Beat Your Meat open for Ministry in 1991. Great show!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:38 PM (ZOv7s)
Actually most of that was the Brits doing. They have never gotten over the Crimean war.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (8avO+)
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Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:40 PM (Q0yOR)
Bamboo trees are terrible at dodging. Similar to the nearly as useless Koala that has to work extra to keep their only food from poisoning their babies.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (8avO+)
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They have a whole train of grievances, like the fishing fleet getting shot at by the Imperial Navy in 1905 after thinking they were Japanese torpedo boats (who somehow sailed to the North Sea).
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: banana Dream - almost at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:53 PM (Q0yOR)
They kinda aren't really. Even for an animal they are sort of retarded. They are dying out but I wonder how exactly they made it this far
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:54 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:55 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 07, 2026 07:51 PM (sl73Y)
You train them to do it and their natural cussedness makes them never eat babies just to spite you.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:55 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 07:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:56 PM (aTgV0)
Speaking of Alec Guiness, we all need to rewatch Bridge on the River Kwai now that we know he was trying to prevent a war crime by blowing up a bridge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:56 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (8avO+)
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Herbivores don't need to be cunning. I think the Pandas are in trouble because of habitat loss. Like all Communists, the Chicoms have zero interest in wildlife habitat, clean air, potable water or fertile soil. Don't trust China, China is asshoe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 07:58 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (GukFK)
Jucularity can be fun.
Posted by: 1960s musical Fur - The Endorian Tribal Love-Rock Musical at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (3ek7K)
Tousi is showing that Iran broke the ceasefire within minutes.
Attacking other countries...
Their 'mosaic' defense is working as designed. Regional commanders are doing WTF they want.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Got into the edibles at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (FguBe)
The Associated Press
@AP
BREAKING: Iran's Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (8avO+)
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Herbivores don't need to be cunning. I think the Pandas are in trouble because of habitat loss. Like all Communists, the Chicoms have zero interest in wildlife habitat, clean air, potable water or fertile soil. Don't trust China, China is asshoe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Pandas had to turn some wrist bones into a thumb-like work-alike because their bear claws aren't opposable.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (Q0yOR)
Fight back with kudzu.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:01 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 08:01 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 08:01 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 08:01 PM (wvc0i)
from where?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:02 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JackStraw
He used to have the chicken choking graph pinned to the top of the right side bar for years. Years!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:02 PM (/lPRQ)
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Victory celebrations to begin shortly.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:03 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 08:03 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 08:03 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 08:04 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 08:04 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 08:03 PM (wvc0i)
they have their own use for those missiles, like destroying power plants and bridges in Ukraine. They already told Iran to make a deal with the US a week ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (8avO+)
The alleged Statement put out by CNN World News is a FRAUD, as CNN well knows.
The false Statement was linked to a Fake News site (from Nigeria) and, of course, immediately picked up by CNN, and blared out as a "legitimate" headline.
The Official Statement by Iran was just released, and posted on TRUTH, below. Authorities are looking to determine whether or not a crime was committed on the issuance of the Fake CNN World Statement, or was it a sick rogue player?
CNN is being ordered to immediately withdraw this Statement with full apologies for their, as usual, terrible "reporting." Results of the investigation will be announced in the near future.
President DONALD J. TRUMP
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (8avO+)
On the contrary.
Posted by: International Society Against Panda Bear Claws at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (TbWk/)
To be fair, though, if I ever saw one of them things I would scream like a girl and run away as fast as possible. I hate hornets and wasps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 08:06 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: turambar
Ummm...
I think that was me.
Neighbor clearcut everything up to his property line. Then built a shed with damn near zero lot line. Don't need to look at his garbage.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Got into the edibles at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (TbWk/)
Once I was out walking our dogs and the crazy one started attacking a yellow jacket nest in the ground. Before I could react I had a mess of the little f'ers attacking me and both dogs. Once I got away and the bugs killed, yes they followed us back home, we called the vet and asked what to do about their stings. They both got stung a bunch. The vet said to give them Benadryl which I did.
They got totally hopped up on goofballs. One just sat in front of a wall staring at it for two hours. If it could talk it would have been saying, "oh wow man, do you see that? Oh wow. Oh wow...."
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 08:06 PM (3uBP9)
And Japanese Super Hornets
And honeybees are all vanishing and it will doom us all
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (El6/E)
To be fair, though, if I ever saw one of them things I would scream like a girl and run away as fast as possible. I hate hornets and wasps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Did they ever spread to the US? They still are there in Japan.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Archer
Rearm? With what? I assume they'll have difficulty getting Chinese or Russian equipment in, they have major financial shortfalls, and their national industry has been impacted. 2 weeks isn't very long, and what could they possibly obtain that would be an issue for us? Maybe some drones and missiles to launch randomly at their regional neighbors? That'll be helpful...
Posted by: Military Moron at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (ycI94)
Minus 5 Celcius tonight. I'll bring Snowflake in tonight if she wants. She came in and slept most of the afternoon in my chair.
And Great News!
MS Now "War Crime Threat Averted."
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (Sco7b)
To be fair, though, if I ever saw one of them things I would scream like a girl and run away as fast as possible. I hate hornets and wasps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Gotten stung by yellowjackets a couple three times back in the day. It's not just that they hurt, they're fucking vindictive little bastards. They aren't like bees which will usually leave you alone if you leave them alone. Oh no, they spot you and it's game on.
Posted by: Nasty aggressive little buggers at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (El6/E)
Not if the Texas bee lady has anything to say about it.
https://www.youtube.com/@texasbeeworks
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:09 PM (8avO+)
Turns out they cannot handle most of the US climate and landscape
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:09 PM (El6/E)
Turns out they cannot handle most of the US climate and landscape
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:09 PM (El6/E)
That's what stopped the killer bees too. And the Martian invaders.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (8avO+)
Haven't seen any report about the expected timing of a ship transiting the Strait of Hormuz.
Meanwhile, Pakistan's Prime Minister stated that the cease-fire is effective immediately.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (VrdhL)
Bee Girl is doing her part
https://youtu.be/3qVPNONdF58
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:11 PM (El6/E)
Just so you know. You are careful to define Snowflake as NOT YOUR CAT, but you are clearly HER HUMAN. She will be merciless.
Posted by: Wenda at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (QNSS1)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (8avO+)
There had been some evidence of them being in the Pacific Northwest, but then, not much else. it was a click-bait thing a few years ago. All I know is that any hornet that is as big as my thumb must be avoided.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Tuna at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (U7QMZ)
I thought it was Slim Whitman that stopped them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (El6/E)
https://www.youtube.com/@texasbeeworks
Posted by: Oldcat
Love her.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:16 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
When I'm calling you
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Will you answer too?
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:18 PM (U7QMZ)
52 percent in. Source NY Times.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 08:30 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
We've agreed to no ceasefire, so beware.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (oftw2)
If you're still here: The other night you posted a link to an old blues singer. Please post it again.
Posted by: Braenyard
Had to scroll back aways. Maybe this one I linked to on the 15th? (A little jazzy/swing for blues.)
'Taint What You Do (It's The Way That You Do It) - Jimmie Lunceford and His Orchestra (1939)
https://youtu.be/UDTWVVlLGas
Posted by: mindful webworker - wasn't Ella... at April 07, 2026 09:42 PM (Qlfju)
Praising God, who is not good because of what He does, but because of who He is. AND He does good things.
Thanks for all the kind words and prayers and thoughts.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026 09:52 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 09:54 PM (3ek7K)
I asked it why are adult baptisms on the rise and it responded: Adult baptisms are rising in U.S. Catholicism due to a growing spiritual hunger among young adults seeking truth, meaning, and beauty in a secular age.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 09:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Praising God, who is not good because of what He does, but because of who He is. AND He does good things.
Thanks for all the kind words and prayers and thoughts.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026
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Grand news! When does he start?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 09:54 PM (wzUl9)
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy are home after three weeks on the road. Lots of laundry, both dog and people, to do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (tgvbd)
dogs gots laundry????
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 09:56 PM (QGaXH)
Hey Wolfus! We hardly ever interact! I just wanted to encourage you to not give up on your dream of moving and owning your own home. You can do it. We are rooting for you.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026 09:57 PM (nz1sK)
To be fair, though, if I ever saw one of them things I would scream like a girl and run away as fast as possible. I hate hornets and wasps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)
You and me both.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:58 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2026 10:00 PM (LHPAg)
ONT
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 10:01 PM (3ek7K)
Hey Wolfus! We hardly ever interact! I just wanted to encourage you to not give up on your dream of moving and owning your own home. You can do it. We are rooting for you.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026
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TT, that will give him enough time to take care of errands before he starts!
Yes, I don't usually get to chime in on the cafes or the ONT; I post on the Tech Thread when I first get up, sometimes on the Morning Report, and often on the Art Thread. Thanks for your good thoughts. There are properties on Realtor in my price range, and more turn up (and some drop off as they're bought) every day, so I hope that when I start actually looking in person around 4/20, there will be something I love.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:02 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
We already have hand-sized wasps called "tarantula hawks." What's a thumb-sized hornet compared to those?
Tarantula hawks also have one of the most painful poisons known, based on that psycho who intentionally got stung by everything to rate them. He thought a couple kinds of ants were worse.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 10:02 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Nasty aggressive little buggers at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (TbWk/)
.......................................
I'm very allergic. They and their children and grandchildren know where the picnic tables are and never forget.
Long story with much drama I won't get into, but one flew up my maxi sundress the afternoon Princess Diana died. I was supposed to be supervising our son in the garage using a table saw. I was there but drinking wine and reading a magazine.
When I screeched into the house his father thought son had cut off a finger, but it was just me running down the hall asking for Benadryl, baking soda, vinegar and meat tenderizer...stat. From one bite I had a huge bite, bigger than my hand. Painful. Had the tv on at midnight when she had the car crash.
Woke my husband to tell him she died and he said,"Well, that's sad but I really don't care."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (WONhk)
Praising God, who is not good because of what He does, but because of who He is. AND He does good things.
Thanks for all the kind words and prayers and thoughts.
Posted by: TecumsehTea
Outstanding.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: runner
Beats getting shot for just being on the street.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (/lPRQ)
Praising God, who is not good because of what He does, but because of who He is. AND He does good things.
Thanks for all the kind words and prayers and thoughts.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026 09:52 PM (nz1sK)
Wonderful to hear.
I hope the new job goes so well that you both decide losing the old job was the best thing that ever happened.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
Congratulations on the new job, Tea!
I got laid off one time as a RN and it turned out the be the best thing that could happen to my career!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 10:17 PM (WONhk)
Trump Accepts Deal for Two Week Ceasefire, Saying Sides Are Very Close to a Permanent Deal
Ach.
Sorry I had to get out and do the sanding and varnishing before I lost the light.
Clay TravisIran began launching drones and missiles at both UAE and Israel. Israel, of course, is permitted to fire back. So is UAE. Tuq'r will find that "disgusting, actually," and will also attack Trump for abusing the poor oil traders.
@ClayTravis 1h Trump and Iran agree to a two week ceasefire subject to the Strait of Hormuz being immediately opened. The price of oil and gas is plummeting. Yet again all the people losing their minds on Twitter today saying nuclear war was going to happen look like complete morons.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: First at April 07, 2026 08:04 PM (4vWdN)
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (yFLFB)
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (Y5yGp)
Remember recent reports that military leaders were giddy with excitement about being "instrumental in bringing the 2nd coming of jesus and the rapture" Those types are not refusing anything.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (ycI94)
I live in a conservative area that sends plenty of young men and women into the military. I have NEVER heard this theory advocated from the pulpit, be in here at home or at a base chapel. I've never heard of it coming from any military members. I've never even heard it in my Bible Studies, who are full of old ladies that you'd think would be vulnerable to this sort of thinking.
Posted by: pookysgirl, sick of being lumped in with others at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (Wt5PA)
MS Now "War Crime Threat Averted."
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:09 PM (Sco7b)
Remember recent reports that military leaders were giddy with excitement about being "instrumental in bringing the 2nd coming of jesus and the rapture" Those types are not refusing anything.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (ycI94)
I live in a conservative area that sends plenty of young men and women into the military. I have NEVER heard this theory advocated from the pulpit, be in here at home or at a base chapel. I've never heard of it coming from any military members. I've never even heard it in my Bible Studies, who are full of old ladies that you'd think would be vulnerable to this sort of thinking.
Posted by: pookysgirl, sick of being lumped in with others at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (Wt5PA)
I've been in the military and NEVER, not once, heard anything like this.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (hJH5n)
I have a friend who is an ultrablue Democrat and also Jewish and he claims this just to excuse the Democrat Party for wanting to destroy Israel. It's his cope for explaining why Republicans are still evil and antisemtic even though they're Israel's allies and his filthy degenerate race communist party or its enemies. It makes me angry when he says this. I feel like saying "Okay I'll tell the world you said that then they'll turn on Israel. Fuck you very much."
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 07, 2026 08:11 PM (vFG9F)
Last week: the war is illegal, Iran is winning, Trump is committing a genocide, Trump has no plan, we need to stop and make peace.
Now: TACO! Trump capitulated and lost! What a coward! Don't believe his lies, he didn't meet his clear objectives.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:11 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:11 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (yFLFB)
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If nothing else, this is letting us map where the most fanatical elements are, and line up assets to obliterate them. The die-hards are self-identifying.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:11 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:11 PM (GD0B3)
If not , are we saving those for a new government?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:11 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 08:12 PM (ZePNB)
if I'm still awake I will move the post above this one later. I know you want to talk more about penguins.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:12 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 08:12 PM (3ek7K)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (1wjle)
Did you end it with the Hawaiian good luck hand gesture? Cuz that would've been funny.
Posted by: pookysgirl, watching Tchaikowsky with Lil Pooky at April 07, 2026 08:13 PM (Wt5PA)
They were not part of the cease fire talks... two of three have little to nothing to do with the war on Iran.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl, sick of being lumped in with others at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (Wt5PA)
Immanentizing the eschaton is not something uttered outside of the pundit class talking about politics.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 08:13 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 08:13 PM (3ek7K)
no, airdrop pallets of guns grenades and radios. fill the country with weapons. Give the civilians the weapons with which to drive out their satanic occupiers.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:13 PM (1wjle)
Gear up the marines!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (Y5yGp)
never heard of the old tale "The marginal news channel that cried "War Crime!"???
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (GD0B3)
I love it. Article the other day said that, so far, Iran has launched +/= 1500 rockets at UAE.
To take on that and not be discombobulated, they've got some stuff. Hey, Iran, you've got mail and you're not going to like it.
Oh, by the way, look out to the north, the Jews are coming.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (RUHxY)
Gas prices, unfortunately, shoot up the instant there is any nervousness about supply, but take a very long time to come down. I don't expect to see any decrease in gas prices for a while.
Still: good news from, and about, Trump and Iran.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (wzUl9)
If not , are we saving those for a new government?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:11 PM (V4IXI)
runways are easy to repair, as things go.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (1wjle)
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It's an incoherent, inaccurate perversion of dispensationalism, which manages to get all the key parts exactly wrong.
In short, it's what a very stupid, ignorant person wants to think Bad People believe in. People who they also believe are far, far less intelligent than they are, yet those same people can accurately tell you exactly what the people who look down on them believe in.
A very weird cope.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (ZOv7s)
That doesn't seem like a cease fire to me but I'm just a avocado toast eating Californian who doesn't know any better than to pay 6.20 a gallon for gas....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:13 PM (1wjle)
^^^^^This
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 08:16 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 08:16 PM (ZePNB)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (8avO+)
I say for us. We also have weapons specifically to hit runways which make it not so easy.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI)
It's like buying property. You go back and forth for a while then, when you, the buyer, thinks you're close, you stop hedging... for a while. See if the seller meets your price. If not... you either walk away, or continue to haggle.
Art of the Deal.
There are already assets in place to make Iran wish they'd "made a deal."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 08:17 PM (AkEZC)
if I'm still awake I will move the post above this one later. I know you want to talk more about penguins.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:12 PM (1wjle)
For all we know Tucker was three Penguins with a bow tie all along.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:17 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 08:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (ycI94)
I live in a conservative area that sends plenty of young men and women into the military. I have NEVER heard this theory advocated from the pulpit, be in here at home or at a base chapel. I've never heard of it coming from any military members. I've never even heard it in my Bible Studies, who are full of old ladies that you'd think would be vulnerable to this sort of thinking.
Posted by: pookysgirl, sick of being lumped in with others at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (Wt5PA)
Because it's made up bullshit, like Madison Cornbread's tale of PDT lurching for the steering wheel, or Tea Party members spitting on CBC congressmen and calling them naggers.
Posted by: When they lie they speak their native tongue at April 07, 2026 08:17 PM (TbWk/)
I doubt he got anything more than 50% and it will be empty Iranian promises at that. They lie and repudiate every single agreement.
Meanwhile, they murder the non-Muslim citizens they conquered.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:17 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Confused Iranians at April 07, 2026 08:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (RUHxY)
well in the excellent movie the Russians did indeed come.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Confused Iranians at April 07, 2026 08:18 PM (zZu0s)
Because Hi Points were too heavy to transport.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:19 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (RUHxY)
Their noses will have crossed the border ten minutes before they actually arrive, so be on the lookout!
Posted by: Tucker Qatarlson, Islamist Asset at April 07, 2026 08:19 PM (TbWk/)
What's this, I was driving home and Tousi said that Saudi Arabia and the UAE have both been "attacked" by Iran? Hit in some way?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:20 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: pookysgirl, sick of being lumped in with others at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (Wt5PA)
The plains of Armageddon where the big last battle is supposed to be is in Israel already. We'd not need to go anywhere if that were in the cards.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (TLp3A)
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Trump won't meet with Xi until this is settled, so yes, China very much wants their pain to stop. People claiming "Oh, CHINA did this," are retarded because they think China is calling the shots, rather that getting reamed by what we are doing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 08:20 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (fE6HJ)
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One can hope for the best, but this certainly looks like a win for the islamic republic.
Remember that we started this particular campaign. They were content at the time to quietly build their missiles and advance their nuclear research. Because we started the fight their primary goal was to survive, which they have. The particular people are now younger, and have been promoted early, but the regime itself is the same.
Second, their particular approach to the war, attack civilian infrastructure in any country they can reach, and traffic in Hormuz, until pressure was put on Trump to call of the fighting, clearly succeeded. So they accomplished both their general and specific goals for the campaign.
We on the other hand are apparently getting a player to be named later. in #twoweeks. But we should celebrate because the TV tells us the fighting is over, or something.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (vSvIl)
I'm not turning on Israel, but most people have done so already
tinyurl.com/4mx8jta5
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Confused Iranians at April 07, 2026 08:18 PM (zZu0s)
Because Hi Points were too heavy to transport.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Both brands are just fine.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (/lPRQ)
yes they are launching more missiles and drones and so are their proxy army the Houthis.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:20 PM (n7rxJ)
drones/cruise missiles probably - the number of big missiles in stock in Iran is pretty low.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (8avO+)
Broken in 3..2..1..
Posted by: Kafiroon at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (IzMux)
Oh - and the Council's description of the opening of the Strait is "via co-ordination with Iran's armed forces and with due consideration of technical limitations."
Have no idea how our side will even assess whether they're complying with the Strait demand, but this doesn't sound like a very promising start.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (wzUl9)
Extended range Penguins.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (8avO+)
One can hope for the best, but this certainly looks like a win for the islamic republic.
Yeah...this what victory looks like.
Lol
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:20 PM (IsJ5o)
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Wow, I'm going to totally pay attention to the insight from a nick I've never seen before.
I pray that you can find a more lucrative line of work. God bless you!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (fE6HJ)
U not O? U I? I not U, I I!
Posted by: Ug. Oongawa. at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (TbWk/)
They aren't good faith negotiators, they're fucking lunatics
Giving them 2 weeks to "open" the straight and pole innocent people I'm front of power plants..
They are playing us for fools
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (XLfSN)
Broken in 3..2..1..
Posted by: Kafiroon at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (IzMux)
Broken ?? It has not even started !
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (U/Byj)
send some ships through, see if they get shot at. Easy enough.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:23 PM (8avO+)
I have multiple of both. But a Hi Point pistol is an anvil.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:23 PM (V4IXI)
But your basic complaint, that we didn't achieve regime change in Iran (I assume that's where you are going), is true and I don't disagree. In the end, though, I have assumed the Persian people will decide who rules. Unless the regime still retains terroristic powers against hte population, that is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 08:24 PM (FGw3/)
Posted by: Oldcat
Trying to save launchers.
They can pop out and launch one. They run back to their hidey hole before position can be fixed. Rather like a sniper that pops off one shot and fades back. Really hard to pin down.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (U/Byj)
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We've shattered their c2, so they have units without commanders, broken chains of command, and lots of isolated units told to fire until they run out of ammo.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:24 PM (ZOv7s)
https://tinyurl.com/2ykap7nn
Most 2A friendly admin evah.
PS: Pirro is c*nt
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 08:24 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 08:24 PM (u73oe)
Lol
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (TLp3A
A Black Knight victory
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:24 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 08:25 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: TACO Trump at April 07, 2026 08:25 PM (5Yz+T)
they are launching more missiles and drones and so are their proxy army the Houthis.
Posted by: ace
===============
Doesn't sound like much of a ceasefire to me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:13 PM (1wjle)
^^^^^This
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 08:16 PM (zYpTz)
Well, if you can land in force to rescue downed airmen, you can land in force to hand over weapons to the Iranian resistance. Coordinate with the resistance via secret comms.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 08:25 PM (utfVc)
🔴 Clayton Fuller: 64%
🔵 Shawn Harris: 36%
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Big Penguin at April 07, 2026 08:26 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:26 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (vSvIl)
uh, most of their leadership did not survive, which is an L for them considering how hard they tried to hide.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:26 PM (8avO+)
Fools errand. They’ve broken every agreement we ever had with them. They use every lull in battle to fortify and restock. The Russians and Chinese continue to move weapons into the country unabated. We know this. The Israelis know it too.
I give it a few days before this breaks. Hope I’m wrong.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 08:26 PM (AydIQ)
In 2 weeks gas will be $4.50
all you retard NPCs do is repeat the memes that your Supervisor Bot NPCs program into you.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:26 PM (1wjle)
Counting of chickens at this point, in any direction, seems wildly premature.
Iran has been attacking "civilian infrastructure" in the Gulf states for weeks. First big hit on Saudi Arabia's biggest industrial area just yesterday. Israel has hit petrochemicals and now railroads/bridges.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 08:26 PM (U/Byj)
And you are wrong. The enlisted class of the military is still largely black, white and brown. From all parts of the country. But mostly blacks, whites, and latins.
The officer class is still Ivy League and mostly NorthEast or cultivated from private academies. Very much elite.
The Political Class is the same as the Military Class and the Managerial Class.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:25 PM (IsJ5o)
This makes zero fucking sense. Like, at all.
Posted by: Mistake? Or TIA? at April 07, 2026 08:27 PM (TbWk/)
Aaaand sirens and missiles in Tel Aviv, with the IDF attacking the Islamic Republic of Iran.
I luvs me a ceasefire! It's so exciting!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:27 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (vSvIl)
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No navy. Missile stocks depleted and resupply problematic.
Every bordering country hates them. Such a victory.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)
The retard squad has arrived. 2 minutes ago they were calling Trump Ghengis Khan. Now he's chicken.
Retards.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 08:27 PM (GukFK)
That classic Vespa is going to be FABULOUS
Posted by: Miklos likes craftmanship at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (MABMQ)
^^^THIS.^^^
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:13 PM (1wjle)
Hell yeah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (snZF9)
The retard squad has arrived. 2 minutes ago they were calling Trump Ghengis Khan. Now he's chicken.
Retards.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 08:27 PM (GukFK)
Dammit, now I want Mongolian beef.
Posted by: Old Genghis was pretty generous with his at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (TbWk/)
Oooh. Israeli fighter jets attacking Tehran?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (abIsI)
Ace,
Take a look at these guys on Twitter/X. I link to a Telegraph reader here only because I don't have an X account. Note that they were pushing the same line on Trump/Easter that Tu'qr was, but earlier than him.
Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 08:29 PM (PrKv7)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (abIsI)
Regroup with what ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:29 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:26 PM (8avO+)
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Exactly. It is well-known that large-brained supra-geniuses expect to be incinerated within 48 hours of hostilities breaking out. What are you, stupid?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:29 PM (ZOv7s)
I luvs me a ceasefire! It's so exciting!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:27 PM (n7rxJ)
this is one weird ceasefire!
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:29 PM (GD0B3)
They can pop out and launch one. They run back to their hidey hole before position can be fixed. Rather like a sniper that pops off one shot and fades back. Really hard to pin down.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:24 PM (/lPRQ)
And they also have decoys.
I remember talking to an Iraqi battalion commander of a SCUD deception unit. They had fake launchers and missiles. He told me that from 50 meters away he could not tell the difference.
Our solution: destroy them all.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 08:29 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: ace
Just don't involve the Kurds.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 08:29 PM (abIsI)
Someone with some imagination would be appreciated.
Even we come up with new memes from time to time.
Posted by: Confused Iranians at April 07, 2026 08:29 PM (zZu0s)
Or maybe he's neither. Maybe he's showing what's left of the Iranian regime the way out of disaster.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 08:29 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (abIsI)
Letting them bunch up saves ammo.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:30 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
In WWII they were called Jedburghs
Posted by: Clandestine Miklos at April 07, 2026 08:30 PM (MABMQ)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Yeah, just juxtaposed the movie with what's left of the IRGC running around knowing that because of the USA ceasefire Trump will offer no restraint on Israel.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 08:30 PM (RUHxY)
I can't imagine Saudi Arabia is satisfied with this ceasefire. Do they get a say?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:31 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Big Penguin at April 07, 2026 08:31 PM (vFG9F)
Ok, that's funny right there.
Also, Mrs has been on the phone w/a bunch of her old crowd... the big guys pretty much bailed on higher $$, but a lot of little ones will get skinned...
This also puts the target on the right people - if they do something stupid, and they will, they've pissed off their side and ours.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:31 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:27 PM (IsJ5o)
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Seriously. This is all you are? Shouldn't you be doing something, anything more useful? God loves you. You can be better than this. Return to Him. It's Easter. He's waiting.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:31 PM (ZOv7s)
SAY WHAT??!! I thought there is going to and IMMEDIATE SAFE FULL opening of Hormuz !!
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:31 PM (n7rxJ)
They're free to hire an army to invade.
Posted by: Confused Iranians at April 07, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: That one Russian sailor guy at April 07, 2026 08:32 PM (TbWk/)
And the CBC should ask how those 0% tariffs on Canada are going. Oh wait.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:32 PM (Sco7b)
This is a weakness in our system. The mullah's know they just have to wait us out and a new president, preferably (for them) a democrat, replaces Trump and everything goes back the way it was.
I think it would help immensely if a few dems came out and said they would continue the Trump doctrine if they retake the Presidency in 2028.
Fat chance that will happen. More likely the flow of pallets of cash and gutless appeasement will resume.
I'm sure they think Allah wills it.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 08:32 PM (QGaXH)
Take a look at these guys on Twitter/X. I link to a Telegraph reader here only because I don't have an X account. Note that they were pushing the same line on Trump/Easter that Tu'qr was, but earlier than him.
yes, Tuq'r is openly a patriot of the restored Soviet Empire AND the Islamic Caliphate. Like all good conservatives are.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:32 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:31 PM (n7rxJ)
They're free to hire an army to invade.
Posted by: Confused Iranians at April 07, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)
They already have one. About 75000 men. Sure they aren't up to our standard, but if Iran bunched up to oppose them they'd get obliterated.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (U/Byj)
I noticed that part. Seems...loose, not concrete, easy for Iran to say it's not technically possible.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 08:33 PM (zYpTz)
Republicans are:
Evil
Stupid
Wimps
Warmongers
Dictators
Money Grubbers
Pussies
Sex Abusers
Jew Lovers
Jew Haters
Out of Touch
Racist
Gay
Pick any 10
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 08:33 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 08:28 PM (abIsI)
I realize you are never happy and enjoy being miserable, but allow me to ask:
With what?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:33 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 08:33 PM (zeRhI)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (ABMuU)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:32 PM (Sco7b)
CBC is busy talking up the Canadian mission to the moon.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (3uBP9)
A desk...With shelves
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Sam Brinton at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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One of the steps in your campaign platform.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 08:35 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 08:35 PM (AydIQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (3uBP9)
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They are the classiest, most beautiful shelves you ever saw. Everyone agrees. People say to me "Those are the best shelves. Really. The best!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:35 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (3uBP9)
Rocking chair would be my guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 08:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:27 PM (n7rxJ)
LOL
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 08:35 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:35 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: ace
Just order on-line.
Delivered yesterday was 1000 rnds of 10mm HP. 600+ ft lbs.
40 lbs. Ooof.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:36 PM (/lPRQ)
Stephen McIntyre @ClimateAudit
the amount of propaganda against Iran in the US is beyond comprehension
Apr 7, 2026 · 7:03 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 08:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:36 PM (FtULh)
yeah a desk with shelves so I can work outside. I figure I have to do two more coats tomorrow and then i'm done. It's a process.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:36 PM (1wjle)
Current margin is about 12 points--56-44. Clay Fuller is the new GOP Rep bringing them up to 218 with three seats still vacant.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 08:36 PM (E4rtv)
Misogynists
Paranoid
Delusional
Incapable of reading
Uneducated
Mentally ill
Psychopaths
Sexually repressed
Xenophopic
Mean
And we hurt people's feelings...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:36 PM (Sco7b)
Have ever heard of ROTC?
Texas A&M , irginia Tech, North GA, etc?
You're the worst kind of troll.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:36 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 08:36 PM (MUdzd)
They'll always come back. "It is not our part to master all the tides of the world"
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (XuXeR)
Stephen McIntyre @ClimateAudit
the amount of propaganda against Iran in the US is beyond comprehension
Apr 7, 2026 · 7:03 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 08:36 PM (gKWVE)
Hey, we aren't the great satan for nothing you idiot.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (hJH5n)
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Ah yes, the Moon Puck. Shot out of orbit with an atomic hockeystick.
Oh wait. The American now own hockey.
The Moon Stone, driven out of the atmosphere by and old man with a cigarette in his hand while his buddies sweep away the upper atmosphere.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 08:33 PM (zeRhI)
Now I want taco bell. And im back on keto.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Fritz at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (J7jo9)
I certainly hope so but we don't get any information about such a revolution being organized and armed. I know a lot of this would be secret, but wouldn't we see some hints of it above-ground?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (1wjle)
I thought that said xenomorphic and I thought man that would be cool
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:25 PM (IsJ5o)
Damn. I didn't realize my university in TX was either of these. How the hell did I get a commission?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (hJH5n)
Lol
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)
[other people, too]
I agree that none of us would want to 'win' this way.
But we are not muslim fanatics who are convinced that we have a duty to bathe the world in blood. They are. And they live, so they'll try, try, try again.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (vSvIl)
They'll always come back. "It is not our part to master all the tides of the world"
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (XuXeR)
And you know, we can come back first and bomb the hell out of them.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (8avO+)
but we haven't heard that.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (1wjle)
So another anti Israel group takes off their mask.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (V4IXI)
We have standards around here. They may be low but they’re our standards.
Posted by: Tony S at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (DD6gL)
Sometimes it's good to chillax. Josh around. The sun will rise tomorrow.
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (vSvIl)
for wanting to die for Islam they sure seem to hide in the darkest bunker they can find a lot.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:39 PM (vFG9F)
but we haven't heard that.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (1wjle)
or we are good at it.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Fritz at April 07, 2026 08:39 PM (J7jo9)
"We stood up to the world's only superpower, plus the eeevil Joos, and look at us! We Are Bloody But Unbowed!"
And of course, the duplicitous bastards will take the opportunity to murder more of the resistance folks, and begin digging even MORE tunnels in the mountains, stuffing them with thousands more munitions.
If they run true to form, that is. And they've never broken that form yet.
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 08:39 PM (reMys)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:40 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:36 PM (1wjle)
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All-weather, Vespa-mounted keto desk with special messenger bag hanger. Plays 80's mystery tunes as it whizzes through the urban nightmare of New York, deploying pepper spray and oil slicks to evade pursuit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:40 PM (ZOv7s)
That might cost us Congress. As feckless as those who supposedly represent us are Trump hasn't been impeached this term. He will be if we lose the House.
Lot of variables.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 08:40 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (vE0+
I was trying to decide on a movie. Maybe 'Prometheus' again.
The had working plumbing.!!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (hJH5n)
you ivy league elitist you.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:40 PM (8avO+)
The gaslighting from these propagandists never ceases.
They should all pray with thanksgiving that they all have the 1st amendment to protect them.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 08:40 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 08:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 07, 2026 08:41 PM (PgGhG)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 07, 2026 08:41 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 07, 2026 08:41 PM (0r3iH)
Posted by: Big Penguin at April 07, 2026 08:41 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: Big Penguin at April 07, 2026 08:31 PM (vFG9F)
With the lawyer named Cogsley who was considered quirky because he insisted on using actual books?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (QGaXH)
I think if I'm an Israeli having to run to a bomb shelter hoping not to be killed by a ballistic missile, I'd feel completely abandoned by Trump cutting this deal.
Posted by: stv at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (XMeSM)
You don't play at war but unfortunately in these times that is about the best case scenario - either way Trump usually leaves situations for what we care about better than they began - see how the next month shakes out.
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:34 PM (hJH5n)
---
Ah yes, the Moon Puck. Shot out of orbit with an atomic hockeystick.
Oh wait. The American now own hockey.
The Moon Stone, driven out of the atmosphere by and old man with a cigarette in his hand while his buddies sweep away the upper atmosphere.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)
if the moon were a giant curling stone, Canada would have touched it already.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:40 PM (8avO+)
In my time in the military - 22 years - seriously, I have met exactly ZERO Ivy Leaguers.
I have met plenty from all the service academies, but none from the Ivies.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:43 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (vSvIl)
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Yeah, and they just had to kill thousands to maintain their tenuous hold on power. The people don't want to join them.
Seems kind of a limiting factor on their long-term odds of success. The Iranian people don't have to rise up, just keep dropping Google Map markers where all their overlords are living via Starlink.
I bet a LOT of Starlink will be coming in during the lull. Need MOAR targeting data.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)
That might cost us Congress. As feckless as those who supposedly represent us are Trump hasn't been impeached this term. He will be if we lose the House.
Lot of variables.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 08:40 PM (GukFK)
I thought Iran already broke the ceasefire...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:43 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: ace
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I don't see the civilians being organized unless We or Israel send some operators to guide them otherwise it could be a free-for-all.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 08:43 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (yAteE)
What did Tousi think of this ?I know he was hoping for the Shah...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:44 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (vSvIl)
I don't know, when it comes to muslims I'm pretty convinced we need to bath the world in their blood. Its what they do. How many Christains did they kill in africa over easter? I'm pretty done with them and leaning heavily towards genocide if if means another innocent person never has to fucking hear allah snackbar as they die by their hands.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 08:44 PM (snZF9)
I definitely saw a chance with a population uprising and part of the army assisting after most of the leadership were killed. Even thought an IRG officer would flip for self preservation.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:45 PM (V4IXI)
airdrop pallets of guns grenades and radios. fill the country with weapons. Give the civilians the weapons with which to drive out their satanic occupiers.
Posted by: ace
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I just wanna say... if you airdropped pallets of guns grenades and radios in my neighborhood, people would pick up the guns, check to see if they were loaded by peering down the barrel and pulling the trigger, and the survivors would figure they'd better get rid of the grenades, so they'd "unscrew" them and run water on them, then the remaining survivors would throw the radios in the trash since they don't pull in the local AM station.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:45 PM (n7rxJ)
This.
Plus, this "officially " gives the US the whip hand over China's oil imports...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:45 PM (XuXeR)
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I ride the bus!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:32 PM (/lPRQ)
I wish it was that cheap! Over $6 here in Surf City.
That's not gonna stop me from taking the camper out in a few weeks......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 08:45 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 08:46 PM (++1kQ)
I have met plenty from all the service academies, but none from the Ivies.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (hJH5n)
I'm not military myself but knew the class warfare nonsense was not how the military has been even in 1820, much less now.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:46 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan"
Yes. Everyone was ready to take the computer's word for it but it turned out the "victim" altered the video transcript to frame Kirk and the stoolie computer was none the wiser.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:46 PM (vFG9F)
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One can hope for the best, but this certainly looks like a win for the islamic republic.
Remember that we started this particular campaign. They were content at the time to quietly build their missiles and advance their nuclear research. Because we started the fight their primary goal was to survive, which they have. The particular people are now younger, and have been promoted early, but the regime itself is the same.
Second, their particular approach to the war, attack civilian infrastructure in any country they can reach, and traffic in Hormuz, until pressure was put on Trump to call of the fighting, clearly succeeded. So they accomplished both their general and specific goals for the campaign.
We on the other hand are apparently getting a player to be named later. in #twoweeks. But we should celebrate because the TV tells us the fighting is over, or something.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:21 PM (vSvIl)
We don't know the details of the deal (yet). Too early to tell, wait and see.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 08:46 PM (y171U)
🔴 Clayton Fuller: 64%
🔵 Shawn Harris: 36%
Posted by: runner
That's it! Midterms are over! Dems will sweep everything! Doom!!!! R only won by 28%!??!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:46 PM (ycI94)
If they run true to form, that is. And they've never broken that form yet.
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 08:39 PM (reMys)
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Made with what? They can't just magic more munitions into being.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (yAteE)
Plus, this "officially " gives the US the whip hand over China's oil imports...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:45 PM (XuXeR)
The PRC is now in the Land of Those Who Pay The Market Price For Oil.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (hJH5n)
🔴 Clayton Fuller: 64%
🔵 Shawn Harris: 36%
Posted by: runner
That's it! Midterms are over! Dems will sweep everything! Doom!!!! R only won by 28%!??!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:46 PM (ycI94)
Is this Marjorie Taylor Greene's old district??
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (y171U)
I see you knew my Fairfax neighborhood...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (XuXeR)
....this will go on and on until it doesn't.
I'm praying this "cease fire" (oof) has a larger end game.
Posted by: GigantorX at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (d5syB)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (yAteE)
Good...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (OoFl2)
I definitely saw a chance with a population uprising and part of the army assisting after most of the leadership were killed. Even thought an IRG officer would flip for self preservation.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:45 PM (V4IXI)
its early yet, and its harder to desert when they are dropping bombs on you.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:48 PM (8avO+)
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The regular army was one of the most important factors that lost Iran for the Shah in 1978/79. I don't think his loyal units were anything like the IRGC, but they still held things together until regular military units started firing on them.
Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 08:48 PM (PrKv7)
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 08:48 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (ZOv7s)
You are expecting too many people to grasp the concept of logistics.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:48 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (hJH5
Most ivy schooling comes after. Hegseth just put a stop to it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:48 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 08:48 PM (++1kQ)
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This is just factually untrue.
The only reason Iran attacked ships in the strait was to bring pressure on Trump to stop the bombing. This approach has apparently been successful.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:49 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (y171U)
YES! and the guy was endorsed by Trump's.
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:49 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:49 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 08:46 PM (++1kQ)
This ain't over yet.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:49 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Hey, yo
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 08:49 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan"
Yes. Everyone was ready to take the computer's word for it but it turned out the "victim" altered the video transcript to frame Kirk and the stoolie computer was none the wiser.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:46 PM (vFG9F)
Spock knew something was messed up when he started beating the computer at space-chess.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:49 PM (8avO+)
If they run true to form, that is. And they've never broken that form yet.
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 08:39 PM (reMys)
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Made with what? They can't just magic more munitions into being.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (ZOv7s)
I'm assuming they'll do oil for weapons deals...that's the fastest way...we have left them all their economic resources...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Braenyard
Maybe they are just breathing hard!
Posted by: Rabbi Schmuley and his dildos for sale at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (Ys3WR)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 08:25 PM (2WIwB)
Why?
Iran's nuclear program, economy, military, government, and international terror apparatus have just been severely degraded. This country is now a basket case.
It will take them years to recover the status quo ante, and we can prevent that at a time of our choosing.
More importantly, regime change is not within our capabilities. It would require a lengthy ground war, and there is zero political will for it.
The threat to us, such as it was, has been neutralized for the time being. I don't care what happens to Iranian people, and they'd never go to war for us. That's their business. This ain't a charity. Time to wrap it up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Braenyard"
A free for all is what it will devolve to without power fuel water and food.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (vFG9F)
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This is just factually untrue.
The only reason Iran attacked ships in the strait was to bring pressure on Trump to stop the bombing. This approach has apparently been successful.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:49 PM (vSvIl)
This is just the braying of an Eeyore.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Joemarine
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Yes. But current margin is about 12 percent. 56-44 About 70 percent of vote in.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 08:51 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:48 PM (hJH5n)
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I know. Old habits die hard.
Two weeks. It took Iran how long to build up this stockipile? how many years? How much Biden/Obama dollars?
But sure, they'll just get Amazon to fedex a complete replacement set in by next Wednesday.
Trump knows more than everyone here combined. He tweets stuff knowing what he was going to do. Do people understand that? He tweeted the dire threat but already has the ceasefire statement written.
Why do people assume that everything is so random? Or that only Trump is random, but everyone else is an MKUltra DeepState Zionist Conspiracy planned out centuries in advance?
Very muddled thinking.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (tOcjL)
How will they get them out?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:51 PM (hJH5n)
What an Ewok does in his own home with his wood is his own business.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 08:52 PM (e4VtS)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:52 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Marketplace of Ideas at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (WL6Bl)
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Grad school. He doesn't want to pay for Ivy League grad schools.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:52 PM (ZOv7s)
It's me donna, Tousi said as always that the end game is up to the Iranian people.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Back to my question from the previous thread: what do the Iranian people of right now need to accomplish what the Iranian revolutionaries of 1979 accomplished?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 08:52 PM (n7rxJ)
well, there were certain conditions for the ceasefire to comense!
🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (tOcjL)
They are still under sanctions.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (GD0B3)
It makes sense, I guess, but it is always interesting to watch play out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (FtULh)
Absolutely times a thousand
Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (P4Pk9)
If they run true to form, that is. And they've never broken that form yet.
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 08:39 PM (reMys)
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Made with what? They can't just magic more munitions into being.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:47 PM (ZOv7s)
I'm assuming they'll do oil for weapons deals...that's the fastest way...we have left them all their economic resources...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (tOcjL)
Their economy was in shambles even before this.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (okun6)
Well said
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:48 PM (V4IXI)
Even then I can't remember running into any fellow officers with an Ivy education.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)
That would require people to admit they don't know WTH is going on. Tall order.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (e4VtS)
They are still under sanctions.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (8avO+)
One of Iran's 10 points was the lifting of all sanctions... Surely this isn't this deal ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:54 PM (FtULh)
so when you launch attacks on Israel minutes after the "ceasefire" they get to attack back
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:54 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:51 PM (hJH5n)
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And who has stockpiles of the things just lying around? Russia and China are now puckering up big time. Not a lot of surplus systems for sale, methinks.
Oh wait, I forgot. Our enemies can produce infinite amounts of highly technical stuff in a matter of days and ship it instantly without regard to transportation infrastructure. Cool story.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Maybe. It's not when the missiles land, it's when the were launched.
I don't think Trump was bluffing about the 8 pm deadline. Iran didn't seem to think he was bluffing. And if Trump thinks they violate the cease fire I believe he will level them.
Trump isn't going to just walk away now. We've been liviing with an armed and vicious Iran for nearly 50 years. I can wait a couple weeks with a largely toothless Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 08:54 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (okun6)
Truth. People forget Tehran was practically OUT OF WATER before this began.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:54 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (8avO+)
One of Iran's 10 points was the lifting of all sanctions... Surely this isn't this deal ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:54 PM (FtULh)
There is no deal, just a ceasefire.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (8avO+)
Very muddled thinking.
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Well much of the crowd here seems to be Gen X or older. They are used to a world where the press explained things. They made a lot of stuff up too, but they didn't sperg out like the media does now.
People who grew up waiting for a narrative to understand aren't used to forming one themselves. This is not to say that the young are better off. They often have no narrative they follow at all (or they watch idiotic "influencers".
Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (PrKv7)
Well said
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (XuXeR)
So Iran won't be the largest exporter of terrorism anymore or plan assassinations?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:49 PM (hJH5n)
After 9-11 we won the war in Afghanistan with basically two ODA’s some air power and a bunch of afghan NA guerrilla fighters. We thought it was over at that point.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (++1kQ)
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Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (xTwVZ)
Sigh.
But they were beavering around frantically after Operation Hammer last year, digging out the bombed sites, and working overtime to repair/recover. My point was simply that they will be bending every sinew to rearm.
I'm hoping like hell the Iranian resistance will see that this is their best change to crowbar the bastards out of the driver's seat, kill as many of them as possible, and take their country back. But we'll see.
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (reMys)
I am so confused!! (not really...) I thought there was a ceasefire ! then... what's up with BMS ??
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (tOcjL)
How will they get them out?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:51 PM (hJH5n)
The oil is what they'd send out (not hard in a ceasefire) - the weapons are what they'd be paid in...I can see many of our "frenemies" working that deal for them and helping sneak them in...
Heck, weren't NGOs doing that sort of weapon smuggling into the Gaza campaign...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (tOcjL)
Of course left out the part where Iran launched despite ceasefire. .
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:56 PM (XuXeR)
You know ZERO about the military.
Posted by: Marketplace of Ideas at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (WL6Bl)
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Were you?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 08:56 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 08:56 PM (xTwVZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Russia has better use for any munitions taking Ukraine field by field, as they have been doing.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan"
Yes. Everyone was ready to take the computer's word for it but it turned out the "victim" altered the video transcript to frame Kirk and the stoolie computer was none the wiser.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:46 PM (vFG9F)
And Spock figured it out because he was able to beat the computer handily at Chess and since he was the one who programmed it to play chess he reasoned the best he could hope for was a draw...
Damn...I watched a lotta of Star Trek in my time......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 08:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:54 PM (1wjle)
Forget it they're rolling
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 08:57 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 08:57 PM (++1kQ)
I hope everyone has a good evening and night. Just got an ear on the line and eyes on a movie and checking in with you rascals and rascalettes.
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 08:57 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:38 PM (V4IXI)
Might just be pro-whoever is backing Iran and profiting from the chaos.
The International Left is not a monobloc, there are a lot of parties playing along for their own reasons.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 08:57 PM (PrKv7)
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This is just factually untrue.
The only reason Iran attacked ships in the strait was to bring pressure on Trump to stop the bombing. This approach has apparently been successful.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:49 PM (vSvIl)
This is just the braying of an Eeyore.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (hJH5n)
No it's just objective analysis of the other's side victory conditions.
I'm sorry if this is too difficult a concept for you.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:57 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2026 08:58 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 08:13 PM (1wjle)
This plus a whole lot more. We need beaucoup drones. I don't know if the pentagon failed to send military observers to the Russia-Ukraine war but we used to do that kind of thing to learn about technology, strategy and tactics in foreign wars. Iran taught Russia about drones and supplied the technology. Russia combined it with EW which they have traditionally been strong in.
Israel needs to be resupplied with missile interceptors. So do the Gulf allies. So do we. We way underestimated Iranian capabilities with drones and missiles.
Pakistan says Iran claims to still have 15,000 missiles and 45,000 drones. An exaggeration, surely, but they still have a lot. We simply don't have the MOPs to take out all 27 underground "missile cities" each has multiple entrances.
And a coalition to effect regime change. Deride GHW Bush all you want, he knew how to build a coalition. Bush jr was not bad either.
Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 08:58 PM (6Q9y6)
Heck, weren't NGOs doing that sort of weapon smuggling into the Gaza campaign...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (tOcjL)
Israel bombed the oil producing areas today, and previously a few times. Might be some scorch marks.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:58 PM (8avO+)
Who knows? But we will punch them in the face again if needed...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:58 PM (XuXeR)
😊
It seems we've achieved most if not all if our immediate military objectives, so imo everything else is gravy
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 08:58 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (BI5O2)
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My thinking as well.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 08:59 PM (u73oe)
lin-duh's deep thoughts...
Posted by: lin-duh at April 07, 2026 08:59 PM (VCgbV)
sorry. Was listening to Chicago. My bad.
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 08:59 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 08:57 PM (++1kQ)
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China is on the Caspian Sea? Who knew?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 08:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Apropos of nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 08:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 08:59 PM (PLgLU)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 08:59 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 09:00 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 08:59 PM (Q0yOR)
I am a man who will fight for your honor
Ill be the hero you been dreaming of...
I hate you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 09:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:00 PM (Q0yOR)
I'm sorry if this is too difficult a concept for you.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:57 PM (vSvIl)
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How do they *not* win?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)
I'm glad to see we have an Iranian whisperer who knows exactly what their decapitated state is up to. I thought disconnected IRGC groups were firing stuff off as they got a hold of it, but there was a master plan all along!
Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (PrKv7)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (V4IXI)
It's an assertion. Without proofs, it remains just that.
Logic 101
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (GD0B3)
I'm sorry if this is too difficult a concept for you.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:57 PM (vSvIl)
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How do they *not* win?
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They must win because that's what he's already pre-determined is going to happen.
Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (PrKv7)
The Hezbollah issue has be resolved, and completely (meaning Hezb is destroyed), this time. Israel will not accept living under near-constant attack, or having Iran's (dulled and degraded) dagger at their neck any longer.
Extremely unlikely any "deal" will be reached with the US, notwithstanding today's drama, but zero chance any "deal" will occur where Hezbollah gets rescued.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 09:02 PM (U/Byj)
I am afraid to even ask what this a euphemism for.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:02 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2026 09:02 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Marketplace of Ideas at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (WL6Bl)
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Um, look in the mirror.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 09:02 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 09:02 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:49 PM (hJH5n)
After 9-11 we won the war in Afghanistan with basically two ODA’s some air power and a bunch of afghan NA guerrilla fighters. We thought it was over at that point.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (++1kQ)
It was until we started inflicting women's studies and gay shit in Kabul and dissing our former allies there.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 09:03 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 09:03 PM (PLgLU)
Secret tunnels. Or sooper drones. Either way, it's bad. .
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Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:03 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:40 PM (8avO+)
In my time in the military - 22 years - seriously, I have met exactly ZERO Ivy Leaguers.
I have met plenty from all the service academies, but none from the Ivies.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (hJH5n)
I met one Harvard guy in my 20 years. And he was...wait for it...a Jag officer. Pretty good guy too.
Now those Aggies...
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 09:03 PM (2WIwB)
Control over Hormoz including 2 million toll
Right to enrich uranium
Trump agreed to the plan Iran demanded weeks ago
Compete surrender
Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 09:03 PM (eVQZ+)
😊
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 08:58 PM (lCppi
The ONLY thing the Left cares about is winning "today's" news cycle. That's it. Nothing else matters. Started around 2017. Not that they were honest before that or anything but this became their top priority then and it hasn't stopped. Exhausting.
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 09:03 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (yAteE)
According to Fox News missiles are coming down on Tel Aviv…….does that count as violating the ceasefire?
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ummmmmm, yes
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (GD0B3)
I'm glad to see we have an Iranian whisperer who knows exactly what their decapitated state is up to. I thought disconnected IRGC groups were firing stuff off as they got a hold of it, but there was a master plan all along!
Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM
Wheels within wheels.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (GD0B3)
Vance is in Hungary.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)
I don't know about the Pentagon, but I know military contractors had people on the ground in Uke to monitor what worked and what didn't. The program to make a bunch of clones of the Russian/Iranian drones came from capturing some of them in Uke.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (A/Om5)
Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (YwEeS)
It's not when the missiles land, it's when the were launched.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I guess one could stand on technicalities, but launching a bunch of missiles in anticipation of a ceasefire agreement in the next 5 minutes is not exactly good faith.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (vFG9F)
Lots of Post Offices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
Has Iran's position improved or weakened since before the war?
Has the US's position improved or weakened? Did the US achieve any of its primary aims?
Wars are rarely complete and total victories. Even at this point for Iran the best might that be said for them was that they weren't annihilated.
Would we feel like winners if we got most of our stuff and leadership blown up and the enemy walked away because they decided a land invasion wasn't worth it?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 07, 2026 09:05 PM (okun6)
Is there a cease fire or did the meth head turbans already violate it by firing missiles at Israel?
I doubt it will last, but you'd think maybe a few hours? Is that too much to ask of the goat boyfriends?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 09:05 PM (WONhk)
Has the ceasefire - supposedly - started? Or has it only been announced?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:05 PM (ExV1e)
Vance is not involved in this, he's in Hungary with Viktor Orban.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 09:05 PM (A/Om5)
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Is Poop a new guy or just Burt the Burrhurt with a new username? I can't keep up with all the eeyores.
Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 09:05 PM (PrKv7)
💖 Teresa 💖
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 09:05 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:02 PM (4NO2D)
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Sanding the old desk,Eh? Say no more say no more!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 09:05 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:50 PM (tOcjL)
How will they get them out?
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Sat cameras catch long bed trucks or big cargo planes coming from China to Iran. Woopsie!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:05 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:06 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 09:06 PM (PLgLU)
Not sure how that helps really as far as Hormuz or anything.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 09:06 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 09:06 PM (cWLG3)
Two weeks is not enough time to bring in much of anything unless you are doing major airlift stuff, which no one but the US can do.
What this does do is lower the temperature and let the US refresh its forces. Our guys have been working hard. ISR will map out what Iran is doing, so we can learn about new targeting opportunities.
And of course Iran can break the ceasefire. It's expected, and then all the "illegal war of aggression" people will have to come up with another excuse.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:06 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2026 09:02 PM (yAteE)
You only need enough weapons to capture more. Let that be the test, how big are the balls of the iranians. DO they have the balls to capture more, or stand around and be slaughtered as usual.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:06 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 09:06 PM (vE0+H)
It was until we started inflicting women's studies and gay shit in Kabul and dissing our former allies there.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 09:03 PM (8avO+)
Not really. It started when the smart people at the agency and State started with their regime change bullshit and propping up Karzai. Just like that dickhead Bremer man’s the CPA in Iraq.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 09:07 PM (++1kQ)
Yes the LUCAS drones.
Our vaunted Switchblade drones turned out to be easily foiled by Russian EW.
Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 09:07 PM (6Q9y6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 09:07 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:07 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (8avO+)
He negotiated with the Pakistanis. Witkoff was leading the one with Arakchi.
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 09:07 PM (8avO+)
Not sure how that helps really as far as Hormuz or anything.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 09:06 PM (n5tGW)
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If this doesn't mean free transit of cargo ships for 2 weeks, then what was the point?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 09:08 PM (cWLG3)
They would love it.
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To drive them? That's work great for us. Given the driving of Indian big rig drivers here in the States, the Indians would have every road between Iran and its allies terminally clogged with wrecks in less than a week.
Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 09:08 PM (PrKv7)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (V4IXI)
No, it is true. And there are more factions in the world than "me against the commies" There always was, even in the 60's
Statecraft is about peeling off the weak sisters and the ones that are in it for their own advancement. Some you buy off, some you overawe, and some you beat on until they decide they would rather go fishing.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 09:08 PM (rbvCR)
I thought this was America!
Posted by: 496 at April 07, 2026 09:08 PM (Giz+5)
I guess one could stand on technicalities, but launching a bunch of missiles in anticipation of a ceasefire agreement in the next 5 minutes is not exactly good faith.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (n7rxJ)
Islamists don't do faith. Submit or die, that's how the make their personal decisions
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 09:08 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:08 PM (XuXeR)
And of course Iran can break the ceasefire. It's expected, and then all the "illegal war of aggression" people will have to come up with another excuse.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd ---
While all this peace is going on Israel and UAE have free reign to give them what-for.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:08 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 09:09 PM (cWLG3)
The diplomatic breakthrough, involving Vance, Trump Middle East envoy Steve Witkoff, and Iran's Foreign Minister, represents a stunning victory for the Trump-Vance administration's America First foreign policy approach. Where the Biden regime failed spectacularly for four years, President Trump's team delivered results in just weeks"
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)
The cessation of the existence of the entity calling itself "islamic republic of iran', probably demonstrated by the assertion of authority of another entity over the territory (and) people of iran. And the extremination of the IRGC in particular. By whomever.
In short, when power has been taken from their cold, dead hands.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 09:09 PM (vSvIl)
Without a regime change I would just consider it a world class kick of the can down the road.
Maybe that's the best we can do at this point. I hope not.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:10 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 08:48 PM (V4IXI)
Even then I can't remember running into any fellow officers with an Ivy education.
Posted by: Cow Demon
The Academies make the Iveys look like Moo U.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 09:10 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:10 PM (GD0B3)
Opening the Strait is the trade for stopping the bombing. If Iran doesn't open the Strait the deal is off.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 09:11 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: Marketplace of Ideas at April 07, 2026 09:08 PM (WL6Bl)
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You did one enlistment ending 30 years ago. Sit down, grandpa.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 09:07 PM (El6/E)
The bidding is anticipatory(though some of it relates to physical delivery on contracts and expiration dates) and causes production and consumption to expand or contract faster than an environment where stockpiles deplete to zero first.
In practice it's smoothing and brings price adjustments forward as well as spreading them making things less extreme.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 07, 2026 09:11 PM (okun6)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:11 PM (4NO2D)
I'm hoping like hell the Iranian resistance will see that this is their best change to crowbar the bastards out of the driver's seat, kill as many of them as possible, and take their country back. But we'll see.
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 08:55 PM (reMys)
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Well, the mullahs scored some used underwear, a pack of Slim Jims, and a half-empty tube of toothpaste. But we'll see.
Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 09:11 PM (rj6Yv)
Hey, it's a market. Wanna insulate against rapid changes? Increase supply...(build more refining capacity. But that won't happen for many reasons)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 09:11 PM (GukFK)
Which to me doesn't sound amazing. I still want to see how the next four weeks goes.
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 09:11 PM (vE0+H)
What are the details? Do you know or are you just emoting on the basis of 1/10th of 1% information?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:11 PM (4NO2D)
The markets are always irrationally something.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 09:12 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 09:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:13 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:12 PM (ExV1e)
I am making fun of "experts" like you.
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Trump took the wind out of that.
Now the traders must be on guard; now, they know that not only will he fuck Iran he can fuck them at the same time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:13 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 09:13 PM (RIvkX)
What are the details? Do you know or are you just emoting on the basis of 1/10th of 1% information?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:12 PM (ExV1e)
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So, not the level of "an historic" ceasefire agreement?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (Q0yOR)
In short, when power has been taken from their cold, dead hands.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 09:09 PM (vSvIl)
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Cool. Not our victory condition, though.
See, it's possible for asymmetrical victory conditions. We just wan Iran neutered for a few years. Maybe President Vance can deliver the final blow. Or President Rubio, but the important part is to wreck Iran for the next few years.
And that has been achieved. So, by definition, a win.
If you define victory by your enemy's conditions, they can keep changing them, and then you always lose. We don't do that anymore.
I'm going to look forward to Dems screaming that we need to keep fighting because we lost, and then when Trump orders the bombers to crank back up, they scream war crimes again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:12 PM
and god bless them for it. I try to make money both ways. Volatility is your friend. There's no fun in living on dividends.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (rj6Yv)
Leadership is mostly pink mist and cardboard. We're negotiating with the Kriegsmarine command...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 09:15 PM (++1kQ)
Posted by: Marketplace of Ideas at April 07, 2026 08:53 PM (WL6Bl)
I was never in the military but spent a lifetime in aerospace companies. The same applied there, just with civilians.....sad to say.
This was with the legacy companies. The new, smaller upstarts might be a totally different environment, perhaps more like it was back in the early days.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 09:15 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 09:07 PM (El6/E)
Physical silver has been crazy. Comex is running out. Asia, specifically China has been buying like crazy. They've declared silver a special resource and are limiting export.
At some point something will give and what the paoer is worth won't matter to those who need physical for processing or safety.
Good news from the CBC. President Trump avoided commiting war crimes. Yawn. Disband all that i ternational liberal bullshit.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:15 PM (Sco7b)
It will only last until we decide to stop ignoring the violations.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:15 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (Q0yOR)
I was trying to think of a good model to bring up but I can't link from work.
We could talk about ace being gay for thinking Angela white is unattractive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 09:15 PM (zZu0s)
Trump is going to create the conditions for the Iranians to overthrow the regime.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 09:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 09:16 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ...
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Either they sink a ship or they don't.
What's LLoyd's going to do tomorrow?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:16 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (A5RD0)
Moses could'a told ya, wrong kind of bush. Lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 09:16 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:16 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (4NO2D
Personally I like living financially stress free now. Give me my conservative 5%.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:16 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (XuXeR)
It's what Trump has been demanding including his Tweet Heard Round Social Media. Open the Strait.
He's already said our military objectives have been met. Taking out their power plants and bridges was the threat to open the Strait. If the Strait is open at the time the deal states then the deal is off.
I've said it before I don't think Trump enjoys doing anymore destruction than he has to to achieve his goals. But I do believe he will level the place if the Iranians choose death.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3)
I'm not an expert. I may know exactly 1 of the reported 10 points of the ceasefire. I don't know if the ceasefire is supposed to start at a specific time or based on a specific set of conditions. I haven't seen anyone reporting any of those things but lots of people are telling us...
- that the ceasefire has been broken (although we don't know if it ever actually started)
- it happened because Trump wanted to do x, or y, or z.
- it's the stupidest thing ever and we've totally betrayed the Iranian people.
Feel free to make fun of me but don't think that I'm pretending to be an expert about anything related to the conflict.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 08:54 PM (GukFK)
I want it so the teeth can't grow back worserer....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (QGaXH)
I'm sorry, I can't keep a straight face writing this.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:16 PM (Q0yOR)
Worse, iirc it was something like 'she meets all the requirements, but she doesn't do much for me. Not like my girl in canada.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (XuXeR)
If they control the Strait it doesn't matter who they are.
But again - judging this entire effort by today is dumb. Much more to come.
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Ben Had
If only we had some Green Beanies inserted to coordinate and train...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:10 PM (V4IXI)
It is.
Until such time as we effect a fundamental change of circumstances in the US, we can't win a protracted foreign war. It's a non-starter.
This operation was devastating. It's the best we could have hoped for.
The can has been kicked good and hard. Take the W.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:18 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 09:18 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (cWLG3)
Who knows? I don't.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (4NO2D)
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Russia's been making bank, too.
Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 09:18 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:18 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Just like Venezuela. He's big daddy, they run the show, they set it up, it's their country. No cheating, no back biting or Daddy's gonna' give a spanking.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:18 PM (RUHxY)
Trump is going to create the conditions for the Iranians to overthrow the regime.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 09:15 PM (RIvkX)
As I said, I hope so.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:18 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2026 09:19 PM (So85e)
Israel can fire back at the turbans, and the cease fire is only with us? Israel and the others can bomb them some more? Which is fine with me as I figure eventually the barbarians will run out of missiles from chy na and Russia.
Isn't it bad enough that I found out koalas have chlamydia this week? And what that's done to what is left of my brain? Now this! Who let homos do this to innocent koalas?
I am confused about the cease fire and the stupid news says nothing. Therefore I rely on you...which I know is a sad state to admit.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 09:19 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:19 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:17 PM (TLp3A)
Zerohedge has predicted the last 73 of the last 0 world war threes.
And 1366 of the last zero next Great Depressions.
I still read them though...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:19 PM (Sco7b)
He literally has written books about it, dick juggler. Why don’t you give it a rest and tell your neck in.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 09:20 PM (++1kQ)
thoughts.
Posted by: SITUS BOKEP at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (tnVte)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 09:20 PM
Shh. Xe's rolling.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (4NO2D)
Stop it, you're killing me!
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (XuXeR)
I'm sure there are more than zero but I still want to know - which branch did you serve in?
Posted by: all trolls suck dick by choice at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (9vFyc)
If you strike at the King, you have to kill him.
You can't do what Trump just did to the Iranian regime and just leave them alone, with the surviving younger, more brutal and more radical cohorts like Vahidi and Ghalibaf in charge and plotting revenge on the US and Israel.
Terrorism against us and our allies is guaranteed in that case.
Trump choosing the course of action he did meant the regime has to go whether he realized it or not and the uranium needs to taken and the ballistic technology removed.
Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (6Q9y6)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (Q0yOR)
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Please go skydive onto a spike.
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (El6/E)
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Finally! The voice of reason and sanity around here!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (ESVrU)
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yes, bur from Trump, and I have a feeling that since the Strait was not IMMEDIATELY AND SAFELY (as Trump said) opened...we will have to do it ourselves...while continuing to bomb strategic sites
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: PabloD at April 07, 2026 09:22 PM (8sD0/)
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 09:21 PM (vE0+H)
We usually did it manually but I like your style. -- Vlad III
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:22 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:23 PM (XuXeR)
I would have to agree with that unfortunately.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:23 PM (V4IXI)
I heard that its kinda like Top Gun Maverick
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 09:23 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:24 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:24 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:24 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: PabloD at April 07, 2026 09:22 PM (8sD0/)
Bill Gates gave that to his wife, didnt he?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 09:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 09:23 PM (El6/E)
An old guy has to teach a bunch of young guns to perform an impossible race and then he has to steal an old car mid-race to finish?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 09:04 PM (vFG9F)
See 'Norman Rockwell'.
Not to be confused with 'Norman coordinate'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (QGaXH)
You need to work on your slap backs. That was weak. Be better.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (u73oe)
>Doesn't mean I understand it in the slightest.
Friction and Candles. What is there to understand?
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (XuXeR)
See, it's possible for asymmetrical victory conditions. We just wan Iran neutered for a few years. Maybe President Vance can deliver the final blow. Or President Rubio, but the important part is to wreck Iran for the next few years.
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Yes, two opposing sides in a conflict don't necessarily have directly opposing goals. Which is what I was trying to explain to other posters upthread.
The problem with the approach you're suggesting is it's what Israel has been doing with the terrorist groups aimed at it, at least until very recently, which results in always having to come back and kick over the anthill again in a few years' time. It doesn't actually solve the problem, and gives people an excuse to think of it as a long term 'cycle of violence.'
I'd rather solve the problem once and for all and then move on to other problems.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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I am not surprised. This war has been poorly covered and the weaknesses of social media along with the slop from main stream media means no one is really certain about anything.
Easier to just follow what Trump and Rubio say and not worry about the small stuff right now. It will keep until we find out. Worrying about it simply won't matter one way or another.
Just glad that our guys in the field are able to take a rest as they have done an incredible op tempo over the last month +. Easy enough to resume after a break if necessary (and judging by the Iranian track record, very possible on that).
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 09:26 PM (E4rtv)
Now I have to weed through mutants, who probably also have chlamydia and gave it to the koalas.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 09:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:27 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 09:26 PM (WONhk)
They sensed your absence.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:27 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:27 PM (V4IXI)
Sitting on the bank of Lake Seneca. I see why you left this area. Shitty internet.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 09:28 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: Eyegore at April 07, 2026 09:28 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: The One True Conservative at April 07, 2026 09:28 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:28 PM (XuXeR)
No shit?
For all that's wrong with that place...I don't know of many that are nicer.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:28 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (vSvIl)
As would I. I'd also prefer if I shit chocolate ice cream, too.
The outcome we want is not within our abilities.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: The One True Conservative at April 07, 2026 09:28 PM (4NO2D)
He wishes he could quit us.
Posted by: all trolls suck dick by choice at April 07, 2026 09:29 PM (9vFyc)
Posted by: The One True Conservative at April 07, 2026 09:28 PM (4NO2D)
- Thought leaders
- Influencers
- Public Servants
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:29 PM (ExV1e)
To dream, the impossible dream. .. or something. We cannot control the weather of the world.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:30 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 09:30 PM (A5RD0)
Why? You'd think that the cold would be unpleasant and it's not like you'd eat it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:30 PM (ExV1e)
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I believe it's sarcasm
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 09:31 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 09:30 PM (A5RD0)
Are women allowed to say that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:31 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 09:31 PM (S/Y4j)
Trump is going to create the conditions for the Iranians to overthrow the regime.
Posted by: San Franpsych
Trump is going to create the conditions for the Iranians to overthrow the regime.
Seconded
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 09:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:24 PM (4NO2D)
Whoa
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2026 09:32 PM (vE0+H)
This is the Bush 1 Iraq playbook from Desert Storm... get the populace to rebel... then stop and let the government remain in power....
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 09:32 PM (mP0Kj)
See, it's possible for asymmetrical victory conditions. We just wan Iran neutered for a few years.
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No Mehtos, we want to kill all the mullahs and IRGC, we want to kill any thought of Islam attaining political or physical power. This is a minimum.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:32 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:32 PM (snZF9)
Clay Fuller
Republican 63,050 57.5%
Shawn Harris
Democrat 46,534 42.5%
Current margin in 15 pts and possible it will go up. MTG running in 2024 against Harris won by 29 percent in 2024. Harris overperformed in a GOP district.
Current count of the House now is going to be 218 GOP--1 independent who caucuses with GOP (219), 214 Dem--two vacancies--one Dem, one GOP. The election to fill Sherrill's seat is in two weeks and the one to fill Doug Amalfa-GOP-CA is in August I think.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 09:32 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:34 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:34 PM (4NO2D)
That's a lot of votes. Do you know the turnout stats?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:34 PM (V4IXI)
This is the Bush 1 Iraq playbook from Desert Storm... get the populace to rebel... then stop and let the government remain in power....
Posted by: Romeo13
You can say many things about Trump but he is not a Bush in temperament.
FWIW, The Bush Sr decision was in part because he had a disparate international coalition opposed to toppling Saddam and the Saudis nor Kuwaitis did not want a Shia majority to rule in Iraq for obvious reason.
Trump has much less of a coalition problem by simply not inviting them to the dance.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 09:34 PM (E4rtv)
You only need enough weapons to capture more. Let that be the test, how big are the balls of the iranians. DO they have the balls to capture more, or stand around and be slaughtered as usual.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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What weapons did the revolutionaries of 1979 have? I keep wondering how/if the Iranians of 2026 can do overthrow their gov't.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 09:35 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 09:35 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 09:35 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 09:35 PM
The Soviets were supplying weapons to the communists.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:36 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 09:31 PM (S/Y4j)
Oops, wrong D. Improvised Explosive Dinosaurs. Sorry, TRex.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 09:36 PM (S/Y4j)
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No Mehtos, we want to kill all the mullahs and IRGC, we want to kill any thought of Islam attaining political or physical power. This is a minimum.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:32 PM (RUHxY)
I was quoting another poster. I pretty much agree with your position.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 09:36 PM (vSvIl)
Iran dropping missiles on every country that might oppose Trump was useful as well.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 09:36 PM (Fp5al)
They were well armed by the CIA, MI6 and French Intel if I remember my History.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:36 PM (TLp3A)
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I certainly am. My mother was fast, and my father was hideous.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 07, 2026 09:37 PM (FguBe)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:14 PM (4NO2D
Personally I like living financially stress free now. Give me my conservative 5%.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:16 PM (V4IXI)
Well....Cramer (I know...eyeroll) says you don't have to get rich twice. Once you're comfortably in the mid-7 figure club you probably have more than you can spend in your remaining lifetime anyway so sit back and enjoy....(think of England...LOL!)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 09:37 PM (QGaXH)
Only way lasting change ever happens. Ground up.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 09:37 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 07, 2026 09:37 PM (FguBe)
Clearly not fast enough ...
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 07, 2026 09:38 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 09:35 PM (n7rxJ)
Carter being in the white house.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:38 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:38 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 09:39 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:25 PM (TLp3A)
From the documentaries I have seen double headed dildos might also be involved.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2026 09:39 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 09:26 PM (E4rtv)
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My husband just read the 10 stupid deals from Iran for a cease fire and I would not agree to any of them. There is no way President Trump is going to agree to even one of their little demands. He's stringing them along for the kaboom finale.
This has to be a rest a bit boys, then kill them all. Ignorant barbarians never change.
Meanwhile Israel and others can fire back at the imbeciles.
Taqiyya tequila!
Who wrote these? John Brennan? Is he over there in a turban? I'd like to see him stay, thanks, vs his porcine evil eyes. I hope he gets antibiotic resistant koala chlamydia with tertiary syphilis and HIV. Plus an invasion of putrid plague fleas deep in his nasty nethers. I really don't like him.
Thanks, whig and hope you are having less pain.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 09:39 PM (WONhk)
They also have/had facilities in one of the 'stans, manufacturing Drones and Missile Components.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:40 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg+
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So far, runoff turnout is 109k and counting. The primary for the special election was 115,800. Final vote total will likely exceed the special election primary but not by much.
258k in 2022 for the midterm. 378k for 2024 when MTG ran against the same dem.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 09:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:38 PM (4NO2D)
they are waiting for IRGC to kill each other
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 09:40 PM (Fp5al)
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I was quoting another poster. I pretty much agree with your position.
Posted by: Methos
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Oops.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:41 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:41 PM (GD0B3)
You know who else gets two weeks to rearm not to mention rest?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 09:41 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:42 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:42 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 09:42 PM (reMys)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:42 PM (4NO2D)
lin-duh's deep thoughts...
Posted by: lin-duh at April 07, 2026 08:59 PM (VCgbV)
Meh, if they are muzzie wimmens and children, go ahead and kill them. They have already been claimed by Satan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 09:42 PM (utfVc)
You know who else gets two weeks to rearm not to mention rest?
Posted by: JackStraw
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Thought we were going to pay India a truck bounty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:43 PM (RUHxY)
Special Runoff Election
Candidate Party Votes
Clay Fuller
Republican 68,227 57.2%
Shawn Harris
Democrat 51,145 42.8%
Harris lost his home county. R+14.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 09:43 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 09:40 PM (Fp5al)
Only gay brothels or free-for-all.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 09:43 PM (ExV1e)
So republican voters sitting on their hands again.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:43 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:42 PM (RUHxY)
Ooh drink. I just got a bottle of Jack today. Forgot about that bad boy. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:43 PM (snZF9)
In a culture that utilizes children as IEDs, I consider them Ordnance and Ordnance Factories.
Bomb away.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:43 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Ian S.
Please clarify - Gay bathhouses and gay brothels?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 09:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 09:42 PM (reMys)
Tells me they are getting to the end of their stockpile.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:45 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 07, 2026 09:46 PM (Sf+m/)
They also have/had facilities in one of the 'stans, manufacturing Drones and Missile Components.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:40 PM (TLp3A)
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I admit to knowing NOTHING, but can't we bomb and destroy this the second they go over the Iran border?
Two weeks my fat arse. No way. You can't negotiate with terrorists. Eicspecially the rock worshipping eeslamic inbred types who have collective IQ's of Bidet on a good day when he's not crapping his diaper.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 09:46 PM (WONhk)
Tells me they know that 90% of their incoming gets intercepted, so they switched to weapons that still inflict damage when picked off.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:46 PM (TLp3A)
Bomb away.
Posted by: garrett
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It won't be the Persians giving themselves up to the virgins.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:47 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 09:47 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:48 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:38
He's done that since January.
There doesn't seem to be any will for this - among the Army or the general population.
This was apparently wishcasting, or bad intel.
I know. I know. They're unarmed and disorganized. Blah blah. If there were any widespread desire for a rising, we'd have seen *something* by now, even if it were feeble.
My suspicion is this: there are a lot of Iranians who'd like to see the regime gone, they are educated people, and the ones we see online all the time... but it's a far, far smaller proportion than the diaspora Iranians believe, or at least would have us believe, and they know if they make a move, their own countrymen will help the regime destroy them.
Just my suspicion. But I think we've been very misled about popular sentiment there. And I think that "we" includes Trump and Hegseth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:48 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 09:35 PM (reMys)
They are launching on Israel. The missiles have been intercepted, but still... Iran is telling President Trump to go fuck himself.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:49 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:42 PM (RUHxY)
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Could you get me a scotch rocks while you’re up?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 09:49 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:48 PM (RUHxY)
They get to relieve the goats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 09:50 PM (utfVc)
We might be.
China gets a huge percentage of their oil from Iran, by far Iran's biggest customer. China also used to be Venezuela's biggest customer.
China probably isn't too happy about Iran being at war with us and getting the shit kicked out of them. Their economy is already taking it in the neck, largely thanks to sanctions.
Trump spent a good part of his press conference yesterday punking on the media for saying he didn't have a plan. He has one.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 09:50 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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You are aware that 42,000 protesters have been murdered within the last month.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:50 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 07, 2026 09:50 PM (Sf+m/)
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 09:51 PM (jstR0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 09:51 PM (tgvbd)
Could you get me a scotch rocks while you’re up?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 09:49 PM (u73oe)
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Put your glass under the USB tap.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:53 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:49 PM (n9ltV)
Well if we're lucky maybe in a few hours we'll have a flaming skull moment when trump gets pissed and sends them back to the Precambrian period.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:53 PM (snZF9)
I wonder now if I should have mentioned the vote for Carter in my first reconciliation as a Catholic? Will ask my dude. I had to condense a lot from age 12 and my baptism, otherwise I would have been in there longer with the priest.
I consider myself a good person, so I can only imagine the lists of others! Ok,I should not think this way. *Imagine all Hillary has to confess someday!*
This is all Carter's fault.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 09:56 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 09:50 PM (RUHxY)
Yes.
In a country of 90m+ people.
By contrast, in 1989, the people of Romania were unarmed and disorganized and the regime at least appeared much stronger from the outside than Iran does right now, and there was no foreign intervention to lend the assist.
Romanians flooded the cities with angry mobs from Timisoara to Bucharest from a much more disadvantaged position. Because there was a popular desire everywhere to be rid of Ceauses u.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:56 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 09:56 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:49 PM (n9ltV)
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Possibly. Or their C&C is fvcked.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 09:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 09:57 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:58 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 09:38 PM (4NO2D)
Tanned rested and ready!
Posted by: General Uprising at April 07, 2026 09:58 PM (vE0+H)
Ric Grennell said he hasn't seen it and I think it was him that said there will be a meeting of the parties on Friday April 10 to sign the agreement.
Posted by: old chick at April 07, 2026 09:59 PM (F3Dlr)
This evening: "TACO! TACO!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 09:51 PM (tgvbd)
Trump had tacos on Taco Tuesday?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 10:00 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 10:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 10:01 PM (jstR0)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 10:01 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 10:01 PM (GD0B3)
It'd be a pity if a rogue iranian missile fell on the CNN building, and killed everyone in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 10:03 PM (utfVc)
oh and the USA journalist that was kidnapped has been freed in Bagdad per Newsmax.
Posted by: old chick at April 07, 2026 10:10 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Tuco at April 07, 2026 10:14 PM (jstR0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:49 PM (n9ltV)
Well if we're lucky maybe in a few hours we'll have a flaming skull moment when trump gets pissed and sends them back to the Precambrian period.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:53 PM (snZF9
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I am totally hoping for this. I don't like this little cease fire but trust Trump.
The 10 Points are ALL for the barbarians. ALL. I can't believe it's even a starting point for anything.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 10:16 PM (WONhk)
You have no idea what the fuck you are babbling about. If you knew shit from shinola, you might have thought about each service academy (USMA, USNA, and AFA) has a slot given to each senator and representative. Damn near every fucking college in the country has an ROTC department. The Ivy Leagues barely tolerate their ROTC departments, if at all.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 11:26 PM (XDWwQ)
Quick Hits
ChristianThat post here, linking another post containing the list of Labour MPs and councilmen who have raped or abused women.
@decorativeartt One moment of perfect clarity can be devastating. Orla Minihane has just exposed a number that should end any pretence: Seventy-nine. Seventy-nine Labour MPs and councillors with convictions or formal findings for rape, sexual assault, grooming, child sexual exploitation, possession and distribution of child pornography, and other vile sexual misconduct. Not a handful of bad apples.
Not unfortunate mistakes. This is a pattern.
This is a culture. While Labour lectures the nation about protecting women and girls, they have quietly built one of the most predator-friendly environments in British politics. The question is no longer how these men kept slipping in. The question is why Labour feels like home to them. A rotten ecosystem, thriving in plain sight. Britain First. No Surrender.
Tim Soret
@timsoret As a European, I apologize to Americans for all the idiocy coming from our side. You save your pilots no matter the cost.
You send humans to the moon.
You fight authoritarianism head-on.
It's truly inspiring. We're on the wrong side of the moral equation.
Tim Soret
@timsoret Apr 5 Frankly I hope I can join your ranks one day. I'm done with the morally smug, economically illiterate, declinist mindset here. We think we're so cultured & so smart, but it's mostly masturbatory. Americans keep demonstrating their uniquely actionable & pragmatic intelligence.
Jim Acosta says that now that his every deranged claim about Trump is proven true (cite?), he feels that maybe he "wasn't opiniated enough" when he had a real job in the real media. No president should mock Islam, because they'll murder civilians if he does.
Mark Penn
@Mark_Penn War crimes? Senator Merkley from Oregon said that taking out mixed use infrastructure like bridges and power plants would be war crimes and suggested as well that soldiers in the US Army need not follow orders such as that. The Iranians have sent hundreds of missiles targeted at civilian centers in Tel Aviv and throughout Israel as well as towards hotels, plants and airports of UAE and other countries. The civilians are not collateral damage -- they are the primary target of hundreds and missiles and drones. And they massacred tens of thousands of their own people -- just machine gunned them down. By rulers who have no legitimacy whatsoever. So where is his outrage at the real war crimes? Where is the urgency at stopping Iran from these illegal attacks and mass executions? Where are his threats of action to right these wrongs? We know where they are -- no where because he is too busy attacking his own country.
Nigeria Christians experienced another bloody Easter. The country experienced three separate attacks on Christians on Sunday as Christians celebrated Jesus's resurrection. The Nigerian military announced it has rescued 31 civilians kidnapped on Sunday morning during an attack on a church:Remember, Tuq'r Qarlson says the Trump tried to "eradicate" Christianity by mounting a desperate now-or-never rescue operation to save a downed pilot on Easter Sunday. Update: I listened to this Islamist asshole -- his objection was that Trump tweeted "open the fucking Strait" on Easter, which Tuq'r says in an assault on Jesus and an attempt to destroy Christianity. He was also offended that Trump would bully Iran into not attempting to sink trading ships as they peacefully sailed through the strait. It's all the most despicable Communist inversion of reality. Iran attacking shipping is just their right, Trump's demand that they stop is a gross assault that Tuq'r cannot abide. And meanwhile Tuq'r has said nothing about this demonic Muslim attack on a church on Easter. Trump using the f-word on Easter is an attack on Christianity, but his Islamist allies' literally massacring Christians at an Easter service is not an attack on Christianity.The attack occurred on Sunday morning in Ariko village, located in the Kachia area of Kaduna state. Gunmen opened fire on congregants celebrating the religious holiday, leaving five people dead at the scene. However, Caleb Maaji, chairman of the Christian Association of Nigeria for Kaduna state, reported a higher toll, stating that two churches in the village were targeted and seven worshippers lost their lives. "Findings are still ongoing," Mr Maaji told Reuters, noting that the precise number of those initially seized remained unclear."Regrettably, the remains of five victims already killed by the terrorists were also recovered at the scene," the army stated, as reported by The Washington Post. "The fleeing terrorists are believed to have sustained significant casualties, as evidenced by blood trails along their escape routes." The residents said the terrorists operated "in the area for an extended period before encountering any resistance from security forces." In another attack, the Mbalom community's residents told officials that terrorists slaughtered 17 people.
Because he's a scumbag woke Islamist propagandist.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:27 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)
Then you have to go nood after getting beaten to first by Morticia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)
The question is why Labour feels like home to them.
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Worth quoting and adapting. "the Democrat party," "the left wing," etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:30 PM (n7rxJ)
Like Democrats, they accept anyone that will be of the body.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:31 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (V4IXI)
Over/under on it being Chicom sabotage?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (TLp3A)
These attacks occur because they are at best tolerated at worst approved by the local authorities. Which of course are in the hands of Muslims.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (2GVsD)
Would to put it past them to force people out there at gunpoint? Too bad, huh. We see how much they value life.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:33 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:33 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 06:33 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: fd Johnson at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:35 PM (RIvkX)
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Shocking!
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:35 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 06:35 PM (YwEeS)
Wait, their covering curling? WTF?
Nah, Iran. All three networks. People are upset. Even Trump's allies. And the Pope.
And we've lost Murkowski!! Damn it.
And Tucker Carlson!! The hits keep on coming.
Perhaps it's not too late for a US surrender....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (Sco7b)
Get to work, Morons.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (u73oe)
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[Probably already been said, but:] We probably have at least a couple hundred here.
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (rbvCR)
Blowing up infrastructure is part of every war plan. You blow up anything the enemy uses to make war against you.
Super retard.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (V4IXI)
Acosta: "I was joking with a former CNN executive the other day..."
Sure, Jim.
I mean, maybe you were, but don't pretend to be "connected" and "wired in," with your fingertip "on the pulse" and "muh sources" and all that. You were nixed. You're a loser. You're out of the club. You don't have an excuse to put on a suit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:37 PM (n7rxJ)
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the only deal is probably about opening the Strait, since that is what Trump commanded them to do, "OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT" , as I recall
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:37 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:37 PM (2GVsD)
But Iran launching missiles against neutral flagged ships going between neutral ports is.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 06:37 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:38 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (rbvCR)
And in the United States if a Dem government does it, no problem.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:38 PM (hJH5n)
Trump announces a two week cease fire.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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What else? Something goes along with it, right?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:38 PM (n7rxJ)
That reminds me of when the left reacted to Bill Clinton admitting to sexual harassment by arguing just because he's a political doesn't mean he shouldn't have a sex life.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 06:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:39 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)
Trump announces a two week cease fire.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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What else? Something goes along with it, right?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Taco's ?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:39 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (TN0g+)
Be it wedding parties or sipping coffee at a sidewalk cafe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Anna Puma
.......
He also has swelling between his anus and genitals.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)
I don't like vulgar language and don't use it myself.
However, using vulgar language is not the same as blaspheming. It's a social issue, not a religious one, and is in no way sacrilegious.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (USyCi)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
I don't like vulgar language and don't use it myself.
However, using vulgar language is not the same as blaspheming. It's a social issue, not a religious one, and is in no way sacrilegious.
In NY, 'Fuck' is equal parts word and punctuation.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:41 PM (TLp3A)
If we don't take them out now, we'll never be rid of them.
This is like watching paint dry.
Do It
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (4NO2D)
He said there's a 2 week cease-fire. I sure freaking hope not.
Pull the freaking bandage off.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (Sco7b)
OK
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (UjdFS)
Neither were "totalitarian", they just take most of the money from successful people to support the welfare class, and foreigners (and they themselves get very rich in the process).
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
I'm fairly certain he knows that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s)
That's the only silver lining I can see in a 2 week pause in action.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)
Your Attention To This Matter Is Appreciated!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (NpAcC)
Was that his Seventh Seal or his seventh chakra?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Rich American Vacationing In Europe's Poverty at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (onPc6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (NpAcC)
Is Israel ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (FtULh)
We can buy their oil at a discount.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (NpAcC)
Don't drag this shit out forever. There is no "Deal" to be made with these assholes.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (UjdFS)
Last reported Iranian counter-offers were ludicrous demands of the sort a winning side would impose. Possibly the tune has changed, but if so musta been a doozy of a change.
Penn's remarks on the absurd senatorial vomitus are weak, but absolutely the norm any more. He changes the subject. The claim that attacks on duel-use infrastructure is a "war crime" is absolutely illiterate and incorrect. Penn should start by laying that out. But I doubt he understand the subject either. It's rare to find any well-reasoned refutation of the childish garbage that now is almost all that one hears from "critics" and ankle-biters.
Sad!
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:46 PM (2GVsD)
In May 2002, Newsom was at his mother's side as she died by physician-assisted suicide. She had been suffering from breast cancer and made the choice to die. Assisted suicide was not legal in California at that time.
Guess what he will bring up if he is elected?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 06:46 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:47 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:48 PM (GD0B3)
I'm fairly certain he knows that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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Yeah, so what's up?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:48 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 06:48 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Bert G at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (VARTN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (U/Byj)
“To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat,” the lawmaker continued.
This is the energy we need, even if it feels routine. Everyone constantly rushes to comment stuff like "doesn't matter, the baddies will do what they want," which just gives the baddies permission to do what they want. All we need to do is speak out, every time, and never stop, because the fascists aren't stopping.
Trump purged the DoD of anybody that would resist an order. Remember all those important Generals getting fired or just quitting? We actually needed those. Those are the types to stop 'illegal orders'.
Remember recent reports that military leaders were giddy with excitement about being "instrumental in bringing the 2nd coming of jesus and the rapture" Those types are not refusing anything.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: banana Dream - Some folks call it a meat hammer, I call it a kaiser mallet. at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (abIsI)
Candace Owens and armchair generals will claim it gives time for Iran to reorganize.
So, we will do it also by getting more bombs in theater. Plus update our intel and do maintenance on the planes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (NpAcC)
That is not unconditional surrender.
Fail.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (vbXSk)
So His Majesty The Shahinshah ruling by decree - or EO - was not totalitarian to you?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (GD0B3)
Fail.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (vSvIl)
Some people will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be happy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (TN0g+)
The last forty years - back to the 80s - have been all about us lying about the group actions of groups. Pretending that groups don't act like groups. That stereotypes have no truth whatsoever, when discussing groups.
So here's another one. Its hard enough giving a man authority over another man. Sketchy at best. Because, especially now, most men don't get authority by leadership. Its a system that rewards the worst. The ones that seek authority.
Now apply that to a woman. There may be a woman now and then that can wield authority well over a man. But other than Thatcher ? Never seen it for myself.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)
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Commentor M. Pete has a home!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: banana Dream - Some folks call it a meat hammer, I call it a kaiser mallet. at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM
Nice.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: banana Dream
Every good kitchen needs a solid meat hammer
Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (FtULh)
******
Israel has blown up a lot of railroad bridges today.
I am guessing they will.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (NpAcC)
Trump takes Venezuela and their oil.
I'm fine with Trump making a deal I can live with. He hates losing more than anyone I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (GukFK)
Every good kitchen needs a solid meat hammer
Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)
A cast iron fry pan works well
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: banana Dream - Some folks call it a meat hammer, I call it a kaiser mallet. at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM
>Nice.
I love it when my wife texts me that!
Posted by: David French at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (abIsI)
Get to work, Morons.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (UjdFS)
Just to close it out, I had to find out who the "first partner" (gag) played on Mad Men.
She's in the Season 2 opener playing Juanita, Betty's former roommate during their modeling days. Juanita is now a call girl. Betty doesn't see it, but obviously Don does.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)
A cast iron fry pan works well
Posted by: It's me donna
The Paolo, he come equipped with a, how you say, meat hammer.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)
A cast iron fry pan works well
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (FtULh)
I have a framing hammer with a hatchet-style hickory handle. Would that work?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: It's me donna
Damnedably loud, and hard on the cutting board
Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (hJH5n)
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This is a fair point, but the alternative was worse much worse.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (2GVsD)
Sounds like a new weapon that we should be using on Iran about now.
lovingly drop-forged from teriyaki beef sticks
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:56 PM (abIsI)
King of the world.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 06:56 PM (+ffGB)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 06:56 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Cow Demon
I wish someone would have warned us sooner!
Posted by: Married Men at April 07, 2026 06:56 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 06:57 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:57 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 06:57 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: paolo at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD)
And the hangings continue?
And Russia and North Korea and China resupplies them with ICBMs and everything from that on down?
And they get to keep their uranium stash?
Trump's a pussy.
Posted by: M. Gaga at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)
Meat tenderizer. Usually a square head with like... pyrimidal points on one end. Wood. You take a shitty, tough piece of meat and break down the structure by beating the fuck out of it with said mallet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)
Because he's a scumbag woke Islamist propagandist.
He's a Bush, at the end of the day. A Kennedy. A Rockefeller. On and on.
At the end of the day ? All those folks are rich. And they want all this talk that sounds like the next French Revolution shut the Hell down.
Because they all know nobody gets to buy their way out of the next French Revolution.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (0aYVJ)
More punk than metal, IMO.
https://youtu.be/eRF7-VVkmxk
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: anachronda
And local sourced organic, too.
(Non GMO, and gluten free!)
Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (q6tQZ)
I realize this question, shortly before Iran is blown to smithereens, is not important in the scheme of things.
I think he wears a toupee. On top of being a gnormless weenie putz.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk)
Meanwhile Iran is still hanging "protestors"
Posted by: It's me donna
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I was willowed, but I still want to know: how did the revolution of 1979 ever succeed? The Shah had SAVAK, insane money, an astronomical sense of entitlement, and American backing until the minute he left. Literally, how did that happen? Just because millions of Iranians marched? Seems like it could work now... but perhaps someone could put me some facts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (n7rxJ)
The test is whether and when the shipping companies dare to try it, and whether their insurers reduce their premiums.
Posted by: gp at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (n7rxJ)
The Shah wasn't willing to kill as many people as the IRGC are.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 07:00 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: gp at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (hJH5n
What are we supposed to be happy about?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (UjdFS)
DRILL BABY DRILL
But haven't heard that lately
Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (rJjpq)
An awful lot of Congressmen and senators are calling for a coup against the sitting President.. telling the military to disobey orders ? Treason ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (V4IXI)
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That you’re on the right side of the grass. Start there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (u73oe)
I realize this question, shortly before Iran is blown to smithereens, is not important in the scheme of things.
I think he wears a toupee. On top of being a gnormless weenie putz.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk)
If so, he needs to get his money back.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (0aYVJ)
When they are gone someone will have to go and and clear out whatever vermin takes up residence. Russia? Naw, China and Russia are going to keep each other occupied. Former Eastern Block? I agree they have become more important as of late but see they have some electorial problems themselves. Whatever is killing England will kill us and should be rooted out.
Now if the left takes back control then none of that matters because we're all up shitcreek. So, first get very lucky and smack back the left here, yes a gandalfian fool's hope, and then assist any any like-minded Brits in taking their country back. Somehow.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)
Interesting sitcheeation.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (U/Byj)
I think he lost the US backing ( guess who)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)
In May 2002, Newsom was at his mother's side as she died by physician-assisted suicide. She had been suffering from breast cancer and made the choice to die. Assisted suicide was not legal in California at that time.
Guess what he will bring up if he is elected?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 06:46 PM (SRRAx)
Will my Medicare pay for it?
Posted by: Old Fart Leech Democrat Voter at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (onPc6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/++8W)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (pDt9x)
Never heard Trump say he was gonna be installing him
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (Sco7b)
King of the world.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 06:56 PM (+ffGB)
C'mon. We should respect the No Kings 'tards.
Let's go with Emporer.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 07:04 PM (Ia/+0)
https://shorturl.at/3KDfS
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 07:04 PM (Fbc0I)
I don't believe they will be able to keep from popping off missiles and drones at anyone / anything for 24 hours let alone 2 weeks.
Never hit the brakes. They only slow you down.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 07:04 PM (TLp3A)
Documents have been declassified EXACTLY about this. Thank Jimmy Carter. Jimmy was a "humanitarian" ... at least in his own mind. He thought the Shah was too heavy handed.
So while the Shah came to the US for surgery, Carter's CIA completed a months long campaign and the Ayatollah took charge. The documents exist. Our Government was in direct contact with the Muslims.
Obama was a continuation of Carter. Carter was a reflection of 1970s politics. Lots of Evangelicals loved them some Carter. Fools.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:04 PM (pKr8Y)
The British, too.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 07:05 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (u73oe)
It was a serious question. I'm anything but a pessimist. I'm an optimistic realist. I just don't see the positive of a ceasefire. I hope there is one though.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:05 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (pDt9x)
Carter apparently hung him out to dry. And with him, lots of Americans.
Argo.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 07:05 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (V4IXI)
Being dead has undermined his authority quite a bit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 07:05 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 07:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Do I wish President Trump did not cuss like a man from Queens? Sometimes, to spare my very elderly mother who is offended.
It does not bother me, altho being a refined Nana I have stopped cussing out loud. Sometimes I hear it in my brain, as I became fluent in the dorm as a freshman. Freshwoman.
Whatever, first year of college living in a convent where you had to sign in by 1030pm at night. Across from our HS. Ten minutes away from our farm. Our parents were, no doubt, delighted to not have to deal with us in our independence.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (WONhk)
SUCKERS !
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
We already have Tool and Helmet
Posted by: Puscifer had better tunes though at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (gKWVE)
It would be nice if once in a while an administration official or the prez his own self would somehow shoehorn into their public statements this central critical fact so that the remaining sliver of somewhat thoughtful Americans could remember the context in which this short-term price spike is occurring.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (U/Byj)
Like people.
Who think for themselves.
Shit like this is going to be controversial Francis. If you want uniformity the dem underground is right the fuck over there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s)
About the only act of moral courage Carter ever displayed was refusing to send the Shah back to Iran after the coup.
But that lead to Carter's 444 days of humiliation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)
It gives the Protestors the ability to come out again.
IF they are going to take over, now is the time.
I wonder if the Ceasefire will apply to Military Age Males / Militias coming over the border from Iraq?
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (TLp3A)
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*ISRAEL IS PART OF TRUMP'S CEASEFIRE: CNN
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JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran launches new wave of missiles towards Israel 10 minutes after President Trump announces 2-week ceasefire, IDF says.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (vSvIl)
I hope that southern fried cocksucker is burning in the deepest part Hell. The Panama Canal he gave away is now on fire thanks to the Chicoms.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (abIsI)
But we have to back the Brits to the hilt. NATO must stand.
Except where the Brits hung the South Africans out to dry. And the Rhodesians. And, well, everybody that's pasty.
The Brits are a nation of dicks. Pure and simple.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (pKr8Y)
Interesting info about what happened to the Shah. At what point does the current population of Iran have enough of whatever it takes for another revolution? The mullahs and military have shrunk significantly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (q177U)
But they are always the first to throw it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 07:08 PM (5rh/l)
Damn troll you so stupid you study for a drug test.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:08 PM (RIvkX)
When you have them down, kick.
Posted by: javems at April 07, 2026 07:08 PM (zFsEm)
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The last time The Islamic "Republic" kept its word was *checks notes* never.
Missiles are now being launched at Israel, natch ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (TbhYO)
When Mark Penn is sounding like a reasonable conservative you know you've reached the Bizarro World level of insanity.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:04 PM (pKr8Y)
Also, Big Sweater. They lerrrrvved Carter.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (lCppi)
But they are always the first to throw it.
It's because they have weak arms. Jabs are inherently ineffective, so they go straight for the Hook.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/++8W)
Well, bye.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (FguBe)
I was being sarcastic.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (vbXSk)
People forget that Iran was one of the major supply lines for US and British supplies to reach the USSR. Plus keeping the oil out of Axis hands didn't hurt.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD)
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I will repeat my question, does anybody here think that IRGC will refrain from all the shite hey've been doing? OPEN The Strait, etc. ??
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Methos
.......
Well, that didn't last long.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (UjdFS)
In all fairness - even amongst the "non-trolls" - I'd just like those who are consistently wrong to be consistently called out. Then ignored. If not mocked.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (pKr8Y)
Missiles are now being launched at Israel, natch ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (TbhYO)
just wait a few hours...
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3)
But they are always the first to throw it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s)
And the British use it like we use bitch.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)
No... Which will allow us to continue the bombing
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (n7rxJ)
Jimmy Carter enabled the revolution there.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (Q0yOR)
I will repeat my question, does anybody here think that IRGC will refrain from all the shite hey've been doing? OPEN The Strait, etc. ??
Posted by: runner
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No. That's why I'm wondering what's really up. Is this Trump saying "I tried not to bomb the shyte out of you, even gave you 2 weeks' leeway" before he bombs the shyte out of them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (n7rxJ)
My guess the kurds keeping the weapons put a temporary damper on one of his options.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:12 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: It's me donna
Tee-hee...who could be against reminding our servicemembers not to follow unlawful orders!? It's perfectly innocent! Also:
Retired Army general says US may need ‘Nuremberg’ like trials for Trump’s ‘illegal orders’ in Iran war
Posted by: Treasonous Lefties at April 07, 2026 07:12 PM (ycI94)
But we have to back the Brits to the hilt. NATO must stand.
Except where the Brits hung the South Africans out to dry. And the Rhodesians. And, well, everybody that's pasty.
The Brits are a nation of dicks. Pure and simple.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (pKr8Y)
They also tried to give our base in Diego Garcia to the ChiComs just last year.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:12 PM (8avO+)
When will Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Joe Kent fly to Tehran to be human shields?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (2GVsD)
Here she comees. Typing difficult...
So much purring and licking.
Laying in my arms and lap.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (UA2di)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe)
8pm EST is 0430am in Iran.
I hope Christians are hiding or smuggled out of the areas that are going to be bombed.
I hope the barbarians of eeslam are going to vaporize into pink mist and have virgins of goats with chlamydia in hell (well and stuff that burns even worse than herpes).
I read that koalas have chlamydia that did all sorts of stuff in my brain thinking about this, which is why I mentioned it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (WONhk)
Trump knows this.
Tehran will break their promise.
He might be counting on it.
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 07:14 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (n7rxJ)
What I think. For what it is worth (not much!)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Treasonous Lefties at April 07, 2026 07:12 PM (ycI94)
I think they misspelled retarded.
Retarded Army General
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)
Of course not. As I said earlier, there can be no deals with these people. Trump can't possible believe otherwise. They've bought two weeks to propagandize and try to weaken our will.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (b4LBp)
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (q177U)
Sadly, the ayahtollah is in the details. When does the cease fire officially start?
Admittedly, getting off one last round before the clock strikes midnight is pretty fucked up (and typical), it may be that they haven't formally violated the cease fire. This also assumes that the report is accurate.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (FtULh)
If not is
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe)
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I believe they've had to resort to carrier pigeons.
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (TbhYO)
The Brits are a nation of dicks. Pure and simple.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (pKr8Y)
Well, I am a favorite dessert of theirs. Tells you all you need to know about the place.
Posted by: Spotted Dick at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (onPc6)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe)
I expect they can and have been from the start of the bombing. How quickly messages can get to subordinates, I don't know.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (TN0g+)
And the British use it like we use bitch.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (V4IXI)
It's a term of endearment among the Scots
Posted by: moki at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe)
Well apparently they were trying to in the hunt for the second pilot. We detected it and dropped a bomb on the command center and killed another IRGC leader or two.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/++8W)
Then head on over to Hot Air, you Trudeau-loving pansy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 07:18 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:18 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:19 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 07, 2026 07:19 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Josephistan at April 07, 2026 07:19 PM (0krAJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe)
That would be what is commonly referred to as "their problem".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 07:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Meat Hammer! at April 07, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s)
True but at least for now we don't seem to have a warlord willing to buck the trend and surrender his city to us in exchange for not being blasted to death.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (qFwJc)
So he better be careful. The Secretary of War just may call him back to active duty and put in charge of Nome Alaska.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)
Admittedly, getting off one last round before the clock strikes midnight is pretty fucked up (and typical), it may be that they haven't formally violated the cease fire. This also assumes that the report is accurate.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (ExV1e)
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Israel just successfully intercepted an Iranian missile aimed at Jerusalem.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 07, 2026 07:21 PM (VrdhL)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (TbhYO)
Trump was joking that in the 'negotiations' they have to wait for someone to bring them a note from command by hand.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 07:21 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 07:22 PM (GukFK)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:22 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (n7rxJ)
What I think. For what it is worth (not much!)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (WONhk)
well now that they broke the truce in an hour, all bets are off.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 07:22 PM (GukFK)
That's why I'm not gonna second guess him...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)
I give them, oh, six hours to break the "deal."
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe)
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I believe they've had to resort to carrier pigeons.
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS
Magic carpets are out of fuel.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI)
Sounds like a woman DEI general.
No offense intended.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (SD7rz)
So he better be careful. The Secretary of War just may call him back to active duty and put in charge of Nome Alaska.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)
Kharg Island sounds like a lovely spot for him.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (8avO+)
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This is a shrewd move. If the ceasefire is broken, Iran becomes the unquestionable aggressor.
The pause gives us a change to rest our aircrews, do maintenance and also work psyops on Iran, perhaps causing a coup. Our spies can also move around more freely.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)
I give them, oh, six hours to break the "deal."
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz)
off by 5 hours
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (4NO2D)
No report yet if ships can now exit the Persian Gulf without Iran attacking them.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (VrdhL)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz)
off by 5 hours
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+)
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When it comes to deal-breaking by Muslims, always bet the under.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (ycI94)
These people assign every fanatical belief of the Iranian mullahs to our own leadership.
They truly believe that not only are Republicans/Christians just as bad as the Iranian/Muslims, but that our side are much more despotic & evil and bent on bringing on a theocratic state to manifest the End Times.
That the Iranians just murdered around 30,000 to 50,000 of their own people in February doesn't even enter their deluded minds. They still think Trump is just as evil.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (vSvIl)
Heh. Garrett called it. Those stupid cavemen can never honor a ceasefire.
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 07:27 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 07:27 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (vSvIl)
When is the official start ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (FtULh)
So what, Friday? After the markets close?
I invested almost $5 Canadian in treats to celebrate.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (WONhk)
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This will allow us to see which units are the fanatics and target them in particular.
I like it and have been anticipating it. Trump probably put out his "destroyed the civilization" knowing he was going to call a halt hours later. He's like that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (ZOv7s)
They've been the aggressor. Europes answer to not getting their oil has been to bitch at us.
Folks here refuse to understand the mentality of the battered wife. The bitch does not care how hard she gets hit.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (SD7rz)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Get those civilian weapons where they were intended to go.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:29 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/++8W)
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Pink is for Wednesdays!!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (2GVsD)
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Yeah, great minds think alike!
The unit that just fired that salvo is now going to be watched very carefully. If there's another violation, it's going to be "screw them in particular."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Methos "
I see no reason to hold back. Send 'em to Hell.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD)
Very much so. It's just some idiocy has certain markers.
Though it also sounds like something the Ukrainian brothers would say. They're colonels though.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (Fbc0I)
US doesn't get oil from the Gulf these days.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz)
off by 5 hours
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+)
D'oh!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
We supposedly gave them to the Kurds to deliver. They disappeared. Imagine that?
Top Man that Ratcliffe. Top. Man.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (abIsI)
They are afraid of the Muslims in their midst and realize that their military is in tatters, and they cannot respond even if they wanted to.
Look, Muslims vote as an absolute monolith, they are told how to vote, and all of them do it, for whoever they are told to. They don't even need a large population to sway elections significantly. If Christians did the same we'd utterly dominate politics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:32 PM (El6/E)
Folks here refuse to understand the mentality of the battered wife. The bitch does not care how hard she gets hit.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (SD7rz)
That's because the Europeans, like the battered wife, still think they can change the Muslims, because they still think they are really good at heart and they just need a little education, guidance and love to be better.
What sucks for the EUies is that there ain't no police coming to their rescue or a shelter waiting to keep them safe until the danger passes.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (onPc6)
Posted by: runner
Trump wants to get the tankers out, first and foremost, is my guess. Other demands of Iran are unreasonable, or insane, from what I've seen. (complete withdrawal of our troops from the ME area, reparations for the damage, etc.)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (FtULh)
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Supposedly, the cease-fire doesn't start until Iran stops blocking free transit through the Strait of Hormuz.
But are there any ships testing transit through the Strait?
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (VrdhL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)
The current inventory is displayed on the SPR's website.[3] As of March 7, 2025, the inventory was 395.3 million barrels (62,850,000 m3). This equates to about 19 days of oil at 2023 daily U.S. consumption levels of 20.275 million barrels per day (3,223,500 m3/d)[4] or 47 days of oil at 2024 daily U.S. import levels of 8.420 million barrels per day (1,338,700 m3/d).[5] However, the maximum total withdrawal capability from the SPR is only 4.4 million barrels per day (700,000 m3/d), so it would take about 90 days to use the entire inventory. At recent market prices ($66 a barrel as of March 2025),[6] the SPR holds over $9.5 billion in sweet crude and approximately $12.9 billion in sour crude (assuming a $15/barrel discount for sulfur content).
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (3ek7K)
Here is a point about many ... well, Boomers. My parents are adament they never waited for gas. But they both believe they saw Kennedy shot real time.
To understand people ? You have to understand that kind of shit.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (SD7rz)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
I have a Nylon Apache(rare). It would be tough to put a silencer on it without some millwork.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (abIsI)
Top Man that Ratcliffe. Top. Man.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (abIsI)
Hey.,
The Kurds have pictures of the boxes left outside their doors.
We'll have to take this up with someone else.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (XV/Pl)
Top Man that Ratcliffe. Top. Man.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (abIsI)
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Yes, because he personally vetted them.
Or
The same hacks that tried to subvert Trump are still subverting him. It takes take to separate the disloyal from the merely incompetent.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Healey,
Now that Bondi is gone who is your next target?
Posted by: fourseasons
Pirro. NY gun grabber should be nowhere near the exec branch.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (abIsI)
On a related note, M2 grew at an 11% (annualized) rate in February. That's before the Iran war. We might be longing for Bidenflation soon, although not before the midterms due to the lag before the money supply growth manifests itself in prices to give the banks the opportunity to squeeze every last drop of juice from the cantillon effect.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (GPa4z)
Posted by: Megthered at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (UUs/D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Why are they allowed to vote?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (UA2di)
Piss off you traitorous bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (ZOv7s)
They're about to find out what the Crusades were really all about, and it wasn't religion, racism and colonialism - at some point it became solely about self-defense.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (6ydKt)
Hmm, bail or not. This is when the gambling gets exciting.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 07:37 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Yeah, you'd have to go to Harbor Freight and buy a set of dies.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:38 PM (RUHxY)
I have no idea how the rules work for each European nation but I presume they are legally part of these countries and residents. I have no idea how many are voting illegally either, but however it works out, they have a very powerful voting bloc that the people in charge have to reckon with, and they choose to do so by cringing and cowering before Islam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:39 PM (El6/E)
Democratic voters have realized that their party is filled with weak, feckless "leaders" and they are done with it.
THIS IS NOT DEM Bashing ! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I continue to support Dems! Vote, Donate, Lobby, Write letters, etc. I volunteer in my community and I have many years organizing people to bring about a peaceful, fair, and compassionate world . I have taken an oath to defend the Constitution several times, due to my career path.
I’ve seen so many posts and replies to my posts from people who continue to make excuses for the lack of fierce bravery and clarity from the top Dems. All I get is emails asking for money. I’m waiting for them to lock arms and march to the Pentagon and the White House.
Dems should have called for 25 Million people on the streets the very first time he bombed Iran. They need to do it NOW! We need to join hands and stay out in the streets every day.
The world is watching American citizens and the Dem Party. What do they see?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)
Here is a point about many ... well, Boomers. My parents are adament they never waited for gas. But they both believe they saw Kennedy shot real time.
To understand people ? You have to understand that kind of shit.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (SD7rz)
I didn't, but then I was like 12. But there were gas lines in Ohio. One chain, SOHIO got their oil from Alaska and was unaffected in supply but got lines from demand. After a time SOHIO was forced to increase their prices to the Arab price....then Carter tried to sue them for "windfall profits" that they forced them to take.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ralph at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (8WZD4)
Healey,
Now that Bondi is gone who is your next target?
Posted by: fourseasons
Pirro. NY gun grabber should be nowhere near the exec branch.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (abIsI)
You need your demons and people to hold the Two Minutes Hate around I guess. (I was no big fan of Bondi, or Pirro. But they are neither divine objects of hatred for me.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (hJH5n)
I have no idea how the rules work for each European nation but I presume they are legally part of these countries and residents. I have no idea how many are voting illegally either, but however it works out, they have a very powerful voting bloc that the people in charge have to reckon with, and they choose to do so by cringing and cowering before Islam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:39 PM (El6/E)
I don't think that is true in France, at least. They have been a non-voting underclass for decades. I think Germany is Similar.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (RUHxY)
Posted by: It's me donna
Tee-hee...who could be against reminding our servicemembers not to follow unlawful orders!? It's perfectly innocent!
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Every officer, NCO, and enlisted soldier understands illegal orders. And the Services have the lawyers to keep them straight. This is classic bureaucratic equivocation. It's bullshit up until they specify a particular action. Then it is treason. Arrest them all.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:39 PM (El6/E)
They'd rather import vastly foreign populations than have a Come To Jesus meeting with their voters and level with them: they cannot afford to pamper and baby people anymore.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 07:43 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Megthered at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (UUs/D)
It makes Pakistan and Egypt look like Idiots. And China, I supposed if they pressured them too.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:43 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz)
off by 5 hours
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+)
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When it comes to deal-breaking by Muslims, always bet the under.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (ESVrU)
Tousi just claimed the record truce bust was Pakistan vs India. He might have been joking.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:45 PM (8avO+)
Their entire policy system is based around keeping their social services going, no matter what it costs them. They can see they are totally unable to maintain much longer, so they are trying to find answers to how to keep it going. So flooding the nation with cheap labor felt like an answer. How that felt like it would work, I have no idea.
But they let their military collapse and rot so badly England can't even float a single freaking ship. Argentina senses weakness, they are talking about claiming the Falklands now. And the UK cannot do a damned thing about it. I mean, they can beg the US for help but why would we?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:47 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (RUHxY)
Make sure at some point you sterilize them too. Tidys things up a bit.
Posted by: King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (onPc6)
What sucks for the EUies is that there ain't no police coming to their rescue or a shelter waiting to keep them safe until the danger passes.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
After decades of those poncing faggots sneering at Americans, myself and Smash in particular when we were stationed in Germany...I intend to sin deeply by watching those stupid sheep get blorked up their squeakhole.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (QVmho)
I've worked Argentina several times. As well as Europe.
Let the Argentines claim the Falklands.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:03 PM (IsJ5o)
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/++8W)
Leave then. We don't want someone here who doesn't know how to properly accessorize an outfit.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 08:09 PM (Vpqw1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s)
I draw the line at ANY war for the purpose of defending ANY Western European. Unconscionable. If that happens the only thing I'll support is immediate, unconditional withdrawal.
Never Again.
Let them perish from this Earth as G-d and Nature intend.
If Argentina decides to head for Britain under full steam and conquer that accursed faggot island for Buenos Aires, all we should do is offer to cover the costs of adding a Union Jack to the corner of their flags, as a gesture of goodwill.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (BI5O2)
Did those twits ever hear of the National Socialist German Worker’s Party?
Posted by: Coelacanth at April 07, 2026 09:37 PM (DJPFk)
Gavin Newsom Directs $19 Million in California Taxpayer Money to Madison Avenue to Improve California's Reputation -- Just as Gavin Newsom Is Running for President and Personally Needs California's Image to be Remade
Wow, a Democrat taking taxpayer money for his own personal benefit.
I gotta tell you guys, I did not see this one coming. It just snuck up on me.Gov. Gavin Newsom is hoping to to boost California's tarnished image on the national stage -- so he's throwing millions in taxpayer money at a high-powered New York public relations firm to do it for him. The governor's Office of Business and Economic Development awarded PR powerhouse Edelman a contract worth up to $19 million to burnish the Golden State's reputation, KCRA reported. Edelman -- which also does work on behalf of mega-companies like Dove, Starbucks, eBay and Heineken -- will be tasked with combating "negative narratives amplified online and in partisan media" about California while promoting the state's economy and tourism. ... The contract begins on April 6 and will run through then end of the year, which nearly coincides with end of the governor's term in early 2027.Oh you mean January 2027, as the official primary season begins in earnest. How convenient.
The state agency previously told the outlet that the campaign wouldn't be about Newsom himself, but California. "The campaign will tell the California story, not the Gavin Newsom story," the agency said. "The effort is about California's success, not about politics."Uh-huh. You're just rebutting "partisan narratives" but not for any partisan purpose. Sure.
Weird that he didn't want to tell this "true story" in years when he wasn't running for president. People and businesses have been fleeing California for six years, you know.
A Newsom spokesperson previously told the Los Angeles Times that California's business climatehas been "falsely and maliciously maligned for years," and that the "state has a right to tell the true story."
... News of the contract drew ample criticism. "Gavin Newsom is giving 19 million California taxpayer dollars to a New York PR firm to promote California in a better light to the nation. Which does not at all sound like Gavin Newsom is making a presidential campaign ad for himself," Kevin Dalton, who ran for the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors, wrote on X.Speaking of California politicians raiding the public fisc for their own benefit and to pay off their donors: Gavin Newsom's Obama-Biden boondoggle to spend tens of billions of dollars on a "high speed train" from LA to San Francisco -- when that route is well-serviced by planes and, well, a nice car ride if you have half a day to spare -- that even 60 Minutes noticed.
"Californians aren't being asked, they're being billed," added Republican congressional candidate Christine Bish.
🚨BREAKING: 60 Minutes just aired Gavin Newsom's high speed rail being EXPOSED as the "QUINTESSENTIAL EXAMPLE of government waste and mismanagement."
— Bo Loudon (@BoLoudon) April 6, 2026
"There are no trains. There's no track laid. It's a complete bait and switch."
Follow: @BoLoudon pic.twitter.com/eNF6IPDamu
She's just an absolute deranged woke warrior. She just made news by declaring, proudly, she's taking all the steps necessary to trans her sons.
Jennifer Siebel Newsom is the very avatar of Democrat Woman. Haughty, hectoring and pleased with herself, she is single-handedly wrecking her henpecked husband Gavin's lofty political ambitions. No wonder he's taken to moping around and crying at press conferences. As the California governor's presidential aspirations head south and his state's woes become impossible to ignore, he's tried in vain to reset his ailing brand -- and now his 51-year-old actress-turned-activist wife is taking over. Over the weekend, she inserted herself into the news again with an Instagram video pontificating that the departure of Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem from President Trump's cabinet is proof that the commander-in-chief is waging a "war on all women." "I need to call out that it's no surprise to me that the first two prominent people pushed out of this administration were women," she opined in a mint green jacket, with her long, blond tresses cascading fetchingly over one shoulder. As she enunciated every bad word she could think of for Trump's "sexism and misogyny," she bizarrely smiled: "Devalued" -- smile. "Degraded" -- smile. "Diminished" -- smile. "No woman is safe in Trump's Republican Party." Smile, smile, smile. The title she posted on the screen was: "Some thoughts on the patriarchy." Mrs. Newsom has "thoughts" -- and boy, does she want you to hear them. Her assertiveness was on full display a few weeks ago when she elbowed her husband away from the podium and took over his press conference to scold the assembled reporters for not being sufficiently admiring of some abortion funding announcement the governor had just made. "We just find it incredulous that we have Planned Parenthood here, and women are 51% of the population," she said. "And the majority of the questions -- all of these questions -- have really been about other issues. So, it's just fascinating." She was greeted by "incredulous" silence. Not only had she publicly emasculated the governor with the sort of first-spouse effrontery we haven't seen since Hillary Clinton entered the White House, but she showed herself to be incapable of using basic English. Maybe she thinks "incredulous" is an intellectual version of "incredible."
@JnglJourney Jennifer Siebel Newsom, wife of California Governor Gavin Newsom, said she actively works to challenge gender norms with her sons, telling an interviewer: "I've given our boys dolls... if I'm reading a book and the protagonist is a male, I just change the he to a she."
Jennifer Siebel Newsom, wife of California Governor Gavin Newsom, said she actively works to challenge gender norms with her sons, telling an interviewer:
— Jungle Journey (@JnglJourney) April 3, 2026
"I've given our boys dolls… if I'm reading a book and the protagonist is a male, I just change the he to a she." pic.twitter.com/KnDH6lp2GF
Gavin Newsom's wife: we have to use the powers of government to stop boys from becoming right wing pic.twitter.com/S8ewWvv0qj
— captive dreamer (@captive_dreamer) April 6, 2026
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 7, 2026
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too." pic.twitter.com/24HqCHXSZh
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: M. Gaga at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:21 PM (u73oe)
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She's a literal psychopath.
What if Gavin isn't the Patrick Bateman of the relationship? What if it's Jennifer?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:22 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 05:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 07, 2026 05:22 PM (j7INY)
It's as predictable as sunrise.
And the hangings will continue.
Posted by: M. Gaga at April 07, 2026 05:23 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:23 PM (IJL3x)
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Golf cart accidents do happen, actually.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 05:23 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 05:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 05:24 PM (Riz8t)
-after 4 weeks of bombing the shit out Iran
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:24 PM (mdSmG)
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Golf cart accidents do happen, actually.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 05:23 PM (Dv3i1)
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If he feels confident in the establishment's desire to back him as a presidential candidate, he could just kill her with his bare hands on live TV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:25 PM (mdSmG)
Her sister is cuter. The one that is still living...
I see them all the time as her father lives right up the road.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:26 PM (TLp3A)
Boy they just get nuttier and nuttier.
She wants to deconstruct masculinity.
How cool is that!
Yes, that needs deconstruction and replaced with...
Ah yes, what?
Feminism!!! Isnt that great.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 07, 2026 05:26 PM (et1vG)
Are we *sure* this golf cart accident was, y'know, an accident?
Posted by: pookysgirl named her son after her grandfather at April 07, 2026 05:26 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 05:27 PM (eOFY+)
Those things really don't handle getting air very well. I have jumped any number of them and never once had a smooth landing.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:27 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: You don't want to know at April 07, 2026 05:27 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 05:27 PM (19SAM)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:27 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 05:27 PM (eOFY+)
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Is this sarcasm?
I don't see Trump as a pushover. Ever.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:28 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:28 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: scottst at April 07, 2026 05:28 PM (N5nAd)
-after 4 weeks of bombing the shit out Iran
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:24 PM (mdSmG)
Damned if you do damned if you don't....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:28 PM (IJL3x)
They're the perfect political couple: pretty, vacuous, and incapable of thinking about anything but what benefits them.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 05:29 PM (Riz8t)
Earthrise from Artemis:
https://is.gd/H1HOS2
That's from Don Pettit's X feed, and NASA hasn't officially released any earthrise pics that I can find. A lot of the earthset. Apparently, Don, being an astronaut gets access.
That is a waxing crescent earth. Points if you can identify the visible landmass on the lower right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 05:29 PM (w6EFb)
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OF COURSE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I WAS SIX YEARS OLD WHEN IT HAPPENED. ALSO, I WAS DRUNK.
Posted by: Mrs. Gruesom at April 07, 2026 05:29 PM (anL5R)
I don't see Trump as a pushover. Ever.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:28 PM (aZm/F)
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The guy who moved a carrier strike group into the region and has bombed the shit out of Iran for four weeks straight is a total chicken and never follows through on threats.
Oh, and the guy also kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation in the middle of the night.
Total chicken who never follows through.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:29 PM (mdSmG)
MAZE
@mazemoore
6h
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
*video*
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:29 PM (fNISR)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 05:30 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 05:30 PM (n5tGW)
Those things really don't handle getting air very well. I have jumped any number of them and never once had a smooth landing.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:27 PM (TLp3A)
Apparently, at 6, she jumped in a golf cart and messed with the controls and put it in reverse, running over her 8 year old sister, who was behind the cart.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 05:30 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:31 PM (IJL3x)
I question her running over her older sister in a golf cart as an accident. Oopsie!
I mean, I catapulted my younger brother up five stairs into a door at the landing with a loud thud after a battle over the remote control. By using both hands on his behind. I did this on purpose and got into more trouble (it was worth it). This crime was pretty hard to deny and I've never been a liar. However, this didn't kill him and he fake cried to get me into more trouble.
If I were Candace Owens I would open an investigation about this golf cart "mistake."
I also feel sure NYC is worried about his PR when people are crapping and having sex on their sidewalks under Mayor Mondingo.Which should encourage tourism.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 05:31 PM (WONhk)
I don't like her at all. And using that accident to "relate" to prisoners is disgusting.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:31 PM (aZm/F)
"I have Uncle Ernie sit for the boys over long weekends."
fiddle about fiddle about
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 05:31 PM (/lPRQ)
See, big golf cart doesn't want you to have a back up alert!
/ her next fundraiser
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:32 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: because you're so SMAAHHHRRT at April 07, 2026 05:32 PM (9vFyc)
>What happens in your privacy with Garrett, stays within your privacy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 05:32 PM (Fbc0I)
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Yes, and there's another group too, the Yazidis .
There's a lot of mixed messages.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:32 PM (F24MQ)
The Great Bight of Australia.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 05:32 PM (Riz8t)
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Damn you people! It wasn't my fault. I had been up since four am drinking vodka and similac. White Russians, toddler style.
Posted by: Mrs. Gruesom at April 07, 2026 05:32 PM (anL5R)
Screwing Harvey Weinstein will do stuff to ya, I'd imagine.
Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 05:33 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:33 PM (XuXeR)
I look forward to seeing these commercials at 3am when I wake up and see what's on PlutoTV.
"Her assertiveness was on full display a few weeks ago when she elbowed her husband away from the podium and took over his press conference to scold the assembled reporters for not being sufficiently admiring of some abortion funding announcement the governor had just made."
Didn't Macron's 'wife' do that to him too? Liberal men will never get any jokes about the pimp hand.
And Hillary is laughing at the amateurishness of accidentally killing someome....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bert G at April 07, 2026 05:33 PM (VARTN)
https://is.gd/H1HOS2
That's from Don Pettit's X feed, and NASA hasn't officially released any earthrise pics that I can find. A lot of the earthset. Apparently, Don, being an astronaut gets access.
That is a waxing crescent earth. Points if you can identify the visible landmass on the lower right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6
Truly awe inspiring.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 05:33 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:34 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 05:34 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:34 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
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That is an insane comment—every bit of it.
You were SIX YEARS OLD. Killing someone with a gun or your fists as an adult is a smidge different than actions taken by a very young child.
Although being the psycho bitch you are, you might have been a jealous, creepy child.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:34 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Archimedes
Passed around Hollywierd like a cheap pack of smokes, she was.
Getting dicked in every orifice is normal.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 05:34 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 05:35 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 05:35 PM (98kQX)
Nobody hates women like other women.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:35 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: California Development and Tourist board at April 07, 2026 05:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Club Car not at fault. at April 07, 2026 05:36 PM (N5nAd)
And Hillary is laughing at the amateurishness of accidentally killing someome....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:33 PM (Sco7b)
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hhhahahahahaaa
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:36 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: California Development and Tourist board at April 07, 2026 05:36 PM (rbvCR)
That would certainly mess you up. I almost feel pity for her.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 05:36 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: California Development and Tourist board at April 07, 2026 05:36 PM (rbvCR)
I don't like her at all. And using that accident to "relate" to prisoners is disgusting.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:31 PM (aZm/F)
This is really sad. Her family must have been broken after that, and it's easy to see what that guilt would do to a young girl. That said, she should keep her wackadoodle philosophies to herself.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 05:37 PM (lCppi)
Have you ever heard of a certain Kenny Rogers song "The Gambler?"
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 05:37 PM (q177U)
He's getting a good deal. That's a very small downpayment for the work they have ahead of them.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 05:37 PM (1lVAS)
That’ll buy you a few ads in the back of a community flyer and on the men’s room stall at Grindr HQ.
This is a payoff or bribe.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:37 PM (f1Wg/)
I only say "almost" because we haven't seen what that seething hag would do if you gave her real, actual power over others like we did Hillary.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 05:37 PM (oqH4h)
That is a waxing crescent earth. Points if you can identify the visible landmass on the lower right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
That looks like it is Mexico, inverted
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 05:38 PM (9QN+C)
according to my facebook feed, bakersfield was busy removing a giant mural of cesar chavez over the weekend.
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 05:38 PM (oY6Yp)
That would certainly mess you up. I almost feel pity for her.
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Which is something you would never feel towards Gavin. Which is why his campaign is pushing her forward. . .
Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 05:39 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I never give a damn about the left except for crooked judges and crooked elections. Otherwise they can play in their own shit pool.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:39 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
That looks like it is Mexico, inverted
so... ocixem?
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 05:39 PM (oY6Yp)
Her stance on abortion is enough to cure me of even the slightest hint of empathy.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:39 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:34 PM
No, at least not yet officially. The 2026 WNBA preseason games will start on April 25th, and the regular season begins on May 8th.
Posted by: Neon-green Dildoes at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 05:38 PM (oY6Yp)
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I'm waiting patiently for the City of Austin to rename one of the major thoroughfares in downtown, lol.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM (TLp3A)
Is it more difficult to get it into reverse than to drive forward? I would think so, being that I don't like this woman.
Was it already in reverse?
Can a six year old reach the gas pedal easily?
Did she hate her older sister because she was prettier and had a better bedroom with more Barbies?
Was her sister a Jew? (Candace asks this of everyone... trying on her forensic helmet).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM (zZu0s)
Have you ever heard of a certain Kenny Rogers song "The Gambler?"
this is something about holding a strait, isn't it?
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Mrs. Gruesom at April 07, 2026 05:41 PM (anL5R)
On most, there is a lever below the driver's seat that can be a real whore to get to engage.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:41 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:42 PM (f1Wg/)
ICE arrests ‘sicko’ illegal migrant accused of kidnapping 4-year-old girl from Long Island laundromat
Hungary to Agree to Buy Oil From US at Orban-Vance Meeting
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:42 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 05:42 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 05:43 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM (TLp3A)
On a train bound for nowhere...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)
they were accidentally delicious
Posted by: jeffrey dahmer at April 07, 2026 05:43 PM (oY6Yp)
I don't think you'd have to look hard for the link between this firm and someone like Marc Elias.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:43 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:42 PM (f1Wg/)
——————
Money laundering.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:43 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:39 PM (TLp3A)
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#MeToo (in honor of that bitch skanking with Weinstein)
I wonder how "likeable" her poll numbers would be from women. I guess the numbers would be interesting from men too.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:43 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM (u73oe)
Six is kind of old to figure out order of precedence in inheritance.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 05:43 PM (rbvCR)
Except the California high speed rail work done by Gulag workers
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 05:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:43 PM (F24MQ)
But. The Chicken goes IN the Taco.
unless the chicken *is* the taco!
Posted by: taco bell fungineering department at April 07, 2026 05:45 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM
And Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Albuquerque, Phoenix, Portland, Lubbock, Salt Lake City, and so on.
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 05:45 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:45 PM (IJL3x)
That’ll buy you a few ads in the back of a community flyer and on the men’s room stall at Grindr HQ.
This is a payoff or bribe.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:37 PM (f1Wg/)
Agreed. And I guess South Bay has lost all of its advertising agencies. Saatchi and Saatchi? RPA? Davis Elen? Chiat Day? McCann? I guess they all must be closed.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 05:45 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:45 PM (u73oe)
I worked a Tennis Club as a kid where every day, prior to doors opening, the Loudspeakers would play 'The Gambler' across the entire club. And all the employees would sing along. When it was over, we unlocked the doors for the day.
We would also shut down operations from 6:30 - 7 PM so everyone could watch Jeopardy.
I don't know why that place put up with us?
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:45 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:42 PM (f1Wg/)
Are you kidding?
Do you know how much it costs to have a business located in California?
2 hours and 15 minutes until we find out whether Iran explores the intersectionality of FA and FO.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 05:46 PM (L6UpC)
Tell us about the backwoods, inbred cousin humpers of the Deep South Miz GrewSome!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 05:46 PM (9QN+C)
These women (or gay dudes) need to get fucked. Seriously. A Santino Corleone door banging froth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Fugitive alien at April 07, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)
His deep leg cross tells the story.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 05:46 PM (lCppi)
She seems insecure... Worried old Gav is looking for number 3 ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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Not with that brood of 4. The child support would destroy his hair gel budget.
And while we're on the brood, notice once again how Other People are the ones who are supposed to make the sacrifices while the elites claim exemptions. You and I should eat beans at home and refrain from cluttering up the planet with excess humans while the Newsoms get to breed freely and party unmasked at The French Laundry.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 05:46 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:46 PM (f1Wg/)
So that’s something.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 05:46 PM (XV/Pl)
I'm fine with pulling up stakes today.
There is only so much we can do to create a favorable scenario for an uprising. It won't get better than this.
I'm sorry, but it's just not our responsibility to do this for them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:47 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:47 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 05:40 PM
Pre-Gavin, she was but an innocent child of 31 years when Weinstein lured her to his hotel room and took advantage of her naivete.
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 05:47 PM (98kQX)
This woman should get the same press but she won't. Because killing your older sister with a golf cart is no big deal with liberals.
She wasn't three years old, she was six. I was smarter than that at six and would know not to hijack a golf cart to go anywhere, much less back over my sister.
I had enough sense at 6yrs old to walk home from elementary school and cross streets, one busy. Granted only once alone for being kept after school and I was pretty freaked out, but I did it.
To compare this "accident" to heaven knows the crimes of men she was talking to is absurd.
She might as well have said she popped a zit and it was as tramatizing as a gunshot and sucking chest wound.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 05:48 PM (WONhk)
California polls right up there with root canal, and body cavity searches.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 05:48 PM (IifOV)
"Those Who Rape and Murder in Califzuela Stay in Califzuela ... Released Sans Bail."
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 05:48 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:45 PM (TLp3A)
Did your friend group by chance include buxom gals with asses like summer hams?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)
The move is in tandem with the announcement of the Systematic Targeting Of MicroPlastics (STOMP) program, which aims to crack down on microplastics and pharmaceutical drugs found in drinking water.
Contaminant information:
https://tinyurl.com/4v7h2j24
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:48 PM (F24MQ)
Just to watch her die
And I tell that tale to felons
To show my em-pa-thigh
Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom Live at Folsom Prison at April 07, 2026 05:49 PM (TbWk/)
Just to watch her die
And I tell that tale to felons
To show my em-pa-thigh
Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom Live at Folsom Prison at April 07, 2026 05:49 PM (TbWk/)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:49 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: M. Gaga at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (KiBMU)
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Maybe take her golfing? Never know what can happen with a golf cart.
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 07, 2026 05:49 PM (axVu6)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:45 PM (IJL3x)
None of the 'news channels' - we also know - are reporting this.
And Gateway had that below the top three stories...so I don't know.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:49 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:47 PM (TLp3A)
Awwwww.
ace, you can push the twin beds together tonight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s)
It's pretty clear this is why Kimberly Guilfoyle parted ways.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 05:50 PM (Fbc0I)
Adding to my comment above: this money is going to a NYC a firm. What, there’s no firm in all of CA that could do this work?
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that was the first thing that I noticed. As long as this will inevitably be found out, you'd think he'd make a show of keeping the expenditure inside the state.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 05:50 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:46 PM
She must have been bad at it, because I don't remember ever seeing her in any movies or shows.
Poor Gavin =(
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 05:50 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 05:50 PM (wAtvb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:50 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 05:50 PM (kGdxl)
Thought you'd appreciate that.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:51 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 05:51 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:51 PM (u73oe)
I'm hoping they shot video of that, and we'll get it when they get back. The sound will of course have to be the theme from 2001.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 05:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)
Oh and she got schtupped by Harvey Weinstein
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:52 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 05:52 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 07, 2026 05:52 PM (CNl8/)
It's a long shot...but, a possibility still that Iran could birth a Leader / Government that makes Ataturk look like a fag.
I am hoping we live to see that outcome. It would be World Changing, imo.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:53 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 05:53 PM (YdKYA)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 05:53 PM (Dv3i1)
I'm sorry, but it's just not our responsibility to do this for them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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It's a job that must be done and nobody else can do it. Islam is a cancer that must be excised.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:53 PM (F24MQ)
I don't think so. Her father lives right up the road from me.
And he is no Republican.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:53 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 05:51 PM (pohLc)
The only deal that needs to be made is to nail a list of demands to the forehead of an IRGC commander along with a promise to come back and push their shit in once again if they fuck around. They know they are powerless to stop us now.
Smash everything in sight and sail home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:54 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2026 05:54 PM (afFes)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:54 PM (TLp3A)
Poor Gavin =(
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 05:50 PM (IifOV)
Valid. And we DID see a lot of Jennifer Lawrence. So, freak index for Lawrence? At least a 6?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 05:53 PM (YdKYA)
Sounds like a crap deal to me... I'm not sure they actually control the strait at all
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:54 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 05:50 PM (kGdxl)
someone recently referred to Iran as "a hedge fund with an army, a death squad, and a special operations unit"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 05:54 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Jen the original
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Pakistan's no that far away. We should fuck up Pakistan and charge India for it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:54 PM (F24MQ)
This woman is certifiable and should've been institutionalized decades ago.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)
"Vacuous Swivel-head"
You'll know exactly what I'm talking about and you won't be able to unsee it.
Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 05:55 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:54 PM (BI5O2)
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Precisely.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:55 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 07, 2026 05:55 PM (ewuvP)
It is now 1/4 of that...
Average US gas price today is $4.01 per gallon. Here in California it is $6.00 per gallon, completely due to State Government policies which made it impossible to have a profitable refinery in the State.
You will have to do some serious gaslighting to make Calif look good.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 05:56 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 05:56 PM (4KUe5)
A friend still owes me $20 as I said the train would never be built when the measure passed.
Posted by: InZona at April 07, 2026 05:56 PM (peFv8)
Why they enjoy sabotaging their own kids, I'll never understand.
Posted by: bluebell
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One of two ways for those kids: rebel, or become another overlord.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 05:56 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:54 PM (F24MQ)
I'm sure if we started kicking Pakistani ass the Indians would be happy to jump in and take over for us when our arms get tired.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 05:56 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Enron was amateur hour by comparison at April 07, 2026 05:56 PM (TbWk/)
"Vacuous Swivel-head"
You'll know exactly what I'm talking about and you won't be able to unsee it.
Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 05:55 PM (dIske)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Barack Obama, Master of the Teleprompter at April 07, 2026 05:56 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 05:57 PM (pohLc)
Fuck, thats horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)
THe sad thing is that from the outside, they look like a traditional marriage. Been together for years, no divorce, four cute kids, they take a real nice picture.
I mean Mr and Mrs Newsome look like the villains in a suburbs movie but they pay the part real well. Its like Bill and Hillary, a marriage made in hell
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:57 PM (El6/E)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 05:57 PM (gKWVE)
I am hoping we live to see that outcome. It would be World Changing, imo.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:53 PM (TLp3A)
The problem with Ataturk's legacy was that every time there was a President who conflicted with the Army the Army held a coup and ousted him.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 05:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:58 PM (IJL3x)
Holy crap, where does she get off thinking it’s her job to raise everyone else’s kids?!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 05:58 PM (4KUe5)
Gavin Newsom's in-laws fled from California to Florida during the pandemic, records show. Fox News Digital previously learned the Siebel family trust made a donation to a Ron DeSantis PAC
EXCLUSIVE: Not only did the in-laws of Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom give money to one of his biggest political foes; they fled from his state during the pandemic.
Kenneth F. Siebel Jr. and Judith A. Siebel, parents of Newsom's wife Jennifer Siebel and longtime California residents, became Florida residents in 2020 after purchasing a $3.3 million Naples home in March of that year, records show. The Siebels appear to still have ownership of their California home in northern San Francisco suburb of Ross.
Newsom's in-laws, however, officially became registered voters in the Sunshine State as of June 2020. Kenneth Siebel is a registered Republican while Judith Siebel has no party affiliation.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 07, 2026 05:58 PM (CNl8/)
I think you are conflating the Iranian People with the Mullahs here.
I don't think anybody in this chat wants anything but death and detruction to befall the Mullahs . Regime.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:58 PM (TLp3A)
Pritzker is also allegedly running for prezzie, and is just as evil and destructive as Newsom, but Pritzker is obese.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 05:59 PM (vbXSk)
Oh and she got schtupped by Harvey Weinstein
it was another accident. i'm a bit clumsy.
Posted by: mrs. newsom at April 07, 2026 05:59 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:00 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 06:00 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:00 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 06:01 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Enron was amateur hour by comparison at April 07, 2026 05:56 PM (TbWk/)
I think Illinois proved that they could not fail to pay their retirees, and that is going to become interesting if they can't get relief from the Feds.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 06:01 PM (rbvCR)
Oh, damn...they are officially Florida Residents?
They have been nearly full time residents of Montana for well over 20 years.
I can't recall a month where I haven't seen them...and they now get a penalty here in their Property Taxes if they are not residents.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:01 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:01 PM (UjdFS)
She must have been bad at it, because I don't remember ever seeing her in any movies or shows.
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She's got a pretty decent string of IMDb credits, including an episode of Mad Men and a few movies I've heard of but not seen. There are jillions of actresses like her out there in this era of excess content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:02 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:01 PM (UjdFS)
Is that what Newsome's wife calls it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 06:02 PM (Vpqw1)
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Nobody else? We can't do it, either. This country lacks the political will to prosecute any protracted war against any enemy. And that's without even taking into account our huge, girthy fifth column, which is already fully mobilized.
More to the point: even if it were possible for us to fight a multi-year conflict and win it, we shouldn't.
Only the people of Iran can do this. They've been given a gift nobody ever gets. We've put their tormentors on the back foot, big time. If they don't care to seize the initiative, then that's on them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 06:02 PM (BI5O2)
Yes I am. The Iranian people are ruled by the Mullahs, and will be after this if any deal short of reduction to stone age is signed.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 06:02 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 07, 2026 05:58 PM (CNl8/)
This is all quite telling and hilarious.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 06:03 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:03 PM (4NO2D)
I have a California Neighbor who lies about residency to maintain his In-State Huntin License.
Not that anyone at FWP seems to care.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:03 PM (TLp3A)
with Jennifer Siebel Newsom as Pooty
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 06:03 PM (/lPRQ)
211 >>was it willis or the younger one who got molested by that bike store pedophile?
It was Dudley.
Arnold left him there to be diddled.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (TLp3A)
Don't act so shocked. You knew the name of the show.
Posted by: Mr. Horton at April 07, 2026 06:03 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:04 PM (GD0B3)
Even 26 years in, they still do not have a real route laid out. Rail stations in Cities STILL have no plan in many places.
I know.... I live near Merced CA... where at least one of the many plans say the line will now end... and we can't even do major highway expansions (like the rest of 99 Highway) because no one knows where the rail will run.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 06:04 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 06:04 PM (kGdxl)
This much I wholeheartedly agree with.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:04 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 06:04 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:01 PM (UjdFS
Hey, that wasn't that bad. Saw it last week. I loved the "Hey, this is a scientific mission on a strange world we've never explored so leave your damn gu s here!'" scene.
CBC - trade talk
FoxNews - misc - Iran now - Kharg island
CNN and MS Now - panties bunching up....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b)
_______
As Gavin said about his cleanup for Xi, It's true because it's true.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 06:05 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 06:00 PM (mP0Kj)
Hawaii is understandable, being on an island and all.
California is full on economic sabotage by the climate/environmentalist cult, their Dem proponents, and the idiots who voted for it all.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 06:05 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 06:05 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:05 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 06:06 PM (xHYkz)
How did the six yr old react after the murder?
Did she run away as her sister lay dying?
Get golf balls and throw them at ducks?
Freeze and tell Mommy she didn't mean to kill Sissy?
Laugh?
I guess only her shrink knows.
I realize these are similarly insane thoughts of Miz Newscum, of the Shiny Face Korean Beauty Products of Snail Slime.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 06:06 PM (WONhk)
It’s Newsom. Not Newsome there is no e at the end.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 06:07 PM (xHYkz)
Yes I am. The Iranian people are ruled by the Mullahs, and will be after this if any deal short of reduction to stone age is signed.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 06:02 PM (pohLc)
US Declaration of Independence...
That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government,
Note the last line... Right AND DUTY...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 06:07 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 06:02 PM (BI5O2)
Agreed.
The U.S. has never been particularly good at occupation, especially in the modern era after Japan and Germany.
If the Iranians do it themselves with a little help and support from us it stands a good chance of sticking as opposed to something forced from the outside.
It's now or never for the Iranian people so I hope they have it in them, after all these decades, to go after the tyrants ruling over them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 06:09 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 06:06 PM
Yeah for about 20 years
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 06:09 PM (Ia/+0)
Newsom's in-laws, however, officially became registered voters in the Sunshine State as of June 2020. Kenneth Siebel is a registered Republican while Judith Siebel has no party affiliation.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 07, 2026 05:58 PM (CNl8/)
I saw some interview where Newsome was talking to Charlie Kirk (trying to ride his coattails), and Newsom told Charlie that his son was SO excited to meet Charlie and watched all of his videos, so I think the weirdo parents are surrounded by sane grandparents and children.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 06:09 PM (lCppi)
Intel is proud to join the Terafab project with @SpaceX, @xAI, and @Tesla to help refactor silicon fab technology.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:10 PM (F24MQ)
Yeah, including us. We bought a delightful house in the suburbs of Sacramento in 1984. Great place. Nice state, nice city, nice people - until about 2015 or so, when the business climate got worse, and the politics got worse, and the conditions of the roads got LOTS worse. Finally, in 2019, my wife was watching something on TV and Navin Gruesome said that he was going to send sheriff's deputies door to door to collect all the guns. She turned to me and said "We need to get out of California!".
This, from a woman who had spent her ENTIRE LIFE in CA, other than 3 years in the Philippines when I was in the Navy. It was a good time to go; I was over 69, and our house was paid off, so I retired from my job, we put our house on the market, she started researching places in Texas.
Then Covid happened, so we hunkered down as we did internet research. She found a delightful house on the distant outskirts of San Antonio, bought it sight-unseen (you can do AMAZING THINGS with Google Maps, Zillow, and a great local realtor) packed up the guns and cats and essentials into a 27ft RV, and drove 6 days to Texas. And here we are!
Posted by: Ken Mitchell at April 07, 2026 06:10 PM (R90/z)
Me: Ace earlier today: "I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens."
Been some pretty heavy posts today, turns out.
Ace: no that was yesterday. I took off yesterday.
In my defenestration, I jumped to the bottom of the front page and picked up that quote from yesterday. (Front page items don't have a date on them, curiously enough.)
Also, all my days blur together as I try to keep up on AoSHQ in between naps.
Posted by: mindful webworker - one word after another at April 07, 2026 06:10 PM (Qlfju)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 07, 2026 06:11 PM (gQ15S)
CNN headline : bipartisan group calling for Trump removal.
The “republicans” are Alex Jones and Anthony Scaramucci. 🤣
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 06:11 PM (xHYkz)
Newsom has an answer for all this, by the way. Throw numbers at him about the Train to Nowhere and he's got a deflection, a change of subject, a noble-sounding aphorism. Same for the French Laundry Masque of the Red Death, the billionaire flight, the business flight, the decline in education, the fraud scandals, the whole bit. He's got an answer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:11 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: DanMan at April 07, 2026 06:11 PM (8uzBS)
.......
The sound was the head popping like a pumpkin while she screamed: "You took my Barbie, bitch!"
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:11 PM (UjdFS)
Pretty much. We gave them a multi billion dollar gift that they were begging for. Its up to them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 06:11 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 06:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 06:12 PM (xHYkz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 06:13 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:13 PM (GD0B3)
Back later on
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 06:14 PM (Ia/+0)
CNN headline : bipartisan group calling for Trump removal.
The “republicans” are Alex Jones and Anthony Scaramucci. 🤣
Posted by: Heroq
Amazing.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 06:14 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:10 PM (F24MQ)
that's some good news if it actually happens.
This Terafab idea of Tesla's has a good chance of changing the way silicon chips are made, both in iteration and speed of production.
It's an Elon idea, though, so it's a toss-up if it will happen as he imagines or if it will be something completely different in the end.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 06:14 PM (6ydKt)
And again.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:14 PM (UjdFS)
The ship recently arrived in the eastern Mediterranean but will be going into port for a "routine logistics stop" and a "short maintenance period".
Heh.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:14 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 06:15 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:13 PM (GD0B3
We do need to get to the root causes of all these issues.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 06:15 PM (Sco7b)
Did ace post about Quebec govt. cracdown on islam public displays?
Daycare workets aren't even allowed to wear hijabs anymore
Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2026 06:15 PM (avC+E)
CNN headline : bipartisan group calling for Trump removal.
The “republicans” are Alex Jones and Anthony Scaramucci. 🤣
Posted by: Heroq
Amazing.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 06:14 PM
Incredulous!
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:15 PM (4NO2D)
They were comparing religious extremism in Iran (particularly on the part of AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI) with religious extremism in America (particularly on the part of SECRETARY HEGSETH). Christian Nationalists want to end democracy in America and beyond! They say you can look up their podcasts on Iranian religious extremism (yesterday) and American religious extremism (today). If you want to know more about how NPR thinks.
I really thought that they would be talking about Trump today.
Posted by: KT at April 07, 2026 06:15 PM (7vIsy)
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 06:16 PM (aTgV0)
It's that you're too stupid to understand how awesome they really are.
$19,000,000.00 to put a sprinkle of glitter on a dog turd baking in the hot summer sun.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 06:17 PM (HXT0k)
>The “republicans” are Alex Jones and Anthony Scaramucci.
Run for a Representative Seat and make it happen, guys.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:17 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 06:18 PM (aTgV0)
That would certainly mess you up. I almost feel pity for her.
Posted by: Archimedes
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That would mess the heck out of me. I wonder how her parents dealt with it, counseling her that it wasn't her fault, etc. Eesh.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:18 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:19 PM (4NO2D)
Does anyone ACTUALLY know?
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I think he is a guy who occasionally shows up on RT!
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:19 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
Thanks! RinoZ made a historical reference in Chrysalis, and it went completely over my head... until now. I now have a greater appreciation for a very fun LitRPG.
amazon.com/dp/B09T7ZN7NC
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:19 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: mindful webworker - one word after another
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If you're still here: The other night you posted a link to an old blues singer. Please post it again.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:19 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 06:20 PM (El6/E)
You date George Clooney.
You play hide the Vienna sausage with Harvey Weinstein.
You marry the sociopath governor of CA.
You are just like us.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:20 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Just got here at April 07, 2026 06:20 PM (2Ez/1)
I'd like to know when we start seeing the fruits of this $19mil campaign. Are tv ads set to run in California? In swing states? I'd like to get a front row seat or at least a ticket of some sort since I'm paying for this mess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:20 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 06:21 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Just got here at April 07, 2026 06:20 PM (2Ez/1)
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"I wish they all could be California Trans ..."
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 06:21 PM (TbhYO)
The accident was DAYS before her 7th birthday. In Hawaii. Many children playing around golf carts (who knows where the parents were?).
She did not know that Sissy was "hiding" behind the golf cart she reversed and murder she rode.
I realize with a normal person not married to a scumbag I would have more sympathy. Did she tell this story in 2023 to "get ahead" of it?
I know I don't often tell of hurling my brother up a stairwell in the event I am suddenly famous. For starters only his pride was hurt. Also, too bad in the war of siblings for survival.
Seven years old, Miz Newscumbag. Days before 7yrs is more telling than six years and little pig tails of oopsie.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 06:21 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:21 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Braenyard
How do we get the oil to them, by inland river ports? Are there pipelines? Presumably we ship oil to Europe where it could be put in a pipeline.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 06:21 PM (ylRVX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 06:21 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: M. Gaga at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (KiBMU)
Use a golf cart....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 06:21 PM (SRRAx)
The rich ain't like you and me. Mayne me because I am rich.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 06:21 PM (wBaIH)
Isn't that kinda like making it go to "11" instead of just making "10" louder?
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 06:21 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:22 PM (hJH5n)
I'm paying for this mess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Or in this case, not mess but this fancy-schmancy New York PR campaign. I've never gotten to pay for one before.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:22 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 06:12 PM (Ia/+0)
They won't like how it turns out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 06:22 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 07, 2026 06:22 PM (9AdGW)
Posted by: Fox Mulder at April 07, 2026 06:23 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:19 PM
Supposedly...
TACO or Sloppy Mo's.... we'll find out soon.
Fox had a banner saying Trump says it's on.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 06:23 PM (Sco7b)
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Thought that cesspool had been defunded.
Let is be self supporting and see if it exists.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:23 PM (F24MQ)
You date George Clooney.
You play hide the Vienna sausage with Harvey Weinstein.
You marry the sociopath governor of CA.
You are just like us.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:20 PM (UjdFS)
I'll always picture George Clooney as the blue collar worker he played on Roseanne. Far from a heart throb, imo.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 06:23 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:24 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:24 PM (F24MQ)
iirc, he was on more than one episode of The Facts of Life.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:24 PM (TLp3A)
All you have to do is go back the last few years and look at all the wildfires. Oh excuse me I mean not wildfires but environmentalist fires. Sure come to our state where all that is wrong is on display for all to see. What a fucking retard
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 07, 2026 06:24 PM (XLfSN)
I will even back it up over them a few times. Anyone got a golf cart I can borrow?
Posted by: Felon Joe From Kokomo at April 07, 2026 06:25 PM (onPc6)
Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 07, 2026 06:25 PM (x88gP)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:25 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Right. But it will be as bloody or more than the last one.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:26 PM (F24MQ)
Does anyone ACTUALLY know?
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 06:16 PM (aTgV0)
He has been doing this since he had hair, he has been at it longer than Bob Lazar has been a thing. The odd thing about Alex Jones is that he is generally about 60-80% right on anything, just it is impossible to tell which 40-20% is insanity
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 06:26 PM (rbvCR)
I was listening to NPR
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Thought that cesspool had been defunded.
Let is be self supporting and see if it exists.
Posted by: Braenyard
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It was defunded, and it's getting along fine because most of its money comes from donations and other private sources. The point is, it NEVER needed taxpayer money. (But it's Brownshirt Nazi Hitler Tyrant King Dictator censorship to defund it just the same.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:26 PM (n7rxJ)
You date George Clooney.
You play hide the Vienna sausage with Harvey Weinstein.
You marry the sociopath governor of CA.
You are just like us.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:20 PM (UjdFS)
I'm not a bitch. I'm YOU!
Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom Ad Campaign at April 07, 2026 06:26 PM (TbWk/)
The rich ain't like you and me. Mayne me because I am rich.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 06:21 PM (wBaIH)
Her parents seem sane- they vote republican and fled California for Florida. And losing a daughter like that must have been devastating.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 06:27 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:24 PM (F24MQ)
Democrats are cute when they think they matter.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 06:27 PM (snZF9)
.....
In Hawaii? Oh this just gets better and better.
So the sound was NOT like a squashed pumpkin, more like a squashed pineapple?
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:27 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:27 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:28 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:28 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 06:28 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)
Dude sounds like his pre-lubed catheters showed up without lube on them.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:29 PM (TLp3A)
So the sound was NOT like a squashed pumpkin, more like a squashed pineapple?
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:27 PM (UjdFS)
The screams and wails were Dole-orous
Posted by: This is getting darker and darker at April 07, 2026 06:29 PM (TbWk/)
The usual story of his white bathrobe of hotel horror. She went to the hotel room, "thinking others would be there." Right. Sure.
As he masterbated pete she pretended to orgasm. Sure.
I would have found a knife or other weapon and there would be blood all over his hotel robe, the walls, the balcony. And he'd forevermore pee like a girl.
Then she dated Clooney, who we know is a faggot. I guess a ritual of being a beard. He and Julia Robert's ugly husband are rumored to be more than friends.
Common sense says there is no way of Newscum's successs, with the abject failure of California. Yet we've seen Obungo and Kamkook, so I guess it's possible.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 06:29 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 07, 2026 06:29 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 06:29 PM (ylRVX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 06:30 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Cow Demon
......
She auditioned for The Exorcist but was too scary.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:31 PM (UjdFS)
perhaps they just packed insufficient quantities of teriyaki beef sticks.
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (oY6Yp)
2028 will completely come down to turnout by GOP voters. That's it, that's all she wrote, and the Party's choice of candidate affects literally nothing.
Nobody should waste any time on which candidate is more beatable, because the answer is nobody. They shouldn't waste any thinking about which would be the worst threat as President, because the answer is all of them.
And whoever the GOP candidate is shouldn't bother running against them or their records, because none of their voters give a rat's ass about the fact that they're all malevolent retards and perverts, and absolutely no revelation will suppress their turnout.
All they should worry about is jacking up their own base and their own moderates with a positive message, because their voters actually do care about that stuff. Forget the Democrats.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (BI5O2)
There are never enough
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Cow Demon
......
She auditioned for The Exorcist but was too scary.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:31 PM (UjdFS)
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She and Captain Howdy were more than friends.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 06:37 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Romeo13
>Hawaii should have free cogen power from all of the slash from the cane fields. They're being robbed.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 06:37 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 06:38 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 06:38 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:41 PM (4NO2D)
In May 2002, Newsom was at his mother's side as she died by physician-assisted suicide. She had been suffering from breast cancer and made the choice to die. Assisted suicide was not legal in California at that time.
Guess what he will bring up if he is elected?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (SRRAx)
Perfectly typical. The support of abortion, for women, is the idea that their daughters want to screw but not carry the baby alone.
Then, passing that ? The idea that the cunt whore next door not saddle their son with an unwanted welp. Or - passing that ? That the cunt whore next door doesn't saddle society with the welp.
Women are not maternal when it comes to welps outside the circle. Not in the least.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:56 PM (IsJ5o)
Sons and Nieces of High-Ranking Islamic Occupation Army of Iran Officials Have Been Living High on the Hog In the US -- But Are Now Getting Their Satanic Asses Deported Back to Their Homeland Hellhole
The son of a notorious Iranian regime leader is enjoying an affluent lifestyle in Los Angeles, the California Post can reveal. Campaigners are calling for Eissa Hashemi, 43, to be investigated and deported for defiantly refusing to denounce his mother's sickening past. On Monday, he appeared unfazed by the controversy and defiantly brushed off a reporter's questions, declining to speak after a workout at his fancy gym. The college psychology lecturer is the son of Masoumeh Ebtekar, known as "Screaming Mary," who acted as spokesperson for violent militants who stormed the US Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days. She was infamous worldwide for firing off twisted propaganda during the crisis, even encouraging captives to describe the punishing ordeal in glowing terms. Ebtekar was later promoted to Vice President for Women and Family Affairs by regime leaders -- becoming the country's first female VP and one of the highest-ranking women in the Muslim world today. In January, protestors gathered at the $20,000 a year Chicago School in in Claremont, east LA, and other teaching institutions in the area with links to Hashemi, for rallies calling for him to be deported. Organizers of Change.org petitions want Hashemi to be kicked out of the country. One wrote: "While the mother has no regret of occupying the US embassy in Tehran, many Iranians have been affected by this action while her own son has taken advantage of living in the US. "We want Issa Hashemi and his wife, Maryam Tahmasebi to be fired from the US as soon as possible." A poster on Instagram said: "Mr. Hashemi has never publicly distanced himself from his mother's actions or legacy." ...Okay, he's not being deported. Yet. But the pampered niece and grand-niece of Iran's top terror commander and Austere Religious Scholar Qasem Soleimani -- assassinated by airstrike by Trump in his first term -- were just arrested by ICE and scheduled for deportation.
Another said: "47 years ago, Masoumeh Ebtekar took U.S. diplomats hostage for 444 days and threatened to kill them. "Today, her son, Isa [sic] Hashemi works for Chicago School of Professional Psychology and lives freely in Los Angeles." And one more added: "His father was also one of the core group of leaders of the Muslim Students Followers of the Imam's Line and several of the former hostages, including my father, positively identified him as being present during their torture and interrogation. "His mother was perhaps even crueler than some of the other captors. This guy has no business being in this country. I've been dogging him since 2015."
The niece of slain Iranian terror mastermind Gen. Qasem Soleimani -- who showcased her luxe LA lifestyle on Instagram while bashing the US as the "Great Satan" -- and her daughter have been arrested by ICE agents, the State Department announced Saturday. Hamideh Soleimani Afshar, who allegedly celebrated attacks on US soldiers and military bases, and her daughter Sarinasadat Hosseiny, have had their green cards revoked over their ties to the Iranian regime. "While living in the United States, she promoted Iranian regime propaganda, celebrated attacks against American soldiers and military facilities in the Middle East, praised the new Iranian Supreme Leader, denounced America as the 'Great Satan,' and voiced her unflinching support for the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, a designated terror organization," according to a State Department letter confirming the Friday arrests.
Afshar, 47, entered the US in 2015 on a tourist visa, was granted asylum in 2019 and secured a green card in 2021 from the Biden administration.
She made at least four trips back to Iran since receiving her green card, the Department of Homeland Security said. Hosseniy, 25, also entered the US in 2015 on a student visa. She became a green card holder in 2023. Her online persona was at odds with the Shia Islam her mother espoused.
Photos on her since-deleted social media reveal the bikini-clad babe showing off stomach tattoos and lounging on a jetski in barely-there swimsuit. Other Instagram posts show Hosseiny clubbing in Miami, vacationing in Alaska, and partying down in Las Vegas. "It is a privilege to be granted a green card to live in the United States of America. If we have reason to believe a green card holder poses a threat to the US, the green card will be revoked," Lauren Bis, a DHS spokesperson, told The Post. The State Department also referenced Afshar's extravagant life in Los Angeles, which she allegedly frequently documented on her Instagram account, which has also apparently been deleted.
This is what the Iranian regime does to women who show their hair.
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) April 6, 2026
Arezoo Badri was shot, put in a coma and left paralyzed for showing her hair.
Meanwhile, this is the niece of former IRGC leader Qasem Soleimani- free to flaunt her body because she is part of the regime. pic.twitter.com/JtakU96JwL
Niece of former Iranian IRGC leader Qasem Soleimani was living lavish lifestyle in America before being arrested by ICE.
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) April 5, 2026
Hamideh Soleimani Afshar who called America the ‘Great Satan’ was living a luxury lifestyle in Hollywood.
She is set to be deported. pic.twitter.com/tdWgWPW1yu
🚨BREAKING: Sec. Marco Ruvio just REVOKED the Green Cards of Qasem Soleimani’s niece and grandniece after they celebrated attacks on the United States.
— Bo Loudon (@BoLoudon) April 4, 2026
They’ve been arrested and will soon be deported.
Follow: @BoLoudon pic.twitter.com/bwhl5GZ4Aq
Iran on Monday hanged a man convicted in connection with nationwide protests in January. Early morning executions have become near-daily events under the cover of the war against Israel and the United States. Most of those executed are young men, including teens, alleged to have been either involved in the protests that were brutally suppressed by the regime -- with thousands shot dead in the streets -- or members of banned opposition groups. Undeterred by the war, the Islamic Republic continues to exact its revenge, and exiled opposition groups and rights organizations said they feared that hundreds more could be executed in the coming days. Ali Fahim, 23, was hanged Monday after being found guilty of involvement in an attack on a Tehran base of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' Basij militia during the protests, according to rights groups who have followed the case. The judiciary's Mizan Online website described him as "one of the enemy elements in the terrorist riots," and said he was hanged after the supreme court approved the original verdict.It sounds like they accused him of messaging the checkpoint's location to Israel or the US.
For two straight years we had leftist protestors going nuts over non-existent genocide and war crimes in Gaza.
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) April 7, 2026
But for Iran’s butchers that slaughter protestors? NOTHING. Why is that? Where are these beacons of moral clarity now? pic.twitter.com/YCG9JoAXgf
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (gtcuf)
The only thing that could make this better is film of them being dragged out of their mansions and then the other film of them landing in Tehran in their medieval rags.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (gtcuf)
"Hold my beer."
-- garrett
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (1wjle)
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I'm within a couple of miles of trusting his judgement again after the 2013 effort to pass amnesty as Chuckie Schumer's messenger boy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (1wjle)
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That varnish said something about your mother, didn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (mdSmG)
This late hour negotiation seems rather suspicious to me.
Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (x3YfK)
That is tough to get past, but dude is absolutely crushing it as SecState.
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (1lVAS)
I wonder where they're being detained. It's amazing that nothing has leaked -- no photos, no "sources" talking about how it's going for these prizes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (Sco7b)
nah i'm just operating on low sleep and beavering away at posts while also varnishing like a loon. I just have to do the Cafe and I can relax... until the next varnishing.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)
This late hour negotiation seems rather suspicious to me.
Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (x3YfK)
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"I think we have a deal."
-7:58
*heavy sigh*
"But first....one final thing."
-7:58
....
....
7:59
....
....
"First...you will blow me."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (Sy6m/)
But, does she, being of the elite, have to wear the Hefty bag even in Iran?
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (ExV1e)
Is exactly what a may with a gay crush on Marco Rubio would say.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (Riz8t)
That is tough to get past, but dude is absolutely crushing it as SecState.
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (gtcuf)
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He's following orders.
Just like he was following orders from Senate leadership to try and grant amnesty to tens of millions of lawbreakers simply because they'd evaded deportation for years.
He's a good soldier.
That doesn't mean he's a good leader.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)
I think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)
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This is a new euphamism for pron, isn't it?
Like...it's what the kids call creating AI pron?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)
Yup. Start with the fucking mayor of New York.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (lmdht)
These girls have also had a bit of plastic surgery. The one is on her way to Lauren Sanchez.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (GD0B3)
I didn't say he was a good leader.
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (98kQX)
I'd give her three choices. Denounce the current Iranian government and stay. Be deported to Iran... or... be deported to Spain, which has shown itself to be an Iranian Ally.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (mP0Kj)
i was doing it outdoors but yeah I got some in my lungs. I didn't bother with a mask. I should have.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (/lPRQ)
I didn't say he was a good leader.
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (gtcuf)
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And I'm just saying that the level of trust I would want to extend to a politician at this level is one I would extend to a leader.
I don't want followers as president. I want leaders who will pursue goals I agree with.
So, no, I still don't trust Marco. Not like I would want to trust a president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (smasV)
Posted by: Solemani Afshar's plastic surgeon at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (pDt9x)
Nope, I know Kruiser wrote a column about that today, but some things are just too much for me to overlook. This isn't a purity test, it's a judgement test.
The Morning Briefing: Marco Rubio Is the Reason I Gave up on Political Purity Tests
https://is.gd/LkzBLO
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)
See, I preempted the retards with non sequiturs so they don't have to ! *let's see if that works
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (oAqqA)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (XuXeR)
I didn't say I trusted him as president either. You can keep putting words in my mouth all day long and it doesn't change what I said.
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (x3YfK)
Look into Delaware. The money that flows through that backwards ass little State is incredible.
Posted by: garrett
Yep. Remember, that's where a lot of US Corps are incorporated.
Don't tell me there's no graft in that.
Posted by: Bulg
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (/lPRQ)
But, does she, being of the elite, have to wear the Hefty bag even in Iran?
Posted by: Delurker
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I'm thinking about popular reaction, too. She may WANT to hide herself.
I'm curious whether the elite Kareneens can go out in public uncovered. I doubt it -- that's why they go abroad to flaunt it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (smasV)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)
I didn't say I trusted him as president either. You can keep putting words in my mouth all day long and it doesn't change what I said.
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (gtcuf)
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I didn't put any words in your mouth.
I explained my position.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (mdSmG)
Hamideh Soleimani Afshar?
Weird manly face.
Nice body.
Unfortunate genetics or very successful trannie surgery?
You make the call!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 04:33 PM (iJfKG)
i was doing it outdoors but yeah I got some in my lungs. I didn't bother with a mask. I should have.
It's a little known fact that exposure to solvents builds up a tolerance. You should get as close as you can to the varnished surface and spend 5-10 minutes inhaling rapidly. That should do the trick.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 04:33 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (cWLG3)
How in the F have we allowed so many?
The sane number is ZERO.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (HXT0k)
VOCs. They're what's for dinner
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (GD0B3)
This is super-obscure and I only barely remember it.
He's talking about Sammy Hagar's "I'll Fall in Love Again", from his Standing Hampton album.
Evidence that the song is NOT obscure:
1. The album generated 5 charting singles, of which that song is one.
2. The song was on the soundtrack of Vision Quest.
3. And the slam-dunk final bit of proof: the song is currently on my personal playlist.
One thing I would rate as obscure though, is how the album got its name:
It was a British fan who told him of the term that came to be the title. In Cockney rhyming slang, a "Hampton" is a substitution for penis (Hampton Wick rhymes with "Dick"). One that is "standing" would be a reference to an erection.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (mP0Kj)
But lying to the infidels is fine.
Have her torch a Koran, create a Prophet Mohammad effigy and then torch the effigy.
And then deport her because lying to the infidels is fine.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (Sco7b)
This is a tough one for me. It's do the Sins of the Father become punishment for the children.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Did she ever claim asylum because her father is a big baddie and she'd be killed in Iran if she came out as pro-western?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (n7rxJ)
You know, to own Trump.
The relatives and family members of people who killed our friends, neighbors and brothers. Even worse, they not only never denounced any of that murderous activity, they kept posting their support for it on social media.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (xQK38)
Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (x3YfK)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
>"Hold my beer."
-- garrett
lol
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (XuXeR)
I didn't say I trusted him as president either. You can keep putting words in my mouth all day long and it doesn't change what I said.
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (gtcuf)
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I didn't put any words in your mouth.
I explained my position.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (mdSmG)
Could anything ever change your mind?
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (smasV)
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It's Trump 2.0, where can I find the Gorilla Channel?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (cWLG3)
1. The album generated 5 charting singles, of which that song is one.
2. The song was on the soundtrack of Vision Quest.
3. And the slam-dunk final bit of proof: the song is currently on my personal playlist.
i told you this would happen.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)
They will lie, cheat and steal to preserve disgusting perverted existence...
FINISH THE JOB TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (ZWcdc)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (513IY)
Again CNN was reporting at 4pm that the Pakistani PM was asking for a 2 week deadline extension because negotiations are going fabulous.
Really well.
Everything will be fixed if Iran just has 2 more weeks....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (Sco7b)
You make certain claims in order to get a green card and obtain entry to our country.
They made claims and then posted the exact opposite on social media.
I’m hoping they get dropped from a helo into some rural Iranian backwater where they hate the regime.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (xQK38)
Ululating uvulas in Farsi!
It's one thing to fall below your wonderful Instagram life...then to fall to the stone age.
Those painted on eyebrows with Sharpies never fail to amuse me (granted, I have real eyebrows and they are spectacular, even in my advancing age as a Nana because I never overplucked).
Do guys LOOK at the drawn on eyebrows when they mate today? I reckon that is not important if the lights are off. Whoa.
We used to have magnetic toys called Wooly Willie, where you could apply fake hair and eyebrows with a little fake pen.
I think I'd come closer to gluing on hair for eyebrows vs the tatoo deal or sharpie. Cutting off my own hair and super glue on what was left of my eyebrows. What on earth? This goes far beyond the "I woke up this way."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)
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My say is never going to affect geopolitics.
Rubio could end up president.
If, as president, he doesn't soften immigration enforcement or pursue amnesty, I would change my mind.
But rhetoric doesn't sway me. Action does. And I never want to see the man who pushed so hard for so long for amnesty 13 years ago in a position where he can do that action.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (ufFY8)
If the Iranians were serious (they aren't) they can have the same deal now that they'll get in 2 weeks. A bombing offensive concentrates the mind wonderfully.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (Riz8t)
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Old & Busted: THOT (That Ho Over There).
New Hotness: THOT (Tits Hung O'er Tehran).
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)
"Hold my beer."
-- garrett
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM
And this, Ace, is why we keep coming back here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (pDt9x)
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For humanitarian purposes, it'd be best to send him to an Islamic country not currently in a state of war.
Germany will do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (mdSmG)
Hopefully we can deport him (her?) back to Iran in time to be a human shield for the glory of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)
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My say is never going to affect geopolitics.
Rubio could end up president.
If, as president, he doesn't soften immigration enforcement or pursue amnesty, I would change my mind.
But rhetoric doesn't sway me. Action does. And I never want to see the man who pushed so hard for so long for amnesty 13 years ago in a position where he can do that action.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (mdSmG)
Oh fair enough. Just wondered. I have my own issues/people I am intransigent about. Rubio is not one of them.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (pDt9x)
In the dark, all cats are gray...
Attributed to Franklin
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Known some people that worked in the ME.
Not hard for them to pull over a hefty sack just before entering their airspace.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (/lPRQ)
I don't know if this means it go blown up or what.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (pDt9x)
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I'll vote for a communist who promises to overturn the American copyright system and return it to 28 years plus an optional extra 28 that must be applied for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (pDt9x)
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For humanitarian purposes, it'd be best to send him to an Islamic country not currently in a state of war.
Germany will do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (mdSmG)
Okay. You are a nice guy. As long as Not Here works.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)
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By then it will be too late.
Europe is on a demographic decline that no amount of boning is going to resolve in 10 years.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (ESVrU)
Bomb them into the pre-industrial age.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (ufFY
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Bomb them to the age of Darius, then defeat their primitive army.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (XuXeR)
Which NATO countries are participating and with what assets?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (O2Cdw)
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (lCppi)
This is one of those stories I don't think anyone would have believed 30 years ago.
Some jihadi leader's niece is living as a THOT in the US?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)
How in the F have we allowed so many?
The sane number is ZERO.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM
I feel the same way and they need to get rid of the cartel kids and wives that live here too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (BYQWO)
Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (x3YfK)
She committed fraud. She requested asylum and was granted it AND THEN FLEW BACK FOUR TIMES in just a few years to a place she said she was deathly afraid to ever return to. Not only would I send her back, but I'd prohibit her from ever returning.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (tOcjL)
I'd love to know how the arrests went. Surely, there's all kinds of bodycam footage? Also more at intake? (salivates lightly)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (XuXeR)
Maybe an MEU with a bunch of 20 somethings who just finished two Monsters and have a Zyn pack in their cheeks take Kharg Island.
Either way. Popcorn.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (xQK38)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (19SAM)
If you need a vacation from us, take it. I could possibly live for a week without you if you need rest.
I would invite you here to the castle. However, my husband would tell you that you wouldn't get a moments rest here, either. For many reasons.
Do it! Unvarnish your lungs and brain and do it!
xoxo
CBtheGreat
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (WONhk)
Boy, the NY Post is working overtime to make their site as unreadable as possible.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (I/0M6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)
How in the F have we allowed so many?
The sane number is ZERO.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
*stares blankly*
*soils pants*
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (P7vXf)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (qBdHI)
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I think anyone in America, native born citizen or temporary visa holder, who advocates for Sharia and Islamic Law should be granted a free one-way ticket to Kabul, deposited by parachute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)
You think so? I would say that the coming Anointing by Trump will be decisive, but of course who the Anointed will be IS unknown.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)
I hope that's not the case. The worst possible outcome for us is having spent a month giving everyone heartburn with the airstrikes, we just give up and sail home only to have them rebuild their missile and nuke program while Trump's attention is elsewhere, and eventually once he leaves office. If that happens, then all that will have been accomplished is filling them with a desire for revenge.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (xQK38)
But their range seems to cutoff at the Texas border. I wonder if the Texas cattlemen exterminated them, due to the dangers their burrows pose to cattle and horses. Any Texans out there know? The accompanying Wikipedia article is silent.
(Yeah, I'm a nature geek, among many other species of geek.)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (qBdHI)
Go abroad on a whole nation's credit-card and mount every dick in a fifteen kilometer radius. Then go home now and then to help torture Iranian women cuter than you, which is most of them. Then go jet off to some other country and mount the dicks there. Nice work if you can get it
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (vSvIl)
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Trump and other officials have outlined the requirements of a ceasefire since day one.
The end of the ballistic missile program is one element of that. There's also the end of nuclear weapons pursuit and the end of funding terrorist proxies.
These things would not be accomplished with a gentleman's handshake but with fanged enforcement and inspections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (mdSmG)
I am looking forward to you being pleasantly surprised at how well this works out.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)
Yes, absolutely. Not sure he will be anointing anyone anytime soon.
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (GD0B3)
Don't tell me you lost another submarine, Yuri.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
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Not everything's movies, bruh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (n7rxJ)
After being dropped from what altitude?
Posted by: just asking questions at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (9vFyc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (xcxpd)
Oh thank you, how nice. But I'm okay. It's a short week.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)
I don't see Israel sitting still for 2 weeks tho
And I don't see Iran allowing US and Israel shipping thru, everyone else, yes
Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (OUE/9)
>Who are you people?
In my defense, Sir...they did not show any pictures of her pet Goat.
Posted by: Mohammed at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (TLp3A)
Attributed to Franklin
Posted by: man
I think it's older than that. I think I've seen it attributed to Philippe II, Duke of Orléans, Regent of France under the young Louis XV.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (77rzZ)
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Cite?
Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (cWLG3)
Glad you are out of the hospital. Maybe your recovery continue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (OYsYV)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (xQK38)
Maybe an MEU with a bunch of 20 somethings who just finished two Monsters and have a Zyn pack in their cheeks take Kharg Island.
Either way. Popcorn.
Posted by: Marcus T
No boots on the ground, but would not mind if we took all their islands, and kept them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
*stares blankly*
*soils pants*
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (P7vXf)
"Today, former President Biden showed the world he still has his legendary powers of concentration as well as introducing a new fragrance that hearkens back to an earlier, more innocent, age."
Posted by: This. Is. CNN. at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)
Yes, Trump wanted this wrapped by Easter...didn't happen. I wish it did, but war is unpredictable. And you know that going in.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (XuXeR)
(Yeah, I'm a nature geek, among many other species of geek.)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)
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You try digging in the dirt down here and tell me how that goes for you. My guess is it's the same reason that pretty much nobody has a basement in their house.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)
Been some pretty heavy posts today, turns out.
Posted by: mindful webworker - reading reading reading at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (Qlfju)
Oh thank you, how nice. But I'm okay. It's a short week.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)
I imagine that sometimes we are like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (pDt9x)
Varnishing shelves? Keep your phone with you just in case, Ace.
Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (Y8DZL)
IAF has just hammered Iranian bridges, RR Depots, and the Tehran Airport as well as the US hitting Kharg Island.........
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (ZWcdc)
yeah that's how I see it but I don't think the power plant bombing will change the situation. It'll just be the IRGC that has power (via personal generators) while everyone else goes without.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (rcyPU)
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)
Name checks out. I support banishing both Marxists and Muhammadans, presumably by Constitutional amendment.
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (Sy6m/)
There will be no end but the end Trump desires.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (TLp3A)
Been some pretty heavy posts today, turns out.
no that was yesterday. I took off yesterday.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)
They should all be rounded up and held hostage for about 400 days.
Seems justified.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (vFG9F)
Which NATO countries are participating and with what assets?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)
The USN is probably the only navy there.
Russian subs shadowing US carriers was a common cold war game.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)
ace, have you seen the pictorial chart of people who were eliminated and those who were not? and where they line up, which branches ? It is very revealing.
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)
I only say this as a former nurse.And always a mother hen. Like a Marine, I take care of people through the ether.
Not that you need my permission, boss.
I simply care and want you happy. Go to the UK in the spring, as it is glorious. Just remember bacon to throw at the barbarians. I'd love to hike the Lake District and never got to. Do it for me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)
without weapons?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)
She should be deported for wearing those tinfoil pants. As Dolly Parton once said, " it takes a lot of money to look this cheap."
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)
Firing up generators makes them a target. We may want do do it for that reason alone. We have total surveillance over their comms. That’s how we smoked the intelligence chief and his sidekick. They were sending out orders to people looking for the WSO. Adios douche bags.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (xQK38)
It always comes back to The Beatles with you Boomers.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (rcyPU)
Some of you said you've done worse.
I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.
LinusVanPelt comfirmed she's female. But I'd hate to fight her.
https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)
IAF has just hammered Iranian bridges, RR Depots, and the Tehran Airport as well as the US hitting Kharg Island.........
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (ZWcdc)
Hope none of those peeps hanging around the power stations were hurt. LOL.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (BI5O2)
okay, and yours?
Posted by: ace
Very nice. My wife made a delicious lamb stew, and our son came over and ate Easter dinner with us.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (mdSmG)
Parachute?
You're too nice. Pinochet showed us the way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (xcxpd)
yeah that's how I see it but I don't think the power plant bombing will change the situation. It'll just be the IRGC that has power (via personal generators) while everyone else goes without.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)
I said this morning I think we need to take the oil (Kharg) for Iran to quit...we'll see if we do that...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)
without weapons?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)
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It happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (mdSmG)
As cruel as expected.
Is that a nude with a dress photoshopped on? The location of the dress doesn't seem to have much relation to the location of her
I love the natural look.
The only thing natural in that picture is the masculine jawline. I assume that's her next plastic surgery target.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (mdSmG)
Hear, hear!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (N1DT3)
Some of you said you've done worse.
I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.
LinusVanPelt comfirmed she's female. But I'd hate to fight her.
https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)
That's a man, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (xQK38)
So, Bulg- what ages will you be tutoring and what subjects?. I think that's a really good job for you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (OYsYV)
There are plenty of weapons to be had in a war zone. It only takes a few to get the snowball rolling down the mountain.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (TLp3A)
Things won't get really bad until there are no phones, no lights, no motor cars. Not a single luxury.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (qWalT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (mdSmG)
Parachute?
You're too nice. Pinochet showed us the way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (xcxpd)
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I'm ultimately a humanitarian at heart.
And I made a reference to The Young Pope. Any time Ferello (Secretary of State) was disappointed in a bishop, he'd send them to Kabul.
(The Young Pope > The New Pope....but not by much. Sort of okay...and both very overlong. But The New Pope has sexy nuns dancing for most of its opening credits, which is a win.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: imp at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (ppcD5)
The end of the ballistic missile program is one element of that. There's also the end of nuclear weapons pursuit and the end of funding terrorist proxies.
These things would not be accomplished with a gentleman's handshake but with fanged enforcement and inspections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (mdSmG)
Yeah, but there's the whole art of the deal thing, where you always ask for way more than you actually want so that you can negotiate down to what you want and let the other guy pretend he got something.
Just to be clear, I was responding to ace's observation that Trump may be looking for an out. I don't think that's the case, but I worry about what the gap between what he's demanding and what he actually wants it.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (vSvIl)
I imagine that sometimes we are like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (pDt9x)
No, he loves me. I try to behave and mostly succeed.
He's tired. I can tell. I hope he's healthy but he's always so TGIF I can tell. Pretty much the biggest Moron here, but I sense he's tired and needs a recharge.
If he left and took this blog with him I might die from the lack of sanity here.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (xQK38)
https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51
What you talkin' bout Willis?
Posted by: Arnold at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (u73oe)
that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (oqH4h)
Why would Trump tell the Iranian regime that the population didn't get the weapons that we were sending?
I think it's misdirection.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (XDWwQ)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (YdKYA)
Just to be clear, I was responding to ace's observation that Trump may be looking for an out. I don't think that's the case, but I worry about what the gap between what he's demanding and what he actually wants it.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (vSvIl)
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His demands have escalated to "end of a civilization". He continues to work back to the 4 basic demands that he must have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (mdSmG)
If he left and took this blog with him I might die from the lack of sanity here.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (WONhk)
Well, there’s always Zero Hedge -
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (pDt9x)
I thought that was odd to reveal.
So it might be more misdirection from Trump.
Could be the Kurds did take weapons, but it doesn’t mean we didn’t try again to send more.
Could be, also, that Trump is just screwing with what’s left of the Iranian leadership’s heads.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (2WIwB)
Some of you said you've done worse.
I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.
LinusVanPelt comfirmed she's female. But I'd hate to fight her.
https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)
DAYUM!
I'm sure her penis is very feminine.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (I/0M6)
dude, that's a dude.
was it willis or the younger one who got molested by that bike store pedophile? On the show, I mean, though I imagine a lot of that stuff happened for real in Hollywood.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Reading and writing. Maybe basic arithmetic.
Thursday is my first day of training. They're going to have me take the verbal portion of the SAT. LOL
I rocked that when I took it the first time in 1983. I believe they've dumbed it down since then, so I expect to Elric Blade it this time.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)
These girls have also had a bit of plastic surgery. The one is on her way to Lauren Sanchez.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
They had to get rid of the Danny Thomas nose?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (NpAcC)
that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)
Not if the cops have run off and left the place because their bosses are safe in a bunker...well safer.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)
that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)
Or you have to turn a few folks in the station and have them open the doors for you...(women are very useful here)...
There is more than one way to execute a plan...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (n9ltV)
We have been destroying the IRGC Forces for 4 weeks.
There are plenty of Weapons on the ground, already.
You would also have to assume that Israel has not been smuggling in arms for over a decade.
Like I said, I think you will be surprised when this tips over and the Iranian people seek their vengeance on the regime.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (TLp3A)
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Hers look so fake they're probably press-ons. Looks like she went to the plastic surgeon and asked to look like Kim Kardashian and the current-day Mickey Rourke.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (vFG9F)
There’s never going to be a surrender here, it’s just killing every last one of them. And I don’t think we have the stomach for a prolonged war in Iran that will cost trillions.
Just continue striking the leadership and let the global community that so hates the US figure out what to do with their straits of Hormuz that we don’t need
Posted by: Maroon at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (959cM)
It was Dudley.
Arnold left him there to be diddled.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (TLp3A)
There are plenty of Weapons on the ground, already.
You would also have to assume that Israel has not been smuggling in arms for over a decade.
Like I said, I think you will be surprised when this tips over and the Iranian people seek their vengeance on the regime.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (TLp3A)
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Iran is not giving up its strategic holds of Eastern Iraq by calling the militias into Iran because the IRGC is feeling strong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (n9ltV)
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"IT'S A MAN, BABY!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (YdKYA)
Quick. And painless. And no pain today. And no swelling. The only weird part was the drilling into the bone. From their conversation it was like oil exploration. Fairly noisy. I wonder if they use a Dremel?
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (pDt9x)
I thought that was odd to reveal.
So it might be more misdirection from Trump.
Could be the Kurds did take weapons, but it doesn’t mean we didn’t try again to send more.
Could be, also, that Trump is just screwing with what’s left of the Iranian leadership’s heads.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)
Could be Trump wants Iran worried about an armed Kurd group (that has no intention of doing anything)...while the actual people rise up...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)
The best thing you can say about Tujunga is that at least it's not Pacoima.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (lCppi)
Why would Trump tell the Iranian regime that the population didn't get the weapons that we were sending?
I think it's misdirection.
Posted by: Richard Cranium
He should have had SF in there when the carrier fleet started heading in that direction.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (/lPRQ)
There is more than one way to execute a plan...
It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)
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"SPOILERS!"
-reading the Iliad, waiting for the Trojan Horse that will never come
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (IJL3x)
I think that was more of a check to Turkey, honestly.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (TLp3A)
Deport them with thrift store jeans and a dirty tshirt.
Allow them to take NOTHING with them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TXEHw)
I always assume child actors were abused in some horrible way. This could be one of the several sad outcomes we've seen in and around Hollywood.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (aZm/F)
What if we built the Iranian People a Giant Badger?
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TLp3A)
Bounties on IRGC members.
Bounties on Basaaj
The sooner these bastards are gone, the sooner reconstruction and an economy can begin.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)
pretty much the only way until gunpowder was invented.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)
But you will get close to the Baron before you die. You will be tied and drugged, but you can still attack. You can still attack! When you see the Baron, you will have a new poison gas tooth. He'll want you close so he can gloat over you. One bite on this tooth, and a strong exhale...
Posted by: Dr. Wellington Yueh, DDS at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)
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"SPOILERS!"
-reading the Iliad, waiting for the Trojan Horse that will never come
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (mdSmG)
And then the Sacking, always the Sacking. Rape, Pillage, Plunder. For the Booty!!
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (qBdHI)
Those brows look like they are electrical tape cutouts
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2026 05:02 PM (NtVYv)
I'd give her three choices. Denounce the current Iranian government and stay. Be deported to Iran... or... be deported to Spain, which has shown itself to be an Iranian Ally.
Posted by: Romeo13
This is why we lose.
I’d give her a parachute and drop her somewhere in the middle of Iran.
Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (iF0mU)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (IJL3x)
well the lists already quoted mention trains, military targets and Kharg Island....not power stations.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (YdKYA)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)
But you will get close to the Baron before you die. You will be tied and drugged, but you can still attack. You can still attack! When you see the Baron, you will have a new poison gas tooth. He'll want you close so he can gloat over you. One bite on this tooth, and a strong exhale...
Posted by: Dr. Wellington Yueh, DDS at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TbWk/)
So THAT’S why they were all smirking when I walked out!!!
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (El6/E)
Put the burqa's back...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:57 P
That was a very special Arnold episode IIRC
5pm
CBC - Canada calls for restraint, Pakistan peace deal, is this a war crime
CNN - outrageous, rediculous threat....says Tapper
MS Now - Iran, human chains, Israel and US vombing through the day. Chick has her sad, concerned face on. US military leaders may face legal jeopardy
FoxNews .... The Five. Is hottie Emily there....not sure...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (El6/E)
Persian bone structure mixes poorly with modern plastic surgery trends and diet drugs.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+)
236 Tousi keeps talking about an Iranian force calling themselves "the Immortal Guard." I'd like that to be real, but I dunno.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (1wjle)
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Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?
Is it an ancient Persian thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)
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And they've been murdering innocent people ever since.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM
Look like the Klingon sisters Lursa & B'Etor of the House of Duras.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)
The best thing you can say about Tujunga is that at least it's not Pacoima.
__________________
That's very true! Or parts of North Hollywood and Van Nuys, where my husband grew up......
Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (f1Wg/)
Is it an ancient Persian thing?
yes, The Immortals.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (IJL3x)
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I think it’s misdirection. Just my opinion, but I think they hit military targets tonight and harder than ever before. Not just command and control, but all military installations with the goal of reducing the IRGC and the Basij to blown up buildings and body parts.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (YdKYA)
It was a pleasant surprise. I have dental insurance and it covers all but a few hundred bucks. That’s a blessing. I have one more after this one. My dentist is an oral surgeon who has done maybe thousands of them.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TLp3A)
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And the IRGC a Giant Goat?
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (TbhYO)
Is it an ancient Persian thing?
yes, The Immortals.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (1wjle)
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Never read the comic. Never liked the movie.
But the memory was back there somewhere...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (mdSmG)
Is it an ancient Persian thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)
Scissor me, Xerxes!
Posted by: MS. Garrison at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (TbWk/)
Arnold left him there to be diddled.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM
Thanks for the correction.
It'd be tough to be cute and funny after that...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (Sco7b)
Funny, I remember all sorts of bloody minded threats from Canadians during the Tariff kerfluffe about cutting off power to Red States in Winter.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (pDt9x)
Asculum Picenum. Pompey Strabo the Butcher.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)
Is it an ancient Persian thing?
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I know it was their special unit in one of the Civilizations.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (F24MQ)
Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?
Is it an ancient Persian thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)
The Immortals were an elite military unit of the Achaemenid Empire, consisting of 10,000 heavy infantry who served as both the emperor's personal guard and a key part of the standing army. Their name comes from the practice of immediately replacing any member who was killed or incapacitated, maintaining their number and giving the impression of being invincible.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
It'd be tough to be cute and funny after that...
It's a scathing indictment of our Legal System that that guy was able to go on to run one of the largest Radio Stations in the Mid-West.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (u73oe)
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Yeah, I think it's a feint for Trump to come out and just blatantly say "bridges and power plants" and "destroy a civilization."
He's a lot of things but he's NOT a guy that telegraphs his next punch like that. Not ever.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (xQK3
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I think people confuse Druze with Kurds.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (vSvIl)
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I didn't want to bring in the real, hard histories, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)
You can't trust them... Simple as that... And will Israel agree to a "peace" proposal from Iran ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (XuXeR)
That's great! I think you like to help people and are a smart guy. That was one of my favorite jobs.: Tutoring people at the writing and math lab at the college where my mother was a professor. And that's happily where I met Mr. Fen who was a tutor as well
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (OYsYV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (F24MQ)
I'd also like to know something about this girl's social media accounts. How many followers did she have, and who were they? Did she post in Persian or English? I can't see Iranian refugee types loving her. But would they know who she is? Did she have 10s or 100s of thousands of like-minded America haters? Maybe her followers should be looked at, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (f1Wg/)
Tousi is a poor knock off of Smoke and Scan.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (F24MQ)
Does he have a dog in the background running on a treadmill, that he periodically screams at while broadcasting??
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (mdSmG)
Depends on the Kurdish population you are talking about, I believe.
The ones in Northern Iran are not the ones in Northern Iraq. If I haven't mixed up my Kurds.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (pDt9x)
Asculum Picenum. Pompey Strabo the Butcher.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)
"Squinty" just blockaded that town until everyone was pretty much dead.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (IJL3x)
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Which begs the question, what do the Israelis have up their sleeve while Trump is "opening up the Strait of Hormuz?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (RIvkX)
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Funny, she doesn’t look Druish!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM
In my case, it was because the water was *cold*!
Posted by: George Constanza at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (5rh/l)
Can't see Israel allowing that though
Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (OUE/9)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO
Islamic life is most precious.
There's a Neil Diamond tribute playing at a fancy theater soon. It's been advertised. I say the song "America" gets quietly removed before the show ends....
I'd bet real AMERICAN money on it.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
You didn't give me the proper attribution. Plagiarist!
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (TbWk/)
Can't see Israel allowing that though
Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (OUE/9)
Me either... It's just gonna prolong the inevitable
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (TLp3A)
I think you are whey off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM
Big brown ones are the best.
Posted by: Primus at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (pDt9x)
I think it’s misdirection. Just my opinion, but I think they hit military targets tonight and harder than ever before. Not just command and control, but all military installations with the goal of reducing the IRGC and the Basij to blown up buildings and body parts.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Yup. This.
Pound them!
Then drop pork rinds on the rubble.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (9QN+C)
with Henry Cavil? Not a gem. Dumb stuff and crap CGI from one side of the screen to another.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)
Varnishing? Is that code? Like shaking hands with Rosie Palm and her five sisters? Or 'wrestling my wookie'?
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (El6/E)
Was thinking about watching... Will do
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Oldcat
The only successful plastic surgery in history was Marilyn Monroe's nose bob.
Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (aZm/F)
What of the gays of Hormuz? Think of the oppression they face daily!
Posted by: You cis-het patriarchal homophobes! at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (aZm/F)
with Henry Cavil? Not a gem. Dumb stuff and crap CGI from one side of the screen to another.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)
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Okay...it's not great cinema.
It's style over substance.
But it looks real good the whole way through and has some real fun moments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (mdSmG)
it's lame. Watch the original Clash of the Titans instead.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM
June, I think the boy might be getting a little too much attention.
Posted by: Ward Cleaver at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (aZm/F)
What of the gays of Hormuz? Think of the oppression they face daily!
Posted by: You cis-het patriarchal homophobes! at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (TbWk/)
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lol The one time I could have used autocorrect.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (aZm/F)
298 Gee it would be a shame for the Israelis to be excluded from a peace deal. A darn shame.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (RIvkX)
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Israel controls the world and will not allow anything to happen that it does not want.
Duh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (mdSmG)
Probably the best in human history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (0sNs1)
it's lame. Watch the original Clash of the Titans instead.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (1wjle)
Peak Harryhausen. And some pretty nice T&A.
Posted by: Old ways are best ways at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (TbWk/)
She got a nose job
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (El6/E)
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I was gonna sock the John Candy character, but I couldn’t remember his name.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (RIvkX)
From what I read they've been "missing" from these negotiations... By choice is my guess...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (IJL3x)
Got it. It's great fun. Especially the animation
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (u73oe)
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Barf.
He's a mog.
Half man, half dog. He's his own best friend.
It's short for Barfolemew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (zdLoL)
Or it did, a month ago.
I didn't watch them. Meant to but didn't get around to it.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (u73oe)
Barf!
Posted by: Ward Cleaver at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (eOFY+)
Barf.
He's a mog.
Half man, half dog. He's his own best friend.
It's short for Barfolemew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (mdSmG)
Gimme paw! ARROOROOROO!!!
Posted by: Lone Star at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM
The national animal of Canada!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Lone Star at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (TbWk/)
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Robin Hood Men in Tights > Spaceballs
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
This is how gays think what makes a woman attractive, a masculine face with too much makeup. That's the drag queen look. Since gays run the fashion world, this is also the height of fashion. Plastic surgeons and makeup artists follow this fashion.
It would be nice if hetero males ran the fashion world, but I think that ship has sailed decades ago.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
i was trying to think of it too. All I could think of was "mog" which TJM says was his race not his name.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (XuXeR)
Rope-a-dope sort of worked for Ali, letting the other guy wear himself out.
Paid for it with the brain damage.
I wonder how many bombs we will have left when this is over.
Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:18 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (1wjle)
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I am deep in the lore of Spaceballs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:18 PM (mdSmG)
Yeah. Helen made it to Troy...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:18 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:19 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:18 PM (pDt9x)
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It's fine. It's pretty funny.
But Mel Brooks didn't understand Star Wars, like at all, so it's really just a space opera comedy.
It's not like Star Wars is complicated. It's basic hero journey stuff in space, but Brooks never touches on it.
I guess that's the line between parody and satire.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:19 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:19 PM (XuXeR)
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Not enough to deal with me roundeye!!!!
Posted by: Xinnie the Poo at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:18 PM
Well, like my 'brother', I am fully functional, and I have been to interstellar space.
Posted by: Lore at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (0sNs1)
Gavin Newsom Directs $19 Million in California Taxpayer Money to Madison Avenue to Improve California's Reputation -- Just as Gavin Newsom Is Running for President and Personally Needs California's Image to be Remade
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 05:21 PM (Riz8t)
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Not enough to deal with me roundeye!!!!
Posted by: Xinnie the Poo at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (anL5R)
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Xi has been...unkind to his military leadership since the failures of Chinese tech in live combat exercises in Venezuela and Iran.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:21 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 05:22 PM (oqH4h)
I do feel for innocent babies and children. I hope the good people who want the evil barbarians are safely out of range of what may be coming.
We don't know squat. Remember that. Mossad and others know what is going on and, I hope, have helped get good people hidden, given food and water, etc. I will pray to God about this, as I have read many have secretly converted.
I am not Cruella. Ok, sometimes I am, but not about babies or children.
Barbarian terrorists, you betcha. Turn to mist and leave none behind to grow evil.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 05:24 PM (WONhk)
I have no idea if that's possible with Iran, but we can't know because they haven't tried.
I think they believe (with good reason) that the regime only needs to hold out for a few weeks to break the weak-to-nonexistent will of the American people, and then Trump will cut a deal to end this, so nobody wants to climb out on any limb. As such, they will squander their best opportunity to take back their country.
If they don't want it, then fine. That's on them. We've crippled Iran, it will take years for them to approach anything like status quo ante, build back a nuclear program, wage war in the Middle East, and so on. We can always come back and repeat this as needed.
I hope this is the last prompt they get. Do it or don't, people. But the fence-sitting is NOT helping your cause.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:25 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 05:26 PM (wBaIH)
High Anxiety should be in there around the Producers, but everything else like Life Stinks goes after Men in Tights
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:30 PM (El6/E)
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Yes, and there's another group too, the Yazidis .
There's a lot of mixed messages.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:31 PM (F24MQ)
But I think that comes from those that thought the war was a huge mistake, and that Iran is another Iraq.
A different opinion is that "boots on the ground" are not so essential to win the war, because today we have so much more tech, and can in real time observe their movements and bomb them hours or maybe minutes later. We also have perhaps 70% of the population on "our side".
And if we are really cratering their deep tunnels and caves, and bombing them when they try to repair, perhaps we don't need boots on the ground. It would be nice to kill the IRGC that are still murdering the 70% resistance. Not sure of the best way to accomplish that. Maybe their non IRGC army would be less murderous. Seems we are only killing the IRGC higher ups, not the "other army".
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 05:37 PM (vbXSk)
Counterpoint: Romania
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Isn't the ultimate counterpoint Iran itself, 1979? The Shah had SAVAK and endless money, and he was brought down by mobs of... rock-throwers?
I barely know anything about it except names and dates, so I'm up for an adjustment of facts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 05:37 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 05:51 PM (4NO2D)
send them to the judge's house
Posted by: DanMan at April 07, 2026 06:08 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 05:26 PM (wBaIH)
My late sister's sister in law and my nieces are all very pretty ladies.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)
Chinese Spy Humper and Treasonous Russia Hoaxer Eric Swalwell Accused of Sexual Harassment and Misusing Funds
Wow, a Democrat who uses his office to enrich himself and predate* upon underlings.
I shan't believe it. I simply shannot. But believe all women amitire MD Kittle at The Federalist:The office of Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., offers internships "for college students to gain valuable work experience ... [and] absorb the many functions of a Congressional office." If the growing harassment allegations against the leftist lawmaker and leading Democrat candidate for California governor are true, Congress may want to put the kibosh on Swalwell's tutelage program for young women. It seems the accomplice media has been too busy falling all over themselves in their absurd attempt to make Swalwell a martyr of President Donald Trump's "weaponization of law enforcement" to pay much attention to the women coming forward accusing the swamp rat of inappropriate sexual conduct. Swalwell's flacks are furiously trying to explain away why the smarmy Democrat's campaign spent north of $300,000 on "private attorneys who specialize in white-collar criminal defense and employment law." They told KCRA 3 in Sacramento the payments were for legal guidance to fend off Trump's "retaliatory investigations" into Swalwell that have "put his family and staff at risk." After all, If you can't trust a morally corrupt congressman who fervently peddled the Russia collusion hoax, who can you trust? 'Pattern of Manipulation and Abuse of Power' Cheyenne Hunt, a Democrat who in 2024 ran unsuccessfully for California's 45th Congressional District seat, posted on her social media sites that she has been "working with a number of women who are in the process of coming forward and sharing their stories of sexual harassment and even alleged abuse at the hands of Eric Swalwell." Hunt, who serves as executive director of the liberal organization Gen-Z for Change, claims a "major news outlet" is preparing to publish a story on the allegations. "So let me be as clear and transparent about that as I safely can be," she said in a video posted to her Facebook page. "I am personally working with a group of women who want to come forward and share their stories. I am also aware of a much larger group that is also in this process that I am not personally working with." Hunt says the group has pro bono legal representation to protect the victims' "legal and physical safety" as they share their experiences about Swalwell, adding that a number of women have come forward since a previous post last month. In that post she accused Swalwell of having a "predatory history toward women."Meanwhile, Trump appears to have made a major mistake in California. He endorsed Republican Steve Hilton for governor. The problem is that this is a jungle primary and there was no need to endorse either Republican yet -- both can win the jungle primary and then face each other mano a mano -- no Democrat candidate! -- in the general. But this means it's likely that Hilton will cannibalize a big chunk of his Republican rival's support, and easily win the jungle primary -- along with a Democrat, who will then go on to easily beat him. This is Mark Halperin's analysis but I don't see any fault with it. The only way a Republican can win in California -- unless Californians are finally so sick of Democrats they'll go against 50 years of voting history for a change -- is to run against another Republican. This increases the odds that Hilton will lose the governor's race.
2018. Eric Swalwell says that if Brett Kavanaugh is innocent of sexual assault, he should bring into his hearing all the people who have accused him so they can speak freely.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 6, 2026
Swalwell also said that multiple accusers means Kavanaugh is most likely guilty.
Hey Swalwell, are you… pic.twitter.com/909Lwo9Vts
The Chinese sent Fang Fang to honeypot VDH, too. But he said it was an obvious honeytrap and told her to try her luck with someone with less control over his bowels. Cruel.
VDH: Eric Swalwell wasn’t the only one Fang Fang approached in CA — he was just the one stupid enough to fall into the trap.
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 1, 2026
"I wrote some critical things of China, and Fang Fang came to see me."
“The way she changed accents and how she was dressed, you would have to be a… pic.twitter.com/DPtVFJdpym
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: UA113 at April 07, 2026 03:26 PM (cz34i)
I'm sure all of this is an open secret.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (FW5m7)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (NFX2v)
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Eh.
I don't think endorsements, especially late endorsements, matter that much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (CWTWj)
So he had to be taken out.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (IifOV)
But now I gotta say..."Happened to my buddy Eric"
Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (NpAcC)
So he had to be taken out.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (N1DT3)
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Apparently, he's saying he won't drop out.
I find it hard to believe that the field is so split that two guys, no matter which party they belong to, could walk away with the top spots with only between 12-15%.
I have no idea how this is going to play out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Willie The Pimp at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (33LJY)
But that will never happen - even if two Republicans win the jungle primary, a judge will find a justification for also putting a Democrat on the ballot for the general election.
It's California.
That would be complicated and embarrassing, however, so they are going after Swalwell simply to knock him out of the race, thus ensuring that a Democrat will finish in the top two.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:30 PM (IifOV)
She's a farking mess as well and apparently has her own issues with how she treats people.
This is obviously something from Porter's or Steyer's campaigns and not a top down exercise to just clear the deck of the guy who's running most consistently at #1 in the crowded Democrat field.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (z7rHe)
>Cruel.
Classic.
Callbacks are the Mortar of the Blogging Industry.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:30 PM (IifOV)
Might be a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (8avO+)
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Has abuse become the new word for "rape"? It seems so.
But why don't the Dems argue the ones telling these stories "aren't really women"?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (CWTWj)
It's California.
That would be complicated and embarrassing, however, so they are going after Swalwell simply to knock him out of the race, thus ensuring that a Democrat will finish in the top two.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (n1OCj)
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This is my new favorite possibility and I want it to happen.
"No, the people are being denied their just choice by the proper application of the jungle primary system. So, we are undoing the jungle primary system for this one election and this one election only so that it's R v D. In fact...we'll just make it D v D."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell, the ladies' choice at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (gKWVE)
Swallwell's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Which makes him a perfect Democrat candidate -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (SRRAx)
the smarmy Democrat's campaign spent north of $300,000 on "private attorneys who specialize in white-collar criminal defense and employment law."
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Is that all? I should think that would be the retainer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (GDFK9)
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (LVvlK)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (z7rHe)
His poetry is awful.
Posted by: Paul Nancy Millstone Jennings at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (AlhUl)
Karma's a bitch.
Posted by: redridinghood
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No, Katie's a bitch.
I'm sure she's the one who's behind this.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (AlhUl)
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Only if it's Batman themed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:35 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (F24MQ)
Katie Porter?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 03:35 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (AlhUl)
Welp, there goes my lunch....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (h93kG)
You really need to put down the Cheetos and leave mom’s basement every now and again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (+baEI)
Don't misunderstand, I'm pretty sure he's going to be found guilty, it's just so hypocritical.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (eOFY+)
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Can Gloria Allred even get around without a walker?
Fun fact: Lisa Allred was a high school classmate of my sister's. And she was a piece of work even back then.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (GDFK9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (Fbc0I)
Are we though? I don't trust the "voting" here at all. Anyway for most of us it's not if but when we are moving. Gotta get those kids graduated and set for their future before we make our escape.
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 03:37 PM (q177U)
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This checks out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:37 PM (RIvkX)
Are we though? I don't trust the "voting" here at all. Anyway for most of us it's not if but when we are moving. Gotta get those kids graduated and set for their future before we make our escape.
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 03:37 PM (q177U)
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Just do the legal thing and pay homeless people $5 to sign off on ballots by the barrel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (mdSmG)
I'm not saying the little shit didn't do what he's accused of. I'm saying it's awfully convenient for all these women to just so coincidentally come forward all at the same time. This is clearly a concerted effort to shiv this obnoxious cocksucker in the back.
So ... who's behind it?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)
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Frau Gruppenfuhrer Katie Porker
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (RIvkX)
So accurate lol.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)
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Richard Grenell disagrees.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (F24MQ)
I'll bet somewhere in the job offering is "No computer or writing skills needed and minimal GPA or experience. Boobs and injected butt cheeks optional."
Ew.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
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Fartswell is blaming Porter's campaign.
I assume it could be Steyer's as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (mdSmG)
They can over ride any veto, push any initiatives and keep selling the state to the Teachers Union, the SEIU and the Trial Lawyers, just as they have for years.
The last GOP Governor, Arnold, tried putting 5 reform initiatives on the ballot to "blow up the boxes".
The unions funded huge ad campaigns and all 5 went down to defeat. His popularity rating went from mid-60's to mid-30's.
At which point he hired Grey Davis's old Chief of Staff to be his CoS and his whole agenda changed.
California is a lost cause, sadly.
Newsom just tossed more dirt into the grave.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 07, 2026 03:39 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:30 PM (IifOV)
Heh. The lights will go out on their own, when they have shut down the last power plant, and the checks for imported power start bouncing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 03:39 PM (utfVc)
Maybe somebody has already mentioned this, but a tanker exploded under the Bridge of the Americas, which spans the Pacific side of the Panama Canal. Could've collapsed the bridge into the Canal and blocked it, but fortunately they got the fire put out before that happened.
Imagine if the Panama Canal and the Strait of Hormuz were blocked at the same time.
Not a pleasant scenario to contemplate.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)
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Some posters on here get irrationally upset about his shtick of getting a FIRST in a lot of threads rather than just scrolling by words in a gray box.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:39 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (XuXeR)
So accurate lol.
Posted by: ballisti
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Yes. And before we finished college she committed suicide.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (F24MQ)
That includes a dollah tip.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (UjdFS)
You really need to put down the Cheetos and leave mom’s basement every now and again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (+baEI)
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I did! I left the basement and cheetos (crunchy cheetos for the win) and ... dove into hell, battled demons, kicked them in the dick, and returned with a first. Busy afternoon.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
The first, I believe, was from South America; lovely girl, swept out of the picture very quickly between "the borders are secure" formerly alleged by the Democrats and the Fang-Fang story. A green card could have been the issue. (Lots of pols cover for their families, in particular.)
A model Democrat, he is.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (CWTWj)
Besides, the interns were warned ahead of time.
"The office of Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., offers internships "for college students to gain valuable work experience ... [and] absorb the many functions of a Congressional office."
"absorb the many functions" is obviously code.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (mdSmG)
Are we though? I don't trust the "voting" here at all. Anyway for most of us it's not if but when we are moving. Gotta get those kids graduated and set for their future before we make our escape.
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 03:37 PM (q177U)
A while back the GOPe in the state made a deal to make all the seats 'safe' which meant they could never flip any districts and their fate was sealed. Ironically, the new redistricting if the Dems do it might allow some seat flipping if they screw it up.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+)
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... and Steal the "Election," but mostly Steal the "Election."
/If "media sources" (like Pew) are saying that there are 3 million illegal aliens in California, you can bet that there are at least 6 million.
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (h93kG)
Of course, if it succeeds, and they sneak a Dem in to the final, all of these accusations will suddenly disappear.
Anyway, keep bombing Iran.
And if they don't surrender, bomb California.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:39 PM (oqH4h)
They're just jealous of his rugged good looks, whip-smart comments, and general all-around awesomeness!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade's Fan Club (totally not CCP bots) at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade's Fan Club (totally not CCP bots) at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (eOFY+)
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Yeah, whig is pretty awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (9CBNQ)
Posted by: Accomack at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (yIkLX)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
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Fartswell is blaming Porter's campaign.
I assume it could be Steyer's as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (mdSmG)
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Both?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
Maybe somebody has already mentioned this, but a tanker exploded under the Bridge of the Americas, which spans the Pacific side of the Panama Canal. Could've collapsed the bridge into the Canal and blocked it, but fortunately they got the fire put out before that happened.
Imagine if the Panama Canal and the Strait of Hormuz were blocked at the same time.
Not a pleasant scenario to contemplate.
Posted by: Bulg
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Trump moves Greenland down a slot on his 'next' list.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (F24MQ)
I don't know what Steyer is doing in the race. Where's his path to victory? Swalwell's voters aren't moving over there.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (gKWVE)
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Jerry Nadler?
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (h93kG)
Posted by: Indiana Lurker at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (3ZVqj)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (77rzZ)
I don't know what Steyer is doing in the race. Where's his path to victory? Swalwell's voters aren't moving over there.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (gKWVE)
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Steyer has lead more polls than Porter in this race, it seems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (mdSmG)
You been here foah dollah, you go now.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (Kt19C)
A while back the GOPe in the state made a deal to make all the seats 'safe' which meant they could never flip any districts and their fate was sealed. Ironically, the new redistricting if the Dems do it might allow some seat flipping if they screw it up.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+)
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Hey at least the cucks made sure their cuck chair is really comfy for those long hours of watching their wife get split like cord wood!
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (oqH4h)
CVS Pharmacy: Hi ***** - Hepatitis B can lead to serious liver issues. Help protect yourself by scheduling a vaccine today
Mind you, Rebecca has Down syndrome and is NEVER going to be in a situation where there is even the slightest possibility that she would get infected with Hep B
I also noticed that Eli Lilly had to cancel their trial of a new COVID vaccine due to lack of interest.
Go figure.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)
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Scott Brown was only 16 years ago. A Republican can definitely win in Massachusetts still.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (AlhUl)
Katie Porter reminds me of a slightly younger Mama Fratelli from the Goonies. Seems to have the same personality as well.
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (gKWVE)
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Tom Steyer is one of the billionaires Bernie warns us about.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (gKWVE)
They knew we were Democrats when they signed up! Of COURSE they were going to be expected to 'absorb functions'.
Posted by: Eric Shartswell at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (SH8lz)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (9CBNQ)
White skirt chasing traitors are about 20th on the ladder of victimhood priority list the Dems use.
Don't know enough about the other candidates to see who this will favor.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (SRRAx)
Dangit. I signed up four times!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (fmbc9)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (fZfjO)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (gKWVE)
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Tom Steyer is one of the billionaires Bernie warns us about.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)
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He just keeps trying to buy elections like some kind of oligarch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (Fbc0I)
That is racist and you know it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 03:47 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (RHGPo)
That's a lie. Find the total staff and subtract the janitors and that's the real number.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (8avO+)
Callbacks are the Mortar of the Blogging Industry.
Posted by: garrett
Too much Smart Military Blogging going on here. I first read this as the splodey kind of mortar, not the bricklayer kind of mortar. That didn't make much sense.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (u7xpq)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.
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It's a matter of trust; they blew it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)
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Scott Brown was only 16 years ago. A Republican can definitely win in Massachusetts still.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (mdSmG)
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Pataki was governor of NY only 20 years ago. A Republican can win anywhere, IMO. It won't be easy, and it would take a lot of things to fall into place, but it's possible. The biggest reason the GOP very rarely wins blue states is that the state GOP is a gaggle of simping pimping dipshits. The governorships of NY and NJ could be in GOP hands right now.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
So would your D and D character name be 'Demon d*ck Kicker' or just 'D*ck Kicker' for short?
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (7gpcF)
... well, it seems that California has an open primary that takes the top two vote earners and pits them against each other in the General Election in November. As of this moment, the top two in the polls are both Republicans. The Democrats need to get some of the 12 (I believe) Democrats going into the primary. Swallwell appears to be the first culling of the herd.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (GDFK9)
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT
and from aoc:
This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The Presidents mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.
To every individual in the President's chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (CWTWj)
But of course: Democrat-Communists can break any & all with impunity, especially in Blue Shitholes with Soros DAs.
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (h93kG)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)
It's California.
That would be complicated and embarrassing, however, so they are going after Swalwell simply to knock him out of the race, thus ensuring that a Democrat will finish in the top two.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (n1OCj)
Two Republicans were never going to make it to general, it's just wishcasting based on an early poll in a crowded primary before people have had a chance to coalesce around the frontrunners.
Your scenario would never happen as well. Dems wouldn't care about a single term GOP gov, they have a supermajority in the legislature that can override a veto anyway. Jungle primaries have been a massive benefit to Dems because they don't have to flood money into general elections in their many coastal strongholds and can instead route tens of millions into the campaigns for contested seats.
Posted by: Sjg at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (aqZN1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)
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The only Democrat who could be of any note as the governor of California is one who would veto a bunch of shit from the legislature.
Otherwise, they're powerless and just exist as rubberstamps for the legislature and use the office to audition for higher office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (RIvkX)
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Let's you and me and the president of your local go out behind the barn and have a chat.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:51 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 03:51 PM (CWTWj)
Total. Fail.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (RIvkX)
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"No...don't make fun of Democrats."
-at his victory party
And it was all downhill from there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:51 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 03:52 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (n5tGW)
Slander. They count them over and over for a month or three after the election to steal any they can.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:52 PM (8avO+)
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In the same sense that Amanda Achen showing up at my door naked with two cans of Cool Whip is possible, maybe.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 03:52 PM (u7xpq)
In any case, AI will be modeling the vote in the near future, and you won't have to worry about it.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (DgMqy)
>>Otherwise, they're powerless and just exist as rubberstamps for the legislature and use the office to audition for higher office.
True, I'm speaking in terms of repulsiveness, Newsome and Porter crest the outer limits of repulsiveness, while SwallowsWell is similarly repulsive, I find him to be a smidgeon less repulsive than them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)
The first two use-in-a-sentence quotes at Merriam-Webster were leftist propaganda. Yikes.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Spy Who Rubbed Me at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (yfXhS)
In any case, AI will be modeling the vote in the near future, and you won't have to worry about it.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (DgMqy)
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Maine's supreme court killed the effort to bring ranked choice voting to general elections in the state.
A small glimmer of hope in the fight against stupid, unconstitutional, obviously fraudulent election structures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
So would your D and D character name be 'Demon d*ck Kicker' or just 'D*ck Kicker' for short?
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (7gpcF)
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Demon Dick Kicker, of course! My D&D character (one of them anyway) was actually named "Elric."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:51 PM (mdSmG)
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Good summary. He held off briefly on Motor Voter, the issue that got him elected, before caving.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (RIvkX)
F*ck that guy in the ass with a barbed mace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (u7xpq)
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At least when she was in the Califzuela state legislature a couple decades ago, she didn't propose a bill that would lower the voting age to 14 (The Democrat-Voting Anchor-Baby-Parasites FTW Act?).
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (h93kG)
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Signed off on the election laws that ensured Democrat hegemony. Because he wanted to stick it to conservatives. Back when "conservative" meant W and Mitt.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (u7xpq)
"No, the people are being denied their just choice by the proper application of the jungle primary system. So, we are undoing the jungle primary system for this one election and this one election only so that it's R v D. In fact...we'll just make it D v D."
One of the ongoing issues in blue states is the complete corruption of the judiciary.
Having ruled in 2022 that capital gains aren't income, to get around Washington's constitutional prohibition on an income tax, the Washington state supreme court is about to rule that income isn't income, so Washington can implement the so-called "Millionaires" income tax.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)
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I think I'd rather have Porter.
Maximum repulsiveness to be chief representative for the state.
It's apropos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 03:55 PM (Av6i5)
"The goddamned McCumber vote"?
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 03:55 PM (XuXeR)
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT
and from aoc:
This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The Presidents mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.
More of this!
Posted by: 6000-Year-Old Death Cult at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (SH8lz)
So ... who's behind it?
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Another reason I say Porter is that she was mad about being done dirty in the US Senate race (the one in which Schiff prevailed). Her theory was that Schiff deliberately ran a loud campaign against Steve Garvey in order to elevate Garvey in the jungle primary to the #2 spot, which knocked Porter off the final ballot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (xIkSP)
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 03:55 PM (Av6i5)
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Academically, a R v R governor's race could end up affecting down ballot races at enough of a level to break that supermajority.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (gQ15S)
Jeepers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (xIkSP)
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Since Elric is obviously a chick trying really hard to pass as a dude, does this count as a cat fight?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (n1OCj)
Good, drive out the businesses faster.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (cS1cw)
Disagree. When you have complete political control in a state, why give up a scintilla of power under any circumstances?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Lawmakers call for use of 25th amendment after president brazenly threatens to commit war crimes in Iran
April 7, 2026
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Sickeningly evil. Donald Trump must be impeached.
When will it be enough for my Republican colleagues to grow spines and remove him from office?
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Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (NFX2v)
Burn flags. Done.
Effigies. Boring.
Paid protests. Again?
Name-calling. Really?
Race hoaxes. There are cameras everywhere.
They've caused people to tune out. CNN and MS Now reach a combined 2.2 million. Nightly News at 6:30, about 21 million. NYT - 21 million digital worldwide.
One big echo chamber reaching the pundits, the shut-ins and the insane.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: The Spy Who Rubbed Me
>Only if you get a complimentary sweet & sour egg roll.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (cWLG3)
Disagree. When you have complete political control in a state, why give up a scintilla of power under any circumstances?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (n1OCj)
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The business of the legislature will become personally destroying the Republican governor.
They'll pass less harmful legislation overall, so it's on balance a win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (u7xpq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (n7rxJ)
Holy crap, I actually agree with the potato dropper on something.
Schiff is the most evil sociopath in American politics today. Absolutely he would do this.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (mdSmG)
most down ballot races aren't as charged politically so the jungle will usually have 2 dems.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (8avO+)
True, I'm speaking in terms of repulsiveness, Newsome and Porter crest the outer limits of repulsiveness, while SwallowsWell is similarly repulsive, I find him to be a smidgeon less repulsive than them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)
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I think I'd rather have Porter.
Maximum repulsiveness to be chief representative for the state.
It's apropos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Think future. Which of the crop will likely be most successful in using Cali governorship to run for President? That's the one who should be nipped in the bud.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (xHYkz)
Maybe somebody has already mentioned this, but a tanker exploded under the Bridge of the Americas, which spans the Pacific side of the Panama Canal. Could've collapsed the bridge into the Canal and blocked it, but fortunately they got the fire put out before that happened.
Imagine if the Panama Canal and the Strait of Hormuz were blocked at the same time.
Not a pleasant scenario to contemplate.
Posted by: Bulg
I would not be surprised if it's China. They don't get anything from us and we cut off their Venezuela source, AND took the Panama Canal back from them.
Iran still most likely, but can't rule out the commies.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:51 PM (mdSmG)
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Good summary. He held off briefly on Motor Voter, the issue that got him elected, before caving.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (RIvkX)
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Are we sure the maid he impregnated and fathered a son with wasn't a Chinese Honeypot posing as an Hispanic (or working for The Cartels)?
/I mean, they both seem to have been running the state for awhile now ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (h93kG)
That's weird.
Last one was October of last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (mdSmG)
One big echo chamber reaching the pundits, the shut-ins and the insane.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)
how many of those are airports/bar televisions?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)
Disagree. When you have complete political control in a state, why give up a scintilla of power under any circumstances?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (n1OCj)
Again you're vastly underestimating how beneficial the jungle primary system is to them. They would not dismantle it over a single term governor that would be stymied from accomplishing anything and would be unable to hinder their agenda anyway.
Posted by: Sjg at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (aqZN1)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)
I'm a three-fer!
Posted by: Aaron Rupar at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.
Posted by: Erik Swalwell lord Cunningham at April 07, 2026 04:01 PM (gKWVE)
IF anyone is interested, the First Lady is doing her Pampered Chef thing again.
Email is in nick, for a limited time.
Reach out and I'll send you the link.
Thanks!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
I can't wait for Mrs. Dr Amy, UrDr. to lock us down and mandate masks as soon as the media calls the election for her.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (n7rxJ)
I think even the Dems will spike a CA Dem candidate. It used to happen for GOP CA candidates when they were just mildly liberal in the 90s.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)
Jeepers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (xIkSP)
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Since Elric is obviously a chick trying really hard to pass as a dude, does this count as a cat fight?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (mdSmG)
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Blade is NON-BINARY, hater!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (z7rHe)
F*ck that guy in the ass with a barbed mace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......
He's the poor man's Newsom.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)
Are we sure the maid he impregnated and fathered a son with wasn't a Chinese Honeypot posing as an Hispanic (or working for The Cartels)?
/I mean, they both seem to have been running the state for awhile now ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (h93kG)
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What if... the Mexican maid the Governator impregnated was actually a Chinese honeypot? 🤯
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (cWLG3)
I can write that off as a mistake. I can’t ignore that AIPAC Eric has an AI startup that he’s been pitching to other members of Congress while running to govern Silicon Valley. Only one candidate isn’t compromised by corporations and can tackle big tech and billionaires: Porter.
So, Swalwell was at the Bruce Springsteen show in Portland last night with a 20-ish year old woman. I assumed she was his daughter until I looked at a photo of his family today.
Sometimes everyone comes at you because you're the 'leader'. Other times, it's just because everyone hates you. I guess time will tell which one this is.
God please not swalwell for Governor. Being hated by everyone probably just means you suck, not that you are a good candidate. The idea that being hated means you are moderate and therefore good is so stupid.
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@JonLemire
President Donald Trump is threatening that a “whole civilization will die tonight”
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (NFX2v)
Yes. The civilization of IRGC. And GFY, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)
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"Blade is God!"
-James Talarico
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:03 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)
How about fuck off and eat a mouthful of hellfire?
You're not "negotiating" with Mudflap Obama anymore, you goat-fuckers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:03 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (JCZqz)
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Everyone loves Katie Porter, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:03 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)
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In 2000, CA was 50% White (non-Hispanic). By 2020 it was less than 35%. It's currently estimated to be around 30%. No GOP governor is going to win in CA.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (Fbc0I)
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I refer you to my previous comment regarding Amanda Achen and two cans of Redi-Whip.
There's a better chance of Trump letting Melania spend a weekend with Eric Swalwell than there is of Republicans growing balls.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (u7xpq)
Again, why is this coming out now?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (qWalT)
This bitch on MS Now looks very sad and has on a very concerned, pouty thing going on.
I have also seen some of them or their guests say the American people need to rise up to stop President Trump.
Good luck with that.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)
Again, why is this coming out now?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (qWalT)
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Because Democrats control the media and Democrats like Swalwell as an anti-Trump mouthpiece who could potentially appeal to men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (XuXeR)
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Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (n1OCj)
So Wash state wants to get rid of all of their millionaires?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (SRRAx)
Vote GOP.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (cS1cw)
Again, why is this coming out now?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (qWalT)
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See my comment (way) above: this is a coordinated effort to take him out
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (TLp3A)
No way.
Posted by: Heroq
.......
Fang Fand says they never has sex. She just held him while he talked and cried.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)
Xavier Becerra – Former HHS Secretary, former CA AG
Matt Mahan – Mayor of San Jose
Katie Porter – Former US Rep. Orange County
Tom Steyer – Billionaire Entrepreneur
Eric Fartman Swalowell
Tony Thurmond – State Superintendent of Public Instruction
Antonio Villaraigosa – Former Mayor LA, Former Assembly Speaker
Betty Yee – Former State Controller
Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (n1OCj)
So Wash state wants to get rid of all of their millionaires?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (SRRAx)
odds are the millionaires tax will get down to the middle class, since that is where the money is.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (8avO+)
'Til there are no rich no more...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (Dv3i1)
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Is his nickname "Beer Hall?" Because he'd get my vote if that was the case.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (GDFK9)
@0hour1
·
5h
The United States has blown up all the transport planes that regime members were going to use to escape.
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That would be...interesting...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (mdSmG)
So Wash state wants to get rid of all of their millionaires?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (SRRAx)
1. Get rid of millionaires.
2. ???????????????????????????
3. MASSIVE PROFITS!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (cWLG3)
Xavier Becerra – Former HHS Secretary, former CA AG
Matt Mahan – Mayor of San Jose
Katie Porter – Former US Rep. Orange County
Tom Steyer – Billionaire Entrepreneur
Eric Fartman Swalowell
Tony Thurmond – State Superintendent of Public Instruction
Antonio Villaraigosa – Former Mayor LA, Former Assembly Speaker
Betty Yee – Former State Controller
Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (oiNtH)
They all suck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
But Bush promised that Hispanics were natural conservative voter?!?
Posted by: Normie GOP Voter at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (cWLG3)
Imagine if the Panama Canal and the Strait of Hormuz were blocked at the same time.
Not a pleasant scenario to contemplate.
Posted by: Bulg
From the Panamanian report I saw, the problem was that someone had allowed a freaking petroleum TANK FARM to be sited under the bridge, and that is what caught fire.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (rbvCR)
SUFFAH Mullahs.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (cWLG3)
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CA is a machine politics state. You do not rise in machine politics by being good at politics. You rise by appealing to those in power.
That doesn't really attract...moral people. Or encourage morality.
Politics is generally an awful place, but the more machine a jurisdiction is, the more overt the incentives for bad behavior proliferate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (Ia/+0)
I get a kick out of Elric's shtick.
Posted by: Bulg
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Same here.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (VkY89)
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The Blade, he aims to please
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)
Acknowledged, but no one deserves it more than Swallwell does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (UA2di)
The Pakistani PM has asked President Trump to extend the deadline by 2 weeks because negotiations are going well!"
4 pm. - CNN
Peace in our time people. Peace in our time.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (Sco7b)
He should have said that.
Seriously. Decades ago when I was young. The USSR sent a trade delegation to Cincinnati in the 80's. Set up in the Union terminal. I was in sales so basically doing nothing. So i went. There was no one there except me and like half a dozen Russians. There was one lady, 30 ish. Not great looking but okay. Nice hooters. I walked around a bit and one of the old guys was talking to her in Russia and pointing towards me. She came over and started talking to me. How wonderful Russia was etc. Standing close to me. THe old guy comes up from behind her with like a giant old camera with like the accordion bellows looking extension and a separate handheld flash bulb. He tries to take my picture, as he was going to do it, I stepped back so she was blocking me. He wound up taking a picture of nothing. He got mad and started yelling at her. I left. I don't think it was a honey pot, but it was pretty obvious that the last thing in the world she wanted to do was to talk to me and her boss was making her. I should have stayed. It would have turned into a Woody Allen movie.
Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (iFTx/)
Rather than a coordinated effort, it's more likely he's just easy pickings. A bunch of Dems have clearly had a lot of dirt on him and now that he's running against them or others they favor they're finally releasing it.
Posted by: Sjg at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (aqZN1)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)
Acknowledged, but no one deserves it more than Swallwell does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (UA2di)
The real question is will the SoCal Dems be able to take control from the Pelosi NorCal Dems?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (cWLG3)
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CA is a machine politics state. You do not rise in machine politics by being good at politics. You rise by appealing to those in power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (mdSmG)
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And by knifing your competition in the back ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)
Tammany Hall agrees
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (XuXeR)
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See also the NYT suddenly reporting on the illegal fundraising of ActBlue.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:11 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (mdSmG)
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And by knifing your competition in the back ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)
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I suspect the most corrupt state is a state no one thinks of.
Like, Rhode Island (if it actually exists).
No one cares about the place. The politics of the state MUST be really boring. So, no one looks into it.
So, there's no sunlight to expose corruption, and it just festers for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:11 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:11 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (qWalT)
MeToo is a tool of political advantage?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 04:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (anL5R)
USSR used to do that all the time to get tech secrets or contacts.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (8avO+)
But coming out of Chicago, Barack Obama was as pure as the driven snow...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (vFG9F)
The United States has blown up all the transport planes that regime members were going to use to escape.
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It's a long walk to Tipperary...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (RIvkX)
CA is a machine politics state. You do not rise in machine politics by being good at politics. You rise by appealing to those in power.
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Hollywood works the same way. Talent doesn't matter. Handing out Jolly Ranchers and roophies at Brian Singer's pool parties gets you hired.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (u7xpq)
Posted by: CaliGirl
MeToo is a tool of political advantage?
Posted by: Kindltot
Nooooooo.....
Posted by: Christine Blasey-Ford at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (VHUov)
TUCKER CARLSON:
"If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT or resign."
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The only people who will listen to this and act on it are people who will undermine Trump.
So...do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (mdSmG)
Well, it was cheap land...
But if the canal was a target, that was a poor shot.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)
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Frau Gruppenfuhrer Katie Porker
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (RIvkX)
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There was an interesting post on my local Nextdoor (I'm in CA). Liberal lady asking about Porter. Lots of responses, mostly lib women. Most were aware of her bad temperament. Some didn't seem to care that much, comments about can't be worse then what's in the WH right now. Others really like Becerra. Surprisingly, a couple of them wished we had Reagan back as CA governor.
Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (kX27y)
That doesn't really attract...moral people. Or encourage morality.
Politics is generally an awful place, but the more machine a jurisdiction is, the more overt the incentives for bad behavior proliferate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (mdSmG)
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Califzuela politics has historically been dominated by a small number of interconnected political families, most notably the Browns, Newsoms, Pelosis, and Gettys -- a dynasty often referred to as "The Four Families"
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (TbhYO)
That’s when Democrats took over, and it was all downhill
Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (f4tQo)
Like, Rhode Island (if it actually exists).
No one cares about the place. The politics of the state MUST be really boring. So, no one looks into it.
So, there's no sunlight to expose corruption, and it just festers for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:11 PM (mdSmG)
Not enough to steal to get truly bad. There's a reason that the mass corruptions and large cities are tied together.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (cWLG3)
"Absorb the functions" of the Congressional office? Sounds like an ad for Epstein's Island.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 07, 2026 04:14 PM (HIRLq)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (vFG9F)
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Actually that would violate the Prime Directive, but we only ever gave that lip service anyway.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 07, 2026 04:14 PM (RIvkX)
Xavier Becerra – Former HHS Secretary, former CA AG
Matt Mahan – Mayor of San Jose
Katie Porter – Former US Rep. Orange County
Tom Steyer – Billionaire Entrepreneur
Eric Fartman Swalowell
Tony Thurmond – State Superintendent of Public Instruction
Antonio Villaraigosa – Former Mayor LA, Former Assembly Speaker
Betty Yee – Former State Controller
Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (oiNtH)
I keep seeing Tom Steyer ads, he's promising free lunches for every kid and I can only imagine what other free shit he's promising.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:14 PM (qWalT)
Posted by: cynical moron
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This is the worst Dear Penthouse Letter ever.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:14 PM (HXT0k)
Not enough to steal to get truly bad. There's a reason that the mass corruptions and large cities are tied together.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (8avO+)
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It would be on a per capita basis worst, not a raw dollars worst.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:14 PM (mdSmG)
Delaware is probably high on the list.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:15 PM (TLp3A)
But coming out of Chicago, Barack Obama was as pure as the driven snow...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (eOFY+)
He came out of the Universities. They are worse than any political machine around.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)
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Like his worthless son ??
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (GD0B3)
I see that line getting tossed around... like the free food in skrools ever stopped...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (GD0B3)
Well, it was cheap land...
But if the canal was a target, that was a poor shot.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)
The zone doesn't have a lot of room for anything.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (8avO+)
Califzuela politics has historically been dominated by a small number of interconnected political families, most notably the Browns, Newsoms, Pelosis, and Gettys -- a dynasty often referred to as "The Four Families"
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM
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And don't forget Colonel Sanders, with his wee beadie eyes!
Posted by: Charlie MacKenzie's Dad at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (iJfKG)
TUCKER CARLSON:
"If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT
Some chick on MS Now is calling for this too now.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (GD0B3)
He should have a good son, like Mark Levin. A son who could do wonderful things and make a nation proud. A son who knows the right politician to work for.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (XuXeR)
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The state of Huey Long?
Corrupt?
Surely you jest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (Ia/+0)
TUCKER CARLSON:
"If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT
Some chick on MS Now is calling for this too now.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)
Lots of active duty people engaged in bombing Iran have their eyes glued to MSNOW while prepping for missions.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)
that's why it's literally illegal to critize israel in america
there's absolutely no way that israel could know who i am, though, because i use a vpn
i smart
Posted by: The Obvious, Plain Truth at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (Qx+VI)
"The Taft coin scandal had a significant impact on former Ohio Governor Bob Taft’s legacy. The scandal involved the rare coin investments made by the Ohio Bureau of Workers’ Compensation, which ultimately led to allegations of corruption and ethical misconduct during Taft’s tenure as governor."
lol
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (DgMqy)
Look into Delaware. The money that flows through that backwards ass little State is incredible.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (DFdns)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (GD0B3)
TUCKER CARLSON:
"If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT
Some chick on MS Now is calling for this too now.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)
Lots of active duty people engaged in bombing Iran have their eyes glued to MSNOW while prepping for missions.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)
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Is it time for a Hollywood F.A.G. PSA to stop this war?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (cWLG3)
Everything else is just noise.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (SRRAx)
...except the war.
Interesting, no?
Posted by: The Obvious, Plain Truth at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (Qx+VI)
don't you dare call ace a neocon. Neocons have no honor, and only love the propaganda machine they serve. They only speak to gain power, and pretend it is patriotism.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (rbvCR)
Scott Brown was only 16 years ago. A Republican can definitely win in Massachusetts still.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (mdSmG)
I dunno. I sent his campaign $20 and within 24 hours my credit card got compromised, someone paid for about $200 in porn subscriptions with it. I knew it wasn't my doing because even back then I knew that you can get all the porn you want for free with a simple web search.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (u7xpq)
Yes, he and the entire family (of course) were back in Santa Ynez for Easter. At his friend's ranch where he's stayed before.
Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)
Code Pink!
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (u7xpq)
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Not even my state of mind, bruh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (mdSmG)
Look into Delaware. The money that flows through that backwards ass little State is incredible.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (TLp3A)
They screwed up bigtime by trying to trap Musk a while back with some sort of tax on CEOs or something. The cheap incorporation of companies there is a lot less alluring going forward.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (8avO+)
That is racist and you know it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:47 PM (RIvkX)
USC canceled its March 24 debate because none of the non-White candidates met the objective criteria they had set to qualify. Reality is unequitable, and Leftists are so hatefully bigoted that a debate with six White candidates seemed worse to them than none at all.
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0)
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Paid for...by all the people whose kids are gonna get "free" lunches!
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (qBdHI)
It would be completely against the laws of Nature and Man for it to be possible.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:21 PM (TLp3A)
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Paid for...by all the people whose kids are gonna get "free" lunches!
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (qBdHI)
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One of the top 100 reasons I'm glad I moved out of California.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:21 PM (cWLG3)
It would be completely against the laws of Nature and Man for it to be possible.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:21 PM (TLp3A)
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"If people would just..."
*smack!*
"In the history of the world, the people have never 'just'. Not once."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:21 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (rbvCR)
Neocons are also mostly Dems these days over the Ukraine wars.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:21 PM (8avO+)
Callbacks are the Mortar of the Blogging Industry.
Posted by: garrett
Too much Smart Military Blogging going on here. I first read this as the splodey kind of mortar, not the bricklayer kind of mortar. That didn't make much sense.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (VHUov)
Callouts are the Mortar Fire of the Blogging Industry.
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:22 PM (Sy6m/)
He appears to be pretty well funded. I think Trump has some knowledge of how things went down at that rally and figured he'd be no better than Newsome. Steve Hilton impresses me every time I hear him. Other than that self-congratulatory press conference, I've not heard Chad Bianco speak anywhere...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (nbLIj)
Democrat candidate for the GA State House Suzanna Karatassos says when Democrats take back control, anyone who voted for Trump will lose internet privileges for 4 years.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHY YOU BETTER NOT STAY HOME ON ELECTION DAY.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (ndZc7)
@JonLemire
President Donald Trump is threatening that a “whole civilization will die tonight”
Posted by: L - No nic
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Yeah, just like Star Wars. Really gonna happen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Actually, most of the operations are now on the other side... well away from the waterway.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (XuXeR)
I was just flipping around on TV and I noticed that:
There are a bunch of similar movies (and series) about hitmen who get Alzheimers'.
Is that a thing do we need a charity for forgetful hitmen now?
Do something different Hollywood!
Hitmen with IBS or Lactose Intolerance. Now there's drama...about too make a hit then Oh no!
Get on it, hollywood!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (mdSmG)
Chicago politics conducted a master class in this back when I was a kid.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (lmdht)
President Donald Trump is threatening that a “whole civilization will die tonight”
Posted by: L - No nic
The Moon Mission is a clever Ruse. Trump is going to end ALL of Earth's remaining Humanity tonight.
Those 'Astronauts' are going to be all that is left to Seed the planet after we are gone.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (cWLG3)
Leave the gun. Take the canolli...
Can't. It's not gluten free...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)
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Oh please, Don Lemon, tell us what to do. We're lost without you and that man/woman to guide us!
Love,
The Most Awesome Fighting Force in the History of the World.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (XuXeR)
Oh and Democrats are going to impeach him. Double lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: garrett
Yep. Remember, that's where a lot of US Corps are incorporated.
Don't tell me there's no graft in that.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)
I see that line getting tossed around... like the free food in skrools ever stopped...
Posted by: man
My kids went to school in SoCal and we were pressured every year to sign up for free school lunches which we never did as their father and I did very well and didn't need it. Are you sure? Are you suuuuure??? Yes dammit, we don't need it.
Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (oiNtH)
TUCKER CARLSON:
"If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT or resign."
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The only people who will listen to this and act on it are people who will undermine Trump.
So...do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Here's my big problem with such babble, dear: Where and for whom does son Buckley (NOT Buckley the also idiot brother) work?
Last I heard was still: Buckley Carlson (born c. 1997) is the son of conservative media personality Tucker Carlson and currently serves as the Deputy Press Secretary for Vice President JD Vance, a role he began in January 2025.
(Reportedly, stationed in the Eisenhower Building, D.C.)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (NFX2v)
Oh and Democrats are going to impeach him. Double lol.
Posted by: Vengeance
MGT reared her irrelevant head and said that if Trump does this, the 25th needs to be enacted. Oh, do go away.
Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (NFX2v)
The EU, too, it seems.
Euro News, "Don't commit war crimes in Iran, EU urges Trump as deadline looms"
Donald Trump's threat to strike Iran's bridges and power plants has raised the prospect of war crimes. The EU insists all sides should respect international law and exercise "maximum restraint".
👉HOWEVER, The United States is not a party to the Rome Statute, the founding treaty of the International Criminal Court (ICC), and does not recognize its jurisdiction over American citizens. While the U.S. signed the treaty in 2000, it never ratified it, and the signature was later formally withdrawn, citing concerns over sovereignty, constitutional conflicts, and the potential prosecution of U.S. military personnel.
And yet, Jack Smith.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Pooklord at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (asU3w)
Everyone knows Trump says lots of things and that can be used to undo the damage, at least somewhat.
Posted by: Pooklord at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (asU3w)
Brilliant. Rather than pay legal fees to defend yourself, which would be post-tax cash out, just run for something, get rubes to donate to the campaign, and have the campaign pay for your defense. You spend nothing and your "campaign" is able to deduct it all.
Posted by: Rdubs at April 07, 2026 05:49 PM (Hsq0h)
We all know it's 100x more likely she was pegging him.
Posted by: Rbastid at April 07, 2026 06:16 PM (nNaMR)
Schmoll: In 2006, Democrats Led in Net Favorability by 18 Points. In 2018, by 12. And Now?
Republicans Lead by Five.
Video of CNN informing its audience that Democrats are not doing that well below.
7 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms Republicans vs Democrats net favorability 2006: 🔵 D+18Democrats do lead on the "generic congressional ballot," but by a historically small lead: five points.
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5 That's a SEVENTEEN point swing. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)
In Virginia, Abigail Spannberger, a woke Deep State traitor, ran as a "moderate centrist." This was, of course, a lie to con the rubes. But the rubes are noticing, and her approval rate is plunging as Virginia voters realize they've been lied to.
Yes, they're ahead -- but only barely. Given historical precedent and the current political environment, they should be running away with it. But they're not. "This lead is historically low for Democrats at this point with a Republican president," Enten said. "On average, their lead's actually slightly less. It's five points. That's less than it was back in 2018 when it was eight points and way less than it was during the 2006 cycle when it was 11 points." Five points. Now, I don't exactly trust the approval rating polls showing that President Donald Trump at -20 or -30, but still, with numbers like that, Democrats should be crushing the GOP in the general congressional ballot, but they're not. "You'd make the argument, Democrats should be way ahead, and they're just only sort of slightly ahead," Enten pointed out.
Just two months into her term of office, Gov. Spanberger's approval polling is barely above water. Her win last year was supposed to be the victory of pragmatic moderation over the voices of the far left, but since then Virginia voters seem to have realized she's a left-wing partisan, not a moderate. Today the Washington Post has a story about this sudden turnaround.The Democrats, of course, intend to lie their way into office this year. They will almost all claim to be moderate, except for the designated woke warrior bomb-throwers in safe districts who will be allowed to preach the True Democrat Religion. It's important to really push the Spannberger story and show that she lied and therefore all the other Democrats running the Spannberger Playbook are lying as well.
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Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger's approval rating stands at 47 percent two months into the Democrat's term, with 46 percent of voters disapproving and 7 percent expressing no opinion in a Washington Post-Schar School poll. Spanberger won in a 15-point landslide last year after touting her reputation for bipartisanship built on three terms representing a conservative-leaning district in Congress. But her current ratings reflect sharp polarization among Virginia voters in their views of the state's first female governor. The approval mark for Spanberger is 13 percentage points lower than the average for Virginia governors in Post polling since the 1990s. Her near-even split between approval and disapproval is a worse net approval rating than the early-term scores of her predecessors in previous Post polls. It is also slightly weaker than ratings of her immediate predecessor, Glenn Youngkin (R), in a Post-Schar School poll last fall, showing he ended his term with 50 percent approval and 46 percent disapproval.
So where is the "sharp polarization" coming from? It's coming from Spanberger herself who hasn't been content to focus on affordability and is instead focused on issues like making sure police don't cooperate with ICE.
This is a five-alarm fire for Democrats in swing states.
— Delanie Bomar (@DelanieBomar) April 6, 2026
CNN: "Democrats are, just simply put, running behind their previous benchmark."pic.twitter.com/2uHiZagDrb
The Times on Aaron Rupar:
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) April 6, 2026
"The man who watches Trump all day, every day"
"Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president"
"The psychological demands of Aaron Rupar’s work are immense." pic.twitter.com/rzE0oct2Np
All the way into July 2024 Gupta was defending Biden as “quite robust” and “high functioning."
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 6, 2026
Tellingly in this clip, immediately after glazing Biden, he goes after Trump, even though he wasn’t even asked about Trump.
What a hack. https://t.co/9TQcNJ4WgO pic.twitter.com/ytrkJo74bF
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 07, 2026 02:19 PM (B1QDm)
Well, obviously. He's just the president. It's not like he has anything better to do than talk to the press all day every day. /sarc
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (a+4eV)
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Your quarterly reminder that the entire 25th Amendment process is short-circuited by a letter written by the president to the Speaker of the House.
The 25th Amendment is designed for a comatose or missing president, not a crazy one.
Anyone pushing this nonsense either has no clue what they are talking about, or they are grifting.
It's probably both, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (0SGkq)
"Number One Morning Show in Washington D.C."
Hmmm - 80 hours a week watching Presudent Trump. Pantsless?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (mdSmG)
I'd vote for Chad FTI Johnson.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:19 PM (FmapG)
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Bruh.
His momma gave him that name. Don't disrespect him by shortening it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (IJL3x)
They said he was DYING at Walter Reed.
Dying.
"Called a lid" means 'the president is dying' now.
Remind me. What did 'calling a lid' mean just 15 months ago?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
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Decent polling over the past few months seems to indicate a D+2-3 environment for November.
Which would be a small House win, at best. I'm talking small. Like 5 House seats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt
Did you buy the rights from Dorcas Blimline to talk about Trump's breath?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (N1DT3)
They lie so bad and these zeros cannot see through the smoke and realize the truth.
Why are these people so dumb ????
Now they suffer and complain that we did not know Spam-Burger was this bad ????
SUCKERS ...........
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (/Uzmo)
I dunno. Can anybody be that naive or stupid?
My theory is these are the “independents” who fancy themselves as more removed and therefore more astute about politics. They are not married to either party, smarter than anyone in the room, and not beholden to anyone.
Except their own dishonest stupidly and inability to cogently digest facts or make plausible arguments.
And we all end up bent over a barrel because of it.
Next time someone tells you they are an independent, throat punch them.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (f4tQo)
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (SD7rz)
Dude, I don't think Trump is the reason your life is so bleak. Go outside, touch grass, maybe a boobie or two. Who knows, you might find that life is okay once you drop your obsession.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)
Pity Youngkin didn't understand this dynamic.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)
For their part, Rockwell sez "Users should never configure their devices to be directly connected to the public-facing internet."
Well, duh.
Posted by: gp at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (N8ZBc)
Dude, I don't think Trump is the reason your life is so bleak. Go outside, touch grass, maybe a boobie or two. Who knows, you might find that life is okay once you drop your obsession.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)
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His hard work prevented Trump from winning the presidency in 2024, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (mdSmG)
Next time someone tells you they are an independent, throat punch them.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (f4tQo)
I'd like to see you try.....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM
Is it better to be bent over The Barrel, or in The Barrel?
Posted by: Philosomoron at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)
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He did.
He did exactly what he wanted.
He tried out for a national gig by being moderate and amenable and popular in a purple/blue state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Narrator: Neither a dragon nor Maxim cover models will be waiting for him at his place tonight.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (Riz8t)
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How hard can this be when Trump just watches Gorilla TV all day, every day?
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (+Bx8T)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (z7rHe)
The Dems are going to come out against Trump/GOP big time.
The GOP/MAGA better show up or its going to get ugly.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (IifOV)
I'm sure that's what this sallow little gooner is telling his boyfriend when he's into hour 60 of beating off to German Scheiße vids...
"GO AWAY!!! I am watching videos of King Donald, and trying to save Our Precious Democracy! THIS IS MY JOB DAMMIT!!!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
“From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Kharg Island"
We fight our country’s battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (/Uzmo)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (URW1b)
Posted by: Philosomoron at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)
Yes.
- Bootyjuice
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (FmapG)
Yeah we only lost the World Series by one point, but it’s really a win.
Hey we lost the battle and we’re all dead, but hey we killed 20 of their guys. So it’s a win.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (ndZc7)
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC
youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)
(1) "moderates" are stupid and will believe that she was a special case. The other Democrats REALLY MEAN IT!
(2) I'm fairly certain fraud put her over the top. We had a GOPe in power and for all his pretense of being tough, Youngkin was a GOPe squish and did nothing to put an end to the fraud.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)
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I believe the term you're looking for is "LSD flashbacks."
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (+Bx8T)
In fact, he was locked in the Situation Room monitoring the rescue effort he'd ordered.
yeah, that's what they *want* you to think. that truth-teller vox day tells me that trump actually died on saturday and we are now being led by one of the many trump body doubles.
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (oY6Yp)
Well, duh.
Posted by: gp
But... but... muh Internet of Things!
Posted by: Your Local Tech Enthusiast at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (a+4eV)
Sounds like a blood clot waiting to happen.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (IifOV)
I think you mean Twinkie Flashbacks. He is a carb-rich environment.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (1wjle)
Why are they stupid??
Were they born this way or did they learn at the Local "Learing" Center ????
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (/Uzmo)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (f4tQo)
What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (Q6P2R)
Posted by: Marcus T
Just stay away from the teeth, please.
Posted by: Hermie DDS, North Pole Office at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (w9Wax)
Yeah we only lost the World Series by one point, but it’s really a win.
Hey we lost the battle and we’re all dead, but hey we killed 20 of their guys. So it’s a win.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (f4tQo)
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"Republicans should have ahistorical wins in midterm elections, and it's the only barometer to measure things by."
I mean...okay.
Out of power parties just...do better in midterms. Not even Obama's people could figure out how to reverse that, and he had that whole advanced Facebook thing on his side.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: anachronda
The body-doubles thing was only funny the first time when it was Biden.
Posted by: Your Local Tech Enthusiast at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (a+4eV)
$5 gas though has really dimmed my optimism. I see diesel hit $6+ here.
We’re lucky Dems just have nothing but TDS to offer
Posted by: Maroon at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (vQ4US)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (+89TD)
Outside of campaign season how many hrs/wk of Trump video even gets released? 2? Maybe 3?
Ridiculous.
You're a loser with nothing to do, Aaron. This isn't heroic. You're just living on Twitter and whacking it a lot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (qLmoE)
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC
youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM
Posted by: gKWVE
i was about to post about this woman, but I have to add that video. But it's tricky because I already have embedded too many other videos of her woke lunacy and have to decide which of my darlings to kill.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (IJL3x)
Both he and Dr. Jill....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (/Uzmo)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)
Except he did, though. He worked with the feds to remove inelligible voters from the rolls prior to the election.
Of COURSE there was still fraud, but to say Youngkin didn't do anything about it just isn't accurate.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)
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She's practically Kenneyesque! Bring on the new Camelot!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: far cry
Run like the hounds of hell are after you?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (reMys)
$5 gas though has really dimmed my optimism. I see diesel hit $6+ here.
We’re lucky Dems just have nothing but TDS to offer
Posted by: Maroon at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (vQ4US)
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Oh, no, gas has hit prices not seen since Biden's presidency.
And every indication is that the shock is already cooling in the oil market.
Surely this situation will remain in stone for the next 7 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (mdSmG)
“From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Kharg Island"
We fight our country’s battles
In the air, on sea and land
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (/Uzmo)
You need to change the order if you're going to chance the rhyme.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (/Uzmo)
Someone on twitter called him a professional stalker and said he was stalking trump throughout the 2024 campaign. BUT, on one day he blew off his "job" and went to an Earth Wind and Fire concert instead.
That was the day of the Butler PA Assassination.
So... he sucks. Also he's a big tub of lard fatty fatty four by four.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (1wjle)
Like, "holy shit! They believed Biden was a decent man! I bet they'll believe anything. Let's see how far we can push this."
And they all laughed at the Last Egg for his stupid "let's tell them Trump has dementia" idea.
"no one is stupid enough to believe that Last Egg--that's why you're the last egg, always last in everything."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (HXT0k)
It being MA about half of the people that responded agreed with him.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)
Guptas are Brahmins. Topmost, shiniest turds of the Indian turdpile.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (utfVc)
or going through them slowly looking for the telltale signs of ai modifications.
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)
But really:
"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump
Dude. I'm not going 25th Amendment by any means, but I am going Copy Editor. The brand is getting a little eccentric.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)
The Left: It's not fair! Trump didn't tell them the exact minute when our planes would be overhead. Waaaahhhhhhh!
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC
youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)
When you look up the word "twat" in the dictionary, they have this photo....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (DwqWV)
It being MA about half of the people that responded agreed with him.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)
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"A $3,000 per gallon tax charged to oil companies won't affect prices at the pump for consumers."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (mdSmG)
Instead he's leftwing extremist Heel vs Babyface
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (1wjle)
Explain, por favor?
Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (gtcuf)
But really:
"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump
Dude. I'm not going 25th Amendment by any means, but I am going Copy Editor. The brand is getting a little eccentric.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)
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His audience is the IRGC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: far cry
Run like the hounds of hell are after you?
the catch is that she makes her 500k on onlyfans.
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (oY6Yp)
Dude. I'm not going 25th Amendment by any means, but I am going Copy Editor. The brand is getting a little eccentric.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)
Take him seriously but not literally or literally but not seriously.
Those are the only options.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)
Like being 13 and watching scrambled cable looking for a boob?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: far cry
Run like the hounds of hell are after you?
the catch is that she makes her 500k on onlyfans.
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (oY6Yp)
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Just feet pics, right?
Right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (mdSmG)
That's some Oracle of Delphi phrasing right there.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (a+4eV)
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Aaron Rupar's wife spends 80 hours a week entertaining Somali men have nothing to do because they own multiple day care centers all at the same fake address. She doesn't find it bleak at all.
Posted by: A yin to the yang at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (anL5R)
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I think Trump 2.0 (not to mention 1.0) likely held more and much longer press conferences (by orders of magnitude) during his first four days (and certainly weeks) in office than F. Joe Sundowner did after being installed for four years of The AutoPen Empire.
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (+Bx8T)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (CWTWj)
or going through them slowly looking for the telltale signs of ai modifications.
An example would be Trump with three penises and a clutch of testicles, except that might just be true.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Riz8t)
As I was telling the spouse, if you didn't have two absolute criminal sh&tholes running for the D nom, they could force one out, but these two would rather see the party burn if it won't pick them, so they are in it to the end...sucks to be the D party right now, b/c they can't get them out...either one...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (tOcjL)
i think Trump was hoping air power alone would crack the regime, but it's not enough to actually change the regime, so he's amping up threats to get some kind of deal to call a win.
I feared this from the beginning. You just can't win a war from the skies alone.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (1wjle)
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uh, "Kennedyesque".
even lousy jokes deserve spell check before posting
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Dv3i1)
Oh he was telling them to switch to electric everything as well. Because electric heat in MA in the winter is a brilliant idea.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (/Uzmo)
Posted by: pudinhead
In Stunning Move, Sky Trades Angel Reese Before Start of WNBA Season
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I know I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)
Of COURSE there was still fraud, but to say Youngkin didn't do anything about it just isn't accurate.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)
Ok, then:
Youngkin was a GOPe squish and did
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)
Happy now?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (N1DT3)
He followed that with Almost 50 years of murder, Terrorism, and some other things... Can't find the whole quote... Then he said God bless the Iranian people...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM
Those two sets can quite a large overlap.
Posted by: Kamala "Venn Diagram" Harris, your 2028 Democrat Presidential nominee at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (wgymU)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (DwqWV)
I actually linked to Belinda Jane Butcher, who was and I presume is awesome, although she wouldn't be able to hear me say that anymore.
I don't want to look at Mrs Newsom's face.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)
-apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (1wjle)
Trump may be doing monumental, historical things but..."I just had to pay $4 a gallon for my gas so I'm voting Democrat...!"
If you want to remain free you have to pay attention because freedom isn't free. And not enough are willing to do that. IMO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (lmdht)
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC
youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM
Posted by: gKWVE
i was about to post about this woman, but I have to add that video. But it's tricky because I already have embedded too many other videos of her woke lunacy and have to decide which of my darlings to kill.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (1wjle)
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Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: far cry at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (Q6P2R)
Only if they're Jewish
Posted by: Boswell at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (V7158)
That's some Oracle of Delphi phrasing right there.
Strange women dancing in diaphanous gowns making vague pronouncements is no basis for a system of government
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)
really? Is that true?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)
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"But, we were assured that he was finally dying at Walter Reed Hospital! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (+Bx8T)
I still maintain that Soundgarden owes royalties to Montrose.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
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She is the perfect feminist.
She killed her own sister...and Mrs. Newsom is the victim.
She's so awful in her feminism, that she's driven her male children hard to the right.
She sucked Weinstein's dick. Literally.
She's using her husband's political career to advance herself.
Step aside Hillary, this woman has a few things on you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (mdSmG)
-apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (mdSmG)\\
If we're talking the 2025 VA races, Ds won them with or without fraud...maybe AG would have been a squeaker, but those races were all won the minute Trump closed off NGO money (the bigger issue in NoVa) and laid off feds...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (tOcjL)
What if her arm is clad in purest samite?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (ZWcdc)
____
I miss her.
Posted by: The Ficus at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Dv3i1)
lol
This is one of the most inadvertently funny things I've read in a long time.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (nTGnD)
Posted by: Zombie Steve Martin at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (1wjle)
Not trying to be a dick here, but I have no problem with our boys going in and mopping up the mess... Iran really can be a great place, it just needs our help....
Posted by: Denny Crane - MOON That Spells Freedom! at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)
Yes.
Gavin has Harvey's leftovers.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (BI5O2)
*smiles menacingly, returns to sharpening scimitar*
Posted by: Hillary at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Riz8t)
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I know I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)
I'm sure she will be out whining to the press about how unloved she feels by the league.
Breaking News: Spoiled black lesbian whines about being paid more than she's worth. Story at 11.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)
Wife? I thought he was shacked up with Don Lemon?
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (tOcjL)
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I'm talking about how with 4 years of governance, there was no effort to actually find any kind of election shenanigans in the state. At all.
That not one election official was fired.
DeSantis fired one official in Broward county. Youngkin couldn't manage that.
Because he's an establishment cuck who just wanted to use his position to be the "popular" governor of a purple state who was only popular because he was deeply inoffensive to the opposition.
The only time he was animated in his whole tenure was when people were talking about him being Trump's VP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mdSmG)
Iran, as currently governed, is not a civilization. It is a thugocracy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)
Yes.
Gavin has Harvey's leftovers.
She testified as Jane Doe #4 at his trial. There are... questions... as to her unwillingness to participate in his happy fun times.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (FmapG)
>>...sucks to be the D party right now, b/c they can't get them out...either one...
Ehh.. The D's control the instrumentalities of voting in Cali.
I would not be surprised one bit if both the Donks are 1/2 on the Jungle Primary Ballot.
And then it get's sorted in the General with Porter being the designated winner.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (XV/Pl)
"So you want to pay $8 a gallon for gas instead? That's what the Democrats have always said is their goal."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (a+4eV)
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Was I wrong for initially hoping he was talking about Califzuela, Minnesomalia, and New Zimbroadway City?
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (+Bx8T)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (FmapG)
Sloppy seconds. Ew. So, she's a whore who made good? She sure sounds like one.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (DwqWV)
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Governor Newsom blasts Trump for raising gasoline prices on Americans ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:40 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Harvey W. at April 07, 2026 02:40 PM (0sNs1)
He did do more then that...
I remember seeing a series of articles calling DeSantis a liar and claiming there was no fraud quickly followed by a bunch of articles arguing he was a racist meanie for throwing illegals into jail for voting because they probably didn't even know that was a crime or something
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
And they can't stop them which is why they fall back on sacrificing women and children...
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (s1NDj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (DwqWV)
She also killed her sister. Literally. "By accident."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (IJL3x)
How big of a totally unaware idiot do you have to be to not realize that ANY democrat running for state or federal office is, in 2026, an insane leftist/commie?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (y2f7I)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (Riz8t)
I would not be surprised one bit if both the Donks are 1/2 on the Jungle Primary Ballot.
And then it get's sorted in the General with Porter being the designated winner.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (XV/Pl)
If it's the 2 of them, Swalwell will be the designated winner. No one wants to work with or under a crazy b&tch...so, they'll take the other and just avoid getting within 6 ft of him...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (B1QDm)
They chose to protect the midterms rather than advance policy they believed in and would advantage them in the future.
Trump should be more like Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (mdSmG)
It doesn't exist in modern warfare.
Especially with a completely unarmed civilian/oppositional population.
If you don't have guns, you cannot defeat people with guns.
The Mullah's aren't the British, so there is no way to Gahndi ourselves out of this predicament.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 02:43 PM (LzLXY)
"This latest outrage comes as President Trump’s deadline for Iran to fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz looms large. Trump has made it crystal clear: fail to comply by 8 p.m. Eastern, and America and its allies will unleash hell on Iran’s infrastructure, power plants, bridges, the works.
The regime knows Trump means business, unlike the weak-kneed appeasers who preceded him.
Reports flooding in confirm Iranians are already gathering en masse around key sites. Videos on social media show crowds forming human chains at power plants nationwide, with state media blasting the call as a “show of solidarity."
In their defense, those power plants are the 5,678th through 5,723rd most holiest sites in all of Islam.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:43 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (DwqWV)
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One simply cannot un-suck Harvey Weinstein's shriveled pecker.
So no making good here.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (oqH4h)
That not one election official was fired.
DeSantis fired one official in Broward county. Youngkin couldn't manage that.
Because he's an establishment cuck who just wanted to use his position to be the "popular" governor of a purple state who was only popular because he was deeply inoffensive to the opposition.
The only time he was animated in his whole tenure was when people were talking about him being Trump's VP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mdSmG)
He took the dead off the rolls.
He made felons apply individually for a restoration of voting rights.
He made some strides.
I mean, in a blue state, that was not nothing.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (FmapG)
To be fair, that could drive a lot of the bad behavior. Not sure I'd be all that balanced had I killed my sister. Not that my sister doesn't deserve it, just that I would then be at fault....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (DwqWV)
How big of a totally unaware idiot do you have to be to not realize that ANY democrat running for state or federal office is, in 2026, an insane leftist/commie?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (y2f7I)
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*Gestures wildly at every AWFL in Northern Virginia*
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (oqH4h)
really? Is that true?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)
__________
100%. Jennifer Siebel was sucking mountains of dick to advance her film career, before she met Gruesome. Fat Harv's dicklet was one of them.
Years later, she claimed it was nonconsensual. Sure it was. Tellingly, a jury that found Harv guilty of abusing certain other girls, actually acquitted him of the charges that he abused Siebel.
Put it this way: a jury believed Fat Harv's accusers -- except for Siebel. They didn't believe her. That tells you all you need to know about what she was really doing with Harv.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)
Tousi had one of the "leaders " calling for it asking for Children and Youth
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (19SAM)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (a+4eV)
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (SD7rz)
For me, her name conjures an image of a mean, cruel, bitchy mother in-law. The worst.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (g8Ew8)
Fml
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 02:43 PM (LzLXY)
EPIC sucks donkey balls. Sorry to hear it's causing you issues.
Of course, Lucy the Fink does not care....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (DwqWV)
1.) Let them surround the power plants
2.) Raze Qom to its foundations instead
3.) Go quiet
4.) When they disperse in shock and disbelief, commence infrastructure operations
Done and done.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt
Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.
https://is.gd/1XbnR8
(I envision Heinkel He-111s approaching the British coast when I listen to this.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
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She is the perfect feminist.
She killed her own sister...and Mrs. Newsom is the victim.
She's so awful in her feminism, that she's driven her male children hard to the right.
She sucked Weinstein's dick. Literally.
She's using her husband's political career to advance herself.
Step aside Hillary, this woman has a few things on you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (mdSmG)
_______
"Meh"
-- Kamala Harris
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)
They want insane leftists and commies. They don’t understand what that means. It’s part of why Youngkin won the first time around. He didn’t call the Democrats (or didn’t just call them) insane leftists and commies. He campaigned on rolling back their specific crimes against children.
Meanwhile, most of the right, if they campaign against the Democrats at all, campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion; against transitioning and against gender affirming health care. Against the bullshit terms that Democrats make up for racism, segregation, and child mutilation rather than against what those bullshit terms really mean.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (EXyHK)
Do you think the opposition loses their weaponry to spontaneous combustion, or some shit, when they lose their lives?
There are weapons aplenty for when the time comes.
The only thing you can't provide is the moment that the equilibrium becomes dynamic.
Once that balance shifts, no amount of weapons will help a minority against the overwhelming number of the population.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (TLp3A)
Abigail, She-Wolf of the SS!
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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He doesn't have anything left. He had:
Fournier's gangrene is the primary infection causing genital gangrene, a rare but life-threatening form of necrotizing fasciitis (flesh-eating bacteria) that rapidly destroys genital and perineal tissue. It is a polymicrobial infection—involving multiple bacteria such as E. coli and Streptococcus—usually triggered by underlying urinary tract infections, anorectal infections, or trauma. But to be fair, not sure the timing of when she supposedly serviced him vs his infection. Post infection he did the servicing via french connection.
Posted by: TMI - you might want to skip at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (IJL3x)
CBC mentioned it this morning too but I didn't see anything else since. But I was taking the dog to the vet.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)
How nauseating. All that jizz must have collected in her brain. She is a walking idiot.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:47 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (1wjle)
I stand ready to be recalled for duty against the damned Mahdists, my good man!
Posted by: Zombie Chinese Gordon at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (r3hkP)
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC
youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)
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She was a six year old driving a golf cart. The parents should have been arrested for parental neglect. Their lack of supervision killed an 8 year old.
Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)
>>Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.
Every film music composer needs to start paying Holst's estate royalties.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (F24MQ)
That I might.
Sometimes I would rather the commenters' names (or socks) be posted up front.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: far cry at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (Q6P2R)”
You’re talking to a guy who got stabbed in the chest with a fork by his then French underwear model girlfriend.
Go for the throat punch. Don’t hesitate.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (Pu/zx)
Every film music composer needs to start paying Holst's estate royalties.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)
I'm a fan of that
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (IJL3x)
"TORA ................ TORA........... TORA................
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (ZWcdc)
Jetstream is repositioning itself over the Intermountain West, today.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (TLp3A)
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I wonder how much of that is Chinese AI. Probably all of it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (g8Ew8)
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (SD7rz)
For me, her name conjures an image of a mean, cruel, bitchy mother in-law. The worst.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (g8Ew
Abigail looks like Johnny Winter in drag. But without any actual talent.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (kGdxl)
Posted by: Wally at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (65cLN)
Can she make a perfect Club Sammich?
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I see Ben Kingsley, who was Gandhi, will now be Moses.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (ndZc7)
Coward News Network.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (Fbc0I)
@Osint613
WILD FOOTAGE
A tanker blast near the Bridge of the Americas in Panama City ignited a major fire that spread to 2 additional storage units at the Balboa tank facility. Reports of 3 injuries, no foul play suspected (as of now)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)
LOL! It's true.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 02:52 PM (ReYtg)
>>Once that balance shifts, no amount of weapons will help a minority against the overwhelming number of the population.
Come on man, we have over 100 years of modern warfare to see what it takes to change regimes.
In Venezuela, we literally captured the head of state, whisked him out of the country, installed our puppet and have the CIA running the government from the shadows.
If the goal is regime change in Iran, it's going to be effected by boots on the ground effecting that change and not some street rabble with sticks and twigs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:52 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 02:52 PM (UjdFS)
I don’t want Yugoslavia for my kids. My wife is from there. It wasn’t fun.
Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (XodLO)
He made felons apply individually for a restoration of voting rights.
He made some strides.
I mean, in a blue state, that was not nothing.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)
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We know that Democrats shaved off votes from red counties in 2020.
He had full control of the DOJ of VA, and he investigated nothing. He didn't need any approval from anyone else to pursue charges on illegal activity.
So, he did the bare minimum and then sounded nice for the microphones and looked good for the cameras.
Youngkin was, at best, an unremarkable governor. He was, more likely, an active participant in the GOPe's effort to undermine actual conservative votes in American governance.
Youngkin is a snake, and little makes me happier in American governance that Trump passed him by for VP and every cabinet post.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (mdSmG)
Trump will get it from working class voters who typically don't show up for mid-terms.
Polling will miss this.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (Rb1cd)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM
I'm waiting to see what happens when Trump and the Shah give the go signal.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:18 PM
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Don't you really intend to say "He was in the situation room, following the hunt for the downed airman, itching to push the "kill!" button"?
Posted by: Qutter Qarlson at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (45dC0)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt
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Mary, I think you're stealing Dorcas Blimline's schtick.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (IJL3x)
You aren't arguing with me, you are arguing with History.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (TLp3A)
Jetstream is repositioning itself over the Intermountain West, today.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (TLp3A)
Windy here in Alberta, too. Temp right at freezing point. Sun and wind should still drop the snowdrifts a little, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:55 PM (utfVc)
Can she make a perfect Club Sammich?
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Even if she can, the ultimate question is "will she make it for you"
I am happily married and wifey has made me a perfect club sandwich a dozen times in 25 years. The last half dozen times, I had to make the bacon. . . you learn to compromise.
Posted by: a moron at April 07, 2026 02:55 PM (anL5R)
@DiaperDiplomacy
“The New York Times has no credibility.” - Trump snaps at NYT reporter after question on bombing Iran’s bridges and power plants
Link to X
https://tinyurl.com/yfkdkn66
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (Dv3i1)
Iran, as currently governed, is not a civilization. It is a thugocracy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I was gonna say, it depends on how you define "civilization," but still. Bold plan, Cotton.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (IJL3x)
Fun fact: By the time you hear the exhaust, the weapon's been in the air for a few seconds already.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (4NO2D)
Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (ndZc7)
I’m honestly surprised. Not that they support Iran, that’s a given. They always support our enemies. What’s surprising is that they feel comfortable enough to do it publicly and loudly.
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (xHYkz)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM
Well, I'm not having soft Tacos for lunch now.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (IifOV)
I think I know who he's talking about, because he's obviously not talking about Persia.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (ReYtg)
If only...
Posted by: Daily Mail at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (Y1sOo)
Airstrikes pounded Tehran on Tuesday, and Iranian officials urged young people to form human chains to protect power plants, hours before the expiration of U.S. President Donald Trump’s latest deadline for the Islamic Republic to reopen the crucial Strait of Hormuz or face punishing strikes on its infrastructure.
"It is Iranian civilians for and against the regime, paying the price."
👉 Democracy Now! 'Report from Tehran: “Hormuz Is Not a Tool to End the War But How Iran Wins the Aftermath”
Story April 07, 2026
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (kGdxl)
I think I know who he's talking about, because he's obviously not talking about Persia.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (ReYtg)
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"Iran is Persia and the Iranian Mullahs love the Persian history!"
"Cyrus the Great was a tyrant and we must hate him."
-The Ayatollah, like, last year
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (IJL3x)
Too late at that point.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (N39Ws)
I’m honestly surprised. Not that they support Iran, that’s a given. They always support our enemies. What’s surprising is that they feel comfortable enough to do it publicly and loudly.
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (xHYkz)
I'm not surprised in the least.
They won't suffer any political consequences for it.
There aren't a statistically significant number of people who currently vote (D) but will stop because they hate America.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (FmapG)
Holst.
And, SLAYER.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: David French, kinda at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (X1iDB)
Anyways, here we are biting our nails about the midterms. These polls and actual elections are somehow both right -- I say that without sarc, just irony. Square this circle, oh wise man!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Denny Crane - MOON That Spells GOODBYE! at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM
That freaking Santorum. He's like a bad penny.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (IifOV)
Which would be more dangerous, I wonder, standing next to a power plant or standing next to the Supreme Leader du Jour?
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (ReYtg)
Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (ehY6c)
Republicans are 19+ on congressional Races
Posted by: Zogby Report at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Alanis Morrisette at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM
I'm old enough to remember when Rick Santorum was an actual somebody.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (qLmoE)
Man, you are fugly. Do you have a furry costume to hide that if you leave your motherboard? Holy smokes! I can smell you from there through the portal!
Of course you are from MN! OF COURSE!!! That part makes Pretti Good sense to me!
I can see why you are homebound and glued to the computer. Your festive spring yellow hoodie is zipped over your encrusted food tee shirt, amirite? About 3 days worth of junk food shipped in from illegals on their scooters. Do you tip?
Are you on SSI for mental illness? Needing a comfort iguana?
Who pays your rent? A furry boyfriend in transition? That would line up...
The only other question I have are those two action figures or saints next to your computer. I can't tell what they are. From McDonald's? Did you build them out of tin foil? What on earth are those?
Your pupils indicate a ton of drugs. Obviously your SSRI's are not helping much with your terminal TDS.
Therefore I recommend you cross the border to Canada for a suicide pod. It would be of good use for you and your depressed iguana. I hear it's good for you!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (WONhk)
What. A. Joke.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (xHYkz)
Anyways, here we are biting our nails about the midterms. These polls and actual elections are somehow both right -- I say that without sarc, just irony. Square this circle, oh wise man!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)
Everyone keeps pointing to Trump about the midterms. We (they) should be looking at the GOPe in the House and Senate. What have they (not) done for us? Oh, they passed the BBB. OK - one piece of legislation. I'd love to get paid $180k/year to do just one thing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)
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Let he who has not killed their sister with a golf cart cast the first stone.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (UjdFS)
And I do it voluntarily, I don't get paid unlike these dingbats such as Aaron Rhubarb. Of course he lives in Minneapolis, ground zero for the dingbats
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (y171U)
Bombing stuff. I am gonna settle down in front of the tv with some kleenex tonight!
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (anL5R)
You won't hear the plane as it is 12-15 seconds away when releasing the JDAMs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (xvV+O)
You won't hear the plane as it is 12-15 seconds away when releasing the JDAMs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (xvV+O)
Yeah... I figured that out... They're goners
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (IJL3x)
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Let he who has not killed their sister with a golf cart cast the first stone.
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It wasn't my fault. I was drunk.
Posted by: Six year old Mrs. Gruesom at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (LVvlK)
Posted by: Wally at April 07, 2026 03:05 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)
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So much power resides in the presidency now that the winning of Congress is mostly a false prize.
The only real victory is directing the administrative state, DOJ, immigration enforcement, and treasury payments.
Everything else is largely pointless theater. Hell, when Democrats controlled Congress under Biden, all they did was pass a giant omnibus graft bill that all went to cronies. They didn't even pass policy. It's just...not what Congress does anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:05 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 03:05 PM (ehY6c)
He's acting within the Law.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)
The real payoff is in the millions they get as kickbacks. $180k is nothing.
This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (xHYkz)
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Uniparty. You're soaking in it.
Posted by: Madge at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (anL5R)
He's acting within the Law.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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They don't care.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (xHYkz)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (xHYkz)
they would just steal more.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (8avO+)
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This trope is boring and tired. There are no moderates in the Party.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:08 PM (RIvkX)
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Need? Need?? Heh. How much money did Pelosi make insider trading.
Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (xHYkz)
Narrator: they would in fact, still be corrupt. Corruption is not just opportunity, but also mindset. Politicians are loathsome parasites and would still be loathsome parasites even if you paid each a billion dollars a year.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
You gotta learn to disassociate the Radio Play / MTV thing.
There was amazing Rock produced all along. You can get lost rediscovering awesome music from 1979-1984 that you were completely unaware of. And most of it had more balls than the gay Stadium Rock of the 70s.
Mike Watt even wrote a tune about this. It's on 'Ball Hog or Tugboat': 'Against the 70s'.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:09 PM (TLp3A)
Something's up. She's the new Jill Biden of public speaking.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM
I want to increase Representatives to 5K so there is not enough bribe money to go around.
A joint session would look like Senate in the Galactic Republic.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Montrose was pretty big in the 70s and Hagar was a partner in that band.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (5v1i/)
Yeah, I would go a lot simpler. Congressmen should live in their district/state. They don’t need to live in DC anymore. Then they could be paid by their district/state whatever someone needs to live in that area. They need to live like their constituents.
Higher wages aren’t going to stop the corruption. Neither would forcing congressmen to with the people who elected them. But it would make it a lot more obvious. They’d no longer be physically living in the corrupt swamp.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (EXyHK)
Their popularity was definitely Cali-Centric, though.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (TLp3A)
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We should be so lucky.
Nah, its Newsome's campaign. They have decided that she is "likeable" at least more so than he is.
Its like watching someone trying to turn chicken shit into chicken salad.
Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (anL5R)
Higher wages aren’t going to stop the corruption. Neither would forcing congressmen to with the people who elected them. But it would make it a lot more obvious. They’d no longer be physically living in the corrupt swamp.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (EXyHK)
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They can live in DC.
They just have to live in a dormitory, six to a room, and they have hours they must be in their rooms. It's provided free of charge, and no one is allowed to opt out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Heroq
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We should pay them a pittance, give them cafeteria food and a dormitory to stay when they convene every other year.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (F24MQ)
Dear Aaron Rupar,
Man, you are fugly. Do you have a furry costume to hide that if you leave your motherboard? Holy smokes! I can smell you from there through the portal!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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You forgot the 'xoxo'.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Montrose was pretty big in the 70s and Hagar was a partner in that band.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (xvV+O)
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Well, yea. But Montrose itself was geographically dependent, and mainstream rock guys knew it as Montrose. Not as Sammy Hagar.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (ndZc7)
I think I just ran out of kleenex.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (EXyHK)
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Let he who has not killed their sister with a golf cart cast the first stone.
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It wasn't my fault. I was drunk.
Posted by: Six year old Mrs. Gruesom at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)
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Say whatnow?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: anachronda
Yes, very disappointed in Vox. He should stick with evolution and social hierarchy topics.
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 03:13 PM (q177U)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:13 PM (TLp3A)
They just have to live in a dormitory, six to a room, and they have hours they must be in their rooms. It's provided free of charge, and no one is allowed to opt out.
Agreed.
And Cafeteria Food.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (TLp3A)
And Trump doesn't take any pay in the administration. In fact, he never has in office.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (xvV+O)
Please go outside and see some boobs. Or dicks if that's your jam because it probably is.
Sincerely,
Us
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: David French, kinda at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (X1iDB)
Jokes on you, they castrate them first.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (N1DT3)
He's acting within the Law.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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That they failed is Democrats biggest criticism of Iran.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (X1iDB)
Dear Aaron Rupar,
Man, you are fugly. Do you have a furry costume to hide that if you leave your motherboard? Holy smokes! I can smell you from there through the portal!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Looks like a faggot.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (F24MQ)
And Cafeteria Food.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (TLp3A)
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Beans, rice, and their choice of cornbread or tortillas. They get water.
They are tested for drunkenness and drugs every morning, and the results are publicly released.
And then I get a pony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (F24MQ)
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And if you're convicted of taking a bribe, you get trebucheted into the limestone wall of the Washington Monument.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (LVvlK)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)
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Yes I agree but I grew up in SoCal and it was the band's name... and he was a talented guitarist. No Pat Travers but very talented.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (xvV+O)
Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There
Listening to "Kami Harris" Cackling for hours/days would be worse !!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (ZWcdc)
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If government corruption were eliminated, the NYT headline would be . . .
Corruption Eliminated, Minorities and Women Hardest Hit
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:17 PM (ndZc7)
minor edit
Posted by: wth
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Hang them in public, naked, stripped of clothes and wealth.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (TLp3A)
"Known for its pristine coral beaches, upscale shopping malls, luxury hotels, and relaxed social laws, it offers a distinct, resort-style escape featuring nightlife and water sports for roughly 1.5 million annual visitors."
Back to the caves!
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)
Snortin' Whiskey and Drinking Cocaine
Posted by: garrett
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I meant before he sold out.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:19 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Reforger at April 07, 2026 03:19 PM (ZhdAT)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (19SAM)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (4NO2D)
I don't think that "need" is the motivating factor.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (NXhuB)
COMMUNISM: BlackRock [larry Fink] warns US must train trades workers to compete, invests $100M to tackle skilled worker shortage
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (F24MQ)
What a sh*t life she must lead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (RIvkX)
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I know I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)
I'm sure she will be out whining to the press about how unloved she feels by the league.
Breaking News: Spoiled black lesbian whines about being paid more than she's worth. Story at 11.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (DwqWV)
Butter? Butter! BUTTERPECAN! BAAAAAAANG!
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:21 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)
I was in a cover band back in the late 80s / early 90s. We had to hire guys to do sound for us. We one time hired a guy whose claim to fame was that he once helped run the soundboard for Foghat at the Baltimore Civic Center.
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (LVvlK)
Posted by: RS at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (SuU/K)
Would like to slap the crap out of them and that old man with a Nerf bat.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (NFX2v)
What a sh*t life she must lead.
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TBF it wasn't great before Donnie Two Scoops Schlonged her in front of the entire Country.
Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (anL5R)
AI Overview
The "Butter Pecan" phrase associated with WNBA player Angel Reese is a recurring theme from a viral social media commentator, not a widely recognized individual she is dating. The phrase, often accompanied by "BANG" and "Butter Pecan," is used in viral Instagram/YouTube commentary to mock her missed layups and inefficient shooting, often sarcastically calling it "the most efficient shot".
YouTube
YouTube
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What is "Butter Pecan": It is a meme used by social media creators, such as "Stat Stuffer," who narrate highlights while critiquing Angel Reese's, often dubbed "the brick forward" or joking about her shooting percentages.
Context: The commentary often highlights "air balled layups" or her high turnover rate, sarcastically calling the shots "Butter Pecan".
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:23 PM (NFX2v)
It takes a Master to capture the full sound of that Cowbell.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:23 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (F24MQ)
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I know I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)
She got traded? Cancel the endorsement!
Posted by: Big Green Dildo at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (eOFY+)
What a sh*t life she must lead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
>Could be worse; she could have been born Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (FsnvP)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Phil Spectoring them?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)
Amantialldoification
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 07, 2026 03:26 PM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (4NO2D)
What a sh*t life she must lead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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She will end up as bitter and drunk as hILLRY.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (UjdFS)
Erratic even. And often confused. He should get checked out.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (n5tGW)
During the no kings parties, MS Now showed Springsteen on stage singing. Split screen with Debbie whatshername Shultz.
Lol. Star power baby!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Phil Spectoring them?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (ndZc7)
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Didn't Alec Baldwin Phil Spector someone?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (3iCfw)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (F24MQ)
Kalshi is giving them about 1 chance out of 7 (14%)
Anyone here actually putting real money on the GOP
?
Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (FsnvP)
Posted by: Chupa Me at April 07, 2026 03:30 PM (a28MN)
Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.
What a sh*t life she must lead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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I wonder if she even wants to run. It's a contest between narcissism and laziness, I bet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)
Mortarfy?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (g8Ew8)
You won't hear the plane as it is 12-15 seconds away when releasing the JDAMs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (xvV+O)
Yeah... I figured that out... They're goners
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (IJL3x)
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Have you seen the videos of the Basij running away from their checkpoints when they hear the whine from drone engines?
Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (qFwJc)
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doesn't matter
they're stuck with her
"You fucked up! You trusted us! Just try to make the best of it.'
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 04:15 PM (ZxPkt)
Tuq'r Qarlson Attacks Trump: "No President Should Mock Islam"
Also Trots Out His New Demented Theory That Trump Might Be the Actual Literal Antichrist of the Book of Revelations
Let me just get this out of the way since the trolls are already here. (Is it funny, by the way, that we leave them in peace while they cannot stop attempting to annoy us into submission and threatening us that By God I'll Vote for Kamala Harris Just Like Nick Fuentes Told Me To If You Don't Obey My Tantrum!)
Below, in 2006, Tuq'r Qarlson said that he would vote for someone who declared "I'm a bigot, I don't like Islam, call me a racist, call me whatever you want." And now? "A president should not mock Islam." I assume that this is in reference to Trump ending some Truth social posts with "Peace be to Allah" or that kind of thing, which I'm not even sure is mockery. He might mean it in the George W. Bush kind of way.
Tucker Carlson in 2006: “I’m a bigot. If you’re really into Islam, I don’t care for you. I don’t care what that sounds like - you can call me a racist. I’d vote for you if you said that.”
— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) April 7, 2026
VS.
Tucker Carlson in 2026: “No president… pic.twitter.com/j5ziSlpcVb
Desecrating Easter was the first step toward nuclear war. Christians need to understand where Trump is taking us.
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) April 6, 2026
0:00 Monologue
43:23 Paula White’s Strange Easter Sunday Service
51:17 Who Really Is Paula White?
57:24 How Did Paula Become Trump’s Spiritual Advisor?
1:00:03 The… pic.twitter.com/LurDKGg8WS
🚨 Tucker Carlson insinuates that President Trump might be the Antichrist:
— Ryan Saavedra (@RyanSaavedra) April 7, 2026
"Is it possible that what you're watching is a very stealthy, yet incredibly effective attack on what, from a Christian perspective, is the true faith, belief in Jesus? ...
And is it possible that the… pic.twitter.com/r8S2wozC1k
And almost as if this is a planned op spearheaded by the foreign-government paid podcast brahs Tuq'r and Cavernous Nostrils, Cavernous just happens to drop her new conspiracy theory to day, that Trump is literally running a "satanic administration." Wow, it's such a coincidence that Tuq'r accuses Trump of being the literal Antichrist on the same day Cavernous debuts her "satanic administration under the control of zionists" op! And she says that Trump thinks he's a "Messiah!" What kind of "Messiah," Cavernous Nostrils? A false one, presumably...? Like the Antichrist will present himself as, yes?
Billboard Chris
@BillboardChris 12h Tucker never stopped being the man who called Trump a "demonic force," a "destroyer," and in 2021 texts wrote: "I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this." And "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can't wait." Tucker just lied to get close to Trump so he could undermine him.
Caitlin DoornbosBoy I sure think Trump is making a huge mistake running down his loyal allies like that! We all have to unite behind Tuq'r, Cavernous, and of course !!RoNpAuL!!!!
@CaitlinDoornbos 4h President Trump went off on Carlson when I asked him about this nonsense this morning. "Tucker's a low IQ person that has absolutely no idea what's going on. He calls me all the time; I don't respond to his calls. I don't deal with him. I like dealing with smart people, not fools."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (1wjle)
Tucker, just take flight and declare yourself the Twelfth Imam. Or be different! Declare yourself the Thirteenth Imam.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (INQN/)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (gDlxJ)
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Careful, Ace.
Tucker demonstrated his incredible power over the Republican electorate.
Last month, during the Texas primary, he endorsed a candidate for a House race. That guy almost won.
Okay...he didn't win...he almost did...by coming sixth.
But, Tucker is going to prove it even harder when his preferred candidate in the FL governor's race, James Fishback destroys all competition. Sure, he's polling at like...4% now, but that can only grow!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (DgMqy)
You know, I seem to remember some parable somewhere about rescuing your ox if it falls into a pit even if it's on the Sabbath and rescuing it would require work.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (a+4eV)
yes, now that we see it, where else could the click-hungry foreign-government-paid propagandists go?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2ocoG)
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Allah's will cannot be denied in the passage of history.
So, the destruction of Iran's Islamic leadership, well, it must be the will of Allah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (IJL3x)
They hurdled than benchmark a while ago.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (INQN/)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Elric The Blad
you got chumped
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (1wjle)
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Trump >>> Chump
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)
Not at all. there's a reason for that.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)
Hitler, hit the bench.
Antichrist! you're up as the new LowIQ Phony-Baloney Example to describe the Sheer Eeeeevil of Trump.
Oh...and paint yourself orange before you hit the field!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (dE3DB)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (v6XNT)
Posted by: Zombie Jefferson at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (TLp3A)
oh really? I didn't know that because, much like Tuq'r Qarlson, I'm not actually much of Christian.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (xcxpd)
Tucker demonstrated his incredible power over the Republican electorate.
Last month, during the Texas primary, he endorsed a candidate for a House race. That guy almost won.
Okay...he didn't win...he almost did...by coming sixth.
But, Tucker is going to prove it even harder when his preferred candidate in the FL governor's race, James Fishback destroys all competition. Sure, he's polling at like...4% now, but that can only grow!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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"There are dozens of us! dozens!"
Posted by: Geoff Shotts at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (13ivK)
Not at all. there's a reason for that.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)
Scares the crap out of me... Heaven help us if they take power
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (IJL3x)
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And all this time I've been assured that Erika Kirk is the Antichrist.
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Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (+Bx8T)
Not at all. there's a reason for that.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)
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Well, their stories are different in details, but the same in effect.
She's always been a leftist race hustler who gravitated towards whatever made her money. Now, the money from the algo prioritizes ad dollars derived from Pakistani bot accounts, so she trends to that.
He's just a northeastern establishment rich kid who's always hated Jews. But he also has no core beliefs and will say whatever for a paycheck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (RIvkX)
Who is paying off this guy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (IJL3x)
Or the ayatollahs
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (6U1c2)
he also fails the Frodo test: "I think a real agent of the enemy would seem fairer and feel fouler." I mean, if you told atheist Democrats Trump was the Antichrist, they'd jump to agree. The real Antichrist would come off like a new agey peacenik commufag
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)
I think Tucker and Cavern and tiny, gay Nick are all being paid to divide the right. Pure and simple, they are an Op.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Person who never throws away a calendar at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (G4EEQ)
Tucker, just take flight and declare yourself the Twelfth Imam. Or be different! Declare yourself the Thirteenth Imam.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (n7rxJ)
I’m the Thirteenth Imam!
Posted by: Rufus at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)
*hilarity ensues
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (w9Wax)
The Dems *have* gotten a few clicks crazier to differentiate themselves. They have a brand to maintain, you know.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Joefrombako at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (Bf5aC)
oh definitely! His whole "I'm a christian now" is a lie to get the biggest bloc of the right subscribing and paying him.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (qLmoE)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (513IY)
Anyone got some water projects that need dug with spoons? Cause I'm good for that as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)
That doesn’t explain his hatred of Israel and Jews.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (dE3DB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (iKUQG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (mdSmG)
Tucker ought to have 'fuck you' money at this point. How rich do you need to be? No, Tucker is doing this for a reason, ideology or the leverage someone has over him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (1wjle)
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Going full, "no one shall besmirch Islam or Allah's prophet" seems to indicate that his algo is telling him to just appeal outright to Pakistan.
Lord in Heaven, please let that X change in the monetization that prioritizes local engagement over foreign engagement...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (mdSmG)
I wonder if conservatives have left and been replaced by lefty commie Muslims?
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)
Spoiler Alert - they will. Just how it is.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (OQ3w/)
Posted by: ace
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I feel that, man.
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (513IY)
hashtag #MeToo O Lord
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (w/O5Q)
Yes, in Pakistan.
As TJM keeps pointing out, their influence on actual elections thus far has been zero.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (xcxpd)
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He's always had fuck you money.
He's doing this for the love of the game, mostly.
But, if his online presence needs to have a profit, then he follows the algorithm. And he is just like Nick Fuentes, getting bots from the third world.
There was an interesting little thing floating around over the last few days. Hasan Piker, communist Islamist streamer, revealed that like 1% of his followers are verified (with the blue checkmark). Most other accounts were like 20%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (mdSmG)
Yeah, it looks that way. Tucker fooled a lot of people.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (dE3DB)
Well I'd say AI could very easily be a supernaturally motivated destroyer for sure.
A non-physical being doesn't really line up with Revelation though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (xcxpd)
Real viewers?
Like Hassan Piker's Audience is real?
Turns out those 'Viewers' aren't real.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (TLp3A)
I wonder if conservatives have left and been replaced by lefty commie Muslims?
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (nGraA)
The IRGC have played Tuckers vomit on their media propaganda broadcasts
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (qLmoE)
Luke 14:5 and Mark 12:11 according to Brave's AI summary
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (a+4eV)
Candace will soon discover Trump is the 12th Imam .. he's just acting covertly to take over the world.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Just like Twitter at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (G4EEQ)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (1wjle)
While simultaneously diluting their support for Israel and Judaism. They are incongruent messages.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (n9ltV)
Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (2ocoG)
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Nick Fuentes swore to go to Michigan in September of 2024 to campaign against Trump.
He didn't go to Michigan because he made up a story about JD Vance's security detail planning to murder him.
However, Trump won Michigan.
He got more votes in Michigan than he did in 2020, when he lost Michigan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (GD0B3)
maybe trump should declare himself to be the twelfth imam and insist that allah instructed him to lead the middle east to freedom and prosperity.
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (oY6Yp)
OT: But I watched 'No Other Choice' the other night. I had thoughts. Damn good stuff, that Park can play.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Joefrombako at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (Bf5aC)
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This makes way more sense.
The antichrist is not going to be from Queens I assure.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (Dg7ng)
Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)
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I think Iran should hold a referendum on the conditions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (mdSmG)
Foreign viewers from Islamic countries and armies of gay bots moonlighting from hentai tentacle porn. Every one of the posts from Fucker and Candyass seems more targeted to anti-American foreigners than it is to even leftist Americans.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
I mean, plenty of us remember 25 years ago when he was the designated conservative to get beat up on MSNBC and CNN, kinda like whoever's on The Five these days for Gutfeld to humiliate.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)
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300 The cost analysis on the lost equipment is missing the point.
I was worth billions to prevent Iran from dragging one of our men through the streets like they have in the past. Not just for the loss of an American serviceman, but for the propaganda value.
The only reason to hesitate is the fear of making it worse and losing more men. The equipment cost does not enter the equation - it is trivial.
The thing is, these were career risking decisions. Hegseth would have been in a world of shit had he pulled a Jimmy Carter and the mission failed. He put his career on the line for the rescue. Trump DGAF, but he too would have paid a high price.
The win here is that we have leaders willing to put their careers and reputation at risk because it is the right thing to do. What a change.
Posted by: bob
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (513IY)
Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)
Don't tease me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)
So close to Easter Sunday?!"
And during the McCain funeral!
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (XuXeR)
And in the middle of Pride Month!!!!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (y9nCu)
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"Trump's the Antichrist and Hitler."
*slap*
"Trump's the 12th Imam and Jewish Puppet."
*slap*
"Trump's the Antichrist and Hitler ... AND
Trump's the 12th Imam and Jewish Puppet!"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (+Bx8T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (ndZc7)
OT: But I watched 'No Other Choice' the other night. I had thoughts. Damn good stuff, that Park can play.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)
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I have read your comment, and I am digesting.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, though...this morning I saw that HULU announced it would be streaming No Other Choice in like 3 weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (mdSmG)
Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)
Don't tease me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)
Unlike Iran, Trump isn't targeting civilians
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: MartynWW at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (M9zxq)
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (SD7rz)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n3VHW)
For maximum hilarity, he should declare Barack Obama is the 12th imam. Obama probably already believes it, after all.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (2ocoG)
Who is Talculm X?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n3VHW)
He's a white guy who pretended to be black
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (IJL3x)
emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine
she’s
* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way
Who’s on the market?
https://is.gd/B7Lq6W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (aVf49)
Posted by: night lifted at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (AozP3)
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, though...this morning I saw that HULU announced it would be streaming No Other Choice in like 3 weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (mdSmG)
Well...I delayed long enough. I'm happy to own the movie, if digitally (so far). Three more weeks is just too long. I got work to do.
It would have been hilarious if Netflix had picked it up, with the Nexflix joke he put in the movie, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (xcxpd)
As is so often the case, domestic squabbles breed irrationality.
Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (dIske)
I’m the Thirteenth Imam!
Posted by: Rufus
I'm Henery the eighth, Imam.
Henery the eighth, Imam Imam.
Posted by: Henery the ape at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (Cqx++)
How does he feel about Washington crossing the Delaware on Christmas Night?
Tucker is no better than the Pharisees who tried to rebuke Jesus for performing miracles on the Sabbath.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (AozP3)
It would have been hilarious if Netflix had picked it up, with the Nexflix joke he put in the movie, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (xcxpd)
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Shoulda made it a Disney joke!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (TLp3A)
*******
How do we know this?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n3VHW)
___________
Shaun King. A white dude who pretends to be black and grifts endlessly off white guilt. The male version of Rachel Dolezal.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
@emilyinvc
i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine
she’s
* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way
Who’s on the market?
https://is.gd/B7Lq6W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)
I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)
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He is a supercessionist and believes the people who call themselves Jews and Israel the Jewish state are not the inheritors of hashem's covenant with the Israelites, believes "chosen" means "supreme" and that the Israeli state oppresses its Christian population.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It's cute that you think there's anything close to fair elections in Michigan.
Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It's cute that you think there's anything close to fair elections in Michigan.
Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (Y8DZL)
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So...the Democrat governor cheated for Trump in 2024? Is that your point?
Because my history of noting that Detroit just makes up numbers is long in these hallowed gray boxes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (mdSmG)
He's also a frustrated hippie, i.e., part of him yearned to be a counter-cultural figure. But his preppy, bourgeois conditioning didn't permit it. That bottled up rebellion, long-since fermented and turned toxic, is now busting out.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (INQN/)
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (98kQX)
Tucker, Tucker Tucker. Tucker's on the take, on the fake.
Poor Tucker started so good now he's gone, now he's gone.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (ZQkti)
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I've been assured that these #Woke Reich "influencers" and The Tech Bros all control JD Vance, Elon Musk, and Don Jr. in the same way Trump is controlled by The Jooos!
/Second look at Jeb! 2028?
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (+Bx8T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (mdSmG)
Disney is already a joke...oh wait, I get it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (mdSmG)
When he 'lost' Michigan.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (FmapG)
“Now have come the salvation and the power
and the kingdom of our God,
and the authority of his Messiah.
For the accuser of our brothers and sisters,
who accuses them before our God day and night,
has been hurled down.”
Revelation 12:10
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (TmQh+)
Posted by: Zombie George Washington at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (z190r)
Aside from the foreign money grifting, Cucker is buying into that common East Coast commie cocksucker delusion that everyone on the Right is taking that position because they're all illiterate, snake-handling, cousin-humping barefooted Primitive Baptists who just need to have someone wave a Bible in their face and then they can be lead by the nose.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (y9nCu)
https://is.gd/B7Lq6W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)
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Is that with or without annual bonus?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (mdSmG)
Disney is already a joke...oh wait, I get it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)
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I didn't...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM
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He has to be. Are atheist liberals going to give Tucker the time of day for claiming Trump is the anti-Christ?
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (iKUQG)
Have we met?
Posted by: Zombie Jefferson at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (TLp3A)
Satan hates to be mocked.
islam hates to be mocked.
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (TLp3A)
*******
How do we know this?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (NpAcC)
From stories like the one Pixy had recently where police raided an empty room full of nothing but phones tuned in to streams.
Also some analytics are possible even when you aren't the account holder. Tucker and Candace have more influence on Ace's shelving than they do anything important.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (2ocoG)
Trump is actually supporting Islam here in a way that is very easliy twisted.
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (jstR0)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (ln0g4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)
Would watch
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)
Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?
Deal breaker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: gov'theretohelp at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (x0hD2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)
I can't break this down statistically or scientifically, but as someone whose religious circle sometimes overlapped with, brushed up against, or was infiltrated by that segment of Christianity, there is a fraction of a fraction who will credulously follow any "Christian" of influence who hypes end-times apocalyptic bollocks and let their own confirmation bias do the rest. I suspect however that this sub-subset is relatively small and electorally insignificant, as compared to Christians and non-radical evangelicals more broadly. There were probably greater numbers in the 80s.
Posted by: It's a very strange almost cult like grouping at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)
Every time a fish strikes Toocoo's line while he's fly fishing but it gets away, who gets the blame?
Trick question: Toocoo blames the Joos for EVERYTHING!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (ZQkti)
Which movie quote to quote?
"That escalated quickly" or
"Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them"
Posted by: Chuck C at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (MbSfH)
she’s
* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way
Who’s on the market?
https://is.gd/B7Lq6W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)
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LOLOLOL. The intersection between that and "Things That Are Real" is ... nothing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (IJL3x)
He's completely opposite of the anti-Christ.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (wrEn7)
Gonna ask one question here - if she's so amazing at 34, why isn't she married or have a serious relationship yet? Also, if she makes 500k/yr, she's gonna to want a dood who makes at least double that, especially in SF.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Inogame at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)
Warming up for vengeance over here, boss
Posted by: Suns of Warvan at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)
Oh, did you know OJ is innocent? He said he didn't do it!
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (M7rua)
Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (AozP3)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)
I took one on a date. But that was a long time ago.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)
It's probably real, but I'll posit that she's both ugly and crazy.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM
Westboro Baptist types. Everyone is evil except them.
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (98kQX)
A blatant trap. Whatever baw falls for it will deserve the days of torture in a bath-house basement that he will most surely get.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (SD7rz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Avenge me!
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (0SGkq)
I bet it helps with the "Trust but Verify" activities. Tucker is a gnat.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)
Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?
Deal breaker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)
Yeah, that's a stumbling block for sure. But...small waist, big tits, has money, wants family...better than what I bargained for. 34 isn't even a problem, I always liked older women even when I was younger.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
I don't know why her income is important, unless she's saved it all and is sitting on a big pile of money, or she's expecting her husband to stay home and raise the kids.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:37 PM (n3VHW)
Don't tell Tucker what I did for Christmas.
Posted by: Zombie George Washington
We'll never divulge how you felt about all the British children, either!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:37 PM (ZQkti)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)
Charles is SUPPOSED to be the head of the church of England. Andrew is just perverted rich nobleman. So Charles sucks worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)
I assume that they're saying that so that they can use that TACO bullshit when we don't nuke Tehran.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (ExV1e)
It's odd to see, for sure.
Politeness is weakness, he's doing this deliberately.
Posted by: Inogame at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (GhIJO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)
Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?
Deal breaker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)
_____
Quite a few straight, single, and attractive ladies in SF, especially if you're open to Yellow. The "conservative" element might be harder to find, though.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (PLgLU)
Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)
He is a supercessionist and believes the people who call themselves Jews and Israel the Jewish state are not the inheritors of hashem's covenant with the Israelites, believes "chosen" means "supreme" and that the Israeli state oppresses its Christian population.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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We allow those with delusions to freely walk the streets in America.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (F24MQ)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)
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I want the pendulum swing back right in Britain to be so far that Restore dismantles the monarchy, exiles the entire royal family, and turns Buckingham Palace into a museum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (mdSmG)
You would need to be enormously ignorant of biblical scripture and teaching to believe that. There is in fact more in biblical teaching to make you wonder if Tucker and Nostrils are in league with satan.
This is all part of an op planned long ago whereby people alleged to be conservative when they are really evil subversives. It all follows.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (TmQh+)
How about just that he's cruel and dangerous with a soul rotted to the core and Christians shouldn't support or worship him. Even a broken clock is correct sometimes, however this is not one of those times.
Tucker seems to have been personally shattered by the billion dollar judgement against Fox that included him being fired. I don't believe it's a fake persona just to get clicks. I think Tucker has developed a delusional persecution complex. Some day, he might even admit this.
Carlson recognizes that his life post collapse of the American Empire will be as hard as any poor persons, don't believe this little speech is motivated by anything other than self interest.
Good for you for talking..tucker. but also FUCK YOU tucker..your talking also got us here
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (JCZqz)
How does he feel about Washington crossing the Delaware on Christmas Night?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)
Washington, Washington
Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun
Spread, Spread, Delaware
He's Coming He's Coming He's Coming
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (qLmoE)
Well yeah but on the other hand... Louis Farrakhan.
Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (AozP3)
Her income is a massive red flag. Women do not respect men who make less money than them, so the implied advertisement there is that they want a billionaire minotaur.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)
I object to the implication that Ace's shelving is unimportant.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (Vpqw1)
So, Iran has a Joe Biden also.......
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: George from 1776 at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (SD7rz)
When will Toocoo announce that he's built a mountaintop bunker and will come down no more?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (ZQkti)
How does he feel about Washington crossing the Delaware on Christmas Night?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)
Washington, Washington
Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun
Spread, Spread, Delaware
He's Coming He's Coming He's Coming
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (y9nCu)
I love that song so much.
https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Avenge me!
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer
Posted by: rickb223
Can't touch this!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (ndZc7)
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Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
·
2h
US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)
Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)
Bobby De Niro said it best; *drool*
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (JCZqz)
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Even without the Straight of Hormuz, we have direct or indirect control of something like 60% of all oil in the world.
We're not exactly post-war England right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)
But if it's real, I'm guessing she also forgot to put *very picky* as a quality.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: JROD
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The same 33% that appear everywhere else. Their numbers aren't increasing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (F24MQ)
So, Iran has a Joe Biden also.......
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (X7dyz)
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Yeah, but they don't have a Politboro of competing fiefdoms.
They have the IRGC. The head of state de facto in Iran is one guy. The de facto head of state in America was a bunch of department heads.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)
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I want the pendulum swing back right in Britain to be so far that Restore dismantles the monarchy, exiles the entire royal family, and turns Buckingham Palace into a museum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (mdSmG)
And I want superpowers....
Oh well, dare to dream. Maybe in a few centuries...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: FeatherBlade
.......
It's so guys can calculate how much they get when the divorce happens.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (W2Pud)
Her income is a massive red flag. Women do not respect men who make less money than them, so the implied advertisement there is that they want a billionaire minotaur.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)
Eight feet tall, eight-pack abs, eight-figure income, eighteen-inch dick.
Posted by: Because of inflation. Or inflammation. at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (TbWk/)
WI Morons, get out and vote for Maria Lazar.
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (Q+gd/)
With all the ships getting through Hormuz it's very clear that whatever control Iran has of it is spotty at best and may not actually exist outside of fearful actuaries in London.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (2ocoG)
@RyanGirdusky
·
2h
US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)
Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)
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We're deporting a lot of people.
And these numbers should be coming directly from hospitals, not surveys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (mdSmG)
"What does it mean when your penis shrivels up and grows green tentacles? Asking for a friend."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (u82oZ)
Republicans vs Democrats net favorability
2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5
That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (19SAM)
Why would such an exceptional woman need to have her friend advertise her on x? Another ludicrous thing from the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
She leaks air, slowly, but there's a patch kit for such issues that accompanies her everywhere.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (ZQkti)
Oh well, dare to dream. Maybe in a few centuries...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (xcxpd)
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A figurehead head of state who never, ever exercises his power, letting Parliament do whatever it wants without interference, is no basis for a system of government.
Tarts with scimitars in ponds is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (mdSmG)
I figure I will sand and varnish it again at 2:30 and then again at 6:30.
So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (PLgLU)
********
Yeah, I have a family member that still listens to Tucker.
Hopefully, my recent mocking of him has changed his mind.
I think he now realizes he was wrong, but it's only been a few days.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (NpAcC)
Boy, I bet it was painful for them to admit that. Or at least I hope it was.
Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (AozP3)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (y171U)
oh it's fast-drying varnish says it needs 3-4 hours to dry and that seems accurate. I know that a lot of people say 24 hours. I'm going by what's on the can.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)
@RyanGirdusky
·
2h
US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)
Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)
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They should all be at zero. Period.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (lCppi)
"What does it mean when your penis shrivels up and grows green tentacles? Asking for a friend."
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Those aren't tentacles, they're Fiddlehead Ferns, you jackass.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (ZQkti)
bots and paid followers
Posted by: brak at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (jGJov)
I figure I will sand and varnish it again at 2:30 and then again at 6:30.
So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)
3 is a minimum. It depends on the wood and how it takes the varnish.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (xcxpd)
But if it's real, I'm guessing she also forgot to put *very picky* as a quality.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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There's a reason a gal like that needs a matchmaker.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (F24MQ)
With all the ships getting through Hormuz it's very clear that whatever control Iran has of it is spotty at best and may not actually exist outside of fearful actuaries in London.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (2ocoG)
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Iran never controlled it. It's an international waterway that they have a coastline on. They tried to exert threats over it which partially worked for a few weeks.
The actual control over oil Iran has had is the 2 million barrels a day they produced, usually selling well below market rates to Russian and China to get around sanctions.,
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (mdSmG)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LTA9p3zhGbQ
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)
Yellow is fine. It's all pink on the inside.
The conservative part is important to me, though. I was married to a liberal. Never. Again.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (FmapG)
Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)
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They should all be at zero. Period.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (lCppi)
I rise in defense of hot asians and latinas!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)
Andrew is mostly just a poonhound. Charles is a closet muzzie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (utfVc)
That's also Barack Obama's wishlist.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (Q+gd/)
yeah, looking more and more like Laura Loomer's claim that Tucker has converted to islam is true.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (HXT0k)
thanks. I guess I can do a couple more tomorrow.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (1wjle)
Don’t worry. The subversives on SCOTUS are about to tell you the 14th Amendment was totally formulated to make sure anyone who illegally crossed the border or who was otherwise born from parents that are not American citizens and the squeeze out a baby on our shores, are bona fide citizens.
What else could the 14th Amendment be for if not that and birth tourism?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (TmQh+)
Posted by: cpurick at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (lNjg1)
Posted by: Socratease at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (YgfoU)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Wet dream about Hillary?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (ndZc7)
So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?
Posted by: ace
.......
Depends how high you want to get.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (UjdFS)
___
Dammit, we're not fooling anyone!
-Thune
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (Dv3i1)
i'm doing that. I would like not to do it.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (1wjle)
Republicans vs Democrats net favorability
2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5
That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)
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This year was never going to be like 2018.
2018 had Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell giving oxygen to every Russian collusion conspiracy.
2026 does not have that.
Plus, the 2020 census redrew maps to all but eliminate on the cusp seats. A massive wave nets 15-20 seats now, not 60.
Plus, America still seems kind of pissed about the whole, "oops the third world entered the country through the southern border thing and drove up all of our costs of living, pass a new law so that we can let in more," thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (X7dyz)
Charles slobbers over Islam but refuses to give a message for Christianity's most holy day. He's probably the perfect titular head for the modern CoE.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (Q+gd/)
Tarts with scimitars in ponds is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (mdSmG)
I don't like the Parliamentary system but I'm not a fan of autocratic monarchies either. I prefer a more bottom-up local empowerment system.
The real problem is how many QaNGOs run around with taxpayer money exerting power.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LTA9p3zhGbQ
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (Av6i5)
******
That's great!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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As one that is familar with that world, it won't work except for the Flynn crowd. Same as the stupid 2016-2020 Dem ops regarding Trump and his divorces, etc.
In fact, the whole Rapture/Apocalyptic crowd has been on the wane in the evangelical community and ironically the reason is Trump.
Trump gives existential hope for the future to evangelicals while Barry and Puddin Brain's junta did not.
For the most part, Evangelicals dislike Muslims and the Muzzie pushes in Texas, and the normal part of VA (Falwell's old stomping grounds) give reason to view Trump as a corrective to weak assed GOPe GWB types muttering religion of peace while getting bucks behind the scene (like Tucker).
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (lCppi)
I get the feeling that Cucker's allowance from his rich wife isn't much. The prenup is probably even more iron-clad than the HMS Dreadnought.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM
I'm not sure it's closeted. Charles gave a speech in 1993 about how Islam is wonderful and must be respected.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (mdSmG)
Have we seen the thirty-whatever Republican retirements yet?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (FmapG)
I don't like the Parliamentary system but I'm not a fan of autocratic monarchies either. I prefer a more bottom-up local empowerment system.
The real problem is how many QaNGOs run around with taxpayer money exerting power.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)
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The Good King is probably the best form of government.
The problem is the derth of good kings.
Still, I think England would be better off with bad kings afraid of barons than a permanent political class undermining sovereignty at every moment possible for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (mdSmG)
So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?
Posted by: ace
However many it takes for it to look good to you.
Be sure to lightly sand the surface between coats to remove any dust that settled upon the surfaces as they dried. 400 grit or 600 grit sandpaper and a light touch is all that is required.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (ZQkti)
"One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
Posted by: brak at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (5rh/l)
I agree fully. But it's still fun to mock them.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (Q+gd/)
Does he get paid for bot clicks?
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (lCppi)
I love hearing anti-christ atheists bloviate about what is and is not Christian.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (a+4eV)
I'm thinking talking out power plants, bridges and desalination plants would be considered heavy mocking. I just bought snacks. Whatever happens is out of my control but I can watch lefties heads explode.
And I want to congratulate President Trump on his promotion. We all start off as racists. And you can only be Hitler for about 15 minutes before someone else becomes Hitler again. Usually President Trump.
Not everyone gets promoted to anti-Christ though.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (Sco7b)
Still needs 24 hours to cure or anything it touches will stick to it.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (TLp3A)
Better name for cavernous nostrils is Nostrilopithecus Gigantus
Posted by: Dave's not here at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (kp5iD)
Republicans vs Democrats net favorability
2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5
That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)
Despite the fact that the Republican Congress has been useless since Trump was inaugurated. That Trump guy is super unpopular.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (ExV1e)
Tucker could have him on and they could rattle on Antichrist Trump together. Tucker could pull some of the more retarded Dems into his audience, and Talarico could get some of the more retarded Republicans to vote for him - James can also pour on the antisemitism for extra points with the Tucktards, because that's no risk for Dem candidates.
This us low-hanging fruit for both of these conmen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (BI5O2)
I get the feeling that Cucker's allowance from his rich wife isn't much. The prenup is probably even more iron-clad than the HMS Dreadnought.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (y9nCu)
Yeah but he was getting multi-millions from Fox News. Plus whatever his current grift is. His net worth has to be over 40 million, maybe more if he invests well. How much money do you need?
I got 1/10 of that, I'd retire.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: zigggggy at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (EDeJ/)
Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
There is no moral equivalence between the United States of America and the Iranian butchers who have terrorized the world for nearly 50 years.
It's really easy (for sane people) to tell the good guys from the bad guys here.
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Well, for sane people, sure, but we're talking CNN.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (FmapG)
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It's my understanding that pretty much all of them are safe seats.
Really,...there are like 20-30, in total, actually contestable House seats right now. That's the story of the 2020 census redraw beyond the Census intentionally screwing it up (and admitting it) and giving at least 6 extra seats to Blue states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (mdSmG)
Also, clean it with Tack Cloth after you sand.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: LASue
It's not like YT (or whatever) cares where the clicks come from.
Unless they're trying to minimize how much they pay him.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (a+4eV)
Because, as stupid as it sounds to us, it is actually in the best interest of the UK to have the US continue to fund the Ukraine war and NATO.
And the best way toward that is, weakening Trump and the MAGA coalition.
IDK, I don't know fully the Brit right; but I'm of the impression that they think American Democrats are too conservative.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (TmQh+)
Boy, I bet it was painful for them to admit that. Or at least I hope it was.
Posted by: Jetto
Maybe we haven't made clear how WE'RE the party that best supports trans children? We need to be louder! Newsom and others tried to walk-back our imperative and it confused some people.
Posted by: AOC at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (JCZqz)
BUT, I think it unlikely the Trump actually is because (1) I don't expect the anti-Christ to come from the US. I think he will more than likely come from Europe. And (2) because I think he's too old. I don't think the anti-Christ would wait 80 years to bring about his plans.
But I could be wrong.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (INQN/)
Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)
You choked off the flow of blood to his brai...
Nevermind.
Posted by: Reforger at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (ZhdAT)
People in the media suck. They only get paid if people pay attention to them. So they must say stupid and crazy shit so people pay attention to them. Sometimes they fly too high and destroy themselves - see for example Keith Olberman. Ultimately, media people, at best, repeat what other people tell them. Most of the time they won't tell you who those other people are so you can decide whether it is bullshit or not. Its farcical most of the time. Lt Col. Bearclaw, some ex british spy with an expense account and no morals, a former employee of Bill and Hillary Clinton. None of these types of people are worth listening to at all. So they don't tell you who it is saying it. They do it for money. Its all about getting ahead, getting attention getting clicks, eyeballs etc. Its like they misbehaving attention starved kids found a way to get paid for their disfunction.
Posted by: F'me I am sick of the media at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (M7rua)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Kurt Eichenwald pulls down his pants and bends over.
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (+Bx8T)
Westboro Baptist types. Everyone is evil except them.
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (98kQX)
Who are Democrats, remember.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: davidt
I doubt it. Candace's number are on the slide and my guess is that Tucker's will follow if they haven't already. Basically, people on the right turn you off if your predictions are consistently wrong.
People on the left are utopians so like Muzzies, the triumph despite recent losses is always just around the corner (strength and weakness at the same time).
Tucker, Candace, and the rest of Dugin's assholes can generate a brief crowd (just like a carny geek) but eventually the Gnostic crowd shuffles away to the next bearded lady or some other carny that issue predictions.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)
The problem is the derth of good kings.
Still, I think England would be better off with bad kings afraid of barons than a permanent political class undermining sovereignty at every moment possible for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (mdSmG)
That's the sticking point. That and virtue is not hereditary. How do you get rid of bad leaders? That's the key, for me. If you can do it painlessly, go with that system. An armed 'ungovernable' populace or Barons are better than no checks and balances for sure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: ace
>My brother's water bed sprung a leak, so he bought new one.
But it doesn't fit the frame so he has been fabricating a new one. He's going nutso with the finishing, varnish, polyurethane and sealing.
Only you can determine how much weatherproofing/weatherbeating you can endure.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (mdSmG)
Have we seen the thirty-whatever Republican retirements yet?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (FmapG)
Yes - there are actually more than 30 already.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: ace
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I feel that, man.
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (513IY)
Ugg... there's one that seems fairer but feels fouler.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)
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This fails to adequately explain George Will's TDS.
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (+Bx8T)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (HXT0k)
They also don't like Jews very much. Had to unfollow more than few UK conservatives over Israel hate.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)
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Since the perfect is not possible, you aim for the possible.
A government responsible directly through incentives to the will of the people. Do the people always get it right? No, but if they get it wrong, they have the ability to change things back, and they get the bad choices good and hard.
Which is why I hate the administrative state so much. Rutherford B. Hayes is history's worst president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (+Bx8T)
His shit's all retarded and he's a fag.
So really not on board with social conservatism.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ace [i/i]
I hope either your deck is covered, or you don't get any kind of weather, or you're using marine varnish.
Varnishes made for indoor furniture don't necessarily hold up when they get wet.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (a+4eV)
Westboro Baptist types. Everyone is evil except them.
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (98kQX)
Who are Democrats, remember.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Whole thing was a scam in the first place. The hijacker of Westboro's church was a scummy lawyer and several of the others of his extended family became lawyers as well. The rest served as footsoldiers for their fake and gay protests for pay. The model was to sue local jurisdictions kicking their asses out of places using first amendment laws.
Nasty critters more akin to Jim Jones than any sort of religion.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
you can only rely on ragebait for so long before you need a new schtick
Posted by: brak at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (ViBbm)
See below on their view of the life of the Iranian people vs their power...
Iranian state media filmed dozens of civilians forming a human chain in front of one of the country's power plants on Tuesday.
Iranian officials had called on civilians to help protect energy infrastructure amid President Donald Trump's threats to begin targeting it.
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (dmDsy)
____
We're surging too far ahead. Quick, roll out the amnesty gambit!
-Republican Party
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (mdSmG)
Word.
I rank FDR and Wilson as worse but Hayes sowed the seeds...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (xcxpd)
I love hearing anti-christ atheists bloviate about what is and is not Christian.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Does it make you feel better or worse that these comments were from r/Christianity?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (mdSmG)
We're all gonna find out together.
I'm glad you're following the minutia so I can just vote, bring my like-minded neighbors to vote, and volunteer at my polling place.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (FmapG)
Help me out here --
If no one is illegal on stolen land and we, the purported stealers, now live on stolen land, would not we be considered illegal?
And, therefore, we're on it and it's ours via double negative logic.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (ZQkti)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (n5tGW)
Did he pay cash for it? Otherwise he'll never have a reserved booth at Beef O Brady's.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
.... I stand by what I said.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (Zo5VZ)
Posted by: ShainS
Will is another bowtie boy that maintained his main stream media gig by being a waterboy for conservative surrender with honor types. His hysterics about blue jeans in common culture in the eighties was an example of this sort of WASP elitist throwback to the 1950's. And his atheism did not wear well with his attitudes toward the GOP base moving away from the Ivy League Prep boy crap.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)
bots and paid followers
Posted by: brak
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It was shown here, within the month, Viewing Rooms they call them. A room with a thousand telephones, floor to ceiling, all programmed to give clicks to the chosen object. They say the Chinese have infinite numbers of these. Why not the Islamists and the Rooskies too?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (F24MQ)
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I would think an Antichrist would need to have earthly power, so it couldn't be Europe. The clerk at your local city hall has more power than the Prime Ministers of those fag countries.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Deborah Hamilton at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (QrgRG)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (GD0B3)
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Heh, Ancient Astronaut Theorists are real!
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (n17eQ)
I'm glad you're following the minutia so I can just vote, bring my like-minded neighbors to vote, and volunteer at my polling place.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (FmapG)
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Chances are Democrats take the House.
I'd expect the Senate has no net changes. Maybe something like a tradeoff between NC and GA/MI, but it'll be even.
So, you know, Democrats will get their loud failure theater and impeachment circus that leads nowhere while Trump gets more appointments through the Senate, ICE keeps functioning at heightened OBBB levels through the end of 2028, and the DOJ keeps suing states for their out of alignment with statutory requirements voter rolls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Bat Boy at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (7Q0e+)
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Ace.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (n17eQ)
Who knows what they are clicking.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (F24MQ)
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I could be wrong, but I think the logic is simply hatred of Western Civ.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (Dv3i1)
4 Coats is about right. It just takes a lot of time for the subsequent coats to dry as the wood is essentially sealed after the 1st.
I would not look to use it for 24 hrs after the final coat, though.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (TLp3A)
IIRC there's something in the Bible indicating the AC will come from somewhere in the Roman Empire. That's a lot of territory, potentially, but it's mostly Europe.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Deborah Hamilton
2 Corinthians walk into a bar....
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Trump gets more appointments through the Senate...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (mdSmG)
I think I've spotted the flaw in your logic.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:01 PM (FmapG)
Who knows what they are clicking.
CIA actually did their job in Venezuela and Iran. For me that's the most stunning thing to have happened in Trump 2.0.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (2ocoG)
Usually, I lightly polish with 0000 Steel Wool after the final coat.
But, I wait 24-48 Hours to do that. Otherwise the Steel Wool will shed and stick in that final coat.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (TLp3A)
Less Tucker.
And prep is the key with varnish. Great fine sanding and wipe down with mineral spirits in between each layer. You’ll want to keep putting more coats as they look better and better.
Posted by: RI Red at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (fRFTM)
Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)
The real problem is how many QaNGOs run around with taxpayer money exerting power.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)
My conclusion from observations over a more than few decades: A parliamentary government with a single-party majority, and without a monarch or president having and using veto power to quash far-right or -left policies and laws, is an elected monarchy. For as long as the government can go without risking an election, or holding an election per the nation's constitution.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:01 PM (FmapG)
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So...Trump has gotten 0 appointments this Congress?
Sounds like news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)
I guess they succeeded.
Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (XodLO)
I guess he isn't much of a wrestler. We should probably have Fr. Chad Ripperger visit him in a professional capacity next time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Yuck Yuck at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (n5tGW)
Infrastructure equals war crimes.
Insane post.
Escalating rhetoric.
Yada, yada, yada.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (Sco7b)
Are these like the images of guys on flying carpets with AKs shooting down planes?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (5rh/l)
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And people wonder why Starmer hasn't been forced out of his position despite predictions for almost 2 straight years that it was always just around the corner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Ian S.
>My bro is a throwback to the '70s. He's the only one I know who still has a water bed.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (Fbc0I)
Usually, I lightly polish with 0000 Steel Wool after the final coat.
But, I wait 24-48 Hours to do that. Otherwise the Steel Wool will shed and stick in that final coat.
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What project are you guys talking about?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (n17eQ)
Cardboard?
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (Q+gd/)
If they are loyal to the old "leaders" Bye, bye
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (TLp3A)
If they are loyal to the old "leaders" Bye, bye
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (IJL3x)
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The regime is begging for children.
https://x.com/AlinejadMasih/
status/2041516252221362596
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (mdSmG)
Im sorry. I don't put much trust in ""images" . How do we know this is more AI stuff?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Midgets. Get Over It. at April 07, 2026 02:06 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 02:06 PM (Y1sOo)
Thanks to Obama, I have reached my lifetime cap for accepting being scolded about Islamists’ feelings. Don’t care. If it hurts then leave, you will be happier elsewhere. That goes for Tucker, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (TLp3A)
How long did you park the Vespa ?
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (SD7rz)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM
That tracks. Before Three Year Letterman (big X troll poster, JD Vance and Ron DeSantis have both paid homage to him) made them famous again I'd forgotten they were ever a thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)
It makes as much sense as saying good Christians need to worry about remembering not to fuck their neighbor's wife.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (HXT0k)
If anything, Tucker and Candace are the ones coming off as demonic. Especially Candace. She's been caught lying many times.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (IifOV)
Sounds like news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)
No, obviously not.
Do you not think he could have gotten more through? If I recall correctly, almost 100 of his nominees are currently blocked in the Senate because one of them wasn't qualified.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (z7rHe)
@nicksortor
LMFAO! President Trump just revealed Kim Jung Un called Joe Biden "RETARDED"
"He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person! Okay? Joe Biden!
He said he's a mentally retarded person! He was so nasty to Joe Biden, it was terrible!"
"But to me, he likes Trump!"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)
I wouldn't be shocked if they start talking nonsense about the Trinity.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (mf0KU)
Do you not think he could have gotten more through? If I recall correctly, almost 100 of his nominees are currently blocked in the Senate because one of them wasn't qualified.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (FmapG)
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I'm curious.
Did I write that Trump would get all his appointments through? I believe I said, "more".
Was that incorrect?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (mdSmG)
I was going to add this.
So I'll just add this:
This is very important. Also saving a day to cut corners on something like this is going to result in lingering disappointment.
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (jstR0)
https://x.com/AlinejadMasih/
status/2041516252221362596
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (mdSmG)
Lovely.
The first and third guys are totally ghoulish. But the second guy has the look and sound of a man who's thinking "oh, G-d I can't believe they're making me read this. Fuck my life."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (BI5O2)
The hardest part of the job is having the patience to properly finish. You can't rush it. And it is REALLY easy to rush the final finishing steps as cure time can be all over the map depending on Environmental Condition and Materials.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (TLp3A)
>>Is Tucker the first test of the CIA laser that turns people gay?
One should not throw out the suggestion of demonic possession cavlierly, but I think demonic possession can explain a lot of the madness that is going around.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (m9wtu)
Posted by: Ian S.
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John Ratcliffe
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (F24MQ)
We did too, but that doesn't merit breaking news somehow. Sad.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: MrManCan at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (b5I7i)
Posted by: Deborah Hamilton
I figured that out only a couple of months ago. [Puts bag over head.]
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (ndZc7)
I imagine there has been much more in 2025-2026.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy- likes standard time and morning light at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (rLs2a)
and now Trump is the Antichrist for realsies?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)
1000 x this.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (TLp3A)
Was that incorrect?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (mdSmG)
Neither of us know yet. But I like your view of things better than mine.
I expect that if the Senate doesn't change hands, it'll remain status quo. And that's the best case scenario, particularly if the Democrat House is sending impeachment after impeachment over to be tried.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: NPC_11111001, a subsidary of Infosh*t, minions of Big Penguin at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (0sNs1)
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It takes Un to know Un.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (ndZc7)
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This is so great. I can't get over the greatness of this statement.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)
It makes as much sense as saying good Christians need to worry about remembering not to fuck their neighbor's wife.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (HXT0k)
Eh, it's normal for Christians to worry about the End Times. There isn't a consensus about if the Church will be raptured before or after the mass killing begins. So people wonder, watch, and worry, even if they shouldn't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)
And you know who's going to show up and do that? Muslims, devout muslims. Exactly the kind of people that Iran needs a whole lot fewer of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (utfVc)
So obviously he's David Bowie.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (W2Pud)
One should not throw out the suggestion of demonic possession cavlierly, but I think demonic possession can explain a lot of the madness that is going around.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM
Are Crocs a tool of the debbil?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (0sNs1)
Every name sounds better with an 'S' at the end, even if there actually isn't one.
Posted by: Straits of Hormuz at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (PLgLU)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:
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The chances of Republicans losing the Senate are vanishingly small.
They'd have to lose NC (Cooper can't get above 45% in a poll in a state he's supposedly popular in, all while the state has been moving rightward in registration since he left office as gov), ME (Collins sits on a throne of skulls for a reason), TX (HA!), and one other while holding Michigan (if that Muslim gets the nomination for the D's...it could be a tossup) and GA (Ossoff very well could lose, especially if the FBI is looking into Fulton which...they seem to be).
And even if D's net 3, Republicans still hold the majority because of Vance as VP.
Remember, the 2018 election saw a D+9 generic environment and Republicans...gained 2 Senate seats. It's not about the generic environment, it's about the specific seats in the specific states and that senate races drive up turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)
Iranian officials with guns, I'd bet.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (lCppi)
oh really? I didn't know that because, much like Tuq'r Qarlson, I'm not actually much of Christian.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (1wjle)
I seem to recall "The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath" in there as well.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (8avO+)
1 Thessalonians 4:13-18. It states that all living believers, along with all believers who have died, will meet the Lord Jesus in the air and will be with Him forever. The rapture is God’s removing of His people from the earth. A few verses later, in 1 Thessalonians 5:9, Paul says, “For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ.”
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (utfVc)
Exactly who it is... Wives and Children of "true believers"....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (IJL3x)
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Gee, its almost as if they are doing the stereotypical leftist thing and projecting. Hey, wait a minute . . .
Posted by: Good Point at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Also, do not be gay. Seriously, resist the temptation of that youth pastor's sweet, sweet booty. Avoid sexy twinks at all costs!
Posted by: Reverend Manly Butch of the Pinedale Community Church (no homo) at April 07, 2026 02:15 PM (gKWVE)
Dan Crenshaw ? Did NOT see that coming. Neither did Dan - at least from the blind side.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:15 PM (SD7rz)
Trump treats him like a person and tries to come to an accommodation with him. Every other President treats him as a foreign threat to stir up fear in the populace so that the government can gain more power.
For himself, Kim Jung Un doesn't need more domestic power. Maybe, probably not - but maybe, he'd actually like to improve things in his country but he needs a foreign partner other than the CCP or Russia to accomplish that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)
And you know who's going to show up and do that? Muslims, devout muslims. Exactly the kind of people that Iran needs a whole lot fewer of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (utfVc)
Meanwhile, Trump can just hit other targets. Do they think that we are gonna tell them what we are hitting?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (mdSmG)
Shhhhh! SHHHHH! Shush. Zip it. Stop. ZZZp. Hush now.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (lCppi)
The table got one more coat (inside) than I expected.
Posted by: RI Red at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (fRFTM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (mdSmG)
You and I completely agree on this part.
I just don't agree that the Senate will (be able to?) move Trump's nominees with any rapidity, particularly with the requirement to hold trial after trial from the Democratic House.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (hirWM)
Posted by: garrett
This! My servers are sparkling clean.
Posted by: Hillary at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
With all the critical sites across the country, that's a lot of logistics and wasted man hours standing by 24/7. Let's keep it up for a few weeks, and bomb whatever is uncovered.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (JCZqz)
*bites nails*
It that supposed to be a deterrent or an enhanced target?
Maybe Tucker could go and show his support. You know, him being a true believer and all that.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (IhVqi)
I think it would be a shame not to respect their aspirations to martyr themselves.
Bomb away.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO
Where there are power plants there are people with children who can be press-ganged. I'd expect every power station will have some sacrificial lambs they can leave to the bombs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)
I just don't agree that the Senate will (be able to?) move Trump's nominees with any rapidity, particularly with the requirement to hold trial after trial from the Democratic House.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (FmapG)
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They will continue at the same pace as before.
The only thing that could speed them up is Grassley dying. He's the main pillar holding up the blue slip process.
If Grassley dies and he gets replaced as chair of the judiciary committee, and his replacement is just the littlest bit based, then blue slips (a tradition, not a rule) gets tossed and suddenly the Senate is voting on "Chad FucktheImmigrants Johnson" for the 1st Circuit no matter what the MA senators think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Denny Crane - M O O N That Spells Armageddon! at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (dmDsy)
I imagine there has been much more in 2025-2026.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (NpAcC)
I wonder if they'll even count the unarmed protestors murdered en masse in the streets.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (mdSmG)
I'd vote for Chad FTI Johnson.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:19 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)
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Fuentes was the original Dugin butt-boy.
[I only learned of those relationships recently ...]
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (+Bx8T)
And any reasonable partner would off him the first chance they got.
And the world would be a better place.
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (jstR0)
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So when the 'loyal' population is laying down in front of power plants for a week or three, the remaining disloyal population is going to be free to do what?
These Islamists aren't Wylie Coyote Super Genius level minds are they.
Posted by: a moron at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)
That's the problem with a parliamentary system, as long as the majority stays together Starmer can stay. They can even eject Starmer and put in another clown without an election. That's what the Tories did twice before calling an election last time when they got destroyed because they all colluded to keep Reform from getting seats.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM
That's not who we are.
Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (0sNs1)
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Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.
https://is.gd/1XbnR8
(I envision Heinkel He-111s approaching the British coast when I listen to this.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
Naw. Hit the targets surrounded by human shields. These aren't hostages, they are the larval stages of islamist drones. Every one killed will be one less future soldier for islam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO
Where there are power plants there are people with children who can be press-ganged. I'd expect every power station will have some sacrificial lambs they can leave to the bombs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)
then don't hit power plants today. Everyone says its a war crime anyhow.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)
Carlson's kid still works on Vance's communications team and I don't trust the apple that comes from that tree.
Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)
Except it's not though.
- Bill Clinton in Yugoslavia and Serbia and pretty much the entirety of WWII.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: strepthroat at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (mxEar)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (cWffP)
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (reMys)
Iranian state media filmed dozens of civilians forming a human chain in front of one of the country's power plants on Tuesday.
Iranian officials had called on civilians to help protect energy infrastructure amid President Donald Trump's threats to begin targeting it.
Trump has given Iran until 8 p.m. ET to agree to a deal that would reopen the Strait of Hormuz, but no progress has been announced.
Note: No word on how much is show and if active energy infrastructure.
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Carlson alleged he is or was a traditional Christian who believes in God and the teachings of Jesus. He's converted into another religion or dropped Christianity altogether?
I'm going with Islam, TuCa and others (including a multitude of wacko ideologies) revealed, or not yet revealed, are the anti-Christ. And, perhaps there have been and/or are some signs from the Seven Signs of the Revelations, Book of the Revelations. 🤷♀️
I'm confident Trump and his administration won't destroy a great deal of the world, but I'm certain with a nuclear weapon, Iran would try.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (reMys)
Yet I do.
Tuq'r Qarlson...brilliant!
It's like he was walking one day and a piano fell on his head and this is the result.
One has to assume Candace is barking mad from the last baby she popped out. Maybe she always was and one thing (like Charlie Kirk firing her smug self) set her off on the path to insanity.
She seriously should stay home in a padded cell. Her husband should have a huge supply of tranq darts to fire at her through the cage in the door.
Once they start screaming about the book of Revelation it's all over, folks. As they, the poohbah's, interpret it for us.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: EasilyBored at April 07, 2026 03:17 PM (NkLoQ)
Islam is satanism by another name.
Posted by: EasilyBored at April 07, 2026 03:17 PM (NkLoQ
Should we kill all Muslims?
Serious question.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (Ahu4D)
Wouldn't it make Elon Mollusk the false profit?
and Grok the entity that enforces worship of the antichrist?
1. Miraculous Signs and Wonders
The False Profit isn't just a speaker; he performs "great signs" to deceive the population.
Calling Fire from Heaven: He performs public miracles to give the Antichrist an aura of divine authority (over SpaceX)
The Talking Image: He orders the people to build an "Image of the Beast." (Grok) He is then given the power to give breath to this image so that it can speak.
2. The Death Penalty
The enforcement is literal and lethal. Revelation 13:15 states that the False Profit causes anyone who refuses to worship the image of the beast to be killed (through Palantir/tip-line) This creates a "worship or die" ultimatum for everyone on earth.
3. Economic Control (The Mark of the Beast)
This is perhaps the most famous method of enforcement. To ensure total compliance, the False Prophet institutes a global economic boycott:The Mark: Everyone—regardless of status, wealth, or age—is forced to receive a mark on their right hand or their forehead.The Restriction: No one can buy or sell anything unless they have the mark of Grok
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (h4n6w)
I am a little embarrassed that I fell for Tucker's crap for so long. It was only about 6 to 8 months ago that I started suspecting there was something up with this weird dude. - When I noticed that Christian Apologists whose podcasts I sometimes tune into pointed out that Carlson was defending the human-shields tactics of Palestinian terrorists in Gaza; finding constant fault in Israel defending itself and making other sick arguments.
Allow me to point out that Christian Apologists' reactions to Carlson's crap is to either roll their eyes or laugh at him.
His "I'm defending true christianity" arguments are wholly unpersuasive.
He should go back to hunting UFO's and fending off midnight "demon attacks" while sleeping with his wife and dogs.
Posted by: Bach In Black at April 07, 2026 09:10 PM (KY9hS)
Iran Media Celebrates the Great Islamic Victory in Rescue of F-15 WSO; Joe Kent Spreads Iran Propaganda Lie That US Was Attempting to Kill the Weapons Officer Rather Than Rescue Him
Who put forward Joe Kent's name? Whoever did should be fired. I'm guessing it was Tulsi Gabbard but I don't know that.
He's a traitor and don't give me that jazz that servicemembers can't be traitors. Benedict Arnold was a capable commander until he turned over West Point to England. He posted a dishonest message that PJs (pararescue men, who I thought were Pararescue Jumpers, but no one seems to call them that) are "the best" while posting Iranian propaganda funneled through Iran's American agents at DropSite news that the US was attempting to murder its own man.American GIs, Tokyo Joe has a new message for you. The IRGC is having its way with your wives and girlfriends, American GIs.
Oh I'm getting to that, below. American warplanes and drones released, a former pararescue man reports based on his insider knowledge, "violence of Biblical proportions" in the "FAFO box" around the downed airmen. No, Tokyo Joe, it wasn't to kill the wizzo. It was to eradicate hundreds of Islamic Occupation Army thugs hunting him and rushing to his position.
Ex-Trump counterterror honcho Joe Kent promotes disturbing Iranian propaganda claiming US tried to kill stranded soldier By Emily Crane
Published April 6, 2026, 4:29 p.m. ET Conspiracy theorist and ex-National Counterterrorism Center boss Joe Kent has been called out for promoting wild Iranian propaganda that suggested the United States was actually trying to kill a downed American airman -- just hours before he was dramatically rescued. Kent, who abruptly resigned from his Trump administration position last month in protest over Iran, got into a war of words with CNN's Jake Tapper on Monday after the former counterterror honcho was called out for peddling the false claims. He had shared an article from Iranian state media over the weekend that claimed the US was actively bombing the same area where the missing airman was believed to be.
You know, most traitors believe they're doing the right thing by championing a foreign country over their own. Plus, traitors tend to be enormous egotists, narcissists really, who always know better than everyone else. Here's some background about the foreign propaganda mill "Drop Site News."
The pro-regime outlet was reporting that the Trump administration had "lost hope" of finding the American soldier and was now trying to kill him before he could be captured by Iranian forces.
Kent shared the post before President Trump revealed hours later that the crewman had finally been rescued in a daring operation behind enemy lines. Tapper, for his part, was quick to ridicule Kent "nonsense" post -- arguing his theory hadn't aged well. "Former National Counterterrorism Center director Joe Kent sharing Iranian state-linked outlet nonsense claiming, falsely, that the US was trying to kill the then-lost US pilot," Tapper posted on X. ... A defensive Kent quickly fired back, accusing Tapper and other media outlets of trying to "promote this foolish war & attack anyone who points out how this war isn't in our nation's interest."
The madwoman that Tokyo Joe leaked to instead of doing his actual job has some thoughts as well:
The media in Iran is parading the treasure trove of intelligence it collected. Underwear is only the beginning: our preferences in toothpaste, sunscreen, & preserved meats were also revealed. I regret the loss of secrets. But I gained respect for our soldiers’ dental hygiene. pic.twitter.com/r17KRZpSpO
— Mike (@Doranimated) April 5, 2026
Outstanding work, guys. Give yourselves all a bonus. The bitter communists are celebrating the loss of the planes and helos as a big Win for Iran:
Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time. pic.twitter.com/EB36KGNxC5
— Daniel Foubert 🇵🇱🇫🇷 (@Arrogance_0024) April 5, 2026
Peter BakerIf it sounds to you like a giant commie lie that it's a war crime to target military-used infrastructure in war, that's because that's exactly what it is. This bitter communist professor says the US committed war crimes by targeting "military aged males" rushing to capture the downed pilot. He claims they might have just been civilians racing up the mountain towards the pilot so they're all war criminals. "Age and gender," he intones, are not enough under International Law to establish that someone is a combatant. How about context? Seems to me the only people racing up a mountain where a downed pilot is hidden are going to be people trying to capture him, not Recreational Armed Speed Hikers.
@peterbakernyt No other modern president has talked so openly about committing potential war crimes. Wartime presidents and their aides have usually insisted they were trying to follow international and US military law, even if they violated it in some cases. @ewong
The only circumstance in which a civilian may be targeted is while they are directly participating in hostilities.
— Tom Dannenbaum (@tomdannenbaum) April 6, 2026
Being in a particular area does not entail direct participation in hostilities.
Targeting civilians is a war crime.
Source of quote:https://t.co/y3rdP8UcHk
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2) He said there was an intense firefight -- "violence of Biblical proportions" -- between ground Basij and IRGC forces and lots of American planes and drones sent to protect the area where the downed pilot was hiding. The American forces created an "FAFO box" around the pilot's position and anyone coming with in it got the FO. Planes and drones were bombing open road just to slow down the approaching Islamic Occupation Army forces. (Which the left tells me is a war crime. But then, so was targeting the Occupation forces rushing to capture and torture the pilot.)
3) Unfortunately some of the rescuers were wounded by bullets and shrapnel in the firefight. I expect this will be the subject of intense press curiosity over the next months. They will turn this Anti-Benghazi, where we actually committed all the forces necessary to achieve a rescue, into "Trump's Benghazi."
4) He does not estimate the number of Islamic Occupational Army thugs killed by from context it sounds like it could be in the hundreds.
5) Because the C-130s were stuck, they had to send in more C-130s to pick up the special forces operators now out in the open in Iran and surrounded by Islamic Occupation Army forces.
6) He says he was leaked the information -- actually he pretends he's speaking "hypothetically allegedly" -- that some of the joint chiefs did not want to mount the rescue at all, considering it too dangerous, but someone with the handle "SecWar" overruled them.
Hello! Happy Tuesday!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:11 PM (mdSmG)
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Iran sent in special forces. The put on a bounty of $60,000. The location wasn't that far from a city of 2.2 million people, so local IRGC and police were probably directly involved.
And the US mowed down 1500 of them while losing no men.
But they got the jerky and the underwear.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:13 PM (mdSmG)
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Some Joint Chiefs are going to end up enjoying their pensions real soon.
And it's going to be the worst scandal since the last one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:14 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 12:14 PM (j+aD2)
Is that a number you heard or an estimate?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (1wjle)
Is that a number you heard or an estimate?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (1wjle)
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It's a number I heard. Can't remember where.
I imagine precise counts are just this side of impossible outside of Iran, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
exactly
it was an AMAZING rescue operation!
but of course we're not allowed to be happy or proud, bc bitter commies run our media and stuff
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:16 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: 8:30 PM EST at April 07, 2026 12:16 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 12:16 PM (j+aD2)
https://x.com/RealSpitfire/
status/2040907950517277142
But, you know, it's just a tweet with no sources.
I didn't realize I'd be grilled so hard!
Jeez!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:16 PM (mdSmG)
"Based Camp with Malcolm and Simone" had an ep a month ago about the left being "Spiteful Mutants" who just hate the normal and well-functioning. They also discussed the folklore trope of the Swamp Hag and how leftist women all fit that trope.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:17 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 12:17 PM (98kQX)
i'm just curious because that guy made it sound like a lot of enemies were killed but no one has offered any estimates.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:18 PM (1wjle)
Iran had a full day head start. The colonel was injured and only had a sidearm and a locator beacon.
Iran NEEDED this victory. They NEEDED to parade the POW around and torture him.
They offered a bounty of roughly 20-30x the annual Iranian salary to catch him in addition to getting direct reports with experience to go.
And they fucking failed miserably, getting slaughtered in the process.
"Please, children, protect our power plants," makes a whole lot of sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:18 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)
- that Iran keeps making empty threats, even after everyone can see that they haven't-- can't-- do shit?
- Or the American left that keeps repeating the ridiculous threats as if we must take them seriously?
The Obama dead-enders must be cycling through new televisions daily as they rage and scream at Iran to do something, anything, to humiliate Trump and America.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 12:19 PM (HXT0k)
That person is obviously incompetent if he doesn't listen to The Experts.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:20 PM (vTZFs)
19 Again, I don't know what is more pathetic and embarrassing:
- that Iran keeps making empty threats, even after everyone can see that they haven't-- can't-- do shit?
- Or the American left that keeps repeating the ridiculous threats as if we must take them seriously?
The Obama dead-enders must be cycling through new televisions daily as they rage and scream at Iran to do something, anything, to humiliate Trump and America.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 12:19 PM (HXT0k)
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They fired one missile at Saudi Arabia last night.
1.
They're overall firing something like 5% of what they were originally firing on the first day of operations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:20 PM (mdSmG)
"Age and gender," he intones, are not enough under International Law to establish that someone is a combatant.
Ah, so they should have checked IDs? Now you like IDs?
Posted by: Hillary! at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
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Afghanistan under The AutoPen Empire? Not so much ...
... The Left is overtly rooting for MOAR American body bags (and The IRGC is taking full advantage of these American traitors).
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (HI/Zw)
MS Now loves interviewing these guys as part of their 'Even Trump supporters and veterans no longer support President Trump!' campaign.
And their polls are disastrous.
My favorite line by some guy interviewed and shown at noon...
"How do you win a war by completely destroying a country?" That was classic.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Sco7b)
The good news is that there's still time to prosecute Bill Clinton, who bombed both bridges and power plants in Yugoslavia in 1999.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (n1OCj)
"How do you win a war by completely destroying a country?" That was classic.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Sco7b)
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"I mean..."
-William Tecumseh Sherman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (So85e)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (nTGnD)
And the US mowed down 1500 of them while losing no men.
But they got the jerky and the underwear.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
US should get the bounty.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (0SGkq)
Is that a number you heard or an estimate?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (1wjle)
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It's a number I heard. Can't remember where.
I imagine precise counts are just this side of impossible outside of Iran, of course.
Yeah, I saw that number at Insty's comments, but have been unable to find any support for it. What I read earlier today was dozens up to 100, but again, that's with no real support.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bNf8H)
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"Yes, we will sacrifice 40 year old airframes which we can replace in a matter of weeks (but don't need to because we have hundreds more already) to save our guy behind enemy lines. Now...imagine what we would do if you actually got our guy."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Steven Raichlen at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (M7rua)
This is either a fabrication, or a textbook example of cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Any general officer who expressed that sort of sentiment put himself on a short list for retirement.
And that isn't disloyalty to Trump...it is disloyalty to American armed forces tradition and doctrine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Hillary! = Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)
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Dual-Use Infrastructure is fair game and not "war crimes"... ignorant propagandist useful idiots!
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (HI/Zw)
Any general officer who expressed that sort of sentiment put himself on a short list for retirement.
And that isn't disloyalty to Trump...it is disloyalty to American armed forces tradition and doctrine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (n9ltV)
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*thinks back to Obama "remaking" the armed forces*
Yeah, I can believe that one of them said this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:24 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 12:24 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Josephistan at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (y9ksN)
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
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A surprising number of Western "thought" leaders calculate human beings lives in terms of economic units. Could explain the blindness to the negative effects of indiscriminate importation of swarthy GDP units.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:20 PM (mdSmG)
You're new at this....
"Iran is running out of targets to destroy. THAT'S why they aren't launching as many missiles."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:20 PM (mdSmG)
You're new at this....
"Iran is running out of targets to destroy. THAT'S why they aren't launching as many missiles."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (n9ltV)
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Fair.
Tel Aviv is in ashes. AI slop told me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (mdSmG)
Like that verbal diarrhea from Tom Dannenbaum. He's supposedly a law professor but can't write a coherent sentence. I think he's making the absurd claim that it was somehow illegal to target Iranians closing in on the downed pilot -- notwithstanding their obvious malicious intent -- but he can barely write English, so it's not clear.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (CowIf)
The Brits are still trying former soldiers for their alleged actions in Northern Ireland the 1970s. (All the IRA terrorists were amnestied, of course, and are walking around free.)
The Left is doing their best to make sure that no one with any sense joins the military.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (n1OCj)
So these assholes can fuck right the fuck off.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:27 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:27 PM (e4VtS)
The Brits are still trying former soldiers for their alleged actions in Northern Ireland the 1970s. (All the IRA terrorists were amnestied, of course, and are walking around free.)
The Left is doing their best to make sure that no one with any sense joins the military.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (n1OCj)
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I'm mostly looking forward to the progressive parties in both countries trying to recast themselves as nationalistic and caring of the working man with 3 months to go before their respective general elections.
Should be amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:27 PM (mdSmG)
Bring back awesome euphemisms for execution.
"Dancing on air".
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (vFG9F)
Not illegal, even lawful orders.
Because Trump is the "Mad King."
And they are clearly threatening any soldiers who do follow any order with prosecution when they gain power.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (HXT0k)
And I 100% support spending hundreds of millions to do it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (N1DT3)
That Dannenbaum fag apparently has never heard of the term "unlawful combatant" under International Law. Running around a battlefield shooting at uniformed troops while wearing civilian clothes and no identifying mark such as an armband or brassard to show that you're part of a lawful military/paramilitary unit qualifies you as an unlawful combatant.
Interesting aside, unlawful combatants can be summarily executed under the Geneva and Hague Conventions without violating the Laws of War.
Hell, even the Crips and Bloods in the US would qualify as lawful combatants, because they wear blue and red identifying marks. These middle eastern mohammedans never wear anything to identify themselves. Chinese knock-off counterfeit sneakers doesn't count.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (y9nCu)
No more defeatism. Vote in the primaries. Vote out the Rinos and if you fail vote for traitorous asses in November and try again.
Because the alternative is a combination of the fall of the Soviet Union and the Yugoslav civil war and we don’t want that.
Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (XodLO)
I remember from playing around with supplements various mental effects. I would find myself like depressed (ashwanghanda) or fit to bouts of rage (creatine, oddly) and I would think: 'I am not right. This is not normal.'
Now, this was mostly due to underlying mental state, but the supplements brought it out under those conditions much more readily.
I do not think any of these people have that self reflection. Or if they do, they are suppressing it or even egging the imbalance on in order to get clicks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (e4VtS)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (vFG9F)
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"Candace completely proved that Israel and the French government are trying to execute her. She also proved that the Trump administration is owned by Israel and does whatever demonic thing that Bibi wants of him. Also, I love all the pictures of Candace partying at night because she's so in love with life in public where there's no fear for her life in her eyes."
-her AWFL audience
"I hate da Jooos."
-her Pakistani audience, fapping
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (jaO6p)
Not illegal, even lawful orders.
Because Trump is the "Mad King."
And they are clearly threatening any soldiers who do follow any order with prosecution when they gain power.
This is exactly what Mark Kelly and his crowd did a year or so ago. Nothing came of it, so I don't expect anything will this time either.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
It's been a long time since I watched that. I do recall seeing an interview with Col. Hambleton where he more or less admitted he killed a Vietnamese child to prevent him from telling an adult about his presence. Turns out people sometimes have to make really horrible decisions in war.
Posted by: PabloD at April 07, 2026 12:30 PM (eBZ2c)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:30 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Operator Error at April 07, 2026 12:30 PM (wsxbk)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 12:31 PM (513IY)
well, they say that no matter what he does. he could cure cancer, and they would demand that he prosecuted and jailed for it after he's out of office.
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 12:31 PM (oY6Yp)
And we did so in WWII. German spies wandering around our military in France and Germany in civilian clothes were subject to summary execution.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:31 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist
yup! And also, fuck off.
BTW, when you threaten me that you're going to throw the election to the left, let me threaten back: When the left comes for you, I will personally applaud them.
You are not my ally. If you throw the election to the left and they come for the pseudoright nazis well that just sounds fine to me!
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (cO6oP)
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Former Bernie supporter and Tulsi supporter who switch to Republican in about 2020, lost a safe GOP House seat twice, and then got a job in the Trump administration last year, supposedly at the behest of Tulsi.
He then spent his year tenure listening to Candace and complaining that the FBI wouldn't let him investigate things in his non-investigatory position, all while saying things in interviews about how Iran was an immediate threat in need of direct action.
He also most likely leaked info to Candace in this time.
He then flounced his job when he found out he was being investigate for the leaks, calling Iran a peaceful nation, and went on the podcast circuit as a prelude to him starting his own podcast (presumably).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:32 PM (mdSmG)
he also targeted them without a warrant. with no due process whatsoever!!!!!
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 12:32 PM (oY6Yp)
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
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A surprising number of Western "thought" leaders calculate human beings lives in terms of economic units. Could explain the blindness to the negative effects of indiscriminate importation of swarthy GDP units.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Dv3i1)
It's also a success in terms of FO delivered to 100s.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:32 PM (e4VtS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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That's a bold plan Cotton. Let's see if it works.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb)
If Iran strikes Saudi and Gulf states energy and desalination facilities this thing probably becomes a massive Sunni-Shia war with Saudi, Gulf states, Pakistan on one side and Iran and Iraqi Shias on the other side.
It's possible that with AI drone swarms aiding local uprisings and with air support from the US and Israel the currently unarmed local resistance could do something against the regime, but we would need like a million drones. The US military needed to have been taking lessons from the current Ukraine-Russia front lines which are controlled on both sides by sophisticated drone activity.
Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (r3hkP)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (513IY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (xvV+O)
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The slim Democrat House majority from 2027-2028 that gets nothing passed but spends all of their microphone time promising to impeach Trump for...everything, will do wonders to convince people that Kamala is going to be a great president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:34 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 12:34 PM (MIIRH)
But they're not doing that. And trump says the guns he tried to smuggle in via the Kurds were probably just kept by the Kurds.
Trump may actually looking for a deal that allows the Islamic Occupation Army to remain in power.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:3
I checked USING AI!
It said the NYT has about 12 million subscribers.
I imagine that's worldwide digital and a huge chunk are journalists, pundits, blogs, academics and people who want to be smart because they read the New York Freaking Times...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b)
What, no green dildos? IMPEACH HEGSETH
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Dv3i1)
That's what Communism IS. It's the commodification of human life.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (FmapG)
Our homegrown traitors appear to jones mightily for the slaughter and humiliation of our military warriors and for that purpose joyously repeat every lie broadcast by our enemies.
Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)
Maybe work through the Shah? I dunno, it is a tough problem. You cannot just set up a Bud's Gun Store in the middle of nowhere and give weapons to whomever shows up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (TLp3A)
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Interesting aside -- there are no rules in war except to win.
Posted by: Colonel Saito at April 07, 2026 12:37 PM (513IY)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)
Chair force probably has personal flossers, so they don't have burden themselves by carrying floss.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:37 PM (e4VtS)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (e4VtS)
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"We love you long time!"
-- Persian Subjects and Slaves
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:37 PM (HI/Zw)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)
Ever since I started flossing regularly, my teeth do not feel right unless I floss at the same time I brush.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)
It was imperative, at any cost, to save that pilot... for many reasons.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (o4MRl)
Or CAN'T you?
Posted by: Fast and Furious at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ace
I think from reports, Israelis are handling attrition of the street level IRGC and Basiji. And that is where Iran is getting frantic as its own people are narking to the Israelis where the cowards are hiding.
Apparently a lot of sports facilities and mosques are being used as assembly points and regular munitions handle blowing them up real good.
US is tackling the infrastructure again requiring bigger bombs and deep bunkers requiring our penetrating ordnance.
You get some idea from the fragments put out on X.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)
Some of those producers ought to grab this moment for some once-in-a-lifetime advertising.
Acme Toothpaste -- preferred by FIGHTER PILOTS!!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:37 PM (e4VtS)
I HATE the flossers. Completely inadequate to the task (that's what she said.)
But, point for Publix: They still have a house branded generic, unwaxed braided floss for dirt cheap. Love the stuff. Buy three packages every time I run low. Kroger stopped carrying it, the bastards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)
Rob Schmitt: "Israel or Iran, which do you think is more dangerous to the West?"
Glenn Greenwald: "Israel, with its gigantic nuclear stockpile led by religious and political fanatics, is infinitely more dangerous to the United States than Iran is."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:39 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: The Gayatollah at April 07, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)
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Paracord can double as floss.
/
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:39 PM (HI/Zw)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:40 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:40 PM (o4MRl)
yeah but he's being sarcastic. He's doing that cloying faggoty thing where he keeps whining "But you wouldn't call ME a traitor would you?!"
Yes I would, traitor. I'm done with you fucking people. You are on the left and always have been. You're not my allies and never were. You're a tiny marginal group who never stops trying to whip-saw and bully the much greater majority into doing what you demand -- just like the Woke Left did to the Democrats.
Well I'm not letting a bunch of Woke Libertarian Paul-tards do that to me.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)
Rob Schmitt: "Israel or Iran, which do you think is more dangerous to the West?"
Glenn Greenwald: "Israel, with its gigantic nuclear stockpile led by religious and political fanatics, is infinitely more dangerous to the United States than Iran is."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:39 PM (n1OCj)
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Remember when he was attacking Biden and he was kind of cool?
Oh, yeah...it was just generalized anti-Americanism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:40 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)
Here's a bag of Buc-ee's Teriyaki Jerky...
*shoves into USB*
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (XuXeR)
They're not critics, they're America-haters.
They're not America First, they're Russia First, China First, Iran First.
Enough with the lies.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (n17eQ)
I mean, maybe? We don't have a lot of information coming out about the number of Basij and IRCG killed. You can estimate it on the high side or the low side. I'm worried it's more on the low side.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)
Joe Kent is just itchin' for a bounty. What a tool.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (ZQkti)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (y171U)
So smart milbloggers, enlighten me. Do tactical strike pilots normally pack an overnight bag and change of knickers for a two or three hour mission?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)
It might be that he doesn't see regime change as being a priority goal for the US. Or, it might be that he's using his words as propaganda. We keep offering to end things and the Iranians keep refusing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (ExV1e)
Maybe for Lauren Hutton.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)
Or Terry Thomas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (o4MRl)
They're not critics, they're America-haters.
They're not America First, they're Russia First, China First, Iran First.
Enough with the lies.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (RIvkX)
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Tucker is now espousing the worldview of the WEF: a multi-polar world of regional hegemons. You know, what Obama tried to accomplish by supporting Iran, playing nice with Russia, and bowing to China.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (mdSmG)
I didn't hear a zipper, boy. Why is your mouth open?
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)
It was imperative for Trump to save the pilot WITH NO LOSSES.
Can you imagine what the media's next month would look like if a single American was killed during the operation? He bet his entire presidency on this.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (e9eAG)
I'm just in a hangings / death squads mood today, what can I say ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (MIIRH)
also, a War Crime.
Posted by: garrett
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Canadian "bacon" is a war crime and a lie. It is shitty ham lying that it is delicious bacon... and it's canadian.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)
No condoms?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (o4MRl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (ndZc7)
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One of the nastiest far-left radicals, the owner of Daily Kos, is a veteran.
The one who saw American's charred bodies swinging from a bridge in Iraq (but that's not a war crime!?) and said:
"I feel nothing for them. Fuck 'em."
And every major Democrat has sucked up to him and kissed his ring.
Not one fucking Democrat has--or ever will--condemn him for that statement.
So I reciprocate his thoughts for all Democrats.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (HXT0k)
Very few atheists can get into their heads that if they don't like religious fundamentalism or scriptural literalism, Islam is worse than anything serious in Christianity much less Judaism.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (gKWVE)
That Dannenbaum fag apparently has never heard of the term "unlawful combatant" under International Law. Running around a battlefield shooting at uniformed troops while wearing civilian clothes and no identifying mark such as an armband or brassard to show that you're part of a lawful military/paramilitary unit qualifies you as an unlawful combatant.
Interesting aside, unlawful combatants can be summarily executed under the Geneva and Hague Conventions without violating the Laws of War.
Hell, even the Crips and Bloods in the US would qualify as lawful combatants, because they wear blue and red identifying marks. These middle eastern mohammedans never wear anything to identify themselves. Chinese knock-off counterfeit sneakers doesn't count.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (y9nCu)
Exactly. Non-uniformed combatants are subject to execution.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (y171U)
$5 says "American Eagle" Boxer shorts will sell out...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (XuXeR)
Did they also forget that Obama and Biden provided the Mullahs Billions to establish a Missile and Drone Program?
When did we stop killing Traitors? Because, I want to go back to those days.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)
Counter: Egg McMuffin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)
I mean, maybe? We don't have a lot of information coming out about the number of Basij and IRCG killed. You can estimate it on the high side or the low side. I'm worried it's more on the low side.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)
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There were reports of some Iranian city falling to the people, with the local police siding with them and against the Basij and IRGC.
Iran cutting off internet to the whole country except loyalists with special SIM cards for about 40 days is going to affect how much gets out.
And, Iran has been calling in its Iraqi militia proxies for more than a week (Israel has taken out a convoy or two of them crossing the border).
Think Iran will be calling in foreign militias if things are going...smoothly?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (mdSmG)
Acme Toothpaste -- preferred by FIGHTER PILOTS!!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (n7rxJ)
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"Only one out of 10 Anti-Dentites recommend a toothpaste other than Acme ..."
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (HI/Zw)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (ZQkti)
*shoves into USB*
We should carpet bomb them with beef sticks with wrappers printed in Farsi "There's more where this came from."
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs)
@Bubblebathgirl
Men and women civilians in Iran are now being used as a human shield at a power plant in order to try to dissuade the U.S. from attacking once the 8 p.m. deadline passes.
Iran’s Islamic regime has even invited children to take part in this human chain.
(EricLDaugh on 𝕏
https://tinyurl.com/3hut98dp
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (NR6c1)
Can you imagine what the media's next month would look like if a single American was killed during the operation? He bet his entire presidency on this.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (FmapG)
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That's a good point. I was really referring to people bitching about losing aircraft and other equipment. To me, it's a small price to pay.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:45 PM (aZm/F)
Notice how after Charlie Kirk was killed by some leftwing tranny chaser the FNM made the story about all the old claims leftwing people were making about his wife? Its because they don't want to talk about the real story with the assassination.
Same thing here. Rescuing the pilots is big news and positive for the US...so let's talk about how much it cost, or if their was a secret conspiracy theory to kill one of them, and on and on...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)
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If you're a fighter pilot there's no telling when a buxom blonde is going to appear and offer to spend a night of passion with you, and you might need to freshen up, even at 20,000 feet.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:45 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 12:45 PM (w9Wax)
It will not be over till all of those assholes are dead.
Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 07, 2026 12:45 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 12:46 PM (jstR0)
TRUTH!
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:46 PM (XuXeR)
Fifth columnists only have your back as something to stab when their chips are down.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:46 PM (ZQkti)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Commies think this way as do Islamists. "People are not potatoes." saith Johnny Rico to Col. Dubois in class (Starship Troopers).
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 12:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: shamiko at April 07, 2026 12:46 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (RIvkX)
"Big Clocks, Big ....."
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (XuXeR)
It will not be over till all of those assholes are dead.
i'm feeling a little defeatist on regime change. If the civilians do not have arms, what can they do? And we're not sending in ground troops, that much is clear.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (1wjle)
It would be tricky. If you don't do it right, your plane turns into a sand worm.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
So, the Democrat 2028 platform is going to be "give everyone deported full citizenship" "arrest all Republicans" and "try Trump for war crimes."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Nothing about trannies?
But seriously, I think it's going to be illegal aliens + the billionaire tax. Those two issues go together nicely.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)
Counter: Egg McMuffin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Counter-counter: Sausage and Egg McMuffin.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (xvV+O)
As I understand, they're basically the mullah's Brownshirts. Semi-civilian, but organized, headbreakers.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (513IY)
When ? The 50s ?
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (OQ3w/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (o4MRl)
It does explain. See, they're the important parts. You and I are just cogs...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (XuXeR)
A man adopted a bear cub as a pet. Overtime, the cub became a bear but the man thought he knew how to control it and continued to treat it like a pet. Springtime came and the bear emerged from the cold, silent cabin. The bear belched and dissapeared into the bush.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (kGdxl)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)
I flew in helicopters, not fixed wing, but my bingo bag had a bunch of stuff in it, including some clothes, food, medical, water purification, a book, sunglasses, et al.
I'd be shocked if they DIDN'T have that stuff regularly.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (FmapG)
It will not be over till all of those assholes are dead.
i'm feeling a little defeatist on regime change. If the civilians do not have arms, what can they do? And we're not sending in ground troops, that much is clear.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (1wjle)
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We don't need regime change.
We need an IRGC colonel who values getting peed on by Saudi hookers more than the coming of the 12th imam.
The democracy of the future of Iran is not our concern, much like how the democracy of the future of Venezuela is not out concern. The number 2 lady in VZ is fine if she bends the knee.
The #39 guy in Iran can be just as good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Counter-counter: Sausage and Egg McMuffin.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (xvV+O)
Busty Brunette v Busty Redhead- both are great options.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)
And yet, they are silent on the disconnect between "Trump is a king" and their active sedition.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)
They gave the Jews in Israel a job...do you really think they are gonna perform poorly at it?
That's not how you get to the point where you run the entire world, by failing at your tasks.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 12:49 PM (TLp3A)
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AOC to oppose all aid to Israel –even for Iron Dome after facing lefty backlash
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Jews aren't civilian civilians.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 12:49 PM (ndZc7)
Who put forward Joe Kent's name? Whoever did should be fired. I'm guessing it was Tulsi Gabbard but I don't know that.
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If it was Gabbard and she's called out on it, she should just tell the truth. "Boy, was I wrong about him. I thought he was a good guy, but he apparently had the crazy in him. Here's the proof he was sane once [shows stuff]. No one saw it until now."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:49 PM (n7rxJ)
This guy didn't know his Gammie. She should have told him to always have a clean pair of underwear at hand.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (e9eAG)
I bet it’s clean as a whistle, nary a skid mark to be found.
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (M6GIY)
Not illegal, even lawful orders.
Because Trump is the "Mad King."
And they are clearly threatening any soldiers who do follow any order with prosecution when they gain power.
This is exactly what Mark Kelly and his crowd did a year or so ago. Nothing came of it, so I don't expect anything will this time either.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
The idea is to scare Our Soldiers into not following orders. Or committing treason
Here the Aussies demonstrate how our loyal military men and women should be handled for daring to follow the orders of the "Mad" CiC Trump.
https://instapundit.com/788105/
I honestly don't see how we can afford to have the Democrats win anything until the current crop die of old age. Sooooo, what? 40-50 years?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)
Ok, who replaced our beloved host?
"Regime change"? I don't give a s*it about their regime. Their current "leadership" is mostly cardboard and pink mist. That's the goal.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (XuXeR)
China and Russia caused it to fail.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (5v1i/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: ace
I suspect Israeli intel knows and that means the US knows too. But, the hits on this or that IRGC and/or Basiji hq are up. And apparently the demand for children to man checkpoints is coming because the attrition rate including desertion and fear, of their street level thugs is too much. I think Israel again is doing the drone ops on the checkpoints. Israeli intel and experience with street level terrorists (see Lebanon, Syria, etc.) with their Air Force and drones plus the US ability to smash hardened and massive infrastructure targets plus sat imagery is proving to be a lethal one two punch to the IRGC regime.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)
That's not how you get to the point where you run the entire world, by failing at your tasks.
I dunno. I've seen precious little of value from their weather machine and head-mounted laser sharks.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)
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They started this line months ago with the drug boat strikes.
Since, we've had those strikes and more than 4 weeks of punching Iran in the nose with MOABs.
And...no defections or refusals of orders?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (mdSmG)
One of the planes that made bombing runs was the B1-b. You put 75k worth of bombs near the WSo and he would be vaporized. So alleging that we were trying to kill our own pilot is stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (19SAM)
Do any of these dipshits remember that a pilot was put in a cage and burned alive?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)
A Jordanian pilot shot down and captured by ISIS in Syria. Which is what anyone can expect from mohammedans if they're captured. That's one reason that Americans have been so deadly on the ground in mohammedan countries, better to go down fighting than to be captured by illiterate, unwashed fanatics who get off on inflicting horrible executions on their enemies. Because mohammedans are fucking cowards and incompetent retards.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)
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If I recall my SERE training correctly, you are allowed to pack some small items of personal whatnots in your survival kit which is part of your survival vest packout.
Because the two or three hour mission can last a lot longer if your ass gets shot down, as we've seen.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (Y1sOo)
*thinks back to Obama "remaking" the armed forces*
Yeah, I can believe that one of them said this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:24 PM (mdSmG)
*thinking back to fat sack of cr*p calling his counterpart in China to 'warn' him about Trump.
I totally believe one or more would have said this. And i hope they get fired so hard they skin their f*t a**es sliding on the sidewalk
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (7gpcF)
Think if Hell's Angels were an extension of the government.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (MNCvZ)
"Basij is what?" Iranian for "Benji", that adorable poochie!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (ZQkti)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (Dv3i1)
I guess we in the "Chair" Force had to learn to make do without floss, assholes.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (qwx/I)
Or CAN'T you?
Posted by: Fast and Furious
Yes. Yes you can.
Posted by: The Weapons Shop of Isher at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (vTZFs)
And as a democrat?
Always check out the wife. If she leans left or is an outright lefty, the guy as a politician goes squishy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bNf8H)
Yeah, I seem to remember back in 2020 having your property destroyed wasn't a big deal.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (qivay)
Posted by: Boss Moss
.......
Poisoned Slim Jims would be another story.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (UjdFS)
And as a democrat?
Always check out the wife. If she leans left or is an outright lefty, the guy as a politician goes squishy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (aZm/F)
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His first wife was CIA and was killed in Syria during the Syrian Civil War. Kent blames the Jews (apparently they made ISIS? I dunno).
His second wife writes for a Russian aligned e-zone owned by Blumenthal, the guy who started Russian collusion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (IJL3x)
China and Russia caused it to fail.
I get why Russia would - they want to make their own oil more desirable, but why China? They need that oil.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)
Speaking of traitors, would you think "Iranian American Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari filing impeachment articles for Hegseth" is a parody? It's not.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (n7rxJ)
Flyboys have no need to put on the blank adapter.
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (M6GIY)
Think about it - he wants Greenland because it is strategic. He wants control of (USA Canal in) Panama because it is strategic.
He does not want any potential weapons to be held over our heads if/when there is another big war. The strait is a big problem unless the USA has full operation and defensive control over all shipping.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 12:55 PM (513IY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:55 PM (xvV+O)
China and Russia caused it to fail.
I get why Russia would - they want to make their own oil more desirable, but why China? They need that oil.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)
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1. China's ships are reportedly getting through no problem.
2. China is asshoe and knows that this whole Iran thing is ultimately about America v. China, so China wants America to lose at everything regarding it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:55 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)
I will. My friends kids just brought over kick-ass chocolate cake.
And Power Plant day also requires at least dollar store chocolate, beef jerky and ketchup potato chips. There's Canada's culinary crime against humanity.
If the green haired heavy chicks at the store ask, I'm celebrating President Trumps' liberation of Iran's lbltq2fxyz people.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 12:56 PM (IJL3x)
Don't be, Ace.
They have access to the arms of their deceased captors at the very least.
Like I said last week: there's no Defense to the Zombie Wave.
Once a Population decides they are going to kill their Leaders, NONE are safe. This will always be the case.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 12:56 PM (TLp3A)
That's not how you get to the point where you run the entire world, by failing at your tasks.
Posted by: garrett
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I think from this and prior ops, like killing high valued targets in safehouses or stealing all teh documents of Iran's nuke program, that the Israelis have thoroughly penetrated Iranian society. And apparently locals are so disgusted with the IRGC that they are calling in strikes on their own country to get rid of them to Israel at great risk to life and limb.
Israel probably could have destroyed He'sblownup and Ham Ass decades ago had the US and the odious Euros let the Israelis do what needed to be done.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (aZm/F)
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Pussy's a helluva drug.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:56 PM (oqH4h)
Yeah. Officially, there are still a couple of twits yelling at us. Unofficially, there are quite a few "conversations" going on between Cuban officialdom and the US...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)
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Given their use of adrenochrome, I'd say 250 years just to be sure.
/Collectivism in all its forms (Communism, Fascism, Islamism, Socialism, et. al.) should have been banned here following The Bolshevik Revolution -- in the same way that states like Texas and Florida are banning Sharia Compounds & Law.
They are manifestly inconsistent with and existential threats to Republics like ours.
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (HI/Zw)
Benedict Arnold was a capable commander until he turned over West Point to England.
He intended to turn West Point over to the British. It did not happen because local militia captured British Major John Andre, found papers in his boot regarding the intended betrayal, and generously stretched his neck when the British would not return Arnold to the Continental forces.
There's a story that George Washington went to Arnold's home to find him and Peggy Arnold engaged in histrionics and rending of her garments to create a delay so 'Dict could get behind British lines.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (ZQkti)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)
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They started this line months ago with the drug boat strikes.
Since, we've had those strikes and more than 4 weeks of punching Iran in the nose with MOABs.
And...no defections or refusals of orders?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (mdSmG)
I'm not saying that it worked.
I'm saying (apparently poorly) that off they get into power they will try soldiers for war crimes. This is an announcement of intent. And the Aussies are providing a road map.
Therefore we ought not let the Dims get into power for a very long time, if we can.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (iJfKG)
Any news on Cuba?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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I was wondering about them myself, especially since that regime had #TwoDays.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:58 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 07, 2026 12:58 PM (XB9yx)
Most "ships" in the area are chinese anyway... and numbers of others are sailing thru as well.
Tankers are a tough target.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:58 PM (XuXeR)
Not knowing where he stood I sorta gently broached the subject of the current warfighting, and he just shook his head and said "You don't need to pussy-foot about this around me. Fuck those assholes, we should be bombing them more."
Message received.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:59 PM (oqH4h)
I'm saying (apparently poorly) that off they get into power they will try soldiers for war crimes. This is an announcement of intent. And the Aussies are providing a road map.
Therefore we ought not let the Dims get into power for a very long time, if we can.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (iJfKG)
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Oh, I'm sure there will be efforts at show trials.
But, I'm mostly curious about its actual supposed, facially obvious and intended effect: Getting soldiers to refuse orders.
We're in the middle of the largest air campaign in...decades? And nothing. Just following orders to drop bomb after bomb on precisely targeted locations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:59 PM (mdSmG)
The Basij are the Brown and black shirts of the europeon fascists in the 1900 but without the good clothes designers.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
Then they are Iran's "antifa"?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:59 PM (ZQkti)
Posted by: It's me donna
Trump had a rejoinder in the New York Post about Tucker. Basically Tucker is dead to the White House and I think Vance should get the message re keeping Buckley Tucker around inside the WH complex.
"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump RIPS Tucker Carlson after his criticisms against 47 — NYP
“Tucker’s a low-IQ person that has absolutely no idea what’s going on. Calls me all the time; I don’t respond to his calls. I like dealing with smart people, not fools.”
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)
Ok, that's funny right there...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (XuXeR)
The Washington Times
@WashTimes
A federal court rejected Minnesota's attempt to restart Medicaid funding that the Trump administration had halted over concerns people are stealing the money, with the judge saying even the state has acknowledged it has a "serious fraud problem."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (ndZc7)
Not knowing where he stood I sorta gently broached the subject of the current warfighting, and he just shook his head and said "You don't need to pussy-foot about this around me. Fuck those assholes, we should be bombing them more."
Message received.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:59 PM (oqH4h)
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The Iranian diaspora is a diaspora for a reason, and it's not because they love the mullahs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (UjdFS)
Baa Bye.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (aZm/F)
right, each possible combatant should have been detained and provided a lawyer, and a court date in Iran five years from now, then allowed to go free on their own recognizance.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)
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In simple Recon we always had a survival belt under our deuce gear. It we had to bug out fast we would dump our deuce gear and continue with our survival belt. Survival belt contents were things like fishing line/hooks, maps, US twenties, some medical stuff and our knife. Pilots can carry a shit ton in an aircraft compared to grunts.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (n17eQ)
Ok, that's funny right there...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (XuXeR)
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"American's gas prices are reaching levels not seen since their last president failed to stop Russia from invading Ukraine! Why aren't they revolting?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (mdSmG)
Those four photos of the Iranians' "Booty haul" are hilariously sad and pathetic.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (ZQkti)
Yeah. Officially, there are still a couple of twits yelling at us. Unofficially, there are quite a few "conversations" going on between Cuban officialdom and the US...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)
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[Supposedly:]
"In April 2026, Cuba began releasing over 2,000 prisoners as a "humanitarian and sovereign gesture" during Holy Week, under mounting pressure from the Trump administration, which had imposed an oil embargo. While this was one of the largest amnesties in years, multiple sources, including Reuters and American Thinker, reported that the majority were not political prisoners, and none convicted of "crimes against authority" — a category often used against dissidents — were included."
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (HI/Zw)
So, the Democrat 2028 platform is going to be "give everyone deported full citizenship" "arrest all Republicans" and "try Trump for war crimes."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Nothing about trannies?
But seriously, I think it's going to be illegal aliens + the billionaire tax. Those two issues go together nicely
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"A tranny in every kid's bed"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (5v1i/)
For whom? It would be a darn shame if those Chinese tankers were to unexpectedly spring a leak or two.
Posted by: The Weapons Shop of Isher at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)
I don't think any Ship's Captain wants to be at the wheel of one of those Natural Gas Transports if there is even the chance of someone shooting Black Cats at them, though.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (TLp3A)
They'll have to be blasted out of existence in their last bunkers like Hitler and his die harders.
The cultists in control are not a majority of the Iranian people, so in principle the people could overthrow them, but the weapons are in the hands of the cultists.
Also, people in the West are really underestimating the inventory of ballistic missiles and drones they still have in these supposedly 27 deep hardened underground facilities and apparently Iranian manpads as well, which supposedly took out the F-15E.
It should be a wake-up call for our military strategists how Iran was readily able to destroy US radars, aircraft and base facilities with missiles and drones and even now we are still in distant stand-off mode from our targets because of this threat.
Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (r3hkP)
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I dunno. I've seen precious little of value from their weather machine and head-mounted laser sharks.
that's what they *want* you to see.
*touches nose*
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (oY6Yp)
I don't think any Ship's Captain wants to be at the wheel of one of those Natural Gas Transports if there is even the chance of someone shooting Black Cats at them, though.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (TLp3A)
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The bigger problem is probably the insurer saying, "You can't go forward because we're scared."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 07, 2026 12:58 PM (XB9yx)
This operation was more complex than the bin Laden raid.
It took place in unknown territory instead of a compound we'd duplicated for months of training, against a theoretically unlimited OPFOR.
There was functionally no lead time. One minute the -15 was fine, the next there were two Americans on parachutes.
Instead of a unique, homogenous, specialized force, we used combined arms which - while we're all on the same team - complicates things more than none.
This rescue was absolutely bonkers, and the more you look at it, the crazier it gets.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (FmapG)
How much military hardware was left behind and destroyed when Jimmay C's rescue mission to free the Iranian hostages self-aborted in 1980?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (ZQkti)
Ok, who replaced our beloved host?
"Regime change"? I don't give a s*it about their regime. Their current "leadership" is mostly cardboard and pink mist. That's the goal.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (XuXeR)
they don't even have to become pink mist, they just have to know that if they fuck up *fingers nearly together* that much, they get pink misted next....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (v6XNT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (Cqx++)
Any news on Cuba?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Trump and Rubio okayed a Russian tanker or two to stop the immediate crisis last week.
My guess is too many irons in the fire right now to deal with regime collapse in Cuba too.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (ZQkti)
how much was left in afganistan?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:04 PM (v6XNT)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bNf8H)
Yeah, I seem to remember back in 2020 having your property destroyed wasn't a big deal.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (qivay)
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Compared the value of the material we left around Bagram in Afghanistan during the Biden Bug-out, the cost of destroyed aircraft in Iran is negligible. And we didn't lose 13 KIA during the rescue operation, either.
Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 01:04 PM (rj6Yv)
how much was left in afganistan?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:04 PM (v6XNT)
Good point
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (IJL3x)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (y9nCu)
And Satan's followers
Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (P4Pk9)
Since the Revolutionary War - find me an era where Europe wasn't either actively working against us or attempting to use our military and industry for their own benefit at the expense of ours ? I'll wait.
This "Our friends the Euros" narrative is crap. Especially the damn Brits.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (OQ3w/)
Well I'm not letting a bunch of Woke Libertarian Paul-tards do that to me.
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hear hear!
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (GD0B3)
FoxNews- AG press conference on fraud.
The rest - Iran. Talks don't look good.
I don't see bombing NOT happening. The media would go TACO crazy. Enemies emboldened. I'll be shocked if nothing happens.
CNN - war crimes are the new 'racist' to be shrieked forever and ever at anyone.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Days Numbered at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (19SAM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
X had a guy reporting insurance rates have dropped , still high but more in the area.
"So what is the problem? The risk premium was at 5% just a few days ago. 1% is still really high but a reflection of the fact that shipping has resumed through the strait. I have a livestream of the strait on in my command center."
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)
how much was left in afganistan?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:04 PM (v6XNT)
Good point
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That was part of deal - to equip the Dem's friends.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (ZQkti)
This guy was a green beret, right? Or was it a Ranger? Who gives a f**k; I am honestly curious if any of his former teammates have reached out to him and asked him what in the actual f**k is wrong with him.
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (7gpcF)
Europoors wondering when America is going to rise up and overthrow Trump because of...military action in Iran."
All this while they are salivating over the prospect of having another opportunity to drop trou and bend over for their new muzzie overlords.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (ZQkti)
I see jerky and underpants.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
.......
They use the underpants for head towels.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (UjdFS)
Standoff Mode: We have A10s flying through their country. An Aircraft that was all but decommissioned due to its susceptibility to incoming.
You might want to turn somewhere other than Tucker for your Military Intel.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (TLp3A)
"So what is the problem? The risk premium was at 5% just a few days ago. 1% is still really high but a reflection of the fact that shipping has resumed through the strait. I have a livestream of the strait on in my command center."
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)
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I've been saying for a while that the only people who are going to remember this gas spike in a few months are the American shale oil producers who were able to uncap a bunch of wells which helped them purchase new Bugattis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Steven Raichlen at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (NcvvS)
CNN - war crimes are the new 'racist' to be shrieked forever and ever at anyone.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)
Well the UN head did say that bombing bridges and power plants was a war crime ... Funny, he didn't say anything about Iran using cluster bombs to target civilians in Israel...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (IJL3x)
This...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Frasier Crane
We can simply take back what Somalis and Democrat officeholders/ngos have stolen. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 8 billion bucks on Learing Centers and hospices alone. That will buy plenty of Little Birds and C-130's.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 01:08 PM (jstR0)
JD Vance with Viktor Orban in Hungary... worth a watch...
https://tinyurl.com/2mtts2mj
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 07, 2026 01:08 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: MLCross at April 07, 2026 01:08 PM (Q2MxE)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Days Numbered
Return with your waffle, or upon it.
Posted by: Leonidas at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (19SAM)
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US Navy and Coast Guard are keeping a close and active watch around Cuba.
Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (rj6Yv)
I've had that thought. If it's happening, Tucker and Cavernous don't know they're part of an op, because there's no way they wouldn't give it away somehow.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)
On regime change, Tousi had a good graph of the IRGC leaders eliminated and that the army leadership has been left in place so that somebody can surrender. The Iran army has basically not participated in this war.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (n5tGW)
Truth
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (TLp3A)
Our Brave Martyrs' Victory at The Battle of Slim Jims and Underwear will last forever!!!
The 12th Imam himself will sing their praises!
ULULULULULULU!!!!!
Posted by: The Last Ayatollah Hiding in Drag in a Basement at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (iJfKG)
This...
Posted by: man
They are. Estimates are that given what we know, traffic is about half of what it was. But, then include that the Saudi's turned on their pipeline to the Red Sea and you get a shortage but not asphyxiation of the world economy.
Ships are turning off their transponders though in the Gulf and reappearing outside the Gulf after transit too.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
^derp
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 01:10 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (IJL3x)
Now do WWII, Mr. UN head.
Is it your suggestion, Mr. UN head, that the United States liberating your entire fucking continent basically consisted of one giant war crime?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:10 PM (FmapG)
F 150s. King Ranch or Limited. GLSs for the ladies...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:10 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:10 PM (INQN/)
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (jstR0)
There's a lot of that going on...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (XuXeR)
Regarding the loss of the C-130s and Little Birds: That someone would complain about the property cost of saving the life of a human being serving their country in harm's way says everything you need to know about that person.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bNf8H)
Hell, read up on the Son Tay raid in Vietnam. POW rescue mission about 25 miles outside of Hanoi in 1970 that only failed because the well at the POW camp got contaminated so the NVA moved the prisoners a few weeks prior. The plan included taking a helicopter and intentionally crash landing in the middle of the POW camp after hosing down the guard towers with miniguns at virtually point-blank range.
One of the most complex special ops missions ever attempted by the US, and despite several hiccups and such during the mission, it was executed perfectly. At least 200+ NVA killed, and the strike force had 2 casualties: one trooper was shot in the leg, the other casualty was the crew chief on the intentionally crashed helo, who received a broken ankle when a fire extinguisher broke its securing strap.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb)
Knob Noster with dive bars…
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (E6xSb)
Ships are turning off their transponders though in the Gulf and reappearing outside the Gulf after transit too.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
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The Saudi pipeline is about 7 million barrels (running at capacity now, before the conflict it was doing less than 1 million per day). And the Oman pipeline is about 1.5 million per day, also running at capacity.
Combine that with American shale overproducing to take advantage of the higher prices and demand destruction that comes from high prices, and this is a managed affair that's going to snap back at some point once people realize that Iran is all talk and no "fly drones into ships".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (UjdFS)
Ukraine has been trying to blow up the bridge to Crimea for 4 years now?
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (TLp3A)
A surprising number of Western "thought" leaders calculate human beings lives in terms of economic units. Could explain the blindness to the negative effects of indiscriminate importation of swarthy GDP units.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Dv3i1)
Reason enough for that phrase to be binned right there. If you need a thought leader, no one is thinking.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (+89TD)
It's a lefty's childish dream of representatives of Countries sitting around solving the world's problems.
That is actually retarded thinking. It's childish. Most of these countries are third-world shit holes that can't keep electricity running.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (aZm/F)
@mazemoore
2019. Trump tells Tucker that he won't let Iran have a nuclear weapon.
https://tinyurl.com/mphpjs23
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (NpAcC)
Trump: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.
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Dude.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)
"Dancing on air".
Necktie party, Long drop with a quick stop (hanging)
Riding the lightning, Meeting Old Sparky (electric chair)
A date with the National Razor (guillotine)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (uY1j2)
Supposedly several USCG cutters have been spotted around Puerto Rico, but no word on why...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (E6xSb)
emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine
she’s
* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way
Who’s on the market?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (w6EFb)
I was worth billions to prevent Iran from dragging one of our men through the streets like they have in the past. Not just for the loss of an American serviceman, but for the propaganda value.
The only reason to hesitate is the fear of making it worse and losing more men. The equipment cost does not enter the equation - it is trivial.
The thing is, these were career risking decisions. Hegseth would have been in a world of shit had he pulled a Jimmy Carter and the mission failed. He put his career on the line for the rescue. Trump DGAF, but he too would have paid a high price.
The win here is that we have leaders willing to put their careers and reputation at risk because it is the right thing to do. What a change.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (513IY)
she’s
* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way
How is her Sammich Game, though?
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (TLp3A)
Huh? Were our bases in Bahrain and Qatar destroyed?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (513IY)
This.
Obama/Clinton used a political calculus in Benghazi.
Trump/Hegseth used a moral calculus here.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)
This was posted by someone in San Francisco.
Instant deal breaker. They don't really have single, conservative women there.
I'm out.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: runner
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They are squealing because their chance for power after Trump is dying. The relatively few Groypers and online engagement with bots, etc. are not enough. And Vance best have a Sister Souljah moment with his internal staff or Rubio is going to get the nod for 2028.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)
They send "Dash 8's", which are DeHavilland twin turboprops with less lift capacity, but enough to work with. These are Army aircraft, not AF. They didn't need 130's because they weren't going to carry the MI-6 helicopters, which is why they used 130's to begin with.
Posted by: ed in texas at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (aRhta)
Posted by: runner
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Substance abuse behavior of a dry drunk. Brother is still in the throes of it.
Reminds me of the funny moment involving Rob Schneider 1st Lt. in Down Periscope (Kelsey Grammar). Rob's character at one point demands that that the Captain (Kelsey Grammar) surrender control of the ship so the Captain lets Rob make his speech, the crew laughs at Rob, and the Captain tells the 1st Lt. that he is now guilty of attempted mutiny. The rest of it is a spoiler.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)
"Yeah, I seem to remember back in 2020 having your property destroyed wasn't a big deal."
It wasn't a big deal when Biden left billions of dollars of equipment and the dead bodies of 13 American soldiers when he bailed out of Afghanistan.
Or when Hilary was complicit in the tragic debacle in Benghazi and brushed it all off by snarling, "At this point, what difference does it make."
Posted by: RM at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (n/1Oj)
"Dancing on air".
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)
Tap-dancing to the Grim Reaper's drumbeat.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (g8Ew8)
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way
Who’s on the market?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)
I remember when I was 11 or so in the 70s the boys chatting in the streets speaking of 'baby fever' in women hitting 30. 36 months from meeting in an ad to baby time?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (8avO+)
Is that why the cat bites my toe?
Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
The Weapon Shops of Isher by A. E. van Vogt:
Van Vogt argued you can do just that. Sell them, not give.
https://is.gd/c0oNdO
Link goes to Wikipedia.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (ylRVX)
This is what happens at most French presidents’ funerals.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (ylRVX)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (61TgR)
I simply cannot imagine waking up daily to her madness. For her or those around her. She probably twitches in her sleep with a need for an exorcist as she spews pea soup.
Let us hope she does not breastfeed her babies or husband and spread this mental illness.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (WPR8z)
No one Iran could torture and parade. Owens is bummed out because then...then!!!! she could shout she was right! They are exhausting.
How sad is this mental illness? Not a surprise based on the hate that keeps their blood flowing, on a limited basis, to their atrophied brains.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (WONhk)
The Morning Rant
For Muslims, negotiation is a form of warfare, conducted by other means, and is subject to the same rules.
In the traditional Islamic view, the world is divided into the House of Islam and the House of War. The latter is assumed to be at war with Islam until it submits... weakness invites attack, strength commands respect.
Westerners, and particularly Western governments often make the ridiculous assumption that Muslims are part of the empirical, logic-driven philosophy of the West. And even more laughable...they assume that honor, and simply doing what one says one will do is a bedrock of Muslim culture, just as it is in the West. Nothing could be further from the truth. Lies, subterfuge, propaganda...all are accepted methods of negotiation in the Muslim world. The idea that there is some sort of code of honor between people is laughable. Strength is lauded; weakness is mocked and taken advantage of. And following through with commitments is simply unheard of. Behavior is based on what is best for Family, Clan, Country. If that agrees with an agreement, then wonderful. If not...it is also wonderful. Trump confirms U.S. sent guns to Iranian people, but says intermediary kept them
President Donald Trump on Monday indicated that the U.S. had attempted to send guns to the Iranian people to help them fight the Islamic Republic's armed forces, but that the intermediary that was supposed to distribute the weapons merely kept them instead. "We sent some guns," he said. "They were supposed to go to the people so they could fight back against these thugs. You know what happened? The people that we sent them to kept them." "So, I am very upset with a certain group of people and they're gonna pay a big price for that," he added.
President Trump is understandably frustrated by what is a common behavior in the Muslim world. Cheating and stealing? Yeah...so? But unlike his predecessors, President Trump may very well punish that behavior, which would be a novel response in the Western world. The Muslim world has come to expect the West to negotiate from a position of weakness, because they simply do not understand the Muslim mindset. While it is unclear that President Trump understands it, it is abundantly clear that he doesn't like it. Iran expected a typical Western military campaign...a few bombs, a few missiles, and they could then get back to their strategy of obfuscation and delay while working to create a missile force that would be unstoppable. That President Trump turned that on its head is a testament to his resolve, and his understanding of the geopolitical reality of a nuclear Iran. But most of all it is obvious that he does not trust the Iranian hierarchy, and that is a sea change in Western dealings with the Muslim world! [Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (xHYkz)
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A small cost effort to test the reliability of a group people are calling to help.
"Well, they stole the thousand handguns we sent them, so no. They can stay away."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (mdSmG)
Someone who wins by treachery is considered the greatest hero to the followers of the demonic prophet. It's a sign that he was superior BECAUSE he was able to swindle, cheat, and win.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (N1DT3)
Hell, the Iranian PEOPLE don't trust the Iranian hierarchy, why should we?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (Riz8t)
Either way, they're going to have to be dealt with.
And then... there's the IRGC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (AkEZC)
That's called bait, kids. Ya fucked up!
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (Uh88k)
Hell, the Iranian PEOPLE don't trust the Iranian hierarchy, why should we?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (Riz8t)
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Listen, bruh.
The only messages coming out of Iran right now support the regime.
It doesn't matter that 99% of the Iranian population can't access the internet. That 1% is definitely a representative sample.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (mdSmG)
"Well, they stole the thousand handguns we sent them, so no. They can stay away."
Good point. They should have played the first few shipments straight, and then taken the heavy stuff that comes later.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)
/Iranian hierarchy
Oh s*it!
/ same bunch about 2.5 seconds later
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (XuXeR)
Either way, they're going to have to be dealt with.
And then... there's the IRGC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (AkEZC)
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The chief mullah is a gay guy who spent most of his recent history in London, who is at best in a coma, has only one leg, hasn't been seen in public since...London, and is actually probably dead.
It's not the mullahs.
It's the IRGC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:04 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)
Long-term thinking doesn't exist in a third-world mindset.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:04 AM (N1DT3)
Just as a pink mist. Like tears in the rain
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 11:04 AM (XuXeR)
Or we could dick around for a decade
Or even worse, cut bait and run.
Can we just take the ME and Asia and shoot them into outer space and be rid of these perennial quagmires once and for all?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 11:06 AM (XV/Pl)
Apparently it doesn't exist in old Europe either. They done f***ed up when they denied us even the most basic cooperation.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
Someone who wins by treachery is considered the greatest hero to the followers of the demonic prophet. It's a sign that he was superior BECAUSE he was able to swindle, cheat, and win.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (N1DT3)
I don't see this as a distinguishing feature really or a particularly damning criticism. Trump bamboozled Iran's mullahs into thinking negotiations were ongoing and decapitated them. There's a reasonably strong tradition of subterfuge in the West going back to at least the Trojan Horse. Winning is what counts, not losing with honor.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 11:07 AM (nTGnD)
Who think it's just fine to surround their physical infrastructure with kids acting as human shields.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: The Sponge Whisperer at April 07, 2026 11:08 AM (eOFY+)
Good thing when Muslims come to the west they leave the old ways behind right?
Posted by: Heroq
They are feral, murderous children. To hear their clerics speak of women is to listen to ones who dismiss their lack of self control by foisting the guilt of their consuming lusts on the objects of it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2026 11:08 AM (xG4kz)
Who think it's just fine to surround their physical infrastructure with kids acting as human shields.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)
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https://x.com/Osint613/status/
2041524521702764841
@Osint613
Iran Reports: Rajai Power Station, one of Iran’s largest, saw no public response to the regime’s call for a human chain; staff were forced to gather at the gate.
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If course, this is like 10 hours before the deadline.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:09 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 11:07 AM (nTGnD)
That's just crazy talk.
Posted by: Congressional Republicans at April 07, 2026 11:09 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Congressional Republicans at April 07, 2026 11:09 AM (eOFY+)
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"Losing with honor?"
-Mitch McConnell, who doesn't get it
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (Vpqw1)
i guess we'll find out whether it's taco tuesday
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (Vpqw1)
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Trump promised to end the Gaza conflict while Genocide Joe and Kamala let Israel destroy Gaza.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (sKqQm)
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Cluster munitions directly at population centers in Israel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (mdSmG)
This Artemis mission is happening because Elon Musk laid down several markers saying "we aren't finished here, space exploration has only just begun," and it forced NASA out of its torpor and made it *do something big in space again.*
At the same time, AI (for better or worse) has forced the energy sector and government regulators out of their corporate, and brought back nuclear power science. I feel this keenly because I live in the region that is the beating heart of nuclear energy's bright new feature. I'm literally watching them build out all the capacity on a daily basis.
All of this began in King Trump's first glorious regnancy. From a technology standpoint, he has strong armed the US government into turning the clock back 60 years. It's probably the mist concrete example of MAGA he can point to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (BI5O2)
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Supposedly there is no word for maintenance in African languages.
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:12 AM (xHYkz)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 11:12 AM (z7rHe)
So you want to give that madman nuclear weapons?
Posted by: The average lefty at April 07, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 11:07 AM (nTGnD)
So, Pearl Harbor happened and the American opinion was "well-played!"?
In war, trickery is expected and, in fact, laudable.
It's the "in war" part. Musselmen do it to people that thought they were allies.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:13 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)
Long term thinking is hard for humans already. Islam seems to make it impossible.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 11:13 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: CTHillary
My brother back in Michigan saw some Muslim guy being interviewed. The guy was asked why he supported Trump and he responded because he wanted peace in the ME and he thought Trump would bring that.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 11:13 AM (77rzZ)
That's just crazy talk.
The only thing necessary for Evil to prosper is for GOOD MEN to do Absolutely Nothing. LIBs Reward the guilty, they Punish the Innocent, they CHAMPION the mediocre, the Unworthy, the DEPRAVED on the basis of their depravity.
This is no accident, they know Greater Evil always destroys its maker -- for them, give them Convenience or Give them DEATH... they will always choose both for the privilege of taking you with them, to appease the crocodile that it eat them last.
LET'S GO BRANDON.
History will not miss them when they are gone.
And after we finish with the enablers, Brennan, America250 can move on into the future.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 07, 2026 11:14 AM (K9ch3)
The WSO is a colonel?
DoD did not send in the PJs who were explicitly tasked and trained for rescue missions?
Little birds instead of black hawks?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 07, 2026 11:14 AM (0/b2/)
And you know how much we like doing re-makes!
Posted by: Hollywood at April 07, 2026 11:14 AM (Uh88k)
In war, trickery is expected and, in fact, laudable.
It's the "in war" part.
TBF, the original idea was that the Japs would declare war just before the attack, but because of some difficulties in translation or something, the attack happened before the declaration. The Jap ambassadors were supposedly mortified at the screwup.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:15 AM (xHYkz)
It's the IRGC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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I think so too. They're rabidly violent Islamists who hate about everyone not IRGC. And they'll likely melt back into society when beaten back and cause trouble.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:15 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:16 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 11:06 AM
Yeah, tell us about it.
Posted by: Every Western Empire since Alexander at April 07, 2026 11:16 AM (Ue4m3)
For Humanity's sake, I just want Islam gone. Forever.
I mean, we hate Nazis, right? So why can't we say we hate Islam?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (Vpqw1)
As l said yesterday the mullahs are apocalyptic lunatics who if they think they are going down will take the Iranian people and everyone else around with them. The ain't going easy. Kill every mullah and IRGC member
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (19SAM)
It's already started.
I feel sick to my stomach waiting around today to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom that our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's really an indictment not just of the electorate but of our whole system of government. We're ruled by a mad king.
https://is.gd/5NP1Vm
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes
Something similar happened when the Japs attacked the Russian navy in Port Arthur in 1904. They did declare war before the attack, but some comms snafu resulted in the Russians not getting word of it until after the attack.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)
I think it was actually even some time-zone issues, but Japan didn't mean to attack without declaring war.
But that screw up really lit the fire under the Americans because they DID sneak attack under the guise of peace, even if they didn't mean to.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (N1DT3)
The WSO is a colonel?
DoD did not send in the PJs who were explicitly tasked and trained for rescue missions?
Little birds instead of black hawks?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 07, 2026 11:14 AM (0/b2/)
Misdirection in all ways?
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:18 AM (tOcjL)
Now in 2026 they’re straight up openly cheering for Iran. The media, elected Democrats, Hollywood all of it.
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:18 AM (xHYkz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:15 AM (AkEZC)
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And they've been calling in their proxies from Iraq for more than a week.
And Israel has been bombing the convoys of militias crossing the border at the same time.
Calling in reserves when there's literally no sign of a ground invasion happening (it takes...a lot to prep that especially on the other side of the globe). Internal cohesion is gone and they've resorted to outright and active oppression of the people. It's the only thing they have left in their arsenal besides rolling out individual missile launchers and firing single digits of missiles a night (they fired one last night at Saudi Arabia...1).
And I suspect that the remaining IRGC leadership (like Ahmad Vahidim, current IRGC chief) are very high targets that Israel and the US have been trying to take out for weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:18 AM (mdSmG)
It's already started.
See also,
Senator Merkley from Oregon said that taking out mixed use infrastructure like bridges and power plants would be war crimes and suggested as well that soldiers in the US Army need not follow orders such as that.
https://is.gd/YcP2Xt
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:19 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: 18-1
Hmm, I should write a book about that...
Posted by: Saul Alinsky at April 07, 2026 11:19 AM (moGJJ)
https://is.gd/5NP1Vm
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
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"I care so much about the Iranian people, but the Iranian people who say that the Islamic Republic killed tens of thousands of people in country a couple of months ago are just Zionist puppets."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:19 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 11:20 AM (NR6c1)
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My 3 year old son has been sobbing all morning thinking about it.
- LinkedIn posts, probably
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:20 AM (xHYkz)
And Israel has been bombing the convoys of militias crossing the border at the same time.
Calling in reserves when there's literally no sign of a ground invasion happening (it takes...a lot to prep that especially on the other side of the globe). Internal cohesion is gone and they've resorted to outright and active oppression of the people. It's the only thing they have left in their arsenal besides rolling out individual missile launchers and firing single digits of missiles a night (they fired one last night at Saudi Arabia...1).
And I suspect that the remaining IRGC leadership (like Ahmad Vahidim, current IRGC chief) are very high targets that Israel and the US have been trying to take out for weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:18 AM (mdSmG)
It's a long-known authoritarian tactic to bring in outside enforcers who are more willing to kill the local populace than locals are.
Venezuela similarly did that with the Cubans.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:21 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)
Venezuela similarly did that with the Cubans.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:21 AM (N1DT3)
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An already oppressive regime suddenly calling in its foreign proxies for more oppression?
No clearer sign that Iran is cleaning America's clock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Archimedes
They can go fuck themselves.
10 minute warning doesn't mean shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: NR Pax
So far as MultiCulti GloboHomo is concerned, that's Mission Accomplished.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (OUMaO)
it is absolutely infuriating to see how completely disconnected so many of you are from the actual mood of the people inside Iran.
Do not lose your nerve. Do not be afraid.
The narrative you are seeing right now is a complete illusion.
The voices currently being amplified online are fake, manipulated, and engineered by the cyber army of this cannibalistic regime.
They have locked us in a digital prison and severed our connection to the world specifically so they can control the narrative and project a false sense of fear and submission.
We are not cowering in the dark. We are watching a dying terrorist syndicate thrash in its final days.
Do not judge the resolve of the Iranian people based on the fabricated noise of our captors.
https://is.gd/6vVq88
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)
Firebombing of Tokyo.
Firebombing of Dresden.
Firebombing of Hamburg.
Two atomic bombings - that only spared Kyoto itself because Stimson lacked the nerve for it. I'd have greenlit that shit without blinking.
There were many, many more less gigantic but very brutal air actions executed by the Allies, all within the same basic framework of phony international laws we have today.
I doubt Trump has anything like those in mind for Iran. People need to get some fucking perspective.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:23 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:23 AM (BI5O2)
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This from the people who say that there's a current genocide of trans people because some state governments insist on their actual sex listed on their drivers licenses?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:24 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 11:20 AM (NR6c1)
The founders didn't, at first.
But they had to learn and figured out pretty fast how to deal with them. ("...to the shores of Tripoli")
But we're ruled by incompetent "elites" assured of their own moral and intellectual superiority that think Islam is just like Christianity, just possibly superior because it's populated by mostly "brown-ish" people. (Never mind that Arabs are "white", they are sufficiently "exotic".)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)
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It’s true that the muzzies will also never win a Super Bowl.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (u73oe)
It's the IRGC.
Whichever it is, they don't behave rationally. Someone else behaves rationally. I hope we learn who it is.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (ReYtg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (AkEZC)
Well they will say anything to advance the narrative I suspect this is their real belief as well
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (xHYkz)
But that has to be generalized to the entire Moslem hierarchy or failure is assured by their 'long game.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (So85e)
Iranians should get whatever they ask for, bombs or peace. They know the peace terms.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (zsf2n)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (AkEZC)
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Taking out individual substations and any sort of power equipment feeding directly into government buildings and, in particular, military bases will put a lot of the country into darkness AND be reasonably easy to repair over a few weeks/months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:26 AM (mdSmG)
But that has to be generalized to the entire Moslem hierarchy or failure is assured by their 'long game.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (So85e)
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It's all about finding that one IRGC colonel who prioritizes getting peed on by hookers more than dying for the 12th imam (or what the fuck ever), and then clearing the deck for him being in charge through the judicious application of bacon and missiles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:27 AM (mdSmG)
The notion of protecting your power grid by putting human shields around the power station is absurd, because:
1) smart bombs are very precise, so unless the kids are on top of the generators, it won't work
2) one could just take out the transmission lines. Anyone who then tries to repair the lines gets pink misted.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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Kurds in Iran. Trump said this earlier. Apparently these particular Kurds (depending on who you believe are separatists) stole both the US firearms and Starlink terminals for resale and some of both ended up with IRGC. This group was used apparently starting from months ago and proved to be treacherous as the opposition in cities never received what they were supposed to get.
For the most part, the US has had an idealized ideal of the Kurds as noble opposition fighters due to mutual opposition to Iraqi central government whereas in reality, and from behavior in Europe and other Middle Eastern countries from Turkey, Syria, and Iran, they behave par for the course for Muslims and the Middle East.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:27 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 11:28 AM (MIIRH)
Well they will say anything to advance the narrative I suspect this is their real belief as well
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (sKqQm)
The left thinks that every effort must be spent to avoid killing criminals who are threatening citizens or police officers. Because they are only criminals because society forced them into it.
And zero effort must be spent to save soldiers fighting for our nation's safety. Because they chose to put themselves in harm's way.
Not surprisingly, the left is exactly backwards of morality.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:28 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:29 AM (gm9Sb)
Iranians should get whatever they ask for, bombs or peace. They know the peace terms.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (zsf2n)
Maybe, just maybe, America will grow to like this taste of winning.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (N39Ws)
1) smart bombs are very precise, so unless the kids are on top of the generators, it won't work
2) one could just take out the transmission lines. Anyone who then tries to repair the lines gets pink misted.
Posted by: Archimedes
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I have come to the conclusion that Muslim society in general is run by theater kids--same as their leftist counterparts behave in the West. Pie in the sky idiocy becuz they are the chosen ones, vicious to anyone challenging their utopian ideals, and believing anything is allowed for the right cause.
Both are anti civilizational.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (E4rtv)
So, he hates Obama but he is doing what Obama did, and he's doing things he warned us Obama would do, but didn't. Mkay. Fast and furious, White House Correspondent Dinner, the tan suit...Obama lives rent free in his head.
He doesn't hate Obama he want to be Obama: successful, smart, loved by people, loved by his wife. So he destroy all things done by Obama and try to do it better, but he obviously can't since he is a moron.
the whole “iran killed 50k protestors” is a CIA/Mossad op, both starting/provoking them and using it as a talking point. Anyone who believed it is dumb as hell, or a hasbara op
Maybe he should get the fox news correspondent Oliver North's opinion on how best to run guns to iran.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)
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It’s true that the muzzies will also never win a Super Bowl.
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Same is true for the Chargers, Lions, Texans, Bills, Cardinals, Bengals, Falcons, Panthers, Titans, Jaguars and Browns.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (n17eQ)
This made me think of:
But you can't hold an entire hierarchy responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole hierarchical system? And if the whole hierarchical system is to blame, then is this not an indictment of our Moslem system in general? I put it to you, Greg! Isn't this an indictment of our entire Iranian society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but I will not stand by and listen to you bad mouth Iran and Islam!
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (JCZqz)
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Damn...on point I was.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:31 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:29 AM (gm9Sb)
Thinking about that -- it's genius in simplicity. Always focused on being silent, and here we make a huge ruckus to hide. Genius tactics.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 11:31 AM (N39Ws)
And zero effort must be spent to save soldiers fighting for our nation's safety. Because they chose to put themselves in harm's way.
Not surprisingly, the left is exactly backwards of morality.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:28 AM (N1DT3)
My dad always said (especially after we, his kids, each got in our 1st car accident), "stuff doesn't matter, people do"...we probably cost my dad a lot of money, but he'd tell you every penny was worth it b/c we all walked away from the accidents...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:31 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Yep. Core values of the left are not compatible with civilization as we know it. They want power over others to be despots and modern day aristos. By any means possible.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)
Or, you know, spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)
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It’s true that the muzzies will also never win a Super Bowl.
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Same is true for the Chargers, Lions, Texans, Bills, Cardinals, Bengals, Falcons, Panthers, Titans, Jaguars and Browns.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (n17eQ)
*cough*
"Baltimore Ravens"
Posted by: and Bawlmer can stop fcking whining about the Colts at April 07, 2026 11:33 AM (9vFyc)
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 11:33 AM (oqH4h)
The notion of protecting your power grid by putting human shields around the power station is absurd, ...
LIB Strategic Insanity is absurd, yet it is heeded; this is the Reason why.
https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience
while conscience allows us to understand ordinary crimes, it blinds us before the most extraordinary ones.
...
the more brazen and relentless one's acts of brutality, the more likely it is that one will be allowed a second chance, and find even powerful men of conscience coming to one's door offering to forget, to forgive and to give forgiveness a bad name.
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But What the Deliberately Evil (LIBs) refuse to realize is The Good can employ the same tactic, to defeat and destroy evil via a different Kind of Evil.
Like it or not, the world is now ready for such a demonstration -- a retrospect only too obvious.
LET'S GO BRANDON.
PITY For the Guilty is Treason to the Innocent.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 07, 2026 11:33 AM (K9ch3)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (n17eQ)
At least one of those predictions will be wrong.
But it won't be for the Lions. /sad trombone
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:33 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
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I don't dismiss the idea that the IRGC loves the idea of threatening Europe with nuclear weapons, though.
Until Notre Dame is a mosque, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:34 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Valerie Jarret hardest hit.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 11:34 AM (Dv3i1)
It is my understanding that the mullahs WERE running things, much to the IRGC's displeasure, however the mullah's current state of extreme dispersion has made it difficult for them to maintain a grip on power, so the IRGC has effectively seized power.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:35 AM (gm9Sb)
Zeldin followed up with another update. “The first step (BETTER VENTING): The Trump EPA clarified to manufacturers last summer that gas cans can have self-closing vents that restore smoother fuel flow,” the EPA administrator wrote. “The next, bigger step (NOZZLE DESIGN): To have the Consumer Product Safety Commission fix the ABSURDLY designed nozzle, Congress will need to pass legislation to change federal law. It shouldn’t take 3 hands and 5 minutes to pour gas out of a gas can!”
... Free At Last, Free At Last, God Almighty Free At Last
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
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I'd contend that Islam itself is just a cover for bog-standard fascism and has been for centuries.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (oqH4h)
And based on the last 50 years of military activities by the US, that's a reasonable assessment. We won't get deterrence back until we prove we're willing to go all the way without backing down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (/QdgR)
APRIL 7, 2026
MASSIVE RESISTANCE: Universities plan 'private,' 'intimate' grad ceremonies for illegal alien students with restricted access.
Posted at 10:00 am by Glenn Reynolds
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Raid these cvnts.
Posted by: paging Tom Homan at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (9vFyc)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
What's important is that they are a peaceful, stabilizing presence in the region, single-handedly keeping the colonialist ambitions of Israel in check.
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (cS1cw)
Zeldin followed up with another update. “The first step (BETTER VENTING): The Trump EPA clarified to manufacturers last summer that gas cans can have self-closing vents that restore smoother fuel flow,” the EPA administrator wrote. “The next, bigger step (NOZZLE DESIGN): To have the Consumer Product Safety Commission fix the ABSURDLY designed nozzle, Congress will need to pass legislation to change federal law. It shouldn’t take 3 hands and 5 minutes to pour gas out of a gas can!”
... Free At Last, Free At Last, God Almighty Free At Last
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (RHGPo)
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And, remember, new regulations are judicial reviewable according to the post-Chevron world as outlined in the new precedent Loper.
A new Democrat president trying to get this stuff back on the books will be slowed down massively by outside groups suing to stop them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)
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It’s true that the muzzies will also never win a Super Bowl.
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Same is true for the Chargers, Lions, Texans, Bills, Cardinals, Bengals, Falcons, Panthers, Titans, Jaguars and Browns.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (n17eQ)
*cough*
"Baltimore Ravens"
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Its true the Cleveland Browns won a SB, but they were named the Ravens we they finally did it. During the 40s/50s the Browns were the exemplar of Pro Football. I have Paul Brown's autograph. So I have that going for me.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:35 AM (gm9Sb)
I'm sorry, but my military jargon is apparently not advanced enough for this smart military blog...
Sierra Hotel mentality?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)
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*wakes up from coma I fell into in 2022*
What the fuck are you talking about? Tucker always talks about how dangerous Islam is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (mdSmG)
How about we just keep sending the illegals home instead? 20-40M fewer illegals means a lot more housing for Americans. There are about 25M legal aliens too who could be sent home as well...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:38 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I don't think it is possible anymore. The IRGC higher ups fear their own people killing them for what they have done for decades in Iran. It is not just the 40-50k killed now but probably the numbers are well over 100k in the last twenty years or so. Quite a civilian bloodletting in 2009 Green Revolution as well. That is the stakes for the IRGC commanders and they have few choices to vacate (except mebbe flee to Afghanistan for an uncertain future).
The IRGC regime members have already pissed the Gulf States off enough that their money and peeps are not welcome in those nations.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:38 AM (E4rtv)
I did NOT have the left cosplaying as Henry VIII on my bingo card.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
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Never threaten a criminal while he is ransacking your house. Tell him where the really good stuff is so he'll leave sooner. If you bend over for the criminal, he may be less likely to cause mayhem to you or your loved ones with your kitchen knives. We don't have any studies on this, but come on, the criminal is really just a poor lad badly treated by society.
- England
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (Dv3i1)
Sierra Hotel mentality?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (N1DT3)
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Sierra Hotel = SH in NATO alphabet
Shorthand for "Shit hot"
Maverick in the original Top Gun. Cowboy, buckaroo attitude but with a fighter jet strapped to your butt.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (GPa4z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (oqH4h)
Since mohammed (piss be upon him) changed the "revelations" that he was "given" whenever he needed to conquer a new people or take a woman he wanted, I'm pretty sure Islam was a just a scam for authoritarianism from the start.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Zombie Ayatollah Ali Khamenei at April 07, 2026 11:40 AM (JCZqz)
@VinGuptaMD
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.
Developing and worsening gradually over time.
The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.
... did he consult with Bandy X Lee ?
ChauncytheGardner
@chauncythe_g
Replying to @VinGuptaMD
But you claimed Biden was in top form. A mental giant right up to being kicked to the curb after his slackjawed, stuttering, cloud cuckoo land debate performance. You're a broken toy with zero credibility.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 11:40 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)
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Match green tea from Haagen Das is good.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 07, 2026 11:40 AM (GPa4z)
Senator Merkley from Oregon said that taking out mixed use infrastructure like bridges and power plants would be war crimes and suggested as well that soldiers in the US Army need not follow orders such as that.
Has Mark Kelly given us his opinion lately?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 11:41 AM (Cqx++)
Just DELETE the friggin' law. I'm sure we can 'design a gas can' all by ourselves.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 11:41 AM (ReYtg)
Shorthand for "Shit hot"
Must be an Air Force thing? Never heard it in the Army.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 07, 2026 11:41 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (N1DT3)
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Yeah - and when the carriers weren't there Yamamoto already knew the Japanese were toast, plus we were pissed off. He knew we would outbuild them in no time. The amount of material we produced during WWII was amazing. A lot of dying took place before the inevitable occurred, but thank goodness we blew the shit out of those two towns with nukes to save the millions who would have died in an invasion.
Posted by: Black JEM at April 07, 2026 11:41 AM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)
Matcha enjoys sweetness more than dairy...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:42 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Pretty much true. The mullahs were the front men and religion was the excuse for brutal control by the IRGC and their Basiji. In reality, something like 40-50 percent of Iran's economy was ran and owned by the IRGC and its commanders. Distributed despotism by a corrupt aristocratic class (as demonstrated by their spawn liking living the high life in the US and other Western nations).
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:42 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (oqH4h)
Ah, thank you. I got that it was something "SH" but didn't get the metaphor.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:42 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)
Philistine
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:43 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Somebody is living rent free in somebody's head but I don't think it's Obama.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 11:44 AM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Pretty much true. The mullahs were the front men and religion was the excuse for brutal control by the IRGC and their Basiji. In reality, something like 40-50 percent of Iran's economy was ran and owned by the IRGC and its commanders. Distributed despotism by a corrupt aristocratic class (as demonstrated by their spawn liking living the high life in the US and other Western nations).
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:42 AM (E4rtv)
Thus, why I think ending the war might involve taking their livelihood away - til you do, they have too much to lose to give up. Once they've lost it, then they might quit...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:44 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (JCZqz)
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I blame Erika Kirk.
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Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (TbhYO)
Posted by: Black JEM
We didn't have to invade or drop the bomb! The war was already over, and Japan beaten! The cities weren't military targets....bombing them was a war crime!!!
Posted by: Lefty Retard at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (Riz8t)
The news channels don't have any new updates.
And I read the content! We've all seen this before. A ceasefire with Israel means time to rearm. We all know that. I think it's the domestic pressures that 'force' the leaders to stop.
Until this time.
And I'm thinking the goat I just bought from Mohammad Abdul may not be a virgin after all. Even after he gave me his word it was safe to eat.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (Sco7b)
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Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (TbhYO)
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"Splooge."
-Candace
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (Riz8t)
They have to spend the 54-1 advantage somehow...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:46 AM (tOcjL)
And based on the last 50 years of military activities by the US, that's a reasonable assessment. We won't get deterrence back until we prove we're willing to go all the way without backing down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM
You are 100% correct, they are going to go down to the wire just like the nazi's did in 1945. During the siege of berlin the ss and gestapo were still hanging people for "defeatism" when everyone knew it was over.
The irgc is going to do the same and they are going to have to be rooted out from wherever they are hiding and killed before this can end the way Trump wants it to. It is extremely doubtful that the iranian people are going to rise up and overthrow the regime no matter how much we wish it would happen.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 11:46 AM (0N4FZ)
It is funny that every blue state is heavily gerrymandered - VA is going to be like New England if this goes through, but you still get assholes like the GOPe in IN arguing that gerrymandering back is wrong
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:46 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Oddbob
I was living rent-free in his house until the "accident."
Posted by: Obama's Zombie, water-logged Chef at April 07, 2026 11:47 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 11:47 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Somebody is living rent free in somebody's head but I don't think it's Obama.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 11:44 AM (vTZFs)
I'm still amazed that the left has this myth that the TAN SUIT was a big deal for those on the right.
WE aren't the ones obsessed with appearances. I didn't care at the time and I still don't care. Maybe the GOPe might have been aghast, but teapartiers/MAGA people never cared. Show up in a Hawaiian shirt for all I care. I care that the bastard worsened race relations, destroyed our healthcare system, stole the 2020 and 2012 elections, and attempted to steal the 2016 and 2024 elections.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:48 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
The only time I tried matcha, courtesy of my Argentinian BiL, I thought it was disgusting.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 11:48 AM (77rzZ)
You know you want to. Admit it. Quit pussyfooting around.
Just do it.
https://tinyurl.com/427jhjz7
Posted by: Rabbi Schmuley and his dildos for sale at April 07, 2026 11:48 AM (vcOmj)
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Meh. Japan's army was all over China. As it worked out toasting a couple of cities forced the Emperor to surrender thus ending all hostilities in China. Then the Russians joined the war by seizing Kuril Islands and southern Sakhalin.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:48 AM (n17eQ)
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The implication that people SHOULDN'T be mad about Fast and Furious, a DOJ effort to frame the American people's constitution for gun deaths in Mexico, allowed to spill over into American soil, as an effort to undermine the Constitution itself is...curious.
Why should someone not be pissy about that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:49 AM (mdSmG)
But they had to learn and figured out pretty fast how to deal with them.
I like pointing out that Jefferson had a copy of the Koran not because he was a "YAY! MULTICULTURALISM!" kind of guy. He was responding to a threat by muslims to American ships and wanted to know how they thought.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 11:49 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:50 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 11:49 AM (NR6c1)
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And the fan of the French Revolution looked at the Koran and said, "Holy fucking shit...these people need to die and stay the fuck away from America."
I read it in Shit Jefferson Said, Volume XIII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:50 AM (mdSmG)
I read it in Shit Jefferson Said, Volume XIII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:50 AM (mdSmG)
Na uh! It was in Volume 4!*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:51 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: ValJar at April 07, 2026 11:51 AM (XeU6L)
I read it in Shit Jefferson Said, Volume XIII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:50 AM (mdSmG)
Na uh! It was in Volume 4!*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:51 AM (bss/y)
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He repeated it a letter to John Quincy Adams when he was diplomat to Russia 1819.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:52 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:52 AM (gm9Sb)
I read it in Shit Jefferson Said, Volume XIII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:50 AM (mdSmG)
Churchill sad much the same thing, translated to modern vulgar as well.
It's amazing how easily hard-won knowledge gets lost so foolish people have to learn the same lessons again.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:53 AM (N1DT3)
It's amazing how easily hard-won knowledge gets lost so foolish people have to learn the same lessons again.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:53 AM (N1DT3)
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"Fuck you, assholes. Islam is peace."
-George W. Bush
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:53 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 07, 2026 11:54 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 07, 2026 11:54 AM (rJ48h)
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But they love dark skinned men who hate Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:54 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 11:54 AM (o4MRl)
Posted by: U.S. Secretary of State John Hay at April 07, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)
Candace Ovens and Aaron Rupar both making a Game of Thrones reference (so topical!) and calling Trump the Mad King.
And the left is now openly calling for soldiers to refuse any of Trump's orders.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 11:55 AM (HXT0k)
Candace Ovens and Aaron Rupar both making a Game of Thrones reference (so topical!) and calling Trump the Mad King.
And the left is now openly calling for soldiers to refuse any of Trump's orders.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 11:55 AM (HXT0k)
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"It's a war crime to attack roads in war! If you attack roads in war, we'll prosecute you!"
"It's not a war crime to attack roads in war, though."
"We're going to prosecute you!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:55 AM (mdSmG)
-George W. Bush
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:53 AM
Who are you going to believe - George Bush, western politicians, academics, the mainstream news, progressives, the Hollywood elite or your own lying eyes?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 11:56 AM (Sco7b)
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1h
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
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Here's a bit of Mrs. Newsom's history I didn't know.
She killed her sister and is totally okay with it because it was an accident.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (o4MRl)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (o4MRl)
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Kurgh Island was bombed hard last night.
Israel destroyed the rail lines from Iraq into Iran and at least 8 bridges.
The actual promise of huge destruction, though, doesn't start until 8 pm tonight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (mdSmG)
Surprise attacks worked for them in the Sino Japanese and Russo-Japanese war, not so much in the Imjin War and WW2.
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (EcHpA)
133 129 It's just another fascist military dictatorship, this one run by the IRGC. The theocracy is just a cover to give some religious legitimacy to bog-standard fascism.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Pretty much true. The mullahs were the front men and religion was the excuse for brutal control by the IRGC and their Basiji. In reality, something like 40-50 percent of Iran's economy was ran and owned by the IRGC and its commanders. Distributed despotism by a corrupt aristocratic class (as demonstrated by their spawn liking living the high life in the US and other Western nations).
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:42 AM
Thus, why I think ending the war might involve taking their livelihood away - til you do, they have too much to lose to give up. Once they've lost it, then they might quit...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:44 AM
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As I understand it, the Christian victories over invading Muslim armies at Tours (732) and Vienna (1683) occurred when Christian cavalry attacks against the Muslim army encampments in the rear put the loot captured by the Muslims at risk. The Muslim troops headed back from the front line to attempt save their goods.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (lsrsS)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (wBaIH)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 11:59 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:59 AM (xHYkz)
She killed her sister and is totally okay with it because it was an accident.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (mdSmG)
Exhibit #9,432,114 that the Dems don't value a human life.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 11:59 AM (N39Ws)
-George W. Bush
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:53 AM (mdSmG)
I'm glad he was president instead of Gore, but he was clearly just the lesser of two evils.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:59 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It's 7:30 pm in Tehran.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (0SGkq)
She killed her sister and is totally okay with it because it was an accident.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (mdSmG)
Exhibit #9,432,114 that the Dems don't value a human life.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 11:59 AM (N39Ws)
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People throw around the word psychopath regarding people they don't like and also don't actually know.
Mrs. Newsom? Holy shit...she is full on a psychopath.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
Ruse for what? Pissing off Turkey? Why would we want to upset our good NATO ally like that...lol
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It's 7:30 pm in Tehran.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (0SGkq)
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It's my understanding that the deadline is 8pm eastern.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (mdSmG)
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1h
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
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Here's a bit of Mrs. Newsom's history I didn't know.
She killed her sister and is totally okay with it because it was an accident.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (mdSmG)
Psychopath. Most of them aren't so open about it, though.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (N1DT3)
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That's not how it went down, though.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (n17eQ)
BREAKING: The NYP reports that President Trump went off on Carlson this morning.
"Tucker's a low IQ person that has absolutely no idea what's going on. He calls me all the time; I don't respond to his calls. I don't deal with him. I like dealing with smart people, not fools."
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 12:01 PM (E4rtv)
Pfffffft. You call her a psychopath? This is a psychopath!
*points 2 thumbs at herself*
Posted by: Hillary! at April 07, 2026 12:01 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 12:01 PM (LOZbR)
She killed her sister and is totally okay with it because it was an accident.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (mdSmG)
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Is she related to John Elway?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:02 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (lsrsS)
A LOT of the "converts" to Islam did so because looting was encouraged by mohammed and his demonic successors.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 12:02 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadiso
Send in one drone with fart gas to Tehran
Posted by: Operator Error at April 07, 2026 12:03 PM (wsxbk)
It's amazing how easily hard-won knowledge gets lost so foolish people have to learn the same lessons again.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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I'm re-reading 'The Gathering Storm', the first of Churchill's wartime memoirs. His reflections on how the victors of WWI allowed the rise of Fascist Germany are very revealing, and incredibly insightful.
Posted by: ValJar at April 07, 2026 12:03 PM (XeU6L)
https://tinyurl.com/3fsmfjx8
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 07, 2026 12:03 PM (w6EFb)
Is it just me or have a ton of "conservative" podcasters and such just go completely insane all at the same time?
Posted by: GigantorX at April 07, 2026 12:04 PM (d5syB)
Even after dropping the sun on them twice, surrender was barely an option.
I suspect resistance to be just as nuts with Iran.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 12:04 PM (wBaIH)
All four on President Trump, Iran and threats,
MS Now is wondering where Congress is. Majority of Americans have the sadzzz. Pakistani guy says talks don't look good. Even veterans and Trump supporters are against bombing plants. One dude "How do you win a war by destroying a country?"
Lol. Lol
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:04 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (o4MRl)
It's apparent we do not fight "fair." We fight when the odds are in our favor. Unless it's to retrieve a fallen comrade.
Then all bets are off.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: whig
I haven't seen Trump deal with AOC or Jasmine Crockett, so this statement may be true.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Which is 8 hours from now Central time, so 4:00am Tehran time?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (0SGkq)
“Tucker’s a low-IQ person that has absolutely no idea what’s going on,” the president said. “He calls me all the time; I don’t respond to his calls. I don’t deal with him. I like dealing with smart people, not fools.”
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (RHGPo)
Or that NASA was so decrepit they couldn't recreate something they did 50 years ago.
Yes, we have the JEFs malignant "America Sucks" attitude to thank for SpaceX preeminence in space right now.
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (jstR0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:06 PM (o4MRl)
Posted by: Operator Error at April 07, 2026 12:03 PM (wsxbk)
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What, and make it smell better?
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (oqH4h)
So sad.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (RHGPo)
Pfffffft. You call her a psychopath? This is a psychopath!
*points 2 thumbs at herself*
Posted by: Hillary!
*nods*
Posted by: Tim Walz's Wife at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (Dv3i1)
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Snort.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 12:08 PM (q177U)
So sad.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (RHGPo)
Not sure what brought that on, but apt analogy.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 12:08 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:06 PM (o4MRl)
Hmmm. Napoleon III? Pre-Prussian?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:08 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 12:09 PM (jstR0)
We've been striking them non-stop, day and night, for 5+ weeks so far. I don't think we actually worry too much about a night benefit anymore. Hell, day strikes might be better, as Trump would get better video footage to show and crow about.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 07, 2026 12:10 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 12:08 PM (q177U)
While he might do that, I'm pretty sure he wants to give the impression that he will do that.
He'll accept losses, and given his history of failure and rebirth, he is willing to gamble, but I don't think he's just throwing the dice. I think he just has a higher risk tolerance than most people (and MUCH higher than most politicians.) High risk, but high reward.
As our country has been slowly drowning from the shackles put on for 80 years, I'm pretty sure that mindset is EXACTLY what we needed.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 12:11 PM (N1DT3)
CANDYGRAM!!!
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 12:09 PM (jstR0)
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LANDSHARK!!!
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:11 PM (HI/Zw)
Artemis/Orion toilet: This is the Universal Waste Management System (UWMS), a compact, lightweight version designed for deep-space missions. It's about 65% smaller and 40% lighter than the main ISS toilet. Urine is vented overboard (with occasional issues like frozen vent lines, as seen recently on Artemis II), while solid waste is stored in odor-controlled canisters and returned to Earth.
The Orion unit has modifications for the lunar journey (e.g., different controller software and no connection to a water-recycling system). It's the first toilet purpose-built for a crewed mission beyond low Earth orbit.
ISS toilets:
The station has multiple units (currently around 4 on the ISS itself, plus others on visiting vehicles).
The primary U.S. segment uses the Waste and Hygiene Compartment (WHC), which includes an older NASA toilet plus a tested UWMS unit for demonstration. Russian segments have their own designs. On the ISS, urine is often processed through the Urine Processor Assembly to recycle water back into drinking water ("today's coffee is tomorrow's coffee"). Solid waste is stored and later disposed of via cargo vehicles like Progress
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops
Liberator pistols saturated bombed into the cites would work.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2026 12:12 PM (So85e)
CANDYGRAM!!!
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 12:09 PM
Ooo! Candygr...
Wait one minute! We are not falling for that. You are being that Landshark guy!
Posted by: The IRGC at April 07, 2026 12:13 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:14 PM (mdSmG)
In europe, ifn you do not count WWI... geez this article is a mess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 12:14 PM (0SGkq)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 12:20 PM (RHGPo)
- This is never brought to address the Muslim hatred of Jews, who also believe in their monotheistic Creator God;
- This does not address the Moslem rejection of the divinity of God's son the Lord Jesus Christ...which is the entire basis of Christianity, fer cryin' out loud.
These folks seem to have never asked a Muslim about this supposed "similarity." If they had, they would have learned that Muslims also hate and reject Christians, but Christians are not their priority at the moment.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (bufu1)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Lyonel Feininger
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Diddler at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (pkJYy)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (snZF9)
If you stare long enough, you might see the panda eating leaves.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Angling For A Promotion at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
You know, the first time we tried outside regime change.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (1zcQ9)
I find the change in perspectives interesting, but not enough to hang this in the house.
Back to writing. Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (ufSfZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (snZF9)
If you stare long enough, you might see the panda eating leaves.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
I have to run to the motor vehicles place right now to register a motorcycle. I'm pretty sure I'll see a panda eating leaves there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (snZF9)
More pleasing than jarring.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (snZF9)
LMMFAO
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (ypYV4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (snZF9)
Well, you'll have plenty of time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (TVOOe)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: GWB at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (eATwg)
Impressionism, though, I find beautiful. The picture is clear when you have distance, as if the artist is saying, take a step back so you can see the whole, not just a tiny portion that may not make sense.
In a nutshell, I wouldn't hang this in my living room.
Posted by: moki at April 07, 2026 09:36 AM (wLjpr)
That would have 'painted' a great story in my head when viewing this piece.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:37 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:37 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:37 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
I HATED that body style when they started on the Cadillacs... 30 years ago?
Hated it even more when they put it on the Camaro.
Curves are timeless. This is just post modern dreck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Adolph Schicklgruber at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: MarktheMagnificent at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (h5+0w)
Isolation and Alienation: The use of geometric forms and the elimination of natural perspective suggest feelings of isolation and alienation, which Feininger experienced as an American living in Germany during World War I.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
And I do like it.
*shrugs*
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (XuXeR)
Curves are timeless. This is just post modern dreck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)
*fistbump*
Lines have their place. Curves are sexy.
Cadillacs look like hammered dogshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brush With Greatness II at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:40 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:40 AM (V4IXI)
an alley in Weimar, rly?
39 *fistbump*
43, lol
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gunslinger at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (R2gO3)
I've read that AI can create an image based on an artist's style, which is making artists (and their estates) upset.
Understandable. If an AI makes a "new" Monet painting image, not only "is it art?" but is it counterfeit/theft?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: George Costanza at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (2GVsD)
Understandable. If an AI makes a "new" Monet painting image, not only "is it art?" but is it counterfeit/theft?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (Suwql)
"AI. Give me an image of 4 dogs playing poker in the style of Van Gogh."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (1zcQ9)
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I'm still working on my jigsaw of the White Album cover.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (1zcQ9)
Always start with the corner pieces.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (cO6oP)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The title reminds me of a girl in college who promised her Golden Pavilion, but I only could get near it.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (e9eAG)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (DgMqy)
They're squares.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (TezPK)
Good thing it's hip to be square.
Posted by: Huey Lewis at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bum tiss at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Huey Lewis at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
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*deep breath in*
-Patrick Bateman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Then you have stuff like... The Chrysler Crossfire (the coupe they made.) Curves. Would not be a bad looking car. But they put hard edges on the hood for no reason I can think of. Ruined it for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:45 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:45 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (V4IXI)
I was mostly talking about car design.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)
It's another Geezer Golf Tuesday! So find your favorite golfing geezer and rub his balls for good luck!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (bss/y)
The lines on the hood resembled the tailgate of a 55 Nomad for some reason.
"How can we f*ck this up......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (RIvkX)
Not to be confused with Ferlinger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:45 AM (2GVsD)
Or Der Flinger.
Sorry, been watching a Jutland video.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (mdSmG)
Have you tried the 5000 piece jigsaw puzzle of The Wheatfield?
Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)
Artists paint copies of Master's works all the time as part of practice so I think they would have a hard time claiming AI theft unless they try to pass as an original.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (n9ltV)
You want your artwork to be sensational
Though you'd settle for just inspirational
But on closer inspection
With CBD''s selection
In the final analysis at the end of the day, sadly you'll have to settle for merely nonrepresentational
Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (qgHp7)
Have you tried the 5000 piece jigsaw puzzle of The Wheatfield?
Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)
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I promised I wouldn't start it until I finished the jigsaw of Rothko's Red.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (mdSmG)
A sadistic cubist puzzle would have some corner pieces on the inside, as well.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (1zcQ9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (2GVsD)
What is making all these "firsts" as far as distance is concerned? Didn't Apollo 11's lunar module go around the backside of the moon?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (98kQX)
A sadistic cubist puzzle would have some corner pieces on the inside, as well.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (1zcQ9)
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*Mad Men proposal meme*
A jigsaw puzzle, but all the pieces are perfect squares.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (gKWVE)
That was a Detroit thing for a time. Wanted to be something other than a J. Mays/Freeman design...
And looks awful
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (jstR0)
This is how to criticize art!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (n9ltV)
That was just a snobby elitist way to say "IT SUCKS."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)
What is making all these "firsts" as far as distance is concerned? Didn't Apollo 11's lunar module go around the backside of the moon?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (0SGkq)
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Larger orbit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)
I definitely agree with you on strictly straight lines on car designs. I don't know of one of those designs I like.
The Aztec truck , Tesla Truck , etc.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:49 AM (V4IXI)
What is making all these "firsts" as far as distance is concerned? Didn't Apollo 11's lunar module go around the backside of the moon?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (0SGkq)
It's path was closer to the moon, so this is the farthest any human has been from Earth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
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He designed the new Cadillac to distract from the fact that he also designed the Aztec.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:49 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 09:49 AM (gKWVE)
And looks awful
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (XuXeR)
They were 3 inches away from punching louvers in the hood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
What is making all these "firsts" as far as distance is concerned? Didn't Apollo 11's lunar module go around the backside of the moon?
Posted by: rickb223
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Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)
I see four figures.
Adult and child in the fore ground.
Dude in a top hat in the middle.
Shadowed figure in a doorway in the back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)
The Apollo missions used the CSM's 50,000lb thrust rocket engine to slow the speed of the two spacecraft to allow capture by the weak Lunar gravity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (2GVsD)
Adult and child in the fore ground.
Dude in a top hat in the middle.
Shadowed figure in a doorway in the back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)
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You see five figures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (mdSmG)
It’s 410 miles away! Do they think because they saw it on a little map just a few inches apart that is close?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (IrYE6)
Posted by: Anna Puma
It made me think of Caligari as well.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (pDt9x)
It’s 410 miles away! Do they think because they saw it on a little map just a few inches apart that is close?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (IrYE6)
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It's just a tad closer to Iraq.
But, it's all like right next door.
Just look at a map.
*holds up fingers*
See? Like inches apart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 07, 2026 09:53 AM (j7INY)
Adult and child in the fore ground.
Dude in a top hat in the middle.
Shadowed figure in a doorway in the back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)
Sniper on the rooftop
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:53 AM (TezPK)
We'll need to ask Robert DeNiro.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (gKWVE)
Curves are timeless. This is just post modern dreck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)
How much do people pay for this "art"?
Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (IrYE6)
Yes. Have you ever met a "journalist?" They are the bottom 10% of the class...the ones who were confused in Algebra class? They weren't athletic, otherwise they would have majored in PE.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (OoFl2)
-Patrick Bateman
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Saw a long post that shows how American Psycho is actually a man behaving exactly like most women; the obsession with looks, the rivalry, the copying, even the murder all fit your average modern woman.
made more hilarious that it was directed by a woman who hated the main character and thought men would hate him too.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (HXT0k)
Dunno why, but it works for me.
The biggest issue I have is the front headlight.
James May had a video which was actually a fairly decent critique on the body style from a design perspective. He pointed out that a lot of car manufacturers stayed away from strictly straight lines because it was very hard and precise to get them to meet properly between panels. So if the machining and fitting is off just a little bit, then you can see that the corners do not match at a join.
He also pointed out that having a single light bar as the headlight meant that people ahead of you cannot judge very well how far away you are because you do not have split headlights.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (bss/y)
It only takes an F-15 fifteen minutes to get there 😃
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026
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Tensor.Art? How do we find yours?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)
made more hilarious that it was directed by a woman who hated the main character and thought men would hate him too.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (HXT0k)
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And written by a gay man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:56 AM (mdSmG)
I wonder who has been the furthest from the Sun? AI could give me the wrong answer instantly, because this would take some real calculations.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:56 AM (1zcQ9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (mdSmG)
Nice ref.
There are four.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (GPa4z)
I'm not there yet. I may be the only one that never liked the DeLorean either.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (V4IXI)
Expressionism is a far cry (in my opinion a devolution) from the Romanticism of a century earlier.
Posted by: JTB at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (2GVsD)
My apologies anna, but it looks like the winged valkyrie is doing calisthenics on the beach.
Also, on the first picture, you could be forgiven for thinking on the zoomed out one that she is not wearing pants.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)
Artemis II beats Apollo 13's record for being the furthest man has traveled from the Earth by a couple thousand miles.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (19SAM)
made more hilarious that it was directed by a woman who hated the main character and thought men would hate him too.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (HXT0k)
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And written by a gay man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:56 AM (md
A large percentage of serial killers are homo or closeted homos who are angry about it and hate women.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:00 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (V4IXI)
I don't like the Delorean.
I do remember I loved the engine growl in Back to the future, but I do not think the stock delorean sounded like that. It was like a V6?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:00 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM
Tesla Cybertruck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2026 10:00 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Weasel at April 07, 2026 10:01 AM (qdktZ)
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)
Thank you Pythagoras.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)
I know you are speaking generally as there are different periods of expressionism which ended with the gas lighting abstract expressionism. What a scam that period was.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:03 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: AI Scarecrow
Heh. Well done.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 10:03 AM (1zcQ9)
Posted by: Don Black
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From the archives:
Nonrepresentational Art - a limerick
There was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.
Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 10:04 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:03 AM (V4IXI)
It got further and further away from Representational.
I think the key to this is that Representational art is actually really difficult. Most of the people doing the shit are not really talented (or do not want to put in the work) so they make crap and say it's edgy and bold and good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:04 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)
Uh...that's not correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026
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Raising yaws and goiters for the tourist trade, then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)
Uh...that's not correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (n9ltV)
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His diploma is a lie!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026
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How about pitching and rolling?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)
A Sioux chief introduced his three brides
Two were thin and one was fat besides
On exotic skins they sat
Thus proving the theory that:
"The squaw on the hippopotamus equals the sum of the squaws on the other two hides"
Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (n9ltV)
Question: Did journalism majors skip education because they couldn't handle the scholastic rigor, or the other way round?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:07 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (n9ltV)
Dammit the dildo is right. The sum of the squares of the smaller legs are equal to the SQUARE of the longest side (hypotenuse) side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)
Putting out...what? 150 HP.
I have a car with a 3.0L V6 that puts out 400HP.
Engine technology has gone through a revolution!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Run away! at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
It's what the Scarecrow says after he receives his diploma in The Wizard of Oz. I don't know if the writer just forgot high-school geometry, or if it was done on purpose to make fun of people with diplomas.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)
LOL. Just like real AI.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (V4IXI)
There are some good sport car V6s, but they are mostly ... Japanese and/or Porsche.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:09 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (qgHp7)
Oh my. That's a good one!
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 10:09 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)
LOL. Just like real AI.
And the journalists still wonder why they will be replaced by AI.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:09 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (R11M+)
Lyonel Feininger
Charles and Camilla in palace isolation?
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Context: Painted in Berlin during the onset of WWI, the piece reflects a sense of isolation and dark, inward retreat through its deep tones and compressed space.
Subject: It is based on a drawing Feininger made of a street in Weimar, Germany, featuring stylized architectural forms.
Style: The painting is noted for its "crystalline treatment of light and form," blending emotional tension with structural, geometric lyricism.
Location: The painting is in the collection of the Norton Simon Museum (Pasadena, CA).
About the Artist
Lyonel Feininger (1871–1956): A leading exponent of Expressionism and a key figure in the Bauhaus school.
(AI Overview citing Norton Simon Museum +3)
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Don't dislike it; I do like the colors in the painting and the shapes. However, I probably wouldn't hang it.
Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (NFX2v)
Why?
Because he never went to college /journalism school.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Footnote at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)
I have a car with a 3.0L V6 that puts out 400HP.
Engine technology has gone through a revolution!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (n9ltV)
130 HP according to Bing AI.
Hell, my small Miata had 126- and it was a lighter car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (bss/y)
A 914/6 has entered Chat.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Footnote at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)
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But leap year, coming once in four,
February then has one day more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:09 AM (bss/y)
They include turbo.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)
Uh...that's not correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM
Forget it...he's rolling.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (kgE5c)
In 1910, a failed House bill sought to increase the availability of low-cost meat by importing hippopotamuses that would be killed to make “lake cow bacon”
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:12 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:12 AM (0SGkq)
Not wanted.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (BI5O2)
Engine technology has gone through a revolution!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (n9ltV)
You have a Nissan GTR? Cool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (IpIf3)
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (w9Wa
I think Venezuela may have passed a similar bill. Or was it Colombia 😀
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:12 AM (2GVsD)
I do not want to eat Chrischan or DSP.
No thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:14 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
It is when you stick it in a golf cart.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:14 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)
Always wondered how the heck did he get them into the country.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:14 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (w9Wa
I think Venezuela may have passed a similar bill. Or was it Colombia 😀
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Pablo Escobar's hippos have established themselves in Colombia.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (R11M+)
Boxster is a flat 6- or used to be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:15 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:15 AM (bss/y)
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Philosophically speaking they should be transported from Africa in Hippo crates.
Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:15 AM (bss/y)
Must wear a dress if you drive a Boxster.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
'least it wasn't a tornado
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Sponge
With the exception of Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (cYBz/)
Porsche_Boxster_and_Cayman
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (bss/y)
He dropped out of school at 14.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (BI5O2)
but i figured it was a cursed movie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
It is. From the supposed crewman who hanged himself to Buddy Ebsen almost dying from the aluminum paint for the Tin Man.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: Sponge
With the exception of Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (cYBz/)
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The historical erasure of John Carter is a blight on the American education system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (R11M+)
Hoisted on my own pedant petard.
Touche.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Has your daughter seen it?
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (0SGkq)
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The crewman hanging himself was an urban legend born from poor VHS copies.
It's a large bird, not a man hanging by his neck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (LVvlK)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (R11M+)
With the exception of Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (cYBz/)
Valid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ
No. She has enough problems, lol. But she looooves some Alice in Wonderland.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (V4IXI)
When I eventually got the Miata, I saw a Boxster in Magnum PI colors (Red with medium brown rich leather.) God that was a fucking beautiful car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)
Hippos don't lie
Posted by: Shakira at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (LVvlK)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)
Upon receiving his diploma, the Scarecrow immediately felt wiser.
He began reciting laws of geometry which were mathematically false, and later also parodied in The Simpsons.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: rickb223
Nobody hanged themself. It's a crowned crane you see in the background as they are dancing out of the apple orchard.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (LVvlK)
You're landing crooked?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Just roll with it
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM (LVvlK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)
You going to explain the analogy to her when she gets older?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:21 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: rickb223
Nobody hanged themself. It's a crowned crane you see in the background as they are dancing out of the apple orchard.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)
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Just because there's evidence disproving the conspiracy doesn't mean that the conspiracy is false.
In fact, the evidence countering the conspiracy only makes the case for the conspiracy stronger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:21 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: muldoon
ISWYDT
The crates do no harm.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 10:21 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Bulg
That's why I said "supposed". 😉
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:21 AM (0SGkq)
H'wood directors really used to give 0 fucks about the "talent." The good ol' days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 07, 2026 10:22 AM (xcxpd)
Crystal Palace of Crystal Meth
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2026 10:23 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (0SGkq)
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The crewman hanging himself was an urban legend born from poor VHS copies.
It's a large bird, not a man hanging by his neck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (mdSmG)
It's a floor wax
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 07, 2026 10:23 AM (xcxpd)
I have recurring nightmares about trying to write a limerick about a Potawatomi tribal hippopotamus from Poughkeepsie...
Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 10:24 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (bss/y)
IIRC, it was a 1999 Boxster. This was 2010 or so. It was beautiful and I was in love, but I figured the cost of just running it for repair would be about 3-4-5 times what it would be for the Miata.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)
Whatever happened to that Ronulan who took enough colloidal silver to turn himself blue? I was always sad he didn't end up as Senator.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM (V4IXI
Nah. So much of the strangely large quantity of "scholarship" about that novel is pure garbage. Wildly conjectural nonsense, almost all of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:27 AM (2GVsD)
*bright colors making anything dark stick out*
*literally hundreds of crew members*
*Technicolor advisors who inspect everything about every image that goes through the camera in order to protect the brand and equipment*
They all missed a guy who hanged himself and was actively swinging on a branch in shot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:27 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2026 10:29 AM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 07, 2026 10:29 AM (ABMuU)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)
You are correct in that Lewis only describes it as just a lot of nonsense . But I bet he subconsciously or maybe intentionally got some of that nonsense from the period he was living in .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:30 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:30 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)
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Now they feel that way about their audience.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 10:31 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:31 AM (2GVsD)
Can someone really suffocate from being covered with gold paint like Jill Masterson in Goldfinger?
James Bond tells M that she died of skin suffocation, but is that actually possible? Joe Schwarcz PhD | 28 May 2021
You Asked
In part, "No. We do not breathe through our skin."
And, "Although only his face was covered, Buddy Ebsen who had won the role of the Tin Man in the film version of The Wizard of Oz, had a respiratory reaction to the aluminum powder that was used in the makeup and ended up in hospital. He was replaced in the role by Jack Haley and claimed that for the rest of his life he had breathing problems because of that “damned movie.”
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:32 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Remember, Carroll was also a mathematician and logician. I think he was just having fun playing around with mathematical/logical concepts.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (2GVsD)
"Oh, well you see, it's clearly a parable about child abuse in Victorian England, because blah blah blah."
No. It was a gifted polymath, high on opium, who wrote a fun story for his friend's kids, and accidently completely changed everyone's approach to children's entertainment because it became so beloved.
Academics have this driving urge to find things everyone loves, and then shit all over them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)
Nope. It's a wagon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (n9ltV)
Talk about delusional
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:34 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:31 AM (2GVsD)
That dog has taken his eyes off the frisbee. He is going to do a header into that stone wall.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:35 AM (bss/y)
Talk about delusional
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:34 AM (2GVsD)
Oh, you mean the suv they stuck a running horse on?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:36 AM (xHYkz)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:37 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 10:37 AM (s+glL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 10:37 AM (2NfOB)
Also, I recall reading that Bolger, Haley, and Lahr all had permanent aftereffects from the makeup for their respective roles.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:38 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)
In fact, the evidence countering the conspiracy only makes the case for the conspiracy stronger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:21 AM (mdSmG)
People will say that there are laser reflectors on the moon but that's just because a member of Kubrick's team placed it where while they were on location for the moon landing hoax.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (LVvlK)
You're landing crooked?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Just roll with it
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM
Sponge with the slow pitch, there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2026 10:38 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)
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Why didn't the Artemis II crew land on the moon to prove that Neil Armstrong had been there?
It'd be so easy to do! And then they could disprove all the conspiracy theories that have never been seriously addressed!
Also, the moon isn't real because the world is flat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:39 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)
Nope. It's a wagon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (n9ltV)
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My wife's Explorer ST is a twin turbo V6 at something around 400+ HP. Gearheads are getting over 600 HP with the motor and mad mods.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 10:39 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)
Nope. It's a wagon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (n9ltV)
Be like us: cruising down the streets of Tehran in our new Turbo Trans Am
Posted by: Fearless Iranians From Hell at April 07, 2026 10:39 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (xHYkz)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)
If I were one of his descendants, there would be academics fetching up with orbital fractures for reasons nobody could be quite sure of.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)
220,221
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:41 AM (xHYkz)
My understanding is that metallic paints can prevent sweating so the person overheats and dies of heat stroke. Was the reason given in a Lobe Wolf McQuade episode.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:41 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: XTC at April 07, 2026 10:41 AM (6Uni8)
Sponge with the slow pitch, there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Does he not raise yaws and goiters for the river trade?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)
GTR was a side project from 40 years ago featuring Steve Hackett and Steve Howe.
Disparagingly called by one critic “SHT”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: XTC at April 07, 2026 10:41 AM (6Uni
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Trump committed a war crime by saying something that could be implied to be threatening a nuclear blast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Space: MCMXCIX so-called Season 2 at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (
The future is.
Posted by: Space: MCMXCIX so-called Season 2 at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (E6xSb)
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"Tell my wife I said, hello."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (mdSmG)
What time zone is the 8pm deadline beige Iran goes ‘splody?
Posted by: Heroq
8:00 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (xG4kz)
My understanding is that metallic paints can prevent sweating so the person overheats and dies of heat stroke. Was the reason given in a Lobe Wolf McQuade episode.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:41 AM (lFFaq)
Wasn't a similar theme used in a James Bond movie once?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (N39Ws)
Disparagingly called by one critic “SHT”."
The guitars and the songs on that album are quite good.
The production is flawed. Everyone wants to homogenize a hit record.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Bulg
Pffffft. Her sister had a house dropped on her.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (0SGkq)
Trump committed a war crime by saying something that could be implied to be threatening a nuclear blast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (mdSmG)
It’s never a war crime the first time (h/t, Fat Electrician).
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (E6xSb)
The production is flawed. Everyone wants to homogenize a hit record.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (DgMqy)
I have that CD in fact.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:45 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
"One of these days, for Alice . . ."
Posted by: right in the kisser! at April 07, 2026 10:45 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (N39Ws)
That's actually what the Horde was referring to, beyond the Wizard of Oz issue, but I've never seen that particular Bond movie.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:46 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)
I think the 3.8L V6 engine is one of the better built GM engines out there. Hopefully they can return to it and ditch the 1.x liter turbocharged POS the build now.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 10:46 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Heroq
It's 6:15 pm in Tehran. +8:30 hrs. (Based off Central Time)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:46 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:46 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (xHYkz)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:46 AM (lFFaq)
Goldfinger, and stupidly revisited in Quantum of Solace
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (E6xSb)
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Eh.
That Goldfinger reference is one of the best parts of Quantum of Solace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (xHYkz)
What time zone is the 8pm deadline beige Iran goes ‘splody?
Posted by: Heroq
8:00 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (xG4kz)
Should we all turn our lights off at home in solidarity? Or do a grand bonfire?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (mdSmG)
Deep cut. Been watching Futurama on streaming?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (2GVsD)
We DO know that one of the thieves is quoted as saying “give me a break, give me a break, give me a piece of that Kit Kat bar”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (mdSmG)
Deep cut. Been watching Futurama on streaming?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (bss/y)
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Nope. I've just memorized it. Better than learning to read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (mdSmG)
Deep cut. Been watching Futurama on streaming?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (bss/y)
Should we begin addressing TJM as Your Neutralness???
Posted by: question for the Horde at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (9vFyc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (2GVsD)
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British actress based in London. Most of her work is British movies.
She was in the most recent Kingsman movie, The King's Man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (N39Ws)
We’re supposed to do that for Erf Day which is in 2 weeks.
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (xHYkz)
My old boss made some of those. If Apollo was fake, at least they had the decency to lie to him that his work was on the Moon.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (1zcQ9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
He did.
Wealthy family, 7th of 9 children, grew up at Rose Lawn estate in NY. Home schooled until age 12, then went to military school for 2 years. Reportedly, he was severely disciplined for daydreaming, suffered some ill effects as a result, was allowed to return home.
Seems he might have always been a dreamer & encouraged by family.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (NFX2v)
Me too. I had The Missus get me a few of Hackett's for Christmas, and I just finished his autobio.
Not classic literature, but interesting for a fan.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Anna Puma
TJM tried to make her a thing after the Daily Daddario went away, but no one really cared about her, so he dropped it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (mdSmG)
That's another one I need to rewatch. I have them on DVD (the first iteration.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:51 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (R11M+)
As opposed to Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:52 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (E6xSb)
Was it? Didn't see QoS because I've never liked Daniel Craig as an actor. Lame that they recycled something already laughable.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:52 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: question for the Horde at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (9vFyc)
'What makes a man Neutral, Kif?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (NFX2v)
Yup. He was smart, and liked to write, but was a bad student. Rather than force him into some horrible mind prison, his dad just bought him a printing press.
That's the way it's done.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:54 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Many moons ago in a galaxy far away I live in an apartment complex, and my neighbor below me was a stripper. Errr a dancer, I mean. She owned one of those.
I’m not knocking stripping mind you. She made more in a weekend than I made a week.
And the answer to the question you’re thinking is no.
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:54 AM (xHYkz)
What we've accomplished to date is akin to going to the corner bodega for some smokes, a couple of scratch-offs, and a 6 pack of Schlitz.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:56 AM (ExV1e)
What we've accomplished to date is akin to going to the corner bodega for some smokes, a couple of scratch-offs, and a 6 pack of Schlitz.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)
Is it necessary to note that on every post though? At this point you are becoming a troll on the subject.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:56 AM (lFFaq)
>>Is it necessary to note that on every post though? At this point you are becoming a troll on the subject.
I've noted it on exactly two posts, thanks for keeping score.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 10:57 AM (XV/Pl)
What we've accomplished to date is akin to going to the corner bodega for some smokes, a couple of scratch-offs, and a 6 pack of Schlitz.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)
I pity you.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:57 AM (Ahu4D)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (n9ltV)
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Audi or Merc?
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 10:57 AM (oqH4h)
What we've accomplished to date is akin to going to the corner bodega for some smokes, a couple of scratch-offs, and a 6 pack of Schlitz.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
What have you got against Schlitz, racist?!
Posted by: The Negro Space Program at April 07, 2026 10:58 AM (Uh88k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (mdSmG)
The best part of Something of Boris was the brief appearance of Stana Katic.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:59 AM (Ahu4D)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:56 AM (ExV1e)
She seemed like she had her shit together. I did t know her super well but the odd time is have a conversation with her she seemed pretty cool. Not coked out of her mind or other stereotypes.
I knew a girl in college who did some “dancing” as well. She was all business about it. If I were a hot 20 year old and could make $1000 a night shaking my ass I’d do it too, lol.
Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:59 AM (xHYkz)
Posted by: question for the Horde at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (9vFyc)
'What makes a man Neutral, Kif?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Summer's Eve?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (0SGkq)
40 happened.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 10:57 AM (XV/Pl)
Today? Because you did so on several posts yesterday.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 11:01 AM (lFFaq)
>>I pity you.
Why?
This mission cost 4 Billion dollars and will provide very little over what we already know and essentially is a retread of something we already did 60 years ago.
4 Billion can buy a lot of scotch and steak.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 11:01 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
🤷♀️
The original Tin Man makeup for the 1939 Wizard of Oz film was a mixture of clown white covered with pure, ground-up aluminum powder. It caused Ebsen to suffer severe reactions.
Reportedly, the powder on his face also coated his lungs, causing shortness of breath, cramping, and hospitalization in an iron lung.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 11:01 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 11:04 AM (R11M+)
the noted ferengi, lobe wolf mcquade? that guy had some lobes!
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 11:06 AM (oY6Yp)
toilet seat covers boxes around here have "skirt" added after "pull up" and "panties" added after "then pull down."
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 11:06 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 11:09 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (R11M+)
Disparagingly called by one critic “SHT”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (E6xSb)
Ah, yes, good ol' JD Considine and his Short Takes in Musician magazine. I also liked his review of Yes' Talk album, which was "Shut up." Both made me laugh and are more memorable than their subjects, that's for sure!
Posted by: goozer at April 07, 2026 11:44 AM (BAs8w)
Posted by: Lester Fahrner at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (tnTmD)
This mission cost 4 Billion dollars and will provide very little over what we already know and essentially is a retread of something we already did 60 years ago.
4 Billion can buy a lot of scotch and steak.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 11:01 AM (XV/Pl)
People like you are why we can’t have nice things or do things that advance humanity.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (E6xSb)
The Morning Report — 4/7/26
Good morning kids. This morning it's all about miracles and wonders. on the last episode of the podcast linked here and in the sidebar
also available on the popular platforms listed at the bottom of the post I poo-pooed the Artemis moon mission but colleague and cob CBD observed how the mission was yet another confirmation of, despite all our many and serious problems, the greatness of this nation in being able to send a sophisticated piece of technology and an incredibly skilled and brave crew on a half million mile journey to the moon and return safely please God. it was plain for all the world to see. while I do question the necessity of the government to be funding and involved in space technology and exploration, the Artemis mission and most especially the free market enterprises such as SpaceX are engaging in the necessary task of giving America the edge in securing the ultimate high ground for our national security and future prosperity. So consider me duly chastised in this regard. I hope that despite it being yet another DC Bureaucracy, perhaps Nasa and its partners in the private sector and the War Dept. can overcome the typical pitfalls of bureaucracy and make great strides in the aforementioned. Maybe I'm being more than a bit Pollyannaish, but still, here we are 53 years after the last lunar mission and making history again.
“You’ve made history and made all America really proud, incredibly proud,” Trump told the four astronauts just hours after they emerged from the far side of the moon. “Humans have really never seen anything quite like what you’re doing in a manned spacecraft,” Trump marveled. “It’s really special.” The commander in chief was introduced to the crew by NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman, who noted the president “wanted to be the first person to greet you after your return from the far side of the moon.”As awe-inspiring as this is, for my money there is nothing more inspiring and incredible as the bravery and daring of our men and women in uniform.
U.S. special operations forces rescued the second crew member from a downed F-15E fighter jet in Iran after a “heavy firefight,” successfully extracting both airmen and all rescue personnel from the country, according to multiple reports.
U.S. officials told Axios and Fox News the high-risk combat search-and-rescue mission recovered the weapon systems officer more than a day after the aircraft was shot down, concluding a complex operation that unfolded behind enemy lines. The weapon systems officer had evaded capture after ejecting alongside the pilot, using Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape (SERE) training to move away from the wreckage and take cover on elevated terrain while activating an emergency beacon, according to reporting cited by Fox News.
“The CIA executed a deception campaign to confuse the Iranians, who were desperately hunting for our airman. On Saturday morning, we achieved our primary objective by finding and providing confirmation that one of America’s best and bravest was alive and concealed in a mountain crevice, still invisible to the enemy but not to the CIA,” Ratcliffe said. (RELATED: Israeli Airstrike Takes Out Top Iranian Intel Chief, Officials Say)Well, I imagine if John Brennan was still running Langley, he'd have guided the IRGC right to the downed airmen. The same Brennan who helped concoct the deception campaign known as the Russian collusion hoax.
hopefully now we can finish the job or at long last the Persian people can rise up and finish off the Mullahs.
President Donald Trump said on Sunday that the United States attempted to supply Iranian protesters with weapons this year so they could defend themselves against another massacre, but the effort was not successful because Kurdish intermediaries decided to keep some of the guns for themselves.I and doubtless many of you had contemplated this kind of move. well to be fair the Kurds have been the targets of the mullahs, Saddam Hussein and the Turks because of their national aspirations and so arming them I suppose was a bridge too far for the Foggy Bottom bottom dwellers. That said to play devil's advocate do we really want to arm a potential insurgent force that could carry out terroristic acts in the same vein as the Basque separatists of Eta or the Ira?
then again the Kurds are not fanatical islamists. but if they can destabilize and counter the IRGC and mullahs maybe it's missed opportunity. with that... Have a great day!
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- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS
- The cost of carrying Europe.
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- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- The report comes shortly before U.S. President Donald Trump’s deadline for Tehran to open the Strait of Hormuz or see its power plants and bridges attacked.
Iran State Media: Tehran Rejects Latest Ceasefire Proposal
- President Donald Trump said on Sunday that the United States attempted to supply Iranian protesters with weapons this year so they could defend themselves against another massacre, but the effort was not successful because Kurdish intermediaries decided to keep some of the guns for themselves.
Report: Trump Says U.S. Tried to Send Guns to Iranian Protesters, Suggesting Kurds Kept Them
- U.S. air assets conducted strikes to prevent Iranian forces from closing in, while special operations units on the ground executed a layered extraction under fire.
U.S. Rescues Second F‑15 Airman in Iran After Firefight — All Personnel Safe
- Defense Minister Israel Katz confirmed the operation. Israel had “just carried out a powerful strike on the largest petrochemical facility in Iran, located in Asaluyeh, a central target responsible for about 50% of the country’s petrochemical production,” Katz said in a video statement, Arab News reported.
Israel Strikes Critical Iranian Petrochemical Plant, Officials Say
- Israel hits Iran’s largest petrochemical complex in Asaluyeh.
Iran’s Top Spy Chief, Key IRGC Commanders Eliminated in Israeli Strikes - The only thing worse than a liar is a liar who is also a hypocrite,” wrote American playwright Tennessee Williams. I thought of Williams’ scathing quote when news broke this weekend that two Iranian women, 47-year-old Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter Sarina Sadat Hosseiny, 25, had been arrested by US immigration officials in Los Angeles.
Iran’s elites escape regime’s brutal rules — with traitorous hypocrisy - From classified tech to global threat.
The Lost Drone That Changed the Battlefield
- Trump-haters and lefty media types claim such actions would constitute war crimes and he’d face justice at a Nuremberg-style reckoning.
If Iran won’t budge, ramping up attacks — including on bridges and power plants —makes sense* * * * * - “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day and Bridge Day … Open the F***in’ Strait, you crazy b**tards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
Democrats Blast Trump’s Easter Ultimatum to Iran in Typical, Homogenized Messaging
- Overall, a 53% majority said they opposed such a move, while just 37% supported it.
Americans Sharply Divided Along Political Lines When It Comes To Iran War Support: I&I/TIPP Poll
- A bloody struggle for power inside Islam itself.
Iran’s Threat to Muslims
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - Minneapolis Chief Brian O’Hara is facing 22 misconduct investigations. He has been willing to rush to condemn ICE agents, but now wants a fair hearing for his own accusations.
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- After his center at Boston University failed, “racist crackpot” Kendi lands endowed history professorship at Howard University.
DEI Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry – Ibram X(krement). Kendi Fails Upward
- What do fat, blue-haired tundra wookiess, women with weeners, and your grandma in her frog costume have in common? They are all Democrats, and they are nuttier than elephant patties. Forecast: gonzo, with a chance of explosive violence and/or a stupid costume.
Despotic, Neurotic, and Likely Psychotic: Liberals Have Become the Insane Clown Stasi - Victor Davis Hanson: Democrats can rebrand candidates, but they cannot hide a long record of condescension toward the very working-class voters they now need to win back.
The Left Is Baffled—but Still Repulsed—by the White Working Class "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - President Donald Trump’s deputies directed more low-profile enforcement operations this weekend to remove many illegal migrants from U.S. worksites.
ICE Launches More Low-Profile Worksite Visits to Deport Migrants
- Descano’s policies are under scrutiny following the murder of Stephanie Minter by a repeatedly released illegal immigrant.
Soros-Backed DA Claims Deporting Violent Illegals is ‘Perversion of Justice.’
THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - Some of the bluest blue states in the country are collectively flirting with disaster as they weigh new tax policies to address their respective budget crises and keep the entitlement gravy train chugging to nowhere.
Blue States Turbocharging Their Own Collapses With New Tax Gambits
- Taxpayers nationwide would pay the cost—and other mismanaged cities would get in line at the federal trough.
Bailing Out Chicago Would Send a Dangerous Message - The data contradicts DOGE’s initial claims of success in achieving its aims to defund large U.S.-based charities that funnel taxpayer dollars to foreign countries.
U.S. NGOs Sending Aid Overseas Enjoy Funding Surge, Despite DOGE Supposedly Cutting Them Off.
- In a post-Biden era, Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins has worked hard to build back the trust between the country’s unsung heroes — farmers and ranchers — and Washington, DC, emerging as a strong advocate for rural America and its key industries while collaborating with fellow cabinet members.
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Mad Mamdani’s NY: Homeless couple allowed to drink and have sex in middle of the sidewalk WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
- The residents said the terrorists operated “in the area for an extended period before encountering any resistance from security forces.
Nigeria on Easter: Military Rescues 31 Christians, Terrorists Kill Over 20 in Three Attacks
- Until the U.K.’s political and cultural elite can defend confidently what it means to be British, the nation will sacrifice women’s safety, Jewish security, and core liberal principles such as free speech.
The Islamification of Britain
- The Trump administration should offer him political asylum.
After Islamic Terror Attack, Australia’s Leftist Gov Instead Arrests Most Decorated Soldier J-6 FBI/PELOSI-ENGINEERED FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH,
- It seems the nominee must consider the riot one of the worst days in American history.
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SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION - The poll, conducted by Lake Research Partners from March 26-30 among 800 likely 2026 general election voters, found that 52 percent support impeaching Trump, while 40 percent oppose it. 46 percent said they strongly support impeachment, compared with 37 percent who strongly oppose it, while 8 percent said they were unsure or had no opinion. Democrats Plot Impeachment of Trump a Third Time FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
- Invariant’s ties to POLITICO raise questions about its claims of objectivity.
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- 'Highest level in modern history' is spin
On Defense Spending, a New York Times Double Standard
- You don't hate the media enough ...
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- “Domestic politics had become another theater of hybrid warfare...Both of these prior episodes ended in ignominy.”
The Information State Isn’t Going Away EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - There's lots of Americans who decide not to go to college or take advanced degrees because they don't want to be in hock. They shouldn't be forced to cover the cost of irresponsible, regretful borrowers.Colleges should cover the cost when student borrowers default
- Public education is essentially an arm of the Democrat party.
The curse of public teachers’ unions
- Democrats are increasingly outspoken about the poor condition of education in the U.S.
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ABORTION
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Bernie Sanders Is Lying To You About Taxes And The Rich ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS
- Fighting Islamic terrorism works.
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- “Death by torture is rampant” for Falun Gong practitioners in communist China, Levi Browde, the executive director of the Falun Dafa Information Center – which raises awareness about the persecution of Falun Gong practitioners in China – said during a discussion on Breitbart News Saturday, detailing the “largest civil disobedience movement in Chinese history” to expose the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).
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- The operations were carried out between March 23 and 29 under Operation Sable, which included 147 separate actions and 20 raids.
Mexican navy sweeps up 234 suspects, seizes over a TON of meth in nation-wide crackdown
- The spoiling of real education.
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DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - In a Truth Social post, President Donald Trump said the airman “was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow Warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue.”
Iranian Rescue Mission Underscores Hegseth’s Predecessors’ Incompetence
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- “You’ve made history and made all America really proud, incredibly proud,” Trump told the four astronauts just hours after they emerged from the far side of the moon.
Trump congratulates Artemis II astronauts following historic trip around the moon: ‘Modern-day pioneers’
- The focus of the picture was a strange crater in the floor of Mawrth Vallis, a channel that drains northward from Mars’ cratered southern highlands to its northern lowland plains. You can see the crater in the full image if you click on the picture. It is intriguing because its rim is strangely abrupt and flat on all sides, something that is not seen with impact craters, which have a raised rim of material plowed out by the impact.
Cracked bedrock on Mars? FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
- ‘Among adolescents who underwent medical gender reassignment, psychiatric morbidity increased markedly during follow-up.’
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- Rapinoe also scoffed at the IOC’s claim that it followed scientific evidence showing the male body has distinct and real physical advantages over the female form, and that it based its decision on that evidence to ensure fairness in women’s sports.
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- The tide is turning on how we as a society help young people struggling with gender issues.
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- “TOTAL BULLSHIT – I CAME HOME TO MEET MY GRANDSON – GOING BACK THIS WEEKEND,” O’Donnell exclaimed in an all-caps, replying to an Instagram post claiming she had was selling her Irish mansion with plans to return to the United States.
Rosie O’Donnell Returns to U.S. for Second Time After Vowing Not to Come Back While Trump Is in Office
- Allen—a television producer and founder of the Allen Media Group, turned comedian—sued the McDonald’s fast food chain for $10 billion in 2021, alleging the company engaged in discrimination against black-owned media companies when making decisions regarding itsadvertising budget.
CBS Replaces Colbert With ‘Woke’ Comedian Who Sued McDonald’s for ‘Racism.’
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)
Mazel tov, and here's to 42 more!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13)
The New Albanian Titty Observers have never wavered from our purpose.
Posted by: The NATO at April 07, 2026 07:28 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2026 07:29 AM (sn5xH)
ESPONJA11!!!!11
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2026 07:31 AM (2/MrR)
Posted by: Just Wondering at April 07, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Truly evil men
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:33 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:33 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13)
It appears 1 of us is not getting out alive.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:33 AM (/+uur)
Let's talk about the Twin Towers.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 07:35 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: The Sanhedrin at April 07, 2026 07:37 AM (+9A0s)
Posted by: Mr. Shock and Mr. Awe at April 07, 2026 07:40 AM (Y1sOo)
>>> I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina.
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Wolfus, are those the size towns you are scouting?
Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026
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Not . . . really. Whenever I think of living in a small town, I remember how much I depend on Walmart, on having a (good) mechanic to work on my car, and having access to medical treatment if I need it. I know small places have many of those things, but -- Well, I can be persuaded to consider someplace small, yes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 07:40 AM (wzUl9)
But to Kimmel, all that was condensed to being a “plumber,” as if his left-wing audience would likewise see a plumber reaching the highest levels of government as a joke.
And we all know that if Obama had been a plumber, making jokes about it would have the person canceled and his house firebombed while people screamed how raysis the comedian was.
Buy one standard, get the double for free.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:41 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)
Congrats Mr and Mrs r hennigantx. 42 was the answer to the Ultimate Question in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. May it bring you many more years
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 07:43 AM (19SAM)
NASA is collection of massively corrupt, over-grown sandboxes that was doing great pulling the wool over everyone's eyes until Musk found a way to make money in space.
NASA needs to go back to the labs and get the hell out of design and execution in Manned Space.
That is what the last five years plus has taught anyone who cares enough to pay attention.
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 07:48 AM (jstR0)
The Congress and Democrats freak out when he speaks. Irritating twits.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 07:48 AM (cRLyS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 07:49 AM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)
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Mazel tov to you and Mrs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:50 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: The Sanhedrin at April 07, 2026
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Nuke 'em 'til they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 07:52 AM (wzUl9)
Trump & Co released a report on US global strategic priorities:
1. Fortress Americas with a latter-day Monroe Doctrine
2. The Far East. We'll try to get China to play nice, but if not see #1
3. Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them. See #1
4. Africa. Benign neglect. See #1
On #1, we have Venezuela, Greenland and soon Cuba
On #2, witness Japan's PM hugging Trump yesterday
On #3, see Europe's open hostility to American interests in Iran. Europe has similar interests, but they fear their imported Muslims
Trump will have us out of NATO by the end of 2026.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 07:52 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)
Prayers will continue.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (Zz0t1)
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I remember Byron Allen from many decades ago. Disappointing to hear he's a woke, racist a-hole.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)
apparently he killed enemy soldiers
https://tinyurl.com/35k9eaa9
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 07:54 AM (UA2di)
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You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)
well duh!
Nothing works of you cannot read. Not science, Not Maths.
K 1 and 2 should be reading and writing. Add in maths at 3. 5th graders should be able to read a NYT or WaPo article and write a summary.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)
Congratulations! That's fantastic.
All the best to you and yours on this wonderful day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Blessings for all my friends that live in the grey boxes.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:57 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 07:57 AM (0SGkq)
All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: r hennigantx "
It's garbage.
Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage" in the 5th grade at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (vFG9F)
https://tinyurl.com/mwf56jwv
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)
Independents prove once again, they're not paying attention and are moderately stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Trump is rebranding the R party to be for working people and small business owners. Centrist and populist. It's a majority coalition, as Non-college outnumbers College by more than 2 to 1. The trick has been to get Non-College to turnout.
This is why the GOPe is resisting.
Meanwhile, the Ds are intent on fighting lost Leftist causes, and continue to alienate working people.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (dtajH)
The fact that the D's are hedging their bets on Hassan Piker, an evil leftist anti-American prick dog abuser, shows you exactly who they are and what they represent.
You vote for Democrats, you hate America, you hate freedom and you hate the American way of life, period. Because Democrats want to destroy every bit of that.
They want us Europe, islhamists included.
Never forget.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)
West Taiwan also has the habit of sending their thugs out to bully Falun Gong folks in free nations like ours.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:02 AM (NR6c1)
It would be insanely foolish to give ANY group in the Middle East weapons in the belief they’d willingly turn them over to someone else. Thats not how anyone in the region, even those who we think are receptive to us, thinks or is capable of doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:03 AM (UA2di)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)
The ignorance of the millennial generation is, they think they're the smartest f*ckers ever because they have a computer in their hand that can tell them anything they want to know.
Meanwhile, all the generations before them had to LEARN, remember and invent all the shit they claim makes them smart.
They're not smart.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 08:04 AM (19SAM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (RIvkX)
It's an odd story - or reporters are idiots. None of it makes any sense...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (loAPd)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (0SGkq)
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I saw George Harrison on YT explaining that while in India he saw a monkey couple doing the nasty in street which was the genesis of the classic Why Don't We Do It In the Road? Now we've come full circle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 08:04 AM (19SAM)
But the head of the UN said if Trump hit their bridges and electrical plants it would be a war crime ! Of course no word from this POS about Iran using cluster bombs to target civilians in Israel...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:07 AM (FtULh)
Nah. Let them fight. Or whatever. We're not in the nation building business.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)
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Rep. Ro Khanna just said he would go on that podcast again
Ro Khanna is also an evil leftist Anti-American prick
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)
French authorities agreed to help the U.S. crack down on tax evaders. But in doing so, people who just happened to be born on American soil face massive penalties and reams of red tape.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (loAPd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:09 AM (UA2di)
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The mad mullahs are willing, even anxious, for their own civilian population to suffer. You know, like the Democrats in the Senate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM
And you posted FIRST!! Two great accomplishments!
Congratulations to both of you.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (INQN/)
"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make."
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:11 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 07, 2026 08:11 AM (iKUQG)
They're all crediting an Axios report, so I'll wait...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (XuXeR
Tousi says so so probably true
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:11 AM (IJL3x)
Free Speech For People said in a press release Monday that a new national poll found “a majority of likely 2026 voters nationwide support impeaching President Donald Trump,” which the group called “an extraordinary and unprecedented level of support so early in a presidential term.”
The poll, conducted by Lake Research Partners from March 26-30 among 800 likely 2026 general election voters, found that 52 percent support impeaching Trump, while 40 percent oppose it. 46 percent said they strongly support impeachment, compared with 37 percent who strongly oppose it, while 8 percent said they were unsure or had no opinion.
Hey, I'm as pessimistic as the next guy/gal, but I find this very hard to believe. Lake Research Partners...who? Supposedly, the poll encompasses all party lines.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI)
WI Morons, get out and vote for Maria Lazar.
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (Q+gd/)
Iran called on its youth Tuesday to form human chains around its power plants – after President Trump threatened to decimate the Islamic Republic’s energy infrastructure if it fails to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. “Power plants that are our national assets and capital, regardless of any taste or political viewpoint, belong to the future of Iran and to the Iranian youth,” Alireza Rahimi, secretary of the Supreme Council of Youth and Adolescents, said in a video aired on state TV.
… so Trump bombs Kharg Island
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (loAPd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)
So far, the deal has been "you do that, then we'll punch you in the face"
I'm good with that. I'd also suspect they're used to dealing with more feckless westerners....
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)
The story, if true, is that the US shipped some large supply of small arms to some Kurdish intermediaries, with the agreement they would turn these over to the Iranian opposition. Trump is saying that the Kurdish intermediaries then double crossed us and just kept them all for themselves.
My point is that everyone on our side should have seen that coming from miles away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (UA2di)
Described as the “world’s first anti-racist virtual world,” the immersive 3D environment has been deployed in colleges across Wales for pupils aged 16 and above since 2024.
It is like DOnkey Kong but you get to whack white peeps.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI)
And not one person they polled could state any 'high crime and misdemeanor' that Trump committed that's worthy of impeachment.
It's all bullshit made up by the media to remind you who's still in control of what happens in this country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 07, 2026 08:15 AM (BCuCF)
WI Morons, get out and vote for Maria Lazar.
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (Q+gd/)
Because our side sucks and refuses to play the long game.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (loAPd)
Big Govt is gonna Big Govt
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)
They're a Clintoon era dem group. They're used to float trial balloons...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR)
Known a few South Africans recently arrived in America, Afrikaner and English. Uniformly, they’ve said, what a joy just to be able to walk around freely. Without fear of attack. One young South African guy, when I raised the security issue, just blurted out, “I had a gun put to my head.”
A South African woman said an American told her, we have home invasions in this country, too. She asked, how many people do you know who have been home invaded? None, he said. I don’t know anyone who hasn’t had a home invasion, she told him. Her elderly parents were tied up at gunpoint. She was grateful they were only robbed.
My Afrikaner exGF carried a gun as a young woman out on the town. Explained cheerfully, you don’t stop for red lights in South Africa. That’s where they’re waiting for you.
Welcome to America. More immigration like this please. Afrikaners just want to work. Contribute.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:16 AM (SPRxV)
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File under No Shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:17 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)
My point is that everyone on our side should have seen that coming from miles away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (UA2di)
There's a strong chance they did and that's why they gave them small arms instead of Biden's Afghanistan Giveaway types of equipment.
You dribble and you shoot. We know now that should things get REALLY sporty, Kurds are on the table as targets.
Know islham, no peace.
No islham, know peace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Despite the deadly eight-hour attack that claimed four American lives and the House’s investigative report documenting a slow and unprepared military, none of the Pentagon’s highest ranked officers were
fixed it
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:18 AM (/+uur)
French authorities agreed to help the U.S. crack down on tax evaders. But in doing so, people who just happened to be born on American soil face massive penalties and reams of red tape.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (loAPd)
China's tax rates are also a lot lower than the US (and US citizens pay higher of US or local when overses). Probably have a lot of "tax evaders" to chase there as well.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 07, 2026 08:18 AM (okun6)
Shush. We're supposed to be concerned.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:18 AM (XuXeR)
So they refused to learn the lesson about Amelia.
Afrikaners just want to work. Contribute.
Yes, but those are the WRONG kind of immigrants! They're chock full of huwite soopremasy and should go back to their country since they weren't really oppressed oppressed.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:19 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Monty Python at April 07, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Translation: The Welsh Government took 1.2m in tax dollars, lit cigars with it and wiped their ass with the remaining cash.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
It would be insanely foolish to give ANY group in the Middle East weapons in the belief they’d willingly turn them over to someone else. Thats not how anyone in the region, even those who we think are receptive to us, thinks or is capable of doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:03 AM (UA2di)
In perfect fairness, if you gave me a cache of weapons and said "pass it on," I would be the proud new owner of a cache of weapons.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (ypYV4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:09 AM (UA2di)
It might if we're permanently leaving certain European military bases...if we take it, it should be a permanent take which eventually coincides with some drawdowns from Europe...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (7MAtR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)
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Wasn't this a South Park episode back when it didn't suck?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:22 AM (SPRxV)
Wasn't this a South Park episode back when it didn't suck?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:22 AM (SPRxV)
Woof. How far back do you have to go for that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)
"My take is pretty simple - we may not have agreed with the initial decision to strike, that's an American and Israeli decision...But I see absolutely no reason why we didn't have assets in the region, why we didn't have Type 45 destroyers in the region to protect our citizens and our allies. It's baffling to me."
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (loAPd)
1. They're hand-wringing if Trump is bluffing. TACO! Wait, TACO? "He seems serious this time." All the progtards simply view Trump as impulsive, volatile, no plan whatsoever, stupid and my new favourite pathological, narcissistic mysogynist.
2. Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself. Because when the bombing started, their first impulse was to hold back. But now bridges, foreign piwer and desalination plants are on the table.
3. Irans calling on civilians to act as human shields and form human chains around power plants. I'm sure their going to get right on that Mo! You first....
I'm not sure what's going to happen, but I don't want this going on until 2069. And if President Trump can help the Cubans before the mid-terms, this all goes down the memory hole.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)
A tank farm near the Bridge of the Americas exploded creating a beautiful fireball. At least one person is missing.
But shipping traffic continues to use the Panama Canal.
So don't panic and always bring a towel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (2GVsD)
That's quite sad, really. And no, I don't understand the willingness to do this sort of thing. Even for $$$
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Jen the original
Jen, this one?
Truth Social - POTUS
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (0SGkq)
The EU, China and Russia depend on Kharg. The US doesn't.
That makes it ripe for exploitation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (AkEZC)
Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (e9eAG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 08:26 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:26 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (loAPd)
Because we can. And should.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)
The EU, China and Russia depend on Kharg. The US doesn't.
That makes it ripe for exploitation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
You misspelled explosion.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)
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Iran has been threatening to release the real stuff, to really fight back, for more than 4 weeks.
And all their doing is firing a handful of missiles per night at Saudi Arabia and other nearby countries.
They had the golden opportunity to get an American POW to torture live on the Internet. He was injured and alone in their country for 2 days. They lost 1500 men trying to get to him while the US built a makeshift airbase 20 minutes from an Iranian city of 2.2 million people.
All while massive stockpiles of their ballistics weapons capabilities have been destroyed in giant balls of fire for weeks.
I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore. They would have done it weeks ago. All they have left is terror against their own people and LEGO AI slop videos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (mdSmG)
We should not occupy Kharg Island. This would undercut our quest for a change in leadership. And it is an enclave that would consume a lot of resources for force protection coupled with logistics struggles. A new government will need the revenue to rebuild.
Power plants and bridges as targets is a better move. We can start the cleansing of the IRGC from rural areas and borders, moving arms in to let the Iranian people decide. Go long on local concrete firms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Discerning Chap at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (e9eAG)
It's my firm belief that we're doing this in a rapid fashion because China said they wanted to go to the moon. Everyone knows China would use that as leverage and threaten to destroy it, destroying Earth as we know it, so we're getting there first.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)
This cannot be understated. The issue here remains China.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (j+aD2)
Because we can. And should.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)
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1. It's awesome.
2. It's less than the fraud in Minnesota.
At this point, people complaining about the cost of Artemis are just deeply unserious.
We could build 10 moonbases for what Newsom has wasted on a high speed rail that's never laid any track.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (mdSmG)
Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (e9eAG)
For now, it's just progress...as is most scientific government spending...eventually all the advancement trickles down to us in numerous ways (see the Internet)...
For now, doing something far away in space is still pipedream land...but I guess so was flying people in the sky 150 years ago...and to get to the 1st goal, you have to take baby steps to get there.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM
******
Amazing! Congratulations!!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC)
This cannot be understated. The issue here remains China.
agree but the Globalist Left exists and although it's controlled by China it thinks it's independent of it. lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (j+aD2)
That hasn't stopped the Centennial State from pushing the envelope on subsequent speech mandates: a sanctuary-state loyalty oath for Colorado lawyers and a public accommodation law that allegedly restricts what businesses can say about the biological differences between men and women.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (loAPd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (2GVsD)
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Dude, cowardice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Discerning Chap at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM
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I know, right?
Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)
It's all bullshit made up by the media to remind you who's still in control of what happens in this country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Impeachment isn't criminal. It's political. All that is required is the unbreakable will to punish your political enemies.
THAT, the left has in spades.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (FMtrg)
An unarmed population. Something many of our "leaders" (Tillis) wish they had...
Buy ammo
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (j+aD2)
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Dude, cowardice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (ndZc7)
"If Jimmy jumps off the Empire State Building, are YOU going to jump off the Empire State Building?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (j+aD2)
I need help.
Now Sprue Brothers is having a sale on Dragon and HK Model kits. The 1/32 HK Do 335 Pfeil is talking to me.
Somebody stop me.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (2GVsD)
Impeachment isn't criminal. It's political. All that is required is the unbreakable will to punish your political enemies.
THAT, the left has in spades.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (FmapG)
Valid, but they did it twice and Trump got reelected in a landslide.
Now they're telling me a majority of voters want to see that AGAIN? I don't think so......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Camilla, the face that launched, uhh, three ships.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (0SGkq)
Ned Pepper: “I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (UA2di)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)
We should not occupy Kharg Island. This would undercut our quest for a change in leadership. And it is an enclave that would consume a lot of resources for force protection coupled with logistics struggles. A new government will need the revenue to rebuild.
Power plants and bridges as targets is a better move. We can start the cleansing of the IRGC from rural areas and borders, moving arms in to let the Iranian people decide. Go long on local concrete firms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)
I don't know - if you occupy the moneymaker (Kharg) and bankrupt Iran (really it's leaders), nothing says you can later make a deal with the new leaders to jointly deal with the assets...in fact, that would seem to be a more likely way to keep the new leaders in line (and China poor)...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)
I drank my share last night. Does that count?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)
exactly sponge lol
yeah guys, run that play again
it won't backfire or make you look nuts THIS time! do eet!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (2GVsD)
Yep. Tribalism is the default human condition. Not recognizing that is fatal hubris.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)
All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.
Posted by: one hour sober
It should not have been a surprise, this is how that party has always operated. Too late now.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: I don't get it at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (2GVsD)
What does my penis have to do with any of this?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Described as the “world’s first anti-racist virtual world,” the immersive 3D environment has been deployed in colleges across Wales for pupils aged 16 and above since 2024.
It is like DOnkey Kong but you get to whack white peeps.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (/+uur)
The Communist campaign against innate human nature continues. One reason Communism fails in the long run is it runs counter to human nature, which is not close to pure communism/socialism above a small tribal level. So at medium-to-large scale, the Commies turn to a combination of brain-washing, indoctrination in children's schools, and forced compliance, to force people to live as good little commie workers and citizens.
The Leftists worldwide always turn to propaganda, indoctrination, and forced compliance sooner or later in their quest to rule. They have to.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (looXz)
Posted by: I don't get it at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)
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Considering the text, I'd assume it's a Honeymooners reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (mdSmG)
Sorry, not buying this for a second. If they're Islamics, they're Islamics.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (INQN/)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (Y8DZL)
Do you need an intervention?
I would like to hear details of those STOL aircraft that got the people out of Iran. Can they smuggle arms in?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (INQN/)
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Iran run by Islamists like those that run Saudi Arabia would be better than the current flavor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (mdSmG)
It was Lt. Gay Ellis for you wasn't it nyah? Was she simply irresistible?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (2GVsD)
wait are they implying that the welsh are white?!!?
hmm I don't think so!
/jk
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (Dv3i1)
My take is that I am surprised I'm not aware of some of the bigger ones like Gunther Eagleman but the left's take on this cracks me up...
Silver complains this shows the ecosystem is broken and I see other lefties arguing twitter is an echo chamber.
But I think what it really shows is that right of center people prefer discussions, not hierarchy and honestly there are way, way more right of center people at least in the US. The left is competitive due to fraud, LIVs influenced by the media, and people voting for who is giving them $$$ - none of those three groups is going to go to twitter to ask Brian Allen if the Democrat's take on the Iran war is good for the country.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)
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So, what?
Posted by: Old Lady Spamburger at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2GVsD)
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No more Mr. Nice Guy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)
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Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)
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So, what?
Posted by: Old Lady Spamburger at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)
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Will probably affect the whole referendum on the redistricting thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)
We do need a transfer program of sending DEI university professors for a sabbatical in North Korea or rural Red China. Send the students to Cuba.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)
They also made an ad recently having Welsh preteen school girls in their uniforms talk about how much they wanted to meet immigrants and refugees in much the same that ads for singles resorts show attractive women in bikinis.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
War Crime!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Dv3i1)
Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)
I'm old enough to remember last week when they said they had the capability to attack California.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bob Newhart at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)
@EricLDaugh
TYRUS SAYS IT PERFECTLY on the rescue of our airman in Iran: "That decision was his PRESIDENCY. You understand that if ONE person had died what this news cycle would have been. If one pilot hadn’t got out, they’d be screaming war crimes and more!"
“They knew this was his win because all they could talk about was his language. ‘Did you hear what he said?’ You’re damn right I heard what he said!"
“He was willing to put his career on the line and his own team were saying the risk is high, but he went with his gut. With leadership, that’s the difference between being great when you do things for the people regardless of what it does to you politically."
https://tinyurl.com/2s4mbtwp
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Indy in the Oval Office with DJT at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (jstR0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (mdSmG
Exactly. My favorite part of President Trump's presser yesterday was the line line "They're great bullshitters."
I did some very basic research on Kharg island. It wouldn't be too hard to take but grok - yeah GIGO - said it's vulnerable to missiles and drone attacks for awhile. Even if the power plants are destroyed, all these have independent power supplies.
Even now, I have to imagine targeting and communications are an issue. Much more if President Trump is bluffing.
Oh grok also said Iran exports 2.2 million barrels of oil a day. Opec is near capacity but at these prices I'm sure all oil producing countries could and would be anxious to cash in. It may take a little while. Gas prices were $5.02 under Biden.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Just a bus driver and sewer worker trying to get ahead and make a buck outside the government job, being berated and put down by shrewish, sarcastic wives.
An American tragedy.
Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Y8DZL)
Megan McCain was recently complaining on twitter that Spanberger ran as a moderate and is government as a leftwing lunatic.
Well honey, there is a lesson for you here and while it is better to get knowledge late then never will this actually influence you the next time some "nice moderate" Democrat is running against a MAGA meanie and you have to pick one to endorse?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)
Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)
I'm old enough to remember last week when they said they had the capability to attack California.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)
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They've been promising to take the gloves off for damn weeks.
Which is weird, because I was assured that all the US bases were vaporized, we lost thousands of troops (which the government is hiding), and Iran has been winning so one-sidedly that there's probably some kind of Iranian invasion of New York just days away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (XuXeR)
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We can only hope. The Empire of NOVA is not a good thing for VA.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (n17eQ)
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So, what?
Posted by: Old Lady Spamburger at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)
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Will probably affect the whole referendum on the redistricting thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)
Unlikely - Trump proposed a 0% 2027 non-military raise...that is far more likely to affect the race. Fairfax would then be very happy with 5 of 11 seats to lobby with...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)
I've seen him mentioned before but I don't really know much about him either
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (sKqQm)
Mayor Mad Mahdami is tanned and rested.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Sco7b)
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Add in demand destruction at the higher points, and there's a reason we still haven't seen the $200 per barrel price people were promising weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (mdSmG)
"Israel and the U.S. carried out strikes on Kharg Island, targeting a radar station, military base, and docking facilities in the Persian Gulf."
you don't need no docking stations, durka, durka! we bring our own!
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (UA2di)
And nice Airplane! reference.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (2GVsD)
New Jersey. There are certain sections of New York that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)
It was amusing but I couldn't read the yellow typeface.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (looXz)
She doesn't even like their food that much. But now, she thinks she does.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)
He's another guy I don't know.
Then there is also the fact the left has shifted so far left over the last 20 years...if you were to take this infographic based on the stated views of the Dem party in 2006 Musk for example would be in a blue circle.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)
Wait...she left? I thought the neighborhood was quieter.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (NR6c1)
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Gunter is good; not all big ones on engagemetn are good, at least nothing there for me...I don't get the love for catturd..must be catlovers
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (GD0B3)
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Simple fix, just return DC to Maryland with the exception of the Federal Corridor. Problem solved. The VA portion of DC has been VA for a long, long time.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)
Why stop there lol?
Rep. Yassamin Ansari (D-Ariz.) said she will introduce articles of impeachment against Hegseth next week for "repeatedly violating his oath of office and his duty to the Constitution."
The list of reasons is endless. Let's start with him touting America's "air dominance" just before one of our fighter planes was shot down by Iranian air defense and two of our soldiers had to be rescued behind enemy lines, and openly defying a federal judge who ruled that the Pentagon violated the first amendment by restricting press access to his "department of war."
Should impeach him for restricting women and minorities from being promoted to top general positions, because Trump doesn't want to stand next to them in a parade.
Whoever authorized bombing a kindergarten needs to be tried as well as the one that actually did the bombing. We need to make it crystal clear if you are military and don't disobey a illegal order you will face punishment.
Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:46 AM (2GVsD)
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ok, I give him that, one or two lol things once in a while...
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)
Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Democrat Graham Platner wants to impeach “at least two” Supreme Court Justices.
"But to make that happen, we need to elect people to the Senate that want to wield power like that, who understand that power matters."
Platner leads in the polls for the Senate seat in Maine.
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Sieg Heil!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:46 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)
The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)
4chan = socially stunted autists
Reddit = commie-NAZI hybrids
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (19SAM)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (NA269)
Some right leaning group should get people to dress up as NAZIs holding signs for Platner following him around.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)
Sleeper Cells. Muslims and recruited Americans alike. Armed with CDLs. With small arms. With fertilizer bombs.
The fallout, as places like NYC and San Fran and Denver attempt to shield them can't be overstated.
And overdue.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (OQ3w/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)
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After 1/6, Trump was facing his second impeachment trial.
He had already lost the election. He was on his way out of office, and the Senate could have delivered the fatal blow: conviction. It would take 67 Senators, but the GOP could finally lay down a judgement, a constitutional judgement, that Donald J. Trump was no longer allowed in politics for the rest of his lift.
They only got 57 votes. Of the 7 Republicans who voted for conviction, only 3 are left in the Senate.
Seriously...people who dream about impeachment as something remotely feasible should be mocked as fucking stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)
But we're smaht! We have degrees and stuff!
/NOVA feds
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (XuXeR)
With H1B’s and OPT’s continuing free run in the system, it’s going to be amazing to watch in a few months how
@GOP & @realDonaldTrump team @SusieWiles & @ChrisLaCivita discover H1B’s are the new “southern border”.
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I thought Trump increase H1B fee to $100k up from $1k. First I heard of OPT, now I hafta look it up.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Why? at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)
And these are the less radical, more reasonable figures of the regime?
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (INQN/)
Dr. Vin Gupta
@VinGuptaMD
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Follow
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.
Developing and worsening gradually over time.
The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.
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You can trust him. He's a doctor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)
Some right leaning group should get people to dress up as NAZIs holding signs for Platner following him around.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)
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Collins lost every poll but 2 in her 2020 re-election campaign. She was losing those polls by a not small amount.
She won the election by 8.
Polling of Maine seems...flawed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)
I just threw up in my mouth a little.........
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)
New Jersey. There are certain sections of New York that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR
Detroit. Make them prove themselves.
Iran's demands are hilarious. Beautifully delusional. I saw 2013 'Evil Dead 2' this weekend. One guy is telling his girlfriend "Everything is fine. Everything is going to be alright."
I admired his optimism considering ... let's just say I burst out laughing at what was happening and him telling her everything was going to be alright. Dude was truly a glass half full guy.
In many ways, that's the story of Iran....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Sco7b)
Polling of Maine seems...flawed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (mdSmG)
This is the story of all polls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)
The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)
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I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)
Sleeper Cells. Muslims and recruited Americans alike. Armed with CDLs. With small arms. With fertilizer bombs.
The fallout, as places like NYC and San Fran and Denver attempt to shield them can't be overstated.
And overdue.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (OQ3w/)
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That was the attack on the synagogue in Michigan.
And it's been kind of quiet since.
Um...I don't think the Iranian sleeper cells are doing much more than monetizing on X with AI slop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (mdSmG)
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You could by 7 similar size houses in NE Ohio for that amount of money.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (Dv3i1)
Why would anyone take their kids to hold hands around a power plant even if they were an Islamist , unless you thought worse would happen to you if you didn't?
Despicable government.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (7RYym)
@VinGuptaMD
He's the one exhibiting dementia and derangement, just like Dr. Brandy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)
Is he brandishing a rubber hammer to hit your knee with that is reflected in the cd taped to his forehead?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (DgMqy)
That will work up to the first low level transonic pass by an F18.
Posted by: Indy in the Oval Office with DJT at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (jstR0)
Be a shame if a tailored worm would infest their computers with quotes from Thomas Sowell. And jpegs of Ludwig von Mises and Friedrich Hayek, for the EU lover in them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)
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No more Mr. Nice Guy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)
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Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)
They are doing what they can. They are using some missile warheads that deploy/scatter small entry vehicles with HE warheads. Nearly impossible to target and destroy all the small bombs before they impact. Current US/Israeli anti-missile systems have very limited capability to intercept and destroy warhead before it scatters the small boys. The only good aspect is the small boys can't do a whole lot of damage. But they can play havoc with parked aircraft (one of them may have taken out that E-3C at a Saudi airbase) and randomly hit schools, apartment buildings, and other non-hardened mil and civvy stuff. China likely has similar cluster IRBM warheads aimed at Guam and other US Pacific bases.
Long explainer with photos here -
https://tinyurl.com/487fs299
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (5rh/l)
I'm not going to bother going to Wikipedia. I assume the source of that remark was "Trust me bro."?
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)
Dude, I love reddit. I don't post their stuff like the liaison, but I go there a lot. I'm always game to see how every topic can become about Marxism.
Go ask a random question - "how can I get rid of these weeds for good? [photo]"
You'll get 40 responses, some useful, some not, and then "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WEED! Your lawn is the invasive species, and your obsession with it is internalized fascist otherization. I bet you're a Trumpalo since you love borders and eugenics so much."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (BI5O2)
Look up the term "child soldiers."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)
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I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)
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What if the same regime was threatening to murder these same children a couple of months ago because their parents were protesting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Polls at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)
I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)
"What?!!?"
- - - - - - Harpie Bringing Her Kids to an Anti-ICE Rally
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Reddit = SUPER QUEER commie-NAZI hybrids
Posted by: 18-1
You left out an important factor.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (JCZqz)
So is launching missiles at neutral flagged ships sailing to and and from neutral countries.
I would LOL if Trump starts putting captured Iranians on trial for piracy.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)
Nah. They'll take your kids.
Their kids are living large in LA...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (IlT3+)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)
A question the NY Times will never ask.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (INQN/)
The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM
On X there’s a picture of some Iranian Bruce Springsteen or something sitting in front of a power plant with a guitar, saying he wants to protect it with the power of song of something. I’d love to see a JDAM reserved for him personally.
Yeah, that would be the waste of a good bomb on foolishness. But as Deadpool said once: “Stupid. But worth it!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (UA2di)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JCZqz)
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Pete Hegseth was NEVER kicked out of the military. WTF with the rest of the BS?
Does anyone ever correct these people or it just one big echo chamber of lies?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)
@libsoftiktok
Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect
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Well, if I had to talk to one for 45 minutes I'd probably stab him too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:56 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: We're still waiting at April 07, 2026 08:56 AM (9vFyc)
asshole tech co's and Dept's are using OPT to get around the H1-B fee (and other visa types)
all of them need to be suspended ESPECIALLY OPT
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (j+aD2)
It's Reddit where they huff each others farts and svck off some rando's junk.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)
@VinGuptaMD
·
Follow
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.
Developing and worsening gradually over time.
The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.
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You can trust him. He's a doctor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
So was Fauci.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (0SGkq)
Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect
Democrats are asshoe
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)
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Forget it. He's rolling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (ndZc7)
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Follow
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.
Developing and worsening gradually over time.
The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.
You're 3 years too late, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
258 I though Israel pulled all their diplomats from Constantinople ?
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)
Why is it Istanbul, not Constantinople?
Why did Constantinople get the works?
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (UA2di)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)
the second thing but also they're nuts so a lot of people are afraid to get near enough to them to correct them
also Reddit will delete any non-leftist post. in any subR
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (j+aD2)
The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.
You're 3 years too late, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
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Nah, he's convinced me.
I'm not voting for old people in 2028.
I'll vote for Vance over old lady Kamala who can't finish sentences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (mdSmG)
It's Reddit where they huff each others farts and svck off some rando's junk.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)
That's hot!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Well, when you've lost him, you've lost ... some random street-shitting third-worlder who ought to be deported along with the rest of his clan.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (ypYV4)
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (OQ3w/)
I'll vote for Vance over old lady Kamala who can't finish sentences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (mdSmG)
*hic*
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Apparently they learned a few things when Saddam was willing to put them to use. Some did stay in Iraq though.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Sco7b)
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect
is it wrong of me to chuckle here? it's not Grizzy Man but it's almost that good
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)
Congrats.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Apparently they learned a few things when Saddam was willing to put them to use. Some did stay in Iraq though.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Sco7b)
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I'll donate to the GoFundMe to send them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Are they still getting bombed?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
the hand thing! I'm Italian we talk with our hands but NOT LIKE THAT
what is that?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (j+aD2)
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The Peoples Commonwealth of Massachusetts deserves everything they are getting. There is no amount of degradation that will wake up those losers to their folly.
(sorry for the 40% that purportedly vote Republican, get out while you can, I guess)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)
I'm not going to bother going to Wikipedia. I assume the source of that remark was "Trust me bro."?
Posted by: NR Pax
There's nothing in his military record regarding substance abuse or sexual misconduct I've seen reported, although various allegations were made regarding both during his civilian life.
He was on orders for Biden's inauguration (many National Guard troops support inauguration), and "was removed from duty at after a fellow guardsman flagged him as a potential "insider threat" due to a "Deus Vult" (Latin for "God wills it") tattoo on his biceps..." He later resigned and retired, but wasn't disciplined.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JCZqz)
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Pete Hegseth was NEVER kicked out of the military. WTF with the rest of the BS?
Does anyone ever correct these people or it just one big echo chamber of lies?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)
It's one big echo chamber. Always echoing are lies that Trump was convicted of rape, raped girls at Epstein Island that looked like Ivanka because you-know-why, MAGA is a cult, and endless others.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (5rh/l)
Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect
Democrats are asshoe
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
In fairness, if you've met social workers, there's hardly a more stabbable demographic.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (ypYV4)
Sharon 'Medea' Benjamin and other Code PInkos are still milking their outrage after returning from Cuba.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (2GVsD)
Cop is called to a domestic disturbance. He parks his car and starts walking up to a house.
When he gets about 10 feet from the door a woman comes sprinting out with a knife charging at him.
He started backing up and reaching for his pistol but he had maybe a second and shot her as she landed at his feet.
Now, what happens if that is an unarmed social worker?
Also if you find threads on this sort of thing you will find the left complains BOTH that the cops arrest to many people when going to domestic disturbances AND that they don't take them seriously enough.
This is caused by the conflict between the left's pro-crime side and its feminist side - something like what happens when you drop a cat with a slice of peanut butter toast on its back onto a carpet...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)
(sorry for the 40% that purportedly vote Republican, get out while you can, I guess)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (Dv3i1)
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Only 30% of the people who booed Michelle Wu at the Red Sox game will vote against her.
30% will vote for her because Republicans hate the gays.
The final 40% don't live in Boston and can't vote there anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:01 AM (mdSmG)
Ask them. It would save them a lot of headaches...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)
all of them need to be suspended ESPECIALLY OPT
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Suspended? Like from a rope?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 09:02 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:03 AM (Sco7b)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at April 07, 2026 09:03 AM (53oGX)
Before she hooked up with Gavin Newscum, she as a bit of blonde fluff Harvey Weinstein banged.
So, you could say Gavin settled for Harvey's leftovers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (ZxPkt)
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That was a rather idiotic move on the Kurds part, they could have come out of it with their own country but since they screwed Trump they screwed their own chances. Now nobody owes them any favors.
Posted by: Decaf at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (XuXeR)
it is!
will distract me from flyers' post season desperate attempt stress
and UConn losing argh
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (j+aD2)
And the bitching about high gas prices would end.
US wins in Venezuela and Iran can't be overstated as the global ramifications are pretty significant.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (AkEZC)
Before she hooked up with Gavin Newscum, she as a bit of blonde fluff Harvey Weinstein banged.
So, you could say Gavin settled for Harvey's leftovers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)
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Really, she's the perfect feminist icon.
She fucked her way into a job with one of the monsters of #MeToo before he was exposed.
She's so unhinged about her feminism that her sons have been going hard right for years.
She's turning her husband's political career into her story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)
BREAKING: NASA'S TOILET JUST BROKE FOR THE THIRD TIME ... ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
Ryan Caton
@dpoddolphinpro
TOILET UPDATE: Orion's toilet is NO-GO for use. Houston has requested all Artemis II crew members to use their Collapsible Contingency Urinals (CCUs) in the meantime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)
Have there been stories of the ISS toilet breaking?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)
@dpoddolphinpro
TOILET UPDATE: Orion's toilet is NO-GO for use. Houston has requested all Artemis II crew members to use their Collapsible Contingency Urinals (CCUs) in the meantime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (ndZc7)
This is what the mission will be remembered for.
Well done, NASA.
You successfully Amber Heard in space.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)
And Candace is even worse, calling on all soldiers to desert their posts. Well at least the break is finally very open and complete.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (UA2di)
And she is going full Thelma & Louise with it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (IJL3x)
Have there been stories of the ISS toilet breaking?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)
I don't think it was because no. There have been zero stories about the toilet in the ISS for any reason.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (XuXeR)
12 months before or after grad - so companies can exploit a year of cheap foreign labor and then move to the next student, all free...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (tOcjL)
And Candace is even worse, calling on all soldiers to desert their posts. Well at least the break is finally very open and complete.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (UA2di)
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"You misinterpret Tucker. He's just saying that Trump should be focusing on drug deaths in the rurals, something he hasn't talked about in a year."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (mdSmG)
Well, when you've lost him, you've lost ... some random street-shitting third-worlder who ought to be deported along with the rest of his clan.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (ypYV4)
It was a signal of the end for Guidepost magazine when they did a feature article about him. He isn't a Christian so the only reason to choose him would have been his politics which Guidepost wasn't supposed to be concerned with.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: I gotta ask
Surrender? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.
Posted by: Redditors who think Iran is beating the evil American empire at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (JCZqz)
And Candace is even worse, calling on all soldiers to desert their posts. Well at least the break is finally very open and complete.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (UA2di)
If you're paying attention to either one at this point, you're a retard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)
The rocket is Orion.
The crew named the capsule Integrity.
I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (2GVsD)
And she is going full Thelma & Louise with it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)
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Newsom genuinely never had a chance anyway with Kamala going to run.
Still, Newsom being able to blame his stupid, harpy wife for his failure to secure the nomination will probably lead to some very fun domestic conversations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (mdSmG)
And he was incensed that Trump mocked Islam with his "Praise Allah ." Tucker needs an intervention
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (IJL3x)
I'm waiting for that FIFA thing when this place just becomes soccer, soccer, soccer...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (j+aD2)
"This three-time deported criminal illegal alien, Carlos Corte-Corte, kidnapped an innocent four-year-old girl from a laundromat on Long Island. New York sanctuary politicians chose to release this kidnapper from jail to prey on more innocent children rather than cooperate with ICE law enforcement," Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis told the newspaper.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)
did he convert or something?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)
So it is a movie thread...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)
did he convert or something?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)
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He's being paid by the algorithm to cater to his audience.
His audience is probably now majority Pakistani.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (mdSmG)
did he convert or something?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)
He might as well...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (IJL3x)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (mdSmG)
Heavy is the broad that wears the strap-on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)
This is caused by the conflict between the left's pro-crime side and its feminist side - something like what happens when you drop a cat with a slice of peanut butter toast on its back onto a carpet...
Posted by: 18-1
It spins trying to find which side to land on.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)
Yes... They can be part of the human chain protecting the power plants
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (IJL3x)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (GD0B3)
did he convert or something?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)
Qatucker Qatarlson?
No way.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)
But don't give yourself a-waaay.
Posted by: Cheap Trick at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (wVcYX)
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CNN?"
iPhones
Posted by: man
iPhones with the CNN app on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (GD0B3)
It's another day of writing. I have editing to do first, then a chapter set at the Santa Monica Pier and then I'll be trying to figure out how to introduce a major plot point without it being some sort of deus ex machina.
My doggeh Odessa is lying under the table as I write. She's lonely for her sister Yuki. I am too.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (ufSfZ)
Posted by: Just got here at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (IpIf3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (Sco7b)
That period where no one posts because they're too busy flopping around on the ground.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
[signed]
$600 toilet seats from yesteryear.
(It wasn't $600 for just a toilet seat, by the way. It was for the entire commode system -- seat, waste holding tank, plastic enclosure).
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (Y1sOo)
That needs a remake - Tomb of Ligia starring Gavin and his wife.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2GVsD)
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LEAVE ROGER CORMAN'S SACRED BODY OF WORK ALONE!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Sponge
Exactly. I want to hear more of what Springstein and De Niro have to say, their voices are important.
Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (Y8DZL)
As far as I can tell...
Artemis is the program
Artemis II is this mission
Their capsule is an Orion named Integrity.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (1zcQ9)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (XuXeR)
it's just a pan
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (ZxPkt)
it's like, too many? bad branding there"
Don't worry about it. Most of it is lying at the bottom of the Atlantic anyway.
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 09:16 AM (jstR0)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 09:16 AM (7MAtR)
Posted by: Thank goodness at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)
it's just a pan"
Wow.... man.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)
Such a sad state of affairs in education. Imagine ending a question with a preposition. And by a sitting school board member, no less. Pitiful!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)
The rocket is Orion.
The crew named the capsule Integrity.
I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (2GVsD)
The mission is called Artemis II
The rocket is an SLS (Space Launch System)
The manned spacecraft it launches are Orion spacecraft (capsule is out at NASA; and anyway, Orion is massive compared with a Mercury or Gemini (which were officially spacecraft))
The crew named the capsule Integrity.
Confusion about all this seems to be intentional by NASA.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 09:18 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Off-Season Rates Still Apply at April 07, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Thank goodness at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)
I saw 2 'sports' on TV last night at the sports bar.
Underwater missile something or other and bicycle soccer.
It was 2 of the most ignorant things I've likely ever witnessed.
"I can't be an athlete in a recognized sport, so I'll just make something up with my frat bros and call it good."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
“Over 50 million dollars a day to give us green screen BS,” wrote a third X user.
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Well, I'm glad we got that straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (DgMqy)
Bet they will love the new He-Man movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Jen the original
👍🏻 Any time.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:20 AM (0SGkq)
Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (Oy/m2)
“Though Minnesota credibly complains that the federal government’s deferral is historically unprecedented in its size and timing, I conclude on this record that the deferral likely complies with the controlling federal regulations,” the judge wrote.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: AAAA Space Plumbers at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)
“Over 50 million dollars a day to give us green screen BS,” wrote a third X user.
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Well, I'm glad we got that straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)
"I'm a miserable asshole and won't be satisfied until everyone else is a miserable asshole just like me."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Somebody stop me.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (2GVsD)
DO IT!!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (FmapG)
Bet they will love the new He-Man movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)
Woke trash.
He-Man's alter ego has a job, with a desk, and his name plate has is f*cking 'pronouns' on it.
F*ck that with a rubber hose.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (19SAM)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (kGdxl)
Mario and Luigi in space!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (2GVsD)
"We care for Asstronauts Uranus."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)
About 31% of U.S. households earn enough to be considered upper middle class, a roughly threefold increase since 1979, making it the nation's largest economic group, the research found. Meanwhile, the share of Americans in the "core" and "low" middle class segments has declined over that time, primarily because more households in those income groups have jumped ahead economically, AEI found.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:24 AM (RHGPo)
Starbucks Rolls Out New Tipping Options as Expert Warns of “Tip Creep”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)
I thought that was the guy at Twin Peaks that thinks he's taking the waitress home if he tips big enough.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Best way to destroy the new He-Man movie is to complain about the choice of voice for Skeletor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (ufSfZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)
Haven't heard it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)
They could even give it a snazzy mission name and patch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ridgid Corporation at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (oftw2)
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (ufSfZ)
You likely yearn to be happy, unlike them, who yearn to drag everyone down to their level.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (ZRzmB)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)
He was not incorrect.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)
That's when Plan B takes effect. "OK, go ahead and walk out the door and get a good picture of the sound stage to show how you proved us wrong."
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (NR6c1)
It does not sound in anyway like Skeletor. And Prince Adam in the trailing spends a lot of it begging people top trust him even though he hid on Earth.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)
They had a promo....
"The most watched morning show in Washington D.C.!"
That explains a lot.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (Sco7b)
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I don't know which is more pathetic:
- The Iranians who keep making these obviously empty threats
- Or the leftists who keep repeating them as if they are serious
As seen on X, they're real good at killing unarmed teenage girls.
But are 0-1500 against actual soldiers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (RHGPo)
It does not sound in anyway like Skeletor. And Prince Adam in the trailing spends a lot of it begging people top trust him even though he hid on Earth.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)
hollywood just continuing it's trend of destroying the memories of my childhood........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)
LOL: Some People Can Get into Obama’s Library for Free — But Only With Valid ID
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)
I was sleeping when a demon attacked me. The ghost of Kirk fought him off and then said "that Jewish dybbuk was trying to stop you from hearing my message: right before Mossad and their sleeper agent Erika killed me, I was planning to join the IRGC."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 09:29 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Experts in what? Tipping?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (ypYV4)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (ZXqPx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (u82oZ)
Please stop that🩷 you may be feeling depressed but you are a very smart, creative man and interesting man, and are loved and appreciated here and by others.
I am very sorry about the death of your furry companion. It is just gut wrenching when dear pets die.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)
******
And their followers thinks this makes perfect sense.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
The "Hello World" photo is actually of the Earth's dark side. The glow in the lower right corner is the obscured Sun while you can see both auroras. The ISO setting on the 35mm Nikon camera was 51,200.
The 1972 Blue Marble photo was taken of the Earth's day side by a Hasselblad camera adapted to shoot 70mm film.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (2GVsD)
Snort.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)
Hey, how ya doin', cousin!
Posted by: Dr Vinnie Boombatz at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (5xuJ/)
All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)
*****
Winsome Sears was her conservative opponent.
They opposed her because she waa black and a supporter of black rifles.
This loss is very disturbing.
Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (KtOUo)
1 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx
Congratulations! 🥂 🎆 Many more years of love, good health, and much happiness.
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👉The Jerusalem Post
Gunmen open fire near Israeli consulate in Istanbul in possible ISIS-linked attack
A spokesperson for Israel's Foreign Ministry told The Jerusalem Post that the consulate is not staffed. Three gunmen were killed, and two police officers were injured, Turkish authorities confirmed.
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The main stream media in this country has chosen to seriously underreport the terror & punishment Iran has continued to inflict on its people.
>Amnesty International, 20 Feb 2026: 'Iran: Children among 30 people at risk of the death penalty amid expedited grossly unfair trails connected to uprising.'
Note: Death penalties have been carried out since the writing of the article.
>The Guardian, Rights & Freedom Iran, Apr. 2, 2026 -
‘Everyone is thinking about oil prices’: is Iran using the war to hide a surge in executions?
Regime has long used the death penalty to suppress dissent but now appears to be withholding information on the killing of hundreds of prisoners, say rights groups
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (NFX2v)
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And the clown factory that is the UN?
In part, "The panel of independent rights experts cited credible reports “that many [prisoners in Iran] are at serious risk of torture, ill-treatment and enforced disappearances”.
“Several others face execution, in violation of international due process and fair trial rights and the right to life”, the fact-finding mission continued, as it warned against a repeat of military attacks on Iranian detention facilities, such as the Israeli strike on Evin Prison last June.
Independent experts who report to the Human Rights Council are not UN staff and they are not paid for their work."
Of course. Even more worthless than most of NATO.
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Speaking of clown shows: Stephanopoulos and Jeffries
RCP, House Dem Leader Hakeem Jeffries: "Things Haven't Been Working Out" For The American People "Over The Last Several Decades"
Jeffries did swell script reading. In part,
"And so, we're going to continue to forcefully push back against the extremism being unleashed on the American people, push back against the chaos, while at the same period of time convince every single American that
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (NFX2v)
"The buddy system." Spending to no end and with no accountability. imo, of course
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Good day 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (NFX2v)
Daily Tech News 7 April 2026
Top Story
- A critical security vulnerability has been discovered in the leaked version of Claude Code. (Adversa)
If you've used Claude Code, you've noticed that it loves running shell commands to examine your codebase, rather than, say, reading it. Or having simple fixed-function code built into the software to do it on your computer.
And it also loves to ask you for permission to run those shell commands.
The vulnerability comes into play when a very long string of shell commands are run together. For the first fifty commands it will check - manually if needed, and in its history of permitted and denied commands if it's in there already.
And on the fifty-first command, it rests. And executes it regardless.
So if someone triggers a long string of commands and the first fifty are innocuous, after that they can take full control of your computer - because Claude Code runs on your computer, and just communicates with the Claude AI service as needed.
The particularly lovely thing here is that Anthropic already fixed this.
But both versions are present inside Claude Code and it using the broken one.
- The cult of vibe coding is insane. (Bram Cohen)
Claude Code is the preeminent vibe coding tool.
Guess how it was coded? Guess how that horrible bug stayed in, even after it was fixed.
You'll never guess.
Oh, you guessed.
Tech News
- Why the majority of vibe coded projects fail. (Reddit)
It's a war zone in that thread, between the crusty old hardboiled engineers and the idiots vibe coders no, idiots.
- Intel's Bartlett Lake CPUs are here - sort of - and the top of the line 12 core model competes with AMD's 9900X3D and Intel's own 13900K. (Tom's Hardware)
Bartlett Lake has up to 12 performance cores, the most of any mainstream Intel processor. Except that while it runs on common Socket 1700 motherboards, it's not a mainstream processor and only sells to industrial users, and is not supported by common Socket 1700 motherboard BIOSes.
Except it turns out that by changing one digit in the BIOS and reflashing it, it works fine.
- OpenAI is once again calling for public funds to clean up the mess it is creating. (Business Insider)
The best time for a Butlerian Jihad is now.
- What various Nova Lake models bring to the table. (WCCFTech)
Anything from 6 cores at 15W to 52 cores at 200W.
Base TDP. Intel's peak TDP can be several times higher.
Disclaimer: Do not bam the lamb.
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Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 04:47 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:47 AM (Fbc0I)
Ram Jam - Right on the Money (1977)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:55 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:57 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:00 AM (fNISR)
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Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:47 AM (Fbc0I)
I mean, yes; yes, it does.
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:11 AM (fNISR)
Grossi Is a cagey interviewee and he doesn't give up much when asked questions that could easily be politically spun. By this I mean spun in a direction that paints President Trump as a war happy maniac who started bombing Iran on false pretenses that they were close to having nuclear weapons.
With that out of the way, my ear heard Grossi outlining that the Iranians were systematically blocking the IAEA inspections at locations where it was highly suspected they were enriching uranium to military levels. The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close.
https://youtu.be/f96OlQdovg8
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 05:15 AM (glnUu)
The deer stopped by for corn when I was putting out the bird feeders. One was watching carefully as I was taking the little old dog out to burn a patch of grass. Fortunately she doesn't see well and spent the time sniffing dead leaves.
After I escorted the little dog back in, the other two wandered over from the neighboring yard.
Got trash and such, BIAB
Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 05:16 AM (AN2gy)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2026 05:17 AM (2/MrR)
Alteria Pilgrim, if you're here: I looked at my Kansas route and saw that, if I continue on US 54 after leaving Fort Scott on Sunday morning, I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina. Dunno if anything -- a coffee shop, etc. -- will be open at ca. 9 am on a Sunday in El Dorado, but I can have a look.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 05:26 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 05:27 AM (XV/Pl)
Grossi Is a cagey interviewee and he doesn't give up much when asked questions that could easily be politically spun. By this I mean spun in a direction that paints President Trump as a war happy maniac who started bombing Iran on false pretenses that they were close to having nuclear weapons.
With that out of the way, my ear heard Grossi outlining that the Iranians were systematically blocking the IAEA inspections at locations where it was highly suspected they were enriching uranium to military levels. The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close.
https://youtu.be/f96OlQdovg8
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 05:15 AM (glnUu)
Thanks for this and especially for your summary!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:29 AM (fNISR)
https://tinyurl.com/4h3t7rz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:31 AM (OYsYV)
7:44 PM Kingston (GMT+11)
6:44 PM Canberra (GMT+10)
6:14 PM Adelaide (GMT+9:30)
4:44 PM Perth (GMT+
3:44 PM Christmas Island (GMT+7)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR)
You know what's funny is that even though the image is broken, I know that means an 8 and a ) got interpreted as an emoticon, so I automatically perceived it as "Perth (GMT+sunglasses)" even though said glasses were neither intended nor present.
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 05:31 AM (Sy6m/)
Naturally, she's quite willing to pay him part of it. The problem is that she's on a limited income so we are basically going to have to bully her to accept us cutting the man a check. My wife is trying to see if she can find the neighbor's phone number to set things up with him.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 05:37 AM (NR6c1)
Dagny, last night during the CBD's colorful ONT, climbed onto the couch and sprawled right next to me for half an hour. I was amazed and petted her thoroughly.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 05:38 AM (wzUl9)
And the second best time will be after humanity realizes it has become enslaved by those who create and run the thinking machines.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 07, 2026 05:40 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:41 AM (OYsYV)
4:44 PM Perth (GMT+
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR)
You know what's funny is that even though the image is broken, I know that means an 8 and a ) got interpreted as an emoticon, so I automatically perceived it as "Perth (GMT+sunglasses)" even though said glasses were neither intended nor present.
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 05:31 AM (Sy6m/)
Perth's so cool it has to wear shades!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:43 AM (fNISR)
https://tinyurl.com/mrdrhywk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:45 AM (OYsYV)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 05:47 AM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026
***
Two professors from my old department, a married couple, left in about 2012 to take positions at a university in Perth. I looked it up. Perth has a similar climate to LA or San Diego, for the same reasons -- western edge of a continent, being around the same latitude south as LA is north, etc. If it weren't so isolated, seems to me it would be a very popular place to live as far as climate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)
Now they're trying to manipulate you using the "We're cute, feed us!" stratagem.
The ultimate goal is to turn you into a machine with these instructions:
https://tinyurl.com/2pdxpwct
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (OYsYV)
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One differentiation between me and the lefties is I don't much care about this question, and they do. In fact the Propagandists seem obsessed with it, trying to pin down "two weeks" or "months!", or whatever.
For me, it is more a question of Iranian missile development. Once they can build a missile to travel as far as Washington or New York, i think they would suddenly have a nuke package ready to install on top of the rocket.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (e2pvP)
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 07, 2026 05:57 AM (bQ4nt)
Good morning, Hordians.
Woke up at 4:00, got Dot and Diana run out, went to the kennel and let everyone down there out, stripped the bed and began running everything through the washer and dryer, got soup (15-bean with bacon, sausage and ham) started. Now sitting in the Command Center with a big double cup of unsustainable, exploitative, slave-trade coffee.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 06:01 AM (tgvbd)
Grossi Is a cagey interviewee and he doesn't give up much when asked questions that could easily be politically spun. By this I mean spun in a direction that paints President Trump as a war happy maniac who started bombing Iran on false pretenses that they were close to having nuclear weapons.
With that out of the way, my ear heard Grossi outlining that the Iranians were systematically blocking the IAEA inspections at locations where it was highly suspected they were enriching uranium to military levels. The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close.
https://youtu.be/f96OlQdovg8
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 05:15 AM (glnUu)
Thanks for this and especially for your summary!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:29 AM (fNISR)
Just watched this. Highly recommend. Half an hour.
As an aside: The way the camerawork is carried out, I see zero evidence that the interviewer and the interviewee are in the same room.
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:05 AM (fNISR)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 06:06 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 06:06 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 06:07 AM (GDFK9)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:05 AM (fNISR)
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So, like the B5 episode "The Illusion of Truth."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 06:09 AM (GDFK9)
https://www.christianpost.com/voices/what-my-fathers
-funeral-taught-me-about-the-crisis-of-fatherhood.html
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 06:12 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 06:13 AM (NR6c1)
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One differentiation between me and the lefties is I don't much care about this question, and they do. In fact the Propagandists seem obsessed with it, trying to pin down "two weeks" or "months!", or whatever.
For me, it is more a question of Iranian missile development. Once they can build a missile to travel as far as Washington or New York, i think they would suddenly have a nuke package ready to install on top of the rocket.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (e2pvP)
Rafael Grossi (director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency) says pretty much close to that:
I think the point that Mr. Witkoff is making, which is correct, is that, of course, from the moment you argue that a research reactor--for which you have a lot of fuel for many years even--necessitates, needs you to continue enriching uranium at 20%, then it is understandable that this is problematic for the United States in the negotiation.
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:16 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:16 AM (fNISR)
Alteria Pilgrim, if you're here: I looked at my Kansas route and saw that, if I continue on US 54 after leaving Fort Scott on Sunday morning, I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina. Dunno if anything -- a coffee shop, etc. -- will be open at ca. 9 am on a Sunday in El Dorado, but I can have a look.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
There should be something there that is open even if it is a McDonald's. Remarkably they're civilized in Kansas in spite of the impression Salty leaves. El dorado's totally worth your time to check out even if it is just a drive around for an hour or so.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:16 AM (glnUu)
Wolfus, are those the size towns you are scouting?
Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 06:17 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:18 AM (fNISR)
@naomirwolf
·
5h
Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but -- what is the light source here?
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(it's a photo of the Moon)
Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 06:26 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 06:28 AM (tgvbd)
https://www.ameripolitan.org/
Black Kat Bopper
High Flying Baby
https://youtu.be/KtgIiwbw8TU
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:31 AM (glnUu)
I had never heard of the Ameropolitan Music Awards until tonight. They seem to be struggling with having awards handed out each year.
The stupider and more superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it hands out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 06:33 AM (tgvbd)
I'm not saying whether it's rational or whether we would, let alone whether we should or even could; those are separate questions. I'm just saying that there could be explicable emotional reasoning behind our erstwhile allies' hissy fit.
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:35 AM (Sy6m/)
Becky Lynn Blanca with the Televisionaires
Pizza Pizza Pizza Pie
https://youtu.be/968a9sr0eX8
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (glnUu)
Christian Post:
https://tinyurl.com/vrcdtus8
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (looXz)
So far reports are 3 terrorists dead and Turkish security forces injured.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (1o8D5)
I don't think Europe is concerned about us invading them. I think they're worried about revolts by Muslim populations, but it would be politically incorrect for them to say that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 06:40 AM (looXz)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (1o8D5)
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Correction: 1 terrorist 2; 2 wounded and captured. I assume Soros DAs and a Biden judge will let them out on bail.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:43 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 06:44 AM (qFwJc)
Good thing our erstwhile allies are the equivalent of toddlers.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 06:46 AM (XDWwQ)
Gunmen attack building housing Israeli Consulate in Istanbul
61 You can all check your favorite news source for updates on the Israel consulate attack in Turkey. The consulate's been vacated since Oct. 2023.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:46 AM (fNISR)
Well, I don't think it will be like the one in David Drake's Hammer's Slammers universe.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 06:47 AM (XDWwQ)
One gunman killed, two others 'neutralised' in shooting at Israeli consulate in Istanbul, governor says
Images show armed police at the scene, after "an attack occurred against our police force", according to Istanbul's governor.
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:48 AM (fNISR)
https://youtube.com/@bopflix
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:49 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 06:49 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 06:50 AM (pvf3X)
Betty!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:18 AM (fNISR)
My favorite part of the video is that the band had their own professional clapper:
https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE
(I guess their lead singer didn't have anything else to do, with someone else singing lead on that song.)
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:53 AM (Sy6m/)
I'm in an unhappy mood this morning. My GSD Bruno has been diagnosed with B-Cell lymphoma. I am so sorry for the poor guy.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:54 AM (vFG9F)
In their eyes, they are the courageous and plucky freedom fighters that are the only force that can stop a dark evil from sweeping over the land. So if they have to disregard laws that get in their way, it's justified.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 06:54 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 07, 2026 06:55 AM (2NHgQ)
Hymn for a Droid
https://youtu.be/LLYHLW-xfhs
These guys are from Perth. They tour all the time often in the USA.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:55 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:55 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:54 AM (vFG9F)
Are they citing "International Law"?
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:57 AM (fNISR)
Betty!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:18 AM (fNISR)
My favorite part of the video is that the band had their own professional clapper:
https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE
(I guess their lead singer didn't have anything else to do, with someone else singing lead on that song.)
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:53 AM (Sy6m/)
hahahaha
He needed a cowbell.
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:59 AM (fNISR)
Coming up next, Maxine Waters will start screaming "WE GON' IMPEACH FOTY-SEBEN!"
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:01 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Part-time Thinker at April 07, 2026 07:03 AM (T/KJ0)
Kind of comical that the Iranians were the ones to say that negotiations were a stupid waste of time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 07:16 AM (UA2di)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 07:16 AM (BI5O2)
How about that "Universal Church"?
I would not, starting from scratch and 'on the face of it,'
want to allow people who believed in that into the country.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 07, 2026 07:17 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 07:18 AM (LOZbR)
Bright thoughts bring new hope
Our lives we arrange
As we learn to cope
Fortune smiles and sings
Songs of bells and rings
Sit back and laugh for awhile
fin
Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (7fNaw)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:26 AM (/+uur)
Overnight Open Thread [04/06/2026]
The rescue was an Easter miracle. The enemy was large and violent. The rescuers were brilliant, strong, decisive and as cool as anyone can be.-- President Donald Trump
Bravery never goes out of fashion-- William Makepeace Thackery
But the bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it.-- Thucydides
Where all your rights become only an accumulated wrong; where men must beg with bated breath for leave to subsist in their own land, to think their own thoughts, to sing their own songs, to garner the fruits of their own labours...then surely it is a braver, a saner and a truer thing, to be a rebel in act and deed against such circumstances as these than tamely to accept it as the natural lot of men.-- Sir Roger Casement
There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty, that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism.-- Alexander Hamilton
I love America. American Exceptionalism...all 250 years of it... is a power that is unrivaled in the world. But I cannot remember a time during which I was more proud of my country and being an American than right now. Our magnificent armed forces, made up entirely of the American people, morphed from a pathetic, woke, mess of a force just a few years ago, into a cohesive group that is entirely focused on one thing: destroying our enemies in defense of our nation. They are magnificent, and represent the highest ideals of our great country.
And here's the other side!
Chloe woke up at 6:45am and immediately felt proud of herself.
— Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) March 24, 2026
She had, after all, not eaten a single animal product in four years. The planet was healing. She could feel it.
6:52am - Applied her morning SPF. The SPF contains beeswax. Chloe does not know this. Moving on.… pic.twitter.com/2OckmKzAiM
We aren't the only culture that loves its pets! This is in the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. Great place, and absolutely huge. Wear walking shoes! Although there is a great pub about a five minute walk down the street, so all will be rewarded with a pint of a delicious English cask ale. Bashaw
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Posted by: Artemis at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (9vFyc)
From last thread:
>>
Publius, how much navigation can be manually performed by the Orion crew? The Apollo missions could get aligned with a sextant and stars and the rest of it, in a pinch. They wanted to be able to get home again one way or another. Independent of Mission Control, if radio comms were lost, or the Soviets jammed frequencies, or the computer horked.
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Apollo *required* manual navigation alignment. They had to get their gyro angles manuall reset ever so often and to correct for drift. Think of this as sighting stars to get their own XYZ axis reference properly aligned.
With Orion, it's all automated. Now, I don't know for sure, but I'm certain they would be manual contigency procedures they were trained in if the system failed. But otherwise, manual alignment is not needed.
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That's young even for such a big breed. I've read they average a lifespan of eight years, which is like a mayfly among dogs.
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And I got arrested for it in my time!
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (snZF9)
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Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026
***
I had the big hit in 1968.
( -- Paul Mauriat)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
As it turns out, enjoying stepping on snakes isn't conducive to a long and healthy life. As a mongoose, I made a pretty good dog.
Posted by: zombie Bashaw at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (FlJsV)
Or backwards.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: mikeski and/or The Paolo at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)
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Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (ESVrU)
These are the nice things.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (SRRAx
Because CBD can!!
Hi Teresa!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Lenny Bruce at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (EfPCc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (/TlUl)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: cob fight! at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (9vFyc)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (snZF9)
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Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (Fbc0I)
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Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (7D3Aa)
Olll loll lolll
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (Sco7b)
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Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (ESVrU)
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Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (TJlGq)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (FlJsV)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Uncle Walt at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (jzqpX)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (rbvCR)
Four US Army Douglas World Cruisers on that date took off from Seattle. All the navigation they had as via dead reckoning as there were no radios or navigation aids. Two of the four planes would complete the epic journey - Chicago and New Orleans. Two would be lost attempting the heroic effort- Seattle and Boston, all the crews survived.
The planes might have been US Army but the Coast Guard and US Navy would be on hand in planning and support. So this was a fully American effort as ships, personnel, and equipment would be scattered across the globe for this effort.
102 years later, we have witnessed Artemis II go back to the Moon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026
***
Websites ca. 1995-2003, with that eternal gray background and all sorts of colors for text . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (qox2u)
Posted by: pookysgirl's next line is I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (Wt5PA)
I feel like you don't want to be the first person they try *that* out on.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (sabhw)
Anyhoo. Y’all should look up NTD NEWS. I’ve been watching for a few months.
I’ll not give spoilers. Let me know what you think.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (2GVsD)
I feel like you don't want to be the first person they try *that* out on.
Posted by: Ian S. at
Howard wolowitz already did that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (qox2u)
Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (vSvIl)
Huh. I found the red on black difficult (edges were fuzzy.) Yellow on black was better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)
I thought the Uranium was buried deep and would take quite a bit to dig out? Maybe I assumed wrong.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (w/O5Q)
A Colonel as WSO? Why?
Air Force Pararescuemen, also known as PJs, are the only DoD elite combat forces specifically organized, trained, equipped, and postured to conduct full spectrum Personnel Recovery (PR) to include both conventional and unconventional combat rescue operations. They use Blackhawks.
Instead, DoD sent Seal Team Six, B-1 bombers, C-130s, little birds. Huh. Why?
Near Isfahan, site of enriched uranium. Was something else going on with the mission?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (iey08)
———
I got bored once messing around in Settings and changed the language to Cambodian on my iPhone. Well whaddaya know? It worked!
Don’t do this, unless you can read Cambodian. Trust Me. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)
Nice rack, dumber than a rock?
Hell yes, especially with a ball gag and a bottle of bourbon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Voting Down Every Comment at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 09:57 PM (Fbc0I)
Eventually it will become "indoor rugby" and we will have a new national sport.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (jzqpX)
Wouldn't that be a surprise if his address appears in the target list.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (snZF9)
I feel like you don't want to be the first person they try *that* out on.
Posted by: Ian S.
Obligatory:
https://xkcd.com/595/
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)
Sure!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (n9ltV)
She has been cheating with more than just a cheeseburger every now and then.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Traveling and double-dribbling fouls have kept many 5th graders from excelling in bball.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)
Nice rack, dumber than a rock?
Hell yes, especially with a ball gag and a bottle of bourbon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (n9ltV)
Now thats metal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
----
and what is 'icing'
really
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: caf at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (qS/Xm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (7D3Aa)
Just hit them now and get it over with !!!!!!!!
Forget about the timeline and Just Do It !!!!!
Level the F**king Place Now, Not Tomorrow !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (jzqpX)
Posted by: scampydog at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (41CYW)
She has been cheating with more than just a cheeseburger every now and then.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Gummy bears and Oreos are vegan...
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (qox2u)
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)
Launch in a few minutes. It will be streamed on the Artemis stream instead of its standalone feed.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-35
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 6, 2026 (PDT)
Launch Time: 7:49 p.m. PDT (April 7, 0249 UTC, 04:49 CEST)
https://youtu.be/zPxycKdvZXY
Posted by: Joyenz at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (iey08)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (tgvbd)
Surly you jest.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (3ek7K)
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Is there such a thing as Metal Country? Because that would be a great song.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V)
When they find the one smart 'immigrant' who won't open the hatch in while in space that is also trans, black, and female.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (2GVsD)
Why does everything have to be black?
The rainbow is many colors. Embrace the colors.
Yes, and any other color the "BLACK" would be ..............
"RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST" !!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (jzqpX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (A5RD0)
Yes, because I have a 1911 in .45ACP on my hip. That makes me omnipotent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)
A houseplant -the one with big split leaves.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (lCppi)
She has been cheating with more than just a cheeseburger every now and then.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026
***
I'll need to see her standing up to be sure. Or naked. Either way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Diogenes
.......
Chloe probably has chlamydia.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (3ek7K)
Great, you're here!
Art the Clown sightings. There's a 2011 'Terrifier - the Short'.
The movie is about 20 minutes but cool. 'All Hallow's Eve' has pretty much all the Art clips tossed together. Circle too. A clip show movie. Not too bad. The second one doesn't have Art.
'Hobo with a Shotgun' was really good and messed up. Especially for a Canadian movie.
And I have seen a few more Korean horrors.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (jzqpX)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: HULK at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: RFK JR at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (ZVgZ4)
( -- You Know Who)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (wzUl9)
54 All I want for Christmas is for them to pink mist the regional governor who put the bounty on our F15 wizzo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
------
He could have made it through the war without coming to anybody's attention. But now...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: RFK JR at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (w/O5Q)
Oh shit!
Nice!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Diogenes
.......
Chloe's Father smelled of Elderberries....
And her mother was a Shrew....
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (jzqpX)
The Navy wasn’t too impressed with airplanes at first, in the early years. They set up some ships at sea and dared the Army “Come find us. Betcha can’t do it”. Ole Curtis LeMay found ‘em.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (2Cdkl)
baby left me sometime in the night.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (wzUl9)
"PRIDE FLAG"
Posted by: Jackson K.
They keep adding stripes. We'll never catch up.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (kpS4V)
Don’t do this, unless you can read Cambodian. Trust Me. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (2Cdkl)
I did this once with my work desk phone, but fortunately the options only included Portuguese.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (qox2u)
Art the Clown sightings. There's a 2011 'Terrifier - the Short'.
The movie is about 20 minutes but cool. 'All Hallow's Eve' has pretty much all the Art clips tossed together. Circle too. A clip show movie. Not too bad. The second one doesn't have Art.
'Hobo with a Shotgun' was really good and messed up. Especially for a Canadian movie.
And I have seen a few more Korean horrors.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog
Ya all hallows eve was the beginning of art the clown. Just kinda added to his supernatural abilities. 4 and final is supposed to come this year.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (n9ltV)
If instead of insisting the "newcomers" adapt and accept your culture, you twist yourselves into knots to seem more accommodating of your new neighbors, you are not harboring refugees but encouraging colonists.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (/TlUl)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Tie-Dye Shirt Guy at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Sil-ver threads a-mong the gold,
Shine up-on my brow to-day;
Life is fad-ing fast a-way;
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (3uBP9)
Gray is gray, I think my mind is going away.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (iey08)
My favorite miss quotation is from Dexy's Midnight Runners from proper "Come on Eileen" to "Come, on Eileen"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (19SAM)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)
Yup!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I was jonesing for some salmon for a minute there. Now I want a mango, and I don't even like mango.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)
It comes with a cleaning kit and an operator's manual, but no spare barrel, darn it!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (Ue4m3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (A5RD0)
He has got us to 250 in a half hour just by changing colors. ace can buy another Vespa.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (JkO4W)
Until you hit "Refresh."
Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (/TlUl)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (iey08)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (wzUl9)
The Morning Thread was trippy. Compared to that, this is nothing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
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PRIDE Month is just around the corner!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (7D3Aa)
Thanks for the ONT!!! XXXX
I have been rather puffed up with pride or flatulence over the USA military since forever,but this rescue, oh, boys. IT IS AWESOME!
On top of the skill and planning, our guys wiped out more barbarians! How sweet it is! And rescued all of the pilots (I know he was a wiz something but I'm calling him a pilot because I can).
I am so proud of every single one involved in this rescue or who helped prepare for it.
Millions of prayers answered on Easter Morning makes it more wonderful for the rescue of this man. The US Military no longer leaves anyone behind, like the previous nightmare in diapers.
God Bless America and God bless Moron's and 'ettes, today and every day.
I also liked reading about Chloe, the woke wombat.
Thanks! Supermodel kisses XXXX
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026
***
Teal is for real.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)
To be serious for a moment...I meant every word of my comments. We live in the greatest country in history!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
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Banned....
Posted by: RFK, Jr. at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (iey08)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (v+nOL)
Yeah, premium gas sucks but then it all does now.
But acceleration is friggin' awesome! And I get about the same mileage. A bit better on the freeway when I keep it under 70. And I never do.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9)
Ah, but you're wrong, CBD. Our "force" was never all that woke. It was still full to some extent with people who desire to go against the odds and do great deeds, slaying dragons and toppling tyrants. They weren't allowed to concentrate on that, though. They were stifled, but they were still there, just waiting to burst forth again.
Yes, there are still problematic folks within the ranks, and more than a few in higher ranks and positions. But if the force were truly chock full of wokies and Karens and commies, they never could have come back in one year.
No, these folks were in hiding within the military, waiting for their opportunity to go forth and do great things, once again. BZ, Hooah!, and Aim High!
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (KtUBM)
Yeah, premium gas sucks but then it all does now.
But acceleration is friggin' awesome! And I get about the same mileage. A bit better on the freeway when I keep it under 70. And I never do.
Posted by: Diogenes at
You can get leaded at the airport...
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:28 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (lCppi)
I need to quit putting my own mushrooms on the pizza.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:28 PM (2WIwB)
!!!!
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:28 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (kOluj)
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It isn’t well known, but Commanders on the Space Shuttle took to installing a padlock on the hatch whilst in orbit. There was an incident with one of the foreign “mission specialists” who completely wigged out after the experiment he had been working on for years failed in space. Time is limited, and they had to move on to other things. He started talking in apocalyptic tones and concerning statements. The hatch could be opened in Orbit and ground controllers became concerned
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (2Cdkl)
Kale?
IS IT KALE? IT'S KALE, ISN'T IT???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Diogenes
.......
It's the leggings. And the cheap red wine.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (BT3km)
Horde says comments are blue, and I am seeing red. First thought is I am going colorblind.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (y171U)
Thanks for the ONT, CBD!
https://youtu.be/fKtwi3cNtEs
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)
Eromero,
Hubby and I worry what the country will like for our grandchildren.
Praying that things will get better.
So much bullshit happening.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: wth at
That's what I looked for in my 20s.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: LASue
>They learned this from LeBron. And flopping.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (Fbc0I)
That is all I will say.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (2GVsD)
Yes. Sadly, that was a long time ago, and some might have forgotten what it meant and what it said about us.
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (KtUBM)
I love museums. I doubt I will ever go to London again unless they flush out the barbarians.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (YZ0Fo
I can't wait.
I saw a few Chinese zombie movies. Damn, those were good. When human life means nothing, it came through.
Have a great night.
All of you.
It's below freezing in my part of Canada. My friends' cat Snowflake was by the patio window, after sleeping on my bed all afternoon, wanting to come in. The litterbox, water and a blanket on a shelf is in the garage. I opened the door, turned on the light and walked in deciding that was better than outside.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Smurfette at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)
But acceleration is friggin' awesome! And I get about the same mileage. A bit better on the freeway when I keep it under 70. And I never do.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026
***
Th extra gas mileage over the Regal's 22 (on regular) almost paid for the price difference. I never got to take the BMW on a real road trip; I'll bet I could have managed 35 mpg or more even at 70.
The LaCrosse is rated for regular, though I try to put E0 in it when I can. Saw 34 on E0 coming back from Birmingham last year, at 70 the whole way, with the A/C on!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (wzUl9)
Leggings in a cheap wine box?
Posted by: Anna Puma at
Leggings AND a cheap wine box.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
The positive thing is it gave a pretext for all the locals who hate the IRGC and Basij militia to go out and block all the roads pretending to search, and keep the military from getting anywhere
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)
If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (WONhk)
I'm going this weekend, and I am a bit sad because it might be the last time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (n9ltV)
CBD,
We are the best country.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (3ek7K)
Ever, and ALWAYS! I think I need to start planning my 4th of July party tomorrow. Y'all are invited, of course. BYOB or boob.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (WONhk)
I hate to disturb little Dagny, who is still sleeping next to me. Gee, it only took four years to get her this far. Maybe she'll become a lap cat when she gets a little older. Say, ten!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (FrGmf)
We also bombed the roads, so nobody was going anywhere very fast.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (n9ltV)
Saw ready or not 2 last week. Gory and hilarious. If you liked the first it's worth a spin.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (3ek7K)
Neener Neener, this was silly fun and we have pride in the US A and I’m proud to be an American.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (d68ec)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
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Banned....
Posted by: RFK, Jr.
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Picked up a package of the El Cheapo twin pops.
They are using 'natural' dyes now. They are all pastel colors. I thought it was just for Easter. Or maybe smoothie flavors...
But label clearly calls out 'all natural'. Honestly they do look better.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)
If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)
In keeping with tradition, The Obama Library will have two sets of books.
Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)
If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)
During Pride Mo.... Of course!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)
They are using 'natural' dyes now. They are all pastel colors. I thought it was just for Easter. Or maybe smoothie flavors...
But label clearly calls out 'all natural'. Honestly they do look better.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Got the sour jolly rancher popsicles today. Same thing.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:38 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (2GVsD)
A dollar a round, 600 rpm IIRC, but shooting bursts to keep from melting the barrel, call it 300 dollars per minute of fun.
(Insert mandatory sex work joke here.)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 06, 2026 10:39 PM (Ue4m3)
Posted by: four seasons
Nope. Back when ok only had 3/2 beer and we had a uhaul coming from MO we stopped before the line and filled up the back.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:39 PM (YZ0Fo)
That is all I will say.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (2GVsD)
Yes. Sadly, that was a long time ago, and some might have forgotten what it meant and what it said about us.
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (KtUBM)
***
A good friend of mine (now deceased) was on the planning team for Son Tay. It was an incredible accomplishment given the technology and intelligence of the time. We got better with the bin Laden raid but still managed to step on our crank.
The difference here is those events had time to plan. This rescue had just hours to put together a plan and to execute. Sure, an overall SAR plan was in place but you don't know when or where someone goes down. This is where Americans shine.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish
Cuddlefish? Sounds like one of those things Kurt Eichenwald was into.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (n9ltV)
Well, have fun for me as I have loved it since college! I think I've been to Westminster Abbey 5 times. They day the barbarians burn it down I will go a bit loco, as I was bad enough for Notre Dame.
Enjoy the window boxes! The first time I went, in college on an English Lit travel study, I enjoyed everything a bit too much from pubs. Brit men asked me to streak three different times (it was big then in the US). They'd rag at me about "Tricky Dick" and I ignored them because I voted for him. I rode a horse through Hyde Park and made a fool of myself. Many things happened over 3 weeks.
On the return flight through Atlanta a bunch of us did not hear our plane number as we were in a bar drinking. My parents said there was a big "Welcome Home" thing at the airport and seven of us did not get off the plane. This, right there, tells you what they put up with but still loved me anyway. We caught the next plane to be welcomed by irritated parents. In case you wondered, I wasn't fazed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 10:40 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (YZ0Fo
Thanks. I'll have to check those out.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)
* * * *
Excellent! And Liberty is what makes America (and Americans) great!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 06, 2026 10:41 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)
Theirs was a form of government where you couldn’t even buy a toaster or a washing machine or a car that anyone would actually buy otherwise, but there was no choice in the matter.
You couldn’t decide to move somewhere else, or even travel, without permission. You couldn’t quit your job and get another, all these things required permission from the local police and Soviet authorities.
This kind of thing was one reason Sputnik frightened everyone. A lot of people didn’t think such a backward, fucked up society had the engineering chops to launch a satellite into space
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (wzUl9)
Christy,
I can't bring the boobs but I can bring lots of booze.
..............................
I should have said either/or.
Clothes optional but preferred. No homos or lesbos or trannies or furries. I think that covers it all. Or Dims.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:43 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
Hope he sings a 'Good Morning' song.
Maybe Rockin Robin.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (YZ0Fo
Thanks. I'll have to check those out.
Posted by: Stateless - He
Oh the pearl trilogy is great too if you haven't seen those. X, Pearl, Maxxxine. Pearl is the best one.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)
Maybe it was all done by their captured German scientists?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (n9ltV)
That is a shame, CBD. I always wanted to see the UK. But not now. Hubby doesn't get it. I dont care anout seeing Europe, either. But I've got him focused on Japan for a 30th anniversary trip.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (FrGmf)
Gay, and more gay?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:46 PM (qox2u)
161 They don't call traveling in basketball anymore. Sadly, this is a ref's game.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Traveling and double-dribbling fouls have kept many 5th graders from excelling in bball.
Posted by: LASue
Experiencing this for the first time in middle school PE class was when Bif realized a certain skin pigmentation had been granted dispensation to get away with shit. Only anger and opened awareness was the result, not sleepy acceptance.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 06, 2026 10:47 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 06, 2026 10:47 PM (ceJ0R)
I hope Trump spoke to them over what looks like a "land line" phone in the WH. That will get the Flat Earthers and Moon Hoaxers all hot and bothered.
The "NIxon called the Moon on a land line" thing these nutjobs do is just a hoot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)
From what I've read about Obama's library it seems everything is digitalized.
Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)
Maybe it was all done by their captured German scientists?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
Something a lot of people never realized about the Soviets throughout the Cold War. Their universities were good, and they turned out mathematicians and physicists the way ours turned out lawyers and general studies majors.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)
Maybe it was all done by their captured German scientists?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Germans certainly helped. But the Russians are not too shabby with the hard sciences themselves.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Gay, and more gay?
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Oh, we got both kinds. We got Socialist and Communist.
Posted by: the nose-ringed librarian at April 06, 2026 10:49 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (YZ0Fo
Cool. Saved it.
'Zombie Fight Club' is on Tubi. Chinese. Non-stop brutality. The Chinese were armed to the teeth. Great effects. Beautiful, big breasted Chinese women and tons of bioological female nudity. I was really surprised.
Bedtime. Good night. Thanks.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:49 PM (Sco7b)
If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)
In keeping with tradition, The Obama Library will have two sets of books.
Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (w/O5Q)
Where's Eliot Ness and his team when you need them?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j)
Believe it or not, this is not true. I was quite shocked to learn years ago from a co-worker who was not a citizen but had served in the US Army.
More info from https://govfacts.org:
Can Non-U.S. Citizens Join the Military?
Requirements and Paths | GovFacts
https://is.gd/4iXFwj
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2026 10:50 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Blue Boy at April 06, 2026 10:50 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Something in the eastern-Euro/Slavic gene pool makes people scary good at math.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:51 PM (FrGmf)
Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?
Posted by: four seasons
.......
Chloe
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 10:51 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (3ek7K)
This of course, was news to Wehrner and the boys down in Huntsville.
“Our Germans can beat your Germans!” is maybe what he should have added.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
That work was done at Branch No. 1 of Zavod 88 on Gorodomlya Island. Sadly the Germans only started the project, but they did not finish any of them, mostly the Germans were used to train Russian technicians
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (rbvCR)
125 There are those suspicious types that noticed that the Iranian Uranium is stored near where the plane went down and the C-130s landed, and suspect there may be some link to a snatch and grab. However, there is supposed to be 600kg there so it would be hard to get it all and stay un-irradiated
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM
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Enriched uranium is not very radioactive. However, the Iranian stuff is reportedly in the form of compressed uranium hexafluoride gas in tanks, and that is chemically highly reactive and chemically highly toxic.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 10:53 PM (PquBa)
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Well said, but this story is not over yet.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (3ek7K)
Raycist!!!!!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:54 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:54 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (2Cdkl)
Get Smart used that joke, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:55 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (0Htd1)
Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?
Posted by: four seasons
If they're using tablets, computers, and flat screen TVs, it'll get emptied in the next set of riots.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (S/Y4j)
Let alone get an ID to get in...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (qox2u)
Posted by: four seasons
The real test is getting in since they cannot even figure out how to get a driver's license or other ID.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (/lPRQ)
The very earliest Rocket theorists and designers were Russian, and American. Goddard, who was a bit paranoid. The Germans were a little late to the party, but caught up fast.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at
Communist brutalism architecture. It's a thing.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:57 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:57 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary channeling the kid from Airplane! at April 06, 2026 10:57 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (FrGmf)
Come in Tokyo! - Hubby of BSM relishing the opportunity presented . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (wVcYX)
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He’s a commie. They have very weird ideas about architecture or art.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K)
But it was Goddard, that one American genius, who inspired the likes of von Braun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (qox2u)
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He’s a commie. They have very weird ideas about architecture or art.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (2Cdkl)
Perhaps he fears he's a big ass, and needs a giant butt plug.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:01 PM (RIvkX)
"Sympathy for the Devil" starts playing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
The chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for a job?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (wVcYX)
He is getting on board with my devilish plan. He's a good sport.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary channeling the kid from Airplane! at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (3ek7K)
Well, that and Tang at my grandparents later in that weekend of forced playing outside with cousins all day. We had gangs and picked on the out of towners from New Orleans.
They only let us inside if it was raining and for meals. This grandfather gave us Dentyne gum.Sugarless poisons early in life. Sometimes this grandmother gave me castor oil without explaining why. I think that's what it was. I was pale but am also blonde.
Between this and riding bikes through DDT clouds in summers made me who I am today.
If injured this grandmother sprayed methiolate or jet fuel on open wounds that nearly sent you into another stratosphere. I don't recall a warning of a bit of a sting...your pain went to 10 or 1l in a split second sitting on that bathroom commode.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: so she claims at April 06, 2026 11:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:04 PM (eoSRk)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Mrs Newsom was raped!
Posted by: so she claims at
Conspicuously did not testify in court to that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:05 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
I went to Europe in 1989. There were nasty neighborhoods in Paris that they warned you not to go into. Guess what kind of people lived there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Common Tater
Sense of entitlement and an 85 IQ.
What's not to like.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
--
Tomorrow evening's AoSHQ should be lit because
8 PM EST he's going to light up Iran.
Unless he was kidding about the time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:07 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)
I think one of the main reasons Americans are exceptional is because of Saturday morning cartoons. A preparation for life.
__________
Idiots, explosions and falling anvils. The foundations of Exceptionalism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Yeah. She grew up all fvcked up like he did, small wonder they found each other.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K)
He is handsome. He seems like a good , decent.
man. He must be wicked smart. That gives him bonus hotness points 🔥 🔥
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (FrGmf)
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Oh...wise guy, huh?
*pokes two fingers in the eyes*
Posted by: Larry Fine at April 06, 2026 11:09 PM (2Ez/1)
Newsome's wife is taking her children on a tour of the South so they can see how racist we in the South are.
Fuck her.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (3ek7K)
man. He must be wicked smart. That gives him bonus hotness points 🔥 🔥
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at
Football and wrestling in college. Engineering engineer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)
Could be good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)
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True. Might be 0759 in another time zone to go boom. He's a tricky man, our President Trump.
AND I LOVE IT!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)
Safe, polite, beautiful scenery, and good food.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (v+nOL)
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
― Thomas Sowell
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K)
Good socialist comrades.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (y171U)
man. He must be wicked smart. That gives him bonus hotness points 🔥 🔥
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at
Football and wrestling in college. Engineering engineer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at
Engineering major*
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
Commentors here, the best folks on the planet, suggested that he wants attention.
I get that. He thrusts he head under my hand at every opportunity, and is known to bite randomly when petting is not as immediate as preferred.
The thing is, I get no sleep, during the night and during the day because of these rituals. I understand the need for attention, but if I die and rot, I cannot pet a cat absent some occult rituals you might know.
How is this helpful to him?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (CHHv1)
But it was Goddard, that one American genius, who inspired the likes of von Braun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (2GVsD)
If you can, get a copy of Willy Ley's Rockets, Missiles & Space Travel. It goes over the VfR in Berlin, which Ley, Oberth, and the various von Brauns belonged to, and then on to the German war rockets and Peenemunde and the American project after the war.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (0Htd1)
I shan't believe the Amish invaded Paris in '89.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM"
+++
That and painting the entrance to a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
--
Tomorrow evening's AoSHQ should be lit because
8 PM EST he's going to light up Iran.
Unless he was kidding about the time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:07 PM (v+nOL)
With a soundtrack by -
Pat Travers
Nazareth
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I always assumed Newsom is gay. I mean, for Pete's sake, look at him. He makes Truman Capote look virile. He probably just married her as a beard.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
The positive thing is it gave a pretext for all the locals who hate the IRGC and Basij militia to go out and block all the roads pretending to search, and keep the military from getting anywhere
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)
True. I still would like to see him ended violently.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)
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Coincidentally, on my playlist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
The chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for a job?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (YZ0Fo)
Anyone else notice how they both constantly use bizarro, alien hand gestures? Maybe they met at a "How to Communicate With The Unwashed Masses' class at the Learning Annex.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:13 PM (lCppi)
"The Russians are incapable of anything, except conquering the world".
Which perfectly captured the weird hybrid the USSR was. Things deemed important by the state, i.e. mostly military things, were attended to, received resources, and generally were pretty good - at least good enough for purpose. Which made the USSR a formidable potential menace. Even while much of the country's society and economy was a sad mess.
Maintenance not in your culture or vocabulary? Make things that don't require a lot of maintenance but still work. ICBM accuracy not so hot? Use very large yield payloads that produce damage expectancy similar to more accurate systems. And so on.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:13 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Sounds good to me!
I hadn't looked at your Tensor pix in a while. When you posted "nom nom nom" did anyone say "and the ramen looks good, too?"
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 11:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LASue at
Gavin's lil dance is my favorite
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:14 PM (zgWR7)
I wonder if we are related???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (2WIwB)
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Could be! This grandmother tried to teach me about sex by pollinating daylilies. I think that was what she was doing by making seeds and her own daylilies all over her backyard (an entire yard of nothing but this and iris). I was in the Junior Garden Club and still have the button!
Her teaching meant about as much to me as the 4th grade school hygiene class (and I missed Red Skleton because it was Tuesday). I got nothing from that. Or in 5th grade and my friend showing me Barbie and Ken. Spent my years from age 9 to 20 on a farm and still did not get it as I thought the cows and horses were playing. My husband got quite the sex kitten.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma
or Learing Anus.
And we're back to Obama's liebrary.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BruceWayne at
Engineering major*
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇲
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:16 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Well, she certainly didn't fuck him for his looks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:17 PM (0Htd1)
At least the South doesn't play host to play host to perennial race riots. Maybe that frigid old clapped out whore should take her maggots back where they came from to look for all the black communities they ethnically cleansed from SoCal to make room for their landscaping Aztec bulls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:18 PM (BI5O2)
Speaking of Victor Glover, here's a clip of him the other day. The "Overlook Effect" is hitting him like a freight train:
https://is.gd/7cbJza
He's struggling for the words, but does a pretty good job. "Oasis in nothingness", or something close.
The Overlook Effect happens to most (but not all) astronauts at some point. It's a spiritual, transcendental type of experience. It happens in LEO, but the effect is even stronger when you get far enough from earth to see the Blue Marble effect, the earth as a small blue "oasis" against a black background of "nothingness".
It causes a bit of a Rodney King thing, "why can't we all just get along" too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)
Fuck her.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06,
If he has presidential ambitions, I wonder how his team plans to spin her comment Btw is she the the staffers wife he f'ed?
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (lCppi)
Bath for Diana today with her season over. She can be a house dog again. Her Majesty is in some kind of trouble when she gets home. Diana will be sticking to her like glue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)
On the other hand I have been completely exhausted for days (due to cat) so my rationality might be questionable.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (CHHv1)
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Oh...wise guy, huh?
*pokes two fingers in the eyes*
Posted by: Larry Fine at April 06, 2026 11:09 PM (2Ez/1)
.....................
Our boys were 4 and 2yr and I let them watch the 3 Stooges. Very briefly. Because the 2yr old would poke his older brother's eyes and make that noise. An early learner of Moron techniques.
I raised chimps in my spare time. I nearly went insane at times, but we all survived. They are 2yrs apart in age. And I wanted one more son. He probably would have done me in or we'd have twin daughters who were like me to finish me off.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (CHHv1)
"The Russians are incapable of anything, except conquering the world".
___________
"The Soviet microchip: the largest microchip in the world!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (tgvbd)
... first time in 39 years I think they said.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (tgvbd)
That was the East Germans, they had t he largest computers in the world
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (tgvbd)
Tallest Midget!
(regular sized guy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (U/Byj)
Ya want to talk about racism/stereotypes?
Many years ago husband got a big promotion to the office in downtown Chicago.
We are both southerners and moved up to the Chicago area for his job.
OMG, people were horrified because we had southern accents. They assumed we were stupid because we were from the South. It was a trying time.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (UA2di)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
Hair?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Jack Torrance at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (Q/FnY)
Also he has either tortoise boogers or dirt on his nostril.
I will probably dream of him tonight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
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His dyslexia makes Newsom mix up men and women.
Have you no pity?!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (5UTWB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: 18-1
The nominally-right-to-center LIVs? Yes.
The nominally-left ones..... well, if they were capable of learing, they wouldn't be nominally-left.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
My birthday is coming up. That would be a great gift if they included the leaker on the rescue efforts.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (2WIwB)
I do wonder though will LIVs see these and put together they are being robbed?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (sKqQm)
___________
I'm not an LIV, but it was only during COVID that I realized the yawning gap between money appropriated and benefits paid out to each intended recipient.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (tgvbd)
(regular sized guy)
"I present to you, the world's tallest midget, and the world's smallest giant. They defy science." -- W.C. Fields
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (UA2di)
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Le Duc Tho thought the same thing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (utfVc)
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No wonder he went further into space than any man before.
I keed, I keed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (8sD0/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
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Hey, true fact. I'm just as stupid as you are!
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (U/Byj)
As impressive a model guy as me?
Posted by: Old Spice model guy at April 06, 2026 11:26 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
There is no difference at all. Mine had blonde hair. One climbed everything and tried every few months for a head injury and a trip to the ED. The other refused to stay in his time out chair, and he was the smarter one on tests and in school.
They are both successful, Christian, conservative men now who still like and love me (I think?). They seem to love us and accept the fact that they drove me more insane than I was before they arrived.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD).
That was some freaky shit. There are four lights
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:26 PM (FrGmf)
Don't forget svimvear and evenikvear.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:27 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:27 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jack Torrance at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (wVcYX)
Nice double reference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:28 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (UA2di)
Finally! A useful reason for the NYT other than in bird cages! FINISH THEM! I may go to hell for that comment but I'm tired of death to America.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:28 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
If you were a dwarf with gigantism, would it average out? Or would you be a normal-height person with dwarf proportions: stubby limbs, all torso, like a six-foot-tall toddler?
Posted by: a miniature giant space hamster at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (VHUov)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 11:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
Nah. He probably irritates gays,too.
He's probably that masterbating pete guy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:30 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: a miniature giant space hamster at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (VHUov)
So, the Attack of the Five Foot Woman?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 11:31 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:32 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:32 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:30 PM (WONhk)
He went bye-bye. Off wanking into his Mother's skirt.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:33 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
That he was wearing at the time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:33 PM (YZ0Fo)
Fuck her.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06,
If he has presidential ambitions, I wonder how his team plans to spin her comment Btw is she the the staffers wife he f'ed?
Posted by: LASue
Ask the MFM how they handled Big Mike.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:34 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:34 PM (3ek7K)
*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:35 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:33 PM (YZ0Fo)
Cruel, but true.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (FrGmf)
They are making money, own property and have spare time to tinker. They take Vespa type scooters and make frozen river ice racers etc.
They tinker, the common man is learning how stuff works and enjoying it. Few countries are there and it's important.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)
There is a town by that name not too far from here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (Vvecv)
Hubby and I grew up in the South. It was the least racist place we've ever lived. Illinois and Wisconsin were, uh, different.
So many lies about racism in the South.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:37 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rhomboid
Volunteered for a dangerous mission to get out of the house.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:38 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:38 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: rhomboid
Volunteered for a dangerous mission to get out of the house.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
It was the only way to get away from only ladies.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:39 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:39 PM (Vvecv)
Blasts reported in Tehran (near Mehrabad airport and many others in nearby areas), Hamedan, Pardis, Shams Abad, 2 blasts in Karaj including reported targeted hit, blasts near missile base in Damavand.
So far.
Kind of a typical night for the last month.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (U/Byj)
OMG, people were horrified because we had southern accents. They assumed we were stupid because we were from the South. It was a trying time.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (3ek7K)
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College people were kinder to me out West. I used it for my advantage. Once they figured out I was smart it was all over. I don't recall anyone messing with me due to the glint of insanity in my green eyes.
Seriously, at first meeting I was sort of a freak of nature, but then accepted. They'd ask me to say words like cake or baby as I say them like an Aussie. If anyone mocked me I can't recall (said like a Clinton on the stand).
My husband even asked where my aunt was from as she talks fast Southern. I reckon I talk fast Southern with some tangents. Unless I am drinking, then I slow down a lot.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: 496 at
Artemis II was the rocket. Orion is the capsule.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
>Don't forget your uncle who made you rub dirt in that road rash to stop the bleeding or made you bait your own hook.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (Fbc0I)
Astronaut Victor seems to be a fine man.
I do have to say he is one of the hottest men I've ever seen.
Blessings to Victor and his family.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:37 PM (3ek7K)
TRUE!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:42 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:42 PM (UA2di)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Thank you - that makes sense.
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:44 PM (bx0xv)
>Don't forget your uncle who made you rub dirt in that road rash to stop the bleeding or made you bait your own hook.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (Fbc0I)
............................
Naw. That's some other redneck about the dirt. My father did try to get me to bait my hook and I said no firmly and that ended that.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:44 PM (WONhk)
Artemis is the name of the program to return to the Moon. Artemis is similar to Apollo in that sense. Artemis Program, Apollo Program.
SLS is the name of the rocket. And Orion is the name of the capsule and spacecraft.
The crew has named this particular Orion spacecraft as Integrity.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)
BTW as the rescue mission was taking place, B-2s from Whiteman struck targets in Tehran with MOP (massive ordnance penetrators, "bunker busters") believed to be the site of a large gathering of IRGC swinging schlongs. No scoreboard results released as yet.
If the intel was accurate, we seem to be witnessing an adversary with a literally flat learning curve (learing curve?).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:45 PM (U/Byj)
My husband was promoted to a vice president of a large corporation in Chicago.
Believe it or not, assholes would call him and he would ask them what they wanted and they would tell them they just wanted to hear him talk because he had a Southern Accent.
It was bizarre.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:45 PM (3ek7K)
They even sent guys to try and buy them in the U.S.A. This tracked with what US intelligence believed. We had SIGINT to hack their telemetry data, and saw they were having trouble, using say, 9 accelerometers where 3 would do. Obviously they were averaging the data to achieve some semblance of accuracy.
Turned out, this was all an elaborate ruse to fool Americans. They were pretty damn crafty.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (Mav0r)
I get that. I just love having them with me, despite the annoyance. If I had a dog, it would be because they just love me so much. A cat, because he just wants more and more, damn it.
So yeah, the root of the problem is me. Like always.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (CHHv1)
507 I hate to flaunt my ignorance, but I thought the spaceship was named Artemis. I am also hearing about Orion - it sounds like they're one and the same... correct?
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:39 PM (Vvecv)
It would have been cool if the ship was named Artemis and the booster was named Gordon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (UA2di)
So, they are a bunch of Rachel Corries?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (2GVsD)
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Democrats may not be a protected class much longer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)
There is a town by that name not too far from here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (utfVc)
Let's hear it for Henshaw! I mean, Bashaw!
Posted by: Sgt. Carter at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (CHHv1)
When cats get older they often will sleep quietly at the end of the bed for most of the night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (UA2di)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)
I've kinda lost my South Crackalaky accent after 30 years in Texas. Mr Scary had a Mississippi accent. They don't really sound like us down here. We leamed to enunciate and try to sound edumacated. The people in west TX look at us weird. We have managed.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (FrGmf)
Been almost a year since I had to put my summit girl down. Have had like maybe 2 good sleeps in a year without her
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (YZ0Fo)
--
Yeah
How dare he fight to win
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (GhIJO)
One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen had a thick Southern accent. She told me (after hearing my bland non-accent) "Yew tauk funnie!" You cannot imagine how endearing that was.
Damn she was gorgeous.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:49 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGrea
My dad's first PA student was from Boston but didn't have an accent at all. Until she had a couple drinks. Everything came home I made sure she had a couple drinks
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:50 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (0Htd1)
My husband, one of 5 kids, was LOCKED out of his house once a week. I hope in the summers. So his mother could clean the house.
At least I was never locked out of the house!
She also did not let them have pets as she's very OCD. He had those green samonella turtles til we got engaged and got me a puppy "to protect me." And she did once when she was grown, but he basically wanted a puppy.
I still keep forgetting to find out how the turtles give you salmonella unless you lick them. I need to write this stuff down...
I also need to go to bed. Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow! Or, Bomb Day in Iran.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:50 PM (WONhk)
One of our dogs sleeps with us. The rescue dog we were gifted with a few months ago will only sleep in her crate. It's what she was used to.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:51 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (v+nOL)
One of the most loathsome of them, Eric Swallwell, may be about to take a big tumble and fall from grace. Big sexual abuse / sexual harassment case cooking. Multiple victims.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:53 PM (UA2di)
--
Yeah
How dare he fight to win
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (GhIJO)
The Demoncats can GFT. Or masturbste in a closet. Whateve works. They are a sad group of wankers.
.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:53 PM (FrGmf)
@amitsirt . 13s
Iran is now threatening to close the Bab al-Mandeb Strait. [entrance to Red Sea, Suez Canal]
That narrow waterway already carries 12% of the world’s oil and gas trade and a big portion of containers moving from Asia to Europe.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:53 PM (v+nOL)
When they was driving the lunar rover I was just waiting to hear “Hey Charlie, we got any beer left in the cooler?”
“I dunno John, lemme check, you been hittin’ ‘em pretty hard”
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:53 PM (Mav0r)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Also a big fight about if he's even allowed to run for gov
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:53 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:54 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:55 PM (jCuBf)
Artemis is the name of the program to return to the Moon. Artemis is similar to Apollo in that sense. Artemis Program, Apollo Program.
SLS is the name of the rocket. And Orion is the name of the capsule and spacecraft.
The crew has named this particular Orion spacecraft as Integrity.
Posted by: publius
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...and, if I understand the current dynamic
- SLS, the FrankenRocket is a dead end
- Artemis is getting slow rolled
- Orion is still on the table for further development... if they figure out the head.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:55 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:55 PM (jCuBf)
Bless your heart.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:55 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:56 PM (3ek7K)
Damn she was gorgeous.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:49 PM (CHHv1)
.......................................
According to my husband from NY, this is true.
He was blown away by the girls in surrounding farms that I had been friends with for most of my life. He said something was different about us, when he met them when we married. Ah don't know. We are all Ellie Mae Clampett girls.
Fresh air, free feral living, or riding bikes in DDT. Either or both.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:56 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:57 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:58 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:58 PM (v+nOL)
Even though the odds are the same as the US becoming a serious country again in the next 20 years, currently the Dems have a bunch of idiots vying for the nomination, creating a small chance of no Dem emerging from the idiotic "jungle primary" system now used in this retarded paradise.
Extremely unlikely, but technically possible that if all the Dems stay in and split up their cretinous voters' votes in the primary, the two GOP hopefuls will emerge as 1 and 2. It would be the funniest thing in modern history if it happened. The buffoon Swallwell being forced out, by itself, would render that outcome nearly impossible.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (U/Byj)
On to tomorrow and thank you for being here.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: four seasons
Does Wyoming even have an accent? Like a lil southern but not really. Lil Cali but not really.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (FrGmf)
Where's he from in Mississippi? I might know his people! You nevah know!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (v+nOL)
I reckon they will be busy. No worries. Love 'em both.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 12:01 AM (WONhk)
Bruce,
There doesn't seem to be any accent we can discern.
Just plain talking people here. It is unusual to not hear an accent here. I can't explain it, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:01 AM (3ek7K)
There doesn't seem to be any accent we can discern.
Just plain talking people here. It is unusual to not hear an accent here. I can't explain it, lol.
Posted by: four seasons
Kinda what I'd think about Wyoming. Granted I've lived in accent heavy places. Indiana, Michigan, Chicago, Boston, Oklahoma
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 07, 2026 12:03 AM (YZ0Fo)
Charlie Duke gave the wakeup greeting for the Artemis crew yesterday. He's 90, and one of only 4 surviving MoonWalkers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:04 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 07, 2026 12:05 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (WONhk)
He grew up near Rosedale. Like the Cream song. It's like another world
https://tinyurl.com/23zn948v
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:06 AM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:42 PM (UA2di)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 07, 2026 12:06 AM (9vFyc)
Getting Moon fever again (reliving my childhood somewhat), I've been listening to some of the (acclerated) Apollo full mission tapes on Youtube.
Charlie Duke as Capcom was quite a pleasure to listen to. Another Apollo guy was Dr. Charles Berry (but don't call him Chuck), head flight surgeon during the Apollo program.
He had a voice, somewhat Southern with something else mixed him. That voice could convince me of anything. It was down-home, "good ole boy" someone you've known all your life, yet authoritative.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:07 AM (w6EFb)
It's like they have a third sense of, your not from around these parts are you stranger?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:08 AM (v+nOL)
I think a lot of us are waiting to hear about what's going on in Iran.
I know I'm always scanning the news sites to read the latest.
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:08 AM (3ek7K)
I hate to flaunt my ignorance, but I thought the spaceship was named Artemis. I am also hearing about Orion - it sounds like they're one and the same... correct?
Posted by: 496
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I also thought that. I was also ashamed of my ignorance. Then I remembered that the world is surrounded by space. Space is everywhere. It makes sense that we need to go to space because space is all around us. There's so much of it and it's so empty now. We should fill it up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:10 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:10 AM (v+nOL)
They are making money, own property and have spare time to tinker. They take Vespa type scooters and make frozen river ice racers etc.
They tinker, the common man is learning how stuff works and enjoying it. Few countries are there and it's important.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (v+nOL)
If you have not already done so, check out the Garage 54 Youtube channel. Bunch of crazy Russians in Novosibirsk doing unspeakable things to Ladas, and other cars. And having huge fun, too. They have a very well-equipped shop. Novosibirsk seems to be a thriving city, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 12:10 AM (utfVc)
It's like they have a third sense of, your not from around these parts are you stranger?
Posted by: Braenyard
Now I feel sorry for them, only having 2 of the 5 senses normally.
Posted by: mikeski hears a typo at April 07, 2026 12:11 AM (VHUov)
It's like they have a third sense of, your not from around these parts are you stranger?
Posted by: Braenyard -
Well ya it's west Texas. No one just moves to west Texas.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 07, 2026 12:11 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (U/Byj)
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That's exactly why I suspect Katie Porter is behind any anti-Swalwell revelations.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:12 AM (n7rxJ)
tinyurl.com/2rec85sd
Posted by: pookysgirl, relieved of suspicions at April 07, 2026 12:13 AM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:13 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (S/Y4j)
It would be hilarious if the recovery crew all wore ape costumes.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 12:14 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 07, 2026 12:11 AM (YZ0Fo)
I would totally move to west Texas if I could. I've lived near Austin for 30 years. Austin sucks. It fouls everything around it. Just waiting on hubby to retire.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:16 AM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:17 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:19 AM (FrGmf)
Very small town.
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:13 AM (3ek7K)
Good grief! Someone named a town after the devil's veggie???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 12:19 AM (2WIwB)
-- Thucydides
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From an unlikely source:
"People sleep peacefully in their beds only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Geo. Orwell
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2026 12:19 AM (XeU6L)
SpaceX recovery crew actually did that one time with Dragon. When the opened the hatch after loading them on the barge, they were all wearing ape masks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:20 AM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/23zn948v
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:06 AM (FrGmf)
.....................................
Ah, the Delta. No. I'm from smack dab in the middle, east of Vicksburg. My people are from Tupelo, Oxford, Pontotoc up north, or south to Osyka (I'll bet y'all never heard of Osyka in MS as it sounds Japanese!). A Choctaw word that means "soaring eagle." There! I taught you something!
Goodnight and hope I don't dream of the tortoise Ace posted.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 12:20 AM (WONhk)
LMAO Diogenes,
Since you are looking to move to Texas maybe Okra Texas would be a good place for you.
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:20 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: mikeski hears a typo
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It would be written as, oh, we don't have superscript.
It is second sense to the third power, not negating the other senses including the 6th.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:21 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (S/Y4j)
It would be hilarious if the recovery crew all wore ape costumes.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 12:14 AM (2WIwB)
Thats frigging hysterical, especially if one introduces himself as Dr Zaius.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:21 AM (snZF9)
Let's hear it for Henshaw! I mean, Bashaw!
Posted by: Sgt. Carter
I know that episode!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0589922
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 12:21 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Lou P. Garou at April 07, 2026 12:22 AM (LQbMB)
Goodnight and hope I don't dream of the tortoise Ace posted.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 12:20 AM (WONhk)
I'm kind of familiar with that area. It is nice up there. So different from the Delta.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:23 AM (FrGmf)
Years ago hubby and I went to Texas to visit some of his family. I don't remember the name of the town. What I do remember is the tourist attraction was some kind of mummified lizard thing in a glass case on the front of the court building.
It was bizarre.
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:24 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: mikeski hears a typo
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It would be written as, oh, we don't have superscript.
It is second sense to the third power, not negating the other senses including the 6th.
Posted by: Braenyard
Hah! Though, living in ranch country, maybe lacking a sense of smell would be an advantage.....
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 12:25 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 12:25 AM (S/Y4j)
_-_
Good town names out there. I grew up in West Texas, which is actually in the north part of Texas, not to be confused with West, Texas, which is centralish North of Waco. But town names like Littlefield, Levelland, Brownfield, Earth, Shallowater....no idea where they got Lazbuddie.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 07, 2026 12:25 AM (0NN0g)
Think everything is going to burn this summer.
Did anyone get too much rain?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:26 AM (v+nOL)
Braenyard,
We haven't any rain in a year here in SW Wyoming.
No snow either.
It's going to be a bad summer here.
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:28 AM (3ek7K)
Years ago hubby and I went to Texas to visit some of his family. I don't remember the name of the town. What I do remember is the tourist attraction was some kind of mummified lizard thing in a glass case on the front of the court building.
It was bizarre.
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:24 AM (3ek7K)
You're underestimating the swell of civic pride that a lizard in a glass box can inspire, little lady.
Posted by: Ol' Rip, Eastland, Texas at April 07, 2026 12:30 AM (LQbMB)
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Yep. It would be nice to get back on good terms with those knuckleheads. We have more in common with them than most all of Africa, Asia, and much of South America, much of Europe.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 07, 2026 12:30 AM (0NN0g)
I adore west Texas. Fort Davis. Alpine especially. Terlingua is a little too rustic. I like the isolation and desert. I don't much like people except for weird Morons.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:31 AM (FrGmf)
I said to my husband when we were told we had to see the mummified lizard, "we spend a lot of money to fly here from SC and we're going to see a mummified lizard thing"
Oh well, memories, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:31 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:31 AM (FrGmf)
This is about me, isn't it? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:32 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: BruceWayne
>Take your pick; West Dakota or Southern Canada. Eh?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 12:32 AM (Fbc0I)
_-_
I was just talking to a former fire chief from Terlingua...fun stories from that place.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 07, 2026 12:34 AM (0NN0g)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
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I once was chatting up a gal at a New Years eve party at Crystal Springs Mississippi. She told me she was from Philadelphia. I began to speak of my experiences there, and we were 20 minutes into the conversation before I realized that there was a Philadelphia Mississippi.
I expect that those from Norway, Denmark,and Sweden South Carolina have similar expeiences.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2026 12:35 AM (XeU6L)
Think everything is going to burn this summer.
Did anyone get too much rain?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:26 AM (v+nOL)
Braenyard, Indian Lodge State Park within the Davis Mountains Sate Park is a neat place. We were there in October. Indian Lodge was closed for repairs for a few years, but it has not burned. It is very cool. The whole area is very woth visiting.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:35 AM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Ol' Rip, Eastland, Texas at April 07, 2026 12:37 AM (LQbMB)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:38 AM (v+nOL)
I read "The Raid" while in airborne school during which time Saddam went into Kuwait. Incredible book. Could barely put it down. KIDFOS
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 07, 2026 12:39 AM (KAi1n)
Morticia's gonna' run for prezinet.
Posted by: Braenyard
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There is a time in space for everything. And that is the importance of time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:39 AM (n7rxJ)
One of my favorite verses.
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Dynamite.
Nice job in combIning "road trip!" and "going' home". Congrats on a successful conclusion.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (0r3iH)
Did anyone get too much rain?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
>Don't fret. We have millions of illegal aliens and enemy combatants to set wildfires to burn this country to the ground without firing a shot. Can we train the illegals to fight wildfires?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (Fbc0I)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:32 AM (snZF9)
You and Mrs Bers are good people. I do enjoy meeting people. But I wear out fast. I did enjoy the MOME
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:44 AM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (Fbc0I)
We could hand them buckets of water and air pinochet them over the fires.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:44 AM (snZF9)
Here's an Apollo 8 mission thing with Dr. Chuck Berry's talking. Go to 54:00 in, and listen. That's Dr. Berry at a press conference. This after Borman got sick.
https://is.gd/yFMWwX
Nobody could say "loose stool" like him.
That voice of his did indeed help keep the press from running amok with stories about this stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:44 AM (w6EFb)
BTW, one of the frog men who first opened the hatch on Apollo 8 after splashdown said it smelled like a septic tank inside.
Our discussions of the Apollo tape-a-bag-to-your-ass space toilet system should explain why. Yep, Borman had "loose stool" that went all over the damn capsule.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:44 AM (FrGmf)
You looked like you had a good time. You seemed to fit right in. You were not so scary Mary. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:46 AM (snZF9)
///
"A colored can't earn that kind of money boy, it's more than I make in a month. Now where did you earn it!" "Philadelphia." "Mississippi?" "Pennsylvania." "Now just what you do up there in little ol' Pennsylvania to earn that kind of money?" "I'm a police officer!"
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 07, 2026 12:47 AM (KAi1n)
I expect that those from Norway, Denmark,and Sweden South Carolina have similar expeiences.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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PA has a number of towns named for other states. The real.confusion lies in the fact that there are campuses of the State College system in those towns, named for the towns.
So there is an Indiana University and a California State College somewhere (Pennsylvania) other than Indiana and California.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 07, 2026 12:49 AM (0r3iH)
I adore west Texas. Fort Davis. Alpine especially. Terlingua is a little too rustic. I like the isolation and desert. I don't much like people except for weird Morons.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:31 AM (FrGmf)
I’ve been out to Marta and seen the lights; there an overlook on the highway outside Marfa which onverlooks a long dry plain, probably about 40 miles visibility. It’s weird; they seem ordinary, but nobody can explain them, and first recorded sightings were in the 19th century.
For example, they look like car headlights in the distance, big deal. But there aren’t road out there deep in the brush where they are. The night we were watching, we saw a pair and were thinking “well obviously just somebody in a jeep out there fooling around at night.” We watched them stick right together traveling in a straight line for a couple of minutes. And then suddenly they just split up. Started moving quickly at 180 degrees to each other! Nope, not a jeep. What are they? Lots of people have tried to get close, but they always disappear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 12:49 AM (UA2di)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0589922
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 12:21 AM (Cqx++)
YT has been running shorts of that episode.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 07, 2026 12:49 AM (1Ff7Z)
It's going to be a rough summer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:49 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 12:50 AM (3ek7K)
https://shorturl.at/NU8F1
Texas Parks & Wildlife Magazine
Posted by: Does T-Rex know about this? at April 07, 2026 12:51 AM (9vFyc)
So there is an Indiana University and a California State College somewhere (Pennsylvania) other than Indiana and California.
Posted by: buddhaha
IUP and CUP. I drive around Indiana, PA at least once a year on my way to visit the parental units. It's NE of Pittsburgh. California, PA is closer to Pittsburgh, but I'm not sure where. Never been there. I think its a 'burb of Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 12:53 AM (sAmhv)
*cue the Twilight Zone theme*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (FrGmf)
*cue the Twilight Zone theme*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (FrGmf)
Moonshiners. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (snZF9)
I read "The Raid" while in airborne school during which time Saddam went into Kuwait. Incredible book. Could barely put it down. KIDFOS
Posted by: Dark Litigator
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Dammit, Dark. Now I have to go find the book.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2026 12:56 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 12:57 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (snZF9)
Out in that part of TX, more likely Cartel. But I've never felt afraid. It is different though
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 01:06 AM (FrGmf)
I miss all the fun times.
https://youtu.be/3rhwPXwpMec
Hello and g'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - you can't get there from here anymore at April 07, 2026 01:08 AM (Qlfju)
https://shorturl.at/NU8F1
Texas Parks & Wildlife Magazine
Posted by: Does T-Rex know about this? at April 07, 2026 12:51 AM (9vFyc)
I love that place! Taken my grandson there several times. You can swim on the Paluxy River which runs through the park, and I think it’s the biggest collection of exposed dinosaur tracks in the country, maybe even the world. One wide spot is called “the ballroom”, a flat limestone base maybe 50 yards wide, with literally hundreds of prints in it.
One of the most well known trackways is the where there was a mid sized sauropod, with feet like elephants feet, and there’s a three toed theropod clearly tracking him. (Probably an Allosaurus). You can tell because the trackers footprints are on top of some of the sauropods, showing that they were made at the same time and that the predator was coming up from behind.
And although most are eroded, I found a couple where at the tip of the three toed print, you could even see a deep indention where the claw sank into the mud.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 01:12 AM (UA2di)
It is 8:46 am in Tehran.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 07, 2026 01:16 AM (lsrsS)
To me it's a reminder of home. We are who we are and I don't see why we should try and fake it. Be yourself and if someone doesn't like it, well that's their problem.
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 01:18 AM (pvf3X)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 01:25 AM (FrGmf)
It is 8:46 am in Tehran.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 07, 2026 01:16 AM (lsrsS)
Or, as it is known locally now, Bomb O' Clock.
Posted by: Rubble, rubble, toil, and trouble at April 07, 2026 01:32 AM (hcoNg)
*cue the Twilight Zone theme*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (FrGmf)
Moonshiners. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (snZF9)
I think I read the early Spanish explorers reported seeing them - long before there were cars or even electric lights.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 01:35 AM (QGaXH)
It is 8:46 am in Tehran.
Or, as it is known locally now, Bomb O' Clock.
LET'S GO BRANDON.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 07, 2026 01:35 AM (LgwJT)
Just as I expected, the Moon Hoaxers and Flat Earthers are going nuts over the Trump phone call.
They just don't get the light travel time delay physics.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 01:36 AM (w6EFb)
Fort Worth police received calls on April 3, 2026, about a man possibly under the influence soliciting minors for sex at the 3700 block of Century Place apartment complex. Officers arrived at 11:43 a.m. and heard a gunshot. Marckus Renfro, 33, had exchanged words with the man matching the description. As Renfro walked away, the victim approached aggressively. Renfro then shot him in the groin [other accounts say penis]. The victim collapsed near a convenience store.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:38 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 01:40 AM (P6E1+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 07, 2026 01:46 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 01:46 AM (P6E1+)
*cue the Twilight Zone theme*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (FrGmf)
Swamp gas reflected off a weather balloon......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 01:46 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:49 AM (v+nOL)
As if he really gives a damn... Fk that guy in particular.
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
I was here earlier, is it still the pride thread?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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That was 3 OTs and 2 trolls ago.
j/k I have no idea. Hi, Debby!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 01:50 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:52 AM (v+nOL)
I think he's down for the night but glad to hear AOP successfully completed his annual northern migration.
I made some notes about the Tx state parks and dinosaur tracks in preparation for a possible late spring RV trip.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 01:52 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Reforger at April 07, 2026 01:55 AM (ZhdAT)
Really enjoying all of the comments on the ONT tonight.
Scary, I really enjoyed meeting you in Texas, I hope that you and Mr. Scary are going back this year. Bers is right, you are not scary at all!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 07, 2026 01:57 AM (0nHVk)
Collaboration with evil benefits not but the evil.
The more consistent will prevail
Stalin called together his closest comrades-in-arms. "I understand you're wondering how I govern the people so that every last one of them ... thinks of me as a living god. Now I'll teach you the right attitude toward the people." And he ordered a chicken brought in. He plucked it live, in front of them all, down to the last feather, down to the red flesh, until only the comb was left on its head. "And now watch," he said, and let the chicken go. It could have gone off where it wished, but it went nowhere. It was too hot in the sun and too cold in the shade. The poor bird could only press itself against Stalin's boots. And then he tossed it a crumb of grain, and the bird followed him wherever he went. Otherwise, it would have fallen over from hunger. "That," he told his pupils, "is how you govern our people."
And how LIB Strategic Insanity has gunned you down and set fire to your children (... and indeed, the world)
forWAR'd !!!
LET'S GO BRANDON
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 07, 2026 02:00 AM (tqnHw)
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Berserker, pulling up the rear.
https://tinyurl.com/bdh82x8c
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:02 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 02:07 AM (fNISR)
As if he really gives a damn... Fk that guy in particular.
Posted by: JQ
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Directly threatening the president, he's headed for a blowout. It must be drugs along with his new associates.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:12 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 02:14 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 02:17 AM (3ek7K)
I told her not to worry, and to pray for forgiveness. She wasn't trying to be disrespectful to the Church when it happened.
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 02:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 02:18 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 02:19 AM (P6E1+)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Yep. About 2/3 of the way from Pgh to Uniontown, where the AFM local I belonged to was located.
Pgh, strangely enough (/sarc), is a big union town, and if you wanted to work anything besides wedding receptions (which I did a lot of), like bars, you better have a union card. Only problem was, the Pgh local was pretty much dominated by actual professional musicians, guys that made their living at it. People who wanted to play a couple of gigs a month were not considered, so the initiation fee was $100, and monthly was $25. This was early 60s, when the minimum wage was a buck an hour. Way back in the mists of time, the Pgh and Uniontown locals had an agreement that each could work in the other's territory. Uniontown initiation fee was $35 and monthly was $10. Us Uniontown guys would take gigs that they couldn't afford, and their local hated it.
The national got complaints and finally figured out how to "fix" it: form a new local in Charleroi, merge the Uniontown and Charleston local, and kill the agreement. Net result, fewer bars with live music.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 07, 2026 02:21 AM (0r3iH)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 07, 2026 02:33 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: raimondo at April 07, 2026 02:36 AM (JKAqS)
Sis said she & her hubby were waiting in line to get in, and there was a huge crowd. Then the line started moving fast and they got separated. She panicked, looking for him as she entered, and then somebody shoved her so hard that she stumbled-- saying to her "You must pray!" (because she hadn't bowed head and crossed herself upon entry, we guess?) At which point she shouted: "Fuck you! I'm trying to find my husband!"
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)
I'm not surprised. FYI, Unions were also pretty mobbed up in the 60s, 70s, and 80s.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 02:47 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 02:50 AM (rdVOm)
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Sadducees minions of the Pharisees both abound today they have simply assumed new titles. She hit him with the best sword she had.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:51 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 02:54 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:56 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 07, 2026 02:56 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 02:57 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 03:09 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:13 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:14 AM (v+nOL)
A Guatemalan here illegally. Not an Ogden man.
Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2026 03:16 AM (sX1uL)
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 03:17 AM (rdVOm)
excellent movie
Poignant scene -
youtu.be/8eW6v7zoUNk
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:20 AM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 03:26 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 03:30 AM (rdVOm)
Glad you helped Sis take it in stride. Time for me to hit the rack. See you tomorrow.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:40 AM (v+nOL)
Israel tells Iranians not to travel by train as Trump threatens to 'demolish' infrastructure
Trump has given Iran a deadline of 20:00 EDT Tuesday (00:00 GMT / 01:00 BST Wednesday) to reopen the Strait of Hormuz
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 03:50 AM (fNISR)
Iran says it has formally rejected a US ceasefire proposal, state media reports - while sharing a list of demands
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 03:54 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 04:10 AM (7fNaw)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 07, 2026 04:18 AM (/HDaX)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:19 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:19 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:20 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:30 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:31 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:34 AM (fNISR)
Plus there was a possible error condition with the gyros called "gimbal lock" which could only be fixed via human intervention and human provided information. YouTube short explanation: https://tinyurl.com/3jy6p9jk
Maybe the current capsule has the fourth gimbal; I'm sure that Starship would add a fourth gimbal since the weight delta won't be significant in that beast.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 04:59 AM (XDWwQ)
Wow, I'm surprised that you saw an aroused stallion mounting a mare and thought that was playing after you were 13 or so. On the other hand, a coupling pair of large quadrupeds are pretty vulnerable to predators, so it does tend to be a quick in-and-out.
Still, the launcher doesn't extend or retract that quickly.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 05:29 AM (XDWwQ)
Posted by: The Glade Lady at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (oftw2)
Sorry you misspelled Texas.
Posted by: Jerseyguy at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (5xuJ/)
Monday Cafe
Jonathan the Tortoise, 193 years young
This may be the most detailed image of the Moon ever released.
— Anthony Brian Logan (ABL) 🇺🇸 (@ANTHONYBLOGAN) April 6, 2026
1000 frames stacked using a Nikon Z8 and Takahashi TSA-120 telescope.
pic.twitter.com/2z803Jl1sq
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Megthered at April 06, 2026 07:05 PM (t48gP)
Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Flat Earther at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Cuteness Overload at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (H5Io+)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (3ek7K)
If I was left to fend for myself for 3 weeks, there would be nothing but ashes left in 2 weeks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)
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I think HM goes on the road to get away from me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Semper Luna Casei! at April 06, 2026 07:10 PM (TbWk/)
3D globe view of Moon:
https://is.gd/TrDOvO
That looks a little different from what we see here on earth, as the maximum viewing distance point there is much closer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:10 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:11 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 07:11 PM (lCppi)
How did you get a picture of me???
Posted by: fourseasons
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I thought it was Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 07:13 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)
It's hard to believe, but the Artemis crew are seeing features on the far side never seen by human eyes before.
Mare Orientale overhead in sunlight is one of those. The timing of the Apollo missions was such that it was lunar morning on the chosen landing site. This was for thermal reasons as well as lighting. They wanted a low sun angle when landing the LM, which helped see the surface relief better than high sun angle. Thus Mare Orientale was in the dark when the CSM flew over.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:13 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 07:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Semper Luna Casei!
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Or was it wensleydale? Only Wallace and Gromit know for sure.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 06, 2026 07:14 PM (B5foV)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (tgvbd)
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That's why I spend so much time in the bathroom
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ralf0yL1Tfw
Posted by: Lurker #4975 at April 06, 2026 07:16 PM (7diFn)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:16 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:16 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Floyd, Pink at April 06, 2026 07:17 PM (hJH5n)
It will only come back and steal stuff like the car or refrigerator
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)
1 minute till AOS.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:22 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 06, 2026 07:23 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:22 PM
Will "First!" be the first thing they say?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 07:24 PM (0sNs1)
...and the fun BEGINS!!!!"
-Alien jumping space spiders that have been waiting and waiting
Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 07:24 PM (jstR0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:24 PM (w6EFb)
The women from that video makes a number of those - apparently there were a lot of dirty songs back in the day
She is a libtard, I saw her complain about Trump in one video, but the songs and her reaction to them are funny...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 07:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:25 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 07:26 PM (jstR0)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:26 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 07:26 PM (ESVrU)
What we've accomplished to date is akin to going to the corner bodega for some scratch tickets, a pack of Marlboros and a 6 pack of Schlitz.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 07:27 PM (elfcD)
Movie ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:27 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 07:27 PM (GD0B3)
Bummer, I forget, the limb of the Moon during earthrise is dark. But, there's the waxing crescent earth on the screen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:28 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Supreme Leader Of The Day at April 06, 2026 07:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Josephistan at April 06, 2026 07:29 PM (FLx59)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 07:29 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Clay at April 06, 2026 07:30 PM (Buzgq)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 07:30 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Semper Luna Casei!
Only the front side is Gorgonzola: the back is hollow - don’t be fooled by these so-called pictures they show you!
/sarc (if you couldn’t guess)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:31 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 07:26 PM (ESVrU)
Do they fight it out with the lizard people who have infiltrated every level of society or are they working together?
CBC - astronauts are fine. Talking now. Inspiring words now. Not 'The damn toilet is out again.'
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 07:31 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 07:32 PM (U7QMZ)
Hello Houston, this is acting Or Integrity Commander Zuact Rezumverz and we seem to have a slight problem.
Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 07:33 PM (jstR0)
Posted by: Boomer at April 06, 2026 07:33 PM (+abK1)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:34 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 07:32 PM (U7QMZ)
That’s a dual citizenship I would let pass.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:34 PM (NWwW8)
Just as long as there's no Main Bus B undervoltage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:34 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:34 PM (vFG9F)
It was not Soleil Moon Frye.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 07:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 07:37 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: gKWVE
Word is he went to school with Great A'Tuin.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at April 06, 2026 07:37 PM (FIwBs)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:37 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Diodore Dayvox Leabe at April 06, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)
Speaking of inspiring words, there's something they calle the Overlook Effect that happens to most, but not all astronauts when they first get into space. It's a transcendent, spirtual kind of experience. It happens in LEO, but for the now 28 people who have seen the "Blue Marble" view, where they're far enough away to see the Earth as a small blue globe in their field of view, the experience is something else.
Here's Victor Glover the other day, who had that Overlook Effect hit him like a freight train:
https://is.gd/oCACOu
"Oasis in nothingness".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:38 PM (w6EFb)
Go on.....
Posted by: Q Tarantino at April 06, 2026 07:39 PM (+abK1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:39 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:40 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026
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It's the bane of my existence too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:42 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 07:42 PM (OQ3w/)
So where are the yakking astronauts?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 07:43 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)
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The Astrodome was worse! (I heard)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:45 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:45 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++)
My husband says he goes to the gym every afternoon. He comes home happy and I'm thinking it ain't the gym making him happy,lmao.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:46 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026
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Simple -- just divert a river!
( -- Heracles)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:46 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:47 PM (+nEug)
The last comments on stuff for me in a tiZy.
Thing are flowing, yeah, percolating. Now our Genius Boys Cerno and Luke Rudtardo are saying that our Fed Gov is censoring satellite Companies in the US from showing recent images to us lil people over here. Cerno yelps the bases are ruble. Heavy casualties. Luke Rootardo yelps "much worse than we can imagine!" Ilthey tell us that other countries have companies that show these current images of apocalypse....if that's the case ...why would some EuroCuck just post the pics on X since they can see them?
Conspiracy. Has to be! Click my furry button to like and subscribe!
Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 07:48 PM (aC6Ma)
Fortunately the cats are fine with the new stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Ben Had
Lusiana is now habitable?
Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (ou30A)
Yeah, Hercules solved his Augean stables challenge, but it was hard cheese for everyone downstream.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026
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Thwart?
I'd be overjoyed!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 07:50 PM (aC6Ma)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:51 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had
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Lusiana is now habitable?
Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2026
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Only with specially constructed habitats known as "air-conditioned buildings."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:51 PM (wzUl9)
He is also dead wrong a lot.
Also, very full of himself
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:51 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:34 PM (vFG9F)
Brie Larson. Also a cheese. Of which the moon is comprised. But gorgonzola, not brie.
Posted by: Brie is flat. The actress, that is. at April 06, 2026 07:52 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:52 PM (FrGmf)
Fuck Her Flat Footed in the Shower was Top 20 in 36.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:53 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:54 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:40 PM (FrGmf)
I was a medic in the Army. I was a Dad to two young boys who spewed filth from both ends, Exorcist style. Dealt with it like a Dad does.
But the damn cat litter box. Gagging the whole time. It became my wife's job.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 07:54 PM (0aYVJ)
I spent about 10k getting the house to 55%.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026
***
As other commenters here who've used it said, the urine sort of turns the little pine pellets into sawdust. You shake the box and that tends to settle toward the bottom of the pan. Solids you scoop out. Eventually the smell becomes a bit much, and you simply dump the whole thing in the trash. It seems to weigh less than the equivalent amount of the clay, and cleaning the box up is easier.
I do plan to get the cats a stainless steel pan for even easier cleanup. Maybe a second one, when I have my house.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (wzUl9)
He is also dead wrong a lot.
Also, very full of himself
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:51 PM (NtVYv)
Cernovich is a one-man circle-jerk. As far as accuracy he's Temu Jim Hoft.
Posted by: He's StraightWayPundit at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:53 PM (NtVYv)
Spins the shit out of the cat
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)
My cats have a 80x100 ft litter box filled with the finest sand
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:54 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 07:56 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026
***
I always said big black Wolf, fourteen lbs. and not fat, needed a sandbox all to himself. Stirling is almost as big.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:56 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:56 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (wzUl9)
How is your house shopping going? Indiana? Kentucky?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:57 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 07:57 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:58 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Harry Nilsson at April 06, 2026 07:58 PM (NZIuw)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 07:59 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)
I wanted to be a spaceman
That’s all I wanted to be
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xOZVBAWtw
Posted by: Harry Nilsson at April 06, 2026 07:58 PM (NZIuw)
My heros have always been cowboys
Lived with a uncle
Roped branded dewormed dehorned.
Ho Lee Shit that is hard work
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (+nEug)
Hey,
I would look at the man's ass.
He is a great looking man from the top of his head and down to his feet.
Mamma Mia
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:01 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:01 PM (0aYVJ)
Not today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 07:59 PM (/+uur)
That is the perfect typo.
Posted by: One shellacious lawsuit at April 06, 2026 08:01 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026
***
Despite the higher property taxes, I like the look of the houses in Kansas better than those in KY. NaClyDog, NotSoThoreau, and others have been trying to convince me to give the state a try. The city of Abilene, Ike's home town, sent me a visitor's guide to the state and the town, and there are so many things to do and see!
I'm driving up this month to visit Salina. It's not far from Topeka and Wichita.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:02 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:02 PM (wzUl9)
Good luck!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (+nEug)
So dude on fishing boat drops ashes off the side. Dave comes up and says whos that. He says Dad.
Dave proceeds to sermonize about 5 minutes.
Hes done and dude says lets fish, he was not that good of Dad.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026
***
Part bobcat?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Ben Had
Lusiana is now habitable?
Posted by: MkY
For today only. Tomorrow returns to normal.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (U7QMZ)
12 and 13 pounds
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)
Ben, this is a sexist site, lmao.
......
I gotta say, when I saw Victor using the shower, well it made me hot.
He is a fine looking man.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:05 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: One shellacious lawsuit at April 06, 2026 08:01 PM (TbWk/)
I could not speil Tortoise if your spotted me Tort.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:05 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)
12 and 13 pounds
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026
***
Wolf and Chekov totaled 27 -- about three normal-sized cats. Unfortunately they ate like four.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:05 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (wzUl9)
Ocelot
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:06 PM (/+uur)
Tentative max distance numbers are 252, 756 miles from earth. That won't be official for a while.
Christina Koch has been the highest woman ever since their first highly elliptical orbit. But now, the dudes have broken the dude record as well. The highest people ever.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had
>Well, as long as we don't have to see any Orion Canadian ass because that would be totally gay.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 08:07 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:08 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (wzUl9)
Ocelot
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:06 PM (/+uur)
HOLY SHIT AN OCELOT!!!
Posted by: Sterling Archer at April 06, 2026 08:08 PM (TbWk/)
You sure about that?
Posted by: Rick James at April 06, 2026 08:08 PM (gKWVE)
LOL!
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 08:08 PM (O7XEN)
12 and 13 pounds
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)
my 4 are about 9-10 lbs each.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 08:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:09 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:09 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:10 PM (+nEug)
And you think that's something? Check out "My Girl's Pussy."
1930. Modest hit. Went from secret joke to double-entendre to single-entendre.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at April 06, 2026 08:10 PM (/d4WW)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:11 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)
Politics is show business for ugly people.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:11 PM (NWwW8)
LOL!
Posted by: SMOD
I hate to give out a W to Juche, and the Kims lie a lot, but . . .
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 08:11 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit"
A penguin?
Posted by: Use your imagination at April 06, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)
You know, you might be onto something here....
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 06, 2026 08:13 PM (kGdxl)
Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 08:13 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:14 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026
***
With Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, I restrained myself only enough in that department to make sure we were alone. (She did the same with me.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:14 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:15 PM (3ek7K)
Still delicious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:14 PM (NWwW
A mop
Posted by: Show out for chauvinism at April 06, 2026 08:15 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 08:15 PM (nLdZ2)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 06, 2026 08:16 PM (H5Io+)
*
Shaving brush
Posted by: Halfhand at April 06, 2026
***
Where would the opening be on that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:17 PM (wzUl9)
Not all of it is racist, exactly; most of it was done to appeal to blacks at the time too.
But none of it is safe for work and less than none of it is woke.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 08:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:17 PM (GD0B3)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 06, 2026 08:18 PM (H5Io+)
Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 08:15 PM (nLdZ2)
Bet the Rockies get to the hunnert mark quicker.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:19 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:19 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:19 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at April 06, 2026 08:10 PM (/d4WW)
There were a couple Lileks did that were less.. overt. One was a song where a spinster sang about stripping down for the passing men in her gazebo. Another was the same tune as Chaplains mushroom nonsense song but had the original words of Titina. She was only 17a.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)
Last year the Rockies would have done better to put up one of those batting cage machines on the mound, they might have allowed fewer hits.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 08:21 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:21 PM (NWwW8)
Now you're back and all's right with the blog. Or something like that. I don't know.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:19 PM (nz1sK)
_____________
That's characteristically kind of you, but I daresay y'all managed to stagger along just fine without me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 08:22 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 08:17 PM (gKWVE)
Is that the retard with all the N words in the title. What a brave pioneer.
Thats sarcasm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:22 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:23 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:24 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:21 PM (NWwW
How else are you to hang them up?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 06, 2026 08:25 PM (NZIuw)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic
I see her posting on Insty's overnight thread sometimes.
Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2026 08:25 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:26 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)
In the 60s, I think everything was vinyl- including the dogs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
____________
Some UHF station in Philly had ads for clear plastic slip covers, featuring a big-haired brunette with bodacious cans and wearing hot pants. Impression it made.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 08:28 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:21 PM (NWwW
Some mops do have openings at the end of the handle so they can be hung up on a wall hook.
Posted by: Take your tuft and get stufft at April 06, 2026 08:28 PM (TbWk/)
Ordered by CENTCOM chief Cooper, multiple B-2s flew a 36 hour round trip from Whiteman AFB to deliver the strike, using the same class of bombs deployed against nuclear sites.
The target was a gathering of senior IRGC commanders. U.S. officials say the facility was destroyed and many are presumed dead. - Fox New"
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit"
Penguins do.
Posted by: Use your imagination at April 06, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Me neither.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2026 08:29 PM (ZLygy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:29 PM (zZu0s)
That sounds like two holes or a hole all the way through. Quill have a cavity at the pointy end that holds the ink for you to write with.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:29 PM (NWwW8)
The far side is very different from the near side. Far side crust is much thicker than near side, and the theory of why that is is quite interesting. There is the best one, but there are some competing theories.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)
I know the name of my own album, mate. Jews probably put you up to this, didn't they?
Posted by: Roger Waters at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (FrGmf)
better start boom boom tonight , then...
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (GD0B3)
MrTea has an interview tomorrow at 3:30 for a job that sounds very good.
He has another company that is very interested in him, but they haven't interviewed him yet as a key person is on vacation there.
We appreciate any prayers.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (nz1sK)
Apollo 8 was the first humans to see the far side. William Anders (who took the iconic Earthrise picture), described it thus:
"The backside looks like a sand pile my kids have played in for some time. It's all beat up, no definition, just a lot of bumps and holes."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:32 PM (w6EFb)
I presume cheese is in some way involved.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 08:32 PM (Riz8t)
... DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin floats the idea of stripping CBP/customs officers from airports in large sanctuary cities as retaliation for refusing to cooperate with the federal government. International travelers wouldn’t be able to fly into airports and leave without going through customs.
Mullin points out that Democrats are also refusing to fund CBP.
“It’s something we’re looking at,” Mullin said.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 08:32 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (w6EFb)
The moon is a pie? Ridiculous. It's cheese.
Posted by: Semper Luna Casei! at April 06, 2026 08:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:33 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 08:33 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:33 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:29 PM (NWwW
A single opening that happens to go all the way through
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 06, 2026 08:33 PM (NZIuw)
The moon is a pie? Ridiculous. It's cheese.
Posted by: Semper Luna Casei! at April 06, 2026 08:32 PM (TbWk/)
__________
It's a big pizza pie.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 08:34 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: No longer a heavenly body at April 06, 2026 08:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Semper Luna Casei! "
The far side is made of a much harder, thicker cheese.
Posted by: A expert at April 06, 2026 08:34 PM (vFG9F)
And we missed your take on things. You always have something interesting to say.
I don't every have anything to add to most of the conversations on here, but I have come to care about you goofy people.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:36 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 08:34 PM (tgvbd)
OW MY EYE
Posted by: Dean Martin at April 06, 2026 08:36 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:36 PM (nz1sK)
This.
And best wishes to you and Mr. Tea.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:37 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:26 PM (+nEug)
Thanks. And prayers that all goes well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (0aYVJ)
... DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin floats the idea of stripping CBP/customs officers from airports in large sanctuary cities as retaliation for refusing to cooperate with the federal government. International travelers wouldn’t be able to fly into airports and leave without going through customs.
=============
So if I'm following, this means no one would be able to take international flights through those airports? Hee hee hee.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026
***
Right; the side we don't see gets sunlight too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (n7rxJ)
So so Eurotards? Or their adjacent?
*tents fingers *
Excellent
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:40 PM (FrGmf)
It's been kinda rough, but we're making it. He's never been fired before, so that was a big blow for him.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:40 PM (nz1sK)
Easter Eve I was laughing. The talk was mostly about chocolate and clogged toilets.
This place is nutty.
Thanks to runner for keeping us updated on the mission to rescue our WOS.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 08:42 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)
Some very cool descriptions. Artemis is now in the dark, the Sun is now blocked by the Moon from their POV. I'll admit it took me a bit tog the geometry visualized in my mind's eye. Anyway, earthset and rise occurred before the sun disappeared. After earthrise, the Moon was between the earth and sun. They are far enough away from the Moon to allow this easily.
Anyway, their describing the sun's corona, still visible. Also, on the other side, they say the earthshine is quite bright on the surface of the Moon.
Man, I'm really looking forward for the high resolution pics we'll get when they get back home. After they've processed the alien bases out of the far side pictures, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:43 PM (w6EFb)
This is an very eclectic group of people. We had planned to attend the MoMe but had to cancel due to the heart attack. Hoping maybe? this year, but so much now depends on the job situation.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:43 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026
***
Cheaper cars had fabric seats. My '75 Maverick had a sort of foamy fabric on the seat facings, with vinyl on the sides. My '84 For Escort had dark gray plaid fabric framed by thin vinyl; hard to think much cheaper than that, or that car.
My father's '66 Impala Super Sport coupe had vinyl, in wide beige and gold stripes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:43 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:44 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:47 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:48 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Zombie Roseanne Roseannadanna at April 06, 2026 08:49 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026
***
For sure. My '86 Mercedes had the real stuff, I think -- that was in the days when they built the cars the best they could, then priced them, instead of building to a price. My '97 MB 230 had their MBTex, which is a kind of hard-wearing vinyl used in Euro taxicabs and in certain of their sedans then (and maybe still is?). It looks like leather and lasts even longer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:49 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
>I thought that was where Sarah Palin hid her underground nazi space stations.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 08:50 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 08:51 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Zombie Roseanne Roseannadanna at April 06, 2026 08:49 PM (cYBz/)
If it ain't Pete Hegsex, I don't want to hear about stripping cabinet members.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:52 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026
***
I'd never buy a car with a black exterior AND interior. Or a black interior; they are hot, show dirt (despite what everybody tries to tell you), and seem smaller inside than a light color.
I did rent a Chrysler 300 some years ago, the big gangsta sedan, black over black. I thought it would be hard to cool, but the A/C worked well. Strangely, I got bored with it quickly and was glad to go back to my '11 Buick Regal, the sporty-ish little four-door.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:52 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:53 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 08:53 PM (vFG9F)
They're having a "forward link LOS" now for a little bit. We can hear the crew, but the crew can't hear us.
They were reporting how strange the surface of the Moon looks under earthshine. Also reporting seeing two meteors hit the Moon, if I understood correctly. That was something they were hoping they could see while in the dark.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:52 PM (wzUl9)
When the first miata got wrecked the rental insurance gave me was a 300. Thing handled like a fat tug boat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:55 PM (wzUl9)
So so Eurotards? Or their adjacent?
*tents fingers *
Excellent
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
=================
How long before Cinnabon and Mac Makeup and all those little airport places scream for relief?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 08:57 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026
***
In a city like Da Swamp with the finest of Third World roads, a fat tugboat of a car that will isolate you from those surfaces is a wonderful thing. That might be a small part of why SUVs are so popular -- they are big, with long wheelbases for a good ride.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:57 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:55 PM (wzUl9)
There were some very odd colors in the last Lexus sedan. One they tried that i saw the covers for was a dark green... like almost paisley pattern. It was from a test, and I can see why it did nkt make it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:57 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM (+nEug)
I wonder if they have soaring, haunting symphony music playing in the background on Artemis. They should.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: rickb223
Makes perfect sense from a dolt who makes a decision first and then tries to make it look 'rational'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM (EJWxb)
Posted by: fd
>Pink Floyd's Great Gig In The Sky
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM (Fbc0I)
It's hard to find a new-ish vehicle with a interior other than gray, black, or light tan, mostly the first two.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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The car you deserve.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 09:00 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM
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Right on!
You go, girl!
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 09:02 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026
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Though it would make the interior seem smaller, it sounds like a neat color if the exterior was lighter. The Euro cars, and the Japanese ones to a lesser extent, seem to understand about giving you a choice of contrast between exterior and interior. American cars now, not so much. I had to hunt quite a bit to find a light beige interior Buick LaCrosse. That was essential. I'd have accepted a dark exterior -- though I got very lucky and found my ruby red over cream 2016 model!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:02 PM (wzUl9)
Look at a classic corvette two tone. Gorgeous cars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 09:04 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:02 PM (wzUl9)
I had the 2001 special edition miata. British racing green (very dark green) with a darker tan interior than the base model. Darker soft top too. Think they called it 'saddle. Looked a lot better than the light tan of the base.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)
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and
They are letting a chick drive the tow motor that's moving the missile.
https://tinyurl.com/5n85bujt
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 09:06 PM (v+nOL)
I miss the station wagon and the Surburban we had years ago.
Load those up with the kids, dogs and lots of luggage and go anywhere.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:06 PM (3ek7K)
Interior was always black though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s)
Look at a classic corvette two tone. Gorgeous cars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026
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Then: blue or green and white, red and white, red, various shades of blue and green, yellow now and then, black, white, gray, and so forth in various combos.
Now: White, gray, silver, black, occasionally a red or a dark blue; bronze or gold if you're lucky. I don't remember the last time I saw a dark forest green car or a baby blue.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:06 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 0
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Sharp!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:07 PM (wzUl9)
I did note the colors of the cars, and all the styles.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 09:07 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:02 PM (wzUl9)
The LaCrosse is a sweet car. Mine is white with beige. A Granny car maybe. But it has speed. ❤️
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:08 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Ben Had
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LOL.
Today, I replaced headlight bulbs on the daily-driver. Simple enough, yay!
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 09:08 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:06 PM (wzUl9)
British racing green is exceedingly rare. Not many people like the shiny but flat look. Ford did offer a baby blue on mustangs a few years ago. Hardly ever saw one though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026
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"Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:09 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:09 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:07 PM (wzUl9)
White watch dial gauges. Walnut steering wheel by Nardo (and shifter and e brake.)
Fuck, I am missing that car now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:10 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:11 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026
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I'd have gone for that color combo! What year is yours? The last gen, 2017-19, or earlier like mine?
The LaCrosse offers 70% of the Mercedes driving experience at 50% of the price. Less, if you buy used. Those who know Buicks know they are a great value, as Olds used to be.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:11 PM (wzUl9)
Mine are a mess.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:09 PM (3ek7K)
Go to a detailing place. They can clean them.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:11 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (+nEug)
Mine are a mess.
Posted by: fourseasons
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Are they hazy, even when bug- & dirt- free?
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (rdVOm)
Load those up with the kids, dogs and lots of luggage and go anywhere.
Posted by: fourseasons
Het your kicks on Route 66!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (U7QMZ)
I have the '91. British Racing Green, tan interior to match the leather, black ragtop. Almost no leaks!
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (EJWxb)
According to Justice Ketanji Brown, the pilot who broke into (crash landed) Iran, is now Iranian.
Posted by: rickb223
Only if someone steals his wallet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (Cqx++)
Mine are a mess.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026
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There are headlight polish kits at Walmart. Once upon a time, when plastic headlight lenses were new, there were businesses that would polish them for you. Not sure if any of them exist any more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (wzUl9)
The LaCrosse offers 70% of the Mercedes driving experience at 50% of the price. Less, if you buy used. Those who know Buicks know they are a great value, as Olds used to be.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:11 PM (wzUl9)
2016. It's a good car.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:13 PM (3ek7K)
I'm thinking zed 4..
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:10 PM (XuXeR)
Nice too. But the Germans lack the sense of fun the Japanese have in their SEs. IIRC, the 2002 SE had this royal blue (almost purple) paint. Darker wood. Dark Grey top and interior.
Small runs. For the 2001, they only made 3000 and I had two of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s)
I think they're missing a market there.
B/R Green with a tan interior is so damn sharp ... and a small red pin stripe down the side.
That said, my Mazda is that Soul Red, with a white leather interior. It's not bad ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 06, 2026 09:14 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:14 PM (3ek7K)
👀 👀
"Pentagon: Tomorrow’s press briefing with Pete Hegseth and Dan Caine has been cancelled. - Al Arabiya/Ashar"
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3)
Clear plastic? Try one of the kits from wally world. Did that with a Honda a couple of years ago. Worked great
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:14 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026
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Same here. They look dirty, or like a toy car whose maker was too cheap to provide silver or chrome wheels.
I wanted chrome wheels for the LaCrosse, but they run too high. I settled for a nice set of silver-painted ones and keep them spray-waxed and clean.
I miss whitewall tires . . . and you can get them from a specialty maker. Not sure of the name. But they're $300. Each.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:15 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:16 PM (XuXeR)
I concur with the others: get a polishing kit! It's the only way, short of ($$$) replacing.
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 09:16 PM (rdVOm)
Mine are a mess.
Posted by: fourseasons"
The budget method is to rub them real good with cheap toothpaste. The method that works pretty well and lasts for a while is to buy the $20 kit at the parts store and follow all the steps.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:16 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:16 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (+nEug)
On certain cars, they can look ok. I hate matte. So if they have dark metal (or metal veneer) on the wheels, I like it a lot better.
The 2001 had high polish solid aluminum. I know it was solid because my rear driver side one got snapped when the truck hit me. The high polish Looked FAR better than the silver mat of the base.
I kind of hate base model NBs. They look like toys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:17 PM (zZu0s)
Moon phase is 78% waning now. From their perspective a good bit of the far side was in sunlight. As the Sun disappeared by the lunar disc, part of the dark half, "to their left with North as up" would be illuminated by earthshine.
If not cloudy tonight, take a gander at the Moon. The dark park of the disc to the west is the piece of the Moon being illuminated by the earthshine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:17 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:18 PM (3ek7K)
MrTea thinks it was a 1980. I was so sad when we let it go, after the boys left home and we stopped pulling a popup.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 09:18 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)
Yet there is always a dark side of the Moon.
Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 09:19 PM (5rh/l)
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We are living in the dark and gloomy ages.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 09:19 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026
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2016. It's a good car.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026
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The last year of that generation, like mine. All of my Buicks have been relatively cheap to run -- at least compared to my vintage Mercedes -- but the '16 is the champ. Pretty much all I've replaced in seven years have been tires and batteries, the usual fluids and filters, one headlight, and a wheel bearing.
If after seven years you still smile when you walk up to your car, it's a good car.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:19 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (EJWxb)
Nice! I miss mine. The new ones look pretty sharp...
It is sad when you switch to a mustang GT and it is a more practical car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:20 PM (3ek7K)
The temp. Not my golf score.
Sadly it'll be a lot cooler for Geezer Golf tomorrow.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:20 PM (2WIwB)
Nobody wants to carry inventory...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:20 PM (XuXeR)
Garage or not, you have to park sometimes under the sun.
If the interior is black, it will be an oven.
Posted by: Case at April 06, 2026 09:21 PM (pvf3X)
"The phrase "dark side of the Moon" is really just an old, misleading way of saying "the side we can't see....astronomically speaking, there's no mysterious eternally dark hemisphere. Both sides get plenty of sunshine."
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026
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Same here. They look dirty, or like a toy car whose maker was too cheap to provide silver or chrome wheels."
Ha ha. I have a separate set of wheels and tires for one of my cars for autocrossing and track days. The right side ones are silver and left side black. Mrs fd says it looks like somebody stole my hubcaps on that side. They are not for looking at though, they are for going fast.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:22 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:22 PM (GD0B3)
Garage or not, you have to park sometimes under the sun.
If the interior is black, it will be an oven.
Posted by: Case at April 06, 2026 09:21 PM (pvf3X)
Remote start. AC at max.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:22 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:23 PM (wzUl9)
We all get attached to our vehicles, or at least some of them, anyway.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 09:23 PM (nz1sK)
Astronauts were just talking about seeing some planets. Saturn, Mars, and Mercury are on the western side of the Sun (morning side), and they were observing those.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:23 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bill and Ted at April 06, 2026 09:23 PM (d9i2R)
Mine are a mess.
Posted by: fourseasons
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Are they hazy, even when bug- & dirt- free?
Posted by: JQ
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For some vehicles (my F-150) a complete headlight assembly including the bulb (pop the old assembly out pop the new one in) can be purchased from Amazon cheaper than purchasing the items necessary to polish and coat the old lens.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 09:24 PM (v+nOL)
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We are living in the dark and gloomy ages.
Things have been worse. I remember the late 70s, when every sport jacket was the color of oatmeal.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 09:24 PM (Riz8t)
@californiapost
4h
Son of Iran's twisted PR chief found living life of luxury in LA - and he's teaching superrich California kids"
DEPORT!!
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:25 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 09:25 PM (P6E1+)
They had to practically scrape me off.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 06, 2026 09:26 PM (IJqrQ)
His mom was the spokesperson for those who took American diplomats hostage.
Allowing these people to poison the American minds is not tolerance, it is a mix of stupidity and corruption."
DEPORT! DEPORT!
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:26 PM (GD0B3)
$$$!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:27 PM (2WIwB)
When two of our three kids went to college we traded my Suburban in on a fully loaded Volvo wagon.
Uh, that didn't last because daughter wrecked it.
Had it repaired and traded it in for an Audi wagon. That was an awesome car.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:28 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM
Just black ones, or all rims of color?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 09:29 PM (0sNs1)
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American coupes are dead, and sedans are moribund. If something should happen to the LaCrosse, and I can't find a '16 in as good condition or a '17-'19, I'll have to think about going Japanese. A Lexus ES or an Infiniti, or a Genesis/Equus, maybe. A neighbor of mine has a white Equus that looks solid and comfortable to drive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:29 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:30 PM (wzUl9)
And the Sun has popped back up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:30 PM (w6EFb)
In Tehran it is 5:00 am.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 09:30 PM (lsrsS)
Posted by: Braenyard
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"Headlight assembly"? Heh. On my '70, it's just *the bulbs* There's no plastic cover. Round lamps. Used to be $1.29 each at any hardware store... grrr.
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 09:31 PM (rdVOm)
His mom was the spokesperson for those who took American diplomats hostage.
Allowing these people to poison the American minds is not tolerance, it is a mix of stupidity and corruption."
DEPORT! DEPORT!
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:26 PM (GD0B3)
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I wonder who knew?
And I wonder why the so-called pro-Iran, anti-Mullahs group of Iranians living in LA didn't make this public knowledge?
I smell more deep state corruption.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:31 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Hunter B. at April 06, 2026 09:32 PM (FXMrO)
$$$!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026
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I just spent close to $500 for a front pair of Continentals with road hazard warranty, installation, and balancing. And that shop had the lowest price I could find for that size, $174 each; TireRack wanted $220.
Car rides even better now. The trip to KS should be fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:32 PM (wzUl9)
A solar day on the Moon is exactly 1 synodic month long. You get about two weeks of daylight, and two weeks of night at any spot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:32 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Auto Autist at April 06, 2026 09:33 PM (oftw2)
$$$!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:27 PM (2WIwB)
My brother has a diesel dodge ram. He has 32-33 inch tires. He's looking at 2k in tires for something good. Ouch!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 09:33 PM (snZF9)
According to Justice Ketanji Brown, the pilot who broke into (crash landed) Iran, is now Iranian.
Posted by: rickb223
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Has Judge Boasberg ordered Hegseth to drop Dude 44 Bravo back on the mountaintop?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 09:33 PM (n7rxJ)
And Christina says it got cold in the capsule during the dark phase. Chicks always messing with the thermostat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: davidt at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026
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I remember changing those on the '75 Maverick. Simple job. On the '65 Mercury there was a tight spring behind the sealed beam; I had to use locking pliers to pull the spring forward enough to get the bulb out far enough to unhook the old and hook up the new.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:35 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Azjaeger at April 06, 2026 09:35 PM (PUrHv)
...
Antares is building compact nuclear microreactors to deliver reliable, rapidly deployable energy where it’s needed most [a new subdivision near you]: remote military bases, austere industrial sites, and, one day, deep space and underwater missions.
Antares is building the reactor at the Idaho National Laboratory
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 09:35 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 09:36 PM (OoFl2)
And I wonder why the so-called pro-Iran, anti-Mullahs group of Iranians living in LA didn't make this public knowledge?
I smell more deep state corruption.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:31 PM (2WIwB)
I smell Project Gunrunner. But with mullahs. Let's bring them here so we can monitor them! 40 years later...their offspring is born in the US , and children teach Americans about how to be better jihadis.
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:36 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: davidt at April 06, 2026
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I'd love to drive one someday. But it wouldn't be practical for me -- or most people, I suspect -- as an only car.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:36 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:38 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Auto Autist
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Nicely done comment number. IYKYK
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 06, 2026 09:38 PM (gpQ8/)
https://is.gd/q1zgkK
Goes to YouTube.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 09:38 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (vFG9F)
Modern headlight are one metric fuckton brighter though. Better field of light as well. Sure, it looks like everyone's brights are on...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (w6EFb)
I always bring a sweater. And a Biffy bag, if I'm gonna be in the boonies. You never know.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (FrGmf)
Husband bought a Nissan Pathfinder three years ago.
I hate that car. The seats end about mid thigh. It's annoying because I'm tall. He is short so it doesn't bother him.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (3ek7K)
Garage or not, you have to park sometimes under the sun.
If the interior is black, it will be an oven.
Posted by: Case at April 06, 2026 09:21 PM (pvf3X)
I have a black truck but also have a garage. Only problem I have otherwise is grocery shopping which I've solved by having insulated bags for my refrigerated foods.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (V4IXI)
K5. Two doors. You had to unlatch the passenger side seat to crawl into the back. It was a tank. My boys loved it. 236,000 miles. My future ex husband made me give it up so he could have another work vehicle.
I cried when we traded it in. It never left me stranded. I towed all kinds of others off the sand and mud and snow. You had to drive backwards and wiggle the steering wheel to disengage the hubs from 4wd.
I miss that truck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (grvRu)
That was a good car. The best deal we ever got on a vehicle.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Nostalgia Ain't What It Used To Be at April 06, 2026 09:40 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:41 PM (V4IXI)
It was roughly +90F in sunlight and they needed cooling apparatus in their backpacks to avoid overheating. They had undergarments with hundreds of thin plastic tubing circulating water carried to an outside heat exchanger, a radiator basically. Sublimation type I think.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 09:41 PM (txZoB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:41 PM (K3f7J)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:30 PM (vFG9F)
Two of my bikes came with white wall tires, which usually I despise, but they belong on them because one has an older styling, and the other is a touring bike which also is part of the look. One of them needs new tires. $300+ each for something good. Mounting them is a bitch too. Did I mention I despise white walls?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 09:42 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 09:42 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:42 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:42 PM (3ek7K)
I got it in 2008 and it only had 3200 miles. Today it just went past 45,000. Garaged the entire time. Its a blast to drive, especially with the top down, and my grandkids are all arguing over who gets it when I croak.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:43 PM (2WIwB)
Well he finally got pushed to show his true face completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 09:43 PM (UA2di)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026
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And since SUVs ride higher, even the low beams go right into your eyes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:44 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06,
Ummm…so I need new tires on the JCW mini.
Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 09:44 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 09:45 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
The voters in the Council of Nicaea?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 09:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 09:45 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:45 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:44 PM (wzUl9)
Even with the mustang, I constantly have people flash their brights at me. My brights are not on. Dad burned that into me- only when you cannot see headlights or taillights in front of you- no matter how far away they are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:47 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Random commenter at April 06, 2026 09:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 09:45 PM (CHHv1)
He misses you. Wake up !
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:47 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
Slap.a decent carb on that and it'll move.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (2WIwB)
Headlights don’t (or didn’t) use fuses, for safety reasons. Breakers, incorporated in the switch. All that corrosion raised the resistance and the switch gets hot.
SO, “back in the day” you might find yourself driving at night on a long trip - and your headlights go out! Not fun. Headlight relays obviated this problem and keep the drama away.
Good clean tight grounds and connections are important in the old school cars and trucks.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (txZoB)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (3ek7K)
I got it in 2008 and it only had 3200 miles. Today it just went past 45,000. Garaged the entire time. Its a blast to drive, especially with the top down, and my grandkids are all arguing over who gets it when I croak.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026
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My fling with BMW was just that, a spring romance. A 2015 3 Series sport sedan, the base model with run flat tires (that oddly were not hard and stiff to drive on), all kinds of features, gold over cream, 240 hp. Got totaled in a rainstorm flood three months after I bought it. Guess it just wasn't meant to be.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (wzUl9)
We saw it in the theater even.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:17 PM (w6EFb)
I remember when there’s a fingernail moon you can see the earthshine on the dark portion pretty easily.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (UA2di)
I don't know if it is lyrics or the title.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (3ek7K)
The Carpenters
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (V4IXI)
Careful planning went into that. They wanted it to early morning at the landing site for several reasons. One was thermal control. They wanted the surface just warming up after the 2-week long night.
Second, they wanted a low sun angle during landing to cast long shadows to see surface relief. Also, with the rovers, a low sun made for a nice navigation reference. It didn't move much over the course of their say, and if it all else failed, they could reckon position from the sun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (w6EFb)
I don't know if it is lyrics or the title.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026
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One of the Carpenters' early hits, "(I Long to Be) Close to You."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (3ek7K)
I don't know if it is lyrics or the title.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (3ek7K)
Just like me, they long to be Close To You. Ladada.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary channeling the carpenters at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (vFG9F)
We saw it in the theater even.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (FrGmf)
Clones
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (V4IXI)
I don't know if it is lyrics or the title.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (3ek7K)
Close to you.
The Carpenters.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)
Everytime I refresh the page I see the tortoise face.
It does have a sweet looking face. It looks like he/she is smiling.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:51 PM (3ek7K)
"The phrase "dark side of the Moon" is really just an old, misleading way of saying "the side we can't see....astronomically speaking, there's no mysterious eternally dark hemisphere. Both sides get plenty of sunshine."
Posted by: runner
Dark as in "dark ages," I guess. Lack of knowledge, not lack of light.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 09:51 PM (VHUov)
That's a real shame. Sorry to hear it.
I know I have a good one when I take it into the German auto repair shop for oil changes, and he offers to buy it.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:52 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026
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He misses you. Wake up !
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026
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Big black Stirling has been doing that more often than not for the last couple of months. Fourteen pounds and he kicks me in the ribs as he leaps across me. And at 3:45 almost exactly every morning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:52 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:53 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (V4IXI)
Yeah. That was it. It was an OK film.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:53 PM (FrGmf)
In case you missed my comment to you earlier:
Ferragamo is now making sneakers.
As you are our resident fashionista, I thought you should know.
Posted by: Wenda at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (QNSS1)
Because of lunar libration, we see, over the long term, about 59% of the surface. There's libration in longitude and latitude and they have different periods. It takes about 6 years, and maybe as much as 18 yr (nodal precession cycle) to see all of that 59%.
Over the course of any few successive months, you'll come close to the 59% but not the full monty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (vFG9F)
Modern headlight are one metric fuckton brighter though. Better field of light as well. Sure, it looks like everyone's brights are on...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)
Yup, new lights are super bright. Harley always used the regular sealed beam headlights you found on cars, and eventually they switched to lights that use the H-4 halogen bulbs which you can change to even brighter ones, or switch them to an LED bulb. They are the same size as the regular sealed beam headlight so you can retro fit older bikes without changing the entire housing. Just pop out the sealed beam and put the new unit in. Because of that they fit the old classic muscle car. I'm soooo looking to do that, because those old sealed beams are absolutely frigging useless on that car. For $30 each I solve a huge problem.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (V4IXI)
Yeah. That was it. It was an OK film.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:53 PM (FrGmf)
I thought it was really good for a one man movie.
Sam Rockwell always brings it .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (V4IXI)
That's a real shame. Sorry to hear it.
I know I have a good one when I take it into the German auto repair shop for oil changes, and he offers to buy it.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026
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I'd bought two oil filters on FCPEuro and the proper oil at Walmart, all ready to go for the BMW's first oil change on my watch. The Buick didn't take that grade of oil. I traded the BMW stuff to my mechanic for my first change on the LaCrosse, so it all worked out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 09:55 PM (VHUov)
Handling: 0
Wear: 0
Price: The worst
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026
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When the time came, I was going to give the BMW regular tires and somehow find a spare to keep in the (frankly too small) trunk.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:56 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 09:56 PM (txZoB)
Sam Rockwell always brings it .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (V4IXI)
It was a much better than average film, for sure.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:57 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:44 PM (wzUl9)
I have two newer small SUVs with the super bright LEDs.
The low beams are very precise, if a bit wide. With no other cars on the road they do not even light up mail boxes, the posts but not high enough to light up the boxes.
That said, there are a LOT of MFers that run all their lights all the time. You can because if they are behind you there are harsh shadows and signs higher than mail boxes are lit up.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 09:58 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:58 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (w9Wax)
Blowin' Up Stuff Real Good Open Thread
This guy is funny. He's a good shot, so he must know about gun safety. But his familiarity breeds contempt. For example, can you spot which weapon-handling mistakes he's making in this video?
I've cued up these videos to the most explosive parts, but there's a lot of good stuff throughout them. Hunting oxygen tanks. Shooting an oxygen tank inside a car. Firing all four barrels of a four barrel shotgun at a watermelon at inadvisably close range. In one of the dumbest "tests" he does, he puts a grenade in an oven and then blasts it with a flamethrower for a minute (from a yard away, mind you) to see what happens. I don't know if this is real. There's a cut between the grilling of the grenade and the actual detonation. Shooting a crossbow bolt through spray propellant cans. A .50 cal Barrett versus propane and oxygen and acetylene tanks. Stay with this one until he takes the second shot, and then skip ahead to him shooting the other tanks. He takes another big second shot here, too. Shooting a whole bunch of propane and oxygen tanks with an M60. Can you blow up oxygen and propane tanks inside a van you've rigged to drive in a circle by shooting it with a .50 cal machine gun? I should warn you this one's a damp squib but it's fun watching the van get shot to pieces. In this one, he shoots at a Pepsi vending machine with ever-larger calibers. He only does real damage with the Barret and I think the .408. I've cued it up to the part after that, when he decides to just put a grenade in it. Can you explode an oxygen tank inside a safe with armor-piercing incendiary rounds?Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (n7rxJ)
I promise, I just said something very profound in the last thread.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Some were hanging out in LA.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 05:43 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 05:43 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 05:43 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 05:44 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Not me! I'd hate to break my string.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (cYBz/)
Hopefully they will have enough momentum to break Lunar orbit and return to Earth.
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That is the geocentric speed, their speed relative to the center of the Erf. It is indeed poking. It's selenocentric (or cythnionocentric) speed will be much higher, but they aren't reporting that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (w6EFb)
I'd hate to be anywhere near the answer.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (w6EFb)
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Yeah, I checked with Grok and it explained the actual orbital mechanics in more detail.
Everything seems to be going according to plan. The numbers just seem misleading.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 05:46 PM (ESVrU)
The toilet on the dark side of the moon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)
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"Honey, you'll never guess where I'm calling from!"
Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 05:44 PM (W2Pud)
"Where's The Kaboom? There Was Supposed To Be An Earth-Shattering Kaboom!" -- Marvin the Martian
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (S/Y4j)
It is 1:17 am in Tehran.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (mS8PE)
About an hour until loss of signal from Artemis as it goes behind the Moon from our perspective. The Deep Space Network can get through the Moon. That will last about 40 minutes
We should get some "earthset" followed by earthrise shots then.
BTW, from the POV of the Moon, it's now a waxing crescent Erf.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (w6EFb)
10 mm explosive tipped caseless, light armor piercing round, why?
Uhhhhhh...Apone! We can't have any firing in there!
Posted by: Nelly at April 06, 2026 05:48 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (w6EFb)
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That's when the aliens will make their move and replace the crew with cloned replicants.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 05:49 PM (ESVrU)
Sobering news tonight: the Iranians have captured a Teriaki Beef Stick. It is not expected to survive.
How does this diminish American prestige?
Posted by: This is CNN at April 06, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 06, 2026 05:50 PM (Nei6w)
https://is.gd/xSKPxr
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You'd think they'd have warning labels about that sort of thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 05:50 PM (ndZc7)
A Democratic activist says she is working with multiple women preparing to come forward with sexual harassment allegations against California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:51 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (S/Y4j)
"Where's The Kaboom? There Was Supposed To Be An Iran-Shattering Kaboom!" - President Donald Trump
(grin)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:52 PM (S/Y4j)
My hat is off to the boys at JPL managing the DSN. THis is the first time the DSN has supported a manned mission since Apollo.
Artemis gets priority above all for bandwidth, but we've got a shit ton of other spacecraft, such as Mars orbiters and rovers, Jupiter probes, and a bunch of others. The JPL boys are juggling all that. The live feed from Artemis is impressive in that context.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:52 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (DAuKx)
I've seen a ton of what I assume is AI SF. It has a nostalgic 30s 40s atmosphere where the Terrans are special compared to other aliens are making friends with alien kitten terrors.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)
Years before GenAI was good enough, the HFY subreddit was pumping out lots of awesome "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" stories -- mostly fiction, mostly sci-fi. Plenty of interest from real human writers in making that sort of content.
Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 05:52 PM (Sy6m/)
A Democratic activist says she is working with multiple women preparing to come forward with sexual harassment allegations against California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:51 PM (NtVYv)
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Yeah the CA dems are panicking because of the jungle primary and they are whipping out the artillery on Fartswell.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 05:52 PM (oqH4h)
We should get some "earthset" followed by earthrise shots then.
BTW, from the POV of the Moon, it's now a waxing crescent Erf.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (w6EFb)
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I read somewhere that there were plans to use inactive comm channels on the lunar observatory satellites orbiting the Moon as relay stations when the manned missions are out of direct contact with Earth.
Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 05:54 PM (rj6Yv)
IOW, media doing what they do best.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 05:54 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: SciVo
I used to read some of those. The one I liked best started getting really gay in world-breaking ways, so I gave up on it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 05:54 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:55 PM (NWwW8)
They did do a course correction burn yesterday late, just a smidge. After TLI, there was only .08% error in trajectory, and they were able to skip two of the planned course correction burns.
They are dead on course, everything on the bullseye.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:57 PM (w6EFb)
The creative types lean that way to begin with, and then they go on Reddit where it's a hypergay echo chamber of queers tugging on each others' no-no parts with nothing to check them. It's gonna get gay AF.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 05:57 PM (oqH4h)
How does this diminish American prestige?
Posted by: This is CNN
Clearly, they didn't grab it in a Buc-ee's. The patrons would have thrown the Iranians into the brisket ovens.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 05:57 PM (cYBz/)
We have captured American Pilots tube of toothpaste.
Posted by: Iran IRGC at April 06, 2026 05:58 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:58 PM (NWwW8)
Although the antiSwalwell op is assuredly a Porter op, I still have this to say for the gassy one
youtu.be/YAbYsxd3ADg
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 05:59 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 05:59 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)
They are dead on course, everything on the bullseye.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:57 PM (w6EFb)
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Which is mind-boggling considering the distances and tolerances required.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:00 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:00 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Callister Raine at April 06, 2026 06:00 PM (BT2zc)
I was a young adult when JFK was shot dead in Dallas, and this SNL thing makes me wonder. If we'd had short-news-cycle cable in 1963, and BlueSky and X and Reddit at our fingertips on our little devices, what would have been the reaction to half the country jumping with joy about the guy they did not vote for getting his brains blown out by a sniper?
What would you do today, if someone blew Trump's brains out and you witnessed dancing in the streets?
Would there be a slow boil and a civil war? Or would we all just chill?
Posted by: M. Gaga at April 06, 2026 06:01 PM (KiBMU)
/sarc
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:01 PM (NWwW8)
"It launches stuff."
(That dude might be an exceptionally knowledgable person relative to firearms. But, he, also, strikes me as the same type of person who said "WATCH THIS" quite a lot as a kid, and spent more than his fair share of time in the Emergency Room)
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 06:01 PM (dIske)
Depending on range, of course.
Or stupidity.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 06:03 PM (AkEZC)
MS Now is still on President Trump. Their 1.7 million viewers can't get enough I guess.
I also question their polling.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 06:04 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 06:04 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 06, 2026 06:04 PM (P5A9z)
"It launches stuff."
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If you have the land to use it, the Can Cannon is hilariously good fun.
Snap it onto an AR-15 lower, load up blanks, buy a couple cases of cheap soda and have your buddy standing next to you with a a shotgun waiting to yell "Pull!"
I may have personal experience.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)
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That would violate the Geneva Convention
Posted by: ... at April 06, 2026 06:05 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Callister Raine
hah I just saw that episode of the IT crowd.
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 06:05 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:06 PM (v+nOL)
I don't think it's rated for use as a grenade launcher tho
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 06:07 PM (1wjle)
This is another Foil in the Oven situation.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:08 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:08 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 06:09 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2026 06:09 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 06:07 PM (1wjle)
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I've been known to yell "hey y'all watch this" in my younger years more than a few times but no I wouldn't trust it to fire a live grenade far enough to not blow my junk off.
It will chuck a soda can about 100 yards though.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 06:09 PM (oqH4h)
Was anticlimactic; the gas just jetted out--no flame, no explosion.
Sad.
"Son, that's no way to treat Lady Propane" said Hank Hill.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 06:11 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:11 PM (Y1sOo)
This event is akin to two couples driving a model T cross country. Except the model T's commode wouldn't stop up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:11 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 06:11 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (19SAM)
@ScottPresler
BREAKING Maine’s Supreme Court ruled that expanding Ranked Choice Voting to general elections is unconstitutional!
This is a huge, massive, earthquake of a victory for the people of Maine.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (diia5)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Y1sOo)
/agreeably
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (RIvkX)
Can't get enthused about this next voyage to the New World. Columbus has been there and done that. -- Some guy c. 1500s.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:15 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2026 06:15 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:15 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Y1sOo)
Joe Biden is being considered for the crew of Artemis 3. He already knows how to use them.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 06:16 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:16 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: zombie Beach Boys at April 06, 2026 06:16 PM (0sNs1)
Ahh, Roger Houston, we’re about to lose all comms and OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2026 06:17 PM (u73oe)
Mission Control: Just shit in a bag and throw it out the window. Over.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:17 PM (TLp3A)
@ScottPresler
BREAKING Maine’s Supreme Court ruled that expanding Ranked Choice Voting to general elections is unconstitutional!
This is a huge, massive, earthquake of a victory for the people of Maine.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (diia5)
having it in any election is. One man one vote one person.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (FrGmf)
I'll take "More Stuff That the European Mind Can't Comprehend" for $600, Alex.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (FguBe)
Neil Armstrong and Buzz and some of the others actually joked about stuff like that, such as when he first stepped on the Moon. "That's one small step for a man, OMG! WHAT IS THAT THING!!!! AIEEEEEEE!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (FguBe)
I would be looking more at bullet construction than caliber if I was looking to punch holes in steel.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:19 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 06:20 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 06:20 PM (blKXD)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Y1sOo)
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Priority ONE for the next manned mission to/around the Moon is going to be a working toilet.
The crew should go on strike if it doesn't work.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:20 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 06:21 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Braenyard
I didn’t know the Model T came in an RV configuration.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:21 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Y1sOo)
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The chili cook off on the return trip has been canceled.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2026 06:22 PM (u73oe)
The 50 BMG is next.
The BMG didn't make it through. It did make a bump on the back side. The 408's a monster.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:22 PM (v+nOL)
I don't know if the toilet is completely down or not. The trouble is the waste water venting system now. The damn thing has been tending to freeze up and vents slow. Crapper's full problem.
They had Christina at one time giving detailed reports of the venting clouds she was seeing. They tried to turn the capsule so the vent was facing the sun to help de-ice it. That did increase the flow rate a little, but it's still too slow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:22 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
Didn’t she go to prison?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:23 PM (NWwW8)
What would you do today, if someone blew Trump's brains out and you witnessed dancing in the streets?
Would there be a slow boil and a civil war? Or would we all just chill?
Posted by: M. Gaga
I'd go to jail for expressing my 1st amendment freedom of speech in a kinetic fashion. Unless of course, my buddy was destroying any cellphone pointed at me. Then it would a beaten the fuck up retard's short term memory loss against my word.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 06, 2026 06:23 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:24 PM (3ek7K)
Lisa Nowak. She's in the private sector now, still in Houston area.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:24 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: SciVo
I used to read some of those. The one I liked best started getting really gay in world-breaking ways, so I gave up on it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 05:54 PM (a+4eV)
Reddit was a terrible venue, in part because The Deathworlders got so much fanfic that it took other pages to keep track of the complete list, then which ones were canon, and then the chronological reading order. And none of that kept track of which ones you'd already read, aside from your open tabs or the color of the hyperlink. Then "First Contact" was awesome but also getting confusing to follow on that terrible website, oh but I just remembered that he also put it on Royal Road so I should just re-read it from the start:
First Contact by Ralts Bloodthorne
royalroad.com/fiction/33726/first-contact
Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 06:24 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:24 PM (w6EFb)
Thanks. What a weird story that was.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:25 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Y1sOo)
Meh. They volunteered to be astronauts and for this mission.
Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 06:25 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 06:26 PM (aZm/F)
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Just saw this from the Redditard Report.
These guys are beyond insane.
They've dug through a Kentucky's worth of horseshit and they're still convinced the pony is hidden in there somewhere.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 06:26 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Well, what are they going to do with all the canned beans they brought?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:26 PM (NWwW8)
She would make a funny Interview at the very least.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:27 PM (TLp3A)
Well, what are they going to do with all the canned beans they brought?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Eat them anyway, and play 'Who can hang' the longest without gassing the crew capsule.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 06, 2026 06:28 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Julie and Captain Steubing at April 06, 2026 06:28 PM (DsA2n)
Artemis tracker here:
https://is.gd/Q35i96
The controls there take some getting familiar with, but you have earth, moon, and orion centered views with 3D rotation.
Max distance from earth will be around 7PM EDT, and they're about 100 miles from that now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:29 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:29 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:24 PM (w6EFb)
They expect results.
Posted by: Dr Ray Stanz at April 06, 2026 06:30 PM (zZu0s)
Oh, and then #2 function with toilet is working. It's the peeing that's the problem. They have to used the CCUs, the collapsible contingency urinals for that.
The engineering of the urine-air interface using capillary action to pull the urine away cost no telling how much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb)
Charlie [Kirk] was not holding the right together, he kept the donor class in check. He was a bulwark against total donor control. With him gone, the big money rules, and they all want Iran turned into Syria.
Apr 6, 2026 · 7:03 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 06:31 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:29 PM (3ek7K)
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Bridges and tunnels.
No, wait, that's not right...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:31 PM (RIvkX)
I didn’t know the Model T came in an RV configuration.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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https://tinyurl.com/47cpjvxv
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:31 PM (v+nOL)
You have access to Artemis mission controls?! Oh Noes! Just kidding…
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:31 PM (NWwW8)
Like, all the baboons got so thirsty to go drink the water, they gave away their secret hidey-hole, is that what happened?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 06:32 PM (HXT0k)
Unfortunately, due to bandwidth limitations, we can't view those in real time, so we'll have to wait until they return to Earth so that NASA can airbrush out the alien structures before releasing the images to the public.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:32 PM (ESVrU)
Sound like the Flomax prescribed by my urologist.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:32 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: epador at April 06, 2026 06:33 PM (uK/Du)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Eat them anyway, and play 'Who can hang' the longest without gassing the crew capsule.
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How about some beans, Mr. Taggert?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 06:33 PM (HXT0k)
Cerno talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:33 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:29 PM (3ek7K)
Hegseth said tonight will be lit. I'm hitting refresh on Tousi's channel like a crack-addled monkey.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:34 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 06:34 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:35 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:35 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:37 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:37 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)
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We'll figure out artificial gravity before we come up with a working zero-gee toilet solution.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:37 PM (ESVrU)
That terlit ain't worth a shit.
Posted by: fourseasons
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Toto Ltd, since 1917, should have been their contract.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:38 PM (v+nOL)
Drill baby drill
Posted by: Paul at April 06, 2026 06:38 PM (sH/fK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:39 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:39 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 06:40 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: FortWorthMike at April 06, 2026 06:40 PM (FNvF+)
-Mike Cernovich
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)
Earthset and LOS coming up in about 3 minutes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:40 PM (w6EFb)
What would the muslims do?
Also, next time, just take the one from the ISS.....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)
I saw a MUMR a few days ago.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 06:41 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:41 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:42 PM (RIvkX)
A Democratic activist says she is working with multiple women preparing to come forward with sexual harassment allegations against California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell.
Posted by: Hatari
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Shhhhhh!!!! The more Dems in that jungle primary, the better.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this is the work of Katie Porter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 06:42 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 06:42 PM (n7rxJ)
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Can you imagine the 4-year long hectoring I would get from Frau Governoress Porter?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 06:45 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ESVrU)
Better than an 'Event Horizon' situation.
Little light anal probing. Like a typical college Saturday night for these guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (S/Y4j)
And, loss of signal (LOS). That last view, even at that low bandwidth, and getting noisy, was beautiful. A thin crescent earth touching the eastern limb of the Moon. The arc of the crescent was such that there was a little dark spot in the middle as it was touching the lunar limb.
I can wait for the high resolution shots when they get back.
In 40 minutes, we'll have similar earthrise shots on the w
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (XuXeR)
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this is the work of Katie Porter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 06:42 PM (n7rxJ)
That's Mrs Porker to you
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 06:47 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (S/Y4j)
I thpught of that earlier. That would be funny.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)
You can even take a nap while you shit in your trousers.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 06:47 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)
Dats rayciss, colonyness, sexist and bigotinedted.
Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson, Knower Of All Thangs at April 06, 2026 06:47 PM (onPc6)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (FrGmf)
Yes, yes we are.
And I hope you're doing well.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:48 PM (Sco7b)
It's not very appealing to the naked eye either.
What tends to really pop-out are photos of when the terminator is near when there is some contrast generated by the shadows and the incidence angle doesn't washing else out.
Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 06:48 PM (jstR0)
Hegseth said tonight will be lit. I'm hitting refresh on Tousi's channel like a crack-addled monkey.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:34 PM (FrGmf)
___________
*cries out in despair*
Thousands of American forces are dead! How much longer will this slaughter go on?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:52 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:52 PM (FrGmf)
Seyed Abbas Araghchi
@araghchi
11h
Israeli-U.S. aggressors have bombed the MIT of Iran. This follows attacks on other universities.
1,400 years ago, Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said that even if knowledge was situated in the distant Pleiades, Iranians would be capable of attaining it.
Aggressors will see our might.
https://t.ly/--yYI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: ChupaMe at April 06, 2026 06:53 PM (a28MN)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 06:53 PM (Fbc0I)
Andrew McCarthy went looking for Astronaut Reid Wiseman's proposed "Carroll Crater", after his late wife:
https://is.gd/CPhXZG
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:53 PM (w6EFb)
Some people call me the Space Toilet.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 06, 2026 06:53 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:37 PM (ESVrU)
Put the astronaut and toilet on one end of a ridgid swing and have a suitable counterweight on a ridgid rod attached to the swing pointed in the opposite direction. Once the astronaut is comfortably seated, start spinning up the apparatus until sufficient “artificial gravity” has built up, and use the toilet as normal. Then when finished deaccelerate the apparatus until you have brought it to a stop. Do NOT stand up while the swing toilet is in motion or the Coriolis forces will probably make you spew from both ends. Since spinning up and spinning down the swing toilet will apply torques to the spacecraft, it might be optimal to pair counterrotating swing toilets that rotate simultaneously in opposite directions, even if two astronauts don’t need to go at the same time. Bonus: two seats, no waiting!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:54 PM (NWwW8)
Yes, yes we are.
And I hope you're doing well.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:48 PM (Sco7b)
___________
Eh, no. The Laurentian corridor perhaps and the Vancouver fagz, but there are lots of fine folks Up There.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:54 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 06:55 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 06:55 PM (+nEug)
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I can tell you've put some serious thought into this...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:55 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:56 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (tgvbd)
Seyed Abbas Araghchi
@araghchi
11h
Israeli-U.S. aggressors have bombed the MIT of Iran. This follows attacks on other universities.
1,400 years ago, Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said that even if knowledge was situated in the distant Pleiades, Iranians would be capable of attaining it.
Aggressors will see our might.
https://t.ly/--yYI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)
Laugh while you can, infidels! Tonight we will shoot down a SECOND fighter jet!
... or maybe a Canadian goose, I don't know ...
Posted by: Seyed Abbas Araghchi at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (9vFyc)
--Cerno talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.
I don't know if Cerno is a interesting guy so to speak....but he engaged in X bracketed artillery fire. Makes some good points and had a dependable group of X reposters to amplify his better commentary. He definitely gets the (mostly) the social/political flow of things so I'll give him that.
But he did go insane during COVID and wrote a Bang. A Tranny article that was weird.
He is definitely a guy with thoughts.
Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (aC6Ma)
-Mike Cernovich
141 Who is Cernovich? Is he one of the Groypers?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
He's is an IflUEnzER!!! with vewy DERP thots. He's fishing for engagement. Clicks must be dropping.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 06:58 PM (sAmhv)
Can you imagine the 4-year long hectoring I would get from Frau Governoress Porter?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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You'd get it worse than me because you're of the XY persuasion, but we'd both suffer under her governance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 06:59 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (aC6Ma)
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The right has a lot of engagement farmers now, people who have no real conviction, who fake turning on Trump for rage bait, who police others, or decry policing, and it's just very boring.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 06, 2026 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Hadrian, how are you and HM and the dogs?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:56 PM (FrGmf)
____________
HM and The Big Dummy return tomorrow after three weeks on the road. Busy morning tomorrow getting ready for their arrival. Bed clothes washed, bed made, soup prepared, house tidied up, etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: man
>Imma eat some raisin bran for some sexy time!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Some were hanging out in LA.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 05:43 PM (/lPRQ)
Nobody Walks In L.A.
Posted by: Missing Persons at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:55 PM (ESVrU)
Totally off the cuff, although I did teach the senior level mechanics course for years when I taught physics for the university.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (NWwW8)
That's Mrs Porker to you
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
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lol hadn't heard that one yet and I don't know why it never occurred to me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Human Centipede Oroborus at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (3uBP9)
What a stupid word.
They say anything for money.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (3ek7K)
sounds like Influencees instead.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
You are a good person. I enjoy hearing about your doggehs.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (FrGmf)
Nobody wants that job.
"People avoid us in the cafeteria."
"They hang the little pine trees around my desk."
"The janitors won't even pick up our wastebaskets."
"They have assigned us a separate refrigerator for our lunches"
Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (jstR0)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM
What are we, liver paté?
Posted by: Yaks in the Café at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)
Influencers,
What a stupid word.
They say anything for money.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (3ek7K)
Thought leaders. Also another gay and retarded title of recent coinage.
Posted by: All thought leaders will spend a night in the box at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
and, gorgeous scenery and natural resources and Canadians that just want to live a peaceful, happy life.
Posted by: old chick at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (F3Dlr)
And HM will be gone almost the entire month of May. Lawrence, KS, then Omaha for the National Specialty, then Kalamazoo for the Midwest Borzoi Club specialty, then Oklahoma City.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (tgvbd)
Can you imagine the 4-year long hectoring I would get from Frau Governoress Porter?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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You'd get it worse than me because you're of the XY persuasion, but we'd both suffer under her governance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Yes. My governor is CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists (VA).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (sAmhv)
Influencers,
What a stupid word.
They say anything for money.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (3ek7K)
It is a stupid word, made all the more stupid is that nearly 10 times out of 10 I find one of these so-called (fake word) is someone I have NEVER heard of. Thus, as I like to say, if that word is used to describe you, or worse, if that word is a word you use to describe yourself, your influence is ZERO.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:54 PM (tgvbd)
Actually my area is pretty good. Farming community.
Easter egg hunt yesterday.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (+nEug)
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The only people worth watching and following these days are ones whose income is completely independent of social media. If they do get revenue, the source has to be clear. I like watching some of the China channels because their schtick is just to tell you stuff, when when they rattle the cup, they are up front about it, and lay out how their money is earned. I can respect that.
I'm sick to death of "principled conservatives" who will reverse themselves on key issues multiple times in obvious plays for enagement.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)
Can you imagine the 4-year long hectoring I would get from Frau Governoress Porter?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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You'd get it worse than me because you're of the XY persuasion, but we'd both suffer under her governance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Yes. My governor is CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists (VA).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (sAmhv)
CONSUMED DEMOCRACY RETURNS A SOCIALIST REGIME
Posted by: Slayer at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: The Diceman at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 06:47 PM (Fbc0I)
Warm and moist. Well, at least for a little while.
Posted by: Jumpin Joe Biden, Shitter At Large at April 06, 2026 07:05 PM (onPc6)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: miguel cervantes at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
and, gorgeous scenery and natural resources and Canadians that just want to live a peaceful, happy life.
Posted by: old chick at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (F3Dlr)
Who cares?
Posted by: PM Mark Carney at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)
Sad to say, it's only the America-hating trash abroad we hear from, influenced by their state-run media. The nice folks, the ones you can sit down and chat with over a beer, never are heard of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (tgvbd)
My bitch is being shown in Kalamazoo that weekend, as well. All five days. Just needs four points along with a major to finish.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 07:07 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:54 PM
If one is empty, you would need to compensate for lack of ass.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:07 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: miguel cervantes at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (bXbFr)
If the thought leaders thought he was humoring donors they would have been wearing ties and sitting at the table with him.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)
Sad to say, it's only the America-hating trash abroad we hear from, influenced by their state-run media. The nice folks, the ones you can sit down and chat with over a beer, never are heard of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026
I have run into those types plenty in Canada. I talk lots of trash about Canada but I have always had a good time up there and the people there have been bloody awesome every time I have been there.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (aC6Ma)
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The right has a lot of engagement farmers now, people who have no real conviction, who fake turning on Trump for rage bait, who police others, or decry policing, and it's just very boring.
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As stated above I can appreciate his social/political commentary. It's at least semi-consistent whether I agree with it or not. He was a "Mano Sphere" guy kinda before all that really started and hit the MAGA train hard when it was leaving the station. But his Mano-Manliness ended with COVID, he went mask Nazi and COVID shot crazy....then kind of just pretends it never happened and went back to the Maniless ManoStuff.
I find the history of these types/groups more interesting (mostly) than the actual commentary.
Poso and all those guys....boring. rosaries, pizza hut, cryptic messages. Release th Epstein files but go out and oil up Bannonsteins inner thighs.
What a time to be alive
Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (aC6Ma)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 06:55 PM (XuXeR)
Ha! That only lasted a few years. Haven't seen anything with Olestra for some time.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)
If we need "thought leaders", NO ONE is thinking.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)
Oh, so you'd invite CBD over for some light home maintenance?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:10 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)
Oh, so you'd invite CBD over for some light home maintenance?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (zZu0s)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CBD'S SOLUTION TO AN EASY FIX IS TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!
Posted by: Ben Rothelisberger at April 06, 2026 07:12 PM (zZu0s)
Thought leaders. Also another gay and retarded title of recent coinage.
Posted by: All thought leaders will spend a night in the box at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (TbWk/)
Or anything - anything - with the word "provider". Or even by itself.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:12 PM (hJH5n)
Put a dummy weight in the empty side or ask a volunteer to “go along for the ride”. You know, the “buddy system”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:12 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:52 PM (tgvbd)
I knew an ass-clown in grad school who said the most appropriate response to Pearl Harbor was the United States issuing an apology to the Japanese, and then promptly make money off of them and the Germans by selling them anything they wanted.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:15 PM (hJH5n)
...and the fun BEGINS!!!!"
-Alien jumping space spiders that have been waiting and waiting.
Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 07:16 PM (jstR0)
How to piss off every housewife in the neighborhood, circa 1950s.
Monday (laundry day). Freshly washed clothes hanging on clothesline outside to dry. Small fire. Mayonnaise jar with a little water. Throw handful of calcium carbide pellets into bottom of jar with water. Screw on lid. Throw in fire. Run like hell.
Large rolling, black-tinged fireball. 2 to 6 inch greasy string of soot drifting across and settling on hanging clothes.
Yeah, we could be little pricks.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (0r3iH)
The big safety violation in the grenade vs frozen lake vid is of course, screwing around with grenades. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is NOT your friend.
But he pulled the pin first, then struggled to stuff the grenade in the launcher while trying to avoid dropping the boom baseball. Bad juju. You stuff the grenade in first, just enough to hold the spoon, THEN pull the pin and launch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 08:46 PM (y9nCu)
Iran Rejects Cease-Fire Proposal
Iran Rejects Latest Cease-Fire Proposal, Wants Permanent End to War
Iran has rejected a new cease-fire proposal from the United States, insisting instead on a permanent end to the conflict along with firm guarantees against future attacks, according to the state-run Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA). The decision, announced on April 6, comes just hours before U.S. President Donald Trump’s deadline for Tehran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or face potential strikes on key infrastructure, including power plants and bridges. Iran communicated its response through Pakistan, signaling that it is unwilling to accept a temporary pause in hostilities. “We won’t merely accept a ceasefire,” Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour, head of Iran’s diplomatic mission in Cairo, said in remarks to The Associated Press. “We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.”
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 04:22 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (HXT0k)
I think President Trump will be more than happy to accommodate them.
Enjoy living in the stone age, savages...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (ESVrU)
If you don't ever mess with us, either directly or through intermediaries you fund, we won't attack you.
I'm guessing they won't accept that one, either.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: epador at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (glA7p)
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (/d4WW)
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I find it humorous that the mouthpiece for Iran is a low level functionary with his ass safely parked in Egypt.
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 04:26 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (Vpqw1)
Boy, those bankers in London sure are smart negotiators!
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (Cuw0G)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (/lPRQ)
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Your proposal is ACCEPTED
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (RIvkX)
Well, their chief mullah is gay and in a coma, at best.
Their tippy top of the IRGC leadership is dead.
It's really not about "Iran" agreeing or not. It's about which surviving commander is agreeing and how much he controls.
It's always going to end with one IRGC commander deciding to make a deal and then killing the others.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (n17eQ)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOOM! Fuck off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 04:29 PM (lCppi)
LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 04:22 PM (HXT0k)
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America doesn't have a single base left in the region. Got all blowed up on day 3 of the conflict.
Thousands of Americans dead which the government is keeping hush hush.
Iran state media told me so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:29 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: NPR at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (XE5AP)
We saw over the weekend what can happen if they collect in a bunch where we can get at them.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (OoFl2)
As the old joke goes,
You're not here for the hunting, are you?
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 04:31 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 04:26 PM (3ek7K)
Call me crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
(Sorry, 90s-00s nostalgia has been flooding my media space lately, on the assumption that I must have been a BSB fan because of my gender and birthdate. I wasn't, BTW.)
Posted by: pookysgirl liked rock music at April 06, 2026 04:31 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:29 PM (mdSmG)
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I heard it from Tucker, Glenn, and Hassan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 04:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:29 PM (mdSmG)
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I heard it from Tucker, Glenn, and Hassan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 04:31 PM (RIvkX)
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They're the same picture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:31 PM (mdSmG)
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Your proposal is ACCEPTED
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (RIvkX)
I heard that the head of the Iran mission in Lebanon won't leave his building despite the country telling him to leave.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:32 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 04:32 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: fourseasons
Maybe the chick astronaut will. The guys will checking out whose boobs they can see from space.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (kdpJ5)
Just not seeing that happen.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (0N4FZ)
Please no more talk about blowing up power stations and other civilian-needed infrastructure. We can finish wiping out the regime quickly enough without that.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (YwWCT)
For all they know, he could be planning to release our rat king-level infestation of leftists into their country.
Now, you wanna talk about war crimes and reducing them back to the stone age?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (HXT0k)
Weren't you the janitor last week?
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (Cuw0G)
I hope the Prez goes for REAL regime change, whether he says so publicly or not.
Mahyar Tousi on TousiTV (ewe toob) is excited and optimistic; he says a hefty majority of the Iranian civilians want the mass-murdering rapey lunatics GONE.
Now, if they can just get those guns from the Kurdish separatists... (that is actually a mess; the guns were supposed to go to the Iranian resistance)
Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (reMys)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (pDt9x)
They may be retards but they're just acting on pattern recognition.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (Cuw0G)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (kdpJ5)
its closer to those cluster of girls calling all the other girls 10s. If you want to give up and say so, the other ones will turn on you. Unless you can get away without noticing, you try and look just as zealous as the others.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:35 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:32 PM (8avO+)
Honestly, I can't blame the guy. I wouldn't want to leave my building either.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 04:35 PM (N1DT3)
(Crossing fingers)
Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 04:35 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (19SAM)
Posted by: Chuckles at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (DAuKx)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (reMys)
the information that the WSO was found/not found/in hiding/ returned was from a series of reports that had the IRGC running around and eventually into an ambush.
I am wondering if the reports of the weapons being held up by the Kurds is more of this misdirection
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (rbvCR)
2 C 130s were supposed to land on civilian road unload 4 little birds who would fly to pick up the 2nd crew member of the shot gown F15.
They picked the im up
Neither C130 could take off
Had to fly in 2 casa. STOL aircraft to pull out the men
Leaving 2 C130s and 4 little birds behind yo be later destroyed
Def not a Tom Clancy level operation
Posted by: Paul at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (6JLMP)
Pretty typical of us in Iran, but this time the C130s didn't collide with each other and kill a bunch of people.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:37 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (pDt9x)
Red Storm Rising was fun though. Have to reread that as it has been about 30 years since I read it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 04:37 PM (zZu0s)
We find those terms acceptable. Should take another month.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 04:37 PM (vbXSk)
It’s rich they think they can demand we promise not to attack.
You first, jerks.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 04:37 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Oldcat
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High body count. At the CIA deception point there's Iranian clip, pieces on the ground, a few intact bodies. Statement: they're all dead.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:38 PM (koh6z)
Every neighborhood where elites live should have every powerplant near it destroyed, every bridge, every highway, etc etc
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:38 PM (pDt9x)
Ok, that's funny right there.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)
No way he was going to f$&@ up the rescue.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (4KUe5)
Ok, that's funny right there.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)
trust me bro, I'm a diplomat!
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (vFG9F)
US: Ok!
Iran: Ha ha! Now we will continue to develop nukes and long range missiles that can reach the US! You're doomed, stupid infidels! Ha ha!
US: Dang! Guess we can't do nuthin now. We agreed.
Posted by: Earth: The Final Season at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (qUkBO)
This war would have never started if we just released the Epstein files back in December like the DOJ was required to do. Trump should be in prison, yet he’s in the Whitehouse in way over his head and is going to get our service men and women killed. All because our president is an *alleged* sexual predator. This is an absolute travesty.
I think trump was expecting iran to have a shitty military like Iraq and Afghanistan. Iran has a real military that's scoring some big kills. Trump is still in denial.
They declined terms because that allows USA and Israel breathing room to plan and most importantly produce and restock interceptor missiles and other measures.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (19SAM)
Though the IRGC and the government might be bitter ender hardcases, I think part of the problem is that once they let pressure off, they foresee themselves hanged from construction cranes by their good citizens who they have oppressed for near on 50 years.
This puts a bit of spine into the ones that think about rapprochement
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (Ia/+0)
I can see why the remnant of the Iranian government would find it impossible to surrender. They are probably dead meat on a stick if they do. And their entire legitimacy and existence since 1979 has involved opposing the Little and Great Satans, and never backing down.
And who knows? Their demoralization and sabotage efforts in the US might pay off, if they can hold out long enough. It's a long shot, but it's all they've got.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (HLgI3)
Posted by: Press Conference at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (koh6z)
Well, not if they die first.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (n7rxJ)
Never mind. I did not say that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others"
Something got in the whey.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (XX/Pw)
I heard the quick analysis recently: Iran understands chess deeply, Persians invented it. The problem is that the US plays Texas Hold'em.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)
This is almost sensible, except it means that we get to keep bombing them and killing the leadership daily. And we can restock missiles anyway.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:43 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (vFG9F)
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet...
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at April 06, 2026 04:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 04:44 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 04:44 PM (XMwZJ)
I heard the quick analysis recently: Iran understands chess deeply, Persians invented it. The problem is that the US plays Texas Hold'em.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (rbvCR)
Except Trump hasn't moved a pawn, he's just killed the king, 2 bishops, and both knights with air power.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)
https://tinyurl.com/r4jpzmzr
among other things, the mountain top where they did all this, was less than five miles from a city of 2.5 million. There was lots of people trying to get up that mountain. They did not get up that mountain.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 04:44 PM (w/O5Q)
Neither a fortress nor a virgin can hold out for long, once they begin to negotiate. - Ben Franklin
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (y9nCu)
Apparently, at least one Redditor reads the comments here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (0sNs1)
Give them what they want.
What do they want?
Death.
Posted by: Press Conference
But if you kill them, you'll just create more! Better give them what they want instead.
Posted by: Braindead Leftist at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (W2Pud)
TBH this war will only end when Iran's elites feel the pain.
Every neighborhood where elites live should have every powerplant near it destroyed, every bridge, every highway, etc etc
Posted by: 18-1
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For the elites? More pain than that, I would think.
By the way, do they have any place where they can go hang out in leisure and luxury, like Hamas in Qatar? Or are they stuck in Iran? (I mean, except for the fact that it would be VERRYYY difficult for them to slip out right now.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others"
Something got in the whey.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (vFG9F)
it's not like they have similar addresses. Tousi even said that Trump has been arming Iranians the entire time.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 04:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 04:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Kindltot
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We flip up the chess board and bomb them some more?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:46 PM (koh6z)
Seriously, you have no idea what you’re talking about with the Epstein stuff, and look even sillier after dismissing it for years back when it could have hurt Hillary’s presidency and Bills legacy.
Here’s a tip: check out how close Reid Hoffman was to Epstein. Google Clinton family visits to his New Mexico ranch. Go on, do it, while the rest of us discuss current events.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 04:46 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (XMwZJ)
"Army of Darkness" really was a fun horror movie. Great effects. Saw it Saturday.
But in many ways, isn't it really the story of President Trump and Iran?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (Sco7b)
It was Jimmy Carter who ousted the Shah, with a big assist from France.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (YwWCT)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (XuXeR)
Parts of them did.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
This is almost sensible, except it means that we get to keep bombing them and killing the leadership daily. And we can restock missiles anyway.
Posted by: Oldcat
That last point is the real key. We can keep striking with other munitions if we need to rebuild stockpiles of something. Hell, if we needed to, we could just sail away for a bit to restock...it's not like the Iranians have any ability to project power regionally at this point, let alone globally.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (HLgI3)
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That's exactly what they are betting on. They want "international pressure" from the people they sell oil to to be applied to the USA to stop the attacks.
They also want the Islamists in the USA government (mostly Dems) to apply political pressure to President Trump to get him to back off.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others"
Something got in the whey.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM
An excellent casein point.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)
It didn't imply that was a problem for us, it is a problem for Iran because they are getting hit from directions they didn't expect to exist.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (n17eQ)
Trump calls Hegseth: Well, Pete, we tried. Release the Peeps.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (ExV1e)
it's not like they have similar addresses. Tousi even said that Trump has been arming Iranians the entire time.
Posted by: Oldcat
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If they were armed they would be shooting.
They aren't shooting.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (koh6z)
Give them what they want.
What do they want?
Death.
Brings to mind the famous quote from an al-Queda leader after 9/11: "The Americans love Pepsi-Cola, we love death."
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
I like the way you think.
Posted by: Dan Rather at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (pDt9x)
By the way, do they have any place where they can go hang out in leisure and luxury, like Hamas in Qatar? Or are they stuck in Iran? (I mean, except for the fact that it would be VERRYYY difficult for them to slip out right now.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (n7rxJ)
Their problem is once they don't own Iran even their 'friends' don't have much use for them -- say Russia or China. Hiding in a weak country like Qatar is a non starter. The first Ayatollah was kicking his heels in Turkey and Iraq before the revolution.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Enola Gay at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Oldcat
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If they were armed they would be shooting.
They aren't shooting.
Probably because they don't want to be mistaken for the bad guys.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:50 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)
What planet do these people live on?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 04:50 PM (N1DT3)
They aren't shooting.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (koh6z)
not if they are training.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:50 PM (vFG9F)
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a Show with everything but Yul Brynner...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:51 PM (XuXeR)
-
Then let the final obliteration commence.
We have tolerated the existence of the islamic republic for far too long.
Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2026 04:51 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (vFG9F)
The two MH-6 Little Bird helos that were destroyed in-place were flown-in on one or more C-130s. Not joking. It's SOP for SpecOps. Some of the main rotor blades are removed, the remainder folded-back along the tail boom, and in they go. Trump said it only took 10 minutes to reassemble them after they were pushed out of the C-130s. Those tiny helos do not have aerial refueling capability, so were no doubt left behind when they were running out of time to get out of Dodge. Didn't have time to refuel them or disassemble and get them into C-130s.
A good explainer, with photos -
https://tinyurl.com/y6s2xvk8
Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 04:51 PM (5rh/l)
I think trump was expecting iran to have a shitty military
These idiot commies don't understand, iran DOES have a shitty military. But it's unrealistic to expect that we could kick the shit out of them without losing some assets or more importantly, losing some lives. It's war, it's baked into the cake, and I'm pretty sure that Trump knows that.
We could have lost 10 times the people or equipment and it still would have been a world-class epic curbstomping of the mullahs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 04:51 PM (y9nCu)
Dude, commenting with an erection is a bit declasse'.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM (Riz8t)
Forgive me for saying so but, isn't usually the party that is NOT getting their asses kicked that gets what they want during a negotiation?
Unless of course there is a Democratic administration in the White House.
Posted by: Wang Chung at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM (gKWVE)
Bold plan Cotton. Let's see if it works.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)
What planet do these people live on?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 04:50 PM (N1DT3)
They're the Klingons around Uranus.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM (ynpvh)
Trump said we gave guns and ammo to the Kurds to distribute to the Iranian people but it never got distributed. (The Kurds deny this).
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (pDt9x)
London. If memory serves, Kier Starmer has said that they are welcome in the UK. He was wearing a burka at the time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
OT but yeesh what I'm seeing on YouTube these days. Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI. I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)
What planet do these people live on?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
I was trying to come up with a "we've got them right where we want them" analogy, but I can't think of a beat down this one-sided to use. We've lost more aircraft to friendly fire than enemy action...after 5+ weeks of non-stop strikes across their whole country.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (JCZqz)
"And your plan is to blackmail this person?
Good luck"
/negotiations
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (OoFl2)
This brings to mind something Allahpundit (spit) said a long time ago: Iran isn't irrational, it's arational. It really does think everything is leading up to that 12th imam crawling out of his well. That's the only way to explain how it's still acting like it holds all the cards.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (kdpJ5)
This is correct.
It's basically a stronger version of the Democrats/Libtards?Commie version of the "Arc of History" and "Reality is Progressive" silliness.
They're going to win no matter how insane their ideas are because, they conform to the "Arc of History".
With the Shia running Iran, everything conforms to the emergence of the 12th Iman as foretold by god himself.
So, yep, as long as they keep fighting they will win or so they believe.
You'd think they accept the reality of their defeat by now but nope. The government officials may have to be killed right down to the last man and woman.
To be honest, I'm kinda shocked that some ambitious lower functionary hasn't fragged the leadership by now.
A lieutenant's revolution so to speak.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (LxER7)
That's exactly what they are betting on. They want "international pressure" from the people they sell oil to to be applied to the USA to stop the attacks.
They also want the Islamists in the USA government (mostly Dems) to apply political pressure to President Trump to get him to back off.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Two failure points: Trump told the world, here's the oil, I don't need it come and take it, please.
And they didn't.
Democrats have turned their pressure points into a clownship.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (rbvCR)
The problem is that Iran has 3 pawns and a king whereas the US are 12 queens (but enough about the men in Congress), a king, and the US military.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)
I also see peeps using AI to make new songs about the oppression in the UK.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)
Tent sales will be thru the roof!
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
I like the way you think.
Posted by: Dan Rather at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (JCZqz)
Hey, I'm just stipulating I don't have the vernacular or hands on experience to call bullshit. Also, I am not receiving a paycheck from CBS through their publicly licensed use of the airways. You can boycott all my advertisers if it makes you feel better.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (w/O5Q)
My daughter is a programmer and says AI is okay for small, discrete tasks, but turns into a giant CF (my words) for larger tasks.
The problem for her and other programmers is that it's just going to keep getting better.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)
Allah's will?
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (vFG9F)
A lieutenant's revolution so to speak.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (iJfKG)
If they get too many of them in one place, we drop an airstrike on them.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 04:56 PM (loAPd)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
UK has not declared the IRCG a terrorist organization. Queer Kier is saving some rent boys for them.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 04:57 PM (3q1Kc)
Good luck"
Could you repeat that in Albanian please?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)
Ambitious types are already the leaders. Or dead. One feature of tribes is leadership calcification....
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:57 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
You assholes didn't give ME any credit back when I said it, but now that this Orange Asshole says it, it's cool? And during my funeral of all times!??!?!
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at April 06, 2026 04:57 PM (JCZqz)
Iran has confirmed that US AC-130 Gunships have been broadcasting 24/7 the "Kami Cackling" ..
It has caused vomiting, severe headaches, joint pain, and hemorrhoids...
President Trump responded by saying.......
"Suck it up Goat Fuckin Ragheads"....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 06, 2026 04:57 PM (5dWeS)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 04:56 PM (loAPd)
now that would be a genocide.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (8avO+)
Ayatollahs in hell want ice water. They aren't getting that either.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (4NO2D)
Translators did it to themselves. They're nearly all nose ring women with bright green hair now. There was a recent incident where characters in a Japanese anime said "Merry Christmas" in English and the American translator changed it to "Happy Holidays" and inserted a Kwanzaa reference. X's auto-translate has proven that Grok can do idiomatic Japanese/English translation at a large scale.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ian S.
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Kurds are saving the guns for the Turks.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (koh6z)
There are limits...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (XuXeR)
I think most commercials nowadays are AI. Watch one and see if you can tell. It will make you wonder.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (pDt9x)
London. If memory serves, Kier Starmer has said that they are welcome in the UK. He was wearing a burka at the time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
His goat furry costume was at the cleaners....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 04:59 PM (S/Y4j)
The first Ayatollah was kicking his heels in Turkey and Iraq before the revolution.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)
Until Saddam kicked him out of the country about a year before the revolution. He spent that time in France...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Archimedes
fat i mirë
That's at least what Google translate says. I can confirm mirë is good lol
Posted by: Military Moron at April 06, 2026 04:59 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 04:59 PM (loAPd)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:59 PM (vFG9F)
There are limits...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (XuXeR)
Parler still exists?? I had an account in 2020 then J6 happened and the whole thing seemed to disappear…. I thought the earth swallowed it up
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (Wmg4n)
One is that Kurds were moving into Iran to engage the IRGC with small arms. (Don't you DARE misinterpret that.)
The other is that ISIS in Iraq was moving into Iran to help massacre the Iranian people.
Is there anything to either of those rumors?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Military Moron at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)
At least in the case of programmers, these decisions are being made by the army of foreign born CEOs and is going to bite the US, if not the world, in the ass.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)
The next AI target is authors. Probably backed by the Big 5 so they don't have to pay writers. AI books, all royalties to the house.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (DAuKx)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ian S
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Read that the Japanese and American meat eaters have become fast friends after Musk's translator enabled Japanese/English.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (koh6z)
There are limits...
NO THERE AREN'T!
Why settle for the Lesser Evil?
Send AOC without a Burka to give Political Lectures.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (h4n6w)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: the lower depths at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (PrKv7)
Posted by: Pawl at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (vFG9F)
And....it's the Iranians, not Trump, who have the Hormuz closed.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (kGdxl)
Not willing to help.
Want this to drag out for political points.
Want the US to experience defeat.
President Trump is right. Take everything out and let the progtards rebuild.
Grok said Iran exported about 2.2 million barrels of oil a day, mainly to China. Opec is near capacity but at high enough prices, that can be made up over a while.
Gas is still cheaper than the $5.02 under Biden, which was 'totally not his fault' according to the lefties. Covid! Russia!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (Sco7b)
Not that many programmers are being replaced by AI. Many of us, in fact, are using AI as a jetpack and being more productive. But CEOs are using AI as the new excuse du jour in order to cut down the excessive hiring that occured during Covid when it was assumed people would be kept locked up and consuming product forever.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM
I've. Got. A galaxy. To save. I don't. Have time. For this sh*t!
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2026 05:03 PM (xvV+O)
Maybe that Redditor idiot didn't get the memo...the first batch of Epstein files were release on Dec. 19, 2025.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 05:03 PM (XMwZJ)
>>The problem for her and other programmers is that it's just going to keep getting better.
The main problem for ai right now is holding context for very large codebases.
I think they have gotten it up to 1 million lines of code for two weeks.
Once it can get to say 20 million lines of code and multiple months of context, most programmers will be out of a job.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 05:03 PM (elfcD)
It can, I've seen it myself. Far more than just meat eating, too. The Japanese also like to insult Communists.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (2ocoG)
Who wants a TACO? I SURE DO!
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-SaveDaWorldTakeTheGun
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (h4n6w)
Is there anything to either of those rumors?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (GD2xa)
I heard Tousi TV mention them calling for allies in Iraq and Pakistan to come into the country.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)
So says the CEOs of AI companies.
It'll never understand the code or what it's trying to accomplish. It can only parrot what it thinks is the most likely set of words to achieve the prompt.
As more and more of the codebase becomes AI generated, it will get worse. And worse. And worse. And there won't be humans capable of figuring out WTF is happening.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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We are entering the Second Industrial Revolution.
It's going to get radical, hold on to your hat, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (Av6i5)
There are limits...
NO THERE AREN'T!
Why settle for the Lesser Evil?
Send AOC without a Burka to give Political Lectures.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (h4n6w)
Stacy Abrams in a G-string bikini to double their coverage.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:05 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM
Even David Hogg T-Rexesque arms are better than no arms!
* sob *
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 05:05 PM (0sNs1)
MS Now...I do the watching so you don't have to.
"Trump's profane Iran post raises questions about mental fitness.'
They need fainting couches.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)
Well, I know only one way to guarantee that. Total abject destruction of your entire country it is, then.
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 05:05 PM (rsRnr)
Posted by: Braindead Leftist at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (JCZqz)
If there is anything the last 47 years of dealing with these asshats has taught us, it is the complete stupidity of that statement. Whenever we (or Israel) have kicked their asses, recruiting drops. Dramatically. To the point where they have to sweep through villages and round up kids to make them soldiers for Allah. When they have success, and the west (think Democrats) do nothing, recruiting goes up for them.
Nobody joins a losing side.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 05:05 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (ExV1e)
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Indians are inherently lazy, short-sighted circle-talkers who make decisions by the seat of their pants with a heavy dose of caste-system bullshit thrown in for good measure?
Nahhhhhhhhh
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 05:06 PM (oqH4h)
Sorry, wrong answer. We will continue bombing, now 20,000 targets.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
MAGAfada
Posted by: Tim William McFall at April 06, 2026 05:06 PM (OXWQ1)
The Men Who Built America, it's a watch.
Find out the sequence and watch it in order.
Not too long ago it could be cherry picked from Bing for free.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 05:07 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (DAuKx)
I've seen a ton of what I assume is AI SF. It has a nostalgic 30s 40s atmosphere where the Terrans are special compared to other aliens are making friends with alien kitten terrors.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Caleb and Alec For Shriners at April 06, 2026 05:09 PM (oftw2)
Authorities in Long Beach have launched an investigation after possible human remains were found during an Easter egg hunt Sunday.
Police were called to DeForest Park on the 5900 block of De Forest Avenue at approximately 5 p.m. after a family looking for eggs found what appeared to be a small skull in the ground.
Aerial footage obtained by Fox11 shows what appears to be a skull protruding out of the ground with authorities nearby as they clear the scene.
Family members told CBS that along with the small skull, which they think belongs to a child, there were other small bones nearby.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 05:09 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ExV1e)
Until it can isolate likely reasons for an issue, from its innate knowledge of the design, it won't replace programmers. It takes time to reach that level of familiarity, then to find out how to verify it.
I've reached that level with multiple codebases, for different employers. It isn't easy, but it makes the difference in how long a system is down.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:09 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: the lower depths at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (PrKv7)
Won't matter that much. Put writers out of business, no money lost to real people.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 05:09 PM (cp7vR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ExV1e)
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Yeah, it's a recursive loop of GIGO.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 05:10 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (ExV1e)
Oracle is in hot water for its recent layoffs, and simultaneous bids for large swaths of H1B visas.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:10 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Something something "coyote ugly."
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 05:11 PM (NVsxt)
So, basically, end the war or win it without hurting anyone.
Go to hell.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 05:11 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: the geico gekko at April 06, 2026 05:11 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)
I also see peeps using AI to make new songs about the oppression in the UK.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)
This is my favorite:
Sun All Year Round – Remigration Farewell (Amelia Meme Song)
https://youtu.be/hSm3zQG5K2g
Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 05:11 PM (Sy6m/)
OT but yeesh what I'm seeing on YouTube these days. Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI. I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)
Any time there is technical innovation, it brings disruption in the workforce...it sucks during the adjustment time...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 05:12 PM (tOcjL)
hmm. might be better than agile.
not that i'm bitter or anything.
Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 05:13 PM (oY6Yp)
I'm pretty certain that they have nothing to bargain with, except unconditional surrender and regimen change.
I think Israel has some reliable intel to consider in this situation
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 05:13 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:14 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: the lower depths at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (PrKv7)
Won't matter that much. Put writers out of business, no money lost to real people.
i just want to remind everyone that george orwell foresaw the prole novel-writing machines back in '48.
Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 05:14 PM (oY6Yp)
https://youtu.be/hSm3zQG5K2g
Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 05:11 PM (Sy6m/)
A Million Amelias is catchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B4524ot5BM
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)
...
Well, I know only one way to guarantee that. Total abject destruction of your entire country it is, then.
And this was the only thing Japan and Germany understood either, something, like such satire, which is lost upon the Noodle Headed Macaroni that he has any chance whatsoever against Russia, but is willing to sacrifice 100's of millions to set up another Vichy regime.
Even as so many waves of Terror appear over the horizon as did the Luftwaffe during the Battle of Britian, mouthly LIBs demand that you not only Sponsor your Adversaries, but actively Defend them as well, that you could't possible understand the intent of each pilot even as they guide them unto their targets, even as they push to be first into the bunkers, not because they value their own lives, but rather, to displace someone else who does.
forWAR'd !!!
LIBs. What Price their Vision?
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-RememberThisWell :: THERE WILL BE NO PEACE AS LONG AS (CHARLIE) KIRK IS REMEMBERED -- Klingon Ambassador -libbing out.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:15 PM (h4n6w)
not certain whether typo or whether we'll force them to do lots of burpees.
Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 05:15 PM (oY6Yp)
I’m talking about my industry, defense and aerospace where it absolutely positively has to work right the first time because you don’t get a second chance in space
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 05:16 PM (OoFl2)
That's sort of the problem with wars in the Middle East. We never got that with the Taliban, why would we get that here? You just have to kill all of them.
I'm in the camp that if you start a war you better be prepared to finish, so I guess it's boots on the ground in the Straits of Hormuz?
Posted by: Leupold at April 06, 2026 05:16 PM (Hpr9N)
Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 05:17 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)
Some people also using AI to make 10 minute Star Wars episodes based on the extended universe. Given a choice of AI content vs Starfleet Academy type content created by 'real' people, I'll take the AI slop. Especially if it means the r*tards currently dominating in Hollywood lose their f**king jobs.
Posted by: Nelly at April 06, 2026 05:18 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 05:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Troll College at April 06, 2026 05:18 PM (FzMmE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 05:18 PM (koh6z)
The denoumont is of course a RoadWarrior/MadMax conflagration of Kharg. any less is a failure of imagination.
This is not only how they are using their own people as human shields, but the rest of the world as hostage because pearl clutching LIBs can never deviate from the path where, the guilty are rewarded, the Innocent are Punished, the medicore, the Unworthy, the DEPRAVED are CHAMPIONED on the basis of their Depravity.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism
Release, indeed, FREE AND SPONSOR! the HUNTER BIDEN's, the NICK REINER's, the ever now, and future present Epstein's, Clinton's, Soros', the John Walker/American Taliban's, the James Fergie Chambers (Cox Heir and professional revolutionaries) who will proudly do unto their own people PRECISELY what they forbid us to do to our Adversaries.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBGavinsRealityBomb
And the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become NOTHING...
Ever wonder?
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:19 PM (h4n6w)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2026 05:19 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0)
They will DELAY>>>>DELAY>>>>DELAY>>> ANF LIE !!!!
Finish the job Mr. President while we have them by the Balls.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 05:19 PM (jzqpX)
And....it's the Iranians, not Trump, who have the Hormuz closed.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (kGdxl)
I do not believe that Trump had any specific expectation. The plan of "Bomb it into rubble, then make the rubble bounce" does not depend on the enemy's reaction for its success.
Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 05:20 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2026 05:20 PM (vWBRj)
Posted by: anachronda
>Clearly we need to refine our AI language engines before we build a space station on the moon.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 05:21 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 05:21 PM (Riz8t)
That's sort of the problem with wars in the Middle East. We never got that with the Taliban, why would we get that here? You just have to kill all of them.
I'm in the camp that if you start a war you better be prepared to finish, so I guess it's boots on the ground in the Straits of Hormuz?
Posted by: Leupold at April 06, 2026 05:16 PM (Hpr9N)
don't have to be our boots. but unless the IGRC abandons more posts than they are now, someone will have to hold at least an enclave. Saudis and Gulf states could hold a city while we build a militia or kill enough leadership for the regime to collapse.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 05:22 PM (BI5O2)
Maybe that Redditor idiot didn't get the memo...the first batch of Epstein files were release on Dec. 19, 2025.
yeah, but they still haven't released the portion that will put trump in jail.
Posted by: that redditor at April 06, 2026 05:22 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 05:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:23 PM (yZ9w8)
Posted by: Skip
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The intent is for no one with that desire to remain.
The intent is for them all to reside with their virgins.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Oh By The Way at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (BvmD+)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (yZ9w8)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: Black JEM at April 06, 2026 05:27 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: AlecK at April 06, 2026 05:27 PM (cMlC1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 05:27 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (Ia/+0)
They can do that all they like once they are separated from control of the regime. They will have a new hobby of escaping Mossad.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:28 PM (8avO+)
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I suspect you will get an Arab coalition that will take over land on the other side of the strait. They will move into cities and the revolution will start then. Will be a way to supply support a domestic armed force. The remnants of the fanatic aholes will wind up using the population as human shields. It will be a bloody mess. Last at least a year. Eventually it will get cleaned up and re-civilized. I think the admin knows the end game, they just aren't talking about it because they aren't stupid.
Posted by: It had to be done, and he was the only one with the balls to do it at April 06, 2026 05:28 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Oddball at April 06, 2026 05:28 PM (Y1sOo)
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yeah, but they still haven't released the portion that will put trump in jail.
You still don't get it, all these politico's -- their just shock absorbers for the adjenda that's to come... your cooperation is appreciated, and EXPECTED.
Trump reported Epstein, and the reasons why our favorite MSNBC/unclesourpuss is the one who needs to be indicted have already been posted, MI6 has the info, PrinceAndrew was st00p1d enough to fall in the trap.. of all people with half a neuron, he should be the one telling the 'whole story', but he lacks even that! Pathetic.
Charlie Kirk's famous byline: PROVE ME WRONG.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:29 PM (h4n6w)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 05:29 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 06, 2026 05:29 PM (BvmD+)
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 05:29 PM (8sD0/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:29 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: that redditor at April 06, 2026 05:30 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 05:31 PM (gKWVE)
soon
Posted by: elon musk's humanoid robot at April 06, 2026 05:31 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 05:31 PM (jrgJz)
one at a time
Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 05:31 PM (oY6Yp)
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Watching your wife get spit roasted by immigrants will make you stupid.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 06, 2026 05:32 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 05:32 PM (fE6HJ)
that was just to establish plausible deniability.
If unclesourpuss becomes the sole resident of Alcatraz, the Ken Ley, or Colby&theCanoe treatement, who cares?
America250 can move-on into the future, rather than forever forWAR'd.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:32 PM (h4n6w)
soon
Posted by: elon musk's humanoid robot at April 06, 2026 05:31 PM (oY6Yp)
tie it to your DoorDash or equivalent.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:32 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (XX/Pw)
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This is funny on a couple of levels.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 05:33 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Ib1netmon at April 06, 2026 05:33 PM (vTTFR)
Posted by: PabloD
>I've been receiving AI texts with attached photos, of sexbots that are too perfect to be believed. They never come calling and knock on the door.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: What is the Vice-Goatherder In Charge, Alex? at April 06, 2026 05:35 PM (BvmD+)
https://x.com/instapundit/status/2041223698108059827
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 05:23 PM (Riz8t)
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You are...too kind.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 05:35 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 06, 2026 05:35 PM (JNTt1)
All of this, for decades, before President DJT ordered a single bomb strike.
Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 05:36 PM (rj6Yv)
I MISS ACE! The boss is taking a long weekend and I mourn.
Life will go on...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 05:36 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 06, 2026 05:37 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 05:38 PM (Cuw0G)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 05:32 PM (fE6HJ)
I think we're about to see a warehouse full opened.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:39 PM (S/Y4j)
Orion is now only 5000 miles or so away from the Moon, traveling at a very slow 972 mph....
Hopefully they will have enough momentum to break Lunar orbit and return to Earth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 05:40 PM (ESVrU)
We are entering the Second Industrial Revolution.
It's going to get radical, hold on to your hat, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Posted by: Braenyard
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That's what I think. We're going to have to figure out whole new ways of developing and funneling human potential. Until then... Suckworld, for many.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (lFFaq)
Obviously more need virgins.
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (KtOUo)
A Democratic activist says she is working with multiple women preparing to come forward with sexual harassment allegations against California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (n7rxJ)
It's a bit hard for me to be broken up about Hollywood.
If AI helps people create something interesting without gay messaging and people screaming racism, perfect.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b)
“We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.”
Posted by: CBD at 04:20 PM
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Sure.
Just agree to play nice and quit trying to wreak havoc all over the world.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 05:44 PM (QRgMb)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (NtVYv)
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How many are foreign spies?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (QRgMb)
Parts of them did.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)
I remember a leftist apologetic on the Soviet Purges arguing 'but there was so much upward mobility!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:48 PM (NWwW8)
How does this diminish American prestige?
Posted by: This is CNN at April 06, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)
The mullahs are like the Japanese in July, 1945. They know they won't win but want to try to hold out until we get tired and quit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 05:49 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 05:49 PM (QRgMb)
Posted by: This is CNN at April 06, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
guest authoring on other blogs? I have a blog based on the same subjects you
discuss and would really like to have you share some stories/information. I know my viewers would enjoy your
work. If you are even remotely interested, feel free to shoot me an email.
Posted by: 11uu.wang at April 06, 2026 06:08 PM (JMn/g)
Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at April 06, 2026 06:34 PM (uNwvV)
Posted by: epador at April 06, 2026 06:35 PM (uK/Du)
“We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.”
Posted by: CBD at 04:20 PM
Heh ... Iran is relying on "world opinion" while weird-beards pretend they're the victims.
Pres. Trump came to chew bubblegum and kick ass. Too bad he's all out of bubblegum.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 06, 2026 06:40 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 06:50 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (bIqxZ)
Now it's satalite companies are keeping us in the dark because the FEd Gov doesn't want to reveal that all our bases our rubble and there are thousands dead. Cerno asks the big question...why hide this data and images if other people in other countries have access.....if that's the case why hasn't DIPShIt EuroCuck just posted the images in X?
Dumb, Dumber, more dumb dumbest, fucking retarded.
But Luke RudkowskiTard says it's much worse than we can fathom!!!
CLICK LIKE SUBSCRIBE
Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 07:35 PM (aC6Ma)
Posted by: MartynWW at April 06, 2026 07:56 PM (M9zxq)
Will make the rubble bounce and bounce until it is all dust.
We know where the oil is and we can take it when we want.
Posted by: Giving Elizabeth Warren all my charitable contributions at April 06, 2026 08:24 PM (T9wuC)
How does this diminish American prestige?"
Not to mention the American flag underwear. The Islamic fanatics have issued their ritual challenge. "May thy briefs rip and tatter!"
Posted by: ObsidianKnife at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (XMYbN)
Groundhog Daze Open Thread
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (Sco7b)
1st
Posted by: Clive Underwood Cuthbertson-Klein at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (BI5O2)
The Canadian keeps asking when they're going to get there.
He shut up for awhile when the others told him if he's quiet and sits in the back, they'll take him to Bucky's.
Then he realized that the Moon has not Bucky's...yet.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (CNl8/)
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There are consequences to woodcucks not being able to chuck wood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Buc-ee's at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Mark1971
I think I've heard that question before.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (lFFaq)
She had a nice ass?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Bill DeBlasio at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (anL5R)
Otherwise they'd be fertilizer.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (a+4eV)
I didn't keep track of the bodycount, but they didn't get away without consequences.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (OoFl2)
I know, huh?
Posted by: Zombie Jimmeh Carter at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (XuXeR)
Que?
Posted by: Buc-ee's at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (XuXeR)
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"Bucky's" must be the French spelling, though I'd expect more q's....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Bill de Blasio at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (lZt8q)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
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I once heard Obama say that breathing is good.
Everyone should stop breathing now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (mdSmG)
@TheBabylonBee 5m
'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon https://buff.ly/qcPH41F
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (diia5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM
Half a cord, tops.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Ian S.
I think that falls under the Blind Squirrel exception.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM
Wood *cucks*? Shouldn't they be watching other mens' wood instead of chucking it?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Kt19C)
Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)
In my defense, I'm been tossed off of riding mowers because of those pieces of hairy shit.
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (qWalT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (GDFK9)
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It is officially wrong coat season.
Posted by: I'm always poorly dressed at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)
But there's been a knock-on effect - my neighbor had a woodchuck, but no wherewithal to get rid of him.
With no nearby woodchuck competitors, this woodchuck has grown to Gorlock-esque proportions.
I used to worry about him getting through my back fence. Now I'm not sure if he could fit through my gate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (XeU6L)
Like I chucked that wood out the window…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ)
"Buq-quee's"? With the beaver wearing a beret at a jaunty angle?
I'd allow it
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (XuXeR)
@TheBabylonBee 5m
'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon https://buff.ly/qcPH41F
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (diia5)
They should play the joke where they paste closeups of the lunar surface on the windows while one astronaut is sleeping and all scream bloody murder to wake him up.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Orson
I never though of lead-mulching them before. I just use a .22
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (a+4eV)
I cr*p myself, I want you to know it.
Your rocket launch I don’t want you to show it.
The earth is flat; you don’t have to show me.
Your orbital pics, they better not find meeeee!
I don’t want images from space
When I think about them I crap myself
Ah ah oh I don’t want images from space
Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no!
I had more but my wife begged me to stop singing it after the first chorus. Cheers!
Posted by: Nelly at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (7gpcF)
"Bucky's" must be the French spelling, though I'd expect more q's....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ESVrU)
Well, being French, you must shove a cucumber up your ass before attempting to speak, so........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (IXZGh)
The only reason that guy is tolerating the vermin is because he can make enough money on youtube to compensate for the damage they do to his garden.
Otherwise they'd be fertilizer.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (a+4eV)
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Their entrance holes are dangerous to pastured livestock, too.
Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (77rzZ)
Ring the gong.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)
Like that Far Side cartoon with the giant eyeball in the rear view mirror which contains the warning: objects in the mirror are closer than they appear
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (OoFl2)
Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)
"Like two big Christmas hams."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:12 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Bulg
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Treated with a glycerine/alcohol mix before anything else.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:13 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (XeU6L)
Who knew Mike Hammer was married to Snow White?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:13 PM (zZu0s)
"...a humiliating repudiation of one of history's largest and most destructive inoculation attempts. A fitting end to a hideous story..."
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:13 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)
"Like two big Christmas hams."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Two bear cubs wrestling in a sack.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)
"Like two big Christmas hams."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:12 PM (IXZGh)
Rabid cats in a sack.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)
The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (OoFl2)
He would chuck what a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Posted by: Betty Botty, who bought some butter at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (zafwz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq3PGCPQOOY
Posted by: slash buzz at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (FgaX7)
Posted by: Betty Botty, who bought some butter at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (zafwz)
Union rules. Only beavers may chuck wood.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Moonie at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)
They should launch Colbert to Mexico with a trebuchet.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (2ocoG)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (OoFl2)
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (a+4eV)
___________________________
LMAO...I was sending a message. To be honest, I was all in. We even had smoke bombs from the local hardware store (when they were still allowed to sell them). IOW, "Caddyshack" was a how-to documentary.
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (dIske)
Isn't that being a little hard on the beaver?
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)
They are asking for it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:17 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IULgb)
The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)
BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Proving he WAS fired for being incompetent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IXZGh)
NASA: "Bummer."
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IXZGh)
And for employing a whole organization of unfunny jackasses.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (dK+Kv)
Isn't that being a little hard on the beaver?
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)
They are asking for it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:17 PM (dK+Kv)
What was she wearing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (IXZGh)
SCOTUS returned this case because the prosecution pulled it. There really wasn't an option for SCOTUS. This is Trump helping his buddies in a way that follows the law. For this particular case, the spin is to make SCOTUS look bad rather than the real perpetrator, Trump.
So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless. The court clearly thinks that only one of the three branches matters at any given time: the executive when a Republican is president, and the judiciary when a Democrat is president.
The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed. They have no reason to care about what the public thinks. The constitution protects them from accountability.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
There is a reason why US (and Israeli) pilots will take on about any mission is that they know that if they get shot down, that the rest of the US military is willing to risk life and limb to rescue them. The rest of the US military knows that when they need hell rained down on the enemy that the US pilots will do everything that they can do to deliver it.
It's a grand tradeoff.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (k1E2D)
Byron Allen’s net worth is 1 billion dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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So, he's just like us.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)
There was a nice little shaded rise at one end of the field with great sightlines to the entire thing. We broke out the bolt-action .223 and the spotting scope and took turns playing sniper and spotter for about 5 hours. There also might have been a beer or two consumed, but my buddy's grandpa never griped about groundhogs again.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)
Believe it or not, he somehow got in the house once. My grandmother (RIP) saw him and thought it was a cat.
"Hey Elric, there's a cat in the house. Can you come get it?"
"Ummm ... that ain't no cat." The Blade took care of the groundhog. My father (RIP) named it "Darwin."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)
Reese was traded on Monday morning from the Chicago Sky to the Atlanta Dream.
The Sky will get first-round picks in 2027 and 2028 with the Dream getting a second-round pick swap in 2028, along with Reese.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)
I would think, if they were, we wouldn't have much of a problem with them f*cking up people's gardens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (IXZGh)
Like that Far Side cartoon with the giant eyeball in the rear view mirror which contains the warning: objects in the mirror are closer than they appear
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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One of my favorites:
https://shorturl.at/HXWGc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (JCZqz)
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Oh, look, the left has discovered a debate that's been going on for literally centuries.
Just wait until they discover that the embrace of regulation by the executive has robbed the legislature of their delegated power and that Trump's slashing of regulation actually brings the executive more in line with its proscribed role in the federal government.
That realization's gonna be weird to see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (mdSmG)
>> So, he's just like us.
He’s actually been a big Willy in a lot of television producing for decades.
If you see a random whacky show on tv, it’s a good bet Byron Allen is the producer or production company behind it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (IULgb)
The Sky will get first-round picks in 2027 and 2028 with the Dream getting a second-round pick swap in 2028, along with Reese.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)
This is what's known as 'spreading cancer.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:20 PM
Groundhogs are targets.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (bFu5X)
So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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The subpoenas have teeth, but Congress keeps them in a jar.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)
The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)
Probably gets about the same ratings and is much cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM
Xe's not wrong.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)
So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless.
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The subpoenas have teeth, but Congress keeps them in a jar.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)
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Congress' real power is funding.
But Congress does not reduce funding and hasn't for...ever.
So, yes, Congress is effectively toothless and has been for a very, very long time.
I learned this during the Benghazi hearings.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM
If employing the proper smallish caliber, high-velocity weapons, there shouldn't be much left to eat. Unless you're a crow.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)
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"The ACA is law, bitches!"
-same poster, 16 years ago
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
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Remember that that "Christian Craighead" (SAS) went hunting for terrorists on his own at that hotel in Kenya? I think back in 2019.
Initially, the powers that be in the UK tried to punish the guy for acting on his own. He likely saved about 700 lives that day, and they tried to screw the guy over. Trump invited him to the White House, and that pissed the Euros off even more, but forced them to award the guy a medal.
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (dIske)
Probably gets about the same ratings and is much cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (k1E2D)
The YT channel has 370,000 subscribers, so, yeah. Better than ColBERT. Less cost.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (IXZGh)
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Those with cattle despise groundhogs. A friend of mine with a Remington Model 700 in .222, and Unertle scope, used to take weekend trips to WV to hunt them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (JCZqz)
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Thus proving the axiom that a broken clock is right twice a day.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (oqH4h)
prairie dogs are cannibals.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4KUe5)
Prairie doggin' is a common phrase used for someone that has to poop really bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (IXZGh)
Holy crap, these Leftists are stupid - do they remember anything that isn’t explicitly programmed into them as talking points????
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (AkEZC)
Reese was traded on Monday morning from the Chicago Sky to the Atlanta Dream.
The Sky will get first-round picks in 2027 and 2028 with the Dream getting a second-round pick swap in 2028, along with Reese.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)
... where she dreams about getting paid?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Big Alfredo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (Vdukr)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM
CBS could run hand shadow puppets on a white screen and get about the same ratings.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (/QdgR)
Holy crap, these Leftists are stupid - do they remember anything that isn’t explicitly programmed into them as talking points????
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (4KUe5)
They actually think you're stupid and have the attention span of a gnat that can't remember anything past last week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
The left's response is interesting...a little bit of "but college students are dumb and can't get a formal government ID!!!" but mostly, "It is voter suppression to not let a college student vote in the state they go to college even if they are nominally residents of another state"
NH, being a state that would be reddish-purple absent fraud is of course a state the left really, really wants out of state college students to be able to vote in...in addition to their actual home states of course...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)
Byron Allen’s net worth is 1 billion dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IULgb)
At first I read that as Byron Nelson and thought: great golfer but he’s not worth anything now as he’s been mort for awhile
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)
lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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See 95
Yeah, I think he loaded 48 grain Speer hollow points. Just exploded the critters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I imagine those with horses do, too.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (IXZGh)
Prairie Doggin' is a term for cube farms, when something happens and all the workers pop their heads up above the cubical walls to see what made that noise.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (rbvCR)
lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)
He's reminding everyone he's an asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM
CBS could run hand shadow puppets on a white screen and get about the same ratings.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (/QdgR)
Time to show Punch and Judy reruns?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (S/Y4j)
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Thus proving the axiom that a broken clock is right twice a day.
Posted by: ballistic
That's why the next Democrat president needs to unilaterally fire them all and expand/pack the court with 24 justices!!!! For Democracy!!!!
Posted by: Rabid Leftists at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
Prairie Doggin' is a term for cube farms, when something happens and all the workers pop their heads up above the cubical walls to see what made that noise.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (rbvCR)
Same thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:29 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (S/Y4j)
Hey, getting paid anything for missing the basket is good money.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)
Initially, the powers that be in the UK tried to punish the guy for acting on his own. He likely saved about 700 lives that day, and they tried to screw the guy over. Trump invited him to the White House, and that pissed the Euros off even more, but forced them to award the guy a medal.
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (dIske)
Obi-wan Nairobi! That dude had a hell of time pulling off that rescue while hauling those huge neutronium balls of his. Yeah, his country was miffed, fucking pussies they are.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)
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Same reason a dog licks his own 'nads.
Because he can.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (oqH4h)
The left's ability to 100% reverse earlier "core beliefs" is some times stunning.
If the court decides birth tourism is fine and every Chinese baby is just one plane ticket away from citizenship expect to hear THE SAME PEOPLE argue that the SC's "independence" is a critical component of "our democracy"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (oqH4h)
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$5 says that if we asked him if the constitution gave power to the Supreme Court to decide if laws were constitutional or not, he'd say that it did.
Hint: It didn't. It's the court designed to deal with conflicts between the states and little else.
John Marshall made a fake ruling with no teeth in Marbury that became the basis for the idea of the Supreme Court being important at all. Never granted it by any other branch or by the people, the courts have been implicitly allowed to grow out of control through apathy. Hell, any time Congress did write laws about the courts, they were explicitly limited in scope, refusing things like jurisdiction on certain matters (like immigration) that the courts have been ignoring for decades.
If this poster got what he suddenly wished, a defanged court system, he'd hate the results because the country would shift massively rightward pretty much overnight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 03:31 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)
lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)
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Banning concerts I can see...they have limited security resources. BUT, I'd guess the food festivals are banned because they take away from the illegal immigrant food carts and street food businesses (which, btw, operate without oversight, required insurance, or licensing by health departments).
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Big Alfredo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM
We'd have to ask Weasel during allergy season.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (bFu5X)
But I've never heard of a lot of these guys...who is Jackson Hinkle or Gunther Eagleman?
Also, looks like the top lefty is Brian Allen, again someone I've never heard of...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)
Is this a cafe?
Posted by: 'Cuz it feels like a cafe at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (BvmD+)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
Faggy French was an Army Reservist... JAG. Who cares what that homo thinks?
From what I understand, the average European ground trooper much prefers to go into combat alongside or under the direct command of Americans. Because Americans will spend millions on ordnance to save a single soldier on their side without hesitation. The Eurofag officers break out the adding machines to do a cost/benefit analysis before firing a single round.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (mdSmG)
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Yuuuuup.
The post-Marbury judiciary has been pretty much the teeth in the ratchet moving us steadily left over the last 200 years.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:33 PM (oqH4h)
Is this a cafe?
Posted by: 'Cuz it feels like a cafe at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (BvmD+)
Nope. Mamdani closed it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:34 PM (S/Y4j)
By favorite JAG story from the French era was when a corpsman went to treat a wounded jihadi who then attacked him with a knife leading to the US soldier killing the jihadi and the JAG(offs) decided to charge our soldier with murder.
Well, they leaned on one of the soldiers there with him to testify against the corpsman OR ELSE but being a smart guy he agreed under the terms of a full and complete pardon for himself
Then when the soldier was brought up to testify he...claimed he himself killed the jihadi leaving the JAGOffs with no way forward to charge either of them...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
There are people who regard groundhogs as charming local characters. Others, who regard them as garden-despoiling, livestock-leg-breaking-burrow-diggers, who deserve a .22 caliber bullet at 4000 feet per second or so. This opinion divide will not be resolved by discussion, nor at all for that matter.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (t1fZA)
The post-Marbury judiciary has been pretty much the teeth in the ratchet moving us steadily left over the last 200 years.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:33 PM (oqH4h)
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I want Trump to start arresting judges who do anything else than dismiss with cause any issue that they are not explicitly allowed to hear based on the language from the statute that created the level of judiciary.
District judges hear an immigration case? Arrested without bail, their lives turned inside out to find any other crime they've done, and minimum ban on their ever holding a job in government at any level again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (mdSmG)
NH, being a state that would be reddish-purple absent fraud is of course a state the left really, really wants out of state college students to be able to vote in...in addition to their actual home states of course...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)
Too bad the young don’t vote.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (E6xSb)
If the court decides birth tourism is fine and every Chinese baby is just one plane ticket away from citizenship expect to hear THE SAME PEOPLE argue that the SC's "independence" is a critical component of "our democracy"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)
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The left has no core belief other than pure will-to-power and the end justifies the means.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (oqH4h)
Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)
lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)
Practice run for Ramadan 2027
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)
"Like two big Christmas hams."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Two bear cubs wrestling in a sack.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (a+4eV)
"Two baby rhinos fighting under a blanket."
Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Sy6m/)
Marckus Renfro has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in connection with the incident, according to Tarrant County Jail records.
Overwhelming question asked in comments?
Does Marckus need an alibi?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (oftw2)
Hint: It didn't. It's the court designed to deal with conflicts between the states and little else.
John Marshall made a fake ruling with no teeth in Marbury that became the basis for the idea of the Supreme Court being important at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (XvL8K)
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All French gold now held in Paris.
_RFI
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)
Colorado police department turns down job applicant with extensive criminal history, active warrant
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg
>I've never eaten a rodent. Maybe edible, spit-roasted on a survival rotisserie.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (XvL8K)
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The greatest power is with Congress. If funds everything. It can investigate the president. It can impeach the president. The president doesn't have the power to remove a single member of the House.
President refuses to enforce a law? Congress should deal with it.
Congress passes a law the president thinks is unconstitutional? He doesn't enforce it.
The political battles should be political battles. Removing them to the judicial, not a political branch since it's not chosen by the body politic, is unAmerican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
Yes, I've always had the same question for the Marbury-haters here.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)
I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.
https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
And I don’t know my history but why in the heck did James Madison obey Marbury vs Madison or why didn’t he throw a hissy fit…. Damn he was alive when that decision was issued and he WROTE the frickin’ constitution…. You’d think he could EASILY say: that’s not what we meant you idiots!! But he didn’t… why???
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (OoFl2)
DA took the case to the grand jury and the grand jury basically laughed the guy out of the room, said there's zero chance you could find a jury in this area that would convict this guy of a parking violation.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: 18-1
I haz sadz...because I can't vote for him.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (U7QMZ)
Jefferson talked about this, but you don't need the SC to arbitrate. Congress could then remove funding until their interpretation was accepted or the populace either voted out the president or the current congressional majority depending on which they agreed with.
The system does depend on congress doing its job of course and not to spend its time voting on earmarks and renaming post offices
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)
138 France repatriated all of its gold stored in America.
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All French gold now held in Paris.
_RFI
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM
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*sproing*
Posted by: Boners of France's New Islamic Overlords at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (t1fZA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (zZu0s)
Check your local liquor store for WhistlePig Whiskey. At least you'll see an image of a groundhog in your area, and get a tasty drink as well!
Posted by: Wise, drunk Moron at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (JCZqz)
The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....
https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (OoFl2)
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There was nothing to rebel against. Marbury didn't demand any positive action on Jefferson as president. It was essentially dead letter...at the time.
But it set precedent that future SCOTUS used as justification for further infringements.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (mdSmG)
Easy. We agree to disagree and split. I detest this concept of the republic as a suicide pact.
Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (OQ3w/)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)
Then when the soldier was brought up to testify he...claimed he himself killed the jihadi leaving the JAGOffs with no way forward to charge either of them...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
Heh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Major Healey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (abIsI)
Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)
lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM
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COVID was just a warm up act.
Posted by: Toldjaso at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (BvmD+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (19SAM)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
Your hypothetical necessarily assumes a presidential veto and congressional override.
After that, if the president refused to enforce the law, Congress has the power to impeach and remove him.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (9+UxK)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM
Nominee for the Gary Plauche Father of the Year Award.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (bFu5X)
Missouri Senate Passes Bill Blocking WHO, UN, WEF Authority
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (koh6z)
Because Marbury gave Madison the W in a roundabout way. He just claimed the SC was the final arbiter.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
145 Democrat Activist Says "Shocking" Number Of Women Prepared To Accuse Eric Swalwell Of Harassment
I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.
https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM
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If it's an op, ten bucks says it was organized by Democrats who think the little weasel is bad for business.
Posted by: Boners of France's New Islamic Overlords at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (t1fZA)
"Ummm ... that ain't no cat." The Blade took care of the groundhog. My father (RIP) named it "Darwin."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM
Lol.
The gardener texted me a photo of kitty in my yard and I went outside with a can of cat food saying here kitty kitty and I walked up to it and realized at the last moment it was a bobcat. It ran away when I was about a foot away.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (jnOue)
Hence there was no way for the Founders to protect this country from them, other than, well, you know.
Posted by: ... at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (vE0+H)
The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....
https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)
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That's a dude, right?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (vE0+H)
Death penalty for Commies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (19SAM)
I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.
https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
Oh, they absolutely need someone out of the race. If Swalwell doesn't exit, then there's a good chance that two Republicans would end up competing against each other in the CA governor race. It's a jungle primary, so everyone's on the ballot and the top two vote-getters run. The Dems need to have at least one candidate to get through so they can win, and Porter (or any other Dem) isn't going to win without another Dem leaving.
The head of the CA Dem Party was begging someone to do the right thing and leave. They're not asking nicely anymore.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (GxOmq)
https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM
That's a man, baby!
Posted by: Austin 'Danger' Powers at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM
Lol.
The gardener texted me a photo of kitty in my yard and I went outside with a can of cat food saying here kitty kitty and I walked up to it and realized at the last moment it was a bobcat. It ran away when I was about a foot away.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (jnOue)
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We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
I've got the spit part covered!
Posted by: Hawk-tuah girl at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (JCZqz)
5.56 sometime during their verminy lives.
Posted by: Major Healey at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (abIsI)
I went into some NYS animal lover forums after Hochul sent has assault team to kill Peanut the Squirrel.
I pointed out the man that ordered the raid was appointed by her and could be removed by her if she wanted to. And that since she wasn't doing so she was fine with his decision and so people that disagreed with her should vote for her opponent.
And I got a bunch of "well obviously she didn't know" but eventually a bunch of "but then I'd have to vote for a REPUBLICAN?!?"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)
A third, less frequently used option? Run for sheriff against the sheriff whose department arrested you.
That’s the route chosen by Aaron Spencer, the Lonoke County man arrested last October for allegedly shooting and killing 67-year-old Michael Fosler after discovering him with Spencer’s missing daughter, then 13 years old.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (U7QMZ)
1. enjoy your muslim overlords, jerkoffs.
2. you'll never understand us
3. you'll never BE us.
oh, while I'm at it. Getting the second pilot out made for a great easter dessert. I'm missing the cherry on top. I would like to see this so called regional governor that put the bounty on our pilot turned into a fine pink mist. Can we arrange that? I want my cherry.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)
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Republicans hate the gays unlike Muslims, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (mdSmG)
*TRUMP THREATENS TO JAIL JOURNALIST OVER LEAK
*TRUMP: WE HAVE TO FIND THAT LEAKER, THAT'S A SICK PERSON
*TRUMP: WILL EXAMINE MEDIA FIRM THAT REPORTED RESCUE LEAK
Apr 6, 2026 · 5:24 PM UTC
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (19SAM)
1. enjoy your muslim overlords, jerkoffs.
2. you'll never understand us
3. you'll never BE us.
oh, while I'm at it. Getting the second pilot out made for a great easter dessert. I'm missing the cherry on top. I would like to see this so called regional governor that put the bounty on our pilot turned into a fine pink mist. Can we arrange that? I want my cherry.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (snZF9)
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Listen, when we lost the equivalent of the entirety of the German air force in this rescue mission, it makes sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (mdSmG)
April 6 marks the 102nd anniversary of the United States grand endeavour to circumnavigate the globe via the airplane.
April 6, 1924 four Douglas World Cruisers departed Seattle, Wa on this adventure. Two of the four would succeed - Chicago and New Orleans. Boston and Seattle would be lost. But no crew would die.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (Ur9ym)
The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....
https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life
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Too bad. She's hot.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx
I honestly don't know. But whoa.
Maybe I'll do better if I get TikTok famous.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ...
But they didn't have helicopters back then!
Posted by: Augusto Pinochet at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
Yes, I've always had the same question for the Marbury-haters here.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)
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Congress should take the care and concern to just not pass unconstitutional laws. I get it that takes real, actual work and Congress-apes are deathly allergic to it, but that's what it is.
The framers wrote the Constitution with the assumption that Congress would actually give a shit about the document that pulled this entire little project together.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (oqH4h)
After that, if the president refused to enforce the law, Congress has the power to impeach and remove him.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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That doesnt answer the question. It assumes that any law passed by Congress over a veto is constitutional. But in the hypothetical, the president is refusing to enforce because he disagrees and thinks it unconstitutional.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)
Will there be public hangings because, I would really like to watch public hangings?
Posted by: Major Healey at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (abIsI)
We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
But why? There's beef, deer, elk hell I've eaten bear jerky but I don't want to eat a bobcat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (jnOue)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
Sure looks like it to me… but the article says “she” had 4 kids from a previous relationship. Was “she” the father in that relationship??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (iJfKG)
The framers wrote the Constitution with the assumption that Congress would actually give a shit about the document that pulled this entire little project together.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (oqH4h)
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There's a base assumption in the Constitution that the jealousy of power would be between branches and not parties.
That was a mistake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (mdSmG)
Democrat Activist Says "Shocking" Number Of Women Prepared To Accuse Eric Swalwell Of Harassment
I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.
https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM
Ops like this are the only reason that Chocolate Fonzie ended up anything more than a local Chicago neighborhood troublemaker.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)
I did answer the question.
Impeach and remove the president.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (9+UxK)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)
The media company that reportedly leaked information about the rescue operation was Israel’s Channel 12. The leak revealed details about the U.S. mission to rescue a downed airman in Iran, which was meant to remain confidential until both airmen were found.
_ Mediaite _fox9.com
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Thought it was the L.A. Times
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)
lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+
don't offend mohamadans
Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (LHPAg)
That picture though...
I do feel sorry for masculine looking women because now everyone assumes they are DIADs...look at Bill Gates ex for example. She was ok looking when younger and now looks like a DIAD...presumably menopause...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)
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Then Congress impeaches him.
The solutions are political. Deferring to a non-political branch (not chosen by the body politic), the judiciary, is removing the people from the resolution of the conflict.
And, no, "the people have a second-degree choice in SCOTUS, so it's obviously the people." Well, then SCOTUS should be elected, not appointed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life
.......
Too bad. She's hot.
Posted by: wth
Admiral post worthy, even.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)
Then too bad so sad… the two branches directly elected have spoken and agree. The other branch is not directly elected
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (affD0)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)
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Then it remains.
Just like if SCOTUS decides to leave unconstitutional laws.
There's no perfect solution. Deferring to non-political branches is a worse solution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (mdSmG)
If the majority of the country elects a Prez and a majority in the House and Senate ? Nine judges ain't going to stop that popular will.
Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (OQ3w/)
When, in the course of human events it becomes necessary...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (9+UxK)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (affD0)
Impeach and remove the president.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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That's only a procedural answer. It never gets to the point of settling what's constitutional and what's not.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (XvL8K)
People like to say that the Constitution is perfect, but that was one big glaring hole in it right from the start. That's why Marbury got away with his after the fact fix of giving the power to the Supreme Court; nobody else was claiming it, and they feared that the Executive could become an Emperor if he had that much power.
Marbury was quite clever, he provided an answer to a problem that nobody else was ready to deal with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (affD0)
But we’ll always have Super Bowl XX
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (OQ3w/)
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But we have so many examples of SCOTUS standing up for constitutionality in the face of popular will!
Like, um...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (mdSmG)
prairie dogs are cannibals.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4KUe
****
They ate my Uncle.
Posted by: Joetatoe at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
But why? There's beef, deer, elk hell I've eaten bear jerky but I don't want to eat a bobcat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (jnOue)
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Why not? YOLO! I'll eat any exotic food I can find. I never had bobcat before, so I said why not?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
We've had enough moderate, white cis-het men failing this state. It's time for REAL change!!!
Posted by: California Voters at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (ESVrU)
That's only a procedural answer. It never gets to the point of settling what's constitutional and what's not.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (XvL8K)
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Underneath all of this is some assumption that SCOTUS is an expert on constitutionality.
Despite literal centuries of SCOTUS ruling unconstitutionally on an assortment of issues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (affD0)
As terrible as Obama ended up being - and I believe he was the worst POTUS in my lifetime - if he didn't become POTUS the GOPe would still have all the power, and we'd be rooting for the next lovable GOP loser to lose with dignity. It's better that the rot is out in the open for all to see.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (GxOmq)
Marbury was quite clever, he provided an answer to a problem that nobody else was ready to deal with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (/QdgR)
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*cough*
Marshall, not Marburry
*cough*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg
Good question. I remember Bush Jr saying something similar to "if it's unconstitutional, the courts will let us know" when signing a bill. NO you dolt, you as rep for exec branch have to make that judgement before you sign, same as each congressman before voting to pass. The judicial branch is a co-equal branch, not the ultimate decider on what is constitutional or not. If congress and the executive are in agreement, the best the judiciary can do is gum up the works.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey
When I see them talking potential candidates, he's no one's favorite, if mentioned at all.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)
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Then you vote all those peckerheads out next time around and replace them with elected representatives that would repeal such laws.
Relying on a non-elected panel of lawgivers with lifetime appointments is a much worse solution.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (oqH4h)
No joke, Ted Bundy just got connected to another murder
https://is.gd/7ydk5z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
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Have you ever had Hákarl?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (affD0)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)
The Supreme Court is not final because it is always right; the Supreme Court is always right because it's final.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (BvmD+)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
.......
lol
Love the picture of Trump with duck and kitty.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (KtOUo)
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Average tenure of a senator pre-Civil War was less than 4 years.
Post-Civil War, this changed to popular election of Senators, and the average tenure is now in the tens of years.
This was done to stop corruption in the selection of Senators at the state level. And the federal government and state governments never saw corruption again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:57 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
How was it?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM
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Tastes like basset hound.
Posted by: B. O. at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (BvmD+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (/QdgR)
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SCOTUS is only final because the executive and legislature are pussies who have ceded their own power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Wmg4n)
It does point out the constitutional path to overturning bad rulings; the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments, were passed to (among many other things) overturn Dred Scott.
It also took a war, of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
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Have you ever had Hákarl?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (affD0)
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That fermented fish? Yea. Nasty and smells like fermented asshole. Won't eat that again.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (xHYkz)
LAWYERS
Is the most comical shit I've ever heard. It's ludicrous on its face.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Well that’s good news!
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (36bTp)
Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (mdSmG)
The legislature especially has abandoned their duties in a way that would have shocked anyone alive more than 100 years ago. And they'd think we were insane to allow them to do nothing but grub for money full time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 04:00 PM (/QdgR)
No joke, Ted Bundy just got connected to another murder
https://is.gd/7ydk5z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)
****
There were a pair of serial killers here in Commiefornia who when the authorities figured out killed A LOT more people than they were letting on simply stopped looking for more. It was expensive to dig and nobody worth anything to them was worth looking for.
California needs another $90 billion for its choo choo train so feel free to contribute.
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 04:00 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
"She" is, uh...something. Kinda reminds me of Magic Johnson's VERY gay and flamboyant son: https://tinyurl.com/4hx6ryka
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 06, 2026 04:01 PM (JCZqz)
Dred Scott
Korematsu
Roe
the list goes on. The long-term harm done by an unelected branch of the country foisting shit like this on us is, I would argue, worse than if these issues were allowed to be decided politically.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (affD0)
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That fermented fish? Yea. Nasty and smells like fermented asshole. Won't eat that again.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
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Fermented shark. It's like eating the skin off of the bottom of your feet soaked in Ammonia
. Vomit inducing. My Norwegian cousins thought it was pretty damn funny
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (affD0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
>Tacos? Paired with pilaf and a nice complementary wine? Where's our sommelier?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Ian S.
I think that falls under the Blind Squirrel exception.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (a+4eV)
When did D. Fwench start fucking pumpkins?
Posted by: the Horde needs to know at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (9vFyc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)
The Supreme Court is not final because it is always right; the Supreme Court is always right because it's final.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Not Always
Posted by: Civil War at April 06, 2026 04:03 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)
At least you were told. When I had an overnight in Manilla after flying into Clark AB, I didn't feel like going out that evening so I headed to the restaurant in the hotel and ordered a "hamburger" off the menu. When it arrived, I took one bite and spit it out onto my plate.
Don't know what it was, but it wasn't beef. Dog, most likely.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (OoFl2)
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"I would have no idea how to fundraise otherwise."
-Mitch McConnell
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (VkY89)
I got all but one question right.
The one I got wrong? What does the judiciary do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (n17eQ)
You ain't nothin' but a groundhog digging all the time
Well, you never dug a gold mine and you ain't no friend of mine
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (ndZc7)
Artemis image gallery:
https://is.gd/anaNDC
They've got some new ones up, including a good shot of Mare Orientale. The lunar geologists squee like little girls over that feature. That thing is just barely visible edge-on from earth when the libration cycles are just right.
The far side of the Moon is very different than the near side. There's quite a contrast, with the far side crust being much thicker than the near side.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)
...the leak threatened National Security and "we're looking very hard to find that leaker."
"So actually, the country Iran, put out a major notice — you all saw it — offering a very big award for anybody that captures the pilot," he added.
"So in addition to a hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military, we had millions of people trying to get an award, so when you add that to it, but we have to find that leaker, because that's a sick person."
_.hindustantimes.com/ world-news ....
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (W2Pud)
Yes; I used to shoot prairie dogs from my deck when drinking with friends as a kid. Rule was "leave the marmots alone."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (pDt9x)
Sounds more like something for Cannibal Bob... and has anyone seen him around recently?
Posted by: the Horde needs to know at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (9vFyc)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (pDt9x)
But thats the thing. You've got folks here who have convinced themselves that no matter where the culture goes, nine judges will protect them because "muh Constitution".
They are fools.
Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (OQ3w/)
Posted by: ballistic
That's what a judge once told me about my case. I got him reversed 3-0 in a published opinion.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: hunter at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (sOA7y)
11th Amendment
Chisholm v Georgia 1793
Chisholm loaned $ to GA during Revolutionary War. After war GA said thanks for your contribution and we're not paying you back. Supreme Court said Georgia had to pay Chisholm back.
In record time 11th Amendment was passed not necessarily to prevent the contract or tort obligation but certainly to throw cold water on efforts to make a state pay you back. In California for instance you have six months to sue the state for torts. In Nevada state torts are capped at $250,000.
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (KtOUo)
this is still about cannibal bob, isn't it?
Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 04:09 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)
Groundhogs are marmots. Their taxonomical name is Marmota monax. They just live in lowlands instead of mountains like the other marmots.
Posted by: Bulg
Wesley Crusher! It is NOT polite to sock other Horde Members.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 04:09 PM (noISA)
LMAO! Trump to kids at the Easter Egg Roll: “I could sign autographs for you guys, and then tonight, you could sell them for $25,000 on eBay!”
“Biden would use the AUTOPEN... he was incapable of signing his name, so they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? AN AUTOPEN!”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (sOA7y)
****
They're back in my attic.
Deployed the illegal poison. Grrrr
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)
At least you were told. When I had an overnight in Manilla after flying into Clark AB, I didn't feel like going out that evening so I headed to the restaurant in the hotel and ordered a "hamburger" off the menu. When it arrived, I took one bite and spit it out onto my plate.
Don't know what it was, but it wasn't beef. Dog, most likely.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Y1sOo)
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The classic pinoy burger is made with chorizo and banana. It's not spit-it-out bad, but if you're expecting a real American beef burger, you'll be very surprised.
Guinea pig is called "cuy" in Peru and it's delicious.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)
...the leak threatened National Security and "we're looking very hard to find that leaker."
"So actually, the country Iran, put out a major notice — you all saw it — offering a very big award for anybody that captures the pilot," he added.
"So in addition to a hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military, we had millions of people trying to get an award, so when you add that to it, but we have to find that leaker, because that's a sick person."
_.hindustantimes.com/ world-news ....
Posted by: Braenyard
Trump should troll Iran and claim the prize since we found the pilot.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (sOA7y)
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I quote you $0.20 in .22lr ammunition and one (1) ice-cold brewski.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (oqH4h)
Artemis entered the Moon's sphere of gravitational influence, otherwise known as the Hill Sphere, at 12:42 EDT this morning.
Using "under control of the Moon's gravity" as the standard, this adds 4 more people, making 28 humans who have "flown to the Moon" now.
They broke Apollo 13's distance for earth record at 248, 655 miles at 1:56PM EDT. They will reach their own max distance in a couple of hours.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tubal
>My understanding is that if you drop them on their head, it tenderizes the meat. Sous vide might be the way to go.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Jaimo
Cat.
The reason I keep upwards of ten barn cats around outside.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:11 PM (U7QMZ)
And over to you, CBD...
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:12 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:12 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Jaimo
Cat.
The reason I keep upwards of ten barn cats around outside.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:11 PM (U7QMZ)
Having cats around a bird feeder is not a great idea though.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: tubal
>My understanding is that if you drop them on their head, it tenderizes the meat. Sous vide might be the way to go.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Couple hours in the oven at medium heat outta take care of it. It's not opossum, but it'll do in a pinch.
Posted by: Granny Smith at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (JCZqz)
...the leak threatened National Security and "we're looking very hard to find that leaker."
"So actually, the country Iran, put out a major notice — you all saw it — offering a very big award for anybody that captures the pilot," he added.
"So in addition to a hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military, we had millions of people trying to get an award, so when you add that to it, but we have to find that leaker, because that's a sick person."
_.hindustantimes.com/ world-news ....
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (koh6z)
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So since the US found the pilot, Iran has to give us the award, right?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (OGOaV)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)
_____________________
I still have some leftovers from a plane trip I took with the Uruguayan rugby team. We had a layover in the Andes.
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:14 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Alvin York at April 06, 2026 04:14 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Orson
That plane crash? You had Donner kebab?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)
Well, that sounds like something that would be served in a more upscale hotel in Manilla. I was traveling on military orders, so you can be sure it wasn't a fancy place.
It is best described as a dive.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 04:16 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Ia/+0)
IRAN JUST REJECTED THE CEASEFIRE AND ISSUED A 10-POINT LIST OF DEMANDS - INCLUDING LIFTING ALL SANCTIONS AND REPARATIONS FOR WAR DAMAGE
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NEVER! Unless you also accept pallets of cash and let us import 100s of thousands of your least desirable citizens as refugees and set them each up with Quality Learing Centers.
-Valerie Jarret
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:17 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Orson
That plane crash? You had Donner kebab?
Posted by: Bulg
I had a Sloppy Joe and White Russian
Posted by: Andean Survivor at April 06, 2026 04:18 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Chocolate Jesus and Light Bringer at April 06, 2026 04:18 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:17 PM (BI5O2)
One of those, “I kill it you clean it and cook it” scenarios.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:19 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 04:19 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:20 PM (BI5O2)
Page 185: "The engineer who actually built the algorithm stealing the election for Biden looked at me like I was an idiot and asked, "Do you think we stole the election here in the blue counties? We're smarter than that. No, we shaved off votes in the red counties in the countryside where Trump was strong, and we left the blue counties untouched. We shaved off 10 percent in Douglas County (Colorado) and 10% in Mesa County (Colorado) and other red counties until Biden's count was over 50 percent statewide."
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 04:20 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I do admit, I once had a morbid curiosity about trying pufferfish.
But, like my morbid curiosity about going skydiving, I got over it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)
They are about to get a whole buttload of Allah's will.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:21 PM (vFG9F)
They are about to get a whole buttload of Allah's will.
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Rug merchants never learn.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:22 PM (n17eQ)
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OK, so they're all in. It's for the whole magilla.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Suspected that in some Michigan counties which were surprisingly strong for Biden. Not that Biden "won" them, but it was sketchy.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)
__________________
Nah....mostly freeze-dried finger food. ;D
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)
They are about to get a whole buttload of Allah's will.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:21 PM (vFG9F)
I guarantee that Chuck Schumer was on the phone with the IRGC telling them to reject it. And that he wants the MRE Beef Stick recovered from the scene so he can use it as a prop on the Senate Floor.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (FpHTM)
They are about to get a whole buttload of Allah's will.
Posted by: fd
Oh balls.
Mr. Trump! We're not with him!!!!
Posted by: Iranian bridges, powerplants, water purification, bridges, etc at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bulg
>I've been sprayed by a skunk before. Nasty. I'd rather eat a stewed opossum. You whack him in the head and you're good to go!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (Fbc0I)
.......
1. Bomb me
2. bomb me harder
3. Don't stop, don't stop
etc.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)
The reason I keep upwards of ten barn cats around outside.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:11 PM (U7QMZ)
Even getting some wet cat litter from a cat loving neighbor might help.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:26 PM (BI5O2)
So pony up first and we will talk about it
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (BI5O2)
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Well, their chief mullah is gay and in a coma, at best.
Their tippy top of the IRGC leadership is dead.
It's really not about "Iran" agreeing or not. It's about which surviving commander is agreeing and how much he controls.
It's always going to end with one IRGC commander deciding to make a deal and then killing the others.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (mdSmG)
So since the US found the pilot, Iran has to give us the award, right?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at
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He'll get the money later. Right now he wants a head or two on a pike.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (koh6z)
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It is officially wrong coat season.
Posted by: I'm always poorly dressed
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For kids, it's "lose you coat" season. Put 'em on the school bus in a coat on a cool morning, watch them get off it in the afternoon sans coat.
This would happen 8 or 9 times each year, with successful coat recovery about half the time. My daughter went through 3 or 4 coats every year through middle school. A couple of times, we found a coat she lost in October in the school lost and found in March. Some other kid took it home, then "lost" it later.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 06, 2026 05:16 PM (0r3iH)
Far Side Fly-By Open Thread
As we round the moon, the crew will be the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled. (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: It's 1968 Again! at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (19SAM)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (rbvCR)
Honestly, it gives me chills that we're doing this for the first time in my life. (And I'm not young)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (8mulE)
I will consider this a 'shout-out' and puff my chest for the rest of the day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)
The 7'6" basketball player at Florida (he's entering the portal, however) will need to play Barron.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Is he tall enough?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (MHBzu)
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (B1QDm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (MHBzu)
I forget who said it first, but it's more like knocking you down, ripping the sleeves of your coat, keeping one for himself, and giving the other to a coatless man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (GD0B3)
Is he tall enough?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (U7QMZ)
I did question that as well.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
The tardigrades that the Israelis left there. Probably giant mutant tardigrades by now.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (N1DT3)
Not so much chills as profound disappointment, but I realized several years ago that everyone who has walked on the moon is older than my dad—and I’m retired. I will be happy to see that “record” broken.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (EXyHK)
"As we round the moon, SPONGE!"
Everyone at NASA, "WTF?"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (MEbkQ)
Posted by: Sgt. Stedenko at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (IXZGh)
That’s one of the amazing things about tardigrades—for real—they seem to be far less affected by the radiation of space as we think they should be. (Unless we’ve learned more in the last five years or so.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (EXyHK)
Which do you prefer?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (19SAM)
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (KtOUo)
90 trillion couldn't finish that project. He has to cross several mountain ranges and heavily populated areas in earthquake country.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (8avO+)
CBC is covering this now. Apparently this is a crucial mission to test new equipment.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (KtOUo)
Which do you prefer?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (19SAM)
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Well, if I'm wetting my beak on the fraud....
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (MHBzu)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: GHOST FUNK ORCHESTRA at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (MEbkQ)
I do.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
From what I've read, they're almost effing immortal.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (U7QMZ)
I'll be glad when the crew gets back safely. But then there will be subsequent launches to worry about.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (dtlw7)
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (MEbkQ)
"As we round the moon, SPONGE!"
Everyone at NASA, "WTF?"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (U7QMZ)
Now THAT would be epic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (IXZGh)
2:45 PM ET (1845 UTC) Lunar observation period begins
6:47 PM ET (2247 UTC) Loss of signal expected as Orion heads behind the Moon (~40 min)
7:02 PM ET (2302 UTC) Closest approach to the Moon
7:05 PM ET (2305 UTC) Orion reaches its furthest point from Earth
Posted by: Jose at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (V6W16)
Who cares? It was dope AF in the 60s, and it's dope AF now. Let's just enjoy it, and whatever images come back, and pray they don't fuck it up and die.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (RIvkX)
That’s one of the amazing things about tardigrades—for real—they seem to be far less affected by the radiation of space as we think they should be. (Unless we’ve learned more in the last five years or so.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (EXyHK)
It just might be hard to tell if a tardigrade is nausueos or has hair fall out.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (AkEZC)
People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (2ocoG)
Some of us remember the loop done by Apollo 8 and the reading of Genesis. Maybe my most memorable Christmas
Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (MEbkQ)
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Apollo 8 orbited the Moon, it didn't just loop it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (MHBzu)
https://tinyurl.com/yc7y5t3j
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM
Dafuq did I just watch?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw
And a 4K update:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApyrA6UXY-8
Posted by: Geoff Shotts at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (13ivK)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (MEbkQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (BI5O2)
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Preaaaaaach.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (MHBzu)
Which do you prefer?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (19SAM)
You're forgetting how Biden launched a pair into space and broke the ISS dock and a two day mission turned into 3 months, or whatever.
THE best Biden ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (IXZGh)
The sheer seat-of-their-pants fixes and skills required to bring the Apollo 13 astronauts through their maneuvers and navigating would put this mission to shame.
There's far more computing power in the Artemis craft than there was on Apollo and they had to upload window defogging procedures to the crew a couple of days back?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: ballistic
We have 4 days to get everyone on the recovery crew and naval ship dressed like Planet of the Apes characters.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (ESVrU)
Don't forget the McCain funeral!
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (XuXeR)
There's far more computing power in the Artemis craft than there was on Apollo and they had to upload window defogging procedures to the crew a couple of days back?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (xG4kz)
___________
"Did you turn the spacecraft off and turn it back on?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (MHBzu)
My Grandfather would just tell them:
'Dry it up and fart it out'.
No unscheduled stops for that guy.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (MHBzu)
Is that still going on?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (kvcnI)
Who cares? It was dope AF in the 60s, and it's dope AF now. Let's just enjoy it, and whatever images come back, and pray they don't fuck it up and die.
Agreed. From a technical standpoint I'd much prefer SpaceX was doing it, but Trump wants FedGov doing it for this year's 2 1/2-centennial. Along with the LED screens on the Washington Monument so they can make it look like a giant dick and cause Obama to lose his mind.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (KtOUo)
The Martians and Venusians, that have been battling it out on the far side for the past 50 years for the right to conquer Earth, will call a truce as the humans fly-by. So there will be no thermonuclear weapons light-show that would tip-off us Earthlings.
Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (Sco7b)
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"My God! It's full of stars!"
Posted by: Dave Bowman at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Stateless
*SNORT
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (U7QMZ)
Shitter is full Clark
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (NtVYv)
Sadly enough, that's likely what this mission will be remembered for.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (8mulE)
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal!
Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (LVvlK)
Savannah Guthrie wonders if Jesus has ever suffered a wound like she is suffering from now.
Get a grip.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Fbc0I)
Well, there are no Parking Blocks in Space.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (TLp3A)
People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Ian S.
They'll rake care of that during the comms blackout. You know how NASA frowns upon hazing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (xG4kz)
She'll be comin' 'round the dark side when she comes
(when she comes)
She'll be comin' 'round the dark side when she comes
(when she comes) 🎶
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Fbc0I)
And can drop a log big enough to break a space toilet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (n17eQ)
willowed
The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.
Posted by: wth
i wanna know which astronut shat out the Red River Logjam requiring captain Henry Miller Shreve to "remove the raft".
Posted by: BifBewalski
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (PnEh/)
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh-oh yeah, bark at the moon
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Sgt. Stedenko at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM
Nuke the Moon.
https://tinyurl.com/2v7e8mrj
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (yxDRE)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)
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Actually, Mary Cloggenstein is immortal.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (RIvkX)
with trepidation they approached the structure...it was a US Navy base.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (19SAM)
Disappointment when I saw graphics of something that was accomplished 48 years ago.
Posted by: steven at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (QOrsj)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (dmDsy)
First to use the space loo!
Posted by: Col. Burrito Tuesday at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (IJqrQ)
I was wondering why they didn't simply number them with a label so that EVERYONE onboard and on the ground (who had access to a schematic of the spacecraft) would know which window was which.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (ESVrU)
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She broke the shitter and used up all the toilet paper.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)
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*gasps*
*grasps pearls*
Oh, my! How very...American.
Posted by: Karen Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (XuXeR)
The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.
Posted by: wth
Yeah. It was supposed to be a 3 INCH drain pipe.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (U7QMZ)
Groton Connecticut.
A blast from the past. Many decades ago I lived there when Dad was in the Navy.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (3ek7K)
Might have to pull that one off the racks for this evening.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (EXyHK)
BEN ROETHLISBERGER warms up in the bullpen...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (XuXeR)
And of course, the Moon is a part of Texas. Neil even called it Houston...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (XuXeR)
___________
Actually, part of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Orlando.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (MHBzu)
Posted by: huerfano at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (GD0B3)
The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)
Your underwear is old.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (eycOx)
We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.
We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (Sco7b)
They should thank 2 entities.
God.
The US Taxpayer.
Posted by: Kestrel.986 at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (wyl5F)
We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.
We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD
Like an old man yelling at clouds, "NO CHANGE!"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (U7QMZ)
We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)
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Shit, man.
Some people still listen to The Beatles for some unknown reason, fer goodness sake.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (oqH4h)
I was wondering why they didn't simply number them with a label so that EVERYONE onboard and on the ground (who had access to a schematic of the spacecraft) would know which window was which.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Commercial carriers on the Great Lakes simply use "right" or "left" to refer to which side of the vessel presently requires your attention. True navigational fact!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (xG4kz)
We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.
We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)
Its timeless, because hippy liberals never change even when they are burning down cities for peace.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (XuXeR)
And they had to delete a funny cat video to do it!
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (Cuw0G)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)
Your underwear is old.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later
I'm wearing underwear older than most college students.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (3ek7K)
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*sniffs*
They let just about anyone live there now.
Posted by: Karen Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)
Some people still listen to The Beatles for some unknown reason, fer goodness sake.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (oqH4h)
_________
Hey!
Posted by: Ed Driscoll at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (MHBzu)
We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.
We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)
Clogenstein is not funny , that is the problem, not the repetition. The poster is a dullard. Lace wigs are funny and awesome.
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (oY6Yp)
Like Ed what's his name at Insty?
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (U7QMZ)
C-mon can't we get a like button?
Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (ZhdAT)
And they had to delete a funny cat video to do it!
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (Cuw0G)
on the original Apollo the cat videos used discrete circuits.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (XuXeR)
She did not find it funny for some reason. Women.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (zZu0s)
Integrity for one feature, Carol for another - a passed away loved one...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)
I mean, I can make you weep for the next generation: https://tinyurl.com/38mb4pvy
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (JCZqz)
Come join us.
Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (BvmD+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (MHBzu)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)
People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (2ocoG)
LOL.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)
watch them get into a fight about which seat is even farther away so they get the record. Watch the Canadian, they touch the rock in curling.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)
Too late ... and no trucks
Posted by: Buccee's at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8mulE)
People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (2ocoG)
LOL.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (g8Ew
we need to annex her hometown so they are retroactively American.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Ch4Qk)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
The on-board Canadian is a male.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Karen Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (RIvkX)
----
one of those 'South Of The Border' billboards
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8mulE)
It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)
hmm. i suddenly find myself wondering why we tend to hear "uranian" as the adjective for things associated with uranus rather than "uranal".
Posted by: anachronda
why isn't it "urani"?
*looks at nurse for answer*
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (PnEh/)
Different hashes for the Clog comments.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (3ek7K)
Mary, contrary to opinio, is quite tech savvy.
She has a rotating VPN
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8mulE)
It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)
And Rachel Corrie...she's fallen flat recently though
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)
The on-board Canadian is a male. And they had to hog wrestle him to stop him from wanting to put maple syrup on his space breakfasts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: I Heart Mary Cloggenstein at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (BvmD+)
Posted by: Don Black
With a giant tardigrade wearing a sombrero.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Technically, isn't that point called the 'spongee' of the orbit?
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (Cuw0G)
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)
It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)
Hawaiian Judge
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (eajtS)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (ESVrU)
They could have resolved that by just saying "port-starboard-fore-aft"
However, it is NASA so even putting a dab of paint on would require three months of debate, changes in every mission booklet, and a separate declaration of climate and environmental neutrality matched with the addition of paint documentation in the MSDS and another waiver from EPA.
The 60's were a simpler time, they would notice that something was carcinogenic so they would make sure to verbally instruct the assembly team to wash their hands after using it and call it good.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Frank Barone
.......
They should stop to use the restroom.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (7ca92)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
Something nobody can complain about the remake being made more gay.
Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (ZhdAT)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
The Paolo.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell Ya Later
How could you forget about me?!? And during my father's mourning period!!!!!
Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BvmD+)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (cWffP)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (GD0B3)
Well, Lamborghini has a Uris...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (XuXeR)
_______
And a color called "Blu Uranus." Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)
tinyurl.com/uhzah2ae
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 02:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)
Iron Eyes Cody.
They are not the 'real' people. Relax.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
>> They made a new He-Man movie? I had no idea. Looks like ass.
They needed Max Von Sydow, Topol, Brian Blessed, and a Queen Soundtrack.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (o5nY2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (RIvkX)
"As we round the moon, SPONGE!"
Everyone at NASA, "WTF?"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (U7QMZ)
-------------------------------
Almost everyone...
Posted by: That one guy at NASA laughing hysterically at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (OGOaV)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)
well not the 'at least one'. An American citizen who marries a foreigner has 100 pct citizen kids.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM
I would probably watch that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)
As only one guy raises his hand...
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (Cuw0G)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (koh6z)
That seems stupid...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (eajtS)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (GD0B3)
I always got my greatest fun by interacting with "her"
Mary! The neighbors said you were out in the back yard at midnight yelling incoherently, did your cats run away again? Didn't they make their way to the shelter last time?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (rbvCR)
As only one guy raises his hand...
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM
In space, no one can hear you fap.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Jaimo
Dunno, but you can damn well be that the Left will immediately pivot to him being ineligible for birthright citizenship on that basis as soon as he looks like he might be in danger of running. Then they will call for his immediate deportation.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)
Was birthright citizenship in effect then?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (KtOUo)
President Trump- I'm not even sure Iran has any mine ships left. They're very good bullshit artists.'
Lol
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (BCuCF)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (4NO2D)
I just found out that Wilfred Brimley was only 2 years older than Robert Redford when they made The Natural.
I think Wilfed Brimley probably looked like a 43 year old man when he was a baby.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Ookla the Mok at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (eycOx)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM
I would probably watch that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)
_________
Flash Gordon references without mention of Ornella Muti? The Blade is very very very disappoint.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (BCuCF)
Posted by: No Name Today
It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later
It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Yuri Gregarious at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (7ca92)
C-SPAN has another not historic first by having mostly women giving us The Science. And this woman has the added bonus of uptalking.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)
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Wilfred Brimley exited the womb with a full-time job and a tax liability.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (oqH4h)
>> Flash Gordon references without mention of Ornella Muti? The Blade is very very very disappoint.
NO!! NOT THE BORE WORMS!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (wirt8)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM
I would probably watch that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)
_________
Flash Gordon references without mention of Ornella Muti? The Blade is very very very disappoint.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
I can't flush the toilet, Dave.
Posted by: HAL9000
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)
Was birthright citizenship in effect then?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)
I think that's a reference to the Natural Born Citizen clause in the constitution.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)
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Challenge accepted.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (oqH4h)
I, for one, hope they win their case. Marco Rubio could be the greatest non-President in history if he removes 50 million illegitimate citizens.
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (Cuw0G)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (NtVYv)
C-SPAN has another not historic first by having mostly women giving us The Science. And this woman has the added bonus of uptalking.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (vbXSk)
they better miss the moon, if they run smack into it that would be bad.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: torabora
I doubt they brought some. You don't want ducts on a spacecraft.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (diia5)
Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (+nGQQ)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
I don't even laugh, and I still lost mine.
-- Brie Larson
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (xG4kz)
He's staying in lunar orbit, so he doesn't get scheduled for MAID for a minor bruise.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
That's not funny.
Posted by: Brie Larson at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)
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Yeah, Brimley is one of those guys that looked 60 when they were 40 and still looked 60 when they were 80.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (Kt19C)
==
Prince Adam was gay. Gay as Hop-Sing.
He-Man. Not gay.
Posted by: you can ask Teela at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (GD0B3)
You have to make the round oxygens filters from the LEM fit into the square oxygen filtered holes in the Pod.
Posted by: Captain Lovell at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (IifOV)
I, for one, hope they win their case. Marco Rubio could be the greatest non-President in history if he removes 50 million illegitimate citizens.
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (Cuw0G)
He will be too busy as the Grand Admiral of Hormuz.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
That's not funny.
Posted by: Brie Larson at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (gKWVE)
YES IT IS.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (9vFyc)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (GD0B3)
I'm going to ask grok what the longest one currently is. We're up to about 72 genders btw.
Wow....
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Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (4NO2D)
It is sad when consumer appliances fail to thrive. Perhaps it was taken away from its mother too soon, like all those poor Tamagotchi?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: The Muppet Show at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)
I wish he'd stick to chicken...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Sco7b)
Yep.
Right after the rest of the leadership is dead
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (3ek7K)
He offered it in exchange for basically what he's been after the whole time.
Within the past hour or so, the Iranians told him to fuck off in the direction of his choosing and issued their own 10 demands.
So. Tomorrow will be... spicy in Iran.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (FmapG)
==
no he is not
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (GD0B3)
for some reason he thought Pakistan might have an ulterior motive.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)
I'm sad 'cause it doesn't have "President Donald J. Trump" anywhere on it.
I mean, the old one didn't either.
I just ... wanted Trump to have found another way to piss off the left.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (3ek7K)
26 years is a pretty good run for a Magic Chef appliance.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (2GVsD)
if it's in the "news" then it's a pathetic lie
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (MIIRH)
Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (3ek7K
Did you see Iran’s response to the offer? They said they’d consider it if we paid them a billion dollars in reparations for the damage we did. Not kidding.
Trump knew their response would be something idiotic like that, this is why he’s free to make any wild sounding negotiation he thinks sounds good. He gets the PR and moral boost from having made a generous offer, and it’s cost free because the Iranians are incapable of negotiation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (UA2di)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (2GVsD)
I think just conventionally spicy.
But in new places.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (FmapG)
I wish he'd stick to chicken...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Sco7b)
Bastard was behind the anti pluto crap at a convention. He will have the ninth circle of hell for that.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (8avO+)
I wish he'd stick to chicken...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Sco7b)
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Is there a more pompous gasbag than that guy?
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)
_________
"Yea, we made a movie about that ...."
Iron Sky
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)
He was Little Joe's biological father.
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Johnny Carson - I always wondered about Ponderosa. Ben Cartwright and his three sons on that ranch, no women. Were any of them gay?
Michael Landon. No absolutely not. But thank God Hop-Sing was!
Posted by: ba boom sis at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (anL5R)
So a "living document?
Otherwise known as "pulled outta our ass"
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (MIIRH)
see, this guy gets it!
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)
I could probably find that on Kindle Unlimited.
Posted by: including the exclamation points at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (gKWVE)
_PDJT
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oqH4h)
Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.
In the meantime, his primary responsibility to run the museum gift shop is being ripped off by its slacker staffers, for whom he was responsible for "on boarding" them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (XuXeR)
_PDJT
Posted by: Braenyard -
I better call before then, in that case.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)
Mega Hobby's going out of business sale continues.
Just ordered an Eduard 1/48 P-38F left engine for the Tamiya kit, $29. Along with other stuff like ECU duct for the A-10C and PE for the Magic Factory A-4M.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Oldcat
Anti-pluto, 100% pure anti-pluto!
Posted by: Commodore Decker at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: ballistic
Obama.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)
I will throw in a Stephen ColBERT and Jimmy Kimmel for filler.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (IXZGh)
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Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .
Posted by: shamed roman legionary at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (anL5R)
First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)
That's what the Nancy Pelosi - Hillary Clinton
Polaroids are for....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (Sco7b)
First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (cWLG3)
The media is the enemy of the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ballistic
Obama.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)
I will throw in a Stephen ColBERT and Jimmy Kimmel for filler.
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WTF People? I know I have a fckin podcast now, but I'm still getting it done!!!
Posted by: Queef Olberman at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (anL5R)
So a "living document?
Otherwise known as "pulled outta our ass"
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (XuXeR)
Hey!
Posted by: Gaggle of Lawyers That Agonized Over It at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (PrsTH)
Can we say Logan Act, or is that just for lesser men?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)
Well I never!
/attempts to cross arms, breaks down crying when I realize I've only got the one.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: shamed roman legionary
And, of course, words are never allowed to change meanings.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (cWLG3)
I didn't know U of M had a branch in Red China. Figures.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (2GVsD)
Can we say Logan Act, or is that just for lesser men?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (rbvCR)
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If I remember correctly, the Logan Act has been on the books since the 18th century and never once been successfully prosecuted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (mdSmG)
Just ordered an Eduard 1/48 P-38F left engine for the Tamiya kit, $29. Along with other stuff like ECU duct for the A-10C and PE for the Magic Factory A-4M.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (2GVsD)
*heads off to go shopping*
Thanks, Anna.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (IXZGh)
Where else would it go? To the bottom like LBQTers?
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (8mulE)
Are they asking that Red Chinese sites in the Moon be referred to as Xi's Ghettos?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (xG4kz)
/attempts to cross arms, breaks down crying when I realize I've only got the one.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)
You can still be productive in life, love.
Posted by: One Armed Drummer from Def Leppard at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (wGerL)
First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
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You should never take a headline literally. Or seriously. Or figuratively for that matter. You should completely ignore them.
Posted by: Its all bullshit at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (anL5R)
Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.
In the meantime, his primary responsibility to run the museum gift shop is being ripped off by its slacker staffers, for whom he was responsible for "on boarding" them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (xG4kz)
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Tyson could have lent his expertise to the writers of the "Pigs in Space" series on the Muppet Show.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (cWLG3)
Can we say Logan Act, or is that just for lesser men?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (rbvCR)
This is great, they will get NATO to throw us out. Too bad Obama doesn't know the Tar Baby story.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (8avO+)
First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
Those "Chinese University of Michigan" sweatshirts are probably a hot seller.
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (Cuw0G)
Tyson could have lent his expertise to the writers of the "Pigs in Space" series on the Muppet Show.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (cWLG3)
One with no actual 'expertise' should be invited to lend a damn thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)
@EricLDaugh
OMG, funniest president EVER!
"I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."
"So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language!" 😭
"They say if I ran for president of Venezuela, I'm polling higher than anybody has ever pulled in Venezuela."
There will never be another like him!
I think Marco Rubio could help Trump with this
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (gKWVE)
--- signed, the guy who wrote the "North American Treaty Organization" headline
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)
Seems she shaved off parts of her brain when she shaved her head.
Stupid twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (GDFK9)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I don't believe it, but I certainly wish it were true.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (a+4eV)
--- signed, the guy who wrote the "North American Treaty Organization" headline
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (0bjKf)
Our betters are such idiots. At least the old nobles could swing a sword.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (gKWVE)
Is that one started by Qatucker Qatarlson or Ben "My Sister Has Big Tits" Shapiro?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (IXZGh)
I thought the Netflix series a few years ago where He-Man and Skeletor are trapped in a cuckshed dimension while all the women from the show scissor each other and beat up the remaining men would've killed anyone's desire to ever see it again.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I don't believe it, but I certainly wish it were true.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Especially since NATO is North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (IXZGh)
Oh, you're leaving out a bunch of stuff. What about John Carter? What about all the alien abduction victims? Also, assuming aliens aren't "men" is a bit specieist. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (rsRnr)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)
It can be really funny, but you've got to sock it right.
It's not that she's stupid and can't talk or type. It's actually much worse.
She's VERY educated, but educated to the point that she's an idiot and believes impossible things that only educated people can be fooled into believing.
Oh, and morally outraged while fighting to be able to murder 9 month gestation babies. You have to get the moral outrage, the massive ego, and the hypocrisy right for it to be funny.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Fine, now refund us all the money we've shoveled into your capacious Euromaws lo these many decades.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: WisRich at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (G0vdT)
"So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language!" 😭
"They say if I ran for president of Venezuela, I'm polling higher than anybody has ever pulled in Venezuela."
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (NpAcC)
I don't recall anything in the Constitution forbidding such a thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)
So you mean the bill from Schoolhouse Rock knew how to throw some punches?
Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (PrsTH)
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth on the rescued F-15 crew member:
“His first message was simple and it was powerful. He sent a message: ‘God is good’.”
“Shot down on a Friday, Good Friday... flown out of Iran as the sun was rising on Easter Sunday.”
https://tinyurl.com/3p67937h
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (NpAcC)
They'll be keeping all of our money, though.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Seems them cutting billions from their coffers isn't something they'd actually do.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (Sco7b)
That is so far out of the scope of Congress's authority, it's not even funny.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2GVsD)
Isn't it North Atlantic Treaty Organization ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (eajtS)
Obama reportedly loves back channels, so that checks out. Especially at gay bathhouses.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: My Tinfoil Hat is Too Tight at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (V362x)
President Trump should start that.
Membership of one.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (Sco7b)
Us and Alberta, or Cool Canada as it will be styled.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (8avO+)
If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)
That is so far out of the scope of Congress's authority, it's not even funny.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (a+4eV)
It's cute you think that fact would stop a Democrat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I don't believe it, but I certainly wish it were true.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Especially since NATO is North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (U7QMZ)
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We're going to form our own treaty organization, and YOU'RE NOT INVITED!
Posted by: Canada at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (cWLG3)
First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
Those "Chinese University of Michigan" sweatshirts are probably a hot seller.
Posted by: t-bird
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Is this part of the Nine top level scientists Dead or Missing?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)
Seems she shaved off parts of her brain when she shaved her head.
Stupid twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Charles Barkley says what???
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)
Ace of Spades
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (8avO+)
I was working for Collins Radio at the time, and a different division was handling a big part of the Deep Space Comm system, so lots of company
Somewhere around here, I still have the 8 X10 glossy copy of the famous "earthrise" photo from Apollo 8 that the company passed out to anyone that requested it.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (0r3iH)
Posted by: rickb223
... yeah, good point.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (a+4eV)
Mooney McMoonpie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
Given the quality of the NASA video, I'd put about a 35% bet on Polymarket that Artemis is completely fake because NASA expelled everyone competent during the Biden junta.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: shamed roman legionary
And, of course, words are never allowed to change meanings.
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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But I would not be in favor of calling it something else that it isn't, like petunia. Those are different things. The inability to tell one from the other is not to be celebrated.
I mean, changing the meanings of words is not exactly something that I am generally in favor of. I like them the way they are. They represent a real thing, usually. But I'm picky. Decimate is just an example of how people mis used a word and we have re defined it to mean the popular, albeit misunderstood, use.
Posted by: Excuse me, but I'm feeling a little uptight . . . at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (rsRnr)
Like the first couple of seasons of Stargate where Capt Carter's dad kept trying to get her into NASA so she could get into space
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)
Ace of Spades
Posted by: Oldcat
Acehole.
"Coming to you live from Moonbase Acehole".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (U7QMZ)
327 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
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We haven't been hearing about ICE protests either.
Probably because Trump stopped deporting and just opened the border again, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:43 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)
Forna
Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 02:43 PM (LVvlK)
Posted by: Premature Ejaculator at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (7ca92)
Posted by: Canada at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (cWLG3)
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Will there be hookers and blackjack? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Hurry it up. We only have the costumes for one more hour.
Posted by: Peter North at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: shamed roman legionary
I don't see why it wouldn't be.
Indicates a painful but limited strike to encourage the others.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
no, NATO is officially uninvolved. Even the EU is not involved since Russia won't even speak to them.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (8avO+)
I had Newsmax on this morning and their headline crawl said "RUSSIA BOMBS TODDLER IN UKRAINE" and I thought for a minute that they meant Zelensky. I mean, he's almost short enough.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Piper
Hurry it up. We only have the costumes for one more hour.
Posted by: Peter North
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham
LOL, one giant hole asking what should be the name of another giant hole ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (HXT0k)
==
Its like they have never seen Stargate . . .
Posted by: A liberal genius at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: shamed roman legionary
I don't see why it wouldn't be.
Indicates a painful but limited strike to encourage the others.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (a+4eV)
The original meaning was to have a military unit beat to death one of their 10 messmates with clubs because they were all cowards.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Please! We'll save so much money.
Mamdami was complaining at how much money we've spent on the Iran war, how it could instead go to completely wiping out student debt. Someone should tell him how much money we'd save if we left NATO.
Posted by: LizLem at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (gWBY1)
We are the North American Treaty only it's more than that Donald Trump calls it
Western Hemispherical Independence which includes South America.
Suck it up Europe and all you other hind tit countries. Disappointed that Japan didn't send a couple of boats to Hormuz. It would have been a very powerful move.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LizLem at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (gWBY1)
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Why doesn't he say that about hospice centers taking money but don't exist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (mdSmG)
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Another just as sensical line for that brown cow.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)
Mamdami was complaining at how much money we've spent on the Iran war, how it could instead go to completely wiping out student debt. Someone should tell him how much money we'd save if we left NATO.
Posted by: LizLem at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (gWBY1)
Someone should remind Mamdani how much money would be saved if there were no islham.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
Supposedly, in response to the Hormuz blockade and the shortage of gasoline LPG and Diesel in Europe, Zelensky got asked to stop bombing Russian oil facilities.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (rbvCR)
"Sam...do you really have to say that every step you take?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (mdSmG)
As only one guy raises his hand...
Posted by: t-bird
In space, no one can hear you fap.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Unless you're streaming it on OrbitFans.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (NVsxt)
Jews In Space >>>> Pigs In Space
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)
They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (8avO+)
But that meaning was around for about 30 years before 'decimiate' took on it's now-common meaning 'to cause great destruction to,' or 'to greatly reduce in number.'
https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: LizLem
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Someone should tell him to kiss a pig.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)
oh crap secession again.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)
They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)
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In print.
It made it to print.
But the next story over is fine, I'm sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (SPjSm)
Western Hemispherical Independence which includes South America.
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Wester Hemispherical Independence Partnerships
WHIPS
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Oldcat
Like I said, a painful limited strike to encourage the others.
That it was originally done by a unit in your own army to their own fellows rather than done by your army to the enemy makes this a metaphorical application.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (a+4eV)
They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)
"Bruh. Do you even research?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)
Forna
Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 02:43 PM
I had to say that in my head to get it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)
That's exactly what the NYTimes did: Publish an article with the headline saying "Imagining a North American Treaty Organization" without America," in an attempt to bash Trump.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)
oh crap secession again.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (SPjSm)
--
Another just as sensical line for that brown cow.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)
It's like she's never seen an erector set...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Oldcat
Lol. I wonder if Canada is seething over that too, or if they even noticed.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (a+4eV)
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30 years? It was a punishment for a Roman Legion that broke and ran from battle. The survivors counted off by 10s. Then a number was pulled and that guy got beaten to death by the other nine in his group.
Posted by: A liberal genius at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)
That's exactly what the NYTimes did: Publish an article with the headline saying "Imagining a North American Treaty Organization" without America," in an attempt to bash Trump.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (FmapG)
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In print.
It cannot be emphasized enough that it made it to print in its actual newspaper.
Not some online only thing that gets no oversight. The flagship newspaper itself.
But the next article over is probably fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (koh6z)
Think they need to alter their constitution first so that trade protection isn't lumped into 'offensive war'
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (8avO+)
--
Another just as sensical line for that brown cow.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)
I mean, it HAS been called "shredding mish."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (IXZGh)
Pretty incredible week for America - on Good Friday the Artemis II blasts off for a trip around the moon while a USAF WSO goes missing and then is found on Easter Sunday.
All of this as a result of the never ending courage, ingenuity, steadfast faith, and unending exceptionalism of Americans!
Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (SPjSm)
Posted by: Oldcat
Lol. I wonder if Canada is seething over that too, or if they even noticed.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (a+4eV)
Doesn't NATO stand for "North ATLANTIC Treaty Organization"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
Mooney McMoonpie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
>The Gabbard Irregularity
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (Fbc0I)
I don’t get what all the excitement is about.
What’s next will avocado green appliances be back in style?
Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (xHYkz)
It made it to print.
But the next story over is fine, I'm sure.
Remember, the legacy media has "layers of editors and fact-checkers" while all bloggers have is their pajamas. (The NYT actually said that, for those of you not yet 29).
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)
Unfortunately...almost the inverse of it's original meaning.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ynpvh)
https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
MAKE "DEVASTATION" GREAT AGAIN
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)
"Bruh. Do you even research?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (IXZGh)
----
They must have confused "NATO" with "NAFTA."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ESVrU)
I don’t get what all the excitement is about.
What’s next will avocado green appliances be back in style?
Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (xHYkz)
No... I don't care either ... Seems like a waste of money
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (eajtS)
Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
---
Chihuahua has been yapping it up but no space for him in the news at the moment.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
Not according to the NYT. Bow to your betters.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (a+4eV)
We are on to "mogging" now. Do try to keep up.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (77rzZ)
--
This is how it starts.
Give it a couple of decades and "woman" will mean "man". Its new and improved!
Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (anL5R)
Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (FmapG)
For a Democrat that's a positive boon.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Hurry it up. We only have the costumes for one more hour.
Posted by: Peter North at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM
Leave Piper alone and go acknowledge some yuge tracts of land, Cannuck Boy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Not anymore. Today we're redefining word so they mean the opposite of what they mean.
And since the New York Times is An Authority, NATO is now officially the North American Treaty organization, which means Europe is out.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: A liberal genius at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (anL5R)
Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)
If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)
_______
"My Boyfriend's Deep Ass"
-- Don LeMon
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
They're too busy trying to figure out how to pronounce the right tones in "Xi Jinpeng".
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (2ocoG)
I don’t get what all the excitement is about.
What’s next will avocado green appliances be back in style?
Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (xHYkz)
No... I don't care either ... Seems like a waste of money
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (eajtS)
You gonna point to something the government does that is NOT a waste?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (8avO+)
Decimation was considered extreme even by the romans. To be fair, they were the ones who came up with it for units who ran in battle. Serious business.
Iirc the punishment for falling asleep on guard was... beating followed by beheading.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)
Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (FmapG)
=====
Dem insiders probably know that whatever's in those files to be released is...real bad, and they're just getting ahead of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: It's me donna
---
Ten years, billions of dollars, they'll be lucky to get home alive, and the commode doesn't work.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (IXZGh)
***
ME??!!!!
You're the ones who keep electing worthless garbage Lindsey Graham onto office.
Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (guR9l)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)
That was like 600 BC or something.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (8avO+)
You’d really need to work hard at being stupid for that to happen
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (mdSmG)
My assumption, too. I'd send you the article if you could read.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (FmapG)
=====
Spicoli doesn't live in SC.
Want to, I don't know...not be an asshole? Or should we just start banning you now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (mdSmG)
That was two weeks(tm) ago. The new hotness is "retardmaxxing" after Elon (and Marc Andreesen) endorsed it.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (FmapG)
======
Wouldn't do me any good.
I'm illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (mdSmG)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (8avO+)
I'm not saying it on my own - I'm relaying what Webster told me.
https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)
it was death penalty in armies all through history, even in modern times.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2GVsD)
====
Yesterday, Insty posted an X comment on a related subject:
(Originally written by Paula Bolyard) -
In an October 1903 article, the New York Times predicted it would take “one to ten million years” for man to develop a working “flying machine.”
We all know how that turned out. Sixty-nine days later, on Dec. 17, 1903, Orville and Wilbur Wright made their historic first successful flight in the heavier-than-air Wright Flyer in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.
Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Braenyard
Fun fact: The name of the Emperor Commodus in Russian in "Kommod," pronounced almost exactly like our "commode."
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)
Do we get a vote in how words are used, or is it "everyone else so shut up"?
'Cause that is what I get told about diversity and the designated batter rule, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (8avO+)
I'm not saying it on my own - I'm relaying what Webster told me.
https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)
Webster doesn't know crap about when or if Ancient Romans had an alternate meaning for decimate.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)
I'm illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (mdSmG)
Yes, he uses Idiot-to-text.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s)
===
Well, I'm laughing at the notion that the word wasn't introduced over 2000 years ago. It was. The wrong use of the word may have been introduced 30 years ago and then because fashion apparently matters, they just inverted the meaning of the word and said tra la! Experts!
Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (anL5R)
Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
He who digs a pit will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him.
Posted by: Proverbs 26:27 at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (Sco7b)
----------------
She broke the shitter and used up all the toilet paper.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)
Lol. Is it asking too much for these long haired astronauts to maybe put their hair in a braid so they dont have all that dander & shit flying around in the capsule. No one wants long hairs floating around in the face.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (i0Hi3)
'Cause that is what I get told about diversity and the designated batter rule, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rbvCR)
I mean, you can do whatever you want. The dictionary is sort of the repository of definitions, though. I'm not sure how one would go about even making that argument.
I'm not a logophile, though, so what do I know?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)
We all know how that turned out. Sixty-nine days later, on Dec. 17, 1903, Orville and Wilbur Wright made their historic first successful flight in the heavier-than-air Wright Flyer in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.
Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)
There had been balloons for about 400 years by then.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)
At this point, just line up 10 people who are, ahem, sticking to the original definition and demonstrate.
Posted by: Vendette Know Nearsider is a Hockey Goaltender at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (PrsTH)
Posted by: Proverbs 26:27 at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM
You're an asshole.
Posted by: Sisyphus at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (bFu5X)
@EndWokeness
Trump tells kids about the auto-pen:
"Biden was unable to sign his name, so they followed him around with this big machine"
https://tinyurl.com/3hadfezx
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (NpAcC)
"Three whole ships? To cross the ocean westward? And he's not even Spanish! "
Some guy in Spain, 1492...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (4NO2D)
Far Side Fly-By Open Thread
There's not a single Far Side in this post, Ace. Real disappoint. (No, I'm not the first to say it.)
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (rsRnr)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
He should suggest nuking them. That always goes over well.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)
No, you're right, obviously. Why would people who study words for a living know anything about words from the olden times?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
------------
It is, now, a common term meaning torn to pieces.
The IRGC that went the false location fed to them by the CIA were decimated by the A-10s and ground fire.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (a+4eV)
The Canadian keeps asking when they're going to get there.
He shut up for awhile when the others told him if he's quiet and sits in the back, they'll take him to Bucky's.
Then he realized that the Moon has not Bucky's...yet.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (iJfKG)
"Oof"
Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (jrgJz)
===
Experts!!!
The same ones who are now trying to convince you a man is a woman.
Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (anL5R)
Again, I am certain that this pot of hot potatoes dumped on Swalwell is coming from Katie Porter's campaign. She's trying into the top two in the "jungle primary", which she can only do if she takes Swalwell's votes.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)
---
Would you like some mayo with that crow?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (koh6z)
Better, that article cited "experts".
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)
But it was rhe beating before the beheading that added that special touch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)
He who rolls a big one will get high and fall into a pit"
Cheech and Chong/maybe
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (XuXeR)
===
Experts!!!
The same ones who are now trying to convince you a man is a woman.
Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (anL5R)
if they could define what a woman is at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM
https://tinyurl.com/4w8fck84
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (i0Hi3)
*******
I'd love to fling my hair around in space.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (4NO2D)
By no means the first time. Every Apollo mission that went to the moon did this.
Posted by: AB at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (ArLSQ)
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM
https://tinyurl.com/4w8fck84
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM
Lol, perfect!
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (qWalT)
I'm not a logophile, though, so what do I know?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)
No, no, I understand everyone accepted the Designated Hitter, so I can knuckle under to the tyranny of the majority. The question has always been, since Humpty Dumpty first stated it, "who is to be the master"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)
I'd love to fling my hair around in space.
Posted by: redridinghood
--
It looks like medusa.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (koh6z)
Posted by: Bulg
Unfortunately...almost the inverse of it's original meaning.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
There are enough words like that that there's a word for them: contronyms.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 03:07 PM (NVsxt)
Posted by: Proverbs 26:27 at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM
You're an asshole.
Posted by: Sisyphus at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (bFu5X)
***
What's your hang up man...
Posted by: Oedipus at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (affD0)
Go argue with the president.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (koh6z)
I'm not a logophile, though, so what do I know?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)
No, no, I understand everyone accepted the Designated Hitter, so I can knuckle under to the tyranny of the majority. The question has always been, since Humpty Dumpty first stated it, "who is to be the master"
==
Interesting to note. Word's meanings evolve over time. ALways have.
I mean we are literally changing the meaning of literally right now.
Posted by: Black JEM at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:12 PM (OQ3w/)
How are you doing, Jim?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)
Okay. Bit of a headache today, sinus related. Still having an issue related to surgery (maybe) that doesn't want to go away. Oh well, it isn't killing me. yet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (ynpvh)
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