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Posted by: Muchas buchas at January 24, 2026 07:46 AM (CDX35) 2
Remembering all those on the Prayer List - as well as those with unmentioned burdens - in my Rosary intentions. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 07:51 AM (tgvbd) 3
I like my coffee like I like my Somalians, ICED.
Posted by: guy who likes cold coffee at January 24, 2026 07:51 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: man at January 24, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR) 5
I haven't seen anything from the Archdiocese saying the Sunday Obligation has been lifted because of the weather. Since the roads are forecast to be icy tomorrow morning, I'll be going to Vigil Mass this afternoon at my local parish up the road. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 07:56 AM (tgvbd) 6
Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 24, 2026 07:56 AM (bQ4nt) Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2026 07:57 AM (qwVdq) 8
Life isn't fair. Mozart spent only a couple days composing, and now hundreds of years de-composing.
Posted by: Memento Mori at January 24, 2026 07:57 AM (oftw2) 9
Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 07:58 AM (Ia/+0) 10
Healing, comfort, and restoration to those on Annie's list and to those who are not but could be.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX) 11
Good morning again dear horde with thanks to annie and mh and you morons for praying
{grammie} {TiFW} {CoMM} Hiya JT Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX) 12
Days=decades
Posted by: Memento Mori at January 24, 2026 07:58 AM (oftw2) 13
How's the weather? /s
Fine. Rain moving out, mid 50's, so... Mrs' relatives up north? Not so nice. I, OTOH, don't have to shovel humidity. Posted by: man at January 24, 2026 07:58 AM (XuXeR) 14
Good morning Hordelings. Nice time machine, Mis Hum.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2026 07:58 AM (QMAsf) 15
LAsue's brother passed away
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 07:58 AM (Ia/+0) 16
Did someone say coffee?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 24, 2026 07:58 AM (s01Ld) 17
g'mornin' again, 'rons it's RF cold out there...-8° at Casa de AltonJackson...no real wind to speak of, so I gots that going for me three of five vehicles started on the used Ford lot that is my driveway, so now I get to spend some quality time jumping the two problem children Posted by: AltonJackson at January 24, 2026 07:59 AM (tljrc) 18
The 10am start time for snow arrived at 6a. Worst part in this evening. Calling for 13" today and 3'' tomorrow. Currently 7 deg. Wind chill -10.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 24, 2026 07:59 AM (bQ4nt) 19
En mi casa toman Bustelo!
Posted by: Caffiend at January 24, 2026 07:59 AM (oftw2) 20
LaSue posted yesterday her brother is of blessed memory this week.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 08:00 AM (RIvkX) 21
I was surprised to see the coffee thread, I forgot it was Saturday. Snowmageddon appears to be starting here, rattling ice is slowly coming down now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 24, 2026 08:00 AM (IUuBi) Posted by: man at January 24, 2026 08:00 AM (XuXeR) 23
we are all the way up to 9 degrees, heading towards what the forecast claims will be 15 today. Shorts day!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 24, 2026 08:01 AM (s01Ld) 24
After I put the trash out to the curb (rain is stopping), I think a couple of egg, sausage, & cheese biscuits are in order.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2026 08:02 AM (wVcYX) 25
Have loved Sinatra's Coffee Song for years. Thanks for posting it!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 24, 2026 08:03 AM (2Ez/1) 26
Midwest Chick's memes:
https://tinyurl.com/5cretc2d Powerline Week in Pictures: https://tinyurl.com/4x8ddy3b Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 24, 2026 08:03 AM (O7YUW) 27
Any word on grammie?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2026 08:03 AM (PWoPH) 28
The revised weather report here has the low tonight at 37. Brrrr.
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F) 29
Current temperature where I am:
-17 deg F with a wind chill of -35. It's gotten colder since 7 am. (I'm so staying indoors.) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 24, 2026 08:05 AM (O7YUW) 30
Prayers of comfort to those on the prayer list.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2026 08:06 AM (qWRc4) 31
5 cars? Are you forming a caravan road trip. There is no benefit to starting an engine in cold weather if you’re not going to drive it. It is important to keep the battery fully charged. Before cold weather hits. I’m not trying to argue or judge here, this is my considered opinion.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 24, 2026 08:06 AM (PQwzA) 32
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 08:00 AM (RIvkX)
Prayers of comfort and strength for all who knew and loved him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 08:06 AM (AphQx) 33
Sharkman posted on behalf of Niederemeyer’s Dead Horse that NDH was given a prognosis of 6 months to live due to heart failure. The plan is for NDH to move into the Mayo Clinic to receive treatment and wait for a transplant. NDH's daughter posted to her twitter account yesterday afternoon that NDH was 'sposed to have the "impella" surgery on Friday, but it got bumped to today or possibly Monday, due to some operating room scheduling conflict at Mayo Posted by: AltonJackson at January 24, 2026 08:07 AM (tljrc) 34
I normally go to 8am Mass on Sundays. But tomorrow morning is not going to be nice. I am going to the 5pm vigil Mass tonight. My parish church added a 7pm Mass for this evening.
btw, you don't need dispensation from the Bishop to skip Mass. If you cannot attend, it's okay. It's only bad when you can attend and choose not to. Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 24, 2026 08:08 AM (qFwJc) Posted by: Somali Joe, Day Care Owner at January 24, 2026 08:08 AM (R/m4+) 36
I have a nice road trip to san luis obispo in a few hours. Should hit 63 and partly cloudy.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 24, 2026 08:08 AM (KAi1n) 37
Last night , some crazy guy wearing a football jersey drove his Mercedes through the doors of the McNamara terminal at Detroit Metro airport and straight into a Delta ticket counter.To do so meant he had to make a 90 degree turn off the road and gun it directly through the glass automatic doors and across the concourse into the counter.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2026 08:10 AM (qWRc4) 38
Dead or partially batteries will freeze, this is no bueno. “Batteries die in July, they just don’t keel over till January”.
A battery charger will pay for itself many times over. I find the old school special needs chargers are actually better in some ways than the talented & gifted chargers. Alternators are not really suitable to recharge the battery anyway, it is hard on them. Posted by: Common Tater at January 24, 2026 08:10 AM (PQwzA) 39
Midwest Chick's memes:
https://tinyurl.com/5cretc2d Powerline Week in Pictures: https://tinyurl.com/4x8ddy3b Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 24, 2026 08:03 AM (O7YUW) I wonder how many people won't get the kid playing with the bomb core. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e) 40
I would like to ask prayers for L.. She is the daughter of P. Who is part of my senior care worship and Bible study group. L has cancer and lives in Florida. They talk almost every night, but it's hard for her mom to be separated from daughter at this difficult time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 08:11 AM (AphQx) Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 24, 2026 08:13 AM (qFwJc) 42
I have a nice road trip to san luis obispo in a few hours. Should hit 63 and partly cloudy.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 24, 2026 08:08 AM (KAi1n) ===== I hope you can drive on the coast it will be gorgeous today. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: man at January 24, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR) 44
Recent prayer updates:
Buzzion said Christina was released from jail. Doof’s mother was released from the hospital to a rehabilitation facility. Prayers are still appreciated and neeeded. Diogenes said his friend’s son has stage 4 brain cancer. Emmie and her family have been loaned/rented an affordable car to help out, but there are still a lot of problems to work through. Posted by: Anniestew at January 24, 2026 08:14 AM (VwYKq) 45
I think a couple of egg, sausage, & cheese biscuits are in order.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2026 08:02 AM (wVcYX) This sounds like an excellent plan! I get to eat airline food, so I am very jealous. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2026 08:14 AM (g+Pcp) 46
And another amusing headline from the NY Post. Mayor Mamdani insists that there will be remote school if the weather is too bad. No snow day. The reaction to this from the paper is "Frosty the Zo mam"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 08:14 AM (AphQx) 47
Mommy Doktor Jill won't let me drink coffee anymore. She says it goes right through me!
Posted by: Joe From Scranton at January 24, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2) 48
This sounds like an excellent plan! I get to eat airline food, so I am very jealous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2026 08:14 AM (g+Pcp) ==== I love airline food. Its a character flaw. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 08:16 AM (RIvkX) 49
Mommy Doktor Jill won't let me drink coffee anymore. She says it goes right through me!"
No S**t! Posted by: man at January 24, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR) 50
Morning! Prayers for those who need 'em.
Posted by: KT at January 24, 2026 08:17 AM (7vIsy) 51
My heart breaks for all those listed above going through such tough times. Trust in God that He hears your prayers. May he send healing, strength, and mercy to you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 24, 2026 08:17 AM (BobTJ) 52
And what boons were delivered to me from the application update upon which you insisted, word crossword puzzle game? Fixes, stability improvements and optimizations. Oh, of course. You're such a giver. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2026 08:17 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2026 08:19 AM (xG4kz) 54
We we lived in CA my wife and I periodically went down to san luis obispo and had lunch at one of the wineries.
Pretty much an all day affair... just for lunch. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2026 08:19 AM (qwVdq) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 08:19 AM (Cjc4c) 56
Dead or partially batteries will freeze, this is no bueno. “Batteries die in July, they just don’t keel over till January”.
A battery charger will pay for itself many times over. I find the old school special needs chargers are actually better in some ways than the talented & gifted chargers. Alternators are not really suitable to recharge the battery anyway, it is hard on them. Posted by: Common Tater I have four Battery Tender Plus 12V 1.25 AMP maintainers. One on the mower, generator, atv & SxS. Keeps the batteries topped off and trickle charges when necessary. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2026 08:20 AM (zILP0) 57
Sausage & eggs go quickly together, too. A little cheddar, wrap in a quickly roasted tortilla. Bob’s yer Uncle. I throw the latter right on the stove burner and flip it around for a few seconds. Yes, I am practically barbaric. A hash brown would round that out nicely.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 24, 2026 08:21 AM (PQwzA) 58
Has Skip asked for help with his Spider Solitaire addiction yet?
Posted by: Friend of Bill at January 24, 2026 08:21 AM (oftw2) 59
The Best Dog in the History of the World (TM) was euthanized yesterday due to declining health.
I'm getting really tired of death invading my life. Posted by: one hour sober at January 24, 2026 08:22 AM (Y1sOo) 60
Sausage & eggs go quickly together, too. A little cheddar, wrap in a quickly roasted tortilla. Bob’s yer Uncle. I throw the latter right on the stove burner and flip it around for a few seconds. Yes, I am practically barbaric. A hash brown would round that out nicely.
Posted by: Common Tater Tater tots are tiny hash browns. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2026 08:22 AM (zILP0) 61
Sharkman posted on behalf of Niederemeyer’s Dead Horse that NDH was given a prognosis of 6 months to live due to heart failure. The plan is for NDH to move into the Mayo Clinic to receive treatment and wait for a transplant.
NDH's daughter posted to her twitter account yesterday afternoon that NDH was 'sposed to have the "impella" surgery on Friday, but it got bumped to today or possibly Monday, due to some operating room scheduling conflict at Mayo Posted by: AltonJackson at January 24, 2026 08:07 AM (tljrc) For those who haven't seen, and are inclined, there is a gofundme set up for her to help cover expenses. https://tinyurl.com/44dn743x Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2026 08:22 AM (ExV1e) 62
Best Dog in the History of the World "
They are, aren't they. Even in memory they can make me smile. *hugs. Or a firm, manly handshake* Posted by: man at January 24, 2026 08:23 AM (XuXeR) 63
Happy Saturday all… usually this time on a Saturday morning I’d be outside taking my weekend constitutional…. But it’s so icy this morning I’d quickly end up on my backside… I tested the driveway and immediately thought “no dice” (but plenty of ice… not the federal agent variety either)…. Iced in probably until Monday… Thank the Lord for AoS!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 24, 2026 08:24 AM (xT8gx) 64
Yes, I am a tator tot enthusiast! Wonderful nuggets of potatoey goodness.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 24, 2026 08:24 AM (PQwzA) 65
one hour. My condolences. It’s so difficult, had to do the same 2 weeks ago today.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2026 08:25 AM (PWoPH) 66
In case you missed it....
The Empire Strikes Back at Amelia! https://x.com/Huff4Congress/status/2014844807261073636?s=20 Funny stuff! Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2026 08:25 AM (iJfKG) 67
Pretty much an all day affair... just for lunch. Posted by: Martini Farmer[_\i] Please tell us that you took another member of your family in addition to your wife to these so that we can trot out the long since expired "three martini lunch" tag line and administer a couple or more blows to its corpse. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2026 08:26 AM (xG4kz) 68
I am getting orders because wife os sure power outages are coming my way.
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 08:27 AM (Ia/+0) 69
Good morning bundled up morons and ettes!!! Cold and getting colder where we are in DFW. Not bad on the ice and accumulation front. Some icing on roads. But, it's supposed to get worse as the day goes on. We'll see. Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2026 08:28 AM (iJfKG) 70
> I have four Battery Tender Plus 12V 1.25 AMP maintainers. One on the mower, generator, atv & SxS. Keeps the batteries topped off and trickle charges when necessary.
Posted by: rickb223 ------------ I have one of those too. Usually it's on my tractor outside (run and extension cord). I tried to use it on my generator, but the pigtail on the battery for some reason wont work with the one on the Battery Tender. The red and green lights just blink alternately. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2026 08:28 AM (qwVdq) 71
I haven't seen anything from the Archdiocese saying the Sunday Obligation has been lifted because of the weather. Since the roads are forecast to be icy tomorrow morning, I'll be going to Vigil Mass this afternoon at my local parish up the road.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 07:56 AM (tgvbd) Same for us. Prayers for the safety of those adversely affected by the snow/ice storm. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 24, 2026 08:28 AM (pJWtt) 72
Good morning, everyone. 24° here in North Alabama, ~1/16" of ice on the ground and roads so everything in the region is shut down and stopped. Prayers for all asked and inasked as well as those affected by the weather. Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 24, 2026 08:29 AM (QVmho) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2026 08:30 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX) 75
I would post this morning, but winter storm Fern murdered me in my sleep.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 24, 2026 08:31 AM (u73oe) 76
The Best Dog in the History of the World (TM) was euthanized yesterday due to declining health. I'm getting really tired of death invading my life. Posted by: one hour sober at January 24, 2026 08:22 AM (Y1sOo) Condolences on your loss. The Last Act of Love is hard. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 08:32 AM (tgvbd) 77
I liked the "Bitter Coffee" cartoon, and thanks to Annie'sstew for handling the prayer list, and to MisHum for posting it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 08:32 AM (Cjc4c) 78
Good Saturday morning, horde.
The prayer list is always sobering, and prayers have been said for all. Thank you, Lord, for the bright spots, where we see Your works and mercy! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2026 08:32 AM (h7ZuX) 79
Fern is our fre Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2026 08:32 AM (xG4kz) 80
Fern is our fren Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2026 08:32 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 08:33 AM (Cjc4c) Posted by: man at January 24, 2026 08:33 AM (XuXeR) 83
Glory to the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now and will be forever. Amen.
Hail Mary, full of grace, blessed art thou among women and blessed in the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen. St. Francis de Sales, Doctor of the Church, pray for us. I have prayed a Rosary for the intentions, both stated and unstated, of the Horde. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 24, 2026 08:35 AM (pJWtt) 84
There is no benefit to starting an engine in cold weather if you’re not going to drive it. It is important to keep the battery fully charged. Before cold weather hits. I’m not trying to argue or judge here, this is my considered opinion. Posted by: Common Tater I don't like doing that too. And i need to put a tender on *both motorcycles since they won't get ridden for a few weeks. Shash's car gets driven enough to not worry about the battery, but my car couod use a good nap with the charger this weekend. *I don't wanna pull my car out, just to be able to hook a tender up on my bike. Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 24, 2026 08:35 AM (QVmho) 85
F Me! It's cold out! We hare received so much ice pellets it looks like snow. Currently 19 degrees with a feel like of 8.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2026 08:35 AM (zILP0) 86
I know it's just plain bad luck, but it frequently seems that when it's Time for one of our dogs, Her Majesty is on the road and I'm the guy who has to handle it. I know she would want to be there and I'd be there even if she was, but still... Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 08:36 AM (tgvbd) 87
Have the block heater plugged in.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2026 08:36 AM (0KSrI) 88
That is one sobering list of afflictions affect the Horde and our loved ones. Prayers for you all. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2026 08:36 AM (xG4kz) 89
Sausage & eggs go quickly together, too. A little cheddar, wrap in a quickly roasted tortilla. Bob’s yer Uncle. I throw the latter right on the stove burner and flip it around for a few seconds. Yes, I am practically barbaric. A hash brown would round that out nicely. Posted by: Common Tater ‐‐---------- Tater tots are tiny hash browns. Posted by: rickb223 Warrant officer buddy introduced me to tater tots, covered with shredded roast beef, brown gravy, bacon, cheese, a fried egg, and jalapenos. Now I'm hungry, again. Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 24, 2026 08:37 AM (QVmho) 90
Good morning Horde. Prayers for all who seek them and prayers for the safety of the Horde in this stormy weather.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2026 08:38 AM (0nHVk) 91
*I don't wanna pull my car out, just to be able to hook a tender up on my bike.
Posted by: BifBewalski I love the Battery Tender brand. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2026 08:38 AM (zILP0) 92
The Best Dog in the History of the World (TM) was euthanized yesterday due to declining health.
I'm getting really tired of death invading my life. Posted by: one hour sober at January 24, 2026 08:22 AM (Y1sOo) I'm sorry to hear that. I am of the opinion that God has given us the gift of pets so that we might receive a sort of unconditional love. Of course, this means that we grieve the death of our pets because we love them in return. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 24, 2026 08:39 AM (pJWtt) 93
Good morning peepsickles.
It's -8 degrees here. But sunny and no wind! Gotta take what we can get here in the Midwest. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 24, 2026 08:40 AM (kpS4V) 94
I just wanted to check-in and make sure you're keeping things on the up-and-up.
Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at January 24, 2026 08:41 AM (0sNs1) 95
It's one of those days when I don't have anything planned to do. Not that I don't have plenty of things to do, I just haven't planned to do any of them.
I could always polish some bumpers or something. First, I think I will take Bruno for a walk. Posted by: fd at January 24, 2026 08:41 AM (vFG9F) 96
9 degrees according to dek thermometer
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 08:41 AM (Ia/+0) 97
Nice hot coffee with a little Fletcher's Castoria float on top this AM. I'll be good to go, ready to face Winter Storm Fern in just a few minutes.
Posted by: Man of Action at January 24, 2026 08:41 AM (oftw2) 98
Good morning MisHum, Horde
Posted by: callsign claymore at January 24, 2026 08:41 AM (0qKpO) 99
So an update on my prayer request. Dad had to go to ICU after being home for only a day as Influenza A paid him a visit. He only recently got moved to regular care and at this time, I don't know how long he's staying there.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 24, 2026 08:41 AM (7xrfc) 100
My gas grill needs a part for main grill but side burner seems to work ok. Bringing into garbage charcoal and fluid
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 08:42 AM (Ia/+0) 101
brcc ak baby
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 24, 2026 08:42 AM (gbOdA) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 24, 2026 08:43 AM (L/fGl) 103
I could always polish some bumpers or something. First, I think I will take Bruno for a walk.
Posted by: fd How many naughty euphemisms can fit in two short sentences? Posted by: Reading Between The Lines at January 24, 2026 08:43 AM (oftw2) 104
53 down here by the bay
wind gust to 22 Posted by: r hennigantx at January 24, 2026 08:43 AM (gbOdA) 105
Well, gotta go. Y'all stay as safe and warm as you can out there, ok?
Posted by: man at January 24, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR) 106
he Best Dog in the History of the World (TM) was euthanized yesterday due to declining health.
I'm getting really tired of death invading my life. Posted by: one hour sober at January 24, 2026 08:22 AM (Y1sOo) ~~~~~ Very sorry. It's never easy. Posted by: IrishEi at January 24, 2026 08:44 AM (3ImbR) 107
Last night , some crazy guy wearing a football jersey drove his Mercedes through the doors of the McNamara terminal at Detroit Metro airport and straight into a Delta ticket counter.To do so meant he had to make a 90 degree turn off the road and gun it directly through the glass automatic doors and across the concourse into the counter.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2026 08:10 AM (qWRc4) Well, that's quite the "customer feedback." Just a hunch, but I will put him the Dissatisfied Customer category. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 24, 2026 08:44 AM (pJWtt) 108
Dad had to go to ICU after being home for only a day as Influenza A paid him a visit. He only recently got moved to regular care and at this time, I don't know how long he's staying there.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 24, 2026 08:41 AM (7xrfc) ==== I hope he was restored by a day at home but it doesn't sound like it. A prayer for his complete and speedy recovery. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX) 109
Local weather guy made the claim it is colder here in central Oklahoma than in northern Alaska. Sounds wrong.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 24, 2026 08:44 AM (cxFcK) 110
Mornin’, All. Happy Saturday.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2026 08:45 AM (77rzZ) 111
Taking 101. Work trip. Beats 5
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 24, 2026 08:45 AM (KAi1n) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 24, 2026 08:47 AM (a4flb) 113
Local weather guy made the claim it is colder here in central Oklahoma than in northern Alaska. Sounds wrong. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 24, 2026 08:44 AM (cxFcK) Caused by Trump's remarks to the WEF. We're the laughingstocks of the world now. At least, that's what I'm told. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 08:47 AM (tgvbd) 114
A prayer for his complete and speedy recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho Thank you. When I was flying home, my brother's company flew him out there and he stayed for the week. Which is good because doctors are assholes and he's been a nurse for a few decades and knows how to work the system. I think the flu has passed but he's still dealing with everything else. Posted by: NR Pax at January 24, 2026 08:48 AM (7xrfc) 115
I could always polish some bumpers or something. First, I think I will take Bruno for a walk.
Posted by: fd How many naughty euphemisms can fit in two short sentences? Posted by: Reading Between The Lines Wouldn't 'walking Bruno' be the same as 'polishing some bumpers'? Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2026 08:48 AM (zILP0) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 24, 2026 08:49 AM (L/fGl) Posted by: Weather Channel Broad Overhyping Everything at January 24, 2026 08:49 AM (R/m4+) 118
I am of the opinion that God has given us the gift of pets so that we might receive a sort of unconditional love. Of course, this means that we grieve the death of our pets because we love them in return.
And the rest of us have to deal with the damned feral animal crapping in our yards and barking all the time. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 24, 2026 08:50 AM (a4flb) 119
Woke up to 4 degrees. 23" snow forecast by my hilariously wrong weather app.
Good luck to everyone getting the ice storm and God bless all the foreign countries sending aid and equipment to those areas. Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2026 08:50 AM (4bj3d) 120
The best tater tots are Kroger brand tater rounds. They are flat, like a hash brown, so they get crispier. And they have a better flavor than Ore-Ida. I think they must have some onion in them.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2026 08:51 AM (h7ZuX) 121
Have you stored up on lighters and hair for the coming death storm Fern? I have enough bread in stock to last to 2428. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 08:51 AM (tgvbd) 122
Good load of firewood in garage
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 08:51 AM (Ia/+0) 123
I think they must have some onion in them. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2026 08:51 AM (h7ZuX) Onions in hashbrowns = Carrots in chili Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 08:53 AM (tgvbd) 124
Local weather guy made the claim it is colder here in central Oklahoma than in northern Alaska. Sounds wrong.
Posted by: Blutarski Depending on where he's measuring. Fairbanks -12 OKC +8 Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2026 08:53 AM (zILP0) 125
Beau Biden died in a winter storm.
Posted by: Not a joke at January 24, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1) 126
100 My gas grill needs a part for main grill but side burner seems to work ok. Bringing into garbage charcoal and fluid
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 08:42 AM (Ia/+0) My family would starve without our Weber Genesis. I rebuild it about every 4 years. Posted by: r hennigantx at January 24, 2026 08:53 AM (gbOdA) Daily Tech News 24 January 2026 Top Story
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Posted by: m at January 24, 2026 04:02 AM (SSiCQ) 2
w00t again
Posted by: m at January 24, 2026 04:04 AM (SSiCQ) 3
There's icky spam toward the end of the ONT.
Posted by: m at January 24, 2026 04:05 AM (SSiCQ) 4
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 24, 2026 04:06 AM (FmapG) 5
3 There's icky spam toward the end of the ONT.
Posted by: m In Dutch. Interesting way to dodge the spam filter: Post in an imaginary language. Deleted three comments. Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 24, 2026 04:14 AM (BLOW1) 6
The Good Lovelies lift the weight of middle-aged cares with their video for ‘Young at Heart’. The Canadian trio Caroline Marie Brooks, Kerri Ough and Susan Passmore have released the first single and this video from their new album ‘We Will Never Be the Same’.
https://americana-uk.com/ video-good-lovelies-young-at-heart Posted by: m at January 24, 2026 04:18 AM (SSiCQ) Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 24, 2026 04:23 AM (/HDaX) 8
The Good Lovelies are best known for their Andrews Sisters-style cover of Crabbuckit: https://youtu.be/QhjRwdJyIs8
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 24, 2026 04:23 AM (BLOW1) 9
blam!!! blam!!! blam!!!
Posted by: m at January 24, 2026 04:23 AM (SSiCQ) 10
G'Day everyone
Late because Istayed up Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 04:24 AM (Ia/+0) 11
8 The Good Lovelies are best known for their Andrews Sisters-style cover of Crabbuckit: https://youtu.be/QhjRwdJyIs8
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 24, 2026 04:23 AM (BLOW1) "One hundred years of jail for your sneaky kiss-contest." 2:19 Posted by: m at January 24, 2026 04:29 AM (SSiCQ) 12
Good morning. Icemageddon hasn't arrived yet. Temps are still above freezing .
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2026 04:33 AM (0KSrI) 13
Big coffee pot is on, it will be awhile
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 04:35 AM (Ia/+0) 14
29 deg. here and the snow/freezing rain mix is slowly making its way across Tennessee.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 24, 2026 04:37 AM (/HDaX) 15
Saying we are going to get a foot of snow
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 04:42 AM (Ia/+0) 16
I'd rather have the snow.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 24, 2026 04:44 AM (/HDaX) 17
Good morning. Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain.
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at January 24, 2026 04:45 AM (/aLbE) 18
29 deg. here and the snow/freezing rain mix is slowly making its way across Tennessee.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent Hasn't reached the Nashville area yet. I'm in a NE suburb and snow is supposed to start at around 11:00 AM Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2026 04:49 AM (lJ0H4) 19
Nice video, new to me
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 04:51 AM (Ia/+0) 20
8 The Good Lovelies are best known for their Andrews Sisters-style cover of Crabbuckit: https://youtu.be/QhjRwdJyIs8
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 24, 2026 04:23 AM (BLOW1) Much fun! Posted by: m at January 24, 2026 04:52 AM (SSiCQ) 21
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at January 24, 2026 04:57 AM (tljrc) 22
Ithink seeing a video link counts for views
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 04:59 AM (Ia/+0) 23
Good morning! Pretty brisk out on the patio today. 28 and the sleet is falling steadily. Whatever rain was on the ground has frozen. Looks like the trash cans and the recycling bins are gonna spend the weekend down at the curb.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 24, 2026 05:03 AM (3Ope8) 24
My phone says its 7 degrees here
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 05:04 AM (Ia/+0) 25
A smart investor I know suggested Intel last fall and I said "no way".
I might have been a little wrong on that one. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 24, 2026 05:05 AM (CbTXB) 26
7 here too, in NJ. Or so claims my phone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 24, 2026 05:07 AM (CbTXB) Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 24, 2026 05:12 AM (V9lCV) 28
51F here. I guess it's gonna bad or at least brisk.
Posted by: Epobirs at January 24, 2026 05:12 AM (/0z9K) 29
My phone is mostly good, my truck thermometer as well
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 05:13 AM (Ia/+0) 30
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 24, 2026 05:15 AM (2Ez/1) 31
Good morning. Rain showers passing through has started here in the NW suburbs of Houston. Temps have just dropped below 60 degrees and the wind has freshened.
Heavier rains to the west and cooler temps to the north are moving & converging this way. Stay dry, warm, and toasty! Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2026 05:22 AM (wVcYX) 32
Currently the rain seems to be splitting up west of us with some going north and some south.
Temp just reached freezing. Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2026 05:22 AM (0KSrI) 33
I guess Gavin Newsom has eighth graders running his social media, because their response to what Scott Bessent said about him is the meme form of "Bessent's gay!!! " This seems to be what social media and some of the internet is like: "Mean Girls". Bah.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 05:25 AM (ix8EF) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 05:26 AM (ix8EF) 35
My trusty Heathkit digital thermometer that has been operating since 1978 when I put it together says it is 7 degrees outside. It's ridiculous here in the Mid-Atlantic, yes it's been in the single digits before, but subfreezing for the next 9 days? Really?
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 24, 2026 05:27 AM (MmTZZ) 36
Stocked all the bird feeders yesterday afternoon. Dosed the hot tub. Stocked up on snacks and good things for meals at CM. Kinda looking forward to 3 days of slack.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 24, 2026 05:32 AM (3Ope8) 37
"God's word guides." Devotional on Proverbs 1:9 . Devotional from International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:
https://tinyurl.com/mubvnu72 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 05:33 AM (ix8EF) 38
It is 16 now on the island. Colder lows are expected after Snowthenrainmageddon which starts late tonight.
My gardenia is protected but I don’t expect it to survive. Posted by: Accomack at January 24, 2026 05:34 AM (/Chlc) 39
Policeman finds nice handwritten note on his windshield after coming out of Dunkin Donuts:
https://tinyurl.com/3bc6tdke Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 05:35 AM (ix8EF) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 05:37 AM (ix8EF) 41
Evening and morning, Saturday toilers and early weekend risers!
The Big Rain is supposed to start here about 2 pm. It may continue into Sunday morning. The high tomorrow is supposed to be, get this, about 68 . . . and then the bottom will fall out, so the weather "experts" say, and crash down to 24. Minor league stuff, I know -- but people here grumble when temps drop below 50 and panic when it gets near freezing. Anyway! Here I am, furry thugs trotting about hinting that breakfast is overdue, as I sip coffee. Howzabout you? The ONT was fascinating last night with our discussion of all the things we used to do like listen to our Walkmans and consult our phone books, huh? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2026 05:37 AM (wzUl9) 42
There's a LinkedIn post from my alma mater in my email inbox that reads, "At XXXX, our student's not only find their place here, but they make an impact wherever they go."
Really?? The shame. The shame. I guess today's "student's" could not find a place in English class, or the grammar lessons did not make an impact. Not one comment yet in LinkedIn to the post. I don't dare. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2026 05:39 AM (wVcYX) 43
I don't know who Natalie Grant is, but she does a nice job with this gospel song, "His eye is on the sparrow". Faithpot site:
https://tinyurl.com/jzw5m9b3 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 05:40 AM (ix8EF) 44
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 24, 2026 05:32 AM (3Ope
That was very kind of you to be mindful of the birds. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 05:41 AM (ix8EF) 45
Hey, if there's no ice on the roads to worry about on Monday morning, I might drive out to breakfast. There's a 24-hour diner near the med center about 8-9 miles from me.
But there probably will be ice. Rain on Sunday followed immediately by falling-below-freezing temps? Yeah, ice. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9) 46
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 05:41 AM (ix8EF)
:-) Just trying to avoid getting the red ass from the grandson. He's relentless when it comes to keeping the feeders stocked. ;-P Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 24, 2026 05:50 AM (3Ope8) 47
1 cup down, Somalimerika at Frontpage Mag will make your blood boil.
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 05:50 AM (Ia/+0) 48
tech:
https://youtu.be/xr4R7eh5f_M "Our Minds Could Be Running On Virtual Machines" | William Hahn | Curt Jaimungal Posted by: m at January 24, 2026 05:51 AM (SSiCQ) 49
"Our student's find a home here . . ."
"Quality Learing Center . . ." The mind doesn't even boggle, it runs screaming into the night. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 05:52 AM (ix8EF) 51
Powerline week in pictures is up
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 05:52 AM (Ia/+0) 52
"Our student's find a home here . . ."
"Quality Learing Center . . ." The mind doesn't even boggle, it runs screaming into the night. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9) My mind is doing a Sam Kinison primal scream. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2026 05:55 AM (wVcYX) 53
So, dude,cdo I get paid more to "protest" when the temperature stays in the single digits?
Posted by: Stoner living in the basement at January 24, 2026 06:09 AM (2Ez/1) 54
Rain is starting to fall. It marks the start of Deathfreeze 2026. I've written my Social Security number on my forearm so I'll be easier to identify, if anyone is left to find me. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 06:14 AM (tgvbd) 55
Minneapolis is heading for a high of negative 1 degree today, according to my phone forecast, a perfect day to break out the water cannons.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 24, 2026 06:15 AM (e/QAl) 56
Rain is starting to fall. It marks the start of Deathfreeze 2026. I've written my Social Security number on my forearm so I'll be easier to identify, if anyone is left to find me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 06:14 AM (tgvbd) I knew there was something I left off my prep checklist. LOL Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2026 06:16 AM (wVcYX) 57
Go outside and take a deep breath.
It will be a cold day inhale. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 24, 2026 06:20 AM (2Ez/1) 58
mornin yall. What's all this fuss about a wintery minx moving in?
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2026 06:21 AM (vFG9F) 59
We have two or three days where nightly lows are going to be in the 20s. During the day, the temperature is forecast to be above freezing. This, apparently, is enough to make people clear out the supermarkets. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2026 06:21 AM (tgvbd) 60
8 degrees in Kentuckiana. Had a dusting of snow a little while ago; the main event starts around noon and ends late Sunday afternoon. Total still shows around 16".
Posted by: Nazdar at January 24, 2026 06:26 AM (NcvvS) 61
A beautiful psalm of praise ( Psalm 147 )read by actor David Suchet:
https://tinyurl.com/4csv2n7b Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 06:27 AM (Yl2Ob) 62
In Dutch. Interesting way to dodge the spam filter: Post in an imaginary language.
Deleted three comments. Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 24, 2026 04:14 AM (BLOW1) --- We don't get as many spam comments in Esperanto as we used to... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2026 06:29 AM (ESVrU) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 24, 2026 06:32 AM (O7YUW) 64
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 24, 2026 06:33 AM (bQ4nt) 65
The car started up so Yay!! It was 10 degrees at the five sided nuthouse in Arlington VA this morning. Warmed up all the way to 11 when I pulled into my spot. No snow, yet. That comes later this evening and all morning long. When I get off tomorrow morning, it will be snowing. Yay.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 24, 2026 06:34 AM (sAmhv) 66
G'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 24, 2026 06:36 AM (Cjt/F) 67
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 24, 2026 06:34 AM (sAmhv
Well, it can't be completely nutty. You're there 🙂 How far are you from home? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 06:36 AM (Nx5jP) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 06:38 AM (Nx5jP) 69
Every now and then I feel compelled to state the painfully obvious.
Ok, here goes. If you have a spouse, job, and children you have little to zero time to go follow law enforcement officers around and interfere with them as they go about their duties. You also have exhibited extremely poor judgement, and it's time to consider all of the life choices that have brought you to this place and decide what changes are necessary to lead you to something better. Whew. Ok, thanks. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 24, 2026 06:39 AM (2Ez/1) 70
67: I am home. I work mids, got off at 0600. Its about a 15-20 min drive, depending on traffic (not much Sat-Sun mornings) and weather.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 24, 2026 06:40 AM (sAmhv) 71
2nd coffee and 1st breakfast were good
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 06:43 AM (Ia/+0) 72
I do not miss the winter I spent in Maryland just outside of DC at Ft. Meade.
But at the same time, it has given me the perspective to shake my head in disbelief at these people in Jackson, MS freaking out like this is the movie 2012. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2026 06:45 AM (2GVsD) 73
no Snow yet................0*........No sleep till Greenland!
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 24, 2026 06:48 AM (jrgJz) 74
I do not miss the winter I spent in Maryland just outside of DC at Ft. Meade.
But at the same time, it has given me the perspective to shake my head in disbelief at these people in Jackson, MS freaking out like this is the movie 2012. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2026 06:45 AM (2GVsD) Here, it's dropped from 61 to 56 in the last 2 hours. It's more like the movie The Day After Tomorrow. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2026 06:49 AM (wVcYX) 75
The outdoor brand Patagonia has sued a drag queen calling hisself “Pattie Gonia” over a trademark application, alleging that it will "confuse consumers"
Oh dear Posted by: Common Tater at January 24, 2026 06:50 AM (PVt/n) 76
This is a new one in the local mug shots this morning. Michelle Gay was arrested for:
THEFT OF TRADE SECRETS THEFT BY TAKING – MISDEMEANOR COMPUTER TRESPASS COMPUTER THEFT I wonder what the story is behind that. Posted by: fd at January 24, 2026 06:50 AM (vFG9F) 77
-11 right now in SE Michigan. No wind so that’s better than yesterday.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2026 06:53 AM (qWRc4) 78
I do not miss the winter I spent in Maryland just outside of DC at Ft. Meade.
But at the same time, it has given me the perspective to shake my head in disbelief at these people in Jackson, MS freaking out like this is the movie 2012. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2026 *** It so happens, bugging out for a hurricane, I spent three days in the summer of 2012 in Jackson, MS. It was the longest month I ever spent. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9) 79
Temps bottomed out at 14.9
Posted by: Accomack at January 24, 2026 06:53 AM (T8bqm) 80
"Yeah, I'm going to stay right here in my insulated, double-glazed, air-conditioned bunker for a week."
The furnace has been running like crazy at my location in the Great White North. The current temperature outside: -27 C with a windchill of -36. In Freedom Units, that's -16 F with a windchill of -33. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 24, 2026 06:53 AM (O7YUW) 81
"58 mornin yall. What's all this fuss about a wintery minx moving in?
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2026 06:21 AM (vFG9F) " that would be a bikini-cutie in white fur hat and short jacket, wearing go-go boots, right? Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 24, 2026 06:54 AM (Cjt/F) 82
G'morning Horde.
Powerline Week in Pictures https://tinyurl.com/4x8ddy3b Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 24, 2026 *** "Has anyone tried unplugging Minnesota and plugging it back in yet?" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2026 06:55 AM (wzUl9) 83
The furnace has been running like crazy at my location in the Great White North. The current temperature outside: -27 C with a windchill of -36.
In Freedom Units, that's -16 F with a windchill of -33. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 24, 2026 06:53 AM (O7YUW) Damn, that's cold! Posted by: A Witches T*t at January 24, 2026 06:57 AM (wVcYX) 84
"that would be a bikini-cutie in white fur hat and short jacket, wearing go-go boots, right?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez" Oh, well I can see how that would cause a fuss. Posted by: fd at January 24, 2026 06:58 AM (vFG9F) 85
Ever notice that Minnesota looks like an impacted bowel movement in profile?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2026 06:58 AM (2GVsD) 86
Wife has on news radio. Keeps hearing about ice storms in south and potential major power outage and sure its coming here.
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 07:00 AM (Ia/+0) 87
-11 right now in SE Michigan. No wind so that’s better than yesterday. Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2026 06:53 AM I'm seeing -8° in Monroe county time to get bundled up and go start all the vehicles on the used Ford lot that is my driveway Posted by: AltonJackson at January 24, 2026 07:01 AM (tljrc) 88
Morning peeps.
About 9 degrees with a 10MPH wind here in Bourbon Country. The weather radar's painting snow just to our southwest. So it begins.... Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2026 07:06 AM (qwVdq) 89
Also on news major protests against ICE even in Philadelphia
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 07:09 AM (Ia/+0) 90
If you're on the East Coast and it's clear the coming of the sunrise is lovely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 07:09 AM (AphQx) 91
Good morning moons
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX) 92
Time to enumerate the dead from Fern?
Southwest Power Pool show for their entire grid a less than 5% contribution of unreliables (wind/solar) ERCOT at almost 20% With Natural Gas contributing well over 50%. Go Thermals! Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 24, 2026 07:19 AM (a4flb) 93
It's about 60 degrees in my shop. In the Summer I would love to have that temperature in there.
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F) 94
I posted in Dutch yesterday but not on the ONT
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX) 95
Well, the wind has picked up bigly but the sleet has tapered off. Looks like the next round is scheduled for later this morning. So far, about 0.25 in of accumulation. The tiniest pup (gigi's lap safety pup) has already decided to do his business in the laundry room.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 24, 2026 07:23 AM (3Ope8) 96
Wolfus not that I heard yet
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 07:24 AM (Ia/+0) 97
I do at some point need to go out to do pre storm stuff
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 07:25 AM (Ia/+0) 98
Morning, Horde...How goes it?
Streets have a light dusting of snow but the yards are clear. We're expecting a bit more snow later today. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2026 07:25 AM (ESVrU) 99
It hasn't been this cold since the last time it was this cold.
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2026 07:26 AM (Q+gd/) 100
Soros would have to pull out some big money to get me out to protest anything today. And I'm talking BIG MONEY.
Posted by: Case at January 24, 2026 07:27 AM (E7+ue) 101
Wife has on news radio. Keeps hearing about ice storms in south and potential major power outage and sure its coming here.
De Queen AR area (and thereabouts) seems to be clobbered the hardest for SPP providers. The nearest to my home location was a few hundred outages a half hour ago with expected time to restore before 10A. The linemen are on top of their game for this. Praise God for toxic masculinity in the dark and freezing rain. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 24, 2026 07:27 AM (a4flb) 102
Wonders what SPP stands for.
Doesn't bother to look up SPP. Posted by: Too lazy at January 24, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2026 07:32 AM (4FZ/9) 104
I am not getting freezing rain here, at all
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 07:33 AM (Ia/+0) 105
Sunny, clear, high 60 degrees.
/so very smugly Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 07:37 AM (RIvkX) 106
I leave my back door unlocked so the police or EMTs don't have break down a door or window to find my body.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 24, 2026 07:37 AM (qFwJc) 107
-3 here, supposed to get to 7 today. The wind has dropped and we got 6" or so of snow.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2026 07:37 AM (+mUZM) 108
We're being told this winter storm is "a two day event." For us here in KY, snow later on today, into tonight with a potential spate of sleet/freezing rain Sunday. That's the more concerning part... the ice. And the plummeting temperatures tonight and tomorrow.
Currently, it's barely light outside and overcast. No snow. Yet. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2026 07:38 AM (qwVdq) 109
I leave my back door unlocked so the police or EMTs don't have break down a door or window to find my body.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 24, 2026 07:37 AM (qFwJc) ==== firefighters love breaking down doors. EMTs not so much. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX) 110
Wonders what SPP stands for.
Oh. spelled it out at #92 SPP = Southwest Power Pool. EROCT = Electric Reliability Council of Texas. ERCOT, which covers MOST of Texas was in the news due to the embarrassing spectacle of the being less than five minutes from total grid collapse due to ERCOT's dangerously high reliance on wind and the wind mills freezing back in Feb/21 SPP, while is has windmills, still relies more on NatGas and Coal (+ Hydro) and it reaches from Canada down into the Northeastern portion of Texas. East Texas is largely on SPP rather than ERCOT (Tyler is in ERCOT). I moved out of ERCOT because it was run by retards who didn't even live in Texas or even in the US. TX legislators are also retards and fell for Al Gore's lies and wrecked the grid with Wind/Solar. Unfortunately, my current issue isn't grid stability, but live in oil and tree country where in the 1930s they didn't really think about sleet and wind when playing cat's cradle with the power lines through the woods. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 24, 2026 07:40 AM (a4flb) 111
12 Good morning. Icemageddon hasn't arrived yet. Temps are still above freezing .
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2026 04:33 AM (0KSrI) Good Morning West of the Rockies so we're not participating. Stay safe and warm everyone. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 24, 2026 07:43 AM (QGaXH) 112
Every day another high Democrat/ Marxist comes out with a statement to protect Illegal aliens and threats to ICE not to break laws
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2026 07:44 AM (Ia/+0) 113
*looks around, coffeves*
Hey, it's still not bad here. Rain and *taps thermometer* 55F. Hmm. Maybe some bacon in the offing... Posted by: man at January 24, 2026 07:48 AM (XuXeR) 114
Nood Coffee
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 24, 2026 07:48 AM (dxrQc) 115
Texas ran into trouble on that one, in part because some geniuses decided that natural gas pipeline pumps really oughtta be solar powered.
They had long been powered rather ingeniously, by get this - natural gas. A rather elegant engineering solution. Oops. I’m sure they have remedied this defect by now. Right? Posted by: Common Tater at January 24, 2026 07:49 AM (PQwzA) 116
fell for Al Gore's lies and wrecked the grid with Wind/Solar."
Let's not discount a few billion $$$ from Uncle S... other taxpayers on the table... Posted by: man at January 24, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR) 117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 24, 2026 07:50 AM (jrgJz) 118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiE75JR6To
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 24, 2026 07:59 AM (jrgJz) 119
Speaking of Global Warmening, huckster fraudster liar Michael Mann just suffered a legal beat down in appeals court:
https://tinyurl.com/97urz49c (From Behind The Black) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 24, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1) 120
If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much. Yeah, I grew up in western Michigan. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent It was in Holland, MI that I witnessed two very young twin boys pick off the ground pieces of that thin plastic strapping that gets wrapped around everything, put them in their mouths, and proceed to clean them by moving them forth and back like dental floss. Did I mention these straps clearly were dirty? It was only later in life that I figured what I saw was their immune systems telling them, "Time for my version of going to the gym, kiddos!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2026 08:03 AM (xG4kz) 121
Wonders what SPP stands for. Doesn't bother to look up SPP. Posted by: Too lazy It's simply PPS after it spun out on the ice THAT WILL BE EVERYWHERE! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2026 08:06 AM (xG4kz) 122
And what boons were delivered to me from the application update upon which you insisted, word crossword puzzle game? Fixes, stability improvements and optimizations. Oh, of course. You're such a giver. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2026 08:15 AM (xG4kz) 123
The main thing right now is optimizing caffeine levels. Rising nominally into the green, brain appears to be booting up OK.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 24, 2026 08:31 AM (PQwzA) Iceout ONTI hope those of you impacted by the storm are keeping warm and safe. I've got gas, kerosene, propane, generators, oil lamps, firewood and winter clothing, so we should be snug and warm here, even if the rest of Texas loses it's mind. In the meantime, here's a little advice: ![]() Fido Friday: What did you just do? — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 23, 2026 This is so cool Floor 796 This is one guy's multi-year project. The theme is that it is floor 796 of a space station, but it's got more meme, pop culture, anime, you name it, references than anything I've ever seen. Interesting translation ![]() Someone had fun thinking these up — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 23, 2026 Quick wit Let's give Mike and Carol 8 billion dollars ![]() Choose wisely — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 23, 2026 I'll never hear this song the same again The Bee nails it Frens — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 23, 2026 Today's game Truth or parody? — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 23, 2026 Pissing off your trillion dollar trading partner by sucking up to the Chicoms because you don't like their president is some next-level statecraft ![]() Map of the US by a trucker We need more of this — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 24, 2026 Good graphic design Venn diagram Fact Check: True — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 24, 2026 "It's my wedding night. Mind if I use our vagina?" ![]() Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by my new cat. He followed me home one day when I was out for my daily walk, almost a mile, so, well, he's mine. Vet says he's about 4 ½ months old and healthy. His name is Tomato Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
first!
Posted by: Mrs. IS ROTH at January 23, 2026 09:59 PM (oq5BJ) 2
Frosty the snowstorm
Was a cruel and thoughtless storm With a ton of snow and a coat of ice That was 'way outside the norm Posted by: mindful webworker is a linky thinker at January 23, 2026 10:00 PM (OJSFI) 3
Up due to leg cramp, one of the adductors
Posted by: Accomack at January 23, 2026 10:00 PM (8jVAy) 4
Cafe notified
Posted by: mindful webworker done did his not first dooty at January 23, 2026 10:02 PM (OJSFI) 5
WD brings the chilliest ONT evah!
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 23, 2026 10:02 PM (pscAN) 6
NEWS FLASH: Irish whiskey and Trader Joe's Raspberry Star Cookies do not pair well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:02 PM (+HNx/) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:04 PM (/LXUT) 8
Yay, WeirdDave Friday night ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:05 PM (lUFok) 9
Only a poofter pays with a paper "Cheque"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:05 PM (+HNx/) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX) 11
Willowed: apropos of nothing, the X algorithm has apparently decided that I am fascinated by videos of women removing their bras or panties without removing their shirts or skirts.
Oh, wait: I am fascinated by that. Always have been. It's just surprising that there are so many of these videos. Is it a current trend or something? More on-topic: perhaps the unmarried conjoined sister is into voyeurism and the married one is into exhibitionism. Could be a perfect marriage. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2026 10:05 PM (IG3/x) 12
I still do many of those twenty.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Q+gd/) 13
Oh, heck. I read the post and then saw the empty comment section.
For being an old timer here, I am such a newb sometimes. Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2026 10:07 PM (ZbDxc) Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 10:07 PM (/lPRQ) 15
BTW, Mr Tomato is a handsome hairball.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (lUFok) 16
6 NEWS FLASH: Irish whiskey and Trader Joe's Raspberry Star Cookies do not pair well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) --- The grocery had a cheesecake, not a regular cheesecake but a 7 slices cheesecake, each slice a different sample. Regular, plain, blueberry, strawberry, etc. Just walk away. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (/LXUT) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (+HNx/) 18
Nice cat
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (pscAN) 19
Tomato is a handsome cat. You both are very fortunate.
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (Cjcf6) 20
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 10:09 PM (SRRAx) 21
Tomato is kewt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX) 22
Go St Louis, beat Dallas
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 23, 2026 10:10 PM (pscAN) 23
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 10:11 PM (FmapG) 24
I love when cats are like, "You are now my slave."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX) 25
I have a cat like Tomato too. She walked in one evening when my wife opened the front door, and the cat just started eating from the cat bowl. The other cats were a bit apprehensive for about an hour, and then figured she was OK.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 10:12 PM (rbvCR) 26
I wrote a check for my property taxes just the other day and mailed it to the county in an envelope with a stamp on it. It was practically 1999 in my house.
Posted by: huerfano at January 23, 2026 10:13 PM (98kQX) Posted by: KCSteve at January 23, 2026 10:13 PM (2+WvJ) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:13 PM (/LXUT) 29
Question: Are these "Y" conjoined twins or "H" conjoined twins?
It makes a difference. Posted by: Cicero Abby and Brittany Hensel where Abby is married to Josh someone. A & B are, as you suggested 'Y'. Crazy situation but if it works for them, great. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:14 PM (cYBz/) 30
Evening, ONT-ians!
That list of twenty "dated things" ? I've done nineteen. Not sure I ever listened to a boombox outside, not on my own, that is; I never had one. If you count being exposed to somebody else playing the damn thing too loudly, then okay, make it twenty. Nos. 18-20 I do currently; I have several dictionaries and a 1984-vintage set of the Britannica, and I write paper checks to pay bills. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (wzUl9) 31
Evening, WD! Stay warm. Nice kitty. That Floor 796 thing tried to lock up my browser.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (8zz6B) 32
Of that 20 List, I struck out with Blockbuster. Never used them. Had local places. Then they were gone.
Love the trucker map: "Avoid Gary At All Costs." Fun stuff. Thanks, WeirdDave. Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (gKDq2) 33
She should have married Ray Milland/Rosey Grier.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (ESVrU) 35
Cute kitty cat!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (SRRAx) 36
Tomato is a cute kitty. Congratulations!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (kpS4V) 37
Abby and Brittany Hensel where Abby is married to Josh someone. A & B are, as you suggested 'Y'.
Crazy situation but if it works for them, great. I hope it doesn't get weird like he's banging his wife but fantasizing about her sister. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (lUFok) 38
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (zZu0s) 39
I find it dimly funny that law firms almost universally still include a fax number in the firm contact info.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (+HNx/) 40
Off, sock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (8zz6B) 41
I wrote a check for my property taxes just the other day and mailed it to the county in an envelope with a stamp on it. It was practically 1999 in my house.
Posted by: huerfano at January 23, 2026 *** I do this several times a month. Time for me to buy some more stamps, as it happens. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (wzUl9) 42
I love when cats are like, "You are now my slave."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX) --- Hexie never lets me forget it at meal time. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (ESVrU) 43
Would it even surprise you if a consortium of crooked grocery chiselers were bribing the weatherman for ice storm warnings?
I'm not saying that's what's happening. I'm just asking questions. People might say I'm questioning the weatherman just because I take money from various foreign regimes who passionately hate weathermen. But, I think it behooves us to ask "why do these people hate weathermen so much? Is it perhaps because these so-called weathermen are actually *controlling* the weather, instead of just reporting on it?" Inquiring patriots want to know. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (BI5O2) 44
Hell I still write an occasional check .
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (KDPiq) 45
"It's my wedding night. Mind if I use our vagina?" Sorry Sis, I know your faithfully married, but I found that threesomes are fun, gangbang got to be better! - Single Sister Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ) 46
I still do many of those twenty.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Q+gd/) Only one I have never done is rent a video. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (8zz6B) 47
I got 20/20 on Today's Game. I'm 48 so I grew up with all of those. I wonder what the cut off would be?
In the Trucker map, the entry for Georgia is accurate, but only for I-285. I hate driving on the Loop of Doom, especially the portion north of I-20, but thankfully that is very rare. Posted by: Farquad at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (CFMhl) 48
I do this several times a month. Time for me to buy some more stamps, as it happens.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (wzUl9 ---------- PRO-TIP: Opt for the Forever stamps. They're good like, forever. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (+HNx/) 49
Texans at first snowflake was spot on!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (wVcYX) 50
I find it dimly funny that law firms almost universally still include a fax number in the firm contact info.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 *** At my former employer, I had a fax machine by my desk that I rarely used. I did have to send a fax once; a graduate student was applying for a federal job, and the govt. insisted on getting all the application materials by fax. This was in 2019, or maybe it was a little later. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (wzUl9) 51
I'm 20 for 20 on the Coot Meter.
I did blast music on a boombox at the park once; it was XTC (English Settlement). Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V) 52
Good evening Horde. Thanks WD! Now off to see if anyone is hanging out on my roof...
Posted by: TRex - eskimo dino at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq) 53
Cat distribution system at work. 'mater looks like a good kitty. Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (QVmho) 54
The next novel by Judith Rossner author of "Looking For Mr. Goodbar" was about conjoined twins.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX) 55
20/20 on the test. Of the 20, paper maps are what I still use. I write a check once or twice a year.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:19 PM (gh32g) 56
It makes a difference.
Posted by: Cicero Abby and Brittany Hensel where Abby is married to Josh someone. A & B are, as you suggested 'Y'. Crazy situation but if it works for them, great. --------- And you thought complaints about leaving the household toilet seat up were annoying. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:19 PM (+HNx/) 57
and I write paper checks to pay bills.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (wzUl9) Why wouldn't you? Banks still offer them, and utilities, hospitals, and churches still take them. No need to go all electronic. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 10:19 PM (uQesX) 58
Texans at first snowflake was spot on!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (wVcYX) We're supposed to get 10-14 inches, with lots of ice. Then a deep freeze for over a week. Did my shopping this morning. I'm not going out for a while. Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2026 10:19 PM (gKDq2) 59
Is that Tah-mah-toe or toe-may-toe? Either way, he has good taste in humans.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 10:20 PM (Fs0KI) 60
More on-topic: perhaps the unmarried conjoined sister is into voyeurism and the married one is into exhibitionism. Could be a perfect marriage. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia Which sister does butt stuff? If he gets his wife drunk and bangs her, is her cheating on her with her sister? There is sooooo much to unpack here. Needs three bewbs though. Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 23, 2026 10:20 PM (QVmho) 61
"It's my wedding night. Mind if I use our vagina?"
Sorry Sis, I know your faithfully married, but I found that threesomes are fun, gangbang got to be better! - Single Sister Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ) Sis, we want to try the 69 position. Want a blindfold? - Married Sister Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 10:21 PM (wVcYX) 62
Crazy situation but if it works for them, great.
I hope it doesn't get weird like he's banging his wife but fantasizing about her sister. Posted by: Blanco Basura The true really crazy thing about the situation is the girls are teachers and receive separate paychecks. Just for fun, I'd like to read the legal language that surrounds this issue. Would be interesting. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:21 PM (cYBz/) 63
and I write paper checks to pay bills.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (wzUl9) Make sure you use a security ink pen to write those checks. People still wash checks. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:21 PM (KDPiq) 64
Today's game: Yeah, 20 out of 20. I usually don't get these because there'll be one like "had an AOL account" or "used a fax" that I didn't.
---- Truth or parody? If I were that burglar, I'd be back out the door as fast as I could go. Too Twilight Zoney. ---- Twins: That might seem fake, but as shocking as it is, it's not impossible. https://youtu.be/yw5yzHc29_Y Too bad the gals couldn't find a two-headed guy. Think of the children! ---- That was a great ONT, WD. Thanks. Posted by: mindful webworker is happily a singleton at January 23, 2026 10:22 PM (OJSFI) 65
Note from last evenings ONT. I checked the Chichester book addenda where his Mrs listed and specified lots of stuff. Among those were eggs. The had apparently coated them previously with something called Oteg (I think). Sir Francis specified they be coated, instead, with beeswax. They never intended the eggs to last around the world, with a known stop in Australia. Some of the first batch got overheated/ruined. The batch from Australia to England did not and lasted well.
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 23, 2026 10:22 PM (47diA) 66
I find it dimly funny that law firms almost universally still include a fax number in the firm contact info.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (+HNx/) They're a bit more secure than e-mail, aren't they? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 10:22 PM (uQesX) 67
I pay bills by check whenever possible. Prevents a lot of funny business with my bank account.
Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (rdVOm) 68
and I write paper checks to pay bills.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (wzUl9) Make sure you use a security ink pen to write those checks. People still wash checks. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:21 PM (KDPiq) Yes. And if you're mailing checks, post them from inside the post office. Don't trust the blue mailboxes or the one outside your home. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (gh32g) 69
Sad to say I never used a typewriter.
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (ftFVW) 70
Great looking cat!
Is his name to-MAY-to? or to-MAH-to? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (ESVrU) Will you call the next cat that adopts you Potato, with the opposite pronunciation to help them ignore you better? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (S/Y4j) 71
As a junior in college, before I fled West, I had the opportunity to be a weather girl on local tv. My aunt was asked by a big shot at her college who she'd recommend and she thought of me.She was the assistant to the President and was well known.It was for the 10pm news, so I still could have gone to classes.
I am not sure why she told me and got my hopes up, because she a said a day later that she and my grandmother did not want me "in that part of town at that time of night." I volunteered one of my brothers to be with me (he did not know about this). She still said no. I think I would have been awesome and gone national. I also had the perfect last name for a weather girl. Bummer. The only problem I saw was having to finally learn some of the states in the midwest, which still confuse me to look at on the map above. I continue to not be bothered to learn about four of them. Had she done this for me, the girl who got my job became a news anchor for decades and I would have stayed there. It was not to be so I broke everyone's heart and moved West. The End. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (WONhk) 72
I have a cat like Tomato too. She walked in one evening when my wife opened the front door, and the cat just started eating from the cat bowl. The other cats were a bit apprehensive for about an hour, and then figured she was OK.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 *** Miss Linda's cat Angelique was a stray who found me. She came up to me in an empty parking lot while I was drying my freshly-washed car, and uttered that "I need hoo-man help NAOW!" sound that any cat lover knows. She was a beauty and I knew she had to be somebody's pet. I started to get into my car -- and she leaped right in onto my lap. I took her to Linda's. We put an ad in the paper (this was 2003) and checked with local vets. Nobody claimed her, so she became Linda's cat. We discovered later that she was probably a Siberian or Siberian mix. We showed her pics to a Siberian breeder at a cat show, and she said, "Yup, that's what she is." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (wzUl9) 73
A fax is more secure.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:24 PM (KDPiq) 74
Tattoo: LAST PERSON USING THE VAGINA MUST DOUCHE
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:24 PM (+HNx/) 75
Thanks for the ONT, WD!
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 23, 2026 10:24 PM (47diA) 76
Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:25 PM (gh32g) 77
Make sure you use a security ink pen to write those checks. People still wash checks.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:21 PM (KDPiq) * Yes. And if you're mailing checks, post them from inside the post office. Don't trust the blue mailboxes or the one outside your home. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 *** I do the latter, Mary, but I don't know what a "security ink pen" is. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:25 PM (wzUl9) 78
I find it dimly funny that law firms almost universally still include a fax number in the firm contact info.
----- Oddly enough, banks and certain government entities assert that faxes are "safe" forms of communication as compared to emails. There's probably (somewhere) some truth to that. Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (Cjcf6) 79
Yes. And if you're mailing checks, post them from inside the post office. Don't trust the blue mailboxes or the one outside your home.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary All mail around here goes through the Nashville Main PO to be sorted and then distributed. They are notorious for stealing checks from mail that is processed there. It's happened to many here. If you travel just down the road to the next village over, the mail travels through Knoxville for sorting. Never a problem over there. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (cYBz/) 80
I did or used everything on that list, which isn't a surprise. Those were basic GenX stuff. I still use or do some of that list though. Old ways are best!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (FmapG) 81
And I file my taxes by mail cause I usually have to pay a little and like to imagine it's more work for the IRS. *spit*
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (ftFVW) 82
I just noticed something about that Brady Bunch picture. Mike Brady is looking up Carol's skirt. That's why he's leering.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (0Htd1) 83
55 20/20 on the test. Of the 20, paper maps are what I still use. I write a check once or twice a year.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary --- I tell them to give me their routing number and I will transfer money into that account. Why should I allow them into my account? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (/LXUT) 84
Tattoo: LAST PERSON USING THE VAGINA MUST DOUCHE
Is this the weirdest ONT topic ever? If not, it must be a strong contender. Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (Fs0KI) 85
I pay bills by check whenever possible. Prevents a lot of funny business with my bank account.
Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 *** Exactly. Paying online would be easier for them, too -- but I'm not getting a discount for doing it, so I continue to make them work a bit to process my checks. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9) 86
82 I just noticed something about that Brady Bunch picture. Mike Brady is looking up Carol's skirt. That's why he's leering.
-------- Robert Reed? No. He'd be looking up Greg's skirt. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:27 PM (+HNx/) 87
Evening all,
We had a guy arrested for meth in the county next door. His tattoos are quite something. We thought it comical around here. https://tinyurl.com/4cr7d7k9 Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:27 PM (2F0/Y) 88
Yes. And if you're mailing checks, post them from inside the post office. Don't trust the blue mailboxes or the one outside your home.
---- I still don't use a credit card at the pump. I walk inside and prepay for my gas. Outside credit card machines can have those skimmers inserted by criminals. Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:28 PM (Cjcf6) 89
And I file my taxes by mail cause I usually have to pay a little and like to imagine it's more work for the IRS. *spit*
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 *** Same here. Let 'em earn their fantabulous salaries. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:28 PM (wzUl9) 90
I'm glad the twin found someone to marry but he's definitely a freak.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:28 PM (KDPiq) 91
For me, 20/20. Frankly I think it'd be weird for someone my age NOT to have done all 20
______________________ 20/20 here too...but here's the thing. 11/20 to this day, albeit a bit more sporadically. Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (dIske) 92
Today's game makes me feel old. Any way to stop that?
Posted by: pookysgirl grew up in the hinterlands at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (Wt5PA) 93
I think I would have been awesome and gone national. I also had the perfect last name for a weather girl. Bummer.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (WONhk) Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl?? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (uQesX) 94
I still don't use a credit card at the pump. I walk inside and prepay for my gas. Outside credit card machines can have those skimmers inserted by criminals.
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 *** I only use the oil company's credit cards at their pumps -- Shell and Exxon. Generally I pay cash at independent stations with E0 gasoline. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (wzUl9) 95
All the stores are out of Beef Water around here.
Posted by: Dairymen's Council at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (oftw2) 96
Same here. Let 'em earn their fantabulous salaries.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:28 PM (wzUl9) ---------- Things just haven't been the same since that court ruled you can't pay in pennies. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/) 97
Tomato or Tomato?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 10:30 PM (viF8m) 98
We had a guy arrested for meth in the county next door. His tattoos are quite something. We thought it comical around here.
Posted by: Joyenz Ha, those are good for a laugh. My tats are better. Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:30 PM (ftFVW) 99
We had a guy arrested for meth in the county next door. His tattoos are quite something. We thought it comical around here.
https://tinyurl.com/4cr7d7k9 Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:27 PM (2F0/Y) This ain't that guy's first rodeo, I'll betcha. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (8zz6B) 100
The conjoined twins...at no time in your life is eye contact more important.
Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske) 101
Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Oh yeah, me too. That training was very handy as I went into IT and had to type all my punchcards during college. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/) 102
Yay Dave! Last of the great ONTers.
Posted by: alpine_beer at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (van9r) 103
Robert Reed had a kid.
I think a LOT of homosexuality from both sexes is about giving up on traditional relationships and trading them for easy sex (men) or no sex (women). Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (Cjcf6) 104
Exactly. Paying online would be easier for them, too -- but I'm not getting a discount for doing it, so I continue to make them work a bit to process my checks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9) One reason I always decline to go paperless.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (uQesX) 105
We had a guy arrested for meth in the county next door. His tattoos are quite something. We thought it comical around here.
Not quite sure what those are supposed to be. Horns? Sausages? Used tampons? In any case, it does pretty much scream "Oh hello officer. Please search my car for meth." Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (Fs0KI) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (lUFok) 107
I love that beat down of the guy who tried to block the truck.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (IUuBi) 108
I do the latter, Mary, but I don't know what a "security ink pen" is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:25 PM (wzUl9) Permanent ink that can't be washed off. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (KDPiq) 109
@OcrazioCornPop
· 2h 🚨 NEW: The House GOP just RAMMED through a $1.2 TRILLION spending package, despite an almost $40 TRILLION DEBT. Tucked inside is almost $80 BILLION for the 'Department of Education'. Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (ZxPkt) 110
>>if you're mailing checks, post them from inside the post office. Don't trust the blue mailboxes or the one outside your home.
>>I still don't use a credit card at the pump. I walk inside and prepay for my gas. Outside credit card machines can have those skimmers inserted by criminals. ------- Yes and yes! Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (rdVOm) 111
100 The conjoined twins...at no time in your life is eye contact more important.
Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske) --------- Uh Betty, could you look the other way? I wanna try something kinky with your sister. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (+HNx/) 112
Yeah I'm going to hell, but no fucking way are you going to make the conjoined twins thing work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:33 PM (snZF9) 113
76 Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary I went to a brand new high school in 11th grade, 1972. Brand new, never typed on Selectrics. I felt blessed. Posted by: qwerty at January 23, 2026 10:33 PM (oftw2) 114
The cat distribution system strikes again. 😸
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 23, 2026 10:33 PM (w3u3d) 115
@72...my late father never had a cat til Willis. Solid black, half grown kitten.
At the time my parents were renting pastures to people with horses. The horse people put this kitten out at a barn 1/4mi away from the house. Willis wanted people, not mice. So he arrived and would not leave. My father fed him secretly. Willis would appear on top of the patio umbrella and look into windows. He got on the roof of the garage. He was going no where and my father thought he was entertaining. One day my mother noticed a moving lump under their bedspread and he'd invited himself in to never leave. Daddy loved that crazy cat (who attacked people and scared black sitters years later who took care of my father. He was better than a watchdog). Willis, (named for our my grandmother's former gardener, who was a strange character himself, would hide on the stairs and leap out and make people scream. My husband, not a cat lover, was napping one day on the den couch. Willis made himself at home on his lap. We'd walk by and my man would look at us helplessly as we knew if we tried to move Willis the claws would come out and my guy might not be the same. He was the best cat of all. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:33 PM (WONhk) Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 23, 2026 10:34 PM (x0vey) 117
Hello, Handsome Tomato!
Thank you for loving him, WeirdDave snd Gingy! Stellar ONT, as usual, btw! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (Ezs10) 118
From a purely intellectual point of view - do both of the women feel sensations from all parts of their body(ies)? Or, does one have sensation for some areas, etc.?
Do the women have arguments with each other? I wonder how their brains are wired for sensation, pain, muscular control, etc. Fascinating, I'd bet. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (cYBz/) 119
112 Yeah I'm going to hell, but no fucking way are you going to make the conjoined twins thing work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Chang and Eng, the original Siamese Twins were both married and had something like 20 children between them. Long marriages. Posted by: Your Turn Tonight at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (oftw2) 120
So what was I supposed to see with the forks in last nights overnight?
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (BWpBM) 121
100 The conjoined twins...at no time in your life is eye contact more important.
Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske) --------- Uh Betty, could you look the other way? I wanna try something kinky with your sister. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (+HNx/) --- Uh, isn't it kinky enough already? Maybe she'll learn something new... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (ESVrU) 122
Looks in.
Sees all the comments about Siamese twin sex. Slowly backs away. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy Hey, two for the price of one! But you maybe gotta share... Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (ftFVW) 123
I do the latter, Mary, but I don't know what a "security ink pen" is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 * Permanent ink that can't be washed off. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 *** Where would I find such a pen? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (wzUl9) 124
>101 Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Oh yeah, me too. That training was very handy as I went into IT and had to type all my punchcards during college. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/) For me, home ec. - I can mend just about anything and I should be considered an honorary Chinaman for how well I can iron / press any garment like a mutherfucker. Sorry - was that a wee bit racist? Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 10:36 PM (GTqXr) 125
@OcrazioCornPop
· 2h 🚨 NEW: The House GOP just RAMMED through a $1.2 TRILLION spending package, despite an almost $40 TRILLION DEBT. Which was "only" $28 TRILLION when Biden took office five years ago. Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 10:36 PM (Fs0KI) 126
Checking in from central Iowa. No significant snowpocalypse forecast for here, just flurries and cold. Last night was minus five actual temperature, supposed to be minus 30 wind chill, but I don't think the wind was that strong. Around zero tonight.
Good luck to those south and east of us who are supposed to get the really nasty stuff. Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 10:36 PM (X5Jzz) 127
Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl??
Posted by: OrangeEnt Have you seen the backsides of those Mexican weather gals? Posted by: mindful webworker - Ba-bum-bum at January 23, 2026 10:37 PM (OJSFI) 128
85 I pay bills by check whenever possible. Prevents a lot of funny business with my bank account.
Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 *** Exactly. Paying online would be easier for them, too -- but I'm not getting a discount for doing it, so I continue to make them work a bit to process my checks. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere ----- I have become a belligerent. There's fee for paying with a credit card, one must buy a stamp. I pay local bills at the service in cash when possible otherwise I use a bill paying service. It costs only a tad more but the satisfaction of not paying the card fee or the USPS is fine compensation. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:37 PM (/LXUT) 129
>>Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
When I was a kid my dad worked for IBM. He got a Selectric when they first came out. I thought history had ended, there was nothing left to invent. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m) 130
I wrote a number of papers on a manual typewriter in graduate school. I couldn't afford to pay the $3 a page people were charging to type.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:37 PM (KDPiq) 131
Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl??
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (uQesX) Tornado was my last name (not really). I ain't saying what it was, but trust me, it was perfect. I think the cojoined twin who's not the choice has a bag over her head for the activities. But that's not stopping her from enjoying it. Otherwise, the married one would say, "Don't look at HER, I AM YOUR WIFE! Don't be making eyes at her!" and it would get ugly. I honestly think it's weird and do wonder for a few seconds about the one/two now and then in the news. I always feel sorry for the one whose head is sideways as that looks painful, but I guess she's used to it. Hope she doesn't drive (but she does with the other one, dummy!). Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk) 132
Looks in.
Sees all the comments about Siamese twin sex. Slowly backs away. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy Hey, two for the price of one! But you maybe gotta share... Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (ftFVW) Right, for the price of 1 vayjay you got 2 heads bitching at you. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (snZF9) 133
I think a LOT of homosexuality from both sexes is about giving up on traditional relationships and trading them for easy sex (men) or no sex (women).
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (Cjcf6) This touches on something we’ve discussed often; in most cases male homosexuality is a much different thing than the female version. Of those females of that persuasion I’ve known personally, including some relatives, I’ve seen that their sexuality is greatly affected by having suffered sexual abuse from an older male at a very vulnerable age. My theory / observation is that this leads them to greatly fear any sexual encounter with any man ever again. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (IUuBi) 134
Tucked inside is almost $80 BILLION for the 'Department of Education'.
——— Thought that file got deleted? Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (BWpBM) Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (rdVOm) 136
101 Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary --- I wouldn't say typing was the most useful class in high school, but it has certainly served me well over the years. Like you, we learned on IBM Selectric typewriters. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (ESVrU) 137
101 Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Oh yeah, me too. That training was very handy as I went into IT and had to type all my punchcards during college. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/) Ironically I learned to type on a computer keyboard (self taught plus school classes) before I ever used a regular typewriter. Posted by: Farquad at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (CFMhl) 138
Ok, that already rates a "Yikes". Now suppose the other conjoined sister gets married too.
Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:39 PM (dIske) 139
Whoth puthy ith thith?
Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 23, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX) 140
. . . Daddy loved that crazy cat (who attacked people and scared black sitters years later who took care of my father. He was better than a watchdog). Willis, (named for our my grandmother's former gardener, who was a strange character himself, would hide on the stairs and leap out and make people scream. . . .
He was the best cat of all. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 *** My late black longhair Wolf never *tried* to make anybody afraid. But his big frame, which looked even bigger with his long black fur, made some people nervous. I was told there was at least one maintenance guy at my complex who, when detailed to work on a problem at my place, would say, "No way I'm goin' there with that devil cat lookin' at me." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:39 PM (wzUl9) 141
116 Looks in.
Sees all the comments about Siamese twin sex. Slowly backs away. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 23, 2026 10:34 PM (x0vey) No, no. It's all good. He married the hot one. Posted by: Kids with bottle rockets at January 23, 2026 10:40 PM (w/O5Q) 142
I learned to type on a Selectric, with that ball head. Those were great machines.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 10:40 PM (IUuBi) 143
Many items can be ordered at the Homley Depot Customer Service desk. Pay in cash, get a receipt then a text when it arrives Or free home delivery.
I usually put a picture from their website in my phone. It facilitates time spent at the desk. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:40 PM (/LXUT) 144
Good evening all. Hi WD. VERY cold here....too cold to even snow..but yeah. Got all the fuel, food and fun for many days!
You all stay warm and safe. Except for youz in Florida; you all are smart enough to be ok. And California. Don't start any fires kidz🔥🤯! Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2026 10:40 PM (LNeRu) 145
Chang and Eng had fist fights.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 10:42 PM (XeU6L) 146
How do conjoined twins' taxes work if only one is married?
Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2026 10:42 PM (vSvIl) 147
I have become a belligerent. There's fee for paying with a credit card, one must buy a stamp. I pay local bills at the service in cash when possible otherwise I use a bill paying service. It costs only a tad more but the satisfaction of not paying the card fee or the USPS is fine compensation.
Posted by: Braenyard ---------- This is the way! I notice that paper checks are *much* more expensive than they used to be. It's a conspiracy! They want to coerce us into going digital. (The better to fk you over with, my dear) Ugh. Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:42 PM (rdVOm) 148
Right, for the price of 1 vayjay you got 2 heads bitching at you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division You're not wrong. Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:43 PM (ftFVW) 149
Sorry I'm late, I was trying to avoid both types of people.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2026 10:43 PM (MyjXu) 150
Chang and Eng had fist fights.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 10:42 PM (XeU6L) Rock, paper, scissors? Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:43 PM (gh32g) 151
Can I call your new cat Tomahto? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 10:43 PM (erZBp) 152
>>I learned to type on a Selectric, with that ball head. Those were great machines.
At the time it was frigging magic. How did little ball spin so fast? Seems quaint now but at the time it was spectacular. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 10:43 PM (viF8m) 153
I must just be a freak among men because I don't think I've ever looked at a penis and thought "I want some of that".
I mean, gays have put out maybe the top seven of my ten favorite songs (or "favourite" - most were brits) but I still don't want any of them to fuck me. Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 10:45 PM (gKWVE) 154
When World War I spooled up the USA was fashionably late. The government quickly formed up some sort of semi-military brigades or something. My gramps wasn’t technically even in the Army, though he wore a uniform. I still have his OD footlocker. Anyway, they found out he could type. That was a game changer for him. He was assigned to work as a clerk for some Colonel in France, away from combat. Gramps was a REMF!
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 10:45 PM (BWpBM) 155
I could pay my Internet bill and my power bill in cash at their offices, albeit with a wait at each one and frustration over dealing with arrogant idiot clerks. Credit card bills have to be mailed. I guess I could pay my car insurance twice a year at one of their local offices, but I've never looked into it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9) 156
I feel sorry for right-thinking Canadians. That robbery victim parody must reflect some sad facts. And as for visa-free travel to China! tfw you get a very spooky gift Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 10:46 PM (erZBp) 157
Selectric typewriters? Luxury!
I learned how to type on an Underwood Five. Lemme tell ya, my pinky fingers developed frigging Charles Atlas style BICEPS! Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:46 PM (rdVOm) 158
I don't recall if I ever rented a movie from Blockbuster. I had a relative who owned a video store, so we got our movies for free.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2026 10:46 PM (OGOaV) 159
Another skill that can really open doors for people career wise, is Golf.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 10:46 PM (BWpBM) 160
It's been a bit of a difficult day. Today is my birthday and the first without any parent here. It just isn't the same.
Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:47 PM (2F0/Y) 161
146 How do conjoined twins' taxes work if only one is married?
Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2026 10:42 PM (vSvIl) ________________________________________ This is how you the IRS is absolutely evil: Conjoined twins are considered two distinct individuals by the IRS, each with their own Social Security number and tax identity. If one twin marries, that twin files a joint or separate return with their spouse, while the unmarried twin files as a single individual, ensuring only the married twin's income and their spouse's income are subject to marital tax rules. Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:47 PM (dIske) 162
Tomato the cat came by himself? Looks quite a bit like our little mame who brought 4 kittens. Bopped DH on the heel. "Feed us NOW".
Posted by: KT at January 23, 2026 10:47 PM (7vIsy) 163
anyway here is some PSBs
youtu.be/CxhbVym1MY8 Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 10:48 PM (gKWVE) 164
For me, home ec. - I can mend just about anything and I should be considered an honorary Chinaman for how well I can iron / press any garment like a mutherfucker. Sorry - was that a wee bit racist?
Posted by: Heavy Meta No worry. We very proud of our work. Many happy customer! Posted by: Mon Lee Hand Laundry at January 23, 2026 10:48 PM (oftw2) 165
"No way I'm goin' there with that devil cat lookin' at me."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:39 PM (wzUl9) .............................. My mother said one of the Home Health Care RN's would ring the bell and ask if Willis was in the house. If he was she would not come in til he was outside. Even then people were nervous. Granted, in the dark shadow of the stairs you could not see him til he attacked. I would just yell at him and hear my father laughing. He once sat next to me, purring and being good. Then dug those claws in through my jeans and I threw him (he was not small) across the room. My father was delighted. One sitter (a lesbian we found out due to her "literature" which I did not know existed, but looked at the paperback cover), was terrified of Willis. She said one day my father, in a wheelchair, was sitting next to her watching tv. Willis got on an ottoman and she said she knew what he was thinking. Willis leaped into her lap and she screamed, "Oh, lawd, save me!" as my father cracked up. I don't know how long Willis visited her. He was famous. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:48 PM (WONhk) 166
Sure, you better-off types learned on Selectrics! We had a bunch of OLD Underwood manuals. I took typing in my senior year of high school just to hang around with the younger girls. My first speed test I went about 40 wpm with no errors. The teacher was impressed. My last speed test I went about 30 wpm with several errors. Was I paying any attention? Not to the typing!
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 23, 2026 10:48 PM (47diA) 167
Joyenz, I am sorry. That is hard. May knowing the Horde cares give you some comfort.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:48 PM (gh32g) 168
{{{Joyenz}}}
Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm) 169
I learned to type on a Selectric, with that ball head. Those were great machines. At the time it was frigging magic. How did little ball spin so fast? Seems quaint now but at the time it was spectacular. Posted by: JackStraw ============= Susceptible to spy attacks, too. If a hostile power could listen in on the typing, it could tell by the micro differences in the timing of the next THWACK which key had been struck. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 10:49 PM (erZBp) 170
106 Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl??
It rhymes with "summer"? Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (lUFok) We had a weather girl in our AOR named Majestic Storm. Seriously. Posted by: moki at January 23, 2026 10:50 PM (wLjpr) 171
Gramps was a REMF! Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 10:45 PM (BWpBM) _____________ To me, who, sadly, never served, it strikes me that you go where you're sent. As long as you didn't pull strings or boast later of your valor, a rear-area billet is as honorable as any other. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2026 10:50 PM (tgvbd) 172
Until I moved into my current swingin' bachelor pad at Old People Warehouse, I hadn't written a check for at least 15 years.
Oh, I have a "checking account", but it just has a debit card. If I wanted paper checks I'd have to pay a monthly fee, plus whatever the printed checks cost nowadays (which would mostly be wasted... at this rate, one order of checks would more than last the rest of my life). So far I've been winging it with money orders, which I can get at the same store where I get my prescriptions. The cost for a money order is significantly less than the monthly fee for a checking account. I'm probably lucky that Old People Warehouse doesn't require payments in beaver pelts or wampum. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2026 10:51 PM (IG3/x) 173
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:48 PM (gh32g)
Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm) Thanks guys. Has anyone seen Bulg, is he doing ok? Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (2F0/Y) 174
I think a LOT of homosexuality from both sexes is about giving up on traditional relationships and trading them for easy sex (men) or no sex (women).
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (Cjcf6) This touches on something we’ve discussed often; in most cases male homosexuality is a much different thing than the female version. Of those females of that persuasion I’ve known personally, including some relatives, I’ve seen that their sexuality is greatly affected by having suffered sexual abuse from an older male at a very vulnerable age. My theory / observation is that this leads them to greatly fear any sexual encounter with any man ever again. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (IUuBi) I don't care if a 2 headed helen thomas conjoined twin locked me in a cave for 5 years and beat me with a fire poker, I'm never..ever..going to say hmm, maybe I'll try hairy man ass. I'm more likely to chew through my chain, break free, and jam that poker through both their heads and go find me a Sophia Vergara. The woman can do what they want, but as for me, give me chick tits or give me death. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (snZF9) 175
The Texas snowflake panic is not for all of Texas but admittedly for most of it. We are pretty big.
The panhandle gets over 15 inches a year. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (KDPiq) 176
Things just haven't been the same since that court ruled you can't pay in pennies.
I have pounds of pure copper pennies. Can I sell them by the pound? Probably not🤨.... Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (LNeRu) 177
Susceptible to spy attacks, too. If a hostile power could listen in on the typing, it could tell by the micro differences in the timing of the next THWACK which key had been struck.
--------- I'm sure my draft answers to interrogatories brought in big money on the international black market. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (+HNx/) 178
Yeah I thought Trump closed the DoE, but looks like, not so much
the spending bill also sends millions to Colorado for child gender reassignment surgery Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (ZxPkt) Posted by: mindful webworker - staying inside at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (OJSFI) 180
Joyenz, my sympathies. I was 60 before I lost both parents within a year, without much warning. (Not saying you're that old) But It's a particular kind of unsettling, to lose them later in your own life.
Posted by: skywch at January 23, 2026 10:53 PM (uqhmb) 181
170 106 Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl??
It rhymes with "summer"? Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (lUFok) We had a weather girl in our AOR named Majestic Storm. Seriously. Posted by: moki at January 23, 2026 10:50 PM (wLjpr) _____________________________ Went to school with a girl named April Showers. And, I'm sorry, but if we get to name the weather girl with the first name of Summer, her surname shall be "Hummer." Summer Hummer. Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:53 PM (dIske) 182
Today's game- I also have used traveler's cheques, made a collect call from a pay phone, rumbled through a card catalog at the library, and had an account at a savings and loan.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2026 10:53 PM (MyjXu) 183
It's been a bit of a difficult day. Today is my birthday and the first without any parent here. It just isn't the same.
Yeah, it sucks. But remember the happy birthdays, because that's what they wanted you to have. Or at least that's what I tell myself. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:53 PM (lUFok) 184
I write checks for my weekly offering at church. That's about 95% of occasions where I use checks. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2026 10:53 PM (tgvbd) 185
Prediction: Rams vs.....Broncos in the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:53 PM (Cjcf6) 186
> We had a weather girl in our AOR named Majestic Storm.
I was in undergrad with a girl named Tempest Fox. No, she was not a stripper. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2026 10:54 PM (IG3/x) 187
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (snZF9)
I find it disturbing how much thought you put into that. Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:54 PM (dIske) 188
170 106 Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl??
It rhymes with "summer"? Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (lUFok) We had a weather girl in our AOR named Majestic Storm. Seriously. Posted by: moki at January 23, 2026 10:50 PM (wLjpr) ..................... Ok...her name was better than mine. But mine was pretty good, I thought. And I would have nailed it and been famous. Probably married a rich guy who had affairs and then I murdered him famous. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:54 PM (WONhk) 189
From a purely intellectual point of view - do both of the women feel sensations from all parts of their body(ies)? Or, does one have sensation for some areas, etc.?
Do the women have arguments with each other? I wonder how their brains are wired for sensation, pain, muscular control, etc. Fascinating, I'd bet. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (cYBz/) I think (and this is not a joke) the only thing to do is ask the twins. Some conjoined twins seem to control separate appendages or feel in certain areas and others have much more control than the other twin. You often can't study this in animal models due to a) you can't ask a mouse questions and get answers and b) they often die while in utero or shortly out of the womb. Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 23, 2026 10:54 PM (NZPfR) 190
Today's game- I also have used traveler's cheques, made a collect call from a pay phone, rumbled through a card catalog at the library, and had an account at a savings and loan.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2026 10:53 PM (MyjXu) The card catalog! I loved that. And microfiche. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:54 PM (gh32g) 191
>>Sure, you better-off types learned on Selectrics!
Don't get me wrong. I suck at typing and the Selectric just helped me suck faster. I'm one of the chosen few who had their GPA go down by taking high school typing. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 10:55 PM (viF8m) 192
Not too many years ago, the DMV didn't accept cards. It was either cash or check. I happened to be there when a younger couple had come in. No idea how to write a check. The DMV employee had to walk them through it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2026 10:55 PM (OGOaV) 193
Either Kate or I go to Drucker's Store in person to pay our bill monthly. Sam let's us run a tab. Businesses throughout the Valley have trust in their customers. Some of the more urbane, citified business owners in Pixley and Crabwell Corners have more strict policies, though.
Posted by: Uncle Joe, Movin' Kinda Slow at January 23, 2026 10:55 PM (oftw2) 194
Abby of Abby-and-Brittany also got married. She knows everyone's curious about the sex so she posted a few answers about it. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 10:55 PM (erZBp) Posted by: Dalhart at January 23, 2026 10:57 PM (gf7Ez) 196
Abby of Abby-and-Brittany also got married. She knows everyone's curious about the sex so she posted a few answers about it.
Morbidly curious, because fascinated while being weirded out is too long. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:57 PM (lUFok) 197
"Tempest Fox" looks like their parents took names off their Playstation 1-2 and Sega libraries, put them on a wheel and spun that
Posted by: Zelda Star at January 23, 2026 10:57 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 23, 2026 10:57 PM (S/Y4j) 199
Posted by: skywch at January 23, 2026 10:53 PM (uqhmb)
Thanks skywch. It's hard to imagine life without them and one can never prepare for it. Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:57 PM (2F0/Y) 200
Watched JPM's review of Wolgang Peterson, loved it.
What I loved even more was the key lights shining in JPM's sunglasses, makes him look like an absolute lunatic. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 10:58 PM (XV/Pl) 201
I can't say I've ever seen conjoined twins in the real world.
Of course, I probably hadn't seen more than 2 or 3 trannies, until it became the hot fashion trend a few years ago. Posted by: Wally at January 23, 2026 10:58 PM (0e5Te) 202
Niedermeyer's Dead Horse (NDH) is having a bad time. Everyone's prayers would be wonderful.
https://x.com/NiedsG/status/2014747526855811336?s=20 Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 23, 2026 10:59 PM (gUs21) 203
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (snZF9)
I find it disturbing how much thought you put into that. Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:54 PM (dIske) I'll back Berserker on this one. As a former teenage boy, I spent a lot of time thinking about chick tits to the exclusion of...almost everything else. Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 23, 2026 10:59 PM (NZPfR) 204
176 Things just haven't been the same since that court ruled you can't pay in pennies.
I have pounds of pure copper pennies. Can I sell them by the pound? Probably not🤨.... Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (LNeRu) ---------------------------- You should take them to a grocery store. They might buy them off you now that pennies are no longer being made. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2026 10:59 PM (OGOaV) 205
How do conjoined twins' taxes work if only one is married?
Posted by: Methos They file separately. BUT! A case could easily be made such that they should file jointly!! swidt? I'm killing me today!! Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:59 PM (cYBz/) 206
94 I still don't use a credit card at the pump. I walk inside and prepay for my gas. Outside credit card machines can have those skimmers inserted by criminals.
Posted by: Crusader I read somewhere that criminals can scan your credit card as you walk past them, also that they can scan your key fob and start your car. So I got little Faraday pouches for my credit cards and my fobs. I don't even know if all that is true, but the pouches aren't very expensive on Amazon. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2026 11:00 PM (0Htd1) 207
Neither of my checking accounts charges a monthly fee unless your balance falls below some arbitrary amount. I chose both partly because they had no fees.
On the other hand, Capital One, my second Visa card, just informed me that they have *reduced* my credit limit to $5K because I hadn't been charging anywhere near my previous limit. In other words, I had not been risking impoverishment often enough for their liking. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:00 PM (wzUl9) 208
In 12th grade, I had a study hall and decided to just sit in on the Typing class, just for the practice, as I had already taken/passed the course. The teacher was fine with it as there was an open desk. Another reason was that the class was 75% female. That's why I took Chorus, too. 80 girls, 8 boys.
Posted by: Onnor Stoodent at January 23, 2026 11:00 PM (oftw2) 209
160 It's been a bit of a difficult day. Today is my birthday and the first without any parent here. It just isn't the same.
Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:47 PM (2F0/Y) ______________________ Well now, we're birthday buddies. Today is my birthday as well. Lost one parent 2 years ago, and the funeral was on my birthday. Lost the other parent excactly a year ago, ON my birthday. I'm starting to think The Almighty is messing with me. Took a while to get a handle on it. I internalize. But, today I called up my brother and told him to be nice to me or else. Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 11:01 PM (dIske) 210
I always have an emergency stash of coffee and powdered milk for when snowpocalypse hits.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1) 211
Today is my birthday and the first without any parent here. It just isn't the same.
Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:47 PM (2F0/Y) ===== They would both want you to have a Happy Birthday! Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 23, 2026 11:02 PM (RIvkX) 212
Typing was a required class when I was in Jr. High. Later, moved to another school district that required typing in HS, but didn't recognize my JH class as "creditable" so...
Easy "A" on the second go-round! Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 11:03 PM (rdVOm) 213
67 I pay bills by check whenever possible. Prevents a lot of funny business with my bank account.
Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (rdVOm) Actually, it doesn't. Most big businesses use the check they receive from you as permission to electronically dip into your bank account for the amount of the check. Then they scan the check, send the scan to your bank, and shred the actual check. I'm not talking about when you write a check to the kid next door for shoveling your driveway, but the checks you write to the electric company, or to your credit card company, or to the county for your property taxes are almost certainly handled that way. Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 11:03 PM (X5Jzz) Posted by: mindful webworker - feel a whole lot better when I'm gone? at January 23, 2026 11:03 PM (OJSFI) 215
The woman can do what they want, but as for me, give me chick tits or give me death. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (snZF9) I believe you, sir. I simply try not to think about homo stuff. I think most of the lesbians are just weirdos who never had a guy look at them and resorted to whatever they do. It is always reassuring to me to figure out who is the pretend male vs female in a couple. Now you can't tell (ok the Widow of MN you can tell). I did note her "wife" went downhill in looks after coming out of the closet she should have stayed in. I worked with some ED RN's who were lesbians. I was there for a couple of years before someone told me and laughed at my tardation. I am that vague. At a college party I was pretty wasted and a girl asked me to a concert that night, after asking if I was straight. I told her no I was not straight, being wasted, and yes I would go with her to the concert. My bf/husband, lurking around but we were not dating at the time due to his frequent breakups, told her I was with him and was straight. I argued with him til he explained quietly to me what I was agreeing to. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 11:03 PM (WONhk) 216
Have you changed TV channels with a pair of pliers?
Have you walked to kindergarten by yourself? Have you bought a pack of cigarettes out of a vending machine? Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:04 PM (KDPiq) 217
Niedermeyer's Dead Horse (NDH) is having a bad time. Everyone's prayers would be wonderful. https://x.com/NiedsG/status/2014747526855811336?s=20 Posted by: Jeff Weimer ============== Is it my imagination, or has she been absent from these parts for a while? And best wishes to her in the challenges she now faces. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 11:04 PM (erZBp) 218
Joyenz, my sympathies. I was 60 before I lost both parents within a year, without much warning. (Not saying you're that old) But It's a particular kind of unsettling, to lose them later in your own life.
Posted by: skywch at January 23, 2026 *** My mother died at age 70 when I was 33. (I was a late kid.) My father had already passed when I was about 24 -- though I did not find that out until a couple of years ago thanks to Miss Linda's genealogy hobby. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:04 PM (wzUl9) 219
Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl??
Posted by: OrangeEnt Because . . . She was a lamb? Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 11:04 PM (rbvCR) 220
I simply try not to think about homo stuff. I think most of the lesbians are just weirdos who never had a guy look at them and resorted to whatever they do.
-------- So true. The sting of rejection, and all. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 11:05 PM (+HNx/) 221
I'll back Berserker on this one. As a former teenage boy, I spent a lot of time thinking about chick tits to the exclusion of...almost everything else.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 23, 2026 10:59 PM (NZPfR) Damn right, especially if you lived through the tube top era. That was proof god loves us and wants us to have nice things. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 11:05 PM (snZF9) 222
Sad to say I never used a typewriter.
I used a typewriter once. In high school, borrowed my moms portable to write a school paper. It was incredibly annoying. And I had a computer, with a printer. But I did not have a word processor. As it happened there was a hamfest that month so I set aside some money thinking there would be software on sale since hams were very much early adopters. Which there was. I could have bought a word processor. But there were also video games including a wonderful version of Space Invaders. I figured, I can write a word processing in BASIC but not a Space Invaders clone. So I bought the game and wrote the word processor that I used for the rest of high school. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 23, 2026 11:05 PM (EXyHK) 223
211 Today is my birthday and the first without any parent here. It just isn't the same.
Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:47 PM (2F0/Y) ===== They would both want you to have a Happy Birthday! Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 23, 2026 11:02 PM (RIvkX) Happy Birthday, because you are here, Joyenz. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 11:05 PM (WONhk) 224
125 @OcrazioCornPop
· 2h 🚨 NEW: The House GOP just RAMMED through a $1.2 TRILLION spending package, despite an almost $40 TRILLION DEBT. Which was "only" $28 TRILLION when Biden took office five years ago. Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 10:36 ---- With all the bad news out there , this may be the worst. "What can't go on forever, won't." Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 23, 2026 11:06 PM (0/b2/) 225
I lost my Dad when I was 29. I still miss him immensely.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:06 PM (KDPiq) 226
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I think I would have been awesome and gone national. I also had the perfect last name for a weather girl. Bummer. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (WONhk) OK, guys, ChristyBlinkyTheGreat has issued a challenge to guess her real, weather related, last name. How about "Christy Sunshine" ? Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 11:07 PM (X5Jzz) 227
Actually, it doesn't. Most big businesses use the check they receive from you as permission to electronically dip into your bank account for the amount of the check. Then they scan the check, send the scan to your bank, and shred the actual check. . . .
Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 *** Yes; there's all the boilerplate text now saying you consent to have the money electronically drawn from your account. In other words, there is no one- or two- day delay now when you write a check; when they slip it in their machine, they get the funds right away. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:07 PM (wzUl9) 228
NDH a prayer for her complete and immediate healing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX) 229
207 Neither of my checking accounts charges a monthly fee unless your balance falls below some arbitrary amount. I chose both partly because they had no fees.
On the other hand, Capital One, my second Visa card, just informed me that they have *reduced* my credit limit to $5K because I hadn't been charging anywhere near my previous limit. In other words, I had not been risking impoverishment often enough for their liking. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:00 PM (wzUl9) ------------------------------------- I dropped my Capital One card years ago when they raised my rate, and changed it from fixed to variable, citing the economic climate as the reason. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2026 11:07 PM (OGOaV) 230
Oh, and I sent off two postcards from Boerne on Wednesday. Well see if they get through the winter apocalypse.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 23, 2026 11:08 PM (EXyHK) 231
Today is my birthday and the first without any parent here. It just isn't the same. Posted by: Joyenz ============== My mother is the only person on earth who sends me a Valentine's card or gives me Sees chocolate from "the Easter Bunny." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 11:08 PM (erZBp) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 11:08 PM (WONhk) 233
I'm that old, but I never had a Walkman.
Posted by: EastBayLarry at January 23, 2026 11:08 PM (T8fnh) 234
211 Today is my birthday and the first without any parent here. It just isn't the same.
Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:47 PM (2F0/Y) ---------- You've perpetuated the legacy of your excellent and well-loved dad and the blog is a better place for your presence here. *clink* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 11:08 PM (+HNx/) 235
After all the years I've lurked and commented, I can say I haven't had anywhere near the kind of interactions that it seems a lot of the ONT crew has experienced.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 11:09 PM (uQesX) 236
The latest 0Z GFS model run is out. It will take a while for the 0Z Euro run to finish: https://is.gd/VemBiv Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb) 237
Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 11:03 PM (X5Jzz)
They have to tell you if that is what they are going to do. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:09 PM (KDPiq) 238
Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl??
It rhymes with "summer"? Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (lUFok) Rhymes with hummer too. Just sayin' Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:09 PM (2WIwB) 239
Have you changed TV channels with a pair of pliers?
Have you walked to kindergarten by yourself? Have you bought a pack of cigarettes out of a vending machine? Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 *** Never did the first, though we did have TV repair guys come out to the house once or twice in my youth. I walked to grammar school by myself, and rode buses to school after that. And my mother used to send me down to the corner tavern when I was about ten to get her a pack of Pall Malls from the vending machine. Nobody seemed to care. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:10 PM (wzUl9) 240
>>We had a weather girl in our AOR named Majestic Storm. Seriously.
Anyone who grew up in the Boston area in the 70s knows the legend that was Stu Soroka. I'm still convinced he was the inspiration for George Carlin's hippy dippy weatherman. He was obviously stoned during many of his weather reports. It was awesome. A bunch of us would get together and watch some of his reports and laugh our asses off. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 11:10 PM (viF8m) 241
Actually, it doesn't. Most big businesses use the check they receive from you as permission to electronically dip into your bank account for the amount of the check. Then they scan the check, send the scan to your bank, and shred the actual check. . . .
Posted by: a.moron ----------- Let me clarify-- As long as I have not authorized ongoing automatic deductions, I get no surprises re: amount or date of withdrawal. Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 11:11 PM (rdVOm) 242
Heavy Meta, when I was in junior high everyone took home ec., including the boys. It included basic cooking and sewing skills that everyone can use. On the day we made cookies, one of the boy groups made 3 giant cookies, instead of a couple dozen little ones.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2026 11:11 PM (0Htd1) 243
I'm that old, but I never had a Walkman.
Posted by: EastBayLarry at January 23, 2026 *** I never bought one. But a girlfriend in 1991 gave me one for my birthday, and I used it when I would go running and on other occasions. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:11 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2026 11:11 PM (LNeRu) 245
I think most of the lesbians are just weirdos who never had a guy look at them and resorted to whatever they do. __________ I think everyone at one of our vets is a lesbian. The one who treats The Big Dummy is a pretty good looking lady. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2026 11:11 PM (tgvbd) 246
Have you changed TV channels with a pair of pliers? Yea
Have you walked to kindergarten by yourself? Took the bus Have you bought a pack of cigarettes out of a vending machine? Yeah dad smoked Kents Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX) 247
NEW: The House GOP just RAMMED through a $1.2 TRILLION spending package, despite an almost $40 TRILLION DEBT.
- I guess they want to run on runaway inflation and free money for Somalia. Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2026 11:13 PM (vSvIl) 248
177 Susceptible to spy attacks, too. If a hostile power could listen in on the typing, it could tell by the micro differences in the timing of the next THWACK which key had been struck.
--------- Lee Marvin counted the digits dialed on a rotary phone by the suspect. Followed that number later on for the catch. _M Squad youtube.com/watch?v=PAhXez5Ib2k Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 11:13 PM (/LXUT) 249
216 Have you changed TV channels with a pair of pliers?
Have you walked to kindergarten by yourself? Have you bought a pack of cigarettes out of a vending machine? Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:04 PM (KDPiq) ----------------------------------- Well, I didn't walk to kindergarten by myself exactly. It was a neighborhood school, so it was like a mass migration of kids every morning. In 4th and 5th grade, I was a crossing guard. They didn't give us flags on poles back then. We got a bright orange reflective belt, and walked out into the middle of the road (to be fair, the crossings were four-way stops, but still...) Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2026 11:13 PM (OGOaV) 250
Have you ever put in less than a dollar of gas in your car?
Have you ever snuck into a drive in theater? Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:14 PM (KDPiq) 251
Weird Dave, I feel like your cheating on the Pet thread by posting your new cat on the ONT. Have you no shame?
Posted by: Solutus at January 23, 2026 11:14 PM (Ds9EH) 252
Looks like Big Penguin is trying to sabotage President Trump:
The White House @WhiteHouse Embrace the penguin. x.com/WhiteHouse/status/ 2014819683757678654 ------------ [Also:] The Lunduke Journal @LundukeJournal That sound you hear is Leftist Linux users, around the globe, having a simultaneous meltdown. x.com/LundukeJournal/status/ 2014830787086958917 Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 11:15 PM (MVWbi) 253
So here's the thing I wonder about: when your wife who is a conjoined twin is giving you head, what is her single sister doing? Doom scrolling?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2026 11:15 PM (XLQLg) 254
I dropped my Capital One card years ago when they raised my rate, and changed it from fixed to variable, citing the economic climate as the reason.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2026 *** I pay my balance, which is generally small, each month in full. Probably that's part of what they hate. I got the card in 2019 because they offered 0% on purchases and balance transfers for, I think it was three months. I swapped a Chase balance to it and charged some work on my car, paid no interest, had it paid off by the deadline, no problems. It's nice to have a card to back up the Chase one. Both have ridiculous interest rates, but no fees. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:15 PM (wzUl9) 255
>>Have you changed TV channels with a pair of pliers?
>>Have you walked to kindergarten by yourself? >>Have you bought a pack of cigarettes out of a vending machine? Yes. Yes. Yes. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 11:16 PM (viF8m) 256
Prepping for the Winter apocalypse here in central Texas. In addition to our 5 cats, we have 5 of the "feral" patio cats indoors (3 already had previous house privileges) plus 4 more in the garage. All of the "feral" cats are litter box trained, so that's a relief. Feeding time is gonna be a challenge though
Posted by: Stacy0311 at January 23, 2026 11:16 PM (///6J) 257
20 things.. yep. All 20.
Plus: Milk delivery. Play video games at an Arcade. Drive-in movies. Pump gas for the boat *at the dock* Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 11:16 PM (rdVOm) 258
Susceptible to spy attacks, too. If a hostile power could listen in on the typing, it could tell by the micro differences in the timing of the next THWACK which key had been struck.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 10:49 PM (erZBp) This is true. Every key had a different electromagnetic signature. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:16 PM (2WIwB) 259
In kindergarten and first grade in Brooklyn, I walked six long blocks across 4 avenues, one of them Fort Hamilton Parkway that was 6 lanes wide to and from school. Could cross Fort Hamilton to go to Pat's Pizzeria for lunch if I had some change. Slice of pizza was $.15.
Posted by: Free Range at January 23, 2026 11:17 PM (oftw2) 260
255 >>Have you changed TV channels with a pair of pliers?
--------- I could do it by jangling my car keys. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 11:18 PM (+HNx/) 261
So here's the thing I wonder about: when your wife who is a conjoined twin is giving you head, what is her single sister doing? Doom scrolling?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls She critiques and gives pointers. Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 11:19 PM (ftFVW) 262
I have to go and am trying to figure out what song I want to leave.
However, I want every.single.one.of.you who has snow to do this for me: Inside, safe and warm, look up to the heavens as it snows. It's awesome. I miss it. And I pray for snow out West. Blow some our way, please. Good night. https://tinyurl.com/y8aeum8m Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 11:19 PM (WONhk) 263
Thanks everyone.
I hope all of you in the path of this bad weather and frozen temperatures will be ok. All our stores are wiped out of products. Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 11:20 PM (2F0/Y) 264
'Bout time I headed off to bed, all. No chores tomorrow, but we will probably see some rain and temps lowering. Sunday, the weather mavens say, will bring the real Arctic blast after some more rain. I hope the Sun. rain holds off until mid-morning; I can get an early a.m. workout in before the chill comes along.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:20 PM (wzUl9) 265
Juggles balls?
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:20 PM (KDPiq) 266
Yeah dad smoked Kents
Posted by: San Franpsycho -------- Tried those. Pall Mall tall non filter were the tits. Couldn't talk after a week. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 11:20 PM (/LXUT) 267
240 >> . . . Anyone who grew up in the Boston area in the 70s knows the legend that was Stu Soroka. I'm still convinced he was the inspiration for George Carlin's hippy dippy weatherman.
He was obviously stoned during many of his weather reports. It was awesome. A bunch of us would get together and watch some of his reports and laugh our asses off. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 11:10 PM ______ Anyone here remember Captain Mike in San Diego? Not stoned, but certainly did seem to like his adult beverages. Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 23, 2026 11:20 PM (gf7Ez) 268
The weather where I am is very comfortable. Sometimes I think I would like some snow, but not if I have to drive in it. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 11:20 PM (erZBp) 269
> Probably that's part of what they hate.
That's likely almost all of what they hate. Their ideal customer is someone who maxes out the card, then makes the minimum payment every month Within the industry, people like you, who pay their balances in full every month, are called "deadbeats", exactly the same as people who renege on the debt altogether. Nope. I'm not making that up. Both of you are costing the company money, and they're not in business to lose money. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2026 11:20 PM (IG3/x) 270
I pay my balance, which is generally small, each month in full. Probably that's part of what they hate.
I got the card in 2019 because they offered 0% on purchases and balance transfers for, I think it was three months. I swapped a Chase balance to it and charged some work on my car, paid no interest, had it paid off by the deadline, no problems. It's nice to have a card to back up the Chase one. Both have ridiculous interest rates, but no fees. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:15 PM (wzUl9) --------------------------------- Yeah, I was carrying a balance back then (it's been a while). Been keeping them paid off for years now. Surprisingly, none have reduced my limits. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2026 11:21 PM (OGOaV) 271
That GFS model is your tax dollars at work. 29 petaflops of processing power, and about $1.4B per year to operates. It runs every 6 hours, and takes about 4 - 5 hours to complete each run. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb) 272
Well, I didn't walk to kindergarten by myself exactly.
I did. Out the back door. Across the pasture. Thru the fence. Up the street. Turn right (before I knew left from right). Go two blocks. School on right. Don't be late!!! Seemed normal at the time. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:21 PM (2WIwB) 273
So here's the thing I wonder about: when your wife who is a conjoined twin is giving you head, what is her single sister doing? Doom scrolling?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2026 11:15 PM (XLQLg) Tonging his nads if he positions her right. Its just too fucked up to imagine what goes on in that situation. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 11:22 PM (snZF9) 274
Assuming the cojoined twins have normal reproductive function. They (?) become pregnant and successfully gives birth.
Two genetically identical Moms? Again, I want all involved to live happy, fulfilling lives but wow - this is wack. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 11:23 PM (cYBz/) 275
. . . and a Public Service Announcement for those of you who are sick of paying bank fees for a checking account : Find a local credit union and move your account there. Many years ago we banked at Wells Fargo *spit*, and got pissed off at getting nickle and dime-ed with bullshit fees, so we moved our accounts to a credit union. No fees at all as long as you keep a small balance in savings and easy to deal with.
Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 11:23 PM (X5Jzz) 276
To go to grammar school, I walked a big four blocks each way. (They seemed long when I was age seven to eleven.) It took me a couple of years to learn that if I used the next parallel street toward the river coming home instead of the street we lived on, I wouldn't be facing the hot sun in the afternoon. I'se slow sometimes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:24 PM (wzUl9) 277
Tonging his nads if he positions her right. Its just too fucked up to imagine what goes on in that situation.
--------- To be fair, nad-tongueing is probably the best case scenario. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 11:24 PM (+HNx/) 278
Texans never acted like that when I lived there.
Must have been all the damn yankees that moved in. Posted by: GWB at January 23, 2026 11:24 PM (Xmgkb) 279
Within the industry, people like you, who pay their balances in full every month, are called "deadbeats", exactly the same as people who renege on the debt altogether.
Nope. I'm not making that up. Both of you are costing the company money, and they're not in business to lose money. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2026 11:20 PM (IG3/x) Yes. Paid in full each month. The customer they hate. I love being a deadbeat. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 11:25 PM (gh32g) 280
I also don't understand big people little people relationships. I guess I am just a shallow human being.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:25 PM (KDPiq) 281
I don't want to even think about the conjoined twins thing. Nope, just nope, my mind just can't go there. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 11:25 PM (w6EFb) 282
Their ideal customer is someone who maxes out the card, then makes the minimum payment every month
Within the industry, people like you, who pay their balances in full every month, are called "deadbeats", exactly the same as people who renege on the debt altogether. Nope. I'm not making that up. Both of you are costing the company money, and they're not in business to lose money. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2026 *** Oh, I know. But there are plenty of the pound-foolish types to make up the difference, I'll bet. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:26 PM (wzUl9) 283
250 Have you ever put in less than a dollar of gas in your car?
--- I've poured beers in the tank to get the level up enough to make it to the station. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 11:26 PM (/LXUT) 284
Have you changed TV channels with a pair of pliers?
Have you walked to kindergarten by yourself? Have you bought a pack of cigarettes out of a vending machine? Posted by: Opinion fact 3/3 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 11:27 PM (/lPRQ) 285
I pay my balance, which is generally small, each month in full. Probably that's part of what they hate.
...Both have ridiculous interest rates, but no fees. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius -------- Yeah, pay it off every month & have no annual fee. The CC companies call us "freeloaders" which is BS. They get, what, 3% fee on every CC transaction, whether or not it's listed separately on your receipt. It's just part of the price of goods and services in most places. Whenever you pay cash somewhere, realize that CC fees are built-in to the prices you pay. Are you getting a discount for cash? Probably not, although some gas stations here used to offer it. Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 11:27 PM (rdVOm) 286
@247
>>I guess they want to run on runaway inflation and free money for Somalia. As noted, at a minimum, 30% of every local, state and federal budget is pure corruption, fraud and graft. So 360B of that is going to end up in the pockets of the people who voted for that package, one way or the other. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 11:27 PM (XV/Pl) 287
GWB, I was 45 years old before I found out "damned" and "Yankee" were two different words!!
Obviously, that doesn't apply to morons. Posted by: LRob in OK at January 23, 2026 11:27 PM (47diA) 288
Slice of pizza was $.15.
Posted by: Free Range *********** And I know that was great pizza, because Brooklyn pizza is the best! Posted by: The Grateful at January 23, 2026 11:28 PM (IQ6Gq) 289
Yeah I thought Trump closed the DoE, but looks like, not so much
the spending bill also sends millions to Colorado for child gender reassignment surgery Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 10:52 PM (ZxPkt) Remember, that is just a House bill. Still has to make it through the Senate. And Trump has a veto pen. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 11:28 PM (8zz6B) 290
>>In kindergarten and first grade in Brooklyn, I walked six long blocks across 4 avenues, one of them Fort Hamilton Parkway that was 6 lanes wide to and from school. Could cross Fort Hamilton to go to Pat's Pizzeria for lunch if I had some change. Slice of pizza was $.15.
I was just north of you but in a much quieter neighborhood. No highways. I lived 3 suburban blocks from my grammar school. All of us walked to school. I thought everyone did. We even went home for lunch. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 11:28 PM (viF8m) Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 23, 2026 11:28 PM (ovff8) 292
I have (small) bank accounts locally just to have a local place in case I need it. But the bulk of our $$ and activity is through Navy Fed Credit Union. No, they don't have a branch that is close by but that has never been an issue. Their call center is outstanding and has representatives that speak English! Clearly and correctly!! I know - it's crazy.
The thing of it is, they are used to dealing with account issues by phone for all their customers that are deployed all the time. Side benefit - when you spell out your name using the NATO alphabet, they actually know what the hell you are doing. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 11:29 PM (cYBz/) 293
250 Have you ever put in less than a dollar of gas in your car?
Have you ever snuck into a drive in theater? Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:14 PM (KDPiq) Yes, and yes, if driving into the drive-in with someone in my trunk counts. Gas was like 30 cents a gallon when I started driving. Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 11:29 PM (X5Jzz) 294
So 360B of that is going to end up in the pockets of the people who voted for that package, one way or the other.
---------- "When your platform is stealing from Peter to pay Paul, you can always count on the support of Paul." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 11:29 PM (+HNx/) 295
I bought cigarettes from a vending machine on my way to kindergarten.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 11:29 PM (gh32g) 296
Well this should be sporty tomorrow -
Ice storm supposed to start about 3pm. Not supposed to clock out from work until 4pm. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 11:30 PM (2GVsD) 297
249 216 Have you changed TV channels with a pair of pliers?
--- Those old tuners were akin to radio tuners, they could be adjusted for frequency. Dad made an extra long screwdriver; take the channel knob off and insert screwdriver for picky channel reception. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 11:30 PM (/LXUT) 298
Done all the things on that list. Still do some. Especially the maps thing. I have a stack of atlases a foot thick. Montana, Wyoming, Alaska, Idaho, Colorado, Kansas, Texas, Oregon, Washington, and Northern California.
Also, as a kid, my friend's phone was a party line. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Savatage fan at January 23, 2026 11:31 PM (0aYVJ) 299
216 Have you changed TV channels with a pair of pliers?
Have you walked to kindergarten by yourself? Have you bought a pack of cigarettes out of a vending machine? Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:04 _____ All on the same day! In fairness though, I was nine at the time. Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 23, 2026 11:31 PM (gf7Ez) 300
295 I bought cigarettes from a vending machine on my way to kindergarten.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 11:29 PM (gh32g) -------- That was what I used to pay for getting to play the triangle instead of the sanding blocks. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 11:31 PM (+HNx/) 301
I bought cigarettes from a vending machine on my way to kindergarten.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 11:29 PM (gh32g) That is so metal. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9) 302
When I was very young, my dad or uncle would give me a quarter to buy Lucky Strikes outta the machine. (This was mostly inside beer joints.) The cigs only cost 22 cents. The transparent wrapper around the package had three brand new pennies inside. I got to keep the pennies.
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 23, 2026 11:32 PM (47diA) 303
You think you'll get rid of me so easily?
Posted by: The Grift at January 23, 2026 11:32 PM (ovff8) 304
Hah, I'm another deadbeat then! And it's easy. I have my credit card programmed to automatically pay off three days before the end of the month so there's never a penny of interest charged. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 11:32 PM (erZBp) 305
Are you getting a discount for cash? Probably not, although some gas stations here used to offer it.
Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 *** Yes, most of the major gas stations now charge .10/gal. more for credit card purchases. But both my gas company credit cards give me .10/gal. off, so I'm getting the cash price anyway. The Exxon convenience store I've gone to for years has ethanol-free gas at about $1.00 more than E10 regular. I've since found cheaper outlets for E0. But the major annoyance at that one is that the E0 pumps are fantastically slow -- 90 seconds per gallon! I bought four gallons today and had to wait almost six minutes. And this has happened for several months now. Regular pump? No delays at all. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:32 PM (wzUl9) 306
Ice storm supposed to start about 3pm. Not supposed to clock out from work until 4pm.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 11:30 PM (2GVsD) What you make in that last hour of work won't cover the deductible on your insurance when you slide into something. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:33 PM (2WIwB) 307
Have you changed TV channels with a pair of pliers?
Heh. My Dad even had us use a pipe wrench to turn the antenna to try to pull in Pittsburgh stations if the Cleveland stations didn't carry the game due to local blackout. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 11:33 PM (cYBz/) 308
288 Slice of pizza was $.15.
Posted by: Free Range *********** And I know that was great pizza, because Brooklyn pizza is the best! Posted by: The Grateful It was. Pat was Italian, could not speak English. His wife answered the phone. He watched wrestling on a little B/W TV and had framed autographed pics of wrestlers on his wall in the "dining room". Bobo Brazil, Wahoo McDaniel, Haystacks Calhoun, and of course his fave, Bruno Sammartino. Remember it like it was yesterday, but it was 1962. Posted by: Free Range. at January 23, 2026 11:35 PM (oftw2) 309
So here's the thing I wonder about: when your wife who is a conjoined twin is giving you head, what is her single sister doing? Doom scrolling?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2026 11:15 PM (XLQLg) Tonging his nads if he positions her right. Its just too fucked up to imagine what goes on in that situation. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division And do they share one set of lungs so only one head has to breath while other focuses on the task at hand? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 11:35 PM (/lPRQ) 310
We even went home for lunch.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 *** I could have gone home for lunch, I guess, though I never asked. Mom was usually sleeping in the daytime -- she worked nights as a private-duty nurse. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:36 PM (wzUl9) 311
We even went home for lunch. Posted by: JackStraw ============ Going home for lunch is good livin'. I had a job in bustling downtown for a while, a short drive to my apartment. I'd go home for lunch and it felt like heaven being there in the middle of the work day. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 11:36 PM (erZBp) 312
Heh. My Dad even had us use a pipe wrench to turn the antenna to try to pull in Pittsburgh stations if the Cleveland stations didn't carry the game due to local blackout.
---------- Oh. A wise guy, eh? Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk Posted by: Moe Howard at January 23, 2026 11:36 PM (+HNx/) 313
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Hah, I'm another deadbeat then! And it's easy. I have my credit card programmed to automatically pay off three days before the end of the month so there's never a penny of interest charged. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 11:32 PM (erZBp) Right there with ya! Haven't paid credit card interest in 40 years or more. Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 11:36 PM (X5Jzz) 314
I think I got a D in typing, I've never really learned to type by touch.
20/20 on quiz. Spot on the Texas snow. Nice pussy you got Weirddave! Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 23, 2026 11:37 PM (VCgbV) 315
Right there with ya! Haven't paid credit card interest in 40 years or more.
-------- The merchant fees on my monthly charges more than make up for the interest that they never collect. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 11:38 PM (+HNx/) 316
I'm that old, but I never had a Walkman.
Posted by: EastBayLarry at January 23, 2026 11:08 PM (T8fnh) I had a Walkman look-alike, some unknown brand. Later I got some Sony gadget that looked like a pocket watch, and could hold several hours worth of music. Weird software needed to load it up. Still kicking around somewhere, I think. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 11:39 PM (8zz6B) 317
Hey, my new oil lantern made it for this weekend!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2026 11:39 PM (bss/y) 318
Right there with ya! Haven't paid credit card interest in 40 years or more.
Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 *** I haven't either since I paid off my first home computer purchase, an 8088 PC from CompuAdd. I had to have one for night school classes. I carried the balance -- making more than minimum payments, yes, but still had a balance -- until I got a better job in 1991. Then, zip, I paid it off. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:40 PM (wzUl9) 319
Both of you are costing the company money, and they're not in business to lose money.
If theyre losing money on their two to four percent cut of every purchase, they have no right to call me a deadbeat. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 23, 2026 11:40 PM (EXyHK) Posted by: 496 at January 23, 2026 11:40 PM (t+VLa) 321
Night, all. See you on the Tech or Coffee Thread, I'm sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 11:41 PM (wzUl9) 322
Have you ever just opened your front door to let your dog out for the day?
Have you ever opened a can of beer with a bottle/can opener? Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:41 PM (KDPiq) 323
Back in college, we could pick up the audio of one of our TV stations on the radio, so we were watching Star Trek: TNG with the sound piped through our stereo. Closest we had to surround sound.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2026 11:42 PM (OGOaV) 324
I still carry a church key when I travel.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:43 PM (2WIwB) 325
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Hah, I'm another deadbeat then! And it's easy. I have my credit card programmed to automatically pay off three days before the end of the month so there's never a penny of interest charged. Posted by: Blonde Morticia --- Bravo! Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 11:44 PM (/LXUT) 326
>>Going home for lunch is good livin'. I had a job in bustling downtown for a while, a short drive to my apartment. I'd go home for lunch and it felt like heaven being there in the middle of the work day.
As a kid I had no idea that every kid wasn't doing the same. We thought it was normal. We walked or rode our bikes everywhere. Then my dad got transferred to New Jersey and I learned what about school buses. That was the end of my innocence. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 11:44 PM (viF8m) 327
I just found a map of the country by temperature currrently. About 1/3 of the US is Below Zero right now!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 11:44 PM (IUuBi) 328
I think I got a D in typing, I've never really learned to type by touch.
Well hell. It was right there between the "f" and the "s". Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:44 PM (2WIwB) 329
275 . . . and a Public Service Announcement for those of you who are sick of paying bank fees for a checking account : Find a local credit union and move your account there. Many years ago we banked at Wells Fargo *spit*, and got pissed off at getting nickle and dime-ed with bullshit fees, so we moved our accounts to a credit union. No fees at all as long as you keep a small balance in savings and easy to deal with.
Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 11:23 PM (X5Jzz) --------------------------------- We've been a credit union member for a long time. Loved our credit union. Then they decided to do a major system upgrade. Can't fault them for that, but it was a disaster. Months later, and there's still functionality missing. We're switching to a new credit union. Unfortunately, the old CU has our mortgage, so we can't fully separate. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2026 11:45 PM (OGOaV) 330
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Hah, I'm another deadbeat then! And it's easy. I have my credit card programmed to automatically pay off three days before the end of the month so there's never a penny of interest charged. ----------- Autopay is your friend. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 11:45 PM (+HNx/) 331
Opened a bottle of beer on the door hinge of my truck.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 11:46 PM (/LXUT) 332
I just found a map of the country by temperature currrently. About 1/3 of the US is Below Zero right now!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 11:44 PM (IUuBi) RRREEEEEEEE!!!!! We're all gonna die! Global.warming!!!! Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:46 PM (2WIwB) 333
Happy birthday Joyenze! Big hug. I know the feeling.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 23, 2026 11:47 PM (uaYsl) 334
Forgot: 20/20 on the scale above.
Because I like this song: https://tinyurl.com/4m2n64e2 Sang this one at a big party with my roommate, and my on and off again bf was there: https://tinyurl.com/w3jf6j27 What I should have sung at the same party: https://tinyurl.com/rna2akp4 I married him anyway. My parents kept all my letters from college (which are hilarious). In one I said I hoped I never saw him again! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 11:47 PM (WONhk) 335
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Autopay is your friend. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) --- There are people who have been found mummified in their homes. No one looked for them until auto pay was empty and the bill collector came to call. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 11:48 PM (/LXUT) 336
Up until I was 7 or so we had a party line. I remember listening in to two old ladies talking (why? Well it just seemed like a Thing To Do) and I was being real quiet but my brother and sister were playing in the house, and suddenly one said “Belle? Do you hear children playing??!”
I hung up fast and I always thought I was gonna get in trouble for that, but luckily that never happened. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 11:48 PM (IUuBi) 337
Forecast has us getting to below freezing at 6pm tomorrow.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:48 PM (KDPiq) 338
AJ Inapi (Allan)
@aj_inapi Jan 22 Europe: Greenland is sovereign territory. Not on the market. End of discussion. Trump: Everything’s on the market. I’ll write a $700B check and drop six figures into every Greenlander’s pocket. Fast. Clean. Done. Europe: We don’t need American money. Still not selling. NATO: Push this further and you’re out. No alliance cover. Trump: Fine. Cut us loose. Take our 5% contribution with us. Let’s be honest — without the U.S., NATO is a museum exhibit. And those two sled dogs you call defense aren’t stopping anyone. (Pause. Silence. Calculations happening.) Europe & NATO: Greenland remains Danish… but the U.S. can operate freely there. Military, logistics, Arctic access. Whatever you need. Trump: Perfect. Then I’ll keep the $700B, skip the payouts, and secure Greenland and the Arctic without buying the deed. Europe: …Deal. Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 11:49 PM (rbvCR) 339
Our school ended "home for lunch" in fifth grade. Dunno why. The school had 1,800 students; maybe too many to manage coming and going. Or maybe teachers wanted a shorter day.
Sucked sitting inside for five straight hours, and put an end to recess. Posted by: The Grift at January 23, 2026 11:49 PM (dDXqG) 340
Used the 45 adapter on the record player to play a 45 record.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:49 PM (2WIwB) 341
What if one the conjoined sisters is a Lesbian ? or
What if one wants to become a Transgender ?? Posted by: Jackson at January 23, 2026 11:50 PM (X7dyz) 342
Used the 45 adapter on the record player to play a 45 record.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:49 PM (2WIwB) Yep. I still have my 45 of the Archies Sugar Sugar. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:51 PM (KDPiq) Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 11:51 PM (2F0/Y) 344
There are people who have been found mummified in their homes. No one looked for them until auto pay was empty and the bill collector came to call.
---------- It's a sad commentary on your life when the first people who notice you're dead are the credit card collection squad. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 11:52 PM (+HNx/) 345
Yep. I still have my 45 of the Archies Sugar Sugar.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:51 PM (KDPiq) Blue Velvet by Bobby Vinton. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:52 PM (2WIwB) 346
337 Forecast has us getting to below freezing at 6pm tomorrow.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:48 PM DON'T LIE ????????? The Earth is Boiling and we are all going to die from eating Soylent Green which is at the top of the Progressive Food Pyramid... Posted by: Jackson at January 23, 2026 11:52 PM (X7dyz) 347
Today's game: 20 for 20
Used a phone with no dial, went to the town switchboard have used a party line Wrong tense for several items, (should be present tense not past) still use: typewriter, film camera, CDs and cassette tapes, paper maps (hate the uppity GPS voice), dictionary, paper checks. Posted by: JTB at January 23, 2026 11:53 PM (yTvNw) 348
NDH a couple of days ago: https://x.com/NiedsG/status/2014100730202701923?s=20
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 23, 2026 11:53 PM (gUs21) 349
Right there with ya! Haven't paid credit card interest in 40 years or more. Posted by: a.moron ============ They tell you that you can "automatically pay off a portion or all of your balance periodically from a selected account," but they never advertise "No interest!" Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 11:54 PM (erZBp) 350
Everyone must conserve Natural Gas and Electricity by setting your thermostat at 50 degrees.
I will check back in with everyone once I get back from Hawaii because it is too damn cold in Tennessee... Posted by: Al Gore at January 23, 2026 11:55 PM (X7dyz) 351
Going down to -8 tonight. Last time that happened, 3 mice got in, ran across my living room carpet. But I got 'em.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 23, 2026 11:55 PM (slJUi) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 11:56 PM (WONhk) 353
On prepaying for gas: A year or so ago I attended a fraud event near Denver put on by SAPTA. It was primarily for law enforcement but a group of us auditors went.
The last presenter was a secret service agent and his 'charge'. It was a guy he had put away for skimming operations(at gas pumps). It was a fascinating talk and at the end the felon took questions. Someone asked him how he protects his card from people skimming him. He said "I don't ever put my card in anything" So don't put your card in anything. He recommended tap-to-pay or apple wallet or Google wallet Posted by: 496 at January 23, 2026 11:56 PM (t+VLa) 354
351 Going down to -8 tonight. Last time that happened, 3 mice got in, ran across my living room carpet. But I got 'em.
--------- *thumbs up* Posted by: Sylvester the Cat at January 23, 2026 11:57 PM (+HNx/) 355
Going down to -8 tonight. Last time that happened, 3 mice got in, ran across my living room carpet. But I got 'em.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 23, 2026 11:55 PM (slJUi) How was their eyesight? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 11:57 PM (8zz6B) 356
43 Would it even surprise you if a consortium of crooked grocery chiselers were bribing the weatherman for ice storm warnings?
What wouldn't surprise me would be if all the "superstorm" stuff was used by the media to get people's minds off the Somali corruption, overthrowing the mullahs, anti-ICE types invading churches, etc Posted by: Azjaeger at January 23, 2026 11:57 PM (3/XaG) 357
Going down to -8 tonight. Last time that happened, 3 mice got in, ran across my living room carpet. But I got 'em.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 23, 2026 11:55 PM (slJUi) Three blind mice! See how they run. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 11:57 PM (2WIwB) 358
No matter what the weather is, it's always climate change. Heat wave? Global warming. Snowicemaggedon? Climate change. The earth is warming, and somehow that makes it colder. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 11:57 PM (WONhk) 360
I definitely wished I had GPS when I was an outside claims adjuster. Someone may know the name but I used to have the map book they made for specific areas . Spiral wire binder.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:58 PM (KDPiq) 361
>>Sucked sitting inside for five straight hours, and put an end to recess.
I excelled at recess. My grammar school was a big brick building and the side by the playing fields was our stickball stadium. Hit a curve? pfft. If recess was a class I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 11:58 PM (viF8m) 362
People who used a typewriter, film camera, CDs and cassette tapes, paper maps, dictionary, paper checks have no problem with life.
Those who have their cell phones surgically attached to the side of their head are a mental mess and clueless. Thank GOOOOOOOOOD I was born in the late 1950's !!! Posted by: Wally at January 23, 2026 11:59 PM (X7dyz) 363
Going down to -8 tonight. Last time that happened, 3 mice got in, ran across my living room carpet. But I got 'em.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 23, 2026 11:55 PM (slJUi) -8 here in Cook County already. We're far enough north not to get any snow out of this one. We were allegedly going to get 4 inches overnight a couple days ago, but it was just a dusting. Posted by: Methos at January 24, 2026 12:00 AM (vSvIl) Posted by: Joyenz at January 24, 2026 12:00 AM (2F0/Y) 365
If recess was a class I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 11:58 PM (viF8m) ------- Pfft. I'd kick your ass on the monkey bars. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2026 12:01 AM (+HNx/) 366
I played golf yesterday. Definitely climate change.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 24, 2026 12:02 AM (KDPiq) 367
Strange that the cartoons I grew up with always seemed to take the side of the mouse. These days, I'd definitely cheer for the cat.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 24, 2026 12:05 AM (wDs+a) 368
>>Pfft. I'd kick your ass on the monkey bars.
What part of Summa do I have to explain to you? I peaked in 4th grade. There wasn't a playground that could contain me. It's been all downhill since then. Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2026 12:06 AM (viF8m) 369
If recess was a class I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 11:58 PM (viF8m) Something tells me you didn't ride the short bus. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 24, 2026 12:08 AM (gh32g) 370
No matter what the weather is, it's always climate change. Heat wave? Global warming. Snowicemaggedon? Climate change. The earth is warming, and somehow that makes it colder.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb) Well Global Warming is Tricksie that way, dontcha know. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 24, 2026 12:08 AM (IUuBi) 371
Thanks for the link to Room 796. Very enjoyable! It reminds me of a Richard Scarry book (my kids loved them), but on steroids. I see, too, that you have an image of Scarry's character Lowly Worm. Good stuff.
Posted by: Nemo at January 24, 2026 12:09 AM (4RPgu) 372
-8 here in Cook County already. We're far enough north not to get any snow out of this one. We were allegedly going to get 4 inches overnight a couple days ago, but it was just a dusting. Posted by: Methos at January 24, 2026 12:00 AM (vSvIl) --- Kankakee county, about fifty miles south. We may get snow , but we won't be as cold as you. Easily twenty degrees below normal temperatures for January. Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 24, 2026 12:09 AM (9Aku2) 373
I peaked in 4th grade. There wasn't a playground that could contain me. It's been all downhill since then.
------- Asphalt or rubber composite? It was asphalt for me. Hard. Asphalt. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2026 12:10 AM (+HNx/) 374
Congratulations on your new buddy, Dave! They grow up fast.
Posted by: SamIam at January 24, 2026 12:10 AM (cjT1m) 375
Greetings Everyone
Checking in late but here. No pithy excuse either. I am 20 for 20 on today's game. A few weeks ago - just before Christmas I was in an antique store in Riverside. There was a 1950's style rotary phone and a young couple - early 20's maybe was looking at it. The guy was telling the girl - 'my grandma had one like this - this is how you made a call.....'. I told them tedious it was to dial and wait, dial and wait and how when the push buttons came in it was 'the cats meow'. I think I scared them a little...... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 24, 2026 12:13 AM (QGaXH) 376
I definitely wished I had GPS when I was an outside claims adjuster. Someone may know the name but I used to have the map book they made for specific areas . Spiral wire binder.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:58 PM (KDPiq) I used the deLorme gazetteer, it covered the entire state, and often even had farmer's roads that were blocked by gates on them. Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2026 12:14 AM (rbvCR) 377
There are people who have been found mummified in their homes. No one looked for them until auto pay was empty and the bill collector came to call.
---------- It's a sad commentary on your life when the first people who notice you're dead are the credit card collection squad. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 11:52 PM (+HNx/) There was a dude that used to hang at this guitar store that I was at quite a bit. He was a character. Used to buy gear, then trade it in or sell it in a matter of days or weeks because he needed money for bills. Then he would get his check at the beginning of the month and do the same thing all over again. I bought a few guitars and amps from him over the years. Anyway, after 40 years the store eventually closed about 2 years ago because the rent got stupid. Last year I saw one of the regulars and asked about some of the other regulars, just to catch up. I asked about that dude, and the guy says oh man he died. I said wtf happened, when? The guy says the nearest they can tell, he died around december, but didn't find out until april when his trailer caught fire and they found a charred skeleton. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2026 12:15 AM (snZF9) 378
>>Something tells me you didn't ride the short bus.
The best part about this place is nobody who found their way here and made this place what it is ever rode the short bus. Other than garrett. Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2026 12:15 AM (viF8m) 379
376 I definitely wished I had GPS when I was an outside claims adjuster. Someone may know the name but I used to have the map book they made for specific areas . Spiral wire binder.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 11:58 PM (KDPiq) --------- The legendary Thomas Guide. Mrs. Cicero still bemoans its passing. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2026 12:16 AM (+HNx/) 380
Animals outside, what do they do? Today, a kind of light-colored hawk flew down to the bushes a few feet from me. I put some birdseed out, but it may have been gone.
Maybe the hawk was hunting birds in the bushes. Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 24, 2026 12:17 AM (0/b2/) Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2026 12:17 AM (viF8m) 382
Wikipedia:
Thomas Guides were a local icon in Southern California for decades, with many companies including the Thomas Guide map grid information for their locations in Yellow Pages listings and other advertisements. https://tinyurl.com/4kzk6m2c Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2026 12:21 AM (+HNx/) 383
381 >>Asphalt or rubber composite?
Barrister please. I still have gravel imbedded in my knee. Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2026 12:17 AM (viF8m ---- Asphalt. Knocked the wind out of me more than once when I fell off the bars. Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 24, 2026 12:25 AM (ieuZS) 384
182 Today's game- I also have used traveler's cheques, made a collect call from a pay phone, rumbled through a card catalog at the library, and had an account at a savings and loan.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2026 10:53 PM (MyjXu) Same here - for years I kept the remnants of a Traveler's Check in my wallet 'just in case'....I think it finally disintegrated.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 24, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH) 385
As far as the list, I don't think I did #8, and if I listened to a boombox outside it was because someone else had it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 12:27 AM (Yl2Ob) 386
Asphalt? Gravel? Shredded rubber? Whaa....?
We had dirt under the monkey bars. Bare, compacted dirt. Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm) 387
I've also used a slide rule and a logarithmic table.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 24, 2026 12:28 AM (QGaXH) 388
Very nice ONT, Weird Dave. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 12:29 AM (Yl2Ob) 389
> If they’re losing money on their two to four percent cut of every purchase, they have no right to call me a deadbeat.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 23, 2026 11:40 PM (EXyHK) Well, they don't get all of that. It's split between the issuing bank and the merchant's processing company (usually not the same entity), with a smaller amount paid to Visa and Mastercard for operating the network, branding, etc. Also, the default rate on cards pretty high...around 5% of it winds up getting charged off. Gotta cover that risk somehow. When push comes to shove, people will stop paying their Visa bill before they stop paying rent/mortgage, food, utilities, car payments, etc. It's at the bottom of their priority queue. To make matters worse, it's unsecured debt. There's no house to foreclose or car to repo. They are definitely making money, but not as much as you might think. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2026 12:31 AM (IG3/x) 390
I hear that if you burn a traveler's check while chanting "countersignature...countersignature..." the ghost of Karl Malden will appear to give you financial advice.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2026 12:32 AM (IG3/x) 391
Back in college, we could pick up the audio of one of our TV stations on the radio, so we were watching Star Trek: TNG with the sound piped through our stereo. Closest we had to surround sound. Posted by: No One of Consequence Channel 6 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2026 12:34 AM (pkeXY) 392
No matter what the weather is, it's always climate change. Heat wave? Global warming. Snowicemaggedon? Climate change. The earth is warming, and somehow that makes it colder.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb) Ain't that some shit? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2026 12:34 AM (snZF9) 393
Here's is Wunderground's "Wundermap": https://is.gd/yi6qco Zoom in and you can see the various PWS stations in their network in the area. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 24, 2026 12:34 AM (w6EFb) 394
> We had dirt under the monkey bars. Bare, compacted dirt.
Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm) The powers that be at my elementary school got fed up with the kids wearing ruts underneath the swings, which would fill with water when it rained and result in a big mess. They fixed it by filling the ruts with concrete. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2026 12:34 AM (IG3/x) 395
We had dirt under the monkey bars. Bare, compacted dirt. Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm) --------- We would have LOVED compacted dirt. The ground glass and carpet tacks could really smart when you dropped onto it from eight feet up. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2026 12:35 AM (+HNx/) 396
O.K. Apparently, Some people from Minneapolis were banging pots outside a hotel in -15 degree weather to keep VP Vance up, but he had left five hours earlier. I feel sorry for the people who were in the hotel. "Hot Air" site:
https://tinyurl.com/3kmhkvrc Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 12:36 AM (Yl2Ob) 397
Thomas Guides were a local icon in Southern California for decades, with many companies including the Thomas Guide map grid information for their locations in Yellow Pages listings and other advertisements. https://tinyurl.com/4kzk6m2c Posted by: Cicero ============ Analog is awesome. But digital, it's so irresistible. "Dunkin' Donuts near me!" "Continue on the I-5 south for three-quarters of a mile. Then take Exit 8A for Delandro Street." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 24, 2026 12:36 AM (HxSSW) 398
Bulg - never give up, never surrender
if reading this Posted by: gKWVE at January 24, 2026 12:37 AM (gKWVE) 399
>>Asphalt. Knocked the wind out of me more than once when I fell off the bars.
One of the best things about the Trump administration isn't arrests or deportations or even Greenland. It's a renewed interest in letting kids be kids. Let them play, exercise and eat real food and learn to think. It's going to pay dividends long after we are all gone and it makes me happy. If todays kids get to grow up with just a bit of what we did it's going to be worth all of it. Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2026 12:38 AM (viF8m) 400
I'm about to clock out for a nap. Probably be back in about 2 hours. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 24, 2026 12:39 AM (HxSSW) 401
Happy Friday Horde! Gosh I am old, 20/20, I am so glad that I grew up when I did.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2026 12:40 AM (0nHVk) 402
The Milepost, a road atlas for Alaska and Northwestern Canada, is still in business.
Special circumstances there... even on the (minimal) road system, there are a LOT of places with no cell phone service. Once Musk gets mobile Starlink fully built out, the Milepost will probably go away too. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2026 12:40 AM (IG3/x) 403
It's 25F in Hot Springs, AR. Springs ain't so hot right now. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 24, 2026 12:40 AM (w6EFb) 404
0F in Beaver, OK. Cold beaver. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 24, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb) 405
Meanwhile, it's 19 F here in Los Anchorage.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2026 12:43 AM (IG3/x) 406
>>>So don't put your card in anything. He recommended tap-to-pay or apple wallet or Google wallet
Posted by: 496 --- Some stores charge extra for tap to pay. There's another way to protect your card without inserting. Pay cash. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 12:44 AM (/LXUT) 407
Sometimes an event happens, say, the wind blows your roof off, and you must use credit. But most of the time if you use credit you shouldn't buy it.
Save your money, build a cash reserve, and then buy. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 12:47 AM (/LXUT) 408
>>Asphalt or rubber composite?
Barrister please. I still have gravel imbedded in my knee. Posted by: JackStraw Gravel everywhere at my former grade school. (Former in both senses, there's no school there anymore. Even the old building is gone. The upper floors were condemned due to fire code when I was attending in 1980-ish.) The sixth graders would get the merry-go-round going as fast as they could run, and you held on until your fingers gave out. Then you got the road rash. I think the whole playground was funded by Bactine(tm). Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2026 12:48 AM (VHUov) 409
> I think the whole playground was funded by Bactine(tm).
Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2026 12:48 AM (VHUov) The school playground was a very Darwinian environment back in those days. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2026 12:51 AM (IG3/x) 410
I get a kick out of the obviously malfunctioning stations that pop up on Wunderground. Some guy in Maine is reading 73F surrounded by single digits, both + and -. When you zoom in tight enough on some area of interest, you'll sometimes see those lunatics pop up every so often. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 24, 2026 12:53 AM (w6EFb) 411
Happy Friday Horde! Gosh I am old, 20/20, I am so glad that I grew up when I did.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2026 12:40 AM (0nHVk) yeah I'm 20/20 to but with some conditions. I always had cable internet, so the dial up wasn't mine, it was a friend who had it. The walkman wasn't mine either, but the dude plugged it into a power amp and speakers, so technically I heard music from a walkman. As for the rest, guilty. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2026 12:57 AM (snZF9) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2026 12:57 AM (IG3/x) 413
A funny one happened locally when I first got into this with my station and was looking at the network all around. There's chemical plant between Simpsonville and Ft. Inn SC. They had a weather station, a very expensive fancy Davis one. The damned thing was reading some ridiculous solar irradiance, well over 1000W/m^2 in the middle of the night. They had mounted the thing right close to one of their big outdoor arc lights. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 24, 2026 12:58 AM (w6EFb) 414
>>The sixth graders would get the merry-go-round going as fast as they could run, and you held on until your fingers gave out. Then you got the road rash.
This is everything. We were free range kids who could not wait to push limits, rub some dirt on it and then push again. On the playground, in class, everywhere. Our bikes were our freedom machines and the only thing we feared was it getting dark because that meant going home for dinner. What made America great wasn't a bunch of clowns in DC, it was us. We need more of us. Let kids be kids. We have plenty of dirt to rub on it. Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2026 12:58 AM (viF8m) 415
to keep VP Vance up, but he had left five hours earlier. I feel sorry for the people who were in the hotel. "Hot Air" site:
https://tinyurl.com/3kmhkvrc Posted by: FenelonSpoke --- Feel good post of the evening. Hope they can get Niedermeyer fixed up. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 12:58 AM (/LXUT) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2026 01:01 AM (2sfNr) 417
One of the best things about the Trump administration isn't arrests or deportations or even Greenland. It's a renewed interest in letting kids be kids. Let them play, exercise and eat real food and learn to think. It's going to pay dividends long after we are all gone and it makes me happy. If todays kids get to grow up with just a bit of what we did it's going to be worth all of it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2026 12:38 AM (viF8m) --‐- Yes, getting kids out of a comfort bubble. To explore, to take kids' risks. I'm out of touch and I don't know if they ride bikes much or play pick up games of baseball in the park. I hope it's not all phones in video games. Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 24, 2026 01:01 AM (p503p) 418
Used maps similar to Thomas Bros.
Left to right was east to west, top of the page was north and associated with another set of allocated and corresponding numbered pages. One could go in any direction and keep continuity. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 01:02 AM (/LXUT) 419
For me, 20/20. Frankly I think it'd be weird for someone my age NOT to have done all 20
20/20, easily. The "vinyl record" thing shows the list might be a bit old. Vinyl's making a comeback with the Kids These Days. I still listen to CDs. Other than that, I wonder which of those things was the last thing I did. That might put a limit on how "29" you have to be to get 20/20. It's probably the phone book one. "Free phone book on the front porch every year" didn't stop until the late 2010's. Dial-up internet, maybe, for the non-nerds. I had my first DSL box sometime around 1999. Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2026 01:03 AM (VHUov) 420
Well, I just ordered a new mainspring for my little old H&R top break .32 revolver. 20 bucks plus shipping. It would be nice to get that little nickel-plated beauty back into top shooting condition,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2026 01:09 AM (8zz6B) 421
Same here - for years I kept the remnants of a Traveler's Check in my wallet 'just in case'....I think it finally disintegrated....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan ------ "Traveler's Check"? Is that what the kids today are calling it? Posted by: buddhaha at January 24, 2026 01:09 AM (IMmiQ) 422
I decided I need a second humidor, because the first one is a bit overfull.
And now I feel like I need to inventory my cigars, so... that's what I'm doing for the rest of the evening, Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2026 01:09 AM (C0Nlv) 423
Dial-up internet, maybe, for the non-nerds. I had my first DSL box sometime around 1999.
Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2026 01:03 AM (VHUov) --------- 1993. My first Windows "real" PC. (My Commodore 64 didn't really count.) 93 MB of storage on the hard drive. It was virtually bottomless in capacity. Now one high-res jpeg would take up the entire drive. Times move forward, I guess. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2026 01:13 AM (+HNx/) 424
Ahoy.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 24, 2026 01:14 AM (edLbw) 425
Be safe if you are in the path of this winter storm. The winds have really picked up here in VA. Should be a real hoot and a holler this weekend.
Posted by: turambar at January 24, 2026 01:17 AM (Q0yOR) 426
Niedermeyer's Dead Horse:
Good afternoon. The doctor came through just now. I was contingently approved for a heart transplant pending these last few tests, which I have now passed, so they are presenting me to the committee this afternoon for final approval to be listed. There are different paths they can take, but they're going to start out by presenting the path that we've discussed here, which is to put in the impella and keep me in the hospital until a heart becomes available. The committee could also decide that there is a better course of action. Whatever they decide, I will know by tomorrow. So now it's all very real, all over again, and as much as I hate to do this, I must. It hurts to have to ask, but if i'm going to ask, you deserve to know why. My daughter has set up a GoGundMe for support through this process. I had already lost most of my real estate income due to not being able to work two jobs and, while I'm fortunate to have disability at my day job, it's at reduced pay after 60 days. Even if I received a transplant tomorrow, it would be months before I could return to work. cont. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 01:19 AM (/LXUT) 427
cont 2
or those of you who can help, I thank you, and for those who cannot, I thank you for your support and encouraging words all the same. If you could please share the link, I would be very grateful. Thank you again for your support and your prayers. Michele https://gofund.me/cac05b9c6 https://xcancel.com/NiedsG https://x.com/NiedsG Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 01:19 AM (/LXUT) 428
Well, I am going to call it a night, Have to get up early tomorrow. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2026 01:19 AM (8zz6B) 429
The "vinyl record" thing shows the list might be a bit old. Vinyl's making a comeback with the Kids These Days.
I still listen to CDs. Other than that, I wonder which of those things was the last thing I did. That might put a limit on how "29" you have to be to get 20/20. Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2026 01:03 AM (VHUov) People were listening to vinyl albums easily to the late 70's early 80's. People were transitioning pretty rapidly from 8 track players to cassette decks in cars by 1980 because by then people were sick to death of dragging 8 tracks across the line with matchbook shims (thats one for the list). I'll say one thing, as a guitar player having to learn songs from vinyl seriously blew ass. Lifting that needle every few seconds to learn a lead, or some other part was right up there with ball surgery with a rusty soup can lid. Forget doing it with an 8 track, miserable pieces of shit they were. Cassettes were a godsend, but I do remember quite a few people using vinyl in the early 80's still. They had cassette players in their car before getting them at home. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2026 01:20 AM (snZF9) 430
Ever see a tree EXPLODE due to the extreme cold? I’ve watched this about seven times so far and I’m not done yet.
https://x.com/Super70sSports/status/2014885917719249008 Lewis and Clark heard explosive sounds in the deep winter not far from the Rockies - they had no idea it was trees exploding. Posted by: 13times at January 24, 2026 01:21 AM (jaEwf) 431
Bers, I never owned a Walkman either, but my older brother had several of them. I freaked my kids out back at Christmastime when we went out to dinner and I paid with a credit card, they had never seen me do that before. I had to explain that it had been a really busy day and I never got anywhere close to the bank to get some cash. I have tried to teach them that food and gas should never be paid by credit card as you have neither of them when the bill finally arrives.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2026 01:21 AM (0nHVk) 432
My Lord, they've got a high wind warning for a little strip running SW-NE over Gatlinburg, TN. The mountains act as a little funnel that accelerates the air when that cold air damming mess moves in. 20-30 mph sustained, with 60 mph gusts. With all the ice... Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 24, 2026 01:22 AM (w6EFb) 433
20-30 mph sustained, with 60 mph gusts. With all the ice...
Yup. Trees and power lines down all over the place. Godspeed, Tennesseans. Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2026 01:27 AM (VHUov) 434
-- get that little nickel-plated beauty back into top shooting condition,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon -- Worthwhile project. Is it an original French or Spanish? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 01:30 AM (/LXUT) 435
The Alaska Landmine
@alaskalandmine My god. The derrick basically disintegrates when it hits the ground. Doyon 26 weighs nearly 10 million pounds. Absolutely no clue how the rig could tip over like that. Damn we’ve received some reports that the rig Doyon 26, known as the Beast, tipped over and caught on fire! Sources confirm the fire has been extinguished and no one was seriously hurt. The rig is on the North Slope near Alpine and is being used by Conoco Posted by: 13times at January 24, 2026 01:40 AM (n9lbh) 436
Good night, AOP, it is getting blustery here and very, very cold, we aren't supposed to get the snow until Sunday into Monday.
I made some beef stew today, all the flavors will meld and it should taste pretty damn good when the snow starts falling. I have a gas stove and if we lose power I can still light it with a match. I got some matches recently at the wedding I went to after Christmas. Nobody carries matches anymore, I found some books of matches from hubs and my wedding, 1983. I am going to put them in my kid's stockings next year. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2026 01:42 AM (0nHVk) 437
--Lifting that needle every few seconds to learn a lead, or some other part was right up there with ball surgery with a rusty soup can lid.
---3 '98 or '99 bought a portable radio recorder from Sears scratch & dent. Cassette. It would record directly from the built in radio. No air interference. Had standard stop, forward, reverse it was like a miracle. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 01:43 AM (/LXUT) 438
Well, that mess is nosing into Miss. and Tenn. now. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 24, 2026 01:43 AM (w6EFb) 439
Date run out my ear. It was '78 or '79.
Criminy. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 01:59 AM (/LXUT) 440
Bought some sausage and potatoes and onion.
Forgot the tomatoes. Have a can of Tappy's okra and tomato gumbo. It's going in the pot. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 02:03 AM (/LXUT) 441
Night Horde. Be well and be safe. Stay warm.
Posted by: turambar at January 24, 2026 02:06 AM (Q0yOR) 442
I hate auto-pay. Various entities don’t answer the phone in India when you try to call to cancel.
I generally just cancel old credit card, and then re-authorize payments by new credit card when they remind me. Now, I may be mistaken, but a certain supposedly anti-virus company had me unknowingly on two accounts. I cancelled the credit card, but they apparently snooped on me enough to know what my new credit card number was. Posted by: Fenderbender at January 24, 2026 02:08 AM (x8own) 443
Bought some sausage and potatoes and onion.
Forgot the tomatoes. Have a can of Tappy's okra and tomato gumbo. It's going in the pot. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 02:03 AM (/LXUT) Went shopping myself, getting in some supplies for the Storm and after, especially milk. 10-14 inches and freezing cold for the next week plus. It's cold right now, about 15 F. Whatever comes down will most surely stick. Got red sauce made for eggplant rollatini. Also bought fixings for a stir-fry. Don't know if it's chicken or pork yet. Put away some hamburges, too. I shouldn't starve Posted by: RickZ at January 24, 2026 02:09 AM (gKDq2) 444
Keep warm. Don't let your water pipes burst. Mine did about this time last year and destroyed half of the house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=L6_Sm4b5HX8&list=RDL6_Sm4b5HX8&start_radio=1 One space because I'm lazy. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 24, 2026 02:10 AM (oT7pT) 445
Nobody carries matches anymore, I found some books of matches from hubs and my wedding, 1983. I am going to put them in my kid's stockings next year.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2026 01:42 AM (0nHVk) I still have matches in the house. Boxes of stick matches. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2026 02:17 AM (snZF9) 446
Water pipes my only and huge worry. There's no heat upstairs. I usually, among other things, leave the attic open to vent warm air up to the pipes.
Not happening this time. so it's drip city and crossed fingers. I've got my temper to keep me warm. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2026 02:19 AM (/LXUT) 447
Remember scribbling phone numbers on match books? My life would have been perhaps very different if I had a cell phone as a youth, I do not wish to go back and change things.
Ahoy, Walter, I hope that you are doing ok. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2026 02:22 AM (0nHVk) 448
Once the pipes burst, the mold got in and really made a mess of things, $20k of repairs. And a quarantine.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 24, 2026 02:26 AM (oT7pT) 449
Remember scribbling phone numbers on match books?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2026 02:22 AM (0nHVk) Remember Matchbook Law Schools? Law school ads on the inside of matchbooks. Posted by: RickZ at January 24, 2026 02:27 AM (gKDq2) 450
Oh RickZ, I remember those! I also remember hanging out in Boston in the late '70's and having a wonderful time and exchanging phone numbers with the express purpose being to call them the next morning to make sure that they got up and went to work. I always worked six days a week, I didn't love my job, but I really loved the people that I worked with.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2026 02:34 AM (0nHVk) 451
I had a similar experience to the Japanese pancake mix.
A friend and I went to a lot of Hong Kong action movies in the 90s. There was a theater in the chines section of the San Gabriel Valley called the Kuo Hwa that was great for this. The movie in question was 'Gog of Gamblers 2' starring Chow Yun Fat. Not to be confused with the several other movies calling themselves God of Gamblers 2 because in Hong Kong it was considered normal to make your own sequel to somebody else's hit movie. In the movie, God of Gamblers is being visited at his palatial estate in the French countryside by his old friend, God of Guns. (Really, I'm not kidding) Suddenly, a battalion of gangsters attacks! The two defeat them in a spectacular battle that includes one of the most absurd stunts ever conceived (and copied by a few Western productions) but not before Gambler's wife and unborn child are horrifically murdered. The leader of the attackers is captured and is being interrogated brutally. "Are you still hungry?" What? My friend and I gave each other baffled looks and then it came to us. In unison,"Have you had enough?" Posted by: Epobirs at January 24, 2026 02:53 AM (/0z9K) 452
Have you walked to kindergarten by yourself
Ha! I have walked my g daughter to her kindergarten class. Posted by: Miflin at January 24, 2026 02:59 AM (aA6YN) 453
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at January 24, 2026 04:02 AM (SSiCQ) 454
It's disturbing how these posting entities always find a way to get in with their BS. I guess ace is getting hits but who's buy this trash?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 24, 2026 04:02 AM (oT7pT) 455
"I have become a belligerent. There's fee for paying with a credit card, one must buy a stamp. I pay local bills at the service in cash when possible otherwise I use a bill paying service. It costs only a tad more but the satisfaction of not paying the card fee or the USPS is fine compensation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:37 PM (/LXUT)" I have paid in person a few times for various mixups, but honestly - I have too much crap to do. I can't imagine how much of my life would be wasted not doing online bill pay once it was available. From what I recall from the before times I'd estimate 100 hours a year. Helps that none of my bills have a credit card fee, so that's a free 1.5% cash back on all of them with no downside. That adds up. Posted by: heya at January 24, 2026 04:05 AM (nH+RN) 456
405 Meanwhile, it's 19 F here in Los Anchorage.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2026 12:43 AM (IG3/x) 11 F at chez tcn. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 24, 2026 04:10 AM (6Bc88) 457
"442 I hate auto-pay. Various entities don’t answer the phone in India when you try to call to cancel.
I generally just cancel old credit card, and then re-authorize payments by new credit card when they remind me. Now, I may be mistaken, but a certain supposedly anti-virus company had me unknowingly on two accounts. I cancelled the credit card, but they apparently snooped on me enough to know what my new credit card number was. Posted by: Fenderbender at January 24, 2026 02:08 AM (x8own)" I would submit the issue is the other party are crooks, not that there is a generic technical barrier to canceling service (except fucking Comcast that requires you to call, as a policy) You don't want to cancel cards willy nilly, it can butcher credit. And if you just get a new card number with the same company, yeah, businesses can and will get the upated card info. This usually happens when cards expire. Posted by: heya at January 24, 2026 04:12 AM (nH+RN) 458
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Aw, this was an incredibly good post. Finding the time and actual
effort to make a really good article… but what can I say… I hesitate a whole lot and don't manage to get nearly anything done. Posted by: LESBIAN PORN VIDEOS at January 24, 2026 06:08 AM (nQl5O) Winter Storm Watch Cafe![]() Hever Cottage, UK Pit bull used for dog fights, then abandoned by a dumpster, is rescued and turns out to be a loving boy.
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Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0) 2
yo
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (ZcsJV) 3
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (LdBR/) 4
Thanks, Ace! Have a good weekend!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 07:38 PM (Cjt/F) 5
wut?? WUTT?? no official White House post?! that is un-American!
but here is a chance to fix it ! https://tinyurl.com/2u4szsm2 (scroll down , 2 hours ago - official WHITE HOUSE account) (and just the pic https://tinyurl.com/yxcj4b42) Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:40 PM (g47mK) 6
I just saw a Frito fly by. This may be the start of a salty snack invasion.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:40 PM (vFG9F) 7
____Well, of course I got willowed.
😱 "They've discovered the microplastics epidemic is a fake!" "Release the Snomageddon Fran panic!" ❄️ Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end… in May sometime. Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow at January 23, 2026 07:42 PM (OJSFI) 8
Look mommy, there's a Dorito up in the sky!
Posted by: Pink Roid at January 23, 2026 07:42 PM (vFG9F) 9
>>> I just saw a Frito fly by. This may be the start of a salty snack invasion.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:40 PM (vFG9F) Whad use say pal? Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (3uBP9) 10
What a lovely photo of the thatched English cottage, Ace, my love. I love the UK and am glad I saw it before the total invasion of barbarians and woke. I have what I call English gardens, but they are mostly a bunch of David Austin roses and flowering plants that survive on their own. I pretend a lot to live graciously.
I always wonder about thatched roofs. Do they have bugs and mice living in them? Who comes to tend them now that the barbarians invaded? They would burn them, lacking skills. I am peeved we are not in a winter storm watch. I also did not see ALL YEAR the Northern Lights (and never have). I don't ask for much, just inches of snow in my yard and many feet in the mountains for our water this summer. It's not fair! Have a wonderful weekend, Ace! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (WONhk) 11
Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end… in May sometime.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow at January 23, 2026 07:42 PM (OJSFI) --- Wind chill of -24F here in south-central MO. That's pretty darned cold around here. Can only imagine how bad it is further north. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU) 12
Buenas Noches, non immigrants and legal immigrants!
Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 07:44 PM (tWkg3) 13
"Pit bull used for dog fights, then abandoned by a dumpster, is rescued and turns out to be a loving boy."
Like playing with a warm fuzzy hand grenade. Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F) 14
I would love to live in that cottage. Is there wi-fi?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX) 15
Like playing with a warm fuzzy hand grenade.
Posted by: fd I gotta leave those stories alone. No one wants to hear the ending. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 07:46 PM (q6tQZ) 16
SO was leaving Death Valley and came out be Area 51.
Wife says look mini Space Shuttle. My guess is that is what you saw. PS we live by NASA and know what a full size (FAKE) shuttle looks like. Posted by: r hennigantx at January 23, 2026 07:46 PM (gbOdA) 17
No snow/ice till Sat night, into Sun morning. It will be bitter cold when I get off work tomorrow morning. Around 12. Hope the car starts up.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 07:46 PM (FmapG) 18
Like playing with a warm fuzzy hand grenade.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F) Yeah, you never know what is going on in their wetware. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s) 19
Evening, Ace and Cafe patrons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 07:48 PM (8zz6B) 20
Don't toss your match on that thatched roof. It would be a spectacular blaze.
Posted by: Fire Bug Fred at January 23, 2026 07:48 PM (oftw2) Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 07:49 PM (q6tQZ) 22
Still Sea Stack And Bat-Free for 2026. This is going well.
Posted by: Fudgie the Whale at January 23, 2026 07:49 PM (oftw2) 23
I once saw a UFO. Really. The guy I was with saw it, too. Yes, we were drinking beer.
It was neon green, oblong, about the size of a football field and landed silently below us in a field. We were making out (I was in college then and better at it). I was driving my big V8 Impala and he told me to get out of here and I did. Obviously did not report this to my parents or the police. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:51 PM (WONhk) 24
17 No snow/ice till Sat night, into Sun morning. It will be bitter cold when I get off work tomorrow morning. Around 12. Hope the car starts up.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work Leave it idling to be sure. Posted by: Prudence Dictates! at January 23, 2026 07:51 PM (oftw2) 25
>Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end… in May sometime.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow at January 23, 2026 07:42 PM (OJSFI) It's a balmy 23° in the western Philly burbs. I heard we're getting snow on Sunday. Considering the forecast was a dusting last Sunday and we ended up with 6", I figure we'll get between 1" and 2'. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 07:51 PM (GTqXr) 26
I would love to live in that cottage. Is there wi-fi?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX) Its in the UK, no wi-fi, but it will eventually have a gold dome. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 07:52 PM (snZF9) Posted by: Stop me if you've heard this one at January 23, 2026 07:53 PM (vFG9F) 28
Oh no! The Empire Strikes Back at Amelia! https://x.com/Huff4Congress/status/2014844807261073636?s=20 Funny stuff! Posted by: naturalfake at January 23, 2026 07:53 PM (iJfKG) 29
Weather folks say Sunday, Monday, Tuesday will be our worst days coming up. Snow, lce, freezing rain are on the menu. Low temperatures teens and single digits. Do not get out unless it's a have to situation. Power outage possible.
I got out today to get together more supplies. And some back up kerosene for heat if it comes to that. But I do have plenty of propane for my heater. Ice on the power lines is my main worry. So we will see what happens. Everyone going through this be careful and best of luck. Will try to post if I can. Posted by: Case at January 23, 2026 07:54 PM (E7+ue) 30
Heavy Metal
Twain said, "Economics is a science exceeded in accuracy only by meteorology." He said that in 1892. Not much has changed, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (q6tQZ) 31
-16℉ Wind Chill, 3℉ Temp. This is the warm part of the weekend.
It will get colder tonight here in rural NorthEast Kansas. Snow is now 100% likely. The good news for me is the really bad weather is south in OK and east in Missouri. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (u82oZ) 32
It was neon green, oblong,
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:51 PM You were at a WNBA game, obviously. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1) 33
>Its in the UK, no wi-fi, but it will eventually have a gold dome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 07:52 PM (snZF9) More like 20 'asylum seekers' have been given residence in the cottage. The UK is gone, jihadi in front of Big Ben shoulda toldja. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (GTqXr) 34
People who use animals to fight are barbarians
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (Ia/+0) 35
Margins had fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s) 36
Snow isn't supposed to get here until Sunday
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0) 37
Well, the UFO nuts haven't changed character over the decades. Take a grainy lo-rez image of "something" and claim the moon and the stars as a result.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 23, 2026 07:57 PM (/HDaX) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:57 PM (/LXUT) 39
Oh no!
The Empire Strikes Back at Amelia! https://x.com/Huff4Congress/status/2014844807261073636?s=20 Funny stuff! Posted by: naturalfake at January 23, 2026 07:53 PM (iJfKG) I watched it twice just to see that chick at the end. Not sure who she is, but she's pretty damn cute, and apparently smart. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 07:57 PM (snZF9) 40
These flying doritos, were they flying level, or were they dipping?
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 07:58 PM (Q+gd/) 41
How screwed up is our government?
Illegal aliens can get an ITIN number to file income taxes without having a legal right to work. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:59 PM (zILP0) 42
The good news for me is the really bad weather is south in OK and east in Missouri.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (u82oZ) --- *sigh* I guess I'll take one for the team... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 07:59 PM (ESVrU) 43
Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That gal at the end was the real Amelia, not the Prime Minister fake one at the start. Her memes are funny and spot on. I really liked when she was quoting Shakespeare. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:00 PM (u82oZ) 44
>36 Snow isn't supposed to get here until Sunday
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0) I think you're a little west of me. Hopefully your township handles things better than mine. I don't expect my street to get plowed out until late Tuesday. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:00 PM (GTqXr) 45
Diner: Waiter, there's a miniature Italian on my pizza! Waiter: Shhhh! Everyone will want one. Posted by: Stop me if you've heard this one That's AR for you. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (pkeXY) 46
"Perfessor" Squirrel
Tornado Ally, and paths of storms in general have trended south of Kansas for the last decade. I see nothing from scientists to explain that trend. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (u82oZ) 47
>Twain said, "Economics is a science exceeded in accuracy only by meteorology."
He said that in 1892. Not much has changed, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (q6tQZ)\ Twain could certainly turn a phrase. And he's not wrong! Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (GTqXr) 48
I don't expect my street to get plowed out until late Tuesday.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:00 PM (GTqXr) Ouch. I am in Northern NJ, and one of the things that my little town does superbly is snow removal. They are amazing. And they better be for the taxes I pay! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (n9ltV) 49
I insulated the valve of the water line at the road today. The valve and the line itself are only 12 inches down into the dirt. The Magic 8 Ball prognosticators are currently saying we'll get down to single digits so we should be okay there. The real problem is if we get as much ice as is predicted. Our entire community is in a heavily wooded area with most of our power lines above ground.
One thing is for certain - we'll find out soon enough. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (cYBz/) 50
Two buddies and I saw UFOs overnight on the high school football field, ascending in one spot, flying then disappearing in a different spot, over a couple hours. We were doing LSD and listening to Jojouka and Jim Hendrix Experience on a battery operated Victrola.
Posted by: Eyewitness To Greatness at January 23, 2026 08:03 PM (oftw2) 51
It's a balmy 23° in the western Philly burbs. I heard we're getting snow on Sunday. Considering the forecast was a dusting last Sunday and we ended up with 6", I figure we'll get between 1" and 2'. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 07:51 PM NW Philadelphia here - just survived a trip to the Giant Posted by: Josephistan at January 23, 2026 08:03 PM (mgHhb) 52
Snow isn't supposed to be here until early Sunday but it's already blowing a hooley and the temperature is dropping. I need another dog. At least a 2 dog night.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (viF8m) Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (zILP0) 54
>>>❄️
Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end… in May sometime. Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow --- Looks like that front is moving a day faster than predicted. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (/LXUT) 55
Judged true, over at Insty:
--- W, X… WHY? EU PLATFORM IS MISGUIDED AT BEST, SINISTER AT WORST: The announcement of an exciting new homegrown social media platform on the continent that leads in censorship innovation should be greeted with skepticism from a free speech perspective. --- Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (krQz2) 56
Don't toss your match on that thatched roof. It would be a spectacular blaze.
[ MetalScreamMode ] TROGDOOOOOOOOORRRR!!!!! [ /MetalScreamMode ] Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (Fs0KI) Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 08:05 PM (krQz2) 58
The UK is gone, jihadi in front of Big Ben shoulda toldja.
Posted by: Heavy Meta judges would also accept "the moose-limb out front" Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 23, 2026 08:05 PM (+Jx7L) 59
CharlieBrown'sDildo
When I was in office, in charge of my Township, snow removal was one of my requirements of duty. Good snow removal or even fast snow removal is harder that is appears. There is only a small number of people that can do it well. That is when I started calling the National Weather Service the lying liars that lie. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:06 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2026 08:06 PM (3ek7K) 61
Going down to 9 F here inside the Beltway tonight.
Snow beginning very late Saturday, maybe up to 1 inch per hour with it changing to sleet around noon Sunday and totalling 6 to 10 inches. Plan to hit the first batch with the electric snow blower at around 0800 and then the second batch in the afternoon based upon accumulation. After that, just snow-melt on the crust and rely on the sun for sublimation on Monday. Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (MmTZZ) 62
>And they better be for the taxes I pay!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (n9ltV) It's a double-edged sword here. Most of my local taxes are used to preserve open space - which keeps the rural flavor of the township in a sea of overly dense corporate parks and new 'luxury' apartment complexes. The downside is public works are...lacking. Meh, I have a whole house generator, plenty of booze and the better part of a cord of firewood. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (GTqXr) 63
Thought I'd take a brisk afternoon walk and lasted about five minutes. It's viciously cold outside.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (kpS4V) 64
I watched it twice just to see that chick at the end. Not sure who she is, but she's pretty damn cute, and apparently smart.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 07:57 PM (snZF9) That is Amelia. Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (u82oZ) 66
I could do some damage to that thatched house.
Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun!! at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (+HNx/) 68
Hever Cottage, UK
----------------- I think I have a jigsaw puzzle stashed away somewhere that looks like that. Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2026 08:08 PM (Z8jzG) 69
>NW Philadelphia here - just survived a trip to the Giant
Posted by: Josephistan at January 23, 2026 08:03 PM (mgHhb) Bless you. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:09 PM (GTqXr) 70
The Empire Strikes Back at Amelia!
The X link didn't load for me, but xcancel worked. Unfortunately, I'd like to embed this on a page where I've been collecting Amelia memes, but you can't (AFAIK) embed an xcancel xweet. Still a few insects in the system. Posted by: mindful webworker thinks Amelia is pretty sharp at January 23, 2026 08:09 PM (OJSFI) Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2026 08:10 PM (GOpmI) 72
Gannetts are notorious for stealing roof thatch to build their nests, which they promptly wet. Nasty creatures.
Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at January 23, 2026 08:11 PM (oftw2) 73
FUN FACT: Hever Castle was the seat of the Boleyn family, of Anne Boleyn fame. You know, the black trannie who married Henry VIII.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 08:11 PM (+HNx/) 74
Ouch. I am in Northern NJ, and one of the things that my little town does superbly is snow removal. They are amazing.
And they better be for the taxes I pay! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (n9ltV) I'll vouch for that. Jersey got that shit down to a science. We could have the attack of the mini ice age, and when I wake up in the morning the roads are clear. They run plows all night and never let it build up. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (snZF9) 75
61 Going down to 9 F here inside the Beltway tonight.
Snow beginning very late Saturday, maybe up to 1 inch per hour with it changing to sleet around noon Sunday and totalling 6 to 10 inches. Plan to hit the first batch with the electric snow blower at around 0800 and then the second batch in the afternoon based upon accumulation. After that, just snow-melt on the crust and rely on the sun for sublimation on Monday. Posted by: actually inside the beltway I get off work at 0600, Sunday morning. I'm just hoping for non white out conditions. I've driven in snow before, it's the ice I want to avoid. Also, a blizzard. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (FmapG) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (NFX2v) 77
We're in Day 8 of an inversion that is kind of soul-crushing. Like being in some kind of purgatory. No sun, no rain, no snow, no wind. Nothing. It is the very essence of no weather.
But tomorrow looks promising. Might see some actual sunshine. If not we will drive into the mountains to climb above this oppressive dome. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Savatage fan at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (0aYVJ) 78
On Reddit they’re going crazy over the “anti ICE day of action” protest in Mogadishuopolis.
Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 08:13 PM (Ryx1w) 79
I asked my son to pull up the photo of the attendees at the 1927 Solvay Conference at our Cub Scout den meeting this week. Our conversation (these were third and fourth graders) had steered over to Marie Curie. The kids picked out Marie and Albert Einstein in the picture, of course. I told them that every person in that picture played either major or substantial roles in advancing chemistry and physics one hundred years ago and that, at some point, they will become familiar with more of them. This got me to asking myself why are there not pictures of such assemblies of notable and great scientists today? Have we lost the capability to pose simple questions whose answers reveal profound i sights into nature? Is it possible that too many scientists today have been sent off to pursue will-o-the-wisps such as My String-a-Ling Theory or Klimate Katastrophe? And who funds such wasted pursuits? The world wonders. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:13 PM (xG4kz) 80
I could do some damage to that thatched house. Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun!! He was about to make espresso! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 08:13 PM (pkeXY) 81
73 FUN FACT: Hever Castle was the seat of the Boleyn family, of Anne Boleyn fame. You know, the black trannie who married Henry VIII.
Posted by: Cicero Didn't Henry wed several black trannies? Posted by: Hysterical Facts at January 23, 2026 08:13 PM (oftw2) 82
Luckily my road is a major rd in the township. They hit it early and often
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 08:14 PM (Ia/+0) 83
>I'll vouch for that. Jersey got that shit down to a science. We could have the attack of the mini ice age, and when I wake up in the morning the roads are clear. They run plows all night and never let it build up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (snZF9) Wait, snowplows can work at night? What is this dark magic you speak of? Posted by: Penn DOT at January 23, 2026 08:14 PM (GTqXr) 84
Snow isn't supposed to be here until early Sunday but it's already blowing a hooley and the temperature is dropping. I need another dog. At least a 2 dog night.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (viF8m) ------------- Add another dog and we are back to the 70s bands. Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2026 08:15 PM (Z8jzG) 85
Here in ET the temp is still 37, but we’ve gone over the top on the roller coaster and the temp is dropping about a degree an hour. Nasty cold rain getting heavier.
I feel like Pluskat in his bunker waiting for the d-day invasion to come. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 08:15 PM (IUuBi) 86
Hold on what? A snow storm in January in the northeast? Fuck me!! That’s never happened before. No wonder it’s national news.
Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 08:15 PM (Ryx1w) 87
Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That gal at the end was the real Amelia, not the Prime Minister fake one at the start. Her memes are funny and spot on. I really liked when she was quoting Shakespeare. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:00 PM (u82oZ) Ah ok, I kept hearing about this "Amelia", but had no clue who she was, or if she was real, or a meme, a frigging robot, etc. Now I know. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:15 PM (snZF9) 88
Marie Curie had a radiant personality.
Posted by: Healthy Glow About Her at January 23, 2026 08:16 PM (oftw2) 89
>They hit it early and often
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 08:14 PM (Ia/+0) This is, how you say, the creed of The Paolo. Posted by: The Paolo at January 23, 2026 08:16 PM (GTqXr) 90
>>And they better be for the taxes I pay!
My little town is an anomaly. My taxes aren't nothing but compared to other areas in the northeast they are a bargain. And not only is the plowing and general upkeep outstanding we have a few other things to deal with that are constantly trying to invade that take a lot of money. My goal is to live just long enough until the inevitable yuge spike in taxes hit. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:16 PM (viF8m) 91
Got a nice fire blazing in the redneck firepit. Going to go outside and enjoy it for a while.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:16 PM (8zz6B) 92
... a customer (played by Marty Feldman, and later Graham Chapman) asks a bookshop owner (John Cleese) for Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds, specifically requesting "the expurgated version—the one without the gannet" because he dislikes gannets due to their "long nasty beaks" or, in the Python version, because "they wet their nests." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:17 PM (xG4kz) 93
GSP NWS has their entire area under Ice Storm Warning now. Forecast 0.5" to 0.75" ice accumulation here for me. That's ... not good. Not one little bit. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:17 PM (w6EFb) 94
>>Hold on what? A snow storm in January in the northeast? Fuck me!! That’s never happened before. No wonder it’s national news.
The storm is starting in Texas and will affect over half the population of the US. You knew that, right? Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m) 95
I smell like kerosene. Went and bought some this afternoon -- over $5/gal! I haven't bought any kerosene in a long time. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb) 96
This got me to asking myself why are there not pictures of such assemblies of notable and great scientists today? Have we lost the capability to pose simple questions whose answers reveal profound i sights into nature? Is it possible that too many scientists today have been sent off to pursue will-o-the-wisps such as My String-a-Ling Theory or Klimate Katastrophe? And who funds such wasted pursuits? The world wonders.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:13 PM (xG4kz) 100 years ago was the true Golden Age of Science. Today we’ve got idiots and liars like Michael Mann, Anthony Fauci, and Bill Nye. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 08:19 PM (IUuBi) 97
>Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla.
---- Luxury. Here, it's 9, the 'feel like' is -6. Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:20 PM (ZxPkt) 98
Didn't Henry wed several black trannies? Posted by: Hysterical Facts No, he ONLY wed black trannies. Why do you think Elizabeth went all in on appearing in White Face? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:20 PM (xG4kz) 99
Hi friends! Just got home from dinner, had amazing Mahi. Feel like I need sweatpants at the moment.
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2026 08:20 PM (Wmg4n) 100
Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
C&E News is doing some of that, with its turn into People Magazine of the woke chemists. ACS in general does not. I think the Gordon Conferences have pictures as well. But todays' media is silent on real science. And only features the pseudo scientists. That Solvay picture is a famous one. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:20 PM (u82oZ) 101
The storm is starting in Texas and will affect over half the population of the US. You knew that, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m) Weather porn. Microplastics won’t kill us at least. So that’s good. Oh shit, weather will. Damn. Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (Ryx1w) 102
>>And they better be for the taxes I pay!
My little town is an anomaly. My taxes aren't nothing but compared to other areas in the northeast they are a bargain. And not only is the plowing and general upkeep outstanding we have a few other things to deal with that are constantly trying to invade that take a lot of money. My goal is to live just long enough until the inevitable yuge spike in taxes hit. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:16 PM (viF8m) For the taxes we pay they should be dropping off personal snow plows with a bow and keys in the ignition. Kinda like they do with garbage cans. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (snZF9) 103
In case you somehow are living under a rock and have missed the Amelia memes, here's my first collection of them, more to come:
https://bit.ly/amelia-memes-01 Posted by: mindful webworker is a linky thinker at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (OJSFI) Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (XuXeR) 105
always wonder about thatched roofs. Do they have bugs and mice living in them? Who comes to tend them now that the barbarians invaded? They would burn them, lacking skills.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (WONhk) ---------------- I read somewhere that the thatch has to be completely replaced every so often and it's not cheap. Apparently there are thatchers who do the work. Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (Z8jzG) 106
https://radar.weather. gov/ridge/standard/ CONUS-LARGE_loop.gif We can watch each other freeze. https://tinyurl.com/6h68veat Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 08:22 PM (/LXUT) 107
66 I could do some damage to that thatched house.
Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun!! at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (oftw2) What's a thatched roof? Posted by: Kids with bottle rockets at January 23, 2026 08:22 PM (w/O5Q) 108
A quarter inch of ice will drop residential power lines. Sometimes less... depending on how they're strung.
The weight... over distance is... sucky. It'll learn some folks on icing. Posted by: Stretch Armstrong at January 23, 2026 08:22 PM (qwVdq) 109
Bad weather heading straight at us here in the AR River Valley. When I ran the last of errands today I noticed the power company (OG&E) trucks beginning to deploy to staging areas. When bad weather hits those guys are true unsung heroes. As long as the power doesn't go out I'll be comfortable. Even then I have my trusty sterno stove for coffee and egg sammiches and everything that needs charged is.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 23, 2026 08:23 PM (gm9Sb) 110
Ah ok, I kept hearing about this "Amelia", but had no clue who she was, or if she was real, or a meme, a frigging robot, etc. Now I know.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:15 PM (snZF9) Amelia is an AI. Here, this is a link to John Carter of Mars' rundown of the whole thing as of last week https://substack.com/@barsoom/p-184828993 Amelia sans merci Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 08:24 PM (rbvCR) 111
Wife keeps reading reports of freezing rain, all I see is a week of low 20s, just don't see any freezing rain in that
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 08:24 PM (Ia/+0) 112
Don Black
Luxury. Here, it's 3#8457, the 'feel like' is -16#8457. And this is the warmest for at least the next 24 hours. The snow is because the air is so cold the water vapor is condensing. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:24 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 08:24 PM (rbvCR) 114
have missed the Amelia memes"
You haven't missed much. Purple haired bint yelling at men to do...something. I'll pass Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 08:25 PM (XuXeR) 115
The weight... over distance is... sucky. It'll learn some folks on icing.
Posted by: Stretch Armstrong ----- [recollects when my 80M loop antenna came down] Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 08:25 PM (XeU6L) 116
I'll vouch for that. Jersey got that shit down to a science. We could have the attack of the mini ice age, and when I wake up in the morning the roads are clear. They run plows all night and never let it build up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (snZF9) --- Frank Frazetta tells me that in the next Ice Age, Lemmy from Motörhead will be plowing driving a sled led by polar bears. So I'm cool with the coming snöwpocalypse. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:25 PM (kpS4V) 117
In case you somehow are living under a rock and have missed the Amelia memes, here's my first collection of them, more to come:
https://bit.ly/amelia-memes-01 Posted by: mindful webworker is a linky thinker at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (OJSFI) Mindful web worker: Shameful self-promotion, but I’ve created Amelia’s American cousin Emily to do AR 15 training over at my place. Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2026 08:26 PM (GOpmI) 118
Try that again:
Don Black Luxury. Here, it's 3℉, the 'feel like' is -16℉. And this is the warmest for at least the next 24 hours. The snow is because the air is so cold the water vapor is precipitating out of solution. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:26 PM (u82oZ) 119
We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hKadN) Power company should send trucks out to spray airplane anti-icing juice on the lines. Might help avoid some mega-$$$ repairs later. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:26 PM (8zz6B) 120
Amazing Mahi sounds like the name of a magician.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 08:27 PM (pkeXY) 121
I predict the storm will not be as bad as advertised, it will suck to be sure, but it will not be that bad.
Unless it is, and then I take everything back. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 08:27 PM (XV/Pl) 122
I think the air itself is freezing. It's like breathing a Slushee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:27 PM (kpS4V) 123
Grrr. Cut and past fail.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:27 PM (8zz6B) 124
>103 In case you somehow are living under a rock and have missed the Amelia memes, here's my first collection of them, more to come:
https://bit.ly/amelia-memes-01 Posted by: mindful webworker is a linky thinker at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (OJSFI) Germany is getting into the fight too. Meet Maria: https://tinyurl.com/yby92v68 Posted by: The Paolo at January 23, 2026 08:28 PM (GTqXr) 125
Looks like aluminum windows in that ancient cottage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:29 PM (8zz6B) 126
"I predict the storm will not be as bad as advertised, it will suck to be sure, but it will not be that bad.
Unless it is, and then I take everything back. Posted by: Thomas Bender" Something will happen. Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at January 23, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F) 127
Woops. Sock fail.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:29 PM (GTqXr) 128
I'm in KC. We have generator, an electrical plan (no auto change-over), likker, food, and a plan for tomorrow.
If we can get off our hill, the world's our oyster. If not, we're screwed cause our Bobcat (with the plow) is at the bottom of the hill, 1/2 mile away. That's as good as not being there, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:30 PM (q6tQZ) 129
In Raleigh, NC. Deathstorm on its way. Backup batteries for cell phones and lights, not much else we can do.
My Nicaraguan bride left the coach house hvac on cool setting. Found that out from my contractor God bless him. He saved me 1,000s today. Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 08:31 PM (tWkg3) 130
In Grand Rapids, Michigan, it's -6 out.
But the good news is that it feels like -6. So, for -6 it's relatively warm. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 08:32 PM (krQz2) 131
Bobcat (with the plow) is at the bottom of the hill, 1/2 mile away.
That's as good as not being there, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:30 PM (q6tQZ) Mmm, go get it now? Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2026 08:32 PM (GOpmI) 132
If we can get off our hill, the world's our oyster. If not, we're screwed cause our Bobcat (with the plow) is at the bottom of the hill, 1/2 mile away.
That's as good as not being there, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:30 PM (q6tQZ) Going now to fetch the Bobcat not an option? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:32 PM (8zz6B) 133
Some municipalities, in the spirit of saving energy and saving Earth switched to LED traffic signals.They run so cool that snow would accumulate on the lenses, making them useless. The solution was installing electric heaters on the signals which kind of ruined the energy savings.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 23, 2026 08:32 PM (gm9Sb) 134
Well, it's 65F, some light fog/ drizzle, so under roof w/ red wine and a cigar.
Might have to put socks on... Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 08:33 PM (XuXeR) 135
I've been doomscrolling the GFS and Euro model runs for the past two days. It's "fun" watching them evolve. I'm pulling for the Euro now. Was pulling for GFS, but it evolved into mostly freezing rain over me("ZR" in the lingo). I used to hear my late cousin and the other weather guys go about "warm noses". Well, I see exactly what that it with those model run point sounding graphs (skew-T logP, if interested) you can generate. A warm nose (basically a mid level layer of air above freezing) is what determines sleet or ZR. To big a nose, and it's ZR. On the Skew-T it looks exactly a nose from a side profile. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:33 PM (w6EFb) 136
"I predict the storm will not be as bad as advertised, it will suck to be sure, but it will not be that bad.
Unless it is, and then I take everything back. Posted by: Thomas Bender" ------- Are you suggesting that the weather people are drama queens? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 08:33 PM (XeU6L) 137
Great minds, AOP.
Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2026 08:33 PM (GOpmI) 138
Frank Frazetta tells me that in the next Ice Age, Lemmy from Motörhead will be plowing driving a sled led by polar bears.
So I'm cool with the coming snöwpocalypse. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:25 PM (kpS4V) I wonder if he'll have "iron fist" blaring out of the speakers.lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:34 PM (snZF9) 139
We're at -2 in SE Michigan, but the "feels like" temp is only -8, so that's good.
I feel sorry for all critters and hobos outside tonight. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:35 PM (kpS4V) 140
103 In case you somehow are living under a rock and have missed the Amelia memes, here's my first collection of them, more to come:
https://bit.ly/amelia-memes-01 Posted by: mindful webworker is a linky thinker ------ Nice Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 08:36 PM (/LXUT) 141
120 Amazing Mahi sounds like the name of a magician.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 It was really good, so maybe magic was deployed. Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2026 08:36 PM (Wmg4n) 142
Raining lightly here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:36 PM (8zz6B) 143
The forecast here is 17% chance of 1/4" ice. How they come up with those numbers I don't know but I suspect they use a dartboard.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 08:36 PM (vFG9F) 144
Mmm, go get it now?
Yeah, did the surgeon loop today. One week post-op drain-the-blood-off-the-brain surgery. I'm doing great... my wife wouldn't countenance the thought. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:36 PM (q6tQZ) 145
Ace's house looks nicer than CBDs "house" on the Art Thread. IMO.
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (47diA) Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (3ek7K) 147
Rescue kitty is snoozing on my bed with the heating blanket on. Does she realize how good she has it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (kpS4V) 148
I feel sorry for all critters and hobos outside tonight.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes Think of it as Evolution in Action. See? All better. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s) 151
Germany is getting into the fight too. Meet Maria:
https://tinyurl.com/yby92v68 Posted by: The Paolo at January 23, 2026 08:28 PM (GTqXr) Nice. I would definitely stick my wiener in her schnitzel. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (snZF9) 152
I had a law partner who lived in a house that had an actual thatched roof. He said there were only a handful of guys in SoCal who had thatched roof expertise so it cost a fortune every time he needed any work done on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (+HNx/) Posted by: Max Power at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (Qo/XF) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (u82oZ) 155
The is also a German "Amelia". I think her name is Maria. Blonde hair, blue eyes, wears the dirndl and everything.
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:40 PM (ZxPkt) 156
Poor pitbull. Brings back unpleasant memories of the dog fights in Jack London's "White Fang".
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 23, 2026 08:40 PM (aLBYs) 157
Kansas City Metro is your AO?
Posted by: NaCly Yeah. Within a mile NW of the triangle, if you're familiar. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:40 PM (q6tQZ) 158
Oh, forgot to mention - I have a few old style gas lamps ready to go. Wicks trimmed, chimneys cleared and the fonts full of fuel.
I can use them to read my laptop screen if the power goes out. Wait a minute. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:40 PM (cYBz/) 159
>147 Rescue kitty is snoozing on my bed with the heating blanket on. Does she realize how good she has it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (kpS4V) We rescued a Chiweenie pup in October. She is sprawled out next to me sawing some serious logs. I tell Mrs. Meta this pup hit the life lottery. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:41 PM (GTqXr) 160
Yeah. Within a mile NW of the triangle, if you're familiar.
Posted by: MkY I gathered you were Little Apple? Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:41 PM (q6tQZ) 161
Beach house, not coach house, autokorrector
Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 08:41 PM (tWkg3) Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 08:42 PM (XuXeR) 163
One overlooked item to keep on hand is a Coleman lantern, and a supply of mantles.
They work just fine on regular gasoline (don’t store them with car gas for long periods) and put out a nice amount of heat. Very useful for keeping a crawlspace warm enough to prevent pipes from freezing. They don’t give off objectionable odors, surprisingly. Ventilation is necessary but they are not going to kill anybody with CO. 2 burner stoves, same thing. Work fine with automotive gasoline. No collector value, these are almost free for the asking. They will save your ass in a power outage or emergency. Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 08:42 PM (nHMnf) 164
"I want to be the first trans woman to have an abortion."
It's a write off, Jerry. Posted by: Max Power at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (Qo/XF) That creep is an abortion. Doesn't need to have one. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:42 PM (8zz6B) 165
MkY
Yup. I wish I'd known that when I was sending out invitations to Jewells45's final lunch meeting. we had a great time, but not all of the locals could make it. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:42 PM (u82oZ) 166
https://shorturl.at/9lBWp
Daily Mail Cities Getting a Buc-ee's 1. Fort Pierce, Florida - Expected to open by 2027 2. West Memphis, Arkansas - Expected in 2028 3. Lafayette, Louisiana - Projected to open in 2028 4. Gallaway, Tennessee - Expected in 2027 5. Oak Grove, Kentucky - Expected in 2027 6. Monroe County, Georgia - Tentatively set for 2028 7. Goodyear, Arizona - Expected June 2026 8. Ruston, Louisiana - Expected in 2027 9. Benton, Arkansas - Expected in 2027 10. Huber Heights, Ohio - Expected April 2026 11. Boerne, Texas - Expected 2027 12. Oak Creek, Wisconsin - Expected early 2027 13. San Marcos, Texas - Projected July 2026 14. Kansas City, Kansas - Expected in 2027 15. St. Lucie, Florida - Anticipated 2027 16. Ocala, Florida - Expected in 2028 17. Hardeeville, South Carolina - Targeted around 2031 18. Murfreesboro, Tennessee - Expected Spring 2026 19. Mebane, North Carolina - Expected 2028 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 23, 2026 08:43 PM (ULPxl) 167
>Nice. I would definitely stick my wiener in her schnitzel.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (snZF9) I was rooting for the dog to rip off the muzzie's face. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:43 PM (GTqXr) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:43 PM (u82oZ) 169
Rep Comer has sent how many people to jail? How many has he held accountable? He’s a waste of skin! If it wasn’t for a 23 year old YouTuber, fraud wouldn’t even be in the news. Without a congresswoman like Harriet Hageman and congressman Gill who knows if any relevant legal questions would’ve been asked in another useless congressional hearing.
Smooth like Ken Dolls!!! Posted by: Unkaren at January 23, 2026 08:43 PM (zDIG9) 170
Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:44 PM (w6EFb) 171
169 Rep Comer has sent how many people to jail? How many has he held accountable?
--------- *ahem* Congressmen don't put people in jail. Don't over-expect. Posted by: 7th Grade Civics at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (+HNx/) 172
Its 27 degrees here, according to my phone. I don't know who the frigging masochist is, but every day on my way to the shop I see a motorcycle parked outside this HVAC place. It was there today. Its always there when I go by. He must wear a space suit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (snZF9) 173
I wish I'd known that when I was sending out invitations to Jewells45's final lunch meeting. we had a great time, but not all of the locals could make it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog I saw them. She lived in my hometown, but because I'd never met her, I didn't want to feel like an interloper. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (q6tQZ) 174
Last time I checked, Buc-ee's being privately owned was worth about $2 Billion Buc-ee's Bucks. With those 19 new stores, those two owners might make some serious coin.
Amazing what spotlessly clean bathrooms will do for a business. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (cYBz/) 175
>>It was really good, so maybe magic was deployed.
My buddy and erstwhile fishing partner who decamped for the Keys calls every so often to tell me about the Mahi he just caught and ate. He likes to taunt me. I gotta admit that is one big selling point for moving to the Keys. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (viF8m) Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (ZxPkt) 177
146
27 degrees here in Wyoming. It's light jacket weather, lol. Posted by: four season Half the kids went to school in shorts, amirite? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2026 08:46 PM (h7ZuX) Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2026 08:46 PM (3ek7K) 179
I shop there, but am rural.
Posted by: NaCly Guarantee we know some of the same people...an eclectic bunch of misfits. Most my Uni pals have died. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (q6tQZ) 180
C&E News is doing some of that, with its turn into People Magazine of the woke chemists. ACS in general does not. I think the Gordon Conferences have pictures as well. But todays' media is silent on real science. And only features the pseudo scientists. That Solvay picture is a famous one. Posted by: NaCly Dog I attended two or three Gordon Conferences of the Applications of Multivariate Statistics in Chemistry in the late '90s. I guess there were group pictures, but I am hard pressed to remember where I might have them. I ditched the American Chemical Society in the mid Oughts after having been a member for over thirty years. There was a particularly nasty and controlling Editor-in-Chief of C&E News named Rudy Baum who issued and enforced a diktat that there would be absolutely NO DISCUSSION in its pages about alternate theories to Anthropogenic Global Warning. He acted like a real dick about it. Your membership did not lapse by not paying dues, you had to write a letter of resignation to the President of the ACS. I wrote that (Baum) having declared alternatives to AGW as being off limits, I would no longer be a member of an ascientific and duplicitous body. Ta-ta! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (xG4kz) 181
Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
Posted by: publius So, Hell freezing over. Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (KAi1n) 182
MkY
If I could overcome my shyness, so can you. You would have been welcome. We should have a miniMoMeet when it's warmer. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (u82oZ) 183
Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
Posted by: publius iirc, anything over a half inch will result in catastrophic impacts. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/) 184
Drivers do not look for motorcycles. But they REALLY don’t look for them in January.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (nHMnf) 185
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 23, 2026 08:43 PM (ULPxl)
---- I saw that list earlier. I'm pissed that Ohio is getting one and not Michigan 😠 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:48 PM (kpS4V) 186
Maria seems nice
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 08:48 PM (Ia/+0) 187
177 Did you ever notice that the young guys wearing shorts in the winter are the same ones wearing wool watch caps in the summer?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 23, 2026 08:48 PM (gm9Sb) 188
>>> 183 Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
Posted by: publius iirc, anything over a half inch will result in catastrophic impacts. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/) So far, NWS is forecasting a little less than that for ETex. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ULPxl) 189
OH YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING
@nicksortor · 1h 🚨 BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) 190
OK here's AI "Maria" from Germany
https://tinyurl.com/yutn3ke5 Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (ZxPkt) When the sand maggot showed up, she should have pulled out a P38 and drilled him right between the eyes. "Oh, and I like Walther firearms, too." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (8zz6B) 191
HA has a darkly amusing article up about Trump pulling the plug on Starmer trying to give Diego Garcia to the Chinese. Sounds unbelievable, but he almost got away with it. (But he got busted)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (IUuBi) 192
>> anything over a half inch will result in catastrophic impacts.
1/4" is the danger line, when it starts to get dicey. 1/2" is indeed catastrophic for power lines. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb) 193
My grandkids are true Wyoming kids. I've seen them in the snow barefoot, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2026 08:46 PM (3ek7K) In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (snZF9) 194
wut?? WUTT?? no official White House post?! that is un-American!
but here is a chance to fix it ! https://tinyurl.com/2u4szsm2 (scroll down , 2 hours ago - official WHITE HOUSE account) (and just the pic https://tinyurl.com/yxcj4b42) Runner, I thoroughly enjoyed the photo, which is proof positive that penguins are strong Trump supporters. Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (2L+MU) 195
I gotta admit that is one big selling point for moving to the Keys. Posted by: JackStraw The Florida Keys are nice, but pricey. I'd consider going there, but the missus would have none of it. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (xG4kz) 196
In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Finns in Michigan's Upper Peninsula do that, too. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:50 PM (xG4kz) 197
>183 Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
Posted by: publius iirc, anything over a half inch will result in catastrophic impacts. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/) Just looked at the forecast here. 12+" of snow and almost half inch of ice. Just texted my neighbor that he and his littles have a warm place if things get dicey. Hopefully NWS is wrong. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:50 PM (GTqXr) 198
>>> 195
I gotta admit that is one big selling point for moving to the Keys. Posted by: JackStraw The Florida Keys are nice, but pricey. I'd consider going there, but the missus would have none of it. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (xG4kz) You know who else likes the Florida Keys? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 23, 2026 08:51 PM (ULPxl) 199
Judge releases the 2 obese black women. Bearded Revolution Come n Get Me Guy not mentioned.
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:51 PM (ZxPkt) 200
In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (snZF9) ---- And flog each other with birch boughs. Ice freaks! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:51 PM (kpS4V) 201
When the sand maggot showed up, she should have pulled out a P38 and drilled him right between the eyes. "Oh, and I like Walther firearms, too."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (8zz6B) Man no shit. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:51 PM (snZF9) 202
Rescue kitty is snoozing on my bed with the heating blanket on. Does she realize how good she has it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (kpS4V) --- I like to believe they do. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 08:51 PM (ESVrU) 203
BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) Just re-arrest them on some new charge. Allow them to be damaged a little while resisting arrest. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:52 PM (8zz6B) 204
Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
I now have emeritus status at ACS. There is a lot wrong with those woke journalists in DC. I did meet one of the editors in chief's but my concerns were blown off. I keep it because a two sentence note in Business Concentrates led to a stock buy that has made me 10K. And it gives me pleasure to see how wrong they are on so much. Got stories. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:52 PM (u82oZ) 205
Here's the NWS regional office map: https://is.gd/EtsNSW Go the office page for your area there, and you can see what all they say. The maddening thing is all the regional websites look very similar but yet can be very different. It's sort of a national template, but each office does its own thing. I'm use to GSP, but I go to some other region, and nothing is where I think it is. Anyway, get a point local forecast map up and you can see exactly what they forecasting for temp/DP, rain/snow/sleet/ice accumulation. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (w6EFb) 206
Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
—— Yikes. A lot of good old school V8 iron will be ruined in the next couple days. Anti-freeze is Your Friend. More properly called “Coolant”, a lot of people think they don’t need it. They are wrong. Anyway, A 50/50 solution mixed with water is good to -30°F below zero, easy. I read somewhere that engine rebuilders ordinarily don’t want anything to do with “southern” engine blocks for this reason. Rust city. Engine overheats - remove T-stat. Now the engine never even reaches normal temperature. If it no longer overheats, now it’s sludge city. Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (f9G9D) 207
@nicksortor
🚨 BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church I told you so, you fucking fools. Posted by: Nayib Bukele at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (gKWVE) 208
In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I would do that, as long as I could go straight back to the sauna afterward. And as long as there was plenty of vodka. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (h7ZuX) 209
It's 15 below zero here. It feels like 15 below zero.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (Q+gd/) 210
Raleigh NC weather report:
Remember a half inch of ice adds 500 pounds of weight to a single span of a power line. Through the day tomorrow freezing rain is looking likely at this point. For this event we are forecasting between .30" to .8" of ice accrual. It's a similar setup to what we saw in December 2002. Power loss is likely with areas seeing .50" of ice and higher. Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 08:54 PM (tWkg3) 211
Odds that the BIG ARRESTS for domestic terrorism (The Church Storming in MN) are the last ones we see for a long, long while?
Odds are very very high in my humble opinion. All terror groups are out in the open and operating freely in MN and Portland...nothin ever happens. I SAID NOTHIN YA HEAR!!!! Posted by: GigantorX at January 23, 2026 08:54 PM (x8k2o) 212
Wind chill of -24F here in south-central MO. That's pretty darned cold around here. Can only imagine how bad it is further north.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU) I went to school at Wash U. Six inches of snow shut down the whole city. We walked down the middle of busy streets because nobody was out there driving. It was a bit eerie. Also, had the worst ice storm I've ever seen there. My car had a headbolt heater, so no prob, but other folks' cars were frozen shut and couldn't move. I prefer living here, where we are reasonable about winter. We had 22 inches of snow overnight last week, but the snowblower worked fine and off we went. Winter happens. Cope or don't. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 08:54 PM (6Bc88) 213
In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (snZF9) I have done that. Many years ago. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:54 PM (8zz6B) 214
You missed the point to Amelia. It started as government propaganda, about a nice boy lead astray by evil right wing Ameilia. Guys liked her and turned her into a meme. The government can't arrest her because she is AI.
It's counterculture, what we should have ben doing all along. Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2026 08:54 PM (+mUZM) 215
208 In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I would do that, as long as I could go straight back to the sauna afterward. And as long as there was plenty of vodka. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (h7ZuX) It's actually quite lovely. You have never felt so clean as that. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 08:55 PM (6Bc88) 216
>>The Florida Keys are nice, but pricey. I'd consider going there, but the missus would have none of it.
It's become ridiculous. They bought in years ago and got very lucky with a place on a canal that they used mostly as a rental. We'd pop down for a week or long weekend when the place was free. Place paid for itself. A few years ago they sold their business, house up here and the rental and bought a really nice place. Regulator on the dock in the backyard, flats boat on a trailer. He's living his best life. Until the next inevitable hurricane hits. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:56 PM (viF8m) 217
Amelia and Maria uber alles Guv!
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 08:56 PM (2GVsD) 218
209 It's 15 below zero here. It feels like 15 below zero.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (Q+gd/) I wouldn't live in a place that cold..... Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 08:56 PM (6Bc88) 219
They were/would be released on bail, no? Why does a “judge” have to order their release?
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 08:56 PM (f9G9D) 220
You know who else likes the Florida Keys?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket Fraulein: Uruguay, the more lebensraum has Posted by: Adolf Schiklgruber at January 23, 2026 08:56 PM (gKWVE) 221
If I could overcome my shyness, so can you. You would have been welcome. We should have a miniMoMeet when it's warmer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog Oh, I agree. I was close to convening one when the 2020 election kind of crushed me. There are lots of folks within 4 hours of here, and quite a few closer. Someone in Lakewood used to post a bit. Haven't seen him in a bit. Been to many meetings in Manhattan. 3 1/2 hours even if Troopers are active. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:57 PM (q6tQZ) 222
Florida in some parts has canals. Canals have gators. Gators think little yappy dogs are great snack food.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 08:57 PM (2GVsD) 223
Congressmen don't put people in jail. Don't over-expect.
That’s right. I should have wrote “helped send”. So, how many people were held accountable like Navarro and Bannon? Where are the consequences for ignoring a congressional subpoena? Eric Holder must be laughing his ass off! Over-expecting? Posted by: Unkaren at January 23, 2026 08:59 PM (zDIG9) 224
BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) Just re-arrest them on some new charge. Allow them to be damaged a little while resisting arrest. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:52 PM (8zz6B) *** This. Always have another charge in your back pocket. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 08:59 PM (FLP4Z) 225
MkY
My email address (in ROT-13) is AnPyl_qbt@xfoebnqonaq.arg. Let's coordinate for this summer. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 09:00 PM (u82oZ) 226
Anybody heard from Ben Had? She might be in the ice now.
At the TxMoMe we noticed signs reminding people that ice on the roads would be slippery. Cracked us up at the time, but I suspect it is necessary to remind people who live in that blast furnace that when it gets cold, shit changes fast. Ben Had, dear, if you are here, please check in to let us know you are doing ok. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 09:00 PM (6Bc88) Posted by: fourseasons at January 23, 2026 09:01 PM (3ek7K) 228
Gators think little yappy dogs are great snack food.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 08:57 PM (2GVsD) Cocktail weenies. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 09:01 PM (6Bc88) 229
Gators think little yappy dogs are great snack food.
——- There’s an infamous YT video of that. A guy had a tradition of sending out his yappy dog to mess with a gator. For years, apparently. They would video this. Except, this one time … little yappy dog wasn’t fast enough on the draw. “Noooooooooo!! everyone screaming in disbelief as the gator drags the little fellow away. Oops Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 09:02 PM (f9G9D) 230
Helena Handbasket
One?!? One new Bucc-ees in North Carolina? Only one? I guess I'll have to drive all the way to Alamance County and see the the thing. I've heard so much about it, a visit to Bucc-ee's is now on my bucket list (right between visiting the Big Bend country in Texas and stealing the welcome sign outside of Lizard Lick, NC). Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 09:02 PM (2L+MU) 231
Runner, I thoroughly enjoyed the photo, which is proof positive that penguins are strong Trump supporters.
Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (2L+MU) AND! proof positive that POTUS Trump is a strong supporter of penguins ! Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 09:02 PM (g47mK) 232
BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) *** Frighin' insane. Absolute bullsh*t! How do you spell vigilante? Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 09:03 PM (FLP4Z) 233
tcn in AK
Ben Had said this afternoon she was all set, and had no worries. The horses were protected as well. Then she talked to a 'ron about her kitchen table and nut removal, and I left fast. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 09:03 PM (u82oZ) 234
My rescue cat is very unhappy that there is snow outside. I don't think she's seen mich. She was wandering around complaining but seems to have settled. Mr Trouble spent the night out last night but is happy to be in now.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2026 09:04 PM (+mUZM) 235
If you want to look at the model runs, here you go: https://is.gd/xW9hUg The big ones are GFS, and Euro(ECWMF). By default it pops up the precip/MSLP display, but clicky clack and you can get all sorts of stuff. Click on "thermodynamics" and choose 2m Temp shaded to see the surface temp results. Also, click on Region button, and you can zoom in on your region. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 09:04 PM (w6EFb) 236
Let's coordinate for this summer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog You obviously think I know something I do not! Hah We'll figger it out, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 09:04 PM (q6tQZ) 237
Thomas Kinkade photo.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 09:05 PM (KDPiq) 238
There’s an infamous YT video of that. A guy had a tradition of sending out his yappy dog to mess with a gator. For years, apparently. They would video this.
Except, this one time … little yappy dog wasn’t fast enough on the draw. “Noooooooooo!! everyone screaming in disbelief as the gator drags the little fellow away. Oops Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 09:02 PM (f9G9D) --- Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Gator. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 09:05 PM (ESVrU) 239
>>Florida in some parts has canals. Canals have gators. Gators think little yappy dogs are great snack food.
Saw a video a number of years ago that a newly arrived family from New Jersey posted. They had a nice place in Largo, I think, right on the beach. Security camera video looked over their backyard poll to the beach. Saltwater croc came out of the ocean and took a dip in the pool. Welcome to the Florida Keys. Try not to die. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 09:05 PM (viF8m) Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 09:08 PM (Q+gd/) 241
I swung by Cabelas late this afternoon and got myself a proper winter hat that covers my ears. I 'll pick up some fuel for the snowblower early tomorrow and then we're hosting the gKids beginning later in the afternoon and clear into Monday. We have sleds in this house and hills to slide down nearby.. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 09:10 PM (xG4kz) 242
What's the temperature at the windshield factory?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 09:11 PM (pkeXY) 243
AND! proof positive that POTUS Trump is a strong supporter of penguins !
An even more important observation! Too bad Penguin Facts got to Ace somehow and prevented him from putting that up. Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 09:13 PM (2L+MU) 244
BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) *** Frighin' insane. Absolute bullsh*t! How do you spell vigilante? Posted by: Diogenes === In the bad old days is precisely why the judge would order a prisoners released - right into a waiting mob. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 09:13 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 09:13 PM (q6tQZ) 246
I always wonder about thatched roofs. Do they have bugs and mice living in them? Who comes to tend them now that the barbarians invaded? They would burn them, lacking skills.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat Yes, and no. If you continue to burn wood fires, the smoke keeps the pests at bay. If not, you have to treat it routinely. And there are still thatchers in the UK. They are overbooked by a year, last I heard. Lots of YouScrewb vids on thatchers plying their trade. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 23, 2026 09:14 PM (mlg/3) 247
My odds ard nothing much will happen to the church invaders, the Judges will let them out
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 09:14 PM (Ia/+0) 248
There was a character around here who called it the windshield factor. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 09:15 PM (w6EFb) 249
I am down in Miami for the week for a Immigrant Homelessness Working Group. Anyone that needs to have shelter during the Minnesota cold spell can contact my office there and try to find you a safe place.
Well, everybody please stay safe till I get back in 2 weeks. Posted by: Ilam Omar at January 23, 2026 09:16 PM (38587) 250
day on my way to the shop I see a motorcycle parked outside this HVAC place. It was there today. Its always there when I go by. He must wear a space suit.
Posted by: Berserker I ride year round, no ice or snow though. 20s isn't bad for my commute. This week is gonna suck, won't be above freezing for at least a week. battery tender time. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 23, 2026 09:16 PM (cptrw) 251
I live in Brunswick County, NC, and the place is practically overrun with alligators. There was a nice lady who lived in the neighborhood, a widow, who had two Australian shepherds, and a gator grabbed one of them and dragged it into the depths of his pond. The woman was so upset, she sold her house and moved back to New Jersey.
Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 09:16 PM (2L+MU) 252
I better call it a night
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 09:18 PM (Ia/+0) 253
As has been observed, the left takes care of its own.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 09:18 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ) 255
The winds are picking up here in Bourbon Country. The air temperature is 12F. That's not the wind chill.
I've done a couple winter storms here in KY. And a number of tornados. This one looks mean. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2026 09:19 PM (qwVdq) 256
I wonder how a full on slate roof lasts. Seems like i have asked th a before here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s) 257
I ride year round, no ice or snow though. 20s isn't bad for my commute. This week is gonna suck, won't be above freezing for at least a week. battery tender time.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings I rode a bike for a year at MU Columbia. Easiest way to park. Always close. Winter sucked. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 09:20 PM (q6tQZ) 258
BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) LOL. This gives Bondi a chance to stamp her feet on Fox News and, if she's lucky, not have to do anything. SiGH> Posted by: GigantorX at January 23, 2026 09:20 PM (x8k2o) 259
Looking it up, slate can last 75-200 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s) 260
I wonder how a full on slate roof lasts. Seems like i have asked th a before here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD At least in KCMo, there are some that go back to 1880's. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 09:21 PM (q6tQZ) 261
Cities Getting a Buc-ee's
1. Fort Pierce, Florida - Expected to open by 2027 2. West Memphis, Arkansas - Expected in 2028 3. Lafayette, Louisiana - Projected to open in 2028 4. Gallaway, Tennessee - Expected in 2027 5. Oak Grove, Kentucky - Expected in 2027 6. Monroe County, Georgia - Tentatively set for 2028 7. Goodyear, Arizona - Expected June 2026 8. Ruston, Louisiana - Expected in 2027 9. Benton, Arkansas - Expected in 2027 10. Huber Heights, Ohio - Expected April 2026 11. Boerne, Texas - Expected 2027 12. Oak Creek, Wisconsin - Expected early 2027 13. San Marcos, Texas - Projected July 2026 14. Kansas City, Kansas - Expected in 2027 15. St. Lucie, Florida - Anticipated 2027 16. Ocala, Florida - Expected in 2028 17. Hardeeville, South Carolina - Targeted around 2031 18. Murfreesboro, Tennessee - Expected Spring 2026 19. Mebane, North Carolina - Expected 2028 ==== Mayor Lurie attended the opening ceremonies and cut the ribbon of the new Taco Bell at Fisherman's Wharf as all the old great seafood restaurants that made SF famous around the world are being torn down. Mazel. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 09:22 PM (RIvkX) 262
@BasilTheGreat
🚨BREAKING: KEIR STARMER PULLS CHAGOS BILL FOLLOWING TRUMP CRITICISM The Chagos surrender bill is finished ---- apparently there was some fine print Starmer missed Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 09:22 PM (ZxPkt) 263
When the sand maggot showed up, she should have pulled out a P38 and drilled him right between the eyes. "Oh, and I like Walther firearms, too."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon --- Let the Shepherd do his job. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:23 PM (/LXUT) 264
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 09:24 PM (SRRAx) 265
Buckee's is gonna gonna over build.
Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 09:26 PM (q6tQZ) 266
Evening, Teresa!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 09:27 PM (8zz6B) 267
Aetius,
In New York, we lived in a hundred year old house with its original slate roof. In good condition, too, not shabby, no repairs needed. Posted by: Wenda at January 23, 2026 09:27 PM (23MXW) 268
>>I live in Brunswick County, NC, and the place is practically overrun with alligators. There was a nice lady who lived in the neighborhood, a widow, who had two Australian shepherds, and a gator grabbed one of them and dragged it into the depths of his pond. The woman was so upset, she sold her house and moved back to New Jersey.
Years ago my folks had a place outside or West Palm Beach. It was in one of those carved out of Florida glades areas with canals all over to drain the water. Condo backed right up to one of the canals and the grass sloped right down to the canal, no wall. I took the dogs out for a morning pee break one morning when I was visiting and one my mom's Jacks froze a couple feet from the canal and was barking its ass off. About 10 feet away in the water were two eyeballs just above the surface. Grabbed the little land gator and took the other dogs and went inside and called the number they tell you to call when a fucking alligator is in your backyard. Guys were there in a blink and took a big ass gator like they were catching a mouse. They drop them off in the swamp a few miles away. A swamp connected to the canals. Florida Men. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 09:27 PM (viF8m) 269
The Southern part of the country will get a bad winter maybe once in 20 years. When temperatures fall into single digits for days it's not good. We are just not use to it. Our states do not put a lot of money into equipment to deal with bad winters because we get so few of them. I know it seems kinda funny to people in the north but we have to be careful when this crap hits. It's not like we haven't been through it before, we just dread going through it again. So we stress the fact we have to prepare and be careful.
Posted by: Case at January 23, 2026 09:27 PM (E7+ue) 270
I wonder how a full on slate roof lasts. Seems like i have asked th a before here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s) Depends on what kind of hail storms you get, I guess. Otherwise until the roof underneath starts to give away. Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 09:29 PM (rbvCR) 271
This action by the judges allowing the arrested to go free might be the legal move needed to get Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minneapolis.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 09:29 PM (IUuBi) 272
233 tcn in AK
Ben Had said this afternoon she was all set, and had no worries. The horses were protected as well. Then she talked to a 'ron about her kitchen table and nut removal, and I left fast. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 09:03 PM (u82oZ) Thanks. You know, I worry. Nice to know it wasn't warranted. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 09:31 PM (6Bc88) 273
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Here's the NWS regional office map: https://is.gd/EtsNSW Go the office page for your area there,... --- Good page. Weather prediction link They used to have a national page like that with current temps. Can't find it anymore. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:31 PM (/LXUT) 274
There is a live-action Masters of the Universe movie coming out. It doesn't seem like Krull
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR) 275
I worked with a buddy on a side job as teens cleaning carpets and such, fire cleanups, too. We drove together, in my VW Bus. On a zero degree morning, the 6V Battery was dead and the gas lines froze up. Needing to get to work, we got on his only vehicle at the time a BSA Lightning 500. About 20 miles in zero degree cold was about all I could stand. There were patches of ice/snow, too. This was Rockland County NY, 1977.
Posted by: Nearly Froze at January 23, 2026 09:33 PM (oftw2) 276
Starmer is a shameful pussy. Dude, at least stand up for your demented, stupid priorities.
Managed Decline, baby! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 09:33 PM (+HNx/) 277
They used to have a national page like that with current temps. Can't find it anymore.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:31 PM (/LXUT) Tetch under 70 here. Had a brief rain shower, and now it is spitting rain again. There was rain forecast, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 09:34 PM (8zz6B) 278
They sell RC alligator heads now for the jokers among us.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2026 09:34 PM (3ImbR) 279
One of the nice things about living in the neighborhood that we do is that we are so close to all of the hospitals that we are part of the "medical grid", so we don't lose power during freezes.
Now in the summer, if the tree branches hit the power lines just right, the big (old) fuses will blow, and the power goes out until the power company can find one that works in a 100+ year old neighborhood. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 09:36 PM (SRRAx) 280
More buffaloes staring down lions, please. (If only Medicaid investigators took that attitude with Somalian fraudsters.) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 09:36 PM (erZBp) 281
Forecast area for Midland, TX is larger than some states.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:37 PM (/LXUT) 282
Current temp in Rowley, AB is 4 degrees F. Snow showers.
Posted by: Great White North at January 23, 2026 09:38 PM (oftw2) 283
The stuff about the Chagos deal is really funny. A lot of us have been howling about it in X, but no one in the admin was paying attention. (!?!!!?!)
So Mike Johnson was in the UK, and Nigel Farage jumped him about it. So Johnson got in touch with the White House, and they said “”no, this is what Starmer told us is going on.” So Farage pointed out in detail why all the “assurances” made privately by Starmer were lies, and why all the critics were right. Well that got to Trump, and led to him publicly calling Starmer “an incredibly stupid man” and vowing to do whatever he could to kill the deal. Starmer said he didn’t care what Trump said, he was going ahead with the deal. 24 hours later the deal was dead. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 09:38 PM (IUuBi) 284
Thanks. You know, I worry. Nice to know it wasn't warranted.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 09:31 PM (6Bc8 I will send her a text in the morning and check on her. We all worry about each other, makes this community great. Well except that one guy. Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2026 09:40 PM (Wmg4n) 285
I worked with a buddy on a side job as teens cleaning carpets and such, fire cleanups, too. We drove together, in my VW Bus. On a zero degree morning, the 6V Battery was dead and the gas lines froze up. Needing to get to work, we got on his only vehicle at the time a BSA Lightning 500. About 20 miles in zero degree cold was about all I could stand. There were patches of ice/snow, too. This was Rockland County NY, 1977.
Posted by: Nearly Froze at January 23, 2026 09:33 PM (oftw2) I would have rather gotten fired. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 09:41 PM (snZF9) 286
271 This action by the judges allowing the arrested to go free...
Posted by: Tom Servo --- Bondi, it's time to arrest some judges. Pam, think. Get your people, find some outside brains and discover a charge and arrest them. Make them uncomfortable. Let them know that you will continue to make them more and more uncomfortable. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:43 PM (/LXUT) 287
Our states do not put a lot of money into equipment to deal with bad winters because we get so few of them. . . .
Posted by: Case My entire county has only 6 trucks that can be fitted with snowplows and that is for over 1,000 miles of roads. Most of them are narrow and full of curves up and down mountain sides. They ice quickly and are treacherous with any amount of snow or ice. With any amt of snow or ice at all, they close the schools county wide. To be fair though, last year we had more school closure days on account of bear sightings than that of snow days. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 09:43 PM (cYBz/) Posted by: That One Guy at January 23, 2026 09:43 PM (oftw2) 289
288 Well except that one guy.
Posted by: Piper Don't accuse me of nothin', cuz I will do it! Posted by: That One Guy at January 23, 2026 09:43 PM (oftw2) ---------- Step aside, cowboy. Posted by: That Other Guy at January 23, 2026 09:44 PM (+HNx/) 290
Bondi, it's time to arrest some judges.
Pam, think. Get your people, find some outside brains and discover a charge and arrest them. Make them uncomfortable. Let them know that you will continue to make them more and more uncomfortable. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:43 PM (/LXUT) Its long past due for shit like that. They don't even follow the law anymore. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 09:44 PM (snZF9) 291
>> Forecast area for Midland, TX is larger than some states.
Note how they overlap and split states all over the place, but they don't split counties. Hence, they call themselves "County warning areas" sometimes. Each region is a group of counties, and may include several states. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 09:44 PM (w6EFb) 292
283 The stuff about the Chagos deal is really funny. A lot of us have been howling about it in X, but no one in the admin was paying attention. (!?!!!?!)
So Mike Johnson was in the UK, and Nigel Farage jumped him about it. So Johnson got in touch with the White House, and they said “”no, this is what Starmer told us is going on.” So Farage pointed out in detail why all the “assurances” made privately by Starmer were lies, and why all the critics were right. Well that got to Trump, and led to him publicly calling Starmer “an incredibly stupid man” and vowing to do whatever he could to kill the deal. Starmer said he didn’t care what Trump said, he was going ahead with the deal. 24 hours later the deal was dead. Posted by: Tom Servo --- Bondi, could take a lesson. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:44 PM (/LXUT) Posted by: DEATH TO SCOGG! at January 23, 2026 09:44 PM (255a9) 294
We aren’t living in the Optimus timeline, but we must be livin’ right.
I’ve been waiting for a long, LONG time to see this. Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 09:47 PM (uMKV8) 295
I didn't know about Amelia until she was memed, and I didn't get it. Does anyone know where the original Amelia is? Should be a kick. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 09:47 PM (erZBp) 296
My littlest cat was patting at the cursor on my screen, so I have given up and put up a split screen so she can watch Cat TV - this one is mice bopping in and out of holes in a terrarium.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 09:48 PM (rbvCR) 297
Which reminds me, we have room for a couple of weather-prepared pet on the Pet Thread tomorrow.
Posted by: KT at January 23, 2026 09:49 PM (7vIsy) 298
Chilly here, about 30F which is normal for this time of year. Twenties overnight, thirties during the day, no precipitation (for now) and no snow on the ground. Thankful for that, for sure.
Stay warm, Horde! I'm making lots of virtual hot snacks and beverages for tonight's ONT! Got the fireplaces stoked already... Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 09:49 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 09:49 PM (viF8m) 300
Houses way down yonder in the Southland aren’t insulated nearly as well as up North. Plumbing freezes up without some precautions.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 09:50 PM (uMKV8) 301
I didn't know about Amelia until she was memed, and I didn't get it. Does anyone know where the original Amelia is? Should be a kick.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia The UK gov put out a 'anit-extremist' video game to stop kids from becoming 'extremists,' you know patriots who realize the country is going to shit. The Amelia character is supposed to be the one tempting the player into become an 'extremist'. Hence, everyone using to mash it in the UK gov's gob. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 23, 2026 09:50 PM (mlg/3) 302
Tesla Optimus, now he says it will be late '27, coming. If I fucking live that long. It was the same deal with the truck.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:50 PM (/LXUT) Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 09:50 PM (ZxPkt) 304
Blonde Morticia. Check my link at 113
Amelia sans merci It runs down the history of the meme and the UK Game that spawned it Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 09:50 PM (rbvCR) 305
Houses way down yonder in the Southland aren’t insulated nearly as well as up North. Plumbing freezes up without some precautions.
Posted by: Common Tater You got to crack that tap. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 09:51 PM (/lPRQ) 306
will be late '27, coming. If I fucking live that long. "
2027? If I make that, it won't be luck....OK, maybe bad luck. Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 09:53 PM (XuXeR) 307
All the guilty consciences. 😂
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2026 09:53 PM (Wmg4n) 308
Hell I forgot my gloves or didn’t think I would need them when I rode my HD 1200 to work 28 miles away in 39-40 degree temps. I thought I would get frost bite.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 09:53 PM (KDPiq) Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 09:53 PM (XuXeR) 310
You got to crack that tap.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 09:51 PM (/lPRQ) That's one way pf putting it. Posted by: The Paolo at January 23, 2026 09:54 PM (8zz6B) 311
>Starmer said he didn’t care what Trump said, he was going ahead with the deal. 24 hours later the deal was dead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 09:38 PM (IUuBi) Starmer's a fag and his shit is all retarded. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 09:54 PM (GTqXr) 312
226 Anybody heard from Ben Had? She might be in the ice now.
She lives south of us - no ice yet. Temps won't be below freezing for a few hours yet. It's not going to be as bad as they were saying a couple of days ago. The temps are going to be bitterly cold (for us), but not as much precipitation as originally forecast. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 09:56 PM (SRRAx) 313
Check my link at 113 Amelia sans merci It runs down the history of the meme and the UK Game that spawned it Posted by: Kindltot =========== Thanks! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 09:57 PM (erZBp) 314
don't tap that crack
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 09:58 PM (ZxPkt) 315
Hell I forgot my gloves or didn’t think I would need them when I rode my HD 1200 to work 28 miles away in 39-40 degree temps. I thought I would get frost bite.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 09:53 PM (KDPiq) At sturgis one year we rode out of deadwood at night. It was 38 degrees. It was 90 during the day, but I had heavier clothes packed. Still, it wasn't enough. We had to go 40 miles. Never again. It drops below 60 the bikes stays in the garage. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:00 PM (snZF9) 316
197 >183 Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
Posted by: publius iirc, anything over a half inch will result in catastrophic impacts. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/) Just looked at the forecast here. 12+" of snow and almost half inch of ice. Just texted my neighbor that he and his littles have a warm place if things get dicey. Hopefully NWS is wrong. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:50 PM (GTqXr) ........................... Parents and grandparents in MS always dreaded an Ice Storm (which is different than an ICE Storm that we all hope for nationwide). Trees fall down on power lines, no one can drive on ice, and it is a mess. My very elderly mother's house now has a generator, as does my brother. So I guess they will be ok if trees fall all around on the farm. I just want some snow, y'all. Please go out and blow it West. Some of us need it. You can keep the ice as I have never seen an ice storm here. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:00 PM (WONhk) 317
I have pex piping . Supposedly it has some expansion give in case of freezing but I fast drip all my faucets anyway.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:01 PM (KDPiq) Posted by: mindful webworker blows the whistle at January 23, 2026 10:01 PM (OJSFI) 319
Apropos of nothing, the X algorithm has apparently decided that I am fascinated by videos of women removing their bras or panties without removing their shirts or skirts.
Oh, wait: I am fascinated by that. Always have been. It's just surprising that there are so many of these videos. Is it a current trend or something? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2026 10:02 PM (IG3/x) 320
Gold 4985.10
Silver 103.08 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:03 PM (/LXUT) 321
sometimes the fittings will break instead of the pex, so it is good to keep the tap dripping.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 10:03 PM (rbvCR) 322
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:00 PM (snZF9)
I definitely learned my lesson. The bike had been in storage for the winter and I was anxious to ride again. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:03 PM (KDPiq) Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (+mUZM) 324
We're supposed to be getting a foot of snow. I find it hard to believe, but the radar looks convincing. What kills me is that nowhere in the hour by hour forecast does it say 100 percent chance of snow. It's a range of 35-95%, over 36 hours, and yet they say it'll add up to a foot.
No worries, I've got 10 cases of diet redbull, 5 cases of Dos Equis Amber for Thor, and plenty of meat. I dont mind losing power in the Winter, because you can still keep food cold, and there are any number of ways to keep warm. 😁 My only complaint is having to keep water dripping, and that's just because I worry about the well going dry. Losing power in the Summer is far worse. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (Ezs10) 325
Disappointed to see Arizona added to the list of states with crazies in charge. AG Kris Mayes reminds citizens that Arizona is a "stand your ground" state, so it's a "recipe for disaster"when masked ICE agents go out with little or no identification.
She's just sayin'. Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 23, 2026 10:44 PM (QqOgF) 326
Losing power in the Summer is far worse.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (Ezs10) Yes Ma'am. If the power goes out in winter, we have a woodstove for warmth. Gas stove for food. Well bucket for water. If power goes out in summer, we have food and water, but it's 100 degrees in the house. That sucks. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 24, 2026 12:15 AM (gh32g) The Week In WokeTrans-crazy baby-influencer "Miss Rachel" -- she makes videos "teaching" little children about how great transgenderism is -- liked an antisemitic comment demanding, "Free America from the Jews." She later "apologized," claiming it was an accident. But then when a Hamas-linked account wrote that the Jews left that antisemitic "Free America from Jews" comment themselves, Miss Rachel affirmed that comment, writing "ooooooohhh." Like, "oooooooohhh, nice catch, you caught those tricky Jews!" She's very apologetic, though. These are all just little accidents.
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![]() Fat Female Webster Impersonator Jasmine Ratchet is now posing as rootin'-tootin' rightwing patriot, saying that she "owns firearms" and that she's driven a farm vehicle at some point. She is a farm vehicle. I don't really know what that means but she is very heavy. Died Suddenly"Hello, I am a biological woman and if you can't accept that you're delusional." Inez Stepman responding to "Conserving Conservatism" Bill Kristol's claim that he has known many men who successfully transformed into women: Inez StepmanBTW I do believe that Bill Kristol has frequent interactions with men in dresses. AWFL mother scares her three and five year old shitless by telling them fake stories about ICE "just trying to take all the immigrants" and shooting random lesbians. Virginia Democrat: Republicans will bring back slavery unless we redistrict and gerrymander the state to eliminate all Republican congressmen. This Person Place or Thing has a dream: He wants to be the first tranny to receive a womb transplant, so that he can then have an embryo implanted, and then abort it. I have no idea why the public has turned on these nasty psychotics. None at all.
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Charles C. W. CookeI think men should be tested for estrogen and if they have too much, like this pussy, they should be drafted into a special military unit. In war, they will be projectiles. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Friends of my daughter were bringing up their little girl on "Miss Rachel".
I knew there was something disquieting about her from the get go. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:32 PM (krQz2) 2
The children, they are broken beyond repair.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 23, 2026 06:32 PM (abIsI) 3
Reporter: “Say something bad about America.”
Amanda Anisimova: “Nope.” 🇺🇸 --- She's just going to be charged with murder by inducing fatal apoplexy. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:34 PM (krQz2) 4
Anti-ICE, Tranny-Loving, “White-Owned” Minnesota Toy Store Complains About Getting Audited by Feds
https://tinyurl.com/5fhz56jv Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 23, 2026 06:34 PM (abIsI) 5
Happy weekend, everyone!
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 23, 2026 06:34 PM (JEizI) 6
A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. What the fuck?! Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 06:35 PM (jc0TO) 7
I think men should be tested for estrogen and if they have too much, like this pussy, they should be drafted into a special military unit. In war, they will be projectiles.
Posted by: Ace at 06:29 PM Sandbags. Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 06:36 PM (jc0TO) 8
Variety ran a " " " story " " " consisting of five liberals whining that Bari Weiss doesn't acknowledge that they, her inferiors, should treat them as her superiors.
--- When you are in power, we ask you for mercy. Because it is in accordance with your principles. When we are in power, we show you no mercy, because that is in accordance with our principles. (This has been said about Muslims, but it applies equally well to progs.) Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:36 PM (krQz2) 9
I think men should be tested for estrogen and if they have too much, like this pussy, they should be drafted into a special military unit. In war, they will be projectiles.
Posted by: Ace >> sandbags Navy anchor inspectors. Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 23, 2026 06:38 PM (abIsI) 10
She is a farm vehicle. I don't really know what that means but she is very heavy.
________ Jasmine ain' that heavy. She nuthin next to that Welsh Whale. Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2026 06:38 PM (s0JqF) 11
"about ICE "just trying to take all the immigrants" and shooting random lesbians."
Do these dorks realize that if ICE wanted to take people randomly, they could? At much, much higher numbers than now? If they were as gun happy as portrayed, most of these dumbasses would be dead already? Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 23, 2026 06:38 PM (L6dcX) 12
--- Telltale signs of uncontrollable envy. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:39 PM (krQz2) 13
We have gone totally off the fucking rails with this shit. Boomers have ruined our culture, economy, and our future.
Posted by: Stirring the pot a little at January 23, 2026 06:40 PM (TbWk/) 14
"Not only that, these officers were treated with contempt completely outside ethical bounds for medical personnel."
Well, in our defense, we treat all our patients with contempt. Posted by: Cobble Hill Emergency Room at January 23, 2026 06:40 PM (L6dcX) 15
Something good happened today in my family sphere.
Our grandson, a high school freshman, texted me to say, and I'll paraphrase, that his woke civics teacher makes the class listen to NPR every day, and she says it is straight up news, no bias whatsoever. He asked for my thoughts on this. I said she lives in a bubble. I told him that he should request gansta rap instead, because it's real, and not fake. And to say that the sonorous tones of the NPR readers put him to sleep. Posted by: M. Gaga at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (KiBMU) 16
>>>I think men should be tested for estrogen and if they have too much, like this pussy, they should be drafted into a special military unit.
Amanda Anisimova is a guy? Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (8mulE) 17
Khodahafez
https://youtu.be/f1fAw3T389s This music is being played at Iranian funerals in defiance of the regime. It is quite beautiful. Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (kvcnI) 18
Have a cardiologist casually state I should be tested for covid and with the same breath chatted up the benefits of redemsevir the iv kidney killer. I stared at him for 5 seconds and said it's just the flu. Yeah beware of any doctor.
Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (ehY6c) 19
one mid-level know it all [came] into my office to tell me everyone hated me, I was steering the ship into oblivion. She told me everyone knew I was doing a terrible job.
Hell is other people ... Posted by: Jean Paul . . . at January 23, 2026 06:43 PM (3ZUWJ) 20
I have noticed that leftists treat people of color that disagree with them far, far worse than anyone else. Racial slurs, really nasty shit. And the further left they are, the worse it gets?
Antifa is just vile with racial slurs. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 23, 2026 06:43 PM (L6dcX) 21
Inez Stepman responding to "Conserving Conservatism" Bill Kristol's claim that he has known many men who successfully transformed into women:
--- Yeah...that's not "a conservative". He may have started out "more conservative than Trump"--because it wasn't really that hard to do. But at some point he transitioned. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:43 PM (krQz2) 22
Rep. Omar forgot to blame the extremely cold weather in MN on Global Warming. Maybe her fellow Leftist Lunatics will have her executed.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 23, 2026 06:43 PM (ovdkm) Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 23, 2026 06:44 PM (kvcnI) 24
A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. The hospital reportedly ignored red flags for years, overlooking concerns and reports because he generated over 18 million dollars in revenue for the hospital. I'm going to call Bullshit on this. Removing the entire uterus means that previously child bearing, menstruating women no longer are. That is a bit more of a red flag. Also, did he do this in the dark without any other people in the OR? Was everyone silent as he is performing a hysterectomy? For years? Also, the article lacks names, like the name of the perp and the name of the hospital. This is just outrage pr0n for cheap engagement. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:44 PM (a4flb) 25
Trans-crazy baby-influencer "Miss Rachel" -- she makes videos "teaching" little children about how great transgenderism is -- liked an antisemitic comment demanding, "Free America from the Jews."
== Shame on you , ace. She was just criticizing Israel. Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 06:45 PM (g47mK) 26
Are there any "social influencers" for leaving people the fuck alone?
You know, mind your own damn business and leave the children alone. Posted by: MYODB at January 23, 2026 06:45 PM (R/m4+) 27
It hasn't been this cold here since last winter.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 06:45 PM (Q+gd/) 28
Ace, don't you know that Hamas is a Jew psyop?
In fact, if youn check, all of islam is a jew psyop, going back 1,500 years. My good friend Tucker told me so. Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (se8lQ) 29
**gee, I sure hope ace saw my link to the OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE account on the previous threads...I really do...
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (g47mK) 30
We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hKadN) 31
AWFL mother scares her three and five year old shitless by telling them fake stories about ICE "just trying to take all the immigrants" and shooting random lesbians.
--- Now, incoherent or inconsistent, sure. But no lesbian is just random. Although it may appear at first as if they have a big sentence table in their head and they are rolling to get a result. True random does not exist. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:47 PM (krQz2) 32
> This Person Place or Thing has a dream: He wants to be the first tranny to receive a womb transplant, so that he can then have an embryo implanted, and then abort it.
In 2005, South Park had an episode where Mr Garrsion became a tranny. He didn't get his period. He assumed that meant he was pregnant. An abortion doctor had to explain he couldn't get pregnant. Mr Garrison then lamented he'd never know what it would feel like to have a baby growing inside him then scramble its brains and vacuum it out. youtube.com/shorts/i97Ry3bH_yA It's like these people saw South Park and took one of its more loathsome characters as a role model. Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2026 06:49 PM (Yp6az) 33
I'm going to call Bullshit on this.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure ----------------- From the not provided link: "grok, is this true?" "Yes, this is based on the real case of Dr. Javaid Perwaiz, a Virginia OB-GYN convicted in 2021 of healthcare fraud for unnecessary hysterectomies and sterilizations without consent, sentenced to 59 years. The hospital was indicted in 2025 for ignoring red flags amid $18.5M in revenue, and 510 women sued in 2026. Details vary, but core facts hold." Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:49 PM (hKadN) 34
Let's be very clear about something -- when doctors and nurses and medical staff begin to refuse critical care over perceived political differences, we will have reached a breaking point in this country.
That horse left the barn back during the C19 hysteria when doctors and nurses refused to treat people who were not vaxxed. No vaxx? Pulled off the organ recipient list. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:50 PM (a4flb) 35
I have always thought Kristol was ghey or swung both ways.
That woman indoctrinating her 5 and 3yr olds ticks me off. People like her are the reason my grandchildren are in a private Catholic school. Our 7yr old grandson does not note skin color. After her Christmas play our first girl (age 4yrs) took us to her classroom. She'd done a picture of herself (she's very blonde and has blue eyes). She had yellow yarn for her hair but had wildly colored her skin brown. We don't know why, but snickered to ourselves. It might be because a kid at her table, who is Indian, did. Who knows as she's insane on any given day. To scare your children or take them to vigils and protests is unforgivable. They are too young! What a nutcase this liberal banshee is. Children should be protected from fear. I would bet $1k those kids think the ICE police are snowmen. Or large icicles with feet. INSANE! I was 6yrs old during the Bay of Pigs. I had no idea how serious it was til I was an adult. While we had bomb drills at school I thought everyone did, like fire drills. No fear, thanks to being raised right. So these wackos are raising another generation of wacko liberals. Nervous ones! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 06:50 PM (WONhk) 36
Muss Rachels husband apparently had a Jewish great grandmother. The means her children are part Jewish. Will she throw them under the bus?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2026 06:51 PM (e4I2N) 37
Is Miss Rachel gay? She seems gay.
Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at January 23, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F) 38
Fat Female Webster Impersonator Jasmine Ratchet is now posing as rootin'-tootin' rightwing patriot, saying that she "owns firearms" and that she's driven a farm vehicle at some point.
I believe she may have been towed in a farm vehicle at some point - a hog trailer, for example - but I doubt she ever drove one. Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (2L+MU) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (dK+Kv) 40
I'm going to call Bullshit on this.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:44 PM (a4flb) You would be wrong. There is this thing called, "The Internet," where all sorts of news articles can be accessed with very little effort. Try that. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (n9ltV) 41
Who TF is "ms. rachel" and why should I care? Before her jew hating stuff hit the news feeds I had never heard of her.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (0N4FZ) 42
Random lesbian.
• Just happened to be a member of "ICE watch". • Just happened to follow ICE around all day. • Just happened to mock ICE agents with her wife. • Just happened to block the road with her SUV to obstruct ICE operations. • Just happened refuse a direct order from a law enforcement operator to get out of her car. • Just happened to try flee the scene in her car, partly because her wife said "Drive, baby, Drive!" • Just happened to almost run down a federal agent she was obstructing with extreme disregard for the officer's safety Wow. The coincidences just start stacking up! Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (tWkg3) 45
My doctor is getting ready to retire. She was an army doctor and is an old fashioned doctor. She never mentioned my getting a covid shot, she never bothers me about vaccines at all. She hates prescribing meds if you really dont need it. I dont know where I'll find another doctor like her. I hate my cardiologist and my pacemaker doc. I go just to get my refills.
Posted by: Megthered at January 23, 2026 06:53 PM (XABzT) 46
It should be trivial for the illegals to get their kids to clean their plate and eat all their vegetables, if you stop and think about it. “Go clean your room!”; piece of cake, barely an inconvenience. Look on the bright side here
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 06:53 PM (bZahh) 47
Question. Statements from Democrats from 1856 towards black people, and statements from Democrats today towards black people on the right.
Is there a difference? Can anyone tell? Except I think the Democrats in the 1800s at least knew that their slaves needed basic care to remain valuable, whereas Democrats of today would love an Auschwitz for inconvienient blacks ( and Jews, and Republicans, and white people, and, and and.... basically they want the largest genocide in world history.) Posted by: SimoHaya at January 23, 2026 06:53 PM (/ZkOF) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 06:53 PM (Cjt/F) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2026 06:54 PM (dK+Kv) 50
Is Miss Rachel gay? She seems gay.
Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at January 23, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F) --- The thought has crossed my mind. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:54 PM (krQz2) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Cjt/F) 52
Yeah, I think we are rapidly approaching the "shoot motherfuckers in the face" stage of Civil War.
Posted by: Butch at January 23, 2026 06:55 PM (98xTj) 53
That Pakastani Dr. with the unnecessary surgeries wasn't a "I hate Americans" thing. It was flat out fraud to do procedures on the hospital's behalf to create revenue. It targeted mostly medicaid recipients.
The civil suit that's starting now should be interesting, because there are over 600 plaintiffs, with demands of $10 Million each. The hospital is the primary defendant (Chesapeake Regional Medical Center) and is owned by the Community. It's a public "non-profit" center. Which means, any verdict gets passed onto the Virginia taxpayer. Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 06:55 PM (dIske) 54
These retarded "influencers" are intellectually empty, but they do have a crucial skill: Social positioning. They know how to keep track of what is cool, and what is not cool, and how to maintain their positon in the middle of the flock. In this way, they area like starlings in a murmuration, having an uncanny ability t always move in unison with all the other birds -- but other than that, having essentially no brain whatsoever.
Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2026 06:56 PM (se8lQ) 55
From the not provided link:
"grok, is this true?" First thing AI hallucinates and will recite bullshit - you need to see the references. Grok is only as good as its sources: reddit, CBS, CNN, ABC, NBC, Al Jazera, AP, NYT, WashPo, etc. Second: "He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies." That is a key thing missing from your Grok result. Being dishonest and leaving huge parts out is a usual tactic of the Left Be Better Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:56 PM (a4flb) 56
Krystol is a trans-conservative.
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:56 PM (krQz2) 57
We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
——- People are free to be delusional, I Suppose. They can’t make me play along. That is the issue. Leftists won’t shut the fuck up, and they won’t change the subject. Now what? Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 06:57 PM (bZahh) 58
Virginia is kind of like Red Dawn, except, instead of parachuting in, guns blazing, the commies cunningly infiltrated over many years, and then just...took over without having to fire a shot.
Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 06:57 PM (2L+MU) 59
A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. So where is this asshoe buried? Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 06:57 PM (cYBz/) 60
18 Have a cardiologist casually state I should be tested for covid and with the same breath chatted up the benefits of redemsevir the iv kidney killer. I stared at him for 5 seconds and said it's just the flu. Yeah beware of any doctor.
Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (ehY6c) Doctors are every bit as susceptible to groupthink as the rest of us, if not moreso, except they call unquestioningly toeing the line "evidence based medicine." Posted by: And they love Shiny New Things at January 23, 2026 06:58 PM (TbWk/) 61
I think she means she has been driven like farm machinery
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 06:58 PM (Ia/+0) 62
Spot-on, Christy!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 06:58 PM (Cjt/F) Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:59 PM (0KSrI) 64
Being dishonest and leaving huge parts out is a usual tactic of the Left
Be Better Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:56 PM (a4flb) Do your own research, and dial down the vitriol. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 06:59 PM (n9ltV) 65
Maybe Doctors are still making money pushing Covid
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:00 PM (Ia/+0) 66
>>My doctor is getting ready to retire. She was an army doctor and is an old fashioned doctor. She never mentioned my getting a covid shot, she never bothers me about vaccines at all. She hates prescribing meds if you really dont need it. I dont know where I'll find another doctor like her. I hate my cardiologist and my pacemaker doc. I go just to get my refills.
Finding a doctor period is getting to be a nightmare. Mine retired a couple of years ago. I tried to make an appointment for a checkup with one of the other doctors in the practice and was told they aren't taking new patients. I was going to that practice for years but now I'm a "new" patient. Still looking for a new GP. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 07:03 PM (viF8m) 67
6 A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. What the fuck?! Posted by: toby928(c) Virginia? CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists will have him released and he'll be working with the shiny new politboro in Richmond within a week. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 07:03 PM (FmapG) 68
I like that tennis player. Awesome way to handle a douchebag.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 23, 2026 07:03 PM (0GYGE) 69
52 Yeah, I think we are rapidly approaching the "shoot motherfuckers in the face" stage of Civil War. - Butch
Well, I hope we Pacos have better luck than in the last one. My people all fought on the side that came in second. Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 07:03 PM (2L+MU) 70
A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. This appears to be a legit story but it broke five years ago. Posted by: Unnecessary surgery fraud is tried and true at January 23, 2026 07:04 PM (TbWk/) 71
I've lived in 5 states, visited several more. Been around plenty of white people.
The number of negative racial incidents I've had in decades I could count with one hand. Since 2021, I've lost count as to how many times a white leftist has called me a coon, nigger, house nigger --- So on point about lefties. And it's because you're not a cog to empower their preference of politics. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:04 PM (krQz2) 72
58 Virginia is kind of like Red Dawn, except, instead of parachuting in, guns blazing, the commies cunningly infiltrated over many years, and then just...took over without having to fire a shot.
Posted by: Paco Did someone call my name? Posted by: Antonio Gramsci at January 23, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ) 73
It's a public "non-profit" center. Which means, any verdict gets passed onto the Virginia taxpayer.
——- Cost shifting. Same reason I always have to groan when someone says “they should sue those bastards till they own the school/town/whatever!” The perps don’t gotta pay shit. The victims do, in most cases. Float another bond issue to pay for it, throw it on the pile with the rest of ‘em. Enjoy the property tax hike. Making the crooks in and out of government PERSONALLY and pecuniarily liable is Job 1 in this country. I’d just point out, just in case nobody noticed, the 13th Amendment did not outlaw Slavery. Don’t take my word for it, check it out. Crooked judges and politicians - on a chain gang! A boy can dream Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 07:04 PM (MPpTK) 74
If the medical profession has now abandoned that basic morality, and patients now have to worry about being refused treatment -- or worse -- because of political hostility from their own countrymen, then a rubicon has truly been crossed and there isn't much else to say.
==== Haha. *point and laughs* Now everyone's a joo! Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (8mulE) 76
First thing AI hallucinates and will recite bullshit - you need to see the references. Grok is only as good as its sources: reddit, CBS, CNN, ABC, NBC, Al Jazera, AP, NYT, WashPo, etc.
Second: "He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies." That is a key thing missing from your Grok result. Being dishonest and leaving huge parts out is a usual tactic of the Left Be Better Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:56 PM (a4flb) He was already sentenced. Wanna take back what you said ? "A jury found Perwaiz guilty on 52 counts of health care fraud in November 2020. In May 2021, he was sentenced to 59 years in prison. Prosecutors proved his crimes happened at least between 2010 and 2019, but women came forward from decades ago claiming victimization by Perwaiz. Numerous victims testified at trial to the harm Perwaiz had caused them." Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (g47mK) 77
Are people here familiar with Griffy on YouTube?
Stark observational humor in the form of skits. Does not seem particularly woke. I don't know how the hell he has stayed on, gets away with a LOT due to melanin. Some funny shit. Posted by: ... at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (E0p3T) 78
Internet ! It's a thing!
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (g47mK) 79
Virginia is populated with Deep State
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0) 80
runner
Maybe the Penguin Liberation Front can leave a walrus head on ace's doorstep for him to post the picture of the President, in Greenland, walking with a penguin. Or is it the Antarctic Liberation Front? One of those mooks. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:06 PM (u82oZ) 81
took over without having to fire a shot.
——— They fired a fucking shitload of shots. Nobody fired back. They still are Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 07:06 PM (MPpTK) 82
Fat Female Webster Impersonator Jasmine Ratchet
____ NO RELATION to nurse ratchet. None whatsoever! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 23, 2026 07:07 PM (4nEGa) 83
I'm going to call Bullshit on this.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure ======== Surgeon Sentenced: https://shorturl.at/lofj8 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 07:07 PM (XeU6L) 84
Maybe the Penguin Liberation Front can leave a walrus head on ace's doorstep for him to post the picture of the President, in Greenland, walking with a penguin.
Or is it the Antarctic Liberation Front? One of those mooks. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:06 PM (u82oZ) Posting the pic is required of all Real American Patriots! Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:07 PM (g47mK) 85
Boomers have ruined our culture, economy, and our future.
Posted by: Stirring the pot a little at January 23, 2026 06:40 PM (TbWk/) ==== Nah it's those damn Libras. Squishes. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:07 PM (RIvkX) 86
I have to wonder how this liberal "mother" explains lesbians and gheys. "They are people who love women or men. Love is love?" Kids says yes, Mommy Dearest.
I did not fully understand lesbians until I was in my 20's, even though the PE major dorm monitors apparently were vs witches (my mother told me this, but didn't discuss the sex issue). I knew a gay guy (x-ray tech) in nursing school who I'd see at the gay disco bar when we all went dancing. In my bubble I did not, even then, think of the sex part. In HS we had a sissy type boy who should have been ghey as he wanted to be a cheerleader. We just thought he was a sissy. At a reunion, so I read, he turned up with a ZZ Top beard, on a motorcycle, some sort of preacher, and had about 10kids. Yes, I was a bit retarded til I met the guy from NY who explained things to me. He had me at the name, "douchebag" for someone. Which I'd never heard before and is still in the top ten of names for people I don't like. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:08 PM (WONhk) 87
75 Former Chesapeake OB/GYN Sentenced to 59 Years in Prison
DOJ link from 2021 https://is.gd/iC1VPy Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (8mulE) Amusingly enough it appears the Pakistani fraudster was prosecuted by an Indian US Attorney. Posted by: Poetic almost at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (TbWk/) 88
boomers are ruining the internet!
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (g47mK) 89
79 Virginia is populated with Deep State
Posted by: Skip NoVA is. Unfortunately, as NoVA goes, so goes the state. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (FmapG) 90
If the medical profession has now abandoned that basic morality, and patients now have to worry about being refused treatment -- or worse -- because of political hostility from their own countrymen, then a rubicon has truly been crossed and there isn't much else to say.
That's when it becomes open pew pew warfare. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (zILP0) Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (viF8m) 92
You would be wrong. There is this thing called, "The Internet," where all sorts of news articles can be accessed with very little effort.
Try that. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at I did, and it told me that Elvis is still alive, that Erika Kirk put out a hit on her husband, no one has ever walked on the moon, Epstein didn't kill himself, 2020 was the most pure elections ever, J6 was worse than the 9-11 and Pearl Harbor, Israel is genociding Gazans, there were no scandals under Obama, the Affordable Health Care act you can keep your doctor, ICE agents are kidnapping American citizens, the mRNA Covid Vax is safe and effective, illegal aliens aren't receiving welfare, cross dressing men are actually women, its impossible for blacks to be racist, Islam is the religion of peace, Area 51 has alien spaceships, Americans aren't taxed enough, Sydney Sweeney doesn't have big boobs, They are keeping the 100 MPG carburetor hidden, there is a Loch Ness monster, Big Mike is a woman, the check is in the mail, I promise this won't hurt, all whites are racists, Love is Love, No one is Illegal, Socialism works, Maduro is an innocent man... You mean that internet? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (a4flb) 93
Be Better
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure -------------- ha ha. internet is tell me to "be better". I gave you the name of the Dr., *and* I showed you how easy it was to find. Took me 10 sec. Go dig deeper if you want. Otherwise just be quiet. I have been criticized by better men than you. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (hKadN) 94
boomers are ruining the internet!
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (g47mK) --- Knocking everybody's lunch tidepods out of their hands! Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (krQz2) 95
Stirring, fucking right and if I could steal your lunch money I would do that too.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (0KSrI) 96
A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. This appears to be a legit story but it broke five years ago. Posted by: Unnecessary surgery fraud is tried and true Didn't Obama use this as an example why we needed ObamaCare? / Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (/lPRQ) 97
Common Tater
We should pray for those Morons, like bluebell and Blug, stranded behind enemy lines. If we had a moving van, and a driver with an eye-patch, we could rescue them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (u82oZ) 98
If that Pakistani doctor did that to my wife he would be become a missing doctor.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (KDPiq) 99
Boomers have ruined our culture, economy, and our future.
Posted by: Stirring the pot a little --------------- Yup. Paving those roads, building those power plants, building those schools, farming those crops. Assholes. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (XeU6L) 100
68 "I like that tennis player. Awesome way to handle a douchebag."
She's got a pretty spectacular rack too. Currently ranked No. 3. If she were to have them reduced like Simona Halep, it'd be a tragedy but she might play even better. Posted by: Alex at January 23, 2026 07:11 PM (EcUen) 101
Just who the fu*k is Miss Rachel and why the fu*k should I care?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 07:11 PM (2WIwB) 102
Well, what about it.
Is Unknown Drip going to take back the "Bullshit" call? Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 23, 2026 07:11 PM (zdLoL) 103
Axeman
A local donut shop made pastries in the shape of Tide-pods, with the right colored frosting. 'Cause America, thats why. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (u82oZ) 104
Didn't Obama use this as an example why we needed ObamaCare?
/ Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (/lPRQ) --- No. That was doctors cutting diabetics' feet off for grins and money. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (krQz2) 105
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (KDPiq)
Very close to having a pretty damn good hash Posted by: ... at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (E0p3T) 106
Haha. *point and laughs*
Now everyone's a joo! Posted by: San Franpsycho Fine. But I'm not giving up bacon or shrimp. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (zILP0) 107
Axeman
A local donut shop made pastries in the shape of Tide-pods, with the right colored frosting. 'Cause America, thats why. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (u82oZ) --- America runs on tidepods. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (SRRAx) 109
“If you don’t vote for me, you’re not really black” (Joe Biden)
Easily one of the most vile utterances in US political history. Completely ignored by white leftists natch. Everyone joked about being called “Deplorable” by Mrs. Clinton, but forget about the kicker. That fucking rancid wench said 75% of the country is irredeemable. Remember, in the Church of Leftist Democrats, there is no forgiveness. Despite their insistence on you apologizing for something you aren’t guilty of, you are fucked no matter what. Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (MPpTK) 110
Always double down on 11. Like splitting aces.
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (E0p3T) 111
Doubling down after you've been proven completely wrong is...hang on...ah, there it is: a usual tactic of the Left.
Posted by: Geez people at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (TbWk/) 112
Just who the fu*k is Miss Rachel and why the fu*k should I care?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 07:11 PM (2WIwB) --- She doesn't read cursive. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (krQz2) 113
I guess it's all my fault.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (viF8m) ==== Awareness is the first step to positive change. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX) 114
Just who the fu*k is Miss Rachel and why the fu*k should I care?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 07:11 PM (2WIwB) --- She doesn't read cursive. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (krQz2) *sips beer* Well, that explains it. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 07:14 PM (2WIwB) 115
"Miss Rachel" is a candidate for Ayatollah TV!
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (g47mK) 116
106 Haha. *point and laughs*
Now everyone's a joo! Posted by: San Franpsycho Fine. But I'm not giving up bacon or shrimp. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (zILP0) Or scallops. Or bacon-wrapped scallops. Posted by: And miss me altogether with church on Saturday at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (TbWk/) 117
Common Tater
We should pray for those Morons, like bluebell and Blug, stranded behind enemy lines. If we had a moving van, and a driver with an eye-patch, we could rescue them. Posted by: NaCly Dog It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (zILP0) 118
Even if it's done (the uterus transplant), one would THINK antibodies would recognize a foreign object and reject it. No matter how many estrogen hormones this weirdo was on.
Maybe he should simply work in an abortion factory to get his rocks off. Evil! Look at me! SPIT! I farht in your general direction with flames! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (WONhk) 119
How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (KDPiq) 120
So, apparently, the Super Bowl halftime performer is going to be a dude wearing a dress and the theme of the Super Bowl halftime show is going to be a celebration of gay icons.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (XV/Pl) 121
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (zILP0) Thelma and Louise, right? Posted by: ... at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (E0p3T) 122
Knocking everybody's lunch tidepods out of their hands!
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (krQz2) ===== Mmmm. Lunchpods! -idiot young people and Libras Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX) 123
Who TF is "ms. rachel" and why should I care? Before her jew hating stuff hit the news feeds I had never heard of her.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (0N4FZ) No one really cares, but she will earn a Tenner in the gulag for her anti-social comments. AS SHOULD ALL CRIMINALS LIKE HER, IT IS SOCIALLY JUST! Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 07:17 PM (rbvCR) 124
119 How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (KDPiq) I saw a video the other day of one ICE guy saying this to the protest ninny's. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:17 PM (WONhk) 125
How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (KDPiq) ==== I've seen video in the last day or two of exactly that. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:17 PM (RIvkX) 126
It is an outrage that any NYPD Detective injured in the line of duty should have to worry about being treated at any hospital in the city they protect.
--- Did you hear how many Minny metro police officers quit the force to join ICE. 18, last I heard. Some people can read the tea leaves. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:17 PM (krQz2) 127
I have a solution for those shocked and saddened at lineup of the Super Bowl halftime show. Would you like to know what it is ??
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK) 128
I wish WE were under a winter storm watch!
What a bleah winter we've had. Praying for snow! PLEASE! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:18 PM (WONhk) 129
Just who the fu*k is Miss Rachel and why the fu*k should I care? Posted by: Diogenes Romper Room 2026 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 07:18 PM (pkeXY) 130
119 How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (KDPiq) I think one of them did - saw a clip the other day, can't recall where. But it was along those lines. It should be standard protocol in my opinion but the hybristophiles and pedophilephiles would find some way to twist it. Posted by: Can't reason with evil at January 23, 2026 07:18 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: Pete Buttijudge at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (4x8X3) 132
I've seen video in the last day or two of exactly that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:17 PM (RIvkX) Good to hear. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (KDPiq) 133
s there a difference? Can anyone tell? Except I think the Democrats in the 1800s at least knew that their slaves needed basic care to remain valuable, whereas Democrats of today would love an Auschwitz for inconvienient blacks ( and Jews, and Republicans, and white people, and, and and.... basically they want the largest genocide in world history.)
Posted by: SimoHaya at January 23, 2026 06:53 PM (/ZkOF) Pol Pot showed the way, but quailed at completing the social revolution. In the end he failed because some of his underlings were unable to control the people under them sufficiently to defeat the Vietnamese Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (rbvCR) 134
Stirring, fucking right and if I could steal your lunch money I would do that too.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM Sadly, I think if you introduced "him" to your kitchen table, you'd both be disappointed. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1) 135
Friends of my daughter were bringing up their little girl on "Miss Rachel".
I knew there was something disquieting about her from the get go. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:32 PM (krQz2) Is "Miss Rachel" a tranny, or just a c*nt? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (8zz6B) 136
Fine. But I'm not giving up bacon or shrimp.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (zILP0) Or scallops. Or bacon-wrapped scallops. Posted by: And miss me altogether with church on Saturday at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (TbWk/) ==== Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (RIvkX) 137
How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (KDPiq) --- Maybe not that aggressively, but I have seen a tape where an agent says "Do you want to know who you're protecting?" The protestor is told the guy has multiple counts of kiddie rape, and she says nothing, nor does she change her attitude. She just doesn't care. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:20 PM (krQz2) 138
Unknown Drip Under Pressure, re Pakistani doctor, I think it refers to a guy who was just sentenced in the past few months in the Tidewater area.
He apparently, for years, scheduled unnecessary surgery for female patients by claiming they had tumors and other issues which they did NOT, so he could bill for things that weren't needed. He had an elaborate scam going on for years, where he even kept duplicate medical records, one set for billing, and one real. Someone found out their ultrasound did not show what he said, went to authorities, and wore a wire, and the whole thing unravelled. He made millions, and a few months ago got sentenced to 59 years. And women are still coming out to say it went on longer than they were able to prove in court. Posted by: barbarausa at January 23, 2026 07:20 PM (enw9G) 139
How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact I do. Especially if they've got pictures of kids on the facebook page. I do tell them "nice looking kid. Be a shame if something happened to them. Since you are advocating for and trying to protect child rapists and murderers". Fuck 'em. War. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:20 PM (zILP0) 140
Doubling down after you've been proven completely wrong is...hang on...ah, there it is: a usual tactic of the Left.
completely wrong? By a fucking Grok belch? Before you spike the ball in the endzone, has anyone actually produced the article - particularly the key part that says he performed hysterectomies while the women were getting a c-section? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:20 PM (a4flb) 141
Doctors are every bit as susceptible to groupthink as the rest of us, if not moreso, except they call unquestioningly toeing the line "evidence based medicine."
Posted by: And they love Shiny New Things at January 23, 2026 06:58 PM (TbWk/) They also dislike losing their jobs and profession because they didn't follow "standard of care" as set out by a bureaucratic board made up of accountants and Pharma reps. Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 07:21 PM (rbvCR) 142
Trans-crazy baby-influencer "Miss Rachel" -- she makes videos "teaching" little children about how great transgenderism is -- liked an antisemitic comment demanding, "Free America from the Jews."
She later "apologized," claiming it was an accident. KILL ALL THE JEWS! Oops, sorry, I meant peace and love. Damn autocorrect. -- Miss Rachel Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 07:21 PM (ExV1e) 143
I have a solution for those shocked and saddened at lineup of the Super Bowl halftime show. Would you like to know what it is ??
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK) What? Posted by: Smooth Brained Americans Who Love NFL Cock at January 23, 2026 07:21 PM (R/m4+) 144
He apparently, for years, scheduled unnecessary surgery for female patients by claiming they had tumors and other issues which they did NOT, so he could bill for things that weren't needed.
That is definitely not the same narrative as DeadSuddenly post put. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (a4flb) 145
Duncanthrax, any nutectomy is worth doing.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (0KSrI) 146
128 I wish WE were under a winter storm watch!
What a bleah winter we've had. Praying for snow! PLEASE! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat Snow is a bit of a novelty here in Coastal NC, but I don't mind it. We're probably getting ice here this round, which is expodentially worser, especially for power outages, car crashes, old people breaking their hip, etc. Posted by: Old Man Adams at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (oftw2) 147
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:20 PM (a4flb
Now you’re just betting on Green. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (KDPiq) 148
Anyone know how that business walkout/boycott, what ever, event panned out? I think I slept through it.
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (k1gZr) 149
That is definitely not the same narrative as DeadSuddenly post put.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (a4flb) True, although he appears to be the very doctor Obama had in mind when he said that doctors would amputate your foot just cuz is gave them the giggles. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 07:23 PM (ExV1e) 150
Maybe not that aggressively, but I have seen a tape where an agent says "Do you want to know who you're protecting?"
The protestor is told the guy has multiple counts of kiddie rape, and she says nothing, nor does she change her attitude. She just doesn't care. Posted by: Axeman Righteous, smug, and never, ever wrong. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2026 07:23 PM (YasuL) 151
Fine. But I'm not giving up bacon or shrimp.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (zILP0) Or scallops. Or bacon-wrapped scallops. Posted by: And miss me altogether with church on Saturday at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (TbWk/) ==== Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Posted by: San Franpsycho ++++ Deboned chicken thigh stuff with a large shrimp and scallop wrapped with bacon and broiled to crispy perfection. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (zILP0) 153
The higher up the food chain, while they are terrible people (leftists) you don’t have to deal with them, you don’t have to “interact” with them.
The whack job at the DMV, the nurses assistant, the clerk at property tax or assessors office, there’s yer problem. Low level nazis are the worst, in my experience. Mean, petty, vile vindictive. They don’t have much control in their lives. But they can fuck around with YOU, and that becomes their part time hobby. “Oh, you forgot page 12. Come back next thursday” Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (MPpTK) 154
Ouch, the same as the congressional office storming
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (0KSrI) 155
Duncanthrax, any nutectomy is worth doing.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (0KSrI) I'm seriously gonna think twice the next time you hand me a glass of alcohol. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (ExV1e) 156
Pol Pot is their end goal here but they seem to want to make a brief stop at becoming Mexico North. It's fascinating.
But there is enough potential energy in the libs to enable the rise of a genuine psycho who will weaponize it all. Imagine someone with the charisma and rabble rousing nous of Trump, but no moral center for anything but power. What they could accomplish with the fucked up angry mental patients in this country is unfathomable. Posted by: ... at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (E0p3T) 157
It's really hard to turn these protestors around.
Because they don't seem to believe in anything except that they are somehow "right". They have no interest in the case that they are wrong. And yet, they think you should. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (krQz2) 158
If it weren't for Ace, i would have gone to a prison that's in back of a hostel in Luxxiobutt.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (EyfuW) 159
"The protestor is told the guy has multiple counts of kiddie rape, and she says nothing, nor does she change her attitude."
Tell her he ate the neighbor's puppies. Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at January 23, 2026 07:25 PM (vFG9F) 160
Calling a black ICE officer dumb because he's ICE has got to the pinnacle of AWFL wokeness.
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:25 PM (krQz2) 161
>>So, apparently, the Super Bowl halftime performer is going to be a dude wearing a dress and the theme of the Super Bowl halftime show is going to be a celebration of gay icons.
Well. Football is gay. So. Totes appropriate. Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2026 07:26 PM (ZcsJV) 162
That Pakistani doctor should get the needle/chair/rope, whatever it takes, maybe all three, just to be sure. What a disgusting depraved piece of shit.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 23, 2026 07:26 PM (XMwZJ) 163
I used to have a different nic, have no fear.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:27 PM (0KSrI) 164
If it weren't for Ace, i would have gone to a prison that's in back of a hostel in Luxxiobutt.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (EyfuW) www.youtube.com/shorts/PlTBIoj-wOk Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 07:27 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:27 PM (iETvL) 166
We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hKadN) With exceptions for theater and costume parties, it should be a capital offense. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 07:27 PM (8zz6B) 167
Pol Pot is their end goal here but they seem to want to make a brief stop at becoming Mexico North. It's fascinating.
Remember, Pol Pot was a school teacher and a waiter before he became the loveable rascal everyone knows and loves today. Posted by: College Professors Everywhere at January 23, 2026 07:28 PM (R/m4+) 168
Well. Football is gay.
So. Totes appropriate. Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2026 07:26 PM (ZcsJV) Just Tony Romo and Troy Aiken. ( I used to love making my Cowboy fan friends lose their mind. ) Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:28 PM (KDPiq) 169
Miss Nancy (Romper Room) >>> Miss Rachel
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 07:28 PM (wVcYX) 170
Re the ICE agent and the pedo they were going to arrest...why was a child rapist even out of prison? That fuck should be in prison forever, getting ass-raped by Bubba.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 23, 2026 07:29 PM (XMwZJ) 171
Before you spike the ball in the endzone, has anyone actually produced the article - particularly the key part that says he performed hysterectomies while the women were getting a c-section?
---------- Doctor performed irreversible hysterectomies, improper sterilizations, and other medically unnecessary surgeries and procedures for over a decade... https://shorturl.at/BdPgb ------ Look, stop digging. How about you produce counter evidence before bleating about endzones? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 07:29 PM (XeU6L) 172
>>So, apparently, the Super Bowl halftime performer is going to be a dude wearing a dress and the theme of the Super Bowl halftime show is going to be a celebration of gay icons.
Well. Football is gay. So. Totes appropriate. Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2026 07:26 PM (ZcsJV) Da fuq? Where's my shot at being the halftime star? Posted by: Boy George at January 23, 2026 07:30 PM (wVcYX) 173
Re the ICE agent and the pedo they were going to arrest...why was a child rapist even out of prison? That fuck should be in prison forever, getting ass-raped by Bubba.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 23, 2026 07:29 PM (XMwZJ) Blue. State. Love is love, h8er. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 07:30 PM (ExV1e) 174
Unknown, I looked it up because I read the initial post on it, and said "whaaat" because I live in VA.
I found a LOT of articles going back a few years on the guy just sentenced, but nothing about sterilizing after delivery. This guy would say "oh, you have endometriosis, you need a D&C" or "you have a tumor, it might be cancer" and so on. I mistook the dates, it was a few years ago, going back into the 20-teens. If it were NEW news, I think it would be out there. https://tinyurl.com/mtncvv72 Posted by: barbarausa at January 23, 2026 07:30 PM (enw9G) 175
A mysterious 'Dorito-shaped' object has been spotted flying over Groom Lake (aka Area 51) at night:
https://tinyurl.com/y728r2pn Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1) 176
I don't care if someone wants to claim to be a man or woman or a raccoon or whatever just don't expect me to alter my reality to suit yours.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:30 PM (vFG9F) 177
That Pakistani doctor should get the needle/chair/rope, whatever it takes, maybe all three, just to be sure. What a disgusting depraved piece of shit.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent How about taking off about an eighth of inch of an extremity with a wood rasp, heal him up for a few days, do it again, etc. until he is left with just his torso. Then the deer plug. ? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 07:31 PM (/lPRQ) 178
That Pakistani doctor should get the needle/chair/rope, whatever it takes, maybe all three, just to be sure. What a disgusting depraved piece of shit.
Posted by: Angzarr Feet first through a wood chipper. Then fed to sharks Make his family watch. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2026 07:32 PM (YasuL) 179
We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hKadN) With exceptions for theater and costume parties, it should be a capital offense. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 07:27 PM (8zz6B) --- I don't think it should be criminalized. But I said over the Christmas break that I can't put the words "I don't care if" in front of it any more. It doesn't want to stay a personal matter--no matter how much it insists that it's only a personal matter. It wants to upend society and its structure. "Why should you care about gay marriage unless you're going to marry a person of the same sex?" was a LIE. It was the android camel/bulldozer's nose under the tent. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:32 PM (krQz2) 180
Miss Nancy was creepy. She could see you thru that magic mirror.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F) 181
The NFL left me a long time ago. I was a life long fan, multi generational ticket holder with friends and family on teams.
Now, Sunday is back to purely being a day of worship devoted to God and family. I’ve never been more happy or fulfilled in my life. Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:33 PM (iETvL) 182
Feet first through a wood chipper. Then fed to sharks
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2026 07:32 PM (YasuL) --- With frickin' lasers, of course. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:33 PM (krQz2) 183
"Hello, I am a biological woman and if you can't accept that you're delusional."
--- You an ugly bitch. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:33 PM (/LXUT) 184
Anybody own a table saw I could borrow for Dr Pakistani?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:33 PM (iETvL) 185
MarcusT, yes and a nifty 6 inch chainsaw
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:34 PM (0KSrI) 186
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM
From a better source. Assuming we can refer to NBC as better. https://tinyurl.com/8xeuvxcp Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 23, 2026 07:35 PM (Vvh2V) 187
Nevada has Doritos
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0) 188
Anybody own a table saw I could borrow for Dr Pakistani?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:33 PM (iETvL) --- Have you given up on the planer already? Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:35 PM (krQz2) 189
Sold Ben Had. I’m betting you probably have one of those files for the horses teeth. I may need that too.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:36 PM (iETvL) 190
>>I don't care if someone wants to claim to be a man or woman or a raccoon or whatever just don't expect me to alter my reality to suit yours.
Pretty much where I am. There's a guy in Newport who wears skirts and is generally a few ticks off center. But he's harmless and doesn't demand anyone call him Karen or make a nuisance of himself. The moment you make your issues my issues we have a problem. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 07:36 PM (viF8m) 191
I hope the Paki doctor is sent to El Salvador for his sterilization. I don't care if he's "legal."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:36 PM (WONhk) Posted by: Common Sense at January 23, 2026 07:36 PM (R/m4+) 193
And we have
Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0) 194
>> Have you given up on the planer already?
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:35 PM (krQz2) Oh boy. Almost forgot about that. Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (iETvL) 195
don't forget the (red) hot iron!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (Cjt/F) 196
Marcus T, I have your wishes covered.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (0KSrI) 197
"They've discovered the microplastics epidemic is a fake!"
"Release the Snomageddon Fran panic!" ❄️ Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end in May sometime. Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (OJSFI) 198
There's a bunch of little immigrant kid sob stories out there today. They all have something in common. Their parents were here illegally. One for 20 years. There ought to be a law. Oh, there is!
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:38 PM (vFG9F) 199
I knew I could count on you Ben Had.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:38 PM (iETvL) 200
Drip is a lil cray. Wowza.
Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 07:38 PM (tWkg3) 201
>>I don't care if someone wants to claim to be a man or woman or a raccoon or whatever just don't expect me to alter my reality to suit yours.
--- But that is only a facade of the underlying urge. If you have to know about it, it's not just a passive claim. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:40 PM (krQz2) 202
Ms. Rachel has been an activist even as a teen growing up in Maine. She met her 'Broadway' hubby in a Unitarian church. She likes press.
The Tab, 'Omg! Ms Rachel’s net worth proves why she’s one of 2025’s most influential creators' She’s loaded Published 5 months ago. Snopes, Ms. Rachel rumor claims she sued comedian Druski over parody video. Here's what we know, April 2025. April 2025, she had a 2nd child with her husband via surrogate. AI Overview: Ms. Rachel, also known as Rachel Griffin-Accurso, has built a massive children's educational media empire with an estimated net worth frequently cited between $10 million and $50 million. Her income streams include substantial YouTube ad revenue (estimated at $10–$20 million annually), merchandise, and partnerships, with over 16 million subscribers and 12 billion views. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (NFX2v) 203
179 We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hKadN) Oh it doesn’t need to be a criminal offense, it can be handled much more simply. Just pay a $100 bounty to anyone who can prove that they beat the shit out of someone doing that, and also indemnify anyone who collects a bounty from any further legal action of any kind. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 07:45 PM (IUuBi) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:47 PM (/LXUT) 205
***I think men should be tested for estrogen and if they have too much, like this pussy, they should be drafted into a special military unit. In war, they will be projectiles.***
--- The Fodder unit. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:49 PM (/LXUT) 206
>>>❄️ Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end in May sometime.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow --- Looks like cold weather is moving in faster than predicted. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:52 PM (/LXUT) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:54 PM (/LXUT) 208
A mysterious 'Dorito-shaped' object has been spotted flying over Groom Lake (aka Area 51) at night:
I, for one, welcome our new junk food overlords. Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 07:56 PM (Fs0KI) 209
My heart goes out to the ICE agents though tiny tubby made a huge fool of herself.
I notice half the women standing around laughing at the little screamer also had masks on, and they were simply entertained by something like that getting away with that mouth. I worked with a woman exactly like her, a PhD. Born in another country; given every opportunity in the US for education and took it; gave the impression she knew all ever written about hazardous waste/emergency response YET never visited/inspected such a site on-the-job. Worthless in work, even as a fed, though excelling in meeting attendance. Somehow, she had a wonderful husband - kind but looking trapped. 🤷♀️ Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 08:08 PM (NFX2v) 210
Say something bad a bout America.
Well I think it is disgusting that democrat federal judges think they are the chief executive and commander in chief. Also that people are fighting our federal law enforcement deporting known criminals and child abuses along with the fraud that somali... NO!! I don't mean that I mea SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO MY ANSWER YOU PUSSY. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 23, 2026 09:10 PM (xvV+O) Microplastics: The Invisible Killers
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