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Watch The Media Downplay Coronavirus and Repeatedly Claim It's Less Dangerous Than the Common Flu
Plus: Trump Presser, Continued
The presser continues here.
The same media that repeatedly attacks Trump for "lying" when he said the coronavirus might turn out to be less deadly for the flu seems to have overlooked their own lies -- they say that mistaken guesses are lies, so their bad guesses are lies too -- in claiming the same thing. Over and over and over again. I especially like seeing Dr. Anderson Cooper weighing in.New SuperCut: FLASHBACK: Watch the Media Downplay the Coronavirushttps://t.co/Iv5mTYmmse pic.twitter.com/idNyJsXY3x
— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) April 1, 2020
The New York Times is Pathetic.
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) April 3, 2020
They actually published an article in February titled "Who Says It's Not Safe To Travel To China?"
Left Wing Hacks pic.twitter.com/IvlyKtnEES
Flashback to Jan 28th:
— TV News HQ (@TVNewsHQ) April 3, 2020
• @TuckerCarlson: “Why am I watching impeachment coverage all day?"
• @SenTomCotton: "I suspect that months from now or perhaps even years from now when people look back at this time, coronavirus will be considered the bigger story than impeachment.” pic.twitter.com/yxPBrVQ9iV
The same lunatic Russia “expert” who fell for, & promoted, the pee-pee tape dossier humiliated himself AGAIN! This is lunatic-Tom attacking Sen. Cotton weeks ago for warning America about the possible origins of the Wuhan Virus. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/AIvW73ObNj
— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) April 3, 2020
Are we not "all in this together" for total lockdown and massive government measures? What happened?
— Jordan Schachtel (@JordanSchachtel) April 3, 2020
If you want to know who rules you, ask who it is who's not quarantined during a pandemic.Our all-knowing political masters have decided to keep airports open, the subways (Petri dish inside of a Petri dish) & buses operating, trains moving, etc. That's our "scientific" approach.
— Jordan Schachtel (@JordanSchachtel) April 3, 2020
You over there in flyover country: lock yourself in your house, in the name of science.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Yo! at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (j9HX3)
They downplay the Peking Panic Pox now that all their estimates of death and destruction are going to be seen as a crock of shit and that will make Trump look like a hero.
LIFT THE LOCKDOWN.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (j9HX3)
Hope it was long, painful and messy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (uS2EJ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (+I/ez)
agree skip - out where I am anyway
I have some friends in center city tho - and they are saying the stores are elbow to elbow there still. if I were THEM I'd wear a mask
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (+oVP5)
Ask Joe "is that a dead intern in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (B2aG8)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (4a9Vv)
My plan, a five gallon bucket on my head !
Posted by: Yo! at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (uZuKb)
oh gosh he was way more than that
he was a humanitarian!
wait no he was a human-murderer I mean!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (4a9Vv)
---
Then, compost heap.
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: filbert at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (NiXyF)
Because this isn't a real quarantine. If it was, you would get government mandated groceries tossed off at your doorstep. What we have is a farce.
Posted by: trev006 at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (0HpOW)
If we closed NYC, Washington state, and California a month ago, the rest of the country could be living normal lives today.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (yDBK2)
at least Iblis is gettin' laid tonight.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
Woo-hoo! Champagne all-around. One commie murderer down, many more to go!
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (Eicbe)
"He's a real busty silver-dollar nipple man,
living in his busty silver-dollar nipple land,
making all his busty silver-dollar nipple plans,
for nobody..."
- - The Silver-Dollar Beatles
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (pS94+)
He's now recommending curing the corona virus with Truvada.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (N9G0H
I'm surprised you haven't. I would, but my Rolodex of slutty teenagers was confiscated.
Posted by: trev006 at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:10 PM (4a9Vv)
What did he ask?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (5bxa0)
"Who dropped the ball?"
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:10 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Jim Acosta at April 03, 2020 06:10 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
Woo-hoo! Champagne all-around. One commie murderer down, many more to go!
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (N9G0H)
Great news!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:10 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (85Gof)
This is the answer to many questions.
Winning!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:10 PM (55d/e)
Time to bring streaking back in vogue!
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
Fastest thing on two feet
(Boogity, boogity)
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2020 06:10 PM (Z+IKu)
Evidently not
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:10 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (ykYG2)
Couldn't risk it being called the "gay disease"
So, it's not the Wuhan Virus or the Chinese Flu-- it's the New York City Flu.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (BeEsQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: corn and beans at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Rose at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (f/Wek)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (j9HX3)
Hope it was long, painful and messy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (pS94+)
A couple lines of history would be helpful, for those of us who can't keep straight the nearly endless supply of rogues.
What's this one's claim to fame?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (s6M7E)
Meanwhile, the Swedes are laughing at us.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (Tnijr)
Evidently not
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:10 PM (5bxa0)
Or the one's answered the first day.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)
Well, seeing as I don't have the WuFlu, although I might have had it and gotten over it, my wearing a mask isn't going to protect anyone else. But I do have a handful of "non-toxic particle" masks, and I suppose I could dedicate one of those for making the sheeple feel good if I have to go to the store.
But if they are going to make the damned masks mandatory, they might as well open the bars and restaurants, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: White House Press Corpse Morning Affirmation at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (l3+k2)
If Trump or his press secretary opened every briefing with a short video mashup of the media's ludicrous irresponsibility and mendacity of the day before or the week before it would completely change the dynamic of hunter-hunted now in American politics. It would put THEM on the fucking defensive.
But we would never do that.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (hku12)
He used to be called Finkel?
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (BeEsQ)
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: azalea city at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (j9HX3)
Great! Did they cut him up and stick him in a steamer trunk too?
One less asshoe in the world.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (BeEsQ)
She married Joe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (j9HX3)
Hope it was long, painful and messy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (pS94+)
A couple lines of history would be helpful, for those of us who can't keep straight the nearly endless supply of rogues.
What's this one's claim to fame?
Posted by: BurtTC
Hippy-dippy far-left activist in the '70s who (Falsely claimed that he) came up with the idea of "Earth Day," who later went on to murder some girl, then blame the murder on the US govt. A real scumbag.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (BeEsQ)
---
And his holder didn't always get the laces out.
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (WDPb/)
Sometimes every rational and reasonable circuit is just switched off, as with Obama, so that no debacle however obvious and self-inflicted even got a mention, much less a tough question.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (BeEsQ)
She married Joe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (pS94+)
Ha!
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (aS1PU)
No.
Wait.
It doesn't.
Because Teh Poors who do all the icky nasty grunt work live out in the outer boroughs and have to have some way to get into Manhattan, I mean, the parts of Manhattan that count, to pick up the garbage and prepare the food for take out and whatever else it is that they do.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (NWiLs)
What's this one's claim to fame?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (hku12)
Butchered his girlfriend and fled to France.
Also, the enviro Commie who started Earth Day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (El6T/)
Couldn't risk it being called the "gay disease"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (vPKfA)
That was infuriating, wasn't it?
And the fruits were pushing (?) the notion that AIDS would spread to the normal population, obviously in an effort to hijack the public health agenda of the country so they could keep indulging in their repellent practices.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)
expect this to be leading news on CNN.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Redenzo at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Yo! at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (uZuKb)
.........
Better drill a couple eyeholes so you can stay 6 feet away from people.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (LWu6U)
you ought to be ashamed.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (pS94+)
And fixed it for Lenin's birthday. Coincidence? I doubt it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (LWu6U)
No.
Wait.
It doesn't.
Because Teh Poors who do all the icky nasty grunt work live out in the outer boroughs and have to have some way to get into Manhattan, I mean, the parts of Manhattan that count, to pick up the garbage and prepare the food for take out and whatever else it is that they do.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (GbPPJ)
I had to ride the other day and the only people on the train were bums with really horrid diseases and the insane.
Thank you De Bolshevik.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (j9HX3)
About 40 years too late, and it should have been dancing at the end of a rope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (GBIWQ)
the states have their stockpile.
They ought to have stockpiles.
Federalism #194
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (WDPb/)
We need to round them all up and forcefully hold them against their will, until the virus is gone.
I was referring to Progda, not infected people.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: EveR at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: The Prez at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: 80's music fan at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (glGDV)
Bury him in a trunk in a closet.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (oVJmc)
Send him to Greta Thunberg as a gift horse...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (pS94+)
You over there in flyover country: lock yourself in your house, in the name of science.
--
Funny, that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Meanwhile, he's treating Jimmy Acosta the way we treat our favorite trolls.
Like cat toys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (iJVGX)
****
They are stoopid people, to them the questions are pretty smart
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: The Prez at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (l3+k2)
"Press is asshoe."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (pS94+)
Hard to see how you adapt to this situation without catastrophic disruption.
Suburbs, people using cars, very different.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: azalea city at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (iGH3U)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (GbPPJ)
Exactly. The whole thing is a farce, and the only reason I haven't started working through the List is because the President is almost certainly going to take advantage of this to shorten his own List.
Posted by: trev006 at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (+fPHo)
That's the problem. It's a status thing for these reporters to diss Trump.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (GBIWQ)
104-year-old WW2 vet was just cleared and released from hospital.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (pS94+)
You destroy my savings , destroy my job, destroy my life, destroy the country and now you want me to strap paper on my face like some Chicom dog-eater???
Arrest me , motherfuckers. Or kill me.
Mask free or DIE.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (pyXq5)
DEAR LORD....just destroy us now. I can no longer take this.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (cF8AT)
No didn't look it up.
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Whadda mean I gotta stop shipping rifles to Germany, Italy and Japan?
Winchester/Remington/Colt circa 1942
Posted by: Archer at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (gmo/4)
Butchered his girlfriend and fled to France.
Also, the enviro Commie who started Earth Day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Apparently, he didn't even actually invent Earth Day, he just falsely claimed credit for it:
https://www.phillymag.com/news/2015/04/22/ ira-einhorn-not-founder-earth-day/
"No, Ira Einhorn Is Not the Founder of Earth Day
There's ample evidence convicted murderer Ira Einhorn did not found Earth Day, but don't expect the story to go away anytime soon.
...
Much to our dismay, we now find that Einhorn, the self-styled hippie guru and alleged murderer of Holly Maddux, has been taking credit for initiating or organizing Earth Day. He is not telling the truth. A group of very dedicated young people worked very hard to organize Earth Day, but Einhorn was not one of them. In fact, Einhorn was asked to leave several meetings of the organizing committee that he attempted to disrupt. He was not welcome there, nor did he contribute in any material way to the committee's activities."
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:20 PM (pS94+)
Couldn't risk it being called the "gay disease"
So, it's not the Wuhan Virus or the Chinese Flu-- it's the New York City Flu.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (vPKfA)
And wasn't Dr.Fauci a prominent advocate of that particular lie?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2020 06:20 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 06:20 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: EveR at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (ZZDMQ)
.........
Can she be deported back there?
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:20 PM (v0R5T)
DEAR LORD....just destroy us now. I can no longer take this.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (cF8AT)
That's the moment I would Harold Saxon the lot of those cunts.
Posted by: trev006 at April 03, 2020 06:20 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 06:20 PM (MxEKc)
You destroy my savings , destroy my job, destroy my life, destroy the country and now you want me to strap paper on my face like some Chicom dog-eater???
Arrest me , motherfuckers. Or kill me.
Mask free or DIE.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (pyXq5)
No, noone wants you to wear a mask on pain of arrest. It's a recommendation.
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:20 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:20 PM (+fPHo)
So we'll have to deal with their narc asses for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (WDPb/)
Couldn't risk it being called the "gay disease"
--
And wasn't Dr.Fauci a prominent advocate of that particular lie?
--
SHUT UP HOMOPHONE!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: BurtTC
Hippy-dippy far-left activist in the '70s who (Falsely claimed that he) came up with the idea of "Earth Day," who later went on to murder some girl, then blame the murder on the US govt. A real scumbag.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (N9G0H)
Thanks, I had a vague recollection. Now time to forget this person ever lived.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (hku12)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (pyXq5)
I know not, what others may do; but for me, give me mask liberty or give me death!
Posted by: Archer at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (gmo/4)
That's Biden who said that!!!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (55d/e)
Right? Is that where that dickweed gets his info for a question? If so, just shoot him. Dipshit.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Weasel at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: CN at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (5wOoy)
aren't you LUCKY! she GRACED you rubes with her PRESENCE!
rrrrrrrrrr
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (pS94+)
Credit?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (iJVGX)
Johnson, this damn war, etc
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (WDPb/)
I hate these people.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (ptqGC)
--
No one WANTS to arrest you, citizen. These men with guns are simply authorized to.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (1R1vy)
fine they don't have to take it then. darwin at work.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: EveR at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (ZZDMQ)
Need more details.
Is she cute?
Does she have perky jugs?
Does she like almost middle-aged truckers?
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (BeEsQ)
@weijia
@CBSNews
White House Correspondent.
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (55d/e)
If she coughs the place will empty out in a stampede.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (H8QX
I hope they continue letting their inner asshoes shine through.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (s6M7E)
R - "Mr. President, there's a rumor that . . . "
T - "Excuse me, there's a what?"
R - "There's a rumor that . . ."
T - "Excuse me, there's a what?"
R - "There's a rumor that . . ."
T - "There's that word you're using, what does it mean?"
R - "There's a rumor that . . ."
T - "There's that word again!"
R - "There's a rumor that . . ."
T, Birx, Pence, and anybody else at the podium segue into a Monty Python and the Holy Grail Knights Who Say Ni riff.
Posted by: filbert at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (GbPPJ)
And the NY Times is bitching because the deplorables in flyover country are *gasp* driving more than 3 miles instead of sitting cooped up in little apartments.
I drove 10 miles round trip today to go to a park and walk. I got in my (safe, clean) car, drove to the lakefront and didn't get within 6 ft of anybody. Hell I didn't get within 16 ft. of anybody. But the NY Times acts like all the deplorables are driving around going to parties.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (d6Ksn)
Weijia Jiang
@weijia
·
51m
NEW: Trump says the @CDCgov
is recommending Americans wear a cloth to cover their faces, but he wants to emphasize it's voluntary and medical masks should be saved for healthcare workers.
Personally, he doesn't think he's going to do it.
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (55d/e)
Yeah.
And no one was gonna REALLY close the restaurants on pain of arrest.
And no one was gonna REALLY close business on pain of arrest.
And no one was gonna REALLY close the schools on pain of arrest.
And no one was gonna REALLY close AMERICA on pain of arrest.
Absolutely NO ONE.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: EveR at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM
Best to burn her at the stake like a witch then be subjected to what the rest of the country is getting
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Weasel at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (MVjcR)
It is "Asshoe," according to the authority--the Moron Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (1R1vy)
Homophone? All this time I've been using my shoe. Missed it by that >< much.
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (l3+k2)
No... That would be Nancy signing the impeachment papers
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Weasel at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (MVjcR)
An ass hoe is more of a spreading device.
An ass ho is either Don's rear or Buttigeg.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: EveR at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (ZZDMQ)
.........
Burn the witch!
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: ghbucky at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: CN at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (5wOoy)
Yeah, if you take 15X the recommended dose.
And these people vote. Explains a lot, doesn't it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (iJVGX)
2. Trump is underreacting.
3. We have to investigate Trump's conduct of the reaction.
4. We're working on it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: White House Press Corpse Morning Affirmation at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (l3+k2)
I believe this is the actual word-for-word chant that Progda does every single day.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: filbert at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: ghbucky at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (s9Eo
Can anyone loan her some brass knuckles?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (ZCEU2)
****
Tom Hanks said it was similar to a cold that made him more tired than normal. He is 63
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (85Gof)
-
A literal plague of locusts.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (+fPHo)
On the the other hand, outlaw face colander time is getting closer and closer.
Gotta shop.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)
Say what you want about the reconstruction-era Klan, but they did manage to drive out the carpetbaggers. I can't for a minute imagine they would be intimidated by some fucking Karen.
Unless she was the one leading them, and that would be possible.
Posted by: trev006 at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (0HpOW)
2. Trump is underreacting.
3. We have to investigate Trump's conduct of the reaction.
4. We're working on it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (XrCyE)
5.
6.
7.
8. Hillary is President!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (A5zUN)
You mean like the bullshit spewed on your network, Fredo?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: CN at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (5wOoy)
Yeah, if you take 15X the recommended dose.
-----
Just like water.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: ghbucky at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (s9Eo
Can anyone loan her some brass knuckles?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (iJVGX)
Skilzzz, she has no need of bra....Trump slaps him down
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:26 PM (WDPb/)
I seem to be OK, although admittedly I survived the tax cuts. It's a standard malaria prophylaxis. The loons are exactly that.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:26 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:26 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (h1jJh)
Years or IQ points?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:26 PM (iJVGX)
"Mr. President, thank you for saving millions of American lives by not stressing people out and showing us all how to chill out by golfing and partying with Beyonce and Jay-Z."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (Ckg4U)
And they wonder why everyone hates them.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (N9G0H)
Scarcely matters, does it? Earth Day is a Commie festival, full stop. Let Einhorn wear it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: azalea city at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (WX+x0)
They just cant seem to find a way to trip them up.
Posted by: ghbucky at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (1R1vy)
Enemedia: What about undocumented folks who are sick, how are we helping them?
Trump: We'll talk about that some other time.
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (85Gof)
Well done. Noun, adverb, and adjective.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (8fB/R)
alex, exactly the dilemma of a set-up like NYC.
Hard to see how you adapt to this situation without catastrophic disruption.
Suburbs, people using cars, very different.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (El6T/)
BC and I were texting about this today. There was a picture making the rounds on social media of a packed subway train and everyone was snarking about it.
Well, for my snarking about it, what the hell are people supposed to do to get around in an area like NYC that is built around mass transit. Walk in from Queens?
There's a reason how the hell are we going to get out of NYC without getting killed by our fellow residents is a feature in many, many, many apocalyptic books.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (El6T/)
Every eight days, an order of magnitude (that's just fancy talk for time ten) increase in infections and deaths. For a virus that can live for days on steel and plastic and hours in the air. People can carry it for two weeks before they show symptoms.
Given those numbers - trying to stop this is useless. Better effort would be spent working our asses off producing as much as we can - before 2% of us die.
But - that's not what we're doing. The official response does not match their message.
We are being lied to.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (/LX46)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (+fPHo)
Birx is slapping the shit out of Acosta.
Posted by: ghbucky at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (s9Eo
All that will be left is a suit.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (s6M7E)
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (JFO2v)
They just want that headline. They do not care about coverage or the people.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (LWu6U)
Smug insufferably pricks...even the women. Actually, especially the women.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (zr5Kq)
And they wonder why everyone hates them.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (ZLI7S)
If the Founders knew the First Amendment would prevent those pricks from taking a savage beating every single day, they'd have made some clarifications, you betcha.
Posted by: trev006 at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: EveR at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (ZZDMQ)
.........
Burn the witch!
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
Works for me
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 03, 2020 06:29 PM (BiXrp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2020 06:29 PM (xGPKX)
Trump, please bring a gun to these pressers. Just come out and lay it on the podium.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2020 06:29 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (85Gof)
Well done. Noun, adverb, and adjective.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (aS1PU)
Grammar advice yep
Marriage advice in spades
Sex advice take yo chances
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2020 06:29 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (85Gof)
Well done. Noun, adverb, and adjective.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (aS1PU)
Which fuck? THAT fuck!
Where the fuck do you throw him? The fuck out!
How do you fucking throw him? On his fucking head!
This would have made English in elementary school more exciting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:29 PM (A5zUN)
Smug insufferably pricks...even the women. Actually, especially the women.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)
yep
and I'm getting texts from people who are equally seething.
People see what the media are.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (svbBD)
..........
Well, the midget wrestlers are all wearing masks.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (v0R5T)
That's Biden who said that!!!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (55d/e)
Right? Is that where that dickweed gets his info for a question? If so, just shoot him. Dipshit.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:21 PM (cF8AT)
----
If it was me?
Excuse me, before I answer your question, I am trying to figure out who is stupider? That senile old man for even thinking that, or you, a supposedly professional journalist for even thinking that was a valid question when we are dealing with an attack by a vicious virus, a hard hit economy, and the deaths of thousands before their time.
And the answer, that VP Biden and former Senator should know is that the checks get signed by an Auto-Pen, at the rate of thousands per hour. And they are signed with the signature of the Secretary of the Treasury.
Fucking Idiot! mumbled under breath.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (WDPb/)
Shorter version: "Look at me!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (4a9Vv)
=====
Alls well. Showing him the ropes. Should be up to speed after orientation next week.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (iydjf)
This county has lots of old folks, terrible medical facilities and, IMO, strange place for an urban Millennial to go, in the first place. Like Ace said, why are we self quarantined when those most likely to be infected aren't?
Posted by: EveR at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (WDPb/)
Trump should just start calling everyone of them Dick.
Dick? No, *pointing* the other Dick.
Dick? I answered your question, Dick.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: klaftern at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (RuIsu)
in flyover country are *gasp* driving more than 3 miles instead of
sitting cooped up in little apartments.
I drove 10 miles round trip today to go to a park and walk. I got
in my (safe, clean) car, drove to the lakefront and didn't get within 6
ft of anybody. Hell I didn't get within 16 ft. of anybody. But the NY
Times acts like all the deplorables are driving around going to parties.
Posted by: DonnaV at April 03, 2020 06:23 PM (d6Ksn)
Something shocking that the NY Times may not know: Driving your car on a regular basis is a good idea to keep it functioning properly.
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (nRNOc)
Bury him in a trunk in a closet.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (oVJmc)
Send him to Greta Thunberg as a gift horse...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (pS94+)
*snort*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (sy5kK)
.....
Ever been to an Emergency room?Trust me... they're getting treated, and probably before I would
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (aS1PU)
Sentence status: diagrammed.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (XzT/D)
Smug insufferably pricks...even the women. Actually, especially the women.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)
I was just about to type the same thing.
Posted by: ghbucky at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (85Gof)
Well done. Noun, adverb, and adjective.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (aS1PU)
Which fuck? THAT fuck!
Where the fuck do you throw him? The fuck out!
How do you fucking throw him? On his fucking head!
This would have made English in elementary school more exciting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:29 PM (A5zUN)
... until you had to diagram all of those sentences.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: corn and beans at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (XUvmW)
"We're giving them documents certifying that they are in fact sick. Next question."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (pyXq5)
Like Ace said. Because they RULE you.
The Empire State - the name is a clue
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:30 PM (+fPHo)
Trump should have said, "Are you an anti-semite"?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (8fB/R)
--
Anyone else remember when their children went through that stage around age eight?
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (1R1vy)
Tell us more why you don't want to wear a mask.
stupid reporter
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (85Gof)
Well done. Noun, adverb, and adjective.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (aS1PU)
Which fuck? THAT fuck!
Where the fuck do you throw him? The fuck out!
How do you fucking throw him? On his fucking head!
This would have made English in elementary school more exciting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:29 PM (A5zUN)
See Dick
See Dick in Vagina
SJwhores
Not all men have dicks
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (JFO2v)
.........
We are sending them to China which should make you very happy.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Amber Heard at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (fRokw)
Smug insufferably pricks...even the women. Actually, especially the women.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)
God I detest the these assholes posing as journalists.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)
They all got the "Ours" memo. "Act like you have no idea what was said, you can do it!"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (8fB/R)
Oh, I was reading last night, the King of Thailand is self-isolating....in a Alpine luxury hotel he rented all for himself.
And his 20 concubines and all-female servants. Now, has 4 official wives, and he apparently left the wives behind and just took the concubines.
As Mel Brooks observed, it's good to be the king.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (f1Vqw)
cnn.com/2020/04/03/americas/venezuela-navy-cruise-liner-incident-intl/index.html
NEIN.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (ZCEU2)
I hate these people. Truly hate them. I know I shouldn't...but I do.
Smug insufferably pricks...even the women. Actually, especially the women.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)
Come sit with me. My husband made a major run to the liquor store today, and I'm having Herradura Tequila Silver over ice with lots of fresh lime.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
prevent those pricks from taking a savage beating every single day,
they'd have made some clarifications, you betcha.
Posted by: trev006 at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (0HpOW)
They did.
The fuckers on TV were never "The Press". The notion of protecting the press was pretty simple. You were protected from using your press and ink from getting seized by Government.
Never was it implied that cranking your press to state "Your Mom is a Whore" was without consequences. But you were free to state "Your Government is a Whore" all day long.
As long as you could pay for the ink a paper.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (/LX46)
Posted by: Amber Heard at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (fRokw)
*****
We have been dealing with them. I would give you details, but it is undocumented.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Fritz at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (wiXsO)
Definitely not hot.
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Qf83p)
I read that as head
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
why don't you ask him how he wipes his ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (85Gof)
"Mr. President, do you have a sufficient supply of TP in the White House? How long will your supply hold out? And what happens to that supply if you order in from Chipotle?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (iJVGX)
https://tinyurl.com/txxss54
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (kE3dB)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
Woo-hoo! Champagne all-around. One commie murderer down, many more to go!
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (N9G0H)
Great news!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
terrific news. I had to look him up on Wikipedia, but now I'm happy he's in hell.
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (PbpT7)
It's not like Trump is going out grocery shopping in common crowds. Why the fuck should he be wearing a mask around the White House grounds? Idiots.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (iGH3U)
Definitely not hot.
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Qf83p)
I wonder if she looked at Johnny Depp like Ajax does at me when he is taking a poop?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (r+sAi)
No, no, no, some bluecheck on twitter said a doctor told him that they had their first case where someone died because there was no ventilator and when I (and many others) said name it we were screeched at about how dare we want the doctor to get fired!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (XEC2p)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (55d/e)
Then tell them the White House requires all media to wear them. Starting immediately.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Fritz at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (95j/9)
Is that you, Cuomo?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (iJVGX)
Interesting.
And a nice blackjack to have in your pocket when you're talking with your "friends, really, a great guy, I love him!".
Heh.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (El6T/)
These people don't learn.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
*sticks very long straw through USB port*
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (cF8AT)
And between the two of them they are doing more damage to our country than the Chinese Communists ever dreamed of .
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (pyXq5)
.........
We loan them a shovel to dig their graves with.
Posted by: CHINA at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (MxEKc)
Oh, I was reading last night, the King of Thailand is self-isolating....in a Alpine luxury hotel he rented all for himself.
And his 20 concubines and all-female servants. Now, has 4 official wives, and he apparently left the wives behind and just took the concubines.
As Mel Brooks observed, it's good to be the king.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (f1Vqw)
king dick does not suck itself
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (PbpT7)
He was also an insufferable prick. An honorary journalist.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (r+sAi)
Given the quality of the salsa manufactured in "NEW YORK CITY?", who wouldn't go looking for better?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Amber Heard
That's what makes them good men, Amber. You can't beat them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (SchxB)
https://tinyurl.com/tdbhyf8
My husband nearly choked to death laughing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (l3+k2)
****
Count de Monet: "Your Majesty, you look like the lowly piss-boy!"
King Louis XVI: "And you look like a bucket of shit!"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (xGPKX)
He fell on his sword. Pure and simple.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (/LX46)
"I'm sorry, I couldn't make out your question due to the mask you're wearing so that I don't have to hear your question."
"Next question. You, with the mask on..."
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (XzT/D)
Definitely not hot.
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Qf83p)
That's hot!
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Weasel at April 03, 2020 06:22 PM (MVjcR)
-----------------------------------
It depends on the gender.
But, as with most Indo-European languages, you use the masculine form (asshoe) when gender is unknown or unspecified.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (M/9m0)
PDT looks tired--never thought I would say that. But I suspect that he would be in much better shape if he didn't take questions from these idiots everyday.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (sGotD)
We're allowing them to jump the queue for the trebuchet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (iJVGX)
Definitely not hot.
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Qf83p)
I wonder if she looked at Johnny Depp like Ajax does at me when he is taking a poop?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:33 PM (A5zUN)
.........
and if she scooted across the carpet afterwards?
Posted by: CHINA at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
you encourage your people, by example, to stay calm and carry on
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (XzT/D)
heh
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (55d/e)
My husband nearly choked to death laughing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (T09ml)
What's he done now?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Einhorn. Ein Horn. One horn.
German is such a poetic language. Full of subtlety.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (v0R5T)
PDT looks tired--never thought I would say that. But I suspect that he would be in much better shape if he didn't take questions from these idiots everyday.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (sGotD)
I can't imagine interrupting and/or arguing with the President of the United States.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (iJVGX)
He bid for the interview/book contract/lecture/hero circuit. Pure and simple.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (XzT/D)
lolgf, you just can't make this shit up.
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (l3+k2)
with mom jeans and a bike helmit
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (WDPb/)
had their first case where someone died because there was no ventilator
and when I (and many others) said name it we were screeched at about how
dare we want the doctor to get fired!
---
But it was exactly one patient, right?
Because if it was at all common, you'd see family members parading the TV stations screaming about it and signing book deals.
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (kOpft)
He fell on his sword. Pure and simple.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (/LX46)
NO, he acted stupidly and got what he deserved
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (pyXq5)
I love my president.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (LIhNq)
This is why the media should still be there.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (XUvmW)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (XrCyE)
possible. Some people think losing Trump 2020 isn't national death
anyway. Some people don't recognize stalls, dis-information or PDT just
hasn't found the next winning move yet.
What? I'm going to type that much and not re-post it?
Posted by: DaveA at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (85Gof)
+1
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (XzT/D)
lol, Venezuela's navy tried to pirate a German cruise ship :
cnn.com/2020/04/03/americas/venezuela-navy-cruise-liner-incident-intl/index.html
NEIN.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (ykYG2)
Ramming an ice-capable ship is a bad idea.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (s6M7E)
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-zoom-filter-makes-it-look-like-youre-wearing-clothes
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (GbPPJ)
youtube.com/watch?v=8kAWNQafNrk
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (iJVGX)
~~~~~
Same here. Their arrogance is just stunning.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Amber Heard
Some celebrities, when you see them up-close and in-person, suddenly don't look very attractive anymore: You can see all their pimples and wrinkles and the heavy make-up job that made them seem appealing on camera.
Amber heard, however, is not one of those celebrities. I actually saw her up-close in-person once (at some fundraiser thing in Palm Springs) and she was one of those rare people who's actually MORE attractive in person than the photos reveal. Whatever else one might say about her, and however crazy she may be, she's unbelievably beautiful when seen up close. Bone structure, I guess -- no way to fake that.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:37
------------------------
Agree.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (TdMsT)
There will be an investigation.
I don't think there's much mystery as to how it will turn out.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (85Gof)
Well done. Noun, adverb, and adjective.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (aS1PU)
Which fuck? THAT fuck!
Where the fuck do you throw him? The fuck out!
How do you fucking throw him? On his fucking head!
This would have made English in elementary school more exciting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:29 PM (A5zUN)
The single most effective and flexible word in the English language is "*uck.
Nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, connectives, pronouns and prepositions.
All using a version of *uck.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (XUvmW)
LOL!
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (cF8AT)
Seriously the man does more with one plan than the Joker does with ten, and yet gets no respect.
Posted by: BourbonChicken with Face Colander at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (LxTcq)
I wish there was a big computer screen in back of the podium, pre-loaded with a supply of bullshit headlines from each MSM outlet in that presser.
So when Jim Acosta asks a BS question, behind the President we'd see an array of bullshit phony headlines from CNN. Same with the NYt and CBS.
Posted by: vivi at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (11H2y)
Johnston Atoll needs a new commander
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (xGPKX)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (+oVP5)
it will be worse.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (WDPb/)
lol Jane!! I was gonna make a Tequila stop at my local grocery who
always has my brand on sale. It's been spitting rain and snow all day
and I said hell no. Ran into a local liquor store and paid more than I
wanted to but hey.. I saved my hair from looking like Rosanne rosanna
danna.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (dUJdY)
Cheers, girlfriend! My hair appointments are canceled for the foreseeable future by Mayor Fucktard. I can't wait to see the fat, greasy Obama wanna be at his next presser, with his well-trimmed hair.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (85Gof)
+1
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (XzT/D)
+2
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (ZCEU2)
These people don't learn.
******
They can't, it's part of being stoopid
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (h1jJh)
Assume 'the flu' is HIN1, SARS, MERS, bird flu, or swine flu.
For people diagnosed with the Sino Sinus Syphillis (TM)...
a) Is the hospitalization rate lower or higher than 'the flu'?
b) Is the fatality rate lower or higher than 'the flu'?
Please show your work or cite your references.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (C+yOi)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (WDPb/)
.........
Hopefully into something skimpy.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (LWu6U)
The Fauci and Birx Modeling Agency.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (pyXq5)
Let me know when you have better projections.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (XUvmW)
He fell on his sword. Pure and simple.Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:36 PM (/LX46)
Indeed. He deserves something great as a follow on to his Navy career.
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (kE3dB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (N9G0H)
Yeah. She's great. Until she's pooping on your bed and then whacking you upside the head with a frying pan!
Posted by: Johnny Depp at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (55d/e)
And his 20 concubines and all-female servants. Now, has 4 official wives, and he apparently left the wives behind and just took the concubines.
As Mel Brooks observed, it's good to be the king.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 06:32 PM (f1Vqw)
What does the King of Thailand use when playing bondage games?
Concubinder twine.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (TdMsT)
They're the best, aren't they? That picture.....omg.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (dUJdY)
----------------------------------------------
I'll tell you one thing.
In S Korea you cannot travel from Seoul (or other hot spots) to other cities/areas without a well-monitored, two-week quarantine.
My daughter is living in a city a couple of hours from Seoul and can't visit it. But the yuuuge compensation is that the city she's in ( 1 1/2 million people) has almost no Kung Flu.
Yep. Why aren't we doing that with NYC?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (XrCyE)
------------
A little bit in the ONT, but even Morons are still trying to process the level of stupidity like this before commenting effectively.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: vivi at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (kE3dB)
He will get exactly what he deserves: Retirement
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)
It's not about moving elections for hurricanes or pandemics.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (iJVGX)
(I haven't been on all day - did someone beat me to that one?)
Posted by: goatexchange at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (iUjXP)
There is no reason not to require an ID to vote unless you want to cheat. Period.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Jim Acosta's interruption of Dr. Birx is an example of how CNN's echo-journalism model is destroying the media's credibility. Every question from Acosta is an effort to score points rather than elicit information. It is a press pandemic that continues to rage without relief.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (WEBkv)
Voter ID
Vote in person
I'm starting to like this president
Also - ONE DAY of voting - ya know, how we survived, somehow, for 2 centuries
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (El6T/)
A huge stack of his remaindered memoirs on a Costco table for $7.99 a pop could count as great. For some values of 'great.'
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
These days 'models' are either fey guys nancing about, overweight ladies, or rail thin anorexics, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: db
My savings are gone. My business is gone. I am imprisoned in my home and I can't find toilet paper.
My projection is go fuck yourself.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (cF8AT)
And is idiotic to boot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (iJVGX)
They're the best, aren't they? That picture.....omg.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
It's hysterical.
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (XzT/D)
It could be both.
Can I imagine his ass seizing the moment to make a "look at me" statement ? Yes.
Can I imagine his ass screaming for help while the Pentagon says "nothing to see here, move on" ? Yes.
Can I imagine nobody in charge here being a hero while a ship full of sailors eat a germ and over-react because their chain of command is no better than anything we're seeing in the civilian sector ?
You bet your ass I can. Pure and simple.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (/LX46)
Posted by: Amber Heard at April 03, 2020 06:31 PM (fRokw)
Yeesh.
If someone shit in your bed, it better be because they're dead and their bowels relaxed.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (z0XD8)
That is some quality NORK-level crazy there, Maduro.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Vote proudly, he said.
That's my President!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (L3Rsz)
Voter ID, everybody should show up in person with an ID to vote.
Thank you very much, see you tomorrow, and fuck you all sideways with enraged porcupines. Thank you.
Posted by: filbert at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: vivi at April 03, 2020 06:41 PM (11H2y))
..........
That makes sense, so forget it.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace
Something you might have noticed on wiki:
"Einhorn's bail was reduced to $40,000 at the request of his attorney Arlen Specter."
Yes, the sleazeball Specter who kept switching parties because he had no moral compass or ideology other than "get re-elected" was Einhorn's attorney and the person responsible for him being on the lm for 23 years. Classic, but predictable behavior from an amoral politician.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (N9G0H)
They had some xpert saying government should have a national central supply of medical shit.
Wait wait we did this with FEMA and Katrina. Finally Bush asked Home Depot and Walmart to get supplies out. They did.
Interesting side story. My buddy did security at HD. The President of HD said keep them safe. He calls up ex mil buddy and says no rioting or violence at HD. Guys with ARs show up. Zero Violence.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (A5zUN)
--------------
*checks Amazon bikini ad*
Not sure what you're getting on your browser...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (El6T/)
Starting??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)
I would expect that he aspires to something greater.
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (kE3dB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (dNzKv)
My projection is go fuck yourself.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (pyXq5)
I'm very sorry for you, but that doesn't give you incites as to how to deal with a pandemic better than Trump's advisers.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (XUvmW)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (ja/kn)
And on a unsecure network with civilian friends CCed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: corn and beans at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (tkNkP)
Like cat toys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:17 PM (ptqGC)
Thread winner
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Not really.
Black Farmer.
Someone who sells his farm products on the black market.
Posted by: aisleBbach at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (/LQkF)
He does... Metaphorically speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)
I would expect that he aspires to something greater.
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (kE3dB)
He can aspire to what ever he wants, but the die has been cast and he should start packing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (8fB/R)
HEY! You can't ask sensible questions like that!!!
(but thank you)
Posted by: Caliban at April 03, 2020 06:47 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Not really.
Black Farmer.
Someone who sells his farm products on the black market.
Posted by: aisleBbach
I thought it just meant "person from Schwarzenegg" -- the name of a mountain peak in Austria.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:47 PM (N9G0H)
- The Hill (@thehill) April 3, 2020
This lie that Donald Trump actually intends to sign every physical check will get repeated without question.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 06:47 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
Easier for dudes. I am thinking of going to wal mart. Getting some clippers. Slapping a #2 on. And see what happens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:47 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 06:47 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (XrCyE)
Makes you wonder how they even manage to mow lawns.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:48 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2020 06:48 PM (z0XD8)
I wonder if the King of Thailand, which I'll call Siam, which used to be the xenonym, but we can't use it now 'cause RACIST!, is requiring his concubines and maidservants to wear masks.?
If were him, I'd think I would just for fun. But nothing else, save f-me heels.
I'd watched a video of his 4th marriage ceremony, where he married the 4th wife. All the babes had to lie on the floor and grovel before him.
So, I do that, but the groveling protocol would be ass first. Mask, f-me heels, ass first. That's the ticket.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 06:48 PM (f1Vqw)
My husband nearly choked to death laughing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC
Ha! Awesome pic.
Weird thing is, just six days ago, I had never even heard of Tiger King. At. All. Can't remember seeing anything kersplode so suddenly into the "Things I Know Of" part of my brain.
Still. Won't ever bother watching that show.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 03, 2020 06:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
........
I tried, ended up looking like a fuzzy potato.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (XUvmW)
I want you to remember that when the guy in the Oval Office ain't the guy you picked - and he issues a directive about how anybody is entitled to use the bathroom they identify with.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:48 PM (/LX46)
He does... Metaphorically speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (5bxa0)
He did not have lunch money for 12 years
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2020 06:49 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Not really.
Black Farmer.
Someone who sells his farm products on the black market.
Posted by: aisleBbach
I thought it just meant "person from Schwarzenegg" -- the name of a mountain peak in Austria.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:47 PM (N9G0H)
I thought it meant the family threw eggs at the schwarzes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:49 PM (iJVGX)
http://www.unterlangenegg.ch/portrait/schwarzenegg/
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:49 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (85Gof)
Is that wrong?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 03, 2020 06:49 PM (PiwSw)
Here's the new firing-line.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (Ckg4U)
If we can eliminate the corrupt voter rolls in Blue States, and nothing else, this Beervirus shutdown will be worth the cost and suffering.
Don't agree? How much does a shooting national Civil War cost in comparison?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 06:49 PM (sy5kK)
Easier for dudes. I am thinking of going to wal mart. Getting some clippers. Slapping a #2 on. And see what happens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:47 PM (A5zUN)
I have thick hair. It takes a long time to cut it and I can't cut the back , anyway.
Back to wearing a ponytail like a teenager...
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (TdMsT)
I don't know what the hell is up with the Navy, but we need to jerk its institutional chain. Ships with no guns, ships that never had a mission in the first place, and a generational cohort of officers that believe their mission is to combat climate change. Start over.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (XrCyE)
Black Farmer.
there's a YouTube video where Arnold explains his last name to David Letterman on his show
then Letterman asks him how the Kennedys feel about having a black plowman as part of the family
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
Tie it up in a scarf!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:43 PM (/LX46)
He could've gone to his boss first thing. Had he done so to no effect, we'd be hearing no end about 'military incompetence' the likes of which you loosely allude to. In any event, he got canned, proof enough that the system still punishes egotistical showoffs who endanger their crew, command, and nation with such dramatics.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:47 PM (A5zUN)
Being follically challenged, I have not paid for a haircut in 20 years. I've decided to let my beard grow until I can go back to the office like an American. Should be full-on redneck Santa in the next few weeks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
Easier for dudes. I am thinking of going to wal mart. Getting some clippers. Slapping a #2 on. And see what happens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I've done that for over 10 years. Wife does it now.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:39 PM (TdMsT)
Yeah, that was great!
I started watching Tiger King and couldn't stop. Full of hypnotically awful people.
And Carol Baskin is a deadringer for Hillary.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 06:51 PM (d6Ksn)
http://www.unterlangenegg.ch/portrait/schwarzenegg/
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:49 PM (N9G0H)
.........
I climb de Alps barefoot.
Posted by: Ahnold at April 03, 2020 06:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2020 06:51 PM (xGPKX)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
........
I tried, ended up looking like a fuzzy potato.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:48 PM (v0R5T)
Oh NO.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at April 03, 2020 06:51 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2020 06:51 PM (Qf83p)
dont you dare cut your own hair!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 06:51 PM (d7Ww2)
There is no reason not to require an ID to vote unless you want to cheat. Period.
*****
but poor people can't get IDs!!!!
They seem to have no problem getting welfare, food stamps and every other hand out but IDs???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 03, 2020 06:51 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (XrCyE)
And a ship named after a faggot. WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:51 PM (iJVGX)
Trump: The professionals did the model. I was never involved in the models. Well not this kind of model....
LOL!
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (cF8AT)
Ha!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2020 06:52 PM (tP3Fj)
1. That's not how this works.
2. There are a lot of people out there who think the President will sit and sign millions of checks.
3. Biden is one of them.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:52 PM (XrCyE)
money quote (from the NY Times):
"Doctors in China, South Korea and France have reported that the
treatments seem to help. But those efforts have not involved the kind of
large, carefully controlled studies that would provide the global
medical community the proof that these drugs work on a significant
scale."
notice that paean to bureaucracy: "
large, carefully controlled studies".
Yes, let's let the FDA spend many months deciding if the drug can be used here.
Twats. No wonder NYC is one of the hot centers of the disease.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:52 PM (4a9Vv)
#2 on the sides and #4 on the top for me. It saved me a lot of money during the lean Obama years.
Posted by: t-bird at April 03, 2020 06:52 PM (xSo9G)
fuck you, motherfuckers. you're not taking my joy away from me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 06:52 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at April 03, 2020 06:51 PM (bML9A)
"Damn the cruise ships! Full speed ahead!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:52 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (ja/kn)
I believe he did it to get attention -- and support -- for his sailors. Not for grandstanding. Apparently, some of his crew thinks so.
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (kE3dB)
"Number one on the sides and back, and kind of leave the top alone, sorta thing."
After some Dutch courage.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
My hair stylist cut mine last week at her house.
I really needed it. Had visions of my 7 year old attempt to trim my own bangs. Ended up with bangs a quarter of an inch long. Great look for my First Communion!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: t-bird at April 03, 2020 06:52 PM (xSo9G)
I let the top go a little bit longer at a #5, but that is the haircut I get at the barber.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
Tie it up in a scarf!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (55d/e)
I'm not a scarf kind of person (Ican't stand them). I'll just revert back to the old ponytail.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
........
I tried, ended up looking like a fuzzy potato.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:48 PM (v0R5T)
I do a half all over. Get in shower. Turn on clippers. Start a clipping.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (JFO2v)
Fuck Trump's ChiCom-sympathizing, perfect-world, technocrat, holier-than-thou, complete fuckhead advisors and the "incites" they rode in on.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (pyXq5)
I really don't want to have to start cutting my own hair.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
Easier for dudes. I am thinking of going to wal mart. Getting some clippers. Slapping a #2 on. And see what happens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I've done that for over 10 years. Wife does it now.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (Oqufv)
what is a good set of clippers? I mean, I know there is high end stuff that is probably German, but is their anything reasonable that won't tear your hair out? And are there any online tips on cutting your own hair? There probably are as there is pretty much everything.
I can handle a high and tight easily as my hair is thick. I don't fret if they cut it too short like some do.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: jsg at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (POXG+)
Not a single leading question that purposely enabled Trump to convey hope. He has to argue with these resting bitch face minded pieces of shit until he closes with hopeful, positive statements and call on the next piece of shit that he knows is there to simply attack him.
Arguing with the President. Fuck these people.
How about how is the First Lady and Barron for fucks sake?
The would have asked Barry about his fucking dog and how he feels about suffering through no march madness or some shit and squealed about how great a job he is doing.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (KpUZP)
LOL, I am actually, at this moment, talking to Lady YD's ex-coworker who's got the 'Rona, and he says "I feel like shit, but it's not as bad as the flu."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Dear love, couldst thou and I with fate conspire
To grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,
Would we not shatter it to bits, and then
Remould it nearer to the heart's desire!
https://tinyurl.com/sg8et2t
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 06:52 PM (d7Ww2)
Hey now. We are not trying to take the bottle of tequila away! It is all in your head!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (A5zUN)
*****
but poor people can't get IDs!!!!
They seem to have no problem getting welfare, food stamps and every other hand out but IDs???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
ID required:
Yes:
1. Alcohol
2. Cigarettes
3. Opening a bank account
4. Apply for food stamps
5. Welfare
6.Medicaid/Social Security
7. Unemployment
8. Rent/Buy a house
9. Drive/rent/buy a car
10. Get on an airplane
11. Get married
12. Purchase a gun
13. Adopt a pet
14. Adopt a child
15. Rent a hotel room
16. Apply for a hunting license
17. Apply for a fishing license
18. Buy a cell phone
19. Visit a casino
20. Pick up a prescription
21. Hold a rally or protest
22. Blood donations
23. Buy an M rated video game
24. Purchase nail polish at CVS
25. Purchase certain cold medicines
26. Enter state & federal buildings
No:
1. Voting
Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (Oqufv)
I was granted an audience with the King of Siam. He said, "You got no ass, you go now!"
Posted by: Brie Larson at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (gd9RK)
Very sorry that you're having these troubles, but none of us are responsible for that, and many people are having troubles too. It may help you to say eff you, but it doesn't help anyone here. We can all get irritable here, but I imagine you can find some help on with your state to get some help with certain things. Because if you continue to say "eff you" might be regarded as a troll.
If you are Christian you might consider calling the 24 hour prayer and encouragement and listening line for the Billy Graham crusade 888-388-2683
And I will not answer you if you say "eff you"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
Tie it up in a scarf!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (55d/e)
That sounds like Heaven.
Enjoy!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (A5zUN)
"On top". Way to flaunt your privilege there, hair-haver.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (4a9Vv)
fuck you, motherfuckers. you're not taking my joy away from me.
Too late.
About 3 weeks too late.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (pyXq5)
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
I'd do it, but I don't know how. And my French accent is sub-par.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (Ckg4U)
I do not give one flaming rat's ass. You do not announce to the world that one of our carriers is out of commission. Fuck that guy and I do hope he gets charged, tried, and convicted under about half the articles in the UCMJ.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (XrCyE)
How about a Navy destroyer hitting an oil tanker?
How does something like that happen at all in any circumstance?
The long March Trough The Institutions Marches Every Where.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (BiXrp)
Agreed,
Captain could have shared one or two anonymous quotes with a single reporter and help nudge command in a more productive direction.
A four page missive on official letterhead leaked all over the place is several orders of magnitude more disruptive.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (XzT/D)
I think his boss was on board.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (WDPb/)
"On top". Way to flaunt your privilege there, hair-haver.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (t+qrx)
{{{Hogmartin}}}
Stop. You're adorable.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (kE3dB)
Great. So lets let petty officers third class run the show, conduct all business out in the open, let's vote on every decision, fear monger while we are at it. I mean what could possibly go wrong
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (85Gof)
done so to no effect, we'd be hearing no end about 'military
incompetence' the likes of which you loosely allude to. In any event, he
got canned, proof enough that the system still punishes egotistical
showoffs who endanger their crew, command, and nation with such
dramatics.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:50 PM (XzT/D)
It shows - like always - that big bureaucracies protect themselves.
Maybe he went to the first chain of command, and got nothing, while he watched sailors get sick.
And of course he's an ego driven dick. He's a friggin' Navy Captain. At least, he was.
Doesn't mean he wasn't right. What would you - and others - prefer ? Would it be better if they just produce a stiff upper lip and die of the corona ? You know - for God and country ?
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (/LX46)
Yes, hippie.
Kneel.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Fritz at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (95j/9)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/trp2r97
The headline is wrong though. Google isn't launching this tool. Google is doing a limited release of a tool that has existed internally for at least a decade.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (r+sAi)
fuck you, motherfuckers. you're not taking my joy away from me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 06:52 PM (d7Ww2)
So Seattle has the tequila police now?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 03, 2020 06:44 PM (ja/kn)
And on a unsecure network with civilian friends CCed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:45 PM (85Gof)
I see zero problem with this. None.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, sending an email at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (sy5kK)
Guys, I've been doing this for years. Started when my hair started disappearing and it made no sense to go to a professional as if I had hair.
You go to a store and by some Wahl electric clippers.
take them home and mow your head just like you would mow the lawn.
Problem solved.
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:48 PM (/LX46)
How does that make the models wrong? All I'm saying is that I have more faith in Trump's advisors' model data better than your flippant opinion.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (XUvmW)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (A5zUN)
"On top". Way to flaunt your privilege there, hair-haver.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (t+qrx)
I would have gone in a 'Look who's the hippie! Is that a guy or a girl?!' direction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (A5zUN)
I really needed it. Had visions of my 7 year old attempt to trim my own bangs. Ended up with bangs a quarter of an inch long. Great look for my First Communion!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
Mine is tomorrow at 9am at her house.
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (/oG9s)
I'm gunning for the William Lee Golden of the Oak Ridge Boys look. Redneck Gandalf.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (XrCyE)
-
Helluva coinkidink!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2020 06:55 PM (Ckg4U)
{{{Slap}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ahnold at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:57 PM (r+sAi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD-xBdMKiSQ
Posted by: Jeffersonian at April 03, 2020 06:57 PM (xiOrX)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM (KpUZP)
Bo The Frist Dog
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2020 06:57 PM (JFO2v)
Seppuku.
You remain unconvinced. This is acceptable.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:57 PM (XzT/D)
ID required:
27. Attending an NAACP meeting
Posted by: Shadout Mapes, with extra TP at April 03, 2020 06:57 PM (PiwSw)
I can handle a high and tight easily as my hair is thick. I don't fret if they cut it too short like some do.
Posted by: Quint
I'm using a Wahl brand from Wal Mart. Had it for a couple of years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2020 06:57 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (/LX46)
Yeah because sailors were dropping dead all over the flight deck right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:57 PM (85Gof)
The only other option is an Old West bandana. Wear it in the streets of Laredo.
All the others make you look like someone from Asia. Didn't they wear those things long before this epidemic. I believe it even became a fashion symbol with some. Weird.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (hHxp2)
Been disassembling the washer and trying decide if I can/should repair or just get a new one. It's a little over 10 yrs old (delivered on Ft Hood Shooting Day).
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (xGPKX)
Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (7Xal0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (d7Ww2)
"Number one on the sides and back, and kind of leave the top alone, sorta thing."
After some Dutch courage.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM
---------------------------
Heh. I've cut my own with the Wahl. Offered best friend to cut his. He declined. He'll reevaluate after Gov. shuts down state this evening.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (E2i7i)
is that I have more faith in Trump's advisors' model data better than
your flippant opinion.
Posted by: db
Well start digging a fucking hole champ because Climate Change is gonna kill ALL our asses in a couple years.
The models said so.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2020 06:57 PM (Oqufv)
cool, thanks.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (hHxp2)
You go to a store and by some Wahl electric clippers.
take them home and mow your head just like you would mow the lawn.
Problem solved.
Posted by: DB- just DB,
We had a poodle as a kid. Mom bought some oyster (sp) she used on the dog. Then she would wash the blades and use them on little bro. It was the lean carter years.
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (xGPKX)
So Seattle has the tequila police now?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)
------
City Hall has determined that tequila intake increases violations of 6' social distancing orders. Under the new Tequarantine, we will be required to shoot offenders on sight.
Most especially the recidivist known as "nurse ratched."
Posted by: Seattle Police Department at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (7Xal0)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2020 06:57 PM (Oqufv)
cool, thanks.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (hHxp2)
Wahl is pretty good. If you want professional grade you have to go to or order through a salon supply shop.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ha at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (odrqb)
You remain unconvinced. This is acceptable.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:57 PM
Whatever happened to honor?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (dkvcO)
As I noted in the last thread, my nephew, a firefighter/paramedic had a bad day today. He had to help retrieve the body of a college student out of a river. The student had been missing for months and was just found today. They don't know if it was murder or suicide.
But think of doing that and you realize that your own day has been much better.
Also, because my nephew is a paramedic and doesn't want to make his 3 year old son sick, the boy is staying with my brother and SIL for the next 3 weeks. He loves his son very much and can't see him right now.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 07:00 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (xGPKX)
Probably more cases of STD's on that ship.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:00 PM (E2i7i)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (dkvcO)
That went out the window with Bergdahl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 07:00 PM (85Gof)
Most especially the recidivist known as "nurse ratched."
Posted by: Seattle Police Department
*pulls down pants*
*full moon*
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 07:01 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: King of Siam at April 03, 2020 07:01 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (7Xal0)
Does this mean the John Wayne cowboy look with the neck-er-chiefs is going to make a comeback?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:01 PM (A5zUN)
The models said so.
Apples and oranges. The climate models are incredibly complex, unproven, and purposely fed garbage data. Models for disease spread are simple, proven, and are being given the best data we have available.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 07:01 PM (XUvmW)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (ja/kn)
You work the chain of command. And let me assure you that I have known 0-5 and O-6 skippers that could damn sure shut the door with flag officers and come out the other side with what they want. This entire thing is just another Vindman "Because it is Trump it is OK" episode. He wasn't right in any way, shape, form, or fashion.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
e.g. this place.
https://tinyurl.com/ujrxnha
Posted by: hogmartin at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (t+qrx)
If your ship is attacked would you rather have a skipper that keeps the boat in the fight, while controlling the flooding, or a skipper who disengages and puts the entire crew in damage control mode. The TR skipper is the second one.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (dNzKv)
Hell to the no. I remember taking our son to fill out a form to vote from Okinawa, after he'd returned from Afghanistan.
He NEVER received his ballot. And he wasn't alone.
I hauled my butt over to the voter registration offices here, and a nice guy remembered me and D'oh Boy. He asked a woman to bring out the paperwork my son had filled out, and what they had submitted.
This 300 lb. behemoth came lurching out of the back office, shoved the papers in my face, and I nearly rage-stroked. The information our son had given them had been TOTALLY changed on the registration form.
My kid was cheated out of voting against Barry the Dog Eater because of a fat, Obama-worshiping bitch. When I nearly cried in front of her, she shrugged her massive shoulders and actually said, "Whatevah."
I've never gotten over it. I do not trust the people in charge in this county. It's run by Progs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
*full moon*
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 07:01 PM (d7Ww2)
Don't see that often this time of year.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (A5zUN)
is that I have more faith in Trump's advisors' model data better than
your flippant opinion.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM (XUvmW)
And your faith doesn't make the models any more right.
That's the great big fucking problem here. Why is the burden of proof to disprove the models ?
Here's a math model. My dick is magical. And any woman that doesn't take a taste will die.
I can provide charts and graphs upon request. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (/LX46)
Problem solved.
I cut the lawn on a riding mower with a beer in my hand.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (wrRs+)
*full moon*
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 07:01 PM (d7Ww2)
As Gus Floros would say, "you are a dirrrty, dirrrrty girl."
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (XzT/D)
CDC recommended masks are voluntary and a evil fk Ira Einhorn is dead
So we are celebrating a little
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (ZCEU2)
The only other option is an Old West bandana. Wear it in the streets of Laredo.
All the others make you look like someone from Asia. Didn't they wear those things long before this epidemic. I believe it even became a fashion symbol with some. Weird.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (hHxp2)
We called 'em "Drive On Rags" in 2d Batt. The package for mine said "Cravat". Triangular muslin, OD in color.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum D- icksucker at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (y3cH7)
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 06:56 PM
(/LX46)
Right, because there was no choice between 20-30 yr olds dying (which is rare) and announcing to the Chicoms he's disabled.
Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (7Xal0)
garbage data. Models for disease spread are simple, proven, and are
being given the best data we have available.
AKA more "garbage data".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (pyXq5)
Congrats; You didn't say EFF YOU. Good job.
There's not a real person you could gripe to?
I'm thinking troll-the "I can't find toilet paper"tipped it off. No neighbors of friends you could ask ?
By the way, i never think prayer is use, but if you're an Atheist you probably would.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (WI7YS)
Enjoying your newfound Communism yet?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 06:58 PM (E2i7i)
Ummmmmmmmm....Nyet.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Fritz
POTUS could increase viewership of his task force briefings if he'd institute a contest where viewers could log in in and vote one reporter a day off the island.
Posted by: corn and beans at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum
I completely forgot about that story.
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (PbpT7)
ID required:
Yes:
1. Alcohol
2. Cigarettes
3. Opening a bank account
4. Apply for food stamps
5. Welfare
6.Medicaid/Social Security
7. Unemployment
8. Rent/Buy a house
9. Drive/rent/buy a car
10. Get on an airplane
11. Get married
12. Purchase a gun
13. Adopt a pet
14. Adopt a child
15. Rent a hotel room
16. Apply for a hunting license
17. Apply for a fishing license
18. Buy a cell phone
19. Visit a casino
20. Pick up a prescription
21. Hold a rally or protest
22. Blood donations
23. Buy an M rated video game
24. Purchase nail polish at CVS
25. Purchase certain cold medicines
26. Enter state & federal buildings
No:
1. Voting
Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2020 06:54 PM (Oqufv)
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This could be, quite possibly, the most stolen comment stolen for re-use elsewhere in all of 2020, so far.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (XrCyE)
Exactly.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (85Gof)
If you want a good explanation of the clusterfuck that is going on, here's Joe Diffie's musical exposition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlAa0IGCXCw
Cause and effect, chain of events, all of the chaos makes perfect sense. When you're spinning 'round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Suns.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Infidel
Oster. Was just going to say that. You can get a ton of different blades. All the way down to a surgery prep blade.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2020 06:59 PM (xGPKX)
It's not like he didn't have the ability to segregate those 100 from the rest of the crew.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:05 PM (pyXq5)
I'll give myself a flat-top.
I actually look pretty good with one of those surprisingly.
When I was at JAX, my CO complained about my luxurious locks even though I was strictly following Navy regs.
So, I went and got a flat-top to get him off my back.
Shocked the hell outta me when I started getting compliments from The Ladies.
The funny thing was when my CO saw me, he said,
"Oh, I just meant a trim. You didn't have to go that far."
Yep. It's a Man's Life in the US Navy Dental Corps.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2020 07:05 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (WI7YS)
Ok, I thought someone was socking you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:05 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2020 07:05 PM (Ckg4U)
Concur. The guy definitely went about completely wrong and he needs to be made an example of what happens when you engage in dumbassery at that level.
Having said that, didja see the number of khakis, brown shoes and black shoes that were sending him off with cheers and shouts? They have bigger problems on that ship than one showboating skipper.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 03, 2020 07:05 PM (C+yOi)
So, people talking clippers, eh?
I am sporting a cue-ball 'do (no rag required). "Why?" you might ask? Because I am teaching Mrs IMG how to cut it, of course.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (di1hb)
Abortion mill critical, gun store not so much. Weed stores open. Fucking grocery stores. Pork in the relief bill. Homeless running around. Mass transit still running. I still have 4'2" Mexican chicks selling fruit on the side of the road here in Calif.
Does the above look serious to you.
The good news is Trump's Global Reset, and Emergency Powers.
Fuck it.
Posted by: nip at April 03, 2020 07:07 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
~~~~~
Holy crap, Donna&&. I did the same thing! Night before my First Communion I decided I didn't want bangs anymore. I cut mine off right at the scalp though. My Mom had to pull hair forward from the top of my head to cover up the bald spot, and used about a hundred bobby pins to keep my veil on my head. LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at April 03, 2020 07:07 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 03, 2020 07:07 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (di1hb)
thanks. I remember that term now. Funny it was called a cravat but makes sense. I think they were supposed to be used to sling a broken arm or for a tourniquet. Lots of uses really including wearing on your head. The descriptions and nomenclatures could get pretty amusing.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (hHxp2)
That's the great big fucking problem here. Why is the burden of proof to disprove the models ?
Here's a math model. My dick is magical. And any woman that doesn't take a taste will die.
I can provide charts and graphs upon request. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (/LX46)
And your disposition and lack of knowledge don't make them less accurate. And I'm not saying I think they are perfect. But your uninformed opinion isn't likely any more accurate. You are looking very foolish -- in my opinion.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 07:09 PM (XUvmW)
That every commissioned officer in the US military trust his discretion independent of input from peers or seniors who might be positioned either to offer guidance or information that the intrepid officer doesn't have, and make decisions locally without guidance or orders from above. Routinely. Everywhere. Via unclassified channels, advertising his virtue and tactical situation to potential adversaries who don't share his concern for his troops (at all; quite the contrary). From flag rank down to junior officers.
Let's try that.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 07:10 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (pyXq5)
In your opinion. Let me know when you have better data. Which was my original point.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (XUvmW)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~
Yeah, right. As if there's enough grass in RI for a riding mower.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (sGotD)
So we are celebrating a little
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM
Ira Einhorn is dead?! That's great news. Holly is up in Heaven laughing at him right now.
I used to process mail orders for books, placed by Ira. I would usually manage to forget, then one time he wrote a complaint letter to the owner, who asked me about it. I gave her the grisly low-down on the murder he committed, she just said, "He's a good customer. Process his orders." Last thing I wanted was for this asshoe to have reading material to while away his time in prison. He's also one of the asshoes who organized Earth Day in 1970.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 03, 2020 07:13 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: nip at April 03, 2020 07:15 PM (cpS4u)
Trump couldn't be bought...like 99.9% of politicians who are so easily corrupted.
Trump cared more about positive results for Americans, than guilded appearances of the rusting cages housing the lip-stick smeared pigs of globalist ideology bent on destroying the Constitutional principles upon which the US was built.
So after one failed pathetic coup attempt after another...the left engages in a ridiculous parody of "The Stand" to try to bring Trump down. And they are STILL failing miserably, despite the horrific economic misery they are willing to inflict upon Americans, as they continue propagandizing for the ChiComms who started all of this.
I am fortified by the knowledge that no matter what plays out with all of this, Pelosi, Schiff, Nadler, Schumer, AOC, all the antifa asshats, Jake Tapper, Chris Wallace, Brian Stelter, Joy Behar, and all the other disgusting, false virtue signalling leftards will someday have to answer for their selfish idiocy.
Posted by: Pete at April 03, 2020 07:17 PM (FSZfG)
Posted by: db
here's a crazy thought:
FUCK the data.
It's the GODDAMN FLU. We are destroying our economy for the GODDAMN FLU.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2020 07:29 PM (XhWtx)
FUCK the data.
It's the GODDAMN FLU. We are destroying our economy for the GODDAMN FLU.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (pyXq5)
Spoken like a true scientist whose opinion we should all revere.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 07:32 PM (XUvmW)
Posted by: db
You revere scientists opinions?
Sad!
Posted by: The People's Neighborhood Kompliance Direktorat at April 03, 2020 07:38 PM (pyXq5)
Spoken like a true scientist whose opinion we should all revere.
Hear that everyone?
Coronavirus killed almost everybody.
THE SCIENCE IS FUCKING SETTLED
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:39 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
My hair stylist cut mine last week at her house.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 06:53 PM
My stylist came to my house yesterday- cut, root touch-up and highlights. Ladyl, keep in mind that they are out of work, so if you have your hairdresser's personal contact information, give him/her a shout. They might be grateful for the work.
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 03, 2020 07:41 PM (qe5CM)
Also-- pay in sweet, sweet untraceable cash. They're not "supposed to be" working, so don't want them to get into any trouble, ya know!
This is not sarcasm, so no tag.
Posted by: JQ at April 03, 2020 07:46 PM (whOIk)
Posted by: JQ at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (whOIk)
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 03, 2020 07:55 PM (qe5CM)
Coronavirus killed almost everybody.
THE SCIENCE IS FUCKING SETTLED
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:39 PM (pyXq5)
Exaggerate much? We are currently near 6,000 deaths and the number is doubling every 3-4 days. That puts us at 20-40 thousand dead by the end of next week, which is about like the regular flu for a full year. There are many areas of the country that are just starting to ramp up. Seriously, I'm done with your idiocy on this topic. Agreed that the economy is being devastated, but your blindness to the seriousness of this disease and what the economic devastation would be from well over a million dead in the country over the period of a few months is just astounding. You can try to wish this away all you like, but you are in denial and blindly lashing out at the Trump administration for trying to do what is best, overall, for the country.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 07:57 PM (XUvmW)
It's an amped up version of the common cold.
Nobody is dying that was not already sick or elderly already.
Not worth shutting down the economy.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 08:14 PM (pyXq5)
Also: they're only testing those with *severe* symptoms-- wouldn't that skew the skeery death toll upward?
I smell a rat..... a demo- rat, (or several) most likely....
Posted by: JQ at April 03, 2020 08:18 PM (whOIk)
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Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 03, 2020 09:27 PM (Ndje9)
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