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Pelosi, Schiff Plot Third Coup Operation Against Trump

Honestly, Trump should actually test the limits of the Constitution by just flat-out refusing to deliver any witnesses or documents during this epidemic.

Let the Supreme Court rule that officials managing the crisis must make themselves available constantly to participate in DNC electioneering efforts.

The team is back in action. On Thursday, Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced the creation of the House Select Committee on the Coronavirus Crisis. The new panel will have the authority to investigate any aspect of the virus emergency and the Trump administration's handling of it.

Pelosi's announcement came a day after House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff called for a 9/11-style independent commission to investigate "mistakes" in the virus response. Shortly after that, Schiff told the Washington Post that in Congress, House Democrats must investigate the Trump administration's handling of virus testing and the government's distribution of personal protective equipment for healthcare workers.

"We need to make sure there's no favoritism in terms of political allies, no discrimination against states or governors based on lack of presidential flattery," Schiff said, indicating the probe would be aimed squarely at President Trump.

...

Pelosi also gave Democrats room to go after Trump for whatever reason they choose. "The committee will be empowered to examine all aspects of the federal response to the coronavirus," she wrote. Among those powers, she added, will be the ability to "press to ensure that the federal response is based on the best possible science and guided by the nation's best health experts." That could mean just about anything.

Maybe we can have a 9/11-style investigation into why Nancy Pelosi urged citizens to come to Chinatown in the middle of an epidemic which was spread to the US via travelers from China.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi toured San Francisco's Chinatown Monday to send a message. She said there's no reason tourists or locals should be staying away from the area because of coronavirus concerns.

"That’s what we’re trying to do today is to say everything is fine here," Pelosi said. "Come because precautions have been taken. The city is on top of the situation."

Trump's already saying: WRONG.

Posted by: Ace at 07:41 PM




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1 I hope Karma makes Pelosi and Schiff their...

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Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 07:42 PM (lV2K5)

2 first-ish

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 02, 2020 07:42 PM (4a9Vv)

3 rats. and I didn't even read the contents

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 02, 2020 07:42 PM (4a9Vv)

4 Come to Chinatown. Enjoy exotic foods.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2020 07:43 PM (90T4r)

5 She is such a cvnt.

Posted by: Infidel at April 02, 2020 07:43 PM (vF+fs)

6 But #OrangeManBad

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 07:44 PM (BiNEL)

7 The Hill says stimulus checks in 20 weeks.

Posted by: Roy Rogers at April 02, 2020 07:44 PM (E2o2V)

8 Just when I thought I couldn't possibly hate that bitch any more. She helps me achieve a new level.

Posted by: RJD at April 02, 2020 07:45 PM (ucNdt)

9 Tapper looks happier in that picture than in the Newsome one.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 02, 2020 07:45 PM (PUmDY)

10 I just noticed, Jake Tapper looks like a vacuous dumbass.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2020 07:45 PM (90T4r)

11 This is going to go down like sterno and pineapple juice with any people that have 2 brain cells to rub together.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 02, 2020 07:45 PM (8B6Ng)

12 I am so sick of these people.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 07:45 PM (sGotD)

13 1 I hope Karma makes Pelosi and Schiff their...

*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 07:42 PM (lV2K5)


Seconded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2020 07:45 PM (YqDXo)

14 Like I said, Ace.

Out of range means no cell service. No wifi. No internet. Gtfo. It will save your sanity.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (dIXnE)

15 Quick! To the Impeachmobile!

Posted by: Nanzi Peelousy at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (Eicbe)

16 The one bat soup more lethal than Wuhan bat soup is Pelosi bat soup. Lets see her most recent cognitive exam results.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (a4EWo)

17 And, in the spirit of National Unity and shared burden, let's not be pointing fingers at each other...

UNLESS we are pointing them at President Trump!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (BiNEL)

18 Somebody should put a reward of a few million dollars on info about Pelosi and her husband's business dealings or any other dirt about her. There is plenty.

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

19 Again, I've already failed Lent by swearing. Now I'm trying with all my heart not to wish the fires of hell on these demons parading as "servants of our country."

Beginning to fail......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

20 Is it hug a slippery slope day.

Posted by: Dr. Bidem at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (E2o2V)

21 throw them in Gitmo and make them sew masks

Posted by: x at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (nFwvY)

22 Fuck all the dems in particular. The must be removed anyway possible.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (a48q1)

23 *for info

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

24 This is a time when we desperately, very desperately need a Mitch Rapp to remove a few of the most deadliest and wicked terrorists from the Enemy Within.

The nation's morale would jump by at least thirty points.

Especially if the operation was particularly messy.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (C+evo)

25 >>>5 She is such a cvnt.


correct

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (PbpT7)

26 Pelosi is asshoe

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (ykYG2)

27 Jake looks unimpressed.
Maybe being trapped at home is making him smarter.

Posted by: m at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (oGFm1)

28 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Pontiac Aztek at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)

29 The Hill says stimulus checks in 20 weeks.
Posted by: Roy Rogers at April 02, 2020 07:44 PM (E2o2V)
~~~~~

Three weeks.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (sGotD)

30 Trump should suggest that there is an investigation into collusion in the Legislature with the Chinese and that it is being investigated... after he directs the accordian player Barr to get FISA warrants on them all...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (1g7ch)

31 Dunna dunna dunna dunna
Dunna dunna dunna dunna

Batshit!

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (Eicbe)

32 Smelled a new thread was around

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (ZCEU2)

33

These Democrat "leaders" are enemies of America, and mouthpieces for the Chinese government.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

34 Is it wrong to wish a deadly dose of virus upon Pelosi and Schiff? Because it's how I feel. I know that makes me a bad Christian, but I have had enough.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (oYDTm)

35 Who's picking that background color for Jake? Bad pick!

Posted by: m at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (oGFm1)

36 >>>14 Like I said, Ace.

Out of range means no cell service. No wifi. No internet. Gtfo. It will save your sanity.


...

i'm already a big believer and I do try to get away from it when I'm not working. but, you know, I do have to work.

but I do mostly stay away from anything political when I'm off the clock. I sometimes even tell people I'm not interested in talking about politics.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

37 Bats are the chicken of the cave!

Posted by: Some Chinaman in SF at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (q0qV7)

38 Wow. What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (9dzlp)

39 Smelled a new thread was around

Time to change panties?

Posted by: Nancy! at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (ykYG2)

40 I live in what should be paradise. But we were infested by NE liberals years ago.

As a native Southerner, I'm an outcast. And Nextdoor is full of people who hate those of us they chose to retire and live among.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

41 These fucks are too stupid to realize that eventually it backfires. hey, open borders people. Blow me. yea, sell that now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (TNy/K)

42 >>>35 Who's picking that background color for Jake? Bad pick!


wife's third favorite boyfriend

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

43 Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (dIXnE)

I know a place where there are chalk marks on the porch to tell you where to stand to get cell service (if you are lucky), does that count?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (BiNEL)

44 Independent Justice Dept. investigation into Pelosi enterprises.

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (zr5Kq)

45 " Is it wrong to wish a deadly dose of virus upon Pelosi and Schiff? "

I'll pray for them.

Posted by: freaked at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (Tnijr)

46 You know what? I'm SICK of watching Nanzi's teeth keep trying to escape that halitosis maw of hers. Seriously, WTAF lady?

Go die, do it today.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (8B6Ng)

47
"As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly" - Proverbs 26:11

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (7rVsF)

48 RE: "...is delaying of getting equipment to where it - his continued delay in getting equipment to where it's needed is deadly ... as the president fiddles, people are dying."


Ummm... has their been one documented case of a bad outcome because a patient didn't have access to a ventilator or a hospital bed? (WTF is wrong with these people?)

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (zqs/f)

49 34 Is it wrong to wish a deadly dose of virus upon Pelosi and Schiff? Because it's how I feel. I know that makes me a bad Christian, but I have had enough.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (oYDTm)

You are not alone.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (LIhNq)

50 Pelosi looks really, really bad in that segment with Jake.

Posted by: m at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (oGFm1)

51 That woman has no soul. I am convinced of it. To try to make this political when he is flat out doing everything he can is just unconscionable.

I shouldn't say this, but I hope she gets it. I'm sorry, God.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (/669Q)

52 Why can't they investigate her and her crooked husband.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (E2o2V)

53 Conservative Treehouse used to run a series on what Mnuchin was up to. They said he was setting up a second banking system that would get loan money to small businesses, since the too big to fail banks didn't want to deal with them. I stopped following the posts, but I wonder if that's what is going on with the stimulus loans to small businesses now. It would be great if we could stop having to bail out the bigs.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (JKNZq)

54 If it was 1 old guy 95 years old who smoked his entire life and dad Wuhan the fkin Democrats would charge Trump for killing him.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (ZCEU2)

55 This is appropriate. President Trump must be investigated again. Hearings must be held in close quarters. Witnesses must be commanded to attend the odd rite. Politicians must breathe on each other. Faces and anii must be licked. A spiky, impassive infestation must flower.

Hak Kof Dai demands its airborne tribute.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (XzT/D)

56 Ace, are you a big reader ( books) or music guy?? I find both of those activities can wrest me away from the cluttches of tthe Media.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (90T4r)

57 Fuck her.

I'll be so glad the day she drops dead.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (iydjf)

58 Did Ace ban me again?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (QZCjk)

59 God forgive me, I hope everyone of these despicable pieces of garbage die in a fire. Every. One.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (VWp7G)

60 Pelosi looks really, really bad in that segment with Jake.
Posted by: m at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (oGFm1)

Like a bucket of assholes

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (M+Lyo)

61 (WTF is wrong with these people?)

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (zqs/f)
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C'mon man! You know the thing!

Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (Eicbe)

62 36 >>>14 Like I said, Ace.

Out of range means no cell service. No wifi. No internet. Gtfo. It will save your sanity.


...

i'm already a big believer and I do try to get away from it when I'm not working. but, you know, I do have to work.

but I do mostly stay away from anything political when I'm off the clock. I sometimes even tell people I'm not interested in talking about politics.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

Try a one-hour walk a day. Anywhere. Works for me.

Posted by: m at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (oGFm1)

63
That woman has no soul. I am convinced of it.

She's a ginger?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (7rVsF)

64 There is no cell service in Stabler WA (north of Carson WA in the Gorge.) None, nada. I know a few other places in the Gorge with no service too.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (JKNZq)

65 "Pelosi, Schiff Plot Third Coup Operation Against Trump"

Finally, some good news!

And I know exactly how to frame it: OrangeManBad

We are so smart. S-M-R-T.

Posted by: MFM DNC BIRM at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (6eEQ+)

66 Beginning to fail......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM (ptqGC)


Courage!

Courage, dear Jane!

Posted by: Commissar D. Rather at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

67 But ace,
The difference is in being totally unable to get news or be contacted even if you wanted to. Off the grid. Vamos. Invisible. It can be disconcerting if youve never done it. But it is well worth the effort.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (dIXnE)

68 58 Did Ace ban me again?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (QZCjk)

You are not here.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (90T4r)

69 Commies never sleep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (EgshT)

70

Pelosi the decrepit Pig.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (sy5kK)

71 Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 02, 2020 07:47 PM (oYDTm)

I'm good with His judgement. I'm a sinner, and I wish unspeakable horrors upon true evil walking the earth. She is NOT my neighbor. She's an abomination, as are most of these people.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (8B6Ng)

72 That woman has no soul. I am convinced of it.

She's a ginger?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (7rVsF)
--------

Nope. She sold hers to Satan.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (/669Q)

73 Well of course they are! Their problem is they are using their war plans from the prior conflict, and the landscape has changed much since then. Before with Russia! and Ukraine! you had a different set up, a different Trump. Now with the China Virus you have a different thing all going on, a different Trump before the people. Everything has changed - *That* was *Then* - *This* is *Now*.


And I hope they never realize their mistake.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (CYY+K)

74 She doesn't look Japanese.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (E2o2V)

75 Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2020 07:49 PM (XzT/D)
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They *must* complain that Trump did not name one child Ventilator.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (Eicbe)

76 The congressional house has to be wrestled from the Democrats, everyone as soon as Impeachment I was over knew that witch would be back for Impeachment 2.0.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (ZCEU2)

77 This is the worst Holy Week lead-in in my life. I've never hated so many so-called fellow "amerikans" ever.

G-d help me, I despise these people. They are demons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

78 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (arJlL)

79 I got a feeling this one is going to fail on the launch pad. This is so dumb and over the top and Trump has clearly been on top of this way before Nancy and team were on it, in fact while they were trying to remove him from office, only the dumbest dead enders will push this insanity.

Trump was right. This will only help his support.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

80 25 >>>
che muoia gridando



ananas in fiamme avvolto in filo spinato

Posted by: Infidel at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (vF+fs)

81 Like I said about Gutfeld. There are those of us who think this is too serious a time for all the partisan bullshit.

And then there are Democrats.

They have not dropped the cudgel. We need to be on offense. Trump has been totally gracious to Cuomo and Newsome, they have been about 50% gracious.

Fuck them. Drop the bomb.

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (ZfRYq)

82
>>>The difference is in being totally unable to get news or be contacted even if you wanted to. Off the grid. Vamos. Invisible. It can be disconcerting if youve never done it. But it is well worth the effort.


believe me, when I go offline, I'm offline.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

83 Truly good forces battling evil.

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)

84
Pelosi, Schiff Plot Third Coup Operation Against Trump

Waiting for the shipment from Acme, boss.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (7rVsF)

85 58
Did Ace ban me again?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (QZCjk)

Who said that? There a ghost around here?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (CYY+K)

86 Infidel: "She is such a cvnt."

She aspires to be just that. In reality, she's much worse. There's not even a word for her.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (6eEQ+)

87 There is no cell service in Stabler WA (north of Carson WA in the Gorge.) None, nada. I know a few other places in the Gorge with no service too.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (JKNZq)


We found a spot in the AZ high desert with no coverage.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (BiNEL)

88 "Let the Supreme Court rule that officials managing the crisis must make themselves available constantly to participate in DNC electioneering efforts."

Yes. Just ignore them and go straight to court. And if the courts rule against the president, ignore the courts. And start calling out the China corruption one representative and one senator at a time.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (puu6v)

89 70 Pelosi the decrepit Pig.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (sy5kK)

And all that money. So, so, so much money.

Posted by: m at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (oGFm1)

90 That woman has no soul. I am convinced of it.
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Her divine spark only lit her fart.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (Eicbe)

91 And if you really need to get away, Olallie Lake in OR.

https://olallielakeresort.com

No motors allowed on boats on the lake. No electricity or running water in the cabins and they heat with wood. They do allow dogs. It's just wonderful. No one can reach you there.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (JKNZq)

92 77 This is the worst Holy Week lead-in in my life. I've never hated so many so-called fellow "amerikans" ever.

G-d help me, I despise these people. They are demons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

Online Easter. Think it may lack something.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (90T4r)

93 Ace, if you want disappear go to northern Wisconsin. Nothing but trees and meth labs and lakes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (QZCjk)

94 68 58 Did Ace ban me again?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (QZCjk)

You are not here.
Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (90T4r)


There is no spoon ...

Posted by: Thomas Anderson at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (LPnfS)

95 Nid yw hyll a milain yn ffordd i fynd trwy fywyd, Nancy.

Posted by: Moronau Cymru at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (DMUuz)

96 It can be disconcerting if youve never done it. But it is well worth the effort.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (dIXnE)


It's liberating. I used to do it at least once a year. I'd do it again, but can't right now until my mother goes to her great reward.

Once back in it, one wonders how one tolerated it before. Puts a new perspective on everything.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (8B6Ng)

97 God, I thought I couldn't hate these people even more.

I was wrong.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (Gs5TH)

98 Does she remember that he addressed the coronavirus in his State of the Union speech? The one that she tore up for dramatic effect? Maybe she was too busy doing those little pre-tears to actually listen to him speak about it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (/669Q)

99 Well, what the F.

Government has already pretty much killed the Constitution during this crises,

May as well go full on third world here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

100 Congress is too scared to even come back to DC until after summer. And then they'll be into the time that they all want to be in their districts, campaigning. This is all hot air by Pelosi and Schiff, to appease their rabid fanboys. Congress is finished for the year, nothing will come of this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (V2Yro)

101 Practice social distancing by not showing up to Congress.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (ch6++)

102 Who said that? There a ghost around here?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (CYY+K)
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How easily people forget Buzzion.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (Eicbe)

103 Pelosi needs to be intubated.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

104
Tim Pool, the idiot, will be on Steven Crowder, soon.
Tim will be much more pro-Trump, I suspect, than in his stupid videos.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (UxzMs)

105 The Gods of the Copybook Headings are not amused, Nancy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (FFzh0)

106 >>> Nid yw hyll a milain yn ffordd i fynd trwy fywyd,

always looks made up

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

107 How many Armies does she have.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (E2o2V)

108 98 Does she remember that he addressed the coronavirus in his State of the Union speech? The one that she tore up for dramatic effect? Maybe she was too busy doing those little pre-tears to actually listen to him speak about it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (/669Q)

Probably Jake asked her about that?

Posted by: m at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (oGFm1)

109 Ace, you are doing G-d's work, whether you believe in Him or not.


Thank you for this sanctuary, where we outcasts can come and congregate.

Will hit your tip jar, inspite of my husband's failing business. I's gots my own money!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

110 94 68 58 Did Ace ban me again?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (QZCjk)

You are not here.
Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (90T4r)

There is no spoon ...
Posted by: Thomas Anderson at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (LPnfS)

Schrodingers Pudding Head?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

111 Let Trump's subpoena response be a hail of shells crashing into the Capitol. When Pelosi blocks needed aid to the people, put her down like the rabid fucking animal she is.

Posted by: trev006 at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (0HpOW)

112 She aspires to be just that. In reality, she's much worse. There's not even a word for her.

I think the word is "Legion". because that is the number of demons that dwell within her.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (C+evo)

113

Tim "Trump Sucks, Too" Pool

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (UxzMs)

114 102 Who said that? There a ghost around here?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (CYY+K)
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How easily people forget Buzzion.
Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (Eicbe)

He was like Doc Daneeka.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (90T4r)

115 You salty guys probably know but I didn't until recently when a retired Navy officer told me. The Navy is known as the "Big Blue Dick" and when a perceived injustice occurs it is referred to as being "fucked by the Big Blue Dick."

The phrase could also be used to describe shampeachments.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (+y/Ru)

116 Much of the Washington coastline and the Olympic National Park are out of range. It's fantastic.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (dIXnE)

117 I am convinced that dems really do want torches and pitchforks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (KnJdm)

118 How about a committee to investigate the House's actions in this time of National crisis?

Fuck Pelosi with a 2'' branch of a tickle tongue tree.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (OuKaw)

119 She's an abomination, as are most of these people.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 02, 2020 07:51 PM (8B6Ng)
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That's about the nicest thing I could say about them. I harbor no pity, no compassion.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (oYDTm)

120 The responses to this on Brietbart was larger than any I've ever seen.

Now that they have people stuck at home they feel safe to further their coup.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (axyOa)

121 Skip: "The congressional house has to be wrestled from the Democrats, everyone as soon as Impeachment I was over knew that witch would be back for Impeachment 2.0."

Actually I think this will be Impeachment 3.0.

I-1: Russia/Russia/Russia
I-2: Ukraine
I-3: China Flu

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (6eEQ+)

122 https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/article/3-ways-to-pray-for-our-enemies/

1. Pray for their conversion.

2. Pray for their evil deeds to be constrained.

3. Pray they will receive divine justice.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (RU4sa)

123
Nid yw hyll a milain yn ffordd i fynd trwy fywyd

I'm sorry, but this is a No-Welsh zone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (7rVsF)

124 Plnazi = Karen

Posted by: Pliney at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (nzKWW)

125 106 >>> Nid yw hyll a milain yn ffordd i fynd trwy fywyd,

always looks made up
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

Needs more vowels, Pat.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (90T4r)

126 Trump has been totally gracious to Cuomo and Newsome, they have been about 50% gracious.

Fuck them. Drop the bomb.
Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (ZfRYq)


heh!

Letter to Senator Chucky trending on Twitchy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Holy Amenuensis, Batman Critic ... at April 02, 2020 07:56 PM (LPnfS)

127 Biden/Pelosi 2020. Bringing America to a new dementia!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 02, 2020 07:56 PM (TNy/K)

128
The assho Republicans need to refuse to be on the fake bipartisan committee, in the first place.

The Republicans have no obligation to participate in these shams, and often aren't really participating, at all, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 02, 2020 07:56 PM (UxzMs)

129 The Wicked witch of the West needs to be liquidated by a teenage teenage girl from Kansas and bring her broomstick back.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:56 PM (ZCEU2)

130 1. Pray for their conversion.

2. Pray for their evil deeds to be constrained.

3. Pray they will receive divine justice.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (RU4sa)
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The Lord has pretty regularly been accomplishing #2.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 07:56 PM (Eicbe)

131 Actually thought about SCarolina as a retirement place - wife has family in Clemson. Too many carpetbaggers. Yankees I can deal with, carpetbaggers not so much.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (SwWMX)

132 Nid yw hyll a milain yn ffordd i fynd trwy fywyd, Nancy.

-
Is this a request for a Tijuana corkscrew?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)

133 93 Ace, if you want disappear go to northern Wisconsin. Nothing but trees and meth labs and lakes.
Posted by: Puddin Head



Visit Wisconsin! Stay awake for days, pace aimlessly among the trees, and go fishing while talking to the moon!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (FFzh0)

134 I'd enjoy watching skelewhore dying from the china plague or maybe we drop a house on her, Wizard of Oz style.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (bML9A)

135
Best course of action for the White House and Republican is: let the Democrats do what they'd like and just ignore them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (UxzMs)

136 Remember when people like Howard Dean and Harry Reid were saying things like Bush was in on 9/11, and being a good Republican, Bush did nothing to correct the record and call them out?

It's nice not having to worry about that anymore. Win or lose, at least we got a Republican willing to swing back.

Posted by: Blago at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (sjTfF)

137 Welsh and Elvish can't be to different

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (ZCEU2)

138 Would it be a genuine impeachable offense if the POTUS were to casually offer a guaranteed pardon for what party would John Wick her and all of the other demons in her coven?

Posted by: 🐧 at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)

139 Pelosi and Schiff deserve a fair trial, followed by a trip in the tumbrel to the National Haircut. Madame Defarge in attendance, knitting.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (C1Lsn)

140 I think the word is "Legion". because that is the number of demons that dwell within her.
======
If you had the sight to see all the devils that infest DC, you'd know you were right.

Posted by: Simplemind at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (yshFD)

141 Good grief, I just watched that video. What's with her eyes? One is bigger than the other. She looks like Cyclops.

She is just a mean, vicious, evil woman.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (/669Q)

142 Buy a damn vowel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (E2o2V)

143 Just what we needed, a little Welsh to make things better.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (OuKaw)

144 115 You salty guys probably know but I didn't until recently when a retired Navy officer told me. The Navy is known as the "Big Blue Dick" and when a perceived injustice occurs it is referred to as being "fucked by the Big Blue Dick."

The phrase could also be used to describe shampeachments.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (+y/Ru)

USMC analog is the Big Green Weenie.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (13pLf)

145 Pelosi's ability to recall facts and the timeline is non-existent.

This bitch smeared Trump when he shut down the air flights from China.

And in January, she tore up Trump's written speech at the State of the Union, in front of the world.


At this point, anyone who even votes for her should be arrested for treason.

ESAD, Nancy, ESAD. In a fire.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

146 The Chinese paymasters are yanking the fuck out of the strings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2020 07:58 PM (6OMwV)

147 How easily people forget Buzzion.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (Eicbe)


Who or what is Buzzion?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 07:58 PM (BiNEL)

148 Actually I think this will be Impeachment 3.0.

Elections are all that matter. They took the House in 2018. Until they lose bigly, they will see no reason to change tactics or strategy.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 07:58 PM (GoNER)

149 Letter to Senator Chucky trending on Twitchy ...
Posted by: Adriane the Holy Amenuensis, Batman Critic ... at April 02, 2020 07:56 PM

He should send this or say this to every dem scrunt. What did you do? Nothing. That's what you did, zero. Now you're crying because you did jack and squat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 02, 2020 07:58 PM (TNy/K)

150 Sorry Nancy, your Feb 24 invite to ChinaTown negates any input today.

Posted by: zeera at April 02, 2020 07:58 PM (zUdXR)

151 I just noticed, Jake Tapper looks like a vacuous dumbass.
Posted by: tubal
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You left out 'vapid', and 'bloodless'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 07:58 PM (xSo9G)

152 100
Congress is too scared to even come back to DC until after summer. And
then they'll be into the time that they all want to be in their
districts, campaigning. This is all hot air by Pelosi and Schiff, to
appease their rabid fanboys. Congress is finished for the year,
nothing will come of this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (V2Yro)

That is true, even if El Tortuga De Guerra felt like taking this up before the next Congress is seated.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 02, 2020 07:58 PM (CYY+K)

153 120:

"Now that they have people stuck at home they feel safe to further their coup."

Yep. This has been an op made out of an opportunity. This will result in actual blood this time. No one wants it but it may be unavoidable.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 07:58 PM (puu6v)

154 So, the Dems are mad at Trump because they now say he did not respond to the crises fast enough, because he was busy being impeached by the dems?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (NgKpN)

155 Trump should arrest any Congress persons violating quarantine by leaving their houses.

Posted by: superspreader at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (OJ0zz)

156 >>> Pelosi and Schiff deserve a fair trial



When will he be investigated for his leaks and accessing Nunez's phone calls?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (VWp7G)

157 153 120:

"Now that they have people stuck at home they feel safe to further their coup."

Yep. This has been an op made out of an opportunity. This will result in actual blood this time. No one wants it but it may be unavoidable.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 07:58 PM (puu6v)

Ya know, I can shoot with a mask on.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (NgKpN)

158 They are deporting the basrard children.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (E2o2V)

159 Nothing new under the sun. Congress harassed Lincoln with investigations all during the civil war. No justification for it, but that's politics.

Posted by: Kazi at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (0x00j)

160 Actually thought about SCarolina as a retirement
place - wife has family in Clemson. Too many carpetbaggers. Yankees I
can deal with, carpetbaggers not so much.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (SwWMX)


Don't even think about coastal GA then. Our lovely island is overrun with scolds from NY, NY, Chicago, and CT.

I read through our Nextdoor earlier, and made out a list of those whose herd needs thinning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

161 19 Again, I've already failed Lent by swearing. Now I'm trying with all my heart not to wish the fires of hell on these demons parading as "servants of our country."

Beginning to fail......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 07:46 PM

I'm praying that Pelosi and her nasty daughter repent. If the Lord would like to help them along by visiting them with personal misfortune, let it be done according to His Will. Amen!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (/+bwe)

162 Allright. I'm fixing to have a cussing fit. I ask forgiveness in advance for what I may say about these America-haters. I will not say what I really want to though.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (XhWtx)

163 Actually thought about SCarolina as a retirement place ...Posted by: rammajamma

Not just discussing a retirement location, everybody I know who assumed they'd put a parent into a nice extended living situation for protective care at some point is now having second and third thoughts.

Posted by: corn and beans at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (tkNkP)

164 Again, were I Mitch I would issue a statement like this:

The Constitution gives the Senate the sole power to try impeachments. The House's vote is an afterthought and mainly a check on that power to remove an office holder from office. We wasted days listening to the imbecile Congressman Schiff, who never got within earshot of a point. The Senate reserves the right to waste anymore time with whatever trial the House things should be held.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (Eicbe)

165 How easily people forget Buzzion.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (Eicbe)


I could never forget Buzzion; how I tried to fling his corpse across the Detroit River into Canada, how he skipped on the water; how he slammed into the side of that Algoma freighter...

Memories, such beautiful memories.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (CYY+K)

166 "146 The Chinese paymasters are yanking the fuck out of the strings."

Yep. The China-dominated politicians and propaganda outlets are balls to the wall now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (puu6v)

167 If you had the sight to see all the devils that infest DC

Sounds like the start of the most terrifying HP Lovecraft / HR Giger graphic novel ever.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (ykYG2)

168 122. Door number 3!!!!

Posted by: vivi at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (11H2y)

169 1. Pray for their conversion.

2. Pray for their evil deeds to be constrained.

3. Pray they will receive divine justice.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (RU4sa)


{{{SMH}}}. I know in my heart you are right, but I am really having trouble with the first two of those!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

170
You frickin' Joneses and Lloyds and Morgans come swaggering in here and spew your gibberish. How dare you!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 08:01 PM (7rVsF)

171 Allright. I'm fixing to have a cussing fit. I ask forgiveness in advance for what I may say about these America-haters. I will not say what I really want to though.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (XhWtx)
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Fire all Tourettes.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 08:01 PM (Eicbe)

172 I bet China spilled wuflu all over NYC

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2020 08:01 PM (heJkW)

173 Allright. I'm fixing to have a cussing fit. I ask
forgiveness in advance for what I may say about these America-haters. I
will not say what I really want to though.


Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (XhWtx)


I'm willing to say it for you. I'm already going to hell because I quit my promise to stop swearing for Lent, and now I hate every single liberal I know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

174 It's enjoyable watching the Dems step on their own dicks and throw a win away. All they had to do was shut the fuck up and not pull this shit. This stunt will make fence sitters reflexively support Trump.

Posted by: it begins... at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (a5D9R)

175 Trump response is simple on this one. He should issue Executive Order prohibiting anyone in the Federal Government from spending any time -- at all -- answering, responding or otherwise laboring with any house investigation. Same time, issue blanket Executive Privilege. Just shut it down, completely, on the grounds that everyone in the Fed. government (except House Dems) are busy dealing with the Corona Virus.

He and his team don't have time to deal with this new House BS. Tell them he'll be happy to respond to their BS in 3-4 months, when the hard work of managing the Country through this thing is over.

Dems look so small and petty. Let the Media go all fainting couch on his shut down of House investigation and then get back into campaign mode and HAMMER the dems about their inability to actually do any work.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (DRgs8)

176 Doesn't New York also have a Chinatown.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (E2o2V)

177 Nid yw hyll a milain yn ffordd i fynd trwy fywyd,

=====

always looks made up
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM


My Welsh is rusty, but I think it says "Ugly and vicious is no way to get through life"

Posted by: Dafydd yr Ysgrifennydd at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (8g9Ji)

178 Does she remember that he addressed the coronavirus in his State of the Union speech? The one that she tore up for dramatic effect? Maybe she was too busy doing those little pre-tears to actually listen to him speak about it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2020 07:53 PM (/669Q)


Next Kung Flu update Trump could start with a replay of that then jump to Nazi tearing up the speech...
"Yup, you know who loves Kung Flu, Nazi Pelosi".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (1g7ch)

179 We have a herd thinning list for my neighborhood.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (6OMwV)

180 Welsh and Elvish can't be to different
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (ZCEU2)
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Elvish has left the building.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (Eicbe)

181 176: Yep

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (FFzh0)

182 I am convinced that dems really do want torches and pitchforks.


NEIN!
Shelter in Place! NOW!

Posted by: The People's Neighborhood Compliance Force at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (W4zWD)

183 fascinating, off topic: from John Lennon and Yoko's son Sean:

Been listening to 'respectable' journalists quoting CCP official numbers
for months without doubt or hesitation. Calling it the Wuhan Virus but
only days later telling ppl who say it's from China they're racist. The
official media have lost their legitimacy.
more at legal insurrection dot come

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (4a9Vv)

184 "172 I bet China spilled wuflu all over NYC"

They did by proxy. The question is whether it was accidentally or intentionally. It's more likely the first but no one would be shocked if it were the second and the PRC had domestic help.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (puu6v)

185
The Constitution gives the Senate the sole power to try impeachments. The House's vote is an afterthought and mainly a check on that power to remove an office holder from office. We wasted days listening to the imbecile Congressman Schiff, who never got within earshot of a point. The Senate reserves the right to waste anymore time with whatever trial the House things should be held.
Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (Eicbe)

Which is why the first vote in the Senate should have been to DISMISS the charges, as unconstitutionally vague under 'high crimes or misdemeanors' clause.

Would have been a slap at the dems in the House.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (NgKpN)

186 Doesn't New York also have a Chinatown.

Yes.

DC does too but it's weak.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (heJkW)

187 Jeebus, you do know the Constitution protects Congress from arrest going to or from the Capital?
155 Trump should arrest any Congress persons violating quarantine by leaving their houses.
Posted by: superspreader at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (OJ0zz)

Posted by: Kazi at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (0x00j)

188 I just went through the corporate emails I get. the 'chief medical officer' recommended not wearing masks twice. February and early March.

It's all I can do not to post comments on those pages "can we expect a retraction, apology, and/or resignation". For endangering their employees and spreading lies.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (ykYG2)

189 176 Doesn't New York also have a Chinatown.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (E2o2V)

A " Chinatown" has to have Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway or it is a knockoff.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (90T4r)

190 Nid yw hyll a milain yn ffordd i fynd trwy fywyd,

always looks made up
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2020 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

Needs more vowels, Pat.
Posted by: tubal
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Yeah, welshing on the vowels.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 08:04 PM (xSo9G)

191 I just cannot be civil about these two anymore.

Another Stalin show trial from Schiff?
I wonder if they've been using this time to build up their liars list and rehearse their stories?
Got the DC police on board for when they arrest PDT and his Cabinet?

Payback will be a bitch Dems.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2020 08:04 PM (axyOa)

192 150 Sorry Nancy, your Feb 24 invite to ChinaTown negates any input today.

POTUS has probably already written the letter to her about Chinatown akin to Schemer's to be released when she vomits out something equally stupid and un-selfaware. .

Posted by: corn and beans at April 02, 2020 08:04 PM (tkNkP)

193 1 I hope Karma makes Pelosi and Schiff their...

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 07:42 PM (lV2K5)


I pray for them every night.

That they fall by their own devices.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2020 08:04 PM (s6M7E)

194 Dems need their voters on the dole.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 02, 2020 08:04 PM (PUmDY)

195 and be sure to read Adam Schiff's weekly column in Dem Sturmer!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 02, 2020 08:04 PM (4a9Vv)

196

If the MFM wasn't the propaganda wing of the Democrat Party wouldn't be able to show their faces except in a few states that are stuck on stupid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2020 08:04 PM (QMeKl)

197 And here I thought the Dems had actually found the good sense to keep quiet and wait for Trump to make a mistake they could paint as either martial law tyranny or incompetence.
But no. They're going to make sure Trump sets the record for most seats in Congress by repeating the same stupid charade again. At this point even their own base are going Oy Vay!

Posted by: jdgalt at April 02, 2020 08:04 PM (3SFo/)

198 The Constitution gives the Senate the sole power to try impeachments.

And here we are again. What exactly is the High Crimes or Misdemeanor?

Once again proves that hypocrisy is not a vice it is a tool for these monsters.

At the very least we need to remind everyone in our sphere of influence that Pelosi, WaPo, NYT, CNN et al are Communist Chinese Agents.

It isn't enough that they murder us with a bioweapon, they intend to destroy us economically through propaganda and sedition.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 02, 2020 08:04 PM (C+evo)

199 >>>I pray for them every night.

That they fall by their own devices.



Or swords. Whatever's quicker.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2020 08:05 PM (VWp7G)

200 Nothing new under the sun. Congress harassed Lincoln with investigations all during the civil war. No justification for it, but that's politics.
Posted by: Kazi at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (0x00j)


It's still about power and slavery, by any other word, with the democrats.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2020 08:05 PM (1g7ch)

201 173 Allright. I'm fixing to have a cussing fit. I ask
forgiveness in advance for what I may say about these America-haters. I
will not say what I really want to though.


Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:00 PM (XhWtx)

I'm willing to say it for you. I'm already going to hell because I quit my promise to stop swearing for Lent, and now I hate every single liberal I know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

Valhalla! They not only let ya swear there, its encouraged!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2020 08:05 PM (NgKpN)

202 Missed last thread, not sure why ace said this might be a case of staff undermining Trump. Letter to Schumer is spectacular, long over-due (I'm thinking previous presidents), and really a masterful smack-down leaving the target nowhere to go.

Trump's known him since he was a congressman.
Trump noted how the real work is getting done through cooperation between the feds/WH and Cuomo, DeBlasio (both of those guys not trash-talking Trump any more).

Thing of beauty. I think Meadows would be fine with this, ditto rest of the inner circle.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (El6T/)

203 re 189: yes, and DiBlasio's Dem Commissioner of Health urged people to not stay away (Feb 2). I'll find a link...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (4a9Vv)

204 Trish Regan definitely was justified in losing her job at Fox Business for suggesting this exact thing was going to happen.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (aVmAZ)

205 Nid yw hyll a milain yn ffordd i fynd trwy fywyd,
..........

...that's number one, number two...

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (v0R5T)

206 NEIN!
Shelter in Place! NOW!


Posted by: The People's Neighborhood Compliance Force at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (W4zWD)

Break! Safety Dance!




https://tinyurl.com/chgge8m

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (CYY+K)

207 I'm even sick to death of our pastor. He's quoted the renowned David Brooks a few months ago.
And in his most recent newsletter, quoted a piece by David French from The Dispatch.

I serve on worship committee with this man. I'm sick of him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

208 Which is why the first vote in the Senate should have been to DISMISS the charges, as unconstitutionally vague under 'high crimes or misdemeanors' clause.

Would have been a slap at the dems in the House.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (NgKpN)
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No. no. no. A fair trial in America always starts with 3-4 days of hearing how EVIL the defendant is and why it is absolutely a special case to prosecute him because WHAT he did--but that's not to cut down on his presumption of innocence! No. No. No. Not at all!

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (Eicbe)

209 176 Doesn't New York also have a Chinatown.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (E2o2V)

China has a New York.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (KnJdm)

210
Speaking of Chinatown, during a bubonic plague outbreak in SF at the turn of the last century, they put a cordon sanitaire around Chinatown.

They also did similar in various places in the US during the Spanish flu epidemic. Also, reverse cordons. A place in Colorado did a reverse cordon during the Spanish Flu, and had no cases. If any outsider tried to come in, well they would be prevented with force.

It's been a long while since we had any big epidemic in this country, and it's been lost from our collective memory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (rCwaK)

211 Inslee officially shuts down Washington State until May 4.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (axyOa)

212 If the MFM wasn't the propaganda wing of the Democrat Party wouldn't be able to show their faces except in a few states that are stuck on stupid
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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Fellow travelers. The media are actually more culpable than the politicians.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (xSo9G)

213 Nothing new under the sun. Congress harassed Lincoln with investigations all during the civil war. No justification for it, but that's politics.
=====

Also, there is evil everywhere under the sun.

Posted by: Hercule Poirot at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (iydjf)

214 204 Trish Regan definitely was justified in losing her job at Fox Business for suggesting this exact thing was going to happen.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (aVmAZ)

She knew it was being worked on and outed them.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (LIhNq)

215 I'm already going to hell because I quit my promise to stop swearing for Lent, and now I hate every single liberal I know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (ptqGC)[/i[

Never understood why people want to play nice and be friends with those who would put them in the camps.

That's real. Died in the blood Progs will put anyone that does not accept the One True Politics in the camps.

The great unmasking continues.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (GoNER)

216 If Trump wins re-election, the constant investigations will continue, even if the Republicans take back the House. It will just be the minority screeching about how the majority is oppressing them.

If Trump loses re-election, expect yowling that he should resign immediately and let the Dem take over. Remember, that was being whines about in 2008 and the Lightbringer.

It's never ever ever going to end.

Oh, I forgot about the Trump prosecution commissions that people want set up.

The napalm that is being thrown onto the fire is going to end so well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (GbPPJ)

217 https://bit.ly/2JMmzFX
*********
Sex workers reveal their struggle to survive the coronavirus
*********
I guess Corona is "Sucking" the life out of all businesses

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (tzzWa)

Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (GoNER)

219 Pelosi and Schiff are making the likes of Quisling and Axis Sally look good.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:08 PM (lV2K5)

220 tucker doing the journalism that "journalists" won't do. 3M is selling masks to foreign countries before the US.

Posted by: vivi at April 02, 2020 08:08 PM (11H2y)

221 87 There is no cell service in Stabler WA (north of Carson WA in the Gorge.) None, nada. I know a few other places in the Gorge with no service too.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 02, 2020 07:50 PM (JKNZq)

We found a spot in the AZ high desert with no coverage.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 07:52 PM (BiNEL)

In rural areas especially, the carrier makes a difference.

In big cities, not so much.

At least in the West.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 08:08 PM (sy5kK)

222 Jeebus, you do know the Constitution protects Congress from arrest going to or from the Capital?

==>155 Trump should arrest any Congress persons violating quarantine by leaving their houses.
Posted by: superspreader at April 02, 2020 07:59 PM (OJ0zz)

Posted by: Kazi at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (0x00j)


The 1st Amendment protects our freedom to assemble. How's that working out these days ...

Posted by: Adriane the Holy Amenuensis, Batman Critic ... at April 02, 2020 08:08 PM (LPnfS)

223 jdgalt, you may be right. About the effect on November, I mean.

Unserious country, no press, mostly dumb/tribal electorate, but .....

If they really make the post-crisis period - when the economy's doing it's v-shaped recovery - about doing a gigantic bad-faith/ludicrous/theatrical "hey, you missed a spot!" after-action review of Trump's performance ..... they could be actually making a down-ticket landslide possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 08:08 PM (El6T/)

224 POTUS has probably already written the letter to her about Chinatown akin to Schemer's to be released when she vomits out something equally stupid and un-selfaware. .

If Trump being proactive and shutting down travel between our Chinese enemy and the US, and when Nancy rips up the State of The Union script because it mentions the Wuhan Death Cooties Plannedemic - if all of that is cause for impeachment, then she needs to be criminally indicted on her Chinatown statements.

Deliberately trying to kill her own constituents with a weapon made by her Communist Chinese comrades.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 02, 2020 08:08 PM (C+evo)

225 >>>The napalm that is being thrown onto the fire is going to end so well.


If nothing else, it would likely ensure PDT's reelection.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2020 08:08 PM (VWp7G)

226 San Francisco got missed by the Spanish Flu.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 02, 2020 08:08 PM (E2o2V)

227 'GoNER'

well... there's a hash.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (ykYG2)

228 3M is getting absolutely dragged on Tucker for what they did to Florida. And they deserve every bit of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (ZLI7S)

229 The world would be a better place without these two pieces of shit in it. Fuck them straight to hell.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

230
I'm willing to say it for you. I'm already going to hell because I quit my promise to stop swearing for Lent, and now I hate every single liberal I know.

Jane, at Confession: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I broke my Lenten sacrifice and started swearing at liberals."

Priest: "So what did you say about the *+$&#%s?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (7rVsF)

231 "214 204 Trish Regan definitely was justified in losing her job at Fox Business for suggesting this exact thing was going to happen.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (aVmAZ)

She knew it was being worked on and outed them."

Fox is the enemy. The globalist Murdochs are right in there with them and their Chinese communist pals.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (puu6v)

232 Never understood why people want to play nice and be friends with those who would put them in the camps.

---

Jesus did not play nice and be friends with His enemies.

But He did pray for them.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (RU4sa)

233 Jane D'Oh and all you loved ones, please don't stand too close to me as I cuss. I have been hit by lightning twice in my life and if I am due another strike I don't want any innocent bystanders turned to ash. I have 2 days off starting tomorrow after working damn near a month with just 3 days off and I'm proceeding to get drunk.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)

234 You know what? If Congress has time to do this, then the whole Coronavirus thing just not be as bad as they say that it is.

Because of it was REALLY as bad as they say, these scrunts would be working to help out their constituents rather than finding more ways to undermine the President.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (OuZMr)

235 Rhyddid!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (OuKaw)

236 Speaking of Chinatown, during a bubonic plague outbreak in SF at the turn of the last century, they put a cordon sanitaire around Chinatown.

They also did similar in various places in the US during the Spanish flu epidemic. Also, reverse cordons. A place in Colorado did a reverse cordon during the Spanish Flu, and had no cases. If any outsider tried to come in, well they would be prevented with force.

It's been a long while since we had any big epidemic in this country, and it's been lost from our collective memory.
Posted by: publius



"Shoot them dead"; Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte orders police and military to kill citizens who defy coronavirus lockdown

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 08:10 PM (W2taJ)

237 Dear Lord. I'm exhausted.

Prayers for all of us. I'm out for the night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2020 08:10 PM (ptqGC)

238

They act in ways that indicate an occupying force in wartime.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 02, 2020 08:10 PM (lg/F7)

239 I fucking hate Dims. No exceptions. Nov: Big R all the way from President to Dog Catcher. If Jesus runs as a Dim for dog catcher, xing lois GI.

Posted by: Dingbat at April 02, 2020 08:10 PM (KylN9)

240 BTW, 3M's website has a media contacts section on their website. If you want to let them know how you feel.

Posted by: vivi at April 02, 2020 08:10 PM (11H2y)

241 will no covid rid us of this aged hag?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 02, 2020 08:10 PM (G546f)

242 A preachment, dear friends, you are about to receive
On John Barleycorn, nicotine, and the temptations of Eve.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2020 08:10 PM (Z+IKu)

243 alex, no "investigations" in House if GOP takes it back.

Probably, unfortunately, any investigations of the DOJ or FBI or IC, or the Mueller criminal enterprise. Though, maybe, there's a chance for *some* of that.

Whatever minimum McCarthy thinks he can get away with. Nunes is for real, and there are a handful of other real ones in the House.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (El6T/)

244 Eromero, raising a glass to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (OuKaw)

245 San Francisco during the Spanish Influenza did not panic and everyone pulled together to deal with it.

2020, not so much. And all these innocent deaths rest squarely upon the shoulders of everyone who tried to minimize the WuHan Flu. Oh what a millstone they will have around their necks when standing before the Pearly Gates unless they honestly repent their evil deeds.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (lV2K5)

246 They're going to lose bigly in November.

This is beyond tiresome shit.

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (i0gfv)

247 Trish Regan definitely was justified in losing her job at Fox Business for suggesting this exact thing was going to happen.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (aVmAZ)
-----------
She knew it was being worked on and outed them.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 02, 2020 08:07 PM (LIhNq)
~~~~~

Wait. Why was she fired?

Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (sGotD)

248 But He did pray for them.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (RU4sa)


I'd pray for mine to die in a fire.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (GoNER)

249 3M is selling masks to foreign countries before the US.

Posted by: vivi at April 02, 2020 08:08 PM (11H2y)


Multi-national corporation, pseudo "capitalism", rope, lamp-posts, some assembly required!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (BiNEL)

250 Being full of hate tends to wear a person out.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (RU4sa)

251 So I had a little conversation about the ChiCom with the checkout person at Walmart today. She said she was a nursing student and she was taking Airborne vitamins because the ChiCom is, you know, airborne.

I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (sWM8x)

252 yep: both from Tom Elliot (cited on Townhall):

NYC "Health Commissioner" Oxiris Barbot on Feb. 7th: "We're telling New
Yorkers, go about your lives, take the subway, go out, enjoy life"
Barbot on Feb. 2nd: "There is no reason not to take the subway, not to
take the bus, not to go out to your favorite restaurant, and certainly
not to miss the parade next Sunday."

Matt Vespa at Townhall dot comhttps://tinyurl.com/sfuhf2j

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (4a9Vv)

253 People only act this desperate when they afraid of going to prison.

the dems are afraid they might catch the commie coof in the federal pen.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (LWu6U)

254 Trump can always say "I told you about this in the State of The Union, but someone had to go and rip that up"

Posted by: Picric at April 02, 2020 08:12 PM (nonGu)

255 That Duterte dude doesn't mess around.

Bit of a wildman, no stickler for the finer sensibilities, but not boring.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 08:12 PM (El6T/)

256 tucker doing the journalism that "journalists" won't do. 3M is selling masks to foreign countries before the US.

Because the CDC and the FDA didn't do their jobs and certify the masks held in storage.

Plus, there is active trading in the market for masks. The US hospitals and government do not have the ability to trade on the open market.

Foreigners had no problems bidding and producing payment for the items. That is how 45 million masks in New Jersey were bought by foreigners.

The US is just anti capitalist and too bureaucratic to operate effectively in open, free markets.

Sorry, this is what happens when two generations of people vote in communists and lawyers (BIRM)

Posted by: 🐧 at April 02, 2020 08:12 PM (C+evo)

257 220 tucker doing the journalism that "journalists" won't do. 3M is selling masks to foreign countries before the US.
Posted by: vivi at April 02, 2020 08:08 PM (11H2y)

Wow. Assholes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 02, 2020 08:13 PM (NWiLs)

258
And I was reading about Kenya, our former president's birthplace. The cops there are going full Nazi, beating anyone who violates the lockdown orders.

Some kid was standing out on his balcony watching the cops beating down some people and got hit by a stray bullet when they opened fire on some violators. Kid died soon thereafter. No biggy, and no attempt to even get him to the hospital, if there was one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 08:13 PM (rCwaK)

259 This virus is going to give the Dems a chance to have Biden campaign via scripted, rehearsed video releases and friendly softball media interviews. Perfect way to cover his dementia.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2020 08:13 PM (dNzKv)

260 Unbelievable that they would do this after the humiliation of their last sham. Now you've got people watching what the president is doing and trying to doand they are impressed. They'll see this and go " you have got to be kidding me."

It should result in a big second wave of walkaways. That said, the GOP has to get the house back just to avoid this bullshit

Posted by: oddnot at April 02, 2020 08:13 PM (OOHVU)

261 don't trust 3M, 3M is asshoe

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 08:14 PM (ykYG2)

262 I think the word is "Legion". because that is the number of demons that dwell within her.

According to St. Mark's account of Jesus' exorcism of the Gerasene man possessed by Legion (Mark 5: 1-13), the evil spirits asked Jesus to send them into a herd of swine after they left the afflicted man at His command. Jesus allowed the demons to enter the swine (about 2000, according to Mark). The herd then rushed down the bank and was drowned in the sea.

So if Legion now dwells within Pelosi, I think you can guess the identity of her herd of swine.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 02, 2020 08:14 PM (pPNCa)

263 Jane, at Confession: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I broke my Lenten sacrifice and started swearing at liberals."

Priest: "So what did you say about the *+$&#%s?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (7rVsF)


So, you have found a good church and priest!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:14 PM (BiNEL)

264 Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 07:55 PM (RU4sa)

I think that those are good prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2020 08:14 PM (WI7YS)

265 Sorry, this is what happens when two generations of people vote in communists and lawyers (BIRM)
Posted by: at April 02, 2020 08:12 PM (C+evo)

Whoa whoa whoa.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 02, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

266 >Wait. Why was she fired?
Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (sGotD)


She said on air that the dem-media response to the Chinese corona virus was the next step in impeachment of Trump. I'm paraphrasing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2020 08:15 PM (aVmAZ)

267 A lot of discussion about the SALT tax but it's a good example of how federalism is supposed to work.The states are supposed to compete with each other for the taxpaying citizens.A state can't get too far out of line or it will lose their productive population.A similar thing happened in the 80s (?) with welfare. Wisconsin offered the highest welfare payments, but hhad to align itself with what other states offered because all the deadbeats were moving to Wisc and the taxpayers who didn't want to shoulder the burden were moving out.It's supposed to be a competition.

Posted by: artemis at April 02, 2020 08:15 PM (AwPyG)

268 Mr. President, what enchants you about watching old people die?

Posted by: Whitehouse Press Corpse at April 02, 2020 08:15 PM (Eicbe)

269 I speak a little "Pelosi" and translate it as:

The dems know Trump is getting stronger and they can't beat him even with a crashed economy and pandemic. Now they are rightfully afraid of losing the house, so they will lopen an investigation and with their complicit media, float some "peed on hookers" type bs stories for several month before the election and implore voters to keep them in office so that they can finish their "work."

Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 08:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

270 One of my colleagues is an African immigrant. Says the Africans are fleeing the cities to the outlying villages where there is only rudimentary healthcare, if anything.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2020 08:15 PM (dNzKv)

271
The Globalist mouthpieces in the US power structure, including the Pelosis in government and the Tappers in the Press, are regularly crossing the line. No truth, no perspective, only denigrating our leader's efforts and the ongoing rap of hate, smears, lies and mis-truths.

Try as I can, I do not see a national divorce.


I am trying to ignore the growing possibility of open civil war, however. It will start in pockets, not unlike the Beervirus outbreak.

But it will not be silent. Not at all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 08:15 PM (sy5kK)

272 259 This virus is going to give the Dems a chance to have Biden campaign via scripted, rehearsed video releases and friendly softball media interviews. Perfect way to cover his dementia.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2020 08:13 PM (dNzKv)

Max Foreheadroom

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 08:15 PM (i0gfv)

273 The virus hoopla really isn't bothering me.

The virtue signaling of some of my acquaintances and pompous bloviations from the so called elite is what is going to cause me to come unglued.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2020 08:15 PM (Y4EXg)

274 and I'm proceeding to get drunk.
Posted by: Eromero
===
This will be good.

Posted by: Simplemind at April 02, 2020 08:15 PM (yshFD)

275 I'm so far down the rabbit hole that it made me suspicious that TuCa had another mask scam story after the explosive whistleblower Florida mask interview.

Is everything just Squirrel!?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2020 08:16 PM (gd9RK)

276 She said on air that the dem-media response to the Chinese corona virus was the next step in impeachment of Trump. I'm paraphrasing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2020 08:15 PM (aVmAZ)
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Without saying "both sides".

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 08:16 PM (Eicbe)

277 Assuming Joey Bidet doesn't catch the WuHan Flu from someone as he sniffs their hair...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:16 PM (lV2K5)

278 "258
And I was reading about Kenya, our former president's birthplace. The cops there are going full Nazi, beating anyone who violates the lockdown orders.

Some kid was standing out on his balcony watching the cops beating down some people and got hit by a stray bullet when they opened fire on some violators. Kid died soon thereafter. No biggy, and no attempt to even get him to the hospital, if there was one."

That very easily could happen right here, right now, only you would never know about it unless you were in the immediate vicinity. And your neighbors would come to you and suggest it best to forget everything you thought you saw and heard.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 08:16 PM (puu6v)

279 > 261 don't trust 3M, 3M is asshoe
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 08:14 PM (ykYG2)



This is 100% true. Speaking as a former 3m-er

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2020 08:16 PM (aVmAZ)

280 i really think Nancy is Satanic. Schiff, too. My faith in God is shaken a little because a lightning bolt hasn't struck them both and left a smoking pile of debris.

Posted by: vivi at April 02, 2020 08:16 PM (11H2y)

281 >>>I speak a little "Pelosi" and translate it as:



Times like these are when I really appreciate PDT snubbing Pelosi's handshake at the SOTU. F her and everyone who looks like her.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2020 08:16 PM (bkUtD)

282 >>I speak a little "Pelosi" and translate it as:

>>The dems know Trump is getting stronger and they can't beat him even with a crashed economy and pandemic. Now they are rightfully afraid of losing the house, so they will lopen an investigation and with their complicit media, float some "peed on hookers" type bs stories for several month before the election and implore voters to keep them in office so that they can finish their "work."


Excellent translation.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2020 08:17 PM (ZLI7S)

283 Mitt would probably vote for Pelosi's shameless tax plan in the senate because of his conscience.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 02, 2020 08:17 PM (PUmDY)

284
So, you have found a good church and priest!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:14 PM (BiNEL)


Yes, I have. Really, I'm missing going to Mass (TLM, of course) even if it means waking up at 5:00 in the morning. I watch the live stream from the FSSP apostolate in Sarasota, but it's not the same.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 08:17 PM (7rVsF)

285 Can Pelosi speak jive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:17 PM (lV2K5)

286 Get a load of this from 3M's web page:

"Focusing on the front lines of COVID-19
--We are committed to getting personal protective equipment to healthcare workers"

Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 08:17 PM (sGotD)

287 I'm proceeding to get drunk.
Posted by: Eromero


Here's to you and Mrs E.!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:18 PM (BiNEL)

288 'Let the Supreme Court rule that officials managing the crisis must make themselves available constantly to participate in DNC electioneering efforts.'

Agree. This is Trumps chance to make the election--to make EVERYthing --about Schiff , and Pelosi, --put them on the ballot with Mr Drool Cup .

Just tell Congress he will deal with them after the virus is defeated.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 02, 2020 08:18 PM (xXx5y)

289 Ben Had!! How are you?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2020 08:18 PM (aVmAZ)

290 262
I think the word is "Legion". because that is the number of demons that dwell within her.



According to St. Mark's account of Jesus' exorcism of the Gerasene
man possessed by Legion (Mark 5: 1-13), the evil spirits asked Jesus to
send them into a herd of swine after they left the afflicted man at His
command. Jesus allowed the demons to enter the swine (about 2000,
according to Mark). The herd then rushed down the bank and was drowned
in the sea.



So if Legion now dwells within Pelosi, I think you can guess the identity of her herd of swine.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 02, 2020 08:14 PM (pPNCa)

And that's how we got Deviled Ham.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 02, 2020 08:18 PM (CYY+K)

291
Yep. The China-dominated politicians and propaganda outlets are balls to the wall now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat


Oh yeah? Russia Russia Russia!!!! You Putin lover!!!!

Posted by: Adam Shiftt at April 02, 2020 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

292 She knew it was being worked on and outed them."



Fox is the enemy. The globalist Murdochs are right in there with them and their Chinese communist pals.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 08:09 PM (puu6v)


I'm guessing that Paul Quisling Ryan might have been involved too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2020 08:18 PM (QMeKl)

293 Get a load of this from 3M's web page:

"Focusing on the front lines of COVID-19
--We are committed to getting personal protective equipment to healthcare workers"

Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 08:17 PM (sGotD)


To be fair, they didn't specify WHERE those healthcare workers were located!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:18 PM (BiNEL)

294 Being full of hate tends to wear a person out.
Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 08:11 PM (RU4sa)


Meh - so I've heard. But I don't believe it.

I've found hate to be like an oil well. Use it too quickly, and the well runs dry for a bit. But it'll get full again. Some wells more than others.

So you got a few things in play. How big is your hate well ? How much hate can you pump ? And how quick does your dry well restock ?

Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:19 PM (GoNER)

295 Tapper looks old and worn.

Posted by: CN at April 02, 2020 08:19 PM (ONvIw)

296 Well, I see Tucker is finally catching up to where I was 2 weeks ago; as bad as the virus is (and I agree, it's bad) the economic devastation caused by our shutdowns is going to be 100 times worse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2020 08:19 PM (V2Yro)

297 Dorothy needs to get off her lazy ass and land her house on this bitch already.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 02, 2020 08:19 PM (tRd71)

298 Yes, I have. Really, I'm missing going to Mass (TLM, of course) even if it means waking up at 5:00 in the morning. I watch the live stream from the FSSP apostolate in Sarasota, but it's not the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

---

I found the website last week. Nice!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2020 08:20 PM (Y4EXg)

299 Pelosi specifically prefaced her need for inquiry for a lack of care for Black people.

She is bugfucking scared that PDT really does have 25% or better of the Black vote.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:20 PM (OuKaw)

300 Pelosi and Schiff, you better pray to the God you don't believe in that Trump does not resurrect Woodrow Wilson's sedition act.

You won't like it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:20 PM (lV2K5)

301 239 I fucking hate Dims. No exceptions. Nov: Big R all the way from President to Dog Catcher. If Jesus runs as a Dim for dog catcher, xing lois GI.
Posted by: Dingbat at April 02, 2020 08:10 PM (KylN9)


Democrats are simply not fit to govern. None of them. They can't handle money, they have at best a tenuous relationship with reality, they don't give a rat's ass about America ... I could go on but you get the idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2020 08:20 PM (YqDXo)

302 Tapper looks old and worn.
Posted by: CN at April 02, 2020 08:19 PM (ONvIw)


He's about tapped out.

Posted by: Mandingo at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (1g7ch)

303 ndependent Justice Dept. investigation into Pelosi enterprises.
Posted by: runner at April 02, 2020 07:48 PM (zr5Kq)T


There's a Pelosi on Zoom's board. Who stands to benefit most from a total shut down of education? On line companies like Zoom. Also, heavily infected by China (IMO).
That is thin, buts its more "evidence" than they had on Trump.

Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

304 Nid yw hyll a milain yn ffordd i fynd trwy fywyd
*************
My Welsh is rusty, but I think it says "Ugly and vicious is no way to get through life"
Posted by: Dafydd yr Ysgrifennydd at April 02, 2020 08:02 PM (8g9Ji)


Very good! According to Google, translates to:
"Ugly and vicious is not a way to go through life"

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (OuZMr)

305 Can Pelosi speak jive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:17 PM (lV2K5)

Man dat stank ass bitch best not be fronting or she gets da beat down wit da speed knots yo!

Posted by: Smoke Porterhouse at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (Z+IKu)

306 300 Pelosi and Schiff, you better pray to the God you don't believe in that Trump does not resurrect Woodrow Wilson's sedition act.

You won't like it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:20 PM (lV2K5)


Palmer raids could do the nation a power of good.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

307 Dorothy needs to get off her lazy ass and land her house on this bitch already.

SMOD is warming up in the bullpen.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (pPNCa)

308 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 08:17 PM (7rVsF)

Live, I can feel the Spirit working.

Live stream is just not the same.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (BiNEL)

309 255 That Duterte dude doesn't mess around.
Bit of a wildman, no stickler for the finer sensibilities, but not boring.

Every Filippina I've ever met...

Posted by: Bulls Are Us at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (d6DSt)

310 "Hate keeps a man alive 41."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (lV2K5)

311 Tapper looks old and worn.
Posted by: CN at April 02, 2020 08:19 PM (ONvIw)


He looks like he just pooped his pants.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (aS1PU)

312 And I was reading about Kenya, our former president's birthplace. The cops there are going full Nazi, beating anyone who violates the lockdown orders.

Some kid was standing out on his balcony watching the cops beating down some people and got hit by a stray bullet when they opened fire on some violators. Kid died soon thereafter. No biggy, and no attempt to even get him to the hospital, if there was one."

That very easily could happen right here, right now, only you would never know about it unless you were in the immediate vicinity. And your neighbors would come to you and suggest it best to forget everything you thought you saw and heard.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat


That's when it turns into a Robocop Detroit.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (W2taJ)

313 "296 Well, I see Tucker is finally catching up to where I was 2 weeks ago; as bad as the virus is (and I agree, it's bad) the economic devastation caused by our shutdowns is going to be 100 times worse."

TuCa is the only reason and time slot I watch Fox any longer. Even he got persuaded to follow and forget the consequences, and now it's hitting him.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 08:22 PM (puu6v)

314 Tapper looks old and worn.
Posted by: CN at April 02, 2020 08:19 PM (ONvIw)


Good Lighting. Fro those of us over 40, its the key to life.

Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 08:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

315 Tapper looks old and worn.

Posted by: CN at April 02, 2020 08:19 PM (ONvIw)



Imagine what he must look like without all of that embalming makeup on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2020 08:22 PM (QMeKl)

316 Can she be launched into the Sun during a national emergency? I don't see it on the list of forbidden things.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2020 08:22 PM (98WNR)

317
It's perfectly obvious that Pelosi and the rest of those malignant puddles of maggot diarrhea are by no means Americans.

They simply live in our country. their allegiance lies elsewhere.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 02, 2020 08:22 PM (KATBx)

318 This virus is going to give the Dems a chance to have Biden campaign via scripted, rehearsed video releases and friendly softball media interviews. Perfect way to cover his dementia.Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

They can try but it won't work. He is too far gone.

Posted by: corn and beans at April 02, 2020 08:22 PM (tkNkP)

319 Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:19 PM (GoNER)

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Hate just gives power to your enemies.

If you're fine with that, okay.

I would think they have enough power as it is.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 08:23 PM (RU4sa)

320 Some kid was standing out on his balcony watching the cops beating down some people and got hit by a stray bullet when they opened fire on some violators. Kid died soon thereafter. No biggy, and no attempt to even get him to the hospital, if there was one."

Pfft. Sounds like a slow night in Chicago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2020 08:23 PM (YqDXo)

321 I don't understand why the hospitals aren't handing out that quinine mix thing like candy to every hospital admission....

Posted by: vivi at April 02, 2020 08:23 PM (11H2y)

322 For what it's worth...

Thank you for contacting 3M.
Our goal is to respond to your request within 24 hours. Some questions, however, may need further investigation to provide you with an appropriate response.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 08:23 PM (sGotD)

323 Everybody remember back during the stimulous hand outs unde Obama, how worried the Dems were about money being given explicitly to Dem donars and favored businesses while conservatives owned businesses where shuttered often under direct orders from Obumbles?
How many conservative GM dealerships were told to close and the business move to a favored Dem owned dealership?

No?
No one remembers how concerned the Dems were about that abuse or about the hundreds of Billions that seemed to just evaporate?

Well damn. I guess you must'a been paying attention then.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 02, 2020 08:23 PM (af5xa)

324 Come to Chinatown. Enjoy exotic foods.

How'd you like to be a Chinese bat smuggler today.
Everybody hates you. The Not Really Secret Police are after you.
Your favorite aunt is coughing her lungs out and you can't even spell Pangolin.

Posted by: DaveA at April 02, 2020 08:24 PM (FhXTo)

325 Maud'dib, I'm doing just fine. I hope you and the family which includes Benny are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:24 PM (OuKaw)

326 This virus is going to give the Dems a chance to have Biden campaign via scripted, rehearsed video releases and friendly softball media interviews. Perfect way to cover his dementia.Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Yeah, but ... against The Donald? A notorious broken field runner?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2020 08:24 PM (YqDXo)

327 That is thin, buts its more "evidence" than they had on Trump.

Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (Ed8Zd)


Zoom is a captive creature of the ChiComs, why should that concern "our betters"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:24 PM (BiNEL)

328 I wouldn't want to go Ship of Fools on anyone but three wuflu ships to be allowed to dock in Ft Lauderdale now? Who thought starting a cruise in the last 10 -14 days was a good idea?

Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 08:24 PM (SwWMX)

329 I'm proceeding to get drunk.
Posted by: Eromero

I thought that was required.

Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 08:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

330 "Shoot them dead"; Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte orders police and military to kill citizens who defy coronavirus lockdown

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 08:10 PM (W2taJ)

Duterte is such a Moron

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 02, 2020 08:24 PM (G546f)

331 The House Select Committee should do a dry run by looking into the 2009 Swine Flu response. Then they can put on their big boy pants and look into Wilson's handling of the Spanish Flu.

Posted by: Marooned at April 02, 2020 08:25 PM (yYptV)

332
Live, I can feel the Spirit working.

Live stream is just not the same.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (BiNEL)


True, but at least I can hear the "nobis quoque peccatoribus". I sit in the back pew (where I belong) and my deaf ear is turned toward the altar, so I never catch it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2020 08:25 PM (7rVsF)

333 That's when it turns into a Robocop Detroit.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 08:21 PM (W2taJ)


You wish! Because then you would get the ED 209!
https://tinyurl.com/yywojhn5

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 02, 2020 08:25 PM (CYY+K)

334 Hate just gives power to your enemies.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 08:23 PM (RU4sa)


That's the kind of thing people say because they wish it were true.

I have seen - seen - a man pick up a chair and beat a man 100 lbs bigger into a non-moving lump using nothing but hate fuel.

Hate gets shit done.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (GoNER)

335 Do we know for a fact he wrote that letter?

It's not quite right.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (s6M7E)

336 No. no. no. A fair trial in America always starts with 3-4 days of hearing how EVIL the defendant is and why it is absolutely a special case to prosecute him because WHAT he did--but that's not to cut down on his presumption of innocence! No. No. No. Not at all!
Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2020 08:06 PM (Eicbe)
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And when, amid the Plaintiff's shrieks
The ruffianly Defendant speaks
Upon the other side -
What he may say you needn't mind.
From bias free of ev'ry kind,
This trial must be tried.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (g8Yc+)

337 321 I don't understand why the hospitals aren't handing out that quinine mix thing like candy to every hospital admission....

Bing the terms 'side effects' and 'risk-benefit' and 'we're already out of Azithromycin'

Posted by: Bulls Are Us at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (d6DSt)

338 328 I wouldn't want to go Ship of Fools on anyone but three wuflu ships to be allowed to dock in Ft Lauderdale now? Who thought starting a cruise in the last 10 -14 days was a good idea?
Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 08:24 PM (SwWMX)

Idiots, I would imagine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

339 It's all Banana Republic all the time. I for one welcome Donald Trump going all Pinochet on their asses. Fuck Them, #WAR!

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (WqPYg)

340 Looks like they sacked [i[Teddy Roosevelt's skipper. Dude, stay out at sea and let the WuHan Flu burn itself out. No one needs to step aboard, just have a fast replenishment ship stock you up as needed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (lV2K5)

341 I find myself wishing ill on Nazi and Pencil Neck.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

342 I think I'll have 3 scoops of ice cream tonight.

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (i0gfv)

343 329
I'm proceeding to get drunk.

Posted by: Eromero
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

You're late.
I'd have to sober up in order to *get drunk.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 02, 2020 08:27 PM (af5xa)

344 So, Ma did enjoy her day at the Senior Supermax. Brought her some Easter stuff in a basket with a blue Easter bunny. Chocolate eggs for dessert tonight.

So hey, brighten somebody's day. 20 bucks can buy happiness. Whom knew?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 02, 2020 08:27 PM (e1mEI)

345 Apparently "expert" doctors have no idea where money comes from.


Or rent.

Or clothing.

Or fucking food.

Posted by: The People's Neighborhood Compliance Force at April 02, 2020 08:27 PM (W4zWD)

346 "The President gave me one task: Get more, to our healthcare workers, now."

--Rear Adm. John Polowczyk

How great is that!

Posted by: m at April 02, 2020 08:28 PM (oGFm1)

347 You wish! Because then you would get the ED 209!

I'll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:28 PM (lV2K5)

348 Biden: three cameras. He speaks for 30 seconds then turns towards another camera..
cut. Biden gets five minutes to catch his breath.
Start again, making it look like he just turned from the first camera. 30 seconds and he turns towards another camera.
Cut.
Would only take like ten hours to get a 20 minute statement that seems coherent.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 02, 2020 08:28 PM (4a9Vv)

349 If you would love God you must hate evil. Like with everything ... there's rational hate and irrational hate.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2020 08:28 PM (WqPYg)

350 all this talk of drinking is triggering to us PA hordians.
Oh well, at least the gub stores are open
*sulks*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 02, 2020 08:28 PM (G546f)

351 >>>Bing the terms 'side effects' and 'risk-benefit' and 'we're already out of Azithromycin'

Posted by: Bulls Are Us at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (d6DSt)


Or the terms the CDC/FDA put on them.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2020 08:28 PM (s6M7E)

352 I gave blood today so I'm going to have a brownie tonight.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 02, 2020 08:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

353 Is it true cops are giving $500 tickets in Dallas if two are in a car traveling to the Walmart?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (+fPHo)

354 3 Ace, if you want disappear go to northern Wisconsin. Nothing but trees and meth labs and lakes.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Visit Wisconsin! Stay awake for days, pace aimlessly among the trees, and go fishing while talking to the moon!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 02, 2020 07:57 PM (FFzh0)


Come to the Ozarks! You'll like your odds!!

Posted by: Marty and Wendy Byrde at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

355 341 I find myself wishing ill on Nazi and Pencil Neck.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

It's only natural.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (NWiLs)

356 If you have a Dr and you have symptoms he can write you a prescription for HC and a zPack.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (s6M7E)

357 The Navy Captain should be court-martialed, he sent a report about a lack of readiness for his carrier through unsecured channels - he is either stupid or meant for it to leak. Jackwagon is getting off easy.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (SwWMX)

358 Come to the Ozarks! You'll like your odds!!

Posted by: Marty and Wendy Byrde at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

LOL

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (G546f)

359 Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:26 PM (GoNER)

---

I guess we'll agree to disagree.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (RU4sa)

360 Thanks, Muad'dib!

Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (sGotD)

361 vmom the PLCB has online buying but delivery of said goods is weak. Limited to 1 customer order per day.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (ZCEU2)

362 Laters y'all.

Posted by: SMH at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (RU4sa)

363 331
The House Select Committee should do a dry run by looking into the 2009
Swine Flu response. Then they can put on their big boy pants and look
into Wilson's handling of the Spanish Flu.

Posted by: Marooned at April 02, 2020 08:25 PM (yYptV)

_________


Isn't it time to retroactively impeach George Washington for his handling of the Revolutionary War?

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (WqPYg)

364 Anger and hate can be righteous.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

365 I am in SMH's corner.

One just has to look at the Democrats to see what hate does to people.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (lV2K5)

366 Sean Lennon also asked folks to stop quoting Imagine to him. He said he had some familiarity with the song.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (JKNZq)

367 Is it true cops are giving $500 tickets in Dallas if two are in a car traveling to the Walmart?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (+fPHo)


And if you run you will be shot while trying to escape.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (aS1PU)

368 I have a spoilery prediction for Ozark season 4

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (G546f)

369
Is it true cops are giving $500 tickets in Dallas if two are in a car traveling to the Walmart?
Posted by: Les Kinetic


No more car pooling and cloth bags?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (aKsyK)

370 20 bucks can buy happiness. Whom knew?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 02, 2020 08:27 PM


Same as in town.

Posted by: Just the punchline at April 02, 2020 08:31 PM (DMUuz)

371 re 323: I recall that Chrysler dealers who donated to Repubs got screwed.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 02, 2020 08:31 PM (4a9Vv)

372 If a person lets hate diminish them then yes that is an asset for an enemy.

A stone cold opportunity for revenge is your asset.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:31 PM (OuKaw)

373 I gave blood today so I'm going to have a brownie tonight.
Posted by: Northernlurker

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We're not doing phrasing this week?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2020 08:31 PM (Y4EXg)

374 361 huh
good to know, thanks

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (G546f)

375 Like with everything ... there's rational hate and irrational hate.

I'd say it's a tool - like a gun or a knife or fire.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (GoNER)

376 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 08:30 PM (lV2K5)

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (WI7YS)

377 They want to cut into Trump's dominance of the television time.
Expect "daily briefings" from this committee, probably timed before Trump's.

The MSM will waste Trump's question-and-answer time by putting him on the defensive with Pelosi's talking points of the day.

Posted by: Wethal at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (3RspO)

378 Whoa whoa whoa.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 02, 2020 08:14 PM

It's ok Insom...they can trust us.

We're not like the others.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (rBtIz)

379 The cruise ship industry must be going to take a major hit at least all this year.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (ZCEU2)

380 I gave blood today so I'm going to have a brownie tonight.
Posted by: Northernlurker

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We're not doing phrasing this week?
Posted by: Tonypete


I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a brownie.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (W2taJ)

381 358 Come to the Ozarks! You'll like your odds!!

Posted by: Marty and Wendy Byrde at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

LOL
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (G546f)

I binge watched season 3 recently. Daaaamn.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

382 Posted by: The People's Neighborhood Compliance Force at April 02, 2020 08:27 PM (W4zWD)

TO be fair, those "experts" have sweet USG sinecures, are virtually unfireable, get a bulletproof paycheck EVERY MONTH (even in a non-essential stand-down), accrue both vacation and sick leave, have an even sweeter retirement and medical system waiting for them when they make the required years of service, and consider you peasants as stupid because you don't have a government job.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (BiNEL)

383
I binge watched season 3 recently. Daaaamn.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo a

yeah
good show

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 02, 2020 08:33 PM (G546f)

384 H8 has no home here!

Posted by: Brattleboro Wymyn's & Feline Holistic Health Habitat at April 02, 2020 08:33 PM (DMUuz)

385 re 364: recall Elijah having a good time pissing on the prophets of Baal in front of King Ahab (it's it the Bible somewhere, don't feel like looking)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 02, 2020 08:34 PM (4a9Vv)

386

"Can we just launch her into the sun?"

Make her family pay for the rocket and I'm good with that.
Otherwise, just stretch her neck on worldwide tv, like the rest.

Posted by: teej at April 02, 2020 08:34 PM (GkpWM)

387 meh, Trump should just refuse to answer non wuflu related questions
2 strikes and reporter is banned

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 02, 2020 08:34 PM (G546f)

388 Hrothgar @ 287- By the way bro, Mrs. E and I have been married 20 years today. we been looking at pictures of that (youngish) couple today and laughing our asses off.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:35 PM (XhWtx)

389 357 The Navy Captain should be court-martialed, he sent a report about a lack of readiness for his carrier through unsecured channels - he is either stupid or meant for it to leak. Jackwagon is getting off easy.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 08:29 PM (SwWMX)


He mailed the letter to 30 people.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2020 08:35 PM (s6M7E)

390 The MSM will waste Trump's question-and-answer time by putting him on the defensive with Pelosi's talking points of the day.
Posted by: Wethal at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (3RspO)

Then he keeps powering through with the idea that this is not the time for partisan politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2020 08:35 PM (WI7YS)

391 I hate hate hate those Navage commercials.

They make me gag.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 08:35 PM (sGotD)

392 His senior officer, and Admiral was on board when he sent the letter.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2020 08:36 PM (s6M7E)

393 Getchir chain saws boyz

https://youtu.be/lAihDAJX8Ow

Posted by: DaveA at April 02, 2020 08:36 PM (FhXTo)

394 Good Lighting. Fro those of us over 40, its the key to life.
Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 08:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
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My preferred lighting is one candle per 400 square feet.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2020 08:36 PM (/669Q)

395 Huge line out front at Trader Joe. They are limiting number of customers inside. I said no I will not wait.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 02, 2020 08:36 PM (+fPHo)

396 "7 The Hill says stimulus checks in 20 weeks.

Posted by: Roy Rogers at April 02, 2020 07:44 PM (E2o2V) "



LOL, September ?

Uhuh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 02, 2020 08:36 PM (cqteU)

397 Happy Anniversary to Eromero and Mrs. E. Raising another glass.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:36 PM (OuKaw)

398 394 Good Lighting. Fro those of us over 40, its the key to life.
Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 08:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
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My preferred lighting is one candle per 400 square feet.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2020 08:36 PM (/669Q)

I thought you were 29

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 02, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

399 Trump should start an investigation into who's getting money from the Chicoms.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 02, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

400 got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a brownie.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (W2taJ)

Umm. No response

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 02, 2020 08:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

401 Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:35 PM (XhWtx)


Happy anniversary, to you and the Mrs.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2020 08:37 PM (s6M7E)

402 379 The cruise ship industry must be going to take a major hit at least all this year.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 08:32 PM (ZCEU2)

The Great Cruise Ship Experiment indicates you have a 50/50 shot at coming out clean. Better odds than Vegas! Sign up NOW!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 02, 2020 08:37 PM (e1mEI)

403 H8 has no home here!
Posted by: Brattleboro Wymyn's & Feline Holistic Health



But it does have a room and pays rent.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 08:37 PM (W2taJ)

404 Hrothgar @ 287- By the way bro, Mrs. E and I have been married 20 years today. we been looking at pictures of that (youngish) couple today and laughing our asses off.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:35 PM (XhWtx)


Congratulations, in my humble opinion, both of you married keepers.
I bet that picture is just great, you need to bring it to the MoMee!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)

405 You guys with your brownies and your ice cream. I've been shackled to my computer, working from home, doing tasks virtually that are much easier to do in meatspace. I incentivize myself by keeping a package of cookies or M&Ms at my desk.

I'm packing on the "Covid 19" instead of slimming down for my class reunion.

Argh.

Posted by: Emmie at April 02, 2020 08:38 PM (ouBhA)

406 A stone cold opportunity for revenge is your asset.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:31 PM (OuKaw)


I see this often here. Never in reality.

Never seen any conflict where both men went into a stance and began cooly feinting and looking for an opening. But I've seen more than one where Person A went into their position and then immediately began receiving their beating by a highly motivated Person B who wasn't afraid to cross any line and went generally bat shit crazy on the head, neck, and shoulders of Person A. Person B typically has a crazy look in their eye and no fucks to give.

I blame Hollywood and the various martial arts instructors. Conflict has no rules. Conflict is not a sparring session.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:38 PM (GoNER)

407 I am guessing said Capt also bought hook line and sinker the CDC crying wolf that this is the most dangerous disease since the Spanish flu and %10 of those who have it die.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 08:38 PM (ZCEU2)

408 I honestly think Nancy has a false (I hope) sense of security because she managed to get Ohio to all mail voting. Perhaps she see a way to get other states to follow, which would really make it easy to have election fraud. I think this election is going to require a LOT of prayer on our part.

Posted by: Chillin the most at April 02, 2020 08:38 PM (lonOK)

409 bluebell, piffle. You are most attractive.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:38 PM (OuKaw)

410 May Pencil Neck choke on a bag of infected dicks BOID.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 02, 2020 08:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

411 Come to Chinatown. Enjoy exotic foods.

There must be a rogue chef somewhere in Chinatown who could turn Pelosi and Schiff into exotic foods.

IIRC, there was an Alfred Hitchcock episode involving a restaurant in which diners "disappeared" after being invited back to the kitchen to meet the chef.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 02, 2020 08:39 PM (pPNCa)

412 It's weird to see how intense dems like Schumer are about getting a president they loathe to become a dictator. They look forward to the next dem president who can truly become Hitler with the excuse that Trump did it, precedent was set, so shut up and follow orders.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 02, 2020 08:39 PM (COzlW)

413 I thought you were 29
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 02, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
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With that kind of lighting, I am! "29" is probably more accurate.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2020 08:40 PM (/669Q)

414 By the way bro, Mrs. E and I have been married 20 years today. we been looking at pictures of that (youngish) couple today and laughing our asses off.
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:35 PM (XhWtx)


Sincere congrats!

Posted by: Emmie at April 02, 2020 08:40 PM (ouBhA)

415 A stone cold opportunity for revenge is your asset.
Posted by: Ben Had

I see this often here. Never in reality.

Never seen any conflict where both men went into a stance and began cooly feinting and looking for an opening.
Posted by: I Am No One


Carol Baskin.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 08:40 PM (W2taJ)

416
184 "172 I bet China spilled wuflu all over NYC"

They did by proxy. The question is whether it was accidentally or intentionally. It's more likely the first but no one would be shocked if it were the second and the PRC had domestic help.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (

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The folks that did the gene analysis of the different species of the Chinese Coronavirus. It appears the NYC varieties are mostly from Italy, and the Washington and California versions are mostly direct from China.

Posted by: rd at April 02, 2020 08:41 PM (+0uDE)

417 I am no one. Revenge comes in many forms and I have employed it irl.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:41 PM (OuKaw)

418 I recall Elijah having a good time pissing on the prophets of Baal in front of King Ahab (it's it the Bible somewhere, don't feel like looking)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 02, 2020 08:34 PM (4a9Vv)

1st Kings 18. Yes, it is quite a energetic account.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2020 08:41 PM (WI7YS)

419 I'm flattered.

My kid told me I looked "less squishy" because of all my "going-on-a-walk-to -get-away-from-you" exercising.

That's great.

Less squishy.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2020 08:41 PM (heJkW)

420 387
meh, Trump should just refuse to answer non wuflu related questions

2 strikes and reporter is banned

Posted by: vmom 2020~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Gawd I wish he would.
If for no other reason than to highlight the level of un-seriousness of the media.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 02, 2020 08:42 PM (af5xa)

421 Person B typically has a crazy look in their eye and no fucks to give.

I blame Hollywood and the various martial arts instructors. Conflict has no rules. Conflict is not a sparring session.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:38 PM (GoNER)

there's a natural fear reaction when confronted with someone who's gone berserk
or taken pcp

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 02, 2020 08:42 PM (G546f)

422 The Ceronavirus is a wlcome immegrant to our shors! We luv Conavisus! Nothing alive is illega4l1!

Posted by: Mary Brattleboro, off her meds and proud of it at April 02, 2020 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

423 A family who is barely hanging on come April 30 will surely appreciate the Dems spending millions of dollars on Impeachment III : The We Really Mean It This Time edition.

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 08:42 PM (i0gfv)

424 Hope all the coup plotters get the 'Rona -- like right now with all due haste!

Posted by: Cascadia at April 02, 2020 08:42 PM (Ajw4Z)

425 It's official: the CV may not officially make you sick, but most of the WH press corps will.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2020 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)

426 bluebell, your inner beauty is at least 1000 candle power and lights up any room. There are 100 people that will agree with me right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:43 PM (OuKaw)

427 Viruses aren't alive, Mary.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2020 08:44 PM (g0Lfb)

428 FWIW it is believed the virus is not transmitted through the blood, so they have no concern about blood recipients being infected.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 02, 2020 08:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

429 Revenge comes in many forms and I have employed it irl.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:41 PM (OuKaw)


We're not talking direct confrontation here, I take it.

Good for you. I sincerely hope you enjoyed it.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 02, 2020 08:44 PM (GoNER)

430 You are very kind, Ben Had.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2020 08:45 PM (/669Q)

431 427
Viruses aren't alive, Mary.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2020 08:44 PM (g0Lfb)


Viruses are zombies!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 02, 2020 08:45 PM (CYY+K)

432 How else are they supposed to raise money?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 02, 2020 08:45 PM (BJKQV)

433 The folks that did the gene analysis of the
different species of the Chinese Coronavirus. It appears the NYC
varieties are mostly from Italy, and the Washington and California
versions are mostly direct from China.





Posted by: rd
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I don't think that was genetic analysis but an analysis based on contact. A who touched who.

Which might be down to people using Italy as a means to end run the block on travel from China.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 02, 2020 08:45 PM (af5xa)

434 Someone needs to make Old Bat Soup out of the despicable duo, Pelosi and Shumer.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2020 08:45 PM (heJkW)

435

Tom Fitton @TomFitton
HUGE: LA County to Remove Up 1.59 million "inactive" names from dirty voting rolls -- as part of @JudicialWatch federal lawsuit settlement! This a dramatic development for cleaner elections. Great interview with John Hines of

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 02, 2020 08:46 PM (tzzWa)

436 "399 Trump should start an investigation into who's getting money from the Chicoms.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 02, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)"




Maybe after he gets an AG who is more than a bag of hot air and will actually force some action on the intel.
Right now it would be a waste of time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 02, 2020 08:47 PM (cqteU)

437 Can the Senate start investigating government officials that contradicted Trump's warnings and caused God only knows how much damage?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 02, 2020 08:47 PM (BJKQV)

438 426 bluebell, your inner beauty is at least 1000 candle power and lights up any room. There are 100 people that will agree with me right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:43 PM (OuKaw)


BH: 101

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:47 PM (BiNEL)

439 434 Someone needs to make Old Bat Soup out of the despicable duo, Pelosi and Shumer.
Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2020 08:45

Are the replacements any better? All of this shit is wearing me out. I really need to get back to normal, whatever that is. The economy is going to take a hit for years to come.

Posted by: Infidel at April 02, 2020 08:47 PM (vF+fs)

440 I am no one. Direct confrontation is a fight. Having your adversary walk away smiling and then find the knife in his back is revenge.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:48 PM (OuKaw)

441 I can't wait to see Bill Barr speak to a joint session of Congress and say the only problem with Trump's handling of the Chinese coronavirus is that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer have not been indicted for violating 18 U.S. Code chapter 115, "and I see from this note handed to me just now, that that problem is in the process of being solved. Mr. U.S. Marshall, that ugly bag over there is Nancy, and that turd over there is Chuck. Make sure they receive the same high level of protection that Epstein got." Picks up bagpipe and starts playing a jig.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 02, 2020 08:48 PM (KAi1n)

442 Can the Senate start investigating government officials that contradicted Trump's warnings and caused God only knows how much damage?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 02, 2020 08:47 PM (BJKQV)


Let's not start talkin' about 'oo contradicted 'oo just now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:49 PM (BiNEL)

443 bluebell, your inner beauty is at least 1000 candle power and lights up any room. There are 100 people that will agree with me right now.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:43 PM


Indubitably.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2020 08:49 PM (DMUuz)

444 I did notice the grocery store had plexiglass up at the registers.

Posted by: Infidel at April 02, 2020 08:49 PM (vF+fs)

445 3M is a major player in manufacturing and selling products containing PFAS, notably Scotchgard. This is a company-bankrupting scandal on the level of asbestos. The scandal was within months of becoming major news and still will whenever the Wuhan Flu stops grabbing all the headlines.

No one should want Scotchgard on a fabric or other surface near them, anymore than they would want the Wuhan flu with an infectious lifespan of 100 years on a surface near them.

Posted by: cool breeze at April 02, 2020 08:49 PM (UGKMd)

446 So, this time, we fire all of our financial, lockdown, and medical weapons, and create massive unemployment, closed businesses, enormous debt.

What do we do with the next coronavirus that comes along in a few years?

Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at April 02, 2020 08:49 PM (kE3dB)

447 bluebell, your inner beauty is at least 1000 candle power and lights up any room. There are 100 people that will agree with me right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:43 PM (OuKaw)

BH: 101
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:47 PM

Having met the lovely and charming bluebell and the lucky Mr. Bluebell,

102.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2020 08:49 PM (rBtIz)

448 Having your adversary walk away smiling and then find the knife in his back is revenge.
Posted by: Ben Had

----

I'm going to hazard a guess that you have some Italian in your background. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2020 08:49 PM (Y4EXg)

449 I switched to tmobile because I was sick of Verizon screwing me over. I still have good coverage in Houston, Denver, and Orlando (the latter two cities being where my work travel pretty much always takes place), but when we go camping, sometimes I don't have coverage when hubby on Verizon still does. That's ok, tmobile is way cheaper, and personally, I think camping should be a cell phone-free time. (Hubby does not agree despite the fact that he's the big camping enthusiast and wants to "get away from people".)

Anyway, I too am growing to hate the left more and more each day. I mentioned the cultists of Moloch this morning. There are so many women out there convinced abortion is a great sacrament and that murdering children is good and right. I used to be able to halfway close my eyes to that ("people can disagree" etc.), but I just can't anymore. I can't believe we can't even agree that murdering children is wrong.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 02, 2020 08:49 PM (rWZ8Y)

450 Who is doing Pelosi's hair? Why does she get to get a perm and a dye job when millions of American women are being forced to go without?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 02, 2020 08:49 PM (BJKQV)

451 Put. The. Candle. Back!

Posted by: Von Fronkensteen at April 02, 2020 08:50 PM (q1Pj5)

452 188 I just went through the corporate emails I get. the 'chief medical officer' recommended not wearing masks twice. February and early March.

It's all I can do not to post comments on those pages "can we expect a retraction, apology, and/or resignation". For endangering their employees and spreading lies.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (ykYG2)


I'd be sending him a thank you note.

Thanks for seeing through this horseshit.

Posted by: Sooner at April 02, 2020 08:50 PM (Fww5c)

453 Hate really doesn't begin to describe how I feel about the Democrat Party. I'm at a loss for words.

Posted by: PacosMojo at April 02, 2020 08:50 PM (ivZ+f)

454 Ace, I don't know if you have any real influence with our "political class." If you do, help them understand that this shit is beyond infuriating; Pelosi, Schiff and Schumer are revolting, and are inviting the same. This is not a game or a rhetorical device. We've been lied to, sold out, manipulated and just plain fucked over time and time again. We know the game, and the players are unchanged. These are very dangerous days.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 02, 2020 08:50 PM (iHj6l)

455 I can't wait to see Bill Barr speak to a joint session of Congress and say the only problem with Trump's handling of the Chinese coronavirus is that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer have not been indicted for violating 18 U.S. Code chapter 115, "and I see from this note handed to me just now, that that problem is in the process of being solved. Mr. U.S. Marshall, that ugly bag over there is Nancy, and that turd over there is Chuck. Make sure they receive the same high level of protection that Epstein got." Picks up bagpipe and starts playing a jig.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 02, 2020 08:48


I like your fantasy!

Posted by: Infidel at April 02, 2020 08:50 PM (vF+fs)

456 LA County to Remove Up 1.59 million "inactive" names from dirty voting rolls

I'm a dead voter for the party
And I'm still on the county rolls
Givin' the DNC all those needed voter tolls

And they need me more than want me
And they want me for all time
And the dead voter for the party
Is still on the line

I'm the party dead voter

Posted by: Glen "Voter Fraud" Campbell at April 02, 2020 08:51 PM (GoNER)

457 Less squishy.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2020 08:41 PM (heJkW)

That's nothing, there is a picture of me and the misses when we first meet 25 years ago on the table - my oldest son never even noticed it until the other day and asked: "Are these my cousins?"

Posted by: Boswell at April 02, 2020 08:51 PM (32YRo)

458 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2020 08:51 PM (6OMwV)

459 I think that the only committee with which Trump should even consider cooperating would be either a Senate oversight committee, such as the one chaired by Truman during WWII, or a Joint committee (Senate and House) with equal representation for the two parties. That would be the only way to keep the outrageous political grandstanding under control.

The only way he should agree to cooperate with a purely House committee would be if it began hearings in February of 2021.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at April 02, 2020 08:52 PM (9jz6o)

460 Posted by: Infidel at April 02, 2020 08:50 PM (vF+fs)

I love me a good bagpipe

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 02, 2020 08:52 PM (IYHxL)

461 Someone needs to make Old Bat Soup out of the despicable duo, Pelosi and Shumer.

If you haven't already heard it, Norm Macdonald's Bat Song has a number of ideas for Old Bat cuisine:

https://tinyurl.com/wqzz9cb

(HT: Gerard at American Digest)

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 02, 2020 08:52 PM (pPNCa)

462 Tonypete, without a doubt. What makes it even funnier is I am a blonde haired, blue eyed Italian.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2020 08:52 PM (OuKaw)

463 NOOD math quiz

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 02, 2020 08:52 PM (8B6Ng)

464 It's official: the CV may not officially make you sick
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2020 08:43 PM


A CVN, on the other hand ...

Posted by: U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt at April 02, 2020 08:52 PM (DMUuz)

465 commissar Hrothgar, I will indeed bring my cellphone to the MoMe and gladly show some pictures of the royal wedding. Confess I didn't look like much but Mrs. E's dress was the exact same pattern and SIZE as Julia Roberts' in Runaway Bride. Damn she was one hot tamale! Need some spiritual guidance, should I have a 3rd drink? It's only 2000 here in ETEX and all I have to do in the morning is cook a shrimp omelette and go shopping.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:52 PM (XhWtx)

466 "416
184 "172 I bet China spilled wuflu all over NYC"

They did by proxy. The question is whether it was accidentally or intentionally. It's more likely the first but no one would be shocked if it were the second and the PRC had domestic help.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 08:03 PM (

----

The folks that did the gene analysis of the different species of the Chinese Coronavirus. It appears the NYC varieties are mostly from Italy, and the Washington and California versions are mostly direct from China."

So China's proxies to Italy got a worse strain that wound up in NYC, in effect proxy by proxy.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 08:52 PM (puu6v)

467 Viruses aren't alive, Mary.
Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2020 08:44 PM (g0Lfb)
~~~~~

They verge on life. That's what I remember.

But hey, when I went to school there were only two Kingdoms. Nowadays, there are anywhere from five to eight.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 08:53 PM (sGotD)

468 One reads such headlines and what can one say but, Pelosi.

Posted by: Patrick at April 02, 2020 08:54 PM (Cp1fC)

469 "459 I think that the only committee with which Trump should even consider cooperating would be either a Senate oversight committee, such as the one chaired by Truman during WWII, or a Joint committee (Senate and House) with equal representation for the two parties. That would be the only way to keep the outrageous political grandstanding under control.

The only way he should agree to cooperate with a purely House committee would be if it began hearings in February of 2021."

Naah. Just don't cooperate with any clown show and invoke wartime powers to the degree necessary.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 02, 2020 08:54 PM (puu6v)

470 I think pelosi and pencil neck are going to hang themselves...each impeachment effort is weaker than the last.

fuckin cunt fools

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2020 08:57 PM (85Gof)

471 441....
You expect Fat Billy Bagpipes to take action against Deep State royalty? The same guy who wants the FISA court renewed without any changes?

Posted by: PacosMojo at April 02, 2020 08:57 PM (ivZ+f)

472 It's only 2000 here in ETEX and all I have to do in the morning is cook a shrimp omelette and go shopping.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:52 PM (XhWtx)


I'd say a third drink is in the cards, and well-deserved.
The shrimp omelet sounds good, but I hope you are also cooking grits!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 08:58 PM (BiNEL)

473 It's only 2000 here in ETEX and all I have to do in the morning is cook a shrimp omelette and go shopping.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2020 08:52 PM (XhWtx)

I'd say a third drink is in the cards, and well-deserved.
The shrimp omelet sounds good, but I hope you are also cooking grits!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Cheesy grits.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 09:00 PM (W2taJ)

474 313 "296 Well, I see Tucker is finally catching up to where I was 2 weeks ago; as bad as the virus is (and I agree, it's bad) the economic devastation caused by our shutdowns is going to be 100 times worse."

TuCa is the only reason and time slot I watch Fox any longer. Even he got persuaded to follow and forget the consequences, and now it's hitting him.

Yep. Kind of got annoyed when he was *surprised* by the unemployment numbers. ffs, what did he think was going to happen???

Posted by: JPV at April 02, 2020 09:03 PM (T6elx)

475 An amendment to my post, not quite surprised but he should have expected it. Not sure why this didn't come up when he was on board with the government's position before.

Posted by: JPV at April 02, 2020 09:04 PM (T6elx)

476 MaligNancy and her ilk aren't worth hate but I've "othered" them. The label Dem is just like haji, meaningless and of less concern than dog shit on bottom of my shoe. It'll come in handy when things get really ugly.

Posted by: Fra Filippo at April 02, 2020 09:11 PM (7MUvN)

477 13 1 I hope Karma makes Pelosi and Schiff their...

*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2020 07:42 PM (lV2K5)

Seconded.

Can we just *delete* HER?

Posted by: MrObvious at April 02, 2020 09:19 PM (5prN7)

478 Hang them. Burn their corpses and belongings. Salt the earth where they were burned.

Posted by: Roscoe at April 02, 2020 09:44 PM (M0Ql8)

479
Ace, tomorrow can we dedicate the day to how scummy the hollywood celerys are, with their stupid videos from their Least Garishly Ornate rooms/areas of their mansions?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 02, 2020 09:52 PM (UxzMs)

480
These cocksuckers are doing videos from their hallways, basements, garages, and children's playrooms. NOT in their main living areas.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 02, 2020 09:54 PM (UxzMs)

481 Republicans do not participate in the hearings. Don't show up, don't vote, don't respond to any questions from the press, don't go on talk shows, news shows. Self quarantine from this 'commission'.

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at April 03, 2020 05:36 AM (Lxxwf)

482 The Pearl Harbor Commission was lead by Owen J Roberts, an associate SCOTUS Justice.
We need a "blue ribbon commission on the COVID-19 outbreak" lead by Neil Gorsuch

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2020 10:02 AM (3aI0K)

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