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Presser Highlights and Corporate Propaganda Roundup

Update: Mean Girls Twitter Club votes to shun a rival.

Weird how the press' rights are sacrosanct until oh yeah they're not.

Speaking of the media suddenly deciding that sometimes the press should not be protected from government murder squads -- the American press isn't pushing too hard on this, huh?

Remember all the grandstanding over the assassination of the Qatari agent the Washington Post was giving false cover as a "journalist"? Well now their Chinese partners disappear a reporter and it's crickets.


This isn't from the presser, but it's great:

Highlights from the presser and other items below.

Michigan Governor Whitmer, who is jockeying to be Joe Biden's VP and so is deliberately making trouble for Trump -- and putting her state at risk with her partisan games in a time of crisis -- now reverses her previous Political Stunt Position on chloroquinine.

The important thing is that she got a few days of anti-Trump headlines out of it, huh?

Really, Xinny the Pooh?

The liberal Fox News' liberal partisan John Roberts -- who they got from CBS, so you know he's super-objective -- decided he was going to grab an Acosta Moment today.

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:34 PM (8B6Ng)

2 ok, I'll go downstairs and yell at the kids

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (8B6Ng)

3 Not first!!

Posted by: jmel at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (OeWgo)

4 Fifth! Drink!

Posted by: Bert G at April 01, 2020 07:36 PM (OMsf+)

5 Damn.

Posted by: Bert G at April 01, 2020 07:36 PM (OMsf+)

6 Willowed from below - google is changing the algorithm on YT to make it harder to find the pressers. It used to autofill for me, none of that is happening now.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:36 PM (8B6Ng)

7 allo

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 07:36 PM (G546f)

8 Read the content, but it was worth it.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 01, 2020 07:37 PM (ch6++)

9 willowed:
I wonder if Roberts is out there because Trump already knows house dems are going to pull impeachment part deux over this and he can point to Roberts and say the chief friggan justice what right the frig there the whole friggen time.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 07:37 PM (l6b3d)

10 I think what we're seeing now is the media's equivalent of a person shitting themselves when they die.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:38 PM (8B6Ng)

11 What, if only someone had told me...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 07:38 PM (BiNEL)

12
The CDC thinks that about 25% of Wuflu cases are asymptomatic, and this group is a significant contributor to the spread. People have it, but have no symptoms, and don't think they are a danger.

This may lead them to recommend stricter lockdown measures nationwide.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:38 PM (rCwaK)

13 Watched the presser yesterday and today but just realised today the reporters are seats away from each other.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:38 PM (ZCEU2)

14 Why did they replace sciatica girl with her grandmother and a chair?

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:39 PM (XNTJX)

15 Coulda been first, but I read the content.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 07:39 PM (miJU3)

16 >>I liked Trump's shout out to John Kerry. Bet it surprised the presstitutes.


Interesting that it happened on the same day Trump publicly informed Iran that he knew about upcoming plans to attack US soldiers, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 07:39 PM (bDqIh)

17 Oof. That SOTU excerpt damns the left's "he ignored it" narrative.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 01, 2020 07:39 PM (naEeR)

18 Please, Joe, pick Whitmer! Have her abandon her state in the midst of a crisis! Please promote her out of our hair and to a place where she can do little harm for a few months!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 07:39 PM (s6M7E)

19 Google is an organ of the Communist Party, yes?

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:40 PM (90T4r)

20 Obama is yapping about climate change because he's pissed that Trump changed his draconian fuel "efficiency" standards. Which were really intended to shut down the internal combustion engine and force a conversion to electric cars, an industry that is controlled by democrat donors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:40 PM (V2Yro)

21 I coulda been first, but then I got High.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:40 PM (90T4r)

22 Gov. Whitmer reverses course on coronavirus drugs, is now asking feds for hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine





That was a quick turnaround. I wonder if the numbers in Michigan finally got some sense through her thick skull?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 07:41 PM (uUggv)

23 Sulfate, phosphate. Same diff!

Posted by: fish-tank murdreress at April 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TQ/zJ)

24 Here I am, watching the President's answers, while many are posting.

Maybe next time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 07:41 PM (sy5kK)

25 I wrapped a red dishcloth around my lower face when I went grocery shopping just now. Like a Moroccan Berber bandit. [the Tuareg go for blue.]

Yeah, I'm gonna do the mask thing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 07:41 PM (ykYG2)

26 Looked like PDT was kind of flirting with John Roberts' wife, there.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:41 PM (7juvc)

27 9 willowed:
I wonder if Roberts is out there because Trump already knows house dems are going to pull impeachment part deux over this and he can point to Roberts and say the chief friggan justice what right the frig there the whole friggen time.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 07:37 PM (l6b3d)

I don't think that Pelosi and the dems are going to do shit for the rest of this year. They're out of time. They don't even want to come back to vote on anything, because they're scared of the virus. And by the time they feel it's safe to come back, it'll be election time when they all want to camp out in their home districts.

This congress is pretty much finished for the year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM (V2Yro)

28 Google is an organ of the Communist Party, yes?
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:40 PM (90T4r)


google/fb/twatter = evil axis.

Apple is like Argentina.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM (8B6Ng)

29 The CDC thinks that about 25% of Wuflu cases are asymptomatic, and this group is a significant contributor to the spread. People have it, but have no symptoms, and don't think they are a danger.

This may lead them to recommend stricter lockdown measures nationwide.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:38 PM (rCwaK)

So how does a person who is not coughing or sneezing, or sniffling manage to launch large quantities of virus-laden droplets into the air?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM (miJU3)

30 >>>25 I wrapped a red dishcloth around my lower face when I went grocery shopping just now. Like a Moroccan Berber bandit. [the Tuareg go for blue.]

Yeah, I'm gonna do the mask thing.

for those wondering about masks, amazon has a bunch of "half face masks" for skiing and motorcycle riding. Not perfect, but they serve the basic purpose of keeping most of your spittle from traveling.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM (PbpT7)

31
26 Looked like PDT was kind of flirting with John Roberts' wife, there.
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:41 PM (7juvc)

Hit, or no hit?

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM (90T4r)

32 Obama is asshoe

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM (l6b3d)

33 Sulfate, phosphate. Same diff!

Posted by: fish-tank murdreress at April 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TQ/zJ)


It's fate I tellz ya'!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM (BiNEL)

34 Ah...so.

Now I get the Presser today.

Iranians / Hezbolah are probably ramping up talk of kicking us in the nuts while we are down.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM (XNTJX)

35 I'm here.
Took me so long to catch up I avoided being willowed for once.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 07:43 PM (QzF6i)

36 Jake Tapper is starting to look a lot like Buster Keaton. Need to 'shop a porkpie on ol' Jakey's noggin.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at April 01, 2020 07:43 PM (ldmQR)

37 The Communist Party of China is to blame for this epidemic/pandemic/ass clownery.

Abolish Communism, like the virus, wherever it is found.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2020 07:43 PM (Z+IKu)

38
I wonder if Roberts is out there because...

?? What's this aboot? I'm unaware.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:43 PM (/46dB)

39 Glad that the DoJ is taking the opportunity to get at the cartels. Particularly since some of their product, fentanyl, originates in China. I am sure China would love it if they could kill despondent Americans whose lives ere greatly harmed by their virus.

Same goes for and DHS continuing work on the border wall and protecting the border.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 07:43 PM (bDqIh)

40 Posted many times I could go mask better, still have my USAF gas mask and my work rubber dust mask with filters.
I'm not doing the mask thing in public.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:43 PM (ZCEU2)

41 >Former President Barack Obama slams rollback of vehicle emission standards




example #7,942 that this guy is tone-deaf asshoe

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (iTXRQ)

42 At today's presser Trump said there was 'information' that Iran was going to attempt some sort of attack. I can't recall if Trump said the attack was going to be in Iraq or somewhere in the mideast.

Trump also announced beefing up the southern border with the military, to fight drug smuggling.

Maybe Iran planning action on/at our southern border?

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (l3+k2)

43 According to hack just on Fox, we "knew" in December that C19 was "person to person".

So who did or didn't call bullshit on WHO in January, when they said it wasn't human transmissable. Or how soon before the WHO's statement disappears forever?

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (Eicbe)

44 how does a person who is not coughing or sneezing, or sniffling manage to launch large quantities of virus-laden droplets into the air?

Sneezing can happen at any time.

There's also the mouth breaker who picks up a grapefruit at the veggie section and then puts it back.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (ykYG2)

45 >>The CDC thinks that about 25% of Wuflu cases are asymptomatic,


Thinks? I thought they DEMAND a Clinical Study for these things?

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (XNTJX)

46 >>> 12
The CDC thinks that about 25% of Wuflu cases are asymptomatic, and this group is a significant contributor to the spread. People have it, but have no symptoms, and don't think they are a danger.

This may lead them to recommend stricter lockdown measures nationwide.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:38 PM (rCwaK)

That's awfully fking convenient, for leftists.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (A0HKg)

47 Yeah, I'm gonna do the mask thing.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 07:41 PM (ykYG2)


Anything helps. I just saw on twatter a Chinese lady who bought up all the masks in a Home Depot, bragging she's keeping them away from Americans, and another video of a Chinese worker in a face mask factory wiping his shoes on a stack of masks, laughing.

This will certainly help endear them to the rest of the world, I'm sure of it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (8B6Ng)

48 12
The CDC thinks that about 25% of Wuflu cases are asymptomatic, and this group is a significant contributor to the spread. People have it, but have no symptoms, and don't think they are a danger.

This may lead them to recommend stricter lockdown measures nationwide.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:38 PM (rCwaK)

So they mean it's on people's breath?

Rather insane, if true. I doubt it.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (IB++I)

49 Dang. That picture of ubama. He got the slims?

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (XhWtx)

50

CHINA IS ASSHOLE

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (/46dB)

51 Sulfate, phosphate. Same diff!
Posted by: fish-tank murdreress at April 01, 2020 07:41 PM (TQ/zJ)

The dose makes the poison. You probably gave Hubby enough to clean up Seaworld.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (miJU3)

52 *breather

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (ykYG2)

53 20
Obama is yapping about climate change because he's pissed that Trump
changed his draconian fuel "efficiency" standards. Which were really
intended to shut down the internal combustion engine and force a
conversion to electric cars, an industry that is controlled by democrat
donors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:40 PM (V2Yro)

---
It's also the end of the Outsourcing Era.

No one is going to be able to close an auto plant that *also* made hospital gear during a pandemic.

That's gotta sting.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (cfSRQ)

54 I got sidetracked in that last thread and Goggled "Hot Golf Chicks". Hoo boy.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

55 Fuck the Press.

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (aiWhJ)

56
I hope that purple lipped cocksucker obama gets ebola and the chinese flu and croaks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (/46dB)

57 @JackPosobiec 13 minutes ago

BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings


Mean girl's club voted you out.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (cF8AT)

58 The first part of the presser looked kind of serious with the military. Is something else going on?

Posted by: dartist at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (K22Va)

59 These global deaths should be added to Communism's totals

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)

60 >>Google is an organ of the Communist Party, yes?

Maybe. But there is no doubt that Google has had very strong ties to the CIA since Sergey Brin and Larry Page were researchers at Stanford.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

61 French Doctor : We think it might save lives.

CDC : Not good enough.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (XNTJX)

62 55 Fuck the Press.
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (aiWhJ)

Amendment.

Fuck This Press.

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 07:46 PM (aiWhJ)

63 clutch cargo: if you look at the comments on the 'china is asshoe' thread it is full of Europeans and Indians and Australians fed up with China's sh!t.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 07:46 PM (ykYG2)

64 and another video of a Chinese worker in a face mask factory wiping his shoes on a stack of masks, laughing.



This will certainly help endear them to the rest of the world, I'm sure of it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (8B6Ng)---
Again, making the argument for on-shoring.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 07:46 PM (cfSRQ)

65 >> I just saw on twatter a Chinese lady who bought up all the masks in a Home Depot, bragging she's keeping them away from Americans, and another video of a Chinese worker in a face mask factory wiping his shoes on a stack of masks, laughing.


He then peed in a can of Coke.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:47 PM (XNTJX)

66 f Europeans and Indians and Australians fed up with China's sh!t.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01




which is where the fun starts

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 07:47 PM (HALdu)

67 #16 Good point, Lizzy.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2020 07:47 PM (TQ/zJ)

68 Babylon Bee: CNN publishes real news story for April Fools Day.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:47 PM (8B6Ng)

69 >>for those wondering about masks, amazon has a bunch of "half face masks" for skiing and motorcycle riding. Not perfect, but they serve the basic purpose of keeping most of your spittle from traveling.



Good idea - I have some stretchy neck gators that would work (and they're not too heavy/fleece).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 07:47 PM (bDqIh)

70 Or how soon before the WHO's statement disappears forever?

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (Eicbe)


What WHO statement?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 07:47 PM (BiNEL)

71 Like a Moroccan Berber bandit.


Berber jewelry jangling down the street
Making bloodshot eyes at every woman that you meet

Posted by: The Best Stones Song Ever at April 01, 2020 07:47 PM (gd9RK)

72 So how does a person who is not coughing or sneezing, or sniffling manage to launch large quantities of virus-laden droplets into the air?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM


Well, now that you ask ...

Posted by: Eric Swalswell at April 01, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)

73
Jake Tapper is starting to look a lot like Buster Keaton. Need to 'shop a porkpie on ol' Jakey's noggin.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at April 01, 2020 07:43 PM (ldmQR)

---
Trump needs to set a rack of pies and mileshakes next to the podium for his next presser.

Deterrence.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)

74 Why did they replace sciatica girl with her grandmother and a chair?
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:39 PM (XNTJX)
.........

Why oh why? Very disappointing.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

75 60 >>Google is an organ of the Communist Party, yes?

Maybe. But there is no doubt that Google has had very strong ties to the CIA since Sergey Brin and Larry Page were researchers at Stanford.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

Well, America (on the blue side) is a communist country. Google is in bed with the State Department for certain, but capital-C communist? C'mon.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 07:48 PM (IB++I)

76 Will Senile Joe challenge Tucker Carlson to a fistfight tonight,?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

77 So TuCa's panties will be in a bunch over masks and Iran at the same time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2020 07:48 PM (EZebt)

78 These global deaths should be added to Communism's totals
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)
---
Definitely authoritarianism.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 07:49 PM (Eicbe)

79 CNN is wishcasting, longing that this could have been the Milk Chocolate Messiah's 3rd term and they could go back to being the fawning press.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 01, 2020 07:49 PM (ch6++)

80 BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings





Mean girl's club voted you out.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (cF8AT)

---
So...censorship?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 07:49 PM (cfSRQ)

81 French Doctor : We think it might save lives.

CDC : Not good enough.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (XNTJX)


Unless we can show that it hurts Trump, then we have a story!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 07:49 PM (BiNEL)

82


BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings


Posted by: Tami


That's totally not what fascist fake news people would do!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:49 PM (/46dB)

83 >>>@JackPosobiec 13 minutes ago

BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings


perfect.

thanks, tami.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 07:49 PM (PbpT7)

84 I think I'm going to make a few masks. I ordered some but it will be weeks before they get here. I have material, elastic and lots of sewing machines. Really won't take that long to make.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 01, 2020 07:49 PM (JKNZq)

85 10 I think what we're seeing now is the media's equivalent of a person shitting themselves when they die.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:38 PM (8B6Ng)
************
This is a fact.

Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2020 07:49 PM (Y274z)

86 38
I wonder if Roberts is out there because...

?? What's this aboot? I'm unaware.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:43 PM (/46dB)

John Roberts of Fox News was at the presser
The poster you're quoting believes that John Roberts, Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court, was there.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (7juvc)

87 http://___.photobucket.com/albums/v470/bananaphone5000/NEWGORILLA/minigolf2.jpg

Willowed golf chick

Posted by: banned mini golf at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (IuUDH)

88 So they mean it's on people's breath?

Rather insane, if true. I doubt it.


On their hands.

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (KFv4i)

89 >Former President Barack Obama slams rollback of vehicle emission standards


Come on, man, you haven't yet endorsed me but you comment on vehicle emissions?!

Posted by: Joey Fingers at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (bDqIh)

90 Sneezing can happen at any time.

There's also the mouth breaker who picks up a grapefruit at the veggie section and then puts it back.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (ykYG2)

But random sneezing, and second-hand touch are nowhere as efficient at transmitting virus as coughs and repeated sneezing are. Simply quarantining those with obvious symptoms would go a long way toward flattening the curve, without being so disruptive to the economy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (miJU3)

91 Obama looks like he's trying to be chocolate Mussolini.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

92 Bungie cord for elastic and HEPA vacuum bags for material.

Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (Y274z)

93 Looks like I have had another dark satire fail. Shit.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (90T4r)

94
Trump also announced beefing up the southern border with the military, to fight drug smuggling."

I think I understand this; illegal immigration and drug smuggling are two sides of the same coin. It's the same people and same organizations doing both. So, if you ramp up enforcement of one, you ramp up enforcement of the other. Now I believe them when they say they're really going after drug smuggling; but I also think they know very well that this also help them shut down illegal immigration.

That's one of the very good outcomes of this tragedy; Trump has won the war on Illegal Immigration, and all of his critics on this have shut up and gone away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (V2Yro)

95 57 @JackPosobiec 13 minutes ago

BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings


Mean girl's club voted you out.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (cF8AT)


Can they do that?

Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (ouBhA)

96
More than once Faux News has come to the defense of their Fake News colleagues. Let's see if Faux News stands up for OANN...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (/46dB)

97 The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings



The press corps can do that? Huh?

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (KFv4i)

98 Honestly haven't even seen hardly anyone with the common cold this spring, I haven't had my usual cold this year.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (ZCEU2)

99 But random sneezing, and second-hand touch are nowhere as efficient at transmitting virus as coughs and repeated sneezing are. Simply quarantining those with obvious symptoms would go a long way toward flattening the curve, without being so disruptive to the economy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (miJU3)

It's all fun and games until you suddenly sneeze. No, that isn't going to work. Everyone needs to wear masks.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (IB++I)

100 >>>BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings


Democracy dies in the press room.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (l3+k2)

101 BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings
Mean girl's club voted you out.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (cF8AT)


Ban them all except CNN, which will refuse to cover the briefings!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (BiNEL)

102 Quit blowing the fucking margins.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

103 Trump needs to set a rack of pies and mileshakes next to the podium for his next presser.

Deterrence.


Let's hope it doesn't escalate out of control. You know, tomatoes.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (T6t7i)

104 Mofo's claim it's because they attended presser without having a seat and therefore violated the 'social distancing' in the presser.

https://tinyurl.com/vho5vuk

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (cF8AT)

105 "BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings"


And what is the WHPCA going to do if the administration invites them in?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (s6M7E)

106 >>>for those wondering about masks, amazon has a bunch of "half face masks" for skiing and motorcycle riding.


yeah go to Amazon and search '12-in-one headband'

basically it's a stretchy microfiber tube that can be worn many ways- lots of colors and patterns- I have a bunch of them and recommend them

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (iTXRQ)

107 98 Honestly haven't even seen hardly anyone with the common cold this spring, I haven't had my usual cold this year.
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (ZCEU2)

The crownbug is going to save lives, and no one is going to thank it. The hero no one wanted.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (IB++I)

108 WHPC is Survivor now huh?

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (ZCEU2)

109 Fucking blown margins again. Mini golf sucks ass

Posted by: NativeNH at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (dtRY5)

110
If Nancy would not have made such an ass of herself by tearing up the SOTU speech in front of the world, many in PROGDA would have mis-reported and lied their way to cover her.

But now, all anyone has to do is say "remember the speech that Nancy tore up on national live TV? Trump warned everyone about the virus then, and reminded us that he had already closed China travel."

People remember that chit. Nancy massively effed up when she tore that speech up.

It is going to bite her, and many Democrats (including the white-suit abortion-loving women) are going to pay and pay.


Kind of like a new version of Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side".

Yeah. I am bored to tears, so, yeah.

https://tinyurl.com/v97xa5w

The video opens with Jake Tapper shaving his legs and applying his lipstick. I think it's Tapper, anyway.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (sy5kK)

111
Can they do that?

Posted by: Emmie


They can vote on whatever they'd like.
Does it mean anything? Nope, other than showing their ass.

Yet another "mask" has been removed for all The People to see, thanks to MAGA.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (/46dB)

112 93 Looks like I have had another dark satire fail. Shit.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:50 PM (90T4r)

Yeah, same thing happened to Thor: The Dark Satire World.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (V2Yro)

113 Illegal Aliens need money?

I will be happy, very happy to give then $2,400 each, and $1,000 for any child;

If they sign an agreement to be deported within 2 weeks,

renounce any and all claims against the US, including citizenship for their children,

Agree to fingerprinting and DNA sampling for al involved,

And agree to never set foot in the US again.

They can get paid by cash, check, money order or bank transfer as they board the plane, train, or bus.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (+0uDE)

114 A "rare rebuke" of President Trump? Are they fucking kidding? King Putt trashes Trump at every turn, and he's not even good at it.

Climate change? Blow me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (bkUtD)

115 >>It's all fun and games until you suddenly sneeze. No, that isn't going to work. Everyone needs to wear masks.


Hahaha - Fuck You. No.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (XNTJX)

116 Sheltering in place here, CC and bottled water... Day mumble mumble....

Posted by: zeera at April 01, 2020 07:53 PM (zUdXR)

117 "57 @JackPosobiec 13 minutes ago

BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings


Mean girl's club voted you out.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (cF8AT)"




Do they get to do that ?
Are they the ones who control WH press passes, or the WH ?

*smh, spits, facepalm*
WTAFF, A?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 07:53 PM (cqteU)

118 >@JackPosobiec 13 minutes ago

BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings

- - - -
I thought that the WH issued the press credentials/passes to attend, while the WHCA was more of an operational structure - seating assignments, who is assigned to do the pool report, representing individual reporters or the group in spats with the current administration, stuff like that?

Posted by: Joey Fingers at April 01, 2020 07:53 PM (bDqIh)

119 Margins blown.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 07:53 PM (T0HEN)

120 Goddammit banned wtf.

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 07:53 PM (aiWhJ)

121 > >>>BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings



bastards

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:53 PM (iTXRQ)

122
The poster you're quoting believes that John Roberts, Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court, was there.

Posted by: m



Oh.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:53 PM (/46dB)

123 Can Trump just overrule the WHCA and tell them LOLGF with respect to OANN?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 07:54 PM (bkUtD)

124 >>yeah go to Amazon and search '12-in-one headband'


I have about 500 of those in the basement.


ALL made in China. But like 3 years ago.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:54 PM (S3esz)

125

White House Press Corps is asshoe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 07:54 PM (uUggv)

126 115 >>It's all fun and games until you suddenly sneeze. No, that isn't going to work. Everyone needs to wear masks.


Hahaha - Fuck You. No.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (XNTJX)

Then you get lockdown. Enjoy your time off.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 07:54 PM (IB++I)

127 BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings

Great. Trump can have them on the podium with him as his guests.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2020 07:54 PM (T6t7i)

128 >>Well, America (on the blue side) is a communist country. Google is in bed with the State Department for certain, but capital-C communist? C'mon.

Seriously? The CIA that was recently run by John Brennan under Barack Obama? John Brennan who actually voted for a communist for US president.

Go look at the initial funding Brin and Young got for research the CIA was interested in. It largely came from the CIA by way of the NSF.

Google Earth? It was actually developed by a geospatial software company named Keyhole that was funded and directed by, yep, the CIA.

Yea, the same CIA that just tried to take down a sitting US President by working with foreign intelligence agencies. That CIA.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 07:54 PM (ZLI7S)

129 Oh, and ace, thx for that first link, the SOTU one, I have emailed that out widely already.
boom.
spot-effin-on !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 07:54 PM (cqteU)

130 Why did they replace sciatica girl with her grandmother and a chair?
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:39 PM (XNTJX)
.........

Why oh why? Very disappointing.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

Im getting both.

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 07:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

131 is this the chinese hd mask vid?


who speaks chinese?



https://tinyurl.com/wshow2n

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 07:55 PM (HALdu)

132 I made masks today. Here's a link

https://tinyurl.com/ujvbdd9


Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 07:55 PM (KFv4i)

133 Also, they are not masks and will not stop you from spreading / being expsed to disease.

But if anyone wants some, I'll send them your way.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:55 PM (S3esz)

134 mmmm, otay, now it's the 3rd link ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 07:55 PM (cqteU)

135 Tuny Url Motherfucker.

Do you use it ?

Posted by: Samuel Jackson at April 01, 2020 07:55 PM (aiWhJ)

136 basically it's a stretchy microfiber tube that can be worn many ways- lots of colors and patterns- I have a bunch of them and recommend them



Yes - that what I have.

Posted by: Joey Fingers at April 01, 2020 07:55 PM (bDqIh)

137
Look up "asymptomatic viral shedding" for how this works. Ever heard "Say it, don't spray it"? When people talk or even breath, they are expelling tiny little droplets. If they're infected,those droplets will contain active virus particles.

And there's a lot of the transmission mechanism that is not well understood.

A rough guesstimate is that asymptomatic shedders are about "half as contagious" as people who are hacking and coughing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:55 PM (rCwaK)

138 Barney Frank is now a WH reporter?

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 07:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

139

If Demi Rose cut up her undies for masks and sold them, how much $$ would she make? I'm thinking millions.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:56 PM (/46dB)

140 Anything helps. I just saw on twatter a Chinese lady who bought up all the masks in a Home Depot, bragging she's keeping them away from Americans,

? the timing.

Home Depot hasn't had masks for weeks ...

Posted by: Lady Oleanna Redwine at April 01, 2020 07:56 PM (LPnfS)

141
6 Willowed from below - google is changing the algorithm on YT to make it harder to find the pressers. It used to autofill for me, none of that is happening now.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:36 PM (8B6Ng)

Yes, I ended up watching from Fox. I was even searching for White House press conference. This ought to be ILLEGAL.

Posted by: Iris at April 01, 2020 07:56 PM (lSFe/)

142
BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings


Posted by: Tami



is this for real ?

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

143 who speaks chinese?


Chinese people, mostly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2020 07:57 PM (gd9RK)

144 >>Then you get lockdown. Enjoy your time off.


Nope.

They won't even try that shit. This whole thing is happening because these people are fucking cowards.

THEY are responsible for having Emergency Preparedness for this. IT WAS THEIR JOB.

This is ONLY about avoiding the Blame. That's all this is about.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:57 PM (S3esz)

145 Seattle Mayor sez use 911 when you hear hate speech.

https://tinyurl.com/u8nz9rb

Remember when if you read a headline like this on April 1, you knew someone was pulling your leg?

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:57 PM (8B6Ng)

146 I don't have any masks, none are available here. I still need to leave the house, for food and other essentials. And that's the way it is.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:57 PM (90T4r)

147 140 Anything helps. I just saw on twatter a Chinese lady who bought up all the masks in a Home Depot, bragging she's keeping them away from Americans,

? the timing.

Home Depot hasn't had masks for weeks ...
Posted by: Lady Oleanna Redwine at April 01, 2020 07:56 PM (LPnfS)

Longer than weeks. Our places sold out in like, late January. I didn't even get any.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 07:57 PM (IB++I)

148 141
6 Willowed from below - google is changing the algorithm on YT to make it harder to find the pressers. It used to autofill for me, none of that is happening now.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:36 PM (8B6Ng)

Yes, I ended up watching from Fox. I was even searching for White House press conference. This ought to be ILLEGAL.
Posted by: Iris at April 01, 2020 07:56 PM (lSFe/)

whitehouse.gov
Then, at the bottom of the page, click "Live."

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:57 PM (7juvc)

149 an issue that was raised briefly at the presser, and which we're going to have to face: (and yes, this is an uncomfortable topic for all of us here)

20 to 30 million working age people (maybe more, by some estimates) are about to lose all of their health insurance, as they lose their jobs, and there is no realistic private market solution for them to keep any. What do we do? If we ignore it, we give the left a huge dagger to stab us with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (V2Yro)

150

that damned Little Joe.

He gave it away, now everybody has to pay and pay.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (sy5kK)

151 basically it's a stretchy microfiber tube that can be worn many ways- lots of colors and patterns- I have a bunch of them and recommend them
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:52 PM (iTXRQ)

see, those are tricky to take off though, without theoretically contaminating yourself,right?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (G546f)

152 Wait, the press corpse can vote people out? I thought the White House decided who got to attend briefings.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (6XLoz)

153 If they can remove OANN, then Wapo, NYT, and CNN should be shown the door too.

Trump tried that call in from the hinterlands with your questions waaay back when. Due to the Coronavirus infection threats, he should put all the reporters in another room(s), and let them ask questions by telephones or intercoms.

Give them access to two or three pool video cameras and still photographers, all kept at a safe distance.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (+0uDE)

154
Why did they replace sciatica girl with her grandmother and a chair?
Posted by: garrett


Why? Because the ads are a direct response to what you dereanged pervs are fixated on in the 'ments.

"Look to thyself to find the answer."
--Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (/46dB)

155 Look up "asymptomatic viral shedding" for how this works. Ever heard "Say it, don't spray it"? When people talk or even breath, they are expelling tiny little droplets. If they're infected,those droplets will contain active virus particles.

Apparently a cluster in North Washington state & 1 in Colorado both had to do with a choir practice ...

Posted by: Lady Oleanna Redwine at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (LPnfS)

156 The department has decided to allow beards so I am adding a (mostly) white beard to this beautiful Tom Selleck mustrash. My great grandchildren will be so glad I'm wearing a mask.

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (XhWtx)

157 My 4th mask is cute. White flannel with lilly Pulitzer trim and ties.

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (KFv4i)

158 I'm smelling that Chavez sulphur all of a sudden...

Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (sWM8x)

159 Then you get lockdown. Enjoy your time off.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 07:54 PM (IB++I)

If you are that worried, I could weld a bucket over your head. Glazed eyeholes optional at extra cost.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 07:59 PM (miJU3)

160 Tami-flu -- the cure for MFM lying!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2020 07:59 PM (TQ/zJ)

161 Yes, I ended up watching from Fox. I was even searching for White House press conference. This ought to be ILLEGAL.
Posted by: Iris at April 01, 2020 07:56 PM (lSFe/)


I hope in his second term, POTUS goes after these freaks. They cannot tell us it's the algorithm AI figuring this out by itself. This is not organic - this is purposeful manipulation.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:59 PM (8B6Ng)

162 123
Can Trump just overrule the WHCA and tell them LOLGF with respect to OANN?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 07:54 PM (bkUtD)

Do you think Donny Two-Scoops would just laugh and point?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 07:59 PM (s6M7E)

163
20 to 30 million working age people (maybe more, by some estimates) are about to lose all of their health insurance, as they lose their jobs, and there is no realistic private market solution for them to keep any. What do we do? If we ignore it, we give the left a huge dagger to stab us with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (V2Yro)


That's easy, just nobody get sick or have an accident, and we're all good!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 07:59 PM (sy5kK)

164 who speaks chinese?


Chinese people, mostly.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01




thanks

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 07:59 PM (HALdu)

165 And THIS is WHCA pinned tweet:

@whca 26 Aug 2019

When government officials including the President...attempt to restrict, curtail, intimidate or silence the press...the rights of the people & the press as guaranteed by the 1st Amendment are infringed and our democratic form of government is in jeopardy.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 08:00 PM (cF8AT)

166 BREAKING: The @WHCA press corps has voted to remove @OANN from White House briefings

---

So, there will only be Chinese agents sitting in the WH press briefing

Posted by: Methos at April 01, 2020 08:00 PM (kOpft)

167 a colleague's ex gf caught the rona and was about to be put on a ventilator 2 days ago. they put her on the Trump Cure and she's been discharged today.

Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 08:00 PM (nFwvY)

168 Does this box make my ass look fat?

We need to 86 87.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 08:00 PM (8B6Ng)

169
White House press corps doesn't decide shit. It was a symbolic vote for fake news fascism.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 08:00 PM (/46dB)

170 By the way, I have to object to Ace implying that Jake Tapper would be dismayed seeing an entire lacrosse team working over his wife.

Lacrosse is generally an upscale sport. It's players are basically upper-class whites and American Indians - two groups I'm sure ol' Jake would be proud to see running a train.

No, to truly humiliate him, it has to be a bunch of deplorables - an entire class of auto-shop apprentices, or the pit-crews from Jiffy Lube (see what I did there?).
Or a trucker convoy - and she'll be wearing a John Deere cap.

That's his nightmare. Lacrosse players are probably who he shopping for on craigslist.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)

171 Interesting...

Went to Johns Hopkins COVID tracking site just now and all the data for the U.S. has been completely removed.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2020 08:01 PM (zqs/f)

172 that damned Little Joe.



He gave it away, now everybody has to pay and pay.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 01, 2020 07:58 PM (sy5kK)


Hoss might not like that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 08:01 PM (uUggv)

173 Millenials are so mad about Coronavirus that they're getting tattoos that say Fuck China.

In Chinese characters, of course.

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 08:01 PM (aiWhJ)

174 who speaks chinese?

Chinese people, mostly.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2020 07:57 PM (gd9RK)


And Rosie O'Donnell !

Posted by: Adriane the Comedy is Hard and Even Harder When You're Stupid Critic ... at April 01, 2020 08:01 PM (LPnfS)

175 >>>Lacrosse is generally an upscale sport. It's players are basically upper-class whites and American Indians - two groups I'm sure ol' Jake would be proud to see running a train.


Heh, I played in college and coached high school for 21 years. My two oldest sons play it now in college and h.s. I can do my part for Jake's wife

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:01 PM (bkUtD)

176
@whca 26 Aug 2019



When government officials including the President...attempt to
restrict, curtail, intimidate or silence the press...the rights of the
people the press as guaranteed by the 1st Amendment are infringed
and our democratic form of government is in jeopardy.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 08:00 PM (cF8AT)
---
Translation: "The President has no right to decide who gets to ask questions.

"Only WE get to do that. Know your place!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:01 PM (cfSRQ)

177 Ah but a beard, longer at that could be a virus catcher.
Just a thought

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (ZCEU2)

178 whitehouse.gov
Then, at the bottom of the page, click "Live."
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:57 PM (7juvc)


Thanks!

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (8B6Ng)

179 171
Interesting...



Went to Johns Hopkins COVID tracking site just now and all the data for the U.S. has been completely removed.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2020 08:01 PM (zqs/f)


Bad Gateway?

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (l3+k2)

180 A rough guesstimate is that asymptomatic shedders are about "half as contagious" as people who are hacking and coughing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:55 PM (rCwaK)

QED

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (miJU3)

181 Trump should give Biden a wake-up call.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (5b+Sr)

182 a colleague's ex gf caught the rona and was about to be put on a ventilator 2 days ago. they put her on the Trump Cure and she's been discharged today.
Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 08:00 PM (nFwvY)

Amazing. . Really odd how we still can't get to a consensus that this treatment is effective and should be SOP for people who comedown with symptoms.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (zqs/f)

183 @morningmoneyben 8 minutes ago

JUST NOW FROM TREASURY: "Social Security beneficiaries who are not typically required to file tax returns will not need to file an abbreviated tax return to receive an Economic Impact Payment. Instead, payments will be automatically deposited into their bank accounts."

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 08:03 PM (cF8AT)

184

I'd almost believe the WH press corp vote was an April Fool's joke. Because I would think even they would not be so blatantly ironically self-unaware and obvious.

But who knows...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 08:03 PM (/46dB)

185 Anything helps. I just saw on twatter a Chinese lady who bought up all the masks in a Home Depot, bragging she's keeping them away from Americans,

? the timing.

Home Depot hasn't had masks for weeks ...
Posted by: Lady Oleanna Redwine at April 01



which means?

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:03 PM (HALdu)

186 10 I think what we're seeing now is the media's equivalent of a person shitting themselves when they die.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:38 PM (8B6Ng)


that line should receive an award.

no, really. it's that good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 08:03 PM (sy5kK)

187 That Tami is always on the ball.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 01, 2020 08:03 PM (6/uwW)

188 Trump should give Biden a wake-up call.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (5b+Sr)


I thought waking a sleepwalker could cause undo stress?

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 08:03 PM (8B6Ng)

189 Yeah, fuck that shit. No mask.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (T0HEN)

190 >see, those are tricky to take off though, without theoretically contaminating yourself,right?
Posted by: vmom


I mainly use them as improvised headcover on hot days- I can't testify to any medical use for them

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (iTXRQ)

191
Remember how important keshoggi was?
Remember how we were told keshoggi was
a "journalist?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (/46dB)

192 "Lacrosse is generally an upscale sport. It's players are basically
upper-class whites and American Indians - two groups I'm sure ol' Jake
would be proud to see running a train."


A game of LaCrosse was used as a ruse to allow an Indian Uprising to take Fort Michillimackinac. The Indians were outside playing and the ball got shot into the fort. As the players ran for the ball the squaws who were watching tossed them muskets hidden under their blankets.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (s6M7E)

193 Willowed from below - google is changing the algorithm on YT to make it harder to find the pressers. It used to autofill for me, none of that is happening now.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:36 PM (8B6Ng)

I don't understand YT, but during this quarantine time I've been trying to learn Mah Jong by watching taped lessons. A Woman on YT said that if she says Chinese coronavirus or Covid 19 or anything other than "disease" the YT algorithms non-monetize her.

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

194 167 a colleague's ex gf caught the rona and was about to be put on a ventilator 2 days ago. they put her on the Trump Cure and she's been discharged today.
Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 08:00 PM (nFwvY)

that is great to hear!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (G546f)

195 Heh, I played in college and coached high school for
21 years. My two oldest sons play it now in college and h.s. I can do
my part for Jake's wife

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:01 PM (bkUtD)

---
I knew a number of lacrosse players in college, back when it was a varsity sport (before the Title IX commissars killed it).

Not a lot of hardship cases in my experience.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (cfSRQ)

196 thanks alot, #87

/

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (b0YX1)

197 watching Airplane & still laughing my ass off

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (M0uVr)

198 If you are that worried, I could weld a bucket over your head. Glazed eyeholes optional at extra cost.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 07:59 PM (miJU3)


Day late & a farthing short, mate ...

Posted by: Aussie Ned Kelly at April 01, 2020 08:05 PM (LPnfS)

199 A rough guesstimate is that asymptomatic shedders are about "half as contagious" as people who are hacking and coughing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:55 PM (rCwaK)

I've also seen research that this is spread from speaking loudly and singing... which would explain the phenomenon of it being transmitted widely in social settings at conventions... people talking loudly in a tight circle in a noisy room. More reason to push for masks in public.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2020 08:05 PM (zqs/f)

200 Now is the time for the United States to recognize ROC (Taiwan) as the *legitimate* government of China.

Posted by: FretlessT at April 01, 2020 08:05 PM (uDTP4)

201 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 08:03 PM (sy5kK)

Aw, shucks.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 08:05 PM (8B6Ng)

202 A game of LaCrosse was used as a ruse to allow an
Indian Uprising to take Fort Michillimackinac. The Indians were outside
playing and the ball got shot into the fort. As the players ran for the
ball the squaws who were watching tossed them muskets hidden under their
blankets.




Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown
Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (s6M7E)

---
You must be from Michigan.

That story is mother's milk to our kind.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:06 PM (cfSRQ)

203 So OANN just gets voted off the island and that's it.? They have to go? Shameful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 08:06 PM (WI7YS)

204 WH can revoke anyones press pass.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)

205 167 a colleague's ex gf caught the rona and was about to be put on a ventilator 2 days ago. they put her on the Trump Cure and she's been discharged today.

Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 08:00 PM (nFwvY)

Do you mind me asking about how old the patient was?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2020 08:06 PM (zqs/f)

206 should start with CNN

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)

207 also I love it being called "the Trump cure" - because of the media's ridiculousness, everyone knows what that means

And a few months from now, we'll be talking about the Trump cure saving America

meep meep, media

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 08:06 PM (G546f)

208 BREAKING NEWS: Man Intentionally Derailed Train at High-Speed In Attempt To Crash Into Hospital Ship Mercy At LA Port -

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 08:06 PM (M0uVr)

209 watching Airplane & still laughing my ass off
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (M0uVr)


Watched it about a week ago, enjoyed every second.

So much I watched 2. While not nearly as good, there are still moments of brilliance.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 08:06 PM (8B6Ng)

210 Was that Pontiac?

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (l3+k2)

211 >>>I knew a number of lacrosse players in college, back when it was a varsity sport (before the Title IX commissars killed it).

Not a lot of hardship cases in my experience.


It was difficult for me because I wasn't filthy rich. Dad was a fireman, mom a waitress. Most of my equipment was used, but the sport has exploded and you see players from all social strata nowadays.

That said, lacrosse gave so much more to me than I gave back.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (bkUtD)

212 41 >Former President Barack Obama slams rollback of vehicle emission standards




example #7,942 that this guy is tone-deaf asshoe
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (iTXRQ)


It is like that scene on Titanic, after they hit the iceberg, but the sinking hasn't started and they start opening more bottles of Champagne for the bigshots.

And then the top deck shifts.

Barack is there,l bitching the Champagne is the wrong brand.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (sy5kK)

213 The best one was snarky remark about Obama and the billions of cash to Iran.

Saying, I cannot imagine that much cash. It would fill this room.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (+fPHo)

214 Recognize Taiwan end of Story p

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (dKiJG)

215 is this the chinese hd mask vid?


who speaks chinese?



https://tinyurl.com/wshow2n
Posted by: not so at April 01




if you go to the second vid it has subtitls

not sure if they are any good

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (HALdu)

216 Trump should announce a big sit-down interview with OANN.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (sWM8x)

217
Bad Gateway?
Posted by: davidt
------

No problem..

Posted by: An Otter at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (CDGwz)

218 Trump should give Biden a wake-up call.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (5b+Sr)

OMG. Can you imagine? No warning, just
*Ring, ring*.
"Hey Joe, This is Donald. I hear you have some plans you want to share with me. Shoot!"




Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 08:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

219 "You must be from Michigan."

You betcha.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 08:08 PM (s6M7E)

220
I've also seen research that this is spread from
speaking loudly and singing... which would explain the phenomenon of it
being transmitted widely in social settings at conventions... people
talking loudly in a tight circle in a noisy room. More reason to push
for masks in public.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2020 08:05 PM (zqs/f)

---
I've noticed more people doing it locally. Maybe 1/3 of the customers at the grocery store last time I went out.

Next time I'm going full-on MOPP 4. Take no chances.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:08 PM (cfSRQ)

221 210
Was that Pontiac?


Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (l3+k2)


Yep, Pontiac's Rebellion.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 08:08 PM (s6M7E)

222 Bad Gateway?

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (l3+k2)

Why would the US data be stored in a separate server than the rest of the world. Gotta assume JHU is imputing all the data into a single master database/server.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2020 08:09 PM (zqs/f)

223 @177: "177 Ah but a beard, longer at that could be a virus catcher. Just a thought"

No joke, if only 'cause a man with a good beard likes to stroke said beard, and you know what they say about touching your face during a pandemic.

*speaks from experience*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 01, 2020 08:09 PM (+oVP5)

224 It was a beautiful day here in Illinois. We had a great hour and a half walk, then went to Sam's Club and shopped for stuff. Everyone out was in a good mood, it seemed like.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 08:09 PM (90T4r)

225 181 Trump should give Biden a wake-up call.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (5b+Sr)

At 2PM.

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 08:09 PM (aiWhJ)

226 I knew a number of lacrosse players in college, back when it was a varsity sport (before the Title IX commissars killed it).

Not a lot of hardship cases in my experience.


It was difficult for me because I wasn't filthy rich. Dad was a fireman, mom a waitress. Most of my equipment was used, but the sport has exploded and you see players from all social strata nowadays.

That said, lacrosse gave so much more to me than I gave back.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (bkUtD)

Lacrosse players are like water polo players. Even if they're not good looking, they are.

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 08:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

227 iPad loads the site, the the twitters, reloads, then the page crashes. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 08:09 PM (D2IX6)

228 Do you mind me asking about how old the patient was?
Posted by: Serious Cat


60

Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 08:09 PM (nFwvY)

229
President Trump has promoted OANN more than a few times.

OANN ain't leaving the WH briefings.

The WH press corp is a bunch of fake news cocksuckers -- they think they're some sort of union, or a ogvt institution. They are a fucking club - a club of Jerkoffs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 08:10 PM (/46dB)

230 which means?
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:03 PM (HALdu)


I had assumed she'd gotten them recently - it's the HDX brand (she was in parking lot, so I assumed) but you're right. I was looking back in early Feb and they were out. Unless they're getting them in again, which I doubt.

She knew well ahead of time. It was in Chinese and re-tweeted.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 08:10 PM (8B6Ng)

231 20 Obama is yapping about climate change because he's pissed that Trump changed his draconian fuel "efficiency" standards. Which were really intended to shut down the internal combustion engine and force a conversion to electric cars, an industry that is controlled by democrat donors.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:40 PM (V2Yro)


Hey, Barry!

Look at the streets, the freeways.

There are almost NO internal combustion engines running right now.

You must be in a non-stop orgasm, Barry.

America shut down, is your fuching wet dream.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 08:10 PM (sy5kK)

232 Great pic of whatz his name.

People come up to me all the time and say 'you should be a model,' or 'you look just like a model,' or 'maybe you should try to be a man who models.' And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of course I'm a model. 0bama

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (mB34h)

233 When government officials including the President...attempt to restrict, curtail, intimidate or silence the press...
Ha ha ha, the guy gives 2 hour pressers which many refuse to cover.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (r+sAi)

234 218 Trump should give Biden a wake-up call.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (5b+Sr)

OMG. Can you imagine? No warning, just
*Ring, ring*.
"Hey Joe, This is Donald. I hear you have some plans you want to share with me. Shoot!"


Great prank call by somebody imitating Trump.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (5b+Sr)

235 I had assumed she'd gotten them recently - it's the HDX brand (she was in parking lot, so I assumed) but you're right. I was looking back in early Feb and they were out. Unless they're getting them in again, which I doubt.

She knew well ahead of time. It was in Chinese and re-tweeted.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01



I have no info either way

did you get the subtitls

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (HALdu)

236 Look at the picture of Bell's first telfphone call. Everybody in that scene had facial hair. We were bearded/nustachioed gods then.

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (XhWtx)

237 I've noticed more people doing it locally. Maybe 1/3 of the customers at the grocery store last time I went out.

Next time I'm going full-on MOPP 4. Take no chances.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:08 PM (cfSRQ)

It'd be a lot more socially "fashionable" if it was still winter time and we could wrap our faces in Buff headwear....

https://twitter.com/SeriousCat5000/status/1245073259676262400

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (zqs/f)

238 Way off topic but:

Anyone have a suggestion for beer that's still pretty good at room temperature?

I'm all out of beer which sadly is my normal state but occasionally I get a hankerin' and buy a pack or two and that suits me for awhile. But now our frig is chockablock full from 'rona panic buying on the part of my wife. Like five giant blocks of cheddar cheese and such. So no room in the fridge. So that's my predicament. And I want some beer before the Gov completely shuts the state down on Friday.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 08:12 PM (l6b3d)

239 It was difficult for me because I wasn't filthy
rich. Dad was a fireman, mom a waitress. Most of my equipment was used,
but the sport has exploded and you see players from all social strata
nowadays.



That said, lacrosse gave so much more to me than I gave back.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (bkUtD)

---
Oh, there were working-class kids, but the expense of the game was such that you didn't see dirt-poor people taking it up (unless they were tribal).

But Title IX nuked the varsity scholarships more than 20 years ago. So my sense is that it's more upscale than it was.

Thus lacrosse players are likely to be more of Jake Tapper's imagined social peer than the engine shop at a local garage, who he considers utterly beneath him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:12 PM (cfSRQ)

240 232 Of course I'm a model. 0bama
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (mB34h)

For a Chia Head

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 08:12 PM (aiWhJ)

241 171 Interesting...

Went to Johns Hopkins COVID tracking site just now and all the data for the U.S. has been completely removed.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2020 08:01 PM (zqs/f)

I'll bet they're updating the map.
The graphed numbers are here:

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/new-cases

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 08:13 PM (7juvc)

242 >>>Thus lacrosse players are likely to be more of Jake Tapper's imagined social peer than the engine shop at a local garage, who he considers utterly beneath him.


Agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:13 PM (bkUtD)

243 BREAKING NEWS: Man Intentionally Derailed Train at High-Speed In Attempt To Crash Into Hospital Ship Mercy At LA Port -
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 08:06 PM (M0uVr)

Calls for a tune:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=s4rXEKtC8iY

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 08:13 PM (miJU3)

244 Not so = assho.. Don't feed the trolls.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 01, 2020 08:13 PM (SwWMX)

245 @237: "It'd be a lot more socially "fashionable" if it was still winter time and we could wrap our faces in Buff headwear...."

Funny 'cause I ordered two Eddie Bauer multiclava literally three minutes ago. I figure they're washable, less obvious than traditional masks, and they have the added bonus of actually being in stock and deliverable before July.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 01, 2020 08:14 PM (+oVP5)

246 banana Dream, just drink the beer, be thankful.

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 08:14 PM (XhWtx)

247 Remember Xi having a 'conference' with victims via TV, and still wearing a mask?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

248 AOP,

How do you plan to do that? I've been holed up here at the house and I still have to deal with people. I still sometimes need to get food and I have packages delivered here. Masks are a lot better solution.

The masks I'm seeing in the Korean vlogs are bigger than what I see here. They are more fitted and come down below the chin, covering the bottom half of the face. And it seems that Koreans are taking taxis and not mass transit.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 01, 2020 08:14 PM (JKNZq)

249 236
Look at the picture of Bell's first telfphone call. Everybody in that
scene had facial hair. We were bearded/nustachioed gods then.


Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (XhWtx)

---
Well, your choices were:

Pay a barber,
Take your chances with a straight razor, or
Grow a beard

Many of the looks people had back then corresponded with the ease of shaving. Neckbeards were a thing because who wants to risk slitting their own throat?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:14 PM (cfSRQ)

250 >>>The WH press corp is a bunch of fake news cocksuckers -- they think they're some sort of union, or a ogvt institution. They are a fucking club - a club of Jerkoffs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 08:10 PM (/46dB)


Today, many reporters who are not usually called on were given the opportunity to question.
It was refreshing. And polite.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (D2IX6)

251 Troe is asshoe!

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)

252 Was that Pontiac?
Posted by: davidt
-----
Pontiac, Pontiac, Pontiac. Jeeze, I get tired of hearing about that guy.

Posted by: Tecumseh at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (xSo9G)

253 218 Trump should give Biden a wake-up call.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (5b+Sr)

OMG. Can you imagine? No warning, just
*Ring, ring*.
"Hey Joe, This is Donald. I hear you have some plans you want to share with me. Shoot!"


Great prank call by somebody imitating Trump.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (5b+Sr)


Babba Booey!

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

254 Train, train. Take me on out of this town....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (T0HEN)

255 I like the ones I see driving down the highway in the car, wearing a mask.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (90T4r)

256
Banana dream,

The brits drink their beer at room temp. I'd try that.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 01, 2020 08:16 PM (JKNZq)

257 But now our frig is chockablock full from 'rona panic buying on the part of my wife.

Put glass in freezer. Frost. Pour beer ?

Posted by: Adriane the Every Room is at Room Temperature Critic ... at April 01, 2020 08:16 PM (LPnfS)

258 Trump should give Biden a wake-up call.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (5b+Sr)

OMG. Can you imagine? No warning, just
*Ring, ring*.
"Hey Joe, This is Donald. I hear you have some plans you want to share with me. Shoot!"


Great prank call by somebody imitating Trump.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (5b+Sr)

Frank Caliendo does a great Trump impersonation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 08:16 PM (x8Wzq)

259 Obama is yapping about climate change because he's pissed that Trump changed his draconian fuel "efficiency" standards.

Didn't that reprobate leave those new efficiency standards as a house warming gift to Trump?

What The Evil One is admitting is that his new strict standards were punishment to We The People, or else it would not matter, WtP would have sought out the most environmentally friendly vehicle that we could afford and justify.

But when The Antichrist's Apprentice admits that people will rush out to get a vehicle of their choice rather than his choice, he admits that he is a tyrant and did this for spite and contempt of WtP.

That is why I take great comfort that for as long as he lives, he adds to his torment in the Eternal Lake of Fire.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 01, 2020 08:16 PM (C+evo)

260 Anyone have a suggestion for beer that's still pretty good at room temperature?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 08:12 PM


Heineken Dark.

If the shut down, maybe Heineken Man can deliver, if he's still around.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2020 08:16 PM (DMUuz)

261 I'm all out of beer which sadly is my normal state
but occasionally I get a hankerin' and buy a pack or two and that suits
me for awhile. But now our frig is chockablock full from 'rona panic
buying on the part of my wife. Like five giant blocks of cheddar cheese
and such. So no room in the fridge. So that's my predicament. And I want
some beer before the Gov completely shuts the state down on Friday.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 08:12 PM (l6b3d)

Buy another fridge.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 01, 2020 08:16 PM (TLxpZ)

262 Pontiac, Pontiac, Pontiac. Jeeze, I get tired of hearing about that guy.

Posted by: Tecumseh at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (xSo9G)


At least people have heard of you.

Posted by: Blue Jacket at April 01, 2020 08:16 PM (l3+k2)

263 Bad Gateway?

Posted by: davidt

------



No problem..

Posted by: An Otter at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (CDGwz)

---
Have you been a naughty gateway?

Posted by: IT Dominatrix at April 01, 2020 08:17 PM (cfSRQ)

264 I don't understand YT, but during this quarantine time I've been trying to learn Mah Jong by watching taped lessons. A Woman on YT said that if she says Chinese coronavirus or Covid 19 or anything other than "disease" the YT algorithms non-monetize her.
Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 08:04 PM (Ed8Zd)


Yes, you can't mention it in your videos, but you can do a search. If you do see somebody who doesn't care if they're demonetized, there will be a big CDC link underneath. YT has been doing this crap for a while.

So, if you do a video on green energy being a waste, YT will put up a giant billboard underneath with links to the real truth about how awesome green energy is.

I'm really, really hating google and FB.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 08:17 PM (8B6Ng)

265 Caliendo is best as Jon Gruden.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 08:17 PM (T0HEN)

266 if you go to the second vid it has subtitls

not sure if they are any good
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (HALdu)

They had subtitls in Das Booty, the p0rn0 submarine flick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 08:17 PM (miJU3)

267 meh, she did not say she was trying to make sure Americans did not get them.

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:17 PM (HALdu)

268
I like the ones I see driving down the highway in the car, wearing a mask.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (90T4r)


I saw that this past Sunday. A guy was in a car all by himself wearing a mask. Maybe he was afraid the steering wheel would sneeze on him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 08:17 PM (bl9lT)

269

If President Trump was smart, he'd allow youtubers into the WH press briefings.

There are a lot of good youtubers who are more legit "journalists" than cfuckingnn.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 08:18 PM (/46dB)

270 Was that Pontiac?
Posted by: davidt
-----
Pontiac, Pontiac, Pontiac. Jeeze, I get tired of hearing about that guy.
Posted by: Tecumseh at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM


Pontiac wasn't so bad. He made what I am today.

Posted by: Aztek at April 01, 2020 08:18 PM (DMUuz)

271 BREAKING NEWS: Man Intentionally Derailed Train at High-Speed In Attempt To Crash Into Hospital Ship Mercy At LA Port -

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 08:06 PM


Link: https://tinyurl.com/qufrr5s

A friend asked me if Blaine the Mono was real when he sent me the link.

Posted by: Bert G at April 01, 2020 08:18 PM (OMsf+)

272 @261: "Buy another fridge."

All right thinking men should have a second fridge, usually located in the garage, dedicated to ample beer storage in case of emergency.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 01, 2020 08:18 PM (+oVP5)

273 Posted by: banana Dream <<<<<
So wet paper towel around the beer and stick it in the freezer. Cools down pretty quick. And your glass beer mug, wet down inside and also stick in freezer. 10 minutes. Take out, repeat process, enjoy the first beer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2020 08:18 PM (r+sAi)

274 Probably a bad idea to visit the liquor store wearing a balaclava, and especially not the gun shop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 08:18 PM (xSo9G)

275 Trump should call Biden out of the blue-- no time to prep him, no time to give him the drugs, just call him up cold with media on the line.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

276 They had subtitls in Das Booty, the p0rn0 submarine flick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01



was that a thing?

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:18 PM (HALdu)

277 Neckbeards were a thing because who wants to risk slitting their own throat?

So what you are saying is that neck beards are for cowards.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 01, 2020 08:19 PM (C+evo)

278
I didn't realize how much power the WHCA has been ceded by the President. Just how in fuck's sake can they command POTUS Trump on who can attend HIS briefings?! Just who in the hell elected these assclowns? Nobody, that's who. I wasn't aware the Constitution laid out a wing of the White House for these bottom-feeding shitdicks to control with an iron fist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 08:19 PM (II2Y0)

279 Fucking pantywaist GWB--let the media shit right down his throat and would gargle then thank them for the mouthwash

This Trump, he gets it: You fight back!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 01, 2020 08:19 PM (vPKfA)

280 tried to poast this to the Gavin Useless thread, but commenting was broken:


and Gavin Useless has aspirations of higher office after his 8 years
of making #Failifornia worse than when he got it from Moonbeam, so he
has to somewhat careful with his story telling, especially since he
knows our G*d Emperor would have no problems with lighting him up if he
lied.

Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 01, 2020 08:19 PM (vwf8z)

281 Caliendo is best as Jon Gruden.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 08:17 PM (T0HEN)

Yes.

What's really freaky is how spot-on his Morgan Freeman is.

Also: John Madden.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)

282 At least people have heard of you.
Posted by: Blue Jacket at April 01, 2020 08:16 PM (l3+k2)


We did our part!

Posted by: Ozark Mountain Daredevils ... at April 01, 2020 08:19 PM (LPnfS)

283 I'm all out of beer which sadly is my normal state
but occasionally I get a hankerin' and buy a pack or two and that suits
me for awhile. But now our frig is chockablock full from 'rona panic
buying on the part of my wife. Like five giant blocks of cheddar cheese
and such. So no room in the fridge. So that's my predicament. And I want
some beer before the Gov completely shuts the state down on Friday.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 08:12 PM (l6b3d)

---
Get a cooler.

Top it off with ice daily.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:19 PM (cfSRQ)

284 Meh. Bad Gateway wasn't as good as Bad Lieutenant.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 08:19 PM (Eicbe)

285
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at April 01, 2020 08:20 PM (DUIap)

286 WH can revoke anyones press pass.
=====

Don't be too sure about that....

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 01, 2020 08:20 PM (iydjf)

287 Blaine is a pain

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 08:20 PM (aiWhJ)

288 Probably a bad idea to visit the liquor store wearing a balaclava, and especially not the gun shop.

It certainly won't be the Wuhan Death Cooties that kills you.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 01, 2020 08:20 PM (C+evo)

289 I wandered into the comments at zerohedge

some gut was tearing into the chicom with as vulgar a diatribe as there ever was.

weirdly he used the asterisks for every vulgarity except the c*** word.

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)

290 BREAKING NEWS: Man Intentionally Derailed Train at High-Speed In Attempt To Crash Into Hospital Ship Mercy At LA Port -



Ho-Lee CRAP.

The media's driven people insane.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

291 I forgot they were the ones that broke this story:

@JackPosobiec

2 days ago @OANN leaked a Kennedy Center conference call

Today the White House press corps voted to remove @OANN from press briefings

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

292 >>> BREAKING NEWS: Man Intentionally Derailed Train at High-Speed In Attempt To Crash Into Hospital Ship Mercy At LA Port


Quarters on the rails again? Bastards!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:21 PM (VWp7G)

293 Trump Press Sec should come out and say

"For White House Briefings, seating priority for all-news channels will be given to those who have consistently carried previous briefings in their entirety."

And Fuck you, WHCA.

Posted by: The Gateway at April 01, 2020 08:21 PM (NiXyF)

294 @289: "weirdly he used the asterisks for every vulgarity except the c*** word."

Must have been a Scot.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 01, 2020 08:22 PM (+oVP5)

295 I didn't realize how much power the WHCA has been ceded by the President. Just how in fuck's sake can they command POTUS Trump on who can attend HIS briefings?! Just who in the hell elected these assclowns? Nobody, that's who. I wasn't aware the Constitution laid out a wing of the White House for these bottom-feeding shitdicks to control with an iron fist.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01




Is that how it works? I thought the whcs were kind of a team that combined their resources and shared info so that not everybody had to go everywhere.

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:22 PM (HALdu)

296 So what you are saying is that neck beards are for cowards.

Posted by: at April 01, 2020 08:19 PM (C+evo)

---
Only if you define cowardice as "willing to die to look marginally better."

I note that Lee, Grant, Sherman, etc. never bothered to shave the neck. Sherman liked his beard trimmed, but didn't feel a shave was ever in order.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:22 PM (cfSRQ)

297 >>All right thinking men should have a second fridge, usually located in the garage, dedicated to ample beer storage in case of emergency.

Or built into the bar so it can keep the other alcohol company.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)

298 @289: "weirdly he used the asterisks for every vulgarity except the c*** word."

Must have been a Scot.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 01, 2020 08:22 PM (+oVP5)

The problem with Scotland, is it's full of c**ts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 08:23 PM (x8Wzq)

299 If President Trump was smart, he'd allow youtubers into the WH press briefings.



There are a lot of good youtubers who are more legit "journalists" than cfuckingnn.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 08:18 PM (/46dB)

I would give anything to see Styxhexenhammer sitting in the front row with his leather jacket unbuttoned and no shirt.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 01, 2020 08:23 PM (xPl2J)

300 men should be drinking scotch so they do not need a fridge.

Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:23 PM (HALdu)

301 268
I like the ones I see driving down the highway in the car, wearing a mask.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (90T4r)


I saw that this past Sunday. A guy was in a car all by himself wearing a mask. Maybe he was afraid the steering wheel would sneeze on him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 08:17 PM (bl9lT)

Somebody explained this, here, the other day.
You wash your hands at home, and put on your mask. You drive to the store; this compromises your hands, so that's why you've already put the mask on. You shop; go home; take off your mask; wash your hands.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 08:23 PM (7juvc)

302 if you go to the second vid it has subtitls

not sure if they are any good
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (HALdu)

Rule 34.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 08:23 PM (miJU3)

303 A hole in the ground will keep beer passably cool.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 08:23 PM (l3+k2)

304 Well, your choices were:

Pay a barber,
Take your chances with a straight razor, or
Grow a beard

Many of the looks people had back then corresponded with the ease of shaving. Neckbeards were a thing because who wants to risk slitting their own throat?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:14 PM (cfSRQ)

actually - it's fascinating how facial hair styles go in and out of fashion over the generations. Charles Mackay devoted an entire chapter to the topic in "Extraordinary Popular Delusions", and he even recorded instances where entire societies had gone to war over what was acceptable and what was not.

For a counter to the wild facial hair of the mid 19th century (which was about as wild as it ever got) contrast to the era of the Founding Fathers, who wore great piled up powdered wigs, but who considered Facial Hair to be uncivilized, barbarian, and foreign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 08:24 PM (V2Yro)

305 Rule 34.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01







Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 08:24 PM (HALdu)

306 239 It was difficult for me because I wasn't filthy
rich. Dad was a fireman, mom a waitress. Most of my equipment was used,
but the sport has exploded and you see players from all social strata
nowadays.



That said, lacrosse gave so much more to me than I gave back.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:07 PM (bkUtD)

---
Oh, there were working-class kids, but the expense of the game was such that you didn't see dirt-poor people taking it up (unless they were tribal).

But Title IX nuked the varsity scholarships more than 20 years ago. So my sense is that it's more upscale than it was.

Thus lacrosse players are likely to be more of Jake Tapper's imagined social peer than the engine shop at a local garage, who he considers utterly beneath him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 08:12 PM (cfSRQ)



Nah.

Lacrosse is very much a middle class game.

One of our boys even got a lacrosse scholarship for college.

They aren't handing out scholarships cuz all of these kids are filthy rich.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 01, 2020 08:24 PM (z0XD8)

307 @300: "men should be drinking scotch so they do not need a fridge."

(Insert "why not both?" meme pic here.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 01, 2020 08:24 PM (+oVP5)

308 Pontiac, Pontiac, Pontiac. Jeeze, I get tired of hearing about that guy.

Posted by: Tecumseh at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (xSo9G)

At least people have heard of you.


Posted by: Blue Jacket
-----------
How many places named after you, dickhead??

Posted by: Joseph Brant at April 01, 2020 08:24 PM (TQ/zJ)

309 "if you go to the second vid it has subtitls"

Pelosi has subtitls.

Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 08:24 PM (Tnijr)

310 I saw that this past Sunday. A guy was in a car all by himself wearing a mask. Maybe he was afraid the steering wheel would sneeze on him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 08:17 PM (bl9lT)

Here in Silicon Valley, I've gotten used to the site of Asians wearing masks and cotton gloves - yes - even while driving. That's pretty much standard garb, it's been going on for years. I was never clear if it's to keep their germs in, to keep germs out, or for allergies. Women tend to do it more than men.

There's also "fashion" masks, that have Hello Kitty, skull teeth, etc. you can (or could) get. So the fashion conscious ones would color coordinate, and the little kids have flowers, little pony and batman.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 08:25 PM (8B6Ng)

311 I note that Lee, Grant, Sherman, etc. never bothered to shave the neck. Sherman liked his beard trimmed, but didn't feel a shave was ever in order.

I can understand why Muslims would have neck beards, they have this uncontrollable impulse to cut all the way through any time they have a blade near a neck.

That is just Survival 101

Posted by: 🐧 at April 01, 2020 08:25 PM (C+evo)

312 >>>You wash your hands at home, and put on your mask. You drive to the store; this compromises your hands, so that's why you've already put the mask on. You shop; go home; take off your mask; wash your hands.



It's cold, so I've had my hands in my pants for hours now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:25 PM (VWp7G)

313 >>> The brits drink their beer at room temp. I'd try that. Posted by: notsothoreau at April 01, 2020 08:16 PM

Thanks, that sounds like a good direction. Probably brown ales and stouts. I haven't had a good milk stout in a while I might try that and a case of brown ale.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 08:25 PM (l6b3d)

314 Shaving became de rigeur during WWI so that gas masks would fit.

King Gilette got rich.

Neck beards are stupid and itchy. I am a month into Feral Beard but I shave my neck because icky.

If shaving with a straight razor were deadly only real men would have survived the 19th century.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2020 08:25 PM (gd9RK)

315 Pontiac, Pontiac, Pontiac. Jeeze, I get tired of hearing about that guy.

Posted by: Tecumseh at April 01, 2020 08:15 PM (xSo9G)

At least people have heard of you.


Posted by: Blue Jacket
-----------
How many places named after you, dickhead??
Posted by: Joseph Brant at April 01, 2020 08:24 PM (TQ/zJ)
------
*sighs*

Posted by: Stand Watie at April 01, 2020 08:26 PM (g8Yc+)

316 >>>Pelosi has subtitls.


You owe me a new keyboard!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:26 PM (VWp7G)

317 303 A hole in the ground will keep beer passably cool.
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 08:23 PM (l3+k2)

Since you read this blog, we all assume that unlike Jim Acosta, you will be able to tell the difference between that and Your Ass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 08:26 PM (V2Yro)

318

Derailin' that train
High on cocaine
Casey Jones you'd better
Watch your speed

Posted by: Ungrateful loaf at April 01, 2020 08:26 PM (aKsyK)

319 >>>Shaving became de rigeur during WWI so that gas masks would fit.


Also the reason Hitler got his short mustache. Mask wouldn't seal.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:26 PM (VWp7G)

320 I wouldn't have near as big a problem with infrastructure spending if we didn't already allegedly spend trillions on infrastructure. We should be driving on streets paved with gold, encrusted with diamonds. Every bloody airport should make the Taj Mahal look like a dump for all the money we spent on infrastructure already. And now we need more???

As with most government spending, we'd have plenty to go to the basic functions of government if we stopped needlessly pissing away what we have on nonsense.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 08:27 PM (Exv3s)

321 Adam Schlesinger, the lead singer of Fountains of Wayne and writer of hits like "Stacy's Mom," died from coronavirus complications. He was 52.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 08:27 PM (cF8AT)

322 Casey Jones better hope he don't get hit with a terrorism charge.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

323 Biden Says He's Considering Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer as Vice President Pick

-
Half Brain wants Half Whit. I guess the other halves are tied behind their backs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2020 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)

324 Re: train derailment in LA...

https://tinyurl.com/svxgh6s

tell me this wasn't a loony following the marching orders of the media.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 08:28 PM (8B6Ng)

325 >>> 300 men should be drinking scotch so they do not need a fridge.


Oh I've got that covered. That's why I like scotch. A few good bottles lasts a long time. Sometimes I just want the taste of beer.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 08:28 PM (l6b3d)

326 BREAKING NEWS: Man Intentionally Derailed Train at High-Speed In Attempt To Crash Into Hospital Ship Mercy At LA Port -
Ho-Lee CRAP.
The media's driven people insane.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

Commies love trains.

Remember to empty the night soil.......and use the disinfectant.

Strelnikov!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2020 08:29 PM (Z+IKu)

327 It's also the end of the Outsourcing Era.

No one is going to be able to close an auto plant that *also* made hospital gear during a pandemic.

That's gotta sting.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 01, 2020 07:45 PM (cfSRQ)

So BMWs will no longer be made in SC?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 08:29 PM (Exv3s)

328 234 218 Trump should give Biden a wake-up call.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (5b+Sr)

OMG. Can you imagine? No warning, just
*Ring, ring*.
"Hey Joe, This is Donald. I hear you have some plans you want to share with me. Shoot!"


Great prank call by somebody imitating Trump.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2020 08:11 PM (5b+Sr)


Make sure a pro-Trump resource records that conversation.

I can only imagine Biden's thoughtful and measured responses. For the good of the country, of course.


The comedy will last for days.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 08:29 PM (sy5kK)

329 Adam Schlesinger, the lead singer of Fountains of Wayne and writer of hits like "Stacy's Mom," died from coronavirus complications. He was 52.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 08:27 PM (cF8AT)


That's TERRIBLE news! AWFUL! I love FOW! Damn, and he had his hand in a lot of other great stuff. How sad!

RIP Adam!

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 08:29 PM (8B6Ng)

330 >>>Biden Says He's Considering Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer as Vice President Pick



Bitch has crazy eyes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:29 PM (VWp7G)

331 dont trust acosta, acosta is asshooooe

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 08:30 PM (ykYG2)

332 BREAKING NEWS: Man Intentionally Derailed Train at High-Speed In Attempt To Crash Into Hospital Ship Mercy At LA Port -
Ho-Lee CRAP.

-----

Somebody watches too much Fast & Furious. This will probably be in the next one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 08:30 PM (II2Y0)

333 If you're eating dinner, don't watch this....

@ShawnG927

Chelsea Handler has a big CRUSH on Andrew Cuomo!

https://tinyurl.com/swaclsr

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

334 The train engineer has already told the cops he was trying to get people to see that the ship was part of a government takeover. So far, he's only been charged with train derailment, which in itself is good for a 20 year stretch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 01, 2020 08:30 PM (C1Lsn)

335 314 Shaving became de rigeur during WWI so that gas masks would fit.

A close shave has often been the mark of a serious professional military man. The Roman Legions originally mandated that Legionaries be clean shaven so that an enemy couldn't grab them by the beard and drag them to the ground. This is why the statues of Emperor Augustus, for example, always show him clean shaven with short hair, it was meant to give an impression of him as a Roman Soldier.

The barbarian tribes always viewed facial hair as a sign of a man's virility, and as Roman society become more and more dominated by those who had come from previously barbarian roots, the attitude on Facial Hair changed, and the statues of Marcus Aurelius, for example, show him with a very full beard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 08:31 PM (V2Yro)

336 Noodity.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 08:31 PM (W2taJ)

337 #239 "Oh, there were working-class kids, but the expense of the game was such that you didn't see dirt-poor people taking it up (unless they were tribal)."

About 95% of the population works. Gotta narrow that down.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 08:31 PM (Exv3s)

338 240 No the WH cannot pull anyones pass. Remember they did that to Acosta and CNN took it to court and the court said he must be allowed back in as he had not violated whatever written agreement is between the WH and the WH press .

Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2020 08:32 PM (Q61Gu)

339
It's a gimmick!

That's the 5th person joe biden has "considered" to be his veep. They're always the "it" D in the fake news, at the time.

Am I the only one who sees this??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 08:33 PM (/46dB)

340 That clip on Tucker they just showed about the Police and name calling I would have SWORN came from Reno 911!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 08:34 PM (V2Yro)

341 Adam Schlesinger, the lead singer of Fountains of Wayne and writer of hits like "Stacy's Mom," died from coronavirus complications. He was 52.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 08:27 PM (cF8AT)



R.I.P.

He was probably the best pop rock song writer in the last 20 years or so.

Here's a great song off the FoW's first album

"Radiation Vibe"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmqswLKKYyU

Oh, what the heck.


Here's another one:

"She's got a Problem"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLcEsdU3cr0


Great tunesmith.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 01, 2020 08:35 PM (z0XD8)

342 316
>>>Pelosi has subtitls.





You owe me a new keyboard!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 08:26 PM (VWp7G)

+++
Don't I know it.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 01, 2020 08:37 PM (VuPN9)

343 The brits drink their beer at room temp. I'd try that. Posted by: notsothoreau at April 01, 2020 08:16 PM

Thanks, that sounds like a good direction. Probably brown ales and stouts. I haven't had a good milk stout in a while I might try that and a case of brown ale.
Posted by: banana Dream


I spent a bunch of time in the U.K. I actually like all my beer at room temperature now. Yuengling is the best. Give it a try. One in the fridge and at room temperature. The warmer one has a better flavor for me. Besides, if you hate it...it was a cost effective beer.


Best beer at room temperature for me is a German stout or a guinness.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 01, 2020 08:40 PM (VcFUs)

344 Obama likes the honey hammock too.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum D- icksucker at April 01, 2020 08:44 PM (y3cH7)

345
? the timing.

Home Depot hasn't had masks for weeks ...
Posted by: Lady Oleanna Redwine

Someone on the thread said it was January 29.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 01, 2020 08:45 PM (I849g)

346 177 Ah but a beard, longer at that could be a virus catcher.
Just a thought
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 08:02 PM (ZCEU2)

Don't you blaspheme in here!

Posted by: Fra Filippo at April 01, 2020 08:46 PM (7MUvN)

347 @171I wonder if it has anything to do with James Wood's tweet that wonders why no one with a cell phone has taken any pics of crowded emergency rooms, etc? It's a good question.

Posted by: artemis at April 01, 2020 08:48 PM (AwPyG)

348 OANN booted from news conferences?

Obvious remedy -- exclusive interviews!

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 01, 2020 08:49 PM (u/nim)

349


John Roberts used to be JR on Much Music, Canada's MTV.

Funny to see him all coked out hanging out with Triumph. He did a nice interview with Rush, so I'll cut him some slack.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 01, 2020 08:58 PM (lg/F7)

350 #200 #214 Concur. Time to recognize Taiwan. The biggest thumb ever in the eye of the globalist elite.

Posted by: One More Zap Rowsdower for the Road at April 01, 2020 09:02 PM (cUpB1)

351 You need to listen more closely to Roberts' question. Trump misheard him. Evidently, you did too. Roberts' was asking about the OBAMA Administration's failings, and he was right. Obama left Trump with empty shelves and depleted pandemic supplies.

So, Roberts' wasn't trolling or asking a fake news question. And he was polite when Trump shut him down. Too bad. He should have reaffirmed that he was asking about the Obama Administration.

Posted by: Dogstar at April 01, 2020 09:42 PM (zMbZy)

352 John Roberts. Bitch. Slapped.

Posted by: sgr at April 01, 2020 10:13 PM (iLqqw)

353 About 95% of the population works. Gotta narrow that down.
---

Give us a few more weeks.

Posted by: Democrat Governor at April 02, 2020 01:20 AM (mgJUX)

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