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Joe Scarborough: Unlike Trump, I and All of My Liberal Genius Media Friends Saw Coronavirus Coming In Early January

Update: Trump presser scheduled for 5pm but running late.


So Joe Biden says that he and all his media palz and NeverTrump sycophants and jock-sniffers saw this coming.

Really, queen?

Greg Gutfeld demanded proof from Juan Williams about his assertion that he and the rest of the leftwing corporate media knew all about the Wuhan flu from the start and all had meticulous plans for fighting it. Juan Williams, of course, failed to produce proof that he even heard of this before March.

Similarly, Joe Scarborough and the leftwing media -- and the rest of the NeverTrump Twitter Obsessives who only twitter-chatted about impeachment throughout December, January, and February -- are all claiming they were

FOCUSED

LIKE

LASERS

on the looming threat of coronavirus, and scoffing at the idea that the government might have been paralyzed by their impeachment political gamesmaship.

And note, even the timing of impeachment was political -- Nancy Pelosi wanted to make sure it was far enough out from the election that it wouldn't hurt Democrats in November 2020.

So all of these stupid, ignorant self-delusional malignant narcissists are now pinning the blame for their own corrupt and lunatic obsession on Trump.

Hey, meltbrains? It's now been almost four fucking years since Trump won.

It's time to get the fuck off twitter and stop your endless gibbering and self-medicating on Twitter and see a fucking psychiatrist.

Ask the psychiatrist about perseveration:

Perseveration according to psychology, psychiatry, and speech-language pathology, is the repetition of a particular response (such as a word, phrase, or gesture) regardless of the absence or cessation of a stimulus. It is usually caused by a brain injury or other organic disorder.[1] Symptoms include "lacking ability to transition or switch ideas appropriately with the social context, as evidenced by the repetition of words or gestures after they have ceased to be socially relevant or appropriate",[2] or the "act or task of doing so",[3] and are not better described as stereotypy (a highly repetitive idiosyncratic behaviour).

...

Perseveration may be confused with habitual behaviours in a number of other conditions and disorders, such as obsessive–compulsive disorder, including post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), body dysmorphic disorder, trichotillomania, and habit problems.[14] However, in animal experiments it can be shown when repetitive behaviour is a cognitive perseveration rather than a motor disorder. For example, under low doses of amphetamine an animal will perseverate in maintaining an arbitrary object preference even when different motor responses are required to maintain that preference.[15]

I will pay $1000 to any liberal or NeverTrumper (but I repeat myself) who can produce proof -- and this should be easy, as you stupid motherfuckers live all day on Twitter and in your listserves -- that any of them said, "Say, this coronavirus looks very serious, maybe we should pressure Pelosi to speed this process up so that Trump and Congress can deal with the virus."

Of course none of you said that. But you all claim you were Super-Thinking that at the time.


It's just coincidentally one of the very, very few thought-queefs you had that you failed to record on Twitter.

You are obsessives and the only thing you were thinking was, "Drag this out as long as possible to hurt Trump's numbers so that we can get a leftwing liberal Democrat -- the Vice President to Obama, who we previously pretended to oppose so "severely" -- elected into office and resume our preferred roles as the left's Kapos guarding the right."

The only fucking health issue you've been chattering about for fucking four years --

FOUR YEARS! WE ARE NOW IN YEAR FOUR OF THE TEMPER-TANTRUM! --

is the 25th Amendment you stupid, crazy fuckers never stop perseverating about.

Trump... Drumpf...

...authoritarian...

...cheetos...

...muh princibuhls...

... muh normz....

... Orange... Man...

...Bad...

...need... to...

...virtue signal...

...on... muh... twitterz....

...must... pray to...

... Our Savior...

...John Oliver...

...and our Holy Mother...

...Samantha Bee...

...Orange... Man... Bad...

...oh no muh mentions....

...the cheeto-fingered Jesus...

...may take muh freedom...

...but he'll never take...

...Muh NORMZ!!!

By the way, Virtue-Signalers and Defenders of Our Precious Norms:

I'm super-interested in reading your mentions about the rape allegation against your candidate Joey Fingers.

Oh that's right, you're completely pretending the story away, coincidentally, just like your leftwing media heroes and leftwing social circle.

I guess maybe your norms aren't as precious as you've previously claimed, huh?

Fuck off and die.

Posted by: Ace at 05:11 PM




Comments

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1 Hola

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:11 PM (zr5Kq)

2 They're not even trying to be truthful. Just going with the full, bald faced lie and expecting their sycophants to lap it up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 05:11 PM (trdmm)

3 >>>2 They're not even trying to be truthful. Just going with the full, bald faced lie and expecting their sycophants to lap it up.


They've completely censored any mention of the rape allegation against Joey Fingers.

NeverTrump, too.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:13 PM (PbpT7)

4 Unless they shorted the market, I don't believe them. (Okay, I don't believe them regardless.)

Posted by: windbag at April 01, 2020 05:13 PM (/xZpn)

5 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
5pm'ish EDT
PDT
running a little late

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:13 PM (7juvc)

6 Ahem, these assholes were too busy trying - and failing - to remove the president from office. If their fucking priorities were in order, they could have lessened the effects, but no, Orange Man Bad was more important.

Fuck these Democrats, and fuck these media assholes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 05:13 PM (bkUtD)

7 Greg Gutfeld demanded proof from Juan Williams about his assertion that he and the rest of the leftwing corporate media knew all about the Wuhan flu from the start and all had meticulous plans for fighting it. Juan Williams, of course, failed to produce proof that he even heard of this before March.

Maybe Juan confused it with sickle cell anemia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:13 PM (YqDXo)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2020 05:14 PM (arJlL)

9 The FNM should be treated as paid agents of China because they are.

And China is a hostile power that just attacked us.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 05:14 PM (WdocV)

10
Did I not say here more than 2 weeks ago someone needs to create the true Timeline for the Chinese Flu because it's not a 'good look' for the Democrats and Fake news.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 05:14 PM (AJXx4)

11 Also, they were so busy running cover for the Chinese - and telling people to head to Chinese restaurants or you're a racist - that they didn't worry about actual American lives.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 05:14 PM (bkUtD)

12 I cannot think of any other Presidency that has been kept in such a constant state of crisis, save for Lincoln's. There has not been a single week's respite since Trump took office.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 05:14 PM (trdmm)

13
China is asshole!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 05:14 PM (AJXx4)

14 Lying sacks of shit

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:15 PM (5bxa0)

15 China is asshole!
___

But I like assholes.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 01, 2020 05:15 PM (WdocV)

16 >>> I cannot think of any other Presidency that has been kept in such a constant state of crisis, save for Lincoln's. There has not been a single week's respite since Trump took office.



It's amazing the country is still standing, and until a few weeks ago, thriving.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 05:15 PM (bkUtD)

17

Trump... Drumpf...

...authoritarian...

...cheetos...

...muh princibuhls...

... muh normz....

... Orange... Man...

...Bad...

...need... to...

...virtue signal...

...on... muh... twitterz....

...must... pray to...

... Our Savior...

...John Oliver...

...and our Holy Mother...

...Samantha Bee...

...Orange... Man... Bad...

...oh no muh mentions....

...the cheeto-fingered Jesus...

...may take muh freedom...

...but he'll never take...




-


Finally, a Zappa son I don't recognize.

Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 05:15 PM (Tnijr)

18 song

Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 05:15 PM (Tnijr)

19 John Fukking Oliver
*spit*
Samantha Fukking Bee
*spit*

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 05:15 PM (aS1PU)

20 So, you're saying they lied? Color me shocked.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 01, 2020 05:16 PM (dUJdY)

21 "Everybody saw this coming in early January."

And, even setting aside the fact that this is not true, why would he make this point? He's not claiming that HE saw it coming, or that some perfect candidate who'll be running against PDT saw it coming. It's just petty and non-productive.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:16 PM (7juvc)

22 Xi-eesh.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 01, 2020 05:16 PM (COzlW)

23 Pissed off ace is the best ace!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 05:16 PM (k4dH2)

24 By holding back all of this information that Joe and friends knew in early January, I guess we can point to them as having blood on their hands.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 01, 2020 05:16 PM (ch6++)

25 epicly willowed:

354 336 Sea otters are lounging.
A pair of them have been floating on their backs together for a while now.

https://tinyurl.com/s4xtoy8

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


you're a gem!
those particular otters are wild babies who were found abandoned. The Monterey Bay Aquarium has an otter rehab program where they have momma otters foster these babies for several months and teach them how to otter. they are then released back into the wild and are slowly repopulating the Elkhorn SLough.

such a great story. these otters are usually in the back, away from public view, but with the closing of the aquarium to the public, they have the opportunity to be in the larger exhibit and we can see them.

so freaking awesome. I love sea otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 05:16 PM (d7Ww2)

26 I cannot think of any other Presidency that has been kept in such a constant state of crisis, save for Lincoln's. There has not been a single week's respite since Trump took office.

Posted by: Tom Servo

--

And at least Lincoln had the luxury of being allowed to kill his domestic opponents.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (Hcsoi)

27 Official layoffs in Texas - and this isn't small businesses, this number is from large companies that report to the State - is now in the tens of thousands. And increasing daily.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (trdmm)

28 Oh OH...my guv'nor is speaking.
I wonder what new devilry he's up to now?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (axyOa)

29 That My Pillow Guy what an asshole for making masks, same people

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (dKiJG)

30 The last sentence sums it up nicely.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (T0HEN)

31 How many "questions" today will be "Why did you wait so long to do something about the virus when everyone else was doing something about it?"

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (5bxa0)

32 >>>23 Pissed off ace is the best ace!


i've really had it. plus, with this no-vaping thing, I'm snapping at commenters and snapping at friends.

better to vent at these people.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

33 And it's all just so much revision bullshit because:

1) they all called Trump a racist for the travel ban and went out of their way to have their "hug a Chinese day" events to prove Trump was overreacting

2) we all know dammed good and well that had Trump done any more they would have accused him a trying to distract from his impeachment, "the worst sort of domestic wag the dog" would have been repeated everywhere.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (vPKfA)

34 That STFU song touches me deep in my soul.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

35 I clearly remember the coronavirus float made out of dead bats and lotus blossoms in the Rose Parade on New Year's Day.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 01, 2020 05:18 PM (COzlW)

36 WHO's on first?!
Red China!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2020 05:18 PM (TQ/zJ)

37 "Everybody saw this coming in early January."
______________

But decided not to say anything about it until February.

Totes believable!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 05:18 PM (k4dH2)

38 Saying mean things about progs? This is Not Who We Are!

*gasps*
*clutches pearls*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 05:18 PM (NWiLs)

39 Poetry, ace.

Snapping at commenters? Missed that.

I think that's OK, livens things up.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 05:18 PM (El6T/)

40 I like to think Mika's bush is transparent.

Posted by: nip at April 01, 2020 05:18 PM (Izot6)

41 26
I cannot think of any other Presidency that has been kept in such a
constant state of crisis, save for Lincoln's. There has not been a
single week's respite since Trump took office.



Posted by: Tom Servo



--



And at least Lincoln had the luxury of being allowed to kill his domestic opponents.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (Hcsoi)
Well, there was that one time he and his wife went to the theater......

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 01, 2020 05:19 PM (N39Ws)

42 I'll own that I didn't take this seriously either until early March when I saw the Economist's (yeah I know) 'flatten the curve' graph.

Mind you, I also haven't been going around pretending to be a prophet. I haven't killed any interns either

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 05:19 PM (ykYG2)

43 31 How many "questions" today will be "Why did you wait so long to do something about the virus when everyone else was doing something about it?"
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM (5bxa0)

Acosta's more like, "Why don't you say, right here and now, that you REGRET waiting so long to do something about the virus when everyone else was doing something about it."

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:19 PM (7juvc)

44 37 "Everybody saw this coming in early January."
______________

But decided not to say anything about it until February.

While Nancy walked down chinatown streets in San Francisco telling us on Feb. 24th there was nothing to be worried about

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:19 PM (5bxa0)

45 better to vent at these people.
____________

Absolutely. Nobody deserves it more.

Except maybe the ChiCom Asshoes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 05:19 PM (k4dH2)

46 It's more likely you will find the Twatters calling Trump a racist for trying to slow the spread of this virus and supporting people like DeBlasio in their quest to maintain normal behavior in the face of "the anti science Rights" attempt to warn people it was coming.

NYC isn't an epicenter of this virus solely due to its population density. It was due to the fact they ignored early mitigation efforts and actually encouraged people to go out and be in large crowds. To not let it alter your life, as they said at the time.

These people who now fallaciously say the president didn't get out on this early enough.

So when you see all these sick and dead people in NYC, slap yourself on the back, you Twitter-holic,dick suckers.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 05:19 PM (8/E19)

47 There are two things that this thing changed my life on:

I will never buy anything from China again where I can help it.

I am giving the finger to my remaining "lefty" friends who have shrieked 24/7 nonstop on social media more than I have ever seen them do before.

I cannot in good conscience maintain any circle of friendship or relationship with the left. Done.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Piercing Nipples at April 01, 2020 05:19 PM (+dsLj)

48 ace

May the calming influence of tantric, mattress-shredding, headboard-smashing, yodel sex ease your mind and body.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2020 05:19 PM (u82oZ)

49 so freaking awesome. I love sea otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 05:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Now there are two pairs floating motionless.
California sunshine!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 05:19 PM (ufFY8)

50 Oh ace, I got into it with some chick on a local FB group that tried to tie the vaping deaths to Covid 19. I lit into her big time. I got banned.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 01, 2020 05:20 PM (dUJdY)

51 What sort of idiot gets someone to drink fish-tank cleaner and then takes a bit themself to fake it being an accident?? You've gotta go for the "I wasn't in the office; she must have fallen and hit her head" plan.

Posted by: joe scarboro at April 01, 2020 05:20 PM (TQ/zJ)

52 >>better to vent at these people.

You can always take it out on garrett.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 05:20 PM (ZLI7S)

53 This is why Trump's Jan. 31 decision to halt admission of travelers from was greeted with applause and relief.

Oh - wait.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 05:20 PM (El6T/)

54 >>>While Nancy walked down chinatown streets in San Francisco telling us on Feb. 24th there was nothing to be worried about


yup

and when the media was telling us to go to Chinatown on Chinese NEw Year and hug someone who just flew in from Wuhan to show how much you love

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:20 PM (PbpT7)

55 19 John Fukking Oliver
*spit*
Samantha Fukking Bee
*spit*
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 05:15 PM (aS1PU)


Two deportations, comin' up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:20 PM (YqDXo)

56 You are obsessives and the only thing you were thinking was, "Drag this out as long as possible to hurt Trump's numbers so that we can get a leftwing liberal Democrat -- the Vice President to Obama, who we previously pretended to oppose so "severely" -- elected into office and resume our preferred roles as the left's Kapos guarding the right."
++++++++++++++
Yes. When China went into lockdown in Wuhan and then cascaded it out from there, it was a footnote story in the impeachment mess. It finally hit their RADAR screens on January 31st (6 days after they locked down Wuhan on the 25th) when Trump - evil racist that he is, you know - curtailed travel from China. Even then it was a back-burner issue until Muh Impeachment wrapped up on February 6th, and it didn't start to become a major news story until a week or two later when its spread was becoming clear.

What they don't want to discuss - and cannot afford to have discussed - is that they spent all of January and the first half of February (you know, that period when Trump was locking out China and trying to get the CDC and FDA out of their own ways) talking about how impeachment is forever and up to their asses in Democrat candidate debates and primary coverage.

In other words, as is usually the case, they did exactly what they are accusing Trump of doing: trying to score political points while ignoring the outbreak. Only it's more stupid this time because the record is so clear.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 05:20 PM (Q8c/L)

57 I'm very thankful that my wife and I saw the threat of this early, and made some meager preparations to avoid the shit show in the stores, my main concern was to stay away from crazy people when they woke up. My wife fought me on the toilet paper i planned to get at Costco, she had just bought some the month prior, and I said, lets just get it, it's not like we won't use it.

One of the guys I work with, his wife is originally from Japan, so they were listening to all the news over there, he comes into work one day back in mid february the day after I put the plan in motion to stuck up on staple items with my wife, and says " I need to get supplies". He then pulled me aside and told me his anti-gun wife told him that morning "get a gun"

I wish our Govt. had prepared better, and I suspect they have probably known a lot more about the true situation in China, but no one was taking this seriously, except those of us that are normally paranoid about stuff like this, I think they've done a pretty good job dealing with it all things considered. I shudder to think about what things would look like if the results in Nov 2016 were different. These people claiming that Hillary would have been all over this are fucking insane.

Crazy times...

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (EUaR1)

58 I knew about this in November. What prize do I win, Joe?

Posted by: Xi Jinping at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (COzlW)

59 Maybe I've grown especially cynical, but I knew the Biden Rape Story would be buried completely as soon as I saw it. Same thing as happened with Clinton and Juanita Broderick. The whole "metoo" thing was never more than an op to try to take down Trump, and after that backfired (like with the Va. Lt Gov) the left dropped it completely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (trdmm)

60 so freaking awesome. I love sea otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 05:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Now there's a surprise!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

61 And just this morning, DOCTOR Joe the Intern Killer tweeted that only a bunch of hacks are recommending the malaria meds.

Trump needs to put a bug in the ear of Florida's attorney general and reopen the case of Joe's dead intern.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (ptqGC)

62 I was there when the bat first sneezed on that Wuhan market worker. I knew it would be bad, and I have been sounding the alarm ever since!

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (dNzKv)

63 China prevented the truth from coming out. It pushed all the buttons at WHO and around the world to suppress information.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (zr5Kq)

64 Pink Guy's vid "STFU" is strangely uplifting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

65 >>>50 Oh ace, I got into it with some chick on a local FB group that tried to tie the vaping deaths to Covid 19. I lit into her big time. I got banned.


Well I know that they'll never stop with the anti-vaping propaganda, BUT I can tell it *is* an irritant, so I gave it up so I wouldn't give Wuhan Lung AIDS any advantages.



Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

66 ace, any chance Johnny Coldcuts will be coming out of retirement soon? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (L2ZTs)

67


I would be all up in that asshole's face right about now...it would be nice to have a Howard Beale somewhere who would kick his ass on TV.

It's funny, all along China is a danger, as DJT said, Joey Smells was praising China, Bloomy too, the media, well, the decided MUH RUSSIA was the big thing.

Then China drops the bomb, and now they are claiming they knew all along about how China could do this and all this...

Just when you tihnk they can't go any lower...here we are.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 01, 2020 05:22 PM (lg/F7)

68 NOBODY saw this coming in Jan. I have been following since before Wuhan was shut down (I am in Japan) and at that time most people in the West thought that the US. and most of the West would contain it like they did with SARS.

It was an unknown, and a risk, but the press - all the press - was ignorant to the risk or gambling that they could make Trump look bad for his travel ban.

Look at the way Acosta spends every one of his limited neurons trying to spin things against Trump. At that time the spin was that Trump overreacted.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 05:22 PM (LWu6U)

69 You know what the leftist media did discover early?

That Trump was a racist and xenophobe for wanting to restrict flights from China. That's documented all over the place.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 05:22 PM (CCNCh)

70 Scarborough is a whore.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:22 PM (zr5Kq)

71 just kidding, i'm not that innocent

Posted by: Surprise Innocent Otter at April 01, 2020 05:22 PM (PbpT7)

72 There's gonna be a comeuppance for a lot of people when this is over. It's not just the Chicoms, it's the people who are pushing their propaganda and who are actively working against the American people. A lot of people need to die on that bonfire, and the Left smells it coming. Hence they are tryin very hard to change the true narrative.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 05:22 PM (8/E19)

73 That is one great aspect of these idiots always being online-it's really easy to pull up what they've said. It's also hugely entertaining to watch them sputter and try to dismiss their words.

Posted by: pookysgirl, chief validator at April 01, 2020 05:23 PM (XKZwp)

74 Scarborough is a whore.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:22 PM (zr5Kq)


So is his third wife.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

75 Took awhile, but I've found the first time Scarborough offers any kind
of commentary on the Coronavirus. It's from Feb. 26th ...only about 2
months after he said "everybody" was talking about it




Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 05:23 PM (A5yUY)

76 62 I was there when the bat first sneezed on that Wuhan market worker. I knew it would be bad, and I have been sounding the alarm ever since!
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 01, 2020 05:21 PM (dNzKv)


"I was there when the bat started going 'ah ah ah ah' and I knew immediately it was going to a pandemic and warned Trump. But did he listen? Nooooo."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:23 PM (YqDXo)

77 I see NoVaMoMe is rescheduled for late August.

I'm always the last to find out.

Still plan to be there. Chinese Wuhan Flu and totalitarian state governors depending of course.

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 05:23 PM (NiXyF)

78 They're also given the lie because they and the Dems universally attacked PDT for racism when he banned Chinese and then EU flights.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2020 05:24 PM (TQ/zJ)

79 >>>62 I was there when the bat first sneezed on that Wuhan market worker. I knew it would be bad, and I have been sounding the alarm ever since!
Posted by: Brian Williams

haha

Posted by: Surprise Innocent Otter at April 01, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)

80 Trump mentioned this in the State of the Union. Nancy tore up that speech.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 05:24 PM (s6M7E)

81 So is his third wife.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 05:23 PM (ptqGC)


When two whores marry each other...what is it called I wonder.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:24 PM (zr5Kq)

82 68 NOBODY saw this coming in Jan.

Steve Bannon did, to his credit.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 05:24 PM (ykYG2)

83 I'd treat Scarborough the way I've always wanted to treat psychics.

"You can see the future? Really?" WHAP! I backhand them off their chair.

"Didn't see THAT shit comin', didja?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

84 You know, there are crimes worse than dishonesty and hypocrisy.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough's Murdered Intern at April 01, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)

85 Pissed off ace is the best ace!


i've really had it. plus, with this no-vaping thing, I'm snapping at commenters and snapping at friends.

better to vent at these people.



Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:17 PM



***

No sweat Ace. We of the Horde have broad shoulders and we can take it.
Vent away!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 05:24 PM (axyOa)

86 I just heard Michael Lewis on Bloomberg TV indirectly plug his Fifth Risk book by trashing Trump on his preparedness for this pandemic. He said that Obama had a plan for dealing with things like this, but Trump ignored the preparation and threw the briefing books that were left for him in the trash. He also threw out that garbage accusation of eliminating the pandemic experts from his NSC.

Funny thing. I actually read Lewis' book, and he mentions nothing about pandemics, or any plans that Obama had to deal with anything like this one. In fact, the word 'pandemic' only appears once in his book.

The man should stay in his lane; he's a great writer. When he gets into politics, his blinkered ignorance is visible from outer space.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2020 05:25 PM (iuFgi)

87 Wow. Gutfeld on fire.

I didn't know Judge Jeanine Piro's home studio went down during her live show, and the media weasels came out and called her a drunk.

She doesn't drink.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

88 I hope all these liberals live to see the election. Only because it will be more fun to see them jump off a building when a Trump wins. Again.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 05:25 PM (8/E19)

89 When two whores marry each other...what is it called I wonder.
Posted by: runner

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In their case, presstitutes.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 05:25 PM (Y4EXg)

90 Ace, I want to thank you for the blog. Best space on the 'net. We are in the golden age of Cobs as well.
Do you need some scratch for their dental plan? I think I can sneak some past my wife. She wants me to spend it on her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2020 05:25 PM (u82oZ)

91 Does otter rehab include midnight water polo??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2020 05:26 PM (TQ/zJ)

92 I was proud of Joe Biden to help solve this problem Trump created.........What a guy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at April 01, 2020 05:26 PM (qM84C)

93 'Pink Guy's vid "STFU" is strangely uplifting.'

Needs a blistering guitar solo.

Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 05:26 PM (Tnijr)

94 And note, even the timing of impeachment was political -- Nancy Pelosi
wanted to make sure it was far enough out from the election that it
wouldn't hurt Democrats in November 2020.
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When did the impeachment vote in the House happen?

When did China first know they had a problem?

Just curious.

Posted by: Methos at April 01, 2020 05:26 PM (kOpft)

95 actually I think Mister Metokur was doing youtube streams about La 'Rona in that last week of January too.

And Widespread Pepe was hyping it under one of his million socks here, at least over most of February... but ineptly.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 05:26 PM (ykYG2)

96 The whole "metoo" thing was never more than an op to try to take down Trump

***

This is ever the way with the left. When Bill Clinton basically admitted he raped Juanita Broaddrick the liberal left said, "Well its ok, he's keeping abortion legal, so if he needs to get his rocks off go right ahead."

And then when it turned out that Al Gore was using enough fossil fuels to power a small town the left again said, "Well its ok, he's saving us from Global warming".

The left doesn't give a shit about pretty much anything they publicly claim to. Their values are:

1) Power
2) Money
3) Access to young women and boys....and the younger the better.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 05:27 PM (WdocV)

97 Some may have thought there could be something there, but without official report to WHO not sure what could have been done.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:27 PM (zr5Kq)

98 Speaking of Biden, please please please please take his call, Trump. Record it and let the country hear his "advice."


Prove you love us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

99 The news was so focused on this that they had so much free time to go 24/7 on impeachment ........

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at April 01, 2020 05:27 PM (qM84C)

100
It was an unknown, and a risk, but the press - all the press - was ignorant to the risk or gambling that they could make Trump look bad for his travel ban.
_______________

That travel ban was one of the smartest things Trump did, and all the lefty a-holes screamed at the time that it was horribly raaaaaaacist and unfair. But now they want people to believe that they knew all along this China virus was a killer. They knew in early January, which is why they were trying to get Americans to hug random Chinese travelers in late February -- because they obviously want to kill us!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 05:27 PM (k4dH2)

101 I hope unlike 9/11 there's a lot more pushback against government overreach and fascism and the premise that they just want us to "be safe."

In hindsight I'm fucking embarrassed that I supported the Patriot Act. A similar government overreach is happening today and now I'm like fuck your bullshit "you just wanna keep me safe" bullshit up your dildo packed ass.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Piercing Nipples at April 01, 2020 05:27 PM (+dsLj)

102 Intern Killer Sloe Joe

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 05:27 PM (M0uVr)

103 This is not a matter of self-serving "nuanced" (idiotic) interpretation.
These people are stating bald-faced lies.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 05:28 PM (M/9m0)

104 Top one hundr.... well, shit.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 01, 2020 05:28 PM (Do5/p)

105 By the way the first news source I ran across to freak out about Wuhan flu was....Zerohedge.

Of course that guy freaks out about everything.

But I would like to see the FNM legally required to list him as the guy that scooped everyone....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 05:28 PM (WdocV)

106 This is ever the way with the left. When Bill Clinton basically admitted he raped Juanita Broaddrick the liberal left said, "Well its ok, he's keeping abortion legal, so if he needs to get his rocks off go right ahead."

Who was that slut who said she'd give Clinton a blowie just for keeping abortion legal?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:28 PM (YqDXo)

107 >>FOUR YEARS! WE ARE NOW IN YEAR FOUR OF THE TEMPER-TANTRUM! --
I hereby propose we call these outbursts described above as Trumper Tantrums.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 01, 2020 05:29 PM (0jZvB)

108 these otters are usually in the back, away from public view

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 05:16 PM


Well...yeah.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otters at April 01, 2020 05:29 PM (ejd/p)

109 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2020 05:19 PM (u82oZ)

Hey Salty! Not sure if you saw it on the book thread Sunday, but thanks for the recommendation for "Bombers and the Bombed". Should have it tomorrow, which is good because I just finished "The Mighty 8th" last night.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 01, 2020 05:29 PM (VNmG1)

110 Has anyone noticed that the deadly viruses only appeared and threaten the world since Chinese nationals started travelling abroad. While China was blockaded behind the Bamboo Curtain we were fine.

It's obvious, we must deploy the Bamboo Curtain again.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2020 05:29 PM (xarPm)

111 so freaking awesome. I love sea otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 05:16 PM (d7Ww2)

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Whenever I travel to new cities I always go to the aquariums. I've been to most in the U.S., and my most favorite is the Seattle aquarium!

Posted by: Chillin the most at April 01, 2020 05:29 PM (lonOK)

112 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

cameras are on

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:29 PM (7juvc)

113 My friend at CNN saw this coming as a well rounded news organization should.

Posted by: Erik Errorkson at April 01, 2020 05:29 PM (Tnijr)

114 For those of following this virus since January, we well remember the enormous number of articles from the media saying all is well, it's nothing to worry about, you have more to worry about from the normal flu than this new bug, etc. They totally downplayed it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2020 05:30 PM (j3npP)

115 Acosta appears not to be in the front row.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:30 PM (7juvc)

116 Ace is on a roll..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 01, 2020 05:30 PM (CjFDo)

117 It's obvious, we must deploy the Bamboo Curtain again.


seconded

they are not ready to join civilization

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 05:30 PM (j9HX3)

118 Looking back on it the government did do two things after 9/11 that did help keep us safe

1) They deported every Muslim illegal
2) They started bombing jihadis overseas, and eventually sending soldiers to kill them (though the bombing was the better idea).


They didn't actually need any new laws to do either of those things.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 05:30 PM (WdocV)

119 I missed JJ's thread on the economic plan.

We'll revisit that tomorrow so I can explain just how wrong he was.

Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 05:31 PM (mrrpT)

120 Yesterday Trump directly addressed the question of distraction/impeachment. Think he basically said nah, bro, I'd like to think it didn't distract me.

Don't for one second think that would have mattered. Trump is the platonic ideal of a manager who can walk and chew gum at the same time. He was doing plenty while impeachment was meandering along to its predictable dud ending.

The impeachment was a national disgrace and important new damage to the civic culture, and inexcusable, but I don't think it was a factor. Administration looks to have acted quickly, and as always was limited by info it had, and confidence in guesses/estimates it was making (like most other issues like this).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 05:31 PM (El6T/)

121 The Dem Media Complex is not throwing a temper tantrum.

They are at war with us.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 05:31 PM (l3+k2)

122 OMG!! Somebody drowned the otters!!!1! Their lifeless bodies are floating in the pool!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 01, 2020 05:31 PM (CjFDo)

123 Trumpenfuhrer about to appear for briefing.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 05:31 PM (El6T/)

124 and when the media was telling us to go to Chinatown on Chinese NEw Year
and hug someone who just flew in from Wuhan to show how much you love


Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Posted by: the mayor of florence, italy at April 01, 2020 05:32 PM (TQ/zJ)

125 One good thing coming out of this is that the MSM are being exposed for the garbage that they are.

Some NowThis producer is upset that Franklin Graham, with whose politics he disagrees, is setting up a temporary hospital in NY.

https://twitter.com/judah_robinson/status/1244978542296862721

These garbage people produce nothing. They contribute nothing positive. They get pissed when other people get the attention that they think that they deserve. They hate their fellow Americans. And they can't stop. Even in a time like this, when everyone else is coming together, they just can't stop being garbage people.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2020 05:32 PM (BJKQV)

126 >>Ace is on a roll..


Are you crazy?


A Roll is like...ALL Carbs.





Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 05:32 PM (NX/n7)

127 98 Speaking of Biden, please please please please take his call, Trump. Record it and let the country hear his "advice."


Prove you love us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
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There's only downside for talking to Biden. What could Sleepy Joe add to the conversation? Nothing. Then he'll turn around and proclaim " I've consulted with Trump and he'll be putting my ideas into action". Actions that Trump was going to take anyway.

Posted by: WisRich at April 01, 2020 05:32 PM (OAlmw)

128 Ace pissed speaky bad words.

Posted by: Ling-Ling at April 01, 2020 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

129 Crouching China, Lying MSM

Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2020 05:32 PM (88xKn)

130 122
OMG!! Somebody drowned the otters!!!1! Their lifeless bodies are floating in the pool!


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 01, 2020 05:31 PM (CjFDo)

LOL, yeah.

Enjoy the zen moments....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 05:32 PM (ufFY8)

131 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

the audio/visual's getting set up

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:32 PM (7juvc)

132 And the guy Morning Schmoe had on February 26 said we shouldn't be too concerned about Kung Flu and really be focusing on the seasonal flu instead.

And he was not wrong.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 05:33 PM (Gsi5v)

133

PinkGuy - STFU was that song on Animals or The Wall?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 05:33 PM (A5yUY)

134 The winds of war are blowing.

Just saying.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at April 01, 2020 05:33 PM (j42ZK)

135 It's a pathology with these media persons. They need 24/7 clinical help, a team of shrinks studying them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2020 05:33 PM (q1Pj5)

136 I thought somebody had produced a Scarborough quote from January. Late January, when Joe said not to listen to the hype.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 05:34 PM (Eicbe)

137 In hindsight I'm fucking embarrassed that I supported the Patriot Act. A similar government overreach is happening today and now I'm like fuck your bullshit "you just wanna keep me safe" bullshit up your dildo packed ass.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Piercing Nipples at April 01, 2020 05:27 PM (+dsLj)

I did as well. Fell for the oldest trick in the book; I looked at the title of the bill, and thought that was what it was about. Not making that mistake again, even with this $2T monstrosity that we just passed in the Congress.


Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2020 05:34 PM (iuFgi)

138 A point that needs to be re-iterated....when Trump banned travel from China the left called it racist, fascist and beyond the pale.

But the left is perfectly ok with confining American citizens to virtual house arrest.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 05:34 PM (WdocV)

139 Otter gang bang -
twitter.com/ziyatong/status/1244983136481693701

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 05:34 PM (ykYG2)

140 Looks like military day.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

141 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

John Reynolds is in the front row

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:34 PM (7juvc)

142 'PinkGuy - STFU was that song on Animals or The Wall?'



I wish that guy would stop calling my show.

Posted by: Erik Errorkson at April 01, 2020 05:34 PM (Tnijr)

143 nurse ratched!

Tiny Asian river otter webcam at Georgia Aquarium:

https://tinyurl.com/utnwsyf

Their exhibit is my favorite out of the whole aquarium. They're the size of puppies, and just as playful

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

144 US Aircraft Carrier has COVID-19 Outbreak

The captain of the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt, where multiple sailors have fallen ill with COVID-19, has pleaded with U.S. Navy officials for on-shore quarantines for the entire crew.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=97779

Posted by: SMH at April 01, 2020 05:35 PM (RU4sa)

145 This is the hill we die on. These pieces of excrement have done everything they can to hamstring Trump including sham-peachment. And for them to now say that Trump was derelict in his duty to the American people is the most dishonest and disgusting thing I've heard in my entire life. And in the middle of this crisis. It is not hyperbolic to call them traitors to the republic

Posted by: IanDeal at April 01, 2020 05:35 PM (vgGyZ)

146 "You all are under arrest !"

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:35 PM (zr5Kq)

147 Whole big crowd on the stage.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:35 PM (7juvc)

148 PDT up

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:35 PM (7juvc)

149 105 By the way the first news source I ran across to freak out about Wuhan flu was....Zerohedge.

Of course that guy freaks out about everything."

I think one of the reasons I tended to discount the seriousness of the Wuhan Flu at first was because ZeroHedge was freaking out about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 05:35 PM (trdmm)

150 Lotta brass tonight

Posted by: Redenzo at April 01, 2020 05:35 PM (E7vND)

151 The impeachment was a national disgrace and important new damage to the civic culture, and inexcusable, but I don't think it was a factor. Administration looks to have acted quickly, and as always was limited by info it had, and confidence in guesses/estimates it was making (like most other issues like this).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 05:31 PM (El6T/)
+++++++++++++++
It may not have been a factor for the president or his senior administrators. But it kept the entire congress' eye off the ball and was probably very distracting in the intelligence and foreign service agencies. I doubt impeachment had little or no effect on the overall system. Congress was locked up doing nothing else and I suspect a lot of agencies were paying more attention to that farce than what was going on overseas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (Q8c/L)

152 Hmmm. Very national security-ish line-up there today at the briefing - SecDef, NSA, JCS Chmn, Barr

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (El6T/)

153 Jim Acosta is getting all tingly waiting for his gotchas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

154 Media was totally blowing it off...but the information was out there.
Where I teach put out their first advisory on Jan 22, the day after the first death in Washington State (just up the road)
By around 14 Jan all of my Chinese students had been told to stay in America for the New Year. Normally at least half would have leaving the 23rd.
As early as the 6th my class and I had been chatting about an illness when several of them missed class. I made a remark about how everyone was getting sick and they were decidedly uncomfortable.
I told Mrs D on the 10th we needed to stock up nd began making preparations to do so.
On 30 Jan the Russians closed the border and that, to me was the big indicator.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (axyOa)

155 Bad gateway. Bad, naughty gateway.

Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (Tnijr)

156 Got a free ticket to long beach aquarium.
Screw the fish and otters, spent the whole day with the lorikeets. Had a couple on my head, at least one on each shoulder. Wispering secret lory words my lory taught me and they responded! Heaven.

Posted by: getting the banned back to play for GEOTUS third term at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (8Y7QE)

157 John Roberts is sitting in the middle of the front row two rows in front of (is it) the tater.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (D2IX6)

158 "America continues to wage all-out war."

Hence the military personnel on stage.

140 Looks like military day.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (7juvc)

159 Bad gateway. Bad, naughty gateway.

I got that too... WTF was that?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (5bxa0)

160 Tonight Dr. Fauci will announce that the entire nation should be shut down until 2021.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

161 Does anyone know where I can pay a tax to stop the China Virus, or does that only work for climate change?

Posted by: Kadang at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (JWUSs)

162 Bad gateway. Bad, naughty gateway.
Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (Tnijr)
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You must SPANK it!

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (Eicbe)

163 Mika tries to look gnarly and intelligent, but comes across as a ditzy blonde.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

164 So what's the score today?

Posted by: Pliney at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (nzKWW)

165 502 Bad Gateway. The hell is going on here?

Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (88xKn)

166 Bad gateway

Me too

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (D2IX6)

167 159 Bad gateway. Bad, naughty gateway.

I got that too... WTF was that?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (5bxa0)
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Yep, same here.

Posted by: WisRich at April 01, 2020 05:38 PM (OAlmw)

168 Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hand, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.

Nuke the Wuhan lab.

Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 05:38 PM (WX+x0)

169 157 John Roberts is sitting in the middle of the front row two rows in front of (is it) the tater.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (D2IX6)

Sorry, I misnamed him "Reynolds."

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:38 PM (7juvc)

170 Post still gets through

Posted by: Pliney at April 01, 2020 05:38 PM (nzKWW)

171 Bad Gateway! *swats gateway on nose with rolled up newspaper*

Posted by: Old Blue at April 01, 2020 05:38 PM (VNmG1)

172 CNN eliminated the Trump intro.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (E7vND)

173 'You must SPANK it!'


I don't see how that will help.

Posted by: the monkey at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (Tnijr)

174 502 Bad Gateway

Aww, Pohl's book wasn't THAT bad. Protagonist was a little whiny and his "Chernobyl" story was better.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (ykYG2)

175 So we're bombing the cartels some more? Um, okay, I guess?

Posted by: Methos at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (kOpft)

176 Those cunts at cnn again did not show the President

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (85Gof)

177 >>Tonight Dr. Fauci will announce that the entire nation should be


placed into stasis and loaded onto a giant Space Ark - "You'll be on Ark 'B' Acosta."

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (FtM8u)

178 War on drugs!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (ufFY8)

179 What the heck.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (TdMsT)

180

This is the Bad@ss team Trump rolled out today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (8fB/R)

181 502's for me, too.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (7juvc)

182 You must SPANK it!
Posted by: Axeman

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And then the oral sex?

--- Asking for Zoot.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (Y4EXg)

183 Does anyone know where I can pay a tax to stop the China Virus, or does that only work for climate change?

***

Instead of planting a tree in your yard, you plant a bunch of blue collar workers in their houses.


Works like a charm!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (WdocV)

184 There's gonna be a comeuppance for a lot of people when this is over. It's not just the Chicoms, it's the people who are pushing their propaganda and who are actively working against the American people. A lot of people need to die on that bonfire, and the Left smells it coming. Hence they are tryin very hard to change the true narrative.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 05:22 PM (8/E19)

The Vindmans, Weinsteins, Yanukoviches, Weissmans, Schiffs, Nadlers, Kristols, Frums, Shapiros, Charens, Bloombergs, Schumers, Clintons, and Goldbergs* need to be first on the list. Otherwise you're just going to have the same problem with some other nation. Germany, Russia, even Mexico- their role is to be a fifth column to somebody.


* - Except Lucianne. She's a talented entrepreneur.

Posted by: trev006 at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (TrSmb)

185 502 Bad Gateway. Chinese or Russian interference?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (Dhht7)

186 I think we're declaring war on the drug cartels.

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (NiXyF)

187 Why does the military need PPE to fight the cartels? Just stand off and smoke them from a distance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

188 Isn't the whole point of the phony Trump lie counter that lies are bad things? That telling things that aren't true is a bad thing?

Why isn't it bad when Joe's doing it?

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (Eicbe)

189 LOL, CNN doesn't have this naval war on drugs scoop now. Dipshits.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (ufFY8)

190 i wrote to pixy about the bad gateway.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

191 Welcome to the 9th circle of HELL!!!

Posted by: Bad gateway at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (K4I9O)

192 bad gateway.

Posted by: vivi at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (11H2y)

193 Gesundheit.

Posted by: klaftern at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (RuIsu)

194 Drugs being run up from the Caribbean? Why is this part of the briefing? Something has to be up.

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (N5dam)

195 And then the oral sex?

Oh that'll happen pretty definitely.

Posted by: mel gibson at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (ykYG2)

196 This whole situation has me reexamining the clauses in my social contract. I want some guarantees we will go back to pre-flu freedoms or I will go Patrick Henry on those in power.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (0jZvB)

197 Deborah and Tony get a day off.


In place of them is the US Military shutting down sea and land druggies south of our border.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (D2IX6)

198 Hmm, counter-narcotics surge.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (El6T/)

199 156 Got a free ticket to long beach aquarium.
Screw the fish and otters, spent the whole day with the lorikeets. Had a couple on my head, at least one on each shoulder. Wispering secret lory words my lory taught me and they responded! Heaven.
Posted by: getting the banned back to play for GEOTUS third term at April 01, 2020 05:36 PM (8Y7QE)


I used to love to go to the Boston aquarium to see that gargantuan lobster.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (TdMsT)

200 190 i wrote to pixy about the bad gateway.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

Thank you, Mr. Ace.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:40 PM (7juvc)

201


saw some mushrooms pokin their lil heads out from the cowpaddies on the north forty...

and its almost dinner time...

Posted by: Krusty at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (0agMw)

202 clear & present danger

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (iTXRQ)

203 WTH ? War on drugs? That's a priority now?

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (Tnijr)

204 159 Bad gateway. Bad, naughty gateway.



I got that too... WTF was that?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (5bxa0)

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Yep, same here.

Posted by: WisRich.........
Shift change for the hamsters Pixy uses to generate power for this place..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (CjFDo)

205 This thread has the chinavirus

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (5bxa0)

206 Either a DDOS attack, or Morons refreshing the page like the crack monkeys we all truly are.

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (NiXyF)

207 Fauci on 4,000 deaths a day in the US. (I think that was yesterday) What the hell model is he looking at? Even at their worst, Spain and Italy haven't come close to that and they're in worse shape than we are.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (VNmG1)

208 Missed the Cuomo nip thread below but I'm gonna give it a 75% chance that he has a gimp suit and is "chastized" regularly by his wife and/or mistress. I was thinking he was a NXIVM type but I think its the opposite. He probably has a safe word tramp stamp.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)

209 Bad Gateway...they got to AoSHQ?

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (0jZvB)

210 Trump not letting a crisis go to waste... Increasing the fight against drug smuggling is gonna put a cramp on bribery of politicians.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (l3+k2)

211 We will never know what the Patriot Act prevented in those crucial years following 9/11. And as with all government bills, they are only as good as the people tasked with carrying out its intentions. As we know now, those people are crooked leftist idiots.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (CCNCh)

212 Simple solution: death penalty - with a few months - for anyone - ANYONE - caught with weight.

Singapore shows the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

213

Family business

Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (WX+x0)

214 Bad gateway, is that a euphemism for...?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (D2IX6)

215 WTH ? War on drugs? That's a priority now?



good time to do it

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (zr5Kq)

216 >>i wrote to pixy about the bad gateway.

Joe Scarbrough says he knew about your bad gateway in January.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (0jZvB)

217 Hamsters got the Chinese virus?

Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (88xKn)

218 DJT is playing 3D chess.
That General Milley looks like flaming lasers could shoot out of his eyes. Maybe he'll hit Acosta.

Posted by: vivi at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (11H2y)

219 177 >>Tonight Dr. Fauci will announce that the entire nation should be


placed into stasis and loaded onto a giant Space Ark - "You'll be on Ark 'B' Acosta."
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (FtM8u)

Book me on whichever one has the phone sanitizers on it

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (BJKQV)

220 WTH ? War on drugs? That's a priority now?

Another facet of closing the border.

Smart.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

221 Bad gateway, is that a euphemism for...?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (D2IX6)


502 Surprise Weasel

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (NiXyF)

222 212 Simple solution: death penalty - with a few months - for anyone - ANYONE - caught with weight.

Singapore shows the way."

Caught with weight? Well I'm dead then.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (trdmm)

223 "159 Bad gateway. Bad, naughty gateway.

I got that too... WTF was that?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (5bxa0)"



Hamsters out on the loading dock for a cig.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (cqteU)

224 All ur gateways belong to us

Posted by: Bad gateway at April 01, 2020 05:42 PM (K4I9O)

225 Interesting that this is not connected to coronavirus.
Maybe this is also a tactic to get the MFM to cover these briefings more closely.
Also, war on the cartels.
Close the borders.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (ufFY8)

226 I got it too.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (dUJdY)

227 I'm satisfied neverTrumpers are mentally ill.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

228 Hello, boys!

Posted by: 502 Bad Gateway at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (q1Pj5)

229 Damn, ace is so pissed, you'd think someone slipped some bat into his soup.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (I99aF)

230 This is all a result of restarting Operation Cassandra, the joint DEA/DOJ investigation Obama killed to protect Iran.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)

231 >>Bad gateway, is that a euphemism for...?
Sex with Mika Brezhsinski-Scarbrough.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (0jZvB)

232 I will admit that I did not take this seriously. I'm still not 100% convinced this isn't at least partially the madness of crowds.

But this Marvel level retcon of everyone but Trump took it seriously chafes my lily white buttocks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (GbPPJ)

233 Gonna put a crimp in China's fentenyl trade too.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (D2IX6)

234 Army General: You will not get through.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (ufFY8)

235 There are good gateways? I think I've been missing out.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (l6b3d)

236 "WTH ? War on drugs? That's a priority now?


good time to do it


Squirrelshit

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (Tnijr)

237 >>>229 Damn, ace is so pissed, you'd think someone slipped some bat into his soup.

IS IT LOW CARB

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (PbpT7)

238 this Army guy sounds hardcore

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (iTXRQ)

239 cocksucking cunts at cnn cut away again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (85Gof)

240 Barr: In-ish-EEE-ah-tiv?

wtf?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (ufFY8)

241 82 68 NOBODY saw this coming in Jan.

Steve Bannon did, to his credit.
Posted by: boulder

I was simplifying for effect. I mean that no one in the West anticipated this to the current scale. Some, like Bannon, understood the risk but even Steve (IIRC) did not expect a shutdown of Western cities.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (LWu6U)

242 225 Interesting that this is not connected to coronavirus.
Maybe this is also a tactic to get the MFM to cover these briefings more closely.
Also, war on the cartels.
Close the borders.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (ufFY


And CNN not bothering to cover it. It's just news. That's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

243 Chinee peeper not rikey more ships.

Posted by: Ling-Ling at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (sWM8x)

244 took a nap coz my head hurt

why is an angry general on tv?
what did you guyz do now?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (G546f)

245 White House live, folks. Why would on ever even glace at CNN??

The world wonders.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (El6T/)

246 So....not to freak people out too much, but the feds are using a number of tools to identify people with the Wuhan flu - they are using internet connected devices like thermometers and microphones to try and identify people with the Wuhan flu.


Which is ok I guess


But this opens the door to more of the constant surveillance of people that has been a growing problem. If they can listen for coughs, they can listen for "hate speech" too....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (WdocV)

247 'Another facet of closing the border.


Smart'

A beneficial side effect for sure but crowing about it now?

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (Tnijr)

248 239 cocksucking cunts at cnn cut away again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (85Gof)


they squeeeeeeeeeeellll.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (D2IX6)

249 Ace is the warmest, bravest, most articulate blogger on the whole wide web.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 01, 2020 05:44 PM (VuPN9)

250 So is his third wife.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 05:23 PM (ptqGC)



Heh

Posted by: kactus at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (K+AOO)

251 National Security on multiple fronts.
"Destroying the Mexican cartels."
--Barr

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (7juvc)

252 How are the media going to embargo the rape allegation against Joey Fingers when Trump straight-up accuses him of rape to his face?

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

253 237 >>>229 Damn, ace is so pissed, you'd think someone slipped some bat into his soup.

IS IT LOW CARB
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (PbpT7)


Free range and gluten-free bat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

254 I've got the chinese virus! I'm hallucinating bad gateway

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (5bxa0)

255 NGU - don't watch CNN, stream directly from WH

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (zr5Kq)

256 The leftist press in that room must be seething.

They want the death count trumpeted. They want PDT to beat Florida to death. The want to know how NY hospitals can possibly cope.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (+fPHo)

257 >>>229 Damn, ace is so pissed, you'd think someone slipped some bat into his soup.



IS IT LOW CARB

Posted by: ace
...........
You can lose a LOT of weight on that diet, Ace.. But your hair and nails will still grow for a few days..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (CjFDo)

258 >>this Army guy sounds hardcore


He has unlimited access to all that sweet Peruvian Flake.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (Zo8M9)

259 >>>249 Ace is the warmest, bravest, most articulate blogger on the whole wide web.

it's about time someone noticed!

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

260 I have to shake my head at the huge capacity to ignore that the media has.

Why is there an organization called "MoveOn"?

Because it was vitally important to "move on" from pursuing the President and "let the President do his job" and "resume running the country". Because the argument was that Bill Clinton *could NOT* "do his job" and "run the country" while he was under constant investigation and impeachment.

That's why. Now they act like it's some shallow excuse that Impeachment could have taken time cycles from Trump.

But "MoveOn.org" is a testament to the argument that the President cannot "do his job" if his political enemies are impeaching him.

They think they're clever. They *don't* see themselves as full of shit. But they are.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (Eicbe)

261 Wait, why the war on drugs stuff? Is it about disease vectors now or is it just not letting a crisis go to waste?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (Q8c/L)

262 There's gonna be a comeuppance for a lot of people when this is over. It's not just the Chicoms, it's the people who are pushing their propaganda and who are actively working against the American people. A lot of people need to die on that bonfire, and the Left smells it coming. Hence they are tryin very hard to change the true narrative.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy

The Vindmans, Weinsteins, Yanukoviches, Weissmans, Schiffs, Nadlers, Kristols, Frums, Shapiros, Charens, Bloombergs, Schumers, Clintons, and Goldbergs* need to be first on the list.

Posted by: trev006


Carol Baskin.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (W2taJ)

263 Msnbc not covering

Posted by: Redenzo at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (E7vND)

264 Why is there an organization called "MoveOn"?

Should've been called "JerkOff."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

265 Remember when you could look at a team like that and say they were straight our of central casting.

Nowadays central casting would have a women, gays, and brown people, and half the talk would be about diversity and safe spaces.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (LWu6U)

266 Just declare the drug runners hostis humani generis and summarily execute them.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (nu45M)

267 We're going to
pursue them
persecute them
pulverize them
and
prosecute them

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (D2IX6)

268 Free range and gluten-free bat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM

That's what we've been telling everyone!

Posted by: Wuhan wet market at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (I99aF)

269 He said interdict.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (ZLI7S)

270 NGU - don't watch CNN, stream directly from WH
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (zr5Kq)

I am not but still check if they are carrying the presser and briefing to see just how big of a cock sucking cunts they are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (85Gof)

271 Angry Ace is best Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (d1uFV)

272 Speaking as somebody in the media...

One of the most depressing things about all this is seeing the way that so many people are just DYING to become volunteer Stasi agents. Every day we get calls and emails from people wanting to know how they can get in contact with the authorities to drop the dime on people and businesses for various "violations" of "stay-at-home" orders.

These people just can't WAIT to turn in their neighbors. It's like they've been waiting for YEARS for the opportunity to become snitches, and this whole COVID-19 has finally given them the excuse they've been craving.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (R1mDg)

273 I realize a lot of the Horde aren't into metal, but I am and I'm gonna leave this here, in express my feelings in a slightly less banhammer inviting way. The MFM loves to wail about Trump inciting people against them, but this, this right here...

Disturbed-- The Vengeful One

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW-IPrzM1g

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (BAsqb)

274 233 Gonna put a crimp in China's fentenyl trade too.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:43 PM (D2IX6)

hmmm

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (7juvc)

275 How do they know a fever is from wuhflu?

Posted by: Pliney at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (nzKWW)

276 Ace is the warmest, bravest, most articulate blogger on the whole wide web.

it's about time someone noticed!
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (PbpT7

Thread Winner !!

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (CCNCh)

277 261 Wait, why the war on drugs stuff? Is it about disease vectors now or is it just not letting a crisis go to waste?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (Q8c/L)

Wondering the same thing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (N39Ws)

278 249 Ace is the warmest, bravest, most articulate blogger on the whole wide web.

Brown noser

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (5bxa0)

279 cocksucking cunts at cnn cut away again

CNN: Trump is afraid, he's hiding! he does no press conferences!

Also CNN: Trump is having too many press conferences!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

280 I am a little confused as to the direction of this press conference.

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (MmFTx)

281
whoops

https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1245453971239682048

Fake Tapper--
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (PbpT7)

282 You know, Glenn Greenwald may be a leftist, and even a jerk elsewhere, but here he is honest. Good for him.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (XsgXy)

283 Trump presser talking about drug interdiction.

It is on local ABC, Fox and CBS, not NBC affiliates.

I guess a Jeopardy! replay is more important for KARE.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (+0uDE)

284 Our enemy, China, makes a lot of money on the drug trade.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (l3+k2)

285 CNN and MSNBC not covering the pressers? That's a good way to adjust their ratings. Focus on the tin foil brigade.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (ABjxW)

286 Be better, ace.

be better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

287 I realize a lot of the Horde aren't into metal


in small doses it's ok

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (zr5Kq)

288 Wait, why the war on drugs stuff? Is it about disease vectors now or is it just not letting a crisis go to waste?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 05:46 PM (Q8c/L)


The common denominator with the virus: open borders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

289 >> Ace is the warmest, bravest, most articulate blogger on the whole wide web.


You forgot Greasiest Dicked.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (+jFQz)

290 I smell bullshit. The f'n country is being destroyed and they whip this out now?

Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (Tnijr)

291 They have no norms. This is lust for power, it is religion for them. Taking power is their holy war and they can justify any sin, any vice so long as power comes back into their hands.

Very masturbatory, but there you go.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (d1uFV)

292 Jeebus! Who was that 4 star?

He was looking for something to kill.

Impressive.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (Y4EXg)

293 Drug guys are actually pretty upset right now, their supply trains are ruined, they can't get workers, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (KZzsI)

294 I particularly like Trumps Easter Pastel tie.

I have buy ties like that, but I am too chicken to ever wear them. In CA I always afeared they would send the wrong message.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (LWu6U)

295 Instead of tariffs on Chinese goods, perhaps we could impose a quarantine of say, one month, on any shipment of Chinese goods, before they can be off-loaded onto U.S. soil.

Since China has proven that it can't or won't conform its behavior to international norms of decency (like imposing quarantines on its own cities when it knows a highly-contagious virus is raging there), the U.S. (and the rest of the world) would be entirely justified in treating all things Chinese as if they are diseased.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (k4dH2)

296 I can hear it now, "Wag the Dog". I try not to hate but they make it difficult.

Posted by: Javems at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (ofIwF)

297 Come down to Chinatown. Mingle and enjoy some bat soup!

Posted by: Regular joe at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (6/uwW)

298 Charges against Mierda

Air interdiction

Hello Venezuela

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (D2IX6)

299 Ok, I get it now.

The reason the anti-drug operation is being discussed is because of the number of anticipated deaths from drug overdoses anticipated due to increased unemployment, hopelessness, and general depression due to the virus.

This is Trump trying to get ahead of drug use inflicting more damage as collateral to the virus.

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (N5dam)

300 Ace is the warmest, bravest, most articulate blogger on the whole wide web.

it's about time someone noticed!
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:45 PM (PbpT7)


Actually, Ace is the only one who hasn't disappointed me.

And I was no Trump fan until it became binary. I thought he couldn't beat the beast, now I see he was the only one who could.

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (KFv4i)

301 Greasiest Dicked was the best grunge band ever. Nobody dared to open for them.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (ABjxW)

302 @290

Not watching this nonsense any longer.


What's going on?

Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (FVrDO)

303 I realize a lot of the Horde aren't into metal



I'm into copper, leas, brass, stainless steel, blued steel, parkerizing, cerakoting...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (W2taJ)

304 So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)

305 Phone no gettee livee whitee housee.
Ladio risten to.

Posted by: getting the banned back in lil black slippers, a que, and a tong hatchet like edward g robinson had at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (BeNPT)

306 I am a little confused as to the direction of this press conference.
Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (MmFTx)


Bugs Bunny was not avaliable to say "Of course you realize, this means war!"

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (NiXyF)

307 Interesting timing of this effort. Gives the virus story (I hope) a day to chill. Besides it's a bait and switch. What gotcha questions could the MSM pull with this?

Posted by: vivi at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (11H2y)

308 282 You know, Glenn Greenwald may be a leftist, and even a jerk elsewhere, but here he is honest. Good for him.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (XsgXy)


He does have his moments when I actually respect him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

309 I called IMPEACHED FOREVER! I win! No backsies!!

Posted by: Nanzi at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (Eicbe)

310 I saw Meltbrains open for Hot Tuna at Fisherman's Wharf in '69.

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (9WPL0)

311 Leftists: "The cartels, united, will never be defeated!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

312 >>Wait, why the war on drugs stuff?

I imagine it's to send a message to China that the US is not pre-occupied and will respond if they move on Taiwan. (maybe not, but they have to be worried about that.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (LWu6U)

313 If they want to clamp down on the drug trade then start by throwing every fucking illegal invader out of the country with a warning that if they come back they will be shot on sight.

Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (Tnijr)

314 You forgot Greasiest Dicked.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (+jFQz)

++++
I was trying to forget about that little eruption.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (VuPN9)

315 304
So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)

3

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (ufFY8)

316 >>>This is Trump trying to get ahead of drug use inflicting more damage as collateral to the virus.

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (N5dam)

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (D2IX6)

317 Yep, this is really about Iran.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)

318 I realize a lot of the Horde aren't into metal


Au contraire!

(bangs head)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (XsgXy)

319 296 I can hear it now, "Wag the Dog". I try not to hate but they make it difficult.
Posted by: Javems at April 01, 2020 05:48 PM (ofIwF)


I try very hard not to hate. But Lord forgive me, I hate the media.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (TdMsT)

320

Red letter day, bitches!

Posted by: Surprise 502 Anal at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (sZexJ)

321 <1

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (D2IX6)

322 Ace also has the BEST Gateways.

(No matter what my computer keeps telling me everytime I try to post.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (LWu6U)

323 So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)
2

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (BAsqb)

324 I love the juxtaposition of the War on Drugs press conference and Weed Shops classified as essential businesses.

We are truly living in bizarro world. I blame it on the Hadron Collider.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (CCNCh)

325 282 You know, Glenn Greenwald may be a leftist, and even a jerk elsewhere, but here he is honest. Good for him.

He was honest all through the Collusion Delusion as well. What a state of affairs when people like Greenwald, Aaron Mate' and Jimmy Dore, all hardcore proggies leftists, are better than Our Betters.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (KxVoZ)

326 But I am an INTJ.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (ufFY8)

327 hahahah now that song is stuck in my head,

shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (M+Lyo)

328 So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)


1.0317.

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (NiXyF)

329 Their lies are so easily disproven and they don't care.

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (KNsKs)

330 Drug guys are actually pretty upset right now, their supply trains are ruined, they can't get workers, etc.

I would like to know more.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (9t0Zz)

331 The virus presser comes after this drug smuggling news.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (l3+k2)

332 Whenever I travel to new cities I always go to the aquariums. I've been to most in the U.S., and my most favorite is the Seattle aquarium!
Posted by: Chillin

The Vancouver Aquarium is fantastic!
I soooo want to go to the Monterey Bay Aquarium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (d7Ww2)

333
So....not to freak people out too much, but the feds are using a number of tools to identify people with the Wuhan flu - they are using internet connected devices like thermometers and microphones to try and identify people with the Wuhan flu.


Which is ok I guess


But this opens the door to more of the constant surveillance of people that has been a growing problem. If they can listen for coughs, they can listen for "hate speech" too....
Posted by: 18-1


Facial recognition software. Social credits.
We'll be speaking Chinese before you know it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (aKsyK)

334 Nice rant Ace.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (o2MD2)

335 the blog is acting up

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (iTXRQ)

336 So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?


I am not at all. This whole thing has revealed my previously unknown to me misanthropy.

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (MmFTx)

337 This is telling the world that we WILL NOT BE FUCKED with while we are dealing with the chinese flu.

Posted by: ghbucky at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (s9Eo8)

338 Ace is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: Major Bennettt Marco at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (+0uDE)

339 So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?

Mine goes to eleven.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (KxVoZ)

340 The reason the anti-drug operation is being discussed is because of the
number of anticipated deaths from drug overdoses anticipated due to
increased unemployment, hopelessness, and general depression due to the
virus.



This is Trump trying to get ahead of drug use inflicting more damage as collateral to the virus.
---

And it seems, making an example of *someone* to remind everyone not to mess with us. Which, again, okay, I guess.

Posted by: Methos at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (kOpft)

341 "any adversary"

Trump directly threatened Iran today about proxy attacks in Iraq.

Cartels are scrambling for various reasons, so appropriate timing there, but O'Brien was talking to Tehran there.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (El6T/)

342 Nancy and Schiff started investigations into Trump's virus response?

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (KFv4i)

343 lol ace.. poor Tapper just looked devastated.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 01, 2020 05:52 PM (dUJdY)

344 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (Ai1hj)

345 >how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?


not quarantine-
house arrest

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (iTXRQ)

346 "So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?



Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)


My kids are close to 9. Although their normal state is around 7.

Posted by: Ripley at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (MxEKc)

347 I like Distrubed, I like the depiction of Media Purge night.

Though someone sure apparently likes to play Overwatch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (d1uFV)

348 So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?

Posted by: qdpsteve


Pi.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (W2taJ)

349 Happy 81st Birthday to the knuckleballingest knuckleballer that ever threw a knuckleball, Phil Niekro.

He could probably still throw a complete game.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (XrCyE)

350 heads on pikes

Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (WX+x0)

351 Hey hey hey... This is library.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (6/uwW)

352 I get it now. Trump, the genius, is laying the format of a daily 6pm presser to suck the oxygen out of the room with every issue.

Speaking g to Americans eye to eye. The media is losing their minds. Love it.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (E7vND)

353 Attn Carifolnia, arr youl read burrets now irregar. Prease to compry as to ploppel disposar.

Posted by: gletting tre blanned brack togetherl no glot clum fliday at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (BeNPT)

354 So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?

Posted by: qdpsteve


Pi.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (W2taJ)

Square root of 7.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (XrCyE)

355 More military on the border.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (l3+k2)

356 There is going to be so much drug addiction and so many suicides because of all this.

It's fvcking tragic.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (KxVoZ)

357 Not stir crazy at all, this is my normal life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (KZzsI)

358 >>Cartels are scrambling for various reasons, so appropriate timing there, but O'Brien was talking to Tehran there.

Where does Iran and South American drug cartels intersect?

Operation Casandra.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (ZLI7S)

359 Guess I better go read the content first, just woke uip

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (ZCEU2)

360 Hard to drive drugs across country when everyone has stay at home orders in two dozen states.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (+0uDE)

361 I'm confused. I don't know who to hate more- Rick Wilson or the expert guy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

362 It's not like we can't do two things at once. The military isn't appreciably involved with the virus business.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

363 Trump you magnificent bastard

Posted by: Creek at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (kVYYT)

364 Nice way to have more military at the ready.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (D2IX6)

365 281
whoops

https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1245453971239682048

Fake Tapper--
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (PbpT7)

I think Jake's eye started twitching.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (7juvc)

366 Had me worried there for a moment -- clicking on the comments link got me "502 - Bad Gateway" for a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (rpbg1)

367 A friend of mine in Florida just asked for urgent prayer on FB.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (TdMsT)

368 Not house arrest. Adult time out.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (6/uwW)

369 Getting Bad Gateway 502 errors

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (+0uDE)

370 Though someone sure apparently likes to play Overwatch
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (d1uFV)

Overwatch was released in 2016. Got it backwards brah

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (BAsqb)

371 I would welcome the quarantine if they didn't shut down all the tennis courts. I got to get me a sugar momma with a backyard tennis court.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (CCNCh)

372 See if this goes

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (ZCEU2)

373
A lot of people need to die on that bonfire

Can we include my last boss?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (7rVsF)

374 qdp nobody's keeping you inside. Lots going on outside, people everywhere, traffic back to 70% of normal.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (El6T/)

375 502 Bad Gateway. The hell is going on here?

ditto

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (8fB/R)

376 I'm not stir crazy, but I haven't self isolated either.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (o2MD2)

377 I had the gateway error, wasn't sure my end or not

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (ZCEU2)

378 henever I travel to new cities I always go to the aquariums. I've been to most in the U.S., and my most favorite is the Seattle aquarium!
Posted by: Chillin

The Vancouver Aquarium is fantastic!
I soooo want to go to the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 05:51 PM (d7Ww2)


The Monterey aquarium is really great, try to hit it on an off day, it can get crowded at times. totally worth the trip

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (M+Lyo)

379 It's not like we can't do two things at once. The military isn't appreciably involved with the virus business.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (YqDX

Except for that ship in Guam.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (CCNCh)

380 352 I get it now. Trump, the genius, is laying the format of a daily 6pm presser to suck the oxygen out of the room with every issue.

Speaking g to Americans eye to eye. The media is losing their minds. Love it.
Posted by: Redenzo at April 01, 2020 05:53 PM (E7vND)


I wondered if that were the idea too. White House press corps? Done. Useless as tits on a boar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

381 Refresh flashes the bad gateway WTH

Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (WX+x0)

382 Getting Bad Gateway 502 errors
Posted by: rd



Yeah. I just keep reloading until it goes thru.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (W2taJ)

383 See if this goes
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (ZCEU2)
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Nope. Try it now.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (Eicbe)

384 328 So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)

Today: 2.

It's sunny and nice out today. That makes a difference. Unlike the Brits, I'm not confined to my own neighborhood. I can drive to various parks and enjoy my walks there.

I also discovered a good place to find tp, if you're running low - check gas stations. It'll be more expensive there, but when I got gas today I thought to check and found a bunch there - because nobody thinks to buy tp at the gas station.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (d6Ksn)

385 Except for that ship in Guam.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (CCNCh)


Yeah, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

386 Considering the cartels have been smuggling huge amounts of Chinese made fentanyl across our southern border, this makes sense on the fight against the CCP.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with MOAR TP) at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (N3El/)

387 So old Jake though he'd get Gov. Nuisance to say orangeman bad... LOL...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (5bxa0)

388 Media whores - I've seen this episode of the Three Stooges before "Paging Dr. Howard! Paging Dr. Fine! Paging Dr. Howard!" and they did it much better.

You can't even do Journalism right. At least the Stooges were entertaining.

Posted by: Cheri at April 01, 2020 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

389 "So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?

Everything is normal with me so I guess zero. I'm a homebody anyways.

Posted by: Bosk at April 01, 2020 05:57 PM (9m9TT)

390 He was honest all through the Collusion Delusion as well.

That was so disorienting. I remember Greenwald being one of those guys like Juan Williams or Alan Colmes where they were reliably obtuse to any obviously true point if that point benefited the right.

Then all of a sudden, Greenwald is making sense and calling out the trash leftist talking heads.

It was odd.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2020 05:57 PM (9t0Zz)

391
It's not like we can't do two things at once. The military isn't appreciably involved with the virus business.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM

---

The Army Corps of Engineers is doing great things nation wide by setting up temporary hospitals.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 05:57 PM (+0uDE)

392 And I mean packs of TP on sale at the gas stations. I'm not recommending stealing it from the bathrooms.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 01, 2020 05:57 PM (d6Ksn)

393 371 I would welcome the quarantine if they didn't shut down all the tennis courts. I got to get me a sugar momma with a backyard tennis court.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 05:55 PM (CCNCh)


I'm sneaking onto the high school tennis courts tomorrow afternoon. Playing with the HS coach.

I hope we don't get into trouble.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 05:57 PM (TdMsT)

394 Saw 3 Phil Niekro games in old Yankee Stadium. From seats just to the 1st baseling side of the plate.

One I think he pitched against his brother Joe...

Holy cow! Baseballs came in like butterflies. It was crazy to watch from that angle.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 05:57 PM (Y4gmD)

395 502 Bad Gateway. The hell is going on here?

0

never been happier

spring is here
hubby home every day

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 05:57 PM (8fB/R)

396 Did ancient aliens make our Gateways Go Bad?

Ancient alien experts say . . . yes.

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (NiXyF)

397 380
Heh, useless as 8 pierced nipples on a boar.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (o2MD2)

398 The Army Corps of Engineers is doing great things nation wide by setting up temporary hospitals.
Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 05:57 PM (+0uDE)


Sure, but they're not involved with interdicting drugs at sea or overland.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

399 Just saw the Seattle Aquarium this January. Nice, but smallish.

My favorite aquarium is actually in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Great Smokey Mountain aquarium. Used to be Ripley"s Believe it or Not aquarium.

I also love the Monterrey Bay Aquarium, but their environmentalist message is beaten into you by sledgehammer. The fish are nice.

Posted by: Wuhan wet market at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (I99aF)

400 How do they know a fever is from wuhflu?
***

They don't from that one data point. The plan seems to be using data analysis across the board.


So they have one data point with an elevated thermometer, coughs on your microphone, and you looking up "covid symptoms" on your phone so they have a strong suspicion you have it. At least from the insight I have it isn't entirely clear what they plan on doing when they have the data profile on people who likely have Wuhan flu


Also there has been no attempt to separate people who have regular flu from those that have Wuhan flu....which is interesting.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (WdocV)

401 They are about to shut Ace's blog down. Not enough distancing between posts.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (Eicbe)

402 Yeah that Jake Tapper clip is kind of funny, he wanted another Cuomo style rant even if it made no sense. He lobbed that fat softball slowly over the plate and ol' Blackface McKlan walked away

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (KZzsI)

403 Then all of a sudden, Greenwald is making sense and calling out the trash leftist talking heads.

It was odd.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2020 05:57 PM (9t0Zz)

I guess he's a bit like Christopher Hitchens. Completely wrong about a lot things, but with more honesty and integrity than most leftists.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (d6Ksn)

404 Of course Ladyl.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (Y4EXg)

405 I also discovered a good place to find tp, if you're running low - check gas stations. It'll be more expensive there, but when I got gas today I thought to check and found a bunch there - because nobody thinks to buy tp at the gas station.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V


You buy? I just ask for the key to the restroom.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (W2taJ)

406 Pissed off Ace is best Ace

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (ZCEU2)

407 GA just closed schools for the year now.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (l6b3d)

408 Bad gateway, bad!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

409 That was so disorienting. I remember Greenwald being one of those guys like Juan Williams or Alan Colmes where they were reliably obtuse to any obviously true point if that point benefited the right.

Then all of a sudden, Greenwald is making sense and calling out the trash leftist talking heads.

It was odd.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2020 05:57 PM (9t0Zz)

I'm thinking his cabana boy was a closet conservative and turned him a bit.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (CCNCh)

410 Just saw the Seattle Aquarium this January. Nice, but smallish.

I like that place quite a bit. The Newport Aquarium in Oregon is small but nice as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 05:59 PM (KZzsI)

411

This is fabulous today.

Gives the coronavirus peeps a rest from the dolts.

This is important. We are vulnerable during this crisis and he is showing he's watching our borders and taking care of the people.

Amazing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 05:59 PM (8fB/R)

412 whoops

https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1245453971239682048

Fake Tapper--
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (PbpT7)



Jake, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2020 05:59 PM (M+Lyo)

413 Off batsoup flu sock

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (I99aF)

414
There is no punishment too every for these lying liars.

Urinalists, come out and play!
** clinks bottles **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (pNxlR)

415 Only 1 comment allowed then 6 blanks before next comment.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)

416 Okay, so the Bad Gateway is not just me.

I'm no longer alone!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (rpbg1)

417 "The Conservative Case for Penetration." -- St. David French, Order of the French Davidians

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (9WPL0)

418 405

Fillerup with Ethyl and bring a roll of asswipe!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (o2MD2)

419 >>I also love the Monterrey Bay Aquarium, but their environmentalist message is beaten into you by sledgehammer. The fish are nice.

And quite delectable in one of the many fine restaurants in that particular neighborhood.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (0jZvB)

420
severe, not "every"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (pNxlR)

421 So on a scale from 1 to 10, how stir crazy is everyone so far under quarantine?

---

Getting to be a little hypochondriac-ish. Is that a cough? Short of breath? Etc.

No I am not sick. No fever. No sustained coughing.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (+0uDE)

422 DJT looking great and sounding great.

Posted by: vivi at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (11H2y)

423 I get bad gateway.

I no be bad!

I go now?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (axyOa)

424 Disturbed is great but isn't it time for this

https://youtu.be/Xw-m4jEY-Ns

Posted by: Bad gateway at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (K4I9O)

425 That STFU song touches me deep in my soul.

Posted by: JackStraw



Here's my favorite STFU song. Cake's "Nugget":

https://tinyurl.com/Cake-Nugget-STFU

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (Gsi5v)

426 Getting more 502 errors. Bad Gateway.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (+0uDE)

427 Cower in place starting Friday in Georgia.

Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (Tnijr)

428 Holy cow! Baseballs came in like butterflies. It was crazy to watch from that angle.

My brother and I sat five rows behind home plate one night at old Fulton County in Atlanta for Braves and Astros. Niekro against Nolan Ryan. I don't know how anyone could hit either.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (XrCyE)

429 >>I also love the Monterrey Bay Aquarium, but their environmentalist message is beaten into you by sledgehammer. The fish are nice.

And quite delectable in one of the many fine restaurants in that particular neighborhood.
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (0jZvB)


yeah that shit is over the top

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (M+Lyo)

430 It's just coincidentally one of the very, very few thought-queefs you had that you failed to record on Twitter.

That sounds.... unsanitary. Their wive' bulls should be more considerate in these trying her out times.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (XF4b8)

431 My Department was quarantining people coming back from China since early February, under the President's directives. I never heard these asshoes talking about it until after it finally broke out a month later.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (p9Acv)

432 Because fentanyl is all manufactured in CC.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (y3cH7)

433 A friend of mine in Florida just asked for urgent prayer on FB.Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (TdMsT)

Did they say what was going on or just asked for prayers?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (WI7YS)

434
What do you think about China's humanitarian efforts?

Like the 300,000 faulty masks that Sweden bought from them?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (D2IX6)

435

The Pink tie is the centerpiece

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (8fB/R)

436 I've been to the Monterey Bay Aquarium, the National Aquarium, Audubon Aquarium of the Americas, the Downtown Aquarium Houston, and the Georgia Aquarium. They were all fantastic.

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (MmFTx)

437 I see Ace embedded teh 60 min. Australia piece.

They spend the second half with some loony TDS scrunt from NYC, and she equates Trump and Xi as equally responsible for the virus.

It was infuriating. The show had a couple clips of Trump saying that Xi was doing a great job, one from 1/25, but that was all out of context.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (LWu6U)

438 Who is this bad gateway and why is he messing with the blog?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (5bxa0)

439 Great tie today, Don.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (El6T/)

440 Intermittent 502 errors are usually caused by server overload, or a DDOS system on a hair trigger, or possibly a load balancing system that's having issues.

It's not any of you end users having problems with your computer.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (9t0Zz)

441 Won't someone spank me?

Posted by: 502 Bad Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (q1Pj5)

442 433 A friend of mine in Florida just asked for urgent prayer on FB.Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 05:54 PM (TdMsT)

Prayers up

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (5bxa0)

443 LadyL you should be fine, there is a net barrier between you and the other tennis player.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)

444 So they have one data point with an elevated thermometer, coughs on your microphone, and you looking up "covid symptoms" on your phone so they have a strong suspicion you have it. At least from the insight I have it isn't entirely clear what they plan on doing when they have the data profile on people who likely have Wuhan flu

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (WdocV)

I can't see any way that politicians, government agencies, or employees would ever abuse something like this.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (nu45M)

445 CNN showing Trump. Lol. Fuckers caved.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (RA3PP)

446 >>Niekro against Nolan Ryan.


What a dichotomy of the art, there.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (wmaDY)

447 432 Because fentanyl is all manufactured in CC.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (y3cH7)


Is that commie Red China that you are referring to?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (D2IX6)

448 Getting to be a little hypochondriac-ish. Is that a cough? Short of breath? Etc.

No I am not sick. No fever. No sustained coughing.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (+0uDE)

Same. I think this is one of the off years where I actually get some allergies. Why is my nose burning? Why is my nose running? I just sneezed. None of them are signs of the virus (sneeze might be), but it is funny how I'm aware of it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (j3npP)

449 What do you think about China's humanitarian efforts?

Like the 300,000 faulty masks that Sweden bought from them?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM (D2IX6)


I know, what a joke. China's junk sent all over the world.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (8fB/R)

450 Yeah, we bad.

Posted by: Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:03 PM (sWM8x)

451 I would still grudge pork Mika like a Biden.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 06:03 PM (o2MD2)

452 New reporters. Don't see Acosta.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:03 PM (D2IX6)

453
How am I getting a "bad Gateway" message -- I'm working on a MacBook Pro?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2020 06:03 PM (pNxlR)

454 Bad gateway pulling a April fools joke x2

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 06:03 PM (ZCEU2)

455 Keep getting the bad gateway error.
Trump isn't criticizing China... I guess he doesn't want to rock the boat.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2020 06:03 PM (wiXsO)

456 "The Conservative Case for Penetration." -- St. David French, Order of the French Davidians

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (9WPL0)
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Go on.

Posted by: Cardinal Otter of The Otter Inquisition at April 01, 2020 06:04 PM (Eicbe)

457 Ace has the BEST gateways. The very best - no one's seen anything like it they are so good. I mean unbelievable, and not just gate ways - all the ways are like no one's ever seen - I've never seen anything like it. They came to me and said "Sir, look at these gateways, they are so so good.".

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 06:04 PM (LWu6U)

458 The questions today are (so far) less idiotic that usual. Is Acosta there?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 06:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

459 Why is my nose burning? Why is my nose running? I just sneezed.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

----

Could it be the pepper spray?

--- Just the punchline

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 06:04 PM (Y4EXg)

460 I was the first to tell the world back on Nov 15 that chloroquine would be a very important drug in fighting novel corona viruses and we should start building a national stockpile.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 01, 2020 06:04 PM (dNzKv)

461 Bad Gateway

Bad, bad gateway.

*pops gateway cross nose with a rolled up Census form*

Posted by: Miklos, not sparing the rod, so to speak at April 01, 2020 06:04 PM (QzkSJ)

462 Yeah, the 27k Mexican soldiers on teh border would put a kink in the cartels' movements, especially if the troops are not bought off.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 06:04 PM (ufFY8)

463

Nice to see Barr looking healthy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (8fB/R)

464 Me Bad Gateway, me play joke.

Posted by: Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (Eicbe)

465 Our media is asshole.

Yeah we all know that, but it needs constant repeating, everywhere, until it sinks into the brain of even the most brain-dead snowflake LIV leftist.

The media is asshole.

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (NiXyF)

466 Ah, Chanel.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (El6T/)

467 Sending a message to pinkos

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (KFv4i)

468

This was the show of strength press conference.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (8fB/R)

469 Heh, Trump is giving the Dems a chance to oppose stopping drug smuggling.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (l3+k2)

470 Forget the tennis courts. Morherfucking fag sadz dicksanctis has the boat ramps closed. Never had so much time free and no fishin.

Posted by: Cowboy and Cowgirl Association of Western Palm Beach County at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (y3cH7)

471 Chanel Rion home schooled and Harvard grad.

Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (WX+x0)

472 They told me weed was the "bad gateway drug", but I didn't listen, and JackStraw said it was okay and... I'm really sorry everyone. I let you down.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (I99aF)

473
443 LadyL you should be fine, there is a net barrier between you and the other tennis player.
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)


Ha!

Even in doubles, if you are close to your partner, you are doing something wrong.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (TdMsT)

474 That Pink Guy song is NSFW - I'll be sure not to play it in the office if I ever get back there.

Posted by: Boswell at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (32YRo)

475 Well, I missed most of the presser.

(I've spent the past 45 mins. trying to get some sort of bandaid on one of my dogs surgery incisions that keeps bleeding. BTW...bandaids, of any size don't stick to dogs skin but thanks anyway Vet! Any who finally got a large piece of gauze held on with surgical tape.)

Anything worth note I missed?

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (cF8AT)

476 Gateway is closed. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: The Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (Tnijr)

477 Glenn Greenwald was one of those *really* anti-WOT guys.

After Obama got elected most of the left was suddenly ok with whatever Obama did overseas - bombing people, starting wars, etc....but Greenwald had the same attitude he had during the Bush years and had the same hate for Obama as Bush....

He isn't conservative, but he is a bit more principled then most of the left...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (WdocV)

478 When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm Bad 502, I'm better.

Posted by: Mae West Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (zr5Kq)

479 Shouldn't Moe Scarhead be in prison for killing that poor girl in Fort Walton Beach?

Weird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (Z+IKu)

480 CNN delenda est

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (5wOoy)

481 458 The questions today are (so far) less idiotic that usual. Is Acosta there?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 06:04 PM (Dc2NZ)


He's in the men's room, socializing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

482 It's real good that Ace's gateway done that--real good!

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (Eicbe)

483 Ace has the BEST gateways. The very best - no one's seen anything like it they are so good. I mean unbelievable, and not just gate ways - all the ways are like no one's ever seen - I've never seen anything like it. They came to me and said "Sir, look at these gateways, they are so so good.".
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 06:04 PM (LWu6



"I was just telling Melania yesterday, I said, Ace, he's the man for gateways..."

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (BAsqb)

484 Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 05:47 PM (PbpT7)

Jake is lookin' mighty sad in that video, as if he just discovered his last half inch of cock had retreated into his body cavity forever.

His new Indian name -- Squats To Pee.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (XF4b8)

485 What is going on with the gateway error? Comments not posting.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (wiXsO)

486 I saw a video awhile back there was a warning of how China adds fake rice (plastic) to rice bags exported to other asian countries... Fuckin commies

Posted by: Pliney at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (nzKWW)

487 Pixy must have the COVIDs

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (dNzKv)

488 PDT: They will pay a MUCH bigger price if they try anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 06:07 PM (ufFY8)

489 487 Pixy must have the COVIDs
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (dNzKv)


It's apparently something between servers, well above the blog level.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

490 If this is comment 502 then it must be "Bad Gateway."

Posted by: Boswell at April 01, 2020 06:07 PM (32YRo)

491 I saw a video awhile back there was a warning of how China adds fake rice (plastic) to rice bags exported to other asian countries... Fuckin commies
Posted by: Pliney at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (nzKWW)


Well, they added melamine to the pet food they exported here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2020 06:07 PM (dNzKv)

492 As liberal gafawed as Trump came down the escalator to run for President, smug pundits quipped that Trump was not a serious candidate, he just wanted to launch his cable TV news network.

Well, here it is. Trump TV. Total access, to the top man. Forget the 6 o'clock news.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 01, 2020 06:07 PM (E7vND)

493 *hamsters are drunk; quarantine is getting to them

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (zr5Kq)

494 476 Well, I missed most of the presser.

(I've spent the past 45 mins. trying to get some sort of bandaid on one of my dogs surgery incisions that keeps bleeding. BTW...bandaids, of any size don't stick to dogs skin but thanks anyway Vet! Any who finally got a large piece of gauze held on with surgical tape.)

Anything worth note I missed?

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (cF8AT)


Paper tape w/tissue in the middle and wrap it a couple of times.
or
Liquid Bandage, it's in a bottle w/a brush applicator.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (D2IX6)

495 Dang it missed it by >this< much

Posted by: Boswell at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (32YRo)

496 He's in the men's room, socializing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

gladhanding?

Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)

497 I can't see any way that politicians, government agencies, or employees would ever abuse something like this.
***


Oh this is bad. They will use it against us more then they ever do to stop the virus.


This will be like the police state in Britain. But with better analytics.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (WdocV)

498 Is the bad gateway the entrance on the highway to hell?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (dNzKv)

499
486 I saw a video awhile back there was a warning of how China adds fake rice (plastic) to rice bags exported to other asian countries... Fuckin commies
Posted by: Pliney at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (nzKWW)


NOT FAKE RICE! RICE MADE FROM MELAMINE, CHINA'S MIRACLE CHEMICAL!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (pNxlR)

500 My answer about the tweeting would be "Next question?"

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (Eicbe)

501 What is going on with the gateway error? Comments not posting.

Same here.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (pPNCa)

502 So all these leftard blowhards wear jockstraps for pleasure? I thought it was because of the mask shortage.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (o2MD2)

503 Whose gonna get comment 502?

Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (p9Acv)

504 (I've spent the past 45 mins. trying to get some sort of bandaid on one of my dogs surgery incisions that keeps bleeding. BTW...bandaids, of any size don't stick to dogs skin but thanks anyway Vet! Any who finally got a large piece of gauze held on with surgical tape.)

Anything worth note I missed?
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (cF8AT)

get some Coban wrap

Posted by: batterup at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (K4I9O)

505 Anything worth note I missed?
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (cF8AT)


Doubling efforts to stop drugs like cocaine smuggling shipments along central america from colombia and now venezuela too

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (8fB/R)

506 496 He's in the men's room, socializing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

gladhanding?
Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)


In a sense. Also giving lip service.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

507 We're not shutting down the military. Period.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (D2IX6)

508 Stupid media surprised the military isn't quarantined itself.
Bad gateway 3

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)

509


Don't bother lubing, it clogs the keyboards...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (d6DSt)

510 It's apparently something between servers, well above the blog level.

So you're, Jay, saying it's like a sexually transmitted disease only with servers?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (WI7YS)

511 Haven't been out of the house in a couple of weeks. Went out today. Wife was driving 45 MPH and it felt like a 100. Took my car out on a rural road and punched it. 100 seemed like 150. My thrills for the week

Posted by: Javems at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (ofIwF)

512 Abandon All Hope All Ye Who Enter.

Posted by: Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (Eicbe)

513 403 I guess he's a bit like Christopher Hitchens. Completely wrong about a lot things, but with more honesty and integrity than most leftists.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 01, 2020 05:58 PM (d6Ksn)

I miss him.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (7juvc)

514 Dang

Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (p9Acv)

515 My comments are posting but I have to keep leaving and coming back in.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (dUJdY)

516 gladhanding?



Glandhanding.

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (MmFTx)

517 As per always, well said Ace.

Especially that last directive.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (XOi3t)

518 Ace I think your bias has been showing lately. And it incredibly sad and disappointing. You need to be better and commit equal time to things.


I mean you did an entire post ripping on the idiocy of Marvel and Disney with their New Warriors stupidity. But come on. Where is the love for DC. They have their own bullshit. And they're not just content to create new idiocy, no. They want to butcher at the source. Gotham High! Bruce Wayne as a teenager crazy rich Asian kid!

https://youtu.be/GYG8MXVaOfw

For shame ace. For shame.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (Z7lwY)

519 Fen--my friends post just said URGENT URGENT URGENT

Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (TdMsT)

520 It's apparently something between servers, well above the blog level.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:07 PM (YqDXo)


My suspicious mind keeps saying DDOS. Weird it happened just as Trump's presser began.

I'm getting pixelization of FBN's carriage of the Trump presser, too. Weird.

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (NiXyF)

521 What is going on with the gateway error? Comments not posting.

Same here.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (pPNCa)


They will post if you refresh and refresh until it comes back

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (8fB/R)

522 479 Shouldn't Moe Scarhead be in prison for killing that poor girl in Fort Walton Beach?

Weird.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (Z+IKu)



Did banging Zbignew's retarded daughter give him a pass?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (XsgXy)

523 I know, what a joke. China's junk sent all over the world.


Meh, it's a living.
---Zheng He

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (8IOEj)

524 So all these leftard blowhards wear jockstraps for pleasure? I thought it was because of the mask shortage.

___


So I have to wear something on my face guys and they are all out of masks.


Besides this jock strap was worn by my favorite basketball player!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (WdocV)

525 So you're, Jay, saying it's like a sexually transmitted disease only with servers?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (WI7YS)


Yep. They should stay at least six pixels apart.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

526 Bad Gateway?!

I'm posting from a DELL!

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 06:11 PM (Eicbe)

527 fucking bad gateway

Posted by: Obama's Umbrella at April 01, 2020 06:11 PM (l3+k2)

528 >>> 427 Cower in place starting Friday in Georgia.
Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 06:01 PM


This was all apparently because a bunch of democrats complained that there were places in GA that weren't sufficiently oppressed. So the Gov. subjected the entire state to what ATL and a few places maybe need. For show. So people's precious feelings aren't hurt.

The problem with arbitrary crap is since there's no reason why it started there will never be a reason for it to stop.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 06:11 PM (l6b3d)

529 Besides this jock strap was worn by my favorite basketball player!
Posted by: Jim Acosta at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (WdocV)


And it was his lucky jockstrap, which he didn't wash all season so his luck would hold.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

530 Surprise Gateway

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:11 PM (D2IX6)

531 The words Chinese and humanitarian don't ever belong together. People that torture and slaughter cats and dogs that the rest of the world keep as loving pets is beyond disgusting. The fact that throughout history they have done this to their own people is also beyond abhorrent.

Posted by: Cheri at April 01, 2020 06:11 PM (oiNtH)

532 Paper tape w/tissue in the middle and wrap it a couple of times.
or
Liquid Bandage, it's in a bottle w/a brush applicator.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:08 PM (D2IX6)

So far my gauze/surgical tape is holding. Luckily I was watching him outside because he started to go down to do one of those back rub things in the grass. I screamed so loud I startled everyone in the neighborhood. But it stopped him.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

533 It was the RNC I think had a funny clip of Nancy McBotox shuffling her speech papers and organizing them to be ripped up while Trump was talking about the Corona Virus during the SOTU.

Posted by: DBCooper at April 01, 2020 06:11 PM (bttOm)

534 China's junk sent all over the world.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (8IOEj)
---
The Paolo, he knows the feeling.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 01, 2020 06:12 PM (Eicbe)

535 Chanel Rion home schooled and Harvard grad.
Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (WX+x0)


she is kinda hawt

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2020 06:12 PM (M+Lyo)

536 515
My comments are posting but I have to keep leaving and coming back in.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (dUJdY)

So do I.


Posted by: Surprise Otter at April 01, 2020 06:12 PM (ufFY8)

537 471 Forget the tennis courts. Morherfucking fag sadz dicksanctis has the boat ramps closed. Never had so much tim free and no fishin.
Posted by: Cowboy and Cowgirl Association of Western Palm Beach County at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM

I was envying the boaters this morning on the river. So far none of the public launches are closed, and tomorrow's forecast is gorgeous for being on the water.

Fingers crossed!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 01, 2020 06:12 PM (/+bwe)

538 416 Okay, so the Bad Gateway is not just me.

I'm no longer alone!!!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2020 06:00 PM (rpbg1)

It's just you. We're just gaslighting you.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 06:12 PM (7juvc)

539 Cake has a great STFU song called "Nugget".

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 06:12 PM (Gsi5v)

540 I'm posting from a DELL!

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 06:11 PM (Eicbe)

All the good gateways over this way >>>

whose coming with me?

Posted by: Boswell at April 01, 2020 06:12 PM (32YRo)

541 Apparently there are some who take the comments of Joe Scarborogh and his whore bitch quite seriously.

Posted by: Some other guy not that other one at April 01, 2020 06:12 PM (EyFCU)

542 New Used We Finance E-Z Terms Try Today Buy Today All Sizes All Colors Sales Service Selection Match Any Price Hurry In

Posted by: Gateways For Sale at April 01, 2020 06:12 PM (q1Pj5)

543 Bad, wicked, NAUGHTY gateway!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

544 I hope you guys are ready for The Coronavirus Hearings: Shampeachment Boogaloo II, coming at the height of election year this summer.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (uEbPt)

545 My suspicious mind keeps saying DDOS. Weird it happened just as Trump's presser began.

I'm getting pixelization of FBN's carriage of the Trump presser, too. Weird.

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (NiXyF)


Trump Man broke the internet!!!

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (XF4b8)

546 https://tinyurl.com/Cake-Nugget-STFU

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (Gsi5v)

547 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:11 PM

"luck" is not how I spell "dick cheese".

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (I99aF)

548 DAMN this gateway

Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (TdMsT)

549 Only Sonobi can save us from Gateway

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (wmaDY)

550 Hmmm. Apparently, using the carriage return is DOOM.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (Gsi5v)

551 Apropos of nothing:

I don't give a rat's ass (or even a bat's ass) for "Tiger King."

Netflix is asshole.

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (NiXyF)

552 Anything worth note I missed?
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:05 PM (cF8AT)

Used to hear about a product called quickstop in case you trimmed yer.birds claws too close. Also heard that stung, so heard use cornstarch to clot. But birds dont have so much blood..

Posted by: getting the banned back for whatevs at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (Jln19)

553 Bad Gateway was Kathy Griffin's nickname in college.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (uEbPt)

554 523 I know, what a joke. China's junk sent all over the world. Meh, it's a living.
---Zheng He

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (8IOEj)
--
My boyfriend got his junk onto the Zheng He! It pulled into port in Pearl Harbor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_679_training_ship

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

555 DAMN this gateway
Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (TdMsT)
---
Yes, maam.

I damn thee.

Posted by: Navin Johnson at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (Eicbe)

556 Your love is like Bad Gateway.

Posted by: Bon Jovi at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (l3+k2)

557 Military: we treat trauma best but we will do whatever is asked.

Trump wants two new hospital ships.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (D2IX6)

558 Pretty sure Joe@NBC had 38 twits about how to kill female interns in January.

Posted by: Archer at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (gmo/4)

559
Fuck off and die.









Angry Ewok is Best Ewok.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (EGyGV)

560 Wow, looking at building two new ships.
Talking about Mercy and Hope

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (8fB/R)

561 Bad gateway came on and got totaly locked out

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)

562 Bad Gateway's a fucking cunt suck my dick.

Posted by: Guy in a Pink Teletubby Outfit at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (sWM8x)

563 I know, what a joke. China's junk sent all over the world.

Meh, it's a living.
---Zheng He

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (8IOEj)


(golf clap)

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (NiXyF)

564 That reporter chick in purple is a One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (ufFY8)

565 Netflix needs to put out another "Jesus was queer" special film for Easter to remind people what they are really like.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (KZzsI)

566 I am posting on the Dell and bad bad gateway anyway.

Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 06:15 PM (WX+x0)

567 Everyone is at home and the internet is breaking.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 01, 2020 06:15 PM (xPl2J)

568 get some Coban wrap

Posted by: batterup at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (K4I9O)

I have some of that...will try that next if this doesn't hold.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:15 PM (cF8AT)

569 April Fool's!!!!!

Posted by: Perfectly Fine Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:15 PM (uEbPt)

570

A President who loves his country.

8 more years!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:15 PM (8fB/R)

571 >>> I and All of My Liberal Genius Media Friends Saw Coronavirus Coming In Early January

So then you knew China was lying the WHO was covering for them and this was a highly contagious dangerous disease in the beginning of January. And instead of using your soapbox to loudly proclaim that you played politics with the travel restrictions so you could score a few virtue signal points in your pretend social justice game at the expense of lives? I've got no words for the anger I'm feeling right now.

Posted by: mikethemoose at April 01, 2020 06:15 PM (Y6UV7)

572 Dead Iranian leadership good.

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 06:16 PM (KFv4i)

573 Well, that scarf and jacket on THAT reporter is....interesting.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 01, 2020 06:16 PM (ufFY8)

574 The gateway is bad, I repeat... the gateway is bad

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 06:16 PM (5bxa0)

575 get some Coban wrap

Posted by: batterup at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (K4I9O)

I have some of that...will try that next if this doesn't hold.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:15 PM (cF8AT)


super glue

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:16 PM (8fB/R)

576 491 I saw a video awhile back there was a warning of how China adds fake rice (plastic) to rice bags exported to other asian countries... Fuckin commies
Posted by: Pliney at April 01, 2020 06:06 PM (nzKWW)


Well, they added melamine to the pet food they exported here.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2020 06:07 PM (dNzKv)

Those added crap to baby formula and killed kids that INFORMATION was suppressed along with vaccines that they added who knows what was suppressed. They are monsters

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 01, 2020 06:16 PM (dKiJG)

577 I will pay $1000 to any liberal or NeverTrumper (but I repeat myself) who can produce proof -- and this should be easy, as you stupid motherfuckers live all day on Twitter and in your listserves -- that any of them said, "Say, this coronavirus looks very serious, maybe we should pressure Pelosi to speed this process up so that Trump and Congress can deal with the virus."

Yeah, her what, 10 days of delay before handing over Impeachment stuff? The demands for longer and longer procedures with new witnesses to drag it out even more?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 06:16 PM (KZzsI)

578 545 My suspicious mind keeps saying DDOS. Weird it happened just as Trump's presser began.

I'm getting pixelization of FBN's carriage of the Trump presser, too. Weird.

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 06:10 PM (NiXyF)

Trump Man broke the internet!!!

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 06:13 PM (XF4b

Looks like Xi just launched Operation Ancient Chinese Secret.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2020 06:16 PM (j3npP)

579 One of the girls in my office has the wuhan flu. This sucks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 06:16 PM (7bcfy)

580 Trump 2024

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:16 PM (D2IX6)

581 The gateway has a bad mustache?

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2020 06:16 PM (uEbPt)

582 Who's a good gateway?!

Who's a good gateway?

Yes you are. Yes you are.

Such a good gateway.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 06:17 PM (Eicbe)

583 C'mon man. We all saw the Ching-Chong flu coming. It's like the story my pa always used to tell about the little boy who put his finger in the dike. He'd tell me, look Joey, you see a hole, you plug it with a finger!

Posted by: Slow Joe at April 01, 2020 06:17 PM (Geoni)

584 Those added crap to baby formula and killed kids that INFORMATION was suppressed along with vaccines that they added who knows what was suppressed. They are monsters

That's not done out of intent to do harm. Its done out of raw soulless greed and lack of any moral compunction whatsoever.

Ching, if we put lead in the baby food, they might die?
Lead cheaper than protein, more lead. And you fired!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

585 Trump 2028 (jr)

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 06:17 PM (o2MD2)

586 Trump hospital ships! Yuuuuuuuuge! The best!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2020 06:17 PM (dNzKv)

587 lol, beetch slapped John Kerry

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:18 PM (8fB/R)

588 Looks like Xi just launched Operation Ancient Chinese Secret.

Still better than The French Mistake

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2020 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

589 Kerry gets a shout out!

Posted by: Bon Jovi at April 01, 2020 06:18 PM (l3+k2)

590 Kerry's counsel to Iran --> Logan Act.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:18 PM (D2IX6)

591 That reporter chick in purple is a One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 01, 2020 06:14 PM (ufFY

Probably wearing a matching bikini underneath that purple shroud...she could unwrap that and bring this presser to close

Posted by: Boswell at April 01, 2020 06:19 PM (32YRo)

592
USNS Orange

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 06:19 PM (EGyGV)

593 Stacking 'em deep and selling 'em cheap!

Posted by: Gateways For Sale at April 01, 2020 06:19 PM (q1Pj5)

594 I'm not bad, I'm just misconfigured that way.

Posted by: The Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:19 PM (NiXyF)

595

Oh, Scarf Lady back. Rolled out chinese virus team.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:20 PM (8fB/R)

596 Nice jab at Kerry.

I love this president.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 06:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

597 get some Coban wrap

Posted by: batterup at April 01, 2020 06:09 PM (K4I9O)

I have some of that...will try that next if this doesn't hold.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:15 PM (cF8AT)

super glue


Stapler.
Note: I am not a vet.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2020 06:20 PM (dNzKv)

598 The invisible enemy here at home ... but enough about the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:20 PM (YqDXo)

599 I bet Maduro's experiencing sphincter cramps right about now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 01, 2020 06:20 PM (sWM8x)

600 594 I'm not bad, I'm just misconfigured that way.
Posted by: The Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:19 PM (NiXyF)


You need to turn your CPU around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

601 I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide

Posted by: 502 Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:21 PM (88xKn)

602 Dow futures up 200...

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:21 PM (cF8AT)

603 Liquid Bandage

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:21 PM (D2IX6)

604 testes. testes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 06:21 PM (Dhht7)

605 I have some of that...will try that next if this doesn't hold.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:15 PM (cF8AT)

What the heck is going on here? Slap a hot iron on it.
There, I said it!

Posted by: Bosk at April 01, 2020 06:21 PM (9m9TT)

606 Is Ohio really that great?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 01, 2020 06:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

607 Is the Bad Gateway in East St Louis?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 01, 2020 06:22 PM (xPl2J)

608 These pressers are taking the place of Trump rallies which can't be done anymore because of the virus.


Trump you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 06:22 PM (l3+k2)

609 With six you get eggroll.

Posted by: Gateways For Sale at April 01, 2020 06:22 PM (q1Pj5)

610

Companies really are stepping up. So nice to see. America is covered.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:22 PM (8fB/R)

611 Davidt, I've thought the exact same thing.

Posted by: lizabth at April 01, 2020 06:22 PM (L3Rsz)

612 Can i get 2 testes through?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 06:22 PM (Dhht7)

613 IIRC, I called the Investigation of Trump's CoronaVirus Response some time ago, to be followed by The Impeachment of Trump (Part III) if the Dems win the House again, some time ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

614 F FrankenKerry his plastic surgeon should be arrested.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 01, 2020 06:23 PM (dKiJG)

615 Are they asking dumb questions yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 06:23 PM (5bxa0)

616 These pressers are taking the place of Trump rallies which can't be done anymore because of the virus.
Trump you magnificent bastard.
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 06:22 PM (l3+k2)

Yup.....President Trump adapts and overcomes.

Love it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2020 06:23 PM (Z+IKu)

617 606 Is Ohio really that great?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 01, 2020 06:21 PM (Dc2NZ)


It really could be worse.

We could be Michigan...

Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 06:23 PM (TdMsT)

618 615 Are they asking dumb questions yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 06:23 PM (5bxa0)

From what I've heard, not as dumb as they usually are.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:23 PM (cF8AT)

619 They've got the Cleveland Clinic

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:24 PM (D2IX6)

620 The damn Dow and those large up and down days caused by programmed trading. It swinga a hundred points in a couple minutes. Drives me nuts. They should pull the plug on programmed trading.

Posted by: Pliney at April 01, 2020 06:24 PM (nzKWW)

621 These pressers are taking the place of Trump rallies which can't be done anymore because of the virus.
Trump you magnificent bastard.
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 06:22 PM (l3+k2)


This is why the press are enraged.

And calling for a blackout.

And also the reason they are playing Cuomo's ridiculous droning.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:25 PM (8fB/R)

622 rhomboid, true.
Glad to hear people aren't going stir crazy.
I'd say I'm a 5, but I'm just naturally impatient. I want this thing to be over and to be able to eat out again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)

623 It's Gateway Month. 20% off MSRP and FREE Mousepads.

Posted by: Gateways For Sale at April 01, 2020 06:25 PM (q1Pj5)

624 >>>And also the reason they are playing Cuomo's ridiculous droning.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:25 PM (8fB/R)


That'll hook 'em.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:25 PM (D2IX6)

625 Are they asking dumb questions yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 06:23 PM (5bxa0)

From what I've heard, not as dumb as they usually are.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:23 PM (cF8AT)


Didn't see Miss Piggy or the Self-Preener.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:26 PM (8fB/R)

626 Hola Ace, and you are fucking spot fucking on like usual, brother :-D. This is madness. Sick? Stay home. Otherwise improve hygiene and distancing like El Paso County Coloradoans who stopped it cold by using common sense.

Posted by: Danimal28 at April 01, 2020 06:26 PM (nGQxU)

627 I've got a tide pod coming up that's going to be a game changer, man. Trump won't know what hit him.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 01, 2020 06:26 PM (sWM8x)

628

Genius.

Calls this a war. Brings out a defense team.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:27 PM (8fB/R)

629 Bet those trying to be valid reporters are glad to have a chance over the preening fools.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:27 PM (D2IX6)

630 @SamanthaJoRoth

FBI data released today showed that 3,740,688 background checks for firearms purchases were initiated in March 2020, more than any month since the system launched in 1998. Check it out here:

https://tinyurl.com/mwedd2f

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:27 PM (cF8AT)

631 I've seen some epic beatdowns by Ace, but this one stands out.

Excellent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 06:28 PM (WEBkv)

632 Trump needs to say to Drama Jimmy Acosta: "Your failing network isn't covering the first portion of my pressers. Get out."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

633 The docs are there now.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)

634 Bring on the snotty snark

Posted by: banned but back at April 01, 2020 06:28 PM (q9E5K)

635 Bad Gateway.....again....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

636

Q and A for corona now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:29 PM (8fB/R)

637 SamanthaJoRoth

FBI data released today showed that 3,740,688 background checks for firearms purchases were initiated in March 2020, more than any month since the system launched in 1998. Check it out here:
=====

Complete lie.

Everyone knows there are no background checks.

Posted by: MSM at April 01, 2020 06:29 PM (iydjf)

638 BBBBad, BBBBBBad, BBBBBad to the Gateway.

Posted by: George Thoroughgood at April 01, 2020 06:29 PM (l3+k2)

639 I've got a tide pod coming up that's going to be a game changer, man. Trump won't know what hit him.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 01, 2020 06:26 PM (sWM8x)
-------

Well, it would be the most useful thing that's come out of your mouth in quite a few years.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 06:29 PM (WEBkv)

640 I'd like to shove Jimmy Acosta's head up Joe Scarborough's ass

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 06:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

641
Trump needs to say to Drama Jimmy Acosta: "Your failing network isn't covering the first portion of my pressers. Get out."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:28 PM (ptqGC)






He needs to scream out "PEN!!".

Then the Secret Service jumps in and tasers the fucker live on TV.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 06:30 PM (EGyGV)

642 The Gateway ate the hamsters. It's the 'Rona.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

643 Rudy did another podcast ... gets into the positive results of the HCQ cocktail (more than his last one with the Zelenko interview) ... he says media won't cover it because Trump had suggested it, but that doctors are indeed using it.


So if they actually are "turning the corner" on the pandemic, how much is due to the cocktail? And might that let us end the shutdown sooner rather than later?


And will the media give Trump any credit ... and will pigs fly?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2020 06:30 PM (Cus5s)

644 635 Bad Gateway.....again....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:29 PM (ptqGC)


Same here. What's up with that??? We aren't Gateway Pundit now, are we??

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:30 PM (90T4r)

645 Lost our lease! Save up to 50%. A Sales Final in As-Is Condition.

Posted by: Gateways For Sale at April 01, 2020 06:30 PM (q1Pj5)

646

B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the byte

Posted by: 502 Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:30 PM (aKsyK)

647
Complete lie.

Everyone knows there are no background checks.



THEY MAIL THEM TO YOUR HOUSE!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 06:31 PM (oVJmc)

648 Is that pig from PBS there?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

649 Trump should give out numbers at the start of the presser.
Call out random numbers. If you win, you may not defer to some chucklehead

Posted by: Bruce at April 01, 2020 06:31 PM (vd8XM)

650

Good question.

Someone told me today that some university student was "bored" so flew out to Seattle from the east coast to see her boyfriend.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:31 PM (8fB/R)

651 Lost our lease! Save up to 50%. A Sales Final in As-Is Condition.
Posted by: Gateways For Sale at April 01, 2020 06:30 PM (q1Pj5)
------------------

Minx Alpha 0.7 come with it?

If so, I want a 150% rebate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 06:31 PM (WEBkv)

652 I think the flu is that contagious, but most people have some immunity since it shifts with time.

I think the epidemiologists are learning a lot and it shows. They keep thrashing about between contact, droplet, aerosol, etc. They had no idea how this shit is passed around.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 06:32 PM (LWu6U)

653
SamanthaJoRoth

FBI data released today showed that 3,740,688 background checks for firearms purchases were initiated in March 2020, more than any month since the system launched in 1998. Check it out here:
=====

Complete lie.

Everyone knows there are no background checks.
Posted by: MSM at April 01, 2020 06:29 PM (iydjf)






Yeah, everyone knows that you can buy a convenient 3 count bubble pak of Glock 19s at any WalMart across the nation for $19.95.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 06:32 PM (EGyGV)

654 airports are the worse

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:32 PM (8fB/R)

655 And also the reason they are playing Cuomo's ridiculous droning.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:25 PM (8fB/R)


Yeah, Fox carried that nipple pierced turd muncher's statement, live, this am.

Like NY is the fucking center of the world.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 06:32 PM (XF4b8)

656

I can go all night like a lumberhack...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:32 PM (d6DSt)

657 Pixy needs to check his RLL drives.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

658 Did somebody ask Trump why he doesn't impose a nation-wide shutdown?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 01, 2020 06:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

659 SamanthaJoRoth

FBI data released today showed that 3,740,688 background checks for firearms purchases were initiated in March 2020, more than any month since the system launched in 1998. Check it out here:
=====

Complete lie.

Everyone knows there are no background checks.

Posted by: MSM at April 01, 2020 06:29 PM (iydjf)


Add in the number of gun-show loophole purchases and it's downright scary!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 06:32 PM (BiNEL)

660 Bad gateway! No hamster!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:33 PM (L2ZTs)

661 Another call for a national lockdown, for Trump to take ALL the blame.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 06:33 PM (l3+k2)

662 Seems that he needs to rubber duck, which is good, a thinker who walks through a problem justifying each step.

They would both enjoy it.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 01, 2020 06:33 PM (C+evo)

663 Jesus, these reporters are little totalitarians!
The One in purple just asked, "Why don't you just take the power away from the governors and institute a shutdown?"

She needs this characteristic pounded out of her.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 01, 2020 06:33 PM (ufFY8)

664 Airports should take temps.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:34 PM (D2IX6)

665 Again with the "why don't you tell the States what to do?" crap.

It must be a requirement for reporters not to understand federalism.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 06:34 PM (WEBkv)

666 Someone told me today that some university student was "bored" so flew out to Seattle from the east coast to see her boyfriend.

That must have been some excellent penis.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 06:34 PM (ykYG2)

667 The hamsters have the china virus!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2020 06:34 PM (5bxa0)

668 I can see Joe and Mika up late at night browsing the chans and 8kun on separate workstations with 8 lcd screens each and 3 terminals splitting each dose of Adderall every 2 hours to remain on the level. Mika sips her dry martini while Joe sips white wine. They work hard for their money and jobs.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 06:34 PM (a5D9R)

669 I'd like to shove Jimmy Acosta's head up Joe Scarborough's ass

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 06:30 PM (Uu+Jp)


An asshole built for two?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 06:34 PM (XF4b8)

670 Husband and I are stuffed. Did a pop-up order locally. Dinner for two for $26.


Chopped salad with candied pecans, pickled onions, bourbon peach vinaigrette.


Smoked whole chicken with sweet and sour mustard sauce.


Dirty Rice


Southern style green beans with bacon and caramelized onion


Southern deviled eggs with crispy chicken skin


Jalapeno cheddar cornbread with sorghum honey butter


And two pecan sandies


Enough food for four people. Amazing deal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

671 Is the US going to join OPEC?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 06:34 PM (LWu6U)

672 Stop going back and forth with these swine, Trump. Do your thing, stalk off the stage. Screw them.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:35 PM (90T4r)

673 Add in the number of gun-show loophole purchases and it's downright scary!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 06:32 PM (BiNEL)


Does that loophole come with the thing that goes up and the chainsaw bayonet?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 06:35 PM (s6M7E)

674 This is day 4 of a 10 trial for the medicine.

It would have been earlier but FDC.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (D2IX6)

675 James Woods:
Trump warned America about the coronavirus in the speech that Pelosi tore up.

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/
1245262114639339520?s=20

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (G546f)

676 like to shove Jimmy Acosta's head up Joe Scarborough's ass

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 06:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

That would make a nice song.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

677 NOOD!!!

Posted by: Bruce at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (vd8XM)

678 I can see Joe and Mika up late at night browsing the
chans and 8kun on separate workstations with 8 lcd screens each and 3
terminals splitting each dose of Adderall every 2 hours to remain on the
level. Mika sips her dry martini while Joe sips white wine. They work
hard for their money and jobs.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 06:34 PM (a5D9R)


I believe you nailed it. But they're both wearing leather. Joe's in a bustier and Mika's in dominatrix garb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

679 628

Genius.

Calls this a war. Brings out a defense team.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:27 PM (8fB/R)

And reminded them who is Commander in Chief.

Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (7juvc)

680 Just got an email from Criterion, the blu-ray and DVD label that re-releases a lot of classic movies.

They're passing the hat for a fund that will help preserve 'art-house theaters' through COVID-19.

Uh, sorry guys...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

681 Great job with your "Trump... Drumpf...". Do you know April is National Poetry Month? I'm adding your "poem" to my list of readings and will use it on April 30th for "Poem in Your Pocket" Day.

Posted by: Anneke9 at April 01, 2020 06:37 PM (iuVXQ)

682 The Stop-Squeeze-Start technique is effective for the treatment of premature e-postulation.

Posted by: 502 Bad Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (q1Pj5)

683 More bad gateways.
No bad dells, compaqs or packard bells, however.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)

684 Is the guy asking Fauci a question from a local high school paper?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (Dhht7)

685 https://washex.am/3aBzkPh
*******
FBI warned about 'biosecurity risk' after Chinese nationals snuck suspicious vials into US

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (M0uVr)

686 Went to Breitbart to see what Rob Reiner and Cher have to say today.

Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 06:41 PM (Tnijr)

687 Neighbor up the block just said that he will not be able to reopen his business.


He owned a golf shop and had a handful of employees.


Golf courses are not opening anytime soon, so he's going to rough it for the next year or two and start early collecting SS.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 06:41 PM (FVrDO)

688 Went to Breitbart to see what Rob Reiner and Cher have to say today.

Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 06:41
------------------------------
Please don't share the info.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 06:44 PM (Dhht7)

689
That's pierced nipples and a Prince Albert thank you very much.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at April 01, 2020 06:49 PM (t6XCL)

690 Gov't Hazard pay for health care workers? That doesn't sound prudent.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (Dhht7)

691 In units of time that Democrats appreciate: 16 trimesters of witch hunters and warlock judges -- #Judgments and #Labels -- hoisted by their own petard in a progressive process that endangers people... persons etc.

Posted by: n.n at April 01, 2020 07:27 PM (qfsFY)

692 Trump may talk about it, but Biden actually grabs 'em by the ...

Posted by: TitanTom at April 01, 2020 07:31 PM (X2BWL)

693 WinCalendar lists the 11 top news stories of the day, every day. Coronavirus doesn't appear till Feb. 25. It wasn't till Jan. 21 that WHO revealed that human-to-human transmission appeared to be possible.

Posted by: William A Befort at April 01, 2020 11:16 PM (hJFOo)

694 The Media dance to the tune of the tribe as they yearn for the "good old days" of their Messiahs - Lenin and Stalin. And they have now added Mousey Tongue to get their own troika. Or Holy Trinity!!!

Those three knew how to get their message out to the sheeple!!!

Posted by: Mark Matis at April 02, 2020 08:02 AM (nZJej)

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