Does Andrew Cuomo Have Pierced Nipples?

Looking at this photo -- I do think it's a bit odd that he has the definite outline of a horizontal-bar piercing on both nipples.

A spokesman claims it's not true.

Okay, but when it's cold and my own headlights come on, I have one peak for each. Why does Cuomo have three for each?

Update: Leftwing (hysterical, mentally-ill) women are writing erotic bean-flicker slashfic about Andrew Cuomo.

Like a velveteen gravity blanket for my soul, the second I see this man's perfectly weathered face and tousled curls, the moment his Pacino-like accent fills my living room with its mafia-like authority, my blood pressure drops, my breasts seem to perk up on their own, and a tingly feeling of optimism washes over my imprisoned body as I think to myself. . . I think we're gonna be okay

Bean Status: Flicked

Thanks to Lizzy.

Is it just me or is Cuomo's nipple totally pierced? pic.twitter.com/D9i3xEotYu
— Give Me Internet (@GiveMeInternet) March 28, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 03:17 PM

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1 Furst!

Posted by: MrObvious at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (5prN7)

2 Schiff needs to investigate this posthaste.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (Eicbe)

3 Yikes

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (jUVms)

4 His middle name is "Scaramanga"

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (KTq2u)

5 Important questions.

Put Mueller on it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (UWqZJ)

6 The question that is on everyone's lips.

eww.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (HAr7n)

7 Is everyone in NY nuts? *cough* Ace?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (jUVms)

8 He needs a manziere

Posted by: Regular joe at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (6/uwW)

9 Bro!

Posted by: Regular joe at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (6/uwW)

10 Someone speculated that it was a "protective" vest.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (jUVms)

11 Manziere!

Posted by: Regular joe at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (6/uwW)

12 Gross

Posted by: Bosk at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (9m9TT)

13 *pours bleach into eyes*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:19 PM (NWiLs)

14 10 Someone speculated that it was a "protective" vest.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (jUVms)

========

Pasties.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:19 PM (UWqZJ)

15 Come on, are those really nipple bars or what?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 03:19 PM (jUVms)

16 Thus, finally we get the most anticipated thread in years.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

17 It's probably just a large bump on the areola.

I really hope it is. I don't want to think about the alternative.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2020 03:19 PM (SgjGX)

18 I could have lived my entire life without worrying about this question

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 01, 2020 03:19 PM (h+Dtu)

19 Never put salt in your eyes.

Never put salt in your eyes.

Never...never...always...never...always...

Always put salt in your eyes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:19 PM (UWqZJ)

20 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Took a closer look at the picture. It's his cyber enhancement nipple-gun.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:19 PM (Eicbe)

22 Thank GOD I can't see twitter images.

Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (N9G0H)

23 Never Forget:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

24

He is probably just as weird as his moron brother.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (lg/F7)

25 Someone speculated that it was a "protective" vest.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (jUVms)

I'm sure it provided lots of support.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (h+Dtu)

26 He is wearing his Batman costume under street clothes, like.all superheroes do.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (6/uwW)

27 One on his left appears to be a ring. The one on his right might be a stud. They don't really seem like nipple rings, but "man breast" rings.

I don't understand the point of this device. I don't understand when women do it either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (WI7YS)

28 Man. That's disgusting Cuhomo.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (o2MD2)

29 That's Hawt!

***swoon***

Posted by: Tater Stelter at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (sjdRT)

30 Perfect response to this:

http://i.giphy.com/oDXiRdueeFtE4.gif

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

31 no. NO,NO,NO. NO!! not again ! First the art thread. and now this ???

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (zr5Kq)

32 Uh who cares?

Posted by: Mr. Scottt (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (JUOKG)

33 I could have gone my whole life without contemplating this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (JFe9H)

34 Someone speculated that it was a "protective" vest.

A protective vest. Only covering the nipples.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (swEu3)

35 If I have learned anything from Billions, it is that NY politicians have some really weird fetishes. Applies to all Democrat politicians.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (sX1BW)

36 Someone speculated that it was a "protective" vest.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (jUVms)

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For just his nipples?!?!?!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (nw6Hr)

37 He's joined a cult.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (E+OcO)

38 no. NO,NO,NO. NO!! not again ! First the art thread. and now this ???
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (zr5Kq)
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This will leave less of a skid mark.

Some, yeah. But less.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (Eicbe)

39

...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (8fB/R)

40 I'm not seeing it.

OTOH, I really have no interest in enlarging the picture enough to visualize "stuff".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (g8Yc+)

41 I've never felt so free!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (FTlwv)

42 36 Someone speculated that it was a "protective" vest.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (jUVms)

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For just his nipples?!?!?!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (nw6Hr)

Kevlar pasties

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (NWiLs)

43 I don't know for nipple-holes, but that shirt is teh ghey.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (sWM8x)

44 Thank GOD I can't see twitter images.
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (N9G0H)

He's wearing a shirt, but there are "tell tale signs."

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Ok. I really got nuthin' here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (dkvcO)

46 Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (Eicbe)

dude. DUUUUUUDE !

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (zr5Kq)

47 I got nuthin.

Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (Qf83p)

48 A protective vest. Only covering the nipples.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (swEu3)
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To preserve the purity of his bodily fluids.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (Eicbe)

49 Why do you hate us, Ace?

Why???!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (JFe9H)

50 Paging Andrew Gillum...

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (F6tBH)

51 You know you wish you had a set.

Posted by: Andrew "Mechanipples" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (o2vOl)

52 Next up on the HQ...

"Does Joey Free Hand have a PA?"

Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (CTv2h)

53 ace, apparently journalists publishing their Cuomo love and admiration is a thing. A cringeworthy, totally unnecessary thing:

https://tinyurl.com/uz8bos7

Like a velveteen gravity blanket for my soul, the second I see this man's perfectly weathered face and tousled curls, the moment his Pacino-like accent fills my living room with its mafia-like authority, my blood pressure drops, my breasts seem to perk up on their own, and a tingly feeling of optimism washes over my imprisoned body as I think to myself. . . I think we're gonna be okay

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

54 "Vote for Cuomo! Not the.... oh, nevermind"

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (3eV0J)

55 I just threw up in my mouth.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (8/E19)

56 Oxytocin is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: fluffy at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (NGm/n)

57 Prince Albert?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (JFe9H)

58 Has to be a humiliation ritual to prep him to run for POTUS. How do you forget to take out your nipple barbells when during a global pandemic with comets and a possible candidacy on the line for POTUS?

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (a5D9R)

59 its either a bar with round balls on the ends or he has 3 nipples.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

60 57 Prince Albert?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

He's in the can

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (FZYNt)

61 He prolly has his mother's name tattooed on his dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (o2MD2)

62 Why don't you people have any?

Posted by: Andrew "Nippilus Prime" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (o2vOl)

63 Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (bDqIh)
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This is satire, right? Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (g8Yc+)

64 Those are barbells.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (a5D9R)

65 It's how he flies around the city and protects the public from evil.

A few twists and he's good to go for several miles.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Lol. Biden wants to offer Trump help.

Maybe teach him how to sniff hair?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (8/E19)

67 Should I take my shirt off?

Posted by: Andrew "The Nippilator" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (o2vOl)

68 Hairy, droopy nipples - how old is this dude? Or really, how old are the people checking out his nips, FFS?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

69
He's in the can
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (FZYNt)

Light a MATCH man....geez.....

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

70 35 If I have learned anything from Billions, it is that NY politicians have some really weird fetishes. Applies to all Democrat politicians.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (sX1BW)
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"You haff no idea."

-Claus von Bulow

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (dfRN6)

71 Nipple clamps?

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (l3+k2)

72 Yep, definitely pierced.

Fredoesque

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (KFv4i)

73 PortaCath port. You can inject THC oil directly and bypass vaping. Some people use a metered injection to keep the mellow longer.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (e1mEI)

74 And if you don't know, don't google PA or Prince Albert...

Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (CTv2h)

75 It's almost as if all of our Ruling and Donor Class are sexual deviants or something.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (a5D9R)

76 He has a compact AR-14 embedded in his chest.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (Eicbe)

77 Man boobs

Posted by: Redenzo at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (E7vND)

78 66 Lol. Biden wants to offer Trump help.

Maybe teach him how to sniff hair?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters

The only thing Slow Joe needs to do is sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (FZYNt)

79 He was man boobs. Ugh. I need a drink
The FAT POS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (85Gof)

80 >>This is satire, right? Lie to me if you must.

MarieClaire

Not the only publication doing this.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

81 He has a compact AR-14 embedded in his chest.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (Eicbe)
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But does it have a high-magazine clip?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (g8Yc+)

82 I've always been mechanically inclined.

Posted by: Andrew "Mechanipples" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (o2vOl)

83 Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

He's 62. I'm younger, but I am checking it out because it's here.

It's not because I have a crush on Cuomo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (WI7YS)

84 Moobs, to be accurate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (JFe9H)

85 I don't know for nipple-holes, but that shirt is teh ghey.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM

You should see it when he's cruising in his Miata with the top down.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (dkvcO)

86

That's where they plug him in at night to recharge him. He's really Hymie the Robot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (OYW1y)

87 He's fey.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (W2taJ)

88 79 He was man boobs. Ugh. I need a drink
The FAT POS
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I'm not saying the dude is fat...

Posted by: Chris Christie at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (FZYNt)

89 so this is one of those "hard" questions?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (8D42x)

90 >> If I have learned anything from Billions, it is that NY politicians have some really weird fetishes. Applies to all Democrat politicians.

NXIVM HQ is in upstate NY.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (bDqIh)

91 I have come to the same conclusion that we all have here at the Blog.

"Is this a question I really want answered?" Also I know we are just following a twitter headline , but who actually looked at this photo and thought "Hey it looks like he has a nipple piercing?"

Posted by: Picric at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (nonGu)

92 Or he could have a double mutation.

Wait, doesn't the Beast have an extra nipple or 4?

Satan, not Hillary. Of course she probably has hornsxand a tail.

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (KFv4i)

93 Why did he do it you all think ?

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (zr5Kq)

94
Cmon guys.... easy explaination.

Those are NOT nipple bars.

They are SNAP RINGS

https://tinyurl.com/v8lpkz3

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (nw6Hr)

95 I love the attention I'm getting.

Posted by: Andrew "Got nipple?" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (o2vOl)

96 He's into S&M.

His dominatrix uses them for electric shock torture.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

97 >He's 62. I'm younger, but I am checking it out because it's here. It's not because I have a crush on Cuomo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (WI7YS)

Sure.

***fans Fen***

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (sjdRT)

98 Is the Paul Giamatti's character in Billions based on this guy?

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (a5D9R)

99 Slow news day

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (BsCoj)

100 You should see what I have pierced!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (JFe9H)

101 Oh, right. shock torture.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (zr5Kq)

102 75 It's almost as if all of our Ruling and Donor Class are sexual deviants or something.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (a5D9R)

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agree

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (jUVms)

103 Fredo, Fredo you pierce the nipple bearer you do not get pierced nipples and call yourself a "bear.

//Don Cuomo

Posted by: sven at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (oRLRa)

104 Maybe he just has two nipples like the James Bond adversary. Scaromuci or something. I know the morons will know immediately.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (CCNCh)

105 Filed under "Questions you never thought to ask but now that somebody has, please God make it stop!"

Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (NiXyF)

106 Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

That's worse than the nipple piercings.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (NWiLs)

107 Right now I'm thinking, if the Yellowstone caldera blows, it would be a breath of fresh air.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (VuPN9)

108 Information I do not want

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (KNsKs)

109 No cuomo.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (/iwrG)

110 If he runs, expect several women to come forth who claim he paid them to kick him in the junk.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (o2MD2)

111 Maybe he just has two nipples like the James Bond adversary. Scaromuci or something. I know the morons will know immediately.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (CCNCh)
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Scaramanga. Played by Chris Lee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (g8Yc+)

112 It's where his NXVIM masters attach his leash.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (l3+k2)

113 >> Why does Cuomo have three for each?

My friends call me triple-nipple.

Posted by: Andrew "Nippy" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (o2vOl)

114 I did not need to know this.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (FIYRT)

115 I don't know for nipple-holes, but that shirt is teh ghey.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM

I love the work of Judicial Watch, but their spokesguy (Tom Fitton?) really needs to ease up on the super tailored shirts. They're just weird looking.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (uquGJ)

116 Pierced. Gross.

Posted by: Miley, the ~~Duchess~~ Hydroxy Chloro Queen at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (rCwaK)

117 He's a Lizardman. That's why.

Posted by: Hereogar at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (eQ0LF)

118 So Fredo and Playdoh.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (JFe9H)

119 TMI?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (El6T/)

120

The two pictures where he's taking off his jacket it looks like Xs on his nipples.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (OYW1y)

121 I'll pierce my clit and wear yoga pants if it means I get to replace Biden as the nominee!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (WA0Qt)

122 119 TMI?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (El6T/)

==========

NEI.

We need to know more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (UWqZJ)

123 Ace, it's lunchtime here.
you're an ashhoe

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (d7Ww2)

124 114
I did not need to know this.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (FIYRT)

Makes two of us. Hope all is well.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (KnJdm)

125 More pictures here:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/shpas4e

There's no way in hell that's a protective vest. Vests make you look boxy. You wouldn't be able to see his moobs or weird gut with a vest on.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (9t0Zz)

126

Maybe he's transitioning to be Andrea

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (OYW1y)

127 I am the lobster, coo coo kachu.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

128 Tits or it didn't.... nvm.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (dNzKv)

129 All the ette's are probably curiously turned on, but just too ashamed to admit it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (UWqZJ)

130 121 I'll pierce my clit and wear yoga pants if it means I get to replace Biden as the nominee!!!
Posted by: Hillary!

well look at that, I just permanently lost my appetite,

thanks

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (FZYNt)

131 Him and Rick Pitino could be brothers.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (m/Gc2)

132 TMC! -- To much Cuomo.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (Eicbe)

133 Don't forget the tape, Mike! ....errr, Andrew.

Posted by: Michelle at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (IMdOQ)

134 >>Maybe he just has two nipples like the James Bond adversary. Scaromuci or something. I know the morons will know immediately.

A third nip.
That's a real thing.
*winks*

Posted by: Mark Wahlberg at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

135 The best part about the internet is how normal it makes me feel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (/iwrG)

136 Adam Schiff is China's puppet.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (zr5Kq)

137 Wasn't spitzer into kink?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (dNzKv)

138 Won't be long now till someone comes forward to accuse this asshole of sexual abuse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (JFe9H)

139 Maybe that's his automatic tits cooler.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (Eicbe)

140 RoShamCuomo 2020.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (KnJdm)

141 So Fredo and Playdoh.
Posted by: Joe Biden

What is easily manipulated?

Posted by: Carnak the Magnificent at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (W2taJ)

142

Fredo SCARAMANGA...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (pS94+)

143 125
More pictures here:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/shpas4e

There's no way in hell that's a protective vest. Vests make you
look boxy. You wouldn't be able to see his moobs or weird gut with a
vest on.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (9t0Zz)

That is one creepy looking guy.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (l3+k2)

144 Maybe that's his automatic tits cooler.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (Eicbe)
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Where's the Freon supply?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (g8Yc+)

145 Cuomo has moob ties

Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (nFwvY)

146 So, if Fredo is Scaramanga, then who is his Nick Nack?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)

147 137 Wasn't spitzer into kink?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (dNzKv)

Spitzer-Swallowell '20!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (pS94+)

148 It's meta. Manboobs on a Man boob.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (Eicbe)

149 Fredo SCARAMANGA...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (pS94+)

LOL

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (zr5Kq)

150 So, if Fredo is Scaramanga, then who is his Nick Nack?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)
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Mini-Mike?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (g8Yc+)

151 But they look like x. Does he have an x piercing in his nipples?

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (UNyae)

152 I'll pierce my clit and wear yoga pants if it means I get to replace Biden as the nominee!!!
Posted by: Hillary!

well look at that, I just permanently lost my appetite,

thanks
Posted by: Rick in SK

AoSHQ Diet Plan - More effective than SlimFast.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (W2taJ)

153 146 So, if Fredo is Scaramanga, then who is his Nick Nack?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)

"Say what?"

- - Little Big Gulp

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (pS94+)

154 So, if Fredo is Scaramanga, then who is his Nick Nack?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)

Bloomberg

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (OYW1y)

155
Titillating post, Wicket.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (EGyGV)

156 Cuomo has moob ties
Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (nFwvY)

Thread winner.

Collect your ampersand privilege at the reception desk.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

157
Blame it all on my moobs
I show them to rubes!!

And ruined your black tie affair.

My piercings they show
Their bumpy, I know...

I was the last one you thought I had holes there....

And I saw the suprise
And fear in your eyes

When I felt some of that piercing pain

Said "honey, that stud goes all the way thru"
But you'll never hear me complaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

~Garth Cuomo

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (nw6Hr)

158 I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt.

Posted by: Andrew "Cyborg nipples" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (o2vOl)

159 What is up with all the creepy New York politicians? Is this something in the water?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (JFe9H)

160 Mafia-like authority?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (KxVoZ)

161 Another Dim who is a deviate. They are ALL creeps. Thats why they normalize being a creep.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (o2MD2)

162 preverts and degenerates everywhere you look.

jeesh.

this kind of crap is enough to make anyone start believing in Comet Pizza.

unfortunately, if we ever learn the truth it'll probably be like Joe Mc Carthy - just a drop in the bucket of the disgusting reality.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (cqteU)

163 Can someone check with Sandra lee?

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (UNyae)

164 Who cares? The dude is getting ready to fight on a mountain! Sasquatch? Who knows? But man is he ever ready. He said so a few times in the past few days.

Posted by: Bama Bubba at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (mAxkE)

165 How long before there's a Busty Cuomo P0rn Channel?

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (9WPL0)

166 159 What is up with all the creepy New York politicians? Is this something in the water?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (JFe9H)

You ever seen the Hudson?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (1dJNh)

167 What's the National Review tweet in the sidebar? Ace threw a link in there but "that Tweet is unavailable" is what Twitter says when it's clicked.

NR must have taken in down.

Anybody got a screenshot or saw it and wish to paraphrase?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (+fPHo)

168
"My neeeples are borshting with excitement!"

- - Hungarian-English Phraasebook

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (pS94+)

169 148
It's meta. Manboobs on a Man boob.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (Eicbe)

When the moob hits your eyes
with its sex-slavery ties
That's a Cuomo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (KnJdm)

170 Wasn't spitzer into kink?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM

Client #9? Could be.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (dkvcO)

171 163 Can someone check with Sandra lee?
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (UNyae)

Semi-Hard, er, Homemade?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (pS94+)

172 151 But they look like x. Does he have an x piercing in his nipples?
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 01, 2020 03:32 PM (UNyae)
========

The Mark of Xorro

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (dfRN6)

173 Can someone check with Sandra lee?
Posted by: FromTheOldDays

I love her pound cake!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (W2taJ)

174
CUA IVE GOT STUDS IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (nw6Hr)

175
"We go back to Albany, bouncy-bouncy!"

- - Same Book

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (pS94+)

176 "My neeeples are borshting with excitement!"

- - Hungarian-English Phraasebook

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM

Can't help you right now. My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (dkvcO)

177 Makes two of us. Hope all is well.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (KnJdm)

Hey flounder! MIL passed away Monday night so we're in Arizona.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (FIYRT)

178 173
Can someone check with Sandra lee?

Posted by: FromTheOldDays

I love her pound cake!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (W2taJ)

I pound her love cake.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (KnJdm)

179 mafia-like authority,

"You ever call Tony Soprano, or try to see him again, or go anywhere near him or his family, the last face you see won't be his. It will be mine. And it will not be romantic. They'll be scraping your nipples off this fine Corinthian leather."

The chick who wrote that reminds me of the chick who inspired that scene.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (KxVoZ)

180 >>>When the moob hits your eyes
with its sex-slavery ties
That's a Cuomo.

haha

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (PbpT7)

181 He's been so busy trying to protect NY from corona, that he didn't notice his moobs caught the measles.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (oh+79)

182 173 Can someone check with Sandra lee?
Posted by: FromTheOldDays

I love her pound cake!
Posted by: rickb223

Van Halen lead with that song on For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (FZYNt)

183 this kind of crap is enough to make anyone start believing in Comet Pizza.

-

The media told me that the people involved assured me that was a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (/iwrG)

184 http://___.auctiva.com/___data/1/1/5/7/3/4/6/web___/492703067_tp.jpg

Because Zappa is better.

Posted by: Bama Bubba at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (mAxkE)

185 I'm so fucking sick of mentally sick weirdo Leftists.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (H8QX8)

186 So liberal women are fantasizing about people on tv because liberal men don't actually do it for them and/or they can't keep a man at all, yes?

Because I know I prefer a real woman who interests and entertains me. I imagine the women here want something similar from men.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (T8HPM)

187 177
Makes two of us. Hope all is well.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (KnJdm)

Hey flounder! MIL passed away Monday night so we're in Arizona.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (FIYRT)

I am so sorry. Out thoughts are with you. Be well and take care.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (KnJdm)

188

I love her pound cake!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (W2taJ)

You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/I-87vYrB848

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

189 "velveteen gravity blanket"

Obscure Seventies punk band reference?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (puu6v)

190 Bam! Get those margins cigarettes!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (W2taJ)

191 The NR thing was Kim Timpf saying that Mike Lindell's "dorkiness" shouldn't overshadow the good thing he was doing, and someone replying "Yeah, because National Review's audience is known for their non-dorky status."

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (PbpT7)

192 He was on his way to an affair at Frankenfurter's place.

Posted by: klaftern at April 01, 2020 03:36 PM (RuIsu)

193 gagging the cat

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 03:36 PM (JFO2v)

194 Van Halen lead with that song on For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (FZYNt)

See 188.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

195 I'm ready for the future!

Posted by: Andrew "Robonipples" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:36 PM (o2vOl)

196 I'm so fucking sick of mentally sick weirdo Leftists.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

---

Isn't that pretty much all of them?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 03:36 PM (Y4EXg)

197
Tim Pool is a shithead.

Ace, no more Tim Pool, please.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:36 PM (AJXx4)

198 What else is pierced?

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 03:36 PM (l3+k2)

199 I don't have to tell you that there IS a code for that.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q83.3
Supernumerary nipple

Posted by: Muldoon at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (m45I2)

200 Come for the witty laughs and smart military history, stay for the bad puns and bewbs, leave for the panicked commenters and Cuomo nipple piercings.

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (9WPL0)

201 Tim Pool is a shithead.

Ace, no more Tim Pool, please.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:36 PM (AJXx4)

What'd he do?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (KnJdm)

202 163 Can someone check with Sandra lee?
_____________

We would, but Cuomo's still got her tied up in a trunk in his basement.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (k4dH2)

203 Has Cuomo's name come up in the NXIVM trials yet?

He's probably some sissy's bitch. Check for brandings.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (XF4b8)

204 Posted by: Muad'dib at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (sjdRT)

LOL; I might possibly have swooned over the "Who's Dis ?" in an earlier picture but I still wouldn't like the idea of nipple rings. Seems gay. Maybe it's not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (WI7YS)

205 That picture and the pathetic purple prose about Cuomo is by far worse than the actual virus.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (tRd71)

206 Up next the conservative case for nipple piercings being totally presidential.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

207

Bean Status: Flicked

Thanks to Lizzy.

Our Lizzy? No.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (KnJdm)

208 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:36 PM (AJXx4)

What he do?

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (f3HkW)

209 >>>197
Tim Pool is a shithead.

Ace, no more Tim Pool, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer,

why?

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 03:38 PM (PbpT7)

210 New York media is written by neurotic women for neurotic women. This cannot be denied. The question remaining is were these women neurotic before they got to NYC and that is why they went there, or did NYC make them neurotic?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 03:38 PM (L5Ypf)

211 Bama Bubba at April 01, 2020 03:35 PM (mAxkE)

Ha ha ha. Fail.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2020 03:38 PM (9t0Zz)

212 Maybe he's wearing clip-ons.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 03:38 PM (D2IX6)

213 That woman definitely needs something else to "wash over her imprisoned body" to get her away from political eroticism...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 03:38 PM (Q8c/L)

214 Tim Pool is a shithead.

Ace, no more Tim Pool, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:36 PM (AJXx4)
**************
What did Tim Pool say?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (wiXsO)

215 Come for the witty laughs and smart military history, stay for the bad puns and bewbs, leave for the panicked commenters and Cuomo nipple piercings.

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 03:37 PM (9WPL0)
---
Pun-whiners will be punished all the more.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (Eicbe)

216 >>Our Lizzy? No

For the link - not the horrid Cuomo fanfic!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (bDqIh)

217 The question remaining is were these women neurotic before they got to NYC and that is why they went there, or did NYC make them neurotic?
Posted by: Mikey NTH

---

YES!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (Y4EXg)

218 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (l3+k2)

219 Alternatively:

ICD-10-PCS Procedure Code 8E0HXY9
Piercing of Integumentary System and Breast

Or perhaps an old war injury:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Y36.45
War operations involving combat using blunt or piercing object

Posted by: Muldoon at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (m45I2)

220 Yeah. Lonely chicks who don't have a man to protect or dominate them get turned on by government taking that role.

This is how we got were we are.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (BJKQV)

221

What'd he do?

Posted by: flounder

Tim Pool used a Daily Mail (UK) fake news headline and ran with it as fact.

Also, Tim Pool, like the rest of Fake News, has been repeating "the president 'downplayed' this" lie for weeks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (AJXx4)

222 >>>212 Maybe he's wearing clip-ons.

A true gentleman would never be caught dead with clip-ons!

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (PbpT7)

223 I'm calling this "a bottom of the barrel" post. I think the Chinese are influencing Ace to post this stuff.

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (BbmsL)

224 Liberal woman make me want to vomit.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (wiXsO)

225 Is Kim Timpf Kat's sister?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (KxVoZ)

226
216 >>Our Lizzy? No

For the link - not the horrid Cuomo fanfic!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (bDqIh

So you're not Cuomo-curious?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (JFe9H)

227 217 The question remaining is were these women neurotic before they got to NYC and that is why they went there, or did NYC make them neurotic?
Posted by: Mikey NTH
=========

"I can't wait to get to The City and live like Carrie from Sex in the City! But I think I'm more of a Samantha..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (UWqZJ)

228 You should see the chins that came in the set. They attach to my nipples and the cock ring.

Posted by: Randy Andy at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (2cuLk)

229 Pierce Brosnan >> Andrew Cuomo

Posted by: Muldoon at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (m45I2)

230 >>>197
Tim Pool is a shithead.

Ace, no more Tim Pool, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer,

explain

Posted by: Seven of Nine at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (nFwvY)

231

Not just nipples my dear boy...

Posted by: 'Prince Albert' AC at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (d6DSt)

232 I'm calling this "a bottom of the barrel" post. I think the Chinese are influencing Ace to post this stuff.
Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (BbmsL)
+++++++++++++
I dunno. Ace let this one lie for a bit - it didn't become newsworthy until the lefty bodice-rippers started showing up...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 03:41 PM (Q8c/L)

233 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2020 03:41 PM (wiXsO)

234

For the entire month of March, Fake News was all about two Narratives:

1. Why did it take so long for the president to act.
2. The president is 'downplaying' the chinese flu.

Neither is true, but The Narrative won out and these two lies have become fact.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:41 PM (AJXx4)

235 *looks at thread topic in horror*

*goes back to William S. Burroughs novel*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 03:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

236
5-year-old neighbor girl came by to warn me that my cat can get COVID-19. I said not to worry- pets can't get it, and here's why.

She said "But the newsman said that pets could get it."

I said "Well the newsman is wrong."

She thinks for a few seconds and replies "Yeah - he's ALWAYS wrong!"

5 year olds see through the media now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 03:41 PM (II2Y0)

237 223 I'm calling this "a bottom of the barrel" post. I think the Chinese are influencing Ace to post this stuff.
______________

Well since the ChiComs have bought up the rest of the MSM, why shouldn't ace get in on the action?

A man's gotta eat. Okay, a normal man has to eat. Maybe not ace.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (k4dH2)

238 He's on the verge of developing moobs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (ptqGC)

239 Governor Cuomo do you have Prince Albert in the can?

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (UNyae)

240 233 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2020 03:41 PM (wiXsO)

Who's going to show him how to dial a phone?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (1dJNh)

241 TAKE AWAY HIS ARMED BODYGUARDS AND LETS SEE HOW HE CAN GET AROUND WITHOUT HIS GOON SQUAD TO PROTECT HIM

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (FLiOE)

242 232 I'm calling this "a bottom of the barrel" post. I think the Chinese are influencing Ace to post this stuff.
Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2020 03:39 PM (BbmsL)
+++++++++++++
I dunno. Ace let this one lie for a bit - it didn't become newsworthy until the lefty bodice-rippers started showing up...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Ace is no more Chinese than chicken chow mein

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (FZYNt)

243 235 *looks at thread topic in horror*

*goes back to William S. Burroughs novel*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 03:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

=========

The typewriter is talking to you and secreting something that does weird things to your sense of perception.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (UWqZJ)

244 230 >>>197
Tim Pool is a shithead.

Ace, no more Tim Pool, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer,

explain
Posted by: Seven of Nine at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (nFwvY)

_________________________________

Don't know what Soothsayer used as a catalyst, but I can't take anyone seriously who gives Bernie Sanders the least bit of credibility...and make no mistake, Pool was, and likely still is a Bernie Bro.

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (BbmsL)

245 Nipple push ups are the most macho.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (4HHmO)

246 >>The question remaining is were these women neurotic before they got to NYC and that is why they went there, or did NYC make them neurotic?

I blame Carrie Bradshaw (Sex in the City lead character). Seems like almost every young female writer in the past decade or so thinks we want to read self-indulgent analysis of her sex life.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

247 I wonder how being stuck in a NYC apartment the size of a walk-in closet with five cats will affect the remaining sanity of the average neurotic woman who writes for, and reads, New York media?

Right now they are making up bodice rippers about the governor; will they, in another week, try to seduce the grocery delivery boy?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 03:43 PM (L5Ypf)

248 Pierced nips are ugly enough on women, whose nips guys normally want to look at. On men, though? Eeeeee-ew!

Good place to connect the cables from the field telephone magneto, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 03:43 PM (miJU3)

249 Like a velveteen gravity blanket for my soul, the second I see this
man's perfectly weathered face and tousled curls, the moment his
Pacino-like accent fills my living room with its mafia-like authority,
my blood pressure drops, my breasts seem to perk up on their own, and a
tingly feeling of optimism washes over my imprisoned body as I think to
myself. . . I think we're gonna be having lasagna.

fixed it for no one ever

Posted by: mallfly of the Lamamoors at April 01, 2020 03:43 PM (4a9Vv)

250

Ace is Chinee?

Ah.

So.

Posted by: 'Prince Albert' AC at April 01, 2020 03:43 PM (d6DSt)

251 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2020 03:41 PM (wiXsO)

That popped up on my phone. I immediately ran in the house from errands to see if it was being laughed about here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

252 >>Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.
Posted by: redridinghood

Give him a Fisher Price phone and tell him to give Trump a call. Keep the senile old fuck busy for a week.

Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2020 03:44 PM (2cuLk)

253 174

CUA IVE GOT STUDS IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (nw6Hr)

___________

That's that hit song from Urban Cowboy, right?

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 03:44 PM (9WPL0)

254 Pasties.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:19 PM (UWqZJ)

He stole Greta Thunberg's only training bra!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 03:44 PM (miJU3)

255 Udder silliness.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 01, 2020 03:44 PM (Vy7tf)

256 What should really gross you out is the fact that someone is playing with those things during sex with him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:44 PM (JFe9H)

257 On this day in 1865, Federal Fifth Corps defeated elements of the Army of Northern Virginia at Five Forks, to the south the Petersburg lines. On hearing of this, Ulysses Grant ordered his armies to assault the entirety of the siege lines on the following morning.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 01, 2020 03:44 PM (g8Yc+)

258 Nipple push ups are the most macho.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (4HHmO)
---
Que es mas macho?

Posted by: Mexican Quiz Show Host at April 01, 2020 03:44 PM (Eicbe)

259 Robert Redford is weathered.

This guy's just pudgy and wrinkled.

Like a hairless shar-pei.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at April 01, 2020 03:44 PM (xmKbk)

260 Bill Kristol is such an ass.

https://tinyurl.com/tbb3lns

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2020 03:44 PM (wiXsO)

261 Smart Military Blog.

Because, sadly, politician's nipples won't cover themselves.

Posted by: JebPilled at April 01, 2020 03:45 PM (QUqEV)

262 I wonder if he got those before or after he and "chef" Sandra Lee split?

Maybe the pierced nips were a bridge too far for Sandy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

263 For the entire month of March, Fake News was all about two Narratives:

1. Why did it take so long for the president to act.

2. The president is 'downplaying' the chinese flu.

Neither is true, but The Narrative won out and these two lies have become fact.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:41 PM (AJXx4)
Thats okay. For 99% of people, the lasting pain of this will be economic, and will probably be remembered as an overreaction.

Posted by: Corn Fed at April 01, 2020 03:45 PM (EA1BR)

264 I can't tell if they're pierced, but that's an impressive set of bitch-tits he has there.

Posted by: Pastafarian at April 01, 2020 03:45 PM (VzVA+)

265 233 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.
_______________

Makes sense that a U.S. president dealing with an unprecedented crisis should want to get advice on how to handle it from a senile dementia patient.

Next up, Trump consults his Magic 8-ball!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 03:45 PM (k4dH2)

266
You know that dyke "Dr" Karolyn Bezenko broad on youtube who said she was red pilled and now is a Trump supporter?

Even she has more balls and more sense than Tim Pool.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:45 PM (AJXx4)

267 Cuomo is the bestest and don't ask a single question about why New York State was totally unprepared for this crisis

Posted by: trump at April 01, 2020 03:46 PM (GSJcT)

268 All I know is this Wuhan Lou character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his Media buddies are flying around on wifi cutting everyone to racist shreds, while he just stands there... waiting for me to drive a My Pillow truck straight through him... with light coming out of his mouth?!!

Posted by: Jack Burton at April 01, 2020 03:46 PM (CRQ66)

269 He's joined a cult.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (E+OcO)

Getting the sexium from Nexium. Goes with the territory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 03:46 PM (miJU3)

270 What should really gross you out is the fact that someone is playing with those things during sex with him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:44 PM (JFe9H)

That's why the good Lord gave him two hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

271 Maybe the pierced nips were a bridge too far for Sandy?

Got caught on her sphincter rings too often...

Posted by: 'Prince Albert' AC at April 01, 2020 03:46 PM (d6DSt)

272 It could just be that Andy is just into that whole sun dance native american pierced hanging ritual.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 03:46 PM (l6b3d)

273 Tits are cool.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:46 PM (Eicbe)

274 Eww
I have been thinking about who Trumps friend could be that he said is in a coma. I have not seen Rudy lately. I hope he is ok.

Posted by: Madeline at April 01, 2020 03:46 PM (J1xuv)

275 Pierced and wearing shields to boot.

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (dVp8a)

276 So the Left is writing bodice-rippers about Cuomo? Did I hear that right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (II2Y0)

277 Looks to me like he just has smaller cold bumps around the main event. No big deal. Even if he was pierced it wouldn't be a big deal.
Doesn't mean he's into kink. This is just silly.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (myjNJ)

278 Bernie Sanders is jealous that he didnt write that.

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

279 Democratic Presidential Candidate "Nip Rings" Cuomo, the Elder Fredo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

280 Man boobs, enough said...

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (eQh3B)

281 Please queue at the ham window.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (cFb7C)

282 Women are fantasizing about that?

I don't want to see these women.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (BR1Jv)

283 242 232 I'm calling this "a bottom of the barrel" post.

You have obviously never seen the inside of the barrel, much less what inhabits the bottom.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (Vy7tf)

284 Cuomo reminds one of Brezhnev...

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (IB++I)

285 Ace I think your bias has been showing lately. And it incredibly sad and disappointing. You need to be better and commit equal time to things.

I mean you did an entire post ripping on the idiocy of Marvel and Disney with their New Warriors stupidity. But come on. Where is the love for DC. They have their own bullshit. And they're not just content to create new idiocy, no. They want to butcher at the source. Gotham High! Bruce Wayne as a teenager crazy rich Asian kid!

https://youtu.be/GYG8MXVaOfw

For shame ace. For shame.

Posted by: Supply and Demand at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (G2zl5)

286 Baggy-faced, ugly 60-something creepy pol into body mod. Yeah, I'm suspecting there's serious deviant shit in Cuomo's closet.

And leftist hags getting wet over the idea of Government Daddy making all their lunatic fears go away. Fucking demented loons.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (oVJmc)

287 Women fantasize even about Bigfoot and velociraptors so....

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (KNsKs)

288 Crap forgot to turn off the sock again.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (G2zl5)

289 231

Not just nipples my dear boy...

Posted by: 'Prince Albert' AC at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (d6DSt)

So, he's in the can.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (D2IX6)

290 I always thought Coumo looked like Moe from the Simpsons-

Posted by: pahound at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (TaGek)

291 Women often fantasize about being roughly raped by 2-3 Cuomos.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (BR1Jv)

292 If you had told me two months ago that we'd be discussing this chump's nips, I'd of called total BS!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (axyOa)

293 have been thinking about who Trumps friend could be that he said is in a coma. I have not seen Rudy lately. I hope he is ok.
Posted by: Madeline at Ap

Oh geez. I hadnt thought of that. Prayers for whoever it is.

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

294 Maybe he went through some sort of initiation ritual like in "A Man Called Horse".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

295
So the Left is writing bodice-rippers about Cuomo? Did I hear that right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (II2Y0)

Don't you remember how crazy liberal wymyn were writing about their erotic dreams about The Won?

Prog women = bat flu shit crazy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (ptqGC)

296 So the Left is writing bodice-rippers about Cuomo? Did I hear that right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (II2Y0)
++++++++++++
Yup. Apparently lefty women are *really* desperate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (Q8c/L)

297 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.

Posted by: redridinghood

_________

Obama's been breathlessly waiting for Trump to recall him from Dick's bed on Branson Island.

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (9WPL0)

298 He's the one married to Mz. Kwanzaa Cake.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

299 its either a bar with round balls on the ends or he has 3 nipples.

If the Inquisition were still around, he'd be charged with witchcraft for having three nipples. It was thought that the third nipple was the spot from which the witch's familiar (an animal companion) drank the witch's blood.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (pPNCa)

300 Now, now, lets all calm down.

Posted by: Andy's Tits at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (l3+k2)

301 5-year-old neighbor girl came by to warn me that my cat can get COVID-19. I said not to worry- pets can't get it, and here's why.

She said "But the newsman said that pets could get it."

I said "Well the newsman is wrong."

She thinks for a few seconds and replies "Yeah - he's ALWAYS wrong!"

Not when he sings his theme song.

Posted by: RADAR LOVE at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (l8gTz)

302 Posted by: Supply and Demand at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (G2zl5)

I thought the Telltale version of Batman was pretty bad but holy fuck. This is awful too.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (f3HkW)

303

I'm not a Freak!

Banging Chia Pets is NOT Beastiality...

Posted by: 'Prince Albert' AC at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (d6DSt)

304 292 If you had told me two months ago that we'd be discussing this chump's nips, I'd of called total BS!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (axyOa)

===========

In two months from now, because of the national emergency arising out of Venice Beach, we will all be discussing Nancy Pelosi's menopause.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (UWqZJ)

305 I wonder if he got those before or after he and "chef" Sandra Lee split?

Maybe the pierced nips were a bridge too far for Sandy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

I was wondering what Dr. Pimple Popper had to do with Cuomo's fetishes. Didn't know about the GF or her name.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (8HBLI)

306 Nipple push ups are the most macho.
======

500 of them. Every morning!

Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 03:49 PM (vg8iE)

307
A man's gotta eat. Okay, a normal man has to eat. Maybe not ace.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 03:42 PM (k4dH2)

Shelves-R-Us doesn't extend credit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (EGyGV)

308 I do not get dinosaur erotica. Why would any woman want to have sex with a dinosaur?

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (UNyae)

309 I don't want Trump to react to this virus because one of his New York friends is in a coma. So what?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (jUVms)

310 Dr. Flexi Jerkoff says they're Amora's Power Pasties.

Posted by: Abzod at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (tf9Ne)

311 Maybe he has more than 2 nipples. It happens. Some times people are born with extry.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (+0AKE)

312 OK, I read the Peter Beinhart column in The Atlantic. Those who mentioned it were right. Beinhart should be tried for treason and The Atlantic shuttered for subversion. This cannot stand.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (puu6v)

313 Cuomo reminds one of Brezhnev...
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (IB++I)
---
Only less dead.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:51 PM (Eicbe)

314 308 I do not get dinosaur erotica. Why would any woman want to have sex with a dinosaur?
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (UNyae)
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Like Chixulub, baby!

Posted by: All Hail T-Rex at April 01, 2020 03:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

315 Andrew comes topless to the next coronavirus presser.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

316 294 Maybe he went through some sort of initiation ritual like in "A Man Called Horse".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

this seems the most likely explanation

Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 03:51 PM (nFwvY)

317 I really pray with all my heart, Trump takes Biden's call offering him advice, and records it. To prove he loves us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

318 "1. Why did it take so long for the president to act.

2. The president is 'downplaying' the chinese flu.

Neither is true, but The Narrative won out and these two lies have become fact."

I'm not sure that's the case. But if it is, it's our own fault. We still haven't learned how to fight the Left, which is sad. It's not that hard, but you must go on offense.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 03:51 PM (H8QX8)

319
Oh?

In one sentence, what's the thrust of fake news beinart's piece in Atlantic?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (AJXx4)

320 >>Maybe he has more than 2 nipples. It happens. Some times people are born with extry.

I saw Vestigial Nipples for L7 at the Paladium in NYC back in 96!

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (BR1Jv)

321 297 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.

Posted by: redridinghood

But:
he can't find the number
he can't find the phone
he forgot who Trump is

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (D2IX6)

322 233 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2020 03:41 PM
---------------------------
What's stopping him. Should good Donald a good laugh.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (Dhht7)

323 Bruce Wayne as a teenager crazy rich Asian kid!

Wuhan Bat Man!

Hey mr wuhan bat man
Play a song for me
I aint sleepy
And there sure as hell aint no place I'm going to.

Posted by: getting the banned back into the wet market of dreams at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (Edfwc)

324 Wonder what our worthless FBI has on Nips Cuomo?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

325 308 I do not get dinosaur erotica. Why would any woman want to have sex with a dinosaur?
_______________

Because they have really big tongues?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (k4dH2)

326 "319
Oh?

In one sentence, what's the thrust of fake news beinart's piece in Atlantic?"

China is awesome and we need to accept it as our overlord.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (puu6v)

327

They are NOT pierced.

It's Molluscum contagiosum...

I'm getting better!

Shoulda seen by bung hole...

Posted by: 'Prince Albert' AC at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (d6DSt)

328 But:
he can't find the number
he can't find the phone
he forgot who Trump is
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM

He got high.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (dkvcO)

329
317 I really pray with all my heart, Trump takes Biden's call offering him advice, and records it. To prove he loves us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

How can you possibly hear my inner monologue??

Seriously. This.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:53 PM (JFe9H)

330 My gut is telling me that Comet Atlas will make a swing around the sun and pass us again.

More like Comet AssHoe

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:53 PM (a5D9R)

331 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.

Whatever the next thing is after pathetic, we're there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2020 03:53 PM (XrCyE)

332 293 have been thinking about who Trumps friend could be that he said is in a coma. I have not seen Rudy lately. I hope he is ok.
Posted by: Madeline at Ap

Oh geez. I hadnt thought of that. Prayers for whoever it is.
Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 03:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

Doubt it's Rudy; the first time President Trump mentioned it, he said that his friend was severely overweight and that being overweight is considered an underlying condition which makes the wuhan flu worse.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 01, 2020 03:53 PM (8/7u2)

333 306
Nipple push ups are the most macho.

Pffffft. Mine press 350 every morning.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2020 03:53 PM (T6t7i)

334 This cannot stand.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (puu6v)

But it will. Because our side are wimps.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 03:53 PM (H8QX8)

335 Second look at Nude on an Ottoman picture?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 03:53 PM (WEBkv)

336 Cuomo claims to be Roman Catholic, is divorced, supports gay marriage and abortion.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 03:53 PM (oVJmc)

337 >>I do not get dinosaur erotica. Why would any woman want to have sex with a dinosaur?

Tiny Arm Fetish?

I don't know and I don't care.

Posted by: T Rex at April 01, 2020 03:53 PM (BR1Jv)

338 308 I do not get dinosaur erotica. Why would any woman want to have sex with a dinosaur?
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (UNyae)

Did you see the size of his feet?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 01, 2020 03:54 PM (Vy7tf)

339 The man is fugly. Not attractive at all.

Posted by: Tuna at April 01, 2020 03:54 PM (gLRfa)

340 I wonder if Fredo the Lesser has any interesting piercings?

No, actually, I don't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:54 PM (ptqGC)

341 >>Don't you remember how crazy liberal wymyn were writing about their erotic dreams about The Won?

Prog women = bat flu shit crazy

Or the one who said she would give BJ Clinton a BJ for protecting abortion? They have this need to sexualize politicians. It is creepy AF.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:54 PM (bDqIh)

342

CHINA IS ASSHOLE

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:54 PM (AJXx4)

343 oh come on, Chris Matthews totally wrote that slash-fic

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 01, 2020 03:54 PM (uS2EJ)

344
Only less dead.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:51 PM (Eicbe)

-------

Bernie resembles Brezhnev in his politics. Biden resembles Brezhnev in the "perambulatory-corpse politician who the media pretend is as strong as a bull, despite all evidence to the contrary" way.

I can't wait for him to start doing pressers with the Haitian voodoo man who raised him from the cold embrace of the grave uttering guttural commands into his ear.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 03:54 PM (II2Y0)

345 Biden wants to call Trump but he can't find the tv remote...

Posted by: pahound at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (TaGek)

346 he said that his friend was severely overweight and that being overweight is considered an underlying condition which makes the wuhan flu worse.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma

George Conway?

Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (nFwvY)

347 Extra nips were the origin of the phrase "Witch's Tit" I think.

Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (CTv2h)

348 Hi Fenelon - can we talk?

Posted by: Andrew "Got nipple?" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (o2vOl)

349 Left nip has a ring for pulling. Of course, he can dispel this in a second and a half, but that ain't gonna happen.

I'm sure it's so the children can pull themselves up easier.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (8B6Ng)

350 OK, I read the Peter Beinhart column in The Atlantic. Those who mentioned it were right. Beinhart should be tried for treason and The Atlantic shuttered for subversion. This cannot stand.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (puu6v)
+++++++++++++++
Which column?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (Q8c/L)

351 But:
he can't find the number
he can't find the phone
he forgot who Trump is
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM

He got high.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 03:52 PM (dkvcO)
---
Actually, I had to fight my way through the White Dragon Triangle gang.

Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (Eicbe)

352 Slash fic is M/M. That is just plain old boring bodice ripper *nosewrinkle* het *nosewrinkle* fic.

My God. I have so much to do and so little time to do it in and, well, I have anti-motivation. *spins in chair*

(For those that don't know, Current Firm is ded of teh coronas and Boss is retiring so our last day in the office is 4.15. At least with the UI increase, I'm looking at getting pretty much all my current pay. For four months. About time I get mine.)

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

353 I do not get dinosaur erotica. Why would any woman want to have sex with a dinosaur?

Why do they marry convicted killers?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (oVJmc)

354 I wonder if Fredo the Lesser has any interesting piercings?

No, actually, I don't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 03:54 PM (ptqGC)
-------------

I think you meant "digusting" rather than "interesting."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (WEBkv)

355 Why would any woman want to have sex with a dinosaur?

Well, there is the plesiosaur (please-ah you saur).

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (T6t7i)

356 >> Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.

Translation: Biden's already tried to call Trump and didn't get through.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (bDqIh)

357 I'm not concerned about Andrew Cuomo's nipple piercing; I'm much more concerned about the NXIVM tattoo on his left asscheek.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (lY4np)

358 Mebbe he has prehensile nipples, and hes doing his dumbbell curls while he plots.

Posted by: Heavy Combat Droid at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (CRQ66)

359 Which column?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM

The 5th one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (dkvcO)

360 One word: Nipple warts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (HAr7n)

361 233 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.
_______________

Trump should have a representative give feedback from the nursing home high risk pool.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (ABjxW)

362 Beinart's an idiot. A perfectly representative Beltway idiot of the recent variety. Intellectual level just above Ben Rhodes.

Meanwhile, friend sends along what appears to be an actual tweet by the affirmative action non-entity former president. Thought he'd been hiding. Pathetic, predictable nonsense about non-existent "delay" in pandemic response and linking that to "denial" of climate non-science.

A country dumbed down beyond recognition (that such nonsense could be seen by more than 10% as anything more than MUMR-esque idiocy).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (El6T/)

363 The pins fasten the skin-suit to the reptile beneath.

Posted by: klaftern at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (RuIsu)

364 I bet he has a tramp stamp and wears a thong.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (CCNCh)

365 Since we're past 100 posts...

...I'll throw this out here. "I Found The Source of the Coronavirus"

https://youtu.be/bpQFCcSI0pU

I'd say this passes the Occam's Razor Test. Amazing how a motorcycle vlogger can out-report all the 'journalists' out there.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (W+kMI)

366 >>I do not get dinosaur erotica. Why would any woman want to have sex with a dinosaur?

They had prehensile glans.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (BR1Jv)

367 On this date, April 1, 1945 my father was one of 180,000 US Army soldiers and Marines who made amphibious landings for the invasion of Okinawa. There were 49,000 US casualties with over 12,000 killed, including US General Buckner (who, granted, was an idiot). One out of every 15 men were killed. Of those who were not killed, two out of nine were wounded. We, their children and grandchildren, are shitting our pants and hiding in our rooms because of a < 1% chance of dying from a virus. Just some facts for perspective and such. I don't know if any of those men had pierced nipples, but I'm gonna guess probably not.

Posted by: WTP at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (WQfDg)

368 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.

Whatever the next thing is after pathetic, we're there.

Let's hope Jo-Jo doesn't pull off his shirt during the call to show off his new nipple rings.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (pPNCa)

369 Glad it's not just me who's had it with Tim Pool lately. Because I thought it was just me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (KxVoZ)

370 In my opinion a 60 year old man with pierced tits is diddling kids.

Professional musicians/Rock stars are exempt from the above.

Posted by: nip at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (Izot6)

371
"Donald Trump, don't trust China. China is asshole."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy_ITQy9OpU

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (AJXx4)

372 I'm not looking more closely at that pic. Barf.

Old-time commenters may remember W!ckedpinto, the "bitch breaker". I actually met him at a meet up a looooong time ago. We were all talking online a few days later, and he mentioned a piercing in his personal region and insinuated that he would have shown it to us had he thought of it. I commented, "You know, I actually would have looked." His response was, and I quote, "CURSE YOU GOD!!!!"

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (rWZ8Y)

373 368 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.

Whatever the next thing is after pathetic, we're there.

Let's hope Jo-Jo doesn't pull off his shirt during the call to show off his new nipple rings.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (pPNCa)

==========

But the polls show Biden running away with the race!

Believe all the polls seven months out from an election!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (UWqZJ)

374 P.S. -- China's got some SERIOUS explaining to do about this...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (W+kMI)

375 313 Cuomo reminds one of Brezhnev...
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 03:47 PM (IB++I)
---
Only less dead.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:51 PM (Eicbe)

Add some time and that will resolve itself

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (IB++I)

376 Oh Lizzy. My my. I thought we knew you.

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (/669Q)

377 It puts the piercings in its nipples...

Posted by: Jame Gumb at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (l3+k2)

378 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.

Probably has some unguent or poultice that will draw out the evil humours.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

379 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM

Could be worse. I have work to do and I'm standing in a long line to get a qtip shoved up my nose. Too Wong Flu...thanks for nothing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (dkvcO)

380 I don't know if any of those men had pierced nipples, but I'm gonna guess probably not.

Many of the sailors in Flotilla 69 however did...

Posted by: 'Prince Albert' AC at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (d6DSt)

381 Cuomo Does New York Last.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (4HHmO)

382 352 Slash fic is M/M. That is just plain old boring bodice ripper *nosewrinkle* het *nosewrinkle* fic.

My God. I have so much to do and so little time to do it in and, well, I have anti-motivation. *spins in chair*

(For those that don't know, Current Firm is ded of teh coronas and Boss is retiring so our last day in the office is 4.15. At least with the UI increase, I'm looking at getting pretty much all my current pay. For four months. About time I get mine.)

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

Sorry about your job. But I guess that means a few things. More time to play video games. No more squirrels taunting you. And the horror of when you find a new job and need to train them all over again and look at you strangely as you bring in the step stool.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (G2zl5)

383 he said that his friend was severely overweight and that being overweight is considered an underlying condition which makes the wuhan flu worse.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma

George Conway?
Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (nFwvY)

I'd totally buy that. Your heart is already doing extra duty. Chances for high blood pressure are pretty good as well. The Daily Mail had some scare headline a few days back about a 60 year old mum in "perfect health" dying after attending her mother's funeral, and the rest of the family was ill too.

Beneath the fold were photos of a 300lb morbidly obese woman with equally plump family members. Yeah, she had rosy cheeks.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (8B6Ng)

384 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

You're now avail s to make the top ten number of posts commenter. Ya got that going for you.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (CCNCh)

385 Professional musicians/Rock stars are exempt from the above.

Posted by: nip at April 01, 2020 03:57 PM (Izot6)

Probably not, though

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (IB++I)

386 back when CPL Avenatti was the leftist's savior, I remember scrolling through some comments somewhere and a commenter relating that his wife referred to him as "Heavenetti"

let that sink in. the soy boy not only didn't see anything wrong with that, but was comfortable enough in his soyness to post that in a comment section.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 01, 2020 03:59 PM (uS2EJ)

387 I'll bet that shirt hits the rag pile.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at April 01, 2020 03:59 PM (0tmoY)

388 >>Oh Lizzy. My my. I thought we knew you.

I provided the link -- just the link!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:59 PM (bDqIh)

389 388 >>Oh Lizzy. My my. I thought we knew you.

I provided the link -- just the link!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 03:59 PM (bDqIh)

=========

We all know you enjoyed it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 04:00 PM (UWqZJ)

390 Joe Biden "There are 3 important things we have to do.
1. More testing.
2. Any confirmed cases, we have to find out who they talked to...uh came in contact with.
3. Next question.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 04:00 PM (dNzKv)

391 A country dumbed down beyond recognition (that such nonsense could be seen by more than 10% as anything more than MUMR-esque idiocy).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (El6T/)
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A country tuned to a media that still held to Jussie Smollet's story as it fell apart and became patently absurd.

If I remember correctly, Dave Chappelle's Netflix special remained "controversial" for days, even after Chappelle made it obvious to everybody how absurd Smollett's story was.

The media really has to have their face rubbed in spreading and crediting the Smollett absurdity.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 04:00 PM (Eicbe)

392 Free the nipples!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 04:00 PM (JFe9H)

393 It's interesting the way both sides play up a candidate's "sexiness" (remember that with Paul Ryan?)
I've always felt it is patronizing to women, but who knows, maybe it works.

Posted by: artemis at April 01, 2020 04:00 PM (AwPyG)

394 Hey everybody.

Fredo's nipple piercings are questionable.
The permanent lipstick OTOH-- no doubt.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 04:00 PM (L2ZTs)

395
"In New Low for Public Decency, Trump Fat Shames COVID-19 Patient on National Television"

-----The Dispatch, Tomorrow Morning

Posted by: I Stole the Keys to Ace's Time Machine at April 01, 2020 04:00 PM (II2Y0)

396 This one I cannot get at all.
At all.

I could at least imagine why some women would swoon over Clinton --- his accent, his reasonably good looks, the slickness that might pass for charm among the naive.
I could even see the Obama thing. Again, he's reasonably handsome, especially for those who like a more metrosexual vibe. He seems cool, smooth.
His voice has a beautiful baritone timbre.

But this guy. Yikes. I can't grasp it.
I got nothing. Nada. Zip. Rien. Zero.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 04:01 PM (M/9m0)

397 Lizzy is Cuomo-Curious

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 04:01 PM (JFe9H)

398 357 I'm not concerned about Andrew Cuomo's nipple piercing; I'm much more concerned about the NXIVM tattoo on his left asscheek.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 01, 2020 03:56 PM (lY4np)

The will set him apart from other great thinkers of the left.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 04:01 PM (D2IX6)

399 Biden considering MI gov as Veep, and that is not at all pandering.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 04:01 PM (dNzKv)

400 There is just nothing attractive about that man.

I'm a dude, sure, but even I know when a dude is fugly....and that dude has eaten his share from the fugly fruit tree.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

401 Speaking of aberrations, Penny Dreadful: City of Angels is coming in April.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 04:01 PM (zr5Kq)

402 I got nothing. Nada. Zip. Rien. Zero.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 04:01 PM (M/9m0)

I'll say this, my conclusion from my life experience is that womens' taste doesn't follow a discernible pattern. If anything, if you wanted to believe the world was absurd and chaotic, womens' taste in men could serve as confirmation.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 04:02 PM (IB++I)

403 Old single women living in NYC are the saddest creatures on earth.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 01, 2020 04:02 PM (RA3PP)

404 Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?

I go, oh RIGHT...

Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY

Yeah right, HURT ME. HURT ME...

I'm sure! NO WAY'

He was like freaking me out...

He called me a BEASTIE...

That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED

He goes like BAG YOUR FACE'

I'm sure!

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2020 04:02 PM (3aI0K)

405 It's interesting the way both sides play up a candidate's "sexiness" (remember that with Paul Ryan?)
I've always felt it is patronizing to women, but who knows, maybe it works.
Posted by: artemis at April 01, 2020 04:00 PM (AwPyG)
-------------

I think my mom, or some other gal I know, mentioned that she knows more than a few women who think Gavin Newsom is "dreamy" and voted for him on that basis.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 04:02 PM (WEBkv)

406 >>Lizzy is Cuomo-Curious

Don't let them get to you Lizzy.

Lots of women like Italian Sausage.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 04:02 PM (PwZna)

407
Joe Biden "There are 3 important things we have to do.

1. More testing.

2. Any confirmed cases, we have to find out who they talked to...uh came in contact with.

3. Next question.

**throws flag**
You failed to begin with "the fact is".

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2020 04:02 PM (T6t7i)

408 378 Biden wants to call Trump to give him advice on COVID-19.
Probably has some unguent or poultice that will draw out the evil humours.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

I bet he still has one of those plastic fire extinguisher bottles of Unguentine he used for those sunburns he got working at the swimming pool.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2020 04:02 PM (ABjxW)

409 (For those that don't know, Current Firm is ded of teh coronas and Boss
is retiring so our last day in the office is 4.15. At least with the UI
increase, I'm looking at getting pretty much all my current pay. For
four months. About time I get mine.)

Wow. Good luck with the job search Alex. I know it can be a tough one.

On the other hand, you will know be able to torment the denizens of the HQ on more regular basis.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 04:03 PM (L5Ypf)

410 SMOD is a true child of the 80s.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 04:03 PM (dkvcO)

411 I think we're gonna be okay.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at April 01, 2020 04:03 PM (EgshT)

412 WTP just beat me to it.

Operation Iceberg, launched 75 years ago today. It was also Easter Sunday, and, of course, April Fool's Day.

Biggest losses for the *US Navy* in its history - even though the enemy's naval forces were mostly idled or sunk and played almost no role (kamikazes did the damage).

A holocaust for the native Okinawans.

Relevant tidbit: the US organized medical teams and assets in advance, to be set up on the island specifically to serve the needs of the local civilian population. Pretty sure first time that had ever been done, by anyone, ever. Just a tiny hint of the blessing for humanity that the US became in the decades since.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 04:03 PM (El6T/)

413 April Fools alert:

Be suspicious of anyone recommending Chick-Fil-A's new Steak Filet Sandwich. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 04:03 PM (L2ZTs)

414
But does he twist them up and then release them, so that they spin like the propellers on a B-25 bomber? Because that'd be sick.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 01, 2020 04:03 PM (t5m5e)

415 New evidence that COVID attaches to hemoglobin and the lung damage, while it looks like ARDS, is really damage from dysfunctional gas exchange. THis makes it more plausible that chloroquine helps because it would inhibit viral attachment to hemoglobin.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 04:04 PM (dNzKv)

416 Maybe he has more than 2 nipples. It happens. Some times people are born with extry.

************

Here's the thing about that. (Can't believe I'm typing this). Accessory nipples, when they occur, which is more commonnly than you might imagine, are positioned along the "milk line", in a roughly vertical orientation, virtually always below the standard issue nipple.

For "milk line" think of a female dog's nipple placement, double line along the long axis of the gody.

So a big bump to the side of the nipple is NOT an accessory nipple.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 01, 2020 04:04 PM (m45I2)

417 Joe Biden enjoys that rap: "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up."

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 04:04 PM (Eicbe)

418 Come on man!

We can't let someone who is orange do the things!

Posted by: Biden at April 01, 2020 04:04 PM (odrqb)

419 gody = body

duh

Posted by: Muldoon at April 01, 2020 04:05 PM (m45I2)

420 It's interesting the way both sides play up a candidate's "sexiness" (remember that with Paul Ryan?)

In fairness, we did that with Crenshaw and that Johnson guy.

Dan Crenshaw - the candidate your candidate could smell like!

Look at me, now look at your candidate, now look at me again, I'm killing Jihadists, now what's this? Two votes on that tax policy thing you always wanted.

I'm riding a horse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 01, 2020 04:05 PM (HAr7n)

421 415 New evidence that COVID attaches to hemoglobin and the lung damage, while it looks like ARDS, is really damage from dysfunctional gas exchange. THis makes it more plausible that chloroquine helps because it would inhibit viral attachment to hemoglobin.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 04:04 PM (dNzKv)

Joe Biden assures me that chloroquine is a big fat lie, Doc.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 04:05 PM (JFe9H)

422 He slowly unbuttoned his Brooks Brothers shirt, and I gasped as my heart fluttered. His liver spots, denoting a man of high testosterone and turgidity, called to the very depths of my womanhood.

"Mister Vice President!" I gasped. "This is inappropriate!" My lips spoke these words, but my heart and breasts swelled in anticipation of his manliness. The scent overwhelmed me... the slight stale musk of old urine and the faint undertones of fecal matter, as one expects of a man of advanced years and wisdom.

"Where?" he shot back, clearly misunderstanding me. The shirt was removed; My God, the pale skin, loosened by years of hard labor in the service of the United States and unblemished by the sun, brought my heartbeat to new heights. Soon, this great man would make me his conquest, just like the state of Delaware. I swooned.

"You, Senator Biden!" I breathlessly answered, my lips quivering.

"Oh! Right. How are you, Janice?"

I was so beneath his greatness my name had failed to even register with him. That I, a mere plebian, should stand in his presence was enough.

"It's Elizabeth," I whispered hoarsely. "But you can call me... America."

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2020 04:05 PM (BAsqb)

423 The big question is, what is the extra nipple's name?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (dNzKv)

424 Italians are known for their eight teats.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (VY4KS)

425 he said that his friend was severely overweight and that being overweight is considered an underlying condition which makes the wuhan flu worse.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma

George Conway?
Posted by: x at April 01, 2020 03:55 PM (nFwvY)

80% of the SF voters got him the mayorship based on that criteria. Men included.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (8B6Ng)

426 415 New evidence that COVID attaches to hemoglobin and the lung damage, while it looks like ARDS, is really damage from dysfunctional gas exchange. THis makes it more plausible that chloroquine helps because it would inhibit viral attachment to hemoglobin.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 04:04 PM (dNzKv)

As a doctor what do you say about this: ?

https://tinyurl.com/v2p2vfk

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (IB++I)

427 Joe Biden got his medical degree from the Cracker Jack Box School of Medicine and Barber College.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (L2ZTs)

428 I thought UI is usually for 6 months, not 4. Don't let them short you.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (l3+k2)

429 It's interesting the way both sides play up a candidate's "sexiness" (remember that with Paul Ryan?)

I'm old enough to remember it with JFK-- for example, that photo of him in a swimsuit in the shallow water off a California beach with about half a dozen women trying to grab him.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (pPNCa)

430 I actually think the NY Post editors are doing a bit of tongue in cheek since the headline was "Cuomo's nipples distract us from coronavirus." They're probably going stir crazy with no restaurants/bars to go too and may be sick of reporting on "Corona! Corona!! CORONA!!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (WI7YS)

431 Andrew Cuomo looks like he should be wearing a dingy wifebeater with tomato sauce stains.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (Z1t3j)

432 >>THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!

I actually knew this. Met a guy in Cortez Colorado who had 6 kids...

and they had about 18-20 nipples between them.

Scary stuff that Cortez.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (YP4GV)

433 I'm your rock star, baby!

Posted by: Andrew "Nippletronic" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (o2vOl)

434 I was so beneath his greatness my name had failed to even register with him. That I, a mere plebian, should stand in his presence was enough.

"It's Elizabeth," I whispered hoarsely. "But you can call me... America."
Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2020 04:05 PM (BAsqb)
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Twisted and hilarious at the same time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (WEBkv)

435 Sorry about your job. But I guess that means a few things. More time to play video games. No more squirrels taunting you. And the horror of when you find a new job and need to train them all over again and look at you strangely as you bring in the step stool.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2020 03:58 PM (G2zl5)

True story: Old Firm moved offices from a gorgeous old converted Victorian to boring normal office space. First day there, Boss realizes that I was serious when I kept telling him that I couldn't reach the top drawers in the filing cabinets so he made the office runner go buy me a step stool.

I was mocked for this for all of a day. Then people kept wanting to borrow the step stool.

Yes, I made people prove their worth. Yes, there were people who were told they were not worthy.

On the office closing - this isn't really a surprise. Boss told co-worker and I in early February he was going to retire. However, that retirement was going to be after the building we are in sold and then somewhere about four months or so after the closing date so we could wind everything down. So pretty much July or August.

Well. The house sold, closing was supposed to be yesterday. Week and a half ago, the buyer's lawyer let us know that the loan feel through for the buyer because of all the uncertainty with the economy (buyer is a commercial development company) and let's revisit in two months or so.

So there went that money. Courts are shut down to April 20th. We haven't had anyone even want to come in for anything for a couple of weeks and now the state's on shut down orders until April 30 at the earliest.

Boss said screw it and I do not blame him at all. Frankly, this will work out better for me and co-worker with the stimulus money upping UI benefits so much.

And I'll have a valid excuse not to job search for a good month - sorry, can't, corona.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (mf5HN)

436
Maybe he has a third or even fourth nipple?

Posted by: MHK at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (iQIUe)

437 414

But does he twist them up and then release them, so that they spin
like the propellers on a B-25 bomber? Because that'd be sick.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 01, 2020 04:03 PM (t5m5e)\That's better than thinking he attaches tassels to them and then gyrates around to make the tassels whirl.

I just threw up a little.

Question, I can't wade through the chick sick stories, have they gotten around to imagining they're scrubbing his back in the shower like they did with Barry Bigears?

And did they really just make him a Guido and associate him with the Mafia?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (e284m)

438 It's not gay.

It's cuomosexual.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (m45I2)

439 Barf out.

Gag me with a spoon.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

440 399
Biden considering MI gov as Veep, and that is not at all pandering.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 04:01 PM (dNzKv)

Yes! She should be promoted out of our lowly state to a national stage where she can't do any harm to anything.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (L5Ypf)

441 BID N is trying to stay relevant, not sure Democrat heads want that better out of mind until they can give him a coronation.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (ZCEU2)

442 British-American Tobacco company, which makes Benson & Hedges cigarettes, says it has developed a corona virus vaccine at its Kentucky bio-processing subsidiary. They say they've cloned a portion of the virus and produced a potential antigen which they implanted in a tobacco plant (plant-based vaccines are supposed to be quicker and safer and cheaper to make than dead virus vaccines). They are offering to work with U.S. and U.K. governments to develop the vaccine at cost, for worldwide distribution.

No way yet to know if this vaccine will be effective, as it hasn't been tested in humans yet. But how ironic would it be if a tobacco company, of all things, ended up saving the day?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 04:08 PM (k4dH2)

443 432 >>THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!

I actually knew this. Met a guy in Cortez Colorado who had 6 kids...

and they had about 18-20 nipples between them.

Scary stuff that Cortez.
----------------------------
I dated a girl that had eight teats. She was a dog.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 04:08 PM (VY4KS)

444 The hemoglobin theory also explains why many of the postmortem exams reveal widespread blood clotting that is different from catastrophic chain reaction known as DIC seen in other critically ill patients.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 04:08 PM (dNzKv)

445 That thing about the feet?...not true.

Posted by: creeper at April 01, 2020 04:08 PM (XxJt1)

446 He is really giving us a bad name...

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at April 01, 2020 04:08 PM (flINI)

447 Andrew Cuomo looks like he should be wearing a dingy wifebeater with tomato sauce stains.

STELLA!!!

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (T6t7i)

448 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM

The origin story of the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness. Most cromulent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (dkvcO)

449 No way yet to know if this vaccine will be effective, as it hasn't been tested in humans yet. But how ironic would it be if a tobacco company, of all things, ended up saving the day?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 04:08 PM (k4dH2)

Not at all ironic to me. Tobacco is the true hero.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (IB++I)

450 We can haz fresh, Cuomo-free thread?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

451 No way yet to know if this vaccine will be effective, as it hasn't been tested in humans yet. But how ironic would it be if a tobacco company, of all things, ended up saving the day?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 04:08 PM (k4dH2)

I'll smoke to that.

And I don't smoke.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

452 435
And I'll have a valid excuse not to job search for a good month - sorry, can't, corona.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (mf5HN)

==========

At no point did you outline what video games you were going to be playing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (UWqZJ)

453 Think on the bright side.

Could be nipple cancer.

Posted by: Naughtius at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (qA4Fq)

454 Cuomo is another Eliot Spitzer, I'll betcha.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

455 Miss chick....where you wearing a pleated skirt as you spun around as graceful as an ICBM dividing into 10 ?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 01, 2020 04:10 PM (4HHmO)

456 >> 424 Italians are known for their eight teats.

You sound like my type.

Posted by: Andrew "Triple nipple" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 04:10 PM (o2vOl)

457 Cat Ass, you back on the line, or still back from the front?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 04:10 PM (El6T/)

458 We can haz fresh, Cuomo-free thread?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

seconded

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 04:10 PM (zr5Kq)

459 Gross. I mean the post. TMI.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 01, 2020 04:11 PM (AHq56)

460 They say they've cloned a portion of the virus and produced a potential
antigen which they implanted in a tobacco plant (plant-based vaccines
are supposed to be quicker and safer and cheaper to make than dead virus
vaccines).

Will the vaccine come in menthol?

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2020 04:11 PM (T6t7i)

461 Think on the bright side.

Could be nipple cancer.
Posted by: Naughtius at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (qA4Fq)

First thing I thought was overcooked hamburger patties.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 04:11 PM (8B6Ng)

462 444 The hemoglobin theory also explains why many of the postmortem exams reveal widespread blood clotting that is different from catastrophic chain reaction known as DIC seen in other critically ill patients.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 04:08 PM (dNzKv)
--

So, just like "The Andromeda Strain".

Posted by: All Hail T-Rex at April 01, 2020 04:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

463 I think Dan Crenshaw is sexy, but I still wouldn't want to see him shirtless with nipple rings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 04:11 PM (WI7YS)

464
452 435
And I'll have a valid excuse not to job search for a good month - sorry, can't, corona.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 01, 2020 04:07 PM (mf5HN)

==========

At no point did you outline what video games you were going to be playing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 04:09 PM (UWqZJ)

She's a PS4 console peasant.

I say this really hoping that the rumor is true that Horizon Zero Dawn is getting a PC port.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2020 04:12 PM (G2zl5)

465 Bean Status: ~~Flicked~~ Beaten to death

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

466 463
I think Dan Crenshaw is sexy, but I still wouldn't want to see him shirtless with nipple rings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 04:11 PM (WI7YS)
I must be old, I don't want to see ANYBODY with nipple rings.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 01, 2020 04:12 PM (e284m)

467 460 They say they've cloned a portion of the virus and produced a potential
antigen which they implanted in a tobacco plant (plant-based vaccines
are supposed to be quicker and safer and cheaper to make than dead virus
vaccines).

Will the vaccine come in menthol?
----------------------
Obama likes him some Kools.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 04:12 PM (VY4KS)

468 Off, short-armed sock!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 04:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

469 Will the vaccine come in menthol?
Posted by: pep at April 01, 2020 04:11 PM (T6t7i)

With the light touch, just the right touch?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 04:12 PM (H8QX8)

470 Yay Batco!

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 04:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

471

She's a PS4 console peasant.

I say this really hoping that the rumor is true that Horizon Zero Dawn is getting a PC port.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2020 04:12 PM (G2zl5)

I have 2 PS4's here and my screen name may be some Sponge variant, but I don't game much, so I might not be worth a friend request.

And I really sadly blow chunks at the 1st person shooters.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

472 I think Dan Crenshaw is sexy, but I still wouldn't want to see him shirtless with nipple rings.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 04:11 PM (WI7YS)

Very safe.

https://tinyurl.com/v76ot4p

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 04:13 PM (zr5Kq)

473 Think of them as little nipple dumb bells. When he goes to the gym, he does five sets of moob curls.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 01, 2020 04:13 PM (m45I2)

474 Off, short-armed sock!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 04:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Phrasing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 01, 2020 04:13 PM (g8Yc+)

475 463 I think Dan Crenshaw is sexy, but I still wouldn't want to see him shirtless with nipple rings.
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Fenelone - you like pirates, don't you?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 04:14 PM (VY4KS)

476 Bean Status: Flicked Beaten to death
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

CRUSHED with a 4 lb. drilling hammer.

Posted by: Muhammed "Goatfucker" Akbar at April 01, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

477 463
I think Dan Crenshaw is sexy, but I still wouldn't want to see him shirtless with nipple rings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

he gave you the eye. didn't he?

Posted by: Ther Shaoe of Vodka at April 01, 2020 04:14 PM (2oYEN)

478 I need to buy Doom Eternal.

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2020 04:14 PM (BAsqb)

479 463 I think Dan Crenshaw is sexy, but I still wouldn't want to see him shirtless with nipple rings.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 04:11 PM (WI7YS)
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Ace, look at what this thread forced Fen to write!

Pity us!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 04:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

480 And I really sadly blow chunks at the 1st person shooters.
Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, that would be one way to distract them before you take care business.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 04:14 PM (WEBkv)

481 When he goes to the gym, he does five sets of moob curls.

Does he hitch a ride to the gym with DeBlasio?

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2020 04:14 PM (pPNCa)

482 He should have ordered taller shelves and bought you a ladder.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 04:15 PM (D2IX6)

483 FYI, Carrie Underwood has a 3rd nipple. She said so on her Idol audition.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 04:15 PM (Dhht7)

484 NOOD non-Cuomo

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 04:15 PM (8B6Ng)

485 It's interesting the way both sides play up a candidate's "sexiness" (remember that with Paul Ryan?)
I've always felt it is patronizing to women, but who knows, maybe it works.
Posted by: artemis at April 01, 2020 04:00 PM (AwPyG)
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I didn't know they tried that with Ryan. I must've missed it. The closest I have ever seen to anything like this in real life was in 2016. I was at a coworker's house for a BBQ. Politics came up, what with it being an election year and all, and his wife - quite drunk - said "I'm votin' for Trump. He seems like he knows how to lick it and stick it!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 04:15 PM (Q8c/L)

486 He is really giving us a bad name...

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at April 01, 2020 04:08 PM (flINI

*******

He should really try and hide his kink

Posted by: Jim McReevy at April 01, 2020 04:15 PM (flINI)

487
Well, that would be one way to distract them before you take care business.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 04:14 PM (WEBkv)

What the hell is that guy doing?!?

*RALPH*

PEW PEW PEW!!!!

Shit......

Posted by: Muhammed at April 01, 2020 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

488 480
And I really sadly blow chunks at the 1st person shooters.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

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Welcome fellow hurler. I have the same problem. Not bad enough my kids clean my clock, but I get sick in the process.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 01, 2020 04:15 PM (e284m)

489 nood JJ

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 04:16 PM (zr5Kq)

490 One explanation for the look of pierced nipples is that he had gynecomastia surgery and what you are seeing is surgical items that remain on the breasts after surgery. His lower torso also looks to me like he had liposuction.

Posted by: next in line at April 01, 2020 04:16 PM (ryTM+)

491 406 >>Lizzy is Cuomo-Curious

Hi Lizzy.

Posted by: Andrew "Guns for nipples" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 04:16 PM (o2vOl)

492 Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 04:06 PM (IB++I)

The paper comes from the ChiComs, so taken with a grain of salt. Docs are looking at the mechanism. There is no real explanation for the lung findings yet. Looks like ARDS, doesn't respond like ARDS. And other biologic things happening like HLH (Hemophagocytic Lymphohistiocytosis) that don't add up to a strictly lung problem. I feel that there will be a breakthrough soon, and a more reasonable treatment will be found.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 04:17 PM (dNzKv)

493 The gov is also into suntanning where the sun isn't supposed to shine, and gerbils.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 01, 2020 04:18 PM (C1Lsn)

494 Does anyone know where I can score of pair of these:

https://twitter.com/therosejackson/status/1244797474537005056

Posted by: jeannebodine at April 01, 2020 04:19 PM (t1tHS)

495 130 121 I'll pierce my clit and wear yoga pants if it means I get to replace Biden as the nominee!!!
Posted by: Hillary!

Please use a rusty railroad spike

Posted by: RJD at April 01, 2020 04:19 PM (2cfUo)

496 I don't like Benson and Hedges.
Can't they put it in a Kool?

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 01, 2020 04:20 PM (88+cf)

497 And I would like to think-because it would give me a slightly better view of human nature-that the erotic literature about Cuomo is parody. It's so over the top. And they're mentioning "Mafia like" accent?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 04:20 PM (WI7YS)

498 483
FYI, Carrie Underwood has a 3rd nipple. She said so on her Idol audition.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 04:15 PM (Dhht7)

Lily Allen has shown hers ... easy to find on youtube.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 01, 2020 04:21 PM (AHq56)

499 So his spokesperson's official position/story is just that he has freakish mutant triple-nurples? Am i getting that right?

Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at April 01, 2020 04:22 PM (kp2/M)

500 Corona. Pffft....

Comet Atlas is headed this way. I ain't doing shit until that giant motherfucker passes the sun and then passes by Jupiter again.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 04:24 PM (a5D9R)

501 498
483

FYI, Carrie Underwood has a 3rd nipple. She said so on her Idol audition.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 04:15 PM (Dhht7)

Lily Allen has shown hers ... easy to find on youtube.

in a jar that she keeps by the door?

Posted by: Eleanor Rigby's Extra Nipple at April 01, 2020 05:01 PM (kf5Ci)

502 "Like a velveteen gravity blanket for my soul, the second I see this man's perfectly weathered face and tousled curls, the moment his Pacino-like accent fills my living room with its mafia-like authority...[snip] I think we're gonna be okay."

Fourth Wave Feminism: All hail the patriarchy.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at April 01, 2020 05:10 PM (w+Ped)

503 His clit is pierced.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 01, 2020 06:26 PM (8Ls/+)

504 Yes, Andrew Cuomo is so filled with sexuality, that I can ignore that he's one ugly man and that his wife, a Kennedy, cuckolded him without a qualm.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (xZjSg)

505 you made me look at cuomos nipples.... thats just not right.......

Posted by: cathymv at April 02, 2020 09:35 AM (YJDiN)

506 I love that someone was furiously debating no one in the morning report thread up past 11am.

I WIN!!! I WIN!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 02, 2020 12:21 PM (AwI0L)

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