Only One Online Media Outlet Covers Explosive Allegation That Joe Biden Forcibly Penetrated an Unwilling Staffer

Deb Heine has a good summary of the story, if you missed it.

And if you were watching the Corporate Media, you did miss it.

Obviously, the liberal Creampie Production Outsourcers of Fox News refused to give any time to the story.

News from Fox News? You must be joking!

Anyway, here's Deb Heine. Note that the accuser told friends about the attack at the time of the attack, which the media has previously considered strongly corroborating evidence.

When the allegation is made against a Republican, that is.

And yes, neoliberal corporate Fox News follows this rule too. They are no better than CNN.


A former Senate staffer for Joe Biden has credibly accused the Democrat of sexual assault, but you wouldn’t know it if you relied in the corporate media for your news.

Tara Reade described the alleged sexual misconduct in a graphic interview this week with lefty podcaster Katie Halper.

...

She said that she left her job on bad terms in August of 1993 after she refused to serve drinks to Biden “because he liked her legs.”

“My life was hell,” Reade said. “This was about power and control. I couldn’t get a job on the Hill.”

...


A friend of Reade's at the time confirmed to the Union that Reade relayed the story shortly after the incidents occurred.

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"We were alone and it was the strangest thing," she said. "There was no like exchange really. He just had me up against the wall."

Reade noted that she was wearing a business skirt with no stockings because it was hot at the time. "He had me up against the wall, and the wall was cold," she recalled, saying Biden's "hands were on me and underneath my clothes."

Reade struggled to maintain her composure as she described what happened next. "Yeah, ah--he went--um--down my skirt but then up inside it and he--ah--penetrated me with his fingers," she recalled with increasing emotion...


She added that "she felt sick" because after she had pulled away, Biden "looked annoyed" and said something that didn’t want to share because it was so awful.

"I must have looked shocked," she said, because Biden then grabbed her by the shoulders and said, "You're okay. You're fine" and then walked away and "went on with his day."

More at the link.

She also says she opposes Trump.

The only media to cover this were the Bernie- Sanders-supporting progressives of The Hill's online show.

Note that a lot of "conservative" blogs -- like Hot Air -- have also refused to give an atom of air to the story.

Do consider blitzing FoxNews with letters, emails, and calls asking them why they're following MSNBC's lead, yet again, in embargoing this story.

Maybe also embarrass "conservative" pundits for running interference, yet again, for the Democrats.

At least Reason magazine has the balls to ask if Joe Biden believes all women, as he has previously claimed, or if he's making a special one-time (?) exception.

Also note that Reade is not a Republican, but a Democrat and former Elizabeth Warren supporter.

A year ago, Reade--who supported the campaigns of Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D–Mass.) and Bernie Sanders (I–Vt.)--attempted to come forward with stories of sexual harassment in Biden's offices.

Posted by: Ace at 05:47 PM




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1 fingering Joe..

Posted by: IC at March 26, 2020 05:47 PM (a0IVu)

2 Grabbed her by the pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

3 Penetrating coverage!

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2020 05:48 PM (N9G0H)

4 Good thing I didn't waste a comment filled with thoughtful analysis to force this post.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2020 05:48 PM (z79tQ)

5 Choo Choo!

Here comes the HO train...
Open the tunnel... open...

Choo! Choo! Choo!

Posted by: Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe at March 26, 2020 05:48 PM (1g7ch)

6 Yes!

Finally facing down the Maple Leaf Menace with our mighty military! (or something, not sure really)

Sorry for OT ace.

I'll do 50 push-ups.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 05:49 PM (El6T/)

7 2 Grabbed her by the pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac


EXACTLY.

Trump said "grab 'em by the pussy," but Bien actually DID it!

Coverage of Trump's statement: Wall-to wall headlines for years.

Coverage of Biden's actual crime: Zilch.

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2020 05:49 PM (N9G0H)

8 Gonna use my fing-ahs!

Posted by: Brass In Pocket Joe at March 26, 2020 05:49 PM (5v5Zx)

9 Hey what a little goose between friends?

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 26, 2020 05:49 PM (Tnijr)

10 #CrediblyAccused

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 05:49 PM (Eicbe)

11 Still waiting for Bernie's social-media-savvy yewts to make hay with this.
Any day now.
Annnny day now.


Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 05:50 PM (yvnmY)

12 PDT will be speaking with President Xi tonight!

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 05:50 PM (UZ8BZ)

13 Honestly shocked they didn't pick this up considering how hard some of them are agitating for Cuomo 2020 this week.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 26, 2020 05:50 PM (datdl)

14 Trump said "grab 'em by the pussy," but Bien actually DID it!

Coverage of Trump's statement: Wall-to wall headlines for years.

Coverage of Biden's actual crime: Zilch.
Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2020 05:49 PM (N9G0H)
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Trump is a weak sexual assaulter.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 05:50 PM (Eicbe)

15 "Slippy, do a barrel roll!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 05:50 PM (NWiLs)

16 Old news. Move on.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 05:50 PM (uEbPt)

17 She has the look of a woman who needs to be fingered.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2020 05:50 PM (o2MD2)

18 You know, talking to Corn Pop one day...
Said
Corn Pop
One thing about women
When the get drunk
You an carry them like

No Corn Pop not a bowling ball
That's babies

Do they even make six packs anymore
Hey,
I could use a Moxie...

Posted by: Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe at March 26, 2020 05:50 PM (1g7ch)

19 Deep dive investigation.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 26, 2020 05:51 PM (y0S2P)

20 Joe "The Shocker" Biden.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 05:51 PM (yvnmY)

21 Are you going to beef up ObamaCare?

WHAT?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 05:51 PM (ZQR/T)

22 #BelieveAllWomen: The Yeah-but Edition.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 05:51 PM (Eicbe)

23 trump told him to

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2020 05:51 PM (0O7c5)

24 This is a big fucking deal.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 05:51 PM (Eicbe)

25 If Joe appears anywhere live to answer questions, you know a Berniebot will ask him about this.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (sWM8x)

26 I am here because new thread, and ace deserves respect. Kind of tired of talking about this Dirty Old Bastard.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (90T4r)

27 But it was just the tip (of my finger)! Can't get pregnant that way. My grandpappy told me so.

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (N9G0H)

28 >>>24 This is a big fucking deal.
Posted by: Axeman

Disagree!

Posted by: Fake Tapper at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

29 Said yesterday the tell was how much the media would go after this story. If its a wide plot many, if its a hands off message no one.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)

30 Add this to his sniffing fetish and it's really, really creepy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

31 It's all just a big misunderstanding. Biden is just trying to be a mega God of the left, copying slick willy's raping/Molesting ways. WShowouldn't want to walk in the footsteps of a Saint/Savior/God like slick willy and have females of all ages minister to him while in the oval office ? All so countless many wanting to take Monicas/Juanita Broderick place. (Many of them even go to church)

Posted by: ron n. at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (om5HK)

32 Heh - As an import-export guy, Trump kinda blew that explanation of anti-dumping. It's a complicated subject though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (KxVoZ)

33 Has Warren commented? Sorry, too much bourbon this afternoon. Life in the time of corona - LOLGF Dems.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (SwWMX)

34 Nothing from Double Naught Real Life Crimestopping Prosecutor Patterico.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (y7DUB)

35 If Joe appears anywhere live to answer questions, you know a Berniebot will ask him about this.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (sWM8x)
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But Bernie will "tired of hearing about your goddamn sexual assault!"

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 05:53 PM (Eicbe)

36 Listen Jack, my fingers are tickets to Squishy Town.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 05:53 PM (datdl)

37 A Bounty:
Zod will cut a check to any male youth who manages to stand behind Joe at an event, smile widely, and "throw the Shocker" in the picture.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 05:53 PM (yvnmY)

38 When does Joe announce that he is going to live his life as a gay man. That or girl scout cookie sales rep.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 26, 2020 05:53 PM (y0S2P)

39 3% of restaurants will be lost; maybe as many as 10%; they'll come back. May not be the same people, the same restaurant, but they'll come back.
--PDT

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 05:53 PM (UZ8BZ)

40 Didn't Krystal Ball cover it?

But she may be down to just a podcast.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2020 05:53 PM (ZfRYq)

41 Dang, things are heating up in the Democrat camp. Someone called in a missile strike after the surrender.

Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2020 05:53 PM (asM0l)

42 I guess MFM didn't get the memo to scorch O'Biden after all.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 05:53 PM (d4mMH)

43
If Joe bows out, the pandemic will officially be over. Trump will be accused of prolonging it for political advantage to suppress the Democratic vote.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 05:53 PM (7rVsF)

44 It's no big deal. That was Biden's bowling night.

Posted by: goatexchange at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (iUjXP)

45 Grabbed her by the pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

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Oh... if this story ever goes mainstream.... Im so using that.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (nw6Hr)

46 Fingers like Andre the Giant, man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (5v5Zx)

47 Surely, this will be the lead story on this Sunday's Meet the Press.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (+oVP5)

48 So that's why Slow Joe insists on a female VP.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (pPNCa)

49
Democrats sure know how to reign/govern by HO's, don't they, and get voters to support such on election days. No wonder they are so amoral-shameless !

Posted by: ron n. at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (om5HK)

50 OT : What outlet is this kid from ?

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (zr5Kq)

51 It wasn't rape, rape. Just a little sticky finger.

/Whoopie (kind of)

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (Dhht7)

52 But hey, we're totally straight down the middle reporters. If there was any there there we'd be on it like stink on a diaper

Posted by: MSM at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (z79tQ)

53 So that's why Slow Joe insists on a female VP.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (pPNCa)


yes

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (zr5Kq)

54 Maybe when somebody asks Joe about this he will offer to whip their ass. But drooling Joe the frigger is presidential.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (o2MD2)

55 You can't finger a chick unsolicited if you don't have slight Indian accent.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (uEbPt)

56 Believe all women, right?

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)

57 Biden 2020: Those pies don't cream themselves

Posted by: El Kabong at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (datdl)

58 Which means the DNC has decided to stay with ol' Gropey for now.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (d4mMH)

59 Look fat, when I finger a hussy, she should say "thank you."

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (H5knJ)

60 Disappointing the Daily Caller didn't cover this. Nothing as of yesterday. Sad!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (AFSld)

61 So that's why Slow Joe insists on a female VP.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (pPNCa)


yes
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (zr5Kq)


We've cracked the code.

He's hot for Tulsi.

Posted by: filbert at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (NiXyF)

62 Grabbed her by the uvula!

Posted by: klaftern at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (RuIsu)

63 This story gets to linger in the outskirts of the media until either Libs decide to 1) be rid of Biden (in which case the MSM will pick it up and Biden goes away) or 2) stick with Biden (in which case be prepared to be called a conspiracy theory loonie for even knowing this story existed).

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (dYe5S)

64 It's seared into my hippocampus.

I dunno, should it be talked about? Is there a double standard? Yeah and yeah. Can we expect damage points* from a 1993 story? I doubt it.

*(I have never gamed, I don't know what damage points means, but it sounds like the right words. And Sloppy Joe won't level up anyway. See how I know the kids' lingo?)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 26, 2020 05:56 PM (gd9RK)

65 And seriously, you finger-blast an aide? Are there no more hookers in Washington DC?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2020 05:56 PM (AFSld)

66 Which means the DNC has decided to stay with ol' Gropey for now.
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (d4mMH)


For as long as they can keep the lid on it, anyway.

Posted by: filbert at March 26, 2020 05:56 PM (NiXyF)

67 I highly doubt that Biden will make it to be the Dem candidate. I don't discount FAB whisking in on her broom or perhaps Cuomo. Sanders is toast and Biden is a sad shell of a grifter and getting worse by the day.

I used to enjoy making fun of him but I now find him pathetic and can't imagine his family allowing him to continue to display himself while his brain is diminishing.

Posted by: Cheri at March 26, 2020 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

68
Penetrated ???

You mean like my bathroom server???

bwahahahahaha !!!!

*hic* sharrrrrrrrrt *passes out* *falls* Sharrrrrrts in mid air *shoe flies* *lands on ballard* *breathes snot bubbles*

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 05:56 PM (nw6Hr)

69 Kamala says Joe's mistake was he should have just told the girl to blow him.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 05:57 PM (uEbPt)

70 If he said "two in the pink; one in the stink" that's totes ok according to Biden family values amirite?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2020 05:57 PM (y7DUB)

71 ha!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

72 Somebody smells a brokered convention...

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 05:57 PM (Eicbe)

73 Loved that bit where she says " she opposes Trump". Yeah, get that in there, Tara. Wouldn't want to piss of those Woke Friends of yours.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 05:57 PM (90T4r)

74 I had forgotten about this. Good times!

Posted by: Dementia Joe at March 26, 2020 05:57 PM (BRpqW)

75 Which means the DNC has decided to stay with ol' Gropey for now.
---
And that's fine by me. I still don't see him surviving to the convention.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 26, 2020 05:57 PM (sWM8x)

76
"Hope I didn't get her pregnant!" - J. Biden

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 05:57 PM (7rVsF)

77 Someone should interview Dr. Jill about this story.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 05:57 PM (pPNCa)

78 Only the Delaware Dumbass would 'c'mon man' a woman he was molesting.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 05:57 PM (d4mMH)

79 I did not grab her Volvo!

Posted by: Puddin' Head Joe at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (5v5Zx)

80 Add this to his sniffing fetish and it's really, really creepy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2020 05:52 PM (oVJmc)


Quick, somebody go trough the footage and make a super take of Creepy Uncle Joe smelling his fingers a hundred times in a hundred seconds

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (1g7ch)

81 In Slow-Joe's defense, maybe he didn't know whose panties he was in at the time.

I mean, what guy hasn't called his sweetheart by the wrong name or forgotten what state he was in?

Posted by: Just Lily at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (hvTDg)

82 A man can't play a little stinkfinger with a friend?

I mean, what's the world coming to?

And by coming to, I mean to my finger on the button.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (POXG+)

83 How the hell should I know?!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (dzJ3R)

84 "I corn popped her!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (AFSld)

85 I smell burnt hippocampus.

Posted by: klaftern at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (RuIsu)

86 "I was looking for my car keys!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

87 Broke: Grab 'em by the pussy!

Woke: I thought she was the vending machine.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (datdl)

88 And seriously, you finger-blast an aide? Are there no more hookers in Washington DC?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2020 05:56 PM (AFSld)

------

Hey you cinamon clothed Persian Hussy dumper.!!! At least I was more concerned about HER orgasm than mine!! My word as a Biden!!!

~Joe Biden

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (nw6Hr)

89 I dunno, should it be talked about? Is there a double standard? Yeah and yeah. Can we expect damage points* from a 1993 story? I doubt it.


Yet it's to be believed that a teenage boy touched a girl through her clothing, but said teenage girl didn't remember the year or the actual place and had no real witnesses?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (5bxa0)

90 I used to enjoy making fun of him but I now find him pathetic and can't imagine his family allowing him to continue to display himself while his brain is diminishing.
Posted by: Cheri at March 26, 2020 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

Not being funny but why would they stop now? They bought their ticket. They knew what they were getting into. They are lefties - hungry for power at ANY cost.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (uEbPt)

91 who r u with ?
Bloomberg
how's Michael doing ?

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (zr5Kq)

92 If the fist don't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: Biden Defense Team at March 26, 2020 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

93 91 who r u with ?
Bloomberg
how's Michael doing ?
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 05:58 PM (zr5Kq)

I laughed out loud with that one!

Trump is beginning to turn the Death Star's attention to Phase Two.

Xi will be answering that call, when Trump makes it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2020 05:59 PM (iuFgi)

94
They call Ol' Puddin' Head ... "The Penetrator"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2020 05:59 PM (8k/Um)

95 AH! Trump just asked the Bloomberg reporter: 'How's Mike?'

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 05:59 PM (d4mMH)

96 Pence has one helluva poker face.

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2020 05:59 PM (l3+k2)

97 I call these women pop tarts and inject them with icing from my tallywacker.

- Joe Dementia

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2020 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

98 "It came from China."
--PDT

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 05:59 PM (UZ8BZ)

99

Not being funny but why would they stop now? They bought their ticket. They knew what they were getting into. They are lefties - hungry for power at ANY cost.



I say LET 'EM crash.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

100 Chi-nah

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (ZQR/T)

101
#ComeOnMan

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (fhCLs)

102 Grab her under the bleachers!

Posted by: klaftern at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (RuIsu)

103 You can trust me to have my finger on the button.

Posted by: Pokin' Joe at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (uEbPt)

104 "I thought you liked me "

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (zr5Kq)

105 PSA:

Palmetto State Armory -

POLISH 7.62X54R 147GR FMJ LPS AMMUNITION 440RD SPAM CAN - P54R

$209.99 Daily Deal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (Vddbf)

106 it came from china

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (0O7c5)

107 "I blame the people who were right here."
--PDT

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (UZ8BZ)

108 >>while his brain is diminishing. Posted by: Cheri at March 26, 2020 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

"I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal..."

Posted by: Joe 9000 at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (yvnmY)

109 Chinese virus for the win..love it! Keep rubbing their faces in it.

Posted by: lizabth at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (L3Rsz)

110 Might take a collectve realization Crazy old Joe isn't going to make it with the caveat that is already figured in and a replacement is waiting.
Or the whole operation is to toss in the towel and hope he can keep enough Democrat voters lined up not to lose the House.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)

111 Groper Joe goes all in.

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (yhf6w)

112
All I wanna do is room-a-zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom in the poom poom !

Posted by: DJ Wreck NX Biden Shaker at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (mw1Wz)

113 Democrats keep wanting to usher forward as Gods, insisting they are saviours and gods, slick willy, Obama etc while attempting to establish a totalitarian rule. Trump seeks to save the nation from socialist/Communist saviors/totalitarians, so naturally those that seek to institute such cast blame on those that do represent us/America.

Posted by: ron n. at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (om5HK)

114 Joe might be so far gone that he's not even fully aware he's lunatic.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (90T4r)

115 Diseases are named for where they came from dummy. (paraphrasing)

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (ZQR/T)

116 Believe all women!

Except the THOT that accused a Democrat...

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (af5xa)

117 "They'd love to negotiate with Biden."
--PDT

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (UZ8BZ)

118 DailyWire:

MeToo Legal Fund Refused To Help Biden Accuser, Claiming It Couldn't Risk Nonprofit Status Since He's Running For President

The Time's Up Legal Defense Fund, a non-profit organization set up within the National Women's Law Center, which is itself a non-profit, initially seemed interested in taking Tara Reade's case against Biden. But after discussions within the organization, Reade was declined help because Biden was a candidate for federal office, which could jeopardize the organization's non-profit status, The Intercept reported.

https://tinyurl.com/tojw8gu

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)

119 The dems are truly a pathetic lot aren't they?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (dUJdY)

120


#MyFingersAreNoMalarkeyMan


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (fhCLs)

121 Hey, did you know the market has had it's largest three day gain since 1933?

Funny how I'm not getting constant news alerts about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (GbPPJ)

122 Yeah, bring DR. Colonel Debrah

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (zr5Kq)

123 Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 05:54 PM (pPNCa)


yes
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (zr5Kq)

We've cracked the code.

He's hot for Tulsi.
Posted by: filbert at March 26, 2020 05:55 PM (NiXyF)

Got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

124 "We can't say 'Let's close.'"
--PDT

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (UZ8BZ)

125 Jimmy Dore, the lib who Chunk Uglier fired because he wouldn't buy into the Collusion Delusion, has a vid up on finger-diddlin' Joe.

He has 700K subscribers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (KxVoZ)

126 Is this Tara Reid the actress with the unsuccessful boob jobs?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

127 118 DailyWire:

MeToo Legal Fund Refused To Help Biden Accuser, Claiming It Couldn't Risk Nonprofit Status Since He's Running For President

Riiiiigggghhhhhttttt......

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (POXG+)

128 Hey, did you know the market has had it's largest three day gain since 1933?

Funny how I'm not getting constant news alerts about that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (GbPPJ)

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Maybe you are..... but theyre just going over your head.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (nw6Hr)

129 This presser has so few women reporters today.

What happened?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (+fPHo)

130 I can make an old woman blush
And young girl squeal
Bad to the Bone!

Posted by: Puddin' Head Joe at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (5v5Zx)

131 Haven't seen Polish 54R on the market in a long time. Think my cost basis is about half that price from PSA, but it's still a decent price for rifle ammo (obviously I bought a while ago).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 06:03 PM (El6T/)

132 I knew there was something wrong with "Grab them by the pussy", but I just couldn't put my finger on it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 06:03 PM (Eicbe)

133 Maybe you are..... but theyre just going over your head.....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (nw6Hr)


Uh oh ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

134 121 Hey, did you know the market has had it's largest three day gain since 1933?

Funny how I'm not getting constant news alerts about that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (GbPPJ)

3,300 points in 48 hours. Reports of the Apocalypse a mite premature, looks like. Next up, the CoVid Plague.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:03 PM (90T4r)

135
The Time's Up Legal Defense Fund, a non-profit organization set up within the National Women's Law Center, which is itself a non-profit, initially seemed interested in taking Tara Reade's case against Biden. But after discussions within the organization, Reade was declined help because Biden was a candidate for federal office, which could jeopardize the organization's non-profit status, The Intercept reported.



Again, that's never been an issue against Republicans.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2020 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

136 It's so refreshing to hear a POTUS speak intelligently about the business world. Reagan knew its principles but Trump is a player.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 06:03 PM (d4mMH)

137 *fiddle fiddle*

FLAMETHROWS THREAD

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 26, 2020 06:04 PM (GbPPJ)

138 Joe is probably at that point in dementia that he can only remember what happened before he turned 20.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 06:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

139 Penetrating coverage!

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2020 05:48 PM (N9G0H)


Penetrating analysis.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2020 06:04 PM (Z4rgH)

140 To the tune of the Cranberries' "Linger":

If you have to, use your finger
if you have to, if you have to, use your finger

Damn I miss Dolores O'Riordan.

Posted by: Pastafarian at March 26, 2020 06:04 PM (sgHEm)

141 Funny, Joe never fingers me at home....

Posted by: Dr. Jill, Thinking at March 26, 2020 06:04 PM (iydjf)

142 Uh oh ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

-----

Hey .... Im going to win my bet that Im NOT dying of COVID come hell or high water....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 06:04 PM (nw6Hr)

143 The gal in green reminds me of the mom in Nightmare on Elm Street.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 26, 2020 06:04 PM (3DZIZ)

144 Can you imagine Preezy Shit Midas or The Beast giving hour+ long press conferences everyday like Trump?
NO WAY IN HELL.
Can you imagine The Paste Eater doing it?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2020 06:04 PM (pw+jk)

145 Everyone knows you can't investigate someone who is running for president. Duh.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (uEbPt)

146

The new talking point is "Asian Americans are being attacked!!." because the Trump monster calls this the China virus!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (5bxa0)

147 Joe was just trying to shake hands but missed.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (mw1Wz)

148 Honestly think Gabbard would have nothing to do with a Biden ticket. Not that stupid. Not as stupid as a, Tank, say.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (90T4r)

149 79 I did not grab her Volvo!
That reminds me of when I was a teen and my aunt and uncle got a new car. Grandma announced John and Carol got a vulva. I thought it was hysterical I don't know if anybody ever corrected

Posted by: Farmer at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (mDEaM)

150 Hey, did you know the market has had it's largest three day gain since 1933?



Funny how I'm not getting constant news alerts about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (GbPPJ)




Comrade, the super duper historic unemployment number is all you are to notice and never mind the real reason it happened either

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (W/gIX)

151 "Maybe people aren't going to be shaking hands anymore."
--PDT

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (UZ8BZ)

152 Trump was calling on men only when I was listening. Not many gotchas from them.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (d4mMH)

153
And seriously, you finger-blast an aide? Are there no more hookers in Washington DC?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2020 05:56 PM (AFSld)


Hookers might find a ghost writer to tell their story.

Staffers, on the other hand, are more ... compliant. Just ask Gary Condit, Gerry Studds, Joe Scarborough, Phil Capano, Dan Crane ... and the list goes on.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (8k/Um)

154 Is Joe still decent and kind?
Every one who made that claim needs to be driven into hiding.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

155 *fiddle fiddle*

FLAMETHROWS THREAD

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 26, 2020 06:04 PM (GbPPJ)


Uh oh. What did we do now? It was garrett, I'm sure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (Z4rgH)

156 Yea, but did SloJoe drink in college? I mean that's yuge! Someone call Klobushart from quarantine and ask her to get on this stat!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (TNy/K)

157 Reporters love to talk with their hands, trying to add significance to their blathering.

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (l3+k2)

158 Everyone knows you can't investigate someone who is running for president. Duh.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (uEbPt)
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Trump already stole all the election Monopoly money, don't you remember that from January?

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (Eicbe)

159 *fiddle fiddle*

FLAMETHROWS THREAD
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping a



Well, you did kill all the Wuhan viruses...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (gd9RK)

160 Maybe you are..... but theyre just going over your head.....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (nw6Hr)
It was nice knowing you.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (uEbPt)

161 Totally nailed it

Posted by: Joe 2 Knuckles Biden at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (POXG+)

162 I thought it was great when PDT laid the blame across the Bush/Obama administrations in regards to China.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (WEBkv)

163 He's cutting these short for his time. Pence up now.

And a reporter keeps asking a question even though he's through the door....because she's special.

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

164 Tami there you go IMO, word is still protect Crazy old Joe

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (ZCEU2)

165 Ah, a question about hate crimes that don't exist.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (sWM8x)

166 We need to upgrade the handshake.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)

167 Obviously, the liberal Creampie Production Outsourcers of Fox News refused to give any time to the story.

_________


"That's not who we are."

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (FduHe)

168 Hey .... Im going to win my bet that Im NOT dying of COVID come hell or high water....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 06:04 PM (nw6Hr)


Attaboy. Dance in the minefield.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

169 Woman in the green dress seems pretty straightforward.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (ZQR/T)

170 Seems credible to me.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (KNsKs)

171 PDT leaving the room.
Pence up.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (UZ8BZ)

172 Apparently Bill Gates wants us all to be chipped to show if we have Teh 'Rona.

Yeah, tell me again how the notion that Our Betters want to place trackers into our body is crazy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (GbPPJ)

173
Good thing I didn't do the two in the pink and one in the stink as planned.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (t6XCL)

174 Jukin, what I've been saying for quite a while (obviously I'm not alone) - but Trump is close to alone in being able to ably and fluently (and even entertainingly) deal with just about any topic, any time he's in ear-shot of the press. And as you said, this ability to spend *hours* doing it. Can't think of another public figure like that at the moment.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (El6T/)

175 who is that vile bitch in the press briefing that is always asking the gotcha questions?

I notice trump ignored her today.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (s9Eo8)

176 Maybe you are..... but theyre just going over your head.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 06:02 PM (nw6Hr)

---
for what you are about to receive, may you be truly grateful...



/me ducks

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (vwf8z)

177 Amazing how not a single celebrity has a comment about these charges against Joe. Not one.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (uEbPt)

178 If you think Weinsteins and Epsteins are uncommon in the upper echelons of power, much less intolerable, you may be far too stupid for this ride. On the whole, MeToo allegations are always minimized in the face of powerful elites like Woody Allen and Bryan Singer, and always maximized when used as baseless smears against Christian Republicans.

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (t9PwF)

179 134 121 Hey, did you know the market has had it's largest three day gain since 1933?

Funny how I'm not getting constant news alerts about that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 26, 2020 06:01 PM (GbPPJ)

3,300 points in 48 hours. Reports of the Apocalypse a mite premature, looks like. Next up, the CoVid Plague.
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:03 PM (90T4r)


I believe it will recover with a vengeance, but the people who coach me in trading expect at least one more plunge before the new bull market.

Posted by: Emmie at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (ouBhA)

180 And a reporter keeps asking a question even though he's through the door....because she's special.

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (cF8AT)


Probably the brunette.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (ZQR/T)

181 Wasn't Trump bragging that he was so rich and a star that they were alright with him grabbng them by the pussy? That implies consent. What Biden did was not desired or consented to. That is a huge difference. You can argue that Trump was obnoxious but it wasn't assault or taking advantage. Putting your hands on a little girl's shoulders and sniffing her hair is way different. Or grabbing someone and pushing them up against a wall? Come on, man.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (QzF6i)

182 Obviously, the liberal Creampie Production Outsourcers of Fox News refused to give any time to the story.
---

"That's not who we are.



I smell Little Paulie Ryan.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:08 PM (mw1Wz)

183 162 I thought it was great when PDT laid the blame across the Bush/Obama administrations in regards to China.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 26, 2020 06:06 PM (WEBkv)

Haven't heard much from the Bushes lately. I think they learned their lesson about trying to out-punch the Master Counterpuncher.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2020 06:08 PM (iuFgi)

184 You know, I don't mind so much, if the media embargoes this story, for now.

If they jump all over it, we're going to end up with someone out of left field being nominated -- someone more dangerous. Michelle Obama, say. Or...random celebrity-of-color. Samuel L. Jackson, or Morgan Freeman, or Halley Berry.

Let's just allow our enemies to make the huge mistake of nominating this finger-banging halfwit. When your enemy is making mistakes, don't stop him.

Then in October, let's start pushing this forcible finger-blasting story, hard.

Posted by: Pastafarian at March 26, 2020 06:08 PM (sgHEm)

185 I have wanted to ask if alex was from Bree, or Hobbiton, but never knew how to delicately broach the subject.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:08 PM (90T4r)

186 Apparently Bill Gates wants us all to be chipped to show if we have Teh 'Rona.
=====

Cool. Now do HIV.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 26, 2020 06:08 PM (iydjf)

187 152 Trump was calling on men only when I was listening. Not many gotchas from them.
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (d4mMH)

Girl in green in the back row; quiet black girl in the third row or so.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:08 PM (UZ8BZ)

188 Feel good story of the year - CoronaVirus 2019 killed the regional alternative leftist weekly tabloids; The Reno News & Review, The Sacramento News & Review and Chico News & Review.



Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2020 06:08 PM (K3B2k)

189 152 Trump was calling on men only when I was listening. Not many gotchas from them.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (d4mMH)

There was a woman in the back that asked a question re the stock market the last 48 hours. It was something like, "Because of that (stock market), do you see the economic problems going away?"

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:08 PM (cF8AT)

190 147 Joe was just trying to shake hands but missed.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (mw1Wz)


He mistook her for one of those laptops before they had touchpads.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

191 1
fingering Joe..

Posted by: IC at March 26, 2020 05:47 PM (a0IVu)

___________

I will send another $1000 to the Trump campaign if he publicly labels Biden with that.

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (FduHe)

192
Alternate post title:

Good Ol' Uncle Fucking Joe

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (fhCLs)

193 So this was less than two years after Biden's attack on Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

194 >>I notice trump ignored her today.

Not just ignored but told her he was calling on someone else when she kept trying to break in.

Good.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (ZLI7S)

195 I told you c**k s**king, M****rF****rs to Shut. The. F**k. UP! (Back to your regular programming)

Posted by: abcnnbcbsmsnbcnprbbc at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (7Fj9P)

196 MUNG

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (zr5Kq)

197
>>>And a reporter keeps asking a question even though he's through the door....because she's special.


Striving for the prestigious Sam Donaldson Award.

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (l3+k2)

198 Honestly think Gabbard would have nothing to do with a Biden ticket. Not that stupid. Not as stupid as a, Tank, say.
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (90T4r)


Creepy Joe: "Hey, Tulsi, I want you to be my VP candidate."

Gabbard: "That's nice, Joe."

Creepy Joe: "All you gotta do is sit down, right here, on my hand."

Gabbard: (nods, backs slowly out of the room, runs as soon as she reaches the door)

Posted by: filbert at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (NiXyF)

199 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (arJlL)

200 MUMR, MUJA, and now MUNG.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (zr5Kq)

201 Wasn't Trump bragging that he was so rich and a star that they were alright with him grabbng them by the pussy? That implies consent. What Biden did was not desired or consented to. That is a huge difference. You can argue that Trump was obnoxious but it wasn't assault or taking advantage.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (QzF6i)
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Plus, Trump never said that *he* did anything like that: "When you're a star...". Although he may likely have been classifying himself as a star, he still could have been reporting on *observed* behavior to the extent of what you can get away with as a star.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (Eicbe)

202 198 Honestly think Gabbard would have nothing to do with a Biden ticket. Not that stupid. Not as stupid as a, Tank, say.
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (90T4r)

Creepy Joe: "Hey, Tulsi, I want you to be my VP candidate."

Gabbard: "That's nice, Joe."

Creepy Joe: "All you gotta do is sit down, right here, on my hand."

Gabbard: (nods, backs slowly out of the room, runs as soon as she reaches the door)
Posted by: filbert at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (NiXyF)

I think she conceal carries.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (UZ8BZ)

203 *told u

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (zr5Kq)

204 Wasn't Trump bragging that he was so rich and a star that they were alright with him grabbng them by the pussy? That implies consent. What Biden did was not desired or consented to. That is a huge difference. You can argue that Trump was obnoxious but it wasn't assault or taking advantage. Putting your hands on a little girl's shoulders and sniffing her hair is way different. Or grabbing someone and pushing them up against a wall? Come on, man.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (QzF6i)


exactly

The women were throwing themselves at Trump.
Women are repulsed by Biden.

Not even close to the same thing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (8fB/R)

205 Abbott's got a new point of care test.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (ZQR/T)

206 175 who is that vile bitch in the press briefing that is always asking the gotcha questions?

I notice trump ignored her today.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (s9Eo

The brunette who always has the look like she's arguing with an ex?

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)

207 Green gal seems alright, but she looks like Ronee Blakley.

That's all I'm saying.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (3DZIZ)

208 Are there no more hookers in Washington DC?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2020 05:56 PM

Are there no hookers? Are there no escorts?

Posted by: Zombie Ebeneezer Scrooge at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (rBtIz)

209 MSNBC is still covering the presser. CNN is not.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)

210 Just trying to spruce up the joint.

Posted by: Joe 2 Knuckles Biden at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (POXG+)

211 126. Yes Tara Reid is the unfortunate girl who has the bird boob.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (d4mMH)

212 Good Ol' Uncle Fucking Joe
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (fhCLs)

-----

You remeber Uncle Joe...

He was not afraid to rut the aide.

He's run off to Fire Lake.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (nw6Hr)

213 The brunette who always has the look like she's arguing with an ex?
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)

Yes, who is she and who does she work for? More importantly, why the hell is she allowed within 100yds of potus?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (s9Eo8)

214 rhomboid at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (El6T/)

===
SPOT ON!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (pw+jk)

215 MUMR, MUJA, and now MUNG.

And lo, the Sign Of Mung is oft-seen in this age.

Posted by: boulder t'dunsanian at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (ykYG2)

216 Under Oklahoma law what greasy Joe did is called Rape by Instrumentation

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (VNfwt)

217 Ronee Blackley?? BRB

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)

218 Apparently Bill Gates wants us all to be chipped to show if we have Teh 'Rona.

Oh, BBC radio did a full hour on how South Korea did so well with the Wuhans.

You know how they did it? They went full Big Brother.

After the MERS thing killed nearly 40 South Koreans they passed legislation allowing the government to follow the cell phones, GPS, and credit cards of anyone possibly exposed.

Alarms go off and the messages say this guy went to a sushi dinner, then spent 8-11:00 PM at a karaoke bar, and was then at a No Tell Motel until 04:00.

Affairs have been exposed. Shockingly. Anyway, that's the South Korean key to success. Full. Big. Brother.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (gd9RK)

219 Honestly think Gabbard would have nothing to do with a Biden ticket. Not that stupid. Not as stupid as a, Tank, say.
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:05 PM (90T4r)

---
Plus. Isn't that only one remove from colluding with a Russian?

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (Eicbe)

220 Levin warning inflation is coming with 2 trillion more dollars out there.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

221 With Pastafarian, though I don't think "we" matter in the process - as appalling and disgusting as it is, the spectacle of an already vapid pol in dramatic mental health free-fall - while prez candidate - should not be missed, and no chances should be taken that the Dems have a shot (they really don't, but close to 0 is the standard here).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (El6T/)

222 175 who is that vile bitch in the press briefing that is always asking the gotcha questions?



I notice trump ignored her today.



Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (s9Eo



The brunette who always has the look like she's arguing with an ex?

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)

Name of Karen, perchance?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (5v5Zx)

223 /true story

back in the 90's, when i had money/credit cards, i almost bought a NIB flamethrower through Shotgun News (i believe they were still legal then here in #Failifornia)

but then i thought about the possibilities of having a gallon or two of pressurized gasoline strapped to my body, with only Chicom Qwality Control between me and a horrible death, so i passed...


Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (vwf8z)

224 This situation is exactly why I've fought against scumbags like Joe Biden my whole life.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (j3npP)

225 209 MSNBC is still covering the presser. CNN is not.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)

There are some crazy high audience numbers for these. They're idiots for passing that up.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (UZ8BZ)

226 Like Evan Van Sciver said about BrieLarson " she looks like I owe here alimony".

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (KNsKs)

227 i believe TGP had this story as well...

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (vwf8z)

228 Under Oklahoma law what greasy Joe did is called Rape by Instrumentation
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (VNfwt)
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Just talking about it is a HIPAA violation.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 06:13 PM (Eicbe)

229 Are there no more hookers in Washington DC?
==============
Dude. They're ALL f**king whores.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 26, 2020 06:13 PM (7Fj9P)

230
who is that vile bitch in the press briefing that is always asking the gotcha questions?

I notice trump ignored her today.
Posted by: ghbucky

=======

I missed it. Are you referring to that ABC bitch Cecilia Vega? It's fun to watch her melting down on Election Night 2016 on YouTube as an antidote.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2020 06:13 PM (G51Gf)

231 Starerape : A Thing

Biden Finger Rape : Not A Thing

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 06:13 PM (POXG+)

232 226 Like Evan Van Sciver said about BrieLarson " she looks like I owe her alimony".
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (KNsKs)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:13 PM (UZ8BZ)

233 who's gonna tell poor Aunt Jill?

Posted by: x at March 26, 2020 06:13 PM (nFwvY)

234 *Ethan

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (UZ8BZ)

235
I'm a looker not a poker.

Posted by: Aqualung at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (t6XCL)

236 Biden will be bounced at the convention. He never had a chance of beating Trump anyway.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (mpXpK)

237 Yes, who is she and who does she work for? More importantly, why the hell is she allowed within 100yds of potus?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (s9Eo

ABC News Reporter Cecilia Vega

https://tinyurl.com/wem9kzb

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

238 This is a set up to get rid of Biden. It probably happened but being trotted out now when he's going to get killed in the generals? This seems like a might fine coincidence for an act of conscience.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (2Wwsr)

239 Plus, Trump never said that *he* did anything like
that: "When you're a star...". Although he may likely have been
classifying himself as a star, he still could have been reporting on
*observed* behavior to the extent of what you can get away with as a
star.





Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (Eicbe)

---
Trump slept with entire calendars worth of playmates. He has a scorecard that Slow Joe can only dream of.

Remember all the wimmenz who filed suit against him? Where'd those end up, anyway? Never hear about that.

Oh, the crazy woman with the porny fantasy - that was given wall-to-wall coverage.

Until she talked about liking it and couldn't stop being overtly weird.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

240 233 who's gonna tell poor Aunt Jill?
Posted by: x at March 26, 2020 06:13 PM (nFwvY)


Tat Old Joe went to Fire Lake??

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (90T4r)

241 150,00 new employees to be hired at Walmart!

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (UZ8BZ)

242 who is that vile bitch in the press briefing that is always asking the gotcha questions?




somebody's ex-girlfriend

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (zr5Kq)

243 You what keeps me up at night?

Flu Season : 2025

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (mw1Wz)

244 177
Amazing how not a single celebrity has a comment about these charges against Joe. Not one.


Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 06:07 PM (uEbPt)

_________


"It wasn't penetration-penetration." -- Whoopi Goldberg

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (FduHe)

245 Pizza Hut plussing up 30K permanent positions?? Hmm.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (El6T/)

246
As I'd stated before, I'm really suspicious of 27 year old allegations that come up at a time which is convenient for powerful people who want to sabotage Biden.

On the other hand, I find "Fuck Joe Plugs and the rest of his commie cocksucker Donk fellow travelers with the Barbed Cock of Satan" to be an extremely compelling argument.

BCoS wins.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (EGyGV)

247 Right Ethan,geez.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (KNsKs)

248 The brunette who always has the look like she's arguing with an ex?

She looks like she's channeling Aileen Wuornos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

249 The women were throwing themselves at Trump.

Women are repulsed by Biden.



Not even close to the same thing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:10 PM (8fB/R)
++++++++Seriously.....Look at the women he married. It is obvious he had no trouble finding gorgeous women to have fun with.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (QzF6i)

250 I missed it. Are you referring to that ABC bitch Cecilia Vega? It's fun to watch her melting down on Election Night 2016 on YouTube as an antidote.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2020 06:13 PM (G51Gf)

Might be her. Same hair color. But all the net images show her smiling, and she always looks angry in the briefings.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (s9Eo8)

251 The reporter is Kaitlan Collins of CNN.

Of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)

252 that gross flatulent 12 year old who wants you to pull his finger > Joe Biden

and his finger has less boogers

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (ykYG2)

253
Think about it, tho.
Empty doctors offices and empty airports all over the USA can't watch the president's briefings.

At least people at home have the option to change the channel!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (fhCLs)

254
Joey "Fingers" Biden

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (7rVsF)

255 Bill Gates is a sorry sob, a liar, and thief.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (ZQR/T)

256 Trump and Pence have a weird good cop-bad cop thing going with these Wuhan Flu briefings.

Posted by: filbert at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM (NiXyF)

257 Well, she's talking about shit from 18 years ago. I don't give a shit. I'll keep it in my verbal ammo box when bitches whine about Trump or Kavanaugh, or maybe people would like to wait until September to ask Joe about it.

Posted by: steve at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM (TTy55)

258 Stormy Daniels Status : Still fucking to pay Trump.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM (POXG+)

259 Deborah

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM (ZQR/T)

260 Birx up!

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM (UZ8BZ)

261 Dr. Birx looks so damn tired.
Bless them for their hard work.

Make it short again and get the heck out of there.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM (8fB/R)

262 Rumors leading to sex related scandal almost always come from the Dems.

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM (l3+k2)

263 220
Levin warning inflation is coming with 2 trillion more dollars out there.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

---
So after I refinance my mortgage at 2.5 percent, I can pay it off next year.

I'm good with that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

264 This is a set up to get rid of Biden

Of course it is, and it's bullshit, but still - Barbed Cock, meet Biden's buttocks.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 06:17 PM (ykYG2)

265 209 MSNBC is still covering the presser. CNN is not.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)



There are some crazy high audience numbers for these. They're idiots for passing that up.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (UZ8BZ)

they think their viewers don't want to hear about what the Feds are doing in this pandemic. They think their viewers would rather listen to the worst contestant in the history of Jeopardy.

weird, they just went back to it. I think that is an example of the censoring they have been talking about.

Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 06:17 PM (hHxp2)

266 NewsFlash: Cooke County is going to shit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:17 PM (mw1Wz)

267 This is Biden being taken off the board. This was unknown from 1993 until now? Horseshit, horseshit with a turbocharger. This is clearing the decks for the convention in Milwaukee. Bye Bye Biden.

Posted by: Monty James at March 26, 2020 06:17 PM (Zqz9o)

268 That very dark green-black (I think) is not Deborah's best color choice (I think).

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:17 PM (UZ8BZ)

269 Seriously.....Look at the women he married. It is obvious he had no trouble finding gorgeous women to have fun with.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

President Trump is the model for Chad Thundercock.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 26, 2020 06:17 PM (SfYbS)

270 That does it -- I'm calling and telling Biden's parents ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 06:17 PM (FduHe)

271
Like Evan Van Sciver said about BrieLarson " she looks like I owe here alimony".
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (KNsKs)







Is that like a flat tax?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 06:18 PM (EGyGV)

272 NewsFlash: Cooke County is going to shit.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:17 PM (mw1Wz)


Crook County IL has been shit for a long time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 06:18 PM (W/gIX)

273 Seriously.....Look at the women he married. It is obvious he had no trouble finding gorgeous women to have fun with.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 26, 2020 06:15 PM (QzF6i)

---
Go through the back issues off the New York gossip pages.

The man had serious game.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)

274 258
Stormy Daniels Status : Still fucking to pay Trump.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM (POXG+)

+++++++
She picked the wrong side(not to mention the wrong attorney) as did Blasey Ford. 15 minutes of fame for what?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 26, 2020 06:18 PM (QzF6i)

275 ABC News Reporter Cecilia Vega

https://tinyurl.com/wem9kzb
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:14 PM (cF8AT)


She's actually nice-looking when she smiles.

Of course, rattlesnakes might be nice-looking if they ever smiled too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

276 "You can take your thumb out of my ass any time Joe."

Posted by: Mrs Dean Wormer at March 26, 2020 06:18 PM (y0S2P)

277 271
Like Evan Van Sciver said about BrieLarson " she looks like I owe here alimony".
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (KNsKs)







Is that like a flat tax?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 06:18 PM (EGyGV)


Lol.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:18 PM (90T4r)

278 Birx said, specifically, that they'll be talking about domestic matters and not, for now, international.

Which seems fair.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:18 PM (UZ8BZ)

279 Well, she's talking about shit from 18 years ago. I
don't give a shit. I'll keep it in my verbal ammo box when bitches whine
about Trump or Kavanaugh, or maybe people would like to wait until
September to ask Joe about it.


Posted by: steve at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM (TTy55)

===
New Rules, new demo-commie rules.
They made them, they should be applied harder on the donkeys. I no longer give a shit about fair or anything like that.

THIS IS WAR AND THE LEFT NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED... COMPLETELY. THE FACT WE USE THEIR RULES MAKES IT SWEETER.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2020 06:19 PM (pw+jk)

280 She needs a good nights sleep and a day off.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:19 PM (ZQR/T)

281 Oooh...Birx talking about that poser in England.

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:19 PM (cF8AT)

282
There's no acknowledgement nor exploitation of Biden's loose shit by the Democrat Party because he's such a mess that he makes the entire party look bad.

It's pretty bad -- boastful liar, bullying short-tempered asshole, plagiarizer, sold his office to foreign governments, sexual assaulter, and finally advanced dementia. He's a long time prominent high profile Democrat, and he's reached a tipping point -- his accumulated shit can't be shucked off, explained or memory holed anymore. His associates are ignoring him because it's all they can do.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2020 06:19 PM (ztjvs)

283
Hate to defend Uncle Joe (he's a movin' kind of slow) but 1993?
Where was she at all the other elections?
But, Not My Rules!
Let the bodies hit the floor...

Posted by: MarkY at March 26, 2020 06:19 PM (k4aQF)

284 They're questioning England's numbers.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (ZQR/T)

285 267
This is Biden being taken off the board. This was unknown from 1993
until now? Horseshit, horseshit with a turbocharger. This is clearing
the decks for the convention in Milwaukee. Bye Bye Biden.

Posted by: Monty James at March 26, 2020 06:17 PM (Zqz9o)

---
He was needed to block Bernie, and that was achieved.

I know people are talking up Cuomo, but while he's reasonably lucid, he's also Governor Infanticide who will take all the guns.

Not going to play well in swing state, methinks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

286 Seared hippopotamus? I don't have time for this malarkey.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (H5knJ)

287
Sometimes it's hard to keep up with the specifics on the Party line.

But this one is fuckin' easy, guys. I shouldn't have to explain this.

THIS ISN'T NEWSWORTHY! PUT DOWN THAT TELEDILDONICS DEVICE! TELEDILDONICS DEVICES ARE FOR CLOSERS!

Posted by: Vremya Editor at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (II2Y0)

288 ...They think their viewers would rather listen to the worst contestant in the history of Jeopardy ...

_________


Hey now, that's a little harsh -- Broseidon at least won one game!

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (FduHe)

289 Dr Birx throwing the ridiculous Imperial College study under the bus, hard.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (zqs/f)

290 The man had serious game.

He also called gossip sites in his own voice claiming to be his PR guy claiming to talk about all the supermodels who wanted him. And planted "best sex of my life" stories in the NY tabloids.

He's the right man for our times but he's a seriously flawed vessel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (gd9RK)

291 I'll take it - the antibody test.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (zr5Kq)

292

Woman who licked toilet seat for "coronavirus challenge" wants to cough on Dr. Phil

https://tinyurl.com/vbm5evc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (aKsyK)

293 This is a set up to get rid of Biden

Of course it is, and it's bullshit, but still - Barbed Cock, meet Biden's buttocks.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 06:17 PM (ykYG2)



Yeah, someone wants him out.
But I still believe it.

These are the cards they all hold and pull them out when needed, otherwise these people are protected.

Deep state involved.

You just know that Pelosi pulled out a card on Schumer, then put it back in her witches pouch for now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (8fB/R)

294 285

He was needed to block Bernie, and that was achieved.

I know people are talking up Cuomo, but while he's reasonably lucid, he's also Governor Infanticide who will take all the guns.

Not going to play well in swing state, methinks.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

Not the Mooch, surely?

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)

295 CNN


Clown Nose Network

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2020 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

296 "The predictions of the models don't match the reality on the ground." -Birx.

Posted by: filbert at March 26, 2020 06:21 PM (NiXyF)

297 Do these people actually exist or are the numbers wrong? We're looking at this closely.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:21 PM (ZQR/T)

298 Yikes. "Or we have the transmission entirely wrong."

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:21 PM (UZ8BZ)

299 Much more sound predicting now

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:21 PM (zr5Kq)

300 *predictions

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:21 PM (zr5Kq)

301 283She was votin for Clinton. Gore, Obama and Clinton.

Posted by: steve at March 26, 2020 06:21 PM (TTy55)

302 A lot of women thought his vessel was just fine. I mean just look at Melania.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 26, 2020 06:21 PM (QzF6i)

303 I will issue forth the mightiest of LOLs if Cuomo makes a play at the convention and Biden wins the first vote anyway.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (ykYG2)

304 She could have gotten a 'job' on the Hill.

Posted by: Obiden at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (2mNYE)

305 That does it -- I'm calling and telling Biden's parents ...

LMAO!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (dUJdY)

306 193 So this was less than two years after Biden's attack on Clarence Thomas.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2020 06:09 PM (oVJmc)
----------------------------------
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (M/9m0)

307

Brix stomping on this mandatory DNR talk. Good.

And she said the models are totally fubar'd with respect to the actual data they're seeing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (rCwaK)

308

Birx rocking.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (8fB/R)

309 >>He also called gossip sites in his own voice claiming to be his PR guy claiming to talk about all the supermodels who wanted him. And planted "best sex of my life" stories in the NY tabloids.


Worked didn't it?

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (lELxn)

310
btw, if we all stop working for a few more months, we will starve.

But first, the food shortage riots. Then the starvation.

We Must, At Some Point Soon, Re-Start All Production.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (fhCLs)

311 Brix is telling the press they are fucking retards... but nicely.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (s9Eo8)

312

Birx has to talk to them like children, because that is who they are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (8fB/R)

313 She's scolding the press.

If she were a nun she'd be rapping knuckles.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (ZQR/T)

314 How is the media not violating the First Amendment by YELLING FIRE IN A CROWDED THEATER?

The media needs to have their wings clipped with prejudice, like in pheasant hunting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (pw+jk)

315 PSA:

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POLISH 7.62X54R 147GR FMJ LPS AMMUNITION 440RD SPAM CAN-P54R

$ 209.99 Daily Deal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2020 06:00 PM (Vddbf)




The last 880rd crate that I bought cost me $202 delivered. And I bitched about that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (xQJTG)

316 I'm battling for the soul of the nation and I need your support! And some lemon juice for my fingers.

Posted by: Dementia Joe at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (BRpqW)

317 Bernie got the second most votes during the primary, by far.


He's next in line if Joe goes bye-bye.

The question is, if Joe goes bye-bye, are his delegates free agents?

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (l3+k2)

318 And she said the models are totally fubar'd with respect to the actual data they're seeing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (rCwaK)


First time a model was horseshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

319 Levin warning inflation is coming with 2 trillion more dollars out there.



Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)


---
So after I refinance my mortgage at 2.5 percent, I can pay it off next year.

I'm good with that.





Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:16 PM

---

Same here. We are going to move September/October this year and buy a new house. We might move that up a bit to catch some of these crazy low mortgage rates and buy a bit earlier than we had planned.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (JUOKG)

320 Don't worry, I am sure that President Trump's team will file this away for a good one-liner during the debates, no matter who ends up as the opponent.

If it's Biden, he can bring it up straight to his face.

If it's someone other than Biden, he just says "yeah, well, we all know you're just here, because your previous choice had to bow out due to rape allegations."

Only, probably something much more witty than that.

And then the media will be forced to cover it.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (Do5/p)

321 I think Dr. Blix , in a really gentle , eloquent, calm and soft-spoken way , just kicked several dozen asses.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (mw1Wz)

322 *Drudge needs to burn its current web page

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (zr5Kq)

323 Hate to defend Uncle Joe (he's a movin' kind of slow) but 1993?

Where was she at all the other elections?

But, Not My Rules!

Let the bodies hit the floor...

Posted by: MarkY at March 26, 2020 06:19 PM (k4aQF)


Why I'm still convinced this sounds like it's right out of the dem playbook. I think some in the DNC realize he's one banana short of a split, and this is the foot in the door to give him the treatment. We'll know if that's the case when the media starts reporting it.

They can act all shocked like everybody else, and not lose face by putting in somebody who's brain is still on the beach in Cuba. Or at least sow enough doubt to have a brokered convention. Timing is critical, because if he goes down now, still too many people will want Bernie. Gotta make sure he's eased all the way out of the picture.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (8B6Ng)

324 >>Under Oklahoma law what greasy Joe did is called Rape by Instrumentation

Instrument? I'm not very musical. I did know a fellow in the White House that played the sax. Maybe you have us mixed up.

Posted by: Slo Joe at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (2cuLk)

325 "Note that the accuser told friends about the attack at the time of the attack, which the media has previously considered strongly corroborating evidence."

____________________________

Oh come one. Next you'll tell me that the accuser provided a time of occurrence as well as a place. Not possible...

Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (fElEV)

326 DoNotResuscitate? There is no situation like that in the US, now, for coronavirus.

--Birx

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (UZ8BZ)

327 284
They're questioning England's numbers.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:20 PM (ZQR/T)

---
No one can claim vindication yet. Not enough time has passed.

This like the Battle of the Atlantic - you watch the trend lines week by week to see what's working and what isn't.

The cases that are dying/being hospitalized now were contracted before any of the shutdowns. So at this point, the curve is basically the same.

What will be decisive is if we see a leveling off next week. That will tell us if the measures worked.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (cfSRQ)

328

We Must, At Some Point Soon, Re-Start All Production.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

But...but...
you might get the FLU!

Posted by: MarkY at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (k4aQF)

329 The Mooch should be kickin' the stalls by now.

Posted by: klaftern at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (RuIsu)

330 Fouci up

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:24 PM (ZQR/T)

331 Perez Hilton>Drudge Report

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:24 PM (90T4r)

332 Ava or whatever toilet lickers name was really needs to get the Wuhan virus. Might be the only thing to straighten her out.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)

333 Here comes Faucci and tries to undermine Birx.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:24 PM (zr5Kq)

334 316 I'm battling for the soul of the nation and I need your support! And some lemon juice for my fingers.
Posted by: Dementia Joe at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (BRpqW)


"Soul? What? You gotta enunciate. I thought you said ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

335 Forcibly Penetrated an Unwilling Staffer... words to live by.

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 26, 2020 06:24 PM (3H9h1)

336 Hope Birx steps on his big toe...AGAIN.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:24 PM (ZQR/T)

337 Amateur Webzine Slate > Drudge Report

Posted by: Dementia Joe at March 26, 2020 06:25 PM (BRpqW)

338 312 Birx has to talk to them like children, because that is who they are.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (8fB/R)

So does Fauci. LOL.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:25 PM (UZ8BZ)

339
What Brix was pissed at was there were several stories of hospitals asking for "guidance" on DNR orders. Mandatory, against patient and family wishes. IOW, we won't to let these people die if they go code blue, 'cause they're too infectious to save.

She was (gently) telling them to fuck off with that shit, and telling the media to quit talking about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 06:25 PM (rCwaK)

340 Brix is telling the press they are fucking retards... but nicely.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 06:22 PM (s9Eo

===
So nice, the retards in the media did not even know they had been called retards.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2020 06:25 PM (pw+jk)

341 DoNotResuscitate?

Leave Biden out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

342 This motherfucker. You know?

Posted by: Clarence Thomas at March 26, 2020 06:26 PM (H5knJ)

343 320 Don't worry, I am sure that President Trump's team will file this away for a good one-liner during the debates, no matter who ends up as the opponent.

If it's Biden, he can bring it up straight to his face.

If it's someone other than Biden, he just says "yeah, well, we all know you're just here, because your previous choice had to bow out due to rape allegations."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (Do5/p)

This is great.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:26 PM (UZ8BZ)

344 WTF is he talking about...somebody pull him off stage...

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:26 PM (zr5Kq)

345 Hans Brix!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong Il at March 26, 2020 06:26 PM (BRpqW)

346 Imagine where we'd be right now if the truck drivers and grocery workers decided to shelter in place and sit this one out.

Posted by: Fortcoins at March 26, 2020 06:26 PM (JbL9Q)

347 No one can claim vindication yet. Not enough time has passed.


I see you missed the Morning Report.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:27 PM (mw1Wz)

348 WTF is he talking about...somebody pull him off stage...
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:26 PM (zr5Kq)


Was just wondering the exact same thing. He's lost the plot.

Posted by: filbert at March 26, 2020 06:27 PM (NiXyF)

349

blah blah blah fauci, really?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:27 PM (8fB/R)

350 But PDT said pussy

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 06:27 PM (JFO2v)

351 I wonder if anybody besides old geezers (like me) notice that we are living through historical times? And the end of something great?

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 06:27 PM (XhWtx)

352 He's using words and terms that the audience do not understand. But he is throwing chum at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:27 PM (ZQR/T)

353 What is this " vindication" shit???

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:28 PM (90T4r)

354 Aaaaand locsl media cuts awsy in time tospoke dr. Blix.

IK BLICK IX!!!

Posted by: getting the armed banned bsck together with pitchforks, torches, and puppies at March 26, 2020 06:28 PM (mvcwc)

355 Imagine where we'd be right now if the truck drivers and grocery workers decided to shelter in place and sit this one out.
Posted by: Fortcoins at March 26, 2020 06:26 PM (JbL9Q)


They are the unsung heroes.

To hell with celebrities, who are generally useless assholes, who are WAY overvalued. These people are UNDER valued.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

356 While I don't believe all women, I find these allegations credible due to Creepy Joe Biden's public behavior with members of the fairer sex.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 26, 2020 06:28 PM (/Njku)

357 And the end of something great?

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 06:27 PM (XhWtx)


NO, it's not over, the good times have only begun.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:28 PM (ZQR/T)

358 Oh, Fauci just blew a mic drop. He said we'll get this and we'll be back here to talk about it thank you and then he turned to walk away.

Then he came back. That's not how you do a mic drop.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 26, 2020 06:28 PM (gd9RK)

359 Now here's your calibration: Fauci is 80. Biden is 77 (IIRC).

Compare and contrast their public speaking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

360 Only good thing I got out of Fauci is that they are working on vaccines in real time as they see them working.

Versus waiting and seeing it works, and then going into production.

Trump MAGA!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:28 PM (8fB/R)

361 I wonder if anybody besides old geezers (like me) notice that we are
living through historical times? And the end of something great?


I put my COVID-19 Guidelines postcard in my scrap book.


After I wiped it with bleach of course.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:29 PM (mw1Wz)

362 So 2020 will be:

Trump, who didn't grab anyone by the pussy, but just explained that women will sometimes let rich people touch them intimately, consensually.

Biden, who is a fucking inbred monkey, who forcibly grabbed a woman's pussy without her consent.

Have I got that right?


BRB, gotta order a Pussy Hat for election day.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2020 06:29 PM (/wA+f)

363 Thanks for the prayers. NO reply yet on the test, will either be tomorrow or Monday. Feeling better today, more energy, had some distressing diarrhea last night, still coughing, but no labored breathing, no pain in chest, and fever may have subsided.

Thank you all, and God Bless. Will post when I get the results.

Posted by: acethepug at March 26, 2020 06:29 PM (qPKAe)

364 He's using words and terms that the audience do not understand.

Cat. Dog.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

365 Oh, Fauci just blew a mic drop.

He came up short.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:29 PM (mw1Wz)

366 So there I was getting some stinkfinger off Carol rottencrotch and along comes Sally...but I had lifeguard duty and duty called.

That was the day I backed down Cornpop.

It was a hot day all right.

And the night got hotter.

Posted by: Obiden at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (2mNYE)

367 Roy Moore. He was hit on stuff that occurred in the 70s. And the stuff he was accused of couldn't be classified as a sexual assault in any way.

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (PXqkf)

368 DAYDRINKING ARTHRITIS FINGERS SUCK


Posted by: getting the armed banned bsck together with pitchforks, torches, and puppiesr at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (mvcwc)

369 The last 880rd crate that I bought cost me $202 delivered. And I bitched about that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (xQJTG)

===
It's been a quite some time but I think I got my last 880 round crate was the same. Think I got it from SAG AMMO. The one I got earlier was less than 168 delivered. My UPS guy was hating on me and the package weights but it was the time of early Preezy Shit Midas.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (pw+jk)

370 The boy spawn works as a bus driver on campus. Since classes have been cancelled for the rest of the semester he has no job. He just found out that the university is going to continue paying him for the job he isn't actually doing for the rest of the semester. His response was.... "I fucking LOVE covid!"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (myjNJ)

371 Heard from my buddy in the SoCal hospital. They're talking about turning the entire ICU tower into a Covid hospital. But this sounds like they're spooked because of NY. Cases are going up, but it's a slow steady increase, not logarithmic.


They seem to think the problem is nobody is taking it seriously - I have no idea how it's going in SoCal, but it's pretty deserted in my neck of the woods. Ain't no way in hell we're going to survive 8-10 weeks of SIP though. I'll take my chances.

Just heard some infectious disease doc from Stanford saying he thinks this isn't even as bad as a regular flu, more and more data coming in to support that.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (8B6Ng)

372 >>I wonder if anybody besides old geezers (like me) notice that we are
living through historical times? And the end of something great?

We're going to come out of this with a country much more in tune with decoupling from China and becoming much more self-sufficient. I think we're headed for something greater.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (ZLI7S)

373 Fauci is utterly locked into "Randomized controlled trials".

If we're locking down whole swaths of the country, isn't it a reasonable inference given that, that we don't have time to do full-up, business-as-usual trials because OMG EVERYBODY'S DYING!!!

Posted by: filbert at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (NiXyF)

374 Boy, that brunette looks like you could break a rock on her face.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

375 I see you missed the Morning Report.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:27 PM (mw1Wz)

---
No, I saw the people spiking the football and claiming the win at halftime.

I'm not going to be stampeded one way or the other. I've been tracking the numbers and they're inconclusive.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)

376 Have Joe's staff told him about these allegations, perhaps while feeding him his evening porridge.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 06:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

377 366 So there I was getting some stinkfinger off Carol rottencrotch and along comes Sally...but I had lifeguard duty and duty called.

That was the day I backed down Cornpop.

It was a hot day all right.

And the night got hotter.
Posted by: Obiden at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (2mNYE)

Smell my fingers

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at March 26, 2020 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

378 After this, Fauci will retire.
Fauci will write a book.
Fauci will trash Trump in that book.





Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:31 PM (zr5Kq)

379 acethepug sounds lkke your coming out of the woods, good news

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 06:31 PM (ZCEU2)

380
What's this?

Fake News, right now, is telling me the "USA leads the world in confirmed cases."

WTF??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:31 PM (fhCLs)

381 This story is probably going to have to come out from the National Tattler, or whatever. Just like Sen My Little Pony (I feel pretty!!) who was boning his girlfriend while his wife was literally dying.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 06:31 PM (VNfwt)

382 Being a well known Democrat means you can rape women AND get paid from Ukraine oil companies.

A two-fer!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

383 Spain would appear to be boned. They ordered 640000 testing kits... from China.

And they didn't work.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 06:32 PM (ykYG2)

384 If we're locking down whole swaths of the country, isn't it a reasonable inference given that, that we don't have time to do full-up, business-as-usual trials because OMG EVERYBODY'S DYING!!!

Posted by: filbert at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (NiXyF)


Gotta keep a cool head. You need to know you're actually helping people, not hurting them, or just jerking off, before devoting a lot of resources to making the stuff.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

385 380
What's this?

Fake News, right now, is telling me the "USA leads the world in confirmed cases."

WTF??
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:31 PM (fhCLs)

US leads the world in obese poor!

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at March 26, 2020 06:32 PM (JFO2v)

386

Thanks for checking in, acethepug.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:33 PM (fhCLs)

387 Never mind. He just got the latest update - the report last night was 7k new cases in the US, that has officially doubled - it's 15k now., 4700 in NY in past 24 hours.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 06:33 PM (8B6Ng)

388
C'mon, man.

That Tara Reade story is malarkey.

Pure malarkey.

...

...

Oh, and son of a bitch, I never washed that hand.

*sniffs hand*

Yeah, baby. That's my Reade-ing hand.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 06:33 PM (9wmyx)

389 Braenyard @ 357- I mean the the good times are on the other bank over there, over this damn river that seems to be made of blood. Tree of Liberty, and all that. Sacrifice is inevitable for a lot of folks.

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 06:33 PM (XhWtx)

390

What they need to do, and are scrambling to do, is get an accurate antibody test to determine the true incidence of this in the population. Get good random samples and get an accurate idea of how many have recovered and are immune with mild or no symptoms.

If that is high, then the models grossly overestimated the the hospitalization rates and mortality rates, and underestimated the transmissiblity.

IOW, the bad cases we're seeing now are closer to the top of the curve, and not at the beginning.

And thus, the peak number of hospitalized and dying will be much smaller. MUCH smaller.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 06:33 PM (rCwaK)

391 What's this?

Fake News, right now, is telling me the "USA leads the world in confirmed cases."


"We're #1!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

392 China fked Spain once you might think they wouldn't come back to that well.
They did and got fked again.
Third times the charm they say

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 06:33 PM (ZCEU2)

393 Small wonder that no one is covering the Biden issue. He's such a pathetic mediocrity, what is there of interest to say about it?

(A bar)
"Huh. Story here says Joe Biden fingered some young girl thirty years ago."
"Really? Huh. Isn't he the guy that was the..."
"Senator."
"Yeah. And VP. Or something."
"Yeah."
"Yeah. Huh.... Bobby. 'Nother beer when you get a chance, thanks."

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 06:34 PM (yvnmY)

394 The Bond franchise is doing a remake of Goldfinger.

It's called Joefinger.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

395 I'm waiting for one of these reporters to ask, "So, can God make a rock so big he can't move it?"

Their questions just go on and on and on to such a stupid level.

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:34 PM (cF8AT)

396 2 days of hell done. Time for a beer or 12

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2020 06:34 PM (Z7lwY)

397 Roy Moore. He was hit on stuff that occurred in the 70s. And the stuff he was accused of couldn't be classified as a sexual assault in any way.

That's why I don't get upset about Woody Allen marrying someone else's adopted daughter and staying married.

Would I hire either of these guys to chaperone the prom? No. Am I going to join the outrage bandwagon? Also no.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 06:34 PM (ykYG2)

398 So in our county, a thousand tests given with 14 cases of Coronavirus found all treated and released healthy. Yet the county issues a Stay at Home order. Health person says "just look how bad it is in NYC"?

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 06:34 PM (PXqkf)

399 We must believe the womenz!!!!

Posted by: Dingbat at March 26, 2020 06:34 PM (KylN9)

400 Here comes Miss Charm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (YqDXo)

401 I think it's the hair up thing that I like.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (K22Va)

402 Thanks for the prayers. NO reply yet on the test, will either be tomorrow or Monday. Feeling better today, more energy, had some distressing diarrhea last night, still coughing, but no labored breathing, no pain in chest, and fever may have subsided.

Thank you all, and God Bless. Will post when I get the results.
Posted by: acethepug at March 26, 2020 06:29 PM (qPKAe)


vomiting for a few days before?
My dad had something similar to that last week. He recovered after the diarrhea. Still a bit tired, but he's old.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (8fB/R)

403 Fake News, right now, is telling me the "USA leads the world in confirmed cases."



WTF??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:31 PM (fhCLs)


Friend at LA ICU just said the same numbers, he's reporting what the NY hosiptals are telling them. Friend in Bronx admitted 2 dozen 48 hours ago. So the numbers we have will be reported soon at 15k.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (8B6Ng)

404 391 What's this?

Fake News, right now, is telling me the "USA leads the world in confirmed cases."

"We're #1!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (cF8AT)

405 I can listen to Dr. Colonel Birx for a long , long time.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (zr5Kq)

406 391 What's this?

Fake News, right now, is telling me the "USA leads the world in confirmed cases."

"We're #1!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

Now everybody piss their pants, and cower, dammit!!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (90T4r)

407 Smell The Knuckle

Posted by: Spinal Tap at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (POXG+)

408 Glad you feel better acethepug.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (dUJdY)

409
Ha! The girl and her friend just nearly succeeded in pranking me into believing one of them had been severely cut with a pair of scissors. Nearly, but not quite.

However, after looking into my newfound powers, I've decided that pranking people is an essential industry, and instructed them to start pulling their stunt on unsuspecting passers-by.

Out of an abundance of caution.

For the greater good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (II2Y0)

410 USA leads the world in confirmed cases - so confirmed act of war from the country that must not be named.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (SwWMX)

411 I've done it before I can do it again_Birx

She just said they can locate it down to a gps coordinate and the dumb brunette asks about counties.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (ZQR/T)

412 IOW, the bad cases we're seeing now are closer to the top of the curve, and not at the beginning.



And thus, the peak number of hospitalized and dying will be much smaller. MUCH smaller.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 06:33 PM (rCwaK)

---
I certainly hope so.

If nothing else, this has been a needed jolt to our ossified political system. It was the only way for us to wake up and realize how dependent we are on China.

A deadly pandemic is not an "if" but a "when." If we can learn the lesson, this will be worthwhile.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)

413 'm waiting for one of these reporters to ask, "So, can God make a rock so big he can't move it?"


"Are you aware the 'dog' spelled backwards is 'God'?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

414 ABC News Reporter Cecilia Vega just asked again a question that Birx had just answered.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (UZ8BZ)

415

Birx "we owe it to the President"

they have his back

love it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (8fB/R)

416 Any reporter asking a gotcha question needs to be waterboarded for research purposes

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

417 Thing is, we don't know how bad it really is. They're just admitting anybody that comes in and feels bad, and if they test positive they get put on the chart. Are they worse than the flu? Who knows. Still think it's overblown.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (8B6Ng)

418 This is not going to be a serious thread, is it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (DMUuz)

419 Ace,

You write these stories as if we lived in a country with a free press and a Constitutional system of law based on all being equal before the law.

Get a grip....

We are China's bitch though our rulers still indulge us by using English. For now.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (xXx5y)

420 yo

The Times Up Legal Defense Fund, a non-profit organization set up within the National Womens Law Center, which is itself a non-profit, initially seemed interested in taking Tara Reades case against Biden. But after discussions within the organization, Reade was declined help because Biden was a candidate for federal office, which could jeopardize the organizations non-profit status, The Intercept reported.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at March 26, 2020 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

421 CNN cut away again right when Pence started speaking. It must be personal for some reason. They did that twice.

Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 06:37 PM (hHxp2)

422 415 Birx "we owe it to the President"

they have his back

love it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (8fB/R)

That was super-great.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:38 PM (UZ8BZ)

423 Any reporter asking a gotcha question needs to be waterboarded for research purposes
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

lol

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)

424 415

Birx "we owe it to the President"

they have his back

love it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (8fB/R)


Thought I heard, en garde'.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:38 PM (ZQR/T)

425 blah blah blah blah

Talk to the back, bitch.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:38 PM (mw1Wz)

426 We need data points !

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)

427 421 CNN cut away again right when Pence started speaking. It must be personal for some reason. They did that twice.
Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 06:37 PM (hHxp2)

Their loss.
$$$$$

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:38 PM (UZ8BZ)

428 Reade was declined help because Biden was a candidate for federal office, which could jeopardize the organizations non-profit status, The Intercept reported.
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe

Running for office sure does keep Joe off the hook.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 06:38 PM (VNfwt)

429 398
So in our county, a thousand tests given with 14 cases of Coronavirus
found all treated and released healthy. Yet the county issues a Stay at
Home order. Health person says "just look how bad it is in NYC"?





Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 06:34 PM (PXqkf)

---
Michigan had two cases a couple of weeks ago. Everyone shrugged. Now closing in on 3,000, 60 dead and major hospitals are out of bed space.

Life comes at you fast.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

430 vomiting for a few days before?

My dad had something similar to that last week. He recovered after the diarrhea. Still a bit tired, but he's old.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM (8fB/R)

Somebody else I know tested positive, and said it was like a bad stomach bug. Just a few days ago, they said that wasn't one of the symptoms. I don't get it. So, TP *was* a good idea after all?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 06:39 PM (8B6Ng)

431 Young Vega quacking even as they leave.

Put her ass in the back next time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:39 PM (YqDXo)

432 >> CNN cut away again right when Pence started speaking. It must be personal for some reason. They did that twice.

Kaitlan Collins got her question in and that's all they cared about.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

433 Fred "Curly" Neal, the face of the Harlem Globetrotters for 22 years, died Thursday morning in Houston at the age of 77, the team announced on Twitter.

I met Curley in 1968. The day MLK was assassinated.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at March 26, 2020 06:39 PM (JFO2v)

434 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


April 1 is near.

Make the kids cardboard sammiches. simply substitute a square of cardboard for the lunchmeat. use all other condiments and cut to size.

My kids loved it when I got them both pretty good several years ago. their friends were all jealous.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2020 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

435 Now CSPAN is reading the NYT to us.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:39 PM (ZQR/T)

436
all the net images show her smiling, and she always looks angry in the briefings.
Posted by: ghbucky

=======

That is standard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2020 06:40 PM (G51Gf)

437 434 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


April 1 is near.

Make the kids cardboard sammiches. simply substitute a square of cardboard for the lunchmeat. use all other condiments and cut to size.

My kids loved it when I got them both pretty good several years ago. their friends were all jealous.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2020 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)


Lol.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:40 PM (90T4r)

438 acethepug sounds lkke your coming out of the woods, good news

Yes, very good news. Prayers will keep coming.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 06:40 PM (pPNCa)

439 Fake News, right now, is telling me the "USA leads the world in confirmed cases."

The likely English-language translation of this is something like: largest nation that prioritizes testing and publishes honest numbers has most positive test results.

Happy to be corrected with actual data if that's not so.

Posted by: Clarence Thomas at March 26, 2020 06:40 PM (H5knJ)

440 Kaitlan Collins got her question in and that's all they cared about.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)


Is she the bitchy one in the front row? I may have misidentified her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (YqDXo)

441 >>>433 Fred "Curly" Neal, the face of the Harlem Globetrotters for 22 years, died Thursday morning in Houston at the age of 77, the team announced on Twitter.

I met Curley in 1968. The day MLK was assassinated.
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe

...

I remember that day! I was riding the bus in solidarity with the Negroes in Selma, and Eartha Kitt accidentally sat on my hand emitted the most delightful fart.

Posted by: Sundown Joe at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

442 Kaitlan Collins that's the brunette, thank you.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (ZQR/T)

443 Neighbor is a nurse in the largest hospital in my area and I asked her today if they had a lot of people on respirators from the china virus and she said not one... They are planning for it though... I live in a County of 500 thousand

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (5bxa0)

444 Get offa me, Justice Thomas.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (H5knJ)

445


Michigan had two cases a couple of weeks ago. Everyone shrugged. Now closing in on 3,000, 60 dead and major hospitals are out of bed space.

==

yes, but what about flu ? it kills too. and no one issues stay at home orders over flu.

(I'm just being a wiseass , but that is what going on in many people's minds)

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (zr5Kq)

446 Smell The Moose Knuckle
Posted by: Spinal Tap at March 26, 2020 06:35 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (DMUuz)

447 ---
Michigan had two cases a couple of weeks ago. Everyone shrugged. Now closing in on 3,000, 60 dead and major hospitals are out of bed space.

Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

-------

How many total people died in Michigan in that time period?

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (PXqkf)

448 Did the Fake News Networks blow off the Presser? E.g., seems that the NBC chair is empty?

Posted by: Dingbat at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (KylN9)

449 396 2 days of hell done. Time for a beer or 12

"I drank 20 beers in 20 different places, looking for my baby last night" - county song

Posted by: palamino club at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (mvcwc)

450 lol nurse!! That's freaking awesome.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (dUJdY)

451 Fox has gone to the dogs.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (48RE5)

452 The events of these days make me wish I'm a lumberjack and okay.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

453 The brunette in front is Collins ? I don't thinks so.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (zr5Kq)

454 >>Is she the bitchy one in the front row? I may have misidentified her.

Yep. She was already suspended once from the White House for asking inappropriate questions.

Total resting bitch face.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

455
This is not going to be a serious thread, is it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (DMUuz)






You're new here, aren't you?

*just bustin' yer balls a bit*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (EGyGV)

456 Kaitlan Collins got her question in and that's all they cared about.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)


How would you like to come home to this mug:

https://tinyurl.com/sdwef2m

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

457 Fox and all the press shrieking that the US has more deaths than PRC.

And no one questions the PRC numbers.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (+fPHo)

458 432 >> CNN cut away again right when Pence started speaking. It must be personal for some reason. They did that twice.

Kaitlan Collins got her question in and that's all they cared about.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

I need a seating chart.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (UZ8BZ)

459 421 CNN cut away again right when Pence started speaking. It must be personal for some reason. They did that twice.
Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 06:37 PM (hHxp2)

CNN hates Pence, just like the rest of the MSM. They can't find anything to ever attack him on or criticize him for, so they put on a concerted effort to de-platform him. Even people on our side don't realize that he travels around the country and meets and speaks with Trump supporters constantly - but the MSM puts a total embargo on ever mentioning anything he does. it's very deliberate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2020 06:43 PM (V2Yro)

460 I can't remember the last time I watched Fox.

Whatever set me off made me stay away and I haven't missed it a bit.

Posted by: Spinal Tap at March 26, 2020 06:43 PM (POXG+)

461 And Michigan probably didn't just have two cases two weeks ago. Nobody knows how many people are infected.

And bullshit on the hospitals.

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 06:43 PM (PXqkf)

462 nood wapo

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2020 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)

463 Yep. She was already suspended once from the White House for asking inappropriate questions.

Total resting bitch face.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)


I thought that that was Cecilia Vega, who is much nicer looking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

464 US has more corona deaths than NK. NK is awesome!

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (zr5Kq)

465 They seem to think the problem is nobody is taking it seriously - I have no idea how it's going in SoCal, but it's pretty deserted in my neck of the woods. Ain't no way in hell we're going to survive 8-10 weeks of SIP though. I'll take my chances.

Just heard some infectious disease doc from Stanford saying he thinks this isn't even as bad as a regular flu, more and more data coming in to support that.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 06:30 PM (8B6Ng)


Its been quiet around here, seems for the most part people are staying in

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (M+Lyo)

466
Any reporter asking a gotcha question needs to be waterboarded for research purposes
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (Uu+Jp)







Actually, I think it would be prudent to waterboard anyone with a press pass.

Out of an abundance of caution.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (EGyGV)

467
How many total people died in Michigan in that time period?

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 06:41 PM (PXqkf)

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If we had traffic accidents cause 60 deaths and hundreds injured over two weeks, the State Police would go nuts and close the freeways.

If there were riots that left 60 dead and hundreds hospitalized, we'd be under martial law.

I know people like to smack straw men around, but it's really getting absurd.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)

468 So... according to the information given out at today WuHuFlu brief, the data is beginning to clearly indicate that this isn't nearly as bad a bug as it was made out to be.
Lethal when it is, sure, but on a numerical risk, not really unmanageable.

This while the lying media claims Trump wants to kill off G'pa and G'ma with the BrakRungFlu...

Once again the Media steps on a rake and blacks their own eye.

You know, if I didn't know any better, I would say it almost seems like Trump is intentionally giving the hostile media rope with which to hang themselves.

Guess maybe I don't know any better. ;-)

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (af5xa)

469 >>How would you like to come home to this mug:

That's her alright.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)

470 "I have no idea how it's going in SoCal, but it's pretty deserted in my neck of the woods."



I just flew from Seattle to LAX. Four passengers on the flight.

Chicken Little x 10^23

Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (/wA+f)

471 Respirators and Hospitalizations VS mild symptoms and asymptomatic illness. Any wonder people are confused?This Media messaging is shit.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (90T4r)

472 Nood.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (WEBkv)

473 A year ago, Reade -- who supported the campaigns of Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and Bernie Sanders (I-VT) -- attempted to come forward with stories of sexual harassment in Biden's offices.

So did she become a supporter of Warren and Sanders because of this incident with Biden?

Otherwise, why was she working for Biden in the first place if she didn't support him?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (Do5/p)

474 433
Fred "Curly" Neal, the face of the Harlem Globetrotters for 22 years,
died Thursday morning in Houston at the age of 77, the team announced on
Twitter.

I have their whistling theme song on a 45rpm record I got from seeing them at the Chicago Stadium years ago. Guys were great with that bucket of confetti they pretended was water and threw into the crowd. RIP

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (K22Va)

475 If there were riots that left 60 dead and hundreds hospitalized, we'd be under martial law.

How about in Milwaukee? Not an entirely hypothetical question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

476 Didn't see Cecilia today.

And don't think the black girl got a question.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:46 PM (ZQR/T)

477 I need a seating chart.

What the presspool needs is a speaker under each chair, so whenever some hack starts with a 'gonnagitcha' question, it plays a comical fart noise a la Swalwell. Or the clown theme song.

Acosta gets Beck's "Loser", just for him.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 06:46 PM (ykYG2)

478 This is not going to be a serious thread, is it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2020 06:36 PM (DMUuz)


DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2020 06:48 PM (hku12)

479 If we had traffic accidents cause 60 deaths and hundreds injured over two weeks, the State Police would go nuts and close the freeways.

If there were riots that left 60 dead and hundreds hospitalized, we'd be under martial law.

I know people like to smack straw men around, but it's really getting absurd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)

------------

How many people died of natural causes in Michigan in the past two weeks?

Your making the straw man argument. Equating human caused deaths with a viral infection.

Do better.

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 06:48 PM (PXqkf)

480 off sox

I did meet Curley

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 06:49 PM (JFO2v)

481 Henceforth he shall be know as Fingerbang yo ho Joe.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 26, 2020 06:52 PM (IYHxL)

482 Trump, as youth was handsome, tall, and rich. I'm sure gettin' some was never a huge effort. I think his comment to Billy Bush was more to the effect that in Hollywood, even that minimal pretense of an effort was unnecessary. It was a comment on their self respect, not his scorecard.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (87EdW)

483 Thank you again. No vomiting yet, And I have some energy back (wasn't exhausted as much as just wanted to sit there, but when I did move it wasn't an issue for breathing)

God Bless. Hopefully I don't have it, and if I do, may my Parents NOT get it.

Posted by: acethepug at March 26, 2020 06:58 PM (qPKAe)

484 Bernie got the second most votes during the primary, by far.


He's next in line if Joe goes bye-bye.

The question is, if Joe goes bye-bye, are his delegates free agents?
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2020 06:23 PM (l3+k2)

No, delegates are bound in the first ballot.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (eoQWY)

485 @alx

The U.S. @SpaceForceDoD has successfully launched their First Rocket into Orbit.

https://tinyurl.com/qrkgzc7


rickl has a premo seat for it!

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (cF8AT)

486 We don't want this scandal to covered until the fall. Deep six-ing this scandal for now is a good thing. The Dem establishment is positioning Andrew Cuomo as the Nominee, but we want Slo ChiCom Joe to win enough delegates to win on the first ballot so there is no way they can put in Cuomo who will be a much better candidate.

Posted by: Unsk at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (Nz64U)

487 So, if the media freaks are not going to cover Trump anymore and seem a bit reluctant to cover the presumptive Democrat nominee for president in any live format, what are they going to cover?

Themselves talking to themselves?
Oh! But that is what they have been covering ever since Trump was elected.

Posted by: Kurtz at March 27, 2020 10:32 AM (0YZ6P)

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