Mitt Romney Tests Negative for Coronavirus

23 Coronavirus Tests Negative For Mitt Romney

FIFY.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives

Meanwhile, Prince Charles tests positive for the 'Rona.

"The Prince of Wales has tested positive for coronavirus," a statement released by Clarence House, a British royal residence in London, said. "He has been displaying mild symptoms but otherwise remains in good health and has been working from home throughout the last few days as usual."

The statement added that the prince's wife, Camilla, the duchess of Cornwall, tested negative for the virus. They are self-isolating at their home in Scotland.

Meanwhile, the "Pirate" continues to shine.

Posted by: Ace at 12:15 PM




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1 heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:15 PM (d7Ww2)

2 and meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:15 PM (d7Ww2)

3 and mitt can go to hell, on a fast horse

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:16 PM (d7Ww2)

4 DOW +2.35%

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 12:16 PM (7Fj9P)

5 Trump shoots....HE SCORES!!!!!!!!

The fans are going wild!


Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:16 PM (e284m)

6 Poop in your tent.
Pick your nose.
Wait a minute, I don't think I'm doing this right.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 12:17 PM (v0R5T)

7 I guess he has bargained and will cooperate.

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 12:17 PM (EYsyU)

8 Don't fear the meeper

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:17 PM (NWiLs)

9 Top X.

Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 12:17 PM (ukNFU)

10 Trump, the God Emperor of Trolling.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 25, 2020 12:17 PM (k9nKO)

11
I thought Jerry Nadler was the prince of whales...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (pS94+)

12 The Pirate needs to be fed to sharks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (Boy/L)

13 As long as McCain stays dead, we'll be OK.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (mrrpT)

14 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (UWqZJ)

15 How about other diseases? Any chance of one of those?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (XVuno)

16 what is that lop eared fuckstick working on from home? fool never had a job.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (KP5rU)

17 Looks like NY has the sadz.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (v0R5T)

18 Note to self: Do not piss off President Trump.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (2ygtH)

19 Trump cracks me up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (XVuno)

20 Lol. Is that a real PDT tweet? Love it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (85Gof)

21 I thought someone said 'good news'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (YslsA)

22 Experts suspect that Covid-19 cannot exist in charisma-deficient environment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (oVJmc)

23 Coronavirus Tests Negative For Mitt Romney

FIFY.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (Ndje9)

24 Shine = polish...as in knobs.

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (X/Pw5)

25 Prince Chuck, been bending on his knees before China and Saudi cox a wee bit too much.

Gettin' the China wuwu is no surprise there.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)

26 Prince Tampon got 'rona-ed.

Posted by: jagamo at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (ZnVDo)

27 *cough*

Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (EgshT)

28 I see PDT is unwilling to give Romney a chance to stab him in the back again.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (WEBkv)

29 That is top-tier trolling. I've never seen anything like it, even from Trump. Romney is probably ashen-faced.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (e/H31)

30 Prince Charles' infection is Gaia signalling that she's tired of his shtick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (UWqZJ)

31 Yes, that "coronavirus is going to kill off all the old Trump supporters prediction" isn't working out very well, is it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (I2/tG)

32 The Pirate is a vile, twisted little gnome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (ptqGC)

33 It's like being neverTrump makes you universally useless.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (ZfRYq)

34 4 DOW +2.35%
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 12:16 PM (7Fj9P)
--------

Majority being fueled by one stock: Boeing, up 33%.

Bailout mania.

Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (OAlmw)

35 But is Pierre Delecto negative?

Posted by: Fortcoins at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (JbL9Q)

36 32 The Pirate is a vile, twisted little gnome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (ptqGC)

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And friend of the blog!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (UWqZJ)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Wait. Prince Charles is "working from home"? What the hell is his job, doffing Camilla?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (VpIIl)

39 Chinese Lung AIDS has become New York Lung AIDS.

Posted by: Allie at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (vmRc0)

40 Dammit, back to work.

I hate this having to commute back and forth between my home office upstairs and my work office downstairs.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (hku12)

41 Days since The Rick Wilson has not made an ass of himself has been reset back to zero, again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (pw+jk)

42 Ha. Mission accomplished.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (nsE7Q)

43 The statement added that the prince's wife, Camilla, the duchess of Cornwall, tested negative for the virus.

What about Hoof and Mouth Disease? Have they checked for that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (XVuno)

44 SPONGE!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (KP5rU)

45 There are four polls now that have Trump at a higher approval than Rasmussen does. This is odd.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)

46 42 Days since The Rick Wilson has not made an ass of himself has been reset back to zero, again.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (pw+jk)

=========

Is it really a reset if you just keep it at zero?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (UWqZJ)

47 The Butt Buccaneer FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (woh7N)

48 Well, here's hoping whatever Romney got that isn't Chinaflu kicks his stupid traitorous moneygrubbing ass.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (e284m)

49 Headline:

Romney Submits Request for Articles of Impeachment from House.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

50 What dem response? Just fuckin vote

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (85Gof)

51 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (NWiLs)

52 The Butt Buccaneer FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (woh7N)


This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Tom Brady at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

53 My butt and my knees hurt...

Posted by: The Bitchboy Rick Wilson at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (yhf6w)

54 I guess I'm being obtuse, but I don't understand the tweet. Why is he calling him a RINO and saying he likes him a lot? Is there a pun I'm missing?

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (T6t7i)

55 35
But is Pierre Delecto negative?

Posted by: Fortcoins at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (JbL9Q)
errr. yes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (e284m)

56 INSOM!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

57 46 There are four polls now that have Trump at a higher approval than Rasmussen does. This is odd.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)

============

Nothing but coronavirus from the media is going to be one of the main factors attributed to Trump's re-election.

The left is going to end up eating at least one major news publication because of this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (UWqZJ)

58 48
The Butt Buccaneer FTW!


Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (woh7N)

Ass pirate. Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (KnJdm)

59 "The Prince of Wales has tested positive for coronavirus,"

-
The Lord works in mysterious ways. Long live Prince William!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

60 There will never be another Donald John Trump, and that makes me incredibly sad (and fearful).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

61 CHAVEZ!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

62 42 Days since The Rick Wilson has not made an ass of himself has been reset back to zero, again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (pw+jk)



=========



Is it really a reset if you just keep it at zero?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (UWqZJ)

====
It no longer has a change of numbers and is just a static painted memorial to his asshatery.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (pw+jk)

63 44
The statement added that the prince's wife, Camilla, the duchess of Cornwall, tested negative for the virus.



What about Hoof and Mouth Disease? Have they checked for that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Oh dear, I read that as "tasted".

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (2ygtH)

64 Charles got it from picking that big schnozz of his.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (v0R5T)

65 Isn't it weird that right after San Fran Nan & Chuck the Schmuck caved, the test came back negative for Pierre

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (qjCzJ)

66 What about Hoof and Mouth Disease? Have they checked for that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (XVuno)


NHS says "Neigh!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (BiNEL)

67 If Rick Wilson was dying on a fire, I would throw him gasoline balloons and shoot him with adrenaline darts to make sure he enjoyed the experience. Penis headed, dope.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (3inwt)

68 Did Trump really tweet that? Oh my Lord, that is entirely too funny. Romney is an idiot and should be ridiculed.

Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (sYDum)

69 DJT damning with faint praise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (+y/Ru)

70 Good afternoon horde
Yeah for Mittens, who still doesn't get it

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (ZCEU2)

71 CHAVEZ!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (NWiLs)

72 NewDayUSA lady with big hooters hot ? No?

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (uZuKb)

73 Why are more celebs catching the commie cold?

1 More travel
2 More testing
3 More publicity

3 is the most important. Everything they do is driven by expanding the brand. EVERYTHING.



Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (6/uwW)

74 Rick Wilson.

Poster child for being just an overall shitty human being.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

75 70
Did Trump really tweet that? Oh my Lord, that is entirely too funny. Romney is an idiot and should be ridiculed.

Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (sYDum)
Yes, I checked the tweet stream, that was really Donnie Two Scoops.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (e284m)

76 I'd wager that the Rickster is widely regarded as a douche bag in many Tallahassee restaurants and bars.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (m/Gc2)

77 "Trump is such a dummy. Romney is a man, not a rhinoceros."
-CNN

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (UWqZJ)

78 What is it with Rick Wilson and Jennifer Rubin and the like making this same stupid point? It's absurd on its face and they're smart enough to know it. They're nowhere near as smart as they like to imply, but they aren't retarded.

In general:
- The denser the population, the more likely the area is to be liberal.
- The denser and larger the population, the more likely the areas is to be liberal.
- The denser the population, the more susceptible the area is to human-to-human transfer of a contagion (simply due to network effects, never mind anything else that might affect it like public sanitation).

Unless there is something really weird about this particular outbreak, it is absurd on its face to think that it is going to hit conservatives harder than liberals.

It's also a stupid point to making anyway but they just can't help themselves because literally everything they do comes down to "get Trump" even if it would be wrong-headed, stupid, venal, silly or anything else. But it makes even less sense in this case because it doesn't hold up to even a moment's thought.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (e/H31)

79 Insom!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (KP5rU)

80 Who could have predicted that an infectious virus spread by human contact would disproportionately hit large urban areas?

In addition to being a classless asshole, Wilson is not very smart.

Bad combo.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (ZLI7S)

81 Too bad...

Posted by: Paladin at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (quX0S)

82 After the Pirate tweeted that Melania should get the Chinese Flu, it would be quite ironic if he came down with it.

I hear karma's a bitch. It needs to make a comeback.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

83 I have a forlorn hope there will be a way to shame all the pro athletes and celebrities who've gotten a tested without needing it.

They can always say the housekeeper had a fever one morning, so they wanted to know if they had it and needed to self-isolate. And the celeb-loving media will buy any and all reasons from celebs and athletes for (vanity) testing.

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (AMIL/)

84 Coronavirus Tests Negative For Mitt Romney

---
There's a Chuck Norris joke waiting to happen.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (kOpft)

85 DOW +2.35%

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 12:16 PM (7Fj9P)

The Dow is flashy, but the SP500 is a much better indicator of the market.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (dLLD6)

86 16 what is that lop eared fuckstick working on from home? fool never had a job.
_______________

He stands in front of a mirror, practicing his imperial look.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (k4dH2)

87 Yes, I checked the tweet stream, that was really Donnie Two Scoops.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (e284m)



I count FIVE impeachable offenses!

Posted by: Rep. Count von Count (D) Transylvania at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (XVuno)

88 79
"Trump is such a dummy. Romney is a man, not a rhinoceros."

-CNN

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (UWqZJ)
Shit, you're right, by tonight Snopes will have determined that Trump calling Romney a Rhino was mostly true.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (e284m)

89 I need my fainting couch.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (P6ZCq)

90 guess I'm being obtuse, but I don't understand the tweet. Why is he calling him a RINO and saying he likes him a lot? Is there a pun I'm missing?
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (T6t7i)


Yes. It is called sarcasm. And maybe PDT lurks here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (85Gof)

91 We've had doctors come in and LIE about their sxs to get tested.

That's why now, if you don't have a fever when we see you, you don't get tested.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)

92 Boeing, up 33%.

Bailout mania.
Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (OAlmw)

Wonder how many CongressCritters bought up some Boeing yesterday?

Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (qLs5f)

93 >He has been displaying mild symptoms but otherwise remains in good health and has been working from home


working?

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (iTXRQ)

94 Gawd I love Trump. Slams him twice, then gives him the love.

Posted by: Paladin at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (quX0S)

95 20 Lol. Is that a real PDT tweet? Love it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (85Gof)

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I checked for the blue checkmark as well!
And then noted "but he is a RINO" and knew the *real* Pres posted! : )

Posted by: AZ and totally deplorable at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (kp35W)

96 Rick Wilson: What would you say you Do here? What value do to bring?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

97 I really hope Chuck didn't infect the Queen. I like her.


Has he been around his brother Andrew? *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

98 The Dow is flashy, but the SP500 is a much better indicator of the market.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (dLLD6)


Standard and Poors.

Isn't that just laughing at poor people?

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Speaking of Camilla - I'm assuming horse racing is canceled along with several Derby preps yes?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (/ZYFC)

100 84
Coronavirus Tests Negative For Mitt Romney

---
There's a Chuck Norris joke waiting to happen.


Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (kOpft)

Chuck Norris contacted coronavirus. Now coronavirus is in quarantine for two weeks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (KnJdm)

101 NewDayUSA lady with big hooters hot ? No?
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (uZuKb)
........

Tatiana Zappardino. Yes!

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

102 91

Wait you mean testing everyone is not reliable? But the msm said......

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:27 PM (P6ZCq)

103 So Pelosi looked at the bill for a few minutes then adjourned till Tomorrow? Bitch

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:27 PM (5bxa0)

104 The Rick Wilson is like Mississippi, four eyes but cannot see.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

105 Man, NYC's heath commissioners suck...

@JimmyVielkind

NYS Health Commissioner Dr. Howard Zucker on the federal suggestion that people should quarantine if they've been in New York City.

"I would not follow that. I believe you should follow the guidance in general, you should social distance."

And from Feb. 9th:

@NYCHealthCommr

Today our city is celebrating the #LunarNewYear parade in Chinatown, a beautiful cultural tradition with a rich history in our city. I want to remind everyone to enjoy the parade and not change any plans due to misinformation spreading about #coronavirus.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (cF8AT)

106 Poor Charles and Camilla, self isolating in a castle or whatever they are living in. I'm sure it's not a two-bedroom bungalow.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

107 And maybe PDT lurks here
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (85Gof)


Next presser:

You are a moron....and not the good kind.

- Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Camilla might get infected because she used Charles for a tampon.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (xPl2J)

109 Isn't "Rick Wilson" an incurable form of AIDS?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (VpIIl)

110 Still Waiting for the Health Dept to call and let me know if my son was exposed to the KungFlu at his Kindergarten. we got an email from the school last night.

He went home from school at 3-12 because he was sick and had a cough so he might have had it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (baDap)

111 >Yes. It is called sarcasm. And maybe PDT lurks here

Not here. But he definitely lurked The_Donald, and now the thedonald.win

Posted by: Visolatte at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (C4g9p)

112 have a forlorn hope there will be a way to shame
all the pro athletes and celebrities who've gotten a tested without
needing it.



They can always say the housekeeper had a fever one morning, so they
wanted to know if they had it and needed to self-isolate. And the
celeb-loving media will buy any and all reasons from celebs and athletes
for (vanity) testing.

Posted by: Gref


Well, if they pass it on to their illegitimate children, there's another pandemic. So test away boys!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (2ygtH)

113 Saddle up Camilla, I want to go for a ride.

Yes, m'lord

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (q1Pj5)

114
You are a moron....and not the good kind.



- Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Be better if in the middle of a question he just yelled "FIRST!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (e284m)

115

Per Dickhead Wilson, Fox News is big in New York. Who knew?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (Ev6gs)

116 I want Wick Rilson to get Kung flu and have someone hand him a dose of thallium and tell him it's a new wonder drug.

I want the assholes in the media to contract Kung flu and be thrown into detention / delousing camps 300 miles outside of Anchorage.

In my personal opinion, the people dying from this are exactly the people who should not be dying from this.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (2JVJo)

117 So Pelosi looked at the bill for a few minutes then adjourned till Tomorrow? Bitch

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:27 PM (5bxa0)

==
I don't think The Golden Honey Badger will let that sit. Expect her to be throwing he noon 16 oz straight vodka at staffers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (pw+jk)

118 damn...

Posted by: Peter Griffin at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (8D42x)

119 Hey, what would it hurt, at least through the end of this crisis, if we had a few people standing by John McCain's grave with a wooden stake and hammer?

It might be an overabundance of caution, but why take chances?

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (mrrpT)

120 Prince Charles ... has been working from home

Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (9KTP0)

121 Stocks are up on the realization that this fucking bullshit hyped by the msm wont be nearly as bad as predicted. Shows once again markets always over react to bad news. Anyone who panic sold in the last week was a dum fuq who will get burned bigly.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (P6ZCq)

122 I love PDT's tweet so much

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (G546f)

123 Poor Charles and Camilla, self isolating in a castle or whatever they are living in. I'm sure it's not a two-bedroom bungalow.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Uu+Jp)


I hope they're not sharing the same stall.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (XVuno)

124 NYC and NY in general have elected incompetent idiots for years. Reap what you sow.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (VpIIl)

125 We've had doctors come in and LIE about their sxs* to get tested.

That's why now, if you don't have a fever when we see you, you don't get tested.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)

*sxs

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (BiNEL)

126 114
You are a moron....and not the good kind.



- Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Be better if in the middle of a question he just yelled "FIRST!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (e284m)

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Nah, only if every press conference devolved into talks of guns, boobs, or Star Trek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (UWqZJ)

127 119
Hey, what would it hurt, at least through the end of this crisis, if we
had a few people standing by John McCain's grave with a wooden stake and
hammer?



It might be an overabundance of caution, but why take chances?

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (mrrpT)
We're just waiting for the funeral to end.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (e284m)

128 I guess I'm being obtuse, but I don't understand the
tweet. Why is he calling him a RINO and saying he likes him a lot? Is
there a pun I'm missing?


Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (T6t7i)

In that kind of a putdown, you'd usually end it with something positive as your excuse for liking the guy, but Trump was making the point that he really couldn't think of such an excuse.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (kOpft)

129
Still Waiting for the Health Dept to call and let me know if my son was
exposed to the KungFlu at his Kindergarten. we got an email from the
school last night.

He went home from school at 3-12 because he was sick and had a cough so he might have had it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (baDap)


Oh no. Prayers up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

130 Be better if in the middle of a question he just yelled "FIRST!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (e284m)


I am legend.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

131 I that a map of the open sores on Rick Wilson's dick?

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (noaju)

132 Prince Charles ... has been working from home

Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (9KTP0)



Tampon designs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (XVuno)

133 #DropDead is trending on TwitterSaying Trump told NY's they can die b/c they were mean to him.Did Trump read Ace's post yesterday ?

Posted by: McCool at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (9X4u5)

134 Wasn't Rick Wilson a Republican consultant or something? This explains a lot.

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (MxEKc)

135 117 So Pelosi looked at the bill for a few minutes then adjourned till Tomorrow? Bitch

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:27 PM (5bxa0)

==
I don't think The Golden Honey Badger will let that sit. Expect her to be throwing he noon 16 oz straight vodka at staffers.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (pw+jk)

Fat Fuck from NYC wants 6 billion for the museums fuck these people

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (baDap)

136 *sxs = symptoms

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (d7Ww2)

137 My favorite thing I've seen today?

The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.

Stuff like, these are unusual times, there's thousands of delegates still available, etc.

They still can't see that their guy is a weak little bitch who never wanted to win and only used them to funnel their donations into his wife's media company

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (vPKfA)

138
Nah, only if every press conference devolved into talks of guns, boobs, or Star Trek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (UWqZJ)
Or he just at random asked - Maryann or Ginger?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (e284m)

139 I don't understand Rick Wilson at all. He clearly offers no value to the human race. Why is employed?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

140 There are four polls now that have Trump at a higher approval than Rasmussen does. This is odd.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)

Cue the poll troll with a Hennyquack poll.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (miJU3)

141 The dread (butt) Pirate "The" Rick Wilson....

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (oRLRa)

142 Prince Charles tests positive ... so the virus can also affect lower primates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (9KTP0)

143 >>I guess I'm being obtuse, but I don't understand the
tweet. Why is he calling him a RINO and saying he likes him a lot?


Whatever it is, it is definitely NOT sarcasm.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (noaju)

144 There was a study done after the 2008 crash that found 14% of the SandP companies were insolvent either before the crash or after the bailouts). Anyway, they should have been allowed to fail.

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (MRjKr)

145 Rick Wilson is a complete dipshit. Has anyone mentioned that fact yet?


And as stolidly dumb as the back end of one of his wife's lesser horses, thought probably that's not fair to the horse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (NVYyb)

146 What is it with Rick Wilson and Jennifer Rubin and the like making this same stupid point?

Wishful thinking. They are so desperate for something that will defeat Trump's reelection that they aren't thinking clearly.

Of course a pandemic will be worse in dense urban cities than in the countryside. There are centuries of experience demonstrating this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (I2/tG)

147 Nah, only if every press conference devolved into talks of guns, boobs, or Star Trek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (UWqZJ)

If he breaks into a string of fish puns, it will be conclusive.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (KnJdm)

148 Hey, what would it hurt, at least through the end of this crisis, if we

had a few people standing by John McCain's grave with a wooden stake and

hammer?


Anyone want to start guessing what Meggie Mac will name her baby if it's a boy? I'm going with "John McCain Domenech."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

149 when Trump trolls he does it right.

US fatality rate = less than 1.5%

world fatality rate = about 5%

open the stores and shops, everyone back to work.

just remember to wash your hands and keep out of coughing range of other people for the next few weeks.

Posted by: Shoey at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (lg4FP)

150 Aside from murderers and child molesters, I'd be hard-pressed to come up with a bigger piece of sh** than Rick Wilson. Jesus, what scum.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (JoUsr)

151
You are a moron....and not the good kind.
- Donald J. Trump


https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-03-25

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (aKsyK)

152 137 My favorite thing I've seen today?

The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.

==

well, if Biden drops dead before convention, doesn't Bernie win by default?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (G546f)

153 Jane news this morning said he has not been around the Queen for two weeks.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (iWMfX)

154 I'd like to see Rick Wilson hoarding knuckle sandwiches in the near future.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (F6tBH)

155 I looked at the outbreak map Wilson posted- it's clearly overplayed to large, urban areas- NY, NO, Det, Atl, Chic. So, I imagine the correlation would be negative, so, I guess I'm not getting his point. Fox news viewers unaffected? I thought he made the opposite point earlier, they were all old and gonna die?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (87EdW)

156 Fuck that erstwhile friend of the blog.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (T8HPM)

157 91 We've had doctors come in and LIE about their sxs to get tested.

That's why now, if you don't have a fever when we see you, you don't get tested.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)

MOAR COWBELL!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

158 >>US fatality rate = less than 1.5%


That percentage will keep on dropping until it is below 1%, too.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (noaju)

159 Love Two Scoops.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (7ZMbn)

160 16
what is that lop eared fuckstick working on from home? fool never had a job.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (KP5rU)

_________


Aspiring to be a tampon takes a lot of bloody hard work.

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (woh7N)

161 You can bet bitch pelosi is not done playing games.

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (yhf6w)

162 140 There are four polls now that have Trump at a higher approval than Rasmussen does. This is odd.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)

Cue the poll troll with a Hennyquack poll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (miJU3)

===========

The Community College of Ann Arbor released a poll showing Trump losing by 30 points to Biden. I don't know why you people think that Trump has a shot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (UWqZJ)

163 Charles got it from picking that big schnozz of his.
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (v0R5T)

******

His Booger Hooks must be crawling with weird bacterial material

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (flINI)

164 There was a study done after the 2008 crash that found 14% of the SandP companies were insolvent either before the crash or after the bailouts). Anyway, they should have been allowed to fail.
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (MRjKr)


Good times cover a multitude of sins. Prosperity breeds complacence and increased risk-taking and makes you more vulnerable to external shocks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (SgjGX)

165 108 Camilla might get infected because she used Charles for a tampon.
__________________

She's in her 70's, so has not had any need for a tampon for a very long time now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (k4dH2)

166 *sxs = symptoms

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (d7Ww2)


Thanks for your response...

and may you have happy meeping today!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (BiNEL)

167 Does anyone who knows me, seriously think that My God would let me get coronavirus?

Posted by: Mutt Rombley at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (KxVoZ)

168 Prince Charles shouldn't have taken Sophie Trudeau out to lunch when she was in the UK!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (TQ/zJ)

169 The next pandemic, we instantly wall off the dense blue cities. It's for the public health. Why are you not taking this seriously? We are the party of science!

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (sjTfF)

170 Rasmussen is a daily tracker the others are weekly or monthly. So Ras bounces up and down a lot more which kind of makes it less reliable IMO. It tracks headlines more than actual approval or disapproval.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (P6ZCq)

171 The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.

Well, Bernie's running against a guy who can only speak for five minutes at a time, and then only on his "good" days.

Think Joe's going to do his presser today that he cancelled yesterday?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (I2/tG)

172 Ny upset with Trump? So he might not win there?

Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (nRWPy)

173 NewDayUSA lady with big hooters hot ? No?
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (uZuKb)
........

No. An emphatic no. She looks like a poor man's Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (2JVJo)

174 Dick Wilson before he dicks you.

Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (EgshT)

175 Seriously. Fuck that roving random rectum ranger.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (T8HPM)

176 >>Charles got it from picking that big schnozz of his.


Hard to social distance AND be a Tampon.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (noaju)

177 158 >>US fatality rate = less than 1.5%


That percentage will keep on dropping until it is below 1%, too.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (noaju)

"Exponential." They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (NWiLs)

178 Three words: Magic Underwear

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (xSo9G)

179 In general:
- The denser the population, the more likely the area is to be liberal.
- The denser and larger the population, the more likely the areas is to be liberal.
- The denser the population, the more susceptible the area is to human-to-human transfer of a contagion (simply due to network effects, never mind anything else that might affect it like public sanitation).

Unless there is something really weird about this particular outbreak, it is absurd on its face to think that it is going to hit conservatives harder than liberals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (e/H31)


You'd think that this would be obvious.

Shorter version: liberals are dense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (9KTP0)

180 162 140 There are four polls now that have Trump at a higher approval than Rasmussen does. This is odd.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)

I wondered about that myself... he's been stuck there at 46% for a few days now...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (5bxa0)

181 152 137 My favorite thing I've seen today?

The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.

==

well, if Biden drops dead before convention, doesn't Bernie win by default?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (G546f)

==========

But, Biden was on the path to a clear majority and Bernie has a clear majority against him.

Who to choose?

Bernie seems like the most logical and rules based choice, but the majority of the party actively rejected him for an individual other person. Do you go with him or break the rules to go with someone you think is like Biden?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (UWqZJ)

182 She's in her 70's, so has not had any need for a tampon for a very long time now.


Yet she has to look at him everyday.

Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (nRWPy)

183 Hey remember when the NBA, Lebron James, Steve Kerr and Gregg Popovich all bowed down to China when they were told to STFU about what China was doing to Hong Kong?

Good times.

I wonder what those sanctimonious jackasses have to say now.

Also, I don't think it's a coincidence that media were praising the NBA for "leading the way" on shutting down their league. All bought and paid for by China.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (Do5/p)

184 LOL, Trump cracks me up... and Romney is a RINO.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (nAiE/)

185 Walmart and Amazon both down today in an otherwise big up day market wide. Interesting.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (P6ZCq)

186 Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (noaju)

Especially the more they test.

Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (QE8X6)

187 city I live in has issued a 'stay at home' public health order, effective tomorrow thru April 17

usual exceptions for grocery store, gas station, Rx, etc.


fcuk these people

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (iTXRQ)

188 156
Fuck that erstwhile friend of the blog.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (T8HPM)

Knowing what we know from the source of that comment, I imagine that that remark was severely overstated. Friend of Gabe's maybe.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (KnJdm)

189 Prince Charles ... has been working from home

Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?

-
Those supermarkets are not going to grand open themselves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

190 Fed is providing "liquidity" by way of buying the market, and corporate bonds, and I guess municipal bonds. It sucks that the richest get "bailed out" (Greenspan Put was never this aggressive, it was just interest rate easy money ... but after 35 years of lowering rates, we are "zero bound" .. so New Improved Easy Money ... MMT)

Thing is, America has been made co-dependent with stocks .. the rich half (normal passive investors) have much of their future tied to the (government backed) promise of stocks, and bonds. So we turn to the Magic Money Tree ... and maybe that grows for a few years ... uncharted BigGov territory. (congrats to any that bought BA at 100 or Chevron at 51 ... I stared and balked, oh well)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (Cus5s)

191 Speaking of hype, Dennis Prager have on, first reading a Israeli expert on repository infection and he with the short version thinks %.5 will be the fatal percentage. Then reading Swine flu predictions just like this Wuhan Flu predictions of %50 of populations getting it and multiple percentage dying.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (ZCEU2)

192 "There are four polls now that have Trump at a higher approval than Rasmussen does. This is odd.

Posted by: Mark1971"

CNN has a poll that show corona virus beats Trump in an electoral landslide.

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (MxEKc)

193 172 Ny upset with Trump? So he might not win there?

One of the many laff riots on election night was watching Wolfie Blitzen try to act all shocked whenever Felonia won a hard-blue state. The funniest part is that he probably wasn't acting.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (KxVoZ)

194 PDJT...takin' it to 'em every day. Just awesome.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (XxJt1)

195
Hard to social distance AND be a Tampon.
Posted by: garrett
-------

I have a vag-steamer.

Posted by: Camilla at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (xSo9G)

196 US fatality rate = less than 1.5%


That percentage will keep on dropping until it is below 1%, too.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (noaju)

"Exponential." They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.
Posted by: Insomniac

_____________

When it's all said and done, I bet we have the lowest number than any country.

But no one will dare say it's because American healthcare is superior.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (sjTfF)

197 It honestly pisses me off that someone as clearly useless as Rick Wilson has a high paying job.
There are vast numbers of inner city crack addicts who could do what he does.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (Uu+Jp)

198 >>I don't think it's a coincidence that media were praising the NBA for "leading the way" on shutting down their league.


It isn't. They were exposed earlier than anyone and I am betting that they brought it back with them.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (noaju)

199 Wonder how much Omidyar pays Rick Wilson for anal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

200 165 108 Camilla might get infected because she used Charles for a tampon.
__________________

She's in her 70's, so has not had any need for a tampon for a very long time now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (k4dH2)

True, but she just likes them.

Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (QE8X6)

201 I wonder how much TP Rick Wilson saved for himself because no one can be that stupid and dumb at the same time.

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (88xKn)

202


Morning Mormons..............did i say that wrong? Tabernacle!!!!

So so CHUCK was @ CLARENCE house .


Testing TESTING V ROOMY Clar.........

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (5IHGB)

203 33
It's like being neverTrump makes you universally useless.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (ZfRYq)

___________


Chicken/Egg?

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (woh7N)

204 The Community College of Ann Arbor released a poll showing Trump losing by 30 points to Biden. I don't know why you people think that Trump has a shot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (UWqZJ)


So he's lost the "intellectual" demographic. Some of whom have already learned how to color inside the lines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (9KTP0)

205 153 Jane news this morning said he has not been around the Queen for two weeks.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (iWMfX)

On the other hand, the call girl he had brought to his room was last week.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (cF8AT)

206 Wonder how many CongressCritters bought up some Boeing yesterday?
Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (qLs5f)

Probably why the House adjourned today, moments after convening, Stock buying opportunity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (miJU3)

207 Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM

The Rick Wilson believes that all the flyover rubes will die from believing its all a hoax and refusing to social distance.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (X9WjX)

208 I guess I'm being obtuse, but I don't understand the tweet. Why is he
calling him a RINO and saying he likes him a lot? Is there a pun I'm
missing?

The Pimp Hand is STRONG! Now get back in line bitch.

Posted by: Paladin at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (quX0S)

209 Yet she has to look at him everyday.
Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (nRWPy)

That's a douce, not a tampon.

Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (QE8X6)

210 If you're reading here, President Trump, I voted for you and will again, pray for you and you've gotten quite a number of supportive e-mails from me, However-and I may be in a minority here-I think you should just lay off Mitt Romney. We already know what you think of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (WI7YS)

211 Katie Pavlich says Pelosi refused to let the House vote on mega-pork this morning.

The bitch is actually holding out for some additional special interest money.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (NVYyb)

212 >>"Exponential." They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.


There was a 'Doctor' on ESPN this morning, Puching the CDC Doomsday Figures. 100+ Million infected by December...fucking Lebetard was eating that shit up.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (noaju)

213 I love Donald Trump.

I would wade through piles of unburied Wuhan virus bodies to vote for him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (d1uFV)

214 When it's all said and done, I bet we have the lowest number than any country.

But no one will dare say it's because American healthcare is superior.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (sjTfF)


Much less giving Trump any credit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (9KTP0)

215 Prince Charles ... has been working from home

Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?

--

Honorary something-or-other for foundations and whatnot? That...and pushing his global warming fetish. That keeps him busy.

Incidentally, given his age, if he were to take a downturn, will he be denied a ventilator so that a younger person could live? Only the rubes get NHS, so I'm sure he'll be fine. Whew! *wipes brow*

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (JoUsr)

216 Cuomo doesn't like the bailout bill. Says inadequate for NY.

Gov, take your complaint to your Senator, Cryn' Chuck Schumer. You know, the minority leader who negotiated the deal.

Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (OAlmw)

217 #155 That's right, Farmer Bob, the Left has been thinking that rural, anti-science, Fox-viewing, MAGA country was going to be wiped out by the Wuhan ignoring population density. I think Wilson was on that bandwagon too. Well, they got what they wished for. [See fine print in all "wishes granted" purchases.]

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (TQ/zJ)

218 well, if Biden drops dead before convention, doesn't Bernie win by default?
--

He still needs some number of delegates on the first round at the convention, or they pick someone else.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (kOpft)

219 I knew the Queen would outlive you, Charles.

Posted by: Chris W at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (4GUBG)

220 Interesting that Trump gets more and more presidential, and his foes become more and more deranged and childish.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (E+OcO)

221 #217 oops, should have added "due to the age of GOP voters".

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (TQ/zJ)

222 >>She's in her 70's, so has not had any need for a tampon for a very long time now.


Maybe she just wants to feel young?

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (noaju)

223 >>When it's all said and done, I bet we have the lowest number than any country.

>>But no one will dare say it's because American healthcare is superior.

Well, yea.

Any measurement of the number of fatalities without considering the drastic steps we have taken to decrease the number of fatalities is useless.

It's actually a measurement of how effective our actions have been.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)

224 Nah, only if every press conference devolved into talks of guns, boobs, or Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (UWqZJ)
++++++++++++
Uhhh, TJM? Imma need you to embrace the power of "and." For example:
Any quality of storytelling or strength of episode aside, I think it is fair that we can all agree that the best episodes of Star Trek (original series) are those wherein the buxom or leggy female members of Starfleet - in their form-fitting tops and short skirts - found it necessary to take up phasers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (e/H31)

225 211 Katie Pavlich says Pelosi refused to let the House vote on mega-pork this morning.

Yeah, let's just see how that works out for her.

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (ABjxW)

226 223 It's actually a measurement of how effective our actions have been.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

I'm a hero for sitting at home in my pajamas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (UWqZJ)

227 city I live in has issued a 'stay at home' public health order, effective tomorrow thru April 17

-
My daughter works at a bank and has received an essential job letter she must carry with her in the event the For Your Own Good Health Gestapo stop her on her way to and from work. "Your papers, please!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

228 That lesbian lady who made news for walking away from the Dems has a vid clip on her Twitter of DiFi nonchalantly strolling onto the Senate floor, all smiles and backslaps, before casting her NO vote and crushing Americans by the millions.

It's infuriating.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (KxVoZ)

229 President Trump's Troll Level:

Evil Eddorian Galactic Overlord

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (T09ml)

230 The Rick Wilson believes that all the flyover rubes will die from believing its all a hoax and refusing to social distance.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (X9WjX)

That's it.

But why does he believe WE all think it's a hoax?

You can believe the pandemic is real AND that the Democrats and media are going overboard in creating panic in order to blame (and hurt) Trump at the same time.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (CqE5x)

231 I love Donald Trump.



I would wade through piles of unburied Wuhan virus bodies to vote for him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (d1uFV)

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Hell I will crawl through piles of Rick Wilson to pull the lever for Donny Two Scoops.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (pw+jk)

232 Katie Pavlich says Pelosi refused to let the House vote on mega-pork this morning.

The bitch is actually holding out for some additional special interest money.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (NVYyb)


Yup, that's the word. PeLousy is holding it up for another day. I'm sure the MFM will cover for her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (Ev6gs)

233 Fenelonscold

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (o2MD2)

234 224 Uhhh, TJM? Imma need you to embrace the power of "and." For example:
Any quality of storytelling or strength of episode aside, I think it is fair that we can all agree that the best episodes of Star Trek (original series) are those wherein the buxom or leggy female members of Starfleet - in their form-fitting tops and short skirts - found it necessary to take up phasers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (e/H31)

=========

Tip of the cap to you, sir.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (UWqZJ)

235 I know it is early on, but it is apparent now :

Medical Marijuana has Saved Us ALL!

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (noaju)

236 My favorite thing I've seen today?

The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.
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here in NC, I yesterday saw something which I have *never* seen. A car from WI with one of those molded, lighted signs (like a pizza delivery) on top of it saying, 'Bernie Out-polls Trump!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (CDGwz)

237 172 Ny upset with Trump? So he might not win there?

Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (nRWPy)



Here's one of several memes The Dem-Media Complex still has in its arsenal (they'll all turn out to be blanks):

Trump is killing people in Blue States by denying assistance those states are begging for!!!!


Here's another one some bozos will try:

It's Trump's fault this country does not have 100,000 respiratory ICU docs and 300,000 ICU nurses on stand-by for pandemics!!!

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (AMIL/)

238 The Community College of Ann Arbor released a poll showing Trump losing by 30 points to Biden. I don't know why you people think that Trump has a shot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

It will be an early night

Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (B7KlG)

239 It's actually a measurement of how effective our actions have been.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)

And you measure this how?

Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (QE8X6)

240 Romney Tests Negative for Conservatism and Ethics

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (lY4np)

241 As much as I dislike Prince Charles, I hope he gets better. He is definitely in the high-risk pool...
And Rick Wilson is a humongous pile of shit, as always.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (e+371)

242 >>I'm a hero for sitting at home in my pajamas.

The Loyal Order of The Couch

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

243 236 here in NC, I yesterday saw something which I have *never* seen. A car from WI with one of those molded, lighted signs (like a pizza delivery) on top of it saying, 'Bernie Out-polls Trump!'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (CDGwz)

=======

Ann Althouse came to visit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (UWqZJ)

244 180 162 140 There are four polls now that have Trump at a higher approval than Rasmussen does. This is odd.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)

I wondered about that myself... he's been stuck there at 46% for a few days now...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (5bxa0)

Polls are for strippers and retards

Posted by: Carl at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (CLteG)

245 189 Prince Charles ... has been working from home

Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?

-
Those supermarkets are not going to grand open themselves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)


You think cutting ribbons is easy?

(I just had an image of how funny it would be if someone installed a very tough ribbon, and gave Charles very dull scissors. Comedy gold.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (9KTP0)

246 All these breathless announcements about work bless celebrities are tedious..
It's the Flu people.
It's not AIDS.
It's not Ebola.

Get a fargin grip.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (d6mdH)

247 That lesbian lady who made news for walking away
from the Dems has a vid clip on her Twitter of DiFi nonchalantly
strolling onto the Senate floor, all smiles and backslaps, before
casting her NO vote and crushing Americans by the millions.



It's infuriating.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (KxVoZ)

===
Well Feinstein is a Chinese Communist Party asset. So I am not surprised.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (pw+jk)

248 well, if Biden drops dead before convention, doesn't Bernie win by default?
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No, the Democrat Party Central Committee will decide what's best for the voters. And for themselves, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Hillary ==> 2020 is my year! at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (NVYyb)

249 So he's lost the "intellectual" demographic. Some of whom have already learned how to color inside the lines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (9KTP0)
+++++++++++++
Watch your parts of speech. "Intellectual" as an adjective - e.g., "he is an intellectual person" - may not be a lost demographic at all. As a noun, though - e.g., "he is an intellectual." - well, none of them have supported anything but communism for a century or more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (e/H31)

250 242 >>I'm a hero for sitting at home in my pajamas.

The Loyal Order of The Couch
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

Technically, I'm a Knight of the First Rocking Chair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (UWqZJ)

251 Anyone want to start guessing what Meggie Mac will name her baby if it's a boy? I'm going with "John McCain Domenech."

"John Sidney McCain The Umteenth".
Screw her husband's last name.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (+lVUW)

252 Fenelonscold
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (o2MD2)

If I really wanted to scold, I'm sure that I could do much better than that. Just giving my opinion as we all do here, and this wasn't particularly in strong terms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (WI7YS)

253 >>My favorite thing I've seen today?
The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win


IIRC, he didn't bother showing up for the Senate vote on Monday. #LeadershipInACrisis

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (bDqIh)

254 232 Katie Pavlich says Pelosi refused to let the House vote on mega-pork this morning.

The bitch is actually holding out for some additional special interest money.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (NVYyb)


Yup, that's the word. PeLousy is holding it up for another day. I'm sure the MFM will cover for her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (Ev6gs)
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The market continues to go up (up 944pts) . I think that indicates they think she's bluffing.

Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (OAlmw)

255 The Rick Wilson believes that all the flyover rubes will die from believing its all a hoax and refusing to social distance.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (X9WjX)

That's also a set-up for when this pandemic ends --so they can say Trump got "lucky" and doesn't deserve any credit.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (CqE5x)

256 @rachelbovard

Good news everyone, the Senate's bill still has $25 million for the Kennedy Center. What a relief to the small businesses going under because of #COVID19.

https://tinyurl.com/s6wpvjh

@rachelbovard 6 minutes ago

Looks like the Planned Parenthood issue is addressed by an affiliation clause which will bar Planned Parenthood clinics from receiving SBA loans (since PP is over 500 employees). Great work by @marcorubio and @SteveDaines.


(Reminder: this is not yet the final version)

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (cF8AT)

257 Trump is killing people in Blue States by denying assistance those states are begging for!!!!

Ya gotta love him!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (9KTP0)

258 >>And you measure this how?


Officially?


From the back edge of your anus to the tip.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (noaju)

259 Has Worthless Wilson ever said or tweeted anything that demonstrated a functioning intellect?
All I ever see is knee jerk sneering at people who are better than him.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

260 Jane news this morning said he has not been around the Queen for two weeks.

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She must've seen him first and rounded a corner.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (+y/Ru)

261 Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (o2MD2)

Ha ! good one

Posted by: non entity at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (B+t5k)

262 Twitter is still worthless.

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (RuIsu)

263 Ponder, just for a moment, the royal ass raping Nancy Pelosi gave Chuck Schumer over the weekend. Then consider the fact that Schumer will exact precisely nothing in retribution for his bloody orifice.

There's no particular reason to ponder this, except that it's fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (sWM8x)

264

People bitch about MUH VULGARITY MUH COARSENESS MUH TWITTER but damn that guy is a freaking riot.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (lg/F7)

265 Damnit

off fat cartoon sock...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (8D42x)

266 If only Hillary had been in a position of responsibility where she could've helped New York avoid these types of problems!

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (nsE7Q)

267 It is so thrilling to have a president with balls.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (+lVUW)

268 Didn't you hear Pelosi? She said she would "try to pass" the Senate bill.

Yoda would like a word with her.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (XxJt1)

269 @rachelbovard

Good news everyone, the Senate's bill still has $25 million for the Kennedy Center. What a relief to the small businesses going under because of #COVID19.

https://tinyurl.com/s6wpvjh


Well, someone has to teach water safety.

Or is that not what the Kennedy Center does?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (9KTP0)

270 "CNN has a poll that show corona virus beats Trump in an electoral landslide."

and that is why I hang around here

Posted by: Shoey at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (lg4FP)

271 Looks like the Planned Parenthood issue is addressed by an affiliation clause which will bar Planned Parenthood clinics from receiving SBA loans (since PP is over 500 employees). Great work by @marcorubio and @SteveDaines.


(Reminder: this is not yet the final version)

Oh you can bet SanFranNan will try to load up some more crap into it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (5bxa0)

272 >>And you measure this how?

No perfect measurement because there is no perfect replica of the US not doing anything but we can estimate by looking at Italy or Spain.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (ZLI7S)

273 US fatality rate = less than 1.5%





That percentage will keep on dropping until it is below 1%, too.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (noaju)



"Exponential." They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

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Oh, 'exponential' means what they think it means. But it also means that their models are crap. Just like SARS, MERS, global warming, and Paul Ryan's 5% growth forever get us out of debt budget plan.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (kOpft)

274 >>US fatality rate = less than 1.5%
_________________

AZ, population of around 7.5 million people, currently reporting 401 cases of Chinese Lung Rot, with 6 dead, and 8 patients currently hospitalized.

401 of 7.5 million = 0.005346% of population infected currently.

6 dead of 7.5 million = 0.00007999% death rate.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (k4dH2)

275 I miss the public library. Be glad when it re-opens. I shoulda checked out more books.

Posted by: mnw at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (Cssks)

276 OrangeManBad RCP average is at 46.3 tying the all time high reached about a month ago. Looks like the MSM failed bigly again.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (P6ZCq)

277 143
>>I guess I'm being obtuse, but I don't understand the

tweet. Why is he calling him a RINO and saying he likes him a lot?





Whatever it is, it is definitely NOT sarcasm.

Posted by: garrett


Sarcasm?

**taps apparently defunct sarcasm meter**

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (T6t7i)

278 yesterday she scolded ace for engaging that seattle scum dude.

Posted by: non entity at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (B+t5k)

279 Didn't you hear Pelosi? She said she would "try to pass" the Senate bill.

Yoda would like a word with her.
Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (XxJt1)


You misunderstood. She ate the entire bill, and is now trying to pass it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (9KTP0)

280 >My favorite thing I've seen today?

The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.



they must be smoking some really good shit

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (iTXRQ)

281 #236 Did the licence plate read "KURT 69", Mike??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (TQ/zJ)

282 Tomorrow was supposed to be Opening Day

*weeps softly*

At least my beloved Indians are only 22 games back, so that's nice.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (mf5HN)

283 Anyone want to start guessing what Meggie Mac will name her baby if it's a boy? I'm going with "John McCain Domenech."

--

She'll name it after the woman he abandoned for the wealthy beer heiress.

HAHAHAHA

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (nsE7Q)

284 256
@rachelbovard



Good news everyone, the Senate's bill still has $25 million for the
Kennedy Center. What a relief to the small businesses going under
because of #COVID19.



https://tinyurl.com/s6wpvjh



@rachelbovard 6 minutes ago



Looks like the Planned Parenthood issue is addressed by an
affiliation clause which will bar Planned Parenthood clinics from
receiving SBA loans (since PP is over 500 employees). Great work by
@marcorubio and @SteveDaines.





(Reminder: this is not yet the final version)

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (cF8AT)

Pelousy will find a way to get her pet funding in there.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (N39Ws)

285 Wilson's map tracks with Democrat voters.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (T09ml)

286 If everyone who respects Wilson was isolated in a single closet one roll of TP would get them through their period of isolation.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

287 The Butt Buccaneer FTW!

Only a matter of time until the NL team in The Burgh changes its name to either the Pittsburgh Parrots or the Pittsburgh Pierogis.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (pPNCa)

288 But why does he believe WE all think it's a hoax?

Because we don't believe in the cult of global warming, no doubt.

I hope to meet Wilson someday. I would happily go to jail secure in the knowledge that I had broken that nickelfucker's jaw.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (2JVJo)

289 Trump gladdens my heart on this snowy day here. Troll level Grand Master Trump.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (gmo/4)

290 Wait. Am I getting my 35 million virus dollars, or not?

Posted by: Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (+lVUW)

291 here in NC, I yesterday saw something which I have *never* seen. A car from WI with one of those molded, lighted signs (like a pizza delivery) on top of it saying, 'Bernie Out-polls Trump!'

--

Then the driver went off singing

"Lost in a world of fantasy...
...look what it's done to me..."

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (JoUsr)

292 Rasmussen only polls likely voters. Figure they are more tuned in but have been pretty steady between 46-51 % all along. Is it possible that if you are polling a wider audience like registered or even just adults, that more people are starting to realize that Orangeman bad is not as bad as the MSM(which is their main source of news) made him out to be?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (QzF6i)

293 I've been watch the death rate charts, not the "new cases" charts. But both are suspect ... how many early deaths were actually ChinaVirus, and how many current deaths are mostly medically compromised people that were pushed over the edge with this otherwise mild virus? (But charts of ChinaVirus death are indeed still "exponential", doubling a little faster than every three days. (if NY slows in 3 weeks, other cities may get their own outbreak acceleration ... )


JAMA guy interviews a ICU overseeing Doctor ... it does indeed seem this virus is uniquely bad for a lot of people, and they require longer time in ICU. But they were not using the HCQ + Z-Pak treatment ... and mostly dismissed it as "unproven"

Sure, but all treatment is unproven ... this is NOVEL. The results we DO have show great success. The resistance to it is strange ... almost like TDS Syndrome overrules patient care.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (Cus5s)

294 Pelosi is going to try and get the vote by mail/ballot harvesting scam. This is the crown jewel for the commies.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (C1Lsn)

295 Prince Charles ... has been working from home

Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?
.........

Bilking the proles?

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

296 Fenelonscold
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (o2MD2)


OK, that's just uncalled for.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (2JVJo)

297 Anyone want to start guessing what Meggie Mac will name her baby if it's a boy? I'm going with "John McCain Domenech."

John Sidney McCain IV, Future President.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (I2/tG)

298 >>Here's one of several memes The Dem-Media Complex still has in its arsenal (they'll all turn out to be blanks):

Trump is killing people in Blue States by denying assistance those states are begging for!!!!
- - - -
Nope, that was Obama for 8 years. No matter what issue - TARP, BP oil spill, GM bailout, dumping refugees for 3rd world sh#tholes - red states got the shaft.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

299 US fatality rate = less than 1.5%

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No, that's the US rate *in people who caught the Chung Flu*

The US fatality rate from it is one ten thousandth of one percent.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (nsE7Q)

300 251 Anyone want to start guessing what Meggie Mac will name her baby if it's a boy? I'm going with "John McCain Domenech."

"John Sidney McCain The Umteenth".
Screw her husband's last name.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (+lVUW)


I'm going with "Quatro."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (9KTP0)

301 When it's all said and done, I bet we have the lowest number than any country.



But no one will dare say it's because American healthcare is superior.
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Because we're still the least burdened by socialized medicine.

Without obamacare, we'd be even better.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (kOpft)

302 The Loyal Order of The Couch
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

Technically, I'm a Knight of the First Rocking Chair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Hammer, Mike Hammer. You may call me Lord Chesterfield.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (CDGwz)

303 >>Anyone want to start guessing what Meggie Mac will name her baby if it's a boy? I'm going with "John McCain Domenech."


I bet she eats the Placenta first, though.

"BACK OFF, I'M STARVING!"

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (noaju)

304 That tweet...holy shit...epic. We are simply not worthy.

Posted by: cnation at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (Eu5Of)

305 If you're reading here, President Trump, I voted for
you and will again, pray for you and you've gotten quite a number of
supportive e-mails from me, However-and I may be in a minority here-I
think you should just lay off Mitt Romney. We already know what you
think of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (WI7YS)

I will enjoy Trump's tweets twice as much so the Fen doesn't have too:-P

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (nAiE/)

306 Prince Charles shouldn't have taken Sophie Trudeau out to lunch when she was in the UK!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (TQ/zJ)

I thought Sophie caught it from Idris Elba, or he from her?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (miJU3)

307 NHS says "Neigh!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (BiNEL)

__________


Heh. She has a direct mane line to the World Hysteria Organization.

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (9L+wm)

308 Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (o2MD2)

And since I really don't think Trump reads or cares about my opinion here (nor should he) it probably means as much as people saying "Great knock on Romney, President Trump,' but you got a non entity's (That's his handle) up vote." Good for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (WI7YS)

309 Talk about lowering expectations. Democrats are now begging Joe not to die before the election.

https://tinyurl.com/rc3vhqa

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

310 267It is so thrilling to have a president with balls




Yes!

Posted by: Floridachick at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (aSAk4)

311 Mitt Romney Tests Negative for Coronavirus


Now, who's laughing about magic underwear?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (9wmyx)

312 Dow up a thousand since open.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (YslsA)

313 "AZ, population of around 7.5 million people, currently reporting 401 cases of Chinese Lung Rot, with 6 dead, and 8 patients currently hospitalized.

401 of 7.5 million = 0.005346% of population infected currently.

6 dead of 7.5 million = 0.00007999% death rate."

I should have included this rider...

*actual death rates may vary

Posted by: Shoey at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (lg4FP)

314 So have they voted and sent the bill to the Prez yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (r+sAi)

315 227 city I live in has issued a 'stay at home' public health order, effective tomorrow thru April 17

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My daughter works at a bank and has received an essential job letter she must carry with her in the event the For Your Own Good Health Gestapo stop her on her way to and from work. "Your papers, please!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

Just got out of a meeting with my boss, we are apparently essential (transportation) and our SIDA badges are our passes. I LOST MY SHIT. WHY does anyone need a "pass" when you can be out going to the grocery store or grabbing some takeout?? I am beyond pissed right now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (Y1ZBX)

316 I miss the public library. Be glad when it re-opens. I shoulda checked out more books.
Posted by: mnw at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (Cssks)


Check to see if your library uses Overdrive or another similar book lending service.

Also, if you have Prime, Amazon has Prime Reading which has a bunch of books you can read for free without needing Kindle Unlimited.

And then there's this - http://www.gutenberg.org/

Public domain is an amazing thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

317 The Community College of Ann Arbor released a poll showing Trump losing by 30 points to Biden. I don't know why you people think that Trump has a shot.

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Yeah, well, Big Foot is leading Joe by 25 points.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

318 Wednesday's Trading:
Dow+817.17

21,522.08+3.95%

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (qjCzJ)

319 our dipshit, transexual, commie governor has closed our state until 4/24. he is absolutely giddy about bankrupting all the bars and restaurants here. asshole. death by fire is too good for that scumbag.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (KP5rU)

320 This Garcetti guy is all class, shutting off power and water to non-compliant businesses. When is the Ruby Ridge step?

Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (SwWMX)

321 274 A lot of skin cancer, diabetes, and morbid obesity in Arizona. More Coronavirus "complications"?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (C1Lsn)

322 Wait. Am I getting my 35 million virus dollars, or not?

--

I saw where the cutoff for the $1200 payment is $99K

So welfare recipients who won't miss a dollar are going to get it, but a taxpayer in sales who was making $100K before watching 75% of his clients close their doors right before he got fired will not.

Yay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (nsE7Q)

323 275 I miss the public library. Be glad when it re-opens. I shoulda checked out more books.

I tried one of those front-yard "little libraries" down the block, but she has a sign up that it's closed due to the WuFlu. Sad.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (KxVoZ)

324 At least my beloved Indians are only 22 games back, so that's nice.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (mf5HN)

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Have no worries AtC! Beiber will win the Cy Young, Jose, the batting title, and the outfield mess will suddenly resolve itself into a fantastic blended outcome. Frankie will sign an eight year extension and the World Series trophy will sit in a beautiful case at the corner of Carnegie and Ontario. My season prediction anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (NVYyb)

325 Public domain is an amazing thing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

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Yep, nothing like the public domain!

Posted by: homeless bum pooping in the street at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (WEBkv)

326 Any measurement of the number of fatalities without
considering the drastic steps we have taken to decrease the number of
fatalities is useless.



It's actually a measurement of how effective our actions have been.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)

Sure, jack, there'd be a hundred million dead Americans if not for the brave shutdown. Boston Strong.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (kOpft)

327 My daughter works at a bank and has received an essential job letter she
must carry with her in the event the For Your Own Good Health Gestapo
stop her on her way to and from work. "Your papers, please!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

===
Sorry man I only have a bong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (pw+jk)

328 No, that's the US rate *in people who caught the Chung Flu*

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (nsE7Q)

No, that's the fatality rate of people who caught Sino-Lung-Rot, and got sick enough to notice and then got tested. So...a small fraction of the total number of people who caught it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (dLLD6)

329 I'm seeing in the news that Sanders announced that no way in hell is he ending his campaign. Milwaukee is going to require military-grade popcorn buckets.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (lY4np)

330 Why the 500 error page?

Wow....1997 flashback.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (1Fabx)

331 So have they voted and sent the bill to the Prez yet?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++
Not until tomorrow at the earliest. It hasn't left the Senate yet and the House convened and then adjourned within a minute or so this morning, and they won't be back in session until tomorrow. If they come in and pass it and send it over, it will be law by 10:00 ET tomorrow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (e/H31)

332 Man, I shore hope hope Hillary doesn't get terminal Kung Flu. I mean, she can hardly move her fat ass around on flat ground without passing out. Fergit about stairs. And the funeral would likely be even more hurl inducing than Juan McCain's.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (o2MD2)

333 Anyone want to start guessing what Meggie Mac will name her baby if it's a boy? I'm going with "John McCain Domenech."

"John Sidney McCain The Umteenth".
Screw her husband's last name.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (+lVUW)

I'm going with "Quatro."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (9KTP0)



I'm going with Kuato.


Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (9wmyx)

334 311 Mitt Romney Tests Negative for Coronavirus


Now, who's laughing about magic underwear?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (9wmyx)

Don't you have some taxes to go not pay or something?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (KxVoZ)

335 >>I'm seeing in the news that Sanders announced that no way in hell is he ending his campaign.


He has not yet begun to fight (for more money)!

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (noaju)

336 Senate Dems are promoting the bill on the floor right now - so we're in new territory here. Nothing like impeachment.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (/ZYFC)

337 I thought Sophie caught it from Idris Elba, or he from her?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (miJU3)


Caught what, stupidity? That's what I'd worry about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (9KTP0)

338 328 No, that's the US rate *in people who caught the Chung Flu*

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (nsE7Q)

No, that's the fatality rate of people who caught Sino-Lung-Rot, and got sick enough to notice and then got tested. So...a small fraction of the total number of people who caught it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (dLLD6)

========

It's almost like all of the data has an inherent bias that no one seems to want to talk about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (UWqZJ)

339 Knowing what we know from the source of that comment, I imagine that that remark was severely overstated. Friend of Gabe's maybe.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (KnJdm)

Don't feel like clarifying that at all? Just figured you'd comment about me out of nowhere?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (T8HPM)

340 319 our dipshit, transexual, commie governor has closed our state until 4/24. he is absolutely giddy about bankrupting all the bars and restaurants here. asshole. death by fire is too good for that scumbag.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (KP5rU)

Hoping bad things happen to evil people hell bent on destroying lives and livelihoods is Not Who We Are (TM). Tisk tisk.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (NWiLs)

341 Sanders is no dummy...he is waiting out joe thinking the ole boy ain't gonna last. Good bet I'd say.

Posted by: Pliney at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (nzKWW)

342 Mitt Romney
45s

I'm somewhat dismayed by the substance and tone of The President's latest tweet regarding a recent personal health scare and while I thank him for wishing me good health, since when is devotion to The Creator as well as voting one's conscience after grist for comedy and personal attacks on one's probity?

I like the president as much as he likes me, but personal attacks are unseemly in the face of the grave issues at hand.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (CqE5x)

343 Why are there so many dots in the middle of lake Michigan? Nice plot

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (/6GbT)

344 Well, fuckity fuck fuck fuck... We just got the lockdown order until 4/17. Except the homeless. Theyre exempted.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (Xesvh)

345 Democrats are now begging Joe not to die before the election.

Joe only needs to live long enough to get the nomination. He can then resign for health reasons, and the DNC will choose his successor.

Harder to do if Joe hasn't been nominated yet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (I2/tG)

346 No, that's the fatality rate of people who caught Sino-Lung-Rot, and got sick enough to notice and then got tested

--

Also a great point.

As I've posted repeatedly, I'm willing to accept that Super Contagious Chinese Lung AIDS is super contagious.

I'm willing to accept that this super contagious virus hit the US a couple of weeks ago.

I'm reluctant to accept both.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (nsE7Q)

347 204 The Community College of Ann Arbor released a poll showing Trump losing by 30 points to Biden. I don't know why you people think that Trump has a shot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (UWqZJ)

So he's lost the "intellectual" demographic. Some of whom have already learned how to color inside the lines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Sadly, it was The University of Michigan Law School that provided coloring book pages for it's law students to help them get through the sadz of Trump winning in '16.

Remember the good old days when universities hired people for reasons other than diversity?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (+lVUW)

348 At least my beloved Indians are only 22 games back, so that's nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM

HaHa the Phillies are only 9

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (ZCEU2)

349 I notice AtC has mentioned her Indians.

I'm bummed the Indians aren't yet playing...for second place in the Central, because the Twins would have beat them like a drum.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (WEBkv)

350 My daughter works at a bank and has received an essential job letter she must carry with her in the event the For Your Own Good Health Gestapo stop her on her way to and from work. "Your papers, please!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)


Does it look exactly like a $20 bill?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (9KTP0)

351 I miss the public library. Be glad when it re-opens. I shoulda checked out more books.

Posted by: mnw at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (Cssks)

Our public library is closed. But leading up to this lockdown, the library has been taken over by druggies and homeless. Destroying the bathrooms (literally and figuratively). Using the bathrooms as a place to bathe and shoot up.
They finally had to put locks on the doors and have a person come to the front desk to ask for a key to use the restroom. This way they can monitor what is going on. I'll bet these librarians are saying to themselves "I went through all this schooling to be a hall monitor?!?!?!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (N39Ws)

352 I don't know if this has been addressed yet; but they PUHLEEEZE stop saying "self isolating" the term is "self quarantine" actually you don't need the term "self" .
Help me out hordians, correct me please .

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (u8xoC)

353 345 Democrats are now begging Joe not to die before the election.

Joe only needs to live long enough to get the nomination. He can then resign for health reasons, and the DNC will choose his successor.

Harder to do if Joe hasn't been nominated yet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (I2/tG)

=========

I do not see how the Party remains whole if they do this at any point between now and the election.

Before the convention? Chaos.

After the convention? Chaos.

They are screwed, and they know it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (UWqZJ)

354 Well, someone has to teach water safety.

Or is that not what the Kennedy Center does?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (9KTP0)

Drivers Ed

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (32YRo)

355 My daughter works at a bank and has received an essential job letter she must carry with her in the event the For Your Own Good Health Gestapo stop her on her way to and from work. "Your papers, please!"

--

Always be going to the grocery store.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (nsE7Q)

356 It's actually a measurement of how effective our actions have been.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)



And you measure this how?





Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (QE8X6)

Folks have been talking about the UK War College estimates of millions of dead Americans, and 60k a day at the height of the plague.
They also had an estimate of fatalities 'if we act' that someone should dig up and compare to the real world results, and see just how far off the 'experts' were.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (kOpft)

357 And the funeral would likely be even more hurl inducing than Juan McCain's.
======

I'm willing to power through it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (vg8iE)

358 "NICKELFUCKER" needs more widespread use.

Wilson must be armed to the teeth. It explains him still having teeth.

Posted by: nip at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (Izot6)

359 At least my beloved Indians are only 22 games back, so that's nice.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM
My daughter will be moving to Cleveland soon. AtC -you live around there?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (N39Ws)

360 352 I don't know if this has been addressed yet; but they PUHLEEEZE stop saying "self isolating" the term is "self quarantine" actually you don't need the term "self" .
Help me out hordians, correct me please .
Posted by: Cheribebe at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (u8xoC)

=========

You're not the boss of me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (UWqZJ)

361 Worse thing of the country getting back to work BID N won't have any reason to hide

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (ZCEU2)

362 sorry insom, it's who i am. war!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (KP5rU)

363 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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Yeah right, lets see how your totally suck-ass pitching holds up this non-existent season!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (NVYyb)

364 There's some serious correlation/causation confusion going on. Jobs created or saved stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (NWiLs)

365 Mitt Romney Tests Negative for Coronavirus


Now, who's laughing about magic underwear?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (9wmyx)

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Oops, wrong test. You have a negative brain function scan.

Sorry about the mixup!

Posted by: people who tested Romney at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (WEBkv)

366 someone should dig up and compare to the real world results, and see just how far off the 'experts' were.

--

Thank goodness we banned plastic straws in time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (nsE7Q)

367 Our library has a virtual library and you can check anything out online. 'It's awesome.

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (u8xoC)

368 Why are there so many dots in the middle of lake Michigan? Nice plot

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (/6GbT)

All those Cruise ships?

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (X/Pw5)

369 esterday she scolded ace for engaging that seattle scum dude.Posted by: non entity at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (B+t5k)

No; I didn't. I said some people should consider not engaging Seattle Sloughm (didn't name Ace. Didn't think of Ace. Ace has a right to write what ever he wants here. Obviously . D' o h) and I pointed out the sensible advice OM gave about trolls. Adios, non entity, pepe le pew or whoeever you are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (WI7YS)

370 My dry cleaner is trying to get his "essential service" designation so he can reopen.

It took a genius like Gretchen Whitmer to make sure the clothes everyone have been sneezing into the arms of stay infected so we spread the virus evenly.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (mrrpT)

371 I'm bummed the Indians aren't yet playing...for second place in the Central, because the Twins would have beat them like a drum.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (WEBkv)


The Mens' Senior Baseball League is having a tournament starting April 1 ... to be played on Playstation 4s.

I'm not making this up, although they may be pulling our leg, given the starting date.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (9KTP0)

372 Rick Wilson - what if viewership tracks to CNN instead of Fox; then what?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (17+9D)

373 Speaking of self quarantine, how about next year we wait until the weather is nicer, say May?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (ZCEU2)

374 Nascar has gone to a full virtual series and will have commentary hosted by the usual suspects, from home, as drivers compete on tracks in video game fashion.

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

375 "Exponential." They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

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Oh, 'exponential' means what they think it means. But it also means that their models are crap. Just like SARS, MERS, global warming, and Paul Ryan's 5% growth forever get us out of debt budget plan.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (kOpft)


Yesterday Dr. Brix said something extremely important that I had not heard before: Projections that 60-80 percent of the US population will be infected are the total over THE NEXT THREE YEARS.
She didn't say at the time what the projection is over the next month, next three months, and so on. She did say those projections assume no vaccine until fall 2021.

Dammit, show us your work when telling us we're all going to die by sunset.

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (AMIL/)

376 I'd like to overlay Rick's viewership data at the cuckshed and see if his usage of hand lubricants shows any correlation with intensity of the two bulls going at his wife.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (2Mnv1)

377 Rick Wilson, has anyone ever told him he looks like a penis, cap or no cap?

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (n1zog)

378 Wonder how many CongressCritters bought up some Boeing yesterday?

Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (qLs5f)

___________


Conversely, wonder how many more CongressCritters were bought by Boeing yesterday?

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (Ynn3w)

379 I saw a poll of the West Lansing Community College University of East South Northern Moose Hill Cheerleader Camp Agricultural Tech showing Trump with a 93 point lead across Michigan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (r+sAi)

380
119

Hey, what would it hurt, at least through the end of this crisis, if we

had a few people standing by John McCain's grave with a wooden stake and

hammer?
Better make sure they wear overshoes. I hear that area stays muddy and smells like urine.

Posted by: Nobody at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (8zK8n)

381 FUCKHEAD CUOMO

TELL NEW YORKERS TO STAY IN NYC

THEY CAN BREAK THE LAW THERE ALL THEY WANT

THEY ARE NOT SELF QUARANTINING THE THEY LEAVE THE CITY

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (rpxSz)

382 I should have included this rider...

*actual death rates may vary
Posted by: Shoey
____________________

I was just pointing out that NY is skewing the numbers. Lots of states, and my own state of AZ is one, are experiencing negligible effects from the virus on their population. The economic effects, on the other hand, have the potential to be catastrophic. The states that can need to get back to work, and soon.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (k4dH2)

383 Always be going to the grocery store.

How do I explain the fishing boat and trailer behind the truck?

Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (ymM0w)

384 My daughter works at a bank and has received an essential job letter she
must carry with her in the event the For Your Own Good Health Gestapo
stop her on her way to and from work. "Your papers, please!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

This is totalitarian.
Also, Governor Phil Murphy is apparently unhappy that many new Jerseyans are not sticking to his draconian rules and has said that they will be strictly enforced.
And this is what he said--EXACT quote "...the people must be JOLTED...."

Who is this, Stalin?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (CqE5x)

385 Yeah right, lets see how your totally suck-ass pitching holds up this non-existent season!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (NVYyb)
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That totally suck-ass pitching staff managed to win 103 games last year.

This year, as of right now, they're as good as anyone!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (WEBkv)

386 >>Folks have been talking about the UK War College estimates of millions of dead Americans, and 60k a day at the height of the plague.
They also had an estimate of fatalities 'if we act' that someone should dig up and compare to the real world results, and see just how far off the 'experts' were.

Trump was asked about that study days ago at one of his pressers and said they aren't using that data at all.

The target seems to be South Korea. Their death rate is a little over 1.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)

387 Rick Wilson - what if viewership tracks to CNN instead of Fox; then what?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (17+9D)


3 red specks wouldn't prove his idiotic point.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

388 Sportsball...I kind of forgot about it and found I can do without it

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (/6GbT)

389 374
Nascar has gone to a full virtual series and will have commentary hosted
by the usual suspects, from home, as drivers compete on tracks in video
game fashion.



LOL.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Now that is exciting TV to watch </snark>. Broadcasting NASCAR drivers playing a video game.If my life lacked that much purpose, it would be easier to go over to youtube and watch some teenage punk play Fortnite.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (N39Ws)

390 Folks have been talking about the UK War College estimates of millions of dead Americans, and 60k a day at the height of the plague.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (kOpft)


Wishcasting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (9KTP0)

391 How do I explain the fishing boat and trailer behind the truck?

--

Lost the key to the hitch lock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (nsE7Q)

392 314 So have they voted and sent the bill to the Prez yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (r+sAi)

Senate hasn't voted yet...they should shortly.

House gaveled in @ 10 am and gaveled out at 10:02. Adjourned until tomorrow...cuz theyz workin' for the peoplez.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (cF8AT)

393 God I love Trump!

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (JtRzJ)

394 I'm seeing unreliable Tweets there is $400 mill. for mail-in voting in the Senate bill. is that accurate? Why the hell would we agree to that?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (7Fj9P)

395 My daughter will be moving to Cleveland soon. AtC -you live around there?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (N39Ws)


No, haven't for ages.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (mf5HN)

396 390 Folks have been talking about the UK War College estimates of millions of dead Americans, and 60k a day at the height of the plague.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (kOpft)

Wishcasting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (9KTP0)

==========

Wishing for dead Americans? From academic British?

Why, I never...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (UWqZJ)

397 you just broke your own rule

Posted by: non entity at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (B+t5k)

398 If I really wanted to scold, I'm sure that I could do much better than that. Just giving my opinion as we all do here, and this wasn't particularly in strong terms.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (WI7YS)

And, regarding Romney, I disagree. That bastard is a vicious backstabber, and needs to be mocked and belittled at every possible opportunity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (miJU3)

399

Mitt is a traitor.

Trump has ballz of steel. He does not hold back.

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (vEIlU)

400
I knew the Queen would outlive you, Charles.
Posted by: Chris W at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (4GUBG)







I agree. But I always thought his demise would come at the end of a one-on-one snipe hunting trip with Mom.

*BANG*

"Oops. Sorry Charlie, I thought your head was a pigeon!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (EGyGV)

401 This year, as of right now, they're as good as anyone!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (WEBkv)
+++++++++++++
I will point out to all of the haters that my somewhat benighted Colorado Rockies are undefeated so far this season.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (e/H31)

402 Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM

No doubt have the cooler along right?, maybe the boat was just feeling like it needed to go out for a ride

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (ZCEU2)

403 Also, Governor Phil Murphy is apparently unhappy that many new Jerseyans are not sticking to his draconian rules and has said that they will be strictly enforced.
And this is what he said--EXACT quote "...the people must be JOLTED...."
=======

20,000 people need to show up and jolt his fucking ass.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (vg8iE)

404 Drone racing is actually super fun to watch. Yeah, it's come to that in our house...

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (sI15f)

405 Public domain > social disease

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)

406 Here in the US...we don't hug Chinese....we fuckem. Then we smoke ....a little pillow talk.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (1Fabx)

407
The Mens' Senior Baseball League is having a tournament starting April 1 ... to be played on Playstation 4s.

I'm not making this up, although they may be pulling our leg, given the starting date.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (9KTP0)
----------------

If it's one thing baseball is known for, it's pranks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (WEBkv)

408 The dark Chump is talking right now.

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (vEIlU)

409 Mitt Romney
45s

I'm somewhat dismayed by the substance and tone of The President's latest tweet regarding a recent personal health scare and while I thank him for wishing me good health, since when is devotion to The Creator as well as voting one's conscience after grist for comedy and personal attacks on one's probity?

I like the president as much as he likes me, but personal attacks are unseemly in the face of the grave issues at hand.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (CqE5x)

410 357 "And the funeral would likely be even more hurl inducing than Juan McCain's."


The John McCain funeral procession hasn't come through our small town in Michigan, so I know it's still going on. I'm surprised this virus thing is getting so much press while the mourning period continues.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (mrrpT)

411 Here in the US...we don't hug Chinese....we fuckem. Then we smoke ....a little pillow talk.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (1Fabx)
+++++++++++++
Also, railroads.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (e/H31)

412 I never knew Joltin Joe was Stalin, the things you pick up here!

Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (SwWMX)

413 409 Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (CqE5x)

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Do you always use 45s?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (UWqZJ)

414 This is one of the more maddening parts of Congress. Everyone knows the vote outcome but these dickheads are going to waste another day bloviating instead of just doing the damn votes.

Self-important blowhards.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (ZLI7S)

415 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (WI7YS)

He may have gone overboard on this particular tweet but I have to admit I laughed my Gluteus Maximus off

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (5bxa0)

416 Drone racing is actually super fun to watch. Yeah, it's come to that in our house...
Posted by: Miss Issippi


I watched a crab vs a remote controlled robot.

Crab won.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Vddbf)

417 I for one think it's damn rude of Meggie Mac to have a baby during Month 23 of her father's funeral.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (KxVoZ)

418 I cleaned the kitchen. Made the bed. Repaired some broken things. Trekked up to the mailbox. Even moved into a new wallet (and isn't that going to be fun figuring out which pockets I put things in?). Nothing changed while I was thus occupied. I'm taking that as permission to go tramp the woods for an hour.


I will not light my hair on fire over this manufactured disaster. I get sick or I don't. I die or I don't. This is no different from every day of my life.

*ties boots...waves good-bye*

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (XxJt1)

419 For a former Expos fan everyday is the day the 'Spos were the best team in baseball when the strike/lockout ended the season.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

420 Imagine if Trump said " The people need to be JOLTED."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (CqE5x)

421 Hard to believe I am becoming even more cynical. Random thought about the delay in the "Stimulus Package": delay necessitated so all of the Legislative Branch and their staffs could make sure they got the buy orders in before the market reacted.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (hKi6n)

422 Rick Wilson - what if viewership tracks to CNN instead of Fox; then what?

It's true - travel through airports is a strong predictor of susceptibility to the CCP virus.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (I2/tG)

423 419 For a former Expos fan everyday is the day the 'Spos were the best team in baseball when the strike/lockout ended the season.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

==========

Everything that has followed hasn't been true baseball.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (UWqZJ)

424 MLB and NBA are pissing their fans off in high order by not refunding ANY money to ticket holders for games that will not be played.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

425 Kirsty Alley thanked Trump for good corona job.
Breitbart could have chosen a more appealing pic.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (Xawmf)

426 So do they still wonder why most prefer smaller towns?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (1Fabx)

427 413
409 Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (CqE5x)



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Do you always use 45s?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (UWqZJ)

Absolutely, because shooting twice is silly.
Oh, sorry. This isn't the gun thread, is it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (N39Ws)

428 The only thing more tedious and sleep-inducing than video game NASCAR is...real NASCAR racing.

Posted by: Fortcoins at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (JbL9Q)

429 Days since The Rick Wilson has not made an ass of himself has been reset back to zero, again.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM


Wouldn't using imaginary numbers be more appropriate?

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (r6GXX)

430 Well if nothing else gets done today might as well go put my thousands of miniatures back in their boxes, so I can get them all out again in a few days.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (ZCEU2)

431 Well, it was rude of Mutt to give that lady cancer-ray-death too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (KxVoZ)

432 I was just pointing out that NY is skewing the
numbers. Lots of states, and my own state of AZ is one, are
experiencing negligible effects from the virus on their population. The
economic effects, on the other hand, have the potential to be
catastrophic. The states that can need to get back to work, and soon.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (k4dH2)
Yes. My rant on the last thread got willowed but agree 100%. People who are collecting a salary while working at home or basically on a paid holiday or do not have kids think all this is just fine.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (QzF6i)

433 Schmuck thinks he going to coin "unemployment on steroids"

rolls right off the tongue, no ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (rpxSz)

434 I don't know if this has been addressed yet; but they PUHLEEEZE stop
saying "self isolating" the term is "self quarantine" actually you
don't need the term "self" .

Help me out hordians, correct me please .
---

I think the 'self' part just means that you're doing it on your own, i.e. there's not an armed guard outside your house making sure you stay inside.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (kOpft)

435 I watched a crab vs a remote controlled robot.

Crab won.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Vddbf)


It must not've been against the Humpbot.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

436 I will point out to all of the haters that my somewhat benighted Colorado Rockies are undefeated so far this season.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (e/H31)
-----------------

Nolan Arenado.

A player worth watching, no matter how bad the team.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (WEBkv)

437 I cleaned the kitchen. Made the bed. Repaired some broken things. Trekked up to the mailbox. Even moved into a new wallet (and isn't that going to be fun figuring out which pockets I put things in?). Nothing changed while I was thus occupied. I'm taking that as permission to go tramp the woods for an hour.

--

Spring cleaning and painting here. Maybe tackle the corners of the garage at some point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (nsE7Q)

438 BTW, heard Glenn Beck this morning claiming that Mexico is doing nothing with regard to the virus and their president is going around hugging and kissing people for the cameras.


Don't know if that's true, but if the border remains porous, we could keep importing it.

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (Ynn3w)

439 Why can't I just eat my creampie?

Posted by: Rick at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (nzKWW)

440 If it's one thing baseball is known for, it's pranks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (WEBkv)


You bet, but this looks plausible, given the detail of the email. If it's a prank, it's a pretty elaborate one. My guess is that they're just following the virtual NASCAR race lead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (9KTP0)

441 Huh:

@IlhanMN
Here is maybe a radical idea to deal with some of the pressures our healthcare system is facing:

All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.


That'll fix everything!! /s

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

442 The asshole Schumer is up talking in the Senate.

It's the first bid in the Free Shit Sweepstakes.

"Mr. President, we can not allow... a Free Shit Gap!"

Get in there and up the stakes to something truly HUGE.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (mrrpT)

443
Absolutely, because shooting twice is silly.
Oh, sorry. This isn't the gun thread, is it?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (N39Ws)


Every thread is a gun, boob or movie thread after 100.

Or, and.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

444 the skeptic in me wonders if all these large democrat run bankrupted by pension promises cities will pull in enough to clear that debt...

nationalizing that debt has been a dem goal for a long time

Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (XTiHL)

445 Spring cleaning is a waste of precious cleaning supplies at this moment.

That's my story and I'm stickin' with it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (KxVoZ)

446 Trump's balls are aluminum oxide. After November, they will be solid diamond with multiple cutting edges.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (o2MD2)

447 " stop saying "self isolating" the term is "self quarantine" actually you don't need the term "self" Help me out hordians, correct me please" Posted by: Cheribebe

the point is the "self" decides to go into quarantine, as opposed to Government Forced Quarantine ... doors welded shut, like in China. Self imposed "isolation", but quarantine is better, since the internet allows for a lot of social interaction.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (Cus5s)

448 FFS now hubby has msnbc on

arrrghhh

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (G546f)

449 Everything that has followed hasn't been true baseball.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (UWqZJ)
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People have been saying that since the invention of the DH.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (WEBkv)

450 Don't get too excited 're stocks.

The hotel chains needing to float loans, are going to have issues soon.

Posted by: A moron at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (ZuGkg)

451 I hate you Buncombe County NC. A fucking movement limit for nothing.

Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (HoG2k)

452 Here is maybe a radical idea to deal with some of the pressures our healthcare system is facing:

All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.

That'll fix everything!! /

AKA Socialized medicine

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (5bxa0)

453 @IlhanMN
Here is maybe a radical idea to deal with some of the pressures our healthcare system is facing:

All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.

That'll fix everything!! /s
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)


Please tell me someone responded calling her a dipshit.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

454 I should add that I tend to be on the side of the overall and long-term benefits of the herd immunity side of the argument myself.

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (Ynn3w)

455 Nolan Arenado.

A player worth watching, no matter how bad the team.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (WEBkv)
++++++++++++
One of the best 3rd basemen to ever play the game. The Rox have a lot of good players. The catcher - Tony Wolters - is one of the better all-arounders I have seen. He really hit his stride last year.

The pitching is, well, another story. Or it was last year. We'll see how it is with the 70-80 games they might play this year...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (e/H31)

456 alright I'm going down to the corner store because it is essential that I get some Oreos and some Marlboros

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (iTXRQ)

457 MLB and NBA are pissing their fans off in high order by not refunding ANY money to ticket holders for games that will not be played.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

That's fucked up.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (CqE5x)

458 All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.

Again I say, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (Boy/L)

459 they are screaming that defense bla bla act
force the factories to make all da stuff
NYC gonna all dieeeee

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (G546f)

460 FISH STICKS! FISH STICKS! YAY, FISH STICKS!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (oVJmc)

461 We have been delivered by the most unlikely source.

Pornhub pledges to donate 50,000 masks to NY first responders AND is going to offer 1 month of free premium content to everyone!

https://tinyurl.com/w5b69r4

Remember to hydrate!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)

462 May the Trump Cure strike the bugly pirate

Posted by: CN at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (ONvIw)

463 Covid -19 Cases EXPLODE in Dallas


NBCDFW, kindly go fuck yourselves.

Thank you.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (Vddbf)

464 He may have gone overboard on this particular tweet but I have to admit I laughed my Gluteus Maximus off
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (5bxa0)


I did not think it was real at first.

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (vEIlU)

465 All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.

--

What, you mean anyone can just walk in and receive service regardless of ability to pay?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (nsE7Q)

466 452 Here is maybe a radical idea to deal with some of the pressures our healthcare system is facing:

All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.

That'll fix everything!! /

AKA Socialized medicine
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (5bxa0)

=========

Not a prediction:

Democrats lose the House badly, say 245-170 type bad.
Nancy gets kicked out of leadership.
AOC manages to keep her seat and the NY legislature doesn't gerrymander her out of existence.
AOC becomes minority leader.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (UWqZJ)

467 Why can't I just eat my creampie?
Posted by: Rick at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (nzKWW)
++++++++++++++
Your use of the possessive "my" implies that you created it. You can't eat because it doesn't exist because your wife bangs *other* men, not you.

You can, however - and will - eat whatever the bull tells you to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (e/H31)

468 459 they are screaming that defense bla bla act
force the factories to make all da stuff
NYC gonna all

And I heard he is "demanding" 30 thousand ventilators? Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (5bxa0)

469 Pornhub pledges to donate 50,000 masks to NY first responders AND is going to offer 1 month of free premium content to everyone!


I assume those face masks have self adhesive.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

470
NBCDFW, kindly go fuck yourselves.

Thank you.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (Vddbf)


As their single digit death count adds 1 with an 80 year old passing due to the virus.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

471 Monterey Bay Aquarium has a great sea otter live cam going. on. you can watch them eat and play and float around holding hands.

I love sea otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (d7Ww2)

472 I cleaned the kitchen. Made the bed. Repaired some broken things.

-
The across the street neighbors threw out their Christmas tree Monday so they've got that going for them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

473 All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.

Again I say, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (Boy/L)
++++++++++++
Nationalization, I reckon. That is, they should be expropriated by the state - for as long as the virus exists (which, if the possibility of this becoming seasonal turns out to be the case, will be forever).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (e/H31)

474 how does pornhub have 50K masks?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)

475 Trump is such a passive-aggressive coward.

Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (MRH9j)

476 474 how does pornhub have 50K masks?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)

Don't ask

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (5bxa0)

477 I love sea otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (d7Ww2)

Same here. It's those fucking River Otters you've got to watch.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (mrrpT)

478 One of the best 3rd basemen to ever play the game. The Rox have a lot of good players. The catcher - Tony Wolters - is one of the better all-arounders I have seen. He really hit his stride last year.

The pitching is, well, another story. Or it was last year. We'll see how it is with the 70-80 games they might play this year...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (e/H31)
-----------

They'll just expand the rosters to 40 players and play double headers until they've made up all the games....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (WEBkv)

479 MLB and NBA are pissing their fans off in high order by not refunding ANY money to ticket holders for games that will not be played.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
--------
I just assume any MLB games not played will be credited to my account for next year or playoffs. Can't say for the NBA, left them a long time ago.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (/ZYFC)

480 All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.

Again I say, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Posted by: Circa


Means when it's public, they can deny you treatment because of your MAGA stance.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (Vddbf)

481

DAMN..NO MORE Masked Porn.....where do they wear the masks?..... asking for Guy Fawkes.........

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (5IHGB)

482 >>>475 Trump is such a passive-aggressive coward.
Posted by: Ronald Drumpf

wash your pussy out, cuck

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (PbpT7)

483 Trump is such a passive-aggressive coward.
Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (MRH9j)

Irony noted, Internet commando.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (Boy/L)

484 Nationalization, I reckon. That is, they should be expropriated by the state - for as long as the virus exists (which, if the possibility of this becoming seasonal turns out to be the case, will be forever).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (e/H31)

I worked for a private hospital. We had the same policies and could not turn down patients based on ability to pay. Not sure what that asshole believes to be "truthie"

Posted by: CN at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (ONvIw)

485 how does pornhub have 50K masks?

Props for some of their "specialty" vids?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (KxVoZ)

486 I hope Ace is preparing a fun thread on the zany Atlantic article where some chick is begging Biden to just stay alive, pleeesase.

(Or did he already do it yesterday?)

The new bar for Biden: breathing. No other brain activity or basic verbal coherence required.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (9hauA)

487 Trump is such a passive-aggressive coward.

--

Yeah, it's pretty great to watch him work.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (nsE7Q)

488 >>Folks have been talking about the UK War College estimates of
millions of dead Americans, and 60k a day at the height of the plague.

They also had an estimate of fatalities 'if we act' that someone
should dig up and compare to the real world results, and see just how
far off the 'experts' were.



Trump was asked about that study days ago at one of his pressers and said they aren't using that data at all.
---
I just mention it because it's publicly available. I'm sure the CDC cooked up their own for his consumption.

If their's was publicly available, or rather had been for a while, we could judge them by it, but at this point, I'd expect them to massage the numbers to reflect today's reality rather than the projections a month ago.

It's a catch 22 for them, as if they weren't projecting similar numbers to the War College, the shutdown is completely unjustifiable.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (kOpft)

489 Stalin--especially early on when he was still consolidating power--was fond of saying things like "The people must be made aware or they'll be smashed in the face!"
So when i heard Phil Murphy say " The people must be jolted", it made me think of that.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (CqE5x)

490 Trolls are such passive-aggressive cowards.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (oVJmc)

491 Heh. I wonder how many people are hoping Charles goes to his eternal reward so that the monarchy can go from Elizabeth to William. I know such things don't matter much in our modern age, but still -Kate and William seem well suited to roles. Chucky not so much.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (T9Hmo)

492 >>>486 I hope Ace is preparing a fun thread on the zany Atlantic article where some chick is begging Biden to just stay alive, pleeesase.

(Or did he already do it yesterday?)

...

no I didn't do it yet, I've got those tabs open, I have to just put them into a post.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (PbpT7)

493 The new bar for Biden: breathing. No other brain activity or basic verbal coherence required.

Did you see his interview yesterday? He has attained that

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (5bxa0)

494 What could be more passive-aggressive than trolling?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (KxVoZ)

495 nothing passive aggressive or cowardly about Donald J. Trump.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (0O7c5)

496 How does a turd tie his shoelaces?

No, it's not a joke, just wondering.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (8B6Ng)

497 486 I hope Ace is preparing a fun thread on the zany Atlantic article where some chick is begging Biden to just stay alive, pleeesase.

(Or did he already do it yesterday?)

The new bar for Biden: breathing. No other brain activity or basic verbal coherence required.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (9hauA)

Senile Joe will tell The Grim Reaper he's full of shit and challenge him to a fist fight.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

498 Mitt Romney
45s

I'm somewhat dismayed by the substance and tone of The President's latest tweet regarding a recent personal health scare and while I thank him for wishing me good health, since when is devotion to The Creator as well as voting one's conscience after grist for comedy and personal attacks on one's probity?

I like the president as much as he likes me, but personal attacks are unseemly in the face of the grave issues at hand.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (CqE5x)


Romney hiding behind his high and mighty bs.

Trump knows exactly what Romney's been doing and that he is part of the coup against him.

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (vEIlU)

499 How do we know Trump isn't a coward?

Because he signs his real name.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (oVJmc)

500 Heh. I wonder how many people are hoping Charles goes to his eternal reward so that the monarchy can go from Elizabeth to William. I know such things don't matter much in our modern age, but still -Kate and William seem well suited to roles. Chucky not so much.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (T9Hmo)
++++++++++++++
I am convinced Elizabeth is being kept alive - possibly by divine intervention - to ensure that Charles does not become king...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (e/H31)

501 how does pornhub have 50K masks?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)


Peter North has been known to hit the crew with "friendly fire."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (CqE5x)

502 Means when it's public, they can deny you treatment because of your MAGA stance.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM


What if we have a buffalo stance instead?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (ejd/p)

503 Great tweet by the prez, he really knows how to shiv. My guess is bluebell took lessons from the master.

Too bad about prince tampon.

Fucking Rick Wilson is getting so slimy I'd be forced to punch him with a gloved hand, then throw out the glove. Williamson levels of slimy

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (z79tQ)

504 :: goes back and rereads the Trump tweet ::

Pretty sure that was active-aggressive. And Trump signed his name to it, unlike some cowards who troll around on internet forums...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (e/H31)

505 >>>wash your pussy out,

Will do, in November.

Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (MRH9j)

506 Meanwhile, Prince Charles tests positive for the 'Rona.


Go way! ronin!

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (Qf83p)

507 I hope Ace is preparing a fun thread on the zany Atlantic article where some chick is begging Biden to just stay alive, pleeesase.

(Or did he already do it yesterday?)

The new bar for Biden: breathing. No other brain activity or basic verbal coherence required.
=======

More proof Democrats will vote for anything with a "D" after its name.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (vg8iE)

508 #1 I love Trump sexually

#2 I just saw a finance news headline

MARKET REACTION MIXED AFTER STIMULUS DEAL REACHED

Right above it is Dow showing a 1,000 point 5% gain

Ok.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (+dsLj)

509 ^^^ "Going to the corner store for Oreos and Marlboro's "

HOW do you light the Oreos?

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (5IHGB)

510 Did you see his interview yesterday? He has attained that

Without a foggy mirror, this is mere conjecture.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (Boy/L)

511

Rick Wilson is so repulsive. Even his twitter picture. He should replace it with one of those troll dolls, minus the hair.

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (vEIlU)

512 https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/animals/live-

cams/sea-otter-cam

remove space

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)

513 Fucking Rick Wilson is getting so slimy I'd be
forced to punch him with a gloved hand, then throw out the glove.
Williamson levels of slimy

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (z79tQ)


A little table salt might just solve the problem.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (8B6Ng)

514 @news_ntd 4 minutes ago

"We are done. We have a deal."

The @WhiteHouse and U.S. congressional leaders in the Senate reached an agreement on a $2 trillion relief package amid the #CCPVirus pandemic, White House official Eric Ueland said. #coronavirus

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

515 508 #1 I love Trump sexually

#2 I just saw a finance news headline

MARKET REACTION MIXED AFTER STIMULUS DEAL REACHED

Right above it is Dow showing a 1,000 point 5% gain

Ok.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (+dsLj)

=========

Well, because it very briefly went negative in the morning. That's how they define mixed these days, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (UWqZJ)

516 I dont know about y'all, but I get the latest Woke- han Virus medical news from the Dr.s at CNN General and St. MSNBC.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (1SMSr)

517 I love leftard projection. Trump is a coward, as called by a pants wetting, creampie eating, soyboy who wets himself when the cat hops up into his chair.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (o2MD2)

518 Sorry but that Trump tweet was fucked up.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (2DOZq)

519 I'm still trying to figure out what is in this bill they are spending my money on. All I know is that I won't get anything but an invoice.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (YslsA)

520 486 I hope Ace is preparing a fun thread on the zany Atlantic article where some chick is begging Biden to just stay alive, pleeesase.


I hope Ace is using all his formidable writing talents crafting an article that puts the jwest economic plan into the forefront of policy shaping.

Free shit is critical at this stage of the crisis.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (mrrpT)

521 "Absolutely, because shooting twice is silly."

PSA: in these times of crisis and shortages, "Two to the body and one to the head" has been revised. Till Easter, please consider "One to the Head". Thank you for your cooperation.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (Cus5s)

522 Dr Hayes is tweeting about 50 percent of us croaking this summer.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (1SMSr)

523
Monterey Bay Aquarium has a great sea otter live cam going. on. you can watch them eat and play and float around holding hands.

I love sea otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (d7Ww2)







That's a surprise...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (EGyGV)

524 For some reason, I get routine spam E-Mail from a zoo in Omaha that I have never visited. It's weird and annoying, but whatever.

In any event, they keep sending me spam about events, about how I should come down to the zoo, etc. - all the normal stuff.

The zoo is closed because of Wuhan Lung AIDS. Someone should tell their spam-generation department, because they don't seem to be aware.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (e/H31)

525 serious question, will NYC have to go to a "COVID19 fatalities must be cremated" or was that just a ChiCom thing

how is Italy handling the issue?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (G546f)

526 Senile Joe will tell The Grim Reaper he's full of shit and challenge him to a fist fight.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

Say Loius Sypher, how would you like a knuckle sandwich???

Posted by: JoeBiden at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (CqE5x)

527 Well that was inevitable. My town just put in a mandatory 14 day quarantine for anyone coming in from out of town. Not just NY but from anywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

528 514 @news_ntd 4 minutes ago

"We are done. We have a deal."

The @WhiteHouse and U.S. congressional leaders in the Senate reached an agreement on a $2 trillion relief package amid the #CCPVirus pandemic, White House official Eric Ueland said. #coronavirus
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

Biggest losers....The USA

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (/6GbT)

529 The hot end of a match stick could be applied to Rick Wilson's ass.
Maybe he would crawl off.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

530
"AZ, population of around 7.5 million people, currently reporting 401 cases of Chinese Lung Rot, with 6 dead, and 8 patients currently hospitalized.

401 of 7.5 million = 0.005346% of population infected currently.

6 dead of 7.5 million = 0.00007999% death rate."

I should have included this rider...

*actual death rates may vary
Posted by: Shoey at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (lg4FP)

Death rate is calculated based on number of infections, not total population. So we can say the fatality rate is at most 1.5%.

But you are right to point that there have been only six deaths out of millions of people. As long as we can keep the infection rate low, we're good.

Oh, and Rick Wilson is an embarrassing idiot.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (9hauA)

531 527 Well that was inevitable. My town just put in a mandatory 14 day quarantine for anyone coming in from out of town. Not just NY but from anywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

========

So, dead letter law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (UWqZJ)

532 Dr Hayes is tweeting about 50 percent of us croaking this summer.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (1SMSr)

Who?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (CqE5x)

533 serious question, will NYC have to go to a "COVID19 fatalities must be cremated" or was that just a ChiCom thing

how is Italy handling the issue?
======

In "Contagion," they just went into a mass grave with lots of lime being sprinkled around.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (vg8iE)

534 how does pornhub have 50K masks?

-
You've never heard of nurse videos?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

535 At least for this week (and perhaps longer) ... the rule "Don't Fight the Fed" applies, especially to shorts trying to reload.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (Cus5s)

536 527 what state?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (G546f)

537 533
In "Contagion," they just went into a mass grave with lots of lime being sprinkled around.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (vg8iE)

==========

That movie's great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (UWqZJ)

538 @ChadPergram 16 minutes ago

Hoyer letter to Hse mbrs: The Senate has announced that they have reached an agreement. The Senate is continuing to work on writing the agreement into legislative text. House Democrats are being briefed today on a series of conference calls.

Hoyer to Hse mbrs: Before we can determine when and how the House will consider this legislation, we must have the final legislative text and clear direction on when the Senate will vote. I remain committed to giving House Members 24 hours' notice before the House acts.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (cF8AT)

539 536 527 what state?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (G546f)

==========

It's not really a state. More of a rest stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (UWqZJ)

540 493 "The new bar for Biden: breathing. No other brain activity or basic verbal coherence required."


Don't worry. When Cuomo is ready to get the presidential nomination, the democrats will take care all that "Biden breathing" crap.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (mrrpT)

541 Too bad about prince tampon.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (z79tQ)


That's the Duke of Kotex to you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (9KTP0)

542 Elton to have an online living room concert

I feel so much safer now

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (rpxSz)

543 Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (9hauA)

i believe one of the dead is the guy who took the aquarium cleaner....he didn't have the virus, he took it as a preventative.....so the number should be 5 dead in az.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (0O7c5)

544 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)

sea otters are awesome, when they aren't doing that thing to your back door.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (ufFY8)

545 how does pornhub have 50K masks?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)


I'm betting they purchased them.

Now WHY is a bigger question, I think.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

546 Seeing enough "Cuomo for president" chatter in the MSM that it seems to be a coordinated effort. Maybe their play is to let Biden win the primary, and then find a way to have him ruled medically unfit?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (RIvx9)

547 nood, pdt polling at 50%

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (d7Ww2)

548 >>So, dead letter law.

Roughly have our total population is summer residents, largely from the tri-state area and PA.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)

549 It's a commentary on me that, were both Romney and the Tampon of Wales to succumb to the Chinese Lung AIDS, I would have to seek medical attention for myself after four hours.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (KQ/Al)

550 https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/animals/live-


cams/sea-otter-cam


remove space

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)

Nurse, have you been? Been a member for decades, amazing place.

I frequent the area, and get lots of shots of otters (sort of profession). What's ticking me off is this is THE prime time to see them and birds in the estuary. It was really picking up a couple of weeks ago. It's raining now, but thinking I'd try to get out tomorrow. When the waters start to warm is when we get smelt, anchovies, shrimp etc. so they're all fat and happy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (8B6Ng)

551 Just checked and 1159 confirmed cases in Mass. 11 deaths, so 1%. 95 people hospitalized. How is this overwhelming our health care system? Obviously, ,now that they are testing, there are going to be more cases but if they are not requiring hospitalization, why is this a pandemic?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (QzF6i)

552 That movie's great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (UWqZJ)

The Andromeda Strain is better.

"We have a wildfire."

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (88xKn)

553 It appears the $25M for the Kennedy center and $75M for CPB-NPR remain in the bill.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (cF8AT)

554 i believe one of the dead is the guy who took the aquarium cleaner....he didn't have the virus, he took it as a preventative.....so the number should be 5 dead in az.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (0O7c5)


Four dead in Ohio.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (2JVJo)

555 Hell, they will elect Biden with his fucked up ass in a coma in bed. They elected Hillary with her fat ass having to be fork lifted up a flight of stairs and hand trucked into the SUV.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (o2MD2)

556 Mitt Romney
45s

I'm somewhat dismayed by the substance and tone of The President's latest tweet regarding a recent personal health scare and while I thank him for wishing me good health, since when is devotion to The Creator as well as voting one's conscience after grist for comedy and personal attacks on one's probity?

I like the president as much as he likes me, but personal attacks are unseemly in the face of the grave issues at hand.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (CqE5x)

Fake tweet?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (9hauA)

557 >>what state?

Shirley, you jest.

Rhode Island

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)

558 eh?

Annie Karni @anniekarni

New York health official just said not to follow the federal guidelines that you should self-quarantine for two weeks after leaving the metropolitan area.

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (vEIlU)

559 @The BabylonBee
Pants sales plummet as everyone works from home

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1242855041091977220

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (G546f)

560
The surge in the stock market on a scrap of good news suggests how artificial and contrived the recent crash really was. How, dare I say -- intentional.

Maybe in the long term economic doom is approaching, maybe not, but the recent boom is genuine unleashed economic potential that had been held back.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (cnBDP)

561 "creampie eater" is going to be my main replacement for cuck going forward.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (PbpT7)

562
That's the Duke of Kotex to you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (9KTP0)


Duke Duke Duke Duke of Kotex Kotex Kotex

Duke of Kotex

Duke of Kotex

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

563 HOW do you light the Oreos?

I'm reminded of the hippies following Granny around wondering how she keeps the crawfish she plans to smoke lit.

Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (XTiHL)

564 Trump is such a passive-aggressive coward

-

Have you ever noticed how he has never STARTED a fight?

Pretty refreshing to have a decent man who loves America and Americans for president who will also hit back.

I can see why it is so disconcerting to the left.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (41rs/)

565 @The BabylonBee
Pants sales plummet as everyone works from home

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1242855041091977220
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (G546f)


They lurk.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

566 >>>Fake tweet?

yes, it's JoeF, he does the fake Mitt Romney tweets.

Also, he ALWAYS says "45s" as the timing of them.

If it says 45s, it's fake.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (PbpT7)

567
Shirley, you jest.

Rhode Island
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm terrible at names, faces, and geography

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (G546f)

568 NYC people that just drove into the Berkshires this morning

were at the grocery stores morning

these assholes will NEVER self quarantine and are going to start a wildfire of a problem

New Yorkers do not follow the law

that's why they live in NYC

they look at everything as double parking

a suggestion

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (rpxSz)

569 I would like to see an overlay of huge bull members and my mouthpussy and see if there is any correlation.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (uEbPt)

570
i believe one of the dead is the guy who took the aquarium cleaner....he didn't have the virus, he took it as a preventative.....so the number should be 5 dead in az.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (0O7c5)

Ah, the brilliant chap what was poisoned to death by the hand of Trump.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (9hauA)

571 also math

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (G546f)

572
In "Contagion," they just went into a mass grave with lots of lime being sprinkled around.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (vg8iE)

==========

That movie's great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (UWqZJ)







Any movie that has Gwinny Goop drowning in her own phegm in the first 10 minutes gets two thumbs up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (EGyGV)

573
Romneyvirus has an adverse effect on the spine and the soul, but not the respiratory system. Romneyvirus needs to keep the host bloviating at maximum windspeed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2020 01:18 PM (II2Y0)

574 I think if you leave saucers of stale beer in the alleys of DC all the never Trump slugs and TDS snails would drown. It's worth a try.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at March 25, 2020 01:18 PM (1SMSr)

575 surge in the stock market on a scrap of good news suggests how artificial and contrived the recent crash really was. How, dare I say -- intentional.

-

Of course it was. It had little to do with Trump and everything to do with punishing us for rejecting the (D)s advances.

The social / political version of waiting for the ex wife in the parking lot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 01:18 PM (41rs/)

576 NV governor has made it illegal to use anti-malaria drugs for Chinese flu.

Posted by: shibumi at March 25, 2020 01:19 PM (ZCiJZ)

577 I don't believe this, but here it is again

Jill Colvin @colvinj

New York's health commissioner is not on board with the White House's recommendation yesterday that people leaving the New York metropolitan area self-quarantine for 14 days. "I would not follow that," he says, noting "these cases are all over the country. It's not just New York"


everyone is doing this, why not NY'ers? Selfish if they don't.

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:19 PM (vEIlU)

578
Since Romney has ostentatiously stabbed conservatives in the back, and since the Left will never really be his allies, and since he has publicly be-clowned himself, what has he got left at this point other than a cult following in Utah?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2020 01:19 PM (cnBDP)

579 Just remember, guys working from home can shuck their pants, but the ladies get to shuck their bras.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 01:20 PM (n7enF)

580 If the NYC peeps go into FL

in 2 weeks, it will explode with the virus

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (rpxSz)

581 i believe one of the dead is the guy who took the aquarium cleaner....he didn't have the virus, he took it as a preventative.....so the number should be 5 dead in az.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (0O7c5)

(sings) "I can see clearly now.."

Posted by: Guppy in dead guy's belly at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (miJU3)

582 these cases are all over the country

Vectors. How do they work?

Idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (Boy/L)

583 Every time I see what looks to be the dumbest hot take on this crisis someone else manages to top it. This is from Wendy Sherman, the gal Obama picked to negotiate that fabulous Iran Deal (she also negotiated Clinton's NK deal):



@wendyrsherman

Hmm. He calls Dr. Birx, Debbie, and Dr. Fauci, Dr. Fauci. Really now. . .


The replies/discussions are even sillier.
Here's a thought: Trump has been spending 100's of hours with these people and is used to using their first names because they are familiar with each other? Naw, that can't be it. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

584 "I want to overlay..."

Gosh I'd like to overlay Corona death rates against your followers but their wouldn't be enough dots to establish a statistical correlation.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2020 01:22 PM (Y6UV7)

585 these cases are all over the country

Vectors. How do they work?

Idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (Boy/L)


Well, Fox News just reported it too.

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:22 PM (vEIlU)

586 If the NYC peeps go into FL

in 2 weeks, it will explode with the virus
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (rpxSz)

That is where all the Miami/Dade and Broward cases are coming from.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:22 PM (Boy/L)

587 579
It's liable to get messy with all the shucking off.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 01:22 PM (o2MD2)

588 458 All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.

Again I say, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
________________

Nothing. There isn't that much difference between a public and a private hospital in the U.S. And making private hospitals public won't do a damn thing to increase their ICU beds, or their staff, or their ventilators, or anything else. The suggestion, like the person who made it, is stupid.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 01:23 PM (k4dH2)

589 >> Colvin @colvinj

New York's health commissioner is not on board with the White House's recommendation yesterday that people leaving the New York metropolitan area self-quarantine for 14 days. "I would not follow that," he says, noting "these cases are all over the country. It's not just New York"
- - - -


Yeah, BECAUSE NEW YORKERS ARE FLEEING THE CITY AND BRINGING IT WITH THEM.
JFC, are you really that daft?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

590 New York's health commissioner is not on board with the White House's recommendation yesterday that people leaving the New York metropolitan area self-quarantine for 14 days. "I would not follow that," he says, noting "these cases are all over the country. It's not just New York"

This is the official definition of a NYC asshole

if you can fake there , you can fake it anywhere

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:24 PM (rpxSz)

591 >>Nothing. There isn't that much difference between a public and a private hospital in the U.S. And making private hospitals public won't do a damn thing to increase their ICU beds, or their staff, or their ventilators, or anything else. The suggestion, like the person who made it, is stupid.


Oh, I would bet Ilhan would want the federal government to have the authority to commandeer resources from some hospitals and send them to others. See: Cuomo demanding all of the fed gov's ventilators.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:25 PM (bDqIh)

592 107 And maybe PDT lurks here
------------------
Next presser:
You are a moron....and not the good kind.
- Donald J. Trump


I wouldn't be surprised if someone on his staff lurks here as well as on other popular sites. He seems to keep a pretty good finger to the zeitgeist. If you're out there, oh lurker, please Please PLEASE throw us this bone.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 25, 2020 01:25 PM (qc+VF)

593 >>> 523 Monterey Bay Aquarium has a great sea otter live cam going. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM

Monterey Bay was a great stop along the CA coast. The sea otter and jelly fish exhibits at the Aquarium were great. And there was a whole Steinbeck tour and museum of some sort. A friend and I drove from KS to CA and up the coast. It's been about 35 years but I remember it fondly.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 01:25 PM (l6b3d)

594 Dow up 1100 or 5.5%
CNN is livid

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 01:25 PM (P6ZCq)

595 NYC peeps are going to George Costanza everyone in a month

"should we have not done that ??"

fucking selfish assholes

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:26 PM (rpxSz)

596 You should be so lucky that I give you the virus.

Posted by: Average New Yorker at March 25, 2020 01:26 PM (uM6CE)

597 >>> JFC, are you really that daft?

No he's not. Just another case of communis Democrats acting in a manner completely apathetic to the risk to human life so long as it forwards their political agenda. It's been so commonplace over the last month it's not even worth noting.

Of course they are doing that. Dead old people is a feature of their politics not a bug.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2020 01:27 PM (Y6UV7)

598 2 weeks ago, they were 15 cases in the Berkshire

then the NYC weekenders started showing up

now 40 and climbing

fuck nyc

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:28 PM (rpxSz)

599 My in laws are convinced Trump wants to kill old people. I tried asking why he would do that when old people are Trump voters and killing your base is a dumb move 6 months from an election.

No reply so far.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 01:29 PM (P6ZCq)

600 My in laws are convinced Trump wants to kill old people.

Your in-laws are imbeciles.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:33 PM (Boy/L)

601 Nood.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:34 PM (Boy/L)

602 @wendyrsherman



Hmm. He calls Dr. Birx, Debbie, and Dr. Fauci, Dr. Fauci. Really now. . .



The replies/discussions are even sillier.

Here's a thought: Trump has been spending 100's of hours with these
people and is used to using their first names because they are familiar
with each other? Naw, that can't be it. . .



Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

I know this will shock you but it's another lie. I heard him call him Tony a bunch of times.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 01:34 PM (uEbPt)

603 .

The kiss of death for Romney!
Now the left are required to hate him again because Trump said he likes him.
That takes him out of the play.

Bark like a dog!

Posted by: Mongo at March 25, 2020 01:52 PM (PYikF)

604 How many shades of gray did Trump just throw at Romney?

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at March 25, 2020 01:54 PM (Ium52)

605 Outside the Beltway
====
Fyi. All Joe f posts supposedly quoting mitt Romney tweets are not real Romney tweets. Joe f has that smug douche down cold, so it is impossible to tell if you don't know.

Posted by: A moron at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (ZuGkg)

606 Dow up 1100 or 5.5%
CNN is livid
====
Good.

But there will be bad news coming soon for some big companies who need to float loans. Hotel industry....

Posted by: A moron at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (ZuGkg)

607 Wilson wasn't wrong. There is a correlation. The relationship is inversely proportional.

Posted by: Squid_Hunt at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (S5OQe)

608 I'm so proud of Rick Wilson for so unabashedly and bravely coming out as a cunt.

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