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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Chinese Word For Crisis is the Same As The Word for OpportunityThat's not true, but a lot of assholes like Al Gore like claiming it is. But every crisis is an opportunity. As this guy will explain. Video embedded at end of post, too.Thanks to Hogmartin for hosting that. I don't know who did it-- it's being sent around as an email attachment with no attribution. More: Italian doctors now say they were seeing "strange" pneumonia cases in December, even November, before anyone even heard of coronavirus. A friend has been wondering for days: Do NBA players have a higher-than-the-mean infection rate for coronavirus precisely because they played in China in late October?
And now here's that guy turning crises into wonderful things: Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
First!!
Posted by: Jmel at March 20, 2020 08:16 PM (qE0C+) 2
Achoo!
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 20, 2020 08:17 PM (Geoni) 3
Hello to all your faces!
Posted by: Delurk ergo sum at March 20, 2020 08:18 PM (IV9NP) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 08:19 PM (VhDwG) 5
people say there were weird pneumonia cases floating around in November and December. They imply that this was Covid19. If that was so... we should test these people and see if they had it. If they had it, they'll have the antibodies.
Couldn't it be that was just some random weird pneumonia-ish disease floating around that has NOTHING to do with Covid19? Posted by: ArthurK at March 20, 2020 08:20 PM (KB7lj) Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 08:21 PM (7ZMbn) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 08:22 PM (EGyGV) 8
The last little text is perfect (and not just the ending). All of the authorities listed on there to give the anonymous source some gravitas, to make it look like it should be given some credence. Beautiful.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 20, 2020 08:22 PM (o59NR) 9
Panic text thing is funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 08:22 PM (WI7YS) Posted by: Ha at March 20, 2020 08:22 PM (fNWtj) Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 08:23 PM (6ofTb) 12
Dr. Faucci is a big fan of Hillary Clinton's POWERING THROUGH after her "walking pneumonia," it turns out:
They are fucking everywhere. Deep State indeed. And still in many positions of power. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2020 08:23 PM (Jdw1U) 13
Deez Nutz are a placebo.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:23 PM (bKjAM) 14
>>>Couldn't it be that was just some random weird pneumonia-ish disease floating around that has NOTHING to do with Covid19?
sure, could be. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 08:23 PM (PbpT7) 15
Do NBA players have a higher-than-the-mean infection rate for coronavirus precisely because they played in China in late October?
If it incubates for six months... man. Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 08:24 PM (CDGwz) 16
Why does it have to be a weird pneumonia? Fucking racists.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 20, 2020 08:24 PM (dNzKv) 17
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Calm the flock down America. We dealtwith the Spanish Influenza AND WWI at the same time. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 08:19 PM (VhDwG) I SHALL NOT BE DOWNING WITH THE CALM! This is it! The burning times! My bunker is prepared! I shall weather the storm! All but me shall perish! Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 20, 2020 08:24 PM (o59NR) 18
lol at the video ace
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 08:24 PM (G546f) 19
The Chinese Word For Crisis is the Same As The Word for Opportunity
---------------------------------- Crisi-tunity! Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 08:24 PM (CAJOC) Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:25 PM (bKjAM) 21
As to the NBA stuff, the incubation period is long, but not 4 months long. I just suspect lots of physical contacts, handshakes/high fives, greeting fans for selfies, etc.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2020 08:25 PM (Jdw1U) 22
Watching Richard Jewell, Fuck the Press, I was 17 when the press showed up to my Dads ICU room trying to get video of him and I had to have the Nurses kick them out. The press are scum.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2020 08:25 PM (dKiJG) 23
I remember Henry Kissinger saying that the Chinese character for crisis was made up of the characters for danger and opportunity.
So I rate this as mostly true because I am nearly as good at Mandarin as I am at epidemiology. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2020 08:25 PM (gd9RK) 24
I call fake on the panic text as it did not include bofa.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 08:25 PM (+FPkr) 25
Would not be surprised, if or when the whole history about coronavirus comes out, that it had been in the wild not just in October, but long before it. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 08:25 PM (786Ro) 26
>>>If it incubates for six months... man.
could have been spreading around between healthy men (who did not show major symptoms) and only now some of the later-infected people were actually tested. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 08:25 PM (PbpT7) 27
The e-mail didn't mention Kevin Bacon even once.
Posted by: klaftern at March 20, 2020 08:25 PM (RuIsu) 28
Calling Chinese food 'Chinese food' is well just raaaacist. *obligatory* 5 a's.
Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 08:26 PM (7ZMbn) 29
The lemmings are now stocking up on exercise equipment and games.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 08:26 PM (VhDwG) 30
That text is a poor fake. It should have at least included a reference to BOFA!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 08:26 PM (CAJOC) 31
Couldn't it be that was just some random weird pneumonia-ish disease floating around that has NOTHING to do with Covid19?
Posted by: ArthurK at March 20, 2020 08:20 PM (KB7lj) we will never know Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq) 32
My ear itches. Is that a symptom?
Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2020 08:26 PM (MVjcR) 33
>>could have been spreading around between healthy men (who did not show major symptoms) and only now some of the later-infected people were actually tested.
Also, their support staff. Tons of people involved in those trips. Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:26 PM (bKjAM) 34
From which news organization was the dimwit dressed in blue who kept insisting at the Coronavirus Conf that it shouldn't be called "Chinese flu" because that was racist?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 08:26 PM (WI7YS) 35
I had a sales manager who Loved that crisis/opportunity saying.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 08:27 PM (l3+k2) 36
Panic text reads like memos I used to get at work.
Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2020 08:27 PM (X/Pw5) 37
This kind of got willowed and it made me happy so posting again.
Political Polls@Politics_Polls#New National @HarrisPoll (3/17-1, Trump's Approval Rating Overall: 53% Handling COVID: 56% Stimulating jobs: 60% The economy: 60% Fighting terrorism 58% Immigration: 53% Foriegn affairs: 52% Administrating the government: 51% Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 20, 2020 08:27 PM (QzF6i) 38
I am down to 2 Guinness send help.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2020 08:27 PM (dKiJG) 39
At the next presser, the media should have to strip, get hosed down in foam and scrubbed with a broom by guys in hazmat suits - as if they'd just walked out of Chernobyl after 3 days.
Trump (from behind a glass panel) can tell them he's adhering to their rules here, just to be safe. Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 20, 2020 08:28 PM (7rVsF) 41
The Chinese Word For Crisis is the Same As The Word for Opportunity
Rahm "Twinkle Toes" Emmanuel's motto. Posted by: Marybeth at March 20, 2020 08:28 PM (4pK1/) 42
We dealt with the Spanish Influenza AND WWI at the same time.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 08:19 PM (VhDwG) Anna, my dear, one might say we were made of sterner stuff back in the day! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 08:28 PM (BiNEL) 43
A guy I know told another guy that I know that he heard from a guy that I don't know that the coronavirus was dreamed up in a US Army germ warfare lab so Trump would have an excuse to cancel the elections.
Pass it on! Posted by: The MSM! at March 20, 2020 08:28 PM (I2/tG) 44
Crisi-tunity! Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 08:24 PM (CAJOC) I knew I would be too late. Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 20, 2020 08:28 PM (x8Wzq) 45
What is the chinese word for "Suck my balls, commie shitbags"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 20, 2020 08:28 PM (dNzKv) 46
A friend has been wondering for days: Do NBA players have a higher-than-the-mean infection rate for coronavirus precisely because they played in China in late October?
Well. That's an excellent question. The main thing I've learned so far is that nearly all the high end leather work done in northern Italy is now being done by Chinese slaves who have been flown into Italy to work by their Chinese slavemasters who bought the label from the Italians. The factories are kept in Italy to meet the country of origin requirements and to keep people paying for something made in Milan not Wuhan. Over the last few years I've seen people in the fashion communities discussing how the labels are cheating the nation of origin and some sideways allusions that even if it says made in a country with a history of quality work, it may no longer be the case that the work is of high quality. It's clear now this is what was being referenced. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (GbPPJ) 47
JJ had a link this morning to an article of 20 years ago. The article was re a ChiCom general who said they knew they had to fight the USA but could not succeed with force, they had to use bio weapons and were working on them.
It does not seem too much to think that a country with so little regard for life, that will harvest organs from its own people, would unleash a bio weapon in its own people to obscure an act of war. It did not have to unleash the virus by covert operation, civilians distributed it. In the article, the General said China has population that needs space. He thought America, Canada or Australia would be suitable, but would have to be cleansed before colonization. Read that and you almost have to be suspicious. Posted by: Delurk ergo sum at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (IV9NP) Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (bKjAM) 49
We actually suspect my dad might have had it (went to hospital Jan 27 and will come home next week). His symptoms were consistent with other reports - high fever, deep chest cough, needed to go on a ventilator, fluid in lungs, lung damage (he suffered a pneumothorax) - and he didn't test positive for flu A until he'd already been in the hospital for a couple of weeks. If the antibody test becomes available, I would think we'll request it because it would give us some peace of mind. (He has bone marrow cancer and lung disease and kidney disease. So yeah, at risk.)
I've said all along that the case count is way too low for Houston (still only 24 cases in Harris County), given our high Chinese population and travel back and forth. I think it's been here a while, but it just didn't get noticed. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (rWZ8Y) 50
A friend has been wondering for days: Do NBA players have a higher-than-the-mean infection rate for coronavirus precisely because they played in China in late October?
---------- I hope your friend isn't serious. Or right. Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (/669Q) 51
If the NBA first case was before Nov 1 the virus took its time circulating among them. I'm hearing a lot of oh I had a cough for 2 weeks back in December. Yes, it could be that the virus was getting started in China back in Oct, that Wuhan was not even the epicenter but just the place that first had a doc warn his family and med school buddies.
But it seems foolish to go "oh we are fine, this virus went around this winter and was no big deal." There is too much concern about running out of ventilators from too many areas for me to believe this is just a nothing burger. Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (T9Hmo) 52
There were a coupe leaks at the Wuhan virus lab reported over the summer. Jennifer Zang translated and posted a few weeks back.
One involved bat blood, the other bat pee. In both cases at lease one person had to be quarantined. Now, considering that the Chinese regularly eat bats you would not think exposure would require quarantine,....... ..... unless the bats were part of experiments where they were infected with experimental viruses. That is my theory, anyway. In this scenario, the quarantined dudes did not get too sick, but infected others. The virus then bounced around Wuhan a few months until it exploded. Remember, in young it is often no worse than a cold. In the old it was easy to confuse with the flu. We may never know since the lab records have all been scrubbed though, but a lot of Chinese are looking through old, innocuous reports from the past like the one above for clues. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (LWu6U) 53
Calling Chinese food 'Chinese food' is well just raaaacist. *obligatory* 5 a's.
Next you're going to tell me that eating raw bat soup from a wet market is cultural appropriation... Well, I'll let you bully me on that one. Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (Ibwur) 54
I love that line from National Pinko Radio: Italy has a universal health care system. But now, its hospitals and medical staff are overwhelmed, prompting anguished debate. It's like they have THE best thing in the whole world and they still can't handle it Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (ekmlY) 55
My ear itches. Is that a symptom?
Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2020 08:26 PM (MVjcR) Not to worry, WeaselDog is sending you a telepathic message! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (BiNEL) 56
Huh. I thought the Chinese word for opportunity was "Amerimedia".
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 08:30 PM (COzlW) 57
NPR: "Italy has a universal health care system. But now, its hospitals and medical staff are overwhelmed..."
NPR thinks those two things are unrelated. Cute. Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 08:30 PM (786Ro) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 20, 2020 08:30 PM (7rVsF) 59
"China tried to say...[Coronavirus] was caused by American soldiers. That can't happen. It's not going to happen as long as I'm president. It comes from China." _____________________ F*ck yeah. This is why I love Trump. China caused this debacle. China and nobody else. They lied, they hid evidence, they shut down doctors online who tried to warn people, they destroyed lab data, and they knowingly allowed infected Chinese to travel the globe and spread this pestilence everywhere. Now they're spinning their own corrupt shit, trying to put the blame on us? F*ck that. This is a Chinese virus, spread by China's stupid and criminally irresponsible actions. And there is not a damn thing wrong -- or raaaaaacist -- in saying that. In fact, it is stupid and wrong and irresponsible NOT to say it. It is truth. And truth must be spoken. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2020 08:30 PM (k4dH2) 60
Not to worry, WeaselDog is sending you a telepathic message! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (BiNEL) ------ Well I was thinking about biting the mailman. Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2020 08:30 PM (MVjcR) 61
Not to worry, WeaselDog is sending you a telepathic message!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM All I'm getting is mmmmmmm....sausage. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 08:30 PM (COzlW) Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (AHq56) 63
The Chinese word for sellout is "Lebron"
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro) 64
October, huh. So Event 201 was a sort of an announcement not a game.
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (ONvIw) 65
Wait, maybe there will be a way to test for immunity to covid in the future. for example a blood test can tell you whether your vaccination to pox and measles is still viable.
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq) 66
Do NBA players have a higher-than-the-mean infection rate for coronavirus precisely because they played in China in late October?
If it incubates for six months... man. Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 08:24 PM (CDGwz) Well if in incubates in the brain, undisturbed, then yeah. I mean most of those jerks never use that part of their bodies Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (85Gof) 67
If the ChiCom virus brings back deez nuts jokes it will all be worth it.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (6/uwW) 68
Shit's getting real. Drink and drink some more.
Me and Mrs V-2 are sealed in for at least 10 days. 'Cept for yard work. She did buy me 3 bottles of whiskey yesterday. Posted by: V-2 rocket silence at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (WX+x0) Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (TdMsT) 70
38 I am down to 2 Guinness send help.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2020 08:27 PM (dKiJG) I stopped and bought 2 extra cases of beer and some salted caramel Crown. I feel prerty good about that. Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:32 PM (kw7b3) 71
Calling Chinese food 'Chinese food' is well just raaaacist. *obligatory* 5 a's.
Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 08:26 PM (7ZMbn) Sadly all the Chinese restaurants around here have closed temporarily. Most others remain open for take-out. Hope those Chinese proprietors aren't paying too much attention to the news. Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2020 08:32 PM (hOMhY) Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 08:32 PM (aKxkI) 73
Commissar Hrothgar
You and Anna Puma have the Right Stuff. Can we get you in as Governor? After a recall election? Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:32 PM (u82oZ) 74
I have zero doubt it was in Italy and here in December if not before.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 08:32 PM (ZLI7S) 75
All I'm getting is mmmmmmm....sausage. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 08:30 PM (COzlW) ------ The little fatso just had some from my pizza! Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR) 76
Yeah I think the actual "origination date" of infectious things like this is the farthest thing from an exact science. Though genetics has helped investigators try to trace events back in time (when there are good samples available).
Too bad there is no such thing as leaks in Red China - otherwise some provincial scientist or doctor in Wuhan might be able to share the moment when they first began to think they had a new bug. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/) 77
If the NBA first case was before Nov 1 the virus took its time circulating among them.
That's not impossible. The teams always travel with a horde of hangers on. When they came back it may have gone through the trainers and front office people before it hit someone you've heard of. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (wGeit) 78
57 Has a low number of ICU beds as well, total beds don't mean as much
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (ONvIw) 79
Also, I willow posted on last thread;
China appears to have sent an infected person over on Taiwan's evacuation plane. Person was not a Taiwan citizen and China insisted on handling the flight. Person exposed whole flight, but Taiwan was careful and tested everyone before letting them go free. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (LWu6U) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (VhDwG) 81
My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER.
I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (TdMsT) I heard it can live on fuzzy balls for 6 months... Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (8B6Ng) 82
TheQuietMan
This probably got nooded: An Unexpected COVID-19 Hotspot Emerges In The Colorado Rockies https://tinyurl.com/veffvvl Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (s9Eo8) 83
V-2 got me beat, only 2 bottles here and 1 is 30 years old, doubt its going to survive the apocalypse
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (ZCEU2) 84
I just read Jabba the Pritzker's lock down order for Illinois. He's leaving pot shops open. I guess they are essential necessities Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (ekmlY) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (u82oZ) 86
Oh this will be such a hit, I'm sure...
@politico Joe Biden is planning a regular shadow briefing on coronavirus to start as early as Monday to show how he would handle the crisis and address what he calls the lies and failures of President Trump Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT) 87
You suk my baws foah owah! You go now!
Posted by: Xi at March 20, 2020 08:34 PM (l3+k2) 88
My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER.
I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl They'll reconsider as soon as conditions change, i.e., when a competitor re-opens. Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 08:34 PM (xSo9G) 89
69 Dammit!
My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER. I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (TdMsT) SIX MONTHS?! That's insane! Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 08:34 PM (6ofTb) Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 20, 2020 08:34 PM (QMwOT) 91
The Chinese word for sellout is "Lebron"
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro) Normal brains are about 50% fat.....his is just like a muscle. Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2020 08:34 PM (X/Pw5) 92
The Chinese Word For Crisis is the Same As The Word for Opportunity
Rahm "Twinkle Toes" Emmanuel's motto. Posted by: Marybeth at March 20, 2020 08:28 PM Never let a dead bat go to waste Posted by: The Lahm Emanuel Wet Meat Market at March 20, 2020 08:34 PM (786Ro) 93
The Chinese Word For Crisis is the Same As The Word for Opportunity
Nah, the correct translation is The Chinese Character For Crisis is the Same As The Word for "Eff The Peasants"" Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 08:35 PM (BiNEL) 94
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
China is a problem. How do you solve a problem like China, without neutrons? Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:35 PM (u82oZ) 95
I heard it can live on fuzzy balls for 6 months...
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (8B6Ng) Begun, the hardwood wars have. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 08:35 PM (GbPPJ) 96
76: There you get killed, here you get a book deal
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 08:35 PM (ONvIw) 97
"We are really concerned about overwhelming the health care system." Ok, start by telling your partners in the MSFM to try some objective reporting, it might stop some people from running to the Doctor at the first sniffle.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 08:35 PM (2ygtH) 98
I stopped and bought 2 extra cases of beer and some salted caramel Crown.
I feel prerty good about that. Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:32 PM (kw7b3) I have plenty of toilet paper. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2020 08:35 PM (dKiJG) 99
My son's surgery is Tuesday, and the hospital won't allow both me and my wife to stay with him. It's going to be me, so I'm under quarantine from now until then to make sure I don't pick anything up.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (CAJOC) 100
Apropos of nothing at all, the garlicky roasted beets I made the other day were delish. Om, nom, nom! No vampires around here tonight.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (rBtIz) 101
I thought the chinese word for crisis was otter.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (r+sAi) 102
85 {{{......Ladyl ......}}}
Climb every mountain with your block husband? Will that work? Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (u82oZ) Oh Salty Dog. It won't work at all. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (TdMsT) 103
Joe Biden is a bad and unpatriotic American, trying to undermine the President in the middle of a difficult and all consuming War on Virus. Is he in cahoots with Chinese propaganda machine ?????
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq) 104
My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER.
I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl --- That is ridiculous. Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (Y4EXg) 105
YOU CANNOT QUESTION THE MEDIA. We must rely on their saintly virtue to ensure that they remain honest, forthright and competent.
Posted by: Italian Health Ministry at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (oVJmc) 106
Chi-nah virus lives longer on some surfaces than others. The harder the surface the shorter the life.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (oUnSf) 107
Of course I'd post this on the dead thread:
So I've had a hectic few weeks. Public health worker in one of the epicenters of this whole shitshow. Worked almost nonstop on it for around 10 days. Walked into a very uncomfortable situation. Felt ill and got tested and been quarantined all week until it was lifted today. Caught up with the world to see it done gone insane. I mostly think the panic is overblown, Americans are much healthier than Chinese. The most worrisome part to me was the Chinese extreme reaction. I get it could overwhelm the system and we need to get it under control and take it seriously. But I don't know, it does seem like destroying the economy is overreacting. I've been buying stock though, get some more next week. Lotta good deals out there. Posted by: mugiwara at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (p9Acv) 108
You and Anna Puma have the Right Stuff. Can we get you in as Governor? After a recall election?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:32 PM (u82oZ) Tanned, rested, and ready! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 08:37 PM (BiNEL) 109
Begun, the hardwood wars have.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. Followed by the razor burn pandemic of 2021. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 08:37 PM (2ygtH) 110
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (GbPPJ
that makes me sad and mad Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 08:37 PM (G546f) 111
Did we misinform you about what the "China Dream" was?
Dang, I guess we forgot to tell you about the biological warfare part. Posted by: Winnie The Pooh! at March 20, 2020 08:37 PM (I2/tG) 112
69 Dammit!
My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER. I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (TdMsT) What kind of racket allows 6 months off ? Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:37 PM (kw7b3) 113
*waves to the Empress*
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 08:37 PM (VhDwG) 114
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Oh this will be such a hit, I'm sure... @politico Joe Biden is planning a regular shadow briefing on coronavirus to start as early as Monday to show how he would handle the crisis and address what he calls the lies and failures of President Trump Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT) On the one hand all the air is being sucked away from the Democrats and their candidate-to-be which normally is terrible as Trump gets to handle a crisis and look presidential doing so. On the other hand the Democrat candidate-to-be is Droolin' Joe Biden, and the less the public sees of him the better off the Democrats are. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 20, 2020 08:38 PM (o59NR) 115
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (CAJOC)
What is your son having surgery for? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 08:38 PM (WI7YS) 116
*waves to AP*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 08:38 PM (GbPPJ) 117
Ok, after 100
The Critical Drinker must lurk here, I could swear some morons made some pretty similar comments re: new Marvel characters https://youtu.be/3PzmQqq96bA Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 08:38 PM (8B6Ng) 118
107: bleaching the streets was not a rosey pic?
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 08:38 PM (ONvIw) 119
Ladyl
I have boundless confidence in you. You will solve the problem, thrive, and inspire others. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:38 PM (u82oZ) 120
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69 Dammit! My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER. I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (TdMsT) What kind of racket allows 6 months off ? Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:37 PM (kw7b3) Take them to court. Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 08:38 PM (l3+k2) 121
AtC, very interesting about the Italian leather craft/China thing. Was explaining this little known connection to a friend today.
And it's depressing to think how many otherwise not completely stupid people treat NPR like a quality news source - or even a news source at all. Many of them think they're dining at a higher level, vs. those other yucky mainstream media outlets. Just another confirmation of how unworldly and naive they are. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 08:39 PM (El6T/) Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 08:39 PM (ZCEU2) 123
Because Northern Italy has a Ton of Chinese
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 08:39 PM (iNlj4) 124
My ear itches. Is that a symptom?
Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2020 08:26 PM Yes. Send all Varget to me. Or I'm supposed to send some to you. The data is inconsistent, and confusing. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 08:39 PM (DMUuz) 125
Oh Salty Dog.
It won't work at all. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (TdMsT) Obviously, you need a skilled driver/navigator team to help you find open tennis facilities! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 08:39 PM (BiNEL) 126
112 69 Dammit!
My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER. I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (TdMsT) What kind of racket allows 6 months off ? Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:37 PM (kw7b3) It'll serve them right if no one goes back. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2020 08:39 PM (j3npP) 127
Lou Dobbs in self quarantine after team members tests positive.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 08:39 PM (iNlj4) 128
What kind of racket allows 6 months off ?
Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:37 PM (kw7b3) Take them to court. Posted by: davidt --- What a let down. Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 08:39 PM (Y4EXg) 129
Our fitness center is still open, but Nextdoor will dox you if you go there.
And a dear 80 something y.o. Joo friend of ours (who is very good friends with Kimberly Strassel and swears he'll have us over next time she and her family visit) plays tennis every day with his wife here. So there's that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC) 130
I just read Jabba the Pritzker's lock down order for Illinois. He's leaving pot shops open. I guess they are essential necessities
Dope will get you through times with the Chinese Flu better than Chinese Flu will get you through times with no dope. Or something. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 08:40 PM (HaL55) Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:40 PM (bKjAM) 132
Chi-nah virus lives longer on some surfaces than others. The harder the surface the shorter the life.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM Whew! Had me worried there for a second. Posted by: The Schadenboner at March 20, 2020 08:40 PM (rBtIz) 133
119 Ladyl
I have boundless confidence in you. You will solve the problem, thrive, and inspire others. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:38 PM (u82oZ) {{{Salty Dog}}} You're confusing me with somebody else. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:40 PM (TdMsT) 134
86 Oh this will be such a hit, I'm sure...
@politico Joe Biden is planning a regular shadow briefing on coronavirus to start as early as Monday to show how he would handle the crisis and address what he calls the lies and failures of President Trump Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT) ---------------------------------- He is going to come across as so petty. I can't for the life of me imagine that the DNC is going to let this happen, unless they've written off the election entirely. Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 08:40 PM (CAJOC) 135
No tennis would be a net loss.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 08:41 PM (l3+k2) 136
Italy has universal healthcare, as long as you don't need it.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 08:41 PM (VP1E6) 137
Plus Pritz gets lots of tax revenue from the weed. Once that sweet gov't WuFlu check hits...ka-ching!
Posted by: lizabth at March 20, 2020 08:41 PM (L3Rsz) Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:41 PM (bKjAM) 139
Obviously, you need a skilled driver/navigator team to help you find open tennis facilities!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Negative, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full. Although we could probably get a viral video of me driving with double hearing protection and Ladyl yelling directions at me. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:41 PM (u82oZ) 140
Lots of work come summer building all those factories leaving China and heading back here.
The Chinese word for crisis is the same word for: bend over Chicomms and let Uncle Sam give you the butthurt. Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 20, 2020 08:41 PM (QMwOT) 141
Obviously, you need a skilled driver/navigator team to help you find open tennis facilities! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 08:39 PM (BiNEL) We'll play outside, of course. But the weather isn't good here. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:41 PM (TdMsT) 142
If one through inattention posts on an old thread
(asking for a friend), how long does it take to get unbanned after a plea has been submitted? I did not sacrifice any sheep, but this can be arranged. Or my neighbors chickens. Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (2/92P) 143
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)
I just made the mistake of going to Nextdoor. People shrieking about how there are kids on the playground equipment!! It must be closed off immediately!!! Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (6ofTb) Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (2ygtH) 145
>>>The main thing I've learned so far is that nearly all the high end leather work done in northern Italy is now being done by Chinese slaves who have been flown into Italy to work by their Chinese slavemasters who bought the label from the Italians. The factories are kept in Italy to meet the country of origin requirements and to keep people paying for something made in Milan not Wuhan.
I've heard that as well. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (PbpT7) 146
My husband is afraid of our governor going crazy and forcing his business to close.
We'd be devastated. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (ptqGC) 147
Why TF would the tennis club close until *September*??
And MikeyNTH, OMG that's hilarious - these Biden "shadow" briefings could be the comedy hit of the National Lockdown. Rhetorical question, but just how ridiculous and idiotic can these people get?? A "shadow briefing" on an ongoing national public health problem?? WTF are they going to talk about? Real-time second guessing? An absurd concept conceivable only to people as stupid as the Dems, with voters as stupid as their voters (though in this case I think even most of them will be "meh" about this). Jeebus. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (El6T/) 148
Joe Biden is planning a regular shadow briefing on coronavirus to start as early as Monday to show how he would handle the crisis
He will be using President Trump's scripts from the day before. Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (VP1E6) 149
Ring...
Hewwo, office of Xi Jinping. Please hold for the White House. Ah yes, please. Hello Xi? Yes Mr President. Xi, listen We gotta problem. Yes? Had a coupla issues at one or 2 of our nuke bases. Yes....? I'm real sorry about this. Sowwy abaht what? My guys are telling me we lost control of a coupla, well maybe 14-15 missiles. Yes? And I'm real sorry about this. But youse guys maybe want to practice some social distance right now. Socwial distahnce? Yea, ya know maybe get underground, ya know quarantine yourselves. It's gonna get rough on you in about 15 minutes. Posted by: BluesFish at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (qXLLv) 150
You know not everything you read in the internets is true, however, there is some interesting stuff about xi having spent some time in a miami with a white gay guy.
Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (HALdu) 151
Would a surgeon in Italy have time to have lunch with a lawyer from the WHO considering the current conditions in Italy?
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (r1mci) 152
i am convinced i'll die of frustration and rage before this virus kills me. motherfuckers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (KP5rU) 153
69 Dammit!
My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER. I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM No love for the members, eh? Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (DMUuz) 154
Just spoke to Nurse Daughter. Area hospitals are running very low on masks. Some nurses are having to resort to wearing bandanas. A doctor at Milwaukee Children's Hospital has tested positive, potentially putting over 200 children at risk. She said "Mom, this is very very bad. We don't have what we need to treat these patients safely."
Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (lwiT4) 155
damn david, missed it by this much...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (2ygtH) 156
In today's morning report, Julie Kelly explained that tens of thousand of people traveled between the US and China in January -- before Trump presciently called a halt to travel.
She based this on Dept of State stats showing an average of 14,000 travelers each DAY in 2019, so who knows how many infected people came to the US in Oct 2019 - Jan 2020. Posted by: FloridaMan at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (ognLP) 157
Maybe the chinkoms will learn that the expression for "sure, we forgive you" is "we will gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you"
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (lOKvs) 158
Anna Puma, is walmart giving youse guys a bonus?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (G546f) 159
Remember that tennis grudge match between mens vs womans champs where the guy had puppies tied to his ankles?
Good times. Posted by: gettng theHACKbannedSNEEZEback together at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (YkuLW) 160
You people are crossing a line with these incessant volleys of tennis puns!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (BiNEL) 161
That video is killing me! Nothing like Southern humor when it's in the zone.
Posted by: Splunge at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (dOV9E) 162
115 Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 08:36 PM (CAJOC)
What is your son having surgery for? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 08:38 PM (WI7YS) ---------------------------------- He has a tethered spinal cord. Doc is going to un-tether it. Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (CAJOC) 163
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69 Dammit! My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER. I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM (TdMsT) SIX MONTHS?! That's insane! Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 08:34 PM (6ofTb) +++++I literally cried when they closed the Y and cut me off from the indoor pool. I keep hoping that they will reopen in a few weeks. Six months seems pretty excessive. Something else muct be going on. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (QzF6i) 164
Joey Bidet is going to lock up in mid slur
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (VhDwG) 165
My daughter, her husband, and my granddaughter (Santa Rosa, CA) all had a weird flu the last of November and into December. My daughter had a relapse a couple of weeks later.The symptoms were dead on for this Wuhan flu except for the lung problem. They are all healthy people so recovered nicely. I'll bet this was already around and considered weird flu until the ChiComs "suddenly" came up with it as novel virus.
Posted by: Grannymimi at March 20, 2020 08:44 PM (u5LFV) 166
Although we could probably get a viral video of me driving with double hearing protection and Ladyl yelling directions at me. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:41 PM (u82oZ) Lol. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:44 PM (TdMsT) 167
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC) I just made the mistake of going to Nextdoor. People shrieking about how there are kids on the playground equipment!! It must be closed off immediately!!! Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 08:42 PM (6ofTb) Our lil' island community has both a young, professional group of people, and old northern retirees. The nastiest people in the world on Nextdoor are the wealthy retirees. Not kidding. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 08:44 PM (ptqGC) 168
Chinese word for crisis is Danger + Opportunity.
I read this in Tom Clancy's books. He speaks the truth. Posted by: NC Ref at March 20, 2020 08:44 PM (FpfbO) 169
He is going to come across as so petty. I can't for the life of me imagine that the DNC is going to let this happen, unless they've written off the election entirely.
Posted by: No One of Consequence My concern is that they will open the convention and put someone like Cuomo on the ticket. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 08:44 PM (LWu6U) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:45 PM (u82oZ) 171
if the country needed any more shit out of biden, we could cut the top of his head off and rake it out. fuck you biden.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 08:46 PM (KP5rU) 172
A special bonus plus moving up a month our normal quarterly incentive pay. So April paychecks should get two bumps.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 08:46 PM (VhDwG) 173
Grannymimi, not everyone gets the pneumonia - just the serious cases. So it could have been it.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 08:46 PM (G546f) 174
tucker's about to tell you guys if you get a check or not
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 08:46 PM (rpxSz) 175
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (CAJOC)
Thanks. Will pray for him and add him to the prayer list. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 08:46 PM (WI7YS) 176
I've heard of so many more famous people with Coronavirus/under quarantine than the 0.0 real humans I've met with it.
Maybe it's just weird. It certainly couldn't be bullshit publicity whoring from a bunch of attention-hungry prima donnas who lie for a living. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (II2Y0) 177
Yeah, the only thing that has really spooked me about this virus was the Chinese government reaction.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (p9Acv) Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu) 179
My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER.
I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM Come on Ladyl, get a grip Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (ZCEU2) 180
Anna, nice! Stay healthy and enjoy the moolah
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (G546f) 181
I've had allergies, sore throat, and sniffles for over a month. No fever. A bit worse than my normal seasonal allergies.
I'm trying not to become a Chinese virus hypochondriac. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (ptqGC) 182
Anna, howz the logistics chain looking at WallyWorld? Pretty much normal, I'm assuming?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (El6T/) Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (+fPHo) 184
"blowjob and a donut"
I'm going to be laughing at that for days. "Gettin' Crazy around here" indeed. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2020 08:48 PM (IewtT) 185
Lots of work come summer building all those factories leaving China and heading back here.
That's what I've been thinking about. When this war and my responsibilities are over, I might like to work again. How would a 29-odd-year-old engineer position himself to re-enter the PLC/Systems Integration market? I only did it for a couple of years before the Obama Disaster struck, so I have miniscule experience, but I loved it. Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 08:48 PM (cfSLd) 186
Come on Ladyl, get a grip
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (ZCEU2) She's a little high strung. Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:48 PM (kw7b3) 187
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (rWZ8Y)
We're in the Houston metro area as well and we suspect that may be what Inspector (and possibly Eldest Kidlet) had in the middle of January. A bit of "ick" became pneumonia almost immediately (he's had it before, so is susceptible, but this was super fast) that didn't respond to even strong antibiotics. Needed steroids to really clear his lungs up and it's been a month since then with him not completely better. Eldest Kidlet says her lungs are still bothering her two months later, but she only took OTC medication (which may have been a poor choice on our part). Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 20, 2020 08:48 PM (uquGJ) 188
Joey has served his purpose keeping comrade Bernie at bay. Agree it's Cuomo. Joey's brain has emulsified.
Posted by: V-2 rocket silence at March 20, 2020 08:49 PM (WX+x0) 189
Because Northern Italy has a Ton of Chinese
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 08:39 PM (iNlj4) https://www.ecnmy.org/engage/prato-chinese-stuff-look-around/ - look at the date https://www.reuters.com/news/picture/made-in-italy-by-chinese-workers-idUSRTX16XEA - and the date on that https://tinyurl.com/zcok29u - And that. See, I cite sources. Unlike the Washington Examiner. Yes, I'm still butthurt. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 08:49 PM (GbPPJ) 190
Anna Puma
In my eye, the stockers and cashiers at Walmart and the grocery stores are true community heroes. You can tell others I said so. ⛩. Respect. ⛩ Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 08:49 PM (u82oZ) 191
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Come on Ladyl, get a grip Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (ZCEU2) She's a little high strung. Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:48 PM (kw7b3) But not oversized. Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 08:49 PM (l3+k2) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2020 08:49 PM (ykYG2) 193
He has a tethered spinal cord. Doc is going to un-tether it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence Oh man, grandson had that...discovered when he was six mos. old. His was a VERY mild form of spina bifida, with a benign tumor. Folks at Childrens Hos. did an incredible job! My heart breaks for you though, that was a really rough six mos for the fam. Prayers up. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 08:49 PM (2ygtH) 194
Oh I am soooooo sorry for people who suddenly have extra time on their hands while I *get* to work from home and even my saved commute time is basically vapor since dad figures if I'm home I do all the feeding plus the fates sent me a 6 month old puppy that stole my heart but takes up precious time.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 20, 2020 08:49 PM (T9Hmo) 195
179 My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER.
I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM exactly what kind of tennis club is that place ? sounds shady Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 08:49 PM (rpxSz) 196
169 He is going to come across as so petty. I can't for the life of me imagine that the DNC is going to let this happen, unless they've written off the election entirely. Posted by: No One of Consequence My concern is that they will open the convention and put someone like Cuomo on the ticket. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 08:44 PM (LWu6U) -------- Governor Cuomo is auditioning for the role as the last minute consensus nominee. He just needs to not screw up the NY Coronavirus Response. IOW He has to follow President Trump's lead, while sniping around the edges. Posted by: rd at March 20, 2020 08:50 PM (+0uDE) 197
My husband sent that vid of the donut and bj to a Brit friend, who replied he nearly choked on his donut watching it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 08:50 PM (ptqGC) 198
stopped and bought 2 extra cases of beer and some salted caramel Crown.
I feel prerty good about that. Posted by: jsg Salted caramel crown? You have a couple of McGill coeds helping you thru the quarantine? Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2020 08:50 PM (B7KlG) 199
Seeing solo drivers in cars with windows rolled up, wearing surgical masks WHILE DRIVING ALONE. C'mon, man!
Posted by: gettingHACKtheCOUGHbannedDEATHRATTLE at March 20, 2020 08:50 PM (YkuLW) 200
We are still getting stuff in, just now the customers are getting out of hand and strip mining whole aisles.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 08:50 PM (VhDwG) 201
** head swinging back and forth, reading all these bad tennis puns **
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 08:50 PM (786Ro) 202
Need to ask next door neighbor what's happening on our NextDoor. I have refrained from joining, because no anonymity, plus really don't want to know how idiotic many in the 'hood probably are, at least about many things.
So far very relaxed around here. Elderly self-quarantining. Others seem to be doing what they do, probably many telecommuting. Neighborhood grocery store (kind of high-end) fairly normal. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 08:51 PM (El6T/) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 20, 2020 08:51 PM (lOKvs) 204
Wifey scored some TP on the way home at a grocery store. Didn't really need it, but checked and, viola, some to be had though only about 1/2 stock.
A just in case pack. Probably gone by morning. Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:51 PM (kw7b3) 205
Knowing how hogmartin sounds is going to make reading his writing more interesting.
Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 08:51 PM (HALdu) 206
My concern is that they will open the convention and put someone like Cuomo on the ticket.
That will put NY into play Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2020 08:51 PM (B7KlG) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 08:52 PM (LWu6U) 208
The shot of him with the half eaten donut...priceless.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:52 PM (bKjAM) 209
We are still getting stuff in, just now the customers are getting out of hand and strip mining whole aisles.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 08:50 PM (VhDwG) Can they put limits on amounts purchased? Like, 2 packages per person? Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 08:52 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: Klaatu at March 20, 2020 08:52 PM (aKsyK) 211
I'm bad on Nextdoor, I post about coyote sighting when the lost cat posts are up
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2020 08:52 PM (B7KlG) 212
That Fauci shit is so sad but unsurprising.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 20, 2020 08:53 PM (IYHxL) 213
https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/ 1241133548498817025
THE SIMULATION IS BREAKING (Watch the 26 second video. It's worth it) Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 08:53 PM (MRjKr) 214
Salted caramel crown? You have a couple of McGill coeds helping you thru the quarantine? Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2020 08:50 PM (B7KlG) If all goes well. Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:53 PM (kw7b3) 215
Thanks Anna. I was wrong about the shopping panic abating by today, at least overall. Still think that as days pass and stores keep getting restocked, it will subside.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (El6T/) 216
Just spoke to Nurse Daughter. Area hospitals are running very low on masks. Some nurses are having to resort to wearing bandanas. A doctor at Milwaukee Children's Hospital has tested positive, potentially putting over 200 children at risk. She said "Mom, this is very very bad. We don't have what we need to treat these patients safely."
Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (lwiT4) This is what they were afraid of - system buckling under pressure; not because of death necessarily, but for just basic testing, treatment and recovery. Especially local, smallish community hospitals, because they are not the mega Univeristy-well funded types. I can tell a story of community type hospital when in the middle of surgery a piece of equipment went out and a patient was kept under anesthesia for a bit longer, while somebody from surgical team "ran over" to a sister hospital for a working machine. Azar also said there are resources - they (those hospitals that need them)are just not asking the proper people, using the right channels. Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq) 217
We'll play outside, of course. But the weather isn't good here.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:41 PM (TdMsT) Long distance driving it is! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (cfSLd) 219
204 Wifey scored some TP on the way home at a grocery store. Didn't really need it, but checked and, viola, some to be had though only about 1/2 stock.
A just in case pack. Probably gone by morning. Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:51 PM (kw7b3) Wow. Just how much of it do you use, in a typical night? Posted by: Splunge at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (dOV9E) 220
I noticed today that there is a run on eggs at Kroger. I've given up on my once pristine little island Publix. The townies discovered it and it's stripped bare every single day.
They drive right past the Kroger, which actually has nearly everything, except TP and paper towels, and is now running low on eggs. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (rpxSz) 222
OK - Who among us would say no to the free donut and BJr and why?
I gotta say, if there's a full dozen donuts still in the box, I don't know that I'm not willing to part with the TP. Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (bKjAM) 223
So we're paying Chinese labor rates for all our drugs but they're still so high-priced? Scam indeed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (oVJmc) 224
Trump is surrounded by enemies everywhere.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (IYHxL) 225
I so needed that country video. The ending is just BRILLIANT.
Posted by: FloridaMan at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (ognLP) 226
>>Wifey scored some TP on the way home at a grocery store.
Did she bring home a box of 11 douts? Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (bKjAM) 227
Just saw this on Facebook......
Is this a sore throat Is this just allergies Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality..... Don't touch your eyes Just hand sanitizer quicklyyyyy I'm just a poor boy, No job security Because of easy spread, even tho Washed your hands, laying low I look out the window, the curve doesn't look flatter to me. To me. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (myjNJ) 228
"That will put NY into play" - Jean
Heh! Probably not literally true, but funny-true! And love the lost cat/NextDoor thing. You're evil. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (El6T/) 229
My husband sent that vid of the donut and bj to a Brit friend, who replied he nearly choked on his donut watching it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh So the Brit took that chick's offer? Or was that a different donut? Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (lOKvs) 230
My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER. I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM You'd think they would serve you better than that. Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (z0XD8) 231
>>> We are still getting stuff in, just now the customers are getting out of hand and strip mining whole aisles.
Posted by: Anna Puma I talked to the two guys working the sporting good section. They were very frustrated with having to monitor all the HS kids (not valedictorian types) messing around. Mall closed and too cold outside. I guess kids think Walmart is their new play ground. Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (+FPkr) 232
Why are Trump, Pence, Fauci, et al. standing right next to each other. If they both drop dead Pelosi is President. Please, a little sense.
Ace--do a post on this most obvious-looking stupidity. Posted by: wtf at March 20, 2020 08:56 PM (WdyUn) Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 08:56 PM (HALdu) 234
215 Thanks Anna. I was wrong about the shopping panic abating by today, at least overall. Still think that as days pass and stores keep getting restocked, it will subside.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (El6T/) --- Not when truckers are having difficulty eating and using the bathroom because stupid people are closing restaurants and public bathrooms (but here's a portashitter). They're already pondering the benefits of staying home. Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (RU4sa) 235
Wow. Just how much of it do you use, in a typical night? Posted by: Splunge at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (dOV9E) It's just good to see some on the shelf. And now if you see it you get some just because the world is retarded. Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (kw7b3) 236
Will chloroquine work?
I think these people at TEVA think it will, https://tinyurl.com/wz88wl7 Six million doses, ready to go! Posted by: rd at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (+0uDE) 237
If you own Boeing stock they have suspended their dividend.
Posted by: Ha at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (fNWtj) 238
Wifey scored some TP on the way home at a grocery store.
Did she bring home a box of 11 douts? Posted by: garrett at March thank you Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (HALdu) 239
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My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER. I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM You'd think they would serve you better than that. Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (z0XD It takes balls to do something like that to your customers. It's over the line. Posted by: Splunge at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E) 240
A just in case pack. Probably gone by morning. Because my autistic son used up so much TP on the first two days of our Corona Campout, I've put the whole family on rations. I took empty rolls and rolled up 'one-hitters', enough for one reasonable trip to the bathroom, that they can get from me as they need them. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (oVJmc) 241
>>The thing is, why did she have to sweeten the hummer with a doughnut?
Because an ice cream cone would melt. Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (bKjAM) 242
179 My tennis club is closed until the second week in SEPTEMBER.
I'm miserable. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 08:31 PM This is crisis , so man up aint you got no guts ? Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (rpxSz) 243
Best buddy of one of my husband's employees is a truck driver, who was trying to deliver paper to the Clorox Co. in PA for Clorox wipes.
The rest areas being shut down sucks for truckers, who are required to get so may hours of sleep. The guy is pissed. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 08:58 PM (ptqGC) 244
My concern is that they will open the convention and put someone like Cuomo on the ticket.
That will put NY into play Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2020 08:51 PM (B7KlG) Literally every state employee that was sent to work with me hates him. Posted by: mugiwara at March 20, 2020 08:58 PM (p9Acv) 245
The main thing I've learned so far is that nearly all the high end leather work done in northern Italy is now being done by Chinese slaves who have been flown into Italy to work by their Chinese slavemasters who bought the label from the Italians. The factories are kept in Italy to meet the country of origin requirements and to keep people paying for something made in Milan not Wuhan. Belt and road and suspenders. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2020 08:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: AltonJackson 247
Wonder if the paper manufacturers will ever keep up to having enough made so every person can have a 100 roll stockpile
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 08:58 PM (ZCEU2) 248
Is that video AUTOPLAYING for anyone else????
Every time I refresh it starts over. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 08:52 PM (LWu6U) Yeah, it does that for me if I load it in Chrome with my usual settings. It doesn't do it in Firefox or in Chrome/private mode. I've sent Ace a different embed tag to see if that fixes it. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 08:58 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 08:59 PM (bKjAM) 250
Joe Biden is planning a regular shadow briefing on coronavirus to
start as early as Monday to show how he would handle the crisis and address what he calls the lies and failures of President Trump Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT) What, pray tell, is a "shadow briefing". Is that where Joe get's to play act that he is the president? Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 08:59 PM (4ywJ2) Posted by: pookysgirl, apparently homeschooling now at March 20, 2020 08:59 PM (XKZwp) 252
thank you
Someone gets it. Posted by: garrett at March I was trying to figure out how to ask that about somebody's wife. Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu) 253
wifes brother is a trucker. owns his own rig. just got home. said fuck it, i'm done for 3 weeks. can't do their job under these conditions.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 09:00 PM (KP5rU) 254
Why are Trump, Pence, Fauci, et al. standing right next to each other. If they both drop dead Pelosi is President. Please, a little sense. Ace--do a post on this most obvious-looking stupidity. Posted by: wtf at March 20, 2020 08:56 PM (WdyUn) A mouth-breather in our fish wrap today said Trump and Pence should resign so Pelosi can become president and "clean this mess up." I hate these people. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC) 255
>>> The rest areas being shut down sucks for truckers, who are required to get so may hours of sleep.
The guy is pissed. Posted by: Jane D'oh Waiving or reducing rest requirement for truckers during all this would seem prudent. Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 09:00 PM (+FPkr) 256
What, pray tell, is a "shadow briefing".
Is that where Joe get's to play act that he is the president? Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 08:59 PM (4ywJ2) Office of the Presidential Candidate Elect. It says so right there in you know that thing Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 09:00 PM (ekmlY) 257
248 Is that video AUTOPLAYING for anyone else????
Every time I refresh it starts over. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 08:52 PM (LWu6U) Yes, and I still crack up at the "surprise". Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 09:00 PM (4ywJ2) 258
250 What, pray tell, is a "shadow briefing".
Is that where Joe get's to play act that he is the president? Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 08:59 PM (4ywJ2) Don't know, but here's a guess: it's from the Brits. The opposition party will have a "shadow cabinet" that opposes the Government. Posted by: Splunge at March 20, 2020 09:01 PM (dOV9E) 259
Meh, he said that yesterday too
Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu) 260
250
Joe Biden is planning a regular shadow briefing on coronavirus to start as early as Monday to show how he would handle the crisis and address what he calls the lies and failures of President Trump Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT) What, pray tell, is a "shadow briefing". Is that where Joe get's to play act that he is the president? Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 08:59 PM (4ywJ2) Will he have an official Shadow Briefing office and seal? Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 09:01 PM (l3+k2) 261
I got lucky with California's lock-down order. The place I work at is involved with one of the "essential" industries, even if the specific things that we do aren't really essential. So I'm still getting a paycheck for the time being.
I remember that there was something nasty going around toward the end of last year. IIRC, I got something in December that was worse than usual (which generally means for me, not really all that bad). And one of my co-workers just absolutely got slammed by whatever it was. So yeah, I wonder if that was the Wuhan virus, particularly since the news has come out that this thing was in circulation in Wuhan back in November. I'd really like to know what's going on in Wuhan right now. It's pretty clear that the communists are engaged in a full-scale cover-up right now. It'd be nice if we had a reliable way of publicizing the exact situation over there. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:01 PM (/sKj3) 262
Governor Cuomo sets the stage for ...
Brain: I swear to God, Snake, I thought you were dead. Snake Plissken: Yeah. You and everybody else. Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2020 09:01 PM (X5CsJ) 263
wifes brother is a trucker. owns his own rig. just got home. said fuck it, i'm done for 3 weeks. can't do their job under these conditions.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March Meh, he said that yesterday too Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu) 264
Shadow briefing the apocalypse and wandering the land.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2020 09:01 PM (PUmDY) 265
not surprised but brings into question origin? not researcher and animal at Wuhan lab?
Posted by: akak at March 20, 2020 09:01 PM (AAU8u) 266
With a touch screen and a long thread comment my tablet jumps around loading the videos and I end up accidentally touching one so it starts playing. Sometimes its playing and can't find it to shut it off.
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 09:02 PM (ZCEU2) 267
strip mining whole aisles.
Posted by: Anna Puma LOL, great description. I went in the grocery store for beer and the paper aisle was exactly that. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 20, 2020 09:02 PM (lOKvs) 268
207 Is that video AUTOPLAYING for anyone else????
Every time I refresh it starts over. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 08:52 PM (LWu6U Yes and on another browser its trying to download. Some one please fix this. Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2020 09:02 PM (Z7lwY) 269
Waiving or reducing rest requirement for truckers during all this would seem prudent.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 09:00 PM (+FPkr) They have for some drivers. https://www.autoblog.com/2020/03/16/coronavirus-trucker-hours-of-service-safety-rules-exemption/ Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 09:02 PM (GbPPJ) 270
Joe Biden is planning a regular shadow briefing on coronavirus to
start as early as Monday to show how he would handle the crisis and address what he calls the lies and failures of President Trump Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT) What, pray tell, is a "shadow briefing". Is that where Joe get's to play act that he is the president? Posted by: Jen the original If Joe sees his shadow, it means 6 more weeks of paste. Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 09:02 PM (786Ro) 271
Yay, autoplay! Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:02 PM (EvZQi) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:03 PM (u82oZ) 273
143 People shrieking about how there are kids on the playground equipment!! It must be closed off immediately!!!
In contrast, the school nurse here laments that the school playground equipment has been fenced off due to repeated vandalism. The kids cannot play on it unless they are in school. Posted by: Delurk ergo sum at March 20, 2020 09:03 PM (IV9NP) 274
193 He has a tethered spinal cord. Doc is going to un-tether it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence Oh man, grandson had that...discovered when he was six mos. old. His was a VERY mild form of spina bifida, with a benign tumor. Folks at Childrens Hos. did an incredible job! My heart breaks for you though, that was a really rough six mos for the fam. Prayers up. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 08:49 PM (2ygtH) ---------------------------- My son is 15. In the past 6-9 months, he started having trouble walking for any length of time. Doctors focused on his muscles, until one doc suggested it might be a tethered spinal cord. Don't know what it's caught on (the MRI tech didn't think it was tethered, but the neurosurgeon disagreed). Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2020 09:03 PM (CAJOC) 275
What, pray tell, is a "shadow briefing".
After every White House presser, "and now, the Democrat rebuttal..." Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 09:03 PM (IMdOQ) 276
@234
Not when truckers are having difficulty eating and using the bathroom because stupid people are closing restaurants and public bathrooms (but here's a portashitter). --------------------- DOT is trying to encourage states to keep the rest stops open. Or at the very least, not close down the parking lots at those rest stops. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:03 PM (/sKj3) 277
junior - remember the seasonal flu is not a fun walk in the park.
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 09:04 PM (ZCEU2) 278
I hear you crazy kids have a telecommuting thingie I can use to speak to the American people. My staff needs to know about this. Everybody's got dry tongue from licking all those envelopes from the mailers I'm sending out.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 20, 2020 09:04 PM (COzlW) 279
nearly all the high end leather work done in northern Italy is now being done by Chinese slaves who have been flown into Italy to work
THESE SHOES LAST FOAH HOUR!! Posted by: COUGHgettingHACKWHEEZE at March 20, 2020 09:04 PM (YkuLW) 280
SMH, Jane, chavez, et al -
Can't imagine info like this will take long to get up the chain, and also can't imagine TPTB will not act to make sure long-distance truck traffic can remain normal. If the limited and mostly baseless panic developed even a bit of a base ..... they know *then* we're in a "situation". Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:04 PM (El6T/) 281
It autoplays on main page, too. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:04 PM (EvZQi) 282
I look out the window, the curve doesn't
look flatter to me. To me. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (myjNJ) If you don't have a fever don't worry. Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (oUnSf) 283
Hogmartin disabled the autoplay, thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (PbpT7) 284
236 Will chloroquine work?
I think these people at TEVA think it will, https://tinyurl.com/wz88wl7 Six million doses, ready to go! Posted by: rd at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (+0uDE) Novartis is on board too. https://tinyurl.com/skw9jpp I also saw Bayer US was committing their stock of 3 million doses. It isn't a vaccine, but it is HERE TODAY! Posted by: rd at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (+0uDE) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (HaL55) 286
Will Joe use shadow puppets to explain while playing Shadow Dancing?
Where's Muldoon with reworked lyrics for Joe? Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (4ywJ2) 287
#80: right. truckers can't work from home.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (KP5rU) 288
I really think I had the flu only once in my life, late 90s, for a week went to work ( I think most of the days) and slept as soon as I got home.
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (ZCEU2) 289
Will chloroquine work?
I think these people at TEVA think it will, https://tinyurl.com/wz88wl7 Six million doses, ready to go! Posted by: rd at March 20, 2020 08:57 PM (+0uDE) Can you smoke it? If you can, it will be off the chain! Posted by: Andy Gillum, Nekkid Sodomite at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (Z+IKu) 290
I think the autoplay is fixed.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (PbpT7) 291
Video still auto plays on Pale Moon!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (BiNEL) 292
Will or can Muldoon be called back from retirement?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (COzlW) 294
@284 I also saw Bayer US was committing their stock of 3 million doses.
It isn't a vaccine, but it is HERE TODAY! ---------------- IIRC, the Bayer stuff isn't actually approved for use in the US. So it's also a bit of a push by Bayer to get approval for use here. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (/sKj3) 295
Hogmartin disabled the autoplay, thanks for the heads up. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (PbpT7) At the very least, he should spend an hour in the barrel. Hogmartin needs to learn to Be Better. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (ptqGC) 296
Just wait for Biden's 'shadow DE-briefing' (bow chikka wow).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (oVJmc) 297
The Chinese Word For Crisis is the Same As The Word for Opportunity
What's the Chinese word for "viral crud?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (rmY2H) 298
287 #80: right. truckers can't work from home.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (KP5rU) Not here, no. The Europeans are more advanced. https://eurotrucksimulator2.com/ Posted by: Splunge at March 20, 2020 09:07 PM (dOV9E) 299
Wait, we already have a "shadow briefing" on the Chinese Flu... it's called Fake News reporting. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:07 PM (EvZQi) 300
davidt - "Will he have an official Shadow Briefing office and seal?"
NICE Nice reminder of our deep national degradation when the intern had his idiotic "Office of the President Elect" nonsense. Jeebus, how far the country has fallen. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:07 PM (El6T/) 301
Video still auto plays on Pale Moon!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (BiNEL) Wrongo, FIXT thanks hogmartin! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 09:07 PM (BiNEL) 302
Gah. The sound of Fredo the Elder Cuomo's voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:07 PM (ptqGC) 303
RE: Panic Texts
Well, I'm convinced. Why hasn't Trump started transporting the few remaining non-dead to the Moon! If he was any kind of leader, we'd already be there... laughing. And at 0.17g. It really is time to impeach. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 20, 2020 09:07 PM (6eEQ+) 304
At the very least, he should spend an hour in the barrel.
Hogmartin needs to learn to Be Better. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (ptqGC) *narrows eyes* You're welcome to host the next video. Anyway, it's fixed for me now. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 09:08 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 09:08 PM (HaL55) 306
Hurray Hogmartin and ace.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:08 PM (u82oZ) 307
There is no reason to change the rest requirements if they leave the rest stops open. What is the point of closing a rest stop anyway?
Not entirely understanding why a trucker can't brown bag their food. I'd hate to be totally dependent on restaurants for my meals in normal times, let alone now. Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 20, 2020 09:08 PM (n6d/A) 308
NaCly Dawg, yesterday Muldoon said he thought it unlikely he'd be called back into any kind of service for this.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:08 PM (El6T/) 309
No one of Consequence,
I wish and will pray for your son to have excellent results from his surgery and a full recovery. Posted by: Floridachick at March 20, 2020 09:08 PM (H4bdo) 310
But why do you call it the Chinese Coronavirus?
Posted by: Whiny Reporter at March 20, 2020 09:09 PM (dOV9E) 311
283 Hogmartin disabled the autoplay, thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (PbpT7) Yep looks to be fixed. Thanks. Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2020 09:09 PM (Z7lwY) 312
Just wait for Biden's 'shadow DE-briefing' (bow chikka wow).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:06 PM (oVJmc) Just wait for his weekly Newsreels.....coming to an empty theater near you. Oh, what am I saying..... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2020 09:09 PM (Z+IKu) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:09 PM (u82oZ) 314
*narrows eyes*
You're welcome to host the next video. Anyway, it's fixed for me now. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 09:08 PM (t+qrx) *backs away slowly* Offers up a cute kitten video: https://tinyurl.com/rafgj25 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:09 PM (EvZQi) 316
Think I'm about done for the night.
Still can't believe they shut down a large portion of the country. Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 09:09 PM (ZCEU2) 317
#SHADOWMANBAD
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 09:09 PM (786Ro) 318
What is this thing about the barrel?
Posted by: Floridachick at March 20, 2020 09:10 PM (H4bdo) 319
If Andrew Gillum was a Republican we would have a close-up photo of his torn asshole staring at us from the evening "News" every night for a month, and no gay group would complain about "queer shaming".
Glad that he is retiring to spend more time getting a prolapsed colon. Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2020 09:10 PM (1CsfP) 320
What I want to know.... What # of people under 70 who have succumbed to the China Virus had diabetes. Real suspicious that there is a very definite set of risk factors that the CDC is suppressing in order to make everyone afraid of catching it.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 20, 2020 09:10 PM (zqs/f) 321
There is no reason to change the rest requirements if they leave the rest stops open.
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March so they can do more hours a day? Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:10 PM (HALdu) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2020 09:10 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: AltonJackson 324
My son is 15. In the past 6-9 months, he started
having trouble walking for any length of time. Doctors focused on his muscles, until one doc suggested it might be a tethered spinal cord. Don't know what it's caught on (the MRI tech didn't think it was tethered, but the neurosurgeon disagreed). Posted by: No One of Consequence Glad they caught it. As I said, prayers for your son and your family. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 09:10 PM (2ygtH) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 09:11 PM (BiNEL) 326
A mouth-breather in our fish wrap today said Trump and Pence should resign so Pelosi can become president and "clean this mess up."
I hate these people. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC) What, you didn't know Nancy's butt was a large scale manufacturer of medical supplies? Turns out, she can just reach back, grasp hold, yank hard et voila! One Billion n95 face masks. Reach back with the other hand and pull out- 300 million Covid 19 tests. It's kind of amazing really. But she won't. She won't even propose legislation with all of her vaunted solutions, rectal or otherwise, because she is not President and why should the Speaker of the House sponsor legislation to solve problems? and also she doesn't have any answers. But mostly because she doesn't have any answers. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 20, 2020 09:11 PM (Wm5SB) 327
What is this thing about the barrel? Posted by: Floridachick at March 20, 2020 09:10 PM (H4bdo) Trust me, you DO NOT want to know. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:11 PM (ptqGC) 328
Maybe at the end of all this bs, more people will think OMG - OrangeManGood
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 20, 2020 09:11 PM (lOKvs) 329
318 What is this thing about the barrel?
Posted by: Floridachick at March 20, 2020 09:10 PM (H4bdo) Sorry, still getting over the trauma. All I can say is, never paste anything from Microsoft Word into a comment. Posted by: Splunge at March 20, 2020 09:11 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 09:11 PM (PbpT7) 331
The author of a paper on Italy's corona virus crisis says general practitioners remember seeing strange pneumonia cases in December - even November - meaning the virus was circulating in parts of Italy before doctors were aware of the outbreak in China.
NPR says that? I'm calling bullshit right there. They're just trying to blunt people calling it "Chinese flu," that's all. (Also everybody remembers something significant in retrospect, once something has happened. Recall Laurence Tribe (/spit) saying Obama was his most brilliant student ever - the night before the election, not at the time Obama actually was his student, or shortly thereafter.) NPR is militantly liberal, and is taking its cue from other liberals squawking about "Kung Flu" and such. Also signaling their virtue. President Trump, I know you're desperately busy now, but when you get a chance, PLEASE pull the plug on PBS. Also Planned Parenthood. Thanks. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:12 PM (rmY2H) 332
I'd really like to know what's going on in Wuhan right now. It's pretty clear that the communists are engaged in a full-scale cover-up right now. It'd be nice if we had a reliable way of publicizing the exact situation over there. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:01 PM (/sKj3) ----- Why do you think the Chinese Communist Party is kicking the reporters from NYT, WaPo and the Wall Street Journal out? Posted by: rd at March 20, 2020 09:12 PM (+0uDE) 333
Posted by: mugiwara at March 20, 2020 08:47 PM (p9Acv)
That's what Mark Kern (Grummz) was saying repeatedly on Twitter. He's ethnic Chinese from Taiwan and he just didn't see a scenario where China tanked a huge section of their economy in anything other than direst need. He also pointed out that anyone claiming to be Chinese *and in China* was pretty much a guaranteed propagandist since normal Chinese citizens aren't allowed on Twitter. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 20, 2020 09:12 PM (uquGJ) 334
ace your pal French of course barfed up some idiocy today (I think in his wheelhouse - pointless eye-rolling style critiques of Trump's "tone"), and it was so bad even Brit Hume, who's not the most devastating weapon in the arsenal, mocked him. On the twatters.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:12 PM (El6T/) 335
So the Brit took that chick's offer? Or was that a different donut? Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 20, 2020 08:55 PM (lOKvs) LOL! Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2020 09:12 PM (s9Eo8) 336
I drank my last Guinness pray for me as I go on the hunt tomorrow.
I am glad I am drunk watching Richard Jewell, Jesus F the FBI Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2020 09:12 PM (dKiJG) 337
i'll start a youtube channel so i can do this next time.
Posted by: ace With blackjack and hookers? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2020 09:12 PM (SfYbS) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (lOKvs) 339
Offers up a cute kitten video:
https://tinyurl.com/rafgj25 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC) Oh man, there was one the other day with a ferret mama introducing its owner to the babies. Like how a cat will grab your hand and pull it over if you're not petting it enough? This little tube-rat was doing that, pulling the hand over to the little baby weaselbeans. I'll see if I can find it. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (t+qrx) 340
Not entirely understanding why a trucker can't brown bag their food. I'd hate to be totally dependent on restaurants for my meals in normal times, let alone now.
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 20, 2020 09:08 PM (n6d/A) --- A lot of truckers do. But in lean times, being able to find a place to resupply gets difficult, especially when you have a limited window to do so. Company drivers, especially those starting out, don't make that much compared to the owner-operators. Day-haulers or those with dedicated routes have more flexibility in their schedules. Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (RU4sa) 341
Jack Straw:
Did you see the NY Post article Basement Cat linked in the last thread? https://tinyurl.com/u782xc3 Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (sGotD) 342
...rosebud...
Posted by: Citizen Gillum at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (YkuLW) 343
>303 RE: Panic Texts Well, I'm convinced. Why hasn't Trump started transporting the few remaining non-dead to the Moon! Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 20, 2020 09:07
1) we haven't started putting enough atomic waste on the other side of the moon. 2) we're about 21 years too late Posted by: banana Dream at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (l6b3d) 344
i'll start a youtube channel so i can do this next time.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 09:11 PM (PbpT7) MoronTube! It's time has come. Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (786Ro) 345
330
i'll start a youtube channel so i can do this next time. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 09:11 PM (PbpT7) An AoSHQ YouTube Channel? With posted videos? Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (l3+k2) 346
I wish to God Biden does a shadow briefing, with real reporters, so everyone can see them asking him stuff like what would enchant him about dealing with a worldwide crisis virus.
Then again, they probably would ask him tough questions, all with pre-written "get Trump" answers they would fake swoon over. Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (uEbPt) 347
Brian Stelter: Republican leaders and members of Trump's inner circle need to intervene immediately to get him back on message. These anti-media attacks help no one.
Sure they do: they help Americans identify their enemies. Thanks for letting us know that they're hitting home. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (rmY2H) 348
I got so ticked at the journalists asking stupid pseudo questions at the press briefing, I turned off all media for the remainder of the day.
What utter anti-American pond scum they are. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 09:14 PM (BiNEL) 349
Wolf is the idiot that shut down the rest stop restrooms and said just use porta potties instead
he also shut down laundromats showing so much contempt for working stiff Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 09:14 PM (G546f) 350
i'll start a youtube channel so i can do this next time.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 09:11 PM (PbpT7) #TwoWeeks Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:14 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2020 09:14 PM (s9Eo8) 352
There is no reason to change the rest requirements if they leave the rest stops open. What is the point of closing a rest stop anyway?
Not entirely understanding why a trucker can't brown bag their food. I'd hate to be totally dependent on restaurants for my meals in normal times, let alone now. Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 20, 2020 09:08 PM (n6d/A)j Closing a rest stop is one less place to have to clean thoroughly . Although most of the ones on turnpikes, etc. are actually pretty clean. Maybe they were unable to refill TP. I can't imagine how difficult being a trucker right now is. They can't park at McDonalds, they can't walk up to a drive through, sit down restaurants are closed, rest stops are closed. There was an article on supply chain inner workings at Conservative Treehouse the other day and a commenter placed his daily diary as a trucker in the comment section. It was eye opening what truckers go through on their two or three runs a day if they are local. Between paper work, not knowing until last minute which trailer to pick up, problems with the trailer that were unreported, no staff at destination, etc. it's not a fun or easy job. Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 09:14 PM (4ywJ2) 353
Ratdog.org, a Bob Weir fan site, a crazy poster was warning of the impending National Shutdown coming Monday. Cooler heads started to prevail and then it devolved into PDT wants to do it. People have lost their minds.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (t+qrx) 355
@331 NPR says that? I'm calling bullshit right there. They're just trying to blunt people calling it "Chinese flu," that's all.
---------------- That doesn't let China off the hook because the earliest known cases in Wuhan now date back to November. If Italian doctors were seeing it in December, then it was still in China before it came to Italy. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (/sKj3) 356
I'm not seeing a problem with blowing the bridges to the Hamptons. After all a bridge goes both ways.
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (786Ro) 357
347 Brian Stelter: Republican leaders and members of Trump's inner circle need to intervene immediately to get him back on message. These anti-media attacks help no one.
Sure they do: they help Americans identify their enemies. Thanks for letting us know that they're hitting home. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (rmY2H) It's as though Stelter thinks he has some sort of value to the world. Can't imagine what that might be. Posted by: Splunge at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (dOV9E) 358
Is there an accepted, rule of thumb proportion one should aim for?
Rounds of ammo vs. rolls of TP? Posted by: Inquiring Mind Miklos at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (QzkSJ) 359
ESPN is desperate for any content. They've apparently gotten a deal to air 3 previous Wrestlemanias. 30, 32 and 35 I think?
Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2020 09:16 PM (Z7lwY) 360
The majority of west coast toilet paper is made in Lewiston, Idaho. There is also a sh*t ton of ammunition manufactured there by Speer/CCI. What a great place.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 20, 2020 09:16 PM (2/92P) 361
President Trump, I know you're desperately busy now, but when you get a chance, PLEASE pull the plug on PBS. Also Planned Parenthood. Thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:12 PM (rmY2H) ---- We spent so much on the Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus Emergency, we must cut deeply into discretionary spending this year, and every year forward. Posted by: rd at March 20, 2020 09:16 PM (+0uDE) 362
Lol, how do all those folks on Nextdoor clutch their pearls while their hair is on fire?
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2020 09:16 PM (B7KlG) 363
358 Is there an accepted, rule of thumb proportion one should aim for?
Rounds of ammo vs. rolls of TP? Posted by: Inquiring Mind Miklos at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (QzkSJ) I'd go with 1:1 Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2020 09:16 PM (s9Eo8) 364
There are large threads on Facebook and Twitter of people who were ravaged by month long coughs and flu like symptoms from the beginning of December to late February. This this has ben in the wild for a long time and only now are we paying attention
Posted by: mike at March 20, 2020 09:16 PM (lhCzi) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:17 PM (u82oZ) 366
And if this stupidity continues, how long until truckers start getting hijacked for TP?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 20, 2020 09:17 PM (lOKvs) 367
i'll start a youtube channel so i can do this next time.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 09:11 PM (PbpT7) Pornhub =/= Youtube Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:17 PM (oVJmc) 368
320 What I want to know.... What # of people under 70 who have succumbed to the China Virus had diabetes. Real suspicious that there is a very definite set of risk factors that the CDC is suppressing in order to make everyone afraid of catching it.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 20, 2020 09:10 PM (zqs/f) Actually, there's a good reason for that: people who are not at much risk could, if careless, could easily infect those who ARE at risk. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:17 PM (rmY2H) 369
365 Splunge
Re Stelter. Chiggers and ticks and mosquitos gotta eat. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:17 PM (u82oZ) Stelter blood is the tick equivalent of Pangolin and Bat Soup. Not a good choice. Posted by: Splunge at March 20, 2020 09:18 PM (dOV9E) 370
Yep, it's time to activate the mineshaft plan. 10 babes to every man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBEmLhO4KO4 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2020 09:18 PM (rCwaK) 371
An AoSHQ YouTube Channel? With posted videos?
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 09:13 PM (l3+k2) Will it be free with the Platinum Membership? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 09:18 PM (BiNEL) 372
ESPN is desperate for any content. They've apparently gotten a deal to air 3 previous Wrestlemanias. 30, 32 and 35 I think?
hahahahahaha! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:18 PM (oVJmc) 373
I thought the Chinese word for crisis was clisis.
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 09:18 PM (uEbPt) 374
Let's get this dog-faced pony show started!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 20, 2020 09:18 PM (kw7b3) 375
Brian Stelter: Republican leaders and members of Trump's inner circle need to intervene immediately to get him back on message. These anti-media attacks help no one.
== Translation : Trump is getting through, has an upper hand. Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 09:18 PM (zr5Kq) 376
And if this stupidity continues, how long until truckers start getting hijacked for TP?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 20, 2020 09:17 PM (lOKvs) Already happened. ace had a link to the story earlier today. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 09:18 PM (GbPPJ) 377
That ferret trying to bring dinner to its young?
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 09:19 PM (l3+k2) Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2020 09:19 PM (QLPEO) 379
Can youtube commenters use ampersands? Asking for a friend?
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 09:19 PM (786Ro) 380
Who needs YouTube when you have Pixy?
I was getting kind of nostalgic for those 320x240 10fps videos from the 90's anyway. Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 09:19 PM (uEbPt) 381
Brian Stelter: Republican leaders and members of Trump's inner circle need to intervene immediately to get him back on message. These anti-media attacks help no one.
Get me a gin and tonic, fatboy. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:19 PM (oVJmc) 382
rhomboid, thanks!
Steve Hayes got in on it too. And of course they were both agreeing with CNN and MSNBC hacks. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (PbpT7) 383
Jane, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCRZkeqFY8 Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (t+qrx) Omg. That's sidebar worthy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (ptqGC) 384
What's the Chinese word for "parallel"?
Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (QLPEO) 385
I for one, look forward to Joe's daily briefing, should be a hoot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (r+sAi) 386
Mama mia. Italy still cookin' along, with a reported *8.5%* mortality rate from WuFlu. Leads the death race, with 1/2 the cases of China (of course China data = who the hell knows how close to actuals).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (El6T/) 387
332
I'd really like to know what's going on in Wuhan right now. It's pretty clear that the communists are engaged in a full-scale cover-up right now. It'd be nice if we had a reliable way of publicizing the exact situation over there. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:01 PM (/sKj3) China is getting ready to let people go back to work, and get sick, but at the same time prepping the narrative that it's foreigners bringing the virus back into China. They are warning people to stay clear of hotels where foreigners are staying, as an example. Posted by: Serious Cat at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (zqs/f) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (u82oZ) 389
Already happened. ace had a link to the story earlier today.
WTF. So it's safer to get a Popeyes chicken sandwich than drive a load of asswipe? Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (lOKvs) 390
Ok funniest meme I've seen so far:
January 1.. 2020 is my year! March 14.. wiping my ass with a coffee filter. Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (dUJdY) 391
356 I'm not seeing a problem with blowing the bridges to the Hamptons. After all a bridge goes both ways. Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (786Ro) ---- They would be better off going door to door with submachine guns and flamethrowers. Think of it as vermin lair removal Posted by: Cold Hearted at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (+0uDE) 392
@360 The majority of west coast toilet paper is made in Lewiston, Idaho. There is also a sh*t ton of ammunition manufactured there by Speer/CCI. What a great place.
------------- The Potlatch paper mill? I served part of my LDS mission there. Fortunately, I spent most of my time up in the higher part of the city, where the aroma from the mill wasn't as pronounced. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:21 PM (/sKj3) 393
The rest areas being shut down sucks for truckers, who are required to get so may hours of sleep.
The guy is pissed. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 08:58 PM (ptqGC) ********* Truck drivers have always been treated like shit. It's no wonder that most truck drivers now have foreign backgrounds Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 20, 2020 09:21 PM (urmjj) 394
Chump don't want no help, chump don't get dick help.
Posted by: Barbara BIllingsley at March 20, 2020 09:21 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Simplemind at March 20, 2020 09:21 PM (ZuGkg) 396
There was an article on supply chain inner workings at Conservative Treehouse the other day and a commenter placed his daily diary as a trucker in the comment section. It was eye opening what truckers go through on their two or three runs a day if they are local. Between paper work, not knowing until last minute which trailer to pick up, problems with the trailer that were unreported, no staff at destination, etc. it's not a fun or easy job.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 09:14 PM (4ywJ2) --- No, it's not. I did it for a few months before I was laid off (2010 was not a good year for the trucking industry). These men and women are working their asses off, moreso than usual, and to make their jobs even harder is insane. They're human, and self-preservation will kick in. They'll stay home. Then we'll see how long this quarantine will last. Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 09:22 PM (RU4sa) 397
It's as though Stelter thinks he has some sort of value to the world. Can't imagine what that might be.
Posted by: Splunge at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (dOV9E) Ballast? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:22 PM (rmY2H) 398
Will or can Muldoon be called back from retirement?
Posted by: NaCly Dog ******** Hell NaCly- if it gets THAT bad we're all screwed. (To answer your question- I have no contractual obligation to return to employment at the University or Children's. I resigned my Army Medical Corps commission in 1996 (24 long years ago, yikes). Technically I guess I am Individual Ready Reserve, but the military is not likely to have any use for an old, fat one-eyed, U.S. Marshall with a cat and a Chinese cook (oh wait, that was Rooster Cogburn) tl:dr version -? No Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 09:22 PM (m45I2) 399
"These anti-media attacks help no one."
Well, they sure don't help the villains in our current scenario. As BEN ROETHLISBERGER would say, "THIS IS KIND OF TRUMP'S POINT." Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 20, 2020 09:22 PM (6eEQ+) 400
Just spoke to Nurse Daughter. Area hospitals are
running very low on masks. Some nurses are having to resort to wearing bandanas. A doctor at Milwaukee Children's Hospital has tested positive, potentially putting over 200 children at risk. She said "Mom, this is very very bad. We don't have what we need to treat these patients safely." Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 08:43 PM (lwiT4) This is what they were afraid of - system buckling under pressure; not because of death necessarily, but for just basic testing, treatment and recovery. Especially local, smallish community hospitals, because they are not the mega Univeristy-well funded types. I can tell a story of community type hospital when in the middle of surgery a piece of equipment went out and a patient was kept under anesthesia for a bit longer, while somebody from surgical team "ran over" to a sister hospital for a working machine. Azar also said there are resources - they (those hospitals that need them)are just not asking the proper people, using the right channels. Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq) Also, all the masks are produced in China and they are not selling them to us. If one thing comes of this, we have to claw our vital manufacturing back to the US. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2020 09:22 PM (nAiE/) 401
nice too see this place has our very own brian stelter.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 09:23 PM (KP5rU) 402
Actually, there's a good reason for that: people who are not at much risk could, if careless, could easily infect those who ARE at risk.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:17 PM (rmY2H) Yeah, but that's at your own risk. If everyone had precise knowledge of who and how this affects people could self-quarantine and know to stop visiting their loved ones who are at risk. If you ignore the warnings and get sick, that's on you. I'm just saying, beyond a two-week "purse" we can't hide form the virus forever. It's going to burn through a good portion of the population eventually. Let's get it over with. Posted by: Serious Cat at March 20, 2020 09:23 PM (zqs/f) 403
Truck drivers have always been treated like shit. It's no wonder that most truck drivers now have foreign backgrounds
Posted by: Truck Monkey Isn't that jsut how the industry is? Very competitive so everybody has to work harder. Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:23 PM (HALdu) 404
386 Mama mia. Italy still cookin' along, with a reported *8.5%* mortality rate from WuFlu. Leads the death race, with 1/2 the cases of China (of course China data = who the hell knows how close to actuals).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (El6T/) Saw something today that China is hiding their real numbers by not reporting mild cases. Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Z7lwY) 405
Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:10 PM (HALdu)
Well, if truckers kill themselves falling asleep while driving, we're not really any better off are we? I come from a long line of truckers, and faking your logbooks was routine practice, and taking speed was, too. The requirements are probably a little too stringent, but I do think it's best for the drivers to be well rested. I wonder if they'll have to reset the transponders in the rigs if the requirements are changed? Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 20, 2020 09:24 PM (n6d/A) 406
They'll stay home.
Then we'll see how long this quarantine will last. Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March guessing it is not going to go that way. Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:24 PM (HALdu) 407
Also, all the masks are produced in China and they are not selling them to us. If one thing comes of this, we have to claw our vital manufacturing back to the US.
For fucking real?? Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 09:25 PM (dUJdY) 408
Seriously, the Biden shadow briefing thing could be the funniest thing in years. Unintentionally, of course.
And also a venue/opportunity for the mainstream press to further degrade and beclown themselves. I think there's a non-zero chance this episode will materially worsen MSM perceptions among "independents" - it's already pretty bad for them in that cohort. Some over-29ers may recall, millennia ago, when Saturday Night Live (still funny and not politically cretinous) echoed national sentiment with a skit mocking the press for their questions during the first Gulf War. Yes, kids. A war, with SNL actually mocking the press for their treatment of US officials and officers. I think water ran up hill back then, and Uncle Morty picked up a check (obscure Woody Allen reference). Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:25 PM (El6T/) 409
406: thanks, brian.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 09:25 PM (KP5rU) 410
Also, all the masks are produced in China and they are not selling them to us. If one thing comes of this, we have to claw our vital manufacturing back to the US.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2020 09:22 PM (nAiE/) Hey, redbanzai. Yes I am so for moving everything back. I also heard that we have capacity to manufacture masks here, now and fast. He mentioned it in the conference. I think.... Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq) 411
@400
Also, all the masks are produced in China and they are not selling them to us. If one thing comes of this, we have to claw our vital manufacturing back to the US. ----------- Not true. At the very least, I know 3M makes them here in the US. For instance, there's a big plant in Aberdeen, South Dakota, that makes masks. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:26 PM (/sKj3) 412
we're not really any better off are we?
I come from a long line of truckers, and faking your logbooks was routine practice, and taking speed was, too. The requirements are probably a little too stringent, but I do think it's best for the drivers to be well rested. I wonder if they'll have to reset the transponders in the rigs if the requirements are changed? Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March I understand the regs they have to adhere to but as you said, they were faking them before this so i am guessing they are fine with having more hours to work every day. Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:26 PM (HALdu) 413
Saw something today that China is hiding their real numbers by not reporting mild cases. Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Z7lwY) Mild cases of death? I can see that's not a problem for you... Posted by: Barbara BIllingsley at March 20, 2020 09:26 PM (oVJmc) 414
Also, all the masks are produced in China and
they are not selling them to us. If one thing comes of this, we have to claw our vital manufacturing back to the US. For fucking real?? Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 09:25 PM (dUJdY) Yep... also most of the ventilators and like 90% of the medicines and testing reagents we us. It is fucking insane. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2020 09:26 PM (nAiE/) 415
The Biden thing will be totally fake and scripted. You know, just like the Obama Presidency.
Oh! Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 09:26 PM (uEbPt) 416
"These anti-media attacks help no one."
And you know this because you've been correct on so many other things? Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 09:26 PM (jyVW0) 417
*He = Trump...or Pence ?
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq) 418
Isn't that jsut how the industry is? Very competitive so everybody has to work harder.
Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:23 PM (HALdu) ******** Yup. Much is expected and no one wants to pay. Been like that since deregulation Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 20, 2020 09:27 PM (urmjj) 419
354 Jane, here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCRZkeqFY8 Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (t+qrx) I think that's the cutest thing I've ever seen. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 09:27 PM (TdMsT) 420
Muldoon
I have this vision of a hospital in chaos. Then, one man, speaking in limericks, calms the medical teams. They find their leadership in Muldoon, and carry on to save the day. Huzzah! Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:27 PM (u82oZ) 421
Mild cases of death?
I can see that's not a problem for you... Posted by: Barbara BIllingsley They're only mostly dead. Posted by: Miracle Max at March 20, 2020 09:27 PM (SfYbS) 422
@407 For fucking real??
------------- No. I know that 3M makes masks here in the US. It's possible that there are other companies, as well. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:27 PM (/sKj3) 423
There will be one half of one shadow briefing before being shit-canned because of Biden's demen... I mean Biden's more important duties.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 09:27 PM (l3+k2) 424
I really think I had the flu only once in my life, late 90s, for a week went to work ( I think most of the days) and slept as soon as I got home. Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 09:05 PM (ZCEU2) Yeah I never get sick so when I started feeling ill I wasn't worried I'd die, but worried I'd be the asshole to spread it to the entire public health crew. Posted by: mugiwara at March 20, 2020 09:27 PM (p9Acv) 425
There is something in that video that really morks up the scrolling in my browser.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2020 09:28 PM (miJU3) 426
Also, all the masks are produced in China and they are not selling them to us. If one thing comes of this, we have to claw our vital manufacturing back to the US.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2020 09:22 PM (nAiE/) How dare you! Free Trade* uber alles!!!!! *Free Trade equals China makes all our shit and gets to ban anything that is actually still made in the US from being sold and competing in their country honestly. Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2020 09:28 PM (Z7lwY) 427
N95 masks? Not all produced in China. Big topic at yesterday's WH briefing. 3M makes tens of millions of them, which will now be made available for medical use (I think they said 2/3 typically go to industrial/construction customers). Didn't/don't get why it took some relief on the liability side for masks to be switched to medical customers, if the same product, maybe a Moron caught that part.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:28 PM (El6T/) 428
I wonder if they'll have to reset the transponders in the rigs if the requirements are changed?
The State can always dial back the regulations and that might help the independent truckers but will do nothing for everyone else. Think lawyers and insurance. These regs are in place to protect the industry from lawsuits. Posted by: 🐧 at March 20, 2020 09:28 PM (uYQjf) 429
They have for some drivers. https://www.autoblog.com/2020/03/16/coronavirus-trucker-hours-of-service-safety-rules-exemption/ Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 09:02 PM (GbPPJ) When you see a big one assume he's tired, give him room. _bennies, here bennie, bennie Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 09:28 PM (oUnSf) 430
Tater, the respect thing goes BOTH GODDAMN DIRECTIONS, you fuckwit. Four years of constant lies and attempted gotcha moments are enough.
Fuck the media. Move to China, assholes. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2020 09:29 PM (XrCyE) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:29 PM (u82oZ) 432
These men and women are working their asses off, moreso than usual, and to make their jobs even harder is insane. They're human, and self-preservation will kick in.
They'll stay home. Then we'll see how long this quarantine will last. Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 09:22 PM (RU4sa) There are a lot of unsung heroes out there these days. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:29 PM (rmY2H) 433
Only a politician could come up with shadow briefing.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2020 09:29 PM (PUmDY) 434
Dorks, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a Batman movie in which Bane cut off in/out access to NYC (gotham) while he toyed with the inhabitants, pointlessly? Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:29 PM (EvZQi) 435
Biden will prescribe a course of leeches.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:29 PM (oVJmc) 436
We've officially got one case here in Chatham County, Savannah, GA. But several workers at the main trauma hospital have been sent home for some reason.
Our doctor friends don't know what's going on. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:30 PM (ptqGC) 437
Trump is not anti-media. He's anti-youstupidassholes. There's a difference.
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 09:30 PM (uEbPt) Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 09:30 PM (oUnSf) 439
Joe Biden needs a daily debridement.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 09:30 PM (COzlW) 440
390 Ok funniest meme I've seen so far:
January 1.. 2020 is my year! March 14.. wiping my ass with a coffee filter. Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 09:20 PM (dUJdY) I can't stop laughing. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 09:30 PM (TdMsT) 441
Huzzah!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:27 PM (u82oZ) Rare to find a man what knows how to use "Huzzah!" correctly! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 09:30 PM (BiNEL) 442
Didn't/don't get why it took some relief on the liability side for masks to be switched to medical customers, if the same product, maybe a Moron caught that part.
FDA approval, maybe? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:30 PM (oVJmc) 443
Only a politician could come up with shadow briefing.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2020 09:29 PM (PUmDY) Pretty much like The Office of The President-Elect. Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 09:30 PM (uEbPt) 444
Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:26 PM (HALdu)
Oh gosh, yes! Most old school truckers will do what they gotta do, and be happy to do it. Not sure about these candyassed newbs, though. Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 20, 2020 09:31 PM (n6d/A) 445
Also, all the masks are produced in China and they
are not selling them to us. If one thing comes of this, we have to claw our vital manufacturing back to the US. ----------- Not true. At the very least, I know 3M makes them here in the US. For instance, there's a big plant in Aberdeen, South Dakota, that makes masks. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:26 PM (/sKj3) It is true. China is the leading manufacturer and supplier of medical masks:https://time.com/5785223/medical-masks-coronavirus-covid-19/: Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2020 09:31 PM (nAiE/) 446
Well, one lady on Nextdoor put out a request for making cloth face masks, per a doctor friend of hers.
So there's that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (ptqGC) 447
@434
but wasn't there a Batman movie in which Bane cut off in/out access to NYC (gotham) while he toyed with the inhabitants, pointlessly? --------------- The last Nolan movie. He blew up the bridges out of the city, and claimed he had a nuclear device that he'd detonate if the government sent anyone in or let anyone out. Then he essentially let the Antifa-types take over, complete with kangaroo courts and early supporters getting executed. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (/sKj3) 448
Or the pump and dumpers.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (PUmDY) 449
>The Biden thing will be totally fake and scripted. You know, just like the Obama Presidency.
to really sell it, they're going to have to hire actors to play 'reporters', complete with softball questions for Joe to hit out of the park Posted by: DB- just DB. Get to da choppah! at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (iTXRQ) 450
Delurk ergo sum at March 20, 2020 08:29 PM (IV9NP)
Re: Korean debacle: MacArthur knew the ChiComs, but a democrap Truman wouldn't let him take care of the problem. We had no reason to fear China OR Russia at that time. but the Prog/Dems were already on the road to our destruction. You should have known my father ad his fury over Harry's actions at that time. He knew Chenault and wanted to go with the Tigers, but.... Posted by: Grannymimi at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (u5LFV) 451
More driving:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNqv85coyTw little white pills and my eyes are open wide Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (oUnSf) 452
There will be one half of one shadow briefing before being shit-canned because of Biden's demen... I mean Biden's more important duties.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 09:27 PM You misspelled demon. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (COzlW) 453
Most old school truckers will do what they gotta do, and be happy to do it.
Not sure about these candyassed newbs, though. Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (HALdu) 454
Don't forget the _Babylon Bee_:
"Congress Assures Nation They're Working Tirelessly To Figure Out How To Take Advantage Of This Crisis" https://preview.tinyurl.com/vq46lv7 Posted by: gdgm+ at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (ExnWy) 455
Dammit now I'm really really counting on Biden doing these idiotic briefings (and seeing the inevitable hilarious eviscerations and memes after), will be quite disappointed if he balks. As I expect they will.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (El6T/) 456
The Highway Patrol should be only allowing Truckers to ise the bathroom instead of writing Fucking tickets .
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2020 09:33 PM (dKiJG) 457
446
Well, one lady on Nextdoor put out a request for making cloth face masks, per a doctor friend of hers. So there's that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (ptqGC) We have one of those posts, too. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 09:33 PM (6ofTb) 458
You gotta drill holes in the skull to let the evil humors out!
Posted by: Dr. Joe Biden at March 20, 2020 09:33 PM (oVJmc) 459
Saw something today that China is hiding their real numbers by not reporting mild cases.
Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Z7lwY) Now would a bunch of commies lie to make themselves look better? Let's ask the DNC about that. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:33 PM (rmY2H) Posted by: 🐧 at March 20, 2020 09:33 PM (uYQjf) 461
to really sell it, they're going to have to hire
actors to play 'reporters', complete with softball questions for Joe to hit out of the park Posted by: DB- just DB. Get to da choppah! at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (iTXRQ) They're gonna bring back the white coats, but those guys will just be there to take Joe away at the end. Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 09:33 PM (uEbPt) 462
Only a politician could come up with shadow briefing.
Let him stand next to Trump and do the fake deaf interpreter thing. Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 09:33 PM (cfSLd) 463
Ratdog.org, a Bob Weir fan site, a crazy poster was
warning of the impending National Shutdown coming Monday. Cooler heads started to prevail and then it devolved into PDT wants to do it. People have lost their minds. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2020 09:15 PM (PUmDY) You are doing it wrong! get it turned into a "suggestions on how to evade the shutdown AND tips on evading the enforcers" thread. Posted by: Kindltot at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (6rS3m) 464
N95 masks? Not all produced in China. Big topic at
yesterday's WH briefing. 3M makes tens of millions of them, which will now be made available for medical use (I think they said 2/3 typically go to industrial/construction customers). Didn't/don't get why it took some relief on the liability side for masks to be switched to medical customers, if the same product, maybe a Moron caught that part. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:28 PM (El6T/) Most of the world's supply of medical masks are produced in China. It is good that they are loosening regulations to allow non-medical masks to be used instead. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (nAiE/) 465
I've played Ventilator Blues by the Stones at least 10x today.
Don't matter where you are Everybody's gonna need a ventilator Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (COzlW) 466
@445 It is true. China is the leading manufacturer and supplier of medical masks:https://time.com/5785223/medical-masks-coronavirus-covid-19/:
------------ There's a huge difference between "leading manufacturer" and "sole manufacturer", particularly when 3M (which is a massive conglomerate, with a bunch of different subsidiaries; the tape company Scotch is owned by 3M, for instance) is one of the reasons for that difference. Any claims that China is the sole source of masks that can be used to stop the spread of the Wuhan virus are incorrect. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (/sKj3) 467
Saw a new one in the grocery store today. A shield between you and the checker at the checkout. Sneeze/cough proof glass.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (oigoJ) 468
Dammit now I'm really really counting on Biden doing these idiotic briefings (and seeing the inevitable hilarious eviscerations and memes after), will be quite disappointed if he balks. As I expect they will.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (El6T/) Biden just announced he's suspending his campaign also. He called a press conference and said, "Fuggit. I'm out." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (rmY2H) 469
Mmmmm More: Italian doctors now say they were seeing "strange" pneumonia cases in December, even November, before anyone even heard of coronavirus. We get a lot of Chinese tourist here. People are now recounting about a bad flu making the rounds starting around last October. Posted by: YIKES! at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (t6XCL) 470
You can't just do a presser during a global pandemic because you're running for president! That's fucking insane and totally irresponsible for any fake news outlet to air. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:35 PM (EvZQi) 471
Biden will keep looking at the teleprompter for his lines during the shadow briefings. The director will yell, "Cut! Damnit Joe! How many times I gotta tell you?"
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 09:35 PM (l3+k2) 472
He also endorsed Trump.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:35 PM (rmY2H) 473
I know Ladyl.. I am still laughing. We gotta keep our sense of humor right?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY) 474
Huzzah!
Posted by: NaCly Dog ******** Ha! That's pretty unlikely, given that my biggest strengths were: 1. Drawing eyeballs on the knuckle of my first finger and using it as a puppet (think Señor Wences) and 2. Quacking like a sneezing duck (Both done to enable me to sneak up on pre-schoolers to effect an examination or echocardiogram.) And this virus is getting out of hand and is nothing to sneeze at. Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 09:35 PM (m45I2) 475
And then there are the Nextdoor scolds who want everyone to STAY INSIDE while the temp here today was 80 and it was sunny and gorgeous.
I watched two elderly men on the golf course behind my house, standing next to each other talking. All I could think was REEEEEEEEEE! because of the Nextdoor scolds. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC) 476
And notice how none of the cocksucking ex-presidents have offered to help, not even the "very Christian" little Bush creep. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (EvZQi) 477
Posted by: Grannymimi at March 20, 2020 09:32 PM (u5LFV)
I told them and I told them, but would they listen.... Posted by: Zombie John Birch at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (BiNEL) 478
I know everyone thinks Event 201 was nothing, but it seems odd that the news agencies did not cover it at all if only to tout the recommendations. It was interesting that in the "players" section an NBC VP is only listed as working "for major media", and a Chinese virologist who participated is the head of their CDC, and many others were globalist heads of similar departments.
Why is the media not mentioning this event that predicted the outbreak at all. The fact that China's main CDC man was in the US in October, talking about a coronavirus pandemic, isn't news? Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (ONvIw) 479
475
And then there are the Nextdoor scolds who want everyone to STAY INSIDE while the temp here today was 80 and it was sunny and gorgeous. I watched two elderly men on the golf course behind my house, standing next to each other talking. All I could think was REEEEEEEEEE! because of the Nextdoor scolds. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC) We also had a helpful post telling everyone to take a breath and fill out your census! Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (6ofTb) Posted by: little feat at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (ox3HM) 481
Turn your head and cough, America!
Posted by: Dr. Joe Biden at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (oVJmc) 482
More: Italian doctors now say they were seeing "strange" pneumonia cases in December, even November, before anyone even heard of coronavirus.
We get a lot of Chinese tourist here. People are now recounting about a bad flu making the rounds starting around last October. Posted by: YIKES! at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (t6XCL) I call bullshit. After the fact, everybody recalls something significant. On December 8th people probably remembered Japanese loitering around Pearl Harbor. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (rmY2H) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (EvZQi) 484
@475 And then there are the Nextdoor scolds who want everyone to STAY INSIDE while the temp here today was 80 and it was sunny and gorgeous.
-------------- 80 degrees should be fine, though. The virus has a low tolerance for "high" temperatures. And even something as low as 80F will reduce its life span outside of a host to almost nothing. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:37 PM (/sKj3) 485
Re: Korean debacle: MacArthur knew the ChiComs, but a democrap Truman wouldn't let him take care of the problem. We had no reason to fear China OR Russia at that time. but the Prog/Dems were already on the road to our destruction. You should have known my father ad his fury over Harry's actions at that time. He knew Chenault and wanted to go with the Tigers, but....
Posted by: Grannymimi Truman was a gimp. He inherited a bunch of Soviet infiltrators from FDR and let them run things. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2020 09:37 PM (SfYbS) 486
Saw a new one in the grocery store today. A shield between you and the checker at the checkout. Sneeze/cough proof glass.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (oigoJ) Yeah at the store this morning the checkout lady asked me if I wanted to be sprayed and held a bottle up.. uh.. no I'm good honey... got my my little bottle of Purell in my purse. Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 09:37 PM (dUJdY) 487
Pornhub =/= Youtube Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:17 PM (oVJmc) Pornhub was hosting a number of 3D printing and DYI firearms build videos that kept getting accidentally deleted from Yu-Tube. That was my initial suggestion a year or so ago, but I thought it was going to be X-Hamster Posted by: Kindltot at March 20, 2020 09:37 PM (6rS3m) 488
483
He also endorsed Trump. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Who, Bane? Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (EvZQi) Nobody could understand that mumbling fucker so who knows. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 09:37 PM (NWiLs) 489
No, no - a Monday Morning Quarterback briefing from a demented old coot that has *zero* responsibility and absolutely no useful information during a national crisis is totally gonna go over well with the American public trapped in their homes.
I think it demonstrates forward thinking from the Democrats who, as they proved with impeachment and the 3 year Russia investigation, really have their finger on the pulse of this nation. Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 09:37 PM (uEbPt) Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 09:38 PM (COzlW) 491
Who, Bane?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (EvZQi) No. Biden. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:38 PM (rmY2H) 492
I call bullshit. After the fact, everybody recalls something significant. On December 8th people probably remembered Japanese loitering around Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (rmY2H) I mostly agree. Influenza B can easily cause pneumonias and the elderly will still be susceptible. Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 09:38 PM (ONvIw) 493
We also had a helpful post telling everyone to take a breath and fill out your census!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (6ofTb) Yeah, we've got a shit ton of NY, CT, and NJ retirees who are telling everyone how stupid Trump is and NY is doing what Georgia should be doing. I wish these idiots would go back. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:38 PM (ptqGC) 494
Muldoon
I'll do my best to be a sober-sided community leader, then. Lead by example and not endanger anyone. But I believe you can do it. Many are acting like children these days. Your skills can translate to help them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:39 PM (u82oZ) 495
I plan on using my census form as backup tp. I ain't filling out that shit. My rotten blue state has enough Democrat representation. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:39 PM (EvZQi) 496
456 The Highway Patrol should be only allowing Truckers to ise the bathroom instead of writing Fucking tickets .
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2020 09:33 PM (dKiJG) Blow the scales. Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 09:39 PM (oUnSf) 497
Florida is well into the 80s now and has plenty of the plague. I think this virus is a little more heat tolerant than average.
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 20, 2020 09:39 PM (n6d/A) 498
Don't know if anyone saw it, but there was a wikileaks email from Dr Fauci praising Hillary Clinton over her Benghazi testimony.
What did Fauci have to do with Benghazi? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:39 PM (rmY2H) 499
Oh, look, it's another poll troll fucktard with an old actor name.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:39 PM (oVJmc) 500
Will Senile Joe's shadow briefings involve a projector and Joe making figures with his hands?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 20, 2020 09:39 PM (Uu+Jp) 501
I wish these idiots would go back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:38 PM (ptqGC) How many times have I said that here in California ... Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:40 PM (rmY2H) 502
Yeah, we've got a shit ton of NY, CT, and NJ retirees who are telling everyone how stupid Trump is and NY is doing what Georgia should be doing.
I wish these idiots would go back. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:38 PM (ptqGC) I really hate those fuckers. They shit the nest in their home states, then infest non-retard states and work overtime to fuck those up too. Like, dare I say, a virus? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Kindltot at March 20, 2020 09:40 PM (6rS3m) 504
Man, I kinda wish I still kept chickens.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 09:40 PM (t+qrx) 505
I have zero doubt it was in Italy and here in December if not before.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 08:32 PM (ZLI7S) If it has been here two months longer, then the infection rate or transmissibility is less than the doomsayers are trumpeting. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2020 09:41 PM (miJU3) 506
Bob Weir already rescheduled the rest of his Wolf Bros tour for October. Alabama ticket office sent out an email yesterday said football season is still happening, extended deadline for ticket orders a whole six days.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2020 09:41 PM (PUmDY) 507
That last vidya was all kinds of funny.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 20, 2020 09:41 PM (x8Wzq) 508
I wish these idiots would go back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:38 PM (ptqGC) nope, we're not letting them come back sorry Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 09:41 PM (rpxSz) 509
it occurs to me that I have a hotel reservation in Tusayan AZ (gateway town to Grand Canyon NP) for one week in June
reckon I should cancel hopefully The Fear would have subsided by then but I don't feel like chancing it Posted by: DB- just DB. Get to da choppah! at March 20, 2020 09:41 PM (iTXRQ) 510
Our county has exactly one case so far. But the main, largest hospital has sent people home for some reason.
Our doc friends don't know why. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:41 PM (ptqGC) 511
Wife says, I don't think I would eat thst donut.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 09:42 PM (1CjJc) 512
Yeah at the store this morning the checkout lady asked me if I wanted to be sprayed and held a
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:42 PM (rmY2H) 513
How would you like to earn 3 rolls of TP the hard way?
Posted by: Al Czervik at March 20, 2020 09:42 PM (ufFY8) 514
I call bullshit. After the fact, everybody recalls something significant. On December 8th people probably remembered Japanese loitering around Pearl Harbor. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (rmY2H) Except the local hospital at that time had special restrictions on visitors during this outbreak. Posted by: YIKES! at March 20, 2020 09:42 PM (t6XCL) 515
Bleh, my glands are swollen. Usually that means I'm fighting something off. Hopefully just a cold.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 09:42 PM (6ofTb) 516
It is true. China is the leading manufacturer and
supplier of medical masks:https://time.com/5785223/medical-masks-coronavirus-covid-19/: ------------ There's a huge difference between "leading manufacturer" and "sole manufacturer", particularly when 3M (which is a massive conglomerate, with a bunch of different subsidiaries; the tape company Scotch is owned by 3M, for instance) is one of the reasons for that difference. Any claims that China is the sole source of masks that can be used to stop the spread of the Wuhan virus are incorrect. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (/sKj3) As reported at Breitbart: Most of the medical masks are made in China and even the ones made elsewhere have component parts made in China. Be as pedantic as you want. The Chinese government has declared masks and mask components a strategic resource and are (probably deliberately to cause disease and chaos) disrupting supply lines to the US. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2020 09:42 PM (nAiE/) 517
BREAKING@twatter
Andrew Gillum desperately announced he will hold daily shadow briefings in the afternoon to comment on topics relevant leaders already addressed in the morning. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 09:42 PM (COzlW) 518
DB, unless you're dealing with a deadline/loss of $, I'd hold off on cancelling anything just yet. No way of telling how long this phase will last, but it may be short.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2020 09:43 PM (El6T/) 519
456 The Highway Patrol should be only allowing Truckers to ise the bathroom instead of writing Fucking tickets .
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio Gonna be a lotta half full gatorade bottles roadside... Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 09:43 PM (2ygtH) 520
I really hate those fuckers. They shit the nest in their home states, then infest non-retard states and work overtime to fuck those up too. Like, dare I say, a virus?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs) I say again: how many times have I said that here in California ... We call it the Great Liberal Infestation, which began in 1970, but wasn't really apparent until later. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:43 PM (rmY2H) 521
Meme at FB...
BREAKING NEWS 6:05PM: France declares war on the Coronavirus BREAKING NEWS 6:08PM: France surrenders to Coronavirus Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 09:44 PM (L2ZTs) 522
520 I really hate those fuckers. They shit the nest in their home states, then infest non-retard states and work overtime to fuck those up too. Like, dare I say, a virus?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs) I say again: how many times have I said that here in California ... We call it the Great Liberal Infestation, which began in 1970, but wasn't really apparent until later. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:43 PM (rmY2H) Lengthy incubation period. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs) 523
Bleh, my glands are swollen. Usually that means I'm fighting something off. Hopefully just a cold.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 09:42 PM (6ofTb) Same here. I get this every year with the pollen. But I've been feeling crappy for two months. No fever, though. My husband keeps giving me the side eye anyway. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:44 PM (ptqGC) 524
Biden will prescribe a course of leeches.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:29 PM (oVJmc) Corrosive sublimate. fixed him up, eventually. Posted by: Kindltot at March 20, 2020 09:44 PM (6rS3m) 525
Wife says, I don't think I would eat thst donut.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March nobody offered her a doughnut Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:44 PM (HALdu) 526
We get a lot of Chinese tourist here.
People are now recounting about a bad flu making the rounds starting around last October. Posted by: YIKES! at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (t6XCL) I call bullshit. After the fact, everybody recalls something significant. On December 8th people probably remembered Japanese loitering around Pearl Harbor. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (rmY2H) It may or may not be true. The only reason it would be significant is that, IF true, then it means a lot more people have been exposed than is currently estimated, which would mean that the growth in new cases is going to peak quite soon. Again, IF. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2020 09:45 PM (V2Yro) 527
Hospitals have restrictions on visitors during bad flu seasons too, and often especially on kids as they shed longer.
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 09:45 PM (ONvIw) 528
So idiot question for anyone who knows or has a guess or wild supposition.
As a part of their treatment regime, China went seriously old-school by taking plasma from people who recovered and pumping it in to infected people. Did anything come of that? *Should* anything come of that? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 09:45 PM (49vFo) 529
I really hate those fuckers. They shit the nest in their home states, then infest non-retard states and work overtime to fuck those up too. Like, dare I say, a virus?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs) the NYC weekenders have been fucking up the Berkshires for a couple of weeks we have 2 normal days a week now, Weds and Thurs they come in Friday, freak everyone out then they leave on Sun or Mon, buying everything in sight takes a day for the sores to restock, so Weds and Thurs aren't so bad Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz) 530
We call it the Great Liberal Infestation, which began in 1970, but wasn't really apparent until later.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:43 PM (rmY2H) As a general rule, rot and mold are never obvious at first, but by the time you notice them it is too late! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 09:45 PM (BiNEL) 531
>DB, unless you're dealing with a deadline/loss of $, I'd hold off on cancelling anything just yet. No way of telling how long this phase will last, but it may be short.
Posted by: rhomboid there is a deadline by which I can cancel and not be out of pocket but it's something I'll have to deal with Posted by: DB- just DB. Get to da choppah! at March 20, 2020 09:45 PM (iTXRQ) 532
Same here. I get this every year with the pollen.
But I've been feeling crappy for two months. No fever, though. My husband keeps giving me the side eye anyway. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:44 PM (ptqGC) My husband thinks I'm a hypochondriac, so he just ignores me. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 09:45 PM (6ofTb) 533
Blonde. Declining the BJ was an afterthought. Then I explained it was a joke.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2020 09:46 PM (1CjJc) 534
We call it the Great Liberal Infestation, which began in 1970, but wasn't really apparent until later. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:43 PM (rmY2H) Lengthy incubation period. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs) Apparently the Colorado strain was much more virulent and fast-acting. Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 20, 2020 09:46 PM (x8Wzq) 535
Huh, if you have a 3-d printer you can make face shields for your spooked local hospital staff. Not as cool as the Italian company making ventilator valves, but cool. I wonder how much the printer plastic supplies cost.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 20, 2020 09:46 PM (T9Hmo) 536
*stores
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 09:46 PM (rpxSz) 537
My husband thinks I'm a hypochondriac, so he just ignores me.
Posted by: Jordan61 --- Well, just don't worry yourself sick over it. Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 09:46 PM (Y4EXg) 538
We call it the Great Liberal Infestation, which began in 1970, but wasn't really apparent until later.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:43 PM (rmY2H) Lengthy incubation period. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs) Yep. Actually, it's a matter of perception. It's like ants on a picnic. You're enjoying the picnic, happen to look to your right, ah ... there's an ant. Oh, there's another ant. Then you look to your left (?), and suddenly you realize THERE'S A SHITLOAD OF ANTS HERE! WE'RE SITTING ON AN ANTHILL!! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:46 PM (rmY2H) 539
@516 As reported at Breitbart: Most of the medical masks are made in China and even the ones made elsewhere have component parts made in China. Be as pedantic as you want. The Chinese government has declared masks and mask components a strategic resource and are (probably deliberately to cause disease and chaos) disrupting supply lines to the US.
-------------- Meanwhile, VP Pence is touring 3M, and the company is talking about how its ramping up production of the masks that it makes. If China was cutting off all access world-wide to certain critical components, then ramping up production would be rather difficult to accomplish, particularly since access to Chinese goods was curtailed over a month ago (which China started shutting down pretty much all of its plants over virus fears). There's a disconnect between what you're saying, and what's taking place. Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:46 PM (/sKj3) 540
Pollen's a bitch this season. I'm not generally susceptible to seasonal allergies but it's like an oak tree bukkake out there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs) 541
The one issue I have consistently harped in my time here is the
need to get off Chinese crap and bring back American manufacturing. I take a different approach than some in that I don't expect government to fix this. Americans should demand high quality products, but they don't. Walmart devastated small town business districts because the people that lived there opted for the cheaper product. And when I say the cheaper product, I mean it. It is throw away culture that did this to us. I have a filter Queen vacuum cleaner that is at least forty years old. It is just one example of an American product that was made to last. Sure you might have to change out a part or perform some maintenance, but it lasts forever. How many people have vacuum cleaners that old and still beat what is out there today? That is one example. Whenever we have replaced old appliances made in America, we always ended up with something lesser and made as a disposable. For some reason people go for the low initial price and ignore that they will be dumping the thing in a few years for the latest "great deal". I saw a documentary on China years ago. They were talking about how so many Chinese left the farms to work in factories that made random trinkets for sale to the USA. The producer was surprised to hear the workers thought so little of their American customers. The workers said it showed decadence for people to waste their money on such crap. Posted by: Quint at March 20, 2020 09:47 PM (n13/j) 542
Hospitals have restrictions on visitors during bad flu seasons too, and often especially on kids as they shed longer.
********* Not if you give them a good thorough weekly brushing and use a good quality conditioning shampoo. And add a raw egg to their kibble. Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 09:47 PM (m45I2) Posted by: notsothoreau at March 20, 2020 09:47 PM (JKNZq) 544
And notice how none of the cocksucking ex-presidents have offered to help, not even the "very Christian" little Bush creep.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:36 PM (EvZQi) Hillary chimed in. Something to the effect, "Trump sucks" sharrrt Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 20, 2020 09:47 PM (1g7ch) 545
Commodore's Log:
Star Date 20200320 Day 5 of the Pandemic I'm self isolating. Actually, that's not true. My wife is here too. There has already been accusations regarding hygiene. The stench has caused the house cats to go feral. I envy them. The liquor reserves are stable. So are the food reserves and the emergency rations of SlimJims and cheese sticks. I stole a SlimJim today. I feel bad. Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 20, 2020 09:48 PM (3H9h1) 546
JJ's link to the New Yorkers infesting the Hamptons is incredible. They're stripping the stores of food and goods the locals need. And they don't give a damn.
And the idiot NYC bitch who went up knowing she had the virus, and the other idiot who flew up on his private jet also knowing he was infected..... DIAF. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:48 PM (ptqGC) 547
Insom, let's hope the CV and pollen don't team up :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs) 548
It may or may not be true. The only reason it would be significant is that, IF true, then it means a lot more people have been exposed than is currently estimated, which would mean that the growth in new cases is going to peak quite soon. Again, IF.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2020 09:45 PM (V2Yro) True. My point was that I would that assertion with a whole shaker of salt. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 09:48 PM (rmY2H) 549
>>> Don't forget the _Babylon Bee_:
"Congress Assures Nation They're Working Tirelessly To Figure Out How To Take Advantage Of This Crisis" https://preview.tinyurl.com/vq46lv7 Posted by: gdgm+ at March They sometimes forget they're supposed to be satire, don't they. Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 09:48 PM (+FPkr) 550
JJ's link to the New Yorkers infesting the Hamptons is incredible. They're stripping the stores of food and goods the locals need. And they don't give a damn.
And the idiot NYC bitch who went up knowing she had the virus, and the other idiot who flew up on his private jet also knowing he was infected..... DIAF. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March you mean the story of unsourced rumors? Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:49 PM (HALdu) 551
Any claims that China is the sole source of masks that can be used to stop the spread of the Wuhan virus are incorrect.
Posted by: junior at March 20, 2020 09:34 PM (/sKj3) As reported at Breitbart: Most of the medical masks are made in China and even the ones made elsewhere have component parts made in China. Be as pedantic as you want. The Chinese government has declared masks and mask components a strategic resource and are (probably deliberately to cause disease and chaos) disrupting supply lines to the US. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2020 09:42 PM (nAiE/) This comes off as short tempered and bitchy. Sorry for the tone Junior but not the facts. This part of this whole situation where we are medically dependent on the country that spawned this virus makes me particularly angry. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2020 09:49 PM (nAiE/) 552
"528 So idiot question for anyone who knows or has a guess or wild supposition.
As a part of their treatment regime, China went seriously old-school by taking plasma from people who recovered and pumping it in to infected people. Did anything come of that? *Should* anything come of that?" Apparently the plasma transfusions did show promise, to the degree China can be believed, and it is being tested here and there are reports of some success. Obviously the Chinese didn't have to act humanely to conduct these tests, which ironically may redound to our benefit. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 09:49 PM (puu6v) 553
Decoupling.
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq) 554
If this crap affects my trip to ABQ to see my daughter, grandkids and great grandkids I'm gonna cut a bitch.. or something..
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 09:49 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: kristinezell at March 20, 2020 09:49 PM (NAbCm) 556
If I were at Babylon Bee, I'd file a story:
"God addresses Coronavirus: 'I warned you guys not to mess with me'" Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 09:50 PM (L2ZTs) 557
>We call it the Great Liberal Infestation, which began in 1970, but wasn't really apparent until later.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay didn't take CO long at all 2000: red state for Bush 2004: again for Bush, but going purple 2008: Blue for 0bama, and solidly again in '12 Posted by: DB- just DB. Get to da choppah! at March 20, 2020 09:50 PM (iTXRQ) 558
JJ's link to the New Yorkers infesting the Hamptons is incredible. They're stripping the stores of food and goods the locals need. And they don't give a damn. And the idiot NYC bitch who went up knowing she had the virus, and the other idiot who flew up on his private jet also knowing he was infected..... DIAF. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March you mean the story of unsourced rumors? Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:49 PM (HALdu) You mean the stories of people actually living there? Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:50 PM (ptqGC) 559
Not if you give them a good thorough weekly brushing and use a good quality conditioning shampoo. And add a raw egg to their kibble.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 09:47 PM (m45I2) Ha! BTW, do you think Event 201 is nothing? I find it strange that none of these people are being interviewed and that the timeliness of their "model" is not discussed at all. Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 09:50 PM (ONvIw) 560
They sometimes forget they're supposed to be satire, don't they.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 09:48 PM (+FPkr) +++++++++++++++++++ The Babylon Bee has long been America's true "paper of record." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 09:50 PM (49vFo) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 09:51 PM (L2ZTs) 562
Regarding pollen, there is a local full service car wash here that is unlimited for $30/month. I have to park uncovered outside. It is worth it.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2020 09:51 PM (PUmDY) 563
PA Turnpike to reopen all 17 closed service plazas to support truckers amid COVID-19 crisis
https://tinyurl.com/v6a9qok Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 09:51 PM (RU4sa) 564
Dr. Faucci is a big fan of Hillary Clinton's POWERING THROUGH a 2013 illness (not her 2016 "walking pneumonia"):
----------- Faucci is a fussy little bureaucrat. If a 100% cure were proven he would want to test it for a year or two before approving it. Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 20, 2020 09:52 PM (vEZXe) 565
Have a great night everyone.
We will hold that torch high, and come out stronger on the other side of the crisis. Done it before. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 09:53 PM (u82oZ) 566
> PA Turnpike to reopen all 17 closed service plazas to support truckers amid COVID-19 crisis
ah, sanity Posted by: DB- just DB. Get to da choppah! at March 20, 2020 09:53 PM (iTXRQ) 567
PA Turnpike to reopen all 17 closed service plazas to support truckers amid COVID-19 crisis
https://tinyurl.com/v6a9qok Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 09:51 PM (RU4sa) ++++++++++++++++ Only a government official would close highway way stations globally with no exceptions when a non-trivial amount of your *entire* national supply chain runs on trucks. If those trucks don't run, you don't eat. And if you want those trucks to run, you damn well better have a place for the truckers to stretch their legs and take a piss. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 09:53 PM (49vFo) 568
I have to assume that Nolan got unwelcome clueless notes from studio execs, that he added Catwoman and Robin to a more-believable universe. And that is why the movie is 2:45.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2020 09:53 PM (LxTcq) 569
Poll troll swings again and strikes out.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 09:54 PM (oVJmc) 570
563 good!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 09:54 PM (G546f) 571
Only a government official would close highway way
stations globally with no exceptions when a non-trivial amount of your *entire* national supply chain runs on trucks. If those trucks don't run, you don't eat. And if you want those trucks to run, you damn well better have a place for the truckers to stretch their legs and take a piss. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 09:53 PM (49vFo) A lot of these state officials are fucked in the head. Posted by: Clark Griswold at March 20, 2020 09:54 PM (ufFY8) 572
New ARG poll out
A good another ARG poll. ARG is a joke even among lefties as having the most inaccurate numbers out there. But you keep quoting it sunshine Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 09:54 PM (ekmlY) 573
workers thought so little of their American customers. The workers said
it showed decadence for people to waste their money on such crap. You have just described the entire inventory of the"Ahhs!" novelty chain stores in L A. Also run by racist to everybody brahmin caste diaper head punjabis. Posted by: getting the banned back toghther at March 20, 2020 09:54 PM (ox3HM) 574
Posted by: kristinezell
New poll out from Your Mom 63% say you're a homo 37% say you're a homo with full-blown AIDS Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2020 09:54 PM (SfYbS) 575
You mean the stories of people actually living there?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March hey, your standards are your standards. you have a story where they ingterviewed someone who heard something. nobody wrote stories about the girl or the guy in the jet. nobody wrote stories about the guys coming in and buying anything in the grocery store. rumor. it is the same as when the media does it to Trump and others. the chick making the wild claims was not named. Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:55 PM (HALdu) 576
My husband, who never yells over anything, actually yells at the TV when Fauci is on.
He came home from work today, poured himself a Chinese Virus killing gin and diet tonic, and watched videos of the press whores yelling at Trump. And then Fauci causes the market to plummet every time he opens his mouth. So tonight was fun, but I served him steak and baked potato, so that helped. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:55 PM (ptqGC) 577
In every other election year, it would be seen as the most shameless electioneering move ever, if the President asked to send a trillion dollars worth of checks out to the voters just before the elections.
And now look - the Democrats are all BEGGING Trump to do exactly that!!! These are the times of miracles and wonders, indeed. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2020 09:56 PM (V2Yro) 578
555 New ARG poll out
Trump's approval rating.... Approve 35% Disapprove 63% Posted by: kristinezell at March 20, 2020 09:49 PM (NAbCm) seems reasonable Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 09:56 PM (rpxSz) 579
No link for the poll. Just spouting it as if its fact. Doesn't even bother to say if its "adults" or likely registered voters.
That's the garbage the troll MooMoo/Lurking Lurker did all the fucking time. Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2020 09:56 PM (Z7lwY) 580
So tonight was fun, but I served him steak and baked potato, so that helped.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:55 PM (ptqGC) +++++++++++++ You're a good woman, Jane. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 09:57 PM (49vFo) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:57 PM (EvZQi) 582
BTW, do you think Event 201 is nothing?
***** Frankly that mention right there is the first I've heard of it. Sounds on a superficial read like the type of modeling workshops that are done at facilities around the country. It probably explains why they have the elaborate data tracking website that they do have. I don't tend to get lost in the weeds with epidemiology and computer modeling. So I don't know enough about it to voice an intelligent opinion. What's your take? Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 09:57 PM (m45I2) 583
hey, your standards are your standards. you have a story where they ingterviewed someone who heard something.
nobody wrote stories about the girl or the guy in the jet. nobody wrote stories about the guys coming in and buying anything in the grocery store. rumor. it is the same as when the media does it to Trump and others. the chick making the wild claims was not named. Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 09:55 PM (HALdu) JJ posted a link from the NY Post. I get that you think NYC is the center of the known universe, but maybe you should broaden your horizons. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:57 PM (ptqGC) 584
New ARG poll out
Trump's approval rating.... Approve 35% Disapprove 63% Posted by: kristinezell at March 20, 2020 09:49 PM (NAbCm) seems reasonable Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 09:56 PM (rpxSz) yes, yes, very. Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq) 585
>>> Faucci is a fussy little bureaucrat. If a 100% cure were proven he would want to test it for a year or two before approving it.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at I saw the video on twitter showing him laughing when Trump called the State Dep. the "deep state department". I didn't get the feeling he was laughing with Trump so much as laughing at him. I do not trust that guy. Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 09:59 PM (+FPkr) 586
JJ posted a link from the NY Post. I get that you think NYC is the center of the known universe, but maybe you should broaden your horizons. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 09:57 PM (ptqGC) They could start by visiting other sites for a few weeks. Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2020 09:59 PM (Z7lwY) 587
Faucci is a fussy little bureaucrat. If a 100% cure were proven he would want to test it for a year or two before approving it.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 20, 2020 09:52 PM (vEZXe) He agrees with Trump that he feels good about the medicine but wants to verify. We'll know by Wednesday. Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 09:59 PM (oUnSf) 588
what is event 201
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 10:00 PM (zr5Kq) 589
JJ posted a link from the NY Post. I get that you think NYC is the center of the known universe, but maybe you should broaden your horizons. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March yeah, no. it is no different than any other city. you seem to be good with some unnamed source saying insane things if it agrees with your bias. what was the chicks name? Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 10:00 PM (HALdu) 590
"More: Italian doctors now say they were seeing "strange" pneumonia cases in December, even November, before anyone even heard of coronavirus."
I can attest to this, though I don't know for crap. I live in Australia and we did a long tour of the states starting in Mid Dec. We flew out early mid Dec, landed in fiji for 5 or so hours, flew to LAX, then drove through the southern states, LA, to Orlando via road trip. My wife was barely mobile sick with fever in by time we got to west texas, she thinks she got it in vegas. I was sick by Louisiana, and then we were both miserable after we finished our road trip in chicago in early Jan. Both sick twice, both Unusually sick for us. I don't get sick. I've had a fever from illness maybe 3 times in my life, and wife gets sick, but it's just that she's soft like that. last month she said, "China's full of shit, maybe we got that shit in vegas." and we are wondering once people have chilled a bit to see if there is an ati-body test to see if we were sorta kinda early patient zeros. Posted by: Wickedpinto at March 20, 2020 10:00 PM (F6hlK) 591
Trumps support is 100% with me. And that's the only poll I give a shit about.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 10:00 PM (2ygtH) 592
lol get fucked
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 09:57 PM (EvZQi) IKR Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 10:00 PM (rpxSz) 593
>>> Faucci is a fussy little bureaucrat. If
a 100% cure were proven he would want to test it for a year or two before approving it. Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at I saw the video on twitter showing him laughing when Trump called the State Dep. the "deep state department". I didn't get the feeling he was laughing with Trump so much as laughing at him. I do not trust that guy. Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 09:59 PM (+FPkr) This. He's a Deep State weasel. PDT needs someone to tell him so. Every single time that ass gets in front of a microphone, the market nose-dives. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 10:00 PM (ptqGC) 594
Nood you'all.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 10:01 PM (Y4EXg) 595
not so. our own little brian stelter.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 10:01 PM (KP5rU) 596
They could start by visiting other sites for a few weeks.
Posted by: buzzion at March yeah, finding news stories to hate each other good. Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 10:01 PM (HALdu) 597
They could start by visiting other sites for a few weeks. Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2020 09:59 PM (Z7lwY) hey !! Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 10:02 PM (rpxSz) 598
not so. our own little brian stelter.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March It is a stupid story and using it to hate each other is stupid. Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 10:02 PM (HALdu) 599
Waiving or reducing rest requirement for truckers during all this would seem prudent.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 09:00 PM (+FPkr) Re-opening the rest areas, and putting extra staff on to keep them sanitized would make more sense. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2020 10:02 PM (miJU3) 600
JJ posted a link from the NY Post. I get that you
think NYC is the center of the known universe, but maybe you should broaden your horizons. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March yeah, no. it is no different than any other city. you seem to be good with some unnamed source saying insane things if it agrees with your bias. what was the chicks name? Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 10:00 PM (HALdu) Your fixing to step on your dick Bub. Just sayin. Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 20, 2020 10:02 PM (vEZXe) 601
Here you go, Poll Troll:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/386446.php If you were an actual reader here, you'd already know this. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 10:02 PM (oVJmc) 602
not so. our own little brian stelter. Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 10:01 PM (KP5rU) Wasn't this person once Yankee Fifth? Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 10:03 PM (ptqGC) 603
602: most likely.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 10:04 PM (KP5rU) 604
early patient zeros.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at March 20, 2020 10:00 PM (F6hlK) You ate the boudin, didn't you. Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 10:04 PM (oUnSf) Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 10:05 PM (rpxSz) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 10:05 PM (EGyGV) 607
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 10:03 PM (ptqGC)
give it up , sweet pea he aint worth it Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 10:05 PM (rpxSz) You're right. Love ya! Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 10:06 PM (ptqGC) 608
>>He has a tethered spinal cord. Doc is going to un-tether it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence Today was the last day for elective surgeries at my hospital. Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2020 10:08 PM (2cuLk) 609
Sorry folks but I just gotta vent... I started buying extra TP, wipes, and cleaning supplies about a couple of weeks before the SHTF. However, I guess I started too late and didn't buy enough. Now my husband is constantly criticizing me for not stocking up sooner and hounding me to buy all sorts of stuff online at exorbitant prices... and when I hesitate to do so (because I don't want to blow through our entire paycheck with two weeks to go before the next payday) he gets all pissed off and tells me that I'm a stupid bitch who's become impossible to live with. I'm trying really hard to remain calm through all this but it just seems like nothing I'm doing is right. Well, maybe I do deserve it for not prepping soon enough...
Posted by: Secret Square at March 20, 2020 10:21 PM (9WuX0) 610
......nothing I'm doing is right. Well, maybe I do deserve it for not prepping soon enough...
Posted by: Secret Square at March 20, 2020 10:21 PM (9WuX0) So sorry to hear. I have a good looking, kind, gainfully employed, single son if you are interested. Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 20, 2020 10:30 PM (vEZXe) 611
Just from talking with a neighbor, there was something odd going around here in northern DE in the late December - early January time period. I know in my own case it was common cold-like, but there was more coughing than normal for me and what was getting coughed up was more viscous than normal as well. It could easily have been something that we (my wife and I) caught from our two grandkids, too, as they both are with us for one day each every week. I think a broader span of testing, and at random, ought to be done. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2020 11:19 PM (pNxlR) 612
Sorry folks but I just gotta vent... I started
buying extra TP, wipes, and cleaning supplies about a couple of weeks before the SHTF. However, I guess I started too late and didn't buy enough. Now my husband is constantly criticizing me for not stocking up sooner and hounding me to buy all sorts of stuff online at exorbitant prices... and when I hesitate to do so (because I don't want to blow through our entire paycheck with two weeks to go before the next payday) he gets all pissed off and tells me that I'm a stupid bitch who's become impossible to live with. I'm trying really hard to remain calm through all this but it just seems like nothing I'm doing is right. Well, maybe I do deserve it for not prepping soon enough... Posted by: Secret Square at March 20, 2020 10:21 PM (9WuX0) That is abuse Secret Square. Take all you TP and supplies and go somewhere where you are not being abused. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2020 11:19 PM (nAiE/) 613
>> he gets all pissed off and tells me that I'm a stupid bitch who's
become impossible to live with Well, what the fuck was he doing the past few weeks? He's getting pissed off and scared and taking it out on you. He needs to calm the fuck down. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2020 11:45 PM (rCwaK) 614
About the virus being here since December:
My sister traveled from the west coast to visit my parents on the east coast around Dec 15, 5 days later she had what she thought was the Flu, high fever, dry cough and what not, it took her until almost Feb to get fully over it. 5 or so days after my sister starting feeling sick, and the day she came in contact with her. my mother got sick, symptoms weren't as bad, but she said she still had a dry cough into February. At the same time as my mother was sick so was her tenant and a cousin, both went to the doctor and were told they didn't have the Flu, but something with the same symptoms (which now happen to be the same symptoms as Wuhan Flu) All are now pretty convinced this is what they had (based on the fact the doctor ruled out common strains of the Flu for 2 people with it) Posted by: Rbastid at March 21, 2020 12:11 AM (lYGOd) 615
What's the ChiCom word for "Hydrogen Bomb"?
Posted by: JoshO at March 21, 2020 12:19 AM (Z9wz+) 616
"Wolf is the idiot that shut down the rest stop restrooms and said just use porta potties instead
he also shut down laundromats showing so much contempt for working stiff" ********** Because flush toilets, running water, and keeping things clean and sanitary are so unimportant right now. Posted by: Cosda at March 21, 2020 12:27 AM (gfEN8) Posted by: Miklos, hanging up the sock jersey at March 21, 2020 01:58 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2020 04:00 AM (Z/jzm) 619
The virus is just a big Dem hoax to make our Dear Leader Donald look bad
Ace why are you even promoting this hoax ?? Posted by: Kurt at March 21, 2020 09:08 AM (nmeGl) 620
Well, we're being overrun by NY and CT plates here. Not as bad as what was reported in the NY Post about the Hamptons, but getting there.
It's like Spring Break for a couple of my neighbors. They arrived the other day from NYC and their three kids followed, along with five or six of their friends. Surf all day and party all night. It's as if they think since they left the city they are safe. Meanwhile, they are only 15-20 miles away from the family that was devastated by the virus this week. Posted by: IrishEi at March 21, 2020 10:55 AM (sGotD) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0789 seconds. |
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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