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Media Continuing to Obsess Over Unnamed and Conveniently Anonymous "Person at the White House" Using Term "Kung Flu"
Look, fat: Shut the fuck up.
I’m not sure if it really happened or not. But I couldn’t possibly care less if it did. https://t.co/aZO3Ig2zpC
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) March 18, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 18, 2020 03:04 PM (T8HPM)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2020 03:04 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (T8HPM)
These fake news muthafuckas will pay for this.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (9DJLb)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: It begins... at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (a5D9R)
Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: klaftern at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (RuIsu)
https://tinyurl.com/tkd9lke
H/T to A dude in MI.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (JRaU+)
I'm down with banning reporters on any grounds whatsoever.
You misspelled "throwing in a woodchipper".
Posted by: pep at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (lYSEw)
And his HAIR was ORANGE.....
Little old lady got intubated late last nite.
Kung Flu of Tumpdom Again.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (9DJLb)
They ought to, but almost certainly will pay zero price.
Posted by: DocJ at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (DU2N9)
Just like any addictive drug, yesterdays dose doesn't cut it today, gotta have more.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (zlgJP)
"OK, next question. No, not you - you, there, Dr Goebbels. What did the DNC pay you to ask your silly question today?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (flINI)
Posted by: It begins... at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (a5D9R)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (T8HPM)
You're too kind. I have other things in mind for them.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (lYSEw)
Why "Chinese virus," racist? Why didn't you shit out 10,000 ventilators over Christmas, hater.
They can all DIAF.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (1CjJc)
And at the same time he should force the CDC to formally change the name to Wuhan Flu.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Colin at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (+ME2/)
9 commievirus cases in my county, 0 deaths. 1800 influenza cases, 54 deaths. Guess which seasonal virus shut down the county...
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (Ibwur)
Posted by: 27-year-old know nothing journalist at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2020 03:08 PM (wCx1p)
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 18, 2020 03:08 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2020 03:08 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Condor at March 18, 2020 03:08 PM (X7dk/)
No need to thank me, Mr. President.
Posted by: trev006 at March 18, 2020 03:08 PM (mSjr7)
New Hotness: Carry the DNC water with a side order of philly cheese steaks.
Posted by: Flyguy at March 18, 2020 03:08 PM (3sOO0)
"OK, next question. No, not you - you, there, Dr Goebbels. What did the DNC pay you to ask your silly question today?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing
More like "How much did the CCP pay you?"
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:08 PM (lYSEw)
Posted by: Picric at March 18, 2020 03:08 PM (YxCXF)
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:09 PM (Ibwur)
Keep talking about racism and names media! You oh so learned and elite gatekeepers, keep showing everyone what you really are!
Posted by: JebPilled at March 18, 2020 03:09 PM (QUqEV)
Our natural inclination during hard times is to come together and fight a common enemy. Yes its a movie but see: Independence Day. It speaks to something inside America that is still there.
The Left still want us fighting each other, by hook or by crook. If we unite under any common goal, it's kryptonite.
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 03:09 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2020 03:09 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: itsacookbook at March 18, 2020 03:09 PM (yPxXc)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2020 03:09 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: KungFlu at March 18, 2020 03:09 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 03:09 PM (eAZVt)
What's the upper limit of that? If I was president, I would talk for five minutes about how the Monroe Gazette was a garbage rag and not a real newspaper before calling on the Monroe Gazette. Every fucking day that we don't mention Walter Duranty is a missed opportunity.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 03:09 PM (PijNd)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM
Exuberance is not who we are!
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at March 18, 2020 03:10 PM (vxF12)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 03:10 PM (9DJLb)
No need to thank me, Mr. President.
Posted by: trev006 at March 18, 2020 03:08 PM (mSjr7)
That would be glorious.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 03:10 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2020 03:10 PM (wCx1p)
Posted by: Ted Nugent at March 18, 2020 03:10 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2020 03:10 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: UGAdawg
right- cuz if they don't report it, it didn't happen
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:11 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 03:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:11 PM (41rs/)
Even Trailblazer's depiction fat-shames her. Back to the drawing board...
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:11 PM (gHCnG)
Malls, restaurants, State store system, Valley Forge Casino all closed. Something is going on with the Pa Turnpike not taking money tolls only EZ Pass possibly. Penndot closing its interstate rest stops.
Kings Shooters Supply in KoP which yesterday I believe looked closed today seemed to be open but must have been only allowing x number of customers inside as 20 people were in line outside.
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2020 03:11 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2020 03:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 18, 2020 03:11 PM (lpwtp)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 18, 2020 03:11 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: WOPR at March 18, 2020 03:12 PM (130+O)
Posted by: pep at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (T6t7i)
Time to go rewatch Tucker and Dale vs. Evil.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 18, 2020 03:12 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: cornbred at March 18, 2020 03:12 PM (A751K)
Posted by: Caliban at March 18, 2020 03:12 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 18, 2020 03:12 PM (QZCjk)
then again I'm currently pretty sorry to live in ChesCo too
we're both fooked
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 03:12 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2020 03:12 PM (xPl2J)
come in my restaurant, stay over four owah!
SHE TRY TO PAY WITH PERSONAL CHECK!
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Because if we are going to destroy $16T in wealth and collapse 25-50% of small businesses while spending a trillion dollars to bail out the mega-corps, we need to at least get to 100 cold related deaths.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 05:45 AM
114 is last count as of a hour ago, and to your question
Sure seems like it.
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2020 03:13 PM (ZCEU2)
So they pick on Trump about he name of the Chicom Creeping Wheezers
Fundamentally unserious about it because they feel comfortable. And they are tipping their hand regarding the partisanship of their coverage. Meanwhile everyone else is on lockdown. Boy do these people stink on ice.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2020 03:13 PM (PBFEf)
Posted by: no good deed at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (JtRzJ)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (M+Lyo)
-
In fairness, my family has discussed doing this for fun. Cough a bit and you can probably have entire aisles all to yourselves.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (41rs/)
(the previous doesn't necessarily reflect the views of our sponsors, but it f*$king oughta)
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (8/NCO)
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:07 PM (Ibwur)
Same here, cities ordering total shutdowns when the entire county has 2 cases.
This mass hysteria is entirely indistinguishable from intentional economic sabotage.
Posted by: Sjg at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: josephistan at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (LWu6U)
Full scale war.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (+dsLj)
Malls, restaurants, State store system, Valley Forge Casino all
closed. Something is going on with the Pa Turnpike not taking money
tolls only EZ Pass possibly. Penndot closing its interstate rest stops.
Kings Shooters Supply in KoP which yesterday I believe looked closed
today seemed to be open but must have been only allowing x number of
customers inside as 20 people were in line outside.
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2020 03:11 PM (ZCEU2)
PA went EZPass and plate billing a little while back.
Ohio is asking people to use EZPass or the auto pays if possible. Rest areas still open but only for take out. They are far more spacious than the PA rest areas.
Posted by: WOPR at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (130+O)
Too much racing, not enough talking and background stories. You wouldn't like them.
Posted by: ESPN at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (gHCnG)
Because if we are going to destroy $16T in wealth
so what does that work out to so far, per dead guy?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (DB16e)
She gives me Bat Soup Fever
Posted by: Ted Nugent at March 18, 2020 03:10 PM (BDQo0)
...
This is awesome.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (yL25O)
I just think once it got out of control in-country, they decided to be cute and send a bunch of infected people out to spread the love
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (5fSr7)
....that makes less than 100k.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (LJes8)
China has declared war on us. They unleashed a virus whether intentional
or not, now they're looking to capitalize off it and have a full scale
propaganda campaign going that the media and Nevertrumper chamber of
commerce types are gleefully drawing from to misinform the public and
destroy the economy.
Full scale war.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 18, 2020 03:14 PM (+dsLj)
^THIS^
Posted by: WOPR at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (130+O)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Although the future is a little bit frightening
(Little bit frightening)
It's the book of your life that you're writing
(Life that you're writing)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jmel at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (OeWgo)
Billy Joel?
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (uM6CE)
Sure Jan.
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (LaluL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (gd9RK)
---
A drive-in testing location in Birmingham had to shut down because the mob caused a traffic jam that prevented people from getting to a nearby hospital.
And I'd bet 90% of those waiting had no indicators for the test.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (sWM8x)
This is awesome.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (yL25O)
I make a lung collapse with the strike of my virus.
They know they're gettin it from ME.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (IXZGh)
Because if we are going to destroy $16T in wealth
so what does that work out to so far, per dead guy?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (iTXRQ)
$160B
Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: josephistan at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (Izzlo)
Paul Sperry @paulsperry
24s
DEVELOPING: China pressured the World Health Organization to play down the seriousness of COVID-19 in January & WHO has praised China's response while steering blame from it. Why? China's WHO contributions have grown by 52% since 2014 to $86 mil &so has China's influence over WHO
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (Mvlef)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (43a/O)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (DY3v8)
Silly me.
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (LaluL)
Posted by: Condor at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (X7dk/)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (m/Gc2)
They have ESPN Classic that runs that stuff.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (IXZGh)
9 commievirus cases in my county, 0 deaths. 1800 influenza cases, 54 deaths. Guess which seasonal virus shut down the county...
Posted by: t-bird
The assumptions on deaths without quarantine are in fact very alarming. 2,200,000 deaths if we all took no functional precautions beyond hand washing.
Here's the Imperial College Wuhan report:
https://tinyurl.com/tcdy42y
It's pretty alarming that in some of their calculations, 50% of the elderly die. So, yeah, it does stand a good chance of swamping the flu deaths by one order of magnitude, times 4.
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (lYSEw)
Posted by: pookysgirl, calm thine you-know-whats at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (XKZwp)
Guess who still has to come in.....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (aKxkI)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (m/Gc2)
I will watch old school NHL fights all day long
Posted by: josephistan at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (QtuAl)
Posted by: There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: no good deed at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (ZCEU2)
October 24, 2009 Obama declares national emergency.
Lightning reflexes on the dude. Waits until 1k are dead, then decides it's a good crisis to take advantage of.
Meanwhile, can you count how many times CNN says "Wuhan" in this article while screaming xenophobia and travel restrictions are NOT the thing to do?
https://tinyurl.com/upfk6ak
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2020 03:12 PM (xPl2J)
They could loop a video of a couple slot track cars going round and round a track, and just run that all day. It'd still be better than what they're doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (yL25O)
I said General Flu's Chicken, the other day, so combine the two and we're WINNING.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (5IbVn)
*********
& the WH left him hanging
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (Mvlef)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (M+Lyo)
0 in my county. Hell, AUSTIN only has 4.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (QtuAl)
That can't be right. I personally know 3 people in Austin w/confirmed diagnosis.
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (LaluL)
or not
Imagine an American nuke on an American sub accidentally going off in Chinese territory and killing 100 Chinese.
Wonder what the response would be.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Jmel
that sucks
best wished to the boy
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: the dandy at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (h1Sto)
So? I mean, so what? People are fucking dying, and this is a real question someone thinks to ask?
Posted by: Wu-Flu! at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: We Tu Sik at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (qQVT6)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 18, 2020 03:18 PM (Uu+Jp)
He or she gets to kiss Tom Brokaw.
Posted by: Caliban at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (QE8X6)
It's a very legitimate question. As things stand, this was a Chinese-paid, media-induced panic to tank the American economy on behalf of their paymasters.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (5IbVn)
well I hope they don't leave him hanging.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (Kpl3J)
Next time, he should make the questioner say it at least a half dozen times.
Posted by: Gridlock at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (z/vX9)
When I'm out of ground beef I have it on sale for 10 cents a pound.
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (5IbVn)
------------
Well, I guess if that is what the experts and models are saying, then it must be true.
Never been wrong before.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (sX1BW)
Kung Flu was the official in charge of Thailand relations, David
Carradine.
Trump should tell the reporter " I will answer your question if you can snatch the pebble from my hand"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (41rs/)
Or dismissing her right out..
Although I liked how Trump had her repeat it several times.
Posted by: Blanco at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (HltPS)
"We are in the midst of a pandemic lockdown today because the Chinese Communist regime cared more about suppressing information than suppressing a virus. Doctors in Wuhan knew in December that the coronavirus was capable of human-to-human transmission because medical workers were getting sick. But as late as Jan. 15, the head of China's Center for Disease Control and Prevention declared on state television that "the risk of human-to-human transmission is low." On Jan. 18, weeks after President Xi Jinping had taken charge of the response, authorities allowed a Lunar New Year banquet to go forward in Wuhan where tens of thousands of families shared food -- and then let millions travel out of Wuhan, allowing the disease to spread across the world. It was not until Jan. 23 that the Chinese government enacted a quarantine in Wuhan.
If the regime had taken action as soon as human-to-human transmission was detected, it might have contained the virus and prevented a global pandemic. Instead, Chinese officials punished doctors for trying to warn the public and suppressed information that might have saved lives. According to the Times of London, Chinese doctors who had identified the pathogen in early December received a gag order from China's National Health Commission with instructions to stop tests, destroy samples and suppress the news."
There's more, but this is a CHINESE pandemic, started in China by the Chinese, and Trump should keep saying it loud and often. Fuck these media whores trying to cover for the criminally negligent CHINESE government!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (Mvlef)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (eAZVt)
Guess who still has to come in.....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (vg8iE)
Don't feel bad, I won't be working from home either. My job is almost 100% paper-driven. So I'll either have to keep coming in to collect the paper, or someone would have to scan everything and email it to me, and if someone has to be here to do that then they might as well just let me come in.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (E+OcO)
Kung Flu was the official in charge of Thailand relations, David
Carradine.
Trump should tell the reporter " I will answer your question if you can snatch the pebble from my hand"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (LJes
Or say 'He's busy in the closet right now. Lot of strange noises coming from in there. Wait... they've stopped.'*
*too soon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (XyVor)
--------------
It gets called off when the public decides enough is enough. Because for these authoritarian loving cultists out there, it will always be two weeks out. Just as climate destruction is always 10 years away.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
******
Sometimes my brain works like it used to
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (Mvlef)
I didn't think the NYSlimes admitted campaign to make EVERYTHING racist could ever go this far.
Silly me.
Posted by: LASue
Were the Chinese complicit in the 1619 Project?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)
I'm sorry, imp, but I can do math.
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (SENHs)
I don't use Google on my android based phone.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (IXZGh)
Well, yeah, BUT BECAUSE THE CHINESE EAT BATS!!!!
Is that supposed to excuse them?
(actually, more and more it appears to be an accidental leak from the lab. More and more it looks like they were playing with viruses to create bioweapons to kill livestock or people just in case they would need that against someone)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (LWu6U)
I want all Americans to understand: we are at war with an invisible enemy, but that enemy is no match for the spirit and resolve of the American people...
...It cannot overcome the dedication of our doctors, nurses, and scientists - and it cannot beat the LOVE, PATRIOTISM, and DETERMINATION of our citizens. Strong and United, WE WILL PREVAIL!
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (ZCEU2)
That said, how the hell can an entire nation shut down for two months because of this?
I'm really torn over the right response. It will kill the olds, dead. Like Raid. But the rest of us have to be able to live.
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (lYSEw)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (yL25O)
1) reporter asks a fucking stupid questions.
2) trump answers said fucking stupid question.
3) Reporter gets their press card pulled for being a fucking idiot.
4) The company who sent the reporter gets to send a replacement, but three strikes, and you're out. meaning you keep sending dumb asses to ask stupid questions, and you are no longer considered a news organization.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (/669Q)
It's pretty alarming that in some of their calculations, 50% of the elderly die. So, yeah, it does stand a good chance of swamping the flu deaths by one order of magnitude, times 4.
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:17 PM (lYSEw)
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So.... its like global warming then.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (nw6Hr)
In my model, 110% of the population dies. Oh no!
Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (cF8AT)
can it overcome sneering denial ?
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (zr5Kq)
https://www.imperial.ac.uk/media/ imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/ Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf
Posted by: It begins... at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (a5D9R)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (iTXRQ)
500 billion
Posted by: CNN at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (cEJU4)
I want all Americans to understand: we are at war with an invisible enemy
The Chinese are invisible?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: The Experts at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (DY3v8)
President Trump's team should broadcast Ms. Alcindor's broadcast (along with Ms. DesJardin and Ms. Woodruff) on the PBS NewsHour on the night that the Senate voted down the measure to bring witnesses into the President's impeachment trial.
After several weeks of impeachment giddiness, the three were visibly deflated and barely able to get through their propaganda.
Posted by: 11B40 at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (evgyj)
These people are compromised.
Who is paying them? Who is telling them what to say?
Remember when the ChiComs were running the White House under Billy Jeff? Charlie Trie, Johnny Chung, loads of cash...media silent, of course.
Something similar going on here? It took a little time for CNN to stop calling it the Chinese flu or whatever...why did they stop?
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (41rs/)
I want all Americans to understand: we are at war with an invisible enemy, but that enemy is no match for the spirit and resolve of the American people...
...It cannot overcome the dedication of our doctors, nurses, and scientists - and it cannot beat the LOVE, PATRIOTISM, and DETERMINATION of our citizens. Strong and United, WE WILL PREVAIL!
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (cF8AT)
He's, by far, one of the most positive and optimistic guys I've ever seen in my life.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (IXZGh)
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The true enemy is the leftist authoritarian anti-liberty God-less communist half of the country.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (ykYG2)
....that makes less than 100k.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (LJes
I got willowed on the last thread.
Why stop there? Why not 4 grand? Or 6? Hell, since it's all just worthless paper, who gives a damn how much gets handed out?
Send me the check, Mr President, so I can buy the first round at the MoMe!
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (r+sAi)
WAY too fucking many.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (IXZGh)
We all know that Wushu Flu just rolls off the tongue better.
Posted by: Sjg at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: x at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (IxrDK)
It gets called off when the public decides
enough is enough. Because for these authoritarian loving cultists out
there, it will always be two weeks out. Just as climate destruction is
always 10 years away.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 03:21 PM (sX1BW)
this. I would frequent any restaurant that said sorry "fuck you flu."
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (7ZMbn)
I don't get ESPN Classic, I didn't know it was still a thing.
I won't watch last year's Super Bowl or last week's XFL game, but I will watch every Ali fight you put up on the screen.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (lYSEw)
Excuse me while I go pick out my casket......
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (9DJLb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (iTXRQ)
And they won't be hidden for long. I can't wait!
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (Ry8mf)
"The Inscrutable Slanty-Eyed Ching Chong Fu Man-ACHOO Virus."
Posted by: zombie at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (C1Lsn)
....that makes less than 100k.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (LJes
Per individual or per household?
My wife is without work now and didn't make anywhere near 100k. Between the two of us, however......
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (IXZGh)
Billy Joel?
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 18, 2020 03:16 PM (uM6CE)
__________________________
Belgians in the Congo....
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (8/NCO)
Posted by: Gridlock at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (z/vX9)
no, the "reporter" is "Yamiche Abdul-Jabar." Katie Hyde is retweeting it. Katie Hyde is a tall slender blonde.
Posted by: Diabetus at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (/Kt3K)
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (Ry8mf)
...
They wanted to know what kind of WHITE you are.
For us pasty folk.
I actually answered "how the hell should I know."
I'll let you all know what happens when they call.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (yL25O)
__________
Ideally followed by saying "By the way, owing to the panic and hysteria you've created, I've just nationalized your entire industry and YOU'RE FIRED! Bwahahahaha ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- giving new meaning to March Madness and Cancel Culture at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (71Tzd)
I'm really torn over the right response. It will kill the olds, dead. Like Raid. But the rest of us have to be able to live.
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (lYSEw)
Excuse me while I go pick out my casket......
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (lwiT4)
I'll go with you and pick mine out, too. And my husband's while we're at it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (/669Q)
My mom has one hooked up in her room. She likes it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Here's a crazy notion: give it to people who were actually, financially impacted by the ChinaVirus.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (JRaU+)
Whaddya think?
Posted by: Gridlock at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (z/vX9)
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Im partial to "Kung Pao Sicken"
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (wCx1p)
All of the Super Smart Tweeters were appalled, but I've already ordered a thin with sausage and mushrooms.
Posted by: The Experts at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (3UF8d)
Posted by: Condor at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (X7dk/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (ykYG2)
...
Great minds, etc.
Let's bend all our wills to this, people.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (yL25O)
no, the "reporter" is "Yamiche Abdul-Jabar." Katie Hyde is retweeting it. Katie Hyde is a tall slender blonde.
Posted by: Diabetus at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
Are there any black women named Katie? I mean any?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (Uu+Jp)
Hi friends. Well today is our last day for dine in service. We will be open until 8pm this evening. We will offer full menu, carryout, curbside, and gift certificates. We are offering Quarts of meat sauce for $8.00 and Marinara for $6.00. We will do carry outs and curb service Friday and Saturday, 11.00am to 7:00pm. Then again on Tuesday trough Saturday. For gift certificates call xxx-xxx-xxxx
Damn I wish I lived closer...I'm be all over that sauce offer!
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (cF8AT)
Grupp! Grupp! Grupp!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (LJes8)
My wife is without work now and didn't make anywhere near 100k. Between the two of us, however......
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (IXZGh)
My understanding is that it's going to each adult.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (/669Q)
Never been wrong before.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 03:20 PM (sX1BW)
Yesterday, Dr. Reis? the blond epidemiologist on Trump's corona virus panel said( and was reiterated by Fauci later) that models do NOT take into account mediation factors being placed. In other words, they look at scenarios as if nothing is done to stop a virus spread. And they are data oriented as the input person wishes.
She said she loves models because it's one of her interests, but the public needs to understand they aren't real life.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (4ywJ2)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (lwiT4)
I'll go with you and pick mine out, too. And my husband's while we're at it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
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If half of us die.... the man bun wearing pajama boys are just gonna pile us all in a ditch and set us on fire.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (nw6Hr)
All the new commercials have Jake, from State Farm as a black dude. Even in the commercial with the chick taking the phone from her husband at 2 AM.......
Is THIS what we've come to?
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
I think once it's clear that we have avoided/it simply won't transpire/whatever the situation where there will not be overwhelmed ICUs, you'll see dismantling of the measures quickly begin.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: zombie at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (lwiT4)
Heidi is piecing together Amazon boxes for me now.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (cEJU4)
Because no one gives a shit. Srsly, is this the biggest issue before us today?
Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu.
Now what're you going to do?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
I'm sorry, imp, but I can do math.
Posted by: t-bird
lol, you made me double check, since not sure if it's a typo. 2018 was like 49,000 flu deaths in the US. Isnpt that one order of mag (500,000) times 4?
If I could math, I would have been a doctor.
My point isn't really whether the model is correct, ultimately, just that it is frightening our overlords, and so we are all stuck hanging around doing nothing. And the market is tanking below 19,000 (for half a second).
This response is as unsustainable as the worst case scenarios of the disease.
Is there even a happy medium?
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (lYSEw)
Alcindor's broadcast (along with Ms. DesJardin and Ms. Woodruff) on the
PBS NewsHour on the night that the Senate voted down the measure to
bring witnesses into the President's impeachment trial.
After several weeks of impeachment giddiness, the three were visibly deflated and barely able to get through their propaganda.
Posted by: 11B40 at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (evgyj)
Which reminds me, why are we still funding PBS?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (jK8Z7)
Huh, if you type 'Chinese flu', it suggests Chinese flute!
Ok, the algorithms are turned on right now, but it's very illuminating to see the differences.
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (1+J19)
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa bedded
Run run run run run runny nose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
You start a conversation, you cant even finish it
You're coughing a lot but not showing any fever
When I have something to say my face is shielded
Spray disinfectant once, why spray it again?
(I was originally going to go with cyto-killer for song title)
Posted by: Rex B at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (0BBKn)
yourselves? Here in Phoenix: traffic, shops n stores, just general
movement seems to indicate virtually everyone out and about. Those
"free" checks would get spent mighty quick
Posted by: Condor at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (X7dk/)
I've just been going out to the grocery store, and using handwipes like a maniac. Husband decided to work from home today. He's having cataract surgery at an outpatient center tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (ptqGC)
Same people that went after Nick Sandmann without care or caution, tried to have that kid murdered.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (lg/F7)
Everybody was kung-flu fighting
Those tests were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (3aI0K)
virus panel
Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (4ywJ2)
Is she hot?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (lwiT4)
Heidi is piecing together Amazon boxes for me now.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (7ZMbn)
I've got my eye on a series of Hefty bags.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
Because no one gives a shit. Srsly, is this the biggest issue before us today?
Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu.
Now what're you going to do?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
Someone fan me!! I'm going to faint.
Posted by: MSM at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (SENHs)
The Biological Weapons lab in Wuhan was working on corona virus.
And the never before seen virus, with gain of function in transmissibility human to human rivaling measles, was coincidentally ground zero in Wuhan.
Coincidence? I think not number one son.
Also, consider that in the beginning of the trade war, with US, the swine flu broke out amongst the Chinese pork herds. Coincidence - possibly not.
Are the US and China in the middle of a biological war and, if so, who fired the first shot?
Will this all get out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it? Well, it is already out of hand. The rest remains to be seen.
Posted by: Charlie Chan at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (IxrDK)
I am confident that somehow, they will find a way to disqualify me from this generous offer
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 03:29 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 18, 2020 03:29 PM (UNyae)
All the new commercials have Jake, from State Farm as a black dude. Even in the commercial with the chick taking the phone from her husband at 2 AM.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
I think it was around the time of the Super Bowl, but I'm not sure.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 03:29 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Condor at March 18, 2020 03:29 PM (X7dk/)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2020 03:29 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Emmie at March 18, 2020 03:29 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (LJes8)
This makes me happy.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (iTXRQ)
make sure to tell them you self-identify as a Black Woman.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (Kpl3J)
All the new commercials have Jake, from State Farm as a black dude. Even in the commercial with the chick taking the phone from her husband at 2 AM.......
Is THIS what we've come to?
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
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Hey... at least the couples are both still white.
I dont know when or why.... but all the couples anymore in commercials are biracial.
Not that I have anything against that... I really dont. But why ALL of them. Why is that thing being pushed.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (nw6Hr)
All the new commercials have Jake, from State Farm as a black dude. Even in the commercial with the chick taking the phone from her husband at 2 AM.......
Is THIS what we've come to?
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
Because everyone in the country is black. And/or homosexual.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (YqDXo)
I think "Ching Chong Flu" is probably more rayciss.
Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (nw6Hr)
Let's see....man bun pajama boys vs. well-armed D'oh Boy. Ain't happening in our house.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 18, 2020 03:29 PM (UNyae)
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Yes, that's exactly what I mean and exactly why I'm interested in it - thanks!
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (IxrDK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 18, 2020 03:29 PM (UNyae)
Duh, right. My mom has a ROKU hooked up in her room, and a Brit Box subscription. She likes the crime shows but also watches the classics like Fawlty Towers.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (Ez6QX)
Everybody was Kung Flu fighting......
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2020 03:29 PM (KNsKs)
Nice. Exquisite timing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (JKNZq)
For us pasty folk.
I actually answered "how the hell should I know."
I'll let you all know what happens when they call.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 03:25 PM (yL25O)
**********
I always answer "American" on those racial things.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (IxrDK)
I'd rather not give out the name right here. You can e-mail me @ moronettetami @ gmail.
You live in the area?
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: zombie at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 18, 2020 03:31 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (sWM8x)
The Biological Weapons lab in Wuhan was working on corona virus.
And the never before seen virus, with gain of function in transmissibility human to human rivaling measles, was coincidentally ground zero in Wuhan.
Coincidence? I think not number one son.
Also, consider that in the beginning of the trade war, with US, the swine flu broke out amongst the Chinese pork herds. Coincidence - possibly not.
Are the US and China in the middle of a biological war and, if so, who fired the first shot?
Will this all get out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it? Well, it is already out of hand. The rest remains to be seen.
Posted by: Charlie Chan
The Chinese also invited some US DoD representatives were to play a war game in Wuhan recently, IIRC
Posted by: Jean at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (2K8D+)
Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Dempsy at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (ykOP2)
___________________
I'm confident that the illegal aliens will find a way to scam the give-away so that millions of checks are sent to the same P.O. boxes, just like they do every year with the billions of dollars in "tax credits" that the IRS pays out to illegals.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (k4dH2)
Advertising 101
so you know the company is 'down with' that
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (iTXRQ)
My wife streams that, she is an anglophile though. She likes Brit Box better than Acorn, so we have BB. (but acorn has Foyle, which was one of the ones I liked, but I don't count)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: the dandy at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (h1Sto)
Do not fall for the "Oh Dana Bash" said something nice about Trump bs either.
Every word they say is dictated to them.
This is strategic. CNN, NBC whoever the other guy was, bs.
They don't want to look like the monsters they are during people dying and getting sick like this in mass numbers.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 18, 2020 03:06 PM (jK8Z7)
i especially like that he made her repeat it, AND asked exactly who it was that said it.
and she had NO idea...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (r+sAi)
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Thanks, Guy. I haven't looked into Acorn yet, but I will.
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (JRaU+)
======
Every homosexual is black, but every black is not homosexual.
Posted by: Marvel Comics at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (vg8iE)
function in transmissibility human to human rivaling measles, was
coincidentally ground zero in Wuhan.
Posted by: Charlie Chan at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (ZuGkg)
Uh...that's crap. Do you know what the R0 of measles is? Something like 10+
Nobody is suggesting that Sino Lung Rot is anywhere near that number.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (IxrDK)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (nw6Hr)
Or vice versa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: PENDULATING RICHARD at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (eqWxE)
Fuck them....and the horse they rode in on.
Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2020 03:32 PM (Y274z)
Woot!
Posted by: Foreign Legionaire at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (/669Q)
Yep, I have it and love it. Also have Acorn TV and PBS Masterpiece.
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (cF8AT)
All the new commercials have Jake, from State Farm as a black dude. Even in the commercial with the chick taking the phone from her husband at 2 AM.......
Is THIS what we've come to?
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
First commercial he appeared in he asks the original Jake if people ask what he's wearing.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (A/Jq8)
What of Jay Cutler?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (9DJLb)
Excuse me while I go pick out my casket......
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:24 PM (lwiT4)
Heidi is piecing together Amazon boxes for me now.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob
25% of the olds will die even in best-case scenario (assuming the paper is correct--big assumption). So, if you're an olds (and I'm getting up there, so it's not just demographic warfare here), which do you rather have?
Your entire financial foundation wiped out and you have what amounts to a 1 in 4 chance at living through, or keeping something to live off of if you survive (or pass along if not) with a 50-50 shot of kicking the bucket?
Setting aside the validity of the paper (since it is what our "betters" are working off of), what's the right policy?
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (lYSEw)
Baltimore Mayor Begs Residents To Stop Shooting Each Other So Hospital Beds Can Be Used For Coronavirus Patients
Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (UNyae)
BATVIRUS!!!
Oh come on, tell me that didn't pop right into YOUR head.
Posted by: MW at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: Colin at March 18, 2020 03:35 PM (+ME2/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 03:35 PM (o2MD2)
I just saw a furniture commercial where Kelly Clarkson buys a table for an interracial gay couple.
My biggest takeaway was boy that Kelly Clarkson sure is fat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:35 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCEU2)
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Regular flu kills 20,000 a year. Worst modern flu year was 2017. H2N3 was the variant. 80k died. 800,000 hospitalizations.
Scared everybody so bad it dint even get a racist name nor a single headline. And that was during Trumps presidency.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:35 PM (nw6Hr)
It's comical watching the sprinkles drip off her chin like coronavirus.
Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2020 03:35 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (cF8AT)
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Ah! Which do you like the best, or do you not have a favorite? Are there things that show up on more than one of those places?
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:35 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
Yes, because POCs are the only valid people now. They have a black guy doing the Tom Cruise dance from Risky Business.
Posted by: WOPR at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (P9jAc)
I want all Americans to understand: we are at war with an invisible enemy, but that enemy is no match for the spirit and resolve of the American people...
...It cannot overcome the dedication of our doctors, nurses, and scientists - and it cannot beat the LOVE, PATRIOTISM, and DETERMINATION of our citizens. Strong and United, WE WILL PREVAIL!
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (cF8AT)
He's, by far, one of the most positive and optimistic guys I've ever seen in my life.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:23 PM (IXZGh)
Good for him! If I had to deal with those idiot reporters day after day, I'd just give up.
He seems great at keeping his eye on the ball.
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (LaluL)
My biggest takeaway was boy that Kelly Clarkson sure is fat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:35 PM (gd9RK)
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What doesnt eat her first feeds her larger....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (JoUsr)
Too long. He should just pull a face, then say, "Has anyone got an INTELLIGENT question?" and call on someone else.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (YqDXo)
no offense, imp, but this number sounds ridiculous to me.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (YqDXo)
Ah yes. I forgot.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (IXZGh)
hahaha. The man bun wearing pajama boys are going to be too busy crying to their feminazi girlfriends to come help them to put anyone in a ditch and set them on fire. Plus... dragging bodies is icky and scary.
Now if you said "Angry, tattooed purple haired lesbians" I would not have disagreed.
Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 03:10 PM (9DJLb)
yeah, i'm still pretty sure He never diddled Hillary...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (8D42x)
__________________
Not Klobby. She's too white. That wouldn't be "diverse" enough a ticket to satisfy the soiboys.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 18, 2020 03:37 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 18, 2020 03:37 PM (QZCjk)
Mr President, why weren't you working on a cure for this virus form Day 1 of your administration?
*smiles smugly*
Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2020 03:37 PM (MxEKc)
I assume you mean of those over a certain age who actually catch the virus and become symptomatic/are diagnosed.
Posted by: Caliban at March 18, 2020 03:37 PM (QE8X6)
The Biological Weapons lab in Wuhan was working on corona virus.
And the never before seen virus, with gain of function in transmissibility human to human rivaling measles, was coincidentally ground zero in Wuhan.
Coincidence? I think not number one son.
Also, consider that in the beginning of the trade war, with US, the swine flu broke out amongst the Chinese pork herds. Coincidence - possibly not.
Are the US and China in the middle of a biological war and, if so, who fired the first shot?
Will this all get out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it? Well, it is already out of hand. The rest remains to be seen.
Posted by: Charlie Chan at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (ZuGkg)
OANN did a 30 minute special with four experts on China's govt, bioresearch labs. One was Gordon Chang. The special explained that bioweapon labs have an interest and all of them, including ours , have experimented with creating a way for virus' to become supervirulent. They had a term for it, which escapes me at the moment. The US govt. put a moratorium for a number of years on our labs conducting these kinds of experiments because of the risk of creating pandemics. We have currently lifted that moratorium, and OANN did not know if we are currently conducting such experiments, but of course, we do not know publicly if China has continued to experiment.
My educated guess is yes,, and this is an escaped virus. Or a deliberate one, set loose via the experimental animals sold to a meat market that many bioresearchers are claiming was the likely route.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2020 03:37 PM (4ywJ2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2020 03:37 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (zr5Kq)
These fake news muthafuckas will pay for this.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 03:05 PM (9DJLb)
I doubt this will happen in any meaningful way. They've been getting away with their bullshit, lies, and fearmongering since William Randolph Hearst.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (KP5rU)
First commercial he appeared in he asks the original Jake if people ask what he's wearing.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (A/Jq8
So, he then just stole Jake's identity and BECAME Jake?
WTF, State Farm?
Glad I dropped that shithole insurance company decades ago.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (JRaU+)
It has to be someone who will be functioning in four years because Joe won't.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (IxrDK)
Yeah, it's goooood eatin'. I miss the Hill Days of my youth...omg so much good food!
My dad grew up on The Hill.
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (UNyae)
I hear Estonian women are the best.
That's what you are talking about...right?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (eAZVt)
I helpfully reminded her that
ARKANCIDE HAS A HIGHER MORTALITY RATE THAN THE C***A CORONAVIRUS!
#Epsteindidntkillhimself
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/
1240361418542768128
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (G546f)
Down the memory hole
Posted by: brak at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Inogame at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
Is any black guy in America named Jake?
That's almost like Biff .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 03:39 PM (5IbVn)
Now if you said "Angry, tattooed purple haired lesbians" I would not have disagreed.
Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (ZCiJZ)
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Dammit.
Point taken.
You are right maam.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:39 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:39 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 03:39 PM (ONvIw)
IF a "journalist" has such thin skin then they have no business being in a media room. And the other women in the media room would be the first to tell her to grow some balls.
Posted by: Geek49203 at March 18, 2020 03:39 PM (KfZXO)
They're all winners. Use frequently, especially with family and friends. That Chinese asshole Xi hates to be mocked. Do it often.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 18, 2020 03:39 PM (uM6CE)
Every Old is going to die from this horrible super deadly, super
contagious virus that has been in the United States since November, but
so far it's just 100 or so because reasons.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:36 PM (41rs/)
Yeah but I get to go to the grocery store at 5 am with all my old peeps!
Posted by: Foreign Legionaire at March 18, 2020 03:39 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Colin at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (+ME2/)
Posted by: MJ at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (2ygtH)
@nathanielkoloc 11 minutes ago
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Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (cF8AT)
It has been 571 days since John Judas McCain died. He shows no signs yet of recovering.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (1CjJc)
_____________
They're all named Jake. Except for the ones who are named Bubba.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:35 PM (gd9RK)
When she got out of the American Idol contract, she said she didn't give a shit about what people thought or wanted her to do and she's going to live her life the way she wants to.
Good for her.
If backfat is her want? Fine. I don't care.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (ZCEU2)
no offense, imp, but this number sounds ridiculous to me.
Posted by: grammie winger
None taken, grammie. I didn't write the thing.
But that paper is in fact what is being used to define policy, including closing all the fucking bars in town.
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (lYSEw)
Down the memory hole"
Stalin's hell-tortured face smiles.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (bGY3H)
Because everyone in the country is black. And/or homosexual.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:30 PM (YqDXo)
You forgot everyone is in an interracial relationship and trannies are showing up more often.
Posted by: WOPR at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (P9jAc)
Posted by: MJ
Thank goodness he was castrated, bulls make terrible steaks.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (uM6CE)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (lg/F7)
Did coronavirus come from China?
Yes.
Did it expand globally because the Chinese govt covered it up for a month?
Yes.
Does China produce most of US medical supply chain?
Yes.
Is it wise to antagonize China in the middle of this crisis?
Are you fucking kidding me.
reply
James A. Gagliano @JamesAGagliano
Reductive argument award. Trophy
Call things what they are, unless you have underlying, partisan political considerations.
Referring to it as Wuhan or Chinese Coronavirus is accurate.
Arguing it piques PRC and their control of medical supplies plays right into Communists' hands.
the left really are the p-squad
they really do not even comprehend what they are writing anymore - they just write knee-jerk reactionary stuff without thinking it through
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Cutlerisoutofajob at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (RpxQf)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Now what're you going to do?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
I'm hearing that to the tune of "COPS."
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (2JVJo)
Because no one gives a shit. Srsly, is this the biggest issue before us today?
Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu.
Now what're you going to do?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
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Watchya gonna do?
Watchya gonna do when it comes for you?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (IXZGh)
NBC and MSM are blaring out how six members of one family in NJ came down with COVID-19, and now one of the them has died. I read the story and was interested in all the info that the reporters, in their OH NOES breathlessness left out.
Apparently the Fusco and Fusco-Jackson family knew a certain Mr. Brennan who was the "first" to supposedly catch COVID-19 in NJ and, because he was 69 and had diabetes and emphysema - succumbed very quickly. The head NJ Medical Dr in charge of COVID-19 says the poor man did not travel overseas - he just simply got it - who knows, right?
But the Fusco and Fusco-Jackson family were associated with him and recently, get this had a 19 person family reunion, so says, ahem, their Italian lawyer...but where did they have that reunion, you ask? No one is saying, and reporters seem uncurious of course, but I think more than likely in the home country - that is, in Italy. And, since poor Mr Brennan had not been out of the country - more than likely they gave it to him - at least that's where this trail leads.
The chief medical Dr in NJ had one more thing to add, by the way...the Fusco and Fusco-Jackson family did not get Coronavirus from community spread...meaning from someone else in NJ. Now you know the rest of the story...thanks NBC for really going the extra yard to tease this out. Your welcome.
Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (eAZVt)
From the time this came out in what? Late January? February? The conspiracy sites were filled with info about the lab at Wuhan. They were working on bats and coronavirus; they seem to be immune. And then... wow, a virus that supposedly originated in bats and is a coronavirus.
Plus... patient zero in china did NOT go to the wet market. Just for the record.
Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (ZCiJZ)
For those looking for work...
@nathanielkoloc 11 minutes ago
Folks, I am hiring at Formidable. Need someone meticulous to do
research to support exec searches (google + LinkedIn). $25/hr for 10-20
hours per week, indefinitely. No exp in recruiting needed, just need to
be smart + diligent: nsk@formidable.services
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (cF8AT)
excellent.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: brak at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (xfb67)
I know where the corocnavirus started.
Katie Hill was banging some Chinese businessman for a cool 50 bucks, guy took a bat defiled her abused genital area with it, and then she got sick.
Then she came back to the US a resumed her regular prostitution.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (lg/F7)
That would be awesome. Classic fights. The best there ever were or close to it. Ali-Frazier damn near killed each time they fought.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (eAZVt)
We're actually on our last two packs at the house. We're heading out camping tomorrow, so I'm hoping we have enough camper paper to last a few days.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:43 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (ZCiJZ)
He's probably not patient zero, just the first one we got info on.
Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 03:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:35 PM (gd9RK)
When she got out of the American Idol contract, she said she didn't give a shit about what people thought or wanted her to do and she's going to live her life the way she wants to.
Good for her.
If backfat is her want? Fine. I don't care.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (IXZGh)
She's still the best singer American Idol ever produced. Unfortunately she's one of those girls that would be described as having a great personality if someone was trying to set you up on a blind date.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 03:43 PM (5IbVn)
ESPN Classic is running a bunch of old Baseball and NBA games, so that's what they're bringing to the table.
Posted by: Sponge
Next: Puppet show!!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 03:43 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC
·
1h
I am blaming. I'm blaming China for producing it, covering it up, lying about it, then using American eunuchs crying "RACISM!" to help them avoid taking the blame for crashing the world economy.
I blame China for the China Virus because the China Virus came from China.
Quote Tweet
Duncan Gibbs @duncangibbs
· 1h
Replying to @JesseKellyDC
"Chinese Virus" is not accurate. It's made up in order to promote blame and suspicion. #VerifiedRacism
there is the word I'm looking for, "eunichs"
perfect
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 03:43 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Ratched, you go look at #209 and then come sit by me. Cab or Gin + Tonic?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Blago at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:39 PM (41rs/)
Can we raise taxes, too? That'll really help.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:38 PM (zr5Kq)
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MY theory is that the Chinese moved VERY aggressively to protect their production assets. Wuhan is factory central in China. They bulldozed neighborhoods, welded people in their homes, shot the the truly resistant.
WE interpreted that as HOLY SHIT THE CHINESE ARE TERRIFIED OF THIS VIRUS. They were terrified of losing production contracts. This isnt Ebola. The Chinese govet doesnt give two shits about its populace.
The fact that we're shooting ourselves in the nuts and tanking our economies doesnt bother the Chinese in the least.
The fact that afterwards Globalists and Democrats figured out they could use this as obedience training for the masses is an unolanned feature.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Gman at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (Xhndx)
Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 03:39 PM (ONvIw)
No. His research is light years away from this sort of thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (YqDXo)
We're heading out camping tomorrow, so I'm hoping we have enough camper
paper to last a few days.
Posted by: Sponge
You know all those mate less socks you have? I have a suggestion.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Yes, that would be cool. Classic fights from when boxing still mattered.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (xPl2J)
Sean Davis @seanmdav
·
1h
Replying to
@MSNBC
and
@RichardEngel
Chinese Bat Virus it is, then.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (vEIlU)
BREAKING: GOP primary challenger Bill Weld has ended his campaign for president.
Who?
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (lwiT4)
ESPN Classic is running a bunch of old Baseball and NBA games, so that's what they're bringing to the table.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:42 PM (IXZGh)
Doesn't ABC own the rights to the Battle of the Netwerk Stars. Maybe start running that on ESPN 19
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (PBFEf)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (wCx1p)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (vEIlU)
Ian Bremmer is a regular on Bloomberg, and he's supposedly an expert on international relations. I've been listening to him for a while on WBBR, and I don't remember a single time he's been right about anything. He's a consistent Trump-basher, and he's always taken the position that the Trade War should never have taken place and that's inevitable that China will become the dominant economic system in the world.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (iuFgi)
367 ESPN should replay some of the old Ali-Frazier boxfights. that would be worth watching
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Ratched, you go look at #209 and then come sit by me. Cab or Gin + Tonic?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (gd9RK)
Oh man....can I come!? i have a years supply of popcorn!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (cEJU4)
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If it's two ply you've got four packs left.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (41rs/)
great minds think alike. My dad taught me how to watch boxfights. I love the strategy and the poetry of it all. It's a dance.
irish please. gin gives me a migraine.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2020 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (WI7YS)
Won the first season of American Idol. Went on to a successful singing career.
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2020 03:47 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 03:43 PM (5IbVn)
Carrie Underwood would like a word with you......
But, Clarkson's married, popped out a kid or 2 and is living her life how she wants to.
I've no qualms with that. She's not yelling that I need to accept her, live her lifestyle or honor her in some way. Good for her.
Now, if SI starts putting her on the cover of the swimsuit issue, we're gonna have issues.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:47 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2020 03:47 PM (IxrDK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 03:47 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 03:47 PM (cEJU4)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 03:47 PM (5IbVn)
I assume you mean of those over a certain age who actually catch the virus and become symptomatic/are diagnosed.
Posted by: Caliban
Not exactly. They are predicting 2.2 mil deaths if nothing is done to limit contact between people, including keeping everything open. Most of those deaths come from a lack of critical care beds. Since only 5% of everyone younger than 50 would need critical care in the first place, that puts most of the infected over 50 at risk, with those over 70 at extreme risk of death absent critical care beds.
I believe they use an 80+% infection rate for all scenarios, since the WuFlu is so contagious.
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (lYSEw)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (s9Eo
Prayers for his health.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (lwiT4)
Oh, they so should! There's stuff on the interweb but it's about 26 dpi but it's Adrienne Barbeau next to Lynda Carter in sheer wet bathing suits.
We need HQ. We deserve HQ. It's a pandemic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:43 PM (IXZGh)
Camper paper? Oh, you mean leaves right?
Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 03:33 PM (CQ3Qb)
It's like living in a movie version of Plague Inc.
Posted by: It begins... at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (a5D9R)
Posted by: bongo strums at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 03:15 PM (j9HX3)
No doubt in hopes that some other country with a more advanced medical system finds a cure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (miJU3)
You know all those mate less socks you have? I have a suggestion.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (2ygtH)
I was able to score a thick pack of baby wipes the other day, so there's always that.
I'M NOT DEAD YET!
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2020 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)
I remember when the Classic Sports Network appeared on the cable station back in the 80s. Nothing but classic games and fights. It was awesome.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (iuFgi)
I started out calling it Kung flu. But I've switched to calling it the yellow death.
Posted by: Gman at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (Xhndx)
Shanghai Syphilis?
Xi Plague?
Come on, horde.
Be better.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (4ywJ2)
Michael Mann's hockey stick hardest hit
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (xmKbk)
Now what're you going to do?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
I'm hearing that to the tune of "COPS."
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 18, 2020 03:41 PM (2JVJo)
COUGHS?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (YqDXo)
Sending prayers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: It begins... at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (a5D9R)
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Stephen Kings "The Stand".
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (wCx1p)
I thought that it had something to do with American
Idol, She probably has many lifetimes of money and doesn't care what people think. Good for her!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (WI7YS)
Who?
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (cF8AT)
Hopefully his two voters are throwing their support for Trump...
Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (32YRo)
https://tinyurl.com/uc7z5k2
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (lwiT4)
Thank you
such a frightening time.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (s9Eo8)
Rottie mix with big paws leash training started was interesting as she wanted to just kill all the pine cones rather then walk. Will try to get her on the pet thread.
Posted by: Big V at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (XEC2p)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (WI7YS)
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Fen, she was an early (maybe the first?) winner of American Idol. She did a duet with Josh Groban a few years ago of "All I Ask of You" from Phantom of the Opera. It's lovely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWZfMWWvPU
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (/669Q)
Underwood's advantage is she looks good and is a good singer. Clarkson is just a great singer.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (8k7U7)
Tooo night we're gonna party like it's nineteen ninety nine.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Bosk at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (9m9TT)
He seems great at keeping his eye on the ball.
Posted by: LASue
If I had to deal with reporters, my eye would be on the baseball bat I was using to beat those idiots.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (0aeV0)
WE interpreted that as HOLY SHIT THE CHINESE ARE TERRIFIED OF THIS VIRUS. They were terrified of losing production contracts. This isnt Ebola. The Chinese govet doesnt give two shits about its populace.
The fact that we're shooting ourselves in the nuts and tanking our economies doesnt bother the Chinese in the least.
The fact that afterwards Globalists and Democrats figured out they could use this as obedience training for the masses is an unolanned feature.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (nw6Hr)
My theory is that if you and I know that Chicoms are f'in liars who lie, cover-up and cheat, then Trump sure does and our assets sure do. That is why there was no movement in January, February. I think data from Korea, Taiwan and Italy is what gave the real jolt. Korea did something, angel of death passed them by for the most part. Italy did not, and now they are short on caskets. Spain is starting to look concerning.
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: Colin at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (+ME2/)
Two things, here:
1.) How could the Pentagon let this happen? Shameful.
2.) How can the President address the shortages? Can his civilian task force step up? I don't know how these kinds of emergency appropriations work, but it needs taken care of immediately. It's not Trump's job to hurl cash at every Tom, Dick, and Harry in the US. But it is his job to hurl it at the Army.
If we are talking about stimulus payments to YD for no reason, while troops can't wipe their asses except for with a pinecone, we're DOING IT WRONG.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (v3NfP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2020 03:50 PM (v3NfP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 03:51 PM (WI7YS)
Thank you media whores but I know you are not capable of any shame and have zero ethics.
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2020 03:51 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 03:49 PM (s9Eo
Grandsons hold a special place in my heart.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:51 PM (lwiT4)
What do you do when you're stranded.....
And there ain't no roll....
To wipe yer hole????
Waalll, No problem if yer a moose dick. You just use yer hand, then congratulate a liberal on their wokeness. Then wash your hand.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 03:51 PM (o2MD2)
My little neighbor girls must think I am near death. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2020 03:51 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2020 03:51 PM (IxrDK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (41rs/)
If they put those on, people would see there is nobody in the stands and think it's live..less confusion that way.
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 18, 2020 03:52 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Blago at March 18, 2020 03:44 PM (sjTfF)
As far as I recall, the last time Trump tossed the bastard out, some Hawaiian judge said PDT had no right to do it and Acosta had to come back.
Why Trump just didn't go full Andrew Jackson and tell Acosta that the judge may have made the ruling, but he didn't give a fuck, I don't know.
Press Secretary Poppins would have had every one of the bastards escorted out at bayonet point on January 21, 2016.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 18, 2020 03:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 18, 2020 03:52 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (s9Eo
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Oh no - I'll pray for him. Hopefully it's just something run of the mill and easily and quickly cured.
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:52 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 03:52 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 03:52 PM (ONvIw)
She was a cutie, great voice, won the first American Idol. Got a career out of it, which is still going on.
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:52 PM (cfSLd)
Actually I think they literally did, just with delayed effects. As much as I'm an Ali fainboi I can't watch Ali-Frazier III.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:52 PM (gd9RK)
EPM's are going to do the same with PM's and APM's
Belt tightening and getting rid of dead wood is the order of the day.
This part of the multi-act production of The Aristocrats is going to suck balls, literally.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2020 03:52 PM (FVrDO)
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (lYSEw)
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Jeebus. Not even Bubonic Plague nor the Spanish Flu had infection rates that high.
You.have.lost.your.everloving.mind.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:53 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (41rs/)
Because they're trying to survive.
Silver lining time: it looks like the virus is kicking Hollywood, ESPN, academia, and liberals pushing high density housing all right in the balls.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:53 PM (YqDXo)
Trump invokes the Defense Production Act!
HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH
HALLE LU JAH!!!
Posted by: The DC Government Contractor Chorus at March 18, 2020 03:53 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
Is any black guy in America named Jake?
That's almost like Biff .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 03:39 PM (5IbVn)
I've mentioned this before, but when I was going to college in TX I had classes with three burly black Navy guys. Names: Hillary, Courtney, and Ashley.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 03:53 PM (Ez6QX)
Now what're you going to do?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
I'm hearing that to the tune of "COPS."
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing
What'cha gonna do, What'cha gonna do, What'cha gonna do when they cough on you?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (mndtc)
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (cEJU4)
My little neighbor girls must think I am near death. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2020 03:51 PM (Y4EXg)
I see serious gainzzzz in your future.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (wCx1p)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (IxrDK)
kicking Hollywood, ESPN, academia, and liberals pushing high density
housing all right in the balls.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:53 PM (YqDXo)
Pretty much all financed by China, yeah?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Condor at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (Fj4G0)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:48 PM (lYSEw)
According to WUWT, 80% *DON'T* get infected.
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2020/03/16/diamond-princess-mysteries/
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (oVJmc)
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Well to be fair those two weren't made in a Chinese Bioweapons Bat Lab.
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (cEJU4)
HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH
HALLE LU JAH!!!
Posted by: The DC Government Contractor Chorus
Then they remember there's no production in the US.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (mndtc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (SENHs)
Hilton is trading at around $54
Really get angry that news sites are doing their level best to panic the shit out of everyone.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 18, 2020 03:34 PM (UNyae)
ACORN is struggling with new content. They used to be king, they blew it. But Britbox has better backing it looks like...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (JRaU+)
Who wins.
.......annnnnd GO!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (nw6H
Tyson .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:22 PM (/669Q)
Yes and yes.
Posted by: HTL at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (3TKkF)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 03:46 PM (s9Eo
Oh my goodness, prayers up for him! How old is he?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (IxrDK)
I sometimes see Kelly Clarkson's daytime show on the TV's at lunch. I think she tears up every episode.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (xfb67)
Isn't she preggo? It's kind of baked into the cake.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (1CjJc)
Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it but they sure do it good
I hope they doin' it for free
They give me bat soup fever
Bat soup fever
Posted by: Dr. Ah Choo at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (2ygtH)
Jeebus. Not even Bubonic Plague nor the Spanish Flu had infection rates that high.
You.have.lost.your.everloving.mind.
Posted by: fixerupper
These are not my numbers or my speculation
The numbers are ALL from a scientific paper from the Imperial College on the Wuhan.
"In such scenarios, given an estimated R0 of 2.4, we predict 81% of the GB and US populations would be infected over the course of the epidemic."
Page 6 of 20
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (lYSEw)
And Holmes loved Ali. They were sparring partners. He was begging the ref to stop it.
Also, Holmes is a class act. We always read about the superstars who blow it all. He bought a $400 K house in his hometown of Easton PA (which is really nice by Easton standards) and still lives in it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (JRaU+)
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Fuck.
EXCELLENT POINT!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM (nw6Hr)
I can't believe I missed the kung flu fighting.
Posted by: Juicy Smollett at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)
17
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM (s9Eo8)
My little neighbor girls must think I am near death. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2020 03:51 PM (Y4EXg)
I see serious gainzzzz in your future.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (TdMsT)
...
No no, we meant China Virus. We coughed all over them and sealed the bag back up.
Posted by: seemingly sweet neighbor girls in the first act of the horror movie at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM (yL25O)
Mike Pence: We need the American people's help to fight coronavirus now
The American people have already pulled together in so many ways in response to this virus, just as 'always done during other challenging times.
Mike Pence Opinion contributor
https://tinyurl.com/v8ao62d
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM (SENHs)
Pro tip: lay off the bat tartare.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM (YqDXo)
But these clowns are so boring and inept and repetitive, not to mention bought and paid for, that there's simply no room for back and forth.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2020 03:35 PM (/669Q)
Sorry bluebell...I missed this.
Let's see off the top of my head...on BritBox I've watched: Vera, Midsomer Murders, Shetland, Inspector Morse, Endeavor, lots of British historical shows, Father Brown, Death in Paradise (meh), The Tudors, can't remember if Line of Duty was Britbox or not.
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM (cF8AT)
Hilton is trading at around $54
Really get angry that news sites are doing their level best to panic the shit out of everyone.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 03:55 PM
Sorry, that should've been Paris Hilton shares.
The copy editor responsible has been sacked.
Posted by: That site at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (YXBlM)
Looks like I'm going to be screwing off at home soon.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Juicy Smollett at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM (PtOP4)
I'd LIKE to say I was shocked that cuunt bitch was re-elected AG, but I'm not.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Dayum. How hard are you wiping the baby?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (mndtc)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (lwiT4)
It's on wiki, but a type of mobilization effort that reshuffles priorities and frees up resources to support them.
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: RonFWA at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (+lvE9)
Tyson always has the punchers chance.
But I don't like generational comparisons of athletes, training, nutrition etc is a huge advantage for moderns.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (r+sAi)
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Well... I predict this study gets memory holed once spring arrives and we wont see you posting again until November.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (nw6Hr)
Current job is having an "all hands" today. It's in the "hospitality" industry, so you can guess where I think it's heading. The joys of being last hired...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (SchxB)
You.have.lost.your.everloving.mind.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:53 PM (nw6Hr)
To be fair, our immune systems have all been compromised due to the loss of Net Neutrality. Those of us lucky enough to survive that extinction event cannot hope to resist.
Posted by: Sjg at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: CA Token at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (VA/fU)
Literally never been unemployed or took unemployment for 50 years.
I swear to G-d if I get laid off because of this bullshit, I am going fuck someone up.
Who?
I have no idea.
But someone is going to get it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (FVrDO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 03:59 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Juicy Smollett at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM (PtOP4)
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You gotta be fast as lightning.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 03:59 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:45 PM (YqDXo)
except where the nanotechnology interfaces with biology and medicine. I eagerly await more info on this POS, Wuhan (where he helped with a lab, while also working for the DoD and NIH) and the other person who was caught stealing biological materials.
Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 03:59 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: in Vung Tau, with the Aussies at March 18, 2020 03:59 PM (8KSPd)
Posted by: seemingly sweet neighbor girls in the first act of the horror movie
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I'll know they are serious if I spy them in the garage (they know the code) dividing up my tools.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2020 03:59 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Thanks runner
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:59 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 03:57 PM
G'wan, no.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2020 04:00 PM (DMUuz)
Liston was unstoppable, Foreman was unstoppable, Ali was smart and fast.
Depending on which Ali and which Tyson shows up it's an interesting fight.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 04:00 PM (gd9RK)
The Chinese govt. is so SENSITIVE to simple honest descriptions of their monkeyshines and failures. But in terms of how they speak and act toward others, they're about as as sensitive as a god damn toilet seat. They desire to impose on the world the same Bizzaro World restrictions they inflict on the denizens of their police state.
Praise China. Agree that 2 + 2 = 5.
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."
Lying spying thieving little communist shit weasels.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 18, 2020 04:00 PM (O0Z2L)
Ali - vs - Mike Tyson.
Who wins.
Mike. He would beat Ali's midsection so bad that it would only be a matter of time.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2020 04:00 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 04:00 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (SENHs)
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Yup... but only if Cus DaAmato is in his corner.
He loses to Ali if Cus aint there.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 04:00 PM (nw6Hr)
But I don't like generational comparisons of athletes, training, nutrition etc is a huge advantage for moderns.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (r+sAi)
I agree but you can compare styles and I just think Tyson was the best of that style and that was the style Ali had the most trouble.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 04:01 PM (5IbVn)
which restaurant Tami? I'm 2 miles away from the Hill, I'm in South Hampton area.
You want me to ship you out some sauce ?
Posted by: bongo strums at March 18, 2020 04:01 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 03:59 PM (ONvIw)
Yeah, but ... nanotechnology is pretty far removed from genetic engineering and virology.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 04:01 PM (YqDXo)
My own assumtion is that more or less everyone will get it, but that it will be a nothingburger for almost everyone.
It will be really bad for most of the rest who get it and get medical attention, and a quick death for a few of the serious cases and those who cannot get medical attention.
So, if that is the case, do we shut down the entire country and turn the economy back to the 1970s?
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 04:01 PM (lYSEw)
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (IXZGh)
I wish I had com up with Kung Flu.
#Hilarious
Posted by: We Tu Sik at March 18, 2020 03:19 PM (qQVT6)
I saw it here by some commenter. Can't recall what thread or the persons nic.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (DveAR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (SENHs)
If you search Chinese it brings up 'Chinese near me'
Huh, if you type 'Chinese flu', it suggests Chinese flute!
Ok, the algorithms are turned on right now, but it's very illuminating to see the differences.
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 03:28 PM (1+J19)
___________
I went to type in "huge" and up popped the autosuggestion "hug a Chinaman." /
Posted by: ShainS -- giving new meaning to March Madness and Cancel Culture at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (adDcL)
Lying spying thieving little communist shit weasels.
Who does the MSM idolize more: China or Islam?
Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (ZCiJZ)
He loses to Ali if Cus aint there.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 04:00 PM (nw6Hr
Cus was there to keep him training and hungry. Success ruined him.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (87EdW)
floated like a butterfly, stung like a bee.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Sjg at March 18, 2020 03:58 PM (gDSJf)
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This.
This is is how you do snark.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (nw6Hr)
Or am I mixing him up with the last one.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (CqE5x)
Above is a piece from a statistician at Stanford recommending that we don't have enough data to be enacting potentially economy wrecking policies. He discusses the cruise ship and how the projections don't match what happened and how many elderly dead in previous years showed some sort of respiratory infection at autopsy (47%).
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (0YqDe)
That's because it's spelled with a Y.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (gd9RK)
Without Cus, I think Ali could make a plan to beat Tyson. So, I would choose a truly prime Tyson.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: shibumi at March
guessing from the way the chicom use uighurs for spare parts, chicom.
Posted by: not so at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (HALdu)
https://tinyurl.com/qp85xo6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (cEJU4)
From now on when ever a Chinese mfm apologist starts babbling.
Their voices should be dub and out of sync.
Posted by: YIKES! at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (lwiT4)
It's a very powerful Federal law that allows the President to force industry to expand domestic production, requisition property, control consumer credit, and allocate resources. If used right we can onshore manufacturing outsourced to China and expropriate property held by China and Chinese citizens, in addition to overwhelming production priority being given to domestic medical supplies.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: Roy at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (5IbVn)
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Cus died.
Then King and that bitch Robin Givens ruined him.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Mongo at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (hrqrN)
Kung Flu, kung flu
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do
When Xi coughs on you?
#ChinaVirus
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/
1240367118870294528
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (0YqDe)
Irrelevant. Politically Trump HAS to take dramatic action.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: George Kaplan at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (v9DK0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (IXZGh)
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Underlying medical issues...or soy.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (CqE5x)
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Just got here. God, I love this place.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (oVJmc)
----
..... because thats a slippery slope
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (nw6Hr)
https://tinyurl.com/qp85xo6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (WI7YS
Martial law? Seriously?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (SENHs)
It would be an interesting "lesson in perspective" if one of our Professional Journalists might ask the local health department for the statistics from, say, the last four weeks, showing deaths attributed to influenza or pneumonia.
MEANWHILE, the local TV Nooz shows are all doing "COVID-19; COVID-19 !!!! The schools are closed, skiing is closed, restaurants are
closed, movie theaters are closed; stay home, telecommute, dammit don't go to the store. WHY ARE YOU DAMN FOOLS PANICKING? DON'T PANIC. See how we in the studio are keeping 6-foot distance between us? We're doing Best Practices. YOU should do Best Practices, too. Wash your hands, don't go out in crowds, ask your elderly neighbors if they need anything from the store. LOOK AT THE PANIC-BUYING -- the grocery stores have bare shelves! WHY ARE YOU DAMN FOOLS PANICKING? DON'T PANIC. Just go about your lives like normal, except for all the venues that are closed, and stay home and isolate yourselves. STOP THE PANIC you morons. We don't have time to keep telling you this, we're too busy crashing the economy and nodding sagely to each other about How The Rubes Need to Be Managed -- see how easily they go into panic-mode? Tsk."
Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (oBxwW)
Above is a piece from a statistician at Stanford recommending that we don't have enough data to be enacting potentially economy wrecking policies. He discusses the cruise ship and how the projections don't match what happened and how many elderly dead in previous years showed some sort of respiratory infection at autopsy (47%).
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater
In contrast to the cruise ships, we have Italy. Now, we all know the Italicans are filthy fucks, but dirtier than a cruise ship? That's hard to do.
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (lYSEw)
California considers martial law
But of course it does. There is fine line between being responsible and going full nazi it seems.
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Thanks - I did not know that.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (IXZGh)
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Underlying medical issues...or soy.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (RU4sa)
Are they ethnic Chinese?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 04:02 PM (IXZGh)
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Underlying medical issues...or soy.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (RU4sa)
Maybe vapers? They're in the right age group.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Condor at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (X7dk/)
Just got back from a trip to an auto wrecking yard in south Phoenix. Place was lightly busy, parking lot not full. Traffic was brisk, but moving well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (miJU3)
One of my SIL's works for a landscaping business. They have a lot of rich "exclusive" clients.
They are busy as usual with no plans shutting down.
Outside work. Rich people. No human contact.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (vEIlU)
Question: shouldn't all you infectious disease experts be working at the CDC instead of posting here?
Posted by: George Kaplan
Who says I'm not?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (RU4sa)
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Places 500 Quatlloos on chronic vaping
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (nw6Hr)
Until he wasn't. There was no Tyson after Buster Douglas, just as there was no Liston or Foreman after Ali.
Once you crack the invincibility it's cracked.
Also Don King is a fucking vampire.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: MH-53J at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (Lz+an)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (oVJmc)
ISWYDT
I think
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (5IbVn)
https://tinyurl.com/qp85xo6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (WI7YS)
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Prayers up for Hordlings in that AO.
Real status: shit
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: George Kaplan at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (v9DK0)
IKR? I'm learning so much about infectious disease from all the experts here.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (ykYG2)
(but baby there's COVID outside)
I've got to go away
(but baby there's COVID outside)
This evening has been
(been hoping that you'd drop in)
So very nice
(I'll hold your hands, my latex gloves are nice)
My mother will start to worry
(Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
My father will be pacing the floor
(I've got TP stacked from ceiling to floor)
So really I'd better scurry
(Beautiful please don't hurry)
But maybe just a half a drink more
(Put some Netflix on while I pour)
We must 'shelter in place'?
(Your eyes are like starlight now)
To break this spell
(I'll take you temperature - you look swell)
I ought to say 'no no no sir'
(Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
(What's the sense in hurtin' my pride)
I really can't stay
(Oh baby, don't hold out)
Baby there's COVID outside
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (5IbVn)
https://tinyurl.com/qp85xo6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (WI7YS)
Wait - I thought the military was bad?
Oh that was before. Now he can impose martial law, and round up the few remaining Republicans in California.
He thinks. But God forbid he do anything about the fulminant vagrant problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (YqDXo)
Tyson got punched in the mouth and changed his plans.
Posted by: Roy at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (kpKUH)
Posted by: Matthew Martin at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (AY/TT)
What does that mean? You're going to beat someone up or kill them? You probably shouldn't share that on here.
P.S. If you are-as somebody suggested-the former Poster "Kreplach" I enjoyed that handle name better. It had an Eastern European family food style flair to it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (nw6Hr)
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Yeah, popcorn lung would be a pretty serious underlying issue.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (lYSEw)
C'mon. Italy isn't as advanced as us, but I've been reading that there are HUGE communities of Chinese in Italy, something I didn't know until recently.
They Italians probably don't know what hit them.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (mndtc)
Posted by: George Kaplan at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (v9DK0)
I was only writing code though.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (ykYG2)
Chinese code?? ***gives the suspicious eyes***
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (YqDXo)
Yeah, I agree. It's Pascal's Wager. The freakouts that irritate me are at the state and local levels.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (0YqDe)
Hysteria I can find...data? Nope
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 03:54 PM (lwiT4)
It's a very powerful Federal law that allows the President to force industry to expand domestic production, requisition property, control consumer credit, and allocate resources. If used right we can onshore manufacturing outsourced to China and expropriate property held by China and Chinese citizens, in addition to overwhelming production priority being given to domestic medical supplies.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (n+0Aw)
The Media have made The Donald King! Self-fulfilling prophecy?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (kpKUH)
Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (kOpft)
But that's GOOD fascism!
/Lib
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 04:09 PM (oVJmc)
Bernie Sanders when @mkraju asked his timeframe for a decision: "I'm dealing with a fucking global crisis."
"Right now I'm trying to do my best to make sure that we don't have an economic meltdown and that people don't die. Is that enough for you to keep me busy for today?"
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 04:09 PM (cF8AT)
Hysteria I can find...data? Nope
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (OAlmw)
https://tinyurl.com/uwns6z5
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 04:09 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 04:09 PM (kpKUH)
Posted by: Condor at March 18, 2020 03:26 PM (X7dk/)
Just got back from a trip to an auto wrecking yard in south Phoenix. Place was lightly busy, parking lot not full. Traffic was brisk, but moving well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (miJU3)
Picked up #2 son from the airport the other day. SoCal freeways looked like they did 40 years, before the Great Liberal Infestation had taken place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 04:09 PM (YqDXo)
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Where in MO if I can ask??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 18, 2020 04:09 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2020 04:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (RU4sa)
It is CA. They poop in the streets there.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 04:09 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 18, 2020 04:07 PM (iuFgi)
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Bravo!
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 04:09 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: MH-53J at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (Lz+a
The line, "There were funky Chinamen/In funky Chinatown" always made me Lol
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2020 04:10 PM (CqE5x)
Now on to Smileys People starring Ghost Obi Wan Kenobi.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 18, 2020 04:10 PM (e1mEI)
Hysteria I can find...data? Nope
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (OAlmw)
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 04:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: George Kaplan
Sigh, I know, that gene sequencer ain't gonna run itself.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 04:10 PM (2ygtH)
So sick of this bullshit.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 04:10 PM (s9Eo8)
My company sells the bulbs, tubers and perennials. It's absolutely dead at work and we have a lot of landscaping customers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2020 04:10 PM (dUJdY)
He did. Twenty years later when he was fat and cuddly and the division was a joke.
There was no more oh I'm going to crap myself because Foreman just looked at me sideways.
Like, have you ever seen the Tyson-Spinks fight? Spinks is beat before he gets in the ring. The look on his face is just please limit the damage and let the check clear.
Tyson, Liston, and Foreman all had that and when they lost it they never got it back.
What Frazier had, and this is why I believe that he literally killed Ali in slow motion, is that he literally didn't care how hard or how often he got hit in the head.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 04:11 PM (gd9RK)
I say "ree-boy."
What say you?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (kpKUH
I hear it as "rey-AH-boy" in my head....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 04:11 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 04:11 PM (SENHs)
Question: shouldn't all you infectious disease experts be working at the CDC instead of posting here?
Posted by: George Kaplan at March 18, 2020 04:04 PM (v9DK0)
IKR? I'm learning so much about infectious disease from all the experts here.
Posted by: ghbucky
Who's an expert? Can't you read English, Kappy? The Imperial College paper is right there at the link, in plain English. And our "rulers" (because they are just ordering us around, now) are using that paper to justify shutting everything down. Or are you just interested in yourself shutting down people talking about things like other options besides closing the whole country's economy?
Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 04:11 PM (lYSEw)
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************
Harris b/c BJ's
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Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 04:12 PM (SENHs)
I used to like to go to work but they shut it down
I got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found
Yes and they say we're gonna have to pay what's owed
We're gonna have to reap from some seed that's been sowed
And the birds up on the wires and the telegraph poles
They can always fly away from this rain and this cold
You can hear them singing out their telegraph code
All the way down the telegraph road
You know I'd sooner forget but I remember those nights
When life was just a bet on a race between the lights
You had your head on my shoulder you had your hand in my hair
Now you act a little colder like you don't seem to care
But believe in me baby and I'll take you away
From out of this darkness and into the day
From these rivers of headlights these rivers of rain
From the anger that lives on the streets with these names
'Cos I've run every red light on memory lane
I've seen desperation explode into flames
And I don't want to see it again...
From all of these signs saying sorry but we're closed
All the way down the telegraph road
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 04:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: imp
Since they had a shitload of muslims crash their borders?
Yeah.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2020 04:13 PM (mndtc)
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Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 18, 2020 04:15 PM (C1Lsn)
Hysteria I can find...data? Nope
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2020 04:08 PM (OAlmw)
115. 4 days ago it was 50. Here's a link to a site that tracks the numbers worldwide: https://tinyurl.com/uvclzl9
Posted by: HTL at March 18, 2020 04:16 PM (3TKkF)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 04:16 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 04:17 PM (6FeV1)
https://tinyurl.com/qp85xo6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 04:03 PM (WI7YS
Martial law? Seriously?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 04:05 PM (SENHs)
I'd take martial law over marital law any day.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 18, 2020 04:18 PM (NWiLs)
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Posted by: Puddleglum at March 18, 2020 04:21 PM (8JgZK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 04:11 PM (6FeV1)
"ree-boy"
Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 04:22 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: PacosMojo at March 18, 2020 04:31 PM (TSp48)
IKR? I'm learning so much about infectious disease from all the experts here.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 18, 2020 04:06 PM (s9Eo
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Eh, I'm no Kris, but I can tell a shitty painting when I see one.
And this is not an important plague, except insofar as we've all made it one.
Sound and fury, signifying nothing.
I have three people I'm concerned about because of their advanced age, and they are all well-provisioned and alert to the dangers. They'll be fine.
This is all very stupid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2020 04:33 PM (v3NfP)
Posted by: Rich Fader at March 18, 2020 04:39 PM (uWz7/)
I have three people I'm concerned about because of their advanced age, and they are all well-provisioned and alert to the dangers. They'll be fine.
This is all very stupid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Even if it the risk is not stupid (overblown), shutting down the entire country by force of law and at pain of gunpoint is not the proper response, if the result is simply a reduction in deaths of those who will by nature's cruel inevitability die soon (5 years) anyway, no? Or yes?
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