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Former Democrat Candidate for Florida Governor Andrew Gillum Arrested in Meth Incident While Too Intoxicated To Speak
First broken by Candace Owens.
Apparently he was partying -- with methamphetamine -- with two other men in a hotel room. That's not a seedy beginning to a story or anything. One of the men had a heart attack -- I'm guessing all the speed might have been a contributing factor -- and they called EMS. Police also responded and found a room littered with meth. And they found Andrew Gillum, who was too f***ed up to speak. Though, in fairness, he's kind of like that generally. Here's one local report.According to the police report, officers who responded to the hotel tried to speak with Gillum but he was too inebriated. Fire Rescue personnel took Dyson to Mount Sinai Medical Center in stable condition. They returned to the hotel to check on Gillum, who authorities said was stable and whose vitals were now normal. According to the police report, officers found three small clear bags inside the hotel room containing suspected crystal meth. The suspected narcotics were impounded as evidence.Politico reporter Marc Caputo is spinning like a top for Gillum (naturally). Gillum says he was just drunk on alcohol and never takes speed. OK, whatever. You know what people do when they're so drunk they can barely talk somewhere where there's drugs littering the floor? That's right, they take the drugs. Representative Matt Gaetz says we should respect Andrew Gillum's privacy. Sort of.
@mattgaetz 17m Everyone should respect @AndrewGillum's privacy as he explains why he was one of three men in a hotel room w 3 bags of meth, too impaired to talk to first responders.
Everyone should respect @AndrewGillum’s privacy as he explains why he was one of three men in a hotel room w 3 bags of meth, too impaired to talk to first responders.
— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) March 13, 2020
I know what you’re all thinking - this is not very COVID-19 hygienic. #GillumSurge https://t.co/HVjBDNRlZA
Andrew Gillum is denying it pic.twitter.com/PywQCGv69p
— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) March 13, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 13, 2020 12:06 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 12:06 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Ace at 12:06 PM
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We need him to say that he's never inhaled meth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 13, 2020 12:07 PM (q80AH)
DAMN I read the content!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 12:07 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: hawkpilot at March 13, 2020 12:07 PM (/2J/T)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2020 12:07 PM (FTlwv)
Isn't this really the story of Joe Bivalve?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:07 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Mayor Rob Ford at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (wCmLp)
Cory Booker and Pete Buttplug must be beside themselves. No pun.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: in Vung Tau, with the Aussies at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (8KSPd)
Posted by: Stacey "Tank" Abrams at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (G3ifd)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (JVgnl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (zfvHs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: henry at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: hawkpilot at March 13, 2020 12:07 PM (/2J/T)
Dammit... You beat me by >
Posted by: Keith at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Ace at 12:06 PM
Ok, Whatever...
Whitney Houston.
Posted by: hawkpilot at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (/2J/T)
Posted by: Marion Gillium! at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Gollum at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (aKsyK)
He practically lives there.
MUH OPTICS
Gee I wonder if this panicky little neurotic scumbag bitch is going to try to spread further panic.
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (datdl)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 12:10 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: in Vung Tau, with the Aussies at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (8KSPd)
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Well, because Republicans are icky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 13, 2020 12:10 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
...........
Mayor Pete hosted Jimmy Kimmel's show last night, if you can believe it..
wife was watching it in bed.. good thing I am half deaf and couldn't hear much!
Posted by: Stacey at March 13, 2020 12:10 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:10 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2020 12:10 PM (vg8iE)
1) Did the bitch set him up?
2) Should he have come there?
3) Is she a goddamn bitch?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2020 12:10 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 13, 2020 12:10 PM (so+oy)
a) a black gay man, and this incident was caused because he was in the closet, because the USA is a racist/homophobic society.
b) nah, there is no B, just joking with you.
Posted by: scott_t at March 13, 2020 12:10 PM (atPbA)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 12:11 PM (P7iDO)
I thought they were supposed to have a male guest?
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 12:11 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2020 12:11 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:11 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 12:11 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 13, 2020 12:11 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (CUJzF)
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (IE6hp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (DuZls)
It's a tough call. Going to need some time to reflect and look at Kat Dennings pictures on the internet.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marion Barry at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (JgLEu)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 13, 2020 12:11 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Ultraman at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: WOPR at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (j6eCi)
Because markets *love* uncertainty.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (ZGrMX)
Instead, she's going to support a elderly man with mid-stage dementia, because that will really help the markets.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (ifmtJ)
Yes; I'd say Gillum and his buddies are definitely boobs, just not the mammary kind.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Pythons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (7juvc)
42 We should also be checking up on that drug usage of that health official in Ohio, who is claiming that 100,000 people are infected with the ChiCom virus in Ohio, none of whom apparently need hospitalization.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:11 PM (I2/tG)
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I take that as 99.9999% of those infected don't get sick.
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (IE6hp)
@SenBobCasey
Right now in America, it is easier to get an AR-15 than a test kit for COVID-19.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (cF8AT)
"Mr. Gillum left the hotel room and returned to his residence without incident."
So they let him walk.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: keena at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (RiTnx)
https://is.gd/rfAgI8
Posted by: WOPR at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (j6eCi)
Turn to page 5 in your playbook...yep, there it is.
Fucking China
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Pythons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC)
My anaconda don't want none unless you got meth, Hon!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: henry at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (JMDly)
Watch for this to become a DNC/MFM-pushed story.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2020 12:14 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Katie Hall at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (JgLEu)
Of all the nonsense and hysteria this week, this one was the first to legitimately piss me off.
This is the type of idiotic shit that will get people killed via panic. The fucking idiot that made that statement should be chased from public office in a hail of pitchforks and torches.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (ufFY8)
Meth overdose? Meth party? Meth orgy?
Nah, bro, just an incident, incidentally happened near some dudes doing a buttload of meth!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jmel at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (A6T5w)
He failed to be better.
Posted by: Axeman
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He was just living his best life.
Posted by: Katie Hall at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (JgLEu)
It's "his truth."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (e284m)
https://is.gd/rfAgI8
Posted by: WOPR at March 13, 2020 12:12 PM (j6eCi)
Eh, it could have been engineered by the Left here. Who knows.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Methhead Gillum! at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:11 PM (I2/tG)
She all but admitted she had no basis for that number. Just what she thinks it could be. I would have fired her on the spot
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (kw5n8)
GENEVA (AP) World Health Organization chief says Europe now the epicenter of the world's coronavirus pandemic.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (cF8AT)
The same inept propagandist that's saying that previously was known for an article claiming the US was responsible for Tiennamen Square. (If that's the case, why do the ChiComs ban any attempt to even mention that subject?)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (B7KlG)
"Mr. Gillum left the hotel room and returned to his residence without incident."
So they let him walk.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
He had to walk. He couldn't drive.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ha at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (AXS9h)
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Beach friends?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (JgLEu)
6 damn bitch set me up......Marion Barry
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
I knew that one wouldn't be available after the first 10 comments
Although given his state, it would probably more like "Bithhhh sehhh mu uuuuuhhhhh"
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (f9PL/)
Posted by: Jmel
Trump is from the future. He knew this was going to happen.
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (P7iDO)
*laughs in chinese*
Posted by: Winnie The Flu at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (datdl)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (RD7QR)
GENEVA (AP) World Health Organization chief says Europe now the epicenter of the world's coronavirus pandemic.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (cF8AT)
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Trump is such a dummy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Ghost of Chris Burrous at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (uM6CE)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (bDqIh)
Key word being 'buttload', I think
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (+fPHo)
Said just about every person caught with drugs.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
He was out the bathroom window.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (vcOmj)
"Mr. Gillum left the hotel room and returned to his residence without incident."
So they let him walk.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (G51Gf)
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We need a god damn star chamber in this country
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (IE6hp)
Where's that troll who said government health care would easily kick the ass of the Kung Flu?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)
Was he with the dude from Hollywood and Adam Schiff? I hear that guy likes his
meth + seriously overdosed dark meat
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (Vo68S)
Please, put down the tinfoil hat.
Posted by: WOPR at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (j6eCi)
Yeah, watching government officials deliberately trying to incite panic is so inspiring.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: pahound at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (LkZ1N)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (cF8AT)
LOL here we go.
This stuff happens every time to Trump. Move over Lou Gehrig, Trump is obviously the luckiest man alive.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (JgLEu)
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (7juvc)
Gay guys on Speed. I bet that Hotel Room was completely redecorated.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (wbPZp)
Fabuloooouuus!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (Orx/W)
Soup!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (
*looks around nervously*
Posted by: The Chinese bats at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (TQ/zJ)
If not twice as many.
Shut up, this is my fantasy now. You get your own.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (e284m)
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2020 12:17 PM (IE6hp)
We need the Goddamn Punisher.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (UnA8+)
This is bullshit.
The law doesn't apply to the left.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
1) Did the bitch set him up?
2) Should he have come there?
3) Is she a goddamn bitch?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2020 12:10 PM (wCmLp)
4) Are they who we think they are?
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (RD7QR)
Because markets *love* uncertainty.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 12:13 PM (ZGrMX)
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You can be honest about cluelessness.
Aren't conspiracy theorists defined by what they honestly believe--but just isn't so?
Here's the thing: what have you been right about in the past 3 years?
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (DuZls)
Andrew Gillum is denying it:
Statement from Gillum:
https://tinyurl.com/sbnrzyz
Sure Jan....
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, they've never been a fan.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (DuZls)
"Out of an abundance of
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:15 PM (Vo68S)
Please, put down the tinfoil hat.
Posted by: WOPR at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (j6eCi)
Take a quick straw poll and see how many people here agree with my statement as written. Think you'll be surprised.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
These days, the sex of the hooker, singular, may vary.
Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2020 12:20 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (TQ/zJ)
Not shitting on him. My Toronto buds said he was actually a great mayor.
I'm just saying, his decisions in his home life were not a blueprint for high governmental positions.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (cF8AT)
LOL here we go.
This stuff happens every time to Trump. Move over Lou Gehrig, Trump is obviously the luckiest man alive.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:18 PM (Vo68S)
That's the "golden" part of "golden-scalp weasel."
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:21 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:21 PM (vEIlU)
Meth is pretty close to that. Maybe like three times to get solidly addicted, and once you're hooked, it's a real bitch to get off of it. Why take the chance?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2020 12:21 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:21 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2020 12:21 PM (X/Pw5)
Stop shitting on Rob Ford. He was the best mayor Toronto has had in my lifetime.
Posted by: andycanuck
I wish there were more Rob Fords and less trudeaus.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 13, 2020 12:21 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2020 12:21 PM (9Om/r)
Meth is pretty close to that. Maybe like three times to get solidly addicted, and once you're hooked, it's a real bitch to get off of it. Why take the chance?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2020 12:21 PM (9t0Zz)
I did not know that.
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:22 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Italy had 12,000 cases a couple of days ago, 15,000 now.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:21 PM (bCLt0)
++++++++++
If that's the case, then we need to invert the meme.
Be worse, horde.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:22 PM (hYcqw)
Soup!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
*looks around nervously*
Posted by: The Chinese bats
I think you mean "listens around nervously".
Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2020 12:22 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 12:22 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (vPKfA)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:16 PM (cF8AT)
yep
People cut off China, but then almost every case was tracked back to Europe. An occasional Iran link, but mostly Europe.
Sux to be them.
Slam shut the southern border.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (vEIlU)
Andrew Gillum is denying it:
Statement from Gillum:
https://tinyurl.com/sbnrzyz
Sure Jan....
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:19 PM (cF8AT)
Lol. He "wants to be clear" that he wasn't doing meth. And he's going to be spending the next few weeks with his family.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (Vo68S)
What's the upside?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (koNhm)
Gotta say that the reputation of tweakers is that, when high on meth, they'll screw anything that moves. So--three guys in a hotel room--lots of meth? Sounds like ex Mayor Gillum was on the down low. Maybe he, Corey Booker and Mayor Pete can "get together" on spring break in Florida next year.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (NvbIF)
he found Dyson and Gillum inside the hotel room, appearing to be under
the influence of an unknown substance.
The Power of Love!
Posted by: Huey Lewis at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (ufFY8)
I honestly believe you're a WaPo whoring idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)
Also, meth rapidly destroys your brain. You can be addicted to heroin for years, and if you don't OD or acquire a blood-borne disease, you can be in decent shape once you kick it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (Vo68S)
Is that an event or a political movement?
Wait! It's both!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:24 PM (pS94+)
Oh look, I got an email from my internet provider on the wuhan flu.
Oh look, I got an email from my apartment manager on the wuhan flu.
Oh look, I got an email from Playstation on the wuhan flu. ???
Oh look, I got an email from my supermarket on the wuhan flu.
Oh look, I got an email from the chiropractor on the wuhan flu.
Seriously, calm the fuck down and grow the fuck up you bedwetting pussyfaggot assholes.
P.S. I'm calling it the Wuhan Flu now instead of the coronavirus because the media can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Joining The Mafia to fight Against Wuhan Virus at March 13, 2020 12:24 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (vEIlU)
And the northern border.
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:24 PM (7juvc)
Inquiring minds, well, honestly, I don't want to know.
But since innuendo and asking leading accusatory questions is a favorite Democrat pastime, I can play too.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:24 PM (e284m)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (Xvo1a)
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FOUND IT - Science Ninja Team Gatchaman. Apparently I got to watch some weird shit as a kid.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 13, 2020 12:24 PM (Xvo1a)
Lesson: Stop giving your email address to people.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:24 PM (Vo68S)
Reconnecting with his faith.
Would appreciate privacy.
Endorses Biden.
Be better.
Racists.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:24 PM (7juvc)
We don't need the sick canucks jamming up our ERs
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (ONvIw)
Also, meth rapidly destroys your brain. You can be addicted to heroin for years, and if you don't OD or acquire a blood-borne disease, you can be in decent shape once you kick it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (I2/tG)
And your teeth.
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (TQ/zJ)
I honestly believe you're a WaPo whoring idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (Boy/L)
I honestly think if Jen Rubin tried to make her living as a whore she would die of starvation after giving her sole customer a disease that even the CDC had never seen before.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (RD7QR)
P.S. I'm calling it the Wuhan Flu now instead of the coronavirus because the media can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Joining The Mafia to fight Against Wuhan Virus at March 13, 2020 12:24 PM (+dsLj)
You're late to the party, but welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (vEIlU)
++++++++++++
And ports of entry for air travel, I suspect. Not shut, but funneled.
When something like this happens, it strikes me that reducing ports of entry makes sense. Like maybe Logan, JFK, New Orleans, Dallas, Denver, Chicago, LA, Seattle. Close the rest, ramp up staff at the remaining ones and improve consistency in choking off leaks and being able to deliver things like equipment, training and processes to fewer endpoints.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (hYcqw)
Lemme guess the upcoming headlines:
Hug a Englishman.
Hug a Frenchman.
Hug a Scandi.
Hug an Italian.
Hug a Scott.
Hug all of the Irish.
Hug a German....
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
This video is a very good depiction of my personal response to the Coronavirus.
I always see a sleigh dashing across the Snow when I hear this one! Actually, this video is a very good depiction of my personal response to the Coronavirus.
https://tinyurl.com/t5tkgqy
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (Kpl3J)
My white privilege made me assume he was blanco.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (xPl2J)
Yeah, watching government officials deliberately trying to incite panic is so inspiring.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Apparently, Dr. Amy Acton, stood there and said that she thinks that at least 1% of the state population is already carrrying the virus.
With a population of 11.7 million, that would mean at least one hundred thousand people are infected.
Could be true, but was really kind of a stupid and irresponsible thing to say. And standing right next to her was our governor, Mike DeWine. And a follow up tweet from him indicates he agrees. He's her boss, so unlikely she gets fired over this. (facepalm)
All in all, it was just dumb and panicky, trying to sound like they are "ahead of the curve".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (vcOmj)
I honestly believe you're a WaPo whoring idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (Boy/L)
They are just yelling shit now. We do it better here, like when we shout out fish or bird names. Much more sensible.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (bCLt0)
Gay guys on Speed. I bet that Hotel Room was completely redecorated.
We're gay guys on speed
Mom and dad moved to Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope.
Posted by: The Tubes at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (PtOP4)
I honestly believe that there is no problem, no news, that doesn't lead you to think: this means we must get Trump out of office.
When did most of DC transform into Golum, feverishly obsessed with their precious: oust Trump!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (bDqIh)
compliments of the Chinese returning to Europe after their holiday in China. I wonder if they have tried to identify the vector, victor?
Wee Tu Sik.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (Cus5s)
The amount of meth wasn't down, it just wasn't being produced in the US anymore. Just another case of the govt. killing American jobs.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (Orx/W)
Oh that's right, never.
I'll shut up now.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (koNhm)
He was doing some focused Polling!
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (wbPZp)
Snort!!!
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (7juvc)
Most of the Canadian cases can be traced back to Iran.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Cory Booker and Pete Buttplug must be beside themselves. No pun.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (pS94+)
Because they weren't invited to the party...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (Boy/L)
Dammit, I really need to start being way more racist if I'm going to be a racist.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (KUaJL)
That's the beauty part of this entire situation - yes, actually Trump IS doing all of these things - and he's doing it because all of his Enemies DEMANDED that he do it!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (e284m)
And yet people click there and report what she says.
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (7juvc)
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523 Voltron, panther like robots that combined into giant,ass kicking,sword wielding robot
--
There was another neat one that had a spaceship for the head where the pointy wings looked like horns. Maybe a giant samurai robot?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 11:57 AM (2ApLc)
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Either the internet or my memory is failing on this one. No way it existed only in N Florida in the 70's. I think the guy in the 5 outfit was kind of large, was like the mechanic and there may have been an animal involved somewhere. No I haven't started drinking yet.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 13, 2020 12:09 PM (Xvo1a)
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Are you thinking of Voltron Vehicle Force? That one seems to have pointy horns.
The other thing I was thinking of was Shogun Warriors, though that one doesn't have the "assemble into a giant robot" feature. I had one of the toys. It could fire a missiles out of its chest, and launch its fist.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (CAJOC)
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And I honestly believe that if the media got behind Trump, the markets would also rebound.
So you're move, Rubin, do you want to help the economy or what?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: MHK at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (iQIUe)
P.S. I'm calling it the Wuhan Flu now instead of the coronavirus because the media can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Joining The Mafia to fight Against Wuhan Virus at March 13, 2020 12:24 PM (+dsLj)
You're late to the party, but welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
Wuhan Flu, Thanks a Lot Julie Newmar! Ah nevermind, too obscure.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: The Ghost of Walter White at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (bCLt0)
We took Ace's admonition "Be better" to heart.
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (7juvc)
Meth is one of those drugs I don't get. It is highly addictive, people
on it behave like lunatics, and it destroys your looks fairly quickly.
What's the upside?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
It removes useless politicians from being a threat to be elected to anything ever again.
* Washington DC politician Marion Barry does not count.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (dNzKv)
Somebody tell this to AOC and then set up a camera in her apartment.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (gmo/4)
In fact, most of the people I've been around won't shut up once they get to that point.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (Orx/W)
Some don't. They just have their asshole blue governor threatening to put everyone on quarantine.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
Then I remember when Obama wasn't responsible for anything because America is "ungovernable" and also "unprecedented obstruction".
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (Vo68S)
It also destroys your teeth. I knew an ex-tweaker in his 30s who had a full set of dentures.
Unfortunately, he didn't stay an ex-tweaker long.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (9t0Zz)
2) You'll settle for being the shadow Governor in waiting
3) You get getting caught in a methamphetamine fueled gay fuckfest.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (VNfwt)
I honestly believe you're a WaPo whoring idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (Boy/L)
+++++++++++++
I get the Trump hate, but I don't get this. I mean, just logically, and for two big reasons:
1) Markets hate surprises and the president resigning - whoever he is - would cause more market panic.
2) Pence is running the Wuhan virus response for the country, and doing very well. If Trump resigns, Pence is president and then those activities will have to transfer to someone else. Even if that person is competent and awesome, there's still a transfer of information/responsibility problem.
She is stupider than I thought. And I thought she was pretty stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (koNhm)
And preparing to question Mike Flynn about the incident.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Squid_Hunt at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (S5OQe)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (Boy/L)
"Clothed" is such a slippery concept.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (gmo/4)
Yeah. Drunks usually can't keep their damned mouths shut.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (bCLt0)
* Washington DC politician Marion Barry does not count.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (qZdIZ)
Marion Barry's drug of choice was crack, IIRC.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (bCLt0)
Priscilla, the Queen of the Desert, gets it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (Kpl3J)
What's the upside?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (ppBhU)
Energy. You can go all night like lumberjack.
Meth is an upper.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (ifmtJ)
Why aren't the Leftists blaming Trudeau?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (I2/tG)
Just got a note from my boss (in NOVA...I work P/T from my mancave/den near Seattle) and he is reporting the first "probable" case of the Boomer Remover.
Glad he zero'd out the travel budget awhile back.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (Kpl3J)
I know, right?
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: tommylotto at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (dYinJ)
* Washington DC politician Marion Barry does not count.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (qZdIZ)
Marion Barry's drug of choice was crack, IIRC.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Crack is whack.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (yX09K)
This meth incident is the first time I've seen him mentioned since he lost the election.
THIS sack of zh&t came within decimal dust of beating DeSantis & being the governor of Florida.
Posted by: mnw at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (gmo/4)
What about coke
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2020 12:21 PM (9Om/r)
Especially since, according to the link, the room was booked at about 4 PM, for the express purpose of having a party.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: tubal
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: The Parrot keeper at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM (JgLEu)
Jennifer Rubin: I honestly think if Trump resigned the markets would rebound
Actually, she's right. Because if Trump resigned, the MFM and the rest of the commie cocksuckers would stop stirring up panic and sabotaging the economy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (bCLt0)
Priscilla, the Queen of the Desert, gets it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (Kpl3J)
I just want to get Julie Newmar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 12:25 PM (xPl2J)
One of those it made sense in my mind before I said it
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM (/6GbT)
The other thing I was thinking of was Shogun Warriors, though that one doesn't have the "assemble into a giant robot" feature. I had one of the toys. It could fire a missiles out of its chest, and launch its fist.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2020 12:27 PM (CAJOC)
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No it was some version of Gatchaman / Science Ninja Team Gatchaman. Thought I was going nuts.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM (Xvo1a)
Well, looking at 78-year-old Joe Biden, you can see Ezekiel's point.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM (I2/tG)
Mom and dad moved to Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope.
Now that's funny. White Punks On Dope was running through my head as I read this thread.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM (f9PL/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (L0EBd)
Bath-Salt Gorilla Cavalry---Battlefield Promotion!
It is with great honor that I pin the chevrons of leadership on the comatose breast of Corporal Andrew Gillum!
HUZZAH! HUZZAH!
(Sabres are deployed, champagne is uncorked, crack is smoked)
HUZZAH, I SAY! HUZZAH!
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (yvnmY)
to the extent the globalists like Soros would make such a deal with the Devil (if they could), she may be right. And to the extent it is DeepState/oligarchs/MSM trying to hurt Trump ... they would suddenly scream BUY BUY BUY.
But it would be a move toward the New World Order, government control of markets on behalf of the oligarchs ... so no, we have to fix this thing by putting the people back in charge ... Americanism.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mel Tillis at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (z79tQ)
2) You'll settle for being the shadow Governor in waiting
3) You get getting caught in a methamphetamine fueled gay fuckfest.
...
LOL
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (PbpT7)
_____________
Yeah, he could have been having his gay drug/sex parties in the governor's mansion, like a proper Democrat.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
Don Lemon, is that you?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (n13/j)
I honestly think that if you threw yourself from the top of the NBC Studios, the markets would rebound.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (mpXpK)
*************
Its creating a feedback loop, the smart people (e.g. Trump supporters) wouldnt give a fuck but knowing the stupid shits are emptying shelves, they have to go out and grab shit to stock up as well until this manic shrieking lunacy is over.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Running Out of Toiler Paper at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (+dsLj)
What's the upside?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2020 12:23 PM (ppBhU)
Energy. You can go all night like lumberjack.
Meth is an upper.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Slinging wood.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (yX09K)
Everyone should respect @AndrewGillum's privacy as he explains why he was one of three men in a hotel room w 3 bags of meth, too impaired to talk to first responders.
I know what you're all thinking - this is not very COVID-19 hygienic.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (cF8AT)
So very racist-y. Obviously.
Posted by: San Franpyscho at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (4BMGG)
Posted by: Mark1971 a
also lol
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 12:32 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March
meh, the thing is that they are scared because they are retards that were not ready in case they had an emergency. it is not any different than the retards that reside in hurricane targets that do not have emergency stores or have generators.
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:32 PM (HALdu)
Everyone should respect @AndrewGillum's privacy as he explains why he was one of three men in a hotel room w 3 bags of meth, too impaired to talk to first responders.
I know what you're all thinking - this is not very COVID-19 hygienic.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++++
Damn, Matt. Awesome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:32 PM (hYcqw)
Just got a note from my boss (in NOVA...I work P/T from my mancave/den near Seattle) and he is reporting the first "probable" case of the Boomer Remover.
Glad he zero'd out the travel budget awhile back.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:29 PM (axyOa)
Boomer Remover.
heh
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:32 PM (7juvc)
No One Is Stopping Rahm's Rotten Brother (who was also an architect for obamadeathcare) From Logan Running Himself NOW.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 13, 2020 12:32 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)
ftfy
Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2020 12:32 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 13, 2020 12:32 PM (f9PL/)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (e284m)
You need four more guys, a pack of cards, some poker chips, and some beer to be legitimate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (Cus5s)
Best part of that airplane movie with John Goodman and Denzel Washington. Denzel was a coke head pilot that flew messed up but saved a ton of people when the flight was going down.
I think it was called...hmmm...can't remember.
Posted by: MJ at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (yvnmY)
Posted by: tubal
PARAKEET!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM
I'd trade a brick of 22LR for Julie Newmar.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (axyOa)
And roll the theme music.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (yHmEB)
It sounds like one of those things started by the hacker knows as 4 Chan.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (PbpT7)
KILL THE MILLENIALS!!
AAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!11!!!
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!11!!
Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
Don Lemon, is that you?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Vo68S)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: tubal
PARAKEET!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM
WOODPECKER!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: steve at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (TTy55)
He's 60 - he still has fifteen years.
Bets that he won't be offing himself in 2035?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (I2/tG)
People who don't use meth don't party with those that do openly like that.
Posted by: Blago at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (Cus5s)
Plot twist: They were male hookers
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM
WOODPECKER!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (axyOa)
++++++++++++++
MOTHERFUCKINGHAMSTERFUCKER
h/t Nurse
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 13, 2020 12:32 PM (f9PL/)
It was crack, no kids, and that was a long time ago.
Posted by: the mayor at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (n13/j)
Gov Cuomo will probably say wait a minute. We in the state government know more about it than you do. Our "experts" will find it and no need to private labs to look for anything. Beside we are suing Trump, since he doesn't know shit like I know.
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (neifc)
@mattgaetz 17m
Everyone should respect @AndrewGillum's privacy as he explains why
he was one of three men in a hotel room w 3 bags of meth, too impaired
to talk to first responders.
I know what you're all thinking - this is not very COVID-19 hygienic.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (cF8AT)
Slicing like a hammer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (Cus5s)
Plot twist: They were male hookers
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (Vo68S)
I hate this remake of Lethal Weapon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (ifmtJ)
I just want to get Julie Newmar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM
I'd trade a brick of 22LR for Julie Newmar.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (axyOa)
I'll give you 1000 rounds of 7.62x51 for the time machine you two have.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (e284m)
three baggies filled with meth...
what a numerical coincidence!
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (PbpT7)
It was three-handed poker ace. Be better. BE BETTER.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (RD7QR)
How's Gillum's federal criminal case coming, or is that over?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (I2/tG)
no...
China
France
UK (PM's wife)
Australia
Iran
Many, the cruise ships
etc
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM
WOODPECKER!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (axyOa)
++++++++++++++
MOTHERFUCKINGHAMSTERFUCKER
h/t Nurse
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (hYcqw)
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Though I believe the preferred spelling is HAMPSTER
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2020 12:36 PM (CAJOC)
277 I just want to get Julie Newmar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM
I'd trade a brick of 22LR for Julie Newmar.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (axyOa)
I saw her in some old Bond movie, and resolved to do some further research. I was Not disappointed.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:36 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:26 PM (I2/tG)
no...
China
France
UK (PM's wife)
Australia
Iran
Many, the cruise ships
etc
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (vEIlU)
Austria
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 12:36 PM (vEIlU)
277
I just want to get Julie Newmar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM
you should be ashamed! Have you already given up on Brennah Black?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:36 PM (e284m)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 12:36 PM (d7Ww2)
What a way to find out your husband/father is down low.
I have known tweekers and meth and booze go together like 3 men in a hotel and a buttsex.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 12:36 PM (LWu6U)
Everyone should respect @AndrewGillum's privacy as he explains why he was one of three men in a hotel room w 3 bags of meth, too impaired to talk to first responders.
I know what you're all thinking - this is not very COVID-19 hygienic.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (cF8AT)
Jeez. He really did say that.
Harsh.
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (7juvc)
If you are running whores never get them into met, ruins them and nobody
is going to pay for some 20 year old without toofs. It is going to be
more expensive but coke is better for $. Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (HALdu)
Zod is not paying you to babble about your tradecraft.
(Scowls, adjusts cravat, washes hands)
Resume your sordid vice-peddling.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (yvnmY)
Ezekiel Emanuel is a typical leftist imam: Issuing a Fatwa or an Edict for Other People to follow.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)
I honestly think that if you threw yourself from the top of the NBC Studios, the markets would rebound.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)
It'd be fun to see if SHE would rebound a couple of times after that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (RD7QR)
It was the man with Three Arms! One was grafted on from Michelle Fields!
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (UnA8+)
three baggies filled with meth...
what a numerical coincidence!
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 12:34 PM (PbpT7
I was told there would be no meth, errrrrr... math. Be better ace.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Diogenes
BAM BAM
BAMABAMABAMABAMABAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 12:36 PM
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TAPTAPTAPTAPTAP...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:38 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2020 12:36 PM (CAJOC)
++++++++++++
:: slinks off in shame ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:38 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2020 12:38 PM (B7KlG)
277
I just want to get Julie Newmar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:30 PM
you should be ashamed! Have you already given up on Brennah Black?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:36 PM (e284m)
Never!
Brennah Black is this generation's Bo Derek.
But folks were making 'To Wong Fu' references above and....FUCK but Julie Newmar was hot. Even up into the 80's.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:38 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Real Governor Andrew "Tweaker" Gillum at March 13, 2020 12:38 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (Cus5s)
Plot twist: They were male hookers
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (Vo68S)
I hate this remake of Lethal Weapon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (ifmtJ)
The way to know if hookers were there would be to see if everybody's wallets were missing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (QE8X6)
The amount of meth wasn't down, it just wasn't being produced in the US anymore. Just another case of the govt. killing American jobs.
I know Mexico built big labs in part because the more chemically pure your meth is, the better it sells.
However, I'm pretty sure a ton of meth is still being produced in the US, specifically in rural America. Small towns are being absolutely hammered.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (pw+jk)
Gaetz swoops in for the KILL!
"one of three men in a hotel room w 3 bags of meth, too impaired to talk to first responders"
Yowch! That is going to sting. Assuming Giliam had shame and assuming he would read Gaetz's tweet. Twitter is a worse and more addictive poison than meth.
Hope he sees your tweet, Matt.
Seriously, it's a funny burn and a good insult, as well as a sideways call for some real and well-deserved scrutiny on this affair. But it will be lost in the Twitter void in no time, along with #Coronapocalypse, which has a shit-ton of funny posts
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (SFOr6)
There was a tweet earlier in the week that while kung flu was present at the conference, no one else seemed to have caught the bug as of 9 days later. Is that still the case?
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (kOpft)
Partying? Or Sausage Partying?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (HaL55)
meh, the thing is that they are scared because they are retards that were not ready in case they had an emergency. it is not any different than the retards that reside in hurricane targets that do not have emergency stores or have generators.
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:32 PM (HALdu)
Kinda, but hurricanes destroy infrastructure. Wohoo flu wont stop water from coming out of the tap.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (pw+jk)
What?
That's a fucking resume enhancer for the left.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Running Out of Toiler Paper at March 13, 2020 12:40 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: MSM at March 13, 2020 12:40 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: RM at March 13, 2020 12:40 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 12:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 12:37 PM (KNsKs
And all it's going to do is make Trump stronger. He will own the economic rebound. He will own the overall good U.S. response to the crisis. He will have a new narrative about border security.
There is a pattern. It's the Wile E. Coyote pattern. They set an elaborate trap that looks incredibly deadly and dangerous. They get caught in their own trap. And Trump just says "meep meep motherfuckers".
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:40 PM (Vo68S)
Oh, and I'm 26 again.
Hell, Julie Newmar too, as long as it's a fantasy (oh, it is, definitely is)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:40 PM (cF8AT)
Cap'n Kristol hardest hit
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Bond, James Bond at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (H8QX8)
Partying? Or Sausage Partying?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (XVuno)
Game of "hide the salami".
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March
I agree with that but the hurricanes are anticipated whereas the wuhanwhatever was not.
either way, idiots
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM (JtRzJ)
Posted by: San Franpyscho at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM (4BMGG)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM (Fh8zY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Rotisserie!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Go Buttfuck.
Got any 7's?
Blow me......
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM (ppBhU)
Wait a minute, 3 men? Has anybody made a "lucky Pierre" reference yet?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (87EdW)
Yes.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM (e284m)
Posted by: steevy
trump has canceled rallies,dems now cancelling primaries, seems the catastrophic goal has been achieved.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (NAbCm)
Probably Bernie's, since Gillum was one of the star Justice Democrats candidates in 2018.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (SFOr6)
-Andrew Gillum during the election
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (Vo68S)
That absolutely was NOT the first thing I thought of when I saw "Partying with meth and 2 other men". Bwahahahaha.
Okay, let's check the Democratic Excuse book...
Chapter 4 "So You..." and we go to the "Got Caught In A Hotel Room With:"
Choose Crystal Meth and Alcohol under the paraphernalia heading, then Men under the very long and detailed "Humans" section, N/A for animals and Appliances/Tools section. Hmmm, "Video Recorded?" would also be a no (at least for now).
Yup, he hit all the points. "wedding celebration" (not at all gay), too much to drink (absolved of all responsibility) and definitely not taking any of the drugs scattered about. Thank the poor bastards that had to see this and definitely aren't being paid for their silence. Hmmm, I don't see anything about asking for privacy, but it was a nice ad lib.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Gillum at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: Ed Buck at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (SFOr6)
She'd just hide it in her twat.
Ain't nobody gonna look there.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
You know Tank Abrams wouldn't get caught with meth.
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (SFOr6)
Or in a room with two guys.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (e284m)
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (SFOr6)
Sure, she has so many places to hide it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM
Just got notified that the Irish Kings concert tour to the Northwest has been cancelled.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (axyOa)
2) You'll settle for being the shadow Governor in waiting
3) You get getting caught in a methamphetamine fueled gay fuckfest.
...
LOL
Posted by: ace
Holy buckets! TODAY I AM a MORON!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2020 12:33 PM (Cus5s)
Plot twist: They were male hookers
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (Vo68S)
I hate this remake of Lethal Weapon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:35 PM (ifmtJ)
The way to know if hookers were there would be to see if everybody's wallets were missing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)
...
Imagine if the only way to slightly save your reputation after a meth fueled hotel orgy is to somehow prove there were female hookers involved so that people don't assume it was a gay orgy.
Plot twist: no one will believe you now anyway.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (yL25O)
Your musings about Trump resigning are just wet dreams, dear.
He's not a resigning kind of guy! You & your fellow illuminati will have to beat him the old fashioned way.
Molon lobe, sweetie.
Posted by: mnw at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: imp at March
In fairness, who is going to search through her folds of flab to find the meth?
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: tubal
Not obscure at all.
J.J. "Morning Report" Sefton has been calling it the Too Wong Flu for a while now.
Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2020 12:45 PM (P1f+c)
He really IS a Democrat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 12:45 PM (eqpxU)
What does that mean? I wonder.
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-51866403
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:45 PM (7juvc)
Or, is he? Joe is a very understanding guy.
Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at March 13, 2020 12:45 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:42 PM (axyOa)
------------------------------------
That might make sex difficult...
Posted by: Pedantic Mathematician at March 13, 2020 12:45 PM (CAJOC)
https://tinyurl.com/vpyd8vh
Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2020 12:45 PM (tVQUs)
2) You'll settle for being the shadow Governor in waiting
3) You get getting caught in a methamphetamine fueled gay fuckfest.
...
LOL
Posted by: ace
Holy buckets! TODAY I AM a MORON!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (VNfwt)
Here's your laurel and a hearty handshake
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: imp at March
For one thing, it would make her lose weight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (eqpxU)
"I've been elected for 15 years without so much as a smidgen of a stain
on my public record. I'm confident that I've done nothing wrong. Nothing
unethical and nothing illegal."
-Andrew Gillum during the election Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (Vo68S)
Ysassuh, but sometime a muthafucka jus' GOT to get high, nomesane?
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)
...
The guy said he would be the dungeon master so I just innocently assumed we were playing DnD.
Posted by: Gillum at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (yL25O)
2) You'll settle for being the shadow Governor in waiting
3) You get getting caught in a methamphetamine fueled gay fuckfest.
...
LOL
Posted by: ace
Holy buckets! TODAY I AM a MORON!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (VNfwt)
Mazel Tov! ( Is that what the Tribe says)?
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (bCLt0)
Plot twist: no one will believe you now anyway.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (yL25O)
Plot Twist 2 : Being a Leftist, the most enthusiastic of your base will hate you if you insist you're not gay.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (UnA8+)
She would make a fine emotional-support supermodel.
Have I mentioned that I need an emotional-support supermodel today? I am in need.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (e284m)
Posted by: imp at March
In fairness, who is going to search through her folds of flab to find the meth?
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (HALdu)
a friend of mine was an EMT & he once had to apply the paddles to a woman of similar.... girth. He had to lift up her breasts to get the paddles in position, and a sandwich fell out from under one of them
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: mnw at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (Cssks)
Miami Mayor Francis Suarez has tested positive for COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, four days after the mayor attended a Miami event with a Brazilian government official who later tested positive for the virus.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pedantic Mathematician at March 13, 2020 12:45 PM
No problemo!
Posted by: Space Cowboy at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 13, 2020 12:47 PM (m/Gc2)
"I'm never going to make apologies for trying to create a kind of society and a kind of community where my kids will be proud to grow up in."
-Andrew Gillum
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:47 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: mnw at March 13, 2020 12:47 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Gillum at March 13, 2020 12:46 PM (yL25O)
lol, yeah.
This D and that D...
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 12:47 PM (ufFY8)
I just read that the President of Brazil does not have the virus after a second test
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 12:47 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Hangin' With The Chads in Palm Beach County at March 13, 2020 12:47 PM (NVYyb)
https://bit.ly/2xCNQrt
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (SFOr6)
She'd just hide it in her twat.
Ain't nobody gonna look there.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Rolling her in flour, something, something
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 12:47 PM (bCLt0)
In fact, we have alibis for Hunter already worked out for the next 90 days in the future.
Posted by: Biden's campaign at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (KNsKs)
2) You'll settle for being the shadow Governor in waiting
3) You get getting caught in a methamphetamine fueled gay fuckfest.
...
LOL
Posted by: ace
Holy buckets! TODAY I AM a MORON!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 13, 2020 12:44 PM (VNfwt)
Yay, you!
Posted by: m at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (7juvc)
Or, is he? Joe is a very understanding guy.
Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at March 13, 2020 12:45 PM (NVYyb)
I don't think he understands anything
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (El6T/)
Gay guys on Speed. I bet that Hotel Room was completely redecorated.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 12:08 PM (wbPZp)
They were just singing show tunes!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (eqpxU)
Gillum is the prototypical Progressive "Man."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (8/DeP)
Distantly related to White Punks on Dope.
Posted by: Fee Waybill - talk to ya later. at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: Space Cowboy at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (SFOr6)
She has a lot of creases to hide it in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:49 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: josephistan at March
I believe that.
When newspapers were a thing there was a woman who went to the er complaining about some pain and they found food wedged in between two fat flds, kind of a sandwich in a sandwich.
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (KNsKs)
+++++++++++++
Even if it's because she drowned in dreamland?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:49 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: RobertM at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (lEqw+)
Let's just say "there will be a lot of battlefield promotions" and leave it at that.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (yvnmY)
Or, is he? Joe is a very understanding guy.
Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at March 13, 2020 12:45 PM (NVYyb)
I don't think he understands anything
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (Izzlo)
--------------------------------
Hell, I doubt he's even aware of much of anything
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (KNsKs)
One time a guy on a plane who was sitting next to Jen Rubin had a wet dream, but she wasn't in it.
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (QE8X6)
You know Tank Abrams wouldn't get caught with meth.
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 12:43 PM (SFOr6)
She runs on diesel fuel and Ho-Hos.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (RD7QR)
SHUT DOWN AMERICA NOW!!!!!
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE COULD DIE!!!!
I SAID DIE!!!!
Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 13, 2020 12:48 PM (sy5kK)
when my school district closed, the word on the street said the DoH said it was not necessary. The School Sup said it was to flatten the epistemological curve
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 12:49 PM (Vo68S)
+++++++++++
Yup. Entirely believable. Just like Clinton and Lynch discussing their grandkids during that tarmac meeting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (hYcqw)
......always depending on the kindness of establishment strangers
Posted by: in Vung Tau, with the Aussies at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (8KSPd)
woman of similar.... girth. He had to lift up her breasts to get the
paddles in position, and a sandwich fell out from under one of them
Posted by: josephistan at March
Was it Cass Elliot?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:40 PM (cF8AT)
Media hardest hit. They so desperately, breathlessly wanted Trump to catch this and then bite the dust. Would save them from having to continue staging a full blown coup.
Posted by: LizLem at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (hvf9s)
Nobody under 50 has died of COVAD19 in America as I type this fact.
Nobody.
And it has been circulating in the USA now for 5 to 6 months, all but the last 2 months without anyone knowing it.
Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (sy5kK)
No Greater Love: Widow Puts Last Toilet Paper Roll In Offering Plate
https://bit.ly/2xCNQrt
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)
_________
LOL. Went to the dermatologist this morning, and every worker is wearing masks (my understanding is they only prevent the infected from transmitting it -- not the unaffected from receiving it).
Extended my hand to the doctor, who refused to shake it. He then proceeded to confirm we should indeed be panicking. All I could do to keep from rolling my eyes ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: josephistan at March
I believe that.
When newspapers were a thing there was a woman who went to the er complaining about some pain and they found food wedged in between two fat flds, kind of a sandwich in a sandwich.
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:49 PM (HALdu)
-----------------------------
What, did she forget to remove the toothpick?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (CAJOC)
Look on the bright side (and yeah, I'd like to watch some golf myself), the TeeVee networks will take a big financial hit from all the sports stuff that's being cancelled because of ChiCom propaganda that PROGDA willingly regurgitates.
So there's that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (HaL55)
"I was doing research for my next romance novel!"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 13, 2020 12:52 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 12:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2020 12:52 PM (TiTgR)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 12:52 PM (H8QX8)
When newspapers were a thing there was a woman who went to the er complaining about some pain and they found food wedged in between two fat flds, kind of a sandwich in a sandwich.
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:49 PM (HALdu)
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What, did she forget to remove the toothpick?
It was the side of chips and iced tea.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 12:52 PM (oVJmc)
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give em a push
You'll be surprised.
It's Gillium's big mistake!
Voila!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:52 PM (e284m)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (RD7QR)
==========
Same!
Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at March 13, 2020 12:52 PM (NVYyb)
So there's that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (HaL55)
..
And we're about to prove that all secondary education can be conducted remotely and at practically no cost.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (KNsKs)
LOL. Went to the dermatologist this morning, and every worker is wearing masks (my understanding is they only prevent the infected from transmitting it -- not the unaffected from receiving it).
Extended my hand to the doctor, who refused to shake it. He then proceeded to confirm we should indeed be panicking. All I could do to keep from rolling my eyes ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (WqPYg)
Dermatologist? He's one step above working at the Clinique counter!
Posted by: George Costanza at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 12:50 PM (ONvIw)
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Ha! Probably truer than he could have known.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (PD1/H)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (TiTgR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (hLRSq)
Extended my hand to the doctor, who refused to shake it. He then proceeded to confirm we should indeed be panicking. All I could do to keep from rolling my eyes ...
I just got back from the medical imaging center. No one was wearing masks. It almost looked...normal.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:49 PM (HALdu)
-----------------------------
What, did she forget to remove the toothpick?
It was the side of chips and iced tea.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 12:52 PM (oVJmc)
...
Plus it was an anchovy sandwich.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (PD1/H)
Yes, and it's still online that way
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (sy5kK)
"I was doing research for my next romance novel!"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (bDqIh)
"I'm coming!"
- - Sonia Sodomizer, Wideass Wiseass
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (WqPYg)
++++++++++++
At least he didn't go for the stupid "elbow bump."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (hYcqw)
Nobody.
And it has been circulating in the USA now for 5 to 6 months, all but the last 2 months without anyone knowing it.
Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (sy5kK)
If you were sick in October - November last year where you had a cough that just wouldn't go away for a month or so, you HAD Coronavirus.
I had it, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (eqpxU)
Trump and Putin are behind the Woohoo Virus so Trump can cancel the election and rule for life.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (A8BNA)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (KNsKs)
++++++++++++
They're willing to take long-term catastrophic losses to do it. A plurality would probably be willing to commit suicide to accomplish the goal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (hYcqw)
I kind of was before my drunken meth fueled sausage party but now it is for sure.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (eqpxU)
Ever see the movie "The Fortune Cookie?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum, Mike and the boys at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (NVYyb)
They've been trying that for years and failing. I also want them to keep on thinking that way, all the way to bankruptcy court.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (HaL55)
Went to my Doctor Wednesday and the Nurse said people were cancelling their appointments.. Not one of them had any masks on and she said it was panic
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (6XlcD)
If you were sick in October - November last year
where you had a cough that just wouldn't go away for a month or so, you
HAD Coronavirus.
I had it, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
you too huh?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (e284m)
And the most they could get on Trump was that he said p**y.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Running Out of Toiler Paper at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (+dsLj)
You know, a total of 39 deaths, two-thirds or so from a single nursing home, doesn't seem to justify stopping everything we're doing.
Also, I noticed at the store they were selling out of water and diapers. Why? Is a hurricane coming too? Unbelievable.
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (8/DeP)
So you're saying I have a chance.
Posted by: AOC at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (r+sAi)
"Capitol idea, Andrew."
"...But first, let us get really high."
"Huzzah!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (KZOdf)
Posted by: josephistan at March
------
My son-in-law was one before becoming a cop. He's got similar stories, all involving persons of girth. We asked him to stop telling them.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (Xvo1a)
Trump and Putin are behind the Woohoo Virus so Trump can cancel the election and rule for life.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (4a9Vv)
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And they would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you rotten kids and your mangy dog!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2020 12:56 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (pS94+)
A sour cynical gem. Mathau at his best in my opinion.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 12:56 PM (H8QX8)
They've been trying that for years and failing. I also want them to keep on thinking that way, all the way to bankruptcy court.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March
yeah, they are not thinking about a short term loss anymore, they have squandered everything and are desperate now.
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (e284m)
Yeah. I was heavy sick for a day, then had a cough for about a month.
That was just before I died, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm as let down as you are, and I blame myself.
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 12:56 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2020 12:56 PM (KP5rU)
MOLON LABE, GD IT!
Posted by: mnw
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SPELLCHECK KEPT TAKING THE "COME AND TAKE IT".
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at March 13, 2020 12:56 PM (P1f+c)
Trump is going to address the country at 3pm Eastern time.
I really hope I was lied to.
I am not hopeful.
Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 13, 2020 12:56 PM (sy5kK)
462 441 >>Stacey Abrams found in a diabetic stupor in a hotel room with Little Debbie and Sara Lee. . .
"I was doing research for my next romance novel!"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (bDqIh)
"I'm coming!"
- - Sonia Sodomizer, Wideass Wiseass
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (pS94+)
Big Diabetes approves!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (OSgHz)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (yL25O)
This is the good part.
With luck, afterwards, people will be saying, "Why are we paying through the nose for college when we just saw a cheap and easy way to do the same thing?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (sy5kK)
Of course the only result is not even a serious cold in many years, so it's all in vain, I guess. Wish I'd adopted these habits years ago. Several great trips ruined by vicious colds that may have been easily avoided.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (El6T/)
Removed under the 25th Amendment
Pence becomes president.
Immediately impeached in another Shitt trial.
Pelosi President.
America dies along with the boomers.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (axyOa)
I saw him on a TV at the bar last night, and I thought it was James Carville.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:54 PM (hYcqw)
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There have been those who said we should start bowing, like the Japanese. I say, go for something more American. I suggest the Fonzie "thumbs up".
Eyyyyyyy!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (PD1/H)
Extended my hand to the doctor, who refused to shake it. He then proceeded to confirm we should indeed be panicking. All I could do to keep from rolling my eyes ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (WqPYg)
Went to surgeon with wifey wed., for follow up on a cyst removal. I asked the doc about corona and his reply, concisely - 'Over-hyped'.
No time for bullshit, that guy.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: josephistan at March
What kind of sandwich was it? Did it look...good?
Did someone eat it?
You may be honest, do not be afraid. You are among friends.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (qXNVo)
Among Bernie Sanders supporters, If Joe Biden is the Democratic nominee for President, who would you vote for?
Biden 68% Trump 19%
@GravisMarketing
3/10-12
Posted by: Ha at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:58 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Abby at March 13, 2020 12:58 PM (SM/op)
Everyone should respect @AndrewGillum's privacy as he explains why
he was one of three men in a hotel room w 3 bags of meth, too impaired
to talk to first responders.
I know what you're all thinking - this is not very COVID-19 hygienic.
To be fair, it's hard to talk with a ball gag and matching latex speedo.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 13, 2020 12:58 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (axyOa)
I saw him on a TV at the bar last night, and I thought it was James Carville.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (miJU3)
My cousin is very close friends with him and I had the "pleasure" of meeting him at a few family functions.
To say he's a cold fish is an insult to the striped bass wrapped up in my refrigerator.
I do not like him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:58 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (Xvo1a)
++++++++++++++
Here is what I don't get. I am a Person of Girth. I'm not a candidate for the Strategic Girth Reserve, but I have plenty of my own.
But I also bathe pretty regularly. How the hell do you lose a sandwich or car keys or whatever? Just getting into the shower or changing your clothes should surface that...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:58 PM (hYcqw)
Trump is going to address the country at 3pm Eastern time.
I really hope I was lied to.
I am not hopeful.
Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 13, 2020 12:56 PM (sy5kK)
Washington is out Cuomoing Cuomo
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 12:58 PM (ONvIw)
What is Biden and Pelosi's excuse ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 12:58 PM (3aI0K)
Did someone eat it?
You may be honest, do not be afraid. You are among friends.
Posted by: Zod at March
guessing she screamed "hey that's mine, gimme that!"
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: McCool at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (+Lg8f)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (pS94+)
Nope. Sorry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (eqpxU)
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I sat we go canine and sniff each other's butt. That's science!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (6XlcD)
Sounds like Dilbert's in the wrong line of work.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (H8QX8)
Hell, I doubt he's even aware of much of anything
Joe Bivalve seems to be acutely aware of his leg hair, almost to the point of being proud.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (T3tQh)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (puu6v)
(btw, currently 5 reported cases...)
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (QE8X6)
That is cute!
Church is cancelled for Sunday, but a bunch of us will be fasting for those affected by the virus. The church leaders already created an at-home scripture study program, so that is part of a lot of our normal Sunday worship anyway. I will probably skip going to my normal study group and do it at home.
They canceled our big annual church conference in SLC. It's the 200th anniversary of a big church history event, so we were told this one would be one to remember. Well, they were not wrong!
Posted by: LizLem at March 13, 2020 01:00 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (El6T/)
+++++++++++++
It's fine if you don't want to shake hands due to contagion. But saying, "No thank you, I am concerned with contagion" or offering an inclination of the head is just fine. The elbow-bump thing is like jazz-hands/spirit-fingers instead of clapping.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:00 PM (hYcqw)
Why are Democrats always referring to their 'movement' ??
Posted by: McCool at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (+Lg8f)
Ah, THAT explains the toilet paper fixation!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 01:00 PM (e284m)
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 01:00 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 01:00 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (eqpxU)
...
Dude, where's my business model?
Posted by: Hahvahd at March 13, 2020 01:00 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (pw+jk)
Now Momma don't seem to want to do much of anything"
Apologies to the Horde. I Always have a song in my head.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (3aI0K)
will be shut down at the state borders today. The National Guard will
assist.
Now there's going to be a run on apples.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (xPl2J)
I only take epidemiological advice from electricians.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (qXNVo)
Why are Democrats always referring to their 'movement' ??
Posted by: McCool at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (+Lg8f)
_________
Freudian shit?
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (e284m)
Wouldn't Pence just name another Republican when he became President? How could Pelosi ever become President unless Trump and Pence were to die together?
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (8/DeP)
Anyway, ran into one of my kids elementary school teachers and she let me know this was all Drumpf's fault. I nodded politely and didn't say anything, which was stupid, because she went on to tell me Drumpf had fired the ENTIRE PANDEMIC STAFF in the NSC. I couldn't tolerate this BS, so I told her he didn't fire them, he merely assigned them to the triage unit at Nationals Stadium to help with the tens of thousands of the afflicted now living there in tents.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:02 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Hahvahd at March 13, 2020 01:00 PM (yL25O)
++++++++++
Your business model is a multi-generational, international power brokerage with a university bolted onto it. You'll be fine.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:02 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 01:02 PM (KNsKs)
112% if your tabulations are from voter rolls.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 13, 2020 01:02 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (pS94+)
Nope. Sorry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (eqpxU)
Did that have Goldie Hawn in it?
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 01:02 PM (bCLt0)
To say he's a cold fish is an insult to the striped bass wrapped up in my refrigerator.
I do not like him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:58 PM
J.J.
I had a similar meeting with Clapper. His BNL and nephew are good friends of mine. He is...very aloof although he did go out of his way to introduce himself when I met him. But he basically wanted to know who I was and why I was at this particular function.
His security detail glaring at me in the background.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 01:02 PM (axyOa)
will be fasting for those affected by the virus. Posted by: LizLem at March 13, 2020 01:00 PM (hvf9s)
The virus seeks the elderly, the immunocompromised, those with complicating cirumstances, and the weak.
And the hungry.
You are doomed.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 01:02 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (3aI0K)
++++++++++++
That's gonna go over well with the infrastructure guys.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:02 PM (hYcqw)
Normal crowd for 9 in the morning.
Toilet paper/paper towel shelves pretty empty.
Still lots of canned goods, but more sparse than usual. Lots of cans of beans out, not sure why.
Lots of milk. OTOH, there appears to have been a run on orange juice. Unclear as to this dichotomy.
Carnage in the meat department.
NO CORNED BEEF!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:03 PM (PD1/H)
518 Just overheard a painter at our house solemnly informing my wife that "at least" 70% of people in our fair state of Nutmeggers will get COVID-19. Why stop there? Why not go for 100?
(btw, currently 5 reported cases...)
Posted by: Caliban
No tip for him, just a note, "I don't tip stupid people."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 01:03 PM (OSgHz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:02 PM (NVYyb)
Should have told her that he was sending DEFFSKWADZ out to murder all the little kiddies at Drag Queen Story Hour.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 01:03 PM (UnA8+)
With luck, afterwards, people will be saying, "Why are we paying through the nose for college when we just saw a cheap and easy way to do the same thing?"
Another bright side is that people may actually start spending time with their famblies away from the ID-10-T box.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 01:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 13, 2020 01:03 PM (pw+jk)
Remain calm.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (qXNVo)
========
Was she hot? Pictures, or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (NVYyb)
Senator Bob Casey@SenBobCasey
Right now in America, it is easier to get an AR-15 than a test kit for COVID-19.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:02 PM (NVYyb)
+++++++++++
How tech savvy is she? Are we 12 hours or 48 hours out from the Snopes "fact check?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 12:53 PM (yL25O)
This is the good part.
With luck, afterwards, people will be saying, "Why are we paying through the nose for college when we just saw a cheap and easy way to do the same thing?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (eqpxU)
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This was a big topic on a conversation I was involved with yesterday.
The academics who hate Trump and love them their Globalism/Socialism have set this point of Jay's into action.
Once their scam not letting bad student debt to be written off is fixed, and even better yet, force those colleges to be partially responsible for that debt, then this scam that is currently over 1 Trillion and climbing will change.
So maybe there is a silver lining after all to this Covad scam.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (pS94+)
========
Why yes, yes I have.
Billy Wilder...the start of Jack Lemmon and Walter Mathau...
Quality stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (yX3gx)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 13, 2020 01:03 PM (pw+jk)
I'm thinking it's a Subaru.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (qoWmc)
Remain calm.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (qXNVo)
========
Was she hot? Pictures, or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM
It wasn't a woman and it wasn't a hand.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (axyOa)
Right now in America, it is easier to get an AR-15 than a test kit for COVID-19.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++++
It's easier to get a COVID-19 test kit than toilet paper.
Therefore, it is easier to get an AR-15 than to get toilet paper.
PS: Blow me
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (hYcqw)
Senator Bob Casey@SenBobCasey
Right now in America, it is easier to get an AR-15 than a test kit for COVID-19.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Flip it - there are more Americans with AR-15s than with COVID-19
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: f'd at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)
Just about every stupid political moment you can lay at the feet of college-enlightened, white suburban women.
I'll say this though, politically it's stupid to try and stop this moment, it will burn out in a few weeks on its own.
When it's all said and done, I bet the death count in the US will be less than a week of highway deaths.
You take that one nursing home out of the picture, and this whole thing is a joke.
Posted by: Blago at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (sjTfF)
Bananas practically out of stock.
I got some of the last of the Yukon Gold potatoes.
NO CORNED BEEF!
The nation's alcohol reserves appear to be safe.
Saw only one guy wearing a surgical mask. He looked kinda wacky.
General mood among shoppers: cheerful.
Saw a guy in the parking lot with 24 rolls of Bounty paper towels. He must spill a lot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (PD1/H)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 12:40 PM (cF8AT)
Media hardest hit. They so desperately, breathlessly wanted Trump to catch this and then bite the dust. Would save them from having to continue staging a full blown coup.
Posted by: LizLem at March 13, 2020 12:51 PM (hvf9s)
Currently, 1/2 of Twitter is reporting his test was positive. 1/2 of Twitter is reporting his test was negative.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (cF8AT)
Why were we paying for China's pandemic planning? Why was that our responsibility?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 12:58 PM (hYcqw)
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Keys, remotes, lighters, change. I mean I guess a sandwich wouldn't really be uncomfortable but...
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: brak at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (JRaU+)
Democrat and Rupublican?
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (QE8X6)
Dow still in triple digit positive terrirtory.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (pS94+)
"..too intoxicated to hide the meth before calling the police."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (LWu6U)
Over 70% of Americans will get it, then hopefully will be immune and the herd immunity effect can start taking hold.
It's not like it's going to kill 70% of people.
But it is massively infectious, as the new report sets out and as I was saying the other day to a few moron's ire.
It can live in the air for hours and on surfaces for days. It hangs in regular breath and is a virus (meaning masks do jack shit).
Isolation will limit the spread, and hopefully one cannot be reinfected or have a relapse (though some early data showed either relapse or reinfection). Glad i'm in a semi-rural area and not in cattle car downtown central cores.
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (SFOr6)
Not that said distinction would matter at all if we were talking about a white, male, Republican, of course.
Posted by: DocJ at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (DU2N9)
Right now in America, it is easier to get an AR-15 than a test kit for COVID-19.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM
Because the private sector provides AR-15's
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 01:01 PM (3aI0K)
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That will have some unintended negative side effects, since it puts Stelter within mere steps of his Pandemic Donut Storage Supply Closet.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (oVJmc)
550 Never waste a crisis.
Senator Bob Casey@SenBobCasey
Right now in America, it is easier to get an AR-15 than a test kit for COVID-19.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
You stupid mofo, it's AR-14s that are being strewn about like candy corn. Do try to pay attention.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (OSgHz)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:03 PM (PD1/H)
where are you located ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM
Both have the same 10 day waiting period.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (GbPPJ)
Never used meth? Piss into a cup and prove it. Dance, meth monkey. Dance.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (Oamcv)
Yes, yes. Also rumors that he lost many black female votes to Desantis in 2018 because of these 'rumors'.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (MEkNT)
Right now in America, it is easier to get an AR-15 than a test kit for COVID-19.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM
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I am encouraged by this. I honestly did not know you could get an AR with a doctors note at any Labcorp or Quest facility.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:08 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
Process flow for handling media reportage:
- Assume they are lying.
- If there is disagreement within them, believe the opposite of the majority.
- If there is a basically even split, join the fray make shit up, doing your part to drive the next cycle.
The press is public enemy #1. Hell, they're the whole top 10. They're the entire Billboard Hot 100 of public enemies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:08 PM (hYcqw)
If it's the cheap particle masks, then yes - it's somewhat helpful to keep the germs in your face. An N95 or N100 mask however will help if they're properly worn. They're scalping them on eBay right now.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 01:08 PM (8B6Ng)
Just about every stupid political moment you can lay at the feet of college-enlightened, white suburban women.
Posted by: Blago at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (sjTfF)
This.
Posted by: DocJ at March 13, 2020 01:08 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 13, 2020 01:08 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 13, 2020 01:08 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Robert at March 13, 2020 01:08 PM (4dIKx)
It wasn't a woman and it wasn't a hand.
Posted by: Diogenes
I thought Bloomberg dropped out. Did Zod start shaking dogs' muzzles on his own?
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 01:08 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 01:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 01:10 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:03 PM (PD1/H)
where are you located ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (rpxSz)
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SW Portland
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:10 PM (PD1/H)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM
Molon Wipee!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 01:10 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 13, 2020 01:10 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tami
Right on!
Posted by: Erwin Schroedinger at March 13, 2020 01:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 13, 2020 01:10 PM (MU2MU)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (GbPPJ)
His friends have never seen him go home alone
bad sign
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (rpxSz)
and unable to communicate, vomiting and naked.
Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (B7KlG)
Rush is melting down about the Covad19 overreaction.
Has been comparing it to the Swine Flu, aka H1N1, 2009-2010.
S
Covad 40 dead 70,000 infected (so far)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (sy5kK)
CNN's Jim Acosta was accused of publishing a "real journalistic tangent and waste of time" on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (3aI0K)
And canned good were flying off the shelves...and pasta.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (axyOa)
Just about every stupid political moment you can lay at the feet of college-enlightened, white suburban women.
Posted by: Blago at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (sjTfF)
I'm now a suburban white woman - and I have to agree.
In a way, they annoy me more that the hipsters and SJWs I lived around in the city. The hipsters and SJWs can be easily spotted and avoided. The stupid suburban white women look deceptively sane and sensible.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (KNsKs)
Now THIS is how it's done!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (Vo68S)
EVERYONE RELAX!
Floor & Decor - a flooring store - just informed me via E-Mail that they are dealing with COVID-19 appropriately by sanitizing surfaces and the like. We have no reason to worry.
** End of PSA bulletin. Resume normal programming. **
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (Onvp1)
That's what I think.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (6K7U0)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 12:59 PM (6XlcD)
Tomorrow Junior is flying home for spring break, which has been extended until the end of the month, after that classes will be taught online.
Assuming nothing untoward happens on the flight, it'll be good to have him home during all this madness.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (eqpxU)
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All I can say is these are not rational people. They haven't been rational since Nov. 2016. Nothing is off the table when it comes to ousting Trump. No lie big enough. No stunt left unturned. Even if it takes bleeding the country dry.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (JoUsr)
Right now in America, it is easier to get an AR-15 than a test kit for COVID-19.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
So, to get a COVID-19 test kit I need ...
A testing kit safety class?
A background check?
A 3-10 day waiting period?
A state-issued license?
A safe to lock my testing kit in?
No?
Well then fuck you, asshole.
Posted by: DocJ at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (DU2N9)
that's why the wine aisle looked like the toilet paper aisle
Posted by: brak at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (cG+eD)
Better start hoarding electricity.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (GbPPJ)
I was thinking about ordering, but can it give me wuflu or is that just eggrolls?
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: MJ at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:03 PM (PD1/H)
That was me, sorry about that. Stocked up on straight cut for $2.89/pound when it went on super sale. I'm going to be riding out this virus quarantine in style.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (KNsKs)
that's why the wine aisle looked like the toilet paper aisle
Posted by: brak at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (cG+eD)
I rate this as TruFlu
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (GbPPJ)
I was thinking about ordering, but can it give me wuflu or is that just eggrolls?
Posted by: CN
Italy is hit hard from Kung Flu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (Onvp1)
Stacey Abrams found in a diabetic stupor in a hotel room with Little Debbie and Sara Lee.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Stacey was the hostess of the party.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 13, 2020 01:08 PM (Xvo1a)
Same here. Big problem: to do my job I have to use proprietary materials that nobody will let me take out of the building. Hrm. All-hands meeting at 3:00, I think I'll just politely point this out.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (qoWmc)
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (DuZls)
Mmmhmmm.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (GbPPJ)
Face planting in the cake?
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (eqpxU)
and unable to communicate, vomiting and naked.
Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2020 01:11 PM (B7KlG)
best dates always end that way, along with bitter tears
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (JRaU+)
Democrat and Rupublican?
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (QE8X6)
Country and Western ?
Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic ... at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM
*pours one bourbon, one Scotch, and one beer into the USB port for Regular Joe*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:10 PM (PD1/H)
Your dipshit Dem Govscrunt canceled the Portland Swap Meet on me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (miJU3)
Italy is hit hard from Kung Flu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (yX09K)
I'll be buying it in NJ
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ONvIw)
Discuss.
Posted by: MJ at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (gAMkn)
If you enjoy smoking cigarettes, but in liquid form...
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (6ofTb)
as it should be
Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (eqpxU)
You too? Free on amazon
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic ... at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (LPnfS)
Fish and chips.
Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (xPl2J)
John Philip Sousa was there.
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (JRaU+)
***********
But did he have a Tranny for a wife Like Obama ?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (Onvp1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (miJU3)
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Don't blame her on me. I was voting from the rooftops against.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (PD1/H)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (ONvIw)
As long as you don't get the bat wings, you should be fine.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (Vo68S)
Right now in America, it is easier to get an AR-15 than a test kit for COVID-19.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
The dumb fuck. It's also easier to get an AR-15 than it is to get Covid-19.
As it should be.
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ONvIw)
++++++++++++++
It won't help you.
According to Pizza Entanglement Theorem, all pizza is superpositioned in both your location and in Italy until consumed. Depending on how the waveform collapses, this could easily result in infection.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (hYcqw)
Rush is melting down about the Covad19 overreaction.
Has been comparing it to the Swine Flu, aka H1N1, 2009-2010.
Swine flu deaths 1,000, before Obama declared an emergency. No gatherings were restricted. Obama was universally praised by the press.
Total US deaths 18,000. Total hospitalized 300,000. Total infected 60,000,000.
Covad19 40 dead 70,000 infected (so far)
Trump is lambasted as incompetent.
Yes, this is a political attack on Trump, with a tweaked virus that is only harmful to a limited profile of sick people over 50.
These are the facts.
I understand why Rush is pissed.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (JKNZq)
Somehow, I don't think that's what Gillum was yelling.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 12:58 PM (e284m)
"Come on my face" has a different ring to it.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Discuss.
Posted by: MJ at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (gAMkn)
If you enjoy smoking cigarettes, but in liquid form...
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM
This. Most of the lowland scotches are too brackish due to the higher saline content in the peat. They call it smoky, I call it yuck.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (axyOa)
Elbow bump isn't stupid. In one particular regular setting I've been
avoiding shaking hands for ..... several years. Also avoiding touching
my eyes. Also washing my hands a lot, and every time after .... shaking
hands with people.
Of course the only result is not even a serious cold in many years,
so it's all in vain, I guess. Wish I'd adopted these habits years ago.
Several great trips ruined by vicious colds that may have been easily
avoided.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2020 12:57 PM (El6T/)
__________
I get what you're saying, but avoiding all bacteria and viruses and other risks makes the body (individual and public) fragile.
Everybody should read the book "Anti-Fragile" by Nicholas Nassim Taleb.
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (2Gnfs)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:10 PM (PD1/H)
was hoping you were near me , in western MA
sorry for you
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (rpxSz)
A BM
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (3aI0K)
Discuss.
Posted by: MJ at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM (gAMkn)
Would it not be easier just to mix some dirty grass clippings in water and drink that?
Posted by: DocJ at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (DU2N9)
It's a Karen epidemic.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (xPl2J)
The virus wants to see your manager RIGHT NOW.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (NVYyb)
+++++++++++
I think you just described the political establishment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (GbPPJ)
So pangolin sauce is ok?
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (NVYyb)
In a way, they annoy me more that the hipsters and SJWs I lived around in the city. The hipsters and SJWs can be easily spotted and avoided. The stupid suburban white women look deceptively sane and sensible.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V
_________________
My wife is one of them also.
I just see the dumb things that get them in a tizzy.
She's a Republican and so are her friends, but they aren't immune to the silliness.
They are very much buying into this is a very big deal. One of her friends is a doctor and has really got her spooked.
I'll say this, what went down in Italy is concerning, I'm no longer in the "this is just the flu" camp. But I think we are right now severely over reacting to this.
Posted by: Blago at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (sjTfF)
Pizza roll by mail would be killer. Or better uber for pizza rolls. Just a button press on my phone and within ten minutes a dude meets me with pizza rolls. Somebody do this.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (JRaU+)
Democrat and Rupublican?
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (QE8X6)
Country and Western ?
Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic
Little bit country, little bit rock n roll?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2020 01:17 PM (7Fj9P)
They dominate Loony Leftism. There's about 30M Alyssa Milanos out there, and they are loud and shrill and as absolutely deranged as any ex-girlfriend.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 01:17 PM (oVJmc)
Sounds reasonable. He's a Democrat and alcohol improves your judgement, anyways, so yeah, sounds reasonable.
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2020 01:17 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 12:55 PM (pS94+)
========
Why yes, yes I have.
Billy Wilder...the start of Jack Lemmon and Walter Mathau...
Quality stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 13, 2020 01:05 PM (q80AH)
I love that movie! Before that, Walter Matthau had always played "Heavy" characters, but that one cemented his career in Comedy. He was the perfect slimy schemer, whose outrageous plans keep blowing up in his face.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 01:17 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
John Philip Sousa was there.
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM
The flu marched right on outta there afterwards.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 01:17 PM (axyOa)
According to Pizza Entanglement Theorem, all pizza is superpositioned in both your location and in Italy until consumed. Depending on how the waveform collapses, this could easily result in infection.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (hYcqw)
Oh, fuck. So that's out
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:17 PM (ONvIw)
I think the "virus easily fits through the pores of the mask" is BS intended to stem public panic that would doubtless take off if every second person were wearing a mask. If one of the ways to get it is by aeorosolized sneeze or cough hanging in the air, then the pores dont have to be small enough to capture the virus, but just the mini droplet or piece of suspended dust its clinging too.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Ed Buck at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (DlrjM)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ONvIw)
++++++++++++++
It won't help you.
According to Pizza Entanglement Theorem, all pizza is superpositioned in both your location and in Italy until consumed. Depending on how the waveform collapses, this could easily result in infection.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (hYcqw)
You mean if I flip over a pepperoni on a pizza in Bayonne...
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
639 Time to re-read Bocaccio's Decameron.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 01:13 PM (eqpxU)
Time to re-read Duncan Watts' "Small Worlds" and look at Steven Strogatz complex network models.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (u4/yY)
[ ] Corvi-19
[ ] Bloomberg ads
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:12 PM
[X] Sonobi.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM
+++++++++++++
I like the peaty Scotches.
I was in a bar once that has an extensive Scotch selection and some guys who will help you find what you want. I said, "I want to feel like Mike Tyson wrapped his boxing gloves in peat and gently punched me in the mouth."
He laughed loudly and then brought me a Laphroig (15, I think, but I don't rightly remember).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 01:07 PM (MmFTx)
I have a SIL that will crush and snort or inject pretty much any kind of opiate she can get her hands on.
Yesterday she posted on FB "that the corona virus really has her worried."
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Andrew Gallum at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: Diogenes
Famous Grouse - Blended. Everyday drinker.
Macallan - Single Malt. Special occasions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (PD1/H)
Wasn't blaming you, Cap. Blaming the panicky Donks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ejd/p)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/sDf0IwXoOmY
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (3aI0K)
---------------------------
Damn. So I scheduled my vasectomy for nothing?
Posted by: irright at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (pMGkg)
Funny, because at my retail job today, my coworkers were joking about it and rolling their eyes at the overreaction. Nobody seemed unduly concerned.
The other thing I noticed this morning while unpacking high end cosmetics and handbags: they too are all made in China. The Yves St. Laurent, Versace, Chanel "French" perfumes - all made in China. The $400 "Italian" handbags - all made in China.
Probably in the same factories which make all the Walmart shit.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 01:04 PM (JRaU+)
Democrat and Rupublican?
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2020 01:06 PM (QE8X6)
Country and Western ?
Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic
Little bit country, little bit rock n roll?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)
AM and FM?
Mary Ann and Ginger?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (eqpxU)
Never make a whitey woman your wife
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (dNzKv
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Good for you. I'm surprised they are letting you take time off at a time like this, but I hope you have a good rest.
Posted by: bluebell at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 01:17 PM (Kpl3J)
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Just watched "Fail Safe". Matthau was the straw villain nuclear war theorist.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (PD1/H)
Everyone should respect @AndrewGillum's privacy as he explains why he was one of three men in a hotel room w 3 bags of meth, too impaired to talk to first responders.
I know what you're all thinking - this is not very COVID-19 hygienic.
this sounds like snark from Gaetz
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (PD1/H)
Totally qualified to be a gay governor.
Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (2Mnv1)
Macallan - Single Malt. Special occasions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM
You sir, are a wise man!
I concur and throw in Glenmorangie 14 year Quinta for medicinal purposes of course.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 01:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2020 01:21 PM (aS1PU)
Takes too much of the edge off being buttfucked by random strangers.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 01:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (GbPPJ)
So pangolin sauce is ok?
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:16 PM (ONvIw)
They're both good if you insist on them being well-done and use lots of hot sauce!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2020 01:21 PM (BiNEL)
Excellent.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 01:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 01:18 PM (dNzKv
Quarantined?
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:21 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: AltonJackson
Be Better, Boomer
at March 13, 2020 01:21 PM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (7Fj9P)
Bullshit. A 3 year old would have worked "vis-a-vis" in there.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 01:21 PM (dNzKv)
They're both good if you insist on them being well-done and use lots of hot sauce!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2020 01:21 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:22 PM (ONvIw)
They're both good if you insist on them being well-done and use lots of hot sauce!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2020 01:21 PM (BiNEL)
That's good enough for me!
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 01:22 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 01:19 PM (miJU3)
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Yeah. Schools are closing in the Portland area, events with over 250 people cancelled, etc. Very tiresome.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:22 PM (PD1/H)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2020 01:22 PM (El6T/)
Pelosi to speak about coronavirus bill at 2 pm et
Stepping on Trump I see....
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 01:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 01:24 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2020 01:20 PM (B7KlG)
I keep thinking in his situation, he has a very deep personal interest in understanding this event correctly.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2020 01:24 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 13, 2020 01:24 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 01:24 PM (MmFTx)
I know. Dealing with one this am who fits that mold. Stressing the heck out of my staff. My instructions to them: Dont worry. Do your work for today as scheduled. Return phone calls to all our normal customers. (We've spent enough time and resources on one looney one).
Posted by: Floridachick at March 13, 2020 01:24 PM (MEkNT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 01:25 PM (PD1/H)
They want to force their anti-American Progressivism upon us. And since each and every prog idea is a POS...well, you get the idea.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 01:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2020 01:25 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2020 01:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 01:27 PM (r+sAi)
Any idea as to how meth is packaged? Do they sell it in family and party sizes in addition to single person packages?
Posted by: Dusty at March 13, 2020 01:28 PM (I5Qy4)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 01:28 PM (MmFTx)
Totally qualified to be a gay governor
And received gazillion dollars from Soros to run. But heck, that's just 'rumors'.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 13, 2020 01:29 PM (MEkNT)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 01:24 PM (MmFTx)
I was this >
I know her kids would have laughed but my MIL, if she happened to see it, would be pissed. She thinks her daughter does no wrong and everyone else is just mean to her.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 13, 2020 01:31 PM (MEkNT)
I was this > < close to replying "but snorting anything you can find doesn't worry you?"
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 01:31 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 01:15 PM (NVYyb)
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The Progressive/proletarian/communist movement.
Leftists are dedicated, not to the nation, but to the Party or the Movement.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2020 01:32 PM (M/9m0)
Your buddy Barack was too smart to let that happen in the Chicago bath houses.
sincerely,
Karma
Posted by: wellthen at March 13, 2020 01:32 PM (hRgjY)
Posted by: Andrew "Bottom" Gillum at March 13, 2020 01:34 PM (pYQR/)
DeFoe's "Journal of the Plague Year". Something for everyone in that -- a reminder that this isn't that bad AND a reminder of how quickly things can escalate.
Great line in the third paragraph:
"We had no such thing as printed newspapers in those days to spread rumours and reports of things, and to improve them by the invention of men, as I have lived to see practised since."
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2020 01:36 PM (0yTKk)
Posted by: Bud Norton at March 13, 2020 01:46 PM (6cOMd)
Posted by: saf at March 13, 2020 01:52 PM (5IHGB)
Several studies buried from China including an interesting one where one guy on a bus spread it to 13 out of 34 passengers on a 4 hr bus trip. Not a person wearing mask got infected (this study used cctv, cellphone records, genetic sequencing, and medical records to know when, where, and how the people on the bus got infected.)
Major problem is that you have to be hygenic when removing the mask, don't reuse a contaminate mask, the mask effectiveness drops if it becomes saturated with condensation from your breathing, air temp, humidity, etc.
So, rather than explaining all that and how to properly apply masks, the CDC issued a blanket statement that masks don't work to protect. They did it probably to try to keep the limited supply of masks for medical personnel for which it is critical for them to have.
If you are a vulnerable person, decide whether or not you can follow mask protocols and whether it is worth the hassle for the moderate level of protection it gives you. If you don't wash your hands and face after high risk encounters, it probably won't help anyway.
Basically, you have to adopt chemical warfare type protocols for overall maximum protection which you can probably find online on you tube videos, there is a specific way to put masks on and off so as to not contaminate the sealing area on the mask perimeter.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2020 01:53 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: TaintofLemon at March 13, 2020 01:55 PM (hRgjY)
Posted by: Ha at March 13, 2020 02:02 PM (AXS9h)
2h
"Who transmitted coronavirus to Iran?
Mahan Air, associated to #Iran's terrorist designated Revolutionary Guards (IRGC), continued flights to China despite troubling news about the coronavirus epidemic.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 02:06 PM (Onvp1)
Then the reporters shifted gears to ask about hospital beds.
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 02:09 PM (11H2y)
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