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Stunt/Gambit Successful: Traitor Bradley "Chelsea" Manning's Fake Suicide Attempt Prompts Hawiian Judge to Order His Release

Updated: Via McCool -- We have to do everything to protect our precious trannies, who cry "I'll commit suicide" to win victory after victory.

A federal judge ordered the release of Chelsea Manning from jail, days after a reported suicide attempt.

U.S. District Judge Anthony Trenga ordered the release Thursday after ruling that there was no need to keep Ms. Manning in jail to coerce testimony.

Judge Trenga said the court had discharged the grand jury that federal prosecutors were trying to force the former Army intelligence analyst and leaker to appear before.

I'm sure this same gambit would work for Jeffrey Epstein.

Oh wait, it didn't.

A lot of laws are changing to protect the fee-fee's of a mentally-ill slice of 0.01% of the public. We're being censored and compelled to speak lies, and now, we're letting criminals out of jail.

All because trannies keep saying, "We'll kill ourselves if we don't get our way."

The Twitter Speech Police Commissar stated that this was the claim that all of Twitter's speech patrolling on this issue was founded upon -- the "40% of them will try (how hard?) to commit suicide."

So... well, the rest of us will have to be censored, or civilly or even criminally punished, for not playing along with their mental disorder.

And they'll just start walking their asses out of jail.

...

He attempted a Bid for Attention while in jail, while, coincidentally, trying to get out of testifying.

Former Army intelligence analyst Chelsea Manning tried to "take [his] own life" in a Virginia jail on Wednesday ahead of a looming court date, her legal team said in a statement.

[He] has been recovering and is still expected to appear in court for a hearing Friday after refusing to testify before a grand jury in a WikiLeaks probe, the attorneys said.

I believe this "suicide attempt" like I believe Hunter Biden's fears about coronavirus. It's just about dodging testifying.

But this is a precious tranny so we're all supposed to pretend along with his delusions and his cons, I guess.

I can hear a Hawaiian judge typing out a habeas corpus writ as we speak...

Has Seth Mandel sent out his Conspicuous Empathy Tweets yet?

Posted by: Ace at 05:10 PM




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1 Yawn

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 05:09 PM (axyOa)

2 First

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 12, 2020 05:09 PM (ch6++)

3 Doh!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 12, 2020 05:10 PM (ch6++)

4 My Giv-a-Crap meter isn't moving.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 05:10 PM (axyOa)

5 Mentally ill.

Posted by: Ha at March 12, 2020 05:11 PM (AXS9h)

6 Ah....so he joins the 40%+ of the tranny population that tries to commit suicide.


But we should celebrate it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2020 05:11 PM (dLLD6)

7 Is it wrong for me to offer to help him reach his goal?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2020 05:11 PM (Y4EXg)

8

Ace, is that sidebar link to Cuck French's twitter supposed to be a goof?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:11 PM (WH4v7)

9 Not first

Posted by: Boomer Redneque hears small arms fire off in the distance at March 12, 2020 05:12 PM (qHZHp)

10 She looks hideous

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 05:12 PM (G546f)

11 Mentally deranged.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2020 05:12 PM (ufFY8)

12 A different Manning got intercepted?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 12, 2020 05:12 PM (kVaN9)

13 Sack up, Bro.



Oh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 05:12 PM (fU1ci)

14 Manning didn't Epstein himself.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 12, 2020 05:12 PM (fCjIg)

15 He looks like Beck (the musician) with lipstick.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 12, 2020 05:12 PM (dmYb7)

16

If at first you don't succeed....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 05:13 PM (aPvIU)

17 She looks hideous
=====

Because she's a man.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at March 12, 2020 05:13 PM (JcXHH)

18 For God's sake, he. Not she.

Posted by: no one in particular at March 12, 2020 05:13 PM (Jhqq9)

19 I sure am glad Obama reduced his sentence and that he became a media darling for being a trans activist *and* a traitor.

Way to climb the SJW victim ladder.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 05:13 PM (I2dne)

20 These genderbent freak shows attempt/commit suicide at an astronomical rate compared to the 'normal' population.

Posted by: Twinkies Everywhere and nothing to eat at March 12, 2020 05:13 PM (3YQYa)

21 Gee, an army guy that cant shoot strait.

Posted by: henry at March 12, 2020 05:13 PM (J3Rfi)

22

ace, I will Twit-post your sidebar on Biden's dementia. Funny how that article disappears. But you can still plainly see the headline. It's so blatant it's funny.

Posted by: imp at March 12, 2020 05:13 PM (SFOr6)

23 >>>8

Ace, is that sidebar link to Cuck French's twitter supposed to be a goof?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator ti

What is it? I don't see it.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:13 PM (PbpT7)

24 17 She looks hideous
=====

Because she's a man.
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at March 12, 2020 05:13 PM (JcXHH)

Yep.

Posted by: Someguy at March 12, 2020 05:13 PM (Zm+LZ)

25 I have a gun question for you people. What is the difference between 22 long rifle and 22 long rifle mini mag? Can they be used in the same rifle? I found a few hundred rounds of mini mag in my closet and I can't even remember how I got them.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2020 05:14 PM (xPl2J)

26 That sidebar Forbes article fades like my memories of where I am

Posted by: Joe biden? at March 12, 2020 05:14 PM (LWu6U)

27 Do any other women find it kinda offensive that these guys dress up in "chickface"?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 12, 2020 05:14 PM (rWZ8Y)

28

I think Weinstein's recent health problems are fake, too. I'm sure he'd rather be in a hospital than in a prison cell or among the gen-pop*.

*that's prison code for general population

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:14 PM (WH4v7)

29

Dudes look really odd wearing lipstick. With or without long hair and fake tits. It's just jarring.

Posted by: imp at March 12, 2020 05:14 PM (SFOr6)

30
In the immortal words of Officer Clementine Johnson of the Reno Sheriff's Department:

I'm not surprised that she made the attempt.

And I'm not surprised that she failed at the attempt.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 05:14 PM (G51Gf)

31 There is no try. There is do or do not.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

32 You shd read kiwifarms I Am Jazz thread if you want to see how mess up transgenderism is.

Posted by: MHK at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (iQIUe)

33 To be fair, shims have a suicide rate of like 25%, so it might not be bluffing.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)

34 Boy, talk about toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (FOGOI)

35 Gah get me the eye bleach,stat!

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (KNsKs)

36
What is it? I don't see it.

Posted by: ace


It doesn't link to a video as you describe, it goes the pope of twitter village.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (WH4v7)

37 Thanks again, Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (ptqGC)

38 Well, Its better looking than Jen Rubin.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (bCLt0)

39 I refuse to refer to that traitorous puke as she.

Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (xPJvm)

40 Chelsea honey? Down the road, not across the street. Thatta girl.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 12, 2020 05:16 PM (kVaN9)

41 Such a fuck-up. I mean, how hard is it really to kill yourself? I'd have sympathy if it was someone worthy of such...

Posted by: Boomer Redneque hears small arms fire off in the distance at March 12, 2020 05:16 PM (qHZHp)

42 Mentally ill people attempt suicide all the time. This is not a surprise.

Posted by: huerfano at March 12, 2020 05:16 PM (9dnxb)

43 I'm gonna have to be that guy, as I have some personal experience in this.

Yeah, a suicide attempt can be a desperate cry for help. And yeah, I'm sure Manning has quite a few issues that made a suicide attempt seem reasonable.

Having cried for help in the same way myself, it's not in me to say Manning was insincere.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 12, 2020 05:16 PM (w2QL7)

44 >>Do any other women find it kinda offensive that these guys dress up in "chickface"?


Yes, yes I do.

The worst are the ones who become feminist activists, constantly b#tching about how hard it is to be a woman in a man's world, what with the patriarchy 'n sh$t.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:16 PM (bDqIh)

45 The article disappearing is an accurate simulation of what happens to thoughts and memories in Biden's head. Very meta.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 12, 2020 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)

46 I can help him.
I think 3 rounds of 9mm is like half a buck.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 12, 2020 05:16 PM (l4C/z)

47 33 To be fair, shims have a suicide rate of like 25%, so it might not be bluffing.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)

I think it would be very kind and neighborly to give them all the assistance they require in their endeavors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

48 Manning's backup plan for death, should the suicide attempt fail, was to end up in a hospital and hope to be exposed to the coronavirus.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (ch6++)

49 Well, you can know for sure Bradley didn't really mean it.

If he actually WANTED to kill himself in prison, his attorney would just say "my client has information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (AzW6q)

50 >>It doesn't link to a video as you describe, it goes the pope of twitter village.

it goes to the right page for me.

I don't know what the problem might be.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

51 I read that 40% of transgenders end up attempting suicide.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (bCLt0)

52 You know, a *man* would have gotten the job done...just sayin'....

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (oZ6kz)

53 Chelsea Womanning has my deepest sympathies and respect.

Support all women who suffer violence at the hands of Evil Men.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (FOGOI)

54
I still can't get over how powerful Harvey Weinstein was in Harveywood. Like almost half of the biggest movies in the last 25 years were produced by Weinstein.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (WH4v7)

55 Intro.

A dimly lit jail cell with a dark, slender figure who's face is hidden in the shadows. The sound of rain and thunder echos through the concrete cells.

You can just make out that there is something in this persons hand, hovering right over their wrist. You know what this person is considering.

Slowly, the hand comes down and begins sawing at the wrist. The tampon trying to cut through the skin...

He sobs.

Cut.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (b0PgQ)

56 I have a gun question for you people. What is the difference between 22 long rifle and 22 long rifle mini mag? Can they be used in the same rifle? I found a few hundred rounds of mini mag in my closet and I can't even remember how I got them.
Posted by: Mark1971


As long as it is a .22lr, you are good to go. Mini-Mag is a brand name.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (CigxG)

57 Manning has been in jail for refusing to testify for how long?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (bDqIh)

58 This story makes absolutely no sense. He doesn*t have any information that makes the Clintons look bad.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (eii2u)

59 In Germany you can to go on Craig's list to find someone who will cut off your dick for money.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (LWu6U)

60 Her He turned men into pigs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (aKsyK)

61 Give him a rope or a 1911 with 1 bullet will ya?

At least we will see if he really wants to go or not

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (ZCEU2)

62 How did he get that makeup and glam hair in prison?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (gd9RK)

63 Nood Chelsea Manning? BE BETTER ACE. BE BETTER.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (RD7QR)

64 In the military we called that s suicide gesture. I usually had to deal with at least one of those every month.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (JUOKG)

65 Unfortunately, Hunter finally came to a settlement with the stripper baby mama. I knew in no way were they ever going to release those financial statements.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (r+sAi)

66 .22 mag cannot be fired in a .22.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (bCLt0)

67 does Chelsea have anything left to cut off? to get attention? recovering from a fake hissy fit ... try cutting off an ear, plead insanity.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (Cus5s)

68 ace, that headline is awesome, and pretty much said it all, sorta stepped on your "content".

Superfluous to note that a mentally ill felon like Manning would have either been sentenced to life or executed in any prior era. And his mental illness not taken seriously.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (El6T/)

69 What a picture. It looks...exactly like a guy dressing like a girl.

Fooled status:

[ ] Fooled
[x] Not Fooled

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (JoUsr)

70 The article is silent regarding the method of the attempted "suicide." I bet you morons could come up with some hilarious ideas.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (dmYb7)

71
it goes to the right page for me.
I don't know what the problem might be.
Posted by: ace


Okay, I see it now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (WH4v7)

72 >>>The worst are the ones who become feminist activists, constantly b#tching about how hard it is to be a woman in a man's world, what with the patriarchy 'n sh$t.


The claim is that they are the sex they "present" as.

Um, okay: Well then don't I get a vote on what sex you "present" as? Most trannies present as mentally ill men in Party City wigs.

The CIA disguise expert I've linked before was talking about disguise, and said that she can turn a woman into a man for disguise purposes, but not a man into a woman.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (PbpT7)

73 Ace is like the personal kiss of death to the stock market.

Still laughing about his post the other day about how it went up. LMFAO

Posted by: Ace is an idiot at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (sypxv)

74

My mistake.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (WH4v7)

75
Mea Culpa, as the italics say.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (WH4v7)

76 56 I have a gun question for you people. What is the difference between 22 long rifle and 22 long rifle mini mag? Can they be used in the same rifle? I found a few hundred rounds of mini mag in my closet and I can't even remember how I got them.
Posted by: Mark1971


As long as it is a .22lr, you are good to go. Mini-Mag is a brand name.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (CigxG)

What Rickb said.

.22 long rifle is .22 long rifle. Mini Mag is a brand name for a very good quality round made by CCI.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (l4C/z)

77 He cut off the part with the best brain in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (miJU3)

78 73. You used that one already. At least keep it fresh!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (JRaU+)

79 He probably wanted to die after he saw what an ugly woman he makes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (k4dH2)

80 In Germany you can to go on Craig's list to find someone who will cut off your dick for money.

--

Back alley wirehanger penisectomies?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2020 05:20 PM (JoUsr)

81 25 I have a gun question for you people. What is the difference between 22 long rifle and 22 long rifle mini mag? Can they be used in the same rifle? I found a few hundred rounds of mini mag in my closet and I can't even remember how I got them.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2020 05:14 PM (xPl2J)

Mark, no difference. Mini Mag is just a fast load that CCI puts out in 22 Long Rifle. Other loadings are Standard, Subsonic, etc.

Posted by: RI Red at March 12, 2020 05:20 PM (ZVQcg)

82 Aw ace someone has a crush on you. That bone broth is powerful stuff.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 12, 2020 05:20 PM (oZ6kz)

83 A suicidal tranny? What are the odds?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

84
She looks pretty hot to me!

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at March 12, 2020 05:20 PM (LilNs)

85 As long as it is a .22lr, you are good to go. Mini-Mag is a brand name.



Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:17 PM (CigxG)

Thanks. I thought so. I just wanted to be sure.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2020 05:20 PM (xPl2J)

86
Most trannies present as mentally ill men in Party City wigs.

-------

At my old condo complex, we had this one guy... the dude would wear the Party City wig, and a blouse with falsies, but had five o'clock shadow, hairy legs and work boots. It was ridiculous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (AzW6q)

87 Mrs. Peel, I've thought about that a bit.

That a man could masquerade so badly and be considered a 'woman' is offensive to me, an actual woman. I imagine men feel the same sort of thing re: women who masquerade as men. I imagine the men laugh more about the fake 'men' then women do about the 'fake' women. After all...those fake men are generally much bigger and stronger than us, and could do some harm, esp if they're hopped up on hysterical hormones.

But I am NOT calling them "ma'am", ever.

Posted by: lizabth at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (L3Rsz)

88 Cut-and-paste troll. All the tedium, with even less effort.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

89 Bradley Manning's Dick Didn't Kill Itself

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (oZ6kz)

90 Is this a thread about the hair band Nelson or....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (JCrfD)

91 Chelsea has an Adams Apple and is unattractive.

No wonder (s) he tried to off itself.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (haWye)

92 She looks pretty hot to me!
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at March 12, 2020 05:20 PM (LilNs)

You're not fooling anyone, fellah!

Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (xPJvm)

93 6 local cops in quarantine coz they were in contact with an infecred Montco cop

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (G546f)

94 Put Epstein's guard in charge

Posted by: Eggman at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (v8Zp7)

95 80 In Germany you can to go on Craig's list to find someone who will cut off your dick for money.

--

Back alley wirehanger penisectomies?
Posted by: Lady in Black

---

In Mother Russia they are called Lopyurcockoffs.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (Y4EXg)

96 Trump gives a speech (which was full of errors) and Wall Street had its biggest drop since the Black Monday crash of 1987.

ROFL

Posted by: Ace is an idiot at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (sypxv)

97 88 Cut-and-paste troll. All the tedium, with even less effort.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

Even more laughable, troll seems to think Ace can affect the stock market.

Don't tell him about the time machine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (l4C/z)

98 He!!!! He!!!! He!!!!! will never be a she. FUCK!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (0OmEj)

99 Does anyone know exactly how he supposedly tried to kill himself?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)

100 Eh, too many kidneys, not enough knives.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (d6mdH)

101 70 The article is silent regarding the method of the attempted "suicide." I bet you morons could come up with some hilarious ideas.
_____________

Different article I read this morning said he tried to hang himself.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (k4dH2)

102 Former Army intelligence analyst Chelsea Bradley Manning tried to "take [his] own life" in a Virginia jail on Wednesday ahead of a looming court date, her his legal team said in a statement.

Good. Give him a snifter of brandy and a revolver with one round in it, and some privacy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

103
Posted by: Ace is an idiot at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (sypxv)


Jonah?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (b0PgQ)

104 "Mini Mags" aren't even 22WMR, are they? Just an odd name used by CCI for that particular product? Confirming my olympian indolence and my ignorance of rimfire, which is a fringe part of my gun-nuttery, I'm not gonna look it up, but I think "Mini Mags" are 22LR.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (El6T/)

105 sypxv, your mom was a lot of fun last night. And your sister.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (w2QL7)

106 99 Does anyone know exactly how he supposedly tried to kill himself?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)


He claimed he had dirt on the Clintons and Pedo Island.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

107 Woman to man definitely works better. The two fem to male trans that I know basically always looked pretty masculine - get rid of the tits and pump some hormones in for a lil facial hair and they're both now pretty convincing. They look at least as manly as your average soy-based beta orbiter.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 12, 2020 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)

108 I can help him.
I think 3 rounds of 9mm is like half a buck.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 12, 2020 05:16 PM (l4C/z)


One round of .45 ACP. Get it done right the first time.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with MOAR TP!) at March 12, 2020 05:23 PM (ZSD25)

109 That's quite an Adam's apple.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 05:23 PM (TdMsT)

110 Mentally ill people attempt suicide all the time. This is not a surprise.

THIS.

Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2020 05:23 PM (ZCiJZ)

111 103
Posted by: Ace is an idiot at March 12, 2020 05:21 PM (sypxv)


Jonah?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (b0PgQ)

Gotta be The Rick Wilson(TM). Jonah would have made a Star Trek reference.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2020 05:23 PM (RD7QR)

112 You used that one already. At least keep it fresh!


In fairness, Xe worked all night on that zinger.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 05:23 PM (fU1ci)

113 6 local cops in quarantine coz they were in contact with an infecred Montco cop

And leftists laugh at us when we buy ammo. Imagine a whole cop dept in quarantine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 05:23 PM (r+sAi)

114 To be fair, shims have a suicide rate of like 25%, so it might not be bluffing.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 12, 2020 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)

Or it might be that staging a fake suicide in order to get attention is harder than it looks, and sometimes the fake becomes real.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 05:24 PM (miJU3)

115 Die.

Posted by: Evil Otto at March 12, 2020 05:24 PM (AutUY)

116 They are CCI brand. Held up next to a 22 long rifle they look the same. They are not like a 22 magnum.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2020 05:24 PM (xPl2J)

117 The question is was it being in jail or the sex change that made him do it? If he wasn't in prison his odds of fkin himself off anyway would be pretty good.

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCEU2)

118 am I being trolled by a fat short "pirate" being paid by the Qatar government and Pierre Omidyar?

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)

119 WTF were supposed to be the "errors" in Trump's address? Unlikely to be any, as they'd all have been things provided directly by technical experts - as is the case with almost all pronouncements by all politicians on technical matters, especially public health ones.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 05:24 PM (El6T/)

120 79 He probably wanted to die after he saw what an ugly woman he makes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (k4dH2)


Put Kathy Griffin on suicide watch, then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

121 Wuhang that's not poontang. But he should find a cliff and floor the mustang.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2020 05:24 PM (TNy/K)

122 If you ever watch the ending of "Valkyrie" you'll see that the Krauts avoiding the piano wire hanging knew how to suicide. Pistol in the mouth, pistol to the temple, grenade under the chin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (C1Lsn)

123 83 A suicidal tranny? What are the odds?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)


That's the surest sign we're not approaching this problem correctly.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (wGeit)

124 Be like the inmates that get paroled because they are 'dying', then continue to live for the next 20+ years free of punishment.

Posted by: Free Jailhouse Lawyer Advice at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (+nWCH)

125 We're returning to OH from a funeral in MI. Can I still return home or has Gov. DeWine closed the state line due to Wuflu?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (6gtHp)

126 6 Ah....so he joins the 40%+ of the tranny population that tries to commit suicide.

But we should celebrate it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2020 05:11 PM (dLLD6)


He hasn't done it yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

127 "I'd hit it." -- Megan Rapinoe

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (YnwR0)

128 113 6 local cops in quarantine coz they were in contact with an infecred Montco cop

And leftists laugh at us when we buy ammo. Imagine a whole cop dept in quarantine.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 05:23 PM (r+sAi)

...

mmmmm

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (yL25O)

129 Stunning and brave.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (foYLY)

130 This kid knows how Chelsea feels, hopeless. Hopeless.

Kurt Schlichter@KurtSchlichter
My 8-year old son asked "How can we hope to control this pandemic when Trump's xenophobic science denial is clearly to blame?"

I did not know how to answer and I am literally shaking.p

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)

131 As someone said above - 40% suicide attempt for gender confused

combine that with the rate of incarcerated potential witnesses against Clinton being found indisposed and you get an utterly predictable event.

Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (1zPzi)

132 Yikes that's one ugly... whatever

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (6XlcD)

133 126
6 Ah....so he joins the 40%+ of the tranny population that tries to commit suicide.



But we should celebrate it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2020 05:11 PM (dLLD6)



He hasn't done it yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

____________


Maybe a GoFundMe account would do it?

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (YnwR0)

134 >>>130 This kid knows how Chelsea feels, hopeless. Hopeless.

Kurt Schlichter@KurtSchlichter
My 8-year old son asked "How can we hope to control this pandemic when Trump's xenophobic science denial is clearly to blame?"

I did not know how to answer and I am literally shaking.p

...

I was thinking of making a thread out of that, so that people can offer their own #Woke8YearOld tales.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (PbpT7)

135 118 am I being trolled by a fat short "pirate" being paid by the Qatar government and Pierre Omidyar?
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)


What do you expect? Your site has more viewers on a Sunday than he sees all week.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (b0PgQ)

136 106 99 Does anyone know exactly how he supposedly tried to kill himself?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)

He claimed he had dirt on the Clintons and Pedo Island.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Nice one!

Posted by: Moki at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (mFoNl)

137 Does anyone know exactly how he supposedly tried to kill himself?

If he'd tried strangulation by prison guards he'd have been a lot more successful.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (gd9RK)

138 he is one fugly sob.

wonder if he's gotten a straight guy to date him yet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)

139 107 Woman to man definitely works better. The two fem to male trans that I know basically always looked pretty masculine - get rid of the tits and pump some hormones in for a lil facial hair and they're both now pretty convincing. They look at least as manly as your average soy-based beta orbiter.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 12, 2020 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)


Tough standard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (YqDXo)

140 Taylor Swift isn't looking that great.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (76R49)

141 In Germany you can to go on Craig's list to find someone who will cut off your dick for money.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2020 05:18 PM (LWu6U)

Pro tip: get the money up front.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 05:27 PM (miJU3)

142 Mark go to the CCI website to confirm, pretty sure Mini Mags are just a 22LR variety. High quality and prized, as I recall. Lots of 22 semis are finicky about ammo (22 platforms have to work with the very limited energy in that caliber, so, weak springs, etc., and also normally less reliable cycling). Always seems to see comments online that Mini Mags are preferred for various 22 semis.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 05:27 PM (El6T/)

143 For me it was the overwhelming conclusion that I was utterly alone, that no matter what I did I would never recover, that everyone looked upon me as a failure and I decided the pain was too much to bear. Suicide became a rational choice, unfortunately.

I gotta say, if that's what Manning was feeling I think I get it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 12, 2020 05:27 PM (w2QL7)

144 113 good chance anyone in his own department, slightly smaller on a surrounding police department as there is interactions with neighbors.
I might want to get more ammo

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 05:27 PM (ZCEU2)

145
I found this site worldometers.info/coronavirus. It keeps a running tally of cases from every country. According to it there are 134,327 cases worldwide. Of that 68,898 (51% ) have recovered and 4,969 (3.7%) have died. Of the 60,460 active cases 54,466 ( 90 farking percent ) are mild symptoms so basically a cold or flu and the remaining 6,000 or so are considered serious. And we are shutting down the world and crashing economies over what for most people would be a cold


Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 05:27 PM (aPvIU)

146 118 am I being trolled by a fat short "pirate" being paid by the Qatar government and Pierre Omidyar?
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)

ARRRRRR, my eyehole's being molested by A-rabs, matey!

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at March 12, 2020 05:27 PM (RD7QR)

147 Manning looks like a pastey 70's British rocker.

Posted by: 13times at March 12, 2020 05:27 PM (K3B2k)

148 Did not have dirt on the Clintons.

Posted by: Ronald Boney at March 12, 2020 05:27 PM (Jo2PU)

149

I was thinking of making a thread out of that, so that people can offer their own #Woke8YearOld tales.

Posted by: ace



Or "fake overheard fake conversations!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:28 PM (WH4v7)

150 From the CDC testing page

"This page will be updated regularly at noon Mondays through Fridays. Data close out at 4 p.m. the day before reporting."

I would fire the person who wrote this and thinks 5 day weeks are acceptable. Then fire his bosses all they way up to that dick faced guy who sweats a lot and did nothing to allow local lab testing.

So the virus data spends 20 - 68 hr. sitting on their desk.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2020 05:28 PM (LWu6U)

151 Chelsea has a face for MMA.

Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 05:28 PM (kjNk2)

152 Posted by: Ace is an idiot at March 12, 2020 05:19 PM (sypxv)

Repeating your fagtarded stupidity on a new thread does not improve it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 05:29 PM (miJU3)

153 Thanks for not being a hypochondriac ass wipe like Glenn Reynolds and his crew of germophobe freaks.

Posted by: Chouinard at March 12, 2020 05:29 PM (ua1m6)

154 "... we're all supposed to pretend along with his delusions and his cons ..."
______

Thank you, Ace, for the pronouns.

Or is that not who we are?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 12, 2020 05:29 PM (ZbwAu)

155 Does anyone know exactly how he supposedly tried to kill himself?



Refused to sign on to the Paris Accords.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

156 Chi-Chi just clutched my leg and looked up at me, eight-year-old eyes welling with tears.

Chi-Chi asked me, "Is America about to enter a long-term liquidity trap that freezes its economy in a semipermanent recession, as has afflicted Japan from 1989 until the present?"

I did not know how to answer Chi-Chi. I mean this literally. I've never understood what the liquidity trap was, and I wasn't going to look it up now just to shut this little basket-case up.

Literally shaking you guys

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

157 >>The CIA disguise expert I've linked before was talking about disguise, and said that she can turn a woman into a man for disguise purposes, but not a man into a woman.

Sounds about right.

Years ago journalist Norah Vincent (who kinda looks like Maddow) decided to live life a man for a year to better understand men. This was way before all of the trans-madness. "Self-Made Man"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:29 PM (bDqIh)

158 Manning looks like a pastey 70's British rocker.

Posted by: 13times at March 12, 2020 05:27 PM (K3B2k)


zombie David Bowie: I don't see it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 05:29 PM (aPvIU)

159 Daughter is scheduled to go to NY city tomorrow from CA. She asked if she should go.. At first I said yes no problem, but the more I think about it the more I think she shouldn't because who knows what Cuomo will shut down next ..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 05:29 PM (6XlcD)

160 And leftists laugh at us when we buy ammo. Imagine a whole cop dept in quarantine.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

there's another gun show nearby this weekend
I wonder if there'll be ammo panic buying

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 05:29 PM (G546f)

161
Manning looks like a pastey 70's British rocker.
Posted by: 13times


https://youtu.be/ThrkJKxRNXo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 05:30 PM (aKsyK)

162 From the Guardian

A Brazilian official who met Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago last weekend has tested positive for coronavirus.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2020 05:30 PM (LWu6U)

163

For instance,

*I just came back from the supermarket. Lots of people there stocking up. In line at the register I heard two guys in MAGA hats, speaking very softly, "You know, I regret my vote for Trump." The other guy in a MAGA hat nods and hangs his head.*

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:30 PM (WH4v7)

164 >>>07 Woman to man definitely works better.

Well especially these days, when these squeaky little soyboys have the testosterone levels of 90 year old women.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)

165 And we are shutting down the world and crashing economies over what for most people would be a cold
=====
But the orange man must go.

Posted by: Global Hegemony of Evil at March 12, 2020 05:30 PM (puwdQ)

166 {{{{{Witchdoctor}}}}}


I don't think you are an attention seeking traitor.

Posted by: Moki at March 12, 2020 05:30 PM (mFoNl)

167 WTF were supposed to be the "errors" in Trump's address?

________


The fact that he's still breathing. Next softball?

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 05:30 PM (YnwR0)

168 I mentioned last thread that I bought a lab coat to wear around campus.
Did y'all see who was FIRST on this one?

Its working!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 05:30 PM (axyOa)

169
From the Guardian

A Brazilian official who met Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago last weekend has tested positive for coronavirus.

Posted by: Gentlemen





This is like 50th time we heard this today.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (WH4v7)

170 And leftists laugh at us when we buy ammo. Imagine a whole cop dept in quarantine.


and this is why quarantining for a mild virus is DUMB

they'll be tested they don't need quarantine if they don't have it

the test works now

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (j9HX3)

171 Manning looks like a pastey 70's British rocker.
Posted by: 13times

Chchcchchchcanges. Time to face the change..

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (TNy/K)

172 .22 long rifle is .22 long rifle. Mini Mag is a brand name for a very good quality round made by CCI.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


CCI was the manufacture that I couldn't remember!
Thanks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (CigxG)

173 Chi-Chi been reading Drudge again, huh?
You can practically smell the smoke from all that HAIR ON FIRE WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (bDqIh)

174 Ace - We had that for 8 years of Jug Heads reign and survived

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (ZCEU2)

175 Is there a troll breeding farm?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (jLTrQ)

176 This is like 50th time we heard this today.


yeah I'm PRETTY SURE the PRESIDENT got tested and doesn't have it COME ON

wtf people

I'm so sick of everything

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (j9HX3)

177 Witchdoctor, mad props for speaking up. Glad you're still here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (gd9RK)

178 to clarify, the 6 cops are not all from one dept - 4 are township cops, 2 are K9 county cops

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (G546f)

179 125 We're returning to OH from a funeral in MI. Can I still return home or has Gov. DeWine closed the state line due to Wuflu?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (6gtHp)


My daughter is a nurse practitioner at the Cleveland Clinic.

She called this morning to say she and her husband are fully stocked with everything, and that if the SHTF the whole family will be convening at their house.

Apparently the rumor is that Ohio is close to ordering a lockdown.

I told her--but darling, I have tennis to play.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (TdMsT)

180
This is an actually thing I heard from an 11 year old kid, when the Corona fearmongering first started some weeks ago...

"Why doesn't Trump just put all the Chinese people on boats and send them to the Bermuda Triangle?"

I LOL'd.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2020 05:32 PM (AzW6q)

181 157 >>The CIA disguise expert I've linked before was talking about disguise, and said that she can turn a woman into a man for disguise purposes, but not a man into a woman.

Sounds about right."

A wise Vulcan once said "It was far easier for you as civilized men to act as barbarians, than for them as barbarians to act like civilized men."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

182 Accidentally heard a bit of the Ben Shapiro show. Holy shit what a dumb cunt. Not that I'm going to listen to it, but I'm pretty sure he's leading up to endorsing Slow Joe today.

Posted by: drerbrererd at March 12, 2020 05:32 PM (ICR5Y)

183


OT

Supreme Court to Shut Doors to Public Amid Wuhan Virus Pandemic

as of today, 4:30 until further notice

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2020 05:32 PM (vEIlU)

184 Manning looks like a pastey 70's British rocker.
Posted by: 13times

Chchcchchchcanges. Time to face the change..
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (TNy/K)

He does look kind of like Roger Daltrey.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 05:32 PM (jLTrQ)

185 We're returning to OH from a funeral in MI. Can I still return home or has Gov. DeWine closed the state line due to Wuflu?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (6gtHp)


I work in the capitol, and we're still waiting to know if we're going to come into work tomorrow.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2020 05:32 PM (wCmLp)

186 Ok. Fuck all y'all hoarding bastiges!

Just got the second to last bottle of EverClear at the liquor store. Seems I'm not the only one that believes in DIY.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:32 PM (CigxG)

187 a LOCKDOWN?!?!

at this point this is a test

they're seeing what they can get away with

wow

fuck all this flattened curve BS

a lockdown

for a severe cold

okay!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (j9HX3)

188 "Chelsea" will borrow a walker from Weinstein for his next court appearance.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (I2/tG)

189 "Why doesn't Trump just put all the Chinese people on boats and send them to the Bermuda Triangle?"


There must be a hotline where he can call that in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (gd9RK)

190 Instapundit has gone virus doomzer?

ace, I like it. I think this "my 6-yr old asked me today why President Trump put children in cages" idiocy has been mocked on the twatters in the past, when the usual suspects have used it.

Good idea.

Though I don't think anything can beat the "talk like Trump" thread from the campaign year.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (El6T/)

191 Ace is an idiot is ROFL because the Dow is down.

I guess xir end of the boat isn't sinking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (+y/Ru)

192
Supreme Court to Shut Doors to Public Amid Wuhan Virus Pandemic

as of today, 4:30 until further notice
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2020 05:32 PM (vEIlU)


If this thing takes out RBG...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (wCmLp)

193 Thanks.

Maybe I'm too close to the situation. I guess I figure that Manning thought his procedure (paid for by the US Taxpayer I believe) would have fixed all of his problems, and being indulged by a movement that only looks at him as a token didn't help much.

He's messed up, and it sucks.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (w2QL7)

194 >>>Supreme Court to Shut Doors to Public Amid Wuhan Virus Pandemic

as of today, 4:30 until further notice
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

so racist.

Be better, 'ette.

Be better.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (PbpT7)

195 My eight year old daughter Sara just came into my office and, with tears in her eyes asked how she can possibly cope with the drop in my portfolio value, knowing that Trump's immigration policies vis a vis his refusal to allow cheap labor into the market will hurt cooperations bottom lines.

I shaking guys. Literally.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (b0PgQ)

196 Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (bDqIh)

Earlier was at Costco to pick up my prescription.. It was a riot there.. People in masks and loading up on water.. One guy yelled at the Pharmacist because she didn't have face masks.. he said don't you know this is a pandemic! She said he wasn't the only one to yell at her...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (6XlcD)

197 My wife got a stress headache from facebook. Apparently EVERYONE is melting down.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (IYHxL)

198 WTF were supposed to be the "errors" in Trump's address?
=======
The only way the media would have lauded Trumps address would be if he had broken out into a fever sweat, coughed up a lung and died on the spot.

Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (hCN+D)

199 140 Taylor Swift isn't looking that great.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (76R49)

Lena Dunham has ruined so much pussy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (l4C/z)

200 Get back to me, freakshows, when you alter that pesky Y chromosome. Then we'll talk.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)

201 140 Taylor Swift isn't looking that great.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (76R49)

Woof.

Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 05:34 PM (kjNk2)

202 I was thinking of making a thread out of that, so that people can offer their own #Woke8YearOld tales.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:26 PM (PbpT7)


Woke 6 year olds are even wokier. They haven't been pumped as full of bad science, or Harry Reid's semen, but mostly...

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 05:34 PM (XF4b8)

203 .22 long rifle is .22 long rifle. Mini Mag is a brand name for a very good quality round made by CCI.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


CCI was the manufacture that I couldn't remember!
Thanks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM



A very good round indeed.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 05:34 PM (axyOa)

204 I found this site worldometers.info/coronavirus. It keeps a running tally of cases from every country.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 05:27 PM (aPvIU)


Great site. Thanks!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

205 190 Instapundit has gone virus doomzer?


oh it has been since January

I think it's true - older professors are really really susceptible to the panic over this

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 12, 2020 05:34 PM (j9HX3)

206

INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - Governor Eric Holcomb announced a series of steps to protect Hoosiers from COVID-19.

The steps include:
Non-essential gatherings must be limited to no more than 250 people. This includes any event or gathering of people who are in one room or a single space at the same time, such as cafeterias, churches, stadiums, meeting and conference rooms, auditoriums and the like. This guidance applies to professional, social, community and similar other gatherings. Detailed guidance will be posted on the Indiana State Department of Health website by the end of the day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 05:34 PM (aKsyK)

207 Manning looks like a cut rate David Bowie.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:35 PM (bCLt0)

208 In other pathetic news.

Disney still has The Rise of Skywalker stinking up the theaters.

At this point, it's averaging $100 dollars per theater per day.


They obviously are trying to hit some paper number, but that is just embarrassing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 05:35 PM (FVrDO)

209 It's nice to know that Trump is doing nothing while simultaneously doing all the wrong things.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2020 05:35 PM (KNsKs)

210 Supreme Court to Shut Doors to Public Amid Wuhan Virus Pandemic

Wouldn't want anything to happen to RBG....

I denounce myself

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 05:35 PM (6XlcD)

211
If this thing takes out RBG...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM



And now we understand the root of the Dems panic.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (axyOa)

212 >>WTF were supposed to be the "errors" in Trump's address?



All I hear from these people is : "BEC, BEC BEC BEC BEC BEC..."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rtjfm95

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (bDqIh)

213 Well when the economy has been tanked from the MSM fear mongering we will all be better off with President Biden and the country ran by the Deep State .

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (ZCEU2)

214 >>>205 190 Instapundit has gone virus doomzer?


oh it has been since January

I think it's true - older professors are really really susceptible to the panic over this


I don't know about that -- he's providing information. I don't see that as being a doomer.

Being a panic-spreader entails sensationalizing information and screaming that Trump is failing because he's not following the media's plan of spreading panic.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (PbpT7)

215 Supreme Court to Shut Doors to Public Amid Wuhan Virus Pandemic
=====

Well, Sonia's no spring chicken and she's not in the best of health, you know. Can't take any chances!

Posted by: RBG at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (JcXHH)

216 205 190 Instapundit has gone virus doomzer?


oh it has been since January

I think it's true - older professors are really really susceptible to the panic over this

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 12, 2020 05:34 PM (j9HX3)

Yeppers. he mixes a little positive in though, to be fair.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (bCLt0)

217 Wouldn't want anything to happen to RBG....

I denounce myself
Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 05:35 PM (6XlcD

Sotomayor has a few risk factors too

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (ONvIw)

218 >>>If this thing takes out RBG...


LIT

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (PbpT7)

219 What's with the Trolls?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (0OmEj)

220 The media and Dems, IRM, are evil. The absolute FRENZY they have created by their coverage of the WuFlu is evil.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (IYHxL)

221 My dog has been really needy today. Is it possible it's the storm coming in?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (jLTrQ)

222 Maybe I'm too close to the situation. I guess I figure that Manning thought his procedure (paid for by the US Taxpayer I believe) would have fixed all of his problems, and being indulged by a movement that only looks at him as a token didn't help much.
He's messed up, and it sucks.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (w2QL7)

This happens to a lot of people with mental illnesses - they externalize their unhappiness, and think that if they can just change something physically, or make other people change, then everything will be better.

When of course the real problem was always inside their own heads, and no matter what they do externally, it's still their. And repeated failures to make "it" go away just bring about depression and worse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

223 Are you xenophobes really calling them Trannys now? I'll have you know that Transylvania has a rich and proud culture. Be better, h8rs!

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (YnwR0)

224 Apparently Bernie basically swept CA, as was more or less expected.

It's a race again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (I2dne)

225
And now we understand the root of the Dems panic.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (axyOa)

Pelosi ain't no spring pig

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (ONvIw)

226 218 >>>If this thing takes out RBG...


LIT
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (PbpT7)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (TdMsT)

227 Insty has not been all doom but on the doom side.In between ads for Amazon toilet paper....

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (KNsKs)

228 Ace he has a mix, but he himself mostly posts doomy things.

literally someone will post something positive and he will immediately post something else that conflicts with it

it's fine I'm just saying, Glenn is pretty doomy and has been the whole time

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (j9HX3)

229 If this thing takes out RBG...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM



And now we understand the root of the Dems panic.
====
Ruthie, Pelousi, Schumer, Biden/Bernie that's a risk pool I wouldn't want to insure.

Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (SNX+Q)

230 Well. I am surprising the wife, leaving work early, to take her to dinner. In public! without a mask and my breathing apparatus! OMG! Turning shit off for a while. Geez, what a bunch of panicking pansies the media breeds. As always, you guys are a welcome respite and breath of fresh air, except the trolls but meh. F em.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (TNy/K)

231 214 >>>205 190 Instapundit has gone virus doomzer?


oh it has been since January

I think it's true - older professors are really really susceptible to the panic over this


I don't know about that -- he's providing information. I don't see that as being a doomer.

Being a panic-spreader entails sensationalizing information and screaming that Trump is failing because he's not following the media's plan of spreading panic.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (PbpT7)

Point taken. He does put out positive stories too. It is an overall good site.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (bCLt0)

232 Is there a troll breeding farm?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 05:31 PM (jLTrQ)

No, the farm is where we send them to live out their days, happily gamboling in the meadows, after we are done with them here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (miJU3)

233 Are you xenophobes really calling them Trannys now? I'll have you know that Transylvania has a rich and proud culture. Be better, h8rs!


"SheMale" was good enough for granddad, it's good enough for me!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

234 In other .22lr news...I'm picking up my new Taurus TX22 after work.

I'll begin testing Saturday and will report in gun thread.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (l4C/z)

235

Ginsburg is no longer human.

https://youtu.be/DnBtoOAhba4?t=1m3s

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (WH4v7)

236 >>>223 Are you xenophobes really calling them Trannys now? I'll have you know that Transylvania has a rich and proud culture. Be better, h8rs!

It's not okay to call Transylvanians "trannies." That's not who we are.

We call them "Vlads."

Be better, ShainS.

Be better.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

237 so they released Chelsea...
unbelievable

Posted by: McCool at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (sZaoP)

238 Apparently we have a Planet of the Apes situation in Thailand:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v7arsj4

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (9t0Zz)

239 This happens to a lot of people with mental illnesses - they externalize their unhappiness, and think that if they can just change something physically, or make other people change, then everything will be better.

When of course the real problem was always inside their own heads, and no matter what they do externally, it's still their. And repeated failures to make "it" go away just bring about depression and worse.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

Magical thinking.

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (ONvIw)

240 Oh Lordy I'm not out of IN yet. Might get trapped here before I make it to the OH state line. Never should have stopped for the Amish chicken dinner in Shipshewana.
Now all of the Midwest governors are going off the deep end. Thought Hoosiers had more sense.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (6gtHp)

241 Supreme Court to Shut Doors to Public Amid Wuhan Virus Pandemic

as of today, 4:30 until further notice
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


"Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! RBG, be cool."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

242 221 My dog has been really needy today. Is it possible it's the storm coming in?

Speaking of dogs, My local rag had steps to take to be safe from this virus.. Wash your hands etc.. One of them was ... Don't kiss your dog...Seriously

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (6XlcD)

243 Well. I am surprising the wife, leaving work early, to take her to dinner. In public! without a mask and my breathing apparatus! OMG! Turning shit off for a while. Geez, what a bunch of panicking pansies the media breeds. As always, you guys are a welcome respite and breath of fresh air, except the trolls but meh. F em.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM



***

Someone better call The Paolo...let him know.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (axyOa)

244 I have a complaint about the rescue animals in the sidebar. They*re cute and all, but none of them looks like they could rescue shit.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (4Hf9E)

245 And Morons, I'm sorry if I'm coming across as preachy. That's not my intention and if I am despite that, I apologize.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (w2QL7)

246 Saying that the failing stock market is a result of Trump's leadership doesn't really explain why every other stock market around the world is also falling.

Hell, Canada is down 12%, biggest drop since before WWII and nobody even lives there.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)

247 I do not avoid the company of trolls but I do deny them my essence.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (l4C/z)

248 I thought RBG doesn't have lungs anymore. I'd she'd be very susceptible.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (jLTrQ)

249 Don't Panic? Dude, that ship has sailed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (+y/Ru)

250 This happens to a lot of people with mental illnesses - they externalize their unhappiness, and think that if they can just change something physically, or make other people change, then everything will be better.

When of course the real problem was always inside their own heads, and no matter what they do externally, it's still there. And repeated failures to make "it" go away just bring about depression and worse.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)


Ah, Berkeley syndrome. I call it "scratching where it doesn't itch."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

251 Judge orders Chelsea released
https://tinyurl.com/t4tm424

Posted by: McCool at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (sZaoP)

252 I propose an update to the Style Guide to just refer to this creature as an "it". There is no reason to degrade real men, especially those who serve(d), by association, and no reason to insult real women by lumping it in with what it obviously isn't.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque hears small arms fire off in the distance at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (qHZHp)

253 This dude needs to subscribe to Arnancide Weekly.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (XhWtx)

254 Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM

Classy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (TNy/K)

255 245 And Morons, I'm sorry if I'm coming across as preachy. That's not my intention and if I am despite that, I apologize.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (w2QL7)

No worries.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:40 PM (bCLt0)

256 238 Apparently we have a Planet of the Apes situation in Thailand:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v7arsj4
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (9t0Zz)

The movie or the planet?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 12, 2020 05:40 PM (l4C/z)

257 The Real Epidemic is the rampant breakout of amateur epidemiologists on Twitter and Facebook.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

258 240 Oh Lordy I'm not out of IN yet. Might get trapped here before I make it to the OH state line. Never should have stopped for the Amish chicken dinner in Shipshewana.
Now all of the Midwest governors are going off the deep end. Thought Hoosiers had more sense.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (6gtHp)


Get to Ohio while you can!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 05:40 PM (TdMsT)

259 The virus takes one look at RBG and says, 'nah dude'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2020 05:40 PM (b0PgQ)

260 Being a panic-spreader entails sensationalizing information and screaming that Trump is failing because he's not following the media's plan of spreading panic.


There's a meme about how all of my FB friends who were constitutional scholars last month are epidemiologists now.

I can't talk about it rationally because it's important to my lefties that OrangeManBad so obviously it's a killer zombie plague and he's going to get us all Reavered.

It might be worse than I think. We might be wildly overreacting. It might be impossible to know at this stage, what with how much is unknown.

But the politicization, the insistence that whatever happening is wrong because Trump is president, has completely shut down reasoned discourse.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 05:40 PM (gd9RK)

261 It's not okay to call Transylvanians "trannies." That's not who we are.

They don't say, "Blah blah blah."
https://youtu.be/8XGHNwk8eiQ?t=15

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (9t0Zz)

262 Could the SCOTUS closure be .... permanent? Long past time to start over with the whole judiciary thing, obviously.

So I guess nobody's gonna help my lazy a** and tell me what the "errors" in the Trumpenrede were? OK then.

I'll just have to assume the allegation of "errors" was as idiotic as everything else these ignorant dimwits say.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (El6T/)

263 Speaking of dogs, My local rag had steps to take to be safe from this virus.. Wash your hands etc.. One of them was ... Don't kiss your dog...Seriously
Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (6XlcD)

Dogs' body temp is too high for them to get sick from it

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (ONvIw)

264 It took 10 aspirin, did it?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (COzlW)

265 My wife got a stress headache from facebook. Apparently EVERYONE is melting down.

I am taking at least a 2 week break from that place. I couldn't handle it anymore after today.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

266 My dog has been really needy today. Is it possible it's the storm coming in?
Posted by: Northernlurker
---

Either that or the ChihuahuaVirus.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (Y4EXg)

267 Officer, My God they're looting the Food King!!

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

268 Ree-Ree, my 8-year-old, came to me with tears in her eyes, saying "Daddy, why is Orangeman failing to impose socialism and do everything to destroy the plague of capitalism and greed and stuff?"

Well that's it guys, I'm just shaking now, and I embraced her and said "It's okay dear, we'll install Bernie and put all the bad Coronaviruses and kulaks into the reeducation camps!" And she smiled through the tears and then I confined her to her bedroom for a week and laughed at her for being a pathetic little Com-symp.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (RD7QR)

269
Judge orders Chelsea released
https://tinyurl.com/t4tm424

Posted by: McCool



What the fucking fuck?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (WH4v7)

270 I went to buy a desktop today because it's been 5 years and Asia is fucked, and they were all out. The computer guy said he had never seen anything like it. There are barely any at the warehouse as well, he looked. So on the electronic/computer front, things are dicey. I have stuff coming from the warehouse this weekend.

Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (kjNk2)

271 238 Apparently we have a Planet of the Apes situation in Thailand:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v7arsj4
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (9t0Zz)


Metaphor alert.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

272 So in my town in Japan the fucking postman tested positive.

There is video of another city where some asshat got tested positive, and told his family he was going to go spread the virus around. He went to a phillipine hostess bar and sang karaoke until someone he knew confronted him and called the police. All schools are closed, so the kids are all being driven all over town by their grandparents to friends to exchange disease.

If this ramps up in Japan it is going to be worse than Italy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (LWu6U)

273 107 Woman to man definitely works better. The two fem to male trans that I know basically always looked pretty masculine - get rid of the tits and pump some hormones in for a lil facial hair and they're both now pretty convincing. They look at least as manly as your average soy-based beta orbiter.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 12, 2020 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)


Yeah, Jamie Lee Curtis doesn't look terrible as a man.

https://tinyurl.com/u8hbmkz

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 05:42 PM (wGeit)

274 My wife got a stress headache from facebook. Apparently EVERYONE is melting down.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (IYHxL)
************
Does she realize that the MSM is ramping this up because it's an election year and the hate the president?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 05:42 PM (wiXsO)

275
Earlier was at Costco to pick up my
prescription.. It was a riot there.. People in masks and loading up on
water.. One guy yelled at the Pharmacist because she didn't have face
masks.. he said don't you know this is a pandemic! She said he wasn't
the only one to yell at her...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (6XlcD)


It's unreal. But this is complete meltdown is what the left wanted. I guaran-damn-tee if Barry was in office this virus would hardly get any mention

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 05:42 PM (aPvIU)

276 Oh shit my face is itchy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 05:42 PM (jLTrQ)

277 There's a shortage on ladies fainting couches at COSTCO!!!1111!!!!!

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2020 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

278 I don't know what to think about this without the valuable wisdom of Gabriel Malor, who told us homo marriage would solve everything.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 12, 2020 05:42 PM (y7DUB)

279 The movie or the planet?

I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (9t0Zz)

280 >>>But this is a precious tranny so we're all supposed to pretend along with his delusions and his cons, I guess.

His OTHER delusions and cons.

Posted by: Goldfinger at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (1CjJc)

281 >>Earlier was at Costco to pick up my prescription.. It was a riot there.. People in masks and loading up on water.. One guy yelled at the Pharmacist because she didn't have face masks.. he said don't you know this is a pandemic! She said he wasn't the only one to yell at her


Yikes. We're ending closer to crazy panic mob times.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (bDqIh)

282 Classy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM



Heh.
Something a sergeant I had once would tell the platoon. Before you head home early, call and let her know.
For a variety of reasons.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (axyOa)

283 I think The Quartering's euphemism for suicide is a good one- "self-deletion."

Posted by: pookysgirl, mistress of the sweeper at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (XKZwp)

284 279 The movie or the planet?

I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (9t0Zz)

Oh you'll never make a monkey out of me...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (l4C/z)

285
Judge orders Chelsea released
https://tinyurl.com/t4tm424

Posted by: McCool


So the plan worked, after all.
Pretend you're a girl, and then pretend to kill yourself.
Then get away with ESPIONAGE.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (WH4v7)

286 Do you ever wonder if the Democrats and the MSM (birm) look out over their creation and say 'Holy shit, I didn't think they'd actually fall for that!'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (b0PgQ)

287 101 70 The article is silent regarding the method of the attempted "suicide." I bet you morons could come up with some hilarious ideas.
_____________

Different article I read this morning said he tried to hang himself.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2020 05:22 PM (k4dH2)


Well, DUH! Of course it failed. It set it up so it could never be "hung" again

Posted by: Boomer Redneque hears small arms fire off in the distance at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (qHZHp)

288 Cat #1 just threw up in front of food bowl. Wuhan Virus?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 12, 2020 05:44 PM (Dhht7)

289
This is an actually thing I heard from an 8 year old kid, when the Corona fearmongering first started some weeks ago...


Daddy, why doesn't the President require a quad vector analysis of the corona incubation period and why it is misogynist to the birth of humans from an intersectional point of view and is it preventing me from eating that last cookie?

From the mouths of babes!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 05:44 PM (r+sAi)

290 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2020 05:41 PM (LWu6U)

Isn't Japan old as fuck?

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 12, 2020 05:44 PM (IYHxL)

291 Getting trampled to death over a roll of toilet paper would suck.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 05:44 PM (jLTrQ)

292 Crazy traitor is as crazy traitor does.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 05:44 PM (2B9A/)

293 Northernlurker - Have you been letting your dog watch the news lately?

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 05:44 PM (ZCEU2)

294 I'm watching a Jordanian series on Netflix called "Jinn", about two jinn that are released by a couple high school students at Petra.
It has a teen-soap vibe, but also is interesting in how the characters interact. The males are much more macho/chauvinist.
Also, since I am watching it in Arabic, I am surprised by how many words are English, like 'summoner', 'vampire', 'bonfire', 'OK'. And in one scene, the teacher was teaching in English.
It's only 5 short episodes (I just finished the second one), so I will see where it goes. Better than bitching about empty TP shelves..lol.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2020 05:44 PM (ufFY8)

295 My 10 and 12 year sons told told me they are very concerned about schools closing because of Trumps mishandling of this crisis and how it would effect their future. Also very concerned that the students of color will suffer even more due to institutional racism made even worse Trump.


Just kidding. They are very excited and sure school closing will mean more YouTube and Roblox time. Not very happy about their soccer league being suspended though.


They are pretty mush impervious to the school's PC lecturing, gives me some hope for the future.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2020 05:44 PM (MxEKc)

296 It's unreal. But this is complete meltdown is what the left wanted. I guaran-damn-tee if Barry was in office this virus would hardly get any mention
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 05:42 PM (aPvIU)

Yep, or Hillary.

I suspect that he was unaware that we're not getting many masks from China these days. Although I understand they gave the Italians a large supply. So it exists. We didn't have an Hug A Chinese event though, like Florence did

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 05:45 PM (ONvIw)

297
But the politicization, the insistence that whatever happening is wrong because Trump is president, has completely shut down reasoned discourse.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 05:40 PM (gd9RK)

-------

Exactly. I haven't made a single comment about the severity of COVID-19, because I don't know anything... I don't know about epidemiology.

My gut says that it's no more of a worry than Zika, or swine flu, or bird flu or MERS or SARS or you name it, and that this is a media frenzy they are hoping to use against OrangeManBad.

My gut is probably right.

But hell, I don't know. However, that NEVER stops a Dem from popping from off about Trumpvirus or whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2020 05:45 PM (AzW6q)

298 My wife got a stress headache from facebook. Apparently EVERYONE is melting down.
Posted by: thathalfrican


Not everyone. I'm laughing my ass off. On Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:45 PM (CigxG)

299
Ladyboys vs. Monkeys!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 05:45 PM (f1Vqw)

300 Update from CNN.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GzwFOh_m7wA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 05:45 PM (+y/Ru)

301 Now all of the Midwest governors are going off the deep end. Thought Hoosiers had more sense.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 12, 2020 05:38 PM (6gtHp)


Enjoy that limit of assembly ban in the buckeye state. I wish you well.




Posted by: Man is not a Rational Animal at March 12, 2020 05:45 PM (jeefx)

302 215
Supreme Court to Shut Doors to Public Amid Wuhan Virus Pandemic

__________


What would we do without our brave leaders? Probably really prosper.


Rush had a caller today who jokingly suggested that Trump should postpone or cancel the election -- strictly as a public safety measure, mind you.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 05:45 PM (YnwR0)

303 Supreme Court to Shut Doors to Public Amid Wuhan Virus Pandemic

It's one way to keep out Chucky Schumer.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 12, 2020 05:45 PM (pPNCa)

304 Isn't Japan old as fuck?
==
Yeah pretty much.

They live close together also.

Lot of public transit instead of cars.

It'll be bad if it gets loose there.

Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (QAdEE)

305 I won be able ti get that freak photo out of my head.

Shouldn't they remove his adams apple?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (Orx/W)

306 She's been reading AOSHQ over my shoulder.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (jLTrQ)

307 255 245 And Morons, I'm sorry if I'm coming across as preachy. That's not my intention and if I am despite that, I apologize.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 12, 2020 05:39 PM (w2QL7)

No worries.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:40 PM (bCLt0)

same here. When I speak of externalization, it's because I have a female relative who's done that for years, and I've gotten to see it in play up close and personal like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)

308 >>> 175 Is there a troll breeding farm?

No they're all subsequent cheap transcodes starting with troll zero years ago. We are now about 150 copies into generation loss.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (l6b3d)

309 The update. Oh, FFS!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (+y/Ru)

310 Gentlemen .... manifest, you in a big or small town, and what part of the country? My own network has not registered any alarm about this over there, so far. That's in Kansai region.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (El6T/)

311 OMG COSTCO is out of roof Koreans!!!!!!111111!!!!!

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (gmo/4)

312 It's unreal. But this is complete meltdown is what the left wanted. I guaran-damn-tee if Barry was in office this virus would hardly get any mention
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 05:42 PM (aPvIU)

Yep, or Hillary.

I suspect that he was unaware that we're not getting many masks from China these days. Although I understand they gave the Italians a large supply. So it exists. We didn't have an Hug A Chinese event though, like Florence did

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 05:45 PM



And the market would never have gone above 20k.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (axyOa)

313 My gut says that it's no more of a worry than Zika, or swine flu, or bird flu or MERS or SARS or you name it, and that this is a media frenzy they are hoping to use against OrangeManBad.

My gut is probably right.

But hell, I don't know. However, that NEVER stops a Dem from popping from off about Trumpvirus or whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Swine flu was bad. Obama didn't get off his ass until 1000 people died. How fast did 1000 people die?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (CigxG)

314
I'll say it again, a 30 day shutdown of Twitter and social media in general would do a lot of good with this mass panic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (f1Vqw)

315 283 I think The Quartering's euphemism for suicide is a good one- "self-deletion."
Posted by: pookysgirl, mistress of the sweeper at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (XKZwp)


Youtube has become incomprehensible as creators try to tiptoe around that stupid demonitization algorithm.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (wGeit)

316 Juan just got discredited and be clowned himself about Trump's travel ban. Everyone just piled on him and Greg called him a liar.
They should have all thrown him to ground, sat on him and twisted his arm till he cried uncle and admitted he was wrong

Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 05:47 PM (wiXsO)

317 Ladyboys vs. Monkeys!


*staples a tail to an ape's ass to let him enter as a monkey*


Let's go!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 05:47 PM (gd9RK)

318 So Epstein's plan failed because he wouldn't go all in and cut off his own balls? Heh. Justice.

Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2020 05:47 PM (akXrM)

319 OT. Just saw a Dean Koontz meme about his prediction in his book on Facebook. So this place is ahead of the curve once again.

Posted by: morigu at March 12, 2020 05:47 PM (Eu98u)

320

And when people are sitting on mountains of toilet paper and Ramen noodles and nothing happens then what?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 05:47 PM (aPvIU)

321 This is how the world ends.

Not with a bang but a sniffle?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2020 05:47 PM (Xd2lP)

322 Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (CigxG)

That's a great question and would most likely be a great rebuff to this freakout.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 12, 2020 05:47 PM (IYHxL)

323 283 I think The Quartering's euphemism for suicide is a good one- "self-deletion."
Posted by: pookysgirl, mistress of the sweeper at March 12, 2020 05:43 PM (XKZwp)


The sincerest form of self-criticism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

324 There is video of another city where some asshat got tested positive, and told his family he was going to go spread the virus around. He went to a phillipine hostess bar and sang karaoke until someone he knew confronted him and called the police.

Some tool in Belgium was filmed on the subway pulling down his face mask, licking his fingers, then wiping them all over a handrail.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/qn4ewo3

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:48 PM (9t0Zz)

325
One of these days Juan Williams is just gonna say, "Hey, man, I'm paid to say this shit."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:48 PM (WH4v7)

326 Are burning tires the most efficient way to block off a street?

Does anyone know the proper way to lay a snare trap for humans?

How long will canned peaches last for?

Does the colander go on the face or over the head to protect from falling objects?

Answers people! I need answers!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2020 05:48 PM (b0PgQ)

327 320
And when people are sitting on mountains of toilet paper and Ramen noodles and nothing happens then what?

ex-lax?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 12, 2020 05:48 PM (sGtp+)

328 And now they canceled the K of C fish fry. When will it end?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 12, 2020 05:48 PM (6gtHp)

329 Well at least there's SOME good news! Disneyland just announced they're closing for 2 full weeks!

I see the Griswalds pulling up in front of the gates some time next week....

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)

330 Its pretty amusing to watch Allahpundit take on the role as Punchy Joe's press secretary and general overall flack man today - we'll its actually embarrassing to see but this guy sold his credibility as an intelligent political observer a long time ago. He's trying to sell the lefty troll narrative that Trump is causing chaos in the markets and panic by his unspecified incompetence and Demento Joe is a - get this - "return to normalcy"

Expect this to be the new lefty progressive theme going forward - "Drooling Joe, Your New Normal"

Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 05:48 PM (32YRo)

331 And when people are sitting on mountains of toilet paper and Ramen noodles and nothing happens then what?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 05:47 PM (aPvIU)

They'll be able to shit in style for months

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (ONvIw)

332
Saying that the failing stock market is a result of Trump's leadership doesn't really explain why every other stock market around the world is also falling.

Hell, Canada is down 12%, biggest drop since before WWII and nobody even lives there.
Posted by: JackStraw

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Oh come on, that's easy.

Trump is Armageddon. He is destroying civilization as we know it. In the end, we will all be fleeing our homes and banging on the doors of the only refuge that is left standing...the Trump Towers, which will be charging $10,000 a night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (G51Gf)

333 Jeebus, that updated headline by Ace looks like it's ripped from the pages of the Babylon Bee. What a stupid insane time to be alive.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (YnwR0)

334
Where is General Flynn's dismissal from some random federal judge??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (WH4v7)

335 It's a stunt and a gambit!

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (MVjcR)

336 Insty did have this interesting piece from someone he know's in Hong Kong.Doesn't sound doomy to me

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/361108/

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (KNsKs)

337 Some tool in Belgium was filmed on the subway pulling down his face mask, licking his fingers, then wiping them all over a handrail.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/qn4ewo3
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:48 PM (9t0Zz)

It's a crying shame that Flogging has gone out of fashion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)

338 Fcuk.

You guys know what this means right?

The campaigns will be suspended indefinitely.

No reason for Hillary! to not throw her hat in the ring.

Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (1Ar4V)

339 Juan Williams is actually a petty good representation of the Libnuts state of mind even if he's faking it for a paycheck. I hear it, Heidi hears it, we all hear it.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 05:50 PM (Orx/W)

340 Swine flu was bad. Obama didn't get off his ass until 1000 people died. How fast did 1000 people die?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (CigxG)


Remember when Obama brought effing EBOLA PATIENTS to the U.S. for treatment?

Obviously, the MSM and Democrats do not remember this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

341 216
205 190 Instapundit has gone virus doomzer?





oh it has been since January



I think it's true - older professors are really really susceptible to the panic over this



Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 12, 2020 05:34 PM (j9HX3)



Yeppers. he mixes a little positive in though, to be fair.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:36 PM (bCLt0)

Remember to buy your pandemic supplies through Amazon!

And get me a rocket ship to Mars!

Posted by: Instapanic at March 12, 2020 05:50 PM (fCjIg)

342 315 Youtube has become incomprehensible as creators try to tiptoe around that stupid demonitization algorithm.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (wGeit)


YouTube will instantly demonetize any video mentioning COVID19. Gamers Nexus (a quite good PC hardware review channel) gets around that by referring to it as, "human malware."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 05:50 PM (DTX3h)

343 Too bad that turd didn't die in a fire

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, getting ready for direct fire at March 12, 2020 05:51 PM (XN+73)

344
You guys know what this means right?


It means Biden will be able to hide from the public, and use recorded messages written by Dr. Jill....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 05:51 PM (6XlcD)

345 All schools cancelled for the next three weeks in Ohio?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 05:51 PM (TdMsT)

346 the Trump Towers, which will be charging $10,000 a night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (G51Gf)

I can pay in toilet paper!!!
*evil laugh*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 05:51 PM (Orx/W)

347 OT. Just saw a Dean Koontz meme about his prediction in his book on Facebook. So this place is ahead of the curve once again.
========
Moron power.

Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2020 05:51 PM (bUmw0)

348 314
I'll say it again, a 30 day shutdown of Twitter and social media in general would do a lot of good with this mass panic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (f1Vqw)


Yes, I think the Wuhan can be transmitted through the inner tubes. Been reading about *cough* it and looking at those decontamination pictures *cough, cough*. Becoming symptomatic *cough*

Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at at March 12, 2020 05:51 PM (ZQR/T)

349 Where is General Flynn's dismissal from some random federal judge??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (WH4v7)

Next court hearing, General Flynn needs to show up wearing a tutu and pink ballet slippers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

350 rhomboid

Here is map of cases in Japan

https://www.coromap.info/

This was done by kid from Singapore (I think. Maybe Taiwan? Korea? some japanophile anyway) but the detail is amazing. Each city has press conference every day telling what new cases were found, and who they contacted, etc.

They are contact tracing like they are building a fucking toyota and every detail maters. Sadly, I think they only have a week or so before they are overwhelmed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2020 05:52 PM (LWu6U)

351 " Hey Judge, how 'bout a nice Hawaiian Punch ?"

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 05:52 PM (arJlL)

352 Trump Towers. One of them is Minas Tirith, right?

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:52 PM (bCLt0)

353 Ladyl. Yep. And a ban on the size of group allowed to gather. I think 100. DeWine has gone insane.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 12, 2020 05:52 PM (OHGo+)

354 Why no pay attention me?

Posted by: Whoa Phat, DPROK at March 12, 2020 05:52 PM (gmo/4)

355 All schools cancelled for the next three weeks in Ohio?
Posted by: Ladyl

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The ones I am familiar with, yeah. I will have the grands during most of it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2020 05:52 PM (Y4EXg)

356 All schools cancelled for the next three weeks in Ohio?
=
Yep. At least.

An no public gatherings of any kind over 100. (movie theaters concerts etc) Does not apply to churches, or employers yet.

Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2020 05:52 PM (nqiyy)

357 Somebody buy him a rope.

Posted by: SkylerKat at March 12, 2020 05:52 PM (SXIn9)

358 I do note that with Broadway and other entertainment venues closing - almost all of these are owned and run by big Lefty contributors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

359 A federal judge ordered the release of Chelsea Manning from jail, days after a reported suicide attempt.

I'm seeing a loophole that traitorous leftists might exploit.

1. Commit crime against some facet of gov't that perceived to be "right wing" (Republican representatives, federal law enforcement, the military, etc.)
2. Go to jail
3. Transition to female
4. Attempt suicide in a relatively convincing manner
5. Wait for Judge Kana Sato to order your release
6. Write a book

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:53 PM (9t0Zz)

360 Yikes. We're ending closer to crazy panic mob times.


This is a good night to watch Omega Man.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

361 328
And now they canceled the K of C fish fry. When will it end?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 12, 2020 05:48 PM (6gtHp)

_________


BREAKING on CNN: Christmas has been permanently banned. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 05:53 PM (YnwR0)

362 Well fuck my balls and call me Paul.

Actually, it's Paulette now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Incel at March 12, 2020 05:53 PM (+dsLj)

363 Dang, a faux pandemic panic apocalypse situation is about the only time I'd consider going to Disneyland any more, and then only if I had free passes. It's been too crowded for a long, long time, not even tempted to go. A friend apparently found a fairly empty day last year (rainstorm), but no longer have any interest in the crowds. And that's leaving aside what a toxic despicable entity Disney has morphed into, overall.

Related, kinda, in Japan people are visiting Kyoto again. Reason - no mobs of Chinese tourists. Went last year, fall, and can confirm it's almost unpleasantly crowded at all the main sites, or actually unpleasantly crowded (and this was not at peak of foliage season, either). Totally different than years past.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 05:53 PM (El6T/)

364 When I was eight I watched the United States, on behalf of the world, step on another celestial object in our universe. My father watched it half way around the world in Viet Nam on a bootlegged t.v. "liberated" from MACV hq.

I told people to vote for Hubert Humphrey but they didn't listen. I'm still quaking.

Posted by: Kazi at March 12, 2020 05:54 PM (0x00j)

365 360
Yikes. We're ending closer to crazy panic mob times.





This is a good night to watch Omega Man.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

I'm buying more ammo to protect my toilet paper stash.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 05:54 PM (Orx/W)

366 And now they canceled the K of C fish fry. When will it end?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

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That tears it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2020 05:54 PM (Y4EXg)

367 How much for a "clean" girl?

One or two rolls of Charmin?

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2020 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

368 >>We didn't have an Hug A Chinese event though, like Florence did

Maybe 3 weeks ago Boston city leaders organized a big public dinner in Chinatown, inviting everyone to join them to fight the stigma/counteract the steep drop in business.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (bDqIh)

369 Well - I've had an educational conversation today.

My old man, at 65, is still strong as an ox. He can straight up work men 15 years younger into the ground.

But he's "all in" on how this fucking flu could kill him. They've figured out how to make his white, ex-military, lifelong foundry and construction worker ass a victim. And he likes it.

Posted by: Man is not a Rational Animal at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (jeefx)

370 338 Fcuk.

You guys know what this means right?

The campaigns will be suspended indefinitely.

No reason for Hillary! to not throw her hat in the ring.
Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2020 05:49 PM (1Ar4V)

CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE All is proceeding according to plan! I knew that biologist would produce a virus if I kept his daughter hostage! Cackle! CACKLE! CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE *hic**shart**thud*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Nacho President at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (RD7QR)

371 I am extremely capable of giving the Steven Pinker "everything is getting better" speech, as well as the "everything is doomed" speech. I believe both simultaneously.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (76R49)

372 What's the one most important thing any criminal can take to court with him?

Lipstick.

Posted by: JEM at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (8erNz)

373 Cat #1 just threw up in front of food bowl. Wuhan Virus?

Not likely, according to the American Veterinary Medical Association. There are so many reasons why cats vomit (hairballs, eating grass, eating too fast, new food being the most common reasons) that teh Dem panic virus is not likely to be the cause.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (pPNCa)

374 So Prime has a good show about Japan on right now.

Its done by one of the grand tour guys: James May. Drives from one end of Japan to the other. Some culture, food, stupid humor.

Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (puwdQ)

375 Shouldn't attempted murder carry a similar penalty as murder. Just because you're incompetent, doesn't mean the victim wouldn't be dead if you knew what you were doing.

Posted by: My corona at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (MSNgT)

376 Isn't Japan old as fuck?

Median age of 47.3.

The US by contrast has a median age of 38.1.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (9t0Zz)

377 Protip on prepping: no facial hair, or at least kempt facial hair, so nobody knows you have stuff.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)

378 Maybe 3 weeks ago Boston city leaders organized a big public dinner in Chinatown, inviting everyone to join them to fight the stigma/counteract the steep drop in business.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (bDqI

This was February 4th.

People are so stupid

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (ONvIw)

379 Should have said canceled, not banned.

This hysteria has given a whole new meaning to #CancelCulture ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 05:56 PM (YnwR0)

380 I'm seeing a loophole that traitorous leftists might exploit.

1. Commit crime against some facet of gov't that perceived to be "right wing" (Republican representatives, federal law enforcement, the military, etc.)
2. Go to jail
3. Transition to female
4. Attempt suicide in a relatively convincing manner
5. Wait for Judge Kana Sato to order your release
6. Write a book
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:53 PM (9t0Zz)


7. Accept gig at MSNBC
8. Have Hollywood applaud your "courage"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

381 Maybe 3 weeks ago Boston city leaders organized a
big public dinner in Chinatown, inviting everyone to join them to fight
the stigma/counteract the steep drop in business.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (bDqIh)

They way things are going I maybe living on Chinese take out if everyone else is terrified of Chinese restaurants.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 05:56 PM (aPvIU)

382 Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.

When you gonna give me some time, Corona?

Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.

Gun it comin' off the line Corona

Never gonna stop, give the TP up.

Posted by: The Knack at March 12, 2020 05:56 PM (r+sAi)

383 Barky had 1000 flu deaths before he mentioned he should do something

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (ZCEU2)

384 Damn.. In other news John Solomon just said he sees no evidence that any Grand jury has been called for by Durham...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (6XlcD)

385 I couldn't order online at Papa John's. Had to call store and online specials were dollar higher. Wuhann Virus?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (Dhht7)

386 382 Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.

When you gonna give me some time, Corona?

Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.

Gun it comin' off the line Corona

Never gonna stop, give the TP up.
Posted by: The Knack at March 12, 2020 05:56 PM (r+sAi)


Lol!

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (bCLt0)

387 A caller to Rush today said Trump should cancel the election due to Corona.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (aKsyK)

388 Yesterday we get Paige Spirinac, today we get, whoa !

That picture is disturbing beyond belief.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (M+Lyo)

389 I wonder if he tried "Let me out or the tranny bitch gets it!"

Posted by: Cleavon Little at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (sWM8x)

390 Italy is even older population wise than Japan.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (KNsKs)

391 From the sidebar:

Google "Does Joe Biden have dementia?" and click on the first return, from Forbes.

https://outline.com/cKv8dS

If you click on Ace's link, you won't get it. If you get it on Outline.com, however, you can read it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (iuFgi)

392 Women aren't very good at suicide, are they?

Posted by: Blago at March 12, 2020 05:58 PM (sjTfF)

393 Omega Man


And nothing quite cleanses like fire.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2020 05:58 PM (gmo/4)

394 College World Series cancelled. That's going to get people out here screaming this town makes a lot of money off that event.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 05:58 PM (j3npP)

395
Italy's median age is also 47.2 yrs. This explains a lot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 05:58 PM (f1Vqw)

396 388 Yesterday we get Paige Spirinac, today we get, whoa !

That picture is disturbing beyond belief.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (M+Lyo)

Art thread was muy bueno, though!

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 05:58 PM (bCLt0)

397 368 >>We didn't have an Hug A Chinese event though, like Florence did

Maybe 3 weeks ago Boston city leaders organized a big public dinner in Chinatown, inviting everyone to join them to fight the stigma/counteract the steep drop in business.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (bDqIh)

...

So...I"ll ride with you has intersected with communicable diseases. This is perfect.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 12, 2020 05:58 PM (yL25O)

398 Gentlemen .... manifest, arigato. Will check it out. I've got people over there, links as it were, so gotta give it a look. So far there'd been no flares being fired among those I know.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 05:58 PM (El6T/)

399
Maybe 3 weeks ago Boston city leaders organized a big public dinner in Chinatown, inviting everyone to join them to fight the stigma/counteract the steep drop in business.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM (bDqI

This was February 4th.

People are so stupid

Posted by: CN

Ace should post a pic of Mayah Walsh's "Bingo" card:

https://www.bostonusa.com/event/support-chinatown-bingo/63962/

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 05:59 PM (WH4v7)

400 387 A caller to Rush today said Trump should cancel the election due to Corona.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (aKsyK)

Oh, I already called for a 10-year dictatorship in the other thread. Should be enough to prepare the way for The Barron, Duke of Manhattan and Marshall of the Armored Corps.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 12, 2020 05:59 PM (RD7QR)

401 "...trannies keep saying, "We'll kill ourselves if we don't get our way."

If only.

Posted by: West at March 12, 2020 05:59 PM (jqZBS)

402 314 I'll say it again, a 30 day year shutdown of Twitter and social media in general would do a lot of good with this mass panic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (f1Vqw)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

403 Isn't Japan old as fuck?

Median age of 47.3.

The US by contrast has a median age of 38.1.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 05:55 PM
----------------------------------

What's the mean and mode age?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 12, 2020 05:59 PM (Dhht7)

404 Isn't Japan old as fuck? Median age of 47.3.


See? Boomers!!!

Posted by: That tide pod who calls everyone under 40 boomers at March 12, 2020 05:59 PM (EgshT)

405 401 "...trannies keep saying, "We'll kill ourselves if we don't get our way."

If only.
Posted by: West at March 12, 2020 05:59 PM (jqZBS)


"Deal!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

406 Hug a chinese day actually happened? What the actual fuck.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 12, 2020 06:00 PM (IYHxL)

407 387 A caller to Rush today said Trump should cancel the election due to Corona.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 05:57 PM (aKsyK)

"I have ordered select units of Space Force (oh you thought that wasn't Trump's personal army?) to arrest the Democrat party leadership. Joe Biden has been removed to a secure location where he cannot hurt himself. Bernie Sanders is currently boarding a helicopter for a ride over the ocean..."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 06:00 PM (j3npP)

408 Tired of all this tranny shit. I have sympathy for those who are really mentally fucked up, but keep it the fuck out of my face and especially keep it the fuck away from my kids. Assholes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 06:00 PM (NWiLs)

409 Warden to Judge: "Yes, we got your court order. We did let Chelsea Manning go. What are you talking about? We're only holding Bradley Manning in a cell."

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 06:00 PM (ABjxW)

410
Paige Spiranac should film a little golf video. Nekkid. This could go a long way toward getting the public mind off the Woo-woo flu. Well, around half the population.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 06:00 PM (f1Vqw)

411
An excellent piece of Real Journalism would be
a Timeline of what obama did in 2009 for the US Swine Flu epidemic.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 06:00 PM (WH4v7)

412 Between the Italians hugging Chinese and the Iranians licking doorways it explains a lot...

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2020 06:01 PM (KNsKs)

413
Why can't a woman, be more like a man?

Posted by: Henry Higgins at March 12, 2020 06:01 PM (sy5kK)

414 Wuhan Flu, Thanks for everything. Love Xi Jinping.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 12, 2020 06:01 PM (IYHxL)

415 This freaky creature of the night needs to find herself a man like the women in the Jenner/Kardashian family. That'll pep her up some.

Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2020 06:01 PM (ATCV4)

416 Half the population here are Meerkats. Which explains everything, really.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 06:01 PM (bCLt0)

417 Who said teepee??

Posted by: Cornholio at March 12, 2020 06:01 PM (l3+k2)

418 Got a while before this panic all burns out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (fCjIg)

419 She can stockpile her tampon strings and hang herself with them.

Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (Y274z)

420 412 Between the Italians hugging Chinese and the Iranians licking doorways it explains a lot...
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2020 06:01 PM (KNsKs)

Maybe if we get them all to lick each other we can be left alone.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (RD7QR)

421 Observations that human IQ has been declining for many decades have been given strong confirmation this week.

Posted by: no one in particular at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (Jhqq9)

422 Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 05:53 PM (El6T/)


When I last went to Disney Land was about when it was still almost a local phenom in the 60's.

Went to Disney World when they had just opened and it was insane. 5 years later I got a tour by some girls that worked there and it was maxie zoom insane.

I would not wait for those lines or move thru the crowds that are worse than New York Subways.

Better to just buy a video game or go for a stroll in the woods.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (Xd2lP)

423 403
What's the mean and mode age?

being human, the mean age is doubtless sometime during the hooligan face, colloquially known as "teenager".

being japanes, the mode age is probably "with tentacles".

Posted by: Anachronda at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (sGtp+)

424 They're auctioning of a 45 roll pack of toilet paper at work right now. The proceeds go to the local homeless shelter.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (gmo/4)

425 So old Joe gave a "speech" today saying Trump blew it on the Corona virus and proceeded to give a list of things he would do... And they are all things Trump has already done.. Oh .. he wouldn't take questions

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (6XlcD)

426
What's that song that goes when a man loves is a woman?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (WH4v7)

427 MR. Manning still have to pay his $256,000 fines, though. Surely HE will be held in contempt and jailed when he fails to pay them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (puu6v)

428 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)

429 336 Steevy, did you read the comments. A), there has been no community transmission in HK for days because they shut down the place for weeks and prevented much travel in and out, B) the picture is deceptive because that part of Hong Kong is party town, with the young and least at risk. Commenters noted that the older folks and away from the bar scene were holed up. Elsewhere, everyone is still wearing mask. From the SARS scare, they know the drill.

Italy applied the same harsh measures (to some) in Lombardia region of Northern Italy and has seen community transmission come to a halt as well. That is when they decided to take it nationwide.

If you are young and in good health, you can afford to take risks--for healthcare workers, the elderly, and the immune impaired, existing is a risk because every young and healthy person that takes no precautions and becomes a carrier could cause your death if you cross paths.

Posted by: grumpy whig at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (EUDB2)

430 Oh just let it die.

Fuck.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)

431 What's the mean and mode age?

The mean age: You're old!

The mode age: 1980 is when Depeche Mode was most popular.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (9t0Zz)

432 Got a pretty spiffy anti-virus haircut today. To the uninitiated, it looks exactly like all my other haircuts.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (MVjcR)

433 392 Women aren't very good at suicide, are they?
Posted by: Blago at March 12, 2020 05:58 PM (sjTfF)


Berkeley feminist bleating to me that women attempt suicide at four times the rate of men.

"Yeah, but men are several times more likely to actually commit suicide. So either the girls are being drama queens, or they're technically incompetent."

And the fuss they made about Albert Schweizer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

434 He hasn't done it yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

Is that better or worse? pre-op and post-op trannies are both profoundly disturbed, though I'll grant you that the pre-op version may be slightly less nuts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (dLLD6)

435 418 Got a while before this panic all burns out.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (fCjIg)

Economically, the broker said that this will NOT be a V-shaped market bottom. Cheery thought, that.

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (bCLt0)

436 Cuomo and DiBlasio are doing their best to kill the economy.

Will they shutdown the NYC subways?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (swCn8)

437 Earlier was at Costco to pick up my prescription.. It was a riot there

Went to the supermarket this morning, no sign of panic about toilet paper or anything else. In fact there was plenty of TP in the paper goods aisle. Public schools will close indefinitely as of tomorrow, though (yes, it's a blue city, why do you ask?), and the local university shut down two days ago.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (pPNCa)

438 Are you threatening me??

Posted by: Cornholio at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (l3+k2)

439 Listen if we don't cancel every event involving more than 10 people how are we going to continue to drive the economy into the shitter?


Work with us people!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (Orx/W)

440 Related, kinda, in Japan people are visiting Kyoto again. Reason - no mobs of Chinese tourists.

__________



They come into Northern Arizona by the busloads for the Grand Canyon, Antelope Valley slot canyons on the Navajo reservation near Page, Sedona, et. al.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 06:04 PM (YnwR0)

441 Posted by: That tide pod who calls everyone under 40 boomers at March 12, 2020 05:59 PM (EgshT)

under or over? It should be under, it would really get UNDER their skin.
the funny thing is most Millennials don't know any Boomers and they don't work with them either. It is Gen X they hate and the feeling is mutual.

*yes lots of great Millenialls out there. you have your troops, your cops, c-pac attendees etc etc.

Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 06:04 PM (n13/j)

442 The Real Epidemic is the rampant breakout of amateur epidemiologists on Twitter and Facebook.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

I haven't played all those zombie games just to have you talk down to me this way.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2020 06:04 PM (76R49)

443 But Epstein killed himself in jail...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2020 06:04 PM (LNPNi)

444 I like the idea of calling off elections, thats something the Democrats would get into.






If they were running the country

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 06:04 PM (ZCEU2)

445 "Yeah, but men are several times more likely to actually commit suicide. So either the girls are being drama queens, or they're technically incompetent."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

Oh my...to have been in the room...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2020 06:04 PM (dLLD6)

446 tell me what's wrong with this picture:
https://tinyurl.com/yx2gsnf9

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 06:04 PM (r+sAi)

447

ot again

BREAKING: Disneyland Resort Temporarily Closing on March 14 Due to Coronavirus (COVID-19) Pandemic

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2020 06:04 PM (vEIlU)

448 Well the Virginia Hawaiian judge may be on to something. Tourism crashed in Virginia b/c Chelsea is in prison there.

bwhahaha

Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2020 06:05 PM (Y274z)

449 "Yeah, but men are several times more likely to actually commit suicide. So either the girls are being drama queens, or they're technically incompetent."


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (YqDXo)


*develop an app*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 06:05 PM (Orx/W)

450 Refreshing Photo, mostly safe for work

Paige

https://www.listal.com/viewimage/19444419

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2020 06:05 PM (M+Lyo)

451 though I'll grant you that the pre-op version may be slightly less nuts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
---------------------
Ermm... wouldn't post-op have less nuts?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 12, 2020 06:05 PM (Dhht7)

452 Hubby is staying at Trump's hotel in DC. Says its one of the nicest hotels he's been in. MAGA!

Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 06:06 PM (YxML+)

453 I'm going to make a trip to Walmart tomorrow. It was pretty slow there last week at around 9 am so I'm hoping the same holds. I'll pick up some more...ramen? I guess? If they have it.

At this point I'm more worried about the people panicking than the virus.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 06:06 PM (j3npP)

454 Anyone else remember the Space Wars episode where they visited a planet with no adults and only kids? Could be happening here!

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2020 06:06 PM (Hn4z/)

455 So ABC contributed to the panic and Disney closes as a result?


Haha


Self own.

Posted by: Ha at March 12, 2020 06:07 PM (AXS9h)

456 >>Ace should post a pic of Mayah Walsh's "Bingo" card:

https://www.bostonusa.com/event/support-chinatown-bingo/63962/




Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 06:07 PM (bDqIh)

457 When 60 million Hillary voters freak out this is what it looks like.

Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2020 06:07 PM (Y274z)

458 450 Refreshing Photo, mostly safe for work

Paige

https://www.listal.com/viewimage/19444419


Fore!

Posted by: JEM at March 12, 2020 06:07 PM (8erNz)

459 indeed, the Trump Hotel in DC is yuuge and glorious. It has a good gift shop too, believe me.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 06:07 PM (ykYG2)

460 *yes lots of great Millenialls out there. you have your troops, your cops, c-pac attendees etc etc.

Agreed, and my sock meant to say "over 40". It was an epic fail, all around. I attribute it to CHBS - Corona Hysteria Burnout Syndrome.

Posted by: That tide pod who calls everyone under 40 boomers at March 12, 2020 06:07 PM (EgshT)

461 Ohio State has cancelled all in person classes on campus for the remainder of spring semester extended spring break another week so that students can move out of all campus housing. All athletic competition cancelled for the rest of the spring. The Ohio gov also has ordered all schools in the state closed for the next three weeks.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 06:07 PM (fEX1W)

462 408 Tired of all this tranny shit. I have sympathy for those who are really mentally fucked up, but keep it the fuck out of my face and especially keep it the fuck away from my kids. Assholes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 06:00 PM (NWiLs)


Yes.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 06:07 PM (TdMsT)

463 "Yeah, but men are several times more likely to actually commit suicide. So either the girls are being drama queens, or they're technically incompetent."

It's because they worry about how their body will look afterward. They want to look tragic and beautiful; so no shotgun in the mouth.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 06:07 PM (9t0Zz)

464 >>At this point I'm more worried about the people panicking than the virus.


THIS.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 06:08 PM (bDqIh)

465 Soooo...based on this precident, anyone who gets thrown in jail for refusing to pay taxes just has to declare transgenderism, and fake a suicide attempt to be released, right?

Posted by: Pete at March 12, 2020 06:08 PM (YD0F1)

466 "Yeah, but men are several times more likely to actually commit suicide. So either the girls are being drama queens, or they're technically incompetent."


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (YqDXo)


*develop an app*
Posted by: Cannibal Blob


For the women. Because the men won't read the instructions anyways.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 06:08 PM (CigxG)

467 Store has gone bonkers.

Water gone.
TP flying off shelves so now limiting how much is bought

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2020 06:08 PM (LNPNi)

468
Anyone else remember the Space Wars episode where they visited a planet with no adults and only kids? Could be happening here!

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2020 06:06 PM (Hn4z/)


Yes, and their justice system was as logical as ours.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2020 06:08 PM (gmo/4)

469 440
Related, kinda, in Japan people are visiting Kyoto again. Reason - no mobs of Chinese tourists.

__________

They
come into Northern Arizona by the busloads for the Grand Canyon,
Antelope Valley slot canyons on the Navajo reservation near Page,
Sedona, et. al.


Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 06:04 PM (YnwR0)

They also love renting motorcycles and reliving Route 66 with the whole leather outfit. Kinda easy Rider like. Some come here thinking they are going to ride cross country on a motor cycle until they get a wake up call as to how BIG the US actually is. Funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 06:08 PM (Orx/W)

470 They are all closing and calling everything off. If they cancel The Masters, this is no longer America.

Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 06:08 PM (n13/j)

471 So old Joe gave a "speech" today saying Trump blew it on the Corona virus and proceeded to give a list of things he would do... And they are all things Trump has already done.. Oh .. he wouldn't take questions
Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2020 06:02 PM (6XlcD)


Isn't that because there was no one there? It was all a staged photo op with teleprompters and helpers standing just off camera to hold him up or help if his shots wore off too quickly and he stumbled ?

Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 06:09 PM (YxML+)

472

Bonk Bonk on the head!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 06:09 PM (WH4v7)

473 Chelsea is a five-bagger, even for Hunter Biden.

Posted by: That tide pod who calls everyone under 40 boomers at March 12, 2020 06:09 PM (EgshT)

474

I miss Dr Varno.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 06:09 PM (WH4v7)

475 @436
They close the Subways for even a day and that's an ELE for the NYC.

Prediction, they will keep threatening it to keep up the political Gotterdamerung the Donks, MSM and Deep State have instigated.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 06:09 PM (FVrDO)

476 Weird Palin nood.

Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 06:09 PM (YxML+)

477



Noood

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 12, 2020 06:09 PM (WH4v7)

478 For the women. Because the men won't read the instructions anyways.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 06:08 PM (CigxG)

Lol. Yeah its always the "hold by beer" method.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 06:10 PM (Orx/W)

479 45 "Yeah, but men are several times more likely to actually commit suicide. So either the girls are being drama queens, or they're technically incompetent."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

Oh my...to have been in the room...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2020 06:04 PM (dLLD6)


Yeah. She was ... not pleased.

But of course, the analysis stands.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2020 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

480 tell me what's wrong with this picture:
https://tinyurl.com/yx2gsnf9


It's too white. Green shirt guy has moobs.

Posted by: Idiot Leftist at March 12, 2020 06:10 PM (9t0Zz)

481 470 They are all closing and calling everything off. If they cancel The Masters, this is no longer America.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 06:08 PM (n13/j)

It's gone bro

and I totally agree with you

Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2020 06:10 PM (rpxSz)

482 Swine flu was bad. Obama didn't get off his ass until 1000 people died. How fast did 1000 people die?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 05:46 PM (CigxG)

According to Rush today - 300K Americans were hospitalized with H1N1 and almost 18K died - 1800 were children - Obama: "You're welcome."

Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 06:12 PM (32YRo)

483 Disney closes Disneyland in California

Variety.com

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 06:12 PM (CigxG)

484 470 They are all closing and calling everything off. If they cancel The Masters, this is no longer America.

Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 06:08 PM (n13/j)

One of the things government actually should be doing is public health so there's that. Having said that, I think panic is driving a lot of this stuff and that's never good.

By this time next week I expect to have a mohawk, be wearing a loincloth, and taking part in some real life Road Warrior shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 06:13 PM (j3npP)

485 so racist.

Be better, 'ette.

Be better.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 05:33 PM (PbpT7)


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2020 06:14 PM (vEIlU)

486 463 "Yeah, but men are several times more likely to actually commit suicide. So either the girls are being drama queens, or they're technically incompetent."

It's because they worry about how their body will look afterward. They want to look tragic and beautiful; so no shotgun in the mouth.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 06:07 PM (9t0Zz)


That has the ring of truth.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 06:15 PM (wGeit)

487 Carole Channing's betrayal of the IC makes Him/her/it a hero in my book.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 12, 2020 06:15 PM (6/uwW)

488 394 College World Series cancelled. That's going to get people out here screaming this town makes a lot of money off that event.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 05:58 PM (j3npP

Damn.

Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 06:15 PM (kjNk2)

489 I thought Obama let him out already. Did we put him back in?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 12, 2020 06:16 PM (0V/8D)

490 1. While he was released, our favorite Tranny still has to pay $260,000 in contempt of court fines.

2. If you want to see the Forbes Biden dementia article, go to the link on an iPhone and hit the print button and you will be able to read it.

Stay Turgid, Morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at March 12, 2020 06:19 PM (Gd5fz)

491 By this time next week I expect to have a mohawk, be wearing a loincloth, and taking part in some real life Road Warrior shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 06:13 PM (j3npP)

They call that San Francisco.

Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 06:19 PM (n13/j)

492 Why is Costco a war zone when five blocks away, Lucky's is barely busy with full shelves?

Posted by: Max Power at March 12, 2020 06:20 PM (q177U)

493 So dummy Jim Cramer is wasting time interviewing Warren. That will fix things for sure.

Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 06:20 PM (n13/j)

494 394 College World Series cancelled. That's going to get people out here screaming this town makes a lot of money off that event.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 05:58 PM (j3npP)
------------------------------
OMG.
Canceling the entire season?
All I saw on the UVA site was that games are "suspended," which implied that they might just be delayed a week or two.
WTF?
This is ridiculous. Just ridiculous.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2020 06:20 PM (M/9m0)

495 Warren just said people in their 60s are still paying down student loan debt.

What would Snopes or the Wash Post say if President Trump said that?

Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 06:22 PM (n13/j)

496 Mrs. E gets spammed all the time about her college loans. She's 66 and never had a college loan. She paid as she went....by....you guessed it....WORKING!

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 06:25 PM (XhWtx)

497 Mrs. E gets spammed all the time about her college
loans. She's 66 and never had a college loan. She paid as she
went....by....you guessed it....WORKING!


Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 06:25 PM (XhWtx)
it might have just been crazy enough to work!

Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 06:29 PM (n13/j)

498 I just got a call to refund my theatre ticket for the weekend. Port Huron St Patrick' Day Parade cancellation, too. Guess I'll be cleaning house this weekend.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 12, 2020 06:33 PM (/+bwe)

499 2 Why is Costco a war zone when five blocks away, Lucky's is barely busy with full shelves?
Posted by: Max Power at March 12, 2020 06:20 PM

Crazier clientele?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 12, 2020 06:35 PM (/+bwe)

500 Saint Patricks Day will be celebrated at Ft. Eromero in the customary fashion, with corned beef and cabbage. And of course a few shots of Jamesons. All tucked away safe from coronazombies.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 06:42 PM (XhWtx)

501 HE will always be BRADLEY to me. ALWAYS.

Posted by: RobertM at March 12, 2020 06:43 PM (lEqw+)

502 What am I missing here? How can a federal judge in Hawaii order the federal gov't in Virginia to do something? Isn't his purview limited to his district?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 12, 2020 06:51 PM (g9x4e)

503 Don't these freaks have suicide rates over 50% anyway?

Posted by: dj3way at March 12, 2020 06:51 PM (bhPL1)

504 Can we start using the "ne'e" description for these people now like we do for married women?

For instance, Chelsea (ne'e Bradley) Manning.

I know the accent mark is wrong but I don't know how to get it above the middle "e".

Posted by: Thatch at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (bcAP4)

505 "We'll kill ourselves if we don't get our way."
Hold my knife, wouldja?

Posted by: Wil at March 12, 2020 11:21 PM (48ZKH)

506 It is my understanding that Chelsea was being held under a contempt order. But the grand jury has been disbanded, the testimony is no longer needed, and I think the judge is required to release her.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 13, 2020 09:44 AM (hrHLc)

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