Fat "Pirate" Rick Wilson Giggles Over CPAC Coronavirus, Laughs At Prospect of Andy Ngo Contracting the Illness

NeverTrump is all about civility and protecting the decorum of our public discourse.

That's why they have this C**k Pirate at every Pierre Omidyar-sponsored conference.

Has the CPAC Typhoid Trumper been identified yet?
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) March 9, 2020

"Antifa infected me!"
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) March 9, 2020

By the way, I heard there was some virus going around the "Principled Conservative" conference that caused men to not be able to achieve erections except when watching their wives get pounded by Craigslist Drifters.

And I heard the infection rate was 100%.

Posted by: Ace at 04:08 PM

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1 eff these cucks

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2020 04:08 PM (ONvIw)

2 Such lovely people. No wonder they had so much electoral success.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 04:09 PM (q80AH)

4 Sick fat focker.

Posted by: runningrn at March 09, 2020 04:10 PM (EZJ/Z)

5 It's okay. Those nasty Trump supporters are all non-persons anyway. And fascists. They are all fascists.

/s

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2020 04:10 PM (vVOK2)

6 So, this is why they think Biden is a man of great character, huh?

His reflects their own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 04:10 PM (q80AH)

7 Karma! To the white courtesy phone please!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2020 04:10 PM (4BMGG)

8 Fat piece of shit.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:10 PM (KNsKs)

9 I wonder where COVID-19 will spread most viciously, in warm clean and more rural Red states or Blue cities full of illegals and shitty streets...

Blue-Bell the pirate better check himself...

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 09, 2020 04:10 PM (P+Ru9)

10 "Craigslist Drifters" Good band name.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 04:10 PM (CqE5x)

11 NeverTrump just had their conference. I wonder how many of those donut-snaggers are going to catch it?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2020 04:10 PM (hLRSq)

12 I saw the Carigslist Drifters open up for WAR back in 97!

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 04:10 PM (RaKqj)

13 Pirate docking ring is my fav slam.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (sjdRT)

14 Sick, evil and twisted is no way to go through life, pirate.

Posted by: turambar at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (Gylu/)

15 Bless their black shriveled hearts!

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (BiNEL)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

17 Rick Wilson had better be careful. If he keeps this up, he may dethrone Kevin Williamson as the worst cuck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (hYcqw)

18 Fuck your cruise ship Rick.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (/+vmj)

19 Top 20

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (veJcn)

20 yes, because being beaten with concrete until you have brain damage in the hospital is so funny. What a zinger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

21 WeirdDave had that fuck's number a while ago.

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (9VeU0)

22 So these lovely folk are upset with a reporter who, um, reports the facts? What, precisely, do they think a reporter should do?

Don't answer that. I just don't want to know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (vVOK2)

23 17 Rick Wilson had better be careful. If he keeps this up, he may dethrone Kevin Williamson as the worst cuck.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (hYcqw)

==========

Williamson still attacks the left from time to time.

Wilson is already worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (q80AH)

24 Nasty, these people.
Not civil at all....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (CqE5x)

25 Too bad Rick Wilson wasn't in Charlottesville standing near that Dodge Challenger.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

26 when does the shooting start?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (d7Ww2)

27 9 DC is already full of work at home situations

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (ONvIw)

28 I think that's excusable coming from A PIRATE!!!!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (w2QL7)

29 What if we hoped a few Leftists would get the seasonal flu

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (ZCEU2)

30 Yeah, but trump wishes Biden dies of the virus.

Has he said that?

Well, no. But you know he does because he is evil!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (dNzKv)

31 Careful there Ricky boy, we may laugh if your wife gets syph from the gardener.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (9KdF+)

32 Yeah, but Trump was mean to a blue checkmark person so it's totes okay.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (ExV1e)

33 There seems to be something seriously wrong with Rick Wilson. And how does he believe being an ugly piece of human trash will help the cause?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

34 Rick Wilson? Who ? Do I even care?

Posted by: dantesed at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (88xKn)

35 I saw the Craigslist Drifters open for Willie Nelson down in Austin a few years ago.

Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (SUJyY)

36 Dude got beat by the ugly stick something awful,physically and mentally

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (KNsKs)

37 Laugh monkey boy, your turn will come

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (6XlcD)

38 The company I work for has lost a lot of money to a panic.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2020 04:13 PM (/+vmj)

39 Ha ha ha, those antifa guys beating old people and breaking windows, how funny! What a laugh riot watching them hit ordinary Americans with bike locks and baseball bats! Its like watching a Jim Carrey movie!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

40 "Ma'am - Get out of the house."

"The Never Trumper is coming from inside the linen closet!"

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 04:13 PM (RaKqj)

41 So, this is why they think Biden is a man of great character, huh?
His reflects their own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl

Every grifter admires a true master grifter!

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 04:13 PM (BiNEL)

42 18: Perfect time for a bulwark cruise

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2020 04:13 PM (ONvIw)

43 I don't twitter but I have to say this Wilson guy is a real horses ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2020 04:13 PM (axyOa)

44 I'm inclined to look him up and cough on him, just to watch him run away and panic-buy hand sanitizer.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 09, 2020 04:13 PM (w2QL7)

45 Man I would just love to turn Rick Wilson's face into pulp...there's just something about that smug prick that reignites old fury in me.

Posted by: H Badger at March 09, 2020 04:13 PM (n/0Nw)

46 You should hear the things Mrs. Wilson says about Rick...

Posted by: Craigslist Drifter #432 at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

47 Rick Wilson really needs to be the goal in the knockout game.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

48 I can't wait to get home and not satisfy my wife, per usual.

Posted by: Rick Wilson, Pirate at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (yeKQO)

49 Being a fatty with A-cup man boobs is no way to go through life, Rick.

Posted by: IC at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

50 Reading Cernovich on the twatters. He's a bit of a contrarian. He's saying that Trump is screwing the pooch on this covid business.

Don't exactly understand why he says it, tho

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (9VeU0)

51 At some point between the Black Plague and Polio, I'm pretty sure we discovered that there was no moral component determining the acquisition of disease. Pretty sure that includes politics. I thought the never-Trumpers had determined that the reason Trump was bad was because he was anti-science......

Oh well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (vVOK2)

52 TheDickWilson

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (w2QL7)

53 The Dread Pirate Rick Wilson deserves to get a nice case of histoplasmosis from his parrot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (HaL55)

54 Oh, I saw this one. Dread Cuck Pirate is a title that gets handed down.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (gd9RK)

55 Rick Wilson is one of those guys who grew up being a jerk but never having his ass kicked, so yeah he has it coming for sure.

Thankfully his reach is about as big as your local Rotary Club meetings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

56 This is on Twitter? Isn't this hate speech?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (6XlcD)

57 It's NOT like after the Risotto.

Posted by: Rick Wilson's Wife at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (RaKqj)

58 It's pronounced Rick Wilson. The "P" is silent.

Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (SUJyY)

59 Scenario...You rub an old lamp and POOF!, out pops a genie. But this genie only grants you a single wish, and you must choose between the following three options: You are awarded a free punch, but it can only be directed at either Obama, Romney or Rick Wilson. Whom do you knock out?

Posted by: PacosMojo at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (he/dn)

60 52 TheDickWilson
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 09, 2020 04:14 PM (w2QL7)

==========

I'm sorry, but I can't imagine a worse insult than Rick Wilson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (q80AH)

61 I indirectly got MOUTHAIDS from the lawn boy and now I must wish death on all. Behold my norms and tremble ye mighties.

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (/8r1I)

62 Start calling him President Biden. Because that's what he'll be soon. Everything between now and then is a formality.

Posted by: No at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (3hPp7)

63 45
Man I would just love to turn Rick Wilson's face into pulp...there's
just something about that smug prick that reignites old fury in me.

Posted by: H Badger at March 09, 2020 04:13 PM (n/0Nw)

Meh. I'd pity the loser if I could GAF about what he has to say.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (1CjJc)

64 Rick has a dog. It tries to mount male guests from behind when guests come to the house.

Can't figure out why......

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

65 Do you have to be fat and bald to be a 'Tru Conservative NeverTrumper?" Wilson, Williamson, Steve Schmidt, Max Boot....who am I missing?

When they get together, they look like a dozen eggs....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)

66 Doesn't this insipid little dwarf have a mine he needs to report to for 2nd shift?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (e284m)

67 Ted Cruz is self quarantining for two weeks due to Coronavirus at CPAC. A meme about his brilliant self quarantining 3-D chess made me smile.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wc6edtk

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (hvf9s)

68 Hate directed against conservatives is love.
Twitter Enforcement

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (KNsKs)

69 Being a fatty with A-cup man boobs is no way to go through life, Rick.

He looks more like a dick with ears.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (HaL55)

70 Another NT thread. C ya later

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (X+a7J)

71 And when you can them out for being the stupid catty bitches they are?

"OrangeManBad is at fault--he degraded the discourse first!!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (vPKfA)

72 NeverTrump-- Jogging sweatily along 200 yards behind the Left, waving and breathlessly calling "Wait! Wait! We hate all those people too!"

Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 09, 2020 04:16 PM (H5ZlJ)

73 What a shitty failure of a human being he is.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 09, 2020 04:16 PM (d6Ksn)

74 No, the only thing Biden will be president of is The Dementia Association, and only because everyone else won't know how to vote.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 09, 2020 04:16 PM (w2QL7)

75 I'm glad I live somewhere where most people couldn't identify Rick Wilson in a lineup and haven't a clue who he is or what he does. Including me.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2020 04:16 PM (dSAQa)

76 I mean he's annoying above and beyond the call and his obnoxious sneering makes him seem bigger and more important than he really is but... he's smaller than Chunk "4%" Whigger. Both physically and in terms of influence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

77 >>He looks more like a diseased Orangutan dick with ears.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 04:16 PM (RaKqj)

78 What if we hoped a few Leftists would get the seasonal flu
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (ZCEU2)

Anyone here who has the misfortune to be in physical proximity to these Nevertrump cucks should make a point of coughing and sneezing loudly, even if quite well, just for the LOL's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 04:16 PM (miJU3)

79 59
Scenario...You rub an old lamp and POOF!, out pops a genie. But this
genie only grants you a single wish, and you must choose between the
following three options: You are awarded a free punch, but it can only
be directed at either Obama, Romney or Rick Wilson. Whom do you knock
out?

Posted by: PacosMojo at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (he/dn)

Romney. Obama's a nothing, and with Rick Wilson up Romney's ass, you'd get a twofer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:16 PM (1CjJc)

80 Rick.

Maybe you will travel to Iran and be hung from a crane holding a big U.

Wouldn't that be funny? Fucking retard.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

81 58 It's pronounced Rick Wilson. The "P" is silent.
Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (SUJyY)

That one hit home. Now I need to clean my keyboard.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2020 04:17 PM (vVOK2)

82 Whom do you knock out?
Posted by: PacosMojo at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (he/dn)

Romney

Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 09, 2020 04:17 PM (H5ZlJ)

83 Rick Wilson looks like Dobby the House Elf after 20 years of crippling alcoholism.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 04:17 PM (datdl)

84 Rick Wilson once wore a white turtleneck - looked like a condom with a torn tip.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 09, 2020 04:17 PM (w2QL7)

85 Just charming....

Posted by: IanDeal at March 09, 2020 04:17 PM (vgGyZ)

86 These people will be first on the wall when the revolution comes.

No matter whose revolution it is.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 04:17 PM (J+mig)

87 This is the man that wrote a book that says on its cover:

" Everything Trump Touches Dies - A Republican Strategist Gets Real About the Worst President Ever".

I see that this "strategist" has the Karl Rove disease. When no one pays attention to you and your feelings are hurt because you are convinced that you are important and the smartest guy in the room, you double down and say and write stupid things to get any attention. Sad.

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2020 04:17 PM (oiNtH)

88 You are awarded a free punch, but it can only be directed at either Obama, Romney or Rick Wilson. Whom do you knock out?

Posted by: PacosMojo at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (he/dn)

Romney. Obama is mostly quiet, Wilson is a nobody.

Romney is a shit.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2020 04:18 PM (hLRSq)

89 DC is already full of work at home situations

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2020 04:12 PM (ONvIw)
.........

I can browse Pornhub just as easily from home.

Posted by: Gubmint Employee #5,432,986 at March 09, 2020 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

90 Reading Cernovich on the twatters. He's a bit of a contrarian. He's saying that Trump is screwing the pooch on this covid business.

I gather he thinks Trump needs to be out Feeling Your Pain and crap. Screw that.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2020 04:18 PM (ZGrMX)

91 >62
Start calling him President Biden. Because that's what he'll be soon. Everything between now and then is a formality.

Posted by: No at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (3hPp7)

Don't you mean President O'Biden? The O'Biden-Bama Democrat who can only re-elect Trump? You should revisit the meaning of "formality" in context. And cash your Soros check quickly.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 09, 2020 04:18 PM (sjdRT)

92 "Blumph is dragging the discourse down, guyz!"

Posted by: Chris W at March 09, 2020 04:18 PM (TlL+m)

93 62 Start calling him President Biden. Because that's what he'll be soon. Everything between now and then is a formality.
Posted by: No at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (3hPp7)

Just like President Elizabeth Warren. President of her HOA. Maybe. They haven't voted yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

94 Rick Wilson looks like Dobby the House Elf after 20 years of crippling alcoholism.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 04:17 PM (datdl)

That's funny, because Dobby looks like Valerie Jarrett after 20 years of crippling alcoholism.

Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 09, 2020 04:18 PM (H5ZlJ)

95 I'll give these Nevertrumper guys this: they have a bigger audience than I do.

But not by a lot. And not as big as ace.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

96 I would laugh my ass off if antifa beat the every living shit out of Rick Wilson and left him bloody and in need of serious medical attention.

Then I would laugh some more.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)

97 "The Never Trumper is coming from inside the linen closet!"

ISWYDT

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 09, 2020 04:19 PM (HaL55)

98 Most of us are proud hotdogs and want nothing more than equal breakfast was good. Pushups! On Super Thursday vote on Re-election Day. When Scranton was sunny days. Wahoo!

Posted by: Joe Obiden Bama at March 09, 2020 04:19 PM (NVYyb)

99 De Staat - Devil's Blood

https://youtu.be/Ts6lQBtAwfM

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:19 PM (1CjJc)

100 Jay Caruso was also openly opining to all his fellow Twitter obsessives this morning why Trumpers were hiding the identity of the CPAC coronovirus infectee while constantly shouting Eric Ciramella's all the time.

We've shot past galaxy brained and into Virgo Supercluster brains here.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 04:19 PM (datdl)

101 No shit!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2020 04:19 PM (LZcbJ)

102 This is on Twitter? Isn't this hate speech?

Not if it's directed towards conservatives.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 09, 2020 04:19 PM (ExV1e)

103 You are awarded a free punch, but it can only be directed at either Obama, Romney or Rick Wilson. Whom do you knock out?

Posted by: PacosMojo at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (he/dn)

Rules are for pussies. Clock all 3 and go away happy.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

104 And I heard the infection rate was 100%.

Posted by: Ace at 04:08 PM

CDC is identifying it as the ThePaolo-20 virus.

Posted by: reason at March 09, 2020 04:19 PM (D4mP3)

105 Has the CPAC Typhoid Trumper been identified yet?

-Rick Wilson

Yeah. Your mom was here as the pivot point in a circle jerk.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 04:19 PM (T0djb)

106 I would ask who Rick Wilson is, but I don't care enough.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2020 04:20 PM (lwiT4)

107 How is it that these cocksuckers end up like cinders in the public's eye?

Rick Wilson (whom I'd never heard of), Megan McArdle, Max U-Boot, the list goes on and on. A sorrier and more worthless group of human beings would be difficult to assemble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

108 Apparently the virus mutated very quickly. The attendants still enjoy watching their wives get pounded, but there are no erections. The variant is known as FLACID-3.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2020 04:20 PM (i3YJy)

109 There seems to be something seriously wrong with Rick Wilson. And how does he believe being an ugly piece of human trash will help the cause?
----
Because he's getting DM's from Very Important People on the left.
They're frenz now.

Thousands of campaign going on nation wide right now.
He is employed by ZERO.
Not one.

Guess he's holding out for a management position ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 09, 2020 04:20 PM (vPKfA)

110 Posted by: No at March 09, 2020 04:15 PM (3hPp7)

Absolutely correct. Go with that. No doubt you will have a very important job at his side. You can be the one who reminds him to change his incontinence pads.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2020 04:20 PM (4BMGG)

111 Biden is not even going to be their candidate. No way he makes it through.

Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2020 04:21 PM (eAZVt)

112 CDC is identifying it as the ThePaolo-20 virus.
Posted by: reason at March 09, 2020 04:19 PM (D4mP3)

Technically it's only the ThePaolo-7-and-1/2 virus, but that's enough for those poor, deprived DC wives.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2020 04:21 PM (wCmLp)

113 Rick Wilson (whom I'd never heard of), Megan McArdle, Max U-Boot, the list goes on and on. A sorrier and more worthless group of human beings would be difficult to assemble.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

...hive of scum and villainy....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2020 04:21 PM (vVOK2)

114 Wilson decided to throw out this zinger too:

Weird how people on the Trump right are VERY eager to spread the name of the alleged whistleblower and VERY reticent to name the CPAC Patient Zero.

That doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

115 https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/1236988261949747200

Here's this genius tweet.

The media whipped it out and NeverTrumpers said 'OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM'

Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 04:21 PM (datdl)

116 Rick Wilson and David French look like they are engaged in some secret competition to look like those most soy-infused pederast in history.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2020 04:22 PM (/8r1I)

117
All of this chaos is just the ticket to finally bring down Trump!

Our screeching and hair burning will continue until the election, because nobody believed that Russia! Russia! Russia! thing.

So, all this is really YOUR fault.

And the only group that seems to be actually affected by the Beervirus? Those with compromised lungs or immune systems, most over 50? Or certain Asians with specific DNA characteristic?

We can blame them too, just give us a little while.

Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 09, 2020 04:22 PM (sy5kK)

118 No one got coronavirus at PrincipledCuckCon because no one was there.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)

119 What a vile c***s****r, come to think of it he's just like the rest of the Democrats ill wishing everyone else.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 09, 2020 04:22 PM (jruDi)

120 It's going to suck in 2024, when Trump's terms are up, and we are going to have to beg Rick Wilson to take us back.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:23 PM (1CjJc)

121 I'll be calling Biden "Ol' 16 States" because that's what he's winning.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2020 04:23 PM (i3YJy)

122 Rick Wilson and David French look like they are engaged in some secret competition to look like those most soy-infused pederast in history.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2020 04:22 PM (/8r1I)

I'm pretty sure they're competing for second place behind 'Tater.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2020 04:23 PM (wCmLp)

123 Jay Caruso was also openly opining to all his fellow Twitter obsessives this morning why Trumpers were hiding the identity of the CPAC coronovirus infectee while constantly shouting Eric Ciramella's all the time.

Is that where Wilson got it from?

Its just asinine. Not only is there zero connection or equivalence but how the hell would we know the name of this person???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

124 "Potato salad!" president Biden's Inaugural Address

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:23 PM (KNsKs)

125 >117
Rick Wilson and David French look like they are engaged in some secret
competition to look like those most soy-infused pederast in history.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2020 04:22 PM (/8r1I)

Infusion is for people who lack commitment. I am fully soy injected.

Posted by: Rick Wilson - at March 09, 2020 04:23 PM (sjdRT)

126
Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 09, 2020 04:22 PM (THWpL)

Did they remember to poll Wisconsin this time?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2020 04:23 PM (lwiT4)

127 "Posted by: Leo Gorcery"

You already said that. But don't worry - Biden is unbelievably incompetent.

Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2020 04:24 PM (eAZVt)

128 Rick Wilson looks like Jim Norton's 'Uncle Paul' character.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 04:24 PM (datdl)

129 #NeverTrump cucks also subscribe to PaulosList on the Deep Web IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 09, 2020 04:24 PM (AySDY)

130 @74 Witchdoktor- I'm curious if there's anyone, besides me, that doesn't think he has dementia. Bidens mouth has always moved faster than his brain, he's been like this his entire career. Now that he's front and center with this phony run for president it's magnified. Remember the Obama campaign kept him out of the spotlight as much as possible because of this. I think he's just old and doddering.

Posted by: JROD at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (S8YVh)

131 actuallly, here in Seattle.

there are lots of jokes. Private schools are still in session.
people who work in healthcare are laughing and rolling their eyes at the nonsense.

please. calm down.

wash your hands
keep your hands away from your face
stay home if you're sick.

really

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

132 "Rick Wilson looks like Jim Norton's 'Uncle Paul' character.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 04:24 PM (datdl)"

Hah! "Shuuuuure....jus' a lil game of turkeyfoot with Uncle Rick..."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (oZ6kz)

133 I truly believe I belong in another time, a time where men spent months at a time together on ships, sweaty and shirtless, looking for jewelry and such, without a woman in sight. And no one loves semen more than I, that's documented.

Posted by: The Dread Cuck Pirate Rick Wilson at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (yeKQO)

134 From Sept. 2015 on, Clinton's highest share of vote in two-way polling vs. Trump in RCP average was 50.4% on March 23, 2016. Starting in April 2016, she never hit 50% in the two-way again. Biden at 50.6% currently.
Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 09, 2020 04:22 PM (THWpL)

Wow! So Biden is now doing 0.004% better than Hillaroid ever did? Be still, my beating heart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (miJU3)

135 117 Rick Wilson and David French look like they are engaged in some secret competition to look like those most soy-infused pederast in history.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2020 04:22 PM (/8r1I)

The 300 meter Soy Pederast is going to be highly competitive at this year's Cuck Games.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

136 CHINA: Sorry about the bat virus.

DEMS: Okay we will put a dementia patient in charge then!

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (9VeU0)

137 Weird how people on the Trump right are VERY eager to spread the name of the alleged whistleblower and VERY reticent to name the CPAC Patient Zero.

HIPPA, for one thing. Also, whistleblowers usually want to be public for their own protection. The fact that Ciaramella went all opposite day was one of the first signs that he's not trustworthy.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2020 04:26 PM (ZGrMX)

138 >>> Rick Wilson looks like Dobby the House Elf after 20 years of crippling alcoholism.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 04:17 PM (datdl)
That's funny, because Dobby looks like Valerie Jarrett after 20 years of crippling alcoholism.
Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 09, 2020 04:18 PM (H5ZlJ)

Have we ever seen Valerie Ferrett and Rick Wilson in the same room? Hmmm....

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 04:26 PM (hvf9s)

139
Technically it's only the ThePaolo-7-and-1/2 virus, but that's enough for those poor, deprived DC wives.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2020 04:21 PM (wCmLp)

------------

The Colorados altitude. Eet winds me.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 09, 2020 04:26 PM (D4mP3)

140 OK, this is a serious question, because I don't follow the Inside Baseball stuff much: What did Rick Wilson do to get famous (or at least as close to famous as he'll ever get)?

Posted by: Ted K. at March 09, 2020 04:26 PM (FJYfm)

141 It's going to suck in 2024, when Trump's terms are up, and we are going to have to beg Rick Wilson to take us back.

Pence, FTW !

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Campaign Critic ... at March 09, 2020 04:26 PM (LPnfS)

142 >>>>Hah! "Shuuuuure....jus' a lil game of turkeyfoot with Uncle Rick..."

I guess that makes Jonathan V. Last his Ted Shecker?

"NO THANK YOU UNCLE PAUL! MY HEINY IS QUITE SORE TODAY!"

Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 04:27 PM (datdl)

143 Rick Wilson's dick is so tiny he can't even please himself!

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 09, 2020 04:27 PM (yhf6w)

144 actuallly, here in Seattle.

there are lots of jokes. Private schools are still in session.
people who work in healthcare are laughing and rolling their eyes at the nonsense.

please. calm down.

wash your hands
keep your hands away from your face
stay home if you're sick.

really
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
.........

PANIC

RECESSION

BUY TOILET PAPER

Posted by: CNN at March 09, 2020 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

145 Rick must be running out of funding.. as he's increasingly desperate/angry sounding.
Good, it'll take him years to starve.

Posted by: Inogame at March 09, 2020 04:27 PM (+2xjH)

146 What did Rick Wilson do to get famous (or at least as close to famous as he'll ever get)?
Posted by: Ted K. at March 09, 2020 04:26 PM (FJYfm)

He was a friend of this here blog, once upon a time.

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 04:27 PM (9VeU0)

147 Wow! So Biden is now doing 0.004% better than Hillaroid ever did? Be still, my beating heart.

That makes me think of those asinine baseball stats.

For left handed third basement born on a Tuesday, Bob Forkner has more triples in a winning game at home!

More qualifiers than a special olympics tryout

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

148 Reading Cernovich on the twatters. He's a bit of a contrarian. He's saying that Trump is screwing the pooch on this covid business.

I gather he thinks Trump needs to be out Feeling Your Pain and crap. Screw that.
Posted by: Ian S.

_____________

I don't see the downside in Trump making it a big deal, the country has already decided it is a big deal.

If Trump overshoots, people will forgive that far more easily than being too laid back.

Invading Iraq in a multi trillion dollar war is over reacting to terrorism. I'm not really sure what Trump does here would really have blowback if he overdid it.

If anything, he might use it as an excuse to seal up America and Democrats would be scared shitless to fight him on it.

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2020 04:27 PM (sjTfF)

149 Do the NeverTrumpers want us to talk about Eric Ciaramella?

Because I'm happy to talk about Eric Ciaramella.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)

150 really

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

De Staat - KITTY KITTY

https://youtu.be/MWM9DC-31Xo

Nurse likey?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:28 PM (1CjJc)

151 It's going to suck in 2024, when Trump's terms are up, and we are going to have to beg Rick Wilson to take us back.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:23 PM (1CjJc)

I really, really don't get what victory condition these guys are going for. We'll elect the senile groper or the communist, WE'LL SHOW THEM!

Either one of those guys will buttfuck this country to the point of no return in four years. They're flat out saying it.

"Ha ha! You didn't invite me to your birthday party so I called all these Hells Angels and told them you stole their meth, and now they're coming to rape you and burn your house down! I SHOWED YOU WHO'S BOSS, DIDN'T I? DIDN'T I? SAY IT! SAY I'M THE BOSS! LOUDER! KICK HIM HARDER! HIS WIFE'S HIDING IN THE CLOSET! GET HER!

"I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! YOU SUCK!"

Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 09, 2020 04:28 PM (H5ZlJ)

152 What did Rick Wilson do to get famous (or at least as close to famous as he'll ever get)?

He was on the campaign staff for Mitt Romney, I believe. Which in normal situations would mean nobody would want to hear from him ever again.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2020 04:28 PM (ZGrMX)

153 137; HIPAA doesn't apply to friends and colleagues

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2020 04:28 PM (ONvIw)

154 Since all of these grifters celebrate the possible election of a man w obvious dementia, everything else just seems in character.

Posted by: EveR at March 09, 2020 04:28 PM (ZZDMQ)

155 At best, BEST, Biden has never been as smart as he seems to want us to believe he is.

What I'm seeing now, just thinking that there's a mental issue going on. Dementia, senility, or just plain deterioration is irrelevant. He's unfit to do much aside from allowing others to take care of his Activities of Daily Living for him.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 09, 2020 04:28 PM (w2QL7)

156 He was a friend of this here blog, once upon a time.
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 04:27 PM (9VeU0)

But Ace doesn't pay as well as the neverTrump gloryhole, so now he's a fatassed seamy dougheyed poofter.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

157 SELL, SELL, SELL!!!

Posted by: CNN at March 09, 2020 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

158 Here comes that giant poodle dog!
Big as a blimp
with a rhinestone collar!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 09, 2020 04:29 PM (nAjD1)

159

Was that initial comment supposed to be some thinly veiled (and incorrect) racism?

Ngo is Vietnamese, as I recall, not Chinese, but maybe these super geniuses think they all look alike?

Posted by: imp at March 09, 2020 04:29 PM (uKiy5)

160 140 OK, this is a serious question, because I don't follow the Inside Baseball stuff much: What did Rick Wilson do to get famous (or at least as close to famous as he'll ever get)?
Posted by: Ted K. at March 09, 2020 04:26 PM (FJYfm)

I had never heard of him until weirddave called his crap out and Gabe declares that post a no no because Rick Wilson was a friend of the blog.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2020 04:29 PM (ihlsB)

161 HIPAA doesn't apply to friends and colleagues

Right, but these people want the person named in the media.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2020 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)

162 i wouldn't know this pile of shit existed if it wasn't for this place.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2020 04:30 PM (KP5rU)

163 Right, but these people want the person named in the media.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2020 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)

They want him doxxed. Period.

Fuck Jay Caruso with a barbed wire fence.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

164 >>>50 Reading Cernovich on the twatters. He's a bit of a contrarian. He's saying that Trump is screwing the pooch on this covid business.

This probably has more to do with Thernovich being a world class grifter and wanting people to retweet and pay attention to him while #CoronovirusOrangeManBad is trending worldwide.

Yes, the 'New Right' has it's own collection of con artists and frauds, just like Conservative Inc does. And Thernovich is one of the worst.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 04:31 PM (datdl)

165 Do not forget that these people
want you broke, dead, your kids
raped and brainwashed, and they
think it's funny.

Posted by: They Want You Dead at March 09, 2020 04:31 PM (beBAu)

166 CHINA: Sorry about the bat virus.

DEMS: Okay we will put a dementia patient in charge then!

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (9VeU0)

We don't want that asshole son of his again.

Posted by: China at March 09, 2020 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

167 I had never heard of him until weirddave called his
crap out and Gabe declares that post a no no because Rick Wilson was a
friend of the blog.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2020 04:29 PM (ihlsB)

Gabe and Rick, shitting in a tree, S-U-C-K-I-N-G.

I guess they thought AoSHQ was their plaything.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:31 PM (1CjJc)

168 *sigh*

The Howie Carr Show is on some cable channel. Hearing Howie Carr in my car is something I've missed for so long.

The show now is like a schtickier version of the HQ comments. Either he's gone downhill or you morons have spoiled me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2020 04:31 PM (gd9RK)

169 If Rick Wilson one of the religious NeverTrumpers or just a non religious NT who is also mean spirited?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 04:31 PM (WI7YS)

170 Rick Wilson is much like Blackbeard:

1) They both identify as pirates

2) They both have beards

3) They both have had trains ran on their wives

Posted by: dIb at March 09, 2020 04:32 PM (VJOLZ)

171 >>He was on the campaign staff for Mitt Romney, I believe. Which in normal situations would mean nobody would want to hear from him ever again.

Rudy. And W. Even worked at the DOD under Cheney.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 04:32 PM (ZLI7S)

172 Gabe took an awful lot of authority upon himself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

173 So, surely French, Goldberg, etc. are tut-tutting and tone policing The 4'11 Rick Wilson about cracking jokes about people's health ... what? they're not? Hmm, odd then they're always willing to jump on conservatives (or whoever) when the Progs have ginned up a mob about a joke.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 09, 2020 04:32 PM (dYe5S)

174 You spelled "butt pirate" wrong.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2020 04:32 PM (jUVms)

175 "Anus bleaching" mean dumping Clorox on Rick Wilson.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 09, 2020 04:32 PM (e5fPl)

176
I indirectly got MOUTHAIDS from the lawn boy and now I must wish death on all. Behold my norms and tremble ye mighties.
Posted by: The Rick Wilson

Didn't you burn your lips on the hot muffler?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 04:33 PM (aKsyK)

177 "By the way, I heard there was some virus going around the "Principled Conservative" conference that caused men to not be able to achieve erections except when watching their wives get pounded by Craigslist Drifters.

And I heard the infection rate was 100%."

We rate this as ~~true~~ hilarious

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2020 04:33 PM (d1uFV)

178 170 Did Blackbeard have a head that looked like a scrotum?Good thing he kept that pirate hat on...

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:33 PM (KNsKs)

179 170 Did Blackbeard have a head that looked like a scrotum?Good thing he kept that pirate hat on...
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:33 PM (KNsKs)

Before or after it was chopped off?

Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 09, 2020 04:34 PM (H5ZlJ)

180 Posted by: They Want You Dead at March 09, 2020 04:31 PM (beBAu)

Who is "They? Never Trumpers, leftists or both?
I wouldn't want to guess at the feelings about all NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 04:34 PM (WI7YS)

181 Ace went on a merry tear on the Cruise Ship Cons a bit ago, and word got back to them when one of their herd tweeted Ace's comments. They all did their predictable tut-tutting of what he said, but a few admitted that yes, while harsh, Ace's comments were hilarious.

I can't remember if Rick Wilson was in that bunch, and I'm far too indifferent to him to go back and look and see.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 04:34 PM (hvf9s)

182 Now hearing the Atlanta teacher was so ill he was taken out of the school by ambulance/911 and taken to the hospital. WTF?

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2020 04:34 PM (MxEKc)

183 Drudge's front page is pretty hilarious today. He can't decide which breathless world-ending crisis to focus on, so he has about 35 above-the-the-top-headline breaking news links, then no less than SIX top-headines, then a litany of ridiculous clickbait lower links, all breathless and hysterical: stocks crash, corona hysteria, oil tanking, Dow Jones, etc.

I should say "Drudge" in quotes, because obviously it is now put together by a corporate team of Never-Trump Drudge imitators, trying to simulate what it used to feel like.

But when you cry wolf too much, all the hyperbole cancels itself out and people's eyes glaze over. The corporate Drudgebots haven't learned that yet.

Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2020 04:35 PM (N9G0H)

184 I'm still not feeling the virus panic.
Lots of my co-workers are.

Unless the dead start rising from the grave to feast on the living, I'm going to just act normally.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (d1uFV)

185 Was that initial comment supposed to be some thinly veiled (and incorrect) racism?

Ngo is Vietnamese, as I recall, not Chinese, but maybe these super geniuses think they all look alike?
Posted by: imp at March 09, 2020 04:29 PM (uKiy5)

Looked like racism to me. He needs to get clobbered with this. Anyone on Twatter, sic 'em.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (J+mig)

186 What the hell is wrong with these people?
This isn't just TDS -- are these guys conservative even? What does Andy Ngo have to do with Trump (or Coronavirus since we're at it)?
These fucks really need to be laughed or booed out of the room. If anything terrible happens to them, I'm sorry, I won't shed a tear,

Posted by: P-Dog at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (CB/n6)

187 What a fucking pirate this asshole is

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (cF6Oq)

188 >>Now hearing the Atlanta teacher was so ill he was taken out of the school by ambulance/911 and taken to the hospital. WTF?

Probably a routine stabbing.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (RaKqj)

189 Now hearing the Atlanta teacher was so ill he was taken out of the school by ambulance/911 and taken to the hospital.

My guess is insane overreaction. Nobody who is that sick would have gone to work to begin with. Especially not a teacher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (KZzsI)

190 Did Blackbeard have a head that looked like a scrotum?

I don't know, but Bluebeard had naked Joey Heatherton.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (gd9RK)

191 flounder,

it's a bit odd. I prefer the song to the video, it gave me a bit of tunnel vision.

odd. indeed.
but catchy

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (d7Ww2)

192

This guy, and the others, are so repulsive. In looks and character. Who on earth would marry them? Or hook up with them if they are gay?

They are hideous inside and out. I guess there's one for everyone.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (vEIlU)

193 Pond scum has better qualities than Rick Wilson.

Posted by: dantesed at March 09, 2020 04:37 PM (88xKn)

194 Considering that my Portland livin, Warren supporting, loony lefty baby sister who is a nurse has reacted to the whole corona virus not by freaking out on Trump but instead simply saying "wash your hands" is all I need to know about the panic.

Posted by: H Badger at March 09, 2020 04:37 PM (n/0Nw)

195 I saw one supermarket tabloid that had one story that Corona was going to end the world but it still had other stories about Prince Andrew etc LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:37 PM (KNsKs)

196 >> Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:33 PM (KNsKs)

fine 4 things, 5 if one stretches Blackbeard's peg leg and Wilson's love of getting pegged as a similarity.

Posted by: dIb at March 09, 2020 04:37 PM (VJOLZ)

197 I Survived Corona and All I got Was This Frozen Yam Up My Ass

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:38 PM (KNsKs)

198 I don't see the downside in Trump making it a big deal, the country has already decided it is a big deal.

If Trump overshoots, people will forgive that far more easily than being too laid back.

Invading Iraq in a multi trillion dollar war is over reacting to terrorism. I'm not really sure what Trump does here would really have blowback if he overdid it.

If anything, he might use it as an excuse to seal up America and Democrats would be scared shitless to fight him on it.
Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2020 04:27 PM (sjTfF)

I'm not sure but since the media got the notion that this is something that could be kept out of country all together or contained to a negligible number of cases there is nothing at all Trump could do to say if them. By refusing to play into the over the top hype, he may by able to earn kudos once the fear blows over. It's really just a moderately dangerous new strain and something that comes along at least every ten years.

The overreaction by public officials is absurd... one school in Massachusetts was shut down because a single student might have gotten it from his father... what are they going to do if the student comes back positive? Keep the school closed until every student is tested? Nuts.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 09, 2020 04:38 PM (hfCyo)

199 Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 04:31 PM (datdl)

Dude is 100% grifter. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 09, 2020 04:39 PM (cF6Oq)

200 >>My guess is insane overreaction. Nobody who is that sick would have gone to work to begin with. Especially not a teacher.

Friend of mine had a sister that went hysterically blind after drinking 1 cup of tea from a mug she was worried had Lead Glazing on it.

Not kidding. His mom and grandmother didn't talk to him for weeks because he laughed and refused to take her to the hospital.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 04:39 PM (RaKqj)

201 Hey man 20 bucks is 20 bucks

Posted by: Craigslist drifter at March 09, 2020 04:39 PM (cQed6)

202 The one data point that gives me pause about Corona is what's happening in Iran. Of course they've done everything wrong. But I wonder if, having secluded mostly for the last 30 or 40 years, they've missed out on a lot of the immunity we take for granted. I know I've had, and recovered from, at least 20 flu strains over the years. Now this year, finally, I haven't even had an allergy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 04:39 PM (SCvwT)

203 Heh. After getting the endorsement of the immortal Cory Booker today, Joe announced that Democrats need to win back the House.

C'mon folks. Joe is senile.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

204 Silly tweets are silly:

@BernardHarcourt
What is wrong with us??? "Officials in NYC said they would close public schools only as last resort, in part because about 114,000 students in school system are homeless and may have nowhere else to get hot meals, medical care or even a place to wash their dirty laundry" @nytimes

Yes, Bernard, what is wrong with NYC's leftist policies?

People are also trying to use Coronavirus to pitch universal health care, as if socialism can solve a pandemic.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 04:39 PM (hvf9s)

205 Pond scum has better qualities than Rick Wilson.
Posted by: dantesed at March 09, 2020 04:37 PM (88xKn)

Dry it out and you've got peat, a useful fuel source.

These guys? They are useful for exactly nothing, this is why they are pundits.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 04:40 PM (J+mig)

206 They are hideous inside and out. I guess there's one for everyone.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (vEIlU)

Truly, revolting people.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 09, 2020 04:40 PM (H8QX8)

207 Their dissonance is rapidly becoming more than cognitive.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2020 04:40 PM (FOGOI)

208 Self quarantine?
Sister (big lib) goes skiing in northern Italy
Two weeks after return to Germany starts feeling sick
Doctor performs coronavirus test at clinic backdoor
Tells her to stay home for a couple weeks, wait for test results
Next day she goes furniture shopping

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

209 This guy, and the others, are so repulsive. In looks and character. Who on earth would marry them? Or hook up with them if they are gay?

They are hideous inside and out. I guess there's one for everyone.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (vEIlU)

A few years ago a cute girl who worked in our office married one of the project managers. The guy was a fucking asshole-- abrasive, ignorant, lazy, cheap, not good looking and always had a massive dip in his lip.

Another office girl was friends with her, and when we flat out asked her what the fuck would tempt her bestie to crawl underneath this toolbag, she answered to the effect of: Well, he's doing well, he's set up, she's not getting younger and he made her an offer.

I kinda suspect the same thing goes here...

Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 09, 2020 04:41 PM (H5ZlJ)

210

Laughing at other's misfortunes...always comes with a karmic blowback.

Good luck Rick, you douche.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 09, 2020 04:41 PM (fkH3i)

211 189 Now hearing the Atlanta teacher was so ill he was taken out of the school by ambulance/911 and taken to the hospital.

My guess is insane overreaction. Nobody who is that sick would have gone to work to begin with. Especially not a teacher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (KZzsI
************
young don't get sick...but may be infected...very odd

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2020 04:41 PM (Y274z)

212 Apparently Democrats also believe a 2,000 point market drop is something to cheer about.

The upside was because of Obama. It the drop is Trump's incompetency or something.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 09, 2020 04:42 PM (XN+73)

213 184
I'm still not feeling the virus panic.

Lots of my co-workers are.

Unless the dead start rising from the grave to feast on the living, I'm going to just act normally.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (d1uFV)

Go around and stand over their shoulder surveying the area with a pen and pad. When asked, tell them you are taking inventory of their stuff for when the world ends.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:42 PM (1CjJc)

214 The fam's thinking about cancelling my FiL's 80th B-Day party in late June, cuz Corona + old people.

OK, I get it- but who gets the flu in friggin' June?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 09, 2020 04:43 PM (8eIk8)

215 I really, really don't get what victory condition these guys are going for.

They don't give a damn about the country...they care about themselves. They think that they'll be able to say that they helped the left win and then they'll get invited to parties and given jobs. They don't realize that both sides understand that they're traitorous opportunists and no one like those.

Also, they're almost exclusively white men and they haven't been paying attention to the left. Pretty bad for a "strategist".

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 09, 2020 04:43 PM (ExV1e)

216
wash your hands
keep your hands away from your face
stay home if you're sick.

really
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

I just remembered where I heard this before.

I was 5.

Yet, our esteemed fool of a human being Guvnor, the Masterful Jay Inslee, is talking of shutting down the Seattle Sounders soccer match this week.

None of those elderly in the Kirkland Life Care Center 15 miles away were planning to go to the Sounders match, Jay.

The Sounders played about a week ago, and for some crazy reason, thousands, or even hundreds, or dozens, or ANY soccer fans did NOT report any sickness. Or hospitalization. Or death.

We had a lousy start collecting data on this virus for 4 months in China, while tens of thousands, no, hundreds of thousands of Chinese and visitors flew out of Wuhan and into busy US airports, exposing millions for those 4 months.

And now we have had 2 months of data and so far, found that people with bad lungs and immune systems are most effected, along with some subset of people that are Chinese.

So, yeah, Jay, shut it down.

Because in the back of his mind, and every Leftist mind, they are thinking "Yeah! And this is going to finally take down Trump!".

I'm not even kidding.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 04:43 PM (sy5kK)

217

Is there a more punchable name than "Molly Jong-Fast".

The preciousness just drips off that stupid name.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 09, 2020 04:43 PM (fkH3i)

218 I'm still not feeling the virus panic.
Lots of my co-workers are.

Unless the dead start rising from the grave to feast on the living, I'm going to just act normally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (d1uFV)
-------
Co-worker leaves for Puerto Vallarta Thursday - not on a cruise, just at a resort. She was just told to wfh for two weeks after she gets back. Ridiculous.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 09, 2020 04:43 PM (/ZYFC)

219 Important Coronavirus update :

https://tinyurl.com/qojoj77

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 09, 2020 04:43 PM (yeKQO)

220 I've never been a "prepper", but I'm going to institute the following philosophy. There *could* be a 5-day period where things get sketchy. It won't be longer than 5 days because the local powers that be will be taking a tongue-lashing from the citizenry if the power/water/etc isn't on for a couple of days, regardless of the doom and gloom that the media might spin. So, by the end of the week, I'll have the following stored at my home:

150 rounds of ammo
$500 in cash (not credit, not checks, etc)
5 gallons of bottled water
5 days worth of peanut butter, crackers, multi-vitamins, etc.

That's it. I can't imagine needing any longer of a supply than that. What am I missing for a 5-day period?

Cut me a break on the ammo, I purchased my first gun less than 30 days ago, so we're taking baby steps here!

Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2020 04:44 PM (ewSN2)

221 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 04:36 PM (d7Ww2)

It grew on me like a goiter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:44 PM (1CjJc)

222 People aren't afraid of the virus as much as the social stigma of not responding correctly or with sufficient panic and fear. This is where we are -- fear and paranoia are status markers.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 09, 2020 04:44 PM (H8QX8)

223 202 The one data point that gives me pause about Corona is what's happening in Iran. Of course they've done everything wrong. But I wonder if, having secluded mostly for the last 30 or 40 years, they've missed out on a lot of the immunity we take for granted. I know I've had, and recovered from, at least 20 flu strains over the years. Now this year, finally, I haven't even had an allergy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 04:39 PM (SCvwT)

Iran has Medieval ideas about hygiene, a broke-down public health system, and a leadership that actually holds its own people in contempt.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 04:44 PM (RD7QR)

224 Avast, me hearties, I tweet death upon thee like the buccaneers of auld. And now for a pirate song:

Fifteen men on Susan Kristol's chest.
Yo ho ho, and a lot of cum.
Paolo and the Devil had done for the rest.
Yo ho ho and a lot of cum.

Posted by: Soybeard the Pirate at March 09, 2020 04:44 PM (/8r1I)

225 ahhhhh-choooo

Posted by: Dick Wilson at March 09, 2020 04:45 PM (vtcmf)

226 I think for a lot of these NeverTrump guys, they really believe its principles. They have decided Trump is a terrible bad person and they are compelled by sacred honor to oppose him at all costs and gosh if its not costing them and that shows how right they are. They all think they are Captain America standing up against evil all alone and steely-eyed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

227 The overreaction by public officials is absurd... one school in Massachusetts was shut down because a single student might have gotten it from his father... what are they going to do if the student comes back positive? Keep the school closed until every student is tested? Nuts.
Posted by: Serious Cat

_____________________

This is what I don't understand.

There very well could be a situation where almost every school has 1 kid with this. And it's basically like someone having the flu.

Is every school going to be shut down? Every office? Every airport?

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2020 04:46 PM (sjTfF)

228 There'smore AIDS in Puerto Vallarta than coronavirus.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

229 150 rounds of ammo
$500 in cash (not credit, not checks, etc)
5 gallons of bottled water
5 days worth of peanut butter, crackers, multi-vitamins, etc.

Sounds like a plan. But you need more than 5 gallons.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 09, 2020 04:46 PM (Ozpxd)

230 Well, he's doing well, he's set up, she's not getting younger and he made her an offer.

I kinda suspect the same thing goes here...
Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 09, 2020 04:41 PM (H5ZlJ)

She offered her Honor
He honored her Offer
And all night long
It was Honor and Offer

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (sy5kK)

231 I think people underestimate heavily how much ammo they will need in an emergency. The average firefight in war uses up tens of thousands of rounds of ammo. Its hundreds per soldier. And they're trained, with back up and intel.

A couple magazines and boxes around ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

232 Has anyone thought about how fitting the pirate description is for this guy? He produces nothing on his own, only takes from others. He preys on those he sees as weak, flees from any challenge. He is a man without a country or principles, or morals, only welcome among those of his own kind. And when he's finally caught and strung up, no one will mourn him and his wasted life will only serve as a warning to others. Ahoy!

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (Ectld)

233 One of my coworkers just got back from a cruise to Cozumel. About 10AM the company sent him home to work from home for two weeks.

I guess I should have mentioned my quick trip to Mexico this last weekend to pick up my amphetamines and then I could be working from home.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (nAjD1)

234 217

Is there a more punchable name than "Molly Jong-Fast".

The preciousness just drips off that stupid name.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 09, 2020 04:43 PM (fkH3i)

It's weird, she's like a young Tom Petty in drag, but without the talent and personality.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (RD7QR)

235 5 days worth of peanut butter, crackers, multi-vitamins, etc.�

This ain't no fooling around.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (EGyGV)

236 There really are no words left to describe these sickening people...so why bother? They're sad, pathetic human beings.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2020 04:48 PM (JoUsr)

237
A couple magazines and boxes around ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

so explosives then?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 09, 2020 04:48 PM (Orx/W)

238 She offered her Honor

He honored her Offer

And all night long

It was Honor and Offer

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (sy5kK)

Here's to honor
Once get honor, stay honor
If you can't come in her, come honor

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 09, 2020 04:48 PM (k/TB6)

239 Gabe took an awful lot of authority upon himself.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

Well, he is at Ricochet now, so we can be happy that he has found himself a berth and we don't have to lock the windows any more to keep him out.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2020 04:48 PM (6rS3m)

240 Is every school going to be shut down? Every office? Every airport?

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2020 04:46 PM (sjTfF)

-

Only until November.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 04:48 PM (41rs/)

241 there are lots of jokes. Private schools are still in session.
people who work in healthcare are laughing and rolling their eyes at the nonsense.

please. calm down.

wash your hands
keep your hands away from your face
stay home if you're sick.

really
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

Tell that to the chickenshits on Wall Street

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2020 04:48 PM (mpeBU)

242 I mean, its good to be ready for emergencies with some supplies. Its why you take a first aid kit and a blanket along on a long drive. Not because you figure you'll crash but hey, better to have it and not need it than the opposite.

But people go nuts with this stuff. Scumbag televangelist Jim Bakker was selling fake cures for Wuhan Flu, got busted for it. These people live on suckers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

243 By the way, I heard there was some virus going around the "Principled Conservative" conference that caused men to not be able to achieve erections except when watching their wives get pounded by Craigslist Drifters.

Now, Ace. The term "pounded" is so declasse, n'est ce pas? It offends our Never Trump sense of decorum.

We prefer to watch our wives be "roundly rogered."

Posted by: THERickWilson at March 09, 2020 04:49 PM (KxVoZ)

244 and what in the hell are we teaching the younger generations about how to handle potentially dangerous situations?

are we teaching them to calmly, critically analyze what facts are clear. are we teaching them ANYTHING about the scientific method? are we teaching them patience and caution?

no. we are modeling the behavior of rabid chickens.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 04:49 PM (d7Ww2)

245 The real target is Trump rallies.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:49 PM (KNsKs)

246 150 rounds of ammo
$500 in cash (not credit, not checks, etc)
5 gallons of bottled water
5 days worth of peanut butter, crackers, multi-vitamins, etc.

That's it. I can't imagine needing any longer of a supply than that. What am I missing for a 5-day period?

Cut me a break on the ammo, I purchased my first gun less than 30 days ago, so we're taking baby steps here!
Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2020 04:44 PM (ewSN2)

If it wasn't for those damned transfer fees for the gun, your budget for ammo wouldn't have been blown, we have all been there.

And welcome aboard!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 04:49 PM (sy5kK)

247 Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 09, 2020 04:43 PM (8eIk

Sounds nuts. Suggest that you absolutely need to celebrate his 80th birthday! That's a big event. My gosh; It's not even the end of March.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 04:49 PM (WI7YS)

248 >>> I'll have the following stored at my home:
150 rounds of ammo
$500 in cash (not credit, not checks, etc)
5 gallons of bottled water
5 days worth of peanut butter, crackers, multi-vitamins, etc.
That's it. I can't imagine needing any longer of a supply than that. What am I missing for a 5-day period?

Solar powered battery pack for your phone?
A backpack to use as a go bag in case you need to leave.
Pack of playing cards or a book.
Journal to record the burning times.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 04:49 PM (hvf9s)

249 Their dissonance is rapidly becoming more than cognitive.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2020 04:40 PM (FOGOI)

For any psychologists who want to steal my work and write a paper or a book, I have a hypothesis of 4 stages of cognitive dissonance.

1. Dissonance. Two ideas are simultaneously held that cannot be rectified. Most people experiencing this will simply evaluate the two ideas, and abandon one. Some progress to phase 2.

2. Discordance. The contradiction can no longer be ignored, and the experiencer begins looking for a narrative that can safely accommodate both sacred cows. Most will revert to stage 1. Some craft a narrativs and proceed to stage 3.

3. Dislocation. The contradiction has completely upset the applecart. Protecting the sacred cows in now the primary concern. Objectivity is no longer if any importance.

4. Disassociation. The experiencer is now completely isolated from friends, family, former allies, and objective reality.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 04:50 PM (J+mig)

250 We also just got word that the 1st coronavirus has been diagnosed about 10 minutes from me. We have a lot of foreign industry related to BMW around here and some guy who just got back from Italy has it. And he has kids that go to my son's old elementary school. And word has it he's been all over town before being diagnosed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2020 04:50 PM (JoUsr)

251 They keep saying that the sell off is because there's an oil price war and oil is cheap. But that's BS. Cheap oil doesn't hurt economies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2020 04:50 PM (1ISKN)

252 It's weird, she's like a young Tom Petty in drag, but without the talent and personality.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (RD7QR)

I don't find them all that similar. I mean, if the choice was have sex with them or be killed, I might have sex with Tom Petty.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 09, 2020 04:50 PM (FJYfm)

253 Ten years before twitter was a glimmer in Jack's eye I was on a forum that was similar. Much too liberal and a lot of obnoxious crowing and a tenuous grasp on reality. I wasted a lot of time there, and that is why twitter doesn't tempt me.

A dark time before Ace, before donning the cape and colander.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2020 04:51 PM (/+vmj)

254 I'll know the left is serious about the corona virus when they push back pay your extortion money to the government day to May 15th.

Until then not so much.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2020 04:51 PM (pw+jk)

255 Almost every election year since 2008, the media has tried to panic the public with a new killer virus. It hasn't worked until this year, after almost ten tries it finally did. It sunk in and now people are panicking, for no reason except mob psychology.

Even at its absolute worst, its killing fewer people than auto accidents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

256 This ain't no fooling around.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (EGyGV)
..........

No time for dancing, or lovey dovey

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 04:51 PM (v0R5T)

257 no. we are modeling the behavior of rabid chickens.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 04:49 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes, nt sensible at all

I didn't know that chickens could be rabid. I guess they are if the get bitten by a rabid animal

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 04:51 PM (WI7YS)

258 WTF? The market is bottoming out, yet gold & silver aren't moving up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 04:51 PM (T0djb)

259 So we have someone that has as their nic "NO" who types things that at least 95% of us think "no way" when we read them. I've always thought no was a clever part time nic for posting the DNC fantasies. Am I wrong?

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 09, 2020 04:51 PM (eASYU)

260 Ain't got time for that now...

Posted by: Talking Heads at March 09, 2020 04:51 PM (ewSN2)

261
Is there a more punchable name than "Molly Jong-Fast".
The preciousness just drips off that stupid name.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian

I always see "Slim-Fast"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 04:52 PM (aKsyK)

262 >>They keep saying that the sell off is because there's an oil price war and oil is cheap. But that's BS. Cheap oil doesn't hurt economies.

It does a number on the price of oil company stocks, some of the biggest stocks on Wall Street.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

263 245 The real target is Trump rallies.

Did not think of that.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2020 04:52 PM (lwiT4)

264 Oh Crusader, also pack some Vodka. Can be used as disinfectant/cleaner, drunk when you need liquid courage, or used in a molotov cocktail.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 04:52 PM (hvf9s)

265 4. Disassociation. The experiencer is now completely isolated from friends, family, former allies, and objective reality.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 04:50 PM (J+mig)

well yeah, but I've been enjoying it. Is that so wrong?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 09, 2020 04:52 PM (Orx/W)

266 Bloomberg adviser warns' scorched earth' retaliation against Trump children if GOP attacks Hunter Biden.
https://tinyurl.com/tawfsft

Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2020 04:52 PM (wiXsO)

267 A million reasons why a shooting war not a good thing to wish for. Shutting these fuckers up is probably one of the few reason listed on the other side of the ledger.

Posted by: No one at March 09, 2020 04:53 PM (4/5px)

268 Tell that to the chickenshits on Wall Street
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2020 04:48 PM (mpeBU)
..........

I hate fucking day traders.
(OK, OK, I should quit it then)

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

269 By the way, I heard there was some virus going
around the "Principled Conservative" conference that caused men to not
be able to achieve erections except when watching their wives get
pounded by Craigslist Drifters.

Now, Ace. The term "pounded" is so declasse, n'est ce pas? It offends our Never Trump sense of decorum.

We prefer to watch our wives be "roundly rogered."

Posted by: THERickWilson at March 09, 2020 04:49 PM (KxVoZ)

===I think the phrase is "Pounded balls deep."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2020 04:53 PM (pw+jk)

270 235
5 days worth of peanut butter, crackers, multi-vitamins, etc.

This ain't no fooling around.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (EGyGV)

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:53 PM (1CjJc)

271

Argh matey, hope I don't get that ass virus that's going around...

Posted by: The Dread Butt Pirate Wilson at March 09, 2020 04:53 PM (2317k)

272 I'd imagine they've been combing through Trump's childrens' dealings and associations with a microscope already. If anything was there, they would've already gone scorched earth.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2020 04:53 PM (JoUsr)

273 >>5 days worth of peanut butter

That's just for Jasper!

Posted by: Dana perino at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (RaKqj)

274 The market is bottoming out, yet gold & silver aren't moving up.

Because gold and silver react to economic collapse, not stock market fluctuation. This isn't being driven by inflation or some massive economic unheaval, its just ridiculous traders trying to get ahead of trends and make as much money as possible.

The stock market is almost completely divorced from actual economic reality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

275 Here in CO, there is a Denver Councilwoman candi cdebaca who openly wished to get the virus so that she could then go to Trump rally's to infect people.

These are violent, sick people.

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

276 I kinda suspect the same thing goes here...
Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 09, 2020 04:41 PM (H5ZlJ)

These guys do not have much to offer, imho.

The anger and vile I get, because of who they are. They are projecting their ugly selves.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (vEIlU)

277 189 . . . Nobody who is that sick would have gone to work to begin with. Especially not a teacher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_____________

Two words: Education degree.

Posted by: Furious George at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (9vQJW)

278
266 Bloomberg adviser warns' scorched earth' retaliation against Trump children if GOP attacks Hunter Biden.
https://tinyurl.com/tawfsft

Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2020 04:52 PM (wiXsO)

Because what has been going on for the past five years was just a round of Pat-A-Cake.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (hLRSq)

279 If Wilson mocks Trump voters with a "dumb hick" accent, does he mock Andy Ngo with a "me so horny" accent, or a "light in his loafers" lisp, or a combination of the two?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (S7C2J)

280
Oh Crusader, also pack some Vodka. Can be used as disinfectant/cleaner, drunk when you need liquid courage, or used in a molotov cocktail.
Posted by: LizLem

Do you have 120 proof Vodka?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (aKsyK)

281 I didn't know that chickens could be rabid. I guess they are if the get bitten by a rabid animal
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Generally they, along with rabbits and squirrels, are usually dinner instead of just getting bit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (T0djb)

282 Can congressman still insider trade, or has that been nixed?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (Orx/W)

283 273
>>5 days worth of peanut butter

That's just for Jasper!

Posted by: Dana perino at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (RaKqj)

For Jasper. Right.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (1CjJc)

284 �I think people underestimate heavily how much ammo they will need in an emergency. The average firefight in war uses up tens of thousands of rounds of ammo. Its hundreds per soldier. And they're trained, with back up and intel.�

A couple magazines and boxes around ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by:�Christopher R Taylor�at March 09, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

The ammo usage for soldiers is different than it would be for us during colander times. Soldiers expend most of their ammo (at least 80% or more) as suppressing fire, which actually isn't intended to hit the enemy, but to pin him down so that your real killing tools can be brought to bear. Stuff like artillery, mortars, air strikes, 40mm grenades etc.

Keep that in mind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (EGyGV)

285 131 actuallly, here in Seattle.

there are lots of jokes. Private schools are still in session.
people who work in healthcare are laughing and rolling their eyes at the nonsense.
------------------

It would be rather eye-opening to compare attendance and infection statistics between private schools and public schools in the same area, wherever this is occurring.

Of course the government would NEVER do this, because the results would make them look like the whimpy, over-reactionaries they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (sy5kK)

286 Almost every election year since 2008, the media has
tried to panic the public with a new killer virus. It hasn't worked
until this year, after almost ten tries it finally did. It sunk in and
now people are panicking, for no reason except mob psychology.

Even at its absolute worst, its killing fewer people than auto accidents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

===
I'm not that concerned much less afraid of the corona virus. BUT I am pretty scared/concerned about the people that are afraid of the corona virus.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (pw+jk)

287 272 I'd imagine they've been combing through Trump's childrens' dealings and associations with a microscope already. If anything was there, they would've already gone scorched earth.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2020 04:53 PM (JoUsr)

It's being saved for later. Slow Joe is going to need all the help he can get.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (RD7QR)

288 Solar powered battery pack for your phone?
A backpack to use as a go bag in case you need to leave.
Pack of playing cards or a book.
Journal to record the burning times.

And a JetPack. We were all supposed to have JetPacks by now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (gd9RK)

289 >>I'd imagine they've been combing through Trump's childrens' dealings and associations with a microscope already. If anything was there, they would've already gone scorched earth.

I don't care how much money Bloomberg has, threatening Trump's kids is a very bad idea. Having Trump angry at you is not where you want to be.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (ZLI7S)

290 The stock market is almost completely divorced from actual economic reality.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

It runs entirely on emotion. That emotion may be a sensible reaction to real inputs, or entirely not.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (J+mig)

291 I went to my dentist today he and the hygienist were talking about what an overblown bullshit story this is

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (KNsKs)

292 Here in CO, there is a Denver Councilwoman candi cdebaca who openly wished to get the virus so that she could then go to Trump rally's to infect people.

--

I think that dumb b*tch was actually high-fiving somebody else who suggested that's what they'd do if they contracted it. They sure seem afraid of Trump's rallies.

I guess it never occurred to the other dumb b*tch who originally suggested it that she'd have to expose her loved ones, family and friends, to it while attempting to infect Trump supporters.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2020 04:56 PM (JoUsr)

293 I'll have the following stored at my home:
150 rounds of ammo
$500 in cash (not credit, not checks, etc)
5 gallons of bottled water
5 days worth of peanut butter, crackers, multi-vitamins, etc.
That's it. I can't imagine needing any longer of a supply than that. What am I missing for a 5-day period?[/-i]

Skin mags for if there aint no internets?

Posted by: Rosie Palmer at March 09, 2020 04:56 PM (8eIk8)

294 OT - The Mrs and i went to the DMV today to get our "Real ID". Our current drivers license isn't good enough for the feds.

We got our numbers, 444 and 445, and sat. After about an hour they called 444. We went to the window and the clerk said she could only process one at a time and she was taking lunch after the one. She was the only one issuing those licenses. It took about 5 minutes to complete mine and about another hour and a quarter for the Mrs (I am currently practically disabled) while I sat in the car.

Can't wait till they take over our health care.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 09, 2020 04:56 PM (ofIwF)

295 Oh Crusader, also pack some Vodka. Can be used as disinfectant/cleaner, drunk when you need liquid courage, or used in a molotov cocktail.
Posted by: LizLem

Do you have 120 proof Vodka?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

151 rum or Everclear. 75% & 95% alcohol.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 04:56 PM (T0djb)

296 283 273
>>5 days worth of peanut butter

That's just for Jasper!

Posted by: Dana perino at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (RaKqj)

For Jasper. Right.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (1CjJc)

I thought that Jasper has been trained by now, and doesn't need the peanut butter any more, Dana?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 04:56 PM (sy5kK)

297 ace doesn't need five days worth of food, he's the ultimate prepper, he can go weeks without eating.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 04:56 PM (4thlk)

298 The stock market is almost completely divorced from actual economic reality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

It runs entirely on emotion. That emotion may be a sensible reaction to real inputs, or entirely not.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (J+mig)

THIS and THIS!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (mpeBU)

299 >>ace doesn't need five days worth of food, he's the ultimate prepper, he can go weeks without eating.

His shelves couldn't hold three days worth, anyway.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (RaKqj)

300 LOL these trolls

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (KNsKs)

301 Two words: Education degree.

Posted by: Furious George at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (9vQJW)

Synonym for Participation Trophy.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (kUmUV)

302 Posted by: Dana perino at March 09, 2020 04:54 PM (RaKqj)

For Jasper. Right.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (1CjJc)

Well, Jasper gets to lick the peanut butter....

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Donnie boy is finished.

Heh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (nAjD1)

304 Keep that in mind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2020 04:55 PM (EGyGV)

Yep. Different tactics. Different requirements.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (1CjJc)

305 297 ace doesn't need five days worth of food, he's the ultimate prepper, he can go weeks without eating.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 04:56 PM (4thlk)

"Five days worth of food" is ace-speak for completely empty pockets.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (FOGOI)

306 Italy just put internal travel restrictions on the entire country.

I wonder if Rosenstein's sister was involved?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (ZLI7S)

307 The one positive to the Lefties' corona hysteria is it exposes what total frauds they are on "climate crisis." With corona, and the thought that, "Wow, I might actually die!" they are quick to cancel even their favorite gatherings, like SXSW. But with global warming? They never gave up their private jets, extravagant parties, lavish lifestyles, etc. They know it's a con. They might suspect corona is overblown, but they KNOW global warming is overblown.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (FJYfm)

308 All ace needs is one bone to make broth and he's good for a year...

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 04:57 PM (KNsKs)

309 Even bitcoin is crashing.

Posted by: smh at March 09, 2020 04:58 PM (8eIk8)

310 My bone.

It makes its own broth.

Posted by: Paolo at March 09, 2020 04:58 PM (RaKqj)

311 Two words: Education degree.

Sure, but that's exactly what I mean. Its not like she's a nurse waking up and going "I feel horrible but people need me" she got a snowflake degree and barely can go to work 4 days a week as is, for 9 months out of the year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 04:58 PM (KZzsI)

312 We prefer to watch our wives be "roundly rogered."

Posted by: THERickWilson at March 09, 2020 04:49 PM (KxVoZ)

===I think the phrase is "Pounded balls deep."

Bent over and loaded like a shotgun

Posted by: RJD at March 09, 2020 04:58 PM (2cfUo)

313 All ace needs is one bone to make broth and he's good for a year ...

Is this a euphemism?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 09, 2020 04:59 PM (nAjD1)

314 293
I'll have the following stored at my home:

150 rounds of ammo

$500 in cash (not credit, not checks, etc)

5 gallons of bottled water

5 days worth of peanut butter, crackers, multi-vitamins, etc.

That's it. I can't imagine needing any longer of a supply than that. What am I missing for a 5-day period?[/-i]

Skin mags for if there aint no internets?

Posted by: Rosie Palmer at March 09, 2020 04:56 PM (8eIk

Bacon and coffee.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 04:59 PM (1CjJc)

315 OT: We live just south of Seattle. Just found out that one of my kid's teenage friends is having "lung issues." The doc put him on steroids & an inhaler but didn't test for Coronavirus. They said that they wouldn't do that unless he developed a fever in the next 72 hours.

He's staying at home for now, with his mom. His mom teaches Special Ed at a public school.

We're screwed, aren't we?

Posted by: 29Victor at March 09, 2020 04:59 PM (BJKQV)

316 Quinnipiac poll has Biden up 11 over Trump.

Rasmussen has Biden up 6 over Trump.

Biden over 50 in both polls.

Posted by: greggg at March 09, 2020 04:59 PM (wY81C)

317
Even at its absolute worst, its killing fewer people than auto accidents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Auto accidents? Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: The Medical Profession at March 09, 2020 04:59 PM (xSo9G)

318 >>That's it. I can't imagine needing any longer of a supply than that. What am I missing for a 5-day period?

Ice Cream and Lifetime Movies?

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 05:00 PM (RaKqj)

319 Italy just went on full lockdown. Probably just a coordinated global conspiracy from the local levels to the national level to own Trump.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/ 1237108059824160768

Posted by: ok at March 09, 2020 05:00 PM (qfrw5)

320 Lol! Biden's IQ isn't over 50.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2020 05:00 PM (1ISKN)

321 >>The ammo usage for soldiers is different than it would be for us during colander times.

During colander times, it was a strain just getting ammo!

Posted by: Caliban at March 09, 2020 05:00 PM (QE8X6)

322 Posted by: greggg at March 09, 2020 04:59 PM (wY81C)

Polls are for strippers.

And Biden hasn't even beat Bernie yet.

A bit presumptive on your part, retard.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

323 Even at its absolute worst, its killing fewer people than auto accidents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No habla.

Posted by: Illegal Aliens at March 09, 2020 05:00 PM (1CjJc)

324 Even at its absolute worst, its killing fewer people than auto accidents.

In fairness, more men have died of breast cancer in the last two weeks than have succumbed to the Chinese Flu.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 09, 2020 05:00 PM (nAjD1)

325 I learned to love poles by watching my mommy dance.

Posted by: g g g g g greg at March 09, 2020 05:00 PM (/8r1I)

326 I'll have the following stored at my home:

150 rounds of ammo

$500 in cash (not credit, not checks, etc)

5 gallons of bottled water

5 days worth of peanut butter, crackers, multi-vitamins, etc.

That's it. I can't imagine needing any longer of a supply than that. What am I missing for a 5-day period?[/-i]

====
A gallon of water per day per person is reasonable.
150 rounds? Depends on what they are and amount of loaded magazines you have. I'd recommend more in general.
$500/ person but I would go more.
The food depends. I would recommend more and lighter high calorie food.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (pw+jk)

327 Quinnipiac poll has Biden up 11 over Trump.

Rasmussen has Biden up 6 over Trump.

Biden over 50 in both polls.
Posted by: greggg
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Biden? Biden who?

Posted by: Senile Old White Guy at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (xSo9G)

328 Jeepers, more than our share of trolls today, eh?

Can't discern which one is the dumbest.

Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (xPJvm)

329 Jesus Christ, who got trolls on them and tracked them in the house?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (RD7QR)

330 The trolls are swarming and on message today.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (KNsKs)

331

Are "mexican beets" brown?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (TxqCC)

332 What am I missing for a 5-day period?

Seriously, fire. Multiple redundant means of making fire.

It might be cold. You may need to purify water. You want the ability to cook your neighbors.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (gd9RK)

333 >>Biden over 50 in both polls.

Joe announced today that it was imperative that Democrats win back the House.

Truly, you are as retarded as he is.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

334 And Biden hasn't even beat Bernie yet.

A bit presumptive on your part, retard.
Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)
==================================

Bernie will lose the MI primary by over 30 pts.

Biden just gains more momentum and good press.

Meanwhile, Trump tweets more about Warren while the Virus spreads and the stock market collapses

Posted by: greggg at March 09, 2020 05:02 PM (wY81C)

335 333
What am I missing for a 5-day period?

Seriously, fire. Multiple redundant means of making fire.

It might be cold. You may need to purify water. You want the ability to cook your neighbors.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (gd9RK)

Breast, please.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 05:02 PM (1CjJc)

336 Quinnipiac poll has Biden up 11 over Trump.

Rasmussen has Biden up 6 over Trump.

Biden over 50 in both polls.
Posted by: greggg
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Biden? Biden who?
Posted by: Senile Old White Guy at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (xSo9G)

I told you, "If you won't vote for Biden, vote for the other Biden." That's what they're doing!

Now remind me again, who's Biden?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 05:02 PM (FJYfm)

337 Italy just went on full lockdown. Probably just a coordinated global
conspiracy from the local levels to the national level to own Trump.

===
Adjusts tin hat. I can easily see this as a test for how quietly and passively the sheep go to their pins when told to.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2020 05:03 PM (pw+jk)

338 The me that knows bigger numbers are better: "HOLY SMOKES LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR RETIREMENT FUND!"

The me that knows I'm not retiring for another 25-35 years: "Don't touch it, you'll probably do it wrong."

Posted by: reason at March 09, 2020 05:03 PM (D4mP3)

339 Barky O'biden that was the Carvel cake for St Paddies day
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 05:03 PM (KNsKs)

340 DeepState 100% in for Slow Joe, he will be Americans Puppet President

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:03 PM (ZCEU2)

341 Imagine being pumped about handing the Presidency to a man with obvious dementia, just to spite everyone.

Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 09, 2020 05:03 PM (H5ZlJ)

342 Is Bloomberg paying trolls now? Or is this place just getting more popular and over the target

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2020 05:03 PM (MU2MU)

343 Take Back the House! Take Back the House!

And the Garage! Take That, Too!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (FJYfm)

344 I don't care how much money Bloomberg has, threatening Trump's kids is a very bad idea. Having Trump angry at you is not where you want to be.
Posted by: JackStraw

Yes, apparently this Timothy O'Brien guy is as good at making threats as he was as managing Bloomberg's campaign.

You don't snatch a cub in front daddy Lion and expect to just walk away unscathed. Very stupid of this guy to make a threat like this. He doesn't know Trump at all does he?

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (oiNtH)

345 How old are these people?

There are high school kids who are more mature, more professional than these jerks.

It's like twitter magically reverts people to their 8th grade self or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (bDqIh)

346 their wives get pounded by Craigslist Drifters.

I do the less pulchritudenous ones, but only in an altered mental state.

Posted by: High Plains Drifter at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (or1nP)

347 307: She's the one who started the panic with her tele-education and severe illness ss from community community spread presser.

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (ONvIw)

348 What am I missing for a 5-day period?
.......

Tampons. Lots of tampons.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

349 It might be cold. You may need to purify water. You want the ability to cook your neighbors. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (gd9RK)

Ace should set up a Patreon page, and do subscriber exclusive vids on the proper way to kill, dress, skin, and cook hobo meat. (Though mebbe virus infected hobo meat is off the menu.)

Also how to install prepper food storage shelves.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (hvf9s)

350 Imagine being pumped about handing the Presidency to a man with obvious dementia, just to spite everyone.

Nobody ever accused Average Joe of being a rocket surgeon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (nAjD1)

351 You can't beat the Mexican beet!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (aKsyK)

352 Quinnipiac poll has Biden up 11 over Trump.

Rasmussen has Biden up 6 over Trump.

Biden over 50 in both polls.
--------

Election 2020: Bernie Sanders leads Joe Biden in Emerson poll
USA Today
Apr 16, 2019 ·

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (xSo9G)

353 I've met a couple of people who are working on Democratic presidential campaigns and they just sort of shriek obscenities at me when I don't immediately express hatred for PDT.

I'm wondering how that's supposed to convince the undecided. I certainly don't find it gives me reason to think highly of their perspective.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (twiRb)

354 My favorite poll trolls are the ones who take really obscure contests and timing, combined with wierd circumstances.

If you compare Trump in 2016 with Trump now, against Hillary at this time, in a head-to-head run polling by Qunnipak, he's GOING TO LOSE!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

355 >>The me that knows bigger numbers are better: "HOLY SMOKES LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR RETIREMENT FUND!"

I do not own a single piece of Real Estate that I have not had multiple cold call Buyers for in the past 18 months. All willing to pay a premium.

Nothing wrong with this economy.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 05:05 PM (RaKqj)

356 The Left wish for American body bags in every situation . The more dead Americans the better they like it. Another reason to put on the For War side of the ledger.

Posted by: No one at March 09, 2020 05:06 PM (4/5px)

357 Are "mexican beets" brown?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 09, 2020 05:01 PM (TxqCC)

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Don't know. But I am pretty sure they are usually carried by the accordion accompaniment.

Posted by: reason at March 09, 2020 05:06 PM (D4mP3)

358 Do Mexicans make beer out of beets?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

359 NOOD

Posted by: johnd01 at March 09, 2020 05:06 PM (ukNFU)

360 I need to pee. Could one of you hold the magnifying glass while I drive the tweezers?

Please?

Serious you guys, I really got to go...

Posted by: The Dread Butt Pirate Wilson at March 09, 2020 05:07 PM (2317k)

361 Biden? Biden who?
Posted by: Senile Old White Guy

O'Biden

Posted by: Sock Monkey..not a succubus at March 09, 2020 05:07 PM (Wyxi/)

362 Imagine being pumped about handing the Presidency to a man with obvious dementia, just to spite everyone.
Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya
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It is *always* a mistake to imagine that the Left have the well-being of the country at heart. They care only about totalitarian control, that's it, period.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2020 05:08 PM (CDGwz)

363 >>> The me that knows bigger numbers are better: "HOLY SMOKES LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR RETIREMENT FUND!" The me that knows I'm not retiring for another 25-35 years: "Don't touch it, you'll probably do it wrong."
Posted by: reason at March 09, 2020 05:03 PM (D4mP3)

I tinkered last week, now I am worried that I tinkered wrong with the steep nosedive today. Worried how much I might have lost. But on the plus side, like you said, I have a long ways to retirement. Here's hoping the panic finally goes away and the market corrects.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 05:08 PM (hvf9s)

364 I do not own a single piece of Real Estate that I have not had multiple cold call Buyers for in the past 18 months. All willing to pay a premium.
..........

I get 3 or 4 direct mail solicitations per week from Realtors.
I like the ones from Amber Melenudo, she's purty.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

365 We're screwed, aren't we?
Posted by: 29Victor

no. we are not.

calm. the. fuck. down.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 05:10 PM (d7Ww2)

366 Take Back the House! Take Back the House!

And the Garage! Take That, Too!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (FJYfm)

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We're gonna take back the HOUSE!

And we're gonna take back the...the...the OTHER ONE!

Don't ask me what it's called, what are you, fats? I'll show you a push-up or two...

Posted by: Joe Biden, what's your name? at March 09, 2020 05:10 PM (D4mP3)

367 I've met a couple of people who are working on Democratic presidential campaigns and they just sort of shriek obscenities at me when I don't immediately express hatred for PDT.

I'm wondering how that's supposed to convince the undecided. I certainly don't find it gives me reason to think highly of their perspective.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 09, 2020 05:04 PM (twiRb)

I've had reliably Democrat friends express their skepticism about current Democrat proposals ("how are we EVER going to pay for that??").

I don't rub it in and say "I toldja." I just nod gravely. They must complete their own journey, in their own time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 05:11 PM (YqDXo)

368 I get 3 or 4 direct mail solicitations per week from Realtors.
I like the ones from Amber Melenudo, she's purty.
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

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She's got huge tracts of land?

Posted by: reason at March 09, 2020 05:11 PM (D4mP3)

369 "Biden over 50 in both polls."

This is definitely believable. He's so sharp, and definitely not insane at all.

Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2020 05:12 PM (eAZVt)

370 297 ace doesn't need five days worth of food, he's the ultimate prepper, he can go weeks without eating.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 04:56 PM (4thlk)

Those hobos don't kill themselves you know...

Posted by: kbdabear at March 09, 2020 05:13 PM (qAR6u)

371 I tinkered last week, now I am worried that I tinkered wrong with the steep nosedive today. Worried how much I might have lost. But on the plus side, like you said, I have a long ways to retirement. Here's hoping the panic finally goes away and the market corrects.
Posted by: LizLem

My company went from $48 three weeks ago to $12.50 today. I wish to God I had $50 to $75k to drop in the market.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 05:13 PM (T0djb)

372 I just read that the State of New York is going to manufacture their own hand sanitizer to combat "price gouging". I can't wait for this to become a hilarious disaster.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2020 05:13 PM (ZGrMX)

373 The DNC might have torpedoed Tulsi to avoid the obvious comparison with the two geezers, but they can't avoid the even more obvious comparison between the two geezers, who are pretty much of an age.

Sanders has his head firmly up his ass, but no more so now than before. The comparison with Biden and his blue screen moments is impossible to overlook.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 05:13 PM (YqDXo)

374 I just read that the State of New York is going to manufacture their own hand sanitizer to combat "price gouging". I can't wait for this to become a hilarious disaster.
Posted by: Ian S.

Isopropyl alcohol and aloe vera gel.

You're welcome.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 05:14 PM (T0djb)

375 370 We're screwed, aren't we?
Posted by: 29Victor

no. we are not.

calm. the. fuck. down.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2020 05:10 PM (d7Ww2)

Not really freaking out, thanks.

Just wondering now how long I should wait before I visit my 79 year old mother in her nursing home and what I should tell my boy (his best friend) who was in the hospital for two weeks a couple of years ago with pneumonia. Oh, and the disabled guy that lives with us - if he gets it are you going to tell me to calm down?

This think is killing old people and it is killing people with pre-existing lung issues. We've know that it has been in the area for weeks and the gov is telling us to take it seriously but they don't test people who come in with sudden, never-before-experienced breathing issues?

I understand that this kid will be fine and that I will be fine, but if I knew that the virus had been in my house I would alter my behavior accordingly to keep from infecting those around me (even more than I already have), and I'm sure that the kid's mom would too. They're locking down schools around here when one kid might have it, but a Special Ed teacher could have it in their home and they either don't or can't do a test?

Posted by: 29Victor at March 09, 2020 05:19 PM (BJKQV)

376 Quinnipiac poll has Biden up 11 over Trump.�

Rasmussen has Biden up 6 over Trump.�

Biden over 50 in both polls

=====

Cover for the gigantic and extensive amount of cheating and fraud they will commit November 2020 to win the election.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2020 05:19 PM (GmVcS)

377 377 I just read that the State of New York is going to manufacture their own hand sanitizer to combat "price gouging". I can't wait for this to become a hilarious disaster.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2020 05:13 PM (ZGrMX)

Sounds like an enormous graft opportunity for "contractors."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 09, 2020 05:26 PM (jK8Z7)

378 Re: 150 rounds of ammo
You will likely need only 3-4 rounds of ammo per emergency.
You may need the other 130 rounds for practice sessions at the range. It is important to actually be able to hit something with those 3-4 rounds when the time comes.
Practice makes perfect.

Posted by: Engineer at March 09, 2020 05:33 PM (nxQF6)

379 Just proves what we always knew: NOBODY will touch Rick Wilson...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 09, 2020 06:00 PM (Mx0hs)

380 What a sad, toothless old closet case whose son is (allegedly) into piss.

Posted by: Boorish Robot at March 09, 2020 06:05 PM (Oyzyc)

381 whatta scumbag that Wilson garbage person is. I hope he gets chased out of restaurants.

Posted by: vivi at March 09, 2020 06:18 PM (11H2y)

382 Seriously, can someone take these fucking nevertrumpers out back and curb stomp em?

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at March 09, 2020 06:30 PM (7nbjV)

383 245- Bingo.

Posted by: vivi at March 09, 2020 06:32 PM (11H2y)

384 Rick Wilson is in the British vernacular, simply a Gollum wanker.

Posted by: Flubber at March 09, 2020 07:15 PM (PQnIX)

385 Pirate Rick, or as Joe says, Pir Rick, P-p-prick Wilson, you know the guy.

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