Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
Powered by
Movable Type





Female Guardian Writer: My Lack of Attraction to My Dress-Wearing Boyfriend Made Me Doubt My Liberation from the Patriarchy's Mind Control

allegedmaninaweddingdress.jpg

Guardian sex extremist surprised that she's turned off by men in drag.

Apparently there's a tradition of climbing a mountain in a dress for Mother's Day.

This woman knew that her boyfriend would be faaabulous in a dress, but was surprised to find she wasn't comfortable with how comfortable he was in a dress.


But I found myself unexpectedly uneasy with his new fondness for feminine frocks -- a reaction that challenged the progressive ideals I'd prided myself on for decades. I'd long thought I was contributing to a progressive shift in how we define masculinity, finally allowing men to be emotional and vulnerable, or to ask for help, or to hug their male friends ... or to wear dresses.

Ian giggled. "Isn't it beautiful?" His chest hair battled the sheer neckline. The skirt fanned out as wide as a beach umbrella -- a garment fit for a Vegas chapel.

...

This was not the first time I'd found myself a little uncomfortable with the sight of Ian in women's wear.

Wait, your soybag boyfriend wears women's clothes a lot? PLOT TWIST. No one saw this coming.

It's not an unusual sight to spot him sporting a skirt, dress, or sarong at a party, picnic, or trailhead. He uses his unconventional apparel as a display of his individuality and a reflection of his fondness for fun.

"Fun."

...

While it was attraction-at-first sight with Ian, his closet full of feminine gear put a tiny dent in his desirability from the very beginning of our relationship. Not enough to stop me from acting on my huge crush, but enough to notice there was an unexpected disconnect between what I thought I was OK with a man wearing, and what I actually found appealing on his body.

You can read the rest if you like. Progressive woman shocked to discover that ten years of ideological brainwashing aren't enough to overcome a million years of evolutionary psychology.

Posted by: Ace at 03:02 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 First

Posted by: Flyguy at March 04, 2020 03:02 PM (v30M8)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

3 HOOORAAYYY FOR GRAY!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Gray!

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at March 04, 2020 03:03 PM (oUkrT)

5 So there is hope for the women of the UK.

Besides Liz Hurley

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 04, 2020 03:03 PM (d1uFV)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:03 PM (zZbCU)

7 Yeah, time to dump him. he's a little too comfortable wearing a dress.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 04, 2020 03:04 PM (JKNZq)

8 For the "men" of England, I suspect there is no hope. Or testosterone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 04, 2020 03:04 PM (d1uFV)

9 If her article ain't a goof, the end of days may be closer than we think.

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 03:04 PM (90T4r)

10 He uses his unconventional apparel as a display of his individuality and a reflection of his fondness for fun.

I wear an SS uniform to display my individuality and fondness for fun. Plus, I just look so damn good in black.

Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:04 PM (T6t7i)

11 Is that her actual soyboy boyfriend?


Pray for an avalanche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

12 LOL get fucked?

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2020 03:04 PM (KNsKs)

13 I sense a opening, jes?

Posted by: Paolo at March 04, 2020 03:04 PM (r+sAi)

14 You'd think Mini Mike could afford a top lip

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 03:04 PM (rpxSz)

15
Oh shit. Whats that word....

TERFS!!!!


Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:04 PM (8XRCm)

16 And that man was Joe Biden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (XyVor)

17 you gotta be shittin me!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (KP5rU)

18 Who the fuck are these people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (XyVor)

19 Fun = dick.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (P1AAi)

20 Oh shut up, you imbecile.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (Boy/L)

21 We are at least a decade overdue for a very serious conversation about untreated severe mental illness.

Posted by: DocJ at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (DU2N9)

22 This was not the first time I'd found myself a little uncomfortable with the sight of Ian in women's wear.



Wait until you catch him wearing your thongs!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (WyqH5)

23 Are we not men?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (aKsyK)

24 I thought I wouldn't mind that Ian's dick tasted like shit, but it wasn't as pleasant as my wumnzy's studies classes told me it should be.

Posted by: Some Dumb Whore at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)

25 She probably responds well to begging and is a freak. It's all BS with these types

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (W+TLY)

26 The patriarchy is strong. Or it could just be old Mother nature telling her that this "man" does not have anything that a woman should want.

"How dare my instincts that have evolved over eons of survival against an uncaring natural environment make me doubt the rationalizations that have been poured into my head by purveyors of warmed up and chewed over Marxist gobbled-gook!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (hLRSq)

27 Top 30

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 04, 2020 03:06 PM (veJcn)

28 I expect it is clickbait, but on the other hand the idea had to come from somewhere.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2020 03:06 PM (r+sAi)

29 She'll probably be even more surprised at his comfort levels with man meat.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 04, 2020 03:06 PM (VtIqB)

30 She had to address him as "thir."

Posted by: Caliban at March 04, 2020 03:06 PM (QE8X6)

31 What does it say that the guy?'s hat is what jumped out at me first, and not the dress?

Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 03:06 PM (Izzlo)

32 Mini Mike giving a presser, congratulating his staff.

"There's no doubt we would have beaten Trump in November."

hahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

33 >>> I wear an SS uniform to display my individuality and fondness for fun. Plus, I just look so damn good in black.

Samesies!!!

Posted by: Prince Harry at March 04, 2020 03:06 PM (hvf9s)

34 When he started singing "I Feel Pretty"? Real. Turnoff.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

35 " I'd long thought I was contributing to a progressive shift in how we define masculinity, finally allowing men to be emotional and vulnerable, or to ask for help, or to hug their male friends ... or to wear dresses."


They tried the sensitive Alan Alda thing back in the 1970's, and the women then said "Naah."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

36 civilization had a good run. time to cleanse. bigly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (KP5rU)

37 "Fun" - translation - "Dudes"

Posted by: Ultra-Staunch Democrat at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (BwQXu)

38 I mean, I've been told men should run if they see a wedding dress in the closet. Now women should too it seems.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (v30M8)

39 All the normal Brits left the island a long time ago, didn't they?

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (90T4r)

40 Wait until she finds his journal, where he's written "Mr. and Mr. Don Lemon" with lots of little hearts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (ptqGC)

41

She's trying hard to make excuses. Just say it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (vEIlU)

42 Well I guess she has him pegged IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (MU2MU)

43 "You guys have some problems"

-Sodom and Gomorrah

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (KUaJL)

44 Are we not men?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


We are. Not sure about him.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (WyqH5)

45 Some people will do absolutely anything for attention.

Pathetic. Turn away.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (TdMsT)

46 Remind me to punch my male children when I get home.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (VtIqB)

47 He's a lumberjack and he's OK!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (0OmEj)

48 36
civilization had a good run. time to cleanse. bigly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo


On it!

Posted by: Coronavirus at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (T6t7i)

49 Mini Mike has been paying people to laugh for so long

he's forgotten how much of a joke he is

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (rpxSz)

50 Look, the system colluded against us, but there's no doubt we would have beaten the Yankees in the World Series. We had a wonderful year!

Posted by: 1962 New York Mets at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (oZ6kz)

51 The best way to access the power of the Patriarchy is consider the case of two folks on a deserted island.
When the Patriarchy is far over the horizon, what is your impulse then ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (3aI0K)

52 Her brain naturally tells her that a dude in a dress is a freak.

IT'S THE PATRIARCHY'S FAULT!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

53 Wearing a woman's dress is always going to look bad on guys no matter how "progressive" you consider yourself, because they're designed and cut for a woman's body. And that's not just her curves, its just certain areas on a woman look better than on guys or are best emphasized in certain ways where a guy's are not. And vice versa.

Its like a cat wearing a hawk mask; it won't fit, looks stupid, and doesn't work.

There ARE "dresses" men can wear, called kilts and togas, which work for men and are cut properly. They can even look good if done right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (KZzsI)

54 >> "Fun."

No one can fisk like Ace. These posts are filler, but they always make me LOL.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (LWu6U)

55 A man can express emotion and not be a dress wearing fag. Don't know why that's so difficult to grasp for these weirdos.

Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (Izzlo)

56
"HONEY!!!!! I cant find our corset anywhere.!!"

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (8XRCm)

57 And if Biden IS the nominee, the Maoists are going to sit on their hands during the election.

A new breed: NeverBideners.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL

Wishful thinking
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2020 03:01 PM (aKsyK)

Willowed from prior--

I don't think Bernie Bros will stay home in protest, but I also don't think Biden inspire anyone who isn't aren't already a fully loyal dem .

Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (YxML+)

58 Mini Mike giving a presser, congratulating his staff.

"There's no doubt we would have beaten Trump in November."

hahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah, $700Mil (or more) and you're in fourth place behind a career hack who forgets what state he's in half (or more of the time), an out-and-proud 77-year old communist with 3 (count 'em, THREE!) mansions, and a fake indian.

Whatever gets you through, Bloomie.

Posted by: DocJ at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (DU2N9)

59 44
Are we not men?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.





We are. Not sure about him.

Posted by: rickb223


I'm pretty sure. He's not.

Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (T6t7i)

60 The queen is the last sane brit. It is known.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (hvf9s)

61 He steals her Maxipads.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

62

I never understood men wearing dresses and heels for gags throughout history. I now kind of get it coming out of hollywood, but groups of guys at stag parties, or just to yuck it up at football games, or whatever. Frat houses.

Never got it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (vEIlU)

63 She's got bigoted ho-mentum!!!

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (IzxvC)

64 It'd sure be an awkward conversation if his wedding dress costs more than hers.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (KUaJL)

65 The progressive answer to her discomfort is, of course, to force everyone to dress like Chairman Mao - for "equality"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (uGHnY)

66 civilization had a good run. time to cleanse. bigly.
Posted by: chavez the hugo



Honestly. We do. We've become too soft.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (WyqH5)

67 "There's no doubt we would have beaten Trump in November."

In Samoa.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (Boy/L)

68 *climbs to peak of mountain*
*sees guy in a dress*
NOPE!

*shove*

Posted by: pookysgirl, part mountain lion at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (XKZwp)

69 31 What does it say that the guy?s hat is what jumped out at me first, and not the dress?
Posted by: josephistan

That it*s a god awful hat.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (oUkrT)

70 But does the soybag boyfriend also claim to be a pirate like Rick Wilson?

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (OD2ni)

71 44 Are we not men?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


We are. Not sure about him.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (WyqH5)


We are DEVO.

Posted by: DEVO at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (hLRSq)

72 For what it's worth, Britain does have the reigning Heavyweight boxing champion.

Posted by: No one at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (oOYbM)

73 As a male, I have problems dealing with women wearing codpieces.

I am thankful this is true.

Yeah, somewhere a designer had a lightbulb go on over their head. Coming soon to a runway near you.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 04, 2020 03:10 PM (e1mEI)

74 Translation: Mommy! My gender bent freak show angst isn't sufficiently gender bent freak showed enough!

Posted by: NoExcitementWithoutIndictments at March 04, 2020 03:10 PM (4ceyg)

75 Come the burning times, I am pretty sure this is not the guy you want watching your back while you try to fight your way to WeaselAcres.

WeaselDog would be better backup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:10 PM (XyVor)

76 I wear an SS uniform to display my individuality and fondness for fun. Plus, I just look so damn good in black.
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:04 PM (T6t7i)

I've said this before and I'll say it again: Way down on the list of the tens of millions of reasons to hate the Nazis, right near the bottom, maybe the last item on the list:

Ruined silver on black as an acceptable uniform color scheme.

Posted by: Vanya at March 04, 2020 03:10 PM (GJqFw)

77 "Ian giggled."

______________________

Uh huh.

Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2020 03:10 PM (YdyF2)

78
KILTS ARE *NOT* SKIRTS.



....in before the haters.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

79 Mini Mike giving a presser, congratulating his staff.

"There's no doubt we would have beaten Trump in November."

hahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah, $700Mil (or more) and you're in fourth place behind a career hack who forgets what state he's in half (or more of the time), an out-and-proud 77-year old communist with 3 (count 'em, THREE!) mansions, and a fake indian.

Whatever gets you through, Bloomie.
Posted by: DocJ at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (DU2N9)



He should have hired those sly Russians who stole the 2016 election for a mere $100,000!

Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 03:10 PM (YxML+)

80 civilization had a good run. time to cleanse. bigly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:07 PM (KP5rU)

Will do my part!

Posted by: Corona Virus at March 04, 2020 03:10 PM (AXS9h)

81 And if Biden IS the nominee, the Maoists are going to sit on their hands during the election.

A new breed: NeverBideners.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL

Wishful thinking
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2020 03:01 PM (aKsyK)

Who does a 77-year old Joe Biden with his failing brain attract to the polls that Felonious von Pantsuit (vote for another Historic First(tm)) didn't?

Posted by: DocJ at March 04, 2020 03:10 PM (DU2N9)

82 If you ever see me in a dress, shoot me. Aliens have taken over my body.

Not for gags. Not for costume. Never would I ever consider that. There's nothing funny or entertaining about it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (VtIqB)

83 Funny how the woke, liberated feminist mindset leads her to conclude that she actually has to put her ideology over her own instinctual wishes.

Sad too, but funny also.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (KUaJL)

84 My individuality and sense of fun extends to wearing a fedora. A real one, now -- Bogart or Jimmy Stewart style, or even Hank Williams Sr. -- not those fabric things Target sells to hipsters who want to be "ironic." Together with a shirt with an actual collar, boots, and jeans.

I have never, even in my nightmares, considered wearing a dress. Not even when I was a drama major.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (Ejm1K)

85 Ruined silver on black as an acceptable uniform color scheme.

I think you can still work it, but it has to be a very careful non-uniform work.

And no skulls.

Unless you're in Judas Priest, then you can pull it off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

86 That dress does not even look comfortable for a woman.

Looks like fake lace on the arms and uncomfortable. He's wearing a plastic bag with holes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (vEIlU)

87 My Vagina is at War with My Brain.

Posted by: Alt Title at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (eSAgS)

88 Bet he likes to go to public parks all by himself for hours at a time.

Posted by: Erebus at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (XgGMK)

89 >>> There ARE "dresses" men can wear, called kilts and togas, which work for men and are cut properly. They can even look good if done right.

Men's calves look amazing in kilts while wearing those special knitted socks. concur.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (hvf9s)

90 civilization had a good run. time to cleanse. bigly.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

*begins prepping The Enema*

Posted by: God at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (GJqFw)

91 Her programming is conflicting with itself. She'd better get with the conformity, because New Soviet Man ain't gonna create himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (oVJmc)

92 civilization had a good run. time to cleanse. bigly.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Honestly. We do. We've become too soft.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:09 PM (WyqH5)

Patience folks, I'll catch-up soon.
- History

Posted by: DocJ at March 04, 2020 03:12 PM (DU2N9)

93 And if Biden IS the nominee, the Maoists are going to sit on their hands during the election.

A new breed: NeverBideners.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL

Bidentheirtimers.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 04, 2020 03:12 PM (e1mEI)

94 The best way to access the power of the Patriarchy is consider the case of two folks on a deserted island.
When the Patriarchy is far over the horizon, what is your impulse then ?
Will you be doing the "Blue Lagoon" thing ? If so, how is the Patriarchy involved ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:12 PM (3aI0K)

95 Just letting you know, sweetie.

There's a STRONG chance he's going to ask you to start putting random things in his ass.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

96 There ARE "dresses" men can wear, called kilts and togas, which work for men and are cut properly. They can even look good if done right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:08 PM (KZzsI)


When I lived in CA, especially during grad school when I spent all day studying in my house, I'd routinely wear a towel wrapped around my waist because it was comfortable. I'm sorely tempted to make a shendyt, like the ancient egyptians wore, for the summer months when I'm at home.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:12 PM (wCmLp)

97 He uses his unconventional apparel as a display of his individuality and a reflection of his fondness for fun.

I wear an SS uniform to display my individuality and fondness for fun. Plus, I just look so damn good in black.
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020


*
*

Oddly enough, I have a Hugo Boss suit. And it happens to be black.

No skull or lightning bolt insignia though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:12 PM (Ejm1K)

98 Bloomy thinks all those commies who hate the rich were still going to vote for him. Pffft.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2020 03:12 PM (r+sAi)

99 86 That dress does not even look comfortable for a woman.

Looks like fake lace on the arms and uncomfortable. He's wearing a plastic bag with holes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 03:11 PM (vEIlU)

I think the Ettes are missing the point here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:12 PM (XyVor)

100 LOL don't GF...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 04, 2020 03:13 PM (8D42x)

101 Alternate title. I Attempted to Turn My Boyfriend into a Fag, and Can't Believe he Actually Became One

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 04, 2020 03:13 PM (VtIqB)

102 KILTS ARE *NOT* SKIRTS.

Yeah, they pretty much are.

But like I said above, they're designed for a man's body and cut properly to work for a man. So they work. That pencil skirt or the broomstick one, or that cute miniskirt? That was made for a girl and won't work for a guy. Even a pathetic fruity soi feeb like this guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

103 No words.

Enjoy your fruity BF, lady, just don't expect the rest of it to buy into your oh-so enlightened redefinition of "masculinity."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

104 KILTS ARE *NOT* SKIRTS.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 04, 2020 03:13 PM (KUaJL)

105 My individuality and sense of fun extends to wearing a fedora. A real one, now -- Bogart or Jimmy Stewart style, or even Hank Williams Sr. -- not those fabric things Target sells to hipsters who want to be "ironic."

-----

Those are "trilby hats." Men wear fedoras, hipsters wear trilbies.

Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 03:13 PM (Izzlo)

106 There's a breast cancer survivors' group here that does a fundraiser, where their husbands and boyfriends walk a 5k or something in heels.


Nope. No way would I ask that of my husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

107 94
The best way to access the power of the Patriarchy is consider the case of two folks on a deserted island.

When the Patriarchy is far over the horizon, what is your impulse then ?

Will you be doing the "Blue Lagoon" thing ? If so, how is the Patriarchy involved ?

Posted by: SMOD

?

Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:13 PM (T6t7i)

108 He says I hide his teeth, but I don"t....I really don't.

Posted by: JILL BIDEN at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (lMn1U)

109 I know what she's going through - I know what ladies *really* want.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, Ladies Man at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)

110 Dumbest headline I've seen in a long time, from Barrons:

"The Dow is Soaring. It Probably Doesn't Matter"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (WafOK)

111 I bet he's SO respectful of her that all the pron he watches don't even have women in it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (8D42x)

112 I thought the dress was made of bubble wrap

Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (Izzlo)

113 Part of the problem, IMHO, is that modern fashion sucks, and most men are encouraged to dress like slobs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (wCmLp)

114 A man can pull off a skirt, if it's made of rich velour, of course...

Posted by: Zapp Brannigan at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)

115 KILTS ARE *NOT* SKIRTS.

Sure, sure. Don't start swinging your purse. Or sporran, if you wish.

Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:15 PM (T6t7i)

116 111 I bet he's SO respectful of her that all the pron he watches don't even have women in it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (8D42x)

I do not understand the words in that order...

Ooooh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:15 PM (XyVor)

117
>>>Apparently there's a tradition of climbing a mountain in a dress for Mother's Day.


>>>This woman knew that her boyfriend would be faaabulous in a dress, but was surprised to find she wasn't comfortable with how comfortable he was in a dress.


Been there. Done that. Got the romp-him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 03:15 PM (1CjJc)

118 110 Dumbest headline I've seen in a long time, from Barrons:

"The Dow is Soaring. It Probably Doesn't Matter"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (WafOK)



Yeah, cause investors HATE profits.

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 03:15 PM (90T4r)

119 He uses his unconventional apparel as a display of his individuality

"Hm, I have no talents, abilities, or achievements. How can I show how unique I am? I could get some piercings, dye my hair purple or get some sweet tats...wait! I know!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2020 03:15 PM (E+OcO)

120 111 I bet he's SO respectful of her that all the pron he watches don't even have women in it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (8D42x)

LOL

Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 03:15 PM (Izzlo)

121 115 KILTS ARE *NOT* SKIRTS.

Sure, sure. Don't start swinging your purse. Or sporran, if you wish.
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:15 PM (T6t7i)

It's an Austrian Shoulder Bag!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:15 PM (XyVor)

122 I think my brain just collapsed on itself trying to sort out how I was supposed to process this article.


I'm going drinking.

Posted by: H Badger at March 04, 2020 03:15 PM (n/0Nw)

123 On the one hand I want to welcome these morons to their awakening. I mean the truth is the truth and the more of it said, the better. Everyone needs their moment to break the curse, maybe thi could be hers.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:16 PM (IzxvC)

124 >>KILTS ARE *NOT* SKIRTS.


Only because they are on men...

they are, however, Gayballz.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:16 PM (eSAgS)

125 When all of your instincts are screaming for you to "run away" it might behoove you to listen.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 04, 2020 03:16 PM (hLRSq)

126 I'm attempting to eat a small bowl of Keto ice cream.

It's.....ice cream-ishy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:16 PM (ptqGC)

127 IT'S NOT A PURSE! IT'S EUROPEAN!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 04, 2020 03:16 PM (oZ6kz)

128 For most of history men wore a tunic, which if long enough was basically a dress.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:16 PM (wCmLp)

129 114 A man can pull off a skirt, if it's made of rich velour, of course...
Posted by: Zapp Brannigan at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 04, 2020 03:16 PM (Izzlo)

130 Situations where it is appropriate for a man to wear a skirt:

1) He is in full Highland dress, complete with knives in his socks and either or both of a set of bagpipes and a six foot claymore sword.

Shirtless, blind-drunk, painted blue, and mounting a suicide charge against the Sassenach optional, but recommended.

2) There is no #2.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:16 PM (lbYzk)

131 He uses his unconventional apparel as a display of his individuality


ONION headline: WHY DO ALL THESE INDIVIDUALS KEEP SUCKING MY DICK?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 03:16 PM (oVJmc)

132 *The names in this story have been changed to protect David French.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (hdzef)

133 >>Situations where it is appropriate for a man to wear a skirt:


Only Bugs Bunny gets to wear a dress.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (eSAgS)

134 KILTS ARE *NOT* SKIRTS.



....in before the haters.
Posted by: fixerupper



Not a h8r, but, if you don't have a clan, yes they are.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (WyqH5)

135 Part of the problem, IMHO, is that modern fashion sucks, and most men are encouraged to dress like slobs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:14 PM (wCmLp)

--------------

Exhibit A

https://tinyurl.com/who8htv

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

136 Her description reminds me of an episode of "Say Yes to the Dress" in which a transwoman shopped for a dress. Naturally, xe went for the va-va-voom gowns with open backs, mermaid-tight, sequins.

Despite being well-shaven, long hair, make-up, you cannot disguise man hands, man back. Still looked like a sausage-stuffed into a prom dress.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (bDqIh)

137 I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
Posted by: George Costanza at March 04, 2020 03:16 PM (Izzlo)


He wore blue velvet.

Posted by: Bobby Vinton at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (aS1PU)

138 What in the hell is on his head?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

139 I remember reading about these women who freezed thier eggs so they could have kids later and they could focus on their careers, it was sad to see who it turned out for her years later. NONE of the eggs took and their is other stories about these women who thought they can do it all.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (dKiJG)

140 Speaking of which I think there really aren't enough skirts around anymore. Pants do not allow one to appreciate the legs.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (IzxvC)

141 Inevitable flop of coronavirus and Wall Street hysteria: in the newsrooms there will be tears.

Posted by: Caliban at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (QE8X6)

142 Ruined silver on black as an acceptable uniform color scheme.

I think you can still work it, but it has to be a very careful non-uniform work.

And no skulls.

Unless you're in Judas Priest, then you can pull it off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------------------------------------------

Judas Priest.
Ironic that an openly gay man dresses more masculinely than an allegedly straight one.

Posted by: Erebus at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (XgGMK)

143 Kilts, or Dress? Discuss.

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (90T4r)

144 In 2012, while staying with family in Portland, OR and looking for work (just out of the Army), I used to go contra dancing. It was fun, but half the entertainment was the bit of a freakshow that would come out for it. On any busy night there are usually at least three guys in long dresses. Not kilts, but women's skirts.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (wCmLp)

145 By the way, is that guy a virgin?

Posted by: Caliban at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (QE8X6)

146 132 *The names in this story have been changed to protect David French.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (hdzef)

LOL

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (IzxvC)

147

Looks like a 70's shower curtain on his head.

And ski boots.

Attention whore.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (vEIlU)

148 I have to admit I have worn a Catholic Girls school smock and a cocktail dress with 4" heels (I'm 6'4" 230 lbs). In my defense it was for a fund raiser show that we put on for the high school girls every year. We have to act as our daughter in a few skits (thus the uniform) and I had to be Nicole Kidman in another one. Not very comfortable at all.

Posted by: Timon at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (dKm4U)

149 TUNIC (song for Karen)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=reSOp1domrU

Posted by: SONIC YOUTH at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (eSAgS)

150 He uses his unconventional apparel as a display of his individuality and a reflection of his fondness for fun.
__________

Hahaha, sure he does honey.

Bruce Jenner probably told his wives the same thing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (k4dH2)

151 >>Situations where it is appropriate for a man to wear a skirt:



Scottish or Irish funeral as a bagpiper playing Amazing Grace.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (WyqH5)

152 She sounds hideous

Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)

153 AP projects that Gropey won the Maine primary narrowly over the commie. He'll get 11 delegates to Sanders' 9, with Lieawatha taking 4.

Meaning that the polls, which the night before the election had Sanders up my as much as 10, were, once again, hilariously wrong.

But do go on about how all these polls showing Biden crushing Trump 8-months from now are perfectly predictive.

Posted by: DocJ at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (DU2N9)

154 Secretly she years for BIG Jim Slade. Big Jim, tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs is outfitted with whips, chains and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off. Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and he's here for you now Ms. Guardian Writer.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (prSvo)

155 For his next act he'll dress up as a creepy clown and become a elementary school crossing guard.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (ZQvLl)

156 Just think of all the money they save, just needing one wardrobe.

But those shoes remind me of Bloomberg's campaign.

Major fail.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (3OCHC)

157 122: way ahead of you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (KP5rU)

158 I remember reading about these women who freezed thier eggs so they could have kids later and they could focus on their careers, it was sad to see who it turned out for her years later. NONE of the eggs took and their is other stories about these women who thought they can do it all.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (dKiJG)


Rosanna Pansino, the girl who runs the Nerdy Nummies cooking channel, froze her eggs. She's been dating her BF for something like eight years. The whole thing is sad, IMHO. And yeah, he looks like you'd expect.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (wCmLp)

159 138 What in the hell is on his head?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

Looks like an orange Foreign Legion thing. Maybe with Grimace on it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (XyVor)

160
KILTS ARE *NOT* SKIRTS.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

161 1) He is in full Highland dress, complete with knives in his socks and either or both of a set of bagpipes and a six foot claymore sword.

Shirtless, blind-drunk, painted blue, and mounting a suicide charge against the Sassenach optional, but recommended.

2) He's in the Black Watch.


There is no #3.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (Boy/L)

162 learn to live with it Emily. you waited too long to do better than a gay man.

Posted by: x at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (nFwvY)

163 My individuality and sense of fun extends to wearing a fedora. A real one, now -- Bogart or Jimmy Stewart style, or even Hank Williams Sr. -- not those fabric things Target sells to hipsters who want to be "ironic."

-----

Those are "trilby hats." Men wear fedoras, hipsters wear trilbies.
Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020


*
*

There are trilbies for sale on Internet sites which are closer to the traditional idea of the fedora, but yes, trilbies tend to be shorter-brimmed and more tapered in the crown. Which to me makes them look kind of unserious and ineffective at protection from sun and rain.

My ideal is more the Clint Eastwood look from White Hunter Black Heart: A collared long-sleeved shirt, jeans, and a fedora.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (Ejm1K)

164 I'am a Lumber Jack and it's OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (dKiJG)

165 It would be more tasteful in a colorful romphim with a good manziere.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

166 > Scottish or Irish funeral as a bagpiper playing Amazing Grace.

Good point. Yes, that is permitted. Likewise a wedding or a parade.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (lbYzk)

167 154 Secretly she years for BIG Jim Slade. Big Jim, tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs is outfitted with whips, chains and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off. Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and he's here for you now Ms. Guardian Writer.
Posted by: Guzalot at March 04, 2020 03:18 PM (prSvo)

===========

You his press agent or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (zZbCU)

168 First there was the Rick Wilson pictorial yesterday, and now this.

The recent images on AoS have become downright disturbing.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (0Xx0p)

169 She's just mad because he's prettier than she is.

Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (2Mnv1)

170 What in the hell is on his head?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (ptqGC)


A skin cap. I believe he's a dick.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

171 .... to overcome a million years of evolutionary psychology.

=====

Not a million. Billions. Reproduction is down in the tiniest part of the brain next to fight/flight.

All these dumbfuck leftists who think the frontal lobe is the source of all this stuff are never going to sort out their confusion.

Posted by: jc at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (PuMKG)

172 KILTS ARE *NOT* SKIRTS.


Only because they are on men...

they are, however, Gayballz.
Posted by: garrett


♫ Free ballin' ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (WyqH5)

173
Can some of you braver souls look harder than I can....

.... but....


Is that fucker wearing a THONG under that dress.???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

174 166 > Scottish or Irish funeral as a bagpiper playing Amazing Grace.

Good point. Yes, that is permitted. Likewise a wedding or a parade.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (lbYzk)

===========

Warfare with a claymore in hand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (zZbCU)

175 >>> I'm attempting to eat a small bowl of Keto ice cream.
It's.....ice cream-ishy.

Which kind? Rebel is my fave and it has a million flavors now. Cookie dough is my go to. I will add stuff like keto PB cups to the plain chocolate or real fruit to the vanilla.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (hvf9s)

176 These people are voluntarily making themselves sick and unhappy.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (n+0Aw)

177 What's that yellow thing on it's head?

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

178 160


KILTS ARE *NOT* SKIRTS.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

You can't spell kilt without skirt. No malarkey.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (1CjJc)

179
No wonder Mohamed is such a popular baby name in the country formally known as England

Posted by: Reproduction is the future at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (+Z99E)

180 Will you be doing the "Blue Lagoon" thing ?

Will Milla Jovovich be there? Because yeah then. If its the Brooke Shields one, not so much.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (KZzsI)

181 What in the hell is on his head?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

A skin cap. I believe he's a dick.
Posted by: Sponge


Medic! MEDIC! His foreskin is choking him!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (WyqH5)

182 I imagined him skiing down Mount St Helens in it, the lengthy rag concealing his chiseled calves and hardened quadriceps, and strained to find it an appealing vision. It was too much - even for him.

Hey. Nothing can shield you from bat-shit crazy

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (3aI0K)

183 Milton Berle could get away with wearing a dress because everyone knew he had a big pecker.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 04, 2020 03:22 PM (OD2ni)

184 why are Englishmen like this?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 04, 2020 03:22 PM (j9HX3)

185 not safe for work

Watch Out, Victoria's Secret: Men Are Now Totally Rocking Sexy Lingerie

https://tinyurl.com/sdfnv5b

yeah, it is exactly what you expect

and THIS is 2015

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 03:22 PM (vEIlU)

186 168 First there was the Rick Wilson pictorial yesterday, and now this.

The recent images on AoS have become downright disturbing.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (0Xx0p)

To be fair, ace did give us a vinyl blonde and a busty asian yesterday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:22 PM (XyVor)

187 pretty sure ace has gone off the rails. maybe the shelves hit him in the head. this stuff is cray cray shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:22 PM (KP5rU)

188 Which kind? Rebel is my fave and it has a million
flavors now. Cookie dough is my go to. I will add stuff like keto PB
cups to the plain chocolate or real fruit to the vanilla.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (hvf9s)


Rebel butter pecan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

189 This is so motherfucking funny I could literally laugh myself into a Bidenesque seizure.
I LOVE when biology trumps stupidity.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (wtvvX)

190


His name isn't Arnold Layne, is it? He has a strange hobby

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (mpeBU)

191 "I'm a Lumber Jack and it's OK, I sleep all night and I work all day."

I assume this song is 100% verboten these days in England.

Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)

192 It may not matter in absolute numbers, but 10-15% of Bernie voters might cast "Fuck Biden!" votes for Trump.

An equal number will stay home.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (CqE5x)

193 181 What in the hell is on his head?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

A skin cap. I believe he's a dick.
Posted by: Sponge


Medic! MEDIC! His foreskin is choking him!!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (WyqH5)

Ok, I actually laughed out loud.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (XyVor)

194 "...the progressive ideals I'd prided myself on for decades."

The pride and the progressivism. Not a healthy combination.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (H8QX8)

195 "I'd hit it." -- Rosario Dawson

Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (KUG+v)

196 You his press agent or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
================================

Kentucky Fried Movie. Watch it now.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (prSvo)

197 Caption: The hills are alive with the sound of *fabulousness*.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (IzxvC)

198 Is that fucker wearing a THONG under that dress.???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (8XRCm)


Butt plug.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Part of the problem, IMHO, is that modern fashion sucks, and most men are encouraged to dress like slobs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020


*
*

+1000. Prime example is that commercial in which the guy goes on his first date wearing a T-shirt, which hasn't been washed in the sponsor's product so that the collar gaps.

Idiot. Who goes on a first date with a shirt without a collar????

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (Ejm1K)

200 69
OK, you're calling it a "hat".

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

201 Progressive woman shocked to discover that ten years of ideological brainwashing aren't enough to overcome a million years of evolutionary psychology.
--------


Well!

That's only because the WRONG people are doing it.

Posted by: Scolding Socialists at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (sy5kK)

202 No one will be more surprised than this broad when her BF announces he doesn't just like dressing as a girl, it's really that he feels he's a woman trapped in a man's body, and that he's getting a "gender-confirmation" surgery and then leaving her for his ultimate Frisbee teammate, Ezra.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

203

...and I have to admit, there's something undeniably sexy about a man in lace.

there you have it

https://tinyurl.com/sdfnv5b

a woman saying this, Kaylin

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (vEIlU)

204 Okay... backs away slowly

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (bljIG)

205 162 learn to live with it Emily. you waited too long to do better than a gay man.
___________

Gay is her best-case scenario.

He's probably a full-on tranny wannabe. Just hasn't had the guts to tell her -- or cut off his schlong -- yet.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (k4dH2)

206 Some days I come here and dread an " Announcement". And then I wake up and make coffee.

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (90T4r)

207 There are trilbies for sale on Internet sites which are closer to the traditional idea of the fedora, but yes, trilbies tend to be shorter-brimmed and more tapered in the crown. Which to me makes them look kind of unserious and ineffective at protection from sun and rain.


Indiana Jones wore a fedora.
Sinatra and Tom Landry wore trilbies.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (WyqH5)

208 Milton Berle could get away with wearing a dress because everyone knew he had a big pecker.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 04, 2020 03:22 PM (OD2ni)

The biggest in Hollywood.

But also because he was a professional COMEDIAN.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (CqE5x)

209 Everest evening wear?

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

210 LOLGWATF
LOL Get Well and Truly Fucked
By a
Real Man.
Then cook him a meal and clean the house.
Do both wearing lingerie.
You will get WATF again.
Life will be good.
Be a woman and get yourself a real man.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (+dh7Q)

211 To be fair, ace did give us a vinyl blonde and a busty asian yesterday.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:22 PM (XyVor)

Ace: It puts the lotion on it's skin . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (1CjJc)

212 Rosanna Pansino, the girl who runs the Nerdy Nummies cooking channel, froze her eggs. She's been dating her BF for something like eight years. The whole thing is sad, IMHO. And yeah, he looks like you'd expect.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (wCmLp)

It was some other Chick, They did an updated story on Her, Nobody tells these Women that 27 and Younger you have over 50% chance of getting pregant, anything over 27 it's like falling off a cliff and the chances way way down. We went throught IVF and it was EYE opening and I think Girls need to be taught this.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (dKiJG)

213 I took one for the team & examined the full size photo. I still have no idea what he's got on xis head, and yes, it does seem that xe'z wearing a thong.

Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (Izzlo)

214 Not a million. Billions. Reproduction is down in the tiniest part of the brain next to fight/flight.

All these dumbfuck leftists who think the frontal lobe is the source of all this stuff are never going to sort out their confusion.
Posted by: jc at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (PuMKG)

They are the party Science! You can tell by the way they try to control the weather by passing laws.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (Wm5SB)

215 We have Men in Kilts Window Washers in my area. They are very popular.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (sGotD)

216
The political left seeks to make the price for denying its dogma as harsh and unforgiving
as the price for making a major mistake in the natural world.

Dying of starvation under a bridge because you said there are only two genders, just like getting lost and starving out in the woods.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (f50Ot)

217

...and I have to admit, there's something undeniably sexy about a man in lace.



-------

*fingers in ears*

lalalala lalalala lalalallala laalalal lalalalalala


...and you cant MAKE me click that link...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (8XRCm)

218 This article was in The Humorless Guardian so I assume it was written seriously but what would be different if it was a satirical article?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 03:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

219 So I'm not the only one confused by the hat.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

220 By the way is this considered ironic?

Malarkey (n): Meaningless talk; nonsense

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:26 PM (IzxvC)

221 Milton Berle engaged in Slapsdick comedy....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:26 PM (CqE5x)

222 The Chtorr really need to nibble afre.

Ditto with the Posleen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2020 03:26 PM (bljIG)

223 It was some other Chick, They did an updated story on Her, Nobody tells these Women that 27 and Younger you have over 50% chance of getting pregant, anything over 27 it's like falling off a cliff and the chances way way down. We went throught IVF and it was EYE opening and I think Girls need to be taught this.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (dKiJG)


The ages I've seen are: 28 - fertility peaks, 30 - fertility begins to decline, 35 - fertility craters, 40 - have fun with your cats.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (wCmLp)

224 I been through the desert on a horse with no name

Posted by: Chris W at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (HPcI7)

225 For most of history men wore a tunic, which if long enough was basically a dress.

Men wore pink routinely up until the Victorian Age - there was a Patriot unit during the American Revolution that had pink uniforms, including a big pink horse-hair plume in their hats.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (nBq51)

226 The Conservative Case for Do You Have That in a Size 9?

Posted by: David French, Drag Enthusiast at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (datdl)

227 Not a h8r, but, if you don't have a clan, yes they are.
Posted by: rickb223


One of my ancestors was killed by Macbeth. Does that count?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (S+F2a)

228 why are Englishmen like this?

English public schools are gayer than a Castro district bathhouse.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (9t0Zz)

229 What did the sherpa say when he pulled that out of his backpack?

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

230 bet that phucktard drives a miata. in a dress.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (KP5rU)

231 194
"...the progressive ideals I'd prided myself on for decades."



The pride and the progressivism. Not a healthy combination.





Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (H8QX

___________


Sounds like a great name for a novel. Also, "Of Lace and Men."

Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (KUG+v)

232 222 The Chtorr really need to nibble afre.

Ditto with the Posleen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2020 03:26 PM (bljIG)

So, our choices are giant fuzzy worms or cannibalistic hordes?

You can have the guy in the photo. He should distract them while you retreat to a more defensible position.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (XyVor)

233 215
We have Men in Kilts Window Washers in my area. They are very popular.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (sGotD)

Not for the people holding the ladder.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (1CjJc)

234 bet that phucktard drives a miata. in a dress.

They make dresses for those?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (Boy/L)

235 I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (V11d9)

236 bet that phucktard drives a miata. in a dress.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (KP5rU)

Xhe's "British". So... mini-Cooper

Posted by: DocJ at March 04, 2020 03:28 PM (DU2N9)

237 >>>ten years of ideological brainwashing aren't enough to overcome a million years of evolutionary psychology
========

Your were LIED to! Lied!

Posted by: Cenk Uygher, still angry about Super Thursday at March 04, 2020 03:28 PM (LISuA)

238 My Presbyterian Church celebrates our Scottish founders with an annual Kirkin' of the Tartans.

We have bagpipers and many of the men wear kilts made of their clans' tartans. I carry my clan's banner.

One year a couple of old guys from the St. Andrews Society sat across from several of us during the service.

Yep. They were going full commando.


Not enough eye bleach in the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

239 Is that fucker wearing a THONG under that dress.???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (8XRCm)
.........

Good grief, I hope he shaved.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

240 We have Men in Kilts Window Washers in my area. They are very popular.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (sGotD)

Not for the people holding the ladder.
Posted by: flounder


*snort.

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:28 PM (WyqH5)

241 For most of history men wore a tunic, which if long enough was basically a dress.

Men wore pink routinely up until the Victorian Age - there was a Patriot unit during the American Revolution that had pink uniforms, including a big pink horse-hair plume in their hats.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (nBq51)

The Greenwhich Village Fighting 69ers?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (CqE5x)

242 get tested Emily

Posted by: x at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (nFwvY)

243 230
bet that phucktard drives a miata. in a dress.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (KP5rU)

__________


LOL. I was thinking more likely a Corvette or Tesla convertible.

Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (KUG+v)

244 One year a couple of old guys from the St. Andrews Society sat across from several of us during the service.

Yep. They were going full commando.


Not enough eye bleach in the world.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:28 PM (ptqGC)


Did their balls hang low?

Could they swing them to and fro?

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

245 "Not a million. Billions. Reproduction is down in the tiniest part of the brain next to fight/flight."

Yeah, I can't exactly explain why I want to do certain stuff with a female. But I sure do! It's an animal instinct.

Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (eAZVt)

246 british? electric three wheeled clown car, then.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (KP5rU)

247 Men wore pink routinely up until the Victorian Age -
there was a Patriot unit during the American Revolution that had pink
uniforms, including a big pink horse-hair plume in their hats.

Posted by: Grey Fox


It's ironic, but back when Brittania was the Mack Daddy, and ruled the waves and a quarter of the earth's land surface, the British bits were colored in pink on a map.

Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (T6t7i)

248 >> Is that fucker wearing a THONG under that dress.???


Why?


Might as well not put glitter on your balls at all if you are gonna cover them up!?

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (eSAgS)

249 I am pretty sure this guy fried his anus like Josh Brolin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (XyVor)

250 There are trilbies for sale on Internet sites which are closer to the traditional idea of the fedora, but yes, trilbies tend to be shorter-brimmed and more tapered in the crown. Which to me makes them look kind of unserious and ineffective at protection from sun and rain.


Indiana Jones wore a fedora.
Sinatra and Tom Landry wore trilbies.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020


*
*

I disagree with your second sentence. Both wore fedoras *; in fact the model Landry sported can still be bought from Stetson, the Saxon. But they were much shorter-brimmed than IJ's. The width of the brim is not the defining element of a fedora or trilby; there is more to it than that.

* Check out the 1950s thriller Suddenly with Sinatra as part of a Communist assassination team sent to kill the President. His hat brim is almost as wide as IJ would wear 25+ years later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (Ejm1K)

251 Is there any reason to think there is a problem with associating certain colors, shapes, and forms with one gender or another?

Posted by: DaveM at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (WWC3Y)

252 Not for the people holding the ladder.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (1CjJc)

===========

Speak for your self

Posted by: Mayor Pete, Biden Caninet Member at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (LISuA)

253 170 What in the hell is on his head?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

A skin cap. I believe he's a dick.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

RUB ME!!!!

Posted by: That guy at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (RD7QR)

254 The Rosanna Pansino egg-freezing video is here.
https://youtu.be/zDr_3QvJx_s

Here is her "boyfriend"
https://youtu.be/A6YgkpoCpGA

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (wCmLp)

255 Python skit?

The Knights in Dresses who say FaaB!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (bljIG)

256 > Looks like fake lace on the arms and uncomfortable

Yeah, that looks like that scratchy stuff. I don't like the feel of that on women's lingerie (ON WOMEN, I hasten to add). I can only imagine how uncomfortable it must be for them.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (lbYzk)

257 I glanced at the article. It says he yelled "I found it" when he bought that dress.

He. Bought. The. Dress.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (aS1PU)

258 This article was in The Humorless Guardian so I assume it was written seriously but what would be different if it was a satirical article?
Posted by: Northernlurker


The UK rags pay for click-bate articles like that one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (S+F2a)

259 Might be time for a little of the ultraviolence my droogies!

Posted by: a clockwork moron at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (cvBdi)

260 Did their balls hang low?



Could they swing them to and fro?

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)


Well, they were manspreading, so.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)

261 Pro tip for this gal - If your guy likes wearing dresses and womenswear, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (EVRlu)

262

Hey lady, make him feel like a real woman, shove a potato up his ass!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Potato at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (3Yj85)

263 I assume this song is 100% verboten these days in England.

I fully expect a repudiation of Monty Python, including some members of the band who still are alive, in England any day now.

"We regret some of the insensitive, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, and other non-woke things we said and did in those earlier, less evolved days and only hope we can make up for it by writing bland, awful material that is lacking in both humor and originality."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

264 >>He. Bought. The. Dress.


TOP OF THE WORLD, DAD!

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (eSAgS)

265 I really think institutions should go into lockdown. Prisons, Retirement homes, etc. should lock everyone inside and hunker down until April.

Even universities can do this. House people in gyms. They are too epidemic friendly.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (LWu6U)

266 I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 04, 2020


*
*

"And on Thursdays I go shopping,
"And have buttered scones for tea."

(Pronounced "skonns" back then)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (Ejm1K)

267 For most of history men wore a tunic, which if long enough was basically a dress.

Men wore pink routinely up until the Victorian Age - there was a Patriot unit during the American Revolution that had pink uniforms, including a big pink horse-hair plume in their hats.
Posted by: Grey Fox


Pinks & Greens was standard US Army Officers dress i. The early 20th Century and a planned revival for the 21st.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (WyqH5)

268 Someone should tell SlowJoe that no one under the age of 60 knows what "Malarkey" means.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (CqE5x)

269 'These men are not made of the same stuff as the Francis Drakes and the other magnificent adventurers who created the empire. These, after all, are the tired sons of a long line of rich men, and they will lose their empire.'

Posted by: jon at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (1JdBL)

270 Get woke, miss out on good dickings.

Posted by: Dirk Digler at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (W83fP)

271
Those are "trilby hats." Men wear fedoras, hipsters wear trilbies.
Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020

*


Who wears busbys?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (TdMsT)

272 > Is there any reason to think there is a problem with associating certain colors, shapes, and forms with one gender or another?

No problem whatsoever, unless you are a nutter.

It's like picking a side of the road to drive on. It's not all that important which one it is, but it's very important that everyone agrees on which side and sticks to it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (lbYzk)

273 >>> Watch Out, Victoria's Secret: Men Are Now Totally Rocking Sexy Lingerie

Blame gay men, they rule fashion.

Can someone explain why Billy Porter is a thing and is king of fashion now? I think he will be the fairy godmother in a new adaptation of Cinderella. Pose cannot be THAT popular of a reality show.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (hvf9s)

274 258 This article was in The Humorless Guardian so I assume it was written seriously but what would be different if it was a satirical article?
Posted by: Northernlurker

The UK rags pay for click-bate articles like that one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 03:30 PM (S+F2a

===========

*begins penning "My Straight Boyfriend Would Rather Watch Gay Porn that Have Sex With Me And It Doesn't Worry Me, It Empowers Me" by Gretchen Stiles*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (zZbCU)

275 Well, at least he hasn't blown thousands on hookers and blow. Right?


Always look on the bright side of life!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (ptqGC)

276 Here is her "boyfriend"

https://youtu.be/A6YgkpoCpGA


She's cute. What a waste.

Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (T6t7i)

277 So, our choices are giant fuzzy worms or cannibalistic hordes?

You can have the guy in the photo. He should distract them while you retreat to a more defensible position.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (XyVor)


Go with the Posleen. We'd wipe the floor with them in reality, since they're such a stupid concept.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (wCmLp)

278 Check out the 1950s thriller Suddenly with Sinatra as part of a Communist assassination team sent to kill the President. His hat brim is almost as wide as IJ would wear 25+ years later.

There's a pretty wide crossover between fedoras and city stetsons. Look at Raylan's hat in Justified, its just slightly larger than a broad fedora.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

279 WTF is a sarong? Better not be like a thong.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (xfb67)

280 Sup, y'all? It's so nice outside. T-shirt weather!

Posted by: Weasel at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (MVjcR)

281
When I lived in CA, especially during grad school when I spent all day studying in my house, I'd routinely wear a towel wrapped around my waist because it was comfortable. I'm sorely tempted to make a shendyt, like the ancient egyptians wore, for the summer months when I'm at home.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:12 PM (wCmLp)


Do you feel that nice cool refreshing breeze? Yes! It's the weekend right around the corner!

that tinyurl...

don't look

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 03:33 PM (vEIlU)

282 Put this guy out of his misery he would be better of and so would humanity. /almost serious here....

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2020 03:33 PM (0OmEj)

283 263 I assume this song is 100% verboten these days in England.

I fully expect a repudiation of Monty Python, including some members of the band who still are alive, in England any day now.

"We regret some of the insensitive, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, and other non-woke things we said and did in those earlier, less evolved days and only hope we can make up for it by writing bland, awful material that is lacking in both humor and originality."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

==========

"Please don't hit me!"
-Eric Idle

"Fuck off!"
-John Cleese

"Oh, if you say so, I suppose."
-Michael Palin

"Wha...?"
-Terry Gilliam

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:33 PM (zZbCU)

284 FWIW, this is an old, old tradition. Limited permits on Mother's day, last weekend of the season to summit Mt. St. Helens, or something.

There are probably more than about a couple hundred people doing it.


Get up at about 4 am, leave basecamp of around 5000 feet or so, break through the clouds and treeline just as the sun is coming up, Mt. Adams poking through the clouds, then summit, eat your lunch, take your pic at the rim, and then head down, glissading about half the way.


I did it mumbledy years ago, and no, I was not fabulous.

Cue jokes anyway.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 03:33 PM (1CjJc)

285 >> Is there any reason to think there is a problem with associating certain colors, shapes, and forms with one gender or another?


Throbbing and Pink is my favo-rite Crayon.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at March 04, 2020 03:33 PM (eSAgS)

286 File this one under "Problems Real Men Never Have to Confront".

Posted by: ExurbanDoug at March 04, 2020 03:33 PM (4IZry)

287 Soon, he's going to be asking her to stop shaving her legs, wear jeans and t-shirts and begging to give her anal.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Those are "trilby hats." Men wear fedoras, hipsters wear trilbies.
Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020

*


Who wears busbys?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020


*
*

A fellow I know named Berkeley. Produces dance numbers in Hollywood, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:33 PM (Ejm1K)

289 "I'm a Lumber Jack and it's OK, I sleep all night and I work all day."

I assume this song is 100% verboten these days in England.
Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)


The scene in The Life of Brian where Eric Idle says he wants to be a woman and have babies and Cleese says it's symbolic of his struggle against reality is probably a hate crime now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 04, 2020 03:33 PM (mpeBU)

290 Yeah, that looks like that scratchy stuff. I don't like the feel of that on women's lingerie (ON WOMEN, I hasten to add). I can only imagine how uncomfortable it must be for them.


-------

Never did "get" lingerie.....


Here Honey.... put this on.

Ooooooooooooo

Now take it off.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:33 PM (8XRCm)

291 279 WTF is a sarong? Better not be like a thong.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (xfb67)

Isn't that what female staff wear in Tiki bar's?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

292 She's cute. What a waste.

What about this dude makes any girl have a crush on him??

I guess it takes all types. Hyper-cutie Paulina Porizkova had a huge crush on stick insect Ric Ocasio.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

293

There are places in this current world where the entire population of men wear... dresses

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (vEIlU)

294 "his fondness for fun."

Ha. She spelled dick wrong.

Posted by: Gunslinger at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (R2gO3)

295 WTF is a sarong? Better not be like a thong.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (xfb67)

Sort of a big sheet that real women can wrap around themselves and look hot.

On men? Uh...no...just...no.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (dLLD6)

296 Men

in

Kilts

swooooon

https://preview.tinyurl.com/szujtx2

Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (sGotD)

297
The ages I've seen are: 28 - fertility peaks, 30 - fertility begins to decline, 35 - fertility craters, 40 - have fun with your cats.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (wCmLp

The place we went to had their own STATS which differed from the National average.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (dKiJG)

298 One question for this smart military blog.
On a soldier's lower sleeve on dress uniforms, what do the slash marks represent? It's it years by blocks of three or four per slash? Enlistments?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (WyqH5)

299 Posted by: Grey Fox at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (nBq51)

Story is that the original Penn State football uniform colors were black and *pink* which faded to blue and white. That was a lot more recent. Of course they left it at the new colors so maybe that indicates when that color became unacceptable for men.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (uquGJ)

300 So she's the butch one. Why is she upset?

Posted by: Iblis at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (9221z)

301 >>Here is her "boyfriend"


Hahaha!

That poor girl.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (eSAgS)

302 Here is her "boyfriend"

https://youtu.be/A6YgkpoCpGA

She's cute. What a waste.
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (T6t7i)

That guy's picture can be next to the definition of gay in the dicktionary

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (CqE5x)

303 My husband wore a kilt four our wedding, with a proper Charlie and a lot of lace. Damn good looking he was in it.

And speaking of Judas Priest, they are touring the US this fall with Sabaton. I'll be going, though mostly because Sabaton.

Posted by: LibraryGryffon at March 04, 2020 03:35 PM (dhD3A)

304 WTF is a sarong? Better not be like a thong.

Posted by: Joe Biden


It's opposite of saright.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:35 PM (WyqH5)

305 The only thing I care about in this article is how the author looks in a bikini. The internet usually comes through for me but not this time, though there are plenty of shots of her skiing, along with her soi-friend.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2020 03:35 PM (LISuA)

306 There are places in this current world where the entire population of men wear... dresses

Well kinda. They're more wraps or robes. And they're made for men. Its not like they're going to Target and buying a Sun Dress.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

307
It's opposite of saright.

-----

I lol'd

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (8XRCm)

308 >>That guy's picture can be next to the definition of gay in the dicktionary


They can only have sex if they are watching the Volleyball Scene from Top Gun.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (eSAgS)

309 I think the women in the musical South Pacific wore sarongs and that was saright with me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

310 I guess it takes all types. Hyper-cutie Paulina Porizkova had a huge crush on stick insect Ric Ocasio.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

$$$

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (IzxvC)

311 Jerry Nadler in a kilt.
You're welcome.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

312 >>He. Bought. The. Dress.



The DEVIL made him buy that dress!

Posted by: Geraldine (Flip) Wilson at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (LWu6U)

313 And speaking of Judas Priest, they are touring the US this fall with Sabaton.

I bet they can still bring it, but I seriously doubt Halford can hit those notes any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

314 The Greenwhich Village Fighting 69ers?

The infantry brigade of Someone-or-Other's Legion. In 18th century terms a legion was a unit containing both cavalry and infantry.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (nBq51)

315 >> There are places in this current world where the entire population of men wear... dresses


These same places also allow shitting in the streets and hand wiping.

The dress is to facilitate both.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (eSAgS)

316 The ages I've seen are: 28 - fertility peaks, 30 - fertility begins to decline, 35 - fertility craters, 40 - have fun with your cats.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:27 PM (wCmLp


I've seen women 40 and over have successful pregnancies --without fertility drug. It's rare though, and usually "unplanned."

I know a guy who whose mother was 45 when she had him.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (CqE5x)

317 Here's a young lad comfortable in a nice, flowing robe:

https://tinyurl.com/r6polnx

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

318 She's disturbed because her boyfriend is gay.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (xfb67)

319 There are places in this current world where the entire population of men wear... dresses


Because the goats can hear a zipper a half mile off.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (WyqH5)

320 I guess it takes all types. Hyper-cutie Paulina Porizkova had a huge crush on stick insect Ric Ocasio.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

$$$
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (IzxvC)


Yeah.....you can't count wealthy people and their "lovers."

It's money. WAY more than it's not.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

321 On a soldier's lower sleeve on dress uniforms, what do the slash marks represent? It's it years by blocks of three or four per slash? Enlistments?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (WyqH5)


Years of service, IIRC.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (wCmLp)

322 Late to the HQ today...wtf is that guy wearing anyway? That is butt fuck ugly dress.

Posted by: IC at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (a0IVu)

323 Holy shit. Wait a minute. That's Erick Erickson in the photo, isn't it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (VtIqB)

324 If loving you is sorong
I dont want to be right

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (JFO2v)

325 There's a pretty wide crossover between fedoras and city stetsons. Look at Raylan's hat in Justified, its just slightly larger than a broad fedora.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020


*
*

True. The "city" Stetson you mention is known as the Open Road -- the style (though not the brand) LBJ wore with the brim up, and that Hank Sr. wore shaped more like a fedora with the brim snapped down in front. I have several I wear.

I've seen a few people (other than at Mardi Gras) wearing the hipster things, and older men (usually black) wearing the classic fedora. But I am the *only* person I've ever seen around here with an OR.

Good definition of cowboy hat vs. Open Road: "The cowboy hat is worn by the guy who *works* on the ranch. The OR is worn by the guy who *owns* the ranch."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (Ejm1K)

326 my decision to remain a slack jawed yokel doesn't seem so stupid now. my avoidance of the latest trends in societal bullshit works for me. yeah, i'm an asshole. with guns and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (KP5rU)

327
I bet they can still bring it, but I seriously doubt Halford can hit those notes any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)


Painkiller will suddenly be baritone.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

328 I bet they can still bring it, but I seriously doubt Halford can hit those notes any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah. He can.

Posted by: Auto Tune at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (CqE5x)

329 Hi Weasel!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (TdMsT)

330 Jerry Nadler in a kilt.
You're welcome.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

====
i'll see you and raise with Joe Biden in a leather mini-skirt crop top.

now *you're* welcome.

see how that w*rks?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (X/O1y)

331 It's opposite of saright.
Posted by: rickb223



Now close deh door.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (S+F2a)

332 I've seen women 40 and over have successful pregnancies --without fertility drug. It's rare though, and usually "unplanned."

I know a guy who whose mother was 45 when she had him.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (CqE5x)


It's possible, but the odds are drastically against you.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (wCmLp)

333 I've seen women 40 and over have successful pregnancies --without fertility drug. It's rare though, and usually "unplanned."

I know a guy who whose mother was 45 when she had him.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (CqE5x)

-----

My mom was in her forties when she had my youngest sister.

20 years between me and my youngest sister.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (8XRCm)

334 >>He. Bought. The. Dress.


They're freaks, not thieves.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (1CjJc)

335 Rick Wilson is saluting his bravery RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (LWu6U)

Eldest Kidlet's boyfriend's college is looking to shut down and do remote classes. It's an hour away from San Antonio and apparently one of the group that was taken to the base there was released as cleared, wandered through *all* the local public areas, realized he felt sick, was retested and came back positive. The number of idiots involved in every step of that is disheartening.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (uquGJ)

337 Say Yes To The Dress.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

338 > They can only have sex if they are watching the Volleyball Scene from Top Gun.

His idea of getting in the mood is an evening of old gladiator movies.

And yeah, that guy is gay as a tree full of monkeys. No straight man in the history of humanity has ever had that haircut. Not to mention the voice and mannerisms.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (lbYzk)

339 My boyfriend's wedding dress pushed me to perform a scrupulous inventory of my deepest ideas about masculinity and helped me identify my shortfalls as a woman who wants to help rewrite gender norms. As I went through this exercise, I chatted with a handful of girlfriends about it, who could all identify their own small hang-ups with masculinity: their need for men who are bigger and taller than they are, or who are better than them at sports, or who don't cry in front of them.

The Maoism is deep with this one. She knows her man is a sissy. She is offput by him. She is not attracted to his deviance. She recognizes this as folly.

And then she wrote a lengthy article full of word salad rationalizations and includes this gem of a quote, in which she engages in public self-denunciation and excoriation of her friends' old-fashioned, non-progressive mindset.

All this is missing is a "big character poster" extolling her newfound virtues and old-school former wrongthink.

This has no place in the West. None.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (I2dne)

340 You can read the rest if you like.

nah bra, washing the neighbor's cat this week

Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (XTiHL)

341 Idiot. Who goes on a first date with a shirt without a collar????
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:24 PM (Ejm1K)


Guys don't care because women don't demand better. I show up for dates in a sport coat and feel like a chump nowadays.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (wCmLp)

342 Good definition of cowboy hat vs. Open Road:

"The cowboy hat is worn by the guy who *works* on the ranch.

The OR is worn by the guy who *owns* the ranch."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Ding ding ding!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (WyqH5)

343 hilarious comedian and Eddie Izzard wears women's dresses because he likes them. He's kind of bent anyway but he's not homo, he just likes dresses. Very odd but talented person.

He looks awful in them.

Look, women wearing men's clothes can be hot mostly because of what they almost show or hint at (a girl wearing only a button-down men's shirt is incredibly hot). But that doesn't mean the clothes fit them well and they look awkward and uncomfortable (or baggy and messy) in the outfit if just wearing men's clothing. Like a kid wearing something too big for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

344 302 Here is her "boyfriend"

https://youtu.be/A6YgkpoCpGA

She's cute. What a waste.
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (T6t7i)

That guy's picture can be next to the definition of gay in the dicktionary
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (CqE5x)

Oh yeah, he knows what a dick tastes like.

Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (Izzlo)

345
I've seen women 40 and over have successful pregnancies --without fertility drug. It's rare though, and usually "unplanned."

I know a guy who whose mother was 45 when she had him.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020


*
*

My mother was 37 when I was born, and 41 when my brother came along. And this was long before fertility drugs or any of that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (Ejm1K)

346 Posted by: redc1c4 at March 04, 2020 03:38 PM (X/O1y)

---
don't forget to insert "and" where Pixy took out the ampersand.

sorry, i was out poasting elsewhere where things function normally...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (X/O1y)

347 I can't bear to read the article, but from the description are we not sure it's not one of those joke pieces of journalism people write simply for the clicks in making fun of woke feminism?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (WI7YS)

348 Hashes on the lower sleeve on a Navy dress uniform indicate 4 years enlisted. I don't know about the other services.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (0OmEj)

349 We can sum this all up with one word.

Retards.

Posted by: Weasel at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (MVjcR)

350 I'm a real man.

Posted by: Ian at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (vtcmf)

351 I know a guy who whose mother was 45 when she had him.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:37 PM (CqE5x)
+++++++++++
My mother was 43, I think. And it was high-risk and totally unexpected.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (I2dne)

352
Oh yeah, he knows what a dick tastes like.
Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (Izzlo)


He goes ATM.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

353 I guess it takes all types. Hyper-cutie Paulina Porizkova had a huge crush on stick insect Ric Ocasio.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

$$$
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (IzxvC)

I gotta give old Ric props though.

If it was only money, Paulina could have married ANY millionaire or billionaire she wanted, not a 40-ish skeleton with hair.

Posted by: Auto Tune at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (CqE5x)

354 Does he ask her if it makes his ass look big?

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (88+cf)

355 So, the market's going for another record day, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (zZbCU)

356 Now I know why Mt. St. Helens erupted.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (IxDhF)

357 I knew a girl in high school that got pregnant when she was 15. Her mom was 30 and her grandmother was 45.

They were all good looking women.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (xfb67)

358 We can sum this all up with one word.

Retards Maoism.
Posted by: Weasel at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (MVjcR)
+++++++++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (I2dne)

359 They are the party Science! You can tell by the way they try to control the weather by passing laws.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (Wm5SB)


=====

Sometimes I look forward to enjoying the day when veggies and vegans find out that plants want to live just as much or more than all the other life forms.

But, I could honestly see that information causing them to pivot to cannibalism so I try to be careful about what I wish for.

Posted by: jc at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (PuMKG)

360 So Trump says we need $2.5B to combat coronavirus and now he'll support $8.2B? For fuck's sake. Sooner or later somebody's going to notice that the deficit spending we all criticized Obama for incessantly IS STILL A PROBLEM.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (sWM8x)

361 Does he ask her if it makes his ass look big?
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (88+cf)


Well, it DOES make it look stuffed with cock.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

362 >>I guess it takes all types. Hyper-cutie Paulina Porizkova had a huge crush on stick insect Ric Ocasio.


Ocasek was a smart dude who was a talented and famous musician who wrote songs about her.

It's not like he looked like Lyle Lovett.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (eSAgS)

363 She's disappointed in herself for insufficient wokeness. Imagine how disappointed he is in her for not having a penis.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (gd9RK)

364 310 I guess it takes all types. Hyper-cutie Paulina Porizkova had a huge crush on stick insect Ric Ocasio.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

$$$
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:36 PM (IzxvC)

I'm sure she was pursued by plenty of other guys with big bucks, but she said yes to Ric.

Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (Izzlo)

365 His chest hair battled the sheer neckline.


There's a sentence I didn't see coming today.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (CVRjO)

366 "The ages I've seen are: 28 - fertility peaks, 30 - fertility begins to decline, 35 - fertility craters, 40 - have fun with your cats."

My wife was 39 when my youngest was born. Conception was easy-peasy. My buddy's wife had successful IVF at 50. That took some trying.

Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (eAZVt)

367 I'm attempting to eat a small bowl of Keto ice cream.
It's.....ice cream-ishy.

Which kind? Rebel is my fave and it has a million flavors now. Cookie dough is my go to. I will add stuff like keto PB cups to the plain chocolate or real fruit to the vanilla.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (hvf9s)


I'm attempting to eat a small bowl of Keto ice cream.
It's.....ice cream-ishy.

Which kind? Rebel is my fave and it has a million flavors now. Cookie dough is my go to. I will add stuff like keto PB cups to the plain chocolate or real fruit to the vanilla.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:21 PM (hvf9s)

Where do you find these? I get the Keto cups at Whole Foods occasionally but I am really craving ice cream.

Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (YxML+)

368 There is a tradition of wearing ball gowns and a tradition of climbing mountains, but doing both is both unseemly and a way of asking for mountain rescue to come save your sorry chiffon wrapped butt.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (bMMCK)

369 Nobody tells these Women that 27 and Younger you have over 50% chance of getting pregnant, anything over 27 it's like falling off a cliff and the chances way way down. We went throught IVF and it was EYE opening and I think Girls need to be taught this.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Worse than that. Back in the early 2000, the American Society of Reproductive Medicine sent out a bunch of PSAs, talking about how women shouldn't wait to get pregnant. NOW and their allies pitched a screaming fit about how ASRM was just trying to get women to go back to the middle ages, and ASRM pulled the ads. Angry feminists and Globohomo is actively trying to KEEP women from understanding their fertility.

Saw an article about some woman (I think in the UK) who froze 12 eggs -- and didn't realize, statistically, she needed to freeze about 100 to have a realistic chance at having a child. Article went through the percentage of eggs that don't make it at every stage of the process (unfreezing, fertilization, embryo, implantation, etc.) - I was surprised, I didn't realize how large the drop-off was. Again, women are believing the globalist line about how easy it is to get pregnant, when the globalists hate kids and want to keep women from getting pregnant. It's nuts.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (5KWnQ)

370 I've seen a few people (other than at Mardi Gras) wearing the hipster things, and older men (usually black) wearing the classic fedora. But I am the *only* person I've ever seen around here with an OR.

I want one. Its not outrageous enough to make me look like a fraud but would look good and mature. I'm too old to wear a freaking baseball cap and hipsters have ruined fedoras (yes I know they don't wear an actual fedora but the stink is still on them).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

371 >>Oh yeah, he knows what a dick tastes like.


He knows what they all taste like.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (eSAgS)

372 I knew a girl in high school that got pregnant when she was 15. Her mom was 30 and her grandmother was 45.

They were all good looking women.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (xfb67)


Seems like a strange trifecta to attempt.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (uquGJ)

Well hope your eldest is OK.


For a lot of schools remote classes would just mean kids in dorms spreading the wuhan death hack from there. Better to lock the gate and keep them all on campus, or remote from home if they choose.

Posted by: Geraldine (Flip) Wilson at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (LWu6U)

374 Years of service, IIRC.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Thank you. When I looked up the pinks and greens US Army uniform there was a picture of a sergeant with three up and three down an 9 slashes on his sleeve.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (WyqH5)

375 357 I knew a girl in high school that got pregnant when she was 15. Her mom was 30 and her grandmother was 45.

They were all good looking women.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (xfb67)

I used to work with a woman who had a baby when she was 16. Her mother was 16 when she was born, so we're talking a 32-year-old gramma.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

376 But, I could honestly see that information causing them to pivot to cannibalism so I try to be careful about what I wish for.
Posted by: jc at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (PuMKG)
+++++++++++
If it goes to cannibalism, I am not worried. Grass-fed livestock is delicious and weak.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (I2dne)

377 My mountain climbing buddies dont like me leading expeditions wearing this dress. They say it is because "it's there."

Posted by: Mallory George at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (Ffwmb)

378 > Ocasek was a smart dude who was a talented and famous musician who wrote songs about her.

Nailed it. Being rich didn't hurt, I'm sure, but as mentioned she could've undoubtedly have married a lot of rich guys.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:43 PM (lbYzk)

379 So Trump says we need $2.5B to combat coronavirus and now he'll support $8.2B? For fuck's sake. Sooner or later somebody's going to notice that the deficit spending we all criticized Obama for incessantly IS STILL A PROBLEM.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (sWM8x)

You know what stops the virus?
A Wall!!

Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 03:43 PM (YxML+)

380 365
His chest hair battled the sheer neckline.





There's a sentence I didn't see coming today.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (CVRjO)

Amazing where this place takes you that you never wake up thinking you might go.

Huh?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:43 PM (Orx/W)

381 360 So Trump says we need $2.5B to combat coronavirus and now he'll support $8.2B? For fuck's sake. Sooner or later somebody's going to notice that the deficit spending we all criticized Obama for incessantly IS STILL A PROBLEM.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (sWM8x)

===========

True, but until the idea of limiting Medicare benefits for those who support it here gets unanimous support from those receiving it, no one's going to do anything that will actually bring federal spending down.

In other words, the political will doesn't exist for it, and Trump actually campaigned saying that he would preserve the main drivers of our debt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:43 PM (zZbCU)

382
Who wears busbys?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (TdMsT)


Grenadiers

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 04, 2020 03:43 PM (hLRSq)

383 Ace has me laughing again. See sidebar on Donna Brazille and her Big Finger.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2020 03:43 PM (LISuA)

384 I used to joke with her that I wanted to bang her grandma, but I wasn't kidding.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 03:43 PM (xfb67)

385 I knew a girl in high school that got pregnant when she was 15. Her mom was 30 and her grandmother was 45.

They were all good looking women.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020


*
*

I suspect your 3rd sentence explains the first 2.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:43 PM (Ejm1K)

386 I'm sure she was pursued by plenty of other guys with big bucks, but she said yes to Ric.

Yeah she pursued HIM, said he was the "sexiest man alive". Well more power to him, he scored a supermodel Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl. I don't understand what makes women like most men.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

387 I knew a girl in high school that got pregnant when she was 15. Her mom was 30 and her grandmother was 45.

They were all good looking women.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 03:41 PM (xfb67)

The Paolo offers a, how you say, "family" discount.

Posted by: Auto Tune at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (CqE5x)

388 If he died on Everest there's no possibility any one is going to try to haul his frozen ass back down.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

389 Where do you find these? I get the Keto cups at Whole Foods occasionally but I am really craving ice cream.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (YxML+)


I know they say you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself, but are you one when you repeat paste comments?

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

390 When I'm being philosophical, I tell myself that the very fact that we can tolerate the existence of these people proves that we are the wealthiest society that has ever existed. If times were harder, we wouldn't have the luxury of such foolishness.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (Dx2t8)

391
If it was only money, Paulina could have married ANY millionaire or billionaire she wanted, not a 40-ish skeleton with hair.
Posted by: Auto Tune at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (CqE5x)

But the point is the money made *him* more attractive.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (IzxvC)

392 Just when you think we've approached Peak Stupid, Whoopi doubles down.

She sez President Biden should appoint DOCTOR Jill as Surgeon General. And ask Barry Obama to be his VP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

393
their need for men who are bigger and taller than they are, or who are better than them at sports, or who don't cry in front of them.

-------

Duh.

I cried in front of my lady. It was for a good reason. We had just found out hours earlier about our baby's birth defect.

I still feel like a fuckin' fag for that.

If you find yourself dating a man who just walks around in a dress and thinks it's cool and that everyone should celebrate it instead of bagging on his faggy ass, then you need to take a scrupulous inventory of what the hell went wrong in your life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (bQe8/)

394 Off AutoTune sock....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (CqE5x)

395 wtf is a busby?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (KP5rU)

396 Kate Upton lip syncing Britney Spears was great.

Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (YxML+)

397 Doesn't matter what 'it' is...if you wear something extremely stupid, it'll pay off in mish.

Leather pants, stupid hats, hell even handlebar mustaches...whatever. Anything that grabs attention.

Women love that shit and the odds swing in your favor when it comes time to finding one that will close the deal.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (eSAgS)

398 I used to work with a woman who had a baby when she was 16. Her mother was 16 when she was born, so we're talking a 32-year-old gramma.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

----

I tried you warn you guys back in the Fifties that listening to Elvis and all that newfangled rock and roll would do this!!

But did you listen to Sherrif Joe???

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

399 I knew a girl in high school that got pregnant when she was 15. Her mom was 30 and her grandmother was 45.

-

It's amazing how hard it is to break the pattern we learn as children.

I know a similar situation. The mother went on to be a successful businesswoman with dozens of employees at more than one bakery.

Her daughter got pregnant in high school.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 04, 2020 03:46 PM (BZxhu)

400 wtf is a busby?

You know that big furry bearskin hat that the guards outside Buckingman Palace wear? Also called a Shako.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

401 Duh.

I cried in front of my lady. It was for a good reason. We had just found out hours earlier about our baby's birth defect.

I still feel like a fuckin' fag for that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



Seriously? That and any family members death are 100% acceptable.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:46 PM (WyqH5)

402 Sorry i was wrong, a Shako is kind of a cylinder with a small brim on the front. Busby is just the bearskin thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

403 You can't adopt an affectation as a lark, though.

You really have to commit to the role. Hence, mostly douchebags are successful in this strategy.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (eSAgS)

404 Doesn't matter what 'it' is...if you wear something extremely stupid, it'll pay off in mish.

Leather pants, stupid hats, hell even handlebar mustaches...whatever. Anything that grabs attention.

Women love that shit and the odds swing in your favor when it comes time to finding one that will close the deal.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (eSAgS)


I believe I may test this theory at the NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (Ki5SV)

405 I just can't. This scrunt deserves him.

Posted by: Miinnfidel at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (lBeMA)

406 If it was only money, Paulina could have married ANY millionaire or billionaire she wanted, not a 40-ish skeleton with hair.
Posted by: Auto Tune at March 04, 2020 03:40 PM (CqE5x)

But the point is the money made *him* more attractive.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (IzxvC)

The other thing is musicians on any level--even guys in local bands--are almost always swimming in pussy.
So yeah, his fame landed him one from the upper echelon

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (CqE5x)

407 A lot of women in my family had children into their early 40's. When we get together it's like a battalion reunion.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (VtIqB)

408 400: bet they smell good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (KP5rU)

409 Posted by: Geraldine (Flip) Wilson at March 04, 2020 03:42 PM (LWu6U)

Sounds like they'd be sending the students home since it would mean refunding Boyfriend's dorm and meal plan fees (which he would like a lot).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (uquGJ)

410 I know they say you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself, but are you one when you repeat paste comments?
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)


Perhaps!

Not sure how I did that.

Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (YxML+)

411 I want one. Its not outrageous enough to make me look like a fraud but would look good and mature. I'm too old to wear a freaking baseball cap and hipsters have ruined fedoras (yes I know they don't wear an actual fedora but the stink is still on them).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020


*
*

Scroll down to the last 2 pics of Hank Sr.:

https://tinyurl.com/v45qwsw

Akubra the Australian maker still has an OR-style lid they call the Campdraft, and they are tremendous hats and reasonably priced. Check out The Hattery, aka Hatsdirect.com. I've ordered two of their IJ-style hats in gray from them, and both are excellent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (Ejm1K)

412 The ages I've seen are: 28 - fertility peaks, 30 - fertility begins to decline, 35 - fertility craters, 40 - have fun with your cats."


Meh. I had a baby at 40, was as easy as at 27 and 30.

Posted by: dagny at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (nRWPy)

413 > I cried in front of my lady. It was for a good reason. We had just found out hours earlier about our baby's birth defect.

That is totally acceptable as a reason for a man to cry, dude.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (lbYzk)

414 Seriously? That and any family members death are 100% acceptable.

Yeah men can cry at stuff like that, births, deaths, wrecking the cherry 1965 mustang, losing your gun collection in a boating accident. No fag there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

415 Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (eSAgS)

Are we talking Crocs?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (dLLD6)

416
I believe I may test this theory at the NoVaMoMe.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (Ki5SV)
--
Perfect opportunity.

Posted by: Weasel at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (RNmki)

417 If he died on Everest there's no possibility any one is going to try to haul his frozen ass back down.
Posted by: Northernlurker



??? Hell, chip him out of the ice and push hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (WyqH5)

418 London - Police are hunting four men after an Asian student was battered by racists saying they 'don't want your coronavirus'.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (3aI0K)

419 I believe I may test this theory at the NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (Ki5SV)

we better coordinate. I don't wanna walk in and see we have the same damn grass skirt on.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (Orx/W)

420 Pipes. Dr. Grabow or the like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (BZxhu)

421 >>Yeah men can cry at stuff like that, births, deaths, wrecking the cherry 1965 mustang, losing your gun collection in a boating accident.


the Ol Yeller exemption still stands.

also, Field of Dreams

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (eSAgS)

422 The youngest female in the US to conceive and bring to term actually happened in my home town. A girl age 9 had a baby.

I found out watching a documentary about it and it got really awkward when I said, "Dang, that street looks really familiar."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (xfb67)

423 415
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:47 PM (eSAgS)

Are we talking Crocs?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (dLLD6)

Vespas, mainly.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (1CjJc)

424 Where is his rainbow flag for the summit?

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

425 >>>You can read the rest if you like.
Thanks for the preview. Hard pass.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (7juvc)

426 My mom was 42 when I was born too.

I always got pregnant the week I tried. Couldn't really pinpoint the day though.

Posted by: dagny at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (nRWPy)

427 >>Are we talking Crocs?


I don't think you will be catching your target species, there.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (eSAgS)

428 London - Police are hunting four men after an Asian student was battered by racists saying they 'don't want your coronavirus'.

-----

Fifty bucks says at least one of them was named Mohammed.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

429 I posit that is acceptable for men to tear up silently during certain scenes in war movies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (I2dne)

430 wtf is a busby?

IS YOUR STUPID FUCKING GOOGLE BUTTON BROKEN? I had to look it up and I'm not telling you.

Sorry, I've had a day.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (gd9RK)

431 422
The youngest female in the US to conceive and bring to term actually happened in my home town. A girl age 9 had a baby.



I found out watching a documentary about it and it got really awkward when I said, "Dang, that street looks really familiar."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (xfb67)

Dang, that house looks really familiar . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (1CjJc)

432 >>> It was some other Chick, They did an updated story on Her, Nobody tells these Women that 27 and Younger you have over 50% chance of getting pregant, anything over 27 it's like falling off a cliff and the chances way way down. We went throught IVF and it was EYE opening and I think Girls need to be taught this. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (dKiJG)

There is a TED Talk on the science behind fertility and how it does not favor the old. Woman is gently trying to say no, women, you cannot have it all at once.

As a woman who always hoped to bear my own kids--fate just never lined me up with the right husband--it was devastating. I literally cried after watching it. Life paths do not always line up with our wishes.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (hvf9s)

433 Seriously? That and any family members death are 100% acceptable.

Yeah men can cry at stuff like that, births, deaths, wrecking the cherry 1965 mustang, losing your gun collection in a boating accident. No fag there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)


This.

I don't cry very often.

I'll well up, but don't full on cry.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

434 this guy sips penis because he loves the taste. totally not ghey.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (KP5rU)

435 Yeah men can cry at stuff like that, births, deaths,
wrecking the cherry 1965 mustang, losing your gun collection in a
boating accident. No fag there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

what about when watching Prometheus? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (Orx/W)

436 Ocasek was a smart dude who was a talented and famous musician who wrote songs about her.

Nailed it. Being rich didn't hurt, I'm sure, but as mentioned she could've undoubtedly have married a lot of rich guys.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Paulina Porizkova could have married Trump.

She's his type.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (CqE5x)

437 > The youngest female in the US to conceive and bring to term actually happened in my home town. A girl age 9 had a baby.

Good Lord.

9? 9?!?! What kind of weasel impregnated a 9 year old?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (lbYzk)

438 Doesn't matter what 'it' is...if you wear something extremely stupid, it'll pay off in mish.

Leather pants, stupid hats, hell even handlebar mustaches...whatever. Anything that grabs attention.

Women love that shit and the odds swing in your favor when it comes time to finding one that will close the deal.
Posted by: garrett


If you rock a handlebar mustache, you have to wear the t shirt that says, "Mustache Rides 5 cents"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (WyqH5)

439 I scored a brand new Tilly at the thrift store for $2. I liked it, so I started wearing it, especially when it's raining. Three women, complete strangers, have complimented me on it.

Note: I am most assuredly NOT a good-looking man.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (sWM8x)

440 Here is her "boyfriend"

https://youtu.be/A6YgkpoCpGA

She's cute. What a waste.
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2020 03:32 PM (T6t7i)

He looks just as effeminate as she does.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (byrTS)

441 Are hipsters smoking tobacco ironically in working-class, wood-grain, normal pipes?

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (BZxhu)

442 Progressive woman shocked to discover that ten years of ideological brainwashing aren't enough to overcome a million years of evolutionary psychology.

This

Liberal men only dress up like girls and act like fags solely because they think those are clever "mating dance" techniques to seduce chicks/

Once the chicks themselves stop pretending that they attracted to metrosexual douchebags, then there will be no evolutionary benefit to acting like a metrosexual douchebag, and the whole behavior style will cease to exist. This article is yet another indication that the lie is imploding.

Posted by: zombie at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (N9G0H)

443 429 I posit that is acceptable for men to tear up silently during certain scenes in war movies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (I2dne)

=============

*nods sagaciously*

Tropic Thunder. Gets me every time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (zZbCU)

444

I don't relate at all to her world,consequently it gets ignored and summarily dismissed when it intrudes.

I don't feel an iota left out, either.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (KATBx)

445 >>Sorry, I've had a day.


Let me guess :

Brand new white pants and you got your period?

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (eSAgS)

446 My grandma was 39 when my mom was born, and my mom was 39 when my sister was born. Kind of the opposite extreme.

Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (eAZVt)

447 An unknown person etched a massive carving that reads "Trump 2020" on Wisconsin's frozen Lake Winnebago. A crew spotted the carving about two miles off of Garlic Island between the towns of Neenah and Oshkosh

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (3aI0K)

448 The ages I've seen are: 28 - fertility peaks, 30 - fertility begins to decline, 35 - fertility craters, 40 - have fun with your cats."

meh...I cussed around my high school sweetheart and she got pregnant both times.

Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (XTiHL)

449 430: whateverthefuck. keep smiling, bander.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (KP5rU)

450
wtf is a bandersnatch ???

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (8XRCm)

451 Kate Upton lip syncing Britney Spears was great.

Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 03:44 PM (YxML+)

Kate Upton picking nits off a monkey's ass would still be great.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (88+cf)

452 Guys really should wear hats again. My husband had this grey top hat he'd wear during Christmas. People just loved seeing that hat. It's such a different look.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (JKNZq)

453 I read it. Awful I think it's a joke. I mean the idea itself is a joke, but I think it's someone playing around.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (WI7YS)

454
This.

I don't cry very often.

I'll well up, but don't full on cry.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)


I rarely cry. But when my husband died suddenly, I cried every tear. There's nothing left.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (TdMsT)

455 450
wtf is a bandersnatch ???
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (8XRCm)

==========

Careful.

He gets frumious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (zZbCU)

456 Jerry Nadler in a kilt.
You're welcome.
====

I thought the fat apron negated a need for a kilt.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (vg8iE)

457 I'm sentimental as hell since having kids. I have no shame in some tears here and there, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (BZxhu)

458 It was some other Chick, They did an updated story on Her, Nobody tells these Women that 27 and Younger you have over 50% chance of getting pregant, anything over 27 it's like falling off a cliff and the chances way way down. We went throught IVF and it was EYE opening and I think Girls need to be taught this. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2020 03:25 PM (dKiJG)


A lot of younger women out and about dating and working see Hollywood stars have kids at 45 and think they can wait and do the same.

They usually get a rude awakening.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (CqE5x)

459
9? 9?!?! What kind of weasel impregnated a 9 year old?





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (lbYzk)

Weasel has an alibi.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (Orx/W)

460 9? 9?!?! What kind of weasel impregnated a 9 year old?





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (lbYzk)

Mohammad?

Posted by: Timon at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (dKm4U)

461 Brand new white pants and you got your period?
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (eSAgS)

-----

Would a been funnier if you said "panties"

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

462 269 'These men are not made of the same stuff as the Francis Drakes and the other magnificent adventurers who created the empire. These, after all, are the tired sons of a long line of rich men, and they will lose their empire.'
Posted by: jon at March 04, 2020 03:31 PM (1JdBL)

We seriously need to start the mass colonization of the solar system.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (Wm5SB)

463 Every couple months some feminist hag wirtes one of these articles confessing that right0-wing he-men get their panties wet, while swishy commie hippie dudes leave them unmoved. It's as if they each have to discover their inner cavewoman individually, one by one.

Posted by: zombie at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (N9G0H)

464 Obviously, Whoopi isn't aware that DOCTOR Jill's doctorate is in education, not medicine.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (Dx2t8)

465
I rarely cry. But when my husband died suddenly, I cried every tear. There's nothing left.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (TdMsT)


Oof....I'm sorry.

I'm sure were that to happen to my wife or my daughter, I'm done for a while......

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

466 Guys really should wear hats again. My husband had this grey top hat he'd wear during Christmas. People just loved seeing that hat. It's such a different look.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (JKNZq)
++++++++++++
But to do it right you also good shoes and a topcoat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (I2dne)

467 a bandersnatch is a form of salamander without eyes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (KP5rU)

468 Sorry, I've had a day.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (gd9RK)

Kids being pains in the backside?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (WI7YS)

469
Weasel has an alibi.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (Orx/W
-----
Thanks bro.

Posted by: Weasel at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (RNmki)

470 Seeing your friends name on a stone in Section 40. Yeah, that's when you cry.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (VtIqB)

471 I would've been more impressed if he had done that climb in heels.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

472 what about when watching Prometheus? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (Orx/W)


And Ol Yeller.
But quietly.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (CVRjO)

473 "Once the chicks themselves stop pretending that they attracted to metrosexual douchebags, then there will be no evolutionary benefit to acting like a metrosexual douchebag, and the whole behavior style will cease to exist."

Interesting theory. So really, it's all the chicks' fault. The douchebag men are just reacting to the circumstances.

Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (eAZVt)

474 > I posit that is acceptable for men to tear up silently during certain scenes in war movies.

Yes. Getting misty-eyed is acceptable there.

Likewise in movie scenes like Old Yeller having to be shot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (lbYzk)

475 >> Every couple months some feminist hag wirtes one of these articles confessing that right0-wing he-men get their panties wet, while swishy commie hippie dudes leave them unmoved. It's as if they each have to discover their inner cavewoman individually, one by one.


The only time you will ever hear "Fuck me Softer" is when there's a Cello Solo and the Theatre gets all quiet.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (eSAgS)

476 470 Seeing your friends name on a stone in Section 40. Yeah, that's when you cry.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (VtIqB)


Yes. Or your cousin.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (TdMsT)

477 I posit that is acceptable for men to tear up silently during certain scenes in war movies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:49 PM (I2dne)

=============

*nods sagaciously*

Tropic Thunder. Gets me every time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020


*
*

End of the original The Incredible Journey?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (Ejm1K)

478 470 Seeing your friends name on a stone in Section 40. Yeah, that's when you cry.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (VtIqB)

===============

"Time travel is real! I knew Bobby did it! I knew his Delorean didn't just explode but did actually go back in time!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (zZbCU)

479 There's a difference between a guy who wears a sarong when it's hot because you get arrested if you wander about nekkid (see re: Bander) and wearing a dress as part of a funny goofy annual thing and oh here's my collection of skirts (not kilts).

Look, I know my fashion history and it used to be men who wore the frills and the wigs and the makeup and the high heels. But that was a couple of centuries ago.

I have a distinct fondness for androgyny so, again, it's not like I, of all people, find the notion of wearing whatever the hell you want to be off putting.

But. But it's OKAY to say I am attracted to this and not that. It's OKAY to go you know what, I find how you respond to wearing whatever to be unattractive.

It's OKAY to like what you like sexually (presuming consent and of age and all that) and it's OKAY to not like what you don't like.

People need to stop turning themselves into neurotic messes over something that is supposed to bring joy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (mf5HN)

480 Tom Brady to the 49ers. Jimmy Garoppolo back to the Patriots. Talk about a whopper. There's been growing speculation this fantasy scenario could happen, with the buzz hitting a fever pitch on Tuesday thanks to all types of reporting and conjecture from multiple outlets.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (3aI0K)

481 Oh Ladyl.

{{{{{{{Ladyl}}}}}}}

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (IzxvC)

482 >>A lot of younger women out and about dating and working see Hollywood stars have kids at 45 and think they can wait and do the same.

They usually get a rude awakening.

- - - -

Yup, they don't show the celebrity's surrogate or hear about how someone else's eggs were likely used. Sad!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (bDqIh)

483 Interesting theory. So really, it's all the chicks' fault. The douchebag men are just reacting to the circumstances.

Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (eAZVt)

--

There's probably a lot of truth in that. For men, essentially everything ever done everywhere at any point in time = done for p*ssy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (BZxhu)

484 466
Guys really should wear hats again. My husband had this grey top hat
he'd wear during Christmas. People just loved seeing that hat. It's such
a different look.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (JKNZq)

++++++++++++

But to do it right you also good shoes and a topcoat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (I2dne)

a cane sword.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (Orx/W)

485 Yeah I cried when my wife suddenly died a little more than two years ago.
It would have been her birthday today so I'm feeling cry-ie right now.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

486 Interesting theory. So really, it's all the chicks' fault. The douchebag men are just reacting to the circumstances.
Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (eAZVt)
++++++++++
Chicks say they want "sensitive men." Men listen.
Chicks say they want soy boys. Men listen.

But the men who listen get nowhere, or nowhere for long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:55 PM (I2dne)

487 Heh,

I'm trying to talk Ladyl into wearing catholic schoolgirl uniforms.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 03:55 PM (d7Ww2)

488 9? 9?!?! What kind of weasel impregnated a 9 year old?





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (lbYzk)


I had a friend who's step daughter was pregnant around that time. 8 or 9. She spent the night at a friends house who had a 12 or 13 year old brother.

A few months later, she was sick and all. They went to the Dr. and found out why.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

489 You might expect the Astros get lots of terrible reactions every where they are visiting this spring. Except they bring Kate Upton to some of their games, so I imagine they are always welcome visitors.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2020 03:55 PM (LISuA)

490 I remember reading about these women who freezed thier eggs so they could have kids later and they could focus on their careers, it was sad to see who it turned out for her years later. NONE of the eggs took and their is other stories about these women who thought they can do it all.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2020 03:17 PM (dKiJG)

Rosanna Pansino, the girl who runs the Nerdy Nummies cooking channel, froze her eggs. She's been dating her BF for something like eight years. The whole thing is sad, IMHO. And yeah, he looks like you'd expect.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:19 PM (wCmLp)

At least egg-freezing shows some realization of the risk in waiting to have children, even if the science hasn't worked out yet. Ironically, the death cult these ladies probably subscribe to probably has choked out a lot of research into promoting fertility for normal families.

It is far more common for women to ignore reality until time passes enough to hit them in the face with the reality of it with great suddenness, as they are past fertility, and have no relationship even if they could have children.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 03:55 PM (eoQWY)

491 Who hasnt cried....red tears?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:55 PM (Ffwmb)

492
Hey Sarong Sarong !!

Whatever will be will.

The futures not our to see.

Hey Sarong Sarong.!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

493 "I posit that is acceptable for men to tear up silently during certain scenes in war movies."

I teared up at Apollo 13. I'm not sure what that means.

Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 03:55 PM (eAZVt)

494 *shoves booze through USB port for Bander*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (mf5HN)

495 She'll also undoubtedly be shocked to discover that her boyfriend is not actually an accountant, but rather spends his days sucking off lorry drivers at a rest stop down on the road to London.

KNOCK HER OVER WITH A FEATHER BOA!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (/6dlA)

496 Seriously? That and any family members death are 100% acceptable.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:46 PM (WyqH5)

------

Oh, for sure. It was a good reason. But i have been raised to fucking man up, especially when a woman depends on you to be strong for her.

Because I'm a dude, and it's so ingrained that you feel the shame anyway for losing your composure, even though it might be dumb.

If you think it's OK to cry like a bitch whenever the mood strikes you and wear dresses for fun, then you're defective.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (bQe8/)

497 Mohammad?
Posted by: Timon at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (dKm4U)


Nah, it happens in other groups as well. As I understand it, inner city foster kids often have horror stories about "mom's boyfriend." And when I lived in El Paso, there was a joke about girls having their Quencienara at 15 and a baby shower at 16.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (wCmLp)

498 9? 9?!?! What kind of weasel impregnated a 9 year old?

--

I doubt you want to look too closely into Section 8 housing in any Democrat-run city.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (BZxhu)

499 I don't think Bernie Bros will stay home in protest, but I also don't
think Biden inspire anyone who isn't aren't already a fully loyal dem .

You mean the GOP-e, right?

Posted by: Paladin at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (KX5Wh)

500 The youngest female in the US to conceive and bring to term actually happened in my home town. A girl age 9 had a baby.

Good Lord.

9? 9?!?! What kind of weasel impregnated a 9 year old?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020


*
*

Yo!

Posted by: Early maturing 10-yr-old at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (Ejm1K)

501 Wendy Davis has won the Democratic nomination in Texas' Congressional
District 21. She will run against incumbent Chip Roy in the general
election on Nov. 3 to determine who will represent the district in the
U.S. House of Representatives.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (3aI0K)

502 > I had a friend who's step daughter was pregnant around that time. 8 or 9.

Jaysus.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (lbYzk)

503 What kinda reaction would she have if he decided to do away with his sausage and replace it with 'Ms VaJayJay?' How 'innocent' and 'fun' would that be?

Posted by: Dr_No at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (mu5GU)

504
As a woman who always hoped to bear my own kids--fate just never lined me up with the right husband--it was devastating. I literally cried after watching it. Life paths do not always line up with our wishes.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (hvf9s)


{{{LizLem}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (TdMsT)

505 --

There's probably a lot of truth in that. For men, essentially everything ever done everywhere at any point in time = done for p*ssy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (BZxhu)

Sometimes it is to get acceptance from the men in the group -- which is to get status .....

....so you can get p*ssy.

Yeah, that's a fact there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (eoQWY)

506 Weasel has an alibi.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (Orx/W

-----
Thanks bro.

Posted by: Weasel at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (RNmki)

No problem.....you do.......don't you?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (Orx/W)

507 I teared up at Apollo 13. I'm not sure what that means.
Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 03:55 PM (eAZVt)
+++++++++++++
So, I was going to add an Apollo 13 rider in the form of "or at tremendous engineering achievement" but thought better of it.

Consider the rider added.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (I2dne)

508 Once the chicks themselves stop pretending that they attracted to metrosexual douchebags, then there will be no evolutionary benefit to acting like a metrosexual douchebag, and the whole behavior style will cease to exist. This article is yet another indication that the lie is imploding.
Posted by: zombie at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (N9G0H)

It's a really strange cycle.

Women lie to themselves about what that want.

A certain subset of desperate men try to be that.

Women don't want it.

Men are confused.

Me, I'm just going to go on being a huge dork. Be yourself, even if it's not what most people want. You're the only person you'll ever be good at being, and it's better to be odd than phony.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (J+mig)

509 People need to stop turning themselves into neurotic messes over something that is supposed to bring joy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (mf5HN)

------

I think that Bugs Bunny in drag is kinda hawt.....

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

510 Have we done a thread yet on Senator Schumer threatening Gorsuch and Kavanaugh this morning in a speech to Baby Killers United?

That seems like a BFD.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (/6dlA)

511 He had a shillelagh. No top coat and probably his boat shoes. People just noticed the hat.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (JKNZq)

512 So sorry NorthernLurker. Hugs

Posted by: Jmel at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (EiBdW)

513 501 Wendy Davis has won the Democratic nomination in Texas' Congressional
District 21. She will run against incumbent Chip Roy in the general
election on Nov. 3 to determine who will represent the district in the
U.S. House of Representatives.
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (3aI0K)

===========

How can she do that and be governor at the same time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (zZbCU)

514 Guys really should wear hats again. My husband had this grey top hat
he'd wear during Christmas. People just loved seeing that hat. It's such
a different look.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (JKNZq)


I want a tricornered hat.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (wCmLp)

515 Wendy Davis has won the Democratic nomination in Texas' Congressional
District 21. She will run against incumbent Chip Roy in the general
election on Nov. 3 to determine who will represent the district in the
U.S. House of Representatives.
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:56 PM (3aI0K)


Shit. Really?

Had no idea she was trying again. That's not my District, but I hope she burns.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

516
But. But it's OKAY to say I am attracted to this and not that. It's OKAY to go you know what, I find how you respond to wearing whatever to be unattractive.

It's OKAY to like what you like sexually (presuming consent and of age and all that) and it's OKAY to not like what you don't like.

People need to stop turning themselves into neurotic messes over something that is supposed to bring joy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (mf5HN)

Except nothing is okay until some commie fuckhead tells me it's okay. And even then I have to check with the Head Office and fill out some acceptance acceptance forms in triplicate.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (IzxvC)

517 One question for this smart military blog.
On a soldier's lower sleeve on dress uniforms, what do the slash marks represent? It's it years by blocks of three or four per slash? Enlistments?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:34 PM (WyqH5)

---

In the Army, the hashes on the left sleeve are for service (1 hash = three years).

On the right sleeve, combat time (1 hash = six months in a combat zone).

Posted by: SMH at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (RU4sa)

518 End of the original The Incredible Journey?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (Ejm1K)
-----
Old Yeller

*mic drop*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (PD1/H)

519 People need to stop turning themselves into neurotic messes over something that is supposed to bring joy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (mf5HN)

Sexuality has been co-opted by the Left as a weapon, and they have done a very good job of ruining it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (dLLD6)

520

Ian has a nice crevasse and a facial merkin...you dont's have to call me Hillary I'm tensing up here.

Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (5IHGB)

521 If you rock a handlebar mustache, you have to wear the t shirt that says, "Mustache Rides 5 cents"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04,


***

Shoes.
Compliment her on her shoes and you get an immediate conversation going. After that it's up to charisma.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (CVRjO)

522 Matt Stoller @matthewstoller
This is likely the last primary before we start reckoning with mass death. What is coming will change politics in ways that are hard to imagine.

-
That damn Trump will probably prevent the Plague and screw all their plans. Bastard!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (+y/Ru)

523 One thousand people who may have come into contact with a New York attorney who infected his wife, two children and a neighbor with coronvirus have been ordered to self-quarantine as the US death toll rises to 11.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (3aI0K)

524 -fate just never lined me up with the right husband--it was devastating.
I literally cried after watching it. Life paths do not always line up
with our wishes.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (hvf9s)


No kidding...ask Heidi.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (Orx/W)

525 441 Are hipsters smoking tobacco ironically in working-class, wood-grain, normal pipes?
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 04, 2020 03:50 PM (BZxhu)

I know you're joking but the answer is...yes. Yes they are. Because the bastards just have to ruin anything they touch.

Posted by: That guy at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

526 the Ol Yeller exemption still stands.

Posted by: garrett



Definitely. Wives can be replaced.
Hard to replace a good dog.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (WyqH5)

527 >>It is far more common for women to ignore reality until time passes enough to hit them in the face with the reality of it with great suddenness, as they are past fertility, and have no relationship even if they could have children.


40-something Amy Schumer has been spilling on Instagram -- attempting to conceive a 2nd child via IVF and all but one of her extracted eggs was usable.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (bDqIh)

528 >>There's probably a lot of truth in that. For men, essentially everything ever done everywhere at any point in time = done for p*ssy.


Pussy is the Universal Commodity.

No other commodity can be traded for any/all others at any/all times.

And women just give that shit away...

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (eSAgS)

529 >>> Guys don't care because women don't demand better. I show up for dates in a sport coat and feel like a chump nowadays.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:39 PM (wCmLp)

Keep doing it! The right women will appreciate it.

I dated a guy who wore socks with tevas; should have been a clue he way asoiboi and to run away screaming. We all make mistakes and learn from them.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (hvf9s)

530 > And when I lived in El Paso, there was a joke about girls having their Quencienara at 15 and a baby shower at 16.

15 I can comprehend. For a long time that was an acceptable age to get married (two of my great-grandmothers were married at 15). 15 is old enough to take care of a house and raise kids.

I'm just boggling at 8 or 9.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (lbYzk)

531 That was supposed to be a joke...maybe not.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (Orx/W)

532 How can she do that and be governor at the same time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (zZbCU)

She's getting help from President Clinton and Governor Abrams.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (dLLD6)

533 The HIll:
Dems unlikely to subpoena Bolton

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (3aI0K)

534 Just read the headline to my wife. She said "That translates to 'I'm so fucking stupid its a miracle I can breathe.'"

Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (ZbwAu)

535 Police are hunting four men after an Asian student was battered by racists saying they 'don't want your coronavirus'.

*extreme skepticism rises*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

536 LASue, I can get Rebel ice cream in my grocery stores. But there is a factory in my state so we have an easy pipeline. Maybe organic stores, or bug your local grocery store to stock it until they do.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (hvf9s)

537 Old yeller

Brian's Song

funeral of a direct family member (not the wake)

when the Indians win the World Series

Posted by: a clockwork moron at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (jPuhR)

538 Just read the headline to my wife. She said "That translates to 'I'm so fucking stupid its a miracle I can breathe.'"
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (ZbwAu)
++++++++++
Sounds like you landed a damn good Eeyoress.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (I2dne)

539 Back when I was young, Shenandoah was always good for a lump in the throat.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (FTlwv)

540 Guys really should wear hats again. My husband had this grey top hat
he'd wear during Christmas. People just loved seeing that hat. It's such
a different look.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (JKNZq)


Concur.
I love hats but get tired of baseball caps.
Love a good fedora.
And I look good!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (CVRjO)

541 I know you're joking but the answer is...yes. Yes they are. Because the bastards just have to ruin anything they touch.

Posted by: That guy at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

--

I figured they were, but I don't see many outside of gay-looking man-bunned guys in no-smoking offices.

No skin off of my back, and I'll still smoke mine as I age gracefully, but I guess I would probably laugh if I saw one working at it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (BZxhu)

542 I used to cut my own hair when I wanted to piss off my girlfriend. I really suck at hair cuts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (xfb67)

543 523 One thousand people who may have come into contact with a New York attorney who infected his wife, two children and a neighbor with coronvirus have been ordered to self-quarantine as the US death toll rises to 11.
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (3aI0K)

I know it's bad and worrisome but I'm not sure 11 deaths equals a toll.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

544
No problem.....you do.......don't you?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (Orx/W
-----
Of course!

Posted by: Weasel at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (MVjcR)

545 I want a tricornered hat.


I want the girl what lives under it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (gd9RK)

546
40-something Amy Schumer has been spilling on Instagram -- attempting to conceive a 2nd child via IVF and all but one of her extracted eggs was usable.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 03:58 PM (bDqIh)


Sorry, hun. It's not for you to reproduce, so please stop threatening humanity.

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

547 DJIA closes up about 1170
ha, on fox biz "the BIden surge" (jokingly)

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (4a9Vv)

548
Damn.


I dont even know what tevas are.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

549 I amuses me that the exact same people who say Gay is not a choice. Its programmed into you who you are attracted to.

Says that Heteros can't say what THEY are attracted, or not attracted, to.

Attraction and disgust are either a choice, or not.

But the Left Right divide right now goes all the way back to Plato vs Aristostle.

The Left believes they can remake Man to make him perfect.

The Right believes in making society the best in can be for existing Man.

Posted by: President Grant at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (NgKpN)

550 My wife is fantastic woman. In our twenty year marriage she has put up with a bunch of insanity from me We have always been willing to share our ideas and feelings with each other

Marriage is about commitment and honesty.

I have no doubt of her unstoppable honesty in committing me to the dustbin of ex husband should I wear a dress.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (2z133)

551 9? 9?!?! What kind of weasel impregnated a 9 year old?

I don't see any problem with this.

Posted by: Mohammed at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (BvNzB)

552 People need to stop turning themselves into neurotic messes over something that is supposed to bring joy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 04, 2020 03:54 PM (mf5HN)

But then there wouldn't be a support industry for the neurotics. Won't someone think of the poor starving pharma corps?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (J+mig)

553 40-something Amy Schumer has been spilling on Instagram -- attempting to conceive a 2nd child via IVF and all but one of her extracted eggs was usable.
Posted by: Lizzy


Q: How do you like you eggs?

A: Scrambled.

Q: Internal or external?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (WyqH5)

554
I want a tricornered hat.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (wCmLp)


I want--and expect--a tiara.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (TdMsT)

555 537
Old yeller



Brian's Song



funeral of a direct family member (not the wake)



when the Indians win the World Series

Posted by: a clockwork moron at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (jPuhR)

when The Godfather ' settles all family business.' beautiful.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (Orx/W)

556 473 "Once the chicks themselves stop pretending that they attracted to metrosexual douchebags, then there will be no evolutionary benefit to acting like a metrosexual douchebag, and the whole behavior style will cease to exist."

Interesting theory. So really, it's all the chicks' fault. The douchebag men are just reacting to the circumstances.
Posted by: Chris M


Of course. That's how evolution works.

Posted by: zombie at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (N9G0H)

557 Nicolas Maduro, appearing in a televised event promoting a women's health care plan, instructed them to "give birth, give birth" and have six children -- all for the "good of the country."

No comment from Chuck Schumer

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (3aI0K)

558 15 I can comprehend. For a long time that was an acceptable age to get married (two of my great-grandmothers were married at 15). 15 is old enough to take care of a house and raise kids.

I'm just boggling at 8 or 9.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (lbYzk)


Historically the age of marriage for women is actually closer to early twenties than mid-teens. Teenaged marriage was actually impractical for biological, financial, and household reasons.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (wCmLp)

559 Any moment wasted listening to a woman describe what she wants in a man is time you'll never get back.

The best thing a man can do is whatever pleases him. If you do that, enough women will notice and be attracted. Never change a single damn thing about yourself to please a woman. Ever.

Posted by: Ancient Chinese Secret at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (oifcv)

560 Sexuality has been co-opted by the Left as a weapon, and they have done a very good job of ruining it.


They haven't ruined it for me. What kind of magazines do you read at the hairdresser's?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (gd9RK)

561 I teared up at Apollo 13. I'm not sure what that means.

Posted by: Chris M



So, on Friday the 13th this month the Apollo In Real Time website will go live with their incredible stream of the Apollo 13 Mission.

Every word spoken, every photo and movie clip, every transcript, EVERYTHING, in order as it happened. The Apollo 11 version that came out last July was jaw-dropping. I've been gushing for months about it like a 12 year old science geek:

Https://Apolloinrealtime.org.

Check it out.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2020 04:02 PM (/6dlA)

562 Michelob Ultra is running commercials telling me that only 1% of farmland in the US is organic.

Um.........

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

563 >>I want--and expect--a tiara.


You'd settle for a nice Scarf.

You'll get a Pussyhat.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 04:02 PM (eSAgS)

564
Perhaps she ought to have checked whether her dress wearer had testes that had descended.

Sack up! Pro tip, ladies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 04:02 PM (pNxlR)

565 > I dont even know what tevas are.....

They're actually decent sandals. Well-made and durable.

Unfortunately they usually come with a hipster attached.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 04:02 PM (lbYzk)

566 Definitely. Wives can be replaced.
Hard to replace a good dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04


And officer, that's when the fight started.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (CVRjO)

567 Organic food has killed more people than Fukashima.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (xfb67)

568 oops that's "Unusable"

time is cruel, and she wastes her fertile years screwing men she didn't much know or like, IIRC

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (bDqIh)

569
I cried when Mom and Dad died. I cried when each of my dogs died.

Alone and in private.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (KATBx)

570 I want a tricornered hat.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (wCmLp)

Need the coats to go with them or if won't look right.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (J+mig)

571 Weasel has an alibi.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 03:52 PM (Orx/W

-----
Thanks bro.

Posted by: Weasel at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (RNmki)

No problem.....you do.......don't you?


a true story of Houston's own Judge Roy Hoffeinz, the guy that built the Astrodome.

As a young attorney on his first criminal case before a judge, he gains an acquittal for a guy that was accused of raping an under age girl. Upon hearing the verdict the defendant told young Roy how awesome an attorney and swore he'd never do it again.

Roy Hoffeinz never tried another case.

Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (XTiHL)

572 548


Damn.





I dont even know what tevas are.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

Best sandals for walking a stony bank of a river and casting for trout. They are not date attire.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (1CjJc)

573 >>Dems unlikely to subpoena Bolton

No, really?

Could it be because he's already said there are no bombshells in his book about the Ukraine money hold?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)

574
Hah.

Angry Bandersnatch is the best Bandersnatch.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (8XRCm)

575 NOOD.....

Gainzzzzzz

Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

576 You want top hats.

You'd settle for fedoras.

You'll get face colanders.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (ppBhU)

577 Love a good fedora.

And I look good!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (CVRjO)

I have an Akubra from Australia (made on Stetson forms) that I bought about 100 years ago. I wear it occasionally, mostly when I am snowblowing the driveway. it does a great job of keeping the snow out of my eyes.

There is something a bit odd about wearing it. Fun, but strange. I keep having to shake the idea that I am posing as a cowboy,.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (dLLD6)

578 Jessica Taylor, a GOP House candidate noted here previously, missed a runoff by less than 1%. She polled 19.88% in a crowded field with several strong candidates.

https://www.jessicatayloral.com/

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (sWM8x)

579 I dont even know what tevas are.....


Tevas are awesome comfy good looking sandals that you can go in and out of the water with.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (gd9RK)

580 Michelob Ultra is running commercials telling me that only 1% of farmland in the US is organic.

Um.........
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020


*
*

As opposed to all that silicon farmland we have.

Posted by: The Hortas at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (Ejm1K)

581 I want a tricornered hat.

Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken.

Posted by: some smug bastard Hun at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (h5TKJ)

582 Need the coats to go with them or if won't look right.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (J+mig)


I'm tempted. Black, or charcoal grey with black embroidery on the cuffs and standing collar. Heavy wool overcoat for the winter.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (wCmLp)

583 {{LadyL}}}

Thanks for the hugs! I'm dating a Moron worthy guy right now with young children, and would love to be their stepmom if we got to that point. Hopefully he would not hate trying for more kids, have not had that convo yet. But we would have our hands full already. When I'm with them all I feel whole and complete, and my ovaries stop crying at me. So things are good right now.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (hvf9s)

584 I dont even know what tevas are.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

Best sandals for walking a stony bank of a river and casting for trout. They are not date attire.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (1CjJc)

-----

*frowns*

So... do they go INSIDE the waders ....or what.....?

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

585 For men, essentially everything ever done everywhere at any point in time = done for p*ssy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


DING DING DING! This is the ultimate truth.

The truest thing anyone ever said:

Western Civilization is the just the mating dance men do to impress women.

Posted by: zombie at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (N9G0H)

586 Brian's Song

funeral of a direct family member (not the wake)

when the Indians win the World Series
Posted by: a clockwork moron at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (jPuhR)
-----
I remember when Brian's Song was televised. I was in high school and we were talking about it the next day. One of my friends said, "My dad was goin' fruits. I had to turn the TV off!"

Ah, memories.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (PD1/H)

587 His shoes make the outfit.

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2020 04:05 PM (/669Q)

588 Ukraine's president Volodymyr Zelenskiy ousted Oleksiy Honcharuk as prime minister after just six months in a reshuffle on Wednesday, saying that "new brains and new hearts" were required to revive the economy and tackle corruption. At a special parliament session, lawmakers voted to accept the resignation of Honcharuk, 35, who left as Ukraine's youngest and most short-lived prime minister since independence in 1991.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2020 04:05 PM (3aI0K)

589 I rarely cry and I can't remember the last time I did. I used to know a guy who would cry over just about anything - a sentimental commercial - that kind of thing.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 04, 2020 04:05 PM (jSEze)

590 > Historically the age of marriage for women is actually closer to early twenties than mid-teens.

That depended entirely on the local culture and social status.

In the culture my great-grandmothers were born into, the man was expected to have a farm or a trade, while the woman was just expected to be able to take care of a house and children.

Most commonly the man would be mid to late 20s, the woman would be in mid to late teens.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 04:05 PM (lbYzk)

591 I have an Akubra from Australia (made on Stetson forms) that I bought about 100 years ago. I wear it occasionally, mostly when I am snowblowing the driveway. it does a great job of keeping the snow out of my eyes.

There is something a bit odd about wearing it. Fun, but strange. I keep having to shake the idea that I am posing as a cowboy,.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020


*
*

Snowy River, or Stockman?

Posted by: The Hortas at March 04, 2020 04:05 PM (Ejm1K)

592 *frowns*



So... do they go INSIDE the waders ....or what.....?

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

Shorts or swim trunks and sandals. No waders.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 04:06 PM (1CjJc)

593 And the fact that he's wearing a wedding dress and a stupid hat and she's wearing some skinny strapped thing that looks like it would be more appropriate in the Bahammas and they're they're both smiling or laughing tells me it's likely to be a big put on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 04:06 PM (WI7YS)

594 There is something a bit odd about wearing it. Fun, but strange. I keep having to shake the idea that I am posing as a cowboy,.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (dLLD6)
-------

I am experiencing massive cognitive dissonance right now.

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2020 04:06 PM (/669Q)

595 According to Ace, it's not crying if you are in the shower.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 04:06 PM (eSAgS)

596
*frowns*

So... do they go INSIDE the waders ....or what.....?
Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (8XRCm)


They're a brand of sandals for wearing in water. They do not go inside anything when worn.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 04:06 PM (pNxlR)

597 The best thing a man can do is whatever pleases him.
If you do that, enough women will notice and be attracted. Never change
a single damn thing about yourself to please a woman. Ever.


Posted by: Ancient Chinese Secret at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (oifcv)

*takes notes**ponders upcoming divorce*
*or death*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 04:07 PM (Orx/W)

598
WHAT CITY BOI WEARS SWIMTRUNKS TO GO FISHING ????

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 04:07 PM (8XRCm)

599 >>> > I posit that is acceptable for men to tear up silently during certain scenes in war movies.

Yes. Getting misty-eyed is acceptable there.
Likewise in movie scenes like Old Yeller having to be shot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 03:53 PM (lbYzk)

Field of Dreams.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 04:07 PM (hvf9s)

600 The ages I've seen are: 28 - fertility peaks, 30 - fertility begins to decline, 35 - fertility craters, 40 - have fun with your cats."

meh...I cussed around my high school sweetheart and she got pregnant both times.
Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2020 03:51 PM (XTiHL)

Funny, that is the same curve as Baseball players and other sports stars follow. Almost exactly.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 04:07 PM (eoQWY)

601 Tevas are for the boat / river.

Nice to be able to hop in and out and not have to cook your feet all dat.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 04:07 PM (eSAgS)

602 I rarely cry and I can't remember the last time I did. I used to know a guy who would cry over just about anything - a sentimental commercial - that kind of thing.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 04, 2020 04:05 PM (jSEze)
-------

Did you cry when you were pregnant? I can remember crying over things like diaper commercials, for Pete's sake. It was embarrassing.

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2020 04:07 PM (/669Q)

603 Akubras

A great looking hat.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 04:08 PM (CVRjO)

604
595 According to Ace, it's not crying if you are in the shower.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 04:06 PM (eSAgS)


What's the ruling on peeing in there - peeing or not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 04:08 PM (pNxlR)

605 598


WHAT CITY BOI WEARS SWIMTRUNKS TO GO FISHING ????

Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 04:07 PM (8XRCm)

You wear waders when it is middle of summer?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 04:08 PM (1CjJc)

606 Snowy River, or Stockman?

Posted by: The Hortas at March 04, 2020 04:05 PM (Ejm1K)

I think the Stockman, since it was the least tall one I could find.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020 04:08 PM (dLLD6)

607 >>You wear waders when it is middle of summer?


Depends on the river.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 04:09 PM (eSAgS)

608 Are ettes allowed to say "ovaries" here?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 04:09 PM (Orx/W)

609 15 is old enough to take care of a house and raise kids.

Yeah too immature to even consider that these days but conceivably so if raised right and trained from youth. But nine is just a little girl, that's horrible. Poor child

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

610 I rarely cry and I can't remember the last time I did. I used to know a guy who would cry over just about anything - a sentimental commercial - that kind of thing.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 04, 2020 04:05 PM (jSEze)

That can be cultural - even some very macho cultures can or did in the past allow weeping. Look at Homer where the heroes do a lot of weeping over things.

Now, other societies, like Romans, current North Europeans and English, they frown on that and you are supposed to hold back even under extreme circumstances.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 04:10 PM (eoQWY)

611 Snowy River, or Stockman?

Posted by: The Hortas at March 04, 2020 04:05 PM (Ejm1K)

I think the Stockman, since it was the least tall one I could find.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020


*
*

If it looks like the medium-brimmed hats actors in 1960s TV Westerns wore, then that's the Stockman. I've been tempted by those too. The Snowy River is wider-brimmed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 04:10 PM (Ejm1K)

612
Remember that Jason Bourne movie without Jason Bourne in it? Remember the drone strike on the mountain cabin?

Mr. "Climb Every Mountain" is badly in need of a drone strike.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 04:10 PM (pNxlR)

613 Oh, and by the way, high heels with fish net stockings over a slinky soft one piece nighty is not a dress. That is man candy

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh understanding wife at March 04, 2020 04:10 PM (2z133)

614 Funny story, went to what would be traditionally a black tie event (now more like semi-formal to informal, thanks to modern no-formality communist culture) and guess what? I saw one and only one ball gown, worn by a man with a beard.

What womyn don't realize is what is being lost. Ball gowns, evening gowns, cocktail dresses, et al were "special" garments for women, specifically to attract attention to their femininity. So they can be princesses in the social setting.

In the modern world where a women would rather hang her ass and camel toe out like a hooker in paint on leggings than throw a skirt on as we drift ever closer to the least common denominator of public female nudity;

What happens when dresses and gowns no longer mean what they mean? What happens when you see a fancy dress and ***expect*** it's being worn by a man because that's who wears them most often these days.

What happens when no matter what they do women can no longer be social princesses? When that whole dimension of femininity is gone? They are so wrapped around the communists fingers, they can't see this ideology isn't about giving anything to them, they already have it, it's about taking from them everything that makes a woman unique or special. It's about taking from them.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 04, 2020 04:10 PM (LO5Qy)

615 This was off Mt. Adams, direct from the glacier. It was cold, but refreshing.

And remember, this is bank fishing, hopping from boulder to boulder, over blowdowns and snags. No waders needed or desired. Tevas and shorts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 04:10 PM (1CjJc)

616
Did you cry when you were pregnant? I can
remember crying over things like diaper commercials, for Pete's sake.
It was embarrassing.



Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2020 04:07 PM (/669Q)
+++I do admit to being pretty emotional during my pregnancies and closer to tears more than usual.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 04, 2020 04:11 PM (jSEze)

617
Damn.


I dont even know what tevas are.....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2020 04:00 PM (8XRCm)








Athletic Crocs

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2020 04:11 PM (eXA4G)

618 What happens when no matter what they do women can
no longer be social princesses? When that whole dimension of femininity
is gone? They are so wrapped around the communists fingers, they can't
see this ideology isn't about giving anything to them, they already have
it, it's about taking from them everything that makes a woman unique or
special. It's about taking from them.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 04, 2020 04:10 PM (LO5Qy)

lately I've been telling Heidi that i want to retire to a country whee men are still men and women are still women. Spain maybe?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 04:12 PM (Orx/W)

619 I have an Akubra from Australia (made on Stetson forms) that I bought about 100 years ago. I wear it occasionally, mostly when I am snowblowing the driveway. it does a great job of keeping the snow out of my eyes.

There is something a bit odd about wearing it. Fun, but strange. I keep having to shake the idea that I am posing as a cowboy,.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020

*
*

Snowy River, or Stockman?
Posted by: The Hortas at March 04, 2020 04:05 PM (Ejm1K)

I bought a Civil War slouch hat - felt, shapable, wide brim back in the day and started wearing it in winter in Chicago when I lived there. Very good in winter weather, very good in rain, like having a no-hands umbrella.

It does soak through eventually in a rain, but if you aren't out forever it works out good.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 04:13 PM (eoQWY)

620 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (gd9RK)

Just stop it, Bander. Just because you had a pissy day is not a good reason to be a p**** to other posters. Just say "I had a bad day."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 04:13 PM (WI7YS)

621 583 {{LadyL}}}

Thanks for the hugs! I'm dating a Moron worthy guy right now with young children, and would love to be their stepmom if we got to that point. Hopefully he would not hate trying for more kids, have not had that convo yet. But we would have our hands full already. When I'm with them all I feel whole and complete, and my ovaries stop crying at me. So things are good right now.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 04:04 PM (hvf9s)


That is just wonderful, LizLem.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 04, 2020 04:14 PM (TdMsT)

622 Oh good bluebells here. bb, I'm getting worried that an ette is going to show up to the MOME with the same grass skirt I have on.


That would be a disaster!

*weeps*


Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 04:16 PM (Orx/W)

623 620
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2020 04:01 PM (gd9RK)



Just stop it, Bander. Just because you had a pissy day is not a good
reason to be a p**** to other posters. Just say "I had a bad day."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 04:13 PM (WI7YS)

He did. But its his ovaries.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 04, 2020 04:16 PM (Orx/W)

624 I want a tricornered hat.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 04, 2020 03:57 PM (wCmLp)

Need the coats to go with them or if won't look right.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 04, 2020 04:03 PM (J+mig)

There's a guy who dresses like that all the time in London, just because he likes it.

I also stumbled on a seamstress who wears 1890s/1900 period clothes in NYC all or a good part of the time. Working out how to make them out of old patterns is like a bit of detective work.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 04:19 PM (eoQWY)

625 Just stop it, Bander. Just because you had a pissy day is not a good
reason to be a p**** to other posters. Just say "I had a bad day."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 04:13 PM (WI7YS)

*claps hand over mouth and points finger at Bander*

Nuh Nuh, Bander. You got yelled at by Fen.

Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2020 04:21 PM (32YRo)

626 Just stop it, Bander. Just because you had a pissy day is not a good reason to be a p**** to other posters. Just say "I had a bad day."

Pish, Fen.

I did it for comic effect and it worked. I made myself laugh.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2020 04:24 PM (gd9RK)

627 I bet they can still bring it, but I seriously doubt Halford can hit those notes any more.

Well, I'm going to go and enjoy, not that I listen to them much. Only got into metal a few years back and i mostly listen to Scandinavian and German power and symphonic metal.

So I'm totally stoked to see Sabaton again. I went with my daughter to see them at the Worcester Palladium with Hammerfall in November, and didnt expect another chance til at least '21.

Posted by: LibraryGryffon at March 04, 2020 04:27 PM (dhD3A)

628 Police are hunting four men after an Asian student was battered by racists saying they 'don't want your coronavirus'.

*extreme skepticism rises*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

Not sure why that is racist. Dumb, and likely counterproductive, and 100 percent made up.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 04:27 PM (eoQWY)

629
522 Matt Stoller @matthewstoller
This is likely the last primary before we start reckoning with mass death. What is coming will change politics in ways that are hard to imagine.


Oh, do shut up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 04:29 PM (pNxlR)

630
*extreme skepticism rises*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

Not sure why that is racist. Dumb, and likely counterproductive, and 100 percent made up.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 04:27 PM (eoQWY)


So, you DON'T want to catch coronavirus from the victim, but you reinforce that by thumping on him and likely causing him to expel breath and spittle in which the coronavirus may reside?

Totes believable!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 04:32 PM (pNxlR)

631 If a man wants to wear a drees its ok. We have no predigest in Battleboro.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien of Brattleboro Vermont at March 04, 2020 04:38 PM (Tnijr)

632 "Fun" must be the British euphemism for "Trouser Sausage".
And that guy looks like he's hankering for a baker's dozen of hot throbbing fun.

Posted by: ken at March 04, 2020 04:47 PM (Ba+RP)

633 Regarding, the Senate race in Georgia this November. I was thinking about it even though I live in Texas and was wondering If there was going to be some sort of special election. But there isn't. Both Collins and Kelly Loeffler qualified for the Nov. 3 all-comers election in which they will be on the same ballot with Democrats, Libertarians and at least one independent.
From JVC:

Just before noon on Monday, the National Republican Senatorial Committee issued this broadside:

"Since announcing his Senate candidacy, DC Doug Collins own polling shows his campaign has been in a free fall...Collins is on a self-serving, spite-filled, political kamikaze mission that threatens to take down President Trump, the Republican majority in the United States Senate, two Senate seats and multiple House seats."

They're absolutely right about this and now I am pissed at Collins. He is going to cost us big time.
With both Republicans being on the ticket there is no way we win that seat.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2020 05:46 PM (wiXsO)

634 "Ian giggled."


There's a big clue right there.
I yelled "Run, Ethel!" But it was too late.

Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2020 06:38 PM (LNiBi)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0766 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.024 seconds, 643 records returned.
Page size 301 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!

Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat