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Real Headline from The Crazy Years: "Doctors suspended for removing transgender man's vagina without consent"
Losing one's vagina is every man's greatest fear.
Two doctors had their licenses suspended after removing a transgender man's vagina in London without his consent, according to a report. Dr. Marco Capece and Dr. Giulo Garaffa were found guilty in connection to the irreversible procedure on a transgender man -- who didn't discover until a week after the October 2016 surgery that his vagina was removed, Metro UK reported Tuesday. The patient, who wasn’t identified, said that he went in for two other procedures in his gender assignment process -- a hysterectomy and a metoidioplasty, an operation that gave him a penis. But he claims he never consented to the third procedure -- a vaginectomy -- that he received at Highgate Private Hospital.I mean, sure. Why not.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 26, 2020 04:02 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at February 26, 2020 04:02 PM (I9SqL)
Posted by: free tibet at February 26, 2020 04:02 PM (Zo1XC)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 26, 2020 04:03 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at February 26, 2020 04:03 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:04 PM (vEIlU)
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Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (f735k)
What scent is that candle?
Posted by: Catman at February 26, 2020 04:02 PM (SQRLs)"
According to an increasing number of people that regret their surgeries, apparently a quite awful one.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (67XdO)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (Y4EXg)
never mind
Posted by: db at February 26, 2020 04:04 PM (Ps2wy)
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Yeah, you either wanted it or you didn't, right?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh wait. Already done, kinda, by Pedro Almodovar. A horror.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Catman at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (SQRLs)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (f735k)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)
so he wanted both a penis and a vagina
Sorry, this woman needs help
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (0OmEj)
I mean, okay, but maybe she should have specified the desired outcome on her intake forms.
Posted by: Razell at February 26, 2020 04:05 PM (2B4wA)
Posted by: Catman at February 26, 2020 04:02 PM (SQRLs)
Rotting corpse and sadness.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Just wanted to keep all my options open, mate.
Posted by: London Tranny at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (lbYzk)
This is a madness that I pray soon passes, it gets more crazed and bizarre every year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: Billy Preston at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sooner at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (vCA4F)
Aw hell, you know what I mean.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (vgGyZ)
Fixed that for them.
Posted by: London Tranny at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (lbYzk)
Why? Maybe he/she thought he/she could penetrate her/his own cooter with her/his own dick?
None of this makes sense.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (+lVUW)
What the hell is going on around here?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)
How common is this procedure?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2020
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What's the one where the doctors remove the uterus? Hysterectomy, that's it, from the Greek word for the uterus. There's another English word that comes from it too. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: lizabth at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (L3Rsz)
market up 1.25%
I predict it will close negative, but not much.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 09:45 AM
-123
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (YLYCU)
Seriously. It's not fucking irreversible. It was manually built the first time. They rebuild tranny's all day long.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (ZGrMX)
Weinstein, was that evergreen state college professor attacked by sjw's for crimethink part of the dark net or something,
Posted by: gaius martius at February 26, 2020 04:03 PM (hMlTh)
Ohhhhhh that's who that is. The re-education camps did wonders!
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: no good deed at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (EFiUo)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (Oq/TM)
Cordless drill, wire wheel, needle and thread.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
I can see how that could take a week to notice.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (ppBhU)
Hysterectomy, that's it, from the Greek word for
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Hysterical.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Old Dude at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)
It's a mass hysteria. These things run their course, and people that got caught up in it and go "what the hell was I thinking?"
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (f735k)
procedures in his gender assignment process -- a hysterectomy and a
metoidioplasty, an operation that gave him a penis.
So this he/she/xe wanted to have both a penis and a vagina at the same time?
How the fcvk does that even work?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (I9SqL)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (Qf83p)
While not helpful in this specific case, it's often useful to remember that you can often keep things straight (see what I did there?) by simply substituting "trans" with "fake".
"Trans woman" = "fake woman".
"Trans man" = "fake man".
Posted by: Pro Tip Guy at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (v0R5T)
Sorry, this woman needs help
Yeah, how is that even possible?I would think the vagina is retained so that [pronoun] could still experience, uh, biologically appropriate pleasure??
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (r+sAi)
A man had his vagina removed. Tell me again how we on the right are anti-science?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (mpeBU)
There is only sooooo much room down there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (NgKpN)
The doctors were overheard saying "Futanari are an abomination! No futas!" as they carved out her cooter.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (N9G0H)
Dude, you can't literally go f' yourself.
Posted by: no good deed
Although teenage boys have tried from time immemorial.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2020
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The thrill of victory, and the agony of de feet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (f735k)
Posted by: Razell at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (2B4wA)
But he claims he never consented to the third procedure -- a vaginectomy -
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DUDE WANTS IT ALL !
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (v0R5T)
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A man had his vagina removed. Tell me again how we on the right are anti-science?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (mpeBU)
Woman. Transman means it's a she trying to be a he.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (fp3O8)
Posted by: Caliban
Don't even try to figure it out. Just point and laugh.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Roy at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Men, albeit pansy fags, can do this. Well, as long as they're not sportin a woody at the time.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: jwest at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (U6f/q)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020
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Time to clam up, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Dr Indiana Jones at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (f735k)
Hysterectomy, that's it, from the Greek word for
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Hysterical.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (SMh/7)
Hysterium!
Posted by: Psuedelos, a Slave of Rome at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (NgKpN)
DUDE WANTS IT ALL !
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (v0R5T)
42 - 39 - 56
YOU COULD SAY SHE HAD IT ALL!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
...he went in for two other procedures in his gender assignment process -- a hysterectomy and a metoidioplasty, an operation that gave him a penis.
But he claims he never consented to the third procedure -- a vaginectomy...
They make the Frankenpenis outta the vulva.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Leonidas at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
It feels a lot more deliberate than that, like policy and design rather than crowd madness. The NYC law, the directives to news organizations, the social media company bans and censorship. Its a blanket attempt to manipulate society and culture.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)
Some people like to keep their options open. Like really, really open.
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (I9SqL)
Posted by: no good deed at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (MmFTx)
What the hell is going on around here?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)
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I don't believe that you actually want the answers to these questions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Old Dude at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (Oq/TM)
Here's a rusty spoon and a can opener. You can figure it out.
Posted by: Sooner at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (axyOa)
Nah, it started as a woman.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (f735k)
Clamshell.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (qexAi)
Trans = pretend.
Transman is a pretend man => a woman.
Posted by: Roy at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Dr Indiana Jones
"Yeah that worked real well for you, didn't it?"
--Belloc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:10 PM (v0R5T)
She's not a dude nor will she ever be no matter how many surgeries she gets or hormones she takes.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (EFiUo)
Radio commercials lately have been telling them there's something called "hypogonadism."
Well, I'll be.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)
The left is not just brainwashing the young into marxists, commies and socialists, etc, but they are now crippling them into very weak individuals with psychosis who could never live independent or think independent again.
This is nuts.
The story on Tucker's show last night where the Democrats in the state of Washington are - in stealth mode - sneaking a bill through that will not charge someone who purposely gives HIV to anyone. Knowingly and/or on purpose. They changed the crime from a felon to a misdemeanor, meaning no punishment.
They say, intolerant which is ridiculous, but also argue that there is a daily drug HIV people can take now to manage it, so it's not that bad...wtf?
People are going to start taking things into their own hands if they keep allowing this kind of cruel punishment and true crimes against healthy and normal people. This is literally hurting another human being without their knowledge. They will suffer the rest of their lives.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (vEIlU)
aagghh
Posted by: m at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (v0R5T)
What the hell is going on around here?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2020 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)
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I don't believe that you actually want the answers to these questions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (q80AH)
JackStraw has such dedication to his craft that he will pursue questions no one wants answers to.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (YLYCU)
Maybe a little higher and a little to the left?
Posted by: Decorator at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (f735k)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: ptschett at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (32eGV)
Posted by: Regular joe
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No, he didn't want a nut job. (as near as I can figure)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (Y4EXg)
I said this morning I'm gonna talk about subs.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: Chris W at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (P7iDO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
Did they somehow find he/she/ xe claimed were some other gender and decided to kidnap that person to change the he/ she/xe back to what they were?
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Leonidas at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (u6xw0)
There is a professional "Hide and go Fuck Yourself" league.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (f735k)
Posted by: JT at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (Oq/TM)
It's a body___ disorder, same as anorexia. We don't tell anorexics that yes, they are really fat and strap their emaciated frames into a liposuction chair.
The objective reality must overrule the patient's false self___. This is entirely backwards from the treatment of every similar condition.
A man claiming to be a woman is no less absurd than claiming to be the rightful Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (QE8X6)
..........
Or, you can just skip the first step.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (v0R5T)
Can we go a day without this sort of thing?
I'm sick of fags and trannys.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (YLYCU)
Fags and Trannys is opening on Broadway next week.
Posted by: Roy at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
Well, yes, but the AMA recommends Liquid Nails.
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: dananjcon at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM (f735k)
A man claiming to be a woman is no less absurd than claiming to be the rightful Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (J+mig)
Yeah, because that's my job. Can't be two of us now can there?
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM (qexAi)
Bottom line: This one ain't reproducing.
Posted by: Old Dude
There's always parthenogenesis. Works for turkeys.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020
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Time to clam up, I guess.
I'm gonna mussel in on this.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM (gd9RK)
Didn't Californian already do that?
Posted by: no good deed at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM (YLYCU)
I'm guessing there is a lawyer involved.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM (Y8OTr)
Posted by: socalcon at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (m7HUx)
Maybe a little higher and a little to the left?
Posted by: Decorator at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (f735k)
Just put it on the forehead, plenty of room.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020
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How come we never saw Dr. McCoy or Beverly Crusher having to deal with this sort of thing? Somebody who not only wanted to shift sex, but also change to an alien race?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:11 PM (N9G0H)
FTFY.
Those surgeries get more and more horrifying the more you find out about them.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (EFiUo)
Posted by: MaDuece at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (QE8X6)
..........
Or, you can just skip the first step.
Posted by: wth
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Or, put the okra on a cutting board, cut it finely while mixing with some good oil, scrape it off and eat the cutting board.
WOOD or PLASTIC - IT DOESN'T MATTER !!
There! You all happy now??
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (N9G0H)
Why is that funny?
Posted by: AquaMan at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (e284m)
But, not as confused as they are, thank goodness.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 26, 2020 04:13 PM (J+mig)
I'm sure there are plastic surgeons who would do just that for enough money.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (DQ4Dc)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (wCmLp)
What rhymes with vagina?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (YLYCU)
Maybe a little higher and a little to the left?
Posted by: Decorator at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (f735k)
Just put it on the forehead, plenty of room.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2020
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The forehead location would certainly save time in ID'ing what he/she/it is supposed to be this week.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (Ejm1K)
We saw Bev Crusher's transitioning son all to often.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (m45I2)
And God made sure he took the okra with him.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Scuba Dude
And these evil people are encouraging children into thinking they're "trans".
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (90T4r)
The host/ess "Cory" greeted us. Xe/Xhe was over 6' tall, had long, sparkly earrings, a pile of ringlets on top of Xis/Xer head, sparkly eyeshadow, and a cute cardigan over Xis/Xer shoulders.
As we were leaving, Cory invited us to return in March for the "Gay Burlesque" they'd be hosting upstairs in the Chapel (a wedding venue).
My husband said after we left, "Well, I'm thankful we didn't have to struggle to figure out a pronoun."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (V9dnO)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (Qf83p)
So she had her uterus and ovaries removed, plus an addadictomy, but she wanted to keep her vagina?
I'm guessing there is a lawyer involved.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Certainly not a structural engineer.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2020 04:17 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2020 04:17 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (Ejm1K)
Original series had a Woman who somehow transformed herself into Kirk.
Posted by: Don Q at February 26, 2020 04:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2020 04:17 PM (rmY2H)
The only thing making it bearable is Trump's crushing of the lefty policies.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2020 04:17 PM (jUVms)
man's vagina in London without his consent, according to a report.
On the upside: two less doctors out there performing these surgeries?
In general, doctors are in a weird spot with trans patients because some (most, all?) expect to be treated medically according to their gender identity, not biological sex (see: Yaniv). As a result, they are expected to perform tests, diagnose based on the wrong sex (i.e. not consider pregnancy for a transman patient, not consider prostate issues for a transwoman).
What are they supposed to do: rule out legit tests and possible diagnoses to conform to the patient's identity, potentially harming their patient/not giving the right care, OR provide care based on their biological sex, potentially hurting their feelings *and* being sued, maybe lose license? Catch-22.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:17 PM (bDqIh)
But, not as confused as they are, thank goodness.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (QzF6i)
Testosterone increases sex drive, so female to male usually feel much hornier.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:17 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: tubal
Silly Putty
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 04:17 PM (vd8XM)
I'm sick of fags and trannys.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (YLYCU)
aye
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (vEIlU)
114 Losing your vagina seems really careless.
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (90T4r)
And not noticing for a week elevates that to just plain stupid.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (TdMsT)
That's real purty.
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (Y8OTr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (H8Xso)
What rhymes with vagina?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (YLYCU)
Finer.
Nothing could be finer than to be in a..... in the Morrrrrrrrnnnning
Nothing could be sweeter than to stick her with my peter in the morrrrrrrrnnning.
I renounce myself.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (e284m)
Posted by: dantesed at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (88xKn)
Seriously, has there ever been a worse-titled tv show than Voyage To The Bottom of the Sea?
They did nothing of the sort. It wasn't a voyage to the bottom of the sea. That was not at all their purpose in any episode.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (r+sAi)
And yet it would be "Transphobic Hate Speech" to point out that this is all the result of a fetish gone too far.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (EFiUo)
We saw Bev Crusher's transitioning son all to often.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2020
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Any time Beverly was on screen, I wasn't looking at anybody else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2020 04:16 PM (V9dnO)
No, because he was old fashioned.
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: JROD at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (DUg/L)
So what was up with the Thresher? I sort of remember reading a book about it when I was a kid.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I think they relocate the clit to somewhere on the new "penis". Same thing with the reverse surgery... most of the penis is removed, but the most sensitive part of the glans is retained and becomes the new clit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020
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Time to clam up, I guess.
I'm gonna mussel in on this.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:14 PM
Mollusk Love!
by Captain and Tennille
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (V9dnO)
Maybe a little higher and a little to the left?
Posted by: Decorator at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (f735k)
Just put it on the forehead, plenty of room.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (aS1PU)
..........
and put the balls on her chin?
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (v0R5T)
It was deemed too crazy to be believable in a sci fi show back then. Now we live it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (Y8OTr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)
What a friggin' horror show.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (aS1PU)
I think they relocate the clit to somewhere on the new "penis". Same thing with the reverse surgery... most of the penis is removed, but the most sensitive part of the glans is retained and becomes the new clit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Ipecac in comment form.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Ever been to Mexico or Thailand?
There are plenty.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (EFiUo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (Ejm1K)
Sweeps week! Time to add a Crusher/Troi workout scene...
Posted by: TNG Writers at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (Ejm1K)
Original series had a Woman who somehow transformed herself into Kirk.
Posted by: Don Q at February 26, 2020
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True. Some kind of ancient alien science/device, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Am I the only one that winced while'st reading that?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (r+sAi)
Wouldn't you have to put the schlong on your knee or something? I'm trying to visualize the geometry of that.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (RD7QR)
Not even
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (KZzsI)
Whatever happened to Quizno's? They used to be like, everywhere.
Posted by: that guy who always takes things in the wrong context at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (h5TKJ)
Should have used velcro to start with.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)
Double A *beep beep* MCO.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
http://www.ucd.ie/vetanat/images/50.gif
(it's a veterinary line drawing, not disgusting)
Took one for the team there. Trust me, you don't want to see some of the images that come up when you search for "boar penis" or "pig penis".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (lbYzk)
*******
Let me preface this with a heartfelt "Sorry grandma!"
Parts - a limerick
There once was a transgendered stripper
Went in for little tuck and nipper
The docs installed a pole
But she asked to keep her hole
So they fitted her out with a zipper!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (m45I2)
149
So she had her uterus and ovaries removed, plus an addadictomy, but she wanted to keep her vagina?
I'm guessing there is a lawyer involved.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Certainly not a structural engineer.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2020 04:17 PM (T6t7i)
I blame civil engineers. Who else would put a playground right next to a sewer?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (N39Ws)
114 Losing your vagina seems really careless.
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2020 04:12 PM (90T4r)
And not noticing for a week elevates that to just plain stupid.
well, s/h/it had a new toy to play with. kinda distracted.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (sGtp+)
I think they relocate the clit to somewhere on the new "penis". Same thing with the reverse surgery... most of the penis is removed, but the most sensitive part of the glans is retained and becomes the new clit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (lbYzk)
Oh, thanks. That's damned disgusting, and ridiculous. And unnecessary. But mostly ridiculous.
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: dananjcon at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (/669Q)
Forced participation in mental illness. No thanks.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (ppBhU)
I think they relocate the clit to somewhere on the new "penis". Same
thing with the reverse surgery... most of the penis is removed, but the
most sensitive part of the glans is retained and becomes the new clit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Am I the only one that winced while'st reading that?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (Y4EXg)
My vagina clammed shut.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mike G. at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (sKZ8P)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February
better for everybody if your thoughts are restrained.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Bernie taking his pills at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
It may be overblown and "they" may be trying to create a hysteria, but there do seem to be legit reasons for concern. It is more deadly, not always just for the elderly. and there are many aspects that seem to make it harder to stop ... like asymptomatic spread and long time that it may be viable ... and maybe it doesn't end in the summer ... lots we still don't know.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (Cus5s)
His administration just stopped the NYC storm surge project, a darling of the AGW crowd.
https://tinyurl.com/qmvo5jf
link goes to NYT
Posted by: kallisto at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Sierra Club at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (Qf83p)
This shit makes no fucking sense, and yet to go along with the delusions of a tiny minority of lunatics, the English language gets turned to rubbish.
Fuck these fucking fucks.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)
The Athenians developed a fascination with hermaphroditism prior to their loss of the Peloponnesian War with the Spartans, ending the Golden Age of Greece. One of the last Roman emperors, Elagabalus, would be considered 'transgender' in the modern sense. And then the barbarians came knocking.
Interesting to note that Alaric, King of the Visigoths, was disgusted by the wanton slaughter of the gladiatorial games held in his honor by remaining Roman nobles attempting to appease him.
The barbarians who sacked Rome get a bad rap.
Posted by: troyriser at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (E2EAq)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (N9G0H)
I don't know. I got nothing.
Posted by: Biergood at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (yb6r+)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (f735k)
>>> In other words, let's have this conversation *in public* so everyone can hear, everyone can see the Democrats defend the indefensible
Oregon Muse?! I love you, my fellow Oregonian, but please tell me you don't actually believe the MSM will permit this discussion?!
Oh,Dear, Naive Boy!
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (xptlg)
It was deemed too crazy to be believable in a sci fi show back then. Now we live it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
Not a problem - you just figure out the brain patterns that make you you, and then you use the transporter to move those into a different/alien body.
The transporter is, effectively "G d". It creates matter from energy, in any shape you want, provided you give it the model to work with.
And all Picard ever made with it was "Earl Grey, Hot".
If Kirk had realized he'd have been asking for "Erin Grey, Hot"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM (Ejm1K)
Sweeps week! Time to add a Crusher/Troi workout scene...
Posted by: TNG Writers at February 26, 2020
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I just saw one this week, in an episode where Deanna has an affair with a negotiator played by Matt McCoy. (My reaction to his casting now is, "Will The Hartford/AARP insure your shuttlecraft?")
Deanna and Beverly work out in leotards. Nice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (QE8X6)
Writer 1: I'm stuck what to do with Troi this episode, its in her contract she has to have a certain number of minutes.
Writer 2: just have wardrobe drop her neck line a bit more.
Writer 1: she already has to shave to wear that outfit, any more and we'll get banned from TV
*goes back to writing yet another "holodeck takes over the ship" epsiode*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (KZzsI)
than crowd madness. The NYC law, the directives to news organizations,
the social media company bans and censorship. Its a blanket attempt to
manipulate society and culture.
Yes. It is frightening. So many of these kids are destroying their bodies.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (N9G0H)
NEVER watch video of any of these surgeries unless you want to be unable to eat for the following week.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (EFiUo)
Posted by: kallisto at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (J+mig)
OT
Trump sues New York Times for libel over Russia 'conspiracy' op-ed
keep up the pressure
drain the money
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (vEIlU)
There is actually a technical name for it? Vaginectomy?
How common is this procedure?
Posted by: JackStraw
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For a while there, ob/gyns were routinely prescribing a drug called diethylstilbestrol to pregnant women, and it was later linked to reproductive cancers in their daughters. Some very young women had to have their vaginas removed as a result.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (E8bmX)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (n13/j)
IIRC, the engine stopped so they couldn't rise using the planes, so they tried an emergency blow, but they were at depth, and that froze the air pipes so they were clogged with ice and couldn't empty the ballast tanks and thus down down down to crush depth.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (Y8OTr)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (Wm5SB)
In one episode, Crusher did fall in love with a dude from an alien race that changes its sex every so often or something. She rejected him when he became a her, but had the sadz about it.
Posted by: spindrift at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (h5TKJ)
[Doctor...]
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (RD7QR)
Interesting to note that Alaric, King of the Visigoths, was disgusted by the wanton slaughter of the gladiatorial games held in his honor by remaining Roman nobles attempting to appease him.
The barbarians who sacked Rome get a bad rap.
Posted by: troyriser at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (E2EAq)
Also of note the Roman family unit had collapsed and there was the implied sexual decadence.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (qexAi)
Regina (the Latin word for queen, not the girl's name that uses a different pronunciation)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
Spock and Kirk's communicators gave better clarity from miles under a planet's surface than O'Keefe's microphones do right next to guy.
I know, I know... get over it and move on to this thread.
Posted by: jwest at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (U6f/q)
Parts - a limerick
There once was a transgendered stripper
Went in for little tuck and nipper
The docs installed a pole
But she asked to keep her hole
So they fitted her out with a zipper!
Posted by: Muldoon
Oy
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (YLYCU)
They cut out a chunk from elsewhere and use it to make the dick, grafting in nerves and such from your existing equipment.
Posted by: TNG Writers at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (Y8OTr)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (f735k)
"Experts have warned that the President's lack of credibility would imperil the country in an emergency. Those fears may be coming true."
Because it was on CNN's website.
Posted by: Roy at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (f735k)
Or "buyvalve", down on the stroll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (H8Xso)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (aKsyK)
So what was up with the Thresher? I sort of remember reading a book about it when I was a kid.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:18 PM
Some good evidence the Rooskies sunk her in retaliation for the loss of one of theirs.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (axyOa)
He wanted to keep her vagina. That's the best I can make out.
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (QE8X6)
So he could go fuck himself?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:22 PM (N9G0H)
The fake vagina can only be made of penile tissue, which women don't have.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (EFiUo)
So what was up with the Thresher?
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IIRC, the engine stopped so they couldn't rise using the planes, so they tried an emergency blow, but they were at depth, and that froze the air pipes so they were clogged with ice and couldn't empty the ballast tanks and thus down down down to crush depth.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Sounds like a good sub movie.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (YLYCU)
Yeah the transporter was the ultimate weapon but nobody ever used it. In the board game Starfleet Battles some alien race used it for a weapon and transportation (beaming their entire ship around) but that's the only place I've ever heard about it being used intelligently.
Basically it created a gigantic plot problem that writers usually solved by making the stupid thing break down or not be usable for some reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February
It sunk.
Nobody knows why for sure.
Interesting theories.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2020 04:19 PM (aS1PU)
...........
FRANKENCROTCH
Posted by: Bernie taking his pills at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
Really, it's a Vagina.
It couldn't have gotten very far.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (f735k)
OMG ROFL
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: dananjcon at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
not that sub
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (HALdu)
George Clooney 'saddened' Nespresso reportedly linked to farms utilizing child labor.
Welcome to the fucking world you ignorant dolt.
That's the way most of the world has to live.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM
Jane, if you're trying to change the subject, gotta do better than that.
How about those Mariners!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2020 04:09 PM (NgKpN)
Taint sew.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (H8Xso)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ted K. at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (N9G0H)
NEVER watch video of any of these surgeries unless you want to be unable to eat for the following week.
Posted by: Surfperch
More pro advice:
Do NOT research the word "nullo." Makes normal trannies look sane.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 04:25 PM (N9G0H)
Not even Tits McGee Counselor Troi, the most worthless character in movie history?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020
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No. In my hierarchy of Women I Find Stunning, Redheads With Fair Skin come first, then Brunettes With Tans, and then Brunettes with Fair Skin. So Deanna was two steps down the list.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (bML9A)
How come we never saw Dr. McCoy or Beverly Crusher having to deal with this sort of thing? Somebody who not only wanted to shift sex, but also change to an alien race?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Because that's the distant future where they've put mankind's barbarian practices behind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (E8bmX)
It couldn't have gotten very far.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (f735k)
It's probably still circling the parking lot trying to find the exit.
Posted by: Roy at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (gYKMg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
Barbarians might be cruel and barbaric, but they usually have a very strong moral code they live by. Civilized people are all into these nuances and gray areas but are soft and weak.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
"I think it speaks to the fundamental, en
demic corruption of the Democratic Party establishment that you had to pay... multiple thousands of dollars to get into that room."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Eek, a penis! at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
FRANKENCROTCH
Posted by: Bernie taking his pills at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
I got this.....
Posted by: John Wayne Bobbit at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (XxJt1)
imperil the country in an emergency. Those fears may be coming true."
Because it was on CNN's website.
- - -
Any by experts, they mean Jim Acosta.
That was the essence of his question yesterday in India that invited a Trump verbal slap.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM
It's raining cats and dogs.
What's this?
And vaginas?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Razell at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (2B4wA)
I told him to go fuck himself and slammed the receiver down.
30 mins later he calls back and says "now what"?
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)
Dunno much about Star Trek but wouldn't the transporter explain the post scarcity society? And because they were a post scarcity society, everyone became retarded.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller
It can't be hard to do. My ex told me that quite often.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (SMh/7)
Yeah the transporter was the ultimate weapon but nobody ever used it. In the board game Starfleet Battles some alien race used it for a weapon and transportation (beaming their entire ship around) but that's the only place I've ever heard about it being used intelligently.
Basically it created a gigantic plot problem that writers usually solved by making the stupid thing break down or not be usable for some reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)
The fact that transporter scramblers aren't a standard part of every starship is a huge plot hole.
It pissed me off watching Way of the Warrior. Klingons shouldn't have been able to beam directly to the Ops Center, and there was no reason to fight them on the Promenade. Just pull back, seal all the doors, and blow a couple of windows to suck them all into space.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Vanya at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (H5ZlJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (axyOa)
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Some good evidence the Rooskies sunk her in retaliation for the loss of one of theirs.
Really? Interesting. There would be a good movie in how that didn't turn into WWIII.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (Y8OTr)
I had a very heated phone call with a client early in my career.
I told him to go fuck himself and slammed the receiver down.
30 mins later he calls back and says "now what"?
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (HALdu)
LMAO. Classic.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (Orx/W)
Had a professor who was a civil service physicist back in the day, specializing in sonar.
He was assigned to the Thresher, but wasn't at sea when it was lost (it wasn't his "shift", or whatever they call the alternating Blue/Gold crews). Then he was assigned to the Scorpion, but wasn't at sea when it was lost.
Then he quit Navy work and became a college professor. Two was two too many.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (pUyky)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (n13/j)
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Serious question: How do you remove a hole?
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM
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Great Stuff Expanding Foam
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, I agree, pathologies are unfunny after a while.
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (90T4r)
In one episode, Crusher did fall in love with a dude from an alien race that changes its sex every so often or something. She rejected him when he became a her, but had the sadz about it.
Posted by: spindrift at February 26, 2020
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The Trill, the race that moved to a new host body every 70 years or something like that. The story had Riker acting as temporary host for the entity that had been in the male body Beverly liked, and so Beverly and Will were involved for a bit. But then, as you say, the new host was female. "Uh, no. Thanks."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (Ejm1K)
It apparently crushed in 1/20th of a second, so it would still be in one very flat piece.
Posted by: jwest at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (U6f/q)
http://www.ucd.ie/vetanat/images/50.gif
(it's a veterinary line drawing, not disgusting)
Took one for the team there. Trust me, you don't want to see some of the images that come up when you search for "boar penis" or "pig penis".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (lbYzk)
that ought to spice up the google served ads
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (Wm5SB)
There is terrible discrimination agin' transmen compared to transwomen, you see. By nature. You can relatively easily make a pussy out of a dick, but you can't easily make a dick out of a pussy.
There are two approached. One is to grow the clit (androgens), then cut some ligaments out and pull as much of the internal shaft out, and then reroute the urethra through said elongated, pulled-out clit.
That makes a little wee-willy that can get halfway erect. Maybe. It's a crap shoot if anything works because all that cutting and slicing and repositioning can damage the nerves involved.
The second approach to get a bigger, more normal size looking dick is to skin grafts and make a roll of skin. Reroute the urethra through the roll of skin.
That is non-functional as far as erections, of course. So, you can put one of those pump things in to pump it up hard.
This is all madness, of course, but they do this shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (XxJt1)
To even consider such an operation you must either be mentally ill, conditioned into believing it'll improve your sex life or some combination of the two.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (EFiUo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:29 PM (f735k)
Barbarians might be cruel and barbaric, but they usually have a very strong moral code they live by. Civilized people are all into these nuances and gray areas but are soft and weak.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
Barbarians are not terribly cruel by the standards of say, the Persians. Or the Carthaginians. Or Greeks. Or Romans.
Their barbarism is found in their lack of plumbing, and the fact they wear pants.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:30 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: US Clam Council at February 26, 2020 04:30 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (bML9A)
Someone told him, "GFY"?
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 04:30 PM (XxJt1)
Not
a problem - you just figure out the brain patterns that make you you,
and then you use the transporter to move those into a different/alien
body.
just be careful not to accidently invert the polarity.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2020 04:30 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM
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Little known fact: ACME Inc, after almost going out of business with the coyote lawsuits in the 1960s-70s, went on to become the major parts supplier for Starfleet.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 04:30 PM (axyOa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 04:30 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at February 26, 2020 04:30 PM (gYKMg)
There are medical situations (ambiguous genitalia) where plastic reconstructive genital surgery can be useful in terms of developmental self-identity and even function.
But as an elective surgery it's twisted and perverse.
And on that note, I am out of here.
Endeavour to keep trying to strive to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 26, 2020 04:31 PM (m45I2)
I really have no idea what any of those words in that particular order mean.
I guess if someone hits me over the head with a "woke bat" it will all make more sense.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 26, 2020 04:31 PM (0CeRG)
https://tinyurl.com/tlzzhkj
Dang, that thing was cramped and tiny inside.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)
Mismanagement, poor customer experience at a lot of locations, and Subway adding toaster ovens.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2020 04:31 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:31 PM (8erNz)
........
Angina.
Posted by: Bernie taking his pills at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Someones in the kitchen with Dinah
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2020 04:31 PM (TD9KB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:31 PM (gd9RK)
It doesn't matter what the surgery is, that's still not right.
I've done some work on cases like this and even with it being in the UK, I can tell you how this happened.
Surgeon comes in to do the surgery. Surgeon is not familiar with the patient because surgeon is a specialist. Surgeon's seen the file about the surgery. Surgeon is SUPPOSED to make sure consent is appropriate. Surgeon does not because hey time for surgery and that's what all those nurses and other people are for. Surgeon is too important to do admin tasks like that.
Doctor is the one who scheduled and coordinated everything. Doctor realizes boy howdy we surprise ottered this but good. Doctor then has office fake paperwork to cover Doctor's ass.
Yeah, stuff like this happens way way way more than people think. There's a reason why if you are having surgery done on a body part, you need to right SURGERY HERE and NO SURGERY HERE on your body.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 26, 2020 04:31 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller
It can't be hard to do. My ex told me that quite often.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (SMh/7)
It all depends on anogenital distance.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (EFiUo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (JoUsr)
Serious question: How do you remove a hole?
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (QE8X6)
Right? maybe by "remove" they mean "filled in".
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (Orx/W)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 04:30 PM (lbYzk)
Because we already had the shitty songs thread earlier today.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
I feel some sympathy for the doctors. They're dealing with crazy. But I
admit, I don't feel a lot of sympathy for them. Why are they removing
perfectly health organs to begin with? Doesn't the Hippocratic Oath tell
them to do no harm?
Exactly. Kinda like feeling bad for a doctor who chooses to specialize in elective abortion. I don't.
Pretty sure there's good money in this as every Lefty politician wants to ensure these procedures are free.
I imagine the pharmaceutical companies who make the drugs for trans are happy that it's a growth industry right now.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM
start of a blizzard here
so it sux
but I did do some pandemic shopping today
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
not that sub
Posted by: not so at February
dammit, you are right I was wrong. was reading a story about the families of the scoprion trying to get more details the other day.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (QE8X6)
.........
Flex Tape! Hooooo-doggie!
Posted by: Phil Swift at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (v0R5T)
And those mascots that looked like dessicated vermin found in a rodent trap 6 months after you set it.
Those didn't help.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (f735k)
Angina.
Posted by: Bernie taking his pills at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Ocarina
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (Qf83p)
Mismanagement, poor customer experience at a lot of locations, and Subway adding toaster ovens.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2020 04:31 PM (ZGrMX)
We have one here at the airport. I eat there every couple of weeks or so, when I don't feel like packing a lunch.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (pUyky)
Do they make nuclear ships, too?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: SUG at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (dMrJJ)
Because we've been making that joke/reference for years?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (bDqIh)
When they construct a penis, can the recipient dictate its length? Its thickness and color?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at February 26, 2020 04:30 PM (gYKMg)
Ribbed! for more pleasure!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Surfperch
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"It's not the nail" comes to mind:
https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Bernie taking his pills at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Ocarina
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (hLRSq)
Macarena.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (vEIlU)
I need to buy some more canned goods, etc. Still have tons of bottled water and other stuff from hurricane prep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (+y/Ru)
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What's the point? So that the woman can pretend she's a man when she wants to f*ck another woman, and then pretend she's a woman when she wants to get f*cked by a man?
How does that go, exactly? "Hang on just a minute, stud, while I tuck in my fake dick?"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (Qf83p)
We'd like to be, but we're still at work.
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM
Pretty muggy here, my crotch is sweating and the stitches are itching.
Posted by: Girl who no longer has her vagina at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (v0R5T)
Basically it created a gigantic plot problem
that writers usually solved by making the stupid thing break down or not
be usable for some reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)
Wasn't the Holodeck some sort of transient transporter device? By transient I mean, no permanence to the objects it generated. Though how THAT works would be open to question. I still can't figure out how you manage 'space' as in a cityscape, for example, in the confined space of the holodeck. You can only slightly curve someone's path for so long to fool their head into thinking they're moving in straight lines.
It would have made more sense if it transported YOU into some three space area internal to the machine, or scaled you down to micro size.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (ZVgXE)
Well and the blood eagles, heads on stakes, slaughter of entire villages, beheadings, etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (KZzsI)
It's kinda neat they figured out to build a small nuclear reactor way back in the 50's??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (YLYCU)
And let us remember that by '40s-50s standards the US fleet boats were air-conditioned and far more spacious and comfortable than most everyone else's.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (8erNz)
The guy who started it sold it/left and then started SmashBurger.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (bDqIh)
Really funny and now will probably have a name like that after the survivors stumble out of the wreckage.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM
You may be correct...I was trying to remember something about it. The Glomar Explorer story was a side event...raising the Russian sub.
Memory is the second thing to go.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (axyOa)
Flex Tape! Hooooo-doggie!
Posted by: Phil Swift at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (v0R5T)
I sawed this VAGINA in half!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)
The Trill, the race that moved to a new host body every 70 years or something like that. The story had Riker acting as temporary host for the entity that had been in the male body Beverly liked, and so Beverly and Will were involved for a bit. But then, as you say, the new host was female. "Uh, no. Thanks."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February
no, he is thinking of the green energy thing that lived in a light and would come out at night and do bev and suck energy out of her.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (RKQ/v)
What a shocking bad hat!
Posted by: Vanya at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (H5ZlJ)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (a/dOO)
Probably find a sudden and intense interest in chastity.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2020
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When this person goes shopping, does he/she/it spend 4 hours flipping through every rack at the department store, or is it "Get in, find what I want, purchase, get out"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 04:20 PM (lbYzk)
can't we ever be done with the Weinstein stories?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 26, 2020 04:06 PM
++++
verrrryyy carefully.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (+y/Ru)
>> How has this thread gone on this long without someone posting King Missile's "Detachable Penis"?
Because we've been making that joke/reference for years?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (bDqIh)
We have!? Lol...I am such an innocent.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Girl who no longer has her vagina at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (f735k)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (QE8X6)
I have tried and tried to fill them, but a) there are far too many, and b) it is never permanent.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (6rS3m)
I want to be a man, but I also really enjoy yeast infections.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM
You may be correct...I was trying to remember something about it. The Glomar Explorer story was a side event...raising the Russian sub.
Memory is the second thing to go.
Posted by: Diogenes at February
Glomar was Pacific, Scorpion was Atlantic.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (sLvAU)
Dang, that thing was cramped and tiny inside.
And let us remember that by '40s-50s standards the US fleet boats
were air-conditioned and far more spacious and comfortable than most
everyone else's.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (8erNz)
It's the only Guppy III sub in the US. My husband's Scout troop camped at Kings Bay a couple of years ago, and were given a tour of a nuclear sub.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (ptqGC)
Goshdarn barbarians and their dungarees.
Posted by: George Will at February 26, 2020 04:35 PM (ppBhU)
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Nothing could be finer than to have a fine vagina in the morning
Nothing could be sweeter than a newly built-up peter in the moooooorning.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (8erNz)
no, he is thinking of the green energy thing that lived in a light and would come out at night and do bev and suck energy out of her.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020
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That was the story that was clearly lifted from an Anne Rice novel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (Ejm1K)
Ate there once. Very disappointing.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (BeYX8)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (RKQ/v)
The patient, who wasn't identified, said that he went in for two other
procedures in his gender assignment process -- a hysterectomy and a
metoidioplasty, an operation that gave him a penis.
But he claims he never consented to the third procedure -- a vaginectomy -- that he received at Highgate Private Hospital.
Same thing, Dude.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (T09ml)
Any sane captain would have shut the damned thing down and used the room for storage the first time it went berserk and took over the ship.
Not Picard. 57 times later he's in there pretending he's in a Sherlock Holmes story
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (KZzsI)
Joe's response will be comedy gold.
Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (AMIL/)
I'm going to go there and say the shooter snapped after realizing he paid six bucks for a Coors six pack and realized he got six cans of water.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (j3npP)
It is! And then they had it swim under the North Pole.
And that was like ten years after they made Gorizza by blowing up Japan with atoms.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Bernie taking his pills at February 26, 2020 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Ocarina
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 26, 2020 04:32 PM (hLRSq)
Macarena.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Corona!
What game are we playing?
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (HWisp)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020
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That was the story that was clearly lifted from an Anne Rice novel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020
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And i have to admit, the show was better than my book.
Posted by: Anne Rice at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Scuba Dude
same way the city fills potholes.
with assphalt
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (FZYNt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJNk7DcFIkk
Posted by: SMH at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Priapism at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (2cfUo)
Sometimes - I think we've reached Peak Stupid. Then I learn, there is no Peak Stupid. It's Stupid all the way down.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (QGf75)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (e284m)
Of course, the craziness we're talking about now has been in high gear for much, much earlier than the current decade.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (czowy)
Posted by: guys who don't like to drink much but like drinking games at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Lesbian Sushi lovers at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (sLvAU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, the Romans weren't any better.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (wCmLp)
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I thought it was pharmacological.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)
Even Stargate figured out that the home team needed a gate shield with an unlock code, or else the G'ouald would just sent activated nukes through the gate every few minutes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
Barbarians were rather resource-poor by Roman standards. Having your slaves kill each other for entertainment wouldn't make sense to them at all. It'd be seen as wasteful to the point of insanity
Give them a hoe, you have food. Give them a barn, they tend your horses. Give them some javelins, you've got a skirmisher to soften up the enemy before the charge.
Give two swords and make them fight, and you have to bury one. What's the point in that?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (J+mig)
Well and the blood eagles, heads on stakes, slaughter of entire villages, beheadings, etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:34 PM (KZzsI)
Look, everyone did that. Blood eagles and having a guy pulled apart by oxen or horses is merely flashy.
Civilized countries figure out ways to draw out the execution and make it more torturous. The germans and danes may have burned men alive, but the Brazen Bull made the process longer and more excruciating. Crucifixion is similarly a slow and painful way to kill them. The Persians were the real top dogs at torture though.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (bDqIh)
The Guppys were 'oh, we can't buy a whole new fleet of subs, what can we do with what we've got?'
I don't expect the crew conditions are much different from the pre-rebuild fleet boats like the Pampanito we have locally.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (QE8X6)
........
Spackle and paint, for the carpenters we ain't.
Posted by: Girl who no longer has her vagina at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (HWisp)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Priapism at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (2cfUo)
after realizing he paid six bucks for a Coors six pack and realized he
got six cans of water.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (j3npP)
Disgruntled Corona worker.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (e284m)
Posted by: DanMan at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: ShainS at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (b6yXM)
Posted by: You Don't Know Me But I Identify As A Angry Black Lesbian With A Dick at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (frWv2)
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Hold my beer.
Posted by: 2020s at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020
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That was the story that was clearly lifted from an Anne Rice novel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February
she was angry that he was giving her fantastic sex but just using her for her energy.
she and I have differing thoughts. were there some super hot alien chick that depended upon giving me blowjobs for energy, we could come to an accommodation of sorts.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (HALdu)
Joe's response will be comedy gold.
Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (AMIL/)
Within my first 100 days as Governor General I will have a royal decree that punished this by death!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (dNzKv)
Joe's response will be comedy gold.
I appreciate lack of consent as much as the next guy, maybe more. But stealing pussy? Buncha malarkey, right there. Not on my watch. Not when I'm Commander in Chief.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (ppBhU)
Right, in TNG/DS9 they had replicators, which were basically printers to the transporter's fax machine. You could get food and drinks out of them.
The funny thing about transporter plot holes is that the transporter itself was created to save money on doing VFX shots of the ship landing (and ultimately it worked better for drama to have the ship in orbit around the planet as well).
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (ZGrMX)
Any sane captain would have shut the damned thing down and used the
room for storage the first time it went berserk and took over the ship.
Not Picard. 57 times later he's in there pretending he's in a Sherlock Holmes story
Not only that, they're ascribing 'humanity' to holograms. Y'know, these subroutines running on the ship's computer get rights and shit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (oVJmc)
I've always liked 'fin de siecle' myself.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:40 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Poets everywhere at February 26, 2020 04:40 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 26, 2020 04:40 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2020 04:40 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2020 04:40 PM (RD7QR)
I've always liked 'fin de siecle' myself.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020
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I'll have a raspberry findesicle, thanks.
Posted by: Anne Rice at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (Ejm1K)
Having two cameras on someone and sparkly lights is cheap as well and feels all high tech.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (QE8X6)
........
Spackle and paint, for the carpenters we ain't.
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Bondo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Not only that, they're ascribing 'humanity' to
holograms. Y'know, these subroutines running on the ship's computer get
rights and shit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (oVJmc)
Johnny 5 - is ALIVE!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM (HWisp)
Name 5 cities in Peruvia.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (HWisp)
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (ppBhU)
I have a message for Big Vagina - I'm coming for you!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (FJYfm)
I never once saw any doctor in any Star Trek perform CPR or make any urgent attempt to save a patient other than wave a medical tricorder over the body.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:40 PM (8erNz)
That's French for "penectomy."
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (QE8X6)
..........
Just keep digging.
Posted by: Democrat presidential candidates at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2020 04:27 PM (QE8X6)
........
Spackle and paint, for the carpenters we ain't.
-
Bondo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February
caulking
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (HWisp)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (HWisp)
I said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)
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Late to the thread, I just read this comment and figured it was a good summation of the tranny's story.
Posted by: fly gal at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Scuba Dude
same way the city fills potholes.
with assphalt
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2020 04:37 PM
+++
So there were four supervisors, one guy leaning on the operating table and one guy drooling.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (T09ml)
This thing wanted to be able to fuck itself? Dork and a vag? Reminds me of Climate change...it's hotter I win, it's colder, I also win.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: nip at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: Priapism at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (2cfUo)
Did they keep the vagina comfortable while they had a conversation?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (f1Vqw)
What's this, an android we know virtually nothing about? Stronger than humans and able to act with computer speed
LET'S MAKE IT AN OFFICER!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (Y8OTr)
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (0O/Wf)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (8erNz)
Having two cameras on someone and sparkly lights is cheap as well and feels all high tech.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020
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The transporter also made the stories move faster. As much as I love the C-57D ship landing scene in Forbidden Planet, even if Trek had had the budget, a landing per episode would have slowed the stories down a lot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (Ejm1K)
Vagina, mangina--let's chop the hole thing off.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (gYKMg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (dNzKv)
Not only that, they're ascribing 'humanity' to holograms. Y'know, these subroutines running on the ship's computer get rights and shit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (oVJmc)
I have to say that the Sherlock Holmes episode, while silly, ended up being one of the most thoughtful sci-fi pieces that Next Gen ever did. It got into the territory that Philip K. Dick pondered a lot, what does it mean to be human? What is Sentience? What does it mean when a program exceeds, and in fact reverses it's programming?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)
Active shooter reported at Milwaukee MillerCoors facility https://trib.al/44lQwiV
Bernie Bros practicing?
Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (QGf75)
Ah yes, "Sub Rosa". The worst episode of any Star Trek. Yes, I would argue it is even worse than "Threshold", in which Janeway and Paris's amphibian offspring were left to fend for themselves on some random planet in the Delta Quadrant.
My question about the transporter - in "Rascals", they figured out how to use the transporter as a fountain of youth. And that NEVER GETS BROUGHT UP AGAIN.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (Y8OTr)
LOL! Beat ya to it.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)
"You mean, fluid transfer? ewww!!"
--Lenina Huxley
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
all of the Purel bottles and the refills were gone when I cruised down that aisle today
I laughed. Already.
I found this nice pdf link to give you some ideas of what to think of. If you've lived in areas like earthquake zones, you know what to do as far as food and water.
But, importantly it was pointed out to have cash on hand, and prescriptions filled for so many weeks/months. That to me is the most crucial. If you are on life saving medication (and it's made in China) then supplies may be cut off. Just like the American company that was nationalized in China (masks). They will hang onto what they need. Or pharmacies could be limited.
https://tinyurl.com/rz2a9ok
Dartmouth College Safety and Security
Pandemic Flu Planning
Guidelines and Checklist for Individuals
Doesn't hurt to think and be aware. It seems these epidemics flame out each time, but you never know.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (vEIlU)
--
Paging Rod Serling...
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (JoUsr)
Take a walk on the wild side..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:42 PM (Y8OTr)
And the surgeons sing "do, do-do, do-do, do do do"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (e284m)
Not only that, they're ascribing 'humanity' to holograms. Y'know, these subroutines running on the ship's computer get rights and shit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February
well, then there is data
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:39 PM (HALdu)
...
Not now, Cato! Not now!
Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (yL25O)
He's dead, Jim.
Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Nice hiss.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (8erNz)
Identify as Napoleon and they hustle you off to the loony bin. Identify as "trans" and we are supposed to not just agree, celebrate.
Posted by: free tibet at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (x/2Z8)
It pissed me off watching Way of the Warrior. Klingons shouldn't have been able to beam directly to the Ops Center, and there was no reason to fight them on the Promenade. Just pull back, seal all the doors, and blow a couple of windows to suck them all into space.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020 04:28 PM (wCmLp)
In Trek tech, active deflector shields are transport scramblers. If someone's beaming onto your ship, you have 1 of 3 problems:
1. The enemy has beaten your shield down with too many photon torpedoes and phaser blasts. Not much you can do about this.
2. You bought into Starfleet pacifism to too high of an extent, and didn't raise the shields when you should have. Don't worry, the Klingons are about to correct the mistake of putting you in command.
3. You should fire your engineer, he was lazy and didn't properly maintain the shield generators, causing uneven coverage that creates narrow "windows" for transport.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 26, 2020 04:45 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020
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We saw McCoy doing surgery a couple of times, with this hutch thing over the torso of the patient that no doubt created the sterile environment needed. And he and Beverly were always shooting some spray into somebody's arm to help them recover.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:45 PM (Ejm1K)
Yeah, any of their responses would be, since they have to cast it in a victim/oppressor, class and likely racial narrative -- and how do you do that when a lot of the concepts and terminology are so foreign?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2020 04:45 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February
Yes, a long, hard tube loaded with seamen was totally going to change things
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:45 PM (HALdu)
Why do you think we're talking about Star Trek?? Not because I even like the show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:45 PM (KZzsI)
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Strangely, this comment also aptly summarizes this situation.
Posted by: fly gal at February 26, 2020 04:45 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (YLYCU)
Ahem.
Posted by: McCoy in ST VI at February 26, 2020 04:46 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:46 PM (Y8OTr)
I identify as a hot nineteen-year-old girl with implants who wants to screw you. Pay me. Now. More.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:46 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (+k/WE)
And yet scrambled solid matter is still solid matter, transported directly into the enemy ship's anti matter core...
But no, we can't do that. Use a beam weapon on their shields some more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)
1. The enemy has beaten your shield down with too many photon torpedoes and phaser blasts. Not much you can do about this.
2. You bought into Starfleet pacifism to too high of an extent, and didn't raise the shields when you should have. Don't worry, the Klingons are about to correct the mistake of putting you in command.
3. You should fire your engineer, he was lazy and didn't properly maintain the shield generators, causing uneven coverage that creates narrow "windows" for transport.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 26, 2020 04:45 PM (J+mig)
I know about the shields, but a transporter scrambler should be a separate system precisely to prevent issues if the shields are down.
Posted by: McCoy in ST VI at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (wCmLp)
Last year I went to a Tiger Day at Bovington Tank Museum, and had to watch the tanks from behind a 6'4"+ German "woman" in footie pajamas, with long fake nails. Oh and his girlfriend.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (R/POJ)
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:46 PM (v0R5T)
That show's still on?
Who the fuck is FUNDING that boondoggle? How is there still an Island? They've been digging it for 10 years now.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)
@DataProgress
New Super Tuesday Polling on VA & CO:
*VA*
Sanders - 28
Biden - 19
Warren - 17
Bloomberg - 17
Buttigieg - 12
Klobuchar - 5
*CO*
Sanders - 34
Warren - 20
Buttigieg - 14
Bloomberg - 14
Biden - 10
Klobuchar - 6
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Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (BqBId)
Crew should have spaced her ass.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (QGf75)
Posted by: wth at February
That has to be about the stupidest show ever
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tentotwo at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (yhf6w)
Ah yes, "Sub Rosa". The worst episode of any Star Trek. . . .
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 26, 2020
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On the good side, it was one of the few times we got to see Beverly barefoot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 26, 2020 04:43 PM (rWZ8Y)
an equally bad plot hole - when they find the duplicate Riker, they found out that a transporter "malfunction" was able to create a perfect duplicate of a crew member.
So from then on, why ever send any crew member on a dangerous away mission? Why not just create duplicates, send them down, and then who cares about bringing them back, just make more whenever you need them.
Every away mission would be a suicide squad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 04:41 PM (YLYCU)
Ahem.
Posted by: McCoy in ST VI at February 26, 2020 04:46 PM (wCmLp)
Fat lot of good that did me, you lush.
Posted by: Chancellor Gorkon at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (DTX3h)
"Excuse me, fraulein, are you rifled or smoothbore?"
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Priapism at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (2cfUo)
But no, we can't do that. Use a beam weapon on their shields some more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)
I would imagine that trying to hit a target that size while both ships are maneuvering in combat is going to be difficult enough that it's impractical. Beaming a bomb onto the bridge, however...
Posted by: McCoy in ST VI at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:46 PM (v0R5T)
That show's still on?
Who the fuck is FUNDING that boondoggle? How is there still an Island? They've been digging it for 10 years now.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)
William Shatner was on Oak Island when the treasure was originally buried.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Never figured any right thinking woman would desire to be a man.
Posted by: socalcon at February 26, 2020 04:15 PM (m7HUx)
vvvme neither, hell, they got bout half the money and ALL the pussy
Posted by: kactus at February 26, 2020 04:49 PM (HIasT)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 26, 2020 04:49 PM (Mym/w)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (j9HX3)
No, unfortunately. This is merely another step in our slide to the bottom of a cycle.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:49 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: Priapism at February 26, 2020 04:49 PM (2cfUo)
(My husband won't wathh TOS with me anymore for some reason.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 26, 2020 04:49 PM (rWZ8Y)
And not replicating hot babes. Come ON.
That would happen about 15 minutes AFTER the inventor left,
and the lab guy was sweeping the floor and looked at the machine and went.
Hmmmmmmmm. If the Internet is for Porn, imagine what transporter/replicators would be used for.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:49 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (BqBId)
So it really is Bernie. This is a weird timeline.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2020 04:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: wth at February
That has to be about the stupidest show ever
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (HALdu)
It's oddly compelling, though as a former archeologist their efforts make me wince.
I think I really hate the voiceover though. Everything is a question?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (Y8OTr)
Every away mission would be a suicide squad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Because there's no way that the clones would go through with the mission. Not to mention the ethical issues.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (gd9RK)
What's long and hard and full of seamen?
You thought that thread would save us?
Nah bruh.
btw the answer is not your vagina.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (Y8OTr)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at February 26, 2020 04:51 PM (gYKMg)
I like the one where Spock gets a flying Gummi-Frisbee stuck on his back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)
Every away mission would be a suicide squad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Because there's no way that the clones would go through with the mission. Not to mention the ethical issues.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020
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Check out Rogue Moon by Algis Budrys. It deals with exactly this issue, and is exciting too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:51 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2020 04:51 PM (so+oy)
The anti matter core is significantly bigger than the bridge. And a bomb would lose its explosive power if scrambled.
The only real concern would be getting away far enough to not suffer from the resulting blast.
Did they use a dent puller?
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Crew should have spaced her ass.
"What's the matter, does my ball-curdling voice not appeal to you?"
--Captain Janeway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:51 PM (KZzsI)
Apparently the Russians are doing a big-ass attack boat, I don't want to hope it'll catch fire the first time it gets a thousand miles from shore, but...
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:52 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (Y8OTr)
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Simon??
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 26, 2020 04:52 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at February 26, 2020 04:52 PM (gYKMg)
Barbarians might be cruel and barbaric, but they usually have a very strong moral code they live by. Civilized people are all into these nuances and gray areas but are soft and weak.
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And the Roman were horrified by the human sacrifice of the Gauls, Celts, and Druids. I think it's a case of it's OK when we do it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2020 04:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (wCmLp)
They always go through with the mission in Star Wars! No matter how suicidal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)
"Excuse me, fraulein, are you rifled or smoothbore?"
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:48 PM (8erNz)
www.driveatank.com/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:52 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: John Wayne at February 26, 2020 04:52 PM (yhf6w)
It's oddly compelling, though as a former archeologist their efforts make me wince.
I think I really hate the voiceover though. Everything is a question?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February
Heh, I get it, have watched dozens of shows.
I think the thing is the brothers are doing a show about using every tool available to search the island and make a show about doing so.
They know they are not going to find anything.
Kind of similar to the Hunting Hitler show, except there was a Hitler.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:52 PM (HALdu)
Did I read that correctly?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 04:52 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2020 04:31 PM (ZGrMX)
Actually, a lot more than a "toaster oven".
Most are using TurboChef ovens, which cook three ways - 3000 watts of microwave power (triple what your home unit has), radiant heat (it "idles at 475 degrees all day long) and inpingment (some sort of high velocity air flow). We've got a couple of these and they kick ass.
Posted by: jwest at February 26, 2020 04:53 PM (U6f/q)
We've found wood from the thing, and the slave got rich, and we're digging with archaeology permits and ...
whoa! Here's a guy who read a star map and says the triangle swamp is really a portal to another dimension.
Wore me out, it did.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 04:53 PM (gd9RK)
I think I really hate the voiceover though. Everything is a question?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (Y8OTr)
********
Robert Clotworthy, Guy does voiceovers for Ancient Aliens
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 26, 2020 04:53 PM (BqBId)
I mean... I love Star Trek...but man, some of this stuff is hard to watch.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 26, 2020 04:53 PM (rWZ8Y)
*BZZZZZ*
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2020 04:53 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Captain James T Cook. at February 26, 2020 04:53 PM (e284m)
Posted by: jwest at February 26, 2020 04:53 PM (U6f/q)
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Does it also come with the handy floor attachment?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 04:53 PM (RIAR/)
I prefer the one where Majel Barrett and Angelique Pettyjohn are attacked by forty oily Tribbles.
(okay, I'll admit, I'm just not all that into Star Trek...)
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:54 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2020 04:54 PM (EsGqq)
https://coffeeordie.com/73-easting/
Posted by: SMH at February 26, 2020 04:54 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (f735k)
Or "buyvalve", down on the stroll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (H8Xso)
I'm not oystering the pot on this discussion.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 26, 2020 04:54 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2020 04:44 PM (vEIlU)
Thirty days of food. Pft.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 04:54 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 26, 2020 04:53 PM (rWZ8Y)
Warf's baby momma was never hard to watch.
Posted by: Captain James T Cook. at February 26, 2020 04:54 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2020 04:54 PM (3SBUJ)
Posted by: The Questioning Voiceover Guy at February 26, 2020 04:54 PM (Y8OTr)
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (
Another msm meltdown shit show.
Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2020 04:55 PM (EsGqq)
Try Curse of the Civil War Gold. It's like the retarded little brother version of Oak Island.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2020 04:55 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: The Questioning Voiceover Guy at February 26, 2020 04:55 PM (Y8OTr)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 04:08 PM (f735k)
Or "buyvalve", down on the stroll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (H8Xso)
I'm not oystering the pot on this discussion.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 26, 2020
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Just leave the topic abalone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:55 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Emmie at February 26, 2020 04:55 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Yeah, i'm subscribed to Moran and a few of those channels on youtube...
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:56 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Captain James T Cook. at February 26, 2020 04:54 PM (e284m)
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Nor listen to, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 04:56 PM (RIAR/)
Well, and there's the fact that supposedly the transporter cleans up people medically when they are moved (stripping viruses etc). Except when it doesn't like when the crew caught the flu, which baffled the "chief medical officer" on the ship.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: McCoy
Why are there even transporter pads? Haven't there many instances where Kirk/Picard, et al, transported from one location directly to another? And if you are sent directly from a pad, shouldn't there be a transporter at the location your being sent to to "rematerialize" your matter?
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 26, 2020 04:56 PM (8sBQ9)
Posted by: Captain James T Cook. at February 26, 2020 04:54 PM (e284m)
She was even better in her natural ginger form as Female Q.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020 04:56 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 04:38 PM (HWisp)
Maybe it's still in there, just paved over.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 04:56 PM (A2KAR)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Emmie at February 26, 2020 04:55 PM (87gB3)
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Well, crud, I certainly picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (Y8OTr)
.........
Ooh lookie here, another Bobby Dazzler!
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 04:23 PM (H8Xso)
I thought the discussion was about removal of the boyvalve.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Captain James T Cook. at February 26, 2020
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The actress had also played a Vulcan doctor in an earlier episode. Most stacked Vulcan since Arlene Martel in TOS.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020 04:50 PM (wCmLp)
They always go through with the mission in Star Wars! No matter how suicidal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Well the clones are only like ten years old and have been drilled for this their entire lives(also genetically engineered for it). Some media(books, cartoon) did deal with these questions though.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (qexAi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 04:49 PM (Kpl3J)
That guy is 88 years old. Amazing. He can have a run like Kirk Douglas had, if he keeps going.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (iuFgi)
Didn't read it. Couldn't stop laughing. I look forward to the articles Why Trump Isn't Talking About Jay Inslee, or Why Trump Quit Talking About Kamala Harris
Posted by: Ted K. at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (FJYfm)
https://tinyurl.com/yx4dczm8
Posted by: kallisto at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (DJFLF)
Nor listen to, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 04:56 PM (RIAR/)
Ah, see, she's a red-head, my red-head detector never fails.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (e284m)
(My husband won't wathh TOS with me anymore for some reason.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 26, 2020 04:49 PM (rWZ8Y)
No HazMat suits in Star Trek when visiting every new planet, is for the same reason that few military pilots in tv and movies wear oxygen masks and goggles (or pull down helmet-mounted tinted visors): The producers don't want the good-looking face they're paying for covered-up.
Posted by: Poets everywhere at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (AMIL/)
Well its not like the Romans were opposed to human sacrifice, they just reserved it for very special occasions like a national crisis. It was just gauche to do it for any old thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 04:56 PM (A2KAR)
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"breathe breathe"
Wow, had to stifle that laughter.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 26, 2020 04:56 PM (8sBQ9)
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The pads are so the actors know where to stand so the spotlight from above hits them right.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020
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I don't recall that appearance. Was it in one of the other series?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (bvp+i)
Posted by: Henry Higgins at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (sQjul)
Posted by: The Questioning Voiceover Guy at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (Y8OTr)
are maneuvering in combat is going to be difficult enough that it's
impractical. Beaming a bomb onto the bridge, however...
I've also wanted to see the 'beaming a grenade aboard' tactic, but what about for tractor beams? You just have mines on the ship's hull, the enemy hits you with a tractor beam, you release mine and it gets drawn right back to their beam source and -boom-.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 04:59 PM (oVJmc)
Way down about paragraph 7 in the article:
"...the vagina belonged to Helen Thomas and the victim had no clue as to how it got attached."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2020 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)
But no, we can't do that. Use a beam weapon on their shields some more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)
I think the scrambled matter would just get deflected into space by the shield. Your poor, Cronenberg'd ensign would have just enough time to go "whyyyyyy!" as decompression killed him (takes about 30 seconds).
I think the best way to use transporters as a weapon would be as soon as you dropped the enemy's shields.
"I've now beamed away every critical component of your ship except your emergency batteries and radio. You have until the batteries or air runs out to surrender, otherwise we'll come back next week, space your carcasses, and fly your ship to R and D. Clock's ticking, choose wisely."
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 26, 2020 04:59 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2020 04:59 PM (3SBUJ)
I could never figure that out either, what was the advantage of using these things? They demonstrated very clearly and repeatedly they could grab one thing from one place and move it to another without even going through the transporter room.
The producers don't want the good-looking face they're paying for covered-up.
Usually the actors insist on having their face shown as well because they can't emote without clowning. V for Vendetta was a major exception to this. Its why Spider-Man is constantly whipping his mask off even though he almost NEVER took it off in the comics, unless completely changing costume off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 05:00 PM (KZzsI)
I've often wanted to see the scriptwriter released into the tractor beam. Or kicked out of a van in the middle of a gunfight. Or...
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 05:00 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (Ejm1K)
Voyager.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2020 05:01 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2020 04:59 PM (3SBUJ)
Sounds like what sex must be like with Sandra Fluke.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2020 05:01 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2020 05:01 PM (+y/Ru)
For the love of St Vulva, it's pretty easy.
Posted by: SUG at February 26, 2020 05:01 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 26, 2020 05:01 PM (e284m)
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 26, 2020 05:01 PM (8sBQ9)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 26, 2020 05:02 PM (0CeRG)
I'll take 'fates worth than death' for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2020 05:02 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (RIAR/)
Glue sniffing improves compliance. Glue sniffing is now mandatory. Spot checks begin at 1800.
Posted by: Emmie at February 26, 2020 05:02 PM (87gB3)
No HazMat suits in Star Trek when visiting every new planet, is for
the same reason that few military pilots in tv and movies wear oxygen
masks and goggles (or pull down helmet-mounted tinted visors): The
producers don't want the good-looking face they're paying for
covered-up.
well, they *could* go the battlestar galactica route with bright lights around the rim of the helmet to make certain the pilot can't see anything past the visor (not that there was one, mind you).
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2020 05:02 PM (sGtp+)
Just wait until the 77 genders crap goes over there for the crime stats to spike.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (eoQWY)
same reason that few military pilots in tv and movies wear oxygen masks
and goggles (or pull down helmet-mounted tinted visors): The producers
don't want the good-looking face they're paying for covered-up.<<<
Now I understand why Prometheus committed suicide in the first act.
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 26, 2020 05:02 PM (0CeRG)
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Eh, just rerouted things a bit.
A little snip snip and clip clip..and one hole rules them all!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (RIAR/)
You left off the 15 minute recap at the start, the 1 minute recap after the commercials, the breathless "we found a rock and here's someone we claim is an expert who analyzed it" segment, and the meeting trying to act excited about the "findings" of this week.
Its the stupidest, worst show on television and yet it gets good ratings for a modern show. I mean, it would have been canceled after one episode in the 70s but for today its not bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (qexAi)
I don't understand how the Republic can be the good guys in The Clone Wars. If they felt that strongly about saving the Republic, the citizens should have fought against the Separatists themselves, instead of engineering humans to fight their battles for them, or at least pay for mercenaries that were paid to do the fighting. It would be much more ethical to have droids fight those battles, if you had to outsource it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (iuFgi)
People with so much time on their hands, so much wasteful usage of medical resources.
Just being whatever this freak calls himself, and dealing with medical complications from it, and suing people over it, is a full time job. It's a career.
Aggressive mental illness has always been with us. Instead of correctly identifying the medical problem as being crazy, now instead they all pretend the medical condition is having the wrong body.
Every resource-consuming lunatic and drug addicted shit-bum that we coddle is an unkilled cancerous cell of society.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (1q+L9)
Posted by: The Questioning Voiceover Guy at February 26, 2020 04:58 PM (Y8OTr)
..........
lol
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 05:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:04 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
Maybe he'll add a tranny dick thread to keep us busy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2020 05:04 PM (RD7QR)
Its the stupidest, worst show on television and yet it gets good ratings for a modern show. I mean, it would have been canceled after one episode in the 70s but for today its not bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February
heh
It makes in search of seem scientifically rigorous.
The curse show is borderline immoral.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 05:04 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: DanMan at February 26, 2020 05:04 PM (XTiHL)
________
My wife just threw a lamp at me!
Posted by: ShainS at February 26, 2020 05:04 PM (b6yXM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
..........
we should have it figured out by then.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 05:05 PM (v0R5T)
A little snip snip and clip clip..and one hole rules them all!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (RIAR/)
Sounds unnecessarily complicated.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 26, 2020 05:05 PM (0CeRG)
But no, we can't do that. Use a beam weapon on their shields some more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)
I think the scrambled matter would just get deflected into space by the shield. Your poor, Cronenberg'd ensign would have just enough time to go "whyyyyyy!" as decompression killed him (takes about 30 seconds).
I think the best way to use transporters as a weapon would be as soon as you dropped the enemy's shields.
"I've now beamed away every critical component of your ship except your emergency batteries and radio. You have until the batteries or air runs out to surrender, otherwise we'll come back next week, space your carcasses, and fly your ship to R and D. Clock's ticking, choose wisely."
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 26, 2020 04:59 PM (J+mig)
In the old series it was stated on several occasions that the transporters could not go through ships shields.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2020 05:05 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:05 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2020 05:05 PM (FhXTo)
I would imagine that trying to hit a target that size while both ships
are maneuvering in combat is going to be difficult enough that it's
impractical. Beaming a bomb onto the bridge, however...
I've also wanted to see the 'beaming a grenade aboard' tactic,
to be fair, it did happen once in st:tos. well, if you're willing to spell "grenade" as "tribble".
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2020 05:05 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: SUG at February 26, 2020 05:06 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2020 04:59 PM (3SBUJ)
*****
I take offense at that!
Posted by: Your Average Finding Bigfoot Show at February 26, 2020 05:06 PM (0O/Wf)
same reason that few military pilots in tv and movies wear oxygen masks
and goggles (or pull down helmet-mounted tinted visors): The producers
don't want the good-looking face they're paying for covered-up.
There were a few instances of space suits in the Star Treks.
Didn't they use biofilters to get rid of conatmination in the transporters?
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 05:06 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Traditionalist American at February 26, 2020 05:06 PM (sQjul)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (KZzsI)
I give you a choice - watch 20 hours of Oak Island, or 20 hours of The View.
okay that's what should be offered to Death Row inmates.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)
okay that's what should be offered to Death Row inmates.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)
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You want them to off themselves and deny the state the pleasure?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 05:07 PM (RIAR/)
Shatner hasn't come out as anything, but he sure enjoys fucking with SJWs on Twitter.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 05:07 PM (oVJmc)
I don't understand how the Republic can be the good guys in The Clone Wars. If they felt that strongly about saving the Republic, the citizens should have fought against the Separatists themselves, instead of engineering humans to fight their battles for them, or at least pay for mercenaries that were paid to do the fighting. It would be much more ethical to have droids fight those battles, if you had to outsource it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 26, 2020 05:03 PM (iuFgi)
Well it's a bit more complicated than that since the Republic did not make these arrangements and the forces of member planets do fight in the war. The Republic is also run by the Sith Lord and becomes the Empire(he also runs the other side). Even without Palps though, the Republic has turned something of a blind eye to slavery, Ryloth and the Twi'leks for examples. Slavery is kinda sorta illegal in the Republic. Being part of the Republic didn't tell you much about the individual lives of the denizens, since the member states could do almost whatever they wanted internally.
Posted by: Someguy at February 26, 2020 05:07 PM (qexAi)
https://tinyurl.com/yx4dczm8
Posted by: kallisto at February 26, 2020 04:57 PM (DJFLF)
..........
Looks to me like he's trying to suck the blood out of it.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
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Ralph Abraham to leave Congress, expanding House Republican retirement ranks
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So WTFF run for Governor then
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 26, 2020 05:08 PM (BqBId)
BTW, does any clued in Moron know what the new name is for the "Liverpool pathway" they claim they got rid of?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2020 05:08 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 26, 2020 05:08 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 05:08 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: LOL at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM (EsGqq)
of course I remember when the Food Channel was about food. So I am going way back.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM (n13/j)
Only Les Stroud (Survivorman) has ever tried doing that straight, with good anecdotes from the Old Ones.
The rest are all we're going to hang an apple on this tree and dangle CDs because they're shiny and play Bigfoot calls on our boombox all night to draw them in.
Sasquatch is real but the people who look for him on TV have never tried to find an animal in the wild.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM (gd9RK)
I think the scrambled matter would just get deflected into space by
the shield. Your poor, Cronenberg'd ensign would have just enough time
to go "whyyyyyy!" as decompression killed him (takes about 30 seconds).
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In the old series it was stated on several occasions that the transporters could not go through ships shields.
there's also the novel "spock must die" in which the transporter beam is reflected and a copy of our hero (the mechanism to kill the original was disabled; special circumstances, don'cha'no) comes back. hilarity ensued.
except that (wait for it) the polarity was reversed because it was a reflection.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:04 PM (n13/j)
James Doohan (Scotty) was an actual WWII war hero, so it wouldn't surprise me if he was conservative.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Questioning Voiceover Guy at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM (Y8OTr)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:05 PM (n13/j)
My understanding is that he's not a conservative but simply an old-school liberal who happens to be nice--a dying breed.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 26, 2020 05:10 PM (DTX3h)
okay that's what should be offered to Death Row inmates.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)
..........
Alt. choice: Floribama Shore
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2020 05:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM
Rhymes with fiend.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 26, 2020 05:11 PM (COzlW)
It was inconsistent, though. Sometimes you could but it would mess up what went through. It depended on the writer. My interpretation was "it can be done but it doesn't work well" so you got people just short handing it "you can't do it" Because that context was always 'can't we just beam on board" not "can we not beam ANYTHING onto them?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 05:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 26, 2020 05:09 PM (iuFgi)
good pull, i will look him up. Any hero deserves recognition.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:11 PM (n13/j)
Any sane captain would have shut the damned thing down and used the room for storage the first time it went berserk and took over the ship.
Not Picard. 57 times later he's in there pretending he's in a Sherlock Holmes story
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2020 04:36 PM (KZzsI)
My favorite WTF is how everyone is into 20th century or thereabouts detectives, music, mores....the equvialent is if our entertainment was 100 percent 13th century Morris Dancing.
There's a sci fi series about an imitative alien race of teddy bears that drink heavily that are hooked on Earth fiction and live out the fantasy...but part of the joke is that what they have is so simplified from even Movie westerns because of the dilution. The sheriff is the dumbest man in town, the town gambler runs the town, and it is bad enough that men are all Tex or Kid or Monty but females would all be named Jane so they have to use their actual names.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2020 05:11 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 26, 2020 05:12 PM (R/POJ)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 26, 2020 05:10 PM (DTX3h)
for sure there.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:13 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 26, 2020 05:14 PM (f1Vqw)
My favorite WTF is how everyone is into 20th century or thereabouts
detectives, music, mores....the equvialent is if our entertainment was
100 percent 13th century Morris Dancing.
that's more a buck rogers maneuver.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2020 05:14 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: The Questioning Voiceover Guy at February 26, 2020 05:15 PM (Y8OTr)
George McGovern was a WWII bomber pilot. He flew 35 B-24 missions over Germany during the War.
And he was a flaming left lunatic. Well, at the time. I doubt he'd go along with 95 genders and all that shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 26, 2020 05:16 PM (f1Vqw)
race of teddy bears that drink heavily that are hooked on Earth fiction
and live out the fantasy...but part of the joke is that what they have
is so simplified from even Movie westerns because of the dilution. The
sheriff is the dumbest man in town, the town gambler runs the town, and
it is bad enough that men are all Tex or Kid or Monty but females would
all be named Jane so they have to use their actual names.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2020 05:11 PM (eoQWY)
HOKA!
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 05:19 PM (6rS3m)
Transport that doesn't involve either to or from a pad requires more power and is subject to more calculation error and therefore more risk of deadly transporter error. Think of it like parachuting without a backup chute. 99.9% of the time you're fine. And if you had a good reason to you wouldn't give it much thought. But you wouldn't normally choose a 99.9% success rate instead of a 99.999% success rate when the later only costs you a 5 minute trip to the transporter room. Pad to pad is even more safe with double backups.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 26, 2020 05:19 PM (EMrMF)
Well, THAT shield had to be down. You could then turn and point one that was up at your enemy.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 26, 2020 05:22 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: saf at February 26, 2020 05:25 PM (5IHGB)
The 2 brothers on OAK ISLAND are Rick and Marty Vagina.
Or is that Lagina. Rhymes with C%nt.
Posted by: SUG at February 26, 2020 05:26 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: SUG at February 26, 2020 05:29 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: rgranger at February 26, 2020 06:39 PM (uaYXs)
If that's the case, wouldn't "removing the vagina" pretty much be a given?
Posted by: harbqll at February 26, 2020 07:12 PM (EXLiM)
Posted by: Donavan pfeiffer at February 26, 2020 09:43 PM (PhF7Z)
Posted by: LaRro at February 26, 2020 10:44 PM (10GNe)
Can't imagine what a vag-dick looks like or the crazies they are attached to.
Posted by: Gofer at February 26, 2020 10:46 PM (0N53e)
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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)