In Wake of Sanders' Win, Chris Matthews Floats Name of Possible Democrat White Knight Savior

Could we be this lucky?

MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews said Sanders was not a "Good Samaritan" who would stop and help someone in need. He also floated the possibility of Rep. Adam Schiff (D., Calif.) becoming the Democratic nominee if a brokered convention occurs.

Still not tired of all the winning.

Meanwhile, CNN is attacking the person who posted the clip of Michael Bloomberg defending racial harassment as a method of gun control by questioning her motives. Not challenging the facts, which cannot be challenged, but questioning the motives behind what was once called... Journalism.

It seems that the imposters calling themselves "journalists" today believe that no one reports anything unless they have a political agenda which is advanced by the report.

If the imposters calling themselves "journalists" believe that -- isn't that a confession that their "reporting" is only barely-disguised political propaganda?

Ed Driscoll has a good quote to end that post:

"Arendt had it right," the late Sen. Pat Moynihan once told an interviewer. "She said one of the great advantages of the totalitarian elites of the twenties and thirties was to turn any statement of fact into a question of motive."

And so it is for the totalitarian (alleged) elites of the media.


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Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:00 PM (8D42x)

2 First?

Posted by: Ersatz at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (zuVZw)

3 and dear lord that would be glorious

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (8D42x)

4 Well, he's Drunk. So...

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (NUfnT)

5 Oh yeah...that'll work.

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (X/Pw5)

6 Yes, Schiff needs to hide behind something to avoid being indicted.

Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (JMDly)

7 ok, going to get the others

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (8D42x)

8 When Schiff is your savior you're in bigger trouble than you thought.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

9 Huh. Groovy.

Posted by: Cannibal Slob 'cause I'm blob' at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM (Gtjwx)

10 That would be great! Trump would win all 57 states!!

Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM (IRxbd)

11 Impeaching *President* Schiff would be magnificent to behold. (not the *President* part, however)

Posted by: stumck at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM (w9Wax)

12 Yes, the bobble-headed cheese fart is going to save them...

Jeezus, Matthews is huffing some nasty stuff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM (ILS6+)

13 Schiff, the idiot who floated the fake impeachment that failed, should be the Dimwit candidate? That would be too easy for Trump.

Posted by: Cosda at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (O9VW1)

14 Wet brain syndrome.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (w7KSn)

15 Funny how Matthews can go from a nearly lucid rant on the perils of Bernie/Communism and then pivot to the insane notion of Adam Schiff running for a National Office.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (NUfnT)

16 Motives?.....like to advance an agenda?

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (X/Pw5)

17 Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.

Or something

Posted by: Jmel at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (BVbIn)

18 >>>4 Well, he's Drunk. So...


He farts on camera. He should have Swallowell on and have a fart-off.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (PbpT7)

19 President Shiff-4-brains?

Suddenly President Skroob is looking to be a winner

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (wYKCM)

20 Oh please oh please oh please...

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (Ez6QX)

21 Having given up on Avenetti, the reporter types did repeatedly call for Schiff to run for president which would be pretty hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

22 *insert gif of Kitty Foreman laughing*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (xPJvm)

23 Skinniest presidential candidate neck ever.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

24 corgis called.

and i love that the reporters are going after reports by questioning their motives.

let them keep that up. it'll only show the rest of the public their true motives.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (8D42x)

25 Schiff would be an amazing opponent. Ads would just need to have a close up of his face, staring at the viewer with those creepy eyes...it gives me the willies just thinking about it.

And the internet meme brigade would have a field day!

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (+UTiv)

26 Adam Schiff??? Be still my beating heart!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)

27 I guess the three car funeral hit Chrissy 'Tingles' Matthews where it matters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (wYKCM)

28 Schiff...man. That would be a series of EPIC debates.

I think someone like Cuomo may have a shot at being the selected candidate.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (JRaU+)

29 Trump is truly blessed in his enemies.

Posted by: Max Power at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (llxrS)

30 Jerry...Jerry...JERRY...Jerry...

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (Mk0bg)

31 Schiff is for the children.

Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (JMDly)

32 >> i love that the reporters are going after reports by questioning their motives.


It's not Journalism if it goes against The Party.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (NUfnT)

33 Seems like a big breakdown in messaging. If the MSM can't keep it's troops in line and support the one true candidate (whoever that is), then they're likely in a panic at HQ.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (sN9mD)

34 Well, Schiff is crazy, incompetent, corrupt. He checks all the boxes for a Donk candidate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)

35 LMAO. I believe Adam Schiff is the second most popular man in the country -- only behind Jeffrey Epstein.


Please, please, please -- make it so!

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (uoC1n)

36 Why not Adam Schiff? Michael Avenatti seems to be a little busy, after all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (hLRSq)

37
There are no journalists, Ace. At best..... BEST ..... they could be called "media based advocates".

In reality they are side picking media collusionists. Water carrying co conspirators. Fabricators of false narratives. Defenders of feckless political persuasions.

Journalists???

...no

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

38 I want full hilarity.

If somehow the convention is brokered, nominate Romney, Dems.

Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (UnA8+)

39 Yes, Schiff needs to hide behind something to avoid being indicted.


Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (JMDly)

i do believe you're right...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (8D42x)

40 Billboards of Schiff's head would creep drivers out. Or is it would out drivers creep?

Anyhow people would swear those bug eyes were following them.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

41 "Arendt had it right," the late Sen. Pat Moynihan once told an interviewer. "She said one of the great advantages of the totalitarian elites of the twenties and thirties was to turn any statement of fact into a question of motive."

Assuming he's talking about Hannah Arendt, well, she had a whole lotta things right, actually.

Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (DU2N9)

42 33. Chris Matthews is a hardcore DEM, therefore he will not support Bernie.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (JRaU+)

43 >>Well, Schiff is crazy, incompetent, corrupt. He checks all the boxes for a Donk candidate.


He's ugly. Soccer/Wine Moms won't vote for an ugly guy.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (NUfnT)

44 Trump's job approval in North Carolina is a robust 42%, according to a new High Point University poll out today.

Doing great, Mr President!

Posted by: ggreg at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (045k4)

45 Schiff??? Wow. Some people see a world that a much larger segment of the population are incapable of even imagining.

Posted by: DaveD at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (P5fqQ)

46 Bug Eyes and The Tank. Please Lord, make it so!

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (pDMT7)

47 Mika needs to make sure Chris takes his meds.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (axyOa)

48 Adam Schiff? Yeah, go with that by all means.

Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (88xKn)

49 He farts on camera. He should have Swallowell on and have a fart-off.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (PbpT7)

A fart off-smells of competition. A fart-in and everyone wins!

Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (Gtjwx)

50 Here's their next Presidential candidate:

https://tinyurl.com/scemvt6

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (iJVGX)

51 The crease guy, oh jeez.

Seriously, though, we need that moment. The point at which the country makes its decision on which fork in the road it's going to take.

Bernie v Trump is one. Did the USSR really win the war?

Schiff v Trump is another. Is the Deep State really in control of the country?

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (8erNz)

52 The Matthews quote about Schiff is from a week or so back. Matthews may propose Schiff again, though, due to last night's results.

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (AMIL/)

53 The next 9 months are going to be fun!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (pw+jk)

54
Mathews..... dude. You need to lay off the gin enemas before going on camera.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

55 28
Schiff...man. That would be a series of EPIC debates.



I think someone like Cuomo may have a shot at being the selected candidate.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (JRaU+)
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Fredo or his brother?


Posted by: Groundhog at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (VYwSh)

56 Just imagine, if you will, the first Presidential debate between Donnie TwoScoops and Schiff-for-brains.

Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (DU2N9)

57 Schiffty? Seriously?

Getting beat like a rented mule by Trump once just wasn't enough? He wants to get another beat down?

Works for me.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (k4dH2)

58 I want full hilarity.

If somehow the convention is brokered, nominate Romney, Dems.

Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (UnA8+)

THAT would be epic.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (8D42x)

59 12 Yes, the bobble-headed cheese fart is going to save them...

Jeezus, Matthews is huffing some nasty stuff.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM

In Matthew's defense, the whole Dem primary lineup is pathetic, and he knows it. He's desperate, and the Dems (for some reason) think Schiff handled himself well during the impeachment.

I don't know what their party leadership does at this point.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (+UTiv)

60 I will give Schiff this, he doesn't have the weird voice you'd expect from a guy that looks like him, its actually a pretty solid baritone voice. You'd think he would sound like Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

61 Schiff's neck would fit into the gap between The Tank's teeth.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

62 University Polls( done at the Student Union) are notoriously reliable.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (pDMT7)

63 >>The next 9 months are going to be fun!


I have been looking forward to this Dem Primary for 3+ years.

It's fantastic.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (NUfnT)

64 43 He's ugly. Soccer/Wine Moms won't vote for an ugly guy.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (NUfnT)

And that's kind of the interesting thing. There ISN'T a "President Boyfriend" for them to vote for, this time around.

Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (UnA8+)

65 Adam Schiff. LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (KNsKs)

66 MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews said Sanders was not a "Good Samaritan" who would stop and help someone in need.

wat?

This guy is so random. He's the guy at the bar you try not to make eye contact with.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (QLPEO)

67 If they're at all serious about Adam Schiff it just shows how truly desperate the Dems are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (iJVGX)

68 >>If the imposters calling themselves "journalists" believe that -- isn't
that a confession that their "reporting" is only barely-disguised
political propaganda?



Palace guards

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (bDqIh)

69 >>There ISN'T a "President Boyfriend" for them to vote for, this time around.

They'll vote for Buttigieg.

Mostly in sympathy for all that painal.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (NUfnT)

70 Well, it's certainly true that Adam Schiff is a Good Samaritan. I once had an erection lasting more than four hours and he immediately took the matter in hand.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (sWM8x)

71 Schiff...man. That would be a series of EPIC debates.



I think someone like Cuomo may have a shot at being the selected candidate.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM


Schiff would just make up his own answers to questions and then read back what PDT said.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (axyOa)

72 66 MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews said Sanders was not a "Good Samaritan" who would stop and help someone in need.

Well he might but he would rob someone else first.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

73 A Schiff/Nadler ticket?

Bullschiff and goNadless?

I do not know if I can take all the winning

Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (4q/mG)

74 Schiff???



Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (yRWJE)

75 Schiff's running mate will be the one you must not say aloud.

Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (88xKn)

76 Bug Eyes and The Tank. Please Lord, make it so!

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (pDMT7)

he'd look worse than Dukakis did with his head poking out of that tank...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (8D42x)

77 The eneMedia is just communist propagandists.
At least in the USSR, everybody and I mean everybody knew that soviet media was all lies.
Here in 2020 USA a bunch of people do not know that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (pw+jk)

78
Old and busted: Bernie 2020 sign in Zod's front yardNew hotness: Schiff 2020 sign in Zod's front yard

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (ZS9TG)

79 21 Having given up on Avenetti, the reporter types did repeatedly call for Schiff to run for president which would be pretty hilarious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

It rather astounds me how the MSM has put a total embargo on any news out of the Avenatti trial going on this week. Closing arguments yesterday, goes to a jury today. Avenatti refused to testify in his own defense, apparently fearful that he could be forced to give info that might hurt him in one of his other cases.

No point guessing the outcome, Jury's decision might come back this week. I think the government made a good case, but you can never be sure how a jury will swing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)

80 18 >>>4 Well, he's Drunk. So...


He farts on camera. He should have Swallowell on and have a fart-off.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (PbpT7)

They could play "On Top of Old Smokey" or something.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

81 Klobuchar is going for that elusive illegal vote. Nice.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (zr5Kq)

82 He also floated the possibility of Rep. Adam Schiff (D., Calif.) becoming the Democratic nominee if a brokered convention occurs.

I see that Chris Matthews is drinking heavily. Still.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (Boy/L)

83 Matthews is the guy you listen to at the bar for an hour nodding your head, then walk away thinking 'fucking asshole'.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (8erNz)

84 Let Schiff run!

'Cause I wanna see Tom Shilulie mercilesslyparody his candidacy.

Fact is, let's get Shilulie and Trump to do a parody roast of Schiff, at a Trump Rally.

The media heads would absolutely detonate!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (QzJWU)

85 And they thought Hillary was considered unlikable

Posted by: Greg61 at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (bKg/2)

86 Schiff's running mate will be the one you must not say aloud.
Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (88xKn)

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Bla-zer????

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

87 I love how they double as political consultants. Why is Chris Matthew's brainstorming about how to solve a problem like Bernie-a?
That's not reporting the news. That's not even making the news. That's full on playing a role in the story.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (bDqIh)

88 >>75
Schiff's running mate will be the one you must not say aloud. Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (88xKn)


Hank Johnson would bring brains to the ticket.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (ZS9TG)

89 Dem women are dumb.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (zr5Kq)

90 I'm thinking they're going to go with "First homo president" like they did with first black. Then if you don't vote for him you're homophobic.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (nRWPy)

91 a new High Point University poll

So, Trump has a 49% approval rating nationally from the notoriously left-wing Gallup outfit but he's at 42% in... North Carolina.

Totes credible. lolgf

Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (DU2N9)

92 Speaking of crazy, incompetent, and corrupt . . .

Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

93 This guy is so random. He's the guy at the bar you try not to make eye contact with.
Posted by: eleven

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Nah, he's the guy at the bar you crush with a barstool and then say "Sorry" ala John Belushi after he smashes the guitar in Animal House.

Posted by: The Irish at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (Y4EXg)

94 I could live with Klobuchar getting the nom.

...and the consolation prize for her victory in Nov (never happen) would be Hillary having to watch another Woman win.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (NUfnT)

95 Off Mick sock!

Posted by: The Irish at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (Y4EXg)

96 Schiff would just make up his own answers to questions and then read back what PDT said.

Moderator: Senator Schiff, what do you think should be done about the Coronavirus threat?

Schiff: In place of my response, I will now read my interpretation of President Trump's response to this question...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

97 Again.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (Y4EXg)

98 MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews said Sanders was not a "Good Samaritan" who would stop and help someone in need.

wat?

This guy is so random. He's the guy at the bar you try not to make eye contact with.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM



I suspect Mika gives him a list of phrases and slogans that he has to use every day and the more he can work into the conversation, the more she lets him watch her undress.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (axyOa)

99 So, they've gone from promoting propaganda to believing their own propaganda. They built Schiff up as this brilliant attorney and heroically moral man, especially during the week of the impeachment trial, so he in fact must be.

Chugging their own kool-aid now?

We could not possibly be this lucky.

Posted by: Biergood at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (yb6r+)

100 Cause I wanna see Tom Shilulie mercilesslyparody his candidacy.

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Tom needs his own half an hour show just to that.

It would be like the Simpsons over shadowing the Tracy Ullman show.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

101 Well, he's Drunk. So...
Posted by: garrett



This really is the only explanation for his random blurts and admissions against interest.

He's just always drunk on air.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (QLPEO)

102 >>>>I have been looking forward to this Dem Primary for 3+ years.

It's fantastic.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (NUfnT)


It's so much better than the trailers!

Posted by: Max Power at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (llxrS)

103 Trump's job approval in North Carolina is a robust 42%, according to a new High Point University poll out today.

Posted by: ggreg at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (045k4)

HPU...wooowee....I've got a bigger high school in my district.

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (X/Pw5)

104 President Shiff-4-brains?

Suddenly President Skroob is looking to be a winner


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (wYKCM)

They share the same luggage combination!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (q1Pj5)

105 Nothing says hey there's no conspiracy at the DNC to make sure Bernie doesn't get the nomination like Chris Matthews discussing how to make sure Bernie doesn't get the nomination.

I was going to say I was shocked that people went out and voted for Trump when it's a meaningless primary when I realized that I plan to vote for Trump in the primary because I'm a registered independent so that will run up the independents for Trump number and, primarily, because Trump 2020 Fuck You Again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (mf5HN)

106 "It wasn't the news until Walter Cronkite told us it was the news" (Hillary to Cronkite on his receiving the "Global Governance Award")
youtube link of Hillary saying that ... globalist control of "news" is not new.

https://tinyurl.com/wqyw766


Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (Cus5s)

107 In Matthew's defense, the whole Dem primary lineup is pathetic, and he knows it. He's desperate, and the Dems (for some reason) think Schiff handled himself well during the impeachment.

I don't know what their party leadership does at this point.
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (+UTiv)

Yeah, guys like Matthews and Carville represent the OLD Dem Party leadership, and they are horrified. They don't get listening to their warnings is like hearing Dr. Frankenstein tell people that they better watch out for that monster out there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (Kpl3J)

108 Great Moynihan quote.


Where have you gone Patrick Moynihan?

Old Dems turn their lonely eyes to you ...

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (uoC1n)

109 Is this to keep Schiff from being investigated? If so, it's a waste of time, as the DOJ has made no effort, thus far, to prosecute.

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (ONvIw)

110 Schiff huh? No love for the Hillster? Or too soon. And we got Ggregg back. sweet poll talker that he is

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (X+a7J)

111 Off Mick sock!
Posted by: The Irish at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (Y4EXg)


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missed it by THAT much

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (8XRCm)

112 There still are real journalists they just all happen to be really hot women.

- Sarah Carter
- Mollie Hemingway
- Sheryl Atkinson
- Lara Logan

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (5KnDh)

113 Adam.Schiff.

Heh. THE White Knight? (ignores racial and religious undertones for a sec...)

I have been a little nervous that the shit-show has been 'orchestrated' in order to bring this White Knight out at the last moment to save the day. In my mind, the Dems cannot possibly be as disfunctional as has been displayed. Can they?

Adam.Schiff.

Bwaaahahahahahahaha!!!!! Bring it.

Yeah, the dems have been routed. Press the attack and destroy them as they retreat.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (Vy7tf)

114 I'm thinking they're going to go with "First homo president" like they did with first black. Then if you don't vote for him you're homophobic.

If somehow Buttgag manages to get the nomination, yeah. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

115 Schiff's running mate will be the one you must not say aloud.

Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (88xKn


Nah, Voldemort is too British.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (hLRSq)

116 Having bought a boatload of popcorn (the good amish stuff from Lehman's), I find my stocks lacking for this possibility...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (NiFkv)

117 >>He's just always drunk on air.

At a certain point, don't drunks get the equivalent of Wet Brain?
Some seem like they are always 2/3 wrecked. Any hour of the day. Drinks or no.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (NUfnT)

118 Alright, I'm back to my business plan to have cheap chinese squeezie toys of Schiff's head made, where when you squeeze them, the eyes pop out...

Success all depends on the Democrats being actually stupid enough to go with Tingle's idea...

Posted by: hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (5alqd)

119 Stop and Frisk wasn't "racial harassment" of black people anymore than it was "sexist harassment" of men.

Posted by: Robert at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (znRnJ)

120 >>Schiff...man. That would be a series of EPIC debates.


"You can't prosecute me -- I'm a CANDIDATE!"
-- Scaredy-Schiff

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (bDqIh)

121 Speaking of crazy, incompetent, and corrupt . . .



Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton

Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to
reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against
him. This should concern and anger us all.





Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

and speaking of projection! Sheesh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (q1Pj5)

122 NH results:

1. Bernie "Feel the burn!" Sanders
2. Pete "Flamer" Buttigieg
3. Amy Klobuchar


I'm sensing a pattern here.

They're toast!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (m45I2)

123 >>because Trump 2020 : Fuck You Again. Bigly.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (NUfnT)

124
Has flounder been unbanned yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (9P5eb)

125 Willowed previous thread:

533
489

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!


this link from within:

https://tinyurl.com/v3gtdxz

is new to me. 430d period to the oscillations ... so maybe a boom within 10 years and I'll live to see it.

(scroll down for Beetlejuice and graphs).

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (XzVUd)

126 Jen Rubin will tweet about how Schiff will destroy Trump in debate.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

127 Matthews, in a rare day of sobriety, said something that made a bit of sense.

The SJWs are already screaming (aren't they always) for his scalp.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (XF4b8)

128 I don't know what their party leadership does at this point.
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (+UTiv)


The problem is that there is no party leadership. When Hillary's campaign imploded it took all the old Clintonista's who had been working behind the scenes. Obama never built a party apparatus loyal to him, so what's left is a wreckage that everyone is fighting over.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (wCmLp)

129 [High Point University poll]

DUDE 1: "Hey dude, what do you think of that Drumpf guy?"

DUDE 2: "He's an asshole, dude!"

DUDE 1: [Makes note on app]

DUDE 2: "We're talking about that mathematics professor, right?"

DUDE 1: "Uh, sure..."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

130 >>Has flounder been unbanned yet?


If so, Ace should ban him again just as a joke.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (NUfnT)

131 That would be soooooooo perrrrrrrrrfect....

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (ABuva)

132 Who's their next Saviour of The Republic? The pizza delivery guy who still has a faded Obama sticker on his 99 Accent?

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (Izzlo)

133 Schifty! I knew it!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

134 Trolls get break time lunch hour looks like, on the Soros Plan.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (pDMT7)

135
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)


Shorter Hillary: Vengeance is mine and mine alone!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (hLRSq)

136 and the Dems (for some reason) think Schiff handled himself well during the impeachment.

jerry? jerry? Jerry! Jerry!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (q1Pj5)

137 If it was Schiff, Trump would likely not even campaign in the traditional sense. He would just follow Schiff from stop to stop and heckle and interrupt him.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (JRaU+)

138 Get Schwifty!

Posted by: Rick at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (NUfnT)

139 Bensalem, PA: vendor opens store that sells TRUMP gear exclusively:
https://tinyurl.com/tqxbqku
500 walk in customers first day

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (DJFLF)

140 114 I'm thinking they're going to go with "First homo president" like they did with first black. Then if you don't vote for him you're homophobic.

If somehow Buttgag manages to get the nomination, yeah. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

Minority turnout will absolutely crater.

Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (UnA8+)

141 At Woodstock, Chris took the brown acid. He never got better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)

142 Schifty/Nadler

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

143 They're toast!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (m45I2)

----

Niiiiiice

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (8XRCm)

144 Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.

Did Hillary forget she's a Clinton?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (9t0Zz)

145 >>Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.


@HillayClinton : How many has he had murdered?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (NUfnT)

146 High Point University, the purveyor of cheap pistols?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (sWM8x)

147 Schiff got a participation trophy for impeachment.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (pDMT7)

148 Has flounder been unbanned yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer



How else will we pun?

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (QLPEO)

149 Seriously. Chris needs a drool cup.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (ptqGC)

150
Yes, Schiff needs to hide behind something to avoid being indicted.


Posted by: henry

========

It worked for Hillary and it might work for Hunter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (M9ntN)

151 High point makes shitty weapons. Their polling is suspect too.

Posted by: Awkward davies at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (iviHh)

152 the more she lets him watch her undress.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM


You say that like it's a Good Thing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (GfZaH)

153 I, for one, think agreeing with Chris Matthews is a very bad idea.

However, I will make an exception this one time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (V3+/n)

154 Was that just off the cuff crazy talk? Because it probably was. It's stupid.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (jUVms)

155 Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.

-----

What.... did he change the White House travel agency??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

156 Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!


this link from within:

https://tinyurl.com/v3gtdxz

is new to me. 430d period to the oscillations ... so maybe a boom within 10 years and I'll live to see it.

(scroll down for Beetlejuice and graphs).
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (XzVUd)

I've gone out and seen it - I've always enjoyed seeing Orion in the winter night sky, and even I can tell that the big red star in his shoulder has gotten very, very dim. It always used to blaze like a ruby in the sky.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (Kpl3J)

157 Right now the press and DNC's approach with Buttgag is to keep people from knowing he's homosexual but if he wins the nomination that's not going to work so yeah, they'll probably go to homophobia attacks all day long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

158 Jen Rubin will tweet about how Schiff will destroy Trump in debate.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (Uu+Jp)


Imagine Schiff, confined to 30 second answers. Of course, if the intervening bits involved waterboarding, I might watch. Or pour.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (XF4b8)

159 153
I, for one, think agreeing with Chris Matthews is a very bad idea.


He used to sub for Rush Linmbaugh, in the Before Times, before he went full libtard.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (DJFLF)

160 That Kat chick is dumber than a pile of pencil shavings.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (rLZe7)

161 A Schiff/Nadler ticket?


***********


Oliver & Hardy

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (m45I2)

162 @137

If SNL were even the least bit about comedy, that would be a funny ass skit.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (5KnDh)

163 Shorter Hillary: Vengeance is mine and mine alone!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (hLRSq)

I wish Trump would have been better at the "Lock her up" part. She managed to skate with all her Ukraine cash, and rewarded behavior is repeated behavior. If these dem bastards continue to escape prosecution, they will not say "whew, close one. I'll clean up my act". Instead they'll get more brazen and hostile.

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (ONvIw)

164 Imagine being so out of touch with reality that you think Adam Schiff is a credible candidate for president.

I mean really think about that. If you heard something so insane from a close family member, you'd think they just had a stroke or came down with schizophrenia.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (j3npP)

165 I've been seeing progs on Twitter begging for a Schifty run.

Schifty/Hunter would be schweet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (ptqGC)

166 "I've got a tingle ... and the only cure is more Schiff hell!" -- Chrissie Matthews

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM (fG738)

167 I will give Schiff this, he doesn't have the weird voice you'd expect from a guy that looks like him, its actually a pretty solid baritone voice. You'd think he would sound like Pee Wee Herman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)


I noticed that during the impeachment follies. Wasn't looking at the t.v. Heard a not unpleasant voice speaking clearly no lisp or other affectation, just speaking gibberish. When I looked up and realized it was Schiff, it surprised me. I really expected him to sound like a gallon leaking air.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM (myjNJ)

168 >>I'm thinking they're going to go with "First homo president" like they
did with first black. Then if you don't vote for him you're homophobic.


Also: "He's moderate! He's brilliant! He has just the right mix of experience and gravitas! And when he speaks, such eloquence -- I'm feeling that tingle up my leg again, aren't you?!!"


They are so unoriginal. This is the elect Obama playbook 2.0.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM (bDqIh)

169 What.... did he change the White House travel agency??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

NO, he just ordered the FIBs to bring him their file on every person who is employed in the Federal Government, anywhere.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM (DJFLF)

170 New Skippetdy Do-Dah University Poll:

Trump at 22% approval.

Posted by: Poll pusher at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM (WI7YS)

171 155 Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.
-----
What.... did he change the White House travel agency??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

LOL. Of course this is very unexpected, since every Republican President for the last 30 years had always Punished its friends, and Rewarded its enemies. How Dare Trump not honor that tradition!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (Kpl3J)

172 I question why Ace rote this post. What were his motives? Suspicious.

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (ySK7x)

173 I love the smell of winning in the morning. It smells like... victory.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (I8EVm)

174 Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)


Much worse than murdering them, right, Hills?

Yeah, she's not hoping for the nod. Nosir.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (iJVGX)

175 I mean really think about that. If you heard something so insane from a close family member, you'd think they just had a stroke or came down with schizophrenia.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (j3npP)
-------------

Smells more like the flop sweat of desperation.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (V3+/n)

176 Guessing the thing that has scarborough over the edge is having to scrub the cum out of brezinski at the end of every weekend in their home.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (HALdu)

177 I'm thinking they're going to go with "First homo president" like they did with first black.

-
Obozo had a single ply resume, no significant record, and criticizing him was ipso facto racist. Buttgiggity has a single ply resume, no significant record, and criticizing him is ipso facto homophobia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)

178 Think about this. Whenever the Left goes for a loved-by-their-base candidate, (socialist, populist, bleeding heart,...) they lose.

Whenever the Right goes for a loved-by-the-base, "far right" fringe candidate, the guy is elected (Reagan, Trump) and the countries economy, culture, and foreign policy thrive.

When the Rs go for an establishment "electable" candidate, (McStain, Romney, Dole, ...) they lose bigly.

The Ds have often relied on unknowns (Carter, Clinton) to win, or TFG who was a special circumstance.

Yet the news tells me daily that the Rs are out of touch with america, and radicalized and extreme.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (LWu6U)

179 Is it possible the Jews are behind Ace's post? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (I8EVm)

180 High Point University, the purveyor of cheap pistols?

High Point: It may not always go bang, but at least it's heavy, ugly, and won't fit your hand.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (9t0Zz)

181 Has to be mercury poisoning, no one is that crazy unassisted.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (xceTB)

182 Also: "He's moderate! He's brilliant! He has just the right mix of experience and gravitas! And when he speaks, such eloquence -- I'm feeling that tingle up my leg again, aren't you?!!"

If I felt a tingle up my leg, I'd look to make sure where Buttplug's hand was.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (iJVGX)

183
This should concern and anger us all.

She sounds like a muslim imam issuing a fatwa.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (9P5eb)

184 Yeah, the dems have been routed. Press the attack and destroy them as they retreat.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (Vy7tf)

What's best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their (self-identified this week) women!

Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (DU2N9)

185 Oliver & Hardy

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (m45I2)


Laurel & Hardy

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (hLRSq)

186 I know, you guys just can't get enough of my peepers.

Posted by: Popeye Schitt at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (vtcmf)

187 Is Edmund Muskie still available?

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ySK7x)

188 He's ugly. Soccer/Wine Moms won't vote for an ugly guy.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (NUfnT)

And that's kind of the interesting thing. There ISN'T a "President Boyfriend" for them to vote for, this time around.
Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (UnA8




The best they can hope for is President Gay Friend.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (mpeBU)

189 Why not just nominate Jimmy Carter. He is eligible, and would get the chance to break his own losing record.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (JRaU+)

190 @177

Obama was a cypher and MacGuggin Butt Juice actually has a record as Mayor and it's almost as bad as Corey Booker's record as Mayor of Newark.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (5KnDh)

191 So Matthews was drunk off his ass on TV huh?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (BqBId)

192 Fuck you, autocucumber.. I said balloon not gallon.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (myjNJ)

193 I've gone out and seen it - I've always enjoyed seeing Orion in the winter night sky, and even I can tell that the big red star in his shoulder has gotten very, very dim. It always used to blaze like a ruby in the sky.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (Kpl3J)


Yeah, verily. Should match Rigel not the belt stars.

Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (LPnfS)

194 Don't count Creepy Porn Lawyer out!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (RKQ/v)

195 Didn't obama kind of cover the first gay pres thing?

Clinton had the first doughnut bumper thing covered.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (HALdu)

196 I wish Trump would have been better at the "Lock her up" part. She managed to skate with all her Ukraine cash, and rewarded behavior is repeated behavior. If these dem bastards continue to escape prosecution, they will not say "whew, close one. I'll clean up my act". Instead they'll get more brazen and hostile.
Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (ONvIw)

He had to get control of the Government first, and as we have been saying, that is a YUGE task, and far from completed. Without that, there is no way to attack someone on her level.

she'll be dead soon enough - can't cheat the reaper.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)

197
I'm gonna start calling the Democrats and Fake News
the mujahideen.




Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (9P5eb)

198 OT: The alt-weekly Willamette Week in Portland has an article called:

Portland Is Home to the Largest Astrology School in America

You're not surprised, right?

But it gets even better - this astrology "school" is becoming woke!

The director of the school:

"Students are flying in every month from around the world because no one else is doing this in their astrology community," Hawthorne says. "No one else is considering how Scorpio for a queer black woman is different than Scorpio for a straight white male."

You, really, really can't make this up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (I2/tG)

199 Mayor Pete hasn't a prayer outside urban American - and his appeal is limited there. This is a test run for 2032 - that was the incubation period on the marriage agenda as well.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (xceTB)

200
Shiff's SS codename will be TOAD BUG.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (AzW6q)

201 >>High Point: It may not always go bang, but at least it's heavy, ugly, and won't fit your hand.


Hah!

: 'We've taken the cumbersome heft of an ordinary rock and reimagined it as an unreliable firearm."

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (NUfnT)

202 187 Is Edmund Muskie still available?
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ySK7x)

Nah. Stuffed, over a mantle.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (pDMT7)

203 Schiff/Nadler 2020: Another Fine Mess

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

204 High Point: When you really need a FTF.

Posted by: Popeye Schitt at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (vtcmf)

205 Buttigieg has zero chance in the general election for the sole reason that 90% of blacks are homophobic. They would never ever vote for a gay guy. And if the blacks stay home in any significant numbers, no Democrats has any chance of winning, since Trump is on track to get 70+% of the white vote.

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (ySK7x)

206 Two states in and this drunk is already talking about saviors and brokered conventions.

You know how I know the Dems are fucked?

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (QLPEO)

207 >>Portland Is Home to the Largest Astrology School in America


Also the most Satanists pre capita in America. Really.

Portland is a fucked up place.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (NUfnT)

208 White knight. White knight!

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (Vy7tf)

209 202 187 Is Edmund Muskie still available?
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ySK7x)

Nah. Stuffed, over a mantle.
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (pDMT7)

You're just baiting Muldoon.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (RD7QR)

210 You, really, really can't make this up.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (I2/tG

------

Late Roman mystic cults agree.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (AzW6q)

211 145 >>Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
@HillayClinton : How many has he had murdered?
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM

The eleventy-million he kicked off of government health care and food stamps! Reeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Gender Queer Gender Studies Major at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (+UTiv)

212 she'll be dead soon enough - can't cheat the reaper.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)

Ahem!
- Notorious RBG, doing her second P90X workout of the day

Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (DU2N9)

213 Laurel & Hardy
Posted by: Mikey NTH

******


Oh, thanks. My mistake. Something didn't sound right when I typed that.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (m45I2)

214 Schifty/Meggie Mac

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

215 Obozo had a single ply resume, no significant record, and criticizing him was ipso facto racist. Buttgiggity has a single ply resume, no significant record, and criticizing him is ipso facto homophobia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)

----

But there are a metric fuck ton more black voters than gay ones.

And not everyone is down with the all gay all the time social current.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

216

Yeah, just like white honkey diets aren't the same for "people of color"


Segregation In Everything is the new Black!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (9P5eb)

217 Kat Timpf is basically quirky blonde Jack Handy.

Great scouting job, TrueCon Inc!

Posted by: El Kabong at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (datdl)

218 I was going to say I was shocked that people went out and voted for Trump when it's a meaningless primary when I realized that I plan to vote for Trump in the primary because I'm a registered independent so that will run up the independents for Trump number and, primarily, because Trump 2020 Fuck You Again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (mf5HN)


So this always baffles me. The whole "meaningless primary" voting. Are these primaries solely for presidential candidates? Because in Ohio the presidential primary is also the primary for House seats, senate, and state level primaries as well as some other potential issues. So yeah the presidential primary is meaningless but there are other offices. Is this not the case in other states?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (YpqCi)

219 153 I, for one, think agreeing with Chris Matthews is a very bad idea.

However, I will make an exception this one time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (V3+/n)

Things are so bad for the demoncrats, even Van Jones is the voice of reason.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (Izzlo)

220 Low Point University Poll

87.5 % will not vote for a tweeter who has crazy hair.

Posted by: Poll pusher at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (WI7YS)

221 137 If it was Schiff, Trump would likely not even campaign in the traditional sense. He would just follow Schiff from stop to stop and heckle and interrupt him.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (JRaU+)


Not necessary. Just smirk and point at Schiff, then shake his head and walk off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (iJVGX)

222 I question why Ace rote this post. What were his motives? Suspicious.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (ySK7x)


I question my motives in READING this post.

I'd better go eat some chocolate until I get back to goodthink.

Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (LPnfS)

223 Fuck you, autocucumber.. I said balloon not gallon.
Posted by: Madamemayhem


You meant gallon.

Posted by: Autocorrect at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (QLPEO)

224 212 she'll be dead soon enough - can't cheat the reaper.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)

Ahem!
- Notorious RBG, doing her second P90X workout of the day
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (DU2N9)

I'm starting to think that RBG IS the Reaper!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (Kpl3J)

225 Trump vs Schiff?

Oh be still, my heart.

Posted by: creeper at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (XxJt1)

226 I do not think "homophobe" scares the average white person nearly as much as "racist" did.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (JRaU+)

227 Adam Schiff code name for SS would be Gollum.

Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (88xKn)

228
At Woodstock, Chris took the brown acid. He never got better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


He joined the Peace Corps to get out of the Viet Nam draft and was sent to Africa. Probably picked up a strain of Corona.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (aKsyK)

229
They ought to make a Black Coke.
And make Black TV sets.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (9P5eb)

230 uck you, autocucumber.. I said balloon not gallon.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

You meant gallon.
Posted by: Autocorrect at February




either way it is a lot of cum

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (HALdu)

231 >> Kat Timpf is basically quirky blonde Jack Handy.


She is horrible. Really, really horrible.

And I will cut a tiny girl in glasses a TON of slack.

But, she is often painful to listen to.

That carbunkle on her face ain't helping her much, either.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (NUfnT)

232 Is Edmund Muskie still available?

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ySK7x)



Jimmah: If not go with Hubert Horotio Hornblower

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (mpeBU)

233
Former CNBC broadcast host will challenge AOC in congressional primary:

https://tinyurl.com/uoyj2dl
Two Latinas enter the ring, only one leaves.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (DJFLF)

234 Bensalem, PA: vendor opens store that sells TRUMP gear exclusively:
https://tinyurl.com/tqxbqku
500 walk in customers first day
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (DJFLF)


Wait, in Bensalem? Dude.

In anecdata news, Boy BFF lives in roughly that area. His wife makes big money and they live in a golf community. We're talking upper middle class to lower upper class area.

His wife, who I adore, is a bleeding heart loon. She is beside herself that pretty much every single person they know is going to vote Trump and vote Trump happily. This was major Hillary land before.

Boy BFF has turned into the HOA snitch of the neighborhood. Last night he was telling me about a new neighbor who moved in this week and one of the first things she did was put up a Bloomberg sign.

He went over and told her, sorry, no signs allowed. Nothing. No political signs. No security services signs. No this roof was done by Joe Blow Roofing signs. Nothing. She was all upset about the infringement on her free speech and how dare they! Then he explained to her that if she wanted to alienate the neighborhood, going full Bloomberg would do it because this was Trumpland.

She lost her mind because this is supposed to be a nice, progressive community. And it is. And they all love how their investments are doing, you know, the ones that let them move into a neighborhood where the minimum buy in for a house is $425k.

Anecdata but still. It is data.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (mf5HN)

235 146 High Point University, the purveyor of cheap pistols?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM

We prefer to think of our products as deluxe self-defense clubs or hammers with an added occasional fire capability.

Posted by: Hi-Point Pistols Inc at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (+UTiv)

236 Three hundred planks and four hundred squats just this morning. Barely broke wind.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (vtcmf)

237 Yet the news tells me daily that the Rs are out of touch with america, and radicalized and extreme.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (LWu6U)

The problem is you can't take the time to explain this kind of thing to people. They don't have the patience or intellectual curiosity. Generally things like Chimpy McHalliburton, OrangeManBad, and Hope and Change are far more persuasive.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (I8EVm)

238 OT: Concerning the sidebar.


I want Wes Anderson's "DUNE".


I mean, who can't see Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (z0XD8)

239
In Matthew's defense, the whole Dem primary lineup is pathetic, and he knows it. He's desperate, and the Dems (for some reason) think Schiff handled himself well during the impeachment.

I don't know what their party leadership does at this point.
Posted by: Grimaldi

========

Andrea Mitchell is all about the danger of having a bunch of them running neck-in-neck. The thing is, it's a rat race rather than a horse race.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (M9ntN)

240 * biding time for the Sykes poat *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (ILS6+)

241 229
They ought to make a Black Coke.
And make Black TV sets.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (9P5eb)

I really hate when people start with bullshit like this.

How about pulling out the "You shouldn't be allowed to use anything invented by whites, get off my internet" line next?

Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (UnA8+)

242
RE: Sidebar item about Timpf.

ConservaTHOTs like Timpf are one of the nasty symptoms of a conservative media establishment dominated by the cucks.

If spineless, thirst beta-orbiters like Bill Kristol and David French had been able to achieve an erection outside of a shed in the last thirty years, we wouldn't be stuck with luminaries like Timpf and DeSanctis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (AzW6q)

243 She is horrible. Really, really horrible.

And I will cut a tiny girl in glasses a TON of slack.

But, she is often painful to listen to.

That carbunkle on her face ain't helping her much, either.
Posted by: garrett at February



They are just checking a box with her.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (HALdu)

244 Oh my God. This would be epic!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (NWiLs)

245 I do not think "homophobe" scares the average white person nearly as much as "racist" did.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (JRaU+)

Certainly not in the "Drag Queen Story Time" and "let's feed physiology-altering hormones to 5-year old) age.

Really, not sure any of those slurs have the effect they used to.

Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (DU2N9)

246 I, for one, think agreeing with Chris Matthews is a very bad idea.

However, I will make an exception this one time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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He had a brief moment of clarity on election night that maybe the reason they missed so bad was their fault, but it cleared up by morning.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (Xvo1a)

247 196 I wish Trump would have been better at the "Lock her up" part. She managed to skate with all her Ukraine cash, and rewarded behavior is repeated behavior. If these dem bastards continue to escape prosecution, they will not say "whew, close one. I'll clean up my act". Instead they'll get more brazen and hostile.
Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (ONvIw)

He had to get control of the Government first, and as we have been saying, that is a YUGE task, and far from completed. Without that, there is no way to attack someone on her level.

she'll be dead soon enough - can't cheat the reaper.
Posted by: Tom Servo
-----------
RBG is somewhere laughing in the background...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (a3tan)

248 Isn't it interesting that the saviors for the Dems always come from California or New York.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (JKNZq)

249 "Students are flying in every month from around the world because no one else is doing this in their astrology community," Hawthorne says. "No one else is considering how Scorpio for a queer black woman is different than Scorpio for a straight white male."

You, really, really can't make this up.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (I2/tG)


STEM --> STEAM

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (iJVGX)

250 The great thing about Matthews is there's a good chance at some point he'll just spit (heh) out exactly how the DNC is gonna screw Bernie out of the nomination.

Remember the time he started rambling about people going into poor neighborhoods and handing out cash- making it very clear this was a time honored Dem. practice? Talking about it like it was the greatest thing.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (AD3JT)

251 >>They are just checking a box with her.


I'd check it for additional carbunkles before I went any further.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (NUfnT)

252 @205

70pct of the white vote is far too optimistic. He got 54pct in 2016.


I will settle for 60pct of the white vote, 12pct of the black vote and 40pct of the hispanic vote.


He'd win 45 states if he could pull that off.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (5KnDh)

253 Wait are those people flying in to that astrology school on brooms like Harry Potter? Cool!

Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (xceTB)

254 He went over and told her, sorry, no signs allowed. Nothing. No
political signs. No security services signs. No this roof was done by
Joe Blow Roofing signs. Nothing. She was all upset about the
infringement on her free speech and how dare they! Then he explained to
her that if she wanted to alienate the neighborhood, going full
Bloomberg would do it because this was Trumpland.


It's telling that Mr. Domanico, the Trump store owner, opened his store because he knew it would be successful. In a PA collar county.

About the lawn signs - most HOAs don't even allow a For Sale sign on the lawn, you have to put it in the window.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (DJFLF)

255 Really, not sure any of those slurs have the effect they used to.
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (DU2N9)


I don't consider it to be a slur. It's like accusing someone of being sensible, or normal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (iJVGX)

256 Klomentum!



Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)

257 That carbuncle is indeed disturbing. You can usually find a good rat to gnaw those off.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (vtcmf)

258 61
Schiff's neck would fit into the gap between The Tank's teeth.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

_________


We need a photoshop of this, stat!

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:31 PM (+29Lf)

259 The High Point.school.motto is "Rich Stupid.and.Entitled"

Posted by: Regular joe at February 12, 2020 01:31 PM (6/uwW)

260 247 RBG is somewhere laughing in the background...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (a3tan)

==========

Theory:

RBG is the Grim Reaper.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:31 PM (zZbCU)

261 1-800-KARBUNKLZ-4-KIDZ

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (NWiLs)

262 Tweety made a huge past mistake trying to match drink for drink with Tip O'Neill. That's like Gaylord trying to block a Joel Embiid dunk.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (Yp/pV)

263 she'll be dead soon enough - can't cheat the reaper.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)

She will live to be 90, and will die as an unprosecuted hero of the left.

If the administration doesn't plan on prosecuting these people, then it should stop posturing instead of appointing a putz like Huber who goes ahead and exonerates the ones Trump calls guilty.

For a couple years, we were told that Huber was going to get to the bottom of Clinton criminality and restore a single standard for justice. Instead, he found nothing. So are we to assume there was nothing to find?

I assume, until proven otherwise, that all this chatter about imminent arrests is the same bullshit warmed over.

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (ONvIw)

264
The great thing about Matthews is there's a good chance at some point he'll just spit (heh) out exactly how the DNC is gonna screw Bernie out of the nomination.

Posted by: Ktgreat

======

They're already doing it on MSNBC. They had a guest yesterday (can't remember who -- some sub-sub-level operative) -- who sat right there and said they have to stop Bernie somehow.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (M9ntN)

265 238 OT: Concerning the sidebar.


I want Wes Anderson's "DUNE".


I mean, who can't see Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (z0XD

I will encompass your doom. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Posted by: Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

266 Klomentum!


*******


Klo-gasm

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (m45I2)

267 In a PA collar county. >>>>

I meant Philly collar county, and I can't even blame autocorrect.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (DJFLF)

268 Whatever happened to that Evan Bayh guy? He could have walked away with this election. I guess the Dems are still pissed at him for resigning from the Senate and not giving enough advanced notice to field a candidate.

Posted by: Orson at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (N+w28)

269 Oliver Hardy



Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (m45I2)





Laurel Hardy

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (hLRSq)

Abbot and Hardy

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (q1Pj5)

270 And I will cut a tiny girl in glasses a TON of slack.

Better if she's a brunette

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

271 Ace, just last week you said you WERE getting tired of the winning.


Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (d7Ww2)

272 I will settle for 60pct of the white vote, 12pct of the black vote and 40pct of the hispanic vote.


He'd win 45 states if he could pull that off.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (5KnDh)

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He'll get 53 of caucasian, 9% of blacks and he will get 40%+ of Hispanics.


Bookmark this link and come back and comment on election day.....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

273 Mayor Butt Bandit looks like that Global Warming Nazi Greta, only more feminine.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (rLZe7)

274 177
Obozo had a single ply resume, no significant record, and criticizing him was ipso facto racist. Buttgiggity has a single ply resume, no significant record, and criticizing him is ipso facto homophobia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM

Obama ran against an old, grumpy RINO that didn't fight back, hated his VP and was following an unpopular incumbent Republican during a recession. Buttigieg will run against a popular, fighting incumbent president with a strong economy. It'll be a bloodbath.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (+UTiv)

275 She is horrible. Really, really horrible.
And I will cut a tiny girl in glasses a TON of slack.
But, she is often painful to listen to.
That carbunkle on her face ain't helping her much, either.
Posted by: garrett
------

I haven't watched Fox in awhile so haven't seen her recently, but I remember thinking she looked anorexic she was so skinny.

Posted by: Biergood at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (yb6r+)

276 Rush says Klomentum sounds like a constipation drug.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (AD3JT)

277 226 I do not think "homophobe" scares the average white person nearly as much as "racist" did.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (JRaU+)

Plus there was a whole lot of guilt and shame to mine in 2008. Plus it was easy to run against Bush (the last three election winners ran against Bush), plus the media was more influential, plus McCain was an asshole.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (I8EVm)

278 Really, not sure any of those slurs have the effect they used to.
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (DU2N9)

I don't consider it to be a slur. It's like accusing someone of being sensible, or normal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (iJVGX)

Neither do I. But those hurling it consider it to be Kryptonite to Superman.

Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (DU2N9)

279 236 Three hundred planks and four hundred squats just this morning. Barely broke wind.
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (vtcmf)


Eric Swallowell sobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (iJVGX)

280 256 Klomentum!


Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)


Q: What powers the clown car?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (hLRSq)

281 265 238 OT: Concerning the sidebar.


I want Wes Anderson's "DUNE".


I mean, who can't see Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (z0XD

I will encompass your doom. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Posted by: Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

===========

If you haven't seen the parody Wes Anderson makes a God of War movie, you must find it now.

RIGHT NOW!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (zZbCU)

282
Klomentum!



Posted by: Guy Smiley

======

What ever happened to Joementum?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (M9ntN)

283 The massive Trump vote in the primary is vastly important IMO. With the sense that Trump is gonna win in November, I believe will depress the Dem vote. Just my take.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (pDMT7)

284 It's telling that Mr. Domanico, the Trump store owner, opened his store because he knew it would be successful. In a PA collar county.

About the lawn signs - most HOAs don't even allow a For Sale sign on the lawn, you have to put it in the window.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (DJFLF)



Yup, same in his. No signs at all.

And I loved that the Trump store guy's response to the criticism of his store is open a Bernie store right next to me, it's vacant, it'll be fun.

See, there's the difference. Left wants him thrown out, Right says, hey, rent that one and let's have some fun with this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (mf5HN)

285 Kat Timpf is a former democrat and a failed comedienne, so I take that into account when completely dismissing her. The conserva-faking has been berry berry good to her. She finally found a gig but I ain't buying a ticket.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (XN+hF)

286 >>Better if she's a brunette


Always.

Brunettes > Red Heads > Blondes

Whoa - Active shooting in Missoula. Someone shooting at cop cars...

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (NUfnT)

287 Bloomberg might produce good ads, but he won't hold up well under direct questioning or during debates. He just oozes supercilious smarm. ANd the bruthas will not take too kindly to his "throw 'em up against the wall" rhetoric.

I don't even think Frank Rizzo talked like that.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (DJFLF)

288 He'll get 53 of caucasian, 9% of blacks and he will get 40%+ of Hispanics.

Hispancs aren't real big on teh gay either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

289
High point makes shitty weapons. Their polling is suspect too.
Posted by: Awkward davies at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (iviHh)







You know how Taurus has The Judge and SandW has The Governor, both revolver 45Colt/410 shotties? I hear that HighPoint is coming out with their own version.

They're calling it "The Defendant".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (kw0bd)

290
When Trump is reelected, life will go on. The most hysterical foamy anti-Trump types will still have a job. In this economy, so will everyone else.

This intense urgency about "doing something" about Trump is just weird.

Maybe thieves and their contractors are worried about having to work for a living.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (6L2Vj)

291 I will give Schiff this, he doesn't have the weird voice you'd expect from a guy that looks like him, its actually a pretty solid baritone voice. You'd think he would sound like Pee Wee Herman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)


I noticed that during the impeachment follies. Wasn't looking at the t.v. Heard a not unpleasant voice speaking clearly no lisp or other affectation, just speaking gibberish. When I looked up and realized it was Schiff, it surprised me. I really expected him to sound like a gallon leaking air.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM

He does get angry, though, and it comes out in his voice. After impeachment went down in flames he lectured the senators with a tight-lipped, barely-holding-it-together trembling anger. I thought, this guy can barely, just barely, control himself.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (COzlW)

292 Gonna quietly mention this.

Baltimore...two federal agents shot in NE Baltimore just a bit ago.

Multiple agencies responded.

Officers with ICE emblems in some of the many black SUV's defending on the area.

Individual believed to be suspect is dead, and under a sheet in the front yard of the apartment complex.

No status on condition of officers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (tT0V4)

293 I mean, who can't see Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (z0XD

Naw, Bill Murray IS the Kwizatz Hadderich!

John Candy as CGI Baron Harkonnen!

John Larroquete as the Padishah Emperor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)

294 Klomentum!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)
-------
Is it Klomentum! or Klobmentum!? Need a ruling at work here, it's a 2-2 tie.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Xvo1a)

295 They ought to make a Black Coke.


They already do:

Pepsi

Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (2cfUo)

296 Perhaps apocryphal, but 1) too good to check, and 2) totally consistent with Moynihan's wit, attitude, and fearlessness - story from his time at the UN as US ambassador.

One of the many ridiculous, toothless, but vile resolutions denouncing the US or Israel or motherhood or gravity or something had passed the General Assembly, and the assembled Third World reps of despots and criminal regimes were whooping it up in the chamber.

Moynihan got recognition and said to the chair: "the United States objects to the sacrifice of live animals in the aisles".

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (El6T/)

297 Whatever happened to that Evan Bayh guy? He could have walked away with this election. I guess the Dems are still pissed at him for resigning from the Senate and not giving enough advanced notice to field a candidate.
Posted by: Orson at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (N+w2


I used to worry about him being a normal kind of guy, albeit kind of a snotty cocksucker, but I guess he's not nearly nutty enough.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Yp/pV)

298 @285

She doesn't call herself a conservative, she identifies as "Libertarian."


Which simply means she likes pot and easy, consequence free sex.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (5KnDh)

299 Don't take Klomentum if you're allergic to Klomentum.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (sWM8x)

300 And that's kind of the interesting thing. There ISN'T a "President Boyfriend" for them to vote for, this time around.

Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (UnA8+)

_________


"A 'President Hair Stylist' is the next best thing." -- Mary Pete Bootygag

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (d+n3B)

301
256 Klomentum!


Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)


Q: What powers the clown car?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (hLRSq)..

----

Klamato juice ???

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

302 Michael Bennet (D-CO) ends his presidential bid, announces he wants to spend more time with his family, but even they don't know who the hell he is.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (m45I2)

303 Barely broke wind.
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM


I can help. Give me a toot?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (xVRZq)

304 Kat Timpf is a former democrat and a failed comedienne, so I take that into account when completely dismissing her. The conserva-faking has been berry berry good to her. She finally found a gig but I ain't buying a ticket.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


I've never bought in. She always seemed like a phoney baloney.

Cute tho. Would.

Posted by: Autocorrect at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (QLPEO)

305 Do not take Klomentum if you are allergic to Klomentum or its ingredients. Do not handle tablets if you are pregnant or nursing, or have any plans on being in the same room as small children within the next fortnight. Possible side effects include violent, painful diarrhea, nasal polyps, spontaneous decapitation and a craving for Chipotle burritos.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (xPJvm)

306 Klo-ggenstein

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (I8EVm)

307 Sock!

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (QLPEO)

308 Whoa - Active shooting in Missoula. Someone shooting at cop cars...
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (NUfnT)

Hmmm, let's see. Democrat "front-runner" imploding. Democrat primaries not going the way anyone seems to want. Trump cruising.

This is about the time someone goes on a shooting spree, right?

Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (DU2N9)

309 Naw, Bill Murray IS the Kwizatz Hadderich!

John Candy as CGI Baron Harkonnen!

John Larroquete as the Padishah Emperor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)

-----

Winona Ryder as Alia for the win!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (8XRCm)

310 She doesn't call herself a conservative, she identifies as "Libertarian."


Which simply means she likes pot and easy, consequence free sex.
Posted by: John Thornton at February




Having sex with her wold be like fucking a handful of pencils.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (HALdu)

311 in flames he lectured the senators with a
tight-lipped, barely-holding-it-together trembling anger. I thought,
this guy can barely, just barely, control himself.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (COzlW)

Yet *still* he does not spontaneously combust!
WHY OH WHY AM I DENIED THE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OF MY COMMIE ENEMIES?? WHY LORD, WHY?

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (DJFLF)

312 Laurel Hardy

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (hLRSq)


That was the Hardy Boys cousin?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (mpeBU)

313 Maybe thieves and their contractors are worried about having to work for a living.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (6L2Vj)

That's pretty much entirely it. Conmen can't stand the idea of honest work. They'll work twice as hard for half the return, as long as it's not a 9-5 job.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (J+mig)

314
Hmmm, let's see. Democrat "front-runner" imploding. Democrat primaries not going the way anyone seems to want. Trump cruising.

----

Those Bernie Bots are SUCH pranksters.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (8XRCm)

315 Wait are those people flying in to that astrology school on brooms like Harry Potter? Cool!
Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM


All except for the scholarship kids. They got stuck with Swiffers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (ejd/p)

316 New Klomentum for those awkward moments when you have to go, but can't. Try Klomentum to control your bowel urges.

Do not take Klomentum if you are allergic to Klomentum. Klomentum may cause rickets, blindness, leprosy, skin sloughing, full-body hair loss, cancer, and tuberculosis. In some cases, Klomentum caused uncontrollable seizures leading to death. Ask your doctor if Klomentum is right for you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

317 "It seems that the imposters calling themselves "journalists" today believe that no one reports anything unless they have a political agenda which is advanced by the report."

That is what journalists have always done.
"The greatest trick journalists ever played was convincing the world they were not biased."
The only thing that has changed is that certain journalists are breaking the masquerade and confessing the bias they have always operated under.

Posted by: Sam at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (ohyxL)

318 And they all love how their investments are doing, you know, the ones that let them move into a neighborhood where the minimum buy in for a house is $425k.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (mf5HN)


You can get a house in California for $425K, right after they take the "Fido" sign off from over the doorway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (iJVGX)

319 Bloomberg might produce good ads, but he won't hold up well under direct questioning or during debates. He just oozes supercilious smarm. ANd the bruthas will not take too kindly to his "throw 'em up against the wall" rhetoric.

I don't even think Frank Rizzo talked like that.
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM

He's too short to get elected. I'm not being flippant. Short men don't make it to the White House. On top of everything else his voice dooms his candidacy. He sounds much gayer than Mayor Pete. A lisping, effeminate, fussy, mincing little man.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (COzlW)

320 Maybe Trump could sponsor that same voice actor from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken to follow Schiff around and yell out at every campaign stop, "Attaboy, Adam!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (q1Pj5)

321 It really doesn't matter who (or what) wins the Dem nomination. The media will pivot as one proclaiming allegiance and supporting said nominee.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (MMNuL)

322 142
Schifty/Nadler

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
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Battle tested. Battle hardened.

Posted by: Groundhog at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (VYwSh)

323
Heard a not unpleasant voice speaking clearly no lisp or other affectation, just speaking gibberish. When I looked up and realized it was Schiff, it surprised me. I really expected him to sound like a gallon leaking air.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM

He does get angry, though, and it comes out in his voice. After impeachment went down in flames he lectured the senators with a tight-lipped, barely-holding-it-together trembling anger. I thought, this guy can barely, just barely, control himself.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey

=======

When Schiff gets upset, he nearly cries. His voice cracks, and he yells and spits.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (M9ntN)

324 Having sex with her wold be like fucking a handful of pencils.

eraser end ? or pointy ?
Number 2 ?
more details needed

Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (2cfUo)

325 Shiff's SS codename will be TOAD BUG.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (AzW6q)

Nah - HE'S ON HIS OWN

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (32YRo)

326 294 Klomentum!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)
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Is it Klomentum! or Klobmentum!? Need a ruling at work here, it's a 2-2 tie.
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Xvo1a)

Klobumentum. Always good to get a vowel in there, keeps it from looking like Serbian surnames.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

327

Lulz:

pete buttsex came in 2nd in NH but guess what?

He TIED Bernie Sanders for Delegates!

How Does DNC Math Work?!?!? Hahahahaha.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (9P5eb)

328 319
He's too short to get elected. I'm not being flippant. Short men don't make it to the White House. On top of everything else his voice dooms his candidacy. He sounds much gayer than Mayor Pete. A lisping, effeminate, fussy, mincing little man.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (COzlW)

=========

Ahem....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (zZbCU)

329 Klomentum!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)


Was that the sequel to Khartoum?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (mpeBU)

330 Do not take Klomentum if you are allergic to Klomentum. Klomentum may cause rickets, blindness, leprosy, skin sloughing, full-body hair loss, cancer, and tuberculosis. In some cases, Klomentum caused uncontrollable seizures leading to death. Ask your doctor if Klomentum is right for you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)



I think it is Dennis Miller who notes that death should not be listed as a side effect of a medication since it seems to be more of an effect.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

331 I think Lt. Vindman should be their nominee.

Posted by: Michael L Blair at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (yiAMj)

332 >>pete buttsex came in 2nd in NH but guess what?


Pete is pretty comfortable with #2.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (NUfnT)

333 Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (UnA8+

These are responses to stupidity. Not the origin of the stupidity. You seem to always fail to notice the difference.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (2DOZq)

334 Not following. Who is skinny girl avec carbuncle?

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (pDMT7)

335 276 Rush says Klomentum sounds like a constipation drug.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (AD3JT)

Do not take if allergic to Klomentum. Klomentum may cause impotence, hysterical pregnancy and "sausage fingers." Do not handle broken tablets. Do not look directly at Klomentum. Do not say "Klomentum" three time while looking in a mirror. See our ad in Golf Digest.

Posted by: The Makers of Klomentum at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (Izzlo)

336 275 She is horrible. Really, really horrible.
And I will cut a tiny girl in glasses a TON of slack.
But, she is often painful to listen to.
That carbunkle on her face ain't helping her much, either.
Posted by: garrett
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I haven't watched Fox in awhile so haven't seen her recently, but I remember thinking she looked anorexic she was so skinny.
Posted by: Biergood at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (yb6r+)

---------

Kat Timpf seems to be a regular on the Greg Gutfeld Saturday night show. It seems like she has a running gag about how f-ed up her boyfriends were.

Hmmm? What did her boyfriends all have in common?

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (+0uDE)

337 following an unpopular incumbent Republican during a recession.

...who'd followed a perhaps necessary but incompetently led war with another completely unnecessary and incompetently led war.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (8erNz)

338 I will say this about Wes Anderson, he has an aesthetic and is married to it, and usually executes and lands.


I've seen many of his films and can say that I did not dislike any of them.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (5KnDh)

339 The best they can hope for is President Gay Friend.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (mpeBU)
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and fireside fashion tips!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (V3+/n)

340 If Klobberchar makes it, eating salads with a comb will become A Thing.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (COzlW)

341 My wrist/thumb brace is "Mueller" brand.

Now I'm worried it's going to stab me in the back and try to destroy the republic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (I2dne)

342 I am not tired of winning. Second helpings please.

Posted by: iandeal at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (vgGyZ)

343
They're already doing it on MSNBC. They had a guest yesterday (can't remember who -- some sub-sub-level operative) -- who sat right there and said they have to stop Bernie somehow.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (M9ntN)

I think TuCa covered this last night- it was a paid DNC operative, yet that part was not disclosed. Shocker.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (NiFkv)

344 Hmmm? What did her boyfriends all have in common?

"at some point I would have to ask 'maybe its ME'?"
--Ron White

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

345
Tyrus and Timpf have a thing.


Prove me wrong.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

346 If you die while taking Komentum stop taking it immediately and call your doctor.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (m45I2)

347 I am so fucking bored.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (HALdu)

348 Hmmm? What did her boyfriends all have in common?
Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (+0uDE)


A secret desire for cock?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (wCmLp)

349
I think it is Dennis Miller who notes that death should not be listed as a side effect of a medication since it seems to be more of an effect.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM

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One time, me and my buddy did some horse tranks we found in his dad's barn.

Bad idea!

After we got pretty sick, we looked at the datasheet for the damned things, and the list of side effects was five pages long, with many seriously scary things. Couched about halfway through was simply "death."

The moral of the story is...

Horse Tranks: Not Even Once.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (AzW6q)

350 Ask your doctor if Klomentum is right for you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

If he says yes, feel free to dick punch him.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (32YRo)

351 Hillary Clinton @ HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.



I'm angered that she isn't behind bars already.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (eN2PK)

352 Wow. Some people see a world that a much larger segment of the population are incapable of even imagining.--
The drinking probably helps.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (veJcn)

353 338 I will say this about Wes Anderson, he has an aesthetic and is married to it, and usually executes and lands.


I've seen many of his films and can say that I did not dislike any of them.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (5KnDh)

=========

There's nothing wrong with it, it's just easy to make fun of.

Ozu's movies all look the same, and they're great. No one seems to care that they look the same.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (zZbCU)

354 Amynesty 2020

Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (rpxSz)

355 He's too short to get elected. I'm not being flippant. Short men don't make it to the White House. On top of everything else his voice dooms his candidacy. He sounds much gayer than Mayor Pete. A lisping, effeminate, fussy, mincing little man.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (COzlW)


Imagine the scene at a debate with Trump.

Trump doesn't have to say a word. All he has to do is lean back, theatrically look at Bloomberg's feet, checking for a box.

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (iJVGX)

356
Naw, Bill Murray IS the Kwizatz Hadderich!

John Candy as CGI Baron Harkonnen!

John Larroquete as the Padishah Emperor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)

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Winona Ryder as Alia for the win!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (8XRCm)







Naw. Bring back Alicia Witt as Alia. The lisping kid in Lynch's movie turned into a ginger smokeshow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (kw0bd)

357 Tyrus and Timpf have a thing.


Prove me wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at February




He uses her for a buttplug

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (HALdu)

358 Winona Ryder as Alia for the win!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM


When BSG shows up, it's on you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (+Z/nc)

359 236 Three hundred planks and four hundred squats just this morning. Barely broke wind.
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (vtcmf)

My CrossFit WOD today is 6 rounds of 400 meter run and 25 burpees with a 1 ft vert. jump.

He Hate Me

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2020 01:42 PM (CLteG)

360 329 Klomentum!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)


Was that the sequel to Khartoum?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (mpeBU)
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Klomydia, It's infectious!

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 01:42 PM (G0vdT)

361 Wow. Some people see a world that a much larger segment of the population are incapable of even imagining.
Posted by: DaveD at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (P5fqQ)

==========

This is how a visionary works.

Steve Jobs. Chris Columbus. Chris Williams. Really all the same.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:42 PM (zZbCU)

362 Kat Timpf seems to be a regular on the Greg Gutfeld Saturday night show. It seems like she has a running gag about how f-ed up her boyfriends were.

Hmmm? What did her boyfriends all have in common?
Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (+0uDE)


They are all actually gay?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:42 PM (mpeBU)

363
Tyrus and Timpf have a thing.


Prove me wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

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The physics don't work. If Tyrus hit that, she'd be in traction.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:42 PM (AzW6q)

364 248 Isn't it interesting that the saviors for the Dems always come from California or New York.
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (JKNZq)

Hi notsothoreau! Good to see you!!!

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (I8EVm)

365 335-

The media is also using "Klosurge", which as Rush pointed out, just sounds like what you take if you took to much Klomentum.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (AD3JT)

366 Ahem....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM

That was then, this is now. Name a short modern prezzy. I'm talking homunculus short like Bloomie.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (COzlW)

367 The physics don't work. If Tyrus hit that, she'd be in traction.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February



Few things worse than fucking a girl you are afraid of breaking.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (HALdu)

368 WHY OH WHY AM I DENIED THE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OF MY COMMIE ENEMIES?? WHY LORD, WHY?
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (DJFLF)

I think God is letting them shoot themselves in the foot until they realize that there's no hope for ever creating their imaginary utopia. They will, sooner or later, and I think most of the leaders will go the Jim Jones route rather than swallow their pride and admit that they followed a false god.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (J+mig)

369 If Klobberchar makes it, eating salads with a comb will become A Thing.


*******

AquaNet™ vinaigrette

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (m45I2)

370 She doesn't call herself a conservative, she identifies as "Libertarian."


Which simply means she likes pot and easy, consequence free sex.
Posted by: John Thornton at February


Having sex with her wold be like fucking a handful of pencils.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (HALdu)


Maybe that's why she's a libertarian? It's an admission that she's not wife material.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (KUaJL)

371 I am waiting for the Democrats to come out of their shock, and realize what a miserable failure Schitty-Schiff really is.

Does anyone think that Nancy really, really regrets not waiting 48 hours to hold that impeachment press conference? She knew the transcript was coming? Why not wait?

But Nancy is a Political Super Genius!

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (+0uDE)

372 Naw, Bill Murray IS the Kwizatz Hadderich!

John Candy as CGI Baron Harkonnen!

John Larroquete as the Padishah Emperor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)


Kwizatz Hadderich
Harkonnen is stoned
And Mau dib
Goes rolling home!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

373
Is the DNC trying to finagle a buttsex/amy ticket?
A "midwest" ticket, or a "heartland" ticket with two
fake moderates?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (9P5eb)

374 The moral of the story is...

Horse Tranks: Not Even Once.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (AzW6q)

I have no idea if this is what you ran into, but I remember that PCP's main use was as a horse trank. Yeah that's a direct ticket to psychosis, right there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (Kpl3J)

375 >>The physics don't work. If Tyrus hit that, she'd be in traction.


You can break a stick. You can't break a hole.

Posted by: Stuff Grandma used to say... at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (NUfnT)

376

He uses her for a buttplug
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (HALdu)

----

Still a thing.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (8XRCm)

377 Tyrus and Timpf have a thing.


Prove me wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
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High speed spinner?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (NiFkv)

378 340
If Klobberchar makes it, eating salads with a comb will become A Thing.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (COzlW)

_______


You mean it's not already "A Thing?" Asking for a friend ...

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (d+n3B)

379 Kat Timpf is a former democrat and a failed comedienne, so I take that into account when completely dismissing her. The conserva-faking has been berry berry good to her. She finally found a gig but I ain't buying a ticket.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (XN+hF)
***********
She claims she says she's a libertarian and she did graduate from Hillsdale College so there's that.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (wiXsO)

380 We Brits prefer "Klobumentium." And it is our language, after all.

Posted by: Dak Jeenter, Earl of Cornhole at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (sWM8x)

381 "He also floated the possibility of Rep. Adam Schiff (D., Calif.) becoming the Democratic nominee if a brokered convention occurs."

Now that's bonerific!

Posted by: Winning! at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (6eEQ+)

382 Klosurge? lolno

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (QLPEO)

383 How does a Senator who declares as Independent get a ballot with the DNC in the first place?

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (w7KSn)

384 368 WHY OH WHY AM I DENIED THE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OF MY COMMIE ENEMIES?? WHY LORD, WHY?
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (DJFLF)

I think God is letting them shoot themselves in the foot until they realize that there's no hope for ever creating their imaginary utopia. They will, sooner or later, and I think most of the leaders will go the Jim Jones route rather than swallow their pride and admit that they followed a false god.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (J+mig)

*flips through history book*

No I'm pretty sure they'd happily rule over a dystopia.

Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (YVvSQ)

385 Any chance the Democrat powers-that-be might want Bootygiggles to get passed over this time around? If he were to win the nomination and lose to Trump he'd have the stink of failure on him and likely not get another chance for a while because most people don't like losers. If he doesn't get the nomination this time he may be able to spend the next four years working on his ground game, building up relationships, and come back next time around and be the party frontrunner.

Meanwhile, they can throw Sanders to the wolves and be rid of him or send out Klobuchar for ritual sacrifice and not lose anything of value.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (1ss+9)

386 The physics don't work. If Tyrus hit that, she'd be in traction.


You can break a stick. You can't break a hole.
Posted by: Stuff Grandma used to say... at February



Yeah but who wants her after he breaks her legs off?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (HALdu)

387 Hillary Clinton @ HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.

The former White House travel office would like to have a word with Hillary.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (2DOZq)

388 Ahem....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM


It was a simpler time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (HWWaj)

389 > Klomentum!

That sounds like a pharmaceutical for elderly people with mental issues.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (Ewo9R)

390 Tangential question:

Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)

391 The physics don't work. If Tyrus hit that, she'd be in traction.


You can break a stick. You can't break a hole.
Posted by: Stuff Grandma used to say... at February




She is the younger, stupider, skinnier version of ann coulter.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (HALdu)

392 I notice tyrant and king is the new already tired talking point. Trying to set up an election between "democracy" and "monarchy"? Pretty much at the bottom of the barrel now.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (I8EVm)

393 Having sex with her wold be like fucking a handful of pencils.



eraser end ? or pointy ?

Number 2 ?

more details needed

Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (2cfUo)

Ticonderoga!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (q1Pj5)

394 Klomentum!



It's a city in Sudan.


Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (gmo/4)

395 Bring back Alicia Witt as Alia. The lisping kid in Lynch's movie turned into a ginger smokeshow.

I know they overdubbed her voice but she was creepy as hell

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

396 Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)

Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (2DOZq)

397 >>Yeah but who wants her after he breaks her legs off?


'I need a hole
I don't need no hips
I layed a line of coke
on her tits'

Posted by: GWAR at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (NUfnT)

398 Polk?

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (QLPEO)

399 Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)

Obama.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (xPJvm)

400 385. I think the problem with saving Pete for another cycle is that he has no where to go in IN. He is not a viable statewide candidate (he got crushed before). I guess it is possible he could carpetbag to another state and try his luck there.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (JRaU+)

401 By the by, BC and I are going to record a podcast tonight.

BUY MORE HEADPHONES!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

402 Jessie Lieu hired Huber. They say.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (NHSOx)

403
How does a Senator who declares as Independent get a ballot with the DNC in the first place?
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (w7KSn)

-----

I think the original plan was "lets get all his voters under our tent, dick him out of the nomination, then steal his voters."

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

404 eraser end ? or pointy ?

Number 2 ?

more details needed

Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (2cfUo)

mechanical

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (KUaJL)

405 Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?

Obama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

406 Is the troll dead?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (1ISKN)

407
I will support Trump behaving as a monarch, if he puts Letters of Marque on Deep Staters and Leftists (BIRM).

I love my job... but I would ditch it in a hot minute if "Land Privateer" becomes a thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)

408 325 Shiff's SS codename will be TOAD BUG.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (AzW6q)

Nah - HE'S ON HIS OWN
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (32YRo)

Nah. Solo, so he can think they're complimenting him while saying "like hell I'd take a bullet for him, he's on his own!"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (J+mig)

409 >>BC and I are going to record a podcast tonight.


Have you thought about potting his mike waaaaay down?

Because I might listen, then.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (NUfnT)

410 Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)


Garfield
coz it's a cat's name!

...oh wait

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (G546f)

411 TRUMP 2020
Because FUCK YOU.
This time we mean it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (pw+jk)

412 "He also floated the possibility of Rep. Adam Schiff (D., Calif.) becoming the Democratic nominee if a brokered convention occurs."

And people laughed when I suggested that a brokered convention might turn to Hillarhoid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (iJVGX)

413
Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?

Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (2cfUo)

414 I think Obama is first President's name to end in a vowel. Is that racist?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (2DOZq)

415 Tyrus and Timpf have a thing.





Prove me wrong.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)


There's no Billy Paul song celebrating it. BOOM!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (q1Pj5)

416 I know they overdubbed her voice but she was creepy as hell
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

------

"My Brother is coming... for you."

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

417 Trump 2020, the enfuckening

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (HALdu)

418 How does a Senator who declares as Independent get a ballot with the DNC in the first place?

After 2016, I think they were afraid he'd run independent if they didn't let him on the Democrat ticket.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

419 411 TRUMP 2020
Because FUCK YOU.
This time we mean it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (pw+jk)


THIS time it's personal!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (iJVGX)

420 Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)

Probably Millard Fillmore but only because it's fun to say and hilarious.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (I8EVm)

421 Speaking of carbuncles...

Posted by: Mayor Petey at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (vtcmf)

422 Rep. Adam Schiff (D., Calif.) becoming the Democratic nominee

Or Nancy Pelosi, maybe?

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (Ne1i4)

423 I will support Trump behaving as a monarch, if he puts Letters of Marque on Deep Staters and Leftists (BIRM).

I love my job... but I would ditch it in a hot minute if "Land Privateer" becomes a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)

The whole Horde will show up with Road Warrior rigs on that day.

Hope one of you can play the flamethrower guitar.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (J+mig)

424 I notice tyrant and king is the new already tired talking point. Trying to set up an election between "democracy" and "monarchy"? Pretty much at the bottom of the barrel now.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (I8EVm)


I haven't been scraped this thoroughly since the Last Days of YouKnowWho back in '45.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (yUKyn)

425 414 I think Obama is first President's name to end in a vowel. Is that racist?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (2DOZq)


Isn't everything?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (iJVGX)

426 > Barack Hussein Obama

Winner.

Second place: Millard Fillmore, whose name sounds like a cartoon mascot for a gas station.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Ewo9R)

427 I love my job... but I would ditch it in a hot minute if "Land Privateer" becomes a thing.

The abandonment of the concept of "enemies of humanity" being outside the law was a wrong move by nations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

428 Obama and Monroe are the only two Presidents whose last names ended in vowels

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Izzlo)

429
I guess it is possible he could carpetbag to another state and try his luck there.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (JRaU+)






The nerve!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (kw0bd)

430 418 How does a Senator who declares as Independent get a ballot with the DNC in the first place?

After 2016, I think they were afraid he'd run independent if they didn't let him on the Democrat ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

===========

They let him 4 years ago, and now they can't take it back.

They made this happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)

431 402 Jessie Lieu hired Huber. They say.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (NHSOx)

Don't give that fraud credit for this fraud's decisions!!!

Posted by: Snoreregard, the reasonable at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (ONvIw)

432 If Schiff's name floats, just flush it again, Tingles.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (COzlW)

433 Alicia Witt was the kid in Dune? The things you learn here.

What ever happened to her? She was a hottie.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (1ISKN)

434 Trump is acting like a tyrant! Waa, that was supposed to be me!

-Hillary

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (KUaJL)

435 Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?



Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (2cfUo)

===
Late thread winner.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (pw+jk)

436 387 Hillary Clinton @ HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.

The former White House travel office would like to have a word with Hillary.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (2DOZq)


Says the woman that was connected to an FBI file scandal while her husband was president.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (YpqCi)

437 There was a time when they would put people on tv who were real opinion makers. People who were smart, insightful and honest. They weren't overtly political and their grounding was almost always intellectual. They weren't trying to get it "right" they were just observing a situation and providing factual observations and potential outcomes based on tangible evidence. There was always some room for substantive debate because the observations and conclusion they made were based on a factual analysis. People like William F Buckley, who is turning in his grave, comes to mind. Some of the people Fox is now promoting were rescued from blowing their landlord for rent. Listening to them is like watching the rambling of Rain Man, only not as smart. Some of that is obvious bias. Theo other half is they are really not very smart or interesting. I would rather talk to my socks then talk to them. That's not entertainment. It's some rich assholes political diversity program for dunces.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (rLZe7)

438
Probably Millard Fillmore but only because it's fun to say and hilarious.


******

I agree, but the Fillmore in and of itself does not carry the same comedic ear-feel as when you add the Millard.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (m45I2)

439 Anybody with great photoshop skills (I have none):

Photoshop Nancy tearing up her copy of PDT's SOTU speech, but make the white sheet of paper into an American flag.

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Ne1i4)

440 TRUMP 2020
Because FUCK YOU.
This time we mean it.


You know that meme with a series of tools trying to remove a bolt? Trump is like the third frame.

Don't make us go any further, elites.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

441
Laura Ingraham said last night on evil Fox News that Dems.
candidate will be known by the end of March IIRC.

Posted by: Rutabaga at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (LilNs)

442 Obama and Monroe are the only two Presidents whose last names ended in vowels

-----

Pierce ??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

443 390 Tangential question:

Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)

since the number 1 choice is obvious, for number 2 I nominate McMuffin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (Kpl3J)

444 Err...

Posted by: James Monroe at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (Ewo9R)

445 Bernie will behave. His answer about "her emails" in 2016 tells you all you need to know about what a good soldier he is.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (I8EVm)

446 >>Obama and Monroe are the only two Presidents whose last names ended in vowels


Washingtone

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (NUfnT)

447 Have you thought about potting his mike waaaaay down?

Because I might listen, then.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (NUfnT)



He's tech, I'm the Talent.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (mf5HN)

448 417 Trump 2020, the enfuckening
Posted by: not so


*snort*

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)

449 I think Obama is first President's name to end in a vowel. Is that racist?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (2DOZq)

Am I a joke to you?

Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (KUaJL)

450
Kennedy

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

451 Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?
---
Drew Carey?

Posted by: Sheila Jackleg Lee at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (sWM8x)

452 Obama and Monroe are the only two Presidents whose last names ended in vowels
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Izzlo

Damn I missed Monroe. I shouldn't have since my real last name also ends with an e.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (2DOZq)

453 446 >>Obama and Monroe are the only two Presidents whose last names ended in vowels


Washingtone
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (NUfnT)

=========

Those poor British children...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (zZbCU)

454 Orson, Evan Bayh had some kind of meltdown (internally), or something, back around 2005 or so. Still a mystery.

Keeping it all vague, I had the opportunity to talk policy with him during one of his foreign trips. Kind of shocked him with praise for his intelligent commentary on post-9/11 matters - while the rest of his party was disgracing and beclowning itself.

But then minutes later on a TV interview he sounded like a garden variety clueless Dem (or many GOP) seat-warming mediocrity, didn't go near a serious issue. It was very odd and surprising.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (El6T/)

455
McKinley

Hayes

Fillnmore

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

456 > Pierce ??

Calvin Coolidge.

Posted by: James Monroe at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (Ewo9R)

457 Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?


Obama?

Posted by: stumck at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (w9Wax)

458 >>He's tech, I'm the Talent.

Maybe put him in the booth and do the show with your Trampoline?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (NUfnT)

459 TRUMP 2020
meep meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)

460 Obama and Monroe are the only two Presidents whose last names ended in vowels
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Izzlo)


Y is "sometimes" a vowel, so does Kennedy count?

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (yUKyn)

461 Laura Ingram is getting creepier and creepier by the day. I know she has some good points, and she's on the right side of most things, but she is physically morphing and it's not a good look.

Posted by: a woman at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (sI15f)

462 442 Obama and Monroe are the only two Presidents whose last names ended in vowels

-----

Pierce ??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

Right, I forgot about him. Like most of history did.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (Izzlo)

463 No I'm pretty sure they'd happily rule over a dystopia.
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (YVvSQ)

Only if they are allowed to rule... which is the part that ain't happening, and why they'll fall to doubt and despair.

Seeing all of your work and effort fall to ruin does things to a man. They're about to see a hundred years of Socialist scheming and KGB masterminding get flushed down the crapper of history.

Everything they ever believed is coming to an end.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (J+mig)

464 400 385. I think the problem with saving Pete for another cycle is that he has no where to go in IN. He is not a viable statewide candidate (he got crushed before). I guess it is possible he could carpetbag to another state and try his luck there.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (JRaU+)


Oh God, not California. Scott Wiener, a fruit from Philly, moved to SF three years ago and is introducing all kinds of utterly deranged hard left shit as legislation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (iJVGX)

465 I think Obama is first President's name to end in a vowel. Is that racist?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Kennedy
Posted by: fixerupper


...and sometimes "y"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

466 >>He's tech, I'm the Talent.


...and. This is known.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (NUfnT)

467 Alicia Witt was the kid in Dune? The things you learn here.

What ever happened to her? She was a hottie.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (1ISKN)

About a billion Halmark movies, and a short bit in the new Twin Peaks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (xPJvm)

468 446 >>Obama and Monroe are the only two Presidents whose last names ended in vowels


Washingtone
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (NUfnT)

Washingto

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (Ne1i4)

469 Coolidge is a funny name when ypu think about it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (G546f)

470
Those poor British children...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (zZbCU)

Hey, at least he left them the opportunity for somebody else to save them. Unlike that sensei. Or the opponent at the party.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (KUaJL)

471 423 I will support Trump behaving as a monarch, if he puts Letters of Marque on Deep Staters and Leftists (BIRM).

I love my job... but I would ditch it in a hot minute if "Land Privateer" becomes a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)

The whole Horde will show up with Road Warrior rigs on that day.

Hope one of you can play the flamethrower guitar.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (J+mig)

Dude, I can't pull off a mohawk anymore.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

472 Update on the two Baltimore Officers/Agents.

Serving felony murder warrant for Federal taskforce

Non life threatening injuries to Agents/ Officers

Suspect confirmed dead.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (tT0V4)

473
TRUMP 2020
Because FUCK YOU.
This time we mean it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (pw+jk)






During the 2016 election, the gun shows in DFW had campaign swag with "Trump, 2016, Because fuck your feelings."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (kw0bd)

474 The fact that they are so enbubbled and clueless that they think Schiff would inspire anything other than revulsion in the majority of voters proves that Trump is going to win and win big.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (oVJmc)

475 414 I think Obama is first President's name to end in a vowel.

President Pompeo will be number 2.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (XN+hF)

476 Lincolni

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (QLPEO)

477 409 >>BC and I are going to record a podcast tonight.


Have you thought about potting his mike waaaaay down?

Because I might listen, then.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (NUfnT)


Have them do it like the first podcast where he goofed up and each voice was in only one speaker. So like Alex was in the right headphone and BC was in the left.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (YpqCi)

478 Hillary Clinton @ HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency.


There, fixed it for ya, Hills. That's what gets your goat.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (COzlW)

479 Washingtone
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (NUfnT)

ha

Posted by: a woman at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (sI15f)

480 355 He's too short to get elected. I'm not being flippant. Short men don't make it to the White House. On top of everything else his voice dooms his candidacy. He sounds much gayer than Mayor Pete. A lisping, effeminate, fussy, mincing little man.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (COzlW)

Imagine the scene at a debate with Trump.

Trump doesn't have to say a word. All he has to do is lean back, theatrically look at Bloomberg's feet, checking for a box.

Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (iJVGX)

-------

At the second debate, Trump brings out a gold painted box that is even taller than Mini-Mike's.

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (+0uDE)

481 Shes a failed comedian? She musta herd that joke that makes u laugh your tits off. The way she looks she heard it twice.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (NHSOx)

482 Listening to them is like watching the rambling of Rain Man, only not as smart. Some of that is obvious bias. Theo other half is they are really not very smart or interesting. I would rather talk to my socks then talk to them.

---------

I watched a full day of Fox "News" a few months ago for the first time in years.

It was appalling.

Leaving aside the shitty politics, these people are soooooo dumb.

I swear, the bobbleheads on CNN are smarter than the ones on Fox.

One of these geniuses wondered (aloud, no less), if an embargo on NBA roundball could bring down the PRC.

SMFH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (AzW6q)

483 Jeffersone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

484 > Damn I missed Monroe. I shouldn't have since my real last name also ends with an e.

Monroe, Fillmore, Pierce, Coolidge, Obama.

Kinda whiffed on that one, guy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (Ewo9R)

485 >Kwizatz Hadderich

Harkonnen is stoned

And Mau dib

Goes rolling home!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (hLRSq)


Muldoon, you are not.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (sjdRT)

486 Somebody tell Hillary that if Trump was really acting like a tyrant, her ass would be six feet under in some unmarked grave, along with her pedo rapist husband and dozens if not hundreds of others.

That's what tyrants do. But Hillary knows that because that's what she wants to be.

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (yUKyn)

487 Coolidge is a funny name when ypu think about it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (G546f)

It was always funny how he would crash through walls anD shout "OH YEAAAHHH!!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (xPJvm)

488 483 Jeffersone
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

Jefferso

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (Ne1i4)

489 Okay the only President with last syllable of their name was a vowel.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (2DOZq)

490 I agree, but the Fillmore in and of itself does not carry the same comedic ear-feel as when you add the Millard.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM


That's not funny.

Posted by: Willard R. at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (xa9Kf)

491 Schiff dressed up as an Egyptian pharaoh to attend a drug-fueled party at Ed Buck's place.

Never forget this.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (GcvMs)

492
Jeffersone
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

-----

Easy kid. You'll Polk your eye out.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

493 Obama is the only president whose name begins and ends with a vowel.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (COzlW)

494 And yes, Alicia Witt is a very lovely lady. But I have a particular weakness for redheads.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

495 Ben Franklynne

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (NUfnT)

496
Have you thought about potting his mike waaaaay down?

Because I might listen, then.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM

He's tech, I'm the Talent.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM


I believe that was garrett's point...

Posted by: AltonJackson
Kommissar, Michigan for Bernie 2020
at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (hx3Q8)

497 > Coolidge is a funny name when ypu think about it


Would make a great brand name for a line of fridges.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (Ewo9R)

498
Alicia Witt was the kid in Dune? The things you learn here.

What ever happened to her? She was a hottie.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (1ISKN)

About a billion Halmark movies, and a short bit in the new Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (xPJvm)







And Tim Olyphant staring at her delicious ass on one of the later seasons of Justified.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (kw0bd)

499 Eisenhower...Eisenhauer...Eeisenhoer...oh fk it, I LIKE IKE. MY BIKE LIKES IKE.

Posted by: The Fonz at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (XN+hF)

500 Obama is the only president that is a muslim.

Posted by: a woman at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (sI15f)

501 411 TRUMP 2020

Because FUCK YOU.

This time we mean it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (pw+jk)



THIS time it's personal!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (iJVGX)


Shit just got real-er, yo!

Posted by: Baddest Boys at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (q1Pj5)

502 Hesco, your excellent observation applies, if not always equally, to most of the commentators, TV or otherwise. Even many on the "right", even many (or especially?) many of the younger ones who are fully reasonable on Trump, but have ingested the idiotic mythology about many issues that were standard MSM garbage since the early 2000s.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (El6T/)

503 Obama is the only president that is a muslim.
Posted by: a woman at February




and gay

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (HALdu)

504 By the by, BC and I are going to record a podcast tonight.

BUY MORE HEADPHONES!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (mf5HN)


I've already suggested my two topics on the twatters. One is serious, one... not so much.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (wCmLp)

505 503 Obama is the only president that is a muslim.
Posted by: a woman at February




and gay
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (HALdu)

and married to a transgendered male

Posted by: a woman at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (sI15f)

506 441
Laura Ingraham said last night on evil Fox News that Dems.
candidate will be known by the end of March IIRC.
Posted by: Rutabaga at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (LilNs)

Thats the thing about predictions, they are hard, especially about the future.

It's possible.

A sweep of Super Tuesday that kniocks all the others out could do it. BUT - with proportional delegates, a three way race that is tight will keep anyone from nailing down the prerequisite number of delegates to win on first ballot. Or a 4 way race.

I think for all intents and purposes both Biden and Warren are out for now. Biden may win some delegates in SC but he won't take first. Big three will be Bernie, Buttigieg, and Klobuchar going into Super Tuesday and Bloomberg could take some delegates that day.





Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (9VeU0)

507 491 Schiff dressed up as an Egyptian pharaoh to attend a drug-fueled party at Ed Buck's place.

Never forget this.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (GcvMs)

Born in Babylonia
Moved to California
King Schiff

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

508
I will support Trump behaving as a monarch, if he puts Letters of Marque on Deep Staters and Leftists (BIRM).

I love my job... but I would ditch it in a hot minute if "Land Privateer" becomes a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)

The whole Horde will show up with Road Warrior rigs on that day.

Hope one of you can play the flamethrower guitar.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (J+mig)

Dude, I can't pull off a mohawk anymore.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

--------

Plunder, Pillage, then Burn!

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (+0uDE)

509 Alicia Witt > Katrina Witt

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (axyOa)

510 Hi, ...! I have been around but mostly lurking.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (JKNZq)

511 Franklin Pierce had a funny first name. But he was a handsome, handsome man.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (XN+hF)

512 Terminator 8: The Rise of Buttigieg.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (E4NQ0)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (AzW6q)

514 Have them do it like the first podcast where he goofed up and each voice was in only one speaker. So like Alex was in the right headphone and BC was in the left.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (YpqCi)


Drift Compatible: BC's Sacrifice



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (mf5HN)

515 Oh, Blaster...

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (NUfnT)

516 Come to me Blaster

Posted by: The Barrel at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

517 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (mf5HN)

AtC, were you the originator of SMOD?

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Ne1i4)

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (+0uDE)

519 So like Alex was in the right headphone and BC was in the left.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM


Traditionally, the good angel does sit on the left shoulder and the bad angel on the right.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (grsTA)

520 Obama and Monroe are the only two Presidents whose last names ended in vowels

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Izzlo)


And sometimes Y. Kennedy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (kw5n8)

521 Hmm.

Fixed?

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (yUKyn)

522
Blaster to the BARREL..... STAT!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

523 Invasion of the Itlalicans!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)

524 Obama?
Posted by: stumck at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (w9Wax)


Sotero?

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Vy7tf)

525 Obama is the only president whose name begins and ends with a vowel.


*******


Ike

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (m45I2)

526 And sometimes Y. Kennedy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (kw5n

----

Skimmer.....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

527 nood

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Ne1i4)

528 Kinda whiffed on that one, guy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (Ewo9R)

Yeah I was thinking more in line of non Anglo Saxon vowel ending names thus the racist question? I wanted the snark too much and blew it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (2DOZq)

529 What happened to that little girl on Justified, the one whose dad had a pot farm? She was good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

530 511 Franklin Pierce had a funny first name. But he was a handsome, handsome man.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (XN+hF)

and married to a cray cray.

Posted by: a woman at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (sI15f)

531 Having a Blast in the Barrel!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (axyOa)

532 > And sometimes Y. Kennedy

He could've spell it "Kennedye".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (Ewo9R)

533
And Tim Olyphant staring at her delicious ass on one of the later seasons of Justified.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (kw0bd)

Right! How could I forget that? My favorite show. And she was tasty and crazy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (xPJvm)

534 Skimmer.....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)




No, he was Irish

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (kw5n8)

535 What?

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (9VeU0)

536 Alicia Witt > Katrina Witt

That would take extensive, in depth testing to determine and I'm just the man to volunteer for that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

537 VIA, thanks for the updates. Know if this was ICE officers? They've stepped up their targeted sweep in a few areas for the worst perps on the loose about whom they have decent intel.

Glad to hear the Taxpayer Relief shot was administered.

Though he was probably turning his life around.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (El6T/)

538 Shit just got real-er, yo!


Posted by: Baddest Boys at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (q1Pj5)

it just got realiest you bro-man. word.

Posted by: Hipster douchbag pretending to be a gangsta at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (Gtjwx)

539 Biden may win some delegates in SC but he won't take first.

??????????

That would be a first for Biden. He has yet to get a single Democrat Party Delegate.

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (+0uDE)

540 AtC, were you the originator of SMOD?
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Ne1i4)



Yes, I am one of the originators of SMOD.

I am prouder of being in Urban Dictionary as one of the creators of SMOD than I am of my JD.

Colorado Alex, I swear, the Twatters suggestions are just people trying to list what will make my eyes bleed the most.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (mf5HN)

541 511 Franklin Pierce had a funny first name. But he was a handsome, handsome man


How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Zombie Millard Filmore at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (Vy7tf)

542 "Y" is the red haired stepson of vowels.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 02:00 PM (pw+jk)

543 I love my job... but I would ditch it in a hot minute if "Land Privateer" becomes a thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)

Would that be knocking off semi trucks for their cargo?

I'm up for that.


Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2020 02:00 PM (gmo/4)

544 442 Obama and Monroe are the only two Presidents whose last names ended in vowels

Coolidge ?

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 02:00 PM (bT7Yc)

545 469
Coolidge is a funny name when ypu think about it

not really

Posted by: booty judge at February 12, 2020 02:03 PM (sGtp+)

546 540 AtC, were you the originator of SMOD?
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Ne1i4)


Yes, I am one of the originators of SMOD.

I am prouder of being in Urban Dictionary as one of the creators of SMOD than I am of my JD.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (mf5HN)

Cool. The sidebar has some guesses, and commenters have been saying, no, it's AtC.

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 02:04 PM (Ne1i4)

547 474 The fact that they are so enbubbled and clueless...

Enbubbled and clueless is no way to go through life, kids!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 12, 2020 02:04 PM (XWZn6)

548 > "Laurel Hardy"--Posted by: Mikey NTH
>>"That was the Hardy Boys cousin?"--Posted by: TheQuietMan


That was Chef Boy Hardy.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 12, 2020 02:09 PM (XehFa)

549 Of course they believe that anyone who reports anything only does it if they have a political agenda advanced by the report because THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT *THEY* DO.

Posted by: Patrick at February 12, 2020 02:14 PM (Cp1fC)

550 I believe I was one of the promulgators of "FYNQ", which enjoyed a brief day in the sun some years ago, and I humbly suggest that PDJT tweets might well employ this construct to advantage.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 12, 2020 02:24 PM (XWZn6)

551 Hope one of you can play the flamethrower guitar.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (J+mig)

Witness me!

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 02:59 PM (32YRo)

552 Travis' Twitter handle : "Nadler's Sexy Gunt".

Nadler himself might or might not be going well on the gainzz, but that image worked great for me.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 02:59 PM (ykYG2)

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