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In Wake of Sanders' Win, Chris Matthews Floats Name of Possible Democrat White Knight Savior
MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews said Sanders was not a "Good Samaritan" who would stop and help someone in need. He also floated the possibility of Rep. Adam Schiff (D., Calif.) becoming the Democratic nominee if a brokered convention occurs.Still not tired of all the winning. Meanwhile, CNN is attacking the person who posted the clip of Michael Bloomberg defending racial harassment as a method of gun control by questioning her motives. Not challenging the facts, which cannot be challenged, but questioning the motives behind what was once called... Journalism. It seems that the imposters calling themselves "journalists" today believe that no one reports anything unless they have a political agenda which is advanced by the report. If the imposters calling themselves "journalists" believe that -- isn't that a confession that their "reporting" is only barely-disguised political propaganda? Ed Driscoll has a good quote to end that post:
"Arendt had it right," the late Sen. Pat Moynihan once told an interviewer. "She said one of the great advantages of the totalitarian elites of the twenties and thirties was to turn any statement of fact into a question of motive."And so it is for the totalitarian (alleged) elites of the media.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:00 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Ersatz at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (zuVZw)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cannibal Slob 'cause I'm blob' at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM (Gtjwx)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM (IRxbd)
Posted by: stumck at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM (w9Wax)
Jeezus, Matthews is huffing some nasty stuff.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM (ILS6+)
Posted by: Cosda at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (O9VW1)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Jmel at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (BVbIn)
He farts on camera. He should have Swallowell on and have a fart-off.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (wYKCM)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
and i love that the reporters are going after reports by questioning their motives.
let them keep that up. it'll only show the rest of the public their true motives.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (8D42x)
And the internet meme brigade would have a field day!
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (+UTiv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (wYKCM)
I think someone like Cuomo may have a shot at being the selected candidate.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Max Power at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (llxrS)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (Mk0bg)
Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (JMDly)
It's not Journalism if it goes against The Party.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (sN9mD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Please, please, please -- make it so!
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (uoC1n)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (hLRSq)
There are no journalists, Ace. At best..... BEST ..... they could be called "media based advocates".
In reality they are side picking media collusionists. Water carrying co conspirators. Fabricators of false narratives. Defenders of feckless political persuasions.
Journalists???
...no
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 01:01 PM (JMDly)
i do believe you're right...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (8D42x)
Anyhow people would swear those bug eyes were following them.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
Assuming he's talking about Hannah Arendt, well, she had a whole lotta things right, actually.
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (JRaU+)
He's ugly. Soccer/Wine Moms won't vote for an ugly guy.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (NUfnT)
Doing great, Mr President!
Posted by: ggreg at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (045k4)
Posted by: DaveD at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (P5fqQ)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (pDMT7)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (PbpT7)
A fart off-smells of competition. A fart-in and everyone wins!
Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (Gtjwx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (iJVGX)
Seriously, though, we need that moment. The point at which the country makes its decision on which fork in the road it's going to take.
Bernie v Trump is one. Did the USSR really win the war?
Schiff v Trump is another. Is the Deep State really in control of the country?
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (pw+jk)
Mathews..... dude. You need to lay off the gin enemas before going on camera.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (8XRCm)
Schiff...man. That would be a series of EPIC debates.
I think someone like Cuomo may have a shot at being the selected candidate.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (JRaU+)
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Fredo or his brother?
Posted by: Groundhog at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (DU2N9)
Getting beat like a rented mule by Trump once just wasn't enough? He wants to get another beat down?
Works for me.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (k4dH2)
If somehow the convention is brokered, nominate Romney, Dems.
Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM (UnA8+)
THAT would be epic.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (8D42x)
Jeezus, Matthews is huffing some nasty stuff.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2020 01:02 PM
In Matthew's defense, the whole Dem primary lineup is pathetic, and he knows it. He's desperate, and the Dems (for some reason) think Schiff handled himself well during the impeachment.
I don't know what their party leadership does at this point.
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (+UTiv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (pDMT7)
I have been looking forward to this Dem Primary for 3+ years.
It's fantastic.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (NUfnT)
And that's kind of the interesting thing. There ISN'T a "President Boyfriend" for them to vote for, this time around.
Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (KNsKs)
wat?
This guy is so random. He's the guy at the bar you try not to make eye contact with.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (iJVGX)
that a confession that their "reporting" is only barely-disguised
political propaganda?
Palace guards
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (bDqIh)
They'll vote for Buttigieg.
Mostly in sympathy for all that painal.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (sWM8x)
I think someone like Cuomo may have a shot at being the selected candidate.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:05 PM
Schiff would just make up his own answers to questions and then read back what PDT said.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (axyOa)
Well he might but he would rob someone else first.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (yRWJE)
Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (pDMT7)
he'd look worse than Dukakis did with his head poking out of that tank...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (8D42x)
At least in the USSR, everybody and I mean everybody knew that soviet media was all lies.
Here in 2020 USA a bunch of people do not know that.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (pw+jk)
Old and busted: Bernie 2020 sign in Zod's front yardNew hotness: Schiff 2020 sign in Zod's front yard
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzsI)
It rather astounds me how the MSM has put a total embargo on any news out of the Avenatti trial going on this week. Closing arguments yesterday, goes to a jury today. Avenatti refused to testify in his own defense, apparently fearful that he could be forced to give info that might hurt him in one of his other cases.
No point guessing the outcome, Jury's decision might come back this week. I think the government made a good case, but you can never be sure how a jury will swing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)
He farts on camera. He should have Swallowell on and have a fart-off.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (PbpT7)
They could play "On Top of Old Smokey" or something.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (zr5Kq)
I see that Chris Matthews is drinking heavily. Still.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (8erNz)
'Cause I wanna see Tom Shilulie mercilesslyparody his candidacy.
Fact is, let's get Shilulie and Trump to do a parody roast of Schiff, at a Trump Rally.
The media heads would absolutely detonate!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Greg61 at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (bKg/2)
Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (88xKn)
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Bla-zer????
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (8XRCm)
That's not reporting the news. That's not even making the news. That's full on playing a role in the story.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (bDqIh)
Schiff's running mate will be the one you must not say aloud. Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (88xKn)
Hank Johnson would bring brains to the ticket.
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (nRWPy)
So, Trump has a 49% approval rating nationally from the notoriously left-wing Gallup outfit but he's at 42% in... North Carolina.
Totes credible. lolgf
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (DU2N9)
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: eleven
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Nah, he's the guy at the bar you crush with a barstool and then say "Sorry" ala John Belushi after he smashes the guitar in Animal House.
Posted by: The Irish at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (Y4EXg)
...and the consolation prize for her victory in Nov (never happen) would be Hillary having to watch another Woman win.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: The Irish at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Moderator: Senator Schiff, what do you think should be done about the Coronavirus threat?
Schiff: In place of my response, I will now read my interpretation of President Trump's response to this question...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (Y4EXg)
wat?
This guy is so random. He's the guy at the bar you try not to make eye contact with.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:09 PM
I suspect Mika gives him a list of phrases and slogans that he has to use every day and the more he can work into the conversation, the more she lets him watch her undress.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (axyOa)
Chugging their own kool-aid now?
We could not possibly be this lucky.
Posted by: Biergood at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (yb6r+)
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Tom needs his own half an hour show just to that.
It would be like the Simpsons over shadowing the Tracy Ullman show.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett
This really is the only explanation for his random blurts and admissions against interest.
He's just always drunk on air.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (QLPEO)
It's fantastic.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (NUfnT)
It's so much better than the trailers!
Posted by: Max Power at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (llxrS)
Posted by: ggreg at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (045k4)
HPU...wooowee....I've got a bigger high school in my district.
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (X/Pw5)
Suddenly President Skroob is looking to be a winner
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 01:03 PM (wYKCM)
They share the same luggage combination!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (q1Pj5)
I was going to say I was shocked that people went out and voted for Trump when it's a meaningless primary when I realized that I plan to vote for Trump in the primary because I'm a registered independent so that will run up the independents for Trump number and, primarily, because Trump 2020 Fuck You Again.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (mf5HN)
youtube link of Hillary saying that ... globalist control of "news" is not new.
https://tinyurl.com/wqyw766
Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (Cus5s)
I don't know what their party leadership does at this point.
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (+UTiv)
Yeah, guys like Matthews and Carville represent the OLD Dem Party leadership, and they are horrified. They don't get listening to their warnings is like hearing Dr. Frankenstein tell people that they better watch out for that monster out there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Where have you gone Patrick Moynihan?
Old Dems turn their lonely eyes to you ...
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (uoC1n)
Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: The Irish at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (Y4EXg)
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missed it by THAT much
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (8XRCm)
- Sarah Carter
- Mollie Hemingway
- Sheryl Atkinson
- Lara Logan
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (5KnDh)
Heh. THE White Knight? (ignores racial and religious undertones for a sec...)
I have been a little nervous that the shit-show has been 'orchestrated' in order to bring this White Knight out at the last moment to save the day. In my mind, the Dems cannot possibly be as disfunctional as has been displayed. Can they?
Adam.Schiff.
Bwaaahahahahahahaha!!!!! Bring it.
Yeah, the dems have been routed. Press the attack and destroy them as they retreat.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (Vy7tf)
If somehow Buttgag manages to get the nomination, yeah. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:10 PM (88xKn
Nah, Voldemort is too British.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (NiFkv)
At a certain point, don't drunks get the equivalent of Wet Brain?
Some seem like they are always 2/3 wrecked. Any hour of the day. Drinks or no.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (NUfnT)
Success all depends on the Democrats being actually stupid enough to go with Tingle's idea...
Posted by: hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (5alqd)
Posted by: Robert at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (znRnJ)
"You can't prosecute me -- I'm a CANDIDATE!"
-- Scaredy-Schiff
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (bDqIh)
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to
reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against
him. This should concern and anger us all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)
and speaking of projection! Sheesh.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (q1Pj5)
1. Bernie "Feel the burn!" Sanders
2. Pete "Flamer" Buttigieg
3. Amy Klobuchar
I'm sensing a pattern here.
They're toast!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:14 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (NUfnT)
Has flounder been unbanned yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (9P5eb)
533
489
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
this link from within:
https://tinyurl.com/v3gtdxz
is new to me. 430d period to the oscillations ... so maybe a boom within 10 years and I'll live to see it.
(scroll down for Beetlejuice and graphs).
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (Uu+Jp)
The SJWs are already screaming (aren't they always) for his scalp.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 12, 2020 01:07 PM (+UTiv)
The problem is that there is no party leadership. When Hillary's campaign imploded it took all the old Clintonista's who had been working behind the scenes. Obama never built a party apparatus loyal to him, so what's left is a wreckage that everyone is fighting over.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (wCmLp)
DUDE 1: "Hey dude, what do you think of that Drumpf guy?"
DUDE 2: "He's an asshole, dude!"
DUDE 1: [Makes note on app]
DUDE 2: "We're talking about that mathematics professor, right?"
DUDE 1: "Uh, sure..."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (pDMT7)
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Shorter Hillary: Vengeance is mine and mine alone!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (hLRSq)
jerry? jerry? Jerry! Jerry!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Rick at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (NUfnT)
https://tinyurl.com/tqxbqku
500 walk in customers first day
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (DJFLF)
If somehow Buttgag manages to get the nomination, yeah. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
Minority turnout will absolutely crater.
Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (8XRCm)
Did Hillary forget she's a Clinton?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (9t0Zz)
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.
@HillayClinton : How many has he had murdered?
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (pDMT7)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (ptqGC)
Yes, Schiff needs to hide behind something to avoid being indicted.
Posted by: henry
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It worked for Hillary and it might work for Hunter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Awkward davies at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (iviHh)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM
You say that like it's a Good Thing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (GfZaH)
However, I will make an exception this one time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (V3+/n)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (jUVms)
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What.... did he change the White House travel agency??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (8XRCm)
this link from within:
https://tinyurl.com/v3gtdxz
is new to me. 430d period to the oscillations ... so maybe a boom within 10 years and I'll live to see it.
(scroll down for Beetlejuice and graphs).
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (XzVUd)
I've gone out and seen it - I've always enjoyed seeing Orion in the winter night sky, and even I can tell that the big red star in his shoulder has gotten very, very dim. It always used to blaze like a ruby in the sky.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:15 PM (Uu+Jp)
Imagine Schiff, confined to 30 second answers. Of course, if the intervening bits involved waterboarding, I might watch. Or pour.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (XF4b8)
I, for one, think agreeing with Chris Matthews is a very bad idea.
He used to sub for Rush Linmbaugh, in the Before Times, before he went full libtard.
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (rLZe7)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (5KnDh)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (hLRSq)
I wish Trump would have been better at the "Lock her up" part. She managed to skate with all her Ukraine cash, and rewarded behavior is repeated behavior. If these dem bastards continue to escape prosecution, they will not say "whew, close one. I'll clean up my act". Instead they'll get more brazen and hostile.
Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (ONvIw)
I mean really think about that. If you heard something so insane from a close family member, you'd think they just had a stroke or came down with schizophrenia.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM (fG738)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)
I noticed that during the impeachment follies. Wasn't looking at the t.v. Heard a not unpleasant voice speaking clearly no lisp or other affectation, just speaking gibberish. When I looked up and realized it was Schiff, it surprised me. I really expected him to sound like a gallon leaking air.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM (myjNJ)
did with first black. Then if you don't vote for him you're homophobic.
Also: "He's moderate! He's brilliant! He has just the right mix of experience and gravitas! And when he speaks, such eloquence -- I'm feeling that tingle up my leg again, aren't you?!!"
They are so unoriginal. This is the elect Obama playbook 2.0.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (8XRCm)
NO, he just ordered the FIBs to bring him their file on every person who is employed in the Federal Government, anywhere.
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Poll pusher at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM (WI7YS)
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What.... did he change the White House travel agency??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (8XRCm)
LOL. Of course this is very unexpected, since every Republican President for the last 30 years had always Punished its friends, and Rewarded its enemies. How Dare Trump not honor that tradition!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (I8EVm)
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Much worse than murdering them, right, Hills?
Yeah, she's not hoping for the nod. Nosir.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (j3npP)
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Smells more like the flop sweat of desperation.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (V3+/n)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (HALdu)
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Obozo had a single ply resume, no significant record, and criticizing him was ipso facto racist. Buttgiggity has a single ply resume, no significant record, and criticizing him is ipso facto homophobia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Whenever the Right goes for a loved-by-the-base, "far right" fringe candidate, the guy is elected (Reagan, Trump) and the countries economy, culture, and foreign policy thrive.
When the Rs go for an establishment "electable" candidate, (McStain, Romney, Dole, ...) they lose bigly.
The Ds have often relied on unknowns (Carter, Clinton) to win, or TFG who was a special circumstance.
Yet the news tells me daily that the Rs are out of touch with america, and radicalized and extreme.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (I8EVm)
High Point: It may not always go bang, but at least it's heavy, ugly, and won't fit your hand.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (xceTB)
If I felt a tingle up my leg, I'd look to make sure where Buttplug's hand was.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 01:13 PM (Vy7tf)
What's best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their (self-identified this week) women!
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Popeye Schitt at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (NUfnT)
And that's kind of the interesting thing. There ISN'T a "President Boyfriend" for them to vote for, this time around.
Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (UnA8
The best they can hope for is President Gay Friend.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (JRaU+)
Obama was a cypher and MacGuggin Butt Juice actually has a record as Mayor and it's almost as bad as Corey Booker's record as Mayor of Newark.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (5KnDh)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Yeah, verily. Should match Rigel not the belt stars.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (RKQ/v)
Clinton had the first doughnut bumper thing covered.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (ONvIw)
He had to get control of the Government first, and as we have been saying, that is a YUGE task, and far from completed. Without that, there is no way to attack someone on her level.
she'll be dead soon enough - can't cheat the reaper.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (9P5eb)
Portland Is Home to the Largest Astrology School in America
You're not surprised, right?
But it gets even better - this astrology "school" is becoming woke!
The director of the school:
"Students are flying in every month from around the world because no one else is doing this in their astrology community," Hawthorne says. "No one else is considering how Scorpio for a queer black woman is different than Scorpio for a straight white male."
You, really, really can't make this up.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (xceTB)
Shiff's SS codename will be TOAD BUG.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (AzW6q)
Hah!
: 'We've taken the cumbersome heft of an ordinary rock and reimagined it as an unreliable firearm."
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ySK7x)
Nah. Stuffed, over a mantle.
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (pDMT7)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Popeye Schitt at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (ySK7x)
You know how I know the Dems are fucked?
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (QLPEO)
Also the most Satanists pre capita in America. Really.
Portland is a fucked up place.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ySK7x)
Nah. Stuffed, over a mantle.
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (pDMT7)
You're just baiting Muldoon.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (I2/tG
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Late Roman mystic cults agree.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (AzW6q)
@HillayClinton : How many has he had murdered?
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM
The eleventy-million he kicked off of government health care and food stamps! Reeeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Gender Queer Gender Studies Major at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (+UTiv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Ahem!
- Notorious RBG, doing her second P90X workout of the day
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
******
Oh, thanks. My mistake. Something didn't sound right when I typed that.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)
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But there are a metric fuck ton more black voters than gay ones.
And not everyone is down with the all gay all the time social current.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (8XRCm)
Yeah, just like white honkey diets aren't the same for "people of color"
Segregation In Everything is the new Black!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: El Kabong at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (datdl)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:12 PM (mf5HN)
So this always baffles me. The whole "meaningless primary" voting. Are these primaries solely for presidential candidates? Because in Ohio the presidential primary is also the primary for House seats, senate, and state level primaries as well as some other potential issues. So yeah the presidential primary is meaningless but there are other offices. Is this not the case in other states?
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (YpqCi)
However, I will make an exception this one time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (V3+/n)
Things are so bad for the demoncrats, even Van Jones is the voice of reason.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Poll pusher at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:16 PM (JRaU+)
Not necessary. Just smirk and point at Schiff, then shake his head and walk off.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (ySK7x)
I question my motives in READING this post.
I'd better go eat some chocolate until I get back to goodthink.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Autocorrect at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Ahem!
- Notorious RBG, doing her second P90X workout of the day
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:25 PM (DU2N9)
I'm starting to think that RBG IS the Reaper!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: creeper at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (88xKn)
At Woodstock, Chris took the brown acid. He never got better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
He joined the Peace Corps to get out of the Viet Nam draft and was sent to Africa. Probably picked up a strain of Corona.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
You meant gallon.
Posted by: Autocorrect at February
either way it is a lot of cum
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (HALdu)
She is horrible. Really, really horrible.
And I will cut a tiny girl in glasses a TON of slack.
But, she is often painful to listen to.
That carbunkle on her face ain't helping her much, either.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (ySK7x)
Jimmah: If not go with Hubert Horotio Hornblower
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (mpeBU)
Former CNBC broadcast host will challenge AOC in congressional primary:
https://tinyurl.com/uoyj2dl
Two Latinas enter the ring, only one leaves.
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (DJFLF)
https://tinyurl.com/tqxbqku
500 walk in customers first day
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (DJFLF)
Wait, in Bensalem? Dude.
In anecdata news, Boy BFF lives in roughly that area. His wife makes big money and they live in a golf community. We're talking upper middle class to lower upper class area.
His wife, who I adore, is a bleeding heart loon. She is beside herself that pretty much every single person they know is going to vote Trump and vote Trump happily. This was major Hillary land before.
Boy BFF has turned into the HOA snitch of the neighborhood. Last night he was telling me about a new neighbor who moved in this week and one of the first things she did was put up a Bloomberg sign.
He went over and told her, sorry, no signs allowed. Nothing. No political signs. No security services signs. No this roof was done by Joe Blow Roofing signs. Nothing. She was all upset about the infringement on her free speech and how dare they! Then he explained to her that if she wanted to alienate the neighborhood, going full Bloomberg would do it because this was Trumpland.
She lost her mind because this is supposed to be a nice, progressive community. And it is. And they all love how their investments are doing, you know, the ones that let them move into a neighborhood where the minimum buy in for a house is $425k.
Anecdata but still. It is data.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM
We prefer to think of our products as deluxe self-defense clubs or hammers with an added occasional fire capability.
Posted by: Hi-Point Pistols Inc at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (+UTiv)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM (LWu6U)
The problem is you can't take the time to explain this kind of thing to people. They don't have the patience or intellectual curiosity. Generally things like Chimpy McHalliburton, OrangeManBad, and Hope and Change are far more persuasive.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (I8EVm)
I want Wes Anderson's "DUNE".
I mean, who can't see Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (z0XD8)
In Matthew's defense, the whole Dem primary lineup is pathetic, and he knows it. He's desperate, and the Dems (for some reason) think Schiff handled himself well during the impeachment.
I don't know what their party leadership does at this point.
Posted by: Grimaldi
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Andrea Mitchell is all about the danger of having a bunch of them running neck-in-neck. The thing is, it's a rat race rather than a horse race.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (ILS6+)
They ought to make a Black Coke.
And make Black TV sets.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (9P5eb)
I really hate when people start with bullshit like this.
How about pulling out the "You shouldn't be allowed to use anything invented by whites, get off my internet" line next?
Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (UnA8+)
RE: Sidebar item about Timpf.
ConservaTHOTs like Timpf are one of the nasty symptoms of a conservative media establishment dominated by the cucks.
If spineless, thirst beta-orbiters like Bill Kristol and David French had been able to achieve an erection outside of a shed in the last thirty years, we wouldn't be stuck with luminaries like Timpf and DeSanctis.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (AzW6q)
And I will cut a tiny girl in glasses a TON of slack.
But, she is often painful to listen to.
That carbunkle on her face ain't helping her much, either.
Posted by: garrett at February
They are just checking a box with her.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (JRaU+)
Certainly not in the "Drag Queen Story Time" and "let's feed physiology-altering hormones to 5-year old) age.
Really, not sure any of those slurs have the effect they used to.
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (DU2N9)
However, I will make an exception this one time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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He had a brief moment of clarity on election night that maybe the reason they missed so bad was their fault, but it cleared up by morning.
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (ONvIw)
He had to get control of the Government first, and as we have been saying, that is a YUGE task, and far from completed. Without that, there is no way to attack someone on her level.
she'll be dead soon enough - can't cheat the reaper.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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RBG is somewhere laughing in the background...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (a3tan)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (JKNZq)
You, really, really can't make this up.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (I2/tG)
STEM --> STEAM
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (iJVGX)
Remember the time he started rambling about people going into poor neighborhoods and handing out cash- making it very clear this was a time honored Dem. practice? Talking about it like it was the greatest thing.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (AD3JT)
I'd check it for additional carbunkles before I went any further.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (NUfnT)
70pct of the white vote is far too optimistic. He got 54pct in 2016.
I will settle for 60pct of the white vote, 12pct of the black vote and 40pct of the hispanic vote.
He'd win 45 states if he could pull that off.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (5KnDh)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (xceTB)
political signs. No security services signs. No this roof was done by
Joe Blow Roofing signs. Nothing. She was all upset about the
infringement on her free speech and how dare they! Then he explained to
her that if she wanted to alienate the neighborhood, going full
Bloomberg would do it because this was Trumpland.
It's telling that Mr. Domanico, the Trump store owner, opened his store because he knew it would be successful. In a PA collar county.
About the lawn signs - most HOAs don't even allow a For Sale sign on the lawn, you have to put it in the window.
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (DU2N9)
I don't consider it to be a slur. It's like accusing someone of being sensible, or normal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (vtcmf)
Schiff's neck would fit into the gap between The Tank's teeth.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
_________
We need a photoshop of this, stat!
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:31 PM (+29Lf)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 12, 2020 01:31 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (a3tan)
==========
Theory:
RBG is the Grim Reaper.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:31 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (Yp/pV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)
She will live to be 90, and will die as an unprosecuted hero of the left.
If the administration doesn't plan on prosecuting these people, then it should stop posturing instead of appointing a putz like Huber who goes ahead and exonerates the ones Trump calls guilty.
For a couple years, we were told that Huber was going to get to the bottom of Clinton criminality and restore a single standard for justice. Instead, he found nothing. So are we to assume there was nothing to find?
I assume, until proven otherwise, that all this chatter about imminent arrests is the same bullshit warmed over.
Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (ONvIw)
The great thing about Matthews is there's a good chance at some point he'll just spit (heh) out exactly how the DNC is gonna screw Bernie out of the nomination.
Posted by: Ktgreat
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They're already doing it on MSNBC. They had a guest yesterday (can't remember who -- some sub-sub-level operative) -- who sat right there and said they have to stop Bernie somehow.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (M9ntN)
I want Wes Anderson's "DUNE".
I mean, who can't see Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (z0XD
I will encompass your doom. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Posted by: Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Orson at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (N+w28)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:19 PM (m45I2)
Laurel Hardy
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (hLRSq)
Abbot and Hardy
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (d7Ww2)
He'd win 45 states if he could pull that off.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (5KnDh)
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He'll get 53 of caucasian, 9% of blacks and he will get 40%+ of Hispanics.
Bookmark this link and come back and comment on election day.....
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (rLZe7)
Obozo had a single ply resume, no significant record, and criticizing him was ipso facto racist. Buttgiggity has a single ply resume, no significant record, and criticizing him is ipso facto homophobia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 01:21 PM
Obama ran against an old, grumpy RINO that didn't fight back, hated his VP and was following an unpopular incumbent Republican during a recession. Buttigieg will run against a popular, fighting incumbent president with a strong economy. It'll be a bloodbath.
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (+UTiv)
And I will cut a tiny girl in glasses a TON of slack.
But, she is often painful to listen to.
That carbunkle on her face ain't helping her much, either.
Posted by: garrett
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I haven't watched Fox in awhile so haven't seen her recently, but I remember thinking she looked anorexic she was so skinny.
Posted by: Biergood at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (yb6r+)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:26 PM (JRaU+)
Plus there was a whole lot of guilt and shame to mine in 2008. Plus it was easy to run against Bush (the last three election winners ran against Bush), plus the media was more influential, plus McCain was an asshole.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (DU2N9)
I don't consider it to be a slur. It's like accusing someone of being sensible, or normal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (iJVGX)
Neither do I. But those hurling it consider it to be Kryptonite to Superman.
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (vtcmf)
Eric Swallowell sobs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)
Q: What powers the clown car?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (hLRSq)
I want Wes Anderson's "DUNE".
I mean, who can't see Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (z0XD
I will encompass your doom. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Posted by: Bill Murray as Baron Harkonnen at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (RD7QR)
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If you haven't seen the parody Wes Anderson makes a God of War movie, you must find it now.
RIGHT NOW!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (pDMT7)
About the lawn signs - most HOAs don't even allow a For Sale sign on the lawn, you have to put it in the window.
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (DJFLF)
Yup, same in his. No signs at all.
And I loved that the Trump store guy's response to the criticism of his store is open a Bernie store right next to me, it's vacant, it'll be fun.
See, there's the difference. Left wants him thrown out, Right says, hey, rent that one and let's have some fun with this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (XN+hF)
Always.
Brunettes > Red Heads > Blondes
Whoa - Active shooting in Missoula. Someone shooting at cop cars...
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (NUfnT)
I don't even think Frank Rizzo talked like that.
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (DJFLF)
Hispancs aren't real big on teh gay either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (KZzsI)
High point makes shitty weapons. Their polling is suspect too.
Posted by: Awkward davies at February 12, 2020 01:18 PM (iviHh)
You know how Taurus has The Judge and SandW has The Governor, both revolver 45Colt/410 shotties? I hear that HighPoint is coming out with their own version.
They're calling it "The Defendant".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (kw0bd)
When Trump is reelected, life will go on. The most hysterical foamy anti-Trump types will still have a job. In this economy, so will everyone else.
This intense urgency about "doing something" about Trump is just weird.
Maybe thieves and their contractors are worried about having to work for a living.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (6L2Vj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)
I noticed that during the impeachment follies. Wasn't looking at the t.v. Heard a not unpleasant voice speaking clearly no lisp or other affectation, just speaking gibberish. When I looked up and realized it was Schiff, it surprised me. I really expected him to sound like a gallon leaking air.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM
He does get angry, though, and it comes out in his voice. After impeachment went down in flames he lectured the senators with a tight-lipped, barely-holding-it-together trembling anger. I thought, this guy can barely, just barely, control himself.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (COzlW)
Baltimore...two federal agents shot in NE Baltimore just a bit ago.
Multiple agencies responded.
Officers with ICE emblems in some of the many black SUV's defending on the area.
Individual believed to be suspect is dead, and under a sheet in the front yard of the apartment complex.
No status on condition of officers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2020 01:28 PM (z0XD
Naw, Bill Murray IS the Kwizatz Hadderich!
John Candy as CGI Baron Harkonnen!
John Larroquete as the Padishah Emperor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)
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Is it Klomentum! or Klobmentum!? Need a ruling at work here, it's a 2-2 tie.
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (2cfUo)
One of the many ridiculous, toothless, but vile resolutions denouncing the US or Israel or motherhood or gravity or something had passed the General Assembly, and the assembled Third World reps of despots and criminal regimes were whooping it up in the chamber.
Moynihan got recognition and said to the chair: "the United States objects to the sacrifice of live animals in the aisles".
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Orson at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (N+w2
I used to worry about him being a normal kind of guy, albeit kind of a snotty cocksucker, but I guess he's not nearly nutty enough.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Yp/pV)
She doesn't call herself a conservative, she identifies as "Libertarian."
Which simply means she likes pot and easy, consequence free sex.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (5KnDh)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 01:08 PM (UnA8+)
_________
"A 'President Hair Stylist' is the next best thing." -- Mary Pete Bootygag
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (d+n3B)
256 Klomentum!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)
Q: What powers the clown car?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (hLRSq)..
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Klamato juice ???
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM
I can help. Give me a toot?
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (xVRZq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
I've never bought in. She always seemed like a phoney baloney.
Cute tho. Would.
Posted by: Autocorrect at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:36 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (NUfnT)
Hmmm, let's see. Democrat "front-runner" imploding. Democrat primaries not going the way anyone seems to want. Trump cruising.
This is about the time someone goes on a shooting spree, right?
Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (DU2N9)
John Candy as CGI Baron Harkonnen!
John Larroquete as the Padishah Emperor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)
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Winona Ryder as Alia for the win!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (8XRCm)
Which simply means she likes pot and easy, consequence free sex.
Posted by: John Thornton at February
Having sex with her wold be like fucking a handful of pencils.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (HALdu)
tight-lipped, barely-holding-it-together trembling anger. I thought,
this guy can barely, just barely, control himself.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (COzlW)
Yet *still* he does not spontaneously combust!
WHY OH WHY AM I DENIED THE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OF MY COMMIE ENEMIES?? WHY LORD, WHY?
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:22 PM (hLRSq)
That was the Hardy Boys cousin?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM (6L2Vj)
That's pretty much entirely it. Conmen can't stand the idea of honest work. They'll work twice as hard for half the return, as long as it's not a 9-5 job.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (J+mig)
Hmmm, let's see. Democrat "front-runner" imploding. Democrat primaries not going the way anyone seems to want. Trump cruising.
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Those Bernie Bots are SUCH pranksters.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM
All except for the scholarship kids. They got stuck with Swiffers.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (ejd/p)
Do not take Klomentum if you are allergic to Klomentum. Klomentum may cause rickets, blindness, leprosy, skin sloughing, full-body hair loss, cancer, and tuberculosis. In some cases, Klomentum caused uncontrollable seizures leading to death. Ask your doctor if Klomentum is right for you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
That is what journalists have always done.
"The greatest trick journalists ever played was convincing the world they were not biased."
The only thing that has changed is that certain journalists are breaking the masquerade and confessing the bias they have always operated under.
Posted by: Sam at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (ohyxL)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (mf5HN)
You can get a house in California for $425K, right after they take the "Fido" sign off from over the doorway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (iJVGX)
I don't even think Frank Rizzo talked like that.
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:34 PM
He's too short to get elected. I'm not being flippant. Short men don't make it to the White House. On top of everything else his voice dooms his candidacy. He sounds much gayer than Mayor Pete. A lisping, effeminate, fussy, mincing little man.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (MMNuL)
Schifty/Nadler
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
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Battle tested. Battle hardened.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (VYwSh)
Heard a not unpleasant voice speaking clearly no lisp or other affectation, just speaking gibberish. When I looked up and realized it was Schiff, it surprised me. I really expected him to sound like a gallon leaking air.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2020 01:20 PM
He does get angry, though, and it comes out in his voice. After impeachment went down in flames he lectured the senators with a tight-lipped, barely-holding-it-together trembling anger. I thought, this guy can barely, just barely, control himself.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
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When Schiff gets upset, he nearly cries. His voice cracks, and he yells and spits.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (M9ntN)
eraser end ? or pointy ?
Number 2 ?
more details needed
Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (AzW6q)
Nah - HE'S ON HIS OWN
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)
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Is it Klomentum! or Klobmentum!? Need a ruling at work here, it's a 2-2 tie.
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Xvo1a)
Klobumentum. Always good to get a vowel in there, keeps it from looking like Serbian surnames.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (RD7QR)
Lulz:
pete buttsex came in 2nd in NH but guess what?
He TIED Bernie Sanders for Delegates!
How Does DNC Math Work?!?!? Hahahahaha.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (9P5eb)
He's too short to get elected. I'm not being flippant. Short men don't make it to the White House. On top of everything else his voice dooms his candidacy. He sounds much gayer than Mayor Pete. A lisping, effeminate, fussy, mincing little man.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (COzlW)
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Ahem....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)
Was that the sequel to Khartoum?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
I think it is Dennis Miller who notes that death should not be listed as a side effect of a medication since it seems to be more of an effect.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Michael L Blair at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (yiAMj)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (NUfnT)
These are responses to stupidity. Not the origin of the stupidity. You seem to always fail to notice the difference.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (pDMT7)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (AD3JT)
Do not take if allergic to Klomentum. Klomentum may cause impotence, hysterical pregnancy and "sausage fingers." Do not handle broken tablets. Do not look directly at Klomentum. Do not say "Klomentum" three time while looking in a mirror. See our ad in Golf Digest.
Posted by: The Makers of Klomentum at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (Izzlo)
And I will cut a tiny girl in glasses a TON of slack.
But, she is often painful to listen to.
That carbunkle on her face ain't helping her much, either.
Posted by: garrett
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I haven't watched Fox in awhile so haven't seen her recently, but I remember thinking she looked anorexic she was so skinny.
Posted by: Biergood at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (yb6r+)
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Kat Timpf seems to be a regular on the Greg Gutfeld Saturday night show. It seems like she has a running gag about how f-ed up her boyfriends were.
Hmmm? What did her boyfriends all have in common?
Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (+0uDE)
...who'd followed a perhaps necessary but incompetently led war with another completely unnecessary and incompetently led war.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (8erNz)
I've seen many of his films and can say that I did not dislike any of them.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (5KnDh)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:23 PM (mpeBU)
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and fireside fashion tips!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (V3+/n)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (COzlW)
Now I'm worried it's going to stab me in the back and try to destroy the republic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: iandeal at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (vgGyZ)
They're already doing it on MSNBC. They had a guest yesterday (can't remember who -- some sub-sub-level operative) -- who sat right there and said they have to stop Bernie somehow.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 01:32 PM (M9ntN)
I think TuCa covered this last night- it was a paid DNC operative, yet that part was not disclosed. Shocker.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (NiFkv)
"at some point I would have to ask 'maybe its ME'?"
--Ron White
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (+0uDE)
A secret desire for cock?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (wCmLp)
I think it is Dennis Miller who notes that death should not be listed as a side effect of a medication since it seems to be more of an effect.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM
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One time, me and my buddy did some horse tranks we found in his dad's barn.
Bad idea!
After we got pretty sick, we looked at the datasheet for the damned things, and the list of side effects was five pages long, with many seriously scary things. Couched about halfway through was simply "death."
The moral of the story is...
Horse Tranks: Not Even Once.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
If he says yes, feel free to dick punch him.
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (32YRo)
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.
I'm angered that she isn't behind bars already.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (eN2PK)
The drinking probably helps.
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (veJcn)
I've seen many of his films and can say that I did not dislike any of them.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (5KnDh)
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There's nothing wrong with it, it's just easy to make fun of.
Ozu's movies all look the same, and they're great. No one seems to care that they look the same.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (COzlW)
Imagine the scene at a debate with Trump.
Trump doesn't have to say a word. All he has to do is lean back, theatrically look at Bloomberg's feet, checking for a box.
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (iJVGX)
Naw, Bill Murray IS the Kwizatz Hadderich!
John Candy as CGI Baron Harkonnen!
John Larroquete as the Padishah Emperor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)
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Winona Ryder as Alia for the win!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (8XRCm)
Naw. Bring back Alicia Witt as Alia. The lisping kid in Lynch's movie turned into a ginger smokeshow.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (kw0bd)
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at February
He uses her for a buttplug
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM
When BSG shows up, it's on you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (+Z/nc)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 12, 2020 01:27 PM (vtcmf)
My CrossFit WOD today is 6 rounds of 400 meter run and 25 burpees with a 1 ft vert. jump.
He Hate Me
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2020 01:42 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:30 PM (XN+hF)
Was that the sequel to Khartoum?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM (mpeBU)
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Klomydia, It's infectious!
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 01:42 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: DaveD at February 12, 2020 01:06 PM (P5fqQ)
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This is how a visionary works.
Steve Jobs. Chris Columbus. Chris Williams. Really all the same.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:42 PM (zZbCU)
Hmmm? What did her boyfriends all have in common?
Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (+0uDE)
They are all actually gay?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:42 PM (mpeBU)
Tyrus and Timpf have a thing.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
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The physics don't work. If Tyrus hit that, she'd be in traction.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:42 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2020 01:29 PM (JKNZq)
Hi notsothoreau! Good to see you!!!
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (I8EVm)
The media is also using "Klosurge", which as Rush pointed out, just sounds like what you take if you took to much Klomentum.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM
That was then, this is now. Name a short modern prezzy. I'm talking homunculus short like Bloomie.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February
Few things worse than fucking a girl you are afraid of breaking.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (DJFLF)
I think God is letting them shoot themselves in the foot until they realize that there's no hope for ever creating their imaginary utopia. They will, sooner or later, and I think most of the leaders will go the Jim Jones route rather than swallow their pride and admit that they followed a false god.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (J+mig)
*******
AquaNet™ vinaigrette
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (m45I2)
Which simply means she likes pot and easy, consequence free sex.
Posted by: John Thornton at February
Having sex with her wold be like fucking a handful of pencils.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (HALdu)
Maybe that's why she's a libertarian? It's an admission that she's not wife material.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (KUaJL)
Does anyone think that Nancy really, really regrets not waiting 48 hours to hold that impeachment press conference? She knew the transcript was coming? Why not wait?
But Nancy is a Political Super Genius!
Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (+0uDE)
John Candy as CGI Baron Harkonnen!
John Larroquete as the Padishah Emperor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Kwizatz Hadderich
Harkonnen is stoned
And Mau dib
Goes rolling home!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (hLRSq)
Is the DNC trying to finagle a buttsex/amy ticket?
A "midwest" ticket, or a "heartland" ticket with two
fake moderates?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (9P5eb)
Horse Tranks: Not Even Once.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (AzW6q)
I have no idea if this is what you ran into, but I remember that PCP's main use was as a horse trank. Yeah that's a direct ticket to psychosis, right there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (Kpl3J)
You can break a stick. You can't break a hole.
Posted by: Stuff Grandma used to say... at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (NUfnT)
He uses her for a buttplug
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (HALdu)
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Still a thing.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
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High speed spinner?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (NiFkv)
If Klobberchar makes it, eating salads with a comb will become A Thing.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:40 PM (COzlW)
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You mean it's not already "A Thing?" Asking for a friend ...
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (d+n3B)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:33 PM (XN+hF)
***********
She claims she says she's a libertarian and she did graduate from Hillsdale College so there's that.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Dak Jeenter, Earl of Cornhole at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (sWM8x)
Now that's bonerific!
Posted by: Winning! at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 01:37 PM (DJFLF)
I think God is letting them shoot themselves in the foot until they realize that there's no hope for ever creating their imaginary utopia. They will, sooner or later, and I think most of the leaders will go the Jim Jones route rather than swallow their pride and admit that they followed a false god.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:43 PM (J+mig)
*flips through history book*
No I'm pretty sure they'd happily rule over a dystopia.
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (YVvSQ)
Meanwhile, they can throw Sanders to the wolves and be rid of him or send out Klobuchar for ritual sacrifice and not lose anything of value.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (1ss+9)
You can break a stick. You can't break a hole.
Posted by: Stuff Grandma used to say... at February
Yeah but who wants her after he breaks her legs off?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (HALdu)
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.
The former White House travel office would like to have a word with Hillary.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:39 PM
It was a simpler time.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (HWWaj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (Ewo9R)
Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)
You can break a stick. You can't break a hole.
Posted by: Stuff Grandma used to say... at February
She is the younger, stupider, skinnier version of ann coulter.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (I8EVm)
eraser end ? or pointy ?
Number 2 ?
more details needed
Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (2cfUo)
Ticonderoga!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (gmo/4)
I know they overdubbed her voice but she was creepy as hell
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)
Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (2DOZq)
'I need a hole
I don't need no hips
I layed a line of coke
on her tits'
Posted by: GWAR at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)
Obama.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (NHSOx)
How does a Senator who declares as Independent get a ballot with the DNC in the first place?
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (w7KSn)
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I think the original plan was "lets get all his voters under our tent, dick him out of the nomination, then steal his voters."
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (8XRCm)
Number 2 ?
more details needed
Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (2cfUo)
mechanical
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (KUaJL)
Obama.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (1ISKN)
I will support Trump behaving as a monarch, if he puts Letters of Marque on Deep Staters and Leftists (BIRM).
I love my job... but I would ditch it in a hot minute if "Land Privateer" becomes a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:24 PM (AzW6q)
Nah - HE'S ON HIS OWN
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (32YRo)
Nah. Solo, so he can think they're complimenting him while saying "like hell I'd take a bullet for him, he's on his own!"
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (J+mig)
Have you thought about potting his mike waaaaay down?
Because I might listen, then.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)
Garfield
coz it's a cat's name!
...oh wait
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (pw+jk)
And people laughed when I suggested that a brokered convention might turn to Hillarhoid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (iJVGX)
Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?
Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (2DOZq)
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
There's no Billy Paul song celebrating it. BOOM!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)
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"My Brother is coming... for you."
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (HALdu)
After 2016, I think they were afraid he'd run independent if they didn't let him on the Democrat ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)
Because FUCK YOU.
This time we mean it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (pw+jk)
THIS time it's personal!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)
Probably Millard Fillmore but only because it's fun to say and hilarious.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: Mayor Petey at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (Ne1i4)
I love my job... but I would ditch it in a hot minute if "Land Privateer" becomes a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)
The whole Horde will show up with Road Warrior rigs on that day.
Hope one of you can play the flamethrower guitar.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (I8EVm)
I haven't been scraped this thoroughly since the Last Days of YouKnowWho back in '45.
Posted by: The Barrel at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (2DOZq)
Isn't everything?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (iJVGX)
Winner.
Second place: Millard Fillmore, whose name sounds like a cartoon mascot for a gas station.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Ewo9R)
The abandonment of the concept of "enemies of humanity" being outside the law was a wrong move by nations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Izzlo)
I guess it is possible he could carpetbag to another state and try his luck there.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (JRaU+)
The nerve!
Posted by: Mitt Romney at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (kw0bd)
After 2016, I think they were afraid he'd run independent if they didn't let him on the Democrat ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)
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They let him 4 years ago, and now they can't take it back.
They made this happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (NHSOx)
Don't give that fraud credit for this fraud's decisions!!!
Posted by: Snoreregard, the reasonable at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (COzlW)
What ever happened to her? She was a hottie.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (KUaJL)
Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (2cfUo)
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Late thread winner.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (pw+jk)
Trump is using the powers of the presidency like a tyrant-now, to reward accomplices and go after witnesses who dared to speak against him. This should concern and anger us all.
The former White House travel office would like to have a word with Hillary.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (2DOZq)
Says the woman that was connected to an FBI file scandal while her husband was president.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (YpqCi)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (rLZe7)
Probably Millard Fillmore but only because it's fun to say and hilarious.
******
I agree, but the Fillmore in and of itself does not carry the same comedic ear-feel as when you add the Millard.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (m45I2)
Photoshop Nancy tearing up her copy of PDT's SOTU speech, but make the white sheet of paper into an American flag.
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Ne1i4)
Because FUCK YOU.
This time we mean it.
You know that meme with a series of tools trying to remove a bolt? Trump is like the third frame.
Don't make us go any further, elites.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (KZzsI)
Laura Ingraham said last night on evil Fox News that Dems.
candidate will be known by the end of March IIRC.
Posted by: Rutabaga at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
Given the rise of Buttigieg and Kobuchar, what is the strangest sounding Presidential last name in history?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:45 PM (m45I2)
since the number 1 choice is obvious, for number 2 I nominate McMuffin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: James Monroe at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (NUfnT)
Because I might listen, then.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (NUfnT)
He's tech, I'm the Talent.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (2DOZq)
Am I a joke to you?
Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (KUaJL)
Kennedy
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
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Drew Carey?
Posted by: Sheila Jackleg Lee at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Izzlo
Damn I missed Monroe. I shouldn't have since my real last name also ends with an e.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (2DOZq)
Washingtone
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (NUfnT)
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Those poor British children...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (zZbCU)
Keeping it all vague, I had the opportunity to talk policy with him during one of his foreign trips. Kind of shocked him with praise for his intelligent commentary on post-9/11 matters - while the rest of his party was disgracing and beclowning itself.
But then minutes later on a TV interview he sounded like a garden variety clueless Dem (or many GOP) seat-warming mediocrity, didn't go near a serious issue. It was very odd and surprising.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: James Monroe at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (Ewo9R)
Obama?
Posted by: stumck at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (NUfnT)
meep meep motherfuckers
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Izzlo)
Y is "sometimes" a vowel, so does Kennedy count?
Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: a woman at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (sI15f)
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Pierce ??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
Right, I forgot about him. Like most of history did.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (YVvSQ)
Only if they are allowed to rule... which is the part that ain't happening, and why they'll fall to doubt and despair.
Seeing all of your work and effort fall to ruin does things to a man. They're about to see a hundred years of Socialist scheming and KGB masterminding get flushed down the crapper of history.
Everything they ever believed is coming to an end.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (JRaU+)
Oh God, not California. Scott Wiener, a fruit from Philly, moved to SF three years ago and is introducing all kinds of utterly deranged hard left shit as legislation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Kennedy
Posted by: fixerupper
...and sometimes "y"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (NUfnT)
What ever happened to her? She was a hottie.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (1ISKN)
About a billion Halmark movies, and a short bit in the new Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (xPJvm)
Washingtone
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (NUfnT)
Washingto
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (G546f)
Those poor British children...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (zZbCU)
Hey, at least he left them the opportunity for somebody else to save them. Unlike that sensei. Or the opponent at the party.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (KUaJL)
I love my job... but I would ditch it in a hot minute if "Land Privateer" becomes a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)
The whole Horde will show up with Road Warrior rigs on that day.
Hope one of you can play the flamethrower guitar.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (J+mig)
Dude, I can't pull off a mohawk anymore.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (RD7QR)
Serving felony murder warrant for Federal taskforce
Non life threatening injuries to Agents/ Officers
Suspect confirmed dead.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (tT0V4)
TRUMP 2020
Because FUCK YOU.
This time we mean it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (pw+jk)
During the 2016 election, the gun shows in DFW had campaign swag with "Trump, 2016, Because fuck your feelings."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (oVJmc)
President Pompeo will be number 2.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (QLPEO)
Have you thought about potting his mike waaaaay down?
Because I might listen, then.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (NUfnT)
Have them do it like the first podcast where he goofed up and each voice was in only one speaker. So like Alex was in the right headphone and BC was in the left.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (YpqCi)
Trump is using the powers of the presidency.
There, fixed it for ya, Hills. That's what gets your goat.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: a woman at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:38 PM (COzlW)
Imagine the scene at a debate with Trump.
Trump doesn't have to say a word. All he has to do is lean back, theatrically look at Bloomberg's feet, checking for a box.
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:41 PM (iJVGX)
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At the second debate, Trump brings out a gold painted box that is even taller than Mini-Mike's.
Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (NHSOx)
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I watched a full day of Fox "News" a few months ago for the first time in years.
It was appalling.
Leaving aside the shitty politics, these people are soooooo dumb.
I swear, the bobbleheads on CNN are smarter than the ones on Fox.
One of these geniuses wondered (aloud, no less), if an embargo on NBA roundball could bring down the PRC.
SMFH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (KZzsI)
Monroe, Fillmore, Pierce, Coolidge, Obama.
Kinda whiffed on that one, guy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (Ewo9R)
Harkonnen is stoned
And Mau dib
Goes rolling home!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 01:44 PM (hLRSq)
Muldoon, you are not.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (sjdRT)
That's what tyrants do. But Hillary knows that because that's what she wants to be.
Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (G546f)
It was always funny how he would crash through walls anD shout "OH YEAAAHHH!!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM
That's not funny.
Posted by: Willard R. at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (xa9Kf)
Never forget this.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (GcvMs)
Jeffersone
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (KZzsI)
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Easy kid. You'll Polk your eye out.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (NUfnT)
Have you thought about potting his mike waaaaay down?
Because I might listen, then.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM
He's tech, I'm the Talent.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM
I believe that was garrett's point...
Posted by: AltonJackson
Kommissar, Michigan for Bernie 2020
at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (hx3Q8)
Would make a great brand name for a line of fridges.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (Ewo9R)
Alicia Witt was the kid in Dune? The things you learn here.
What ever happened to her? She was a hottie.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (1ISKN)
About a billion Halmark movies, and a short bit in the new Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:51 PM (xPJvm)
And Tim Olyphant staring at her delicious ass on one of the later seasons of Justified.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: The Fonz at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: a woman at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (sI15f)
Because FUCK YOU.
This time we mean it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (pw+jk)
THIS time it's personal!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (iJVGX)
Shit just got real-er, yo!
Posted by: Baddest Boys at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (HALdu)
BUY MORE HEADPHONES!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:46 PM (mf5HN)
I've already suggested my two topics on the twatters. One is serious, one... not so much.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: a woman at February
and gay
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (HALdu)
and married to a transgendered male
Posted by: a woman at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (sI15f)
Laura Ingraham said last night on evil Fox News that Dems.
candidate will be known by the end of March IIRC.
Posted by: Rutabaga at February 12, 2020 01:50 PM (LilNs)
Thats the thing about predictions, they are hard, especially about the future.
It's possible.
A sweep of Super Tuesday that kniocks all the others out could do it. BUT - with proportional delegates, a three way race that is tight will keep anyone from nailing down the prerequisite number of delegates to win on first ballot. Or a 4 way race.
I think for all intents and purposes both Biden and Warren are out for now. Biden may win some delegates in SC but he won't take first. Big three will be Bernie, Buttigieg, and Klobuchar going into Super Tuesday and Bloomberg could take some delegates that day.
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (9VeU0)
Never forget this.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (GcvMs)
Born in Babylonia
Moved to California
King Schiff
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (RD7QR)
I will support Trump behaving as a monarch, if he puts Letters of Marque on Deep Staters and Leftists (BIRM).
I love my job... but I would ditch it in a hot minute if "Land Privateer" becomes a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)
The whole Horde will show up with Road Warrior rigs on that day.
Hope one of you can play the flamethrower guitar.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (J+mig)
Dude, I can't pull off a mohawk anymore.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (RD7QR)
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Plunder, Pillage, then Burn!
Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (E4NQ0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM (YpqCi)
Drift Compatible: BC's Sacrifice
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (RD7QR)
AtC, were you the originator of SMOD?
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2020 01:52 PM
Traditionally, the good angel does sit on the left shoulder and the bad angel on the right.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (grsTA)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 01:49 PM (Izzlo)
And sometimes Y. Kennedy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (yUKyn)
Blaster to the BARREL..... STAT!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (kw5n
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Skimmer.....
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:53 PM (Ewo9R)
Yeah I was thinking more in line of non Anglo Saxon vowel ending names thus the racist question? I wanted the snark too much and blew it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 01:56 PM (XN+hF)
and married to a cray cray.
Posted by: a woman at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (Ewo9R)
And Tim Olyphant staring at her delicious ass on one of the later seasons of Justified.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 01:54 PM (kw0bd)
Right! How could I forget that? My favorite show. And she was tasty and crazy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (9VeU0)
That would take extensive, in depth testing to determine and I'm just the man to volunteer for that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)
Glad to hear the Taxpayer Relief shot was administered.
Though he was probably turning his life around.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Baddest Boys at February 12, 2020 01:55 PM (q1Pj5)
it just got realiest you bro-man. word.
Posted by: Hipster douchbag pretending to be a gangsta at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (Gtjwx)
??????????
That would be a first for Biden. He has yet to get a single Democrat Party Delegate.
Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Ne1i4)
Yes, I am one of the originators of SMOD.
I am prouder of being in Urban Dictionary as one of the creators of SMOD than I am of my JD.
Colorado Alex, I swear, the Twatters suggestions are just people trying to list what will make my eyes bleed the most.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Zombie Millard Filmore at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 02:00 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)
Would that be knocking off semi trucks for their cargo?
I'm up for that.
Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2020 02:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 02:00 PM (bT7Yc)
Posted by: booty judge at February 12, 2020 02:03 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Ne1i4)
Yes, I am one of the originators of SMOD.
I am prouder of being in Urban Dictionary as one of the creators of SMOD than I am of my JD.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 01:59 PM (mf5HN)
Cool. The sidebar has some guesses, and commenters have been saying, no, it's AtC.
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 02:04 PM (Ne1i4)
Enbubbled and clueless is no way to go through life, kids!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 12, 2020 02:04 PM (XWZn6)
>>"That was the Hardy Boys cousin?"--Posted by: TheQuietMan
That was Chef Boy Hardy.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 12, 2020 02:09 PM (XehFa)
Posted by: Patrick at February 12, 2020 02:14 PM (Cp1fC)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 12, 2020 02:24 PM (XWZn6)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 01:48 PM (J+mig)
Witness me!
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 02:59 PM (32YRo)
Nadler himself might or might not be going well on the gainzz, but that image worked great for me.
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