Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/15/20)

The Saturday Night Joke

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Halfway Into His Solo Antarctic Trek, Colin O’Brady Pooed Himself — In His Only Pair Of Underwear
To make it through the 54-day solo trip, Colin O'Brady had to pack his sled very carefully. He, unfortunately, opted for more food over an extra pair of underwear.

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Things that make you pucker, your mother-in-law in a bikini, Yoko singing and power line marker ball installation.

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One of the reasons why I hate air travel. American Airlines threatened to arrest me, says woman whose seat was continuously punched by man sitting behind her

Well, TMZ has a photo of a "passenger disturbance notice" that a flight attendant handed to Williams, warning her that she could be federally prosecuted for not complying with the flight attendant's order to delete the video she'd taken of the seat puncher. The attendant also threatened to kick Williams off the plane if she didn't delete the video. Williams says she deleted the video, but was able to recover it and post it to Twitter.
According to TMZ, Williams believes she may have suffered damage from the repeated punches, because she says she has had a number of back surgeries in the past as well as titanium implants in her vertebrae. She wants the seat puncher identified and prosecuted.

What do you Morons think?

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Michael Savage was right, Liberalism is a mental disorder

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For those of us who still have TVs reason #749 to ditch the set.

With 17 seasons under its belt, House Hunters made HGTV history on Wednesday when it featured its first throuple — three people in a polyamorous romantic relationship — on one of its episodes.
Titled “Three’s Not a Crowd in Colorado Springs,” the episode followed Brian, Lori and Geli on a quest to find their dream house in Colorado.
The trio wanted to find a new home that will accommodate their unique dynamic as well as provide space for Brian and Lori’s two children.
As with any episode of House Hunters, the family came armed with a list of must-haves for their new residence, including a three-car garage and a master bathroom that will accommodate three people.
At one point in the episode, Lori remarked about the lack of space in one house they were touring, saying, “This is a couple’s kitchen, not a throuple’s kitchen.”

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Boys will be boys. Especially if Mom/Wife aren't around.

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I'm not the only one here who does a lot of traveling. Are these the best foods to eat while driving?

You can’t technically keep your hands on 10 and 2 if you’re going to town on some French fries while driving. Then again, drive-thrus and snack-centric gas stations wouldn’t exist if people weren’t so prone to eating while operating a vehicle. Some foods, obviously, are easier to consume under these circumstances than others: It’s not much of a challenge, for example, to occasionally dip your hands into a greasy paper bag and lead a chicken nugget to your mouth while heading down a highway.
But that’s amateur shit! Plus, that fatty nug is just going to make you want to take a nap. And so, driving pros use a bit more discretion when choosing their mid-ride meals: The perfect driving food is usually both nutritious and easy to consume; it provides you with adequate energy without weighing you down; and it’s unlikely to create a big mess.
Or, as some of the professional “vehicle” operators below prove, the best thing to eat while driving is whatever you goddamn feel like.

I like Kwik Trip bagels and coffee.

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Criminals, they may not be bright. But some of them have a funny sense of humor.

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Can you be immune to dance fever?

I am no great shakes as a dancer. Sure, I’ve been known to get out there amongst ’em, sometimes at great length, but only under three conditions:
(1) It’s with a woman. I had the chance to partner with a man in a Hollywood movie. (Check out the costume party scene in Philadelphia—I was an extra, dressed as someone’s idea of Truman Capote, which was okay, but I didn’t know how to dance with a man. I didn’t feel up to dancing with a man.) As to dancing alone, personally, I don’t see the point.
(2) And I am in love with her. Or, when I was single, the possibility was there.
(3) And I (ideally, we) have had a couple of snorts.
Otherwise, no. I know the saying “Dance like nobody’s watching,” but I also know, from observation, that some people—and in that category I include myself, when not at least semi-romantic and tipsy—should not take that advice to heart.

The ONT Musical Interlude

On this day: 15 Feb 1965
American singer and pianist Nat King Cole died of lung cancer. First hit was the 1943 'Straighten Up and Fly Right', had the 1955 US No.2 single 'A Blossom Fell' and 1957 UK No.2 single 'When I Fall In Love' plus over 20 other US & UK Top 40 singles. He is the father of singer Natalie Cole. In 1956 he became the first black American to host a television variety show. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 15 Feb 1968
American blues musician Little Walter (Marion Walter Jacobs) died in his sleep aged 37 from injuries incurred in a fight while taking a break from a performance at a nightclub in Chicago. Joining Muddy Waters' band in 1948, he was the first harmonica player to amplify his harp (on the 1951 ‘She Moves Me’) giving it a distorted echoing sound. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Teacher’s Viral Moldy Bread Science Experiment Shows The Importance Of Washing Hands

We all know everything is covered in germs all the time, but the most common way to deal with it is to ignore it. The next level is washing your hands regularly with soap and hot water. The level above that is dousing yourself in Purell every time you touch something that didn’t just come out of a disinfected bag. After seeing this experiment conducted by a bunch of elementary schoolers, you might be at whatever level four is for the rest of your life—maybe purification through fire?

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The family that does crime, pays the time. Family of Genius Award Winners.

A closet and safe under a 64-year-old grandmother’s bed in a senior complex in St. Petersburg are not the typical spots where police find a cache of illegal dope and guns.
But that’s what a federal task force found in December when it dismantled a drug-trafficking organization and arrested 11 suspects, including nine from the Sunshine City, records say.
Now, recent court documents reveal how the organization used the Viridian, a senior housing complex with 188 units on Third Avenue South, as a stash house for the drugs and guns.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bathroom Humor.

Notice: The ONT belongs to Ace. No one was around for permission this evening. This is a "wing-it" Notice.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 Bonsoir, fappeurs et fappettes!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 10:01 PM (7WaWV)

2 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at February 15, 2020 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

3 And the wheel of first goes round and round...and the winner is!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 15, 2020 10:01 PM (2ygtH)

4 A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "does that bother you at all?"

And the pirate replies...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:01 PM (t+qrx)

5 Zettai! Step up and collect your prize!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 15, 2020 10:02 PM (2ygtH)

6 Thank Heavens for the ONT! Thanks, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:02 PM (WFcrO)

7 Pirate jokes are the best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 10:02 PM (XVuno)

8 Yup

I just knew if I walked away to refill my beverage that this would happen.

Law of ONT.

Well, what have we here for content? (marches upstairs)

Posted by: mindful webworker
or waltzes
at February 15, 2020 10:03 PM (7OF+y)

9 And the Doc says "What the hell happened to your butt?"Wiped with the wrong hand."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 15, 2020 10:03 PM (2ygtH)

10 That serial number has to be fake.

Posted by: Surfperch, trying to have fun at February 15, 2020 10:03 PM (tVQUs)

11 Evening Horde.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2020 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)

12 6 Thank Heavens for the ONT! Thanks, Mis Hum!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:02 PM (WFcrO)

Don't thank Heaven, thank me.

Yes, I have an ego

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

13 its rude to recline in air travel

Posted by: Avi at February 15, 2020 10:04 PM (kSq2k)

14 ManShed is the name of a urinal maker? That's false advertising.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 10:04 PM (XVuno)

15
What do you Morons think?

Your right to recline your seat ends where my knees begin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:04 PM (7rVsF)

16 I will watch the race at Daytona tomorrow because President Trump will be driving around the track.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 15, 2020 10:06 PM (5Tbnt)

17 Hiya !

The Sat Nite joke was EXCELLENT !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 10:07 PM (arJlL)

18 15
What do you Morons think?

Your right to recline your seat ends where my knees begin.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:04 PM (7rVsF)

I would have asked politely, once.

From that point forward my goal in life would be to make the recliner's life hell until we landed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

19 Airline seat rows are too close together ... didn't use to be *as* close but this was true in the past also.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 10:07 PM (XzVUd)

20 I'm going to have to boycott HGTV.

So there will be no point in me even owning a television.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

21 13 its rude to recline in air travel
Posted by: Avi at February 15, 2020 10:04 PM (kSq2k)

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In economy, sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 10:07 PM (XVuno)

22 I can't wait to see the carnage when all the libs wreck themselves.

Posted by: Gmac - The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 15, 2020 10:08 PM (5Tbnt)

23 Hiya Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 10:08 PM (arJlL)

24 And the pirate replies...
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:01 PM (t+qrx)

Arrrgh it's drivin me nuts!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:09 PM (a4qVe)

25 Great ONT MH! Nat King Cole. What a voice. I still love to listen to him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:09 PM (dUJdY)

26 The seat has a button to recline. Don't like it, bitch to the airline.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (2ygtH)

27 Evening Ladyl

Posted by: wing at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (JFzNN)

28 I keep seeing Little Mike's commercial featuring Obama. How many stupid people are going to think Mike is running with Obama.

Posted by: Abby at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (6w6ke)

29 Hiya, JT!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

30 Bonsoir, fappeurs et fappettes!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 10:01 PM (7WaWV)

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I arrived this evening on the faparetto.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (XVuno)

31 4 "Arr, laddie, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Posted by: Dr Alice at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (oW/8k)

32 Hey everybody. Hey thanks for the ONT MisHum! :-)

Fun fact: 4U2PN2 was U2's original band name!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

33 And the pirate replies...
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:01 PM (t+qrx)

Arrrgh it's drivin me nuts!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:09 PM (a4qVe)

*awards Cheriebebe the Pirate Joke Trophy*

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

34 I'm going to have to boycott HGTV.

So there will be no point in me even owning a television.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

As has been said countless times before;

Cut the cord, starve the beast.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (tVQUs)

35 Bartender, I'll have a double!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (BiNEL)

36 28 I keep seeing Little Mike's commercial featuring Obama. How many stupid people are going to think Mike is running with Obama.
Posted by: Abby at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (6w6ke)

Word is today he wants Hillary to be his VP

Shorty and Fatty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

37 I don't recline my airline seat because I don't want the person in front of me reclining theirs. If they choose to do so, their seat will hit my knees early in the process. That usually deters further seat motion.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO)

38 Too late

Posted by: Dr Alice at February 15, 2020 10:11 PM (oW/8k)

39 What do you Morons think?

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Reason # 3451 I hate air travel - some of my fellow travelers. I avoid it whenever possible. I'm not afraid of flying just despise all the hassle that is part and parcel of commercial air.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2020 10:11 PM (Y4EXg)

40 hgtv jumped the shark awhile ago. can't stand it anymore. it now run by the lgbqt crowd.fuck em.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2020 10:11 PM (KP5rU)

41 *curtseys*

Thank you hogmartin!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:11 PM (a4qVe)

42 Good evening, Wing!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

43 hgtv jumped the shark awhile ago. can't stand it anymore. it now run by the lgbqt crowd.fuck em.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2020 10:11 PM (KP5rU)

Homo Garden Television

Posted by: Surfperch at February 15, 2020 10:12 PM (tVQUs)

44 Hmmmm, posted twice to see if there's a difference in the browser I use normally, Palemoon, and Chrome.

Not much, other than my inability to keep my fat finger off the capslock key which is normal.

Posted by: Gmac - The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 15, 2020 10:12 PM (5Tbnt)

45 Too late
Posted by: Dr Alice at February 15, 2020 10:11 PM (oW/8k)

Sorry!

Maybe you guys can share it.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:12 PM (t+qrx)

46 About the polyamorous threesome in Colorado Springs:

When I think of Colorado Springs, I think of three things: Fort Carson, the Air Force Academy, and Homicide Hunter Joe Kenda-- not a polyamorous throuple. (Wouldn't surprise me if there's a homicide in the throuple's future . . .)

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 15, 2020 10:12 PM (pPNCa)

47
Reclining seats are a reason I avoid flying machines. Along with:

The morbidly obese woman who bathed in perfume whose custard-like mass flows into my seat.

The screaming kid who runs up and down the aisle whose parents don't stop him because "we don't want to inhibit Xyler's creativity".

The really-important guy who spends half an hour trying to stuff a grand piano into the overhead compartment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:12 PM (7rVsF)

48 37 I don't recline my airline seat because I don't want the person in front of me reclining theirs. If they choose to do so, their seat will hit my knees early in the process. That usually deters further seat motion.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO)

Such a gracious and cultured Moron.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

49 Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}
There are so many well written books to read that can entertain you and make you think, but don't just waste your time by trying to entertain you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:13 PM (BiNEL)

50 >>its rude to recline in air travel

Since when? Since the airlines decided to fun-size seats?
Haven't seen it, but was there no conversation between them when the woman reclined her seat and the guys started punching? Did he ask her to move it up a bit and she refused, did she not pull it back forward a bit when she realized how much it restricted the cramped last row? There has to be more to this. . . him hitting, her refusing the budge makes them both look like jerks.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2020 10:13 PM (bDqIh)

51 that woman who complained about the guy who objected to her crushing his knees with her seat - she's lucky he didn't have any piano wire, he could have slipped it over her seat which was in his face and garroted her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 10:13 PM (V2Yro)

52 No way to tell who's right on the airline thing, I think. Sure, she had a right to recline her seat, but there are a lot of ways to exercise a right that are in fact abrasive or aggressive. His response sure is unsympathetic though. 8-year-old territory.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 15, 2020 10:13 PM (H5knJ)

53
Michael Savage was right, Liberalism is a mental disorder

Glenn Beck played that "hole in the sky" song on his show Friday to much laughter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2020 10:13 PM (aKsyK)

54 its rude to recline in air travel
Posted by: Avi at February 15, 2020 10:04 PM (kSq2k)

Maybe so but that man-boy hitting her seat like he did would be too immature for a 5 year old.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 15, 2020 10:13 PM (aS1PU)

55 Long day, but satisfying. Installed 40 drawer pulls/cabinet handles at the secret mountain lair. And that's just in the kitchen.

Also found the previous owners had broken a drawer slide. So I get to hunt for repair parts for that tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 10:14 PM (SchxB)

56 HGTV

Homos, Gays and TransVestites

Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2020 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)

57 Cut the TV cable a few months ago.
The set is in the garage being kept comfortable until I decide to shoot it frequently, take it to the transfer station or find some unknowing idiot who will take it.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 15, 2020 10:14 PM (Tt761)

58 And the Doc says "What the hell happened to your butt? "Wiped with the wrong hand."

The pirate was a Muslim?

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 15, 2020 10:14 PM (pPNCa)

59 >>>The screaming kid who runs up and down the aisle whose parents don't stop him because "we don't want to inhibit Xyler's creativity".

My last birthday was a bigger one. Went out to a very fancy restaurant.

This type of behavior went on all night with a party in the back dining room.

It also didn't help that I ordered chicken parm and got chicken piccata. Last f*cking time to this joint

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

60 We can share the trophy dr Alice, I will keep it on even numbered days and you can have it on odd numbered days and leap year!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:14 PM (a4qVe)

61 What the world needs is an airplane where, if your neighbor is really annoying you, mid-flight you can open a window and have 'em sucked straight out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

62 They call me the Seat Puncher. Women want me and men want to be like me.

I should run for the Democrat presidential nomination. You can't have enough seat punchers on the ticket.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 15, 2020 10:15 PM (6/uwW)

63 39 What do you Morons think?

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Reason # 3451 I hate air travel - some of my fellow travelers. I avoid it whenever possible. I'm not afraid of flying just despise all the hassle that is part and parcel of commercial air.
Posted by: Tonypete

Fvck 'Security Theater'.

I'll drive out to Prescott later this month to ferry a dog for some friends.

Posted by: Gmac - The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 15, 2020 10:15 PM (5Tbnt)

64 When someone reclines in front of me I just scream in pain. That usualy does the trick.

Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2020 10:15 PM (PveK5)

65 Maybe so but that man-boy hitting her seat like he did would be too immature for a 5 year old.

omg i so wish I were that lady

bearded passive-aggressive ladyman !!!

my favorite type of target

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 15, 2020 10:15 PM (j9HX3)

66 Such a gracious and cultured Moron.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Well, I try...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:15 PM (WFcrO)

67 Mr. Humanitarian, of all the COBs, you are our most admired.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Associationists, AoSHQ Claque at February 15, 2020 10:15 PM (DMUuz)

68 Timbuk 3 had a second song?

Posted by: Chuck C at February 15, 2020 10:16 PM (r6GXX)

69 I hate flying. No room for my long legs, my back hurts the entire time and I usually get stuck with someone who wants to make conversation and they end up being an idiot after about 2 minutes. Plus I never seem to get the window seat anymore

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (dUJdY)

70 I saw Seat Puncher open for Jefferson Airplane way back in '67.

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (l3+k2)

71 The really-important guy who spends half an hour trying to stuff a grand piano into the overhead compartment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:12 PM (7rVsF)

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I'd put it under the seat, but that's where I keep my cello.

Posted by: The really-important guy at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (CAJOC)

72 It's rude to travel by air.

Posted by: Greta the Scold at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (3H9h1)

73 Airline seat rows are too close together ... didn't use to be *as* close but this was true in the past also.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 10:07 PM (XzVUd)
Face it, you are mere baggage to the airlines, just not stowed in the cargo hold!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (BiNEL)

74
Airline travel: like being in prison with the option of crashing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (7rVsF)

75 I detest air travel, but I always end up flying at least four times a year. I'm sick of all the delays, cancellations, lines and general inconvenience and rudeness. It's not as bad when I fly with my son--he has all the clubs and perks, so it's a little more civilized. But I don't often fly with my son.

And I almost always get a virus after I've been on a plane.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

76 Timbuk 3 had a second song?
Posted by: Chuck C at February 15, 2020 10:16 PM (r6GXX)

"Our Contract's So Bad, We Gotta Fake Our Deaths"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

77

Can't believe Nat's rendetion of The Christmas Song didn't rate a mention.
And was Unforgettable there and I just missed it?

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose

Posted by: teej at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (Ww1tL)

78 Last time I traveled I was able to wedge my knees into the back of the seat in front of me early on so that it couldn't be reclined even if he wanted to.

Coach seating has gotten ridiculous for anyone who isn't Japanese. Worst flight seating ever was when I took a trip with a group to the UK - at least I got a window seat, but at one point I dropped my tablet by my feat. The guy next to me was asleep, I didn't want to disturb him, and it was so cramped it took me 25 minutes to figure out how to get my hand down next to my feet to pick it up. (I had to pick it up a bit with my feet first was how)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (V2Yro)

79 Haven't seen it, but was there no conversation between them when the woman reclined her seat and the guys started punching? Did he ask her to move it up a bit and she refused, did she not pull it back forward a bit when she realized how much it restricted the cramped last row? There has to be more to this. . . him hitting, her refusing the budge makes them both look like jerks.

actually there was. he asked her to put her setback up from reclined while he ate his meal, which she did. when he was finished eating, she went back to reclining.

look, I don't recline my seat but the seats DO recline! how about they DON'T have that feature if we're not supposed to use it!?!?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 15, 2020 10:18 PM (j9HX3)

80 67 Mr. Humanitarian, of all the COBs, you are our most admired.
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Associationists, AoSHQ Claque at February 15, 2020 10:15 PM (DMUuz)

I thank you kindly and your compliment will be rewarded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

81 "[A USPS driver] was pulled over for driving 'erratically' while eating sushi with chopsticks. 'I'm a man of culture, I wouldn't just use my fingers,' he tells me."

You're supposed to eat it with your fingers, you doof. It's like saying you're too cultured and worldly to eat pizza with your hands; you only use a knife and fork.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

82 PS... that's 26 hours one way.

7 more hours to see relatives in San D Eggo just for giggles and to say I went swimming in the Pacific.

Yeah, I know it's cold water but the satisfaction of just doing it makes it f'in epic.

Posted by: Gmac - The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 15, 2020 10:18 PM (5Tbnt)

83 Arguing over reclining seats on airline flights. Boredom or no hope for this country, take your pick.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 15, 2020 10:19 PM (gSgAd)

84 And I almost always get a virus after I've been on a plane.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

oh yeah a narrow tube of contaminated air where you get exposed to the microbes of every other person locked into that tube with you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 10:19 PM (V2Yro)

85 Airline travel: like being in prison with the option of crashing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (7rVsF)

Exactly.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

86 84 And I almost always get a virus after I've been on a plane.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

oh yeah a narrow tube of contaminated air where you get exposed to the microbes of every other person locked into that tube with you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 10:19 PM (V2Yro)

Great! Now I want to cancel on the VAMoMe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

87
oh yeah a narrow tube of contaminated air where you get exposed to the microbes of every other person locked into that tube with you.

Oh, just open a window next time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (7rVsF)

88 Face it, you are mere baggage to the airlines, just not stowed in the cargo hold!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (BiNEL)

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Real baggage requires handlers. People are self-loading baggage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (XVuno)

89 Flux Capacitor, they use flux capacitors.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (RKPlw)

90 Try eating pizza with your fingers in Italy and the waiter will take the pizza off the table.

Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (PveK5)

91 Immune to Dance Fever?!

No one can be immune when Deney Terrio dances!

https://youtu.be/zFdbP6wJPRk?t=81

Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

92 I hate flying. No room for my long legs, my back hurts the entire time and I usually get stuck with someone who wants to make conversation and they end up being an idiot after about 2 minutes. Plus I never seem to get the window seat anymore

This is why I open with idiocy. Set the expectation right away so no one's disappointed. Also makes for a rather quiet flight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (SchxB)

93 "Mr. Humanitarian, of all the COBs, you are our most admired."

Can I think about that for a moment?

Posted by: Miss Anne Thrope at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (/LQkF)

94 (DMUuz)

I thank you kindly and your compliment will be rewarded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

Please tell me there is a way to geolocate (DMUuz)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL)

95 It also didn't help that I ordered chicken parm and got chicken piccata. Last f*cking time to this joint
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

You have the worst luck with restaurants up there!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:22 PM (WFcrO)

96 86 84 And I almost always get a virus after I've been on a plane.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

oh yeah a narrow tube of contaminated air where you get exposed to the microbes of every other person locked into that tube with you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 10:19 PM (V2Yro)

Great! Now I want to cancel on the VAMoMe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

----------------------------------

Val-U-Rite is the Great Cleanser.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 15, 2020 10:22 PM (CAJOC)

97 I typically use chopsticks. You can use your fingers to eat sushi. It's not impolite, but you will smell like an unsanitary gynecologist for the rest of the evening.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 15, 2020 10:23 PM (H5knJ)

98 >>> He, unfortunately, opted for more food over an extra pair of underwear.

He chose.......poorly.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 15, 2020 10:23 PM (FNwPB)

99 We've just kinda have given up and buy the seats that have the extra room. It's just easier. Financially we just adjust accordingly. That being said I,still hate the reclining, it screws up you table and puts that seat back way too much into my personal space. Hence, I am not a recliner.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:23 PM (a4qVe)

100 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 10:19 PM (V2Yro)

On a positive note, your tickets are cheaper because the airline decided you passengers didn't really need properly filtered air...
like they provide to the pilots!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:23 PM (BiNEL)

101
Great! Now I want to cancel on the VAMoMe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3

No no no.

Soak a handkerchief in thieves oil and hold it over your nose and mouth for the entire flight. Seriously. It works, but I often forget to do it.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

102 The screaming kid who runs up and down the aisle whose parents don't stop him because "we don't want to inhibit Xyler's creativity".

Your Yoko substitute for tonight's ONT: Demon child screaming and running through a plane for an entire 8-hour flight from Germany:

https://tinyurl.com/wmy69qe

Video is not quite 5 minutes long but feels like the full 8 hours.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 15, 2020 10:24 PM (pPNCa)

103
I thank you kindly and your compliment will be rewarded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

May 21, 2019: a day that will live in infamy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:24 PM (7rVsF)

104 Please tell me there is a way to geolocate (DMUuz)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL)

Looks like... mid-Atlantic ridge? Except it's 500 feet underwater. That can't be right.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:24 PM (t+qrx)

105 MisHum, where was that?

Also, question for the Horde yet again: Has anyone here ever been to an Italian place that had both great pizza *and* great steak?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

106 I've totally given up on air travel. In my many years of traveling it has become the absolute worst mode of transportation.

I'd rather take the meth bus. At least they stop and let you vomit on the side of the road. (Assuming you need to vomit, which you would, if you're on the meth bus.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2020 10:24 PM (3H9h1)

107 Thanks for another fun ONT, MisHim!

Two contras:

>> helicopter marker balls

https://youtu.be/FGoaXZwFlJ4

>> throuple

As long as they phrases #OpenConcept and #Shiplap never occur? I'll allow it.

Posted by: ibguy at February 15, 2020 10:25 PM (EHVbt)

108 >>actually there was. he asked her to put her setback up from reclined
while he ate his meal, which she did. when he was finished eating, she
went back to reclining.

look, I don't recline my seat but the seats DO recline! how about
they DON'T have that feature if we're not supposed to use it!?!?

- - - -

Thanks for the details. Yes, poor design having seats that recline so intrusively into the last row. They should make the last row deeper. I'm not even tall but the seat sizes today make me feel cramped and crushed.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2020 10:25 PM (bDqIh)

109 Real baggage requires handlers. People are self-loading baggage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (XVuno)

I think the term of art is "almost sentient" baggage!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:25 PM (BiNEL)

110 I generally don't dance, much to my wife's dismay. However, I have found I can tolerate contra dancing. It's like a cross between square dancing and line dancing. I think it helps that the moves are all pre-determined.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 15, 2020 10:25 PM (CAJOC)

111 The really-important guy who spends half an hour trying to stuff a grand piano into the overhead compartment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:12 PM (7rVsF)

Those are the bastards I want to slice with a fucking katana and shit on the corpse. One carry on, and one personal item, and these pricks bring 2 huge pieces of luggage that really need to be baggage checked, and then try to cram them both in the overhead. While the prick is trying to hog the entire overhead the whole god damn plane is waiting behind him trying to get to their seats. On the other side of the coin, the last time I flew I watched an asshole spend 5 minutes trying to stick a frigging fedora in the overhead. Anybody with 2 functioning brain cells can see there was no room. He lays it in, it falls out before he can close it. He lays it in a different way, it falls out again. He moves shit around, and the hat falls out again. He tried 2 dozen times at least The people waiting to get to their seats wanted to kill him, you can see their faces. I was going to yell dude, stick in on your head, on your lap, or in your fucking ass, but sit the fuck down.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 15, 2020 10:25 PM (9Om/r)

112 What do you Morons think?

==

Economy - I only recline a little bit, and not when trays are down

Once we were behind a family with the worst, most entitled wife ever - reclined to the max, kept calling the attendant over asking to switch seats, complaning about this or that?

I wanted to murder her
then her murder her husband for being a wuss
then lock their kids in the food carts

Did I mention I hate flying?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 10:26 PM (G546f)

113 >>> We've just kinda have given up and buy the seats that have the extra room. It's just easier. Financially we just adjust accordingly. That being said I,still hate the reclining, it screws up you table and puts that seat back way too much into my personal space. Hence, I am not a recliner.
Posted by: Cheriebebe

I do the same when possible. Otherwise, I treat it the same as people standing up in front of you at a game or concert. If they do it in front of me, I have little choice but to do the same. If they don't, either do I.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 15, 2020 10:26 PM (FNwPB)

114 They call me the Seat Puncher. Women want me and men want to be like me.

I should run for the Democrat presidential nomination. You can't have enough seat punchers on the ticket.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 15, 2020 10:15 PM (6/uwW)

Mayor Pete already has that appellation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 15, 2020 10:26 PM (yQpMk)

115 Williams and the seat rattler.

She should have been offered another seat and flight, hotel, and steak comps.

He should have been reprimanded and shown the door.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 10:27 PM (RKPlw)

116
You have the worst luck with restaurants up there!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:22 PM (WFcrO)

Actually no. Most of them are very good.

The place where we were at is supper club with historic background. They were busy and understaffed. The failure to plan on their part shouldn't have constituted a rotten evening.

But, I'm over it.
I think.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

117 Flux Capacitor, they use flux capacitors.
Posted by: Braenyard
---------

Yeah, I heard that, wondered if it was tongue-in-cheek.

Boy, those guys have balls, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 10:27 PM (HTHlp)

118 69 I hate flying. No room for my long legs, my back hurts the entire time and I usually get stuck with someone who wants to make conversation and they end up being an idiot after about 2 minutes. Plus I never seem to get the window seat anymore
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (dUJdY)

A very comfortable car trip to the NOVA Mome has been offered to you! We just have to get you to Columbus!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

119 There's nothing so bad about air travel that freeze-drying all the passengers pre-flight couldn't cure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

120 Those are the bastards I want to slice with a fucking katana and shit on the corpse.

I love you BDD!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:28 PM (a4qVe)

121
I do the same when possible. Otherwise, I treat it the same as people standing up in front of you at a game or concert. If they do it in front of me, I have little choice but to do the same. If they don't, either do I.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 15, 2020 10:26 PM (FNwPB)

I do the same. If they are available, which they often are not.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

122 I usually get stuck with someone who wants to make conversation and they end up being an idiot after about 2 minutes. Plus I never seem to get the window seat anymore Posted by: Jewells45

After overlarge middle seat spreaders, chatterboxes are my greatest annoyance while flying. I do not wish to know their life story nor do I wish to share mine with them.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 15, 2020 10:29 PM (tkNkP)

123 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 15, 2020 10:25 PM (9Om/r)

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 10:26 PM (G546f)

Just a couple of reasons I come back night after night.

Thanks for the chuckles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

124 The mask falls off part 765,923. Jeremy Boreing response to Cassandra Fairbanks.

>You'd have to charge a lot more than that. We may be grifters, but we sure as hell aren't poor grifters.

>Proposal:

@benshapiro
v
@NickJFuentes
debate during CPAC week.

Charge $100 to get in. Let people donate superchats online.

Winner decided by online poll gets to donate funds raised to the org of their choice.

I'll even volunteer to find and secure the venue.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JeremyDBoreing/status/ 1228805954851880960

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 10:29 PM (ngSZO)

125 Looks like... mid-Atlantic ridge? Except it's 500 feet underwater. That can't be right.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:24 PM

murpfl blop say bubble again bubble glerp blip blop over

Posted by: Gertrude at February 15, 2020 10:29 PM (DMUuz)

126 "there's a whole in the sky where the tree once was"

it has a good beat and you can dance to it- I give it an 8

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 15, 2020 10:29 PM (iTXRQ)

127 Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2020 10:25 PM (bDqIh)
Reclining seats are a vestige of civilized air travel, like when the DC to LAX flight had a smoking section and bar service at the rear of the cabin, but a non-reclining set redesign wold have cost $0.25, so they opted to keep the old reclining design.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:30 PM (BiNEL)

128 oh the wheel in the sky keeps turnin'
don't know where I'll be tomorrow

Posted by: qdpsteve, Journey fan at February 15, 2020 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)

129 Man physically intimidating a woman is cowardly. What a wuss.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 15, 2020 10:31 PM (gSgAd)

130
I'm a tall guy. I went to an opera one night, found my seat and saw there were two tiny old women in the row right behind. "I guess this ain't your night, ladies," I said. "If you can't see, just smack me with your handbag." They laughed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:31 PM (7rVsF)

131 I hate flying. No room for my long legs, my back hurts the entire time and I usually get stuck with someone who wants to make conversation and they end up being an idiot after about 2 minutes.
Posted by: Jewells45

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Jewells, if you want to be left alone on a plane, tell your seatmates you sell insurance.

No offense to our P&C and CLU licensed Horde of course.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2020 10:31 PM (Y4EXg)

132 I've been known to accidentally spill a drink on a person sitting behind me who constantly kicks my chair.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 15, 2020 10:31 PM (w7KSn)

133 whole = hole
it's a homonym.. sounds... the same...
comment fail
goodnight

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 15, 2020 10:31 PM (iTXRQ)

134 Try eating pizza with your fingers in Italy and the waiter will take the pizza off the table.
Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2020 10:21 PM (PveK5)

I've never encountered anyone who's been to Italy and insisted, on returning, that you're supposed to eat it with silverware and won't eat it any other way. We eat it with our hands here on my home planet.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:31 PM (t+qrx)

135 119 There's nothing so bad about air travel that freeze-drying all the passengers pre-flight couldn't cure.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

Just give me a quiet overhead compartment and a can of Coke with a straw.

Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at February 15, 2020 10:32 PM (XVuno)

136 Hello, how was your day, Dear?

Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 10:32 PM (xUVVX)

137 {{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

138 There are no restaurants that specialize in great italian food and steak.

That is like going to an Asian restaurant.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 10:32 PM (HALdu)

139 There's nothing so bad about air travel that freeze-drying all the passengers pre-flight couldn't cure.

This would help with the passengers who aren't exactly fastidious in their personal hygiene habits.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 10:32 PM (SchxB)

140 - we won't debate the America First Right because they are poor and we are wealthy grifters.

NeoCons/TruCons/ConInc

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 10:33 PM (ngSZO)

141 not so, really?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

142 Hey Jewells45 (if you're still here):

In case you didn't know the (recent), order for "Beaded necklace Pearl Necklace [Heh] Boho style" was from me for mrs ibguy's ValDay gift.

She *loves* it.

But: you also included an extra bracelet - which she ADORES!!! In fact, the "freebie" she likes the 'freebie' even *more* than the actual merch.

#GoFigure

THANK YOU!!

Posted by: ibguy at February 15, 2020 10:33 PM (EHVbt)

143 Right, when in Rome and all. But this ain't Rome.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 15, 2020 10:33 PM (H5knJ)

144 "there's a whole in the sky where the tree once was"

it has a good beat and you can dance to it- I give it an 8
Posted by: DB
-------
The best I can guess is that it is a take on John Prine's, 'There's a Hole in Daddy's Arm'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 10:33 PM (KoKdw)

145 One of the many reasons I don't go to movies is because of inconsiderate people who kick the back of your seat.
I think I've been to maybe 3 movies in the last 10-15 years.

Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 10:34 PM (xUVVX)

146 A very comfortable car trip to the NOVA Mome has been offered to you! We just have to get you to Columbus!

I know girl. I'm trying to work this out. I can't drive to Columbus without stopping for the night. It's a 10 hour drive (maybe more for me). I can't drive straight through. Can't afford to fly. But I'm still thinking.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:34 PM (dUJdY)

147 Spill a drink on to an open laptop for extra points.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 15, 2020 10:34 PM (w7KSn)

148 Saturday night joke received a "that's funny" rating from the wife. I haven't flown since I gave up gainful employment, wife takes a trip or two or three a year. Never complains about the flight.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 10:34 PM (Rz2Nc)

149 awww ibguy I didn't know it was you!! hey thanks so much and I'm glad the wifey loved it

Ya'll need to tell me if you're a moron or ette!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:35 PM (dUJdY)

150 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:35 PM (BiNEL)

151 Seat guru can be helpful,when it comes,to finding out if,your,seat is going to,crush you.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:36 PM (a4qVe)

152 Excellent wing it ont, especially the music. God bless and protect DJT.

Posted by: parker at February 15, 2020 10:36 PM (0RwPz)

153 lol Tonypete. I'll remember that next weekend.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:37 PM (dUJdY)

154 I don't know why my post got infested with commas

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:37 PM (a4qVe)

155 The seats on airplanes get smaller every year, and American butts get bigger every year.
Except mine. I watch my figure.

Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 10:37 PM (xUVVX)

156 I'm well, how was your day?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

157 Cheriebebe, it's Commavirus

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

158 Worst airline flight ever: JFK to Casablanca on an ancient Ukrainian International Airlines B747

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 10:38 PM (XVuno)

159 commas are chameleons
they come and go

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 10:38 PM (/P984)

160 I worked for Pirelli in South Carolina. It was amusing to watch Italians eat fried chicken here with a knife and fork. Hamburgers were always a personal dilema for them.

Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2020 10:38 PM (PveK5)

161 Hey, ONT-type people!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

162 Qdpsteve EEEEEEEK!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:38 PM (a4qVe)

163 boulder, do you really want to hurt us?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

164 Insom!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

165 >>> commas are chameleons
they come and go
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

I'll allow it.

Posted by: Boy George at February 15, 2020 10:39 PM (FNwPB)

166 Good evening Insom! Hope you are doing well!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:39 PM (a4qVe)

167 Ladyl!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 10:39 PM (NWiLs)

168 City driving: chili dogs are messy.

On road trips Fried Chicken and potato salad are good energy and well being boosters then an apple with cheese or jerky (not plastic wrapped) and cheese for a snack.

Liquids not so much.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 10:39 PM (RKPlw)

169 I flew recently for the first time in just over a year. No complaints, except for a little anxiety in SLC when we had to be bused to the terminal and then bused back to our next flight. I was afraid I would miss the plane, but all went well. And seat mates were all very nice.

Given a chance I would prefer to go by car.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (WFcrO)

170 I'm not a NASCAR fan, but I'm going to watch the start of the race tomorrow.

Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (xUVVX)

171 Library Messabout went well. Was good to see the guys. I wish they had more young members. The library wasn't too bad. My stepson showed up for a few hours and had lunch with the guys. So pretty good day.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (Lqy/e)

172 164
Insom!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
She beat me to it, but good evening Insom!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (BiNEL)

173 Hi Insomniac!! *waves wildly*

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

174 The place where we were at is supper club with historic background. They were busy and understaffed. The failure to plan on their part shouldn't have constituted a rotten evening.

---

Care to share a name or locale?

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (7ZQe3)

175 Braenyard, ever notice that McDonalds hamburgers and cheeseburgers seem specially designed to not spill condiments? It's as if they're designed to be eaten while driving.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

176 Things that make you pucker

That pilot was so good it didn't bother me at all. I was worried more about the lineman dropping his cordless drill.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2020 10:41 PM (Ibwur)

177 I don't know why my post got infested with commas

I blame the international commanist conspiracy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 10:41 PM (SchxB)

178 oh and Hrothgar!! {{hugs}}

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:41 PM (dUJdY)

179 166 Good evening Insom! Hope you are doing well!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:39 PM (a4qVe)

Hey! I'm pretty good, how are you?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

180 173 Hi Insomniac!! *waves wildly*
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

I'm doing cartwheels, handsprings and round-offs here!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

181 worst food while driving? A burrito supreme from Taco Bell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:42 PM (dUJdY)

182 Man card? What man card?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mXUgwHzRgA

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

183 Hey! I'm pretty good, how are you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

I'm,doing well, thank you for asking!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:43 PM (a4qVe)

184 I'm doing cartwheels, handsprings and round-offs here!!!

Show off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:43 PM (dUJdY)

185 Care to share a name or locale?
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (7ZQe3)

There was a shoot out between the FBI and John Dillinger. Spot is alongside HWY 51 north of Minocqua.
That should narrow it down for you Pete.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

186 181 worst food while driving? A burrito supreme from Taco Bell.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:42 PM (dUJdY)

Hmmm. I always thought it was an urban myth that people ate at Taco Bell!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

187 Hey there {{{Jewells}}}, I sure hope you are going to be able to make the NoVA festivities. Bluebell will be upset if you don't make it...

and you do not want an upset Bluebell!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:44 PM (BiNEL)

188 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (BiNEL)

Warm post-meridian greetings to you too!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

189 175 Braenyard, ever notice that McDonalds hamburgers and cheeseburgers seem specially designed to not spill condiments? It's as if they're designed to be eaten while driving.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

Agree. Jack in Box is tasty with nice onion and tomato but the paper wilts about half way through the burger.

Their frys are over priced too.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 10:44 PM (RKPlw)

190 >>> worst food while driving? A burrito supreme from Taco Bell.
Posted by: Jewells45

IN-N-OUT Burger and fries, Animal style.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 15, 2020 10:44 PM (FNwPB)

191 Ladyl.. I admit I do eat there. Nachos Supreme when you are hungover. Yeah baby!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:44 PM (dUJdY)

192 184 I'm doing cartwheels, handsprings and round-offs here!!!

Show off.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:43 PM (dUJdY)

Well I just strained my back again. That will teach me.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

193 burritos are bad to eat when driving no matter which company you order them from. Their contents leak liquids. And after you eat them, so will you

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 10:45 PM (/P984)

194 173 Hi Insomniac!! *waves wildly*
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

Jewells! *waves back*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

195 worst food while driving? A burrito supreme from Taco Bell.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:42 PM (dUJdY)

Unless you're in a Methane powered vehicle, then you'll get extra fuel.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 15, 2020 10:45 PM (tVQUs)

196 191 Ladyl.. I admit I do eat there. Nachos Supreme when you are hungover. Yeah baby!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:44 PM (dUJdY)

The worst candy bar while driving?

A Payday.

Fight me.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

197
There was a shoot out between the FBI and John Dillinger.

Is Little Bohemia still around?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:46 PM (7rVsF)

198 Me too Hrothgar. I so want to come!! Plus death by shivving... no thanks.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:46 PM (dUJdY)

199 Spaghetti is right out.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 15, 2020 10:46 PM (2ygtH)

200 >>Reclining seats are a vestige of civilized air travel, like when the DC
to LAX flight had a smoking section and bar service at the rear of the
cabin, but a non-reclining set redesign wold have cost $0.25, so they
opted to keep the old reclining design.

Yep. I've flown on Southwest for almost all my air travel for the past 15 years and it seems to work - the seating is not sized differently, I'll pay the extra $25 for early boarding, people are generally nice/not entitled (because they haven't been nickled and dimed to get where they are in the plane) and unless the flight is full I can almost always get an empty seat next to me (really early flight, travel with a kid, or pick the aisle seat in rows 6-10 - the people who want the front sit closer to the front, everyone else thinks "I'll try my luck farther down"

)

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2020 10:47 PM (bDqIh)

201 worst food while driving? A burrito supreme from Taco Bell.

Posted by: Jewells45

A Big Mac. That weird shredded lettuce gets everywhere. Even just opening the container while driving will send shredded lettuce far and wide.

Posted by: Quint at February 15, 2020 10:47 PM (n13/j)

202 Cloudy and 38 tomorrow. I might watch the start of the race, get Spring going on an official basis.

Posted by: klaftern at February 15, 2020 10:47 PM (RuIsu)

203 Hmmm. I always thought it was an urban myth that people ate at Taco Bell!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

The only place that has a longer line than Taco Bell is Chic Fil A, in my neighborhood.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 10:47 PM (RKPlw)

204 I was joking earlier about the NICU asking me if I'd traveled to China and contracted Kung Flu recently, even though China sucks and nobody goes there but for business, and no businesses are sending anyone there at this moment. Or Asia at all, for that matter, including the Southern part.

It reminds me of when my dad was going for a scheduled surgery on his knee, and they asked him if he had Ebola. He said no. I told them "He's here for the Knee-bola."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 10:47 PM (uKj5K)

205 Hmmm. I always thought it was an urban myth that people ate at Taco Bell!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
* * * *

Oh, hell no!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:47 PM (WFcrO)

206
I'm not a NASCAR fan, but I'm going to watch the start of the race tomorrow.
Posted by: ALH

======

same here! I wish I could find Karlyn Borysenko's appearance on Fox & Friends this morning. I posted clean through it. (she's that lefty who decided to go to a Trump rally and was pleasantly surprised to find out it wasn't a Klan meeting.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2020 10:48 PM (G51Gf)

207
Preferred car foods:

Old-fashioned donuts, kolaches, egg rolls. And coffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 10:48 PM (7rVsF)

208 The worst candy bar while driving?

A Payday.

That's nuts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 10:48 PM (SchxB)

209 Pulled Pork Barbecue sammiches are not recommended for the driving impaired!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:48 PM (BiNEL)

210 I am just shocked to see that #NeverTrumper Matt Drudge came out of hibernation on Twitter to pimp the Bloomberg/Hillary story!

Gotta change the subject of Bloomberg getting hammered for being an elitist, racist, misogynist post haste!

I am just shocked, I say shocked!

(At least we now know sellout Matt Drudge is still a part of the DrudgeReport)

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 15, 2020 10:48 PM (FBrfY)

211 149 jewells

This was the 2nd year in a row - last year bought her your (beautiful!) aquamarine bracelet.

>> moron or 'ette

ib *GUY*

Guess!!

Cool: she wore the necklce last night (friends over for Shabbos dinner), and the bracelet to services this morning.

Fellow Hordelings: This is *quality* jewelry at *remarkablt* reasonable prices. Do it!!

Posted by: ibguy at February 15, 2020 10:48 PM (EHVbt)

212 The only place that has a longer line than Taco Bell is Chic Fil A, in my neighborhood.

You must live in Missouri.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:49 PM (dUJdY)

213 I don't know why my post got infested with commas
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 10:37 PM

Mine was infested with comma-la.

Posted by: Willie Brown at February 15, 2020 10:49 PM (DMUuz)

214 208 The worst candy bar while driving?

A Payday.

That's nuts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 10:48 PM (SchxB)

Geez, somebody's salty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 10:49 PM (NWiLs)

215 Baghdad news?

Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2020 10:49 PM (B7KlG)

216 ibguy.. that warms my heart, truly. Thank you

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 10:50 PM (dUJdY)

217 The only place that has a longer line than Taco Bell is Chic Fil A, in my neighborhood.

Bet there won't be a line tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 10:50 PM (SchxB)

218 In 2018 I did a lot of flying. People brushing my shoulder or hitting me with their carry ons started to really bug me.
So, if possible I take an upgrade--more should room, more leg room, free liquor, first on and first off.
I find it worth the extra $50 or so.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 10:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

219 {{{{{Horde}}}}}

Avs lost dang it!

YD......how is your daughter doing?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 10:51 PM (/UQ/R)

220
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 15, 2020 10:48 PM (FBrfY)

------

No doubt about it, Mike Bloomberg is a dick. But even without regard to his past, he's unelectable. Assume he somehow, by some miracle, wins the Dem nomination. Nobody votes for the diminutive NY rich guy who's second to the race and has an annoying munchkin voice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 10:51 PM (uKj5K)

221 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2020 10:48 PM (G51Gf)

Sister!

Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 10:51 PM (xUVVX)

222 Boiled eggs go pretty good with that fryed chicken.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 10:51 PM (RKPlw)

223 I flew recently for the first time in just over a year. No complaints, except for a little anxiety in SLC when we had to be bused to the terminal and then bused back to our next flight. I was afraid I would miss the plane, but all went well. And seat mates were all very nice.

Given a chance I would prefer to go by car.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

SLC is usually a bumpy flight for someone with anxiety

Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2020 10:53 PM (B7KlG)

224 In-shell sunflower seeds are the perfect driving snack. Not really good if you're hungry, but they keep you from getting bored or smoking or eating candy.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:53 PM (t+qrx)

225 {{{WDS!!}}}

Sorry the Avalanche lost.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:53 PM (WFcrO)

226 YD......how is your daughter doing?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 10:51 PM (/UQ/R)

-----

Oy vey. More or less the same... every Sunday, they say "She's looking great and next weekend, she can come home." And every Thursday or Friday she has another choking episode and the clock resets.

Aside from that, she's doing fantastic. But it keeps disrupting our plans to bring her home, and it's somewhat disheartening.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 10:54 PM (uKj5K)

227 In-shell sunflower seeds are the perfect driving snack. Not really good if you're hungry, but they keep you from getting bored or smoking or eating candy.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:53 PM (t+qrx)

Do you spit the shells out the window?

Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 10:54 PM (xUVVX)

228 Long day, but satisfying. Installed 40 drawer pulls/cabinet handles at the secret mountain lair. And that's just in the kitchen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks.

What if the kitchen only has one drawer?

Posted by: Adriane Wot sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 15, 2020 10:54 PM (LPnfS)

229 I actually don't have a problem with flying. I just take it for what it is. When we are on a longer flight we will pay a little more for comfort. However, having said that, the fliers that do everything possible not to check luggage drive me nuts!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 10:55 PM (/UQ/R)

230
A Big Mac. That weird shredded lettuce gets everywhere. Even just opening the container while driving will send shredded lettuce far and wide.

Posted by: Quint at February 15, 2020 10:47 PM (n13/j)

I miss Big Macs. I can't eat them anymore because of gluten.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

231 I'm not a NASCAR fan, but I'm going to watch the start of the race tomorrow.
Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 10:40 PM (xUVVX)

That's great!

I watched NASCAR years ago and stopped, restarted, watched a lot last year. I'll be watching tomorrow. I'm just trying decide where to watch, at home or lake cottage. It would be the lake, but wife goes out of town Friday. I would like to spend some time with her before she leaves, since I plan on going to the lake when she gets back.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

232 . Nobody votes for the diminutive NY rich guy who's second to the race and has an annoying munchkin voice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The way it seems to be shaping up is if Bernie gets the nom, DemoCongs lose in a historic landslide and down ticket too. If Bloomie gets it, Bernie bots riot and vote third party, also leading to a historic landslide. I can't see anything else. I don't think Buttplug or that Minn woman getting it.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 15, 2020 10:56 PM (VNfwt)

233 230
A Big Mac. That weird shredded lettuce gets everywhere. Even just opening the container while driving will send shredded lettuce far and wide.

Posted by: Quint at February 15, 2020 10:47 PM (n13/j)

I miss Big Macs. I can't eat them anymore because of gluten.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

What about a Medium Mac?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

234 SLC is usually a bumpy flight for someone with anxiety
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2020 10:53 PM (B7KlG)
* * * *

You know, not usually worried about SLC, but was speaking with a pilot who was deadheading, and he had missed a flight or two with this airport construction, so that got me worried. But Delta had it covered and covered well!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 10:57 PM (WFcrO)

235 {{{{{{YD}}}}}}

I sure have been thinking about you and praying for you all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 10:57 PM (/UQ/R)

236
Oy vey. More or less the same... every Sunday, they say "She's looking great and next weekend, she can come home." And every Thursday or Friday she has another choking episode and the clock resets.

Aside from that, she's doing fantastic. But it keeps disrupting our plans to bring her home, and it's somewhat disheartening.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 10:54 PM (uKj5K)

That must be so tough. I'm going to pray for your daughter.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

237 What if the kitchen only has one drawer?

Then I wasted a bunch time putting the extra 39 handles on it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 10:57 PM (SchxB)

238 ALH #227: In-shell sunflower seeds are the perfect driving snack.... Do you spit the shells out the window?

Ah, another reason besides cigarettes to have those old-fashioned vent windows.

Posted by: mindful webworker
still stomps the floor to dim the lights
at February 15, 2020 10:57 PM (7OF+y)

239 {{{ WDS}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

240 Braenyard, ever notice that McDonalds hamburgers and cheeseburgers seem specially designed to not spill condiments? It's as if they're designed to be eaten while driving.

Posted by: qdpsteve

The sausage mcmuffin without the egg puck is designed for driving with a manual transmission in traffic. Solid bread, no sauce, sausage patty stays togetherr cheese doesn't drip.

Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2020 10:58 PM (B7KlG)

241 Prayers for your baby, YD

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 10:58 PM (G546f)

242 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yx8ed3ta

https://tinyurl.com/w2nolnh

https://tinyurl.com/qtwnb7e

https://tinyurl.com/v9dfmrp

Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2020 10:58 PM (qAR6u)

243 It would be the lake, but wife goes out of town Friday. I would like to spend some time with her before she leaves, since I plan on going to the lake when she gets back.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

That's a complicated itinerary. I would never keep it straight.

Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 10:59 PM (xUVVX)

244 Waves at LS!

Yeah, the last time we were at SLC(August), it was a mess.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 10:59 PM (/UQ/R)

245 What if the kitchen only has one drawer?

Then I wasted a bunch time putting the extra 39 handles on it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 10:57 PM (SchxB)
Yes, but in a pinch, you're sure to be able to find a handle somewhere!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 10:59 PM (BiNEL)

246 >>>>> There's nothing so bad about air travel that freeze-drying all the passengers pre-flight couldn't cure.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

They only offer that convenience for the direct flights to Yoggoth.

I think Virgin or Alaska might be offering it in a couple of years, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2020 11:00 PM (0TbLI)

247 Ah, another reason besides cigarettes to have those old-fashioned vent windows.
Posted by: mindful webworker
still stomps the floor to dim the lights
at February 15, 2020 10:57 PM (7OF+y)

Four Sixty A/C. We had that.

Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 11:00 PM (xUVVX)

248 Do you spit the shells out the window?
Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 10:54 PM (xUVVX)

That's what the empty cup from the gas station coffee is for.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)

249 My husband and I flew back to Kentucky to see my folks. This was back in the 90s. The kid behind my husband was kicking his seat and mom, sitting behind me, wasn't telling him to stop. All of a sudden Cecil says "Drop your seatback". Boom! Popped Mom right in the head as she was leaning over. Things settled down after that. We relived that moment of glory for years.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at February 15, 2020 11:00 PM (2+j2N)

250
What about a Medium Mac?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

Oh you!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

251 Aside from that, she's doing fantastic. But it keeps disrupting our plans to bring her home, and it's somewhat disheartening.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 10:54 PM (uKj5K)

Prayer up, man. Hope you've got meaty insurance.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:01 PM (U7voe)

252 {{{{Ladyl}}}}}

Hi dahlin!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 11:01 PM (/UQ/R)

253 Ebola. He said no. I told them "He's here for the Knee-bola."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
------

They probably meant 'Elbonia'.

Posted by: Scott Adams at February 15, 2020 11:01 PM (2kj6M)

254 I actually don't have a problem with flying. I just take it for what it is.

An hour into the ONT and nobody has brought up the joys of having comfort animals on your flight. It was a passenger who wanted to bring her peacock on board that finally prompted United to change its policy about comfort animals:

https://tinyurl.com/rr9ywxe

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 15, 2020 11:02 PM (pPNCa)

255 Waves at LS!

Yeah, the last time we were at SLC(August), it was a mess.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 10:59 PM (/UQ/R)
* * * *

Hi Lady!

The two new terminals look wonderful, but they won't be finished until September. It seems every major airport in Utah has either had terminal construction or runway re-dos.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 11:02 PM (WFcrO)

256 ..There are no restaurants that specialize in great italian food and steak.

That is like going to an Asian restaurant.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 10:32 PM (HALdu)

In this, you would be wrong. Tragically, cosmically wrong.

Davio's Italian Steakhouse.
75 Arlington St.
Boston, MA.

With a couple glasses of house wine, and a good tip, it's gonna run you about $150.00 per person.

And worth every penny.

Disclosure. The owner's (late) Father was my former boss in the Fortune 1000 world, he being the President of the company.

I've dined at their previous location on Newbury St. dozens of times over the years.

You want some insanely good Northern Italian cuisine, *and* a steak to rival Ruth's Chris but with a different seasoning profile?

Put Davio's on your bucket list. Several locations, with one coming to the Los Colinas area of the D/FW Metroplex.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 11:02 PM (QzJWU)

257 That's what the empty cup from the gas station coffee is for.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)

I thought that was for skoal.

Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 11:02 PM (xUVVX)

258 252 {{{{Ladyl}}}}}

Hi dahlin!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 11:01 PM (/UQ/R)

Dahlin!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

259 Prayers for your little one YD.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 11:02 PM (dUJdY)

260 Jim, thanks!
I think you told me about them before, but that's cool. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

261 How does filming constitute interference with a flight crew?

Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2020 11:04 PM (B7KlG)

262 YD - Prayers for you all.

Posted by: Scott Adams at February 15, 2020 11:04 PM (2kj6M)

263 When I sit down on a plane and buckle my seatbelt, I try to put myself in the mental state of, 'In a few hours, this plane will land somewhere safely or I'll be dead and I won't care'.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:04 PM (U7voe)

264 Posted by: Basement Cat at February 15, 2020 11:02 PM (pPNCa)
That change broke my heart, I was going to bring my support sloth to the MoMee, but now I can't!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:04 PM (BiNEL)

265 I think people only do a lot of the shit they do on planes because they know everyone else has been disarmed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 15, 2020 11:05 PM (oVJmc)

266 Prayers up for the whole YD family!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 11:05 PM (a4qVe)

267 YD - Prayers for you all.
Posted by: ~~Scott Adams~~

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:05 PM (2kj6M)

268 That's what the empty cup from the gas station coffee is for.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)

I thought that was for skoal.

You spit seeds into a skull? Cool!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 11:05 PM (SchxB)

269 ONT arrives.

Leave a hello.

Read content.

Read comments.

Read more comments.

Finally get caught up on comments.

Leave another comment of my own.

Realize I'm beat.

Leave another comment waving goodnight.

Sign off. [Go to bed, get up, have coffee....]

It is good to have routines.

Put prayers for Horde & Prez et al in there somewhere.

*waving goodnight*

A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker
sunrise sooner every day yay
at February 15, 2020 11:05 PM (7OF+y)

270
Thanks, everybody!

I figure if she made it through a difficult pregnancy, c-section, and a brain surgery, well before she made it to term, then the prayers from the people in here actually fall on sympathetic ears.

It's the only explanation I can conjure up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 11:05 PM (uKj5K)

271 When I sit down on a plane and buckle my seatbelt, I try to put myself in the mental state of, 'In a few hours, this plane will land somewhere safely or I'll be dead and I won't care'.

Posted by: Vanya
--------

But first, there's the panic...and the screaming.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:06 PM (2kj6M)

272
Ah, another reason besides cigarettes to have those old-fashioned vent windows.

Posted by: mindful webworker

still stomps the floor to dim the lights

at February 15, 2020 10:57 PM (7OF+y)

You're not kidding. My old car has those. I can generate a huge wind in the car with those. Between those and the old vent system you can have your own private hurricane happening. The first time I went for the high beams I almost broke the blinker lever off, because all it does is blinkers. Then I remembered oh shit, its on the floor. lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 15, 2020 11:07 PM (9Om/r)

273 Vanya.. that's pretty much my mindset when I fly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 11:07 PM (dUJdY)

274 https://tinyurl.com/wmy69qe

Video is not quite 5 minutes long but feels like the full 8 hours.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 15, 2020 10:24 PM (pPNCa)

holy cow
my mom would have pinched me five minutes into a public tantrum

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 11:08 PM (G546f)

275 It's the only explanation I can conjure up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 11:05 PM (uKj5K)
Great explanation.And prayers up again for the lot of you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:08 PM (BiNEL)

276 266 Prayers up for the whole YD family!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 11:05 PM (a4qVe)

Amen!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

277 Bring back the days of Zeppelin air flight ...

Posted by: Adriane Wot sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 15, 2020 11:08 PM (LPnfS)

278 It's the only explanation I can conjure up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 11:05 PM (uKj5K)
* * * *

God loves your sweet little girl, and she is destined for great things. Our prayers continue.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 11:09 PM (WFcrO)

279 But first, there's the panic...and the screaming.

*cue up Tame Impala's Let It Happen vid*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 11:10 PM (/P984)

280 That moldy bread experiment does not surprise me. Germs can build up resistance to antibacterial products, but they have no resistance to being washed away with regular soap and water.

I remember a Peanuts strip where Lucy was having the other kids lie down on the sidewalk and cough, and then she would stomp on the germs. She explained that no germ had ever built up a resistance to being stepped on.

Posted by: Emmie at February 15, 2020 11:10 PM (87gB3)

281 There are no restaurants that specialize in great italian food and steak.

That is like going to an Asian restaurant.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 10:32 PM (HALdu)

All of Tuscany?

Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2020 11:10 PM (B7KlG)

282 Bring back the days of Zeppelin air flight ...
Posted by: Adriane Wot sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 15, 2020 11:08 PM (LPnfS)

"Only 29 hours from LA to Vegas!
Uh oh, here comes a kid with a drone..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

283 When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, not screaming and crying like the passengers in my car.

Posted by: ALH at February 15, 2020 11:11 PM (xUVVX)

284
God loves your sweet little girl, and she is destined for great things. Our prayers continue.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 11:09 PM (WFcrO)

I choose to believe that in twenty years, she will be here, calling all of us old fogies (including YD) and claiming we're all lightweights with lousy combat shooting skills.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:11 PM (U7voe)

285 Off to bed. Stay safe fellow morons.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 11:11 PM (dUJdY)

286 Looking forward to my road trip later this year on the I-10 from SoCal to Arkansas and back.

With maybe a side trip to Avery Island LA, just to try Tabasco's restaurant. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

287 I actually wonder if Mr. Punchy Man was a protected minority and it was easier to blame the white woman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 15, 2020 11:11 PM (oVJmc)

288 Test post

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:11 PM (Rz2Nc)

289 Oops, not I-10, I-40.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)

290 flying isn't as bad as standing in the pharmacy line at walmart. people coughing and gagging on you, 350# tatted up swamp mommas getting their free birth control pills. like a deranged, fucking, carny ride on peyote.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2020 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

291 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

Where are you turning off? Because 10, well, it kinda doesn't go to Arkansas.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:13 PM (U7voe)

292 With maybe a side trip to Avery Island LA, just to try Tabasco's restaurant. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Living the dream!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:13 PM (BiNEL)

293 Thanks, everybody!

I figure if she made it through a difficult pregnancy, c-section, and a brain surgery, well before she made it to term, then the prayers from the people in here actually fall on sympathetic ears.

It's the only explanation I can conjure up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 11:05 PM (uKj5K)

Continued prayers!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:13 PM (Rz2Nc)

294 Bring back the days of Zeppelin air flight ...
Posted by: Adriane
------

The food was fabulous! Menu:

https://tinyurl.com/rt8w3ml

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:13 PM (YvUf/)

295 Vanya, I mistyped. I-40, not I-10.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

296 Just to repeat what I've said over the last few nights, I love you all. You're the best people ever.

I hope there'll be a MoMe somewhere near me. That way I could attend...by standing in a corner, hoping noone notices me, and hoping there are cool dogs or cats, because dogs and cats always like affection from an uninteresting android.

Yeah, I'm not much on anyone's scale. Sorry!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2020 11:14 PM (l9m7l)

297 What I wanna know is, whose brilliant idea was it to put I-8 right on the US/Mexico border way back when?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

298 There are no restaurants that specialize in great italian food and steak.

That is like going to an Asian restaurant.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 10:32 PM (HALdu)

All of Tuscany?
Posted by: Jean at February

no

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:14 PM (HALdu)

299
The worst candy bar ~~while driving~~?

A Payday.

That's about it...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2020 11:14 PM (aKsyK)

300 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

Yeah, I saw that. Sing out if you pass through Lafayette, I'll buy you a cigar and a beer if I'm not offshore.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:15 PM (U7voe)

301 I use to love flying back in the day.
Smoking section. Free drinks. Plenty of room. None of all that security crap.
People were nicer, in a better mood.
Now flying just sucks.
1975 Dallas to San Antonio $15 bucks. That was cheaper than driving.

Posted by: Case at February 15, 2020 11:15 PM (fv9cQ)

302 Vanya, will do thanks!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)

303 296 Just to repeat what I've said over the last few nights, I love you all. You're the best people ever.

I hope there'll be a MoMe somewhere near me. That way I could attend...by standing in a corner, hoping noone notices me, and hoping there are cool dogs or cats, because dogs and cats always like affection from an uninteresting android.

Yeah, I'm not much on anyone's scale. Sorry!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2020 11:14 PM (l9m7l)

You are important to the folks here, Beckoning Chasm.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

304 M&Ms are great while driving.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

305 Bring back the days of Zeppelin air flight ...

From the land of the ice and snow?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 11:16 PM (SchxB)

306
Good night, Hordians. Up at 0500, take care of the dogs, shower and put on a suit and tie, drive for an hour for Rosary at 0700 and Mass at 0730.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 11:17 PM (7rVsF)

307 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)

I'd be a pleasure. The only other Horde members I actually know in person are my mom and dad.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:17 PM (U7voe)

308 I'd be a pleasure. The only other Horde members I actually know in person are my mom and dad.
Posted by: Vanya at February

Someone needs to give child protective services a ring

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:18 PM (HALdu)

309 You don't like Tuscany not so?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 11:18 PM (/UQ/R)

310 You are important to the folks here, Beckoning Chasm.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
BeckChas, listen to Ladyl, she speaks for a lot of people here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:18 PM (BiNEL)

311 I hope there'll be a MoMe somewhere near me. That way I could attend...by standing in a corner, hoping noone notices me, and hoping there are cool dogs or cats, because dogs and cats always like affection from an uninteresting android.

Yeah, I'm not much on anyone's scale. Sorry!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2020 11:14 PM (l9m7l)
* * * *

It would be great to meet you! Don't sell yourself short. Are you in the southwest US?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 11:18 PM (WFcrO)

312 Someone needs to give child protective services a ring
Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:18 PM (HALdu)

I'm 29 + 9. It's cool.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:18 PM (U7voe)

313
I'd be a pleasure. The only other Horde members I actually know in person are my mom and dad.

Posted by: Vanya at February

Someone needs to give child protective services a ring
Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:18 PM (HALdu)
This is definitely a cry for help!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:20 PM (BiNEL)

314 I would rather drive than fly if its not too far. If I'm going a few states away I would just rather drive. By the time you drive to the airport, screw around with security, spend another hour or so watching the failure of mankind while waiting to board, then fly, land, get off the plane, rent a car, etc, I could have driven across 2 states.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 15, 2020 11:20 PM (9Om/r)

315 Evening Horde.

I'm sure i have little insight to add to the conversation, but I will randomly note regarding the eating while driving link that I have eaten a Taco Bell Nacho Cheese Chalupa while driving a stick shift in stop and go traffic at midnight after several cocktails at a local watering hole.

Though the experience involved numerous unplanned semi-lane changes while listening to the Pixies Wave of Mutilation, I managed to accomplish the feat without dropping so much as a single diced tomato or shred of lettuce upon my hoodie or the steering wheel.

I feel like this deserves some sort of accolade or commendation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2020 11:20 PM (MMC4G)

316 ...The only other Horde members I actually know in person are my mom and dad.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:17 PM

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 11:20 PM (7WaWV)

317 I'm out, received some message when I tried to post that I have been banned.,not certain what I could have done.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

318
I feel like this deserves some sort of accolade or commendation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2020 11:20 PM (MMC4G)

I feel as if every member of the Horde just stood up in awe.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

319 Actually. I'm in East Tennessee. (I've got some great pictures to send for the gardening thread, I just need to...send them.)

Thank you, folks, by the way, for your kind words. I really do appreciate you all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2020 11:21 PM (l9m7l)

320 Always better to go with three $1 burgers than one $6 burger when driving.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2020 11:21 PM (r+sAi)

321 You don't like Tuscany not so?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February

I am fine with Tuscany

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:21 PM (HALdu)

322 Re Seat Puncher.

Your right to record video is pretty broad and on board commercial aircraft who has a right to privacy as long as filming doesn't commercially exploit you.

And if you batter someone who is an eggshell plaintiff then you pay for consequential damages even if seemingly unreasonable for a person who presents as healthy normal people.

Posted by: torabora at February 15, 2020 11:22 PM (0Bu5z)

323 I feel like this deserves some sort of accolade or commendation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2020 11:20 PM (MMC4G)
* * * *

Cheers! That is cause for commendation!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 15, 2020 11:22 PM (WFcrO)

324 317 I'm out, received some message when I tried to post that I have been banned.,not certain what I could have done.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

I'd be glad to confirm that you have been banned, but since you are banned you couldn't read it anyway!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:23 PM (BiNEL)

325 I was going to bring my support sloth to the MoMee

I've wondered how the airlines deal with Furries who show up in their fursuits on their way to one of their conventions..

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 15, 2020 11:23 PM (pPNCa)

326 314: berserker, don't forget, most of thosevfailures of mankind also drive. like drunken old people fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2020 11:24 PM (KP5rU)

327 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack ~~Frost~~Straw nipping at your nose
Posted by: teej at February 15, 2020 10:17 PM (Ww1tL)

FIFY

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 11:25 PM (0x00j)

328 I'm 29 + 9. It's cool.
Posted by: Vanya at February

They should still take you away. No parent should bring there kid here. Would be as if your mom took you to a whorehouse to get you ready for your first date.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:25 PM (HALdu)

329 I've wondered how the airlines deal with Furries who show up in their fursuits on their way to one of their conventions..

Put them in a carrier and then into the cargo hold with the other animals?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 11:25 PM (SchxB)

330 ...The only other Horde members I actually know in person are my mom and dad.
Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:17 PM

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 11:20 PM (7WaWV)

It sounds a little outlandish, but I think there are several of us around here who know our parents in real life.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 11:25 PM (t+qrx)

331 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:23 PM (BiNEL)

That's what I was going to write

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 11:26 PM (aA3+G)

332 Evenin', y'all! Happy VD a day late https://tinyurl.com/vzj7uu7 (SFW. Really)

Posted by: Boomer "MAGAbilly" Redneque at February 15, 2020 11:26 PM (KXHve)

333 hogmartin........his parents are horde

Hugs by the way

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 11:27 PM (/UQ/R)

334 BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2020 11:14 PM (l9m7l)

So, no sloths or peacocks is what you're saying ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane Wot sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 15, 2020 11:27 PM (LPnfS)

335 I'd be glad to confirm that you have been banned, but since you are banned you couldn't read it anyway!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:23 PM (BiNEL)

Why what have I ever done to you?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)

336 That's what I was going to write

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 11:26 PM (aA3+G)

Hmm, should I be worried about you, or should you be worried about me?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:28 PM (BiNEL)

337

Anyone remember Evaviseboat?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 15, 2020 11:28 PM (8NLnQ)

338 not so.......you are quite the wordsmith

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 11:29 PM (/UQ/R)

339 ..berserker, don't forget, most of thosevfailures of mankind also drive. like drunken old people fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2020 11:24 PM (KP5rU)

You shut yer ho' mouf!

*creak*

*creak*

*creak*

*creaaakkk*

/snrk

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 11:29 PM (QzJWU)

340 Given the choice, I will drive. I've driven from Louisiana to South Carolina, Illinois, Wisconsin and Iowa round trip. The only thing I'd change would be to get a more fuel efficient vehicle.

Listen to music, make calls, listen to podcasts and discussion shows on YouTube (obviously audio only). My dad gave me a series of lectures on Giuseppe Verdi for Christmas and I listened to hours of that on the road-- the presenter was awesome ("It was a FIASCO!!").

No fat smelling assholes, screaming toddlers, delays or lost luggage.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:29 PM (U7voe)

341 few things worse that having oldund in the cabin next to you having sex.

their cries of "ow my hip!", "these are your teeth not mine!" and "if you pee again I am quitting" ruin everything.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:29 PM (HALdu)

342 hogmartin........his parents are horde

Hugs by the way
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 11:27 PM (/UQ/R)

My mom poats on the garden thread.* Dad lurks, and reads Sefton's morning updates.

Also, hugs.

* sometimes. She reads it a lot.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 11:29 PM (t+qrx)

343 Why what have I ever done to you?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)

If only you hadn't been banned. I could read that and respond, but as it is...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:29 PM (BiNEL)

344 Anyone remember Evaviseboat?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 15, 2020 11:28 PM (8NLnQ)

Didn't he get banned like two years ago? Something about hamsters and an accordion?

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:30 PM (U7voe)

345 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:28 PM (BiNEL)

Ha, like minds?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 11:30 PM (aA3+G)

346 not so.......you are quite the wordsmith
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:30 PM (HALdu)

347 I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day.

Personally, I bartended a two-night Valentine's Day weekend event at a hotel. Talk about a bummer, 400 women dressed to the 9s all with a man in tow.

Tips were good, but I wish I had been able to spend time with my lady friend.

She's begun to grow on me. I find myself thinking about her even when she isn't around. Someone needs to slap me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2020 11:30 PM (MMC4G)

348 339: jim you forgot the sirens when the old dude dies in the saddle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

349 Anyone remember Evaviseboat?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 15, 2020 11:28 PM (8NLnQ)

I think he used to post here, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:31 PM (BiNEL)

350 I am fine with Tuscany
Posted by: not so

Check out her sister Tiffany.

Posted by: O Sole Miklos at February 15, 2020 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

351 She's begun to grow on me. I find myself thinking about her even when she isn't around. Someone needs to slap me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2020 11:30 PM (MMC4G)

*SLAP*

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:32 PM (U7voe)

352 Ha, like minds?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 11:30 PM (aA3+G)

Rather scary, eh?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:33 PM (BiNEL)

353 Didn't that Colfax dude take him out a while ago?

Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2020 11:33 PM (PveK5)

354 Put them in a carrier and then into the cargo hold with the other animals?

It might work. Anyway, here's a video of last year's Furry Weekend, which was held in Atlanta. To me, the Furries look like a collection of minor league baseball mascots.

https://tinyurl.com/vbb7ngb

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 15, 2020 11:33 PM (pPNCa)

355 Have I wandered into the dementia ward?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:34 PM (XyVor)

356 No, no sloths or peacocks. Actually, I am a sloth, in that I hate to work, and my boss is a peacock, in that he doesn't know how to work.

Yeah. It's a fun job, but then, I don't think anyone is going to hire me to be "creature designer" or "sound effects guy."

Though, if TJM ever wants to do a George Washington meets Great Old Ones novel, well...you wouldn't believe how much of that I've already written.

Yeah, no commercial potential.

As I said, love you all. Off to bed.

Til tomorrow.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2020 11:34 PM (l9m7l)

357 I come not to praise Evasiveboat but to ban him.

Posted by: Kazi the Elder at February 15, 2020 11:34 PM (0x00j)

358 Didn't he get banned like two years ago? Something about hamsters and an accordion?

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:30 PM (U7voe)

I thought it was gerbils and vuvuzelas, but I might be wrong about that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:34 PM (BiNEL)

359 So Vanya.......care to share who your parents are?

hogmartin....did you turn your parents on to here or vice versa?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 11:34 PM (/UQ/R)

360 Hang in there BC

Posted by: Kazi the Elder at February 15, 2020 11:35 PM (0x00j)

361 355 Have I wandered into the dementia ward?

==

are you here for the sponge bath?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 11:35 PM (G546f)

362 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:33 PM (BiNEL)

I'm not worried

Yet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 11:35 PM (aA3+G)

363 Anyone remember Evaviseboat?

He sometimes posts on the Caturday Pet Thread.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 15, 2020 11:35 PM (pPNCa)

364 It might work. Anyway, here's a video of last year's Furry Weekend, which was held in Atlanta. To me, the Furries look like a collection of minor league baseball mascots.

https://tinyurl.com/vbb7ngb
Posted by: Basement Cat

So.

It appears Atlanta needs a canal after all.

Posted by: Miklos with protractor at February 15, 2020 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

365 355 Have I wandered into the dementia ward?

Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:34 PM (XyVor)

I'm not sure.

Wait a minute--where are we?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

366 are you here for the sponge bath?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 11:35 PM (G546f)

Come to think of it, the undercarriage could use a bit of a sprucing up...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:36 PM (XyVor)

367 Have I wandered into the dementia ward?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:34 PM (XyVor)

Is there a discernible difference? Sometimes, I think not!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:36 PM (BiNEL)

368 Anyone remember Evaviseboat?

Posted by: Soothsayer
-------

A fine fellow, as I recall. Banned for no discernible reason.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:36 PM (U7Mh9)

369 are you here for the sponge bath?
Posted by: vmom 2020

Sponges need baths?

Posted by: Miklos, both on and off his meds at February 15, 2020 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

370 I can't believe there are 75 people, or more by now, registered for the MoMe. How the hell do you mingle with 75 people in only 5 hours? Is there going to be some ripping after party somewhere?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 15, 2020 11:37 PM (9Om/r)

371 I'm not going to name my parents, but my Dad showed me this place way back in the mid aughts.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:37 PM (U7voe)

372 Very few of us had a more eventful St Valentines Day than qdpsteve...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 11:37 PM (7WaWV)

373 are you here for the sponge bath?
Posted by: vmom 2020

Does Sponge not bathe?

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:38 PM (U7voe)

374 Have I wandered into the dementia ward?
-----

I prefer the term 'Nervous hospital'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:38 PM (U7Mh9)

375 Anyone remember Evaviseboat?

A man of discernable discernment.

Posted by: Miklos, discerning at February 15, 2020 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

376 97 unsanitary gynecologist

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 15, 2020 10:23 PM

This was the working title for the scent of Gwyneth's candle.

Posted by: TheHoser at February 15, 2020 11:38 PM (hio7U)

377 Evasiveboat died in a horrible accident. Seems that one time when they were working together, qdpsteve accidentally cremated him.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

378 I'm not sure.

Wait a minute--where are we?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

Reality is only an illusion...

but a very realistic one nonetheless!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:39 PM (BiNEL)

379 I prefer the term 'Nervous hospital'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:38 PM (U7Mh9)

Reality challenged Dragon-kin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:39 PM (XyVor)

380 374: they turned me loose from the nervous hospital.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2020 11:39 PM (KP5rU)

381 are you here for the sponge bath?
Posted by: vmom 2020

It is weird when an guy shows up for a a sponge bath, it is weirder when someone here is trying to give everyone one

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:39 PM (HALdu)

382 Very few of us had a more eventful St Valentines Day than qdpsteve...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

Nor as potentially profitable.

Posted by: Miklos, for sale or rent, rooms to let 50 cent at February 15, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

383
Reality is only an illusion...

but a very realistic one nonetheless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:39 PM (BiNEL)

Are you denying my reality?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:40 PM (TdMsT)

384 Ladyl......you are here

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 11:40 PM (/UQ/R)

385 She's begun to grow on me. I find myself thinking about her even when she isn't around. Someone needs to slap me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2020 11:30 PM (MMC4G)

*slap*
Pull!
*slap*
Yourself!
*SLAP*
Together!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 11:40 PM (NWiLs)

386 ..Have I wandered into the dementia ward?

No, this is the Old Timer's floor. Thank me? Dementian it!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 11:40 PM (QzJWU)

387 It is weird when an guy shows up for a a sponge bath, it is weirder when someone here is trying to give everyone one
Posted by: not so

It's a traditional fundraiser for the cheerleaders.

Scholarships, they say.

Posted by: Miklos, alumnus at February 15, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

388 Reality is only an illusion...
--------

Aaaaand we're back to the ineluctable modality of the visible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:41 PM (/dN1M)

389 they turned me loose from the nervous hospital.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2020 11:39 PM

.....

They told you you're well.

Mmm hmm.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2020 11:41 PM (MMC4G)

390 I can't believe there are 75 people, or more by now, registered for the MoMe. How the hell do you mingle with 75 people in only 5 hours? Is there going to be some ripping after party somewhere?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 15, 2020 11:37 PM (9Om/r)

The local police have already reserved a wing in the county lockup, so yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:41 PM (BiNEL)

391 when i hear sponge bath, i automatically think somebody is talking about biden again. talk about nervous hospital.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2020 11:41 PM (KP5rU)

392 Roses are red,
That much is true.
But violets are purple,
Not fucking blue.

(Stolen from Reddit)

Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 15, 2020 11:42 PM (KXHve)

393 Evasiveboat died in a horrible accident. Seems that one time when they were working together, qdpsteve accidentally cremated him.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Funny thing, it just happened to be on Taco Tuesday.

Posted by: Miklos, suspicious at February 15, 2020 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

394 It is weird when an guy shows up for a a sponge bath, it is weirder when someone here is trying to give everyone one
Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:39 PM (HALdu)

bluebell has her shivs.

publius has his ficus.

Weasel has his critters (I am waiting for him to start naming his guns: WeaselRifle1, Weaselsubmachinegun3...)

BSG had Winona.

Sponge says 'First!'

Everyone needs their thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:42 PM (XyVor)

395 You, glorious, very strange bastards. I wasn't banned, I just received a message saying I was when I tried to reply to one post. If it happens again , I'll take a screen shot and post it he.... somewhere.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)

396 when i hear sponge bath, i automatically think somebody is talking about biden again. talk about nervous hospital.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2020 11:41 PM (KP5rU)

He's starting to remind me of Tiberius from I, Claudius.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:43 PM (U7voe)

397 AAahh...old timers.....

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 11:43 PM (kFkpX)

398 Roses are red,
That much is true.
But violets are purple,
Not fucking blue.

(Stolen from Reddit)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February

You should give it back to them

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:43 PM (HALdu)

399 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2020 11:30 PM (M

Oh no, "Anna Begins"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 11:43 PM (aA3+G)

400 384 Ladyl......you are here
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 11:40 PM (/UQ/R)

I know.

But where is everyone ELSE?

I'm so confused...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

401 At least he took his beleaguered bishop out for dinner after the sustained cuffing!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 11:43 PM (7WaWV)

402 Are you denying my reality?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:40 PM (TdMsT)

That's not important right now!
But how would you feel if I were denying your reality?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:43 PM (BiNEL)

403
bluebell has her shivs.

publius has his ficus.

Weasel has his critters (I am waiting for him to start naming his guns: WeaselRifle1, Weaselsubmachinegun3...)

BSG had Winona.

Sponge says 'First!'

Everyone needs their thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

========

9u4lw=w-4e59yuj

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2020 11:43 PM (G51Gf)

404 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 11:40 PM (NWiLs)

Have to work both the backhand and the forehand to get the muscle development even.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:44 PM (XyVor)

405 ...The only other Horde members I actually know in person are my mom and dad.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:17 PM

Two more than I've met

Posted by: Dempsy at February 15, 2020 11:44 PM (H0TPN)

406 Everyone needs their thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

So true.

Posted by: the Addams Family at February 15, 2020 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

407 The only other Horde members I actually know in person are my mom and dad.

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:17 PM

Having to get jumped into the horde by your rents has to be awkward.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:45 PM (HALdu)

408 9u4lw=w-4e59yuj
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

*glares at the math-infused Welsh*

Posted by: Miklos III "Longshanks* at February 15, 2020 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

409 Two more than I've met
Posted by: Dempsy at February

That YOU know of

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:46 PM (HALdu)

410 I'll take a screen shot and post it he.... somewhere.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)

if only you could tell us where you're going to post it, but, well, I hate to tell you ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:46 PM (BiNEL)

411 Everyone needs their thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

You ain't just a woofin' Aetius

Posted by: Otter at February 15, 2020 11:46 PM (0x00j)

412 Everyone needs their thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

A special purpose

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:47 PM (HALdu)

413 A special purpose
Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:47 PM (HALdu)

A higher calling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:47 PM (XyVor)

414 But where is everyone ELSE?

I'm so confused...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

Now, now, come sit by the window and I'll bring you some tea and a fan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:48 PM (BiNEL)

415 Having to get jumped into the horde by your rents has to be awkward.
Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 11:45 PM (HALdu)

Thanks not so, now I'm at the back of the breakroom giggling between bites of paste.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 11:48 PM (0x00j)

416 Now, now, come sit by the window and I'll bring you some tea and a fan!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:48 PM (BiNEL)

Don't forget the tapioca and thalidomide!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:49 PM (XyVor)

417 In the dementia ward breakroom dangit. I don't work anymore obviously.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 11:50 PM (0x00j)

418 Austin?

You here boy?

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 11:50 PM (kFkpX)

419 Chris Cornell Say Hello to Heaven

https://youtu.be/5Pt03oU6RHI

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2020 11:50 PM (LxTcq)

420 Don't forget the tapioca and thalidomide!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:49 PM (XyVor)

What do you think the tea is for?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:50 PM (BiNEL)

421 Meep meep!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 15, 2020 11:51 PM (PkVlr)

422 You, glorious, very strange bastards. I wasn't banned, I just received a message saying I was when I tried to reply to one post. If it happens again , I'll take a screen shot and post it he.... somewhere.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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It happens to me with regularity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:51 PM (w54mS)

423 Roses are red,
Violet are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
And so am I...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 11:51 PM (7WaWV)

424 In the dementia ward breakroom dangit. I don't work anymore obviously.
Posted by: Kazi

Barrel? I don't remember any Mr. Barrel.

Posted by: Miklos, wits about and without at February 15, 2020 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

425 Having my parents on here and knowing my nick would be... embarrassing.

I could see Dad on here, if he did not hate fiddling with computers (which is really bizarre considering what he did all his career.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:51 PM (XyVor)

426 Ha, mention pills in little white cups and look who pops in!

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 11:52 PM (0x00j)

427 We could all be banned and just imagining all the replies by everyone else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:52 PM (XyVor)

428 Don't forget the tapioca and thalidomide!

Posted by: Aetius451AD
---------

Lithium good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:53 PM (2kj6M)

429 They say the cabin boys stole the strawberries from the dementia wardroom.

Posted by: Capt. Miklos at February 15, 2020 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

430 Nothing to add right now, so here's the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

I really like this one. It sounds so sneaky, especially at the beginning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9zRToy-mwk

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:53 PM (U7voe)

431 Oh no, "Anna Begins"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 11:43 PM (aA3+G)

....

Pretty much.

Torn between "experience and failure breeds success" and "insanity is repeating the same action and expecting a different outcome".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2020 11:54 PM (MMC4G)

432 It happens to me with regularity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:51 PM (w54mS)

That must suck, I'm glad you work through it and continue to post.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

433 As an aside, I'm using an old laptop, and I just installed noscript on this piece of crap firefox browser and it seems to be much more user friendly. I think Pixy likes it too!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:55 PM (BiNEL)

434 We could all be banned and just imagining all the replies by everyone else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Ummm...could I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: My Delta Nmae is...Miklos at February 15, 2020 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

435 The best banning was done by the SFGATE site, years ago.
You could be a registered commenter, and you could post a comment.
But the only person to ever see it would be you. You would be talking to yourself.
I think zombie uncovered that one

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 15, 2020 11:55 PM (w7KSn)

436 Having my parents on here and knowing my nick would be... embarrassing.

My parents are dead, so having them on here would be more than a bit weird.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 15, 2020 11:55 PM (SchxB)

437 Nurse!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 11:55 PM (/UQ/R)

438 If Pixy were a really mean dude, the banned could only post to the banned. ruh, roh....

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 11:55 PM (0x00j)

439 Dementia Ward Breakroom

What a killer name for a band!

Posted by: Case at February 15, 2020 11:55 PM (fv9cQ)

440 It happens to me with regularity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:51 PM (w54mS)

That must suck, I'm glad you work through it and continue to post.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
--------

It usually clears up in a minute or so. Pixy is a fickle critter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 11:56 PM (2kj6M)

441 We could all be banned and just imagining all the replies by everyone else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:52 PM (XyVor)

I like how all of us Russian bots pretend like there are real life meet ups, it's a nice touch.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

442 I like how all of us Russian bots pretend like there are real life meet ups, it's a nice touch.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

beep boop

Posted by: Vanya at February 15, 2020 11:57 PM (U7voe)

443 ...I just installed noscript on this piece of crap firefox browser and it seems to be much more user friendly. I think Pixy likes it too!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:55 PM

I can attest Pixy loves NoScript!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 11:57 PM (7WaWV)

444 Dementia Ward Breakroom

What a killer name for a band!
Posted by: Case

Nurse Ratched would have a killer vuvuzela solo!

Posted by: Miklos, removing hearing aids at February 15, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

445 They say the cabin boys stole the strawberries from the dementia wardroom.

Posted by: Capt. Miklos at February 15, 2020 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

Captain, I have a number of charts here that show, with geometrical logic, that it must have been the cabin boys!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:57 PM (BiNEL)

446 I have extremely long legs. In those unusual situations where I don't get an exit row, the person in front of me will not be able to recline their seat. My knees will physically stop them.

One flight I had a woman in front of me screaming at me because she couldn't recline. Told me I should be flying in 1st class. I told her my company doesn't pay for 1st class.

I suspect this situation was triggered by something similar.

I had another flight, a red eye, where a guys wife screamed at me because he couldn't recline. When I got up to go to the bathroom, he fully reclined which meant I couldn't get back in my seat. I spent the next 2 hours standing in the back of the plane until landing.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2020 11:58 PM (PHotS)

447 throws Captain Miklos' palm overboard

Posted by: Ensign Pulver at February 15, 2020 11:58 PM (0x00j)

448 I like how all of us Russian bots pretend like there are real life meet ups, it's a nice touch.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

I wonder if the trolls will ever have a meet up?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:58 PM (XyVor)

449 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2020 11:54 PM (MMC4G)

I hope it works out happily

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 15, 2020 11:58 PM (aA3+G)

450 Hi wmd!

How's life?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 15, 2020 11:59 PM (PkVlr)

451 I like how all of us Russian bots pretend like there are real life meet ups, it's a nice touch.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

Careful, you'll scare off the DNC from ever hiring us again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 11:59 PM (BiNEL)

452 Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2020 11:58 PM (PHotS)

Well, thanks for reminding me why I never want to get on a plane again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:59 PM (XyVor)

453 I guess having your rents here and knowing their nics kind of takes the fun out of surprise anal jokes.

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:00 AM (HALdu)

454 Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 15, 2020 11:58 PM (PHotS)

I don't get this. The goddamn seats only recline like four degrees anyway.

Posted by: Vanya at February 16, 2020 12:00 AM (U7voe)

455 Is BC is love with a Lady fair?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:00 AM (XyVor)

456 I'm 6ft 6in....so flying isn't fun if I find myself in the wrong situation. Work has by in the air 30 to 40 times a year. However, over the years I've learned a few tricks:

1. Always be super super kind at check in. Those folks will mark your name on the manifest for the Flight Attendants if they get a good vibe from you and think you might be of assistance in any sort of emergency.

2. Traveling alone and showing respect at check in could either get you an upgrade, or if you are visibly tall (like me) an emergency row seating (which has massive leg room).

3. If you get stuck behind a reclining passenger and you have the aisle seat, put your knees out in the walk lane and sit at an angle. A flight attendant will notice that (since that's their lane)...and perhaps move you to a more comfortable location). This has happened to me a number of times.

4. Don't be shy. Offer to sit in the emergency door row. Some flights, they won't fill those seats until you are all on board. Sometimes there will be someone in those seats that technically shouldn't be (minor, elderly etc.).

5. Sometimes there are vacant Jump seats. (Reverse seats usually reserved for flight attendants). If you have a strong stomach you can ask to sit in one of those. Flying backwards isn't for everyone. But there is lots of leg room.

Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2020 12:00 AM (sAGU+)

457 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 15, 2020 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

I thought you were banned

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2020 12:00 AM (aA3+G)

458 Dave in Fla, some ppl just suck

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 16, 2020 12:00 AM (G546f)

459 437

Injection.....maybe 2

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 16, 2020 12:01 AM (kFkpX)

460 453 I guess having your rents here and knowing their nics kind of takes the fun out of surprise anal jokes.
Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:00 AM (HALdu)

Dana Perino jokes.

Ficus related humor.

Bunk calls.

Boob posts.

Mom would love the art thread though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:01 AM (XyVor)

461 I guess having your rents here and knowing their nics kind of takes the fun out of surprise anal jokes.
Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:00 AM (HALdu)

Me and my two brothers are all current or former Marines. The parents have made peace with it, I think

Posted by: Vanya at February 16, 2020 12:01 AM (U7voe)

462 Captain, I have a number of charts here that show, with geometrical logic, that it must have been the cabin boys!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Ooooo. There are cabin boys ?

Posted by: Sailor Pete at February 16, 2020 12:01 AM (yY5sN)

463 I thought you were banned
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February

I think he was just being ignored

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:01 AM (HALdu)

464 I wonder if the trolls will ever have a meet up?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:58 PM (XyVor)

I think this year it is scheduled to be on a Macedonian farm!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2020 12:01 AM (BiNEL)

465 bend over

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 16, 2020 12:02 AM (kFkpX)

466 Nothing to add right now, so here's the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

I really like this one. It sounds so sneaky, especially at the beginning.

Here's another section of the Nutcracker Suite: The Dance of the Racing Presidents:

https://tinyurl.com/ugabe7m

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 16, 2020 12:02 AM (pPNCa)

467 I wonder if the trolls will ever have a meet up?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:58 PM (XyVor)

I'm sure they will, they just aren't going to dig the accommodations.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2020 12:02 AM (9Om/r)

468 Evasive - It just happened to me again:

Your IP address (x42.93.8x.xx) has been banned (#1077823). If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email, or tech support at help@mu.nu.

The x's are mine.

Posted by: Sailor Pete at February 16, 2020 12:02 AM (yY5sN)

469 Careful, you'll scare off the DNC from ever hiring us again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Pfft

Bloomberg pays better.

Posted by: Miklos, primary vote for sale or rent-to-own at February 16, 2020 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

470 Oops. /Teh Ghey Sailor

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2020 12:03 AM (yY5sN)

471 Dana Perino jokes.

Ficus related humor.

Bunk calls.

Boob posts.

Mom would love the art thread though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February

I am good at ignoring the "your mama" jokes but is someone made a surprise anal joke to my mom, I am not sure.

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:03 AM (HALdu)

472 Bernie in a horror movie:

the calls are coming from the House!

Posted by: Kazi at February 16, 2020 12:03 AM (0x00j)

473 I'm sure they will, they just aren't going to dig the accommodations.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2020 12:02 AM (9Om/r)

It'd be like those antigovernment militias that turn out to be nothing but Federal agents all informing on each other.

Posted by: Vanya at February 16, 2020 12:04 AM (U7voe)

474 468 Evasive - It just happened to me again:

Your IP address (x42.93.8x.xx) has been banned (#1077823). If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email, or tech support at help@mu.nu.

The x's are mine.
Posted by: Sailor Pete at February 16, 2020 12:02 AM (yY5sN)

Do you have some circumstance which might be changing your IP or something.

I'll miss Cakts. XyVor has a certain cachet though. Sounds like a 50's sci-fi hero or villain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:04 AM (XyVor)

475 A cocktail and a Xanax are the only way I can fly. Then, I pt on the noise canceling earphones and actually enjoy the trip. Luckily, im 5'4 on a tall day, so Leg room isn't an issue.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 16, 2020 12:04 AM (PkVlr)

476 Dammit, YouTube autoplay.

Now I have to buy some Shostakovich, because this is really good.

Posted by: Vanya at February 16, 2020 12:05 AM (U7voe)

477 I wonder if the trolls will ever have a meet up?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February

More interesting is when is there going to be an all lurker momee?

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:05 AM (HALdu)

478 Nurse...life is fine. Went to the range today!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 16, 2020 12:05 AM (/UQ/R)

479 Bernie in a horror movie:

the calls are coming from the House!

Posted by: Kazi at February 16, 2020 12:03 AM (0x00j)

Senator Sanders, you have a call from Speaker Pelosi!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2020 12:06 AM (BiNEL)

480 Sometimes there are vacant Jump seats.

AeroPinochet is proud to offer ONLY jump seats.

Posted by: Miklos, Passenger Experience Associate at February 16, 2020 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

481 FIND LOCAL MORONS IN YOUR AREA NOW!

THERE ARE 45 OF THE HORDE WITHIN 2 MILES OF YOUR LOCATION!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 16, 2020 12:06 AM (LxTcq)

482 More interesting is when is there going to be an all lurker momee?
Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:05 AM (HALdu)

I was surprised how many of the people at the ibguy mome said they were lurkers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:07 AM (XyVor)

483 XyVor, TransWarriorPrincess

Posted by: Kazi at February 16, 2020 12:07 AM (0x00j)

484 FIND LOCAL MORONS IN YOUR AREA NOW!

THERE ARE 45 OF THE HORDE WITHIN 2 MILES OF YOUR LOCATION!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February

meet hot divorced morons near you!

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:07 AM (HALdu)

485 Wmd,

So did I! It was great. What were you shooting today?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 16, 2020 12:07 AM (PkVlr)

486 More interesting is when is there going to be an all lurker momee?

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:05 AM (HALdu)

There have been several, they just didn't tell us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2020 12:08 AM (BiNEL)

487 483 XyVor, TransWarriorPrincess
Posted by: Kazi at February 16, 2020 12:07 AM (0x00j)

Hey! That's MANWarriorPrincess to you!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:08 AM (XyVor)

488 I was thinking of something the other day that reminded me of Tom Waites' Bone Machine album.

Murder in the Red Barn

https://youtu.be/n2A5SxccpGk

Posted by: kindltot at February 16, 2020 12:08 AM (6rS3m)

489 I thought you were banned
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2020 12:00 AM (aA3+G)

LOL, I guess not. I'll be ruder and meaner in the future, not.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 16, 2020 12:09 AM (Rz2Nc)

490 Moar tacos for me!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)

491 Wmd,

So did I! It was great. What were you shooting today?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February'''

"WDS"

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:09 AM (HALdu)

492 THERE ARE 45 OF THE HORDE WITHIN 2 MILES OF YOUR LOCATION!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February

So.

The Bail Bond people sell data to those sites.

Posted by: Miklos, on personal recognizance at February 16, 2020 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

493 Is BC is love with a Lady fair?

I fear I may be.

I told her if I could pluck the stars from the sky and put them in a jar, they still wouldn't shine as brightly as a single twinkle in her eyes.

That's pretty sappy shit, and I wasn't even drunk.

I'm hoping it's just the coronavirus.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 16, 2020 12:10 AM (MMC4G)

494
Everyone needs their thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:42 PM (XyVor)

I have this thing here . . . Um.

What is this?

Posted by: kindltot at February 16, 2020 12:10 AM (6rS3m)

495 Your IP address (x42.93.8x.xx) has been banned (#1077823). If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email, or tech support at help@mu.nu.

The x's are mine.
Posted by: Sailor Pete at February 16, 2020 12:02 AM (yY5sN)

Yes, that's about what I saw.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 16, 2020 12:10 AM (Rz2Nc)

496 HWY 51 north of Minocqua.
That should narrow it down for you Pete.

--

Gotcha, been there. Interesting place.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 16, 2020 12:11 AM (7ZQe3)

497 Sorry Supreme Xyvor. do you need a side kick? Babe the Blue oxooj?

Posted by: Kazi at February 16, 2020 12:11 AM (0x00j)

498 More interesting is when is there going to be an all lurker momee?

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:05 AM (HALdu)

There have been several, they just didn't tell us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February

No talking, just straight to the sexing.

Then everybody goes home.

Never saying a word.

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:11 AM (HALdu)

499 I told her if I could pluck the stars from the sky and put them in a jar, they still wouldn't shine as brightly as a single twinkle in her eyes.

That's pretty sappy shit, and I wasn't even drunk.

I'm hoping it's just the coronavirus.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 16, 2020 12:10 AM (MMC4G)

That's great man. Being able to say sappy shit straight and not as a line is the difference between being in love and not. Where do you think all that poetry comes from (the good stuff?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:12 AM (XyVor)

500 I fear I may be.

I told her if I could pluck the stars from the sky and put them in a
jar, they still wouldn't shine as brightly as a single twinkle in her
eyes.

That's pretty sappy shit, and I wasn't even drunk.

I'm hoping it's just the coronavirus.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 16, 2020 12:10 AM (MMC4G)

Shit, you really do need a slap. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2020 12:12 AM (9Om/r)

501 I'm hoping it's just the coronavirus.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 16, 2020 12:10 AM (MMC4G)

I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but it appears you've been sucked into a Hallmark movie.

Posted by: Vanya at February 16, 2020 12:12 AM (U7voe)

502 491 Wmd,

So did I! It was great. What were you shooting today?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February'''

"WDS"
Posted by: not

My bad. I'm a dork

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 16, 2020 12:12 AM (PkVlr)

503
*glares at the math-infused Welsh*
Posted by: Miklos III "Longshanks*

========

I'll move down one row, but it's Polish-infused Polish.

wenrsmjpinrfeigtwmjpsil

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2020 12:12 AM (G51Gf)

504 Do you have some circumstance which might be changing your IP or something.
---------

Yes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2020 12:12 AM (C47yV)

505 I'm hoping it's just the coronavirus.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February

wuhanbola

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:13 AM (HALdu)

506 497 Sorry Supreme Xyvor. do you need a side kick? Babe the Blue oxooj?
Posted by: Kazi at February 16, 2020 12:11 AM (0x00j)

So, kind of a Paul Bunion thing, eh? Cannot really pull off the beard though. I think I have the flannel around here somewhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:13 AM (XyVor)

507 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2020 12:12 AM (9Om/r)

Either that or a 5 PC band

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2020 12:13 AM (aA3+G)

508 I told her if I could pluck the stars from the sky
and put them in a jar, they still wouldn't shine as brightly as a single
twinkle in her eyes.

[ . . . ]
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 16, 2020 12:10 AM (MMC4G)

Just advice from an older and more level head:

It may be a lovely sentiment about that bright twinkle in her eye, but if you do actually put one in a jar, it will cause the Sheriff's Deputies to come talk to you.

Posted by: kindltot at February 16, 2020 12:14 AM (6rS3m)

509 I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but it appears you've been sucked into a Hallmark movie.
Posted by: Vanya at February 16, 2020 12:12 AM (U7voe)

"...and starring Misanthropic Humanitarian as the rich strapping fireman who just happens to be newly widowed in town"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2020 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

510 Anyone miss the days of the dynamic IP address?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 16, 2020 12:14 AM (7WaWV)

511 So lovely for me

watching the 4 horsemen of the pre-TRUMP arrival V-22's (in glossy green) thundering into Burbank Airport this afternoon in formation over my house.... my kid got the vid...I could only stand tall with my weed eater at port arms....such power... and I imagine, such wailing and nashing of teeth for the rest of the libs in NOHO as they realized that Satan himself was about to land in their midst..... He...double he...he....K M A... he

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 16, 2020 12:15 AM (kFkpX)

512 Lol.

Y'all are the best.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 16, 2020 12:15 AM (MMC4G)

513 It may be a lovely sentiment about that bright twinkle in her eye, but if you do actually put one in a jar, it will cause the Sheriff's Deputies to come talk to you.

Posted by: kindltot at February 16, 2020 12:14 AM (6rS3m)

Also get the AstroEnviormentalists on your ass. Free range stars are a protected species.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:15 AM (XyVor)

514 What is this?

Posted by: kindltot

It's for a "special purpose".

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 16, 2020 12:16 AM (2ygtH)

515 Everyone needs their thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 11:42 PM (XyVor)

If you lose it, you have to pee using a catheter. Don't lose your thing. Or you'll be in a tv commercial.

Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2020 12:16 AM (Y8PSl)

516 Also get the AstroEnviormentalists on your ass. Free range stars are a protected species.

Posted by: Aetius
-------

"There's hole in the sky, where there used to be a star..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2020 12:16 AM (C47yV)

517 FIND LOCAL MORONS IN YOUR AREA NOW!

THERE ARE 45 OF THE HORDE WITHIN 2 MILES OF YOUR LOCATION!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 16, 2020 12:06 AM (LxTcq)

I laugh my ass off when I get those adds.,these girls live within two miles of you. I live among the Amish and Mennonites, none of these girls live close. I would know!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 16, 2020 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)

518 I have been rewatching Fringe. I did not recall that Megan Markle had a couple episodes she guest starred in.

I knew she seemed familiar in something I had watched before, but did not make the connection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:16 AM (XyVor)

519 I've been preparing lunches for work. I had a beef brisket with a side of mixed veggies that was a little disappointing. I have a fish stew that has turned out much better than expected.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 16, 2020 12:17 AM (LxTcq)

520 Pick-up lines that utterly, utterly don't work:

"Are you Dolly Madison, 'cuz I wanna eat your cupcakes"

"Jesus wants me to be the father of your babies"

"I've got Coronavirus with three days to live and only your love can save me"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2020 12:17 AM (L2ZTs)

521 "There's hole in the sky, where there used to be a star..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2020 12:16 AM

LOL

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 16, 2020 12:17 AM (7WaWV)

522 Well I just demonstrated I'm a true moron. I was posting on the movie thread instead of this one oh well. I'll just say to Lady L and beckoning chasm I was saying hi to you

Good night all time for some snoozing here.

Posted by: Farmer at February 16, 2020 12:19 AM (fGGzC)

523 "I've got Coronavirus with three days to live and only your love can save me"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February

you re gonna die

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:19 AM (HALdu)

524 I loved the Paul Bunyon/Pecos Pete/coyote/ stories as a kid. North American homegrown tall tales.

Griddles the size of football fields where lumberjacks with slabs of bacon on their feet skate around getting the pan ready for the pancakes stacked higher than trees.

Hogshead barrels of Maple syrup for Metis toast. etc.

Posted by: Kazi at February 16, 2020 12:19 AM (0x00j)

525 Night Farmer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:19 AM (XyVor)

526 A new study's out suggesting that the Coronavirus could potentially cause heart attacks, kidney failure and infertility in men:

https://tinyurl.com/vc22ws3

If this doesn't scream bioweapon, I don't know what does.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2020 12:20 AM (tVQUs)

527 524 I loved the Paul Bunyon/Pecos Pete/coyote/ stories as a kid. North American homegrown tall tales.

Griddles the size of football fields where lumberjacks with slabs of bacon on their feet skate around getting the pan ready for the pancakes stacked higher than trees.

Hogshead barrels of Maple syrup for Metis toast. etc.
Posted by: Kazi at February 16, 2020 12:19 AM (0x00j)

I remember watching those movies in elementary school. On those reel to reel projectors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:20 AM (XyVor)

528 My Ruger 22

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 16, 2020 12:21 AM (/UQ/R)

529 I'll move down one row, but it's Polish-infused Polish.

wenrsmjpinrfeigtwmjpsil
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Ja rozumiem po Polsku, and that ain't no Polish.

It's Welsh in a Ghillie suit.

Posted by: Mikloszczyszczów at February 16, 2020 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

530 "There's hole in the sky, where there used to be a star..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2020 12:16 AM

LOL
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
---------

"C'mon...all together now..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2020 12:21 AM (d4+cE)

531 Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to infect through my eyes, Corona.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 16, 2020 12:21 AM (SchxB)

532 THERE ARE 45 OF THE HORDE WITHIN 2 MILES OF YOUR LOCATION!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 16, 2020 12:06 AM (LxTcq)

I highly doubt that there are 45 of the Horde in my entire county, let alone within 2 miles of me.

Posted by: Surfperch, Trapped in #Failifornia at February 16, 2020 12:22 AM (tVQUs)

533 I forgot about those Aetius, but, hey, this is the D Ward.

Goodnight you lovely, funny people. Be blessed.

Posted by: Kazi at February 16, 2020 12:23 AM (0x00j)

534 Night Kazi.

I remembered the guys skating on the griddle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:23 AM (XyVor)

535 "I've got Coronavirus with three days to live and only your love can save me"
Posted by: qdpsteve

"Slap hot iron to it"

Posted by: Les Chicks Morons at February 16, 2020 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

536 4 A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "does that bother you at all?"

And the pirate replies...
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2020 10:01 PM (t+qrx)

***

"Not as much as where the rudder is!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 16, 2020 12:25 AM (0O/Wf)

537 I've got Coronavirus with three days to live and only your love can save me"
Posted by: qdpsteve

"Slap hot iron to it"
Posted by: Les Chicks Morons at February

He was talking to the ettes?

Posted by: not so at February 16, 2020 12:25 AM (HALdu)

538 I have a Ruger Mark IV!

I love, love, LOVE it!
I was shooting Mark's Glock 44. He also has an adapter for his CZ to allow for .22.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 16, 2020 12:26 AM (PkVlr)

539 If this doesn't scream bioweapon, I don't know what does.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2020 12:20 AM (tVQUs)

And apparently even if you fight off an instance it dies not grant an immunity to future and potentially more devastating recurrences.
Some ChiCom bioscientist is gonna get a big bonus for the engineering work he did on this.

Good night people of the ONT , I'm done for the night.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2020 12:29 AM (BiNEL)

540 Nurse we have the same gun! Looking at a Sig P365 with a snagless sight.....but I do love my Ruger, it's just not for carry

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 16, 2020 12:29 AM (/UQ/R)

541 Night Hrothgar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:30 AM (XyVor)

542
It's Welsh in a Ghillie suit.
Posted by: Mikloszczyszczów

=======

Well okay, I had to look up Ghillie suit. At least it's not as bad as the time one of you morons made me look up Paloqueth and it got inserted into my google search history for all time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2020 12:33 AM (G51Gf)

543 A new study's out suggesting that the Coronavirus could potentially cause heart attacks, kidney failure and infertility in men:

Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2020 12:20 AM (tVQUs)

Sounds more like the 'ex-wife's divorce lawyer's' virus.

Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2020 12:33 AM (Y8PSl)

544 I did a Tuscany seasoned Tri-Tip over oak coals tonight with Russet potatoes rubbed with Olive oil,Kosher salt, garlic powder,black pepper, and Thyme also over the fire, and lemon steamed french green beans.

Made a horse radish/sour cream condiment for the beef....
served with a mid coast mixed Red table wine from 2016.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 16, 2020 12:34 AM (kFkpX)

545 wds,
I have a Glock 42 as my carry. I really like it. I would really love to try out a Sig P 365. It's the one gun Mark DOESNT have!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 16, 2020 12:34 AM (PkVlr)

546 Nurse....LOL......we are going to the gun show tomorrow......so maybe

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 16, 2020 12:37 AM (/UQ/R)

547 Ladies, y'all come to the Texas Mo Meet.

This time, I'll set up a table all by itself, and put a LOT of handguns up there for y'all to try.

There'll be a pile of the correct ammo next to every individual gun, too.

We might need two or three more tables, too. Other Morons will catch on, and want to set up similar displays.

You'll have a Gun Smorgorsboard.

You shoot foah houahs! YOU SHOOT MOAH!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2020 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

548 Gun Buffet!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:38 AM (XyVor)

549 ..Gun Buffet!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:38 AM (XyVor)

With sneeze guard.

Ahhh...SHOOT!

*ricochet sound*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2020 12:40 AM (QzJWU)

550 > Word is today he wants Hillary to be his VP

I don't believe it.

Bloomberg is evil, not stupid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2020 12:41 AM (Ewo9R)

551 Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Nema problema

(I think this works in all Slavic languages)

Posted by: Miklos, Friend of All Noble Blonde Peoples at February 16, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

552 I don't believe it.

Bloomberg is evil, not stupid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2020 12:41 AM (Ewo9R)

He can be both.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:43 AM (XyVor)

553 Bloomberg is evil, not stupid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2020 12:41 AM (Ewo9R)

He can be both.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

So much in a small package!

Posted by: G. Soros at February 16, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

554 Bloomberg is 5'8" according to the internet. It is not that short. Interesting that it bothers him though.

There is more than one type of small, I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:46 AM (XyVor)

555 Word is today he wants Hillary to be his VP

I don't believe it.

Bloomberg is evil, not stupid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2020 12:41 AM (Ewo9R)

Skankles can buy her way onto any ticket -- except BloomingIdiot's. Should he win the nomination, BloomingIdiot will go with Tank Abrams, from Georgia, to prove that he's put his racist ways behind him.

Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2020 12:48 AM (Y8PSl)

556 > Anyone miss the days of the dynamic IP address?

You'll sometimes get a new one if you physically disconnect your modem from the network, do a hard reset, wait a while, and then reconnect.

That likely varies with ISP.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2020 12:48 AM (Ewo9R)

557 > He can be both.

He can, but truly stupid people generally don't accumulate $60 billion.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2020 12:49 AM (Ewo9R)

558 That likely varies with ISP.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Oh no.

I Like having been inducted into the Jesuits.

Posted by: Miklos, QzkSJ at February 16, 2020 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

559 ..Bloomberg is 5'8" according to the internet. It is not that short. Interesting that it bothers him though.

There is more than one type of small, I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:46 AM (XyVor)

That's when he's wearing his stillettos.

5'4", otherwise.

But he has a very large.... wallet.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2020 12:51 AM (QzJWU)

560 You'll sometimes get a new one if you physically disconnect your modem from the network, do a hard reset, wait a while, and then reconnect.

That likely varies with ISP.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2020 12:48 AM (Ewo9R)

Mine seems to change the second my modem is disconnected from power. I swapped a bunch of cables when I hooked up the new computer and that is what did it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:52 AM (XyVor)

561 > Skankles can buy her way onto any ticket -- except BloomingIdiot's.

There isn't enough money in the world to put me only a heartbeat between Hillary Clinton and the Presidency.

I can't enjoy money if I'm dead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2020 12:52 AM (Ewo9R)

562 That likely varies with ISP.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2020 12:48 AM

Not mine... But I've a choice of networks, FWIW...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 16, 2020 12:53 AM (7WaWV)

563 But he has a very large.... wallet.

Jim

I'm encouraging Bloomie and Steyerfoam to bid for primary votes.

Posted by: Miklos, with perfect Keynesian economics at February 16, 2020 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

564 Who thinks Skankles would want to be VP? And which candidate is dumb enough, besides all of them, to have Skankles as their VP? Does no Dem candidate understand Arkancide is real?

Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2020 12:54 AM (Y8PSl)

565 I'm encouraging Bloomie and Steyerfoam to bid for primary votes.

Posted by: Miklos, with perfect Keynesian economics at February 16, 2020 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

Vote Wars. Just have to get the right auctioneer.

Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2020 12:56 AM (Y8PSl)

566 Bloomy could be the first president to not kill himself on the very day of his inauguration!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 16, 2020 12:56 AM (7WaWV)

567 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2020 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)

568
Ladies, y'all come to the Texas Mo Meet.

This time, I'll set up a table all by itself, and put a LOT of handguns up there for y'all to try.

There'll be a pile of the correct ammo next to every individual gun, too.

We might need two or three more tables, too. Other Morons will catch on, and want to set up similar displays.

You'll have a Gun Smorgorsboard.

You shoot foah houahs! YOU SHOOT MOAH!

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2020 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

When is the texas MoMe?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2020 12:57 AM (9Om/r)

569 Has anyone else read the stories about hoe Dem candidates around the country can't hire or keep staff, because Bloomie hires them awy for double the money?

In SC, the head of the state Black Caucus has a company that was paid $50,000 by Steyer. He, very surprisingly, also endorsed Steyer.

Posted by: Miklos, money does in fact talk at February 16, 2020 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

570 Night qdpsteve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2020 12:58 AM (XyVor)

571 Miklos. I simply want a literal bloodbath at the Dem convention this year.

Both inside and outside the arena.

To the degree that the Allstate Mayhem guy averts his eyes and flees in terror.

The kind of mayhem, that the VOTES DON'T MATTER on the convention floor.

The kind of mayhem that barely lets 'em gavel the convention "closed", and with no discernable outcome at the pounding thereof.

"Democrat Nominee", my ass. I want that person forever labeled with the moniker: "Selected, Not Elected!".

For all the reasons.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2020 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

572 Tank is HUGE; can you imagine bloomers standing next to her. I think it would be hilarious.

Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2020 01:00 AM (PisyI)

573 I simply want a literal bloodbath at the Dem convention this year.

Seconded and Endorsed!

Posted by: Miklos for Bernie! at February 16, 2020 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

574 Posted by: Miklos, money does in fact talk at February 16, 2020 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

He's spreading it pretty thick I've heard

Supposedly Biden bad mouthed blacks to a meeting of ministers

Bernie vs.,Shorty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2020 01:01 AM (aA3+G)

575 ..
When is the texas MoMe?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2020 12:57 AM (9Om/r)

Weekend that combines with October 23rd.

I'll be there a few days early, helping with setting up ranges, pistol bays, IDPA scenarios.

And I'll bring a "few"..... guns.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2020 01:02 AM (QzJWU)

576
Who thinks Skankles would want to be VP? And which candidate is dumb enough, besides all of them, to have Skankles as their VP? Does no Dem candidate understand Arkancide is real?
Posted by: RickZ

=======

It's fun to think about Democrat despair, and Clinton despair. I love the idea of Hillary calculating and scheming how much she could get out of the vice presidency, and Democrats wringing their hands and wondering if a Hillary vice presidency is so crazy it might work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2020 01:05 AM (G51Gf)

577 Weekend that combines with October 23rd.

October 23rd was the beginning of the Hungarian Uprising in 1956.

Omens and portents.

Posted by: Miklos for Bernie2020! at February 16, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

578 Tank is HUGE; can you imagine bloomers standing next to her. I think it would be hilarious.

Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2020 01:00 AM (PisyI)

Meh. Kamela.

NO! This is NOT a joke about how she is used to kneeling to look shorter joke!!!

It's a joke about putting young minority men in jail.

Posted by: kindltot at February 16, 2020 01:07 AM (6rS3m)

579 I don't think Hillary loyalists would take her being the side-car well at all...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 16, 2020 01:07 AM (7WaWV)

580 It's fun to think about Democrat despair, and Clinton despair. I love the idea of Hillary calculating and scheming how much she could get out of the vice presidency, and Democrats wringing their hands and wondering if a Hillary vice presidency is so crazy it might work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2020 01:05 AM (G51Gf)

"Despairadoes." There's a song in there somewhere.

Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2020 01:08 AM (Y8PSl)

581 Are Arkancide Deniers a thing? There seems to be tacit acceptance and some mumbling.

Posted by: klaftern at February 16, 2020 01:09 AM (RuIsu)

582
Supposedly Biden bad mouthed blacks to a meeting of ministers

"Walking around money" covers a lot of sins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2020 01:09 AM (aKsyK)

583 I don't think Hillary loyalists would take her being the side-car well at all...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

Eh.

The PUMA grrlls came around pretty quick.

And Hillz wouldn't be #2 for long (wink wink).

Posted by: Miklos His Own Damn Self 2020! at February 16, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

584 ..October 23rd was the beginning of the Hungarian Uprising in 1956.

Omens and portents.

Posted by: Miklos for Bernie2020! at February 16, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)[/]

FIGHT for Hungarian Liberation.

Because Gabor Sisters surely had splendiferous grand-daughters, nieces and other such familial female descendants as to Bless the Horde with suitable mating stock!

*shoots commie Hungarians*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

585
I simply want a literal bloodbath at the Dem convention this year.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

=======

I'll watch MSNBC round the clock if that happens. I'll send Rachel Maddow uppers to keep her on the anchor desk so I can see her face as it goes down live.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2020 01:11 AM (G51Gf)

586 *shoots commie Hungarians*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Most excellent.

But Soros probably has very good security.

Posted by: Miklosian regrets at February 16, 2020 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

587 ..I'll watch MSNBC round the clock if that happens. I'll send Rachel Maddow uppers to keep her on the anchor desk so I can see her face as it goes down live.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2020 01:11 AM (G51Gf

*shudders*

"Rachel Maddow" and "goes down" should NEVER be typed into the same comment field.

Ever.

*urp*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2020 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

588 ..Most excellent.

But Soros probably has very good security.

Posted by: Miklosian regrets at February 16, 2020 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

I know of two, absolutely solid, 1,000 yard shooters in the Horde.

And a few rang the 500 yard gong at last year's Tx Mo Meet, with impressive regularity.

Ain't no way even Soros has an envelope extending to those ranges.

His only option thus, is to simply, never emerge.

Viable, as he does all of his damage over the digital threshold, and not by way of presence and visitations.

Soft fuckin' target for a MOAB though.

Dr. Evil, indeed.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2020 01:19 AM (QzJWU)

589
"Despairadoes." There's a song in there somewhere.
Posted by: RickZ

=======

It's too late for my brain to produce a parody, but a verse about AOC demanding that Hillary endorse the Green New Deal would be my favorite lines.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2020 01:20 AM (G51Gf)

590 Five hours of sleep ahead.

*ripcord*

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2020 01:22 AM (QzJWU)

591 I don't think Hillary loyalists would take her being the side-car well at all...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
----

Heh. Imagine how the Berniebots would react.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2020 01:23 AM (PlZlj)

592 I have a cat who can't purr, she just breathes heavy.

She is snoring right now.

Posted by: kindltot at February 16, 2020 01:24 AM (6rS3m)

593 Heh. Imagine how the Berniebots would react.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Ummm...with Tiki torches? Maybe..no.

Posted by: Miklos Lenin, seeing intensification of contradictions at February 16, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

594 I have a cat who can't purr, she just breathes heavy.

She is snoring right now.
Posted by: kindltot

Might need a C(at)-PAP

Posted by: Miklos haney who just happens to have one at February 16, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

595

What the ?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 16, 2020 01:57 AM (8NLnQ)

596 She spilled his DRINK.

I don't want to live in a world where thats acceptable behavior.

The flight attendant was wrong to try to make her delete the video because he it might be needed in the criminal trial because SHE SPILLED HIS DRINK.

Posted by: Kazinski at February 16, 2020 02:02 AM (kcgia)

597
Now I'm starting to wonder if I'm the Last Man On Earf.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 16, 2020 02:02 AM (8NLnQ)

598

Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 16, 2020 02:02 AM (8NLnQ)

599 nope.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 02:21 AM (SL3Nf)

600 i got home about 2130 local (Pac Time) so 3 hours earlier than ONT time, since i took Resident 3vil out to the fancy Pinot Group steakhouse here in Lost Angels for both VD and our 19th anniversary next Sunday.

left overs put away, long pants replaced by shorts, pour the designated driver a drink or three, check e-mail, send a few, help her get ready for bed (those pesky bras won't unhook themselves

) etc.

and now only Sooth is here, maybe.

thank G*d i just cracked open a new bottle of TJ scotch...

we can DO this!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 02:26 AM (SL3Nf)

601 What to people here think of the new Batman reveal?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 16, 2020 02:27 AM (GtG/j)

602 What to people here think of the new Batman reveal?
Posted by: Serious Cat

BatPERSON, H8R!

Posted by: Trans-Miklos at February 16, 2020 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)

603 thank G*d i just cracked open a new bottle of TJ scotch...

we can DO this!

Posted by: redc1c4

TJ is NOT an authorized imbibement partner of Valu-Rite Brands!

Posted by: Miklos, bibulous at February 16, 2020 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

604 Knack Kakkers, JANNIE FAKE!

Posted by: raimondo on tap at February 16, 2020 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)

605 601 What to people here think of the new Batman reveal?
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 16, 2020 02:27 AM (GtG/j)

What's the reveal?

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 16, 2020 02:42 AM (wGeit)

606 I should kill myself.

Posted by: Ace's tiny little bitch cock at February 16, 2020 02:41 AM (HFWQg)

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i second that emotion.

no one one would miss you in the slightest....

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 02:45 AM (SL3Nf)

607 Oh, ONT CoB, we beseech thy mighty power.

Posted by: Miklos, yer 40 mm Bofors Pal at February 16, 2020 02:46 AM (QzkSJ)

608 i second that emotion.

no one one would miss you in the slightest....
Posted by: redc1c4

C'mon. let's help a guyrl out.

Posted by: Miklos, this can be expedited at February 16, 2020 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)

609 What's the reveal?

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 16, 2020 02:42 AM (wGeit)

----

https://vimeo.com/391277390

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 16, 2020 02:48 AM (GtG/j)

610 A palate cleanser-

"In the afternoon of September 2, 1898, the 21st Lancers were on a reconnaissance patrol between the main battle and the city of Khartoum, when they spotted 150 spear carrying Mahdists. As the cavalrymen charged toward the enemy, they became aware they had ridden into a trap, as they found over 2,000 Mahdists hidden in a shallow ravine. It began what Churchill had described as the two most dangerous minutes of his life."

Posted by: Miklos, Churchill was fond of firearms at February 16, 2020 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)

611 *burns incense while chanting Pixy, Pixy...*

Posted by: Miklos, undeterred at February 16, 2020 02:54 AM (QzkSJ)

612 2nd try...

https://vimeo.com/391277390

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 16, 2020 02:55 AM (GtG/j)

613 At least we know who blows margins, hobos, syphilitic goats...

Posted by: Miklos, QED at February 16, 2020 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)

614 3rd times a charm...

http://vimeo.com/391277390

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 16, 2020 02:56 AM (GtG/j)

615 2nd try...

https://vimeo.com/391277390
Posted by: Serious Cat

Cafe du Monde coffee with chicory also bestows Super Powers.

Posted by: Miklos, anti-oxidant accelerant at February 16, 2020 02:59 AM (QzkSJ)

616 Do these margins make some ass look like a big ass?

Posted by: Miklos, knowing the answer at February 16, 2020 03:01 AM (QzkSJ)

617
"The overflow-wrap property in CSS allows you to specify that the browser can break a line of text inside the targeted element onto multiple lines in an otherwise unbreakable place. This helps to avoid an unusually long string of text causing layout problems due to overflow."

.example {
overflow-wrap: break-word;
}

#learntoCSS

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 16, 2020 03:04 AM (GtG/j)

618 i'm old enough to remeber when the Intarwebz had trolls with mad skillz... (Usenet, anyone?)

now days we're stuck with short bus ridding, window licking, mouth breathers breast fed by mothers raised on a diet of lead paint chips and who drank Flint Michigan city water while they were nursing.

Sad.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 03:06 AM (SL3Nf)

619 *yawn*

Posted by: Miklos, still big, it's the trolls that got small at February 16, 2020 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)

620 Boy, the trolls must be really bored tonight. Mommy must have forgotten to order pizza or something.

Never understood the why of trolling. Just do not get it. I guess it gives their irrelevant and useless lives some meaning. Whatever the reason, they are sick fucks whose only worth is being canal labor -- without a shovel.

Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2020 03:07 AM (Y8PSl)

621
#ace_comments div {

overflow-wrap: break-word;

}

^^^^
That line of of CSS should fix the blown margins issue once and for all.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 16, 2020 03:07 AM (GtG/j)

622 Cafe du Monde coffee with chicory also bestows Super Powers.

Posted by: Miklos, anti-oxidant accelerant at February 16, 2020 02:59 AM (QzkSJ)

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gawd i love that stuff...

there are times i *really* miss being able to drink covfefe.

i still love it: my body, OTOH, doesn't.

who put IT in charge, anyway?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 03:08 AM (SL3Nf)

623 Sad.
Posted by: redc1c4

Sad!

(using Trump stylebook)

Posted by: Miklos, ed. (emeritus) at February 16, 2020 03:09 AM (QzkSJ)

624 All I know is, somebody better clean this up, or Krak is gonna EXPLODE!

Posted by: Miklos, so global cooling, cool at February 16, 2020 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

625 555 Should he win the nomination, BloomingIdiot will go with Tank Abrams, from Georgia, to prove that he's put his racist ways behind him.
Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2020 12:48 AM (Y8PSl)

She's too unpracticed and too much of a loudmouth. She'd talk too much, and be publicly embarrassing. Kind of like Joe Biden was!

Posted by: m at February 16, 2020 03:13 AM (M5wRT)

626 Should he win the nomination, BloomingIdiot will go with Tank Abrams, from Georgia, to prove that he's put his racist ways behind him.
Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2020 12:48 AM (Y8PSl)

She's too unpracticed and too much of a loudmouth. She'd talk too much, and be publicly embarrassing. Kind of like Joe Biden was!
Posted by: m

Too many Black guys would look at her and think Hell Damn No!

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure at February 16, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)

627 Anyway, I am supporting Bernie at present.

Open war in Milwaukee looks good.

I am having some difficulty with figuring out what the weapons of choice will be.

Molotov cocktails made with tofu?

Posted by: Miklos, unsure at February 16, 2020 03:19 AM (QzkSJ)

628 This is nice:

Michael Jackson singing "You Were There" to Sammy Davis, Jr.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqIeV5zxC8E

Posted by: m at February 16, 2020 03:32 AM (M5wRT)

629 All I know is, somebody better clean this up, or Krak is gonna EXPLODE!

Posted by: Miklos, so global cooling, cool at February 16, 2020 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

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red smoke has been popped, but the FDC says there are other fire missions of higher priority ahead of a lame, half-assed, unimaginative. would be troll that is functionally illiterate and boringly predictable. still, it's just a digital tumbleweed in the on-line desert, soon to be returned to separate bytes, missed by no one.

lame troll is lame. it would have been savaged by his erstwhile companions on on alt.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, and even more mercilessly mocked on alt.folklore.military, us.military.army or sci.military.naval, back in the day.

the mash and trash that thinks they are clever these days make my Persian cat look like a retired JPL professor.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 03:34 AM (SL3Nf)

630 Molotov cocktails made with tofu?

Posted by: Miklos, unsure at February 16, 2020 03:19 AM (QzkSJ)

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i'm fairly certain that using toxic waste in a weapon is a war crime...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 03:36 AM (SL3Nf)

631 nice to see we're starting to use their tactics...

to bad they will be reported differently.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/02/must-see-
gun-rights-activists-crash-bloomberg-rally-in-virginia-chant-guns-save-lives/

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 03:39 AM (SL3Nf)

632
Campus SJWs out to be forced to access internet only through a Time Portal direct to usenet.
What a meltdown.
And Android flags usenet as misspelled. Ain't that a kicker?

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 16, 2020 03:41 AM (OK1gL)

633 And here's Bloomberg getting a handmade sign posted over his podium logo:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vwoxruu

Posted by: m at February 16, 2020 03:43 AM (M5wRT)

634 Just wanted to thank everyone for their prayers for my mom. She is doing okay for now, but we all know that the end is coming.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 16, 2020 03:56 AM (X7cnY)

635 Posted by: Ace's shelf that will kill him someday at February 16, 2020 03:51 AM (R7HXW)

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meanwhile you spend your days jacking off, watching videos of your Mom doing *everything* he tells her to do, wishing it was you instead.

are the sharp metal points of the tweezers painful, or have the callouses on that minuscule protrusion you call an organ gotten so think from constant abuse as to make it immune to minor injuries?

asking for your non-existent friend.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 03:59 AM (SL3Nf)

636 Just wanted to thank everyone for their prayers for my mom. She is doing okay for now, but we all know that the end is coming.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 16, 2020 03:56 AM (X7cnY)

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my Dad came up sick in late April, was gone 4Aug19... i feel your pain, and you have my support and understanding.

The Horde is here for you.

minus the trolls, lace wigs, and such, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 04:02 AM (SL3Nf)

637 653 And here's Bloomberg getting a handmade sign posted over his podium logo:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vwoxruu
Posted by: m at February 16, 2020 03:43 AM (M5wRT)

That campaign is probably spending 50k a month just on Bloomberg minions just to deal with these frequent protestors. Two dudes jumped out immediately to take it down.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 16, 2020 04:06 AM (GtG/j)

638 Is a comment like, "Fuck Chris Wallace", really ever off topic?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 16, 2020 04:08 AM (vGJY7)

639 Hi, Teresa. You mentioned that your mom lost the ability to use her legs. How frustrating. Hoping that her spirits are staying strong.

Posted by: m at February 16, 2020 04:16 AM (M5wRT)

640
I'm starting to think that cuck cocksucker "allahpundit" is the troll above.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 16, 2020 04:17 AM (8NLnQ)

641 m, she has regained some use of her legs! She hasn't gotten out of the hospital bed since she went into hospice, but she sure does want to be up and about.

Might ask on Monday if they can bring in a physical therapist to help her.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 16, 2020 04:21 AM (X7cnY)

642 Somehow, I have the feeling that Troll du Jour was on a malfunctioning Peloton, using a "found" iPhone 5.

Posted by: Miklos, sticks and stones at February 16, 2020 04:22 AM (QzkSJ)

643 I'm starting to think that cuck cocksucker "allahpundit" is the troll above.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Ancient Hot Gas theorists say YES!

Posted by: Miklos, I'm putting ten bucks on that at February 16, 2020 04:23 AM (QzkSJ)

644 I think red1c4 gets the Troll Killer award this evening.

Now to fix the shelves, umm.. I mean margins.

Posted by: Miklos, with hex set at hand at February 16, 2020 04:26 AM (QzkSJ)

645 Lemons. lemonade.

With margins this wide, there could be a pic of Big Mike and Tank Abrams, together.

Posted by: Miklos, not actually suggesting that at February 16, 2020 04:31 AM (QzkSJ)

646 If it's 5 Miklos in a row, I claim Squatter's Rights.

Common Law.

Posted by: Miklos, an actual Miklos at February 16, 2020 04:32 AM (QzkSJ)

647 Ancient Hot Gas theorists say YES!

They must be the most affirmative group since the Ancient Astronaut Theorists. Up there with FISA court judges and bartenders.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 16, 2020 04:36 AM (vGJY7)

648 Is a comment like, "Fuck Chris Wallace", really ever off topic?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front

We'll allow it.

Posted by: Humanity at February 16, 2020 04:40 AM (QzkSJ)

649 They must be the most affirmative group since the Ancient Astronaut Theorists. Up there with FISA court judges and bartenders.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front

Self-affirmative.

A MoMe has more attendees than they have commenters.

Posted by: Miklos, enforcing the Law of Entropy at February 16, 2020 04:42 AM (QzkSJ)

650 I think red1c4 gets the Troll Killer award this evening.

Now to fix the shelves, umm.. I mean margins.

Posted by: Miklos, with hex set at hand at February 16, 2020 04:26 AM (QzkSJ)

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naw.... drive by lame troll is drive by.

and lame. insults don't w*rk on trolls, since they thrive on attention, but mockery does, except for the highest level of the kind.

s/he/it shows up about this time some nights, makes a mess, then leaves.

pathetic, really, if i were actually some concerned bout them.

but i'm not. F them, sideways.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 04:43 AM (SL3Nf)

651 but i'm not. F them, sideways.
Posted by: redc1c4

Personally, I always thought it's a bad idea to mess with someone with C4 in their nic.

Posted by: Miklos, pointing out the obvious at February 16, 2020 04:50 AM (QzkSJ)

652 If it's 5 Miklos in a row, I claim Squatter's Rights.

Common Law.

Posted by: Miklos, an actual Miklos at February 16, 2020 04:32 AM (QzkSJ)

---
you squatted on an M-16 series bounding AP mine... you may want to consider details about how you stand up from "squatting"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M16_mine

Infantry/Cav Scout humor ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 04:50 AM (SL3Nf)

653 Personally, I always thought it's a bad idea to mess with someone with C4 in their nic.

Posted by: Miklos, pointing out the obvious at February 16, 2020 04:50 AM (QzkSJ)

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LOL!!!!

you are one of the very few (less than a handful) who have twigged to that part of the nick.

/me hands over well deserved alcoholic drink of choice

for bonus points, have you deciphered the rest of the cryptic nick?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 04:53 AM (SL3Nf)

654 Infantry/Cav Scout humor ;-)
Posted by: redc1c4

*glares*

So you're Navy, right?

Posted by: Miklos from Fort Jackson at February 16, 2020 04:54 AM (QzkSJ)

655 Damn. Went down for a nap before the ONT started; just woke up a few minutes ago. Looks like a Stormfront Commiefag has been shitting on the ONT. Looks like I haven't missed much.

Condolences to Teresa in FW. Tough to deal with what you are going through.

I did watch the helicopter video. Pretty cool. I wonder how long it will be until those balls are installed by specialized drones? Seems to me that you could design a system, with specialized drones, and balls made to be installed by them. Lot of money to be saved, if the hourly operating cost of the helicopter could be avoided.

Anyhow, I am going back to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2020 04:55 AM (LxWV7)

656 /me hands over well deserved alcoholic drink of choice

*chugs it in one*

urp..thank..you

Posted by: Miklos, with the classy booze I didn't even pay for at February 16, 2020 05:02 AM (QzkSJ)

657

Planet of the Apes tv series is on.

If the chinks don't kill us with viruses or whatnot, the fucking chimps will be taking over in a thousand years.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 16, 2020 05:02 AM (8NLnQ)

658 If the chinks don't kill us with viruses or whatnot, the fucking chimps will be taking over in a thousand years.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Or, what goes around comes around.

Posted by: Miklopithicus Charltonensis at February 16, 2020 05:08 AM (QzkSJ)

659 If the chinks don't kill us with viruses or whatnot, the fucking chimps will be taking over in a thousand years.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 16, 2020 05:02 AM (8NLnQ)

---
i''ll put it into Outlook to be worried then....

will that do?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2020 05:09 AM (SL3Nf)

660 i''ll put it into Outlook to be worried then....

will that do?
Posted by: redc1c4

No.

The Bangalore Shared Service Centre is surrounded by frickin attack monkeys.

On a good day.

Posted by: Miklos, not doing yoga or Buddhinduism or none of that at February 16, 2020 05:12 AM (QzkSJ)

661 664 m, she has regained some use of her legs! She hasn't gotten out of the hospital bed since she went into hospice, but she sure does want to be up and about.

Might ask on Monday if they can bring in a physical therapist to help her.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 16, 2020 04:21 AM (X7cnY)

What wonderful news. More prayers headed her way, and yours.

Posted by: m at February 16, 2020 05:21 AM (7juvc)

662 Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2020 05:27 AM (Z/jzm)

663
666 "allahpundit"

Seems apt.

Posted by: m at February 16, 2020 05:27 AM (7juvc)

664 Mornin', all.
Posted by: My life is insanity

With or without chicory?

Cream? Sugar?

Posted by: Miklos, a votre service at February 16, 2020 05:29 AM (QzkSJ)

665 Teresa in Fort Worth, prayers up for your mom, and you and your family.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2020 05:29 AM (Z/jzm)

666 Been just cat napping since 3am, saw the troll and decided wasn't worth chiming in.

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2020 05:29 AM (ZCEU2)

667
617 is what blew the margins.

Posted by: m at February 16, 2020 05:29 AM (7juvc)

668 >>With or without chicory?

Cream? Sugar?
Posted by: Miklos, a votre service

Never had it with. I'll give it a try. Cream today please, and thank you!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2020 05:31 AM (Z/jzm)

669 Been just cat napping since 3am, saw the troll and decided wasn't worth chiming in.
Posted by: Skip

Blueberry pancakes is the best revenge.

(Old Hungarian saying)

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Waffle House at February 16, 2020 05:32 AM (QzkSJ)

670 Harder to read on my phone with margins blown.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2020 05:33 AM (Z/jzm)

671 Never had it with. I'll give it a try. Cream today please, and thank you!
Posted by: My life is insanity

Oui Madame.

The beignets are courtesy of the house.

Lagniappe.

Posted by: Miklos, tryimg to keep the powdered sugar off his waiter's apron at February 16, 2020 05:34 AM (QzkSJ)

672 Corona virus is breaking out all over. Another side effect is testicular scarring which I assume means sterility.

Posted by: MHK at February 16, 2020 05:35 AM (iQIUe)

673 Made french toast yesterday with the pepperidge farms bread. Today I think eggs. I'm hungry for a spinach and feta cheese omelet, but since I don't have any spinach or feta cheese here, it's probably just going to be the classic eggs over easy, bacon and toast.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2020 05:37 AM (Z/jzm)

674 The beignets are courtesy of the house.
Lagniappe.
Posted by: Miklos

Good morning.
I'll be visiting New Orleans for the first time the end of March. The coffee and beignets are on the menu at least one day

Posted by: Bruce at February 16, 2020 05:37 AM (vd8XM)

675 Corona virus is breaking out all over. Another side effect is testicular scarring which I assume means sterility.
Posted by: MHK

Or it could just mean a scar on your testicles, making them look like they're fighters

Posted by: Bruce at February 16, 2020 05:38 AM (vd8XM)

676 >>The beignets are courtesy of the house.

Lagniappe.

Posted by: Miklos, try___ to keep the powdered sugar off his waiter's apron

You remembered the beignets! I am impressed

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2020 05:38 AM (Z/jzm)

677 Corona virus is breaking out all over. Another side effect is testicular scarring which I assume means sterility.
Posted by: MHK

So.

The Chinese have decided to one-up themselves on the One Child Program.

Posted by: Miklos, demographics being destiny at February 16, 2020 05:39 AM (QzkSJ)

678 You remembered the beignets! I am impressed
Posted by: My life is insanity

That will be $1.30, please.

Posted by: Miklos, bidnis is bidnis at February 16, 2020 05:41 AM (QzkSJ)

679 >>That will be $1.30, please.
Posted by: Miklos, bidnis is bidnis

That's a deal!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2020 05:42 AM (Z/jzm)

680 As sometimes happens, gravity and I call a truce.

Gravity sez it's a deal.

Posted by: soon to be horizontal Miklos at February 16, 2020 05:43 AM (QzkSJ)

681 701 That will be $1.30, please.
Posted by: Miklos, bidnis is bidnis at February 16, 2020 05:41 AM (QzkSJ)

694 The beignets are courtesy of the house.
Posted by: Miklos, try___ to keep the powdered sugar off his waiter's apron at February 16, 2020 05:34 AM (QzkSJ)

Posted by: m at February 16, 2020 05:44 AM (7juvc)

682 Darn, what i should've said:

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a beignet today!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2020 05:44 AM (Z/jzm)

683 No blueberries but could do apple, got the mini coffee pot the VIA said after I shouldn't have. I put it on but discovered it won't hold what I normally would have today.

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2020 05:47 AM (ZCEU2)

684 I still have 5-6 quarts of blueberries frozen from last summer. If I ration correctly they should make it till i can get more.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2020 05:50 AM (Z/jzm)

685 How much does the mini coffee pot make, Skip?

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2020 05:52 AM (Z/jzm)

686 How much does the mini coffee pot make, Skip?
Posted by: My life is insanity

Depends on if the Fleet's in........

Posted by: JT at February 16, 2020 05:55 AM (arJlL)

687 4 cups

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2020 05:57 AM (ZCEU2)

688 That is minimum I ever make.

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2020 05:57 AM (ZCEU2)

689 I've got some blueberry bread that I could share.
If the USB port will cooperate.

Posted by: Bruce at February 16, 2020 05:58 AM (vd8XM)

690 EMT is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at February 16, 2020 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

691 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 16, 2020 06:01 AM (zlgJP)

692 G'morning, Skip.

Coffee pot?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 16, 2020 06:02 AM (tT0V4)

693 If I decide, apples will work for me

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2020 06:02 AM (ZCEU2)

694
676 Corona virus is breaking out all over. Another side effect is testicular scarring which I assume means sterility.
Posted by: MHK at February 16, 2020 05:35 AM (iQIUe)

I was told yesterday you have to link everything every time when making a claim, race isn't real, and even talking about facts and linking articles, data, research, and videos in China is hysteria and FUD.
You are expected to save every bit of evidence since the beginning and link it every time you discuss it like you are writing a peer reviewed paper. Not even kidding.

Yes it does cause lesions on the testicles, which lead to infertility and scientists want doctors to use this as a way of early detection as a symptom.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 16, 2020 06:41 AM (frty6)

695 I like Kwik Trip bagels and coffee.

Their coffee rips up my stomach. But I'd eat 3 of their Rice Crispie/Marshmallow treats every day if I could.

Posted by: dad29 at February 16, 2020 08:14 AM (5QjOf)

696 Sidebar:
@eriContrarian
Papadopoulos served time for lying to Congress. McCabe got a CNN gig.

No, Papadop told two different stories while being sweated by the FIBbers all night at the airport, about when he met a spy the sent after him.

At midnight he said it was "before joining the Trump team", and at 3AM it was after, or the other way around. Of course nobody ever documented exactly when he joined, or frankly whether he actually ever did, but both can't be true so close enough for our stalwart G-men! And the slippery bastid didn't bring in the $10K they slipped him overseas, so what could they do? The fucking horror, right?

What would we do without the top men at the FBI?! Could anyone but Porsche DC tell the difference?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 16, 2020 10:10 AM (vXbbc)

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