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Trump Dubs Mike Bloomberg "Mini Mike," Says He's Trying to Get A Hidden Lift Set Up Behind Podium to Hide His Shortness; Leftwing Media Then Can't Stop Talking About How Short Bloomberg Is
@realDonaldTrump Mini Mike is part of the Fake News. They are all working together. In fact, Bloomberg isn't covering himself (too boring to do), or other Dems. Only Trump. That sounds fair! It's all the Fake News Media, and that’s why nobody believes in them any more. @realDonaldTrump Many of the ads you are watching were paid for by Mini Mike Bloomberg. He is going nowhere, just wasting his money, but he is getting the DNC to rig the election against Crazy Bernie, something they wouldn't do for @CoryBooker and others. They are doing it to Bernie again, 2016. @realDonaldTrump Mini Mike is now negotiating both to get on the Democrat Primary debate stage, and to have the right to stand on boxes, or a lift, during the debates. This is sometimes done, but really not fair!
@piersmorgan Donald Trump’s got the whole of America talking about whether Michael Bloomberg is so small he’ll need to stand on a box for TV debates. This is indisputably a form of genius, stable or otherwise.
Jim Acosta @AcostaAnd of course egg-shaped Jeff Zucker Sextoy Brian Stelter had to get in on the action:
The father of the Constitution President James Madison was 5' 4"
https://www.google.com/search?q=james%20madison%20height …
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 03, 2020 04:49 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 03, 2020 04:49 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 03, 2020 04:50 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 03, 2020 04:50 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 03, 2020 04:51 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (aWRt2)
Posted by: IC at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (a0IVu)
Dance, monkeys, dance!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (aWRt2)
Posted by: pep at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (rCwaK)
"I know, but I want to hear them all deny it."
-Just the Punchline
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (JUOKG)
The father of the Constitution President James Madison was 5' 4"
Washington DC was sacked and burned during his administration too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: pep
I was wondering if I was seeing things there.
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: CenterMass at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (D0JJp)
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (Kpl3J)
It's so friggin funny, they don't even know they are being led around by their noses by Trump.
They know, but they lack the self-discipline to stop chasing the laser.
Posted by: pep at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: IC at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: IC
Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM (QLPEO)
You just know he's laughing his ass off after they fall for one of his setups.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: brak at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM (rf05L)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
That's not even high school treasurer election level.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (nNEcr)
EVERYONE will be focused on looking for "the box".
#trumpgenius
Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (LpjIG)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: IC at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
If he's 5' 8", I'm 6' 6"
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)
There's no evidence? Or there's no evidence that's known to you?
It's that simple!
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (vSb78)
Bloomberg is so small he'll need to stand on a box for TV debates. This
is indisputably a form of genius, stable or otherwise.
He does? This is the first I've heard about any of this.
"...whole of America..." Yeah, right. Hole of PROGDA maybe, but that'd be about all. PROGDA is not America, fool.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: SH at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (gbf/Q)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: IC at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM
They always bill the jobber as bigger than they actually are. Makes the squash match all the more meaningful. Andre beating up on a guy that's 2 feet and 200 lbs smaller isn't entertaining.
Posted by: Flyguy at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: IC at February 03, 2020 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
This is no time for facts or details.
Posted by: Someguy at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (YVvSQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
So mini Mike is actually an inch shorter than me. Huh.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: pep at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (T6t7i)
Looks like Sam finally the upper floor recarpeted.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 03, 2020 04:55 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 03, 2020 04:56 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2020 04:56 PM (AD3JT)
And Stetler wouldn't recognize evidence if it hit him squarely in his needledick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 03, 2020 04:56 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 04:56 PM (7rVsF)
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I was on a game show once and one of the other contestants had to stand on a box, because the producers wanted us all to look similarly-sized, and I'm quite tall. We were behind podiums, so you couldn't see his box, but he did almost fall off of it at one point.
Ironically, the game show was produced by Donald Trump.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2020 04:56 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 03, 2020 04:56 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: IC at February 03, 2020 04:56 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JT at February 03, 2020 04:56 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (Kpl3J)
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Oh please let the Dem's get into a tit-for-tat on who uses a box during debates.
Posted by: WisRich at February 03, 2020 04:56 PM (G0vdT)
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Yeah, horseshit, I still remember him walking to the podium after winning the mayoral race and only seeing his head.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (oh3j/)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (TAD8F)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (YslsA)
"his yapping bitch-dogs at CNN"
I'm not that into poetry, but ace is making me reconsider.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: I Have Questions at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: IC at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 04:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 04:58 PM (TAD8F)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 04:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: WisRich at February 03, 2020 04:56 PM
"We're the super serious ones. The adults in the room. And all my opponents are standing on boxes to seem taller. They're big fat cheaters." ~Booty-gig (probably)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 03, 2020 04:58 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 04:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 03, 2020 04:58 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: The Chimptato at February 03, 2020 04:58 PM (RD7QR)
They know, but they lack the self-discipline to stop chasing the laser."
Applies here as well does it not? T minus 5 to another Rick Wilson jem? Allahpundit?
Posted by: nip at February 03, 2020 04:58 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 04:58 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 04:58 PM (oh3j/)
I've stood next to Bloomberg, he's not 5'8", If I'm being generous I would say he's 5'5"
If he's listed as 5'8" he's lying.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (0keV9)
From what I hear, we put a man on the Moon a while back.
Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: CN at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (ONvIw)
5' 8: is average.
And that stat is a lie. He's not over 5' 5".
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (TAD8F)
Posted by: JT at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (6/uwW)
The bad thing about that chip is that it can provoke a shorty--looking up at a taller guy--to say or do foolish things.
I knew a couple of shorts at age 19 that I could set off just by grinning at them. Trump no doubt has had the same experience. Yo Trump! Go for it with Mini Mike Bloomberg.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (NvbIF)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Bosk at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Miley
When you're 6' 4", it's short.
That'd be like me hanging around people who are 6' 8".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (KP5rU)
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It is when you're standing next to Trump, who is 6'3.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (k4dH2)
i'm 5'8". yeah, i'm a sawed off little fucker. so be it.
I heard something but I can't see where it came from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (7rVsF)
Bloomberg is 5'8" when he wears Robert DeNiro's ridiculous platform shoes:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/trn7ejn
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had
That's because it is demonstrably: Totally Gay News.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (OUkUA)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (9pm4Q)
As if Obama, and his enthusiastic supporters, needed to showcase their vacuousness any more than they naturally did.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: CN at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: x at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (wGeit)
Hmmm, kinda looks like a wombat from a distance.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (TAD8F)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 04:57 PM (oh3j/)
Yes, but we dwarves are natural sprinters.
Posted by: Gimli at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (vSb78)
Posted by: The Groundhog at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (FTlwv)
If I ever meet Trump, I might call him Diminutive Donald. I'm two whole inches taller than him.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: CenterMass at February 03, 2020 04:53 PM (D0JJp)
.........
and wearing a really bad toupee, apparently.
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (0keV9)
Xi Jinping is 5'11". This could be bad.
Posted by: pep at February 03, 2020 05:01 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2020 05:02 PM (QLPEO)
That's as may be but the average height of a man back then was 5'6.
I've never looked at DeNiro the same, and never will again, after seeing that platform shoes pic.
Yeah, that made me bust out laughing so hard. I wonder how often he sprains an ankle. It reminded me of the Scott of the Antarctic sketch on Monty Python where she's standing in a trench and he's got boxes tied to his boots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2020 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
I'm short. I never really had a chip over height, but I was always a bit jealous.
Until I started flying.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 03, 2020 05:02 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2020 05:02 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 05:02 PM (TAD8F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2020 05:02 PM (WI7YS)
When you get rich enough, nobody will tell you your hair looks really, really stupid. Well, not to your face anyway.
Posted by: Bill Gates at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (k/TB6)
Wait, you're trusting the web for this? What's the name for when you're reading the paper, find something you actually know about that's totally wrong, and then turn the page and believe the next article?
Emanuel Macron is listed as 5'9", search for bloomberg macron images and tell me Bloomie is the same height
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (48RE5)
As many of us are well aware, Donaldson is an obnoxious twat who routinely made an ass out of himself in decades past. His retirement was overdue and welcome.
Frankly I had hopes that the only time I'd be hearing about him would be seeing his obituary.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (j3npP)
Or shorter. 5'3 or less. He's well under a foot shorter than Trump, its comical looking. He's not Robert Reich tiny, but he's just a small man, both physically and personally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (KZzsI)
My favorite is when they insist something has been disproved. And their evidence it has been disproved is the person accused saying "That's been disproved."
Joe Biden comes to mind - when Republicans say there is something wrong with that relationship, between hunter Biden, Joe Biden, and Burisma, they always say "that has been disproved." When? by who? how? legally or morally? their answer is to quote Joe Biden saying it was not true. that's it.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Paul Atreides at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (sZbhK)
Maybe Bloomberg could sit on Beto's shoulders Master-Blaster style so that he's the right height for the debates.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (1ISKN)
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bloomberg-ghislaine-maxwell/
Apologies for the link being from Snopes
Posted by: Augustine at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (LpjIG)
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (SwXeF)
Posted by: x at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (nFwvY)
That'd be like me hanging around people who are 6' 8".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (WavOX)
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Heh.
I'm 6'3"
Two guys I work with are 6'7" and 6'8", ex pro basketball players. Funny when we're all together in the same spot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: bonhomme
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He'd probably just laugh. His 13 year old is already towering over him, so he's used to it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (4e+hS)
D-Hawaii
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (vSb78)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
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We call it little man syndrome round these parts. I had a few former bosses of Bloomberg's stature and it's a wonder I didnt kill them all for being complete dickwads.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (oh3j/)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Col. Hans Landa at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (gd9RK)
But I think the perfect follow-up for Trump is to pillory Mike for his ludicrous dishonesty on the campaign trail - he disavows successful policies he inherited from Rudy, and actively supported while mayor, to pander to the bigoted ignorant authoritarian airheads of the Dem base.
It's all NYC stuff, so right in Don's wheelhouse, and very very pathetic stuff.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: garrett at February
In the back seat
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (aO8Gd)
Some Dem has to say Trump's too tall, needs to stand in a hole during the debates
Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (l3+k2)
The most important point is that what PDT said will irritate Mike Bloomberg to no end.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 05:00 PM (+0uDE)
"She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous."
Posted by: Jack Woltz at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (Eg9+v)
That's as may be but the average height of a man back then was 5'6
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And what's the point of the comparison anyway?
Is Bloomberg going to write a new Constitution?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (oiNtH)
Isn't it odd when you get around actual tall people.
I am 6'2" and when I stand around a bunch of guys 6'5" + it hits me :
'This is what those little people feel like ALL the time!?'
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (TAD8F)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vsgnuex
Bloomberg looks like their little brother
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (KZzsI)
Maybe Bloomberg could sit on Beto's shoulders Master-Blaster style so that he's the right height for the debates.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (ppBhU)
LOL. They could wear a trench coat.
Posted by: Gimli at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (gmo/4)
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bloomberg-ghislaine-maxwell/
Apologies for the link being from Snopes
Posted by: Augustine at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (BDZWU)
Hard to tell with just the upper body. She could be wearing 6" heels.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (wGeit)
Yes.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (9t0Zz)
Tater calls his show "reliable", without evidence.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (1ISKN)
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You can't spell reliable without "lie."
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (SwXeF)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (RuIsu)
Shows just how much more size is beside inches on a rules.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (4e+hS)
More like "road kill."
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (CqE5x)
When you're 6' 4", it's short.
That'd be like me hanging around people who are 6' 8".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (WavOX)
Most people are short to me. When I'm around people that are tall, I get slightly alarmed.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (FTlwv)
depending on factors, you can lose up to two inches by the time you reach 70.
So that may be the reason Trumps now 6'3"
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (0keV9)
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Don't think for a second that isn't Trump's goal
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (WavOX)
Tell me about it
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Priapism at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (HALdu)
It sounds like middle schoolers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (WI7YS)
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I read somewhere this morning that Bloomie is so insecure about his height that he even lied about it on his NY driver's license.
Don't know if it's true, but if it is, it's funny.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (k4dH2)
How the fuck does Trump get inside mike's ooda loop making fun of his height.
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (HALdu)
Because when the media reports something Bloomberg has to respond, whereas when the media reports something Trump doesn't have to respond (remember the tiny hands thing?)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (QyoQ9)
https://tinyurl.com/te5yj64
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (gmo/4)
AtC calls him shorty.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (aS1PU)
So perfectly Trumpian.
We're kind of spoiled/habituated to all this now - to Trump's blunt candor, and colorful way of expressing himself. But it's effing hilarious.
Imagine any recent president, when asked about the guy who will likely in the next few weeks be the leader of the opposition party primary pack - "well, I think he's a communist".
Gold.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (El6T/)
How tall was George Washington?
Posted by: x at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (nFwvY)
depending on factors, you can lose up to two inches by the time you reach 70.
which is why they have viagra
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (FJYfm)
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Don't think for a second that isn't Trump's goal
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (aO8Gd)
hell, it's good for the economy
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (oh3j/)
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (QLPEO)
Abuse of power? Anyways, prior to her Senate run in 2013, she and hubby had been receiving royalty checks from a big natural gas producer, apparently for years, on land they own in OK.
So right before she announced, she sold those eveeel minerals rights off to, get this, her children and her brothers.
https://tinyurl.com/syuvrst
Such a principled stand.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Steve Martin at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (l3+k2)
What Trump knows - when you have an enemy who's biggest gripe against you is emotional, provoke them over and over again. That's how you prod them into making mistakes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere
Height, or number of pedal appendages?
Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (48RE5)
It's not Epstein Barr, but something similar?
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (vSb78)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (TAD8F)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 05:10 PM (gmo/4)
Supposedly he was really tall, a genuine physical specimen. Hell of a warrior, too, and if you believe the stories his enemies and fellow soldiers told, apparently protected by God because he just could not be hurt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
Two guys I work with are 6'7" and 6'8", ex pro basketball players. Funny when we're all together in the same spot.
Heh. I'm a little over 6'0" so I'm normal tall, not Tall. I can see over most crowds and I can reach the top shelf.
I worked for a company that had a bunch of seriously tall guys, 6'5" to 6'9", and one day I got on a small elevator with three of them. Speaking of circus midgets.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2020 05:10 PM (gd9RK)
193 I identify as 7 feet
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere
Height, or number of pedal appendages?
Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (ySK7x)
A special three person bicycle, then? What's the last pedal for?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:10 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 05:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2020 05:10 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Gettysburg at February 03, 2020 05:10 PM (8KSPd)
I met Shawn Bradley in person once. He's a 7'6" guy who played for a few NBA teams.
It was bizarre. I felt like I was standing on my knees or something. I'm not used to looking that far up to look at someone.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 05:10 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2020 05:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 03, 2020 05:10 PM (PuNWi)
130 What's the name for when you're reading the paper, find something
you actually know about that's totally wrong, and then turn the page and
believe the next article?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (48RE5)
It's not Epstein Barr, but something similar?
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (vSb7
Gell-mann Amnesia. Important coinage from Michael Crichton.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Priapism at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (2cfUo)
The father of the Constitution President James Madison was 5' 4"
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...and he wanted to disarm the citizens. Oh, wait...
Curious that those so quick to criticize the founders, turn to them for confirmation of some value.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (nu45M)
At least you still have a thick, lustrous head of hair, right?
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (TAD8F)
Posted by: G at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (5NMZN)
9.25 hands.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (TAD8F)
Whose hands?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (z3Wvh)
It sounds like middle schoolers.
_________________
Trump's hair isn't fake, it's just weird, although it's less weird looking now that he has stopped coloring it that odd orangish/blond color he had before, and letting it go more naturally white/gray.
He still does the goofy comb-over thing though. But lots of older men do that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: dartist at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
So perfectly Trumpian."
I also loved how he said "Bernie was married in Moscow! The interviewer pointed out "no, he just honeymooned in Moscow." Trump: "Whatever."
It reminded me of George Constanza -
"As I approached the Great Fish on the beach..."
Jerry: "Psst, it's a mammal!"
George: "Whatever."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...hillbilly art critic at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (+BaYH)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (9pm4Q)
Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (
But the Property Brother guy is the only one actually getting laid by her.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (U9Qbt)
OMG, CNN actually DEBATED Trump's claim that Bloomberg asked for a box
to stand on during the debates???? Did they find, after careful
analysis by a panel of experts, that Trump wasn't telling the truth?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (COzlW)
I'd love to be in a situation where wonks are debating the factuality of my trash talk.
"He said that the other guy has two left feet and let me say, his foot on the right definitely appears to be anatomically normal."
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Priapism at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (2cfUo)
He's not short when he stands on his money though.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (CqE5x)
I thought those guys were gay?
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (TAD8F)
I still say he should shave his head and grow a beard. He'd look badass. At least Cruz finally grew one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:13 PM (KZzsI)
6'20"
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (QLPEO)
Weighed a fucking ton.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 03, 2020 05:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 03, 2020 05:13 PM (PuNWi)
Posted by: Priapism at February 03, 2020 05:13 PM (2cfUo)
One for the house, one for the car and one for the boat! Operators are standing by.
On boxes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 05:13 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 05:05 PM (gmo/4)
........
If he loses the nomination he will move to Mexico and take up wrestling.
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2020 05:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2020 05:13 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (z3Wvh)
I thought those guys were gay?
Posted by: garrett at February
With each other, otherwise straight
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (+tWDL)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (UI60k)
Posted by: Some little kid at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (PuNWi)
Get on bored!
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zooey Deschanel's perky ta-tas at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (8KSPd)
_____________
Lots of colonial Virginians were tall (Madison being an exception). Alex de Toqueville mentioned that fact in one of his reports to the Europeans. When describing the VA colonists he said something like "they're very tall, and they all have bad teeth."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (k4dH2)
130 What's the name for when you're reading the paper, find something
you actually know about that's totally wrong, and then turn the page and
believe the next article?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (48RE5)
It's not Epstein Barr, but something similar?
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 05:09 PM (vSb7
Gell-mann Amnesia. Important coinage from Michael Crichton.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Eg9+v)
Thanks! I have an absolute blank spot for remembering that.
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (vSb78)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Chris M at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: CNN at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:07 PM (HALdu)
Mine's potato.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (2N7oZ)
Bloomberg.com publishes an article about how Twitter banned ZeroHedge for "doxxing" (not really) the name of a Chinese doctor in Wuhan who "knows why the epidemic started." (Zerohedge didn't doxx him, merely linked to his publicly available online profile on the hospital Web site). Somehow Twitter deemed this to be "doxxing" and used it as an excuse to ban ZeroHedge's founder "Tyler Durden" forever.
AND THEN...in the same article, Bloomberg.com takes great glee in DOXXING THE REAL NAME OF "TYLER DURDEN" -- real doxxing, not the fake doxxing reported about in the Twitter ban:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/ 2020-02-01/zero-hedge-permanently -suspended-from-twitter-for-harassment
it's so demonically Orwellian your head just spins.
Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (KP5rU)
I believe the polite way to describe that is Nadler-esque
Posted by: Ted K. at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (FJYfm)
Norther Europeans tend to be taller than everyone else, so If we allow height to be a factor, we will be ruled by dirty scandis.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: x at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Short joke at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: dartist at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (so+oy)
an exception). Alex de Toqueville mentioned that fact in one of his
reports to the Europeans. When describing the VA colonists he said
something like "they're very tall, and they all have bad teeth."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (k4dH2)
Average heights varied from era to era. Supposedly prior to about 1650 or so in England, the English were on average pretty tall (closer to today's average male height than to what we usually associate with 'the dark ages')
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Jewells45
Short commies are the worst commies.
Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (myjNJ)
Mollie Hemingway
@MZHemingweay
Comfortably Smug' Twitter Account Suspended After Asking 'Where's Hunter, Fat?'
Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (wiXsO)
Trump walks out on stage, walks over to Bloomberg's Podium and kicks out the step behind his podium, and tosses it backstage, forcing Mike or someone to carry it out and reinstall it in public while everyone is watching.
Posted by: Jack Woltz at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (+0uDE)
I met him at a BYU gym. It was after Bradley left BYU, though. I think he was playing for the 76ers at the time. Not sure about that.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (B81y4)
Posted by: Chris M at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: The Dutch at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 05:12 PM (Kpl3J)
That is so, so great.
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (vSb78)
Posted by: Jewells45
Short commies are the worst commies.
Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (ySK7x)
On the contrary, they make for easier disposal.
Posted by: Someguy at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (YVvSQ)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (LWu6U)
Did you know we are the tallest people in Europe? Well we are. We are the tallest people in Europe. Taller than everyone else making us the tallest in Europe.
Posted by: Dutch guy at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (U9Qbt)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/ 2020-02-01/zero-hedge-permanently -suspended-from-twitter-for-harassment
it's so demonically Orwellian your head just spins.
Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (ySK7x)
When the referee only pink-cards your team, you might guess he's not neutral
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (Eg9+v)
His anti-freedom (anti-gun) stuff is very ham-handed and crude and mostly unsuccessful, and where things have gone south he had nothing to do with it (hi, dumb bigoted voters!!!). Think his mayors against icky guns thing turned out to have half its membership with outstanding warrants and pending indictments.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Just Lily at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (O/zSD)
Posted by: E. Warren, I am a gay transgender queer ally at February 03, 2020 05:18 PM (NVYyb)
After he loses in 2020 he's going to reprise the role of Dr. Miguelito in the remake of the Wild Wild West.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...hillbilly art critic at February 03, 2020 05:18 PM (+BaYH)
Posted by: The Dutch at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (gd9RK)
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...and that Dutch dykes are the strongest in the world?
Posted by: G at February 03, 2020 05:18 PM (5NMZN)
Bernie supporters should get a kick out of that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2020 05:18 PM (+lVUW)
A lot of prominent politicians make me wonder this. How did Schiff get elected in the first place? Who voted for that bald Ayenna lunatic?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Eg9+v)
Thanks, was teasing my few remaining synapses
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 05:18 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (LWu6U)
Belgians have the tallest average height.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 05:18 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2020 04:52 PM (pNxlR)
OT, I like the new Dance Monkey song by Tones & I that is all over the airwaves. Nu deco sound, which is why I think it's doing well. Apparently the lyrics were inspired by the singer's actual time spent busking on the street, which was a mixed bag of experiences for her.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (hvf9s)
I thought those guys were gay?
No, apparently they just reaaalllly seem like it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:15 PM (KZzsI)
just canadians....(apologies to the canucks on the page)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Priapism at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (2cfUo)
If he loses the nomination he will move to Mexico and take up wrestling.
Posted by: wth
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Dwarf tossing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (CDGwz)
And the rest is delicious.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: G at February 03, 2020 05:18 PM (5NMZN)
Never insult a dutch lesbian.
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at
Nope. He'll be on the presidential booster seat.
Posted by: Moki at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (mFoNl)
I'm sure as President he would solve any issue, no matter how small.
And he keeps a good perspective on life because he's always looking up.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (z3Wvh)
you actually know about that's totally wrong, and then turn the page and
believe the next article?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (48RE5)
It's not Epstein Barr, but something similar?
Epstein didn't kill himself ?
Posted by: JT at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (arJlL)
Mike Bloomberg seems just terrible at politics. How did he ever get elected to anything?
A lot of prominent politicians make me wonder this. How did Schiff
get elected in the first place? Who voted for that bald Ayenna lunatic?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:18 PM (KZzsI)
Politics is 99% name recognition. The rest is not saying anything that everyone can see that is totally off-putting. Then, incumbency.
Voter fraud is also an option, but generally only available to established politicians.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (PuNWi)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Braenyard - today is the Last Day for Voter Registration at February 03, 2020 05:20 PM (1dTB/)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:06 PM (Eg9+v)
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Makes one stand up a bit straighter, though, doesn't it?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 03, 2020 05:20 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2020 05:20 PM (myjNJ)
Any short person who *isn't* asking for boxes is a fool. Asking for one and standing on one may get you mocked, but peering over the top of the podium like a 12 year old is much worse.
Still, even so, Trump is sort of horribly brilliant about this and I have to agree with Piers.
Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2020 05:20 PM (BD/yx)
That's ridiculous. Average is not tall. Tall is taller than average.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2020 05:20 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2020 05:20 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2020 05:21 PM (BD/yx)
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California.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 05:21 PM (z3Wvh)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:19 PM (HALdu)
... as a Republican
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 03, 2020 05:21 PM (aS1PU)
Don't know what they are feeding that kid, but he's taller than Trump and Melania now, which is no small feat.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 05:21 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 05:14 PM (KP5rU)
I believe the polite way to describe that is Nadler-esque
Posted by: Ted K.
John Holmesian.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 05:21 PM (WavOX)
So there.
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.
Posted by: This...is CNN at February 03, 2020 05:21 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 03, 2020 05:22 PM (9pm4Q)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 05:22 PM (9t0Zz)
The Line in Vegas was 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
He took the under and cleaned up.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 05:22 PM (TAD8F)
_______________
If you're loaded, winning a local election can be done even if you suck as a candidate. Bloomie is Exhibit A.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2020 05:22 PM (k4dH2)
If by Belgium you mean the Netherlands you would be correct,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:22 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 05:22 PM (KP5rU)
Mine would be so tall that the top of the podium would be at my belly button.
Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2020 05:22 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: timajin at February 03, 2020 05:23 PM (AL9FO)
The house we live in was built in 1919, so it has tall ceilings but short fixtures. The sink in the bathroom is low, the mirror is so low I have to stoop to see anything over my mustache. I wonder who it was built for, because I'm not enormously tall, just over 6'2.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Some little kid at February 03, 2020 05:23 PM (r+sAi)
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California.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 05:21 PM (z3Wvh)
Burbank.
Is that Henry Waxman's old district?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:23 PM (CqE5x)
During his entire business career he had to deal with these corruptocrats.
Now he gets to mercilessly fuck with them.
Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2020 05:23 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 03, 2020 05:24 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2020 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)
My bitch beagle and I both resent your putting those pussies at CNN in the same category with her.
I don't own any cats, so "pussies" is AOK.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2020 05:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2020 05:24 PM (wiXsO)
this event being so notable it was recorded in the Annals of Connacht for 765 AD.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 03, 2020 05:24 PM (PuNWi)
This is a very disturbing mental image, Ace.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 03, 2020 05:24 PM (ix2WY)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2020 05:24 PM (El6T/)
Mollie Hemingway
@MZHemingweay
Comfortably Smug' Twitter Account Suspended After Asking 'Where's Hunter, Fat?'
Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2020 05:16 PM (wiXsO)
I hadn't heard that yet; now I see it here (Daily Caller):
https://preview.tinyurl.com/v2yn42f
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 05:24 PM (vSb78)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 03, 2020 05:25 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Braenyard - today is the Last Day for Voter Registration at February 03, 2020 05:25 PM (1dTB/)
Posted by: Priapism at February 03, 2020 05:25 PM (2cfUo)
Nice thought. I want Trump to start a new media empire to replace the dying Fox News after he's done as POTUS. Unlike Murdoch's sons, his would keep it conservative when he passes the reigns over. Judge Jeannine and Hannity would dash over in a heartbeat.
If Obamas and Susan Rice get to have their grubby hands in Netflix, Trump gets to have his own network.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 05:25 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 05:25 PM (KP5rU)
CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
President Trump is not expected to apologize or admit any wrongdoing after his anticipated acquittal
really did post this on twitter
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (I2/tG)
************
TNN, it would be a classy and luxurious network, the best really, believe me.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (z3Wvh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (oVJmc)
Who here calls Bloomberg "Miguelito Loveless"? I think that's hysterical.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (UvmOq)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 03, 2020 05:25 PM (87EdW)
In Hollywood, everyone is measure in relation to Tom Cruise. Tom claims he's 5'10" and instead of pointing it out, people just estimate how many inches taller they are, and go with that.
Posted by: Ted K. at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Braenyard - today is the Last Day for Voter Registration at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (1dTB/)
I'm 5' 12". Ex-wife was 5' 1&3/4" and she damn well made sure you knew that 1&3/4 was there.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (WavOX)
I'm pretty sure it's a microaggression or triggering, or some shit like that.
Nerdy better get me a treat.
Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: R. Wilson at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (/NRYk)
That probably doesn't matter, though. It could rattle Bloomberg into making a mistake. It will certainly prevent him from using a box at debates, which could be a big deal on TV.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (sWM8x)
If by Belgium you mean the Netherlands you would be correct,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:22 PM (U9Qbt)
This is odd. Are the genetic profiles of the dutch and the Belgians and the Germans that far apart that the Dutch would be taller?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (zDcjz)
Posted by: Fake CNN! at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (I2/tG)
I was 6 ' 1/4 " but now probably just a hair under 6'.
Yeah I still say 6.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (U9Qbt)
"The names in this ledger are my dogs. I tell them when to bark, bite, and shit."
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (nTPpB)
I didn't know that Sam Donaldson's toupee still dragged his dead body around to television appearances
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater
The internet adds 3 inches just like the old high school BB coaches.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...hillbilly art critic at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (+BaYH)
Belgians have the tallest average height.
That's ridiculous. Average is not tall. Tall is taller than average.
you are a giant. i am a normal dwarf.
Posted by: The Nits at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (KZzsI)
CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
President Trump is not expected to apologize or admit any wrongdoing after his anticipated acquittal
What part of "not guilty" do these asshats fail to understand?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (UvmOq)
Unless you're passive aggressive.
"I'm 6'."
"Cool, so am I", as you look down toward them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (WavOX)
1 and 3/4" matters A LOT
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (e284m)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (WavOX)
5' 1 1/2"
That half inch MATTERS.
Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 05:26 PM (WavOX)
My ex was 4'11". We had a routine where she'd sit on my leg and we'd do a ventriloquist act.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (j3npP)
It doesn't really come up that much in real life.
When I was in high school, I'd get asked 2-3x per day. Most people don't even ask anymore, even when I'm meeting them for the first time.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (9t0Zz)
Belgians have the tallest average height.
If by Belgium you mean the Netherlands you would be correct,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:22 PM (U9Qbt)
This is odd. Are the genetic profiles of the dutch and the Belgians
and the Germans that far apart that the Dutch would be taller?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (CqE5x)
The degree of difference here suggests not so much a difference in genetics as diet
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Eg9+v)
He's having Judge Judy do his commercials because she has a more manly voice.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (+lVUW)
The authoritarianism and bias and crudeness of these garbage people (Twitter, really most of the social media industry) puts one in mind of North Korea, or Stalin's Russia, without the toughness or grit, of course.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Hercule Poirot at February 03, 2020 05:29 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Priapism at February 03, 2020 05:29 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 05:29 PM (ZCEU2)
Thing that struck me was that his feet were really long, but narrow. He was wearing some kind of woven sandals and I couldn't help wondering where in the hell can you buy sandals that size.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 05:29 PM (48RE5)
President Trump is not expected to apologize or admit any wrongdoing after his anticipated acquittal
What part of "not guilty" do these asshats fail to understand?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (UvmOq)
They never stop and they never will stop. If they stop spinning, they will die.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:29 PM (CqE5x)
Because Trump wants to give Alaska back to Russia is waaaaay out there.
I think make up things about Trump that Schiff can say, "Trump must be impeached or he'll rename America "Trumpica"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2020 05:30 PM (WI7YS)
CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
President Trump is not expected to apologize or admit any wrongdoing after his anticipated acquittal
Focus grouped spin. I heard some Dem idiot Rep spouting that same line on the radio today.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 05:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Where did you put your hand ?
Posted by: JT at February 03, 2020 05:30 PM (arJlL)
I did not! One of my housemates in college was part Dutch, and he was one of the few guys shorter than me.
Posted by: Chris M at February 03, 2020 05:30 PM (eAZVt)
Bloomberg will KICK TRUMP'S ASS in the limbo dance competition phase of the Presidential debates!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2020 05:30 PM (UvmOq)
Once you're above 6' you're generally pretty honest about your height, you may understate it to not embarrass other men.
It doesn't really come up that much in real life.
When I was in high school, I'd get asked 2-3x per day. Most people
don't even ask anymore, even when I'm meeting them for the first time.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (9t0Zz)
Two things:
1. I hit my head a lot on things because they're designed for... non-giants2. I feel like I accidentally intimidate some people in situations where I encounter them alone.
My wife is 5'4", and although that is slightly above average for a woman, she appears very small. Perhaps just to me.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:30 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Priapism at February 03, 2020 05:29 PM (2cfUo)
One things for sure, you'll never get them standing side by side to tell
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 05:30 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 03, 2020 05:30 PM (LpjIG)
It used to come up a lot in dating, which was weird to me. "wow, you're tall!" uh, thank you? I go to church with a bunch of Dutchmen that make me feel like Billy Barty. Knowing now what I know about a lot of women they were probably doing some goofy peen size calculation in their heads.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (LpjIG)
Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (CqE5x)
About a third of the Netherlands is below sea level. It's just natural selection.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (t+qrx)
This is odd. Are the genetic profiles of the dutch and the Belgians
and the Germans that far apart that the Dutch would be taller?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (CqE5x)
The degree of difference here suggests not so much a difference in genetics as diet
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Eg9+v)
Okay, what is different about the Dutch diet?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Boot Edge Edge at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mikey! at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (aS1PU)
During his entire business career he had to deal with these corruptocrats.
Now he gets to mercilessly fuck with them.
Posted by: davidt
This.
He has gone around and around with Nadler for years in NYC. He has known Schumer for a long time, and thought that Anthony Weiner (Schumer protege) was a real schmuck way before the rest of us caught on.
And Bloomberg too.
Likely Bloomberg is no taller than 5'6" tall, and maybe shorter.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (vcOmj)
Conclusion, Bloomberg is significantly shorter than average height.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (PuNWi)
It helps that she's very attractive.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: R. Wilson at February 03, 2020 05:32 PM (/NRYk)
Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2020 05:32 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 03, 2020 05:32 PM (WQZ1O)
Trump must be impeached or he will make every Tuesday "Taco Bowl Tuesday"!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2020 05:32 PM (UvmOq)
Going to get one of those big blow up balls and see if I can stretch those old lumbars.
Posted by: Braenyard - today is the Last Day for Voter Registration at February 03, 2020 05:32 PM (1dTB/)
CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
President Trump is not expected to apologize or admit any wrongdoing after his anticipated acquittal
really did post this on twitter
Welll, CNN...Clinton kinda had to, after wagging his finger at America on national TV and lying about having sex "with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." Once the incontrovertible evidence caught up with him.
Trump's case is entirely different. For starters, he wasn't even charged with any actual crimes.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 03, 2020 05:32 PM (XN+hF)
I love the way Trump has unerring accuracy in driving a wedge between the various groups of Reds. You just KNOW that a lot of Bernie Bros are nodding in agreement, much against their will.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2020 05:32 PM (jpBkc)
Don't know what they are feeding that kid, but he's taller than Trump and Melania now, which is no small feat.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 05:21 PM (hvf9s)
He is how old? 13? 14?
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 05:32 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 03, 2020 05:32 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2020 05:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 05:33 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 05:33 PM (oVJmc)
Napoleon Bonaparte was 5'7".
Bloomberg would have to look up at him.
As long as we're dredging up historical factoids.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2020 05:33 PM (hfM+5)
Posted by: Mike "Tiny" Bloomberg at February 03, 2020 05:33 PM (R2gO3)
Posted by: Mini Jeff Hudson at February 03, 2020 05:33 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 03, 2020 05:33 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: JoeF.
The Dutch eat tulips. Lotta tulips.
Posted by: pep at February 03, 2020 05:33 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)
President Trump is not expected to apologize or admit any wrongdoing after his anticipated acquittal
CNN should apologize for existing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (jpBkc)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (vcOmj)
President Trump is not expected to apologize or admit any wrongdoing after his anticipated acquittal
Clinton had a pep rally after his.
if Trump did it, 100,000 people would show up
Posted by: x at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Braenyard - today is the Last Day for Voter Registration at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (1dTB/)
Including his hair?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (Uu+Jp)
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
Posted by: Lyrics! at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Muldoon
*groans*
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (7fKcL)
No B.S., I've scared people out of lines. It's usually a little old lady.
Basic scenario goes like this: I'm in a line at a bank. There are five or six people in line. Little old lady is a couple people ahead of me. Because the line is taking some time, eventually people who aren't attached to their phones look around. I'll see the LOL slowly turn, spot me, startle, then leave.
I feel so bad whenever it happens. I don't even dress like a scary person. I'm just big.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (9t0Zz)
Bloomberg is 5' 8" and the average white American adult male is 5' 10".
So there's not much substance to Trump calling Bloomberg "Mini Mike."
That probably doesn't matter, though. It could rattle Bloomberg
into making a mistake. It will certainly prevent him from using a box
at debates, which could be a big deal on TV.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 03, 2020 05:27 PM (sWM8x)
5'8" and 1/2!
Posted by: Lil' Mikey B at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: BadOrangeMan at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: The Dutch at February 03, 2020 05:17 PM (gd9RK)
Natural selection due to numerous floods. Right?
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (87EdW)
How does a supposed sports fan not know where the Kansas City Chiefs are from?
Posted by: ggreg at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (045k4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (KZzsI)
+++
Hey, I identify as Napoleon Bonaparte
I demand that you pay for my Imperial Guard.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:30 PM (Eg9+v)
-------------
Speaking of accidental intimidation, I was rounding a corner in a bar just as this guy came from the other direction. Guy obviously was looking for a fight and had his "I'm ready to rumble" face on...and realized he was looking at my sternum.
It was hilarious to see the fight drain right out of this guys face.
And it wasn't like the guy was looking for me, he appeared to just be mad at the world.
Even more amusing, all I had was height, because I'm on the thin side.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 03, 2020 05:36 PM (QyoQ9)
Mike's only 12 inches high. That's why he wants so badly to be a ruler!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (m45I2)
Little Mike he was not DutchHis lack of height was his crutchHe stood on a boxAnd shouted, "pox, pox!""I want to be president so much!"
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:36 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 03, 2020 05:36 PM (e284m)
I went to school with a guy who was 6' in the 6th grade, a real giant.
He stopped growing and everyone else caught up with him by the end of
high school.
Like many scandis, I was late to physically mature in HS. It caused me a lot of grief. However, now I still have my hair, not much belly, and look pretty young for my age (29).
Suck it, early maturers.
Posted by: pep at February 03, 2020 05:36 PM (T6t7i)
It doesn't really come up that much in real life.
It used to come up a lot in dating, which was weird to me. "wow, you're tall!" uh, thank you? I go to church with a bunch of Dutchmen that make me feel like Billy Barty. Knowing now what I know about a lot of women they were probably doing some goofy peen size calculation in their heads.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM
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I am even taller in my pants.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 05:36 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 05:36 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
His nose was designed to hoover vast quantities of cocaine.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 03, 2020 05:36 PM (ix2WY)
They all lie about their stats, like every sports star ever. And almost all actors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:36 PM (KZzsI)
Guys sometimes think they're shorter than others because they look at the top of the other guy's head and that means looking up. You have to look at the other guy's eye to judge, are you looking up or down at that? And I'm looking at this guy's eyes and as best I can tell I'm looking flat level.
So I ask the girl and she says I think you're both the same height. This is not satisfactory. If he's taller than I am I will assimilate this fact, if I am taller than he I will decorously hide my gloating.
But this you're the same there's not one who is taller nonsense is bullshit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2020 05:36 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 03, 2020 05:37 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2020 05:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 03, 2020 05:38 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 03, 2020 05:38 PM (PuNWi)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 03, 2020 05:38 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at February 03, 2020 05:38 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 03, 2020 05:38 PM (ix2WY)
Speaking of that , Spudd Webb still the holder of the all time NBA slam dunk contest. Hands down the greatest.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:38 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at February 03, 2020 05:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 05:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 05:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2020 05:39 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 03, 2020 05:39 PM (e284m)
I could fit my whole forearm in it. And I wasn't a short boy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2020 05:39 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: R. Wilson at February 03, 2020 05:39 PM (/NRYk)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 05:39 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: Sam Donaldson at February 03, 2020 05:39 PM (l3+k2)
I think Shaq's height is the most surprising when seen in context. He
doesn't seem really tall when seen in isolation, or even next to other
NBA folks, because he's normally proportioned (unlike Bradley and
Mutumbo).
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 03, 2020 05:35 PM (87EdW)
+++
He walked right by me at Mandalay Bay and I didn't even notice. One of the people I was with followed him and took a picture of him going down the escalator and brought it (the phone camera) back to prove that he was there.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 03, 2020 05:39 PM (+tWDL)
Posted by: Priapism
Nadler
He is only 5'4" tall.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (vcOmj)
His circumference is 16 feet though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 05:40 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 05:40 PM (ZCEU2)
Suck it, early maturers.
I have a theory about there being a finite amount of testosterone in life, some guys get a lot early. There were kids who could grow a real mustache at 15.
But those guys are bald now and I have a luxurious head of hair on the cusp of the 29th birthday that starts with a 6.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2020 05:40 PM (gd9RK)
Thinking a Big Gulp is a danger to civilization is about as retarded as one can get.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:40 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2020 05:40 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 05:40 PM (oVJmc)
Liberals, 2020: Making fun of physical attributes is completely unacceptable behavior and is totally unbecoming of a sitting President. For shame!
Posted by: reason at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Were you thinking of .....this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcUs5X9glCc
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (ZCEU2)
Yeah I saw that this morning on FB. My first thought was.. really? Ya'll are elated the Chiefs won but you just HAD to go there didn't ya? Assholes. Just one fucking time can you fucking let it go?
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)
Waxman was a Red Army experiment to make a Communist Rat-Human hybrid to attack the West. Or, at least, that's what I'm told on the best authority. My own.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: WCG Client Stevens at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (uGHnY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)
Leftists, like Satan, can't laugh at themselves. It takes away from the aura of infallibility.
And almost invariably, the ones who say they can laugh at themselves always do in in the context of mocking someone else - e.g., the dog eating crackhead's "yeah, I suck at bowling, but at least I'm not in the Special Olympics, yuk yuk yuk!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (Ki5SV)
Something about her is off. I don't know what it is, but I saw it last night on the SB half-time show.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (HaL55)
Shocker.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 05:40 PM (oVJmc)
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Saw a picture of her this weekend. She had the "Strozk Sneer" down pat.
Posted by: reason at February 03, 2020 05:42 PM (kZVsz)
Is that like one upping the Drain the swamp promise?
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 03, 2020 05:42 PM (y/fJ4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (HaL55)
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Most of her clothing?
Posted by: reason at February 03, 2020 05:42 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (uKj5K)
He's Bat Boy all grown up.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 03, 2020 05:43 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 05:43 PM (ZCEU2)
Yeah she's had what, six previous attempts to sue the president thrown out of court? That's not easy to do even once, judges are really willing to let crazy, stupid stuff get to a trial.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (uKj5K)
Yeah, I think I read that somewhere. Maybe even right here.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 03, 2020 05:43 PM (t+qrx)
How does a supposed sports fan not know where the Kansas City Chiefs are from?
Well, you know, keeping track of all 57 states can be pretty fucking hard.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2020 05:44 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Zombie King Henry VIII (lurker) at February 03, 2020 05:44 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Braenyard - today is the Last Day for Voter Registration at February 03, 2020 05:44 PM (1dTB/)
He stopped growing and everyone else caught up with him by the end of
high school.
One of my co-workers is like 5'7". Apparently he grew to his full height by the middle of 6th grade. He was a giant! Then everyone grew past him.
I wonder if that's what it feels like to be a child star.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 05:44 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 03, 2020 04:59 PM (0keV9)
If Bloomberg had been the one who dropped the groundhog, the poor critter would be alive and well today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2020 05:44 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:45 PM (HALdu)
Leftists, like Satan, can't laugh at themselves. It takes away from the aura of infallibility.
And almost invariably, the ones who say they can laugh at themselves
always do in in the context of mocking someone else - e.g., the dog
eating crackhead's "yeah, I suck at bowling, but at least I'm not in the
Special Olympics, yuk yuk yuk!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (Ki5SV)
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Humorless scolds are by definition humorless.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Priapism
Nadler
He is only 5'4" tall.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (vcOmj)
His circumference is 16 feet though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 05:40 PM (j3npP)
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Dangit, I was gonna say "He's also 5'4" lying down."
Posted by: reason at February 03, 2020 05:45 PM (kZVsz)
He is only 5'4" tall.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 03, 2020 05:34 PM (vcOmj)
His circumference is 16 feet though.
-
Helluva cannonball dive at the pool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2020 05:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Still humping that chicken from the morning thread, I see.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 03, 2020 05:45 PM (uGHnY)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:45 PM (HALdu)
He stopped growing and everyone else caught up with him by the end of
high school.
One of my co-workers is like 5'7". Apparently he grew to his full height by the middle of 6th grade. He was a giant! Then everyone grew past him.
I wonder if that's what it feels like to be a child star.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 05:44 PM (9t0Zz)
I was one of the tallest kids in my class in 6th grade. But I stopped growing...
Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2020 05:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 05:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: hogmartin
You've heard of the Winter Soldier (Marvel Comics, Captain America)?
Nadler is the Smegma Soldier.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 03, 2020 05:46 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:46 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)
"Dog, I say Dog!!!!
"Camptown ladies sing dis song, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Camptown race-track five miles long, Oh, doo-dah day!"
Posted by: Groundhog at February 03, 2020 05:46 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Braenyard - today is the Last Day for Voter Registration at February 03, 2020 05:46 PM (1dTB/)
Posted by: Braenyard - today is the Last Day for Voter Registration at February
That is what the chick fucking him call it too.
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 05:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Zombie Eva Braun at February 03, 2020 05:47 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 03, 2020 05:04 PM (RKQ/v)
Mike Bloomberg / Michelle Obama 2020
Little Mike / Big Mike
"A Mike for Everyone"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 05:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2020 05:47 PM (uKj5K)
Conversely, really tall girls get a lot of teasing and some guys at least won't date a girl taller than them, so that can't be easy.
But you never have to ask someone to get something from the top shelf
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2020 05:31 PM (m45I2)
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Just got here. That's funny. But to be fair, I think he's 62-63 inches tall.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 03, 2020 05:48 PM (Dhht7)
Its all the left has, attempting to pretend that mislabeling the home
state of a sportsball team is a huge gaffe of cosmic proportions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)
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It's nearly as humanizing as Liz Warren "goin' to get me a beer."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 05:48 PM (cfSRQ)
My freshman year in HS, our football wide receiver/basketball center was 6'8". He had a couple of brothers that were taller.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 05:49 PM (WavOX)
The groundhog bit Mini Mike. Probably thought he was a rat.
Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2020 05:49 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 03, 2020 05:49 PM (Vy7tf)
Nittaly Lions.
If you want to get into a contest about how many sports things momjeans Obama got wrong, we can go there.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 05:49 PM (hvf9s)
Trump should lose weight, just to be able to pick Bloomberg up and fuckin' Tomahawk dunk him.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2020 05:49 PM (nTPpB)
Posted by: NYC Hookers at February 03, 2020 05:49 PM (/NRYk)
Nanny Bloomberg
Soda Jerk Bloomberg
Naggy Bloomberg
Posted by: Keith at February 03, 2020 05:50 PM (jdGlx)
Donny Two Scoops has a rhetorical laser pointer that is finely tuned to make the douchebag Fake News assholes chase it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2020 05:50 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Rose at February 03, 2020 05:50 PM (f/Wek)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 05:50 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Field Marshal Barack Obama at February 03, 2020 05:51 PM (sWM8x)
"Dog, I say Dog!!!!
"Camptown ladies sing dis song, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Camptown race-track five miles long, Oh, doo-dah day!"
Posted by: Groundhog at February 03, 2020 05:46 PM (VYwSh)
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Would this make the Dems, collectively, the little Poindexter chicken-hawk to always wants to eat him but never can?
That boy, I say that boy's elevator don't go all the way to the tawp florruh...
Posted by: reason at February 03, 2020 05:51 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2020 05:08 PM (ZGrMX)
Fisher persons call this "chumming the water".
It is very effective.
Watch.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 05:51 PM (sy5kK)
>>> Which is worse, Bloomberg being short or Trump thinking the Chiefs played in Kansas?
Nittaly Lions.
If you want to get into a contest about how many sports things momjeans Obama got wrong, we can go there.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 05:49 PM (hvf9s)
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You mean the wordly sophisticated man who thought Austrian was an independent language?
Who didn't know how to read "corpsman" off a teleprompter?
That genius?
Today's not the day to that. We should do it on Cico de Quatro.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 05:51 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at February 03, 2020 05:51 PM (Eg9+v)
I absolutely get a kick out of seeing that jackass Sam Donaldson have to discuss Mini Mike and getting a hydraulic lift for the debates.
SNL did a skit with Dukakis back in the day, that he was short and had a lift behind his podium.
Don Trump is the best.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 03, 2020 05:51 PM (lg/F7)
JLo and Shakira spread their legs last night and now the whole world talks about a box.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 03, 2020 05:49 PM (Vy7tf)
Like them, MiniMike needs a big box.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 03, 2020 05:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at February 03, 2020 05:51 PM (/NRYk)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 05:03 PM (48RE5)
Somebody posted a pic of Bloomie with Ghislaine Maxwell. He was several inches shorter than her, and she is 5 foot 4, according to the Internets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2020 05:52 PM (LxWV7)
Is that like thinking that people in Austria speak Austrian?
Posted by: Barry O! at February 03, 2020 05:52 PM (I2/tG)
As someone here has pointed out, he is the laser pointer and they are the cats. They do not seem to be able to help themselves and not react.
Well done, GEOTUS!
Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 03, 2020 05:52 PM (7OfoF)
Been married nearly 40 years.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 03, 2020 05:53 PM (Dhht7)
First guy says he had a lighter fluid factory in New York but it biurned down so he took the insurance money and retired to Florida.
Second guy says his jewelry store in Ohio was burglarized of all his good stuffso he took the insurance money and moved to Florida.
Third guy says he was from Kansas and a tornado wiped out his business so he took the insurance and moved to Florida.
First guy says: How do you make a tornado?
Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2020 05:53 PM (Y274z)
Waaaay back in the day the Chiefs used a practice field on the Kansas Side. Overland Park I think.
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 03, 2020 05:53 PM (/NRYk)
Soon they'll start to say 'we can't support this guy, he's a dwarf!' and start trying to push him off the stage.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 05:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:54 PM (U9Qbt)
Democrat guest at SOTU.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 03, 2020 05:54 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2020 05:55 PM (Y274z)
Somehow, I don't think Bloomberg does that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2020 05:55 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 03, 2020 05:56 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 05:56 PM (vSb78)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2020 05:57 PM (6XlcD)
Democrat guest at SOTU.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 03, 2020 05:54 PM (JcXHH)
You mean the illegal immigrant lady trying to bum rush the border and putting her children in danger.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 03, 2020 05:57 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 03, 2020 05:57 PM (QyoQ9)
Daily Caller calls him 5'7".
And apparently Mini Mike lied on his driver's license application!
I would say 5'5".
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 03, 2020 05:58 PM (lg/F7)
Biden would rather run for President than wipe out cancer?
Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2020 05:58 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (ATCV4)
Yapping little bitch-dogs.
Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (7OfoF)
He was going overboard in slandering PDT's counsel, and his rhetoric was borderline insurrectionist.
And 1917 was very good.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (ufFY8)
Something about her is off. I don't know what it is, but I saw it last night on the SB half-time show.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (HaL55)
She's one aria away from ramming her Jeep Grand Cherokee through a security check point at Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (v0R5T)
I absolutely get a kick out of seeing that jackass Sam Donaldson have to discuss Mini Mike and getting a hydraulic lift for the debates.
SNL did a skit with Dukakis back in the day, that he was short and had a lift behind his podium.
Don Trump is the best.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 03, 2020 05:51 PM (lg/F7)
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SNL used to do the same thing with Ross Perot. They dusted off the old "giant chair" Lilly Tomlin used to sit in and had Dana Carvey sit in it.
Posted by: reason at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 05:18 PM (KZzsI)
Look at his district. West Hollywood. My district I'm abashed to say.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (H8QX8)
Well, besides that. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Realize I'd never seen her perform before last night. Heard about her, but not seen her.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 03, 2020 06:03 PM (1g7ch)
The original name was the "Town of Kansas". The commercial venture was hyped as the "gateway to the new breadbasket of the world, the State of Kansas".
I gots a nice little book written in 1857 doing just that... a friggin' sales book!
So, if the originals didn't mind it, us folk now shouldn't sweat it too much.
Posted by: MarkY at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (41jcs)
The locals should learn to loosen up if THIS is the big thing they're slamming Trump with.
He should maybe have said it in Austrian, told us the story of how the Muslims built the intercontinental railroad and the factories here in the US and listed the other 7 of the 57 states like the smartest asshole in any room could do, and finished up by telling NASA their new job was Kansas City outreach so people in Kansas City Misery could feel good about their accomplishments.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (e284m)
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 05:21 PM (hvf9s)
One day they are gonna have to wean him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2020 06:13 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2020 06:18 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (HaL55)
Spirit cooking with Jay Z and Beyonce
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: DirtyDave at February 03, 2020 06:29 PM (yc3le)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: DirtyDave at February 03, 2020 06:29 PM (yc3le)
Some greasy roadkill, maybe a possum.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at February 03, 2020 06:40 PM (2+j2N)
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